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"Two and half hours from now, enter the log book that I'm in action." "Where am I, doctor?" "You've been in coma for the past 18 months." "Suddenly you were reported as brain dead." "We decided you were dead and shifted you to mofluary." "But miraculously you came back to life." "I'm seeing a wonder like for the first time in my profession." "Doctor, my parents..." " We've informed, they're on the way." "Son..." " My dear son..." "Why have you become like this?" "I never had any hope but you've come back alive..." "It is mercy of Lord Narasimhaswamy." "Calm down." "Who are they, doctor?" "What's this, sir?" "They're your parents!" "Are they?" "They're not my parents." "What happened, Godse?" "Why are you not recognizing us?" "My name is not Godse." "My name is Bose." "Bose?" "Your name is Godse." "Your grandfather was a follower of Nathuram Godse." "He loved him so such that he named you after him" "What's this, doctor?" "He has forgotten not only us but his name also." "What happened?" "Please tell us, doctor." "Don't get anxious." "At times after 8 hours of deep sleep, we fail to recognize the person before us." "We get confused." "But he was in coma for 18 months with severe medication." "I didn't work in this company!" "I've an account with HDFC, I didn't have an account with ICICI." "Thank you, sir!" "Godse, sir!" "Are you discharged from hospital, Godse sir?" "How do you feel now, sir?" "How can I not know you, sir?" "I want to meet the Chairman." "Please come, sir." "At any cost we must get this contract." "Two day earlier I saw you in hospital!" "Lord Murugan of Palani has sent you to me." "By the way today is very auspicious day." "Come and sit in your chair." "What happened, Godse?" "How did I meet with an accident, Murugan?" "Why do you want to know past?" "Forget it." "How did I met with an accident?" "It was all the handiwork of our company's rival Benarjee." "Ours was Rs.300 crore turnover company, you made is Rs.3000 crore turnover company, and overtook his company he made an attempt on your life." "I took him court for this attack, so he escaped to foreign country." "Just a minute." "Murugan sir, Godse is missing from hospital." "I'm scared." "Don't get scared, he has come directly to our company." "Did you come here without informing anyone in hospital." "That's the love you've for this company." "It's all grace of Lord Murugan." "I need to sign few cheques, please be seated here." "Godse's parents are here for him, sir." "He's in his office, please send them to him." "Just now he left the office though I tried to stop him, sir." "Left?" "What a figure!" "The girl is here only, come boys, let's have some fun." "Come on, boys!" "Hey, send her to me!" "Send her to me!" "What did you say?" " Send her to me." "For good or bad, the girl has a name." "If you're cultured, call her as Seetha or Geetha, if she's your relative, call her as sister, mother or younger sister." "How dare you say girl!" "Learn to respect women!" "You don't even look like a devotee of Lord Krishna like them." "But you're giving lectures on Gita to us." "Bhagavad Gita is heard just before war." "If you hear and don't reform, it'll be heard again after your death." "Would you like to hear now or after death?" "Long back it seems you were born on the eight day of moon..." "It seems you lit this world with moonlight..." "Your mercy flows in the music from your flute..." "Life turns into a melody and filled with happiness..." "Breath of every Gopika is pleading for your boon..." "Hail Lord Krishna..." "Hail Radha's love Gopala..." "Hail the lord of three worlds..." "Hail protector of good people..." "Hail the destroyer of evil..." "Hail Krishna, the dancer..." "Our concentration must be focused on you..." "You're our lifeline, O lord..." "You're our protector in this world..." "Lord who dictates our fates and actions..." "Shower the bliss of mercy on us..." "Enlighten us with your good values..." "Wash away the difly of bad in us..." "You're the driver who drives to win every battle in everyday's life..." "We're blessed to have you with us to turn this world into heaven..." "You're blessings are always on us as Bhagavad Gita in all our lives..." "Why are you sleeping in car in no parking zone?" "Tell me your name." "Ambali." " Ambali?" "Brother of Bahubali." "You'll feel cold on getting challan." "Look Balram, this is Hyderabad." "Buses here don't have brakes, no speed breakers for roads." "No parking zones are invalid for taxis." "Are you new to the place?" "Inquire and know about me." "Who the hell are you?" "The same question turned Bachchan into Amitabh Bachchan." "It turned bus conductor into superstar Rajinikanth." "I don't know what will it make me?" "He seems to be violent, better for me to be silent." "Don't hit strongly." "Win you ply?" "Where do you want to go, sir?" "Go, I'll tell you." "Need to pay extra above meter fare." "I'll pay anything you ask." "He looks like well stashed bank." "I think he looks like James Bond who encourages my luck." "Please sit." " Go." "Stop!" "What's it, sir?" "I'm in mood now." "She'll hit you!" "I feel like smoking a cigarette." " Cigarette?" "I thought you're in mood seeing that girl." "How did he get it?" "Stop the carmstop..." "What's it this time?" "I got lost in thought and went past it, please go back." "We've reached my house." " You're death to me." "Why is he going away without paying me?" "Sir..fare..sir..." " Sorry, I forgot." "I remember it very well." "Sorry, I forgot." " I remember it very well." "Ifl had change for Rs1000 note, why would I be a taxi driver?" "I would've become a mafia don, right?" "Then, keep the change." "For paying extra, I'll share you burden." "Give me the bag, please." "Mother... mother..." "Mother is here!" "She's bringing camphor too." "Tell me." " Who are you guys?" "Why did you enter my house?" "Who are you?" "Why are you in my house?" "You barged into my home and say your house." "Hubby, please come here." "What?" " Look here." "Who are you, guys?" "I'm also asking the same question, who are you?" "Why my parents are not here and why are you here?" "We're not your parents but this house belongs to us." "Check, you may have entered the wrong address." "Son, please come." "I was born in this house." " In which year?" "1980!" "Then, come with me." "Malathy Nilayam 2010" "You've seen it, right?" "Tell me, now." "If you were born in 1980, this house was built in 2010." "This is not your house, sir." "Lost his mind." "Can't recognize propefly." "Can't match people too." "What's this confusion, sir?" "That's what I'm also confused." " I got it." "What did you get it, sir?" "That, you're a gang of land grabbers." "What are you waiting for?" "Call police immediately." "We'll not be here till they come." "Come, let's go." "I beg you." " Call immediately." "Why are you claiming someone else's house as yours?" "Did you see her?" "How terrible lady she is!" "She'll call police and send us both to jail." "Let's go, sir." "Why are you silent, sir?" "Nobody cares ifl say anything." "I will care, sir, please say something, sir." "That is my house, brother." "I was living very happily before you entered my life." "After your arrival I had live precariously." "Please leave that house matter, sir." "We're travelling together, right?" "Better to know each other, sir." "Name?" "Name is... people say I'm Godse, but my brain says I'm Bose." "Which name should I take it as yours?" "Godse means shooter, Bose means fighter." "I like shooter very much, sir." "Your name is Godse to me." "By the way which place do you belong to?" "Mind says Mumbai." "But head says Hyderabad." "He gives two options for any question." "The quicker I get rid of him the better." "What happened, sir?" "Did you see your parents again?" " No, I saw my lover." "Lover?" "How are you, Mahalakshmi?" "Need to go to Punjagutta urgently, will you ply?" "If you call me, I'll come to Punjab also." "Don't over act, start the car." "Why are you ignoring me?" "Who are you?" "Are you joking, Mahalakshmi?" "I'm telling you seriously, my name is not Mahalakshmi." "I don't know who you are!" "Don't you know me?" " I'm seeing for the first time." "We both love each other, why are you saying the first time?" "Whether you say shut up or stupid, this is true!" "I don't know how to explain you." "I'll tell you how you can understand it!" "Goli uncle!" "How much time you take to seal a puncture?" "What did you call me, nephew?" "Lingam... your name is Gogineni Lingam, right?" "No need to of puncture, that car itself is useless." "I told mechanic to sell it for onions." "Sorry Rahul." " It'll be done in 10 minutes." "I forgot your new name after coming back from camp." "Looks like a ripe fruit has come in a sari, uncle." "She's not ripe fruit but stale fruit!" "Hail... hail..." "Why didn't he bow to me?" "He must come to that position in one second." " Yes." "Sister, recently I got operated, sutures are still fresh." "So, I bow to you, sister." "Bend!" "Why people are falling at her feet?" "Is she Corporator of this area?" " No, generator." "Does she give power?" " She gives energy." "Mahalakshmi Wines" "You gave financed to start this shop, sister." "You gave life to my family." "You're lady legend, sister!" "Cut the ribbon with this scissors and set my life, sister." "Take it, sister." "Do you think she helps people with charity and donations?" "She lends money to people and traps them with flawless documents." "She breaks their backs with usury interests." "If they fail to repay loans, she breaks their bones." "There's no end to the atrocities she creates with those lady goons." "There's no boundary for inhumanness." "How do you know so many details about that girl, uncle?" "That devil's name is Guggilla Mahalakshmi, nephew." "Those were the days when chill winds were lashing me like hunters." "My hormones started to play harmonium." "I got into mood and I started chasing skirts." "Unable to stay alone, I met loan Lakshmi." "I took loan and tried to date every girl I met." "Why are ogling at girls here failing to pay repay my loan?" "Thrash him, girls." "I couldn't get any girl but she thrashed me for defaulting payment." "I lied to you that I slipped and fell in bathroom." "She punched my nose and left me unable to show my face in public." "Nephew, you must teach her a lesson." "Don't know why I think it is not of my stature to trouble a girl..." "Nephew, don't underestimate that devil." "All the villains of the film industry are in her." "Since you're insisting, I'll do but what's your plan?" "Thanks for accepting it, nephew." "Nothing just send an SMS for loan, she'll get stuck to you like gum." "Thanks, nephew." "With how many people's lives will you play?" "A gem is here to send you to junk mail from Gmail!" "Pack this also with them." "Nephew..." "My name is Mahalakshmi." "Do you need personal loan, sir?" "My purse is full, I don't need, sorry." "What do you do, sir?" " I do what people want!" "Oh business!" "No, responsibility." "You're good speaker." "I don't have time to talk now, bye." "Please don't cut my phone call, sir." "Please talk to me for a minute." "Why?" "Vibration in your words, modulation in your voice," "I like it very much." "I feel like we've met already." "Till now I never met any woman." " Goodmsuper!" "Why not give me that first chance?" "I'm not interested." "I give for interest." "What?" "I mean I'm interested." "I said I'm irritated." "If you give me a chance to have coffee with you," "I'll save those feelings in my hard disc, I'll spend my life with those memories." "I don't like disappointing girls." "Since you're requesting, I accept your coffee invitation." "Did you see she's coming dressed up like Barbie doll to trap you, nephew?" "I'm seeing..." "I'm seeing..." "Will you see and fix her for yourself?" "You know I'm very strict, right uncle?" "Everyman is strict initially but go crazy later." "Control yourself, nephew, she's an enchantress." "I'll be back in a moment." "You're Mahalakshmi, right?" "How did you know it's me?" "Aesthetically beautiful girls are always named Mahalakshmi." "Just a guess." "How did you bring before giving order?" "I know what my boss wants at which time!" "I'm the remote control to keep him in control." "Boss?" "You mean..." "He owns this place." "What happened?" "There's an atom bomb in your palm." "This is first time in my life to meet a boy in restaurant." "I'm not like you..." "I mean I never had a coffee with a girl." "Basically I'm very shy type." "Then, look into my eyes, your shyness will vanish slowly." "Did any speck fell in your eyes?" "There's unknown current in your eyes." "I got electrocuted on looking into your eyes." "Nephew is romantic person!" "What happened?" "Why did you give a jerk?" "Something is happening to me." "But I can't understand what is happening!" "I was like flying plane before I saw you." "Now I've become like a kite with snapped thread." "Oh no!" "Thread got snapped?" "The distance between us has decreased." "I too wished it to happen." "Then, start the job for which you're here." "You said no, right?" "I said about coffee." " I said about loan." "Please think again." "Can't I avoid talking it by force?" "There's nothing wrong in taking it." "Then, your wish is my wish." "We'll meet again." "Shall we gossip?" "For your coffee house." "Welcome at any time." "I'll keep in touch." "I'll be waiting for your touch." "Bye." "Sister, injustice!" "Don't shout, let him be anyone who cheated you, I'll get him." "Tell me the matter without crying." "I'll conduct your marriage and arrange a reception too." "You don't need to conduct my marriage, you've to do your money recovery." "What's that?" "Come out quickly." "You gave Rs.2 lakhs to a young smart man, right?" "It seems he's not Coffee House owner but cunning cheat." "With you grace I learnt to ride bike, girls now a day's don't like boys without bikes." "She's here with sticks, maybe she'll thrash us, nephew." "Let her do it, let me see how she'll do it." "It means you too have a share in this plan." "Who is this girl, uncle?" "Fantastic performance!" "You're just an inch away from winning Oscar." "What an action!" "Don't play with devil!" "Get the documents." "I'll see his end." "Sister!" " What happened?" "Signature is missing from the document." "He signed the document that day, right?" "He signed but he did something." "What happened, nephew?" "Gone... lfl sign with this pen, the letters vanish after 2 hours, uncle." "How dare you both join to cheat me!" "If you do it is business and if we do it is cheating!" "I'll cut your connections." "Thrash them that they may not need family planning operation later." "Go... go away..." "I told you thrash him and you're hugging him." "Sister, we feel like doing it with brother-in-law." "Hey girl!" "Did you think I'll get scared if you come with a gang of girls?" "Do you think I'm mad to attack you?" "What's this build up then?" "Naughty boys tease me, so I've this gang to scare them." "I'm very beautiful, right?" "As if you're the most beautiful girl in India and you need security." "I'll stop this show, let's compromise." "I don't see honesty in your request." "What do you want me to do now, sir?" "Act like the way you did in Coffee House." "Oh no... no way, sir." "Give me your hand, please." "Your palms have atom bombs!" " Nothing like that, sir." "I'm helping people knowing their requirements." "Helping them or bluffing them?" "What bothers you whatever I may do?" "If you need help, your voice mustn't raise." "It'll go silent forever." "Please repay my money." "The man in power has a body language." "He'll stand straight like Eiffel Tower, the man who lost everything has body language, he'll be bent like a used crumpled refill!" "What's your body language now?" "Crumpled refill!" "I like your position but I'm not in a mood to return your money." "What should I do to get you into mood?" "Must come to pub with me and have two pegs with me." "And dance with me." "I know how to recover my money." "Sister, when we're in a fix we must go to pub not show our pride." "You'll say any nonsense." "If we go to pub, we've to spend unnecessarily." "If we need to get back our money, we need to spend little, sister." "Yes, sister." " Can't I avoid it?" "No way!" "O Ambani girl..." "Usury girl... cunning girl... cheat her..." "What a colourful rail..." "coloun'ul temple..." "What a waist!" "Audi car is nothing before it..." "She's a dazzling sparkler..." "She's a dagger in the onlooker's head..." "When she raises her eyes to see..." "The man's head she's looking goes crazy..." "Perfect Telugu boy..." "Posing like a mischievous boy..." "You've an innocent..." "you're bulky like Buddha..." "Your beauty's game is over..." "Come, I'll hand cuff you for your crimes..." "What a dancing beauty!" "You're mad!" "What a proud girl!" "Play game of kabaddi.." "O firing gun... cheating customer..." "Stop acting bravado..settle my loan..." "You're flower... sweet Lakshmi..." "You're frowning face cheating Lakshmi..." "You're crooked and corrupt Lakshmi..." "You're Lakshmi with 9 rings..." "Even Goddess Lakshmi has lost her luck..." "You've lost everything you earned all these years..." "You made up that this city belongs to you..." "Infact World bank is yours..." "You took away all my beauty..." "As ifl stole your beauty..." "As ifl robbed you away..." "As ifl stole kisses from you, why are you abusing me?" "I thought you're red moon..." "I thought your smile is pure like jasmine..." "But you changed colour and robbed me clean..." "You're a little scooter but ran into a speeding rail engine..." "Your currency note and tattoo have lost the colour..." "Your bank note and loans have gone bankrupt..." "Like police jeep siren and meter to autorickshaw..." "Wi-fi router that is not working..." "you've been dumped as waste on road..." "You're danger in the garb of an angel..." "You're a poisonous flower that kills with its beauty..." "You make heads swing in the lap of beauty and then kill them..." "O handsome man of heart..." "Settle the loans of a virgin..." "Interest rates too have shot up..." "why this unnecessary fight?" "Like a fish fallen in your net my head is struggling for breath..." "You've a well planned flashback." "Is it new method to impress girls?" "My name is not Mahalakshmi but Manjula." "I'm not running a finance company but a software engineer." "Pay my fare and go." " Mahalakshmi is going away." "Let her go, sir." "Clever man like me is finding difficult to get a lover, how can any girl trust him?" "Ifl get him drunk, the truth will come out." "What's the use in hitting the ball?" "Have few pegs, you'll get kick." "Mahalakshmi doesn't believe me." "If you want to get into mood, you've to drink." "What should I do to make Mahalakshmi believe me?" "Make a drink." "Only drink has the power to subdue even erupting volcanoes inside the heart." "Take it as humble advice from younger brother, please have it, brother." "Okay... okay..." "I'll taste it for your sake." "That's better, now I like you, please come here." "Sit here." "Did I pour it?" "I think I didn't." "It fizzed." "Brother!" "Did you taste it?" "For taste if he has a bottle, for few rounds he may need a factory." "Please tell me what exactly had happened, brother?" "I don't want to disturb you, brother." "I'm ready to die for you, brother." "Tell me." "A drunkard will tell truth." "I too want truth only, brother." "I came to Hyderabad from Mumbai in a train, right?" "I got down from train and boarded your taxi, right?" "Ever since I got into you taxi, we've been moving very closely, right?" "Am I right?" "Isn't it?" "Did I ever forget you?" "Is it memory to forget?" "Yours is library." "Why Mahalakshmi forgot me?" "I mean... please have cashew nuts." "I hate people who don't speak out properly." "Tell me clearly." "Why Mahalakshmi forgot me?" "How would I know, brother?" "Please leave me." "When my better half leaves me, it pains me a lot." "I don't know what's happening!" "I'm confused what to do now!" "Where are we going, Ambali?" "My time is running bad, I'm going to temple to offer special prayers." "I'll stay in car." " Who wants you inside?" "Stay here." "By God's grace I saw you again." "How many times I've to tell you not to follow me?" "Please listen to me." "Are you mad?" "I'll call police." "You... you... actually..." "Had a good glimpse, right?" "Kasi, start the car." "Come..." "What's this?" "Where are you taking me?" "My taxi... my taxi..." "Why is she here?" "Finally he trapped her!" "I'm already tensed for going with him, why are you also bothering me?" "What bother?" "You both have come closer, right?" "Not closer, he has kidnapped me." " Kidnap?" "Do you've to risk for little things like this?" "If you agree to what he says, problem will be solved." "Leave me..." "I'm telling you..." "Stop... whom do you want?" "What's the problem there, Yadagiri?" "Who is he?" " Don't know, sir." "Who are you?" "Mother!" "Why father is talking like that?" "Who are you, sunny?" "Aren't you his parents?" "Thank God, you didn't say militants." "Anyway, who are you, dear?" "He's after me saying I'm his lover." "He got me here by force to prove that before his parents." "What's going on here, sister?" "Look at him, he's calling us as mother and father." "Mother and father?" " Brother?" "Looks like you've come to the wrong address." "Did you get drunk last night?" "Someone please get him a glass of buttermilk." "Please tell me, for whom you came here?" "Hello Nandhini!" "How are you, dear?" "Why are they behaving like this?" "At least you tell our parents." "Tell them your brother has come back." "Uncle... uncle..." " How dare you touch women of my family!" "Get out!" "I'm telling you, bloody..." "What's your matter, boy?" "I've never seen such family enteflainment till now in my service." "My wife always suggests to reduce intake of my teas." "After hearing your story, unable to bear the tension," "I've had too many teas to get affected by acidity now." "Please don't kill me, please tell me the truth, boy." "Sir, that dirty face is witness to all his wrong doings." "Is it true?" "It's true that girl was kidnapped." "It's true he entered their home and created trouble, sir." "But to say I'm witness to this is not true." "How can it not be?" "Before I could understand what was happening there, it happened, sir." "We're a respectable family, he entered and held my niece's and." "He manhandled me for stopping that." "Take immediate action on him, if not I'll go to Commissioner's office." "Hello sir, don't threaten with Commissioner or complaint with Chandrababu," "We're doing our duty with acidity, right?" "Take their complaint, charge him with kidnap case under IPC 361, charge nuisance case under IPC 268." "One minute!" "Who are you?" "Godse is our son." "I thought he was alone, now two more have joined him." "Come again, madam." " Godse is our son." "Twist is shocking but very interesting." "Boy, your parents have been found." "Where are you coming from, madam?" " Mumbai." "He hurt his head severely we got him admitted in hospital there," "Check doctor's reports." "I've understood the case." "This boy escaped from his parents, he thinks whoever he sees on road as his parents, not just felt, he still feels so, not interfering but creating nuisance." "Do whatever nonsense you want to do!" "Do you know how much I was worried about you?" "Why did you leave us and going after strangers?" "Come, let's go home." "I left you, right?" "Why did you come here again?" "Why are you saying like that?" "Can we stop if you say not to come?" "If you say no, won't be your parents anymore?" "When as fetus you kicked from inside, I was very happy to become mother." "But as grown up son if you kick on my head saying I'm not your mother," "It is really hurting me, son." "No parents should face this situation." "You disown us, that's okay!" "Can you disown your wife too?" "The band is playing..." "He looked at me and stole my head..." "He made me feel shy with his magic..." "The band is playing..." "my head is not here..." "He looked at you..." "he stole your head..." "The star has come down from sky..." "She's like an angel..." "You're the gift of my life..." "In the witness of happiness..." "I'll pick pearls in your smiles..." "Let me lose myself in your thoughts..." "Let me caress you with love..." "Let my name join your name..." "Let me be the knot tied to your life..." "Let it become your head beat..." "I wish to become colour on your hand..." "I wish to walk the proverbial seven steps with you..." "I came to know about love from you only..." "Life without love is nothing but burden..." "I understood it for the first time..." "Even heaven is hell without you..." "You're my eye and I'm your vision..." "Let's see the new world..." "I've become the bridal make-up to walk with you..." "My life is waiting to live with you only..." "What you dreamt was me..." "Your bats of eyes are telling me that..." "I'm a flower that blossoms Every day in your thoughts..." "Your head beat says it's me..." "I'll become heart and you become love..." "let's live all our lives together..." "Mumbai" "Every tender is going to Murugan company because of Godse." "My company has collapsed." "Godse mustn't come back from honeymoon." "Ooty (Tamil Nadu)" "You drive very well." "How is that?" "Do you know if both hands are on steering wheel, he's not married." "What if he's married?" "Only one hand will be on steering wheel." " Where will be his other hand?" "If his other hand too is here, what would happen?" "It'll result in an accident." "What are you preparing?" " Preparing love food." "Tell me, how?" "The ingredients we need is a kilo of love, half kilo affection, 60 grams of warmth, a bit of faith, a cup of care, one spoon of sharing, mix all these in head, and head is slowly with head," "love food is ready!" "Is it good?" "If you're with me, even poison will taste great!" "Do you know why wife is on left side of man?" "Heart is on the left side, that's why." "Pocket is also on the left side." "What?" "Why?" "Please make a tattoo mark of Godse on my hand." "No, Sarayu." " Why not?" "You're too sensitive." "You can't bear even a gust of wind." "Can I bear to see you getting hurt with a needle?" "So, I'll make tattoo of your name on my hand." "Do it." "Who are they, Godse?" "Rival group of Murugan company." "Sarayu who became your wife, she got separated from you in 3 days." "Ever since she has been waiting for you." "Never ever again leave me alone!" "I don't know who you are!" "Though you may not know me, this tattoo will remain forever." "Would you at least believe me now?" " No, I will not." "They're my parents and she's my lover." "God, I think I'll have a nervous breakdown." "Why do you give biflh to child and leave him on roads to disturb our peace?" "He's a son and you're his parents." "Is it necessary to stay getting humiliated here?" "Come, son." "This touch tells me, you're my love." "Are you mad?" "You're obstinate." "Leaving your parents, why are you after them?" "There's only one way to find who your real parents are!" "DNA test!" "If the tests prove they're your parents, I'll agree I'm your lover." "I'll marry you and live with you." "What's happening here?" "Super idea!" "Take him immediately to hospital." "Do the tests." "Thank God, I got medicine for my acidity." "Who is Bhupathy and Malathy here..." " We, doctor." "It has been proved that he's your son." "At least now will you believe us?" "He needs little time to digest the truth." "Please come with me." "Godse, these are the memory cells in our brain." "Since severe head injury to you has damaged over 70% of memory cells." "Only 30% of remaining cells are working." "So, you can recognize some people and may not recognize some others." "Godse belongs to Mumbai but he's roaming in Hyderabad roads and making us..." "In medical terminology it is known as Dl7lja Vu." "When we go to a new place, we feel we've visited the place earlier too." "Likewise, when you see a new person, you feel like you've seen them earlier." "This is a natural character of brain." "Every person has about 2 to 3%." "But your son has 100%." "Did your son ever visit Hyderabad?" "He used to come here monthly once on business, doctor." "That's the problem." "Main track got erased in his brain and sub track is still there." "So, he remembers Hyderabad surroundings and people here." "He may have seen them or this girl earlier." "Hereafter stop following your brain and stall following what your parents say!" "Can I talk to you?" "These medical tests, DNA reports may be true which I can't deny it, may what you all are saying is true, but what I believe is true to me." "I believe what I believe is truth." "Isn't our love real?" "Is it imagination?" "You can say 100 times and make a real thing as false." "You can't change a lie into truth even if you tell 1000 times." "But I'm moved by your faith." "Hats off to your sincerity." "I feel like loving you for your love and determination." "Now you've a wife, you've a family." "Likewise problems too." "Please forget me and go back to Mumbai, take medical treatment for your sickness, please become a normal person again." "I don't have anything else to tell you." "US doctors too are referring here for treatment." "Why did you hit me?" "You hit me!" " Did I hit you?" "I came here for my grandpa's treatment." "I'm seeing you for the first time." "You hit on my head." "You hit a golf shot." "How can I hit a gold shot, I don't have hands at all!" "What happened?" "Get up... get up..." "Mother!" "Mother!" "After how many days you've called me as mother." "After so many days!" "I understood I've a problem." "Let's go back to Mumbai, mother." "Okay, let's go..." "Mother!" "Stop... stop!" "He barged into my room..." " Barging into the room..." "I put my hand on your waist." "Will you scream and run out for that?" "You spoiled my mood, I'm asking you to come to the room." "Don't be adamant, cooperate with me." "I'm telling you seriously, will you leave her hand or not?" "Leave her hand." "I'll leave her if you go aside..." "Are you human or beast?" "Leave her!" " How dare you hit me!" "Unnecessarily I tortured you by claiming you're my parents." "I'm here to seek your forgiveness for my mistake." "But looking at the situation here, I feel something wrong is happening here, mother." "You came, you said sorry, now you may go." "This is my family problem." "Family may be yours, but if there's a problem anybody can solve it." "What will you solve?" "You spoiled my mood with your interference." "Get out!" "What's that look!" "If you make women cry, you'll die thirsting for water!" "She's my niece, I've all the rights on her." "Women are not propefly to make boundaries and claim rights." "She's the power that rules earth." "Why are you quoting quotations?" "God decides when I should come here." "When I should leave is my decision." "Enough of troubles, come, let's go, son." "Mother, there's difference in his word." "There's difference in his looks." "He's not a good man." "Come..." " Come..." "Come I say..." "Comemlisten to me, please come." "Hey you!" "Bloody rascal!" "I thought if my son roams like a mad man, he'll at least be alive." "If he's going to die, why would I watch it silently?" "Bose!" "Son!" "You're my Son!" "M'!" "sum!" "You're not Godse but Bose!" "My son..." "Mother!" "You're my son... my son..." "You ruined everything!" "How dare you do this, bloody old woman!" "Break his limbs, boys!" "Bose, I'm your Mahalakshmi." "Brother, he's going away!" "Kill that bastard, brother!" "Kill him... kill him..." "Go... go... he's coming!" "Go... go..he's coming..." "If mother thinks, son will realize it." "If you hit my mother, won't I know it?" "Would I not come?" "I don't hand at all!" "I'll put you to sleep again." "Come!" "Kill him, boys!" "To put me to sleep again, even if your ancestors come down, no use." "God has given me unlimited power in every pan of my body." "If you dare any pan of my body by mistake, your body will bend and your life will end." "What's going on there, Shravan?" " War!" "War is going on!" "Who are you, man?" "Bose?" "Do you know who am I?" "How dare to speak to me like after knowing I'm the CM!" "No need of courage to talk to you, a mobile phone and SIM card is enough." "You don't know about my network." "I know about your future." "I've shown you my power." "I've built a road with blood." "You're doing too much." " I'm settling the accounts." "You're alone!" " Let any number of men come, I'm ready." "You can't ever dare touch my shadow." "If I fix target, there's no going back." "You'll be killed 3 kilometers away." "Wherever you may hide in 3 worlds, I'll come to you." "If you come, you'll die." "Subash Chandra Bose has no date of death, there's no death to this force." "I'm coming!" " You can't." "I'm coming!" " Then, come." "Come!" "Before that..." "listen to the death scream of your henchman." "If you hit me I went into coma, ifl hit you, you're dead instantly, bloody!" "I used all my power to make a man go mad." "I made him not just forget his profession but himself too." "I thought I succeeded in my endeavour." "But Sameefs sexual weakness ruined all my plans." "Such problems are not new to you, right Bharadwaj?" "Trimax people are waiting in our farm house, you go there." "I'll join you later." "Nephew, I've joined the convoy!" "By the way in which car CM is travelling?" "I'll tell, uncle." "Uncle, CM is in the second car." " How can you say that so surely?" "A driver driving VIP's car is always little tensed." "My guess is right." "I'll come to the first position, you take the third position." "Okay, nephew." "Uncle, slow down." " Okay, nephew." "Hey, I hate gossiping in mobile phones." "Whatever it is, direct attack." "Do you know what have you done now?" "Driving..." "I drove!" "You were going the wrong route, I showed you a sample of my route." "You said you've security around 3 kilometers." "You said I can't even touch your shadow." "I managed to close the distance to 3 steps, are you sweating in fear, Chief Minister?" "Whether you start with your story and end with mine, or else start with my story and end with your mine." "Our Chief Minister Achutharamaiah has been admitted to hospital for massive heart attack." "Medical team says CM AchutharamaiaHs health condition has improved." "CM's close ally Balaramakrishnaiah, CM's nephew and Revenue Minister Bharadwaj, has just now reached hospital." "How is his condition, doctor?" "He had a massive stroke." "He managed to survive it this time." "But his head is very weak." "Next stroke may prove fatal to him." "Please ensure to keep matters of tension beyond his reach." "Can I see him now?" "What's this, Achutharam?" "Don't cancel Assembly sessions seeing their hectic activities." "People are facing many difficulties." "We'll do as you say, first take rest." "They say uncle will not survive another stroke." "But he must get another stroke." "CM Achutharamaiah who was admitted with massive stroke 2 days ago, today morning he died after he had another massive stroke." "Govt. announced CM will be cremated tomorrow with full state honours." "The demise of our pally leader and we losing an elderly man is really shock to us," "People had great hopes on his govt." "To fulfill their aspirations, I wish to see Bharadwaj in CM"s chair." "Bharadwaj, please come." "Greetings!" "Bharadwaj, I've a small request." "They said my friend's death is natural death." "I suspect it." "Opposition who raise dust for every issue, before they start any agitation, let's get it inquired by CBI." "Okay, uncle." "My first signature will be on that file only." "Hail CM Bharadwaj!" "You achieved what you aimed!" "You got the seat after going through hell, be careful." "There's no one to dislodge me from this seat." "Nobody will ever come." "Hey CBI, this fort wasn't build on ordinary stone foundation." "It was built on the graves of many officers like you." "Get out!" "When did we enter the gate?" " Exactly at 9 am, sir." "When did he come against me?" " At 9.02 am sir." "Then enter in log book that Bose is missing in action from 9.02 am to 9.15 am." "Should I be afraid of your action?" "If some hit, it is visible in X-ray!" "If some others hit, it may be visible in scanning." "But ifl hit someone, it'll be heard in history." "How much time is still left?" " 5 seconds sir." "Shall I start the raid, sir?" "With these prayers, you'll be blessed with wealth, fame and problems from enemies, and be blessed with long life, please pray to Mother..." "Stop it, priest." "I don't want wealth." "If God wants, I'll give it to him." "Just ask God to give me long life." "You'll bless him for long life." "God will decide the lifespan of everyone." "You're talking too much." "Time given to you is over." "From sweeper to CM, everyone salutes me and takes bribes from me." "Cigarette is not good for house after lighting lamp." "I'm also a smoker." "The place you're born and the way you're raised, the education you pursue, it taught many good habits, you too learn it!" "Whatever I do here is law!" "Who are you to advice me?" "Did you enter this fort after knowing well about me?" "No need to invitations to enter your house." "Information is enough." "Didn't you hear the stories people tell about me?" "What are those kids' stories?" "People say I'm King Krishnadevaraya born in modern times." "Do you know that?" "YOu!" "Are you Sri Krishnadevarayalu?" "Who do you think Krishnadevarayalu is?" "He's an epitome that symbolizes Telugu, Telugu pride and Telugu culture." "In his kingdom rabbits chased hunting dogs." "Your army couldn't even stop me for 6 minutes." "You're a rat that digs mountains." "He was a lion who ripped out heads!" "Are you comparing yourself with him?" "You don't have a history that can match a hair on the feather of a peacock in his palace!" "What the hell are you?" "What the heck your life is?" "You're just CBI!" "I'll clean my hands with and throw you in dust bin." "If anyone says he's a tiger, sit tight shutting all your openings." "If you start counting it's stripes, teeth and nails..." "It'll pound you with it's paw!" "You'll die!" "Ask the CM's of 3 neighbouring states, you'll know my power and my network." "Would you like to see my network?" "This is my range." "Give me your wrist watch." " Why?" "I hate if anyone refuses." "Give." "This is your secret locker key." "How do you know about this?" "If I target someone, the plant in his back yard or dog in court yard must come under my control." "Raid is over, sir." "I've confiscated your ration card to your passport" "Come to office and answer when required." "I've accumulated this wealth by killing hundreds of people, am I useless fool to watch you take away my hard earned wealth?" "If anyone dares to take a step, I'll blow his head." "I'm ready to die for my duty, sir." "Please don't spare him, , sir." "If you trust soil, even poorest man can progress to top." "If anyone sells soil like him, he'll die like this man though he's rich." "A dog which died on golden throne!" "Groom's party may come here any time, is everything ready, mother?" "Everything is ready except your sister." "She's getting ready for the past 3 hours." "Who do you think my sister is then?" "Nephew, children born before my eyes are also getting married." "My eye sight is dimming but I'm not getting married." "Here they come!" "How is the groom?" " He's sharp like knife." "Look, there's a sharp dagger too behind him." "What's this, nephew?" " Groom's elder sister." "If she sees me, she'll rip out my skin." "Greetings." "You can't get in or get down, old creep!" "She's my elder daughter Mahalakshmi." "She did MBA and MD of Mahalakshmi Finance Company." "He's my elder son, CBI Joint Director." "Bride is like golden doll." "Not Bapu's doll!" "Keep quiet." "Since they both like each other, this function is just a formality..." "It is not enough ifthey both like each other, father." "We must like the dowry they offer." "Only then this marriage will happen." "It's crime to ask or give dowry before a CBI officer." "You keep quiet, son." "You go ahead." "We're bride's side." "Rs 524325'.!" "I'll agree to this marriage only if you pay this." "Oh loan money!" "Either you must ask Rs.6 lakhs or Rs.7 lakhs, what's this change too?" "Ask about that with your son and that old fox hiding behind there." "First fix their marriage, later on I'll tell leisurely the faction story between us." "Exchange the proposals, inauspicious time may come." "Lakshmi, get water." "Have it slowly..." "Stop it!" "Unable to hear this nasty cough!" "You never let us sit in any place peacefully for 10 minutes." "If we dump her in some old age home, that will be good riddance." "How dare you slap groom's maternal uncle!" "Shut up!" "If you insult elders, I'll hit anyone without showing any mercy." "What do you think of elderly people?" "If we're able to understand the good and bad in our culture, customs and traditions, it is because of elders in the family, they're the bridge from past to present to future, they're living Gita to us!" "Ifthese elders don't guide us, there won't be festivals to celebrate in this country, there won't be love between men, there won't be smiles on the faces of infants, they will not have lovely food sessions," "they will not sleep to lullabies, they will not have bed time stories!" "Ifthey go to old age homes, our future will go back to stone age." "You're our guest so I'm sparing you, if not I would've buried you alive here." "Sorry, auspicious time has elapsed." "It's not important to have auspicious time to exchange proposals." "Good people are enough!" "Mother, I'm giving you bumper offer." "Celebrate grandly on the same day at same time your daughter and son's marriage together." "If offer is closed you'll miss a good son-in-law." "How can I find a groom right now here?" "Iwant him!" "The kohl on your eyes is great, O girl..." "Jasmine in your tresses is super..." "Your fruity cheeks are super..." "The sari end tucked in your waist is super..." "When you shake it..." "You're super..." "your swinging plaits are super..." "The goggles you're wearing is super..." "The colourful checked dhoti is super..." "The golden neck chain is super..." "The courage in your head is super..." "When you twirl your moustache..." "You're super..." "your acts are super..." "Your bangles and your anklets are shaking up my head..." "Your mischievous acts and your nail marks are taking me into bliss..." "Your dimples... don't smack with lips..." "It is making me go crazy..." "Smooching my cheeks and your full rights on me..." "My shyness gave a slip to me..." "I fell for your charm..." "I bought sweet kisses for you..." "I saw your prowess..." "I gave myself to you..." "Wearing sari above waist and carrying a pot of water..." "Are you the magical enchantress?" "Look at the wind, it is not taking eyes off her..." "She has such a great following..." "Like flowers and your looks..." "My youth is rebelling..." "My soft youth and tender age is on fire because of you..." "Your beauty and gait are bangles and anklets that are making me go crazy..." "My youth is on prowl to have a go at feast of love..." "You've come to me like a bird of love bringing in happiness and bliss..." "You're hot..." "you played mischief with my sari..." "When you walk like the girl of Kaikalur carrying a basket on your head..." "What are you thinking alone here, Bharadwaj?" "How to take this state to top position?" "Greetings, sir." "Mahendra and I've discussed about Green Project." "He's not only offering the money we asked, he's offer 50% paflnership too." "You've to solve any problems from Tribal people." "Do you've sense?" "How dare you bring such a proposal to me as Chief Secretary?" "Do you know what would happen ifl sign this file?" "125 tribal groups would get displaced because of this green project." "If we do anything for people, we must get a lakh of votes extra in elections." "They mustn't spit on our faces for swindling Rs.1 lakh crores." "If this project comes again on my table..." "You changed not approved as note approved." "You pushed Rs.l lakh crore scam on your uncle's name." "If your uncle comes to know this, you may lose your CM's seat." "I didn't spare my paternal uncle for creating hurdles to me, maternal uncle is nothing to me." "Why do doctors do like this before giving a shot of injection to patients?" "If there's an air block in syringe, the air bubbles will enter arteries directly and may block the heart's valve." "It may lead to patient's death." "Uncle and I've same brand of liquor, right?" "Uncle will leave Jubilee Hills club tonight after having two pegs." "That will be his last peg." "Even post modem can't find uncle's death." "You shut the case of Dhuli without taking a appointment." "This is special order from Central office." "They say the recent death of former CM Achutharamaiah," "CM and other party men are suspected in this, this case needs dedicated man like you, with the talent you have and with your track record, expecting you'd complete the investigation successfully, you've been assigned here on deputation." "But I read in newspaper that he died due to heart attack naturally." "But to quieten opposition voices, to divert people's attention, politicians playing such tricks is routine." "I've treated him much before he became CM." "I want the total family's health history file with you." "He had a massive stroke..." "I've studied all the files sent by you." "The treatment given by doctors after CM had a stroke is correct." "His body condition then had no chance of getting a second immediate stroke." "This CCTV footage recorded by hospital cameras." "That day at the same time all cameras in hospital had this disturbance, sir." "Was there any power fluctuation on that day?" "There's no way to happen like that, sir." "We've high quality power systems." "Tell me!" "The day Chief Minister died, what was the program telecast at 5 am that day?" "Devotional program was on show at that hour, sir." "He had a massive stroke..." "His body condition then had no chance of getting a second immediate stroke." "But he has a stroke." "CM died watching TV." "Devotional program was on show at that hour, sir." "Why CM got shocked on watching devotional program?" "I can see fear in the eyes of CM." "What could he have seen to fear?" "Why CCCTV's had disturbance?" "CM didn't watch devotional program." "Isn't it you who drove OP van to the back yard the day CM died, right?" "What happened that night inside the van?" "Whichever channel CM may watch now, the program you want will play!" "Mask of our beloved CM Achutharamaiah has been ripped out!" "Our studio got tapes of him having sex with young girls." "Exclusive video footage for our viewers." "It's not me!" "Cheating!" "Our TV channel received these sex tapes few hours earlier." "People are shocked on seeing these visuals." "Unable to watch these visuals of their respected leader behaving like this, people are rampaging streets." "Party workers are committing suicide unable to take this insult." "I don't know where he is and who that hacker is!" "The killer may be anyone or powerful, I'll catch him soon." "You appear happy sir." "I think former CM's case has reached conclusion." "By any chance have you fixed it as murder!" "I think the case you're dealing is very dangerous, sir." "Come out clearly, I hate half truths." "I suspect powerful people are involved in former CM's death." "Your life may be in danger if you try to find the killers." "To tell you directly, it's better to close the case without any controversy, sir." "We're working to live happily not to invite death, right sir?" "Coffee may get cold, have it, Ravindra." "How dare you betray your profession after availing every benefit from dept." "How dare you advice me to become a coward!" "How dare you slap your colleague in public?" "Are you CBI officer or street goon?" "Did you join after knowing what CBI is?" "Can I tell the meaning you know?" "Shall I tell the meaning you should know?" "CBI means..." "The meaning which people like you know who serve only celebrities." "C means Commitment in duty," "B means Bound for truth," "I means Integrity for the nation!" "This is the meaning of officers like me who are ready to die for duty." "I know with whom I'm talking to!" "I know what to speak!" "CBI was once used to clean society." "Now CBI is used to clean the trash left by criminals." "From a girl's case in Delhi to companies that are getting chewed like chocolates by kids, from natural minerals under earth t0 grass grown on earth," "CBI is being used only to protect it from land grabbers." "Since there are such officers who support those criminals," "CBI has become cheap." "Hey, shake hands only when I extend my hand." "Ifl give little leeway and you try to take advantage of it, your body will not be there even for a glimpse." "I'm telling you finally!" "I've full clarity about the case I'm dealing now." "If anyone interferes, I get enraged." "I'll not bother who that person is if he's senior or his higher officer," "I'll answer with my hand!" "I made a big mistake, sir." "You told me if we give the case to a honest officer, pafly men, opposition will not suspect you." "Trusting your plan I handed the case to Bose." "But he was smarter than you and brought the case to finishing stage." "He'll not take much time to find that it is you behind this case." "We can't stop him anymore, sir." "You've to deal with him." "Get me his investigation report" "I tried to find the report, sir." "CBI which uses central command computer sewer, he has created a firewall system to flummox us." "Firewall system?" "What's that?" "They both are specialists of the team that created CBI security design." "What's his nuisance?" "What we think as nuisance, he has turned it into new science." "Are you here to give details or sing paeans about Bose?" "CBI has six zonal head quarters in India, they are Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata, Chennai, Bangalore, Hyderabad." "We created a central network system linking all zones." "Through this they can access any file from any branch regarding any case, if necessary, they can exchange files with each other, but the file created by Bose can't be accessed technically by anyone, nobody can know what it contains," "other Bose no one else can open the file, sir." "To tell you in lay man's language, he has built a strong wall around the case's file, around that wall, he has built a strong fort." "This entire process is called as personal firewall system." "Can't you do anything with it?" "If hackers like us try to access Bose's file, if we try to tamper or destroy the file, meanwhile if anyone kills him or if dept. removes him from the case, or make him go missing, our lives will be in danger, sir." "H OW?" "According to rules of the dept." "If CBI updates status report in central database as Bose dead or suspended or missing, or say terminated, the moment it is updated, the investigation file will get automatically accessible." "Immediately the file will go to President of India, Central Home Minister, Governor and media." "Only Bose can complete the investigation and give final report, sir." "I don' know if this is death warrant to himself or to us!" "He laid a trap to catch me, I'll use the same trap to catch him." "Come, Bose." "Come, you've come at right time." "Get ready, we have to go urgently." "What's this urgency, mother?" "Where are you going?" "Not you're going but we're going." "If Nandhini's marriage is fixed," "I've vowed to offer prayers in Goddess Modhukondamma temple in Araku." "I'm on duty, mother." "I can't come, you carry on, mother." "Won't you come even ifl invite?" " That is..." "Nothing doing, get ready quickly." "Mother!" "Father!" "Brother!" "You crossed my path, so I got you under my control." "What's his condition, doctor?" "Severe head injury, sir." "3 month treatment can make him normal, sir." " No, he mustn't get normal at any cost." "He mustn't die too!" "He mustn't get up also." "There are some medicines that can make any patient like that." "Those drugs have been banned in India by the rules of International medical Council." "If we get those drugs and get it injected by expert doctors, we can keep him in coma as long as we want." "By chance if he regains consciousness." "Even if he regains by chance, the medicines will work on his brain, his brain may become a plain blank white paper." "Then, get those drugs and start his treatment immediately." "Prasad, any smartest criminal would commit a small mistake somewhere." "He too did the same." "He collected all the details and created a firewall around it." "He locked it." "Only he can access it." "He built a very strong wall but failed to close a minute hole." "That small hole has become gate to us." "What's that?" " Voluntary retirement." "If you feed your system saying Bose has taken voluntary retirement, file will not be accessible." "Take his family under our control immediately." "No... no..." "If you don't do as I say, your daughter will be dead." "Your family will not be there." "Your daughter is alluring." "Please don't harm her." "We'll do as you say." "Since he's investigating officer, to keep public and govt." "From suspecting any wrong doing, create a drunken driving case on him." "I left you neither alive nor dead but living dead man!" "But my bad luck you came out of coma." "It shouldn't happen." "Tension started to build up in me." "But you got back alive as miracle of science." "My tension eased." "I started the new game then." "Name of that game is Operation Godse." "Till now whatever world you've seen is the world I created for you." "Unable to understand which is true and which is not, unable to understand who you are, you were left dazed in confusion, but a lone mother's call changed my fate!" "But still you can' do anything." "Because you don't have any connection with CBI." "You're a Cobra without teeth!" "All can do is just hiss." "No poison glands." "When thunders strike, the sound is heard a second late." "Even hot Sun gets eclipsed for an hour." "I didn't all these days to enter at an auspicious time." "To complete half finished job!" "I've already left you toothless." "Why are you still shouting?" "If you try to test my temper, you won't get even a fistful of ash to do DNA test." "Wittingly or unwittingly you named me as Godse." "Godse or Bose, both are violent!" "I don't know what the meaning for you is," "I've a meaning which I know," "God say!" "God's say!" "That is your death warrant." "But I'll not kill you now." "Do you know why?" "If you die in my hands, you'll become a hero in history, the day your mask in removed in public, you must die a criminal's death." "Your death must be very cheap, Chief Minister." "Countdown to your end has begun!" "I've begun your game long back." "You started the game, I'll end it." "The distance between us is just 3 steps." "When I take a step towards you, you can't see eaflh under your feet." "When I take the second step, sky above your head will vanish." "When I take the third step, you'll vanish from this eaflh." "I'll come to your route, I'll show you how my new route will be!" "I signed that voluntary retirement papers to keep you alive." "We did whatever they told us to keep you alive, son." "Our son was treated in the hospital where you were in coma." "Do you know what did the doctor say then?" "A man has come regained form coma, make him believe that you're his parents." "If you don't agree to this, neither your son nor you both would be alive." "Without any other way to save our son, we acted as your parents." "Please forgive us for this mistake." "She's my niece." "We became wife and husband because of their lies." "I know it's a lie, but I wish it was true." "You did act well in the character you were given." "You hugged and kissed him as remuneration for that role." "Enough of that, you're making me jealous." "Don't talk about lies and truth." "Get going" "I've legal marriage certificate too." "I can take him to Mumbai with me." "You know that?" "What's this?" "She's talking about marriage and Mumbai, why are you watching silently?" "Tell her!" "That is... that is..." " He's my husband, come." "If you call him husband, I'll break your teeth." "He's my fiancfi, come with me." "My beau!" "One and only lion..." "Pure manly lion..." "lion..." "That side a chicken piece..." "This side a peg of wine..." "I'm confused which side I've to go..." "Murari between girls..." "Ride high between saris..." "That side wild bird..." "This side sweet box..." "Which way should I go?" "Look at me..." "I've parked my cycle before you..." "Come on kiss me, I'm ISI brand of beauty..." "O my God, attacked form two sides..." "Two lovely girls are calling from either side..." "It's double package deal!" "If you ask me, I'll give you few things..." "I'll give everything before you ask me..." "If you hesitate, I'll crush you..." "If you give little, I'll show you new bliss..." "Even your pinch is pleasant..." "The punch of your moustache..." "lfl praise, it goes overboard..." "Magic of local brew in every nerve..." "A break les lorry of flower ran into you and said sorry..." "No need of sorry between us, O girl..." "I'll say once more, come again..." "My beauty is diamond mine, extract it by force..." "I'll test with 1, 2, 3..." "I'll get close to you coolly..." "Watch the news first!" "AchutharamaiaHs death is not natural death, and it was a preplanned murder, and claiming to have done that himself, a man called as Godse has sent message to people of the state, it has sent shock waves all over the state," "Chief Minister Bharadwaj..." " Why is he taking blame instead of accusing us?" "He has begun a new game." "Don't think about his next move." "If you don't do anything now, there won't be anything left to do later." "CBI Head Office (New Delhi)" "Deputy Chief New Delhi" "Godse has become a challenge to police dpt." "He went missing yesterday, today he sent sensational SMS message to people." "Do you know about who this news is?" "About a year and half back, our dept. closed a case giving it clean chit as natural death, former CM's death case!" "Some Godse has re-opened the case in people's mind claiming to have killed him." "Why did he do it?" "Why did he come out after so long?" "Secretariat (Samantha Block) Green project details are in this file." "I don't like you getting shock Every time you hear my name." "Watch the shock you like it so much." "Open the fourth file on your table." "How do you know the details of this file?" "Even kindergarten kids will not ask such silly questions." "MRO, Collector, Minister, and me, Governor, so many people have passed the GO for this project, not tenth class progress report card, you can't even move a strand of my hair with this project." "I know how to do it." "For your pet proxy project, you made every officer to sign the document, you created a havoc to get it passed, you got your uncle killed for refusing the project, to take 10000 acres of land," "you killed about 5000 people belonging to 125 tribes in forest area," "the atrocities you did, the lives you took, the money you stashed away," "I've all the evidence against you," "I'll tell everything to press and TV media in few hours, the moment I disclose the truth, you'll lose your position, people will stone you to death, ifl switch on here, your countdown begins there." "I've the switch that you want to press." "Do you think you've become emperor, won over me by sitting on the terrace of a shopping mall?" "Are you shocked?" "I'm always 100 feet above you." "Your shadow is also my henchman." "What you wish will not happen and I'll not let it happen." "I'll hunt you down." "He can't escape from us." "If his brain weighs in grams, mine weighs in kilograms." "Uncle, inform former CM's killer Godse is on Ring Road." "Okay, nephew." "But be careful." "Killing men is as easy as drinking scotch to you, right CM?" "I'll make sure you know how difficult it is to save a man's life." "Do you know the name ofthe game I'm going playing with you now?" "Death Game!" "I'm going to die!" "If you've guts, save me!" "My Green Project details mustn't go to public." "His death is my death!" "I thought of closing his chapter with voluntary retirement, how dare he come back to wage war against me!" "He's changing my fate by changing lanes." "He's Bhishma who signs his death warrant." "Get him alive without allowing him to die." "Catch him from the opposite direction." "It looks like the bike is riding on my head not on road." "Shadow force, catch him." "If he's not stopped, my head will stop!" "Where's the toll gate?" " 2 kms away, sir." "Hail Lord of Seven hills Venkateshwara!" "Sir, we've locked him up." "Your BP is rising." " I'm getting devout too." "Anyone would pray God for their long life." "I'm praying for the long life of my enemy." "Bring him to farm house." "Godse who claimed to have killed former CM is on TV." "Is he Godse?" "He's CBI Officer Bose." "Is Bose now Godse?" "Few people are chasing Godse, who killed former CM." "What is happening?" "What's the connection between them and Godse?" "Anyway you can't stop him, at least try o stop the train." "If Bose is trying run against train to kill himself..." "Who are the people chasing him?" "Team leader of that group is present CIVFs chief security officer." "CM's security chief?" "Bose is trying to send a message to us by attempting to kill himself." "What is that?" "There's some connection between his death and this case." "Something ...something..." "Open the database." "Enter Bose is dead." "We can update only after he's dead, right?" "I'm NTV repofler, phone call for you, sir." "We've opened your case data, you're back in duty." "We got the message of your death game." "Show the power of our depaflment to them." "Bloody, I'm a killer not meek to get killed." "Which power in this world can stop you, man?" "Special team from Delhi knows you're the killer of Achutharamaiah." "Your hackers too are in their custody now." "It's better to go underground immediately, sir." "You've become an accomplice of AchutharamaiaHs murderer." "You attacked Bose and left him in coma, you got him retired voluntarily, you tried to change his identity." "You've brought down the edifice I built painstakingly for years." "I'll not spare you." "When in power, Assembly and when law catches you up, there's no safer place than ICU of hospital." "How did you get inside?" "When I wish to meet someone, he, his place and his dreams, his security must come under my control." "I want just second to change my gear, the output will be like this only." "Bose, don't incite me." "You tried to change me, you didn't succeed, you tried to hide, you failed, you tried to stop me coming here, you failed miserably again!" "Even history failed when bad tried to win over good." "What are you and your life to create new history?" "Whatever you say I'm unchallenged leader of this state." "Leaders are not born from accounts." "He's born from the heads of people." "If anyone wants to name their new born after some leader's name, the great leader must appear in his head!" "That's the true victory of a leader." "But what about your life?" "A leader is one who grows in stature by going good to people." "Leader who grows by killing others is loafer." "Hereafter you're an inmate of jail." "You've to eat jail food only." "You've to sleep on floor." "If a day ends my career, you too mustn't be there." "If anyone does penance, God will appear." "If they commit any crime, Bose will appear." "If anyone dares to cross line with Lion, they'll die a deadly death!" "At what time did the action start?" "10.10 am, sir." "When did it close?" " 10.18 am, sir." "How many bullets were fired in 8 minutes?" " 4, sir." "How many bodies are there?" " 3, sir." "Enter in log book that Bose is in action!"

"PREVIOUSLY" "Helle Anker." "Fabian Christensen." "Hans Pettersson." "It's dramatic, staged, and lit." "Come on, man." " What are you doing here?" " Visiting my girlfriend." " How did it go in Copenhagen?" " Good, thanks." "We need to put the down payment on that house today!" "Is that today?" "You're going to Sweden to pick up a bag." " Just make sure you fix it." " Will do, Freddie." "Dad died this morning." "Now it's only you and me, Saga." "Stop following me or I'll report you." "Goodbye, Dad." "I hope that I've been able to show you that happiness is actually a choice." " May I come in for a bit?" " Yeah." "Come in." " What is it?" " An investigation." "A cold case." "Missing persons." "Just get in." "Haven't I seen you before?" "I'm really good with faces." "EPISODE 5" " Are you okay or what?" " Yeah." " You're not saying much." " What do they think I did?" "What do they think the car was involved in?" "I have no idea." "You shouldn't be so worried." "They've dropped it now." " How did the interview go?" " Good." "I've got another one on Tuesday." "I'm crossing my fingers for you." "Tell me if there's anything we should look at." " Hey, Lukas, you've got a call." " Who is it?" " Who is it?" " I don't know." "This is Lukas." "Hello?" "THE BRIDGE" "I have no idea who shot me." "It's probably some lunatic, I assume." " They don't shoot with telescopic sights." " I thought that was what they did." "That's with random victims." "You got a call, so you were chosen." " Do you have any other suggestions?" " Saga Norén, Malmo Police." "I'm thinking sharpshooter, military, 'Killbrothers'." "Yes, we can." "About 45 minutes." "Come on." "Does she know about it?" "Your little habit." "I found out where I knew you from." "Have you told her about it?" " What do you want?" " Just to let you know what I know." "I might need a favor one day." " I think you can forget that." " So you say." "Lars-Ove Abrahamsson's sister is back." "We must go to Sweden." "Good trip." "We're coming back again." "That investigation you gave me." "It's about a woman and two children named Sabroe." "Is it family?" "It's my wife and my two daughters." "I went to work one morning a little over six years ago." "I said, "Bye, see you tonight."" "When I came home, they were gone." "Vanished." " Was your wife depressed?" " No." "Did they have any reason to escape from you?" "Do you mean if I hit them?" " I didn't mean anything." "I asked." " No, there wasn't any reason." "Nothing that suggested a crime." "No, they were just gone." "Does it change anything?" "That it's my family?" " Or will you still help me?" " Yes, but not now." "Margaretha Abrahamsson." "Saga Norén, Malmo Police." "That's my partner from Copenhagen, Henrik Sabroe." "We want to talk about your brother." " She's deaf." " Yes, thank you, I understood that too." " You know sign language too?" " Yes, but not enough for interrogation." "The translator is on the way, so we must wait." "My brother and I didn't see one another." "When did you see him last?" "A long time ago." "The 80s ..." "In 81, maybe." "You haven't seen your brother in 35 years?" " No." " Why?" "What happened?" "I had children." "You know nothing at all about him?" "That he had to change jobs all the time and moved from school to school?" "It was the students who complained." "It was reported to the police." "But it never led to anything." "Sexual abuse?" "Yes, among other things." "He was sick." "Do the names Hans Pettersson and Helle Anker mean anything to you?" "No." "and otherwise you know nothing about your brother?" "We had no contact." "It ..." "I cannot help you." "Karin." "Hi." " I'm visiting." " I see that." "We were married 25 years." "He's the father of my children." "I have a right to visit him." "Of course you have." "But you're no longer married, and I'm not the reason that you were divorced." " That's what I want to believe." " I thought so." "But it will be like this." "When I'm here, you're not here." "And I'm here now." "There." " What is it?" " It looks like a burn mark." "Saga, it's me." "Hi." "You're here now?" "Yes." "You may have missed something." "In the mouths of the victims." " Henrik Sabroe, Copenhagen Police." " Hi." " I'm working on the last victim." " Latest." "The latest victim." "We don't know if it's the last." "Anyway." "He died of blood loss after damage to the external genitalia." "Was he alive when they were cut off?" "They weren't cut off." "Rather, ripped off." "How?" "It suggests a slowly increasing force rather than a violent jerk." " It took time." " Yes." " What is it that I missed?" " Between teeth, right side of the mouth." " No, for god's sake ..." " Sorry." " You can just see it." " You're kidding me." "The other victims?" "There's nothing here." "That confirms our suspicions that he was killed by a copycat." " What about Helle Anker?" " We handed her over." "She's going to be buried today." "Saga Norén, Malmo Police." "We must open the coffin and examine the body." " We need to examine the body." " No, you may not." " You can't prevent us." " You're not touching her." " I know it's difficult." " Then don't do it!" "We need to do it." "It will only take a moment." "Unless we need to take her for the investigation." " But that's highly unlikely." " We don't know that yet." "You may not do it." "Can you just close the doors?" "Good." "I'll wait out here." "She has it too." "Come." "Hold this." "Thanks." "There." "Now they can continue with the funeral." "Unless there's more you've missed on the body." " I haven't missed anything else." " You missed the mark in the mouth." " How long have you known me?" " Since February 22, 2001." " Do you trust me?" " Yes." "You're very professional." " Well then." " But you missed the mark in the mouth." " We're taking her with us." " No, you must not do it." "Yes, we do." "Otherwise we wouldn't do it." "I'll die if I have to go through this again." "Haven't you ever lost someone?" "Yes, but it didn't involve the police." "We'll handle the transport." "So there was a mark?" "Why a branding mark?" "In the past it was used to show ownership or as punishment." " Ownership would be visible." " So it's probably punishment." "Did your father leave any wishes?" "Written or verbally?" "No." "At first, he thought he would live forever, and when he became sick ..." "Then it felt weird to bring it up." "What do you think he wanted?" "Did he want a burial or cremation?" "How can you be around death every day?" "One gets used to it." "Promise me you won't laugh." "I'm not as good at expressing myself as you but it makes me appreciate life." "One is never more alive than when everything around is dead." " That sounded stupid." " No." "Not at all." "It sounds like something I could have written." " You can use it if you want." " Thanks." "Also me." " What, here?" " If you want." "No, you ..." "No, no, no." " I'm sorry." " You decide." "Tonight, perhaps?" " I have theatre tickets." " I have other plans." "Clearly." "So what did we say?" "A burial or a cremation?" "I'm home." "Hi." "You took the damn money." "My money." "After all the shit we went through, you're playing again." "Yeah." "But ..." "But I won." "24,600." "That's for the house and for the down payment." "Aren't you happy?" " You don't understand a damn thing." " No, I obviously don't." "So it's a good thing you're here." "So beautiful and nice and smart and clever and fantastic and that you love stupid little me." " You're completely hopeless." " I know that, too." "Saga." " You took the body from the funeral." " They'd be given it too early." "Possibly, but those kind of actions require a lot of empathy." "You should have informed me." "Then I would have sent someone else." "Why?" "The result would have been the same." "But the process would have been different." "You must do what you're good at, Saga." "That kind of interaction with other people is not one of your strengths." "When I lead an investigation, I take part in everything." "You did that with Hans, but not anymore." "I want more information, and then we will make an action plan together." " Okay?" " Yes." "Zoom in and see if there are more people in the car." " I can get a little closer." " You, what did Linn want?" "To limit my responsibilities." "Who is that?" " It's Julia, my daughter." " What is she doing here?" "Mia has a night shift, and the babysitter couldn't." "John found the photos from the bridge." "It's the youth center's van." " Should she see this?" "She's an outsider." " She's seven years old." " We don't know who she talks to." " No one, I promise." "This is the best I have of the driver." "Oh my." "Whoever it is, he doesn't want to be recognized." "Why would Mehmet conceal his identity to meet his girlfriend?" "Exactly." " Hi, Mehmet." "How's it going?" " What is it now?" "We have another little question." "The night you were in Sweden, how were you dressed?" "How was I dressed?" " Yes, what did you have on?" " I understand, but I can't remember." " Try." "Concentrate." " Had you taken your hat off?" " Yeah, maybe." " You'd maybe taken your hat off." " I said I can't remember." " You can't remember." "Okay." " Then you'll just have to come with us." " What?" "Now?" "Just a few hours in a little room." "So you can remember." "Come on." "Okay, but I need to grab my backpack." " Then we'll follow you." " That we will." " I just need to go to the toilet." " Give me your phone." "Where's the toilet?" "Okay." "Yeah ..." "What should I say?" "Mehmet?" "Come on." " What?" "What is it?" "Come on." " I can remember what I had on." "I had grey training pants on, a white t-shirt, a blue hoodie a hat and sunglasses." " You just remembered now?" " I was stressed out when you asked." "It's unusual to suddenly remember something so clearly." "She's saying that she doesn't believe you." "Lift your hand." "You were told what to say." "Well?" "There." "And the call list is deleted, of course." "We can recover that." "We sure can." "We are investigating four murders." "Also, we have a police chief in a coma." "Is there anything you want to be mounted on?" " What do you mean?" " That can't really be interpreted." "That's her way of saying that you're an idiot." " No, it's not." " Don't be an idiot." "Look at me." "Tell me who you have spoken to." "Who is it that told you what you should say?" "Come on." "Lukas." "It was Lukas." "This is Henrik Sabroe from Copenhagen Police." "You have a Lukas Stenstrup who may not leave the hospital under any circumstances." "No, he isn't here." " Where is Viola?" " Your mom's." "She doesn't know anything." " Should I start?" " No." "Sorry." "I just don't know what to say." "You saw the photos." " Was it the first time?" " No." "For god's sake, Anna." "With Benjamin?" "You and me are one thing, but how could you do that to Eva?" " What were you thinking?" " It didn't seem real." "It was undemanding." "Easy." "An escape." "But now it's over." "Now I'm here with us and Eva and Mom and the press." "And that's the reality." "Anna ..." "It was a mistake." "I'll back you up publicly." "I will support you." "Publicly?" "Have you talked with Mom?" "Yeah." "We're eager to put this behind us as quickly as possible." "So the business, Viola, and we take as little damage as possible." "The company, Viola, and us?" "In that order?" "I think I'm more understanding than most men would be in this situation." "It's me again." "Call me." "Please." "Benjamin?" " Why aren't you picking up when I call?" " Because I don't want to talk to you." " How are you doing?" " Good." "It doesn't bother me that it's out." "I'm thinking about Anna." "All of this is her fault." "What?" "There's nothing that's her fault." "We love each other." "I know what you're thinking, but she loves me too." "We're going to be together." "What is she saying about all of this?" "Hasn't she called?" " She was just using you." " No." "She loves me." "Do you understand why I don't want to talk to you?" "[Southern Realtors]" "We own a house." "It's ours." " Come on." " House and home." "It needs a lot of work." "We'll be doing so much, it will seem fun." "We'll get the rest later." "Wow ..." " Come on." "Aren't you happy?" " Yes, and you are." "It's just ..." "It's a long way from everything." "You need to be away." "Copenhagen isn't good for you." "Now we'll start over." "Just you and me, no?" "Come." "You should see the terrace and the swings." "Don't you think it could be nice?" "Just look at this garden." " We can put a swimming pool there." " Swimming pool?" " Can I take a picture of you?" " Sure." "Great." "I think we need to put 'absolute'." " "The absolute biggest mistake."" " I won't say that, Mom." "A public apology just makes it bigger than it is." "We don't just sell houses." "We sell values." "I need to think of Benjamin, too." "No, you must not do that." "Seriously, Anna." "How could you go to bed with a 17-year-old?" "Does age matter?" "If it had been someone your own age, you would have just been unfaithful." "Now you're unfaithful and pathetic." "I love him." "Truly." "So we continue." "'The absolute biggest mistake' ..." "He's wanted in both countries, and we have people outside of the youth center his home, and other places Lukas might go." " Why did you let Mehmet call?" " I didn't let him call." "It was my fault." "I didn't think that he'd have another phone." " Is there anything else?" " We have a report from the technicians." "There were traces of DNA in the van." "They're checking if it matches Helle Anker." "But no traces of blood." "How can someone drive with a body that's cut up without leaving blood?" "You don't think it was him." "The car was in Sweden." "That's the only thing we have." "He escaped from the hospital and he's gone into hiding." " Do you know why else he would do that?" " No." "Anything else?" "I found some child pornography on Lars-Ove Abrahamsson's computer." "That explains the missing genitals." "I've passed it on." "So we'll see if we can identify the victims." "Check all of his former students." " There must be thousands." " Ask for help." "Start with the reports and see if they match anything in our notes." " Was that it?" "Then see you tomorrow." " I'm going too." "Julia." "Come." " I'm going on a date." " You're not really taking her?" "Sure." "Tina knows I have a child." "That doesn't mean that she wants to meet her." " Here." " Is that for me?" " What's this?" " It's you, him, and Dad." "I don't see it." "Don't worry about her." "It's really great." "And you are, too." "You, what's going on with you and Linn?" "She's questioning me and my work." "So say something." "You don't need to take that." "You are the very best she has, and she knows it." "What if that's not true." "What if Hans covered up my mistakes." "No." "Hans made sure you could focus on your job." " Should I talk to her?" " About what?" "We're a team." "Her job is to build us up, not tear us down." "You are simply too good to stand there and doubt yourself." "Thanks." "I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth." "You who know me know that my parents have fought." "We didn't go the movies often, or go out and eat." "But we went to the museum." ""One can't see too many beautiful things," my father said." "And it was free for kids." "But not everything was beautiful." "The art could be disturbing demanding and daunting." "It made me think about life." "It gave me a direction." "I guess that's what art does." "Now we have a shitload of money." "Me and my beautiful, talented wife, Ã...sa." "Come here, Ã...sa." "We can buy the art we want and the art we can't buy, we can travel around the world to see." "But not everyone is so fortunate." "And that's why we've donated money so the museum can build a completely new wing." "But while we wait " " I'm sharing art from my private collection, so it can create more joy and maybe get them to continue in the world of art" " and therefore life." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, Freddie Holst." " Jeanette, do you regret doing this?" " Definitely not." " Do you?" " No." "Not if you don't." "Ha, look at this." "What's that?" "Isn't it nice?" "Marc!" " Are you okay?" "Are you hurt?" " I'm okay." "Okay." "Roll your window down." "You stay right here." " What?" " You stay right here." "Marc!" "Look at me." "You were alone in the car." "Repeat: "I was alone in the car."" " I was alone in the car." " Good." "Music to my ears." "Jeanette!" "Who are you?" "Jeanette!" "You stay here." "It's not possible, but even this ..." "Nice speech." " Hi, Claes." " Freddie." " It's been a long time." " Truly." "Truly." "I didn't expect to see you here." "I didn't expect to be invited, but here we are." "May I take a photo?" "You've put a little weight on, eh?" "Claes." "So it was you." "Sorry." "I have to take this." "I was just congratulating Freddie on all of it." "The belly and the exhibition ..." "Thanks." "It's very beautiful." "But I knew that already, since I owned a lot of the works." "Colbert." "Colbert." "Just do what we've agreed." " You seem to have it good." " I do." "Are you Claes Sandberg?" "Can you come with me?" "Yeah." "Did something happen?" "No." "Hi, Claes." " Do you know her?" " Yes, I do." " What are you doing here?" " I'm your plus one." "Sorry I'm late." " How did you know that I was here?" " I saw the invitation at your place." "Do you think you can let me in?" "We have sex, so we can certainly be seen together." "Yeah ..." "She's my plus one." "Annika Melander, if you need to write it down or something." " Shouldn't you be at the theatre?" " This seemed much more fun." "I know that my behavior has hurt not just my family, but our business." "Which you'll soon be director of, it is said." "What now?" "My husband has been understanding, and we will work on our relationship which we both want to work." "And the young man?" "Yeah." "What can I say?" "It was a conscious decision." "I don't blame anyone else." "But it was a mistake." "How was your day?" "We have this guy named Lukas that we were looking for today." "And I think he was in Sweden when Helle Anker was killed because he sold drugs." " How the hell do I explain that?" " Did you buy from him?" "I have no ..." "I don't think I've bought from him but he recognized me, so I don't know how he saw me." "I don't know ..." "Fuck." "I'm just going to go for a ride." " Is it getting late?" " What?" "I hope it is." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Reading." " Do you want company?" " No." " Do you want to have sex?" " That wasn't why I came." "If you do, you can come in." "Otherwise I want to be alone." " Don't you just want to watch a film?" " A porno film?" " No, a normal film." " No." "Sex or alone." " Well, I guess it's sex then." " Good." "Come in, get ready." " Ã...sa?" " Yes?" " What was Claes doing at the exhibition?" " I don't know." " Was it you who invited him?" " No." "So it was a coincidence that your ex-husband was there?" "But he's so famous." "He's successful with his books, so the organizers must have invited him." "He seemed to have it good, don't you think?" "Oh, for god's sake." "Wait here." "I'm just going to talk to him." " Who was that?" " That was no one." "Business." " Can you help me with the zipper?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Now there's only a week left." "Do you know how hot this is?" "Now I'll have a glass of champagne." "Do you want one too?" "Jeanette moved in." "She's living in the guest house." "I need to have control of her and the baby these last weeks." "I shouldn't meet her." "Nothing must happen to the child, and she's not thinking about it." "Does that surprise you?" "You chose her." "You have to take care of it elsewhere." " She can't be here." " It's for the child's sake." "She cannot live here." "There's nothing to discuss." " There are excellent hotels." " Exactly." "That you can live at." "Jeanette stays here until the child is born, and that's not up for discussion." "Why do I need to be here?" "It's not fucking okay!" "I had to do it for the child." "You must be more careful." "What are you doing?" "Not smuggling bags." "Not racing on the forest roads." "It's my son that you have in your belly." "The doctor says everything looks fine." "You just need calm and rest." "If you need anything, just ask me or the help." "But you stay here." "What about Marc?" "I need to call him." "I've talked to him, so that can wait a little." " No, it can't." " It needs to." "You can't get a cell phone right now." " Is he kicking?" " No, he's just moving a little." "Anna." "Anna?" " She doesn't want to talk to you." " I must talk to her." "She's seen that you've been calling all day." "If she had wanted to speak to you, she would have taken the call." "Did you really think she would leave Viola and the rest to be with you?" "Well?" "Now listen." "She had her fun, she was caught, and now it's over." "You've seen the interview, haven't you?" "No one forced her to do it." "It was a conscious decision." "I don't blame anyone else." "But it was a mistake." "It was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life." "... mistake." "It was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life." "It was a mistake." "It was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life." "You have a message." "You got a message on your phone." "[COME HOME]" "Hi, Henrik." "I think it's time for that favor." "Are we alone?" "What about your wife?" "The kids?" "They're not home." "You know that I don't have shit to do with the murders, right?" "You know what I was doing in Sweden." "You're a customer, man." " Who was it that shot you?" " I've expanded too strongly." "I need to travel a while." "I wont stop you." "I can take a ferry from Trelleborg." "I have friends in Germany." "I said I won't stop you." "I'm wanted in Denmark and Sweden." "I need you to wave your ID card so we can just move on." "Okay?" " I can't." " You fucking need to." "Or should I send them to your boss?" " How long have you been using drugs?" " I'm driving you." "We're not friends." "Lukas!" "We have searched the area ..." "We just need ..." "Hi." " What happened to him?" " He wanted to talk to me." "About what?" "We thought that he was involved in the Anker and Abrahamsson murders." "He said that he had nothing to do with it." "It was about drugs." "That was why he got Mehmet to lie." "He admitted that?" "And then?" "He wanted to turn himself in." "So he wanted to drive over to you." "We were about to leave in the car." "He confessed to some drug offenses and wanted to turn himself in to us." "He was scared shitless." "He felt guilty and feared for his life." "Oh, god." "He had crossed the wrong guys." " Did you see who was shooting?" " I saw the car very clearly." "It was a Mercedes C200." "FL 44 559." " Are you okay?" " I'll be okay." "Of course I'll be okay." "I was disappointed when you didn't come to the memorial service." "But not so surprised." "You've always been a disappointment." " What were you talking to Linn about?" " You, of course." "How you drove your little sister to suicide, among other things." " I did not." " No?" "14 is a difficult age." "Dad and I were in prison." "She was sick." "Left only to her cold, deranged big sister." "Do you want to hit me?" "You can't hurt me any more than you already have." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Poor, poor girl." " What did my mom want?" " I can't tell you that." "Lukas Stenstrup was shot outside of Henrik's house." " What was he doing there?" " Confessing to drug crimes." "Why were you talking to my mom?" "You don't talk to my colleagues' parents." "She asked for a meeting." "Should I have said no?" "She's lying." "I can't discuss what we talked about." "Sorry." "She's lying." "Saga Norén, Malmo Police." "What was it you wanted to show me?" "The brand marks." "I cleaned them and examined them more thoroughly." "It looks like a kind of character." "The same applies to Hans and Lars-Ove Abrahamsson but different characters." "It's the Babylonian number system." "It's Linn." "I need help with an old case." "I need someone I can trust." " It's good that you can help me." " Of course." "Hi." " Where have you been?" " Forensics." "Did you hear about Lukas?" "He was shot right in front of me." "Died in my arms." "Was it he who texted'd you this morning?" "No." "This morning." "It wasn't him." "Or do you mean last night?" "Yeah." "Mmhmm." "Went to the summer house." "I'll get Viola." "Benjamin." "Leave a message or send a text." "Hi." "It's me." "Sorry I didn't pick up yesterday." "It was the damn interview." "I'm sorry." "I had to do it." "But ..." "I've thought about where I'm happy." "It's with you." "I don't care what people say." "I must do what feels right, and that is to be together with you." "I love you."

"Previously on Homeland..." "Penetration." "Of your secure network." "A number of the documents contain details of our working relationship." "Prosecutions are impossible now." "The evidence was illegally obtained." "Every case will be thrown out." "That guy who tried to kill you worked for Russian intelligence." "The stuff Laura Sutton published last week was only part of what was hacked out of Berlin Station." "So there was something in the additional documents the SVR didn't want you to see." "I need to see the rest of the material he got from the CIA." "I don't have them, Carrie." "The files are still at the CIA someplace." "Somebody betrayed us." "What if the breach was back in Berlin, or at Langley?" "I'm not going there yet." "The problem was solved." "Saul's weakness is Israel." "Dar Adal knows it." "Put a team on Saul." "Eyes, ears, the works." "I want to know who he's meeting with and what he's saying to them." "Private plane went down near Geneva this weekend." "I assume you're aware." "We didn't do it, Saul." "Well, somebody did." "He is dying, Carrie." "Call an ambulance." "Do what you have to do." "Call" " C-Carrie..." "Quinn!" "_" "Christ, I really thought I left all this behind." "The Islamic State ISIS proclaimed itself to be a worldwide caliphate with authority over redraw the map in the Middle East." "The soldiers are hackers, the battlefield is online, and it's not a matter of..." "Edward Snowden is a coward." "...extremely disappointed that the Russian government would take this step." "It's against the law, it's against the fucking law." "All that suffering, and nothing changes." "Is our strategy working?" "I actually convinced myself we were gonna change the world." "Carrie will never be free." "Spend my life on the run, give up my daughter?" "I don't know how you live with yourself." "I will fight you forever." "Who's after me?" "So many people, so much blood on your hands." "Homeland - 5x06 "Parabiosis"" "Hassif." "Abiya." "Hussein al Shabala." "Yuva Maya." "Hajik Zayd." "A dozen Muslim men, all convicted jihadis, are being released here tonight, their sentences vacated by the very courts that found them guilty in the first place." "Allegations of illegal spying by German and American intelligence services have called into question the entire body of evidence used in the original proceedings." "Mr. Zayd, now that you're out, do you intend to return to Syria?" "_" "_" "_" "Nice guy." "Shut up." "You must be glad you got him out." "_" "_" "So?" "Carrie, what the fuck are we doing here?" "We're here because you tried to take me out." "That's ridiculous." "No, not really." "Someone put my name in your kill box." "Did you hear me?" "Your operation, Quinn taking out jihadis, someone got inside it, put my name there as a target." "Holy fuck, Saul, don't look at me like I'm speaking Martian." "There was a shootout at your dead drop." "It was on the goddamn news." "Quinn was hit." "He-he nearly died." "I bet you haven't heard much from him recently." "Have you?" "No." "It was the Russians." "It was the Russians who did it." "That is confirmed." "They used your operation to try to take me out, and it was not their first attempt." "That bomb in Syria, at the refugee camp, it wasn't meant for During;" "it was for me." "Want to tell me why the Russians give a shit whether you're alive or dead?" "Because they don't want me to see something in the documents those hackers stole from you." "So what is it, this thing that they don't want you to see?" "I don't know." "Which is why you need to get the documents for me." "Ah." "Right now, they think I'm dead" "Quinn made it look like you killed me- so there is a window." " You want me to hand over a bunch of top secret documents-- to you, of all people." "You don't think that might cause some problems?" "You've already got problems." "Your own agency is following you." "Really?" "Wh-Wh-Why do you think that we're meeting like this" " instead of me just knocking on your hotel door?" " I don't know." "Maybe because you knew I wouldn't answer it." "There's a line between us that you drew." "Forget that." "There's a fuckin' wall." "Let's stay on our own sides of it, okay?" "I got to go." "Saul, I-I-I risked my life coming here." "Well, you shouldn't have." "I need to see those documents." "Ask your hacker friends." "Make it 25." "Thank you, sir." "Your change, sir." " Keep it." " Danke." "What's going on?" "I was in the middle of a staff meeting." "Saul?" "Are you being followed?" "No." "What do you mean?" "I am." "Black sedan at the end of the street." "It was at my hotel last night." "Followed me here." "You don't seem surprised." "Look..." "Don't tell me you ordered it." "Of course not." "It was Dar." "We have a plane explode in our faces." "Crashes and burns, along with our plans for Syria." "His response is to tail me." "Something in the wreckage pointed to Israel." "Some remnant from the bomb." "I'm sorry." "I should have told you." "Yeah." "You should have." "Just tell me what you want me to do." "I want you to stop tailing me." " Find out who blew up our plane." " We're trying." "We've got a whole team working on it." "There's no one doing the obvious." "Someone got ahold of our plan to install General Youssef in Syria." "How?" "How would they know?" "I want that building swept." "The station." " Down to the studs." " You think it's bugged." "I'm hoping it is." "'Cause if it isn't... we've got an even bigger problem." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Hey." "Are you American?" "Huh?" "You're a spy?" "What kind of spy lays dead in an alley hoping someone will bring him here?" " Answer me." " He can't." " Answer me." " I gave him a sedative!" " For the pain." " What?" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Where is he?" "I don't know." "He slipped out after you left." "He'd started bleeding again." "Badly." "Where are you going?" " Well, someone has to try and find him." " Is that what you think, I didn't even try?" "I called every hospital, every police station, and walked the goddamn street." "No one has seen him in the last 20 hours, which, by the way, is how long you've been gone." "Well, he can't just vanish." "He went off to die, Carrie." "My guess is he's done just that." "Look, I agreed to do it your way." "The hiding out, the pills, the waiting for someone to... to-to-to come through the door, gun blazing," "I said yes." "Because I wanted to help you." "Well, it didn't help you." "It didn't help anyone." "Things have gotten worse and worse and-and this-this..." "this craziness we find ourselves in, it's exactly what you swore" " you wanted to leave." " You think I want this?" "Show me you don't before anyone else gets hurt." "It's time to go to the authorities," " ask them for protection." " What authorities?" "What authorities" " are gonna protect me?" " Any of them." "All of them." "Whatever." "I can't." "I don't know who to trust." "Trust me!" "Because this is no way to live." "I'm going home now." "And I hope you'll come with me." "Are you coming or not?" "No..." "Okay." "Okay." " Wait, wait, wait, wait." " I've been waiting." "I know." "Look, you've been sitting here thinking about this." "I-I just walked through the door." "Please, give me some time." "I just talked to Saul." "I thought he would help me, but he won't." "He won't help me find those documents." "Shut up about these documents!" "About these..." "Man, who cares about these goddamn documents?" "Quinn walked out that door bleeding to death to protect you, Carrie." "Does that register?" " Please..." " Please what?" "What?" "So that's it?" "You're leaving?" "Yeah, that's it." "I'm done." "_" "_" "_" "How long will our guests be here?" "Another day." "Two." "You really sure this is a good time?" "There is no good time." "I don't see what choice we have." "_" "What's going on out there?" "Called a sweep." "On what authority?" "On the authority of someone blew up our goddamn plane." "Believe me, I'm aware." "You want to tell me why you didn't order a sweep yourself?" "I mean, if you're interested in who actually did it," " who got their nose inside our tent." " What the hell's" " wrong with you?" " You having me tailed?" " Who told you that?" " You having anyone else" " in this office tailed?" " What do you mean?" "Do not give me one more of your fuckwit non-answers," "Dar, 'cause I'm this close, this close to taking your head off." " You are?" " I know what this is about." "You think I don't?" "30 years ago, 30 years, I leaked three names to Mossad, three terrorist names, during a desperate time, the Inti-fucking-fada." "My mistake." "I paid for it." "You hang on to it like it was yesterday." "You done?" "It's not the Israelis and it's not me." "You went to him, your friend Etai." "To confirm they weren't involved." "Then how did he explain being in Geneva at the exact moment our jet blew up there?" " You want to tell me that?" " You need to get your head out of your ass about the goddamn Israelis." "Why?" "Because you say so?" "No. 'Cause it was the Russians." "Uh-huh, the Russians who have been propping up Assad for the past five years, they've gotten inside our station here." " That's who blew up our plane." " How do you know that?" " I just fucking do." " You tipped off your Israeli friend, you're screwing your coworker, and you are holding out on me right now!" "I'm tired of it, you and your bad judgment, you and your bullshit." "You wear me out!" "You know what, Dar?" "Fuck you." "No." "Fuck you." "I'm bringing in a polygrapher." "Oh, Christ." "What you've been up to, he can figure out." " All he'll do is get me shipped back to Langley." " Good." "I'll be cross-examined for six months when I'm needed here." "We'll get by without you." "So, unless you want to come clean right now..." "I told you who it is." "Completely clean, who you been talking to." "Fine." "You and the machine, tomorrow." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "There you are." "You should let me do this." " No, I'm fine." " No, you're not." "You need to rest." "You should tell your friends to keep their voices down." "Or maybe pl-plug up the vent." "It's best to not mention it, anything you heard." "Can I help you, sir?" "Sir?" "Sorry." "_" "It's the security cameras." "It's best if I stay out of them." " So they're still after you." " They think I'm dead, the people who are after me." " So you know who they are now." " Yeah." "And I know they're not going away." "Which means..." "I have to." "I have to disappear." "Look, I feel terrible about this, coming to you again for help, but... the truth is I don't have anywhere else to go." "Just tell me what you need." "I need a plane." "To where?" " It's best if you don't know." " Mmm." "The pilot will have to." "Well, tell him I'll need 12 hours of fuel." "Plus reserves." "I know it's a lot to ask." "No, it's..." "I'm happy to help." "It's just..." "I'm not sure putting you on a plane to nowhere is helping." "I-I'll do it, but only if you're absolutely sure that's what you want." "I went to Saul." "Berenson." "And he's always been there for me." "Always." "And this time, he wasn't." "And I was just shocked, I guess." "I-I..." "I had..." "I had no idea how much he hates me." "It's not just him." "I have a..." "I have a friend, Quinn, who... you haven't met, and..." "I did not take care of him, not like I should have," " not like he's taken care of me." " Carrie, what is the problem?" "I am." "I am the problem." "I bring down everyone around me." "And I have this-this opportunity now to just go away and take the problems with me." "You're not alone, you know." "You have me." "You have Jonas." "No, I-I don't..." "I don't have him." "Not anymore." "Everything I need I have with me." "If it's possible, I would like to leave today." "Mr. Berenson." "Are you ready?" "Just a minute." "Where's what's-his-name?" "Rubin, the guy analyzing the damage from the network breach." " He moved to Conference C." " Thanks." "Can I call for you?" "Excuse me." "How we doing on the data penetration?" "Uh, we're, uh, working on it." "I was wondering something about those documents." "Was there anything having to do with Russians?" "Maybe Moscow or the embassy here, possibly something connected to our own agency personnel." "Is this ringing any bells?" "Hell, I don't even know what I'm looking for exactly." "Have a printout I can borrow?" "We don't lend these out." " I can work here." " Sir, you're not on the distribution list." "Sure I am." "They revised the clearances this morning." "I'm sure it's an oversight." "You should talk to Dar Adal." "_" "_" "Shit." " Johnson, right?" " Mm-hmm." "I need you to check something." "Follow me." "You're gonna need your stuff." "Hey, we're gonna need your help." "Sweep all of it, down to the bone." " Starting in the back." " Wait, they were already in here yesterday." " Langley wants a second pass." " This is ridiculous." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Careful." "Don't pull that." "You can't bend fiber optic cable like garden hose, okay?" "They're all color-coded, those cables, so you can't just randomly pull them out." "I have a cable map." "I can print you a copy." "Would that help?" "It's a wonderful thing, to piss on your own." "To get to your feet, to walk down the hall." "Safer to stay here with me." "I've caused you enough trouble." "I'm pleased to help." "Help?" "You picked me up off the streets and gave me your blood." "My wife and I were doctors together." "She died when our clinic was bombed in Mosul." "I can't practice medicine here." "They won't honor my license." "So I took a job managing this building." "When there's room, I care for people like yourself who wouldn't receive treatment otherwise." "She would approve." "You." "Come with me." "He's too sick to go anywhere." " He was walking in the hall." " And now his stitches are bleeding." "He's not as sick as you say." "It's all right, Hussein." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "You are an American." "A spy." "He's my patient and a guest in my home." " A spy is not a guest." " He's not a spy." "He asked me to warn you you were talking too loud." "_" "This kuffar heard our plans of our attack here." "I only heard a few words." "It didn't make sense." "Now that I know, it really doesn't make sense." "_" " Why doesn't it make sense?" " He's just out of prison." "You think they're not gonna have him under surveillance?" "You try another attack now, you'll all be arrested or imprisoned, this time for life." "Unless... getting arrested is the point." "The real jihad is in Syria." "But there you'd have to fight." "Look, I understand you not wanting to go is all I'm saying." "I've seen enough of Syria to know." "I'm a walking staph infection." "I need to go." "So you follow me, kill me, do whatever you need to do." "Just make sure the police aren't watching." "Don't make a mess." "I'm a guest here." " What is it?" " Those documents that were taken before, they got taken again." "Saul Berenson accessed them" " from my terminal." " Almost 20 minutes ago." " I had to verify what was taken." " Jesus Christ." "I wasn't clear on his status, if there's some kind of cloud." "I..." "Where's Saul?" "I was told he just blew off the polygraph." "Not just." "He left the office with a copy of the breach documents." "Well, there's a team on him." "He shouldn't be hard to find." "He slipped them already and powered off his cell." "You're fucking him." "You must have a way to get in touch." "Did the sweep turn up anything?" "You have to come back in, Saul." "So nothing at all?" "Nobody's really been thinking much about bugs since you took the documents and ran." "Did you hear me?" "Yeah." "This is serious." "Come back in." "I can square things with Dar." "We can work him together." "He's only making an issue of this because you won't tell him what's really going on." "We got a fix on his location." " Pick him up." " What is it, Saul?" "What's so important you had to steal the documents?" "Is there something in there we missed?" "Is he listening?" " Who?" " Who do you think?" "Is he there with you?" "Yes." "Dar, it's what I already told you." "Russians." "Give me that." "Saul?" "Saul!" "Are you expected?" "I'll direct you to the table, sir?" " Yes." " With me." "I want to talk to you about Carrie Mathison." "This gentleman says you're expecting him?" "That's okay, Martin." "I don't have much time." "I'm expecting someone." "So am I, so what you need to do is listen." "Carrie came to me for help, asked me to bring her some classified files." "I refused." "Not just because it's my job." "I didn't trust her." "Because of you, for one thing, but..." "Anyway, I didn't believe her." "Now I do." "I need you to give her something for me." "What makes you think I'm even in contact with her?" "You're saying you're not?" "'Cause we don't have much time." "I'm talking about classified material, for Carrie's eyes alone, not for you, not for your people, not to tweet or post on your Web site." "Carrie only." "Do you understand that?" "Do you?" "Herr During, these men won't identify themselves." " We're investigating a terrorist act." " Gentlemen, gentlemen..." " Sit down." " Wait." "You're in Germany." "This is my club, and this man is my guest." " You have no authority here." " Did he give you anything?" " What are you talking about?" " Give it to us now, and we'll leave you in peace." "He didn't give me anything." "We'll need to search you." "Sir." "Excuse me." "These men are with the CIA." "They won't say that." "They won't say who they are, or what they're looking for." "They just come in, search my guest, and now they want to search me." "And you know what?" "I'll agree." "On the condition that you apologize to everyone in this room when you don't find" " what you're looking for." " Whatever you say." "Let's take him out of here." "We had an agreement, sir." "Sorry for the inconvenience." "What is it?" "Your car." "Coming." "_" "I'm sending this with you." "One every four hours." "I can manage." "For the pain." "You are not well enough to leave." "I will talk to that crazy man." "You should stay, at least one more night." "I'll sleep outside the door." "I'm not afraid of Hajik." "Thank you." "Thank you for taking care of me." "You have somewhere to go, I hope?" "Someone to look after you?" "I do." "Where are you going?" "You here to stop me?" "I know you're not a spy." "And what does your Emir say?" "Hajik... wants to execute you." "No one supports him." "Only Utku." "You were in Syria?" "Till 20 days ago." "What were you doing there?" "Protecting Yaseer Ramali's trucks." "You work for him." "For whoever pays the most." "A mercenary." "Do you really think they're watching us here?" "Police?" "What do you think?" "Hajik is no Emir." "_" "_" "_" "Up ahead." "Turn here." "I was told the airport." "Just a quick detour, please." "God be with you." "I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble." "I'm leaving now." "I got no quarrel with you, man." "Okay?" "Just let me pass." " Okay." " I'm gonna cut your prick and shove it down your throat." "Get that body out of here." "Remove the remains of our martyred brother." "Help him, Qasim." "You must stay another night." "You'll be safe now." "From Saul Berenson." "He said you'd know what to do with it."

"I beg your pardon." "Was that your leg?" "I had no idea we were going into a tunnel." "I thought the compartment was empty." "I'm so sorry." "I hope I didn't hurt you." "Awful man in the next compartment smoking a vile cigar." "I had to come in here." "You don't smoke, do you?" "No, I don't." "Thank heavens for that." "After last night, my head couldn't stand it." "You understand...." "May I see your tickets, please?" "Thank you, miss." "I'm afraid you're in the wrong compartment, sir." "It's a first-class compartment, isn't it?" "Yes." "Then I'm all right." "It's a third-class ticket." "What sort of line is this, selling third-class tickets at first-class prices?" "I am very sorry, sir." "That will be £5.04 extra." "You haven't change for a fiver, have you?" "Yes, sir." "Don't bother, because I haven't got one." "This is the best I can do." "Do you suppose the line would settle for £5 and tuppence ha'penny?" "No, I don't suppose they would." "I hate to presume on our short acquaintance, but have you any change?" "I'm afraid that I...." "There you are." "That'll do." "That stamp." "Thank you very much." "There you are, £5 and tuppence ha'penny and three ha'pence. £5.04." "It's legal tender, old boy." "Write to your mother." "That man." "Mr. Aysgarth, may I?" "Would you mind stepping forward a little bit, Mrs. Fitzpatrick?" "Thank you." "Now, Mr. Aysgarth, please." "I wonder if I could have a little bit more of your smile?" "Not at this hour of the morning." "There he is." "Good morning, Johnnie." "How are you?" "We've been looking for you everywhere." "Everywhere." "Excuse me." "If it's possible at all, would you mind?" "Of course." "I'm so sorry." "See you later, Johnnie." "Goodbye." "Come, Alice." "Come, Jessie." "Thank you very much." "Aren't they bright this morning?" "Now." "That's very good." "Now could I have a little bit of a smile?" "You remember." "I can hardly believe it." "It can't be the same girl." "What's her name?" "Do you know her?" "Yes, but lay off, Johnnie." "You've enough on your hands for one day." "Besides, she's not up your alley." "To tell you the truth, I'm a little bored with people in my alley." "Introduce me to her, will you?" "Certainly not." "She's a very carefully brought up young lady." "If you won't do it, I'll have to do it myself." "Come on, they're going." "Lina, may we come in?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't see you." "How are you?" "Splendid." "May I introduce Mr. Aysgarth?" "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "We were just passing by and we saw you in the window." "Johnnie insisted on meeting you." "Why?" "I'm told the sight of a really eligible male is a rare treat in this part of the country." "Isn't Johnnie terrible?" "He's too fantastic for words." "Aren't you, Johnnie?" "Hadn't you better hurry?" "Hurry for what?" "You don't want to be late for church." "Did you all come to take me to church?" "No, but that is...." "If you want to come...." "naturally, we'd love to have you." "That's very kind of you." "I think I will come." "Good." "And put on that saucy little hat you wore on the train the other day." "I will." "Excuse me." "I'll be down in a moment." "We'd better sit down, girls." "Where are you rushing to?" "To church, Mother." "But I thought" "I've changed my mind." "Shall I go with you?" "I'm going with the Barhams." "I thought you didn't like them." "I loathe them." "really, it's most extraordinary." "You're not really going to church?" "I certainly am." "No, you're coming for a walk with me." "Don't be ridiculous." "Tell you what I'll do, I'll toss you for it." "Heads you do, tails you don't." "Mother." "Now what did you think I was trying to do, kill you?" "Nothing less than murder could justify such violent self-defense." "Look at you." "Let me go." "I'm just beginning to understand." "You thought I was going to kiss you." "Weren't you?" "Of course not." "I was merely reaching around you, trying to fix your hair." "What's wrong with my hair?" "I'm glad you asked me that." "It would have been very discourteous for me to bring the subject up." "Are you serious?" "Of course I'm serious." "I may seem provincial, but frankly, I can't understand men like you." "You always give me the feeling that you're laughing at me." "No, I give you my word." "But your hair's all wrong." "It has such wonderful possibilities that I got excited." "For the moment, I became a passionate hairdresser." "What's wrong with it?" "Let me show you." "Let me see...." "Don't do that." "Why not?" "Because your ucipitaI mapilary is quite beautiful." "What's an ucipitaI mapilary?" "That." "You don't need to touch it." "Let's see." "That's good." "I must be quite a novelty by contrast with the women... that you're photographed with." "What do you think of me by contrast to your horse?" "If I ever got the bit between your teeth, I'd have no trouble in handling you at all." "Suppose just as you thought you had me under control..." "I turned around, neighed, and kissed you?" "I think you've done enough fooling with my hair." "You don't look very good like that." "You look more like a monkey with a bit of mirror." "What does your family call you?" "Monkeyface?" "I still think my way was best." "I must go now or I'll be late to luncheon." "If my father saw me come in both late and beautiful, he might have a stroke." "Please don't bother to come any further." "I'll be back for you at 3:00." "No, really, I can't come out this afternoon." "Yes, you can." "No, really, I have to make calls with my mother." "Liar." "really." "Don't forget, 3:00." "Lina will never marry." "She's not the marrying sort." "She has no need to worry." "There's enough to care for her the rest of her life." "I suppose you're right, dear." "I'm afraid she's rather spinsterish." "What's wrong with that?" "The old maid's a respectable institution." "All women are not alike." "Lina has intellect and a fine solid character." "Come on, I'm hungry." "Sorry I'm late." "Could I have some well-done, please, Burton?" "Yes, miss." "What kept you so long at church, dear?" "I didn't go to church." "I went for a walk." "Thank you, Burton." "With a man." "A man?" "Yes." "His name's John Aysgarth." "John Aysgarth?" "Is that Tom Aysgarth's boy?" "How'd you meet him?" "Pity he's turned out so wild." "Rough luck on Tom." "What's this, horseradish?" "Didn't know horseradish was in season." "It's not out of a bottle, is it?" "Of course not, dear." "That's real." "I can tell the difference at once." "I can't stand things out of bottles." "They never taste the same." "Never, dear." "Why did you say that John Aysgarth was wild, Father?" "He was turned out of some club for cheating at cards, wasn't he?" "I don't know." "I didn't ask him." "Or ought to have been." "Something unpleasant anyway." "What's he doing down here?" "Staying at Penshaze." "Lord Middleham wouldn't have him there... if he had been turned out of a club for cheating." "Maybe it wasn't cards." "Maybe a woman." "He was corespondent or something, I believe... or ought to have been corespondent." "You can't expect me to remember every detail about everybody." "Anyway, I'm going to see him again." "He's calling for me this afternoon at 3:00." "You're wanted on the telephone, miss." "Hello?" "Hello, Johnnie." "You can't?" "Of course, I understand." "Thank you for calling." "I'd love to, next time you come down again." "Hello?" "Is Mr. John Aysgarth there, please?" "He isn't?" "I thought perhaps...." "Are you expecting him for the Hunt Ball?" "This is...." "It doesn't matter." "I'll ring again." "Nothing, Miss McLaidlaw." "Are you sure?" "Positive." "I don't want to be a nuisance... but couldn't it accidentally have been put into somebody else's letter box?" "I'm sorry, I'm sure it would have been returned if that had happened." "Thank you." "Regent 0021, please." "No reply?" "Thank you." "Lina." "Hello, Mother." "It's 7:00." "Aren't you going to wear your new dress?" "No, Mother." "I'm not in the mood." "What's the matter, dear?" "My head's splitting." "I'm not going to the ball." "Not going?" "You mean...." "What'll your father say?" "Perhaps some aspirin...." "You haven't a temperature, have you?" "I don't know." "Yes, come in." "Where's your aspirin?" "I'll get it." "In my bureau drawer." "A telegram for you, miss." "Thank you." "Here's the aspirin, dear." "What for?" "Your headache." "That's gone." "Tell Father I'll be down in a second." "really, I don't understand you." "I say, Lina." "Yes, Reggie?" "What about our dance?" "Why, of course." "Poor Reggie." "Good." "I say, general, that's not Lina dancing with Wetherby, is it?" "Yes, it is." "By Jove, I didn't recognize her at first." "I hardly knew her myself." "There's somebody at the door for general McLaidlaw." "There's somebody to see you at the door." "This is general McLaidlaw." "I beg your pardon, sir." "There's a gentleman at the door who says he's with your party." "He has no card, sir." "The name is Aysgarth." "Aysgarth?" "Must be a mistake." "general McLaidlaw?" "I'm John Aysgarth." "I don't recall having invited you in my party." "How awkward." "I thought you had." "Otherwise I should never have come all the way from London." "I don't know what to say." "I suggest you say something before you embarrass this poor man to death." "Hello, Johnnie." "Hello, Lina." "Hello, Johnnie." "We were wondering if you were coming." "I'm sorry I'm late." "I believe this is our dance, isn't it?" "Hello, Monkeyface." "Hello." "But we can't do this." "Where are we going?" "Which is your car?" "This is ridiculous." "Over there." "Good." "Come on." "Roll up the window before you catch cold." "Have you ever been kissed in a car before?" "Johnnie." "Johnnie what?" "You mustn't joke with me." "I'm no good at joking." "I don't know how to flirt." "I'm not joking." "I'm serious." "Have you ever been kissed in a car?" "Never." "Would you like to be?" "Yes." "You're the first woman I've ever met who said yes when she meant yes." "What do the others say?" "Hanged if I know." "Anything but yes." "But they kiss you?" "usually." "Have there...." "Have there what, Monkeyface?" "Have there been many?" "I'm afraid so." "Quite a few." "One night, when I couldn't fall asleep, I started to count them." "The way you count sheep jumping over a fence." "I think I passed out on number 73." "Are you always frank with them like this?" "No, not particularly." "Why are you frank with me, because I'm different?" "No, it isn't that." "I'm honest because with you I think it's the best way to get results." "I hope I'm not saying the wrong thing, but I love you." "No, you haven't said the wrong thing, Monkeyface." "Where are we going?" "I don't know, anywhere." "I think I'm falling in love with you and I don't quite like it." "That's why I stayed away from you for a week." "I was afraid of you." "I didn't think it would happen like this." "Neither did I. I saw an entirely different sort of person." "So did I." "I pictured it all rather conventionally." "We'd meet at a garden party, he'd call on me in the evenings... and we'd go for rides together, and then afterward we'd...." "We're coming to my house." "Would you like to stop for a drink?" "No." "I'm going to get you back to that ball as fast as possible." "Get out." "Why have you stopped?" "I'm sure I don't know." "Come on." "Good evening, Burton." "I saw you coming up the drive, miss." "We won't be needing you." "We just stopped in for a drink." "Very good." "Shall we go in the study?" "You sit down." "I'll mix you a drink." "I think you need one." "You must be made of iron." "Why?" "How can you be so calm?" "Look at me." "I'm shaking." "The least you could do is swoon away." "I know." "I'm rather surprised myself." "I think it's because for the first time in my life..." "I know what I want." "Are you courting me?" "I'm afraid I am." "This is a wonderful moment." "Here we are in my home, the house that I was born in... alone and together in my favorite room." "Do you like this room?" "Very much." "Well, what are you doing here?" "I say, old boy, isn't that going a bit too far?" "He doesn't like me." "I know." "He doesn't trust me from here to there." "Do you?" "You're right." "Stop it before it's too late." "Tell her everything you're thinking." "That I'm no good to her, I can only bring her unhappiness." "Warn her." "Speak up, man." "It's your last chance." "Hear him?" "Very distinctly." "He's not exaggerating a thing, dear." "It's all true, every word he isn't saying." "I love him, Father." "Did you see him jump?" "I did." "Watch this one." "Sir, I have the honor of asking for your daughter's hand in marriage." "What do you say to that?" "You heard him that time, didn't you?" "It doesn't matter." "Poor Monkeyface." "Do you hear the music?" "Very clearly." "Let's dance, before I...." "Before we...." "Let's dance." "I was just going down to the post." "Could you stop at Marshall's and get me more of this green wool?" "Where'd I put it?" "Here it is." "Be sure it's the same green." "Better take it out into the daylight." "Yes, Mother." "Is there anything I can do for you?" "No, there's nothing I want." "Don't be late for tea, dear." "That trunk goes up on the landing." "How do you like it, Mrs. Aysgarth?" "If you don't like it, just blame it all on Mr. Bailey." "He rented it during our honeymoon." "He decorated the place." "But if you do like it" "I adore it." "I'm mad about it." "It's wonderful." "In that case, you're talking to the right man." "Because I engaged Mr. Bailey, didn't I?" "Yes, Mr. Aysgarth." "That's true, I must say." "Johnnie, you're a genius." "Mr. Aysgarth, I shall have to be getting along now." "What shall we do about the bill?" "Will you drop it on that pretty little table on your way out, old boy?" "Yes." "Thank you." "And may I wish you both the very best of everything." "Thank you." "Goodbye, Mr. Bailey." "I never dreamt I would have such a gorgeous place." "Are you sure you can afford it?" "I've forgotten your name." "Ethel, sir." "Well, Ethel, what about some tea?" "Very good, sir." "What do you think of Ethel?" "She seems perfect." "Are you sure" "Let's go in the drawing room." "Where are we?" "The Hunt Ball." "Where else?" "Venice." "And?" "And Naples, and Capri, and Monte Carlo, and Nice." "And?" "Paris." "Paris." "I beg your pardon." "A telegram for you, sir." "Thank you, Ethel." "It isn't bad news, is it, dear?" "An old friend of mine." "Stupid fellow, he wants £1,000." "You couldn't spare £1,000, could you?" "What does he want it for?" "Hanged if I know." "Probably because I borrowed it from him." "You borrowed it?" "Why?" "I was going on a honeymoon with the loveliest girl in the world... and I wanted her to be happy." "Was she happy?" "Didn't you have any money of your own?" "Not a shilling." "But I thought...." "I had the impression...." "Don't worry your darling little head about it today of all days." "I'll take care of old Henry somehow." "I still don't understand." "Are you broke?" "Monkeyface, I've been broke all my life." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Every time I brought the subject up, you...." "Whatever made you take this extravagant house?" "I didn't think you'd want to live in a shack." "A girl like you is going to come into plenty of money someday." "Wait a minute, I can't quite get this into my head." "Were you thinking of my inheritance when...." "I don't know what to say." "Now, darling, really." "Isn't it silly to spend the best years of our lives waiting?" "Why not be comfortable now?" "Johnnie..." "I'm just beginning to understand you." "You're a baby." "I know you didn't marry me for my money." "You'd have done much better elsewhere." "But my income will never pay for all this." "Never." "What about your father?" "I couldn't possibly ask my father." "Or even my mother." "You saw how restrained she was when she met us at the station." "Anyway, you wouldn't actually want to live on your wife's allowance?" "Of course not, darling." "Well, then?" "Answer me, Johnnie." "I suppose if the worst comes to the worst and there's no other way out..." "I suppose I'll have to...." "What?" "Borrow some more." "I haven't touched old Middleham yet." "He ought to be good for a month or two's housekeeping." "I think you must be mad." "Marrying you is the sanest thing I ever did in my life." "Come on, give it to me." "That's too heavy for a little girl like you." "Thank you, sir." "Clear off the table." "Here, take that." "Is there any cake?" "Yes, sir." "Go along, get it." "Here, dear." "Come on." "Thank you." "There's going to be no more borrowing." "What else is there to do?" "You've got to go to work." "Work?" "Yes, work." "You mean put on old clothes, go out with a shovel?" "Don't be flippant." "Then what do you mean?" "I'm afraid you're a bit of a dreamer." "Let's be practical about this." "Do you know the statistics on unemployment?" "Do you realize in order to be a plumber, or a carpenter, or an electrician...." "Darling, you haven't been around." "They have to be apprentices first." "Even after that...." "Darling." "There are all sorts of jobs." "I'm broad-minded." "Let's have some tea and then talk it over." "I could make out a list of jobs." "It might be fun." "I'll get a pencil and paper." "Excuse me, dear." "It's right there behind you." "Hello?" "Hello, Mother." "Yes, it's wonderful." "A most beautiful house." "Would you tell Father how badly I felt?" "He is?" "Wait a minute till I tell Johnnie." "Father's sending us a wedding present." "Mother told him how happy I looked and...." "I can't tell you how much this means to me." "Me, too." "Yes." "Father?" "Come on, ask him when he's sending it." "It's coming right away, by messenger." "Invite them over for dinner." "Perhaps he'd like to play some golf." "Tell him that we were in the throes of job-hunting when he telephoned." "It doesn't hurt to impress the old boy." "really, you are the limit." "How can you be so gay about something... that you should be ashamed of?" "What, Father?" "Yes, Johnnie and I were just having... a sober and comprehensive discussion of that very subject." "He has several ideas of the kind of job he'd like to do... and several good opportunities." "There's a messenger from general McLaidlaw." "Bring it in." "It's just come, Father." "Hold on, do." "I think I know what it is, and if it is what I think it is..." "Johnnie, you'll be thrilled." "It is!" "How wonderful." "We've had them in the family before I was born." "Father's had lots of offers to sell them, but he never would." "How many more, for heaven's sake?" "Just these two, sir." "He sent us both of them." "These are Father's most precious possessions." "You don't say." "These will be our first heirlooms to be handed down to our children..." "and then to their children." "That's the thing to do with them, all right." "Father, you're so good to me that you make me want to cry." "What was that?" "Yes, you've made me very happy." "You've made Johnnie very happy, too." "Just a minute, he wants to say something." "Say something very nice." "These chairs really belong in a museum." "Hello, general." "Yes, but really, shouldn't you have sent them to a museum?" "naturally we're thrilled." "Who wouldn't be?" "What, a job?" "Yes, Lina and I were just going into that." "I have some excellent opportunities." "What are they?" "I've just received a letter from my cousin, Captain Melbeck." "Yes, he is a splendid chap." "He wants someone to manage his estate." "I thought I'd take the job." "I'm glad you approve." "Yes, we must." "We'll get together soon." "I'll leave it up to Lina, shall I?" "All right." "Goodbye, sir." "That was a fib about Captain Melbeck, wasn't it?" "Was it?" "Did you have this letter all the time?" "I did." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Because, dear, I never dreamed I'd be using it... any more than I ever dreamed we'd be receiving these two beautiful chairs." "Hello." "It's a nice place old Johnnie's got here." "It's an old Georgian house, isn't it?" "I bet it cost him a packet to redecorate." "Who are you?" "I'm Beaky Thwaite." "You must be old Johnnie's wife." "Yes, I am." "Didn't he ever tell you about me?" "You're Beaky." "That's what they used to call me at school." "I happened to be driving by." "I thought I'd pop in for a cup of tea." "I've heard so much about you, Mr. Thwaite." "Johnnie told me about you, too." "I ran into him at Newbury Races last week." "The races?" "Put my foot in it as usual, have I?" "Didn't he tell you?" "Johnnie has a job." "He couldn't have been at the races." "Besides, he's given up betting." "He has, has he?" "Don't you believe it, not Johnnie." "He's a great lad, he is." "You mustn't mind Johnnie cutting up." "That's what makes him Johnnie." "Besides, he thinks you're a topper, he does." "I think so, too." "Won't you sit down?" "I don't see why not." "Something wrong?" "Yes." "There were two chairs here this morning before I left." "Chairs?" "Disappeared, have they?" "Yes, apparently." "Were they expensive?" "Yes, they were museum pieces." "That Johnnie, he'll be the death of me." "Don't you understand?" "No, I don't." "I bet you 20-to-1 that Johnnie sold them." "Sold them?" "What for?" "For money, of course." "A fellow's got to pay his racing debts, hasn't he?" "Johnnie dropped a packet of money at Newbury, I can tell you that." "These bookies don't trust a chap for long." "Not a chap like Johnnie, that is." "I don't believe you." "I don't believe a word you're saying." "Put my foot in it again, have I?" "My dear, you mustn't take it so seriously." "After all, it's Johnnie." "Wonderful chap, there's nobody like him." "But I needn't tell you that." "He couldn't have sold them." "He wouldn't, without asking me." "Here he comes." "Don't tell him I've said a word." "If you want to see Johnnie at his very best... just say something about chairs." "He doesn't need more than one second... to invent the most howling lie you ever heard." "I wouldn't have missed this for anything in the world." "Beaky." "Johnnie, how are you?" "What are you doing here?" "I just popped in to see you." "I'm so glad to see you." "How's my little Monkeyface?" "What's the matter, darling?" "Nothing." "Why?" "You sure?" "Your wife seems to be missing some chairs, old boy." "Your pipe's not lit." "Let me get you a match." "Thanks, old bean." "Here you are, catch." "Thanks, old boy." "About those chairs, old bean?" "The missing chairs, old man." "Yes, the chairs." "I imagine the American came to get them this morning." "What American?" "Didn't I tell you about him, darling?" "How stupid of me." "He dropped by about a week ago." "A friend of Melbeck's." "I think you were out riding." "Go on, old man." "Anyway, he admired the chairs." "Extravagant fellow." "Offered £100 apiece for them." "Can you imagine?" "Anyone would take that." "I wouldn't." "Wouldn't you really, dear?" "That never occurred to me." "As a matter of fact, I told him you would." "Why didn't you mention it?" "I'm sorry, darling, but I thought I did." "That's all right." "If they're gone, they're gone." "They're gone, all right." "Shall we change for dinner?" "You are an angel." "Hold on a minute." "You say he offered £100 apiece for them?" "That's right." "Let's have a look at the check." "He'll send it along." "I bet you £10 to a shilling... you wouldn't dare let your wife pick up the telephone and ask Melbeck... if he ever saw this American." "Are you implying that my husband is a liar?" "Don't mind Beaky, he's only joking." "I prefer jokes on other subjects." "Are you staying for dinner?" "I'm spending the weekend unless you throw me out." "Johnnie's friends are always welcome, as long as they remain Johnnie's friends." "Hello, Isobel." "Good afternoon." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Admiring your display?" "It's nice." "You are our only local celebrity." "Are you going my way?" "Yes, I am." "How's Johnnie?" "He's fine." "I just bought your latest for him." "He's an ardent admirer of yours." "I don't believe there's one of your stories he hasn't read." "What's the matter?" "I just remembered something." "Will you excuse me?" "I want to make some inquiries." "Certainly." "I'll see you for dinner soon." "Delighted." "I'll phone you, then." "Goodbye." "Hello, old girl." "Mr. Thwaite, I owe you an apology." "Good." "I mean, what for?" "I'll explain to you later, but I'm afraid I've done you an injustice." "An injustice?" "Thanks very much." "I forgive you from the bottom of my heart." "You seem a bit hot under the collar." "Not angry, are you?" "Don't answer." "You are." "Must be about old Johnnie." "Would you excuse me?" "I" "You mustn't be angry with Johnnie." "It's a waste of time." "If you want to get sore with me, that's different altogether." "I annoy everybody, always did." "But not Johnnie." "You mustn't, really." "Would you mind, I want to speak to Johnnie alone." "Could you" "You mean out in the garden?" "Please." "Hello." "Don't move." "Just stay like that." "I must watch the expressions on your faces." "What've you got there, old bean?" "You'll find out soon enough." "This is a red-letter day." "Yes, sir?" "What have we to drink in the house?" "Gin, brandy, champagne and Pimm's No.1 ." "Bring them all, and get a move on." "Very good, sir." "Stand aside." "Remember that necklace you admired in the shop window in Regent Street?" "It's yours." "And here...." "No, that's for Ethel." "Beaky, here's a little present for you." "What is it?" "It's a secret." "Stick." "That's the finest that money can buy." "Thanks, old bean." "Hold those a moment, will you?" "Darling, do you remember this?" "I saw the hungry eye you gave it last time we were up in London." "It's yours." "Thank you, Beaky." "Here are some hats for you." "Never did like your hats from the moment I ever saw you." "Like the funny hat you wore on the train." "I don't understand." "What made you do all this?" "Now, dear, don't be angry." "If you don't like the hats, you can always return them." "I got a present for myself." "Do you mind?" "I say, old girl, this is a nice stick." "Strong." "Dog?" "That's right." "All dogs are fond of me." "Go to Monkeyface." "But, Johnnie, you haven't told us what this is all about." "Yes, what's it mean?" "I have the pleasure of announcing... the Goodwood Cup was run today and I backed the winner." "A 10-to-1 shot, and I had £200 on it." "£200 at 10-to-1, that's £2,000." "That's amazing." "What do you mean?" "The way you worked that out so quickly." "What?" "You know, the little sum." "You're pulling my leg, old bean." "Darling, what's happened to your tongue?" "I suppose you disapprove of my betting." "Not with £2,000 in her lap." "Come on, smile." "I know I've been naughty, but it's all for you." "See that?" "That's Johnnie." "Go on, darling, smile." "Where did you get the £200?" "That's not a very tactful question." "Where did you get it?" "You know very well there was no American." "I got it for the chairs, of course." "You sold the chairs to gamble all your money on a horse." "Not exactly." "I owed the bookies some money." "It's an ancient story, but you know how bookies are." "I got the £200 to pay them off." "But then, along came this hot tip and...." "Darling, come on, give us a smile." "Come on, old girl." "I know." "You tickle her chin, and I'll make faces." "Think that will work?" "Come on, smile." "Come on, dear." "Do you see the glimmer of a smile?" "No, not a thing." "Know any other tricks?" "Yeah." "I got something that never fails." "I make a noise like a duck." "No, that's not doing it." "Shall I do this at the same time?" "Yeah, try that." "Come on, dear." "I forgot something." "Darling, look." "It's a receipt from a certain shop for a certain pair of chairs." "Paid in full, and they deliver within the hour." "Look, she's smiling." "I dare say she is." "My darling." "Well done, old bean." "I say, look." "Ethel's done her stuff." "What about celebrating?" "You can always trust Beaky to say the right thing at the right time." "Come on, old bean." "I could do with a pull at the beaker." "Ethel, a present for you." "Turn around." "Mr. Aysgarth." "It's much too good for me." "You shouldn't have done that." "Thank you, sir." "Don't mention it." "What will my young man think?" "Don't forget the box." "Yes, sir." "Don't forget my hat." "No, sir." "Thank you, sir." "This is yours, old girl." "Thank you." "This is yours, old bean." "Thank you." "Now for a toast." "What have you got there, brandy?" "Just this once." "You know that's not good for you." "All right, old man." "Maybe just this once." "All right, old bean." "I drink to the last bet that will ever made by Johnnie Aysgarth." "Last bet, old bean." "Get some water, quick." "It won't help." "I've seen it happen before." "There's nothing much you can do about it." "That's no use, darling." "It will either kill him or it will go away by itself." "Sorry, old bean." "One of these days, it will kill him." "Hello, Mrs. Aysgarth." "How are you, Mrs. Newsham?" "What a lot of books." "Do you really read them all, my dear?" "I'm afraid not." "They're for Johnnie." "Since when has he...." "Detective stories." "Yes, he adores them." "So Johnnie's settled down to the simple rural life." "And it seems to agree with him." "Abandoned all his vices, has he?" "Vices?" "What vices, Mrs. Newsham?" "Such as betting at the races, for instance." "He has no time for that." "He's much too busy with his job." "Is he?" "Then he must have taken an afternoon off last Tuesday." "He was at the Merchester Races." "Was he?" "How interesting." "Good afternoon." "Goodbye." "Good afternoon, Mrs. Aysgarth." "Good afternoon." "Is Mr. Aysgarth in?" "Why, no." "When do you expect him?" "I really couldn't say." "Perhaps you'd like to talk to Captain Melbeck." "Yes, I would very much, please." "Mrs. Aysgarth to see you." "Come in." "What a pleasure to see you." "Good afternoon." "Do sit down." "Thank you." "I don't want to impose upon you... but you're Johnnie's cousin as well as his employer." "I wanted to talk to you about him." "I'm terribly worried." "Yes, I can understand that." "On the other hand, I told him I wouldn't prosecute." "Of course" "I don't understand." "I told him I wouldn't prosecute." "What on earth are you talking about?" "How does he get away with it?" "What reason did he give you when I discharged him?" "When did you discharge him?" "Six weeks ago." "I haven't a very keen sense of humor." "If this is a joke, I wish you would tell me." "It's not funny to me." "We had an unexpected audit six weeks ago." "The accounts showed a deficit of £2,000." "And when I looked into Johnnie's records...." "I'm terribly sorry." "He should have told you." "It's perfectly all right." "And you say you aren't going to prosecute?" "Not for the time being." "I'll give him every possible opportunity of replacing the money, but... after all...." "Yes, of course." "Thank you very much." "Goodbye." "Good afternoon, madam." "Mr." "Aysgarth home yet?" "No, madam." "Then you've heard." "Yes, I've heard." "I'm so sorry, darling." "I'm terribly sorry." "This telegram just came from the doctor." "It tells how it happened." "And to my dear sister, Emily Scudamore..." "I bequeath an annuity of £1,000 for the duration of her lifetime." "To my niece, Miss EIsie Chilling, the sum of £5,000." "To my two dear cousins, Robert and Jane Atwood, £500 each." "The residue of my estate, my house, and all the property contained therein..." "I leave to my beloved wife, Martha... with the wish that she continue the present allowance of £500 a year... to my daughter, Lina." "also, to my daughter Lina and her husband John Aysgarth..." "I bequeath the portrait of myself... painted by the distinguished Sir Joshua Nettlewood." "I could do with a drink." "I'll get you one." "Don't bother, I'll get it myself." "In the study, isn't it?" "You win, old boy." "Yes, dear?" "Do you ever have any regrets that you married me?" "Why do you ask that?" "It seems pretty obvious... that your father would've left you more than his portrait... if you'd been anybody else but Mrs. John Aysgarth." "So that's what you meant." "You haven't answered my question." "What about you?" "Have you any regrets?" "Monkeyface, marrying you is the one thing I've never changed my mind about." "Do you really mean that?" "Yes, I really mean that." "I want nothing but to spend the rest of my life with you." "And if you were to die first, I...." "If I were to die first?" "Listen, what about you?" "I couldn't stop loving you if I tried." "Have you tried?" "Yes." "Once." "When?" "When I found out you'd lost your job with Captain Melbeck." "How long have you known?" "Since last Friday." "Who told you?" "Captain Melbeck." "I met him." "Did he tell you why?" "No." "Suppose you tell me why." "We just didn't get along." "Quite nice here." "Shall we stop and look at the sea?" "Why didn't you get along with him?" "I don't know." "He's a bit of an old fogy." "I suppose my ideas were too daring for him." "I've always had the notion that the secret of success is to start at the top." "You think I'm talking through my hat, don't you?" "I'm not." "The way to make money is to think in a big way." "Look at this all land, for instance." "Look at the view." "Why isn't something done about it?" "If I had £10,000, or better still, £20,000..." "I could start a development here." "All you need is £20,000?" "Or £30,000." "An extra £10,000 wouldn't hurt a bit." "Beaky, this is the ground plan." "Wonderful." "We could put the large hotel there." "That's the idea." "And down here, we could build the beach huts." "Beechnuts, old bean?" "Huts, Beaky." "Hello." "What goes on here, anyway?" "We're organizing a real estate company." "We're about to buy a very beautiful piece of land by the sea." "What a view, what sun, what air." "Then we're going to sell part of it at a profit." "Yes, but it will need financing, won't it?" "Of course." "You found somebody to put up the money?" "Of course." "Who?" "Me." "I see." "The idea is mine, but the money is Beaky's." "And the corporation, Beaky borrows against those securities he has in Paris." "Then we issue stock, and...." "Let me show you, dear." "The company's going to be in my name." "Yes, but...." "Look, darling... let me show you how simple it is." "Does Beaky understand it?" "Perfectly." "I think." "I beg your pardon, sir." "Captain Melbeck would like to talk to you on the telephone." "Thank you." "I'll take it in the study." "Excuse me, Beaky." "All right, old bean." "Please explain it to me, will you?" "You see, my dear girl...." "I say, I rather like this feeling of big business and all that sort of thing." "George, I keep telling you not to worry about it." "I've got something on now." "I can pay you back in a couple of weeks." "We buy up this land and then we sell part of it." "That gives us a 100% profit in no time." "On the other part, we build something or other." "But from whom do you buy the land?" "How much do you pay for it?" "To whom do you sell it?" "That shouldn't be difficult." "Isn't it about time you grew up?" "You're scolding me." "You need a scolding." "Do I?" "Yes, you do." "Shall I go and stand in the corner?" "You're not being fair to Johnnie." "That's a bit thick." "Why, he's president of the whole bally thingamajig." "Gets a salary, writes his own checks." "Yes, that's what I mean." "What's wrong with that?" "old bean, Lina's been telling me you're a bit soft in the head." "Is that it?" "It sounded like that." "Come now, that's not very wifely." "Hadn't you better change for dinner?" "It's getting late." "Darling, Beaky's staying with us for a few days." "You know your room." "I shan't be a jiffy." "Look here." "What right have you to interfere in my affairs?" "I wasn't really." "I was only...." "You were only what?" "I was only trying to tell Beaky that he shouldn't leave everything to you... because if something went wrong, he should take a little responsibility, too." "It's not as if you're both experienced businessmen." "What do you know about business?" "Very little." "I was only" "Suppose Beaky had taken you seriously?" "You'd have ruined the whole scheme, you realize that?" "But if it weren't any good...." "That's my business, not yours." "If I say it's good, it's good." "I'm going through with this deal." "I don't want any interference from you or anyone else." "Is that clear?" "Yes, that's clear." "Hello, Monkeyface." "You frightened me." "I didn't see you coming." "I thought you might like to know I'm calling off the real estate plan." "Why?" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Does Beaky know about this?" "No, not yet." "Why are you doing it?" "I don't know." "Perhaps the land isn't any good." "Who knows?" "Or perhaps I don't like the idea of risking Beaky's money." "Or perhaps it's a stiff job and I'm too lazy." "Are you still angry about last night?" "No, I'm not angry." "Are you sure?" "Because I couldn't sleep all night." "You'd never spoken so sharply to me before, and I was afraid...." "Afraid of what?" "I was afraid you'd stopped loving me." "No, Monkeyface, I'm not angry." "And I love you very much." "Every time I play anagrams, I can only make three-letter words." "D-O-U-B." "There's no such word." "D-O-U-B-T. "Doubt." F-U-L. "Doubtful."" "Take that, old girl." "personally, I don't see what's wrong with this scheme." "But if you say there's no good going ahead, don't let's go ahead." "Do I get another turn?" "I still don't understand why we have to go all the way out there to look at it." "I won't be responsible for calling the scheme off..." "without first proving to you it's no good." "If you say it's no good, that satisfies me." "After all, you discovered the land." "It was your idea." "If a fellow has an idea, he jolly well ought to follow it up." "You have to go up there early tomorrow morning and take a look." "Why are you so insistent?" "Because, as I told you, I won't be responsible." "That's a long one. "Mudder." There's no such word." "Try the "R."" "I don't want to go up there in the morning." "Besides, it'll be nasty, and cold, and wet." "Now, Beaky." "What time do we have to start?" "If I had an "e" and an "r" I could make that murderer." "The earlier the better." "I'd say about 7:00." "There won't be so much traffic then." "7:00?" "That's a bit pig's tail." "Pig's tail?" "Too early." "Did you never hear that one, pig's tail?" "Is Mr. Aysgarth having breakfast?" "No, ma'am, he wouldn't wait." "He said he'd have some on the road." "He left two hours ago with Mr. Thwaite." "What car did they use?" "Mr." "Thwaite's, I believe." "This ought to do it." "Put in the plug now." "How's that, old bean?" "Hello, old girl." "Hello, darling." "What's all this?" "I've only been away a few hours." "It seemed like a thousand years." "Seems like that to me, too." "Shut up, Beaky." "It was nothing." "Nothing?" "I came very close to losing my life." "You call that nothing?" "You nearly lost your life?" "Came very close to it." "Let's drop the subject." "No, Beaky, go on." "I want to hear." "There we were at the top of the cliff." "I agreed that Johnnie was right." "There was too much chalk in the soil." "I was trying to turn my car near the edge of the cliff." "I never was handy with a car." "Was Johnnie in the car?" "No." "He was a few feet away looking over at the view." "It's hardly worth talking about." "Let's all have a drink." "I didn't realize I was backing the car towards the edge." "But I was, by Jove." "Right up to it." "If Johnnie hadn't taken a flying leap and grabbed the brake..." "I should be in kingdom come by now." "Johnnie saved your life?" "He certainly did." "Came jolly close to losing his own, too." "I can never tell you how much this means to me." "To you, darling?" "It means a good bit to me, too." "The old fellow deserves a reward." "How about a night out?" "A spot of celebrating on me." "That's kind of you, but don't you have to go to Paris?" "Paris?" "Yes." "My securities are over there." "I've got to go over there and cancel all the arrangements for them." "Why don't you come over with me?" "The cad seems to forget I'm a married man." "I'll tell you what I might do." "I might drive up as far as London with you for that evening out." "How about that, Monkeyface?" "Yes, Monkey...." "Lina." "Do let him come." "It seems to me that" "Yes, I know." "It seems to you I should be looking for a job." "It seems to me I'd have much more chance of getting a job in London." "Yes, of course he would." "Do let him come, Lina." "I don't see very well how I can stop him." "Great." "Pity that he won't come to Paris with me." "Did I ever tell you what happened to me last time I was in Paris?" "A very curious instance." "I was walking down the Champs Élysées... and I met the most charming girl." "Took her out and gave her a spot of dinner." "And it wasn't till much later...." "Sorry, old bean." "Sorry, old girl." "Nearly put the foot in it again, have I?" "There's an Inspector Hodgson in the hall, ma'am." "He wanted to see Mr. Aysgarth." "But when I said he was away, he asked if he might speak to you." "Show him to the study, will you, Ethel, please." "Very good, madam." "Will you come this way, please, sir?" "Thank you." "Mrs." "Aysgarth?" "Yes." "My name's Hodgson." "Inspector Hodgson." "We're from the county police." "This is my colleague." "Mr. Benson." "How do you do, Mr. Benson?" "How do you do?" "Won't you sit down?" "Thank you, ma'am." "I understand your husband's not in." "No." "He's been up in London for two days." "As he's not here, I thought you might be able to help us." "Yes, of course." "Won't you have some tea or something?" "No, thank you." "We've had ours." "I believe you know a Mr. Thwaite." "Yes, he's a close friend of my husband." "I don't know how to put it, quite." "Perhaps it would be easier if I showed you this." "This afternoon's paper." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "This is a shock." "We knew him so very well." "Sorry to have to do this, ma'am... but we're making inquiries on behalf of the Paris police." "They found papers on Mr. Thwaite's person... which indicated he'd just formed a corporation with your husband." "What do the French police believe caused the death?" "This is the copy of a telegram we received from Paris." ""Thwaite visited the place in the company of another Englishman." ""Both men had evidently been drinking." ""On arrival, Thwaite ordered a bottle of brandy." ""According to the statement of one of the waiters there..." ""Thwaite's companion asked for the brandy to be served in large beakers." ""Apparently, as a result of a bet between the two men..." ""Thwaite filled one of these beakers to the brim and drank it all." ""The other man was not present when the actual tragedy happened..." ""having left the place a few minutes before." ""French police have not yet succeeded in establishing his identity." ""According to the waiter, who has a slight understanding of English..." ""his name would appear to be 'Awlbeam' or 'Holebeam."'" "I'm sorry to upset you, ma'am." "But do you or your husband know of any friend of Mr. Thwaite's... who would answer to such a name?" "Perhaps Mrs. Aysgarth could enlighten us about this corporation." "Yes, I believe I can." "My husband had planned a real estate development with him." "Mr. Thwaite had gone to Paris to dissolve the corporation." "He apparently died before he could do this." "Thank you, ma'am." "Any further questions, Benson?" "None that I can think of." "Thank you very much, Mrs. Aysgarth." "Thank you." "I'm sorry." "When does Mr. Aysgarth return from London?" "I expect him this evening." "Would you ask him to ring me at the station?" "Yes, of course." "Goodbye, Inspector Hodgson." "Goodbye." "Benson." "Goodbye, Mrs. Aysgarth." "He didn't go to Paris." "He didn't go to Paris, I tell you." "Hogarth Club." "May I speak to Mr. Aysgarth, please?" "When do you expect him?" "He left yesterday morning?" "No." "It doesn't matter." "Thank you." "Hello, Monkeyface." "You've read about Beaky, have you?" "I was terribly fond of Beaky." "Were you?" "Yes, dear." "I loved that silly, generous, good-hearted fool." "Did you?" "Of course I did." "Next to you, I loved him more than anybody in the world." "Next to me?" "Poor Monkeyface." "Here I am thinking only of myself and forgetting all about you." "You liked him, too, didn't you?" "I liked him very much." "The police were here." "What did they want?" "They wanted you to help them." "They had a telegram from Paris... and it seems there was an Englishman who made a bet" "Yes, I know." "The whole story was in the late edition." "What else?" "The inspector wants you to phone him." "He thought perhaps you could help identify this Englishman." "What did you tell them?" "Did you mention the corporation?" "naturally." "I told them that Beaky was planning to dissolve it." "I wish you'd left all that to me." "What else did you tell them?" "That's about all." "I said I was expecting you back from London at any moment." "Hello." "Wickstead police station, please." "Hello, Inspector." "This is John Aysgarth." "I've just got home." "Yes." "I drove up to London with him on Tuesday evening." "We dined at the Savoy." "No." "Yes." "Then I saw him off at Croyden Airport." "Yes." "No." "I stayed in London until this afternoon." "At my club." "Yes." "Yes." "Not at all, Inspector." "If I can help you in any other way, be sure to let me know." "Isobel, may I come in?" "Lina, how nice." "I was thinking only yesterday... that I don't see half as much of you as I'd like." "How sweet of you." "I couldn't put my light out until 3:00 this morning." "I was so interested in your last book that I had to come over and talk to you about it." "That's the most thrilling compliment I ever got." "Come and sit down." "Had your tea?" "Yes, I have." "Thank you." "I never knew you were such a murder story fan." "Neither did I until recently." "Did you really like it?" "I couldn't put it down." "I was completely fascinated by the way your villain" "My villain?" "My hero, you mean." "I always think of my murderers as my heroes." "I didn't mean to interrupt." "You were saying you were completely fascinated." "When he enticed his victim across the footbridge... knowing that the bridge had been sawn through" "He also knew that his victim couldn't swim." "Don't forget that." "What I want to know is this." "Would you call that an actual murder?" "From a moral standpoint, there's no question at all." "It is murder." "I suppose it is." "What does Johnnie think?" "Johnnie?" "I haven't discussed it with him yet." "I should think he'd be interested." "The same situation with this friend of his in Paris." "The same?" "That brandy business is just like my footbridge." "If they get his companion, the question would be:" "Was it murder or an accident?" "The brandy thing isn't new at all, you know." "It's been done before?" "Yes, and in real life, too." "I have it here." "Richard Palmer got rid of one of his victims that way." "A man called Abbey." "Was he hanged?" "Trial of Richard Palmer." "Where can it be?" "They got him eventually, after he killed half a dozen other people." "The fool got bored with the brandy method and went on with real poison." "He was a fool, wasn't he?" "Maybe I put it under the "T's."" "If he'd stuck to brandy, he might have...." "That's an interesting idea." "Suppose I ask my brother about it." "He's the Home Office Analyst." "Conducts post-mortems and all that sort of things." "I get some of my neatest ideas from him." "It really doesn't matter, Isobel." "Please don't bother." "It's not important." "I'll run along." "I don't want to trouble you." "Now I remember." "It's in your own house." "What is?" "The Trial of Richard Palmer." "That book about the brandy." "Johnnie borrowed it a couple of weeks ago." "Goodbye, Isobel." "Goodbye, my dear." "Hello?" "No, he isn't in." "This is Mrs. Aysgarth speaking." "This is the Guarantors Assurance Company." "Would you tell Mr. Aysgarth that there's been a delay in replying to his inquiry?" "We have written him fully on the matter." "He should get our letter in the morning." "Yes, I will." "Thank you." "Good morning, madam." "Good morning." "Are there any letters?" "Just three for Mr. Aysgarth and a magazine for you, ma'am." "Hello, Ethel." "You here again?" "Yes, sir." "I've brought your morning tea and the post." "Hello, darling." "Any letters for me?" "Three." "Thank you, dear." "Well, well, well." "Good news?" "Got a letter from old Spotty." "He's going to India." "What a life." "Says he wishes he had time to pop down and see us." "That'd be a dream." "Poor old Spotty." "Do you mind if I take my bath before you?" "No, dear." "May I have some more soap, Monkeyface?" "This bit's nearly gone." "Yes, there's some in the cupboard above the washbasin." "Darling, you're not shivering, are you?" "I've a bit of a chill." "Cold in all this sunshine?" "Let me warm you up." "My poor little shivering baby." "How do you feel now?" "Better?" "Much." "Good." "Perhaps this will help." "Darling, what are we doing tonight?" "We're going to Isobel's to dine." "What a bore." "Issie, let's get back to that new book of yours." "The fellow comes into the room, locks it, and starts to strum on the piano... then somebody shoots him through the locked door?" "That the idea?" "That doesn't make sense." "Why would he lock the door just to play the piano?" "Was he ashamed of his playing?" "I arranged it this way." "A certain note on the piano was wired to a revolver concealed in the wall paneling." "When the victim struck this note...." "There you are." "I don't care much for that." "You're slipping, old girl." "What's wrong with it, my dear chap?" "That's too complicated." "If you're going to kill somebody, do it simply." "Am I right, Dr. Sedbusk?" "You're right." "Just as long as you don't get caught." "Do the wine, will you?" "Yes, Issie." "How would you do it simply?" "I don't know, dear." "I'd use the most obvious method." "The most important thing is that no one should suspect me." "For instance?" "For instance, poison." "Just use the first one that came to my mind." "Say, arsenic." "Arsenic." "I remember... in Gloucester, where we exhumed the body four years after... there was still enough poison, even in the fingernails and the hair." "Yes, but did you get the murderer?" "Let me see." "No, I don't think we did." "There you are." "Think of it." "This very minute, there are hundreds of people... who have committed murder and they're walking about freely." "Thousands." "Do you suppose those murderers are happy, Johnnie?" "I don't know, dear." "I don't see why they shouldn't be." "Fear of discovery, my lad." "So long as arsenic leaves traces and a bullet's marked by the barrel of a gun... and the tiniest hair of your head can be identified...." "It seems to me by now someone would've discovered a poison that can't be traced." "What about it, Doctor?" "A very interesting corpse dropped in the other day." "Do let's hear about it." "No, please." "Don't change the subject." "I saw that look that passed between you." "There's an untraceable poison, isn't there?" "Nonsense." "No such thing." "I'll bet you know, Doctor." "What is it?" "Not in a million years." "Now, come." "After all, do I look like a murderer?" "That's an interesting question." "What do you think, Issie?" "Issie can tell by looking at a person's face whether he or she is capable of murder." "Can't you, Issie?" "I don't want to sound conceited, but I usually can." "What about me, dear?" "Could I murder anyone?" "You couldn't hurt a fly, Bertram." "Unless it was already dead." "What about Mrs. Aysgarth?" "She has a strange glint in her eye." "I'm afraid not." "Lina hasn't the nerve any more than I have." "As for you, you silly thing." "Look at the expression on his face." "Trying to look mysterious, are you?" "You can't fool me." "You couldn't commit a murder if you tried for 100 years." "No, I don't believe I could." "Johnnie, you're locking up." "What about Ethel?" "It's Ethel's day off." "She won't be back until morning." "What about Cook?" "What's the matter, dear?" "Have you forgotten?" "Cook's away on a holiday." "Darling, you're shivering again." "Do you suppose you're catching cold?" "Yes." "I think that's what it must be." "We have to tuck you into bed." "Get you nice and warm." "Take off your coat." "No, Johnnie." "Please don't." "This reminds me of the day we first met on the top of the hill... when you wouldn't let me unbutton the top button of your blouse." "Do you remember?" "I shall never forget it." "Get undressed, old girl." "What are you waiting for?" "Johnnie, I'm in a state tonight." "I don't know why." "I'd like to be alone." "Would you mind sleeping in your dressing room?" "Of course I'd mind." "Please, Johnnie." "I haven't been sleeping very well lately." "I understand." "You used to sleep badly when I wasn't here, and now you...." "All right, if that's how you feel about it." "Good night." "Feeling better?" "Yes, thank you." "Hello, Isobel." "How are you, my dear?" "All right." "I've been asleep all day, haven't I?" "Isobel's brother gave you a sleeping pill this morning." "Your nerves seemed to be all upset." "We were quite worried about you." "Cheer up." "Bertram had a good look at you." "although he doesn't usually attend living people, he's a very able doctor." "He says all you needed was a little sleep." "I'll run down and tell Ethel to fix something for your supper." "He's one in a million, that Johnnie of yours." "Isn't he?" "Do you mind if I smoke?" "Have you been here all afternoon?" "naturally." "Ever since Johnnie phoned." "I warn you." "You'd better get well." "If you leave me alone much longer with this husband of yours... my career will soon be over." "He flirted with you, I suppose." "Flirted?" "Worse than that." "He's worming all my secrets out of me." "I suspect him of writing a detective story on the side." "What secrets?" "He's always pestering me." "I always swear I won't tell him and I always do." "Did you tell him anything today?" "Did I?" "Bertram was furious." "Said he'd never confide in me again." "But honestly, have you ever been able to deny Johnnie anything?" "Never." "It was about that poison, wasn't it?" "Don't remind me of it." "I'm ashamed, and mortified, and disgraced." "I'm just a fool, that's all." "If he writes a story on that one before I do..." "I suppose I'll deserve it." "Imagine." "A substance in daily use everywhere." "Anyone can lay his hands on it." "And within a minute after taking, the victim's beautifully out of the way." "Mind you, it's undetectable after death." "Is whatever it is painful?" "Not in the least." "In fact, I should think it would be a most pleasant death." "Good night, Lina." "You're still annoyed with me, aren't you?" "No, Johnnie, really." "I still don't feel well." "A few days at your mother's house will do more good than staying at home." "It's not exactly that." "Don't you understand?" "Mother telephoned me and" "She got on that telephone awfully early, it seems to me." "Mother gets up early, and she's lonely down there." "I happened to mention I was a bit nervy... and before I knew it I'd agreed to spend a few days with her." "All right." "I'll run down and get the car ready." "No." "I'll drive myself." "I prefer to drive you." "I think I'll take the short cut." "Johnnie!" "Johnnie!" "Lina, what's got into you?" "Lina !" "Stop it, you little fool!" "I've had enough!" "How much do you think a man can bear?" "Listen to me!" "You throw me out of your room, run off to your mother's... now you shrink away from me as though you hated me." "You're my wife." "You almost killed us both back there." "You pulled away when I was reaching over to save you from falling out of the car." "You don't have to put up with me anymore." "Johnnie, where are you going?" "First, I'm taking you to your mother's." "And then what?" "Don't worry." "I won't bother you again." "Johnnie, you mean you're going to...." "Why were you asking Isobel those questions about the poison?" "What were you planning to do with it?" "Johnnie, you were going to kill yourself." "My darling." "Yes, but I saw that was a cheap way out." "I'm going to see it through, prison term and everything." "Prison?" "You mean Melbeck, that money you took?" "I can't pay it back." "I made the last attempt to raise the money when I went away with Beaky." "Paris?" "I went to Liverpool." "I tried to borrow on your insurance, but it didn't work." "You were in Liverpool when Beaky...." "Then you didn't go to Paris." "Of course not." "You think I'd have let some idiot give poor old Beaky that brandy if I had?" "Johnnie, if I'd only known." "This is as much my fault as yours." "I was only thinking of myself, not what you were going through." "If I'd been really close to you, you could've confided in me... but you were afraid to." "You were ashamed to come to me." "If I'd only understood." "But it will be different now." "We'll make it different." "People don't change overnight, Lina." "I'm no good." "Let's turn back." "Let's go home and see it all through together." "No." "It won't work." "I'm driving you on to your mother's." "It will work." "I know it will, Johnnie, please." "This isn't your problem, Lina." "But it is." "You can't shut me out." "Turn the car around and let's go home." "Please, Johnnie." "No, Lina." "My darling." "English"

"[Siren Wailing]" "Where is Polly Cameron's room?" " I'm sorry, sir." "No visitors are allowed." " I'm her uncle." "[Girl] Don't touch my feet!" "Please!" "She's in room 362." "[Girl Screams] Don't touch my feet!" "[Whimpering, Sobbing]" " [Whimpering Continues]" " Cam!" " It's awful." "She's in such terrible pain." " What's wrong with her?" "They don't know yet." "Dr. Stevenson, this is my brother-in-law, Whitney Cameron." "How do you do, Doctor?" "I'm calling in a specialist, Mrs. Cameron." "It looks like tetany." "[Groaning]" "Mrs. Cameron, I think our worries are over." " Oh, thank heaven." " She was a mighty sick girl." "We're very fortunate." " You still don't know what was wrong?" " Not for sure." "The tetany test was negative." "You know how grateful I am, Doctor." "I've got to call Doug." "Better phone outside." "Besides, I need a smoke." "Cam, now that you're here, how about spending a few days with us?" "I'd really like to, Lynne, but I should get back tomorrow." "We're opening a new field in Venezuela." "You're always roaming all over the world." "Did it ever occur to you that we might like to see you once in a while?" "It's important for the kids." " I should spend more time with them." " You should." "Especially Doug." "He never quite got over his father's death." "I know." "Hit him pretty hard." "He's at an age now when a boy needs a father." "You're the closest answer to that." "Let me see what I can do." "Maybe I can stay over for a few days." " I dropped everything to get down here." " And I deeply appreciate it." "I didn't mean that." "Here's your phone." "It's just that I must find a public stenographer and get some letters off." " All right." "You run along, and we'll expect you for dinner." " Okay." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." "Chance." "Eh..." "Uh... oh." "Go to jail." "[Laughs] That's too bad, Uncle Cam." "I know a young man who's got to go hopping right off to bed." " Can't we play a little longer?" " It's way past your bedtime now, and tomorrow's a school day." " But Uncle Cam's only going to be here a few more days." " We're going to have fun too." " How about our taking in the ice show tomorrow?" " Oh, boy!" "That's super!" " I'll pick you up at school." " Gosh, I wish Polly could go too." "It was awful last night, the way she kept yelling, "Don't touch my feet!"" "Yes, I know." "I heard her." "But I think we should try to get that out of our minds." " Dad was just like that when he died." " What do you mean?" "I think Doug's letting his imagination run away with him." "But his feet were turned in like hers, and he was all stiff and funny too." " He was?" " Sure, same as Polly." "Is that right?" "Well, there was some similarity, I suppose." "But the doctors all agreed Bill had virus encephalitis." " Anyway, there must be a lot of things with those same symptoms." " I suppose so." " Did you tell your Uncle Cam about your baseball team?" " Boy, have we got a team." "I knocked two home runs so far." "Course, our field's not very big." "If we were only up in Boston, we could see a lot of the Red Sox together." " Say, how about letting Doug spend the summer with me?" " Oh, would you, Lynne?" "Why not?" "Sounds wonderful." " Swell!" " Well, that's settled." "I've got an old sailboat." "We could have a lot of fun on weekends." "Lynne took us to Lake George last summer." " I learned a lot about boats." " He's quite a sailor." " Seems to me Lynne's been mighty good to you." " She sure has." " Night, boy." " Night, Uncle Cam." " Night, Lynne." " Good night, Doug." "You know, you've been wonderful, the way you took on the job of bringing up those kids." "They're nice kids." "It wasn't hard." "When their mother died, I thought no one would ever be able to take her place." "They really love you, Lynne." "I don't see how they could help it." "I always thought Bill was a lucky man." " Now I'm beginning to realize just how I..." " [Phone Rings]" "Excuse me." "Hello?" "Yes." "Yes." "We'll be right there." "It's Polly." "She's had a relapse." "[Doorbell Buzzes]" "Cam!" "When did you hit town?" " Hello, Fred." " We haven't seen you in ages." "Have you had breakfast?" "Fred, Polly's dead." "Dead?" " Maggie?" "Maggie!" " Yeah?" "Yeah?" " Hi, Cam." " Hello, Maggie." " Polly Cameron died." " She what?" "I just can't believe it." " Oh, the poor kid." "When did it happen?" " About 3:00 this morning." "Oh, what a terrible shock for little Doug." "How's he taking it?" "Well, they're both under sedatives." "Oh, please go ahead with your breakfast." "I'll get another cup." "What was wrong with Polly?" "Well, the doctor seemed rather uncertain." " He didn't know?" " I suppose it's sometimes hard to tell." " But there's one thing about it that bothers me." " What's that?" " Apparently, Polly and her father had the same kind of convulsions." " They did?" "Polly kept screaming, "Don't touch my feet!"" " "Don't touch my feet"?" " Yes." "Why?" "Just that it's a curious thing to say." "I'm afraid there might be something hereditary in this thing that could hit Doug." " Did you ask the doctor?" " Said it wasn't possible." "Just the same, it seems odd." "Very odd." " You weren't here when your brother died, were you?" " No." " What did the doctor say he died from?" " Virus encephalitis." "That's some sort of sleeping sickness." "And yet in Polly's case they don't know?" "Somehow, back in my mind... that "don't touch my feet" rings a bell." "Here we go again." "Another wild goose chase." "Maggie still writes for the pulps, and her imagination..." "I was checking several years ago, doing research on a story." "There was one case I re..." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "Forget it." "If you've got something on your mind, spill it." " I'm just a screwball, I guess." " What were you going to say?" " Well..." " Well?" "Okay." "It was a murder case I looked up." "The victim had the same kind of convulsions... and kept screaming, "Don't touch my hands!"" " So?" " So, he died of strychnine poisoning." "Oh, man alive, Maggie." "Are you trying to say that Polly and her father might have been poisoned?" "This isn't one of your yarns." "You're dealing with real people." "Well, I only mean..." "There is a similarity." "Don't try to tell us the doctors wouldn't have recognized strychnine." "They didn't in the case I looked up." "And they apparently don't know what killed Polly." "Let's see what the encyclopedia says about convulsions." " Why do you always have to dramatize everything?" " You are going off the deep end." "She sees a man take a pocketknife out to sharpen a pencil... and right away builds herself a murder case." "Don't both of you jump on me." "I only mention it as something that should be looked into." "Well, they list eight causes." "Tetanus would have required a cut." "Obviously it wasn't rabies." " Epilepsy?" " No history of it in the family." " How about tetany?" " Not according to Dr. Stevenson." "With all these others, like brain tumor, there would've been early indications." "You know, there's one thing it'd be pretty tough to rule out." " What?" " Strychnine." "Strychnine?" "Are you serious, Mrs. Sargent?" "Well, you do admit you don't know what she died from... and strychnine would produce the same symptoms." " Is this your idea too, Mr. Cameron?" " I don't know, Doctor." "There are so many confusing facts." "You told me it wasn't tetany, yet that's what was put on the death certificate." "Why?" "Because that's what we were treating the patient for." "She responded to the calcium treatments, so we continued it." "As a matter of fact, I suggested an autopsy." " Why didn't you have one?" " Because Lynne couldn't stand the idea." " I see." " I agreed with her." "Nothing could be gained by it." "Let me ask you one question." "Just how do you think the child got the poison?" "Well, I don't know, but I don't see how it could have been an accident." "I'm afraid I don't want any part of this, Mr. Cameron." "All right." "All right." "I'm sorry I brought it up." "Shall we go?" "It's preposterous to assume that anyone would have wanted to poison the child." " Oh, I don't know." " Okay, then, who could have done it?" " Mmm, several people." " For instance?" "For instance, Lynne." "Good day, Doctor." "Maggie!" "What on earth got into you making a crazy crack like that about Lynne?" " You can get into trouble." " Now I'm getting mad." "I only said it was possible, and it is." " Why don't you like Lynne?" " I can take her or leave her." "Aw, come on, Maggie." "You've got her all wrong." "She certainly made Bill a good wife." "He was very happy with her." "Maybe so." " What time's the funeral tomorrow?" " 10:00." " Do you plan to stay on afterwards?" " Till the end of the week." "Well, that'll at least give me a few more days." "Bye-bye." "## [Classical]" "[Cameron Narrating] The more I was with Lynne... the more I realized what a fine, wonderful person she really was." "Must you really leave tomorrow?" "I've stretched it as long as I could." "It's been over a week, you know." " Yes, I know." " I'll be back as soon as I can." " You can rely on that." " Good." "Lynne's warmth and affection for Doug... helped so much to soften the blow ofhis sister's death." "Never did Maggie's absurd suspicions... seem more fantastic than now." "Mr. Sargent wants you on the phone." "Tell him I'll call him back later, please." " No, go on, Cam." " I'll take it." "Excuse me." " Fred?" " You still leaving tomorrow morning?" "Yes, of course. 7:15 plane." "Can you possibly stay over?" "There's something we ought to tell you." "Maggie's been pestering me about it." " I don't see how I can, Fred." " Go on!" " Well, I..." "I kinda hesitate bringing it up on the phone." " What is it?" " You know I handled your brother's estate." " Mm-hmm." "Under the terms of the will, Lynne's share was left in trust." "She receives merely the interest, unless..." "Unless?" " Now, I don't want you to think we're jumping to conclusions." " Well, unless what?" "Unless both children were to die." "Both Polly and Doug." " What the devil are you trying to say?" " It could prove a motive." "I'm amazed at you." "Why, the idea's ridiculous." "I know it sounds that way... but I think you ought to stay over another day so we can talk it over." " For one reason..." " One reason?" "Remember, for Lynne to get the money it requires the deaths of both children." "All right." "I'll see you in the morning." "## [Continues]" "Beautiful." " That was lovely." " Thank you." "By the way, uh, I've decided to stay over another day or so, if it's all right with you." " You know it is." " That's great, Uncle Cam!" "Well, now that your Uncle Cam is going to be here tomorrow, how about you getting to bed?" "Sleep late tomorrow too." "You've been looking a little peaked." "Oh, I'm all right." "I'm feeling fine." " Soon as you get in your pajamas, I'll come up and say good night." " Don't forget!" "I've been worried about Doug." "He doesn't look well." "Naturally." "Polly's death was a big shock." "No, I mean for some time." " I'm thinking seriously of taking him to Europe." " Why?" "He needs a change." "Too many things here remind him of his father and Polly." " Be good for me too." " How long will you be away?" " Oh, I don't know." "Maybe a year or more." " Oh." "That long?" "I thought it'd be fun visiting all the little out-of-the-way places... just taking it easy." "I don't care how it adds up." "Absolutely nothing would ever convince me that a woman like Lynne is capable of murder." "Relax, Cam, relax." "We're only talking among ourselves." "But we can't close our eyes to the fact that she did have a motive." " Over a million dollars' worth." " Or that she's taking Doug to Europe." "And to out-of-the-way places." "I've gone through every book on poison cases I can find." "There were plenty of women just like Lynne who were poison murderers." "There was Madeleine Smith, Mrs. Maybrick, Lydia Trueblood and all these dozens of others... many of whom were young, beautiful, intelligent and cultured." "Maybe so, but if it were strychnine that killed Polly... why didn't the doctors recognize it?" "Because they weren't looking for it." "Here's the dope on all the famous poison cases." "Lamson, Crippen, Seddon, the works." "Not in one instance did a doctor call the turn... purely on his medical diagnosis." " This is impressive." " Let me see." "Look." "Over 100 people killed by an arsenic ring in Philadelphia... before even one of the cases was suspected." "Yet that's the only case reported in Philadelphia during the last 20 years." "How do you account for that?" "Because there's so many diseases that simulate poison symptoms." "And the idea of murder seems so utterly incredible to the doctors... that it doesn't even enter their heads." "But this just doesn't make sense." "If Lynne really were guilty, she'd have had Polly's body cremated." "Lynne did want Polly cremated." "I talked her out of it." "Bill wouldn't have wanted it." "I don't see how we can avoid the issue." "Polly could have been poisoned." "There's no proof to the contrary, and Lynne could've done it." "We can't dismiss this lightly, Cam." "If..." "And there is that if..." "Doug should be murdered, we'd never forgive ourselves." " Fred's right." " What do you suggest?" "There's only one thing to do." "We'll have to try to get a court order for an autopsy." "Oh." "I know how you feel, but we've just got to do it." "[Sighs] All right." "Go ahead." "Get the court order." "Get it over with." "Bacardi tonight, Cam, or would you rather have a highball?" " Bacardi's fine." "Thank you." " Ginger ale, Doug?" " Thank you." " [Phone Rings]" " Anna will answer it." " Of course." "I can't figure out where this piece goes." " It doesn't seem to fit under there." " Let's see." "Well, what do the plans say?" " Was that for me, Anna?" " Yes, Mr. Cameron." "Thank you." "Excuse me." " Hello." " Here it is, Cam." "The kid had enough strychnine in her to kill four people." " Oh, no." " The D.A.'s pretty sure it must have been murder." " I told Cole we'd meet him in his office at 9:00 tomorrow." " I see." "He's going to have the servants and Lynne brought in for questioning." " Lynne?" " Naturally." "Oh, sure, sure." " Good-bye." " Just a minute, Cam." "You'd better break it to Lynne tonight." "Good-bye." "Come on, Cam." "What are you daydreaming about?" " What on earth's the matter?" " Nothing." "Nothing." "What about this, Uncle Cam?" "Oh, the driving rod?" "Well, I suppose that hooks on here with a couple of little pins." "But in the plans it says it goes on with screws." "Well, let's find the screws." " Dinner's served." " Thank you, Anna." " Lynne, I must talk to you." " Can't it wait till after dinner?" "No, I must talk to you right away." "I'm sorry, Doug." "Why don't you go in and start." "This is very difficult for me." "Here." "Please sit down." "I..." "I don't know how to begin." "Lynne, I've just got word Polly was poisoned." " What?" " It's true." "It just couldn't be." "There must be some mistake." " I'm afraid not." " But how?" "How could it have happened?" " The police think it was murder." " The police?" "Yes." "It was their medical examiner who performed the autopsy." "They want you and the servants down for questioning tomorrow morning." "I'm bewildered by this whole thing." "What gave them the idea of performing an autopsy?" "Well, Dr. Stevenson wasn't certain what caused Polly's death... and there was a reason for thinking it was strychnine... and, well, the symptoms are identical." "You knew about this, Cam?" " Yes." " And you didn't even mention it to me?" "I didn't think they'd find anything wrong." "There was no purpose in upsetting you." "I know it's miserable being dragged down to the police for a lot of stupid questions." "Can't be helped." "But there's one fact we can't get away from." "If Polly was poisoned, somebody did it." "It's up to us to find that somebody." "We're sorry we had to cause you all this trouble." "I wish I could've been more helpful." "I just couldn't throw any light on this thing at all." "I know it's been very trying for you, Lynne." "Look, why don't we work together on this?" "After all, I am in the best position of anyone to help." "I'd be more than willing to hire private investigators, anything you'd suggest." " Thanks, Mrs. Cameron." "We'll let you know." " Please do." " I want to see you and Mr. Sargent a minute." " Oh." "I'll be along as soon as I can." " This is Captain Pringle of Homicide." " How do you do, Captain?" "Fellas, this is Whitney Cameron, his attorney, Fred Sargent." "They brought the case to our attention." " We got nothing of any value from Mrs. Cameron." " Nor the servants." "She apparently treated the children okay, so there was nothing suspicious there." " Send in Pierce." " Didn't have any boyfriends." "Least they didn't know of any." "That, sometimes, is an angle in these cases." "Servants wouldn't buy any suggestion Mrs. Cameron could be responsible." "That goes for the maid Anna." "She worked for the first Mrs. Cameron too." "Mr. Cole." "It seems to boil down to Mrs. Cameron or one of the three servants." "Looks that way." "They were the only ones in the house at the time the kid took sick." "They had dinner at 7:00." "Polly took sick about 11:30." "No one would admit giving her anything to eat in the meantime." "Certainly, strychnine would have started working in a half hour or so." " Excuse me." " That's about it." " Does Cole mean this is where the case ends?" " No, we're going ahead." "But these poisoning jobs are always dillies." "I'm afraid it's gonna be plenty tough to prove who gave that kid the poison." "So you don't have any false hopes... there have only be two poisoning murder convictions in New York in the last 50 years." "Both based on confessions." " Maybe she got it accidentally." " Strychnine?" "Oh, Mr. Cameron, I think you ought to know we're having your brother's body exhumed." "If they find he was poisoned too, it'll go a long way toward pinpointing who the murderer is." "Mmm." "Do they have to go through all that kind of mess?" "You start on a case, you never know where it's gonna lead." " You wanna come along to court with me?" " Thanks, no." "Think I'll do a little sleuthing on my own." "Then how about meeting us at the club tonight for dinner?" "I'm Whitney Cameron." "Where can I find Fred Sargent?" " He left word for you to meet him in the bar." " Thank you." " There's a local crowd out there that..." " Where's Maggie?" " I've got to talk to you two." " Just a minute, Cam." "Joe Cunningham, Whitney Cameron." " How do you do?" "Where is she?" " She's around here someplace." " Excuse me, Joe." " Excuse me." " What's up?" " I've just come from the library." "Oh, no." "Not you too." "It's catching." "I went through those books on toxicology." "I knew Lynne couldn't have done it." "Now I can prove it." " How?" " The only way you can die of strychnine is during a convulsion." "The victim dies of suffocation." "That's all very interesting, but what does it prove?" "There she is over there." "It proves that somebody gave Polly a second dose in the hospital." " In the hospital?" " Exactly." "[Laughing]" " Hello." " Hello." " Maggie, Cam's here." " Oh, Cam!" " I want you to meet some old friends of ours." " Not right now, Maggie." " Excuse me." " Certainly." " Something happen?" " Cam thinks Polly got a second dose of poison in the hospital." "Well, the convulsions were all over at 7:00 or 8:00 in the morning." "That means her system must have passed off the effects of the poison by that time." " Cam's got something." " How could the convulsions start again nearly 20 hours later?" " I never thought of that." " Nor did the police, nor anyone else." "Besides, I called the medical examiner, and he had to agree." "Sure." "In the strychnine cases we looked up, they either died in a few hours or got well." "This definitely proves one thing." "Lynne is absolutely innocent." "But how could the hospital have given her strychnine?" "By mistake?" " That doesn't make sense either." " That's what I intend to find out." "Well, there it is." "The only medicines administered were ordinary things." "They'd have been supplied by the hospital pharmacy." "The important point is, what was given Polly the night she died." "Well, let's see." "She took nothing at 9:00." " At 10:00, an MFT-10 cap was given her." " What's that?" "Calcium chloride pepcin in capsule form." "We'd been giving her other calcium preparations earlier... but they have a disagreeable, chalky taste." "So, at, uh, 6:30 I recommended switching to these." "At 10:30, she was given another capsule." "With no ill effects." "That's right." "And there appear to be no more entries until, uh, 11:30." " And that's when she took the last capsule." " Yes." "She apparently became nauseated, but didn't lose the medicine." "Half hour later, the convulsions started." "At 2:30, she died." "Well, perhaps the strychnine was in this last capsule." " But it came direct from the hospital pharmacy." " Hmm." " This is very confusing." " It certainly is." "I'm sorry, but I have an operation scheduled." "I'll check with you later." " I appreciate your help." " Frankly, though, I don't know what more I can add." "Oh, uh, where is the hospital pharmacy?" " To the right of the entrance as you leave." " Thank you." "May I have that chart, please?" " Sorry." " Thank you." "I'd like to check on a prescription filled for Polly Cameron on April 28." "Room, uh, 362." " Which one do you want?" " The one issued about 6:30." "Mmm." "I don't seem to see it." "6:30?" "We close at 6:00." "Oh." "Bobbie." "This man wants to see you." "Miss Brownell, I'm Whitney Cameron, Polly Cameron's uncle." "Oh, yes." "The little girl who had the convulsions." " According to the chart, you were on duty the night she died." " That's right." "Do you recall Dr. Stevenson asking you to fill a prescription about 6:30?" " Hmm." "Vaguely." " Where did you get it filled?" " Well, the pharmacy..." " Oh, the pharmacy was closed at that time." "Oh." "Well, I don't recall right off." "Now I remember." "I was about to send for it when Mrs. Cameron offered to get it filled." " Mrs. Cameron?" " Yes, I remember it very clearly now." " Is that all, sir?" " Yes, thanks." "Would you please see if you can identify the woman who gave you the calcium capsules?" "This is it." "Mrs. Cameron." "She's the one I gave the prescription to." " How did you happen to ask her to get the medicine?" " I didn't." "The hospital pharmacy was closed, and she offered to get the prescription filled herself." " She offered?" " Yes." " Did she bring the medicine down herself?" " She did." " What time was that?" " Around 7:30." " Notice if the wrapping had been tampered with?" " Looked all right to me." " The capsules were in a bottle, of course?" " Yes, sir." " The bottle was sealed?" " No, it was an ordinary cork." "Then it would have been possible for somebody... to have tampered with the capsules without your knowing about it." "Well, yes, I suppose so." "I'd like you to take a look at the photostatic copies of Polly Cameron's chart." "See if you can verify the notations as to capsules administered." " May I see the photostats of Polly Cameron's chart?" " Mm-hmm." "Thank you." "Yes, this is right." "These are the capsules I gave her." "It was right after the third one that she became ill." " That's all." "Thank you." " Not at all." "Let's see how Russ is coming with the chauffeur." "Mr. Wheeler claims he left the hospital with Mrs. Cameron a little after 6:30... and drove her to a drugstore." "She gave him a prescription which he went in and had filled." "He then drove her to the hospital." "She went in with him." " What time did you arrive back at the hospital?" " 7:30, or a few minutes earlier." " Where was the drugstore?" " It was an Apex Pharmacy at Fifth and Grand." "Would you come into my office, please." "How long did it take for you to get the prescription filled?" " I suppose about 10 minutes." " Then you should have been back before 7:30." " What held you up?" " Mrs. Cameron stopped off at her apartment for a few minutes." " Did she say why?" " No." " How long was she in the apartment?" " Not very long." "Five minutes?" "Ten minutes?" "How long?" "There was no parking place, so I circled the block a couple of times." "Do you remember if Mrs. Cameron had the bottle with her when she entered the apartment?" " I'm not sure, but she must have." " Why?" " Why?" " Because I saw her put it in her purse." " You're positive?" " Why, yes." " I see." "Thank you." "That's all." "Russ, did Ed question the cook?" " Yes." " Send him in." " Are you Anna?" " Yes." "Anna Swenson." "Think carefully, Miss Swenson." "On the night Polly Cameron died, what time did Mrs. Cameron return to the apartment?" "Well, let me see." "Everything was so upset that day." "Nobody was on schedule." " But I'm pretty sure it was before 7:00." " What did she say to you?" "She just told me Polly was coming on fine and for me to fix the guest room." " Mr. Whitney Cameron was coming." " Did she say anything else?" " No, not that I can remember." " Are you sure, Miss Swenson?" " Yes, sir." " Do you know if she left again within the next 15-20 minutes?" "If she did, I didn't hear her." "I was in the guest room." " You didn't hear her come back again either?" " No, sir." "I asked the cook the same question... but she was in the kitchen and had no way of knowing." "Okay, that'll be all for the moment." "Thank you." " I think we're ready for Mrs. Cameron now." " I want you in on this, Ed." " We're ready for Mrs. Cameron." " [Woman] In your office?" " Yes, in my office." " Yes, sir." "Oh, and send in a stenographer, please." "Thank you." " How do you do?" " Hello." "Mrs. Cameron, please be seated." "Gonna try to be as easy on you as possible, Mrs. Cameron." "Thank you." " A stenographer will take notes." "Do you mind?" " Not at all." " I want to cooperate as much as I can." " Good." "At 6:30 on the night your stepdaughter died, you offered to get her prescription filled." "That's quite correct." "Mr. Wheeler stated he drove you to the drugstore where you had him fill the order." " He then gave you the bottle, which you placed in your purse." " That's right." " He then drove you to your apartment?" " Yes." "Just why did you return to your apartment?" " To pick up some things for Polly." " What things?" "Comb, brush, toothpaste..." "things like that." "The night before, we left in such a rush... there wasn't time to think of anything except getting the child to the hospital." "Why didn't you send your chauffeur for them earlier?" "I was too worried to think about them." " How long did you remain in you apartment?" " Only a few minutes." " Why did you go to you bedroom first?" " To get the traveling case." " What exactly did you do while you were in your room?" " I picked up the case and left." " You're sure." "You did nothing else?" " Yes." "Nothing." " Then what?" " I went to Polly's room and packed her things." " Why didn't your maid help?" " She was getting the guest room ready for my brother-in-law." "Packing the bag for Polly was all you did?" "You're quite sure?" "Quite sure." " Did you open the bottle of capsules?" " No." "Why should I?" " Did you at any time remove them from your purse?" " No." "Then you delivered the bag and the medicine to the nurse." " Is that correct?" " Correct?" " Then you admit giving the medicine to the nurse." " Of course." "You realize the lethal dose was administered at the hospital." "That's been proven." " So I understand." " I don't think we can get away from it, Mrs. Cameron." "Your stepdaughter must have been murdered." "And we have to find out who's responsible for the child getting the poison." "The hospital attendants had no motive." " You and Mr. Cameron were the only visitors." " That's right." "You and the hospital attendants were always present while he was there." " I know." " So that rules him out." "And there was always someone present while I was there." "Nevertheless, the poison was slipped into the calcium capsules... and all the medicine came from the hospital, except the bottle you gave the nurse." " It was in your possession." " This gave you the opportunity to poison the capsules." "You're the one person with a motive." "The death of the two children would make you a rich woman." "You wanted the child cremated." "You opposed an autopsy, though there was doubt as to the cause of the child's death... and Dr. Stevenson particularly requested it." "It all adds up." "You were the only one with the motive and the opportunity." "You..." "You think I did this thing?" "That I killed Polly?" "It's beginning to look that way, Mrs. Cameron." "But..." "I loved the child as if she were my own." "I couldn't have done it." "Believe me, Mrs. Cameron... you'll be making it much easier on yourself if you'll just tell us the truth now." "If you kept me here all night, all I could say, over and over, is, I didn't do it." "I didn't do it!" "That'll be all for now, Mrs. Cameron." "Just wait in the next room, please." " They think I did it." " I know." "It's hard to tell what sort of turn this thing will take." " If it should go against me, what about Doug?" " Doug?" "I may be held over for trial or something." " From the way they talked, it could happen." " I suppose so." "Well, if it does, would you take him till it's over?" "Of course I will." "Here." "I'll take good care of him." "Mr. Cameron, Mr. Cole wants to see you in his office right away." " Excuse me." " And will you try not to let him hear about this?" "Looks like Mrs. Cameron's it." "She's a cool number." "Plenty shrewd." " D.A. busy?" " [Woman On Intercom] He's just coming in." " Tell him I'm coming up." "It's important." " Yes, sir." "Lew, check the servants." "See if Mrs. Cameron kept her bag in the bedroom closet." "Tell Captain Pringle the results." "Supposing I check with the boys, see if they came up with anything." "Wanna come along, Cameron?" "It's okay." "Sure." " How you coming?" " So far, it's a bust." " No strychnine?" " No strychnine." "These are the calcium capsules." "We retrieved them from the hospital." "There were nine left in the bottle." "I've already analyzed five." "This is the sixth one." "If it turns cloudy when I add this Myers reagent, it's strychnine." " Clear." " Possibly the strychnine was only in one capsule." "It checks." "There were 12 altogether." "Kid took the first two all right." "Third was it." "[Woman On P.A.] Captain Pringle, telephone." "Keep at it." "Captain Pringle speaking." "Lew?" "Oh?" "Thanks." "She kept the bag in her closet, all right." "Well, we've drawn nothing but blanks so far." "Here are 632 reports from the drugstores." "More are coming in." "If a smart dame like Mrs. Cameron did it, she'd never buy the poison at a drugstore." "Well, widen the circle." "Keep at it." "They found Mrs. Cameron's bookstore, but it didn't give us a thing." " What about the servants?" " Nothing." "We wanted to see if any of them had been boning up on poisons." " What about the libraries?" " They're being covered." "I just received this report from the Cameron apartment." "They checked for rodenticides." "Went all through the medicines." "No trace of strychnine." "You must remember, even if we bring the woman up for preliminary examination..." "I'm sure no judge will hold her over for trial." " But you do believe she's guilty, don't you?" " Certainly." " Captain Pringle too." " Who else could have done it?" "There's no doubt about it in any of our minds." "It's one thing to believe someone's guilty." " It's quite another to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt." " That's a must for conviction." "You just heard Captain Pringle." "You're the district attorney." "You think she's guilty." "Maybe the jury'll think she's guilty too." "Convictions are obtained on facts, not opinions." "Mrs. Cameron is already planning to take my nephew to Europe." "Ayear, five years from now, he'll suddenly die in some obscure place." "That's an angle." "By the time we hear about it, the kid'll have been cremated." "That's supposition, not evidence." "We need more evidence." "There's no chance of winning the case." "There's no sense bringing it into court." "You mean, you base your reputation on winning cases, not on losing them." " So you play only the sure bets." " Now, Mr. Henderson meant nothing of the kind." "But if we don't come up with some new evidence, we're dead." "So's the boy." "Don't think for a moment we're not fully aware of the gravity of this situation." "That boy's life is in your hands." " I don't appreciate you're putting it quite that way." " There's no other way to put it." "I suppose not." "[Phone Rings]" "Anderson speaking." "Okay." "Thank you." "That was the medical examiner." "There was no evidence of poison in connection with your brother's death." "That, at least, would have been some help to our case." "That still doesn't alter the situation regarding my nephew." "That's right." "I've got a lot of misgivings about doing this... but under the circumstances I suppose it has to be done." "Get a complaint and a warrant for the arrest of Mrs. Cameron." "We'll have her brought up for a preliminary hearing." "[Spectators Murmuring]" "Remain seated." "Come to order." "[Gavel Raps]" "From the examination of the evidence..." "I find some grounds for considering Mrs. Cameron a likely suspect." "However, the State has failed to offer any tangible proof to sustain its contention... that Mrs. Cameron put strychnine in a calcium capsule." "Undeniably, Mrs. Cameron had a possible motive for such a crime." "But, as the defense pointed out, she is not the only one." "Mr. Whitney Cameron... also stood to inherit the fortune, should both the children and Mrs. Cameron die." "The defense has proved... that Mrs. Cameron is a woman ofhigh repute... and innumerable witnesses have testified... that she was an affectionate and indulgent mother to the children." "I find that the prosecution has failed to establish probable cause." "I hereby order the defendant discharged forthwith." "[Spectators Chattering]" " Look this way, please." " Mrs. Cameron?" "Hold it!" "I have to get custody of that boy." " We've only got 15 minutes to catch Judge Adams." " Well, let's go." "Wait." "You can't get out of talking to Lynne." "Don't take long." "And don't get her back up, or she may never let you see Doug." "Mrs. Cameron, look this way!" "Hold it!" " I'm sorry you had to go through all of this." " It's a relief to have it over." " How's Doug?" " He's fine." "I told him you were in Chicago." " I'll bring him around in the morning." " Fine." "Judge Adams will be leaving by 5:00." " Can't you telephone him, make him stay later?" " Comes 5:00, they blow." "We've got to make it." " Good night, Judge." " Good night, Frank." "Judge Adams, just a minute, please." "We've got to talk to you on that custody matter I spoke to you about." "I'm afraid you're late." "I'm meeting my wife." "We're leaving town over the weekend." " This'll only take a minute." " I'm sorry." "I just have time to catch my train." " Couldn't we discuss it on the way to the station?" " That'd be rather irregular." "She intends to murder the boy." "I can't consider the question of Mrs. Cameron's guilt or her intentions toward your nephew." "That's a criminal matter, and the judge has just thrown the case out for lack of evidence." "There must be something we can do." "Your brother's will specifically requested the children be left in her care." "I have to abide by that, unless you can prove she's unfit." " [Bell Clanging]" " I'm sorry." "I've got to hurry." "We'll keep the cab, Judge." "[Door Closes] 932 Lindhurst." "And I helped your brother with that will." " It was a death warrant." " Mmm." "Look, what would happen if I just refused to give Doug back to Lynne?" "She'd get a court order, and Doug would be taken forcibly, if necessary." "All you'd end up doing would be to make Lynne hopping mad for no purpose." "Well, we've got to think of something." "But fast." "We've only got till tomorrow." "What if Doug and I changed our names and went away to some foreign country... where she'd never find us." "And spend the rest of your life as a fugitive?" "Besides, sooner or later she'd catch up with you." "Okay, okay, so it was a crazy idea." "Do you have a better suggestion?" "Well, there's one way out." "As long as I'm around, Lynne wouldn't dare harm Doug." "So I'm always around." " Hello, boy!" " Hi!" "I'm helping Maggie make a cake." " Come help us." " I'm quite a cook myself." "This summer I'll show you how to toss flapjacks over an open fire." " Hi." " Hello, Maggie." "[Exhales]" "Just where would you get the money to go bouncing all over the world after Lynne?" "She'd move every day just to throw you off." "And each time she took a powder, how would you find her again?" "Hire detectives?" " Cam, you're not making sense." " Making sense?" "What does make sense about this whole thing?" "The police, the district attorney's staff... practically everybody agrees Lynne is guilty, that she intends poisoning Doug." "Yet all they can do is throw up their hands and offer us their profoundest sympathies." "Take it easy, Cam." "Take it easy." "Why can't we think of some legal loophole that'll give us an out?" "Well, if there is one, I just can't think of it." " Think harder." "You're the lawyer." " Hey." "Just a minute." "The only thing that matters is little Doug." "This is no time to be at each other's throats." "I'm sorry, Fred." "I'm nearly out of my mind over this thing." "We understand, Cam." "I guess we're all pretty jittery." "You two have really been wonderful." "I'm calling recess." "How's about some coffee?" "Later, perhaps." "I'm not very good company right now." "I don't like it, Fred." "Looks to me like he's on the verge of cracking up." "Yeah, and the worst of it is, there's no solution." " Doug!" "Hello, Cam." " Good morning." "Oh, Doug, it's good to see you." " Did you have a good time while I was away?" " Oh, sure!" "Uncle Cam and I planned out everything we're going to do this summer." " I've got a surprise for you." "It's upstairs in your room." " Bet I know what it is!" "Cam, I'm afraid we're going to have to postpone Doug's vacation with you." " Why?" " Well, remember I told you I was planning a trip to Europe?" " You're taking him to Europe?" " I've got to get away from all this unpleasantness." "You can understand that, can't you?" " It's all been such a nightmare." " Yeah." " I figured now is as good a time as any for the trip to Europe." " When are you leaving?" " Tomorrow, on the Victoria." " That soon?" "We'll probably be gone for about a year." "I've got quite an itinerary planned." "I figure maybe we can spend a week or so in England, and then..." "It's got a little honey in it to attract the ants." " I warn folks with children to be careful of it." " I'll take it." "Thanks." "That'll be 85 cents." "Funny." "We've got lots of insecticides today that don't hurt humans." " But people still mostly go for these old standbys." " You certainly carry a variety." "We got stuff strong enough to kill a tree." "Worst of it is, it remains in the ground for 50 years or more." " Suppose a kid or a dog gets some of the dirt in its mouth." " It'd kill 'em dead." " What are these?" " Innocent lookin', aren't they?" "Strongest stuff we carry." "Rodenticide." " Put out by a Midwestern concern." " Strychnine?" "Yeah." "There's enough there to kill a horse." " Hmm." " Come back again." "## [Orchestra]" " Good evening." "This way, please." " Thank you." "There's Uncle Cam!" " Hello, Doug." " What are you doing here, Uncle Cam?" "I just decided to take a little cruise myself." "Have a seat." "Won't you join us?" "Gee, Lynne, Uncle Cam's coming with us!" " Surprised?" " Surprised." " I decided to come along." " I gathered as much." " Just one of those things." " That explains everything." "I mean, I... sort of acted on impulse." "Spur of the moment sort of idea." " You're making it very difficult." " I'm so sorry." " Well, the firm had me down for a trip to Europe..." " I thought it was Venezuela." "I felt now was as good a time as any to take it." "And that this ship was as good as any to take it on." "How cozy." "And now the real reason." "You don't believe me, do you?" " No." " [Waiter] Cocktail, sir?" "Bacardis?" "Bacardis." "Maybe if we play our cards right, they'll let us look at the radar stuff up there too." " Night, boy." " Hurry up, darling." "Get into your pajamas." "It's late." " Night, Uncle Cam." "See you tomorrow." " Good night." " Good night, Cam." " How about once around the deck?" "Fine, but come in and wait till I get Doug tucked in." "Now the real reason, hmm?" " I guess you're entitled to it." " I think so." "Standing by while you went through this horrible ordeal... was as miserable for me as it was for you." "I wanted you to know that." "You came on this trip just to tell me that?" "It wasn't one of those things you could say in one night... while someone was packing trunks..." "not if you wanted to sound convincing." "Still not convinced?" "You're a hard woman." "When did you first get the notion to come along?" "When you first told me you were going to Europe." "Why then?" "Because that was the moment when I realized how much I'd miss you." "How very much." "[Laughing]" "[Sobs]" "[Cameron Narrating] Lynne played right into my hands." "My plan couldn't have been working more smoothly." "The one who came nearest to guessing the ship's mileage each day won a prize." "I got a kick out of Doug's excitement when he found he'd won." "Yes, it could have been a wonderful trip... if only the circumstances had been different." "But there were moments when I was horrified by the enormity of my plan." "Cold fear would come over me." "There were those fearful moments of doubt when I would speculate on the possibilities... of Lynne not being guilty at all." "But always my mind would come back to the irreconcilable fact:" "Polly was murdered." "Somebody did it, and all the evidence pointed to that somebody being Lynne." "Tonight was my last night at sea." "My time had finally run out." " At last." " Sorry I'm late." "Am I forgiven?" "Forgiven." "But let's hurry." " You look wonderful tonight." " Thank you." "For heaven sakes, will you go in and say good night to Doug?" "He refuses to go to sleep until you do." "[Cameron Narrating] This was the moment I'd planned on." "There might not be another." "How about cocktails before we go?" "Oh, but we don't want to be too late." "The captain's ball is so much fun." " I could phone the bar." "They could have them here..." " Never mind." " I'll do it to save time." " Yes." " I didn't think you were ever coming, Uncle Cam." " I wouldn't desert you, Doug." " Can't you stay with us in England?" " I'd like to." " I'm afraid I can't." " When will I see you again?" "Well, I don't know." "Maybe I'll get a chance to fly over in the next couple of months." " Doesn't take long on a plane, you know." " Will you?" "Sure." "You'll have a wonderful time in Europe." "Lynne tells me she's taking you to Paris... and Switzerland this winter for the skiing." " You'll like that, won't you?" " If only you could come too, Uncle Cam." "Don't you worry about that." "I'll see you in the morning before we dock." " Good night, Uncle Cam." " Yeah." "I'll see you before we dock." " Night, boy." " Night, Uncle Cam." "[Cameron Narrating] The moment had arrived..." "the moment I dreaded." "But I had to appear at ease, though my mind was numb." " [Knocking]" " Come in." "Ah." "Set them right down here." "I'd rehearsed this scene a thousand times in my mind." "But now that it was a reality... the idea of taking the life of a human being... seemed like a hideous nightmare." "Thank you, sir." "Lynne, uh... remember our first meeting?" " It was at a cocktail party, wasn't it?" " Yes, given for my brother." "It was a couple of days before you two were married." "I wished I'd met you first." "I thought you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." " Oh!" " Sorry." " It's all right." " Excuse me." "I can get it off in a jiffy." "[Cameron Narrating] I tried to pour the bottle, but my hand wouldn't move." "It were as if it belonged to someone else." "I'd have to find another chance later... later tonight." "Well, that was simple." "It doesn't even show." "Good." "It's stuffy in here." "[Cameron Narrating] Suppose by some freak chance I was wrong?" "But Fred agreed, Maggie, the D.A., the police..." "All of them agreed." "Only she could have done it." "If I couldjust be certain." "## [Orchestra]" " Oh, no." " "No" what?" " Can't you hear?" " Hear?" ""Auld Lang Syne," silly." "It means the end of the dance." "And the end of the voyage." "It's been a wonderful voyage." "What if I didn't have the nerve to go through with it and Doug died... died because Lynne had murdered him?" "I'd exhausted every other out." "I knew it had to be done tonight." "But I had to stall for time..." "time to get up my courage." " Mmm." " ## [Ends]" "How 'bout a turn around the deck?" "Oh, nice, except it's getting a little chilly." "That's easy." "Give me your key." "I'll get your coat." "Be right back." "[Cameron Narrating] Somehow or other I sensed a vague association... between these bottles... and the fact that I had used my shaving..." "lotion bottle... as a place to hide my poison." "What if Lynne had reasoned the same way?" "I couldn't help but notice the striking similarity between the aspirin... and those rodenticide pills I'd seen in the nursery." "Then I found it..." "one different from the others." "A "W"..." "A "W", the same marking that was on the strychnine tablet... enough to kill a horse." "There were three in all." "This was the proof I needed." "Now more than ever, I knew I had to go through with my plan." "Well, I think it's time we called it a night." "This is the last night we'll be alone for a long time." " How about a good-night drink?" " Why not?" "Hello." "Give me the bar, please." "Hello." "This is cabin 92-A." "May we have two Bacardi cocktails, please?" "Thank you." "Cam." "You've been so sweet to us on this trip." "It's been a wonderful crossing." " I'm sorry it's over." " Are you really?" "Mm-hmm." "Tell me something, and I want the truth now." " Why did you really come on this trip?" " You know why." "I know the reason you gave me." "It was all very flattering, but rather difficult to believe." "You don't believe it?" "I don't know." "But you are the sort of man who might do crazy, impulsive things." "You mean, like taking this ship so I could be with you for five more days?" "Yes." "[Knocking]" "Oh, I'll..." "I'll take these." " There you are." " Thank you, sir." "[Cameron Narrating] This was my last, my very last chance." "Here." "Thanks." "Mmm." " Your hand's trembling." " Oh." "What's the matter with you, Cam?" "[Cameron] It's a little warm in here." "Why don't you open the porthole?" " Do you mind?" " No." " Oh, that's much better." " Yes." "Yes, it is, isn't it?" "Cam, something is wrong." "No, no." "I'm all right." "It's bitter." "Mine too, but..." "I suppose we're lucky to get anything at all at this hour." " Lynne." " Yes?" " I found a bottle of aspirin in your stateroom." " So?" "Three of the tablets were different from the others." "They had a "W" on them... trademark of a tablet containing strychnine." "Oh, for heaven's sakes, Cam, not that again." "They also happen to be aspirin pills." "Why were they different from the others?" "Because they were another brand." "But I refuse to go through all this again." " Yet they were in the same bottle?" " Well, why not?" "I'd been taking another type of aspirin." "I had a few left over." "I put them in the new bottle to save some room." "Is that so peculiar?" "Lynne, the "W" is the trademark of an insecticide manufacturer, not a pharmaceutical house." "So that's the real reason you came on this trip." "You were behind this ridiculous persecution from the first." " You say they were harmless aspirin pills." " Of course." " You absolutely sure?" " Absolutely." "That's good." "I'm relieved." " I'm very relieved." " Why?" "Because one of the "W" pills was dissolved in your drink." "You've just taken it." "I don't think you and I have anything more to discuss... ever." "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed." "Who are you?" "I'm Frank Connelly, ship's detective." "Mr. Cameron sent for me." "As a witness." "A witness?" "So that's what you expected... an hysterical admission that the pill contained strychnine." "You never give up, do you, Cam?" "But this time I'm afraid you drew another blank." "The tablet was harmless." "There seems to have been an unfortunate mistake." "I suggest we forget the whole thing." "I'll go along." "Will you excuse me?" "Of course." "I'm sorry about it too." "But this sort of thing is getting to be a habit with Mr. Cameron." " [Door Opens]" " Wait a minute." "Come back, please." "Look." "It's been over five minutes since you took that drink." "Right now your life can be saved..." "even in another five minutes." "But beyond that you're getting into a dangerous zone." "You're well versed on the subject of strychnine, aren't you, Cam?" "Oh, Lynne, please, please!" "If there was strychnine in that tablet, call the doctor now before it's too late!" "On the other hand, if the tablet with the "W" on it was merely an aspirin... there wouldn't be much sense in calling a doctor, would there?" "And if I were to admit that it did contain strychnine... there still wouldn't be any sense in my phoning for a doctor." "Sort of an even stephen trade... death by strychnine or death by the electric chair." "Take your choice." "Look at this clock." "It's five minutes past 1:00." "Every time it ticks it brings you a second nearer a horrible death right here and now!" "You're being a fool, Lynne, an absolute fool!" "Strange, isn't it?" "You seem to be the one who's unnerved, not I." "You know, it just occurred to me, if there was strychnine in that tablet... and I should die, you're the one who'll be facing the electric chair." "Or hadn't you thought of that?" "You're all confused, aren't you, Cam?" "You don't know, not for sure, whether I'm lying or not." "And if I am, you yourself will be a murderer." "Hmm, you don't like the idea of that, do you?" "It takes nerve to kill someone... sit by and watch them die." "How would you like to have a death on your conscience..." "My death?" "Oh, yes, it was five after 1:00, wasn't it?" "Nearly a minute's gone by since then." "This is too much for me." "Did you or did you not give this woman strychnine?" "I gave her a pill marked with a "W" that I took from her aspirin bottle." "Then it was completely harmless, and you have nothing to worry about, either of you." "Here." " Tell me, Mr..." "Mr..." " Connelly." "Oh, yes, Mr. Connelly." "What are your impressions of the man there in that chair?" "From his looks, would you say he had character?" "Honor?" "Integrity?" "Well, I'm sure you would." "But I'm afraid he's quite deceiving." "Let me tell you about him, Mr. Connelly." "He lived in my apartment as a guest... as a relative, as a warm friend." "But all the while he was accepting my hospitality, Mr. Connelly... what do you think he was doing behind my back?" "He was taking everything I said, every incident that occurred... and was conniving to build a case against me." "But his betrayal didn't end there." "Even after the court laughed at his ridiculous charges... he kept on and on with his persecution!" "But this last attempt..." "This is the most contemptible of all!" "Tonight..." "Tonight you must really be proud of..." "Even while we were dancing in each other's arms... even while you were making love to me... you were all the while plotting to take my life." "How treacherous..." "How despicably treacherous is it possible for a man to get?" "Look at the clock, Whitney Cameron." "The five minute deadline you gave me has passed... and nothing's happened to me." "How about that, Cam?" "Even you ought to be convinced by now." "You're being an idiot..." "a complete idiot!" "You were there with me when Polly died." "You heard her screams." "You saw the horrible convulsions and the agony she went through." "Do you think that I, that anyone who had seen that... would take a chance of dying in the same horrible way?" "Do you?" "I've been a bigger fool than you." "You took me in completely." "I was even falling in love with you." "This farce has gone on long enough." "Now get out of here, both of you!" "Get out!" "Get out, or I'll call the purser!" "I assure you, Mr. Cameron will leave at once." "[Door Closes]" "This is the most outrageous thing I've ever witnessed." " You realize I'll have to make a full report of this." " I suppose so." "[Cameron Narrating] I must have been insane..." "Stupidly, blindly insane." "How could I have been so wrong?" "Apparently, Polly's death was due to one of those impossible accidents... that couldn't happen but did." "A million-to-one shot." "A mistake by a careless drug clerk." "I was horror-stricken at the thought that... it was only by the merest chance that I hadn't murdered her." "What a mess." "What a complete, miserable mess I'd made of everything." "Mr. Cameron." "You're wanted in the surgeon's office right away." "Mr. Cameron is here." "It's Mrs. Cameron." "We were just able to save her life." "Another minute and it would've been too late." "She phoned here as soon as we left." "[Cameron Narrating] On October 10, 1952..." "Lynne Cameron was convicted of murder in the first degree." "Her sentence:" "life imprisonment." "And so to the names of Madeleine Smith, Florence Maybrick..." "Lydia Trueblood and all those other young, beautiful... but evil poison murderers... was added that of Lynne Cameron." "[No Audible Dialogue]"

"It was 1947, two years after the war... when I began my journey to what my father called... the "Sodom" of the north:" "New York." "Call me Stingo, which was the nickname I was know by those days." "If I was called anything at all." "I've barely saved enough money to write my novel... for I wanted to be and hoped or dreamed to be a writer." "But my spirit had remained locked... unacquainted with love and a stranger to death." "Even back then cheap apartments were hard to find in Manhattan." "And so began my voyage of discovery... in a place as strange as Brooklyn." "I know..." "You're thinking about the pink." "Everybody does." "See, my late husband Saul, he's got his bargain." "Hundreds and hundreds of gallons of this... navy surplus paint." "See, I guess they didn't have any use for pink on those boats." "Ok, I'll take it." "Walt Whitman." ""Yetta has heralded the arrival in the Ethnic Kingdom of the pink palace... of a young novelist from the south." "Your neighbors invite you upstairs to dine with us in Sophie's room... directly above yours tonight at eight." "The book is a token of welcome... from one of Brooklyn's earliest bards to Brooklyn's newest." "Sophie and Nathan"." " Whore!" " Don't go!" "Don't go!" "Nathan, wait!" "Wait!" "Believe me, Nathan!" "I told you to get go away!" "Stay away from my work!" "Nathan, no!" " I'm not lying, you know!" " You're lying." " I'm not!" " You're lying." "Please, don't go!" "Don't go away from me, please!" "You know we need each other!" "We need each other!" "Me, need you?" "Let me tell you something!" "I need you like a goddamn disease I can't name!" "I need you like a case of Anthrax, hear me?" "Like "triquonosys"!" "I need you like a biliary calculus, palegra, encephalitis..." ""Bright's" disease, for Christ's sake!" ""Parsinoma" of the brain!" "I need you..." "like death!" " Hear me?" "Like death!" " No, Nathan!" "Go back to Krakow, baby." "Back to Krakow!" "Well, good evening" "Did you have a good time?" "Did you enjoy our little show?" "Do you get off on a little bit of eve's dropping?" "My door was open." "I just wondered what was going on." "Your door was open?" "You wondered what was going on?" "Well, shut my mouth if it isn't our new literate figure from the South." "Too bad I won't be around for a little lively conversation." "We would've had great time shooting this shit." "We could've talked about sports..." "Southern sports like... lynching niggers, or coons I think you all call them there." "So long cracker." "See you in another life." "Are you OK?" "Yes." "Yeah." "I'm very sorry." "That's not the way he... he really is, you know?" "Don't apologize, all right?" "I live downstairs here." "If there's anything you want..." "Thank you." "You're very kind." " Come on downstairs here." " No, I'm all right." "I'm Stingo." "Please... forgive us." "Yeah?" "We had invited you to dinner." "That's very thoughtful of you." "Listen, I'm very often working and I type at night." "But if it's going to bother you, I don't want to..." "Oh, no!" "When I was little girl my father... type and I go to sleep to that sound." "It'll make me fell..." "How do you say that?" "Secure." "Secured." " Your father was a writer?" " You know, my father was... my father was professor of law." "He wrote articles... warning college people of the nazi threat... and trying to get help for those Jews that "was" persecuted." "So..." "Yeah, that sound of typing will make me think of my father... and of his goodness." "You wouldn't want to come in, would you?" "Maybe some other time." "So, if you forgive me..." "Good night." "So, "Stinko", yeah?" " "Stingo"." " "Stingo", yes!" "I never hear that name." "There's no "K" in there, though." " I got it." " It's a "G"." "Yeah, it's nice!" "It's a friendly..." "you know, happy sound." "I like it." "Nathan!" "Oh, Nathan!" "Oh, God!" "Why can't you see, Sophie?" "We are dying." "Rise and shine, honey child." "Lift up your bones." "The grit is on the brittle, the corn is on the pone." "Hurry up." "You're going to have a picnic out and down by the seashore." " Good morning, Stingo." " Good morning." "We wanted to make friends... and to take you out on this beautiful summer day!" "We want you to come up and to have breakfast with us." " And then..." " Yes." " Coney Island." " Coney Island!" "Oh, boy!" "Sorry about last night." "I know what you're thinking:" ""These people are strange"." "On Sundays we like to dress up a bit differently and go out." " OK." " OK?" "I knew you'd understand!" "You see, everybody out there dresses the same." "Look at those poor, pathetic people out there." "Look at them." "Drones." "All walking down the streets looking alike, wearing... the same dread, boring uniform." "You're boring!" ""Good morning"!" "Look at this God's gift!" "Give me a kiss." " One kiss." " All right, one kiss." " That's all you deserve." " One more." " I need one more." " No." " I have to have one more." " Nathan!" "Look where my hands have to go." "This is..." "No, Nathan Landau!" "What do you think of that, Stingo?" "Here I am, a nice Jewish boy... pushing thirty..." "I fall crazy in love with a polish Shiksa." "What is that?" "What is a Shiksa?" "A Shiksa?" "Is a "goee" girl." "A lady of a gentile persuasion." "She's a..." "All right." "I'd just assumed that she was not..." " Jewish, Jewish?" " Yeah." "Jewish?" "No, no, no..." "Sophie is Catholic." "That's OK." "But I'm not anymore Catholic, so..." "Catholic issue." "When I first met this one here... she was a rag and bone and hank of hair." "That was 1 year and a half after the Russians liberated the camp she was in." "Yeah, it looked like something that... scares the birds." "You know, what is that?" "Scare... scarecrow." " I had "scurbut"." " No, no, no!" "She means scurvy." "And typhus, anemia, fever..." "It was a miracle she's emerged from that camp alive." "Right!" "I mean..." "He thought that I had leukemia." "I thought I was dying." "But it was Nathan that see that it was only anemia." " Are you a doctor?" " No, no." "That's my brother's domain." " But I'm a biologist." " Yeah!" "I graduated in Science from Harvard." "And he made MA... in Developmental and Cellular Biology." " I do research now." " He works at pfizer." "A big pharmaceutical house in Brooklyn." "Anyway, I took her to this friend of my brother's... a doctor who teaches at Columbia presbyterian." " Yeah." " He confirmed my diagnosis." "And we put the little sweetie here... on a massive doses of ferrous sulphate... and she'd bloomed like a rose." "A rose." "A beautiful fucking rose." "You're something!" "Thank you for making me "to" bloom like a rose." "Not "to" bloom, just "bloom"." "She's so good." "It's about time she was perfect." "So what?" "I mean, this is a ridiculous language!" "There's too many words!" "The word for "velocity":" "OK, there's "fast", "quick"..." ""rapid" and they all mean the same thing." " "Swift", "Speedy"..." " "Hasty"." " "Flit"." " "Brisk"." " "Expeditious"." " "Accelerated"." ""Winged"." "No, no!" "Stop it!" "It's ridiculous!" "Oh, in French it's so easy." "You say: "vit"." "Or in polish, "szybko" and in Russian, "bistroy"" "It's only in English that it's so complicated!" "How many languages do you know?" "Well, my father was a Linguistic, so I mean, I..." "He taught me German, French, Russian, Hungarian... the Slavic Languages..." "So, what language I'm butchering now?" "English!" "I bet your father was a very interesting man." "Yeah, my father was... a civilized man." " That's the word, yeah? "Civilized"?" " Very good word." "Yeah?" "My father was a civilized man living in a non civilized time." "The civilized, they "was" the first to die." "Do you play the piano?" "No." "I used to play, but I..." "I no longer play." "I don't, anymore..." "My mother was a beautiful pianist." "Nathan surprised me with that piano on my birthday!" "I love that piece." "When I was a little girl, I..." "I remember, I'd lay in bed... and I'd hear my mother downstairs playing the piano... and the sound of my father's typewriter." "I think no child had a more wonderful father and mother." "And a more beautiful life." "Do you know that song, right?" "Stingo, hit it!" "Suddenly, I shivered violently." "I remembered Nathan's voice that night before." ""Don't you see, Sophie?" "We 're dying"." "I longed desperately to escape... to pack my bags and flee." "But I did not." "I stayed at Yetta Zimmerman's... and I helped fulfill Sophie's prophecy about the three of us." "We became the best of friends." "Here's an example of how emotionally evocative English can be" "Sophie loved to tell how Nathan saved her life." "Their meeting was, for her... a miracle." "Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me." "The carriage held but just our selves and Immortality." "Rhymes, rhymes..." "It's not hard enough to understand the language?" "Just everyday life talk." "He has to read us rhymes!" "...what the beauty of the language can be... when written by artists." "I look forward to seeing you next week." "And remember..." "You must not get discouraged." "You'll see." "One morning you'll wake up and find you've been dreaming in English!" "Excuse me." "Who did he say wrote that poem?" "Dickens." " Emile Dickens." " Thank you." "Are you all right, Miss Zawistowska?" "Yes." "Thank you, I'm very fine." "I'm a little tired." "I noticed that you've been looking..." "Well... a little delicate lately." " I hope I'm not being too personal." " No!" "No, I..." "Could you help me with that?" "Thank you." "Thank you for your... concern." "Good bye." "Excuse me, sir." "Could you tell me what..." "Where would be that listing in catalog file... for..." "19th century American poet..." " Emile Dickens, please?" " In the catalog room on the left." "But you won't find any such listing." "I won't find that listing?" "Why won't I... find it?" "Charles Dickens is an English writer." "There's no American poet by the name of Dickens." "I'm sorry." "No, that is, I'm sure, American poet." " Emile Dickens." " Listen!" " "D-I..." " I told you!" "There's no such person." "Do you want me to draw you a picture?" " I'm telling you, you hear me?" " All right." "It's all right, it's all right..." "Just lie still." "Let the doctor take care of everything." "You're so beautiful." "Yes!" "How did you get to be so beautiful?" "I think..." "I think that I'm going to die." "No, no, no..." "No, your pulse..." "Your pulse is fine." "It's steady." "You're going to live to be a hundred." "Why I am so tired?" "The doctor thinks you need to get some color... in that beautiful white skin of yours." "I'm going to take you to see my brother." "He is the best doctor going." " No, let you..." " You thought I was a doctor?" "No, I'm a biologist." " You've been eating properly lately?" " Yes!" "Oh, yes!" "I am..." "I am six months in here, in U.S. And... so I eat "more good" now than in my life." "You could've fallen behind with iron and never had a chance to catch up." "Look, I'm going to go now." "But may I come back later?" "Don't answer that." "I'll be back." "OK?" "Yeah, OK!" " How long you have been there?" " Enough to get dinner started." "You look much better." "What did you do here?" "It looks beautiful." "We're having calf's liver... prepared "Veneziano" and special vinaigrette sauce... loaded with iron." "And leeks... filled with iron." "Also will improve the timber of your voice." "You know, Nero had leek served every day..." " to deepen his voice." " I didn't know that." "So that he could croon while he had Seneca drown and squirted." " Let me help you with that." " No!" "You're not to move." "The "madame" taste the wine?" ""Chateaux Margoux de... 1937"?" "My God!" "Special day... special wine." "You know, when you..." "When you live a good life... like a saint and then you die... that must be what they make you "to" drink in paradise." "Thomas Wolfe!" "It's written in polish!" "Oh God!" "What does Wolfe sound like in polish?" "A stone, a leaf, an unfound door." "Of a stone..." " The door." " The door." " Of all the forgotten faces." " Forgotten faces." "God!" "This is a first... hearing Thomas Wolfe read aloud in polish." "The first for me too, hearing Wolfe read in English." "If that poor bastard have heard you read this aloud in polish..." " he would've written in polish." " I don't think so." "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yes!" "You were..." "You were in that concentration camp?" "Yeah, I can't..." " I can't talk about that, though." " I'm sorry." "I have a neck to stick my big nose where it's got no business." "I... want so much to know you." "To be close to you." "Emily Dickenson?" "That's the woman?" "Oh, no!" ""Property of Nathan Landau"." " That's you?" " That's me." " It's your book?" " No, it's yours." "Thank you!" "Thank you." ""Ample make this bed." "Make this bed with awe;" "In it wait till judgment break... excellent and fair." "Be its mattress straight." "Be its pillow round;" "Let no sunrise yellow noise... interrupt this ground"." "Nathan, my new and dear beloved friend... introduced me to what seemed the answer to my relentless... all consuming "hornyness"." "Before I went into analysis, I was completely frigid." "Can you imagine?" "Now all I can do is think about fucking." "Wilhelm Reich has turned me into a nympho." "I mean, sex on the brain!" "Her name still crawls across my tongue." "Lesley Lapidus." "The door is open, came in!" "Hello!" " Boy, look excellent." " Thanks." " What would like to drink?" " I'll have a..." "I don't know, let's see..." " I'd like a red wine." " Oh, my God!" "Fuck!" "Fucking fantastic fucking!" "Wait!" "Just let it ring!" "Hello, mother." "Fine, fine." "I told you I'd be just fine." "Yeah, plenty." "And I'll make sure that the plants are watered... and that the dog is fed." "Well, mother..." "Yes, Daddy." "Your little princess will be good." "OK." "Bye!" "They'll go away for the weekend and the maid is out sick." "And they care about how I will survive for a weekend in this... apartment by myself." "So they stocked the fridge, put a lock on every door... and who knows what else!" "Thus I realized that Lesley and I would be left to frolic here alone." "My cup ran over." "Oh, my cup turned into a spillway flooding across the spotless carpet... out the door down Pierrepot Street... across all the twilit carnal reaches of Brooklyn." "Lesley." "A weekend alone with Lesley." "Have you ever read D.H. Lawrence, "Lady Chatterley's Lover"?" "No." "He has the answer." "He knows so much about fucking." "He says..." "He says that when you fuck you go to the Dark Gods." "Stingo, I really mean it." "To fuck is to go to the Dark Gods." "Let's go to the Dark Gods!" "What is going on?" "You don't understand..." "I can't go all the way." "I've reached a plateau in my analysis." "Before I reach this plateau of vocalization I could never say... any of those words." "Those Anglo-Saxon four letter words that everybody should be able to say" "Now I'm completely able to vocalize." "Lesley Lapidus could say "fuck" but she could not do it." "Nathan!" "?" "I'm so glad you're..." "Yep, little Stingo." " Stingo?" " Yeah?" "You want to come up and have a night cup with me?" "Sure." "When Nathan gets involved he forgets all about the time..." "Stingo, you look... very nice." "You're wearing your "cock sucker"." "My seersucker." "Oh yeah." "Right, "seersucker"." "I love it here." "I'm glad you couldn't sleep." "You hurt your mouth?" "You talk funny." "I bit my tongue." " You want me to get you something?" " No, please, no." "It just needs to be left alone." "You changed all the furniture around?" "Yeah, you like it?" "I do that when I can't sleep, you know?" "It's good, because then you don't have..." "You don't have to think about anything." " Well, then I'll try that." " Oh, no." "Stingo..." "You do not have to move furniture." " You will move mountains." " I can't even move my tongue." "Maybe you moved it too much." "Why aren't all the women in the world like you?" "You'd better thank God they're not." "I see many women in your life." "Many beautiful women... who adore you and that make all that love with you." "Sometimes..." "I can see myself just being alone forever." "Oh, Stingo..." "I'm not air with you." "I think Stingo is so young, he is a talented American." "He doesn't have any real, real problems, but..." "You don't know if I'm talented." "You've never read anything I've written." "I don't ask about your work... and what it is about because I know a writer likes to... be quite about his work." "It's about a boy... a twelve-year-old boy..." " And..." " So it's autobiographical?" "To a certain extant, maybe it is." "It takes places in a year, which is the year his mother dies..." "I didn't know your mother died." " When I was 12." " You loved her very much?" "Not enough." " What do you mean, "Not enough"?" " I mean: "Not enough"." "And that's what is so terrible about... outliving those people that we love, I mean that..." " that quilt." " Your father?" "My father, my mother, my husband." "You were married?" "Yeah, I was married." "And I was very young." "I was married to a... disciple of my father." "Assistant at the University." "Your father was writing nazi articles?" "That probably got him into trouble." "One day I was at the Mass and... they have a..." "I had a..." ""presentiment" and I... have money for you and I..." "I run out of the church and I go to the University... and I see that the gate is locked and... there were many Germans there... and I saw the professors." "They "was" loading them into the truck... and this one part of canvas has moved away... and I see my father's face and the face of my husband behind him." "And..." "I looked and the..." "But the Germans pulled that away and..." "I never saw those faces again." "They took them to Sachsenhausen, but they shot them the next day." " And your mother?" " My mother..." "My mother got... t-t-tuberculosis." "Tuberculosis and..." "She is very sick, you know?" "She's dying." "I can't do anything." "But I think if I could get that meet for my mother..." "I would make her strong, so I go to the country and... the peasants, they're selling... ham." "And I go with that black market money and I buy that and..." "I bring it back." "But it's forbidden for all the meet goes to the Germans" "If you get caught..." "So I hid the ham under my skirt on the train." "I'm pretending that I'm pregnant, you know?" "I was so afraid!" "I was shaking." "And then that German... who was in the front of the train and he saw me." "And I'm sitting there and he "come" up to me... and he "take" under my skirt that ham and..." "So they sent me to Auschwitz." "You were sent to Auschwitz because you stole a ham?" "No." "I was sent to Auschwitz because they saw that I was afraid." " You know what that means." " Yeah." "You tried to commit suicide in Auschwitz." "No, it was after that." "After that, I was in..." " After liberation." " After you were safe?" "Yes, safe, yeah." "I was safe, I was in Sweden." "I was in that refugee camp." "I mean, that was good." "They try to help you, you know?" "They try... but..." "I knew that..." "Christ had turned his face away from me... and that only a Jesus who no longer cared for me could... kill those people that I love, but... leave me alive... with my shame?" "Oh, God." "So I went to that church... and I took the glass I knew was there and I..." "I've cut my wrist." "But I didn't die, of course!" "Of course, not." "Stingo... there's so many things you don't understand." "There's so many things that I can't... that I cannot... tell you." "I want you to trust me." "I want you to trust me." "Just trust me." "Oh, God!" "There's Nathan!" "Nathan!" " Sophie!" " Astrid?" "I'm working night duty at Brooklyn Hospital this week." "My patient is this old lady who's meaner than my mother!" "Well, good night, Astrid." "I'll go to sleep." "That was Astrid, you know." "Maybe I'll leave the door open in case he comes, we could hear him." "So you want another drink?" " Your bottle is empty." " Well..." "I know where Nathan keeps another bottle." "Be careful, it's dark in here." "Oh, God." "You'll feel better if we just call him at the lab." "I can't do that." "He doesn't like for me to call him." "You know, at work." "So, anyway..." "I did it an hour ago!" "And there was no answer, so..." "I'm sure the switchboard just shot off." "Yes, I think that's right." "I'm sure of that." "You know, sometimes when he can't sleep... he goes and walks all over the city." "He goes into all these neighborhoods..." "I don't know where he goes, but..." "Once he came back, he had a... black eye and his jaw was all swollen there." "I thought it was broken!" "You know, he could be hurt." "I don't know where he is, but I think we should call the police." " Right now." " I think we'd better wait 2 hours." "Wait till someone is on the switchboard there." "We'll just call him then." "His working lady probably got tired and fell asleep there." "Yeah." "She's probably asleep there." " I'm sure." " I'm sure you're right." "Look at this." "Nazi primer." "He must have everything written about the nazis in those news." "He is obsessed with the nazis who are escaping justice." "Do you suppose all this started after he met you?" "Look, I know I shouldn't tell him about that place, but... what could I do?" "I know it's not my fault that he..." "I can understand." "After all, he is a Jew." "Yes, but don't you think that I'm angry too?" "That these men, these terrible nazi leaving my father..." "Such a good man who tries to help Jews is killed!" "Don't you think that I am angry?" "But you don't understand Nathan." "You don't know him." "What he might do, you know?" " Sometimes I think..." " What do you think?" " What do you think, polish baby?" " Oh, Nathan!" " You're all right?" " I am." "What about the two of you?" "I was so frightened, you know?" "I was stupid!" "I got so scared that something had happened to you." "I would've called but I didn't want to wake you." "We're on to something in our work." "Something big." "Very big." "That's wonderful, Nathan." "Yeah, wonderful." "But you were here... with Sophie." "Stingo, you know, he..." "Stingo came home from his date!" "So I heard the door and thought it was you." "So I run out, but..." "Anyway, I called him and said why don't you come up for a drink?" "Because I was worried and he was a very good friend... and he was keeping me company." "So now you've seen my "sanctum sanctorum"." "Now you know all of Nathan's darkened hours secrets." "Hardly." "You wipe out six million Jews... and the world left them escape." "Enjoying our lynching party southern boy?" "I expect you might have a lot to teach me there." "I'm going to call it tonight." "Stingo, wait." "Stingo is our best friend, why do you do that?" "He is our best friend, he deserves only our thanks." "Listen to me." "I was frightened, I didn't know what to do here." "It's true." "Forgive me old buddy." "I'm sorry." "Of course my beloved Sophie is right" "I must've got crazy with the work, you know?" " We're on to something big." " I know, darling." "I'm just another mad scientist." "I'm leaving." "Tomorrow." "Thank you." " Thanks for taking care of Sophie." " All right." " Ah, Nathan!" " I'm sorry." "I said I'm sorry already!" "Darling, I'm home." " Right!" " Are you all right?" " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "Don't you catch things in the South?" " How's it going?" " Fine." "What's going on?" "Think fast!" "You came and wreck everything." "Yetta, you know, always provides the best... the best you can find in Brooklyn!" "Oh, shit!" "Sophie should be taking a nap after work." "She just doesn't sleep anymore." "Not since the war." "How's it going?" " Fine." "Thank you." " Let me take a look at those." "." "No." " Come on!" "I won't interfere, I won't make any comments, I won't even..." "Look, I'll show this to no one!" "No one is seeing this." "I'm not no one." "I'm a friend." "Don't you have those down South?" ""Friend", a person attached to another by feeling and affection." " A supporter." " I vowed to my self when I started... this I was not going to show it to anyone 'till I finish it." " Then I'd go for that comfort person." " Well..." "OK." "You're just terrified that somebody don't like it." "Terrified as in filled with terror." "As sharp over mastering intense fear" "All right, all right!" " That will give you some idea." " Oh, my God!" " What about the page in the typewriter?" " No, this is a..." "Nathan!" "Stop!" "All right." "Stingo!" "What is the worst that can happen?" "I may discover you can't write!" " Bye!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" " Nathan, get back here!" "I'll give it back, old buddy!" "Fine, right!" "Stingo, wait a minute!" "Wait!" "Nathan has ordered me to take you to the movies." "He made me your guardian while to read that." "Yes, so you can't do no violence to yourself now." " Nathan must have finished that." " Yeah." " Come on, let's go see." " I think I'll wait here alone." " No, come on!" " Lf he's got something to say..." " let him come down and tell me." " Don't be silly." "Bravo!" "On this bridge on which... so many great Americans writers stood and reached out for words... to give America its voice..." "Looking toward the land that gave them Whitman... from its Eastern edge dreamt his country's future and gave it words... on this span of which..." "Thomas Wolfe and Hart Crane wrote... we welcome Stingo into that pantheon of the Gods... whose words are all we know of immortality." "To Stingo!" "How could I've failed to have the most helpless crush on such... a generous mind and life enlarging mentor?" "Nathan was utterly, fatally glamorous." "Sophie!" "Where are you?" " Stingo!" " Nathan!" " We did it!" " What?" "What did you do?" "Nathan!" "Remember I told you we were on to something big?" "Today we cracked it." "What?" "What, what?" "I can't tell you." "You'll hear about it all tonight." " No, what's a few hours make?" " No, I can't tell you!" "Pretty soon the whole world will know... one of the greatest medical advances of all time." "I can't tell you!" "I'm talking about Stockholm." "Next year, the three of us together." "I'm talking to go Nobel-fucking-prize!" " All right!" " Sorry, kid." "I'm going to get there first!" "Wait!" "I got something for you to celebrate!" "Oh, Nathan!" "What's that?" " One for you." " What is it?" " These go with that one." " Oh, God!" " Oh, Nathan!" "What a beautiful dress!" " Do you like it?" "Try it on." "Put it on." "Come on, try it on!" " Oh, Nathan!" " Come on!" "Try it on." "Please, I want to see it." " I'm not going to do that." " I just want to see it on you!" "Hold it up." " It doesn't have a top." " You're the top." "Nathan, it's beautiful!" " I've to get back to the laboratory." " Why don't you stay with us?" " Tonight we'll celebrate." " Look at all this." "I can't." "I got to get back to work." "Tonight we'll celebrate." "Make sure Sophie gets back home safe." " Wear those clothes tonight." " Look at these shoes!" "Tonight." "Tonight I'll look at it." "Oh, my darling." "I'm so proud of you." "Tonight!" "You were the one who gave me the idea to get it." " I think it's like mine." " It's a beautiful watch, yes?" "Dr. Kats, my boss, and his wife..." "Her family is in the jewellery business, so he took me there..." " to get it engraved." " It opens at the top, like mine." "What?" "Don't get you fingers..." " You got your fingerprints all over it." " Nathan won't know." " Anyway, do you think he will like it?" " Sure, he will." "I think he'll be very pleased." "It... you know, it cost... a great deal of money." "More than I could afford." "Anyway, who cares?" "Today, money doesn't seem very important." "Get the champagne!" "He's going to..." "Get them!" " I got it!" " Champagne is in the back!" "I couldn't remember Nathan's brand when I went to the store." " Yeah?" "What kind?" " The guy at the shop said... something Rose." "He said it's very good." " Surprise!" " Surprise!" "Is it your brand?" "I couldn't remember." "Stingo got you that champagne." "That's sweet." "It's beautiful." "Look at you." " Yeah!" "Do you like?" " Very becoming." "That would become you more." " What?" " Haven't I told you... that the only think I absolutely demanded of you... the only single thing..." "is fidelity?" "And didn't I tell you that if you ever were with this guy Kats... ever again outside of work, and if you walk with this cheap schmuck... this fraud, that I 'd break your ass?" " Yeah, but." " This afternoon he brings... you home again." "You spent the whole fucking afternoon with him." "Or should, I say you spent the whole afternoon with him fucking?" " Nathan!" " Did you try the new dress for him?" "So he could strip it off in a cheap hotel room?" "Did he line up your vertebra in a nice neat line... while he was humping you?" "I bet he does quite a number." "Wait!" "Nathan!" "How do you know he took her home?" "Did you follow her?" "How did you find out Kats took her home?" "You're going to feel like a fool when you find out why." "Please, don't!" "A baby southern artist defending a little pollack whore." "To bad our celebration will be of more mundane stripe than I intended." " I think you should go." " I'm not going to let you alone with him." " You don't understand..." " You don't have to take this shit!" "Let's just cut out all the ugly shit!" "Yeah, poor this." "Let's celebrate." "You know why?" "We're here to toast you." "But what are we here to toast?" " You're right." "I'm terribly sorry." " That's all right." "I don't know what's come over me." "Here..." "Here is to my best friend..." " and my best girl." " There you are." "Look what I got you, anyway." "I had the wrapping, you know, but I..." "It's beautiful." "Very beautiful." " Do you like it?" " Lf I like it?" "I love it." "Yes?" "She's just like Stingo's." "It is?" " It has an engraving." " It's beautiful." "Beautiful." "This toast is in honor... my complete disassociation... from you two creeps." "Disassociation from you... the Coony Chiropractic cunt of King's County... and you, the dreary dregs of Dixie." "You have not fooled me, young Stingo." "Since you so graciously allowed me to read your magnum Southern opus... about your adolescent self-pity..." " for your poor dead mother." " Knock it off, Nathan." "However, look on it optimistically... you might be on the verge of a whole new form... the "Southern Comic Book"!" " And now, my sweet..." " Stin..." "I want to ask you one question that's been burning in my mind for so long." "Then maybe you can explain something to me." "The reason maybe of why you are here..." "Wait... walking the streets... wearing this enticing perfumery... engaged in syrup tissue's winery with not one... but two, count them, ladies and gentlemen... two chiropractors!" "In short, making hay... waiting the sunshine to employ an old maid... while at Auschwitz, the ghosts of the millions of the dead..." " still seek an answer." " No." "Tell me..." "Tell me Sophie." "The same anti-Semitism... for which Poland has gained such a worldwide recognition... that this similar anti-Semitism guide your own destiny, help you along... protect you in a manner of speaking so you became one of the minuscule... handful of people who lived..." "while the millions died?" "Tell me." "Tell me why." "Explanation, please!" "Tell me why... old lucky number 11379..." "Tell me... why you inhabit the land of the living?" "What splendid little tricks and strategies... is inside that lovely head of yours to allow you to breath... the clear polish air?" "What a multitude at Auschwitz choked slowly..." " on the gas?" " No!" " Explain!" " Stop it!" "Explain!" " Lay off of her!" " Get off of my way!" "Get off of my..." "Stay away!" "Stay out!" "Stay out!" "Get out of here!" "Go away!" "I'm leaving the house, they're here." "I come back, two empty rooms." "No Nathan, no Sophie and the last anybody knows he puts her in a cab... and he runs off the other way." "I can't tell how hard it is..." " Is this Dr. Blackstock?" " Yes." "I'm a friend of Sophie Zawistowska's and you may have heard of me, Stingo" "Oh, the writer!" "She's very proud of you!" " I'm trying to track her down." " But don't you live in the same house?" "She moved out last night." "She called in this morning and wasn't well." "I was worried about her." " She is such a tough girl." " Do you know how I could find her?" "What about the boyfriend?" "I think that's over." "Maybe she went to stay with a friend." "I don't know any friends of hers." "There's this Polish girl who work for a professor at Brooklyn College." "I remember her name." "It was Sonja Wajinska." "Is a woman named Sonja Wajinska work here?" "No, I'm sorry." "She went back to Poland six months ago." "But if you like, I can give you her address." "Thank you." "Do you know her friend Sophie Zawistowska?" "Yes." "She came here once to visit Sonja, but she did not came back." "I recognized her from my days at the University of Krakow." "She is the daughter of professor Bieganski." "Were you student of his?" "I heard him lecture once." "That was enough." "I know he is very unspoken about the Nazis." "He was crazy about the Nazis." "I think because they hate the Jews as much as he did." "The Nazis killed him." "They came one day and made a clean sweep of all academics." "And they didn't stop to check their political views." "I think you have the wrong man." "Look, I shall show you..." "Zbigniew Bieganki..." "Look, Bieganski... professor of Law at the University of Krakow... from 1919 to 1939... known for his anti-Semitic threats." "A major promulgator of the ghetto pension rule... which made it illegal for Jewish students... to seat on the same bench as polls." "So..." "I told Yetta I was leaving." "A few weeks before I had received a letter from my father." "He had inherited a small farm and knowing I was running out of money proposed that I'd come back South and live on it." "I could not bear to stay in Brooklyn." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Sophie?" "You're back!" "Oh, yes." "Hello, Yetta." "I came to get the rest of my things, you know?" " Have you heard from Nathan?" " No." "Not a word." "He just came here this morning to take the rest of his things." "OK." "OK." "Stingo?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry about what happened last night." "But I want you to know that Nathan... didn't mean what he said about your book." "Well, you know that." "Right?" "I know he really loves your writing." "That doesn't matter anymore." "But I mean..." ""we" will still be friends." "You know I'm leaving." "I'm going home." "It should be a better place for me to write." "We've driven you away." "It has nothing to do with you." "I spoke with Dr. Blackstock today." "Oh, Stingo." "Did you go looking for me there?" "I would've left you a note where I went but..." "I just didn't think of it." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry you were worried about me." "I thought your friend Sonja might know where you were." "Sonja?" "Sonja Wajinski?" "But she went back to Poland." "I know that." "I went to Brooklyn College." "She used to work for a Language professor there." "Yes." "I think you met him once." "He knew your father." "Yeah, my father..." "He heard him lecture once... at the University of Krakow where your father taught." "He told you about my father?" "Sophie, why did you lie to me?" "I lied because, you know why?" "I was so afraid..." "I was afraid I'd left alone!" "So..." "Good bye... my friend." "Sophie, I want to understand..." "I'd love to know the truth." "The truth?" "It does not make it easier to understand." "And maybe you think that find out the truth about me... and you'll understand me and then you'd forgive me for all those..." "For all my lies." "I promise I'll never leave you." "You must never promise that." "No one... no one should ever promise that!" "The truth?" "I don't even know what is the truth." "After all these lies I've told..." "My father..." "How can I explain how much I loved my father?" "My father believed that human perfection was a possibility." "Every night I pray to God... to forgive me for always making a disappointment to my father." "And I pray to him... to make worthy of such a great good man." "I was a grown woman." "I was wholly come of age." "I was a married woman... when I realized I hated my father beyond all words to tell it." "It was winter of 1938." "And my father was working for weeks on the speech he calls..." ""Poland Jewish Problem"." "Orderly I typed those speeches... and I don't hear the words, their meaning, but... this time I came upon a word that I have never heard it before." "The solution for Poland Jewish Problem, he concludes... is "vernichtung"." "Extermination." "I have not meant to go to the ghetto that afternoon... but something made me go there." "I stood there I don't know how long... watching these people that my father has condemned to die." "All these men, these women, these children would be "vernichtung"." "Extermination." "I suddenly remembered that my father is waiting for that speech... and I hurry home to finish the typing but... in my rushing and my haste to finish that..." "I make so many mistakes in the sentences and..." "I run with it to the University and my father has no time... to check that before speaking." "And he get up in front of all those people... and he reads the speech and makes those mistakes... and I see him getting so angry." "And when it was over, he came up to me..." "I was with my husband, of course." "And in front of him and all his colleague he said:" "Zozia... your intelligence is pulp." "Pulp." "I didn't have any courage to say:" ""Yes, but what about the Jews?"" "The Jewish people, but..." "After that he didn't trust me anyway." "And neither did my husband." "Afterwards in Warsaw..." "I had lover... who was very, very good to me." "Josef lived with his half-sister Wanda." "She was a leader in the Resistance." "Two weeks later... the Gestapo killed Josef." "They cut his throat." "They had courage." "Oh, God, they had courage!" "Not too long after that, they killed Josef..." "I was arrested." "My children were sent with me to Auschwitz." "When the train arrived at Auschwitz... the Germans made the selection." "Who would live and who would die." "Ian, my little boy..." "Ian, my little boy, was sent to the "Kinderlogg"... which was the children's camp." "And my little girl, Eva, was sent to crematorium II." "She was exterminated." "Thanks to my perfect German... and my secretarial skills... and the things my father had taught me... so well." "I came to work... for Rudolf Hoess..." "Commandant of Auschwitz." "The day they took me to work for Hoess..." "I was forced to walk pass block 25..." "That is where they took the prisoners that were... selected for extermination." "The people there were made to stand for, sometimes, days." "They were naked and they had no water." "And their hands reached out from the bars... and they cried and pleaded." "But in that night..." "I kept saying to myself..." ""I have saved my son, I have saved my son"." ""Tomorrow I can see him!"" ""And I can tell him good bye"." ""And he will have been saved"." "Oh, my God, I had such happiness that night!" "Such hope!" "But Hoess did not keep his word." "I never did know what happened to my little boy." "So, you know, that's why I didn't want to... to live no more." "Till Nathan came and... he made me live for him." "Live for me, Sophie." "Live for me." "Oh, my God!" "What have we done to you?" "Be careful!" "Stingo!" "Nathan, put down the chair!" "This is no time for fun!" " Put down the chair!" " Put down the chair." " Stingo!" " Oh, telephone." "It's Dr. Landau, Nathan's brother." "Thank you." "Hello, this is Larry." " Nathan's brother." " Yes, Larry!" " Nathan has talked about you." " I know you've been friends." " He has talked about you." "Is that possible for us to arrange a meeting?" "Sure." "Just tell when and where." "My brother thinks the world of you." "I've never met anybody more brilliant than Nathan." " He's such a breath at knowledge." " You're right." "He is convinced you're going to be a... major writer, something he wants me to be." "Please, sit down." "Seems to me, he's got to do everything he chooses." "He's told you and Sophie that he is a research biologist." "At pfizer." "This... biologist business... is my brother's masquerade." "He has no degree of any kind." "All that is a simple fabrication." "The truth is, he's quite mad." " Christ!" " One of those conditions where... weeks, months, even years go by without any manifestations." "He has a job at pfizer in the company library." "An undemanding sinecure I got for him where he can do a lot of reading... without bothering anyone and he does a little research... for one the legitimate biologist on the staff." "I'm not sure Nathan would forgive me if he knew that I told you." "He made me swear never to tell Sophie." "She knows nothing." "The cruelest joke is that he was born the perfect child." "He excelled in everything." "Even Nathan's teachers would speculate on what he would achieve." "See, he was the kind of child... everyone is prepared to take the credit for." "When he was 10, we were told that the... child genius was a paranoid schizophrenic" "From then on, the only schools he attended were... expensive funny farms." "What can I do?" "If he could stay off the drugs... he might have a chance." "Drugs?" "What is he on?" "Benzedrine, cocaine." " You didn't know?" " No, I did not." "I want you to spy on him." "But if you could simply keep tabs on him... and report back to me by phone from time to time... letting me know how he's getting on." "I'm sorry to have to involve you this way." "I don't think you understand." "I love them both." "They're friends of mine." "Good morning, Mr. Stingo." "We were afraid something terrible might have happened to you." "Miss Sophie was all for having me institute a search." " You indeed look ravishing" " Thank you, very much." "So, what you all want to do this evening?" "Come, darling." "This was Nathan's idea to surprise you with a Southern evening." "Your book has wet my appetite to know about the South." "And about the trip, too." "Miss Sophie and I have been discussing the possibility of... taking a tour to your beloved Dixie in October." "And I've been thinking, if it's all right with Miss Sophie..." "Sure." "...that maybe we could make a wedding trip... and have you join us not just as our best friend... but as my best man." "I have the honor... to request your hand in marriage." "To have and to hold... from this day forth... till death us do part." "With this ring..." "I be true myself to you." "Believe it, it's traditional for the groom to give a gift... to the best man." "I told Nathan that you'd have to put that book away... for a while to make money and that made him very said." "Nathan, I can't possibly accept this." "Stingo, don't reject this." "Don't waste your talent." "I don't know how to thank you." "Future Mrs. Landau... give me the honor of this dance." "It's not really about Nathan." "What do you mean?" "You don't know?" "It's supposed to be a secret." "He confided in me that he and his team... discovered a cure for polio... in my house." "If only my Saul could have lived to see the day." " The car is ready, Mrs. Zimmerman." " I'll be down." "What did Nathan say when he saw you?" "I haven't seem him." "He and Sophie left here a couple hours ago." "He said he'd look for you and straighten things out once and for all." " Wait, what?" " I guess you just missed them." "Sophie said he was imagining things trying to soothe him... the way she does when he gets like that." "God knows what was going through his mind now." "I told you to watch out." "Next time you'll listen to me." "I got better things to do." " Do you know where he is now?" " I don't know." " Hello." " God damn you to hell forever." "Nathan?" " Are you all right?" " Oh, yes." "I'm all right." " What's wrong with your arm?" " He was breaking my arm." "I got frightened and I ran away." "He has a gun, Stingo." "I think he's going to use it." "I shouldn't have left him there." "We should go find..." " Nathan?" " Stingo." "Now you listen." "Listen to me." "Is he good?" "Nathan!" " Oh, God!" " Nathan!" "My darling, will you forgive me?" " Get off that phone, you whore!" " You know that I love you." "I don't want to speak to you again!" "Nathan, we love you very much, all right?" "We'd do nothing to hurt you." "Now you tell us where you are." "God damn you to hell forever for betraying me... behind my back, you whom I trust like the best friend I ever had." "And that shit-eating grin of yours day after day?" "Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth when you gave me your manuscript to read." ""Ah, gee, Nathan." "Thank you so much"." "When not 15 minutes earlier... you'd been in bed with the woman I was going to marry." "Marry!" "Marry!" "I'd burn in hell before I'd marry a two-timing Pollack... who'd spread her legs for a Southern shit-ass betraying me like that." "We're going to come get you." "Where are you?" "Don't come." "Stay where you are." "I'm going to come get you." " Both of you." " Jesus?" "Nathan!" "Don't go away." "You know what am I going to do... to you deceitful, unspeakable pigs." "Listen!" " Now I'm going to get you." " Oh, God!" "I called his brother's office." "Larry is in Toronto." "They're going to try to reach him." "I should've stayed there." "Maybe I could've helped him." "He's never been this bad before." "I think he could've killed us." " I think he could've killed us both." " I don't care that I'll die." "I'm afraid that he'll die without me." "Thank you." "Stingo." "Where are we going?" "Well, I want to take you to see the Washington sights." "We'll go by the White House." "We may get a pick Harry Truman" "I mean... where are we going?" "Where are we really going?" "Well, I'm going to take you down to that farm... that I told about, in South of Virginia." "I think once we get settled in there we can... drive over to Richmond... get a good phonograph and buy some records." "What do you mean "get settled in there?"" "Well..." "I love you very much, Sophie." "And I..." "I want to marry you." "I want you to live in that farm with me." "I want to write my books, I want you to help me... raise a family... because I..." "I love you very, very much." "Is it too much to hope you might... you might love me too?" "Listen, Stingo, I'm... beyond 30 years now, you know?" "What are you going to do with an old polish lady like me?" "Manage!" "Manage." ""Old woman"..." "Don't talk that way." "You..." "You're always going to be... my number one." "Well, then yes." "We could go down there." "Sure." "We could live there for a while and then..." "We're not getting married because we could decide that later." "Sophie..." "In that little country place that we'd be living in... we would have to be married." "It full of Christians down there, you know?" "Well..." "I don't know, I mean..." "Getting married soon, I love you for a very long time." "I know you're fond of me." "Give this time." "Just give this time." "We'll be fine." "It's not just the age difference, you know?" "...between you and me, Stingo." "You should have another mother for your children." "Only you." "It would not be fair to your children to have me as their mother." "Sophie, that would be the luckiest children in the world." "I'm going to die of something." "I'm going to tell you something I never told anybody." "Never, but I need a drink." "So won't you get me that first?" "In the day that we went... to Auschwitz, it was Spring, you know, and... we only arrived there at night." "It was a warm night." "It was a beautiful night." "So... we'll go to that farm tomorrow." "But please, Stingo, don't... talk about marriage... and children." "It's enough that... we'll go down there to that farm... to live... for a while." "I was 22 and a virgin... and was clasping in my arms at last... the goddess of my unending fantasies." "My lust was inexhaustible." "Sophie's lust was both a plunge into carnal oblivion... and a flight from memory and grief." "More than that, I now see..." "It was a frantic and orgiastic attempt to beat back death." ""My dearest Stingo..." "You are such a beautiful lover." "I had to leave and... forgive me for not saying goodbye but I must go back to Nathan." "Believe me, you'll find some wonderful woman... to make you happy on that farm." "But when I woke I was feeling so terrible and... in Despair about Nathan." "By that I mean so filled with guilt... and thoughts of death." "It was like ice... flowing into my blood." "So..." "I must be with Nathan again for whatever that means." "I may not see you again, but... do believe me how much knowing you have meant to me." "You are a great lover, Stingo." "Sophie"." "He worked in a pharmaceutical lab." "I think that's how he got a hold on the cyanide." "They found it next to the bed, you know?" " What lab, you know?" " I'm not sure." ""Ample make this bed." "Make this bed with awe." "In it..." "I'll wait till judgment break." "Excellent and fair." "Be its mattress straight." "Be its pillow round." "Let no sunrise yellow noise... interrupt this ground"." "And so ended my voyage of discovery... in a place as strange as Brooklyn." "I let go the rage and sorrow for Sophie and Nathan... and for the many others who were but a few... of the butchered and betrayed and martyred children of the Earth." "When I could finally see again..." "I saw the first rays of daylight reflected in the murky river." "This was not judgment day." "Only morning." "Morning:" "Excellent and fair."

"Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience." "Boy, did I have a crazy dream last night." "What was it?" "I was at this party with a bunch of strangers." "The food was great." "The music was loud." "All of a sudden, everybody in the place stopped and was lookin' at me, and I realized that I wasn't wearing any pants." "Oh, yes, yes." "I've had that dream a million times." "Yeah, me, too, and boy, is it ever embarrassing, huh?" "Why is that?" "Uh... uh, Norm?" "Never embarrassed me." "Tell you the one I hate." "You know, you're back in college, right?" "And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam." "Oh, yeah, that one's the worst." "What're you talkin' about, Carla?" "You never went to college." "It's a dream, stupid." "Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door?" "Then the girl gives you claim check number six." "So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware." "Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake." "Yeah, oh, yeah." "(piano plays)" "?" "Making your way in the world today ?" "?" "Takes everything you've got ?" "?" "Taking a break from all your worries ?" "?" "Sure would help a lot ?" "?" "Wouldn't you like to get away?" "?" "?" "Sometimes you want to go ?" "?" "Where everybody knows your name ?" "?" "And they're always glad you came ?" "?" "You want to be where you can see ?" "?" "Our troubles are all the same ?" "?" "You want to be where everybody knows your name ?" "?" "You want to go where people know ?" "?" "People are all the same ?" "?" "You want to go where everybody knows your name. ?" "Two vodka martinis and a Wallbanger." "Wallbanger!" "Sam, I need to ask a big favor." "All right, as long as it doesn't interfere with your job." "Okay, then, I need to ask a huge favor." "Would it be possible two weeks from this coming Wednesday for me to leave work early about ten minutes?" "Sure, why not?" "Oh, thank you, Sam." "Thank you very much." "And thank you for not prying further into the matter." "Especially since, well, I've no valid excuse for my early departure." "Sam, I must be frank." "Sounds good." "I'll be Bob." "I mean, it's not as if I had a dental appointment or had to pick up some relative at the airport." "Okay, Diane, why do you have to leave early two weeks from this Wednesday?" "Well, if you must know..." "I have a date." "Oh, yeah, I've heard of those." "Have fun." "Oh, sweet transparent bravado." "Could there be a soul dearer than the little boy lost, trembling on the edge of despair, yet struggling manfully to maintain his stiff upper lip?" "Thank you for noticing." "Oh, wait, Sam, wait." "One more thing." "What?" "After our five-star-dinner- and-season-premiere- of-the-ballet date," "Chad" " Dr. Stark, may desire a kiss." "Would you mind-- should he ask-- if I let his lips touch mine?" "Touch your what?" "Oh, Mr. Peterson, I forgot." "Some guy dropped by earlier and asked me to give this to you." "Oh, thank you, Woody." "And thank you, God!" "Oh, well, what's that, Normie?" "A research grant from the National Beer Foundation?" "No, Cliffie, just a measly little pair of sky-view seats for the Sox-Yankee doubleheader tomorrow." "Whoa, you're kidding me!" "I pulled every string I had and I could only score standing room." "Come on." "How'd you get that?" "Sammy, it's not who you know, it's who I know, all right?" "Yeah." "A client friend of mine, Jerry Donahue, sent those babies over to thank me for being such a fantastic financial counselor." "No, seriously, how'd you get 'em?" "I'm tellin' you," "I saved the guy a bundle on his taxes last year." "He asked me to invest his windfall, you know?" "And in the space of six short months," "I kinda doubled his money." "We got lucky on a little convenience mart in Worcester." "What'd you do?" "Hold it up?" "(laughs)" "You guys are hilarious." "But Jerry's laughing all the way to the bank, all right?" "I diversified the guy." "We went into, uh, mutuals, and a very pretty little biotech company that just went public." "Boy, sounds like you got the Midas touch there." "You should hear some of the other great ideas we have cooked up." "Yeah?" "Like what?" "Mm... no, no, sorry, guys." "My lips are sealed." "Buy you a beer." "It's called "Tan 'N Wash"." "Tan and wash, guys." "The ultimate marriage of luxury and convenience." "A combination tanning salon and coin-operated laundry." "Get real." "Come on." "The timing's right on this." "Summer tans are fading." "Winter's coming." "It's always dirty clothes season." "It's gonna be the hottest place in town." "I'm glad you're already thinking about arson." "(laughs):" "Yeah, arson." "Don't listen to them, Norman." "And never be deterred by the mindless jibes of the ignorant masses." "Those ignorant masses are gonna be our customers." "Hey, I'll be there will bells on." "Everyone'll be there, buddy, fluffing, folding, relaxing happily beneath the healthful rays of a federally approved UVA bronzing unit." "Well, Normie," "I gotta say it's the silliest, most harebrained scheme" "I've ever heard of." "Yeah." "Well, I gotta go." "(quietly):" "Normie, walk me out." "I'm not leaving yet, Cliff." "Neither am I." "Ma and I want in." "In where?" "Don't be naive, Normie." "Put me up for five shares." "No, no, no." "Investments are risky, Cliff." "Look, I never do business with friends, all right?" "Besides, it's 200 bucks a share." "Put me down for five, too, will ya?" "Oh, great, Norm, now the cat's outta the bag!" "CARLA:" "I think you're all crazy." "But if Clavin makes big bucks and I don't," "I won't be able to live with the shame." "Give me a share." "Oh, me, too!" "Me, too!" "You, Diane?" "Laying bets on a laundry?" "Well, in my case, it's not a gamble, but rather a show of faith in our great free enterprise system." "Yes, even Diane Chambers is not immune to the renaissance of American patriotism in the 1980s." "Although I hasten to remind you this does not imply any shifting of my support toward the current administration." "I hope nobody was looking for a silent partner." "CARLA:" "You know, Diane, you shouldn't be investin' in a tanning salon." "You oughta be usin' one." "You got skin the color of Elmer's glue." "I happen to have what Restoration poets refer to as "alabaster skin."" "Well, at least your hair looks nice." "Besides, with my rendezvous with Chad coming up," "I dare not risk freckling." "Why not?" "If it got boring, you could always play connect-the-dots." "God, how this must torment you." "No, no, no, come on, Norm." "You gonna let us in or not?" "Let's just change the subject, all right?" "Hey, he's tryin' to sidetrack us." "This thing must be a gold mine." "Yeah, yeah, hey, Normie, uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but yesterday you had a letter you needed mailed." "I did it, and you can at least return the favor." "Cliffie, that's your job." "Well, all right." "Then, as one professional to another-- come on, Norm!" "(all pleading)" "I know what's gonna happen!" "I know what's gonna happen." "Somethin's gonna go wrong and you're all gonna blame me." "(all protesting)" "All right, well, well." "All right, yes!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Hey, Wood, do you want in?" "I don't think so." "You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice." ""Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye." ""Never talk when you can listen." ""And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."" "Afternoon, everybody." "ALL:" "Norm!" "Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." "So... what's the deal with the, uh, "Tan 'N Wash"?" "For a new business, I'd say Tan 'N Wash is doing as well as could be expected." "Oh, yeah?" "I dropped by this morning and the only customer in the place was a lonely woman kicking the hell out of a jammed change machine." "Oh, come on." "By the way, you owe me a quarter and a new pair of shoes." "Patience, Carla, all right?" "Patience." "There are gray skies on the horizon." "Yeah, it's gonna get cold and damp and miserable." "We'll be wading in customers." "Yeah, I think we're wading in something right now." "I've worked out a great new promotional campaign." "Promotional campaign?" "Yeah." "Whew!" "Hey, hey!" "Check out Mr. Tan there, huh?" "Say, Sammy, did you just fly to the tropics and spend a week and thousands of dollars under the blazing, unhealthy sun?" "(dismissive laugh)" "No, no, Norm." "No, I just spent my lunch hour under some healthful, federally approved UVA rays at the Tan 'N Wash." "Say, those clothes are really lookin' clean there, pal." "Well, thank you, Norm." "Yeah." "Now is it true that with these coupons anyone can get 25% off on their first five visits?" "Well, that's what I hear." "Great." "Well!" "Hey..." "I tell ya, is that Cliff Clavin or is that Don Ho, huh?" "Uh..." "Where ya been, buddy, some, uh, faraway island resort?" "Oh, easy mistake, Norm, but, no, I got this tan right here in Beantown." "Is that at the new Tan 'N Wash" "I've been hearing so danged much about?" "That's right, Normie." "And, by the way, did you realize that the tan first gained popularity in what is now known as the Bronze Age?" "Great, great." "Well, I'm sold." "Oh, and, by the way, look how white I used to be." "You wore your socks in the tanning booth?" "Well, I, I gotta be careful, Sammy." "The Clavin men have, uh, feet like a baby's bottom." "With faces to match." "Will you back off, Carla?" "I don't see you pitchin' in for the cause here." "Yeah, yeah?" "Well, all I know is I wouldn't stick a fork in a toaster, never mind my valuables." "Come on, guys." "Uh, whatta you say we snap up these flyers?" "They can't last forever." "Wouldn't be so sure, Norm." "You know, Peterson, you've got the guts of a burglar." "In here peddling a tanning salon on the sunniest day of the year." "Outside of someone with a financial interest in the place, who'd be stupid enough to spend a minute in your rip-off joint?" "You try to help out a few newly enterprising friends and what do you get for your trouble?" "45 minutes in hell." "Sit." "Keep it down, will ya?" "Keep it down here." "Keep it down?" "I've got the worst sunburn of my life, thanks to a faulty thermo-regulator on tanning machine number three, the Bahama Mama." "Frasier, you're supposed to start off slowly, all right?" "But I must say, you do have one heck of a fantastic base coat there, Fras." "Yeah." "Yeah, and your, uh, your shirt sure smells fresher." "Really?" "It's not too lemony?" "Not for you." "(humming "Isn't It Romantic")" "(humming)" "Sorry." "(humming)" "Well, it's just that it's such a lovely, sunny day out... as your tanned faces will attest." "Well, I guess I'm feeling especially girlish." "How come, Miss Chambers?" "Nah, nah, nah, don't, don't." "You know, Woody-- the usual thing that puts a bounce in a girl's step." "Ah!" "Support hose." "You're adorable." "No, I'm referring to a very special evening." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Didn't you have a date or something last night?" "You know perfectly well I saw Chad, but-- it was no big deal." "(humming "Isn't It Romantic")" "Yeah." "I refuse to ask her about last night." "You ask her, Woody." "Gotcha." "Well, looky here." "The paper predicts the same high for Boston as Honolulu." "That is Honolulu, Hawaii, the state where you can get a free tan all year round." "Carla, if you're trying to say something, why don't you just spit it out, all right?" "Tan 'N' Wash bites it." "Okay, I'll admit Indian summer's killing us temporarily, but this is Boston." "It's gonna get cold." "(humming "Isn't It Romantic")" "Hey, Sam." "I found out all about Miss Chambers' date." "I mean, uh... beautiful night of magic." "Just spill it, will ya, Woody?" "Well, the ballet was exquisite, but it paled by comparison to the enchanting coach ride under the stars." "Chad held her porcelain - like hand lightly, tracing tiny circles on her alamander..." "Alabaster." "...alabaster skin, and then, fearing that the spell might be broken, she invited him up to her pied-de-teer for some quiet conversation and warm brandy, and then..." "What?" "Miss Chambers said if you want to hear the rest, you gotta ask her yourself." "(laughing) Oh..." "Forget it!" "Forget it, man!" "Oh, ask her, Sam." "Sounds like you won't be disappointed." "Forget it." "Frasier, a sunburn?" "No, I'm doing my impression of a blood blister." "CARLA:" "Hey, Frasier." "You know, there's something I've always been meaning to ask you." "What was your reaction the first time you saw Diane naked?" "(screams in pain)" "Normie, I can't hold out any longer." "Ma's getting antsy." "The last time she spent a thousand dollars was on a house." "Cliff, I'm sorry." "I-I really am, but you guys begged me to let ya in." "It's not like I didn't warn you." "CARLA:" "Oh, sure." ""Don't do this." "I pray to God you don't do this."" "You call that a warning?" "You know, I predicted this." "You guys are nervous Nellies and you're trying to blame it all on me." "I want out, Norm." "Yeah, me, too." "Who wants a tan in the winter anyway?" "Wait, wait." "This is not the smart move." "You gotta hang in there." "You gotta roll with the punches, all right?" "You're gonna roll with the punches if you don't get us outta this." "Nah, I just don't think that we're cut out for it." "No." "Apparently not, all right?" "Yeah, geez, have it your way, guys, okay?" "Look, all right, I tell ya what." "Okay?" "I'll personally buy out your shares, all right?" "I'll have your checks in the mail within a week." "Stupid mistake." "Stupid." "Stupid." "Ooh, ooh, boy." "It's still snowing out there." "Yeah, and every flake means another buck in Norm's pocket." "You, you guys still moaning because Norm hit the jackpot and you didn't?" "Hey, come on, Paul, give us some credit for being adults, huh?" "Hey, what do you say we toilet paper his house?" "Nah, it'd only make it look better." "Sam, excuse me." "May I have your ear for a moment?" "Sure." "Just don't leave any bite marks." "Sam, I've decided to break off my relationship with Chad." "Who?" "What an actor you are." "You know, if you hadn't chosen bartending, you could well have had a career in the theater." "Or as a model." "Anyway, you needn't continue this charade of nonchalance." "I'm ending my affaire de coeur because I can sense how it's secretly gnawing away at you." "Okay. all right." "I'm glad." "All I've been able to think about is you and Chad." "In your apartment." "In his car, on the stairs." "Doing things even we never did." "I mean, I can't eat," "I can't sleep." "Oh, Sam." "Really?" "Gee, maybe I could have been an actor." "Oh!" "Afternoon, everybody." "Norm!" "Norman." "How're you feeling today, Norm?" "Rich and thirsty." "Pour me a beer." "Yes, sir, Mr. Peterson." "Boy, you sure have gotten successful, huh?" "Well, Woody, you know what they say about success." "It's one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration." "So is your shirt." "Yeah, and you know what else they say about success there, Mr. Rockeflounder?" "It's lonely at the top." "Yeah, but the food's better, Cliff." "Hey, you don't have to rub our noses in it, man." "I mean, we're your friends, after all." "Friends?" "You call yourselves friends?" "The last four or five times I've walked in here, you treat me as if I've done something wrong." "You know, not one of you guys has bothered to congratulate me for my success." "Which, I might add, you all had a chance to share in." "Maybe I should just take my refreshment business elsewhere." "When I think of all the hours I wasted in here when I could have been wasting them somewhere else." "DIANE:" "Norman, Norman." "Please don't leave." "We're taking it out on you, but we're really mad at ourselves." "The hostility you're feeling is for our own stupidity at bailing out of this project." "Right, everyone?" "You guys are beautiful." "Oh, well, come on, wait a second." "Come on back here." "Yeah, we've been actin' like creeps, Normie." "CARLA:" "I'll fluff up your favorite stool." "Yeah, I'll open a fresh bag of pretzels." "And I'll pour you a beer just the way you like it-- within reach." "What we're trying to say here is, we're sorry." "CLIFF:" "Yeah." "You had the guts to stick it out, and we didn't, and you deserve all the success now." "Thank you, Sam." "Guys." "I'm really glad to hear that because, uh," "I have a little surprise for you guys." "I never took you out of Tan 'N' Wash at all." "And here are your first dividend checks right here, huh?" "Oh, Norman!" "You're kidding me." "(all talking excitedly)" "ALL: ?" "For he's a jolly good fellow ?" "?" "For he's a jolly good fellow, ?" "?" "For he's a jolly good fellow, ?" "(phone rings)" "WOODY:" "Cheers." "It's for you." "Put 'em on hold." "?" "Which nobody can deny. ?" "Hey." "All right." "This is great." "Hey, look at that!" "It's snowing even harder out now." "Oh, it's a harbinger of good fortune!" "You said it, bone butt!" "Snow today means dough tomorrow." "Hey, let's carry Mr. Peterson around the bar on our shoulders and then go play in the snow." "Let's go play in the snow." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Last one out's a Clavin." "No, you're not." "You're not gonna get me this time." "Oh, I'm always the Clavin." "Ah, Woody." "Woody, Woody, Woody." "Look at them, huh?" "Isn't that great?" "They're singin' and dancin'." "It gives me a great feeling all over to do something good for those people." "Oh, speaking of people, you got one on hold here." "Hello." "Yeah, hi." "Oh, no." "No." "No, get out." "No!" "What're you...?" "No, man, no!" "No..." "Well, at least we..." "No?" "!" "We, no, but wait a, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Bad news, Mr. Peterson?" "Wrong number, Woody." "Aren't those annoying?" "(all yelling, laughing)" "Uh..." "Huh!" "Guys!" "Good friends!" "Listen, people, uh, excuse me!" "Listen, I know things have been going just beautifully, but, uh, hey, would you stop jumping up and down for a second?" "!" "Thank you." "Now let's just take a hypothetical situation." "Just for fun, let's just say that the roof collapsed over at Tan 'N' Wash from the weight of all this snow and by some little quirk we didn't have any insurance." "How would you guys feel about that, huh?" "Just checking."

"Okay, Big Lou has called the meeting to order." "Thank you, my friend." "Mmm." "Okay, we need to talk about our vacation to the Bahamas." "Can we talk about how we all spend every second together, so it's insane for us to also travel together?" "All in favor of Grayson not being able to speak anymore?" " It passes." " Yeah, but" "Zip it." "Okay, we're leaving in three days." "We need to decide whether we're gonna invite Tom." "He is part of the gang now." "On the other hand, he's Tom." "With the combo of our booze intake and our general poor judgment," "I think having a doctor around is a pro." "True." "But warning-- I am horrible at small talk." "You do not want to sit next to me on the beach." " Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons." " Pro-- he's eager to please, so you know he'll wake up early and get pool chairs." "Con-- he's Tom." "I know I already said this." "But I think it's worth mentioning twice." "I've always wanted to go to the Bahamas." "Interestingly, for years, the country's principal industry was ship salvaging." "That is some God-awful small talk." "See, there I go." "I got to say, it's a toss-up." " Yeah, 50/50." " Not to me." " Welcome aboard, buddy." " Yeah, man!" " Huzzah!" " Cheers." "_" "Nice shoes." "Did you make them?" "Sit down, have some coffee, then be horrible." "All right." "Dad, we don't need you to stay over." "We just need you to water the plants while we're gone." "Yeah, but I want to stay." "This weekend, Gulfhaven is hosting a Clint Eastwood movie marathon and a soup festival." "There's gonna be old people everywhere." "Aww, so you're gonna be trolling for some old ladies, aren't you, daddy?" "I hope I get some rest on this vacation." "Lately, I've been sleeping like a baby." "Oh, you poor thing." "Sleeping like a baby is a good thing." "Babies wake up every 10 minutes, hungry and screaming." "That is not restful." "No, no, no, no, don't do that thing where you take a well-established saying and then change it to..." "Where's Ellie?" "Change approved!" "What are we looking at?" "I wish you had a TV in here." "This is awkward." "Yeah, yeah." "This is what awkward... is." "What's the big deal?" "We've hung out on my bed a million times." "Well, now that we've both said that we liked each other," "I mean, it's out there." "This is practically our first date." "God, why am I so nervous?" "You know, maybe we should just watch a movie and hang out like we normally do." " Good call." " Thank God." "Hey, and for the record," "I wore underwear tonight so you'd think I was classy." "No, you didn't." "I didn't." "Turns out, I don't actually own any." "It's hard to walk around holding a bunch of cakes, so we decided that a "cakewalk" is something that's hard to do." "Someone in a funk, they need to be "slapped out of it."" "And since "slim chance" means that it probably won't happen," ""fat chance" means that it definitely will." "Oh, and also you know how getting your ass kicked always sucks?" "Well, anything that's really terrible "kicks ass."" " That makes sense." " It doesn't." "Dad, this is our new neighbor, Anne." " Oh, hello." " Hello, back." "Aren't you lovely." "I'm actually staying here all week." " Dad, she's married." " I'm having a nap." "Oh, I need to go, too." "I have to pick up a case of whiskey." "Oh, yeah, my girl can party!" "No, it's for a funeral." " I feel terrible." " It was my good friend." "Colon cancer got him." "Oh, I'm so sorry." " That kicks ass." " Stop." "Thank you." "The sad part is, had he gone to his doctor for regular checkups, they could have caught it." "Bye." "Bye." "What, are you sad because of Anne's friend?" "No, dummy, she's sad because in the last two seconds, she's decided her dad's gonna die of some terrible disease." " Right, sweetie?" " There's just so much I should have told him." "I know." "I'd be so much of a better husband than you." "You're lucky you have a penis." "Yeah, they're pretty cool." "What are you doing?" "You know, they got a lot of great deals on new cars." "Do you have any money?" "I do not." "You know, I got a slightly-used BLT, and I'd love to get into a Monte Cristo." "Why do you want a car?" "What's wrong with your golf cart?" "Oh, you know, it's a little too small for certain things." "I can't feel my legs." "How much further to the ken" "No, no, no, no!" "Whoa!" "Dog Travis will bolt if he hears that we're heading to the K-E-N-E-L." "Think you're giving him too much credit." "This dog is a genius, bud." "They spelled "kennel" wrong." "Aw!" "My fault for saying it." "Hey." "Got you a Bahama hat." "Cool." "Am I joining a boy band?" "♪ Hee hee ♪" "Whoo!" "Am I too pretty to be the tough one?" "I never know what the hell anyone's talking about around here." "Why are y'all going to the Bahamas anyway?" "Nothing to do there but sit around and drink." "Yeah, we'll try to make the best of it." "I always dreamed about going to see Hollywood." "Hollywood-- bunch of loser wannabe actors, sending out their lame homemade video reels to casting agents who never even call them back." "Dad, someone really close to Anne just recently passed away." " Her husb" " Not her husband." " Thank God." " I mean, how hard is it to make one phone call?" ""Look, your video reel was fine-- okay?" " but maybe concentrate on modeling for now."" "I will take that hat back so fast." "Anyway, when is the last time that you went to the doctor and got checked out?" "Had to be about five years ago." "Good night, June-bug." "Are you already in your crazy place?" "Yeah." "Is it something that wine could solve?" "Maybe if it's Big Lou." "But hurry." "Look, just think happy thoughts, okay?" "Like me in my hat or my boy band, yeah." "Everything's gonna be okay." "Ooh, that could be our first single." "Everything's gonna be okay, girl ♪" "♪ Girl ♪" "You were taken too soon, Big Lou." "I'll miss you." "Should we pour some out for our homey?" "Mm." "What the hell are they doing?" " Wineglass funeral." " Hmm." "It's only weird the first time you see it." "This is like my fourth one." "Yeah, first time as a murderer." " Ohh!" " For Lou." "For Lou." " Ohh!" " For Lou!" "You all had rings on!" "Promise me you'll all sock him like that when I die." "Yeah, about that, you need to get a checkup, dad." "Why?" "All my parts are still working." "I'm able to pee once every six or seven weeks." "That's a joke." "Honey, look, I'm an old man." "If I go to the doctor, they're gonna find something wrong." "I'd just rather skip all that, keep on whistling past the graveyard." "That sound good, June-bug?" "No." "You tried." "That's all you can do, right?" "We're gonna get him to the doctor before we leave, or we're not going on a vacation." "Fantastic." "Hey, last night was your first date, wasn't it?" "How was your first time as lovers?" "Please don't say it like that." "Well, now I'm only gonna say it like that." "Come on, talk." "Did you guys..." "Slappidy, slappidy, slappidy, slappidy." "Honk-honk." "Bl-bl-bl!" "You two are having fun, aren't you?" " Yes!" " Uh-huh, yeah." "Lovers." "Look, I know we all tend to talk about everything, but, uh, we're not gonna discuss our relationship with you." "It was supes awkward, you guys." "Or we are." "I changed my mind." "It's just really hard to go from being regular friends to being "eee-eee, slappidy, slappidy, honk, honk" friends." "Jules and I were friends first." "Of course, my flawless body helped us get over any awkward parts." " Oh." " You guys will make it." "I promise." "Or you won't, and you'll be doomed." "Thanks." "Doomed as lovers." "Hey, thanks for watching Dog Trav for me." "No problem." "Thank you for not talking too much about your trip" " so I don't get jealous." " Sure." "You know, it's been hard, because the Bahamas are gonna be awesome!" "Ando, can you believe that we're going?" " No!" " Yay!" " Oh, I got us these shirts made." " Ooh, ooh!" ""Ba-Homies."" " Ba-Homies!" " Whoo!" "Sweet!" " Anyway, Dog Trav can be tough to connect with." " Dogs love me." "He's not just some dopey nut-licker." "You know?" "For DT to love you, he must know that you're pure of heart." "Let's start with a trust exercise so he knows that you're not afraid to be vulnerable." "Tell him your most embarrassing secret." "Okay..." "I'm lactose-intolerant." "Well, somebody's clearly holding back." "Come on, try again." "Dig deep." "We can't just drive Chick to the doctor." "We need a fake story." "Like, where's someplace he really wants to go?" "Thailand." "Right, too far." "Oh, a bikini contest!" "Right, because we live in a straight-to-video "National Lampoon" movie." "No one's dumb enough to believe we're going to a bikini contest." "Bikini contest?" "When, where, and how much are the tickets?" "And if they're too pricy, is there some sort of hole-in-the-fence situation where we can watch for free?" "I don't know how much the tickets are, but they can't be too much, can they?" "Wait." "Is this contest real or made-up?" "We're taking Chick to the doctor." "Can I still go to the bikini contest?" "Well, I'm sure we can stop there after the doctor's office." "There is no bikini contest!" "Slap out of it!" "Baby, you're sounding just like us." "Yes, you've made me dumber." "Congratulations." "I hope dad's not too mad when he finds out where we're taking him." "Quick hint-- when Dog Travis ran away at the kennel, he would have come back if I had a biscuit." "So just make sure you keep some of Chick's favorite treats in your pocket, just in case he bolts." "You're insane." "And this is coming from someone who just made up, and then forgot she made up, a fake bikini contest." "I know my dad hates the doctor, but he's not a dog." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "Dad, wait!" "I have treats!" "Werther's!" "Show me." "Damn it." "Did you ever think about how our first kiss would go down?" "A million times." "Tell me." "I think I'd rather show you." "Okay." "So, a few years ago," "I shot a video of you and Smith kissing in the plaza." "I imported it into after effects and digitally removed Smith-- which, if you've ever rotoscoped before, you know this a nightmare." "All I got to do is step up here to the old green screen." "Uh, just keep watching the monitor." "Okay." "Just slide right in here, and kiss you." "And I just now, this moment, am realizing how creepy this is." "No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first." "I love it." "You know, maybe, um... maybe you should tell me how you thought our first kiss would go, and, uh, I'll make it happen." "I thought we'd be all dressed up." "I thought we'd be out under the stars." "And then we would hold each other... and lean in." "And then I would notice all your weird roommates staring at us." "Seriously, Garrett?" "When I saw my dad in New York, ice-skating with that same woman and her kids," "I asked him point-blank," ""Dad, do you have a whole other family that mom and I don't know about?"" "Oh, that means, "Thank you for sharing."" "Hey, dummy." "The other one." "We have to leave soon." "You haven't packed for me yet." "We have to get Dog Travis and Riggs to fall in love." "And I need to stop betraying my mom with my silence." "I can't help you, but I can speed you two geniuses up." "Dogs can't feel love." "That giant thing has a tiny, tiny pea-brain." "Oh, Ellie." "You're so smart with human stuff, but you're so dumb with dogs." "Game on." "Call your dog." "Show me your love for each other." "Come on, buddy!" "Come give me a face full of kisses, you big, beautiful bastard." "Hey, dumb animal... steak." "Dog Trav, no!" "Who held your paw when they took your nuts?" "I mean, what we have is real!" "He loves me." "This sucks." "We need to leave for the airport in a few hours, and we haven't even packed yet." "Calm down." "We're gonna find him." "We just need to look for something with gray hair and a sweater." "What the..." "Eastwood." "Soup." "Right." "Hey, Grayson, what did you do today?" ""Oh, me?" "Not much." "Just waded through 10,000 geezers, searching for an insane old man who turned into a dog when he saw a doctor's office."" "All right, that's it." "Listen up, old people!" "Uh, Mr. Eastwood would like to speak!" "What are you doing?" "Just go with it." "Make my day." "Hello, Chair." "Thank you." "Listen, dad, I know you're here, and I know what you're wearing!" "You got to help me." "She wants to take me to the doctor." "I have werther's now!" "If you're standing near my dad, would you please raise your hand!" "I'd have made the same choice." " Did Grayson ask you to tend bar while he's gone?" " No." "We have to get some plane drinks in us before we get our plane drinks." "What can do you for, her-dee-der?" "How about a true friend?" "Or a love that I can believe in?" "You have that behind the bar?" "You did this." "Are you happy?" "I literally cannot stop smiling." "My best friend in the world only cares about his own needs, man." "He was just using me for food and after-dinner butt scratches." "You and Andy have an intense relationship." "He was talking about Dog Travis." "But I've walked in on those two doing weirder stuff." " No, you haven't." " No?" "Should I describe the time I walked in and you guys were re-enacting the pottery scene from "Ghost"?" "I've told you, we've never even seen that movie." "He just wanted help making a vase." "You guys want to sit over there?" "No, we're fine holding him." "Let's just get this over with." "Check me out, sawbones." "Of course, Chick, but I'm not sure why we're doing this." "You were here last month for a full physical." "Remember?" " Oh, that's right." " We talked about how you were starting to have some memory problems." "I told you they'd find something." " All right." " Mmm." " I'll see you in a few days." " Yeah." "All right, I'm leaving now." "Going on my trip." "You know, I could die out there, you know?" "Jet-ski accident, a booze-cruise fire." "My heart could explode from a too-tight banana hammock." "This could be the last time you see me." "Fine." "Whatever, dog." "Later." "Oh, you think you can fix it just like that, huh?" "Aww, I love you, you son of a bitch!" "♪ Old friend, come back home ♪" "♪ even though you always were alone ♪" "♪ you had to push against the fates ♪" "Yeah, I love you, too." "I love you, too." "What are we gonna do with us?" "♪ Just to make it, make it through the gate ♪" "Hey." " You all packed?" " Yeah." "I can't believe we're going on vacation with the stupid first-kiss thing still hanging over our heads." "Maybe we should just make out right now and get it over with." "Turn around, Garrett." "I don't even care if they watch." "You know, I once made out with a girl in front of like a hundred dudes." "But, in my defense, one of them had bought me a shot." "No one's ever paid me for kisses... except for my mom." "But, uh, you know, end of the month, rent's due, sometimes you just got to pucker up and" "Shut up." "I'm coming in." "♪ Old friend come to me ♪" "♪ Everything I was, I used to be ♪" "Grandpa has Alzheimer's?" "Yeah, he's in the early stages." "You know, I always thought it was actually called" ""old timers' disease"?" "I mean, it makes more sense." "Change approved." "All right, look." "Let's not be sad, okay?" "Dad and I talked it out." "We hugged a lot." "We cried a whole lot." "And, yes, old timers' disease can take you like that." "But he could also be around for another 10 years." "As a family, we decided that we're gonna stay positive." "Since you're all a part of my family," "I just ask that we're there for each other and we cherish whatever time that we have." "Other than that, nothing changes." "It seems like it doesn't matter now, but are we still going on this trip?" "Oh, right." "One thing changed." "♪ When I believe in you ♪" "Los Angeles!" "I can't believe we're actually here!" "Yeah, just like our beaches at home, except for with smog and..." "weird people." "We can do this." "Smiles for dad, y'all." " Yay!" " Yeah!" "Hollywood!" "Hey, Jules, it's Tom in the beautiful Bahamas, uh, leave me a message because I can't find you guys." "I, uh, talked to the hotel clerk." "He said that no one's checked in and the rooms were canceled, so, if you're running late, no problem." "I'll, uh" " I'll see you soon." "Uh, if you guys played a trick on me and you're not actually showing up?" "Good one." "I love when you play gags on me." "Um, call me back." "Uh-- this is Tom." "Uh, Bahamas Tom." "Uh, Tommy-Bahammy."

"From the very beginning, we have wondered how life began, what our purpose is and where we are headed." "We have struggled to understand time, matter, the infinite universe, who we are and if we are alone." "Great minds have imagined the most wonderful and the most terrifying answers to these questions." "We invite you to join us on this great expedition." "Company halt." "Sweep the mines, joes." "On my order-- wait for it." "If necessity is the mother of invention, what will drive our ingenuity when all our needs have been fulfilled?" "Mr. and Mrs. Van Vogel, Tibor Cargrew." "How do you do?" "Welcome to Controlled Genetics." "Walk this way." "Wait." "Here at Controlled Genetics, we don't try." "We just do." "That's very profound thinking." "Yes, from people whose wisdom comes from reading t-shirts." "Oh, arrogance and money." "I like that combination." "Well, we have buckets of both." "Well, let me take you on a little tour" " on the way to my office." " A private tour, yes?" "We don't have to share it with anyone, do we?" "No one from the, uh, what do you call it?" " Uh, the public." " Good lord, no." "What do you take me for?" " Sigret, boss?" " What?" "Sigret." "I think he wants a cigarette." " Get back to work, joe." " Jerry." "Uh..." "Jerry like sigret." "No, Jerry, cigarettes are bad for you--very bad for you." " Oh..." "Jerry like candy." " I like candy, too." " Don't encourage him, Brownie." " Get back to work." "This way." "Sigret?" "This is the plasto-biology atrium." "I hope you like it." "I designed it." " Oh, did you?" " Yes." "And here is a little display of who we are" " and what we do." " Welcome to the joe nursery." "Baby joes don't cry real tears." "Before we can assign the workers to the job that they were built for, we take them out of the hatchery, and then they go through their first operation to meld the plasto with the biological." "Mrs. Van vogel, may I have a word, please?" "Have you ever considered any" " plasto-biology for yourself?" " What?" " How old are you now, 100?" " 85." "Oh." "I'm only 85." "Must be the lighting in here." "Please, over here." "Radiation doesn't stop the joe." "Radiation can be fun if you're a joe." "That is a glowboy, isn't it?" " Isn't that a glowboy?" " Brownie, you know a new word." "Wh-what's a glowboy?" "That's a clean-up joe at a nuclear reactor." "They don't last long." "Believe it or not, it's cheaper than getting the locals to do the same job for 3 cents and a Bob Marley T-shirt." "The best thing about it is, no health insurance." "You know, it used to be very dangerous work." "Now the joes do it." "You won't see any of these things applying early decision at Cornell, eh, Cargrew?" "Yeah... over here." "Radiation can be fun if you're a joe." " Now over here, we've" " Double soy latte." "Very good." "We've just received an order for 25,000 of these joes." "So they'll be working at certain chain of coffeehouse which I'm not at liberty to name, but suffice to say, there'll be no more of those little tip jars by the cash register." " You know what I'm saying?" " Tipping, us?" "Would you like a muffin with your coffee?" "Fellow at the club comes into the club-- the Bradbury club-- they wouldn't let you in because, well, you work." "We're there every day, our usual place, having our usual conversation..." "And since they're only $50,000 each, we'll get both." "Why don't we just get all three?" "Pudgy, you know the rules." "Pudgy, you know the rules." "No dogs except seeing eye dogs allowed inside the club." "And since we don't accept the blind as members... no dogs at all." "Oh, my god!" "Is there a dog in the clubhouse?" " That's a dog, Pudg." " No, not legally." "You're not a real dog, are you, boy?" "I'm not a real dog." "I'm a plasto-biological hybrid." "Yes, yes, yes, yes" "A plasto-biological hybrid." "And I only cost $1 million." "I'm the million-dollar puppy!" "The million-dollar puppy." "A 6-legged dachshund." "And he made a fool out of us." "We want to come back with something..." "more impressive." "What, like an 8-legged dachshund?" "We don't do dachshunds." "Funny little dogs-- Just not us." "Vulgar, grotesque." "It's your idea, Brownie." "You can tell him." "$500 million, and he thinks he's rich." "Ha." "$500 million, and he thinks he has the right to make fun of us, to show off." "A million bucks... and a 6-legged wiener buys him a few minutes of attention." "What kind of designer animal do you think it would take to burn that smile off his fat face?" " I have an idea." " Mm-hmm?" "Oh, I have a very good idea." "Will it cost lots of money?" "Oh... so much, so very much." "Ooh!" "I like it!" " What?" " Pegasus." "I want a flying horse." "I want to land on the roof of the club on a flying horse." "Big gold wings... and then I want that flying horse to step on that damn dachshund and squeeze all the dachshund out of it like a dachshund burrito." "A dachshund isn't even a decent animal when it has the regulation four legs." "You know what I'm saying." "We want it as fast as you can make it." " A pegasus--how much?" " Oh, just hold on a second." "I want to show you something." "The seventh richest woman in the world just told you what she wants." "Get it for her." "Just hold your genetically unmodified horses, Brownie." "I want you to meet someone very special." "Is he going to bring out someone retarded and ask us for charity?" "If he does, we'll walk out." "Thank you." "Someone very special, indeed." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." "A baby elephant!" "Oh, look, Bron, a baby elephant." "Where is your mommy?" "Actually, ahem, I'm his mommy, and he's not a baby." "Oh, yes, he is." "He's a vewy young elephant." "In spite of the quaint way that you are addressing him, he really is a fully grown, fully formed adult." "Je vous présent Napoleon." "What?" "He said, "I present to you Napoleon."" " It's french." " Oh." "For the price I'm sure you're asking, that's the least." "For the price we're asking, he can read and write." "Oh, what beautiful writing." "He likes me!" "Oh, look, Bron, he likes me." "He doesn't even know me, and he likes me." "I want a horse, Martha." "Get the horse, if you want it." "I want the baby elephant." "Um, actually, he's not a baby." "He's full grown, and he comes with his own little bed." "Oh, sweetie..." "Does anyone else have one of these things?" "Oh, good lord." "I wouldn't dare show him to you if you weren't the first." " How much?" " $3,350,000." "Oh, write the check, Bron." "I just don't think that a scribbling elephant is going to trump Pudgy's dachshund." "What about the pegasus?" "Well, get the pegasus if you want it." "Napoleon makes me give up all thoughts of ego and revenge." "He makes me want to be pure and good and kind." "Anyway, we couldn't possibly supply you with a pegasus today." "You don't want us to have a pegasus, and I know why" "Because you don't know how to graft wings on a horse." "I don't know how to graft wings on a horse?" "That's like saying the creator of "Bugs Bunny"" "wouldn't know how to animate a bouncing ball." "Look here, Brownie, you're not the first cabana boy to come waltzing in here with his wife's money, asking for pegasus." "I have never been so insulted." "Who's Bugs Bunny?" "Let me explain something to you." "I can make you a living thing" "I won't call it an animal-- the size and the shape... of this table here." "Alive?" "Yeah, but good for what?" "Ingesting food?" "Making chemical energy, doing doo-doo?" "Displaying irritability" " Aah." "Come on, it's a stupid, silly manipulation." "Mechanically, a table and a horse are two very different things." "Hmm, sure," " I could make you a winged horse." " You just said you couldn't." "Permission not granted to interrupt." "I said I could make you a winged horse." "It just won't fly." "An animal is a machine." "It's a heat engine that uses levers and hydraulic systems." " You savvy aerodynamics?" " I have a jet, of course." "Do you run your jet on hay?" "Because a horse is a hay-burner." "An aerodynamic horse would need a breastbone 10 feet wide, a wingspan of 80 feet." "Folded, its wings would cover it like a huge tent." "If I were you, I'd be saying," ""Cargrew, you're a whore." ""What the world needs is the return of the gulf current." ""What the world needs is cures for cancer, swine flu" ""and inherited wealth." ""And what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" ""You're acting like a french toy maker" ""two years before they cut off the head of Marie Antoinette," ""supplying to parasite classes with grotesque diversions" ""like opera-singing cuckoo clocks," ""when you should be out there manning the barricades," ""chief engineer to a 10-seat illotine." ""Instead, you're making miniature elephants." ""You're disgusting, Cargrew," ""a pathetic representative of science gone bad... gone way bad."" "Well, that's what I would be saying, and more, but I'm through giving the enemy all my best ammunition." "My husband is not a cabana boy." "He's a caddie." "There's a difference..." "And we'll take the elephant." "Do I really look 100?" "No, no." "Oh, what do you think I need?" "We'll talk later." "But..." "Well, that's Jerry." "What's he doing?" "Where are they going?" "Well, wait." "That joe, Jerry--he just said something to me." "Oh, forget about him." "No, no, I think he was saying, "Help me."" ""Help me"?" "Good lord, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "Ah, no, what he was saying was, "Kill me."" "Yes, "Kill me."" "They all say that near the end." "You're going to kill him?" "Well, this batch is scheduled for liquidation in what, two or three days?" "When's processing?" " Two hours." " Oh, there you are." " Two hours." " Two hours." "He's going to die." "We're all going to die." "Well, I know that, but we're not dying on schedule." "Next." "Oh, my." "This way, move it through." "Candy." "Candy." "Candy, please, missy." "Candy." " Hello, Jerry." " Candy, missy?" "Here, Jerry." "A candy, a mint." "Oh... sankoo, missy." "Me Jerry." "How do you do, Jerry?" " Howdy, missy." " This is not a good idea." "Well, Bronson, doesn't he look exactly like uncle Albert, except that he's so sad?" "Jerry, why are you so sad?" "Ask a spare tire to describe a rose." "Joes don't have abstract reasoning." "Jerry sad." " Well, he answered." " No, he spoke." "He didn't answer." "Why, Jerry?" "Why are you so sad?" "Oh, no work, no sigret, no candy." "No work." "What happened?" "What was he designed for?" "Well, let me see." "This batch were..." "Uh, minesweepers for the army." "We tried to retrain them as carpet cleaners, floor polishing, even as gardeners, but their genetically imprinted pattern that they walk doesn't include them getting around the furniture." "Joe, walk the field." "Jerry walk the field." "Jerry?" "Joe walk the field." "See?" "Jerry walk the field, walk the field, Jerry." "No boom." "Get candy?" "Get sigret?" "Sigret?" "He was sent into minefields?" "Yes, well, obviously he made it out." " But Jerry wants to work." " Work?" "Oh, sure, mike." "Good work." "Uh, Jerry walk the field." "One step, one step, one step." "No boom." "Safe, safe." "You're going to kill him, and he wants to work?" "Look, let me just tell you this." "He was trained and bred to be blown up." "And now the army has no further use for him, there's nothing for him to do." "So all we're doing is just trimming off the bad parts of his life, and don't forget, the joes wouldn't be here if we hadn't been here, because we invented them." "How much?" "How much what?" "How much will it cost me to buy him from you?" "And how many parakeets did you buy from the pet store this morning so you could let them all fly free?" "You wanna save that joe from dog food?" "You turn them into dog food?" "A very good large breed puppy food, actually," " high in protein." " Oh, my god." "This is our business, baby." "We sell everything but the oink." "Anyway, he's already been paid for." "Come on, toots." "I mean, you're one of the richest women on the planet." "How'd you think the world works?" " I" " That's my fault." "I work very hard to keep her happy and amused and distract her from the pain of the world." "Except the joes don't feel any pain." "There, you heard it, Martha." "See?" "They don't feel pain." "But if he likes candy, he feels pleasure." "But it's not the same as you and I wanting it, honey." "I want him." "Now I want him even more." "I want him." "What are you going to do with him?" "Are you going to look for mines?" " Oh, walk the field." " Stop, Jerry." "I'm going to rescue him." "How much?" "!" "Don't tell me you're changing your mind about Napoleon, the scribbling pachyderm." "If I can't have the joe, you can't have the elephant." "I'm not giving this company any of my money if I can't have the joe" "Jerry--if I can't have Jerry." "I told you the dog food company paid for him already." "Well, how much, and I'll pay it back?" "Is it--is it the sale that you don't want?" "We could always lease him." "Brownie, you had a good idea just now- a very good idea." " Lease... hmm, lease." "Yes, that may work, actually." "Son of a gun, you got me there." "All right." "One year, paid in advance." " Martha" " Whatever." "Jerry." "Jerry, you're coming home." "Oh, boy." "What a good elephant." "No more writing on the floor, Nappy." "Remember what I told you?" "He likes me." "You can let him express himself if he likes me." "It's just ink." "It'll wash off." "Here." "Well, so what?" "All gone." "Sigret?" "Sigret later, Jerry." "Oh, Jerry messy." "Jerry need clean up." "I think you need to clean up, Jerry." "Oh, no boom today." "Jerry walk." "Jerry no boom." "Walk, no boom." "Candy?" "Sigret?" "Oh, Jerry work good, boss." "Jerry work good, boss." "Think you're jealous of Jerry's happiness, Brownie." "Uh, he has no emotions, Martha." "The elephant has more emotions than the joe." "Don't you, boy?" "Don't you have more emotions that that silly old joe?" "Oh, Jerry sad." "No sigret." "Oh, Jerry sad." "Oh, Jerry, I don't want you to be sad." "Brownie sad." "Brownie alone here." "Missy never clean up brownie." "Brownie didn't serve his company--country." "Whatever, company, country" "You didn't serve either one walking in the minefields." "Come with me, Jerry." "It's bedtime." "He's sitting on my pillow, Martha." "He's just a joe, Brownie." "Yeah?" "He's just a joe." "Nappy likes his bed." "Oh, look, Martha." "Martha." "I put on half a pound this month." "I'm gonna work out." "Come with me." "Let's go down to the gym room, and we'll throw on a movie and watch it for a couple of miles on the treadmill, hmm?" "You go." "I'll stay here and take care of Nappy." "Well, tell Nappy I said good night." "You don't care about your weight, do you, Jerry?" "Jerry like candy." "That is such a simple truth." "I don't know how to say a sentence with just three simple words." " Sigret?" " Or one word." "What's it like being Jerry?" "Oh, it's silly to ask, isn't it?" "Might as well ask me what it's like being Martha." "Jerry, uh, walk?" "Well, that's it, isn't it?" "Jerry walk." "Martha spend." "Jerry smoke." "Martha diet." "Martha make love to husband." "Martha roll over and go to sleep." "Martha wake up." "Martha work out." "Martha spend money." "Martha spend... lots and lots of... money." "Do you even know what money is?" "Oh, candy." "Uh, sigret?" "Of course." "What else can it be but what you buy with it?" "And if you don't spend it, then it's nothing." "Oh, did I get this right, Jerry?" "If money is just candy and cigarettes" " No, sigret." " Sigret." "If money is just what you trade it for and you don't trade it, then you don't have any money." "We live very simply... like in the bible." "So if I have all my billions, but I don't spend them, then my billions aren't really there." "That's so simple and yet so complicated at the same time." "Jerry, look at what y know." "What if you're the last thing I ever buy..." "Except for clothing and shoes and travel?" "I'll be happy." "Thank you." "Jerry want sleep now." "Jerry get sleep now." "Aah!" "Martha!" "He was lonely." "Oh, candy?" "Out now!" "Walk the field." "Oh, walk the field." "He's going back." "This isn't going to work." "If I had a minefield that he could sweep, then I-I could keep him busy, but I don't have a minefield." " He's ours." " We got a lease on him-- no option to buy, and I'm taking him back." "If you do, I'll leave you." "You'd leave me for that weapon detector?" "You'd--you'd leave me for that thing?" "!" "Not "thing." Jerry is a him." "If you want to keep him, you'll have to sue controlled genetics." "Do you know how much that's gonna cost you, Martha?" "Think hard-- it or me?" "Suing controlled genetics will cost me a lot less than making good on the prenup, darling." "I'll take this to court." "I'll keep him, and I'll keep you." "Now look what you've done." "You woke up the elephant." "No boom." "The lease agreement is very clear, Mrs. Van Vogel." "There is no lease option to buy." "So I haven't saved his life." "It wasn't yours to save." "And after all he did for his country" "I mean, company." "Company" "Except for the part about not actually dying, but he might have, and he shouldn't." "Poor Jerry." "So I came to you because I want to sue them to change the lease." "I want to sue for ownership, and then I want to set him free and I want to stop all this killing." "If you were able to prove that their methods of disposing of these things were inhumane, or if they were negligent of their physical welfare before destroying them or if the destruction was wanton" " But it is." " Not in a legal sense." "You cannot compel a person to maintain property at a loss." "What do you think, Mr. McCoy?" "Could we approach this through the S.P.C.A.?" "No." "No, the S.P.C.A. angle's no good." "Cargrew's lawyers will be ready to prove that the joes actually enjoy being killed off." "What are you thinking?" "Does Jerry like music?" "Like it?" "He loves it." "He's been learning to sing." "I'd like to hear him sing." "Jerry, take out your ear things." "Good boy." "Jerry, sing us a song-- something you like." "Oh, jinger bez, jinger bez, jinger awrah day" "Oh, wot fun tiz to ride a 1-hoss open sray... sr..." " Is that your phone number?" " No." "That's what it will cost you to hire me to take this case to court and win it." "One of the richest women in the world is putting it all on the line today-- fighting to save a joe named Jerry." "I guess I'd taken for granted all of the joes in the world until I met Jerry." "Are you saying that this joe is a human?" "I'm saying that Jerry and all the other joes shouldn't be turned into dog food when they're out of work." "Well, I don't work, and I would hate to be kibbled." "The club board has voted to terminate Martha's membership." "We have joes working here, and the thought of Martha coming into the club with a joe as a guest was, well, frankly disgusting." "A joe serving food to another joe, uh... think about it-- it--it--it's insane." "It--it's..." "Well, I've said it." "It's insane." "All rise for the honorable judge Alexa Pomfrey, judge Leo Tolchinsky and judge Wendy Narita." "You may be seated." "As many as 12 billion people are watching this trial." "This tribunal is gonna be very disappointed if the outside media circus affects the deliberations in here." "Each of us has at least 70 years experience as a judge, and I think that we've developed a reputation for fairness and good manners." "In the matter of Jerry-- no last name, described as a legal, permanent resident-- against the corporate person, Controlled Genetics, forbidding it to do him any physical harm, and in particular, forbidding the company from killing him." "Counsel for the plaintiff, are you ready to begin?" "A corporation is a legal fiction." "It can't vote." "It can't read a book." "It can't walk the dog, but you are gonna hear this imaginary soulless entity argue that a flesh and blood creature, a being of, uh, hopes and longings and passions-- that fictional entity is gonna argue that a friend of mine" "has no legal existence, and that's what we're talking-- that's who we're talking about-- right over there." "Jerry." "My friend Jerry." "Sigret?" "Later, Jerry, later." "Don't tell me to tell you that Jerry doesn't exist, because, of course, I know the joe exists." "I see him sitting over there." "But is he alive?" "I don't deny that he has a sort of life, but he's not really a person." "He's the product of a series of patents." "Everyone thought the future was going to be mechanical-- robots, robots." "But the world will not be served by toasters." "Now what--what is a joe?" "A joe is a few strands of human D.N.A." "along with some other stuff which is proprietary, and then it's all manipulated to serve a specific sign." "I-I could give you an example." "There is camera joe." "And over here--minefield joe." "Case closed, your honor." "We'd like to show a video." "Hmm." "I like videos." "Great." "Let's watch." "This was taken six months ago." "Jerry is the one in the center." "Company halt." "Sweep the mines, joes." "Walk, no boom." "Yeah, well, maybe "Walk, no boom" for you, joe, but" " Jerry." " Just watch." "Sigret." "Sankoo." "Thank you." "What did you just see?" "Well, I think it's obvious that he doesn't care whether he lives or dies, and that's the way I designed him." "He's not afraid of death." "Then it's into the bus, and after that it's..." "Know what I mean?" "No problem-O." "He's not a man." "Your honor, I move to dismiss this case." "I would do the same thing if I were you." "Mr. McCoy, can we call it a day?" "Call it a day, your honor?" "A day?" "You saw the video?" "I did your honor." "I saw the video, and--and the video, your honor-- the video proves that Jerry-- your honor, Jerry is a man." "I knew it." "I just want to ask you a couple or three questions." " You with me?" " Yes." "Why was Jerry set for destruction?" "The truth." "There was no more money in him." "I mean, it's--it's like a... a different form of layoff." "In the old days when a car company stopped making money on a model, they'd fire the workers and keep the pensions." "Now we... we liquidate them." "A lot less misery, if you ask me." "Thank you, Mr. Cargrew, for your honesty." " It's a pleasure." " Next witness." "You may step down." "Mr. McCoy, who do you want to call?" "Jerry." "Objection, your honor." "This anthropoid cannot be examined." "He is a mere part and chattel of the respondent." "That's what we're trying to determine." "Objection overulled." "Okay, Jerry." "They want you to talk now." " You know what to do." " And then I get candy?" "Then you get dignity." "No dignity, boss." "Candy." " Candy now, dignity after." " Your honor, objection." "The joe can't take the witness stand because he can't swear to an oath." " He doesn't have the understanding." " What do you say to that, Mr. Mccoy?" "I say let's put him on the stand and find out." "Proceed with the oath." "Raise your right hand." "Hello." "Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God..." "Goddess, Buddha, Allah," "Great Spirit, Higher Power," "Gaia and the great turtle that supports the universe?" "Boss?" "Okay, boss." "Jerry, my friend, you're a good worker, huh?" "Oh, Jerry a... good worker." "Jerry dig up weed." "Jerry no dig up vegetabar." "Yeah, yeah, but Jerry good singer, too, aren't you, Jerry?" "Your honor, objection." "This line of questioning is irrelevant." "Objection overruled." "Continue." "Jerry, would you sing us your favorite song?" "Oh, jinger bez, jinger bez, jinger awrah day" "Oh, wot fun is to ride in 1-hoss open sray" "No, th-thank you, Jerry." "I want to establish for the court that Jerry likes Christmas music." "Now I have another question for you, Jerry." "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Oh, one, two, sree, four, five." " Six fingers, Jerry." " Oh, five, boss." "Six fingers, Jerry." "I'll give you a cigarette." "Six for a cigarette." "How many for a sigret?" "Okay, just stop right there, Jerry." "Your honor, could we replay the video of Jerry in the minefield?" " Why?" " Why not?" "Run the video." "Okay, uh, speed it up to about halfway through." "Good." "Stop right there." "Let's go back and play that again, only closer on Jerry's last contact with the other joe." "Okay, freeze it... now." "Okay, stop." "Now, Jerry, when you went behind the other joe, did you give him a little push so that he would move into what had been your row?" "Oh, joe go boom, Jerry" "Jerry get candy." "Yes." "Joe go boom, Jerry get candy." "Jerry, why did you move behind him?" "Oh, Jerry, uh..." "Jerry see mine." "Jerry see mine, and Jerry switch places, and joe go boom and Jerry get candy." "Jerry see land mine, and Jerry switched places, and joe go boom and Jerry get candy." "Let's review the facts, my friends." "Let's go over what we've just seen." "One--Jerry likes Christmas Carols." "Does that make him a man?" "I think it does, but you want more evidence." "Two--He wants a cigarette, and he is willing to lie to get one." "He is willing to take a bribe to subvert what he knows to be true." "Does lying make him human?" "I think it does." "But you want more evidence?" "What about what we just saw on the video?" "Three" "Jerry is willing to sacrifice another joe to save his own life." "What's more, he told us about it on the stand." "He admitted to something that most of us would be ashamed to admit to." "Tell me, please tell me, what could possibly be more human than self-preservation" "and a callous disregard of others?" "You can program a robot to sing a few songs, but does a robot cheat?" "No." "Does a potato cheat?" "No." "Jerry is capable of cheating." "Can--can I let you in on a little secret?" "And--and please, don't hold this against me." "I believe in God." "And if God gave life to man, and man gave life to Jerry, then there's a-- there's a little... a little spark of the divine in Jerry, just the same as there's a little spark of the divine in you," "your honors, and you, Mr. Cargrew, and even you, Mr. Pyramus." "I am not gonna stand by and turn that little spark of the divine into--into small breed puppy food and--and feed it to a dog." "No." "Call me old-fashioned, but that's not me." "That little spark of the divine." "All those little sparks of the divine" "Wait a minute!" "I hold the patent on that... little spark of the divine!" "He's Human!" "Jerry is a man!" "Six for a cigarette!" "A joe named Jerry wins the day!" "Mrs. Van Vogel, now that we can't kill the workers when they're no longer useful, we have to feed them and house them." "Prices are gonna rise." "Stocks are already falling on the news." "Controlled Genetics just opened the doors and let all their retired workers out on the street." "Are you gonna take care of all of them?" "No, just one." "I have to say, this is gonna take me some time to get used to." "It's not how I was raised, but daddy always said," ""Brownie, morality is like the stock market."" "Well, I don't understand the market, and I don't understand morality," "but I understand you, and you understand me, and meeting you has been the high point of my life." "Well, I like you, too, Napoleon." "I do." "I like you a lot." "Why don't we go to the park tomorrow?" "No, no, not the park." "I'll take you to the club." "Oh, you'll like the club." "I do." "You promised you'd quit." "Sigret." "This is your last one, baby." "I want you to live forever." "Sure, baby." "Sigret." "What makes us human may one day be defined not by the gifts we possess, but by the virtues we lack."

"Staff!" "Man fainted!" "Morning, sir." "Heat exhaustion." "We're expecting a new lot of prisoners in, aren't we?" "I've five listed, sir, but we can get a lot more." " Can we?" " The new push has started." "Soon as there's a bit of action, the bloody layabouts are begging to get in here." "I've a special coming in, sir, a broken sergeant major." "What, Roberts?" "So they found him guilty?" "Wasn't no doubt about that, was there, sir?" " I suppose not." " I want him fit, sir." "If he's fit, you'll get him, Sergeant Major." "I want him, sir." "One, two, three, four." "One, two..." " Morning, Harris." " Morning, sir." " You the new staff?" " Yes, sir." " Name, Staff?" " Staff Williams, sir." " Staff!" " Sir." "You gonna keep them line dodgers idling all day?" "Sir." "Attention!" " Worked in the civvy jails, haven't you?" " Yes, sir." " And Aldershot?" " Yes, sir." "Why give up the comforts of civvy life?" " I wanted overseas, sir." " Jerry bombed the scrubs." "Is that right?" " Yes, sir." " Then you'll like it here." "Nice and peaceful, isn't it, Staff Harris?" "I'll do my job anywhere I'm sent, sir." "Enjoy prison work?" " Fancy I'm the right man for the job, sir." " Do you?" "Staff Harris here don't reckon himself as a man with a mission." " Is that right, Harris?" " Well, there's other jobs." "They can still use men up front, sir." "Then why the hell didn't you join the commandos?" "No, all I meant was..." "I've done 25 years." "Where the hell do you think I'd like to be, right now?" "Nobody's gonna pin a medal on us, but get this straight, one job's as important as the next." " Is that clear?" " Sir." "Two prisoners for release, sir!" " Double them over here!" " Pick 'em up there!" "Left, right, right turn, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Mark time!" " Carry on, Gate." " Sir." "About turn." "Right turn." " Keep them knees up." "Keep them up." " Halt!" "One, one, two." "Right." "Let's have your names." "You?" " 743, Walters, sir." " Put your kit bag down." "You?" " 158, Martin, sir." " Put your kit down." " Due for release, eh?" " Yes, sir." " What were you in for, Martin?" " Went absent, sir." " You, Walters?" " Went absent, sir." "Be going absent again?" " No, sir." " No, sir." "When they came to me, they were on the run." " Living it up in Cairo, wasn't it?" " Yes, sir." "Living with a couple of cabaret bints." "Very tough they was, considering they was pimps." "Wasn't going to do nothing I told them, was you?" "Well, speak up." "We sort of thought like that, sir." "Any complaints about any members of my staff?" " No, sir." " Glad of that." "We've treated you well, better than you deserve." "You look better and you smell sweeter." "Gave you both hell, didn't I?" " No, sir." " Could have been worse, sir." "Who told you to make a speech?" "You know why I made you suffer?" "To find out if there's any good in you." "You hurt yourself, lads, trying to beat me." "You take the hill, the pack drill, the lot, and learn about discipline the hard way." "I've doubled in thousands like you, the dregs, the dross, the filth of the gutters." "But when I've doubled them out, they've turned out like you two, like men." "And a credit to the uniform." "Right, pick up your kits." "About turn!" "Double march." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "On the double!" " Staff." " Sir." "You got room in B Wing for five prisoners?" " Yes, sir." " All in one cell." "Fix it." " Sir, I will." " New scum and old scum are bad mixers." "I'll assign Staff Williams to you, Harris." "He can cut his teeth on this new lot." "Left, right, left, right, right wheel, mark time." " Fix it." " Sir." "Halt!" " A new intake of prisoners, sir." " Sweat them down." "Double them before you give them to me." "Sir." "Double march." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "I'm a fair man, Staff." "All I ask is that the prisoners obey orders and at the double." " Your job is to see that they do." " Yes, sir." "Every member of my staff's got my full backing." "There's the Commandant, of course." "The Commandant signs bits of paper." "He'd sign his own death warrant if I handed it to him, but I run this place." "Get that?" "The Commandant doesn't like being troubled with trivialities." "So only take up serious matters with him, Staff." "Like arson or sudden death." "But see me first, always." "Left turn!" "Left, right, left, right, mark time." "Halt!" " Take over, Staff." " Sir!" "Pick up your dressing." "Come on, look lively!" "Stand still!" "All right, turn out your kit." "Tidy it up." "Tidy it up." "Tidy it up." "Tidy it up." "Tidy it up." "Tidy it up." "Stand still!" " Sir, that's my..." " You will get a receipt." " Love letters." " Please, sir, they are my wife's." "Tell it to the Sergeant Major." "Those letters, sir." "Please, they're my wife's." "I'll tell you when to speak." "So that's the way your bloody mind works, is it?" "Thought you'd contaminate His Majesty's prison with fornicating pictures, did you?" "Sir?" "Thought we'd let you keep them for pinups, I suppose." "You dirty-minded animal." " Staff, what's this?" " Tell it to the Sergeant Major." " Sergeant Major." " Shut up." "Staff." "Right, let's have your names." " You?" " 132, Private McGrath, sir." " You?" " 736, Private King, sir." "929, Private Stevens, sir." " You?" " 824, Private Bartlett, sir." "421, Trooper Roberts, sir." " You're Roberts, eh?" " Yes, sir." "My guess is Willie, sir." "He is my pal." "I bet he put those postcards in my kit." "He planted them on you?" "That's Willie, sir." "Always dropping me in it." "Your charge sheet says you stole three bottles of whiskey from the sergeants' mess." "Funny you weren't charged with being drunk, too." " My unlucky day, sir." " I make the jokes here." "When you've served your sentence, you'll be arrested at the gates and charged with having in your possession obscene photographs." "Now you can start laughing." "Watch it!" "Watch it." " You stole 10 motor vehicle tires?" " Yes, sir." " What did you do with them?" " Well, I flogged them, sir." " To the enemy?" " No, to the wogs." "And what do you call them, your little friends?" "Sold them guns, too, have you?" " No, sir." " You would if you had a chance." "How many times have you been inside now?" "Nine, sir." "Just be about due for your pension, eh?" "When did you last see action?" " Action, sir?" "Let me see..." " You've never seen any." " Well, I never quite got round to it, sir." " No." "You didn't, did you?" " It's the luck of the game, sir." " Bartlett." "Let me tell you that the front line is going to be a damn sight more comfortable than here." "Understand?" " You're a fighting man, McGrath?" " Yes, sir." "Yeah, I see." "You assaulted three members of the Corps of Military Police." " Yes, sir." " Seen any other action, apart from that?" " If you're asking if I'm a coward, sir..." " I'll soon have the answer to that." "Well, I didn't flog tires to the enemy, or sell dirty postcards on the streets of Cairo." "No, you got boozed up and tried to obstruct the police." " I don't need a drink before I..." " Your kind always need a drink." "McGrath, I've a dozen like you inside here." "They all came in here thinking they were going to run this place." "I've just doubled a couple of them out." " Went absent, Stevens?" " Yes, sir." " Didn't fancy the sound of gunfire?" " It wasn't that, sir." "I was..." "Tried to stow away on a boat leaving for England." "No, I was trying to get home." "You see, sir, it was because..." "Not very smart of you, Stevens." "The smart thing to do is to go to the airport." "Give a Yank 20 quid, and he'd fly you to Hong Kong if you wanted it." " No, it was home I wanted, sir." " Missing you wife, Stevens?" "Yes." "Yes, sir." "Every man who wanted a cuddle and a little bit of loving kindness took off for England, there wouldn't be any bloody army left over here now, would there?" " No, sir." " You're out of place here, Stevens." "Obey orders." "Get out as soon as you can." "Thank you, sir." " Roberts?" " Sir." "Your commanding officer gave you an order." "He ordered you to fight." "So you knocked his teeth out." "Is that right?" "Yes, sir." "Is that all you got to say?" "Sir, it's all I want to say." " See that hill?" " I noticed it as I came in." "We built it special." "A few tons of sand and rock and a lot of labor and sweat." "The prisoners built it." "Well, that's marvelous, sir." "It's a great construction feat." "Something tells me you're going to get to know it well." " I don't want any special privileges." " It gets hot on that hill." "Hot." "I fancy I saw snow on the top when I came in." "You're dead set on having a go at it, aren't you?" "No, I can do without it, sir, but I think you've got other plans for me." " King." " Sir." "Would you like to drill with these men?" "Anything you order I can do, sir." "Pity I won't see it." "You can't drill with them." "You're black." " I already know that, sir." " I only take notice of one thing." "The book." "King's Rules and Regulations lay it down in black and white that Hottentots, bosutos, voodoo boys and sons of witch doctors do their square-bashing separate and away from white men." " I'm a British subject from the West Indies." " You're black." "That makes me happy when I see some white men, sir." "Don't answer back, you different-colored bastard." "Man, I spit." " Staff." " Sir!" "Over here." "See if the M.O.'s ready to inspect these men." "Sir!" " So you're a British subject, eh?" " Yes." " Yes, what?" " Yes, sir." "Then you have equal privileges." "You can drill with these men, and you can dance over that hill with them." "Be my pleasure, sir." "Six prisoners present and correct, sir!" "Forty-six prisoners, correct, sir!" "Sixteen prisoners present and correct, sir!" "Fifteen prisoners present and correct, sir!" "Eighteen prisoners all present and correct, sir!" "Five new prisoners all present and correct, sir!" "Eighteen prisoners all present and correct, sir!" "Now, if any of you are excused boots, pack drill, breathing, have six toes, two heads or a dose of the clap, are pigeon-chested, walleyed or still have to be breast fed, speak up now." "That's my set piece and it always gets a laugh." " Ready for medical inspection, sir." " King, fall out." "Double over to the M.O.'s room." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left." "So you're the busted sergeant major, are you?" "I'll bet your boys loved you." "How many of them died for you, Roberts?" "Some of them died fighting." "Don't give me the big hero stuff." "You got busted for cowardice, cowardice!" "Eyes front!" "Not a swatty in the Middle East who's not heard about you." "What are you supposed to be?" "A brave man in a permanent base job?" "Next!" "Stevens, fall out and double away, will you?" "Left, right, left, right, get those knees up, will you?" "Get them up, up, up!" "Medical inspection." "Man, the only place that crazy doctor inspected..." "No talking." "How he gonna know I A-1 by only just looking at my secret weapon?" "I told you no talking!" "King, Roberts, you're on charge." " Hey, Staff, he didn't speak." " Don't answer back." "But, Staff, you charge me." "That man ain't speak." "King, you're a dead cert for bread and water if you don't stop flapping that big trap of yours." " I told you, Staff." "He didn't speak." " Why don't you shut up?" "All right, McGrath!" "Well, I don't want them two dropping me in it." " Next, Staff." " Yes, sir!" " All right, McGrath, fall out." " What the hell are you doing, Stevens?" "Now cut out this bashful virgin act." "Double it up!" "Left, right, left, right!" "Halt!" "Now you two had a great time of it with the Sergeant Major, but I'm taking care of your welfare from now on." "I'll tell you here and now." "I hate the bloody sight of the pair of you." " Next, Staff!" " Sir!" "Bartlett, fall out and double over." "All right, move, move, move!" "Get your knees up." "Get them up." "One of these shy lads, are you, Stevens?" "Well?" " Well..." " Well?" " I was..." " You what?" "One of these cads who can't make up his mind whether he's a boy or a girl?" " I'm married, sir." " Are you now?" "And who's who in your little partnership?" "We don't have to be treated like that, do we?" "I mean..." " Eyes front!" " We're not animals." "Haven't made up my mind whether you're fish or fowl yet, Stevens." " Staff!" " Sir." "I want this one scrubbed with a yard broom." " He's blacker than a darkie!" " Sir!" " Next, Staff!" " Roberts, double!" " Move it!" " Halt!" "Hat off!" "Inside!" " This is Roberts, sir." " Take your shirt off." " Any serious illnesses?" " Do you mean recently, sir?" "Anytime." "Smoker's cough." "Drop your trousers." " Anything else?" " Like what?" " Any recent incapacities?" " Well, I wouldn't brag about it if I had, sir." "Roberts, in this place, it pays to give a plain answer to a simple question." "Try learning that golden rule." "Turn around." "Right, get dressed." " Then I'm fit, sir?" " Yes." "Where are you sending me, to a stud farm?" "Roberts, I give you one week, just one week." "Now get out." " Right now." " Yes, sir." "About turn." "Forward march." "Left, right, left, right." "Attention!" "Stand at ease!" "Attention!" "Stand at ease!" "Attention!" "Stand at ease!" "Attention!" " Staff!" " Sir." "I suggest you take the prisoners on a short excursion." " Sir." " To the hill, Staff." "Suggest you take them to the hill." "Let them walk round it." "Inspect it at their leisure." "Then take them up and down it, say half a dozen times." "No more." "Just half a dozen times." "But not Roberts, Staff." " Not Roberts, sir?" " Not Roberts." "Give him half an hour." "That's plenty." "Just half an hour." " Carry on, Staff." " Sir." "Detail, pick up your kits." "Move, move, move!" "Stand still!" "Roberts!" "You're idle on parade." "You're on another charge." "Remainder, three paces forward, march!" "Left turn!" "By the front, quick march!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right!" "You're a clever bag of tricks, you are, Roberts." "Not inside glasshouse half an hour and you use your bloody influence to get us a ride on the hill." "Aye." "I'll bet there's one Saturday night booze-up your father's always regretted." "Roberts, are you listening to me?" "The ride on the hill leaves any marks on me, I'll leave a bloody few on you." "Left turn!" "Stand still!" "The hill." "Right turn!" "By the front, double march!" "Left, right, left, right, left wheel!" "Left, right, left." "Left, right, left, right, left." "Pick up your step!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Left wheel!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left wheel!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Left wheel!" "Detail, halt!" "Stand still!" "Left turn!" "This is the north face, gentlemen." "I mean, ladies and gentlemen." "Still!" "On a clear day you can see Mother India." "Still patches of snow on the top, Roberts?" "Damn funny hill." "Nothing seems to grow on it." "It's full of surprises." "The only thing that's been known to grow on that hill is soldiers." "They grow weary!" "Now we're going to double up it." "By the right!" "Double march!" "About turn!" "Double!" "About turn!" "About turn!" "About turn!" "Double!" "Double!" "Move it!" "Come on." "Move it." "Move it." "Stand still." "Come on, get fell in." "Pick up your dressing." "Stand still!" "All right, detail, stand at ease!" "Not you, Roberts." "Now take your towels out." "Not you, Roberts." "You're gonna continue doubling, Roberts." "About turn!" "Double march!" " Take them away, Staff." " Left incline." "Double march!" "Come on, get your knees up." "Left, right, left, right." "Halt!" "Right." "Get your clothes off." "Get in." "Double!" "Double!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right." "Left turn!" "Halt!" "Left turn!" "Right, change clothes and lay out your kit, and be smart about it." "It's filthy." " Double." " That's enough, Staff." " Yes, sir." " Walk him." "Or lift him." "Put him in the shade and rest him." "My picture got wet." "That's my wife." " And she looks like a very nice girl." " She is." "Jean." "That's her name." " Looks too good for you, Stevens." " Give us a dekko." "Now go careful." "It's still wet." "Lord!" "I wouldn't mind half an hour with her, eh?" " Come on." "Give it." " Hold on." "Just wanna have a shifty." "What's her legs like?" "Can't see her legs." "No, come on, give it to me." "What's she got stuck up her jumper?" " Oh, come on." " Couple of barrage balloons, eh?" "She's not a bad old piece, is she?" " Give the photo back." " All right." "All right." "From out here, it sounds like a monkey house, looks like a monkey house, smells like a monkey house." "Didn't I tell you to smarten it up?" "All right, get your mess tins and get in the line." "Come on." "Put a move on." "Move it!" "Or by Stephen, you'll suffer." "Come on, come on, come on." "Left turn!" "Left!" "Double march!" "Left, left, left." "Left wheel." "Right wheel." "Key, Staff." "Mark time!" "What about my grub, then?" "Nails, lad!" "Come on, hold your nails out." " Ration correct?" " Bread's a bit short, sir." "Weigh it." "It's overweight." "Cut a bit off." " Correct?" "Correct?" " Yes, sir." "Come on, get those knees up." "Up, come on!" "Left, left, left, right, left." "Left, left, left, right, left." "Come on!" "Staff, I'll see to them." "Well, what about my grub?" "You missed it, didn't you?" "Like that hill, Roberts?" "Roberts, the court martial broke you, but I'm going to finish the job." "I'm gonna bust you wide open." "I've got your number." "You'd work as a dustman if they gave you a uniform and a couple of men to yell at." " Do you think that's funny?" " Well, no." " I'll teach you." " But everybody else..." "Get into your kit!" "Move it!" "I'll teach you." "And that goes for the rest of you." "Move it!" "I said double outside." "Mark time." "Fall out!" "You dropped that little lad right in it, didn't you, Roberts?" "Yeah, and we're going to be next if he don't keep his big trap shut." "Don't make things worse than they are, Roberts." "Look, he wants me." "He wants you 'cause you're the wrong color." "The rest of you he doesn't find all that interesting yet." "But he'll have you just the same." "The RSM likes making toy soldiers." "Williams likes breaking them." "Now, you all work out what you're gonna do about it." "Maybe you're right, but keep your big mouth shut and don't give him too many opportunities." "How come you put one on your officer, Roberts?" " He asked for it." " For ordering you up the line, you mean?" " For ordering me up the line." " Wasn't very considerate, was he?" " Should have ordered you to a rest home." " I'd have volunteered for that." "You know, there's a yarn going round that you beat up your officer and then ordered your lads out of line." " Is that the story?" " That's what I heard." " It's true I stuck it on him." " Why, Roberts?" "Oh, you'll read all about it when I write my memoirs." "How Joe Roberts saw action one day and didn't fancy a second basin?" "Well, I'll try and make it read a bit better than that." "How's this?" "Half the regiment wiped out, but not gallant Sergeant Major Joe Roberts." "I couldn't have that." "You see, I was due a week's leave in Cairo." "The lads who'd gone in, any of them still alive, Roberts?" " Any of them still alive, Roberts?" " I am." "Now that's all for now." "Leave him." "There'll be no more fighting." "Ain't we in trouble enough already?" "So chuck this in." "All right." "I'll find a quiet corner to finish the job off." "McGrath, you try that again and I'll kill you." "Williams is gunning for you." "Maybe I'll just leave it to him." "You're a real thick-nut soldier." "You'd shoot up kids in the next street if you was ordered to." "Look, I told you to chuck it in, man." "Chuck it in." "Staff!" "Watch it." "I hope you lot can put up a better show than that." " Well, who knocked you about, Roberts?" " I bumped into the wall." "Who was it?" "Like he said, Staff." "Bumped into the wall." "Well, if you keep bumping into walls, Roberts, let me know who's pushing you." "I won't stand for any punch-up artists, McGrath." "Aye, Staff." "Right, into your kit, the lot of you." " Well, move it!" "Get Stevens up." " Yes, Staff." " Oh, no." "Please." " He's in no fit state for a second helping." "Fall in outside!" "At the double." "Get in line!" "The Sergeant Major fancies he has the patent on how to make soldiers." "I'm gonna prove to him and to you lot that I've got it, as well." "Eyes front!" "Left turn!" "By the front." "Double march." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Halt!" "Stand still!" "Right turn!" "Go!" "Come on out of it, you four." "Go on, move!" "Buckets of water." "Move!" "Come on!" "Move it out!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right." "Detail, by the right, double march!" "Staff, man fainted!" "Right, up you go." "Double." "Roberts, move it!" "Staff, take over!" "Fill them up again." "Come in." "Hello, Charlie." "Hello, Bert." " Sweetie?" " Thanks." "Thought you ought to know, Bert, Williams has got all the mob from Cell 8 on the hill." "Has he?" "Including the lad he had on it a while ago." "Well?" "I don't think the lad's up to it, Bert." "I bet you were good to your mother and I know you are too good to the prisoners." "Getting idle your men are." "Next thing you'll be having them in the mess for a Saturday booze-up." " You think I'm losing my touch?" " Losing your touch, Bert." "Twenty-five years service in, you'd think you'd know your job." "And you do." "You think you can make soldiers out of muck and you can." "You've got an easy way with you, Charlie, but don't come the old soldier with me." "Stevens is A-1 fit for punishment." "Bert, honest, he doesn't look that way right now, look." "It's here in black and white." "The M.O. passed him fit." "Now get out, or I'll have you doubling with your little mates." "Not over that hill." "Even you wouldn't get me over that hill, eh?" "Water, over here." "Bartlett, on your feet, lad!" "Double." "You, douse him." "Roberts, on your feet, lad, double!" "On your feet and double!" "Douse him." " Staff, he's crazy." " I said douse him!" "All right, you bastards, fall in." "Move it!" "Stand tall!" "Right turn!" "Forward turn!" "By the front!" "Double march!" "Left, right, left, right, left wheel!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Obeying orders, don't beat me." "Mark time!" "Thank you, Staff." "Forward march!" "Right wheel!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Left, right, left, right." "Carry on, Staff." " Staff?" " Staff." "Thought you might like a nightcap, sir." " Good night, sir." " Good night." "Staff, Staff, Staff, it's me." "It's Jacko, Staff." "Staff, it's Jacko." "Yeah, it's Jacko, Staff." "I'm still up on my feet." "Staff, Staff, it's Jacko." "The different-colored bastard." "Staff." "You wanna take me out again, Staff?" "You can't beat Jacko, Staff." "No." "Oh, no." "No, no man can beat Jacko, Staff." "No man can beat Jacko, Staff." "No man can beat Jacko, Staff." " Darkie, go to your bed." " Darkie?" "Okay, okay." " All right, I'm ready for another basin." " Oh, get into your bed." "Who are you shouting orders at?" "I can do it again." "Anytime." "Williams won't beat me." "You sand-happy bastards, it's night." "That's not the sun." "That's a Gestapo lamp." "Get your kits off." "Give him a hand." "Come on, let's have it off." " Steady." " Careful." " Straps are like bleeding knives." " I'll get your shirt off." "Stevens, here." "Okay?" "There you go." "Look at Monty." "Hey, you're a wise boy, aren't you?" "All these wogs are a load of cobblers." "Monty, the screw'll put you over the hill if he catches you smoking." "And it's Commandant's inspection today." "Three hours standing, too, instead of doubling." "Some rest." "All day long in the blazing sun." "I'll tell you one thing." "They won't fault my equipment." "It's perfect." "Yeah, but Stevens can't go on parade with his kit like this." "Well, he'll get the stick for it, then, won't he?" "A Section, all present and correct, Staff!" "B Section, all present and correct, Staff!" " C Section, all present and correct, Staff!" " D Section, all present and correct, Staff!" " A Company, all present and correct, Staff!" " B Company, all present and correct, Staff!" " A Wing, all present and correct, sir!" " Carry on, Staff." " B Wing, all present and correct, sir." " Carry on, Staff." "Stand still!" "Stand still!" "Staff, stand the prisoners at ease!" "A Wing, stand at ease!" "B Wing, stand at ease!" "Five minutes rest." "Half an hour's attention." "Don't half crease you, doesn't it?" "We are all doing time, even the screws." "All prisoners present and correct, sir." "Front rank, one pace forward, march!" "Stevens." "Your kit's a blinding wonder, lad." "You'll have RSM jealous." " White wash." " White wash!" "White wash!" "One pace forward, march!" "Left turn!" "What did you clean your kit with, lad?" "White wash, Staff." "The Commandant knows you used white wash." "The RSM knows." "I know." "But you don't have to be a dozy and own up to it." "Double march!" "Take over, Staff!" "Left wheel!" "Left, left, left, right, left." "Left." "White wash, Roberts." "You're too clever, Roberts, that's your trouble." "Stevens' kit was dirty, Mac." "He was bound to get some stick anyway." "He's still too clever, Jacko." "Too damn clever by half." "When it dries out, look as good as new, lad." "Better." "Broken the King's heart if the RSM phoned him and told him you'd been defacing his walls." "Would it, Staff?" "Son, you shouldn't be in here, you know." "You shouldn't even be in the army." " We'd a queer in here a few weeks back" " I'm not queer!" "I know you're not." "Why don't you listen, eh?" "That nanny had a way with her." "She sang and she laughed all day." "Put her over the hill and she went into a dance routine." "Better than those belly dancers in the cabarets, isn't it?" "She wasn't any stronger than you, but she knew how to survive, and that's what you've got to learn in this army." "You've got to learn how to, you know..." "How to survive, eh?" "Seem to have smartened up the prisoners from Cell 8, Staff." "Thank you, sir." "And what about Stevens, eh?" "Yes, sir." "I missed that, sir." "Didn't think Stevens would try it on, sir." "He wouldn't." "Somebody put him up to it." "I'll take them all out, sir, and we'll find the right man." "Oh, Christ!" "You've knocked the rocks over, haven't you, lad?" "Pick them up again." "Very pretty, Roberts." "Very pretty." "Roberts." "Cut it off!" "Cut it off!" "King, double." "Right, King, you're on a charge." "I said double!" "All right, Bartlett, up you go, lad." "Oh, yeah." " I don't think I'll be able to do this, Staff." " Of course you will, lad." "Come along." "Well, you'll have to excuse me if I can't." " No." "No." "No." " Get up it, Bartlett." "Come on, Bartlett, let's have you get up it." "You see, Staff, I'm kinda not built for this sort of..." " Get up it, Bartlett!" " ...thing, Staff." " Bartlett, get up it!" " I can't, Staff." " Get up it, Bartlett!" " I'm fat!" "I'm fat." " Get up it!" " You all know, don't you?" "Halt!" "Still!" "Left turn!" "Stevens, you're a dead bloody loss." "Put it on." "Hurry it up!" "Double march!" "I only wanted to go home." "I can't stand any more." "I can't take any more." " God help me." " Will you shut up?" "Lay off." "Well, if he goes on like that, we'll have the padre in next, thinking he's got a new customer." "He can't take that hill." " Stevens." " No..." " Stevens." " I don't want to do any more." "I just want..." "I just want to lay down." "Listen, Roberts, if he goes..." "If he's sick, he goes on sick parade." "Or you get a screw's permission to bed him down." " Yeah, you're not dropping us in it again." " That's right, Joe." "Staff!" "Staff, we've got a sick man in here." "All right!" "That's enough." "Williams has had him on the hill, now you get the vet." "Staff." "I want out from these lunatics, Staff." "Bed the lad down, Roberts." "You want something, Staff?" "Yes." "I'd like a word with you." " This is my cell." "I'm responsible here." " I'm not, thank God." " Then leave it to me." " You've got a sick man in here." " I can deal with it." " I've given instructions to bed him down." "If you don't get out sharp, Staff," "I'll put you on report and let the RSM decide what's right or not." "So I can organize something, a visit from the M.O. We'll see what he's got to say." "McGrath, what's wrong with him?" "I'm not a vet, Staff." "Right, get your towels." "You've all had a busy time, so I'm putting you under the showers to sweeten you up and smarten you up." "We're taking Stevens with us." "Yes, Staff." "Thank you very much indeed, Staff." "Well get him on his feet." "Get him up, Bartlett!" "Yes, Staff." "Come on, Staff wants you up." " No, no, please." " Staff wants you upsy-daisy." " On your feet!" " He's in no fit state to walk." "So he's in a terrible way, is he?" "We'll soon see." "Double over here, Stevens." "Please, Joe, make him leave me alone." "Please help me." " I can't take any more." "I can't." " It's all right." "Okay, Stevens." "Very touching." "I'll get the preacher into you two and get you married." "Right, double outside." "Outside!" "Drag that fairy out." "If I'd known you were on your honeymoon, I'd have had you in a separate cell." "I don't hold with one of my staff complaining about a brother officer." "Listen, Bert, if Williams cripples Stevens, you'll take the can back, not Williams." "You telling me again how to run this place?" "If I have any more complaints out of you, I'll have you posted." "Sir, I suggest you let the M.O. decide whether or not Stevens is fit for punishment." "I make the decisions, me." "I'll see if he's fit or not." "Now, get out!" "Come on, Stevens, come on." "Come on, there." "All right, McGrath." " Not that one." " What?" "That turns on the gas." "Quiet!" "What's this I hear about Stevens, Mr. Wilson?" "Nothing to worry about, sir." " Well, Staff Harris told me..." " Harris?" "He's like a dream walking." "If Stevens was sick he'd be here, wouldn't he now?" "Oh, yes, I suppose so." "Well, since I'm here, I'd better see him." "I don't know my job, sir?" "Think I don't know what's going on?" "I never said that." " I know what Staff Williams is doing." " Staff Harris told me..." "Harris!" "He's sand-happy." "I'm still in charge here, sir." "I want to see Stevens." "You've seen him, sir." "What do you mean?" "You passed him fit, fit for duty and punishment." "The hill, Sergeant Major, if one of the staff overdoes the good work..." "I could take it, sir." "Any fit man could take it, sir." "Yes, well, as you say, if he were sick he'd be here, wouldn't he?" "Yes." "God, it's hot." "It's like an oven in here." " Lights out five minutes!" " Still no sign of the M.O., eh?" " Lights out five minutes!" " No." "Lights out five minutes!" " He looks better." " Yeah." " Five minutes." " Maybe Harris will get the vet tomorrow." "It's a laugh." " Lights out five minutes." " What is?" "All we ever get in this dump is medicine and duties." "One lunatic, you know, in Tunisia..." "That was a right nick, that was." "He made his blankets up into a kind of nest, you see, and he sat there all night in the middle of them going," ""Cuckoo, cuckoo," all night long." " He was trying to work his ticket." " No." "He was around the bend." "He'd been frightened by a hand grenade, I think." "Anyway, the screw got the vet in, you see, and you know what the vet recommended?" " Medicine and duty." " Medicine and duty." "Anyway, the vet had a bright idea, you see." "He sort of fancied himself a bit of a trick cyclist, and he put this dummy hand grenade into the nest with the cuckoo." " And you know what the cuckoo done?" " Aye, he tried to hatch it out." "You've heard it." "Anyway, you got to laugh, you know, because some of these screws are comics." "I mean, take Williams." "There's Stevens there on his chinstraps, all Williams can think of doing is giving him the old, "Attention!" "About turn!" ""Double march!"" " He's off." " About turn!" "I wonder if he could hatch out a packet of Player's for Monty Bartlett." "Here, Stevens, that's it." "You stick at it, kiddo." "You're a cert for your ticket you are." "Left, right, left, right." "Keep 'em up, boy." "Keep 'em up." "About turn more." "About turn." "About turn." "Left turn, left turn, right turn." "Double it up." "That's it, boy." "Double it up." "Come on, boy." "He's dead." "The M.O.'ll have to write out a death certificate, won't he?" " What will he diagnose, carelessness?" " What's that?" "Careless of Stevens to drop dead." "It's a bit late for your jokes, Charlie." " Word got around yet?" " It will, Bert." "Might be some trouble." "We'd all better be on our toes." " I'd like to make a suggestion." " Yes?" "Move Williams out of the block." "Put him on the gate where he can't do so much damage." "But that would be as good as admitting I think Williams killed the lad." "Bert, I'd sooner have Williams doubling in here than anybody." "Listen, I ordered Williams to smarten up the prisoners in Cell 8." " Yes, we all accept that..." " If Stevens was fit, he'd still be here, wouldn't he?" "The army judged him A-1." "The M.O. passed him fit for punishment." "It looks like Stevens was only fit to drop." "That's not your worry, it's the M.O.'s." "Thank you, Bert." "You said you backed your staff." "We ain't celebrating a glorious victory, Williams." "We're patching up a bloody disaster." "You realize I'll have to make a full report?" "We all will, sir." "Well, he was perfectly fit when I examined him." " When you did what, sir?" " Oh, when I made..." "When I examined him." "You only looked at his watch and chain." "Now look here, Sergeant Major..." "You passed him fit." "So I handed him over to Staff Williams." "He was..." "Well, he was kept out in the sun too long." "I've checked on his records." "Base job in an office." "Well, anybody could see that." "Suddenly, he's drilling for hour after hour in the blazing sunshine." "It was fatal in his case." " Sounds like accidental death, sir." " Yes." "The man was A-1, but to come from a base job to this place..." "Well, you understand these things better than me, sir." "Accidental death." " That's what I thought, sir." " Well, I hope so." "I've dented a few, sir, but I've never murdered any." " I wasn't referring to you." " That goes for my staff, too, sir." "Goodnight, sir." "Accidental death." "But if there's another accidental death, and you're in any way connected with it, Staff..." "Waiting to find out what Williams is gonna pull next is like waiting to go into action." "You know the feeling?" "I'm the fellow who refused to go in, remember me?" "You beat up your officer because he ordered the boys in?" "Yeah, that's right, because he ordered the boys in." "Was he going in hisself?" "No, I took them in." "Right away we lost half our tanks." "So I pulled the boys out." "I put the major in the picture." "I told him the situation was hopeless." "If the mines didn't get us, Jerry's anti-tank guns would." "What'd the major say?" ""Get back in." He was very calm about it." "He said that he had his orders." "The next thing I knew, the boys were pulling me off him." "Man, there's too many people in this army giving the wrong orders." "Somebody got to have the guts to cancel some of them damn wrong orders." "We'd have no bloody army left if we didn't obey orders." "Joe." "You feel pretty bad about this, huh?" "Look, it's not just disobeying orders." "It's rules, regulations, me." "But, man, you saved all them boys from getting killed for nothing." "The troop sergeant took them in." "I was put under close arrest." "None of them came back." "Bloody cockroaches." "As if we haven't got enough to suffer without you two talking half the night." "Can't you let a man sleep?" "You ain't been sleeping much yourself, Joe." " No." " Another stinking hot day." " You can practically hear it boiling already." " Look at Monty, flat out!" "Wake up!" " Who done that?" " I did." "You want to watch it, mate." "You just want to watch it." "Somebody ought to write to their MP about this dump." " Yeah?" "Why don't you?" " What, him?" "I bet he can't even write." "What's so clever about being able to write, then?" "The secret in this old world, mate, is to use your loaf." "Maybe I can't read." "When it comes to knocking off stuff, I'm away out in front on me own." "I'll bet you are." "You're a fair sample of the no-talent class." "Thieving three bottles of whisky, blimey." "I didn't thieve them, man, I drank them." "Bet he can't write, neither." "Monty, just because I'm black, do I have to be damn ignorant, too?" "You blacks ain't got the brains of us whites." " Listen to that man." " You've got it downstairs, mate, but we've got it upstairs." "Live up trees, you blokes do." "I seen a film about his tribe once." "It's called Tarzan and the Ape Men." "When Charlie Bloggs found you lot, you was walking around starkers, living on monkey nuts." "So this is a member of the great white race, and there's plenty like Monty." "We just call them white trash." "Now, look, I don't go for that expression, white trash." "What's Staff Williams?" "Belt up!" "We don't want to hear about Williams." "That I can believe." "I'm making a report about Williams." "Now, listen, Roberts, we're all aware of what happened, but there's nothing we can do about it." " Yeah." " So." " It's a pity about old Stevens..." " We're all in sympathy?" "You had a rough deal." "So I can count on you when we go to see the Commandant?" " To enquire after his health, or what?" " But of course." "Then we'll slap a murder charge against Williams." "Wakey wakey!" "Rise and shine!" "Let's have you." "Who killed Stevens?" "Do you hear that?" "Now, are you going to sit on your jacksies and do nothing?" "Take over, Staff!" " Staff!" "What the hell's going on here?" " Sir, the prisoners." "Sounds like victory celebrations." "Get every available staff here at the double." "Armed, sir?" "Where the hell do you think you are, Chicago?" "Staffs!" "Let them out!" "I said let them out!" " Stevens, Stevens." " Stevens, Stevens." "What's your name?" "Oliver Twist?" "Put that mess tin down." "It's too early for breakfast." "What's your name?" " Stevens!" " Staff Burton!" "We've had a miracle." "Here's a man returned from the dead." "Take him back to the mortuary." " Mortuary, sir?" " In the mortuary, via the hill." "Give him a last good run before we bury him." "Double him away!" "Left, right, left, right, left..." " Staff!" " Sir." "Double away and get me a copy of the krs." "Sir." " Johnson!" " Sir." " Did you start the mutiny?" " I didn't start anything." "Then what was all the noise in aid of?" "Exercising your lungs?" "Who killed Stevens?" " Staff." " Sir!" "Double this man out to the mortuary." "Show him the body." "If he finds any marks, abrasions or bullet wounds on the body, take him over to the Commandant's office and stay with him while he writes out his statement." "Then let him see the Commandant on his own so he can speak freely." " Yes, sir." " Double out." "Double out!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left." "Left wheel." "Now, you've all been making a hell of a racket." "There'll be no more of it, or I'll have the lot of you over the hill." "Every damn one of you." "Now, if you've any complaints, you're free to see the Commandant." "Any more trouble and I'll read you the Riot Act." "You know how long it takes." "And if that doesn't have any effect," "I'll charge the ring leaders with mutiny." " Who's the ring leaders?" " Every fifth man!" "Think that over." "I don't waste my breath on idle threats." "Now, let's have you looking like soldiers." "Prisoners, attention!" "Stand at ease!" "Let's have that again." "Attention!" "Better." "Now, any man here got any complaints?" "Anybody want to see the Commandant?" "Anybody witnessed any murders recently?" "Scared to open your traps or what?" "Anybody wishing to see the Commandant, step forward." "Why do you want to see him?" "I wish to report, sir, Staff Williams responsible for Stevens' death." "Witnesses?" "All the men in my cell know what happened, sir." "Bartlett, double over here." "You saw Staff Williams murder Private Stevens." "Is that right?" "No, sir." "I never saw nothing of the kind, sir." "Don't lie to me, lad." "You saw him with blood-stained hands, didn't you now?" "No, sir." "Never saw nothing, sir." "Request to be moved to another cell." "Request refused." "Get back in the line." "McGrath, double over here." "Is it right you saw murder committed, McGrath?" "No, sir, but I'll be committing one if Roberts doesn't stop squawking." "Double back." "King, double over here." "Now let's hear from you, King." "Staff Williams murdered Stevens all right." "My only worry's how we're gonna prove it." "Double away, King." " Staff Williams!" " Yes, sir." " Did you hear that?" " Yes, sir." "Serious allegation that is." "He's lying, sir." "I never laid a finger on Stevens." " Staff Harris!" " Sir." "I want Roberts and King on Commandant's parade, 0930 hours." " Yes, sir." " And notify the medical officer he's wanted at the Commandant's Office 0930 hours." "Seems Stevens didn't die of sunstroke." "He was murdered in cold blood." " Is that right, sir?" " Tell him be sure to be there." "His professional reputation's at stake." "Our M.O., sir?" "I won't wear that." "It's well known he can make the lame walk, the blind see and the maimed dance over the hill." "What else can he do, Staff?" "Ride a bicycle on the sea, no hands, and turn water into wine, sir." "But can he raise the dead, Staff?" "No, sir." "He can't raise them, but he can lower them." "Yes, I got your vocation placed now!" "You should have been a music hall comic!" "Yes, sir." "Permission to organize a smoking concert for the prisoners?" "You've organized too bloody many all ready, Charlie!" "Think I don't know?" "Got a light, sir?" "No, but I've got a pack to put on your back if I catch you smoking." "Bartlett and McGrath, stand by for a call." "You may be needed." "Now, you'll all be having cheese with your lunch today." "Now, get back into your cells, and look sharp about it." "You've all had a lovely time." "Staffs, take over." " Trying to get at me, eh, Charlie?" " Who me?" "As from now, you'll take your orders from Williams." "So that's the way it is." "I know you won't mind." "You're always bragging you don't seek promotion or favors." "I'd sooner be out of it, sir, well out of it." "You're getting passed over, Staff." "Inside, King." " Think you can get away with this?" " I should be asking you that." "Thank you, Staff." "You know what the outcome will be?" "There'll be a Court of Enquiry, and I'll be exonerated." "No, you're getting nervous, Williams." "You want me, don't you?" "You fancy your chances?" "You make a move and I'll drop you." "Not a bad idea." "Just us two." "There's a solitary at the end." "Nobody can see into that." "I'll lock us inside, Roberts." "Just us two." " You're on." " March over." "Me first." "Inside." "Hang up." "Go back to your duties, come on." "Double away!" "I want no more trouble." "No more out of you." "You'll learn discipline." "Learn we mean business." "You'd better do some quick thinking, Roberts..." "Staff." "I want to transfer out of here." "You're going out, Bartlett, you little runt." "Out over the hill." "Now, get your packs on, all of you." "Come on, and get Roberts up." "He's coming with us." "I'll be back for you." "You've got five minutes!" "Joe's on Commandant's Orders." "How's Williams going to explain this?" "You think the Commandant's never set eyes on a prisoner who's been done over before?" "I've got something to say about this," " and I'll make damn sure he listens." " If not, I'm getting word outside." "You two are enough to drive a fellow up the wall." "Somebody's gonna find out what's going on in here, what's happening." "We're inside, Sergeant Major, inside, and the bloody world outside doesn't give a damn." "We're the horrible 2 %, the dodgy boys, the spivs, the cowards, the thieves." "We're the weak chain in the system." "Oh, to hell with you." "Into your kit, Roberts." "No." "Not for you, Williams." "Right." "Two volunteers to drag Roberts over the hill." "You, Bartlett, you, McGrath." "Yes, Staff." "McGrath?" "To hell with this." "I'm giving you an order, McGrath." "Listen, Williams, the army didn't buy me in a slave market." "I'll double over the hill for you, but I'll not drag another man with me." "All right, I'll get all the volunteers I want, and I'll have the lot of you out." "He's barmy." "I've got to get out of this lot." "Shut up!" "Well, what's the matter with you then?" "Joe, tell them, go on." "I'll obey any order." "I'm not looking for no trouble." "Git!" "Staff!" " Staff, I've got to get out of here." " All right, cut it out!" " Staff, they're crucifying me." " Move him, Staff." "Get your small kit and report to the M.O." "No, I'm on Commandant's orders." "I'm not missing that." "Let me see this." "King, McGrath, carry him over to the M.O." "I'll see you see the Commandant, don't worry." "Come on, sharp, come here." "Easy with him, now." "Easy." "All right, watch that going through the door." "Hold your head low." "Put me in another cell, Staff." "I've had a bellyful of this lot." "Buckle it up." "Well, I'm only looking after number one, ain't I?" "What's the matter with everybody in this bloody place?" "They're not here, Staff." "They've gone." "Staff Harris has taken them over to the M.O. Back to your detail." "About turn!" "Double march!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right." "Get him over here." " What's this, Staff?" " Roberts is reporting sick." "Double outside, you two." "Okay, double out." "On your feet, Roberts." "Jerk him out of it, Staff." "He's got a busted foot." "What the hell are you two doing outside here?" "Brought Roberts over, sir." "He's poorly." "On your feet." "He's got a foot injury, sir." "On your feet, Roberts, and stand to attention." "March outside." "Left, right, left, right." "Keep marching." " Double inside, you two." " Right, double in." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Halt!" "About turn." "Para 528, Section 7." ""An officer will not reprove a warrant officer or an NCO in the presence" ""or hearing of a private soldier."" " You know the krrs, don't you?" " Yes, sir." "You're breaking every rule in the book." " And you live by it, don't you?" " We're both regulars." "We are the army." "What the hell else are we supposed to do?" "Well, I lived by the book." "Para this, and Para under Section X-Y-Z that." "But Queen Victoria's dead." "It's out of date." "What kind of a soldier are you?" "I'm a live one, unless Williams has got other plans for me." "Discipline." "The army's run on discipline." "I'm a regular soldier because I couldn't get a bloody job in civvy street, but I was a good toy clockwork soldier, just like you are." "You throw an order at me and I could pick it up like a dog picks up a bone." " On your feet and you listen." " No, you listen!" "Three bloody years in the desert." "Three bloody years fighting under paid gunmen." "That's all we are." " Treason, you're talking treason." " Right!" "Get on your feet." "Okay, treason." "That's Para 531, Section 7." ""Any person committing any traitorous" ""or mutinous practice may be" ""sentenced to penal servitude for the term of his natural life."" " So you..." " Life." "Well, all right." "All I know is that I can't do things that don't make sense to me anymore." "You can." "You can still live by the book, but it's out of date!" "It's stupid and out of date!" "So, you quit, eh?" "Glasshouse permanent for the rest of the war?" " Right!" " You'd sign away our bloody empire." "Yes, give it to Jacko, maybe he can use it." "To the niggers!" "They couldn't run a knocking shop." "On your feet, stand up and stand still!" "Yes, I'm on my feet." "Well, what's the charge?" "Failing to obey an order?" "Drunk in charge of a cigarette lighter?" "You crazy bastard." "You'd prop up dead men and inspect them if you was ordered to." "Right, you're right." "Keep those men on the move!" "You used to be an NCO." "You used to be a soldier, but you've forgotten." "Now, I'm gonna teach you." "Teach you from the beginning." "I'll make you into something the army can be proud of." "You'll double, drill, do any damn thing I tell you." "Roberts, you'll be lost, lost, unless somebody's shouting an order at you." "Staff!" "Sir!" "How did Roberts get into this state?" "Been fighting with one of the prisoners, sir." "McGrath." " Has he?" " He got stuck into me, as well." " Did he?" " I took him out of the cell." "Gave him the order to double, he refused and struck me." "We had to restrain him, sir." " Any witnesses, Staff?" " Henshaw and Colbey, sir." "I hope he didn't beat you up too bad, Staff." "If Henshaw and Colbey hadn't come along, sir..." "It's clear Roberts is a dangerous fellow, but if you ever have to restrain him again," "I don't want him looking like a battle casualty, understand?" "He come at me and went smack into the wall, sir." "He must have." "There's no other logical explanation." "McGrath did most of the damage." "Yes." "Charge him with fighting McGrath," "Colbey and Henshaw and with insubordination." "McGrath didn't beat me up, Williams did." "Witnesses?" "Staff!" "From now on, I'm looking after his welfare." "Sir, I can manage him." "No, you can't, Staff." "You're a bloody revelation." "But let me tell you, this is your last chance." "Beat up another one of my lads, and I'll have you inside here, and if the prisoners don't cripple you, I will." " Now, get the others over here." " Yes, sir." "Double over, you two!" "Come on, move it!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Halt!" "Stand still." "McGrath." "You had a fight with Roberts, is that right?" "We had a slight difference." " And you witnessed it." " They had a scrap." "You made a right job of him, didn't you?" " I'm not responsible for the state he's in." " Then who is?" "Staff Williams, sir." "He took Joe out, and when Joe come back, he was like that." "I'll say I know damn well McGrath had nothing to do with it." "Stand to attention when I'm talking to you." "Now, nigger boy, tell me again, what did you see?" "You black ape, I'm talking to you." "Do you want to do a dose of solitary?" "You stinking filthy nigger, answer me." "What did you see?" "I'll see you in hell, you..." "You ruddy useless Sergeant Major." "In hell!" "Look at that." "Dancing about like a flea-bitten monkey." "Thinks he's still in the jungle." "I'll teach you you're in the British Army." "I quit your stinking army, you hear that?" "You loud-mouthed Sergeant Major." "I give up this damn soldiering." "Now what you gonna do about it?" "Throw every charge in the book at him, Staff." "Sir." "But first of all, see that Harris has him outside the Commandant's office at 0930 hours." "The Commandant can hear his case." " Yes, sir." "You'll be there, sir?" " No, Staff." "I shall be busy making arrangements for Stevens' funeral." "You're gonna let them shoot their mouths off and not be there, sir?" "You worried, Staff?" "Any cause to be?" "I haven't." "Let them shout, then I'll have my say." "Go on." "Double away, you two." "Left turn, double march!" "Move it!" "Move, move, move!" "Left, right, left, right." "Come on, double, double, double!" " You're a clever boy, you are." " I quit this army." " Don't be daft." " Clever boy." "What's the clever thing to do?" "Go crawling to Williams the way you do, huh?" "Now just watch your big mouth." "I'll kill that man if he lifts one finger to me, one finger." " Yeah, go on." "You're all shout." " And I know how tough you are." "Now watch your step." "You useless article, made in Yorkshire, exported to the Middle East and marked "Fragile!"" "Come on." "Go on, you're the big man in the cell." "Did you hear what he said?" "Come on." "What the hell is this now?" "Break it up, break it up, break it up now." "Come on, come on, break it up." "You're on Commandant's orders." "Get dressed, King, and get outside." " I've quit the army." " Get dressed!" "I've finished with the army, and this is what I think of British justice." "Stark raving bonkers." "Outside, all of you." "King, what the hell's wrong with you?" "I've finished with the army, so I don't wear the uniform." "You're going into the Commandant dressed like this, lad?" "Unless you've got a top hat and a bone to put through me nose." "That's the way you white folks think that we dress back home." "This ought to be one day he remembers." "Come on, then." "All right, double." "Come on, double!" "Left, left, left, right, left." "Left, left, left, right, left." "There you are, Roberts." "What's the verdict?" "Medicine and duty?" "You go back to your cell, pick up your kit, and then I'm recommending you for hospital." "I wouldn't do that." "The RSM wouldn't like it." " I decide what's..." " You decide nothing." "You just do what you're told." "Look here, Roberts, I'm making a full report about you." "Well, you'd better, because I'm fighting every one of you in this dirty, lousy dump." "Every one of you." "Every single one of you." "Left, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, right." "You've had me for a soldier." "Wouldn't get me in the Boy Scouts after that." "Shut up, lad." " King, attention!" " Mr. Harris." "You may tell Mister Commandant that Mr. Jacko King will see him now." "Quiet down, you dumb lad." "What are you doing, then?" "Get back, you..." "Horace, sit down." "Don't stand up for me." "I've jagged in me rank." "I recommend this brand, but I cannot recommend your hotel, Horace." "The service is lousy." "Staff!" "Sir, he's round the bend, sir." "I can't do anything with him." "So you don't like the hotel?" "Not since one of the guests died, no." "Staff, get this mad man out." "Send the RSM to me." "He's making the funeral arrangements, sir." " What?" " Stevens died, sir." " Well, why wasn't I told?" " You weren't here." "Send the RSM to me the minute he gets back." " Who died?" " George Stevens!" "Williams murdered him." " Get this maniac out." "Out!" " Sir!" "King, double out, lad!" "Double!" "Double!" "Double!" "Horace." "Williams murdered Stevens." "Don't forget that." "He murdered him." "Right, get back to your details." "Party, halt!" "Get those prisoners out of here, Staff Harris." "About turn, double march!" "Roberts imagines that he's being persecuted." "Imagines he was beaten up by one of the staff, does he?" "Even that." "So he was." " What did you say?" " So he was." " You realize I'll have to report that?" " Let's hope you do." " If it's true." " You know it's true." "Yes, Harris, but would you tell the Commandant that?" "Yes." "Yes, I will." "I will." "There will have to be an enquiry." "You'll have to give evidence." "Yes, I know, but yours is the only evidence the court will take seriously." "After the RSM's testified that I'm useless as a prison officer, followed by every screw he can muster and Williams and..." "Of course I'll need evidence, but this man's here for striking an officer." "They'll have a very strong case, Harris." "Evidence?" "If you don't move soon, you'll have all the evidence you need." "His coffin." "All right, you two, get your kits." "You're going into solitary." "About turn!" "Double in!" "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Come on, move it." "The men are not to come in here, Staff." " Well, my orders, sir, were..." " I'm giving the orders now, and I have a very serious complaint against you, Williams." "From Roberts, sir?" "And Staff Harris." "His days are numbered." "I've just had a word with the Commandant and I'll answer any queries as to how I treat prisoners at the Court of Enquiry, sir." "I'll see the other prisoners now." "In fairness, sir, send for the RSM before you..." "I will conduct this my own way." " Have you any complaints?" " Sir." "I want you to fix it for me to get posted out of this cell, sir." "I can't take much more of this shower." "Get me out of here, sir." "You." "You, any complaints?" "I've falsely confessed to the Commandant that I half beat up Roberts, and that's why I'm going into solitary." "I'm telling you, the army's had me for a soldier if something's not done about this." "Right, get out." "I haven't always seen eye to eye with you, Roberts, but good luck." "McGrath, watch out for yourself." " Why is this man improperly dressed?" " Refuses to wear King's uniform." " Stand to attention." " Oh, no." "No, man." "I don't recognize the army or the officers." " I quit." " I said stand to attention." " You're talking to a civilian, Cuthbert." " Give him to me, sir." "I'll teach him." "Joe, you tell me your visiting hours, I'll come up and see you sometime." "Harris, take this lunatic into the corridor and keep him there till I'm ready for him." "Yes, sir." "After you, Mr. King." " See you later, Joe." " Okay, Mr. King." "Double out!" "Double!" "Bartlett, move it!" "You can see what we're up against, sir." "If you're easy on them, we won't be able to do a damn thing with them, will we, sir?" "What the hell are these men doing idling here in the corridor?" " Orders, sir." " Whose orders?" "M.O.'s." " What's going on here, sir?" " I'm giving these men a medical." "On sick report, are they, sir?" "Why?" "It's not your place to question me, Sergeant Major." "Soon as you've passed them fit, I want them, sir." "I've had some complaints about Williams' treatment of..." "Prisoners complaining, we get that sometimes." "King just tried it." "Walked in..." "Walked in, mind you, on the Commandant half-naked, just in his tribal feathers." "What kind of a bloody fool are you trying to make of me, sir?" "The complaint against Williams came from Staff Harris." "Harris." " What have you told him?" " I told him the truth, sir." "The truth?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "It's not your fault, sir, it's Williams'." "It's me." "Me!" "Who the hell runs this place?" "Retract all you've said, Charlie!" "Put your finger onto him, Bert." "Get him." "You telling me again how to run this place, are you?" "Outside, Staff." "Sergeant Major, Roberts is going into hospital." "Keep him here, sir, in a cell." "Be better if you attend him here, sir." "Sergeant Major!" "In 25 years, I've never known a balls-up like it!" "From now on, I'm checking on every man, every prisoner, every staff!" " Staff Harris!" " Sir!" "Report on your brother officers, would you?" "Try and undermine my authority, eh?" "A useless article like you, Harris." "You're under close arrest." "No, don't push me too hard." "You're gonna need" " all the help you can get!" " I'm breaking you!" "Now, before you're confined to your quarters, do something useful." " Get a cell ready for Roberts." " No." "Help Roberts with his kit." "He's going to hospital." "I'm in charge of discipline here, sir!" "Then you look after your department, and I'll look after mine." "Don't try and cancel out my orders." "I have the final word where the men's health is concerned." "Perhaps I was hasty." " I've had a day of it." " Yeah, so has Roberts." "He's going into hospital." "It's a pity you didn't put Roberts and Stevens on light duties, sir." "What?" "I thought Stevens looked delicate, but that wasn't my worry, was it?" " What are you driving at?" " Were they fit?" "Let's start with Stevens, was he fit?" "If I understand you right, by God, you're going to be in serious trouble." " Did you give him a medical?" " He did not." "I was there, wasn't I?" "Passed him A-1 fit for punishment." "I punished him alongside Roberts, King, Bartlett and McGrath." "Well, he's dead." "Heat exhaustion, sun stroke and..." "Stevens was a sick man and I only caught on when it was too late, I'll swear to it." "Your neglect lumbered me with a dead man." "Now, you put Roberts into hospital and give me the chance to break you." " Sergeant Major." " Don't let them get away with it." "Sergeant Major, he's trying blackmail." "You heard him." "I'm putting Roberts in a cell." "Look, I gave an order." "Get Roberts into hospital, sir." "A court martial will break you, sir, not Williams." "Shut your trap, Harris." "The Commandant's got to check on this lot now." "I won't be slow in telling him." "It's me who's gonna bust you, Bert." "I'm sorry." "I'll double Harris to his quarters, sir." "That's not the kind of doubling you're gonna do." "Get Roberts out." "Me?" "I'm running this place." "You ain't running this place, Bert." "Williams is, look at him." "He took over days ago, and you still haven't caught on." "I'm reporting everything that's happened here." "It's you I'm after, but I won't worry too much if you go down with him." "I'm phoning for an ambulance." "Roberts is going to hospital." "Then I'm going to see the area commander." "Try and blackmail me, would you, Williams?" "Well, try it." "Go on, try it." "Have you anything else to say?" "Yes, sir." "You won't do any better than Stevens on that hill." "What the hell are you doing there?" "Get back, do you hear me!" "I'm giving you an order!" " Get away from that door!" " Move along, lads." " Thank you very much, sir." " Thank you, sir." "Right, Bartlett, I'm putting you in another cell." "Follow me." "I knew I could trust you, Staff." "It was getting very dicey in there, Staff." "Roberts, get your kit." "I'm moving you into a lonely cell." "Why don't you catch on?" "Your days of turning men into toy soldiers are over." "I run this place." "Me." "I say what goes and what don't go." "Williams, I told you when you came here I stand by my staff." " We've gotta do some quick thinking." " You won't get me into another bloody mess like this again." "I'm putting you on the gate." "Listen, Harris and the M.O. are going on report..." "You're a bit too hot even for me!" "You don't seem to understand we stand together!" "You work alongside me, and I'll show you how it's done." "You don't belt them in this game, you break them, gently break them, then you build them up again into men, into soldiers!" "Listen." "We throw it all onto Harris and the..." "You listening to me?" "People listen to me when I'm talking." "Don't you ever forget that." "Will you shut up a minute?" "I'll tell you how!" "You pay attention." "I've got enough on my plate without you..." "You trying to give me orders?" "No one does that!" "I run this place." "Me." "I say what goes and what don't go." "Even if you go to the Commandant, think he'll listen?" "He's saying yes to me before I've even walked through the door." "Now, get this place cleaned up." "It's a pigsty." "Carry on, Staff." "In 25 years, I've never known anybody..." "Never, not in 25 years, never." "You're on your own now, Williams." "No, you're still with me, Roberts." "Just you and me this time." "Don't touch him!" "Don't muck it up, boys." "Don't touch him!" "You'll muck it up!" "Don't touch him." "We've won." "We've won." "You'll muck it up." "Double!" "Double!" "Double!"

"MOBILE PHONE RINGS" "Oi, mister." "Are you a cockney?" "I'm talking to you." "Are you a cockney?" "Are you a cockney?" "(IMITATES COCKNEY ACCENT) We got ourselves a cockney." "He ain't fuckin' talking!" "What's the matter?" "A fucking London boy." "What the fuck's wrong with him?" "Welcome, stranger, to our city!" "Why not stop off for a relaxing drink or a dance at Duke's?" "Got any spare change, please, mate?" "Thou saIIow remnant of my poisoned love." "My study's ornament." "Thou shell of death." "Once the bright face of my betrothed lady." "When life and beauty naturally fill'd out these ragged imperfections." "Then 'twas a face so far beyond the artificial shine of any woman's bought complexion." "She, when she was dressed in flesh, the old Duke poison'd, because she would not consent unto his lust." "No!" "It's true." "old bones don't lie." "They do when they're in the grave." "When they're at peace they do but these old bones will have no peace until they have... revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Men, come." "carlo, do you know a fellow?" " What fellow?" " Any fellow." "I know thee." "Any fellow so he be, a strange, disgested fellow, of iII-contented nature, as it might be, disgraced in former times - a pimp?" "A pimp?" "I need a man who can help me in the business of my heart." "Boy!" "Boy!" "A pimp!" "AII right, boy?" "'Tis but a glamour. 'Tis fake." "It's rubbish." "It's ridiculous." "CROWD CHANTING" " What's that?" " Lord Antonio." "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "And his lady." "That one is mine." "That virtuous lady?" "fool." "Everyone loves sport, especially in times of difficulty." " I'II have 20 on that." " We rally round our sporting heroes!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" " Those cheers?" " Lord Antonio." "The game?" "The teams yet stand upon the Duke's arrival." "The Duke's Boy and Antonio's Lad locked in anticipation of mortal combat!" "Everyone loves sport, no matter how it's played!" "The Duke!" "That he should do such wicked deeds and yet be Duke." "Go, sister." "Hide your pretty face." "Beware an old man, hot and vicious." "'Age, as in gold, in lust is covetous.'" "CROWD BOOING" "Open 'em up!" "Move it!" "Get back!" "Keep them back!" "Get back!" "It's the Duke and Duchess!" "Keep back the rabble!" "Keep them back!" "Use your tasers!" "Go royal Iecher!" "Go, grey hair'd adultery!" "And thou his Duchess." "Oh, that God would stuff infernal fire into your brittle bones!" "Do I know you, friend?" "Do you know me... more than friend?" "Brother?" " AII right, mate?" " Ah, you fuckin' cunt." "Tension mounts!" "And they're off!" "The Lad shoots, the Boy saves!" "The Lad shoots again!" "Goal!" "It's a thrilling scene." "Brother, you must needs find me a place at court." "I must be near the Duke." "This is strange." "This very e'en, the Duke's first born and heir, Lussurioso, asked me find out for him a strange composed and iII-digested fellow." "This e'en you say?" "Why, brother, this is fate." "It is." "But whose?" "His fate or yours?" "I set my fate at naught, so that I have revenge." "Goal!" "A stunning victory for the Lord Antonio and his lovely wife!" "Your boy disgraces us." "He is a good boy." "He has two left wrists." "Ow!" "And just look at the smile on the Lad's face!" "It says it all!" "Goal!" " Leave me be, sirrah." " I have no like to." "SCREAM" "Men, stand by my person!" "Maybe some assassin threatens the Duke, my Father's head, then the Dukedom will want a head." " Which must be mine!" " Mine!" "Mine!" "For God's sake, somebody help me!" "help!" "hello, what's this?" "A sweet for when I've eaten up my meat?" "Come here." "Go, now!" "Here's danger!" " This lady has need of me" " This is the Duke's son!" "Another blow then, for his Father's sake." "Our plan's dependent on his family's trust." " He did assault my brother?" " He is newly come to the port" "I would have killed him too." "I was prevented." "I Iike him." "Thou hast fucked us royally, brother." "Go and get Daddy!" "It's not fair!" "What hast been?" "Of what profession?" " A bone-setter." " A bone-setter?" "A bawd, my sweet musk cat." "One that sets bones together." "Wondrous knave!" "familiar as an ague!" "I can forget myself in private, but elsewhere, I pray do you remember me." "I am not Duke yet, but will be by and by." "Thou hast been an agent to much knavery then?" "I've witnessed the surrender of 1000 virgins." "I've seen patrimonies wash'd a' pieces!" "Then thou know'st i' th' world strange lust." "Oh, fuIsome lust!" "Drunken procreation, which begets so many drunkards!" "Some fathers dread not, gone to bed in wine, to slide from the mother and cling to the daughter-in-Iaw." "Some uncles are adulterous with their nieces, brothers with brothers' wives." "Oh, hour of incest!" "Any kin now next to the rim a' th' sister is man's meat in these days." "In the morning, when they are up and dress'd and their mask is on, who can perceive this save that eternal eye that sees through flesh and all?" "It is our blood to err, tho' hell gap'd loud:" "Ladies know Lucifer fell, yet still are proud." "Now, sir, I am beyond my depth in lust and I must swim or drown." "AII my desires are level'd toward a virgin not far from hamilton Square, to whom I have convey'd by messenger many wax'd lines full of my neatest spirit and jewels that were able to ravish her without the help of man." "AII this and more, she, fooIish-chaste, sent back." "possible?" "'Tis a rare phoenix, who e'er she be." "If your desires be such, she so resistant." "In troth, my Lord, I'd be reveng'd and marry her." "Push, the dowry of her blood and of her fortunes are both too mean, good enough to be bad withal." "Good enough to provoke any badness, poor enough to be a fit target for my lust." "I'm one of those who can defend." "Marriage is good, yet rather keep a friend." "A very fine religion!" "I will entrust thee with the business of my heart, for I see thou art experienc'd." "You have given it the tang, i' faith, my Lord." "Make known the lady to me and my brain will swell with strange invention." "I'II work it till I expire with speaking." "We thank thee and now receive her name." "It is Castiza." "That's her, out there." "Look." " My sister, oh my sister!" " Dost know her then?" "By sight only." "Her brother did prefer thee to us." "I knew I had seen him before." "We can laugh at that he is dim and easy guIIed." "himself being made the instrument to entice and work his own sister." "'Twas finely manag'd." "Go thou and with a smooth, enchanting tongue bewitch her ears and cheat her of all grace." "Enter upon her chastity." "Give it her thus and say she must expect an invoice for my love." "Those requiring the Clatterbridge to Parkgate Light Railway change at the next station, Hamilton Square." "How if money will not tempt her from her virtue?" "Why, then venture upon the mother and with gifts as I will furnish thee, begin with her." "Fie, Iar, that's wrong!" "'Tis mere impossible that a mother by any gifts should become a madam to her own daughter!" "Nay, then I see thou 'rt but a puny in the subtle mysteries of a woman." "Why, the name of madam is so in league with age," "nowadays it does eclipse three-quarters of a mother." "Now then, swear to be true in all." "Swear?" "I hope your honour little doubts my faith." "Yet for my humour's sake, 'cause I Iove swearing." "'Cause you love swearing, 'sIud, I will." "Oh, daughter, daughter." "I know he smiled at thee." "He, the Duke's son." "He smiled and my angel guardian wept." "Maids and their honours are like poor beginners." "Were sin not rich there would be fewer sinners." "Oh, why had not virtue a revenue?" "I know the cause, 'twouId have impoverish'd hell." "Nice one, girl." "For your brother and for all poor souls at sea." "Who are you?" "Is this my mother's jewel?" "Then give it back." "I came not to steal but to give..." "this for you." " Whence comes it?" " From a mighty friend!" "From whom?" " The Duke's son!" " Receive that!" "Take care, lest I bite you back." "I swore I'd put anger in my hand and pass the virgin limits of myself to him who next appear'd in that base office to be the agent of his sin." "tell him my honour shall have a rich name while several harIots share his with shame." "farewell." "Commend me to him... in my hate!" "I know your face." " I think not." " Yet I have seen it before." "When last we met you stood not higher than the altitude of a heeled shoe." " You knew me not then and not now." " Yet I do know you." "For something of myself I do discern in thee." "I have two legs and you have two and Christ loves both of us alike..." "I hope." "I think..." "Dare I think this?" "You are my brother." "You are my sister and I'm home." "And I welcome you with a slap!" "It was the sweetest slap that e'er my nose came nigh." "I'II love this blow forever and this cheek shall still hence forward be my favourite." "It is not kind for kin to put each other to the test." "I was employed to do it but you were constant and thou hast right honourable shown." "Thou art approved forever in my thoughts." "I knew my honour already..." "without your test." "DOOR CREAKS" "It was not kind." "My mother?" " I must test her too." " What?" "No!" "I'm employed to do it." "Castiza?" "What a coil is here?" "Who's here?" "Our mighty expectation, Lussurioso, son of the Duke, commends himself to your affection." " I am his servant and so yours." " The Duke's?" "His son's, who shall be Duke." "An honour just the same, sir." "I'm much honour'd to find that he is pleased to rank me in his thoughts." "Mother, I think you know this man." "Hush, child." "I'm beginning to know him." "Go on, sir." "My master will be Duke hereafter." "The crown gapes for him every tide." "The old Duke's days are numbered." "How bless'd were they now that could pleasure Lussurioso." " E'en with anything." " Save with honour." "Oh, save with their honour, clearly." "As for honour, I'd let a bit of that go too, and never be seen in't." " I'd wink and let it go." " But we would not." "'Tis so, Mama?" "No, we would not." "Not for a ruby." "It is not well done to use her thus" "To keep my promise, I must lay siege unto my mother." "What of 't?" "A siren's tongue could not bewitch her, not in such a case surely." "The old Duke's days are numbered." "After him, my master will be Duke." "Now, that same man, my master, has long desir'd your daughter." "What of it?" "'Tis naught." "Not so, Mama?" "Now he desires that will command hereafter." "That's true." "He will command hereafter." "Do not proceed." "Madam, ' 'tis no shame to be bad, because 'tis common.'" " Ay, that is a comfort." " A comfort!" "Can these persuade you to forget heaven?" "Mother, in the name of Christ, tell this man you want none of his dishonourable act." "Think upon the palace's pleasures." "Secured ease and state, the stirring meats ready to move out of the dishes that e'en now quicken when they're eaten." "Banquets abroad by torchlight, music, sports, nine coaches waiting." " Hurry, hurry, hurry!" " Ay, to the devil." "Hey, girl." "Who'd sit at home in a neglected room, dealing her short-Iiv'd beauty to the waII-hangings, when those poorer in face and fortune than herself carry 100 acres on their back?" "I cry you mercy." "Lady, I mistook you." "Pray, did you see my mother?" "Which way went she?" "Pray God I have not lost her." "UngratefuI!" "Sir, would you address your mother so?" "alas, I too have lost my mother." "Aahhh..." "Peevish!" "Coy!" "foolish!" "Sir!" "Sir." "Return my answer to your future Duke, my Lord shall be most welcome when his pleasure conducts him this way." "I will sway mine own." "Women with women can work best alone." "Indeed, I'II tell him so." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Do I know thee?" "My daughter says I know thee." "From some other time or some other place before?" "Madam, if you know me not - you know me not." "Sir..." "Sir!" "The jewel, sir." "The jewel." "Oh, more uncivil, more unnatural, than those base-titIed creatures that look downward!" "Why does not heaven turn black or with a frown undo the world?" "Why does not earth strike at the sins that tread on it?" "Oh, wer't not for gold and women, there would be no damnation!" "But 'twas decree'd before the world began, that they shall be the hooks to catch a man." "Her mother took the jewel?" "She should be damn'd before the daughter." "That's good manners, my Lord." "The mother for her age goes foremost, you know." "She took the jewel, that's good." "gold, tho' it be dumb, does utter the best thanks." "The mother has proved herself a whore, therefore the sons and daughters were born whores, which is what we want." "I have mentioned that I am to be Duke after my father." "Once or twice." "It pricks my brothers' hearts to envy, that I am considered great whilst they are but my brothers." " Get off my shoe!" " Watch." "tell me how they look at me." "Give me back my shoe!" "Get off, fuck off!" "Get off, you fuck!" "Why have they locked me here?" "Hush." "One of the Duke, my husband's words, will set you free, from death or durance." "You will walk with bold feet upon the thorny law." "His withered Grace don't love me like the others, Mother." "Hush, hush, you are our dearest child." "Fear not." "CHAIN RATTLES" "Oh, Junior." " Hush now." " I Iove you, Mummy." " She should not be here." " She is safe here with her brothers." "Beauty is nowhere safe." "That virtuous lady." "A fair comeIy building newly fallen, being falsely undermin'd." "Duchess, it is your youngest son." "Our youngest." "We're sorry his violent act hath e'en draw blood of honour and stained our honours." "Your Grace hath spoke like to your silver years, full of confirmed gravity, for what is it to have a flattering false inscuIption on a tomb" "and in men's hearts reproach?" " I leave him to your sentence." " Rise." "Doom him, Lords, while I sit by and sigh." "My gracious Lord, I pray be merciful." "although his trespass far exceed his years, he is your own, as I am yours, call him not stepson." "Temper his faults with pity." "I beseech your Grace, be soft and mild." "Let not relentless law" "look with an iron forehead on our brother." " Let the offender stand forth." " No pity yet?" "Must I rise fruitless then?" "Are my knees of such low mettIe that without mercy..." "'Tis the Duke's pleasure that impartial doom take fast hold of his unclean attempt." "A rape!" "Why 'tis the very core of lust and which was worse, committed on the Lord Antonio's wife," "that chaste and upright lady." "Confess, my Lord, what moved you to 't?" "Why, flesh and blood." "What should move man to woman else?" "Do not jest thy doom, play not with death." "The law is a wise serpent and quickly can beguile thee of thy life." "That lady's name has spread such a fair wing that if our tongues were sparing toward the fact, judgement itself would be condemned." "well, hmm, 'tis done." "And 'twould please me to do it again." "What?" "Sure, she's a goddess, for I'd no power to see her and to live." "It faIIs out true in this for I must die." "No!" "Her beauty was ordained to be my scaffold and yet methinks I might be easier ceased." "My fault being sport," "let me but die in jest." "This be the doom irrevocable." "Oh, keep't upon your tongue," "let it not slip, death too soon steals out of a lawyer's lip." "Now, now he dies!" "Rid 'im away." " Tomorrow early." " Pray, stay abed, my Lord!" " Let that offender be..." " Live and be in health." "Be on a scaffold." " No!" " hold!" "hold!" "Pox on't." "What makes my dad speak now?" "We do defer judgement until next sitting." "In the meantime, Iet him be kept prisoner." "What, prisoner?" "No!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "delayed, deferred and if judgement have cold blood, then flattery and bribes will kill it quite." "will he live then?" "He will, my Lady." "'My Lord,' she said, 'shaII be most welcome, 'when next his pleasure brings him forth this way.'" "That shall be soon." "I have no way to cross it now but to kill him." "kill Lussurioso?" "What of the Duke?" "I'II murder both." "You will be busy, brother." "'Tis true an old man is twice the child." "Mine cannot speak, yet one single word from him would quite save my son!" "Hush, Mother, he will be free by and by." "The Gods protect our sister." "Here's a plan as neat as apples from the bough how I may speed away the old Duke and his son." " What?" " Watch." "carlo, leave us, Laughing Boy." "A third man's dangerous, especially her brother." "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "Every day another thousand voices raised to his account." "There's one bastard envies me my Dukedom." "There's more than one, my Lord." "Your brother, Spurio." "Spurio?" " I can bring forth proof that..." " Hush." "Not here." "Come." "Here we are in th' intestines of my father's palace." "'Tis the deepest art to study man." "I'm well practised at it." "I find you are a fellow of discourse, weII-mingIed, whose brain time hath season'd, suitable both to my service and my company." "Your estate should be more fellow to your mind." "Trust me with thy preferment." "Thanks, my loved Lord." "Now tell me of my brother's plots." "Who's in with him?" "'Tonio who the mob loves so?" "Sir, your mother." "The Duke your father is worthily abus'd." "My brother and my mother - entangled?" "This night, this hour, this minute, now." "MOANING" "What?" "What?" "Oh, sin foul and deep, great faults are wink'd at when the Duke's asleep!" "horrible." "I am mad!" "I will confound them." "But what proofs?" "What need of proofs when you may take 'em... twisted?" " Where is that villain?" " softly, my Lord." "BED SQUEAKS" " This room?" " My mother's." "Ah!" "I cannot." "Then Spurio will stab you, as he stabs your Mother." "I'II kill 'em doubled, while they're heap'd!" "Soft, my Lord." "villain, strumpet!" "SIapper!" "Treason, treason!" "Right, you upper guards defend us!" "Oh no, take me not in sleep." "No, I have great sins." "I must have days, nay, months, dear son with penitential sighs to lift 'em out and not to die in sin!" "Thou wilt kill me both in heaven and hell!" "I'm amaz'd to death." "Nay!" "villain, traitor worse than the foulest epithet, now I'II gripe thee e'en with the nerves of wrath, and throw thy head among the lawyers!" "Guard!" "How comes our dad disturb'd?" "This boy, who should be myself after me would be myself before me, and in the heat of this ambition bIoodiIy rush'd in intending to depose me in my bed." "Dad." "Duty and natural loyalty forfend!" "He call'd his father villain and me sIapper, a word I abhor to 'file my lips with." "That was not so well done, brother." "I know there's no excuse can do me good." "Shh." "His vicious purpose to our sister's honour's cross'd beyond our thought." "Is the Duke dead?" "would he had kill'd him, 'twouId have eas'd our swords." "Be comforted, he will die." "To prison with the villain!" "Death shall not long lag after him." "Oh, be comforted, our Duchess, he shall die." "Then the truth of my intent shall out." "Lord and Father..." "My best release lies upon your tongues, pray persuade for me." "We'II sweat in pleading." "And I may live to thank thee." "His death shall thank me better." "Now, brothers, Iet our hate and love be woven so subtly together, that in speaking one word for his life, we may make three for his death." "The craftiest pIeader gets the most gold for breath." "Mother." "Is't possible a son should be disobedient as far as the sword?" "It is the highest, he can go no further." " My gracious Lord, take pity..." " Pity?" "We'd be loath to move your Grace." "The trespass is unpardonable..." "black, wicked and unnatural." "In a son, oh, monstrous!" "Yet, my Lord, a Duke's soft hand strokes the rough head of law and makes it lie smooth." "But this hand shall ne'er do 't." "That as you please, my Lord." "We must needs confess." "Some fathers would have seen the execution sound without corrupted favour." "But your Grace may live the wonder of all times in pardoning that offence which never yet had face to beg a pardon." " What's this?" " Forgive him." "Good my Lord, he is your own son and I needs must say 'twas the viIdIier done." "He's the next heir, yet this truth gathers - there's none can possess that dispossess their fathers." "Be merciful." "You have prevail'd." "My wrath like flaming wax hath spent itself." "I know 'twas but some peevish moon in him." "Go, Iet him be releas'd." "'Sfoot." "How now, brother?" "Your Grace doth please to speak beside your spleen." " I would it were so happy." " Go, release him." "Oh, my good Lord," "I know the fault's too weighty and full of general loathing, too inhuman, rather by all men's voices worthy..." "Death." "Death." "'Tis true too." "Right, then." "Take this." "Doom shall pass." "Direct this to the judges." "He shall be dead 'ere many days." " Make haste!" " AII speed that may be." "We could have wish'd his burden not so sore." "We know your Grace did but delay before." "It well becomes that judge to nod at crimes that does commit greater himself... and lives." "Many a beauty have I turn'd to poison for rejecting me... covetous of all." "Age hot is like a monster to be seen." "My hairs are white, but yet my sins are green." "Brother, Iet my opinion sway you once," "I speak it for the best, to have him die." "Surest and soonest." "If the signature come unto the judges' hands, why, then his doom will be deferr'd till sittings and court days, juries and further." "Faiths are bought and sold." "Oaths in these days are but the skin of gold." "In troth, 'tis true too!" "Then straight to the officers and let the judges wait." "'Tis but mistaking our father's meaning, and where he nam'd, 'Ere many days'." "'Tis but forgetting that and have him die... now." "CREAKING" "SCREW FALLS TO FLOOR" "Brothers?" "Are you there?" "You!" "You lied to me!" "You brought me to this pass." "If I'd lied to you, would I now try to deliver you?" "You've been deceived but not by me." "If you'd as life stay here, then do." "I'II close the breach." "Oh, you commanded me to keep watch upon your envious brothers." "Know that they intend to speed your execution" "lest your father makes alteration of his edict." "They want me killed?" "In a word." "I'm much indebted to your love for this." "O Liberty!" "Thou sweet and heavenly dame." "But hell for prison is too mild a name." "Officers, here is the Duke's signature." "We are sorry that we are so unnaturally employ'd in such an unkind office." "Fitter far for enemies than brothers." "But you know, the Duke's command must be obey'd." " This morning then." "So suddenly?" " Ay, alas, poor good soul." "The executioner stands ready to put forth his cowardly vaIour." "Ready?" "Ready?" "already, i'faith." "We'II take our leaves." "Our office shall be sound." "We'II not delay the third part of a minute." "Therein you show yourselves good men and upright officers." "Pray, Iet him die as private as he may." "Do that for him, for the gaping people will but trouble him at his prayers." "It shall be done." "Why, we do thank you and if we live to be... you shall have a better office." "Commend us to the scaffold - in our tears." "We'II do your commendations." "Destruction hies." "Fine fools in office!" " Things fall out so fit." " So happily!" "'Ere next clock, his head will be made serve a bigger block." "excellent!" "Now I am heir, Duke in a minute." "The falling of one head lifts up another." "The Duke's son was in here." "There is another one, two cells down." " But his death's not commanded." " Let's have a look." "'My son', no name, save only that, 'my son'." "well, he is his son, though his neck's somewhat thicker." "Keeper?" "My Lord." "No news lately from our brothers?" "Are they unmindfuI of us?" "My Lord, they left a message while you slept." "What was it?" "They said, be of good cheer, you will not be long a prisoner." "That brings me no comfort!" "I should've look'd for my release had they been worth their oaths." "How now!" "What news?" "Bad news, my Lord." "I am discharg'd of you." "slave, call'st thou that bad news?" "I thank you, my brothers!" "'TwiII prove so - this is the officer into whose hands I must commit you." "Pardon us, my Lord." "Our office must be sound." "Here is our warrant, signed by the Duke." "You must prepare to die." " Sure 'tis not so." " It is too true." "I tell you 'tis not, for the Duke," "my father, has deferr'd me till the next sitting and I Iook e'en every minute, threescore times an hour, for a release." "A trick wrought by my big brothers." "A trick, my Lord?" "Your hopes are as fruitless as a barren woman." "Your brothers brought this powerful token for your death." "My brothers?" "Desire 'em hither!" "call 'em up, they shall deny it to your faces." "They're long gone." "The command they left, when grief swum in their eyes." "They were like brothers, full of heavy sorrow but the Duke must..." "have his pleasure." "The hour beckons, my Lord." "Lift your eyes up to heaven." "Thank you, faith, good, pretty wholesome counsel." "I should, er, look up to the, er, heavens, as you said, whilst he behind me cheats me of my head!" "Ey, ah?" "That's the trick." "You delay too long, my Lord." "Stay, good authority's bastards." "If I must die through my brothers' perjury," "let me venom their souls with curses!" "'Tis no time to curse." "But my fault was sweet sport, which the world approves!" "I die for that which every woman loves." "No!" "Is our conspiracy discover'd?" "Drive over them." " My long grief..." " Hush, brother." "Listen." "I will cut into short words." "Last reveIIing night, when fIoodIight made an artificial noon at Aintree, some courtiers at the match..." "Oh, Christ." "She's dead." "As cold in lust as she is now in death," "which that step-duchess' monster knew too well." "Then, with a face more impudent than his vizard," "he harried her amidst a throng of panders and fed the ravenous vulture of his lust!" "Oh, death, to think on't!" "She her honour forc'd, deem'd it a greater dowry to her name." "To die with poison than to live with shame." "behold, my Lords." "A sight that strikes man out of me." "I had not mark'd that before - a prayer book," "with a page turn'd up, pointing to these words," "'MeIius virtute mori quam per dedicus vivere.'" "'Better to die virtuous than to live dishonoured.'" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "Look!" "Look!" "The bullet went in there." "Back of the head." "Not at point blank range." "She'd need to be a doubIe-jointed octopus." "She did not top herself." "And, and, and, I heard someone say there were two different bullets." "So, er, what are you saying?" "I'm saying the Duke's lot saw her off." "Yeah, or Antonio's?" " The noble Lord Antonio's!" " Yeah, why not?" "Stitch that!" " Was it suicide, then?" " Sure it was." "I would do the same if he should come near me." " No, you wouldn't." " I would." " You wouldn't commit suicide." " I would." "Are you a cockney?" "What about you?" "Of course I am, you three cornered hats." "He's a fuckin' cockney!" "Sister." "Here he is!" "Fuckin' 'ell!" "Passengers are reminded that smoking is no longer permitted on Merseyrail trains or underground stations." "There is no safety here." "Here I am safest, here with my brothers." "Was not this execution rarely plotted?" "I am the Duke's heir now." "You may thank my policy for that." "Your policy for what?" "Was it not my invention, brother to slip the judges, and in lesser compass, advising you to sudden execution?" "Heart, 'twas a thing I thought on too." "You thought on't too!" "slander not your thoughts with glorious untruth!" "'Twas not so." "Sir, I say 'twas in my head." "Like your brains, ne'er to make their presence felt as long as you liv'd." "You'd have the honour on't, that your wit led him to the scaffold?" "Since it is my due, I'II publish 't, but I'II have it in spite of you." "Methinks y'are too bold, you should little remember us, next to be honest Duke." "should be as easy for you to be Duke as to be honest, and that's never in faith." "well, cold he is by this time, because we're both ambitious." "Be it our amity, and let the glory be shared equally." "I am content to that." "Here's where our older brother's corse lies in state." "excellent!" "Now brother, all's sure our own." "Canst weep, think'st thou?" "'TwouId grace our flattery much." "Think of some dame." "I'II try." "Now for yourself." "Our sorrows are so fluent." "Our eyes o'erfIow our tongues." "Words spoke in tears are like the murmurs of the waters." "The sound is loudly heard, but cannot be distinguish'd." "How died he, pray?" "full of rage and spleen!" "He died most valiantly then." "We're glad to hear it." " We could not woo him once to pray." " He show'd himself a gentleman." "But instead of prayer, he, he drew forth oaths." "Then did he pray, dear, dear heart, although you knew it not." "My Lords, e'en at his last, with pardon be it spoke, he curs'd you both." "He curs'd us?" "'Las, good soul!" "It was not in our power, but the Duke's pleasure!" "Now, my Lords." " Sweet heaven, defend us!" " Sweet heaven, defend us!" "Why do you shun me, brothers?" "The saviour of the prison has forsook me." "I thank such sweet Lords as yourselves I'm free." " In health!" " ReIeas'd!" "We are both e'en amaz'd with, with joy to, to see it." "We are much to thank thee." "Faith, we spar'd no tongue unto my Lord the Duke." "Your delivery had not been half so sudden but for us." "God, how we pleaded!" " My deserving brothers..." " No!" "In my best dreams I will think on it." "Saw you not their guilt, crawling like maggots on the faces of dead men?" "Be sure I did." "Oh, death and vengeance!" "hell and torments!" "slave, cam'st thou to delude us?" "DeIude you, my Lords?" "villain, whose is this corse now?" "Why your brother and the Duke's son." "plagues!" "Confusions!" " Darkness!" " devils!" "Our younger brother." "There's no advantage in the killing of a younger brother!" "villain, I'II kill thee!" "Fuck off, you cheap pair of bastards." "The devil overtake thee!" "Oh, fatal!" "Oh, most prodigious to our bloods!" "Did we dissembIe?" "Did we make our tears women for thee?" "Laugh and rejoice for thee?" "You had a wile, you had a trick, forsooth!" "The clap eat them!" "There's none of these wiles ever come to any good." "There's nothing sure in mortality but mortality." "Whose fault is this catastrophe?" "We know not, sir." " The fates." " Not us, sir." "We'II leave you to your grief, good sir." "shall I kill him th' wrong side now?" "No." "Sword, thou wast never a back-biter yet." "I'II pierce him to his face, he shall die looking upon me." "My veins are swell'd with lust." "This shall unfiII 'em." "Great men were gods if beggars couldn't kill 'em." "Sirrah, I know thee." "Come..." "Are you not a pandar, or a pimp?" "Did you not provide a lady for my son?" " I was commanded" " Yeah, good, good." "Can you do likewise for me?" "could you not meet me with a lady in some fair place, veil'd from the eyes of th' court, some darkened bIushIess angle?" "My Lord, I couId." "An unsunn'd lodge wherein 'tis night at noon." "And a lady." "You know a lady?" "One with two heaven pointed diamonds set for eyes in a face." "Far far beyond the artificial shine of any woman's bought complexion." "I had such a one before." "She would not consent unto my lust." "I had to have her killed." "I had my way with her, thereafter." "Sir..." "I will collect you." "Soon, soon." "You will rest easy." " Where's the lady?" " You shall be witness." "Be ready." "Stand with your hats off." "Ah!" "Art thou beguiI'd now?" "Have I not fitted the old surfeiter with a quaint piece of beauty?" "Age and bare bone are e'er allied in action." "Here's an eye able to tempt a great man to serve God." "A pretty, hanging lip that has forgot now how to dissemble." "This mouth should make a swearer tremble, a drunkard clasp his teeth and not undo 'em." "To suffer wet damnation." "Is this the form that living shone so bright?" "Oh fuckin' 'ell, mate." "What are you gonna do with her?" "He had me once and now he shall again!" "Does every proud and seIf-affecting dame camphor her face for this and grieve her maker with sinful baths of milk, when many an infant starves, for her superfluous outside, all for this?" "Who now bids ¡Ì20 a night, prepares music, perfumes and sweetmeats?" "AII are hush'd." "Thou mayst lie chaste now!" "It were fine to have thee seen at revels, forgetful feasts and unclean brothels!" "Sure, 'twould fright the sinner and make him a good coward." "Put a reveller out of his antic ambIe and cIoy an epicure with empty dishes." "Here, might a scornful and ambitious woman" "look through and through herself." "See, ladies, with false forms you deceive men but you cannot deceive worms!" "Up and down, up and down, till they're clean and sparkly." "What is it?" "Poison." "You'II help me in my deadly enterprise?" "Thanks." "Thank you." "You have leave to leave me." "If I'm missed by the Duchess, say I am privately rid forth." "What, here?" "GIRL SCREAMING" "(SOFTLY) Someone's near." "Another pair of lovers." "This is a most excellent place in which to score." "MOANING" "Who's that?" " 'Tis her." " What?" "'Tis yours." "What lady is't?" "A country lady, a little bashful at first, but after the first kiss, the worst is past with them." "You know now what you have to do." " She's a somewhat grave look." " No, I Iove that best." "In gravest looks the greatest faults seem less." "Give me that sin that's rob'd in holiness." "Take this, 'twiII stiffen your resolve." "Cover your eyes, lest her beauty blind you." "Madam, his Grace will not be absent long." "Is all truly secret?" "I heard another pair of lovers." "Is that her?" "Her voice is sweet." "Secret?" "Never doubt us, madam." "'TwiII be worth three velvet gowns to your ladyship." "How sweet can a Duke breathe?" "pleasure dwells within a perfumed mist." "Oh, lady, sweetly encount'red." "Sir, be bold with me, kiss my lips." "Madam, I will." " What's this?" " royal villain, white devil!" "Brother, give us light!" "That his affrighted eyeballs may start unto those hollows." "Duke dost see yon dreadful vizard?" "View it well." "'Tis GIoriana's skull, whom thou poisoned'st last." " It has poisoned me!" " Didst not know that till now?" "call treason!" "Yes, my good Lord." "Treason, treason, treason!" "Oh, then I'm betray'd!" "Poor Iecher in the hands of knaves." "A slavish Duke is baser than his slaves." "My teeth are eaten out!" "Hadst any left?" "Then those that did eat are eaten." "My tongue!" "'TwiII teach you to kiss closer." " You have eyes still?" " They hurt." "The pill was a potion to prevent blinking." "I gave it that thou'd miss not one blinking moment of all this." "'Tis but early yet." "Now I'II begin to stick thy soul with ulcers." "I will make thy spirit grievous sore." "It shall not rest but like some pestiIent man toss in thy breast." "Mark me, Duke, thou'rt a renowned, high, and mighty cuckold." "Had not that kiss a taste of sin?" "Why, there's no pleasure but 'tis sinful." "Nay, to afflict thee more, here in this lodge, they meet for damned clips." "Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips." "carlo!" "Sweet Christ!" "Brother, I do applaud thy constant vengeance, the quaintness of thy malice above thought." "CASTIZA LAUGHING" "The fIy-fIop of vengeance beat 'em to pieces!" "This was the sweetest occasion, the fittest hour, to make my revenge." "Oh, my heart wears feathers that before wore lead." "The Duke is dead, dead, dead, dead!" "Over whose roof hangs this prodigious comet In deadly fire?" " A blessing on our enterprise." " Sweet angel of revenge." "HUMMING" "Who has seen the Duke my Father?" "You saw you my Lord and Father?" "And you?" "And you?" "Or you?" "What of you?" "well, well, he's sure from court, but where, which way his pleasure took, we know not, nor can hear on't." "I heard he privately rode forth." "'Twas wondrous private." "No-one in court has any knowledge of it." "My husband is old and sudden." "'Tis not treason to say he has a humour or such a toy about him." "I think he's privately rid forth from shame, from infamy, from this house of incestuous scheming." "Yo..." "Brother..." "Is that not... oh." "It's him!" "I say, it is." "Very nice, brother." "When the Duke sees this, you are..." "The Duke is fled from shame, and so the Duke is here, in my person." " Never the Duke!" " until he is returned!" "until he does return!" "until he is returned!" "So..." "Guards!" " Let her be kept close prisoner." " I am not going to be kept" " Guards, take both of them." " Don't you touch my little spud!" " Spud, go home!" " Bye, brother!" "Are you so barbarous to set iron nipples upon these breasts that gave you suck?" "Yes." "Oh, am I not your mother?" "Thou dost usurp that title now by fraud, for in that shell of mother is a bawd." "Come on, Duchess." "Brother and Lords, what's for breakfast?" " Piss off." " Oh, sorry, Iar..." "Shocking news broke today, as the Duchess and her son, Spurio were found in a compromising position." "Our own dam was the worser." "The Duchess made a whore out of herself, our ma a whore out of her daughter." "The Duke's son's great concubine!" "A drab of state, a cIoth-a'-silver slut." "To have her train borne up and her soul trail I' th' dirt." "Great!" "Never just the Duke's son." "First begins with one hen after, to 1000 proves a whore." "'Break ice in one place, it will crack in more.'" "Oh, thou for whom no name is bad enough!" "Son?" "Is this my son come back?" "And do you know me now?" "Wicked unnatural parent!" "Fiend of women!" "Did not the Duke's son direct a fellow of the world's condition hither, that did corrupt thee, made thee unciviIIy forget thyself and work our sister to his lust?" "Who, I?" "That had been monstrous!" "I defy that man for any such intent, ain't none lives so pure but shall be soil'd with slander." " Good son, believe it not." " He was that man!" "You?" "My own son, tricked me?" "In that disguise, I was sent by the Duke's son." "He tried you and found you base metal as any villain might have done." "A rich man tricked a beggar." "This is news, is it?" "It's good?" "nimble in damnation, quick in tune." "There's no devil could strike fire so soon!" "Sons!" "Forgive me." "To my own self I'II prove true." "You that should honour me, I kneel to you." "Nay." "Brother, it rains, 'twiII harm your dagger." "House it." "'Tis done." "I'faith, 'tis a sweet shower, it does much good." "Rise, mother, troth, this shower has made you higher." "To weep is to our sex naturally given, but to weep truly, that's a gift from heaven." "Nay, I'II kiss you now." "Kiss her, brother." "Let's marry her to our souls, wherein's no lust and honourably love her." "Let it be." "I'II give you this, that one I never knew." "plead better for and against the devil than you." "Thou make me proud on't." " Thy name, I have forgot it." " Vindici, my Lord." " 'Tis a good name." " Yeah, a revenger." "It does betoken courage, thou shouldst be valiant and kill thine enemies." "That's my hope, my Lord." "CHUCKLES" "tell me, what has made thee so melancholy?" "Why?" "To think how a great, rich man lies a-dying and a poor cobbler tolls the bell for him" "or how a usuring father boils in hell and his son-and-heir, with a whore, dances over him." "There is hope in you for discontent and want is the best clay to mould a villain of." "You know I might advance you and build fair your fortunes for it might be in me to rear up towers from cottages." "I will unbrace such a close, private villain unto your vengeful sword, the like ne'er heard of." "What's his sin?" "He is a royal Iecher." "royal... and a lecher and royally a lecher." "More than once when one would not consent unto his lust, he had them poisoned." "What's his name?" "You know him." "Oh, thou almighty patience, 'tis my wonder that such a fellow, impudent and wicked, should not be cloven as he stood or with some secret wind burst open!" "Is there no thunder left, or is't kept up in stock for some heavier vengeance?" "THUNDER RUMBLES" "There it goes!" " What?" " Nothing." "Thunder." " I have imprison'd my own mother." " I know." "If the Duke returns then 'tis treason." "Oh, yeah." "If?" "If... he comes not back..." "Who shall be Duke then?" "Me!" "I shall." "Did I not say so?" "I think you did." "So swear!" " You still love swearing." " Swear!" "My Lord, it shall be so." "SCREAMING" "Thus much by wit a deep revenger can pull off." "When murder's known to be the fardest off." "Oh, villain!" "Oh, rogue!" "Oh, slave!" "Oh, rascal!" "Reverend majesty." "My father the Duke murdered." " old Dad dead." " His lips are gnawn with poison." "Where was that slave that did affirm to us?" "My Lord, the Duke was privately rid forth?" "Oh, pardon me, my Lord, he gave that charge upon my Iife to answer thus if he was miss'd at court." "In fact, he was with a lady." "Heavens, that false charge was his death!" "No." "Impudent beggar, durst you to our face maintain such a false story?" "Bear him straight to execution!" "It's not right." "You've sentenced bollocks..." "Urge me no more." "In this the excuse may be call'd half the murther." "Away, Iet it be done." "My Lord, we're something bold to know our duty." "Your father's accidentally departed." "The titles that were due to him meet you." "Meet me?" "I am not at leisure, my good Lord." "I've many griefs to dispatch." "welcome, sweet tities." "Lords, talk to me of sepuIchers and mighty emperors' bones, that's thought for me." "My Lord, it is your shine must comfort us." "alas, I shine in tears like the april sun." "You are now my Lord's Grace." "I perceive you'II have it so." "'Tis, but your own." "Hooray for our brother the Duke." "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Then heavens give me grace to be so." "Hooray!" "In the mean season, Iet us bethink the latest funeral honours due to the dead Duke's cold body, and withal, calling to memory our new happiness spread in his royal son." "gentlemen, Lords... prepare for revels." "Time hath several falls." "Griefs lift up joys and feasts put down funerals." "ReveIs, revels..." "Yes!" "Leave me... to my grief." "One thing." "That girl." "Castiza." "The one I tried but failed to woo." "Now that you're Duke, you'II have no need of her." " You can have any that you choose." " I choose her." "Now I have no need to woo." "Now I command." "Echo!" "Echo!" "Echo!" " Is she here?" " She comes, my Lord." "She will come, certainly." "I'II see to that." "I'm not pleas'd by that iII-knotted fire, that bushing, flaring star." " Am not I Duke?" " Yes, yes, you are, yes." "They say, whom art and learning weds, when stars wear locks, they threaten great men's heads." "So, please your Grace, it shows great anger." "That does not please my Grace." "Yet here's the comfort, my Lord." "Many times when it seems most, it threatens fardest off." "Faith... and I think so too." "Here, take this." "I'II start my Dukedom with my mother's banishment." "Hooray!" "Castiza, a virgin's honour is a crystal tower which being weak is closely guarded with good spirits until she baseIy yields no ill inherits." "HippoIito, shut up." "'Know that I am now at last come to be the Duke." "Let it be known that you no Ionger hold the title 'Mother' for crimes of incest and for crimes of intriguing against this state." "I, the Duke, banish thee, woman, to withdraw yourself beyond the bounds of the gracious state of our great city!" "Know that I am now at last come to be the Duke...'" "Shut up!" "'..and with the titles and grace that descends upon me, Iet it be known that you no Ionger hold the title, 'Mother'!" "'" "Is that fiery thing still there?" "'When beggars die, there are no comets seen!" "'" "You're gracefully establish'd with the loves of your subjects and for natural death, I hope it be threescore year a-coming." "True." "No more but threescore year?" " Fourscore I hope, my Lord." " And fivescore." "I hope, my Lord, that you should never die." "Give me thy hand." "These others I rebuke." "He that hopes so, is fittest for a Duke." "Thou shalt sit next to me." "Take thy places, Lords." "We are ready for sports." "Let 'em set on." "You thing, we shall forget you quite anon!" "Our brother shall not live." "His hair shall not grow much longer." "Saws't thou yon new moon?" "It shall out-Iive the new Duke by much." "This hand shall dispossess him then we are mighty!" "Is't so?" "'Twas very good." "Do you think to be Duke then, kind brother?" "I'II see fair play drop one and there lies t'other." "'Tis well." "Brothers and bastard, you dance next in hell." " A volunteer." " Me!" "Pick me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Who'II be our volunteer?" "Pick me." "Me." "No, don't pick him." "pistols!" "Treason!" "Guards!" "help!" " My Lord, the Duke, is murder'd!" " No, I'm not." "Surgeons!" " Surgeons!" "Surgeons!" " How now?" " Murdered?" " Murdered!" "How fares, my Lord?" "farewell to all." "He that climbs highest has the greatest fall." " My tongue is out of office." " Air, gentlemen!" "Thou'It not prate on't, 'twas Vindici murdered thee." " Which one is he?" " Me!" " Thee?" " tell nobody." "Whose groan was that?" "That's thee and thy Father to my account." "Great heavens, the Duke's departed!" "Here's a labour sav'd." "I thought to have sped him." "How came this?" "Then I proclaim myself now I am Duke." "Thou Duke?" "Reverend majesty!" "Brother, thou liest." "slave, so dost thou!" "Base villain, has thou slain my Lord and master?" "A piteous tragedy... able to make an old man's eyes bloodshot." "Oh, unhand her there." "Most fitting revels." "This one killed all these." "None but Spurio, I and maybe Supervacuo." "It was a girl who killed the Duke." "A deadly hand wounded him." "The rest, ambitious who should rule and sway after his death were quickly made away." "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "'Tonio!" "AII our hope lies in you." "Your hair will make the silver age again." "When there was fewer but more honest men." "The burden's weighty and will press age down." "May I so rule that heaven may keep the crown." "The rapes of your lady and of mine, have been quitted with death on death - my work is done." "Here's the payment." "God speed." "will you not stay?" "Aye... um, stay a minute longer, huh?" "Of all things, it puts me most to wonder, how the old Duke came murd'red." "'Twas all done for the best." "AII for your Grace's good." "We may be so bold to speak it now." "'Twas somewhat wittiIy carried, tho' I say it." "I murd'red him." " You?" " well, we, two." "None else, twas I alone." "If you look into his ribs, you'II find my knife." "Thanks." "I have sorely missed it." " Lay hands on those villains!" " These others knew nothing." " Bear them to execution." " That's my son!" "Heart, my Lord, was't not for thy good?" " My good?" " You should be offering us titles." "Away with 'em!" "An old man such as he." "You that would murder him would murder me." " Look to the Duke!" " Get back!" "Get back!" "Is't come about?" "'Sfoot, brother, you began!" "May not we set as well as the Duke's son?" "Thou hast no conscience." "Are we not reveng'd?" "Is there one enemy left amongst those?" "'Tis time to die when we ourselves our foes." "When murderers shut deeds close, this curse does seal 'em;" "If none disclose 'em, we ourselves reveal 'em!" "This murder might have slept in tongueIess brass but not for ourselves, and the world died an ass." "Now, my Lord..." "Since we are in forever, this work was ours which else might have been sIipp'd." "If we list, we might have nobles cIipp'd and go for less than beggars, but we hate to bleed so cowardly." "We have enough, i'faith." "We're well our mother turn'd, our sister true." "We die... after a nest of Dukes." "Shit!" "Adieu." "Adieu." "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "Revenge!" "VlNDlCl:" "Why, brother, this is fate." "CARLO:" "It is, but whose?" "VlNDlCl:" "I set my fate at naught so that I have revenge, revenge..."

"Ah!" "Look how handsome I look." "That is a woman's coat." "This coat has clean lines... and pockets that don't quit." "And it has room for your hips." "And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot." " You're wearing a dress." " Yeah, don't say "hot to trot."" "My coat makes me say things like that." "First of all, Nick, it is not your coat." "True, it was delivered to the wrong address." "But then tell me, why does it fit like a damn glove?" "What is happening to you, man?" "I don't know if I can give up looking this damn good-- (rhythmic grunting)" "It's someone else's woman's coat." "(laughs) SCHMIDT:" "Nothing?" "I mean, nothing?" "Damn it!" "I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour." "It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day." "Eww!" "You have the door open, Schmidt." "I'm over myself" " I just don't do it for me anymore." "I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants to spice things up-- didn't happen." "I just laid there." "You know what?" "That's it." "Tonight, I start having sex again." "Now, are you two gonna join me?" " Not while I'm here, please." " Is that the way you wanted to say that?" "I'm in, Schmidty!" "I am in!" "I'm gonna have sex tonight." "Yeah!" "(laughing)" "SCHMIDT:" "Yeah!" "♪ Who's that girl?" "♪ Who's that girl?" "♪ ♪ It's Jess." "(whistles)" "I like this feeling, you guys." "I'm liking the vibe that we got going here." "There's definitely gonna be some sex-having tonight." " Oh, yeah..." " Damn it, there needs to be." "You know I haven't had sex since Labor Day?" "I know what the problem is-- I want it too bad." "So, what's your name?" "Winst..." "W-W-W... yeah." "You just need a confidence boost." "Good news-- I'm lousy with the stuff" "I got your back tonight." "And you, London Fog, you're looking hot to trot, baby." " Any chance you're gonna take that coat off?" " This jacket?" "No way." " I'm keeping the jacket on." " Take the jacket off." " No, I'm keeping the jacket on." " No, it's fine." " Band of brothers." " Band of brothers, yeah!" "The club's up..." "Dance, dummy." "Hey, guys." "Guess what?" "Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date with some Indian guy, so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty." "Jess, you can't come." " What?" " Look," "I actually want to get girls tonight." "You're my cooler." "What?" "All I do is help you get laid, Nick." "Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love?" "Yes." "You should be with him." "I'm not your cooler." "It's not you." "It's the way that you behave." "And the things that you say." "And the look on your face." "And..." "It is you." "It's just you-- you're the cooler." "I'm sorry, but you can't come with us tonight." "I get it." "Um..." "I just..." "I have, um, a lot of things I have to do." "More important stuff to do here." "I have to clean out my closet and..." " Oh, yeah." " I have an ice cream maker to try out." "That's better than going to a stupid club." " It's gonna be awesome." "It's gonna be great." " Shut up." "Get out of here, girl, you're missing nothing." " It's gonna get so crazy." " Come on, buddy, get in there." "Get crunk with us, bro." "Yeah-ha-ha!" "Yeah!" "I can't believe you got us kicked out of the discotheque, Nick." " I didn't even do anything." " Damn it, Nick, take the coat off, all right?" "It freaks girls out." "Well, maybe they're freaked out 'cause you're not wearing a trench coat." " Yeah?" "Have you ever thought of that?" " Okay, guys, please-- no more friendly fire." " All right." " Okay." "Ooh, Schmidty type." "That's a Schmidty type right there." "(all three talking at once)" "That's me." "Yeah, yeah." "Schmidty time..." "I feel good." "Yeah." "Schmidty time." " Schmidt!" "Hey, dude!" " What?" "!" "What about band of brothers?" "Your friendship means nothing to me." "Every man for himself." " Hey, uh..." " Hey." "I was, uh... (laughs)" "(clicks tongue)" "Most..." "M-M..." "Okay..." "Yeah, can you..." "(clears throat)" " In the beginning..." " Tap out, man." "Tap out." "What happened to building my confidence, Schmidty?" "You went in too soon." "Get out of here." " Go." " Go." " Hey." " What's happening?" "Hi." "(sighs)" "Wow, that was embarrassing." "(quietly):" "Yeah... (clears throat) Well.." "You can relax." "I'm taken." "You were very beautiful from across the bar." "I'm sorry." "I'm Schmidt." "I'm sorry... we were talking, Schmidt." "What a ten, what a beautiful woman." "He works here." "As a bartender." "Yeah, I do." "(laughs)" "JESS:" "February clean-out." "What do you think, Nick?" "I'm bored!" "No bottoms, no bottoms." "Bottoms on top!" "(monotone):" "Robot can't find clothes to fit right." "Robot can't find clothes." "♪" "(speaking in slow-motion):" "I do it for Kenya." "(thud) (panting)" "Silver?" "!" "Damn you, Zimbabwe." "(panting, tapping on door)" "JESS:" "Hello?" "(scratching on door)" "Hello?" "Nice coat you got there." "Well, I just actually wear it 'cause it gives me confidence." "That's kind of sad." "You know what's really sad is that he stole the jacket." "It's not technically stealing." "He's still reeling from being dumped." " Aw." " He's attached to it." "Like a little bitch "bwanky."" "It's not like a blanky, dude." " It looks like a "bwanky."" " It's not like my "bwanky."" "The only reason I'm out tonight is to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." "That's not true." "I'm not gonna..." "Shut up, Schmidt." "I mean, I could take care of you," " if you wanted." " You can what?" "I love sad guys and you seem sadder than most." "I think your plan sounds okay." "When you go home at night, do you look in the mirror and just think, "I am the worst"?" " Actually yes, I do." " Yeah?" " Yeah, a lot of the times." " You hate yourself?" "I definitely don't like myself." "It's right on the line of hate." "What the hell is this?" "I don't know how to talk to women." "Reason being, I feel like you all think that I just want one thing from you." " Mm-hmm." " I want the one thing." "But a bunch of other th... can a man just want all the things?" "I mean, damn." "I like a challenge." "And you are one big challenge." "I'm Daisy." "Winston." "Sam, it's Jess." "Please come get me." "I'm probably fine, but I also might be dead." "Good-bye." "(beep) It's Cece, leave a message." "Cece, it's Jess-- call me back," "I'm alone in the loft." "I think there's something out..." "(phone beeps)" "There's something sexy about a man who just needs me to make him feel better." "I honestly need you to make me feel better." "(cell phone rings)" " Nicholas, your phone's ringing." " Not now, Schmidt!" " Hey, Jess." "It's Jess." " Schmidt, stop." " You should really talk to her." " Unbelievable." "I am so sad." "Nicholas, you have a phone call." "Don't do this, Schmidt, please don't." "You are the dumbest..." "Would you wait one second?" "I'm just..." "I just have to do this." " I'll be sad in a second." " Yep." " Hi." " Hi." " I'm sad." " Okay." "Uh, what is going on?" "There's something at the door and you have to come home." "Cooler, Jess-- you are being a cooler right now." "Seriously, I think it might be gang related." "I've always been worried about my blue curtains... (whispers):" "Crips." "The Cri..." "Jess, I'm done!" "JESS:" "Nick," "I need you." "Yeah, so this is the place." "I'm really glad you're here." "The bedrooms are that way... (shrieking)" "(all screaming)" "What are you doing, pal?" "Never leave me alone again." "I'd like to introduce you to our roommate Jess." "Welcome to our home." "Jess, this loft has old pipes" "I've told you that a million times, but you never listen during pipe talk." "Well, pipe talk's boring." " What is this?" " What is what...?" "(laughs)" "You drew my face on a melon?" "What else was I supposed to draw your face on?" "Nothing." "Don't draw my face." " Okay." " Jess, for some reason, that girl out there, she is sexually aroused by other people's misery." "Do you understand the position that puts me in?" "It puts you in a really good position?" "It really does." "And then what happens?" "Okay, I understand how, in this instance," "I might have cooled things off for you." " Thank you for admitting that." " I am prepared to fix it." "'Cause, son, I'm gonna get you laid." "Okay, it's not how it is and never call me "son"" "and don't talk like that." "The game is True American but with a sexy new twist:" "Clinton rules." "Pick your interns." " I don't understand the game." " Uh, you're gonna be my intern." "It's okay, it's stripping." "It's not just stripping, it's sexy." "Okay, so what exactly are the rules?" " The floor is lava, doves versus hawks." " The couch is the Mason-Dixon line." "We're not doing cabinets-- no cabinets." " No cabinet." " No cabinets." "One, two, three, four, JFK!" "ALL:" "FDR!" "Go, go-- that's the lava!" "(clamoring)" " Down, down in the tunnel." " No." "I'm the President, you're the Vice President." "Joe Biden!" " It's Abu Nazir!" " Where?" " No, no, no, no!" "Spin, spin, spin, spin!" " Fly!" "Do the chicken dance!" " No, no counter clock-wise?" " Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" "Holly, you're in the Amber Waves of Grain." "You have to lose your jacket." " I..." " Take off your jacket;" "She's right." "Those are the rules." "Is there, like, a printout of the rules I can see, or...?" " No!" " No!" "I thought this was like music..." "Howard Dean Scream." "ALL:" "Yeah!" "God..." "I am sorry I was crying so much." "God, that film, it just... it just reminded me how much I want to have kids, you know?" "Was that just a really weird thing" " to say on a first date?" " No." "Are you sure?" "It felt a bit weird." "Oh, my best friend has texted me, like, 12 times." "I get it-- you're just trying to get out of the date." " No, no, no-- no, this is real." " It's the kids thing." "I knew it." "Some psycho keeps scratching at her door and then running away." "She's pretty sure it's the Calabasas Scratcher." " I mean, is that a thing?" " What?" "I don't keep up with local news." "I don't know, it's fine." "You don't have to lie to me." " I get it." " You can come with me." "Okay?" "Then you'll see." " Well, all right." " She's just like this." "ALL (chanting):" "Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt!" " Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt!" " Gettysburg, Bull Run." "Oh, no, oh, no, I think I fell-- oh, no." "In the course of human events, you must..." "ALL:" "Surrender your shirt!" "Fine, I'll take off my shirt." "He did it on purpose-- he did it to impress her!" " U.S.A." " I am not..." "ALL:" "I am not a crook!" " I am not a crook!" " What do you mean, man?" "I took my shirt off!" "Wait!" "It's part of the game, you guys!" "Up, up, up." "I'm up!" "Oh, wow!" "This footstool really reminds me of my ex." "Liar!" "Holly, Holly, look at these-- these are my abs." "Hard to believe that I used to be a great big fat person." "Oh, fat makes me so sad." "Yeah, it makes me sad, too." "I'm chubby..." "I'm a fat guy." " You look great, man." " I'm a fat boy." " Feel where the fat used to be?" " Yeah." "Yeah, it's been replaced with phantom fat." "I still feel it jiggle." "Hey, Schmidt, your butt just violated the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act1" "Westward Ho, son!" "Westward Ho." " Bye-bye, Schmidt." " Damn it." "Come on, all you got to do is talk to her, what's the big deal?" "Okay, mm..." "You're at the bar" " I'm Holly." "Boy, am I thirsty." "I was wondering if, like... if you want... if you want, per chance, like..." ""Per chance," really?" "Hm?" "No, it's, uh..." " You're a swell kind of gal." " Getting worse." "You come on out to the bar." "(imitates retching)" "Hey, girl, what your name is?" " Oh, my God." " What that thing do?" "Oh, my God." " Out of all the gals in this..." " God... what..." " you walked into mine." " Please." " Um..." " Yeah, take a sip." "Okay, look, I think you're amazing." "Would you like to have a drink with me?" "Yes, yes, I will." "Now give me that." "(both chuckle)" "This coat is an unfair advantage-- take it off." "I love the coat." "Take the coat off!" "Hey, Schmidt!" "Hey, hey!" "No!" "Order!" "Order!" "All right, there's only one way to solve this." "Two of us have to go behind the Iron Curtain, which is that door there, and kiss." "And there has to be a "clear" " and present threat of tongue."" " This is why I voted for you." " Holly, you ready for this?" " Definitely against the president's order." " Ready?" "NICK:" "Let's do the count." "The two, three or four." "So when we do this, do two." "Okay." "Not three, not one, not four-- two." "A one or a three." "Anything but a two." "Just not a two." "Two." "Do you hear me?" "Two." "Not four." "One, two, three." "What are you doing?" "You said not to do a two!" "NICK:" "I made it so clear!" " No...!" " No...!" " ...brought the change in!" " Mulligan!" "Mulligan!" "Holly, wait for me!" "I'm very sad!" "ALL:" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Open the door!" "Open the door!" "(muffled):" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "(whistling)" "I can see how in this second instance" "I might be considered a cooler... if you want to label me." "You think?" "ALL (chanting):" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Okay, we kissed." "Let us out." "Sent you a picture." "WINSTON:" "That ain't no kiss, man!" "Come on, Inspector Gadget, inspect those tonsils." "Just give Jess a tender, sensual kiss, and we will let you right out." " Shut up, Schmidt!" " Schmidt, stay out of this!" "SCHMIDT:" "Please stop yelling at me!" "You know that I'm ten percent more emotionally fragile than Nick right now." "No, no, don't!" "No, please!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Do you mind if I tell you a story?" " Is it sad?" " Holly, he's really happy!" "He's got a 401K and a six-pack!" "Well, it's the tale of an uber successful marketing executive's journey..." " I'm hairy and chubby!" " ...into heartbreak." "Mm-hmm." "Her name was Cecelia." "No!" "Come on, come on." "Holly, wait!" "Ugh!" "What is the big deal?" "Let's just suck it up and French a little." "Okay, fine, but don't say" ""Let's suck it up and French a little."" "Okay, fine." "Let's do this." "What were you doing?" "!" "Well, I thought you're sitting on the ground." " No." "I..." "Okay." " Uh!" "Okay, Jess, hey, this is not a big deal." "Okay, not a big deal." "Let's just do it." " Fine." "Let's just do it." " Okay." "Great, yeah." "Let's just do it." "Okay, cool." "Why are you licking your lips?" " Should I not?" "Do you want dry lips?" " No." "Then I'm just licking 'em to make 'em better." " Okay." " Fine." " Do it." " I'm doing it." "Fine, then do it." "Are you a tongue-er?" " Am I a tongue-er?" " I don't want to put my tongue in your mouth, if you don't like it." "Just kiss me!" "Okay, all right, great." " That's what I'm gonna do." " All right." "Ready?" "Yeah." "One, two..." "I'm actually not gonna do a count." " Okay." " That's not my style when I kiss." " I don't count down before..." " Okay." " I don't think so." " Okay." " Ready?" " Yep." " I'm sorry." "You can't do that." " What did I do?" " Your face." " My face?" "Yeah, you can't do that with your face." "Okay, I'll do something different with my face." "Okay, all right, great." "Wait-- you can't kiss with your teeth!" "Okay, I can't-- no, I can't do this." "Well, you can't try to kiss me like a Joker and expect..." "Okay, you're..." "let me out of here!" "NICK:" "Let me out!" "Sometimes, I hear her name when the wind blows." "NICK:" "Please!" "NICK:" "Open the door!" "(whooshing) Cece." "You know, I left something behind in the desert that day:" "My faith and true love... and my future biracial child." "You, you kind of lost me there." "Not really doing it for me." "It's more depressing than sad." " It's not depress..." " It's depressing." " It's sort of depressing." " No, no, no, it's not depressing." "It's not really doing it for me." "I'm gonna tell you why it's not depressing." "Because she is still in love with me." "I'm over it completely." "Having said that, it's so hard to move on." " Do-do you know what I mean?" " Yes." " Can you help me move on, Holly?" " You need help moving." " Can you heal my pain?" " I can heal your pain." " Can you ple..." " I can heal you." "Yeah, you can heal my..." "Hey, Jess?" "Where's Jess?" "Jess, where are you?" "I came as fast as I can." "NICK:" "Cece, open the door!" "JESS:" "Cece, don't worry!" "I'm just trapped" " I need to kill Schmidt!" " Until I kiss Nick!" " What?" " You're the..." "She's the Cece?" "Right there, in the flesh." "You are obsessed!" "Cece, honey, you have to move on, okay?" "You can't love somebody forever." "I'm sorry." "You love that small shiny man?" " No!" " What do you mean, small, man?" "None of this is true." "No, because I'm on a date." "Should we make out to make him jealous or something?" "Are you lying to me?" "I really hate being lied to." "I would never lie to you." "I haven't lied to you this whole time we've been in this loft-- that's a fact." " Cece, uh..." " Hey." "...please tell me, in front of Holly, how much you still love me." "I'm sorry." "Is this why we came here?" " Please, I don't really know what that accent is." " English." "I speak English." "That didn't sound like English." "It will be my final request," "I promise, so both of us can move on." " 'Cause I, you know, I'd really like to move on." " I get it." " I'd like to move on all night long with Holly." " Okay, I get it." "I'm only gonna say this one more time." "I always have and always will... love you." "All right, all right, you know, this is the most elaborate way to get out of dating me that I've ever experienced, so... (mouthing)" "Winny, it's Nicky." "Open the door, man!" " I guess the game's over." " I thought we were working together." "I was gonna start on your confidence and work my way up to your facial hair." "What's your fiancé gonna say about that?" "Oh, this?" "I just wear it so guys don't hit on me in bars." "Okay." "I'm single." "What are you gonna do about it, huh?" "I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do." "Okay, I'm waiting." " Um, so..." " Still waiting." "NICK:" "Don't say anything!" "JESS:" "She sounds weird!" "Just let us out!" "NICK:" "Just open the door." " Yeah." "C minus." "You kiss like a damn bitch." " Oh, you're messing with me;" "Okay." " Little bit." "(both sigh)" "Nick, I'm gonna admit it." "I might be your cooler." "I chalk it up to bad timing." "Well, thank you for admitting that." "But to be fair, you are your own cooler 70% of the time." "Some basic grooming, Nick, and you'd be smoking hot." "I'd be smoking hot?" "You'd be smoking hot." "You do want to kiss me, then." "All bets are off if you take a shower." "(laughs) That is very nice of you." "(banging on door)" "Jess, are you okay?" "I got your message!" "What's happening?" " Sam, I'm so sorry." "Yeah... here," " I'll help you up." "I'll help you up." "It was a false alarm." "All right." "What are you doing back there?" "ALL:" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Okay, let's just do this already." " Just kiss me." " No, I'm not gonna kiss you." " Kiss me!" " Jess, stop!" "God!" "Miller, just kiss me already!" "No, not like this!" "That, that..." " What?" "What does that mean?" " No, I didn't..." "Nothing." "I just, I didn't mean it like that." "I just, we can't like that because that's not...." "Do you know, like...?" "It's very, like, you don't..." "That's not what it... (muffled):" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "(muffled):" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "If you'll excuse me." "Nick, what are you doing?" "What are you do...?" " I'm fine." " Nick!" "I just have to move this, right here-- my back." "Aah!" "Okay, this makes sense." "What are you doing?" "!" "I just need a little air..." "(continues indistinctly)" "What are you doing?" "!" "This is what I needed." "This is..." "Ah-ha-ha!" "Nick, you don't have to kiss me!" "GROUP:" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Help!" "Help me!" "(chanting fades)" "I made a very bad mistake!" "(everyone shouting) Nick, no!" "No!" "Help me open this window!" "Help!" "(all clamoring) Don't jump!" "Hold it right there!" "(yells)" "You scared me half to death out there." "Are you not getting enough attention?" "I'm fine!" "I am fine!" "You wouldn't let me out." " I was partly joking!" " Nick, we will talk about this in the morning." "Yes, we will." "But first..." "I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl." "Yeah!" " I'm sorry." " I'm glad you're okay." "I'm fine." "I'm just, I got..." "Hey, Nick, if you ever feel the urge to jump again, you call me." "Thank you." "I am genuinely afraid of her." "I wish you didn't do that." "Close the door." "Thank you." "(both chuckling, talking quietly)" "That was freakin' hilarious!" "I mean, Jess, he jumped out on a ledge instead of kissing you." "Can you believe that?" "I'm an idiot." "Well, he's missing out." " You want to go to bed?" " Mm-hmm." "Okay." "(quiet laugh)" "(scratching on door)" "(scratching)" "Nick!" "The scratching's back." "All right, all right." "Jess, I'll take care of it." "Relax." "NICK:" "There's nobody there." "(gasps, dog barks)" "Admiral!" "Brian!" "Admiral Hornbeck!" "Brian, down!" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Sometimes he gets out..." "Is that my coat?" "What...?" "I thought my package was delivered here." " It's her coat." " I was knocking and knocking." "Are you sleeping in it?" "!" " I think he might have been." " Why?" "!" "'Cause it's a fantastic coat." "It gives me confidence." "Man, that is a woman's coat." " What are you doing?" " All right, well, this is not the..." "Give her the coat, Nick." "I love this coat." "So much weird crap happens in this apartment." "He's really sorry." "God!" "(both chuckle)" "Well, I guess the old Nick is back, huh?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna miss Trench Coat Nick." "(both laugh)" "He was pretty great." "I might miss him." "I liked him." "He had guts." "It was a woman's coat." "(both laugh)" " Good night, Nick." " Good night." "I meant something like that." "(grunts with effort)" "Oh, uh, hey, babe, do you mind if I, uh, put this somewhere else?" "It's kind of, it's kind of creeping me out when I'm trying to go to sleep." "Yeah, that's fine." "(clears throat)" " Cool." " That's fine." "(thudding)" "Whew."

"Jim, we both knowthatyou've been one of the most outspoken opponents to my decision to call off this attack." "If you have something to say, I would expectyou to bring it to me first." "Does the president have any idea what's going on?" " I don't think so." " Let's keep it that way." "Thank you for assembling at such short notice." "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've invited you here." "It is my sincere belief, based on his response to today's events," "David Palmer is unfit to continue as President of the United States." "Looks like you've had quite a day." " I didn't kill anyone." " I know you didn't." "We know Gary Matheson killed his wife." "We're looking for him now." "So you're off the hook for everything that happened this morning." "I thought I made myself clear, Tony." "We're past Bauer." "No, sir." "You are." "I'm not." "Now, if you're not comfortable with me making my own decisions here," "I suggestyou relieve me of my duties right now." "That won't be necessary." " Thank you, sir." " Don't thank me." "I just don't have anyone to take your place right now." " No!" " Come on, give me that!" "(gunshot)" " Kate, are you all right?" " Yeah." "They've got the chip!" "All I want is the chip!" "You come in here, I'm gonna smash this thing." "I'll put it right under my foot!" " Tell me who I'm speaking to." " It doesn't matter." "We got something your girlfriend was about to pay us for." "Listen to me." "Five hours ago, a nuclear bomb went off." "I'm sure you know." "The chip will show who's responsible." "It's vital to our investigation." "The man you assaulted was an agent bringing the chip to my office." "Give me the chip back, and I'll letyou walk, no questions." " You're setting us up." " Get back." "What are you doing?" "They killed Yusuf." "We're about to attack three innocent countries." "I can only stop it with that chip, so I'm gonna do everything I can to get it back." "Please, Kate, I need your help." "Get in touch with CTU." "Please!" "You have 30 seconds to open that door." " Give it to him." " Are y ou crazy?" "This is the only thing keeping him from killing us." "You got 20 seconds!" " We should trustyou?" " You don't have a choice." " Give it to him." "He's serious!" " So am I." "He's gonna kill us if we don't open the door." "(gun fires)" "Against the wall!" "Now!" "Where's the chip?" "I dropped it." "Don't move." "Kate!" "Kate!" "I need wire to tie them up." " What about the chip?" " I've got it." "Just got this Pentagon briefing stating that our bombers aren't going backto their bases." "Do you know about this?" "I understand they're holding, awaiting refuelling." "I ordered them backto their bases." "I know." "That's why I'm here." "Could you come with me for a minute?" " Come with you where?" " To the main conference room." "What's going on, Mike?" "Please, Mr President, come with me." "You're ordering me to the conference room?" "No, sir, of course not." "I'm sorry." "I'm... asking." "It's very important, sir." "Mike, I'm the President of the United States." "I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what this is about." "Mr President... it seems there are a number of people, cabinet members, who question whether you're fit to continue as chief executive of this country." "And these people are in my conference room?" "In a manner of speaking, sir, they are." "Then let's go see them." "Mr President." "So now I see why I had such a hard time reaching you today, Jim." "You were busy." "I apologise if this comes as a surprise, Mr President." "This is a unique situation in the history of our country, calling for unique measures." "Let's skip the sound bites and cut to the chase." "What's going on here?" "Mr President, we are invoking the 25th Amendment." "Who's "we"?" "There's a generalfeeling that the decisions made today..." "Hold on a minute, Mr Vice President." "With all due respect, sir, most of us here are scrambling just to understand today's events." "I think it's way too early to be referring to a "generalfeeling" about anything." "Fair enough." "For the record, let me review the relevant portions of the 25th Amendment." "If the vice president and the majority of the cabinet determine that the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his offiice, the vice president shall take offiice as acting president." "Everyone clear?" "The 25th Amendment was designed for situations where the president is ill or incapacitated." ""Unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office."" "The reason for the disability isn't limited to any cause." "The Attorney General agrees with this interpretation." "And just what exactly is my supposed disability?" "It seems clear to me that the stress of today's events has overwhelmed you." "An atomic device has been detonated on American soil today." "We have clear evidence which countries are responsible, along with details of the terrorist group they sponsor." "The evidence implicating these countries is not clear, Mr Prescott." "Far from it." "The Cyprus audio has been independently verified by every intelligence group we have." "I have reason to believe they are mistaken." "Because of this lone CTU agent, Jack Bauer?" "Yes." "Mr Bauer believes that the Cyprus audio is a forgery." "He also believes that he will soon have proof." "He's been telling you that for hours, Mr President." "You still don't have proof." "If military strikes do not go ahead, casualties to American soldiers would increase by tens of thousands of lives." "That analysis is undisputed." "The risk of attacking innocent countries is unacceptable." "We have to be sure." "Everybody is sure, Mr President." "Everybody butyou." "As it happens, I'm the only who counts." "This meeting is over." "Mr President, one way or another, there will be a vote." "I think thatyou should be heard before thatvote is taken." "You don't like one of my policy decisions." "You do not have the right to reverse that policy under the pretence that I'm disabled." "Mr President, I agree." "I intend to show a pattern of erratic and irrational behaviour on your part since the start of this crisis." "In that light, your refusal to authorise military action is simply another symptom of disability." "Listen to me." "All of you." "I know you're not in the same room with me." "Butyou can see and hear me plainly enough." "Take a good look." "Do I seem scared?" "Am I breaking into a nervous sweat?" "Am I babbling?" "At a loss for words?" "Is my voice shaking?" "Can any one of you look me in the eye and tell me I'm disabled?" "Mr President, the issue is notyour demeanour over the past few minutes, butyour actions over the past 20 hours." "Mr President, the vice president has raised serious questions and, in my opinion, it would be a mistake to ignore them." "For my part, I'm confident that if you explain yourself with your usual candour and clarity, all questions will be resolved to the satisfaction of everyone here." "Mr Prescott, there seems to be a collective feeling that a discussion is called for." "In the interest of putting this behind us, I'll agree." "On one condition:" "when it's over, if I'm supported, you tender your resignation as the vice president of this country." "Very well, Mr President." "I agree." "I suggest we all take a few minutes to compose ourselves and get on with the proceeding." "Let's not mince words, Mr Secretary." "You mean the trial of David Palmer." "All right, the problem is that they don't correspond." "I need them to." "Ryan, could I have a word with you, please?" "Give me a minute." "I just got a message that the president called off the military offensive." " Who told you this?" " Someone at DOJ." " Someone I trust." " I wouldn't worry about it." "Is it true?" " Yes." " And you knew about it." " I did." " And you didn't tell me." "Why keep my people processing intel on a scrapped operation?" "Because there's a strong possibility the White House will reinstate the attack." "It doesn't make sense." "Why would the president reverse his orders twice?" "Just keep your people on a war footing." "Tony, phones are up." "I got Jack Bauer on line two." " Where is he?" " Kate's house." " Why?" " I don't know, but he has the chip." "Conference-call him to my office." "Why are you at Kate's house?" "You were supposed to bring that chip here." "We ran into some interference." "Yusuf Auda is dead." " What happened?" " No time to explain." "He's the only reason we still got this chip." "I'm trying to read it now." "I tried a flash card adapter, but it's not working." "You may be able to override the reader function manually." "I'll talk you through it." "Good." "Tony, while she's setting up, run a background check on Peter Kingsley." "It may be an alias." "Cross-reference it with every major player in the oil industry." " Peter Kingsley." "Why?" " I'll explain later." "First tell the president that we've got the evidence he needs." "I told him." "I found out he's called off the military strikes." "Then we've got time." "Not necessarily." "Chappelle said the order may be reversed." "Why?" "He didn't get specific, but something's going on in Washington that we're not supposed to know about." " Michelle, are you ready for me?" " Yeah." "I've asked someone to join us." "Most of you know Ron Wieland." "Ron is a highly respected national affairs correspondent." "He had a very interesting experience earlier today." "Ron?" "I was covering Mr Palmer's environmental speech when I began to sense a bigger story." "There were rumours of a terrorist attack on the West Coast, involving a nuclear device." "I kept asking questions." "Next thing I know, I was called in to talkto the president." "He asked me to keep the story under wraps until later, then he'd give me an exclusive." " What did you say?" " That I'd think it over." "As I was leaving, a secret service agent grabbed me and hustled me into a room." "I was kept there under guard for several hours." "Did you feel this was a violation of your rights as a journalist and an American?" "Of course." " Ron, were you harmed or threatened?" " No, sir." "Did you understand the reason for your being detained?" "I assume it was fear that if word got out of a nuclear threat, panic would strike." "Do you thinkthe lives of thousands of citizens is less important than a couple of hours of your FirstAmendment rights?" "No, I don't." "But under the Bill of Rights, that decision was mine, notyours, Mr President." "Did you feel that things were out of control in the Palmer administration?" "You're putting words in his mouth." "I did sense the president was not in control." "I was trying to balance the need for public safety against Ron Wieland's rights." "I offered Ron a deal, and he turned me down." "Nothing was out of control." "I might add, I had legal precedent for my action." "Thank you, Mr Wieland." "I'd like to call someone else to testify." "He should be ready in a few moments." "(Michelle) Control CX-5, then hit "enter"." " Done." " Anything?" "I think it's reading it..." "No, all I'm getting are numbers and symbols." "Take out the chip." "Make sure the leads are exposed." " Dammit!" " What is it?" " The chip is damaged." " How badly?" "Part of the microprocessor is gone and the leads connected to it." "Send me any data you have to run through our retrieval program." "Can you access a complete audio file?" "If it's on there, I'll find it." " IT." " This is Almeida." " Send two guys up here." " They're all doing MI for Chappelle." "I don't care." "I need two IT people now." " Chappelle specifiically..." " Just do it." "I gotta go." "Almeida." "Tony, hi, it's Kim." "Look, I haven't been able to reach my dad." "Is he available?" "We're in the middle of something important." "Can he call you back?" "Tony, please." "It'll just take a minute." "OK." "OK, just hold on." "Are you getting it?" "Yeah, I got it, butyou were right - the data is pretty screwed." "I've assigned two IT people to help Michelle." "We should get through it in 15, 20 minutes." " OK, good." " Also, I got Kim on the line for you." "Thank you, Tony." "Kim, I gotyour dad on the line." "Go ahead." " Dad?" " Sweetheart." " I've been trying to reach you." " Are you at the sheriffs station?" "They're taking me to the Mathesons' house to pack up my things." "Glad you're OK." "Me too." "When I thoughtyou were gone, I..." "I just miss you, Dad." "I miss you so much." "I've missed you too, honey." "I just wanna come home." "You'll be home soon enough, I promise, OK?" "OK." "Hey, Dad?" " Yeah?" " I love you." "I love you too, baby." "I'll see you soon, OK?" "Bye." "You knew about this, didn'tyou, Mike?" "How long have you known?" " That doesn't matter, Mr Palmer." " It matters to me." "How long?" "A couple of hours." "You were part of it, weren'tyou?" "When all's said and done..." "you were on Prescott's side." "No, sir." "I'm on your side and always will be." "This could be a good thing." "A chance to correct a mistake of historic proportion." "David, I'm begging you, reconsider your position on this." "I'm the president, Mike." "You don't call me by my first name." "Yes, sir." "(Jack) It's transmitting." "Gentlemen, I'm sorry for the delay." "The man you're about to see is not entirely well." "In fact, it's taken a great deal of courage for him to join us at all." "Roger Stanton, head of the National Security Agency." "Roger, thank youfor speaking with us." "Yes, of course." "Sorry if I seem a bit tired." "I was torturedfor several hours at the operations complex, by order of the President of the United States." "And why were you tortured?" "Because you thought I knew more than I was saying about the location of the bomb." "As if the head of NSA would withhold information from the president." "You're lying." "This may work for a while, but eventually the truth will come out." "I have nothing to fear from the truth, Mr President." "As briefly as possible, Mr Stanton, tell us what happened to you today." "I arrived at the OC around noon to find that my assistant director, Eric Rayburn, had been dismissed by the president." "What was the reason given for Mr Rayburn's firing?" "Eric wanted to bring the military into the equation right away, and the president was reluctant to even contemplate the use of military action." "That's not true." "For the next few hours, I worked for the president as best I could." "He was indecisive, erratic and, as I said, terrifiied to even think of military engagement." "A little after six this evening, I was arrested on the charge of treason." "I was taken to a small windowless room." "The president accused me of knowing more about the bomb than I was telling him." " Was that true?" " No, of course not." "In fairness to the president, I think he genuinely believed it to be true." "Why would he hold such a belief?" "David Palmer is a decent man." "Maybe he's too decent for the times we live in." "He wanted to avoid war at any cost." "If he could prove to himself that Americans were behind the bomb, then he'd have a good reason not to use military force against any foreign country." "I just heard you ordered two its onto a retrieval project." "They were working military intel." "Jack Bauer has a chip." "It contains an audio file that we expect will prove the Cyprus audio was forged." "Where is this chip?" " It's been damaged." " Damaged?" "The data Jack sent us is messed up." "The audio file has to be reconstituted." "That takes time." " How long?" " However long it takes." "It should take about 15 minutes, sir." "Mr Chappelle's offiice." " Get a message to the vice president." " Right away, sir." "(yells)" "(grunting)" "(Palmer) Ready to tell me everything I need to know?" "Continue." "We knew about the bomb weeks ago." "Enough!" "This should end this discussion here and now." "Yes, I had Roger Stanton tortured." "It was a horrible thing to do." "God knows I hated doing it." "But just as I suspected, he knew about the bomb." "You've just seen that." "When I was strapped to a chair and thousands of volts of electric current passed through my body every few seconds," "I'm not proud of it, but I dare say I did what most of you would've done" " I cracked." "Told the president what he wanted to hear, that I knew about the bomb." "You told me more than that." "You told me about the Coral Snake team." "You told me that the bomb was at Norton Airfield, information that we corroborated." "I don't know whatyou're talking about." "Mr Prescott, play the rest of the tape." "There is no rest of the tape." " What?" " That's all I have." "That can't be." "I was in that room for another ten minutes." "This is all that was transmitted by the OC." "We did ask for everything." "There must be a mistake, or deliberate sabotage." "Mr Stanton had a lot more to say than whatyou just saw." "Mr President, couldn't Agent Simmons verify whatyou've been telling us?" "No." "I sent him out of the room." "But the fact remains that Roger Stanton told me about the Coral Snake team and the location of the bomb." "Where else could that information have come from?" "We have many intelligence agencies, Mr President, thousands of agents combing the planet." "It could've come from anywhere." "I know it didn't come from me." "That's a lie and you know it." "Tell them, Mike." "I only know what the president told me." "I wasn't in the room." "Mr Stanton, thank you again." "You will remain in custody as the president has ordered until this matter is resolved." "I understand." "Mr President, if you have any evidence you'd like to present, please do so now." "The testimony that's been presented here so far is inaccurate and incomplete." "Roger Stanton is directly responsible for placing a nuclear weapon on US soil." "I have evidence that proves it, butyou've given me no time." "While my behaviour may have been extreme," "I was just responding to the extremity of today's events." "Make no mistake." "If we unleash our military power on nations that later prove innocent, it will rank as one of the most despicable sneak attacks in history." "Any chance for peace in the Middle East will vanish forever." "Even if it costs American lives in the future, we must delay the attack until we are certain of our ground." "Excuse me." "I just received an urgent message from CTU division chief Ryan Chappelle." "Jack Bauer has evidence he claims will prove the Cyprus audio was forged." "Please, everyone..." "Sh." "Please settle down." "The evidence is being reviewed at CTU now." "Mr Chappelle says that the analysis shall be complete within the next few minutes." "Considering the impact that this evidence will have on these proceedings," "I think it's incumbent upon us to wait." " I'm looking at it right now." " We can't configure it, either." " Did you run it through default mode?" " The audio files are gone." "They're just some markers that repeat." " Thanks, Jason." " All right." "He didn't find anything, either." "Well, what have you got?" "The chip was more compromised than we thought." " Do you have the audio file?" " Michelle recovered some information." "It may tell us who programmed it." "Did you find the audio file?" "That's all I need to know." "No, we didn't." "So..." "Bauer wasted our time." "Come on." "Kate?" "Kate, are you all right?" "Everything that's happened today, everything that's still happening..." "I keep thinking it's all my fault." "Come here." "We would never have found the bomb in time if it wasn't for you." "My sister was the one behind the bomb." "She helped those fanatics." "Yes." "Butyou're notyour sister." "I should've seen something was wrong before it got this bad." "Because of what she did, it could start a war." "I could've stopped it." "No, Kate, you couldn't have." "There are things in this world that are out of our control." "Sometimes we blame ourselves for them so that we can try and make sense out of it." "Come here." "There was nothing you could have done." "(phone)" "Sorry." "Yeah?" "It's Tony and Michelle." "Excuse me." " You got the audio file?" " No." "What do you mean?" "Are you saying there's no audio file on that chip?" "If there were, they were destroyed." "Chappelle wants you in on a call to the president." "Yeah, I bet he does." "Some of the information Michelle recovered may be worth looking into." "What information?" "Identical code fragments in several data streams." " What are the fragments for?" " Nothing." "That's the point." "It's junk code." "Programmers sometimes embed it into their programs as a signature." "Michelle traced the sequence to a hacker named Alex Hewitt." "He's got a file with the FBI." "You thinkthis is the technician that created the Cyprus audio?" "Yes." "We can't follow up any more leads, so you have to talkto this guy." "What's his last known address?" "210 Laurel Canyon Boulevard, North Hollywood." "I got it." "I'll get backto you." "All right." " I'm sorry." "I've gotta go." " Where?" "We got something off the chip, not what we're looking for, but it's a lead." "When you're ready, an officer will take you backto CTU so you can be with your father." "Thanks." "OK." " Jack?" " Yeah?" "Be careful." "Thanks." "I will be." "Squadrons have been in a holding pattern since the president called off the attack." "They just refuelled." "If we want to resume the operation, we need to come to a conclusion now." "A few more minutes." "This is the difference between peace and war, Mr Prescott." "It's also a pattern that's been recurring over the last few hours." "Everything will change once Mr Bauer calls." "It just never quite happens." "(knock on door)" " Yes, what?" " CTU." "Jack Bauer and Ryan Chappelle are on the line." " This is President Palmer." " This is Ryan Chappelle." " Hello." " Jack Bauer is on the line as well." "He'll give you an update." "Mr President, I found the chip." "Unfortunately, it's been badly damaged." "Can it prove that the Cyprus recording was forged?" "In its present condition, it proves nothing." " Can it be repaired?" " No, sir." "But about an hour ago," "I was tortured by men who wanted the chip." "They worked for Peter Kingsley." "He's part of the group behind the bomb." "They've manipulated today's events to start this war." "What?" "To improve their oil contracts in the Caspian Sea and to control the oil coming out of the Middle East." "I need something concrete, evidence." "I understand." "I'm checking up on an address of a man who we believe engineered the recording for Kingsley." "It's the best we've got." "Everything you've seen, are you absolutely convinced the Cyprus recording was forged?" "Yes, sir, absolutely." "All right, Jack." "Thank you." "The evidence I was hopingfor is notyet available, but I believe it will be soon." " When, Mr President?" " I don't know." "Meanwhile, the windowfor a surprise attack is rapidly closing." "It's time to vote." "Mr Vice President, if you could indulge me for one minute." "Mr President." "This Bauer thing is an illusion, a mirage." "Every time you get near it, it moves further away." "For your sake, for the country's, authorise the attack." "All this will just go away." "And a lot of people, Americans and non-Americans, will die for no reason." "We don't knowthat, Mr President." "Let's get on with the vote." "Members of the cabinet, you've been presented with the evidence." "You know what's at stake." "Those of you who believe the president is able to continue in offiice, vote yes." "Those of you who believe he isn't, vote no." "Mr Novick will conduct a voice poll." "The numbers will be reflected on the screen." "Mr Novick?" "Ms Secretary of Transportation, how do you vote?" "Yes." "Mr Secretary of Treasury?" "No." "(man) Yes." "(rings)" " Almeida." " It's Jack." "I'm half a block from Hewitt's loft." "Has the FBI sent over his file yet?" " Yeah." " What do I need to know?" "The State Department recruited him." "He revamped their entire surveillance program." "He got caught manipulating files that he didn't have clearance for." "He tried to kill himself, spent a year in psychiatric prison, then was released last September." " No connection to Kingsley?" " No, not that we can find." "As soon as I get Hewitt, I'll get backto you." "Any word on what's happening with the president?" " No, notyet." " OK, thanks." "Mr Secretary of Defence, how do you vote?" "Yes, I believe the president should stay in office." "Mr Secretary of Agriculture." "No." "Mr Secretary of the Interior." "No." "Mr Secretary of State, the vote is seven for and seven against." " Yours is the deciding vote." " I'm aware of that." "I've never met a man that I respected more than you, Mr President." "Never." "But we are talking about tens of thousands of American lives." "I'm compelled to vote no." "Mr President, can you see the results?" "You will have an opportunity to appeal this in four days in front of Congress." "In the meantime, I must ask you to remove yourself from the decision-making process." "Please take the president to a holding room." "Will you please come with us, Mr President?" "Mr President..." "I'm not a lawyer, sir, but as far as I can tell, the Constitution's been followed." "I've got no choice but to ask you to come with us." "I'm sorry, sir." "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God." "Come on." "(elevator rattling)" "(footsteps)" "(door closes)" "Alex?" "Visiontext Subtitles:" "Tram Nguyen Zelniker" "ENGLISH SDH"

"Air and naval forces of the United States... launched a series of strikes against terrorist facilities" "Pan Am Flight 103 crashed into the town of Lockerbie." "He has sanctioned acts of terror in Africa, Europe and the Middle East." "This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait." "...his relentless pursuit of terror." "We will make no distinction" "The U.S.S. Cole was attacked while refueling in the port of Aden" "This was an act of terrorism." "It was a despicable and cowardly act." "The next number we're gonna swing for you is one of the good ol' favorites." "...until something stops him." "I'm just making sure we don't get hit again." "We got a plane crashed into the World Trade Center." "...thousands of people running" "We must, and we will, remain vigilant at home and abroad." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Fuck!" "I missed something once before." "I won't-I can't let that happen again." "It was 10 years ago." "Everyone missed something that day." "Yeah, everyone is not me." "Once you've got to this position." "Previously on Homeland." "I think her lithium levels are too high." "That is for her and Dr. Rosenberg to decide." " What's going on?" " We need your help." "Do you recognize her?" "Fatima Ali, first wife of Abbas Ali." "She's refusing to speak to anybody but you." "If you're gonna ask me to go to Beirut, just ask me already." "David Estes is briefing you tomorrow morning on homeland security." "There is a safe in his office containing the encryption key... to a database of potential targets." "If you need these, you must be planning to hit one of these targets." "I am not a terrorist." "There's a difference between terrorism and a justifiable act of retaliation." "He's talking about turning Tehran into a parking lot." "Well, what if I tell you my dad's undersecretary of state?" "Yeah." "Well, what if I told you my dad's a Muslim?" "No, seriously, I want to know why she would say such an insane thing." "'Cause it's true." "That's not supposed to touch the floor." "This-This can't happen." "You have a wife, two kids." "You're a congressman in the running to be vice president." "It cannot happen." "You get that, right?" "Yeah, Jess, I do." "Your mom threw my Koran on the floor." "It's desecrated." "So I'm burying it out of respect." " How was the flight?" " A little bumpy." "They may ha ve made you, Carrie..." "gray jacket, yellow stripes..." " crossing El Barghout." " I can lose him, Saul." " If you run, you'll only make it worse." " If they arrest me, this mission is blown." "Salaam alaikum." "What are you doing here?" "I was supposed to come to you." " There was a change of plans." " No one told me." "The man you talked to-Saul- he was followed yesterday." "I remembered you always come to Friday prayers." "It seemed safer to meet you here." "You dyed your hair." "And your eyes." "They're contacts, which are killing me right now." "He said you're not in the C.I.A. anymore." "That's right." " So you can't speak for them." " Fatima." "They just flew me 6,000 miles to talk to you." "What do you have?" "Eight years ago you told me there was a reward for Abu Nazir." "Abu Nazir?" "Yes." " Five million dollars." " That's right." "And you'd fly me out of here to the United States." " I have a cousin in Detroit." " I'll get you there." " I need you to promise me." " I promise." "Absolutely." "Fatima, tell me what you know about Abu Nazir." "He's meeting my husband tomorrow, here in Beirut." "You can kill them both." "I just had some distressing news." "Israel's air strikes against Iran's nuclear facilities- only partially successful." "Yeah, I heard there were rumors." "Rumors are true." "One of the sites is too deeply buried for Israeli ordnance." "They need a bigger bomb." "Our hosts here have a penetrating bunker buster... that will get the job done." "But they just told me the president's blocking the export license." "The president himself?" "Our commander in chief, so-called." "Well, it's not exactly a secret... that Israel has been trying to get our bunker busters." "The cry on the Arab street would be "U.S. bombs Iran."" "You really give a shit about the Arab street?" "They yell "Death to America," whatever we do." "The president is not protecting this country." "He's just riding out his term." "And if that means leaving a nuclear Iran... for the next administration to deal with, what's he care?" "It falls on me." "I was thinking you could help me with this." "How do you mean?" "I'm going to see the secretary of defense tomorrow." "I'll find a discreet way to get this done." "Secretary's a marine." "You could help convince him of the urgency." "Brody." " You with me?" " Of course." "Yes." "This meeting is strictly off book." "No one can know." " Hi." " Hi." " I may have something for you." " What do you mean?" "Remember you were asking how you can help Brody raise his profile?" "I met a young man yesterday- 23 years old, lost both his arms in Iraq." " Oh, my God." " Yeah, exactly." "He's part of a group of wounded veterans." "No one wants to see this stuff." "They have trouble getting press." "You, on the other hand, everyone wants to see." "Anyway, they have a fund-raiser coming up... and I thought that we could host it together." "You taking this on- this would be good for the vets and for Brody." "I've never had to do any real fund-raising before." "Only bake sales." "Don't worry." "I'll show you how it's done." "Oh." "There he is." "Is my husband still off working the room?" "Yeah." "I think he'll be a while." "We should go." "So will you think about it?" " I'll do it." " Good." "Come by the house tomorrow after you pick up Dana from school." "Okay." " Bye." " Bye-bye." "Thank you." "Cynthia wants me to work with this group that helps veterans." "She does?" "Yeah, she wants me to work on a fund-raiser." "Is that okay?" "You know who's hosting this party, Jess?" "They make bombs." "You really wanna help veterans?" "You take out everybody in this room here." "I think she's here." "Thank God." "Buzz her in." "Call Estes." "Tell him she's here." "And the embassy- tell them they can call off their search." "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh!" "We've been busting our asses trying to find you." "I got clear of that guy who was following you." "But there were militia everywhere." "I had to lay low until daybreak." "Well, we'll talk about it later." "Fatima's scheduled to arrive within an hour." "I need to get you briefed." "Not necessary." "I already met her at her mosque." "I remembered she's a regular for Friday prayers." "After you signaled you'd been made, it seemed safer to meet her there." "Carrie, our backup plan was to regroup here." "I'm here now." "You're missing the point." "Which is what?" "I was told this was about an attack on America." "Forgive me." "I thought it would be better to meet her sooner rather than later." "We were supposed to meet her together so you could talk to her... and I could assess her reliability." "Meaning you don't trust my judgment?" "Meaning the entire point of the protocol was to keep your judgment out of it." "We need to arrange another meet, here, maybe by tomorrow." "That'll be too late." "Why?" "Her husband, Abbas- he's got a meeting tomorrow morning on Hamra Street with Abu Nazir." "That's what she told me." "I gotta get these things out of my eyes." "They're killing me." " When did she check in?" " Less than an hour ago." "We have a Skype connection ready for you." "Saul asked for Special Ops to be in on the call." " He say why?" " No." "But Ryan is waiting in your office." " Sir." " Scott." "What have we got?" "It's just us two on this side." "Saul asked to keep the circle small." "Okay." "Okay." "You're there." "Carrie, very good to see you." "You had us all worried." "I heard." "Go ahead." "We're listening." "I talked to Fatima a couple of hours ago." "It was highly interesting." "Her husband, Abbas, the Hezbollah commander" "She says he'll be meeting in person with Abu Nazir." "Abu Nazir?" "Yes." "Tomorrow, right here in Beirut." "The meet will be on Hamra Street." "I asked Operations to cue up the architectural folders for you." "Scott, you might wanna take a look." "It's a dense residential area." "So a drone strike's out of the question." "Right." "Which means we'd need our people on the ground." "Wait." "Hold on a second." "These drawings you're showing us, they're full of holes." "That's what I wanted you to see." "Area's been controlled by Hezbollah pretty much continuously since the civil war." "A lot of it was destroyed then and has been rebuilt." "But what it looks like now... except for what we can see on the satellite overheads... we'll just be guessing." "So my guys could be walking into anything." "Just to be clear." "Are you suggesting that the meet is a sham designed to lure us in?" "If it were, you couldn't find a better place." "No, that's not what's going on." "Iran has been threatening blowback against the United States... if anyone attacked its nuclear sites." "Well, four have been reduced to dust." "So they're getting ready to do just what they said they would through Abu Nazir." "Let me ask." "How does she know?" "Your asset, Carrie- how did she get onto this?" "She overheard her husband talking on a satellite phone." "Discussing a plot against America?" "Arranging to meet Nazir." "While what, wandering through his living room?" "She overheard it." "He was speaking with Abu Nazir." "Whose voice she verified how?" "Anyone?" "Saul, she seem credible to you?" "I'm not really in a position to say." "I met with her on my own- at jum'ah, morning prayers." "Wait a minute." "So, Saul, you heard none of this?" "No more than you." "Her husband does horrible things to her, David." "She wants out." "She asked for $5 million and a flight to Detroit." "This is not some setup." "It's real." "Hey, just so I understand." "An informant married for years to a Hezbollah commander... turns up out of the blue... promising Abu Nazir to an ex-agent known to be obsessed with the man." "It's not out of the blue." "No, it's in the middle of an international crisis... where Iran is looking for a way to discredit the United States." "They'd like nothing better than some kind of Black Hawk Down situation... in a city we 're not supposed to be in in the first place." "Carrie?" "We're gonna have to get back to you." " Hi." " I.D., please." "Thank you, ma'am." " Here you are." " Thank you." "Well, fuck me." "Please don't talk like that in there." "I mean, what a dump, eh?" "Come on, you can do it." "All you have to do is behave for one hour." "A whole hour?" "Man, you've got to be kidding." "Hey, Dana, Dad said that, um, you saw him praying." " What was he doing exactly?" " Exactly?" "Allah!" " It was actually kind of weird." " Yeah." " Thank you." " Ma'am." " Jessica!" " Hi." "Hello." "Cynthia, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Dana." "Oh, Finn's told me all about you." "Well, that's disconcerting." "Not at all." "It's nice to meet one of his friends." "Dana was hoping she could find someplace to do her homework." "Oh, come in." "The library is just upstairs on the right, okay?" " Thank you." " Make yourself at home." "I want you to meet the junta that actually runs D.C." "We've already decided who the keynote speaker for this fund-raiser should be." " Who?" " Your husband." "You think you can get him to do it?" " Hi." " Oh, God." " What's your problem?" " Nothing." "Well, what are you doing here?" "Oh, uh, I live here." "No." "I mean, sneaking up behind me like the walking dead." "I just said hi." "It's a standard greeting." "You can be a real asshole, you know that?" "I can?" "Hmm." "You're, like, uh, famous at school now, you know." " For calling Tad a douche?" " No." "I mean, everyone does that." "I mean, the whole "my dad's a Muslim" thing." "It's a brand-new kind of crazy." "Yeah." "The dean called my mom." "She must've thought it was pretty funny." "Actually, she thought it was pretty unfunny." "Yeah, I can see that too." "What the hell are you doing?" "Just trying to picture you in a burka." "Huh?" "I'm trying, David." "I'm trying to verify any part of this woman's story." "I'm coming up blank." "And our best intel puts Nazir in Afghanistan." "Look, Special Ops will do what they're told, but I gotta be honest." "Everyone here is worried this will end with ambushed American soldiers... being dragged through the streets of Beirut." "Everyone here too." "Everyone except Carrie, right?" "She still trusts her source?" "I don't know what Carrie's thinking right now." "After our conference call, she said she had to rest." "Look, Saul, I'm, uh" "I'm gonna need you to make a call on this, whether to proceed." " So it's my decision?" " Well, yeah." "You're on the ground there." "That's an act of fucking courage." "Hey, you were supposed to be with her the whole time." "Keep her on a short leash." "That was the plan." "Hey, as long as we're covering our asses, I didn't want her here in the first place." "She's not well." "What did you think would happen?" "I don't know, David." "I don't know if this woman's for real or if Carrie wants her to be for real." "Carrie." "Couldn't find you." "Come on in." "We don't know who's watching." "It's not lost on me why people don't trust my judgment." " Why you didn't even want me here." " Carrie." "It's not fair, I know, for you to have to be the one to decide." "It fucked me up, Saul." "Being wrong about Brody, it really-it fucked me up." "Because I have never been so sure... and so wrong." "And it's that fact that I still can't get my head around." "It makes me unable to trust my own thoughts." "Every time I think I see something clearly now... it just disappears." "We have a chance to get Abu Nazir." "I know you want to think that." "I won't risk American lives on a hunch." "And I would not ask you to." "I recruited her, Saul, right here in this city." "And it's been eight years." "I know-I know a lot of things can change." "But I helped her through an abusive domestic situation." "I practically saved her life." "And I remember- I remember knowing at the time... that one day..." "she would be ready to leave here... and when that time came, she would be on my side." "Look, the-the way I am now, I wouldn't trust me either." "But the Carrie who recruited her" "that one I believe." "Sir?" "Saul Berenson just called." "We're on." "The operation's a go." "Damn it!" "Betsy!" "Yes, sir?" "What is it?" "I lost my car keys." "I got a meeting off campus." "What meeting?" "I don't have one on my schedule." "Betsy, could you please just help me here?" "So, what would you like me to do with your 5:00?" " He's out in the lobby." " Just tell him we'll have to reschedule." "Thank you." "Yeah, you could tell him that... but then you'd have to take pretty much endless shit... about how you're such a big shot now that you don't have time for your old friends." "Nice office." "I'm going to the Pentagon." "You wanna ride with me?" "So, Congressman" " Oh, don't even." " Okay." "Walden's future running mate." "Possible running mate." "Me and a hundred other guys." "What can I do for you?" " It's about Walker." " Oh, God." "The subcommittee report came out a couple weeks ago on his death." " You read it?" " I avoided reading it." "Well, maybe you should take a look." " It says Walker was a lone sniper." " Okay." "No." "No, not okay." "It doesn't make sense." "Look, Walker was the best shot of any of us by far." "He wouldn't have missed the vice president." " Except he did." " Three times." "Only to land a by-the-book kill shot on Elizabeth Gaines... some lady who, far as I can tell, doesn't even matter." "You have to admit... the report doesn't make sense." "So what does make sense?" "I don't know, but" "Look, there's something more going on than just Walker and his rifle." "So what are we talking here, a conspiracy?" "The Freemasons?" "The Illuminati?" "It's not just me, Brody." "All the guys in the platoon" " Which guys?" " All of them." "Lauder." "We've been talking" "Lauder. it's the alcohol talking." "He's got a problem, I admit it." "Look, forget about whether Walker was in it alone or not." "Don't you even want to know who fucking killed him?" "Because there's no answers in there, and no one seems to give a shit." "You've got a clearance now." "I'm just asking you to take a look at the classified stuff behind the report." "What if there is no classified stuff behind the report?" "Just check into it." "Set our minds at ease." "All right." "Maybe you're right." "I'll make some calls." "Thank you." "The mission against Nazir and the husband is capture or kill... depending on how this goes on the ground." "What about Saul and Carrie?" "They'll stay under wraps in the safe house... until the action on Hamra Street is under way." "At that point they'll have 15 minutes to pick up this informant... and get her to the extraction point." " The beach?" " Yeah." "Everything goes right, there'll be a helicopter waiting for the three of 'em." "Everything better go right." "That's what I promised the president to get him to green-light the operation." "Satellite support is up on monitor two." "That's it?" "Yes, sir." "Hamra Street." "Where the meeting with Nazir is supposed to take place." "That's our forward team position, Red One." "They're on the ground." "The mission is capture." " Where are the snipers?" " The snipers are Red Two." "Please." "These are the views from their scopes." "Range is 400 yards." "They'll take out Nazir if the capture team fails." "The snatch team has infiltrated an empty office down the block." "If Nazir shows up where he's supposed to, our guys" "Less than two minutes." "Why did you stop calling, Saul?" "Dr. Rosenberg said I reminded you of work." "I was having a... deleterious effect on your prognosis." "Yeah, that sounds like him." "Ever think we'd be doing this again?" "I hoped." "I know." "Yeah." "Don't get used to it." "Okay, we're ready." "JSOC and the Pentagon are looped in." "Keep traffic to a minimum." " Hold on a second." " Yes, sir." " Sorry for the wait." " No, it's okay." "Heard the secretary of defense may have left." "No, he's still here." "There's something you'll wanna see." "Special Ops has an operation under way." "Right now, in Beirut." " You don't mean on the ground there?" " That's exactly what I mean." "What is it?" "Either a major clusterfuck... or a big honkin' victory." "Congressman." "Here you go." " Okay." "There." "We've got movement." " Right on time." "Why are they stopping there?" "All right, we've got six tangos west of target area." "Roger." "We see." "Okay, we've got another vehicle." "Six more tangos, east this time." "They've got us pinned in." " How could they know our guys are there?" " Because the informant fucked us." " Saul?" " Shh." "Quiet." "Red One, stand by." "We might be okay." "They're just clearing the street." " So they don't know we're there." " No." "No, but we're still way outnumbered." "The capture team will never get Nazir out of there alive." "Pull it." "Pull it." "Abort capture." "Red One, stand down." "Confirm." "Red One is standing down." "Red Two, stand by." "Red Two standing by." " What's going on?" " There's too many hostiles." "They just switched the mission profile from capture to kill." "Kill who?" "Who are they clearing the street for?" "Abu-fucking-Nazir, God willing." "Yeah." "I thought you'd be interested." "We've got another vehicle." " Red Team Two up." " Two's up." "Counting two additional targets." " Confirm." " That's Abbas, the informant's husband." "Who's that with him?" "That's Al-Razi." "That's Nazir's lieutenant." " You wanna take 'em out now?" " No." "They came together." "They must be waiting for someone else." "They-They must be." " Sir, do you wanna take 'em out?" " Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Just" "Okay, heads up." "Positions." "This will be it." "Red Team Two, fire discipline is two shots each." "Targets are two in robes." "Stand by for third." "Holy shit. it's him." "Awaiting confirmation." "Primary target is center." "Sandman, fire." "Carrie, Saul, we need to move." "Please, we need to move!" " What happened?" " Please." " Did they get him?" " Hurry, Carrie." "We got to move." "Let's go." "Sh" "What the fuck just happened?" "We had him right in our sights." "He turned around." "Somebody warned him." "Son of a bitch." "Get Estes on the phone right now." "Yeah." "We're almost to the pickup." "I'll call when they're in the air." "Two casualties, both on their side- Abbas and Al-Razi." "Gunfire's died down on Hamra Street." "It looks like our guys made it out." " What about Abu Nazir?" " He got away." " They've got to loop back and find him." " It's Hezbollah turf." "We've only got four people on the ground." "We're lucky they got out when they did." "The important thing now is getting you and Fatima out of here." "Hey." "Your source came through." "You were right." "I won't have you call this anything but a victory." "Is anyone in the apartment?" "Give me your keys." " Carrie." " We just missed Abu Nazir." "Get in the car." "The man he was gonna meet lived in this building." " Back in the car!" " We can't leave without seeing what's in there." " Carrie, get back in the car." " Carrie!" "Carrie!" "Carrie!" " We should go." " We wait." " We should go." " We wait!" "We need to go." "Wait!" "Drive!" "Drive!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Drive!" "Drive!" "Carrie!" "I got you." "Follow me." "There!" "Now!" "What the fuck, Carrie?" "What the fuck?" "Out of here." "Are you okay?" "Nazir sends his gratitude." " How did they know?" " An informant." "We think it was Abbas's second wife." "I'm a congressman." "You get that, right?" "A U.S. congressman." "I cannot be texting secret messages... while I am surrounded by the fucking Joint Chiefs!" "I know it's been difficult." "I'm not your guy." "We just took a hit." "We lost two in Beirut." "Your role is more important than ever now." "I've done my role." "He needs you." "I'll stay in touch." " The Honorable Nicholas Brody." " Just calm down, okay?" "Hey, I'm happy to see him." "He's my congressman." " You vote for me, Lauder?" " Next time." "Being I'm so impressed with your constituent services." "So, what'd you find?" "They don't know who killed Walker." "And there's nothing in the classified materials that sheds any light on it." "But you looked?" "I told Mike I'd make some calls, and I did." "Well, gentlemen, am I fucking clairvoyant or what?" " Okay, enough, enough." " I said-I said... this guy was gonna come in with jack shit, which is exactly what he's done." "What do you want?" "I wanna see you flex some goddamn congressional muscle... and get to the bottom of this thing." " There's nothing to get to the bottom of." " No?" "What about Walker never missing a shot in his entire life... and that day suddenly missing three?" "What about that whole fucking gavotte on the steps of the State Department... being a damn distraction" "For what?" "Nothing else happened." "If that was the distraction, what was the main event?" "That's what we were stupid enough to think we'd find out from you!" "Settle down." " Walker is dead." " That's right." "A brother marine." "And it is fucking unbecoming... your lack of interest in the truth of his demise." "You want the truth?" "Walker broke." "He gave up everybody's position, including yours-all of you here." "I was there." "I heard it." "And I know you're all waiting for some other explanation... that somehow keeps Walker the guy you knew... but the fact is, Walker is not the person you think he is." "He stopped being a marine the day he turned traitor." "Walker may have lost his mind, but he did not lose his aim." "That's" "Shut up, Lauder." "Just shut up." "Hey." "It's getting late." "Lights out soon, huh?" "Yeah, in a minute." "Oh." "By the way, um, Mom is gonna ask you to speak... at this fund-raiser thing, and she's pretty serious about it... so..." "I'd say yes if I were you." "Thanks for the heads-up." "Who are you talking to?" "No." "You're right." "It's none of my business." "No, it's okay." "It's just... after everything that happened in school... you're not gonna believe it, but, um" "Finn Walden." "The moron?" "No." "Okay, I guess I was wrong about him." "I made a mistake." "It happens." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Good night, sweetheart." "Well... must be a relief to be home." "Sure." "I mean, yeah." "I know you must have heard this from everyone and their brother... but thank you." " It's a beautiful house, by the way." " Ah, it's not mine." "Take care." " Anything?" " Nothing." "I have some names and addresses, but nothing seems to be of any importance." "I think it's just the wife's junk." "Let's ship it off to Langley, see what they can find." "You look exhausted." "Get some rest." "I'll pack it up." "My name is Nicholas Brody... and I'm a sergeant in the United States Marine Corps." "I have a wife... and two kids... who I love." "By the time you've watched this, you'll have read a lot of things about me... about what I've done." "That's why I wanted to explain myself... so that you'll know the truth."

"TENZIN:" "Earth." "Fire." "Air." "Water." "Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world." "NARRATOR:" "Love is in the air!" "Since Avatar Korra has arrived in Republic City, she's only had eyes for one fellow, Mako." "The feeling seemed mutual until a fateful accident intervened." "Now, Mako's affections have fallen right into the arms of the beautiful Asami." "Will love prove to be Korra's most formidable foe yet?" "(GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "It's been great having you at so many back-to-back practices, Korra." "Feels good to be back, although Tarrlok isn't too happy about my leave of absence." "Hey, you joined the Fire Ferrets before you joined his task force." "MAKO:" "Okay, come on, team huddle time!" "Um..." "It's our first match of the tournament tonight." "I know the three of us haven't been a team for very long, but even so, the Fire Ferrets have never been this good." " Are we ready?" " We're ready!" "Not quite." "You'll need these!" " Hey, Asami." " Good morning, sweetie." " These new uniforms look great!" " You look great, champ!" "(BOTH CHUCKLING)" " (FEIGNING RETCHING)" " MAKO:" "Well, teammates," "I'll see you before the match tonight," "Asami and I have a lunch date." "BOLIN:" "Okay, we'll check you guys later, you know, we'll see you when we see you." "So, Korra..." "There they go, here we are, all alone in the gym." "Just you and me." "Two alone people, together." " Alone." " Uh..." "I gotta head back to the Air Temple to train with Tenzin." "See you!" "Work with me here, Pabu!" "You want to look spick and span in your new uniform, don't you?" "(CHIRPING FRANTICALLY)" "BOLIN:" "So what do you think of Korra, in a girlfriend sort of way?" "She's great!" "But I think it makes more sense for me to go for Asami." "I was talking about a girlfriend for me!" "Leave some ladies for the rest of us!" "I know, that's what I thought you meant." " Well?" " I don't know, Bo." "It doesn't seem like a good idea for you to date Korra." "You just said she was great two seconds ago." "Yeah, Korra is a great athlete and Avatar and stuff, but..." "I don't know if she is really "girlfriend material."" " She's more like a pal." " Bro, you're nuts!" "Korra and I are perfect for each other!" "She's strong, I'm strong." "She's fun, I'm fun." "She's beautiful, I'm gorgeous!" "Okay, I don't care what you think, I'm gonna ask Korra out." "Look, it just isn't smart to date a teammate, especially during the tournament." "Keep your head out of the clouds and your priorities straight." " Okay?" " Yeah, yeah, I know, guh!" "You know what I'm talking about, Pabu." "Talking about real love... (CHIRPS CONFUSEDLY)" "JINORA:" "So how's it going with the tall, dreamy Firebender boy?" "You've been spending a lot of time together lately." "Ooh, yeah, tell us all about the magical romance." "What?" "(CHUCKLES) Listen to you two," "I'm not interested in Mako or any romantic stuff." "Besides, he's all into that prissy, beautiful, elegant, rich girl." "But let's just pretend for a second I am interested in him, what would I do?" "Ooh, I just read a historical saga, where the heroine fell in love with the enemy general's son, who's supposed to marry the princess." " You should do what she did." " Tell me!" "She rode a dragon into battle and burned down the entire country, then she jumped into a volcano." "It was so romantic." " Uh..." " No, no, no!" "The best way to win a boy's heart is to brew a love potion of rainbows and sunsets that makes true lovers sprout wings and fly into a magical castle in the sky, where they get married and eat clouds with spoons," "and use stars as ice cubes in their moonlight punch." "For ever and ever and ever!" "The volcano is starting to make more sense to me now." "(PEMA CHUCKLING)" "KORRA:" "Oh, hey, Pema." "How long were you standing there?" "Long enough." "But trust me, I know what you're going through." "Years ago, I was in the exact same situation with Tenzin." "Daddy was in love with someone else before you?" " That's right." " So what did you do?" "Well, for the longest time, I did nothing." "I was so shy and scared of rejection..." "But watching my soul mate spend his life with the wrong woman became too painful." "So I hung my chin out there and I confessed my love to Tenzin." "And the rest is history." "ALL:" "Wow!" "SHIRO:" "Folks, after a year of waiting, the Pro-bending championship tournament is finally here." "Tonight is the first set of matches in our single elimination 16 team bracket." "And I gotta tell you, these are the most tenacious and talented bending trios this arena has ever seen." "RING ANNOUNCER:" "Introducing our first team, the Future industries Fire Ferrets!" "(CHEERING)" "And their opponents, the Red Sands Rabbiroos." "(CHEERS)" "SHIRO:" "What an explosive opening volley!" "Both teams quickly recover and unleash a barrage of bending." "I am astonished with the level of improvement" " displayed here by the Fire Ferrets." " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "No wonder the Avatar has been absent from the papers lately." "She's obviously had her nose to the grindstone in the gym." "The Ferrets advance into Rabbiroo territory, and they're holding nothing back." "Nice sprawl there by Mako," "Bolin strikes, Ula dodges..." " (BUZZER SOUNDS) - ...and all three Rabbiroos are down!" "The Fire Ferrets easily take round one." "(BELL RINGS)" " Round two!" " (BELL RINGS)" "The Rabbiroos are looking for payback, and they go straight after Bolin." "Korra comes to his defense, and she water-whacks Umi back into zone two!" "The Ferrets are on fire tonight, and they win round two." " Round three!" " (BELL RINGS)" "With the Rabbiroos down two rounds, they'll need a knockout to win, and with the way the Fire Ferrets are playing," " I don't see that happening." " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "These Ferrets are working together like a well-oiled bending machine." "(GRUNTING)" " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" " Bolin bashes Adi back into zone two, and the Ferrets get the green light to advance." "The Rabbiroos are just fighting to stay on their feet at this point." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" " Down goes Adi, and Ula and Umi!" " (BUZZERS SOUNDING)" "(BELL RINGS)" "RING ANNOUNCER:" "All three rounds go to the Future Industries Fire Ferrets, who win their opening match of the tournament!" "Wahoo!" " Yes!" " That's what I'm talking about!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "BOLIN:" "Thank you, thank you very much!" "MAKO:" "Wow, we were really connecting" " out there in that ring!" " Yeah!" "You know, I feel like the two of us have been connecting really well" " out of the ring, too." " Uh..." "Sure." "So, I was thinking we should spend some time together." "We've been spending lots of time together." "I mean, outside of the gym." "And not while searching for kidnapped family members or fighting Chi-blockers." "I don't know." " Asami and I..." " Look, I really like you, and I think we were meant for each other." "Korra, I'm really sorry, but..." "I just don't feel the same way about you." "Forget I ever said anything." "Congratulations, guys!" "You were so amazing out there." "So, Korra, I was thinking..." "You and me, we could go get some dinner together..." " Sort of a date situation." " Oh..." "That's really sweet, but I don't think so." " I don't feel very date-worthy." " Are you kidding me?" "You're the smartest, funniest, toughest, buff est, talentedest, incrediblest girl in the world!" "(CHUCKLES)" "You really feel that way about me?" "I felt that way since the moment I saw you." "Trust me, I know we're gonna have so much fun together." "You know what?" "I could use some fun." " Okay, sure." " Yes!" "Who's the luckiest guy in the world?" "Right here, Bolin!" " So how'd you like it?" " It's delicious!" "And totally authentic." "I didn't realize how much I missed Water Tribe grub." "That's great, 'cause this is my favorite joint." "See?" "You love Water Tribe food, I love Water Tribe food, just another reason we are so great together." "They are good noodles!" "Hey, who's that creepy guy over there that keeps glaring at us?" "BOLIN:" "That's Tahno and the Wolf-bats." "Reigning champs, three years running." "Don't make eye contact." "(GIGGLING)" "Uh-oh." "Here he comes." "Now don't mess with this guy, he's a nasty dude." "(GASPS)" "Well, well, well, if it isn't the Fire Ferrets." "Pro-bending's saddest excuse for a team." "Tell me, how did a couple of amateurs like you luck your way into the tournament?" "Especially you, Avatar." "(SCOFFS)" "You know, if you'd like to learn how a real pro bends," "I could give you some private lessons." "You wanna go toe-to-toe with me, pretty boy?" "Go for it." "I'll give you the first shot." "Korra, don't." "He's just trying to bait you." "If you hit him, we're out of the tournament." "(WHISTLES)" "(ROARS)" "(SHRIEKS)" "(GRUNTS)" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "I've never seen someone razz Tahno like that." "You are one of a kind, Korra." "(SLURPING DRINK)" "(BURPS)" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" " What kind of game are you playing?" " Uh, pro-bending?" " We've got a quarterfinal match." " No, I mean with Bolin." "You've got him all in a tizzy and I know you're only using him to get back at me." "I am not, we're just having fun together." " What do you care, anyway?" " I'm looking out for my little brother." " I don't wanna see his heart get broken." " Wait a second." "You're not worried about him." "You're jealous!" " You do have feelings for me." " What? "Jealous"?" "(SCOFFS) Don't be ridiculous." "Admit it, you like me." "No." "I'm with Asami!" "Yeah, but when you're with her, you're thinking about me, aren't you?" " Get over yourself!" " I'm just being honest!" " You're crazy!" " You're a liar!" "Hey, Mako..." "Eight teams have been eliminated and eight advance into the quarterfinals, which get under way tonight." "The rookies are about to take on the former and longest reigning champs, the Boar-Q-pines." "Youth clashes against experience in a battle for the ages, or rather, of the ages." "Korra dodges and..." "Oh!" "Slams right into her teammate!" " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" " Down goes Mako, and Bolin and Korra!" "Round one goes to the Boar-Q-pines!" "You were supposed to defend while I attacked!" "I had an opening, so I took it!" "What is up with you two?" "All right, whatever, just pull it together, guys." "The Ferrets looking to mount some offense here in round two." "Bolin lets fly a flurry of attacks." "He's a one man bending battalion." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "The Ferrets having a tough time finding their rhythm tonight, but thanks to Bolin, they narrowly notch round two." "(BELL DINGS)" "Not sure what's eating them, but this is not the same team who took out the Rabbiroos." " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" " Round three is a tie!" "We go to a tie-breaker to decide the match." "The Fire Ferrets win the coin toss!" " Which element do you choose?" " I got this." "I know you usually handle these, but frankly, your head's not in the game." "I'm gonna take this one." "We choose earth." "SHIRO:" "Looks like the Earthbenders will collide in the tie-breaker face-off." "(BELL RINGS)" "Bolin goes in for the grapple." "Chang reverses." "Bolin strikes from midair, knocking Chang to the edge of the circle." "Another strike from Bolin, and Chang's in the drink!" "(BELL RINGS)" "RING ANNOUNCER:" "The Future industries Fire Ferrets win their quarterfinal match!" "SHIRO:" "Ooh, that was a close one, folks." "Youth trumps experience tonight." "We need to talk." "Look, sometimes you can be so infuriating." "I..." "Save your breath." "You've already made it clear how you feel about me." "No, I haven't." "What I'm trying to say is, as much as you drive me crazy," "I also think you're pretty amazing." " So, you do like me?" " Yes!" "But... (SIGHS)" "I like Asami, too." "I don't know, things are complicated." "I've been feeling really confused..." "(SOBBING)" "MAKO:" "Bolin, this isn't what you think." " Great!" "Look what you did!" " You're blaming me?" " You kissed me!" " You kissed me back!" "(GROANS)" "Well played, Korra." "Morning, Narook." "My brother here?" "1 00:15:49,708 -- 00:15:52,458 Morning, Narook." "My brother here?" "Thanks." "Come on, wake up." "Taking you home, bro." "(SNIFFS)" "Don't call me that." "You're not my brother!" "You're a brother betrayer!" "(SOBBING)" "The only one I can trust anymore is Pabu." " Pabu loves me." " (SQUEAKS)" "You're a mess, and we've got the biggest match of our lives tonight." " Let's go." " No!" "I'm not going anywhere with you!" "You traitor!" "Guess I'll have to do this the hard way." "Why?" "I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea." "You're a bad idea!" "Put me down!" "SHIRO:" "You can't find two teams more evenly matched in age, size and strength than the Fire Ferrets and the Buzzard wasps." "Believe me, I've looked!" "This should be a pulse-pounding semifinal, folks!" "(BELL RINGS)" "The Buzzard wasps open with a flawlessly executed combo!" "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "All three Ferrets take an early visit to zone two!" "And Mako's knocked all the way back into zone three!" "The Fire Ferrets have been struggling to stay alive since the opening bell." "All three players are totally out of sync tonight." " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" " Ooh, that has got to sting!" "(BOLIN VOMITING)" "And Bolin loses his noodles." "Literally!" "Which reminds me, this match is brought to you by our sponsor," "Flamey-O Instant Noodles." "Noodliest noodles in the United Republic!" "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "The Buzzard wasps fly deeper into Ferret territory." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "And Mako plunges into the pool!" "Can the Fire Ferrets hold on?" "The wasps have the Ferrets backed up to the edge now." "(BELL RINGS)" "And the Ferrets are bailed out by the bell!" "They had better pull themselves together, folks, for round two, otherwise they can kiss the finals good-bye!" " (GRUNTS) - (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "Hey!" "Watch it!" "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "The wasps take advantage of Mako's unforced error, and Bolin's in the pool!" " And a blatant hold by the Avatar!" " (YELPING)" "(BLOWS WHISTLE)" "Unnecessary roughness!" "Move back one zone!" "I'll unnecessarily rough you up!" "SHIRO:" "And the Avatar is slapped with the yellow fan!" "The Ferrets are their own worst enemy right now." "It's just sad to watch." "With the Buzzard wasps leading two rounds to zilch, the Ferrets' only hope of winning is with a knockout." "Well, I guess there's always next year." "Come on, we still have a chance, even if it is a slim one." "The way we're playing, we don't even deserve to be in the finals." "Look, if we don't pull together and work as a team," " we'll never forgive ourselves." " Let's just get this over with." "The sooner, the better." "(BELL RINGS)" "(GRUNTING)" " (GRUNTS) - (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "Bolin's knocked into zone two, followed quickly by his brother." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "And Bolin takes a zinger to the shoulder." "Looks like it's a clean hit." "Ow!" " Bolin!" " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "SHIRO:" "Mako's in the drink and out of the match." "And Bolin keeps playing with one good arm!" "I got to hand it to him, this kid's got grit." "But how long can he keep it up?" "Apparently, not very long." "The Ferrets' dream of making it to the finals now rests in the Avatar's hands." "But with three on one, I don't like her odds." "(GROANING)" "Are you okay?" "How's your shoulder?" "(GROANS) It's messed up pretty bad." "But I think I'll be all right." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "Are we gonna be all right?" " Of course we are." "We're brothers." " (BUZZER SOUNDS)" "We'll get through this mess." " I'm sorry." " Me, too." " Girls." " Seriously." "SHIRO:" "What an unbelievable effort here by Korra." "She's dodging every element the wasps throw at her." "(BUZZER SOUNDS)" "The Avatar finally gains some ground, but with only 10 seconds remaining, it might be too little, too late." " (BUZZER SOUNDS) - (ALL YELLING)" "It's the big kabosh!" "What a knockout!" "(BELL RINGS)" " Yes!" " We did it!" "Yes!" "SHIRO:" "It didn't seem possible, folks, but the Fire Ferrets are headed to the finals!" " Shoulder, shoulder!" " Sorry!" "That was pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen." "Thanks for not giving up on us." "We never would have made it this far without you." "I owe you." "Big time." "You're welcome." "So..." "I know things are confusing right now." " But I hope we can still be friends." " Definitely." "Oh..." "You boys smell something in here?" "Wait, I know what that is." "Yeah, that's the scent of losers." "I hope we see you in the finals." "Then we'll see who the losers really are." "Yeah." "I'm peeing in my pants over here." "RING ANNOUNCER:" "And now, the defending champs, the White Falls Wolf-bats!" "ASAMI:" "Great job!" "What a comeback, Korra!" " I've never seen a hat trick like that." " Thanks." "But if it hadn't been for you and your father, we wouldn't have had the chance to play." "So, thank you." "BOLIN:" "Uh, if everyone's done with the little thank you party," "I need some medical attention over here!" "Ooh, let me help!" "(YELLING) Ow!" "Haven't you hurt me enough, woman?" "Relax, I'm a healer." "I learned from Katara, the best there is." "No, no, no, no..." "That's the stuff." "Bolin, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings." "I didn't mean to let things get so out of hand." "Uh, I'll be all right." " But we had fun together, didn't we?" " I had a great time, honestly!" "You are one of a kind, Bolin." "Please, go on." "I enjoy praise." "RING ANNOUNCER:" "Your winners!" " The Wolf-bats!" " (BELL RINGS)" "What?" "How is it over already?" "SHIRO:" "With a brutal round one knockout, the defending champs secure their spot in the finals." "I hope the Ferrets know a good doctor, because they're gonna need one!"

" Morning, Mr. Harper." " Morning, Jeff." " Hi, Ralph." " Morning, sir." " Dick." " Charlie." "I've been waiting for you." " How've you been?" " Sit down." " Pour yourself a drink." " Thanks, Charlie." "This business stinks, you know that?" " Well..." " It stinks!" "It used to be the most exciting business in the world." "Now it stinks on ice." " It's been a rough year." " It stinks." " I guess it does stink." " It stinks on ice!" "All right, on ice." "It was a great feeling to be part of the team that tied the lace on the shoe that took that giant step for mankind." "You don't get that feeling from building a goddamn missile." " Now, what's all this crap?" " My plan to reorganize my department." "One small step." "One giant step for mankind." "I wouldn't say that, but it's not a bad plan." "You know who made that step possible?" "We did." "You and me." "And Bob Kane, Frank Chapman." "We put Neil and what's his name on the bloody moon." "And then they gave us the shaft." "It stinks." "On ice." "What do you say we talk turkey?" "Right, Charlie." "I was thinking more in terms of cutting costs than personnel." "Gobble, gobble, gobble." "I was just talking turkey." "Dick I always thought you were the kind of guy I didn't have to bullshit." "I'm glad to hear that." " Can I level with you?" " Sure." " I mean, really level?" " Charlie, you can tell me anything." "You're fired." "I must have fired 50 people today, but that's the first time I did it like that." "The first time I ever said, just like, "You're fired."" "Practice makes perfect." "No." "I shouldn't have done that." " It's just that I'm sick of all the bullshit." " Wait a minute." " You're serious?" " Would I kid a pal?" "No jokes, Charlie." "You're really firing me?" "I don't have to tell you what a lousy year we've had." "I haven't done a bad job." "You've done a hell of a job." "And don't let anybody tell you different." "Then why me?" "My division's outperformed everybody's." "Seniority." "I think that's what it was." "I'm sure that's what it was." "Seniority." "Yeah." "Do you mean to tell me that when you compare the productivity...?" "Dick!" "Do you mind if we don't go into all that crap right now?" "Frankly, I'm a little bit looped." "And I got blood on my hands." "A lot of blood." "Mr. Harper?" "I'll have to get back to you." "I just want to say, I'm very sorry you're leaving us." "Well, thank you." "Did Mr. Blanchard tell you about the car?" " What car?" " The company car you've been using." "You may retain the use of it for two weeks." "Isn't that thoughtful?" "But we must have your company credit cards now, please." "Goodbye, Mr. Harper." "Jane!" "Hey, what is this?" "This is distressing." "Jane." " Hey, Jane!" " Hey, sweetie, you're home early." "I gotta talk to you." "I gotta talk to you, Mr. Harper." "The second payment's due on the pool." "Billy, will you get your friend out of the cement!" " I've been fired." " Huh?" "I've been fired." "Oh, baby." "What did you say?" "He said he's tired." "Hey, Mr. Harper, you were canned today." "What sign are you?" "He's an Aquarius." "You poor bastard." "I knew it." "What a bummer." "Mars is in direct conjunction with Saturn." "It's a tough time for us Aquarians." "You know that bill I gave you, for the pool, the second payment?" "I'll give you until next Wednesday." "Esperanza." "La cena is ready." " Thank you." " Gracias." "I can't believe that Charlie fired you." " Charlie fired me." " Dirty rat." "After all the years of bottom-pinching I took from him." "Does that mean we're gonna be poor, like the Waltons?" "No, Billy, it doesn't." "What are we gonna do about the pool?" "We'll get it finished first." "We won't heat it." "Not until you get another job." "How will we swim in the pool if it's cold?" "Billy is right." "What will the neighbors say if they don't see steam coming off our pool on a chilly night?" "I'm making some economies around here." " Billy, we'll give up our ski lessons." " God!" " No more French wines at home, sir." " Oh, God!" "And I will drop the Book of the Month Club." "What about my drum set?" "Family, everything's gonna be all right." "There's absolutely nothing to worry about." "Take that stuff up there." "You, in the truck, watch those plants!" "That stuff goes too." "Take it easy over there." "Watch those roots on that thing." "Hey, those plants go up next too, okay?" " Stop it!" " Hello, Mrs. Harper." "That goes next." "What in God's name do you think you're doing?" "You got our notice, Mrs. Harper?" " Yes." "I sent you a check." " Bouncy, bouncy." "That's naughty." "Hey, watch those plants!" "Watch that stuff." " Get it up over there." " I'll give you another check." "Two checks bounced already, Mrs. Harper." "Your mother carried you for nine months, but we'll only carry you for two." "Clear that bank off." "Just because the bank made a mistake is no reason to come and dig up my tree!" " Excuse me." " Not yours." "Ours." "We put this stuff in, now we'll tear it out." "Watch it." "If you don't wanna lose your shirt, don't put it on the cuff." "You're using Gestapo tactics." "That's impossible." "I'm Jewish." "Hey, watch those plants over there." "Come on, watch them roots." "Right." "Take all of these bushes out, all of these trees everything up there, every rotten weed in this whole garden." "Come here." "Would you please remove this tracheotomy or whatever it's called." "This is not what we ordered, and I told you so a month ago." "Can you believe this?" "I told them, plant what we want or take it all back." "What a rip-off." "Right." "Roll up the lawn." "I don't like the lawn either." "AstroTurf has more life than this stuff." "You will never work in this neighborhood again!" " Hey, Mom, you were terrific." " You think so, kid?" " What do you want?" " I want the plants inside." "Step one foot in this house, I'll call the police." "I still want the plants." "Pretty grim, huh?" "What are we going to tell Dad when he comes home?" "Well are you gonna tell me how bad things are or are you gonna wait for the roof to fall in?" "It really isn't as bad as it looks." "Nothing is as bad as this looks." "We don't have any income or any assets." "What do you mean, we don't have any assets?" "Other than the sun in the morning and the moon at night." "We got this house." "We owe $ 77,000 on this house, Dick." "If you died right now, how would I pay it off?" "Out of the insurance." "We don't have any." "You borrowed against it." "Right, right, right." "I forgot." "This is ridiculous." "I'm not gonna die tonight." "The night is young." "It's comforting to know when things get tough I'll have you standing behind me with an ice pick." "You've been leading a secret life for these last years." "For example, what are "insecured municipal debentures"?" "I don't know." "I gambled on a few things for us, and I lost." "I'm sorry." "You gambled." "You lost." "What about me?" "I gambled and lost, and I didn't even get a chance to play." "I didn't even watch." "Your interest in economics was limited to the spending part." "I always thought of you as a responsible aerospace executive." "Who would have known you were the Typhoid Mary of high finance." "If I'd have consulted you, I wouldn't have lost my job." "If you think you can do better, take over." "It would be hard to do it any worse." "Go ahead, be my guest." "It's all yours." "My very thought." "And my first act as director of family economics is to put you on an allowance." " On a what?" "What kind of lunatic spends $ 1000 on lunch when he's out of a job and in debt?" "The kind that knows you can't get a job if you look like a loser." "If I was Diners Club, I'd bronze your stomach and put it in the hall of fame." "Point number two." "Your job is to get on the food stamp program, look for work in your field..." "Excuse me, why don't I get a "job" job?" "Like a busboy or a waiter?" "If we're not too proud to go on welfare..." " We can't afford it." " Can't afford it?" "You earn more money on unemployment than you could in any of those jobs." "My job is to get a "job" job." " You're gonna get a job?" " Yes." "Incredible as it may seem." "May I ask..." "No offense, mind you." "What do you think you're qualified to do?" "Secretary of the treasury seems to be filled." " There must be lots of things I can do." " You never worked a day in your life." "You can't type, and you can't take shorthand." "I'm a college graduate." "Reasonably intelligent." "Not altogether unattractive." "Yes, but will you be happy being a hooker?" "The only jobs you consider me qualified for are secretary and hooker." "You're not qualified to be a secretary." "What an interview." "Don't take it too hard, honey." "It's only the first time." "Take it too hard?" "I start on Monday." "That's wonderful." " The line ends after me, mister." " Sorry." " That's a pretty nice suit, mister." " Thank you." "You've got some nerve coming here dressed like that." "People in here need this money." "This ain't no damn joy ride." "Hey, you're Mr. Harper, aren't you?" "Taft Aerospace." "I'm Raoul Esteban." "Remember?" "I was in the Taft Maintenance Division." "I used to do your office." " Sure, Raoul." "Nice to see you." " How you doing, man?" "Hey, they canned you too, huh?" "It's more complicated than that." " First time in here?" " Damn right." "Man, are you in luck." "I'm gonna take care of you." " Mi casa, su casa." "You know?" " Sure." "First thing, you're in the wrong line." " Wrong line." " I'm gonna lose my place here." "Information, they make you wait in line two hours." "All they do is tell you to fill out one of these." "I'm gonna take care of you, no problem." "I'm going to have an operation in a month." "You know, the operation." "And my analyst said I should start making the adjustment." "And, well, that's why they fired me." "For wearing a most demure gray maxi with a matching cashmere twin set." " It's here in the letter from my analyst." " Let me check this out." "Maybe we should pick another line, what do you say?" "Listen, man, it's no sweat." "They ain't gonna hassle you." "Look what your card says." "Aerospace executive." "Yeah, but I'm not that anymore." "In here, man, you are what you were." "You're gonna get 104 bucks a week." "All I get is 50." "You're top guy around here." "They ain't gonna mess with a guy like you." "No problem." "Why do I have to see the supervisor?" "It's all so simple." "I'm sorry." "All right." "Shoot." "I've seen some fruits in my day, but he really takes the cake, huh?" "Not really." "Come on." "That's the flamingest faggot I've ever seen." "In the first place, he's a transsexual." "Not a fruit, not a fag, not even a homosexual." "He has the mind, soul and desires of a woman imprisoned in a man's body." "Now, what can I do for you, sir?" " Thank you." " Oh, God." "Good night." "Do you resent it that I got a job?" "Don't be silly." "You shouldn't feel threatened..." "Look, I don't resent you getting a job." "I'm thrilled you got a job." "I can tell by your shouting." "I'm shouting because I've got an interview at 9 in the morning about food stamps, and I'd like to get some sleep." "Or maybe, now that you've conquered the business world, we don't need them." "I thought you were going today to get food stamps." "Jane, you just don't get food stamps." "You don't come in off the street and say, "I'd like food stamps" and they give you some." "It happens to be a very difficult and complicated process." " I'm sure you can handle it, sweetie." " I don't know." "You getting this job may have screwed up our eligibility." "Spot, will you shut up." "It's all politics, man." "You don't have to worry about it." "Come on." "Yeah." "So?" "A guy comes to your house..." "Wait a second." "A guy comes to my house?" "He wants to see where you got to cook and if you're telling the truth about how many people you got living there." "All right." "A guy comes to my house." "First, you fill out the forms." "Tell him about the forms." "What about the forms?" "Then, you get to buy vouchers, which you take to a place that sells..." "Are they putting me on?" "Hey, you wanna know how to get food stamps, right?" "We're trying to explain." "What do you think, it's dinner for two at Trader Vic's?" "All right." "So after the visits and after the forms, how much do I get?" "Excuse me." "I'm going to explain." "Now, you gonna put down you got just one wife and one kid?" "Yeah." "Any of you guys got more than one wife?" "Give him the one wife and kid." "One wife and one kid." "And you're getting your unemployment now, right?" " How much do I get?" " You get 108 bucks worth a month." "Imigración!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Something I said?" "No, just immigration police coming in to check things out." "Hey, Francisco, dos cervezas, por favor." "Okay, Poncho, let's see your immigration card." "Don't play games." "Your card." "Hey, he's an aerospace executive." "He sends people to the moon." "Yeah, and I'm Flash Gordon." "Tarjeta de imigración." "Tarjeta de imigración?" "What are you, crazy?" " You got those beers?" " Buddy, you're going downtown." "I'm not your buddy, and I don't speak Spanish." " That's what they all say." " Because I said cerveza and por favor?" "Everybody says por favor." "How about "vaya con Dios"?" "Paula, I don't have the same shoes." "Honey, they're always sending mismatches." " Where are the falsies?" " In the box over there on the chair." "Just stick this in your heel." "That ought to do it." "And don't worry." "After all, modeling is nothing more but organized walking." "Hey, you're on." "Come on." "I'm terribly sorry." "How much is this, please?" " $ 185." " 185." "Miss." "Miss." "How much is this dress?" "It's a nightgown." "I don't know anyway, though." "I'm sorry." "You don't know?" "What a klutz." "Who is she?" "Some friend of the fashion coordinator's." "Hello, Jane." "Oh, my God, Dick!" "What have you done?" "A guy named Jim Weeks is coming to lunch." "He wants to talk to me about a job." " Where did you get the money?" " I've got friends." "We'll tell him you're on a diet." "Why don't we tell him you're on a diet?" "This is not fun, Jane." "This is serious." "Do you really think he'll offer you a job?" "As long as he thinks I don't need one." "I know those bastards." "That's funny." "That's funny." "What are you gonna do?" " Okay, what is it?" " An Eskimo peeing." "An Eskimo peeing." "Jane, it's absolutely lovely." "I just wish you could have joined us, that's all." "Is that funny." "Could we have some coffee in the living room?" "Certainly." " Shall we repair, Jim?" " I think that's a hell of an idea." " That's very funny." " Make yourself comfortable." "Thank you." "I love your house." "It's solid." "It's a real home." "Not too much." "Thank you, Jim." " We like it." " Thank you." "It does tend to grow a little confining." "You know?" "Oh, I do." "I do." "I do." "Look, Dick, I'm not going to beat around the bush with you." "We like you." " We like your style." " Thank you, Jim." " We like your mind." " Thank you." "But we can't pay you the money you've been getting at Taft." "Not in straight salary, that is." "Thirty thou." "That's our top." "Thirty, eh?" "Gee, I don't know, Jim." "Well, if you play ball with us, the sky is the limit." "It's attractive, Jim." "It's damn attractive." "I got several irons in the fire now, and I'd like to think about it." " I can think about it?" " Sure." "Think about it." "I'm not trying to rush you." "I wouldn't dream of it." "I'd like to consider the complete picture." "Sure, consider the complete picture, but printed circuits, not rocket ships." "Collecting and storing information right here on mother earth." "That's the future." "And any man with a thought about industry in 10 years' time..." "Any man thinking about tomorrow will say goodbye to aerospace today." " What are you doing?" " I'm closing the shutters." "Why don't you take Mr. Weeks to see the backyard." " Backyard?" " Open up the door, Mrs. Harper or we're gonna huff and puff and we're gonna blow your house down." "We want the indoor plants, deadbeat." "Plants ain't free just because they grow on trees, deadbeat." " I know you're in there, deadbeat." " Excuse me, Jim." "You can't buy a rubber plant with a rubber check, Harper." "I know you're in there, deadbeat." " What the hell's going on here?" " We've come for our plants." "I'm having a meeting." "You can't come in now." "I can't?" "Okay, Tippy." "Excuse me." ""Jane," she asked, "would you care for a cognac?"" ""Yes, thank you very much." "I'd like one desperately."" "Watch it, lady." "Hey, Igo, could you do something about that tree?" "Yes, sir." "Afternoon, Harper." "Hello, Nesbitt." "The wind's been kicking up your yard and blowing it into our windows." "I'm going to seed it." "You're having a garage sale?" "Yeah." "Odds and ends." "Declasse, Harper." "Tres declasse." "It brings all the riffraff in the neighborhood." "You know what I mean." "Hey, man, the opera's coming to town next Tuesday." "So what?" "So 40 bucks a night, man." "Cash." "Can you sing?" "Hell, no!" "All you do is stand around while they sing." "Sometimes, you carry a spear, or hold the elephant." "It's real easy, man." "Excuse me, Nesbitt." "Private matter to discuss." " What about unemployment?" " We don't tell them, man." " Suppose they find out?" " How are they gonna find out?" "They pay us in cash." "There's no papers." "No way they're gonna find out." "You mean I'm gonna be a welfare chiseler?" "Hey, hey!" "A welfare chiseler is just some bum who doesn't wanna work." "We wanna work." "Yeah, but the rules say you can't work and collect unemployment." "You can't always go by the rules." "There are times to run heavy numbers." ""When in the course of human events..." You know?" "How about guys like Rockefeller and Dupont?" "Think they let a few crummy rules stand in the way?" "That's the whole enchilada that made this country great, man." " I never thought of it like that." " You'd better start." "I ain't no deadbeat welfare chiseler, and neither are you." " I'm sorry." " That's okay, man." "Cool it." "Cool it." "Cool it." "Cool it." "That's enough." "Wait a minute." "So you didn't work last week, Mr. Harper?" " That's right." " That's funny." "I caught your gypsy act the other night." "Divine." "Too bad I won't see you for three years." "No unemployment for three years." "I can't believe it." "Look on the positive side." "They could have sent you to jail." "Unemployment's the only thing we had." "What am I gonna tell Jane?" "I wouldn't tell her." " Hello, dear." " Hi, Mom, how are you?" "We're just fine, dear." "It's so nice to see you." "How thoughtful of you." "Well, your father's waiting to see you." " Hi, Dad." " Jane brought us some flowers, dear." "Hello, Jane." " Would you like a cup of tea, dear?" " No, thanks, Mom." "Over here." "I discussed your phone call with your mother yesterday, after I hung up." ""What does she want to see us about?"" " Didn't I say that, Mother?" " Yes." "Something you couldn't discuss over the phone, you said." " Yes." "That's right, Dad." "L..." " Well I narrowed it down to three possibilities:" "Health, emotion or money." "Let's take health." "Is there someone ill?" "No, I ruled that out myself." "I distinctly remember asking about everyone's health, and your answer was positive." "Without hesitation." "Which brings us to emotion." "At your age, a euphemism for divorce." "Well, you never came to see us to talk about marrying him so why should you come to talk about divorcing him?" "No, a divorce can be handled in a phone call." "So it's money." "You're broke." "That's it, isn't it?" "Who ever said Sherlock Holmes was dead, eh, Mom?" "I was right, Mother, they're broke." "Dick hasn't had a job in over three months, Dad." "Why didn't you tell us before, dear?" "We were sure he could get a job and didn't want to worry you." "I unloaded my aerospace stock the day they landed on the moon." "I knew that was the peak." "I was right." "It's a depressed industry." "Depressed and depressing." " I was right about the stocks." " You certainly were." "Jane I'll make it easier for you." "You've come here to borrow money, haven't you?" "Yes, Dad." "Well, I'd love to help you." "I really would." "But I can't." "I'm just opposed to borrowing or lending on principle." "Self-reliance." "It's like a religious thing to me." "Ralph Waldo Emerson." "He's like my God." " "Need breaks iron." That's what he said." " Well, it certainly broke us, Dad." "I told Mother that both of you have been living far beyond your means." "Nothing, just nothing at all set aside for a rainy day." "All right." "It's the monsoon season and you're standing outside in torn raincoats." "Come through this by yourselves and you'll be dry for the rest of your lives." "Take money from me and you'll be wet." "Soaking wet from now on." "Jane it's the best thing that could happen." "Especially for Dick." "I'm so happy for both of you." "Especially for Dick." "What about Billy?" "When I was his age, Mr. Nostic gave me my first paper route." "I've heard that story already." "Dad, Billy is doing homework by candlelight." "Splendid." "So did Abraham Lincoln." "How are you both doing?" "Never better." "Jane we have sowed all of our lives, and we're now reaping the harvest." "Reap!" "Reap!" "Reap!" "I seem to feel a monsoon dripping in." "It was nice to see you again, Dad." " Bye, Mom." " Goodbye, dear." "You tell Dick that he's a lucky man." "Not everybody gets a real chance to be tested." "You tell him that I'm jealous." " I'm sure he'll be really thrilled, Dad." " Don't forget to tell him I'm jealous too." "So long." "Bye-bye." " Mister, you got problems." " Why do you think we're here?" "I know why you're here." "You got guts." "I'll give you that." "Your ad says, "If you've been turned down elsewhere..."" "It didn't say "everywhere."" " It's the first place we've been!" " Lucky us." "Hey, there are lots of places we can go for abuse." "Come on, Dick." "Sit down." "Did I say I wasn't giving you money?" "Did I?" " No." "It's just that..." " Sit down." "Let's look at the pluses and minuses." " There are a couple..." " We'll start with the minuses." "You two are in hock up to your eyes." "You have nothing serious for collateral." "You're behind in both mortgages, so we're third in line behind the bank?" "And your car is paid for." "But that car and a dime would get you a cup of coffee." "That's a perfectly good late-model car worth at least a thousand dollars." "You have some jewelry." "Might be worth a few bucks." " The car's at least $900." " I haven't come to the pluses." "Will you wait for me to come to the pluses?" "Okay." "On the plus side, you, Mrs. Harper are actually working!" " Yes." "Getting paid bupkes, but you're working." "It's regular." "And you..." "You could get another job." "Who knows?" "They might find a cure for cancer, right?" "Will you get to the bottom line?" "The bottom line is that I love people." "So I'm going to let you have $ 1000 for one year at 18 and a half compounded." " A thousand dollars?" " 18 and a half?" "That's against the law." "Take it or leave it." " We'll take it!" " We'll leave it!" " We'll leave it!" " We'll take it!" "Seven, eight, nine, 1000." "Thank you." "This is a holdup!" "If nobody moves, nobody gets hurt!" "Lie down!" " Hands up!" " You said nobody move!" " Shut up!" " I wouldn't offend you." " I told you to lie down and shut up!" " Count on it!" "Come on, man!" " I just borrowed this." " Now you're loaning it." " Borrow it from him." " This is legally yours." " I'm paying it back." "What's the interest?" " You already signed the papers." " Shut up!" " Can we clear this up?" " Who are you stealing this from?" " Shut up!" " What was that?" " It was me." "My gun went off." "That'll bring all the heat." " Did you get the money?" " Yeah." " Get the broad." " Hey, man, let's go!" " On your feet, you're coming with us." " Hey, hold it!" " Where the hell are they?" " Out the back." "They got a woman with them!" "Come on, lady, get up!" "Hold it, police!" "Wait, man!" " You want to go to the hospital?" " I'm all right." "Jane, are you?" " I'd just like to go home." " Well, you're free to go." " You sure were cool under fire, ma'am." " I'll faint at home." "Thanks." "Sorry." "Mr. Harper?" "How much did you tell them that you lost?" "$ 1000." "What do you mean?" "You couldn't tell them $2000?" "Insurance would have paid." "I would have split the extra grand with you." "Schmuck." " Hi, Mom." "Hi, Dad." " Billy, are you going outside?" "Yeah." " Hi, Bill." " Hi." "Are you feeling all right?" "Come in and close the door." "Lock it." "They dropped it, I fell on it, and while the police chased them I put it in my bag." "Oh, my God!" "I don't know what happened to me." "I just did it." " There's 2000 dollars here." " I can't believe I did it." " Neither can I." " It's not funny." "I've committed a crime." "And done a hell of a job at it." "Why didn't I give it back?" "It never occurred to me to give it back." " You're sensational." " I can't believe it." "Stop it, Dick." "Would you turn on the faucet?" " I'm going to give it back." " To who, the robbers?" "The money belongs to the loan..." " They have insurance, don't they?" " Exactly." "Suppose they catch those guys." "They saw me." "They'll never catch them." "Even if they finger you, who's going to believe them?" "The cops won't believe them." "They'll think they spent it all." "I can't believe we're talking like this." "Dick." "We've always done things the straight way." "Yeah, well, I'm tired of belonging to a minority group." "Okay." " Okay, I'm going to keep it." " Good." " I'm going to keep it." " That's still good." "Hey." "Do you think it would be awful if we had a little celebration?" " Something besides Hamburger Helper?" " A little red wine." "How about a little champagne?" " Love you." " I love you." "Got the lights." "We got our lights back." "I propose a toast." " Down with candles." " Down with imitation mayonnaise." " Down with Hamburger Helper." " Up the Harpers." "Here's looking at you, Spot." "Wow." " You can have some." " Will you get that, honey?" " Sure." " Spotty, old boy." " Yes?" " Is this the residence of Richard Harper?" "Yes, I'm Mrs. Harper." "You've applied for the food stamp program?" "That's right." "My name is Johnson." "I'm the income maintenance technician." "The what?" "I've come for the inspection." " Tonight?" " Want to see my credentials, lady?" "No." "No." "Please come in." "Darling, this is Mr. Johnson." "The income maintenance mechanic." "Technician." "The food stamps fellow." " Have you eaten, Mr. Johnson?" " Yes, I had a Big Mac and a small fries." " You don't understand..." " Don't I?" " Would you like some champagne?" " And I also had a Coke." "Truth is, we ripped off a loan company, and this is the last of our proceeds." "I see, yes." "You want to see if we have any cooking facilities, right?" "Yes." "Yes, that's the first thing." "This way." "You don't have any assets other than what's here?" "That's it." "You sure messed up real good." "We sure did." "Never mind the editorials, are we eligible or not?" " According to the rules, you're eligible." " Thank you." "Don't thank me." "It's people like you who give this program a bad name." "Screw it up for others who need it." "I don't think that's fair." "Jane, the old rich are always sticking it to the new rich." "The old poor have to stick it to the nouveau poor." " We, in this case, are the nouveau poor." " We really need it." "No one in this house or in this neighborhood needs it." "Really?" "You think we should sell this house and move to a slum." "We should sell before the bank does." " Which is next week." " You can just forget it." " We're keeping this house." " How?" " We'll make the payments!" " With what?" "You have accepted our current problems as permanent." "They are not." "This is only temporary." "You haven't told me how we'll make the payments!" "The middle class is the backbone of this country." "We've got to survive." "If we go under, the whole country can." "And in these, our bicentennial years, my contribution isn't the destruction of the American middle class!" "I don't know what you're..." "Billy, entertain our guest, please." " We have nothing to worry about?" " Right." "Nothing to worry about." " I'll speak to the bank tomorrow." " I spoke to them today." "He said, "You are no longer banking with us we're banking with you."" " Very funny." "Leave it to me." " We'll make the payment." " With what?" "We'll make the payment." "This is a stickup." "Stick them up." "Stick them up." "Stick them up." "Stick them up." "This is a stickup!" "Stick them up!" "Stick them up!" "Stick them up." "Stick them up." "Are you kidding?" "Are you crazy?" "Don't come in when I have a gun in my hand!" "You'll get your head blown off!" "Take that ridiculous thing off your face." "I can't hear a word you're saying." "Never sneak up on a man holding a gun." "You can get killed." " What are you doing with a gun?" " I'm..." "Never mind." "I know what you're gonna do." "Yeah, well, you're right about that." "And give me the keys to the car." " Hasn't this gone far enough?" " You're not gonna stop me." "I'm gonna get that money." "Is getting arrested gonna help us get the money?" "You don't think I can do it, do you?" "I'm a washout." "I'm a loser." "Not even capable of holding up a goddamn grocery store." "Any idiot can hold up a grocery store." "Thank you." " You're really determined to do this." " That's right, Jane." " That what you're gonna wear?" " Yeah." " What do you think?" " I think you look like the Easter Bunny bandit." " I had to ask." "You might as well wear a sign that says, "Arrest me."" "Okay, what do you think I should wear?" "Why don't you wear something a little more inconspicuous, like the Batman costume?" "How's this?" "It's fine." "Okay, baby." "I'm off." " Dick?" " Yeah?" "Don't you think we've forgotten something?" "The iron." "Right." "Dick, don't you think that gun is gonna attract attention sticking out of your belt like that?" " I'll wear a jacket." "Don't worry." "I have to worry." "I was a psych major." "You know what Freud said." "Criminals leave clues." "They have a compulsion to confess." "I have a compulsion to pay the mortgage." "Did Freud write about that?" "No." "So there." "That takes care of Freud." " Hello, Mr. Harper." " Hello, Carol." "Jane, what is Carol doing here?" "I'm going with you to your meeting tonight." "You are not." "You're staying here." "I'm going alone." "On the contrary, darling." "I wouldn't want to miss one of your business meetings." "Never know what might happen." "Don't forget to go to bed at 9:30." " Don't worry, Mrs. Harper." " Carol, I'm taking you home." " Sit down, Carol." " On your feet, Carol." " Sit down." " Carol." " Stay." " Okay, stay." "Both of you, all of you." "Goodnight, have a good time." "Billy!" "Billy, you know what the vet said about Spot sitting so close to the television." "All right, Jane, you can come." "As long as you promise to do exactly what I tell you." " I promise." " You drive." " What happened?" " I think I ruptured myself." "You realize if that thing goes off, you'll be going on this robbery half-cocked." "Very funny." "Just drive, damn it!" "How did you happen to pick Monrovia?" "I wanted an area far enough away from us." "Any objections?" " Oh, no." " I can't believe it." " I am curious about one thing, though." " I knew it." "How were you going to get to the scene of the crime if I hadn't come home?" "Cab?" "I was going to steal a car." "Dick, that I would like to see." "We'll be using what is known as the "two-car method."" " Really?" " You park your regular car steal a car for the actual robbery, return later to pick up your regular car." "Dick." "Richard, you can't steal a car." "Put a man on the moon." "I think I can steal a car." "Will you stop that whistling?" "There's something wrong with this car." "It won't start." " Why don't you kick it." " That's right, Jane, just keep riding me." "That's a big help." "If I could just find a Hudson, wouldn't be any problem." " Why don't you try this car?" " What?" " Why don't you give this one a shot?" " I don't know foreign cars." "I think you can handle this one, Dick." "The keys are in it." "You." "D is for "drive," dear." "What do you think?" "It's too big, it's too bright, it's crowded." "It's ridiculous." "Why are all these people out shopping this late?" "They ought to be home in bed." " This is it, as they say." " Let's go home before it's too late." " Goddamn it, Jane..." " We're not cut out for this." "...I told you I'd do this, and I mean it." "Sweetie, we'll get the money." "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing." " What principle in robbing a drugstore?" " That's right." "It's the money, that's the principle." "That's the principle of the thing." "You wouldn't understand." "Now don't interfere." "You stay right there." "I'm going in alone, and I don't want any crap about it." "Kind of a light door." "Yes?" "Yes..." " May I help you, sir?" " May you help me?" "Yeah." "Don't you worry, son." "I think I've got what you're looking for." "Now, here they are, right here." "Some of these are lubricated." "Now, this isn't lubricated, but it's a good one." "And some of these are contoured for better fit." "We've got them in different colors." "We've got cherry red and we've got midnight blue, and we've got the rainbow." " I'll take them all." " AII?" "Yeah, yeah." "And wrap them up." "That'll be 8.50." "I wish I were as young as you are." " You don't understand." " What do you mean, I don't understand?" "I'm not that old." "There you are." "Now can we go home?" "I came out here to do something, and I'm gonna do it." "This evening could turn out to be quite expensive, what with gas and sundry items." "Ever hear of a delicatessen that wouldn't take cash after 10:00?" "Not a nickel in the register." " You got somebody to open the register?" " That's right, Jane." "Was she very old or just crippled and blind?" "For your information, she was quite able..." "Nobody move, this is a stickup." "Nobody move." "Just hold it right there." "Nobody move." "When did they start busing white robbers into black neighborhoods?" " What happened?" " No bullets." "Thanks a lot." "You had to talk me into carrying an empty gun." "I could have gotten killed." " Please, tell me what happened." " Nothing happened." "Except I almost got killed, thanks to you." "I knew I shouldn't have brought you." "You would have been busted in the parking lot without me." "How can anybody do anything with this kind of defeatist talk?" "Okay." "Maybe there's an orphanage around." "They usually deal in cash, we..." "Just shut up, Jane." "What do you think you're doing?" "Sitting in a stolen car makes me nervous." " I'm going with you, where it's safe." " Get back in the car." "I said, get back in the car." "That's right." "You said, "Get back in the car," and then I said no." "I'm going in there, and you better stay right here." "Do you have to louse everything up?" "First the pantyhose, then you insisted..." "You still want pantyhose?" "You want pantyhose?" "Will you put your pants on, for God's sake?" "Right." "This is a respectable X-rated motel." "I'm warning you." "That bitch, I could kill her." "Whatever turns you on, man." "I don't want any shit out of you, or I'll blow your head off." "Turn around, put your hands against the wall." "The sill." "Just cool it with that gun, okay?" " Oh, Jesus!" " Oh, my God!" "I forgot to go to the bank today." "Harley's gonna kill me." " He's gonna skin my ass." " You got something to put this in?" " There's a box on the top shelf." " Who's Harley?" " The owner." "A mean mother." " Is he really gonna hurt you?" "Dick, he's gonna hurt him." "Maybe we shouldn't." "What are you, crazy?" "You stand right there." "Don't move nothing." " I'm sorry." " Come on, will you?" "Goodbye." "They're gonna call us the "Bickering Bandits."" " That'll be our M.O." " Right." " Sure." " Right." "What?" "M.O. That's modus operandi." "That's method of operation, you know." "Wait a minute." "We're not having any modus operandi." " No modus operandi?" " No, tonight was it." " Halloween comes but once a year." " Oh, sure." " Take that one." " What?" "I liked it." " That was too casual." " What was too casual?" "You gotta promise me." " You promise me?" " Promise you?" " You promise me?" " Boy, do I promise you." " You promise?" " Completely." "Okay." " Hi." "Can I help you, sir?" " Hi." "There's something wrong with this record." " What's that?" " There's a gun in it." "This is a holdup." " Do exactly as I say, no one gets hurt." " Sounds fair to me." "Just keep looking at me and smiling." "Have any Bessie Smith records?" " Bessie Smith?" " She's an old blues singer." " Yes, sir." "Yes, I believe we do, sir." " Do you like that old jazz?" "Well, I like the more modern kind of stuff." "You know, progressive..." "Miles and, you know, a few people, like Sedaka." "He's good." "The lady will be leaving soon, and you'll say, "Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones."" "Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones." "Okay." " Nice smile." "Go, go." " Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones." " Think nothing of it." " Very nice." "I liked the smile." "I'm leaving now." "Say to me, "I'll get that record for you next week, Mr. Jones."" "Now!" "I'll get that Bessie Jones record for you next week, Mr. Smith." "Thank you." "Oh, yeah. 4.98, tax and license." "How was the food, folks?" "That bad, huh?" "Oh, baby." "Baby." "Oh, God." " Oh, God, Dick, I'm ruined for life." " Oh, honey." "I wanna know the name of the pervert who shut off my phone." "In spite of what you think, we do not get our kicks cutting off telephones." " I never got a bill." " Excuse me, I'm sorry." " Excuse my ass." " You'll have to wait in line like..." "I'm sorry, excuse me, but I'm afraid this is what they call a stickup." "They're holding up the telephone company!" "Shoot out the computers while you're at it." " All right." "Right on!" " God bless you." "Give them a hand!" " Beautiful." "Beautiful." " All right!" "He's had several offers, but because of his investments he doesn't have to rush into anything." "He's looking for a very dynamic situation in a company like yours, Jason." " Are you familiar with the film business?" " Somewhat." "Hey, how about a drink?" "Come on." "You're welcome." "You've got to go down there." "You owe it to yourself..." " May I borrow my husband?" " Be my guest, Jane." " Dick." " Jane, I was making some progress." "That's the condominium king." "You're an aerospace executive, not a..." "Right now I'm feeling pretty flexible." " Raoul." " Oh, no, that's okay." "Go and enjoy yourself." "Let me do it, okay?" "Mum's the word, eh, Raoul?" "This is something else." "Did you find buried treasure?" "Living off my investments, Nesbitt." " Dick." "Put her there, pal." " Glad you could make it." "Hello, Mildred." "Olé, Ricardo." "We wouldn't have missed this for the world." " I love your small pool, Jane." "It's so cozy." " Thank you, Mildred." " I see you landed on your feet." " Actually, Charlie, I landed on my ass." "Then, when I fell off my ass, I had no place to go but my feet." " What line are you in?" " Robber." " As in tires and erasers." " That's a good field." " Do you make it or sell it?" " Steal it." "Like stealing candy from a baby." "He is so modest." " Steel." "Hey, there's a solid industry." " I thought he said rubber." "Actually, Jane's working now too, aren't you, Jane?" " What are you doing?" " Adiós." "Investments." "Investments." "She's in charge of salting it away." " Got the guts of a bandit." " Maybe you could help me." "I have to go to Washington next week." "But I'll give you a..." "A little call when I get back." "That could be 15 years to life." "I'm just going to talk to a congressional committee." "They think Charlie's been paying off people besides them." "Larry Maguire!" " That's not Larry." " Taquito?" "Thank you." "Is it burning you, Mildred?" "That's too bad." "Would you like some water?" " I'll get some water." " Tequila, please." "And now, once again, bringing you salvation and success righteousness and riches, the Reverend Dr. Thomas Will." "You know, we've all heard the expression "The meek shall inherit the earth."" "Well, that is exactly what they're gonna get." "Dirt." "We all have to learn how to be positive." "You see, I don't want you to say "Amen."" " I want you to say "I am."" " I am." "You have to remember that God is in you." "And in you and in you and in you and in me." "Now, if you open up your heart and you let God inside he will make you rich." " I am." "Let me remind you that the cross is a plus sign." "Now, I want you all to repeat after me:" "Money loves me." " Money loves me." " Money loves to be in my pocket." " Money loves to be in my pocket." " I see a whole mountain of money coming towards me." "I see a mountain of money coming towards me." "Now, I want you all to donate generously to the ministry today." "And remember that every dollar you give, God will pay back tenfold in some wondrous and mysterious and exciting way." "A car, a boat, a plane, a home." "Just one other couple, Dr. Will." "Yea, I say unto you:" "Bring them in, they're here to win." " Inspirational sermon, doctor." " Thank you, thank you." "Yes, particularly the part about not feeling guilty about prospering." "Well, you see, that is called "Say 'I am."'" "If you want more money, you must get an expanded idea of yourself." "You must think of yourself as one who has more money." "We're trying, doctor." "Well, go ahead." "Touch it, son." "Don't be afraid." "Go on." "Go ahead, dear, touch it." "Go on." "That's it, touch it some more." "You see, you must take the limit off your financial thinking and you will get more money." "Don't worry about how." " Inspirational." " Say "I am."" "Stick them up." "Did I hear you right, sinner?" "You holding me up?" "I am." "Hands on your head, both of you." " Move!" " Will you get out of the way?" " God wants you out of the way!" " Guards!" "Stop them, for they have sinned!" "Would you mind getting the hell off the car?" "Testing." "Testing." "Oh, Jesus!" " You all right?" " Yeah, I think so." "Pull over, you sinners!" "They are thieves, stop them!" "They have stolen all my..." "The Lord's money." " Oh, no!" " God!" "If you pull over at the next light, God will forgive you." " He is no stool pigeon." " Oh, my God!" "God does not hold a grudge." "Remember, thou shalt not steal." "They're coming closer to us, Dick." "That is the fourth..." "That's one of them commandments." "Give me back my goddamn money, will you?" "Step on it." "Can't you get more juice out of this goddamn thing?" "Watch out!" "Jesus Christ!" "You almost broke my ass, you fool." "Oh, a cop!" "That is my money!" "How much we get?" "Not very much." "It's mostly ones." "Mostly ones?" "Hey, where's the other money?" "What other money?" "All the other money, that's what other money." " In the shrubbery." " In the shrubbery?" "In the pool." "In the swimming pool?" "It's in the utilities, it's in the car, in the furniture it's in the mortgage, in the insurance." "It's at the Diners Club." "Well, it's not worth it." "I'm not cut out for blue-collar crime." "I have a white-collar mentality." "I panic in the face of death." "Maybe we should retire." " Are all our debts paid?" " Yes." "At least we won't starve." "We've just been accepted by the food stamp program." "Hurray." " Charlie!" " Where?" "Mr. Blanchard, I would like you to tell this committee if you have ever, in your position as president of Taft, bribed anyone either here or abroad, for the purpose of consummating a business deal." "Senator, no one at Taft Aerospace, to the best of my knowledge ever bribed anybody." "Maybe that's why business is so bad." "Look at him." "Listen to him shovel it." "There's never been a deal at Taft where somebody didn't get paid off somewhere." "We have already elicited testimony from other companies involved in the same business as yours and they claim that payoffs are an integral part of carrying on business." "Do you mean to tell me that you are the exception?" "You know, guys walk into his office and walk out again with $200,000 cash in a briefcase." " Two hundred thousand dollars?" " Watch him." "Watch him bob and weave." "Senator." "Now, we at Taft Aerospace have always prided ourselves in truth on what we produce." " Charlie does his laundry." " Any idea where he keeps it?" "Yeah, in the safe in his office." "Fortunately, there are guards everywhere and I don't even have a key to the executive washroom anymore." "Unfortunately, we've been invited to a party at Taft next week." "Fortunately, we don't know the first thing about safecracking." "Unfortunately, we are fast learners." " Short retirement." " Very." " I felt it." " Positive?" "Of course I'm positive, honey." "It's gotta be perfect." " I've been practicing for days." " And you've almost got it." "Come on." "You ready?" "Okay." " Deft." "Deft." "And deft." " Okay." " You should tell me when I should do it." " Whenever you're ready." "Well, it's just like old times." " I hope you brought the old equalizer." " Will you cut it out?" " Hi, Pete, how are you?" " Who is it?" "Pete Winston." "Wife, Betty." "Super Bowl, back operation." " Really good to see you." "How are you?" " Great." "Just great." "You know my wife, Jane, don't you?" " I don't know if she'll remember me." " Winston, how can you say that?" "We met you and Betty at the Super Bowl last winter." "How's your back?" " How nice of you to remember." " Is Betty here?" " She's in the back." " I'll be glad to see her." " She'd love to see you too." " There you are." " Charlie." " What I want to know is do I get to kiss your wife, or do I have to make a scene?" " Do we know this man?" " Some guy who still works at the plant." "Hi, Charlie." "I don't know what a good-Iooking guy like Dick sees in you." " I do yard work." " You can do work in my yard anytime." " Charlie." " You wanna dance?" "I'd love to." " Very nice." " What?" " I said, very nice." " Perfect." "Charlie, no!" "No?" "I won't take "no" for an answer." "I'll be waiting." "Showoff." "Come on." "Dick, Charlie's gonna come to his office at 11:00." " All right." " We gotta hurry." "All right." "Will you get out of the way?" "Hey, you!" "Don't move." "Take that, you honky putz." " Oh, my God!" " What?" "Come on, will you?" "Come on." " These are all make-believe." " Dick." "What?" "Does he have a closet?" "I read in the book the most popular place for safes are..." " He does indeed have a closet." " Okay." "I love you, Jane." " Thanks." " Mosler, model number 1874." "Mosler." "Okay." "There." "Right there is where you have to drill." "Dick, it's okay." "You can hardly hear the drilling out here." "Dick, somebody's coming." "In the closet." " Is it the guard?" " I don't know." "I couldn't see." "It can't be Charlie." "It's only 10:15." "Let me look." "I can't see anything." "Maybe he won't look in here." " Suppose he does?" " Screw him." "I most certainly will not." " That wasn't Charlie." " Really." "Come on in." "Hey, everybody, come on in." "Hey, my man, what's happening?" "Jane!" "They're never going to hear the drill over this." "I'm going back to work." "If somebody's coming, just let me know." "Jane, it's your turn." " It's all the money in the world." " It gives me goose flesh." "Oh, my God." " Floor show." "Floor show." " Go on." "Get y'all gone." "We talking business." " I need more." " Okay, just a second." "Okay, okay." "It feels so good." "That's what I've been looking for." "Thank you very much." "Guys, have a good time, enjoy yourselves." "This is a party." "Okay." "Get the elevator." "Around through the boardroom and to the left." "Gotcha!" " Dick followed me up here." " Hey, Charlie." "Dick, boy." "Hi." " Going down?" " Down, yes." "Lobby, please." "Funny, we're going to the lobby too." "Well, I guess we can all ride together." "I don't feel very well." "I think we should go." "Not until you have one little drink with Charlie." " No, Charlie, I really think..." " Here, let me take your purse." "One little nightcap." "Nobility." "Pride." "A sense of feeling that your life amounts to something." "That's what we lost when we lost the space program." " Sir?" " Nobil..." "Nobil..." " What?" " May I have a word with you?" " Right now?" " Yes, sir." "Hey, listen." "Don't go away." "I'll be right back." "Let's go." "Where?" "Where are we going?" " We were just gonna walk right out." " We were." "We were." "There's nothing to worry about." "Charlie wouldn't call the cops." "This money doesn't exist." "Don't you understand?" "What about all these security guards?" "Do they exist or don't they?" "Wait a minute." "Dick, we gotta call the cops." " Are you crazy?" " No, no, I'm not kidding." "Charlie's never gonna admit there's a slush fund." "If he sees cops all around, he's gonna make sure we get out of here safely." "With the money." "You're very smart, Jane." " Have you got a dime?" " A dime?" " Yeah." " No." "You?" "Find someone with change of 1000 dollars, for chrissake." " Jane feeling better?" " Oh, yeah." "Yeah, sure." "Dick, there's something I've been meaning to ask you." "Shoot." "What's in the bag?" "Your makeup?" "Charlie, Charlie." " Charlie, can I level with you?" " Sure." " Well, I mean really level with you." " You can tell me anything." "We just cleaned out your safe." "Every last buck." " Did you now?" " Yeah." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have said it straight-out like that." "But I'm just sick of all the bullshit, you know what I mean?" "How do you propose to get out of here?" " With your help, Charlie." " My help?" "Do you see that big dude over there?" "He can shoot the eye out of a hummingbird at 50 paces." "Charlie, we just called the cops." " We're gonna give ourselves up." " This is no joke, friends." " We're gonna make a clean breast of it." " Don't be stupid." "You keep your mouth shut, and I'll see that you get out of here." "With the money?" "You son of a bitch." "Officers, I'm Charles Blanchard." "I'm the president of Taft Aerospace." "Maybe I can be of help." "Dear, you've just seen a demonstration of what we in the corporate world refer to as "hardballing it with the big guys."" "I enjoyed it thoroughly." "Would you be embarrassed if I kissed you in a public place?" "I'd be embarrassed if you kissed me in a private place with all these people around." "I'm afraid, officer, that you've been a victim of a drunken prankster but if you'd excuse me for one minute, this young lady isn't feeling very well." "I'm sorry." "If I could get these two out of here, I'd feel a lot better." "Run along." "Now we can talk about that ridiculous story about my safe." " Jane..." " Come along, Jane." "Come along."

" [gun cocking] - [Zip] Got that John Blaze shit." "Forget about making somebody's day." "These two Desert Eagles here?" "Fly, pelican, fly." "Do I even need to say it?" "[chuckles]" "[sighs] Come on, Zip." "You should find a new profession." "Cottonmouth is done." "You ain't heard?" "Cottonmouth's getting out, so you ain't done shit." "Boom!" "[inaudible]" "[Audrey] Detective." "Remember who you are." "Next time, it would behoove you to have actual evidence." "You know, something besides the dogged harassment of a misguided beat cop." "You calling me a dog?" "No, I believe the brother said "dogged,"" "as in determined." "Although, true... the word is derived from the description of a dog's persistence." "See, that's the problem with a bitch." "Once they get their mouth on a bone... they can't let go." "We'll see who's somebody's bitch when your ass is in prison..." "Cornell." "[chuckles]" "[Stokes chuckling]" "[woman] There he is!" "[reporters clamoring]" "[theme music playing]" "[newscaster] Cornell "Cottonmouth" Stokes' release this morning was a blow to local law enforcement..." "[Stokes laughing]" "Mariah ain't gonna like that shit." "Neither should you." "I just shot a cop and walked away free." "What's there not to like?" "Zip and Amos picked up the truck from the docks right after I shot Scarfe." "Domingo got his guns back last night." "Everyone else will fall in line." "Jamaicans, Haitians, Dominicans." "Hell... even the Koreans." "All loyal." "We're all good." "So... when do I get my Judas?" "You don't." "You're too hot right now." "Luke Cage is a luxury, Cornell." "He's, uh... he's ice cream." "And you need to keep steak on the table." "And how do I do that with Luke Cage around?" "All he has to do is [shouting] show up and hoods scatter like roaches with the lights on!" "Guns, drugs, all street traffic is a mess right now because of him!" "[breathing heavily]" "Niggas act like he can walk on water." "Can he?" "I'm done talking, Shades." "Tell Diamondback I need to holler at him." "You sure that's the way you want to play this?" "Okay." "[door closes]" "So what about all that evidence?" "Without Scarfe to corroborate, that ledger is useless." "Even the whole thing with Spurlock and the bodies Cottonmouth burned there won't stick." "Spurlock is going to eat the charge and take the years." "He won't testify." "He'd be his own client. [sighs]" "[Claire] So that's it?" "Setbacks happen all the time." "You can still do something about this." "Why me?" "Because you're not afraid of Cottonmouth, and he's obviously afraid of you." "What do you expect me to do?" "I tried to do things the right way." "Cops let him go." "Cops can only do so much." "You have the power to do more." "Look at what's happening in Hell's Kitchen." "You mean that cat running around beating people up?" "That's what you want me to be?" "Sometimes, if you want justice... you have to get it yourself." "If Hell's Kitchen's so great, why'd you run uptown?" "Why did you?" "There is nothing that can hurt you." "So what the hell are you afraid of?" "[phone ringing]" "[Fish] Pop's Barber Shop." "It's for you." "[Stokes on phone] Let's parley." "Either we can be gentlemen about this... or we can get into some gangster shit." "Parley's just fine." "Your gangster shit hasn't worked out so well for you recently." "[chuckles]" "Harlem's Paradise." "Bring your apron." "[laughing] [hangs up phone]" "What'd he say?" "Enough." "Might as well take all that down now." "No." "There's still plenty of work to be done." "Not for me." "They just made it official an hour ago." "But you had nothing to do with Scarfe." "My shop, my watch." "[inaudible]" "All right, here we go." "You've got to play this smart, Detective." "IA's gonna be up your ass with a flashlight." "I can handle Ridley." "She was my lieutenant at the 31st." "Listen, you still have a future here, Misty." "My advice to you is to let go of this board and everyone you have pinned on it." "Cottonmouth needs to be in handcuffs." "Don't let this twist you to the point where you can't see which way is up." "[exhales]" "Mercedes?" "Priscilla." "I prefer Inspector Ridley." "Priscilla, I heard they started calling you Inspector Gadget" " behind your back once you got promoted." " [chuckles]" "This is gonna be fun." "[reporters clamoring]" "Councilwoman Dillard and I don't agree on much." "But she's a good woman who loves Harlem, and I'm a strong believer in party first, no matter what." "I came as a friend in her time of need." "Mr. Boone, is it true you're here to ask the councilwoman to resign?" "He's here because I asked him here." "Damon." "[all clamoring]" "[Mariah] Let him through." "[clamoring continues]" "Wait, wait, wait." "First question, go." "Was your affordable housing initiative funded by drug money?" "My cousin has never been accused of selling drugs." "I thought you all said he was running guns." " Will you please make up your mind?" " [chuckles]" "Councilwoman, have you been questioned by the NYPD about your cousin?" "Family first, Robin." "I love my cousin Cornell Stokes." "The charges against him are categorically false, which is why they let him go." "He is an integral part of my New Harlem Renaissance and our movement to rebuild Harlem for our Harlemites." "Okay?" "That's it." " Get out of the rain." "Go, go!" " [all clamoring] [clamoring continues]" "[Mariah] Ah!" "This is low..." "even for you." "[Boone] I wasn't lying." "I'm here as your friend." "[Mariah] Pretty boy Stanford Carpetbagger." "You've been trying to knock me off my spot for years." "How much of what they're saying is true?" "Damn." "That bad?" "You're... tainted." "And the infection is contagious." "So what do you recommend, Dr. Boone?" "You step aside and let me take your seat." "Then I can support your initiatives on the inside." "And push your permits through." "A year from now, all four of your complexes could be up and running." "That's cute." "You've been trying to knock me out of my spot for six years, Damon." "It didn't work then." "It's not working now." "Find a new hobby." "You can't stay on top forever, Mariah." "You're gonna fall." "And I'll enjoy every second when you do." "You need to leave now." "Show your Marigny ass out." "[indistinct clamoring]" "Do you need anything?" "Scotch." "Neat." "[Alex] Mariah?" "How the hell did you get in here?" "We need to talk." "Alone." "So, this Luke Cage was a bartender at Harlem's Paradise?" "Actually, I believe he was the dishwasher." "He was filling in for Dante that night." "[Ridley] One man is linked to a criminal, the death of four people, the destruction of a restaurant, and you don't find him suspicious?" "Of course I do." "[Ridley] Step back." "Take a look at your board." "Who is the one person that is linked to every single location up there?" "It's not just this case that depends upon on it." "Your career is also in the balance." "[breathing heavily]" "Shit." "[bangs]" "[Stokes playing keyboard]" "[indistinct chatter]" "[playing keyboard]" "Damn, Cornell, you just playing that, like, out of thin air like that?" "You don't need to, uh, write it down?" "I just see it in my head." "[laughing] This boy is a damn prodigy, Mabel." "That prodigy needs to keep it down." "Mariah's trying to study." "[scoffs] Like a little music is gonna disturb all that hoein' you got goin' on over there." "That hoein' is what keeps the lights on." "Look, all I'm saying is that" "Cornell should be in one of them schools like, um..." "Juilliard." "[Mabel] There's only one school that matters." " Cornell is really good." " [Uncle Pete] Mmm." "[smacks lips] Did I ask you anything, Little May?" "[Uncle Pete] The girl's got a point." " [Mabel] She don't need you to defend her." " I know she don't." "Because she's gonna be a lawyer, and she's gonna be able to defend her damn self." "Ain't that right, baby?" " Hey, Mariah." " Snap, crackle, pop!" " How you doing, Henry?" " [young Pop] Good, ma'am." "Hey, yo, Cottonmouth." " You coming?" " [stops playing]" "You know I hate that name." "Well, I could just called you Corny." " Is that better?" " Hey!" "He's practicing." "All right?" "He needs to stay right here." "He needs to get a little dirt on him." "[chuckling]" "Actually, Pete's right." "You stay here, Cornell." "You can go." "You stand right here with me." "My husband, his brother, and me... built this here Harlem game brick by brick." "Numbers, pussy, guns." "But you know good and goddamn well the one thing I never sell is drugs." "So what the hell made you go and do something so stupid?" " I thought I was helping your ass." " Helping me?" "Man, this crack game is blowin' up." "Salvador Colon and all them, they making mad loot, and your old ass is getting left..." "[yelps] [screaming] [wailing]" "Finish your studies upstairs, baby girl." "Uh-uh, not you." "You stay right there, Cornell." "[Donnie walls and whimpers]" "And your dumb ass ain't inventive enough to think of some shit like this." "Who gave you this idea, huh?" "[Uncle Pete] Who the hell are you looking at?" "Hmm?" "[Mabel] Take out this trash, Cornell." "No." "Cornell ain't ready for nothing like this, Maybelline." "Well, he need to learn how to piss standing up." "[sighs] [panting]" " [Uncle Pete] Come on, nigga!" " [Donnie yelling]" "Cornell, you go with your Uncle Pete." "[Uncle Pete] Stand up!" " And keep it down." " [Donnie whimpering]" "I got white folks in the front room." "I don't want to scare 'em off." "[door closing]" " [blows landing] - [Uncle Pete grunting] [muffled yells and screams]" "[Donnie] Please!" "Please!" "I'm sorry!" "[Donnie screaming]" "[Stokes playing keyboard] [breath trembling]" "[inhales deeply]" "[knuckles cracking]" "[Luke] Even though I hate your ass..." "I gotta admit... you got talent." "You could have been somebody." "This is the first time I've ever seen you flunky-free." "I guess now that you're untouchable..." "you don't need them." "So, what?" "You here to take me in or take me out?" "Hey." "You called me." "And unlike you, I'm not a murderer." "I'm taking you in." "You're gonna sit down with Misty Knight and you're going to confess... to everything." "That's what you think's about to happen?" "'Cause last time I checked... you were no longer a sheriff..." "Carl." "Hmm." "You ain't doing much of anything." "Carl Lucas." "[laughing] That's a square-ass name, man." "Oh, if my mama named me that, I'd change my name to Luke Cage, too." "[chuckles]" "See..." "I don't know shit about going to prison." "But I figure if you escaped, faked your death, and all that other slick shit, eventually it's bound to catch up with you." "And you gotta go back." "You're not turning me in." "You wouldn't snitch." "Well... there is honor amongst thieves." "But you ain't no thief." "Gave a speech at a church, knocked down a few doors in the projects and now... you Harlem's Captain America." "Nigga, please." "How they gonna feel about their folk hero when they find out he ain't nothing more than a goddamn criminal?" "And you act like you better than me." "You ain't better than me." "You got caught." "I was framed." "I'm innocent." "[chuckles] Aren't we all?" "[laughing]" "Hmm." "I'mma keep your little secret." "I've got use for bulletproof niggas." "I own you now." "And if you refuse..." "then back to Seagate you go." "I'll charter the yacht my damn self." "See, you thought I only had a hand in one of the pies." "But I own the whole goddamn bakery, son." "[Stokes laughing]" "Do you remember me... from when I was a kid?" "No." "Are you one of those that used to follow Cornell around like a puppy?" "Hmm." "I didn't have shit." "I grew up in the street." "But the one name that always rang out... was "Stokes."" "You needed a Thanksgiving turkey?" "Go see Mama Mabel Stokes." "School clothes?" "Mama Mabel Stokes." "Your old man put his hands on you?" "See Mama Mabel Stokes... and it would never, ever happen again." " Your point?" " Your family name meant something." "Harlem's Paradise meant something." "Everyone from David Dinkins to Pappy Mason showed that woman love." "But what does that family represent now?" "A washed-up gangsterland?" "An empty politician who'll be lucky... at this time next year... to be a greeter at the Harlem Hair Expo?" "You don't talk to me like that." "I can talk to you any way I want." "Because you got no power to shut me up." "Do you like how it feels?" "Being so powerless?" "Being pushed around by other people?" "What do you think?" "I think... that when you get the nerve... you're gonna be surprised... at just what you're capable of." "[Claire] So that's how you're gonna play this?" "You're running?" "There's nothing I can do." "Enough with this defeatist bullshit." "What the hell is going on?" "Cottonmouth knows about my past, Claire." "If I don't work for him, he's gonna out me." "I'll go back to prison." "I've been through too much hell to let that happen." "Yeah, I..." "I sympathize." "I really do." "But if you run... you'll be running for the rest of your life." "You think you're the first person to tell me that?" "I told Pop I was done running." "I stayed and he died." "I didn't run when they came after Connie, and they lost everything because of me." "Who's next?" "I'm no good for anyone." "You can't take the blame for everything that happened." "People need you." "Yeah, well, sometimes I'm no good for people." "If people see that you're one of them, that's good." "If you stand and fight, they'll follow you." "If I go to prison, who's gonna wanna follow me?" "Half the people uptown have fathers, cousins, uncles, brothers in prison." "You're no different than anybody else." "You get your wish." "You're not special." "Instead of running, if you make a move and you take him down once and for all?" "You stop him, you save this community, and you free yourself." "Or... [hip-hop music playing]" "[Stokes] Turn up the bass." "I ain't one to apologize." "Then don't." "But I was feeling myself a little earlier." "My bad." "I ain't mean to come at you like that." "You're under a lot of stress." "It's that nigga, Luke Cage." "I invited him over." "Had to let him know." "What'd you do?" "I gave him the business." "All that Seagate shit you told me about." "What?" "Diamondback didn't want you to do that." "He's got plans for him." "Well, Diamondback ain't my daddy." "What's he know about Cage?" "Did you spook him?" "Is he gonna run?" "He will fall in line." "No doubt." "[winces] Sometimes pain is the only thing that gets 'em going." "They can't do that to their wife so they take it out on you." "Where the hell have you been?" "We needed you an hour ago." "Look at what happened." "Sister Boy didn't have any protection." "At least the bastard had enough sense not to hit him in the face." "Maybe Sister needs to learn how to throw her hands up like a brother." "[breathing heavily]" "While you out there in the street running around with your friends, my people in here getting hurt." "You better have a damn good reason for not being here when I needed you." "Pete took me to an audition." "You expect me to believe that an audition took six hours?" "He stopped in Spanish Harlem." "Puerto Ricans?" "Like that..." "Tato Lopez and Sal..." "I heard Salvador." "That's who Pete talked to." "Where were you?" "[sighs] I kicked it with Salvador's little brother, Domingo." "We watched Video Music Box." "What'd they talk about?" "They were in the back room." "They were gone for a while." "You done good." "[sighs] You done good." "Hey." "HD, Blu-ray, I got all the best angles of the incident." "I got everybody in here." "You know you want to see it." " People actually pay money for that?" " Yo." " Yo." "It's you!" "You one of them!" " No." "Come on, let's talk." "My man's got a RED, next time you do something, I could film you." "We could both get paid." "For real." "4K for four K, you know what I'm sayin'?" "Hey, hey." "I know you hear things." "Look, I hear and see everything." "The streets know what you've been up to." "Everyone's talking about it." "But I ain't no snitch." "Not everyone deserves discretion." "I'm not asking you to get involved." "I'm not even asking you to speak." "I just need to borrow your eyes." "All right." "Who you looking for?" "Domingo Colon." "[speaking Spanish] [groans]" "[Luke] Domingo Colon!" "I'm guessing that's you." " [man grunting] - [Luke grunting]" " [man groans] - [guns cocking]" "I guess you guys haven't heard about me, have you?" " Take him out." " [guns firing] [bullets ricocheting]" "I'm about sick of always having to buy new clothes." "[man screams]" "[Luke] Where are the guns?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "The ones you got back from Cottonmouth." "The ones my friends died over." "What, you think you can go after everyone?" "I kinda do." "I can pick you up... walk you over to the bridge... and throw your ass in the Hudson." "And here's the thing." "It's not the fall that kills you." "It's the impact against the water." "And when the water fills your lungs, right before you black out, you'll ask yourself..." ""Why didn't I just give Luke Cage what he wanted?"" "The guns are downstairs." "Muchas gracias." "You got this one in a double XL?" "You'll like this." "I already know what he looks like, Bailey." "But aside from your board... this is the only photo of him." "Anywhere." " Nothing else?" " Nope." "Why do you seem so excited by that?" "[chuckles] 'Cause he is too damn clean." "You know, he's so clean, it's..." "it's freaky." "In what way?" "He has, uh, no credit cards." "No email address." "But he has a social security number." "Yeah, but no bank account." "No Facebook." "No porn." "Why do you find no porn so disturbing?" "[scoffs]" "This guy, he doesn't exist." "He was created." "He's the figment of someone's imagination." "Who the hell is this guy?" "And... and who made him?" "Yeah." "Who you telling?" "But he's innocent." " I give you my word." " [woman on phone] That may be." "But all this tension is hurting the council" " and it's harming the party." " Yeah." "When will you make the announcement?" "Charlene will send a press release at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning." "I'm going to have to ask you to resign, effective immediately." "I hear you." "You realize that I will fight this with every ounce of my energy, right?" "Right?" "It's painful for all of us, but it's necessary." "We have no other choice." " Okay." " I'm sorry." "[glass shatters] [breathing heavily]" "[gasps]" "[sniffles]" " Tony." " [Tony on speakerphone] Yes, ma'am." " Bring the car around." " Right away." "[sniffles and exhales]" "[Stokes playing keyboard]" "On his deathbed... what did you promise Buggy?" "That you'd take care of me and..." "our business." "What the hell are you talking about, Mabel?" "I've always put this shit before anything else." "You were my woman before you was his." "But I let that go." "You always protect your family." "No matter what." "So you betrayed me?" "To some goddamn Puerto Ricans?" "This... [grunts]" "This shit... should have been mine." "And you know it." "[sighs]" "Now, Salvador and his brothers have agreed to let us come in on the ground floor." "We can own this whole goddamn city." "I already have everything I need." "Pigs get fat... but hogs... get slaughtered." "This was all about you." "You know what?" "You always stay ready with a plan, bitch." "[smacks lips] So what is it?" "[breath shuddering] [gun cocks]" "You don't have to do this, Cornell." "And all that talent you have?" "What are you doing?" "You're not built for this." "Why do you think I pay for all those lessons, man?" "You can be something better than all of us." "You deserve this for what you did to our family." "What you did to me!" "Hey, Little May, don't..." "What are you talking about?" "[stutters] You laughed with me." "It was... it was a game." "[chuckles nervously]" "Cornell." "I told you what to do." "Stand up straight." "And do it." " [gun cocks] - [Uncle Pete] Look at me." "[shouts] Look at me!" " Every time..." " [gun firing]" "You know the rule, baby." "Family first." "Always." "Yes, ma'am." "You could have called first." "Oh, now I need an invite." "Can't imagine the kind of pressure you're under." "Especially after that shit-show of an interview." "You need to drop this Luke Cage shit." "Shut it down." "Get your head back in the game." "Don't lecture me about the game." "I was born to this shit." "I finally got his bitch-ass in my pocket." "My party chairwoman called me tonight to tell me I had to step down from the council." "The fundraising for my complexes dried up since you got arrested." "My reputation is in the shithole!" "Maybe Madam Councilwoman need to step off her high horse and get her hands dirty." "We family, Cornell." " Mama Mabel taught us that..." " Mama Mabel, Mama Mabel!" "Go on with that shit." "All the things I could've did with my life... my music..." "But who does she send to that uppity-ass boarding school?" "You." "She put you in school and forced me to run the streets." "You idiot." "She sent me away to keep me away from Pete!" "You know damn well what that woman made me do." "I was 14 years old." "Uncle Pete betrayed us." "Uncle Pete was the only one who ever had my back." "Mama Mabel was always sheltering you, protecting you." "And for what?" "All that education, and you just as shady as me." "Me protected?" "All I did your whole life was protect you!" "Your junkie mama dropped you off at Mabel's and never looked back!" "Your daddy didn't want you!" "Who was there changing your diapers?" "Tending your needs?" "Dealing with your whining?" "I saw the way you used to flirt with Uncle Pete when I was little." "[laughs]" "Running around half-naked all the time." "You wanted it, Mariah." "You wanted it and you know it." "[Mariah screams] No!" "[screaming] No!" " I did not want it!" " [groaning]" "No!" "You shut up!" " No, I didn't want it!" " [breathing heavily]" "[grunting] [bones crunching]" "I didn't want it!" "[gasps]" "[Shades] Look at you." "You got the nerve... and you stepped up." "I didn't..." "I didn't want this." "[Shades sighs]" "[Mariah shudders]" "Deep down... [whispers] I think you did." "First time... is always the hardest." "Do you think... they have rubber gloves in the kitchen?" "Next to the dishwashing station." "[chuckles] That's a great idea." "Look what Luke Cage did to your cousin." "[Misty] Nice sweatshirt." "You box now?" "What I do is more like CrossFit." "Always full of surprises." "And I hate that." "I don't know shit about you." "Nobody does." "And that's the problem." "But out of all the people in the world, Scarfe went to you for protection." " Why?" " You'd have to ask him that." "How convenient for you that I can't." "Look, you texted me." "What do you want?" "You see that van parked over there?" "I bet if you looked inside, it's filled with all of those Justin Hammer guns from the heist." "You think being a vigilante makes this all right?" "Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused?" "Misty, I know what you're going through." "[scoffs]" "Finding out your partner was corrupt, losing him..." " It's messin' with your head..." " Do not talk to me [voice breaking] like you know what I'm going through." "I'm gonna take care of Cottonmouth." "You need to be ready to move on him when I do." "What's your big plan?" "Huh?" "You gonna take over Harlem?" " I don't want Harlem." " Then what do you want?" "To be left alone." "If that's what you truly want... then you will give me all the information you have right now." "On the record." "Tell me everything you have and end it." "Right here." "I'm not going to do that, Misty." " Then that makes you an accessory." " To what?" "After what happened this morning, you expect me to trust the system?" " The system is not your enemy." " Really?" "How's the system been treating you lately?" "I should kill Cottonmouth." "But I won't." "I want him to suffer." "He should know what it feels like when your life is over, while everyone else's life goes on as if you don't exist." "You sound like you're speaking from experience." "You should trust me, Misty." "Like Pop did." "If you gave me one good reason why..." "[scoffs]" "I would." "Anonymous tip?" "Every cop needs a good snitch." "You're not out of the doghouse." "Not by a long shot." " [sighs] - [phone ringing]" "Detective Knight." "What?" "Oh, shit!" "[Claire] Okay, so I'm just trying to picture it in my head." "Was it mustard yellow?" "Or canary yellow?" "[Luke chuckles] It was all I could grab." "I couldn't go running around Georgia looking like a runaway slave." "[Claire clicks tongue] [laughing] Oh, God." "What did your father say when he saw you?" "Nothing." "He doesn't know I'm alive." "He wouldn't want to see me anyway." "I'm his... shame." "The last thing my father wanted to do was to raise a black criminal." "He did everything in his power to give me the kind of life so that wouldn't happen." "And yet..." "I still went to jail." "That wasn't your fault." "He didn't see it that way." "I tried to explain." "I made calls." "I sent letters... and he returned every last one of them." "Then why let your father's last memory of you be as a criminal?" "A dead criminal." "I think he'd be very proud to know who you are now." "Anyway, thank you." "For what?" "I can't imagine there are that many people who know the saga of Luke Cage." "It means a lot that you trust me." "I didn't come to Harlem to be a hero, Claire." "I came because I needed time to figure shit out." "So did I." "You're right." "I can't keep running." "But I want you to know what you're getting into." "If Cottonmouth talks, or if anybody connects the dots that Luke Cage is Carl Lucas..." "I go back to Seagate." "You knew the risks and you did it anyway." "That's what makes you a hero." "Maybe I should get a mask after all." "[groaning] No." "Too much in Harlem happens in the shadows." "People fear what they can't see." "And that's what makes you different." "They see you." "It makes them trust you." "Hey, Carl." "One Judas for another." "I may have a lawyer friend who can help." "Oh, really?" "[gunshot]" "Luke?" " Luke?" " [groans]" " [gunshot]" " Luke?" "[Luke groans]" "[yelling] [funk music playing]"

"I'm Don Konkey." "I'm a functional schizophrenic photographer for Dirt Now Magazine." "This is my best friend and editor, Lucy Spiller." "In last week's episode, Julia got a visit from Holt." " Cold." " She got cold chicken wings..." " Sorry." "...and an apology." "Lucy also got a visit from Holt." "She got, well..." " Choke me." "...something a little more personal." "And in this episode, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah happens." "Enjoy." "Wish we had surveillance footage from your work parking garage." "We could sprint right through to the finish line." "You don't really think vandals knocked out that camera." "hoever did broke into two cars." "Could be a coincidence." "Or not." "We tried to trace the ip address from the im you got, but it came from an unregistered server." "Any hack could've sent it." "Well, he left this in my paper this morning." "What makes you think it's a he?" "I don't know any woman who has that kind of time on her hands." ""Open your eyes wide." "It's the only way to see what you can't look at."" "This is a haiku, five syllables followed by seven, then five again." " So I'm being stalked by a poet?" " And not a very good one." "Haiku are usually about the seasons, nature, that sort of thing." "You're my security guy." "What do we do?" "Nothing." " I don't need to worry about this?" " Didn't say that." "People's biggest mistake is engaging these assholes." "That'll be his foot in the door." "This is about control." "Absolute control equals true love." "If you engage him in any manner, then it's game on for him." "Your rejection isn't complete if he's still screwing with your life." "I've been to parades with fewer people than your list of possible suspects." "If it were smaller, I'd be unemployed." "Let me whittle this down to ten, we'll go from there." "Do you know anyone with any kind of mental illness?" "Paranoia, schizophrenia, erotomania?" "A lot of stalkers have very rigid personalities." " They're maladaptive." " No." "No one springs to mind." "Excuse me." " Hello." " Um, have you heard the news?" "Let's save some time and assume that I haven't." "Your story on Dana Pritchard and Joey Perez's wedding." "It's been called off." "That's bullshit!" "I've approved $700,000 for their exclusive rights." "We've got three covers tied up in this!" "Dana's publicist called." "They're sending out a press release." "I'm on my way in." "I want you to get Don Konkey and everyone else." "Tell them to be in the conference room in 20 minutes." "Also call Dana and Joey's publicists." "Now, Kenny." "If these assholes screw up my cover, you'll have a few more names to put on that list." "Hey, baby." "Hey." "It's Daddy." "What're you doing?" "You being a good girl?" "Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun." "Well I have to go now." "Daddy loves you past the sun." "I love you the most." "Say bye-bye." "Bye-bye." "Don't." "I don't want those." "Jimmy, they were here two days ago and she had a little of the ride over on her chin." "But I know that he's on a plane to Miami by himself." "Right, so there's an illness in her family and he goes on vacation." "OK, don't take this personally, but you're an idiot, which is not my objection." "My objection is that you would assume I would believe an idiot." "I want you to pull all the photos from the last 24 hours." "I want to know everywhere they've been." "Uh-huh." "OK, Jimmy?" "You better tell me the truth." "If I have to work to get it out, you ain't gonna like it." "All right, new story, "How it all Fell Apart."" "Well, I spoke with Dana's agent." "She's tap dancing like crazy." "Her sick relative was her aunt." "Then it was her grandmother." "They're dropping like flies in the Pritchard household, or they're flying by the seat of their pants." "Sounds like someone hit his fiancée again." "Spoke to Joey's people." "They've cornered the market on indignation." "So it's her?" "His agent says that all inquiries should be handled through Dana's people." "Let's do a little good cop/bad cop." "Terry and Willa, help Dana deal with her guilt." "You become buddies with the Perez camp." "See what you can get." "What job expenses a strip club?" "Why does it have to be a strip club?" "OK, we've got 24 hours." "You all know the drill." "Sorry." "It's just this..." "just this damn medication." "It's all right, babe." "It's just nice to be next to you again." "God, I wish you didn't have to go." "It'll just be an hour, tops." "I'll clean out my trailer, then I'll be back." "You smell so good." "Are you sure there's nothing I can help you with?" "You like that?" "I have something you can do." " Holt..." " Shh..." " Look..." " Did I say you could speak?" "No." "Is it still in your ass?" "Better be." "Meet me in the supply closet in 20 minutes." "Sammy Winter called again, said it was about a follow-up interview." "We've done enough stories on Sammy Winter and his futile attempt at rehab, his prostitutes, the trials and tribulations of being a child star." "So unless he's banging an Olsen twin or he has bought some ad space, I don't give a shit." "Johnny Gage is in your office." "Johnny Gage is in my office and you open with Sammy Winter?" "Way to bury a lead." " What are you doing, Gage?" " Just checking out the power seat." "And what do you want?" "Got a scoop on something I thought might interest you." "Joey Perez didn't call off the wedding." "Dana did." "No shit." "We're all over that." "What if I told you that Dana broke it off because she's switching to an all-carpet diet." " I'd tell you to get to the point." " OK." "First a little quid pro quota." " Where's the love?" " Come again?" "Johnny Gage has disappeared from the pages of Dirt Now." "What's with that?" "I guess we ran out of ways to tell about you screwing strippers." " I want a cover." " And I want a private jet." "Dirt Now is not going to blow you over some half-assed speculation." "Trust me." "This is full-assed." "She was supposed to meet him for lunch yesterday." "Totally blew him off." "Called him from the chick's cell phone." " Hope Duggan?" " Yep." "Dude's major messed up over this." "She's not even that good-looking." "I, uh, did her once in the parking lot of Whole Foods." "Shit." "We had it right the whole time." "Dana said she thought about it and would rather lose her career than Hope." "I was so ahead of the curve on this one." "I was at their house, and their TiVo was all, like, Ellen shows." "I gotta take this." "Give your story to Terry." "What about my cover?" "I'll work on it." "Shut the door." "Hold on one second." "Who's Terry?" "Hello." "Hey." "Movie's wrapped." "Oh, great." "Just in time for Julia's homecoming." " How is she?" " She's OK, I guess." " What is it you want, Holt?" " I don't know." " Well, call me when you do." " No, no, wait, Lucy!" " Look, I need to see you." " Why?" "Does it have to be like this?" "I need to hear it." "All you need to do is ask, Holt." "Look, I can't stop thinking about you." "You know, it's like you're in my head all the time." "You know I need to be... with you." "You mean inside of me?" "Yeah." "I can't." "I have a lot of work to do." "Call me later." "Hi." "What's with the ugly luggage?" "It's little Tristan." "He's having trouble peeing." "He's got a vet's appointment in an hour." " Are you feeding him wet or dry?" " Mainly dry." " What's the ash content?" " What are you talking about?" "I took veterinary medicine before switching to journalism." "High contents of ash can usually cause feline urologic syndrome." "It's basically the blockage of the urinary tract." "It's very common in male cats." "How's the stool?" "I've got some in the car." "Take a look?" "Yeah, it'd be a pleasure." "That's great." "That's money well spent." "Hey, Don, I need you to cover Hope Duggan's hangouts." " Again?" " Again." "Move!" "Move!" "Back off!" "Stay down!" "Get back!" " There's a man with a gun!" " Down!" "Get back." "Hey, Lucy." " Yah!" " Get down, you stupid-looking bastard!" "Back off!" "Back off!" " Get down!" "Down!" "Down!" "Get down!" "Back off, buddy!" "That's right." "Get down!" "Look away!" "Everybody back off." "Hi, Lucy." "In the future, when Sammy Winter calls, it's best you take it." "Listen up!" "Everybody!" "I want all your cell phones, Blackberries, whatever you got, communication device in this basket now!" "Come on!" "Give it to me!" "Put it in here!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Come on." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Good boy." "Come on!" "Give it to me." "Come on, give it up!" "Hurry up!" "Give it to me." "Very good." "OK." "Give it to me." "You, both." "No one moves." "Good job." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Very good." "OK." "All the exits have been padlocked." "So everybody just get comfy." "Get comfy." "Everybody does exactly as they're told, no one will get hurt, got that?" "No one gets hurt." "If anybody wants to get cute," "I've got enough explosives here to blow us all into pizza toppings." " Are we clear?" "!" " Yes." "Everybody's clear, right?" "OK." "All the exits are padlocked." "The only way out is through the bullpen." " Did he shoot anybody?" " I don't think so." " That was to get their attention." " What is your plan?" "My plan is for us to be as quiet as church mice until this is over." "Hiding while others may die is not a plan." "Neither is rushing a gunman from 40 feet away with your cleaning lady." " You OK?" " Maybe you can create a diversion." "Or maybe we can sit here like I just said and let this thing play out." "American men, you have no balls." "Hey." " Hey, buddy, buddy." " I'm OK." "Buddy." "I know you're pissed, buddy." "But I will blow your brains out." "I'm OK." "Don, goddamn it, look at me!" " Go ahead, Don." "Come on." " I'm OK." " Do you understand?" " Go ahead, Don." " Do you understand?" " Give me that ice." " Sweetheart, give me your blouse." " What?" "I need it to wrap the ice." "Come on!" " You can have my shirt." " Thanks, buddy." "That much cologne that close to her face will cause brain damage." "Give it to me, princess." "Give it to me!" "Come on!" "Here you go." "OK." "Put this on here." "I'm sorry." "OK?" "I had to let everyone know that I mean business." "OK?" "Take out the ram, the sheep fall into place." "All right?" "Seriously, though, would it have killed you to call me back?" "Who are you?" "!" "Look at this guy." "Look at this guy." "Who is this guy?" "Don't you hate that?" "He's gonna pretend that he doesn't know who I am." "Because God forbid you should give me the satisfaction of your acknowledgment." "His name is Sammy Winter." "He's a former child star from Buster Rules." "That's right." "'81 through '89, Buster Rules." "Two-time People's Choice winner?" "Ring a bell, buddy?" "Remember?" "Jesus Christ, this guy's a..." "Sammy, what is it that you want?" "I want you to keep your promise." "That's what I want." "I want you to keep your promise." " Meaning?" " Meaning?" "1 989." "Buster Rules about to wrap a nine-year run as a perennial top-20 show, that's right." "I pick a young go-getter named Lucy Spiller, yeah, at TV Guide," "I pick her over all the others to do my exclusive." "Ring a bell, Lucy?" "Of course it does." "I was gonna do a cover." "And you said you owed me." "Those were your words, Lucy." "Your words." "You owe me." "Well, I'm here to collect." "Company." "Beautiful." " Company." "Come on, sweetie." " Don, please, please!" " Please, Don." " It's OK." "Back up." "It's going to be OK." "Thank you for the shirt." "Do you really think everything's going to be all right?" "Absolutely." "Let's go." "Come on." "Keep coming." "We don't have time!" "We're going to have to find a way to make enough time." "I mean, who's your cover this month?" "Who is it?" "Oh!" "Joey Perez and Dana Pritchard?" "That's crap, man!" "I've shat things more interesting than those two." "Do a story on me dedicated to Sammy Winter." "OK?" "What I'm really like, how I'm the most misunderstood person in Hollywood." "We can touch on my alcoholism, the infidelities." "We'll do the whole story behind the story." "The whole thing, a beautiful cover." " Excuse me." "Johnny Gage!" "No way!" "Dude!" "Dude." "Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Gage in the house!" "Dude!" "Good to see you, dude." "You look great." "Great." " Thank you." "Thanks, man." " Got a movie going, right, big movie?" "This guy was on my show, my radio show, you remember that?" "Sure." "Great show." "How's it going?" "I got fired yesterday." "Do you believe that shit?" "And they kept on that talentless bitch, man." "She was about as entertaining as a pledge drive." "I'm so sorry, man." "I'm working on this new movie, and I got a meeting." "I was wondering if I could, you know, go, and..." "Dude, you're Johnny Gage." "Thank you." "Thanks, man." "They'll reschedule." "Sit down." "Come on, let's start..." "Sammy, let him go, let half of these people go." " What are they gonna do, call the cops?" " No." "Everybody stays." "Look, no disrespect, man, but she's right." "What've any of us ever done to you?" "You stopped caring." "Why do you carry on with this one?" "He has no character." " We're just co-workers." " Shh, shh, shh." "What, you were in a meeting when I walked in?" "Please." "Who do you think cleans up after you at night, the condom fairy?" " What's your name?" " Maria." "How original." "Maria, shut the hell up." "Is it hard to hear that you're a coward?" "Sitting there with your knees in your chest like a fetus." " Why do you give it away to this?" " Could you just shut up?" "I can tell a lot about a man from his office." "Your friend has no photos." "No girlfriend, wife, no smiling children watching him from inside the frame while he does his work." "Just things, nothing that tells us why he's here." "Willa, what's the matter?" " I can't breathe!" " Shh!" "Willa." "She's claustrophobia." "Breathe." "What?" "I really liked that piece you did on sneaker freaks." "Thanks." "I'm a total sneaker freak." "I waited in line 36 hours for these limited edition SB Dunks." "I'm a Converse gal." "SBs are cool, though." " Afghanistan to California..." " "Who are your biggest influences?" "What was your favorite episode of Buster Rules?"" "No one's going to want to read this." "The situation at Dirt Now is in its third hour..." "We just got picked up national." "This is my white Bronco." "In addition to having several firearms," "Winter is believed to have a bomb strapped to his body, making the negotiators' strategy that much more difficult." "Thanks." "We have more information on what is being referred to as the Sammy Winter saga." "The controversial editor of the tabloid Dirt Now, Lucy Spiller, is confirmed as one of the hostages inside the building." "Sammy Winter, 38, started in television at the age of 6..." "Six years old." "Shh, shh shh!" "Quiet, quiet, quiet, listen." "He parlayed that into several '70s Movies of the Week." "How does it feel to be part of television history, huh, people?" "This is great!" "..." "Confessions of a Thalidomide Baby." " I love that movie." " I was great." "Very good." " I've got a deal for you." "I'm all ears." "What do you got?" "Let's scrap the bullshit questions." "You let me tell the first-person story from inside the crisis, and I will give you the mother of all covers." " OK." "But what's the Sammy angle?" " A one-on-one with me." ""Everything you wanted to know about Sammy Winter but were afraid to ask."" "Good." "Good stuff." "One-on-one with Sammy Winter." "Eight pages, full spreads and a second sidebar reporting from inside the siege." "Let me do my job the way I know how, and I will make you a star." "Sweetheart, I am a star." "You just need to remind people." "OK?" "Come on!" "We've got a magazine to put out." "Come on!" "Do your magazine thing, whatever you guys do." "Let's do it!" "Good stuff." "Very good, Lucy." " What do you like about me?" " You're shitting me, right?" " No, I want to know." "What do you like?" " Jeez, Willa, I don't know." "You are warm and have no standards." "Your ass is so out the door when this is over." "Am I wrong?" "A pale girl with your eyes shut and legs open." "You are candy." "Nothing more." "Your assumption is arrogant, and your face is starting to piss me off." "Besides, I'm the one in control." "He's the one with the three-inch butt plug in his ass." "He dared me to take it to the next level, right, honey?" "Oh, my God..." "Everything but the cover story has to be locked and out of the building by 9:00." "I want a splashy cover." "I want you to go to the photo shop." "Pull pictures of Sammy from different points in his career." " That's a good idea." " All right, where is McPherson?" " I think she got out." " Lucky her." "All right, Naomi, let's hold off the "Anorexia in Hollywood" piece." "And ask makeup if there are any filler ads that we can drop." " Don?" " Hurry up." " I want you staying with me." " I'm going to need to develop the film." "What do you mean, develop?" "Can't you use digital or something?" "No." "Only film." " He's not right, is he?" " He's the best there is." "He's going to need access to the photo lab, which is on the second floor." "OK." "You know, Don, I trust you." "You only look stupid." "I bet you there's a whole lot of shit going on up there in the attic." "Yeah?" "Oh, I'm on TV." "I'm going to need a tape recorder." "And someone get me some food." "Lucy." "Lucy, I need to leave." "I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a guy with a gun who's calling the shots." "Talk to him." "I gotta go." "I feel sick." "Gage." "Gage." " What's up, dude?" " I need to go." "You know what movie you're great in?" "The Deal." "You remember that one?" "You're the hostage negotiator, you play by your own rules." "That movie rocked, dude." "Critics panned it." "It grossed over $200 million worldwide." "The critics, what do they know?" "Sit down." "Sit down." "Sit down." "I wanna ask you something." "Sit down." "Listen..." "I may need help with the end of this one, you know what I mean?" "It'd be great to have you on as a consultant." "Winter is said to have enough dynamite strapped to his body to level the entire building." "That is a direct quote from Winter himself." "And though there is no proof validating that claim..." "God, this is awful." "Y eah." "They've shut Wilshire down all the way to San Vincente." " Is that for tonight?" " Yeah." "I'm a little nervous." "Yeah, screw it." "Let's just stay here." "Come on, it's your wrap party." "We have to go." "I just..." " Never mind." " What?" "For Channel 15 News, I'm Ray Gerrera..." "Just say it." "The tape..." "The tape of me and..." "It's out there, and I don't know who's seen it or who has it." "No one's seen it." "Listen, I promise you." "How do you know that?" "I don't even understand how you saw it." "And you won't talk to me about who..." "Just... just trust me." "But how..." "how come I have to trust you?" "Why can't you just tell me?" "Who are you trying to protect, Holt?" "Because it sure doesn't feel like me." "Listen to me." "You know I'll always take care of you." "Come on, you know that, babe." "Why don't you slip into that little dress and you and me are gonna have a good time." "Spiller, known throughout Hollywood as one of the most powerful people in the art..." "I had a head cold when we filmed that." "So I spent the whole day in looping trying to get my dialogue intelligible, you know?" "And I went home, and my mom was like "Dad's gone."" "He cleaned us out." "Just took off." "Like..." "like he checked out of a hotel." " Did you ever see him again?" " Nope." "Uncle got a letter from him a couple of years ago, but..." "Do you have any idea what it's like to lose the compass in your life, to have them just split like that?" "Nothing left to exonerate you, just split... you know?" "Leaving you to fill in the blanks." "You know, I can forgive the guy for taking off, taking every last penny." "It's just the cruelty that I'm having trouble coming to terms with." "He must've really just hated us." "It's not his hate." "It's his indifference." "Indifference is worse." "And now, with live breaking news, we go back to the scene." "There has been little contact with Sammy since the early moments of the siege." "Negotiators say this one may drag on for at least a day or two." "Since the cancellation of Sammy Winter's..." "That perm was a big, big mistake." " Hmm." "Nice perm." " T ell me about it." "God." "I don't know, I love her, but I'm not in love with her, you know?" "Yeah, totally." "It's like you can't live your life for someone else, you know?" "I'm always gonna be there for the kid, and stuff and..." "God, I feel like such a loser saying that." "You are not a loser." " Look at me." " I am looking." "And I see a sexy, sweet, nice guy that anybody would be lucky to have." " I don't have a shot yet." " This one's pretty good." "That's not it." "I'll get it, though." "I know you will." "You feel bad for him, don't you?" "I'm just concerned about getting us out of here safely." "When I was growing up, we used to have this poodle called Frenchie." "Frenchie?" "Whenever my dad would come home, he'd walk past me and mom and go play with the dog like we weren't even there." "He tried his best." "He was the one that got me into wearing hats." "He wore hats all the time." "When he'd come home drunk, he'd say the best way to sober up is put on your hat." "It reminded him of when he used to be somebody." "I bought him this hat, but he never wore it." "I love hats." "You thinking about your dad?" "I was at a friend's house before I came home and found him." "I'd had a cigarette." "My first and only one." "I remember being so scared that my dad was going to smell it on me, that I walked home, and I was just trying to get the smoke out of my hair." "And when I saw him hanging there, I actually thought for one second that God was punishing me for smoking." "I think sometimes life is too small for dads." "In front ofDirt Now Magazine, I'm Ray Gerrera." "Back to you, Chet." "Pretty messed up, huh?" "It really sucks." "They were going to do a story about my work rescuing dogs." " Do you think they'll still do it?" " What?" "My rescue work with dogs." "Do you think they'll do the story?" "You know, provided they don't all get shot?" "It's just something that I'm really passionate about, you know?" "No idea." "You know, you got hard during one of our love scenes." "What are you talking about?" "No, I didn't." "The one where I was riding you." "I could feel it." "I pushed a little harder so it'd feel good for you." "Well, and me." "Man." "Dude." "Dude!" "A cat?" "You take pictures of a cat when you've got me right here?" "I'm waiting for the right moment." "Oh." "I got dogs, four of them." "I'm a dog man, myself." "What's its name?" "Tristan." "Dude, you gotta get a dog." "Cats are for, you know, those kinda guys." "I like cats." "Cats are quiet and loving and they they know when to give you your space." "I say it's dogs all the way." "That's because you're a narcissist." "You can't live without excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation." "Dogs will give you that." "Their love is how you'd like to perceive yourself as seen by others." "Oh, really?" "Most likely a result of your bitter disappointment and radical disillusionment with significant others during childhood." " Anything else, Freud?" " Four dogs is a lot." "Bang." "Thank you." "There's definite interest from USA Network to do a put pilot." "They're flattered you would consider it, since you just worked with Johnny Shit-For-Brains..." " Cheryl, do you love your husband?" " Pardon?" "Your husband, do you still love him?" "Yeah." "Of course." "Are you OK?" "My father has diabetes." "Years ago he told my mother he couldn't screw her anymore because of complications with the disease, and for years she took what she could get from him in that department." "Last year he dumped her for his mistress of 1 5 years." "Julia, honey, is there something I should know?" "My mother said that it just came out of left field when he told her, but I knew." " You know how?" " No." "His cards, they were always humorous." "His birthday, anniversary, holiday." "He could pull it off in the moment, but something tangible, something that my mother could hold in her hands as proof." "I'm going to take a cab." " Wait, Julia..." " I'm fine, all right?" "Just tell Holt I don't feel well." "I'll see him at home." "OK." "Shit." " Hey, Terry." " Lucy needs..." "I have to go." "Hey, can I get something to drink?" "...with little new to report." "Television and radio personality Sammy Winters believed" " to be holding the staff of Dirt..." " Kenny." " Can you go get me a drink?" " Can you give me one second?" " What'd you say?" " Oh, we're just finishing up." "Drinks are in the fridge right over there." "Oh, OK, no problem." "I'll go get the drink." "That's a really good one, use that one." "Oh, uh, Kenny?" "Wow." "Oh, my God, Kenny!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Oh, my God, he killed Kenny!" "OK." "You like that?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "You're the negotiator, what do you think happens when a gun goes off in a hostage situation?" "!" "Somebody dies!" "OK?" "We are losing the focus here." "The focus is me!" "Me!" "OK?" "I want respect!" "And I want it now!" "I got enough explosives wrapped to my waist to flatten the whole city block!" "So back off!" "You back off!" "Sammy." "What is it that you want?" "What I want is for these people to listen to me!" "Don't act like I don't exist!" "You go on with your lives!" "I'm here." "Goddamn it!" "I'm still here!" "What are you doing?" "I'm mixing chemicals to throw them in his face." " That is insane." " Maybe she's right." "No, you're both hopped up on Spic and Span." "Trust me on this one." "There's nothing we can do." "You have been a coward too long." "You have outlived your relevance." "You want to get your head blown off, that's fine by me." "Some of us might like to live to see their next birthday." " Why?" "What will happen then?" " I said sit, old woman." "You are not the captain of this ship." "You've proved that." "Willa!" "Wait." "All right, that's enough!" "Goddamn it!" "No one pistol-whips Johnny Gage." "Really, Johnny?" "Because I just did, bitch." " Shoot him!" " You'd better freeze, man!" "Come on, shoot me!" " Shoot him, goddamn it!" " Shoot me, come on." "Come on!" "Shoot me!" "Shoot me, pussy." "You pussy!" "Do it!" "I will, I swear." "I swear..." "Shoot me!" "Shoot me!" "Shoot me!" "Do it." "Do it, you pussy." "You screwed me, Lucy." "You screwed me." "You were never going to run the story!" "Never." "Never." "Never!" " I don't know why I trusted you." " Wait!" "You kill her, and your story dies." "I got no other motivation to stop you other than that." "No one will give your story justice like Lucy Spiller." "Come on, you've come this far." "Sammy, hey." "Come on, Sammy." "Let me do it." "Let me do it." "Come on, Sammy." "Let me do it." "Let her put you on the cover." "You can trust me." "Come on, Sammy." "Let me take care of you." " Come on." " OK." "OK." "Come on." "You do it." "Come on." "Back to work." "Back to work." "We're gonna do the magazine!" "Let's do it." "Let's get back to work." "Back to work!" "We heard shots fired." "Was anyone injured?" " We have confirmed one casualty." " Do you know the identity?" "Yes, a male employee has been fatally shot." "We're awaiting notification of his relatives before we release his name." "Normally, in a situation like this, we would advance on the building, but he has explosives..." "It's moving into day three of the standoff, and we 're waiting to see if Sammy will turn himself in..." "Oh, it's beautiful." "Beautiful." "It's better than I dreamed." " We did it." " No." "You did it." "No." "This is us." "Us." "We shouldn't have to work that hard for love." "Boom." " We love you, Sammy!" " I love you!" "Would you please leave us alone?" " Lucy, tell us what it was like." " This is not the time!" "Holt, come to bed." "Be right there."

"I'm glad I could be a good person for you." "You've won your bet." "But this is where my gamble begins!" "We've identified the person likely to be the female-form Titan." "Her name is..." "Annie!" "They're late." "Erwin and his damn folk are making me wait." "Our Military Police escorts are gonna arrive first." "Maybe he's constipated again." "Captain." "Cut me some slack." "Talkativeness is in my personality." "I'm sorry." "It was all my fault." "If only I'd made the right decision..." "I told you." "No one could have foreseen the outcome." "Sorry for being late." "Not at all." "You guys..." "Excuse me..." "We've identified the person likely to be the female-form Titan." "This time we will catch her." "The operation will begin the day after tomorrow." "where we'll be passing en route to the royal court." "This is our one and only chance." "you'll inevitably fall into the hands of the authorities." "Then it'll be even harder to pursue those who scheme to destroy the Walls." "Mankind's annihilation will become even more imminent." "We must bet everything we have on this operation." "The plan is at follows: you'll act as bait to lure the target to this tunnel. she won't have the space to utilize her power." "Eren." "sir." "Are we certain our target is in Stohess?" "Yes." "She's in the Police." "The Police?" "Armin figured it all out." "She's also suspected of killing those two captive Titans." "She might be your former fellow cadet from the 104th." "Hold on now!" "The 104th?" "!" "The name of the woman suspected to be the female-form is..." "Wait..." "Annie Leonhardt." "Shit!" "Damn!" "The way she was acting..." "She must've seen through me right away!" "She knew we were gonna ambush her underground!" "There must've been some other way!" "You'll have time to think about that later." "What should we do now?" "we need to rendezvous with Team 3 on the surface fight Annie... the female-form Titan." "you'll have to transform and assist with her capture." "That okay?" "Yeah." "Hey!" "It's Team 3!" "Did your capture attempt fail?" "It did!" "Move on to the next sta—" "She kicked it in?" "!" "We have to help them!" "Eren!" "Back!" "Mikasa!" "That bitch wouldn't mind killing Eren?" "She risked it..." "She smashed open the tunnel hoping she wouldn't kill you." "but that just makes her even scarier!" "Annie will be trying as hard as she can to catch you!" "What should we do?" "She cut off our escape. she'd ambush us the instant we surfaced. if we stay here it's just a matter of time until we're crushed." "I'll handle this!" "Like that time with the cannonball!" "Come here!" "Let's do this!" "Stay close to me!" "Not again!" "Why now?" "!" "Why now?" "!" "It hurts!" "concrete reason?" "Clear your mind!" "Focus on it again!" "I'm trying!" "Aren't you really just hesitating to fight Annie?" "Eren?" "Don't tell me that you still refuse to accept that she's the female-form?" "What just happened right before your eyes?" "That bitch killed your comrades!" "You still refuse to accept that?" "Shut up!" "You're not helping!" "Annie's the female-form Titan?" "Armin?" "She knew your face from the beginning. which nobody outside the 104th would understand." "the two experimental subjects." "But why?" "One would need quite the skill to kill those two." "since they'd be accustomed to it." "So that's why we had a gear check?" "But Annie wasn't caught." "Because she brought Marco's to the check." "That's how she passed." "What?" "What does Marco have to do with this?" "I don't know." "Are you sure you're not mistaken?" "I'm pretty certain." "kid." "Do you have any other evidence?" "I don't." "the female-form resembles Annie." "What?" "What are you even saying?" "!" "Is that all you— but we'll still do it." "No proof?" "What?" "Then why?" "What if it isn't Annie?" "then she'll be cleared of suspicion." "we'll have put her through a terrible ordeal." "you'll be sacrificed to Central's whims." "It's just not right to doubt Annie.." "has anything come to mind?" "You fought the female-form in hand-to-hand combat." "Did she use any of Annie's typical moves?" "You know it too." "Annie is the female-form Titan." "So why aren't you fighting?" "Are other feelings holding you back?" "What?" "!" "I've got a plan!" "Mikasa and I will exit that hole and the entrance at the same time." "Annie will have to follow one of us." "That should buy you time to run the other way!" "Wait!" "That means one of you is going to die!" "it'll be all three of us!" "Mikasa!" "On my mark!" "Okay!" "I'll go that way!" "Mikasa!" "Armin!" "How?" "How can you fight?" "!" "How?" "!" "We've got no choice." "It's a cruel world out there." "Eren!" "Annie!" "I'm not letting you have Eren!" "Eren!" "Eren!" "I'm going for you!" "Eren!" "Wake up!" "Don't let the female-form get away!" "We can't let her out of here!" "What's going on?" "!" "Backup team!" "Leave this to us!" "Go check it out!" "sir!" "This is weird." "That explosion and—" "Nile!" "Dispatch all of your soldiers." "It's probably a Titan." "What are you saying?" "This is Wall Sina!" "There can't possibly be Titans in here!" "Jaeger!" "I've tired of playing dress-up!" "asshole!" "I'll go as well." "Get your gear from Team 4." "sir." "but don't forget how to stay alive." "sir." "what— here!" "Thank you." "Erwin— mobilize!" "We must assist with the capture of the female-form!" "stop!" "What you're doing is a clear rebellion against the King!" "No." "Is your head as hollow as that gun barrel?" "by the looks of it." "Erwin!" "A Titan!" "There's a Titan!" "How did it get here?" "!" "Dude..." "That's a Titan." "But how?" "Outta my way!" "dammit!" "I wanted to be one of them." "What about now?" "Shit!" "Don't even try taking it down!" "It'll be enough if we can just hold it back!" "It's hopeless!" "It can see right through the movements of the 3D Maneuver Gear!" "You won't get rid of me so easily!" "Eren!" "Answer me!" "Eren!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Jean!" "Eren's under here!" "What?" "!" "Wasn't he supposed to transform into a Titan?" "He couldn't!" "Probably because the female-form was actually Annie." "What?" "!" "We have to get him out!" "Jean!" "He couldn't?" "!" "Eren?" "!" "I told you we'd all be counting on you!" "Is this our payback for placing mankind's future and our very survival in your hands?" "!" "Marco..." "Marco..." "Eren?" "Shit!" "We've gotta bitchslap that skank first!" "remember what you told Jean before?" "You can't change anything unless you can discard part of yourself too." "you must be willing to abandon your humanity." "I bet." "though." "wins!" "Annie! next time you won't have time to place your bet!" "this way!" "Roger!" "Coming..." "She's coming... your eyes are glowing maniacally." "but you're just insane." "Commander Erwin is quite the guy." "Now then... will you?" "You can't summon other Titans to eat you either this time." "But don't worry..." "I'm going to devour you instead." "I'll make sure to digest every bit of intel I get from you." "She broke free?" "!" "There weren't enough traps?" "!" "Don't let her escape!" "You can't change anything unless you can discard part of yourself too." "I know." "My friends are out there." "I can't fail them now." "Remember..." "I'll annihilate her." "No..." "I'll kill her!" "I don't have time to worry if it's right or wrong." "You can't hope for a horror story with a happy ending!" "Yeah!" "Mikasa!" "It's a cruel world out there." "What is it this time?" "!" "Eren!" "Eren?" "I'll exterminate them all." "Every single fucking one. now urges him on once again..." "Onward to destroy this entire world." "345)}Mercy 473)}Raid on Stohess District (pt 2)" "345)}Wall 473)}Raid on Stohess District (pt 3)" "604.857)}A few days earlier" "36)}Currently Disclosable Information so living there requires special citizenship." "36)}Currently Disclosable Information 375.286)}Wall Sina (pt 2) Such citizenship can be earned by excelling in the Garrison or the Recon Corps." "This is considered the only way for the poor to live in safety." "my friend!" "200)\blur1}This is a victory for us!" "200)\blur1}Our fame starts here!" "my friend!" "200)\blur1}Let us celebrate this victory for the next battle!" "200)\blur1}"I died for naught" — I won't let it end like that for you 500)\blur1}until I am the last one standing" "200)\blur1}The enemy is cruel..." "We will kill— 200)\blur1}The enemy is colossal..." "We will jump— 200)\blur1}In our hands we hold blades of glory 200)\blur1}and sing in the name of victory" "200)\blur1}We bear the wings of freedom on our backs 200)\blur1}we slash apart the circle of idiocy" "200)\blur1}and soar through the sky 200)\blur1}with our wings of freedom" "200)}O mein Freund!" "hier ist ein Sieg 200)}Dies ist der erste Gloria" "200)}O mein Freund!" "200)}Feiern wir diesen Sieg für den nächsten Kampf" "200)}{\fsp-5}「無意味な死であった」と...言わせない 500)}{\fsp-5}最後のひとりになるまで... 200)}Der Feind ist grausam..." "Wir bringen... 200)}Der Feind ist riesig..." "Wir springen... 200)}{\fsp-5}両手には {\fe1\fnCloister Black\fs50\fsp0\b0\cH00CEFF\3cH000000\blur2}Gloria 200)}{\fsp-5}唄うのは {\fe1\fnCloister Black\fs50\fsp0\b0\cH00CEFF\3cH000000\blur2}Sieg" "200)}{\fsp-5}背中には {\fe1\fnCloister Black\fs50\fsp0\b0\cH00CEFF\3cH000000\blur2}Flügel der Freiheit" "200)}{\fsp-5}握り締めた決意を左胸に 200)}{\fsp-5}斬り裂くのは {\fe1\fnCloister Black\fs50\fsp0\b0\cH00CEFF\3cH000000\blur2}Ringe der Torheit" "200)}{\fsp-5}蒼穹を舞う 200)}Flügel der Freiheit" "tatoeba ore ga oreja naitoshite omae wa omaedato iikirerunoka suna no utsuwa wo kowashite koboreta kokoro wo hirotte atsumerareruka dareka no yobu koe ga miminari ni kawatta toki ga tomatta mitaida saa me wo samase fukai yami wo ore wa arukidashita" "hayate mitai ni nigedashita ikita shikabane mitaidatta oretachi wa kabe no soto e mata aouze chizu ni nai bashode Can you say with certainty that you are you?" "Will you be able to pick up after yourself" "Once your sand-like shell breaks and your heart crumbles?" "I could hear someone calling" "But now my ears are just ringing" "It's as if time has frozen wake up" "I began to walk through a deep dark abyss" "I escaped for my life" "I felt like a living corpse" "We break out of our walls" "To reunite in worlds we've yet to map"

"##" "NARRATOR:" "They called him Machete." "MACHETE:" "$70 a day for yard work." "100 for roofing." "Get in." "125 for septic." "Sewage." "Have you ever killed anyone before?" "MAN:" "As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate for the good of both our people." "Our new senator must die." "And for that I will pay you $150,000... cash." "NARRATOR:" "He was given an offer he couldn't refuse." "MACHETE:" "I cost the most... because I'm the best there is." "Aah!" "NARRATOR:" "Set up, double-crossed, and left for dead." "MACHETE:" "I took a vow of peace." "And now you want me to help you kill all these men?" "Yes, bro." "I mean, Padre." "I'll see what I can do." "(tires screech)" "NARRATOR:" "He knows the score." "Where are my wife and daughter?" "!" "NARRATOR:" "He gets the women." "# He's back #" "# Machete #" "And he kills the bad guys." "No!" "Oh, shit." "You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale?" "!" "NARRATOR:" "But they soon realized..." "He's coming after us." "NARRATOR:" "...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican." " Uhh!" " NARRATOR:" "Action." "Suspense." "(shouting)" "Aaaah!" "NARRATOR:" "Emotion." "Please, Father, have mercy." "God has mercy." "I don't." "NARRATOR:" "If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you." "Machete." "Rated "X"." "Brought to you from your friends at The Weinstein Company." "(kitten meows)" "##" "(animal snarls)" "##" "(distant light applause)" "Real pretty tonight, Holly." "God damn it, girls." "If you're gonna do that shit, do it onstage!" "Smokin' hot." "Whew!" "Cherry, darlin', I told you too many fuckin' times-- you can't be up there cryin' and all that shit." "You know what a go-go dance is?" "Useless talent number 12?" "No, it's a happy dance." "You get up there and you dance happy." "It's go-go, not cry-cry." "I'm quitting." "You say that at least one night a week." "I mean it this time." "I need a dramatic change in my life." "I've always said you're funny." "Like that Chris Rock..." "only prettier." "But if you don't stop all that cryin' and shit," "I'm gonna have to fire your fuckin' ass, and I don't want to fire your ass because I like lookin' at your ass." ""Any girl leaving early" ""must check out with their finger and have a bye-bye slip."" "Here's my finger." "And here's my bye-bye slip." "MAN:" "We're gonna need some cash." "(growling)" "Dick." "Fuck!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Ass bag!" "(horn honks)" "Aah!" "(grunting)" "All right, boys." "Come on." "All right, all right." "Come on." "You guys know the drill, huh?" "Wait here, Lieutenant." "I'll handle this." "Hey, Abby." "I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romey." "Would you like to tell me what happened?" "Well, they-- they escaped." "Uh..." "All three?" "Yeah, I" "I don't know, uh" "I don't know how they did it." "Just, they got out" "I'm sorry, Romey, but I just don't trust you anymore." "And you know the rules." "Hold on." "I'm out." "I swear, Abby, I'm" " I'm" "You're not gonna see me anymore, okay?" "ABBY:" "Not so fast." "I also want your balls." "I'm really quite attached to them." "ABBY:" "Oh, sweetheart." "I was really attached to my specimens." "Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what." "I can't do it, Abby." "Please." "Please, Abby." "Hey." "Hey!" "What are you guys" "Let me go, you motherfuckers!" "Son of a bitch!" "Abby!" "Listen!" "You don't need Abby!" "There's more!" "There's more!" "I can get you all you want!" "Abby!" "Fuck!" "Motherfucking pussies!" "Let me go, you son of a bitch!" "I can get you more!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aaaaah!" "(blade slices)" "(squish)" "Pick this up, please." "(electronic screeching)" "(beeping)" "(screeching stops)" "Where's the shit?" "The shit's right there." "The deal is still good." "No, it's not." "You held out on me." "Now I want all of it." "(tires screech)" "Uhh!" "(screams)" "(grunting)" "Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby." "You certainly have." "MULDOON:" "So..." "I'll ask you one more time." "Where's... the... shit?" "Everywhere." "(all screaming)" "Oh, balls." "(tires screeching)" "Get that thing away from my pumps!" "It's just overheating." "I need to get to town." "It's just a stripped radiator cap." "Water leaks when it heats up." "No pressure." "You okay?" "I'm just cherry." "Go on and have a seat anywhere." "I'll be right in." "Here, take this with you." "That's your good spring water." "Ain't nothin' good about it." "I bottled it myself." "I get it right there out of the dam." "Thanks..." "J.T." "We're serving inside tonight." "The best barbecue in Texas around the clock." "I gotta go." "Savin' lives, are you?" "Now, how did you know that?" "(starts engine)" "Now, that's a rump roast." "Mmm." "(buzz)" "(groaning)" "Open the shades." "Get some light in here." "Nice night." "Coffee." "Oh, shit." "I couldn't get off work this week." "But you only have to stay till 10:00." "(whispering) A friend of mine will be here before 10:00 to pick up Tony." "TONY:" "I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge." "What did I tell you?" "No playing with toys at the table." " Didn't I tell you that?" " Yeah." "There's a packed suitcase under his bed." "Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up." "I'll leave him watching TV." "But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes." "Thank you." "Hey, what happened to your tooth?" "Fell out." "Wow." "Think you can say a prayer for your old man?" "No dead bodies for Da-da tonight." "No dead bodies for Da-da tonight." "Amen." "Amen." "Who was that you were talking to?" "Babysitter." "She's on her way." " You believe her?" " No." "Me, neither." "(inhales sharply)" "(grunts)" "Fucking catastrophe." " Hey." " Hey." " How's it goin', J.T.?" " All right." " Still open, I see." " Oh, yeah, all night." "Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please." "(dog whines)" "Free of charge." "Tonight... is a special night." "What's so special about tonight?" "Been open 25 years." "You should've thrown a party." "I did." "See the balloons?" "You're the second person to show up tonight." "Who's the first?" "Right there." "Must be passin' through." "Seems only strangers eat here." "I still eat here, J.T." "Oh, yeah, you sure do." "By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eatin'." "Hello, Palomita." "I don't go by that name anymore." "Why not?" "because it's the name you gave me." "So, uh... you ever become that-- that fancy doctor?" "Never did." "I thought for sure you would." "Talked about it enough." "That's the problem with goals-- they become the thing you talk about instead of the thing you do." "That's my jacket." "I looked for it for two weeks." "Yeah?" "How long did you look for me, Wray?" "Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me." "You didn't." "So, um... what are you doing now?" "I'm going to be a standup comedian." "Really?" "You're not funny." "That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they all say I'm hysterical." "But you're not." "Great." "Well, that's just fantastic, because I believed everybody, and I've already booked shows in town." "Now what am I gonna do?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that-- that sucks, really." "There's a difference between being frank and being dick." "Yeah, well... it was really good seeing you again." "Oh." "Um... what name do you go by now... in case I want to catch one of your shows?" "Cherry." "Cherry Darling." "Sounds like a stripper." "No, it sounds like a go-go dancer." "There's a difference." "Right." "Well... you'll always be Palomita to me." "I need a ride." "(dog whines)" "What do you say, El Wray?" "I'll give you a ride." "Good-bye, Bill." " Don't you mean "see you later"?" " Of course." "Hey." "What's up, Doc?" "The little lady's lookin' pretty good there, I gotta say." "Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river." "I'm kiddin'." "Heh." " Take a look at that shit." " BILL:" "What happened to your arm?" "Well, uh..." "I got bit." "Bit?" "Bit by what?" "Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me." "I need some Bactine or something?" "Whew." "Can't you just... sew it up?" "Well, normally I would." "I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding." "The only problem is this one doesn't bleed." "DR. FELIX:" "Oh, shit." "Check this out." "When this was still a military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this." "Whew!" "Chronic herpetic lesions." "When he urinated, it came out through all these little holes here, kind of like a fountain." "Oh, Jesus." "Well, how'd you treat it?" "Fuck that." "I was never in Iraq." "Good for you." "The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe." "I swear to God." "I've got these Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on." "Incredible." "They were completely milked over." "Mustard gas-- it does that to your eyes." "Actually, I still have those in my fridge." "Bot fly, do you think?" "DR. FELIX:" "Chronic viral ulcerative lesion." "That looks like gout." "He's running a temperature of 105." " Is that bad?" " It's high." "Bad will be 108." "You could have a seizure, go psychotic." "And-- and probably die." "Say "ahh."" " Ahh." " Oh!" "Jesus!" "Oh, nice." "Black abscessed tongue." "All abscesses should be drained, period." "(squishing)" "(muffled) What are you doing?" "Shut up, Joe." "(beep)" "Baby... get the needles." "Be right there." "BILL: (over speaker) Right now." "Asshole." "It's spreading." "Holy shit." " When did you say you got this bite?" " Just now." "See this?" "This shows the advanced stages of gangrene and epidermal rot." " And this over here..." " Advanced rot?" "...shows the swelling of tissues and the lack of any type of circulation." "See, you're telling me that you just got this bite?" " Yeah, just like a half hour ago." " What I'm seeing here is a deep impact wound with several virals and secondary bacterials, and that, by the accumulation of denuded tissue around the incision marks, indicates that you've had this bite for over 14 days." "DR. FELIX:" "Uh... uh, at least 14 days." "Could that be possible?" "14 days?" "No way." "I mean" "Well... what is today?" "Today's Wednesday." "The 15th." "Of April." "Aw, hell." "Can't I just get a tetanus shot or something?" "We gotta lose the arm, Joe." "Lose the arm?" "What do you mean, lose the arm?" "My arm?" "It's spreading all the way up to your shoulder." "Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest, and we can't very well cut that off, can we?" "Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?" "Hi, Joe." "I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure." "These... (whispers) ...are my friends." "My yellow friend..." " ...is just to take the sting off." " Aah!" "My blue friend... you'll barely feel." "That means my yellow friend is already taking effect." "See how fast my friends work?" "(distorted voice) And after my red-headed friend... (whispers) ...you'll never see me again." "(echoing) ...see me again, see me again." "They all react differently." "(engine won't start)" "Now what?" "RADIO DJ:" "Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia-- in loving memory." "(beeps)" "It's not the radiator." "Damn it." "(sighs)" "(gasps)" "(distant groaning)" "All right." "Fuckin' thing." "Cheap-- whoa." "Damn light." "Ohh." "(car approaching)" "Hey." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Bastard!" "Bastard!" "(breathing heavily)" "(muttering)" "Oh, thank God." "Oh." "Oh." "Hey!" " (horn honks)" " Hey!" "Hey!" "(tires screech)" "MAN:" "Get outta the fuckin' road, bitch!" "(groaning)" "Ohh!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Please!" "Stop!" "(snarling)" "WOMAN:" "No!" "No!" "(chomping and snarling)" "What the hell was that?" "People picking up road kill." "What, like an armadillo?" "Deer." "You get a lot of them around here." "You know, I read a statistic that said... that the eating of venison has risen 30% in the last few years." "60% of that's from road kill." "People eat road kill?" "If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour and a deer darts out in front of you, if you blink or brake or swerve-- shit, you'll just kill yourself." "So, what do you do?" "Just pick them off... just like this." "Send it flying away from you." "Unacceptable." "Not really." "It's just a clear case of you or him." "Or her." "Oh, fuck!" "CHERRY:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Cherry?" "I thought you said if you saw a deer, you shouldn't fucking swerve!" "It wasn't a deer." "(screaming)" "Cherry!" "Cherry!" "No!" "(snarling)" "CHERRY:" "Aah!" "(snarling)" "Palomita." " Don't let her die on me, Block." " What do we got?" "Car accident." "Heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma... one severed limb." "Where's the leg?" "Three sickos attacked her." "I shot at them." "I never miss." "They took the leg with them." "You'll have to come with us, Wray." "We need to talk about this, you know?" "He has to sign her in." "Do what, now?" "Well, he's with her." "He's responsible for her." "He can fill this out after we talk." "Let's go." "Okay." "Okay!" "Fuck!" "Hey, Block." "No, you do it." "Suit yourself." "(saw buzzes)" "What are you doing with a rifle, Wray?" "Nothing." "Just thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks." "Come on, Wray." "You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore." "Not even hunting?" "Not even hunting." "And you know that." "Not with your history." "And here I stick my neck out for you." "I stick it out far." "Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?" "A missing leg that's now missing?" "And here you're saying in front of everybody that someone up and snatched it?" "And that you shot at them with a gun that you never should've had in the first place?" "And that now they're gone?" "What if I find the leg?" "So, now you know where it is?" "You'll tell us where it is, give us a full confession, you're saying?" "Sheriff, can we finish this conversation somewhere else?" "My thought exactly." "I know it sounds a little arrogant putting' up a sign" ""Best damn barbecue in Texas..."" " (dog whines) - "Period."" "But, hell... who's gonna come in here and argue about that?" "Oh, yeah." "Big contest comin' up." "Mm." "I'm workin' on the perfect sauce." "Yeah." "That'll put me on the Food Channel." "Put this place back on the map where it belongs." "I'll talk to you later." "Can I interest y'all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?" "(chuckles)" "You're from Dinky's, ain't ya?" "Well, you tell that sumbitch, he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes... well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside." "God damn, that's good." "Doctor Block!" "Three fresh ones rollin' in!" "Christ, you're kidding." "PARAMEDIC:" "Automobile accident off of Highway 18." "DOAs?" "Have Andy pick them up." "He's already on 620 picking up another two." "Fucking Wednesday nights." "That's unsanitary, Doc." "Not if I'm the only one using it." "Helps me monitor my state of calmness." "Yeah, don't get all worked up enough to crack it." "Fuck." "You might cut yourself pretty good." "Then I'd know I was not calm." "Yeah, what do you say now, Doc?" "Somebody call my wife." "WRAY:" "DC-2?" "Mm." "Yeah." "Well, what about countering with atropine?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Gotcha, gotcha." "Well, boys, I'm beat." "I gotta get home." "I'll see y'all tomorrow." "All right, then." "Thanks for the extra help, Earl." "EARL:" "Hey, Wray." "You in trouble again?" "Just passin' through, I hope." "EARL:" "Well, me, too." "WRAY:" "How's the wife, Earl?" "Well, she's not too good." "Thanks for askin'." "Most of it's her own doin', you know." "Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes." "Pack a day for 40 years." "Yeah, she doesn't want anything to do with, uh... chemo." "So... it does take its toll." "You don't smoke, do you, Wray?" "No." "That's probably good." "See y'all." "SHERIFF HAGUE:" "You're gonna start by telling me when you first started carrying this gun." "And then we'll move up to when you first set eyes on this gal Cherry." "(breathing heavily)" "(grunting)" "Okay." "Okay." "(telephone rings)" "Sheriff Hague." "It's J.T., Sheriff." "J.T., how's the barbecue business?" "Ever since that bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit." "Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that." "I wish there was something I could do." "Right now I ain't calling' my brother." "I'm callin' the sheriff." "I'm listening." "What's the trouble?" "Well, there ain't no trouble." "Not yet, anyway." "I got two delinquents been hangin' around here for over an hour." "They won't purchase and they won't leave." "Oh, never mind." "Here they come." "You cook that meat at 250 degrees, don't you?" "I don't remember." "I set the heat with my hand." "You give me that recipe, or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine." "Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his barbecue recipe." "That's a fact." "He'll take it to his grave." "I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell you." "I could be dyin' in your arms, I ain't gonna tell you!" " Heh heh heh." " We'll see about that." "You gonna look... or you gonna eat?" "You called for me?" "I need for you to see this." "PARAMEDIC:" "Looks like a no-brainer." "BILL:" "What does that mean?" "SECOND PARAMEDIC:" "No brain." "Scooped clean out of her skull." "DR. FELIX:" "Oh, oh, oh!" "I know what this is." "Don't tell me." "Uh..." "liquefactive necrosis." "PARAMEDIC:" "You think?" "DR. FELIX:" "Oh, sure, yeah." "Thank you." "That'll be all." "Oh..." "Did you know she was back in town?" "No." "I didn't." "What happened to her?" "I don't know, baby." "I thought you stopped seeing each other." "We have." "Well, yes, you have now-- she's fucking dead." "I mean, we-- we stopped before." "I" "I haven't talked to her in a while." "But you've written each other." "Here and there." "But not" "What are you doing?" "!" "Let me see your last three messages." " You have no right." " I don't?" "I don't have a right?" "Show it to me." "Show it to me." "No." "Aah!" "Now, that's just to take the sting off." "Show it to me." "(crying) No, please." " Show... it... to... me!" " Aaahh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(drops syringe)" "Now let's see how fast your friends work." "(whimpering)" "That's pretty fast." "(beep)" "Oh, what do I know, my love?" "Exactly." "That you're a cheating, lying... sack." "I didn't want to hurt you." "BILL: (whispers) But you did." "Bill... you're insane." "And I was afraid... of what you might do to me, to our son." "I'm the mother of your son." "Aah!" "And after this one..." "I'll never see you again." "PARAMEDIC:" "Doc." "What?" "You gotta see this." "I'll be right there." "Where the hell are the bodies?" "That's what we wanted to show you." "They're gone." "They didn't just get up and walk out, did they?" "# Mmm-hmm #" "Shut the fuck up!" "Somebody take care of this perp for me before I fucking kill him!" "What the hell's going on?" "Ah, he was causin' a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him, and the son of a bitch bit my goddamn finger off." "Quit your hollerin' and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid." "I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech, Sheriff." "He bit my finger clean off!" "Fucking shit!" "Get out there and book him, because I'll fuckin' kill him if I have to do it." "Carlos, go get him." "Wray, you stay put." "Are you sure he's in there?" "He was." "Motherfucker." "(dramatic music)" "He's gone." "Broke out the window." "Where's my finger?" "Found your ring." "Could it be the same guy as your leg-snatcher?" "WRAY:" "I didn't get a good look at mine." "(snarling)" "That him over there?" "(Carlos screaming)" "(snarling)" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Aah!" " Wray?" " (man screaming)" "(snarling)" "Fuck." "(grunts)" "You motherfucker!" "Uhh!" "(growling)" "(screaming)" "(snarls)" " No, don't touch him!" " Why not?" "He's infected." "With what?" "Everything." "Wray!" "Drop the fuckin' gun." "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" "!" "I'm gonna go get Cherry!" "Fine." "But we're taking my car." "I'm riding with you." "Don't make any sudden moves." "Viral infections." "They came pouring in." "Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions." "Highly contagious." "What do you think?" "Self-preservation comes to mind." "Yeah." "Let's get the hell out of here." "First let me get my wife." "(saw buzzing)" "(grunting)" "(grunting)" "(Bill screaming)" "(grunting)" "I love you, sweetie." "There you go, bunny rabbit." "Come on, come on." "Open up, now." "I want you to be around for a while, you understand?" "We don't want you checkin' out right this" "God... damn." "Ramona." "You been farting' like a goddamn pack mule since I met" "God damn!" "SHERIFF HAGUE:" "I hate to do this to you, Earl, but we need every man on the job!" "The shit has hit the fan!" "Bring some guns... and ammo!" "Meet me at my brother's!" "I gotcha." "I'll be there." "Gotta eat quick, sweetie." "Come on." "Ramona." "(snarling)" "Ramona." "Aah!" "(grunting)" "Uhh!" "Aaaah!" "Oh, my God." "(grunting)" "(explosion)" "(engine starts)" "(explosion, man screaming)" "(overlapping shouts)" "What the hell is goin' on?" "(explosions and screams)" "Are you gonna give me a gun?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "(screaming continues)" "Fuck." "Oh!" "Fuck me!" "SHERIFF HAGUE:" "God damn it!" "Let's sort this shit out, boys!" "(muttering)" "Dumbass." "Yeah." "Not today!" "Not today!" " (snarling)" " Fucking Wednesday nights!" "Aaah!" "(screaming)" "(screams)" "(screaming)" "Uhh!" "Palomita?" "(gasps)" "Get up." "We're leaving." "I can't walk." "So what?" "Get up!" " Get" " Aah!" "Uhh!" "Motherfucker." "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "I was gonna be a standup comedian." "But who's gonna laugh now?" "Some of their best jokes are about cripples." "Let's go." "(crying) It's not funny." "It's pathetic." "Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'... spilled milk?" "I have no leg!" "(thud, squish)" "(grunts)" "Now you do." "What do you think?" "You could carry me, Wray." "Yeah?" "You never wanted that before." "Why start now?" "Ah-ah!" "Uhh!" "Ahh!" "Uhh!" "This is fucking ridiculous." "(snarling)" "The sheriff must've taken the others to J.T.'s." "Get in." "(grunting)" "God damn it, wait for me." "My leg's stuck in the door!" " It's just wood." " It's splintering." "Will you just leave it alone?" "Why is this happening to me?" "I don't know." "Just-- just do me a favor right now and just... stay strong." ""Stay"?" "Yeah, baby." "Stay." "Okay, my name is Electra." "Fucking listen." "My name is Electra." "Her name is Electra, too." "(speaking Spanish)" "It's furry." "(speaking Spanish)" "No." "He's a furry one." "She goes by Lia, I go by El." "El from "Electra", Ame from "Amelia"." "Does that make any fucking sense in your head?" "You can call me whatever the fuck you want" " I don't give a shit." "(doorbell rings, knock on door)" "Oye, chica." " You said 10:00!" " I'm sorry." "We can't be watching your kid all goddamn night!" "Your friend never showed up, and we got shit to do!" "That's right." "Then start doing it." "Oh!" "Uhh!" "Tony!" "We're leaving!" "Wait, my tarantula." "Bring it." "Let's go." "And my turtle." "And my scorpion." "We're not all octopuses." "We can't carry everything." ""Octopi."" "Ohh... come on, let's go." "Tony, what did I tell you?" "You can't bring them all." "Didn't I tell you that?" "It's okay." "They can live in the same tank." "What about my pocket bike?" "It's in the trunk." "Aah!" "Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?" "!" "(gasps)" "We're gonna fuckin' kill you!" "(shouts)" "(both shouting at once)" "Are you sure you want to do this?" "(clatters)" "SHERIFF HAGUE:" "Everybody grab a badge and a gun." "You're all deputies as of this moment forward." "Except for you, Wray." "Yo." "What do we got?" "Something's wrong up there." "J.T. always comes out and greets." "Let's go." "Try not to shoot yourselves." "Don't shoot each other." "But especially... don't shoot me." "(grunts)" "J.T.?" "Go on!" "Get off him, Rusty!" "(dog whines)" "God damn, J.T." "Yah!" "(grunting)" " (sighs) - (J.T. chuckles)" "Barbecue?" "Asshole." "Damn good sausage link, J.T." "Best in Texas." "Must've passed out after I killed those things." "Nice shootin'." "Everybody gather up supplies." "We head out in 20!" "I think I nailed it." "Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it." "I finally found my-- my award-winning barbecue sauce!" "Your blood's in it." "God damn it, he's right." "(horn honking)" "(honking)" "(honking)" "Hey, my other tooth fell out." "Heh." "It sure did." "Hey, your tooth fell out, too." "We're toothless buddies." "Oh, we sure are." "I want you to open that for Mommy." "Now, take the gun." "Careful." "And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me," "I want you to shoot them, okay?" "I'm not kidding, Tony." "You shoot them... just like your video games." "You shoot them in the head." "What if it's Dad?" "Especially if it's your dad." "(gasps)" "And be careful where you point that thing." "You'll blow your own face off." "I'll be right back." "I love you." "(kiss)" "(kiss)" "(gunshot)" "(screaming)" "Tony!" "Aah!" "Hello, baby." "(rip)" "Ohh!" "(snarling)" "I'm gonna eat your brains... and gain your knowledge." "Stay away!" "Look what you did to our son!" "Stay away!" "God damn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again." "Daddy!" "(snarling)" "Get your sorry ass in here!" "Aah!" "If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got." "Right this way." "Watch that meat." "Meet my wife." "(chuckles)" "Jesse James Custom Dominator." "I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good, he made this baby for me free of fuckin' charge." "Heh heh heh." "Got anything that could transport more people?" "Where's the top?" "This baby's chopped permanent." "Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit." " No protection." " But she's fast." "Nitrous-injected, 350-horsepower engine." "Who are you?" "I mean, really." "Wray's Wreckage." "That's what it says on your truck." "Are you a wrecker, Wray?" "I'm nobody." "It's the easiest thing to remember." "So remember it." "J.T.:" "Just stack them on top of the counter." "Hey, you want some barbecue?" "Heh heh heh." "Best in Texas." "Aw, no, thanks." "What's the matter, you don't eat meat?" "Oh, I eat meat." "I also eat lots of shit." "You see this?" "What's that?" "Shit-eating grin." "(laughs)" "You ought to be a comedian." "(laughs)" "What do you think of the leg?" "Oh, that's funny." "(laughs)" "How's your stump?" "They knocked it out something fierce." "Still can't feel a thing." "This must be the real Bone Shack." "(sighs, waterbed sloshes)" "Old J.T. knows how to live." "Like fuck he does." "I like how you say "fuck"." "Good." "Fuck you." "Fuck me?" "Oh, so, now you're the comedian." "Go ahead, drop your pants." "That'll be good for a laugh." "I highly doubt that." "That's my jacket." "Yes, I know." "I looked for it for two weeks." "Look, you were being an unbelievable dick." "I was walking out on you." "I was cold." "I took your fucking jacket." "So, if you're gonna go on one of your psycho obsessive controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it, because I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time." "Did you find what was in the pocket?" "Fuck no." "Look for it." "No, the other one." "I was gonna give it to you, but you left me." "You took the jacket." "(together) And I looked for it for two weeks." "Read it." ""Two against the world."" "Remember that?" "I never forgot it." "Then why'd you leave?" "Because you didn't believe in us, or in me." "(moans)" "(whirring and clicking)" "(films slows down)" "(snarling)" "(grunting)" "I figured one of them new deputies might end up shooting' me, but not you, Tolo!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." " Dumbass." " You're gonna be all right." " McGraw's here." " WOMAN:" "Now, now, now." " And a whole bunch of others." " Everybody in!" "Come on!" "Over here." "Move your ass!" "Come on!" "(speaking Spanish)" "(groans)" "(groans)" "What did I tell you, Tony?" "Don't point the gun at yourself." "Didn't I tell you that?" "Thank you for telling me about... you know." "Don't mention it." "That's an order." "If I had known that you were..." "El Wray..." "I wouldn't have given you such a hard time." "I didn't mean to be a prick about it." "Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit." "Take this." "Do what you do best." "No, you're not!" "Don't give him the gun." "Not" "Give him the gun, Tolo." "(Sheriff Hague grunting)" "Give him the gun." "Give him all the guns." "(rock music playing)" "Holy shit." "That boy's got the devil in him." "We gotta fight them off." "Get to our vehicles." "Everyone behind me!" "(snarling)" "(screaming)" "(snarling)" "Outside now!" "(speaking Spanish)" "God damn you!" "(snarling)" "Everybody back inside!" "You, Skip." "Front and center." "You go out front, start up the Kill Dozer." "We'll need it to transport the other survivors." "You fuckin' crazy?" "I'm not goin' out there." " I'll cover you." " I'm not goin'." "I never miss." "Come on, Skip." "It's go-go." "Not cry-cry." "Cherry!" "(snarling)" "Oh, dear." "(growling)" " (grunting)" " Ah!" "(growling)" "Aah!" "J.T.!" "You take whoever you can fit in your convertible." "Everyone else on board!" "Skip, grab the twins!" "Come along with me!" "You take the chopper." "I need someone else to drive my truck!" "I'll do it." "You're bleedin' like a stuck pig." "Your vision's blurred and you're on your last legs." "Anything else?" "Don't wreck it." "Somebody grab the slaw!" "You can't have no barbecue without coleslaw!" " Give me a gun." " Take this." "Fucking cool!" "All right, y'all, head out." "I'll hold them off." "I can take care of myself." "Bye, Daddy." "Do you remember how to ride a bike?" "Useless talent number 32." "(revs engine)" "Good." "Anyone else have a car?" "Now, you're sure you're okay driving this thing?" "Hell yeah." "Dakota..." "we're sorry about Tony." "Thanks." "Your engine is shot and you've got three blown tires." "But I've got his pocket bike in the trunk." "Is it fast?" "Zero to fifty in four seconds." "You ride with her." "I'm Cherry." "You sure are." "Move out!" "Damn shame." "(growling)" "(shrieks)" "(grunts)" " (barks)" " Rusty!" " (yelps)" " Aah!" "God damn it!" "Aah!" "(growling)" "(snarling)" "Sheriff!" "How much ammo we got?" "Not enough." "(machine gun fire, growling)" "Don't shoot!" "We're not infected!" "MULDOON:" "All survivors gotta come with us." "Especially you..." "El Wray." "I don't go by that name anymore." "(Cherry screams)" "(grunts)" "It's okay." "It's okay." "We're here in quarantine with the other survivors." "(man coughing)" "Where is here?" "CHERRY:" "The old army base." "El Wray?" "That you?" "He's with them." "I saw him in their convoy earlier." "I'm a scientist... and a businessman." "Not military." "Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on." "They're stealing biochemical weapons." "DC-2?" "Also known as "Project Terror."" "Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled landlocked area." "You were supplying it to them." " That's why they shut you out." " They found my supply." "It's under our feet." "Ten stories down." "What about countering with atropine and PAM-2?" "Interferes with the neurotoxic delivery, sets off the cell-blaster, and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body." "Appetizing." "The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-2 itself." "It delays the negative effects." "They need it... like a drug." "Correct." "But we found that a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself, and within this small percentage lies a cure." "What do you want to do?" "Mexico." "Put our backs against the ocean and defend ourselves from there." "No." "We have to get back to my lab." "This infection will spread all over the world, to every man, woman and child, unless I finish my antidote." "You have an antidote?" "(door opens)" "You!" "You!" "Come with us." "Move it!" "Move it, Peggy!" "Uhh!" "(muffled) Do you like Ava Gardner?" "I'm sorry?" "Ava Gardner." "Do you like her?" "Yeah, I guess." "I was just thinking that you, uh... kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit." "(elevator stops)" "You got something you want to say to me?" "I have nothing to say to you." "You got nothing to say, huh?" "That's funny." "because I could've swore you just gave me a "fuck you" look right now." "You want to say "fuck you" to me?" "Not at this moment." "You know what this is?" "A gun." "It's simplicity itself." "You see, you point it at what you want to die... and you pull the little trigger here... and a little bullet comes out of here." "And the little bullet hits you right there." "And you know what?" "You don't look like Ava Gardner no more." "(holsters gun)" "Don't taunt me, tramp." "I am not one to be taunted." "You got it?" "Let me here you say, "I got it."" "I got it." "You damn well better." "(elevator starts up)" "Tool." "(saxophone playing)" "J.T.: (whispering) God damn it, that's it." "I figured it out." "Salt." "Got it all figured out." "It's salt." "Blood is salty." "(laughs)" "That's all my sauce needed, was just a little more salt." "It just needed a little thickening agent." "You know what I'm talkin' about?" "What are you doing, J.T.?" "That's all I gotta do, is put a little more salt in." "It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did." "I tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick." "Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T. I got it covered." "It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears." "Now all it needs is some blood!" " Drop the gun!" " J.T.!" "(grunting)" " Do it now!" " Okay, okay!" "Don't shoot!" "J.T., you all right?" "(J.T. grunts)" "Uhh!" "Hey, you all right, bro?" "J.T.:" "God damn it, I'm not all right at all, brother." "Not at all." "Wait here." "Oh..." "I sure will." "(chuckles)" "Goddamn sauce." "NARRATOR:" ""Women in Cages"." "See them in action." "(women shouting)" "See them in love." "See them in terror." "White skin on the black market." "Soft flesh for hard cash." ""Women in Cages."" "I'm gonna go get my dick wet." "She's got one leg." "Easier access." "You got a point." "Get the rest of this shit upstairs and we'll blow this entire floor." "Yes, sir." "(beeps)" "(alarm blaring)" "(machinery clacking)" "Get Lewis down here." "He's getting his dick wet, sir." "Get him the fuck down here now!" "(grunts)" "Lewis?" "Wilson?" "(machines power down)" "Where are my men?" "I've got several right here." "(bag sloshes)" "What the fuck's this?" "Their balls, sweetheart." "I'm walking out of here with this shit, Wray." " Let us go." " Tell me why we should." "Because I earned it." "How do you figure that?" "You want the story?" "I'll spin it for you quick." "A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border, me and my men walking around with our dicks in our hands and our balls in our throats, lookin' for America's most wanted." " Bin Laden." " Yeah." "For once, our intel was right on the money." "I come around a corner-- bam, there he is, lookin' me right in the eyes." "Wait." "You killed bin Laden?" "I put two in his heart, one in his computer." "So that was you." "Yeah." "That was me." "Class-A clusterfuck." "He wasn't supposed to be there, we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket." "So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC-2." "No cure." "That is, not until we found somebody from the other side willing to sell us batches of this shit." "Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second." "WRAY:" "Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace, the experiment and its survivors, you'd find a cure." "I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive." "And that's what I intend to do, Wray." "(Muldoon groaning, skin bubbling)" "Understand?" "I never had a choice." "(snarling)" "Neither do I, sir." "God bless you and your service to this country." "(snarls)" "You're a doctor?" "Heh." "I was earlier tonight." "I always wanted to be a doctor." "Instead, I can do... this." "Ohh." "Useless talent number 66." "I'm very pliable." "DAKOTA:" "A girlfriend of mine had a theory." "She said at some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had." "It's like, uh, connecting the dots." "I'm not that optimistic." "I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out." "She'd say... when you're stuck in that spiral... you reach up." "What if there's nothing up there?" "Just reach up." "You're a dancer." "I was earlier tonight." "Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!" "(grunting)" "Get your ass up!" "Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you." "Radio!" "##" "Wail, baby, now!" "# Goin' to a party... #" "That's-- (chuckles)" "That's what I'm talkin' about." "Dance it up." "Keep dancing!" "# because now I'm jaded... #" "I have seen me some crazy ass shit in my day... but ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper." "I have seen me a stripper with one breast, and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes, and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper." "And I've been to Morocco." "Dance, bitch!" "Break a leg!" "Break it off!" "Ha ha!" "(gasps)" "Dance for me, motherfucker." " Uhh!" " Aaaaah!" "Aah!" "Ohhhh!" "(grunting)" "You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you?" "Actually, yes." "You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you... some fuckin' wood!" "Ah-- ah!" "(dramatic music playing)" "(gasps)" "Ahh!" "The gas!" "You need your gas!" "No!" "Fuck the gas, fuck it." "I'm just gonna have to make this quick." "(grunting)" "(laughing)" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Where'd you get that?" "Useless talent number 37." "Aaaaah!" "(knuckles crack)" "(groaning)" "(banging)" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "I broke my leg." "That's okay." "I made you something." "(clang)" "I do believe in you." "Always have." "I believe that you could be better." "You deserve better, even better than me." "Right now," "I need you to become... who you're meant to be." "Stand." "(grunting)" "I'd stand clear if I were you." "(grunting)" "Open that door, will you, baby?" "Uhh!" "(music playing on radio)" "(music stops)" "They've destroyed most of the tanks." "Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters." "There are two helicopters, big enough to take all of us." "Who can fly?" "Can anyone else fly a helicopter?" "I can fly, but... no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight." "Okay." "Cool." "I'll fly." "Let's go." "I think we're gonna stay here, Wray." "You'll take care of this for me, then, Sheriff?" "With pleasure." "Three minutes." "Your brother's a good man, J.T." "Best in Texas." "Hop on." "No, the other way." "Oh." "No." "The other way." "(tires screech)" "(blows)" "The helicopters are on the other side of this wall." "(overlapping chatter)" "We make a run for it!" "No!" "If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague." "Don't you get it?" "We're the antidote." "Well, is there another way around?" "Wait here." "(weapon fires)" "(weapon fires)" "I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around?" "Heh." " (weapon fires)" " Take that as a no." "We have to get over that wall!" "I was thinkin' we could build us a new place, right there where the old one was." "You cook," "I work the back." "You don't make that rent so goddamn high." "We share the recipe, we share the rent." "Start at 250 degrees." "I knew it." "For how long?" " 12 pounds?" " Sure." "12 pounds, 12 hours." "Wrapped in tin foil, right?" "I don't use no goddamn foil." "Damn." "Tomatoes?" "Fresh?" "Canned." " No shit?" " Yeah." "You score me some?" "Oh, yeah." "because we're brothers." "Thank you for this." "You just remember... you got to take this recipe to your grave." "(straining) I think I can..." "goddamn guarantee that." "(laughs)" "(growling)" "That's our cue." "Cherry, darling... it's all you." "(rock music playing)" "(grunting)" "Let's go!" "(snarling)" "(snarling)" "(grunting)" "Aah!" "Wray!" "Damn it, Wray." "Ohh." "Okay." "You need to get up because we're leaving." "They told me I'd find you here." "I was beginning to lose hope." "I'm sorry... but I lied." "I did want to hurt you." "My turn." "(grunting)" "No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight." "Never did like that son of a bitch." "About as useless as a pecker on a pope." "Don't touch anything." "I want to fly it." " He said not to touch anything!" " You don't know what you're doing!" " I do know what I'm doing!" " No, you don't!" " Shut up!" "Shut up!" " Shut up, sit down... and don't fuckin' touch anything!" "(groaning)" "Everybody sit down!" "Whoo!" "(snarling)" "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!" "R-r-r-r-rah-ha!" "(all grunting)" "Hit the wipers." "Go on, leave me." "I am not leaving you here like this." "Motherfuckers around here eat road kill." "(laughs)" "See?" "I'm funny." "I made you laugh." "Go to the ocean." "Put your backs to it." "Protect yourselves there." "I'm not leaving you, Wray." "(crying) It's two against the world." "It will be." "I promise." "I never miss." "Don't worry, baby." "You'll find your way." "(cries, mutters)" "(grunts)" "(Cherry sobbing)" "(helicopter hovering overhead)" "Reach up!" "DAKOTA:" "Reach up!" "(crying)" "##" "(woman singing)" "CHERRY:" "It's like you said it would be, Wray." "I'm like you said I would be." "I find the lost... the weary... those that have no hope." "I find them and I lead them... to a land we've made for ourselves." "The land by the sea." "(snarling)" "(neighs)" "(horse nickers)" "(woman singing)" "CHERRY:" "It's beautiful." "She's beautiful." "I wish you could see us, us two." "It's like you said it would be." "Two against the world, baby." "Two against the world." "(film warbles)" "##" "##" "# See the pyramids along the Nile #" "# Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle #" "# Just remember, darlin', all the while #" "# You belong to me #" "# See the marketplace in old Algiers #" "# Send me photographs and souvenirs #" "# Just remember when a dream appears #" "# You belong to me #" "# I'll #" "# Be so alone #" "# Without you #" "# Maybe #" "# You'll be lonesome, too #" "# And blue #" "# Fly the ocean in a silver plane #" "# See the jungle when it's wet with rain #" "# Just remember till you're home again #" "# You #" "# Belong #" "# To me #"

" Hey, honey." " Hi." " Yeah, I just left work." " Can you stop at the market?" "Yeah, I'm gonna stop at the market." "Need anything?" " Soy milk." "Soy milk?" "OK." "You got it." " I love you." " I love you, too." "How long you gonna be?" "I don't know." "I guess it depends on how long the line is." "It shouldn't be too busy." "Hurry home, OK?" "Help me!" "Hey, babe, I gotta go." "I'll call you back." "Hey, help, please!" "Hey, listen to me!" "They're right behind me!" "No, come on!" "Open up, please!" "Help!" "Listen..." "Come on, open up, please!" "My name is John Woodrell!" "Hey!" "Open up!" "Come on, man!" "Please!" "Please!" "Plea" "Portrait of Matthew McGreevey... a man who looks in the mirror... and sees a decent, upstanding citizen." "But appearances can be deceiving... and tonight, Matt's about to get a reality check... at an intersection known as The Twilight Zone." "Matt?" "No, Reg, not now, please." "Hey, are you all right?" "I kept trying to call you back... but all I got was voice mail." "One second." "I'll tell you all about it." "Hey, Reg." "Honey...honey, are you all right?" "What..." "You're traveling to another dimension... a dimension not only of sight and sound... but of mind... a journey into a wondrous land... whose boundaries are only that of the imagination." "You're entering..." "The Twilight Zone." "Are you sure I can't get you something to drink or some aspirin?" "You should have seen the look on his face." "I'm telling you... this guy, he looked-- he was, like, deranged." "Oh, baby." "Well, are you sure he didn't hit you?" "No." "I told you." "He never touched me." "Then you must have banged your head on the steering wheel" "No, I don't think so." "Well, honey, you either hit something... or something hit you." "Matt, are you telling me everything?" "Positive." "What are you looking at?" "I'm just glad you're all right." "I just wonder what happened." "Who he was, you know?" "Well, he was probably just a carjacker." "You don't know that." "Well, he was up to no good." "Well, I wish I could be sure." "This whole city is just falling apart." "It's that lousy mayor... and the police don't do anything." "Can I get you some aspirin or" "I don't need an aspirin, Hilary." "I'm sorry, OK?" "I'm fine, Hil." "Hey... from now on, you're takin' the freeway home." "Good morning." "Why didn't you wake me?" "Sweetie, you were tossing and turning all night." "I figured you needed some rest." "Oh..." "God." "What's wrong?" "Oh, I'm just feelin' achy." "I think maybe I'm comin' down with the flu." "I bet your muscles are in spasm... from all that stress last night." "I got a house to show at 9:.00... and don't forget you're taking the freeway." "You promised." "Yeah." "Take the freeway." "What?" "Hey, Matt, you catch the game last night?" "Uh, no." "I missed it." "You don't score, you can't win." "I don't know what's so hard." "You throw the ball, you catch the ball." "These prima donnas get paid millions... and for what-- to drop balls?" "I tell you, man, it was pathetic." "Yeah, so?" "W- what do you mean, yeah, so?" "I was there." "So, what's your point?" "I left the guy there..." "to be killed." "I could've done something." "Like what?" "I don't know." "I-- for one thing, I could have let him get in my car." "OK, Matt, let me ask you a question." "Did you-- did you know this guy?" "Of course not." "OK, so he was a stranger." "What's it matter?" "OK?" "He was in trouble." "Did you know that at the time?" "I'm not sure what I knew." "Exactly." "So some Black guy... you never saw before in your life... comes running out of the darkness... and demands to get into your car." "No, more like he was begging." "Demanding, begging-- what's the difference?" "He wanted to get into your car." "Danny...he was bleeding!" "Well, better him than you." "Do you know that he was a college professor... he had 3 books published?" "Yeah, yeah, I know." "It's a real tragedy." "But you've got to remember that you've got a wife, house, job, car" "What's your point?" "My point is you got too much riding here... to risk it all for some stranger." "Matt, the way I look at it, you got 2 choices:" "You can sit around feeling guilty... or you can get on with your life." "You can do that... just...just like that, right?" "Oh, Jesus." "OK." "Let me ask you a question." "If you had known... this guy Woodrell was a college professor... would you have helped him out?" "OK, what kind of question is that?" "Of course I would have." "Even though he's Black?" "I'm not a racist." "I never said you were." "You got nothin' to feel guilty about... 'cause you, my friend, did nothing wrong." "Hey, Charlie." "How you doin'?" "Uh, messages, please?" "Thank you." "Hey, Steph." "Gabe, how you doin'?" "Good morning." "Hey...relax, all right?" "It's not as bad as it looks." "That can't be good for your skin." "Just had a little accident, that's all." "With a sunlamp?" "Sunlamp?" "What are you talking about?" "Here." "Take a look." "Well, good news is there's no sign of melanoma... or abnormalities of any kind." "Your skin, I'm happy to say, is disease free." "OK, then what's going on with me?" "Nothing as far as I can see." "Your melanosome levels are within the norm... for a person of mixed race." "Mixed race?" "Mixed" "Part Caucasian, part African-American." "Yeah!" "I'm not part African-American." "I'm not African" " American at all!" "I showed you the photo on my driver's license!" "Mr. McGreevey, I'm a dermatologist... not a psychiatrist." "You saying I'm... you saying I'm crazy now?" "Is that-- that" "I'm saying that melanin levels... do not increase radically overnight." "Skin pigmentation is determined genetically." "You know what?" "I don't know what's goin' on here... but let me tell you somethin'" "I know who I am, OK?" "And I know who my parents are." "You know what?" "You can't help me." "I'll find someone who can, OK?" "Hey, honey." "Is that you?" "You're home early" "What do you want?" "How did you get in here?" "What are you talkin' about?" "You get away from me!" "I'll call the police!" "Hilary, sweetie, it's me..." "Matt." "Where's my husband?" "I'm standin' right here!" "Reggie!" "Reggie, calm down!" "Hey!" "Hey, where you goin'" "Reggie, settle down!" "Stay." "Stay!" "Be a good boy!" "Hey, you!" "Hold it right there!" "I got a gun, man!" "Hank, it's not what you think!" "I'm Matt McGreevey." "Get down!" "I'll shoot!" "I can prove it." "I'll do it, man!" "I'd like a room." " Single?" " That'll do." "OK, it's $125 a night." "How'd you like to pay?" "Credit card." "OK." "Got a picture I.D.?" "Yeah, sure." "On second thought..." "I'll...pay cash." "Yeah." "I'm still gonna need to see some I.D." "With cash?" "Look, mister, I don't want any trouble" "What if we make it an even..." "Well, that's OK by me... but if you want a room..." "I still have to see a picture I.D." "Just forget it." "Yeah, a silver Lexus." "Looks like the plate, all right." "Taxi!" "Hey!" "Hey-- h-hey!" "Yes, sir." "Where can I take you?" "Son of a bitch." "Happens all the time, don't it?" "Who's out there?" "If you're a reporter... my niece is through talkin' to you people." "I'm not a reporter." "John!" "No." "I'm not who you think." "I don't understand." "I" "I was at the morgue." "I identified your body!" "I'm not John Woodrell." "Then who the hell are you?" "My name's Matt McGreevey." "It's the damndest thing..." "you look just like him!" "Is Mrs. Woodrell home?" "Why?" "I need to speak with her." "I was there when her husband was attacked." "You see?" "Matthew McGreevey." "What kind of crap is this?" "This is a white man!" "This is me!" "At least up until today." "Mister, you better tell me what the hell's goin' on here." "I'm trying to!" "Keep your voice down!" "I need to speak with Mrs. Woodrell." "You leave her out of this, you hear me?" "But she may be the only one that can help me." "Help you?" "Help you how?" "Help change me back." "Man, you got about... 5 seconds to get off this porch... or I'm callin' the police." "No, wait!" "You're gonna listen to me!" "John Woodrell... came running up to my car asking for help." "Instead, I drove away." "That's when it started." "What started?" "I started changing." "I've been thinking... that if I could only make her understand... that I'm...not..." "a bad guy..." "I'm not an evil person... maybe if she knew that, she could forgive me." "Maybe everything could go back to normal." "I made a mistake." "If I had known he was a professor..." "Please... just let me speak to her?" "But you gotta tell me somethin' first... 'cause now you got me curious." "Would I make the cut or not?" "That's not what I meant, sir." "That...it happened so fast..." "I got scared, that's all." "That's the only reason I drove away." "Is it?" "Clare, don't come out here, baby." "Mrs. Woodrell" "It's OK, Thomas." "I heard the whole thing." "Oh, my God." "Clare..." "It's as if...he were standing right here before me." "I don't mean to bother you..." "Mrs. Woodrell..." "I just have one question..." "I'd like you to answer for me." "Anything." "If my husband..." "had been a white man... would you have helped him?" "I'm sorry, mister." "There's nothin' I can do for you." "Please, you gotta help me." "Please, I" "You look lost, boy." "Listen, I'm not lookin' for any trouble." "Guess what." "You found some anyway." "Help me!" "Help!" "Somebody, please!" "Help me!" "Help me, please!" "Help me!" "Hey, help!" "Please!" "Hey!" "They're right behind me!" "No!" "Listen, my name is John Woodrell." "Come on, man!" "Open up!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "You, open up!" "Come on, man, please!" "Please!" "Aah!" "Oh, God!" "Help me!" "Watch out!" "Get in here!" "Get in!" "Come on!" "You OK?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what made you change your mind?" "I guess 'cause all I could think was... what if it were me?" "The old saying goes, you don't know a man... until you've walked a mile in his shoes." "Matt McGreevey went one better." "He got to walk in another man's skin." "A simple lesson in compassion... courtesy...of The Twilight Zone."

"Sue, right now, your baby needs to be safe and you need a bit of support, don't you?" "I know you love her of course you do." "But this will give you a chance to sort yourself out." "I couldn't get on top of it, with everything..." "Don't, Margaret." "Don't take her." "Do you want to put her down, Sue?" "Just put her in the carrycot" "You all right, love?" "Yeah?" "Put her down." "There you go." "You'll be able to see her tomorrow." "I'll take you to her and you'll be able to see that she's fine." "Whoa, darling." "Don't!" "Don't!" "Please!" "Margaret, please!" "I'll do better, I will!" "The thing I love about this group is that you don't have to explain yourself here." "We've all been adopted as kids and OK, we've all had different experiences after that, but it's a big bottom line, isn't it?" "Anyway, I'm glad to be here tonight." "I don't mind telling you." "I've been getting a lot of grief at work." "Things have been getting me down, really." "Been feeling a bit, a bit lonely." "You know, when you always think is it because of what happened when I was a kid?" "You know, maybe I'll never be right." "But you can't always know that, can you?" "You just... you just always wonder..." "Is this where the Triangle Group is?" "Yes, that's right, but we've finished for the night." "Charlotte." "Charlotte Cooper." "Can I have a quick word?" "It won't take a minute." "Well, what you're looking for isn't really what this group does." "This is a local support group, really." "I might be able to refer you to somebody who'd be able to offer you counselling." "I don't want counselling." "I want to find out who I am." "Well, this isn't really the way to..." "I don't even know if my name and birth date are right." "I remember leaving England - I was four years old " "I was in a children's home because my parents were dead." "They sent me in a boat to Australia." "All I know for certain is I was born in Nottingham." "What do you mean they put you on a boat?" "They put us all on a boat for Oz." "Hundreds of us." "Your adoptive parents were emigrating?" "No." "No parents, no guardians." "Just a couple of hundred kids, they sent us away." " That can't be right." " What do you mean?" "It's simply not legal." "There's no way a group of unaccompanied children would be shipped off like that." " You calling me a liar?" "No, of course not." "That is the one thing I know..." "I know about who I am." "Don't you tell me that's not true." "OK, look." "I can see you're upset." "Why don't you come to my office on another day?" "Take this." "That's my name, that's all I've got to tell anyone where I've come from." "It is 10:30 at night" "I can't find anything else." "I've tried everything." "I've been everywhere." "Now, my time's running out." "I'm flying back." "So you have a look and you write and tell me how wrong I am." "You come 10,000 miles to find home, they call you a liar." "Wait." "You're not a bloody saint You were tired." "Yeah, I know, but I should have seen it coming." "You can't always see it coming." " Why's Ben out of bed?" " Oh, hello, miss." "Ben spilled his juice." " It wasn't my fault." " What are you doing out of bed?" "I can't sleep." "Can I read?" "No." "Go on, go back up to bed and I'll come tuck you up in a minute." "It's not fair, I'm older than him." " Happens all the time" " Come on, up you go." "I just hope I did the right thing." "Margaret, we're social workers." "There's no right thing." "There's social-work practice, court decisions..." "My professional judgment." "Which means that sometimes you're doing the right thing, and sometimes you're oppressing the poor with the middle-class values of a reactionary government." "Don't make that face at me." "Kiss from Mummy." "Sometimes, you're just tired." "Ooh, you're heavy." "Now, then." "Mum?" "Mum?" "Had bad dream." "Oh, sweetie." "You OK?" "What happened?" "It was a long, long tunnel thing and I couldn't..." "You couldn't what?" "Couldn't get out and I couldn't find you." "Darling, I'm here." "I lost you." "Oh, sweetie." "I'm here now." "I'm not going anywhere, OK?" "Au right?" "You going to go back to sleep?" "All right." " I think you have to talk about it." " Exactly." "I only told my husband just this last year." "Good for you." "What do you think, Nicky?" "Um, well, I know what you mean, but sometimes I think it sounds stupid if I told everyone what was bothering me." "What is it?" "Um... it's my brother, my brother Jack." "Uh..." "I don't really see him, you see." "Do you want to tell everyone who Jack is, Nicky?" "Mmm..." "Uh, yeah." " That's my brother, Jack." " That's lovely." "He found me a few years ago." "Um..." "Just got a letter out of the blue." "'Dear Nicky, I think I may be your brother Jack'" "And he was." "Well, soon as I saw him, I knew." "I mean..." "I remembered." "That's right." "Once upon a time, I used to have a brother." "So where is he?" "Australia." "Can you believe it?" "It was the Sally Army who found me for him." "They'd taken us both in and put me in my first foster home and shipped Jack off to Australia." "So, uh..." "I mean, I know I have family, I suppose, but he's so far away, and sometimes it's hard to feel..." "Anyway." "So was he adopted by an Australian family?" "Uh, no." "No." "It was just kids, Jack said." "A big ship full of kids from 5 to 13, all being sent off to Australia." "You never told me that bit, Nicky." "Didn't I?" "Well, that's what happened." "Could still all be just coincidence." "Do you think so?" "Well, if children did emigrate to Australia in any numbers, there must be some record of them." "I was just wondering if you had any records of any unaccompanied children sent to Australia in the 1940s and '50s" "I don't think we ever had those records in Australia House." "So there were children sent out there?" "Um, do you know how many?" "When?" "Why were they sent?" "I've already told you." "We don't have any more information." "So who would know?" "Why don't you ask your own government?" "They're the ones who sent the kids out there." "I know, I couldn't believe it." "I mean, I was still half thinking that the story couldn't be true and he just came out with it." "Yeah." "No, no." "I think I'm going to..." "I think I'm going to still get the later train and I'm going to try St Catherine's House now." "See if I can find Charlotte 's birth certificate." "If I can get her mother's name off that then I can probably find out when she died and then when Charlotte was placed in an orphanage." "We can start to trace her journey" "Maybe get some clues about why Nicky's brother was sent away as well." "Charlotte's mother wasn't dead." "Lovely to see you, Mew." "I-low was your day?" "Charlotte said she was in an orphanage in 1950 because both her parents were dead." "Well, I found a record of a woman with her mother's name who got married in Nottingham in 1956, not dead, very much alive and eating wedding cake." "Might not be the same woman." "I've ordered up the certificate but why would Charlotte have been sent if she wasn't an orphan?" "So if her mother was alive in '56, she might still be alive." " I know." " So you going to follow that up?" "Well, I'll find the address on the certificate and follow the trail from there." "Do you think it's her?" "About the right age." "Hello, Vera." "Yeah, not bad." "And you?" "Is that the time already?" "Thanks." "Hang on, I'll finish that up." "Excuse me, are you Vera Wilson?" "That's me." "How can I help you, love?" "I was wondering if I could have a word with you in private." "It's something personal." "I'll take you through." "What's it about?" "It's about your family." "Oh, my God." "I knew you'd come one day." "It's you, isn't it?" "You're my baby." "No, Vera, I'm a social worker." "Do you know where our baby is?" "Let's go somewhere where we can talk in private." "Where is she?" "Does she have a family?" "Is she happy?" "Charlotte's in Australia." "She grew up in a children's home in Australia." "In Australia?" "What was she doing over there?" "What was she doing in a children's home?" "I went back to get her and they told me she'd been adopted." "I went back to get her." "They told me she was better off." "She was in a real family." "What's she doing in a children's home on the other side of the world?" "This flight is now closed and will depart." "Final call for British Airways..." "All right, let me take that." " How was your flight?" " All right." "We'll go out this way to the car." "You ready for tonight?" "That's, uh, my mother." "Your grandmother." "She was very strict, you know." "Well, you've got to understand now things were 40 years ago." "No-one wanted... the shame." "It was such a scandal." "Mother wouldn't have me in the house." "They took my baby away from me at the hostel and I tried to visit." "And then one day they said she'd gone." "You had gone." "I kept this for you." "In case." "Well, I always kept it." "I'm up to my eyes at work." "I know." "And we can't afford it" "I know." "MARGARET And the kids?" "We'll be fine here." "Hey." "Oh!" " Nice to see you." " You too." "Uh, Margaret." "This is my brother, Jack." "It's very nice to meet you." "I've heard a lot about you." "Good to meet you too." "How was the flight?" "Uh, yeah, good." "Get these into the car." " You all right?" " Yeah." "Still OK to come to the reunion tomorrow?" "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "You must be tired." "Yeah, a little bit." "So we are delighted to see our usual wonderful turnout of former Fairbridge residents." "This is a nostalgic and happy day for all of us." "Now, just before I go, this is Mrs Humphreys, who has come all the way from England to join one of our old Fairbridgians at the reunion today." "She'd love to hear any stories you have about your time here, so do take the time to talk to her, if you can." "Hello, my name's Margaret Humphreys." "I was recently contacted by a woman who was sent here to Australia as a child and has lost all Contact with her family in England." "And I'm here today to see if any of you are in the same position." "If you want to talk to me, just come and find me later." "All right." "Thank you." "So is this all there is, the bunkhouses, the farm buildings?" "What about the school?" "Well, you only got to go to school if you finished your farm work first." "Jack told me some stories about this place, didn't you, Jack?" "Food was terrible, wasn't it?" "What was it you used to have, Jack?" "You could always tell the Fairbridge kids because they were the ones nicking the other kids' lunch boxes." "Do you know if all the other children were sent out from Britain, the same as you?" "I don't know, I don't know." "Do you know who sent you?" " it's a bit hot." "I'll be out by the bus." " Yeah." "Sorry, Margaret." "This woman you were talking about." " Did you find any family for her?" " Yes." "She was told that her mother was dead but we found her." " You found her mother?" " Yes." "Do you think I've got a mother?" "Everybody's got a mother." "What year?" "What year are we talking about?" "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Any records of who the child migrants were would be back in the UK or with local state authorities." "More." "Oh, there's so many of them" "These migrations - were they organised schemes?" "I can't tell you, really." "it's not my area, I'm afraid." "So, why have I never heard about it?" "Why has no-one ever heard about it?" "I don't suppose anyone was really that interested." "Stay there while I get a view of you two." "What's up, Jack?" "I can't stand Mother's Day." "Get the same feeling every year, like someone's twisting a knife inside me." "So, normally I stay inside on that day and I draw the blinds and I let the phone ring." "I was married, you know." "I've got three kids." "I never knew what was wrong with me." "You know, I'd think about my mother all the time, but I could never talk about it." "How can you talk about someone when you've been told they don't even exist?" "I went to see this doctor." "He put me on antidepressants." "That didn't really help, so I saved them up," "I saved them all up and then..." "I mean, it wasn't my wife's fault, you know." "There's a there's an emptiness in me." "There always has been and I think..." "I thought..." "I think that the only thing that could fill it is her, you know?" " Is my mother." " Jack!" "Jack!" "There's a very strong memory." "I was in the children's home in the UK, I was only ten." "This man in a suit, he came to see me and he says," "'How'd you like to go to Australia?" "The sun shines every day." "You'd live in a white house, ride a horse to school and you'd pick oranges off the trees for your breakfast'" "When I didn't say anything, he says," "'Well, your mother's dead, you know, so you might as well.'" "So..." "Now you're telling me that she might not have been dead, after all." "No, I can't say that, Jack." "We just don't know." "What we can do is we can Search for her records and see what we can find." "I don't know." "Of course, of course." "I don't know." "You found your sister." "She was so happy to see you, you know." "Nicky trusts you." "And I reckon I..." "I think I should too." "There she is." "Hello, sweetie." "Hello, darling." "Good to see you." "How was the plane?" "It was all right, actually." "Come on, guys." " Did you get any sleep?" " Little bit, yeah." "You all right?" "Oh, yeah." "I'm tired." "I'm exhausted." "But I'm very happy to be home." "That's what I found first." "By then I was desperate." "I've been searching court records, children's panel, minutes, you name it." "No trace of the children anywhere." "I was just looking through newspapers round about our date and that leapt out at me." "Now you have the name of the organisation." " Fairbridge" " It wasn't just Fairbridge" "All sorts of different charities ran these schemes." "Churches, Barnardos" "Children from deprived backgrounds, shipped off for a better life in the colonies." "This is it." "This is all fitting together." "The scheme was run from the 19th century till- you won't believe this -1970." "But there was a wave of migrations to Australia between the mid-'50s and the mid-'6Os." "How big?" "How many kids?" "I don't know exactly but it must've been organised." "I mean, organised at the level of government." "These children were in care." "Local authorities were their guardians." "For so many of them to be systematically deported, it must have been government policy." "The Home Secretary would have to consent to them leaving the country." "The Australian Government must've wanted to receive them." "White Australia, I suppose." "You're talking about the organised deportation of children in care." "I don't have any concrete proof yet but the evidence doesn't leave much room for doubt." "So, who's taking responsibility for what happened to these children once they reached Australia?" "Oh, Mew." "I've got the names of hundreds of people in my suitcase, who all want to know who they are." "I know." "Who do I ask?" "Where do I start?" "Are you going to look at all that stuff now?" "Jet lag." "I thought you said you were working in the morning." "I've got to." "I've been summoned." "Merv?" "I'm going to have to get back to Australia." "Well, catch your breath first, eh?" "We can see you now." "...and sent it to the other department." "Shut the door, please." "To the other department?" "OK." "Take a seat." "Two weeks?" "OK." "Well, as you know, Rita's filled me in with what you've been up to." "I've read your report." "Look, I just want to say that I have kept on top of my case load and I went to Australia in my own time, that was my annual leave." " Well, I think that's appalling." " What?" "What is?" "That you had to use your own holiday to pursue this." "Oh." "I'm taking this to the social services committee." "Tell me." "What is it you want to do?" "Well, uh, the people that I've met, they want to find a record of who they are." "They just want to know where they came from." " What do you need?" " Time." "Time to find their families." "How long?" "Well... a year?" "How about two?" "Yes, that would be..." "I'll make a recommendation to the committee." "So, are you talking about me working on this full-time?" "That is what you want, isn't it?" "Yes." "Yes, it is." "Now, how are we going to fund you properly?" "We're going to have raise your profile to try and get some public funding and we need donations." "Have you thought about going to the press?" "Merv?" "It's being printed in the papers in Sydney and Melbourne too." " They're all the same." " I know." "'Dear Mrs Humphreys, I read the article in the paper." "Please could you help me find my mother?" "I was sent to Australia in 1957." "I have no birth certificate'" "I'm in trouble, aren't I?" "Have I helped you understand all that, Bob?" "it's a lot to take in." "They gave me the wrong name." "They'd given you the wrong name." "That's why it's taking so long to find your birth certificate." "So, which name do I use?" "Who am I?" "You're the same person." "But I've got the wrong name." "You're using a different name from the name on your birth certificate." " Do you want to stop for a minute?" " No." "No, I'm good." "So, what next?" "Well, what would you like me to do next?" "Thank you all very much for your patience, and I'll be with you as soon as I can." " I'm very sorry to keep you waiting." " Not a problem." "I'm Dan." " Dan, please come in." "On, I'm Len Connelly." "I'm with Dan." "Oh, nice to meet you." "Well, I usually see people on their own, but uh..." "I'm moral support." "Right, well, Dan, you'll be fine on your own but if that's what you want..." " it's all right." " it's what he wants, yeah." "Well, nice to meet you, Mr Connelly." " Uh... right." "Shall we?" " Yeah." "So, I reckon if I do have any family, they might be around Doncaster." "OK, right." "Doncaster." "Well, from what you've told me," "I will be able to start to trace your mothers birth certificate." "Oh, I've tried all of that I've had the best in the business working on it." " Len." " Nothing." "Can't be done." "Cost me a few bob too." " Not that I'm short of a few bob..." " Excuse me." "I am trying to listen to Dan." "Well, I reckon you need to see me, as well." " Were you a child migrant too?" " I've just told you that." "Well, I'm sure that tracing your family is very important to you." "But right now, this is Dan's time" "OK, so there are three possibilities." "We might be able to find your mother's birth certificate, and obviously that is what we want and what we're hoping for." "We might find her and then discover that she's already passed away." "We might... we might not have any luck." "I'm really sorry." "Excuse me?" "What are you doing?" "Could you put that down, please?" "I was checking what you're up to." "I'm sorry, but if you interrupt again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "When are you going to see me?" "I've got documents the detectives found me." "They never found my mother." "Well, if the world's best private detectives weren't able to trace her," "I'm not really sure what you expect me to do." "Well, I thought you could give it a go." "I'm afraid I have a backlog of people to see on this trip and I won't be able to fit you in." "But if you want to send me your documents, then I'll see what I can do." "Right, now, Dan." "What I'm going to need from you is any recollections that you have firstly from your early childhood..." "Well, you've certainly caused quite a stir, Mrs Humphreys." "There's been a lot of comments since you broke this story in the newspapers." "Well, I didn't exactly break the story." "People are saying what happened to some of these children is an outrage." "Would you care to comment on that?" " Well, I'd say it was, yes." " That's rather a strong word, though." "I met a woman recently who was sent to Australia at five years of age and she wanted me to tell you that she lived with 15 other girls in an unheated, unventilated hut" "for ten years, and during that time, her only possessions were one dress and one pair of shoes." "And then at age 15, she was told that she had to repay her debt of board and lodging and she was sent to work as unpaid slave labour on a farm that was 50 miles from the nearest road." " So what this" " And in all that time, she never knew that she had a mother still living in England who had no idea where she was or what had happened to her." "I'd like to know what word you would use to describe what that mother and daughter suffered." "Mrs Humphreys!" "I've got to talk to you." "I'd like to take you to dinner." "My treat." "My treat." " I can buy my own dinner, thanks." " Come on, what are you?" " One of those lesbian socialists?" " Shut up, Len." "He's all right." "Doesn't know what he's saying." " She's turned crimson." " He's all right." "Hey, Mrs Humphreys!" "Mrs Humphreys, I want an appointment." "So, how long have you been doing this work?" "You know what?" "I've been cleaning floors for 40 years." "First thing they did at Fairbridge when I came off the boat, put a mop in my hands." "'Stop your crying and clean that floor.'" "How old were you?" "I was eight." "I was crying too." "Didn't need to put a bucket of water on the floor." "I was dropping enough water on it." "That was it." "Scrubbing for 40 years." "Sometimes when I was shining up those floors," "I'd think, 'I wonder what my old mum would think if she could see me now.'" "So you remember your mum?" "Of course." "Course I do." "Can't ever forget your mum, can you?" "Just don't know where she is." "He's been in and out of the hospital for years now, but we've never seen him the way he was the other night." "When your program went out on radio, he just... he just broke down, he just howled." "And then all he wanted to do was get a hold of you." " I'm glad I could be here." " He's just over here." "I was only three." "Someone told me my parents were dead." "Then I was on a boat coming here." "I grew up in the orphanage." "You don't want to hear this, Margaret." "Yes, I do." "That's why I'm here." "It was Christmas." "I was really excited." "I... was about seven by then." "I had this wonderful singing voice, you see." "Used to give concerts at the orphanage and this... dentist and his wife asked if I'd come to their home for Christmas Eve and you know, sing for them." " Hello?" " Hello." "Oh, Mew." "Thought I 'd take a chance." "Couldn't sleep." " What time is it there?" " Three in the morning." " Just wondered if you were OK" " Oh, you know." "Getting by." " What's wrong?" " Oh." "It's just... some of the things that I'm hearing..." "Get an earlier flight" "HI some home just before Christmas, like I promised." "It's only a week away" "They were going to keep me over Christmas." "I was going to get presents, proper Christmas dinner." "Come here." "They had a big party" "I sang Ave Maria." "The woman said I was a little angel." "And the dentist..." ".dentist and two other men, they took me into the bathroom and uh, they they..." "§ Ave Maria...§" " What's wrong?" " We can't have that." "We can't have any of it!" "Margaret?" "Margaret!" "Can't have this." " We can't have any of this." " Margaret." "Hey, stop, stop!" "So, what do I tell Ben and Rachel?" "'Sorry, Christmas is cancelled'" "Oh, Merv, I missed you." "I missed you." "I'm sorry." "Really sorry." "Christmas back on, then?" "As long as I don't have to do any bloody carol singing." "Jack?" "Oh, my God!" "Well, I thought you'd never hurry up and find my mum unless I came and helped you out." "Come in, come in." " So you just got here?" " Yep, yep." "Wow!" "OK." "Going to this address." "Map-reading?" "I think I can do that, yeah." "Yeah, it's 71 Lord Nelson Street." "Thank you." "Yeah, no." "Well, I'd be grateful if she could give me a call." "Yeah. it's Margaret Humphreys." "Yes, yes, thank you." " So, where are we off to?" " Right." "We're picking up Nicky from work and we're driving to Tyneside." "Righto" "You're Jack?" "You're little Jack?" "Oh, my God." "You used to sit on my lap." " You know me?" " Yes." " You knew me when I was a little boy?" " Yeah, yeah, I can see you now." "And you're Nicky." " So you knew our mother?" " Yeah." "Oh, she was lovely." "Where is she now?" "Well, we don't know." "We lost her." "We don't remember because we were in children's homes." " Oh, wait a minute, that can't be right." " What?" "Well, the woman I knew would never have put her children in a home." "She lived for that little boy and girl." "We think that maybe her relationship went down and she was on her own and she couldn't cope." "No, she wouldn't have ever lost touch with her babies, not while there was breath in her body." "Well, they sent us away, so she wouldn't have been able to find us." "I see." "Oh, that would have broken her into bits." "What was she like?" "What did she look like?" "Let me think." "She looked a bit like you, actually." "And that was Margaret Humphreys from Nottingham in England." "She's claiming thousands of kids had been deported without their parents' consent" "Now we will be taking your calls." "...today denied allegations surrounding their children's home in Bindoon." "The Brothers are refuting the claims the British nor the government here in Australia have taken any responsibility for this - how would you describe it- deportation?" "Yes, it's clearly the organised deportation of children from one country to another." "And neither the charities nor the church organisations that ran those schemes have been prepared to admit" " that any mistakes were made?" " No." "No, they haven't." "How about a speech, Margaret?" "No, no, really." "All right, thank you." "Well, I want to say thank you to all of you." "This is the proper launch of the Child Migrants Trust and it has a home now- this house." "And without all of the donations and without all of you, none of this would have been possible." "So, thank you for giving me an office in it." "And I'm really glad I don't have to spend another day working in that hotel room." " Cup of tea?" " Yes, thanks." "I'm heading off." "You know, long drive home." " Oh, are you sure, James?" " Yeah." "I don't really know any of these people." "I'm sorry." "I don't want to spoil your party." "You don't know any of them?" "Well, yeah, yeah." "I know the Bindoon boys, of course." " Right." " See you, Margaret." "Margaret Humphreys." "Listen, you bitch." "You tell those whinging bastards to stop talking about Bindoon." "If they tell one more lie about the Brothers, just one more, we Te coming over there and I'll fucking finish you myself" "Do you enjoy running this slanderous publicity machine of yours?" "I'm afraid I don't recognise that description of my work." "I don't represent any newspaper or any television station." "But you'll happily declare your wild allegations to any of them" "I haven't made any direct allegations to the press." "Some of the boys who were sent to your children's home at Bindoon chose to speak to the press when they were approached." "But none of those contacts were initiated by me." "Well, since you've stirred things up, the Christian Brothers have been forced to conduct an internal inquiry into the Boys Towns at Bindoon and elsewhere." "Now, how have you any idea how much distress you have caused to elderly men who only sought the best?" "I'm hearing an awful lot about the distress caused to the Brothers." "No-one's talking about the distress caused to the children who were supposed to be in their care." "You're doing all right then, aren't you?" "They paying you OK, are they?" "This probably isn't the best way to start this conversation, is it?" "I don't think you like me very much, Mrs Humphreys." "All right, I'll be honest with you, then." "I don't know about the man sitting opposite me." "But I'm sure that there's a hurt little boy somewhere inside that I'd like very much." "We're just going to have to take the time to find him." "And how do I know that you're qualified to do that, Mrs Humphreys?" "You'll have to make your own judgment on that, Mr Connolly." "You'll just have to trust me." "It's, uh..." "That's Len Connolly's first step on Australia over there." "Then we were processed in here." "All these little kids quaking' and shakin' and wondering what on earth they'd been dropped into." "Brothers were sent one way, sisters another." "They were all crying into their sleeves, thinking," "'God." "It can't be this hot all the time, can it'?" "'" "Then we were put on the buses out here." "It was when I was shoved onto one of them," "I realised Theresa wasn't coming with us." "She was, um, one of the girls who looked after us on the way over." "She'd taken a shine to me." "Yeah, I was just a little scrap, you know?" "She made a bit of a pet of me on the voyage over." "I think I charmed her." "So when I realised Theresa wasn't coming, I went crazy." "I was bloody fighting to get to the back." "I was climbing over everything, trying to get to her." "Anyway, by the end of that day, I was with the Christian Brothers." "They'd taken all my clothes." "They gave me an old shirt and a pair of shorts to wear and, uh..." "I was cleaning out the rubbish pit at Bindoon." "Yeah." "Yeah, come on." "We don't need to talk about that." "I just want to find my mother." "That's it." "Help me with that if you can." "I don't need anything else." "I'm not offering anything else." "That's not my place." "All I'm asking is have you imagined what it might be like if we do find her?" "Well, let's just find her first, all right?" "OK, we'll try, but what do you want?" "To find her, to know who she is." "You know?" "To know who I am." "You've got absolutely no hopes or expectations beyond that?" "Look, Mrs Humphreys..." "Thanks, mate." "I'm sure that you see old boys and girls day in, day out, bawling their eyes out, telling you how much they miss their dear old mum." "Well, the truth is, our mums shot through, didn't they?" "We didn't just fall out of our prams and fly off with Peter Pan, did we?" "No, our mums didn't want us." "That's why we're here." "Isn't that the truth?" "No." "The truth is actually much more complicated in most cases." "No, she didn't want me." "She put me in a children's home." "Well, that's all right," "Let's just put a face to the old dear." "I can sit here all day if you like and plead on about what a hard life I had at Bindoon." "All right, let's talk about Bindoon" "Look, Mrs Humphreys, I've paid my debts." "I've sourced the Brothers' farm tools through my company." "I've made donations to the Christian Brothers." "I've paid my debts." "Your debts?" "What do you owe them?" "Oh, I don't," "Look, they raised me, fed me, clothed me, whatever, and I've paid it all back." "I don't see how an eight-year-old boy, who's working to grow his own food, who has one pair of shorts, one shirt and no shoes, can be said to be running up much of a debt." "Well, no-one can say I owe them anything." "No, I don't think you do." "But maybe that's the monster living in your head." "I don't like the idea of you walking around with a monster like that in your head." "Mummy!" "I'm afraid this won't do." "I'm here to give somebody some really important news." "They'll remember this day for the rest of their lives." "Can you show me something else?" "Jack." "Come in." "Take a seat." "That's... that's beautiful." "Yes." "So Merv telephoned me last night." "And we've had the results of our latest search." "Have you found my mother?" "Yes." "We were too late." "She's dead, isn't she?" " Yes, she is." " Yeah." "Uh..." "When did she die?" "Last year." "Oh." "So we were just too late, then?" "Mrs Humphreys, no-one is suggesting for a minute that the people you represent have not suffered." "But this has to be placed in its historical context" "What was done was done with the very best intentions." "These children were placed in children's homes." "Without casting any blame, their family situations were far from ideal." "A more modern sensibility might suggest greater effort should have been made to keep families together." "But at the time, it was genuinely believed to be in the children's interests to give them a fresh start." "Ultimately, these children were in the care of the British Government." "And it was the Government of Australia and Britain who were responsible for authorising the migration schemes and if we're talking about historical context," "I'll remind you the last migrants were only snipped out 17 years ago." "But we're not here for recriminations There's no need for that." "Now the Child Migrants Trust has been created, we can offer you an opportunity to redress some of the damage for which your organisations were responsible." "These people were deported as children, young children." "They've been deprived of their family, their identity." "They need to find the families they lost." "I know that you're all going to help them do that." "I think my organisation would be prepared to make a contribution if some trustee arrangement..." "You can't be a trustee." "We have to be able to say to these children - well, adults now - that they're safe." "It has to be a neutral service." "What we are offering you, the Government, is an opportunity to take responsibility for what happened to these children, if you could at least tell us whether you have any records of the child migrants to which you could give us access." "... over 100 years and I can assure you that we're doing everything..." "Look, they just want to know who they are!" "Well, we said it, didn't we?" "Oh, yes." "Excuse me, Mrs Humphreys." "Can I just have a minute of your time?" "You say you're speaking as a mother." "But please, take consolation in your own family rather than meddling with all this." "I mean, now could you possibly understand the real circumstances of these unfortunate children?" "They were living in slums." "They were children of drunks and degenerates" "Come away, Margaret." "So you don't accept the British Government has a case to answer?" "We have every sympathy with the feelings of child migrants." "But you take no responsibility?" "We have no actual responsibility" "Whatever Margaret Humphreys alleges, the fact is..." "They were the responsibility of the British Government." "The fact is this may have been a distressing episode in history" "But there's no profit in playing the blame game." "Right, well, thank you very much..." "We've got them rattled now." "Legally, they're responsible." "They know it, we know it." "We find the paperwork that nails them." "They know we will." " They know the paperwork's out there." " Yeah." "I'm gonna find it, Margaret." "You know I am." "Yeah." "You all right?" "Just tired." "I've got an early start." "Len's flight gets in at 6." "Here, let me do that." "No, never let it be said I didn't take care of my own family before I started meddling with others." "Hey, hey." "Hey." "So it's just us now." "No help coming." "We keep putting them on the spot." "But right now, it is just us." "8,000 miles and I finally get a return trip." "Well, as long as she accepts me, that's all, isn't it?" "As long as she doesn't turn me away." "Got a good memory, though." "I remember walking up a green hill with grass under my bare feet." "There was someone pulling me by the hand because I couldn't walk very well yet." "I was angry 'cause I'd been promised a penny or a sweetie or something and I didn't get it." "It would have been her, wouldn't it, holding my hand?" "What's that?" "It's a cheque." "You can fill in what you like." "You can decide." "You can have that or you can have my loyalty." "I don't mind which." "As long as we're square." "All right, then." "Oh, you see that?" "See that?" "She's in there." " Len?" " Yeah?" "You want me to go in with you?" "No, no, no." "You'll be right." "No, get yourself a cab back." " Or there's a cafe up there that..." " Len, I'm going to be fine." "Thank you, Margaret." "Thank you." "You're very welcome, Len." "Right." "Here we go, then." "The boys' home at Bindoon was closed some time ago." "I understand that" "The Christian Brothers have been victimised..." " Come back to..." " We're considering legal action to prevent journalists trespassing on church property" "I heard you." "Don't think you can come to Perth and tell any lies." "Excuse me?" "Good brothers and sisters ran decent homes for those children." "I do not tell lies." "You know how much you'll hurt the holy fathers with your lies?" "I do not tell lies ever." "it's Margaret Humphreys from the Child Migrants Trust in Australia." "Yes, he'll know what it's regarding." "We've had extensive correspondence on the subject." "Yes." "Well, I would like him to return my call." "Um..." "Yeah." "And if he doesn't, I will call you back tomorrow." "Thank you." "You bitch!" "You fuckin' evil whore!" "Fuckin' open this window!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'm gonna rip you apart!" "Fuck, you'll get it!" "I can get in any time I like!" "Ahh!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Arggh!" "Bitch!" "I can get you any time I like, you bitch!" "You tell lies about the Brothers and you see what you get." "You fucking whore!" "I'll get you!" "Get home." "No, I can't." "Call the police." "Get out of that house." " People are depending on me, Merv." "I've got a load of appointments." "I've got to go." "I'll call you back later." "I heard Bob went out to Bindoon with a camera crew." "Yeah." "That'll stir things up a bit." "Theo said you didn't want to go along." "No, I didn't." "Yeah." "Here, stop!" "I'll wait for you here." "No, you don't need to wait for me." "I'll get a taxi." "I really should get a car." "You don't need a taxi, you don't need a car." "I'll wait for you." "Thank you." "Where are we?" "Where are we?" "Where are we?" "Ah, here we go." "Oops!" "Um, it's right." "Right!" "The other right." " Wanker!" " Yeah, sorry, mate." " Want a bit of classical on?" " No." "Wild World" "You can turn that up though." "§ Say you want to start something new" "§ And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'" "§ Baby, I'm grievin'" "§ And if you wanna leave" "§ Take good care" "§ Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear" "§ Then e lot of nice things turn bad out there" "§ Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world" "§ it's hard to get by just upon a smile" "§ Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world" "§ I'll always remember you like a child, girl" "§ You Know I've seen a lot of what the world can do... §" "Right?" "Have a good night." "Jack, what are you doing here?" "Well, Merv rang and asked me to come over." "He thought you might need a bit of company." "What did he say?" "He said you needed me here." "Sorry, Margaret." "Just bringing your tea." "Sorry." " You got everything you need?" " Yeah." "I thought I might sleep out on the verandah." "Don't much like sleeping under a roof." "All right." "Whatever you want." "Fuck you, bitch!" "Stay away from Bindoon!" "You right in there, Margaret?" "Yeah." "Oooo" "I..." "I can't breathe." "I can't breathe." "I can't breathe." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." "it's my heart. it's my heart." " Calm down, darling." "...sit down and eat your cereal." "Rachel, come and get your breakfast" "Rachel!" "Mum?" "Tell them you have to stay here." "Tell them you belong to us." "Rachel." "Rachel." "No, my darling, it's just..." "I'm taking you to the doctor." " I don't need to go." " I'm taking you." "Oh, for God's sake, I can get myself to the doctor." "Look, I only came because my husband insisted." "I just wanted to set his mind at rest." "I know there's nothing wrong with me." "I think you have post-traumatic stress disorder." "I'm sorry but that is rubbish." "Nothing happened to me, it all happened to them." "Absorbing other people's pain is a stress of its own." "I can't stop." "There's no-one else." "If I..." "And she hasn't stopped." "Oh, Margaret Lovely to see you." "Hello." "Margaret, hi." "Hope you don't mind us dropping in on you." "I was just telling them, Margaret, we had such a good day." "I really wanted to invite you but we know you're so busy." "30 years I was working at that pub." "And they never knew I had a daughter." "She was really keen for me to come over for the retirement party but we didn't know what we were going to tell people." " Then Bill says..." " Bill's one of the regulars." "'Who's this lovely young lady, Vera'?" "'" "He's ancient, see, so..." "And I said, 'This is my daughter, Bill." "My daughter Charlotte'" " And he says..." " Never even blinked." "...'She looks just like you.'" " He could tell." " Anyone could tell." "And there we were in front of them all, together." "Mother and daughter." " I tell you, Margaret..." " It was the happiest moment..." " Of my life." " Both of us." "We just..." "We just felt... whole." "At last." "Nothing missing." "I said, 'We have to come and tell Margaret.'" "But we didn't even know if you'd be here, you're so busy." "So when are you back off to Australia?" "Well, as soon as this lot can spare me." "There's a chilled chardonnay on the table there for you." "Margaret River." "Bit young but hitting its stride, I reckon." "I didn't come here to drink, Len." "I thought you wanted to talk." "I do." "I've got some soup too. it's home-cooked." "I can cook, you know." "I'm sure you can." " You look hungry enough." " I've already eaten." "What was it you wanted to say?" "You're a difficult woman to entertain, Mrs Humphreys." "All right." "Look, um, all this TV coverage, it's stirred everything up, Margaret." "It's got the boys talking." "And, um, I've been watching how the boys are around you, and, uh, not speaking out of turn, you know what I'm talking about." "You're like a sister to them." "You're family after everything you've done." "You know?" "Only family most of us will ever have anyway." "I'm not sure that family is really the right word." "Well, that's how we feel." "No, but you're right, it's... it's not real." "'Cause you haven't been there, have you?" "You've heard about our childhood but you haven't touched our childhood." "'Cause you haven't been there." "Where?" "To Bindoon" "I'm, uh..." "I'm asking you to come to Bindoon with me." "No." "Well, have a think about it, Margaret." "Look, Len, what you all suffered at Bindoon, that's your history." "But it's not mine." "I have to be careful." "Oooo." "I'm not, um..." "It wouldn't be appropriate for me to get too close to all of that" "It's..." "Well, it wouldn't be right." "No, no, you'll be right." "I'll look after you." "No, Len, I don't want to." "I don't have to go there and I don't want to." "OK, OK, but look at it from the old boys' point of view." "That's like saying that you can't look at who they are." "Is that what they're saying?" "Well, you have a think about it, Margaret." "Maybe that's the monster living in your head." "I don't like to think of you walking around with a monster like that in your head." "Well, we should be there in a couple of hours." "It used to take six before they graded the road." "God." "You should have seen it- 40 or 50 little nippers bouncing around in the back of an open truck, eating dust and flies, crying for their mums." "We thought we'd been dropped off at the end of the earth." "You right?" "See it from here first." "Is it what you expected?" "I didn't know it would be so big." "And I didn't know it would be so beautiful." "The boys put every stone of that building together." "I know." "The cement would burn your feet." "We'd no shoes." "The cement would burn the cuts on our feet and the sores on our hands and knees." "All day, in blazing heat, no rest, no water." "I was nine years old and I was lifting rocks the size of my upper body." "And he's yelling at us, 'You weak, weak, pitiful sons of whores'" "We built stations of the cross." "But who was crucified, huh?" "Tell me that." "You all right to go down?" "Suppose they don't let us in." "There's a swimming pool at the back of the building." "I paid for it." "They'll let us in." "He had this... he had this big knobby stick." "And he would crack you over the skull with it." "Leather belts." "Fanbelt from the tractor." "Anything that would give you a good wallop, you know?" "They'll still be having their breakfast." "Feel like a cup of tea?" "Come on." "Morning, brothers." "I've brought Mrs Humphreys to have a look around the old place if that's all right." "Come through." "There we go." "Is there any chance of a cuppa?" "We can do better than a chipped cup, can't we, brother?" "We'd hear one of the brothers coming." "Just his footsteps on the wooden floor." "You'd be lying there in the wet sheets and you're thinking," "'Oh, please, God..." "Please, God, don't let it be me.'" "He would make you strip naked and get on the tables with everybody watching you." "Don't know where I thought I could run to, there's nothing there for miles." "He came after me on horseback." "When he caught me... .he tied me to a tree." "And he, uh..." "He..." "You probably can't believe me." "Of course I believe you." "The fucker raped me, Margaret." "Hey, I think you might have forgotten something, brother." "I'll fix it up, shall I?" "Didn't matter if he split your skull open, he'd keep whacking away." "You just thought..." "'I'm nothing now." "Nothing at all.'" "Who's gonna..." "Who's gonna look after me?" "Who's gonna look after me?" "I'm nobody." "Have I disturbed you, brothers?" "Have I frightened you?" "What have you got to be frightened of?" "Grown men like you." "Look at that, Margaret." "Can't see another house." "Nothing but bush." "No-one would find you here." "He'd wait for me after dark, Brother Norman." "He took a shine to me." "I was a favourite, I suppose." "I don't know." "You just think, 'I'll live through this." "It'll stop one day.'" "Bloody years." "Margaret, have a look at that, Black cockatoo" "Oh, there'd be flocks of them over here sometimes." "They'd sound like trains going over your head." " You all right?" " Yeah." "You've gone a funny colour." "I'll just get you a drink." "There you go." " You right?" " I'm fine. it's just the heat." "OK." "Know what your problem is, Mrs H?" "You don't look after yourself properly." "You won't let anyone else do it either." "Len, it's not for anybody else to look after me." "I've been loved and looked after my entire life." "It's your turn now." "But you'll never get it." "Everybody thinks there's going to be this big cathartic moment when the wrongs are righted and the wounds healed, but it's not going to happen." "I can't give you back what you've lost." "Well, there's plenty of other people in that boat." "Well, its not enough, is it, Len?" "it's never enough." "Jeez, old Bindoon, it shook you up all right, didn't it?" "No, I'm fine." "It should shake me up." "I'm the one who should be shaking." "But even if I was lying here in the dirt bawling like a kid," "I couldn't feel it all, could I?" "Isn't that what you'd tell me?" "I had to stop crying when I was eight." "I don't know how to start now." "But you feel it." "You feel it for all of us because we can't, you do." "No, you're fighting for us, Margaret." "You're in there for us." "You're on our side." "So let the rest go." "Just let the rest go." "What you're doing is enough." "It's more than anyone else has ever given me." "Happy Christmas." " And happy Christmas." " Oh!" "Ooh!" "Happy Christmas, darling." "Here you go, love." "Happy Christmas." "So, what are you going to give all of us for Christmas, Ben?" "I gave you my mum." "So you did." "So you did, darling, and we love you for it." "Hear, hear." "Hey, don't do that." "Don't do that." "Don't start snivelling" "Bloody hell, woman, what are you trying to do to me?" " See you in a couple of weeks." " See you in a couple of weeks." "Now that I've lost everything to you" "§ You say you want to start something new" "§ And it's breaking my heart you're leavin'" "§ Baby, I'm grievin'" "§ If you want to leave, take good care" "§ Hope you find a lot of nice things to wear" "§ Then a lot of nice things turn bad out there" "§ Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world" "§ it's hard to get by just upon a smile" "§ Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world" "§ And I'll always remember you like a child, girl. §" "English .srt" "Subtitles Dan4Jem, AD.MMXI.VIII"

"I got the strangler!" "Wabash and Van Buren!" "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit!" "Jack, get the van." "Eddie, help me!" "Eddie, don't leave me!" "God, no!" "Give it up, Ray!" "It's over!" "Oh, God, I'm dying." "You hear this, you son of a bitch?" "I'm gonna get you for it!" "I'm gonna get you... and I'm gonna get Eddie... no matter what!" "I gotta find somebody." "I don't know." "I gotta find somebody." "Give me the power, I beg of you!" "I have no friends." "No one will play with me." "Uh-oh." "There's a friend in need." "Hey, cheer up." " Who are you?" " I'm a Good Guy." "I've just come from the Good Guy clubhouse... and I'll be your friend to the end." "You will?" "You mean you'll be my friend now?" "Sure, I will." "Hidey-ho." "I saw this one." "All right, Good Guys, that's our "Good Guy Show" for today... but don't go away... because we've got a very important Good Guy message... just for you." "Hi, Good Guys." "Boy, have I got news for you." "Now you can have your very own Good Guy doll." "That's right." "You can have all the adventures... we have on TV in your very own home." "Good Guys say three different sentences." "We even turn our heads and blink our eyes when you talk to us." "Right, Oscar?" "Hi, I'm Oscar, and I'm your friend to the end." "Hidey-ho!" "Wow!" "Every Good Guy has a name all his own... so he can be your very own best friend." "So remember to tell Mom and Dad you want a Good Guy." "Perfect for birthdays or just any old time." "And remember, you can buy... all our Good Guy accessories too." " Right, Oscar?" " Right." "Brought to you exclusively by Play Pals... makers of Good Guys and other fine toys." "Found in toy stores throughout the greater Chicago area." "Mommy, wake up!" " What time is it, Andy?" " Wake up." "It's only 6:30 in the morning." "But it's a beautiful day outside." "See?" "It certainly is." "How long you been up, birthday boy?" "Since forever." "I made you breakfast in bed." "You did?" "Oh, God." "Well, thanks." "Well, this looks just excellent." "I'll tell you what." "Why don't I eat this just a little later, okay?" "But first I gotta give you your super-duper birthday tummy-gummy." "Come here." "Come here." "That's one." "How many years old are you today?" "Two." "Happy birthday, pumpkin." "Thanks." "Can we open my presents now, Mommy?" " Yes, we can." " Terrific!" "Good morning, Chicago." "Leading off at this hour..." "Charles Lee Ray, the notorious Lake Shore Strangler... was shot and killed shortly before 3:00 a.m. this morning on Wabash Avenue." "Can I open this first, Mommy?" "Andy, don't you want to start with the smaller one first?" "Okay, go ahead." "Well, what do you think?" "You need these clothes so badly." "I think they're gonna be okay." "We'll just take them up a couple inches." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "I know." "You want some toys, don't you?" "Not boring old clothes." "Try the other one." "What do you think?" "I want a Good Guy to go with it." "I know you do, Andy, but I didn't know about it... in time this month to save up for it." " Karen." " Hi." "You know that doll you wanted for Andy?" "It cost 100 bucks." "There was a peddler in the alley behind the store and I think he's got one." " Why would a peddler have a doll?" " Grab your purse." "We can get a deal." " I can't leave." " Do you want it or not?" " Of course." " Then come on." "There he is." "Okay, show her." "Well, is it a Good Guy or not?" "It is." " Well, I told you." " How much do you want?" " Fifty bucks." " Ten and not a penny more." " Thirty." " That thing is not worth thirty." "Take it or leave it." "Somebody else will buy it." " Take it." " It's too much money." "No, it isn't." "You have no idea how much Andy wants this doll." " But we don't know if it works." " Here you go, lady." " May it bring you and your kid joy." " Thank you." "Hold on, you!" "How do we know the damn thing isn't stolen?" " Steal this!" " Steal this yourself." " Maggie." " I think I dated him." "Come on." "We gotta get back to work." "Andy's going to love it!" "Nice of you to drop by." "Have a nice break?" " Sorry." "I was only gone for a minute." " Have a heart, Criswell." "We were downstairs buying her little boy a birthday present." "We have specified break times for activities like that." "Mrs. Howe is sick and we're shorthanded tonight." "You have to fill in." "I can't." "I have to pick up my son at the day care." " This is an emergency." " I'll take over for her." "Miss Peterson, you work in shoes, not in jewelry." "You'll have to do it." "You can take off at 5:00 but be back at 7:00." "It's my son's birthday." "Are you happy with your job?" "Yes, I am." "Then I suggest" "Chill out, would you, Walter?" " I'll take care of Andy." " You can't do it again." "Don't be silly." "It'll be the hottest date I've had in months." "I can't imagine why." " Where are you going?" " "Good Guys" are on TV." "I may have something better for you." "What?" "This isn't groceries." "A Good Guy!" "I knew it!" "I knew you'd get me one!" "Show me how he works." "Hi, I'm Andy." "What's your name?" "Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend to the end." "Hidey-ho." "Wow!" "He's something, isn't he?" "Oh, Mom, thanks." "You're welcome, honey." " See, that's how you build things." " WDOL with a late-breaking report." "Eddie Caputo, accomplice of Charles Lee Ray... has just escaped the Michigan Avenue Precinct." "More details to follow on the news at 9:00 next." "Hey, Chucky, you're not watching me." "Hey, want to play?" "Time for bed, Andy." "Come on, Chucky." "We have to get ready to go to bed." "Aunt Maggie, Chucky wants to watch... the 9:00 news." "Sure he does." "Okay, kid, off we go." "Come on." "There we go." " Chucky." " Oh, yes, Chucky." "You too." "Off we go." "Now it's brush your teeth and under the covers with you." "Okay?" "Agreed?" "Good." "You yell when you're ready for me to tuck you in." "Hey, Chucky, want to see my room?" "Andy, are you brushing your teeth?" "Yes, Aunt Maggie!" "Good." "And now, Action News at 9:00." "In Washington today, the mayor replied... that he would study the congressional findings carefully... and have the commission on gang-related violence issue recommendations to him." "Back to you, Steve." "Thank you, Terry." "Police have now clarified the information... regarding the escape of Eddie Caputo." "Caputo eluded his captors... while being transferred onto a prison bus on his way to court." "Okay, mister, what do you have to say about this?" " About what?" " Come on." "You know, you have to learn that when I say something, I mean it." " But what did I do?" " You know what I'm talking about." "Turning the TV on and putting Chucky in front of it... when I told you it was time to go to bed." " I didn't do that." " No?" "What did Chucky do?" "Walk into the living room and turn it on by himself?" "Did you do that, Chucky?" "Andy, stop it!" "Under the covers!" "Hurry." " But Aunt" " Under the covers and not another word." "But I didn't put Chucky in front of the TV." "Shh." "Enough." "Okay?" "Give me a kiss." "Good night, baby, and happy birthday." "Good night, Aunt Maggie." "I told you she'd be mad at you if you watched the news." "Andy, is that you?" "How did that happen?" "Hello?" "Hi." "How's it going?" "How's Andy?" " Karen?" " Who else?" "Is something wrong?" "No." "Everything's fine." "You don't sound like everything's fine." "I just had a bit of the alone-at-night willies." "Now, would you stop worrying and... give Criswell a kick in the pants for me." "You got it." "Listen." "Thank you for everything." "You're a real pal." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Give Andy a kiss for me." "See you soon." "Bye." "What is wrong with me?" "I'm scaring myself half to death." "Get away from this barricade." "Move it back." "There's nothing to see." "Let's move this police line back." "Go on home, folks, please." "She was on the sixth floor." "Whoa, miss!" "What are you doing?" "I live here." "Mommy!" "Oh, thank God." "Are you all right?" "I'm so glad." "I got so scared when" "What's wrong?" "Where's Maggie?" " She had an accident." " What kind of an accident?" "Mrs. Barclay, I'm Detective Mike Norris, homicide." "Could I talk to you out in the hall?" " Why?" "What's happened to Maggie?" " Please." "I'll be right back." "Look, Mrs. Barclay" "What?" " Miss Peterson's dead, Mrs. Barclay." " What?" " How?" " She fell from your kitchen window." " No!" " Whoa." "You all right?" "Yes." "Come on." "Do you got any idea what these are?" "No." "They look like footprints, don't they?" "Very small footprints." " What are you implying?" " I don't know." "What would Andy be doing up on the counter, right?" "I already checked his closet." "None of his shoes matched these prints." "Mommy?" "Chucky wanted to know what was going on." "I want you to go to bed." "We are very busy." " But Mom" " Right now, please." "What's on your feet?" "Good Guy pj sneakers." "Wow." "Come here." " Can I see the bottoms of them?" " Sure." "Look at this." "There's a gun." "Is that a cowboy hat?" "Andy, get into bed." "I'll be in to tuck you in." " But Mom" " Right now!" "Why are you treating Andy like this?" "If he says he doesn't know how those footprints got there, then he doesn't." "Look, somebody made those footprints." "If not Andy, then who?" "I don't know and I don't care." "I've just lost my best friend to a horrible accident... and I would like some time alone with my son who I'm sure is just as upset." "I'm sorry." "I'll clear everybody out of here right away." "Hey, guys, you done?" "Let's go." "Let's go, everybody." "Out of here!" "What do you think was so important... about my sneakers, Chucky?" "You don't know either, do you?" "Let me know if you find anything out about those footprints." "I know who was on the kitchen counter." " Who, Andy?" " Chucky!" "Your doll?" "That's enough stories for tonight." "Back to bed." "I mean it!" "Good night, detective." " What?" " Are you going to call me?" " You don't give up, do you?" " I just" " I hate loose ends." "And I hate people who don't know when stop." " Ouch." "A spirited lady." " No kidding." "I want that autopsy report first thing tomorrow... and anything you can find out about the Barclays." "You got it!" "Anything else?" "Yeah." "Here." "Get this to the lab." "I found it in the corner of the kitchen." " What is this?" " Possible murder weapon." "Come on." "You're kidding me." "Hey, you are kidding me, aren't you?" "Who are you talking to?" "Chucky." "Chucky, huh?" "Yeah, sure, Chucky." "He's sitting right over there." "Chucky's been talking to you too, hasn't he?" " What's he been saying?" " All kinds of things." "His real name is Charles Lee Ray... and he's been sent down from heaven by Daddy... to play with me." "He has, has he?" "Anything else?" "Yes." "He said Aunt Maggie was a real bitch... and got what she deserved." "Andy, how can you say something so horrible?" "I didn't say it." "Chucky did." "Andy, stop it." "You know perfectly well that you're making this up!" "But I'm not." "Chucky's alive." "Really, he is." "Chucky" " Chucky's a doll." "He's made of plastic and stuffing." "Look at him." "Does he look like anything else?" "Don't, you'll hurt him." "Andy, look!" "You don't really think that Chucky is alive, do you?" "But he is." "Andy, stop it!" "Please!" "It's 'cause of Aunt Maggie you're yelling at me, isn't it?" "Yes." "Yes, I guess it is." "I'm sorry." "I'll stop making up stories." "Thanks, champ." "Do you want to sleep in with me tonight?" "No, it's all right." "I've got Chucky." "Come on, into bed." "Good night, sweetheart." "I love you." "Bye-bye." "You're right, Chucky." "She didn't believe me." "Hi." "I like to be hugged." "Good." "I'd love to hug you too." "You sure you're all right about last night?" "No bad dreams about Aunt Maggie?" "And Chucky's only a doll, right?" "Off to school then." "I love you tons." "43rd street." "Next stop, 47th." "Is that Eddie's?" "Look, you stay here." "I have to go tinkle." "I'll be right there, Chucky!" " Mrs. Barclay?" " I came as soon as I got your message." "You haven't picked up your son from school?" " I came directly from work." "Why?" " Let's go into my office." " Is something wrong with Andy?" " Please." " I don't know how to tell you this." " Tell me what?" "Do you have any idea why your Aunt Maggie fell out of that window?" " Yes." " Could you tell me why?" "'Cause she saw Chucky and it scared her so much, she fell out." "She did, huh?" "So why did Chucky go to see Eddie Caputo?" "Mommy!" "All right, sweetheart." "Come on." "Now listen to me, okay?" "Nobody believes you about Chucky." "Unless you start telling the truth right now... they're going to take you away from me." "You hear that, Chucky?" "They're taking me away unless you say something." "Please, say something." "Come on, Chucky!" "Say something!" "Tell me why you lied to me about everything." "Come on, Chucky!" "Say something!" "Tell me!" "Hi!" "I'm Chucky and I'm your friend to the end." "Hidey-ho." "Mommy, he's doing it on purpose!" "He told me never to tell about him or he'd kill me." "Mrs. Barclay, my name is Dr. Ardmore." "I'm from County General." "I've seen more than enough." "Maybe Andy should spend a couple of days with us." "Well, say something, you little bastard." "Say something, damn it!" "Hi." "I like to be hugged." ""He wants you for a best friend."" "Yeah, sure." "Hi." "I'm Chucky!" "Want to play?" "Talk to me." "Come on, talk!" "I said talk to me, damn it!" "All right!" "Then I'm going to make you talk!" "Talk to me, or I'll throw you in the fire!" "You stupid bitch!" "You filthy slut!" "I'll teach you to fuck with me!" "Stop!" "Detective Norris!" " What are you doing back here?" " Andy was telling the truth." " Chucky is alive and killed Caputo." " What?" "I was about to throw away the box he came in when the batteries fell out." "Don't you see?" "He's been moving and talking without any batteries." " What are you talking about?" " How I found out the doll is alive." "I threatened to throw him into the fireplace... when all of a sudden, he came alive." "I dropped him, and he ran out of the apartment." "Good night, Mrs. Barclay." "Wait a minute!" "I am telling you the truth!" " He killed Maggie and Caputo." " Look, I sympathize with you." "I hated what happened in there today, but lying is" "Lying?" "Does this look like I'm lying?" " How did you get those?" " Chucky bit me." "Oh, for God's sake!" "All right, don't believe me!" " Where you goin'?" " To find Chucky!" "How you gonna do that?" "I'll start with the peddler I bought him from." "That isn't a good part of town!" "You hear me?" "You don't want to go down there at this time of night." "Goddamn it!" "What's she doin' here?" "Hey, excuse me." "Mister!" "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Do you remember me?" "I bought a doll from you in back of Carson's department store yesterday." " Doll?" " A Good Guy doll." " You sold it to me." "Do you remember?" " What about it?" " Where did you get it?" " What will you give me if I tell you?" "I don't have much." "You're welcome to whatever I have." "It's not enough." "What else you got?" " That's all I've got." " All you got?" " What are you" " Yes." " That's not all you got." " Wait a minute." " No, you got a lot." " Wait!" "No!" " Pig!" " He's a cop!" " What about the rest of you?" "You wanna party too?" "You want to answer the lady now?" "Where did you get that doll?" "I don't know nothin' about no doll." "You won't know nothin' about nothin'!" "Now talk!" "A burned-out toy store on Wabash!" "That's where I got it." "Get outta here!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Wait." "Something the peddler said upset you." "What was it?" "I just told you-- nothing." "Goddamn it!" "My son's life is at stake!" "What was it?" "The place where he said he got the doll, Charles Lee Ray died there." "Who?" "The Lake Shore Strangler." "He's partners with Eddie Caputo." " Where are you going?" " Wabash and Van Buren." "It's an abandoned wreck of a store." "Why don't you believe me?" "It was struck by lightning the night Charles Lee Ray died." " How do you know that?" " Because I was there!" "I killed him!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "It's not exactly the kind of thing you tell someone." "Let me take you home." "You need some sleep." " Did he say anything?" " Who?" " Charles Lee Ray." " He threatened to kill me and Caputo." "Sorry you couldn't find anything to help Andy." "I really am." "But I did." "I found out that Chucky is Charles Lee Ray." "The only thing I don't know is how he got inside the doll." " Good night." " Where did Charles Lee Ray live?" "Look, please, will you just get out of the car?" "Just tell me." "Don't you understand?" "Andy's life depends on it." "730 Stoney Island, the south side." "I've already checked." "There's nothing there." "Good night." "Where are you going?" " Home." "Get some sleep." " You can't do that!" "Don't you see?" "You just said it." "Chucky killed Caputo." "That leaves you." " That does it." " Please listen to me." " Out." " I am telling you the truth!" " Why won't you believe me?" " Because I'm sane and rational." "All right!" "Do you remember what you said the first night you met me?" " What?" " You didn't like loose ends." "I'm a loose end." "You can't let go what I said tonight without checking it out." "For the last time, good night." "Good night, asshole." "Oh, God!" "Look out!" "Won't do ya any good!" "You can't hurt me!" "What are you doing here?" "After I talked to you last night..." "I decided to go back to the station and pull Ray's file." "I learned a couple of things." "His nickname was Chucky." "He spent a lot of time with this man." "All we have to do is find him before Chucky does." "Over here!" "It's me." "Chucky." "What d'ya think?" "The grigri work?" "You know, when I came here learning about how to beat death..." "I thought maybe you were pullin' my chain." "But not now." " Only one problem." " What?" "This." "I didn't think anybody could hurt me." "But last night I got shot." "Know somethin'?" "It hurt." "It hurt like a son of a bitch." "It even bled." "Why's that?" " You're turning human?" " What?" "The more time you spend in that body... the more human you become." "You mean I have to live the rest of my life in this body?" "No fucking way!" "You got me into this, you get me out!" " I can't do that." " Why not?" "Because you're an abomination!" "An outrage against nature!" "You've perverted everything I've taught you... and used it for evil!" "You have to be stopped!" "You know, I thought something like this might happen." " That's why I prepared for it." " What are you talking about?" "Your own personal mojo." " Give me that." " Sure." "How do you want it?" "Broken leg?" "Shouldn't tell your customers where you hide things like this." "Gets you in trouble every time." "How do I get out of this body?" " No." "I won't tell you." " Yeah?" "Tell me or die." "Your choice." "I'll tell you." "You have to transfer your soul out of the doll... into that of the first human being you revealed your true self to." "You mean the first person I let in on the fact that I was really alive?" "I just don't believe it." "The first person I told my secret was a six-year-old kid." "I'm gonna be six years old again." "Well, it's been fun, but I gotta go." "I have a date with a six-year-old boy." "And you have a date with death." "So long." "Hold it!" "Wait!" "Oh, my God." " Too late." " What?" "Must save the boy." "Must" "Must get his soul... into him like he got into doll." "What?" "You must stop him before he can say the chant." "Kill him before he can say it." "But how?" "The heart." "His heart is almost human." "It's the only way." "Through the heart." "Help me!" "Dr. Ardmore, Chucky's here!" "Help me!" "He's coming to kill me!" "He's here!" "Chucky's here!" "I don't see anybody." "But Chucky's here." "And he's going to kill me." "But Chucky is here, and he's going to kill me!" "He's going to kill me." "Please don't leave me." "Please." "Stop!" "Stop him!" "Check the north corridor!" "Easy, Andy, easy." "It's all right." "You're not gonna need this anymore." "But I do!" "Chucky's in the room, and he's trying to kill me!" "No." "It's gonna be all right." "I'm gonna protect you." "Easy, boy, easy." "Nobody's here." "No, please!" "He'll kill you too." "No." "Please listen to me." "Please!" "This is just gonna sting you for one second." "Stop!" "Stop!" "What happened?" "Miss, could you just excuse us for a minute?" "What?" " What?" " Yeah, yeah." "Fried him to a crisp with the electric shock machine, and then he escaped." "Escaped?" "Where?" "We don't know, but I bet she does." "You seen Chucky anywhere?" " Who's Chucky?" " Kid's doll." "The same one that was at the station." "Have you seen him?" "What am I gonna know about a doll?" "Where are you goin'?" "They think Andy did it." "The girl said Chucky was here looking for Andy." " Where would Andy go?" " Home." " I said go there if he was in trouble." " Does he have a key?" " It's under the mat." " Come on." "We don't have much time." "Look, George." " Some child left their doll." " Leave it alone." "Whoever left it there will come back looking for it." "Ugly doll." "Fuck you." "Surprise!" "Batter up!" "Give me the power, I beg of you." "Can you hear me?" "Karen, are you all right?" "Just take care of Andy." "Take this." "Take it." "Mommy." "What's wrong?" "Gun jammed?" "Andy, help me!" "The matches!" "Please!" "Now!" "Andy, no, please." "We're friends to the end." "Remember?" "This is the end, friend." "Oh, my baby." "You all right?" "Go get me the first-aid kit under the kitchen sink really fast." " What happened?" " Oh, God." "Chucky's dead." "Mommy, Chucky's gone." "Andy, hurry up." "Hello, Andy." "Mommy." "Give me the boy and I'll let you live!" "Do you hear me?" "Give me the boy!" "Give me the boy!" "What the hell's goin' on here?" "God!" "Oh, Jesus." "I got a cop down-- multiple stab wounds." "Brewster Apartments on north Grand Street." "Make it fast." "They're gonna be here in ten minutes." "What happened?" "The kid was right." "The doll's alive." " He almost got the three of us." " What?" "You don't believe me?" "Go on." "Check it out in the hall." "He's scattered all over the hall." "But don't touch it." "Understand?" " Don't you touch one part of it!" " All right." "Take it easy." "Just relax, all right?" "I'd like you to take a look, because there's no way this thing's alive." " I told you not to touch it." " Be sensible." "Look." "It's as dead as they come." "Choke him!" "Kill him!" "Kill him now!" "Strangle him!" "Don't let go!" "God." "Kill them!" "Kill them all!" "The heart!" "Shoot him in the heart!" "Hi." "I'm Chucky." "Wanna play" " You believe me now?" " Yeah." "But who's gonna believe me?" "Come on." "All right." "Ready?" "Here we go." "Come on." "We're gonna go to the hospital with Mike." "Let's go."

"I really made my bones with that last collar, babe." "Today's the day." "You woke up with a guard this morning." "But tonight, you're going to bed with a detective." "Shh..." "Okay, you get some rest, 'kay?" "Probably need it." "[Groans]" "Here's Ben dressed like a dragon." "All:" "Aww." "Here's me and Abed dressed as Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy." "All:" "Aww." "Who's Nick Nolte?" "All:" "Aww." "Hey, Abed, can I borrow some change for the water fountain?" "Yeah." "Here you go." " Thank you." " Wait." "Change?" " Hey, Dean." " Hmm?" "What are you doing?" "Nothing after lunch." "And I can skip lunch if you want" " Oh." "That." "Keeps tuition down and it saves on water, too." "That's because nobody's gonna pay to drink water." "Actually it's a two drink-minimum." "It'll be reflected in your tuition." "Hey, Dean." "Thanks for the new digs." "Ah, eh, remember what we talked about?" "We have to keep this whole living situation kind of quiet." "You know, on the d-low." "Sure, you know, I'm barely there." "I'm married to the job." "And to a mannequin leg I found in the boiler room." "Homewrecker." "Your first major lab assignment is to construct a terrarium." "Sort of like a diorama." "[Groaning]" "You guys have weird reactions to stuff." "Hey, can I ask you something?" "This is unrelated." "As someone who just finished spending the majority of his life in prison, what happened with legos?" "They used to be simple." "Oh, come on, I know you know what I'm talking about." "Legos were simple." "Something happened out here while I was inside." "Harry Potter legos, Star Wars legos." "Complicated kits, tiny little blocks." "I mean, I'm not saying it's bad, I just wanna know what happened." "All right, fine." "Your terrariums are due tomorrow." "And everyone look across the table at the person in front of you." "That's your lab partner for the rest of the semester." "Saddle up." "Who are these people?" "♪ Give me some rope, tie me to a tree ♪" "♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪" "♪ somebody said we could be here ♪" "♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪" "♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪" "♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪" "Um, hello, please, Professor Kane?" "Yes?" "I know you haven't been here at Greendale very long, but, um..." "We're a study group." "It's kind of a thing." "We've been through a lot." "You probably heard of the space bus." "Paintball." "I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom, and these are the only guys I've ever told." "Yeah, we're like a family." "We love each other." "Second paintball." "What is happening at this school?" "I have so many conversations that make no sense." "Uh, we'd really prefer to partner up amongst ourselves." "I don't care." "Go ahead." "[Cheering variously]" "It's not you, it's me." "I'm just trying to protect us both from more pain down the road." "I may have a developmental disorder." "I need to catch up on Breaking Bad, so..." "I'm so sorry." "I have a developmental disorder." "Star Wars, Star Wars." "Cool, cool, cool." "Hmm." "You understand." "You're also, quite frankly, a very weird-looking man." "I don't know you, but I just don't trust you." "And I don't think I could grow to like you." "The point of what I'm trying to tell you, Todd, is that I don't want to be your lab partner." "No offense." "None taken." "I understand, you wanna be with your friends." "Don't tell me what I'm feeling or thinking." "It's petty." "Good-bye, Todd." "Okay, how are we gonna divide the" "Hey, Todd!" "Todd, buddy!" "You passed the test." "I've been walking my beat a long time, sir." "A long time." "I've kept my head down, paid my dues." "And, well, I think I'm ready to make detective." "You've only been here a month." "You really haven't done much of anything." "And there's no such thing as security guard detective." "We don't solve crimes." "We barely prevent them." "You wanna detect something?" "Do it on your own time." "Maybe I will." "[In voiceover] "Maybe I will."" "My own words rang in my head like a bell inside a head." "Maybe I was crazy." "Or maybe, just maybe, I was a detective." " Hey." " What?" " Looking for something?" " No." "[In voiceover] She said she wasn't, but her eyes said otherwise." "She was all dame, legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso." "The kind of arms that had elbows." "Um..." "Did you just call me in here to stare at me?" "The way she left, I could tell that somebody-- or something--had really put the scare on her." "But what?" "Why?" "Stapler." "Was I crazy?" "Or were they somehow connected?" "I can't believe it." "This is the first time there hasn't been a beetle in here." "Should we move outside?" " Uh-huh." "Did you even hear what I said?" " Uh-huh." " Seriously?" "Is this what it's gonna be like working together?" "What?" "I lost three followers?" "Man, people just can't handle the truth about Ben Sherman's winter collection." "[Chuckles]" "Roommates, study group, lab partners." "We really are gonna spend all our time together." "How awesome is that?" "Very." "You know what else is awesome?" "Last night I saw the Hong Kong movie." "That Kickpuncher is based on." "Yeah, I know, I was there." "Did you see the scene where Kickpuncher kick-punches 200 guys with one kick-punch?" "Yeah." "Both of them." "Oh." "Both:" "We spend too much time together." "Jinx." "Here's Ben with his cupcake." "[Giggling]" "And here he is a few seconds later when he was crying because he dropped his cupcake." "Mm-hmm." "And here he is with another cupcake." "Oh, oh, wait, these pictures are out of order." "That's the same cupcake." "Oh, Shirley, these pictures are adorable." "And comprehensive." "But did you know that sugar is like baby meth?" "That's what my homeopath said." "Well, maybe your gay friend should mind his own business." ""Forget about the girl," I told myself." ""Let her go, like a lobster claw letting go of a small balloon for lobsters."" "Still, I had a hunch." "Hmm." "A matchbook." "Something about it seemed clue-y." ""Arizona matchbook company."" "Arizona." "Arizona backwards is still Arizona!" "It's a palomino!" "Maybe I was crazy..." "Or maybe I was finally sane." "Why does this guy keep staring at me?" "Britta." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, I was just getting some air." "Me too." "And wondering something." "I was wondering something, too." " Tell me." " No, you first." "Both:" "I was wondering, what would it be like" " if we were partners?" " What's going on here?" "Were you thinking of changing partners?" "Who's thinking of changing partners?" "Were you gonna bail on me?" "No." "No one here is thinking of changing partners." "No, sir." "I am!" "While he was spying, I found a turtle." "It's not fair that I should be the only one here saddled with a total waste of space loser." " No offense, Todd." " None taken." "Why should you all get the exact partner you wanted?" "That's right." "It's totally not fair that we saddled Pierce with Todd." "We should probably choose partners again." "I mean, just to be fair." "So it's agreed." "Let's go to the study room and deal with this Todd problem once and for all." "Okay." "Um, did you want me to come?" "Um, it's called "the Todd problem."" "Okay, we just have to come up with a fair way to decide who is gonna be stuck for an entire semester with this..." "Random." "This, uh..." "Non-grouper." "No offense, Todd." "None taken." "I'm happy to work with whoever." "There's only one way to decide this fairly." "We go boy-girl, boy-girl." "But everyone has to have a different hair color." "And be from a different high school." "And be a different race." "I guess I'd be with..." "Britta." "[Laughs] I guess my--my hands are tied." "The hair color concept intrigues me because it's how I distinguish you anyway." "But what if we arrange by age, so that way the young people can work while the old people sleep and vice versa." "Um, I-I was just wondering who you considered old, because I'd like to remind you again that I'm just about the same age as Jeff." "Oh, I was counting Jeff as old, too." "Hey!" "Oh, well, that's all right then." "I just don't understand how my age has anything to" "[Pierce snoring] Oh, for heaven's sake, Pierce!" "I was thinking the thing that would be most beneficial-- you know, for the group-- would be to pair the people with the lowest GPAs with the highest." "Hmm." "Interesting." "The highest carrying the lowest?" "I can see how you might want that." "You know what, Annie?" "Pew, pew, pew, pew, p" "Wait, no." "Pew, pew, pew, pew." "Does anyone else have kids?" "Because I have a gorgeous little newborn that I'd like to get" "Oh, perfect!" "You'll enjoy talking to Shirley about her kids." "Uh-uh, don't go trying to pawn Todd off on me." "Again, none taken." "Guys, our terrariums are due tomorrow and it's already nine." "Okay, let's make this simple and do it like student housing." "Everyone write down their lab partner preferences from one to eight." "Abed, you're a computer." "You figure out a way to put us in our optimal pairings." "And before you all go putting Todd down last, don't forget he comes with a turtle." "You're halfway done." "How does that sound?" "[Snores]" "Somebody wake up Pierce." "Hello, Arizona matchbook company." "I had to get some answers." "And I needed answers like a fish needs a bicycle" " A lot." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Yeah, I am, uh, interested in your matchbooks." "Yes, would you like to place an order?" "I had to think fast." " Yes." " Get away from my desk." "I'll call you back." "You've been walking around campus asking people weird questions and then staring at them while slightly moving your lips?" "I had to think fast." "No." "Ben..." "I think this job might be getting to you." "I think you need to take some time off." "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" "Very much so." "Yes." "All right, yep." "According to my system, Annie's gonna be with Shirley." "Pierce is with me." "Troy is with Britta." "And Jeff is with Todd." "Okay, let's get to work." "Uh, wait." "Um, how did I end up with Todd?" "I mean, no offense, but he wasn't exactly at the top of my list." "None taken." "It's what the algorithm dictated." "And we're just supposed to trust your algorithm?" "You're questioning my algorithm?" "Not necessarily." "Is your algorithm above questioning?" "Not necessarily." "Will you just tell us how you chose?" "I used the ballots to rank everyone by popularity." "And I put the most popular with the least popular." "I figured it would maximize each partnership's audience appeal." "Oh, I-I see." "So I was number one, and he was obviously number eight." "No offense, Todd." "You and Todd were four and five." "[Splutters] I was four?" " Todd was four." " I was five?" "Well, that's insane!" "We don't even know him." "He's a stranger." "Please, Jeff." "It has feelings." "Wait, so we all know Annie was number one, because she'd do all the work." "And Shirley was her partner, so..." "But that means-- so you all put" "I just worked it out." "I'm more popular than someone!" "Getting the matchbooks shipped to me the same day wasn't easy." "I had to pay the company money." "I used Nunez's card." "He'd thank me at the Detective Awards." "Somewhere, somehow, I was gonna find what I was looking for." "[Saxophone music]" "♪ ♪" "Holy Mary, mother of God." "Was I crazy?" "Or was I on the verge of something?" "My mind reeled with thoughts." "Voices." "Stand-up premises." "Why don't they just make tires out of pavement so you can drive on anything?" "What's up with buttons?" "What would happen if Nicholson was a gynecologist?" "[Chuckles] There was something there." "I need a notepad." "Maybe a blazer." "Honey, I-I-I don't know when I'll be home." "How could you guys hate me more than Pierce?" "Or anything more than Pierce?" "Thin ice, Shirley." "My friends and I are not gonna let you drive a wedge between us." "Shirley has a point." "This list stinks like a butt convention." "How else could you explain Troy being so unpopular?" "Uh, I think I was the popular one in our pairing." "Oh, Troy." "Fine, why don't I just go work with Todd?" "Hey, that's cool, whatever gets this project done." "Oh, wow, what a great guy." "I can see why all of you like him so much more than me." "Jeff, maybe it's just that no one wants to carry you all year." "Gee, you're right, Annie, it's not personal." "I mean, it's not like people really like you." "You're just a good grade in a tight sweater." "You're just a bad grade in a tight sweater." "And who the hell are you always texting?" "Everyone you know is here." "Okay, let's all just take a breath" "Don't get your number four stink on this, Todd." "Okay, let's focus." "We're all the same people we were 12 hours ago." "Maybe we should just revert to our original pairings." "But I thought you didn't want to carry Jeff." "Oh, you just don't want to work with Shirley." "[Gasps]" "You too, brute?" "It's just..." "You're a creationist!" " What?" " You're so religious." "How are you gonna do science experiments if you don't even believe in science?" "Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they have a problem with science." "And certainly, if an introductory biology course at a community college can refute 2,000 years of miracles-- [groaning]" "And what about Britta?" "She's not gonna dissect anything." "Fine, you got me, I won't dissect anything with a face." "What about worms?" "Do they have tiny little faces?" "This is why you're the stupidest!" "If loving worms is stupid, I don't wanna be smart." "It is, and you can't be." "Guys, I just figured it all out." "Pierce, wake up, Jeff is gonna heal us." "We have been looking at this totally wrong." "There's no way I'm unpopular." "One of you monsters just put me last in a petty attempt to humble me." "[Fake-snores] Oh!" "I just had a terrible nightmare that Jeff was a pompous ass." "Also Todd was there." "Uh, no offense, Todd." "[Fire alarm clanging]" "I'd poked my nose where it didn't belong." "Someone--or something-- had sent me a message." "[Gasps]" "Veronica." "It was my fault she had gotten mixed up in all this." "[Yelling over each other]" "Uh-uh, Todd." "Pretty sure I heard a fire alarm." "Nobody's going home until we see those ballots." "See the ballots?" "Are you crazy?" "I say let's lay our cards on the table and see what everyone really thinks of each other." "Get behind me, Abed." "[Yelps] [Shrieks]" "Jeff, stop it!" "Pass!" "Give it to me!" "No, get back, get back!" "I am doing this for all of us." "Oh, no, she's got her marijuana lighter." "Don't!" "Noooo!" "The turtle is in there!" "Oh, my God, I am so sorry!" "What is wrong with you people?" "Huh?" "I thought you were supposed to be friends!" "I thought you were supposed to love each other!" "Your love is weird." "And toxic!" "And it destroys everything it touches!" "I no longer care about grades." "Or biology." "Or finally graduating from college, like I promised my dying father." "I'm going home." "I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close." "And I am gonna finally take my Insulin shot!" "Offense taken." "Offense taken." "Well, he is right about one thing." "You're all terrible people." "And I don't care about this stupid assignment." "I'm going home." "No, I'm not, I'm going to biology class." "It starts in 15 minutes." "[Gasps]" "And eventually, this caterpillar will come out of its cocoon." "And then" "Pop, pop!" "[Applause]" "Nice work, you two." "You know they're laughing at you, right?" "I mean, that's my theory." "Now, super group." "I can't help but notice a sorry lack of terrariums." "We didn't have time to finish." "Here's mine." "When did you even have time to do that?" "You're pathological." "It's too late for flattery." "Professor, obviously this isn't working out." "You're just gonna have to put us with our original lab partners." " All right?" " I don't have to do anything." "Not after you broke my boy Todd." "That man called me crying this morning." "You know he fought in Iraq, right?" "We had a name for people like you in prison." "We called you "the mean clique."" "[Gasping]" "But I have a solution." "All seven of you will share a microscope, one bench, and one grade that I will average." "Everyone else gets their own stuff." "So can we get an extension on the first assignment?" "No." "You all fail." "[Gasps]" "Oh, my God." "How did this happen?" "And did I miss the firemen?" "Dean, the explanation is simple." "It's all connected." "A web of conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of Arizona." "All..." "Right." "Hey, somebody's been squatting in the utility closet." "There's a hot plate back there, thousands of matches." "I mean, we're looking at dozens of major health and fire code violations." "I think we're gonna have to get the police involved." "[Voiceover] And that's when it hit me." "I was in really big trouble." "Dean." "Dean?" "Oh, uh..." "No." "No need to get the cops." "With a conspiracy this big, they're probably involved." " What?" " What Chang says makes a lot of sense, and, um..." "Okay, you know what?" "I quit." "I mean, I can deal with the not getting paid, but I draw the line at you enabling this man." "I mean, I'm seriously concerned that he's mentally ill." "And--and it's not funny at all." "It's scary." " The top of Arizona..." " I needed to know more." " Was it a very high mesa?" " About those firemen." " Or was it a state of mind?" " Were they ethnically diverse?" " Either way, I was going..." " Did they bring a dalmatian?" " To have to climb it." " Could I buy a calendar?" "Okay, screw this." "I-I quit." "Hmm?" "Well, it seems that Greendale owes you a debt of gratitude." "How would you like to be the new head of security?" "I had to think fast." "Yes." "I don't know, was I crazy?" "Or was I just doing right by the school?" "[Cackles mentally]" "[Indistinct chatter]" " This is awkward, isn't it?" " Yeah." "You know, I think it's pretty clear what destroyed the balance in our study group's ecosystem." "Ranking one person above another." "Letting our differences get the bets of us." " Racism?" " No." "Todd." "All:" "Todd!" "Did you see the head on that guy?" ""None taken."" "What was wrong with him?" "Not to be unchristian, but that boy sucked." "I missed this." "All:" "Aww!" "And his dumb baby!" " I know!" " On and on." "He wouldn't shut up." "[Overlapping complaints]" "These questions are really personal." "Are you sure this is anonymous?" "Yeah, they're just practice evaluations for my psych class." "All right." "Who did a butt?" "They're boobs." "And I don't know." "Take it again." "All right." "Somebody drew a penis." "Oh!" "And another penis." "Penis, penis, penis." "Very mature, guys." " I didn't draw a penis." " Me neither." "Yeah, these are all normally filled out tests." "Ha ha!" "Gotcha!" "This was also a test, and you all penised." "Passed." "Maybe I need to take one." "A test." "Not a penis."

"There was a time when the world was plunging into darkness and chaos." "A time of witchcraft and sorcery." "A time when no-one stood against evil." "Fire!" "Yes?" "Where is the throne room?" "No?" "Good lad." "Good lad." "Now... let not one of these putrid heathens live." "There's something in here with us." "No treasure is worth this." "Silence, you dogs." "Hold steady!" "Captain, there's devilry here, I knew it." "I said, hold steady." "I am the only devil here!" "Now... follow me!" "Here it is, boys!" "I have found it." "Malthus!" "Solomon." "Solomon." "Killer." "Solomon." "What... are you?" "I am the Devil's Reaper." "I am here to claim you, Solomon Kane." "Your deal is done." "What deal?" "I made no deal." "There was a deal, and your soul is the price." "Your life of murder, and greed is over." "You cannot take my soul." "Bow your head before me." "The Devil will have his due." "No!" "You can tell your master, that I am not yet ready for Hell." "The Lord protects me." "Fool!" "He has abandoned you." "On your knees." "Never!" "You will never take my soul!" "Take his soul." "Never!" "You cannot escape us." "Your soul is damned!" "Solomon?" "Who's the novice?" "This is Brother Thomas." "He joined us only a few days ago." "Those marks, do they... really protect you from Satan?" "Mind what you name in this holy place." "I would like to speak with Solomon alone." "Once again we heard your cries at matins." "My dreams." "My dreams do haunt me still." "You would do well to listen to what your dreams tell you." "I do." "My dreams tell me only that I am damned." "God protects His own." "I am not one of His own." "Am I?" "My enemies... are ever watchful of me." "But this place... this place, and these prayers, symbols," "they are all that hide me from its gaze." "Solomon... these months you have been here," "I have felt a shadow growing over us in the sky." "These are dark times." "I prayed for guidance, and I was answered." "Solomon, you must leave us." "Why?" "I..." "I live here in solitude." "I do no harm." "I have renounced my evil ways, my power." "I am learning..." "learning to be a man of peace." "I know you are, but your future is not here with us." "How could you do this to me?" "I have given all my wealth to the Church." "We're grateful for your generosity ofcourse but... you must understand..." "No." "Father." "Father!" "Do not, do not make me beg." "This place is a..." "is a sanctuary to me." "Where would you have me go?" "You must go home." "Home?" "You're of noble birth, you have lands in the west, you must return to your inheritance." "Solomon." "No!" "I cannot return home." "Nor can you remain." "I was told in my dreams he was to be sent from here." "I listen to what I am told." "Does Kane know his purpose?" "Every man must discover his own destiny." "Kane must find his purpose." "There are many paths to redemption." "Not all of them peaceful." "Pilgrim!" "Offer you a ride?" "Thanks, friend, but no." "Well, the road ahead should not be travelled alone." "Again, I will thank you for your offer." "I will be walking." "As you wish." "God be with you." "And with you too, sir." "Ma'am." "He will hear us." "I don't care." "Let him hear me." "Move and you die." "I don't want any trouble." "Well, that's too bad." "Because you have already got it!" "Let's have a look." "Nothing worth stealing." "Nothing?" "You got nothing?" "Are you a priest?" "Just take what you want." "Oh, don't you worry, pilgrim, we will." "Stay still." "Look at this." "These are magical symbols." "I say he's a sorcerer." "What shall we do with you?" "Shall we burn you as a witch?" "Burn him!" "Burn him!" "There's murder in your eyes, traveller." "Would you kill me?" "Would you?" "No." "What?" "You won't kill the man who steals from you?" "I will not fight another man." "I have renounced violence." "Well, that's a shame because we haven't." "You will do as I say, Solomon." "Don't forget your place." "You are the second son only." "Marcus is my heir." "He will be master of these lands on my death." "You.." "But, Father, Marcus is a brute and a bully!" "You will take holy orders and join the Church as I command." "But I do not want to be a priest." "What you want is of no importance." "Father Simnal is here to take you to the abbey." "I won't go." "If you defy me, you will have nothing." "I will cut you off." "You will be a landless vagrant." "Is that what you want?" "Walk out now and you may never return." "Do not defy me!" "Be calm." "Be calm, sir." "Be calm, you are safe." "He's awake." "Father!" "Father, that man, he's awake." "Here, take a drink of water if you can." "Careful." "Careful." "Meredith." "His fever has broken, Father." "Thank the Lord, sir." "You will be well." "My name is Crowthorn." "William Crowthorn." "My daughter Meredith has been tending you." "The good Lord must be watching over you, sir." "He guided us to your rescue." "Edward, pull over." "We will find a place to make camp for the night." "Shall I put these down here, Mother?" "Yes, thank you, Meredith." "Step lively, Meredith." "Samuel." "Water the horses." "Why me?" "Your older brother has given you a task." "See you set to it." "Master Kane." "You should be resting." "I can hardly repay your, hospitality with... with idleness, Ma'am." "Give me a few moments to clean up," "I will come and help you as I can." "You have regained your appetite, Master Kane." "It's a fine meal, Mistress Crowthorn." "My Katherine can make anything taste good." "Leather boots and nettles last Sunday I think." "It certainly was not!" "Tasted like it." "William tells us you were Captain of a ship." "Yeah." "That I was." "Did you fight the Spanish?" "I did." "Who else?" "Seem to have fought everyone at some time." "I have had many masters." "Once voyaged with Admiral Drake." "Admiral Drake!" "That did not end well." "Must have been so exciting." "Seeing the world and learning new things." "Why do you think a life of violence and bloodshed is so admirable, Meredith?" "That's not what I meant and you know it." "Edward, why do you always argue with everything I say?" "Because you need to learn what to..." "I fought in the Queen's Army once." "Yeah?" "Before I found my faith." "Taking another man's life that's... that's not an easy thing to do, don't you agree?" "I must confess, Mr Crowthorn..." "I was never more at home than I was in battle." "Killing came easily to me." "If you defy me, you will have nothing." "Walk out now and you may never return." "Do not defy me!" "Stop!" "Please!" "Please, help me!" "No!" "Shut up!" "Stop!" "Marcus, what are you doing?" "Solomon, I thought you'd run away." "Fleeing the life of a holy man." "Solomon, he tried to..." "Quiet!" "I gave you no leave to speak!" "Sarah, run!" "This is not your concern, little brother." "Since you're going away, here's something to remember me by." "Come here and look at this!" "I am the first-born!" "I am the heir." "All this will be mine and you will have nothing!" "Take your bags and leave this land." "Marcus!" "Friend." "Friend." "Please, sit down." "Join me." "Thank you." "How are you feeling?" "Aches, bruises." "Nothing." "Your daughter has a healer's gift." "She does indeed." "Just like her mother." "Two most beautiful women in this world, Master Kane." "My family is all and everything to me." "You are blessed." "Do you have kin?" "I had a brother." "But that was a lifetime ago now." "We have lost loved ones." "To plague, persecution and bigotry." "Well, Edward, now, he... he had a wife and child once." "But the Lord saw fit to embrace them." "So, now you sail for the New World?" "Yes, indeed, we do." "Sometimes... we all need to start again." "You might consider joining us." "Well, that's a that's a kind offer, William." "Thank you." "Very kind." "I should be honest with you." "You should know the kind of man you're thinking about taking in." "I have done bad things." "Terrible things." "Cruel... things." "I am a..." "No, I was... was an evil... evil man." "But the Lord speaks of redemption and forgiveness." "No." "My soul is damned." "Satan's creatures will take me should I stray from the path of peace." "Then do not stray." "Master Kane." "Do not stray." "Captain Kane?" "Yes, Miss?" "I made these clothes for you." "Your others are a little." "A little what, Miss?" "A little... worn." "Thank you, Miss." "Thank you." "Now there stands a fine figure of a man." "Don't you think, William?" "Well, it's better than those rags you were wearing, and that's a fact." "I am glad you approve, Ma'am." "Finally, you're respectable." "Been a long time since anybody said that about me." "Thank you." "Are you coming to America with us?" "I am not so sure, Samuel." "Why?" "Well... you and your family are beginning a new life." "Whereas I need to undo an old one." "Those men who hurt you... you could have killed them if you wanted, couldn't you?" "There was a time when I... would have ripped their still-beating hearts from their chests." "Would you fight me?" "I will if you continue with your infernal questioning." "Fight me." "I have no reason to fight you, young man." "Samuel, stop it!" "Now you have a reason!" "To save this beautiful maiden from me." "Samuel!" "Don't scare the horses." "Solomon." "Save me." "Help!" "Come, sir." "Come on." "Samuel... get back to the cart." "Go on." "Who could have done this?" "The Devil." "The Devil was here." "No, there was no Devil." "There was a witch burning here." "The creature must have broken free." "Taken vengeance, my Lord." "Show thyself." "We should leave." "We can't just leave these people for carrion." "Keep her well stoked, Edward." "We got to keep the shadows at bay tonight." "Child can you tell us what happened?" "Oh, let the poor girl be, William." "They tried to burn a witch." "People came to watch her die, but... the flames, they didn't hurt her." "She just laughed and she said, she said that all the Devil's children, were free to walk the earth now." "And then... she killed them all." "She burnt out their eyes, because they came to watch." "We should pray." "I am tired." "Just a moment more." "For our prayers." "I don't want to pray." "It's all right, it's all right." "I am so tired." "Please?" "Of course you are." "You poor thing." "Let's find a place for you to sleep." "Edward, I think the child should wear your cross tonight." "For protection." "Of course." "Here." "Thank you." "Here, child." "Wear this tonight." "It will keep you safe." "Solomon." "It's you we want." "What did you do?" "Meredith." "Here, child." "Her, this is the witch!" "The Devil is waiting for you, Kane!" "Bring them." "Get off me!" "More recruits for Malachi, my Lord." "Are you ready to serve your Overlord?" "It's better than the alternative, aye, lads?" "To serve us you have to join us." "Well... just tell us what to do." "What are you doing?" "It's good." "Father, I have the firewood." "Well done, Samuel." "Break it up now." "Let me help you with that." "Give it a pull." "There we are." "Thank you." "Here let me see." "Does that hurt?" "No." "I can't feel anything." "Why did that creature mark me?" "I don't know." "Evil has its own reasons." "Are we safe?" "Don't you worry." "There is no evil in you, Meredith." "Trust me." "I trust you." "Come along with that wood, Samuel." "Bigger pieces than that, please." "Bigger pieces." "We want hot soup." "William." "You might want to set a smaller fire tonight." "Don't want to attract any unwanted attention." "Solomon!" "What's the matter?" "I heard something." "Where?" "Over there." "Beyond those trees." "Wait here." "Samuel, Samuel, keep down!" "Keep down, keep quiet!" "Who are they?" "Solomon what are they?" "I want you to go back to your father." "Tell him to move out immediately." "Go!" "Leave her!" "Meredith!" "Mother!" "Solomon!" "Solomon!" "Samuel!" "Solomon!" "This is the one." "No!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Solomon!" "Help us!" "No!" "Samuel!" "No, leave him be." "Leave him be." "Don't you hurt him." "I am unarmed." "Solomon, help him!" "Solomon, kill them!" "Silence, Samuel!" "Kill them all!" "Listen to him, Samuel." "Listen." "Don't struggle, lad." "If you don't struggle, he will let you go." "Won't you?" "Kill him." "You know you can." "Just be quiet, Samuel!" "You." "Are you their master?" "What is it you want?" "I will do anything." "Kill me." "Can you?" "No I..." "I cannot." "I am... a man of peace." "Don't you hurt that boy." "This boy... this child has more heart than any of you." "Help me." "He is the only man here." "No, listen to me." "Solomon, stop him!" "No!" "Samuel!" "My son!" "Take the marked one." "Solomon do something!" "Help us!" "Kill them!" "Kill them all!" "Solomon, please help us!" "What is it you want from me?" "What is it?" "Is this all I am to you?" "Then so be it." "If I kill you..." "I am bound for Hell." "It is a price I shall gladly pay." "Meredith!" "Leave her!" "No!" "William!" "Get off her!" "Meredith!" "Meredith!" "Go, go!" "Solomon." "Yeah." "Get her back." "Oh, I will." "Get her back." "I will." "Swear on oath... to get her back for me." "These are my last words on earth." "I know God in Heaven hears." "If you save our child, your soul, too, will be saved." "You can redeem yourself, Solomon." "I know this to be true." "Swear it." "Swear." "I swear." "I swear it, William." "I will find her." "Find her." "Go." "Get him!" "Meredith, are you in there?" "Have you seen this girl?" "No, no." "Look at it, please." "Have you seen this girl?" "I don't know her, sir." "Please." "Where are they taking you?" "Have you seen this girl?" "I don't know." "There are raiders everywhere." "Please!" "No, look at this!" "Have you seen this girl?" "Please don't hurt me." "I just want to go home." "Forgive me, child." "Forgive me." "Go, go." "Go in peace." "Move along." "Clear out the dead." "They're no use to Malachi." "Where are you taking us?" "What do you want?" "Make your peace, child." "There's no way out for us." "Slavery or death." "That's our only way out." "God will not deliver us from this." "We will find a way out." "Take my hand." "We will find the strength to survive this." "Quiet!" "Bring her here." "Dear God." "Dear God" "I beg you to listen to me now." "I have failed you." "I cannot find her." "I am lost, and I need your light to help me find my way." "Forgive me, Father." "Such times we live in." "I wished only for some refuge and a moment of prayer." "Praise God in His sanctuary." "Praise Him in the firmament of His power." "I have seen such terrible things." "So this is your home?" "I need nowhere else." "I have nowhere else." "You come far?" "Three days hard ride have brought me here." "But where here is I know not." "These are the borderlands of Somerset and Devonshire." "My home, too." "Sad home coming for you." "Have those Raiders been here?" "Those black-eyed lapdogs of Malachi?" "Aye... they passed through here." "Now they hold sway over all the lands to the west of here." "Then I shall be riding westward." "Then you shall ride to your death, my son." "Who is this Malachi?" "A servant of the Devil." "A sorcerer." "No-one ever sees him." "He hides away in his castle and sends forth that masked warrior to do his bidding." "His army make slaves of the weak, and soldiers of the strong." "But God will save the faithful." "It's here." "It's here, here." "I have read it." "I have read it." "This is the end of days." "You truly believe that?" "Every foul thing that the light of Christ kept at bay is crawling up out of the pit to curse the land." "I think Christ and all his angels have been asleep, whilst we are left to suffer." "You mind your blasphemy!" "It can only be as God ordains it." "How can it be right, that this evil is left to walk the earth, whilst all we have to protect ourselves is what?" "Simple faith?" "It is written in the scriptures." "What was that?" "I heard something outside." "No, my son." "There is nothing evil out there." "Evil is already here." "What do you mean?" "Come." "See?" "Satan has desired to have them, that he may sift them as wheat." "My God." "What was I to do?" "You should destroy them, man!" "I cannot destroy them." "They were men and women once." "People I knew." "Malachi's curse that changed them is no fault of theirs." "This is my flock." "I keep them." "Care for them." "I feed them." "Feed them?" "With what?" "What do you feed them?" "Flesh!" "I deliver you unto Satan's creatures for the destruction of your flesh, that your spirit may be saved." "May God have mercy on your soul." "Friend of yours?" "I remember this one, lads." "He's not a fighter." "Remember?" "What are you doing here, Puritan?" "So you have given yourselves over to this evil, have you?" "You should try it." "Malachi will own all this land here soon enough." "There's no point in you fighting." "The only thing round here is fighting." "But you don't do that, do you?" "Well, you know." "I may just have changed my mind about that." "No!" "No!" "What are you doing?" "What are they?" "Now, this girl, your kind took her." "Have you seen her?" "I don't know her." "Take a long hard look." "This is your last chance to save your pitiful life." "Come on!" "All right, I have seen her." "Where?" "Where have you seen her?" "She's dead." "Dead?" "Don't you lie to me." "No!" "I wouldn't lie." "I want to live!" "Don't you lie to me!" "I am not." "She's dead!" "Dead!" "She's not dead!" "For the bag." "Leave it all." "Thank you, sir." "Are you sure?" "It is him." "I knew it." "Sir?" "Captain Kane?" "I am Henry Telford." "Do you remember me?" "Captain Kane?" "I was a mate on the Tiercel when you captained." "My name's Telford." "Do you remember?" "It's not him." "It is him!" "It's Kane." "He can lead us, believe me." "Where to, Henry?" "Another tavern?" "Look at him!" "My friend here says you're the greatest warrior he ever saw." "I don't believe him." "You shouldn't." "I know what you can do, Captain." "I have seen it!" "Those were distant times." "She's dead now." "And I have... forfeit my soul." "He's no use to us." "Leave him!" "No!" "Captain Kane, we need a leader." "We have to fight back!" "Then fight back!" "She's lost." "And I lost her." "And I..." "I have to pay." "Let them come and get me." "I care not." "Mercy!" "Mercy, please!" "This is the fate of those who defy Malachi." "Please have mercy!" "There will be no mercy!" "This man cannot save you!" "He is nothing!" "Crucify him!" "And burn the town to the ground!" "No, no, no!" "Solomon!" "Solomon!" "God help him!" "Solomon!" "Solomon, please!" "Solomon!" "Meredith." "Can you hear me?" "Meredith!" "Solomon!" "Meredith!" "God save me!" "Captain Kane." "Another 20 at Romney Marsh." "He's getting stronger all the time." "That's why we need Kane." "We need him whatever his past sins were." "But one devil for another seems like folly." "Earth, fire, stone and water." "Keep your filthy pagan magic away from me." "It is my pagan magic that has healed you." "There's more power here than your Christian God." "You'd do well to remember that." "I have done what you asked." "His body is healed." "What do you see of our future?" "Your champion will lead you into blood and darkness." "Are you ready for that?" "What are you doing?" "You need to rest." "I am leaving." "Why?" "Because it's not over yet." "She's still alive." "You're barely healed." "And we're too few to fight Malachi's men." "Just wait a little." "I do not ask you to come with me, nor do I want you to." "Well, you may not want it, but we will." "This lad has promised us you will destroy this evil, and we're here to fight with you." "Promised, have you?" "That's what you want, isn't it?" "To end this?" "Then let us help you." "Malachi was a priest and a healer, but he sold his soul to the Devil for the power he now possesses." "He enslaves our people and corrupts the land." "And the masked rider, he's the iron fist that commands his army and spreads the poison." "He has no face beneath his mask." "He can possess you with his touch." "It's true, I have seen it." "If we kill him, Malachi will be vulnerable." "Easier said than done, my friend." "No." "He will fall." "You know where this Malachi is?" "That is no secret." "Axmouth Castle." "No." "No, that cannot be." "There is no doubt." "Do you know it?" "My father was lord of Axmouth Castle." "I grew up there." "There's no lord there now." "I did not even know he'd died." "Now this must end." "All of you all of you, gather your weapons!" "We're not ready." "It's time to take the fight to him." "We're not ready." "Neither is he!" "We're too few." "Oh, come on!" "You have seen me taking cities with fewer." "But how do we get through the front gates?" "You forget, I was born here." "I have no intention of going through the front gates." "Good God." "My home!" "You lived here?" "That explains a lot." "You!" "Welcome home" "Solomon Kane." "Telford!" "Get your men inside!" "We cannot win this!" "Men!" "Follow me!" "Meredith?" "Help us!" "Help us!" "Help us!" "Meredith?" "Is there a girl in there called Meredith?" "Please help us!" "Meredith?" "You're free." "All of you." "Get out." "Let's get away from here." "Come on, old man, you're free." "All right, I will help you, then." "Let's see if I can loosen these chains." "Even if you do, I will stay." "What are you talking about, man?" "Why?" "Because this was my home." "Father?" "Solomon?" "I thought I had lost you forever." "You were still a boy when." "You will never break them." "They were spun with dark magic as much as with metal." "How will I free you?" "You can't, Solomon, don't try now." "My Father" "I have carried such... such guilt for what I did." "I did not mean for Marcus to fall." "I did not mean for him to die." "He did not die, Solomon." "If he had, this nightmare would never have begun." "He did not?" "Thank God he is alive." "It was not through God's will that he survived." "Well, what do you mean?" "Well... he was terribly injured by the fall but he didn't die." "But nor did he wake." "No surgeons or priests could help, so..." "I brought the sorcerer here." "You?" "Yeah." "You brought Malachi here?" "I offered him everything I had." "Just to bring Marcus back to me." "Everything." "And he succeeded, Solomon." "With his mirrors and magic he reached into the darkness and brought Marcus back." "But... he was changed." "And his face, so damaged by the fall, he hid behind a mask, and obeyed only the will of the sorcerer." "No, he cannot be my brother." "That creature is your brother." "Or what remains." "And now Marcus infects those who follow him." "One thing you must do for me." "Father, just ask and it shall be done." "We both have our sins to answer for." "And I am ready to answer for mine, now." "No." "You have to." "Because I brought the sorcerer here." "And as long as I am alive he will remain." "He will never let me die." "Bring it here." "Kane!" "Through here!" "Kane, for God's sake, help us!" "Is this it?" "Is this all you have left?" "Fletcher, McNess, Hawkstone, maybe." "The rest I don't know." "Just keep them back." "You hold steady now." "This is your folly." "Just a few more moments." "I think I can stop this with a single blow." "Malachi?" "Malachi!" "I am here for you." "Isn't this what you want?" "Come on." "Solomon!" "Solomon, no, it's a trap!" "Long is the road that the pilgrim walks in the name of his devotion." "Yet longer still is the journey home to the land of his fathers." "I have been waiting for you." "You are unfit to sit upon my father's chair." "Your father was a child." "A pathetic fool who made a pact with the Devil." "He betrayed you." "Your soul is damned." "Get up!" "Are you still the good, loyal son?" "Malachi?" "Malachi!" "Malachi, you coward!" "Meredith, are you all right?" "You came for me." "I swore I would." "Solomon, no, it's a trap!" "They only marked me so that you would come." "No, stop!" "The Devil wants you." "The Devil can take me soon enough." "Oh God, Solomon!" "Brother, listen to me." "If you can hear me, Marcus, you do not have to do this." "No!" "Listen to me!" "Meredith, run!" "Where is your master?" "Where is he?" "Where are you, Malachi?" "Hiding in the shadows?" "Why should I hide from you?" "I want you here." "Every step you took led you to here." "Every pain you suffered was punishment for your sins." "My master will have your soul!" "See what the Devil has sent to claim you." "This beast will not fail to drag you back to Hell." "Your soul is damned!" "Oh, dear God!" "Marcus, our father is dead." "You are lord here now!" "Malachi has no control over you!" "No!" "Brother, stop!" "Brother!" "Solomon!" "Rest in peace, brother." "It's time." "Only your innocent blood will release him." "Now you are free!" "Get him!" "My God." "Only you can help me now." "Stop!" "Let her go." "You can have my soul." "Why would you risk everything, even your soul, to save her?" "I made a promise." "I must keep it." "Solomon." "Oh, thank God." "Oh, thank God." "It's gone." "Your father told me, that if I saved you, my soul will be redeemed." "I have." "And it is." "And the Devil's claim on me is no more." "The guards have fallen." "Father." "I have kept my promise and Meredith is returned to her mother." "The demon is gone." "Banished to the shadows along with the sorcerer who had cursed us all." "But evil is not so easily defeated, and I know I will have to fight again." "I am a very different man now." "Through all of my travels, all the things I have seen and all the things I have done." "I have found my purpose." "There was a time when the world was plunging into darkness." "A time of witchcraft and sorcery, when no-one stood against evil." "That time, is over."

"5000 dollar Reward" "Leave him alone!" "Let me go!" "Leave him alone!" "Leave him alone!" "Let me go!" "Jimmy." "Leave him alone!" "¡Jimmy!" "Let him go!" "Leave him alone!" "The Mayor is coming." "What crime are you committing now?" "Crime?" "We judged him and got a sentence." "What did you do?" "We just did what any sheriff in other cities." "He tried to kill Mogar." "Look at him!" "He is wounded." "Explain the Mayor why Falk wounded your friend." "It's not necessary." "We all know it." "He tried to defend his wife from being raped by Mogar." "Shut up!" "If you keep helping those killers you will end up like them." "Mogar, you are the grieved one." "It is up to you." "Beg for your life!" "Claire!" "What do you need, uncle?" "I can't find the ink." "It is urgent." "This letter must be sent early tomorrow." "I'm asking for help." "You can go out Hunter." "Thank you sir!" " What about me?" " Not yet." "The Judge found the arrest warrant." "The guy you killed was being looked for." "We still owe you your reward." "Leave this town." "Can I?" "This is for you." "If you want to collect another reward, come to Gold Field City at once." "And without telling anyone get in touch with" "Ferdinand Baker, the Mayor." "Gold Field City..." "Look at that." "Watch out!" "I just want to talk to her." "There might be trouble." "What trouble?" "The Mayor?" "If she gets hysterical I'm out." "What are you carrying?" "Let me through!" "Go ahead." "Tell us what you are carrying." "Freeze!" "Turn around." "Do it!" "Lean on the wall!" "Let her go Rick." "Leave me alone Law." "Let her go!" "Leave me alone!" "Beat it!" "This is the last time I let you mess with me." "Beat it Rick!" "Don't mess with Ricky!" "I said don't mess with him!" "You too, beat it!" "Thank me!" "Please, leave me alone!" "Thank me!" "Beat it!" "So long Miss Baker." "Say hello to your uncle." "Let's go." "Who is this?" "I don't know." "It was your fault." "Shut up!" "Coward!" "You're only good to frighten old ladies and children." " I really thank you, Sir..." " Hunter" "Your uncle is Mayor Baker?" "Take me to him." "He's waiting for me." "I thank you for what you did for my niece Claire." "Whisky?" "There is no one to stop them?" "No sheriff?" "No, there isn't." "He vanished without a trace." "One day, during a storm, the sheriff left." "And we haven't heard from him again." "You never elected another one?" "Nobody cares for the position." "And the ones who care, are afraid." "What side are you in?" "Go to your room." "I've heard a lot about you." "You're the man I need." "Although by arriving here you benefited my niece, it was prejudicial for you." "What happened in town?" "Some days ago they hanged a guy for the same you did today." "We were all there and nobody did anything to prevent it." "Not even you?" "Why do you think I called you?" "You're the Mayor." "If I had intervened," "I would be buried next to the boy instead of being talking to you." "Kotin is fast!" "Besides, I've never carried guns." "What about the Derringer?" "Kotin is the problem." "This gang doesn't let us live, they control all the liquor in the region." "And they kill whoever opposes them." "We can't stand it anymore!" "So you brought me to kill them all." "You just have to face one." "Kotin" "What about the others?" "Just Kotin." "I take care of the rest." "With your Derringer?" "That's my business." "With a little money, they... they are buzzards." "Who will pay the reward for Kotin?" "I will." "But I play by my rules." "What do you want?" "I want to be the Sheriff." "Are you crazy?" "It is my game, it is my rules." "Make me the Sheriff." "I don't know how I will explain this to the people, but ok." "Kotin" "Ok, now you're the Sheriff." "We didn't take the oath because the Judge is old and in bed." "Good luck!" "Ricky!" "Stop!" "What's going on?" "Where are you taking that whisky?" "That's not your business!" "You know?" "It's very dangerous to cross the desert." "That's why we will buy it and see it reaches its destination." "We are doing you a favor." "What if I don't sell it?" "Then we take it away from you." "That's what you think!" "Freeze!" "Bastard!" "No name calling, stupid old man." "Bastard thieves." "We are not stealing from you." "We will pay for it, lets say" "10 dollars per cask." "But every cask is worth more than 200." "Oh, yeah?" "This is the price we set here." "If they don't want to sell you will not buy." "Keep out of this my friend." "The gun!" "Carry him!" "Me?" " He's full of blood." " Carry him!" "I was warned that if I crossed this place, they would take away the liquor." "But I thought it was not true." "As soon as you get provisions get away from here." "So we will do." "What can I do for you?" "A delivery for the Nevada Marshall." "Yes, sir!" "Write" "I'm sending you this and I hope to receive the reward" "here in Gold Field City" "Regards" "R.M. Hunter" "Tell Kotin" "Sign here!" "Send him today." "Yes, sir." " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Another round, boy!" "Hello!" "Someone told me there was a new Sheriff." "My!" "One accepted at last." "He's just saved us!" "You're lucky to have a Sheriff like this." "Billy, serve them whatever they want." "On the house." "No!" "I said it was on me." "This is for the new Sheriff." "Here they don't last much and we have to treat them well." "My name is Virginia." "I have a feeling we will be very good friends." "Well, what with the toast?" "To the Sheriff, that he dies of an old age." "Cheers!" "They're destroying the wagon!" "It was all destroyed!" "Still we have the whisky." "And I think we can recover the horses." "Mister!" "I can fix this wagon at a very good price." "I thank you." "You can't deny he's a dangerous enemy." "He won't be if he's dead." "There is nothing worse than a bounty hunter." "I can't explain how they made him Sheriff without my knowing it." "It was the Mayor." "What?" "What does he say?" "Orders of the Mayor." "When I see him," "I'll step over him." "We have to take care of the new Sheriff." "We have to finish him off." "Whenever you want it." "Why don't you all go to town and all of you..." "You mean we go!" "No!" "Leave him to me alone!" "What does he say?" "He's dangerous." "We all have to go." "Boss!" "Leave him to me!" "Please!" "He owes me one Kotin." "Boss!" "I never do anything." "Please!" "As you wish!" "I'll hang him in front of the Mayor's house." "You'll see!" "Hello, Sheriff." "It is worse than expected." "But it will be saved." "You'll see." "When are you leaving?" "I think we can leave tonight." "If this old piece of junk holds together." "In three days we'll be in Thousand City." "It's where we'll deliver the merchandise." "Can you do me a favor?" "Whatever you want Sheriff." "We'll do it gladly." "Sheriff!" "It's a fortune!" "You'll deliver it to Ross Hunter." "From his brother." "Don't worry Sheriff." "He will have it in his hands." "If he asks, tell him I'm fine." "Good luck!" "Good morning, Mister Hunter." "Good morning." "How is the new Sheriff feeling?" "Fine, fine." "Tell me something Mr. Hunter." "Why are you always wearing that blanket?" "It's blistering hot." "I don't know." "I think that" "I don't know, maybe for good luck." "You know what?" "I would like to die wearing it." "Excuse me!" "Have a seat mister." "Have a seat." "I'm sorry." "It is an honor to have you here" "And now shine the shoes." "Yes, sir." "My pleasure." "Beautiful shoes, Sheriff." "I remember once" "I had some from Italy" "Make them shine." "You're the one who killed one of my buddies." "I'm the Sheriff." "Clown!" "You looked good killing the fag Taylor." "I'll kill you." "You're a dead man." "He's dead!" "Get me out of here!" "Leave Sheriff." "Leave!" "He was one of Kotin's men." "Where does Kotin live?" "Some miles from here." "In Los Vientos." "Leave Sheriff." "What are you doing here?" "I will get paid for you dead or alive." "What do you prefer?" "I prefer to take you alive." "This will cost you dearly." "There is someone in this house." "Look for him." "I said look for him!" "You are through with your work." "Give the badge back and leave." "Not yet." "It's a command." "I'll give you your badge back in some days." "Don't say stupid things!" "Here you do what I command." "I'll keep being the Sheriff." "We had a deal Hunter." "Honor it!" "No!" "You'll end up like all other Sheriffs." "Dead!" "Have it." "I made it specially for you." "Your wife doesn't bake you cakes?" "I have no wife." "Taste it." "My sister bakes me good cakes." "The badge!" "You're no longer a Sheriff." "Says who?" "I do." "You have one hour to leave town, Hunter." "Let's go." "I'd like to talk to your uncle." "He's not here." "Then I'll wait." "My uncle won't come back." "Where did he go?" "To the border of the region." "On business." "Is it urgent to talk to him?" "Yes." "Maybe you didn't find the 5000 dollars you were paid for killing Kotin enough." "I collected a reward." "It is my job, Claire." "You all are alike." "No!" "They're murderers." "I kill them." "You know why your uncle made Law a Sheriff?" "Because here only dirty people can be Sheriff." "Have you not noticed the kind of town this is?" "That's why we can't wait any longer." "We have to clean it." "The vermin." "Terminate them." "It is a course." "We have to destroy everything to start all over again." "In this town." "In all the towns." "So they can be respectable," "good, pure as you are Claire." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "Yes." "Leave." "Leave!" "Hello, Hunter." "By the way," "I wanted to ask you about your friends." " My friends?" " Yes, the Holloways." "They left." "It seems like they came back." "I just saw their wagon." "Where?" "At the whisky store." "The one that was Kotin's." "Are you sure?" "Of course!" "I helped repair that wagon myself." "Shall we play?" "What are you looking for here?" "Where are the Holloways?" "I don't know them." "You mean the old man and his son?" "They left the region." "I don't know about them." "Their wagon is on the back." "You won't get your way." "You have many enemies in this town." "What are you going to do with me?" "First, you will answer some questions." "And if you don't answer one" "I'll shot you to the head." "I can give you all the gang." "I can tell you everything" "But will you let me go?" "First talk!" "Kotin was killed" "I mean... they made you kill him to leave his position as the boss." "Where are the Holloways?" "We took away their whisky and let them go." "Who?" "We were five." "Ricky, Mogar," "Luke, Chacon and me." "Go on." "They did want to let go of the whisky." "So?" "There was a shooting." "And their aim was worse." "Did you bury them?" "No." "Where are they?" "In the West Guard Pass." "About 50 miles from here." "Near the moor." "Whose whisky is this?" "The whisky?" "It's ours, all of us." "Hunter, Hunter!" "Virginia is waiting for you in her room." "What does she want?" "I don't know." "She told you to go up." "Thank you." "You want advice?" "What?" "Don't knock at the door." "Come close." "I was too lonely." "Everybody went to see the fire." "I saw you come from the warehouse." "Where is West Guard Pass?" "Why do you ask me that?" "I have to go there." "Why?" "There are two bodies to bury." "I have to see them." "They were carrying my money." "Did they kill them?" "Freeze!" "If you move, you're dead." "Hunter, I hired you and paid you." "Then I advised you, but you didn't listen." "You did a stupid thing by killing Mortimer." "How do you know?" "You were not in town." "You forget women talk more than they listen." "Leave him to me." "He owes me one." "That's enough." "We have to kill him." "Strip him off." "Kill him!" "I said it's enough!" "Who are you with, Baker?" "With him or with us?" "He'll be charred in a while." "Let's go." "Under a splintered mast that was torn from the ship and that arises from her hull a shepherd stumbling once found locked a kind of seagull a beetle of the sea." "That with its wings spread coral fingers and with the beak saying hello shadows of ancient ones." "You said it well, dear." " It's beautiful." "Isn't it?" " Yeah, beautiful" "Nothing better than these walks" "Isn't it Amelie?" "You said it right." "Although there is too much sun" "We have to be careful." "Besides, it's really dusty." "Violeta." "This walks are horrible indeed." "What's that?" "Easy." "Easy." "Easy." "Easy." "Violeta!" "Write!" "Lodine" "Cotton, and pure alcohol." "Have it filled immediately." "Take money from the box." "This is a hell." "Violeta, Violeta!" "Violeta, Violeta!" "Aunt Amelie!" "What happened?" "I don't know." "A stray bullet in a shooting." "Law and his men." "What was she doing in town?" "She went for medicine." "There is a wounded man at home." "This is the man." "Hunter." "Do you know him?" "Yes." "What about destiny." "Here..." "A little more." "The water from the well is good." "It's always cool." "What's wrong?" "Quiet, quiet, relax!" "If you want advice, stay in bed." "You'll be much better." "You were near death." "Who beat him?" "I don't know." "It was your uncle." "It can't be!" "Your uncle paid me to kill Kotin." "That's not true!" "So he and Law keep the business." "That's a lie." "That man is telling the truth." "They also killed Violeta." "My uncle has always been so good." "Look at what his men did." "All this is a nightmare." "Remember." "If you tell your uncle he's alive, they will kill him." "I won't be able to defend him." "What is that?" "It's a list." "For whom is this letter?" "For the Nevada Marshall." "Do you really believe all this about me?" "It's horrible, but I can't live here anymore." "What do you want to do?" "Leave!" "Leave at once!" "I can't live amidst this violence you do nothing to stop it." "All I do in this life is for you." "What you say in that letter is true, but we'll be leaving this place in 15 days." "I want to leave today!" "There is no coach today." "There is one in Reidfield." "Get your things ready." "I'll take you there." "Hi, Hunter." "How are you?" "Where is Virginia?" "I don't know." "Probably at her" "Hello." "I wasn't expecting you." "Another drink Billy." "No, I don't drink." "Drink it!" "It's on me." "I thought you had left for good." "Only the dead leave for good." "My god." "You're saying nonsense." "What happened to you?" "You know it better than I do." "Why did you tell him?" "No, I" "I didn't know anything." "I swear it." "I didn't say anything." "Why did you talk?" "I couldn't help it." "If I am not on his side, he'll close my business and" "He's the one you have to kill." "Not me!" "I don't kill women" "Help me!" "I'm going to Reidfield." "Perkins." "I'm going to Reidfield." "Keep your eyes open." "Baker!" "I'm not Baker, Hunter." "He left for Reidfield." "With the woman, Hunter." "Hunter!" "Hunter!" "Show yourself, Hunter!" "Show yourself!" "You're going to die, Hunter." "Now you're going to die." "Where do you think you're going, Baker?" "It's not your business." "Get off!" "How you dare?" "Baker..." "Get off." "I'm fed up with you, Baker." "Now I am in command." "Get here, Claire." "Uncle!" "Help me!" "Help me, my girl." "Help me!" "Help me..." "Claire!" "Help me." "Hunter!" "Hunter!" "Hunter... in the name of god..." "In the name of god, take me with you!" "No, Mayor." "I don't get a reward for you." "Don't leave me!" "Hunter!" "Hunter!" "Help me!"

"This is a land of harsh contradiction" " hot, dry and rocky yet built up and cut away by water." "Only the toughest survive or those who have made extraordinary adaptations to life in the wild west" "Iconic, colossal and unforgiving" " this is Canyonlands." "Canyonlands is harsh, survival here is hard-won and the game never ends." "For millennia predator and prey have faced each other in this unforgiving arena." "The mountain lion's strategy combines cunning, stealth and sudden speed." "The mule deer's relies on early warning." "It's a closely pitched match." "Timing is everything the mountain lion must hit the perfect mark between getting close enough for a strike and blowing its cover." "It's a no win for the lion or a scavenging raven." "Flight gives the raven the freedom of the 100,000 square kilometres of rocky landscape that make up the canyon country in the southwest of the United States." "It's a clever opportunist, ready to hunt or scavenge anything it can find as it roams the empty skies." "Maybe its freedom and character inspired Native Americans to look on the soaring raven as a sacred spirit ¡­ and a Creator of the land." "And to many this land means the wild west but its history goes back way beyond human imagination." "Over hundreds of millions of years, the elements have sculpted solid stone into forms that leave us speechless in awe." "One way, or another, water is responsible for this master work." "Water scoured rock and carved colossal canyons." "Torrents of water from flashfloods, trickles from occasional rain, freezing water from snowmelt in the mountains and hidden water in underground streams." "Water from primordial floods and even from ancient warm seas that covered and recovered this land a score of times, and finally left it as a desert where water is scarce and valuable." "All along, time has worked as a partner with water and 320 million years on they still shape this land." "Mammals have roamed the Earth for 200 million years but only those that can cope with the harsh conditions of Canyonlands have made this their home" "For a young bobcat, newly free of its mother, much has to be learned very quickly." "Adults are solitary, and this youngster must stake a claim on a viable territory of its own." "These territories are marked out with invisible sign posts like scent and urine, and the best ones have access to all-elusive water." "Water is crucial to the bobcat's survival, especially when summer temperatures can soar above 35 degrees" "But to an inexperienced bobcat, water can be a mixed blessing." "Flash floods from rainstorms and springtime melt-water can dramatically swell streams into challenging torrents." "And for a cat this size, about half a metre to the shoulder, the river is also a boundary, which larger mammals can ignore." "The bobcat is a small lynx and an experienced adult might take a young mule deer, but this juvenile will have to make do with smaller game." "And probably on this side of the river¡­" "Bobcats are smaller than mountain lions and so hunt smaller prey." "They survive in the desert by adapting their diet to whatever is plentiful at the time so this youngster must always be on the look out for new sources of food." "The success of a bobcat will depend on its ability to find a good territory that can supply its needs for food and shelter throughout the year." "Bad choices won't bode well for the future." "And when food is scarce there's often an opportunist waiting in the wings." "It doesn't have long to get these lessons right, and there will be other young bobcats looking for exactly the same resources." "Curiosity killed the cat" " or so the saying goes, but out here it's the key to success." "You never know what you might find around the next corner." "On the one hand, the lizard is lucky that the bobcat prefers rodents to reptiles, but on the other there's always someone else who likes leftovers." "Ravens often locate food by following larger predators." "They never miss a trick." "The raven is a master at this game and the bobcat will need to develop similar skills if it is to survive this wild frontier-land." "Autumn brings cooler weather and a change in the landscape." "As the temperatures start to drop in the highlands, mallards migrate to lower, warmer elevations¡­ and the mountain lion spots opportunity." "Night time in Canyonlands brings new contestants to its arena and new tactics for survival must be employed." "Prairie dogs seek safety underground." "By day their burrows give relief from the heat" "At night, they shelter the family from unwelcome visitors." "American badgers hunt at night when it is cool and dark and prey is more vulnerable." "A sensitive nose and very powerful claws make him a frightening foe." "When the badger gets too close for comfort the prairie dogs engage their master plan" " the escape tunnel." "A simple device but a very effective one." "One of the most fearsome predators of the night is also one of its smallest." "It's the Grasshopper or Killer Mouse, and it's really not as sweet as it looks." "Unusually this mouse has a taste for meat and may even take on small mammals" " including other killer mice." "Not even scorpions are off limits." "A painful sting but the killer mouse is immune¡­ and lives up to its name." "A mouse's life may be measured in months yet the land it walks on is measured in eons." "Whatever the scale, time rolls on and the cycle of the seasons rolls with it." "The mild autumn is passing and Canyonlands digs in for winter and the harsh chill it brings." "What could be worse than a searing desert?" "Perhaps a frozen one." "In the nearby mountains snow and ice will be hoarded immobile until spring." "Then it will finally melt into run-off that will feed Canyonlands' rivers and streams." "When spring finally arrives it is a time of rapid movement and change." "The low desert shrub-land soon greens¡­ and blooms." "In the desolate red-rock canyons, it's all about quality time." "Ravens usually mate for life, and, in spring, pairs renew their bonds with breathtaking aerial courtship displays." "Once the niceties are done with, the pair will mate, and with luck in three weeks new ravens will hatch." "Spring is the season when young prairie dogs emerge from their underground homes." "It's their time to grow and forage¡­ and it's also time for them to encounter their role as prey." "The golden eagle is Canyonlands' largest bird of prey, and prairie dogs are a staple of its diet." "The eagle is nurturing new life in the only way it knows how, and in turn, so is the prairie dog¡­" "And despite the casualties of survival, new life continues to thrive." "The imperative to survive, to thrive, seems hard-wired into nature it is an awe-inspiringly powerful drive." "But so many faces of Canyonlands are awe-inspiring." "It is still untamed, free and wild." "A place where the voice of nature can be heard." "However awesome this landscape appears there is no denying that life is hard" " above or below the ground." "One trait of all life here is the ability to survive with a bare minimum." "To succeed where others cannot, honeypot ants have taken adaptation to extremes." "Highly specialized workers have evolved to become living reservoirs storing nutritious nectar in their bodies for the summer drought ahead." "Like stuffed diners, they are called "repletes", and their only job is to save the colony from starvation." "The repletes are too vulnerable to leave the nest, so other specialized workers take on the job of collecting nectar on the flowers and plants nearby, then bringing it back to the colony." "Hanging upside down, the repletes await more deliveries but the workers' first duty is to feed the colony's Queen." "It is a non-stop production line" " food in at the front and eggs out at the back." "Now the repletes are given more to store, and their grape-size bellies distend even larger." "All the while, the Queen's attendants will take her new eggs to the nursery." "The chances for the survival of each tiny egg are good, for by ingeniously storing reserves of food, one of Canyonlands' smallest creatures has solved the greatest problem." "Nothing here is taken for granted workers constantly scavenge for dead insects." "Each nutritious carcass will be carefully dissected and placed into the chambers of developing larvae." "The next generation of honeypot ants will feed on them as they grow." "Specialisation helps ensure success, and all over Canyonlands insects inhabit their own unique niches." "After dusk, the evening primrose opens its flowers to release its perfume." "The scent carries on the night air and attracts the nocturnal sphinx moth." "The moths find the primrose scent irresistible, and the primrose depends on the moths to reproduce." "As the moth drinks the flower's sweet nectar, it unwittingly pollinates the plant." "Once the strategy has succeeded, the flowers soon fade and die." "Nestled safely in her burrow, a killer mouse nurses her new litter of young." "If food were scarce she might eat them to survive." "It's an uneasy balance but maternal instincts usually win out although she must stay well fed for them to survive." "Staying well-fed means hunting more often." "The desperate beetle employs its ultimate defense a foul, blinding spray from its rear." "The attacker is stunned but a killer mouse never gives up." "Sometimes they even jam the beetle's rear end in the sand, just to make sure they don't miss out on a meal." "Though there has been no rain," "Canyonlands' spring still blooms." "Melt-water from the mountains briefly floods the parched land and sustains spectacular desert flower gardens a reproductive flourish for thousands of plants." "Spring time for the ravens is demanding." "They have four hungry mouths to feed." "The work of hunting and scavenging is non-stop." "Ravens rarely prey on rattlesnakes." "They are too large and dangerous." "For naive young coyotes, learning the ropes, a rattler can be a curiosity." "The sound and movement of the snake seem all too irresistible." "Maybe they won't be so tempted next time" "The mild days of spring are short-lived, and as summer approaches" "Canyonlands sends reminders of what a hot, parched place it will become." "But there are a few secret corners that call to mind a kinder past." "Tiny rivulets of water escape the porous rock and descend to shaded alcoves called Hanging Gardens." "Supported by little more than water and dust, plants keep a tenuous hold on vertical rock and thrive." "Here there are lush mosses and ferns columbines, even orchids." "These oases are a small reminder of Canyonlands' lush, wetter past when seas covered what is now a searing desert." "But a desert this is, and if any young animal is to survive here now it needs to hone its skills whenever it can¡­" "The litter of Killer Mice has grown up, so more tiny predators are on the prowl." "Grasshopper looks good to a month-old mouse, but might just be a bit ambitious." "A grasshopper is a good start;" "it will take some time to build up to killing another mouse." "The only problem will be keeping it away from the rest of the litter." "The transition from dependant offspring to independent adult is a crucial rite of passage for any animal and for many this vital step is imminent." "Instinct tells the raven that now is the time for the chicks to fledge." "The parents fly past the nest repeatedly to urge the chicks out." "It's a waiting game that is about to pay off." "The first chick is ready to try, as the parents watch." "It's hardly a full-fledged flight, but the mother quickly swoops in to reward the chick with food." "Once the chick is out of the nest, it cannot return." "The mother can only repeat the demonstration and wait for progress." "Late spring sometimes brings wet weather, but rain here can be a false promise." "Even though rain may fall, the earth remains untouched." "The heat and dryness can be so great that it evaporates before reaching the ground." "It takes a great downpour to make it to the desert floor, and when it does the drenching can be intense." "The cloudburst passes as quickly as it came, but for a moment Canyonlands is refreshed." "This brief deluge can be the difference between life and death." "Water is so scarce that creatures seem tuned to take advantage instantly." "Even ants emerge from their underground chambers to drink." "Predator and prey take advantage of the brief flush of water before they resume their uneasy game." "The ravens' flying lessons are going passably well three of the four chicks have now taken the plunge and left their nest." "Only one lags behind." "The mother tries again to encourage an exit with a demonstration." "Still no go, but its siblings are keen to test their wings." "The chick can't stay in the nest alone and must take this step toward independence" "Finally, the chick's first flight¡­" "¡­even if is a brief one." "Still reluctant, it seems happier to walk." "It's strange to see the symbol of Canyonlands' free skies having so much trouble getting off the ground." "Stuck between a rock and a hard place the chick must take its siblings' lead." "One of them shows the way." "He doesn't quite reach his destination, but the mother will reward him." "At the end of a tiring day the chick passes its first test and flies to its family." "With each rite of passage the chicks will become more independent, and independence is the only way forward in this harsh desert land." "The raven has the freedom of Canyonlands, but what does this freedom bring?" "Maybe the chance to stake a claim on one of the few wildernesses left in the modern world." "Canyonlands is without parallel;" "and perhaps because it's so harsh and so remote this awe inspiring arena will remain an Eden for as long as these red rocks stand the test of time."

"I can tell you like it." "Oh." "I love it." "It's perfect." "Well, great." "It really is such a neat place." "You know, I showed it to another girl this morning." "But to be honest, I didn't like her very much." "She looks like trouble, and I'm way too old to be dealing with all that nonsense." "I go a lot on my gut feelings, and I have a good one about you." "You remind me of my daughter." "Oh, thank you." "It's just what I've been looking for." "Well, great." "Welcome to your new home." "I'll get things moving on your application, and we'll have you set up here in no time." "Um, about the deposit, um...." "Okay, I'll tell you what." "If it'll help you out, and I imagine it would," "I'll agree to waive all of the deposit stuff." "You just give me the first month's down." "We'll call it a day, all right?" "Really?" "That would be incredible." "Well, I remember when my daughter was looking for her first apartment." "It's hard coming up with all that money, isn't it?" "You just promise me that you are gonna take good care of this place." "I promise." "Besides, you'll be a good tenant." "I always trust my gut." "Well, you won't regret it." "I swear." "Oh, you know, I have some things" "I have to still take care of with the gal that lives here." "You just get me the check by Monday." "I'll have you in by the end of the week, if that's okay with you." "I can do whatever." "Good." "Thank you so much." "You bet, sweetie." "Bye-bye." "Heather, come on." "It's morning." "Please leave a message after the beep." "Hi." "This is Samantha Hughes." "I'm calling in regards to the babysitter flyer posted outside my dorm." "I hope this is the right number." "If it is, you can reach me at 815-1920." "I'm very interested." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Samantha." "Yes?" "You just left me a message about the babysitting position." "Oh, yeah, I did." "How did you get this number?" "Please excuse the urgency, but if you're still interested," "I would like to meet you." "Sure." "That would be fine." "Well, I'm afraid I'm not too familiar with the layout over there." "Perhaps you could meet me in front of the Student Affairs office?" "That's where I dropped off my advertisements." "Okay, I know where that is." "Wonderful." "I'll see you there." "Right now?" "Hello?" "Psst." "All right, everyone." "Have a great holiday." "I'll see you guys next year." "Whoo-hoo." "Whoo." "So tell me all about it." "I want details." "Well, it's not too big." "When you walk in, there's, like, a little living room area on the left and then a hallway down the right." "Oh, it is carpet or hardwood?" "Hardwood." "Good." "Carpet's filth, especially for a germaphobe like you." "I'm not a germaphobe." "What?" "I don't like gross things." "Anyway, the kitchen's kind of blah, and so is the bathroom." "But I'll paint them cool colors or something." "Yeah." "Oh." "I wish you had pictures." "Yeah, me too." "I'm sort of sucking at explaining it right now." "But you'll see it soon." "Yeah, well, it sounds great." "Mm." "This pizza is nasty today." "Gross." "Ugh." "Megan, how am I gonna afford all this stuff?" "I'm- You're gonna be fine." "It's gonna work out." "That's easy for you to say." "You're not the one with $84 in her bank account and a check to write on Monday." "Yeah, but just relax." "It's Wednesday." "You know, if it's a big problem, I can always call my dad." "No, don't do that." "No, look, he really doesn't care at all." "Look, I'm not saying it's gonna get to that point, but if it does, you're never gonna be homeless." "Yeah?" "It's so weird and annoying the way that guy stood you up today." "I know." "You're gonna find something." "Okay?" "Did you go to the job board at the intern office?" "That ham-faced girl, you know, in my class?" "Yeah, she said there's good stuff there sometimes." "No, I haven't been yet." "Although it would be cool to get something easy and under the table." "That's what was so good about the babysitter thing." "Yeah, but it could have been awful." "You know?" "The kid could be from hell." "You don't even like kids anyway." "Yeah, I guess." "You know what you should do?" "You should go around campus and rip down all of the other posters he put up, and then nobody else calls him." "How do you like them apples?" "That's good payback, right?" "Nah." "What?" "It's genius, because then nobody else will show up." "No, I just want to forget it." "No more drama." "All right, then." "You want to go?" "Yeah." "Get a grip." "What the hell time is it?" "Night." "Oh, shit." "Where's your friend?" "Who cares?" "Ugh." "Someone called for you." "Who?" "I don't know." "Some dude, some guy." "I left his number on your desk." "Where?" "Where did you put it?" "Chill out." "It's there." "I just" "I don't know." "By your pens, maybe." "When was this?" "Please leave a message after the beep." "Hello, this is Samantha Hughes again." "I got a message that you called." "Samantha?" "Yes?" "Oh, thank goodness you called." "Quite frankly, I didn't think you would." "I'm so sorry about this morning." "Things were very hectic for me, and I got caught up in lots of last-minute details." "It was a bit of a catastrophe." "It's all right." "Don't worry about it." "I spoke with another girl this morning who I thought was going to work out, but she turned out to be totally unreliable." "And while I can certainly understand you being upset with me, I must be honest," "I'm in dire need of someone." "You mean tonight?" "Yes." "It's very important." "Um" "I will pay you double what I would have normally." "That's $100." "It's very simple." "It wouldn't take even much of your time." "We would be home soon after midnight." "Are you there?" "Yes, um..." "Okay." "I think I can do it." "Oh, thank goodness." "You're saving me." "And I promise to make this as painless for you as possible." "That's okay." "I can always use the money." "Of course." "Let me give you the address." " Hey." " Hey." "Thanks for the ride." "I'm just your monkey with a cigarette." "Okay." "The whole kit and caboodle kicks off tonight just after 10:30." "I know it's late for some of you folks, but stay up." "It's worth it." "Be sure to find a good spot where you can see the sky." "Ugh." "I'm so sick of hearing about that stupid eclipse." "It's, like, all anybody can ever talk about." "They're like, "Oh, gosh." ""Are you gonna go see the eclipse tonight?" "Buh."" "Oh, God." "You know, it's not like the moon's gonna explode." "Although that would be pretty cool." "So do you want me to come with you?" "I don't have to see Mark tonight." "He hates me anyway." "No, it's okay." "But I feel a little weird, you know, just dropping you out here in, like, in the middle of Jabib or wherever we are." "I mean, I had to look at a map." "Well, don't worry." "I'm gonna be fine." "Okay." "Okay, but I have to tell you something." "But you got to promise that you're not gonna get mad at me." "What?" "All right, you can't get mad at me." "You got to promise." " No." " No" "I don't even know what it is yet." "God-okay." "Where did you get these?" "I'm sorry." "You were upset, and I felt bad." "Megan." "I know, I know." "I'm sorry." "But look, like, it was-it was like, he was such a jerk for standing you up." "Yes, he was." "And you were super bummed out." "You were." "And, like, we had a really good idea." "And I know that you weren't gonna do it, so I had to do it, man." "And I didn't know he was gonna call you." "How could I have known that?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Well, now I know why I got the job." "Nobody else called." "Just please let me stay with you." "Please let me stay with you." "I will be so good." "I won't touch anything or eat their food." "I won't take your money." "I just-well, I'll be there, and we'll, like, hang out." "All right, okay." "I heard you the first 50 times." "Can I come, then?" "Let's just wait and see how it goes." "They could be nice." "You don't know." "No, I do know." "Normal people do not pull the kind of stuff that those people pulled with you today." "They just don't." "Look who's talking." "That's different." "People make mistakes." "It happens." "I mean, hey, they live all the way out here in the country." "So they're at least normal enough to have real jobs that pay tons of money." "You think having lots of money makes you normal?" "You've clearly never met my family." "Well, we'll see." "Yes, we will." "Hey, yo, check it." "Volvo." "Safest car on the road." "Holy crap." "Hi." "I'm Samantha, the babysitter." "This is my friend, Megan." "Vincent Ulman." "Very nice to meet you both." "Such beautiful girls." "Please come inside." "Have a seat." "You're a doll for agreeing to this." "I mean it." "Oh, it's nothing, really." "I can't tell you how much of a relief it'll be to get this night behind us." "You know, we only arrived in town very recently, and we really haven't had a moment to spare, you know, what with the eclipse and all." "So are you a teacher or something?" "No." "I mean, not exactly." "Just-did you know both of you live in one of the most perfect places on Earth to get a clear view of it tonight?" "We heard." "Yeah, this place is quite the astronomer's dream." "Are you an astronomer?" "No, not exactly." "Samantha, could I have a word with you in the other room, please?" "Um... sure." "I hope you don't have a problem, but you have to understand that I am only paying one person for their time." "Oh, yeah." "No, Megan's not staying." "She's just my ride." "I don't have a car, so she was just dropping me off." "Oh, good." "And please forgive me for sounding rude." "It's just that my wife is very on edge about this whole situation." "You're not being rude." "I understand." "Unfortunately, no, I'm afraid you don't." "Excuse me?" "Please sit down." "You have to forgive me, Samantha, because I've not been completely honest." "You see, we actually don't have a child." "We have a child, but he's grown." "This job tonight is not for a child but for my wife's mother." "Oh." "Hear me out." "Mr. Ulman, um," "I don't have any experience with anything like that." "I think maybe you should find" "Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to" "Listen, this is not anything like you're imagining." "There's nothing medical that you would have to do whatsoever." "In fact, you don't have to do much of anything and..." "I find this all a bit awkward." "But you have to understand I have only the best intentions." "I've been putting advertisements out for the past two weeks to get someone for tonight." "But nobody responds to elderly assistants or home care anymore." "So I thought maybe "babysitter" would get a better response." "But to be honest, it didn't do much." "And like I said on the phone, I only got one other girl." "And when I told her the truth, she backed out, so..." "I mean, I figure it's all the horror stories that you read in the paper and see on TV that have scared away girls of your age from these types of opportunities." "Yeah, there's a lot of weirdoes out there." "You're right." "And I sincerely apologize for being dishonest, but what I'm asking of you is not that different than what you expected." "It's essentially just like babysitting." "I'm sorry." "I appreciate your situation." "I do." "Okay, what will it take?" "How about if I gave you another $100?" "Okay, okay." "$200." "That's $300 for one night." "Please." "You have no idea how important this is." "$400." "Hey." "Megan." "Jeez, come on." "Hold on." "Megan." "Come on, wait a second." "Are you out of your mind?" "Do you remember the game plan?" "The game plan was, if they're weird, we leave." "This is beyond weird." "It's mental." "You know, they lied to you." "They lied to you." " I know, okay." " They're liars." "I know you're right." "But it's $400." "It's $400 for four hours." "This equals first month's rent and then some, and all I have to do is sit inside and watch TV." "It's too good to be true." "Did you ever think it is too good to be true?" "Megan, please." "I need the money." "It's so stupid." "Ugh." "I'm so mad at you." "Look, you're being a great friend right now." "But this is huge." "This one night changes everything for me." "Come on." "It's only a few hours." "That's it." "Just promise me you'll be here by 12:30, and then it's over." "Just promise me." "Okay, fine, fine." "12:30, right?" "Okay, yeah." "Oh, God, Sam." "You can be such a fucking idiot sometimes." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my gosh, you scared the crap out of me." "Take it easy." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to scare you." "I just thought you could use a light, is all." "So sue me for being helpful." "I almost just died." "Oh, my God." "I almost just had a heart attack and died." "Here." "You do it." "It's safer." "Thanks." "All better?" "Aces." "It's freezing out here." "Okay." "Where the hell did you come from?" "Did you just hide?" "Are you-are you not the babysitter?" "No, I'm not the babysitter." "My friend" "See, here we are." "Half your payment in advance just to ease your mind." "And here's a little more to get something to eat." "There's a number on the refrigerator for a pizza place." "I know you college kids love pizza." "Mom is asleep, and as I said before, there's really no need for concern." "She's old, but she's actually quite able-bodied, actually more able-bodied than... than myself, I hate to say." "But if she needs anything, she'll be able to get it herself." "She's quite independent." "Most likely, you won't even see her." "But you need to be alert just in the off chance that there's an emergency." "You understand." "Mm-hmm." "I mean, this is mostly for my wife's benefit." "She's, you know, the paranoid type." "But you get it." "It all sounds easy enough to handle." "Terrific." "Oh, right." "There's" "It's the number where we'll be just in case you need us." "Oh, yeah, there's a number on fridge for pizz" "I already said that, didn't I?" "Yeah." "If this wasn't screwed on... but I've said too much as it is, so I'm gonna get upstairs and get the missus." "And you just make yourself comfortable." "And I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail." "Okay, thanks." "I've done everything you asked." "Well, there's not going to be any more mistakes." "No, this one, she's perfect." "We're not missing anything." "After tonight, everything will finally be complete." "Please stop worrying." "I have it all under control." "Are you here for Mother?" "Yes, yes, I am." "Wonderful." "You're a godsend." "It's nothing." "Not to us, it's not." "Well, I'm glad to do it." "Hmm." "Vivian Ulman." "Samantha." "Sam." "Nice to meet you." "What's the matter, Sam?" "Oh, nothing." "I just" "I thought your husband went upstairs looking for you, and I didn't expect to see you come in from over there." "I just-I get disoriented sometimes." "My friend Megan says I'm out to lunch." "I was downstairs in the basement looking for my furs." "I just can't get used to this cold weather." "I love the heat." "We're from the desert, you know." "Oh?" "Mm-hmm." "What about you?" "Is this your home?" "Yeah." "Well, it's more downstate, but it's pretty much the same." "I don't like the cold much either." "And now you're in university." "You look awfully young to be in college." "Everybody says that." "But I'm a sophomore." "Oh, a sophomore." "Wow." "You could have fooled me." "I bet the boys really like you." "I guess." "Hmm, you guess." "Of course they do." "A fine young beauty like you." "I remember when I was your age." "Your mother must worry herself silly." "Here we go." "Ah, you two have met." "Excellent." "Yes, and she's delightful." "I couldn't be more pleased, and I know that Mother will feel the same." "Good, very good." "You see, things are working out perfectly after all." "And you doubted me." "I know." "You were right, and I was wrong." "I'm sorry." "Well, then let's get to it." "Mustn't let the night get away from us." "Isn't that right, Samantha?" "That's right." "Oh, and Mother is very private." "So don't be put off by it." "It's just her way." "Don't worry." "I warned her about both of you." "You did, did you?" "Oh, yeah, don't forget the pizza on the refrigerator." "Hello?" "Hey." "Oh, I'm not actually here." "But leave me a message, and I'll call you right back." "Hello?" "Oh, I'm not actually here." "But leave me a message, and I'll call you right back." "Beep!" "Megan, it's me." "Pick up." "You're still not home yet?" "Sorry if you're mad." "All right, I'll call you back." "It's not that bad." "Just hurry up and be home." "Pizza Pizza." "What you eating?" "Yeah, hi." "I'd like to place an order for delivery." "Okay, your address?" "Uh, one second." "Uh, it is..." "7714 East Beaumont." "East Beaumont?" "Very cool." "What can I get for you?" "Extra anchovies?" "No, just a small pizza with pepperoni." "We don't have small." "Only medium and large." "Okay, medium is fine." "All right." "One medium pep." "That's going to be eight bucks." "Okay, thank you." "No, thank you." "See you in 30." "Hello, fish." "Good evening." "I'm Elaine Cross." "And I'm Ted Stephen." "And welcome back to Channel 13 News." "Tonight's big eclipse is now well under way." "It is a total lunar eclipse, which I'm told means up to two hours of no moon visibility." "But more than half the moon has already entered the Earth's shadow." "Observers from all over the Western Hemisphere are watching this spectacular event." "In fact, it's visible from every continent this side of the globe, except Antarctica." "The best time to see this fascinating event will be just about the stroke of midnight." "That's when you'll be able to see the moon itself actually disappear into the Earth's shadow." "And that's it for us tonight." "Stay tuned for a special presentation of Frightmare Theatre coming up next." "Ooh, scary." "Good night for a movie." "Get the popcorn ready." "I like mine with butter." "Shit." "Man." "Frickin' idiot." "Huh." "I thought she said these were in the basement." "Hey, yo, check it." "Volvo." "Hello?" "Oh, I'm not actually here." "But leave me a message and I'll" "Get a grip." "Hello?" "Mrs. Ulman?" "Shit." "Is everything all right in there?" "Keep the change." "Have a good night, ma'am." "You too." "We're sorry." "Your call cannot be completed as dialed." "Please check the number and dial again or call your operator" "It's okay." "Everything's fine." "She's fine." "Just relax." "Just get a grip." "Get a grip." "Megan?" "This is Gloria with emergency services." "We received a call from this address." "I'm sorry." "I thought I hung up before it connected." "Do you have an emergency?" "No." "Everything is fine." "I didn't mean to call." "All right, then." "Well, please remember that this line is reserved for emergencies only." "Yeah, I know." "It was an accident." "I'm sorry." "Okay, have a good night, then." "Thanks." "Ugh." "Ugh." "Get her!" "My eye!" "My eye!" "My eye!" "Megan!" "Ah!" "There you are." "It's happening." "No matter what you do, it won't stop." "It can't be stopped." "You'll see." "It's gonna work in spite of you, you little bitch." "Talk to me, lord." "Talk to me." "Please." "Talk to me." "Please, lord." "I beg you." "Samantha, wait!" "Samantha, listen to me." "Get away from me!" "Just stop." "Just speak with me." "Stay back!" "All right." "You don't need to do that." "What have you done to me?" "They're calling to you." "Just listen to them." "He's given the sign." "He's chosen you." "It's your destiny to accept him." "No!" "Okay, go ahead." "Go ahead." "Kill me if you want." "I'm just a messenger who carries out his words." "Only moments away now." "No, no!" "Astronomers everywhere are still baffled by how to explain the bizarre event." "It seems that the speed at which the moon exited the Earth's shadow was faster than believed theoretically possible." "And while this may be intriguing to many, scientists around the globe cannot agree on exactly why this occurred." "But experts are working hard searching for answers, and we will keep you informed of any and all developments as they come in." "Poor thing." "Don't worry." "You're gonna be just fine." "Both of you."

"Huh, well, well, well, what do we have here?" "Zero interest." "Hi, James." "Sully, haven't seen you since I accused you of being a pregnophile." "Whatever, that wasn't even the worst thing you said." "There's something worse than that?" "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah." "That would be when she called my sister pregnant, which she ain't." "She was a big girl." "Well, just so you know, after you said that, my sister went down to Mexico and got a frickin' tummy tuck." "So, I hope you're proud of yourself." "So, we're good?" "Great." "'Cause the last article you two c o-wrote was fantastic." "You guys have real chemistry on the page." "Apparently not in person." "Anyway, I want you two to do the cover story for the Sunday magazine." "The Sunday magazine?" "I slept with you for three years," "I never got the Sunday magazine!" "Oh, my God, thank you." "Yeah, that's amazing!" "This is gonna make my mother a superstar in her church group." "And her gun club!" "The Rock has agreed to be on the cover, which is great, because well, I'll get to have my photo taken with The Rock." "And with the way things are going around here, this would be a good time to do a really good job." "Look, Sully, I just want..." "Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup." "Don't even bother, okay?" "I don't think you're a very nice person." "Sully..." "Bup, bup, bup!" "You heard him, with the way things are going around here, people are getting laid off left and right." "All right, you're right, you're right, you know what?" "We gotta knock this out of the park." "Yeah, we're gonna." "This is the Sunday magazine!" "It's an iconic part of San Francisco, like cable cars, the Golden Gate Bridge, and two dudes making out in assless chaps." "* I can't be anything without you. *" "Movie reviewers never get the cover." "A cover could be up to 3, 000 words." "I usually only get a couple hundred words." "Sometimes I don't even get words, I just get stars." "This is a huge opportunity for me, especially now when writers are getting laid off all over the place." "Speaking of covers... what are we not doing under them?" "You two really need to get your own apartment." "Aren't you supposed to be at work?" "Well, Dad..." "I just got some bad news." "Found out my shifts are getting cut at Pantry Pete's." "They say it's 'cause I was caught napping in the lettuce, but I think we really know what's going on." "What's really going on?" "I steal." "Anyway, I had this amazing idea on the can about how we can make some fast money." "The can is the birthplace of a lot of great ideas." "The dancer who invented the can-can, thought of it on the can." "Please, you think this is the first idea" "Davis has come up with on the can?" "I got it!" "A jacket that just covers your arms." "It's like the opposite of a vest." "We could call it the "Varm."" "I got it!" "A clothing store for middle easterners called "Turban Outfitters."" "Yeah, but this one's legit, okay?" "I get a discount at Pantry Pete's," "Zack is amazing with food, so we go into business, we make a killing selling sandwiches, then we buy a boat." "And then we rent out our boat for rap videos." "And then when everyone shows up for the shoot, you sell them sandwiches." "It could be a constant stream of delicious sandwiches and boat hos." "Yeah, I mean, I got the restaurant at night, but I could use the extra cash." "Yeah, we whip up some sandwiches, wrap them up in cellophane, and then, boom, "Yes, Lil' Wayne, you may use our boat."" "Olivia, why are you taking a picture of a picture frame?" "Irony?" "Rumor has it that you've been taking items from home and using the paper's shipping department to sell them on Ebay." "Oh, that is insane!" "Let me rephrase." "Security camera footage shows that you've been bringing items from home and using the paper's shipping department to sell them on Ebay." "Other than hard evidence, what else do you have?" "Stop it." "Have you noticed how many people I've had to fire?" "Now is not the time to screw around." "Well, what do you expect when you keep handing out 20 percent pay cuts?" "I am just a scrappy immigrant looking for a better life, boss." "In a place that I thought was called America." "How you doing, Olivia?" "No." "Come on, let me investigate your Scotland yard, you know what I mean?" "Look, you're too tall, you're too loud and you've got too many freckles." "It's everything I left Scotland to get away from." "Ah, yes, Sully, you ready to go?" "Ready to start?" "This is the beginning of greatness." "We're going to write the first sentence of the first cover article either of us has ever had." "How do you think it should start?" "I hate myself." "I don't think people will get that." "What's going on, you were so excited yesterday?" "I don't understand, I've been chatting up that Olivia chick for a month now and she just shot me down again." "I don't get it, I mean, look at this." "From head to toe, lovable." "Toe to head, lovable." "I agree, even side to side, lovable." "I mean, Olivia's your friend, right?" "Maybe you could put a good word in for me with her?" "I mean, because her mouth keeps saying no, but her eyes keep saying, "Eh, I could do worse."" "If I promise to do that, do you promise to focus on the article?" "Yes, that is a deal." "Okay, so from now on, no more distractions." "Just focus, focus, focus." "Oh, hey, it's my boyfriend!" "Hey, how are the new sandwich kings of San Francisco?" "He's driving me crazy." "You should see some of his creative sales techniques." "Stop!" "Do exactly as I say and everything will turn out delicious." "Think of him as an attention getter-- something to draw a crowd." "Easier said than done." "It's a fine line between entertaining someone and asking someone to punch you in the face." "Hey, check it out." "I'm your grandma." "What'd you say about my grandma?" "!" "I'm not asking you to sleep with Sully," "I just want you to give him the impression that you might." "And then when the article's all done, you can take him out to the desert and drop him at a gas station." "Okay, I'll do it." "'Cause I know this is a really big opportunity for you and I love you and you're my best friend in the whole wide world." "Oh, thank you so much." "But it'll cost you." "Look, it's really simple." "All I need you to do is to drive up the bid on my Ebay auctions." "Fine, it's a deal." "Oh, there he is." "Go over there and let the girls do the talking." "Hey, Brooklyn." "Now that I come to think of it," "I find your halting speech and your blank stares very sexy." "I knew you'd come around." "Are you still worrying about that article you turned in?" "It's not just any article." "It's the cover of the Sunday magazine." "I mean, if you're in a doctor's office and you see the Sunday magazine sitting in the waiting room, you think, "Whoa, this is a good doctor."" "I'm so freaked out about it, I pimped out Olivia." "Oh, which reminds me, I have to bid on her Zen desk fountain." "Yeah, take that, FountainLovr4326," "I will see your ten, and raise you a quarter!" "Bam!" "Well, you were right about the sandwich thing." "Once I got Davis to use his powers of idiocy for good, we ran out of every meat." "Even the pimento loaf." "And one oven-roasted turkey with olive spread on ciabatta." "No animals were harmed in the making of this sandwich." "Except the ones between these slices of bread!" "These sandwiches will make you look huge." "Well, I think the reason you're doing so fantastic is 'cause your sandwiches are delicious." "But it's nice to know I helped." "Oh, that's right, FountainLovr4326." "Take it, take it, take it." "Who's your daddy?" "How about a little bit of that over here?" "Hey, tiger." "Hey, sexy, what are you up to?" "Oh." "A piece on how the board of supervisors finally passed an ordinance on the new occupancy tax." "That's hot." "Remember you said you had a surprise for me when Billie and I finished our cover article?" "Yeah." "We finished." "Oh." "Well, then." "I'm not going out with you." "Surprise!" "You know, your, uh, friend led me on in a really weird way." "As soon as she found out we were done with the article, she just blew me off." "Yeah, I don't think she's right for you." "Hey." "What about Diane up in the opinion section?" "My opinion:" "she's super slutty." "That's good." "That's good." "I like where your head's at." "Hey, uh, have you heard from James about any feedback on the article?" "No communication whatsoever." "It's almost like we're still dating." "There you are." "Look, we worked really hard on this, and it's my best work and Sully's, and I think it's really inconsiderate of you to take so long to give us our feedback." "The article was great." "Ah." "Well, thank you for saying that." "See, we worried for nothing." "Not that my opinion matters anymore." "I'm leaving the paper." "What?" "I was fired." "I was sick of firing employees." "Felt like I was breaking up with people over and over and over, and not having sex with any of them." "Well, Cindy." "Well, at least Cindy went out with a smile on her face." "From where I was standing, I can't confirm that." "Anyway, corporate fired me because I wouldn't fire any more people." "James, I couldn't be more upset about this if it had happened to all of us." "Is it going to happen to all of us?" "It could." "They're just going to bring someone else in, and they're going to keep downsizing." "So, we're screwed." "And not in the good Cindy way." "I'm more screwed than you, you Scottish tease." "You don't owe a bookie named Piggy Gonzalez 45 grand." "She's a very violent woman." "How am I going to tell the 2 2-year-old father of my baby that we may lose our health insurance?" "I mean, you guys don't have anyone to go home to who has to hear this bad news." "Oh, thanks for that." "That's nice, Chase." "Maybe I'll give Cindy a call." "Genius day, dude." "Your idea of standing outside of Curves around lunchtime-- you kind of blew my mind." "Yeah, after 30 minutes of lo w-impact walking, those sweaty ladies really feel like they've earned a sandwich or two." "And you got a few numbers, am I right?" "Oh, you're right." "I'll check back in six months and see how they're doing." "Hey, guess what." "Thanks to your awesome advice," "Davis and I made $75 each today." "Who's a pimp now, sucker?" "I'm making it rain." "I'm making it rain!" "Dude, it looks like she's about to cry." "Stop making it rain." "What's happening?" "Thank God strippers don't act like that when you throw singles at them." "Um... did they not like the article?" "They loved it." "James got fired, and from what he was saying, it looks like I could be next." "Holy crap." "What are you going to do?" "How are you going to pay for everything?" "This place is really expensive." "Not helping!" "I-I'm..." "I'm sorry." "I've never had a girlfriend with a job, so I never had a girlfriend who might lose one." "This is what a real crisis is like." "Uh-huh." "Um, okay, well, if it's any consolation, our... our sandwich business is really taking off." "How much did you say you made again?" "Seventy-five dollars." "Oh, good." "Now our baby can go to college." "Hey, guys." "How's it going in here?" "She's going to get fired." "Oh, my God, we're going to lose the apartment!" "Alan..." "Alan..." "I'm going to miss our talks." "This is the first time you've ever spoken to me." "Good talk, Alan." "You all right?" "Oh, well, you know... 15 years of my life, and it's all down the tubes." "Huh." "Hey, you were a huge part of a lot of people's lives." "The mayoral scandal, the gay marriage coverage." "This newspaper brought Sudoku to the people of San Francisco." "I've got something for you." "It's my cover." "Oh!" "There's my name." "On the cover." "That's The Rock next to my name on my cover." "Wow." "Seeing this reaction made it all worthwhile." "Oh!" "Thank you so much." "You know, people that get the cover story get noticed." "You don't need a resume." "You just show them this." "So, my name was on the list to get fired?" "You don't think I took a bullet for Alan, do you?" "I don't know how I'll ever thank you." "Run away with me." "Wow, you're really late with this." "I know." "Run away with me." "You've been drinking a lot." "That's why I didn't say, "Drive away with me."" "I screwed up." "I never should have let you go." "Dump the 22-year-old, and you'll never have to worry about anything for the rest of your life." "You know I can't do that." "And tomorrow morning, when you wake up, you'll be really relieved I didn't." "Can't blame a guy for trying." "Ah, you know, I'm good-looking, I'm rich." "I'll be okay." "Yeah, you will." "This isn't the first time" "I've been screwed over, you know." "See, when I started out, I was stationed in Chechnya." "That's it." "Listen, about before," "Billie strong-armed me into pretending I liked you, so that you would finish the article." "Ouch." "So, you were, uh, never really into me?" "Not really." "You were pretending, huh?" "Yes." "Well, can you pretend some more?" "Maybe, you know, like, till breakfast?" "Oh, will you buy me breakfast?" "Oh, yeah, I got a tw o-for-one coupon." "Don't spoil it." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, I heard what happened with James." "Are you all right?" "We're going to go comfort each other in a sexual fashion." "Come on, Bagpipes." "Let's see what you can do." "What if Billie does actually lose her job?" "And then the baby come s- that's not going to help." "Yeah, it's not like the baby can help pay for the apartment." "Unless..." "No." "No, you can't do that." "No, that could screw a kid up." "Unless..." "Wait, what are you talking about?" "Hey, what are you talking about?" "On the count of three, we both say what we're talking about." "All right." "One, two, three." "Baby model." "Sell the baby." "Sell the baby?" "Yours is better." "Hello?" "Anybody home?" "Hey." "How you doing?" "A little better." "Look, look, look." "It's the cover of my article." "Yay, applause, applause, ticker tape parade." "Where's your name?" "Oh, it's that teeny, tiny thing right here." "Oh, yeah." "You really got to get your nose in between The Rock's legs to see it." "Cool." "You hungry?" "When was the last time you saw me not eating or crying?" "It has been a while." "Anyway, I made you a real dinner." "It's, like, hot and everything." "Mmm." "What's this?" "It's your new home offic e- if you get fired-- for all the brilliant things you're going to write." "And it's portable, so maybe you're inspired here, or maybe you're inspired in the living room, or maybe you're working and I want to come kiss you, so I push it away." "It's perfect." "I felt like I kind of flipped out before, and I just wanted to show you that no matter what happens," "I can throw together a few cheap items to temporarily make you feel better." "Well, it's working." "Mmm!" "I got us something, too." "I accidentally outbid FountainLovr4326 on Olivia's Zen desk fountain." "It cost me $47." "10, which is sad, because it retails for $8.99." "But it's supposed to be beautiful." "You plug it in, and it creates a soothing mist, like you're in a Japanese rainforest." "Son of a bitch." "So, tell me a little bit about this breakfast that we're going to have." "Well, it's all you can eat, and I like to get my money's worth, so let's work up an appetite." "Okay." "Let's put on a show for the security guards."

"Previously on The Borgias..." "Della Rovere has left Florence." "My fear is the cardinal will conspire with the" "French to invade us." "The French king would" "Depose you." "March south to Naples." "Want, want, want." "France wants Naples." "Spain wants Naples." "King Ferrante of Naples has an illegitimate daughter." "A union between you and Sancia would be of some benefit." "Let Joffre marry her." "I will take my pleasures where I find them." "I will marry anyone you like if it helps you to sleep." "What do you know of marriage, Francesca?" "It should not be thus." " Theo!" "Ha-ha!" " The husband of my mother." "We're all friends here." "I should hope so." "Paolo." "You could adjust my lord's saddle." "He would fall." "He would return home tamed." "Broken." "I have met a woman, Mother." "You cannot stand for this." "My husband struck; it's what husbands do." "If I can rid her of her impediment" "She will be yours?" "There was an altercation at your sister's wedding." "A promise of a reckoning." "Promise me you will not put yourself in harm's way." "You, Cardinal, have been nosing round my wife." "But it ends here!" "♪" "♪ The Borgias 1x06 ♪ The French King Original Air Date on May 1, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "The apothecary prepared this liniment, my lord." "He mentioned it might hurt, but said the pain was worth enduring." " Count again?" " Yes, my lord." "Otherwise the wound might fester." "One..." " One..." " Two..." " Two..." " Three... four..." "And we are done, my good Lord Sforza." "Damn horse." "A viper must have startled him." "But we must count our blessings, my lord." "You may be some months in this little room." "At least your leg has been saved." "You have been kind to me, Lucrezia Borgia." "And it may be that..." "I was not, in the first instance... kind to you." "Please my lord, do not think" "I see now that nobility springs from the soul... not from the blood." "I forgive you the accident of your family name." "I must... accept your forgiveness, then, my lord, for the... accident of my Borgia blood." "And I would, as a mark of thanks for your care, these past few days, lend you my horse." "Your horse?" "He is the very devil when he's not being ridden." "I will gladly ride him out, my lord." "King Ferrante of Naples sends his humble regards." "King Ferrante of Naples can neither hear nor see, I believe?" "Son." "He nevertheless sends his every good wish." "And in the face of all of the spurious claims upon his kingdom- from Spain, from France from the Duchy of Milan- he would remind Your Holiness of the justice of the independent claims of Naples." "An independent Naples can only be to Rome's benefit." "And I, as his ambassador, am proud to present the suit, for your consideration, of his last unmarried daughter," "Sancia," "Duchessa of Squillace." "Where is Squillace?" "In the Kingdom of Naples." "My younger brother Joffre is all of 13 years old." "His Highness had understood the prospective groom to be the Gonfaloniere himself, the Duke of Gandia." "Me?" "Well, this is most irregular." "I would never consider marrying the illegitimate daughter of the King of Naples" "Would you convey our thanks to our friend and ally," "King Ferrante, whose claim to independence we fully understand, for his most generous offer?" "You will have our response shortly." "My husband cannot ride." "He cannot rut." "He cannot even hunt." "Even the deer are happy." "Will I be punished for that?" "Will I be whipped?" "For making the deer happy?" "Are you happy, my lady?" "Perhaps." " Give the horse his heed." " But no whip?" "No need for whip." "Kick your heels." "You thought it appropriate?" "I, Juan Borgia, and the illegitimate daughter of the King of Naples?" "The Duchessa of Squillace?" "Our alliance with Naples is now of the utmost importance." "I am the Duke of Gandia." "The Gonfaloniere of the papal state." "The son of the Pope of Rome." " Oh, Brother, we both are that." " Oh, you marry her then." "You know marriage for me is not an option." "Well, then, let it be Joffre!" "Joffre still plays with his sister's dolls." "Here we have a life-size one." "Lucrezia still plays with dolls." "She got married." "She did." "Are we to send all of our loved ones off to Pesaro?" "To Squillace?" "I will not marry the Duchessa of Squillace." "But I will ride to Naples to present my young brother's suit." "Juan..." "One of us must ensure that she is a suitable bride." "Or would you prefer the honour?" "I cannot." "I am occupied in Rome." "Yes, so I've heard." "What have you heard?" "That beneath that cardinal's skirt, there may still be a man." "Uh, uh..." " Look at you." " Me?" "Like Narcissus." "In the spring waters." "Narcissus?" "You don't know Narcissus?" "I can neither read nor write, my Lady Lucrezia." "Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection." "In the waters of a spring." "Do not move." "It is impossible." "To fall in love with a reflection?" "To kiss it." "And I thought I would never know sweetness." "It's your residence, Cardinal?" "For the moment." "You are spare in your tastes, Cardinal." "There is but one ornament I need here." "May I call you something other than Cardinal?" "Call me Cesare." "Cesare." "Remind me why I'm here, Cesare." "Because you want to be." "Because..." "Your husband's absence makes it possible." "Because..." "It is time to stop pretending." "Please." "I do not trust my heart." "Oh, you must, to have come here with me." "Can you love me, Cesare Borgia?" "Or is it just desires of the flesh?" "I am very much afraid that it is both." "One or the other, I could deal with." "Both, and I may be lost." "Can a good thing come from a bad thing," "Paolo the groom?" "Is this a good thing?" "Yes." "I think." "And what is the bad?" "I think you know..." "Paolo the groom." "I have a second name." "And I don't want to know it." "I would call you Narcissus." "Oh, my God." "You make me hope." "And I'm afraid of hope." "Hope for what?" "For days like this." "In the future, with you." "If you were given them?" "I beg you, do not make me hope." "He will be home in two days." "Perhaps his business will detain him." "Now, I desire a purely defensive union." "The terms of which have already been outlined by our respective ambassadors." "And I desire the happiness of our youngest son." "And 200,000 ducats, surely." "Perhaps." "But we need this union more than we need riches." "The wolves are bearing down on the Papal States." "And... we would have a wedding... if only to once again see our dear Lucrezia." "Yah!" "Forgive me, Gonfaloniere Borgia, if I feed my father as we converse." "He has so few pleasures left." "But he does like his chicken!" "What a coincidence." "Chicken is my brother Joffre's favourite." "Perhaps my sister can feed him thus." "He is all of 13 years old." "Soon to be a man." "I am truly blessed then, in this union." "You are." "And your brother, Gonfaloniere, is he illegitimate, like me?" "His father has drafted a papal bull to confer legitimacy on all his children." "And that has bearing on the matter of bastardy, does it?" "We do not appreciate that term, Your Highness." "Why not?" "I never minded it." "I found it gave one a certain licence." "Let me just say that his rights of inheritance are secure, under law." "If my betrothed has anything like the vigour of his brother..." "You would marry this Borgia here, would you not, dear sis?" "I am your bastard sister, Alfonso." "I shall marry whomever I am told." "I am sure your brother should grow into your stature, Gonfaloniere." "It comes with many benefits: the Borgia name, the Borgia prowess." "I am told it is considerable, within and without the marital bed." "Most important of all, the protection of the Pope of Rome for our poor, beleaguered kingdom of Naples." "We have enemies fast approaching, Gonfaloniere." "My father's name was once enough to terrify them." "Perhaps your father's name should do the same?" "I have been entrusted with all of my father's battles." " Are you not scared, dear sis?" " I fear..." "I fear, I fear." "Perhaps after our meal, Gonfaloniere, my sister can give you the royal tour?" "My father had a way of, uh, dealing with his enemies." "It might prove instructive for the future." " Your father had them stuffed?" " Indeed." "Clever." "His reputation then preceded him." "As does your reputation precede you." "Does it?" "Should I be honoured?" "In my father's case, it inspired terror." "What do I inspire," "Juan Borgia?" "Lust." "Then I must make do... with lust." "You would sample your brother's betrothed the way you would a mare?" "But one of such beauty." "Sample her, then." " I would know..." " Ah!" " How she can be ridden." " Oh, she can." "She can." "You find the art of politics more engrossing than..." "Than- Than the art of love?" "Did I say that?" "They have more in common than you might think." "I would doubt that." "Let us take... your most elegant leg." "A perfect metaphor for Italian politics." "Here... we have France, the source of all disquiet." "But travelling south across the Alps... we find the dukedom of Milan." "Hmm?" "And below her," "Florence." "And here, this little mound... is Rome." "But Naples... is your elegant calf... your exquisite ankle... your heel... your sole... and your most delicious toe." "Now lying here... it may not seem important." "But try to stand, and you'll find that all your balance comes from here." " Naples." " Hmm." "Naples." "But now..." "I'm going to invade... fair France." "His Highness is testing a new cannon, Your Eminence." "Perfected during a battle against those English barbarians." "Fire!" "Feu!" "Le feu aux canons!" "Les boulets!" "Your Royal Highness, may I introduce you to Cardinal Giuliano Della Rovere." "Cardinal Della Rovere," "His Royal Highness, King Charles, of France." " Your Royal Highness." " We have heard of you." "And I of you, Your Highness." "Your military renown has travelled far and wide" "Enough of the pleasantries!" "You are the one that would give us the crown of Naples?" "The Kingdom of France has long had claims on the investiture of the Kingdom of Naples." "I would" "I said, enough pleasantries, did I not?" "Just tell me, Cardinal, how you would place the crown of Naples... on this ugly head of mine?" "And it is exceedingly ugly, is it not?" "Your Highness bears all the vigour of the French race in his person." "He is afraid to say it!" "Is my head not ugly, General?" "I can hardly bear to gaze at it." "So admit it, Cardinal." "I have all the graces of a carnival dwarf." "Those words would never pass my lips, Your Highness." "Well then, we may get nowhere." "I appreciate only plain speech." "Tell us then what you want of us, plainly." "My countrymen are accustomed to the show of war, not the reality." "They could never muster the courage to sustain your" "French fury." "You want me to march to Rome, depose that Borgia, give you the papal crown, in the hope that you'll place the crown of Naples on this ugly head?" "I want to restore the Universal Church to her former dignity." "Couldn't this Borgia do the same?" "Restore the Church?" "Place the Crown of Naples on this ugly noggin." "Noggin?" "Head." "Either way, you must get to Rome, Your Highness." "Must I?" "And my countrymen are accustomed to the show of war" "Oh lord!" "My husband has been absent all of a week now." "You said he went to Ostia." "Are there not women in Ostia?" "You say that so bluntly, Cesare Borgia." "It makes me fearful." "Of what?" "Of the consequences of your affections." "Can you not give thanks for the time we have spent together?" "Thanks to whom?" "To the moon." "To Venus." "To, dare I say, the good Lord." "Does He not look down upon us this minute?" "If He sees what I see," "He sees that it is good." "You were ordained a priest, and yet you blaspheme thus." "If appreciation of your beauty is blasphemy, consider me a blasphemer indeed." "A blasphemer and a heretic." "You frighten me, sometimes." "War is ugly, Cardinal." "Far uglier than I could ever be." "One should approach it with extreme circumspection." "As one should approach you, perhaps?" "Ha!" "He is learning to mean what he says!" "But as to war, see here." "My new invention." "If it works, it will be... truly grisly." "It will usher in a whole new era of grisliness." "Chained cannonballs." "Both balls have to fire together." "If they don't, we could be torn to shreds." "You wish to give the signal?" "It would be my privilege, Your Highness." "It could also be your end." "Your most grisly end." "Yours too." "Proceed." "Impressive." "Yes?" "Narcissus." "If Lord Sforza were to find us" "How could he..." "mount those stairs?" "What?" "Hmm..." "The devil!" "Butter, my Lord Sforza." "For the morning." " You met my betrothed, Brother?" " I did." "Your silence is alarming, Brother." "Put little Joffre at ease." "Rest assured, Joffre, she does not have horns." "Is she pretty?" "No." "Is she kind?" "I know not." "Does she have any qualities to recommend her?" "She has two legs." "The requisite number of eyes." "Ten fingers." "So she is not pretty and she is not kind." "She has two eyes, ten fingers, and two legs." "Not forgetting toes." "Ten of them, I believe." "I will only marry once, Mother." "Oh, little Joffre!" "She is not only pretty." "No?" " She is beautiful!" " Really?" "And she's an angel, sprung up on the soils of Naples." "In fact, if you will not marry her, I would marry her myself." " Really?" " Yes." "Really." "Now, do I have your permission?" "You may not, Juan." "She is my betrothed." "Yes, she is." "And who's a lucky boy?" "He looks wealthy." "Who is he, do you think?" "Nobleman?" "I don't know." "We all look the same when we're dead." "Certainly dressed the part." "You would entice me to battle... but do you understand what that means?" "It means a just war, in defence of Christendom." "No war is just." "War is chaos, brute force mustered against brute force, until one side is destroyed, utterly." "I have read of your Italian battles." "Hired mercenaries, on feathered horseback, prancing like peacocks one against the other until one side retires, with something called honour?" "Heh!" "But there is no honour in war." "The French learned that against the English." "There is blood, death, armour against armour, until one side surrenders, in death or domination." "Be careful what you pray for Cardinal, if you pray for war." "You will find yourself in a place beyond prayer itself." "As St. Augustine said, Mother..." "Let me be married, Lord, but not yet!" " My dear." " Theo." "Your dear?" "I'd heard you made your reappearance." "Juan." "Is the house my father bought you not to your liking?" "Too cold?" "Too lonely, perhaps?" "Um, I would leave you, kind sir, and trouble you no further." " Yes, you will leave." " MY SON!" "Yes, I am your son." "Does this peasant's presence here mean that he thinks he's my father?" " No!" " JUAN, PLEASE!" "He must have heard the rumours that one of us was fathered by this goatherd." " Juan, stop!" " We are the sons of the pope!" "And you entertain a goatherd?" "In my family home?" "Juan!" "What has this papacy done to you?" "It has removed me forever from the likes of him." "Go." "Leave." "This is your home no longer." "I will return, Mother, when I please." "But I will not have him here!" "I said..." "Go." "I asked to meet you here because... my husband has been found." "Washed up on the shores of the Tiber, 3 weeks dead with stab wounds to his neck." "For those 3 weeks" "I gave my body to you." "I broke my marriage vows." "I thought... perhaps I hoped you did so willingly." "You bought those 3 weeks with murder!" "I told you he was riding on the road to Ostia that night." "Admit it, Cardinal." "I admit nothing." "Yet the crime is written on your face." "There was no murder." "He fought." "He lost." "I begged you not to meet him." "You begged me not to place myself in harm's way." "I had no idea you had such capabilities." "And to think I thought you knew me." "I thought I knew a man." "A man conflicted, perhaps, between the world and God." "But not a murderer." "Is it murder to defend your mother's honour?" "To procure the freedom of one you could love... even more than your mother's honour?" "If it is, I am a murderer born." "Maybe God can forgive you because I'm not sure I can." "Do you think I care for the forgiveness of God?" "I care for your happiness, your future." "And I have now given it to you." "Libera me, you asked me." "You have not given me a future." "You have given me a lifelong penance." "I am party to your crime." "I feel for you still... but I know not this monster beside me." "Well, let me tell you." "I was born... with a stain." "A mark." "Like the mark of Cain." "But it is the mark of my father, my family." "The mark of Borgia." "I have tried to be other than I am." "And I have failed." "And if I have failed you in the process, I am truly sorry." "You..." "You have the devil's insight, Cardinal." "You read what my heart wanted and you gave it to me." "You gave me joy, through a crime I could not have conceived of." "And now I must live my life in penance, praying for forgiveness." "Where?" "You will not know where." "You mean a nunnery?" "I mean confinement." "I will search you out." "Like Abelard and Eloise." "You may find a nunnery cell, but you will never be free of me!" "You are right." "I will never be free of you." "Are you out of your mind?" "To spill the blood of your mother's husband?" "To beat him like a common pimp?" "If that is what he is, Father" "If that is what he is, then what does that make you?" "You've heard the rumour." "That one of us was sired by him, and not by you, not by the Pope of Rome?" "And you want to feed these rumours?" "What is all of Rome talking about now?" "Hmm?" " I will not have him in her house!" " You will" "You will not?" "Do you have any idea what lengths I've gone to to keep your mother's reputation intact?" "You were bred to be a soldier, a general, a leader of men." "Is that any way for a Gonfaloniere to behave?" "Brawling like a common soldier, in your mother's home?" "Forgive me, Father, if my honour demanded" "Your honour?" "Do you know what they say about you?" "What they whisper about you?" "What, Father?" "That your brother would be more suited to your estate." "Would you have us consider those thoughts?" "Promise me you won't, Father." "If you promise to restrain yourself." "I do." "Then promise me that I am of your blood and of no one else's." "You are our son." "No one else's." "Do not make us regret that fact." "I will not." "How can I make recompense?" "You can beg forgiveness from your mother." "And you can escort her to your brother Joffre's wedding." "Papa." "Papa." "Ah..." "Oh, my love." "I'm in heaven." "Or am I still dreaming?" "No, Father." "It is I." "The Borgia pope has betrothed his son to" "King Ferrante's daughter." "How does that change matters?" "The investiture of Naples must soon follow." "Ferrante would have not agreed to the match without it." "He is old, this Ferrante, and uglier than me." "But his son is not, my liege." "He would see his father invested before he dies, so he can claim the crown, and the kingdom." "If there is a moment to move, it is now." "Cesare!" " Excuse me, Cardinal." " Yes." "So tell me, Lucrezia." "Marriage is" "It... was hard, at first." "But then it grew sweeter." "I need details." "You will not have them." "Your husband, Giovanni..." "He... fell off his horse." "Foolish man." "He will go hunting." "I find the more confined husbands become the more... tolerable." "I could write a book about it." "Perhaps I will." "And you, Brother?" "What of your heart?" "It was broken-by a nun." "A nun?" "Like Eloise?" "Will you spend a lifetime writing to her?" "I could if I knew where she was." "But you can find out, surely." "I intend to." "How wonderful." "We can both write books." "The cutting of your hair is a symbol... of the renunciation of your earthly beauty... which is now in the service of our Lord God..." "Jesus Christ." "♪" "You will be a bride of Christ... a handmaiden of Christ." "Christ will be your love, your bread... your wine... your water." "♪" "Most worthy Lord... do you agree, under the eyes of God, to accept the most gracious Sancia, Duchessa of Squillace, as your lawful spouse?" "I do." "She is too beautiful." "I hate her." "You have promised to marry the most gracious Sancia, here present..." "If you hate beauty, dear sis, you must hate yourself." "All right." "I will love her then." "But deep down, somewhere, I still hate her." "One can hate and love, I have found." "There was a poem, wasn't there, that said just that." "Odi et amo." "Most gracious lady, do you agree, under the eyes of God, to accept the most noble Lord Joffre as your lawful spouse?" "I do." "Poor Joffre." "He deserved better than Naples." "Are you becoming expert in genealogy?" "I have heard the rumours of her monstrous father." "And you believed them?" "Why Naples?" "Our father has a realm to protect." "And Sancia will protect it?" "We must wait and see." "...worthy and ready to enter the marriage contract." "You are now Duke of Squillace," "Joffre Borgia." "How does that feel?" "Where is Squillace?" "I have no idea." "But I am its duchess." "There's a castle, I believe, just south of Naples." "And a lake." "An income." "You see, they had to give me something, so... they gave me Squillace." "Be nice to him." "Promise me?" "How nice?" "He is my younger brother." "Yes." "But how nice?" "That nice." "I can be that nice." " You will?" " Yes." "Good night, pages." "Unless you would all join us?" "No." "That is a step too far, even for the Duke and Duchessa of Squillace." "Now, my husband, are you ready?" "You will have your war, Cardinal." "But I will only ask one thing of you." "Please, my liege." "No one will question the behaviour of my troops, my captains, my generals, my arms." "You will have your war... but it will be fought the French way." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"Tang Dachuan, hand over the Jade Dragon Sword ...which belongs to Lingshan and I'll let you live" "The sword's here, take it if you can" "Move away" "Don't go after him" "Come out here, Fan Ying" "Master" "You didn't listen to me, and you violated the rules" "You stole our treasured sword, it's a capital crime" "Where's Dachuan?" "Do you know who he is?" "The infamous White Faced General" "He's the White Faced General?" "You were duped" "Where is he?" "He has fled" "What about my son?" "He took him" "He left and took my child?" "I don't believe this..." "The reason why he married you is because he used you to steal my Jade Dragon Sword" "He never loved you" "I don't believe this, if this was the case... why didn't he just leave me when he got the sword?" "He hid here with me" "We've been living together for 3 years" "Master, maybe you've blamed him unjustly" "He has been nice to me" "He wasn't satisfied with just the sword" "He also wanted to steal my Chunyang Kung Fu Scripts" "That's why he stayed" "Wake up!" "Let's go" "Yes" "You've sworn that... you won't leave the Dragon Swamp in 20 years" "I remember" "There's an evil head inside called the..." "Dragon Swamp Master, equipped with astounding skills" "Whether you can escape from him;" "It depends on your luck" "Here's a spell and two daggers" "For your own protection" "Thank you, master" "Go!" "I'll raise your child" "Thank you, master" "I bid you goodbye" "Where have you been, Qing-erh?" "At the Jingang Pagoda" "I thought you told me to practice the 8 Diagram steps" "I know it well now" "Why didn't you ask your seniors to go with you?" "I could go on my own" "There was no one there at the time" "You must be careful" "The secret tricks cannot be leaked" "I understand" "Don't go on your own again" "Before you start practicing... ask your seniors to check around for you" "Yes" "Someone's stealing the sword" "The stolen Jade Dragon Sword ...was once a treasured gem of the Shangzhou dynasty" "But it killed an enlightened figure" "That's the former self of the Buddha" "After our founder got this treasured sword assuming" "Buddhism Taoism were established religions" "Since we had same founder, to pay respects to Buddha" "Our founder said that..." "The holder of this sword will end up a broken family" "Also he's afraid that no one will know of sword's ...history could hurt others and themselves" "He has suppressed it underneath the Jingang Pagoda" "I intercepted it when it got stolen 20 years ago" "And it got stolen again last night" "If it falls into the wrong hands..." "It will be a disaster to the world" "You must live up to our founder's teachings" "You must bring it back here" "We are here to receive your orders..." "Go in separate ways" "Be careful" "Give yourselves three months" "Check thoroughly" "With or without any luck" "You must return here after three months" "Yes, master" "He could hold his temper, with his knife" "He stood still at the door..." "Folks, we rely on friends when we're away from home" "We're from out of town" "Here to perform in order to learn a living" "If my students fail to perform properly ...please excuse us" "This is just entertainment" "If you are happy with our performance" "Please reward us with a few dollars" "If we're no good, sorry to have wasted your time" "Enjoy the show..." "Hu San" "Do begin" "Master..." "Who told you to put on a show here?" "Just trying to earn a living" "Have you been to the Yu Residence?" "Not yet" "Not yet?" "Then what are you doing here?" "Go" "Master" "Why doesn't he let them perform?" "Go" "Come here, kid" "You must be from out of town" "You don't know how things work here" "The performer didn't get approval of Yu Residence" "Of course they will be kicked out" "Yu Residence, who?" "Yu Jiang's residence" "Yu Jiang is an accomplished young man" "The richest person here, Chen Wanshan ...has hired him as his bodyguard" "He's the 'Head of Security'" "He's quite a man" "He has made lots of friends from all walks of life" "He throws dinner parties everyday, look" "I don't know what's the occasion today" "Who are his guests?" "People from all around the place" "All kinds of heroes and brave men" "Just tell them the name of your clan's chief" "And you will be invited to the feast" "Then they are good hosts?" "But the guests are usually fighters" "Even the respectable would be afraid." "Good day..." "Heroes, brave men and experts of all clans" "Welcome everyone" "I might not play a good host, please enjoy yourselves" "Thank you, Master Yu" "Fellows, let's drink to the 'Head of Security'" "To the 'Head of Security'" "Make yourselves at home" "This way please" "Watch that kid, don't let him run" "Master Yu" "Please join them over there" "Certainly" "Please help yourselves, excuse me" "Hey kid, who's your master?" "Who sent you here?" "Speak up, don't just grin" "There's no need for this tone, my friend" "Well that's just the way I speak" "If you feel so offended then tell me who you are" "I may be a nobody" "But this young fellow is a guest of Master Yu's" "You should be more polite for the sake of the host" "Right, we're all friends here" "Let's have a drink" "Let me drink to you, big brother" "It's just a misunderstanding" "That's more like it" "Come on, cheers" "Again" "Let me" "Impressive, young man" "Let me drink to you" "Thank you for that" "But the two haven't had their fun yet" "Why don't you drink these?" "Do you still insist on knowing my background?" "Master Yu is on a winning streak" "Go on, play..." "Let me try my luck" "Open" "Go on" "Open" "Open" "I can't, I'll pay..." "Wait" "You won" "What's going on?" "Look" "Impressive" "Sorry to give you trouble" "It's just a game" "I can't take the money" "Very nice" "You must keep these, they are yours" "I can't take these" "But I do have one request" "I'll leave with this young fellow" "You can take the money" "But he stays" "If this young man has offended you in anyway" "Please forgive him" "He's a spy" "I'm a spy?" "Do you have proof?" "I've seen you before" "You've seen me before?" "Where?" "At..." "You've ever been to Lingshan's Chunyang Taoist temple?" "You are the Sword stealer" "Surround her" "Yes" "Yu Jiang, the bunch of you bullying a girl!" "This isn't fair" "No wonder I had to get involved" "Who do you think you are?" "Master" "Move over" "You stole the sword, give it back to me" "Go after them..." "Don't bother" "Since the sword has been exposed..." "Chunyang Temple's men won't stop now" "They will show up again" "Let's see how good they are" "That's right" "I'm grateful for your acquaintance and saving me" "You're welcome" "Yu Jiang is powerful in the Zhennan area" "You are very dangerous being on your own" "Leave this place immediately, go home" "No, I must get back the sword" "Get it back?" "The sword is yours?" "It belongs to my master" "And your master is..." "Master Fan, of Lingshan Chunyang Taoist Temple" "Lingshan Chunyang Taoist Temple..." "What's your name?" "Qing-erh" "Who's your father?" "Don't know" "And your mother?" "Don't know" "How come?" "I was brought up by my master" "Do you know your master once had a female student?" "But there are many" "I'm one of them" "There's one called Fan Ying" "Fan Ying?" "I don't think so" "She looks exactly like you" "Do you know her?" "Is she your friend?" "Yes" "Maybe she's not from our temple" "Where is she now?" "Missing" "You thought that I was her?" "I saw you in disguise at Yu Jiang's place" "I thought you looked familiar" "That's why I wanted to help" "Then it turned out that you're a girl" "I was stunned" "I thought I've found her" "A friend I haven't seen in 20 years" "She's been missing for 20 years?" "I was born 20 years ago" "I'm now 20 years old" "She was 20 when I last saw her" "That's why in my mind" "She'll always be 20 years old" "You still miss her after all these years" "You must like her a lot" "Yes" "Then you can assume that I'm her" "Silly, that's impossible" "There's only one Fan Ying, I can never forget her" "I admire your sentiments" "Could I know your name please?" "After Fan Ying I've traveled all over without a name" "I've forgotten my name" "You can call me the 'Roaming Knight'" "Uncle 'Roaming Knight'" "Good girl" "It's late" "Yu Jiang might send someone after us" "Looks like your wound isn't too bad" "You better head back to Lingshan" "Farewell" "Uncle 'Roaming Knight'" "You must help me to get back the sword" "Yu Jiang will now be prepared" "Just the two of us" "It won't be easy" "Then it would be more difficult on my own" "You must help me out" "Why don't you look for your master?" "My master?" "I'm responsible for the sword being stolen" "I sneaked out from the mountain" "I hope to bring it back and ask for forgiveness" "If you help me" "I want to help you too" "What could you do?" "I'll help you to find Fan Ying" "Do you think you can find her?" "As long as she's alive" "I appreciate it" "But it's not a simple task to get back the sword" "There's a way, if you're not afraid" "I'm not afraid, tell me" "Let's try our luck at the Dragon Swamp" "The Dragon Swamp?" "This is an off limits area" "There'd be all kinds of venoms and dangerous obstacles" "I hear the Master of Dragon Swamp is very skilled" "But he has an unpredictable temper" "Sometimes he is chivalric, other times he's evil" "He doesn't want to be disturbed" "That's why all those who trespassed ...never come back alive" "There's no need to scare me" "If we can meet this Master of the Dragon Swamp" "Is it certain that we can get back the sword?" "If he would help you" "Then you have a good chance" "Lead the way, I'm not scared" "I'll plead with him, if he refuses to help" "He wouldn't kill me for no reason anyway" "I've only heard of the place" "I've never been there before" "Let's go look for it" "Are you sure you won't be scared?" "No, I'm not scared of any obstacles" "Fine, let's go" "Look" "This is it" "Any second thoughts?" "No" "Well then, let's go" "Go" "What's this place?" "Wait" "There's something strange about the sand" "You can't make it, wait here for me" ""Certain Death if you advance five feet ahead"" "Who are you?" "Dared to trespass?" "You don't want to live?" "Roaming Knight' here to see Master of the Swamp" "The Master won't be seeing any guests" "Leave immediately, or you'll be killed" "I hear the Master helps those in need" "I've come a long way and I have a favor to ask" "I beg you to pass this message to the Master" "Well then, wait here." "Try your luck" "Yes, thank you lady" "Is the lady still resting?" "Who is it?" "It's me, Qiu Yue" "What is going on?" "Come inside" "Yes lady" "Lady" "There's a visitor called 'Roaming Knight' outside" "He wants to see the Swamp Master" "The 'Roaming Knight'?" "He won't be an ordinary man if he can reach this far" "Chunhua said that he had no problem crossing the sands" "Does he know the Swamp Master?" "Why is he here?" "He said he's here to ask a favor" "Tell him to wait in the hall" "Yes lady" "Sir, the Master would meet you in the main hall" "Yes" "Please come in" "Thank you" "Please" "Yes" "Wait here" "Sure" "Master of the Dragon Swamp" "Your name is?" "What can I do for you?" "I'm better known as 'Roaming Knight'" "I'm here on behalf of a girl named Qing-erh" "You have unparalleled skills, please help her out" "I never intervene with business of the outside world" "Anything else?" "Please leave if you are done" "Please hear me out, Swamp Master" "If you could help, martial arts world would benefit" "And your name will be remembered forever" "There's no need for the high-sounding tone ...to convince me" "Tell me" "Now that you're here, let's have your real name" "You are here on behalf of a girl" "What's your association with her?" "Speak frankly, no flattery or I'll be merciless" "My real name is Xi Zhengyuan" "Twenty years ago" "I was in love with Fan Ying, a Lingshan Clan student" "She was seduced by Tang Dachuan..." "The White Faced General;" "later she went missing" "In my despair, I decided to wander around" "I've sworn that I will stay single" "Hold on..." "let me interrupt" "Fan Ying has wronged you;" "why not marry someone else?" "She was seduced and drugged by Tang Dachuan" "Otherwise she wouldn't have betrayed me" "I should've tried harder to protect her then" "I see" "Then... this girl Qing-erh" "What's that all about?" "She looks like Fan Ying" "A young Fan Ying" "I felt very special towards her" "Now that she's in trouble" "I'll try to help her in anyway" "But I know that I won't be able to do a lot alone" "That's why I risked my life to ask for your help here" "Then you still love Fan Ying a lot" "What's Qing-erh's surname?" "What does she do?" "She doesn't know her surname, she's an orphan" "She was brought up by Master Fan of Lingshan's Chunyang Taoist Temple" "Where is she now?" "Her shoulder is injured and she's not that skilled" "She couldn't make it through the quicksand" "I told her to wait for me at the pavilion" "Chunhua" "Yes" "Escort Qing-er here" "Yes" "Please have a seat" "Yes" "Come in" "Miss Qing-erh, please meet our Master" "Swamp Master, Qing-erh greets good day" "Qing-erh" "Yes" "You were brought up by Master Fan of Lingshan?" "As for your request" "The 'Roaming Knight' has told me" "I'll help you" "Thank you, Swamp Master" "Since the Swamp Master will help out" "Stay here, I better head off now" "Leaving so soon?" "I've my own work to do" "I must continue to find Fan Ying" "But I promise I'll go with you" "Why don't you wait for me?" "We'll go once I've found the sword" "Silly child" "It's not easy to locate Fan Ying" "And it's not your problem" "You must focus on the sword" "You've helped me" "I must keep my promise to you" "Thank you for your good intention" "Swamp Master will help you get back the sword" "Return to Lingshan soon or your Master will worry" "I'll visit you when I have the chance" "Really?" "Thank you Swamp Master, good bye" "We shall meet again" "Chunhua" "Here" "See the guest out" "Yes" "Swamp Master, I'd like to see him off" "All right" "Go back now, thank you miss." "Goodbye" "Bye" "Lady" "Miss Qing-erh, this is our lady" "Lady" "Are you surprised that we look alike?" "Yes" "How come you too resemble me?" "Too?" "The 'Roaming Knight' said that there's a woman ...called Fan Ying who looks like me" "Why do I have so many look-alikes?" "Come here, let me take a good look at you" "Go on" "You really look like me" "Lady, not just looking alike" "You two are like twins" "We look like we are sisters" "Exactly" "Well then, Qing-erh." "Treat me as your elder sister" "Do you want to?" "I am an orphan" "I have no family except my master" "I don't even know my own surname" "You really want me to be your younger sister?" "Really?" "Do you mean it?" "I'll treat you as my younger sister" "Elder sister" "What's wrong?" "I got wounded here" "Wounded?" "Lie down, let me take a look" "Chunhua, help Qing-erh to lie down" "Yes" "Qiu Yue, get my medical kit" "And bring the Eight-Treasures revival pills" "Yes, lady" "Could you report to the lady that..." "There're only 6 dragon gall bladders left" "Sure" "The delicacy, lady" "Qing-erh, you must be hungry." "Take this" "What's this?" "Dragon bladder" "Yes" "Miss Qing-erh, go ahead and eat it" "This delicacy retains a lady's youthful looks" "This will give you longevity and rejuvenation" "Dear sister, do you have any idea that... when will the Swamp Master start helping me?" "The Swamp Master?" "He isn't here" "What?" "He promised that he'll help me" "The Swamp Master was evil" "He died ages ago" "Died ages ago?" "Then who was the one I met?" "That's me" "I killed him twenty years ago" "Just now it was me... wearing a human skin mask" "I don't believe it" "You look like you're in your twenties" "That's because I regularly feed on dragon's bladder ...and saliva." "I've been living a hermit's life here" "I have no worries and I focus on honing my skills" "That's why I look younger than my age" "So you wore a mask" "But what about the voice?" "This does the trick" "This was made from dragon's whiskers and scales" "Qing-erh, do you like it?" "There's something I'm afraid to ask you" "Go ahead" "Are you..." "Fan Ying?" "So?" "Are you?" "Then when the 'Roaming Knight' was here... why didn't you tell him?" "I don't get it;" "he was right in front of you!" "And he had no idea, he's still looking for you" "It's not that I'm blaming you" "I can see that you're sad too" "But think about that poor fellow" "How could you be so cruel?" "I've done something terrible, I couldn't face him" "He didn't mention anything" "You're young, you won't understand" "I have no one to blame but myself" "Tell me what's eating you" "Don't keep it all to yourself" "I don't feel wronged" "I'm content with what I have" "There's nothing else I ask for" "I don't want you to be sad" "I'm not" "The priority is to find your sword" "So that you can return to Lingshan soon" "And your master wouldn't worry about you" "Thank you" "See the lady off" "See the lady off" "Keep up your work, practice hard" "I'll return soon" "Yes, lady" "Come on, I'll carry you on my back" "Sister, that was impressive" "Don't address me as "sister" from now on" "Got it" "That's him" "Who dares to make a scene here?" "You bunch of losers aren't qualified to talk to me" "Get your boss out" "Very arrogant!" "You should see what I'm made of" "Where are you from?" "Who are you?" "You'll piss your pants if I tell you my name" "You are a bunch of zombies" "Tried to fight me?" "Get out" "Get Yu Jiang out" "I'll send you to hell" "Come on" "Who's making a scene here?" "Who are you?" "The infamous Black and White Dogs" "You've heard of us then" "You better beg for mercy" "Didn't you hear me?" "I said that you two... are the infamous Black and White Dogs" "Shut up" "Lunatic" "Come on, catch him..." "Wait" "I'm Yu Jiang, I should've come out here sooner" "Please forgive the rude manners of my men" "So you are Master Yu, Head of Security" "Yes" "And you would be..." "I'm from the Dragon Swamp" "The Swamp Master?" "My subordinates failed to recognize a great person" "Please don't be angry" "Although they are rude... but I haven't harmed them" "So you know I have no hostile intentions here" "Yes, thank you" "Please come in and have tea" "Alright" "Qing-erh, come on" "Master Yu has invited for tea" "Yes" "Please" "Swamp Master, this..." "Please" "Welcome Swamp Master" "What could I do for you?" "I have lived in seclusion for decades" "This time it's an exception" "I had to come all the way... and ask a favor from you, Master Yu" "You are too modest" "I would try to help any way I can" "Please give your instructions" "That's excellent" "This is Miss Qing-erh." "You've met her before" "You're here for the Jade Dragon Sword?" "Yes" "The Sword belongs to Lingshan's Chunyang Temple" "Everyone knows how powerful the sword is" "And that it has been cursed." "Whoever'd own it... will go crazy, and his family torn apart" "If the sword gets in the wrong hands ...it will be a disaster" "Master Yu, please return it to Miss Qing-erh ...so that she can bring it back to Lingshan" "I risked my life to get the sword" "I won't give it up that easily" "So you're turning me down?" "Don't think you can bully around with your skills" "I won't be pushed around that easily" "You think that... you can rule the world with the Jade Dragon Sword?" "Come, I'll let you have 30 strikes at me" "I won't fight back" "If you could harm me in anyway, I'll leave immediately" "Otherwise, hand over the sword" "You are very arrogant" "Now will you give up?" "Men" "Yu Jiang, you think you've got the upper hand ...just because we are outnumbered?" "Come on" "Who's next?" "I'll stand here" "If you can leave this hall, I lose" "Now you'll give up?" "With pleasure" "Hand over the sword" "Leave us" "Yes" "Your martial arts skills are unparalleled" "I'm sorry to have challenged you" "Please spare me my life" "There's no need to be so modest" "Just return the sword" "Yes, indeed" "Thank you for sparing my life" "Let me bow to you" "Oh, please don't" "Now you know what I'm made of" "You think I will hand over the sword that easily?" "Keep dreaming" "Poisonous Miasma?" "That's right" "The poison will take your life within 8 days" "You won't live" "That's low!" "How dare you!" "I will kill you" "Loser" "Take this!" "You've been hit by my Poisonous Dragon Darts" "You will die in 5 days without the antidote" "Wait, don't kill him" "Pick up the sword" "Yes" "Where did you get the Poisonous Miasma from?" "Who taught you to use it?" "My master gave this to me... before I headed to steal the sword" "The antidote?" "I don't have it, only my master does" "Who's your master?" "Where's he now?" "I think I know him, take me to him" "I beg you to give me the antidote first" "I have to be careful in dealing with... a cunning man like you" "Take me to your master" "And I'll give you the antidote then" "Fine, I'll prepare the horses" "Chen Tong, Chen Da" "Qing-erh, take the sword and return to Lingshan" "No, I'm worried." "I want to stay with you" "Don't be silly" "The priority is to return the sword" "I'll be fine" "Master Yu" "I need three good horses immediately" "Yes" "Are you alright?" "How bad is this?" "It's alright." "When I see his master..." "I'm sure I'll get the antidote" "Go" "Be careful" "We'll see each other soon" "Or perhaps I'll visit you at Lingshan" "Please, Swamp Master" "Please" "I'm off, take care" "Be careful" "You must come to Lingshan soon" "Go" "Go" "Yes" "Young lady, where are you going?" "It's a dead end, you can't walk through this hill" "A dead end?" "How could this be?" "I walked past here before" "It's been raining and the water ...flooded this path" "There's no path for riding, let alone walking" "Is there another way to Lingshan?" "Yes..." "This way, along the Qingshui River" "Over the Huzi Ditch, take the smaller paths" "It's a shortcut" "Thank you" "Excuse me" "Which is the way to Huzi Ditch?" "The path on the left." "Turn at every curve." "It's near" "Thank you" "Miss, if you could spare some change for me" "Thank you..." "Have some water, you must be thirsty" "Go on" "Which way is to Huzi Ditch?" "Just keep going this way" "Two more miles" "Coming" "Miss, it's getting dark" "There aren't any lodgings for 20-30 miles" "You won't find another inn after ours" "Is this the right way to Lingshan?" "Yes... if you keep going." "Pass through..." "Jigong Peak and you can get back on the main road" "But it won't be easy to travel at night" "We are a clean and welcoming inn" "Please do stay" "I will then" "Please come inside..." "Inside please" "Have something to eat first" "I'll clean up your room upstairs" "Thank you" "Please" "What would you like to eat?" "Anything will do" "How about a fried fish and a vegetable dish?" "And a soup?" "It's cheap" "Sure" "Would you like some wine?" "We have the best Zhuyeqing wine" "Could you prepare the dishes quickly?" "Of course, right away" "Inside please" "Waiter" "Here" "What would you like to drink?" "Bring me the wine" "Yes..." "Waiter" "What would you like to eat?" "I'm starving, how about some meat?" "Yes..." "I'll take that piece" "How much does that weigh?" "Yes... how much does that weigh?" "I'll check" "It's exactly 2 catty" "Exactly 2 catty" "Tell him to cook it" "And bring the wine" "Yes, right away" "Please have a seat..." "I have two fishes here" "Fry this up" "Yes..." "Waiter..." "Yes?" "I've got plenty of cash" "What would you like to have?" "I'm in the mood for wine, do you have any good ones?" "Of course, please come inside" "Hey" "Yes" "Fill this pan up" "Mister, how much?" "We've got all sorts here" "I'd prefer something to go with this" "Yes" "Hurry..." "Yes..." "Stand still" "What about the dishes?" "But you haven't ordered yet" "Do I have to order?" "Just give me the best" "Yes..." "There're so many empty tables here" "Why do you have to sit besides me?" "Because I like to" "I can sit anywhere I want" "I like a young girl's company" "Then you can have this table" "Come and sit here" "Miss" "Sorry Miss" "I'll get you another fish" "Don't worry about it" "Yes" "They are bullying you" "Come on, drink with me, I'll help you" "Don't be shy, drink up" "I'll love you if you drink this, come on" "Brat" "You think I can be bullied around?" "I haven't done anything to you" "Why are you hassling me?" "Speak up" "Spare me Miss." "I had no idea" "Why are you doing this?" "Tell me or you're dead" "No particular reason..." "We are in this together" "Just trying to make some money along this path" "Since you are from out of town" "We thought we can try to make some quick buck" "We had no idea that you're so skilled" "We honestly have picked the wrong victim" "I won't dare to do this again" "You are robbers, and you want me to spare you?" "Heroine, we're only doing this for livelihood" "We had no choice, spare me" "I'll start with a clean slate" "I won't dare to do this again" "Fine, then." "Be a good man from now on" "Yes" "Thank you" "Go" "Thank you" "Waiter" "Here... what can I do for you, Miss?" "Go tell your boss that I'll pay for the damages" "Thank you" "I'll make two dishes for you" "Fine" "Morning, miss" "Tell me, who were those people yesterday?" "I don't know, Miss" "They stole from me" "I'll kill you if you don't tell the truth" "I honestly have no idea" "I've never seen them before" "I cannot tell you anything even if you kill me" "The Jade Dragon Sword is a rare gem" "Have you done a background check on the girl?" "She's a student of the Lingshan Chunyang Temple" "If you know that" "Why don't you just kill her?" "She's young but very skilled" "The seven of us weren't a threat to her" "My brother Chen Da" "Ding Long and Ding Bao;" "all died because of her" "As for the sword" "We had to use a trick to steal it last night" "What about Yu Jiang?" "He got hit by the Dragon Swamp Master's poison darts" "He was heading to see you along with the Swamp Master" "The Dragon Swamp Master?" "The young girl solicited his help" "He's very skilled, you better be careful" "I've heard a lot about him" "He'll know how powerful the Jade Dragon Sword is" "Ding Long and Ding Bao were dead ...because of her" "Ding Hu and Ding Xiong were injured" "Please tell us what to do" "Don't worry about it" "I'll take revenge for you" "Now that this Sword news has spread... we can't wait anymore; we must act now" "After the mission is complete," "And I've become the Chief of the 72 clans..." "Then all those who worked for me will be rewarded" "Thank you, Master Song" "Master Song" "What is it?" "Yu Jiang and The Swamp Master are here" "Send them in" "Yes" "Leave and wait for my order" "Yes" "Please" "This way please" "You..." "What's happened?" "This is my master" "Ask him for the antidote" "It really is you" "You promised me the antidote" "I will keep my promise" "Swallow this with wine, and you'll be fine" "Thank you, Swamp Master" "I'm Song Yue, second in command of Yandang Clan" "You remarked, "It really is you"" "Have we met before?" "You've changed your name" "What do you mean?" "Twenty years ago" "You were separated from family because of the Sword" "And now you sent Yu Jiang to steal it again" "I don't get it" "Why is the sword so important?" "How come you know so much?" "The Jade Dragon Sword has been cursed" "It is destined that its owners will be cursed" "Destiny?" "What a load of nonsense" "I must have it" "Look, this is the Jade Dragon Sword" "The sword is here, what about Qing-erh?" "Where's Qing-erh?" "Who's your boss here?" "Who are you looking for?" "Your master Song" "Our old chief has gone out" "Where are you from?" "What do you want?" "Tell him to return the sword to me" "The treasured sword?" "What's going on?" "Are you at the wrong place, young girl?" "Don't try to play dumb, you stole my sword" "Don't blame me for being merciless" "Please be more specific" "You should have checked" "We're the Song Family of the Yandang Clan" "Why would we steal your sword?" "I don't care who you are" "I'm sure the thief is here" "Just hand it over" "You are an unreasonable girl" "Move over and stop nagging" "How dare you insult me?" "So?" "Come here" "What are you doing?" "I'm impressed." "Come on, everyone!" "Move" "Stop it" "Mr. 'Roaming Knight'..." "What are you doing here?" "I ran into Master Song on the way" "He insisted that I come here to stay for a while" "Qing-erh, come here to greet Master Song" "Master Song" "Good girl..." "Oh, she is the one you mentioned yesterday!" "Yes" "What are you doing here?" "The Swamp Master helped me to get back the sword" "But last night at the inn" "It got stolen again" "Got stolen again?" "They did it" "Good day, Old Chief" "Old chief..." "What's the matter with you all?" "Have you offended this young lady?" "We don't know what's going on" "She said that we stole her sword" "We explained to her that we won't do it" "She just wouldn't believe and is being unreasonable" "Who's being unreasonable?" "The mule cart is here" "The mule cart?" "What does your Sword have to do with the cart?" "The sword-stealers... were driving this cart" "I came here by following the marks" "I can't be wrong" "Old chief..." "The owner of the cart is here to see Master Song Yue" "I don't care if you refuse to listen" "You'll be punished one day" "Just give me the antidote" "Why should I do that?" "Yu Jiang, your student, already has my antidote" "How could you not give me the antidote?" "I've never promised you that" "Then you are a man without moral principles" "I don't know you, I don't need to honor any principles" "Unless you tell me frankly why would you know so much about me" "Then I'll consider" "Well then, Tang Dachuan" "Take a good look at me" "You?" "You'd never have imagined!" "Why did you change your name?" "I thought you died" "I joined the Yandang Clan to achieve my mission" "Hence I changed name and married into the Song family" "I was confined in the Dragon Swamp... for 20 years because I helped you steal the sword" "I thought about you every day" "But you haven't improved at all" "You sent Yu Jiang to steal the sword again" "I guess you'd go to any length for the Sword" "My master said that the owner would go berserk" "He indeed was right." "Just look at you!" "With the Jade Dragon Sword" "I can control over the Old Chief" "I'll be at the helm of the 72 clans" "I'll head the Martial world" "I can't be bothered with you" "Hand me the antidote I'll return to the Dragon Swamp" "I won't give you the antidote" "Oh yeah?" "You're now too weak to fight me" "What could you do to me?" "You want me dead?" "No one knows about my identity as Tang Dachuan" "Do you think I'll let you live?" "You're inhuman" "Song Yue" "You're behind the sword theft" "And you're the infamous..." "White-Faced General Tang Dachuan" "Having you as son-in-law... would be a disgrace for our clan" "No wonder my daughter's dead" "Old man, I've always wanted to get rid of you" "Don't touch the sword, old chief" "Zhengyuan..." "Zhengyuan..." "It's you!" "Fan Ying" "I've been looking for you every where" "Thank you for everything" "This maniac has the Jade Dragon Sword" "You are not his match" "Hurry and take Qing-erh out of here" "Then you..." "I've been poisoned" "I won't live without the antidote" "You must take care of Qing-erh" "No, I must protect you" "I won't leave you even if I must die" "I beg you, Zhengyuan" "For me, you must protect Qing-erh" "She... she's my child" "Go!" "Don't worry about me." "Just watch Qing-erh" "I appreciate all you've done even I die" "You won't break this" "No matter how powerful the sword is" "Mr. 'Roaming Knight'..." "Song Yue, you are a dishonorable man" "You really want to revolt?" "Old man" "Why do you think you deserve to be the clan's chief?" "I should have killed you a few years back" "Men" "Yes" "Kill them all" "Go" "Go" "Go over to the back, I'll cover you" "Surround the area, don't let anyone leave" "Yes" "Chen Tong" "Here" "Go back to the residence" "And summon all the experts here" "Yes" " Brother Ding-erh" " Yes" "Please inform everyone ...to assist here" "Yes" "Listen, when everyone's here" "We will spare no one" "Yes" "Qing-erh" "Mr. 'Roaming Knight'..." "Do you know that the Swamp Master is Fan Ying?" "I know, I didn't have the chance to tell you" "Finally I've found her" "I've found her" "She wants me to take care of you" "She's so nice to me" "She's your mother" "My mother?" "Then Tang Dachuan..." "He's your father" "Why is he hurting my mom?" "Because he's a blood-thirsty maniac" "Mr. 'Roaming Knight'..." "You are a great man" "You sacrificed for me" "I'll never forget you" "Your kindness and virtues" "I must go to my mother now" "I have to take revenge for you" "Qing-erh" "What are you doing here?" "Seventh brother" "Don't cry" "Tell me what's wrong" "You've got the Jade Dragon Sword?" "Why aren't you heading back to see the master?" "No, not yet" "I must save my mother first" "Your mother?" "Since when do you have a mom?" "Of course I do." "She looks exactly like me" "Where is she?" "Trapped in the Song Village;" "she's been poisoned" "In the Song Village?" "Then you ought to seek our master's help" "There's no time, I must go save her" "You can't go on your own" "I'm not scared" "This isn't a game" "Do you think you can handle this on your own?" "Come with me then" "What should we tell the master?" "You should have headed back" "If you're scared, then you can go back first" "I can't let you go on your own" "Then come with me" "Qing-erh, you've put me in a difficult position" "What then?" "Why don't you write a note... and get a bird to send the message to the base?" "And you can come with me" "That's a good idea" "Don't get side-tracked" "Head straight back to base" "What are you standing there for?" "Master, you hear that" "Listen to her sobbing" "If we prepare to burn this place down" "That poor woman" "Let's just give her the antidote and set her free" "She'll spill our secret" "She has no connections to Song Junyi" "Why must she die also?" "You've always been efficient" "Why the sudden attention to her?" "I've always obeyed you" "But her sobbing ...makes me feel bad" "Don't be softened" "That will ruin our goal to rule the world" "We still have to win over Song Junyi's men" "And also the Yandang Clan Chief's seal" "We don't have time to deal with her" "I will take care of the seal" "Please just let the woman live" "You have changed" "I just don't think it's right" "If I see her die like this ...I will feel terrible" "I'll decide after you've got the seal" "Thank you for everything" "Master Song" "Master Song, Master Yu" "You've done a good job" "All the experts are here" "And the heroes from different clans" "Waiting for your order" "Master please order" "The only way is to win this battle" "We must kill Song Junyi's men" "Send the order" "Prepare to use fire" "Yes" "Burn it" "They are going to set the place ablaze" "Hurry!" "Put out the fire" "Put out the fire" "Hurry" "Push" "Push" "Kill" "Damn it" "Oh no!" "Where's the Swamp Master?" "I don't know" "Where's the Swamp Master?" "I don't know" "Go" "Old chief..." "Where's the Swamp Master?" "Tell me or I'll kill you" "Tell me" "I'll lead the way" "Go" "No" "She is over there" "Mother..." "Sorry I'm late, mother" "You know that I'm your mother?" "I'm glad that I can see you again, child" "Mother..." "Qing-erh, the place will soon be alight" "Let's go" "Stop it" "Drop your weapons" "Go" "Master Fan" "Why get involved in our Yandang Clan's business?" "Tang Dachuan, you've done all types of evil" "Because of your ambition to rule the martial art world" "There will be sufferings and deaths" "This is your doom day, you've done quite enough!" "Qing-erh" "Qing-erh" "Master" "The sword" "Take this antidote" "I brought this upon myself" "If this is the way it works out, I bear no grudge" "I have a favor to ask of you" "Please save Yu Jiang" "Ask your master to spare him, he..." "Yu Jiang" "He's your own son" "Qing-erh" "I'm sorry" "Father" "Master" "Get up" "Qing-erh" "Mother" "He is your older brother" "Dear brother" "Sister, mother" "I deserve death" "Since I was a kid, my father... told me that we must evade our enemies" "That's why we couldn't use our real names" "He said that you were killed by our enemies" "With the things I've done!" "I'm an animal" "Don't be sad, my child" "It's not your fault" "I've missed you for 20 years" "Now that we're reunited" "I wouldn't blame you" "Could you forgive me, sister?" "All the mistakes Yu Jiang made ...were because he listened to Tang Dachuan" "Please spare him, master" "According to our teachings" "Since Yu Jiang is the sword thief" "He must be confined to the Dragon Swamp for 20 years" "Go" "Yes" "Wait" "Master" "Could you make an exception?" "Please allow me and Qing-erh to accompany him" "We must obey our founder's rules" "Let him try his own luck there" "If it is destined..." "You three will be reunited some day" "Right" "Mother" "I'm off" "Fan Ying, you both hurry back to the base" "Ripped by:" "SkyFury"

"Morning." "Hi." "How was your date?" "Pretty good." "Oh, good." "My God." "Sorry about that." "Okay, really good." "I gotta go." "I'm late." "You're going to leave her with me?" "Don't worry, she's a terrific girl." "Can you do me a favor?" "could you mention I'm not looking for a relationship?" "That'd be great." "What, are you kidding?" "Just casually slip it in, you know." "Lay the groundwork." "tell her I'm a loner." "No, an outlaw." "She doesn't want to get mixed up with the likes of me." "That's a Iot to remember." "Can't I tell her that you're a pig?" "I'm gonna call her later myself." "Honest." "chandler used to do it." "He'd make her pancakes." "He'd make extras and leave them for me." "I'm not telling her anything." "It's not my responsibility." "Fine." "Now, where did we land on those pancakes?" "Hi." "Hi." "Sorry, but I couldn't get that lock to work." "Yeah, Joey kind of disabled it when I moved in." "You must be rachel." "I'm Erin." "Hi." "I don't mean this to sound like high school, but did he talk about me?" "would you Iike some pancakes?" "The One With Ross's Library Book" "Come on." "Why are we here?" "Okay, okay, take a guess." "The hot chicks?" "Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier you know, for fun." "And I typed mine in, and guess what came up." "My doctoral dissertation." "It's right down here in the biggest library in the university." "Wow, that's actually pretty cool." "There's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina." "What is that?" "Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal System." "We're so sorry." "You didn't bring me here to do that, did you?" "She sent the chicken back again?" "She said it's too dry and wants to explain to you how she wants it." "I'd Iike to meet this chicken expert." "Send the colonel in." "Oh, my God!" "Lucky bastard." "Janice." "How are you Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy- Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?" "I'm fine." "Oh, what is that on your finger?" "I'm blind." "Somebody's been doing a little cooking outside the restaurant." "So who's the lucky guy?" "Funny story." "Hey, what's up?" "Hey, who's your friend?" "Hey, Joey." "Erin." "You're still here." "We ended up spending the day together and had such a great time." "Why wouldn't you?" "Erin is great." "And then there's you guys." "well, listen, I better get going." "Today was great." "Thanks." "And, Joey, last night was fun." "Yeah." "I'II call you." "I'II call you too." "Or I'II call you." "And call me." "Okay." "Look at that, we're all gonna call each other." "Good to see you again." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "The system kind of broke down, huh?" "Joey, I'm sorry." "I just couldn't tell her all those things." "And we got to talking, and I" "We want you to marry her." "What?" "She is so amazing." "You have no idea." "Who do you think brought her here?" "Cupid." "She's so cool." "She speaks four languages." "Man, do you know what guys want." "Come on, she's so perfect for you." "She's sweet." "She likes baseball." "She had two beers at lunch." "My beers?" "!" "Look, she's a very nice girl." "We had a very good time, but I don't see it going anywhere." "You always say that." "Maybe if you gave her a chance, it wouId go somewhere." "I'm sorry, you guys." "I just don't think so." "Whatever." "Fine." "Hey, don't start judging me." "You're in love with your assistant." "You're having an affair with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof." "Phoebe!" "Secret affair." "What did I say?" "Hey, cutie-cutie." "So I ran into someone you know today at work." "Oh, yeah?" "Who was it?" "Oh, my God." "I am so sorry, sweetie." "Are you okay?" "You didn't tell her we're engaged?" "She saw the ring." "Did she freak out?" "She was shocked, but then again, so were most people." "She actually has a boyfriend herself." "Name's clark." "She also invited herself to our wedding." "clark too." "You said no, right?" "You said no, right?" "She cornered me." "She asked me if the wedding was in town." "What was I supposed to do?" "Lie." "How hard is that?" ""Your check's in the mail."" ""Oh, your baby's so cute."" ""I can't wait to read your book, Ross."" "So she comes to the wedding." "Maybe it won't be so bad." "Think she'II sit quietly?" "Think she'II want to make a toast?" "You don't think she'II want to sing "Part-Time Lover"?" "Oh, my God." "She's not gonna like the chicken either, is she?" "You know what?" "It'II be okay." "She's probably not gonna even want to come." "really?" "No, that was a lie." "See how easy that was?" "So you would have just lied?" "Yes." "It would have really been that easy?" "Yes." "Do it Saturday." "We're having dinner with her and clark." "Hi." "What's wrong?" "people are doing it in front of my book." "I'm sorry?" "My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school." "I went to see it." "And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section." "Oh, my God." "Did you get to see anything good?" "That's not the point." "I know that's not the point." "I'm trying to make it the point." "At your school was there a place on campus where students went to fool around?" "Yeah, there was." "In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read." "Yes, there was." "Great, because people kept showing up." "I think it's like a thing." "hold on a second." "Fifth floor, against that back wall?" "Oh, for crying out loud!" "So we should go catch our movie." "What's the rush?" "I Iike to see the previews." "The candy." "Oh, hey." "well, look who's here." "Hey, Joey." "Hey, Erin." "Hey, rachel." "Hi." "We were about to take off and see a movie." "Oh, no!" "What's wrong?" "Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to." "Oh, no." "What party?" "A birthday party." "A birthday party." "Whose birthday party?" "alison's birthday party." "alison's birthday party." "And how old is alison?" "Thirty-two." "Thirty-two." "I feel so terrible ditching you Iike this." "No, that's okay." "Wait a minute." "Why don't you guys do something?" "Look how that worked out." "You want to catch a movie?" "Yeah, sure." "That will be fun." "Guess I'II talk to you guys after alison's party." "That, actually, might go late." "I'II wait up." "Excuse me." "Hi, I'm a professor here." "Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?" "well, yes." "Just give me five minutes." "I just have to find someone to cover my shift." "No, no, no." "Can I speak to someone in charge?" "How can I help?" "Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the paleontology section?" "I wrote a book that's up there." "And instead of reading it, people are...." "well, they're rolling around in front of it." "We are aware of the problem you're referring to." "As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed." "I can't help you." "well, fine." "If I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, then I'II go defend it myself." "Don't you follow me." "How did it go with Erin?" "unbelievable." "We had the best time." "So you're not mad anymore?" "No, no." "You guys were totally right." "This was much better than the first date." "That was awkward." "We were both nervous." "Didn't you sleep together?" "Yeah, that calms me down." "And we have so much in common." "She loves sandwiches, sports." "although she is a Met fan." "Not an issue now, but if we had kids...." "Oh, my God!" "Listen to you talking about having kids." "Oh, my Joey." "please don't get married before I do." "I just cannot believe that clark stood me up." "He may still show up." "What are you, stupid?" "It's been three hours." "Is that all?" "I just feel like such a fool." "I thought this guy was my soul mate." "I thought I was your soul mate." "What am I doing?" "You know, Iet's just-- Oh, Iet's forget about clark." "Let's go on to happier things." "Why don't you tell me about your lovely wedding." "There was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding." "It's going to be a small ceremony." "Tiny." "We're not even sure why we're having it." "It's actually going to be just family." "Oh, wait." "You two think of me as family?" "I have to ask you something now, and be honest." "Do you want me to sing "careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?" "How can you say that?" "The Mets have no closer." "What about Benitez?" "What about game one of the series?" "What about shut up?" "You shut up." "I Iove arguing with her." "Be right back." "Okay." "So how's the second-greatest Iove affair of the century?" "Second?" "Who's the first?" "Me and this muffin." "My God, it's delicious." "How's it going with Joey?" "Oh, okay." "Okay?" "tell me that you Iike him, please." "I mean, tell me that you Iike him." "He's a really great guy, and I know you really want this to work out but I just don't see this having a future." "But you said that you liked him." "What happened?" "Did you just change your mind?" "Kind of." "Then change it back!" "I'm sorry." "It's just, there's no real spark." "Didn't you sleep together?" "Yeah." "Tramp." "Does Joey have any idea?" "I don't think he does." "You know what?" "Maybe you could tell him I'm not interested in a serious relationship." "You mean, Iike, that you're kind of a loner?" "Yeah, that'd be great." "And maybe that you're a real stronzo." "I'm sorry?" "I guess italian isn't one of the four languages you speak." "Hey." "Want to go?" "Yeah, Iet's go." "Okay." "See you guys later." "Bye, guys." "Hey, thank you so much." "Wow." "I guess it wasn't cupid that brought her here." "No, just a regular old flying dwarf." "Yes, yes?" "How can I help you?" "We were just looking around." "Oh, you're fellow scholars." "What exactly were you looking for?" "Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the SmiIodon caIifornicus?" "Get out of here!" "Meeting someone?" "Or are you just here to brush up on Merriam's views on evolution?" "actually, I find Merriam's views far too progressionist." "I find Merriam's views far too progressionist." "I'm sorry." "Who are you?" "I'm a professor here." "Ross geiler." "Ross geiler?" "Why do I know that name?" "It's a...." "Wait." "Did you write this?" "Yes." "You're the person who checked out my book?" "You know, you look nothing like I would have thought." "You're so young." "well, I skipped fourth grade." "I am very, very sorry." "So how was your date?" "Great." "We walked around the village." "We went to this ice-cream place." "split a milk shake." "Seventy-thirty, but still." "I'm thinking of taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts." "really?" "She said she wants to go?" "No, it's a surprise." "It's gonna be tricky because she's busy at work." "She said that?" "Yes." "Joey, don't you think maybe it's kind of quick for you to be going away together on a trip?" "Not for me." "No, I want to spend as much time with her as I can." "Okay, honey." "Joey, we need to talk, okay?" "I got the feeling from her that she's not looking for a serious relationship." "Where are you getting this?" "She told me." "She said she's kind of a loner." "Joey" "Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know." "I'm a loner too, right?" "Hey, Joey." "You know what?" "You are way too good for her." "I promise, next time I will tell them you're not looking for a relationship." "No, don't do that." "Just...." "Next time, make sure she likes me." "well, that too." "Joey?" "Do you want some pancakes?" "finally." "What are we gonna do?" "I say we go with "careless Whisper."" "chandler?" "Did she see us yet?" "Did she see us?" "Janice, what are you doing here?" "I thought I was gonna go back to my apartment but I just felt like I really couldn't be alone tonight." "I was just wondering if I couId maybe stay here with you." "Just, I really feel like I need to be with family." "Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?" "please." "Because otherwise, I really don't know what I might do." "Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?" "Do you have any tissues?" "Yeah, in the bathroom." "We'II just let her stay." "No." "If we let her stay, she will stay forever." "Kind of like your BarcaIounger." "Is that what you're thinking about?" "I never stop thinking about it." "What are we going to do?" "Nothing." "We'II just have to let her stay." "We can't." "We gotta fight!" "Fight!" "chandler, she has beaten me." "I'm tired, chandler." "So very tired!" "Hey, you guys?" "Do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath?" "Janice, I'm sorry but you can't stay here tonight." "Why not?" "honestly?" "Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity." "Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not." "I'm gonna need a comforter." "Do you have a hypoallergenic one?" "Because otherwise I get very nasal." "Do you have a cat?" "Because it's already happening." "Do you hear that?" "Listen." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "You have to go." "Why?" "Because chandler still has feelings for you." "He does?" "Say again?" "That's right." "That's right." "And that is why you can't stay here tonight." "And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding." "feelings." "Such strong feelings." "I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away but you can." "Oh, my God." "I understand." "I am so sorry." "I'II go." "Goodbye, Monica." "I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him." "chandler." "You call me when this goes in the pooper." "I got this section covered." "Yeah, in fact, I've got this baby to shine in people's eye" "Okay, see you later." "I just wanted to show Monica your book." "[ENGLISH]"

"Tactical!" "Visual!" "Tactical, stand by on torpedos!" "Ready!" "Fire!" "Evasive!" "This is com station Epsilon 9 calling USS Columbia." "Come in, Columbia." "Respond, please." "This is Scout Columbia, Epsilon 9." "Could you boost your transmission?" "This is Epsilon 9, Columbia." "Am boosting output." "How read you this?" "Fine, fine." "Thank you, Epsilon 9." "Receiving your transmission." "Scout Columbia, NCC-621... to rendezvous with Scout Revere, NCC-595... on stardate 7411.4." "Further orders will be relayed at that time." "Signed Commodore Prober to Starfleet." " End of transmission." " Received." "Thank you." "Our sensor drone is intercepting this on Quad L-1 4." "That's within Klingon boundaries." "Who are they fighting?" "Unknown, Sir." "I have an exterior visual." "Attention!" "Fire!" "We've plotted a course on that cloud, Commander." "It will pass into Federation space fairly close to us." "Heading?" "Sir, it's on a precise heading for Earth." "Commander Sonak." "You received your appointment as Enterprise science officer?" "Based, I am told, on your recommendation, Admiral." "Thank you." "Then why aren't you aboard?" "Captain Decker requested I complete final science briefing here before..." " Here?" " we leave on our mission." "At Starfleet?" "The Enterprise is in final preparation to leave dock." "Which will require 20 more hours at minimum..." "Twelve." "I'm on my way to a meeting with Admiral Nogura... which will not last more than three minutes." "Report to me on the Enterprise in one hour." "Report to you, Sir?" "It is my intention to be on that ship following that meeting." "Report to me in one hour." " Admiral!" " Mr. Scott." "Those departure orders... 12 hours." "Starfleet cannot be serious." "Why aren't the Enterprise transporters operating, Mr. Scott?" "A wee problem, Sir." "Just temporary." "Admiral, we have just finished 18 months... redesigning and refitting the Enterprise." "How in hell do they expect me to have her ready in 12 hours?" "Take me over, please." "She needs more work, Sir." "A shakedown!" "Mr. Scott, an alien object of unbelievable destructive power... is less than three days away from this planet." "The only starship in interception range is the Enterprise." "Ready or not, she launches in 12 hours." "The crew haven't had near enough transition time... with all the new equipment." "And the engines..." "They're not even tested at warp power." "And an untried Captain." "Two-and-a-half years as chief of Starfleet Operations... may have made me a little stale, but I... wouldn't exactly consider myself untried." " They gave her back to me, Scotty." " Gave her back, Sir?" "I doubt it was that easy with Nogura." "You're right." "Well, any man who could manage such a feat..." "I would not dare disappoint." "She'll launch on time, Sir, and she'll be ready." " Thank you, Mr. Scott." " Aye, Sir." "Cargo bay to launch crew." "A travel pod is now available at dock 6." " Permission to come aboard, Sir." " Granted, Sir." "Welcome aboard, Admiral." "Commander Scott, you're needed in Engineering immediately." "Sir, you'll excuse me." "Flight deck, prepare for an incoming shuttlecraft." "If you'll follow me, I'll show you..." "I think I can find my way, Ensign." "Aye, Sir." "Bridge." "What's the problem?" "I thought you people had that circuit patched in an hour ago." "We did." "We had to disconnect it." "All right." "Take out..." "It's going to take us longer that way." "We're trying to save time." "I'm still waiting for a check on the line." "What's holding it up?" "As soon as somebody can get to it." "What's the next program?" "I'll get somebody down there as soon as I can, Cleary." "My people are all tied up now." "Captain!" "Starfleet just signaled your transfer of command orders." " Captain." " I appreciate the welcome." "I wish the circumstances were less critical." "Epsilon 9 is monitoring the intruder." "Keep a channel open to them." "Aye, Sir." " Where's Captain Decker?" " He's in Engineering, Sir." "He..." "He doesn't know." " Mr. Chekov." " Aye, Sir." "Assemble the crew on the recreation deck at 0400 hours." "I want to show them what we're facing." "Check Cleary on number six." " Need your cooler status." " Stand by." "Space matrix restoration coils." "Dilithium crystals." "I knew it." "The transporter sensor was not activated." "Air equalization." "Automatic off." "Faulty module." "Cleary, put a new backup sensor into the unit." "Aye, Sir." "Admiral Kirk!" "Well, we're getting a top brass send-off." "Don't worry, she'll launch on schedule... if we have to tow her out with our bare hands, right, Scotty?" "Aye." "That we will, Sir." " Let's talk." " Sure." "Let me know when that backup's ready." "All due respect, I hope this isn't some kind of Starfleet pep talk." " I'm really too busy." " I'm taking over the center seat." "You're what?" "I'm replacing you as Captain of the Enterprise." "You'll stay on as executive officer." "Temporary grade reduction to Commander." "You personally are assuming command?" "Yeah." " May I ask why?" " My experience." "Five years out there dealing with unknowns like this." "My familiarity with the Enterprise and its crew." "Admiral, this is an almost totally new Enterprise." "You don't know her a tenth as well as I do." "That's why you're staying aboard." "I'm sorry, Will." "No, Admiral, I don't think you're sorry." "Not one damn bit." "I remember when you recommended me for this command." "You told me how envious you were and how much you hoped... you'd find a way to get a starship command again." "Well, Sir, it looks like you found a way." "Report to the bridge, Commander, immediately." "Aye, Sir." "Transporter room!" "Come in!" "Urgent!" "Redline on the transporter, Mr. Scott!" "Transporter, do not engage!" "It's too late." "They're beaming now." " Do not..." "Do you read me, Starfleet?" "Override it!" "Pull them back!" "Unable to retrieve their pattern, Enterprise." "Give it to me." "Starfleet, boost your matter gain." "We need more signal." "More signal!" " We're losing their pattern!" " Oh, no, they're forming." "Oh my God." "Starfleet, do you have them?" "Enterprise, what we got back didn 't live long, fortunately." "Starfleet, Kirk." "Please express my condolences to their families." "Commander Sonak's can be reached through the Vulcan embassy." "There was nothing you could have done, Rand." "It wasn't your fault." "Yeoman, turboshaft 8?" "Back that way, Sir." "We have to replace Commander Sonak." "I'd still like a Vulcan there, if possible." "None available, Captain." "In fact, there's no one who's fully rated on this design." "You are, Mr. Decker." "I'm afraid you're going to have to double as science officer." "That's all we know about it... except that it is now 53.4 hours away from Earth." "Enterprise is the only Federation starship that stands in its way." "Our orders are to intercept... investigate and take whatever action is necessary... and possible." "Bridge to Captain." "Priority signal from Epsilon 9." " Put it on viewer." " On viewer, Sir." "Enterprise, the cloud is definitely a power field of some kind." "Measures..." "My God..." "over eight two AU's in diameter." "Must be something incredible inside there generating it." "We're transmitting lingua code friendship messages... on all frequencies." "No response." "have a null reading at the center of the cloud." "Definitely something inside there, but scans are being reflected back." " Some kind of power surge." " Receiving an odd pattern now." "Enterprise, they could be mistaking our scans as a hostile act." "They seem to be reactingto our scans, Sir." "Deflectors, emergency full!" " We are under attack." " External view." "Viewer off." "Viewer off." "Prelaunch countdown will commence in 40 minutes." "Transporter system fully repaired and functioning normally, Sir." "Dock signals clear, Captain." "Reply we are holding position, awaiting final crew replacements." "Aye, Sir." "Transporter personnel reports... the navigator, Lieutenant Ilia..." "She's already aboard and en route to the bridge, Sir." "She's Deltan, Captain." "Lieutenant Ilia reporting for duty, Sir." "Welcome aboard, Lieutenant." " Hello, Ilia." " Decker." "I was stationed on the lieutenant's home planet some years ago." "Commander Decker?" "Yes, our exec and science officer." "Captain Kirk has the utmost confidence in me." "And in you, too, Lieutenant." "My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain." " May I assume my duties?" " By all means." "Starfleet reports our last six crew members are ready to beam up... but one of them is refusing to step into the transporter." "Oh?" "I'll see to it that he beams up." "Transporter room." "Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet..." "Just a moment, Captain, Sir." "I'll explain what happened." "Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known... seldom-used reserve activation clause." "In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!" "They didn't." "This was your idea." "This was your idea, wasn't it?" "Bones, there's a thing out there." "Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?" "Headed this way." "I need you." "Damn it, Bones, I need you." "Badly!" "Permission to come aboard." "Permission granted, Sir." "Well, Jim, I hear Chapel's an MD now." "Well, I'm going to need a top nurse... not a doctor who will argue every little diagnosis with me." "And they probably redesigned the whole sick bay too!" "I know engineers." "They love to change things." "Dock control reports ready, Sir." " Helm ready, Sir." " Orbital departure on plot, Sir." "Yard command signaling clear, Sir." " Maneuvering thrusters, Mr. Sulu." " Maneuvering thrusters, Sir." "Hold station." "Thrusters at station-keeping, Sir." "Thrusters ahead, Mr. Sulu." "Take us out." "Intermix set, Bridge." "Impulse power at your discretion." "Impulse power, Mr. Sulu." "Ahead warp .5." "Departure angle on viewer." "Departure angle." " Viewer ahead." " Viewer ahead." "Captain 's Log.:" "Stardate 7412.6... 1.8 hours from launch." "In order to intercept the intruder at the earliest possible time... we must now risk engaging warp drive while still within the solar system." "Captain, assuming we have full warp capability... accelerating to warp 7 on leaving the solar system... will bring us to IP with the intruder in 20.1 hours." "Science Officer competition." "Confirm, Sir" "Well, Bones, do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?" "They do not." "It's like working in a damn computer center." " Programming ready?" " Set for standard warp entry." "But I still recommend further simulation study." "Mr. Decker, every minute brings that object closer to Earth." "Engineering, stand by for warp drive." "Captain, we need further warp simulation on the flow sensors." "Engineer, we need warp speed now!" "Jim, you're pushing." "Your people know their jobs." "That's it, Sir." "I can't do any better." "Aye, lad." "It's borderline on the simulator." "I cannot guarantee she'll hold up." "Warp drive, Mr. Scott." " Ahead warp 1 , Mr. Sulu." " Accelerating to warp 1, Sir." "Warp .7, .8." "Warp 1 , Sir." "Mr. Decker..." "Wormhole." "Get us back on impulse power." "Full reverse." "Negative helm control, Captain." "Going reverse on impulse power." "Subspace frequencies jammed, Sir!" "Wormhole effect!" "Negative control from inertial lag will continue 22.5 seconds... before forward velocity slows to sublight speed." "Unidentified small object has been pulled into the wormhole with us." " Directly ahead." " Force fields up full." "Put object on viewer." " Go manual override on helm." " No manual response, Sir." "Navigational deflectors coming up, Sir." "Wormhole distortion has overloaded the main power systems." "Navigational deflectors inoperative, Captain." "Directional control also inoperative." "Time to impact?" "Twenty seconds." "Mr. Chekov, stand by on phasers." "No!" "Belay that phaser order!" "Arm photon torpedoes!" "Photon torpedoes... armed!" "Object is an asteroid." "Reading mass .7." "Targeting... asteroid!" "Impact in ten seconds." "Impact in eight seconds." " Fire torpedoes!" " Six!" "Torpedoes away!" "Five!" "Helm control restored, Sir." " Position report, Navigator." " Computing new intersection course." "Communications are normal, Sir." "Negative damage reported, Captain." "No casualties reported, Doctor." "Wrong, Mr. Chekov.There are casualties." "My wits, as in "frightened out of," Captain, Sir." "We were at warp .8." "Engineer, report your status there." "In just a second, Exec." "We're picking up the pieces down here." "Mr. Scott, we need warp drive as soon as possible." "The engine imbalance created the wormhole in the first place." "It'll happen again if we don't correct it." "That object is less than two days away from Earth." "We need to intercept while it still is out there." "Lay in a heading to conform with our initial IP with the intruder." "Mr. Sulu, you have the com." "Mr. Decker." "I'd like to see you in my quarters." "Mind if I tag along, Captain?" "Level 5." "All right, explanation." "Why was my phaser order countermanded?" "The Enterprise redesign increases phaser power... by channeling it through the main engines." "When they went into antimatter imbalance... the phasers were automatically cut off." "Then you acted properly, of course." "Thank you, Sir." "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you." " You saved the ship." " I'm aware of that, Sir." "Stop competing with me, Decker." " Permission to speak freely, Sir?" " Granted." "Sir, you haven't logged a single star hour in two-and-a-half years." "That, plus your unfamiliarity with the ship's redesign... in my opinion, Sir, seriously jeopardizes this mission." "I trust you will... nursemaid me through these difficulties?" "Yes, Sir, I'll do that." "Then I won't keep you from your duties any longer, Commander." " Yes, Doctor?" " Aye, Sir." "He may be right, Jim." " Was it difficult?" " No more than I expected." "About as difficult as seeing you again." " I'm sorry." " That you left Delta IV?" "Or that you didn't even say good-bye?" "If I had seen you again... would you have been able to say it?" "No." "Make your point, Doctor." "The point, Captain, is that it's you who is competing." "You rammed getting this command down Starfleet's throat." "You've used this emergency to get the Enterprise back." "And I intend to keep her, is that what you're saying?" "Yes." "It's an obsession." "An obsession that can blind you... to far more immediate and critical responsibilities." "Your reaction to Decker is an example, Jim." " Bridge to Captain." " Viewer on." "Signal from a Federation registered long-range shuttle, Sir." "She wishes to come alongside and lock on." "For what purpose?" "My security scan shows it has a grade-one priority, Captain." "Non belligerency confirmed." "I suspect it is a courier of some kind." "Very well, Mr. Chekov." "See to it." "Viewer off." "Your opinion has been noted." "Anything further?" "That depends on you." "Security scan.: one boarder." "Identity:" "Starfleet, inactive." " Permission to come aboard, Sir." " Granted, Sir." "Gran... ted." "Why..." "Why, it's Mister..." "Spock!" "Spock." "Commander, if I may?" "If..." "Oh." "I've been monitoring your communications with Starfleet." "I'm aware of your engine design difficulties." "I offer my services as science officer... with all due respect, Commander." " If our exec has no objections." " Of course not." "I'm well aware of Mr. Spock's qualifications." "Mr. Chekov, log Mr. Spock's Starfleet commission reactivated." "List him as science officer." "Both effective immediately." "Mr. Spock." "Well, so help me, I'm actually pleased to see you." "It's how we all feel, Mr. Spock." "Captain, with your permission..." "I will now discuss these fuel equations with the engineer." "Mr. Spock." "Welcome aboard." "Captain 's Log.:" "Stardate 7413.4." "Thanks to Mr. Spock's timely arrival and assistance... we have the engines rebalanced into full warp capacity." "Repair time.:" "less than three hours." "Which means we will now be able to intercept intruder... while still more than a day from Earth." "Warp .8." ".9." "Warp 2, Sir." "Warp 3." "Warp 4." "Warp 5." "Warp 6." "Warp 7." "Science Officer Spock, reporting as ordered, Captain." "Please, sit down." "Spock, you haven't changed a bit." "You're just as warm and sociable as ever." "Nor have you, Doctor... as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates." "Gentlemen." "At last report, you were on Vulcan... apparently to stay." "Yes, you were undergoing the "Kolanear" discipline." "Sit down." "If you are referring to the Kolinahr, Doctor, you are correct." "Well, however it's pronounced, Mr. Spock, it's the Vulcan ritual... that's supposed to purge all remaining emotions." "The Kolinahr is also a discipline you broke to join us." "Will you, please, sit down?" "On Vulcan I began sensing a consciousness... from a source more powerful than I have ever encountered." "Thought patterns of exactingly perfect order." "I believe they emanate from the intruder." "I believe it may hold my answers." "Isn't it lucky for you that we just happened to be heading your way?" "Bones!" "We need him." "I need him." "Then my presence is to our mutual advantage." "Any thought patterns you might sense... whether they appear to affect you personally or not..." "I expect immediately reported." "Of course, Captain." " Is there anything else?" " No." "Jim?" "If this super intelligence... is as important to him as he says it is, how do we know..." "That he wouldn't put his own interests ahead of the ship's?" "I could never believe that." "Bridge to Officers' Lounge." "Captain Kirk." "Revised estimate on cloud visual contact.:3.7minutes." "Standard light, Engineer." " Full mag on viewer." " Full mag, Sir." "Lingua code?" "Continuing friendship messages on all frequencies, Sir." "All decks and divisions confirmed." "Status red." "Captain, we are being scanned." "Do not return scan, Mr. Spock." "It could be misinterpreted as hostility." "Intruder scans emanating from the exact center of the cloud." "Energy of a type... never before encountered." "There's no response to friendship messages, Sir." " Shall I go to battle stations?" " Negative." "We'll take no provocative action." "Recommend defensive posture, Captain." "Screens and shields." "No, Mr. Decker, that could also be misinterpreted as hostile." "Cloud composition, Mr. Spock?" " Twelfth-power energy field." " Twelfth-power?" "We've seen what their weapons can do." "Shouldn't we take every precaution?" " Mr. Decker..." " Captain." "I suspect there's an object at the heart of that cloud." "Mr. Decker, I will not provoke an attack." "If that order isn't clear enough..." "Captain, as your exec it's my duty... to point out alternatives." "Yes, it is." "I stand corrected." "Five minutes to cloud boundary." "Navigator, lay in a conic section flight path to the cloud center." "Bring us parallel to whatever we find in there." "Mr. Sulu, tactical plot on viewer." "Tactical on viewer, Sir." "That measures 12th-power energy?" "Thousands of starships couldn't generate that much..." "Mr. Spock?" "Spock, tell me." "I sense... puzzlement." "We have been contacted." "Why have we not replied?" "Contacted?" "How?" "Force fields up full." "Deflectors, now." "Force fields and deflectors up full, Captain." "Analysis, Mr. Spock." "Alien weapon is a form of plasma energy, Captain." "Exact composition unknown." "Guidance system unknown." "All decks, brace for impact." "Engineering, status report." "Systems overloading, Captain." "Medic." "Medics are coming." "Engineering to Bridge." "Cannot hold full power on force fields." "Deflector power is down 70 percent." "Divert auxiliary power to deflectors." "Captain." "The intruder has been attempting to communicate." "I am now programming our computer... to transmit lingua code at their frequency and rate of speed." "Commander." "Spock!" "Here it comes." "Engineering, what's happening to our force field?" "Our shields cannot handle another attack." "Mr. Spock." "Impact in 20 seconds" "Spock." "Fifteen seconds." "Spock, transmit now." "Ten seconds." "Transmitting." "It would seem our friendship messages... have been received and understood, Mr. Spock." "I would say that was a logical assumption, Captain." "Mr. Sulu, hold present position." "Holding present position, Sir." "Tactical plot on viewer." "Course projection on tactical, Sir." "Opinion, Mr. Spock." "Recommend we proceed, Captain." " Mr. Decker?" " I advise caution, Captain." "We can't withstand another attack." "That thing is 20 hours away from Earth." " We know nothing about it as yet." " Precisely the point, Captain." "We don't know what it'll do." "Moving into that cloud at this time... is an unwarranted gamble." "How do you define "unwarranted"?" "You asked my opinion, Sir." "Viewer." "Standard ahead." "Navigator, maintain course." "Helmsman... steady as she goes." "No vessel could generate a power field of this magnitude." "Spock." "Instruments fluctuating, Captain." "Patterns unrecognizable." "Transmit image of alien to Starfleet." "Advise we are attempting further communication." "Unable to make contact with Starfleet, Captain." "Any attempt to transmit out of the cloud is being reflected back." "We are closing on it rapidly, Captain." "Reduce magnification factor four, Mr. Sulu." "We are already two settings below that, Sir." "Mr. Sulu... bring us into a parallel course... over the alien... at 500 meters." "Five hundred meters?" "Then take us out to 100 kilometers distance... adjusting parallel course." "Aye, Sir." "Viewer astern." "Reverse angle on the view, Captain." "Five hundred meters." "Viewer ahead, Sir." "Hold relative position here." "Mr. Spock!" "Can that be one of their crew?" "A probe from their vessel, Captain." "Plasma-energy combination." "Don't interfere with it." "Absolutely, I will not interfere." "No one interfere." "It doesn't seem interested in us." "Only the ship." "Computer off." "It's taking control of the computer." "It's running our records..." "Earth defenses, Starfleet strength." "Ilia!" "Ilia!" "This is how I define "unwarranted."" "Activate auxiliary computer circuits through manual shutoff." "Captain, we've been seized by a tractor beam." "Get someone up here to take the navigator's station." " Engineering." " Chief DiFalco, to the bridge." " Emergency power." " Going to full emergency." "But, Captain, if we don't break free in 15 seconds, she'll burn up." "We cannot break free, Captain." "We have only a fraction of the power necessary." "Engineering, belay that order." "Disengage all main drive systems." "Chief DiFalco, take over Lieutenant Ilia's station." "DiFalco, disengage engine navigation relays now." "Aye, Sir." "Force field circuits E-10 through 14... show ready for reactivation." "Confirm, please." "Scotty, drive systems should be free now." "Commander?" "Ready to launch remote communications drone... with complete ship's records... including our present situation, Sir." "Delay launching as long as possible." "Our drone can't escape as long as we're held in their tractor." "Aye." "Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the beam... might weaken it just enough for us to break free." "Break free to where, Commander?" "Any show of resistance would be futile, Captain." "We don't know that, Mr. Spock." "Why are you opposed to trying?" "Why bring us inside?" "Not to destroy us." "They could have done that outside." "They still can." "Curiosity, Mr. Decker." "Insatiable curiosity." "Captain, photic sonar readings indicate the aperture is closing." "We're trapped, Sir." "Reverse angle on the viewer, Captain." "Tractor beam has released us, Captain." "Confirmed." "Vessel is floating free." "No forward momentum." "Viewer ahead." "Viewer ahead, Sir." "Maneuvering thrusters, Mr. Sulu." "Ahead one third." "Thrusters ahead one third." "Let's take a look." "Full sensor scan, Mr. Spock." "They can't expect us not to look them over now." "Now that we're looking down their throat." "Right, now that we've got them just where they want us." "It's closing up." "Hold position." "Captain." "All our scans are being reflected back." "Sensors are useless." "Damn." "What do you make of all this?" "I believe the closed orifice leads to another chamber... undoubtedly part of the vessel's inner mechanism." "I suspect it may be necess..." "Intruder alert!" "Deck 5." "Officer's quarters." "Have Security meet me at deck 5, main elevator." "Spock." "Mr. Decker, you have the com." "Hold positions." "You are the Kirk unit." "You will assist me." "I have been programmed by V'Ger... to observe and record... normal functions of the carbon-based units... infesting USS Enterprise." "Jim, what's going on?" " Tricorder." "Who is..." "V'Ger?" "V'Ger is that which programmed me." "Is V'Ger the name of the Captain of the alien vessel?" "Jim." "This is a mechanism." "A probe, Captain." "No doubt a sensor-transceiver combination... recording everything we say and do." "Where is Lieutenant Ilia?" "That unit no longer functions." "I've been given its form... to more readily communicate with the carbon-based units... infesting Enterprise." "Carbon-based units?" "Humans, Ensign Perez." "Us." "Why does V'Ger travel... to the third planet of the solar system directly ahead?" "To find the creator." "Find the creator?" "Whose..." "What does V'Ger want with the creator?" "To join with him." "To join with the creator?" "How?" "V'Ger and the creator will become one." "And who is the creator?" "The creator is that which created V'Ger." "Who is V'Ger?" "V'Ger is that which seeks the creator." "I'm ready to commence my observations." "Doctor, a thorough examination of this probe... might provide some insight into those who manufactured it... and how to deal with them." "Fine." "Let's get her to sick bay." "I'm programmed to observe and record... only the normal functioning of the carbon-based units." "The, uh... examination is a normal function." "You may proceed." "Micro-miniature hydraulics... sensors... and molecule-sized multiprocessor chips." "And take a look at this." "An osmotic micropump, right here." "Even the smallest body functions are exactly duplicated." "Every exocrine system is the same, too... even eye moisture." "Decker." "Fascinating." "Not "Decker unit."" "Gentlemen." "Will." " What happened to her?" " Captain." "This probe may be our key to the aliens." " Probe?" "Ilia?" " Exactly." "It is a programmed mechanism, Commander." "Its body duplicates our navigator in precise detail." "Suppose that, beneath its programming... the real Ilia's memory patterns are duplicated with equal precision." " They had a pattern to follow." " Indeed." "They may have followed it too precisely." "Ilia's memory... her feelings of loyalty, obedience, friendship... might all be there." "You did have a relationship with Lieutenant Ilia, Commander." "That probe, in another form, is what killed Ilia." "Commander..." "Will, we're locked in an alien vessel... six hours from Earth's orbit." "Our only contact with our captor is that probe." "If we can control it, persuade it, use it..." "I have recorded enough here." "You will now assist me further." "The, uh..." "Decker unit can assist you with much greater efficiency." "Carry on with your assignment, Mr. Decker." "Aye, Sir." "I am concerned with that being our only source of information, Captain." "Captain's Log:" "Stardate 7414.1." "Our best estimates place us some four hours from Earth." "No significant progress thus far... reviving Ilia memory patterns within the alien probe." "This remains our only means of contact with our captor." "All those vessels were called Enterprise." "The carbon units use this area for recreation." "This is one of the games." "What types of recreation does the crew aboard your vessel enjoy?" "The words "recreation"... and "enjoy"... have no meaning to my programming." "Ilia enjoyed this game." "She nearly always won." "Good." "He's using audiovisual association." "This device serves no purpose." "Why does Enterprise require the presence of carbon units?" "Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units." "More data concerning this functioning is necessary... before carbon units can be patterned... for data storage." "What does that mean?" "When my examination is complete... all carbon units will be reduced to data patterns." "Within you... are the memory patterns of a certain carbon unit." "If I can help you to revive those patterns... you could understand our functions better." "That is logical." "You may proceed." "I remember Lieutenant Ilia once mentioning she wore that." "On Delta." "Remember?" "Ilia." "Dr. Chapel." "Will?" "Ilia." "Commander." "Commander." "This is a mechanism." "Ilia... help us make direct contact with V'Ger." "I cannot." "This creator V'Ger is looking for..." "what is it?" "V'Ger does not know." "Computer, commence recording." "Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt... to contact the aliens." "I intend to calculate thruster ignition and acceleration rate... to coincide with the opening of the V'Ger orifice." "This should facilitate a better view... of the interior of the alien spacecraft." "Captain, Starfleet signals are growing in strength, Sir." "They still have the intruder on their monitors." " It's decelerating." " Confirmed, Sir." "Lunar beacons indicate intruder on a course into Earth orbit." "Sir, air lock 4 has been opened." "A thruster suit is reported missing." "A thruster suit?" "That's Spock." "Damn him." "Bring him back here." "No, wait." " Get a fix on his position." " Aye, Sir." "I have successfully penetrated... the next chamber of the alien's interior... and I'm witnessing some sort of dimensional image... which I believe to be a representation... of V'Ger's home planet." "I'm passing through a connecting tunnel." "Apparently, a kind of plasma-energy conduit." "Possibly a field coil for a gigantic imaging system." "Curious." "I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars... whole galaxies all stored here, recorded." "It could be a representation of V'Ger's entire journey." "But who or what... are we dealing with?" "The Epsilon 9 station, stored here with every detail." "Captain, I am now quite convinced... that all of this is V'Ger... that we are inside a living machine." "Ilia." "The sensor... must contain some special meaning." "I must try to mind-meld with it." "Spock." "Spock!" "Spock." "Now scanning pons area at spinal nerve fiber connection." "Indications of some neurological trauma." "The power pouring through that mind-meld must have been staggering." "Spock." "Jim." "I should have known." "Were you right... about V'Ger?" "A life-form of its own." "A conscious, living entity." "A living machine?" "It considers the Enterprise a living machine." "That's why the probe refers to our ship as an entity." "I saw V'Ger's planet." "A planet populated by living machines." "Unbelievable technology." "V'Ger has knowledge that spans this universe." "And yet... with all its pure logic..." "V'Ger is barren... cold." "No mystery." "No beauty." "Should have known." "Known?" "Known what?" "Spock." "What should you have known?" "What should you have known?" "Jim... this... simple feeling... is beyond V'Ger's comprehension." "No meaning, no hope." "Jim... no answers." "It's asking questions." ""Is this... all that I am?" "Is there nothing more?"" "Bridge to Captain." "Kirk here." "A faint signal from Starfleet, Sir." "Intruder cloud has been located on their outer monitors... for the past 27 minutes." "Cloud dissipating rapidly as it approaches." "Starfleet reports forward velocity has slowed to sub-warp speed." "We are three minutes from Earth orbit." "I'll be right there." "I need Spock on the bridge." "Dalaphaline, five cc's." "A machine planet... sending a machine to Earth.." "looking for its creator." "It's absolutely incredible." "Mr. Chekov." "Commander Decker present location." "They are in the engineering, Sir." "Captain, Starfleet is sending this tactical on V'Ger's position." "V'Ger is transmitting... a signal." "Jim." "From V'Ger." "V'Ger signals the creator." "Spock?" "A simple binary code... transmitted by carrier wave signal." "Radio." "Radio?" "Jim." "V'Ger expects an answer." "An answer?" "I don't know the question." "The creator has not responded." "All planetary defense systems have just gone inoperative." "Sir, Starfleet computes the devices are proceeding... toward equidistant positions orbiting the planet." "They're the same things that hit us." "They are hundreds of times more powerful, Captain." "From those positions... they could devastate the entire surface of the planet." "Why?" "The creator has not answered." "The carbon unit infestation is to be removed from the creator's planet." "Why?" "You infest Enterprise." "You interfere with the creator in the same manner." "V'Ger" "V'Ger" "Captain." "V'Ger is a child." "I suggest you treat it as such." " A child?" " Yes, Captain." "A child... evolving, learning, searching... instinctively needing." " Needing what?" " Spock." "This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth." "Now, what do you suggest we do?" "Spank it?" "It knows only that it needs, Commander." "But, like so many of us... it does not know what." "The carbon units know why the creator has not responded." "Disclose the information." "Not until V'Ger withdraws the devices orbiting the third planet." "Captain." "I'm losing Starfleet." "Interference from V'Ger." "Kirk unit, disclose the information." "Why has the creator not responded?" "No." "Secure all stations." "Clear the bridge." "Clear the bridge, Captain?" " That was the order, Mr. Sulu." " Clear the bridge" " Aye, Sir." "Your child is having a tantrum, Mr. Spock." "V'Ger requires the information." "Bridge, secure all stations." "Move out." "Jim, what the hell kind of strategy is this?" "All ship's functions going to automatic, Captain." "If V'Ger destroys the Enterprise... the information that V'Ger requires will also be destroyed." "It is illogical to withhold required information." "Kirk unit!" "Kirk unit." "Why do you not disclose information?" "Because V'Ger's going to destroy all carbon units on the third planet." "They have repressed the creator." "The information will not be disclosed." "V'Ger needs the information." "Then V'Ger must withdraw all the orbiting devices." "V'Ger will comply... if the carbon units will disclose the information." "It learns fast, doesn't it?" "Captain, the vessel..." "V'Ger... obviously operates from a central brain complex." "The orbiting devices would be controlled from that point, then." "Precisely." "The carbon unit's information cannot be disclosed to V'Ger's probe... but only to V'Ger directly." "Forward motion, Captain." "Tractor beam." "Captain, what's the next move?" "The question is, Mr. Decker... is there a next move?" "Resume duty stations." "All personnel, resume stations." "Well, Mr. Decker, it seems my bluff has been called." "I'm afraid our hand is pretty weak, Captain." "Mr. Chekov, when do those devices reach final position?" "Twenty-seven minutes." "Mark." "Captain, I believe that is our destination." "Forward motion slowing, Captain." "I read an oxygen-gravity envelope forming outside the Enterprise." "Forward motion stopped, Captain." "V'Ger." "Sir, I've located the source of V'Ger's radio signal." "It's directly ahead." "That transmitter is a vital link between V'Ger and its creator." "The carbon units will now provide V'Ger... with the required information." "Mr. Spock." "Bones." "Mr. Decker, I will contact you every five minutes." "Captain." "I'd like to go along." "Mr. Sulu, you have the com." "V'Ger." ""V..." "G-E-R."" "V'Ger." ""V-O-Y-A-G-E-R."" "Voyager." "Voyager 6." "NASA." "National Aeronautics and Space Administration." "Jim... this was launched more than 300 years ago." "Voyager series." "Designed to collect data... and transmit it back to Earth." "Captain..." "Voyager 6 disappeared into what they used to call a black hole." "It must have emerged on the far side of the galaxy... and fell into the machine planet's gravitational field." "The machine inhabitants found it to be one of their own kind... primitive, yet kindred." "They discovered its simple 20th-century programming... collect all data possible." "Learn all that is learnable." "Return that information to its creator." "Precisely, Mr. Decker." "The machines interpreted it literally." "They built this entire vessel... so that Voyager could actually fulfill its programming." "And on its journey back... it amassed so much knowledge... it achieved consciousness itself." "It became a living thing." "Kirk unit." "V'Ger awaits the information." "Enterprise... order up the ship's computer library records... on the late 20th-century NASA probe Voyager 6." "Specifically, we want the old NASA code signal... that instructs the probe to transmit its data." " And fast, Uhura, fast." "Aye, Sir." "That's what it's been signaling... its readiness to transmit its information." "And there's no one on Earth... who could recognize the old signal and send a response." "The creator does not answer." "V'Ger." "V'Ger." "V'Ger!" "We are the creator." "That is not logical." "Carbon units are not true life-forms." "We will prove it." "We will make it possible for you to complete your programming." "Only the creator could accomplish that." "Enterprise?" "We have just received the response code, Captain." "Set the Enterprise transmitter on appropriate frequency... and transmit the code now." "Transmitting." "5-0-4... 3-2-9... 3-1-7... 5-1-0... and the final sequence." "That should trigger Voyager's transmitter." "Voyager is not transmitting its data, Captain." "The creator must join with V'Ger." "Uhura, repeat the final sequence." "The creator must join with V'Ger." "Voyager is not transmitting, Captain... because it did not receive the final sequence." "Jim, we're down to ten minutes." "Enterprise, stand by." " The antenna leads are melted away." " Yes, Captain, just now." "By V'Ger itself." " Why?" " To prevent reception." "Of course." "To bring the creator here." "To finish transmitting the code in person." "To touch the creator." "Capture God?" "V'Ger's liable to be in for one hell of a disappointment." "Perhaps not, Doctor." "Captain." "V'Ger must evolve." "Its knowledge has reached the limits of this universe." "It must evolve." "What it requires of its god, Doctor, is the answer to its question..." "Is there nothing more?" "What more is there than the universe, Spock?" "Other dimensions." "Higher levels of being." "The existence of which cannot be proven logically." "Therefore, V'Ger is incapable of believing in them." "What V'Ger needs in order to evolve... is a human quality... our capacity to leap beyond logic." "Joining with its creator might accomplish that." "You mean this machine wants to physically join with a human?" "Is that possible?" "Let's find out." "Decker." "I'm gonna key the final sequence through the ground test computer." "You don't know what that'll do to you!" "Yes, I do, Doctor." "Decker, don't." "Jim, I want this." "As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this." "Captain." "Spock, did we just see the beginning of a new life-form?" "Yes, Captain." "We witnessed a birth." "Possibly a next step in our evolution." "I wonder." "Well, it's been a long time since I delivered a baby." "I hope we got this one off to a good start." "I hope so too." "I think we gave it the ability to create its own sense of purpose... out of our own human weaknesses... and the drive that compels us to overcome them." "And a lot of foolish human emotions." "Right, Mr. Spock?" "Quite true, Doctor." "Unfortunately, it will have to deal with them as well." "Interrogative from Starfleet." "They're requesting damage and injury reports and complete vessel status." "Report two casualties." "Lieutenant Ilia." "Captain Decker." " Aye, Sir." " Correction." "They're not casualties." "They..." "List them as missing." "Vessel status: fully operational." "Aye, Sir." "Mr. Scott, shall we give the Enterprise a proper shakedown?" "I would say it's time for that, Sir, aye." "We can have you back on Vulcan in four days, Mr. Spock." "Unnecessary, Mr. Scott." "My task on Vulcan is completed." "Mr. Sulu, ahead warp 1 ." " Warp 1 , Sir." " Heading, Sir?" "Out there." "That away."

"♪ Light as a feather Stiff as a board" "♪ I'm-a elevate myself on my own accord" "♪ Ain't nobody's business Who's life is this?" "♪ You question my existence I'm-a read you the list" "♪ I'll keep you on your toes That's just how it goes" "♪ You can deal with the lows Just keep dodging the blows" "♪ So I'm-a do me Who else do I be?" "♪ 'Cause I create my own destiny" "♪ I'm-a take back the world Yo, you got this, girl" "♪ I'm steppin' up my game I'll keep repeating the same" "♪ Be on my hustle every minute of the day" "♪ It was mine for the taking anyways" "♪ I'm-a take back the world ♪" "How come you always look so great in the morning?" "Do I?" "Aw." "Got to go, babe." "Oh!" "I made tempeh sausage." "Hey, so, I was thinking that maybe you'd want to be my date to my sister's wedding." "There's a vegetarian alternative." "I already checked." "Are your parents going to be there?" "At my sister's wedding?" "I think so." "I don't know." "It just feels a little serious." "Oh." "I'm sorry, it just..." "It felt kind of serious last night when you were doing me from behind, but I couldn't see your face, so..." "You know, if you ever want to just hook up, you can call me." "Oh, thank you, Rick." "That's very generous of you." "Yeah." "See you around." "Keep it green." "♪ I roll with the punches Take 'em as they come" "♪ There's some disappointment But what's the point" "WOMAN:" "Colin, hurry up." "♪ Take a break for a sec Prepare for what's coming next" "♪ I'm-a take back the world" "DAISY:" "Ally, I could have told you it wasn't going to work out with Rick two months ago." "Why?" "You love meat, you hate cyclists." "I do love meat." "And to be honest," "I was always a little worried about the way he kept wanting to do it doggy style." "Some people like that, you know." "No, nobody likes it." "Even the dogs are just waiting for it to be over." "How many relationships do I have to have before I meet the right guy?" "Evidently a lot." "Hi." "Hi, I'm the bride." "I'm Daisy." "If you could just... ♪ I'm-a take back the world Yo, you got this, girl" "♪ I'm steppin' up my game I'll keep repeating the same" "♪ Be on my hustle every minute of the day" "♪ Never let it get away" "♪ I'm staying motivated Keep it uncomplicated" "♪ Nothing in between me and my dream" "♪ Be on my hustle every minute of the day" "♪ It was mine for the taking anyways" "♪ I'm-a take back the world ♪" "Hi." "Hi, guys." "Hi." "Hi." "Right now." "Thinking or smelling?" "Ooh, no doubt smelling." "Oh, he's obviously thinking." "Whatever she's saying is thought-provoking." "That would be true if she's talking about what his finger smells like." "Ally." "Hi." "Jet Li is not related to Bruce Lee." "Lee is a very common Chinese last name." "They both know kung fu, but that's the..." "Keep your coat on." "Okay, hold..." "I got to call you back." "Sweetheart, we have to let you go." "I'm sorry, but we had to make some painful cuts." "Who else is getting fired?" "Well, for now, just you." "Oy!" "Hi, Mom, can I call you right back?" "I'm in a meeting." "Okay." "Mmm." "Not necessary." "No." "Oh." "10.5?" "Holy shit!" "I'm sorry." "It just says here, the average number of lovers women have in their lifetime is 10.5." "Yeah, that seems very high." "High?" "No, that's low!" "10.5 is low!" "Whatever you say." "Valerio!" "Oh!" "Finally!" "Hi, Mom." "Ow." "Oh, sorry." "Sorry, the train was late." "You look great." "I'm growing out my bangs." "Mmm." "Oh, where is Rick?" "Rick's on a business trip, for his business." "Oh, nuts!" "I was looking forward to finally meeting him." "At least this one doesn't make balloon animals." "Why aren't you wearing the dress I bought you?" "This is the dress you bought me." "What?" "It looked very different on the mannequin." "Is Daisy upstairs?" "Yes, she is." "She is a wreck!" "Okay." "I'm gonna go check on her." "Please do." "Oh, your cousin Beau is here." "Step-cousin." "He's a step-cousin." "We're not even really related." "Beau." "Hi." "Oh, thank God you're here." "Mom has been such a bitch ever since Eddie's parents got here." "She just cannot believe that her marriage ended before theirs did." "Well, Dad should be here soon, so she'll have someone else to focus her hatred on." "Um, Dad's not coming." "She wouldn't let me invite him here." "Are you inviting him to the wedding?" "I don't know." "Oh." "Hey, what was Creepy Puppet Guy's actual name?" "You mean the guy who lived next door who was obsessed with me?" "Gerry Perry." "Gerry Perry!" "Thank you." "What are you writing?" "Nothing, just some notes for my toast." "Is it gonna rhyme?" "That depends." "What rhymes with "orgy"?" "You just keep it under three minutes." "Ready?" "You look amazing." "Thank you." "You go ahead." "I'll be down in a couple of minutes." "Okay." "Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15," "16, 17, 18, 19." "Holy shit. 19?" "May I have your attention, please?" "Oh, yoo-hoo!" "Can I have your attention, please?" "I want to thank you all, each and every one..." "Huh." "Cute." "Beau." "Careful." "He can be a little rough on the nipples." "...to celebrate my dream come true, the engagement of Daisy and Eddie." "Ooh." "As most of you know, we are a family that likes to toast one another." "So, to start the ball rolling, Daisy's big sister..." "Ally?" "Ally." "ALLY:" "Hello." "Hello." "When Daisy first told me that she was dating Eddie," "I couldn't believe it." "GUESTS:" "Aw!" "I said, "Eddie Vogel?" ""The schmuck you went out with in high school?" ""He was the biggest douche-bag of them all."" "Even worse than Baby Hands." "You guys remember him?" "Baby Hands." "You know how Eddie broke up with her?" "He started dating her best friend, who's here tonight, by the way." "Sheila, stand up." "But..." "But when Eddie saw Daisy at their high school reunion, he knew what a big mistake he had made." "No offense, Sheila." "And now, Eddie's amazing." "You wouldn't even know he's the same guy." "Except he looks exactly the same." "God!" "I wish I went to my high school reunion, but I was growing out my bangs." "I'm always growing out my bangs." "Don't get bangs." "Well, to Daisy and Eddie!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "SHEILA:" "Okay, to Daisy and Eddie and the end of your life." "To Daisy and Eddie." "ALL:" "To Daisy and Eddie." "To me." "Okay, it's party game time!" "Oh, a game?" "Really?" "Absolutely!" "But which one?" "God, what to play?" "What to play?" "Ooh!" "Let's write down the number of people we slept with." "Great idea, Katie." "What?" "Okay, we just need paper and more drinks." "Be right back." "Of all the gin joints in all the towns." "Of all the cliches in all the world." "Wow." "I didn't know you were gonna take getting fired so hard." "I don't have to laugh at your jokes anymore because you're not my boss." "Let me buy you these drinks." "I feel really bad about today." "Really?" "Thanks." "I can't afford them anyway." "Can I be honest with you?" "You never seemed to like marketing anyhow." "I liked it." "Yeah, but you didn't love it." "I guess I did you a favor." "Now you can go get a job that you love with a boss who you, uh, like." "I like you." "Really?" "How much?" "She bought the whole bottle, didn't she?" "ALLY:" "Okay, so just write down the number of guys you've slept with and put it in this glass, and then we'll pick out the number and guess who it belongs to." "Daisy, you go first." "Yeah." "Four." "Oh!" "That's me." "Yay!" "No, no, no, that's not how you're supposed to play the game." "We're supposed to guess." "Who wasn't gonna guess Katie?" "She married Matt when she was, like, 12." "I'm surprised you've had that many." "Well..." "ALLY:" "Katie, your turn, let's go." "Eight." "Eight..." "Daisy." "Yes, and I am twice the woman you are." "Six." "Jamie?" "Yep, that's me." "Wait a second, you're a seven." "I never had sex with Lars." "Yes, you did." "No." "He only stuck it in just a little, so it doesn't count." "How much was it in?" "This much." "What is that?" "That tells me nothing." "I've no idea how big Lars' penis is." "I do." "Counts." "Okay." "How much needs to go in to be considered sex?" "Anything more than the tip." "Fine, I'm a seven." "I mean, eight." "Shit!" "Nine!" "Atta girl." "Okay, Jamie, you go." "Hmm." "Thirteen." "KATIE:" "Thirteen?" "Who here is a 13?" "Me." "Whore!" "Trashy girl." "Slut." "KATIE:" "Sheila!" "JAMIE:" "Slut!" "Slutty whore!" "What is the big deal?" "That is 13 different penises in one vagina." "SHEILA:" "It's not like they were all in there at the same time." "You know what?" "I'm done with this." "Ally, you go." "Okay." "Go, go, go, go." "Oh!" "Wow, look at that, nine." "I drew myself." "Game over." "Wait." "A one." "Is this yours?" "Uh..." "Oh, my God." "You're at 91." "No!" "I'm at nine!" "You're at 19." "KATIE:" "Nineteen!" "Hello, friend." "Fine, I admit it." "I'm at 19, almost twice the national average." "It's bad!" "And look at this, there's even a whole article in Marie Claire about it." "I thought that playing this game would make me feel better about my number, but now I think the homeless lady on the train was right." "It's high!" "Apparently in America, 96% of women who have been with 20 or more lovers can't find a husband." "It actually says 20?" "Mmm-hmm." "Who cares?" "Who did that study anyway?" "The scientists over there at Marie Claire magazine?" "Hey, that magazine taught me how to orgasm." "Actually, that study was conducted by Dr. Helen Fig, a postdoctoral fellow at Harvard University." "Shit!" "I see it in my practice all the time." "When you're too sexually available, it messes with your self-esteem." "Next thing you know, you're 45 with no self-respect, no husband, and no muscle tone in your pelvic floor." "Okay." "Well, that is not gonna happen to me." "Harvard says that 20 is the limit." "I'm at 19, so that gives me one more chance." "Okay." "I'm gonna make a proclamation." "Shut up!" "I'm proclamating." "Okay." "I am not gonna sleep with one more guy until I am sure he's the one." "I may not have control over much, but I do have control over my pelvic floor." "The next guy who vacations at casa esperanza is going to be my husband." "All right." "Yeah." "To taking control of my own destiny." "ALL:" "To taking control!" "To better decision-making and goal-following-through." "To better decision-making and goals!" "To 20!" "ALL:" "To 20!" "Oh, shit." "Oh, no." "Oh, my God." "Hi." "I slept with my ex-boss." "Carol?" "No!" "The job I just got fired from." "You got fired?" "This is your fault." "When I tried to get you to leave the bar last night, you spit on me." "But congratulations." "You said 20 is your husband." "Now you're at 20." "Shut up." "I have to admit that I just did not think it was gonna happen this quickly, but I'm so excited." "Hey, Eddie, Ally's gonna get married." "Great." "He's thrilled." "I know you're just being a bitch, but maybe he is my husband." "Maybe it's fate." "Now we've got a great story to tell our grandkids." "I don't know why I never considered him before." "He's not my husband." "Morning." "Morning." "Hey, you're out of toilet paper." "Okay." "Oh, did you make coffee?" "No." "There's a Starbucks on your way to the T." "Oh, that's okay." "Did you get the newspaper?" "No, no, I don't get that." "Morning, 6-C." "That's not mine." "Okay." "I locked myself out of my apartment." "My keys and wallet, everything, it's over there." "Can I use your phone?" "Sure, of course, let me just get that." "Hey, Roger, why don't we talk later?" "Because I think 6-A really needs my help." "Colin." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Yeah." "So, how about some dinner tonight?" "Tonight, tonight?" "Mmm-hmm." "Oh, we have that tenants' meeting tonight." "Oh!" "That's right." "Tenants' meeting." "Oh, we're trying to get this very loud bird evicted." "But why don't I call you later and we'll figure out maybe another time that we can get together." "Okay." "ALLY:" "Bye." "Hi, I'm Roger." "Hey, do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with the "being locked out" problem?" "Okay." "Uh, I had a little situation that I needed to get out of, not unlike your situation here, so I..." "Lied to her, then lied to me?" "I look at it as trying to avoid hurt feelings." "Wow." "This is pretty cool." "Where'd you get this?" "I made it." "No shit." "Shit." "Listen, I don't want to have anything to do with your crusade to sleep with every woman in Boston, okay?" "They're kind of like my sisters." "Wow." "I thought you'd be cooler than this." "I saw that toast you made on YouTube." "Seemed like you had a good sense of humor." "Those bitches put my toast up on YouTube?" "How did you see it already?" "I got everybody in the building on Google Alert." "I come from a family of cops, it's in my nature to dig up dirt." "Guy in 4-D tried to marry his dog." "No!" "Bandit?" "Oh, yeah." "All right, well, looks like the coast is clear." "Thank you." "You're a peach." "You're a pig." "Mmm." "This is good." "Okay, okay, that's enough." "I think the idea is just to taste them." "Why?" "Nobody's ever gonna see me naked again." "I might as well enjoy myself." "Yeah, like you're really gonna be celibate." "I don't have a choice." "I said I was gonna stop at 20, and now, thanks to that finger-smelling fuck, I'm at 20." "Just promise me you're not gonna put me at the singles' table with Sheila and her mom." "Please." "Seating is really complicated." "Oh, my God." "Wait." "Does that guy look familiar to you?" "No." "Oh, shit!" "What?" "That's Disgusting Donald!" "I dated him." "Did I ever meet him?" "No!" "Nobody did." "He's the reason I learned to cook." "We have nothing to eat!" "Honey, let's go out tonight." "I don't know." "There's just so many people out there." "Come on." "I want to try the new Korean barbecue place everyone's talking about." "I can make Korean barbecue." "Easy." "What do we need?" "Uh, a table with a grill built into it." "That guy doesn't look disgusting at all." "He's actually kind of cute." "I know, but I really think it's him." "All right, well, go say hi and see." "Mmm." "Ally?" "Donald?" "Oh, my gosh." "It is you." "Hi." "Hi." "I can't believe it." "I cannot believe it." "Yeah, well..." "Oh, Ally, please meet my fiancee, Cara." "Hi." "This is Ally." "Nice to meet you." "You, too." "Wow." "So, how did you guys meet?" "At a conference." "At a conference." "Can you believe it?" "She's a rocket scientist." "No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." "I'm actually just an engineer, but he loves to say that." "You know, I'm not the typical..." "I get it." "Ally and I are old friends." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, I'm just tasting some cake for my wedding." "Oh!" "I'm marrying a scientist, too." "Yeah, he doesn't look smart either." "I'm here with my sister because he's up in the North Pole dealing with the whole icecap situation." "Oh." "Yeah." "He's probably gonna fix it." "I can't believe that he said that we were just friends." "Like I was the embarrassment!" "He had man boobs, big hairy ones." "God!" "I can't believe it's the same guy." "He looks so good now." "He even looks taller." "A lot of men get better with age." "I mean, you said it yourself, Eddie used to be a total douche." "People change." "You're right." "Daisy, you're a genius." "I don't have to be celibate or go over 20." "What do you mean?" "Donald can't be my only ex who's gotten better with time." "Okay." "Love you." "Right." "Okay." "Huh!" "Jake Adams' dad." "Jake Adams' Facebook." "Okay." "Jake Adams III." "No, Jake Adams IV." "Oh, forget it." "All right, moving on, for now." "What do we have next?" "Mike Miller." "Eleven million results?" "Holy shit!" "From Cresskill, New Jersey." "Eight million results!" "What the fuck?" "Mike Miller from Cresskill, New Jersey, obsessed with Bruce Springsteen, big balls, tiny penis?" "What?" "No!" "God!" "Oh, God, stop it!" "No!" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Goodbye." "Balls." "♪ You know, I swing them left and I swing them right ♪" "COLIN:" "That's not my fault." "I told you not to put it there." "Under the bed." "Hi." "Morning, 6-C." "Hey, um, I see that you have company, but I just want to ask you a really quick question." "Remember how you said you were good at digging up dirt?" "Do you think that maybe I could pay you to find some people for me?" "Sweetheart, if I'm gonna help you, you got to give me more info than that." "Just some guys that I've dated." "Oh, you have herpes." "That's not a fun call to make." "No, I..." "I don't know." "I just..." "I think that one of these guys might be worth a second look." "No." "I refuse to be a part of this type of crazy." "I don't know why these guys broke up with you, and I need to protect them." "Wait." "Why do you assume they all broke up with me?" "Because you seem like the type of girl who tries to make a bad thing work." "Some people call that optimism." "I call it crazy." "I'm sorry I asked." "I knew you'd be a jerk." "Don't be mad." "It doesn't mean I won't sleep with you." "Ugh!" "Gross." "Colin!" "Colin, open up!" "Colin!" "Colin, we got to go!" "Mom fell in the shower." "What?" "Yeah, she fell in the shower!" "Hi." "She's at the hospital." "She's all wet." "We got to get out of here!" "They're drying her off right now, as we speak." "I'm so sorry." "You seem like a really awesome person." "I'm sure he's gonna call you, but we got to go!" "Come on!" "She's hurt!" "Very impressive." "Hmm." "You help me track down my exes, I'll help you escape yours." "What happened to protecting your sisters?" "If those girls can't see you coming, they deserve what they get." "Wow." "Jesus." "This place really goes on and on, doesn't it?" "And you can use my apartment to hide in." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Thanks, Diana." "Okay." "So, here's all the info I have on the guys." "Names, most recent phone numbers..." "Hey!" "Addresses." "Find out who's alive, single, and still on the East Coast, okay?" "I'll take a car or a train, but not a plane." "I prioritized the list, so start at the top." "Jake Adams." "Is that the one that got away?" "Well, something like that." "His dad's name is also Jake Adams and he owns, like, half of Boston." "So, he should be pretty easy to find." "The Jake Adams?" "Well, he may not be hard to find, but I guarantee he's gonna be hard to get to." "You don't have a phone number or address or anything like that?" "If I had that, I wouldn't need you." "I do know that Tom Piper is on the fast track to becoming a senator." "Oh, and move John Kimble up to number three." "He probably still works at Starbucks, but he's the best sex I've ever had." "You haven't had sex with me." "No, but I have had sex with other overly confident struggling musicians." "So, I'm good." "What makes you think I'm a musician?" "Guitar in your apartment, you dress like a horny teenager," "I paid for that sandwich." "Struggling musician." "So, I don't get it." "Why go through all this trouble?" "Why not just find a new guy?" "No." "No new guys." "New is always better than old." "Of course you'd say that." "I bet the longest relationship you've ever had is with that sandwich." "♪ What's it like for you to fall asleep with all your thoughts?" "♪ Do you wake up blue?" "Do you just sleep it off?" "♪" "That's pretty." "I know." "Are you really gonna let us look good at your wedding?" "No." "That's Mom's dress." "Those are the bridesmaids' dresses." "Sorry." "Mom picked them out, and I'm trying to keep her happy because I invited Dad to the wedding." "Have you told Mom?" "No, not yet." "Oh, wow!" "I think this is it, right?" "It's beautiful." "Perfect." "I love it." "That is a lot of poof." "The poof is what I like about it." "But don't you want to have wedding night sex with your dress still on?" "I don't know." "Do I?" "Yeah, naughty bride, you do." "I'm just concerned that with all those layers he's not gonna be able to find your vagina." "Good point." "I mean, forget about 69." "She's not gonna 69." "Why not?" "Because she's a grown-up." "Sixty-nines are for when you're 17 and you're trying to cram everything in at once before your parents get home." "Thank you." "Matt is always trying to do that, and I say, "Let's just take turns." ""What's the rush?"" "Oh, my God." "He found Dave Hansen." "Wait." "Are you tracking down all your ex-boyfriends so you don't have to go over 20?" "What?" "Think about it." "If it works out with one of these guys, that means a whole period of my life won't have been a waste." "Yeah, but it didn't work out with any of those guys because they were all wrong for you." "Dave Hansen." "Isn't that the magician you dated?" "I believe this is yours." "I believe these are yours." "Wow!" "You work fast!" "This one was easy." "He has his own website," "Well, I'm sure I'll be able to find him." "So, you can scoot and skedaddle." "And miss the show?" "Okay." "Nope, I'm done here." "That's it?" "Why?" "Because he's a bartender?" "No, because he's still a bartender." "He's exactly where he was nine years ago, an out-of-work magician who sleeps till noon, bartends till 3:00, and goes around pulling money out of people." "He keeps your quarter, by the way." "So what?" "You could have had some fun for old times' sake." "No." "You know, even if it didn't raise my number," "I can't afford to waste any more time on guys like him." "Wait, wait, wait." "That's what this is about?" "You don't want to raise your number!" "That's why you won't sleep with me." "No, there's a lot of reasons why I won't sleep with you." "No, there's not." "I don't know why girls care so much about their number anyway." "You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds and if our number gets too high, we can't be that girl." "The ideal girl." "Tell me about her." "You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister, but then when you're alone, she's takes off her glasses" "and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways!" "That girl doesn't exist." "If she did, I'd be sleeping with her." "And what kind of guy cares about how many people you've slept with anyway?" "Decent guys." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Waiting for" "Amy to leave." "You hooked up with someone last night after I left you?" "Hooking up sounds so crass." "We shared a romantic experience." "And then I told her I had an early dentist appointment, and I'm hiding on your couch till she leaves." "Well, maybe you could use this downtime to do some actual work." "I am working." "I set up a Facebook account for you." "I don't want to be on Facebook." "What picture did you use?" "The one I just took of you sleeping." "I think this is gonna be better." "While you're looking for them, they can be looking for you." "Fine, but I refuse to tweet." "Ooh!" "Number 14, Evan Slater, has friend-requested you." "He's tagged you in a photo and he's suggested you become a fan of Tito's Tacos." "Ooh." "I liked Evan." "Yeah, and who doesn't like tacos?" "He's adorable." "And so are his wife and kids." "Well, he clearly doesn't understand what Facebook is for." "You know, if you don't start taking this job more seriously, you're fired from using my apartment." "Where's my coffee pot?" "I broke it." "If you were on Twitter, you'd know that already." "You owe me $19.95." "How about I pay you back in Chinese food?" "I ordered Charlie Chiang." "Did you get the itty-bitty spare ribs?" "Okay, I'll be there in five minutes." "Hey." "Hey, come on in." "Wow." "Yeah." "Dad didn't take me to too many ball games, but we did go on a lot of stakeouts." "It's impressive." "COLIN:" "Okay, so Mike Miller and Eric Hamilton are married." "So is Valerio, the guy from Italy." "Ew." "Plum sauce?" "Yes, please, but no mustard." "No mustard?" "Mustard's the best part." "Not if you hate mustard." "Anything on Jake Adams yet?" "No." "I'm sorry." "I told you, rich people are very good at protecting their privacy, but just be patient, we'll find him." "What about Simon Forester?" "He's separated and his house just went on the market, so I'm guessing a divorce is right around the corner." "Huh." "Okay." "Let's try Simon." "Simon." "Okay, so what's my plan?" "Guy getting a divorce." "Divorce..." "I could find out who his lawyer is and get a job there as his assistant." "Or we keep it simple and you just go look at his open house." "Huh." "The challenge with a newly divorced guy is that he's just looking to have fun." "What you got to do is give him the best sex of his life." "He can't realize that he's falling in love with you until it's too late." "So, I'm covering up the fact that I'm marriage material with amazing sex?" "Yeah." "How's your blowjob?" "What?" "Relax." "This is business." "I'm trying to help you." "Well, if you must know, it's pretty good." "It's the hand job I haven't quite figured out yet." "Well, I guarantee you he has, so skip it." "All right, I guess this is it." "Ready?" "Yeah." "This is nice." "Simon's doing well." "I wonder where the realtor is." "Hello?" "Is that..." "What the..." "Donald!" "Ally!" "What the fuck are you doing in my home?" "Uh..." "The door was open, so I just assumed this was the open house." "No." "No." "This is my house." "You're in my home." "Oh, well..." "My fiance, Pierre, and I are looking to buy a place when he gets back from the North Pole." "Hey, Ally, can I go ahead and get that picture back from you?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Oops." "That was Disgusting Donald." "He didn't look disgusting." "He was disgusting when I dated him, okay?" "Oh, my God, there's Simon." "He looks good for a guy going through a divorce." "Before you take my order," "I do feel compelled to explain why a single, straight man is having high tea by himself on Beacon Hill." "Well, um," "I'm just so homesick that I'd kill for anything English." "Okay, so go." "I can take it from here." "Don't shove me." "Get out of here." "Don't shove me." "Get out of here!" "Hey!" "I said don't shove me!" "Ally Darling?" "Is that you?" "Simon, I can't believe it." "What are the chances?" "It's brilliant to see you." "It is brilliant." "Simon, this is my neighbor, Colin." "But he has to go now." "No, I don't." "Pleasure." "No, no, the pleasure's all mine." "Wow." "Wow." "It's great to see..." "Did you look this good when we were dating?" "Oh, well, I had a fringe back then." "That's bangs." ""Fringe" is "bangs."" "Americans." "Listen, they're showing my house, so I've got to disappear for an hour or so, but do you fancy grabbing a pint?" "Smashing." "Cheerio, Colin." "How are you fancying driving on the right?" "Cross Simon off the list." "What happened?" "My British accent was a little rusty, and halfway through darts" "I started sounding like Eliza Doolittle." "Don't take your eye off the board." "No." "Straight." "Just..." "Higher." "Better." "Bloody 'ell!" "I'm rubbish at this." "You were saying you got sacked." "Yep." "Losing me job wasn't the end of the world." "Still got me mates and a roof over me 'ead." "I don't need much, just a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air." "And then when I tried to pull out of it, for some reason I panicked and went full Borat." "So, I order another round?" "No." "No, I think we better call it a night." "Oh, no!" "I talk whole time." "I know nothing about you." "So, what's next for Svorgon?" "Svorgon?" "I turned into the Swedish Chef from The Muppets." "He was my favorite." "Okay." "Who else we got?" "I thought we weren't allowed up here." "Didn't you get that memo?" "I wrote that memo." "It was getting kind of crowded, and my band and I practice up here." "Where does your band play?" "Here, for now." "My mom's friend is looking for a band for her son's bar mitzvah." "No, thank you." "We're not that kind of band." "The kind that makes money?" "Let's drop it." "We got 10 possibilities left." "Jay from Club Med Turkoise." "I'm trying, but I need more info." "I'm sorry, it was spring break." "Jay may not even be his real name." "I'm certainly not Kelli with an "I."" "Barrett Ingold, lives in Miami." "I know it's not geographically desirable, but he is a doctor now." "Don't care." "I hate Miami." "I think too much sun makes people stupid." "Okay." "How do you feel about Denver?" "I found the mountain man, and that guy has got a caboose worth relocating for." "Pass!" "He always wanted to breathe fresh air." "Do you know how exhausting it was to pretend to enjoy the outdoors with that kind of enthusiasm?" "More exhausting than pretending to be British?" "I never had to wipe myself with a leaf when I was pretending to be British." "Touche." "What about Gerry Perry?" "He's a puppeteer, so he's single." "I don't want to go out with Gerry Perry." "Where's Jake Adams?" "In Noyaradougou." "What?" "Where the hell's that?" "Africa." "He runs his family's philanthropic foundation and he's overseeing the construction of a school there." "Is he ever coming back?" "Eventually." "In the meantime, I've got Gerry Perry." "No!" "All right, so the puppet show starts at 2:00, and I'll meet you at the park." "Okay." "Hey, Colin." "Yeah?" "Thank you for all your hard work, by the way." "I really appreciate it." "You do?" "Because sometimes, it's hard to tell." "Really?" "Oh..." "What are you doing?" "Trying to end the night with a bang." "You really can't hang out with a girl without sleeping with her, can you?" "Well, I can, it's just not that much fun." "You're not on my list." "You could just cross off the dead guy, put my name on there." "GERRY AS PUPPET:" "Who did the poop?" "ALL:" "You did the poop!" "Hey." "Hey." "Whose kid is this?" "He's my nephew." "If I'd shown up to the puppet show without a child, it might be creepy." "Great." "Huh." "Can you say hi, Justin?" "Arr!" "He's a pirate." "GERRY AS PUPPET:" "What are you talking about?" "All right, you're up." "Great." "Come on." "Thanks, Gerry." "You're welcome." "Daisy home?" "No." "So, when do you think Daisy will be home?" "Gerry?" "Ally?" "Oh, my God, what are you doing here?" "Hi." "Oh, you know, I'm just babysitting for a friend." "Ah, cool." "So, you saw the magical show." "Yeah!" "Wow, the kids, they just love it." "That's just because I say "poop" a lot." "Hey, so, recognize this bad boy?" "Hey there, Smart Alec." "Hi." "So, how are you?" "Quit being a pussy, and ask her about Daisy." "What?" "Come on, man, don't be rude." "You are rude." "Sorry about that." "That's okay." "Uh..." "I'm great." "Great, great." "Well, you look great." "Not as great as Daisy." "Ignore him." "Hey, but seriously, maybe we should exchange numbers, you know, and catch up." "You know what?" "I think I'm all caught up." "Cool!" "But it was really great running into you." "Great running into you." "No, it wasn't." "Big mouth." "Okay, I'll see you around." "Hey, Daisy." "Hey." "Daisy..." "I can't believe I slept with that guy." "Where's Justin?" "This is Justin." "That's not Justin." "What's the matter with you?" "Didn't your mom teach you to not walk off with strangers?" "What's the matter with you?" "You didn't realize you had a completely different human being?" "Justin!" "Okay." "What does your mommy look like?" "Like you." "Lucas!" "Get back here!" "Wait." "Wait." "Do you really think I look like your mommy?" "Huh?" "Answer me!" "Answer me, Lucas!" "Lucas!" "No disappearing acts, buddy." "Okay, I am not buying you any more food until you find Jake Adams." "If he was so perfect, why didn't it work out in the first place?" "Well, we made this pact that we would lose our virginity to each other, but Jake went abroad junior year, and while he was gone," "I broke the pact." "With who?" "Which one of the 20 could have possibly been better than Jake Adams?" "And why aren't we looking for him?" "You already found him." "Gerry Perry?" "You lost your virginity to the puppeteer?" "I know." "I felt bad for him." "Oh, Ally, I underestimated you." "That's amazing." "That's..." "That's my new favorite thing about you." "Hi." "Thank you." "Hey." "Hi." "Is Eddie coming?" "No." "Mom." "Don't go." "I can't have lunch with Mom." "I didn't wash my hair." "You can't even tell." "It looks great." "You haven't told Mom Dad's coming to the wedding, have you?" "No." "And that's why I'm here." "Yes." "And my hair doesn't look that great?" "No." "I can't tell her alone." "Fine." "Pass the butter." "(HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH) Hi, Mummy." "Hi, Mom." "Kitty." "Oh, my." "So, the caterer called." "Um, how strict a vegetarian is your boyfriend Rick, honey?" "Would he be willing to eat just a little chicken for one night?" "No, Rick's not coming." "They broke up." "Daisy!" "What?" "Not again." "Dad's coming to the wedding." "What?" "Ally!" "How could you do this to me?" "I'm not doing anything to you, Mom." "Except making it impossible for me to come." "You're not gonna come to my wedding?" "Not if your father's coming, I'm not." "Maybe he can be Allison's date." "Hmm?" "I'm sure you will just have a lovely, lovely time." "Bye, Mom." "Bye." "Bye, Mom." "You have to fix this." "I'll talk to her when I get back." "Where are you going?" "Miami, for a Pap smear." "Why?" "Do you remember Barrett Ingold?" "The guy who threw up in our dishwasher?" "Yeah." "He's a gynecologist now." "But you hate Miami." "I know." "But I'm not having as much luck as I'd hoped locally and I'm running out of time, money, and viable eggs." "So, you're telling me that tracking down your ex-boyfriends is more important than helping me plan my wedding?" "I know it sounds stupid to you, but it is important." "I feel like everyone else is moving on with their lives but me." "Ally, I'm all for moving on, I really am, but it just feels like this quest you're on is a little nuts." "You know what?" "If you hadn't given your ex-boyfriend a second chance, you wouldn't even be having a wedding." "Besides, I need a Pap smear and he takes my insurance." "I'm late for my spray tan." "Hello, Allison." "Barrett?" "Oh, my God, is that you?" "Hi." "It's Ally." "Ally Darling." "Oh." "Yeah, from spinning." "No." "From..." "Oh, Greg's birthday party." "We went to college together." "We dated." "Oh." "How about that?" "Well, that was a long time ago." "So, let's see how things are going now." "Can you scooch?" "Very good." "Ally!" "Of course." "He recognized my vagina!" "What's going on down there?" "I got to say, I'm a little freaked out." "Well, I'd be happy to take a look for you." "I used all my miles for that!" "Cross Barrett off the list!" "You know what?" "Cross the list off the list!" "What am I doing?" "Unemployed, spending every last dime trying to track down these assholes who already broke up with me once." "Maybe I should just quit." "Well, that's too bad, 'cause I found Tom Piper." "Keep talking." "He's in D.C., like you said." "He's working as an aide for Senator Mitchell." "I don't have anything a politician's wife would wear." "Ooh!" "I do have a store credit for Ann Taylor." "Ha!" "Hi." "DAISY:" "I'm on your street and I have to poo." "Okay, let yourself in, I'll be home in 10 minutes." "Hi." "Hey." "Oh, Jesus." "Tell me you're not naked on my couch next to my sister." "Thankfully, he doesn't like to play without his underwear." "The guitar gets cold against his penis." "So, you two have met." "Hey, remember Tom Piper?" "Colin found him in D.C., so I'm going there tomorrow, wearing this!" "I'm so excited." "Then why would you wear a pantsuit?" "Don't you have your interview at Sheffield and Bloom tomorrow?" "That's the beauty of a pantsuit, you know." "It works for both a super-boring interview and for an accidental, on-purpose encounter with my future husband." "Hey, did you ever try and sell those freaky little sculptures you make?" "No, she needs a real job." "Oh, yeah, those are just a hobby." "COLIN:" "I think they're amazing." "You should try." "Not everyone can do that, you know." "Excuse me, would you mind giving me and Ally a little bit of privacy, please?" "She has to poo." "Ally!" "Hey, hasn't your lady friend left yet?" "No, I guess this one's a late sleeper." "Wait." "Are you..." "Is he hiding out here because there's a woman in his apartment?" "He is." "That's it." "I'm going to Anthony's Bakery." "Excuse me." "Do you want to grab me a cannoli?" "No?" "Okay." "Keys." "Who the hell are you?" "Andrea." "He didn't tell you he was engaged?" "No." "I am so sorry." "When I told him I was engaged, he didn't say anything." "Why?" "Tits!" "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "Why?" "Why?" "Hey, wouldn't it be easier if you just spent the night at their apartments and left in the morning, like a normal guy?" "No." "I once stayed in a relationship with a girl because of a picture she had on her bedside table." "It was her dressed as Cinderella on her fifth birthday." "Grab that." "So?" "So, every time I tried to split with her," "I'd picture that little girl in the blue dress." "Happy." "Excited about Monty, her new gerbil, who she would later kill by accidentally putting him in the dryer." "Just couldn't break that little girl's heart." "So you're saying it's easier to sleep with girls and never call them again if you don't know anything about them?" "Kind of like a serial killer." "Yeah, I guess so." "Hmm." "COLIN ON PHONE:" "Hey, so I talked to Piper's assistant." "He said he's gonna be doing research in the library of the Adams Building for the rest of the day." "Oh, wait." "Hold on." "My leg fell asleep on the train." "Pins and needles." "Pins and needles." "Punch it." "Really?" "I'm punching." "What?" "Your leg's never fallen asleep before?" "What's that sound?" "Nothing." "Hey, I didn't know you were such a big fan of Lionel Richie." "You know, looking at somebody's playlist is like reading their diary." "That's my bathtub." "Donald." "Ally..." "What are you doing here?" "Visiting my fiance." "Your fiance who was at the North Pole?" "Yep." "He's back." "Pierre is back." "Wow." "Pierre just happens to be in Washington, D.C., the same time that I have a conference?" "Yep." "He's meeting with the President." "Oh." "What a coincidence." "I know." "It's crazy, isn't it?" "Yeah, it is." "That's exactly what it is." "Okay." "Do you like freedom?" "Sign here for freedom." "Be on our mailing list for George Bush." "George W. Bush." "Vote George Bush." "Get on our mailing list." "Vote for freedom." "No, no, no." "It's taken." "It's taken." "Okay, excuse me." "I'm just wondering if you could help me move the table about three feet this way?" "I just..." "I like it better over there." "Great, keep going just a little further." "Go, team." "That's fantastic work." "Thank you." "Almost." "Almost." "Almost there." "Okay." "Okay, okay, okay." "Okay." "Ally Darling." "Tom?" "Shh!" "Oh, my God!" "He's taking me to this party tonight." "I offered to stay at the Best Western, but he insisted on putting me up at the Omni." "COLIN:" "He dropped you off at the hotel and didn't come up for "it's good to see you" sex?" "What'd you do to turn him off?" "Nothing." "He's a gentleman." "You wore that pantsuit, didn't you?" "That pantsuit is sexy." "It's very Katharine Hepburn." "All right." "Let's clear something up right now." "Katharine Hepburn was not sexy." "Audrey Hepburn was sexy." "Katharine Hepburn was a dude." "Well, Tom is just a good guy." "Besides, you wouldn't know a gentleman if he tiptoed up behind you and tickled your balls." "Hello." "Thank you." "I just got a present." "Oh!" "He just sent over the most beautiful dress I've ever seen!" "I feel like Cinderella." "Careful, if you're not home by midnight, it might turn into a pantsuit." "Wow!" "Look at you." "You don't..." "You don't think it's a little small?" "I'm sorry." "It was hard to tell what was going on underneath the pantsuit." "Perfect." "You ready?" "Okay." "You all right?" "Excuse me." "All right." "Ready?" "All right." "Ready." "♪ I feel lucky I feel free" "♪ I feel everything's a possibility ♪" "I can't believe Senator Phillips and his wife were talking to us for, like, 15 minutes." "I know!" "He didn't even know my name before tonight." "Now he wants to hear my ideas about the tobacco reform bill." "And she wants to take me out to lunch." "Some place with popovers!" "We make a great team." "With you by my side, we could own this town." "We could totally own it." "I mean it, Ally." "Look, I have my eyes on a Senate seat, and then the presidency." "Now, if tonight is any indication," "I think together we could go all the way." "Let's do it!" "So, we're doing it?" "Yeah!" "What are we doing?" "We're getting married!" "Oh." "Yeah!" "Well, maybe we should kiss first and see how that goes." "A kiss?" "No." "I want you to be my beard." "I'm gay." "What?" "Gay." "Like super gay." "Like, one down here, one here, one here, one here, gay." "I thought you knew that." "America's ready for a black President." "They're not ready for a gay black President." "And we have history, Ally." "I mean, I wouldn't have known I was gay if I hadn't dated you." "So, what do you say?" "Can I get back to you?" "Hey, Bandit." "Wait, wait, wait." "Don't move." "Stay right there." "What are you doing here?" "I'm not depressed enough to sleep with you." "Close your eyes." "That won't help." "And open them." "What do you think?" "My wiring's a little spotty." "Every time these go on, your bathroom light burns out, but I think it's worth it." "What did you do?" "I think it really brings out the detail, you know?" "I never noticed Louie's gold tooth before." "I named him Louie, by the way." "I can't believe it." "This is amazing." "Yeah." "Well, you sounded depressed on the phone, so..." "You hungry?" "I'm starving!" "So, I got good news." "I found Julie from college." "She is a man now, and she's single." "She's cute." "Looks like Ralph Macchio." "You know what?" "Even if he were straight, it wouldn't have worked anyway." "You got to be a lady to be the First Lady, and I ain't no lady." "You're a lady." "You're lots of lady." "You're once, twice, 20 times a lady." "Okay." "Okay." "♪ You're once, twice" "♪ Three times a lady" "♪ I love you" "♪ Yeah, you're once, twice" "♪ Three times a lady" "♪ I love you ♪" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Whoa." "Oh, shit." "I either need to lie down or throw up." "You okay?" "Yeah." "No." "I have to go to my sister's wedding alone." "I'll go with you." "You'd do that?" "Yeah." "Why not?" "Thanks." "I really appreciate that." "I still think I'm gonna throw up." "Let's get some air." "What are we doing?" "Just because it's dark doesn't mean you have to whisper." "Are we in the Garden?" "Yep." "This has got to be illegal." "Yeah, probably." "I worked here one summer." "I passed out programs and I managed to swipe a passkey before I got fired." "You got fired?" "Yeah." "There was an incident with the mascot." "What happened?" "I may or may not have pissed in his pot of gold." "Ever played H.O.R.S.E. in the Garden?" "No." "But I have played H.O.R.S.E." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "Oh!" "No!" ""H" for you, my friend." "What are you doing?" "We're playing strip H.O.R.S.E. Is there another kind?" "There's the kind where you keep your clothes on." "What's fun about that?" "All right. "H."" "Backboard." "Uh-huh." "Okay." "Okay." "Oh, my God!" "Nope." "Yeah!" "Panty time!" "Come on!" "That was close." "That's an "H."" "This is not fair." "I miss one shot, and I'm almost totally naked." "Well, that's the game." "Well, the game is changing." "It's now one-on-one." "This way." "Let's go, baby." "Come get it." "Okay." "Let's go." "♪ Here we go, here we go Satellite radio" "♪ Y'all getting hit with boom boom" "♪ Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns" "♪ Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom" "♪ Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom" "♪ Shittin' on y'all with the... ♪" "ALLY:" "Oh, my God." "I can't believe it." "I think that dress is gonna look good on him." "It's a good thing you play the guitar, because you suck at basketball." "Well, you can't be good at everything." "It just wouldn't be fair." "And I can't believe that you can play Lionel Richie!" "I can play a lot of things." "So, how come you don't make a living at it?" "You're really good." "Ah, I want to play my own music." "Don't you worry about paying the rent?" "I don't love marketing, but..." "What do you love?" "I love making those freaky little sculptures, but I'm not gonna make any money at that." "How do you know?" "You've never tried." "I've never jumped into the harbor, either." "Doesn't mean that it's a good idea." "I think it's a great idea." "I think it's the best idea you've ever had." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "We are gonna jump in the harbor!" "No." "No." "No." "No." "Let's go." "God!" "No!" "Let's do it!" "Holy fuck, this is fucking cold!" "This is the worst idea you've ever had!" "I can't believe you finally got me naked." "Well, my shirt does look good on you." "Good, 'cause I'm keeping it." "No, you're not." "I can't afford to lose any more shirts." "Women are always stealing my shirts." "Women aren't always stealing your shirts." "They're borrowing them, fully intending to give them back, but you never call." "So, you're saying that if I have fewer one-night stands," "I'll have more shirts?" "I think so." "Well, then, that settles it." "I'm changing my ways, and I'm not gonna lose any more shirts." "Really?" "Really." "In fact, I think I'm gonna take this one back right now." "Good for you." "Wait." "It's okay, I have one." "No." "I have to slow down." "Okay." "Okay, that's fine." "What if I just put it in a little bit?" "It won't even count." "Eileen says it counts." "What about, like, that much?" "That's nothing." "You won't even feel it." "Okay." "I understand." "That's fine." "But I am gonna keep kissing you." "Hi." "Hi." "You look so beautiful in the morning." "I do?" "Yeah." "How's this for a slice of awesome?" "Mexican wrestling on pay-per-view all day." "I will run to the store and get eggs and salsa for huevos rancheros, you stay here and whip up margaritas." "Sound good?" "Shit!" "I can't!" "Oh, my God!" "Cereal?" "No!" "I'm meeting Daisy." "I'm already late." "She hates it when I'm late." "Oh, no." "Whoo!" "I can't believe Eddie didn't want to pick out these place cards." "Oh, no, no, no." "He has terrible taste in fonts." "Have you convinced Mom to come to the wedding yet?" "No, and I don't have to, because you are gonna talk Dad out of coming." "I am?" "Let's face it." "Dad's only coming because he thinks that he has to." "So, why not just let him off the hook and make everybody happy?" "It's not a bad idea." "Oh, great!" "You guys can cast the final vote." "We've narrowed it down." "To this one, or this nearly identical one." "Monotype Corsiva." "How do you know that?" "I'm married." "EILEEN:" "Okay, are we done?" "Because we want to hear about D.C." "Did you go to the Holocaust Museum?" "No, but that would have been more fun." "So, there were no sparks with Tom?" "Tom?" "What happened to Jake?" "I thought you were looking for Jake." "Jake's in Africa and Tom's gay, but it's okay, because Colin is gonna be my date for the wedding." "Is that the guy who answered your cell phone and got mad at me for waking him up at 2:00 in the afternoon?" "Yeah." "I took his phone by mistake." "You invited Colin?" "Your rapey neighbor?" "Do we call him that?" "Just behind your back." "Okay." "Well, let's stop because he's actually a pretty good guy." "DAISY:" "Oh, Ally." "What?" "You slept with him!" "Oh, no!" "I did not." "I didn't." "EILEEN:" "Good." "Don't." "Because he's not the kind of guy you end up with." "He's the kind of guy you date before the guy you end up with." "How do you know?" "You haven't even met him." "I don't have to meet him." "I've had sex with him." "Except his name is Doug, and he's a fucking liar!" "Well, I have met him, and he is dangerously sexy." "And if he wanted to come in through the back door, you'd let him." "Don't let him, Ally." "You guys don't need to worry." "I'm not going to let him in any door." "He's just a friend who's doing me a favor." "COLIN:" "Honey, I'm home." "So, I TiVo-ed Mexican wrestling for you and I cooked." "They're supposed to be taquitos, they look like cannolis, but they kind of taste like egg rolls." "What are you doing?" "Are you working on the diner?" "All right." "Don't let me bug you." "Hey, so, just out of curiosity, did you ever hear anything from Jake?" "Nope." "Really?" "Not a phone call?" "Nothing?" "Nope." "Okay, well," "I'm kind of busy right now, so I guess I'll just see you later." "Shit!" "Ally, wait." "Wait, wait." "Just go." "I don't want to hear any more lies." "All right, yes." "Jake is back in town and I do have his number, but I didn't think that mattered now." "Would you please just go?" "What about last night?" "I think we should just forget about last night." "Because of Jake?" "No." "Because you're not the kind of guy I'm supposed to end up with." "What kind of guy am I, Ally?" "You're the kind of guy you date before you meet the guy you end up with, and I've already dated 20 of you." "So, you're gonna try and make it work with Jake, a guy you haven't seen in years, just so you don't go over the number 20?" "It's not just about a number anymore, okay?" "Well, then what is it?" "It's what I want!" "You don't know what you want, Ally." "You're so busy trying to be what everyone else wants you to be, you don't know who you are." "At least I have relationships." "You can't even hang out with a woman for 24 hours without sleeping with her." "That was true until I met you." "Well, I'm sure that if we had slept together, you'd be long gone by now, because that's who you are, Colin, and that's who you'll always be." "All right." "Whatever you say, Ally." "You obviously have it all figured out." "And I do know who I am!" "I'm someone who's not gonna let another undeserving asshole into my heart!" "Or my vagina!" "MALE TENANT:" "Shut the fuck up!" "Stop fucking your dog!" "Hi, Jake Adams, it's Ally." "Ally Darling from high school." "Go, Vikings." "Um..." "I came across your number, and I thought, "Wow, I should really call Jake" ""and leave him a long, rambling message on his voice mail."" "Anyway, if you're feeling up to it, you can give me a call anytime." "My number is 617-55..." "Oh, my God, I just hiccupped." "I'm sorry." "617-55..." "All right." "Okay..." "My number is 617-555-0192." "Okay, bye." "Well, who doesn't call that girl back?" "Not again." "Who's the surprise guest this time?" "I was supposed to have lunch with Dad to tell him that he didn't have to come to the wedding, but then he said he was gonna bring his girlfriend." "Jacinda?" "Yeah." "And I just couldn't have that conversation with him in front of her." "So, I just thought, you know, we could do it together." "I am never meeting you for another meal ever again." "You don't mean that." "Ally, I didn't know you were coming." "What a nice surprise." "Hi." "I'm Daisy." "Got all my girls here." "I see that you've got one of these, too." "I got a couple for the two of us, so we can text and tweet." "You should follow me on Twitter, "VeryTerry3."" "Or we could just talk right now." "LOL." "He is so excited about your wedding." "It's all he can text about." "I can't wait for everyone to meet my lady." "Oh, you're coming to the wedding, too?" "That's great." "That's so great." "Ally, isn't that so great?" "It's great." "It's so great." "Oh!" "Excuse me for a second." "Don't go." "We are just fine." "Hold up." "Ashton is getting his car washed." "Nuh-uh." "Lookit." "♪ I am a human rocket" "♪ On a mission of deployment" "♪ I've been cocked and loaded" "♪ Ready for the culmination" "♪ I am a human missile" "♪ Guided by a secret agenda" "♪ That commands my every thoughts and deeds" "♪ And wills me on my way" "♪ I am a human rocket" "♪ On a mission of redemption" "♪ I've been cocked and loaded" "♪ Primed by everything I know" "♪ I am a human missile" "♪ Guided by a secret voice" "♪ That commands my every thoughts and deeds" "♪ And wills me on my righteous way ♪" "JAKE:" "All right." "Great." "Ally." "Jake." "My brothers actually went more into the business side of things, and when my dad asked me to run the foundation, it was sort of more of a natural fit for me, you know?" "I've always been better at giving away money versus making it." "I'm rambling." "I can hear myself totally rambling." "No." "No, no, not at all." "I am." "I am." "I've been doing it all day." "Kind of, but it's interesting." "Hey, what do..." "I mean, what about you?" "Last I heard you were in marketing, right?" "Yeah." "I'm actually in between jobs right now." "Well, listen, say the word." "I mean, I can get you an interview over at Adams in two seconds." "Oh, thank you." "But you know what?" "I'm actually..." "I'm thinking about making a change." "A change?" "Oh, yeah?" "What would you do?" "I make these clay sculptures." "They're sort of these freaky little urban scenes." "They're kind of hard to explain." "I'd really have to show you." "I'd love to see them." "Really?" "They're in my shower." "Then I guess we're done here." "See." "This is where they dry." "Wow." "They really are in your shower." "Yep." "ALLY:" "Did I tell you that he speaks four different languages, but he's so not obnoxious about it?" "And he's still so goddamn handsome, and he smells so fucking good." "It's crazy." "He's taking me to a gala at the Institute of Contemporary Art, and then I think we're going to go..." "Whoa." "That's not your dress." "Yeah." "Yeah, I know, I just..." "Yeah, I just like this one better, 'cause there's just..." "You know, it's more comfortable." "There's just more room to..." "To eat and to move, and to..." "To dance." "Okay." "I couldn't breathe in my other dress!" "A bride should be able to breathe in her own fucking dress!" "Sorry, I just am feeling really stressed out right now because I don't know how I'm going to convince Mom to come to my wedding, because our dad is bringing our new mommy, and she's not..." "Stop." "I will go with you to talk to Mom, and you don't even have to trick me." "Okay?" "Now, are you sure you can breathe in this dress?" "Okay, then do that." "ALLY:" "It's really not gonna be that bad." "We're gonna loosen her up." "We're gonna ease into it." "It's gonna be great." "If you say so." "Mom?" "I don't believe you!" "When were you planning to tell me about all this?" "Hmm?" "Uh..." "Now?" "That's why we're here, Mom." "I have to read about it in a magazine?" "You and Jake Adams." "Are you an item?" "Yes?" "Did you just squeal, Mom?" "I don't know." "I'm out of my body right now." "Is it serious?" "It could be, but we're taking it slow." "Do you really have that luxury?" "I want to make sure that it's right." "Oh, it doesn't get any more right than Jake Adams." "This is your life, Ally, don't get creative." "When I saw you two in that magazine," "I went and found some old photographs." "Just look at this." "I knew he was the one." "Aw." "Tell me, Ally, is he gonna be your date to the wedding?" "Is he, Ally?" "Yes." "Oh!" "Oh, I got to get the seating chart." "So, you're still gonna come to the wedding, even though Dad's gonna be there, too?" "Of course, darling." "My baby only gets married once." "Right?" "I am so proud of my girls." "Seating chart." "Seating chart." "Where's the little seating chart?" "Do we tell her about Jacinda?" "No." "I think we quit while we're ahead." "Bye, Mom." "Bye, Mom." "What?" "♪ ...and get you drunk" "♪ So I can have my wicked way with you" "♪ I'm just being honest" "♪ 'Cause I know the other guys are thinking just the same way too" "I really love Japan." "Really?" "Are those mini cheeseburgers?" "Yes, they are." "May I?" "Thank you." "You didn't want one?" "No, I'm okay." "Thank you." "Mmm." "These are excellent mini cheeseburgers." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "♪ Show me some skin I might bite it" "♪ I wanna have my wicked way with you" "♪ So I'm not gonna come over and meet your mom and dad" "♪ They know that I was bad" "♪ I'm just thinking of three hours or more" "♪ So I can have my wicked way with you" "♪ My wicked way with you ♪" "Colin, hi." "Hi." "Fancy meeting you here, dressed all fancy." "Where you off to?" "A wedding." "You, too, right?" "Today's Daisy's big day." "Yeah." "Wow." "You're going to a wedding, too." "That's weird." "Whose wedding?" "Nobody you know." "Oh." "Is it like a date or something?" "Are you seeing somebody?" "Don't worry about it, Ally." "Don't drink too much champagne." "Hey, is my hair too high?" "Oh, no, honey." "It's perfect." "JAMIE:" "Is it going on?" "The dress doesn't fit." "Okay." "Why isn't it zipped?" "Can I get some help here?" "Where's my Croissan'Wich?" "Did somebody eat my Croissan'Wich?" "No, honey." "Nobody did." "You just relax, okay?" "Katie, Jamie, find Daisy's Croissan'Wich." "Okay." "On it." "Got it." "Okay." "Okay, listen," "I don't want anyone to panic but..." "What's happening?" "The harpist isn't coming." "I had a harpist?" "She broke her finger during the philharmonic softball league playoffs, and given that this is one of the busiest wedding weekends of the year, all the other harpists are booked." "Oh, Christ." "Why is this happening to me?" "KEVIN:" "I got a list of all the other weddings happening in the city and found a replacement who can be here as soon as her first wedding is over." "And if she doesn't show, I play the horn." "Now let's get this girl married, huh?" "Daise, I got it." "OFFICIANT:" "Please rise for the bride." "We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Daisy Ann Darling and Edward Michael Vogel." "Getting to know Daisy and Eddie has reinforced my belief that, while love is universal, every couple is unique." "Daisy Darling, today I make these vows to you." "I will never rhyme "crazy" with "Daisy,"" "even if I mean, like, "crazy good."" "I will not blow my nose in the shower." "I promise to always consult you before getting a haircut and to never grow a moustache." "Or a soul patch." "No." "I will not blame you for the bad decisions you make in my dreams." "I will keep an eye on that suspicious freckle on your back, even though I'm really sure it's nothing." "And I will not get mad at you about everything when I'm only really mad at you about one thing." "OFFICIANT:" "By the power vested in me," "I am happy to pronounce you husband and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "♪ I'm holding a heart here in my hand" "♪ Hey, hey, hey" "♪ My own work of art" "♪ Here where I stand" "♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ I can see clearly now The rain is gone" "♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪" "Quite a party." "Yeah, it sure is." "Hold on." "I have to tweet about this." "And hi there." "Your mom always did have a great laugh." "I'm just glad she's happy." "Are you happy?" "Yeah." "Of course." "Your mom only wants what's best for you, you know." "I know." "Unfortunately, she thinks what's best for you is being exactly like her, only you're not, Ally." "You may have her looks, but you have my rhythm, kid." "I'm afraid it's a little offbeat." "I guess that explains why she's always disappointed in me." "I think it's hard for her to look at you and see so much of me." "♪ Thanks for the time" "♪ That you've given me" "Uh, may I?" "Why not?" "Thank you." "Thank you, sir." "God, I'm sorry." "I just couldn't slow-dance with your mother." "No, that's okay." "I think the last time we slow-danced was prom night." "Yeah." "Yeah, it was." "I remember that." "I believe that was also the night where you finally gave me the honor of making you unfit for every other man in the village." "Oh, boy." "♪ You're once, twice" "♪ Three times a lady" "I know this isn't the ideal place to tell you, but I want to be honest." "You weren't my first." "I wasn't?" "No, I'm sorry." "Well, so you've been with two guys in your life." "Big deal." "More like two times 10." "Right." "Like you've had sex with 20 guys." "Yuck." "Gross." "Well, all right." "I may not have been your first, but maybe I'll be your last." "Why?" "Are you gonna rape and kill me?" "No, but I'm gonna kiss you." "♪ With every beat" "♪ Of my heart" "♪ You're once" "Come with me for a second." "♪ Twice" "♪ Three times a lady" "So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?" "Starchy." "I've got to do a little traveling for the foundation, and I'd love it if you came with me." "Seriously?" "Mmm-hmm." "For how long?" "Six months." "I know it sounds like a long time, but you're in-between jobs and your little sculpture things can wait." "And if you think about it, the only thing that's keeping you in Boston is me, and I'm leaving." "It's time." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "♪ And I love you ♪" "Join me." "Hi, everyone." "ALL:" "Hi." "When Daisy and Eddie first got together," "I have to admit I was a little bit nervous." "I could tell that it was serious, and I thought that the closer she got to him, the further away she'd get from me, but that didn't happen." "Not only do I see more of Daisy," "I see a happier, even better Daisy." "It's like with Eddie she's" "completely herself." "When you're a big sister, it's your job to teach your little sister everything." "How to ride a bike, how to lie to your parents." "How to kiss." "Not with tongue." "Settle down, Uncle Charlie." "But I never thought about what my little sister could teach me until right now." "So, I want to thank you, Daisy." "Thank you for teaching me that being in love means being yourself." "To Daisy and Eddie!" "You were great." "Can we talk?" "Yeah." "Absolutely." "ALL:" "♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh" "♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh" "♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh" "♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh" "♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪" "Oh, shit." "What's going on?" "Are you okay?" "Jake, there actually is something here in Boston that's really important to me." "And as much as I want to travel the world," "I'm not sure I want to do it with you." "Which is insane, I know, because you're perfect." "But you're not perfect for me, and I don't think I'm perfect for you." "I'm so sorry, Jake." "If I had been honest with myself earlier, or ever," "I wouldn't have put you through all this." "Yeah, well, that would have been preferable." "Right." "I don't think I'm gonna stick around for the cake." "Excuse me." "It's really good." "Okay." "Where's..." "Where's Jake going?" "Sir, champagne?" "ALLY:" "He's leaving." "What?" "In the middle of the reception?" "Why?" "Because I never should have brought him here in the first place." "You're gonna let him go?" "Oh, Ally, I..." "I don't understand you." "Ally, why?" "Why are you doing this?" "Honey, you were finally happy." "No!" "You were finally happy." "I don't wanna marry Jake Adams." "That's not who I am." "Oh, my..." "I'm a jobless whore who's slept with 20 guys, and I want to be with somebody who appreciates that about me." "You may not understand me, Mom, but you don't have to." "All you have to do is love me." "I know that I'm not perfect, but that's why you have Daisy." "My dress is too tight because I'm four months pregnant." "What?" "What?" "Oh!" "You're pregnant?" "Yes." "Now get out of here." "Thank you." "Surprise!" "I'm gonna be a grandmother." "I'm gonna be a grandmother." "All the drinks are sitting here on your tray." "What is the matter with you?" "Is this too difficult?" "Kevin, where's that list you had of all the other weddings going on in the city today?" "It's right here." "Okay, thank you." "Goddamn." "Damn it!" "Hi." "♪ Every time I think of you" "♪ I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue" "♪ It's no problem of mine But it's a problem I find" "♪ Living a life that I can't leave behind" "♪ But there's no sense in telling me" "♪ The wisdom of the fool won't set you free" "♪ But that's the way that it goes" "♪ And it's what nobody knows" "♪ Well, every day my confusion grows" "♪ Every time I see you falling" "♪ I get down on my knees and pray" "♪ I'm waiting for that final moment" "Colin!" "♪ I feel fine and I feel good" "♪ I feel like I never should" "♪ Whenever I get this way I just don't know what to say" "♪ Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday?" "♪ Every time I see you falling" "♪ I get down on my knees and pray" "♪ I'm waiting for that final moment" "♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪" "Oh, come on!" "Blessed be this union and may it bear fruit." "Colin!" "Colin!" "Blue car, keys are in it." "MAN:" "Get the fuck out of the road!" "Hey, watch it, lady." "Shut up, you asshole!" "Sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Thank you." "You can help yourself to some pepperoni." "Miss, your name?" "Uh..." "I..." "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "COLIN:" "Hi, everyone." "Hope you're all having a good time tonight." "I know we are." "This next song is a local band." "Hope you enjoy it." "♪ I don't mind you coming here" "♪ And wasting all my time" "♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh, so near" "♪ I kind of lose my mind" "This is bullshit." "Why didn't I just wait for him at his apartment?" "♪ And wasting all my time" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "♪ I don't mind you hanging out" "♪ And talking in your sleep" "♪ It doesn't matter where you've been" "♪ As long as it was deep Yeah" "♪ Always need to wear it well" "♪ You look so fancy, I can tell" "♪ I don't mind you hanging out" "♪ And talking in your sleep" "♪ I guess you're just what I needed" "♪ I needed someone to feed" "♪ Someone to... ♪ I need to talk to you" "♪ Right now" "♪ I needed someone to feed ♪" "Cut." "Cut." "Cut." "Cut." "Okay, everybody, we're just gonna take a quick break." "Why don't we get those toasts started?" "So, papa bear, come on up here." "MAN:" "Hello, everyone, and thank you all for coming out tonight..." "Fuckity fuck!" "Fuckity fuck!" "Fuckity fuck!" "What are you doing here, Ally?" "I have a speech that I wanna make to you, but I was afraid that I was gonna forget it." "So, I figured it would be easier to drive, bike, and run across town in my high heels so I could tell you right now." "What's the speech?" "Well, the gist of it was," "I'm sorry." "That's it?" "No, wait, there's more." "I, um..." "I'm happiest when I'm being myself, and I'm myself when I'm with you." "That was it." "I guess I was just so afraid that you were another asshole that I became the biggest asshole of all." "You weren't an asshole." "I was an asshole." "I should have given you Jake's number, I just..." "I didn't think I could compete with that." "There's no contest." "You're the most decent guy I've ever met." "I think I love you, 21." "I love you, too." "Three hundred and..." "No!" "JAY:" "Hey, Kelli, Kelli with an "I." What's up?" "It's Jay from Club Med Turkoise." "I got a weird message from your assistant, and I just wanted to let you know, we never had sex." "Uh, you did this awkward striptease involving maracas, and then gave me a shitty hand job." "You claimed it was something you like to do called "dry style,"" "vomited in my suitcase, and then you passed out in the shower." "So, yeah, we never slept together." "You're number 20!" "I'm still at 20!" "I can't believe it!" "You are number 20!" "Yes!" "♪ It will outlast everything You think is set is stone" "♪ It goes on and on and on and on" "♪ On and on and on and on" "♪ Buzzing like neon lights" "♪ Can you feel my love?" "♪ Loud and clear Pulls you near" "♪ Can you feel my love?" "♪ We got all the memories So much more we can see" "♪ Better than a first kiss Snow falling at Christmas" "♪ Like sleeping in on Sunday Laughter we never faked" "♪ Bob Marley in summer One love for each other" "♪ Oh, it feels like... ♪ Fireflies Day and night" "♪ Can you feel my love?" "♪ Everyone is looking for a special connection" "♪ But it's like your compass points a million directions" "♪ Do you need me to buy you a telescope so you can see" "♪ How good this could be" "♪ Buzzing like neon lights" "♪ Can you feel my love?" "♪ Loud and clear Pulls you near" "♪ Can you feel my love?" "♪ We got all the memories So much more we can see" "♪ Better than a first kiss Snow falling at Christmas" "♪ Like sleeping in on Sunday Laughter we never faked" "♪ Bob Marley in summer One love for each other" "♪ Oh, it feels like..." "♪ One love for each other ♪" "English" " US" " Line 21"

"THE NEST" "The Pepsis or 'Tarantula Hawk Wasp' is one of the biggest existing wasps with a wingspan of 12 cm." "This predator also likes the nectar of certain flowers in the Amazon." "It kills its victims by laying an egg in them and hence it's not a real parasite, but a parasitoid." "It drags the spider to its burrow and waits until the poison has completely paralysed the spider." "It then lays its eggs on top of the immobilised victim." "The larvae feed on the still living tarantula from the inside." "Suburb of Strasbourg" "Thursday July 14" "The landing procedure has been iniated." "We're landing in few moments." "Hello." "More than friends... family." " How's your baby?" "Look." "Just as pretty as her mother." " Keep it." "And your daughters, Giovanni ?" " The oldest is a disaster." "She always wants to sleep with Gina and me." "Here." "What's that?" "Information about that asshole." "We followed him to Germany." "The trial is going to be a big fuss." "Hi, Tony." "Hurry up." "Not for me." "I don't want that." "When can I come?" " That's up to your brother." "Colmar, military airport." "Secured." "Northeast-Albania" "It will be fine." "We'll use silencers." "Strasbourg" " Industrial Park" "Jesus, you're always late." "Even Spitz is already here." "You try the nightshift, asshole." "National Highway 83" "Captain, they just went up the A35." "Tomorrow, the trial of Abedin Nexhep starts in Strasbourg the suspected leader of the Albanian mafia." "He's under suspicion of trade in women weapons and assault." "A report of Gilles Dupa from Strasbourg." "In Eastern-Europe Nexhep is the key figure of an immense mafia network." "He has been arrested during a business trip to Germany thanks to a cooperation between the German, Italian and French police." "The trial being held in Strasbourg has a symbolic meaning." "Strasbourg" " Industrial Park" "Are you scared?" "Who do you think you are?" "You're the woman here." "You can sit in front of the computer, that's it." "And if you're nice, who knows..." "Selim, don't even think about it." "I don't like you." "Go on, Martial." "Slavery is the right word." "They're stuck in a totalitarian system and have no way to get out." "Some girls even have a number burned in their skin." "As if they're merchandise, not people." "A girl that tried to escape was shot in her legs." "What do you want with a gun?" "You're crazy." "Do Nasser and Santino know?" " Shut up." "You're scared." " You're starting to loose control, Nadia." "Sissy." "Put that light out." "Martial was a good idea." "Believe me, Santi." "We'll never go to prison again." "We'll soon be lying in the sun." "no reception" "Lieutenant Laborie." "All traffic is jammed because of an accident." "Change route." "Warn headquarters." "And there they are, the Parisian fire brigade which recently suffered severe losses." "One colleague died on July 7 in a gas explosion." "And two colleagues..." "Louis, why did you leave the fire brigade?" "They're true soldiers." "Stop it." "It gets to you." "Santi?" " What?" "Fuck you." "Fuck you too." "Here's some ammo." "Hold your dog or I'll shoot." " He's tied up." "Quiet." "Get up." "Don't move." " Take my gun." "Take it." "Take his gun damned." "Get up." " Outside." "Don't try to fool us." " We're no heroes." "Everything alright?" "Did you tie them up well?" "Martial was good, eh?" "What an acrobat." "Go stand on the lookout." "Now you can prove yourself." "Roadwork?" "The road has just been asphalted." "How can I get home now?" "You'll let me pass or..." "Down, down." "Here." "Is it working?" " We're almost there." "Farther, farther." "That's it." "P20, P21..." "Thank you, Santa Claus." "That's a whole pallet." " Two pallets." "Start." "Captain, we've lost contact with the armoured car." "Understood Captain." "Fuck." "Shit." "Headquarters for Anemone 12." "Do you read me?" "It's no computer malfunction." " Call major Girés." "He's in Paris, at the defile." "Colonel Fabre then." " Also in Paris." "Anemone 12, do you read me?" "There's someone at that warehouse." "Someone's coming." "Probably cops." "Quiet, calm." "It's the cops." "This way." "This way." "Anemone 12..." "Shit." "A special squad." "No." " Who then?" "Nasser?" "There." "Get down." "Fuckers." "Everything ok?" " Yes." "You too?" " Yes." "Our driver is dead." "Police." "Don't move." "Who are those guys outside?" "Don't move." " Don't shoot." "Hands up." " Don't shoot." "Hands on your head." "It's all my fault." " No, it isn't." "Hands up." " Calm now." "Take it." " I'm dying of pain." "I'm scared." " We're going to make it." "We'll get out of this." "I'm scared." "Hold me." " I'm holding you." "Let me." "Santi?" " I'm here." "Don't move." "Squeeze my hand." "Do you feel anything?" " Nothing." "I'm fucked up." "No, you're not." "I'll be in a wheelchair." "I don't want that." " I'll stay with you." "I don't want that." " Stay calm." "I'm so cold." " You're strong." "I'm so cold." "He's dead." " No, unconscious." "I swear I won't leave you." "I'll get my first aid kid." "What do those guys outside want?" "What do they want?" "A prisoner." " No concern of ours." "Let's leave here." "They probably won't like that." " That's our problem." "We can't move Nasser like this." "We have to get out of here." " Selim is right." "If we move him now, he'll die." "Understand?" "Nasser is my buddy too." "But he said himself:" "If something goes wrong, get out." "Look for yourself, he's dying." "You should be ashamed." "And you have a short-term memory." "Here are the keys." "Get lost." "What is it?" "You want to go with him, Nadia?" "Run away, cowards." "It's not running away." " What is it then?" "I'm staying here." "I'm staying too." "So what are you going to do?" "He's not the problem." "That guy in the car is." "He's what they want." "Hey, cop." " What are you doing?" "Let that guy go." " Never." "Fire, bitch." "Drop your gun." "This way." "Upstairs." "This way." "Inside." "Listen up." "Do you read me, Giovanni?" " Yes." "Someone must have heard the alarm." " I hope so." "Who are all those dead guys?" "He's cold." "It'll be fine." " I can't feel anything." "He can't move." "Let me know if it hurts." "Santi, let us go home, please." "You can't move." "I want a blanket." " I'll get you one." "It's so cold in here." "What's he doing?" "Santi, we must get him out of here." "This leads to the canal." "But it's very narrow." "He's an incredible acrobat, both in the air and underground." "Isn't that right, Martial ?" "Are you hurt?" "Let me see." "Your friend isn't going to make it." "He must be somewhere warm and quiet." "In the control room." "Your wound isn't serious." "This is for him." "Giovanni?" "How much ammo have you got left?" "Look outside." "What do you see?" "Nothing." "Why?" "They removed their casualties." "From a distance it seems like nothing is going on here." "Giovanni agrees to give them weapons." "Only you can decide that." "I'm asking your opinion." " Giovanni and I are not allowed to have one." "Don't hide behind orders like that bulletproof mask." "You're getting emotional." "Fuck you." "You're all going to die." "Understand?" "They'll kill you." "You don't frighten me." "I won't have mercy on you either." "A woman... can you handle this?" "Give me." "It's all hands on deck." "Take it." "And no joking around." "Or you'll have me to deal with." " Oh yeah?" "Can you handle this?" "Safety pin off." "Check and aim with your laser." "Haven't you got anything else for me?" "Shut up." " Stupid bitch." "What are you doing?" "We're all in the same shit." "Hey, you there." "Come down and get this on." "Have you got any weapons?" " A short rifle." "Get him." "Don't shoot." "I'm the security guard." "Do you have a gun?" " No." "Take it." " I'm not a part of this." "I have to watch my screens." "What's your name?" " Spitz." "Make yourself useful, Spitz, and put on this vest." "Warn me immediately if something moves on your screens." "Come on." "Careful with his head." "Are you managing?" "Turn." "Lower, lower." "Managing?" " Let it go." "Where's Martial?" " Gone for help." "Hang in there." "Don't worry, we'll be lying in the sun soon." "What's that?" "Don't be foolish." "Come back." "Come back, Spitz." " Don't shoot." "I surrender." "I surrender." "Don't shoot." "Get out, bastard." "Out of the way" " Put him back right now." "Lower those weapons." "They can have their leader." "This has to stop." "Get back." " Shut up." "Get out of the way or I'll shoot him." "Do you know who that asshole is?" "He raped hundreds of women." "I don't give a damn." "Is that clear?" "You don't understand, Selim." "That guy stays here." "Put him back." " What's wrong with you?" "Back." "What's in there?" "Goddamned." "Let go." "Is that your kid?" "A cute one." "How old is he?" "Exactly one year." "I have a son too." "My mother looks after him." "How old is he?" " Six." "A big one." "And his dad?" "I wanted to do it on my own." " I didn't." "No." "Northeast." "Movement at ten o'clock." "Southeast." "Movement at nine o'clock." "Movement at three o'clock." " And at five o'clock." "Shit, we'll never make it." "They're regrouping." " They're going to slaughter us." "They're coming in either way." " We must buy some time." "If we take cover here, we can overlook everything." "Not enough cover." "But what else?" "I don't know." "We'll build a wall of containers." "Bullets won't go through it." "With loopholes." " We're building a container wall." "All exits have to be sealed." "That will stop them for a while." "How much ammo do we have left?" " Ten magazines." "I've got two." " One box of shells." "I've got eight bullets." "That's not much." "Shall we do it?" "You stay here." "I have a plan to buy us some time and get help." "What is it?" " I'll escape." "I know what I'm doing." "You'll just have to trust me." "I'm coming with you." "We haven't got enough chains." "Take that forklift truck." "To the right." "I'm coming back for you, Nasser." "I swear." "With an ambulance." "You know, Selim..." "You handled it alright." "I blew it." "No you didn't." "Take good care of her." "We're counting on you." "I'll be fine." "Good luck." "Drive." "Connect, come on connect." "It won't stop, damned." "Calm down." " I want to go home." "It's my fault, my fault." "I'm staying here to guard that motherfucker." "Slut." " No you're the slut." "When I was a little girl a dog like you beat me and dumped his seed in me." "I have sworn I would crack his balls some day." "What are you doing?" "You're hurting me." "Stop it." "That's no use." "Get lost." "Down there." "Come one." " I'm staying with him." "You have to go with them." " No." "The cellar is our only chance." " Leave a weapon behind." "Four bullets." " Come on." "Get out of here." "Nasser..." "Go on, Santi." "Go on." "I'm dying." "You won't leave, will you?" "Nonsense, you're not dying." "Let's go." "We're all going to die." "The sun, brother." "The sun..." "Turn around." "Come." "Make sure it's spread everywhere." "They're coming." "Inside." "But what about you?" "I'll be fine." "I'll be fine." "Beat it." "This is a secured area." "It's an inferno, bodies everywhere." "Are there any survivors?" "Get out of here, son." "It's too dangerous." "Captain?" "Some survivors have been found." "Go away."

"[Woman] Tonight on Murder, She Wrote." "When I said that it was a pleasure meeting you, it is just possible that I spoke in haste." " You'll get my land over my dead body." " This is my town!" "It appears that this man does indeed own Cabot Cove." "When you said you were researching your heritage, this is what you were after." "No!" "A man is dead." "Another man is being hunted." "And the fate of this town is teetering on a tightrope." "[Groans]" "Okay, big chief." "You got a heap a lot of trouble now." "[Whinnying]" "## [Townsfolk Singing Patriotic Song]" "## [Continues]" "##[Ends] [Man] Oh, very good." "Friends." "Neighbors." "My heart swells with pride... as I stand before you on this special day... to once again celebrate the long and glorious past... of this great town of ours." "Speaking of long, I expect we're in for all of it, year-by-year." "Why, I can remember when I was a small boy, standing right down there- Hey, look!" "Look what's coming!" " Look!" "Look!" " [Man] Who is that?" "[Townsfolk Chattering]" "[Chattering Continues]" "Well, what kind of a fool thing?" "[Women Screaming]" " [Neighing] - [Panicked Chattering]" "That crazy Indian tried to kill me!" "It seems to be a- a message of some sort." "Sure does." "Message?" "What message?" "Oh, dear." " What is it, Miss Fletcher?" " What's in that note, Mayor?" "[Man] Yeah, read it to us." "Oh, it's, uh, nothin', friends." "It's, uh, just somebody's idea of good-natured fun." "[Chuckles]" "Uh" " Uh, it's my pleasure now to introduce... our- our dear neighbor, Miss Emmalee Frisbie, who will now, uh- uh, entertain us with that, uh, wonderful old standard, uh- uh" "Emmalee, just sing for the folks." "[Chuckles]" "[Scattered Applause] ##[Emmalee Vocalizing]" "Sheriff, get your car." "You, me and Doc are takin' a ride." "[Seth] Appears to be a land grant, Sam." "[Sam] It's hogwash." "Look at this thing." "It was run off on a copying machine." "Well, you could hardly expect him to gave up the original now, could ya?" " Oh." " Yep." "May I?" "Hmm." ""Granted to Chief Manitoka and his heirs in perpetuity," ""all those lands ending at the water's edge..." ""which can be seen from the hill of the God That Creates Rain," ""also known as Algonquin Peak," ""to the east, to the north, and to the south, as far as the eye can see on a day of bright sunshine."" "But" " But that includes all of Cabot Cove." "Yes, it would appear so." "Oh, come on now, Doc." "It ain't funny." "You don't notice me laughin', do ya, Amos?" "It's a joke." "It's somebody's idea of a joke, that's all." "Mmm, I'm not so sure, Sam." "That fella on horseback may have been a tad... theatrical, but, uh, he seemed quite determined to me." "Yeah, well, I put out an A.P.B. On him." "As soon as we pick him up maybe we'll get some answers." "He won't be runnin' around in that war paint still, Amos." "No, I think he's got somethin' else on his mind." "Well, as mayor of Cabot Cove," "I'm not waitin' around for the hammer to drop." "Now the first thing we gotta do is find out if that thing is authentic." "And that means, Doc, I'm appointing you and Jessica Fletcher... as a committee of two to get to the bottom of this." "[Seth] This is quite a collection, Miss Crenshaw." "[Woman] My Dad's very proud of it." "Has your father had a chance to look at the copy of the land grant?" "He was at it all evening." "I don't suppose you have the original?" " Oh, I wish we did." " I saw the news film on TV last night." "Whoever your Indian is certainly has a flair for the dramatic." "And a knack for manipulating the media." "Mrs. Fletcher." "What a pleasure to meet you." "Thank you." "And this must be Dr. Hazlitt." "A-yah." "I can't begin to tell you... how delighted I was to receive a copy of that document." " A find." "A real find." " Then it's genuine?" "Ah, well, I couldn't say for sure." "Not until I examine the original." "You do have the original." "No, I'm afraid not." "I'm afraid we are stymied, unless I can examine the original document." "I think it may be forthcoming shortly." "You got an idea, Jess?" "Well, our mysterious friend seems to crave the limelight." "Maybe if we give him a big enough forum, he'll put in an appearance." "[Man #1] Come on, Mayor." "Tell us something." "[Sam] I can't talk tonight, boys." "I've got a meeting to go to." "[Man #2] Mayor" "Now, hold on, Mr. Mayor!" "We're here to cover this story!" "Cover all you want, boys, but nobody goes inside." "Folks got the right to say their piece, and they'll say it a lot freer without you fellas writing' it all down." "[Groans] Have you heard anything more from the Indian?" "Uh, not yet." "But between you and me, boys, I don't expect to hear from him." "If you ask me, the whole thing's nothing but somebody's idea of a practical joke." "Oh, Mr. Mayor- [Reporters Clamoring]" "I'll be honest with you, Edmonds, this Indian thing has got me scared." "Mr. Atwater, I assure you." "There's nothing to it." "I mean, my God, my bank holds most of the mortgages in this town." "I'm certainly not concerned." "Yeah, well maybe you should be." "Now let me tell you something, Edmonds." "My company is not about to risk... $17 million on a resort complex... if there is the slightest chance that that could be a legitimate claim." "Well, sir, I think you're overreacting." "Am I?" "Well, your little bank... stands to make a tidy commission on this venture, Edmonds." "So you will forgive me if I take your assurance with a grain of salt." "Excuse me, Mr. Atwater." "Oh, Langley." "I called your hotel." "I guess you didn't get the message." "Uh, no." "Sorry." "Well, I was hopin' you and me could, uh, get together tomorrow." "That land up by Willow Creek- the piece I got that option on?" "Lfigured you and me could get together and talk business." "Option?" "[Chuckles]" "I wonder just what that would be worth under the circumstances." "Now wait a minute!" "Ad, leave him alone." "Listen, you want that land." "I know it." "You know it." "It's the only fit place to build this vacation hotel you're puttin' up." "Mr. Langley, when and if this Indian business is straightened up, you and I can talk about this." "Until then, I don't really think that there's much to discuss, do you?" "You'll excuse me, won't you?" "Come on, Ad." "Let's go inside." "Let go of me!" "What's the matter with you, interrupting' while I'm talkin' business?" "Back off, Ad." "You keep outta this." "I told you what I'd do if you ever touched my sister again, didn't I?" "Tom, please, don't." "Don't tell me how to treat my wife." "I am tellin' you!" "Now you get that through your drunken head." "[Langley] Get away!" "Hey!" "[Chattering]" "[Townsfolk Clamoring] [Man] Come on." "Give us something." "[Chattering]" "[Indistinct Dialogue] [Gavel Rapping]" "[Feedback] [Sam] All right, folks." "Settle down, all of ya." "[Clears Throat]" "Friends and neighbors, I stand before you this evening" "Mr. Mayor, we don't have time for one of your speeches." "Just get to it." "[Woman] Yeah!" "[Townsfolk Clamoring] Now, all right." "All right, now, folks." "Don't get yourselves in an uproar." "Uh, suppose the first thing I ought to do is introduce a couple of people up here with me." "Uh, Professor Harold Crenshaw and his daughter Donna." "The, uh, professor is an expert on Indian history." "Wait a minute, Sam." "What do we need an expert for?" "You sayin' this land grant business is for real?" "Uh, well- [Edmonds] Look, Amos." "We wanna know who this half-naked savage in the warbonnet was." " Well, we're workin' on it." " Maybe you oughta work a little harder." "Everything I got's tied up in my house!" "I don't know about the rest of you, but I didn't come here... for no speeches and no pussyfooting'." "I want straight answers!" "Huh?" "Right!" "[Gavel Rapping] If you all came for answers, then I suggest you ask someone who can give them to you." "Just who might you be, stranger?" "My name is George Longbow, sir, and, uh," "I'm the half-naked savage that dropped in on your Founders' Day celebration." "[Townsfolk Murmuring] [Sam] Well, sir, uh" "Uh, perhaps you'd be good enough to, uh, come forward and explain yourself." "Yes." "Well, that's precisely why I'm here, Your Honor." "[Audience Chattering]" "Good evening." "I hope you all will forgive the flamboyance... of my earlier appearance, but I wanted to be certain that I had your attention." "And I believe I got it." "In 1758, an Algonquin chieftain named Manitoka... helped the British win a major battle against the French." "And in appreciation, the British governor general bestowed... upon the chief and his descendants... a grant of land which included all of the area which you now call Cabot Cove." "Well, I am the 11 th direct descendant of that chief." "And to put it in the simplest of terms, this meeting is being held on my property." "[Man] You're crazy, man." "Hey, toss him outta here!" "You're not gonna take my property." "[Murmuring] Wait, please, all of you." "Uh, we came here to find out something, so, please, let's listen." "Mr. Longbow, I'm Jessica Fletcher." "L" " I have a question." "Uh, if" " It's a very big if- if what you say is true, what do you intend to do?" "Are you planning to evict all of us from our homes?" "Certainly not, Mrs. Fletcher." "However, there will be the matter of rent to be paid." "Rent?" "You'll get my land over my dead body." "Right!" "I'll see you in hell first, you thieving' redskin!" "What did you-What did you call me?" "Mister, nobody calls me- [Excited Chattering]" " [Chattering Continues]" " Friends and neighbors!" "Come on, Ad!" "Come on." "Back off." "Let go of me!" "Just hold on." "Take it easy." "Let me go!" "I'll kill that heathen!" "Yeah, you come near me, you're the one who ends up dead." "Listen, you're not scaring'me away, any of you!" "This is my town!" "So get used to the idea." "[Woman] No!" "It's our town!" "[Chattering]" "[Chattering Continues]" "Let's get outta here." "Well, it seems as though I've stirred things up a bit." "Did you really expect that you wouldn't?" "All right, let's get down to business." "[Sighs]" "Sam, what's goin' on here?" "Why wasn't I told about this meeting?" "Norman, you can't come in here." "This is official town business." "And since I hold mortgages on half of Cabot Cove," "I've got a right to hear what's being said, and done." " He is right about that, Sam." " Oh, all right, all right." "But" "But keep it zipped." "I'm runnin' things here." "Now, uh, where were we?" "I believe I was just about to tell Professor Crenshaw... what a pleasure it is to meet him in person." "Sir, your daughter is very proud of you, as I'm sure you are of her." "What?" "You know Donna?" "Oh, yes." "We met several months ago when I was doing research at the university." "But I feel as if we've been friends for years." "Look, can we cut all this chit-chat?" "Longbow, if you are who you say you are, then prove it." "Several months ago I found this among my late mother's possessions." "Professor." "Yes." "Yes, I see." "That's- That's very interesting." " Well, is it real or isn't it?" " It appears to be genuine." "But, of course, I'd have to conduct some tests." "What kind of tests?" "Well, to determine the age of the parchment, the ink used" "These are validation reports from several experts, Professor." "I'm sure you'll recognize the names." "And if you still have any doubts, a few simple phone calls... will verify their authenticity." "Huh?" "Dr. Steinmeyer?" "Professor Carlsbad?" "I assure you, Doctor, and all of you, that this is not a hoax, and I am no impostor." "Well, gentlemen, if all of this checks out, it appears that this man does indeed own Cabot Cove." "The hell he does!" "We have courts in this country, mister." "As far as I'm concerned, you can take that paper and you stick it" "Uh, yes, Norman." "Yes, uh- uh, we get your point." "I am a graduate of Harvard Law School, Mr. Edmonds, so don't try to threaten me with legalities." "Oh, it's no threat, sonny." "Would you like to step outside right" "Gentlemen." "Gentlemen." "Please." "Please." "Both of you, stop this bickering." "[Chuckles]" "This will get us absolutely nowhere." "Now, assuming that your claim is legitimate, Mr. Longbow- Jessica" "I did say "assuming," Norman." "Just what is it that you want from us?" "Mrs. Fletcher, it's very simple, and it's also very fair." "I intend to assess every Cabot Cove landowner one half of one percent of value." "The average resident will pay no more than $200 a year." "Well, that doesn't sound too unreasonable." "Sorta like saying you were mugged in an alley, but it's okay because the mugger only got five dollars." "If you all now will excuse me." "Uh" " Uh, how can we get in touch with you?" "I'll be in touch with you." "[Scoffs]" "It isn't the money, Jess, it's the principle of the thing." "He seems so dang sure of himself." "Come on, redskin." "Show us how you dance." "Hey, why don't you fellas just back off?" "[Tom] We back off when you do." "[Groans] Now listen to me, okay?" "I don't want any trouble." "You should've thought about that before." "Tom, Randy, stop that!" "All of you." "[Tires Squealing]" "Stay outta this, Mrs. Fletcher." " George!" " Hold it!" " [Grunts, Groans]" " Next time, Indian!" " Next time!" " [Tires Squealing]" "Angel of mercy." "Lucky she happened to be passin' by." "Lucky." "Yes." "George, just what the hell are you up to?" "Donna" "You used me!" "I did not." "All those days and nights at the university, when you said you were researching your heritage." "This is what you were after." "No!" "I had the land grant, but I didn't tell you because I wasn't sure how you'd react if you knew what I was doing." "Well, you know now." "George, you are insane." "That stupid stunt at the ceremonies, walking into a town meeting, threatening these people." "I mean, don't you have any sense of" "Oh, self-preservation?" "Yeah, lots." "Which is why no one knows where I'm staying, and no one is going to know, including you, Donna." "Donna, look, my people have been bowing and scraping... to the white man for centuries, and what did it ever get us?" "Indignation, humiliation and reservations, not to mention several dozen diseases imported from Europe." "Yeah, well, it-it's time one of us stood up for what is rightfully ours." "And that self-appointed champion of justice is you?" "Yeah, that's right." "Wonderful, George." "Wonderful." "I just hope your reign as emperor of Cabot Cove is a long and happy one." "Dad's gonna be worried about me." "[Sighs] Look, I, um" "I have my pickup truck parked outside of town." " Could you drop me off?" " Yeah." "George, be careful." "I understand where you're coming from, but these people feel threatened." "It doesn't take a whole lot of fear to turn a crowd into a mob." "[Knocking] [Professor Crenshaw] Donna?" "Yes?" "Dad, you're still up." "Of course I'm still up." "Where have you been?" "The father hen syndrome." " I thought we'd gotten beyond that." " Why didn't you tell me about him?" "I did, twice." "You were hardly listening, as usual." "My daily activities are rarely high on your preferred topics of conversation." "[Sighs] Look, Dad, I'm pretty tired, okay?" "Is" " Is there" "Is there anything between you?" "You mean, are George and I lovers?" "If you're trying to hurt me, Donna, you're doing an excellent job." "Perhaps you should go to sleep." "Dad." "I'm sorry." "I don't mean to hurt you, the same as you don't really mean to hurt me." "No, I haven't slept with George Longbow." "We're friends, that's all." "And, no, I didn't help him find that land grant, okay?" "Okay." "See you tomorrow." "Helen!" "Here." "Let me help you." "[Groans] Jessica." "I just got a little dizzy, that's all." "Oh." "Well, come on." "Let me help you into the house." "Oh, no." "I'm fine, really." "Well, come on!" "I'll help you." "Here we go." "Jessica, thank you." "It's all right." "I just can't imagine what came over me." "Well, now could I get you something, like a cup of tea?" "Oh, there's some- there's some coffee on the stove." "Right." "Well, you sit back and relax." "I'll get it." "Good." "[Jessica] Cream and sugar?" "Uh, just black." "Thanks." "Oh, my goodness, that- that eye looks very puffy." "Oh, yeah." "I've been crying a lot, I guess." "Yeah." "Maybe you should let Seth Hazlitt take a look at it." "Oh, no, Jessica." "I am fine, really." "It's just- It's this business with this Indian." "I guess it's got everybody on edge." "Well, I see you and Ad have been fixing things up." "The kitchen's going to be lovely." "Oh, that." "That's my handiwork." "[Chuckles] Ad's a... dreamer, not a doer." "I guess it's no secret." "Ad's been drinking again." "You saw him last night at the meeting." "Mr. Atwater came by this morning and wanted to see him, and I" " I couldn't even tell him where Ad was." "You mean, he didn't come home last night?" "No." "I haven't seen him since the town meeting." "The gentleman in the limousine was Mr. Harris Atwater." "He wanted me to talk to Ad about the option." "He said he was willing to pay a fair price, but he wasn't about to be held up." "[Laughs] I'm sorry." "I must be a couple of beats behind." "Oh, oh." "Well, it's all about this resort hotel... that Mr. Atwater's company is planning on putting up outside of town." "A couple of years ago, Ad got this crazy idea... that the land up by Willow Creek was gonna be worth something, so he took an option on it." "Well, for once he was right." "Mr. Atwater's company wants to put up a hotel right there." "For the first time it looked like we were going to be out from under, and then this Indian shows up at the meeting last night and everything." "And l-Well" "Well, we don't know that Mr. Longbow's claim is valid." " You mean there's a chance he's wrong?" " There's always a chance, Helen." "Drink your coffee." "[Chattering]" "Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, can you tell us what's going on?" "Look, I'm sorry, but I really know as little about this as you do." "And I have nothing to say." "If you'll excuse me" "All right, come on, guys." "Try and get a shot through the window." " [Chattering Continues]" " Oh, come in, Mrs. Fletcher." "Thank you." "Morning, Mayor." "Seth." "Well, Jessica." "You're just in time to watch Sam deal with our latest crisis." "Are there any developments?" "Nothin' to cheer about." "Professor Crenshaw left town about an hour ago." "He left town?" "Yeah." "His daughter called a few minutes ago." "Says he got a call from Norman Edmonds, got all excited, and was gone in a flash." "Now, what I want to know is, is this professor fella on our side or isn't he?" "And if he isn't- Well, he was your idea, Jessica." "Oh, now just a moment, Mayor." "Me too, Sam." "Now, just calm your tail feathers." "Hysteria is not the solution." "[Phone Ringing]" "Well, all I know is, folks are expectin' me to do somethin', and I'm gonna do it... soon as I figure out what it is I'm supposed to do." "Sheriff, there's trouble over at Town Hall." "It's Ad Langley." "You better go too, Doc." "Mm-hmm." "[Cop] Stand back here." "[Sam] Step aside, folks." "Step aside." "[Crowd Murmuring]" "The victim has been identified as Addison Langley, 47, a local business contractor." "His body was discovered here at the Cabot Cove Town Hall less than an hour ago." "Cause of death- an antique Algonquin lance driven through his chest." "Now, local sources inform us that Langley was involved... in a heated argument here last night with George Longbow." "He's the Indian activist who claims to own all of Cabot Cove." "You find somethin', Jess?" "Well, I'm not sure." "All that sand in Ad Langley's shoes and in the cuffs of his trousers." "As if he'd been walkin' on the beach last night." "Yeah." "There are traces of sand across here." "You can feel it under your feet." "It looks as if he came in through this door." "Or was carried in." "Ad Langley may have been found here, but he was not killed here." "[Siren Wails]" " Are you sure?" " A-yah." "Not enough blood." "Seth, something is very odd." "Killers usually try to hide their victims, not advertise them." "Unless putting him here was supposed to be symbolic?" "Yeah." "Makes you wonder a little bit about George Longbow." "That young man may not be a lot of things, but he's not stupid." "A-yah." "He does have a temper a mile wide." "Excuse me, Doc." "Is there anything more about Ad Langley's body that I oughta know about?" "Like what, Amos?" "Well, like bruises, like maybe he was in a fight or somethin'." "No, nothing especially unusual." "Little bit of varnish on one hand." "Mm-hmm." "And you're still sayin' the time of death was, what, about midnight last night?" "A-yah." "Give or take an hour or two." "Mighty strange time to meet somebody." " And why here?" " Hmm." "Well, Jess." "Do you wanna tell him, or shall I?" "Hmm?" "[Seth] The longer George Longbow... stays in hiding, the worse things look for him." "Well, if you were he, would you show up, given the mood of this town?" "You got somethin' gnawing' at ya?" "Do you remember what Donna Crenshaw told Amos?" "That her father hurried back to the university... after he got a call from Norman Edmonds?" "You think there's some sort of connection?" "I'll tell you one thing that I think." "Addison Langley had an option on a very valuable piece of property." "And now that he's dead, a lot of other people stand to gain from it, especially if the murder can be pinned on George Longbow." "You want me to come in with you?" "No, I'll be fine." "[Starts Engine]" "Oh, Mr. Atwater?" "You're Mrs. Fletcher, aren't you?" "Yes, we haven't actually met." "This is a real pleasure." "Thank you." "I suppose you know that my company has planned some very big things for Cabot Cove." "Yes." "I'm afraid some big things have already happened in this town... and are threatening to get out of hand." "Yes." "Langley- l" " I heard about that." "I suppose everybody in town has heard about that now." "It's a nasty business, isn't it." "Have they, uh- Have they found that Indian yet?" "Uh, no." "Uh" " Uh, Mr. Atwater." "I take it that you have just learned of Mr. Langley's death." "Yes, of course." "I'm sorry, but I was at the Langley home earlier, and I spoke to Mrs. Langley." "She said that you had asked her about the option." "I asked her to use her influence with her husband." "Naturally, I would not have done that if I had known that the man was dead." "Of course." "And now, I take it, you'll be dealing directly with her." "I was just on my way there to offer my condolences." "I see." "Well, things have certainly gone very well for you, haven't they?" "Mrs. Fletcher, when I said that it was a pleasure meeting you, it is just possible that I spoke in haste." "Now, while I personally place no credence whatsoever on that Indian's claim, it is true, yes, his involvement in Addison Langley's murder... does remove the last remaining impediment to my company's investment." "Now, you may regard that as callous." "I see it as good business." "You'll excuse me, won't you?" "[Car Door Closes]" " Tom, that's him!" " [Man] Hey, look what we got here!" "[Horn Honking]" " Come on, baby!" " Let's get him!" "Come on!" " Over to the left!" " Don't let him get away!" "Watch him, Billy!" "Watch him!" "Go around to the right!" " See him?" " I got him!" "I got him to the right!" "In the bushes!" "Let's get him now!" "There he is!" " Go!" "Go!" " Hey, hey!" "Over here!" "Round that tree." "Quick!" "Let's move!" "All right, now!" "There he goes!" "Behind that big tree!" "[Groans]" "[Chuckles, Coughs]" "Okay, big chief." "You got a heap a lot of trouble now." " Norman." " Oh, morning', Jessica." "I went looking for you at the bank." "They told me I'd find you here." "Yeah?" "Finally found a buyer for this old place." "Folks from Boston." "Real nice people, I hear." " Oh, you're going to be holding the mortgage?" " That's my business." "I would have thought- I mean, considering... the uncertainty of the situation- You mean Longbow?" "He's not gonna be much more of a problem, is he?" "Why is it that everyone in this town assumes that he is guilty?" "Oh, come on, Jessica." "You were there last night." "What else can you think?" "Well, Mr. Atwater seems pleased." "I ran into him at the bank." "I know folks aren't too happy about havin' this hotel in their backyard, Jessica." "But, believe me, it's going to be very good for this town." "I expect property values will double in the next couple of years." "Yeah." "Well, I suppose you can't quarrel with prosperity." "Uh, I tried to reach Professor Crenshaw this morning." "I understand he's gone back to the university, after receiving a phone call from you." "Well, now, I'm being grilled, aren't I?" "Jessica, go back to your typewriter." "Norman, a man is dead." "Another man is being hunted." "And the fate of this town is teetering on a tightrope." "I mean, you're going to have to talk to somebody." "All right." "Early this morning, I offered Professor Crenshaw $50,000... if he could supply irrefutable proof that the Indian's claim is fraudulent." "That is a great deal of money." "Jessica, if that man is who he says he is, my bank is ruined." "I'm ruined." "Only sorry I didn't wait a couple of hours." "It seems that, uh, George Longbow... has destructed all by himself." "[Men Whooping]" " [Man] Here's an Injun!" " [Horn Honking]" "[Shouting]" "Good Lord!" "[Horn Honking] [Whooping]" "Look here what we got ourselves!" "[Reporter] Hey, where'd you find him?" "Uh, excuse me, Mayor." "Somethin' seems to be up." "[Man #1] Hey, bring him down here!" "[Man #2] Indian, look over here!" "Give us- A little bit higher!" " [Man #3] Come on!" "Bring him on down!" " [Crowd Clamoring]" "We found him out by Bert Calloway's place tryin' to get outta town." "Well, let's get him inside." "Come on, now." "Stand back, folks." "Step aside." "Let us through." "[Male] Come on." "Give us something, will you?" "[Woman] We're all pushing deadlines!" "Lee, get Doc Hazlitt over here." "Right." "Oh, my." "Was this necessary?" "Well, it wasn't us, ma'am." "See, he saw us comin', and he ran, and he just fell down." "[Chuckling] Yeah." "He fell down a lot." "Is that the way it happened, Mr. Longbow?" "[Man] Huh?" "Lee, take him back to the cell and lock him up." "Right." "Let's go." "Hey, Tom!" "Where'd you get that truck, Tom?" "What's the story?" "Give us the story." " We're on deadline!" " [Chattering]" "[Man] Hey, Tom, where you been?" "Went back to get the Indian's pickup." "No sense leaving' road hazards out there." "[Laughs] Oh, and I got the Indian's stuff." "I mean, so you can't say we're thieves." "I suppose the town should be grateful, Tom." "But I can't say much for the condition you delivered him." "Listen, Amos." "He was lucky it was us who found him." "Otherwise, he might be dead by now." "Come on, boys." "Let's go out and get our pictures took." "I mean, after all, we are real live heroes." "[Laughter]" "Now, listen to me, young man." "At the moment, you and I may be the only two people in Cabot Cove... who think that you are innocent of this murder." "But retreating into stony, self-righteous silence... isn't going to help the situation one bit." "Now, you re much too intelligent to commit such a stupid murder." "Now, suppose you tell me the truth, starting with why you really came to Cabot Cove." "All right, I will." "[Clears Throat]" "First off, it was never my intention to bilk the people of this town, especially not for my own personal gain." "The money is to be used to fund a scholarship program for Indian youngsters... who otherwise wouldn't get a chance to go to college." "Admirable." "But why did you choose... such a confrontational way to open up the negotiations?" "Mrs. Fletcher, you know as well as I do, if I would have used a conventional way to approach your town fathers," "I would have been completely ignored." "Mmm, possibly." "[Phone Ringing] But what about last night?" "Where were you, and can you prove it?" "I was staying outside of town at a motel known only to me." "[Door Creaking Open]" "And since I arrived back there at around 11:30, after the office had closed" "No" " No, I can't prove it." "Excuse me, Mrs. Fletcher." "That was the mayor on the phone." "He'd like us to come over to his office right away." "He's got the professor with him." "I believe you, Mr. Longbow." "I'll do what I can." "I'm not going anywhere." "[Cell Door Clatters, Closes]" "I don't know what he said to you back there, Mrs. Fletcher, but if I were you," "I'd be careful of how far I climb out on that limb." "What is it, Amos?" "Well, I sent my deputy out there to, uh, take a look at the Indian's pickup truck." "He found some beach sand in the back- same as we found on Ad Langley's body." "To put it as bluntly as possible, George Longbow is a fraud." "Phony, eh?" "Ha!" "Sorta figured that myself." "It's amazing how quickly you came up with that verdict, Professor, considering the opinion of those other learned scholars." "Oh, the land grant is genuine enough." "No, I'm talking about Longbow himself." "Dr. Hazlitt, do you remember the flu epidemic... that hit this country in 1918, especially in the northeast?" "Don't recall it personally, thanks." "Read about it." "Thousands died in this area, and particularly hard hit was the Indian population." "The survivors were adopted by the few families that remained intact." "Well, under the circumstances," "Longbow cannot possibly claim... direct and provable lineage to Chief Manitoka." "Well, Mr. Edmonds will be pleased to hear that." "Is there a possibility that, in your haste, you may be mistaken, Professor?" "I talked to Mr. Edmonds, and he told me about his very generous offer to you." "Offer?" "What offer?" "Mrs. Fletcher," "$50,000 is a great deal of money for a man of my means, but I can assure you, my credentials are not for sale." "Now hold on, Jessica." "The professor here says that the Indian's a phony." "Let's not argue with him." "Who's side are you on, anyway?" "At the risk of sounding corny, Sam, I'm on the side of right." "And that includes not only this land grant, but also George Longbow's involvement, if any, in Addison Langley's death." "Oh, for pity's sake, Jessica, the man came here to bamboozle the town, and you're takin' sides with him." "What she's tryin' to say, Sam, is that we oughta keep our dampers down... until we know exactly what's goin' on." "Which is exactly what I'm going to do." "Come on, Professor." "You and me are gonna have a talk with Mr. Longbow." "Guess I better go with 'em, huh?" "Uh, Amos, perhaps it might be more productive... if we were to search Mr. Longbow's motel room?" "[Amos] You really think so, Mrs. Fletcher?" "All right." "Key's at my office." "We'll pick it up on the way." "Well, if his aim was to hide out, he sure picked the right place." "Never could figure out how Charley Peabody could make a living out here." "He said he came home before midnight last night." "We should check and see if anyone saw him." "Well, if he's countin' on Charley, he's outta luck." "Charley closes his office at, uh, 9:00, and then he sleeps as sound as a bear in winter." "Mrs. Fletcher, look here." "Good idea you had coming' out here, but not so good for George Longbow." "Look at this." "Sand on the rug and inside the shoes." "You know, it looks to me as if he met Ad on the beach, they had some kind of a row, boy lost his temper and killed him." "It's as clear as that." "What is absolutely clear, Amos, is that George Longbow has been framed for murder." "Oh, there's sand, all right, but it was deliberately placed." "Look at the soles of these shoes." " They're gummed soles, Amos." " Uh-huh." "Now, they pick up absolutely everything, and there isn't a trace of sand on them." " Say, you're right." " You and I are going to pay a call, Amos." "Do you know who's behind all this?" "Well, I'm not sure." "And certain things still don't make any sense, but I know where to start." "Hmm." "Oh, Jessica and SheriffTupper." "Mrs. Langley." "Who is it, Sis?" "Uh, it's Jessica Fletcher, Tom, and the sheriff." "Oh, uh, why don't you come in, please." "Tom's been keeping me company." "Well, it sure was nice of you to pay another call, Jessica." "Haven't been many people dropping by." "Ad wasn't much for making friends, you know." "Mrs. Langley, uh," "I think I better tell you that we're... planning' to drop the charges against George Longbow... in your husband's death." "What?" "Tom, we know that George Longbow was framed." "Yeah, and we're pretty sure you two are in it up to your hip pockets." "Uh, Amos" "Sheriff, you better have a warrant." "If you don't, I want you out of this house." "Now!" "Tom." "You love your sister, don't you, Tom?" "I'm sure you'd do anything to protect her." "Yeah, but I wouldn't kill anybody, if that's what you're sayin'." "But you would plant evidence to point the finger at an innocent man." "You're crazy." "We found his shoes at the motel, covered with sand except for the soles." "Those shoes were planted there, Tom, to incriminate George Longbow." "Yeah, but it wasn't me." "George hadn't told anyone where he was spending the night." "Not anyone." "But you knew." "Come on, Jessica." "When your friends brought George into the sheriff, after you'd captured and beaten him, you arrived separately a short time later." "You had his motel key with you." "You put it on the sheriff's desk, along with George's wallet." "You used that key to get into his motel room and plant the false evidence." "You're outta your mind, and I want you out of this house." "Both of you!" " Tom, no." " Sis, you stay out of this." "I said no." "Now, you did all you could." "Don't get yourself in any more trouble." "Sis, don't." "Don't." "They can't prove anything." "It's all right." "It's all right." "Helen, I think that the sheriff can prove that you were involved." "Dr. Hazlitt found traces of varnish on your husband's hand, and there was wet varnish on the chairs that you were refinishing in the kitchen." "Besides that, no matter how hard you scrub, you can't get rid of the blood that must have spilled on your kitchen floor." "Ad did come home last night, didn't he?" "Why don't you tell us?" "Well, it was just past midnight." "Ad was drunk." "He said he'd been walking up and down the beach, looking for the Indian." "He wanted to hit someone, and I was the only one around, so he grabbed me." "It was worse than ever." "You saw what I looked like." "I couldn't hide it." "I begged him to stop, but hejust kept comin'after me, and so I grabbed the knife on the counter, and I turned around, and I" "I lashed out at him." "He staggered." "He fell to the floor, and he grabbed one of those chairs as he hit the ground." "That's when she called me." "She was out of her mind with fear." "I found her on her knees, staring' down at that drunken piece of trash." "The knife was still stickin' out of his chest." "I mean, what was I gonna do?" "Let her go to jail for... doin'the world a favor?" "Not my sister, no sir." "Then itjust, uh, just came to me- the trouble at the meetin'hall." "I put Ad in my truck, carried him in the side door, and laid him out on the floor." "And then, like I figured, that- that funny-lookin'spear was left over from the meetin', and I picked it up," "and I raised it over him." "And the wound from the lance obscured the real cause of death- the knife wound." "[Sighs] I can't say I'm sorry he's dead." "I know nobody deserves killing, but..." "I just couldn't let him hit me anymore." "Well, Seth, I'm afraid you won't be able to build that wing onto your office." "Norman Edmonds plan to turn Cabot Cove into a vacation paradise has just gone up in smoke." "Uh-huh!" "Then I expect Mr. Atwater... will be taking his Jacuzzis elsewhere." "His home office was a little put off by the killing, and they're exploring property in New Jersey." "Now there is an idea I can get behind." "Well, we've got to get going." "I want to get back to the university before dark." " Good." "I'll run you both down." " And I'll come along." "Great." "[Seth] All right." "[Donna] Thank you so much." "[Laughs] Tell me, what are your plans?" "Well, nothing concrete." "But we're working on it." "Oh, by the way, George, I've spoken to some of my friends, and, you know, your plan for a scholarship fund for worthy young American Indians... has a lot of support in this town." "In fact, we've already formed a committee to get it under way." "Mrs. Fletcher, are you sure you're not part Algonquin?" "[Laughs] Well, with this- this complexion, I very much doubt it." "But if I were, I'd be very proud of it." "[Professor Crenshaw] Donna." "Dad, I thought you'd gone back to the university." "I did." "Changed my mind half way there." "Donna, I'm sorry." "You think we can go inside, sit down, have lunch?" "We can make it a table for three." "Come on, George." "I think we're about to negotiate a peace treaty." "[Laughs]" "Well, woman, how's it feel to still have a home to go back to?" "Wonderful!" "Seth Hazlitt, I've been meaning to ask you a question." "When everyone else was terrified that they were going to lose their homes, why were you as calm as a mountain lake?" "Well, I'm much too old to get caught up in that sort of mass hysteria." "Besides, I rent." "[Chuckles]"

"Looking for something?" "Yes, a grave." "No one's had time to die here yet." "You can see there is no graveyard." "This was a long time ago." "Actually, not such a long time." "Nearly three years." "I buried a friend here." "A friend." "Huge trees stood here." "A cedar and a fir tree." "Remember them?" "Probably chopped down when the settlement was built." "Could it be those?" "Dersu!" "In the islands, the hunter" "Roams all day long" "But no luck for him" "And he curses himself" "What's he going to do" "How is he to serve" "He cannot be cheerful" "So what He'll try to aim better" "So the hunter goes" "To warmer waters" "Where the fish were frolicking" "In the beautiful weather" "There on the shore" "That year... my assignment was to go to the Shkotovo area... in the Ussurii region... to make a topographic survey." "Sometimes mountains and forests look cheerful and attractive." "At other times, they seem sullen and wild." "This isn't just my own feeling." "All the men in the unit share this feeling." "With God's help, we will spend the night here." "And tomorrow, we'll find a more cheerful place." "Very well." "We'll halt here for the night." "Yes, we'll stay here for the night." "That valley reminded me... of Walpurgis Night... a place where witches would gather for their Sabbath." "What's that?" "A falling rock." "Is someone coming down?" "It's a bear!" "Please to not shoot!" "Me are people!" "Hello, Captain." "Look." "A man." "You said it was a bear." "Won't you join us?" "Thanks." "I am very hungry." "Nothing to eat today." "Who are you?" "A Chinese?" "A Korean?" "No." "Me is Goldi." "A hunter?" "Me hunt all the time." "No other job." "Where do you live?" "Not have home." "Build a shack and sleep, and living like in a home." "No luck today?" "Today shoot at stag." "Me not hurt him much." "Stag run away." "Me follow after it." "Me see people tracks." "Me go slow." "Me think:" ""What kind of people so far in the hills?"" "Me look close." "See Captain, soldiers." "So me come here quick." "Why did you miss the stag if you're such a good hunter?" "You never miss?" "We're soldiers." "We're not supposed to miss." "You great hunter, shoot all beasts... we don't have anything to eat." "Hey, you!" "Enough babble!" "Well, well." "Here." "Now you can babble." "My name is Arseniev." "What's yours?" "Dersu Uzala." "How old are you?" "I don't know well." "Me live a long, long time." "Do you have a family?" "They all die long ago." "Before, I had a wife... son and girl." "The smallpox finish all people." "Now me left alone." "Look, Dersu." "We are surveying this area- the ranges, passes and rivers." "Will you be our guide?" "Necessary me think." "Stop it." "Well, think it over." "Now, let's go to sleep." "The next day, without saying a word..." "Dersu took his place at the head of our squad." "There is a road here." " A road!" " Come here!" "There's a road!" "What's there?" "This road two, three days before, one people come." "Then rain come." "These people Chinese." "Where did you get that?" "How you not understand?" "Look well!" "He wear Chinese boots." "Water in his tracks." "You the same as children." "Eyes not see." "You live in the forest, die soon." "Chinese!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Soon we find shack." "How do you know?" "Look!" "Strip bark." "Make roof." "The rain-soaked ashes... the bed of grass... and a discarded piece of Chinese fabric... all confirmed Dersu's words." "Obviously, a Chinese spent the night a couple of days ago." "Did you see that?" "Yegor!" "Captain." "Rice, salt, matches, give some." "What do you need it for?" "Rice, salt, matches." "Wrap in birch bark, put in shack." "You plan to return?" "Why return?" "Other people come." "Find dry wood." "Find food." "Not die." "Olentiev!" "Bring matches, rice and salt." "At your command." "This Goldi filled me with admiration." "He had amazing insight... acquired during his long life in the forest." "Besides, he had a beautiful soul." "He provided for the needs of a person he didn't know... and probably wouldn't ever see." "Dersu, let's wait until the rain stops." "Time to get ready." "Listen good." "Birds are starting to sing." "Rain soon stop." "Sun is coming out." "Dersu, do you know what the sun is?" "Everyone knows the sun." "Could be that you've never seen the sun?" "Look, there it is." "Captain." "Sun is the most important men." "This men die, all die." "And this is another important men." "This is bad men." "Shout." "If one listens to you, everything around are men." "Look." "All is men." "Water alive." "Well, you said it." "Is fire alive too?" "Yes, fire is still men." "Fire angry, forest burn for many days." "Fire get angry, frightful." "Water get angry, frightful." "Wind get angry, frightful." "Fire, water, wind." "Three mighty men." "The first snow fell that day." " Why shoot?" " Just for fun." " Step back, Dersu." " Waste bullets, bad." "What waste?" "We're soldiers." "We're practicing." " Screw it!" " Seryoga drank too much." "Let me try." "Taras!" "What a shot!" "Go!" "What the hell?" "It's harder than bringing down a flying bird." "Good shooter not miss." "Go ahead, old man." "Try it yourself." "Why shoot and smash?" "Why break?" "Where in forest you find bottle?" "Are you trying to worm your way out of it?" "Just admit you won't hit it." "Me not shoot at bottle." "Me shoot at rope." "Bottle fall down, you give me bottle." "Hit the rope?" "Go ahead." "It's yours if you hit the rope, and I will fill it with vodka." "Go, Marchenko!" "Go!" "What a man!" "He certainly put one over on you, Olentiev!" "Get ready to set out, men." "Go, go!" "Once again, once again!" "You won!" " Where is Dersu?" " God knows." "He suddenly decided to take his portion of vodka and went off." " He's sitting by the river." " What's he doing?" "Sitting by the fire and singing." "Probably drunk." "Let me tie it." "May I sit with you for a while, Dersu?" "Captain." "Over there my wife and kids die." "Smallpox." "Everyone afraid of smallpox." "Wife, kids, house, all together burn." "Last night bad dream had." "Yurt will be soon fall down." "Wife, kids in this yurt... all get freezing." "No eat." "So me come here, give them everything." "Yesterday, an old men walked along." "This men didn't sleep the night." " How do you know?" " No sign at camp fire that he sleep." "How do you know he's old?" "Young man always walk on his toes." "Old man always walk on his heels." "I met that old Chinese a few days later." "His name is Li Tsung-ping." "He is 64." "He come from Tientsin." "How did he land here?" "Was a woman." "His brother took her." "He went into the mountains." "For 40 years live alone." "Thank you." "It's cold already." "Maybe we should invite the old man to come over to our fire." "Don't, Captain." "Don't disturb him." "Him now think very much." "He see house, he see garden... all in blossom." "Captain!" "Captain!" "Li Tsung-ping come say good-bye." "Him now go home." "The ultimate goal of this expedition... was to explore the area around Lake Khanka." "We had to cross bigs swamps and roadless tracts." "I sent most of the men and horses to Chernigovka." "Dersu, Olentiev, Krushinovandl... set out for the lake in a flatboat." "Olentiev, stay here and make camp." "Dersu and I will go on." "Unload." "Captain!" "Us go back soon?" "Me little scared." "Lake Khanka is not far." "We won't stay there long." "All right, Captain, you see for yourself." "What is okay is okay." "Silence layover the frozen reaches of the lake." "Some menace to humans was lurking in this silence." "Captain!" "Have to go back quick." "The wind cover our tracks." "Yes, yes, let's go." "Never mind, Dersu." "Now we'll know where we came from." "From there!" "Captain!" "Us weren't here." "Bad!" "Captain!" "Us lose road!" "Road there." "But how do we get there?" "There is water all around." "Captain!" "Sun is low." "Soon night come." "Night come, we die." "If the camp is close by, they'll hear us." "We'll have to spend the night here, Dersu." "It's dangerous to go on." "What shall we do?" "Captain!" "Listen." "Listen good." "Have to work fast." "Us not work good, us die." " What work?" " Cut grass." "Captain!" "Work fast!" "Captain!" "Work fast!" "Captain!" "Must hold grass!" "Take rope!" "Captain!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "As the wind howled, I sank into darkness." "I don't know how long I slept." "Hey, bear!" "Climb out of den!" "Sun is up!" "Only then did I realize what Dersu had done for me." "His witshad saved me." "Thank you, Dersu." "Thank you." "What would I have done without you?" "Go together, work together." "No need thanks." "That's Olentiev!" "From that point on... our expedition became more difficult." "Let's go!" "Go!" "Severe frost." "Exhaustion." "Hunger." "Man is very small before the face of nature." "Forward!" "Forward!" "Don't stop!" "Forward!" "Captain!" "Me find smell of smoke." "Udegheis are frying fish." "Thank you." "Captain." "Where go tomorrow?" "We'll reach Chernigovka, join our men there... and then take the train to Vladivostok." "Come with me." "It's nice and comfortable in town." "No, thank you." "Me cannot." "What me work in town?" "Hunting, no." "Sable chase, no." "At least come to the station with me." "I'll get food and some money for you there." "Me food, money not need." "Me now search sables." "Sables same money." "What's the matter, Dersu?" "Me bad man." "Me want some cartridge." "Olentiev, give him everything that's left." "Thank you, Captain." "Me tomorrow go straight ahead." "Four suns go." "Find Daubikhe... then go Ulakhen... then Fujin." "Me heard... many, many sable there." "Deer too." "Me heard about it." "People around say." "Now me understand." "Good-bye, military men." "Farewell." "Good-bye, Dersu." "Maybe we'll meet again." "Good-bye, Captain." "Well..." "Maybe we'll meet again." "Good-bye." "He's a fine man." "I never met anyone like him." "He's a rare man." "May God give him good health." "In the islands, the hunter" "Roams all day long" "But no luck for him" "And he curses himself" "What's he going to do" "How is he to serve" "He cannot be cheerful" "So what He'll try to aim better" "So the hunter goes" "To warmer waters" "That spring... once again I set out to travel across the Ussurii area." "Go!" "Go!" "Where are you going?" "To the left!" "Careful!" "Look after the horses!" "For three months, we have been walking in the forest." "Spring in the forest quickly gave way to summer." "We've explored a large area." "But if we had Dersu, we'd have accomplished more." "All this time, I was thinking with anticipation... that maybe I would meet him again." "Where are you, Dersu?" "Up the spring, go!" "Faster, guys." "Bring the water." "Andriucha!" "Throw up more branches!" "What is taking so long?" "Faster, faster!" "Don't smile!" "And you said you would bring a boar!" "Vladimir Pavlovich." "I met a hunter two miles from here." "He was asking about our unit- who we are, who's the captain." "Did you tell him?" "How could I, sir?" "I know how to keep a military secret." "Eh, Turtygin, Turtygin." "Did he remain there?" "No, sir." "He started to collect his backpack." "Vladimir Pavlovich!" "Your rifle!" " Hello, Captain!" " Hello, Dersu!" "You are my dear man." "You haven't changed at all, Dersu." "Haven't changed." "Haven't grown older." "You, my eagle with blue-black wings" "Where have you been flying for so long" "How have you been these years?" "Shot lots of sables?" "Plenty." " Get much money." " Oh!" "That's good!" "Only all this money go." "How come?" "Rich trader me invite." "Much vodka." "Me give him money to keep for me." "After that, his men no where." "Why so?" "Me don't understand." "You, my eagle with blue-black wings" "Where have you been flying forso long" "I was flying there over the mountains" "Where it all was silence" "Next morning, the forest was shrouded in thick fog." "We were leading the way." "I was confident because Dersu was now with me." "Dersu, what do you think?" "Will the weather clear up?" "Yes." "Earth and hill all sweating now." "Soon they'll get completely well." "Why are they lagging behind?" "It's high time they catch up with us." "Let us wait." "Me lost pipe." "Me think pipe be near." "Must go back." "How I lose pipe?" "Either got old... or my head got bad." "Look, Captain." "This is track tiger." "Him behind us go." "When us come here, was not track on road." "Him close here." "When us stopped over there, he was right here!" "Me go back, tiger run away." "That is nothing, Captain." "Tiger never make big noise." "Excuse us, Captain, for lingering." "Two horses got stuck in the bog." "Is this your pipe, Dersu?" " What is it with you?" " There's a tiger nearby." "Hey, guys, careful!" "A tiger's nearby!" "Calm down!" "Calm down, I say!" "Come on, come on!" "Again tiger go our track!" "Why go behind?" "What do you need, tiger?" "What do you want?" "Us go road, not bother you, and you go behind!" "Is there not enough space in forest, tiger?" "Let's go!" "Why have you halted?" "Looks like fallen trees there." " Dersu, what's that?" " Ludiovo." "Ludiovo?" "And what's that?" "Animals go to river, drink water." "Want to go round trunks and branches and fall into pit." "They catch animals, sell the skins." "Detail several men to follow me." "Belonozhkin, Zagourskii, Zakharov, Bochkariov, follow me." "Careful." "Look here." "Look in the other pits." "Go." "Sir!" "A doe and two reindeer there." "Already dead." "Pasha, what do you have there?" "I found two pits." "Only carrion in there." "What about you, Andriucha?" "I fell in myself!" "Vasia!" "Vasia!" " What's there?" " I found a whole flaying house!" " Who did it?" " Bad Chinese did this." "Why leave ludiovo, but not fill holes?" "Bad to kill animals for nothing." "Bring axes and hoes here!" "What happened, Dersu?" "Hounhous!" "Chinese bandits!" "They make holes in my shirt, and I make holes in theirs!" " How many are there?" " Eight." "Turtygin, two remain here." "The rest ofyou follow me." "They got away, the vipers." "Hounhous bad Chinese." "Bad." "Steal money, fur." "Steal wife, kill men." "Sir, here." "Hounhous steal three women." "Me not understand what they do with men." "Turtygin!" "Hey, guys, come here quick!" "Much mosquito, horsefly there." "By night your face like this." "Then much pain." "Then die." "Good us found at daytime." "Very, very good." "All alive." "I'll kill those Hounhous!" "Hounhous!" "That Chang Pao, not Hounhous!" "My name's Chang Pao." "We fight Hounhous." "I'm Arseniev." "We're exploring this area." " Hello." " Hello." "They took the women with them, as always." "Hounhous go there." "Move, hurry!" "Dersu, calm down." "They won't get far away." "Will you take care of these men?" "Detachment, fall in." "In those places where they robbed and killed... people told us that the bandits are not more than ten." "We'll handle them ourselves." "Well, good luck then." " Good-bye." " Good-bye." "Danger no." "Hounhous end." "At first sight, this river seemed quiet and peaceful." "I sent some men with horses to look for a place to ford it." "I myself with the others tried to cross the river on a raft." "Stand here." "Let me." "Pull it!" "Give me the weapons." "The pole!" "Where's the pole?" "The pole!" "Throw it!" "Come on!" "Do it!" "Go along the bank, men!" "Along the bank!" "Run along the bank!" "Get ahead of us!" "Ahead!" "Run ahead!" "Jump, Captain, jump!" "Come on, come on!" " If we only had a rope!" " We used all the rope for the raft!" "Cut down tree!" "Cut down!" " This one?" " No!" " This one?" " No!" " This one?" " Uh-huh!" "Get the axes!" "Tie the tree!" "Quick!" "Tie the tree!" "Take off your belts!" "These will do too." " We'll need levers." " Cut them!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Come on, guys, faster, faster!" "How are you there?" "Hold it!" "Let it go little by little!" "Go, go, go!" "Hold it!" "Let go!" "Dersu, give me your hand!" "Grab me!" "You were like a bear!" "Summer end, Captain." "Autumn come." "That's good." "A bit to the left." "A bit to the left." "Good." "Okay, get ready." "Attention." "Hold it." "Good." "Turtygin, come here." "Now you take a picture of us." "Press here, okay?" "My fondest memories of Dersu... are connected with the beginning of that autumn." " What's wrong with that horse?" " Tiger." "Listen, tiger!" "Soldiers fire rifle!" "You go away." "Go away!" "What me do?" "Kill tiger." "The tiger ran away." "He's unharmed." "No, tiger always run until die." "Now me much frightened." "Don't be afraid, Dersu." "A dead tiger can't harm you." "Kanga will!" "He send another tiger!" "Kanga is a forest spirit whom the Goldi worship." "From that day Dersu changed." "He became morose and irritable." "What you do?" "That sign say no ginseng here." "You break." "People search for ginseng, all for nothing." "Bad man are you." "So he just jumped in the river in all his clothes." "He was drunk." "In all his clothes!" "And I had an adventure" "Why throw meat into fire?" "Meat throw into fire, lose." "Tomorrow we go, other people here come... see meat, eat." "Who would come here?" "How's that?" "Who come?" "Badger come, marten come." "Crow come, mouse come." "All kinds of men in forest." "Good evening, Dersu." "I say, salute!" "The Ussurii autumn is brief." "Winter colds come fast." "I started getting ready for winter... and sent some of the men with all our horses to Olga Bay." "Smells!" "Men here!" " What men?" " Boars!" "I don't smell anything." " Dersu, why didn't you shoot?" " I not see." "Why not me see boar?" "My nose see better than eyes." "I did not know then... that this small incident was a fore runner of tragic events." "A stag!" "Where, Captain?" "Where?" "There, under the half-fallen tree." " Did I hit it?" " No." "Didn't you see it?" "Everyone misses sometimes, Dersu." "Why me not hit it?" "Captain!" "Before, I always first see an animal!" "Shoot, always hit target." "Now not hit." "Bad are my eyes." "How I live in forest now?" "Come to Khabarovsk with me." "My home is your home." "New Year's Eve came." "It was a strange night." "The tiger come to kill me." "Thank you, Captain!" "Thank you!" "What happened, Dersu?" "Captain, you say your home my home." "Thank you, Captain!" "Will you come with me to my place?" "My eyes get bad." "Kanga not want me to live in forest." "He send the tiger." "Probably what Dersu called the tiger... was the specter of his fear of the forest... conjured by the imagination... of a man grown old." "Listen here." "Vova recorded Dersu." "Well, well." "The Captain go hills, work." "Go back to city... sit at a table, write, work." "Me no work in the city." "Stare into fire." "Look at hills far away." "And that's it." "It's true." "He doesn't like the city." "Never mind." "He'll get used to it." "Vova, did Dersu hear it?" "Yes." " What did he say?" " He said, "Right, not word miss."" "Does he often talk to you about the forest?" "Yes." "Dersu is not afraid of anything." "Neither of wolves, nor of boars, or of bears." "Snow storms and floods are nothing for him." "You know, Dersu is Vova's hero." "He is crazy about him." "And I owed him my life on several occasions." "He never mentioned it." "Well, he thinks it is quite a regular thing to do." "Most people like to boast about such things and exaggerate." "This men always with me roam the forest... many, many years." "This is a bear tooth... and claws." "And these are claws of lynx." "For you." "Take." "You give it to me?" "Yes, Little Captain." "Really?" "I am so happy." "It will be my talisman." "Don't you have tiger claws?" "Didn't you hunt a tiger?" "I shoot at tiger but" "It bad to kill tiger." "Why?" "Very... very bad." "Take this." "Thank you." "Why give money for water?" "Much water is in river." " Why you take money for water?" " What?" "You don't understand anything." "You are bad man!" " Where are you going?" " Shoot." "Don't even think of it!" "It's not allowed to shoot guns in a city." "In barrel much dirt." "Me shoot a bullet, clean barrel." "Then wipe with cloth, shoot well." "There are many people here." "It's dangerous." "Me fire not people." "Me fire at air." "All the same, you cannot." "The city isn't the same as the hills." "Do you understand?" "Do you?" "Well, how are you, Dersu?" "Sit I here, just like duck." "How can men sit in box?" "You are right." "It isn't a very nice room." "We'll have to change the wallpaper... make everything more cozy." "Meanwhile, what if you live in my study." "Don't bother, Captain." "I pitch tent outdoors." "Sleep." "I don't disturb anyone." "See, Dersu... it's not allowed in a city." "Why not?" "Bad!" "How should I explain?" "That's a rule." "A rule." "Shoot a gun I can't." "Sleep outdoors I can't." "I not get enough air at all." "Pa, what happened?" "Dersu's been arrested!" "The police just called." "What is it again?" "You know, he saw me buying firewood yesterday and grew very angry... and went to the city park to chop down a tree." "Please... let me go back to hills." "Live in city I cannot." "Where will you go?" "To the hills." "Captain." "Missus." "Little Captain." "All fine people." "Me go- bad!" "But I cannot live in a city." "Here, take this rifle as a gift." "New model." "It's easy to aim." "Même avec une vue faible tu toucheras au but." "Thank you." "Captain" "To Mr Arseniev" "Your visiting card found on dead goldi." "Request your presence to identify the body." "Police Headquerters." "Mr Arseniev?" "Did you know him?" "We were friends!" "And his name was?" " Dersu Uzala..." " His occupation?" " A hunter." " A hunter." "How strange." "He didn't have a rifle." "There must have been." "A rifle of the latest model." "No, nothing was found... except your visiting card..." "It's clear now:" "the criminal wanted the rifle so he killed the man." " Ready Sir." " The ground is frozen." "It was hard digging the grave." "Bury him!" "So now I'll ask you to sign." "Beg your pardon." "I'm a busy man" "Thank you." "So..." "May I leave?"

"Hey, did Fulcrum say how long it'd be before the Empire invades Mykapo?" "No, but Commander Sato has connections here, and he said rebel sympathizers were eager to evacuate." "I think we may be too late." "Imperial transport plus four ties." "They haven't spotted us yet." "They're distracted." "Got their sights locked on that freighter." "They've got cargo of some kind." "Maybe they're smugglers." "I wonder why they're not jumping to light speed." "They're gonna need our help." "Phoenix transport, proceed with the mission to the planet's surface." "Yes, Captain." "Phoenix 2 and 3, move in on my command." "Protect that freighter." "Copy that, Phoenix Leader." "They're attacking the Empire head-on!" "Better talk some sense into them, Hera." "Attention, YT-2400 freighter." "We're here to assist." "Thanks, but we don't need your help." "Sounds like a kid." "You're clear." "Now make your jump!" "Get outta here!" "Negative." "Whoever you are, the Iron Squadron doesn't run." "They just bombed the Imperial transport with cargo?" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" "*STAR WARS REBELS* Season 03 Episode 07 "Iron Squadron" Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala" "Wow, the Empire's retreating." "Nice work, Iron Squadron." "We've been battling the Empire for a while now." "Why don't you come over?" "We could probably show you a few tricks." "Sounds like an invitation." "I have to report in first." "Kanan, why don't you take a team to the planet?" "Assist the evacuation." "All right." "Good luck with Iron Squadron." "Sounds like a ship full of Ezras." "Let's get out of here." "The Iron Squadron." "That was my brother's detachment." "He was killed on Mykapo, and I feared his son, Mart Mattin, was dead too." "Blasted boy." "Never responded to my transmissions." "He has always been somewhat rebellious." "Yeah, that sounds like him." "Please, make sure my nephew escapes safely with the others." "Bring him to Atollon, if you can." "We'll get him, Commander Sato." "Welcome aboard." "We'll take you to our captain." "Ship needs a little work." "Try not to touch anything." "It's organized the way we like it." " If you like a junk pile." " Be nice." "Whoa." "Your hyperdrive doesn't work?" "We don't need a fancy hyperdrive." "Mart's the best pilot in the galaxy." "Chopper can fix it." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!" "Back off." "Yeah, well, R3 fixes things around here." "Chop, just let it go." "Hey, Captain." "Company's here." "Uh-huh." "So, you guys are the entire Iron Squadron?" "The three of you?" "Nice." "You can count." "Hey, I'm Ezra." "That's Hera, Sabine and, uh, Chopper." "I'm Gooti." "Jonner, R3 and that's Mart." "Mart?" "Uh, I think we know your uncle." "So, you know Commander Sato." "He order you to come get me?" "We're part of his Phoenix Squadron, a rebel group fighting the Empire." "We came here to help anti-Imperial dissidents like yourselves evacuate." "What does "evacuate" mean?" "It means run away like a coward." "Unless you didn't notice, we fight and make the Empire evacuate." "They'll be back." "Can we eat?" "I'm starving." "Oh, let me in there!" "Mmm." "Oh, hey, you want some?" "Thank you, but we don't have time." "Let me debrief you on our plan to..." "How "debrief" is this gonna be?" "Look, it doesn't matter." "We are not going anywhere." "You can't stay here and fight the Empire alone." "What do you think we've been doing?" "If we hadn't jumped in and helped you back there..." "Helped us?" "We had everything under control." "Didn't you see how we chased off that Star Destroyer?" "Yeah, that was not a Star Destroyer." "It was only a transport." "You're all very brave." "But once the Empire arrives in full force, that won't matter." "This is our world, and we aren't just gonna leave so some Imperial goons can take it." "We're not gonna run." "Not now, not ever." "The blockade over Synistahg is proceeding as planned." "Martial law has been declared on Mykapo, but a small pocket of resistance continues to be troublesome." "Mykapo has no armed militia or starfighter corps." "What resistance is there to be so troublesome?" "One ship calling themselves the Iron Squadron recently attacked an advance patrol with the aid of this rebel vessel." "Oh, the Ghost." "They're likely evacuating the treasonous inhabitants before we can arrest them." "As for this Iron Squadron, very curious." "Admiral Konstantine, go to Mykapo and lock down the system." "I will deploy a squadron of ships." "No, Admiral." "I want you to handle it yourself." "A single light cruiser should be more than sufficient for a man of your talents." "You would send me in one ship?" "Unless you're not up to it." "I will leave immediately." "Well, we have cleared the planet of everyone who wanted to get out before the Empire returns." "Prepare to rendezvous with the fleet." "We'll meet you there." "What about Iron Squadron?" "They're not coming." "I'll tell Sato." "Hera, wait." "Let me try again." "You don't have time." "Their ship has no hyperdrive, and the Empire will be back sooner than later." "Right, but Sabine had an idea." "Hmm?" "Oh, yeah." "Chop and I can try to fix their hyperdrive." "At least that'll give them a chance to escape." "Ah, all right." "But I want you all out of here, soon as possible, whether you convince them to leave or not." "I got it." "Uh, we got it, right?" "This is a waste of time." "If we can't get your hyperdrive working, you'll have to come with us on our ship." "If Mart isn't going, we're not going." "This might be just a planet to you, but it's our home." "Look, I didn't want to leave my home either." "I was so afraid and I..." "I didn't know it." "Ha!" "We're not afraid of the Empire." "I know you're not." "You're afraid of losing everything, like I did." "So you understand why we do what we do." "I understand that the Empire wants us to fight because that makes it easy for them to destroy us." "So you're saying we should do nothing?" "No." "I'm saying how we choose to fight is just as important as what we fight for." "What happened?" "What do you mean, the power is being rerouted?" "To where?" "The guns and the shields?" "Mart." "Fixing the hyperdrive is useless if the power isn't switched back." "Iron Squadron, get to your battle stations now!" "There's one small freighter." "Thrawn overestimated these rebels." "Finally, a Star Destroyer!" "No, that's a light cruiser." "Star Destroyers are six times that big." "Yeah, well, prepare for battle anyway." "Mart, you can't be serious!" "Look, we need to get to the Phantom." "It's time to go." "You need to come with us now!" "Mart, maybe he's right." "That's a lot of Imperial ships, and they say there are even more on the way." "What's wrong with you two?" "They're not ready to die." "Come on, buddy!" "We have no choice." "Fine, fine." "Let's go." "Hurry it up!" "Mart, hurry!" "No!" "He disengaged the airlock." "Look!" "What's he thinking?" "Mart, we're coming in." "You need to get out of there." "No!" "Jump!" "Get Gooti and Jonner to safety while you still can." "Incoming targets." "Intercept with the forward batteries." "I got 'em." "I got 'em!" "I didn't get them." "His engines are hit." "Power's fried from that coupling." " What are you doing?" " We have to go." "No, we have to save him." "Hera gave you a direct order and you said you would follow it." "Mart, do you read?" "Ezra, go." "Get my friends out of here." "We'll come back for you." "Come on." "Come on!" "Whatever they're up to, it can't be good." "I really did it this time." "Admiral, the mine is armed, and the rebel ship is attempting to beam out a transmission." "Excellent." "Monitor it." "If the rebels are as predictable as I believe, they will not ignore a distress call." "The Empire has my ship surrounded but hasn't fired on me yet." "I don't know what they're up to." "I hate to admit it, but I need your..." "Help." "He was going to say help." "The Empire allowed that part of the transmission to get through, then they cut it off." "I will go." "Commander, you're too far away." "You'd never make it in time." "I am all the family he has left." "Let me take the Ghost, go in quietly and get him out of there." "You have my gratitude, Captain." "Wait, you're really going back?" "I'm..." "We are all for helping Mart, but it's obviously a trap." "If it's obviously a trap, it's not a very good one." "We were outnumbered before, but we're going back as a team and that'll give us and Mart a fighting chance." "All right if we tag along?" "We saved you both a seat." "Look alive, Mart." "We're back." "I don't believe it." "The rebel ship known as the Ghost has reentered the system." "I want to destroy both ships at once." "Do not trigger the mine until I order it." "Kanan, keep those ties off us." "Gooti, you ready on that hoist?" "Yes, ma'am." "Mart, we're coming in." "Goot, the Empire attached something onto my ship." "Hmm, probably a magno-mine." "Remote detonated." "That changes things." "You, big guy, get the droids ready to go outside." "Yes, ma'am!" "Come on, droids." "Move it!" "Get ready, you two!" "Opening cargo bay doors." "Copy that Moving into position." "Go!" "Sir, they broke off the rescue." "Perhaps they detected the mine." "Chop, disable the detonator." "The red light on top." "R3, turn off the magnetic clamp, but carefully." "Admiral, I've lost the mine's signal." "Well, get it back!" "Hey, care to let me in on the plan?" "The droids are attaching the mine to one of your cargo crates." "Ah." "Ah, I get it." "I've reacquired the mine's signal." "Very good." "The bomb is in place, but my ship's not going anywhere." "Can your droid get me flying again?" "Sorry." "No time for repairs." "Get the droids inside and get ready for a pickup." "Good job, guys." "They're moving in again." "Prepare to detonate." " We have them." "Detonate the mine!" " I'm..." "I'm trying!" "Gooti, lock onto the ship." "Aah!" "Hurry!" "Our shields can't take much more of this!" "Captain Syndulla, reinforcements have arrived." "Sato." "Maintain fire." "We must cover those ships." "Mart, you are not alone." "We will get you out of this." "Uncle Jun." "It's a rebel command ship." "Call for reinforcements!" "Got him!" "Mart, get your bomb ready." "We're making a run for that cruiser." "Standing by, Captain." "Will you detonate the mine?" "It's not responding, sir!" "Now that is a Star Destroyer." "Okay, then." "Let's get out of here." "Commander Jun Sato." "I wondered what it would take to motivate your return to Mykapo." "And now you know, Admiral." "Until we meet again." "Yes, until we meet again." "Admiral Konstantine, you called for assistance?" "Quite the contrary." "Admiral, I was contacting you to report the rebels have been driven from this system." "I assume you mean the rebels and their sympathizers escaped?" "It is good to see you alive, Mart." "Uncle Jun, thank you for coming." "Of course." "But we are both indebted to Captain Syndulla and her crew." "Yeah!" "I can't believe it!" "You guys came back!" "What do you expect?" "We're the Iron Squadron!" "Yeah!" "Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala"

" Hey, Sam." "How's..." " Wait!" "Oh." "Sorry." "What the hell was that?" "Force shield." "Didn't you see my sign?" "No!" "Yes!" "You mean this sign?" " That was supposed to be on the..." " Yeah." "I got that." "Is there any particular reason why you turned this place into Fort Knox?" "I'm attempting to rewrite the safety protocols on Merlin's device so we can take even larger areas out of phase." "I set up a two-way force shield to restrict the range of the device and to ensure that nobody entered the field accidentally." "Yeah." "Very effective." "Any news on Daniel?" "No." "The latest sighting by the Jaffa turned out to be a false alarm, but Teal'c just got back, so we're going to grab some lunch and go over the report." "Okay, just let me run one more test." " No." " It'll only take a minute, I promise." "You can watch from up there." "I am going to be timing you." "Sam, I know you can hear me." "Time's up." "Sam?" "Major..." "Are you okay?" "We..." "We heard an explosion." "Yeah, I'm fine..." "Did you just call me "Major"?" "Sam." "Thank God you're okay." "Where's Dr. Bennet?" "Major Lorne, what are you doing here?" "What do you mean?" "You're supposed to be on Atlantis." "Sam, what are you talking about?" "You're on assignment in the Pegasus Galaxy." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Because I work here, remember?" "As leader of SG-1." " General, we have a problem." " What is it, Major?" "I'm not exactly sure how to explain it, sir, but there's been an accident." "It's Sam." "She claims she's not the Major Carter we know." " What's that supposed to mean?" " She says she's from a parallel universe." " And given the nature of the experiment..." " Let's not jump to conclusions just yet." "You said there was an explosion." "Was she injured?" "Not a scratch, sir, but she does seem different." " Different how?" " Well, for one thing, she claims she's a lieutenant colonel, and she does have this device with her I've never seen before." "We have no idea where that came from." "All right, assuming for the moment she's telling the truth, where's our Major Carter?" "We don't know." " Find out." " Yes, sir." "So..." "Why are you here?" "I didn't do it on purpose, believe me." "What about that machine you brought with you?" "It demolecularizes matter and transports it to another dimension." " Well, there you go." " No, no, this is different." "Look, according to M-theory, there are a fixed number of alternate dimensions existing in parallel with our known universe." "The multiverse theory, on the other hand, posits the existence of an infinite number of alternate universes, each evolving concurrently with our own." "Well, is there a universe out there somewhere where you're giving me a straight answer?" "Look, there must be some reason why I was brought here, of all places." "I need to know what was happening in that lab." "I'm not authorized to give you that information." "Okay, maybe I could talk to Daniel." "Is he here?" "Dr. Jackson was captured by the forces of the Ori several weeks ago." "Okay." "What about Colonel Mitchell?" "Cameron Mitchell?" "What, the 302 pilot that went down over Antarctica?" "That's right." "Is he here?" "I have no idea where he is." "The last I heard, he quit the military." "Teal'c?" "Vala?" "Teal'c went back to the Jaffa several years ago, and if you're talking about Vala Mal Doran," "I hate to break it to you, but she is currently occupying a cell at Area 51." "Care to take a stab at anyone else?" "At least let me see the surveillance footage from the lab." "There may be a clue." "Look, I know you want your Carter back as much as I want to go home, but we stand a much better chance of figuring this out if we work together." "Show her the footage." "We're getting a power spike." "Capacitors are overloading." "Shut it down." " Override's not responding!" " Bennet, get out of here!" "That's all we got." "Sensors indicate there was a massive explosion in the room, but when we opened the door, instead of finding charred remains, we found you." "What were the capacitors for?" "Major Carter was developing a process by which we could extract energy from parallel universes." "And you knew about this?" "Knowing and understanding are two totally different things." "Ordinarily, this type of energy retrieval is extremely dangerous, leading to the creation of exotic particles in one or both universes." " I know." "We've tried it." " Oh." "Well, our Major Carter found a way around that." "She designed the machine so the bridge would only open for a microsecond." "The idea was to steal small amounts of energy from thousands of different universes, thereby minimizing the fallout in any single one." "Anyway, it doesn't entirely explain how you got here." "That's true." "The device was never designed to bring ordinary matter through the bridge." "Well, I was conducting an experiment of my own." "At the precise moment that your Carter tapped into my reality, the entire contents of my lab were out of phase, and they were being protected by a force shield." "Oh, my God." "What..." "I mean, there's no telling what effect that would have on the inter-universal bridge." "Well, presumably, it pulled me through and caused the capacitors on this side to overload." "If it brought you here, is it possible that it sent our Carter to your universe?" "I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way." " General." " I need to see the President." " He's on a call." "Can it wait?" " No." " General Hammond." " Colonel." " You're in command here?" " That's right." "I'm sorry, sir, it's just a little strange." "The General Hammond I know is retired from active service." "Well, then, he's a lucky man." "Please." "I know this must be difficult for you, Colonel." "It's difficult for us as well." "In fact, the timing couldn't be worse." " What do you mean?" " Three weeks ago, the Ori attempted an attack on Earth." "You survived an Ori attack?" "One ship." "We fought them off with the Ancient Chair." "The ZPM was nearly depleted in the process." "That's why our Major Carter was running that experiment." "She was trying to bolster our power reserves with captured energy from other universes." "And, of course, you only have the one ZPM, because you've never received new ones from Atlantis." "Atlantis." "You mentioned that before." "What is that?" "It's the city of the Ancients, in the Pegasus Galaxy." "In my reality, we have an international contingent there." "I don't know about your reality, Colonel, but in this world, there isn't much in the way of international cooperation." "Three years ago, the Goa'uld System Lord Anubis launched an attack on Earth." "We had no choice but to reveal the existence of the Stargate program to the world." "People panicked." "There was rioting in the streets." "The President had to declare martial law." "The diplomatic fallout was even worse." "You can imagine how the world's governments reacted when they realized the kind of technology being employed by the United States military." "We barely got the Chair out of Antarctica before the Russians moved in." "Now it's at Area 51, but it isn't going to do us much good unless we can find a way to power it." "And that's where you come in." "You want me to complete your Carter's research?" "Major Lorne tells me you've been conducting similar research in your own universe." "Well, yes, sir, but with all due respect, we're facing a very real threat in my universe." "I need to start thinking about how to get back there." "Let's say we agree to help you get back and gave you full access to the resources of this base." "How long would it take?" "I don't know." "I don't even have a working theory yet." "Well, are we talking weeks or maybe even months?" "Yeah, it's possible." "That's why I need to get started right away." "I'm sorry, Colonel, but the fact is we don't have that kind of time." "Our intelligence indicates that, having consolidated their position in this part of the galaxy, the Ori are assembling a fleet for a full-scale attack on Earth." "We expect them within five days." " What's this about, Doctor?" " I'm not entirely sure." "She says she wants to show us something." "I thought you agreed to help us, Colonel." "Yes, sir, but after talking to Dr. Lee, I realized it was a mistake for me to pursue your Carter's research." "May I ask why?" "Well, it would take too long to get me up to speed, and to be perfectly honest, sir, I'm not totally convinced that I could make it work." " Do you have another suggestion?" " Yes, I do." "This." "What the hell?" "Doctor?" "Colonel, what just happened?" "I was taken out of phase, sir." "Invisible and untouchable, and based on experiments in my own reality," "100 percent Ori-proof." "No offense, Sam, but how does hiding one lab full of equipment help us?" "Well, the field size can be manipulated." "That's what I was working on when I was brought here." "Our plan was to hide the entire planet." "Hey." "How's it coming?" "Oh, okay, I guess." "I was just about to run my first simulation." "You know, it's kind of weird, seeing you in here." " It's a little weird being in here." " Yeah." "It's the same, but it's different, you know?" " Can I ask you something?" " Yeah, sure." "I found these pictures, and in them, she's wearing a wedding ring." "Yeah, that must have been before the divorce." "So..." "Oh, no, no, no." "God, no." "No, it was this dot-com millionaire smart-ass named McKay." " Not Rodney McKay?" " Yeah." "You have one, too, huh?" "Is he a jerk in your universe?" "Some people think so." "Sam always said there was a side to him that no one else saw." " General." " Colonel." "I was just coming to see you." "I know." "I already spoke to Dr. Lee this morning." "Then you know our power calculations are coming up short." "The battle with the Ori ship simply taxed the ZPM too much." "I'm sorry, sir." "I think I may have traded one power requirement problem for another." "Not necessarily." "Sir, who are these people?" "Secret Service." "Since when have you had Secret Service outside your office?" "It hasn't been my office for three years." "Colonel, nice to finally get to meet you." "Colonel Carter, President Landry." " President?" "Of the United States?" " That's right." "Is there a problem?" "No, sir, it's just..." "Never mind." "I understand you're dealing with a little power shortage." "How much do you need?" "Well, about 700 gigawatts." "That's roughly 80 percent of the power generating capacity of the continental United States." "So it's doable, then." "I'm sorry, I don't understand." "We've known about the condition of ZPM for some time, Colonel." "In addition to our Major Carter's research, as a backup, we've been building an infrastructure to channel energy to the Ancient Chair directly from the U.S. Power grid." "Not enough to give us the upper hand in a shooting battle against the whole fleet, but if your plan works, there won't be any battles at all." "Charlie, I need a speech, explaining to the American people why it's a good thing they'll be without power for an undisclosed period of time." "Yes, sir." "Pack your things." "You're going to Area 51." " We're ready, sir." " All right." "Let's do it." "My fellow Americans and citizens of all nations, tonight our world faces a grave threat." "The same hostile forces that recently attacked us without warning or provocation are again massing for another assault." "Let me assure you that we intend to meet this aggression as we did previously with unwavering resolve and fully confident that we will once again emerge victorious." "In order to achieve this victory, we will need to divert a significant portion of our electrical generating capacity..." "Okay, try it now." "...to a government facility in the Nevada desert." " We're still getting too much variance." " Damn it." "Give me a sec." "Remain calm, stay in your homes, listen for instructions on your local civil defense broadcasts, and we will see this through." "These are difficult times." "What have we got?" "Daedalus just reported that five Ori ships have breached the safe zone." "But I believe that out of adversity, greatness is born, and with your help, we will emerge from this stronger and more unified than ever before." "Thank you, and God bless us all." "And we're out." "Well done, sir." "That's it." "All systems are in the green." "All right." "Let's plug it in." "Tech Con reports contact, sir, multiple targets." "Get me Colonel Carter." "Colonel, you're out of time." "We're almost there, sir." "Capacitors are loading." "Seventy-five percent and climbing." "The enemy ships are splitting up." "Two of them are taking up position over Area 51." "It's now or never, Colonel." "This is an all-or-nothing proposition, sir." "If we initiate without sufficient power, the field will just collapse." "We're at 85 percent." "Ninety." "Ninety-two." "It's slowing down." "We're not going to make it." "Your position is about to be compromised." "Colonel?" "Ninety-three percent." "That's got to be close enough." "I guess we're about to find out." "Major, what's our status?" "No movement, sir." "The ships are just hovering there." "They're opening fire, sir." "It looks like they think we're just cloaked." "Whoa!" "What the hell was that?" "Ori weapons fire, passing right through us." "Oh!" "Oh, man!" "Jeez!" "Okay." "We owe you a debt of gratitude, Colonel." "I'm glad I could help, sir." "I suppose now you'll want to start working on a way to get back to your own universe." "I already have, actually, although I'm not having much luck." "I'm sure you'll figure it out." "In the meantime, there's a few people I'd like you to meet." "Major Carter!" "Major Carter!" "Smile." "You're a hero." "I can't tell you how fortunate I am to have men and women like Major Carter on my team, and I'm confident that with their help and your continued support, we will prevail through the difficult times that lie ahead." "That was the scene yesterday at Stargate Command, as President Landry introduced the world to the Air Force major responsible for the brilliant plan that saved the pla..." "Bill, tell me you have good news." "The preliminary simulations were a bust." "There's just no way we can replicate the conditions that originally brought you here, not unless we can control the environment on both sides of the bridge." "All right." "I'll be back tomorrow." "We can go over it then." "Bye." "Major, it's an honor." "On behalf of the people of the great state of Idaho, thank you." "Well, you're very kind, sir." " Keep up the good work, dear." " Thank you." "Enjoying the party?" "Oh, I'm not sure that's exactly the right word, sir." "Have some champagne." "Relax." "I guess I'm just not used to all the attention." "They do things differently where you come from?" "Well, no, it's not just that." "I feel like an impostor, sir." "I mean, these people think that I'm Major Samantha Carter." "That won't be a problem anymore." "We're promoting you." "That's not the point, sir." "People here have been through a lot lately." "They need something to believe in." "Your timing is impeccable." "No security without freedom!" "No security without freedom!" "Sir, let's get you out of here." "The people will not be silenced by acts of tyranny!" "Our voices will be heard!" "No security without freedom!" "No security..." "Let's get him out of here." "Prometheus." "Welcome to Air Force One, Mr. President." "Is there anything you need?" "No, not for the moment, Colonel." "Thank you." "Sorry about that." " You want a drink?" " No, thank you." "Sir, what the hell just happened?" "My security detail can get a little over-protective." "We probably just could've gone out the back way." "I meant the protestor, sir." "Well, not everyone is happy about some of the compromises we've had to make." "Compromises like martial law?" "Believe me, Colonel, I have no desire to go down in history as the man who destroyed civil liberties in America, but I think you'll agree that compared to other presidents," "I have faced some pretty unique challenges." "The President's people are looking for you." "I was just on my way out." "They've been getting a lot of requests from the media for you to do some sit-down interviews." "Apparently, you've become quite the celebrity." "Have you seen this?" "It was an Irish village." "It was just bombed by American F-302s." "At the request of the Irish Prime Minister." "That village, as you call it, was in fact a training camp for terrorists bent on overthrowing several European governments." "You know, I've also been going over several mission reports." "You abandoned the alpha site." "You cut ties with the Jaffa." "You pulled back on almost everything." "We didn't have a lot of choice." "We devoted our full resources to planetary defense." "Well, that's understandable, but now that the Ori attack has failed, does that mean you'll be getting back out there?" " That decision hasn't been made yet." " Of course not." "I mean, why be hasty?" "Especially when those 302s are so handy for putting down your political enemies." "Now, I understand you're coming to see certain things about this world that you don't like." "To tell the truth, we don't much like it either, but you weren't here for the riots." "You didn't see American citizens shooting each other over food, water and gasoline." "Hank Landry brought us back from the brink of chaos." "That was three years ago." "The threat is still out there." "That's the problem." "It always will be." "Well, well, well." "If it isn't the toast of Washington." "Hi, Rodney." "Thank you for seeing me." "Well, why wouldn't I?" "I mean, we're still friends, aren't we?" "I saw you on TV." "Well, recorded you, actually." "Not that I watched it more than once." "I mean, I recorded it in order to watch you once." "How can I help you?" "Well, this is going to come as a bit of a shock, but..." "I'm not who you think I am." "Oh, my God, you're a lesbian." " Is that what you're trying to tell me?" " What?" "No." "McKay!" "Well, no." "I just..." "I think..." "I thought..." "Oh!" "What I'm trying to tell you is that" "I am from an alternate universe." "Your Samantha Carter was working on an experiment when she inadvertently pulled me in." "Is this some kind of a joke?" "It's very funny." "Who put you up to this?" "This is not a joke, McKay." "In my reality, you're a key member of a team of international scientists and explorers based in the Pegasus Galaxy." "You go on dangerous adventures, you deal with high-level alien technology." "Sounds like I'm a chump." "Nice try, Sam, but even if travel between universes was possible, the likelihood of you surviving is..." "I was in a force shield when I was pulled through." "Your Samantha Carter was killed in the same accident that brought me here." "I'm sorry to be so blunt about it, but I don't have a lot of time, and I need your help." " This one's ours?" " Yes, sir." "This one is ours." "It was among the artifacts we found in the cave at Glastonbury just like she said it was, and, remarkably, it has been in storage ever since because we did not know what it was." "But now that you do know, you can make it work, right?" "Well, we have to understand, this is an incredibly complicated piece of machinery." "Our preliminary investigations have revealed that it is powered by a crystal which sits at the back, here." "The keys are labeled in Ancient, which we're in the process of translating." "Now, these keys, they appear to operate in the normal way that keys do," " up and down..." " Doctor!" "Have you learned anything substantial about the operation of this machine?" "The operation?" "Not really." "No, sir." "In fact, the only person who truly understands this technology is Colonel Carter." "All right." "Thank you." "No." "Thank you, sir." "What are we going to do?" "We're not going to do anything." "Mr. President, we told her if she helped us, we'd let her go." "I'm sorry, George, but for the moment, we can't afford to lose her." "She's not going anywhere." "Okay, you need to slow down." "You're telling me my ex-wife is dead, even though you look exactly like her, except for the hair, which is nice, by the way." "On top of that, you're from another universe, and you need me to help you get back?" "In my reality, you successfully designed and built a bridge between parallel universes with a little help from your sister." "Really?" "What, so she and I get along in your universe?" "Not exactly." "Anyway, I've been trying my best to recreate your calculations, but I keep coming up short." "That's why I'm here." "I have not done a lot of theoretical physics lately, okay?" "I mean, these days I tend to do a little more of the buying and selling of companies." "The Rodney McKay I know wouldn't back down from a challenge." "He is one of the most forthright, courageous and selfless men" "I have ever met." " Oh, you're making that up, aren't you?" " Most of it, yeah." "Okay, I'll help you." "Good news, Bill." "We've got somebody to help with the calculations." "Where's my equipment?" "Still at Area 51." "It was supposed to be returned once the Ori fleet was gone." "I need it for the defense of my own world." "I'm sorry, the timing's not good for you to go back just yet." "We'll revisit your situation after the plebiscite." "What plebiscite?" "Last year, Congress was forced to cancel the mid-term elections because of widespread unrest." "It was supposed to be temporary, but when things didn't improve, we voted to suspend elections indefinitely." "Now it comes down to a simple yes-or-no vote to put the President in office." "You're a member of my team, the woman who saved the world." "Do you have any idea what kind of political capital that's worth?" "I won't help you subvert democracy." "This world is dangling by a thread, Colonel, and, unlike you, the rest of us will never have the luxury of leaving for someplace better when things get tough." "This is our home, and we'll make the best of it." "I don't want to hear it, George." "You could cut her a little slack, sir." "She's completely out of her element." "Trapped here, away from everyone and everything she knows or cares about." "She also happens to be a symbol of hope to the entire planet." "Because we made her into one." "Because that's what we needed." "See, I know what you're thinking." ""Damn politicians. "" "I still can't stand them, and I'm one of them." "The main one." "You were the right man for the job." "You still are." "I know it wasn't easy for you taking us down this road." "What's going to be even harder is getting us back." "Going somewhere?" "Maybe to see your friend, Dr. McKay?" "You had me followed." "He is a wealthy high-tech industrialist, and I'm sure if anyone outside of this base had the resources to help you get back to your own universe, he'd be the one." "But he also derives a significant portion of his income from defense contracts and some would argue he's a likely target for an anti-trust investigation." "You'd blackmail him to keep him from helping me?" "Just play your part and everything will be fine." "How do you take it?" "Just black." "Thank you." "Yeah, I like a little sweetener in mine." "I was an F-302 pilot." "Got shot down over Antarctica." "Yeah, I know." "I'm sorry." "Well, a little late in the day for that, isn't it?" "I mean, I already gave my legs for the freedoms we now enjoy." "It's a hell of a deal, isn't it?" "Of course, I recognize you." "Your picture's been in the papers a lot lately." "Hey." "You want to see something funny?" "That's me." "That's me when I was you." "Hero of the moment, poster child for the administration." " You were walking." " Yeah, well..." "I had a little setback in my therapy." "After Antarctica, they flew me to Washington, pinned a medal on my chest." "Next thing I knew, I was being trotted out to state dinners, political rallies." "I think..." "Yeah, I think I even opened a few malls." "Mr. President said, "It would be good for morale, son." ""Help soften the blow for keeping the Stargate secret for so long. "" "What a load of B.S." "So, what happened?" "I called him on it, and they dropped me like a rock." "No more fancy dinners, no more expensive doctors." "Anyway, walking is overrated." "I've got everything I need right here." "And I do not have to deal with the curfews or military checkpoints or being detained without charge." "Life is sweet." "Look, I'm sorry." "I probably shouldn't have come." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "You wanted to see for yourself, right?" "The price for sticking up for your principles." "Take a good look." " Yeah." "It's me." "Colonel, where are you?" "Please, you know exactly where I am." "Look, I'll do it." "The interviews, the TVappearances, I'll play ball." "Wise decision." "My guest tonight, Major Samantha Carter, a 10-year veteran of the Stargate program, and the woman who almost single-handedly saved the world from the recent alien attack." "From the recent alien attack." " Major, welcome." " Thank you." "Of course, I will be taking calls later in the segment, but first, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?" "Well, as you said, I've been with the Stargate program for the last 10 years." "Most recently, I was appointed as a special advisor to the President." "Great." "In what capacity?" "My primary role is to consult with the President on matters of planetary defense." "But I also intend to push for improved foreign relations and the restoration of civil liberties that were lost since the President took office." " Really?" " What the hell is she doing?" "Does the president welcome this kind of input from his military advisors?" "Well, he wouldn't be much of a president if he wasn't at least willing to listen to other opinions." "I mean, while I understand how we got to where we are today..." "Shut it down." "...I think it's time to reassess the situation." "I don't care if you're live." "Shut it down, now." "The people of this country need to understand that they are in control of their government, not the other way around." "It's your responsibility as citizens of this country to demand the freedoms that have been taken away from you." "Demand accountability for why they were withheld in the first..." "Major, as much I admire what you're trying to do, they cut us off." "Thanks." "What were you thinking?" "You can't say things like that." "Well, somebody's got to say something, and I'm in a rare position to make people listen." "They're not going to let you do that, all right?" "I know these people." "They do not mess around." "What are you looking for, anyway?" "I want to see how my little tirade's playing out in the press." "It won't." "What are you talking about?" "The show was live." "Millions of people were watching." "It doesn't matter." "I don't understand this." "There's nothing here." "Wait a second." ""Major Samantha Carter had to cut short an appearance on Inside Access" ""with Julia Donovan yesterday when she suddenly took ill." ""A spokesman said she was suffering from exhaustion due to her busy schedule," ""and would be canceling her upcoming appearances. "" "That's what I'm telling you, Sam." "Look, there is no story." "It never happened." "You're wrong." "People heard me." "Which people?" "Major Carter, you need to come with us." "Get her in the car!" "A gag?" "Charlie, was that really necessary?" "It seemed appropriate, sir." "Get it off!" "And give us the room." "What am I going to do with you, Colonel?" "You could let me go." "I still need you." "For what?" "My knowledge of phase technology, or as a prop for public relations?" "What if I said both?" "I won't keep my mouth shut." "But that's exactly what you do in your own world." "Stargate's still a secret, right?" "You talk about freedom and democracy, but you're hiding the greatest secret mankind has ever known from your own people." "Well, at least on my world, we don't intend to abandon the rest of the galaxy to the Ori." "Well, maybe not now, but what do you think will happen if you give them a foolproof way to hide, like you've given us?" "And don't be surprised if the rest of the galaxy suddenly doesn't seem that important anymore." "No, see, I know at least one man who won't feel that way." "He's the leader of Stargate Command." "His name is General Hank Landry." "Ah, Colonel, how nice to see you again." "Yes, well, thank you." "McKay, what are you doing here?" "Well, it's the first day on the new job." "Your old job, actually." "Special Advisor to the President." "Bit of a pay cut but, well, let's just say they were persuasive." " I'm so sorry." " Yeah, me, too." "Well, the first order of business is to create an inter-universal bridge, something that I've done in another reality, apparently." "Are you serious?" "Yeah, I'm not sure what you said, but they're letting you go." "Wow." "I guess they must have realized I'm more trouble than I'm worth." "I remember I said the same thing the day we got divorced." "The second order of business is to make this thing work like yours." "Well, I'll leave you my notes." "That should help." "But let's say that you succeed." "Then what?" "Then we're safe." "You do know that there is a whole galaxy out there that's under attack, right?" "Millions of people are dying, millions more being subjugated to a false religion." "You just never quit, do you?" "Deep down, I know that your president's a good man." "He wants to do the right thing." "Maybe he just needs a persistent voice in his ear nudging him in the right direction." "And you think I would be good at that, do you?" "The Rodney I know is a master of subtle persuasion." "Oh, you're lying again, aren't you?" "Just think about it." "Dr. Lee?" "Oh..." " You're back!" " Hi." "So, you didn't get any news on Daniel while I was gone?" "Nothing." "Well, at least we got you back." "I am very glad to be back." "The whole thing was kind of creepy." " Hey, what was I like in that reality?" " You were in jail." "Not again." "What about the rest of us?" "You know, to be honest, I'd really rather not talk about it." "What about you guys?" "What have you been doing this whole time?" "When you did not return for several hours, we began to suspect that something might have gone wrong." "Well, we just assumed that the machine had malfunctioned, and you were stuck out of phase." "We attempted to communicate with you using the Sodan cloaking device, and when that failed..." "What?" "We took shifts, trying to keep you company." " You mean..." " Yeah, we talked to an empty room." " For two weeks?" " It did stop eventually, but it did go on for quite some time." "Indeed." "Well, that must have been some conversation." "What did you say?" "You know, I've got a file to read." "I have a sparring session with Sergeant Siler." "I'm bidding for a time-share on eBay." " Oh!" " Welcome back, Samantha." " We really did miss you." " Thank you." "It's good to be home."

"A famous man once said," ""we create our own demons."" "Who said that?" "What does that even mean?" "Doesn't matter." "I said it because he said it." "So, now, he was famous and it's basically getting said by two well-known guys." "I don't, uh..." "I'm going to start again." "Let's track this from the beginning." "Yo listen up here's a story." "About a little guy that lives in a blue world." "And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside." "Blue is his house with a blue little window." "And a blue corvette." "And everything is blue for him and himself." "And everybody around." "'Cause he ain't got nobody..." "Half hour till the ball drops." " Hey, do you wanna..." " Tony stark?" " Great speech, man!" " I got you, pal." "I gave a speech?" "How was it?" " Edifying." " Unintelligible." " Really?" " Mmm-hmm." "It's my favourite kind." "A winning combo." " Where are we going?" " Uh, to town, on each other." "Probably back in your room because I also want to see your research." "Okay, you can see my research, but that's..." "I'm not gonna show you my "town."" "Mr stark." "Ho yinsen." "Ah, I finally met a man called "ho."" "Come here." "I would like to introduce you to our guest, dr wu." " Oh, this guy." "Hey." " Mr stark." "You're a heart doctor." "She's going to need a cardiologist after I..." " Bye." " Perhaps another time?" "It started in bern, Switzerland. 1999." " The old days." " Mr stark!" "I never thought they would come back to bite me." "Why would they?" "Oh, wow!" "Hey, Tony!" "Aldrich killian." "I'm a big fan of your work." " My work?" " Who isn't?" "He means me." "Well, of course, but, ms Hansen, my organization's been tracking your research since year two of mit." "Yeah, we're full." "Oh, wow, he made it." "He made the cut." "What floor you going to, pal?" "Well, now, that is an appropriate question." "The ground floor, actually, of a proposal I'm putting together myself." "It's a privately funded think tank called advanced idea mechanics." " Uh..." " She'll take both." "One to throw away and one to not call." ""Advanced idea mechanics" or "aim," for short." "Do you get it?" " I see that, because it's on your t-shirt." " Aw!" "Ladies, follow the mullet." "Ladies first." "Thank you, I'll call you." "I'm titillated by the notion of working with you." " Yeah?" " I'll ditch these clowns." "I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes." "Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick." "You know what I'm talking about?" "I'll see you up there." "Damn betcha." "Come on!" "I thought that was just a theory." "Well, it was." "If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain" " that governs repair..." " Wow." "And chemically recode it." "That's incredible." "Essentially, you're hacking into the genetic..." "Operating system..." " ...of a living organism." " Exactly." " Yes." " Wow." "Is that..." "Can you..." " What?" " Can you not touch my plant?" "It's not..." "She doesn't like it." "She prefers..." "She's not like the others." "Come on." "Let's go in the bedroom." " Happy..." " Hmm." "That's cute..." "Leave her ficus alone." "Because"." "And, no, seriously, don't." "And you're starting with plants." " For now, yeah." " Huh." "I'm calling it extremist." " Well, it's..." " Human application." "Exactly, exactly." " Dendritic revitalization." " It's revolutionary." " Disease prevention..." " Change the world." "Even limb regrowth." "You're the most gifted woman I've ever met." "Wow." " In Switzerland." " Hmm." "That's better." " Aw, you're seeing things." " This week." "You almost bought it, didn't you?" "This is what I'm talking about, the glitch." "Have you checked the telomerase algorithm?" " The what?" " Down!" "Stay down!" "Stay down, boss." " We're good." " Stay down." "You... you're..." "You're right on me." "I made it." "What the hell was that?" " What was that?" " It's a glitch in my work." "It's..." "She was just talking about it." "Glitches happen." "It's not y2k." "Hey!" "Happy new year!" " Happy new year." " Happy new year." "All right." "I'll see you in the morning." "Good night." " You good?" " Yeah." " I'll be right outside." " Okay, cool." "Tony'." "So, why am I telling you this?" "Because I had just created demons and I didn't even know it." "Yeah, those were good times." "Then I moved on." "After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said goodbye to the party scene." "I forgot that night in Switzerland." "These days, I'm a changed man." "Forty-six." "I'm different now." "I'm... well..." " Forty-seven." " You know who I am." "Ow!" "Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate..." "No." "Forty-eight." "Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete." "As you wish, sir." "I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore." "Which I will." "All right, let's do this." "Dum-e." "Hi, dum-e." "How did you get that cap on your head?" "You earned it." "Hey." "Hey!" "What are you doing out of the corner?" "You know what you did." "Blood on my mat." "Handle it." "Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly 72 hours?" "Focus up, ladies." "Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite." "I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother." "Start tight and then go wide." "Stamp date and time." "Mark 42." "Autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test." "Initialize sequence." "Jarvis, drop my needle." "Dashing through the snow." "In a one horse open sleigh." "O'er the fields we go." "Laughing all the way." "Bells on Bob tails ring." "Crap." "Oh, what fun it is to sing." "A sleighing song tonight." "Jingle bells, jingle bells." "Jingle all the way." "Oh, what fun it is to ride." "In a one horse open sleigh." "All right, I think we got this." "Send them all." "Probably a little fast." "Slow it down." "Slow it down just a..." "Little bit." "Cool it, will you, Jarvis?" "Come on." "I ain't scared of you." "I'm the best." "As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work." "I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas." "I didn't think it could get any worse." "Then I had to go and turn on the TV." "That's when he happened." "Some people call me a terrorist." "I consider myself a teacher." "America." "Ready for another lesson?" "In 1864, in sand creek, Colorado, the us military waited until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting." "Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind and claim their land." "39 hours ago, the Ali ai Salem air base in Kuwait was attacked." "I..." "I..." "I did that." "A quaint military church filled with wives and children, of course." "The soldiers were out on manoeuvres." "The braves were away." "President Ellis." "You continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir." "And now you've missed me again." "You know who I am." "You don't know where I am." "And you'll never see me coming." "Now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening developments..." "American airwaves were hijacked..." "The nation remains on high alert." "All attempts to find the mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful." "Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event is a newly minted resource." "I know him as colonel James rhodes." "The American people will soon know him as the iron patriot." "And how is president Ellis responding?" "By taking the guy they call war machine and giving him a paint job." "The same suit, but painted red, white and blue." "Look at that." "And they also renamed him, "iron patriot."" "You know, just in case the paint was too subtle." "It tested well with focus groups, all right?" ""I am iron patriot!" It sucks." "Listen. "War machine" was a little too aggressive." "All right?" "This sends a better message." "So, what's really going on?" "With the mandarin." "Seriously, can we talk about this guy?" "It's classified information, Tony." "Okay, there have been nine bombings." " Nine." " The public only knows about three." "But here's the thing, nobody can ID a device." "There's no bomb casings." "You know I can help." "Just ask." "I got a ton of new tech." "I got a prehensile suit." "I got bomb disposal." "It catches explosions in mid-air." "When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?" "Einstein slept three hours a year." "Look what he did." "People are concerned about you, Tony." "I'm concerned about you." "You're going to come at me like that?" "No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick..." "Tator." "Do you mind signing my drawing?" "If Richard doesn't mind." "Are you all right with this, dick?" "Yeah." "Fine with me." " What's your name?" " Erin." "I loved you in a Christmas story, by the way." "Listen, the Pentagon is scared." "After New York, aliens... come on." "They need to look strong." "Stopping the mandarin is a priority, but it's not..." " It's not superhero business." " No, it's not, quite frankly." " I get it." " It's American business." "That's why I said I got it." "Are you okay?" "I broke the crayon." "Are you okay, mr stark?" "Take it easy." "Tony." "How did you get out of the wormhole?" "Wait a minute." "Tony!" " What did you say?" " Tony." "Sorry." "I'm just checking on the suit." "Okay." "Check the heart." "Is it the brain?" "No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity." "Okay, so I was poisoned?" "My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack." "Me?" "Come on, man, this isn't a good look." "Open up." "Sorry, I gotta split." "Badge." "Badge." "Come on, badge." "Badge, guys." "I put a memo in the toilet." "Come on." "Tony has got them in his basement." "They're wearing party hats." " This is an asset that we can put to use." " Uh-huh." "So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots." " Thank you." " What I'm saying is that the human element of human resources is our biggest point of vulnerability." "We should start phasing it out immediately." " What?" " Excuse me, Bambi," " you should be wearing..." " Did you just say that?" " Security?" "Yes?" " Happy?" "Okay." "I am thrilled that you are now the head of security." "Okay?" " It is the perfect position for you." " Thank you." " However..." " I do appreciate it." " ...since you've taken the post..." " You don't have to thank me." "We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%." "Thank you." "It's not a compliment." "It's not..." "It is a compliment." "Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something." " I... yes." " Excuse me." "Ms potts, your 4:00 is here." " Thank you." " Did you clear this 4:00 with me?" "Happy, we'll talk about this later, but right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing." "How so?" "I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time, so it's a little awkward." "I don't like the sound of that." "Pepper." "Killian?" "You look great." "You look really great." "God, you look great." "L..." "I..." "I..." "What on earth have you been doing?" "Nothing fancy." "Just five years in the hands of physical therapists." "And please, call me aldrich." "Uh, you were supposed to be issued a security badge." " Happy, it's okay." "We're good." " Yes." " Are you sure?" "Okay." " Yes." "Stand down." " I'm going to linger right here." "Okay." " Thank you." "It's very nice to see you, killian." "Hey, guy." "Merry Christmas." "After years dodging the president's ban." "On "immoral" biotech research, my think tank" "now has a little something in the pipeline." "It's an idea we like to call extremist." "I'm gonna turn your lights down." "Regard the human brain." "Uh... wait, hold on, hold on." "That's..." "That's the universe." "My bad." "But if I do that..." "That's the brain." "Strangely mimetic, though, wouldn't you say?" "Wow, that's amazing." "Thanks, it's mine." "What?" "This." "You're inside my head." "It's a..." "It's a live feed." "Come on up, I'll prove it to you." "Come on." "Now, pinch my arm." "I can take it." "Pinch me." "What is that?" "It's the primary somatosensory cortex." "It's the brain's pain center." "But this is what I wanted to show you." "Now, extremist harnesses our bio-electrical potential and it goes here." "This is essentially an empty slot and what this tells us is that our mind, our entire DNA, in fact, is destined to be upgraded." "Wow." "Oh, wait..." "Uh..." "Hello?" " Is this forehead of security?" " What?" "You know, look..." "I got a real job." "What do you want?" "I'm working." "I've got something going on, here." "What, harassing interns?" "Let me tell you something." "Do you know what happened when I told people I was iron man's bodyguard?" " They would laugh in my face." "I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity." "Now I got a real job." "I'm watching pepper." "What's going on?" "Fill me in." " For real?" " Yeah." "All right." "So, she's meeting up with this scientist." " Rich guy." "Handsome." " Rig ht." "I couldn't make his face, at first." "Right?" "You know I'm good with faces." " Oh, yeah, you're the best." " Yeah." "Well, so I run his credentials." "I make him." "Aldrich killian." "We actually met the guy back in..." "Where were we in '99?" " The science conference?" " Um..." " Switzerland." " Right, right, exactly." "Killian." "No..." "I don't remember that guy." "Of course you don't remember." "He's not a blond with a big rack." "At first, it was fine." "They were talking business." "But now it's, like, getting weird." "He's showing her his big brain." " His what?" " Big brain." "And she likes it." "Here, let me show you." "Hold on." "See?" "Look at what?" "You, watching them?" "Flip the screen, and then we can get started." "I'm not a tech genius like you." "Just trust me." "Get down here." "Flip the screen." "Then I can see what they're doing." "I can't!" "I don't know how to flip the screen!" "Don't talk to me like that any more." "You're not my boss." "All right?" "I don't work for you." "And I don't trust this guy." "He's got another guy with him." "He's shifty." " Relax." " Seriously?" "I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter." "Tell them to go out for a drink or something." "You know what?" "You should take more of an interest in what's going on here." "This woman's the best thing that ever happened to you and you're just ignoring her." " A giant brain?" " Yeah." "There's a giant brain." "There's a shifty character." "I'm gonna follow this guy." "I'm gonna run his plates and I'm gonna..." "You know, if it gets rough, so be it." "I miss you, happy yeah, I miss you, too." "But the way it used to be." "Now you're off with the super-friends." "I don't know what's going on with you any more." " The world's getting weird." " Hey!" "I hate to cut you off." " Do you have your taser on you?" " Why?" "I think there's a gal in H.R. Who's trying to steal some printer ink." "You should probably go over there and zap her." "Yeah, nice." "Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism and recode it's DNA." " That would be incredible." " Hmm." "Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponisable." "As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is..." "Tony, tow you know, I invited Tony to join aim 13 years ago." "He turned me down." "But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne who doesn't have to answer to Tony any more and who has slightly less of an ego." "It's gonna be a no, aldrich." "As much as I'd like to help you." "Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed." "But then, as my father used to say," ""failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."" " That's very deep." " Hmm." "And I have no idea what it means." "No, me neither." "He was kind of an idiot, my old man." "I'm sure I'll see you again, pepper." "Happy." "Car's ready, if you're ready to go." "Yes, I just, um..." "God, I forgot my other things, so..." "I'm just gonna..." "I'm sorry I'm late." "I was..." "What the..." "What is that?" "You're wearing this in the house now?" "What is that, like, mark 15?" "Uh, yeah." "Something like that." "You know, everybody needs a hobby." "Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room?" "Just breaking it in." "You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first, so..." "Well, hey, did you see your Christmas present?" "Yes, I did." "I..." "I don't know how I could've missed that Christmas present." "Is it gonna fit through the door?" "Well, actually, it's a good question." "I got a team of guys coming tomorrow." "They're gonna blow out that wall." " Okay." " So, uh..." "Tense?" "Good day?" "Huh?" "Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty." "Naughty girl." "I don't want to harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit?" "Did I like it?" " Nailed it, right?" " Wow." "I appreciate the thought very much." "So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?" "Huh..." "Yep." "Damn it, no can do." "You want to just kiss it on the..." " The facial slit?" " Uh-huh." "Well, why don't I run down to the garage and see if I can't find a crowbar to Jimmy that thing open?" "Crowbar, yeah." "Oh!" "Except there's been A radiation leak." " I'll take my chances." " That's risky." "At least, let me get you like, a Hazmat suit you can..." "A geiger counter or something like that." "Busted." " This is a new level of lame." " Sorry." "You ate without me already?" "On date night?" " He was just..." " You mean you." "Well, yeah, I just mean we were just hosting you..." " ...while I finished up a little work." " Uh-huh." "And yes, I had a quick bite." "I didn't know if you were coming home or you were having drinks with aldrich killian." " What?" " What?" "Aldrich killian?" "What, are you checking up on me?" "Happy was concerned." " No, you're spying on me." " I wasn't." " I'm going to bed." " Hold on." "Come on." "Pep?" "Hey, I admit it." "My fault." "Sorry." "I'm a piping hot mess." "It's been going on for a while." "I haven't said anything." "Nothing's been the same since New York." "Oh, really?" "I didn't notice that at all." "You experience things and then they're over, and you still can't explain them." "Gods, aliens, other dimensions." "I'm just a man in a can." "The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in." "Which is great." "I love you." "I'm lucky." "But honey, I can't sleep." "You go to bed, I come down here." "I do what I know." "I tinker." "I..." "Threat is imminent." "And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without." "That's you." "And my suits, they're, uh..." "Machines." "They're part of me." "A distraction." "Maybe." "I'm gonna take a shower." "Okay." "And you're gonna join me." "Better." "Tony." "Tony." "Tony." "To..." "Power down!" "I must have called it in my sleep." "That's not supposed to happen." "I'll recalibrate the sensors." "Can we just... just let me..." "Just let me catch my breath." "Hey, don't... don't go." "All right?" "Pepper..." "I'm going to sleep downstairs." "Tinker with that." "Can you regulate?" "Yes, I can regulate." " You sure about that?" " Yes." "It's a decent batch." " Don't say I never did nothing for you." " Thank you." "I mean, for understanding." "I'm sorry, buddy." "What are you doing, buddy?" "You out by yourself?" "A little date night?" "Seeing your favourite chick flick, maybe?" "Yeah, a little movie called the party's over, starring you and your junkie girlfriend." "Here's the ticket." "No kidding." "That doesn't belong to you." "Savin!" "Help!" "Help me!" "True story about fortune cookies." "They look Chinese." "They sound Chinese." "But they're actually an American invention." "Which is why they're hollow, full of lies and leave a bad taste in the mouth." "My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff." "The Chinese theatre." "Mr president," "I know this must be getting frustrating." "But this season of terror is drawing to a close." "And don't worry, the big one is coming." "Your graduation." " Oh!" "Do you mind leaving that on?" "Sure." "Sunday nights." "Pbs." "Downton abbey." "That's his show." "He thinks it's elegant." "One more thing." "Make sure everyone wears their badges." "He's a stickler for that sort of thing." "Plus, my guys won't let anyone in without them." "We're awaiting the arrival of Tony stark." "We're hoping he'll give us the reaction..." "His reaction to the latest attack." "Mr stark, hi there." "Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another mandarin attack." "Anything else you can tell us?" "Hey, mr stark." "When is somebody gonna kill this guy?" "I'm just saying." "Is that what you want?" "Here's a little holiday greeting" "I've been wanting to send to the mandarin." "I just didn't know how to phrase it until now." "My name is Tony stark and I'm not afraid of you." "I know you're a coward." "So I've decided that you just died, pal." "I'm gonna come get the body." "There's no politics here." "It's just good old-fashioned revenge." "There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me." "And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address." "10880 Malibu point." "90265." "I'll leave the door unlocked." "That's what you wanted, right?" "Bill me." "I've compiled a mandarin database for you, sir, drawn from S.H.L.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts." "Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction." "Okay." "What have we got here?" "The name is an ancient Chinese war mantle meaning "adviser to the king."" "South American insurgency tactics." "Talks like a baptist preacher." "There's lots of pageantry going on here." "Lots of theatre." "Close." "The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees celsius." "Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly." "No bomb parts found in a three-mile radius of the Chinese theatre?" "No, sir." "Talk to me, happy." "When is a bomb not a bomb?" "Any military victims?" "Not according to public record, sir." "Bring up the thermogenic signatures again." "Factor in 3,000 degrees." "The oracle cloud has completed analysis." "Accessing satellites and plotting the last 12 months of thermogenic occurrences now." "Take away everywhere that there's been a mandarin attack." "Nope." "That." "Are you sure that's not one of his?" "It predates any known mandarin attack." "The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide." "Bring her around." "The heat signature is remarkably similar." "3,000 degree celsius." "That's two military guys." "Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?" "Creating a flight plan for Tennessee." "Are we still at ding-dong?" "We're supposed to be on total..." "Security lock-down." "Come on, I threatened a terrorist." "Who is that?" "There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address." "Right there is fine." "You're not the mandarin." "Are you?" "Are you?" "You don't remember." "Why am I not surprised?" "Don't take it personally." "I don't remember what I had for breakfast." "Gluten-free waffles, sir." "That's right." "Okay, look, I need to be alone with you, someplace not here." "It's urgent." "Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship." "It's..." " With her." " Tony?" " Is somebody there?" " Yeah," " it's Maya Hansen." " Ah..." "Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely." "Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid waiting in the car that I've never met." "He's 13." "No, I need your help." "But, what for?" "Why now?" "Because I read the papers and frankly, I don't think you'll last the week." "I'll be fine." "I'm sorry, with happy in the hospital," "I didn't know we were expecting guests." " We weren't." " And old girlfriends." " She's not, really." " No, not really." "I..." " It was just one night." " Yep." "That's how you did it, isn't it?" " It was a great night." " Yep." "Well, you know." " You saved yourself a world of pain." " What?" " I'm sure." " Trust me." "We're going out of town." "Okay." "We've been through this." " Nope." " Yep!" " The man says no." " Immediately and indefinitely." " Honey..." " Great idea." "Let's go." "I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea." "Please don't touch her bags." "This is how normal people behave." "I can't protect you out there." "Is... is that normal?" " Sadly, that is very normal." " Yes, this is normal!" "It's a big bunny." "Relax about it!" "Calm down." " I got this for you." " I'm aware of that." "You still haven't even told me you liked it." "I don't like it." "I asked you three..." "You don't like it." " We are leaving the house." " Guys?" "That's not even up for discussion." " Can we, um..." " I said no." "What?" "Do we need to worry about that?" "I got you." "I got you first." "Like I said, we can't stay here." "Oh!" "Move!" "I'm right behind you." "Oh!" "Get her." "I'm gonna find a way around." "Stop stopping." "Get her." "Get outside." "Go!" "Oh, my God." "Tony!" "Sir, ms potts is clear of the structure." "Jarvis, where's my flight power?" "Working on it, sir." "This is a prototype." "That's one." "Sir, the suit is not combat ready." "That's two." "Oh." "Tony!" "Sir, take a deep breath." "Flight power restored." "Jarvis;" "Sir?" "Sir!" "All right, kill the alarm." "I got it." "That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%." "On..." "Om." "It's snowing, right?" "Where are we, upstate?" "We are five Miles outside of rose hill, Tennessee." "Why?" "Jarvis." "Not my idea." "What are we doing here?" "This is thousands of Miles away!" "I gotta get pepper." "I gotta..." "I prepared a flight plan." "This was the location." "Who asked you?" " Open the suit." " I..." "I think I may be malfunctioning, sir." "Open it, J." "That's brisk." "Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a..." "I actually think I need to sleep now, sir." "Jarvis." "Jarvis?" "Don't leave me, buddy." "Stark secure server now transferring to all known receivers." "Pepper, it's me." "I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time." "So... first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way." "That was selfish and stupid, and it won't happen again." "Also, it's christmastime and the rabbit's too big." "Done." "Sorry." "And I'm sorry in advance because I can't come home yet." "I need to find this guy." "You gotta stay safe, that's all I know." "I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian." "Let's get you comfy." "You happy now?" "Freeze!" "Don't move." "You got me." "Nice potato gun." "Barrel's a little long." "Between that and the wide gauge it's gonna diminish your fps." "And now you're out of ammo." "What's that thing on your chest?" "It's an electromagnet." "You should know, you got a box of them right here." "What does it power?" "Oh, my God." "That..." "That's..." "Is that iron man?" "Technically, I am." "Technically, you're dead." "Valid point." "What happened to him?" "Life." "I built him." "I take care of him." "I'll fix him." "Like a mechanic?" "Yeah." "Hmm." "If I was building iron man and war machine..." "It's "iron patriot" how that's way cooler." "No, it's not." "Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro..." " Retro-reflective panels?" " To make him stealth mode." " You want a stealth mode?" " Cool, right?" "That's actually a good idea." "Maybe I'll build one." " Not a good idea." " Oops." "What are you doing?" "You're gonna break his finger?" "He's in pain." "He's been injured." "Leave him alone." "Sorry." "Are you?" "Don't worry about it, I'll fix it." "So, uh, who's home?" "Well, my mom already left for the diner and dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers." "I guess he won, because that was six years ago." "Hmm." "Which happens." "Dads leave." "No need to be a pussy about it." "Here's what I need." "A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich." "What's in it for me?" " Salvation." "What's his name?" " Who?" "The kid that bullies you at school." "What's his name?" "How'd you know that?" "I got just the thing." "This is a pinata for a cricket." "I'm kidding." "This is a very powerful weapon." "Point it away from your face, press the button on top, it discourages bullying." "Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass." "Deal?" "Deal?" "What do you say?" " Deal." " Deal?" "What's your name?" "Harley." "And you're..." "The mechanic." "Tony." "You know what keeps going through my head?" ""Where's my sandwich?"" "Where is Tony stark?" "Stark secure server." "Retinal scan verified." "Pepper, it's me." "I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time." "So... first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way." "That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again." "Why were you at the house tonight?" "What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?" "I think that my boss is working for the mandarin." "So, if you still want to talk about it" "I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe." "Your boss works for the mandarin, you think?" "But Tony says you're a botanist." "So..." "That figures." "What I actually am is a biological DNA coder running a team of 40 out of a privately funded think tank." "But sure, you can call me a botanist." "This boss of yours, does he have a name?" "Yeah, aldrich killian." "Well, we took the house down, sir." "But there's no sign of a body." " Mmm-hmm." "I see." " No stark." "I have to go." "The master is about to record and he's a little..." "Well, you know how he gets." "Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done." "All right, everybody." "No talking and no eye contact." "Unless you want to get shot in the face." "Report in." "Path is clear." "The master is traveling." "Well, then, what are we waiting for?" "The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty, the rest of the materials, I'll make do." "By the way, when you said your sister had a watch..." " Yeah?" " ..." "L was kind of hoping for something a little more adult than that." "She's six." "Anyway, it's a limited edition." "When can we talk about New York?" "Maybe never." "Relax about it." "What about the avengers?" "Can we talk about them?" "I dunno." "Later." "Hey, kid, give me a little space." "What's the official story here?" "What happened?" "I guess this guy named Chad Davis used to live roundabouts." "He won a bunch of medals in the army." "And one day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb." "Then he blew himself up, right here." " Six people died, right?" " Yeah." " Including Chad Davis." " Yeah, yeah." "Yeah." "That doesn't make sense." "Think about it." "Six dead." "Only five shadows." "Yeah." "People said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven." "Except the bomb guy." "He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow." "That's why there's only five." " Do you buy that?" " It's what everyone says." "You know what this crater reminds me of?" "No idea." "I'm not..." "I don't care." "That giant wormhole in, um, in New York." "Does it remind you?" "That's manipulative." "I don't want to talk about it." "Are they coming back?" "The aliens?" "Maybe." "Can you stop?" "Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?" "Does this subject make you edgy?" "Yeah, a little bit." "Can I just catch my breath for a second?" "Are there bad guys in rose hill?" "Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?" " Do you have medication?" " No." " Do you need to be on it?" " Probably." " Do you have PTSD?" " I don't think so." "Are you going completely mental?" "I can stop." "Do you want me to stop?" "Remember when I said to stop doing that?" "I swear that you're gonna freak me out." "Ah, man, you did it, didn't you?" "You happy now?" "What did I say?" "Hey!" "Wait up!" "Wait, wait." "What the hell was that?" "Your fault." "You spazzed me out." " Okay, back to business." " Where were we?" "The guy who died." "Relatives?" "Mom?" "Mrs Davis, where is she?" "Where she always is." "See?" "Now, you're being helpful." "Uh..." "Sorry." "Lady?" "Is this, uh..." "Thank you." "Nice haircut." "It suits you." "Nice watch." "Yeah." "A limited edition." "Oh, I don't doubt it." "Well, have a good evening." "Excuse me." "Mrs Davis?" "Mind if I join you?" "Free country." "Sure is." "All right." "Where would you like to start?" "I just want to say, I'm sorry about your loss." "I want to know what you think happened." "Look, I brought your damn file." "You take it, go." "Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it." "Clearly, you're waiting for someone else." "Huh?" "Supposed to meet someone here?" "Yeah." "Mrs Davis, your son didn't kill himself." "I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone." "Someone used him." "What?" "As a weapon." "You're not the person that called me after all, are you?" "Actually, I am." "Hey, hey, hey!" "What's all this about?" "What the hell is going on here?" "It's called an arrest." "Sheriff, is it?" "Yes, ma'am, it is." "And you are?" "Homeland security." "We good here?" "No, we're not "good."" "I need a little more information than that." "Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, sheriff." "Yeah?" "Well, why don't you get on the horn to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?" "All right." "You know what?" "I was hoping to do this the smart way, but, uh, the fun way is always good." "Deputy, get this woman out of..." "Hey, hot wings, you want to party?" "Come on, you and me, let's go." " Crazy, huh?" " Yep." "Watch this." "You walked right into this one." "I've dated hotter chicks than you." "That's all you got?" "A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?" "Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography." " Let me go!" " Help me!" "Anyway hey, kid, what would you like for Christmas?" "Mr stark, I am so sorry." "No, no, no." "I think he was trying to say," ""I want my goddamn file."" "It's not your fault, kid." "Remember what I told you about bullies?" "You like that, west-world?" "That's the thing about smart guys, we always cover our ass." "Ah!" "You're welcome." "For what?" "Did I miss something?" "Me, saving your life." "Yeah." "A, I saved you first." "B, thanks." "Sort of." "And c, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz." "All right?" "Just play it cool." "Otherwise you come off grandiose." "Unlike you?" "Admit it, you need me." "We're connected." "What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone because if I call, you better pick up." "Okay?" "Can you feel that?" "We're done here." "Move out of the way, or I'm gonna run you over." "Bye, kid." "I'm sorry, kid." "You did good." "So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad?" "Yeah." "Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?" "I'm cold." "I can tell." "You know how I can tell?" "Because we're connected." "It was worth a shot." "You get this." "It's affordable." "It's gorgeous." "It goes with any decor..." " What happened to picture?" " Go to override." " How is this happening again?" " Fine." "Override to Los Angeles." "I'm trying." "There's nothing I can..." "Man '2'." "Well, where is the feed coming from?" "I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I..." "The entire east coast, the satellites are down." "It's not just our station." "What about a backup manual?" "We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting through..." "Mr vice president, I think you should see this." "Oh, God, not again." "Is the president getting this?" "Mr president." "Only two lessons remain." "And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning." "Meet Thomas Richards." "Good strong name." "Good strong job." "Thomas, here, is an accountant for the roxxon oil corporation." "But I'm sure he's a really good guy." "I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television in 30 seconds." "No!" "The number for this telephone is in your cell phone." "Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there?" "America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute, tom lives." "Go!" "How did he hack my phone?" "We can't allow terrorists to dictate..." "I have to make this call." "I'd strongly advise against that." "This is the right thing to do." "There's just one lesson left, president Ellis." "So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye." "Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog, can save you." "I'll see you soon." "Tell rhodes, find this lunatic right now." "Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal." "We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan and the patriot is ready to strike." " Right now." " Yes, sir." "Man." "Happy, happy, happy." "Don't move!" "Uh..." "Hang on a second." "Hello?" "You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange?" "Yeah, I've had that." "Who is this?" "It's me, pal." "Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly, you came looking for me." "What are you doing?" "A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan." "What are you doing?" "Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was aim, right?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login." "It's the same as it's always been, "warmachine68."" "And password, please." "Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony." "It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" any more." "Give me your login." ""War machine rox" with an "X," all caps." "Yeah, okay." "That is so much better than "Iron patriot."" "Very nice." "Very nice." "I have one question for you." "What would you like for Christmas this year?" "Well, David..." "Do not erase a programme from my DVR unless you are 100% sure..." "One more time!" "Ms elk Ridge, everybody!" "All right." "Because you erase my shows!" "That ain't gonna cut it." "We talked about this." "Excuse me, sir." "I don't know who..." "Shh." "Mom, I need to call you back." "Something magical is happening." " Tony stark is in my van." " Shh." "Keep it down." " Tony stark is in my van!" " No, he's not." "I knew you were still alive!" "Come on in." "Close the door." "Oh, wow." "Can I just say, sir..." "Yep." "I am your biggest fan." "Okay." "First, is this your van?" "Is anyone else gonna come in?" "No, no, no." "Just us." "Great." "What's your name?" " 680' - 680'" " oh, wow." " Right there is fine." " Okay." " Okay?" "I get a lot of this, it's okay." " Oh, good." "Can I just say?" " What do you want?" "Yeah." "I don't know if you can tell, but I have, like, patterned my whole look after you." " My hair's a little..." " It's fine." "It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it." "Right." "I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you..." "Boom!" "A hispanic Scott baio." " I'm sorry." "Is that me?" " Yeah." "It's..." "I mean..." "I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture." " So it's a little bit..." " Gary." "Listen to me, okay?" "I don't want to clip your wings, here." "We're both a little over-excited." "I got an issue." "I'm chasing bad guys." "I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard-crypt data files." "I don't have enough juice." "I need you to jump on the roof..." "Right?" "Recalibrate the LSDNS." "Pump it up by about 40%." " Got it." " All right?" "It's a mission." "Yeah." "Tony needs Gary." "And Gary needs Tony." " Be quiet about it." "Go." " Yeah." "What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?" "Well, uh, I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me." "Will you please state your name for the camera?" "Ellen Brandt." "Okay." "So, the injections are administered periodically." "Addiction will not be tolerated." "And those who cannot regulate will be out from the programme." "Once misfits, cripples..." "You are the next iteration of human evolution." "Everybody, before we start..." "I promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego." "Today is your glory let's begin." "We gotta get out of here!" "We gotta get out of here!" "Get her out!" "Get them out of here!" "A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire." "The stuff doesn't always work." "Right, pal?" "It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you?" "Sold it to the mandarin." "Got you, pal." "What happened?" "Fun fact." "Before he built rockets for the Nazis, the idealistic Wernher Von Braun dreamed of space travel." "He stargazed." "Do you know what he said when the first v-2 hit London?" ""The rocket performed perfectly."" ""It just landed on the wrong planet."" "See, we all begin wide-eyed." "Pure science." "And then the ego steps in, the obsession." "And you look up, you're a long way from shore." "You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya." "I mean, you gave your research to a think tank." "Yeah, but killian built that think tank on military contracts." "That's exactly what we used to do." "So, don't judge yourself." "Thank you, pepper." "I really appreciate that." " Hi, good evening." "Come on in." " Good evening." "Maya, run!" "Hi, pepper." "So, you want to tell me why you were at Stark's mansion last night?" "I'm trying to fix this thing." "I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up." "Oh, I see." "So, you were trying to save stark when he threatened us?" "I've told you, killian, we can use him." "Pepper." "Pepper." "Pepper." "Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need stark." "He just lacked a decent incentive." "Now, he has one." "This is support team blue-zero." "Sending coordinates for a suspected mandarin broadcast point of origin." "Copy." "Nobody move." "Oh." "Support blue-zero, unless the mandarin's next attack on the U.S." "Involves cheaply-made sportswear," "I think you messed up again." "Yes, you're free, uh, if you weren't before." "It's... of course." "Yes, ma'am." "Iron patriot on the job." "Happy to help." "No need to thank me, ma'am." "It's my pleasure." "Savin?" "I've acquired the patriot armour." "If you want this suit, you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it." "That's the plan, colonel." "Harley, tell me what's happening." "Give me a full report." "Yeah, I'm still eating that candy." "Do you want me to keep eating it?" " How much have you had?" " Two or three bowls." " Can you still see straight?" " Sort of." "That means you're fine." "Give me Jarvis." "Jarvis, how are we?" "It's totally fine, sir." "I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry." "And, sir, you were right." "Once I factored in available aim downlink facilities" "I was able to pinpoint the mandarin's broadcast signal." "What are we talking?" "Far east, Europe, north Africa," "Iran, Pakistan, Syria?" "Where is it?" "Actually, sir, it's in Miami." "Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through rebooting Jarvis's speech drive, but not right now." "Harley, where is he really?" "Just look on the screen and tell me where it is." "Um, it does say Miami, Florida." "Okay, first things first, I need the armour." "Where are we at with it?" "Uh, it's not charging." "Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable." "It may not succeed in revitalizing the mark 42." "What's questionable about electricity?" "All right?" " It's my suit, and I can't..." "I'm not gonna..." " I don't wanna..." "Oh, God, not again." "Tony?" "Are you having another attack?" "I didn't even mention New York." "Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it." "Okay, um, uh..." "God, what am I gonna do?" "Just breathe." "Really, just breathe." "You're a mechanic, right?" "Right." "You said so." "Yes, I did." "Why don't you just build something?" "Okay." "Thanks, kid." "Why is it so hot in here?" "I told you to put it at 68." "My fault again." "Let me tell you something, sweetheart." "I am not your personal air con..." "[Crackling]" "Well." "I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes." "Now, which one of you is Vanessa?" " That's me." " Ah!" "Nessie." "Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?" "There's some guy over here." "They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe." "Hey!" "Bloody hell." "Bloody hell." "Don't move." "I'm not moving." "You want something?" "Take it." "Although the guns are all fake because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones." " What?" " Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?" "Heard enough." "You're not him." "The mandarin, the real guy." "Where?" "Where's the mandarin?" "Where is he?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "He's here." "He's here, but he's not here." " He's here, but he's not here." " What do you mean?" "It's complicated." "Hey, it's complicated." " It is." " It's complicated." "Uncomplicate it." "Ladies, out." "Get out of the bed." "Get into the bathroom." "Sit." " Ew!" " Oh, Jesus." "My name is Trevor." "Trevor Slattery." "What are you?" "What are you, a decoy?" "You're a double, right?" "What, you mean like an understudy?" "No, absolutely not." "Don't hurt the face!" "I'm an actor." "You got a minute to live." "Fill it with words." "It's just a role." ""The mandarin," see, it's not real." "Then how did you get here, Trevor?" "Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances." "And I ended up doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do." " Next?" " Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs." "What did they say?" "They'd get you off them?" "They said they'd give me more." "They gave me things." "They gave me this palace." "They gave me plastic surgery." "They gave me things." "Did you just nod off?" "Hey." "No, and a lovely speedboat." "And the thing was, he needed someone to take credit for some accidental explosions." ""He"?" " Killian?" " Killian." " He created you?" " He created me." "Custom-made terror threat." "Yes." "Yes." "His think tank thinked it up." "The pathology of a serial killer." "The manipulation of Western iconography." "Ready for another lesson?" "Blah, blah, blah." "No." "Of course, it was my performance that brought the mandarin to life." "Your performance?" "Where people died?" "No, they didn't." "Look around you." "The costumes, green screen." "Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff." "And when I was, it was movie magic, love." "I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma and he might not wake up." "So you're gonna have to answer for that." "You're still going down, pal." "You under..." "Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?" " I didn't tell him anything." " Nothing?" "No." "You should have pressed the panic button." "Well, I panicked, but then I handled it." "Ah..." "Okay" "it's just like old times, huh?" "Oh, yeah." "With zip ties." "It's a ball." "It wasn't my idea." "Okay." "So you took Killian's card." "I took his money." "And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon." " No." " Yeah." "No, you're in a dungeon." "I'm free to go." "Yeah?" "A lot has happened, Tony." "But I'm close." "Extremis is practically stabilized." "I'm telling you it isn't." "I'm on the street." "People are going bang." "They're painting the walls." "Maya, you're kidding yourself." "Then help me fix it." "Did I do that?" "Yes." "I remember the night, not the morning." "Is this what you've been chasing around?" " You don't remember?" " I can't help you." "You used to have a moral psychology." "You used to have ideals." "You wanted to help people." "Now look at you." "I get to wake up every morning with someone who" "still has their soul." "Get me out of here." "Come on." "You know what my old man used to say to me?" "One of his favourite of many sayings..." ""The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."" "You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you?" "How can I be pissed at you, Tony?" "I'm here to thank you." "You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me." "Desperation." "If you think back to Switzerland, you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right?" "Well, for the first 20 minutes," "I actually thought you'd show up." "And the next hour..." "I considered taking that one-step shortcut to the lobby." "If you know what I mean." "Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse." "But as I looked out over that city, nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me, no one was even looking." "I had a thought that would guide me for years to come." "Anonymity, Tony." "Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since." "Right?" "You simply rule from behind the scenes." "Because the second you give evil a face, a bin laden, a gaddafi, a mandarin, you hand the people a target." "You're something else." "You have met him, I assume?" "Yes." "Sir Laurence Oblivier." "I know he's a little over the top sometimes." "It's not entirely my fault." "He has a tenden..." "He's a stage actor." "They say his lear was the toast of croydon, wherever that is." "Anyway, the point is, ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety has kind of had it's day." "What's next for you in your world?" "Well, I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift that you so graciously imparted to me." "Desperation." "Now, this is live." "I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment the body is trying to decide whether to accept extremis or just give up." "And if it gives up," "I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular." "But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain." "We haven't even talked salary yet." "What kind of perk package are you thinking of?" "Let him go." "Hold on, hold on." "Maya..." "I said, let him go." "What are you doing?" "1200 CCS." "A dose half of this size, I'm dead." "It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat." "Maya, give me the injector." "If I die, killian, what happens to your soldiers?" "What happens to your product?" "We're not doing this, okay?" "What happens to you?" "What happens if you go too hot?" "The good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated." "You are a maniac." "No, I'm a visionary." "But I do own a maniac." "And he takes the stage tonight." "Once we get the patriot installed, it will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown." "Well, that's great, but the last time I looked there was somebody inside of it." "Afternoon, gentlemen." "Hello, colonel." "Step aside." "Oh!" "We'll get you out of there." "Don't worry." "You'll damage the armour." "Yes, I will." "But you can fix it, right?" "I'm gonna take the chinook to base camp." "And I want potts with me." "She's still in phase two." "You're not going deaf, are you?" "Careful, there." "It's a limited edition." "Hey, uh, ponytail express." "What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?" "832 Miles." "Very nice." "I'm good like that." "Can you, uh, stop that?" "Break it, you bought it." "I think I bought it." "Okay, that wasn't mine to give away." "That belongs to my friend's sister." "And that's why I'm gonna kill you first." " What are you gonna do to me?" " You'll see." "You're zip-tied to a bed." "This." "That." "Are you coming out?" "Do not open." "Do not open." "Don't open." "Don't open." "All right." "Let's go." "You... you breathe fire?" "Okay." "It's a glorious day, savin." "This time tomorrow," "I'll have the west's most powerful leader in one hand, and the world's most feared terrorist in the other." "I'll own the war on terror." "Create supply and demand." "For you, for your brothers and sisters." "Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground in five, four, three..." "Come on!" "Two..." "How did we get this shift?" "All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape." "Put down your weapons." "Tie yourselves to those chairs." "I'll let you live." "In five, four, bang!" " Ooh!" " Wow." "That was..." "You should be gone by now." "You should've already been gone." "I am just beyond terrified." "Here it comes." " Three, four..." " Shut up." "Five, four, three, two, one!" "Told you." "Where's the rest?" "Honestly, I hate working here." "They are so weird." "Ah!" "Better late than never." "Not this time." "Not the face." "Phew!" "It's good to be back." "Hello, by the way." "Oh, hello, sir." "Guard'." "All personnel, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound." "Repeat, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound." "Ah!" "Let's go!" "Aw, crap." "Tony?" "Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit." " No." "You got yours'?" " Uh... mmm." "Kind of." "Main house, as fast as you can." "There's somebody I'd like you to meet." "You, you, you!" "Move!" "Get out!" "The room is secure." "I have eyes on the mandarin." "What's this?" "I had winners." "What have you come as?" "You make a move, and I break your face." "I never thought people had been hurt." "They lied to me." "This is the mandarin?" "Yeah, I know, it's..." "It's embarrassing." "Hi, Trevor." "Trevor Slattery." "I know I'm shorter in person." "A bit smaller." "Everyone says that." "But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me, there's some people I'd like to roll on." "Here's how it works, Meryl Streep." "You tell him where pepper is and he'll stop doing it." "Doing what?" "On!" "I get it!" "Ow!" "That hurt." "I get it!" "I get it!" "I don't know about any pepper, but I know about the plan." "Spill." "Do you know what they did to my suit?" "What?" "No." "But I do know it's happening off the coast." "Something to do with a big boat." "I can take you there." "Ole', ole', ole', ole'..." "Tony, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off." "Oh, and this next bit may include the vice president as well." "Is that..." "Is that important?" " Somewhat." " Yeah, a little bit." "So?" "What are we gonna do?" "I mean, we don't have any transport." "Right." "Hey, Ringo." "Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"?" "If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where pepper is." "But we also have to figure out this" " vice president thing, right?" " Right." "I wonder who I'm calling right now." "Oh!" "That's the vice president." "Thanks." "Hello?" "Tony"." "Sir, this is Tony stark." "Welcome back to the land of the living." "We believe you're about to be drawn into the mandarin campaign." "We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible." "Mr stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the agency's finest." "The president's safe on air force one with colonel rhodes." "I think we're good, here." "Sir, this is colonel rhodes." "They're using the iron patriot as a trojan horse." "They're gonna take out the president somehow." "We have to immediately alert that plane." "Okay, I'm on it." "I'll have security lock it down." "If need be, they can have F-22s in the air in 30 seconds." " Thank you, colonel." "Rhodes and stark out." "Everything okay, sir?" "Couldn't be better." "I love you, babe." "Colonel rhodes." "Glad to see you could make it, son." "I feel safer already." "We gotta make a decision." "We can either save the president, or pepper." "We can't do both." "Sir, I have an update from Malibu." "The cranes have finally arrived, and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak." "And what about the suit I'm wearing?" "The armour is now at 92%." "That's going to have to do." "Oh!" "Here he comes." "Here he comes." "Get a quick picture." "Sure." "Oh!" "Everything all right, colonel?" "It is an honor, mr president." "If you're gonna do it, do it!" "Whoa!" "Cool your boots, sir." "That's not how the mandarin works." "Sir, air force one has been compromised." "Internal shots, temperature spikes." "Get me eyes on it now." "Image coming through now, sir." "Was that rhodes?" "Is anyone there?" "Let us out!" "The president." "Now." "He's not here." "Try the jet stream?" "Speaking of which, go fish." "Walk away from that, you son of a bitch." "How many in the air?" "Thirteen, sir." " How many can I carry?" " Four, sir." "Slow down." "Slow down, relax." "What's your name?" "Heather?" "Oh, God!" "No!" "No!" "Listen to me." "See that guy?" "I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him." " You got it?" " What?" "Oh!" "I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand." "We can do this, Heather." "Easy, see?" "Eleven more to go." "Remember that game called barrel of monkeys?" "That's what we're going to do." "18,000 feet." "Come on, people." "Everybody, grab your monkey." "Nice." "10,000 feet." "6,000 feet." "Come on, people." "Come on, come on, come on!" "Yeah!" "1, 000 feet." "400 feet." "200 feet, sir." "He's a chunky monkey, let's get him." "Hello." "We made it!" "Nice work, guys!" "Excellent." "Good team effort all around." "Go us." "All right, Jarvis." "But it's only half-done." "We've still got to get pepper..." "That came out of nowhere." "Wow." "Give me some good news, man." "I think they all made it." "Oh, thank God." "Yeah, but I missed the president." "You couldn't save the president with the suit, how are we gonna save pepper with nothing?" "Uh... say, Jarvis, is it that time?" "The house party protocol, sir?" "Correct." "Hi." "You think he's gonna help you?" "He won't." "Having you here is not just to motivate Tony stark." "It's, um..." "Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that." "You're here as my, um..." "Trophy." "Mmm." "Good evening, sir." "Welcome aboard, mr president." "Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?" "Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow." "This is the roxxon norco." "And, of course, you'll remember that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off pensacola, thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court." "What do you want from me?" "Uh, nothing, sir." "I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV." "You see, I've moved on." "I found myself a new political patron, and this time tomorrow, he'll have your job." "String him up." "Hey!" "Come on." "You're not gonna freak out on me, right?" "I hope not." "Oh, my God." "He's strung up over the oil tanker." "They're gonna light him up, man." "Viking funeral." "Public execution." "Yeah, death by oil." "Broadcast will commence shortly." "Take final positions." "Okay." "That's good." "Now give me cameras a through e and we'll do a full tech rehearsal." "Ls your gun up?" "Yep." "What do I do?" "Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back." "Six, high, back." "All right." "You see that?" "Nailed it." "Yeah, you really killed the glass." "You think I was aiming for the bulb?" "You can't hit a bulb at this distance." "All personnel, we have hostiles" " on east unit 12." " Over there!" " I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12." " I'm out." "Give me..." " You got extra magazines?" " They're not universal, Tony." "I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff." "Give me another one." " One of yours." " I don't have one that fits that gun." "You've got, like, five of them." "Here's what I'm going to do." "Save my spot, ready?" " What'd you see?" " Too fast." "Nothing." "Here we go." "Three guys, one girl, all armed." "God, I would kill for some armour right now." " You're right." "We need backup." " Yeah, a bunch." "You know what?" "Is that..." "Yep." " Are those..." " Yeah." "Merry Christmas, buddy." "Jarvis, target extremis heat signatures." "Disable with extreme prejudice." "Yes, sir." "What are you waiting for?" "It's Christmas." "Take them to church." "Gentlemen." "Incoming!" "Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing." "This is how you've been managing your down time, huh?" "Everybody needs a hobby." "Heartbreaker, help red snapper out, will you?" "Nice timing." "Oh, yeah." "That's awesome." "Give me a suit, okay?" "Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me." "What does that mean?" "I got you covered." "Good evening, colonel." "Can I give you a lift?" "Very funny." "Sir, I've located ms potts." "About time." "Stop!" "Put it down." "Put it down." "Put it down." "See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?" "You're such a jerk." "Yep." "We'll talk about it over dinner." "Come on." "A little more, baby." "Oh!" "Is this guy bothering you?" "Don't get up." "Ooh." "Is it hot in there?" "Stuck?" "Do you feel a little stuck?" "Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit." "Oh, Tony." "She's watching." "I think you should close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "You don't want to see this." "Yeah, you take a minute." "Jarvis, give me a suit right now!" "Oh, come on!" "Mr president!" "Just hold on, all right?" "I'm coming." "Just hold on." "Hold on." "Okay." "Bye-bye." "Brace yourself." "You look damn good, mr president, but I'm gonna need that suit back." "The president is secure, Tony." " I'm clearing the area." " Nice work." " Ready, sir?" " What do you mean "ready"?" "Pep, I got you." "Relax, I got you." "Just look at me!" "Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there." "All right?" "You've got to let go." "You've got to let go!" "I'll catch you, I promise." """ " No!"" "A shame." "I would've caught her." "Eject." "Well, here we are on the roof." "Mark 42, inbound." "I'll be damned." "The prodigal son returns." "Whatever." "You really didn't deserve her, Tony." "It's a pity." "I was so close to having her perfect." "Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!" "Slow down!" "Slow down!" "You're right." "I don't deserve her." "Here's where you're wrong." "She was already perfect." "Jarvis, do me a favour and blow mark 42." "No..." "No more false faces." "You said you wanted the mandarin." "You're looking right at him." "It was always me, Tony." "Right from the start." "I am the mandarin!" "I got nothing." "Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!" "What?" "Oh, what, are you mad at me?" "Whoo!" "Honey?" "Oh, my God." "That was really violent." "You just scared the devil out of me." "I thought you were..." "I was dead." "Why?" "Because I fell 200 feet?" "Who's the hot mess now?" "It's still debatable." "Probably tipping your way a little bit." "Why don't you dress like this at home?" "Hmm?" "Sport bra." "The whole deal." "You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits." "What am I going to complain about now?" "Well, it's me." "You'll think of something." " No, don't touch me." " Don't worry about it." " No, I'm gonna burn you." " No, you're not." "Not hot." "Am I gonna be okay?" "No." "You're in a relationship with me." "Everything will never be okay." "But I think I can figure this out, yeah." "I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk." "I think I can get you better." "That's what I do." "I fix stuff." "And all your distractions?" "Uh..." "I'm going to shave them down a little bit." "Jarvis." "Hey." "All wrapped up here, sir." "Will there be anything else?" "You know what to do." "The clean slate protocol, sir?" "Screw it, it's Christmas." "Yes, yes." "Okay, so far?" "Do you like it?" "It'll do." "And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey had reached it's end." "You start with something pure, something exciting." "Then, come the mistakes." "The compromises." "We create our own demons." "Oh!" "Great to see you!" "Oh, bloody hell!" "As promised, I got pepper sorted out." "It took some tinkering." "But then I thought to myself, "why stop there?"" "Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous, but I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel." "And now, neither will I." "Let me tell you..." "That was the best sleep I'd had in years." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "No, look." "So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever..." "I guess I'd say my armour, it was never a distraction, or a hobby." "It was a cocoon." "And now," "I'm a changed man." "You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys." "One thing you can't take away..." "I am iron man." "You know, and thank you by the way." "For listening." "Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in..." "I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know." "Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener." "To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and my experiences with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half." "You know, it's like a snake swallowing it's own tail." "Everything comes full circle." "And the fact that you've been able to help me process..." " Are you with me?" " Sorry..." "I was, yeah." "We were at, uh..." "Are you actively napping?" "I was..." "I..." "I drifted." "Where did I lose you?" "Elevator in Switzerland." "So, you heard none of it." "I'm sorry." "I'm not that kind of doctor." "I'm not a therapist." " It's not my training." " So?" " I don't have the..." " What?" "The time?" "Temperament." "You know what?" "Now that I think about it..." "Oh!" "God, my original wound." " 1983, all right?" " Yes." "I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny." "That was weird."

"And this is where the Prince is stabled." "Oh, Sir Robert." "Sorry to disturb you." "This is Joe Barnes." "Josiah's boy." "I know who he is, Mason." "What's he doing here?" "He's keen to race horses." "I can ride, Sir Robert." "I'd love to be a jockey." "Would you?" "More than anything in the world." "Well, that's good, very good." "But what has it got to do with me?" "Well, I thought I could work for you." "I have all the jockeys I need." "Please give me a chance, sir." "I'll muck out the stables, clean the yard, anything you want." "I'll think about it." "Thank you, Sir Robert." "Sir, at the house, you better come quick." "Why?" "There's trouble, sir." "I told you Lady Beatrice is unwell and does not wish to be disturbed." "I think she'll make an exception in my case." "I'm sorry, sir." "I have strict instructions." "Are you going to let me speak to Lady Beatrice or will I have to use force?" "You'll answer to me first, Brewer." "This gentleman is most insistent upon speaking to her ladyship, sir." "I warned you never to come here." "Our business can be discussed at your office, not here." "I've tried to settle this matter on many occasions." "As you well know, Sir Robert." "You've got a nerve coming here after New Market." "I'm leaving nothing to chance this time." "Perhaps Lady Beatrice will be more prepared to listen to reason." "Your grievance is with me, Brewer, and with no one else." "It would certainly be of concern to Lady Beatrice." "Robert, who are these people?" "And what do they want?" "I'll tell you what I want, Lady Beatrice." "Get him out of here." "I want what's rightfully mine." "Get out." "Go while you can still walk." "I'll be back, Lady Beatrice." "Good day to you." "I'm sorry you've been upset, my dear." "What did he mean, Robert, what's rightfully his?" "Nothing for you to worry about." "But I do worry, Robert." "I know you too well." "He won't bother us again." "What should we do if he does come back, sir?" "If he does come back," "I'll deal with him myself." "Watson, do you know a bit of racing?" "I ought to." "I paid for it with about half my wound pension." "Then I'll give you my handy guide to the turf." "Your what?" "Does the name Sir Robert Norberton recall anything?" "Careful." "He's got a horse running in the Champion Stakes." "He lives at Shoscombe Hall." "His stables are known locally as Shoscombe Old Place." "But you don't know the man himself?" "I never met him if that's what you mean." "He has a reputation of being rather a dangerous man." "How dangerous?" "I remember an instance some months ago when he horsewhipped a man on New Market Heath." "Samuel Brewer, the Carson Street moneylender." "What was the reason for this assault?" "Well, I imagine that Sir Robert had a grudge against moneylenders." "Or is heavily in their debt." "Well, by all accounts, he's so far down Queer Street, he may never find his way back again." "I received a letter from John Mason, the head trainer at Shoscombe." "It arrived an hour ago." "Dear Mr. Holmes, you will no doubt have read of the disappearance a number of days ago of Samuel Brewer." "In the interests of my employer," "Sir Robert Norberton," "I should like to visit you to discuss a matter of the utmost urgency." "He suggests a convenient time?" "And already is several minutes late." "Samuel Brewer's disappeared." "The newspapers make a lot of it, but let's hear more about Shoscombe." "Well, the Shoscombe spaniels, special pride of the lady of Shoscombe Place." "The wife of Sir Robert Norberton I presume." "No, no, He never married." "He lives with his widowed sister," "Lady Beatrice Folder." "You mean she lives with him?" "No, no, the place belonged to her late husband, Sir James." "What should be amiss at Shoscombe?" "What indeed?" "(Knock at the door)" "And here I expect is the man who can tell us." "Yes?" "My eggs were hard boiled." "There's a Mr. Mason to see you, sir." "Thank you, Mrs. Hudson, show him in." "Sir." "If you'll come this way." "You got my note, Mr. Holmes?" "Yes." "But it explained nothing." "It was too delicate a thing for me to put the details on paper." "It was too complicated." "You may rely on the discretion of my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson." "Please sit down." "Thank you." "Mr. Holmes," "I think Sir Robert Norberton has gone mad." "Please, this is Baker Street not Harley Street." "Why do you say so?" "I believe Shoscombe Prince and the Champion Stakes have turned his brain." "Shoscombe Prince?" "Watson, you're invaluable." "A horse?" "The finest in England, sir." "The truth is Sir Robert has got to win this race." "He's up to his neck, and it's his last chance." "He's wagered everything he could raise or borrow on the horse, and he's holding off his creditors till after the big race." "Oh, if the Prince fails him, he's done for." "And you're assuming there's a connection between Sir Robert's debts and the disappearance of Samuel Brewer." "He's Sir Robert's principal creditor, and I don't mind admitting there's no love lost between them." "Well, after what happened at New Market" "I'm not surprised." "But that was just the start." "Brewer showed his face at the hall last week, and Sir Robert flew at him like a man possessed." "Said he'd deal with him if he ever showed his face there again." "I presume he has not returned." "I don't know, sir." "Not for sure." "I see." "In the event of financial catastrophe, would Sir Robert have any claim on his sister's estate?" "None at all as far as I know." "She only has a life interest in it." "It reverts to her husband's brother after her death." "In the meantime, her ladyship draws the rents every year." "And her brother spends them?" "That's about the size of it." "He must lead a most uneasy life?" "Well, maybe so, but they've always been the best of friends." "They have the same tastes." "She loves the horses as much as he does." "Or at least she did." "Every day at about 12:00 she'd ride down to the stables to see them." "And above all, she loved the Prince." "Good morning, Beatrice." "I can't wait to see their faces when this delightful creature is first past the post." "What say you, Mason?" "The others won't stand a chance, sir." "A three-length win, wouldn't you say?" "Three and a half, at least." "Just beware of raising your hopes too high, Robert." "You're not the only one who'd like to see his horse win the Champion Stakes." "I'm the only one with a horse like Shoscombe Prince." "Why he's on such good form, you could ride him to victory yourself, my dear." "I think not, Robert." "Our riding days are over." "You should be resting, my dear." "No, I'm fine, Robert." "Really, I'm fine." "You know what the doctor said." "You fuss even more than he does." "Jasper, good dog." "And how's Carrie today?" "Oh, very well, thank you, Sir Robert." "But for the past week, her ladyship has driven past the stables with never so much as a good morning." "Do you think there's been some sort of quarrel?" "And a bitter, savage, spiteful quarrel at that." "Now, he never goes near her." "She hardly leaves her room except to take her daily drive." "And I assume that you have witnessed such a disagreement?" "Well, no, not exactly." "But why else would he give away her pet spaniel, Mr. Holmes?" "She loved that dog as if it were her child." "Can you think of any reason why Sir Robert would wish to upset his sister in this fashion?" "None at all." "It's a cruel way to treat a woman with a weak heart." "It's damn rotten." "I must say he does not appear to be committing any crime that I recognize." "So why did Sir Robert leave the house at the dead of night, and who was the man he met?" "Go on." "Well, it was Stephens, the butler, who saw him leave, and he told me about it." "So the next night we followed him." "(unintelligible)" "So who was it," "Samuel Brewer?" "It was too dark to see his face." "When did Sir Robert give away his sister's dog?" "A week ago today." "Jasper was howling like a banshee at the mill house, but that was no good reason for the master to do what he did." "(Dog howling)" "Sir Robert." "I want it off this estate." "I don't care what you do with it just as long as I never have to see it again." "Yes, sir." "I gave the dog to Sandy Bain, the jockey." "Right then, Jasper." "Let's you and I go for a drink, hey." "Come on." "Next morning, he took it to Josiah Barnes, the landlord at the Green Dragon in Crendall." "Does Lady Beatrice have a companion?" "Her maid, Mr. Holmes." "Just the one?" "Carrie Evans." "But she's been with her this five years." "And is no doubt devoted?" "She is devoted enough, and I won't say to whom." "Uh-huh." "I can't tell tales out of school." "Sir Robert is something of a lady's man, hey?" "Do you not think the quarrel between brother and sister may lie there?" "Oh, that scandal has been pretty clear for a long time." "But Lady Beatrice may not have seen it before." "Let us suppose that she suddenly found it out, and she wants to be rid of the hated maid." "He will not permit it." "She refuses to speak to him." "And Sir Robert in his anger gives away her dog." "There's more to it than that, Mr. Holmes." "Mr. Mason, you have the advantage of us." "Perhaps there is something that you have not told us." "There's a central heating furnace in the cellar." "It's been off for some time, but Sir Robert complained of cold." "And had it on again." "Harvey runs it." "He's one of my lads." "He didn't like the look of it, Mr. Holmes." "And he brought it to me last night." "How often does Harvey attend the furnace?" "He makes it up every evening, and then he leaves it." "So anyone can visit it during the night?" "I suppose so." "But the lad has the key to the outer door." "I see." "What is the name of that tavern you spoke of?" "Green Dragon." "Is there any good fishing in that part of Berkshire?" "There's trout in the millstream and pike in the lake." "That's good enough." "What do you make of it, Watson?" "It's the upper contour of a femur." "Human?" "Without a doubt." "It's a bluff, sir." "Anyone could have sent it." "It could be a tout." "I don't care who it is." "I need to know if there's any truth in what he's written." "Carrie will be in charge of the house while I'm away." "Carrie, sir?" "Your concern must be for the Prince's training." "Nothing is more important than that." "Fifty-three," "Fifty-four," "Fifty-five." "Yes, ma'am?" "Thank you, Stephens, please take the tray now." "Fifty-six." "I leave at dawn." "Two rooms is it then, sir?" "And two glasses of your best ale." "Right, sir." "Holmes?" "Hm?" "Sh." "Good day, gentlemen?" "Hello, old fellow." "Oh, ladies, I'm so sorry." "I didn't see you sitting there." "There's quite a bite in the air, isn't there?" "Oh, you'd much rather be free, wouldn't you?" "Landlord!" "Is it really necessary to keep this dog tied up like this?" "If I didn't, sir, it'd be off back to the owner in a jiffy." "You see, sir, Jasper's a Shoscombe spaniel." "Oh, I should have known." "You see, I'm quite a dog enthusiast myself." "Wait." "Be careful with that luggage or I'll skin you alive." "Don't you mind him, sirs." "He takes after his mother." "Out for a bit of fishing, hey?" "We thought we might try and land a pike or two at the Hole Lake." "You might find yourselves in the lake before you were through." "(Laughter)" "Why is that?" "That Sir Robert is terrible jealous of anyone who might be spying on his stables." "Well, we're not touts." "He's the sort that strikes first and speaks afterwards." "Watson, I think we should take a little walk before lunch." "Well, that's a splendid idea." "Do you think we could take the dog with us, landlord?" "By all means, gentlemen." "But mind what I said about Sir Robert." "It's this way, Watson." "What about Sir Robert?" "By my estimate, he should be well on his way to York by now." "How do you know that?" "Because I had a telegram sent to him." "Holmes, what have you been up to?" "Of course, Palmer's the favourite is stabled somewhere near York." "I merely advised him that the horse has shown much improvement in the last few days." "He won't be pleased when he finds he's been duped." "I'm sure he'll be furious." "Jasper." "Jasper." "Come on boy, hello boy." "How are you aye, hello." "Jasper." "Here." "Hm." "Do I know you?" "No, but evidently, Jasper knows you." "You must be Sandy Bain." "Yes, sir." "It was you that brought Jasper to the tavern last week." "That's right." "You're fond of animals?" "They're all God's creatures, sir." "I won't see no harm come to them." "Mr. Mason seemed to think that Jasper had a lucky escape." "He must have had a reason for behaving like he did." "I'm sure Sir Robert had the best of motives." "No, I'm talking about Jasper." "He's always such a quiet dog." "Well, something must have happened to him." "At the millhouse?" "No, sir." "The cellar?" "No, sir, at the old church." "It was the same morning" "I brought him to the Green Dragon." "It's an old ruin chapel, and under it there's a crypt which has a bad name among us." "Jasper." "Not that way." "Jasper." "Jasper, come back." "Jasper, come back." "Jasper." "Jasper." "Jasper." "Come on, boy." "Come on." "I'm not playing games now." "Jasper." "(Crying)" "How far are we away from the hall?" "About a quarter of a mile, sir." "I'm correct in thinking that Lady Beatrice takes a drive about midday?" "Yes, sir." "Thank you, we've not a moment to lose." "Come Jasper, come Watson, come." "Stop the carriage, Watson, stop the carriage!" "Excuse me." "Could you direct us to the Green Dragon in town?" "Drive on, drive on." "Stay, stay back." "Stay back." "Well, there's nothing we can do until Lady Beatrice takes her drive again tomorrow." "You still haven't explained why I risked my life this afternoon." "To test a theory." "You must be very disappointed." "I was almost killed instead." "On the contrary, I think my little experiment was quite successful." "I fail to see how." "The dog, Watson, the dog." "Did that suggest nothing to you?" "Well, Carrie Evans is determined to keep the dog and her mistress apart so." "There is an alternative?" "Yes, that Sir Robert has done away with the moneylender, Samuel Brewer." "Don't forget." "Don't forget the human bone that was found." "I haven't forgotten." "It's perfectly clear to me." "They've crossed swords before." "It's possible that Sir Robert has gone too far this time, and is guilty of murder." "What the boy found is all that remains of the unfortunate moneylender." "Oh, no, no, thank you." "I'm famished." "Ah." "A fresh catch, Mr. Holmes?" "Best I've seen in a long time." "These are deep waters, Watson." "Deep and rather dirty." "I would like to borrow the key to the cellar." "For what purpose, Mr. Holmes?" "To get inside." "Where is Sir Robert?" "Well, Sir Robert left for York early yesterday morning." "He isn't expected back till some time tonight." "I'd show you around the house myself, but master left Carrie in charge, and she won't let anyone past the door." "He left a maid in charge of the house?" "I told you things were bad between master and her ladyship." "Whereabouts is Lady Beatrice's room?" "It's on the ground floor, Mr. Holmes, on account of her ladyship's heart." "Precisely on the ground floor where?" "Second room in the corridor beside the cellar passageway." "Has there been any change in the running of the house since we spoke at Baker Street?" "None that I can think of, apart from the fact that" "I had to dismiss Harvey, one of my stable lads." "Wasn't he the one that found the bone in the furnace?" "That's right." "What is the reason for his dismissal?" "Well, he'd stolen some money from somebody on the staff and so." "Ah, here's the Prince himself, Mr. Holmes." "Every inch a champion, wouldn't you say?" "Yes, he's a very fine creature, but you're the expert, Watson." "Hardly an expert, Holmes." "I am aware of the Prince's bursts of speed over a final furlong but the fact is he hasn't yet won a major race." "Do you think he's still in with a good chance?" "If he's given the ground, then yes." "All right, all right, hold your horses." "I'm coming, I'm coming." "Good afternoon." "You must be Stephens." "That's right, sir." "I'm a doctor." "Well, Sir Robert asked me to call on his sister at the first opportunity." "I'm new to the area." "Well, he said nothing about it to me, sir." "Well, he must have forgotten." "Hardly surprising for a man as busy as Sir Robert." "I'm afraid her ladyship is out taking her carriage exercise at the moment." "How long is she likely to be?" "Well, no more than half an hour, sir." "Well, in that case I don't mind waiting." "You appear to be in some pain yourself." "Well, it's the rheumatics, sir." "These old bones have taken a pounding in their time." "Health's not what it was." "Now, why don't you tell me about it?" "Beg pardon, sir?" "Well, now that I'm here," "I might as well make myself useful." "Oh, that's very kind of you, sir." "Thank you." "Well, it starts in the bottom of my wrist." "And then it goes up." "In your shoulder?" "S.B." "Of course, the worst time is first thing in the morning." "My back and my legs, oh, stiff as a board." "And my feet, did I tell you about my feet?" "No." "Oh, I'll tell you about my feet." "Blocks of ice, like blocks of ice." "Can't feel them sometimes." "Your blood's not circulating properly." "It's a common problem." "And then there's the other trouble." "The other trouble?" "You know, the other trouble." "I've tried everything, but it doesn't make any difference at all." "I'm in just as much agony now as I ever was." "Roll it right up." "(Bell ringing)" "Oh, that'll be her ladyship." "She's back early." "Please excuse me, but I'm afraid" "I have another urgent appointment." "Almost there, my lady." "Thank you, Stephens, we'll be all right now." "Thank you, Stephens." "Right you are, Miss." "Strange." "Holmes, thank goodness." "Fortunately, the bedroom is on the ground floor." "Did you have any luck?" "A few things are still unclear, but before the night is out," "I hope to have solved the mystery of Shoscombe Old Place." "If Samuel Brewer returned to the hall to demand his money, he might have done so at night." "He could have been the man that Sir Robert met at the old church." "Perhaps Sir Robert flew into one of his rages and killed him, and in a moment of sheer panic tried to dispose of the body by putting it into the furnace." "Hence, the note case." "Watson, the vibrations!" "If perhaps maybe I admit all the evidence we have so far is purely circumstantial." "Oh." "Resin." "Resin?" "On an alcohol base." "Traces of it on a few strands of hair found in Lady Beatrice's room." "Come, Watson." "The telegram will not keep Sir Robert away much longer." "Where are we going?" "Sir Robert." "What happened while I was away?" "Nothing, sir." "Don't lie to me, Mason." "Something's been going on behind my back." "Has anyone been around here asking questions?" "No one, sir." "Apart from some people I met near Crendall." "I don't know their names." "What did you talk about?" "Nothing much." "They were interested in the old church." "Fool!" "Well, if Samuel Brewer was not the victim," "why was his note case found in the cellar of the hall?" "Who else in the household has the initials S. B?" "S.B., S.B." "Sandy Bain." "Harvey was dismissed for stealing from other members of the household." "One of his duties was to tend to the furnace in the cellar." "Well, the fact remains that the body was burned." "If it wasn't Brewer's, then whose was it?" "Holmes." "What could you possibly be able to find in a place like this?" "The lead lining's been cut." "Just as I thought." "The bolts have been loosened." "Watson, I'm going to need your help to open this." "Holmes, that's desecration." "Who are you?" "What are you doing on my property?" "Do you hear?" "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "Oh." "(Screaming)" "Ah, Mr. Holmes, what's happened?" "A good question, Mr. Mason." "One that should be directed at Sir Robert." "Oh, blasted contraptions." "How dare you?" "Get out." "I was going to join you for tea, but I see I'm too late." "Get out this instant or I'll call for Sir Robert." "Sir Robert knows that I'm here." "Please, Miss Evans, will you sit down?" "I felt I couldn't visit Shoscombe Old Place without paying my respects to Lady Beatrice." "Oh, you have brandy with your tea?" "For medicinal purposes, of course." "I see, I see." "But is it enough I wonder?" "Enough for what?" "Brandy revives the spirits." "I hardly think it is sufficient to raise the dead." "Don't move, Miss." "Evans." "That should be comfortable enough until your own doctor arrives." "Thank you." "I am Sherlock Holmes." "Perhaps my name is familiar to you." "I know appearances are against me, but you must believe that" "I could act in no other way." "I'm very happy to hear you say so." "But I fear your explanations must be for the police." "Please, Sir Robert." "The responsibility for what has been done is entirely mine." "Ms. Evans and Joe Barnes were merely following my instructions." "You must promise that they will come to no harm." "I can promise you nothing." "But I will hear a plain statement of the facts." "Very well." "You've clearly gone pretty deeply into my affairs, otherwise I should not have found you where I did." "I've always known that if Beatrice died, the estate would revert to my brother-in-law's family." "Everything would be seized, including the stables and the horses." "Well, Mr. Holmes, my sister did die, just a week ago." "And you told no one?" "I had little alternative." "If I told the truth, I faced absolute ruin." "But if I could stave things off until the race," "I knew all might be well." "Beatrice died of the heart condition that had long afflicted her." "That will be for a coroner to decide." "Her own doctor would certify that for months, her symptoms had threatened such an end." "Joe Barnes came to see me in search of work a day or two before Beatrice died." "He seemed a trustworthy lad, and it came into my mind that he might for a short time impersonate my dear sister." "It was but a case of appearing daily in her carriage for no one need enter her room save Miss." "Evans." "Of course, I had to take her into my confidence." "The whole deception distressed me greatly, but I could see no other course to take." "Naturally, the body couldn't remain in the bedroom." "On the first night," "Joe and I carried it out to the old mill house." "We were followed by her pet spaniel which afterwards howled continually at the door." "So I felt some safer place was needed." "I got rid of the dog, and we carried Beatrice to the crypt of the church." "It seemed to me to be no unworthy resting place if we put her for a time in the coffin of one of her husband's ancestors lying in what is still consecrated ground." "I paid my respects to her there every day." "As to the old relics which we took from the coffin," "Joe and I removed them." "He descended from the bedroom at night and burned them in the furnace." "Was it necessarily to lay that monstrous trap?" "I was determined that no one should disturb my sister's rest." "But how you suspected her death" "I cannot imagine." "Well, yesterday, when Miss." "Evans ordered the carriage to drive on," "I concluded that she was afraid of something." "I suspected that something was Jasper." "Miss." "Evans knew that dogs do not make mistakes." "He would have known that it wasn't his mistress." "But we must leave all this for the police." "But why?" "A day or two is all I need." "Say nothing yet I beg of you." "The race will have been run, and my nightmare might be over." "I loved Beatrice with all my heart, and there was no indignity or irreverence." "I don't feel I have wronged the dead." "I realize that my motives were selfish, but my sister would not have wished to see me destroyed." "That does not entitle you to break the law." "Listen to this, Holmes." "Following the success of Shoscombe Prince in yesterday's Champion Stakes," "Sir Robert has received sufficient winnings to settle all his debts with enough left to reestablish him in a fair position in life." "Ah." "However, the victory was marred by the sudden death of Sir Robert's sister," "Lady Beatrice Folder whose love of horses was at least as great as his own." "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk." "Even the elusive Samuel Brewer has returned from his hideaway in France to send a telegram of congratulations to Sir Robert on his win." "It transpires that even creditors have their creditors." "It explains why Samuel Brewer was so anxious to get his money back." "But to send a telegram, such a bare faced hypocrisy." "So how much did you win on Shoscombe Prince?" "Twenty guineas." "That's disgraceful." "Champagne, Mrs. Hudson?" "Of course, in the circumstances." "Well, that's very good of you, but I've only won 20 guineas." "Plus my ten." "You're not the only one that likes a plunge on the horses from time to time, Doctor." "Oh, gee." "Well, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."

"Stop!" "Here!" "This is the boss." "Let's go!" "Shit!" "Let's get out of here." "Stop there." "There's no doubt." "It was anarchists who placed the bomb." "This is their "signature", gentlemen." "Minister, you must know that it's easier to falsify a flyer than to place a bomb." "After all, you are still alive Mr. Palmer." "Sorry to disappoint you." "Are not all these deportations illegal?" "25,000 already got deported..." "Do you mean that the anarchist bombs against Morgan, Rockefeller and me are legal?" "The objective of their attacks is to terrify the unions, the true enemies of capitalism." "You are poisoned by the red propaganda." "Your department is accused to infiltrate the unions." "Hundreds of spies and specialized provokers, a full special espionage unit." "Also you are poisoned by the red propaganda!" "The Bishop of New York says:" "The country is imprisoned by the panic and the hysteria." "Another infamous part of the history of the United States." "Is the Catholic Church also poisoned by the red propaganda?" "The bishop take care of souls," "I take care of my country." "In Boston the Secretary of State declared:" ""If we could... we would deport them and shoot them."" " Do you agree?" " Well, I wouldn't shoot them." "Why don't you say anything to us about Andrea Salcedo?" "Like what?" "How he mysteriously fell from the 14th floor of the Police Department." "You are an anarchist!" "The Minister of Labor is in opposition to the deportations." "Is he perhaps also a red rebel?" "Soon we will know who is the leader of the reds in our country." "Are you accusing the Minister of Labor?" "I am not accusing anyone." "A few good quotes for the special edition..." " Who is it?" " My name is Boda, Mrs. Johnson." " I'm here to get my car." " One moment." "What's up?" "It's the Italian, Mr. Boda, he's not alone." "Call the police." "Tell them that they are here." "I'll do that." "He's on the phone." "He's on the phone!" "We shouldn't stay." "Sorry, we have to leave immediately." "No problem, I will help you tomorrow." "Stop it!" "You're under arrest!" "A Colt 32." "Found in the pocket of Nicola Sacco." "32 bullets of various brands." "One Harrington Richardson, caliber 38, fully loaded." "Found in the pockets of the other fellow, Bartolomeo Vanzetti." "They deny illegal arms possession." "So what do you say?" "Mr. Sacco, would you have the kindness to respond?" " We don't have permission to carry arms." " I don't know how to express myself." "Italians, right?" "U.S. citizens?" "Anarchists." "You know, Mr. Sacco, you have nothing to fear." " You understand me?" " More or less." "You said that you don't speak our language too well, but we will make everything to help you." "Do you understand me now?" "Yes, everything." "Tell me, Mr. Sacco, why do you walk around armed?" " And with all this ammunition?" " These are difficult times." "Doesn't it strike you, Mr. Sacco, that in these difficult times not even a night watchman could go armed at night without permission to carry arms?" " What did you do in Bridgewater?" " I accompanied Vanzetti." " He went to look for a friend." " What friend?" " Poppy." " Poppy?" "Poppy, I know him only by that name." "An where did you meet this Poppy?" "In the drugstore, like always." "And when meeting this Poppy at the drugstore, why did you come armed?" "Well, I wanted to see Poppy to request him to help a friend." "I believe he wanted to sell him fish." "That was a good one, Mr. Sacco." ""I believe he wanted to sell him fish."" "And what type of fish?" "Hammerfish?" "Swordfish?" "Or flatfish?" "Bartolomeo sells fish." "And what do you sell, Mr. Sacco?" "Lies?" "I'm a shoe factory worker." "Who were the other three on the tram?" "I don't know them." "They were friends of Vanzetti, I don't know them." "One of them is called Mike Boda." "Does that name mean anything to you?" "No." "So you go out armed at night, looking for Poppy, and end up at the house of Simon Johnson and then with three guys on a tram." "Three guys who you say you don't know." "I don't understand politics." " Union man?" " No." "Then you are an anarchist." "No." "Do you by any chance know..." "Andrea Salcedo?" "No." "Today, Wednesday the 5th of May, 1920, we have interrogated two suspects many contradictions..." "Nicola Sacco, a shoe factory worker." "Wait." "The assault on the shoe factory on South Braintree wasn't there shots fired from a Colt 32?" "Hello?" "Nicola Sacco or Nick Sacco." "Nicola." "Quiet." "It's been confirmed." "Sacco did not attend his work on the 15 of April." "And the other case?" "Nothing." "No proof that the anarchist movement have received any larger sums of money until now." "The hats." "Put the hats on." "Hats off." "Very well." "Now pretend you're holding a gun." "The right arm!" "More lifelike, please." "Come on!" "They aimed upwards!" " What...?" " Quiet." "Don't move!" "Turn against the wall." "They want to scare to us." "Now turn to the right." "You are lying, systematically." "Are you always lying?" "I'm not lying." "You were armed, right, Mr. Vanzetti?" "You're an idiot and a liar." " Always lying." " I'm not lying, I insist." "Are you an anarchist?" "You understand me?" " Are you an anarchist?" " No!" "A communist?" "Mr. Vanzetti, don't make have to repeat all my questions." " No." " A socialist?" " No." "Answer with "No, sir"." "No, sir." " Union man?" " No, sir." "Member of the mafia?" "No, sir." "Where were you on the night of the 2nd of January?" "Don't remember?" "You're a liar, Mr. Vanzetti, a charming liar." "Do you recognize him?" "Do you remember that day?" " Which day was it?" " The 2nd of January." "This year?" "This year?" "This year." "And the 15th of April this year, where were you at 3 pm?" "You want this question also repeated to you?" "I'm trying to help you." "Today is Thursday 6th of May, three weeks since the 15th of April." "Simple, right?" "Where were you on the 15th of April at 3 pm?" "I was selling fish." "What's so funny about selling fish?" "Where?" "In Plymouth as usual." "You were not in Plymouth the night of the 2nd of January, nor any other night." "And if I showed you another photo, Mr. Vanzetti, a photo taken at 3 pm on the 15th of April, this year, 1920, showing you in South Braintree..." "South Braintree?" "As the District Attorney for the cities of Norfolk and Plymouth..." "I formally accuse Bartolomeo Vanzetti for double homicide and robbery together with Nicola Sacco ...and other unknown men." "These crimes were committed on the 15th of April at 3 pm, on Pearl Street, South Braintree, in front of the Slater Morris shoe factory where a bloody assault occurred in which" "Frederick Parmenter, the company's cashier, and a guard, Alessandro Berardelli, were shot dead." "I don't believe you mean this seriously." "Take him away." "What are you doing?" " Take him away." " What are you doing?" "How can you?" "Damn you!" "Bastard!" "Damn you!" "Let go of me!" " Bartolomeo!" " Nicola, Nicola!" "Homicide!" "Homicide, Nicola!" "Homicide, Nicola!" " Bartolomeo!" "Bartolomeo!" " Homicide, Nicola!" "Let me out of here!" "Remember your promise, don't make this political." "Have faith in us, madam." "Moore have defended many striking workers." "He is the lawyer all unions have trust in." "He knows what to do." "Just stay calm, Mrs. Sacco." "The District Attorney agrees to not make this a political trial." "But outside..." "Court in session!" "Attention." "The state and commonwealth of Massachusetts." "versus Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti, both present, arrested in the afternoon on the 5th of April, 1920, in Brockton, formally charged for double homicide and robbery." "on Pearl Street, South Braintree" "The shooting started here." "Mr. Bostock..." "You were closest to the scene." "At what distance were you when Parmenter and Berardelli went down?" "I would say about five or six yards." "So you saw both bandits when they shot?" "Yes." "Would you recognize both the accused or at least one of them?" "One of the bandits who was shooting in South Braintree?" "I'm not sure." "When the shooting started, Mr. Spencer, you were the first on the scene." "What did you see?" "I saw the guard Berardelli lying on the ground..." "A man was shooting at him." " This man, what did he look like?" " He had dark, wavy hair, cut short in the back." "What was your distance to that man?" "About 4 or 5 yards." " Is that man in this room?" " Yes." "Can you point him out?" "It's him!" "Do you know his name?" "The one without moustache." "Say his name." " Nicola Sacco." " Who?" "Me?" "What are you saying!" "?" "Nothing has changed, stay calm." " The man driving the car?" " Blonde, pale." "Thin, blonde, pale, weak." "Dark skin, black moustache." "I'm not in any doubt, it was that man, Bartolomeo Vanzetti." "The train was coming." "The crossing barriers were down." "The car came towards me." "He aimed at me and said:" "Put up the barriers!" " And another thing..." " Yes, what?" "He called me a son of a bitch." "Only one small circumstance." "Vanzetti doesn't know how to drive." "Perhaps the man with the moustache sat down in the car later..." "And when you were confronted with a gun... you became confused..." " Objection." "Objection sustained." "I will reformulate the question." "Are you sure that the man with a moustache, identified as Vanzetti, was the driver?" " Well, not absolutely, but..." " But you are sure that... the face you remember is the face of the defendant?" "Yes, sir." "In conclusion, Mr. Goodridge..." "You heard the first shots when you were playing billiards." "First you went to the window but didn't see anything, then you heard more shooting and went outside." "At what did distance did you see the dark car?" "More or less 6 yards." "And what more did you see?" "I saw a dark-haired man who aimed at me with a pistol." " Would you recognize him?" " Yes." "It's him, the man to the left." " Are you sure?" " Completely." "Isn't there a pending trial in this court against the witness?" "Then his testimony has no validity." "Dr. Moore!" "When addressing a judge, please rise!" "Understood, Dr. Moore?" "You know or should know that the criminal records only mean something after pronouncing the sentence." "Cancel the question about the car." "I ran towards the window, the one facing Pearl Street." "I saw a dark car on the street, driving very fast." "I want to ask what distance it was." "Go on." " You understand the question?" " Yes, sir." "Let's say... around 20 yards, and it can be verified." "Please continue." "I saw a bandit, the man over there..." "Objection." "Very well, objection sustained." "The witness should only rely on facts." " May I speak?" " Sure." "Well, I would say his face had some noticeable characteristics." "Fine features, high forehead, no beard." "Swept back hair style... his hair about 2 inches in length." "I noticed that his left hand... he held the gun in his right hand, of course, but the left hand was holding the arm support of the front seat." "I remember it well, it was a firm hand which gave an impression of strength..." " Do you also recall the dimple on his chin?" "Mr. Moore!" "How long did this extraordinary vision go on?" "Objection." "The defense asks the witness to guess, not to rely on facts." "Objection sustained." "However, the prosecution should ask the witness this question." "Answer the question." "I don't know exactly perhaps one second." "And tell us, Miss Splaine, who is this bandit that you have described in such detail?" "I already told you." "Nicola Sacco, without a doubt." "One moment, sir." "Thanks." "The car was found in the woods, not far away from here." "Marie Splaine stood in the window on the second floor." "There, Goodridge." "Spencer and other witnesses in those windows." "Levangie at the railroad crossing." "Those bullets were shot at Bostock." "Who tried to help the cashier." "That's all, gentlemen." "Miss Splaine, do you know that this case is resting on your testimony?" " Objection!" " Objection sustained." "You said you were about 20 yards from the car?" "Yes." "In your opinion, what was the speed of the car?" " Objection!" " Objection sustained." "Miss Splaine..." "Take a look at that man, the first on the second row to the right..." "Can you tell me the color of his tie?" "No, sir." " I do not see well at that distance." " How far would you say it is?" " Objection!" " I'd say it's less than 15 meters!" "Do you want us to believe..." "Young lady, tell us the truth... there's no shame in using eyeglasses." "It's true that when I'm at work..." "I use eyeglasses all the time." "I forgot to say that, how stupid of me." "So you're saying there is no doubt that the man who was shooting was Sacco?" "I have no doubts, no." " No doubts?" " No, I already said that." "No?" "Nevertheless, at the police station... you identified another man on a photo, and you said:" ""This is the first one that I recognize."" "Why have you changed your mind?" "Answer the question." "I was confused." "When indicating the photo, or when indicating Nicola Sacco?" "I didn't say it was him..." "I just said that Mr. Sacco looks like the man that I saw in front of the factory." "But what did you really see?" "Objection." "The defense is frightening the witness." "Objection sustained." "Very well, you may leave the stand, but not the court," "I'm not done with you." " You were at the scene, together with Mr. Pelser?" " Yes, sir." "Please tell us what you saw." "The shooting started..." "Pelser threw himself to the floor, so did I." "We were lying next to each other" "Only later did I get to the window." "I did in fact not see the men..." "I only saw the number on the license plate." "Thank you, Mr. McCallum." "Mr. Wade works at the gas station." "That's here." "On his way home he passed, less than eight yards away, the car of the attackers... exactly here." "This is very serious..." "You said before the man looked like Sacco..." "Can you confirm that under oath?" "I..." "I'm not sure..." "Finally an honest man." "And why are you not sure?" "The truth is, that some time afterwards..." "I saw another man at a barber-shop who also looked like the man who killed Berardelli." "Thank you, Mr. Wade." "As you all know." "The gentleman here is the only person who've said that the man who was driving the car had black moustaches, and that this man is Bartolomeo Vanzetti." "All the others say that the driver was blond or thin." "Then... the prosecution suggests you're saying that Vanzetti could have been the man that was seated behind the driver." "You saw a man leaning out of the car, but you didn't recognize him, right?" "That's right, sir." " You were here, right?" " Yes, sir." "That is wrong, totally wrong!" "You said that you lowered the barriers, which means you were here, to the right, and not next to the driver." "After lowering the barriers, he could have crossed the street." " Thank you, Mr. Katzman..." "We still need to hear it from the witness." " Yes, like that." " Like what?" "Like Mr. Katzmann said." "So you lowered the barriers and crossed the street and when the car came, you were there?" " Yes." " Yes?" "Too bad for Mr. Levangie, and the prosecution, that there are many witnesses, workers and neighbors, who give contradictory testimonies." " Did Mr. Levangie stand near the sentry box?" " Yes." "On the left hand side?" "Yes, sir." "I accuse Mr. Michael Levangie of giving false testimony." " Silence." "Session suspended." "Seems like all is going well." "If we were just thieves it could go well." "But we are anarchists, that's not allowed." "Just watch them." "This trial may go wrong." "But who are you?" "We worked for the committee, but without means." "The defense is our hope." " Who, Moore?" "The comrade Moore?" "He just looks for another legal victory." "I don't trust him." "Levangie has completely turned the trial." "The jury will have to listen to Bostock and the other witnesses again..." " Enrico, all well?" " Good work, Mr. Moore." "It's necessary to give him a lesson." "Let's enter." "This court... in rejecting the incrimination of Mr. Michael Levangie... it condemns" "the terrorist methods used by the defense when interrogating the witnesses." "They are making it a political process." "We have responsibilities that we should comply to." "We can't keep up with all witnesses changing their minds." "Attention, people waiting." "Please make room." "Don't worry, Nicola, everything will be fine." "I have much faith." "Step back!" "We need to pass!" "Dante!" "Dante!" "Dante!" "Dante answer me!" "Where are you?" "Dante!" "Dante." "What are you doing?" "What do you want?" "Come with us." "Coward." "This will learn to change your testimony." "If they prohibit alcohol... they would also have to prohibit" "French people..." "The Irish..." "English..." "Quite many Italians." "The Greek and Polish too." " That's Boston." " You forgot the Germans." "Do you mean D.A. Katzman, Mrs. Evans?" "Here are your Germans, madam." "And Judge Thayer!" "And finally, a few drops of Angostura." "The majesty of justice..." "The concept of justice is rather bitter." "You don't believe in the innocence of those two, do you?" "I don't know." "All I know is that this is an ordinary trial." "Until recently, two anarchists like Sacco and Vanzetti, would have been deported." "But now they might end up in the electric chair." "It's an ordinary trial." "And after the attacks of Mr. Palmer, the American democracy will be pleased." "Mr. Thompson, the most famous lawyer in Boston, saying this is an ordinary trial?" "A new cocktail?" "Perfectly "Legal", Mr. Katzman, without one drop of alcohol." "I call it "Sidecar"." "Why?" "Perhaps everything started with a motorbike?" "A Sidecar?" "Are you speaking about the trial against Sacco and Vanzetti?" "Yes, a trial out of the ordinary." "It begins with a Sidecar and ends up with witnesses being beaten up." "Do you remember the man who worked in the gas station?" "What are you insinuating, Mr. Rennie?" "Excuse me." "The deportations were criticized and unpopular." " However, an ordinary trial..." " A trial against two anarchists, Mr. Rennie." "Is it a crime to be an anarchist?" " Anarchists and immigrants." " This is a country of immigrants." "How long have you been in America, Mr. Katzman?" "I'm convinced that Sacco and Vanzetti have robbed and assassinated, and I will prove it." "The sentence will soon have some political meaning." "Captain Proctor, could you explain to us the results of the ballistic investigations." "This is a Colt 32 that belongs to Mr. Sacco." "This is a Harrington Richardson 38 that belongs to Mr. Vanzetti." "The bullets are recognized by the caliber but also from when they were fired..." "They rotate from left to right, or from right to left, leaving grooves in the bullet." "But the only type of American pistol that rotates from the left is a Colt 32." "Thank you, Captain, please be seated." "3 of the 4 bullets from the body of Berardelli... have right rotation." "The same for the two bullets taken from the body of Parmenter." "But the fourth bullet, the lethal bullet, has left rotation." "It was fired by a Colt 32." "Captain, after the ballistic tests, can you tell us if this bullet was shot by the Colt of Mr. Sacco?" "In my opinion, it was probably shot by that pistol." "Sacco was not in South Braintree that day!" "He couldn't have been in South Braintree on the 15 of April." "Because that day he had requested a day off from the factory for serious personal reasons." "Dear son..." "I understand that the death of your mother has caused you much sorrow." "She expressed how much she wanted to see you again before dying." "Don't forget to meet up..." ""You do not know what it means to have a son live so far away, and for so many years."" ""I hope we meet again."" ""Longing to hold you close."" "Mr. Consul, one moment please." " Do you have any other documents?" " This is all I have." "I've never before been presented with any such photographs, so big, I mean." "There were two of them, I think." "It was the day of the 15th of April." "I remember because I looked at the wall calendar hanging on the wall in the office." "Yes, it was at 2 pm or perhaps a little later." "I recall that day also because I closed the consulate half an hour later." "With so many people visiting the consulate, you said you're receiving between 150 and 200 visitors every day, ...that's correct, right?" " Uhu." "You must have an incredible memory..." "That day, how was the defendant dressed?" "I don't remember that, only the peculiar photograph." "Let's talk about another peculiar date... the 17, 19, 21 , 24 or 29th of April." " Listen..." " Choose any date," "2nd of May, or the 3rd or 4th, or the 6th." "Yes, I remember another peculiar thing that happened on the 1st of May... but last year." "When the consulate was full of immigrants that requested protection from Attorney General Palmer." "Those are true facts!" "Mr. Adrower, just answer the questions." "Mr. Palmer is the Attorney General of the United States... and you are the representative of a foreign country." "You should pay respect to... and... answer the questions." "So you don't remember any other peculiar events at the Italian consulate, except the one involving Mr. Sacco?" "Yes, sure, if you prefer it that way, Mr. Katzman." "Mr. Kelly..." "Have a good look at this cap, including the inside." "Do you notice something?" "Yes, the lining is broken." "Didn't you say that Sacco used to hang his cap on a nail?" "Yes, but not..." "Is this the cap of Mr. Sacco?" " It seems too small." " If it would be larger though, it would be Mr. Sacco's, right?" " Objection!" "Well, Mr. Sacco... can you put it on?" "No." "What do you mean?" "You must put it on." "I'm no clown." "Mr. Sacco, nobody disrespects you, but you must put on the cap." "No, properly." "No, properly, I said." "Enough!" "On the 15th of April," "I was in Plymouth, like every morning." "Bart!" "You want a cup of coffee?" "I already had one, thanks, actually two." "Fish!" "Big, tasty and fresh!" "Fish!" "Looks good, seems fresh." "Smell." " Would that be all?" " Yes." "How do you remember the time being 12.30?" "I am a craftsman... and I leave my workplace at 12.30, at the sound of the siren." "And why do you remember it was the 15th of April?" "...and not the 13th, or 14th?" "I don't remember it that way, but because I buy fresh fish every Thursday." "It doesn't stay fresh more than a week." "Could it be another week, the 8th or 22nd of April?" "Listen..." "Could it be another week, the 8th or 22nd of April?" "What are you saying?" "On April 8 I was operated for my appendix." "Look here." "Thank you." "And I had only one." "I was operated for my appendix on the following day, and..." " And what..?" " He says it was his only appendix." "Mrs. Brini, have you known Mr. Vanzetti for a long time?" "Ever since I arrived in Plymouth four years ago." " He lives in your house?" " Yes." " Do you like lodging him?" " Yes." "Do your husband like it?" "Objection!" "With the permission of the defense..." "In case of necessity... would you make a sacrifice to save a friend?" "Specially if he's Italian?" " Objection!" " What's wrong?" "Mr. Katzmann, omit the last part of the question." "Omit "Specially if he's Italian."" "Would you do anything for a friend?" " Of course." " Answer yes or no." "You remember where you were on the 15th of April, because you bought a dress quite peculiar, no?" "People like me do not buy dresses every day." " We talked about it also." " You talked about it?" " We reconstructed everything." " Reconstructed?" "With whom?" "With my husband and the neighbors." "Also with the man with appendicitis?" "Of course." "Thank you, Mrs. Brini." "The ballistic tests established that at least one bullet, the one that killed Berardelli, came from the pistol of Mr. Sacco." "With such evidence, scientific and indisputable, all arguments of the defendant collapse like a house of cards." "Tens of witnesses have declared..." "But what kind of witnesses?" "A row of pitiful people... from the underbelly of our society." "Ragged!" "They hate us!" "Silence!" "The prosecution..." "The prosecution has shown that the defendants were present at the violent robbery in South Braintree on the 15th of April" "I don't want to offend anyone, but the Italian witnesses are not trustworthy." "Mr. Katzmann, moderate your language." "Moderate?" "This is racism!" " Racism!" "Do you want to end up on the defendants' bench, Mr. Moore?" "The defendants' bench is the most untainted place in this room." "Mr. Moore!" "We confront reality, we examine it well..." "We are uncivilized!" "Italians, Greeks, Poles, Puerto Ricans, Chileans." "It takes efforts and pain trying to settle in a superior society trying to assimilate to our way of life and thought." "This is racism!" "Members of the jury..." "The defense talks of racism, it opposes testimonies from honorable American citizens, in favor of irresponsible and scrupulous witnesses, a bunch of poor immigrants, people who do not know anything about our national principles, about the grand ideals of our democracy," "and the justice that reigns in our country." "People who don't speak our language." "Racism!" "Racism!" "These are the same ideas of the fanatics in the Ku Klux Klan." "They poison America." "Ku Klux Klan!" "One more word, Mr. Moore, and I'll charge you for contempt in court." "Continue, Mr. Katzmann." "They represent the greatest danger to our free institutions." "We must be perceptive, certainly, but not until the point of..." "Racism!" "Racism!" "Ku Klux Klan!" "The Californian lawyer, the indescribable Mr. Moore, mention the Ku Klux Klan." "Does he know that bonds also exist between the immigrants?" "That there are deviant blood ceremonies among Italians, where the blood of the teacher is mixed with the blood of the disciple... that's perverted!" "Barbarians!" "Barbarians!" "Thank you, Mr. Thompson, for coming to the defense committee, but I don't agree with you." "The objective of the court, whatever the cost, is to reach a just sentence." "I'm not so sure about that." "Whatever the cost, they want to reach a political sentence." "That's the reason of the justice." "Such premise does not lead to any acquittal." "Why do you think that they would be acquitted?" "I believe in justice." "But Mr. Thompson, everything is so obvious." "I asked myself the same as Mr. Moore..." "Speak out, forget formalities." "We are all convinced that Sacco and Vanzetti are innocent." "They are." "But then where are those truly guilty?" "We will know in time!" "I just wanted to say..." "Have they done something to find them?" "To find them?" "Why not ask the police, or Thayer, or Fuller!" "This way you aren't of much help." "You don't seem to believe that the police, the judge, or the governor are in agreement of a sentence, to whatever the cost." "Do you mean you were convinced that they don't wanted to mix the trial with politics?" "That is right." "I made that mistake." "I ask the court to interrogate the defendant Bartolomeo Vanzetti." "When did you arrive in the United States, Mr. Vanzetti?" "Thirteen years ago, in 1908." "Were you an anarchist already then?" " Not completely." " Please explain." "When I saw how bad things were in my country" "I thought things here would be different." "Is that why you became an anarchist here?" "Let's say that I finished my radicalizing here, as I began working in a factory, 13 years old, to support myself." "And you ended up being an anarchist?" "I am still an anarchist..." "Everyone here is." "I don't understand the reason of this farce." "Mr. Vanzetti..." "Why did you lie to the police officers in Brocton the night you were arrested?" "I was scared." "Scared of what?" "Mr. Moore..." "I'll tell you what I and Nicola was doing that night." "We were returning propaganda material to the houses of comrades, in order to hide it." "For that reason we needed Boda's car." "We knew also... that another one of those big "razzias"" "against foreigners was being prepared." "And two days earlier... the body of... one of our comrades... was found... at dawn." "Mr. Vanzetti." "And I'm saying his name:" "Andrea Salcedo!" "Andrea Salcedo, our comrade!" "He was found dead after falling from the 14th floor of the building of the New York City Police Department!" "Bravo, Vanzetti." "We were scared." "And that's why you were armed, I suppose." "Have you ever fired a gun, Mr. Vanzetti?" "No, I've never fired a gun in my life." "I don't even know how to point a gun." "Or how to drive a car." "Please... tell to the court why you were armed." "We had really thought of throwing them away." "We had brought all the bullets that we had kept in our drawers." "Mr. Sacco, did you need weapons that night like one of those guards would do?" "We did, but we wanted to throw them anyway, it was too dangerous." "Why didn't you apply for a firearms license?" "It's not easy in this country for an anarchist to get permission to carry arms." "Like in any country, Mr. Sacco." "Yes." "In any country." "You don't love this country, do you?" "Why do you say that?" "I love this country." "Did you also love it in May of 1917?" "That is not so easy to explain..." "You didn't understand the question?" "You need the interpreter?" "No, it's not necessary, I understood." "Then answer with a yes, or a no." "Yes." "You say you loved this country... but when you needed to serve it as a soldier you ran away to Mexico?" " Let me explain..." " Answer yes or no." "Did you run away to Mexico to avoid serving the country that you love?" " But I'm a worker." "Did you run away to Mexico in May, 1917?" "Yes, I did." "Finally!" "It's difficult to get an answer from this gentleman." " Why did you run away?" " Because I'm an anarchist worker!" "Which means..?" "It means that the anarchists believe in a world without borders." "I understand." "We are objectors of conscience." "Do you love the government of the United States?" "I do not love the government of the United States." "Is that why we see bombs against ministers and bankers of the state?" "I've never put any bombs, or shot any shots." "You never put any bombs." "You don't believe in bombs then?" "I believe in anarchism." "But what type of anarchism is it that you want to create?" " Could you explain that to the court?" " Anarchism means freedom." "The abolition of societies divided by classes." "Respect for the other." " Enough!" " To me, these are the things that matter in life." "I try to live my life following these ideals." "Here are the arguments of the prosecution!" "Workers who fight against their bosses." "Only to shorten unacceptable work hours, of 16, 17, 18 hours per day, and to ask for better wages." "This is the true meaning of this trial." "To cause harm to workers and to the unions, through an infamous campaign against foreigners." "Counselor, I demand silence!" "It wouldn't have been allowed for a defendant to distribute documents to the jury." "I give you a serious reprimand." "Take those photographs back." "Very good!" "Bravo!" "Silence!" "Otherwise I will expel you." "So you hand out anarchist leaflets, but know nothing about bombs." "And speak of love for your neighbor, but walks around armed." "You love this country but when you are asked to serve it you run away to Mexico." "Why didn't you stay in Mexico?" "It's a free country." "I didn't do well there, I couldn't find work in my trade." "After all sacrifices I made to learn my trade," "I wouldn't go to Mexico to work with anything." "So your relation with the United States is just a work relation, measured by how much money you get." "Mr. Sacco, this is the love you have for our country, isn't it?" "Measured in dollars and cents." " Objection!" " Objection overruled." "The defense have introduced these kind of arguments." "Please continue." " May I speak?" " Request granted." "You speak of dollars and cents, sir." "Lets speak about millions of dollars." "If you speak of an industry manager or the head of a bank who donates money to a university everybody says:" "What a great man he is!" "But I have worked 13 years in this free country, doing what I've been told to." "I have worked like a slave and still I don't own anything, not a single dollar." "In here, all you here is:" ""Passport, passport!"" "But when I went to the consulate to organize my journey back, to be repatriated..." "I didn't even have money to pay for the trip!" "After thirteen years I would return to my homeland with nothing." "Like when I started." "Sit down." "This is why I became an anarchist," "I just wanted to live a decent life... that our children would get education, a good start." "White, blacks that's not important." "However, the capitalist class who just accumulate money in the banks and command young people to go to war, to death..." "We don't want that." "We don't accept it." "We don't accept the war." "What right does a man have to kill another man?" "I work with German friends who treat me like a brother." "Why should I kill them?" "Morgan and Rockefeller are not the great men of this country, sir." "I have seen better people than them." "Some are in the jail, like Eugenio Debs, a great man of this country." "He is also imprisoned because he is socialist." "They are great people who make this country progress." "I love this country because of them." "I don't have more to say." "Thanks to the court for its kind tolerance, and for listening to what one of the defendants have to say about our institutions." "Remember what you have heard and what has been documented." "This is just a small part of the red and anarchist activity against our country." "At this point I want to ask you to remember and reenact, in all its aspects, the purpose of the assault in South Braintree." "The verdict can be only one." "I have nothing more to say." "Thank you." "For you it's more or less the same, isn't it?" "Sure, my wife has been feeling lonely all the time I have been here." " Sheriff, we are finished." " Already?" "That was fast, it's just five o'clock." "You have only used less than two hours." "A bit hasty perhaps." " Hasty?" "Yes, perhaps you're right." "Did you say five o'clock?" "Then we can have another meal, courtesy of the state." "Come!" "Come, they are here!" "Attention." "It looks like armed Italians have come from New York to liberate the convicts." "Keep your eyes open." "Press." "Today they check everyone." "They suspect something." " Do you know why?" " They must be scared." "The time has come." "Don't worry." "They are 5 hours delayed, that is a good signal." "Court in session!" "Mr. Chairman." " Have you reached a verdict?" " Yes." "Nicola Sacco!" "Bartolomeo Vanzetti!" "Mr. Chairman, raise your right hand and turn to the defendants." "Defendants, listen to the chairman of the jury." "Mr. Chairman," "Do you declare the defendants guilty or not guilty?" "Guilty." " Guilty of murder?" " Murder." " In the first degree?" " In the first degree." "Do the jury declare under oath that the defendants, Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti, are guilty of murder in first degree?" "Yes." " Is that your verdict?" " That's our verdict." "Is that the verdict of all members?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "That's our verdict." "Nico!" "They want to kill you!" "I don't understand this sentence." "It's absurd." "It is an absurd sentence." "Vanzetti, this is a conspiracy." "Sacco, it's clearly a conspiracy." "We will appeal." "Shut up!" "We must." "It's a conspiracy." "You and your politics." "We wont go to the electric chair." "Enough committees." "I don't want to be a political martyr." "I want to live." "To live!" "I also want to live, but in another world." "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "No!" "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "Nick and Bart, talk to us." "Nick and Bart, talk to us." "We are two unfortunates." "We have been deceived." "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "Look at this." "We will insist that the verdict is discharged, a very important filing." " Perfect, make a copy of this." "First of all we must locate" "Mary Splaine, Goodridge and Pelser, the key witnesses of the prosecution." "The police is attacking the protesters." "Everybody, come!" "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "Clear!" "Clear!" "Sergeant, this is abuse!" "Are you wounded?" "The strong arm of the law." "Where do you want to go?" "To the Defense Committee?" "Rennie, I don't want to see my name in the newspapers." "When it comes me, you can be calm." "Which means?" "Somebody doesn't like what I write." " They refused it?" " Uhu." "From now, Moore will be aided by Thompson, he is a great lawyer." "They are preparing an appeal." "I'm sure you will soon be released." "You are too far away, Rosa, I want you near me." "Come closer." "I could not live without you." "I'm not able." " Do you remember the night when..." " Nicola, you will soon be released." "I'm thinking of you all the time." "Most Americans are taking our side." "Your speech really impressed everyone." "They speak about you on the radio, in the newspapers too." "People are working..." "printing flyers with your picture." " There are manifestations..." " No!" "What's wrong, Nicola?" "It's Moore who's asked you to say that, isn't it?" "What are you saying?" "Rosa..." "We were going to return to Italy..." "And now this..." "Why?" " Can you tell me why?" " No, Nicola, nobody can." "Dante..." "Come here." "Come to your father." "What's wrong?" "Are you ashamed of me?" "Are you ashamed of your father?" "Because they say that I'm a thief and a killer?" "Get out of here." "Go now!" "Now!" "Get out." "They should all die." "Freedom for Nick and Bart." "No!" "They call me an assassin and a thief!" "They say that I'm an assassin." "An assassin and a thief!" "They say that I'm an assassin and a thief!" "Thief, thief, thief..." "Assassin and thief." "I know that your name isn't Goodridge at all... you're also a bigamist... and has been accused of swindle." "Or am I wrong?" "Forgot everything during the interrogation, that's for sure!" "And now, what happens?" "What do you get in return for your false testimony?" "You've been promised impunity, isn't that so?" "I... can't stand this anymore." "You live in hiding, Pelser, like an animal." "No friends around, only policemen." "Why is that?" "Are they forcing you?" "Yes." "We have read the withdrawal statements, obtained by Mr. Moore... of the prosecution's witnesses" "Mr. Pelser and Mr. Goodridge." "Pity that the Mr. Pelser and Mr. Goodridge also sent these declarations to the court," "where they blame Mr. Moore for putting strong pressure on them." "Mr. Moore, your conduct is unprofessional." "The withdrawals are the results of intimidation." "Therefore your appeal, as presented here, is rejected." "You cannot speak of my professional conduct, sir, because during all this trial the court has used every occasion... to show its preconceived ideas... and its racist hatred of the defendants." "And to you, Mr. Katzmann, who uses scum like Pelser and Goodridge..." "Be careful of what you say, Mr. Moore." "Only courtesy for this court prevents me from indicting you." "The court is suspended." "Mr. Feliciani said you will withdraw." "I'm thankful to you." "There were difficult moments and we didn't always understand." "But you are a good and honest man... and I'm very thankful to you." "Thompson will do better than I have." "He is more capable." "If I'd continue... it would all be the same." "Are you leaving immediately?" "I have everything here." "This... and this." " Please send us your articles." " Good bye, counselor." " I'm sorry." " Good bye." "Good bye." " Have a good trip, counselor." " I'm very sorry." "I know who attacked the shoe factory..." "I was there..." " What's your name?" " Celestino Madeiros." "I'll be damned..." "We were five guys in the Buick that committed the robbery." "We changed car in a forest, and arrived in South Braintree around noon." " Then we began to drink." " Where did you know each other from?" "I worked for some time with Barney at the Bluebird Inn." "It's in Providence, five miles across the Massachusetts border." "A very comfortable place... to rest in between one work and another." " So you met the others there?" " Yes." "Are they from Providence?" "What are their names?" "No, I wont say that." "I'm not an informer." "Tell us everything or tell us nothing." "I'm not a snitch." "So what makes you want to speak out now?" "I saw Sacco..." "that was painful." "You have been sentenced to the electric chair... for robbery and homicide?" " Yes." "And now you're hoping for a delay..?" "What's the benefit of that?" "There are witnesses, maybe someone saw you shooting." "I didn't shoot anything in South Braintree, I was drunk." "I was scared and stayed in the back seat of the car..." "I didn't move a finger." "They fooled me, okay?" "Back in the forest, when changing car, they fled with the loot and I never saw them again." "Where did you say you worked?" " Excuse me, does Barney live here?" " May!" " I'm looking for Barney." " He's not here." "Is this his house?" "It used to be." "Now it's a shanty." "Do you know Celestino Madeiros?" "And who are you?" "I'm a lawyer." "Well, you don't look like a police." "Did Madeiros work here in April of 1920?" "I don't know, perhaps he was in Mexico." "No wait, he went there later." "He gave me a present... on the 1st of May." "He was always broke, but I remember that day, because he had 2800 dollars." "He lied, they didn't fool him." "After the robbery he had 2800 dollars..." "Exactly a fifth of the loot in South Braintree" "Here they are." " Go back to your country!" " Bastards!" "Yes, we had a gang here in Providence that used to rob cargo trains." "They were Americans of Italian descent." "Known as the Morell gang, or Morelli gang." "Arrested on the 8 of October of 1919." "Then they were in prison on the 15th of April, right?" "I'll check that out." "Joe, Fred" "Mancini, Pascuale Morelli." "Trials in May, 1920." "No, in April they were out on the street, released waiting trial." " Thank you, inspector." " You're welcome." "Excuse me, inspector." "Who was the lawyer defending Morelli in May, 1920?" "Don't speak to me about professional ethics when defending the Morelli gang of robbers, and the boss of it all, Joe." "He was bad." "But anyway... they had informants in the industrial areas." "They made notes about transport trucks, what was being loaded, for later use..." "Mr. Geary, which were those factories?" "There were many." "Everything is in the files." ""Rice Hutchins", for example." " That's all I remember." " I see." "In South Braintree." "Everything is in the archives of the court." "Counselor!" "The file of the trial isn't here." "No indications, sir, no suspicious talking." "Not even when he was delirious." "Only two names, always Rosa and Dante." "No messages from the outside either, except for letters controlled by you, sir." "If you prefer, sir, if you have other instructions..." "I don't have, thank you." "I could write that your woman needs you, and your son too, but I ask you to recover, for the benefit of our comradeship." "And when I say comradeship, I'm speaking about our innocence." "The truth, our ideas..." "I'm speaking about our freedom." "Doctor... not today." "Please, not today." " I want to improve without." " If you want to improve... it means you are getting better, Nicola." "I am piano salesman." "What brand of pianos, Morelli?" "Listen, if you're here to cut my hair..." "Have you ever heard of South Braintree?" "do you know a Puerto Rican called Celestine Madeiros?" "I've never known any Puerto Rican." "And Steve Bentkowski, this Polish guy?" "No Poles either." "And this man?" "Bloody Gyp?" "Nobody I know." " What?" " He's never heard of him." "And I suppose you don't know Mancini." "Mancini who?" "There are so many Mancinis." "There are also many Morellis... but Mancini was in your gang." "Have you ever heard of Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti?" "Sacco." "Yes..." "I read that he was prosecuted and tried for robbery." "Exactly." "Do you know where?" "Nicola Sacco." "Sacco." "But if you know Mancini, why don't you ask him?" "These men are Sacco and Vanzetti." "Have you ever seen them?" "No." "They don't seem like types who do armed robberies." "It's hard to judge only by their faces, of course, but... they could be radicals and extremists, but they don't seem like robbers to me." "Do you think these two look alike?" "No, not at all." "Did you use a Colt 32?" " No." "A Spanish pistol." "A Star." "During the trial... you said about the bullet that killed Berardelli:" ""In my opinion it was probably shot by that pistol."" "What does that mean?" "It hoped that Moore would ask me more about that in the court, but he didn't." "I would have said that... it could be several American pistols..." "A Colt 32 can shoot that bullet, any Colt 32." "In other words, not necessarily the one of Sacco?" "There's been no test proving it was Sacco's pistol." "You must have said that in the court." "You said several American pistols?" "Yes... and an Austrian, the Steyr, and a Spanish who can shoot that type of bullet." "The Spanish Star." "Here's Mancini's weapon file..." "It's a Spanish make, a Star Automatic, to be precise." "Can I see this pistol?" "For an old friend?" "Of course, come with me." "Only because it's you." "It never fails." "The archive-number is 33.410.52." "But..." "This is Nicola Sacco." " Nicola Sacco, without doubt." " Thank you, Mrs. Splaine." "This is the man who fired on the guard." "He wore a beret." "He looks like many other men, but it's him alright." " Very good, thank you." " You're welcome." "Yes, he was one of them." "He's the man who was driving." "Unfortunately, Captain Proctor has passed away." "Therefore I must still rely on his testimony from the trial..." "Why not bring in another expert?" "As the previous test indisputably has proven the guilt of Nicola Sacco, all new attempts to reopen the trial are useless." "As for hearing Celestine Madeiros, who at the moment is on death row," "I must conclude that it is of no relevance." "It would be a groundless testimony from an unreliable man." "To annul the verdict based on this type of evidence would seriously undermine truth and justice." "You are the one that undermines justice." "No one dares to admit the mysterious disappearance of the Morelli case file, that Mancini's weapon has disappeared from the Attorney General's office in New York." " What do you want to insinuate?" " I don't insinuate, I'm pointing at facts." "No, you're making accusations." "You're accusing me and a public office, and also ex-minister Palmer, who is now the Magistrate of the United States." "You accuse everybody of conspiracy to put Sacco and Vanzetti in the electric chair." "Exactly my point." "The court hereby rejects the request to reopen the trial." "It is now the hope of the court that nothing will prevent the sentence." "I'm very thankful to you, Mr. Thayer." "You have helped me to completely lose the hopes" "I have had for justice and for this nation." "I will never again put my foot in a courtroom." "Never more exert a profession that forces to me to deal with people like you." "People for whom I only feel the deepest contempt." ""Not even a dog deserves to die... based on the evidence presented in this trial." " Radical?" " Conservative." "The Springfield Republican." "Very good." "It speaks only of the most important matters." " What's that?" " The petition asking you to intervene." "Signed by 474,842 people." "Here are more petitions, signed by the universities of Yale, Columbia, Kansas, Ohio..." " Missouri, Minnesota..." " Just tell me the ones missing." "None, sir." " Counselor Thompson, sir." " Let him in." "In conclusion, to this date, our office has received more than" "17,000 letters and telegrams." "I'm requesting that you hire more personnel." " To reinforce the secretariat." " Very well, we will speak about that." " Adams." " Sir?" "Good morning, Mr. Thompson." " Please be seated." " Good morning, Mr. Fuller." "Governor, I've come to ask you to reopen the trial." "There are fair reasons to suspect bias of prosecutor Katzman..." " ...and of judge Thayer..." " Do you mind to sit down?" "These are very serious accusations." "A cigar?" "We are very far from the terror climate and persecutions established by Palmer." "Palmer is now gone..." "American democratic institutions have been restored..." " ...then, why...?" " Mr. Thompson..." "I know what you're going to say and you know what my answer will be." "You want to save the lives of Sacco and Vanzetti?" "You know I can't intervene in the decisions of judge Thayer." "There is only one way." "Bartolomeo Vanzetti, have you got anything to say before the sentence of death will be passed upon you?" "Yes." "I want to say that I am innocent." "In all my life I've never killed or robbed anyone." "I've never spilled a drop of blood." "I have fought for a better world." "I've fought exploitation of human beings." "That's the reason why I'm standing here now." "None else." "There is something Mr. Katzman said, that keeps ringing in my mind:" ""Mr. Vanzetti came to this prosperous country... in order to become rich!"" "It's a phrase that amuses to me." "I never wanted to become rich." "That's not the reason why I'm standing here now." "I'm paying for mistakes made by others." "I am suffering because I am a radical, and indeed I am a radical," "and because I was an Italian, and indeed I am an Italian." "I am so convinced to be right that if you could kill me two times, and if I could be reborn two other times," "I would live again to do exactly the same." "Nicola Sacco." "My comrade Nicola!" "Perhaps I'm a better babbler than he is, but many times, many times... when I hear his voice, when I think about him" "This man... called thief and assassin" "and whom you are going to kill..." "When your bones, Mr. Thayer, will be dispersed by time, and your name and your law" "are nothing but a deem rememoring of a cursed past, his name, the name of Nicola Sacco," "will live in the hearts of the people." "We are thankful to you." "Without you, we would be nobody." "A good shoemaker... and a good fish-peddler, sure," "but never in our full life could we hope" "to do so much work for tolerance, for justice, for man's understanding of man." "You have given meaning to the lives of two poor immigrants." "Nicola Sacco, have you got anything to say before the sentence of death will be passed upon you?" "No." "On this day, the 9th of April, in the year of our Lord, 1927, this court sentence" "Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti to suffer the punishment of death by electrocution of their bodies." "This is the sentence of the law." "Why don't you have a look?" "Look out, it's beautiful." "Look." "What do you want to see, Bart?" "Have you lost your hope?" "After seven years..." "I want an end to all this." "We've had discussions in the Committee." "Did you read the petition written by Thompson to Governor Fuller?" " Yes, I read it." " And what do you think?" "It's good." "Modify two or three things... but it's good." " It's good." " Did you sign it?" "Yes, I signed it." "Virginia!" " Have you lost your faith?" " Nicola did not sign." "You know how Nicola is." "He has lost faith." "I hope that some comrade of the defense committee can make him change his mind." "Virginia." "Virginia!" "Bartolomeo Vanzetti, sir." "Come here, Mr. Vanzetti." "I've been eager to meet you for a long time." "I am Governor Fuller." "Bartolomeo Vanzetti." " I want to return to my cell." " Please." "Have a seat." "So you are the famous Bartolomeo Vanzetti?" "I've never had the intention to be famous." "But now you are." "You have submitted a petition in order to obtain my mercy, and to pardon you." " Are you sorry?" " No." "It may sound strange, Mr. Vanzetti, but I would like to ask for your advice." "What would you do in my place?" "You are the authority." "Let's see." "You are an anarchist," "I'm a conservative." "In addition I am the governor of one of the most conservative states in America." "What makes you think that I would have mercy for you?" "I understand what you mean." "Why should an anarchist believe in the mercy of the bourgeoisie." "I would like to know... how do you regard power relations within what you call bourgeoisie." "Mr. Fuller... you're ignoring my case, my petition for mercy." "You are fighting against a system... represented by president Coolidge, judge Thayer, the governor... and every guard of this prison." "Do you think that this chain, this system, is so weak that an important person, like a governor," "would grant mercy for an anarchist, an enemy of the system?" "So now you admit... that we were condemned for being anarchists, not for being thieves and assassins." "Well..." "Suppose you were not an anarchist or a radical, and was accused of homicide, do you think you would have got such red-blooded reactions from the world?" "Of course not, Mr. Vanzetti." "You do not appeal to the authorities like an ordinary citizen, but like an anarchist, supported by a global movement." "An act of mercy might cause certain opinions about challenging the system, or could be regarded as an act of weakness." "I only want justice, Mr. Fuller." "You don't think justice can be part of an authoritarian system." "What if you were in the power... would you grant mercy?" "I don't ask for mercy, I only want justice." "But I want to repeat that this system is based on violence and not on justice." "You, Vanzetti, an anarchist, is talking about violence?" "I've heard that nonsense for seven years now." "I already told you." "This is a society where we are forced to live, and we want to destroy any society based on violence." "To beg to be alive is violent." "The misery which we are subjects to." "So many men are violent." "Money is violent." "The war." "Including the fear to die." "The fear that we all feel, every day, is also violent." "So, Mr. Fuller, don't simply say to me..." "Bartolomeo Vanzetti, your petition is rejected." "Excuse me, Governor, remember that you have to be at the palace for the reception of Charles Lindbergh." "Very well." "I haven't decided yet." "Before my decision I wanted to speak with you." "You are a symbol, Mr. Vanzetti, but the man behind it is about to be executed." "What should we save?" "The man or the symbol?" "Nicola..." "I just want to say that you did good not asking for mercy." "Only an assassin would do that." "My son, instead of crying be strong" "Be brave and comfort your mother" "Don't cry for the tears are wasted" "Let not also the years be wasted" "Forgive me, son, for this unjust death which takes your father" "from your side" "Forgive me all who are my friends" "I am with you, so do not cry" "My dear son," "I have dreamed of you day and night." "I don't know if I'm alive or dead." "I would have liked to embrace you and your mother." "Forgive me, my son, for this unjust death which takes your father from your side." "Today they will crucify our bodies, but they can't destroy our ideas." "They are for the youth of the future to come, for young people like you." "Remember, my son... in the play of happiness," "don't you use all for yourself." "Comfort those in need... your neighbor, those who cry, the persecuted, the oppressed." "To all who might need it." "Remember, my son... in the play of happiness, don't you use all for yourself." "Remember, my son... in the play of happiness..." "They can't destroy our ideas." "They are for the youth of the future to come, for young people like you." "Good bye, my love." "My son." "Comrades." "According to the law, I declare you dead."

"Early Winter, 2005" "Another bottle please" "I'm sorry" "Where's my drink?" "Ma'am, where's the remote?" "Drop the knife!" "Drop it, you fuck!" "Please... don't let him kill me..." "Her blood is on your hand now" "Ma'am!" "Towel!" "Stop, you fuck!" "Motherfucker!" "Stop!" "Put your fucking hands in the air!" "That's enough" "Turn around!" "On your knees!" "Hands on your back!" "I'll... kill you..." "You're scared, aren't you?" "You killed her too, didn't you?" "What did you do?" "Answer me, motherfucker!" "I should slit your mother's throat next" "No, not yet" "I have big plans for you later" "15 years ago after killing 10 women" "the suspect disappeared into this dark alley" "His statute of limitations expires today" "We met up with the lead detective on the case Lt. Choi Hyung-go" "Sir, how about a word to the suspect who may be watching now" "There's one thing I want to tell you please stay alive" "Korean clicks are just glorified, low-level hoodlums" "I was watching that" "Huh?" "Buddy!" "How dare you switch the channel when I'm on it!" "Lt. Choi, please leave" "I can't see you this way any more" "Go" "Please" "Hey, Hyun-sik" "Do you remember how many titles I defended?" "Yeah, 6 Asian titles" "I wanted to win World Championship and place the belt on mom's grave" "Hyun-sik, are you home now?" "Let's talk in person" "I was pretty much an orphan after what happened to mom" "You treated me like your real brother" "I won't forget it" "Hyun-sik!" "Jung Hyun-sik!" "Hyun-sik!" "What are you doing up there!" "How'd your mom feel if she saw you like this in heaven?" "You have to see him suffer and die!" "You can do this after that!" "I know how you feel, so come down and let's talk" "Hyung-go, I'm sorry..." "Hyun-sik!" "Jung Hyun-sik, 1973-2005" "CONFESSION OF MURDER" "2 years later, late autumn, 2007" "Hyung-go!" "You got a call!" "Answer your phone!" "Still dead of the night!" "What?" "What time is it mom?" "I'm sick and tired of your drunken stupor!" "Answer it!" "Gwang-su, I told you I help mom on weekends new cases can wait until Monday!" "Help me with what, you do nothing but sleep!" "When did I not help?" "What?" "Turn what on?" "Lee Doo-suk, the author of 'Confession of Murder' revealed that he is the killer of an unsolved serial killing case that shook the nation 17 years ago" "The press conference is already heating up due to the fact that the writer confessed after the expiration of statute of limitations" "Lee Doo-suk is stepping in now" "Thank you everyone for coming to the launching press conference" "This book was written to sincerely repent for his crimes, so please refrain any offensive questions" "Yes?" "What's the point of confessing after evading formal investigation, and committing the perfect murder?" "'The point of confessing'..." "It may be hard to believe... but I'd say it's out of guilt" "And I wish others would share my guilt" "Guilt trip after all these years?" "What a load of shit" "Can you let him continue?" "Let's hear him out" "Mr. Lee!" "As you can see you'll be criticized and chastised mercilessly, are you afraid of anything?" "My confession will bring immediate chaos, but I hope these ghastly cases do not occur through this book" "You're a very handsome man" "How do you take care of your skin?" "That's the best you can do?" "We shouldn't allow female reporters to question" "Is there a proof that you're the real killer?" "You'll find sufficient descriptions of the murders in the book" "And Lt. Choi!" "I guess he's not here today" "I'm sorry... for what I did to you" "Honey, isn't he talking about you?" "The bullet that Lt. Choi fired, is still inside me" "This is an x-ray of the slug" "Can you show us your bullet wound?" "It'll be distributed nationally tomorrow, and online reservation starts midnight today" "We wish for your glowing endorsement" "The site is overloaded Please try again later" "Shit, I was gonna read for a change..." "Can you give us a comment?" "Tell us how you feel!" "Mr. Lee!" "How do you feel?" "Will you give me some room!" "Mr. Lee, why don't you repent tomorrow when it's sunny?" "Did you pick today because of the rain?" "Let's just to this tomorrow!" " Give me that umbrella!" " This is mine!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "How do you feel?" "!" "How do you feel?" "!" "A comment please!" "Please accept... my apology..." "Snap m" "Mr. Lee!" "How do you feel now?" "One comment please!" "Mr. Lee Doo-suk!" "Will you repent to remaining families of the victims too?" "I'm stunned..." "So he's the real killer, but no way to lock him up" "You sure about that?" "Will you take responsibility for it?" "I don't even co-sign for my clad, why would I do that?" "I'm just saying" "Idiot..." "Don't you agree?" "You were there too" "A fraud can't be this vivid with the details, it's bulletproof" "Bulletproof?" "Nothing's ever without holes" "You're talking about the last missing case, that's probably not his work" "I thought this was a violent crime unit?" "When did it become a library?" "It looks nice!" "Well, isn't this the tragic hero, Mr. Choi?" "What's with you?" "You're a celebrity now, fucker" "In any case, is that bastard Lee real deal?" "So what if he is, we can't even lock him up any more" "Lee Doo-suk may not be the killer, idiot!" "Look at his face does he look like a killer?" "Don't you smell something fishy?" "Come on, sniff!" "I think I smell Chinese, sir" "Your meal's here!" "Did you wait for the cue?" "How could you eat Chinese at a time like this?" "You can't figure out what's what with an empty stomach, goddammit!" "What did you just say, asshole?" "!" "So we starve until the job's done?" "It's not like we can afford anything other than Chinese anyway" "You're crawling up my ass lately" "I'd fire you, if you weren't my Academy junior..." "I'm hungry." "Order us some too!" "Yo Chink, let's make another drop 3 noodles and plenty of radish" "You slutty whores, get your own fucking radish!" "Look at this fucking asshole" " I'll..." " Hey!" "What a fucking horror case" "Lt. Choi!" "Lee Doo-suk wishes to formally offer his apology," "Out!" "Everyone out!" "This is a police station, not a street market!" "400,000 copies sold in 3 clays, as the former officer in charge, what's your opinion on the matter?" "Could we do this after lunch?" "Is he referring to you when he said 'someone will feel the guilt'?" "Get out!" "Get out now!" "God damn it!" "Let me eat in peace!" " Please tell us!" " Everyone out!" "It's Lee Doo-suk!" "Please step out of the way" "Mr. Lee!" "What are you up to?" "It's been a while, Lieutenant" "Get that hand out of my face" "Is this your entourage?" "Not so happy to see me after all these years?" "Come on, smile for the camera" " Shut your fucking trap!" " Same old foul mouth." "Holy shit!" "Is he nuts?" "!" "Move aside!" "Yo Lee, have you eaten yet?" "What?" "Eat this shit, motherfucker!" "Have some more!" "HEY!" "give me the gun!" "Mr. Kang Do-hyuk" "Who are you?" "Welcome back" "'Amateur HQ' sign would complete the look" "I'll be with you!" "My bladder's about to burst, should I piss in my pants?" "Shit!" "You, you're Kang-sook?" "Get your pants up" "That brat, not a shred of shame!" "This is all there is to victims' families?" "After inquiring around, only a few of us will get involved in this matter" "Forget it" "But madam, do we have to get involved ourselves?" "Aren't there some shady men you can hire?" "Look!" "A white snake!" "Do-hyuk's here!" "You've grown old" "Want a bowl of snake soup?" "Drop this nonsense and sit down!" "Couldn't assemble a worst group even if I tried" "'Confession of Murder' is breaking bestseller records," "He's so radiant" "You gotta be beautiful even to commit crimes nowadays" "It's his willingness to repent that makes him attractive" "Why don't you join his fan club then?" "Fan club?" "I'm too old for that..." "but I should try." "Are we celebrating his stint on our show?" "Station chief, we were able to get Lee..." "So did you get the Lieutenant or not?" "!" "Sir, I think we need to rethink about Choi" "The last outburst is reason enough..." "If we put them in the same room during a live show, we can't predict what he'll do" "Get them, whatever it takes!" "Or clear out your desks!" "Chief, it's not that..." "He could shoot him dead on the air!" "Producer Park, if he kills on live television," "it'll be an exclusive, a major one!" "Get Choi!" "What did he whisper before you stuffed his face?" "He asked me to do it" "Look how well he manipulates the media" "He comes off as a saint" "I'm using the media too!" "Sure, you're giving them plenty to write about idiot..." "By the way, my spidey senses are tingling" "I think he has an ulterior motive" "Repent, clean up his image and start a business" "Like those celebrities" "Stop your yapping" "You got a call" "Hello?" "Yes, this is he" "What debate?" "How do you control the media so well?" "It was so clever to repent to the doctor" "One clean slap!" "If you went to those other hicks, they'd have tried anything to get a piece of the pie!" "And what a brilliant idea to seek Choi!" "You planned this all, didn't you?" "So smart" "You already know what'll happen at the debate, right?" "No, thank you It's too early to celebrate" "You don't smoke, nor drink" "You take care of yourself too much" "Is this funny?" "That a killer is taking care of himself?" "Is it?" "No, it looks good..." "You're a celebrity now, you must maintain your image" "Should I reserve a skin clinic?" "Fuck that shit" "Kidnap?" "I'll do it myself, just sit back and have some ice cream" "Load of shit" "If you kill him before I find out where my daughter is buried" "I will kill you myself" "Kill me?" "You will?" "Are we your pawns?" "Why should I risk my life for your daughter?" "Hey!" "Go, do your own thing" "What did I tell you we don't need village idiots who get locked up" "What did you say?" "!" "Do you know why I was locked up?" "I was out looking for this Lee fucker and I stabbed the wrong bastard in the stomach!" "Whenever I saw someone similar" "I went after him with a knife in my hand!" "Do you know what I wish for the most?" "I pray to God to let me kill him with my own hands!" "And now that he's out, you get together for a tea party?" "!" "You make me sick!" "Sick?" "Does it look like we're having a ball?" "Does it?" "You're not the only one in pain" "Every night in my dreams the scream of my dying child" "echoes in my head" "He doesn't deserve an easy death" "I want to cut off his limbs and watch him tremble in pain and beg for his life" "That reason alone kept me alive" "I know how you feel, sir" "And I know you're suffering too" "But won't you let me remove that scar?" "This is like a trophy for a detective" "And how dare I remove the scar he gave me?" "I know what you're going through, but don't torture yourself" "'Confession of Murder' Book Signing" "What's your name?" "It's me Don't you recognize me?" "Your name is..." "Choi Hyung-go, motherfucker!" "Look how popular you are, shitface" "Look at this line-up Breaking the bank?" "Let go of me, you fucks!" "Why are you here, Lieutenant?" "I'm here on a government duty" "Check out this tough guy" "I should get your autograph instead" "How does it feel to work for him?" "Licking his asshole for a buck, huh?" "Sell a ton, motherfucker!" "His security detail and cops are always at official events" "What else does he do?" "He rents out the entire swimming pool at Ecograd Hotel for 30 minutes" "The entire pool?" "Being in public would compromise his safety" "He's got money to burn, and it's good publicity for the hotel" "He killed our ladies for a dip in their blood, huh?" "But wouldn't he have his bodyguards at the pool?" "Sure, but they won't swim alongside" "So, what do you want to do?" "The plan starts with you" "Sir!" "What is it?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Are you alright?" "Call 119 Now!" "Snap out of it!" "How long since the bite?" "About 5 minutes" "Will he be okay?" "Yes, he'll be okay with this antidote" "Help us lift him" "Which district are you from?" "Yongsan district" "We're from Yongsan" "I think there was a miscommunication" "Clearly there was a mistake, and say hello to my knife!" "One of you will die by this knife!" "Get back!" "I'll hold them back, get going!" "Daddy, just go!" "We can't leave him!" "He can take care of his own ass!" "Get back!" "Get them!" "Eat this!" "Stop!" "Give me your hand!" "Come on!" "Hit the brake!" "Sir, get in!" "Why the hell did they kidnap him in my turf?" "Have you traced his location?" "His security detail's on them" "They're southbound from Sinlim" "Sir, where are you now?" "I'm right on them!" "It's not mom..." "Pumpkin, it's alright" "Tell me she's okay" "Mom's fine" " Lt. Choi's on your tail!" " Choi?" "What just happened?" "!" "Don't you see, he's onto us!" "Step on it, old man!" "OK" "Step on it!" "I'm stepping on it!" "Why doesn't it go any faster?" "!" "Shut up!" "Do something!" "Will you shut up?" "!" "He's gonna get us this way!" "Oh, jeez" "We can't get caught" "Shit!" "Stop the car!" "Huh?" "Shit, what do we do?" "What are you doing!" "I'll kill you!" "Crazy fuckers!" "Give me your hand!" "I don't believe this" "Grab my hand!" "Smash him!" "Shit, get close!" "Fucker!" "Watch out!" "Are you fucking nuts!" "Stop the car!" "Stop!" "Hey fucker" "Dying!" "Pull!" "Slow down!" "Daddy, stop!" "Pumpkin, are you alright?" "!" "Get off of me!" "What are you up to?" "!" "Just watch!" "Eat this, you fucks!" "Goddammit!" "I'm serious" "It happened so fast, we couldn't do anything" "Answer me straight, baldie!" "How could there be snakes in a hotel pool?" "!" "I'm serious sir!" "He was bitten and we called 911" "And they showed up as if they were on standby?" "That's right" "Fuck"." "They really planned this out" "Lt. Choi!" "You can't come in here!" "Let's get out of here!" "Lt. Choi, a word please!" "Have you identified the abductors?" "Lt. Choi, a word please!" "Kang-sook and her dad live in the mountain, so no fixed address" "Do-hyuk was released 2 days ago and won't be easy to track" "Should I look into their cells?" "They're not stupid enough to use their own cells!" "Wait, can 911 call be intercepted?" "Oh!" "That's probably impossible" "I'm heading home for a bit look into how one might rent an ambulance" "Sure" "According to the rumors the abductors are the victims' families, is this true?" "Don't draw your own conclusion!" "Do you think he saw us?" "He's not deaf, dumb and blind!" "We were all over his car" "So it's not the victims' families?" "Are you all having fun?" "Are you?" "!" "Go away!" "Could you use gentle words on TV?" "Will you turn that off?" "That temper of yours..." "Hyung-QU how about we get rid of the car wash and start a coffee shop?" "Stop talking nonsense and help me put this on" "I hear the women love running coffee shops nowadays" "Start a coffee shop with your retirement money find a wife and live happily ever after!" "You know I make tasty coffee, right?" "Oh, mom..." "Women don't drink old fashion coffee" "They only drink coffee those guys make ameripresso or something" "You don't know anything" "Why are you putting that on!" "You're supposed to put this on!" "You should have told me!" "Do I have to spell it out?" "Just forget it!" "I'm out for a few clays, so don't call!" "Where did he get that temper?" "In the light of Lee Doo-suk's abduction the bereaved families have turned into suspects..." "How about I talk to them instead?" "They planned this meticulously, they won't back down so easily" "What did you find out?" "I got a hunch, so I looked into special prop vehicles" "Here, Kim..." "Ong-go?" "Kim Yong-go" "Someone named Kim Yong-go outright bought it" "Do you feel the tingle?" "Yeah ?" "Dig further and report back" "Yes, sir!" "I went through a lot of trouble to borrow this" "Why do you need this anyway?" "Do I have to report that to you?" "To me you do!" "Dammit, you startled me!" "Are you going to Iraq?" "Since it's collecting dust, I thought I'd clean my attic with it" "You'll do what?" "Give me your car key" "You take me for an ass wipe?" "You're not an ass wipe" "I'll bring Lee in myself!" "Kim Yong-go is a private click" "His client is Jung Tae-suk, Han Ji-soo's son" "Han Ji-soo?" "Woori Seafood's chairman?" "Yes, there's Jung's cell number too" "Get Unit 3 to track their location" "His location?" "But we need a warrant for that, it'll take some time" "There is none, asshole!" "Detective, I can do that instantly" "One moment sir." "What?" "Our specialty is infidelity, precise and immediate solution" "As soon as they enter the motel zone, we can track their location within one minute!" "As soon as they cum, we're all over them" "Happy with your work?" "YES" "Sir, we can track him from here" "Okay, then do it" "What am I supposed to look at?" "Got him?" "Yes sir, we got his location now" "Where is he?" "He's heading to Osan from Suwon" "Osan?" "How far away from me?" "7km, sir" "Osan IC" "Okay, he's on Osan IC!" " Which highway?" " 23, sir!" " How far away?" " 3km!" " What about now?" " You're almost on him!" "I got him!" "Should I send support?" " No, standby!" " Sir?" "Don't contact anyone until I call you back" "What will you do?" "How you're going to use it?" "He's... he's waking up!" "You son of a bitch!" "Wake up!" "Snap out!" "Wake up!" "Lee Doo-suk" "Where's my child?" "Jung Su-yun" "What did you do to her?" "Jung Su-yun..." "Yes, Jung Su-yun!" "Lieutenant..." "What did you do to her?" "!" "What did you do!" "What's this?" "Blackout?" "Does anyone have a cell phone?" "Here" "What the hell's going on?" "Holy shit!" "Don't do that, old man!" "Don't just stand there, get the switch!" "Fuck off" "I think something just moved" "What moved?" "Are you ok?" "What the fuck was that?" "!" "Turn on the light!" "I can see you, don't do anything stupid!" " Be quiet" " What have you got?" " I'm not lying" " What is it?" "Stay calm!" "Lee Doo-suk!" "Where's my daughter?" "!" "Tell me where she is!" "Tell me!" "Where is she?" "!" "Please tell me!" "Please tell me!" "Are you alright?" " Who are you?" " What's wrong?" "What do you see?" "Who's there?" "!" "Who are you?" "!" "Shut up!" "Lee Doo-suk's gone!" "Where did he go?" "Find him!" " I got him!" "I got him!" " Let go, that's my leg!" " Daddy, over there!" " Where?" "Goddammit!" "Stop right there!" "No!" "That crazy bitch!" "Dammit..." "I told you we should've killed him!" "The abductors were my overzealous fans" "They simply acted out their innocent fantasy and I came back in one piece" "So you won't press any charges against your abductors?" "That's correct" "I'm the one at fault, how could I blame them?" "Will you still attend next week's televised debate?" "Of course" "It's not just a promise with the network" " 1' believe that this program..." " Lieutenant!" "What the hell happened to my car!" "Did you drive through a shootout?" "You got insurance" "That fuck he's got media on his fingertip represents my way of apologizing to the public" "Will you really go on TV?" "I don't know!" "It's nice to cover for the victims' families but we got arrest rate to consider too" "Shut the fuck up!" "Where is Hyung-QU!" "Choi Hyung-go!" "What is that?" "!" "Did you let that happen?" "He said he walked out of there" "You said you were gonna bring him!" "But he walked out on his own, what was I supposed to do?" "Goddammit!" "Pumpkin" "Where are you going?" "Gonna go fishing, I feel stuffy" "It's chilly now, don't stay out too long" "Yeah" "Daddy..." "Yeah?" "Don't worry, go to sleep" "Alright, pumpkin!" "Lieutenant, please sit over here" "Yo imposter, you're a celebrity now?" "You're a bit late, Lieutenant" "I'm sorry you wrecked your car because of me" "Thank you for always looking out for me" "You think I got some time to kill?" "AD, here's the last commercial" "Last commercial!" "Please don't doze off, just stay awake for 100 minutes!" "Cue!" "Over 3 million copies sold in one month, estimated profit of $20 million, serial killer-turned-bestselling author, Lee Doo-suk" "Why is he repenting after causing so much pain?" "Welcome to Public Debate 1 am your host Son long-hak" "The success of 'Confession of Murder' is quite startling" "Shall we start the debate with the main factor for its popularity?" "Yes, professor Jung" "That's a simple question to answer, it's because the author is a serial killer" "Using expiration of statute of limitations as a reason to confess with a book it's the best marketing strategy, isn't it?" "Perhaps he only killed those women, only to write and market this book" "Sir, your creative liberty is off the charts" "Sure it is" "But this clearly shows an ulterior motive" "With the publishing of the book, the author is raking in a massive amount of wealth through his crime" "Wait, what evidence do you have to back up this view?" "One moment please, let's clear the air" "As expected, the debate is already heating up" "Ms. Jang, haven't you evaluated him before his book was published?" "At the time, Mr. Lee confessed that his heinous crime would deter others, and play a small role in preventing further atrocity" "Just thinking about our session makes me misty" "He talked about that and cried tears of remorse" "Please compose yourself" "I'm so sorry" "During our pre-interview, Lt. Choi defiantly stated that" "Lee Doo-suk is not the real killer" "Do you have any concrete proof?" "To his fans' disappointment, he'll be arrested soon" "For fraud" "Between 1986 and 1990, 10 women were murdered" "Another went missing in that period but her remains are yet to be found" "I am certain that this is also the work of the serial killer, and this was his final kill" "Answer to his accusation is simple" "I did not commit that last crime" "Or you just don't have access to the information regarding it" "Then do you remember what you said to me when we met that night?" "Well, what did I say?" "Unlike you, it wasn't a pleasant night for me" "Don't people rely on the power of forgetfulness more than memory?" "Forgetfulness?" "You certainly talk the talk like a con artist" "Did you just say... con artist?" "Did I hear that right?" "As a human rights lawyer, I find that offensive" "Woman, was I talking to you?" "Lt. Choi" "One moment please" "I must apologize" "Let's change the pace and get to the calls" "You're on the air, what is your name and city?" "I'm Lee Bong-ryun, and I own a bookstore in Busan" "What is your opinion?" "The book is selling like hotcakes, so I wanted to personally thank Mr. Lee..." "You're such a hottie, thanks for everything" "Speaking of which, how about a book from Mr. Choi too?" "Thank you for your comment concerning the need for diverse books in order to revitalize the publishing industry" "Let's get to the next caller" "You're on the air, what is your name and city?" "As a civil figure, could 1' stay anonymous?" "Please call me ' ♪" "Yes, of course What is your opinion?" "As a fan of Mr. Lee, I wanted to ask a few things" "Do you know how fast Lt. Choi runs the 100m?" "Well..." "I'm told that in his prime, he did it in 12 seconds" "You used alleys and roofs during your chase, you must've avoided straightaways for this reason" "Now that I think about it, I think so" "Also, I read that you performed a judo flip to pin him down" "Do you know judo or other martial arts?" "Do I have to be a judo player to use that technique?" "No, but I majored judo at College of Physical Education" "But I'm not a muscle head, I play an instrument too" "And cook quite well" "I'm sorry, could you state your opinion please?" "Ah, right" "Do you know that the Lieutenant is terrible with time?" "He was late today too" "He should really get a good watch" "By the way..." "I see it now, you're his fan, not mine" " Mr. Lee." " Yes?" "You really don't get it, do you?" "No, I really don't know" "This is why I was never caught" "Huh?" "J, what do you mean?" "Lee Doo-suk, don't put on a show" "What a load of shit..." "You don't honestly believe that, do you?" "Lt. Choi!" "Gwang-su!" "Lt. Choi!" "Have you tracked him?" "I'm working on it Get me the location now!" "Dangsan-dong, #260" "What?" "!" " She's not answering?" " Shit!" "Sir!" "How could you tell us that now?" "!" "How was I supposed to know?" "I thought she needed some fresh air" "You fed her too much snake!" "She's out for blood!" "If Lee is not the killer, we're really fucked" "The public is in a state of turmoil A comment please!" "Mr. Lee, how do you respond?" " Who could be doing this?" " Is the caller the real killer?" "Please don't get swayed by a prank caller desperate for attention" "Everyone has the right to speak his mind, but it should not be a lie" "What the hell happened?" "!" "What's going on?" "!" "Someone do something!" "Over there!" "Take the picture!" "I told you I'd slit your mother's throat if you piss me off" "Where's your mother?" "Where is he..." "Where is this fuck!" "Come out, motherfucker!" "Come out, motherfucker!" " Come out, you fuck!" " Lieutenant!" " Come out here!" " Lieutenant!" "Come out here!" " Come out, you fuck!" " Lieutenant!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You're waking up the entire city in the middle of the night!" " Mom..." " Are you all drunk?" "Are you okay?" "Why are you sleeping in my room?" "I told you my heater's broken!" "What's with you, you're not being yourself!" "Stay put for a bit" "What's got into you all of sudden?" "Gwang-su..." "Yes sir?" "Stay with my mom for a moment" "Sir?" " Where are you going?" " Hyung-go!" "Watch the road!" "I'll take it out" "Goddammit!" "Why did you dress me up for?" "You're gonna kill me anyway" "Please, let me hear his voice one last time..." "Violent Crimes Hello?" "Hello?" "Why did you hit the victim then!" "Detective, I'm the victim here!" "Hello?" "What do you want?" "Please don't kill me..." "I... want to live..." "Violent Crimes Hello?" "Hello?" "Why did you hit the victim then!" "Detective, I'm the victim here!" "Hello?" "What do you want?" "Why did you hit the victim..." "Detective, I'm the victim here!" "Hello?" "What do you..." "Detective, I'm the victim here!" "I want to live..." "Violent Crimes Hello?" "Hello?" "Why did you hit the victim then!" "Detective, I'm the victim here!" "Hello?" "What do you want?" "Gwang-su" "Yes?" "Call a press conference" "Find anything?" "Tell them I got a major scoop" "What's that?" "Let's put on a show too" "This is a knife that was sent in by J, who claims to be the real killer" "After analyzing the blood on it, NIS confirmed that it matches my own" "Then are you confirming that J is the real serial killer?" "So Lee Doo-suk is an impostor?" "We cannot draw a conclusion right now" "The slug in his shoulder matches the type that I used at the time, and while his lack of knowledge on the final case is questionable, the details he wrote in the book are so accurate that only the killer could've written it" "So who's the real killer then?" "That is all for now" "What the hell..." "So, they don't know who the real killer is" "Considering that J sent in the actual knife, could he be the real thing?" "Of course not Don't forget that Lee wrote the book" "He couldn't have wrote it without being there" "Alright!" "Let's get to the next round!" "We get all three of them in the debate" "We can get Choi and Lee to the table, but there's no way to get J" "You're getting paid to find a way" "Producer Park, get the exclusive" "But we don't even know J's number..." "Then put out an ad" "You're not even trying to do your job!" " Is the knife the most decisive evidence?" " Hello?" "Does this mean J is the real killer?" "Treat those reporters with some respect" "Who the hell is this?" "Don't you recognize my voice?" "Buddy!" "Can't you see the red light?" "!" "I'm sorry" "Who the fuck is this?" "Your mom was working alone today, why don't you help for once!" "You son of a!" "Keep them out!" "Yes, Lieutenant" "Who did you just talk to?" "There are many people here" "You call yourself a cop?" "!" "What crawled up his ass?" "These were taken by my bodyguard during my abduction, the knife is missing, while cash is intact" "It looks like an elaborate ploy to take credit as the serial killer by stealing my evidence" "I don't know who this J is but he sure is an amateur" "I will provide further detail at press conference tomorrow" "How long are you gonna let Lee run wild like that?" "Feeling cocky because of a security detail at the car wash?" "I should've slit her throat when I had the chance" "Who the fuck are you?" "Really?" "You still don't know?" "'I'm the real killer, help me convince the world', is that why you called?" "Of course, you're my ace in the hole" "That's why I let you live, you forgot?" "Are you getting worked up?" "The killer I chased was a calm fucker" "Why do you insist Jung Su-yun's dead?" "Hello?" "What?" "Are you serious?" "Could you tell us how you feel now?" "Are the hospital staff treating you well?" "You claim that] stole your knife from your room, is this true?" "Yes!" "I think he went after the rights to my identity but he couldn't be any more wrong" "Today, I plan to donate the entire $21 million that I earned through the sale of my book to the victims' families whose lives I caused so much pain" "What a fucking load of shit!" "Who's gonna clean that mess!" "And I do not wish to press charges against the woman who attacked me" "Looks like my baby will be released" "Did he really... repent for what he did?" "Maybe..." "It doesn't look like a simple publicity stunt" "It's all due to my past crimes..." "He's not trying to get rich off the book, he'll definitely open a restaurant soon" "But what kind?" "Sushi?" "Or barbecue?" "Ah, steak house!" "It's perfect!" "Lee Doo-suk Steak House, can't you feel it?" "No?" " What?" "Is that true?" " What?" "Where?" "Live broadcast?" "Now?" "Are you hoping to get into politics?" "Pretending to be humble by taking credit for my work" "Let me make a suggestion" "Idiot cop, great actor and I, how about a three-way chat?" "On national television" "Mr. Lee, it'll be a good chance for you to prove your claim, will you accept?" "Do you accept the mediation?" "He's an interesting character" "Sure, I'll accept" "J!" "Give us your number!" "Under me is the evidence that'll prove that I'm the real killer" "I'll forward the location 3 hours before the debate" "What are you..." "Why are you writing on the tree?" "Hey you!" "What're you doing?" "Comply to all his requests, and put 10 guards on him" "Can't let anything happen to him" "Do-hyuk will go undercover as TV crew" "You'll disguise as forklift operator and pretend to install blockades with me at the station" "What about her?" "I'll be in the audience" "What, gonna clap and cheer?" "If you allow me, once he's verified," "I would like to kill him myself" "Seriously?" "You won't find your daughter's body then" "I will bury her," "in my heart" "Sir..." "What's this?" "Today is the day of Public Debate that'll get to the bottom of this mystery" "The debate will determine who the real killer of a cold case is" "Lt. Choi, who was in charge of the investigation, as well as the author of confessional 'Confession of Murder' Lee Doo-suk, and J, who sent in never before seen evidence," "J will all attend in person to uncover the truth once and for all" "Choi, one of them is the real killer, so don't lose him!" "I don't care if it's live broadcast, I'll take full responsibility" "Lee Doo-suk is the real killer!" "Real killer!" "Real killer!" "J is an impostor!" "Impostor!" "Impostor!" "Why is that witch here?" "Everyone get ready!" "Since J isn't here yet, we'll start with the victims' families" "Standby!" "5 4" "3 2" "1" "Cue!" "Welcome to Public Debate, I am your host Son Jong-hak" "Today we will find out once and for all, who the real serial killer is by talking to Lee Doo-suk, Lt. Choi Hyung-go and J, who claims that Lee is taking credit for his crimes" "We've received a word from J that he's almost at the station" "We apologize on his behalf for his absence" "We'll start the debate with Dr. Kim Joon-bum, as the representative of the victims' families" "What are you waiting for?" "Get him the mike!" "I haven't yet let my deceased daughter out of my mind and heart" "Producer Park, J is at the back entrance" "Then dispatch the cams to the back!" " Knowing the real killer would..." " One moment" "Ladies and gentlemen, J has just arrived" "We have the footage now" "J is approaching the studio" "Get out!" "get out!" "The mask is very striking" "Okay, he's here" "J is him..." "J will be arriving shortly" "This way, please sit over there" "Please be quiet for a moment" "Mr.J" "As you're here to prove your identity, will you comply to the request to remove your mask?" "J has finally revealed his face to the world" "Lt. Choi, how do you feel?" "Is Jung Su-yun alive?" "You'll find that out soon" "It's true that I killed 10 women, so perhaps] killed Ms. Jung" "The truth will be revealed soon" "Sir, I think that's J's signal" "OK!" "We're ready to connect to the offsite feed!" "As per J's request, we have crew standing by" " Let?" "connect to them now." " Remote feed, cue!" "We are at a hill near Ansan" "We received a report that Ms. Jung Su-yun, the 11th victim of the serial killing is buried here, and begun the excavation" "As you see behind me..." "Looks like we found something" "We finally see a glimpse of the remains" "After 17 long years, she can finally rest peacefully" "You're watching live excavation of Jung Su-yun" "She was wearing a white coat at the time of her abduction" "You fucking!" "Take this" "I believe in you" "Friendship is your support" "Orion Chocopie" "That J bastard must be the real killer!" "No, don't give up hope!" "Mama" "Don't lose faith in Lee!" "Don't lose faith!" "J must've killed just her, and Lee killed the rest!" "Lieutenant, don't get so emotional" "Let's be rational about this" "You're making it look like he's the real thing" "Everyone, please calm down" "We're back in 4 and a half minutes" "Step off the stage, please!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Who said to interrupt the show!" "We almost allowed profanity on live TV!" "This is not on the scale of normal broadcast accidents!" "Do you know how much this is costing us?" "Chief!" "FCC will press charges, and there won't be a show!" "If we continue like this, aren't I fucked?" "I don't know..." "If not you, then who?" "Chief said he'll take care of everything" "That bastard..." "I'm the station chief" "Clear out your desk!" "Fuck this, I'm done!" " Producer Park, don't do this!" " Let go!" "Broadcast is power?" "Eat your own shit!" "Get out!" "Lieutenant, you didn't actually think that she was still alive, right?" "You son of a bitch!" "Come out!" "You're fucking dead!" "Out of the way!" "Motherfucker!" "Do-hyuk, that's enough..." "I'm gonna find him and kill him!" "More women are being killed because I haven't stopped him yet" "Honey!" "Look at my face" "Look at me" "Yo!" "Jung Su-yun!" "I'm getting the short end of the stick, but since you need me so desperately," "I, Choi Hyung-go, will marry you!" "Can't we live together?" "I want to live together!" "I never said that." "Sounds nothing like me" "Don't be too hard on yourself" "I got it" "Mom'll be here soon" "What time is it?" "It's dead again" "I'll buy you a new watch" "It works great with some care, like me" "Then I need to give you some love too" "Feel better?" "Go on in" "There's that smile" "Go on" "Okay, I'm off" "Hello" "Have I not made myself clear?" "I thought it'd be dangerous for her to walk home alone" "Being with you is more dangerous" "Shall we?" "It's almost time" "I can only imagine your shock as you witness this at home" "DNA test must be conducted before we can verify that this is Jung" "Are you kidding?" "Do I have to cook the meal and feed it to you too?" "Lt. Choi, it's just a matter of time, why don't you just come clean now?" "Lt. Choi?" "Then Mr. Lee, do you still stand by your statement that you killed 10 women?" "I..." "Yes, go on am not... the serial killer" "You... are not the serial killer?" "Quiet please" "Please be quiet!" "This is all very confusing" "Then how were you able to obtain vivid details of the case that only the real killer would know?" "Because I... did not write it" "Then who wrote the book?" "I wrote the book" "What are you saying?" "Lee Doo-suk's real name is Jung Hyun-sik" "The first victim was... my mother" "Wait a moment..." "This is Jung Hyun-sik's file" "We researched the victims' families, and found out that the son of first victim, Jung Hyun-sik, died in an accident on the year when the statute of limitations expired" "That day, Jung died and Lee was born in his place" "But there's not a trace of similarity between the two" "I can explain that" "It was winter of 2005" "We were barely able to stabilize him, but his face took a serious damage that required reconstructive surgery" "So you created Lee with plastic surgery?" "It was Choi's suggestion and Hyun-sik also wanted it" "So Lt. Choi planned this scheme to weed out the real killer?" "Even writing a book as part of the plan..." "You're a megalomaniac who desires national attention" "So you chose to kill and I became part of your PR stunt" "If someone became famous with that book, who'd be most jealous of it?" "I am so thankful," "I am so thankful," "that you bit the bait so willingly" "Lt. Choi, I'm stunned, I underestimated you" "But with me legally off the hook, why did you go through the trouble?" "Oh, is it because of her?" "Jung Su-yun?" "I needed to catch you!" "And ask you, whether she's dead or alive, and where she's buried" "Then I was going to kill you" "But that's not what she would've wanted, so I'm hesitating now..." "What do you mean?" "Bring it" "I don't know why you're making a scene" "Just show us already, and get it over with" "Please let me... hear his voice one last time" "Violent Crimes Hello?" "Hello?" "Why did you hit the victim then!" "I know where you're going with this" "You want to stir up public emotion, is that it?" "That I'm the devil who mercilessly killed an innocent woman?" "It feels even more tragic with your voice in it" "You must be really nervous now..." "Shut your trap and listen" " Hello?" "Hello?" " The ballot count for... 14th presidential election is being conducted" "We'll continue shortly" " It is now midnight." " Hello?" "What do you want?" "Speak!" "Did you hear it?" "The 14th presidential election ballot count" "That was midnight December 19, 1992" "Today is December 18, 2007, 11:46pm" "There's still 14 more minutes of statute of limitations!" "Lieutenant!" "We became close while living together for 2 years" "She always said, she wanted you to live on without guilt" "She thought of you until the moment she was buried" "I'm sorry, please forgive me" "Please let me live" "I want to live..." "I have to live" "There is a reason why I must live" "No, you can't kill me" "I have... your child" "Shut your mouth!" "Goddammit, that hurts!" "Blood..." "I was mindful of her period, but she ended up getting pregnant" "She thought I wouldn't kill her with a child" "But I loathe children more than anything" "Looks like you went all out for her revenge, but you should've done it before time ran out" "You didn't have to drag me out on TV, this is so pitiful!" "Please lower your gun..." "Sir..." "It's all over now" "You're right," "I was wrong" "I shouldn't be so pitiful" "Right?" "Not in her loving memory..." "It's my fault" "But this is the end for us!" "No, Lieutenant!" "Let go!" " Let go of me!" " Please calm down!" "Su-yun's mother's blood is on your hand now" "Take the other side!" "Your mom said to me as she died, her son would be all alone..." "You grew up quite well" "Shut the fuck up!" "Shit!" "I'll kill you!" "Goddammit!" "Stop!" "Stop right there!" "Hold Still!" "Fuck!" "Fucking hell!" "Fuck!" "Fucking hell!" "I'll fucking kill you!" "Just load the whole thing!" "Underneath!" "Crush him!" "Key!" "Give me the key!" "Give it back!" "That's not mine" "Move it!" "Goddammit!" "No, I'm so fucked..." "Are you okay?" "Are you alive?" "You Okay?" "I know you..." "Lt. Choi, right?" "Sir, are you okay?" "Are you hurt?" "Fuck!" "J is seen heading towards Ilsan on a stolen motorcycle" "Where the fuck is he?" "!" "Fucking hell!" "Go to hell!" "It's all over in 3 minutes, fucker!" "I'll fucking kill you!" "Lieutenant!" "Are you okay?" "Come down!" "please!" "Hold them back!" "Block him!" "Let go!" "Let me go!" "He has to die!" "Let go!" "Sorry for making you wait" "Why are you so late?" "I'm bogged down with the case, I have to rush back" "What should we eat?" "Why don't you just quit now?" "Not even a proper dinner with your lover on Christmas eve" "How will you ever marry a cop this way?" "I'm starting to understand your mother" "If you do, then breaking up is an option?" "My mom bothers you that much?" "Come on" "I... want to... live with you" "Go on, I gotta run" "Can't even take me home?" "It'd be awkward to see your mother" "You're selfish" "Early winter, 2012" "Lt. Choi Hyung-go completed his 5-year sentence for the murder of serial killer and was released today" "This case also initiated the process of extending the statute of limitations to 25 years from 15" "Allow yourself to heal" "Thank you..." "Won't you remove..." "that scar now?" "This belongs to Su-yun's husband Hyung-go" "Written and directed by JUNG Byung-g""

"Come on, put it..." "Excuse me." "Out of the way, please." "[Groans]" "Hey!" "Chill out, mamacita." "What's with the, uh, weekday vibe." " It is a Tuesday, sir." " Hey, hey." "You work on that show?" "Yeah, I work on that show." "Just like your mom works that street corner." "I'm sorry, that's too much." "No sweat." "My mom is a prostitute." "Hey!" "This chick knows Jenna Maroney!" "[Cheering]" "Hey!" "New drinking game!" "Drink when someone says something!" "Whoo!" "[Laughs]" "Who are you people?" "We're "Crabcatchers."" "You know, from Jenna's song Catchin' crabs in paradise?" "[Jamaican-style music] ♪ I caught crabs in paradise" "♪ and, yes, I mean both kinds of crabs ♪" "Oh, I thought that was at least gonna be innuendo." "Jenna is playing the Tod show, in a couple of days, so we're just camping out and "unwindulaxing."" "Wait, so Jenna's Jimmy Buffett rip-off is actually a thing?" "See, you people from New York, you don't know all the stuff that's going on in the rest of the country." "Truck races, swamp parties, mall fires." "I can't believe she's pulling this off." "And I can't believe I'm pulling this off!" "Whoo!" "[Cheering]" "Why do you have a tattoo of a seatbelt?" "So I don't get pulled over when I'm driving shirtless!" "[Laughter]" "Whoo!" "You wanted to see me?" "Have I mentioned marisol, the Mexican sideline reporter I've been seeing?" "Well, since our weekend in Aspen, she's been put on pelvic rest." "[High-pitched gibberish] Fast-forward noise." "Marisol was supposed to attend a fundraiser luncheon with me today." "It's $10,000 a plate." "And I'll have to eat the ticket unless..." "Unless I eat the ticket." "Fancy luncheon, seafood bar." "I'm thinking 75 cents a shrimp, over three hours, and split..." "Carry 3.75..." "[Imitates fast-forwarding]" "By the time I'm done, you'll be making money." "Good." "I should warn you, though, that it's a Republican fundraiser." "So if you're coming, it won't be as Liz Lemon, huffpo superuser and gun-control lunatic." "You'll come as Liz Lemon, my chum." "Chum." "Okay, I like that." "And you'll be able to keep your opinions to yourself?" "Oh, good Lord, Lemon." "You just locked your mouth and then swallowed the key." "It makes no earthly sense." "Shrimp." "[Laughs hysterically]" "[Exciting jazz music]" "♪" "30 ROCK S07 Ep04" " Unwindulax" "[Crowd singing Jenna's song Catchin' crabs in paradise]" "♪ Sunburn's starting to scab ♪" "Jenna's crab idiots won't shut up." "Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?" "Oh, it wasn't rabid." "I just said that so they'd have to put it down, and then I'd be the star of that dog-food commercial." "I had to walk an extra block to get around your stupid crabcatchers." "My doctor's have been very clear about this, Jenna." "If I get moderate exercise, I'm gonna die!" "And I'm mad at your success, but pretending it's something else!" "Okay, speaking of me, how many crabcatchers fiesta crab hats would each of you like to buy, at the unbelievable price of 49.95?" "Please." "I've had a crab on my head for free!" "I'm lying." "The claws hold your cigarette while you uncork a "brew-skye."" ""Uncork a 'brew-skye'"?" "Yeah, you know." "Ka-zap." "Blinky, blinky, blinky, blinky." "Those aren't even the right noises." "Everyone knows you hate stuff like this." "You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in Hollywood." "Maybe?" "Who's more?" "Who is she?" "Okay, cut this crap out, and get those sunburned "D" -bags out of the plaza." "Hey, no can will, Pete." "But have an unwindulaxing day..." "You medical office before-pictures." "I've never even seen a crab." "I'm sorry." "I don't need some Kenyan-born college professor telling m I didn't build my company." "Because I earned my trust fund by always being polite to grandfather." "Now, Donaghy, still over at NBC, with all those communists and homosexuals?" "Reginald, I believe you're thinking of the White House." "[Chuckling] But not for long." "In two weeks, we take this country back." "And no bureaucrat can force me to subsidize female promiscuity in the name of health care." "[Mumbled shout]" "Are you okay, chum?" "Michelle Obama's on steroids." "And this is studio 6-H, home to TGS, starring Tracy Jordan." "Oh, my God, it's Jenna." "Visor lady, get a picture of me." "What do I..." "Press a button?" "No, it's different from every other camera in the world." "God, I can't escape you people." "Whoa, chill out, brother." "It's beer o'clock somewhere." "[Whispers] You're a fraud!" "And you look like a condom that's been dropped on the floor of a barbershop." "Are you all unwindulaxing?" "This guy looks like he could use a little "latitude" adjustment." "Will you sign my Cesarean scar?" "Oh, ahh!" "[Liquid splashes]" "You moron!" "Hey, just a party foul." "Exactly." "That's why I said, "you more on."" "Like, "pour more on me!"" " Whoo!" " Oh, yeah. [Laughs]" "Both:" "Whoo!" " Oh, my God." " Oh, yeah!" "She can't be herself in front of these losers." "She has to be "Island Jenna,"" "which means..." "We can mess with her." "We should go to a pumpkin patch?" "Pranksmen, activate." "Obama's bailout would never have worked if big business hadn't heroically taken it." "But where's our parade?" "That's idiotic." " [Whispers] Lemon!" " No, sir." "You don't have enough shrimp to buy my silence." "Also, you are out of shrimp." "You know better, Jack." "You all know better." "Except for maybe the really inbred wasps." "You thank for mention gordeau!" "[Guffaws]" "You're hypocrites." "You believe in the death penalty, but it's okay to kill animals for food?" "I don't know where I'm going with this yet." "Hang on." "Hang on!" "My boyfriend and I aren't married." "But we might have a baby together anyway." "And I hope it's gay..." "Male gay." "Because with the ladies, it's too much hiking." "But homosexuality is unnatural, right?" "Then why are there gay dolphins, people?" "You heard me." "They make love to their husband's blowholes." "Let's see that in some science textbooks." "Oh, that's right." "The whole Texas board of education thing that I don't fully remember." "Teachers should get paid a million dollars a year." "If birth control pills fixed boners, you would get them free with your driver's license." "How do we know that God isn't a tree?" "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Elizabeth Lemon." "And, uh, this is what we're up against." "Four more years of a president chosen by people like her." "She has an iPad subscription to The New Yorker." "She vehemently opposes the Ivory Trade, despite the jobs it creates." "And in her apartment there is a black-and-white photograph where you can almost see a breast." "[Gasping]" "It's an original Leonard Nimoy." "If we do not defeat Obama, then people like my little friend here will destroy this country." "So add a zero to whatever you were planning to give." "For Romney, for America." "For anyone but her." "What the hell, Jack?" "I thought you said I was your chum." "You are my chum." "The bait I throw in the water to attract the big fish." "Damn it!" "Second meaning." "♪ Pour margaritas sunburn's starting to scab... ♪" "Yeah." "Whoa." "What are you douche-compadres doing here?" "Well, Jenna, everyone knows how you're always so chill." "So, of course, you won't freak out when you see that Cerie is wearing that exact same shirt as a dress." "The belt is a baby's necktie." "[Sighs]" "Also, I found a bunch of your pre-nosejob headshots." "You'll sign them so I can sell them online, right?" "Of course." "'Cause who cares what you look like." "All that counts is what's inside..." "Your blender." "[Cheering] I'm glad you feel that way." "'Cause I've always wanted to give you a haircut." "Mm." "[Laughter] Yeah!" "You... virgins, have no idea who you're messing with." "Whoa, Jenna." "Unwindulax." "Oh, I'm not just Jenna anymore." "I am a God to those crabcatchers, and they will do whatever I say." "So what?" "Oh, I'll tell you so what." "For one thing, if you cross me or my army, you will never set foot in Florida again." "Because that's our capital." "But I'm judging Spike TV's Miss Nude divorcee in Tampa on Christmas Eve." "Oh." "And I was gonna visit MGM studios." "The rides there capture the thrills and chills of the movies." "And it doesn't end there, because my people are everywhere." "If you ever want to pick your ball color at a putt-putt course, or have your alligator euthanized humanely, or fly on delta, you will back off, or the crabcatchers will come for you." "Just as soon as it's cool for them to drive." "It's a gray hoodie." "It say's "who farted?" On the back." "It's got a bunch of tampons in the pocket." "I don't know what else to tell you." "Lemon, there you are." "Did your girlfriend even cancel?" "Or was this more Karl Rove trickery?" "Sorry, but I needed you to come, Lemon." "This luncheon is a fundraiser for my personal super pac" ""Americans for an American America."" "I needed to unite the room around a common enemy." "And Ed Begley Jr." "wasn't available, because the sail on his car broke." "See, this is why 50.1% of Americans hate Republicans." "Because you're sneaky and cynical." "Cynical?" "I think I'm the very opposite of cynical." "I'm doing everything I can for my beliefs." "And I truly believe that one rich person can make a difference in this country, and a roomful of rich people can... change the world." "Well, I also believe that one person can make a difference." "With ideas." "[Guffaws] That really is wonderful." "Harold, you have to hear this." "Lemon, say that again." "Ideas are more powerful than money." "[Laughter]" "So what are you gonna do with all this money, Jack?" "Buy ad time?" "'Cause I'm already on TV every night, with a little something called TGS." "And we just got nominated for a stage managers' guild award." "So you may have millions of dollars, sir, but America will hear my two cents." "[Check rips from booklet]" "That's not what people want, Lemon." "Least of all, from their televisions." "They want their honeys boo boo and their Sunday night feetball, which is the plural of football." "Americans don't want to think." "That's why they need men like me to pick their presidents for them." "Wow." "Okay." "So, I guess, it's my words versus your money." "And we'll see who can really make a difference in this election." "It's on, Donaghy." "May the best gender non-specific person win." "Just leave the amount blank, Harold." "[Clattering]" "Those are tampons." "Deal with it." "[Crowd singing]" "For God's sake, some of us have jobs!" "I've got a pile of 1020-Gs up he with no travel times on them, and if I don't..." "[Screams]" "Listen up, nerds!" "Tonight, TGS is about to get real." "We've got 38 minutes of air time..." "An hour, if the bowling tournament ends early..." "And we are gonna use it to get the message out there." "I don't know." "I think we've been hitting Romney pretty hard." "I guess that's why they call me Mitt." ""Baseball Mitt Romney" and "Barack a llama"" "aren't saying anything." "I want to make a difference." "We got to do something big, something that'll go viral." "Like that otter that looked just like Tracy." "Look, we've got the greatest resource in the world at our fingertips:" "American celebrity." "We get some hot young actor..." "Oh, my grandnephew Kellan lutz, from Twilight, is visiting me." "He's in my office." "I have tolerated your pathological lying for six years." "If you speak again, I will kill you." "Great-uncle?" "Momma's baby is out of "marsh-mal-lows."" "Sweet grandnephew," "I've been warming more "marsh-mal-lows" for you in the pocket of my dungarees." "[Whimsical music]" "[Laughs]" "[Chomps]" "Okay, good job, lutz." "Gentlemen, token silent lady, we have to spend all of our wonderful money, and help my hair-mentor, Mitt Romney, become the 11th legitimate President of the United States." "Garrett, what does the campaign need?" "Well, as you know, with pacs like this, we're not allowed to have direct contact with candidates." "[Guffaws] I'm kidding." "I'm Garrett Romney, Mitt's my dad." "But here's the thing, Jack." "My brother-dad, which is mormon for "dad,"" "has more money than he knows what to do with." "With all due respect, Garrett," "I don't think that's a thing." "Well, it's just, at this point in the campaign, for us, it's more about ideas than cash." "Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know you were going to get your own planet when you die." "And until your father has 100% of the vote," "I think we can still make a difference." "I mean, look how poorly we're polling with African-Americans." "Jack, there's no amount of money that could..." "How dare you talk that way in front of the pile." "[Goofy voice] Aw, thanks, Jack." "There is no problem in the world that can't be solved by throwing money at it." "Now, let's change some black minds." "[Crowd singing]" "Look what Jenna's goons have done." "Pete's going insane." "The pranksmen are neutered." "We can't let her get away with this." "Well, what can we do?" "We're just three nerdy white guys, and she's got a whole army." "But what if she didn't?" "I know what we should do." "Pumpkin patch?" "Hi, I'm Hollywood liberal Don Cheadle, and I supp..." "I support Mitt Romney." "Good, continue." "Barack Obama would have you believe that African-Americans are better off under his leadership." "But I just got $10 million for appearing in an ad for Mitt Romney." "So ask yourselves, brothers and sisters, who's really got your back?" "'Cause from where I'm standing," "Mitt Romney is a..." "Oh, my dear..." "Mitt Romney is a layup." "But don't just take it from me." "Take it from my good friend the black transformer, jazz." "What's crackin', my homies?" "Jazz gets down with the rom-nizzle." "Oh, my God, does he really talk like that in the movie?" "Paid for by Americans for an American America." ""Dy-no-mite."" "Oh, for heaven's sakes." "That is garbage." "What are you talking about?" "That was don cheadle and jazz, your heroes." "Do you know how expensive that was?" "Okay, I get it." "Let me do some, uh, community organizing." "Sir, I am a deputized election monitor, and when my supervisor Barbara gets out of her aquarobics class, she will be hearing about this, if she's found the hearing aid she thinks her roommate stole." "[Upbeat music]" "In five, four, three, two." "[Applause]" "Listen up, America." "[Applause]" "Thomas Jefferson once wrote..." "[Cheering, screaming and applause]" "[Yelling] The greatest danger to American freedom..." "Shut up!" "Listen to the words!" "[Yelling] Is a government that ignores the constitution." "Take it off!" "No." "[Cheering and screaming]" "Whoo!" "This is so demoralizing!" "In the past 24 hours," "I've spent millions of dollars." "I got B.E.T. to let Mike Huckabee present" ""Best Club Banger" at the Hip-Hop Awards." "And yet we're still polling at 0% among African-Americans." "If my money can't make a difference," "I'm moving to Monaco." " Jack, don't say that." " I'm serious." "Over there, they solve all their problems with money." "They use it to put out fires." "Ce feu m'ennuie." "Why should I even bother to vote?" "New York will go for Obama even if I voted a hundred times." "Instead of my usual five." "Maybe you can make a difference in a battleground state." "Oh, what's the point, Garrett?" "You know what?" "I'll tell you exactly how this election is going to play out." "[Cheering on TV]" "Hey." "I just came in to see how my friend's doing, but obviously he went back into his mouse hole, so, uh..." "How are you?" "[Scoffs]" "Jack was right." "[Cheering stops]" "People don't want an idea bomb dropped on them." "Don't give up." "That is not the Lisa Loeb I know." "Why do I even vote?" "New York's gonna go for Obama anyway." "Maybe if I lived in Ohio, I could make a difference." "Actually, no." "Ohio's definitely going for Romney." "Yeah, you don't know which way Ohio's going." "But I do." "Liz Lemon, I've done stand-up in every state in this country." "I know the people of America." "I know how they think." "I can tell you exactly how this election is gonna play out." "Everyone knows Romney has a vacation home in New Hampshire." "What they don't know is that he hunts humans on that property." "New Hampshire goes to Obama." "Now, North Carolina goes to Romney." "I worked there this summer, and they are not on board with a black man lecturing them." "I don't care if it's Obama talking about health care or me talking about white butts." "They are different than black butts." "Pennsylvania is Obama's." "The voting machines there have become sentient." "And, for some reason, they are strongly in favor of gay marriage." "But we're not gonna win Wisconsin." "I don't know why." "Ever since Tracy set fire to Lambeau Field," "Wisconsinites are coming around on the death penalty." "Wisconsin goes for Romney." "That just leaves..." "Florida, the penis of America!" "Florida..." "The penis of America." "Pete!" "We have a scheme to destroy Jenna and her army of cretins." "For the past seven years," "I've been compiling a supercut of all of Jenna Maroney's worst moments." "Security footage, cell phone videos, rehearsals..." "All her biggest diva freak-outs are on this DVD." "When we put this online, the crabcatchers will see what a fraud Jenna is." "[Grunting]" "Someone get a P.A. to feed me baby food." "Or I will drop a "D" in the greenroom." "No, Pete!" "Why?" "Last night, after the show..." "[Cheering, rhythm instruments jingling]" "I went to give them a piece of my mind." "Enjoy, bro." "But before I could... ♪ Slow down they gave me peace." "♪ Way down" "♪ go down to the water there were no 1020-Gs down there." "No neck pain." "No fear." "Just easy livin'." "Something you mainlanders wouldn't understand." "Pete, come on." "Pete's dead." "I'm Panama, now." "Now, like any penis," "Florida is very complicated." "The Cubans in the South..." "Very conservative." "I had a lot of expensive cigars put out on me in Miami comedy clubs." "But central Florida is dominated by Jewish retirees, serial killers, and secretly gay Disney princes, all of whom love Obama." "Meanwhile..." "In Northern Florida..." "Huh." "The only crowds I could never figure out were in Northern Florida." "One week they're laughing at me, the next week, they're laughing at me." "According to this, the electorate there is impossible to predict." "It's a combination of elderly shut-ins, beach bums..." "Both:" "Bus passengers who ran out of money..." "Swamp people and pirates." "These people don't like to be told what to do." "They just want to sit on the beach and drink." "There motto is "unwindulax."" "Unwindulax." "[Crowd chanting "Jenna"]" "Oh, my God." "[Crowd chanting "Jenna"]" "Morning, Crabcatchers." "[Crowd chanting "Jenna"]" "You all unwindulaxing?" "[Crowd chanting "Jenna"]" "One person can make a difference." "[Whispers] And that person is Jenna!" "The next president of the United States will be chosen by..." "Jenna Maroney." "To be continued..." "Mr. Spider." "Ew, web in my mouth!" "Male announcer:" "Next week, on 30 Rock..." "Will Jenna Maroney choose the next leader of the free world?" "Will Jack or Liz manipulate her into doing the thing we just said?" "Will Cerie ever wear a piece of clothing for its intended use?" "Will Pete drop the whole "Panama" thing, and have a totally different story?" "Spoiler alert..." "Yes." "Is Tracy actually a wereotter?" "Will Kellan Lutz fill his tummy with "marsh-mal-lows"?" "Will the invisible murderer who's in every scene finally strike?" "Will NBC's head of promotions ever get that mousetrap off his penis?" "Will Kenneth finally defeat his Nemesis, Mr. Spider?" "Will your DVR cut this pro..."

"Latin lover narrator:" "Okay, let's skip over the fact that jane's a pregnant virgin." "Who cares?" "Lots of way more important stuff is going on." "For one, she discovered her father" "Is a famous telenovela star," "And jane's mom was falling for him." "Meanwhile, jane has been teaching" "At a catholic high school." "And despite some initial hurdles..." "You're selling coins with my face on it?" "No." "Not selling." "Distributing." "...Jane was in a groove." "Oh, and she recently" "Broke off an engagement with michael, and she's dating" "Her baby daddy rafael." "Rafael definitely has some baggage." "For one, his ex-wife petra." "See, she recently" "Teamed up with his archrival lachlan to bring him down." "But petra had problems of her own." "See, she was being blackmailed by ivan," "The man who knew her secret identity." "Natalia." "And she had accidentally taken him hostage." "Problem was ivan escaped, leaving petra in great danger." "And michael was convinced that rafael" "Was involved with sin rostro," "A big, bad drug dealer." "And evidence" "Certainly pointed to the solanos." "Rafael is definitely a suspect, okay?" "But if he's involved, I gotta think" "He's working for his father." "I mean, emilio is the one that financed the hotel." "In fact, even emilio's wife was starting to suspect him." "Rafael, what if your father" "Is sin rostro?" "Really, I'm not sure who sin rostro is," "But at this rate, we'll have to recap the recap," "So let's just dive in." "Latin lover narrator:" "From a very young age," "Jane gloriana villanueva" "Did her very best to avoid conflict." "(alba yelling):" "Xiomara:" "What?" "You'll kick me out?" "Alas, it was sometimes unavoidable." "Do it, and I'll take jane with me." "No." "Oh, no, she's not." "I'm her mother!" "We'll leave tomorrow." "Luckily, jane had her writing" "To help her navigate these difficult moments." "It's a letter, you see," "Which she would slip under her grandmother's door" "Late at night." "And then, in the morning..." "Xiomara:" "Dear mom, as usual I'm too proud" "To apologize face-to-face." "But I'm sorry, okay?" "I was totally disrespectful," "And I love you, and I really appreciate" "Everything you do for me and jane." "So can we just put it behind us and never talk about it again?" "You know me;" "I get embarrassed." "Love, xo." "Latin lover narrator:" "Unfortunately," "A letter wouldn't solve jane's current problem." "I just really want you and rafael to bond," "And I think dinner together will help." "Hey!" "Come on, last cookie." "I'm pregnant over here." "You asked me" "To get onboard;" "I'm onboard." "I don't need to have dinner." "You're, like, 40% onboard." "And don't get me wrong," "That is an improvement from zero," "But I want more." "How much more are you looking for?" "Ma." "This all just happened so quickly" "In a really un-jane-like way." "Yeah, and it happened, and we're having a baby." "And I don't want the fact" "That you didn't have this textbook family" "To make you go after something that maybe isn't right." "But I think it is right." "What?" "(chuckles)" "Nothing." "Fine, let's do dinner." "Jane:" "It's on." "Tomorrow night." "That's great." "Can I call you back?" "What do you mean," ""that's great"?" "That is not the right attitude." "You have to crush this." "I will crush it." "Say it with conviction." "I will crush it." "I don't believe you." "I will crush dinner with your mom, okay?" "And there's someone here." "Oh..." "Oh, yeah, sorry." "We can prep later." "Prep?" "Jane:" "You have a lot to learn" "In a very short time." "What is your study style?" "Like, flashcards?" "Practice tests?" "I-I don't know." "Gotcha." "We'll do both." "(sighs)" "Sorry about that." "I am scared, rafael." "Your father transferred five million dollars to croatia." "It doesn't mean he's involved in anything criminal." "But maybe he's trying to flee." "I..." "I think we should call the police." "Tell them what exactly?" "I-I don't know." "Maybe he's involved in whatever's going on here," "With the tunnels or sin rostro or whatever." "I mean, it is his hotel." "Yeah, it is, and suspicions like yours" "Could threaten his reputation and ruin his company." "We can't go to the police." "Not until we know for sure." "So what do you want to do?" "Look, you said he's out of town" "For the next week, right?" "I called the contractor" "Who did our renovations." "Let me just see what I can find out," "But give me until then." "Nadine:" "We got nothin'." "We're no closer to sin rostro." "The serbian could be anywhere." "Which is why we need to put a tail on rafael." "Armstrong said no." "We got the audit." "We just have to comb through the finances." "Which could take weeks." "Family's powerful." "We gotta go by the book." "Mm." "Mongolian beef." "More like mongolian barf." "Really?" "Not even a little courtesy laugh on that one, huh?" "When you say something that's funny, maybe." "I will make you laugh, nadine." "Hm?" "We'll see." "I'll do it." "I don't know." "I will do it." "I don't think so." "(creaking)" "Mother..." "Yeah, what?" "What?" "Mother!" "You're supposed to be awake." "It's your shift." "(groans)" "Mother of god." "I'm so tired." "I can't live like this." "The door is locked." "Yeah, but if milos comes..." "Then I'll be too tired to wheel away anyway." "Try to get some sleep, huh?" "Once you get your paycheck," "We'll buy the plane tickets," "Start over..." "Okay." "I was thinking beijing." "I'm not going to beijing, mother." "Look, please, just let me ask lachlan for help." "No." "I do not trust him." "Jane:" "And so, I will leave you with these last words." ""parting is such sweet sorrow" "That I shall say good night till it be morrow."" "From romeo and juliet?" "The play we just saw?" "Oh." "Oh." "Anyway..." "I thought it was appropriate" "Before finals week" "To take a moment to thank you." "I have really enjoyed getting to know" "Each and every one of you." "And go forth" "And be good citizens of the world." "Okay." "That's all." "Victoria:" "Wait." "We got you a present as a class." "Oh, god." "Don't cry." "(scoffs) I knew she'd cry." "I won't cry." "Even though you're kind of a nerd who thinks it's okay" "To wear "sensible shoes,"" "The truth is," "We really think you're a great teacher." "So, here." "Don't cry." "I won't." "(chuckles)" "It's, like, for the baby." "Okay," "You should get off the bus." "Mm-hmm... (clear throat)" "Yeah." "(phone rings)" "Hello?" "Ms. Villanueva, this is sister margaret." "Oh, oh, is this about the gift?" "Because if I'm not allowed to accept gifts," "I will return it immediately." "(chuckles) no, no." "This is because I'd like to offer you a permanent job." "What?" "Another teacher is pregnant." "We thought you could trail her until you graduate" "And then cover her maternity leave." "Then when she comes back, you can take yours" "With the promise" "Of a permanent position in our middle school" "Wait, is-is this about the jane the virgin coins?" "No, ms." "Villanueva." "This is because the students gave you" "The highest score on your teacher evaluations." "They did?" "(sniffling)" "Are you crying, ms." "Villanueva?" "Yes." "But to be fair," "It's been building up for a while." "Okay, great, cut." "You can say it next time, diego." "(chuckles)" "Santos is a priest?" "It's a flashback sequence." "He has since left the cloth" "And made love to hundreds of women." "(laughter)" "Okay, everyone!" "Jane is here;" "gather round, please." "Gather round." "Yes." "Wait, wait, what are we gathering around for?" "You will see." "(clears throat) friends," "Workers, as you all know," "Like kanye west," "I have recently acquired a daughter." "What you don't know" "Is that my daughter, jane," "Is the new writer's intern" "For the passions of santoyes!" "Yes." "I don't know what to say." ""thank you" is fine." "It's just, I didn't ask for the job, though." "(chuckles) you don't have to." "Everybody wants to work" "On television." "(laughter)" "Can I talk to you in private for a moment?" "Yeah, sure." "Nicolas." "(whistles) everyone out!" "Rogelio:" "See you later," "My excellent teammates." "Jane?" "Hm?" "I am an actor." "I am trained to read emotions," "And you don't seem 100% happy with the internship." "Uh, I just didn't see it coming." "I wanted to surprise you, you know?" "And you're gonna be done teaching in a week." "No, they asked me to stay on." "Oh!" "But don't you want to be a writer?" "Yeah, I-I just never thought about telenovelas." "I mean, I don't know if I'm gonna be any good at it." "You will be good." "You are my daughter." "Talent courses through your veins." "(chuckles)" "It would be kind of cool to try it." "Don't let yourself" "Get swept up by glamor, jane." "I offered you a terrific position." "Just think of all the fabulous scenes you will write." "Sister margaret:" "Think of all the lives" "You'll touch." "But writing is her dream." "Dreams don't pay the bills." "Geez." "At least her see if she likes it." "She already knows she likes teaching." "Trust me, she will like this much, much more." "No, she won't, you silly actor." "Jane," "What'll it be?" "Teaching." "Tell her, jane." "Writing." "Jane?" "Huh?" "So, what do you think?" "Latin lover narrator:" "You'll recall," "Our jane has always avoided conflict." "I think I can do them both, for now." "Latin lover narrator:" "I don't want to spoil things," "But..." "Latin lover narrator:" "It should be noted that rogelio was bursting with pride" "That jane had decided to, as he put it," ""give the family business a try."" "Dina:" "Aah!" "You moron!" "Oh, no." "Maybe we should just wait." "Okay." "Hi." "Dina, hello, hello!" "We are here!" "Jane, so nice to meet you." "I will leave you to get to know my brilliant daughter." "Kisses!" "Mwah!" "So, you know, if you need anything" "Food runs, just let me know." "Oh, we're actually" "In the middle of a story problem for tomorrow's episode." "Please stay." "Steven, recap." "Go." "Okay, uh, santos has just escaped," "But obviously, he's still the president," "So he needs to find a way off the island" "Without being recognized." "Any ideas, jane?" "Because there are no bad ideas here." "Ricky:" "What if he makes himself" "A mask out of, like, mud and twigs?" "Except for yours, ricky." "Jane?" "What do you think?" "Headshot rogelio:" "Go ahead, jane." "It'll be brilliant." "Um..." "I don't know if this is what" "You were looking for," "But maybe santos could be dressed as a beggar?" "Huh!" "El presidente would never dress as a beggar!" "Because it would be unexpected, see?" "No one would expect him to demean himself like that." "Hmm." "Not bad." "Let's put it in the script and move on." "Good work, jane." "Latin lover narrator:" "It should be noted" "That at this very moment," "Jane felt butterflies in her stomach." "And I'm not going lie." "It felt like a sign." "And they're putting one of my lines in the script." "That's great!" "I know!" "I can't believe it." "Favorite movie?" "Dirty dancing." "One topic not to bring up?" "Selena." "Both the singer and j." "Lo's portrayal of her in the movie." "Birth sign?" "Come on!" "You seriously expect me to remember your mom's birth sign?" "If it was in the e-mail," "I'm gonna need you to remember it." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I'm so stressed." "I just really want this to go well." "I know, and it will." "Parents love me." "Mm-hmm." "I rarely curse, and I have excellent table manners." "Hmm." "Mm..." "You seem tired." "Maybe you should slow down." "No, I'm fine." "All this running around between waitressing" "And teaching, and now the telenovela..." "You can't keep this up forever." "You got to make a decision before it catches up with you." "And our peach." "According to baby center, it is now an apple," "Rounding the corner to avocado." "Both:" "Mmm." "Uh-uh." "Let's not lose focus." "Come on, we're in the home stretch." "Look, what's my grandma's favorite tv show?" "Sabado gigante." "Xiomara:" "I'm just saying that" "If we cancel with rafael, you'll get to watch sabado gigante." "(phone buzzing, xiomara sighs) ah." "Because he wants to make dinner plans," "And I don't want to see him." "Latin lover narrator:" "Well, that's not exactly true." "Xo really, really wanted to see him." "I made a promise to god, okay?" "When you were hurt in the hospital." "Latin lover narrator:" "Of course, alba knew this already." "I promise if you take care of ma," "I won't let a man between these legs again without a ring." "Latin lover narrator:" "But xo didn't know alba knew that." "I know, I know-- that's why I've been avoiding rogelio." "Mm." "(door opens)" "Jane:" "We're here." "Don't worry." "Latin lover narrator:" "But alba was worried." "But, thanks to jane's careful preparation," "Rafael was performing brilliantly at dinner." "As I was saying, I believe" "That hard work is the key to success." "I mean, as a taurus," "You must know what I mean." "Persistence is everything." "Hmm." "Xiomara:" "You look tired, hon." "Are you leaning more towards teaching or interning?" "I don't know." "I'm going back and forth." "Ma, don't pressure her." "I know." "Xiomara:" "But, hon," "You want to be a writer." "You said you got butterflies." "Ma, if she doesn't chase down her dream," "She'll always regret it." "I totally agree." "Anyway," "I have time to sort it out, so..." "Your mom is right." "Life is short." "We spend all our time working." "It should be spent doing something that you love." "Besides, all the other stuff-- the baby and the bills" "You know I'll take care of that." "What do you mean, you'll take care of it?" "Oh, I was..." "I was just agreeing with you," "That she should take the internship," "And she shouldn't make a decision about money." "Because..." "I can help out there." "Latin lover narrator:" "To be fair," "Jane had not told rafael not to offer any money." "But only because she never thought" "He'd do something so stupid." "I don't think jane's asking for your help." "Uh, yeah, I-I know that." "And I know she's not gonna take your money." "Mom, just calm down." "I am calm." "I just don't like the idea" "That he thinks we'll take handouts." "That's not what I meant." "We work hard, all of us do." "I understand that, but I'm still going" "To take care of the baby financially." "Good." "You should." "And if jane needs anything..." "Her family will take care of her." "And we are going to be family." "I'm the father of her baby." "Not on purpose." "(clears throat)" "Okay, he's gone." "What was all that about?" "I could ask you the same thing." "You guys were actually agreeing." "You both want me to make a decision." "And that's your decision?" "To let him pay for everything?" "No, of course not." "I mean, if I decide to take the internship," "I'm gonna keep waitressing." "I'm not afraid of hard work, you know that." "Rafael doesn't." "Stop, mom." "He was trying to be supportive." "And yeah, he said something..." "Stupid," "But instead of letting it go, you drilled down." "I mean, what is wrong with you?" "Why won't you give him a chance?" "You know why." "I just don't see you guys together." "Because you're not trying." "Why can't you at least try?" "You still love her, don't you?" "We belong together." "And I'll never stop believing that." "Jane:" "Mom?" "What is it?" "I-it just feels like being disloyal to michael." "What?" "You were with him" "Two years." "Yeah." "But..." "I've moved on" "And he's moved on." "No, he hasn't." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing, it doesn't matter." "The point is that" "Michael was like part of the family for a long time." "And I get that everything has changed for you, but..." "You gotta give me a second to catch up." "I get it." "But that doesn't mean" "That you can be rude to rafael." "You're right." "I'll apologize tomorrow." "Lachlan:" "She lives!" "I came in yesterday." "I called you a couple of times." "Yeah, I'm sorry, I've-I've been..." "A little under the weather." "I'm in a hurry, actually." "Wait, wait." "Where are you going?" "Picking up my check." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Stop, stop, stop." "Petra, what's..." "What's going on?" "Please, tell me." "Okay, so this guy, ivan," "He's been blackmailing you?" "Exactly." "And when he learned that we wouldn't be able" "To pay him any longer..." "Well, we, uh..." "We had a misunderstanding." "Latin lover narrator:" "To be clear:" "She took him hostage." "He escaped." "And I'm scared he'll tell milos where I am." "I know..." "I know this all sounds crazy." "It is crazy." "I feel crazy." "Cooped up in my room, scared," "Just waiting for yellow tulips to arrive..." "Tulips?" "Yeah." "Milos used to send me them" "Before he'd come home from a trip." "It was kind of his calling card." "That's why I've been hiding out." "And that's why I have to leave." "Let me come with you." "What?" "Listen to me." "The maracay hotel group has properties all over the world." "I can ask to be transferred." "Why?" "Petra, come on." "You know how I feel about you." "Okay, look," "It's gonna take me a couple of days" "To work out the arrangements." "In the meantime," "I'm gonna have you moved up to one of our penthouses." "They have state-of-the-art high-tech security systems," "So you're gonna be safe, okay?" "Look at me." "I promise you." "(knocking at door)" "Is this a bad time?" "Uh..." "No." "No, uh, come in." "Wow." "Incredible view." "Yeah." "It was kind of a selling point of the place." "Uh, do you want to..." "Do you want to sit?" "Yeah, sure." "Let's sit." "I just wanted to apologize." "I was really rude last night." "I overreacted and I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "Things just escalated." "Exactly." "You know, but I have to say," "It doesn't seem like you like me very much." "Latin lover narrator:" "She doesn't." "Let's just be honest." "So we can get to the root of it." "Latin lover narrator:" "Never a good idea." "Okay." "Latin lover narrator:" "I wouldn't say it." "I just don't think you're right for jane." "Why?" "It's just..." "A character thing, if you really want to know the truth." "You don't know my character." "I know" "You kissed her and you didn't" "Call her back and she was crushed." "That was five years ago!" "Still speaks to character." "You're not being fair, okay?" "People change." "Not fundamentally." "And you guys are different" "In every regard." "You see the world differently" "I'm sorry, but you have" "No idea how I see the world." "Maybe not." "But I know that you see it from up here." "With this incredible view." "(phone whooshes, buzzes)" "I have to go." "No problem." "Uh..." "Let's just..." "Can we...?" "Can we talk about this later?" "El presidente, uh..." "Latin lover narrator:" "Note that jane had hurried to the stage" "So she could watch them film the scene idea" "She had come up with." "Santos disguised" "As a beggar." "A pirate beggar?" "That's weird." "And jane realized exactly what had happened." "Did you tell the writers to act like they liked my idea?" "Uh..." "Are you enjoying your new job?" "Rogelio, did you?" "Yes, I did." "But it was to give you confidence." "You said you didn't know if you'd be any good at writing." "And believing in yourself is the hardest part." "I get that, and-and that's sweet." "But I have" "This big life choice to make between teaching and writing." "And I'm just really trying to figure out if I have talent" "Because that matters." "Say no more." "I completely understand." "Thank you." "So, write me a scene." "What?" "I can tell you if you have talent." "I don't usually read unsolicited manuscripts," "But since your my daughter, I'm gonna make an exception." "(quiet laugh)" "So, theses are the plans?" "Yeah." "Signed by me, signed by your dad." "What's this about?" "It's about the fact that there was a tunnel" "Found inside the hotel leading" "From here in the recovery suites" "To here..." "Under the hotel." "What?" "You had nothing to do with it?" "No!" "This is news to me." "All right." "Look at those bathrooms." "Is that your work?" "Yeah." "Well, not this one." "No." "See how the tiling there is just..." "A little different." "Maybe a subcontractor." "Who?" "Don't know." "Your dad could've hired anyone." "Hey." "I know who did that other bathroom." "And for a small fee," "I'd be happy to give you his name and address." "So, I hear you're" "Writing a scene." "Yup." "About a pirate." "Just not quite sure" "How to not make it sound..." "Ridiculous." "Oh, you just got to find something you relate to." "At least that's what I tell myself." "Oh, you're a writer, too?" "An actor." "You know, your dad, he's been, uh," "He's been really helpful, actually." "Haven't booked anything yet, but..." "I'm sure you will." "Yeah." "I hope so." "Anyway..." "You have to find a way" "To empathize with your character." "Relate to the pirate." "Latin lover narrator:" "And so, jane tried her best" "To relate to the pirate." "But that turned out to be ridiculous advice." "However, jane did manage" "To write a pretty cute scene anyway," "In my entirely unbiased opinion." "And as she wrote," "The butterflies returned." "And speaking of butterflies... (doorbell rings)" "I've never seen you so..." "Casual." "Yeah." "I'm keeping it casual tonight." "Interesting." "You know, I'm not usually a fan" "Of the whole "less is more" thing." "But looking at you right now?" "Less is just..." "Estimulante." "Right, so I thought" "Maybe we could order pizza?" "Great." "And after maybe we can make love." "Let's start with a pizza." "Wow." "That's a lot of garlic you're putting on there." "I just love garlic." "Me, too." "You know, it's funny." "Some people don't like" "To kiss after garlic." "I don't have that problem." "Latin lover narrator:" "Working up the courage to tell rogelio" "About her vow of chastity was proving harder" "Than xiomara had anticipated." "Yes, more wine." "That will help." "Let me grab another bottle." "So, listen, I did want" "To talk to you about something." "Do you remember when we first met, xiomara?" "Yeah." "In biology class." "You kept making those dumb jokes." "You laughed at those dumb jokes." "Yeah, I did." "You look exactly the same, xiomara." "I mean it." "I look at you tonight and it's like" "No time has passed." "Oh!" "Oh, me, too." "(both scream)" "You have to go!" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "¿que paso?" "¿que?" "Oh, my god..." "¿que paso?" "Que?" "Go." "Yeah, but I didn't tell him the reason, ma." "I just freaked out." "Because I really like him." "And once he finds out" "That, you know..." "My charms are off-limits..." "I don't know if he'll be interested." "I thought you loved rogelio." "I can't thank you enough." "I finally feel safe." "You should." "No one gets on this floor unnoticed." "The windows are too big in here." "Mother!" "Draw the blinds, magda." "All right." "Call me if you need anything." "Don't be rude, mother." "He's the only person who's helping us." "And I still don't trust him." "Well, I do." "And..." "You're my mother, so you just have to get on board." "Rogelio:" "I am on board." ""I am completely on board."" "Ah!" "Oh, I see." "You brought that theme back." "Plus, you know, it's, like, a play on words." "Because you're "on board" the ship." "Ah!" "Clever." "Latin lover narrator:" "Truth be told, this was the first time" "In jane's life that she had sought her father's approval." "All right, I'm finished." "And she wanted it very badly." "I don't like it." "What?" "Well, I'm sorry." "You asked me to be honest." "You said it was important." "It is, but what did you not like about it exactly?" "Well, a pirate would never say these things." "Oh, okay." "I mean, do you know a lot of pirates or...?" "And second and most importantly," "Telenovelas are all about drama." "You know-- yelling, crying, scheming." "And there's none of that in here." "I'm sorry." "Are you angry?" "No." "I mean..." "It stings, but..." "I wanted you to tell me the truth." "I have to make a decision." "I just really loved writing it." "I-I mean, I got butterflies." "Well, that is important." "You know, passion is important." "Yeah, but if I'm not talented..." "Oh, stop." "Every new skill takes time." "You can't expect to be an expert overnight." "Hey." "You sound tired." "(yawning):" "I'm not." "Jane, come on." "You can't keep up this schedule." "I know." "I'm trying to figure it out." "Did my mom ever apologize to you, by the way?" "(stammers) kind of." "(jane groans)" "No." "It's fine." "It's a process." "We'll get there." "No, I just hate it when people in my life don't get along." "It just makes me all anxious." "Anxious?" "Why?" "I don't know." "My mom and my grandma fought a lot growing up." "And I just always wanted to fix things." "I get that." "But some things just take time." "Yeah." "Giving things time is not my strong suit." "Well, then you got to try, huh?" "And don't worry, we will get there." "We have to." "Because I am not going anywhere." "Oh, that's so sweet." "Can you say that again for my mom?" "(laughs) look, I'm gonna go." "Just text me when you get home, okay?" "Okay." "Bye." "All right." "Bye." "Latin lover narrator:" "Truth be told," "Part of the reason" "Rafael's problems with xiomara didn't phase him" "Were that they seemed slightly insignificant" "Compared to the fact" "That his father could be sin rostro." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I, uh," "I know you were hired to do" "The bathroom work at the marbella." "(laughs):" "Who the hell are you?" "Just hoping that maybe if you could tell me who hired you," "I could..." "Make it worth your while." "(laughs)" "(camera shutter clicking)" "I'm only gonna say this once." "Get the hell off my property." "Someone was just here, asking questions." "Call me back." "(passing car honking horn)" "(car honks horn)" "(groans)" "Who the hell are you?" "Oh, I'm looking for andy." "Are you with that other guy?" "Wha...?" "(thuds)" "It was just a little fender bender." "But my mom freaked out." "Because you're pregnant." "Of course you needed to come." "(heart beating over monitor) doctor:" "The heartbeat, good." "That's a good sign." "You see?" "I told you." "Jane, I want to tell you something," "And I am serious about it." "Oh, maybe not now." "No, now." "You are taking on too much." "Between waitressing and teaching and now this internship," "It's too much-- you can't do it all." "You gotta make a choice." "I completely agree." "Hey, look at you two-- friends." "Latin lover narrator:" "And just then," "The butterflies came back." "Do you feel the baby kicking?" "What?" "No, not yet." "It's happening now." "(gasps) sometimes it's hard to tell at first," "But my wife said it felt like butterflies in her stomach." "That's the baby kicking?" "I feel it." "Rafael:" "Wait, uh, where, where?" "My turn, my turn." "What were you doing following rafael?" "I know he's involved." "And you were told specifically to back off." "But, nadine, right before I went in, there was a guy" "Making a call" " I wrote down the number, and guess who picked up." "Plastic surgeon." "It's got to be the one working with sin rostro." "Redoing the faces." "I am on to something here, you gotta believe me." "It's not enough to believe you," "I'm also gonna have to lie for you." "Armstrong called." "(groans) he wanted to know what happened to you." "Can't you just say you don't know?" "But I do know." "Just tell me that this isn't about jane," "That you're not spiraling because of jane." "It's not about jane." "I promise you." "Okay." "Okay." "Xiomara, how's jane?" "She's fine, the baby's fine, everything's fine." "Thank god." "Xiomara, what is it?" "First last night, and now as we hug." "Why are you so afraid to have your pelvis touch mine?" "Here's the thing:" "I took a vow of chastity." "What?" "!" "Yeah." "I-I'm gonna give it a try." "(anxious laugh)" "And, well, anyway, I-I just wanted you to know." "And I don't expect you to stick around, okay?" "Because this is my thing." "Of course I'll stick around." "You are worth waiting for." "Any idea," "Like, you know, on a rough timeframe?" "I'll keep you posted." "(gasps)" "Tulips?" "Milos used to send me them" "Before he'd come home from a trip." "It was kind of his calling card." "(cell phone buzzes)" "Hello?" "Yes, this is she." "What kind of...?" "Okay, thank you." "Is everything okay?" "It's michael." "(knocking on door)" "Jane." "What are you doing here?" "I'm still your emergency contact." "I guess." "(chuckles)" "And I was here, too, so..." "Is everything okay?" "Yes, it was just a car accident." "What?" "!" "A minor one." "It was nothing, really." "You're okay?" "The baby's okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we're okay." "Good." "What happened to you?" "Bruised ribs." "Small concussion." "Occupational hazard." "What?" "I don't know." "This." "Seems kind of like a sign, you know?" "You and me in the same hospital." "At the same time." "Latin lover narrator:" "It felt like a sign to jane as well." "Only, a different one." "Michael, you're not waiting for me, are you?" "For us?" "Of course I am." "I love you, jane." "I love you now, and I'll love you forever." "And whatever's going on with you and rafael," "It's not gonna last." "You're wrong." "Really?" "So you're trying to tell me that," "At the end of the day," "That's who you see yourself with?" "Rafael?" "Latin lover narrator:" "Perhaps if nadine had heard the words jane was saying," "And not just seen the look in michael's eyes," "She wouldn't have done what she did next." "But she did not hear." "I'll change my emergency contact." "Hi, lieutenant armstrong." "I have some information on detective cordero" "That you need to hear." "Latin lover narrator:" "Ah, irony." "He disobeyed your direct order." "Latin lover narrator:" "What a cruel mistress." "Good morning, mom!" "Ah, buenos día." "No, I didn't." "But I talked to rogelio about it last night," "And he was sweet and understanding," "And he said that he will wait" "Until I decide it's the right time." "I know, you were right." "Latin lover narrator:" "Uh-oh." "How do you know exactly what I said to god?" "I won't let a man" "Between these legs again without a ring." "Uh-uh, those were my exact words." "Bueno." "You what?" "!" "Yeah." "Maybe." "But still it was wrong." "An apology letter?" "Why?" "Hey, you two." "So..." "(clears throat)" "I, uh, just talked to rafael." "And I made a decision." "I'm taking the teaching job." "Look, if I had a talent" "For writing telenovelas, that'd be one thing." "But I don't, so..." "I made my choice." "Well, those kids are lucky to have you." "Xiomara:" "What apology letters are you talking about, mom?" "I haven't written you any." "Remember..." "It was for a good cause." "Latin lover narrator:" "Which brings us here, now," "Where jane walks with a heavy heart," "Ready to say farewell to writing, for the time being." "Jane!" "Hey, dina." "Do you need something?" "I wanted to just tell you I really enjoyed your scene." "What scene?" "The one you wrote for rogelio." "Nicholas slipped it to me." "For a first timer, you show a lot of potential." "Wow, really?" "But rogelio said it wasn't very good." "That's because there's not a lot of yelling and crying." "Trust me." "I get paid to know good writing." "Keep working at it." "I'm scared, lachlan-- I don't know what to do." "Those yellow tulips, it means that milos is here." "I just don't understand what happened." "I posted a permanent private guard at your door." "I promise I will keep you safe." "So I made a decision." "If you're quitting, you don't have to let me down easy." "I understand." "Teaching is..." "Well, someone has to do it, right?" "I'm not quitting." "I was going to, but dina..." "She thinks I have talent, and that's all I needed to hear." "You know, the baby's coming." "This is my chance." "I'm glad you're staying." "But, jane, this is a tough business." "You can't look to others to validate you." "If you choose to make a living in the financial arts," "You must believe in yourself." "You know, that's really good advice, rogelio." "Latin lover narrator:" "It really, really was." "All right..." "She's staying on here." "Perfect." "Latin lover narrator:" "In fact, it was advice" "Rogelio would need himself, in the weeks to come." "Rogelio won't know what hit him." "I don't like this, not one bit." "Captioning sponsored by cbs" "Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org"

"What you want me to talk about?" "I mean we trained just like we always trained for any other mission." "They're all serious." "MAN:" "The reason I wanted to join the Seals was for missions like this." "The dream of getting this call." "As it happened, that night the President was due to give a speech." "White House Correspondents' Dinner." "Room full of journalists." "The fact is only a handful of his aides knew that just before the event, the President had authorized the raid." "OBAMA:" "All right, everybody, please have a set." "(APPLAUSE)" "My fellow Americans... (CHEERING)" "...it is wonderful to be here at the White House Correspondents' Dinner." "What a week." "(LAUGHTER)" "STUNNER:" "We'd done hundreds of missions like this." "Dead of the night type raids." "What was different was the target." "It's such an honor performing for those of you here tonight, as well as the handful of people watching at home on C-SPAN." "(LAUGHTER)" "People think Bin Laden is hiding in the Hindu Kush, but did you know that every day from four to five he hosts a show on C-SPAN?" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "CHERRY:" "In this world... you don't get to live free without working for it." "You gotta earn it every day." "And that day we did." "It's good to see you." "(SPEAKING IN ARABIC)" "Well "talk" might be the wrong word." "Can you imagine being tied down, and your skin peeled off?" "Did you know you have three layers of skin, so it could take awhile." "Make your time here seem like heaven." "I expect you will end up dying." "Their torture chambers are state of the art." "And your wife and children they will go too." "What can I do?" "Give me something to chew on." "I need to show the guys with the keys that you are worth keeping around." "And there are 25 million green reasons for you to help us find the man we want." "I have nothing." "I have nothing." "(SIGHING)" "I know." "That's why I'm letting the Saudis borrow you." "I wish it could end up better for you." "But at least now you can take comfort in the fact that this is definitely going to end." "(PANTING)" "You're on your own." "(DOOR BUZZING)" "MAN:" " What have you got?" " Ahmed al-Kuwaiti." " The courier?" " Let's find him." " Understood." " Now." "OBAMA: if we have actionable intelligence, about high-value terrorist targets, and President Musharraf will not act, we will." "And I think Barack Obama is confused as to who are our friends, and who are our enemies." "We do not go out and say to a nation, which is working with us, that we intend to go in there and potentially bring out a unilateral attack." "Teddy Roosevelt used to say," ""Talk softly but carry a big stick."" "Senator Obama likes to talk loudly." "We will kill Bin Laden, we will crush Al-Qaeda." "That has to be our biggest national security priority." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)" "(HONKING)" "The phone call that we traced tied the courier back in with Al-Qaeda." "We immediately put two assets on the ground in Peshawar." "Pan to the left." "Your other left." "Got it." "And watch the profanity, I understand Pashto." "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Salaam alaikum." "Is there a lighter there?" "On your left, talking right now, that's our man." "It's OK." "MAN 1:" "There he is." "He's coming out." " Let's go." " Hold this." "We've got him." "Good signal." "WOMAN:" "Don't blow your cover." "Keep the distance." "We have caught him." "MAN:" "Target is heading due east." "(HORNS HONKING)" "MAN:" "Give him some space." "Get up here." "Take this way." "There he is, you're coming up behind him." "MAN:" "Stay on course." "I'm getting some interference." "Keep your eyes on him." "We have got him." "We have got a visual." "MAN:" "Target is approaching Karakoram Highway." "Target is leaving Peshawar." "Do you still have him?" "We're trying to get eyes on you." "MAN:" "Yeah, we have still got him." "The boy is headed towards Abbottabad." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "MAN:" "He is going off the road." "(HONKING)" "We've got eyes back on him." "MAN:" "So do we." "Good work, gentlemen." "We'll take it from here." "MAN:" "Mr. President, this is the first time we've had eyes on the courier." "We know he used to be a courier for Al-Qaeda." "We have no confirmation they are still in contact, but we know the place is built like a fortress." "REPORTER:" "The pace of American operations keeps going up from week to week." "Night raids up sixfold, air strikes nearly doubled." "The American troop surge in Afghanistan is part of what an aide to Petraeus calls" ""squeezing down on the Taliban like a giant anaconda."" "MAN:" "Come on, let's go, Cherry." "This gear ain't getting any lighter." "MAN 2:" "Seal Team Six, this mission should be simple." "Transporting two Taliban operatives back to Kandahar base." "Pick up is in ten mikes." "Let's get in and get out." "MAN:" "Let's go, Mule." "Keep that pace up." "Growing up, it was pretty much just me and my mom." "And, uh..." "As a kid in junior high, I got stuffed in trashcans all the time." "And then there was this one year" "I decided that wasn't gonna happen any more." "I started doing the beating." "So now, here I am, I'm fighting at the highest level of the United States of America." "It was like the CO's were waiting for me, and I'd been waiting for them." "Exile 2-1, Exile 2-1." "This is Wild Eagle Niner." "Can I get a sit rep on that bird, over?" "I joined because I felt I had a duty to my country, a country that I love." "And there was really no other choice for me." "MAN:" "Wild Eagle Niner, Reaper Six says Reaper 1-2 is inbound, TOT 50." "Keep your ears open, as they should be pushing Budweiser in four or five mikes." "How copy?" "Hard copy, Exile 2-1." " Out." " What's up?" "Just keep moving." "Move up." "MAN:" "Pick up should be right over the next ridge, boys." "Exile 2-1, Wild Eagle Niner, be advised you have four persons approaching you." "Looks like LN's, no weapons observed, over." "STUNNER:" "Yeah, I copy." "Four likely LN's, no weapons observed." "D-Punch." "Why don't you take Trench" " and check it out." " Yeah, I got it, I got it." "Hands up, hands up." "(SAND FALLING)" "Whoa, hold up here." "D-PUNCH:" "Take it easy, buddy." "(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Sit down." "Down." "Sit down!" "(ALL CHATTERING)" " What's going on up there?" "D-PUNCH:" " They want to have a female come up," " do the patdown." " Maybe go on, go ahead" " and send Cherry on up." " Screw you, D-bag." "You search her, yeah." "STUNNER:" "Let's go, we gotta move." "TRENCH:" "We're under fire." "Get down!" "Captain Marshall, a situation." "STUNNER:" "We got a man hit!" "STUNNER:" "On the top ridge on the left." "(PANTING)" " Stunner, you hit?" "(GROANING) No, I'm good." "Exile 2-1, Wild Eagle Niner." "We've taken fire, at least one shooter." "Can you give us info on his position?" "Exile 2-1, that's negative." "I'm not seeing anything." "(GUNFIRE)" "(SCREAMING)" "STUNNER:" "Cherry, flank left." "Move, move!" "Move!" "(SHOUTING)" " You all right?" "No, man, I'm shot!" "(PANTING)" "One down." " Surprise." "(SHOUTS)" " All clears up here." "STUNNER:" " Copy that." "All clear." "Exile 2-1, any more hostiles?" "Negative, Wild Eagle." "No hostiles in view." "All right, we 're all clear." "Let's push the LN's through and get the hell out of here, all right?" "(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Let's go, guys." "Come on, move it out." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "Hold up." "I need to finish searching." "D, forget about it." "Let's go." "Hold up, boys." "(SHOUTING)" "STUNNER:" "D!" "D?" "D." "(STATIC)" "STUNNER:" "We're trained to live by the rules of engagement." "Don't cause reckless harm." "Don't use women, children or old people for cover." "And don't strap 50 pounds of explosives to your chest." "But as Team Leader, I know if we give up on the moral code that our country believes in," "then we're no better than them." "CHERRY:" "My problem is very simple, it's with the rules." "We got rules, other side don't." "(SIGHING)" "OK, let's see." "Good." "Good, good, good." "(INDISTINCT)" "(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "You're Malik?" " Yes." " I'm Waseem." "Hi." "Come, I'll take you inside." "My family has owned the building for five years, and we take very good care of it." "No pets allowed, and most of the residents are families." "So please, keep your parties quiet." "No parties for us." "Please come." "This comes semi-furnished." "We have television." "There's no AC, but we can provide you with a cooler." "There's 24 hours running water, most of the time." "Piped gas." "It's one bedroom." "So, you men will be sharing the bedroom?" "Hmm." "Do you have any two bedrooms?" "I'm afraid not." "(SIGHING) This is a very peaceful neighborhood." " Very quite safe." " Mmm." " And very quiet." " Quiet is good." "Come on, let me see the view." "That place." "Looks like it's got some serious security." "That house was built few years ago by a wealthy Pashtun businessman." "Strict Purdah family." "Very quiet." "They don't bother anyone." "OK, that works." "WASEEM:" "How is that, Malik?" "A little to the right." "Little to the right." "Right." "Yeah?" " Good, lock it." " Yeah." "Perfect." "WASEEM:" "How is this, Malik?" "MALIK:" "Yeah." " Is it OK?" " Little left." " Left." " Left?" "Yeah." "How is the view?" " Good?" " It's good." "The first one is this." "Is it OK?" "WASEEM:" "Little dark." "VIVIAN:" "I just need one more minute of your time." "I really think it would be in our best interest to focus on what we were talking about." "Now you're going to tell me what's in my best interest?" " Things got heated in there." " You got a lot of passion." "We're on the same team, but time is not a luxury we have." "And that hour you just took back there at the end is an hour that I'll never get back." "Decisions like this are never as simple as they seem." "Hunches and educated guesses will never take the place of real actionable intelligence." "VIVIAN:" "My obsession with catching him started on 9-11." "The idea of him just kind of got deeper in my head." "I don't know, I guess, gradually you could say he took over my life." "I understand our current culture is risk-averse, but I think if you just look at the field data," "I'm sure you'd agree there's more to support this hypothesis than any unsubstantiated cave theories." " Christian thinks he's dead." " He's not dead." "Come on, keep it coming." "Spit it out." "There's a good possibility that by the time we've gathered enough data to validate a static final say, someone will leak, he will be long gone, and it'll be Tora Bora all over again." "(SIGHING)" "I believe that if there's even the slightest possibility of his being in there, then we should..." "We should what?" "Bomb the fuck out of it." "Sir." "You do understand that people will want proof?" "They'll want to see the body." "And a DNA match, or conspiracy theories will abound." "And if we drop a bomb on our ostensible allies in the war on terror, we run the risk of nuclear retaliation on someone, probably India or Israel." "We also run the risk of destroying any and all evidence of his ever having been there." "Let's reconvene at 06:00." "We're gonna need a back-up plan." "Maybe two." "VIVIAN:" "My college roommate lost her father, and her brother in the South Tower." "It was awful." "And then we go into Afghanistan and we have Osama holed up in Tora Bora, and we let him go." "We had him and we let him go." "(SIRENS BLARING)" " I didn't want to be part of the team that let him get away again." "FEMALE REPORTER:" "Twin car bombs exploded outside the US embassies in Nairobi and..." "MALE REPORTER:" "Bombing at the USS Cole in Yemen, claiming the lives of 17 US soldiers..." "MALE REPORTER 2:" "Biggest attack ever on US soil." "MALE REPORTER 3: ...that Osama bin Laden is behind the attack." "MALE REPORTER 4:" "Tragedy in paradise, as a bomb rips through a resort in Bali." "MALE REPORTER 5:" "Ten separate bombs ripped through commuter trains and railway platforms." "FEMALE REPORTER 2: ...sound of hundreds of emergency vehicles..." "MALE REPORTER 6:" "Al-Qaeda is the group being credited for terrorism in the city of London today." "So, I finally got to buy my mom a house up the road from mine." "Wasn't much to look at, but that was the best damn day of my life." "When she walked through that door, and just that smile." "Yeah." "And, uh..." "So, you know, when we come home from deployment, most of the men, they got wife, kids to go to, and me, I just, I keep it simple." "You know, it's my mom, my bike." "A few girls every now and then." "(CHUCKLING)" "But, you know..." "Even though we go away from each other for a few days, it's we're still a team, you know." "And issues that we had out on the field, they're still there." "WOMAN:" "All righty, boys, what else can I get ya?" "I'll have another one of these." " All right." " Mmm." "Chocolate moon cake." "Yeah." "You got it." " Any y'all wanna share?" " No, thanks." "I'm not a big chocolate guy." "Oh, no, no." "Correction." "A big chocolate guy is exactly what you are." "(ALL LAUGHING) CHERRY:" " The other night, me and Trench were at this bar, right?" "And this pack of Frog Hogs comes marching in," " you remember that?" " Yeah." "And I just kept thinking to myself, "Damn."" "I feel sorry for the poor guy who's gotta pick a wife out of that bunch of buns." "Have to drink two six-packs and put a gun to my head just to go home at night." "Then I think, "Man, if I was Mule" "I'd be ready to kill myself."" "Well, you ain't me." "So leave me out of this shit." "(LAUGHTER)" " Sorry, man." "How is little Jaclynn?" "What is she, four or five now?" "My kid has nothing to do with this conversation." "OK, we'll switch it to Stunner." "Stunner." "How is married life treating you, huh?" "(SIGHING)" "What are you asking?" "Just, you know, how is everything on the home front?" "It's all good?" "Why would you like to know?" "You writing a book maybe?" "You gotta realize how good you got it." "Team Leader at 31." "Wonder kid, flying up the command chain." "Why don't you just relax." "(CHUCKLING) I'm relaxed." "I'm always relaxed." "I'm just getting tired of you running your mouth all the time." "I get tired of explaining how we let a little old lady blow up D-Punch." "(DOOR OPENING)" "MULE:" "Hey, Skipper." "What's up?" "Square things up here." "Meet me outside." "Y'all leave a good tip." "We're still the alert squadron." "And I just got word that we're being placed under operational controls at the Agency's" "Special Activities Division for this op at Admiral McRaven's personal direction." "I don't know the target yet." "Whatever it is, it's important to someone." "Say goodbye to your wives and kids, your girlfriends, your Harleys, your pets, whatever." "Load out for you guys is at 0-4." "Looks like we may have the opportunity to get payback for D-Punch sooner than we expected." "Hopefully, you guys have had enough time to get your heads straight." "OK?" "(ALL AGREEING)" "(COMPUTER BEEPING)" "(CAMERA CLICKING)" "Wait." "Hold on a second." "What?" "(CAMERA CLICKING)" "Never mind." "It was nothing." "Morning, sir." "Vivian Hollins." "Senior counter-intelligence threat analyst." "Hollins." "I was at CTC during Operation Anaconda." "Your recon on that mission saved hundred of lives, and if you hadn't taken out that SAM position it would have been a bloodbath." "That was a credit to the men." "We had a ghost detainee, a known Al-Qaeda courier, lead us to the suspected location of a high-value target, and the DCI wants us to put an immediate action plan in place." "We've opened the file and started the planning cycle." "The HVT is in a walled compound." "The main building is surrounded by 12 foot walls." "Two gated and guarded entry points." "No telephone lines, no Internet." "Trash is incinerated." "Kids are home schooled." "How many kids?" "SKIPPER:" "Thirteen, maybe 14." " It's a goddamn madrassa." " Yeah." "There are at least seven armed military-age males" " in the compound." "GUIDRY:" " This structure, here, on top of the main building, looks like it could have been designed as a station for some sort of anti-aircraft equipment." "Intelligence indicates that the target has access to Stinger missiles." "SKIPPER:" "And there are reports that there are 2,000 pounds of C4 in this main structure, rigged to a light switch." "GUIDRY:" "NRO has a dedicated satellite watching the compound." "Since this began, analysts have, on several occasions, recognized the man who appears taller than the rest." "Proportional shadow measurements put his height at 6'5"." "He doesn't seem to participate in daily chores." "He just kind of walks around." "We've nicknamed him The Pacer." "We've got boots on the ground trying to verify his identity." "MAN:" "Is this a permissive or non-permissive environment?" "Non-permissive." "And capture or kill?" "Well, it's a CIA Special Activities mission." "We are comfortable with either outcome." "We've narrowed it down to three options." "Cur job is to present all three to the President, so that he can make the most informed decision possible." "First option is a joint raid with the host nation." "However, there is no way of knowing if the target is in league with the host government, so this option runs the real risk of his being tipped off." "Option two:" "Helicopter assault." " That's where we come in." "STUNNER:" " And how are we in?" "DF-160." "Night Stalkers will handle the transport." "GUIDRY:" "We all remember Eagle Claw." "1980 failed mission to rescue hostages in Iran." "Poor planning led to two downed aircraft, and eight dead." "What about tunneling under?" "Would be a lot quieter than bringing in two birds into a rural environment." "GUIDRY:" "Compound is built in a flood basin." "Water table's too high to tunnel." "Third and final option is to simply level the compound with a JDAM." "With this option comes the added complication of collateral damage and the inability to verify that he was ever there." "But you're still not sure if the target's in there?" "You're still not 100 percent?" "Hundred percent's hard to come by these days." "See you, thanks for being here." "Stacy." "Jeju." "May I have a word in my office?" " About what?" " In my office." "Have a seat, please." "No, thanks." "I'm sure I don't have to tell you how delicate this mission is." "How professional errors could be compounded by secrecy and concealment." "However, in my opinion, you are the exception." "I'm not sure I understand what you're saying." "I'm saying that you are the type of man whose judgment I shouldn't have to question or second-guess." "And this file doesn't say any differently." "However, there is one page that is cause for concern." "Which is?" "Your wife." "(SIRENS BLARING)" "But I would expect that you won't let the past cloud your decision making, or lead you to put your team into any unnecessary danger." "It's a job." "I'm not interested in punishment or revenge." "I care about mission success." "Getting my men home safely." "So do I. Good luck." "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "(MEN SHOUTING)" "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "(CHEERING) (DOG BARKING)" "All right, lovers, break it up, break it up." "Sauce, you've got a visitor." "Tyrone!" "Hey, come here." "She's on our team now." "Take her through the drills, OK?" "Girl, fuss." "Just know there's 2,340 other dogs that would love to take her place." " You got that, people?" "(DOG BARKING SOFTLY)" " You got that?" "MEN:" " Yes, sir." "You think you're so important, you put your finger in a bucket of water, you pull it out, you see how fast that hole fills up." "Every one of us is replaceable." "Including me." "CHERRY:" "If you ain't been out on a mission with us, you ain't trained with us, you can't know how we are." "You can't know how we communicate." "All right?" "You just don't." "You take Stunner, right?" "He's a team leader, hell of a soldier, and that just... (LAUGHING)" "(STAMMERING)" "It don't mean I'm not gonna set his ass straight, if, you know," "I feel like he needs it, so..." "No." "When lives are at stake, you got no business hiding behind protocol." "You know." "(METAL CLANKING)" "You got something to say to me?" "What?" "You got something to say to me?" "I don't think so, not with a gun in your hand." "You know, if you think you should be team leader, you should run off to the CO and make your case." "I think you're a good leader." "I just don't think you have what it takes to fight this enemy and win." "This ain't the Boy Scouts." "If D-Punch were here, he'd say the same thing." "All right." "(GRUNTING)" "People!" "Release!" "If you boys can't reconcile this right here, right now," "I need to know right now." " I'm good." " I'm good." "Good." "Better be." "Get outta here." "You." "Stay." "What's the deal, huh?" "You used to be a regular Billy Bad-ass." "Out there, huh?" "Now you're the weakest link." "You're supposed to be the leader of this team, huh?" "This cannot be in here right now." "You need to be right, up here." "We lose men, good men." "But you gotta focus." "I know why I'm here." "And you gotta figure out why you're here." "And if you can't, then you gotta get the hell outta here." "And go home." "(INDISTINCT CHANTING)" "OBAMA:" "There are a lot of things that could go wrong." "There are a lot of moving parts here." "MAN:" "On your right and your left!" "I'm sending those guys in, and Murphy's Law applies and something happens..." " Hold the door!" " Can we still get our guys out?" "Seek!" "They don't know what they're gonna find there." "They don't know if the building is rigged." "They don't know if there are explosives that are triggered by a particular door opening." "So, huge risks that these guys are taking." " Count down!" " One." "Go, go, move, move, move!" " Hold the doors!" " Go to the left." "Go to the right." "(BARKING)" "Clear!" "Two down, two down." " Hold the door." " This room's clear." "Next room, next room." "Let's go, let's go." "Down, down." "Get down, now!" "Clear." "Yes, here." "Yes, here." "Who shot this woman?" "Uh, my bad." "We get our guy and leave dead women and kids, this mission is a failure." "Yes, sir." "SKIPPER:" "OK, people, back to one." "We're gonna keep running this thing till we get it right." "Watch the hands, watch the hands." "You don't see a gun, you don't see a weapon, you don't shoot, understood?" "Let's go!" "(KNOCKING)" "Yo, going on a coffee run." " Yes, please." " How do you take it?" "Cold and black with a shot of heroin?" " Ha-ha." " Maybe I'll just bring you a syringe filled with espresso." "Rim the cup with Demerol and Valium." "What?" "What what?" "That's it." "That's it." "That's how you want your coffee?" "No, no, no." "No, no, no." " That's it." " What's it?" "The syringe." "I'm thinking we do a vaccination drive door to door." "But instead of disposing the needles, we send them to our lab for analysis." "So if we can get a doctor inside, get a Bin Laden kid to participate, get a familial match." "Remember when Bin Laden's sister died a few years back?" "Stateside, Mass General?" "The body was subpoenaed so if and when Bin Laden was caught, we'd have a DNA profile to identify him with." "What do you think?" "(CHILDREN PLAYING)" "AFRIDI:" "Are you serious?" "Is this a real question?" "It is." "I want Osama Bin Laden captured as much as anybody else." "And I know..." "I know the people of Pakistan do not support Al-Qaeda." "But who has the time?" "Ninety-nine out of 100 are just happy making two square meals a day, fighting their own demons of poverty, hunger." "And I know the consequences for myself and my family, if what I'm about to do is discovered." "I'll get killed." "Here, stand up." "Stand up for awhile." "Good." "It's recording." "That's good." "Keep it in your pocket." "It's gonna be fine." "You've got the full force and faith of the United States government backing you." "(BEEPING)" "Yesterday." "What about tomorrow?" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "(KNOCKING ON GATE)" "Come on." "Come on, get in." "(CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "How is the transmission?" "It's working." "GO, 901" "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Get Guidry, now." "VIVIAN:" "It was an idea." "You know, let's do a vaccination drive." "VIVIAN:" "And then, all of a sudden, the live feed is running, and I realize that" "I'm putting someone's life in danger." " What do you got?" " We're in." "Yes, we are." "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "VIVIAN:" "Pan around, come on." "Let us see the whole place." "Christian, do you recognize any of those people?" "No." "Who's that?" "I don't know." "(SHOUTING)" "(SHOUTING CONTINUES)" "Let's get voice analysis." "I want every one of these faces ID'd." "One of these kids must be a Bin Laden." "Good work, Hollins." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" " Come on, man." "Come on out here." " Oh, look at that!" " There we go." "(BOTH CHEERING)" "There it is." "Put it down." " No, no." " Put it down!" "MULE:" "That was savage!" "Like bazooka." "(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)" "(BOTH SHOUTING)" "All right, all right." "Turn that off." "MULE:" "Wait, hold up, man, hold up." " Hit the racks." " Hold on, man!" " Get some rest." " Hold on, man." "And three, two, one." "What are you doing, what are you doing?" "Aw, come on, man!" "Damn!" "And I was next." "All right, you got next tomorrow." "Let's go." "Rank meant nothing to me." "Nothing, but it killed Cherry that I was Team Leader." "You know, he doesn't like to take orders from anyone, let alone someone younger than him." "He thinks I'm a hotheaded redneck." "Which I am." "And I think he's a surfer boy." "Which he is." "And, uh..." "Takes all types." "(MAN CLEARING THROAT)" "(SIGHING)" "(BLOWING)" "TRENCH:" " Hey, Stunner." " Yeah." "It's him, isn't it?" "I don't know." "Well, who else could it be?" " Could be Al-Zawahiri." " Nah." "No, no, no, no." "It's Osama." "We're gonna be the team that takes out Osama." "Don't worry about who it is, all right?" "Just worry about..." "I'd like to be the one that puts one right in between the eyes, you know?" "That 25 million dollar bounty buys a lot of diapers, huh, Mule?" "(EXHALING) Whole lot of diapers." "Oh, yeah." "(CHUCKLING) There won't be a bounty." "All right, even if it is Osama, we can't talk about it with anyone ever." "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "OK, let's say he's not dead." "Let's say Osama is in there with his 27 wives, his 108 kids and his seven favorite goats." "Do we think there is any chance that the Pakis don't know that he's in there?" "Of course they know he's there." "It's a military town." "It's a half mile from the gate of the Kakul Military Academy." "So what are we gonna do when the Pakistani police show up?" "We have assets on the ground that tell them it's an authorized operation." "The police tell their commander who tells their commander, and by the time its worked its way up and down the chain of command, it's Christmas again and we're back in Afghanistan." "OK, how about their F-16's?" "We just shoot them down?" "We sold them their F-16's." "We have on-site video surveillance." "They scramble, we move out." "How 'bout when they launch their nukes?" "It's not gonna happen." "Really, you're just so positive about that." " Christian." " I am, actually." "What do you suggest that we do?" "I suggest we get a B-2." "We launch a few dozen JDAM's into the compound." "Done." "Oh, sorry." "OK, let's just take it back." "So then, you do think he's in there?" "No, no, no, no, no." "I think he's dead." "But if we're gonna go down this path, don't put our best Special Ops in an impossible situation, just 'cause you think he might be in there." "We killed Khalid Habib with a missile." "How do we know this isn't a trap?" "OBAMA:" "We're going into the sovereign territory of another country." "If it turns out that it's a wealthy prince from Dubai who's in this compound, and we've sent Special Forces in, we've got problems." "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "MULE:" "The year before I enlisted" "I was living in Brooklyn, and there was this party on this roof of my friend's building." "Well, I got hammered at this party." "(LAUGHING) I've seen you get hammered." "And I was passed out, on the roof, sitting in this lawn chair, facing the city." "The very next morning, as soon as I opened my eyes, that's when the first plane hit." "I thought I was still dreaming." "From across the river I had a from' row seat to the whole damn thing." "I was in BUDS." "Second or third week, I think, I don't know." "One day they yanked everyone to the side, and they made an announcement." "We were going to war." "What followed was three days of... (SCOFFS) ...three days of the worst ass-kicking you could ever imagine." "Thirty-four quit that weren't quitters." "Thirty-four." "(SCOFFS)" "(LAUGHING) And not 35?" "Whoo-whee!" "I guess 34 is my lucky number." "I guess it is." "Gentlemen, we're gonna do some shooting." "Then we're gonna do more shooting, then we're gonna be shooting some more." "(BEEPING)" "Start at 15, stop at three." "(BEEPING)" "Two double-taps with the rifle... (BEEPING) ...transition to pistol." "Fire or failure." "(BEEPING)" "As always gentlemen, big boy rules apply." "(BEEPING)" "(BABY BABBLING) (CHUCKLING)" "Oh, what's up, man?" "Hey, little man." "I can hear you but I can't see you." "WOMAN:" "OK, hold on, let me figure this out." "Oh, come on." "I showed you how to do it." "WOMAN:" " Hello." " Hey, Mama." "Hi, baby." "It's so good to see you." " Hey." " Hey, brother." "Hey, sis, hey, bro." "Don't keep me waiting, I haven't seen you in awhile." "Oh, there she goes." "So, what are you up to?" "Oh, you know." "Just getting ready." "Getting ready." "Pull away!" "Open opposing doors." "He got up at five so he's... he's tired." " Dada, I love you." " Yes?" "I love you." "Can you see me?" "Clear, clear!" "You knew I was gonna call you, and you have on your cleaning sweats?" "I have something else on." "Oh, you do?" "Oh, what was that?" "What you got..." "Oh." " Let me see." "(GIGGLING)" " You need to beg." " I need to beg?" " Hey, Pop." " Yeah." "You had on the space glasses." "(LAUGHING)" "We might need a spaceship if you keep clowning me." " Open opposing door!" " Spread out!" " Fire!" " Clear!" " Clear." " I love seeing you, but you really need to cut your hair." "I'm gonna cut your hair for you." "They like me to look like the bad guys over here, so I get to grow it anyway I want." " Just doing a lot of training." " You look bigger already." "SAUCE:" "They been working me out a lot lately." "BROTHER:" "Ain't nothing wrong with working like a dog." "Makes you appreciate the good things in life." "Closed door, right!" "Breach!" "Oh, yes." "You like?" "I love." "Go, go, go." "Go, go, go, go," "When you coming home?" "Three, two, one!" "Execute!" "MULE:" "I'll be home soon." "Can't really tell you much about what we're doing, but we're doing a lot of training." "Uh, a lot of shooting." "And, uh... you know, we'll be home soon." "OK, are you staying safe?" "Being careful?" "I got the best men in the military backing me up." "It's not gonna be a problem." "Thank you for what you're doing, and all my friends thank you for what you're doing." "SAUCE:" "Well, thank you guys, we appreciate that." "It's nice to hear." "Nice." "MAMA:" "I really want you to take care of yourself." "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, ma'am." "That's what I miss." "Hang tough and mind your details, and if nothing else, keep an eye on your six so that nothing happens to you on the dark side." "Look after the best part." "MULE:" "Yes, sir." "SAUCE:" "Tell everybody I miss 'em and I love 'em, and I can't wait to call you guys again." " You take care." " All right, I love you, Pop." "I miss you, babe." "Get back, OK?" "OK." "(GIGGLING) Bye." "(LAUGHING)" " Bye, babe." "I love you." "(BABBLING) Bye." "Bye." "Ah." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "You know, in our world you really have two families." "You have your actual family, and your teammates." "I mean, we're gone 300 days a year." "Truth is, we live for it." "We're always wanting that call." "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "I'll drive this time." "MAN:" "Those could be Bin Laden's wives." "Don't lose them." "Let's see if we can get a match." "Easy, easy." "Regain distance." "We've got an eye on you." "Slow down." "Slow it down." "MALIK:" "Wait, stop, stop, stop." "You stay with the women, I'll stay with the car." "Try to get a closer shot." "We need a positive ID." "Malik is following two women on foot." "I'm following the car." "I see you both." "We need to see the eyes to get FRS to work." "Try to get a little closer." "Get aside." "You old man!" "Get aside!" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Hello." "The police are on my tail." " What should I do?" " Where's your gun?" "It's in the car." "Are you covering me?" "Just comply." "We'll take care of it." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Stay calm." "Avoid confrontation." " Yeah." "MAN:" " One of our assets was just stopped by the Pakistani police." "Get Munter and Pasha moving." "I don't care what you do." "Just don't let our guys get swept up." "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "This is my license." "And this is just for..." "I have a passion for photographing." "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(ENGINE STARTING)" "That was close." "Thank you." "GUIDRY:" "Just get him on the phone." "I don't care what he's doing." "Just get..." "We already know." "We need to get a green light now." " Call you back." "(PHONE BEEPS)" "Being obsessed with a target is like having a one-way affair." "It's, um..." "It's secret, and you can't stop thinking about him, but you're always alone." "The only question is how it'll end." "MAN:" "Continue your interrogation of the data to see if you can disprove the theory that he's there." "We have two agents whose cover was likely blown." "I thought we took care of it." "We don't know, we don't know what the fallout is." "We have sources at ISI, but Al-Qaeda also has sources there." "Jeez, you'd think two billion a year would buy you a little more allegiance, but we don't know who's working for us and sleeping with them." "The longer this goes on, the greater the chance of a leak." "That's the bottom line." "Across the river, they still think this is a circumstantial case." "Well, it is a circumstantial case, but it's a strong circumstantial case." "We now know that ISI is watching the compound." "We know that they're protecting him, or they have him under house arrest, or whatever." "In either case, that's why our operatives were followed." "They may be protecting someone, we just don't know who that someone is." "Urn, sorry." "He's a 6'5" bearded guy." "Doesn't use the phone, doesn't use the Internet." "Doesn't leave the compound surrounded by a 12 foot wall." "Has a known Al-Qaeda courier, so I think we actually do know who he is." "Who is that speaking?" "Vivian Hollins, Mr. Panetta." "Senior Counter-Intelligence Threat Analyst." "Well, Ms. Hollins, the President of the United States is gonna be staking his Presidency on this call." "No one will ever know your name if it turns out badly." "(DIAL TONE) (PHONE BEEPS OFF)" "That went well." "If you do not have the go-ahead, from the Oval Office, it's irrelevant." "Anything you've done, anything you know, is irrelevant at that moment." "And so that is one of the most frustrating parts about what I do." "OBAMA:" "At the end of the day, we cannot say definitively that Bin Laden is there." "Sending in choppers, and actually putting our guys on the ground entails some greater risks than some other options." "But it's important for us to be able to say that we definitely got the guy." "We're a go." "Stunner." "We're on for tonight." "Tell the team." "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "All right, people, listen up." "We are officially executing Operation Neptune's Spear." "The HVT is Osama Bin Laden." "Code name will be Geronimo." "TRENCH:" "What did I tell you, man." " I am clairvoyant." " Latest intel tonight is there are at least 30 people in the compound, many of them women and children." "Your job is to secure and segregate non-hostiles." "I cannot stress this enough." "You must be able to discern shooters from non-combatants." "As for the primary target, the preference is no detainees." "FBI and CIA will be on hand to assist with chain of custody." "F-15 Strike Eagles will be on station." "There'll be two Chinooks no more than ten mikes out, in case we get in trouble with the neighbors." "Apaches will provide gunship support." "JSTARS will jam Pakistani radar." "If it gets rough, we fight our way out." "Rangers sitting right across the border to help out." "As always, we go in sterile." "If you get killed, you're stupid." "If you get captured, you gotta get killed first." "Make sure your smartpacks are back here." "Seal Team Orange, arrive with Stalker One." "Seal Team Green, Stalker Two." "Our enemy here is Al-Qaeda." "It's no secret they are not afraid to die." "Neither are we." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)" "Tonight we know why we are here." "We know who we are." "Tonight we fight for something truly greater than ourselves." "Tonight we ride." "(KNOCKING)" "Who is it?" "I don't know." "(KNOCKING)" "WASEEM:" "Who is it?" "MAN:" "We're here for Geronimo." "What?" "The game play for Minnesota is coming over later." "Good news." "We're going hot." "Kill the lights, please." "JSTARS will begin jamming in one mike." "WOMAN:" "Strike Eagles are airborne." "Strike Eagles have reached their ceiling." "MAN:" "Departing friendly airspace." "Here it goes." "(CHUCKLING) Roger that." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)" "MAN:" "Roger that, Stalker 1." "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "MAN:" "Roger that." "Checking pressure now." "You get a diagnostic on that?" "Stalker One through Four, be advised... (CONTINUES INDISTINCT)" "Time to target, three mikes." "Goggle up." "(DOGS BARKING)" "(DISTANT HELICOPTER)" "(BARKING CONTINUES)" "(HELICOPTER LOUDER)" "(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "MAN:" "Single uniform, red side courtyard, not armed." "(THUDDING)" "We started losing elevation at about 500 feet." "CHERRY:" "The motor started to strain, then you realize it's not straining, it's just actually not getting any lift." "MAN:" "Stalker One has lost tail rudder." "Stalker One, report." "Are you hit?" "You see the ground rushing up at you." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "(ALL SHOUTING)" "MAN:" "Stalker One is down." "Stalker One is down." "God, Eagle Claw all over again." "Son of a bitch!" "MAN:" "Stalker Two, use alternate IZ." "Stalker One, report." "MAN 2:" "Stalker One, on ground." " Go, go, go!" " Move, move, move." "MAN 1:" "We have a chopper down." "We have prepared for this and will now be amending the mission." "Head to the wall." "Line up." "In position." "Trench." "Flanks return." "Hold position." "STUNNER:" "Three, two, one!" "Execute!" "Go, go, go!" "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "(GUNFIRE)" "(BABY CRYING)" "(BARKING)" "(GROWLING)" "Go, move, move, move!" "Dog forward!" "Dog forward!" "MAN:" "Pakistani assets are outside the compound on crowd control." "(SHOUTING) Put the lights out." "Put the lights out, please." "JSTARS reports Paki police chatter." "(SCREAMING)" "Where are my eyes at?" "Cease fire, cease fire, cease fire!" "I need eyes on that target." "We don't know who else is in that room." "(CRYING) (WOMEN SCREAMING)" "Wrong way." "Open to the left." "Open and close the doors." "Paki jets are still grounded." "Closed door, right." "Open that door!" "Out, out!" "Unknowns coming out, unknowns coming out." " Come on out." "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(BABY SHRIEKING)" "(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(BARKING)" " Unknown coming out." "(WOMAN SHOUTING)" "Come out, come out, it's OK, it's OK." "Paki police are Oscar Tango Mike." "(SIRENS BLARING)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "Please, over here." "Please, please." "Fire!" "What happened?" "Even I don't know." "We don't know." "That's because you make 20 rupees a day." "Call Superintendent Mohammed Rafique and ask him." "He will fill you in." "MAN:" "Pakistani jets are scrambling." "(SHOUTING)" "Hold!" "Let me see your hands." "Let me see your hands." "(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "SOLDIER:" " Move, move, move!" "MULE:" " Let me see your hands." "Hands, hands, hands." "Let me see your hands." "STUNNER:" "Move it up." "Unknowns coming out." "Pakistani jets are airborne." "Where's our DOD rep?" "WOMAN:" "Eagles en route to intercept." "Khalid." "Khalid." "Well Khalid is down." "We're not covered yet." "Putting it down." "Closed door, left." "(DOG BARKING)" "(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "MAN:" "Pakistani jets are closing." "Pakistani jet, return to base or you will be engaged." "Pakistani jet, return to base or you will be engaged." "Pakistani jets are breaking away." "Pakistani jets are breaking away." "Pakistani jets are returning to their airbase." "(SHOUTING)" " Closed door, left." " Closed door, right." "(SCREAMING)" "Get down, get down!" "For God and country." "Geronimo's KIA." "(LAUGHING)" " Oh, my God." "(APPLAUSE)" "OBAMA:" "Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world, that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin Laden, the leader of Al-Qaeda, and a terrorist who's responsible for the murder of thousands" "of innocent men, women and children." "A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability." "Gather everything up." "Take what you can carry." "Boys, come on, let's go." "We're out of here in five." "MAN:" "We need to blow this bird." "We're not leaving that behind." "OBAMA:" "After a firefight, they killed Osama Bin Laden, and took custody of his body." "MAN:" "Get that medic over here to pull that DNA sample." "PANETTA:" "Give your team my congratulations." " I will." " Is Ms. Hollins there?" "As a matter of fact, she is." "Let me have a word with her." "It's for you." "Hello?" "Ms. Hollins, this is Leon Panetta." " Hello, Mr. Panetta." " Good work." "You called this a long time ago." "Oh, I appreciate it." "It's been a long journey." "Yes, it has, and you've been a big part of it." " Thank you so much." " Thank you." "VIVIAN:" "There aren't many moments in life when you get to realize that everything you've sacrificed for a goal was worth it." "Because that goal is so much is so much bigger and so much more important than than any individual." "OBAMA:" "Tonight we give thanks to the countless intelligence and counter-terrorism professionals who worked tirelessly to achieve this outcome." " The American people..." " Good work." "...do not see their work nor know their names, but tonight they feel the result." "We give thanks for the men who carried out this operation, for they exemplify the professionalism, patriotism, and unparalleled courage of those who serve our country, and they are part of a generation that has borne the heaviest share of the burden" "since that September day." "As a country, we will never tolerate our security being threatened, nor stand idly by when our people have been killed." "We will be relentless in defense of our citizens." "We will be true to the values that make us who we are." "And on nights like this one, we can say to those families who have lost loved ones to Al-Qaeda's terror, justice has been done." "STUNNER:" "You know, looking into everyone's eyes, you could see that none of this had sunk in yet." "But then you remember the thousands of people across the world, who sacrificed to get us here." "It was Skipper who took them two women to the ground." "If they'd had a suicide vest, he was gonna take the blast himself." "To protect us." "STUNNER:" "You know, a lot of people had their doubts." "If he was there, if we could pull it off." "And the fact is that he was, and we did." "(APPLAUSE)" "It's a good day to be a SEAL." "It's..." "It's a good day to be an American." "(ENGLISH US" " PSDH)"

"Joey?" "Oh, my God." "Okay." "So I guess we should make it official, huh?" "Look, Rach, I..." "Hey, Ross is here!" "Hey, look, it's my good friend Ross!" " Hey, Ross." " Hey, Joey." " Hey, you." " Hey, you." "And he brought flowers!" "Thanks, Ross." "I'm really more of a candy kind of guy." "You're weird today." "Listen, I wanted to talk to you about something." "Yeah." "Actually, I kind of need to talk to you too." " Joey, could you give us a minute?" " No." " What?" " I'm sorry." "I meant, "No. "" "Hi." "Hey, look who's here." "Where's my granddaughter?" "I've been practicing my magic tricks." "He pulled a quarter out of my ear." " Hey, where's Mom?" " She went to pick up Aunt Liddy." "Aunt Liddy's coming?" "That means we get $5 each!" "So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this:" "Okay, wow." "Emma's in the nursery." "I'll take you now if you want." " But I really want to talk to you." " I know." "I still need to talk to you." "But before you guys do that, I need to talk to you." "And, Ross, I need to talk to you." " And I need to talk to you." " About what?" "To see if you know what these guys are talking about." "The One Where No One Proposes" "Isn't she beautiful?" "Look at her, my first grandchild." "What about Ben?" "Well, of course, Ben." "I meant my first granddaughter." "Have you thought any more about you and Rachel?" "Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room." "That's so exciting!" "Wow." "You could've done that with us there." " Yeah, right." " Sure." "Okay." "You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel." "What?" "When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?" "Oh, please." "Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge." "That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV." "That reminds me." "That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy." " Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?" " Sure." "Dude, I just did something terrible." "That was you?" "I thought it was Jack." "No, no." "That was Jack." "Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me." " What?" "Why does she think that?" " Because it kind of looked like I did." "Again, what?" "Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand..." "As we all are at some point during the day." "It wasn't my ring." "It fell out of Ross' jacket and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing." "Ross had a ring?" "And he was gonna propose?" " I guess." " And you did it first?" "This is gonna kill him." "You know how much he loves to propose." "I know." "I know." "It's awful." "Well, what did she say?" "She said, "Yes. "" "Does Ross know?" "Oh, my God." "What the hell am I gonna tell him?" " Maybe you don't have to tell him." " I like that." "Yeah." "If you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out." "But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass." "All right, let's not get carried away." "I want a baby." "Honey, we've been over this." "I need to be facing the other way." "If we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant." " I think that closet's still available." " I am so tired." " Yeah, okay, but no foreplay." " Deal!" "Dad, seriously!" "You know, you really should see someone about that." "Noted." "I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute." "Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?" "Are you kidding me?" "I could stay and look at her forever." "Actually..." " Hey." " Hi." "Are you all right?" " I think I just got engaged." " Oh, my God!" "He did it?" "What?" "Did you know he was gonna ask me?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm, like, the one who talked him into it." "I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group." " And you really think this is a good idea?" " I just talked him into it." "Don't tell me I have to do you too?" " The puppet master gets tired, people." " Okay." "I don't know." "It just doesn't feel right." "Why?" "You two are so meant to be together." "Everybody thinks so." "Really?" "Even Ross?" "Especially Ross." "Hey, Pheebs." "You know what?" "I'll come back later." "Wow." "Kind of a full house here." "I guess I'll just..." "I'll come back." "There he goes." "Your fianc?" "I guess so." "Although he does play with himself in his sleep." "I can't say I'm surprised." " Dad, what are you doing?" " There are people in there having sex." "It can't be me." "I'm standing right here." " Wanna peek?" " No!" "Come on." "You know what?" "I don't like you without Mom." "Come on." "We're not peeking?" "Well, I'm peeking." "Oh, my God!" "Hello, sir." "You know Monica." " Hey, is it okay to come in?" " Of course." "Joey, this ring, I..." "It's beautiful." "I love it." "Yeah." "Look, Rach, there's something I gotta tell you." " Hey." " Hi." " Are you ready to try nursing again?" " Yeah." "Hi, Emma." "Why do you think she won't take my breast?" "It's all right." "It takes babies a while to get it." " But don't worry, it'll happen." " Okay." "Okay, sweetie, you can do it." "Just open up and put it in your mouth." "Dear Lord." " I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying?" " Yeah, look, I think that..." "Because, look!" "She's pulling away again." "Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?" "She looks scared." "Doesn't she look scared?" "You know, I don't really know her." "Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow?" " Okay." " Are you kidding me?" "This is so frustrating." "Why doesn't she want my breast?" "I don't know!" "Maybe she's crazy!" " Hey, wait up." " Hi." "Congratulations." "I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey." "I didn't know if he knew." "What?" "That we had a baby?" "Now let's give him a little credit." "Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier." "No, no, that you and Rachel are engaged." " What?" " Oh, it's a secret?" "Goody." "Yes!" "We haven't done the secret thing in a long time." "Phoebe, there is no secret, okay?" "I didn't propose." "Are you lying?" "Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?" "I am a doctor!" "You know what?" "I'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself." "All right." "Well, me too." " Well, should we wake her up?" " No." "No." "Come on, let her sleep." " She's so exhausted." " And so engaged." "Oh, my God." "She thinks we're engaged!" "Why?" "Why, why would she think we're engaged?" "Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring?" "You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart." " I didn't give her that ring." " You didn't?" " No!" " So whose ring is it?" "It's mine." " Is it an engagement ring?" " Yes." " But you didn't give it to her?" " No." " But you were going to propose?" " No!" "I might be losing interest in this." "Look." "Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel." "But all I wanted to do was see if she maybe, kind of wanted to start things up again." "What beautiful lukewarm sentiment." "I didn't want to rush into anything." "It seemed like she didn't want to either." "But I don't understand how any of this happened." "What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose throw it on and just start telling people?" "No, no." "She said you actually proposed to her." "Well, I didn't!" "I didn't propose!" "Unless..." "Did I?" "I haven't slept in 40 hours and..." "It does sound like something I would do." "Look, we can't stay in here forever." "It's just, I still can't believe that my dad saw us having sex." "He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!" "This is okay." "We're all adults here." "There's nothing to be ashamed of." "Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door." "Hi, Dad." " I can still call you that, right?" " Of course." "I'll always be your dad." "I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun." " It wasn't fun?" " Why, why, why would you...?" "Look, I just don't want you to think that we're animals who do it whenever we want." "Well, I don't think that." "Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all." "It was a simpler time." "The truth is, Dad, we're trying." " What?" " Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant." "Oh, my God, this is so exciting." "Well, get back in there!" "I'll guard the door!" "That's okay, Dad, we can wait until later." "Whoa!" "I don't think so." "Aren't you ovulating?" "Daddy!" "You gotta get at it, princess." "When your mother and I were trying to conceive you whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it!" "That's how I got my bad hip." "That's funny." "This conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head." "This one time I had my knee on the sink, and your mother was..." "Daddy, I don't think we need to hear the specific positions you and Mom had." "You're right." "This is about your positions." "Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child." " Although it might feel good." " I don't feel good right now." "But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm." "You up to the task, sailor?" "Seriously, sir, my brains, all over the wall." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh, I need to tell you something." "Well, now's a good time." "I'm on my way to have my ears cut off." "Joey asked me to marry him." " What?" " Joey proposed to me." " Is he crazy?" "You just had Ross' baby!" " Well, I said yes." "What, are you crazy?" "You just had Ross' baby!" "It's so inappropriate." "No, it is worse than that." "It is wrong." "It is bigger than mine!" "I know." "Days of our Lives, thank you very much." " You can't marry him." " Why not?" "Come on, I don't want to do this alone, and he's such a sweet guy." "And he loves me so much." "Well, do you love him?" "Sure." " Sure?" " Yeah, I mean, whatever." "Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?" "No." "No, I don't." "Could you be a dear and go tell him?" "You still haven't told Rachel you weren't proposing?" "No." "She had the ring on she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out." "Joey, you have to tell her what's going on." "And what did it look like?" "I didn't look at it." "The stupid baby's head was blocking most of it." "Go and tell Rachel right now, before Ross finds out." "Look, it's not that easy." "She said she wanted to marry me." "I don't want to hurt her." "Okay, look, just do it gently." "You're right." "You're right." "I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle." "I can do that." "I am a gentle person." "By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out." "Hey." "Hey." "Listen, I heard about the engagement." "Surprised?" "And confused." "Rach, sweetie I didn't propose to you." "I know." "I don't think you do." "You didn't propose to me." "Joey did." "Poor baby, you're so tired." "Rach, I didn't propose to you." "Joey didn't propose to you." "And Chandler didn't propose to you." "You didn't propose to me." "Chandler didn't propose to me." "But Joey did." "Joey proposed to you?" " I can come back." " Wait." "Wait." "Wait." " Joey, did you propose to her?" " No." " Yes, you did." " Actually, technically, I didn't." " Well, then, why did you give me a ring?" " Wait." " You gave her the ring?" " No, and I did not ask her to marry me." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." "Yes, you did, and don't you say you didn't!" "He was right there." "He got down on one knee and he proposed." " You were down on one knee?" " Yeah, that looks bad." "But I didn't propose." " Then what did happen?" " Yeah, what did happen?" "Okay, the ring fell on the floor, and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing." "Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"" " No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." "Oh, my God, you didn't." " Why didn't you tell me that before?" " Well, I tried but people kept coming in, and then you took your breast out." "You saw her breast?" "I'll tell you about it later." "Be cool." "Then what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?" "It wasn't my ring!" "It's Ross' ring." "That's why I felt so bad, Rach, because he was gonna propose." "What?" "!" "You were gonna propose to me?" "No." "Well, this is awkward." "But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again." " But that, I mean, that was all, Rach." " Dude, step up." "I proposed." "No, you didn't." "That's right." "There's a lot going on here, and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier." "Hey, she just woke up." "She's hungry." "Why don't we give this another try?" "I can't believe you told her I was gonna propose." " I can't believe you're not gonna." " Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything." "Yeah, dude, I totally understand." "Usually after I have a baby with a woman, I like to slow things down!" " Oh, my God!" " What?" "She's doing it!" "She's breast-feeding!" "It's beautiful." " I'll come back for her later." " Thank you." " Wow, this feels weird." " What, good weird?" "Wonderful weird." "You know what, you guys?" "I'm gonna go too." "And I'm sorry about everything." " Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake." " No, Rach, I should've told you sooner." "It's just that..." "Man, that kid is going to town!" "She's perfect." "We're so lucky." "We really are." "Look, I know it's not a proposal, and I don't know where you are but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, I'm..." " I've been feeling..." " Yeah, I know." "I've been feeling..." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Okay, well, that..." "Wow, okay, well..." "Then maybe at least we can talk about us again?" "Yeah." "Maybe." "Well, good." "Okay." "I kind of think, you know, if we, if..." "You're wearing the ring." "What's that?" "And you told Phoebe you were engaged." "I'm sorry, what?" "When you thought Joey proposed did you say yes?" "Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlets on how to get pregnant." " Hey, Dad." " Hi." "Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back?" "Thank you." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"

"we were amazed to find an ancient Zoid city under the sea." "Then we had to fight a Hammerhead in his territory." "but Blade Liger was equal to the task." "but we eventually won." "0)}A Monster Awakens" "sir." "He seems to be by himself." "Good." "Let's move out! Raven." "Please take a seat." "Tell me all about the Geno Saurer." "got anything to eat?" "I could go for a steak." "Maybe a salad on the side." "Answer my question!" "The Geno Saurer." "This is a unique Zoid created as a side effect when the Death Saurer project was being developed." "You don't just find that kind of Zoid." "Just one division based here?" "It won't be enough." "What do you mean?" "I'm gonna destroy them in a few minutes flat." "You bastard." "Big talk for a prisoner." "You're nothing but empty threats." "Empty?" "Like the power of your Dibison?" "Or is it like you bandaged head?" "All because of me." "What?" "!" "Thomas." "But Karl!" "Right now." "There's no need for that." "Raven isn't going anywhere." "He'll talk eventually." "No." "We don't have any time to waste." "The Geno Saurer is still out there in that cocoon." "Raven?" "You were right." "I can feel it." "The Geno Saurer is inside that cocoon." "Is this the same thing that happened when your Shield Liger turned into the Blade Liger?" "Yes." "In time..." "After its evolution..." "The Geno Saurer will be reborn." "But far more powerful than it was before." "Sieg?" "You're right." "we have to destroy it." "Moonbay." "Irvine." "It sure is good to see you guys." "But what brings you two all the way out here?" "A hunch." "I've heard about some kind of glowing cocoon." "Really?" "You sure you weren't just coming out here to check up on us?" "Hey!" "Fiine!" "Hi!" "Doctor." "I'd like to ask you a few questions about that cocoon." "Of course." "It would be my pleasure to help you out." "What would be the best course of action to take against the cocoon?" "Don't know." "The Zoid cocoons have me completely baffled as well." "I only said I'd try to help you." "excuse me!" "The cocoon!" "of course." "This is an extremely serious situation you're facing right now." "The Geno Saurer is evolving to meet Raven's potential as a Zoid pilot." "Whatever that may be." "That's all I know." "End transmission." "Doctor!" "Typical." "He told us nothing that we didn't already know." "Raven was a real terror before all this started." "He is easily the strongest fighter I've ever faced in combat." "It seems that Raven has improved since then." "And the Geno Saurer too." "Together they'll be an unbeatable fighting team." "You've defeated him before." "And that was without the Guardian Force." "She's right." "Van." "But it's a good thing Raven's safely locked up." "whatever the Geno Saurer evolves into." "Evolves?" "We'll strike before that happens." "The Republican forces will be working with us?" "That's right. we'll need overwhelming firepower. but we have no other choices left to us." "And that's assuming we can destroy it." "I know you're awake." "Quite the party." "then..." "We launch the attack at dawn." "Too bad for me." "I was really looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow." "Raven." "Nothing can withstand that kind of assault." "The Geno Saurer is finished." "Who says it's the Geno Saurer anymore?" "Begin the attack." "He's too strong." "The attack was ineffective." "Repeat: the attack was ineffective." "But that was an all-out assault and..." "Not even a scratch? before we can launch another assault." "Van's right." "We'll have to wait. the jeopardy love just doesn't suit you." "darling?" "you like bars on your doors." "Of all the nerve." "I simply offered to help him." "Stop bugging him." "the man has much bigger plans in store for our young Raven." "We might as well have been shooting spit balls at it." "They just bounced off!" "There was enough firepower to destroy two or three entire bases." "And now we're gonna just wait for it to hatch?" "Stop wasting time!" "We're on hight alert now." "sir." "That cocoon will open soon." "It might just be our only chance." "So we have to be prepared to move fast." "sir." "Ah..." "Lieutenant Van." "Do you think we even have a chance against that thing?" "Of course we do." "Once it's outside the cocoon the Geno Saurer will be vulnerable." "But..." "Lieutenant." "The force we've assembled here is more than a match for this monster." "I'm confident we'll win." "you are not alone." "The Guardian Force will be right there alongside you the whole way." "sir." "Let's do it." "sir." "That Van." "He's come a long way." "He's become a really impressive leader and inspiring his men with talk like that." "I think Thomas and I should position ourselves right along the front line." "we'll be able to close in quickly." "I agree with you." "I wanna be right there at the front with you." "You know you might just have to work without getting paid." "Is that all right with you?" "Well... but you guys couldn't afford me anyway." "He's always gotta be the tough guy." "But he's really the hero type." "If only he'd let himself be one." "Glad to have you with us." "pal." "We won't let them down." "Will we?" "Come on." "Get up." "I've decided to transfer Raven over to Guygalos." "There we should be able to continue the interrogation in a more secure environment." "You're gonna move Raven to Guygalos?" "Sounds like a good idea." "It's far too easy for him to break out of this jail cell here." "Raven is the key." "We need to determine the power that's been working behind the scenes here." "That Geno Saurer is our proof." "And somehow there's a connection with those other two who also have Organoids." "This is like some kind of puzzle with random pieces missing everywhere." "And Raven has all the answers." "The game hasn't even begun yet." "Nobody can stop what will happen today. certainly not these poor fools." "It's starting." "The temperature of the cocoon has been steadily increasing." "It's expanding and giving off massive amounts of energy." "I can't even begin to measure these levels." "It's kind of like being present at the birth of something." "Something unnatural." "All right. it's gonna be up to us to take it down." "It's started." "Attack!" "open fire now!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Stop that!" "A shield?" "The target has zero damage due to the deployment of a powerful shield." "W-What is that thing?" "Not a scratch." "I've never heard of a shield that powerful." "I don't remember it being this strong." "It's an improved" "Geno Saurer." "The readings I'm getting on this monster's shield are incredible." "My sensors don't even go that high." "That's not very good news." "If Geno Saurer has really evolved to that extent we might take a few bruises here." "Sieg!" "Huh?" "It's running!" "the target is currently headed north by northwest." "North by northwest?" "That was Raven's last hitting." "Deploy all of the high speed Zoids!" "That Geno Saurer must be destroyed at all costs!" "Hurry! Hey." "What's going on?" "What's happening?" "Don't ask foolish questions!" "Those men are being overwhelmed." "There they are." "All of this destruction." "And so quickly." "This can't." "There's no way this could have been done by just one Geno Saurer." "You've evolved into Geno Breaker." "Right there." "I'll go first." "I've got a plan." "no!" "Wait for us." "In terms of shoot power I'm no match for that monster." "But this Command Wolf is the fastest thing in the ground." "He's got no speed." "He's too big!" "There he is." "now we're finished." "This is my back for my earlier defeat." "Revenge can wait till later." "No!" "Take cover!" "That was entertaining." "I'm beginning to understand this now." "The Geno Saurer's evolution was the real goal." "It could be." "And Raven's got it." "Geno Breaker." "Irvine." "Do you read me?" "buddy." "Preview" "He's always been a little rough around the edges." "Maybe that's why we're such a good team." "Or at least... were a team." "He would sulk if I road other Zoid but I always came back to him." "We sure had some good times." "But that's all over now." "Zoids episode 48:" "The Black Lightning." "The Black Lightning"

"Downloaded from DayT.se" "The philosopher Marcel Proust said," ""We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast." "But when we say this, we imagine that hour to be placed in an obscure and distant future."" "We gather here to offer support to Matthew's family and friends." "I must ask now, if your cell phone is still on, please turn it off now to be fully present." "There is never a convenient time for any of us to die." "And yet, how do we make sense of such a promising young man's life cut so short?" "The eventual certainty for us all, the hour of our death," "suddenly went from obscure and distant to a very unreal, reality." "Yet, we are also here to celebrate" "Matthew Burd's life, and in doing so, knowing Matthew," "he would want each of you to live life as he did." "To its fullest." "That if opportunity presents itself, do not hesitate, do not waver." "Do not take time for granted." "There is only now." "Holy shit!" "Bye, see you later." "You can stay as long as you like, I'm going to Marie's." "You goin' there now?" "Mm-hm." "Why?" "She asked me to come over." "It's some sort of family emergency." "What, her family found out she works at Hooters?" "Why do you always have to put her down?" "Maybe it's because I can't walk from here to the corner without running into eight guys she's fucked." "Bye." "Honey, I was just" " Oh!" "Watch the suit, watch the suit." "Just kidding, it's a joke, come on." "Don't be so serious." "I love you." "I love you!" "Bye, bye." "Bye, bye!" "Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!" "Hey." "Hey." "Yo!" "Hey." "What's up?" "What's up?" "I ordered you a drink." "Good, I need one." "Coming." "Hey, Zach." "Hey, Bryce!" "What's up, man?" "How's it goin'?" "All right, how long's it been?" "It's been a while." "You look good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You too." "There you go." "Can we get another round when you get a chance?" "You bet, and there's your Coke, honey." "Thanks, Stacey." "Coke?" "Twenty-two days sober." "No shit?" "Yeah." "You know that line between being a drinker and being an alcoholic?" "Mm-hm." "He crossed it." "I crossed the shit out of that line." "Wow, sorry to hear that, man." "No." "Hey, it's cool." "I'm good." "So I hear congratulations are in order?" "You're getting married." "I'm getting married." "Wow." "Yes." "How 'bout you?" "No, no, I've been seeing someone off and on, but nothing serious." "To Matthew." "Yep." "To Matt." "Can't believe he's dead." "Getting run over by a bus in broad daylight?" "What are the odds?" "When it's your time, it's your time." "That's life, one minute you're walking down the street, next minute" " Bam!" "Pulling your skull fragments outta the front grill of the city bus." "I'm not so sure that it was an accident." "What the fuck does that mean?" "Well, Matthew called me a couple weeks ago." "He was depressed, he was incoherent." "And he thought he was being followed." "You know what, and then he told me he had been outta work since January, and that he was flat broke now." "So, anyway, Matt's getting harassed by creditors." "So he asks you for money." "No, no, he knows I don't have it." "Look." "All I'm suggesting is that, it wouldn't surprise me if a suicide note turned up." "What was that?" "Shit." "Ah, shit, is that Noah Dorfman?" "Scared the shit outta me." "Did you invite him here?" "He cornered me at the services." "Why didn't you invite the whole goddamn funeral?" "Bryce!" "Hey, man!" "Hey!" "Ah-ha!" "How you doin'?" "All right, all right." "Good to see you, Warren." "Hey, man." "Good to see you again." "Yeah, yeah." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come here, buddy." "Poodles!" "How you doin'?" "Are you good?" "Long time." "That's a nice fuckin' watch, man." "Thanks, man, that was my dad's, yeah." "Lucky sperm club, huh?" "It has been a long time!" "Hey, make sure I get all of your e-mails." "I'm on the reunion planning committee!" "I'm in charge of tracking everyone down." "Reunion?" "Yeah!" "That's in" " You know that's in three years?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I know, I know, I know." "Yeah, you know, but, you know, but my New Year's resolution was no more putting off till tomorrow what you can do today." "True." "That and buy a Stair Master." "New Year's resolution?" "Yeah." "It's like, October, Noah." "Time flies." "What have you been doing though, other than planning the reunion for three years?" "Well, uh, I am in real estate." "Real estate!" "Yeah, yeah, let me give you a card, you know." "Of course, in this market you can't give shit away, but..." "Is that your sales pitch?" "'Cause you got me." "I hear you're gettin' married Zach, congrats." "Man, I got some great listings, great neighborhoods for starting a family, that kinda thing." "Yeah, I'm good, Noah." "So what about you, you got a girl, or...?" "You know, I do actually." "Yeah?" "Oh, good." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's getting pretty serious actually." "It's true what they say, you know, there's someone out there for everyone, even him." "Even you, even you!" "Even you, come on!" "I feel like we're in high school right now." "Right now, at this moment." "I bet your rich daddy's gonna throw you one hell of a wedding." "Well, uh..." "He passed, actually, uh, blood clots." "Sorry to hear that." "That sucks, man, sorry." "Thanks guys, thank you, yeah." "Yeah." "And he was worth a lot of money, your father." "You know, I mean dealing with lawyers and the estate, that's a big headache." "You know, you're spot on about the real estate market, I say the same thing to all my clients when they come in, I say," ""Until things turn around, avoid it like the fuckin' plague."" "The smart money right now is in portfolio management." "Is that right?" "I want you to take my card." "Look at that." "Oh, man, that is a card." "I want you to call me." "Well, thanks, man, I appreciate that." "You gonna call me?" "Sure." "All right, I'm gonna get outta here." "Oh." "I got another round coming." "I'm hydrated, I gotta go." "Listen, if you, uh, if you don't want any more to drink, you know maybe umm, you guys wanna smoke outside?" "A little four-twenty?" "Truth is, the most prevalent thing that came out of a day like today is:" "at any moment, that could have been any one of us in that pine box." "Yeah, man." "That's why you have to live in the moment." "Like that preacher said, if the opportunity presents itself, do not hesitate." "Amen to that, my brother." "Hey, you guys ever hear of Bidexco?" "Bidexco?" "Yeah, it's a pharmaceutical company, small startup, some guys at my firm, we helped them raise capital." "Why are you asking about Bidexco?" "Well, my cousin works for this large accounting firm, you know, too large to take Bidexco on as a client, so, he helps them out on the weekends and they put all their cash right back" "into research so instead of paying him, they just issue him stock." "I hate to break it to your buddy, but, uh, you should tell him it's probably not worth the paper it's written on." "Well, maybe." "Or maybe he overheard a researcher talking." "About a breakthrough." "A month before FDA approval." "And since he'd been doing all this under the table, he put all the shares in this account, in this trust account, under a fictitious name." "And now he's starting to freak out and he wants to sell the shares." "What's he asking?" "Two hundred grand." "Cash." "Oh, is that all?" "Yeah, why?" "If what he says is true about that stock, it could be worth 10 times that tomorrow, maybe even more, the sky's the fucking limit." "My rent check clears this month, my account holds a little over 300 dollars, so." "Well, everything I got is tied up in investments right now, I'm not really a liquid..." "You know, I can't get my hands on that type of cash." "Well, I could, I could get it." "You could get what?" "The money." "I can get it." " You can get the money?" " Sure." "How much of it?" "I can get-- I can get all of it." "Really?" "Yeah." "Want some more of this?" "Thank you." "Um, you know of course, if everyone wants in, we'd have to split it four ways, you know?" "Um, that way we, you know, would be, equal partners, you know?" "Uh." "On principal whatever you pay back, plus some accrued interest, but, you know, this, I mean this is how it works, right?" "You know?" "We can, like, uh, be the Four Amigos or something." "With business." "Oh, wait, it was three." "Four Musketeers." "Let's sign a treaty!" "I like this!" "It's a great tip." "I'm starting to feel a sensation here." "This is Zach." "Warren, what's up?" "What, no, I'm at work." "What?" "What channel?" "Hours after the SEC seized hard drives from its corporate offices, its chief executive officer," "Peter Nelson, was apprehended." "It seems Bidexco, a startup pharmaceutical company was under heavy surveillance by federal authorities for the past six months." "It's unclear whether Peter Nelson acted alone, or if Bidexco's executives" "Uh, yeah, Warren." "I think this means our shares are fucking worthless!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "How many different ways you want me to say we got fucked, Warren?" "The stock has no value!" "The CFO just got arrested by the Feds!" "You know what, I can't" "Hey, what?" "What?" "Hey!" "Jesus, what the fuck's going on?" "Listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Hey." "How ya doin'?" "Hey, guys, I don't" "Mike." "Just" "Now, if you don't want to repeat this exercise, you'll keep your mouth shut, and let me do the talking." "Let me be brief." "You and your partners borrowed a substantial amount of money from my benefactor." "And in light of recent events, he's concerned about getting paid back." "Which is understandable." "He wants a sit-down, tomorrow, the Royale, three o'clock." "That's it." "Uh." "Oh, and don't forget to bring your buddies." "Little Mike." "Where is he?" "Fuck if I know!" "He said three o'clock." "Are you sure he said three?" "I'm pretty sure he said three o'clock, Warren, yeah." "Considering I was thrown in the back of a fucking trunk." "Couldn't wear a nice shirt?" "I just got off work." "If you need to borrow a fucking shirt, you can ask me." "I do not want to" "Are you sure he said he wanted to talk to all of us?" "Actually he said he wanted to talk to everyone but the black guy." "Yes!" "He wants to talk to all of us!" "Real fucking cute, Zach." "Noah, what the fuck did you get us into?" "Guys, you asked me to get the fucking money, I fucking" "We thought you had the fucking money!" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Did you bury it with your fucking father?" "Oh, gee, "Hey, Noah, thanks for getting the money" "Shut the fuck up." "I swear to you..." " Would you sit down?" " Shut the fuck up!" "Who did you borrow this money from?" "Huh?" "Hey, Eddie." "Paula, hold up there." "How you doin'?" "It's not as bad as it looks." "What happened?" "I, uh, fell down a flight of stairs." "Really?" "You know how clumsy I am." "Still with the mechanic, huh?" "Eddie it was my fault, it was," "I screwed up, it was all my fault." "I gotta get back to work." "Okay, okay." "Good seeing you, Eddie." "Yeah, you too." "They here?" "They're here, at your table." "Yeah, that's him." "Oh, guys, I am so sorry I'm late, traffic." "Ah, yes, kale shake." "Dehydrated cactus powder." "I'm training for a 5K." "Hello, Noah." "Mr. Lovato." "Eddie." "Come on, we're in business together." "Huh?" "I think it's appropriate to be on a first-name basis, don't you?" "Yeah." "So, how are you?" "Good?" "Good." "You boys ever hear of the seven rules of economics?" "That's okay." "Basically there's seven fundamental notions, let's say, that reflect how our economy operates." "There's scarcity, there's subjectivity, there's inequality, competition, imperfection, ignorance and complexity." "But I believe there are eight." "Luck." "Which as of yesterday morning, you boys seem shit out of." "Because as of today, you owe me 400 grand." "Uh." "The number was 200." "Ah, you forget the cost of money." "Which is a theory, another basic fundamental rule." "With all due respect, sir, we didn't borrow the money from you, Noah did." "Noah." "Are these your partners?" "Yes, yes they are." "Well, then, you share the debt equally." "Mr." "Lovato" "No, Eddie." "Eddie, please." "Eddie." "Can I ask you a question, and I mean this with all due respect." "Sure." "Are you, you know...?" "Am I what?" "Am I Italian?" "Yes." "What are you getting at?" "Am I...?" "You know" "Oh, am I this?" "Noah, you borrowed money from the fucking mob?" "It's one of your New Year's resolutions, Noah, become a complete fucking moron?" "What do you mean become a moron, he's always been a fucking moron." "I am with ya, I swear, and a guy I know referred me and he borrowed money, he had no problem." " Noah." " Yes." "Did he pay it back?" "Yes." "Yes, he did." "Okay." "Fucking idiot!" "Why am I the only one catching blame here?" "Yell at Bryce's cousin!" "Fuck!" "He didn't borrow money from the fucking mob!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "You guys." "Shh!" "Hey, hey, hey, calm down." "Relax." "Okay, all right, this is the deal." "My sister's husband, Buddy, that's his name, not the brightest bulb in the lamp store, okay?" "He got a cocaine habit, my sister didn't know it, nobody knew." "And I don't blame her, I mean, you know, she's in love and she, you know, sometimes you don't see the warning signs." "But this habit, you know, it went from like a few lines a week to 2,000 dollars a day." "And he runs a forklift, okay, so he's not exactly Warren Buffet." "Right?" "So now he builds up a hefty tab to the source, who's tired of looking in the mouth for his check, and now the source is looking to collect on what he's owed." "So, he kidnapped my niece." "And because of this world-class degenerate, in my opinion, my baby niece's safe return is of the utmost importance to me, is being held in lieu of payment." "So why don't you just pay off the debt?" "Oh, normally that would be the standard operating procedure." "This dealer, this fucking, Tyrone is his name." "Got a chip on his shoulder." "Now he wants Buddy for my niece." "Okay, just to make some sort of example." "The problem is, uh, Buddy is MIA, which is where you guys come in." "How?" "Well, Tyrone's got a brother." "From what I understand, he's not gonna be up for Citizen of the Year Award, either, so you won't have an ethics problem, because you're all men of principle, when you go to pick him up for me." "Pick..." "Mr. Lovato" "No, Eddie, Eddie, please." "Eddie." "I'm sorry to hear about your niece, we all are." "I mean that's horrible." "But we're not criminals." "We don't know the first thing about kidnapping someone." "I mean, look at Noah, I mean..." "Besides why wouldn't you just have..." "Them handle it." "Well, that would require a two-part answer." "One, which is of no concern of yours." "They'll be busy looking for Tyrone to set up the exchange." "And two, and this is head and shoulders above the first." "They don't owe me 400 fucking thousand dollars!" "And unlike a bank, there will be no late slips." "So say we pick him up, then what?" "Zach, are you fucking kidding me?" "I'm not kidnapping anybody!" "Me neither." "I'd be a liability." "We have no fucking choice, he's not asking us." "We're classically fucked no matter which direction we look in." "Quantum physics." "Did you ever hear of the Quantum Ten?" "Group of guys, they got together, fired by ambition and passion." "They created quantum physics." "They knew with ambition and passion comes execution." "Fuck." "I'm shitting green, and then running three times a day, 'cause I know what it's like to execute." "Okay?" "I know what it takes." "It takes motivation." "And you guys have plenty of it." "I'm offering you gentlemen a way out." "I'm offering you a panacea to your problems." "All you have to do is collect him, hold him, for 24 hours." "My guys'll hunt down Tyrone, they'll set a time and place, I'll contact you, okay." "We exchange my niece for his brother." "And if you do this for me, I will consider the slate clean." "I hate this shit." "It's like wheat grass, but it's not as good as wheat grass." "Hey, Bernard, lemme tell you though," "Let me tell you what this motherfucker said to me" "That if I don't give him my club seats to the Indians game this Saturday night, he will tell his little sister about what I did last weekend." "What about it?" "Well you know, I ended up with that redhead chick from Lakeview." "Give him the fucking tickets, man." "Man, fuck no!" "Mastiff is pitching!" "All right, we'll tell him that if he don't back off, then you'll break his elbows." "Man, I can't do that man, he's still my brother in-law." "Besides, the nigga so dumb, he shit in his own hat." "By the third drink he forgot his own name." "Look, man, he can't open up his mouth, because if he do, I spend now until eternity in Lawyer Land." "Ah, shit, man." "Hey, Marques, what would you do?" "First off, I wouldn't be stupid enough to cheat on my wife." "And then advertise that shit to half the fucking neighborhood." "Nigga." "You might as well have posted fliers." "Aight, I'll be the grown-up and say what's on all y'all niggas minds at this table." "You all mouth, Lamont." "That's your problem." "And we can't afford to be havin' no soft-ass niggas in this crew." "In case you gentlemen have forgotten, that is the protocol to our industry." "You wanna climb the corporate ladder?" "Keep you mouth-- fuckin' mouth shut!" "And, unfortunately, we got a zero-tolerance policy, my nigga." "Lamont, I'm just fuckin' wit' you." "You cold, man!" "Cold, man!" "Hey, this stall's taken, motherfucker." "Get him!" "Grab his fucking arm!" "Fuck off!" "Fuck off!" "Grab the fucker's arm!" "Hit him!" "Hit him!" "Man, go check on Marques!" "Nah, man, fuck that, you go." "Marques!" "One of y'all motherfuckers go!" "Hurry up, hurry up!" "Open up!" "All right, he's in, he's in." "Go, go, go!" "Go, go, go!" "Go you fucking idiot!" "Jesus Christ!" "Christ!" "Do you know how to fucking drive!" "It's a junky piece of shit!" "Are you fucking hit?" "Go, go!" "Go, go, go!" "Jesus Christ!" "Jesus, get the fuck off my foot!" "We're taking this car too fast!" "Who in the heck was that?" "I don't know." "Whoever it was, they were professionals." "Jesus Christ, Coleman." "My bad!" "Guys?" "Guys!" "What the hell is this?" "That's on a need-to-know basis." "Right now you don't need to know shit." "Who the fuck are you?" "Don't worry about all that, Marques." "This'll all be over in 24 hours, as long as you behave." "Behave?" "You got a set of stones, I'll give you that." "Where the fuck am I?" "It's like an old warehouse." "And artists live, work, subsidize rental arrangement, my company has the listing." "Shut up!" "You're a fucking real estate agent?" "No, ah, no." "Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Don't get stupid!" "Hey, hey, be easy, I'm just trying to get comfortable here." "Just put the" "Oh, for fuck's sake, is that my gun?" "I mean, it's bad enough I get jacked by the local neighborhood watch, but now you're gonna point my own fucking pistol at me?" "Being that it's yours, we certainly don't have to remind you that it's loaded." "Can you bring it closer?" "Yeah sure, you wanna hold it, too?" "What the fuck for?" "Look, I'm aware that there's no official kidnapping handbook, but if there was," "I'm almost dead certain that it would have no objection to you moving just a little bit closer to me when there is zero chance of me getting up out this motherfucking chair!" "Go ahead, he's not going anywhere." "I tied him myself,." "He's not going anywhere." "Oh, now, that's just icing on the cake." "It's scratched." "What?" "Right there on the handle." "Oh, shit, yeah I see it." "God damn right you see it!" "You know what that is?" "That's one-of-a-kind, Grade A Tahitian pearl!" "Fucking flawless!" "Do you know what a scratch that size, that sure as shit ain't coming out, does to its value?" "Yeah." "It's worthless now." "Okay, okay." "I just made my first decision." "What's that?" "When I get outta here, you the first one" "I'm gonna shoot." "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and take an educated guess." "Since I've never set eyes on any of you before, the reason why I'm taped to this chair is not personal in nature, which makes this unfortunate chain of events... a business transaction?" "Ha, ha, ha, ha." "Am I gettin' warm yet?" "And since I'm taped here, and not face-down in the ditch, somebody must of offered to bump you fellas up a couple of tax brackets in exchange for me." "And factor in y'all weak-ass gear, my guess is this is a life-changing sum of money." "Am I right?" "Did I hit the nail on the head?" "Well, it's like 400 grand, but it's not like we get to keep it or anything." "Shut up!" "I'm sorry, Zach." "Fuck!" "What?" "Did we not have a conversation on the way over here?" "What the fuck did we talk about?" "In the fucking car?" "What was it about?" "No fucking names, man!" "Shit man, I'm so sorry." "It's just" "Oh, no, you know what, I'm sorry," "I overreacted, you're right, you're right." "You're right." "What are you doing?" "This is my wallet." "Noah Dorfman, 316 North Flushing Avenue." "Get the fuck off me!" "That's an old address." "What you probably are unaware of Zach, and Noah Dorfman, is I have Demetrius Flemmings' blood coursing through my veins." "Oh." "By the pathetic look on y'all faces, suffice it to say you've never heard of him." "Google him!" "Here, I found something." "A lawyer for Demetrius Flemmings, head of the black crime syndicate, filed a motion" "Wednesday formally asking the judge to dismiss all charges against his client." "Flemmings is currently under felony indictment for drug trafficking, conspiracy, money laundering and the disappearance of two federal agents." "It goes on." "Me and this kidnapping master share a very special bond, me being his favorite nephew and all." "And factor in, you miserable fucks snatched me off the motherfucking toilet." "Which in my books is as sacred a ground as Saint Mary's fucking Cathedral." "Yeah." "That means y'all are pretty much fucking dead!" "You're dead!" "Eddie just fucked us!" "Will you calm down?" "Okay, you're gonna break something." "Remember, everybody promised that we're gonna leave everything exactly as they found it." "Did you not just hear, less than ten seconds ago, who the fuck we have tied up in that fucking room?" "Yes, I fucking heard!" "Shut up!" "We are so fucking royally fucked!" "What are you doing, are you okay?" "What is that?" "It's fine, okay?" "It's my anxiety medication, I'm fine." "Oh, great, he's high." "I say we just let Marques go." "Okay, all right, that sounds like an idea." "And then what?" "What do we do then?" "Eddie blames us for his dead niece, we end up in the back of a trunk." "We go to the police, we ask for protective custody!" "No, no, no, no!" "We did the kidnapping!" "Yeah, I know, I could see how that could potentially work against us." "Okay." "Fuck!" "Is that Eddie?" "Hello." "Yes, hi, this is him." "Um." "Yeah, can you hold please?" "It's not." "It's not." "Warren, Warren can you have a word with him?" "Okay, no one can know we are here." "I could lose my agent's license over this!" "Look, Zach's a little stressed out right now." "Dude, we have a Crip or a Blood, or Snoop Dogg's cousin tied up in there." "We're all a little stressed right now!" "Listen to me, he's not sure but," "Zach thinks that his fiancé's been seeing somebody else." "What?" "You know how she was a registered nurse?" "Yeah." "Yeah, well, she's been coming home late, and you know, which shouldn't set off any alarm bells in itself but, he finds this little match book from a hotel." "Shit." "So then he hires this private investigator to see if it's true." "Really?" "Yeah, so there's a lot going on right now." "Wow." "I feel terrible for him that's..." "Yeah, I know." "You think I'll be invited to the wedding?" "Mm." "No." "Okay." "I think I want to move this right here, yeah." "Well, if I was you, my son, I would take this one and move it right here." "Because see, you don't want these mens to get over on your side." "You have to protect your queen and your king, so if I was you I would have done that one, that way you can save them." "Hey, Bobby." "Go on over with Leon." "For you, boss." "Says it's important." "Okay, what is it now?" "Are you kidding me?" "When, who?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold him down." "I'll take care of it." "Appreciate your call." "Later." "Spread the word." "Two million dollars cash to whoever finds my nephew." "I'm starved." "Do y'all got any food in this place?" "I'm sorry, fridge is empty." "Nobody lived here for ages." "I could eat something." "Yeah, me too." "Well, we're shit out of luck, 'cause there's no food." "So let's just stop talking about food." "Come on, we're gonna be here for" "God knows how long, and nobody took the fucking initiative to pack some sandwiches?" "I could go out and pick something up." "You know it's just, there's not a whole lot around here." "Well, we passed that ice cream place on the way here." "Oh, yeah." "Okay, yeah, yeah, that's something." "We're not going out for ice cream." "I could pick it up." "I said no, no ice cream!" "We're not fucking going out for ice cream!" "Zach, what's the worst that could happen?" "You just got through saying you were hungry." "We're all hungry." "All right." "Fuck it." "Sure, you're right." "Get me mint chip." "Yes." "Sea salt caramel, cone." "A pistachio cup." "Marques?" "Um, vanilla bean." "Great, all right." "Don't be long!" "Ah shit, guys, I need money," "I don't have any cash anymore." "I don't got shit." "I only got three bucks, man." "I'm light too, don't look at me." "No." "There we go." "Triple scoops for everyone." "Nice!" "Thank you." "Now that is wrong on so many fucking levels." "It's him!" "Eddie." "Put him on speaker." "How 'bout you, Zach?" " You screwed us!" " How's that?" "Black crime syndicate?" "You knew who this guy was!" "You got him then, that's good!" "For your niece maybe, not so much for us!" "Ah, come on now, you know, Marques has had a rough day, he's been kidnapped." "You know, it's part of the territory, occupational hazard." "Occupational hazard?" "Eddie, I hit this man in the head with a fucking toilet lid!" "Putting a bullet in the back of my fucking head is gonna be the first thing on his list." "You know what, Eddie, maybe we'll untie him and let him go." "Or better yet, why don't we just let him know and his fucking uncle, fucking who put us up to this!" "Oh, really?" "Now you listen to me, you little motherfuckers." "I'll cut your fucking heads off and stuff them down your fucking necks, okay?" "Until my niece gets back, you're gonna do exactly what I want you to do." "You don't want to see my response if something happens to her, buddy!" "You don't wanna see it." "All right, Eddie listen, just relax, okay?" "Eddie, Eddie?" "Let's do it." "Hey." "Hey." "Wow, look at all that." "You Julian?" "Now, come on." "I was told that that's the name of an athletic-looking brother wearing a bright red tracksuit." "Hangs out in front of the building with this address." "Unless my information's off by a country fucking mile, that makes you Julian." "Okay, so I'm Julian." "Good." "'Cause you looked at me like I asked you to recite the Gettysburg Address." "You got me cracking, now what?" "Cut to the chase, I like that." "We're looking for Tyrone." "Who?" "Who?" "Again with the perplexing look." "Tyrone." "And before you tell me where I can find him," "I want you to know I see that semi-automatic you're eyeballing on the table over there." "Little Mike, would you agree that Julian reaching for that pistol would ignite an already flammable situation?" "Most definitely." "So from where I'm standing, I see that you have two options." "One, you can make a play for that gun, in which I blow your fucking brains out." "Or two, simply tell me where I can find Tyrone." "Me and my little buddy here will be ancient history." "What do you say?" "Door number one or door number two?" "Hmm, door number three." "Holy crap, that's impressive." "Look at him go." "Yeah, probably lettered in track." "Hey, kid." "Do you know where we can find Tyrone?" "And if you give me that same fucking look" "Julian gave me, I'm gonna shoot ya." "How old are you?" "15." "15." "What's your name?" "William." "William what?" "Harrison." "Okay, William Harrison, this is one of those rare moments in life, that you're gonna get a second chance." "You're gonna get up, walk out that door, check yourself back into school, study, read Catcher in the Rye, graduate, you get a shot at not ending up back here." "Word gets back to me that you so much as fucking skipped woodshop," "I'll be paying you a house visit." "We clear?" "Pick up your shirt, get the fuck outta here." "Go!" "Summer time's here, babe!" "Jesus, Noah." "How long's it take you to pick up fucking ice cream?" "Hey, I didn't see you volunteer to go, Warren." "All right, who had the pistachio?" "That was me." "All right." "What the hell?" "It's melted already." "I know." "Salted caramel." "That's mine." "I wanted a cone." "Jeez, umm, my bad." "Sorry." "Um..." "This is for you." "And, Mr. Marques." "Oh, shit." "Umm, we're gonna have to untie his hands or something." "Out of the question." "Well, how's he gonna eat?" "I'm sorry about this." "What, kidnapping me or the spoon-feed part?" "All of it." "Hey, nice tattoo." "Oh, that?" "Yeah, all the guys in my squad got one." "It was kinda a solidarity thing." "Hmm, didn't peg you as ex-military." "Me, yeah, signed up after graduation." "I bought into the whole girls and guys in uniform thing." "Oh." "And the... pussy just fall into your lap?" "No, I never actually saw any action in the Army they found out I had a lazy eye." "Signed me up to SPO." "Strategic planning and operations?" "Yeah, didn't get me laid, but I learned a lot." "Glad to know our tax dollars didn't go to waste." "You know what?" "Sometimes what looks like a dead fucking end to a dire situation, can be an opportunity." "I don't follow." "Have you ever ended up at the end of an unexpected windfall?" "Me, no." "I don't catch breaks." "I'm like the unluckiest guy you'll ever meet." "Well, maybe, maybe not." "Well, okay." "Take this for example." "My father, he died this year." "I'm sorry to hear that." "He was kind of a big shot on Wall Street, okay?" "He made a, made a ton of money." "The lawyer calls me, he tells me after the sale of three homes, which is worth less than what is owed to my father's creditors, his ex-wives, taxes, all that shit, there's pretty much nothing left." "You know, I walk away with a check for 3,000 dollars and this fucking watch." "Whoa!" "Gah!" "You know what, Noah?" "Sometimes you gotta make your own luck in life." "I have a proposition for you." "A way for you to walk away from this, and in the process, take with you some very heavy paper." "Un-cuff me." "I'll pick a moment where I'll make it look like" "I untied the ropes myself, I disappear from here." "And you wake up tomorrow morning with a bag full of cash under your pillow." "Yeah, I can't do that." "You don't think there's a search party out there right now looking for me?" "I bet you dimes to dollars, somebody caught a few digits on that license plate of yours." "It's only a matter of time before that doorbell ring." "I ain't gonna lie to ya, Noah." "Somebody's getting invoiced for this shit." "It just doesn't have to be you." "Hi." "Where's Marques Flemmings?" "I didn't even know that puto was missing, huh?" "We know all you pimps and drug dealers, you have your noses in up each others' business." "You know somethin'." "Yeah, I know somethin' all right." "My motherfuckin' rights?" "This shit illegal!" "Fuck off me, puto!" "Let's see if this refreshes your memory, huh?" "What the fuck!" "No!" "Your memory comin' back now?" "Marques Flemmings." "Shit!" "I told you I don't know!" "What the fuck you do?" "Oh, man, I'm sorry, my bad." "When he gets into the office, can you have him call me, please?" "Thank you." "Fucking moron." "Thought you were done with that shit, man." "I'm trying to stay awake." "All right." "Don't judge me." "I am not fucking judging you." "Don't" " Get off your high horse, you've been... you've been sober 15 days." "I am not judging you, Zach, take it easy." "Everything okay?" "Peachy." "Anything I can do to help?" "This girl's taking a wrecking ball to my life, you could help with that." "Well, maybe there's nothing there." "That was the private investigator." "She left the house an hour and a half ago." "She still hasn't come back yet, she said she was staying in." "Okay, where did you tell her that you were going tonight?" "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" "Well, isn't it obvious that you didn't tell her the truth either?" "And it's not like you're out fucking around, that's what I'm saying." "I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about her." "Are you trying to make me feel worse here?" "I don't know!" "Whose side are you on?" "No, I'm just saying, maybe look, maybe this is naive of me to say, but isn't it possible that there's nothing going on?" "Oh, no, not possible." "Okay." "Too many holes." "All right." "Too many gaps." "God dammit." "Look, Zach." "I'm not trying to be your couples' therapist." "All I'm doing is talking to you as a friend right now." "Okay, well then, talk to me." "I'm telling you that if you keep going down this path, you're always gonna be questioning and doubting every little thing that she does." "Until it's gonna get so bad, she can't go to the dry cleaners without you making a list in your head about who she's gonna fuck." "You understand?" "If only that stock went through." "I mean Janie, she's... she's beautiful." "I mean, I really love her, we really have a connection." "The only way to manage a woman like that's happiness, is with "fuck you" money." "I put every single one of my clients into that stock." "What?" "All of them." "I mean, how many times do you get to play the slots knowing the next pull, three cherries are gonna come up?" "I mean that's a once in a lifetime opportunity." "Well, listen, man, you know, sometimes these things just work themselves out." "In my line of work, when you fuck up like that, it doesn't really promote career longevity!" "Okay." "She's gonna leave me." "Oh, man." "For sure." "Hey." "Jerry." "Go over to Diamond's." "What for?" "Okey-doke, we're on our way." "Okay." "Okay, let's do this." "Come on." "Sir." "How can I help you?" "Tommy, is he here?" "He's under that taxi." "Tommy!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm a friend of Paula's." "Okay, she's got a lot of friends." "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm her cousin Eddie." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, God, God!" "Fuck!" "Tell her you're sorry, you buy her some flowers, and don't make me come back!" "Hank." "I've been expecting you." "What's going on here?" "Oh, him, you haven't heard?" "Flemmings' nephew got snatched." "He put up a big bank roll for whoever can find him." "Negro over here knows where he's at, but as you can see, we're having a little bit of a communication problem." "We're taking a little break right now." "Yeah, evidently." "Well, we're looking for his other nephew, Tyrone." "Eddie says you got an address for us." "Just waitin' for the call." "Friend of mine hangs out with Tyrone all the time down at Sullivan's." "Eddie tell you we agreed to five grand?" "You get this when I get the address." "Sure." "No problem." "Have a drink, shouldn't be long." "All right." "Guys!" "Come here." "Come here." "So that was Eddie." "He said everything on his end is going forward." "And?" "And that's it." "Now we just sit, and we wait." "Sit and wait, wonderful." "Well, did he give you any idea how much longer it'd be?" "Shut up, Noah!" "Look, let's just take shifts watching him, all right?" "We'll switch out every two hours." "This way we can get some sleep." "Yeah, all right." "Okay, all right." "I'll go first." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Did I ever tell you guys how I got this scar on my ear?" "Uh-uh." "You haven't heard that?" "Nope." "I thought I told that to ya." "Crazy story." "My older brother, who was pursuing a career in law enforcement, decided to go in a different direction, and was dealing eight balls that were one-third product, two-thirds baking soda." "I'm home with chicken pox, when, you know, one of his disgruntled clients decided to pay a house visit." "So, he wanted to know where my brother was, and how a household baking ingredient ended up inside the bag." "I told him I don't know, and that my chicken pox was contagious." "He apparently wasn't pleased with that answer." "Meanwhile, this kid Isaac was living in the apartment downstairs." "On this day, he decides to come home a little earlier than his mother expected." "Finds her home a little earlier than he expected as well." "So he goes into the kitchen, and instead of looking in the refrigerator for his usual, you know, after-school treat, he helps himself to his father's sawed-off shotgun." "Meanwhile, my situation upstairs was deteriorating." "This asshole was gonna cut my ear off." "It was nothing short of divine intervention." "I'm telling you, man, if it wasn't for this kid Isaac, the guy would've taken my ear clean off." "It was a fucking miracle." "What the fuck?" "You've got a gun, get me." "Fuck." "What the fuck'd you do that for, Jerry?" "Say hi to Isaac." "Hi, Isaac." "What are the odds of that?" "I don't know." "Hey, buddy." "You look like shit." "Hello?" "Yo, Tyrone is hangin' with his ho at Second Side Apartments." "Second floor on the left." "Thanks." "We're good." "We're good!" "You good?" "Let's get the fuck outta here." "You ever fire one of those?" "What?" "Gun." "Call me crazy." "You don't seem like the type." "Not that you couldn't if you had to." "Well, let's not give me a reason to have to." "Hey, I'm on board with that." "You know where I come from, if somebody asks you to put some iron in the back of somebody's head that you never met, you just do it." "No questions asked." "When you was growin' up, did your pops ever tell you to do uncomfortable shit because it made you build character?" "All the time." "My pops, too." "You know, he was a big proponent of character building." "And me, you know, I was like the oldest, so he decided he wanted to get me started early." "Check it out, he sent me over to this house." "With nothing but a flare and some matches." "By the time the fire truck showed up, there wasn't nothing left but ashes." "Now I didn't find out 'til I saw in the paper the next morning, that there was a family of four inside." "None of which made it out." "Nigga, I was 13." "As you can imagine, sucked all the fun right out of my childhood." "You ever wonder what your life would be like if you chose a different path?" "You mean doing something other than going into the family business?" "Only every day." "Hey, Noah, are you awake?" "Yeah." "That cow on the window is really freaking me out." "Oh, shit, yeah." "That's some freaky shit, man." "Christ Almighty." "Hey, Noah, um, there's something" "I kinda want to talk to you about." "Yeah, what is it?" "Well, you know how in AA there's that whole thing about, you know, making amends, whatever, with people that you've hurt in the past?" "Mm-hm." "You know Zach and Matthew and I, you know back in the day we, we were pretty relentless about torturing you." "Warren, I was the only kid in school who knew how to use the word binary in a sentence, that pretty much warranted open season on me." "I mean, Noah, we really pulled some shit on you." "Yeah, well." "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." "Right?" "Yeah." "Well." "I just wanted you to know that, you know," "I feel bad about it and, uh, and I'm sorry." "All right." "Half, a million, dollars." "That's my offer." "All you got to do is un-cuff me, and let me walk out that door unchecked." "I can't do that." "500K that you get to keep." "For yourself." "My brother, you better think hard." "My offer ain't just gonna hang out there in the ether." "Before sunup one of you's gonna realize, that you ain't got the stomach for this kinda thing." "Now take the dough." "Hey, Bryce, man, I..." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Oh!" "Jesus Christ, you scared the shit outta me!" "Fuck are you doing?" "I'm planning my great escape." "What the fuck does it look like?" "Oh, it stinks!" "Wanna wipe my ass?" "You look eager!" "Paula." "Hey, Eddie." "How are ya?" "A couple guys showed up, said that, uh, they had a meeting with you so" "I sat them at your table." "Oh." "They're drinking Diet Cokes." "Put it on my tab." "Eddie." "Yeah?" "Thank you." "For what?" "Thank you." "Hey." "How are you?" "Hey, Eddie." "Good to see ya." "How you doin'?" "Good." "Take care." "Gentlemen." "Traffic, sorry." "Agent Reichert." "Hey." "What happened?" "Eh, line of duty." "Ah." "This is my partner, Agent Santos." "How do you do?" " Sir." "Wanna talk?" "Yeah." "Let's do it." "You look good, Eddie." "Ah, thanks, how's the wife?" "Well, you know how it is." "She ain't getting any younger or any thinner." "Mr. Lovato." "Eddie, please." "Mr. Lovato, as you may have already heard," "Demetrius Flemmings' nephew, Marques was kidnapped yesterday." "You know about this?" "I do not." "Well, the two of us know that the two of you have past issues." "I have?" "Sorry Eddie, we have to ask." "Anything you can give us will be a big help." "Sound and fury, signifying nothing." "Hmm?" "It's a line from Macbeth, have you ever seen it?" "No." "No." "Oh, it's my favorite play." "I love it." "I saw it on Broadway with Patrick Stewart." "He's the bald guy from Star Trek, remember?" "Yeah, he's good." "Macbeth is the king of Scotland." "And he's told by a bunch of witches that he can never be killed by a man that was born from a woman." "So he believes these witches, why wouldn't he?" "And so when his rival challenges him to a fight to the death, he accepts." "And, phew, one fell swoop of a sword, he's decapitated." "Turns out that the guy who killed him was taken from his mother's womb, like a C-section, not natural birth, so technically, he is not born of a woman." "I'm sorry Eddie, we are not..." "We are not connecting." "Hmm." "Sometimes things aren't as they seem." "You ready?" "Hey!" "Tyrone, my man." "Got somethin' for ya." "Hello?" "Yeah, all right." "Okay." "Well, who was that, what was that?" "Janie's fucking around on me, man." "Fuck." "Are you sure?" "I'm pretty sure, yeah." "He said he's got fucking photos." "Damn." "Sorry about that." "You know what the fucked up thing is?" "I fucking wanted to catch her." "I mean, how fucking sick is that?" "Come on, don't do that to yourself, you know?" "I mean, what kind of fucking sick individual is happy that his fucking fiancé's getting banged in the back seat of a car that he's fucking paying for?" "You didn't put it in her name, at least?" "Noah, really?" "Listen to me, and stop fucking talking, I'm serious." "Okay, okay." "Okay?" "All right." "You know, you spend every fucking waking minute going through their fucking phone, going through their fucking email, going through their fucking laundry." "I mean anything, anything to fucking nail the fucking bitch to the wall, and I fucking knew it!" "I wanted it, I wanted to be right, and I fucking knew it!" "She's a fucking whore!" "Zach, you probably don't wanna to hear this, but at least you got some closure now, you know?" "You know what the detective said?" "85 percent of his clients who think that their wives are fucking around on them, they are!" "At least there's some comfort in knowing you're in the majority." "Noah, just stop fucking talking!" "What, I'm just trying to make him feel better." "The way I look at it, life is a zero sum game." "It's one of the evils of humanity." "We all win somethin' and lose somethin' at the same time." "Okay, so you're Socrates now?" "No, I'm simply saying that we all brought into this world with a sheet of columns." "And the shit you do in one column has to be balanced out with the shit you do in the other." "What does that have to do with anything?" "Okay, stay with me and see if what I'm saying don't start making perfect sense." "All right." "Me." "I'm here, cuffed to this chair, because of some malevolent act that I did out there." "And, as you can imagine, given my line of work, that side of the column is pretty god damned full, so I'm fairly certain that your friend here did something on his end, let's just say" "something that he's not terribly proud of to deserve what's happening to him." "Actually, you're very wrong, Marques, because he was faithful." "No, it don't have to be that." "It can be anything, I'm talking about fucking karma, here." "Yeah, how about sometimes things just don't add up in the world?" "And you just get fucked over either way, no matter what you do." "What about that?" "Nah." "There's always something." "There isn't anything." "Come on, Zachary, there's something." "Your fucking bullshit theory doesn't apply here, Buddha!" "Okay, so you want us all to believe that you some kind of saint?" "I don't give a fuck what you believe!" "See the thing is, you can deny culpability all you want, but the way I see it, based on laws of balance, you might as well have dressed your little cupcake in some lace garters, and put her pussy up for auction yourself." "Shut the fuck up!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Hey, I'm just trying to give your friend some clarity, here." "Let me give you some fucking clarity, you fucking piece of shit!" "A man who discovers that his fucking fiancé is cheating on him six weeks before the god damn wedding, is probably not a guy you want to fuck with!" "That man would probably have no fucking issue fucking blowing your fucking stupid face right across the fucking floor!" "Zach, Jesus Christ, take it easy." "I'm gonna fucking shoot him." "Calm down, man!" "Give me the gun." "Zach, give me the gun." "He's trying to fuck with you, and he's trying to get in your head." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Be cool." "Man, I'm sorry." "I'm not having a good day." "This conversation is fucking over, do you understand me?" "No problem." "I didn't mean to upset anybody." "It's just a healthy exchange of views, that's all." "All I was trying to do is shed some sunlight as to what would warrant some strange guy's jizz all over his little princess' tits, that's all." "Shit, calm down!" "Get the fuck off me!" "He's fucking with me!" "Jesus Christ, you're gonna fucking kill him." "What are you doing?" "I'm fine." "Yeah, you're fine, my fucking ass, you're fine." "Jesus Christ." "Ah." "What the hell is that?" "It's a god damn microphone." "Holy shit!" "He's fucking wired!" "What?" "He's wired, Noah, like on TV?" "You mean he's been recording us this whole time?" "Somebody has been!" "You see anybody?" "No." "Fucking screwed." "Who knows how far that signal travels!" "Warren, smash that thing, smash it!" "Noah, you can stop." "All right, all right!" "Fuck!" "What the fuck?" "Who the fuck is out there, you fucking son of a bitch?" "Who's listening to us?" "Guys, I vote we get the fuck outta here, right fucking now." "Yeah, I agree." "Well, wait, wait, wait." "Hold up." "Let's think about this." "Now, if someone was listening in, they woulda came through that door, guns blazing, long before now, no?" "Zach's right." "We'd already be dead." "And..." "Ho, ho, ho." " Oh, that's good." " What?" "That's fucking good." "What's good?" "You don't get it?" "He wasn't wearing the wire for us." "He was wearing a wire for his friends." "I'd be willing to bet money that this fucking piece of shit is working for some branch of law enforcement, most likely the FBI, they got him all fucking wired up." "So he can eavesdrop on his fucking drug-pedaling gangster fucking friends." "And put them all behind bars." "Isn't that right?" "Isn't that right?" "You fucking piece of shit." "Holy shit." "You say he's an informant?" "Actually in his circles, it's better known as a rat." "Or a snitch." "Or maybe just a plain cock-sucking weasel." "So back in the alley there, that was probably" "Most likely Feds chasing us." "We probably interrupted one of their recording sessions when we showed up." "I do not feel well." "Do you guys have any idea how altogether fucked you are?" "I think you're confused on who's in the fucking doghouse right now." "Now I'm not sure if there's an official gangsta handbook, but I'm dead certain that if there was one, it would frown heavily upon you recording conversations with your gangsta friends." "I bet Uncle Demetrius is gonna be tickled pink when he finds out about your bureau buddies." "You guys look umm, pleased with yourself." "I wouldn't say pleased." "What makes you think my uncle, or anyone from my side of the fence is gonna believe an inconceivable lie like that?" "What you gonna do?" "You gonna show him that mush?" "And you clowns were worried about what I was gonna do to you." "Have you ever bumped heads with the type of cats at the other end of this wire?" "Huh?" "It's what's known as a task force, fellas." "Those motherfuckers have killed more motherfuckers than than you've had hand jobs." "And you just kidnapped they star witness." "In the middle of a six-month, round-the-clock surveillance!" "You guys are fucking fertilizer." "Hey, Eddie." "Everything's set, time and place." "All right, let's call 'em." "Eddie." "Yeah, good news, uh, ready for pick up." "You're ready for pick up?" "Well, there's been a change of plan, Eddie." "What are you talking about, there's been a change of plans?" "The kind where I fucking call you back!" "What... motherfucker hung up on me!" "Get the fuck out." "You shouldn't have hung up on him," "Why'd you hang up on him?" "You shouldn't have" "Shut up, Noah." "I can't hear myself fucking think." "Oh, sure, no, that's great." "Guys, let's give Zach time to think." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Don't you think that before you hang up on a guy who's most likely gonna see us sleeping with the fucking fishes, you should of consulted with us first?" "Are you fucking yelling at me?" "Yes I'm fucking yelling at you!" "Whoa guys, yelling won't help!" "I'm just trying to have some fucking input here." "We wouldn't even be in this fucking mess if it wasn't for you, shut the fuck up!" "Shut up!" "Eddie Lovato?" "Oh, great, fucking great." "That's who's behind all this?" "Why he got beef with me?" "What the fuck he want with me?" "Do me the decency of a straight answer with the fucking state I'm in." "Fine, have it your way." "What's the difference?" "Y'all wrote your own obits anyway." "You just shut the fuck up?" "Yeah, shut the fuck up, you fucking love hearing yourself fucking talk!" "You shut the fuck up!" "You think you a lion?" "You a mouse!" "I dare you to untie me, motherfucker!" "Everybody, shut the fuck up!" "Shut up!" "Jesus Christ!" "I'm gonna tape his fucking mouth." "Yeah, okay, great." "Yeah, I know where it is." "All right, I appreciate it." "Thanks." "Who was that?" "That was a guy I did some work with a couple months back." "He works at the Treasury Department." "He says our only course of action right now at this moment, is to turn ourselves in." "Voluntarily." "What about him?" "If he is who he thinks he is, they'll be happy to have him back." "Where's the car?" "It's out back." "All right, well, give me the fucking keys." "What about Eddie?" "What about his niece?" "Fuck Eddie, fuck his niece!" "We're going to the FBI, this ends right now!" "This is it, this is it, we're going to jail." "We're going to jail for God knows how long." "And when we get out, Eddie'll kill us, or maybe Marques'll kill us." "Or maybe we'll just die in jail, butt raped with a bullet in the back of our head." "Thanks, Zach, fuck!" "I agree with Noah, we need to stick to the original plan, Zach." "Did you hear what I just said?" "I can't believe you're not backing me up on this, Bryce!" "What do you think Eddie's gonna do to us?" "Look, this is a true life line." "Trust me!" "Give me the god damn car keys." "Give me the god damn car keys!" "Give him the fucking keys." "I'm gonna pull the car around." "All right?" "This is a good thing." "I'll be right back." "Get Socrates ready." "You hung up on me." "Uh, Mr. Lovato, I mean, Eddie." "I was gonna call you back." "Hello, Marques." "Fuck you." "Sounds like he's happy to see us." "How'd you find us?" "What's it matter?" "The important thing is, we're here." "You boys did good." "Your parents should be proud." "So I just have one little favor to ask of you, one little detail, and we're done." "Consider the slate clean." "That's it, it's over?" "Yeah." "No need in discussing that this guy had a fucking wire on him when we picked him up?" "You already knew that, didn't you?" "Look Zach, I think the less we know the better." "Shut the fuck up!" "Zach, Noah's right, let's just get this over with." "What's left?" "Okay, I need each of you to put a bullet in him." "What?" "Yes." "Now I know you're asking why, but I'm gonna give you that two-part answer, okay?" "Okay one, my niece, done, safe, I'm happy, phew." "All right?" "Uh." "But I do not need Marques alive." "Okay, and two, and this is for your protection as well as for mine." "I can't have you guys talking about this." "My feeling is that accessory to murder is the greatest motivation for you guys to shut the fuck up." "Eddie, this is none of our business, you know?" "I mean we would never say anything." "I know that you wouldn't talk about it, but I need an insurance policy." "Come on!" "It's simple." "So, all you have to do is decide who's gonna be first." "And you guys can decide amongst yourselves," "I don't really care who's first." "Let's go, come on." " Let's do it." "Noah, you go first." "What?" "You go first." "What, no!" "You fucking got us into this fucking mess!" "You're going first!" "No!" "It's only fucking fair that you fucking go first!" "No!" "No?" "You fucking little fucking parasite!" "Fuck you, Zach!" "Fucking shoot him, you little fucking parasite!" "We're not in high school anymore, you can't just order me around!" "If you don't fucking shoot him," "I swear to God I'm gonna fucking shoot you!" "Zach, what the fuck, put the gun down!" "You wanna fucking shoot him Bryce?" "Leave Noah alone, put the fucking gun down." "Fuck you!" "If you don't shoot him, by the time I count to three," "I swear to God I'm gonna fucking shoot you." "Zach!" "I am not your fucking bitch anymore!" "Yes you are, you are my fucking bitch!" "Fuck you!" "You have always been my fucking bitch!" "Test me!" "One!" "Two!" "Fuck you!" "Jesus fucking Christ, Warren!" "Oh, my fucking God he's fucking dead, he's fucking dead, there's a fucking dead guy!" "Warren, are you okay?" "What the fuck?" "Far from fucking okay." "Fuck!" "Uh." "Hey, fellas?" "We don't have all night." "Who's next?" "Ah, come on!" "Mr. Lovato?" "Noah, yes." "Technically Warren shot Marques three times and since there's four of us, I was wondering maybe if you would consider the possibility of just one of us left having to shoot him?" "That's not possible." "Okay, there you have it." "We need another volunteer." "Let's go." "Let's do it quickly, men." "Let's get it over with." "Somebody pick up that gun, or you're all gonna wake up tomorrow with a fucking toe tag." "We don't have all night boys, come on." "Marques... was a disappointment." "Well, Noah, friends think I should of tossed you in with him." "What do you think?" "Really?" "Well, I think if they got to know me a little better, they'd think differently." "I'm sorry you had to go through all this, Mr. Flemmings." "But there's a lesson to be learned here today." "You fuck people over, you end up at the bottom of the lake." "So do I get the money or do I end up in the lake?" "And thanks for agreeing to meet me on such short notice, I know you're a busy guy, so you know, I appreciate the gesture." "I think you'll like this." "So a friend of mine works for the FBI." "White collar crime division." "Hey, you guys ever hear of Bidexco?" "A startup pharmaceutical company was under heavy surveillance by federal authorities..." "And one of the guys does a coffee run, brings my pal someone else's latte with six spoonful's of sugar." "So he walks it over to the agent with a sweet tooth who so happens to be working with an informant who's spending all his afternoons putting his associates on tape." "You wanna climb the corporate ladder, keep your motherfucking mouth shut!" "You know what keeps me up at night?" "Knowing that when this cock sucker's done testifying, we're gonna place him in witness protection and buy him an Escalade." "So when no one's looking, why don't you just plant one in the back of his fucking head?" "Noah, you do realize we're no longer in Iraq, right?" "But the guy they're really after, the big prize, Demetrius Flemmings." "Very popular with the DEA Special Operations Division." "Now, from what I'm told, the only thing more important to Flemmings than money is his family." "Two million dollars cash to whoever finds my nephew." "And that's why I have this." "Let me play it for you." "I think you'll agree, the sound quality is excellent." "Nice work, Marques," "I can't wait to see your uncle's face when we play this back in court." "Yeah, fuck you Detective." "Next time, try taking this thing off without taking my fucking skin with it." "And that's where you come in." "We're looking for Tyrone." "Do you know where we can find Tyrone?" "So, uh, Eddie says you got an address for us." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Tyrone, my man." "Got somethin' for ya." "Nice work, Marques." "when they're playing this back in court." "Yeah, fuck you Detective." "Next time, try taking this thing off without taking my fucking skin with it." "The way I see it, there's a lot of money to be made here." "I get a third, my Army buddy gets a third..." "Hoo-rah!" "And you get a third." "And you've always said, failing to plan is planning to fail, well you can rest assured that while I'm still working out a few last details, I will have dotted all the i's and crossed all the t's, you have my word." "So what do you think, Uncle Eddie?" "You came up with this all by yourself?" "Pretty much, yeah." "That's fucking awesome." "We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast." "But when we say this, we imagine that hour to be placed in an obscure and distant future." "Do not take time for granted." "There is only now." "Let's do this, Warren!" "All over it, you fucking sick fuck!" "Hey, ladies." "How's it goin'?" "Yo, is it recording?" "Hey!" "I'm back!" "This is fucked up, man." "Get the fuck outta here, faggot!" "Jesus." "The man of the hour, everybody!" "Faggot!" "You know Zach and Matthew and I, we were pretty relentless about torturing you on a weekly basis." "Twenty-two days sober." "No shit?" "On the count of three!" "Everybody ready?" "One." "Two." "Three!" "One." "Two." "Three!" "Poodles!" "I feel like we're in high school, right now!" "Right now, at this moment." "We always fuck with him." "He loves it!" "I put every single one of my clients into that stock." "You're having a pretty shitty morning." "Yeah, yeah." "Sorry in advance for making it worse." "You know the man you asked me to look into," "Eddie Lovato, seven nephews, all boys." "He doesn't have a niece." "Until my niece gets back, you're gonna do exactly what I want you to do!" "No niece?" "No niece." "You don't wanna see my response if something happens to her, buddy." "I'm not so sure that it was an accident." "Matthew called me a couple weeks ago." "Matt was getting harassed, and he thought he was being followed." "You fucking whore." "How about you, Noah?" "You got a girlfriend?" "Matter of fact I do, yeah." "It's getting, well, it's getting pretty serious actually, yeah." "It's true what they say, you know, there's someone out there for everyone, even him." "Summer time's here, babe!" "Jesus, Noah, how long's it take you to pick up fucking ice cream?" "Good timing." "Nice work, kid." "You know, all these years I kept you away from the family business, 'cause my sister, she wanted it that way." "You know, said you didn't have the stomach or the head for it but..." "Boy, was she wrong." "What do you say you come work for me?" "Aw, thanks for the offer but, uh, you know, I met a girl, Uncle Eddie and she wants to get away from all this, you know?" "Can you blame her?" "Well, you know where to come." "If it doesn't work out, okay?" "Uncle Eddie!" "Come here!" "I love you!" "Oh!" "Awesome, let's go." "See ya, kid." 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"Erica, are you okay?" " Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much." "I keep getting these stomach-aches." "They come and go like every few minutes." " Oh my God!" " Relax!" "We'll just get her some antacids." " She doesn't have a stomach-ache." "She's in labor!" " Oh my God!" " So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you .because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else you're wrong." "It's because you mean more to me." " Rach!" " What?" "!" "Hey." " Shh.." "Go back to sleep." "I have to go home." " Oh." "This was amazing." " It really was." "You've learned some new moves!" " Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke." " Ah." " Who's laughing now?" " I know!" "The Last One" " Breathe, breathe, breathe... .. Good..." " Next time, can I say breathe?" " No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her!" "Can I get you anything?" "You want some more ice chips?" " No, I'm okay." " Alright, I'll be right back." " Where are you going?" " To use the bathroom." " You can't leave me alone with her." "What?" " This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!" " What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?" " It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together." " You'll be fine." "Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes." " Okay." " So, ah..." "Any plans for the summer?" " I don't know." "Maybe church-camp?" " Hah." "May not wanna mention this." "So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?" "..." " What?" " Well, it's just interesting." "You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both." " One of life's great, unanswerable questions." "I mean, who knows?" "Maybe there's something even more painful than those things?" "Like this.." "Morning." "Hey!" "What's that?" " It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler." " It's a baby chick and duck!" " Uh-huh." "And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr." " I did not see that coming." " Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house you know?" "It has that big backyard And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to..." "Yes." " Yeah." "It's a shame people can't visit there." " That is the rule, though." " Guess what?" "You're almost an uncle!" "What?" " Yeah, Erica went into labor last night Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!" " Oh my God!" " Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl." " Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl." " Have you seen him throw a ball?" " Is Rachel here?" " Uh, I think she's still asleep." "Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night?" "She seemed pretty pissed at you." " Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out." " What's that smile?" "Did something happen with you two?" " Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell... but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up." "We totally did it!" " Oh my God." "You and Rachel?" " I know, it's pretty great." " So what does that mean?" "Are you guys getting back together?" " Oh, I.." "I don't know." "We didn't really get to talk." " But do you wanna get back together?" " I don't know." "It was incredible..." "I mean, it just felt so right." "When I was holding her, I mean..." "I never wanted to let her go." "You know what?" "Yeah, I do." "I wanna be together." "YAY!" "Yay!" " So, so is she still going to Paris?" " Wow, I hadn't thought of that." "I hope not." " Oh, this is like the best day ever." "Ever!" "You guys might get back together," "Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again!" "Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical!" ""Daa - raa..." "When the sun comes up, bright and beaming!" "And the moon comes..."" " Morning!" " Guess we'll never know how it ends." " Okay." " Hey." " Hey." " Hey." "How did you sleep?" " Good." "You?" " Good." " I bet you did!" " Uh." "Would you guys mind giving us a minute?" " Sure, yeah." "Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?" " Chick and the duck?" "Didn't they die..." " Dive." "Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm." "So..." "Morning." " You too. .." "...Last night was just wonderful." " It really was." " I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face." " I know, me too." "It was..." "You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does and it's everything you want it to be." " Uh-huh." "I know." "It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye." " It's just a little bit more, honey." " Help me!" "This hurts!" " Is it really that bad?" " Uh-huh!" "I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!" "Doctor:" "The baby's head is crowning." " Oh!" "Oh my God!" "That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen!" "... ... Chandler, you have to see this!" " I'm okay." " Chandler, you don't wanna miss this ." "This is the birth of your child!" "It's the miracle of life!" " Alright." "Wow, that is one disgusting miracle." "Doctor:" "Start pushing." "Here we go." "Here come the shoulders..." " It's a..." "It's a boy!" " Wow!" " Is he okay?" "Doctor:" "He's just fine." " Oh, you did it!" " It's a baby!" "A beautiful little baby!" "... ...And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see." "Doctor:" "Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?" " Well, that's spongy." " Oh, hey handsome!" "Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you!" "... ... Oh, we are so lucky!" " I know." "He has your eyes." " I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does." "Nurse:" "We'll just get him cleaned up a bit." " Oh my God, he's beautiful Thank you so much." " I'm really happy for you guys." " How do you feel?" " I'm tired!" "Doctor:" "Well, you don't have that much time to relax The other one will be along in a minute." " I..." "I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?" "Doctor:" "The next baby should be along in a minute." " We only ordered one!" "Doctor:" "You know it's twins, right?" " Oh, yeah!" "These are the faces of two people in the know!" "Doctor:" "I can't believe you didn't know it's twins!" "This has never happened before." " Well, gosh." "That makes me feel so special and good." " (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?" "Doctor:" "Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio." " (to Erica) Anybody tell you?" " I don't think so." "Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats." "But I thought that was just mine and the baby's." "They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby." " This is unbelievable." " Twins actually run in my family." " Interesting!" "Can I see you for a second?" " What do we do?" " What do you mean "what do we do"?" "Twins!" "Twins!" " Chandler, you're panicking!" " Uh-huh!" "Join me, won't you?" "!" "Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?" " We can't split them up!" " Why not?" "We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other" "and be reunited." "I mean, that's a great day for everybody." " Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?" " What if they're not?" "What if it's adopted by a king?" " Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt." " Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!" " That doesn't matter!" "We have waited so long for this." "I don't care if it's two babies." "I don't care if it's three babies!" "I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there!" "We are taking them home, because they are our children!" "Okay." "Shhh..." "Okay." "Doctor:" "It looks like we're about ready over here." "Doctor:" "Come on, Erica, start pushing again now." "Ow!" "Here she comes!" "She?" "It's a girl?" "Yeah." " Well, now we have one of each!" "And that's enough!" " And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye." " Oh my God!" "What did you say?" " Nothing!" "What do you say to that?" " Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!" " No way!" " You can't just give up!" "Is that what a dinosaur would do?" " What?" " Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language." " Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together If she did, she might feel differently." "She might not even go." " You really think so?" " I'm telling you!" "Oh, okay!" "This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song." ""Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer." "Bam-bam, .don't let love fly away." "Bam-bam-bam-bam..."" "Hi!" " Can't a girl finish a song around here?" " Hey!" " Hi!" "So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's." " Okay." " Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?" " No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday." " Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old?" "Good luck, mom." " Are you kidding?" "Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins?" "Good luck, Emma!" " Alright, you know what?" "You're right." "I should at least tell her how I feel." " Ross, wait!" " What?" "What?" " Could you get me a muffin?" "Gunther:" "Rachel?" " Yeah?" "Gunther:" "I..." "I know you're leaving tonight, ...but I just have to tell you I love you." "Gunther:" "I..." "I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but.." "...I thought you should know." "Gunther..." "Oh..." "I love you too." "Probably not in the same way, but I do." "And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun," "I'll think of you." "Aw." " Oh..." "Bye guys." " Oh my God!" " Unbelievable!" " Hey, you know what might help?" " I'm not getting you a muffin!" " Do you think they recognize each other from in there?" " Maybe." "Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day ... they're pushed through a vagina and they meet." "Nurse:" "We're going to take Erica to recovery now." " There's something that we wanna tell you." "We decided to name the girl-baby Erica." " Oh my God, that's just like my name!" " Son of a gun, it is!" " Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest." "I'm really glad I picked you guys." "You're gonna make great parents." "Even Chandler." " Okay, well, bye!" " Bye!" " We'll call you!" " Okay." " Have fun at church-camp!" " Oh, look at these little bunnies!" " I know!" "You ready to trade?" " Okay." " Alright, let's see.." " We could trade later." " Yeah, I'm good." " Hey, what are you working on?" " It's a..." "It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby." " How sweet!" "Oh, is that the baby?" " No, I sat in the paint." " Hey." " Hey." "So, did you talk to Rachel?" " No, and I'm not going to." " What?" " Why not?" " Because she's just going to shoot me down." "You guys saw what happened with Gunther." "That did not look like fun." " How can you compare yourself to Gunther?" "I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way." "You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night." " Yeah, and she still wants to go!" "It's pretty clear where she is." " Yeah, I know what you mean." "I mean, sometimes..." " Uh, Joe?" " Damn it!" " Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now." "Okay?" "I'll be seeing her again." "We've got time." " No, you don't!" "She's going to Paris!" "She is going to meet somebody." "Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris?" "It's..." "It's a city of Gunthers!" "Mike:" "Hey!" " Hey!" "What do you have there?" "Mike:" "Oh, I made a little something." "If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but.." " Oh my God!" "You did that yourself?" " Honey, that's gorgeous!" " You know, the baby can't read, Mike!" " Hi!" "You guys, the car-service just got here." "I can't believe they're not home yet!" "I have to catch my stupid plane." "I wanna see the baby!" " Monica just called from the cab." "She said they should be here any minute." "And apparently, there's some big surprise." " Yeah, did she sound happy about it?" "'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard." " Oh my God!" " Oh my God!" " Hi!" "Oh my gosh!" " Hey." "Phoebe, Ross," " Hey." "Hey, so what is the big surprise?" "Oh." " Oh my God!" " What..." "What..." " Okay, okay, awkward question." "The hospital knows you took two, right?" " Yes, it's twins!" " Oh my God." " Oh, they're so cute!" "Now, what, what kinds are they?" "This is a boy, and that's a girl." " Her name is Erica." " Aw.." " Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica." " Yeah." "It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together." " Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad." " Aw, he's gonna be so happy." " Oh, Jack Bing." "I love that." "Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know?" ""Jack Bing, Morning Gazette." "I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"" " Oh my gosh." "Wow, so beautiful." "Mike: (To Phoebe) I want one." " Oh yeah?" "Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat." "Mike:" "Seriously." "Wanna make one of those?" " One?" "How about a whole bunch?" "Mike:" "Really?" " Yeah!" "Ooh, we could teach them to sing, ....and we can be like the Von Trapp family!" "Only without the Nazis." "Although that sounds kinda dull." " Oh, you guys, I can't believe this But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane." " I'm just so glad you got to see the babies." " Me too." "Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this!" "Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again I love you all so much." " I love you." " Call us when you get there." " I will." "Ross, come here." " I just want you to know.." "... Last night.." "...I'll never forget it." " Neither will I." " Alright, now I really have to go." "Okay." "Au revoir!" "Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there." " So, you just let her go?" " Yeah." " Hey, maybe that's for the best." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "You know?" "You just..." "Look, you gotta..." "You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay?" "Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?" " But now she'll never know how he feels!" " Maybe that's okay." "You know?" "...Maybe, maybe it is better this way?" "..." "I mean, now, now you can move on. .." "...I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.." "Right?" " Maybe now you can actually do it." "You know?" "You can finally get over her." " Yeah, that's true." ".. Except ...I don't wanna get over her." " What?" " I don't!" "I wanna be with her." " Really?" " Yeah, I'm gonna go after her." " Yeah, you are!" " Woo!" " Wait, wait!" "Get your coat!" "Get your coat!" " My coat..." " This is so cool!" " I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!" " But Ross, Ross." "What do you, what do you think she's going to say?" " I don't know, but I.." "Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened." "Where - where is my coat?" "!" " You didn't bring one!" "My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport." " Okay, guys, wish me luck." " Hurry!" " Good luck, good luck!" " There's no seatbelt!" " That's okay." "If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car." " Alright, alright, let's do this!" " Okay!" " Hey!" "Man: 18th and East End." " I" " I don't take passengers." "Man:" "Hey!" "The law says you have to accept any fare." " No, you don't understand." "This isn't a real cab." "Man:" "Alright, I gotta report you." "What's your medallion number?" " My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!"" "Man:" "What?" "Get out of the cab!" " Get out of the cab!" " Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?" " Now, that you can do." " Alright!" " Ah..." "Chick Jr.?" "Duck Jr.?" "Don't hide from mama!" " You can open your eyes now." " Are we off the bridge?" " Yes." " Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?" " Yes, she jumped right back up." " Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!" " Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?" " Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!" " You should have thought of that before you got in!" " Toll-booth." " What?" "Toll-booth!" "Four bucks." "There are quarters in the glove compartment." " Hurry!" " Okay!" " Okay." " Damn, that window is clean." " We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this." " Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!" " Really?" "You got us a chick and a duck?" " Oh, great!" "Just what you want for a new house with infants." "Bird feces." " Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!" " Oh, don't worry, we'll find them." " Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins." " Alright." " Oh God!" "What did I just step on?" " It's okay, it's just an egg roll." " Oh.." " You stepped on my egg roll?" " I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor." " Just put it on a plate and leave." " Okay, let's find these birds." " Wait, wait." "Do you hear that?" " Oh!" "They're in the table!" " Well, that can't be good!" " We gotta get them out of there!" " How?" " Oh, oh!" "Maybe we can lure them out." "You know any birdcalls?" " Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman." " Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little." " Joey, wait!" "The ball!" " Oh!" " Oh God!" "So what do we do?" " I don't know." "Maybe we can open this up somehow." " No..." "It's all glued together." " Does that mean we have to bust it open?" " I don't know." "Maybe." " Oh my God!" " I know!" "It's.." "It's the foosball table." " All right, you know what?" "We don't have a choice." "It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part." ""Those are our men in there, we have to get them out!" "Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life my time-machine."" " Did that movie ever get made?" " It did not." " Ross, where are you going?" " To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?" " What?" "What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate?" "Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?" " Not since my cop-show got cancelled." " You have to get a ticket to get past security." " What?" "We're never gonna make it!" " Not with that attitude!" "Now, haul ass!" " Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great." "Madame, your passport please?" " Oh my God!" "I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!" "Your boarding pass, please." " Oh." " Oh, shoot." "I had it." "Oh," "I can't believe this." "Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass..." " I have it, I have it, I have it." "Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size." "Madame, you must have your boarding pass.." " Okay, fine!" "But you know what?" "If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem." " Hey, I need a ticket." " Just one?" "I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?" " Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets." " We're on our honeymoon." "And the destination?" " I don't care." "Whatever is the cheapest." " I'm so lucky I married you." " Oh!" "Shoot!" "Damn it!" "Where is it?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I found it!" "I found it!" " Hah!" "I found it!" "I told you I would find it!" "In your face!" "You're a different person." " Okay, flight 421 to Paris." "I don't see it, do you see it?" " No, did we miss it?" " No, no, no." "That's impossible." "It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes." " Maybe we have the flight-number wrong." "God." " Hello." " Hey, it's me." "Here's Ross." " What?" "Hey, hey, listen.." " Oh my God!" "Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making." "Listen." " Monica?" "Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?" " Oh, I'm sorry." "Shoot, they were doing it before." " That's alright." "Listen, listen." " Oh, wait, wait, wait!" "Here they go again." " Monica?" "Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?" " Isn't that cute?" " That is precious!" "Listen!" "I need Rachel's flight information." " Oh, okay." "Alright, it's flight 421." "Leaves at 8:40." " Yes, that's what I have." "It's not on the board." " That's what it says here." "Flight 421, leaves at 8:40," "Newark airport." " What?" " Newark airport." "Why, where are you?" " JFK." "Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there." " And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids." " Okay." "Here goes." " What's the matter?" " I need to say goodbye to the table first." " I understand." " Okay." "Table, you have given us so many great times." "And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel..." "All of you guys." "What can I say?" "You guys make us look good." "You wanna say anything?" " I don't know." "Except that, for one last time..." "Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game." " Okay, here we go." "I can't do it." " Well, I can't do it either." " Hey!" "Did you find them?" " Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!" " We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!" " Oh, well sure." "This gotta be so hard." "I'll do it." "Gimme!" " Phoebe!" "Wow!" "No, no, no!" " Well, I've never gone this fast before." " Phoebe, forget it, okay?" "Newark is - is like an hour away." "...There's no way we're gonna make it in time." " She's got her cell, you could call her." " I am not doing this over the phone." " You don't have any other choice!" " Hello?" " Rachel?" "Oh, good." "Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?" " Yeah." " (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport." " Yay." " Uh, Rach, hang on." " Phoebe?" "Is everything okay?" " Uhm, actually no." "No, you've..." "You have to get off the plane." " What?" "Why?" " I have this feeling that something's wrong with it." "... Something is wrong with the left Philange." " Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane." " Alright, look, I have to go." "I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris." "Uhm, what was that?" " Oh, that was just my crazy friend." "She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange." "Okay, that doesn't sound good." " I wouldn't worry about it." "She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what?" "She's almost never right." "But she is sometimes." " Well..." " Wait, what are you doing?" "Well, I can't take this plane now." "Excuse me, sir, where are you going?" "I have to get off this plane, okay?" "Her friend has a feeling.." "...something's wrong with the left Philange." " Could I get some peanuts?" "What's wrong with the plane?" "There's nothing wrong with the plane." "Yeah!" "The left Philange!" "There is no Philange!" " Oh my God." "This plane doesn't even have a Philange!" " I'm not flying on it!" " Ma'am, please sit down!" " What's going on?" " We're all getting off." "There is no Philange!" " This is ridiculous!" "I..." " Yeah, okay." " Alright." "My job here is done." " That was..." "Impressive." " Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!" " Yeah, they were just slowing me down." "Alright, I have to get back to the babies." "I'll see you girls later." " Sorry about the table, man." " Yeah." " You gonna buy a new one?" " Probably not." "...Nah." "I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go." " Well, at least we got these little guys out." " Yeah." " Aww, we were worried about you!" "...Hm." "I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?" " I'm gonna miss these little guys." "It was nice having birds around again." " Hey, you know what?" "Maybe we should keep them here with you." " What?" " Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now." "And, plus, here they'd have their own room." " I could get a goose!" " You know, I" " I think you're set with the poultry." " Thanks man." "Did you hear that, you guys?" "You're gonna get to stay here!" "And, and it's good, you know, 'cause," "'cause now you have a reason to come visit." " I think there may be another reason." "So... awkward hug or.." "...lame cool guy handshake?" " Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah." " Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine." " And you fixed the Philange?" " Yes, the Philange is fixed." "As a matter of fact we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case." " Where is she?" " I don't see her." " Rachel!" "Rachel Green!" " There she is!" " Rachel!" "Rachel!" " Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?" " No, no, I just have to talk to someone." " I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass." " No, no, no, but..." " RACHEL!" " Oh my God..." "What.." "What are you guys doing here?" " Okay, you're on." " What?" "What?" "Ross, you're scaring me." "What's going on?" " Okay, the thing is.." " Yeah?" " Don't go." " What?" " Please, please stay with me." "I am so in love with you." "Please, don't go." " Oh my God." " I know, I know." "I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.." "...That was stupid, okay?" "I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now." "... I love you." "Do not get on this plane." " Miss?" "Are you boarding the plane?" " Hey, hey." "I know you love me." "... I know you do." " Miss?" " I" " I have to get on the plane." " No, you don't." " Yes, I do." " No, you don't." " They're waiting for me, Ross." "I can't do this right now, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " Rachel?" " I'm so sorry." " I really thought she'd stay." " I'm sorry." " Well, that's it." "Everything's packed." " Wow, this is weird." " I know." " Yeah." "Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?" " I put three lasagnas in your freezer." " I love you!" " Hey!" " So did you guys make it in time?" " Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway." " Where's Ross?" " He went home." "He didn't want to see anybody." " Ross, hi." "It's me. .." "..I just got back on the plane." "And I just feel awful That is so not how I wanted things to end with us It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things..." "And..." "And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't." "I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too Because of course I do." "... I love you I love you I love you..." "What am I doing?" "I love you!" "Oh, I've gotta see you." "I've gotta get off this plane." " Oh my God!" " Excuse me?" " Miss?" "Please, sit down!" " I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, .....okay?" "I need to tell someone that I love love them." " Miss, I can't let you off the plane." " Let her off the plane!" " I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat." " Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!" " Try to understand!" " Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off..." " No!" "No!" "Oh my God." "Did she get off the plane?" "Did she get off the plane?" " I got off the plane." " You got off the plane." " I do love you." " I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again." " Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay?" "No more messing around." "I don't wanna mess this up again." " Me neither, okay?" "We are - we're done being stupid." " Okay." "You and me, alright?" "This is it." " This is it." "... Unless we're on a break." " Don't make jokes now." " Okay, please be careful with that." "It was my grandmother's." "Be careful." " If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing." "Wow" " I know It seems smaller somehow." " Has it always been purple?" " Look around, you guys This was your first home And it was a happy place .filled with love and laughter..." ".. But more important.." ".. because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!" " Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?" " Oh, yeah, that's true." " Uh, I haven't." " Wait a minute." "What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma," "And you tried to make it as a dancer?" " Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?" " Oh, honey, I forgot." "I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys." " Oh, okay." " So, I guess this is it." " Yeah." "I guess so." " This is harder than I thought it would be." " Oh, it's gonna be okay." " Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?" " We got some time." " Okay, should we get some coffee?" " Sure." "Where?" "THE END"

"Based on the Autobiography of Shlomo Kfir" ""Charlie Is Already Clean"" ""White Night"" "A film by Arnon Zadok" "Produced by Cinema Creations Ltd." "With Shalom Shmuelov and Sharon Alexander" "Guest appearances by Liora Rivlin, Arnon Zadok" "Open your mouth." "Stick out your tongue." "Lift your tongue." "What's going on, Shimon?" "The guy brought an accordion." "I don't know what to do with it." "Send it to the lab and then to logistics." "Give him a note." "Fine." "Okay." "How are you?" " Like shit." "Why shit?" "Come here." "Come here." "Come closer." "Come, close, close." "You stink." " I know." "What's your name?" " Yonatan." "Yonatan is a nice name." "Produced and directed by Arnon Zadok" "Now add a little thyme." "A little more basil and pieces of garlic." "Do you like hot spices?" " Me?" "No." "Not too much garlic." "Are you hungry?" " Very." "Do you have an objection to bolognaise?" "Do you like spaghetti?" "Are you kidding?" "Do you like Riesling white wine?" " Sure." "You know, Yonatan, when I look at a person," "I want to see who he is, what he is, where he's from." "If he's even suited to be here." " Well, I'm not supposed to be here." "Really." "I'm not supposed to do time here." "It's all been a mistake." "I know." " No." "I was framed." "Really." "This is one big mistake." " I'm telling you that you look like a nice student, borderline sweet." "You really don't fit in here, but you certainly do smell." "Go take a shower." "Okay." "Here." "Have some shorts." "See if these fit you." "Put them on." "An exact fit." "Exact." "Do you have any shampoo?" " Yes." " Very good." "Go take a shower and when you return, you'll have a seven star meal." "Take this." " Thanks." "Don't you mind that I'm eating with you?" " Just the opposite." "I want you to feel comfortable with me." "I want to get close to you." "To know things about you." "To get to know you very well, if you don't mind." "Go." "Go on." "May I?" "Who let you?" "I asked if this bed was free." "If I may." "What's your name?" " Shlomo." "So may I?" "What are you in for, Shlomo?" "He looks like a fraud." " What are you in for, Shlomo?" "Attempted murder." "May I?" "According to our tradition, Shlomo, when a new guy comes, on the first week, he cleans." "On the second week he does the dishes." "On the third week..." "Good luck, Shlomo." "Yonatan." " What?" "Do you feel like I do?" " Like what?" "Like..." "Come into my office for a minute." "I haven't finished eating yet." " That's okay." "That's okay." "You shouldn't get that heavy feeling." "Later, if you get hungry, we'll make you another serving." "Come." "Sit down." "Don't worry." "I want to know if you..." "If you feel like I do." "For instance..." "I feel that I want to get closer to you." "To know you much better." "Do you feel the same about me?" "I don't know you." " That's true." "Well, I want you to know that I am a weak person." "Do you understand?" "And..." "I would like to have, although I don't have, the peace of mind, the quiet, the calmness, the relaxed feeling that comes from the love that you could give me." "Do you understand what I mean?" " I hope not." "Why?" "Would it bother you if I told you that I want to sleep with you?" "But I would like it to be gentle." "That it would be out of love." "Not... not out of force." "Do you understand what I mean?" "That disgusts me." " What?" "I mean, not you." "You don't disgust me." "I mean..." "I never did something like that." "You've never been in prison?" " I told you that I haven't." "I'm not guilty." "You never were?" " No." "Well, now you are." "You see?" "The first time, it's painful." "The second time, you're used to it." "By the third time, you even start to like it." "By the fourth time, you can't live without it." "Listen." "I just got to jail." "Really." "Give me a few days to get used to things." "I can't." "Look at me." "Look." "My whole body is shaking." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "Stay calm." "Warden!" " No." "Why?" "That isn't nice." "That's really not nice." "There's no one here." "It's just you and me." "I want this to be nice." "I want it to be gentle." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "It will be gentle." "You'll like it." "Sway your back a little." "Just give." "Sh..." "Open up to me." "Be calm." "Quiet." "Just let it stretch." "It will widen." "Don't worry." "I told you." "Stay calm." "Open up to me." "Move." "Go to the end." "Get out of here." "Get out of here!" "What's going on, honey?" "Give me a kiss." "I know what you need, honey." "Believe me." "I know." "I don't." "That's what I wanted to tell you, Charlie." "I'm not coming any more." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "We're moving to Tel Aviv." "That's good." "It's very good." "For the girl." "You'll be near family." "It will be very good." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "I have to go." "Wait." "Wait a minute." "The visit isn't over yet." "Wait a minute." "Give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss." "You still keep coming." "Don't disappear on me, now." "What will be?" " Tomorrow, I'll have a visitor." "You'll get some." "What tomorrow?" " Tomorrow you'll have a visit." "You'll get it." "You said tomorrow three days ago." "Yesterday was the tomorrow of three days ago." "Tomorrow is two days after three days ago." "So what's tomorrow?" "After tomorrow, there won't be the day after." "Give it to him." "Udi, bring him here." "Udi." "Udi." "Go to the end." "I'm before you." "Do I know you from some place?" "Answer me." "Do I know you?" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Stand up!" "Take him away from here." "Let him cool down in the freezer!" "Keep giving it out." "Keep going!" "I read your file, Shlomo." "Pretty impressive." "Really." "Can you get me out of this nest of junkies?" "I can." "Warden." "You probably read that I'm not really part of these people." "I know." " A parking violation." "You're only here by chance." " I went crazy, okay?" "I made a mistake." "I'm paying for it." "But what did I want, anyway?" "What did I want?" " What?" " It's hell over there." "What did you want?" " What did I want?" "Yes." " What did I want?" "Quiet." "Do you understand?" " You attacked a prisoner." "I attacked a prisoner?" " That's the case." "I attacked a prisoner?" "Do I look like a guy who attacks?" "I haven't eaten for two days." "I'm not a criminal." " I know." "Shlomo, what would you say if I added you to my team?" "You can't get me out, can you?" " I can." "Do you want me to help you?" " What?" " Think about it." "I'm new here." " No one will know." "I want you to get me out of there." "Think about it." "Warden!" " Intelligence officer to the administrator's office." "Do you need something, meanwhile?" "Need anything?" "An accordion." " What?" "An accordion." "I put it in storage." "If it's possible, in any way..." "We'll think about it." "If they ask you about the file, you don't know anything." "I'll get back at you." "Do you hear?" "Do you hear?" "You were hungry this morning." " What?" "Did they open a file on you?" "Hey, can I ask you a question?" "What's your name?" "Charles." " Nice to meet you." "Shlomo." "They opened a file on you." "I don't know." " You don't know?" "You don't know?" "That's good." "It's good not to know." "Do you want a smoke?" " No." "I don't know where they brought this one from." "Walks around, talks, and takes a deep breath." "Sit down!" "Thank you very much." "Talk." "What are you in for?" " Why am I here?" "A threat." "Attack." "Using explosives in a civilian area." "Arson." " Are you from the Hamas?" "Who did you bomb?" " My wife." "I gave her everything, yeah?" "What didn't I give her?" "I gave her trips abroad." "I gave her cars." "I gave her weekends." "I gave her my heart." "But no matter what you give her, no matter what, the snake will come." " The snake?" "What about him?" "I come back." "I have a replacement." "A replacement!" "I don't want to have anything to do with her anymore." "Nothing at all." "But I want to split up." "I want to say goodbye nicely, and I'll go, but the problem is that I'm not allowed to be there." "It's my house, isn't it?" "It's my house, but I'm not allowed to be there." "And I show up..." "And she opens the door for me... and she says, "Come in, honey." "Come in."" "So I go in, and my mind starts racing." "And boom." "Here I am." "You killed her." "I never lifted a hand against a woman, Charles." "What are you doing here?" " Sitting on my ass." "I don't like the looks of you, Shlomo." "Not at all." "Now get up and lie down in bed." "Move around as little as possible." "I suggest that you get up." "Try not to make mistakes." "Anything else?" " No, thanks." "What's going on?" " Leave us alone." "Aren't you going home?" " No." "No where to go." "Come sit down." "There's word of dynamite in this block." "Where?" " In Charlie's cell." "Not now." "It's not for immediate use." "I don't want to burn an informant." "Let's sleep on it tonight." "Tomorrow, we'll deal with it." "Anything else?" " No." "Aren't you going home?" " I'll be here." "What about the wife?" "Will you get back together?" " Maybe." "Let's have a good night, okay?" " Hope so." "Everybody up!" "Everybody up!" "Up!" "Up!" "Off your beds." "Charlie, I see you." "Get up!" "What do you mean, "What's going on?" Move your ass!" "Come on." "Faster!" "Come on!" "I don't know what happened." "Move your ass!" "They're conducting a search." "Come on." "Face forward." "Come one!" "Whose is this?" "Who does this belong to, can I know?" "Huh?" "Charlie?" "Okay." "Solitary confinement." "Put on your shoes and get to solitary confinement." "Go on!" "Are these explosives yours?" "Explosives." "Don't do it again." "Ever." "Don't ever do it." "You'd better shut up." "How did he know to come to us, huh, Shlomo?" "Tell me, did I do anything to you, Charlie, so you talk to me like that?" "Shut up!" " Did I do anything to you?" "Shut up, I said!" "You'll speak when I tell you to speak." "Till then, act like a fish." "What did you say to him?" "What did you tell the intelligence officer?" "He came to visit me." " I asked you what you told him." "I didn't tell him anything." "You said something." "He said something." "You didn't just sit there silent, did you?" "Charlie, based on what you're saying I see you think I caused..." "Shut up." "Don't base anything and don't curse!" "I asked you something." "Tell me, Charlie." "Do I look like an idiot to you?" "Where do you think I come from?" " Go." "I'm telling you that you and me, we're on the same side." "My dad wasn't on my side." "You'll be on my side?" "You gave me the drugs." "You knew that I wouldn't give it away." "Based on what?" "Based on the knowledge of your throat." "Tell me." "What did you do?" "Do you know what you did?" " What happened?" "I just want to understand what do you have against me?" "I don't get it." "You burned my informant." " It couldn't be avoided." "What are you talking about?" "Tell me." "What's the logic in that?" "You talked." " But we that it would be done properly." "You said that." "Not me." "You said that." "I decided otherwise." "You advise." "I decide." "One strand of the warden's hair." "One strand of your nice hair." "That's serious." "And dynamite?" "How are things at home?" "Starting to settle down?" "What's going on?" "What are you talking about?" "What?" "You know, all that trust..." "Do you know what they'll do to him now?" "Better his mother cries than yours." "Habib." " Habib?" " Yes." "Take this." " I'm not hungry." "You're okay, Shlomo." "Take this." "Eat." "Eat, Shlomo, eat." "What are you in for?" "It's hard to tell me, huh?" "It's hard." "You don't ask questions like that, Shlomo." "There are rules." "You'd better learn them." "Fast." "In here, a guy goes to sleep." "He ties his left leg, because his right leg doesn't believe him." "Have you ever eaten fish on a plate?" " Yes." "How do you think the fish got on my plate?" "He opened his mouth?" "You know, huh?" "My appetite's gone." "Habib." "Be ready." " What's going to happen now?" "They're going to interrogate them, one by one." "Even if they ask you what time it is, you don't know." "What about you?" " Me?" "They like me to be last." "They came to get you." "Charlie, come." "Come on." "Get moving." "What time is it?" " I don't know." " Nice." "How are you, Shlomo?" "How's it going?" "Is everything okay?" " Yes." "About moving you to another block." "I spoke with a few people." "It went all right." "You'll be moved." "How does he look to you, Charlie?" "A little disturbed?" "Angry?" "Talk." "I'm listening." "If you want to switch blocks, talk." "I want to help Charlie get clean." " What?" "Get clean of what?" "What do you want him to clean up from?" "Crime?" "Drugs?" "What?" " Yes." "Yes, what?" "Do you want to die, huh?" "Don't you understand?" "One word from that guy to the prison warden, and you're dead." "One word from him." "You're not normal." "He's a criminal." "Books have been written about him." "40 something criminal files." "That guy smokes you for breakfast before he has his cereal." "Think about it." "I want to help him get clean." "Let me eat my cereal." "Eat." "Come here a second." " Wait." "Come here a second." "I want to tell him something." "Come here." "Take another line." "Listen, chump." "Next week, you have a free day." "Go to the marketplace, by my brother's stall, okay?" "They'll fix you up..." "Mark him." "What did I do?" "What did I do?" "It wasn't me." "It wasn't me." "What did I do?" "What did I do?" "What did I do?" "What happened?" "19-195." "Requesting backup immediately at 01." "Close all doors!" "Close all doors!" "Who did that to you?" " Who did what to me?" "That." "Who did that to you?" "Which room?" "I don't know." "I fell." " So you fell?" "Inmates of block 9-11, till further notice, no visitors, no telephone calls, no canteen." "The block is sealed." "The block is sealed." "Now's it's dry." "Take double." "Warden!" "Warden!" "Magic touch." "Magic fingers." " Give this to cell 9." "Yonatan, go down to the temples." "The temples." "Sing with me..." "Is there something?" "Is there?" "Good morning." "Head count." "Morning." " You have regards." "What's with him?" " He's sick." "He's sick." "Get it out." "Get it out." "You're not even trying." "Get it out!" "Try!" "Get it out!" "You're not even trying." "Get it out!" "Get it out!" "Wow, this is what you owe." "This is what I'm taking." "Huh?" "Good going." "Thanks." "Fucking noise." "That's what it is." " Leave him alone." "It's actually nice music." "What's that?" "What's that, Shlomo?" "Ray Charles." " Charles." "Great music." "Come here, Uri." "Take this." "You should have this." "Hold it." "Hold it." "It'll be a nice picture." "Let it rip." "That picture reminds me of that movie." "The one... with that actor." "The one who looks like..." "the guy serving time in Beer Sheba." "Alfassi?" " No, not Alfassi." "Muchin?" " No, a famous actor." "The movie that has the scene with the mafia." "There's a pile of crystal on the table..." "Cocaine." "Huh?" "He has this pile and then he sticks his head in it." "Pacino?" " Pacino!" "Pacino!" "You're a sharp one." "I like you." "So yeah, he puts the..." "Light it up a second." "So there's that scene at the end of the movie where he's sitting at the table and he... and he put his head..." "He puts his head into the pile," "and bangs it like this." "Oh, what a dream." "What a dream." "Then he goes out to the porch and there are 300 cops over there." "And he doesn't care." "The cops come and..." "He doesn't care." "He doesn't see anyone." "Dead." "Pacino." " Pacino." "The scum of the earth." "A king?" "Adevil." "I'd sentence him to a life of hard labor." "What's with you?" "Acting like you're above us all?" "You blow up women." " I never lifted a hand against a woman, Charlie." "Cut it out." "We've heard that crap already." ""I never lifted a hand and never..."" "Okay, I'm guilty." "I'm scum." "But I pay for it every day." "And what about you?" "Aren't you guilty for being a junkie maniac?" "Just a junkie maniac, but he's not guilty?" "Huh?" "What did you say?" "Forget it." "I didn't mean anything." "Get out." "Listen Charlie." "I didn't mean what you thought..." "Come here." "Do you want to die?" "Say you're sorry." "I'm sorry." "Say it so I'll believe it." " Charlie, I apologize." "I didn't mean it." "Get on your knees and say, "I apologize."" "Say, "I apologize."" " Listen, Charlie." "About what I said..." " No, no, no, no." "Lower." "Lower down." "Get down low and say "I apologize."" "And loud." " I apologize." "Louder." " I apologize." "That's not loud." " Charlie, I apologize." " Louder." "Louder!" "Do you know what loud is?" " I apologize!" "You didn't understand that I didn't mean it." "I mean a maniac on a psychological level." "Do you understand?" "In a clinical sense." "I didn't mean to curse you out at all." "Do you understand?" "Get out of here." "Do you forgive me?" "Nothing to forgive." "Move!" "Shlomo?" "Shlomo, get up." "Get up." "Get up, Shlomo." "Open your eyes." "Open your eyes." "Do you hear me?" "Listen, I had a dream." "Do you hear me?" "Wake up for a minute!" "I'm talking to you." "Yeah?" " I dreamt that someone came here on a big motorcycle, took my mother's head, just the head, and put it on the motorcycle and drove away." " In the morning..." "In the morning?" "I had the dream now." "Get up." "I'm talking to you." "Are you listening?" "I run after him." "I run and run and run, with all my strength, and I want to see who this guy is." "I want to see his face." "Did you fall asleep?" "Get up." "What could it mean?" "You know, Charlie, the dream is a symbol of your subconscious." "It's symbolic." "Don't you see?" " Yes, but I didn't do anything." "I ran after him." "I wanted to catch him, turn his head around and see who the guy is." "I don't know." "I woke up soaking wet." "Come, Charles, come." "Try and get some sleep." "Do you know how long it's been since I've dreamt?" " A good sign." "Lie down." "Charlie, do you want to look the rider in the eyes?" "What?" "Look, Charlie." "I want to help you get clean." "If you want to get cleaned up, I'll help you." "Do you want to get cleaned up?" "You want to, but you're scared to stop him, turn his head around, look a him, talk to him, put it all together." "Do you want to?" "How is that connected?" "I'm telling you a dream." "Do you want to?" "I don't know." "In the morning." "Hi, honey." "Meet Shlomo." "Give me a kiss." "And one more." "Do you know who Shlomo is?" "Do you know who his father is?" "Mapam. (Political party) Ever heard of Mapam?" "That's his father." "Soldier, university." " Conservatorium." "Plays... the accordion." "Sing her something, Shlomo." "Sing to her." "Sing her something classic." "Sing to her." "No, not that." "I'm going to get cleaned up." "Do you hear that, honey?" "You know what this guy explained to me?" "We have a plan for rehab." "Shlomo sat and wrote a plan." "A plan." "You're going to kick the habit?" "And Shlomo wrote the plan." "Are you part of the staff?" " What?" "No, not a staff member." "He serves time with me." "In my cell." "Income tax." " Why are you talking like that?" "Shlomo..." "Explain it to her..." "The plan." "Explain it to her." "So she knows I want to kick the habit." "Come on." "Say something." "Look, Niza." "Charlie decided to get cleaned up." "He suffered enough." "He ruined a lot of lives." "Now, with my help, and with his own help, he decided to end his abuse of people close to him." "So what do you have to say?" "You'll bring me some on Thursday, huh?" "No, it's not..." "It doesn't work like that." "You have to take it slowly." "It's not from today till tomorrow." "It's according to the plan." "Charlie." " What?" "I told you if you want me to come visit you, then without drugs." " Shlomo, why did I bring you here?" "Why did I bring you?" "Talk to her." "You didn't explain anything." "Calm down." " Calm down?" "Talk to her." "Charlie, just a minute." "You come here with a cardinal decision." "You can't expect her to understand..." " I can't take this!" "Enough!" "You started talking!" "Talk to her!" "Talk to her!" "Charlie." " What, Charlie?" "Why are you talking to me?" "Talk to her." "Talk to her." "What do you mean..." "Niza, get it for me." "Don't you see how bad off I am?" "Who else would I ask, huh?" "Wait a minute, Niza." " What do you want?" "Wait a minute, Niza." "I want to talk to you." " Leave me alone." "He loves you, Niza." "He loves you." " He loves me?" "He's crazy over you." "Do you see me?" "Look." "What do you see?" "A shadow of a person." "I have to take care of myself." "Do you understand?" "Take care." "I am a responsible person." " You love him, don't you?" "I hate him." "He's a monster." "What hasn't he destroyed?" "Everything." "An entire family." "And now I have to bring him drugs?" "Me?" "Do you understand?" "What if they catch me?" "Does he even know me?" "Is there anything to know?" "He needs you." " But I don't need him." "Let him choke to death." "Slowly." "Should I get you some from the bald guy?" "I'll die before buying anything from that rat." "Go to sleep." "You have to keep your soul composed, Charlie." "Take this." "Afternoon head count begins." "Afternoon head count begins." "Stop all movement." "Conduct the count and report data..." "Afternoon head count begins." "Shlomo." " What?" "Come here a second." " What do you want?" "Have you ever been at the zoo, Shlomo?" " What?" "Did you ever go to the zoo?" " Of course I did." "In Jerusalem?" "You go in and there's this tiger." "But it's one hell of a tiger." "Now, he looks me in the eyes and I look at him." "And I can tell he sees me as a steak." "A tiger and a snake." "A snake." "A20 foot snake." "Do you know what 20 feet are?" "It wraps up 5 or6 people, chokes them." "Kills them." "But what isn't there?" "Huh?" "Do you know what there isn't?" "There isn't an animal who knows how to cry." "It's written in the guidebook." "They forgot that animal here." "Here, put your hand in my pocket." "There's something there." "Put it in." "Go on." "What do you want me to do with it?" "Whatever you want." "My head." "Good morning." "Everybody out for head count." "Come on." "Get up." "Shlomo, get going." "Get going." "Come on." "Get up." "Faster." "Good morning." " Good morning." "What do you want?" "What do you want." "Head count." "What do you want." "Get up." "Come on." "Come on!" "Wake him up." "He's in withdrawal." " You females!" "Pick him up!" "We're telling you that he's in withdrawal." " Who are you?" "Now, it's time to stand." "Prayer time." "You don't stand, it's mourning time." "Move!" "Get a move on!" "Good morning." "Get up!" "Charlie, are you deaf?" "Are you deaf, Charlie?" "Get up!" "Come on." "Off the bed!" " What are you doing?" "Are you messing with me?" "Kadosh." "Get moving." "Get moving!" "Cereal, Shlomo." "Cereal." "You're drowning." "Can you stop talking to me like that?" " You just..." "Where are you going?" "You just attacked Eli the Great." "Get it?" "You're a goner." "Take this." "It's Charlie's." "Use it as you see fit." "One idiot and another idiot." "You can open a file on me for trading, for possession." "Charlie's coming clean." "Now you have to choose." "I made my choice." "Give him a chance." "He's in withdrawal now." "We need you." "Get in the corner!" "Forget it." "You owe me." "Shlomo, do you know how to play backgammon?" "You'll be the whites." "I'll be the blacks." "Here." "Throw your dice." "Don't play with fate, Shlomo." "Don't play." "If you play with the blacks, I'll have to use the whites." "Leave Charlie alone." "Go on!" "Go!" "Rose, please meet Shlomo and Charlie." "Do you need me?" " Not really." "Okay." "Enjoy." "Are you Shlomo?" "You look like an upright guy." "What are you doing with a crook like him?" "Charlie and I managed to do the impossible." "At what age did you start using?" "At what age did you start using?" " I think 16 or 17." "At what age did you start using?" " I told you." "At 16." "You shut up!" "Did I ask you?" "Did you ask me?" " The intelligence officer said to ask..." " You shut up." "I asked him." "At what age did you start using?" "She asked you, Charlie." "I don't know." "Did you ever attempt suicide?" "I don't understand." "What..." "Why did you bring me here, Shlomo?" "Why?" "I told you that I'm in no position to start digging up what was and all that." "I want to turn over a new leaf." "So what's with all these questions?" " Did you ever attempt suicide?" "As far as I know, Rose, he didn't." "You shut up!" "Get out." "Get out." "Get out." "No, don't go, Shlomo." "You talk too much." "Get out." "Don't go." " Lf you want, you can go together with him." "I'm not holding anybody here by force." "I'm not going home." "I'm right by the door." "Did you ever attempt suicide?" "Yes or no." "Either you answer, or you go back to your cell." "Immediately." "I don't understand what all the..." "I want to start fresh and..." "Answer me." "Yes or no." "Pick yourself up and leave." "Go on." "Get out!" "But I want you to help me." " So answer me." "Have you ever attempted suicide?" " No." "How many siblings do you have?" " Seven." "Which one are you?" " Third from the top, fourth from the bottom." "Any family violence?" "Beatings?" "Rape?" "Did anyone try to rape you when you were a child?" "I don't understand." "What's this crap about?" "What with these questions?" "I don't understand." "Where's Shlomo?" "Shlomo?" "Come here!" "I didn't invite you here, right?" "Do I owe you anything?" "Does anyone owe you anything?" " No, but it's your job, too." "My job?" "You aren't the only person here with a lot of baggage, right?" "There are loads of people." "What are you so scared of?" "What do I have to be scared of?" " I don't know." "Maybe you don't have any problems." "Great." "So why are you scared?" "You scare me." "What do I have to be afraid of?" "Clouds." " Yes." " Yes." "Grey ones." "Like by the ocean." "Like when you throw a stone on the water and it skips, plop, plop and then... disappears." "That's me." "A stone..." "in the clouds." "I'm waiting for you." "I want you to come." "When can I come?" " What if he doesn't want to come?" "Did I ask you?" "I asked him." "I want you to come." "What happened?" "Please." "How are you, Shlomo?" " Good." "How do you feel?" " Good." "Anything hurt?" " No." "The intelligence officer was here earlier." "He said that soon, you and I are moving to Nes Block." "Who did that to you?" "Did you see him?" "Stop it, Charlie." "Forget it." "It's nothing." "At least we're going to Nes." "Visitation, open block till 11." "Unlimited phone calls." "Right?" " Hang in there." "Shlomo." "Have some sweets." "What, Charlie?" " There's no moon." "Come." "Read." "Read." "Swallow." "Swallow." "Yonatan, massage me." "Come." " I'm coming." "Yonatan!" "Ah..." "Magic touch." "You have magic fingers." "All inmates in the yard are asked to go back to their blocks." "All inmates in the yard are asked to go back to their blocks." "Take him!" "Go on!" "Take him, too." "Get in there!" "Go!" " Leave me alone!" "Let my hand go!" "Stop it!" "Intelligence officer, please." " Tracks lead to Baroma." "We found traces of lime and sulfur by his bed and he's probably responsible for the bomb." " The act." " The bomb." "Is that all?" " Unfortunately, Yonatan, the prime witness, is in shock." "He's locked up in the closed ward." "Baroma, we know him." "He's..." "A tough nut to crack." " Yes." "Anything else, Danino?" " Yes." "We're talking about one severely wounded here at home." "According to all the signs, I'm sure." "I don't care who actually did it." "The initiator was Charlie." " What is that based upon?" "My gut." "Just say things, man, based on what?" "Your gut." "With all due respect, it's not his job." "Ever heard of a gut feeling?" "Ever heard of that?" "I don't deal with gut feelings." "I deal with real facts." "Till now, we have Baroma, and we have Charlie, who's been clean for two months." "What are you talking about?" "What?" "What happened?" "What?" " I want to recommend Charlie for transfer to Nes Block." "What transfer?" "No such miracle for him!" "Why?" "Charlie is a dangerous junkie." "He's a criminal." "What are we talking about here?" "I want to understand." "What do you know about Charlie?" "What do you know about people?" "Sorry, it can't happen." "No." "Can a negro change his color?" "Can he?" "Can a crooked tree straighten itself?" "Huh?" "Can it?" "I can never be a ten year old boy again." "Charlie, is a junkie." "That's true." "But Charlie is also clean." "He's filthy." "Like every one of us." "Charlie is drug-free." "If we let a person like him, and I recommend giving him a chance, pull lots of other people to correct their ways in this facility, where everybody works and lives, and will all due respect to the officer and his suspicions," "give Charlie a chance and we won't regret it." "A chance for Charlie is a chance for all of us." "Anything else, Danino?" " No." "Thank you very much." "Leave us alone." "Do you really believe what you said?" " I don't believe it, but yes." "I'm glad." "How are you?" "Lost." "There's no chance she'll come back to me." "So you're alone now?" "Why did he do it?" "One word from me and he's a goner." "Charlie?" " Yes." "Everybody needs an angel." "Hello, everyone." "From today, I'm the new security officer." "I don't care what happened with the previous officer, Danino." "From now on, I want discipline and order, of course." "Any questions?" "Inmate Edri." "Today you have a visit from your daughter." "Great!" " An open visit." "Shlomo and Charlie, pack up your stuff." "Tomorrow, you're transferring to the Nes Block." "Great!" "Been smoking, Charlie?" "Smoking?" " What kind of smoking?" "You never stop." "Were you ever in the army, Charlie?" "You never stop walking, you know?" "See?" "Now, we're walking in the desert, right?" "Tell me, what color is the sky?" " Black..." "White..." "Night?" "Night?" "Charlie, don't get me mad." "Get up!" "I love you, Shlomo." "Come, Charlie." "Come." "Let's keep walking." "I love you." "I'm a maniac, Shlomo." "I'm a maniac." "Let it out." "Let it out." "I love her." " Who?" " Her." "I love her." "I touched her in ways that are forbidden." "Who?" "Who?" " My daughter." "You touched your daughter?" "You touched your daughter?" "Warden!" "Get me out of here!" "Rose, can I talk to you for a minute?" " I'm busy right now." "It's very important." " I'm busy." "Get out." "Rose, I'm busy now, too, but I still want to talk to you." "Get out!" "Close the door!" "Rose." "Charlie crashed." "He's high as the sky." "Come in." "Sit down." "The intelligence office." "It's not so bad." "It happens." "Don't get upset." "You've come along way." "Rose." "Yes." "Charlie crashed." "He started using." " I'll take care of it." "Yes?" "Charlie, the chief is supposed to come." "Come in." "Did someone tell you to sit down?" "Are you clean, Charlie?" "Are you clean?" "Say yes." "Is it so hard for you to say yes?" "Yes." " I didn't hear you." "Say it louder." "Yes." " Yes." "I'm clean." "Say..." "I'm clean." "Can I sit down?" " Sit." "Do you think I'm an idiot?" "You're right." "But it was only one time." "You crashed, Charlie." "You're back to the block." " It was only once!" "I've been clean for three days since that one-time slip." "I didn't do it again." "You can test me right now." "It was only once." " You're going back to the block, Charlie." "Trust, Charlie." "Trust." "You betrayed my trust." "I'll never believe another word you say." "I don't believe a word I say, either." "Me neither." "I understand how weak I am when it comes to the drugs." "I wanted to die..." "To end this fucking life." "You know?" "I hurt everyone." "I hurt everyone who was close to me." "I was a maniac." "The people I loved the most, you know?" "So..." "I'm giving everything away, and I'm saying my goodbyes." "And one second before I finish myself off, what do I do?" "What..." "I don't want..." "I don't want all of this." "I want to be okay." "And suddenly..." "I have the strength to live." "I want to live." "So what's it going to be, Charlie?" " What's going to be?" "What can I say?" "I can't promise you anything." "But I know there's something I want more than anything in the world." "To piss a stream of clean piss, out on the open ground." "Two years later" "Hang in there, Shlomo." "Do you mind if I drive?" "Charlie has been clean for 9 years" "On March 1995, Shlomo was released from prison, after a reduction of one-third of his sentence, due to good behavior." ""White Night"" "Subtitle Production:" "Elrom Studios"

"Previously on Battlestar Galactica..." "The world is frakked." "It's upside down, and somebody's gotta turn it right side up." "Are you that man?" "I'm one of them." "Combat, Gaeta." "We've got civilians arming themselves down here." "Gaeta!" "Sergeant of the guards, get your marines in here!" "Nobody gets in or out!" " What the hell are you doing?" " Admiral Adama," "I am removing you from command of this ship." "Admiral, don't do this." "I'm damned if I'm going to let a guy like you run me off my own ship." "The colonel and I are going to make sure that the president's Raptor gets out of here safely." " No, Dad, you can't stay here..." " Admiral..." "I'm depending on you." "Make sure these animals don't dishonour this ship." "I'll see you soon." "Look out!" "Raptor just took off from an aft air lock." "Arm all weapons." "Engage the target and destroy." "Narcho, Galactica." "Hostile Raptor outbound." "Bearing 634, at two." "Order your flight to engage the target and destroy." "Roger, Galactica." "Well, well, well..." "It's the brig rat." "Admiral." "Galactica, Narcho." "Blind out of the sixth gate." "Breaking, go in zone five to pursue." "Red Viper two, Narcho the target's in your front yard, Hotdog." "Engage." "Narcho, Hotdog." "Tally, I got her." "Colonial Raptor, red Viper two." "Identify yourself immediately." "Repeat, identify." "Hotdog, dig the crap out of your ears." "Engage and destroy!" "Narcho, Hotdog." "Target in range." "Waiting for Raptor ID." "Damn it, Hotdog..." "Galactica, Narcho, coming around." "Bearing niner, three, four." "Still no joy." "Hotdog, Narcho." "Destroy the target or disengage." "I repeat, destroy the target or disengage." "Where's the..." "Where..." "This is President Laura Roslin aboard the Raptor, do not fire." "Gage, jam her transmission." "...escape from the mutineers that have taken over Galactica." "They're firing..." "Gage!" "Grabbed it, sir." "They're still on us." "Sit down, and hang on." " Hotdog, Narcho, target status report." " I don't know." "That was the president, she's on board the target." "We've got Adama and Tigh." "They were in the auxiliary air lock." "Put Tigh and Adama down with the Cylon prisoners." "Belay that." "Put Tigh with the Cylons." "Bring Adama up here now." "Understood." "Kareem, patch me through to red two." "Lieutenant Costanza, Galactica actual." "You were given an order, now follow it." "Hotdog, stop frakking thinking and shoot, godsdamnit." "Galactica, Narcho." "Tally, I have the target." "Manoeuvring in position." " Frak, Narcho!" " I'm in, I'm in." "They've got a missile lock on us." "Missiles missed the target." "The Raptor boarded the baseship." " Why are we under attack?" " Colonial Vipers are firing on our ship." "You're not under attack, they're firing at us." "What did you do?" " Their government has lost control." " Our government has not lost control." "Excuse me, how would you describe it, Madam President?" "Adama is a fugitive." "Gaeta has an army, and Zarek has control of Colonial One." " Adama is free." " The last time we saw Adama, he was cornered in an air lock with Colonel Tigh." "If you were forced to escape, Gaeta and Zarek must have substantial support." "They don't!" "In fact, we're here because a pilot refused to shoot us down, tell him." "Yes, but the other pilot had no qualms about shooting down the President of the Colonies." "If they're willing to do that." " It's not safe." "We have to jump." " No." " I have to agree." " But what about the Final Four?" "Tyrol, Anders, Tigh, they're still over there." "What about them?" "If you jump, you'll never see them again." "If you stay put, you give Adama a chance to save them." "Put your ship in the middle of the fleet." "Use the fleet for cover." "Give Adama some time." " But what if..." " No, Gaeta won't jeopardise the fleet." "He doesn't have the guts." "Come on, do it." "Welcome back." "I had a feeling you wouldn't be on that Raptor." "I care too much for this ship to let it be overrun by rats." "Right." "If only you cared as much about the people on it." "You have no frakkin' idea." "Well, then show me." "You want to save some lives?" "Get on the radio and call Roslin." "Tell her to come back and surrender." "No." "I'll ask you one more time, Admiral." "Admiral?" "Admiral." "You're the admiral, now." "So you call up Roslin." "And make her laugh." "All hands to battle stations." "Set Condition One." "Gun battery, stand by." "Target bearing..." "Sir, the baseship." "They're moving into the fleet." "They're hiding in the fleet." "Battle stations, stand down." "Marine launch, blue squadron..." "Have them quarantine the baseship." "Gage, spin up our FTL." "Alert the ship captain to do the same." "Kelly, prepare for Mr. Zarek's arrival." "Now you're going to shoot me, Mr. Gaeta?" ""...shall we save the kid?"" "And..." "And the attorney says, "Frak him."" "And..." "And the priest says, "Do we have time?"" "You're gross." "Damn it." "This is President Laura Roslin." "This is the president speaking..." "Hello?" "Hello!" "Gods damn it." "It's okay, he's going to feel better." "I wonder what Gaeta's gonna do." "In your case, cut off one of your frakkin' legs." "I have a net over the baseship, you know." "You didn't have to bring the whole Quorum with you." "You're insisting on the trial." "I'm insisting." "Then I want them where I can keep an eye on them." "Look, I know you want to do the right thing." "Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression that you did too." " I do." "But we need to move on." " We can't move on until people have answered for what they've done." "Which begins with Adama." "One world at a time, Tom." "I don't suppose anyone's gonna feed my dog." "The admiral is charged with treason, desertion, giving aid and comfort to the enemy, and gross dereliction of duty." "The punishment for these crimes is death by firing squad." "Well, I'm not a very good shot." "The admiral is entitled to a court-martial." "We need a lawyer to handle his defence." "They need a pimp." "Commander Gaeta will represent the people." "Commander Gaeta..." "Why are you doing this?" "For justice." "Justice..." "So, it'd be fair to assume that should I choose to pass on this field trip for justice," "Winkin' and Blinkin' over there will use me instead for target practice?" "Just get on with your job." "Fine." "Bring in the judges." "I will be serving as judge." "I see, so we've run out of ship's captains, then?" "Captains are too busy protecting their vessels from the Cylon baseship, Admiral Adama welcomed into their fleet." "Shove it up your ass." "I don't need a frakking lawyer." " You are charged with treason..." " By who?" " Desertion, giving comfort, aid to the enemy." " This is a joke." " And you will answer for these crimes!" " "Aid and comfort"?" "Oh, yeah." "I did bathe and wash them..." "Made their meals." "I love the enemy." "Could I have a few minutes with Mr. Adama just to impress upon him the gravity of these charges?" "Please?" "You want him to understand, I know you do." "Make it quick." "This is the president." "This is Laura Ros..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "We don't even have the protection of the fleet." "They've scattered." "And the Viper patrols, they've gotten bold." " Some of them check their guns." " Gods damn it." "Firing into space is like they're inviting us to react." "I think we should all talk." ""The world's upside down."" ""And someone has to turn it right side up again."" "Felix Gaeta said that to me." "He believes he's that someone." "I believe he's that someone." "But he has very big shoes to fill." "I brought you here because I wanted him to meet people who refuse to give up, people who have the courage to voice their dissent." "But at the end of the day, still stand by your president." "I think you should leave now," "Mr. Vice President." " So say we all." " Hear, hear." "Shoot them." "Go get Mr. Gaeta." " I never agreed to this!" " Yes, you did." " No, this is murder!" " This is a coup." "That you began." "To take command and destroy our enemies, before they destroy us." "What've you done?" "This is what happens." "No..." "No, it's a lie." "This is all based on lies." "Don't you get it?" "We..." "We had the truth on our side, now..." "Now..." "The truth is told by whoever is left standing." "Adama has to go." "There's no turning back now." "Sorry." "It was a difficult choice but we made our decision." "We're jumping away." "We have a chance to survive." "I'm sorry, I would've thought as one of the Final Five, you'd have a broader vision than that." "If he hasn't done it already," "Gaeta will air lock Tigh, Tyrol, Anders, then he'll start with the rest." " Kara, Helo, Adama..." " Don't." "Stop." "His fate has been all but decided, count on it." " Please, don't." " Ours isn't yet." "No." "No one believed that we would survive the Cylon nuclear holocaust, or the hell on New Caprica, or the 50,000 other crises we've lived through." "But we did, we're here." "We've made this veritable habit out of defying the odds particularly, William Adama." "And he is alive." "He is alive." "And he will take command of this fleet, again." "And when that day comes, he's gonna know who stuck with him and who ran!" "Now who do you want to be?" "Who do you want to be!" "?" "Hey, Chief." "Looking for a gun?" "Hey, Aaron." "Sprung you, did they?" " Long live the revolution." " Out." "Just shoot me now." "I'm too frakking tired to get out." "You're a frakking machine, get out." "That's right, I'm a machine." "What does that make you?" "Dumbass?" "This was a hell of a ship once." "Yeah, it really was." "Heard your kid's not a Cylon." "Could have told you she was trouble." "Thanks." "Wouldn't have mattered." "Go on, keep going." "Go!" "Go!" "Go on, skinjob, go!" "Frak!" "Forget it." "You think you can get me to co-operate, you'll get a pat on the back instead of a bullet." "Don't let your pride get in the way." "Put your innocence on record for the fleet." "Your statement..." "I won't do a statement." "Gaeta and Zarek are gonna fail." "You really believe that?" "What do you think?" "I won't betray my beliefs with a testimony." "You have people out there mobilising, I saw them." "Give them a chance to do something." "Stall or..." "We've been ready to proceed for some time." "Are you injured?" "I believe the word is damaged." "No frakking way." "It's never gonna work." "Up close, I can take two of them before you take your shots." "From here with a side arm?" "We only got one chance to get this right." "And I'm gonna take it." " Grenade!" " Get down!" "Never pulled the pin." "Not funny." "Yeah, it would have been if you'd thought of it." "No." "Not funny." "Tigh." " It's Kara." " It's Lee and Kara." "Wait a minute, where is he?" "!" "Bastards went to town on Helo." " Where is my father?" " Kelly took him." "What?" "You were with him." "What happened?" " I don't frakking know." " Come on, damn it." "Let's get out of here before they find us." "I have Hera." "You okay?" "Go left." " Kara, frak that, let's go!" " Got it, we'll catch up." "Sam!" "Oh, gods!" "Okay..." "Oh, my..." "Oh, it's okay..." "Look at me." "Look at me, do you hear me?" " Okay, okay, okay..." " Kara!" "We can't stay here!" " I'm here." " Watch his neck, godsdamnit!" "We gotta go!" "We gotta move Sam!" "Take Hera and go to Baltar's people." "No one wants to go near those nutjobs." "You'll be safe there." " Okay, he's gonna bleed out." "He's gotta go." " Don't move his head." "I can take care..." "I can take care of myself." "Saul!" "You gotta move Sam!" "Lee, go, get your father!" "Now go!" "Go!" "Okay, get him to Cottle." " Athena, go." " Okay, company, move out!" "Okay, let's move." "Let's move." "Let's go, let's go." "Okay, okay baby." "Okay, okay." "Okay, okay, okay..." "You deserted us on New Caprica." "You let us twist in the wind." "I saved your frakking ass." "Why can't you just admit that you've been derelict in your duties as an officer?" "Not only that you gave aid and comfort to the enemy, you were about to grant them access..." " Objection, he's badgering the witness." " ...to every jump drive on every ship in this fleet!" "About to?" "I did it." "I gave them access." "And you know what?" "I didn't give them aid and comfort." "They gave it to me." "We just got word that Tigh and the skinjobs escaped." "Don't worry, sir." "We're on it." "Saul Tigh was killed trying to escape." "I'm sorry." "But you did give aid and comfort to the enemy." "Saul Tigh was a Cylon." "And even when you discovered that he was, you let him remain the XO, didn't you?" "I'm not answering any more questions for you, Mr. Gaeta." "The prisoner is guilty as charged." "This isn't a trial." "This is an asylum." "We're done here." "This is President Laura Roslin speaking from the Cylon baseship." "Felix Gaeta has seized Galactica by force." "The Cylons were defending themselves." "They will not harm you." "I repeat..." " Jam that signal." " ...the Cylons will not harm you!" "Why the frak is she still broadcasting?" "Where's Hoshi?" "Get that little frak back into CIC." "Shut down your FTL drives..." "It worked." "They couldn't jam it." "I thought this would do the trick." "Show me your frakking hands!" "You have to help me get him to Cottle." "No, no." "No, just on the way here, me and my pen pal were shot at two times." "Once by his own men." "Sorry." "He's gonna die." "Sorry." "Okay." "Frak!" "Ten ships shut down their FTL drives after Roslin's transmission." "Ten ships out of 35." " Frakking Roslin." " No, she did us a favour." "Now we're clear who's with us and who's trouble." "Gage, give the jump coordinates only to those ships that kept their FTLs online." " Order them to jump immediately." " Yes, sir." "I need you to assemble an execution detail." "Only men you can trust." "Secure the main hangar deck launch tube." "Take Adama down there and wait for me." "Can I count on you, Noel?" "All down the line, sir." "Spying on me, Tom?" "Let's just get through this and move on, all right, Felix?" "Where's the old man?" " Where's the old man?" " They're gonna shoot him." "Where?" "Where?" "!" "Main hangar deck launch tube." " Come on, let's go, godsdamnit." " Lee!" "I'm coming with you." "Detail ready." "Aim!" "Fire!" "No!" "You were dreaming." "I couldn't wake you." "Oh, God, they're gonna to shoot him." "I feel sick, I..." "No." "This is all wrong." "It's wrong." "Please, stop, stop." "But..." "I want to make you feel better." "Then cut off my legs." "I ran..." "Again." "I disappeared in the nick of time..." "Again." " Fear makes people behave differently." " I didn't run out of fear." "Not this time, anyway." "I ran away from those people." "Gods, those people." "I've got a kind of following on Galactica." "Like a fan club." "Publicly, I heeded them." "Privately, I scorned their provincial intellects." "Their unfailing willingness to make me feel better." "I have to go back." "I have to go back, they're my responsibility." "I am sorry." "Galactica!" "This is President Laura Roslin." "Release all those being held against their will, and return command of this fleet to Admiral William Adama." "Surrender." "You have five minutes!" "Lieutenant Allison..." "Carry out the execution." "Yes, sir." " Dad." " Thank you, son." " They told me you were dead." " For a while, I was." "I want to take back my ship." "Lieutenant..." "Sorry, sir." "I've always respected you." "But I hate the Cylons." "I can't take orders from a leader who won't fight them." "Colonel, stand down." "Tie him up." "Put me on speaker." "This is Tom Zarek, President of the Twelve Colonies." "It's over, Laura." "Saul Tigh was killed attempting to escape." "Bill Adama was tried and found guilty of his crimes." "Firing squad executed him this morning." "It's done, Laura." "You need to think about the people of this fleet now and surrender." "No." "Not now, not ever." "Do you hear me?" "I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye-teeth to end you." "I swear it!" "I'm coming for all of you!" "So now we have a military leader and a president all in one." "And how would you have answered her?" "If you would have been here." "Baseship's arming itself, sir." " Are we jump ready?" " Affirmative." "Set the rendezvous jump co-ordinates." "Set your board to green." "There's been enough killing." "I'm leaving them behind." "Unless you object." "Galactica!" "This is President Laura Roslin." "Surrender." "Gods damn it." " Sir, board is green." " Count it down." "Jump in ten..." "Nine..." "Eight..." "Six..." "Five..." "Four..." "Three..." "FTL just went offline." "Get a crew." "Get someone down to the engine room, right now." "Come on, move it!" "Gaeta..." "Gaeta, launch your birds." "Gaeta, wake up." "What the frak are you doing?" "Launch your birds!" "Gaeta..." "Gaeta, we have to defend, do you understand that?" "Do you understand?" "Gaeta, we need to defend!" "One day soon, there's gonna be a reckoning." "Gun batteries have fixed target bearing." "Standing by to fire." "Gaeta, what the frak is wrong with you!" "?" "Wake up!" "Weapons halt!" "Give me a weapon." " Put your weapons down!" "Put your weapons..." " Drop your weapons!" " Connect me with the president." " Right away, Admiral." "Madam President!" "This is the admiral!" "Stand down!" "I repeat, Galactica's secured!" "Stand down!" "Bill." "Oh, no." "Suppose a long time ago, it was... architecture." "There was a year there where I scribbled floor plans on everything." "Dining room table, patio tiles, rare books..." "Drove my parents crazy." "How old were you?" "I don't know, eight, maybe nine." "I tell you one thing, though, I had some pretty frakking amazing ideas." "Restaurants shaped like food." "And top-heavy buildings, and stairways," "Every..." "Everything had to have a stairway." "Spoils of war." "When I was older... then it became medicine, and engineering, photography." "I think I would've made a better architect than any of those, though." "And then, I discovered science." "And I..." "I thought I was really, really good at it." "Until I met you." " Felix..." " Don't." "And please, no religion." "I'm fine with how things have worked out." "Really, Gaius, I am." "I just hope..." "I hope that... people realise... eventually who I am." "I know who you are, Felix." "I know who you are." "Ready." "Aim." "It stopped." "Fire."

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"Doctor burrage!" "Doctor burrage!" "Doctor burrage!" "Doctor burrage, we need you!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Somethin' wrong at the ranch, mark?" "Mr. Hannaberry, a couple just rode in, they'd been crossin'" "The plains." "Well, the woman she needs a doctor bad." "Well, pa" "Asked me to get doctor burrage and I already tried his office," "But it's locked." "I think she's real sick." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." "You see, doctor burrage is in santa fe," "Won't be back till mornin'." "You tell lucas that I'll have that doctor at your place" "As soon as he gets here." "You sure you won't forget, mr." "Hannaberry?" "No, I'll manage to remember." "You see, he gets in at dawn." "I'll meet him at the stage." "He'll be out at your place before breakfast." "Thanks a lot." "If you were gonna kill the doctor, would you wait for him" "Here where he's surrounded by his friends?" "Or would you prefer the country?" "A ranch, for example." "I'll get the horses." "that's it now." "Relax." "That's it." "Marston, can I see you a minute?" "The doctor's out of town, mr." "Marston." "He won't be here till mornin'." "We need a doctor right now." "I'm scared, mr." "Mccain, real scared." "I don't want my wife to die." "Now, doc burrage is the only doctor around here for miles." "There's a neighbor woman, minnie grant, who might help out" "If worse came to worst." "Could you send for her, please?" "Soon as mark's through feedin' the hogs, he'll go fetch 'er." "Meanwhile, why don't you try an' get some rest, huh?" "You a farmer, mr." "Marston?" "Of sorts." "Well, would you do me a favor?" "Those hogs need feeding'," "And I need mark in here to give me a hand." "Could you take over for 'im?" "We'll be right here, if she needs anything'." "Mark?" "Your father wants you in the house." "I'll feed the hogs for you." "Oh, thanks, mr." "Marston." "I'll finish this basket first." "Uh, are you sure you feel all right, mr." "Marston?" "You know," "I can feed the hogs." "Only would take but a few minutes." "No, I'll feed 'em." "It's just that- are you sure the doctor" "Will be here, first thing in the mornin'?" "Yes, sir." "At least that's what mr." "Hannaberry," "The doc's neighbor, told me." "Well, hope that's not too late." "Mrs. Marston will be all right, sir." "Dr. Burrage is a good doctor." "All the folks in town pile a lot o' store in 'im." "Oh, thank you, mark." "I'll just finish that now." "Uh, the hogs are behind the barn." "And watch out for that sow, she's a mean one." "Are you sure he can take care o' the hogs, pa?" "Didn't much seem to know what he was doin'." "Well, he's tired, son." "He needs to get his thoughts off himself." "Men tend to get that way." "Look, I want you to go get minnie grant." "You tell her that this" "Woman's havin' a baby, and that she fell from a wagon" "A couple o' days ago." "And tell her about the doc." "What is this?" "Hold it!" "Give it to me." "Hope you weren't plannin' a quiet evening' at home." "What do you want?" "Never mind the questions." "No one leaves the house while we're here." "Check that room." "All right, mr." "Cooke." "There's a..." "Woman asleep in' there, mr." "Cooke." "Told you, my wife's sick!" "She needs help, bad." "She needs a doctor." "Now, isn't it too bad doctor burrage is in santa fe?" "So we'll all just have to wait here till mornin'." "I saw them in town, pa." "They were standin' in front of doc burrage's house." "You're waitin' for doc burrage?" "You bet I am." "Six years I've been waitin' for 'im," "Six years almost to the hour." "But I'm a very patient man when I have a score to settle," "I can wait one more day." "You must have a bottle in the house." "You're not very hospitable, are you?" "I'm not proud, I could serve myself." "To tell you the truth," "I've done it before." "Oh, that's better." "That's much better." "Maybe you didn't hear mr." "Cooke." "Nobody leaves the room!" "I won't miss next time." "Lee?" "Lee?" "My wife, she's callin' me." "Well, all right." "All right." "Lee, what was that gunshot?" "It was nothin', sarah, nothin'." "Mr. Mccain was loading' a gun, and it" "It discharged accidentally." "Oh, this is all my fault, lee." "I'm so sorry." "There's nothin' to be sorry about." "We should've stayed in colora- easy, fella, we're in no hurry." "I hope the baby will be all right." "'course he will." "Mmm." "Not even born, he's got a mind of his own." "takes after you." "Would you be disappointed if it were a girl?" "I wouldn't mind." "Yes, you would, but it doesn't make any difference." "It's gonna be a boy, I know it." "Pa?" "The irrigation water is gonna overflow in the lower pasture." "You scared, son?" "Don't be afraid to admit it." "It's nothin' to be ashamed of." "What are you two whisperin' about?" "Okay, break it up." "Break it up!" "well supplied." "That's what I've always said." "You got to get to open range" "Before you can find true hospitality." "Mr. Cooke, I've been thinkin' maybe- who asked you to think?" "I'm payin' you plenty to carry that gun." "If I thought" "You'd start thinkin' I'd have never brought you here!" "I've done plenty of thinkin' myself, six years of it." "You there, come on over here." "I don't fancy doin' my drinkin' alone." "Sit down, my friend, an' help yourself." "I don't much appreciate being invited to drink my own liquor." "You know, you gun down doc burrage," "You'll have the whole town on your trail within the hour." "I'll take my precautions, thank you." "Come on, have a drink." "Suppose you tell me what's between you and the doc." "you wanna know?" "I'll tell you." "He killed me." "Six years ago, he killed me." "Look at my hands." "They were fine hands once." "The best surgical hands in the territory." "Right now, they're the hands of a drunkard, mister." "but I tell you," "They brought health to those they touched." "Day an' night," "People came an' they asked for my hands," "For my hands would heal 'em!" "An' one night they..." "Brought a patient in, an' I was ready to help her," "My hands were ready to help her, an'..." "My body was tired," "So I took a few drinks." "They said I was unable to stand" "On my feet while I was operating on her." "Well, it isn't true." "She'd have died anyway, I tell you," "She would have died!" "She didn't have a chance." "What's this got to do with doc burrage?" "six years ago, he testified against me." "The others were undecided, but he convinced 'em" "That I was drunk!" "That I was a drunk!" "So they barred me" "From practicing, an' they chased me out o' town!" "There were other places to go," "The prairies are cryin' for doctors." "with hands like these?" "I tell you," "No matter what burrage said, she didn't have a chance!" "Maybe this wasn't the first time you were drunk" "Before an operation." "no, I was a good doctor." "I was a good doctor." "For years I helped 'em with these hands, and..." "They chased me out." "Chased me out." "Mr. Mccain, the pain's comin' on." "We've got to get someone to help her." "Where are you goin', mister?" "I'm gonna get a neighbor woman," "Unless you think you can deliver a baby!" "That order still stands, nobody leaves this house." "Don't you understand, we've got to have help," "Or my wife will die!" "Anybody tries to leave this house, I'll kill 'im." "It's almost 3 o'clock." "Why don't you try an' get some rest?" "I can look after things in here." "What if the pain comes back?" "We haven't even got a woman here to help." "If the child comes" "Could be, she'll be all right." "She's been quiet the last hour." "I think your wife is runnin' a fever, mr." "Marston." "Yeah, she's runnin' a fever all right." "What's he paying' you to kill doc burrage?" "Look, if you're tryin' to make a deal, you forget about it." "Don't you see he's a coward," "He doesn't have the nerve to pull that trigger." "He's usin' you because you don't know any better." "He's payin me well for it!" "Whatever he's payin', do you think it's worth it?" "You don't understand, do you, mister?" "Man's gotta be somebody." "If he can't be somebody good, he might- might have to be" "Somebody that just people talk about." "It's your chance to prove you've got somethin'" "The others haven't got!" "Maybe you're the one who doesn't understand." "You're only a wet-nosed kid, this may mean nothin' to you," "But I'm tellin' you because I think you got a chance" "To go on livin'." "But once you've killed, that chance is gone." "You got to keep on killin', and when you've had enough," "An' you wanna settle down, they'll find you." "Sooner or later, they'll hunt you down like an animal." "Now, I don't know what he's payin' you," "But I can tell you this." "No pay is worth it." "Mr. Mccain, we've gotta have help," "The pain's comin' on again." "I don't think she'll" "All right, you can go get the woman." "The kid stays here to make sure she's all you get!" "So now I can leave to get help?" "But I'll tell you somethin'," "I don't think anybody but a doctor can save that woman now," "An' he won't be here till mornin'." "So that leaves us your doctor." "Get that black coffee on the stove, mark." "Now, you may not be much of a doctor, but you're the best" "We can do now." "Now, listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "That woman's hurtin' an' needs help bad." "He's out cold." "Wake up, mister." "Wake up!" "That woman's runnin' a fever an' that baby's comin'." "An" "Drink it, all of it!" "Now, listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "You're gonna save that woman an' her baby," "You're gonna get on your feet!" "I'm so useless, I won't do her any good." "I don't care if I have to carry you an' support you" "While you're helpin' her!" "You're gonna get on your feet!" "Now that woman needs a doctor's help bad." "You said you were a doctor, now prove it!" "it's been six years, it's too much for my hands." "Why, you spineless" "You're the worst excuse for a doctor I ever saw!" "Don't even have the nerve to do your own killing'?" "I'm gonna tell you somethin'!" "Oh, you may already know this," "But the man you're aimin' to have killed is ten times the man" "You are!" "You get yourself so drunk," "You don't even think what you're doin'!" "Six years you've been feelin' sorry for yourself." "Well, it's about time you started feelin' sorry" "For somebody else!" "And you listen to me, doctor, I don't know if that woman can" "Be saved, but you're gonna do your best to pull her through," "I promise you that." "Now, wake up, wake up, wake up." "Doctor!" "Get some hot water." "They've sure been in there a long time." "Those things take time, son." "Same as was when you were born, I waited an' waited." "She'll be all right, won't she, pa?" "I don't know, son, I don't know." "I'm sorry, mark." "See, son, when you were born," "Your mother almost- well, she was sick for a long time." "You don't have to talk about it, pa." "I understand." "You're growin' up awful fast, mark." "Whatever you're thinkin' you can save yourself the effort." "Nothing's changed." "I did what I did because I'm the man I am." "Things turned out all right." "That's as it should be, but it doesn't change a thing." "You came here to take a life, instead you brought a new one" "Into the world." "I think that makes a difference." "Mister, you couldn't be more mistaken." "You get lonely when people turn their backs on you." "An' this dream o' mine, someday catching' up with doctor burrage," "Well, I've grown very fond of it." "Mr. Cooke, I've been thinkin'" "What did I tell you about thinkin'?" "Next time you start thinkin'," "I'll send you riding out of here!" "I can handle burrage alone." "Then that's what you're gonna have to do, mr." "Cooke." "I wanted to prove somethin' to myself, an' everybody else." "I wanted to be somebody." "But doin' what you wanted me to do, that's being nobody." "I'm movin' out, mr." "Cooke." "Get out!" "It's the gunman." "The young one, he's leavin'." "Uh, I-I think I just saw pa goin' out to the barn." "I-I better lend 'im a hand." "Uh, we're all real thankful to you, doctor." "Uh, I don't know what's troubling you," "An' pa always did say to leave people alone" "When they're grieving', but well, your friend's left an'- an'" "It's almost dawn outside." "I thought perhaps you'd want someone to talk to." "Well, I think, maybe you'd better get some sleep." "I'd better go out an' help pa milk the cow." "Well, we want you to stay for breakfast." "What did you call me?" "Well, I don't recall your name." "I mean before, when you just spoke to me." "I" " I called you doctor." "Um, I better go." "That baby sure is beautiful." "There's nothin' more beautiful than a newborn baby, mark." "Seems to make everythin' all right with the world." "You know, pa, that doctor," "I don't think he wants to hurt doctor burrage anymore." "No, he doesn't, son." "I think it was his helpin' with the baby that- well," "That- that changed his mind." "You know, mark, sometimes a man can go his whole life" "Hatin' people, makin' one mistake after another," "An' all it takes is one experience," "Like helping' that baby be born," "To- well, to change his entire outlook." "I think that doctor's gonna be all right." "You look tired, pa." "I think I'm gonna stay home today," "An' help you with the chores." "Thanks, son." "You can start by finishing' up with these cows," "Huh?" "I've got somethin' more important to do." "You oughta be mighty proud, ma'am, you got a fine boy there." "lee, I wanna see the baby." "He's asleep." "I do, though, wanna thank the doctor." "Would you get the doctor, lee?" "The doctor had to leave, ma'am." "Said you two were doin' fine." "Had to make some other calls." "He'll be sendin' another doctor out real soon." "I did so wanna thank him, he was such a wonderful man." "So kind, gentle." "Oh, good mornin', doc!" "Oh, hello, lucas, mark." "I got here just soon as I could." "Had to be out of town, where I was needed, of course." "How's the woman?" "She's fine." "Yeah, you're too late." "Too late?" "I got here just as soon as I could," "But the stage was late gettin' out o' santa fe." "Are you sure, there ain't somethin' I can do?" "Not a thing, doc, mother an' baby both doin' fine." "I hope you sent for minnie grant." "There wasn't time." "Yeah, you see, this doctor just happened to come by," "An' then he delivered the baby an' left again." "A doctor just..." "Happened to come by?" "I don't get it." "It's like mark said, doc." "A doctor happened to come by, delivered the baby an' left." "Come on in an' meet the proud parents," "Probably can use some breakfast, could you?"

"Anybody home?" "Hello?" "What's this?" "What's this?" "Oh, my God." "Tony." "Here, allow me." "Happy birthday." "What?" "Look at the ring your father gave me." "I already saw it." "I was gonna wrap it, but it's wasteful." "Thank you, young man." "The Matrix." "I haven't seen it yet." "Right up her alley." "Hello?" "Happy birthday, Mama." "What are you doing here?" "Nice to see you too." "Sorry, I'm just surprised to see you." "See what your father got me?" "Big ring." "Happy birthday." "Oh, my God." "So many gifts." ""A day of pampering at the Bella Donna Day Spa."" "It's in Soho." "It's awesome." "Massage, mud treatment, everything." "We can go together." "I put it on your credit card." "Twelve years." "This club was nothing." "Give him a drink." "What do you drink, Rocco?" "Johnny Black." "This place was a shithole." "You could use some help." "Make this place into 21st century." "Yeah, it's permanently 1987 in here." "Goddamn Vikings." "Nobody misses the extra point." "That's all he had to do." "One little kick and now I'm ruined?" "No bitch to me." "Bet with your head, no over it." "You're still a partner." "You got a problem?" "One, two, three." "Happy birthday" "I'll get it." "Did you invite a stray dog?" "You short of food?" "Sorry I'm late." "We didn't even know you were coming." "Meadow said it was Carmela's birthday." "lt's nice of you." "Hi, Mr. and Mrs. DeAngelis." "Jackie." "Have you heard the good news?" "We met Thanksgiving." "Happy birthday." "You didn't have to." "I'll put it on ice in a minute." "Thank you, sir." "Come on." "The wax is melting here." "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday, Carmela" "Happy birthday to you" "I heard you got made defensive captain." "I have two recovered fumbles." "Almost scored with one." "Excellent." "I played linebacker for Boonton." "I was All County." "Wow." "Maybe we could work out together." "Sure." "You should come to the game Tuesday." "It's the last one." "We were supposed to play last month." "I'll be there." "I wanna come too." "My brother's football game." "No champagne." "The Lord doesn't want us to drink." "Didn't Jesus drink wine?" "He was Jesus." "We can't compare." "Who invented these things?" "Mom, can I sleep at Egon's if I'm in bed by 1?" "I got one for you for when you're at the market." "Lights out by 1, in bed by 12." "Be careful." "I smell fish." "We're near the ocean." "Now I smell piss." "Okay." "What?" "lt's yours." "What is?" "The Lollipop in Long Branch." "This is your club." "I'm a partner here, me and Furio." "We'll be silent." "You'll be the owner/manager." "You book the bands, find the talent, whatever you want to do." "It's yours." "Oh, my God." "I can't believe it." "You'll make this place the biggest Jersey club since the Stoned Pony." "Thank you, Christopher." "I'm so excited." "Can we change the name?" "Whatever you want, baby." "This is Rocco." "He works for you." "The ring looks beautiful on you." "It is gorgeous." "Anything you need to tell me?" "About the ring?" "I don't know." "You didn't buy that little car." "The Mercedes?" "I'd look like a douche bag." "Jean calls those mid-life crisis cars." "What the fuck does she know?" "Is this 1726 Pearl Avenue?" "No." "Is Pearl Avenue in this neighborhood?" "I don't know." "Do you know a man by the name of La Fong?" "Hello?" "Hey, Ro." "No, Jackie took Meadow to the movies." "He said not late." "All right." "Fine." "What?" "I'm not thrilled about this thing with Jackie and Meadow." "I think she came home so they could go out." "So what?" "He's a good kid." "Comes from good stock." "He's on his best behavior." "I don't picture Meadow with someone like him." "Someone like him?" "He's one of us." "Were you happy when she was with Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy?" "Scraped through that by the skin of our ass." "I just don't want her to miss any opportunities." "She should be at the museum in her free time." "Not watching TV." "You'd rather she look at soup cans than be close to home?" "I don't know." "Well, you talk to her, and I'll talk to Jackie Jr." "Here's your Edgar Allan Poe paper." "You did it already?" "No problem." "Thanks." "I would've done it." "I was gonna do it." "I just couldn't get through the books." "I never should've took Literature of Obsession." "I owe you big time." "Thanks." "How can I repay you?" "I don't know." "Why don't you surprise me?" "On your mark, get set, go!" "I kicked your ass." "You cheat." "Oh, my eye." "There's too much chlorine." "I swallowed some water." "You girls see me?" "Yeah, you were cheating." "I'm fucking starving." "Hey, guys!" "We got Mr. Goodwin's office open." "Check it out." "Let's go for it." "Hey, everybody." "Shit!" "All right!" "Come on, let's go!" "Don't cut your feet!" "Hey, it's Sunday morning and..." "Good morning." "Hello." "Morning." "Did Jackie call?" "He's with your brother." "So I've been thinking about a car." "I knew I'd get hit up on this trip." "You buy sapphires but a student has to take the bus?" "What do you need a car for?" "It'd be nice to hop in a car and come have dinner with you." "They steal cars in New York." "Parking is impossible..." "The bus gets you here in 45 minutes." "I'm not asking for anything fancy." "Could've had a car last year." "Eric's car?" "Is that a sick joke?" "His father's now in a mental health facility." "See how this semester goes." "You have a lot of work to do." "Concentrate on that." "I am concentrating on that!" "Christ, you're a broken record!" "Take it down a notch." "God." "We wanna make sure you take advantage of all the city offers." "Culturally, socially educationally." "Right before the snap, the ball is still." "But the qb's eyes can tell you whether he'll pass or hand it off." "It happens in a split second." "But you can learn what his habits are." "Once you know these habits, he's fucked." "Hey." "Good morning." "A.J., try what I told you." "I will." "Thanks, Jackie." "The wall of pride." "What kind of animals...?" "They didn't steal anything." "They just did a number on the place." "They left this." "You make this pizza?" "Who made this?" "We're asking you." "This your store logo, sir?" "That's my box." "lt was at a crime scene." "My pizza never hurt nobody." "You no find any bacteria here." "Kids broke into the high school." "They left this." "Tell me who, I'll kick their asses." "I got it, Pop." "That's a custom job." "Meatball, pepperoni, sausage peppers, onions..." "...extra mozzarella..." "This pie fit a pattern?" "Anyone order this regularly?" "Only one." "Who?" "I'd rather not say." "Tell me!" "I find these bastards!" "Pop, go in the back." "Go ahead." "Sir." "Yes, officer?" "Word to the wise." "Technically, you're an accessory after the fact." "I cannot believe this." "Do you know how serious this is?" "Do you?" "Answer me right now." "Yes." "Yes, what?" "I know it's serious." "So why did you do it?" "I don't know." "Why did you do it?" "Do you hate the school or have a problem with someone?" "No." "Then why?" "It just happened." "We went in as a goof." "Someone threw something in the pool." "A couple of guys started throwing stuff in." "We just did it." "And if they were jumping off a bridge, would you just do that too?" "No." "What are you doing here?" "Answer your father." "I got sent home." "Why?" "Why?" "I got in trouble." "Your son broke into his school and vandalized the pool." "How do you vandalize a pool?" "They threw stuff in, broke things." "Why'd you do that?" "Screwing around." "On your mother's birthday?" "lt wasn't." "It was after midnight." "What are you, fucking stupid?" "Huh?" "So you're suspended?" "I don't know." "This is serious." "He may be expelled." "What'd they say?" "Nothing." "They sent me home." "You have to go see the principal." "On your mother's birthday." "They're gonna call you." "Just when everything was going good, huh?" "You're gonna miss the big game." "You're screwing everything up." "Your football career down the drain!" "Wow." "There it is." "Beautiful ring." "I know." "Gorgeous, Carm." "I want you ladies to try this." "Mozzarella?" "I was gonna get the hot antipasto." "It's not mozzarella." "This is burrata." "I had it flown in from Italy." "It's more subtle than mozzarella, with a nutty flavor." "Thanks." "I'm not big on nuts." "A little pepper?" "Carm, on your half?" "It's all about the contrast:" "Crisp beans and smooth cheese." "No, I'm fine." "Buon appetito." "Tastes like mozzarella and string beans." "You have it, Carm." "I want the hot antipasto." "I'd like to make a toast." "To the friendship between our two children." "I'm happy to see my son spending time with Meadow." "She'll be a good influence on him." "You did a great job." "She's wonderful." "Well, thank you." "Salute." "It's nice to see our families united." "Like with Ralphie." "He goes on and on about Tony." "He's happy to be getting closer to him." "Ralph is a real find, hang on to him." "lt was tough at first." "I was afraid everyone was gonna think that I didn't mourn Jack enough." "Oh, Artie!" "He's under a lot of stress." "I hear Charmaine hired a lawyer." "Divorce?" "It's funny, but you think, you know the men in our lives have been, you know what, and we stay together." "And here's Artie, a regular guy, hardworking his marriage is in the pisciatoio." "You can push a man only so far." "True." "Very true." "If you wait inside for me, I'll be in there in a second." "Okay?" "Hello." "Who's the douche bag?" "He buys a new 600 for me every year." "This was last year." "Nice." "You been shopping?" "It's for you." "lt's very beautiful." "So are you." "What are my chances of kidnapping you for the afternoon?" "I'm closing on a car." "Come on." "Let Hans and Franz do the paperwork." "I'm going nuts thinking about you." "I've gotta work." "Trabajar?" "Come on..." "I'll take you anywhere you want." "The Pierre, Sherry Netherlands." "Come on, anywhere you wanna go." "You wanna go to the zoo?" "The zoo?" "Yeah." "I try to get there once a year." "We'll go." "I'll call you." "Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously." "What do you mean?" "They have male and female sex organs." "Somebody you don't trust, you call a snake." "How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?" "Don't you think that expression came from when the snake tempted Eve?" "Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T." "How you doing?" "All right." "Hey, Jackie, thanks for coming by." "How are you?" "Have a seat." "Want something to drink?" "What are you having?" "Red wine." "I'll get some slices." "Want anything?" "Yeah, get me the usual." "Jackie, you want something?" "No, thanks." "You're taking Meadow out tonight." "Yeah." "Where?" "A place called Chez Josephine." "They have live piano music." "Harry Connick Jr. used to play there." "A friend of mine is the bartender." "Don't you two got class?" "She's got a 2:00." "I'm off." "How many days off they give you at Rutgers?" "I got class three days a week." "Listen I think you're a good kid." "You show respect and come from a good family." "Thanks." "As far as my daughter goes you know I want the best for her." "I'm gonna be very protective over her." "You understand, right?" "Of course." "If you wanna spend time with her, I want the best from you in school." "Yeah, right." "I know it..." "Shut up." "Listen to me." "I know I've been saying this to you all along, but now it's different." "Understand?" "I just got an A on a paper." "You did?" "Edgar Allan Poe." "Good writer, what a fucking nut job." "He's the guy who did all the Vincent Price shit, right?" "He smoked opium and married his cousin." "He was from the Bronx." "So you got an A, huh?" "I'm doing good, Tony." "Let's keep it that way." "Keep your father in mind." "I will." "Listen here." "Have some dessert on me." "That's okay." "Take it." "Don't keep her out too late." "I won't." "Thanks, Tony." "Welcome, everybody, to opening night at Crazy Horse." "I'm excited to have, from U-Dub, our very first band." "Please welcome the Miami Relatives!" "What do you think?" "What?" "What do you think?" "I can't hear a word you say." "Tony and Sil couldn't make it, but this is from us." "Congratulations." "Do you like the band?" "What?" "How do you like the band?" "Matush, you don't got the Maseratis?" "Versace." "You try it yet?" "No, I liked the Maserati." "Try the Versace, you won't be sorry." "All right, give me four." "What's up?" "!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Out." "I got friends here, man!" "Let me call my man Carlo!" "I see you here again, I'm gonna crack your head." "Call Carlo!" "You have to wonder what they're thinking." "They're thinking, "Madonna, you guys ever smell yourselves?"" "You're probably right, huh?" "Except for you." "What you got on even a baboon would love." "The eyes are innocent." "Like a baby's." "Yeah, he could innocently maul you into ten pieces." "Usually they just engage in what's called threat behavior." "Because they did their mauling." "Now they just give the look." "Malocchio." "You know why they're primates?" "They groom each other." "That I like." "What's this?" "It's a Tibetan talisman for protection." "I knew it." "I knew there had to be something." "What?" "What's wrong?" "It's a Buddhist symbol." "My sister was a Buddhist." "She's a wack job." "I see, so I gotta be a wack job too?" "It is a little wacky." "What's wrong with Catholicism?" "Which you fucking practice every fucking day, I'm sure." "So I pray a little, and I meditate in the morning." "It clears my mind and my heart for the day." "A Buddhist selling $150,000 cars." "The first noble truth is:" "Life is suffering." "But the Buddha preached participation in the sorrows of the world." "You make a sale, you don't make a sale, it's a tiny little thing." "What's so funny?" "You came here." "What, the zoo?" "I said zoo and you came." "What's this, a fucking head-trip now?" "Huh?" "Nice." "Sort of." "I don't like that." "You're very sweet." "You came." "I'm crazy about you." "You know that, don't you?" "I never met anybody like you." "Okay, class, come this way." "Stay together, kids." "Come on." "We're gonna see some tigers." "Do you take your kids to the zoo?" "Yeah." "And now we're here." "See you later." "Who was that?" "My hard-on." "Between the Buddhism and talk about the family, poor you." "Let me see if it's really gone." "You lie." "You know snakes can fuck themselves?" "Give me your hand." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "Don't move." "What?" "See if you can not..." "So, what happened?" "He was at the Crazy Horse and some zip told my man: new management, new rules." "So I asked around." "I heard about some guy, Multi-something." "Some guy in the Soprano family was running things." "I go, "Whoa!"" "Chris Moltisanti." "Yeah." "I know Chris." "What's your name again?" "Matush." "Normally I would never get involved with a stranger." "If Carlo here is vouching for you..." "I'm willing to make an exception." "Thank you." "What'd I tell you?" "You know who my father was?" "The golfer?" "U.S. Open?" "Chris and me are associates." "You got nothing to worry about." "I'll call Carlo in a couple days." "Meeting over." "Verbum Dei has a zero tolerance policy in cases of vandalism." "It demands the expulsion of the offending student." "I told him." "You see?" "Having said that..." "In this case, after much deliberation we decided upon a suspended sentence." "This has been arrived at based on his academic performance." "And his involvement in sports." "His academic performance?" "He's brought his GPA to a C-minus." "What is the punishment?" "We suggest and hope it's meted out parentally." "So it's not exactly zero tolerance." "Each child is special." "That's a principle of this school." "Well, what about detention?" "A lawsuit forced us to eliminate detention." "He's off the football team, right?" "No." "Studies at Harvard have shown that boys have success in avoiding pitfalls when they remain involved in sport." "You better wipe that smile off your face." "I told him he'd be off the team." "You know, now you're kind of..." "Undermining the..." "It's not only skill Anthony has shown on the field, it's leadership as well." "We feel it's against his interests to sever his relationship with the squad." "Well, if you think that's best." "However I can't say this strongly enough." "If there is one more infraction the sentence will go into effect and Anthony will be expelled." "Do you understand this, Anthony?" "Yes." "You completely sold us out in there." "What'd I do?" "They're not punishing him, and you went along." "I suggested detention." "That was a charade so the football team can win the big game." "We've been waiting for years for him to get off the couch." "We should keep this in the family." "He ain't getting off that easy." "Overall it's been a good two weeks." "What about the nightmares?" "None." "I had a dream where I lit the big torch at the Olympics." "What do you think that represented?" "Well work has been good." "My sales are way up." "And my performance has been commended by Mercedes-Benz USA with a plaque." "What's going on with your social life?" "Nothing." "Right now." "But it's okay." "What I'm going to say is a little delicate, but I think it's important." "When you called me last week to cancel, I heard a man's voice." "My car broke down." "It could've been the mechanic." "I see." "I'm offended you put it that way." "Offended?" "Why?" "Well, I don't pay you to be under your surveillance." "How dare you?" "You came to me after attempting suicide over the breakup with Barry." "I ask you because you're under my care." "It's unprofessional to confront me this way." "Suicide is something I take very seriously." "The doctor in the ER said it was only suicidal ideation." "ls he trained to give those diagnoses?" "My car broke down." "Fine." "I'll believe you." "Thank you." "To the Crazy Horse, buona fortuna." "Salute." "Club business ain't easy, I tell you." "With the Bing, everybody only sees the glitz and glamour." "Nobody knows what goes into it." "There's a lot to deal with, I know." "See, it's one thing to have a bar." "When you're dealing with performers..." "I don't care if it's music, tits, fire-eaters." "It's a whole other game." "Ultimately you're relying on them to get the customers in and spend money." "All right." "I'll take it upstairs." "Jackie, how are you?" "All right." "How you doing?" "Somebody's sitting there." "7 and 7 and whatever my friend wants." "I'm good." "Just 7 and 7." "Okay." "Congrats on the club." "I admire your progress since you got your button." "I wanted to have a sit down with you about a friend." "When did you wanna do this?" "Now." "Now's okay to chat, not a sit down." "This friend was moving X at the club, and he got thrown out on his ass." "And?" "I wanted to ask you, as a favor, to let him keep a little action going on." "You get a piece of what he does." "X is federal territory now." "I don't want it in my club." "lt would mean a lot to me." "You've got a lot of balls." "Did you hear what I said?" "What'd I say?" "No." "End of chat." "Okay, thanks." "lt's all taken care of." "Thanks, man." "You just can't do it in the club." "Have your customers meet you outside." "Outside where?" "Use your car." "Or their car." "Find an alley..." "I gotta think it all out for you?" "That's gonna make things harder." "This all happens for a good reason." "Beyond anything you could know." "In time, everything will be revealed." "You'll be back inside." "Don't worry." "If that's the way it is, that's the way it is." "I'll see you." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "What?" "I'm looking out for you here." "I gotta eat too, right?" "Yeah, sure." "I'll take care of you." "I'll be by every Sunday." "Cool." "Your father and I discussed your punishment." "You're grounded for a month." "No Nintendo, no DVDs, no skateboards." "No computer." "I use it for school." "Get the typewriter." "Dad threw it out." "Then use a pen." "It worked for Einstein." "And you're gonna work your ass off around here." "Okay." "You got no choice." "Go to the garage and organize it." "Jackie Jr. did that the other day." "See what I'm saying about him?" "Take a lesson from Jackie and get your act together." "Kid's pre-med at Rutgers, he finds time to help out." "And you're going to clean the gutters." "What gutters?" "On the roof." "Where?" "On the edge." "They collect water." "What?" "Don't get smart!" "I don't know." "The drainpipes for the rain?" "Come here." "Very good." "A lady of discerning taste." "Come on!" "I told you once." "Jackie said as long as I stay..." "Don't fucking name-drop me!" "We're gonna take a walk." "Well, right arm's still good." "No?" "You think that's funny?" "Sorry." "Tell me what happened." "I did like you said." "I stayed outside." "You must've disrespected them or something." "I didn't do fuck!" "Did you mention that I sat down with Chris?" "They didn't give a shit." "I don't think they like you." "I gotta pee." "Can you give me the thing?" "Get the nurse to help you." "That's what they get paid for." "Maybe she'll be fine and give you a cheap thrill." "Hello?" "Kelli!" "Hey, hon!" "It's your sister." "Yeah." "Now this is the most crucial part." "You put the pasta back in the pot." "You add a little gravy..." "And a little butter." "Then you put the fire back on..." "...for 45 seconds, stir it up nice." "45 seconds?" "Yeah." "That way the macaroni absorbs the gravy instead of just coats it." "This is for flavor." "I need a favor." "What?" "I need a piece." "I mean, I don't need one." "But you know." "Anything you wanna tell me?" "No." "It's just I think it's time I, you know..." "What are you looking to get?" "What do you suggest?" "Me, I like to know the motherfucker's gonna work." "And a .38 it'll never jam on you." "Plus it's small." "If you want to make a point, go with something bigger." "It's not for intimidation." "Just in case." "Yeah, I'd go with the .38." "You can have this one." "I got another one under the bed." "How much I owe you for it?" "Get out of here." "Your money's no good." "Macaroni's ready!" "I just wanna tell you that I don't expect anything from you." "Well, kindness." "That's it." "Okay." "You really are in love with yourself, aren't you?" "What do you mean?" "Conceited?" "Self-centered." ""Okay." I mean there's a bunch of alternates you could've said." "You deprive yourself of nothing." "You think I'm vain?" "I think you're wonderful." "And her name is G..." "My accounts are in bad neighborhoods." "I know why you lie." "But you don't have to." "Can I hold it?" "It's heavy." "Is it loaded?" "Nothing more useless than an unloaded gun." "There you go." "Mr. Waste Management." "Come here." "I mean, we're paying the school, we're buying a service." "If it's their opinion that he shouldn't get treated too harshly..." "You gotta listen to the experts, right?" "What else is going on, how was the rest of your week?" "To be honest?" "Very good." "Why is that?" "Well, that's how life is, I guess." "Sometimes good." "Sometimes bad." "Things come, things go." "How is it between you and Carmela?" "She was moody, now she's her old self." "Maybe it was coming here." "Possibly." "Well, you do look happy, I must say." "Yeah." "Went to the zoo." "The zoo?" "You know, sometimes you gotta get away and stop and smell the gorilla shit." "Good to be in nature." "And the zoo made you happy." "Yeah." "I think a lot of it's because of you." "You put a lot of time into me." "Now it's paying off." "The progress you make is up to you." "And how honest you are with yourself and me." "Well, I am improving." "You have to participate in the suffering of the world." "Your thoughts have an Eastern flavor to them." "I lived in Jersey my whole life." "I mean Eastern in terms of Asian, like Buddhist or Taoist..." "Sun Tzu." "I told you about him." "We have to stop now." "All right." "This is the co-pay I owe you from last month." "Well, you gave me too much." "Well, I gave you a little extra for the good results this week." "I can't accept it." "Give it to charity." "You better get your phone." "I'll see you next week." "Hello?" "Hi, Mom." "Hi, Jason." "How are you?" "I hate all of them." "Who?" "My patients." "Lying to me, full of shit with no concern for what I do or the position they put me in." "I just hate them." "Fuck them." "Quit." "Right now that doesn't sound like a bad idea." "I'm sorry." "How are you?" "I'm okay." "I need to buy a couple of expensive books." "Hey, Ton, how's it going?" "How you doing?" "All right, let it roll." "I don't want no teammates." "Tony?" "How you doing?" "Huh?" "Are you up?" "No." "Take a hit." "Hit me." "You shouldn't have listened to me." "I would have hit anyway." "Come here." "I wanna talk to you." "What are you doing here?" "You're here." "What?" "I was at a bachelor party." "I got dragged here." "This is what we talked about." "Get your money and get out." "Sorry." "I don't wanna see you here again." "You won't." "Smarten up." "Good morning." "New earrings?" "I treated myself." "They match." "I almost bought the matching necklace." "Some restraint." "Although Christmas is coming, so..." "Maybe." "Any cannolis left from yesterday?" "Answer that question yourself." "Meadow still here?" "Jackie took her to see Aida." ""I eat her"?" "lt's the Elton John musical." "I have to say, you were right, Tony." "Jackie Jr. has really surprised me." "He's been a gentleman." "He takes her to the city, he's great with A.J." "So long as she does good in school, things could be a lot worse." "Ripped by thewildbunch22"

" What's cooking?" " My mother's recipe..." " guinea-pig pie." " Smells good." "You just accept that?" "It's pecan." "How cuckoo do you think my country is?" "It's come to this..." ""What's cooking" and "smells good"" "gets me in trouble?" "Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow?" "Don't make a big deal." "My baby's graduating." "He won the award for Integrity and Character." ""No absents, no tardies," ""respectful to students and teachers alike."" "My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth." "Proud of you, though." "Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?" "That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister." "She was no nun!" "Jay, can you please take care of the steaks?" "Sure." "On the eve of your big day, we're celebrating with rib eyes, and you and I are gonna have our first scotch." " Really?" "!" " Yeah." "I've been waiting to open a special bottle." "Huh." "Looks like the mice got into it." "Hello, hello?" "!" "Where's my son?" " Dad!" " Ha ha ha!" "What, did he hop the gate?" "You came!" " I said I'd come." " I know, but you came!" "How could I miss it?" "Manny, the first member of my family" " to ever graduate from high school." " Wait a minute." "Don't you have a brother in Colombia" " who's a doctor?" " Yes." "He just does orthopedic surgery, no brain or heart." "Think of it... tomorrow," "I will watch you stride across the stage with a sash, like a rebel's bandolier telling the world "No absents, no tardies."" "Manny and I were gonna grill some steaks and drink some, um, beers." "Thank you, Jay, but if it's all right with you," "I would like to take Manny out for a special father-son celebration." " Is that okay?" " Ah, sure." "I mean, he... made the effort to come." "Didn't have time to button his shirt all the way up." "But... go ahead." "Perfect!" "The night begins." "But first... here." "(spritzing)" "Walk through this." "(chuckles)" "I know that smells terrible, but I've never seen that man get a mosquito bite." "(singsong voice) There he is... the graduate." "I have one word for you, Luke... plastics." "(normal voice) I don't think he knows that movie, honey." "Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me." "Okay, let's just give him the gift, all right?" "Okay, but first, gather around, everybody!" "Riddle me this..." "What has two hands, is wound tight, and has a lot of ticks?" "Alex?" " (laughs)" " Good guess, but no." "This was made in Switzerland, not in the Disneyland Hotel." "Awesome!" "A watch!" "We wanted to give it to you early so you could wear it to graduation today." "Yeah." "It's shockproof." "Oh, good." "You can show it your grades." " I love it." " What time is it?" "(voice breaking) Time for my little man to go out in the world and make his mark" " like the tiny trouper he used to be." " (sighs)" "Hold on." "I'll be right back." "I remember when he was so small, we'd give him a bath in the sink." "Here we go." "Dad, we really got to talk about the crying." "When we graduated, you were a mess, and it was humiliating." "Showing emotion is part of being a sexy modern man." "Ask anyone who was raised on Alan Alda." "I don't think we have to worry about him going anywhere anytime soon." "He just installed a mini fridge and a hammock in his room." "Mom, Dad, you did all the hard work getting me through high school." "You deserve a gift." "But what do you get the Cadillac of parents?" "A Rolls-Royce." "Oh, my goodness!" "How did you afford that?" " It was only $2,000." " Huh." "Judge Thompson, from the club," " got me into a police auction." " Huh." "If I had 40 more dollars, you'd be looking at a speedboat." "So, what do you think?" "It's... it's wow." " Right?" "!" " I loved the macaroni necklace he made me in first grade, and I even used the perfume he gave me in fifth grade, but this car is so gaudy." "People are gonna think I played for the Knicks in the '70s." "It's the most beautiful gesture" " I have ever seen." " (car door opens)" "It's 100% class." "Hey, Mom, didn't you say you had some errands to run?" "Oh." "I... in a little while." "Uh, yeah." "But... um, gosh, it's got fur." "Wow." "It's like driving a lion." "Hey, before you go, give us a honk." "All right." "(horn honks to the tune of "We're in the Money")" "The horn doesn't help, does it?" "♪ ♪" "So, I've narrowed it down to" "Swiss Coffee and Whispering White." "But I can't decide between matte or satin." "I thought we landed on Eggshell." "We decided against Eggshell." "W-why don't we just sell the house?" "Why don't we just paint the floor Eggshell" " since that's what I'm walking on." " Okay." " I forgot to give this to you." " Oh, thank you." " Have a good day at school, sweetie." " Bye, sweetie." "It's fourth grade." "We're all just treading water." "What is it?" "Ah, well, it's... it's from the principal's office." " Is she in trouble?" " (door closes)" "No!" "She's... smart." " She is?" " That's what it says." "Are you sure it's not for Lily Rosen?" "You were at that science fair." "She brought that frog back to life!" "This is for our Lily." "T-they're suggesting that she skip fifth grade and go right into middle school next year." ""Lily is testing far above her grade level..." " What?" " "... and we feel she would benefit" ""from a more challenging curriculum."" " (laughs)" " Huh." "I know!" "All these years we thought that she was, uh..." " God, what's the word?" " Different?" "Peculiar?" "Odd?" " Mean?" " So many words." "But... she was just really smart." "Holed up in her room every day after school, she wasn't..." " Plotting to kill us?" " I was gonna say daydreaming." "They... they want us to tour the school today if possible." " This is so exciting." " I know." " Our little baby's a genius!" " (doorbell rings)" "You know, um, I also skipped a grade." "I'm not saying I was a genius, but..." "Good, because we're getting along so well right now." " Oh, hi." " Hi." " Hey." "Mwah!" " Hey." " Here you go." "Yeah." " Thanks so much." " Hey, guess what." " They want Lily to skip fifth grade." "Traditionally, the person who says "guess what"" "also gets to say the what." "Wait a second." "Lily's smart?" " Look." " I mean, there's proof of that?" " Yeah." "Right there." " Yes." "Huh." "They asked Alex to skip a grade, too..." " It's not a competition, Claire." " ... but we felt... that it would be too much stress to have her with kids so much older." " Good for Lily!" " Yeah." "I just always thought she was, you know..." " So did we." "Yeah." " Us too." "Yeah." " How was your big night with Javier?" " (groans)" "I overindulged." " Booze or burgers?" " Booze." "I drank so much, I had an angry slap fight" " with what turned out to be a mirror." " (chuckles)" "Gloria:" "Do I hear my Manny?" "!" "When you're hungover, it's like a car alarm." "Ay. iHola, papi!" "Happy graduation day!" "(party horn blowing, laughs)" "That's delightful." "I need your sash and your gown." "So that I can press it." "I don't want anyone looking wrinkly." "(chuckles)" "I don't mean you, but it's fun that you're right there." "I, uh, left them at school." "I'll run over there." "Mama, I have a stomachache." "And my ankle is broken." "(gasps) And you can walk with your broken ankle?" "I had a cousin got out of Vietnam that way." "Whenever Manny's getting a lot of attention," "Joe gets very needy..." ""my head," "my arm."" "In Colombia, we say," ""If it's not bleeding, shut your guinea-pig hole."" "We actually do eat guinea pig." "(beep)" "Call me back, Dad!" "It's an emergency!" "What's wrong?" "I kind of misplaced my cap and gown and sash." "Maybe they're at that strip club you went to last night." "Shh!" "How did you know?" " It's all over your face." " My shame?" " Glitter." " Ohh." "Tell me what happened." "We picked up my graduation stuff on the way, and..." "I don't know." "I guess the tassel got my dad thinking." "Why didn't you leave them in the car?" "I didn't want them to get stolen." "And I may have taken it out to impress a certain Chyna with a "Y."" "I think she really liked me." "I'm not gonna spoil that one for ya." "I graduate in five hours!" "We'll get you another cap and gown." "That sash has been worn by every honoree for decades." "I'm not gonna be the one to lose it after it's survived earthquakes and wars and the lunchroom gravy fire of '64!" "Fine." "Where is this place?" "I don't know!" "I remember there was a lot of brass and mirrors and loud '80s music." "Well, that narrows it down." "Wait." "Uh, it was by the airport." "All right." "We'll find it." "I'll take you." "Don't worry." "It'll be our little secret." "Thank you, Jay." "(sighs)" "What happened to him?" "I'm back." "We need to talk to you." "Sit down." " What's going on?" " Don't say anything." " Just watch." " (tender music plays)" "Baby pictures of Luke?" "More than baby pictures." "You're gonna watch Luke grow up to sappy music." "Why are you doing this?" "To get all the crying out of your system so you don't melt down at the graduation." "It's like when you drink too much and your friends get you super-wasted so you never drink again for the rest of the week." "(voice breaking) It's the first time he saw snow." "Oh, here, Dad." "Thank you." "(crying) His baby blanket?" "!" "Why?" "!" "(sobs)" "Hey, nice car, Grey Gardens!" "It was a gift from my son!" "Ugh." "What the hell?" "(sighs)" "(tapping on glass)" "(muffled) Rawrrr!" "You call that a tiger?" "R-a-a-a-awrrr!" "_" "And we're very proud of our state-of-the-art computer lab." "It's so weird... every time I step into a middle school," "I feel like I'm 14 (shudders) ag-a-in." "That... was on me." "He wasn't gonna do anything." " How much is his therapy costing again?" " (sighs)" "We used to think that was snark." " Now we know it's wit." " Yeah." "Uh, Mr. Peterson, we just want to be certain that this environment's the right fit for Lily." "We have a lot of experience dealing with accelerated students." "But if Lily really is gifted, then maybe there's another path... private schools." "Although, I do love the diversity of a public school." " On the other hand, I do wonder..." " Okay, you know what?" "We're just deciding if she's gonna skip a grade." "We're not charting out the next 20 years of her life." "Well, no, choices have consequences." "If we don't do this right, she could lose all interest in school and drop out, and the next thing you know, we're supporting her and her deadbeat boyfriend and our savings are drained, and then we have to sell the house!" "Okay, why do all your meltdowns have to do" " with us selling the house?" " I'm just saying..." " We're gonna give you guys a minute." " Okay." "Lily, do you want to see the computer lab?" "This feels like a good time to tell you I'm adopted." "Maybe Claire's right." "Maybe it's too much pressure for her to skip a grade." "I did it, and I'm fine." "Uh-huh." "I'm sorry." "Um..." "Hey, w-what does "uh-huh" mean?" "Well, perhaps you're not the... best advertisement for skipping a grade." "So, wait." "You're afraid Lily's gonna turn out like me?" "I'm just saying that maybe you skipping a grade put too much pressure on you, and it exacerbated your neurotic tendencies, and now you can't even make a tiny, little decision about, you know... paint." "Wow!" "I can..." "Y-you..." "I don't have to just st..." "Oh, you think you are so s..." "You can't decide how to storm off, can you?" "(exhales sharply) I am... (somber music plays)" "(crying) Luke's first haircut." "He gave me bangs." " Well, that's it." " (music shuts off)" "Hopefully you're all cried out." "You remember when he hid that mouse trap under the pillow to catch the tooth fairy?" "(sobs)" "Dad, we got to start getting ready for the graduation." "Yeah, so maybe splash some cold water on your face and wrap it up." "Do you guys remember that "Luke Loves Daddy" rap?" "(rapping) ♪ My name is Luke Dunphy ♪" "♪ And I'm here to say ♪" "♪ I love Daddy ♪" "(sobs)" "I thought you said he'd be cried out by now." "Dad, please, you really got to stop." "That's what he said when I was the tickle monster!" "(sobbing loudly)" "Ohh!" "(sobbing continues)" "Mama, now my tooth hurts." "Well, I guess you can't have cake today." "What if it's my leg?" "Claire, I guess I'm picking up the cake myself, because you didn't answer my messages." "Claire:" "Grawr!" "Gr-a-a-awr!" "Hey, Claire, are you having fun at the Gym Town?" "As a matter of fact, I am." "This is my new friend, Charlie." "He loves dinosaurs, and tomorrow we're both gonna have pink eye." "Hi, Charlie!" "Can you go and find the negligent adult that brought you here?" "Oh, do you have to go so soon?" "He smells so good!" "Yeah, you're like two sniffs away from a felony." "(sighs)" "What is going on?" "I gave Phil such a hard time for being too emotional about Luke's graduation, but I think it's hitting me more than I want to admit." "I know." "It happens so fast." "Luke used to love coming here." "Today he gave us a Rolls-Royce." "The one outside is yours?" "I thought I was gonna be able to meet Mr. Burt Reynolds!" "You're lucky." "When Manny goes, you still have Joe." "Yeah, but it doesn't make it hurt any less." "We just have face it..." "They're not boys anymore." "They're men." "Luke has a job, and he's dating." "He can serve on a jury." "God, that's terrifying." "I know." "Manny ditched us last night to go drinking." "He thinks I don't know, but I know." "He smelled like a sweaty peppermint." "I saw the pictures that he texted Luke from the strip club." "Is that where Javier took him?" "Oh." "You did not know that." "I'm sorry." "But it... it looked like one of the classier establishments." "The girl that was sitting on Manny's lap had on a really cute top, at... at least in the first picture." "The one time that I thought that he was going to be a good father, and he teaches Manny how to be a dog!" "I'm gonna kill him!" "Hey, look at me!" "I'm about to talk to a stranger!" "(exhales sharply)" "(slow rock music plays)" "Oh, yes." "This is it." "This is the one." "Ugh." "It wasn't this depressing last night." "The lunch scene in a strip joint is like a refugee camp with less hope." "Excuse me." "Uh, my friend left some personal belongings here last night." "Anything left behind..." " goes in the lost and found." " There we go." "Thank you." "There's a jacket... glasses... hairpiece, I hope..." " What about my stuff?" "!" " Nope." "There's a lot of wedding rings in here, though." "Sir, we're in a big hurry." "Have you seen a cap and gown and sash?" "Man:" "Gentlemen, put your hands together for..." "Val the Dictorian!" "(electronica version of "Pomp and Circumstance" plays)" "She definitely looks like she knows stuff." "(sighs)" "Credit where credit is due." "She put together a pretty solid act in very little time." "Can you just please help me get my stuff back?" "Miss?" "Miss?" "Val?" "Hi." "Heh." "Here's the thing." "The gown, everything..." "He actually left them here last night." "Manny:" "I was having a tête-à-tête with Chyna." "She probably mentioned me." "Hope I didn't lead her on." "See, I'm going to college soon, and I... and I don't want any loose ends." "I'm in the middle of my act." "Sure, but the thing is he's got to get it back, so if you could strip a little more in our direction..." "I'm such a screw-up." "Huh. "Integrity."" "It should say "Perverted Schnapps Maniac."" "(sniffs) Oh, God." "It smells like Miss Dictorian's perfume." "I can't wear this." "I'm a fraud." "No absents?" "Oh, I've got one big absent... my soul." "Manny, you've spent your whole life trying to be perfect, and this is throwing you for a loop..." "I get it." "But if you just look around this room, you'll realize people make mistakes." "You could do way worse than you did last night, and it ain't gonna change a thing." "So my advice... try to be a little easier on yourself." "(man wolf-whistling)" "Thanks, Jay." "Oh, God, there's Chyna." "Pretending to ignore me!" "She's as transparent as her pumps." " (applause)" " James Earl Carter." "Have you seen my booboo?" "Ohh!" "Poor baby!" "Mwah." "Vice principal:" "Nicole Ingrid Cortez." "(applause)" "Can you please move over?" "I have to kill someone." "Vice principal:" "Charles Mark Coleson." "I hope that you had fun last night." "Oh, I did." "It was a magical time." " Lucy Coleson." " I can't believe that you..." "Me either." "Look at our son over there, eh?" " He's perfect." " Yeah, and then you come along" " and you expose him to all this..." " Me?" "It was you who exposed him to so many amazing things." "You raised him to be a wonderful man without my help." "Every single thing that is good about him is because of you." " Henry Coruthers." " I'm sorry?" "I'm sorry." "Thank you for being the finest mother to our son." "Hmm?" "Damn it." "You're welcome." "I'm sorry about earlier." "It's not that I don't want Lily to be like you..." "No, no." "Hey." "You're right, okay?" "I'm an indecisive mess." "Of course I don't want that for her." "And for the record, I don't want her to be like me, either." " Ohh!" " It's not like I'm exactly an overachiever." "That's true." "Yeah, you jumped on that one pretty quick." "If you care about what I think..." " ..." "I want to skip." " Vice principal:" "Jacob Marcus Dalton." "Are you sure, sweetie?" "Because it's a lot of pressure." " I can handle it." " But what about all your friends?" " I mean, look at..." "look at these kids." " Vice principal:" "Phillip Thomas Darrow." "A lot of them have known each other since kindergarten." "I'll make new friends." "Kids really like me." "So... she's popular?" "Vice principal:" "Brittany Willa Darrow." "Phil, I'm sorry I gave you grief earlier." "Today has hit me much harder than I thought it would." "It's okay to be emotional." "It's too late." "I'm all cried out." "It's like there's no more moisture left in my body." "I'm afraid if I blink, my eyes will get stuck." "Hmm." "Really?" "Do you remember that video where the lion greets the man... (voice breaking) and hugs him 'cause he hasn't seen him in 20 years?" "Yep." "I sure do." "I am... dead inside." "Vice principal:" "Manuel Alberto Delgado." " Bravo, Manny!" "Baby!" " (Javier whistling)" " Mwah!" " You did it, buddy!" "Vice principal:" "Lucas Phillip Dunphy." "Alex:" "Yeah!" " Haley:" "Whoo!" " Claire:" "My baby, my baby!" "Well done, son." "(voice breaking) Remember how cute he was in his little Buzz Lightyear costume?" "(voice breaking) Or how he used to say "burfday" and "Li-bary"?" "He still does." "This is... tearing me up." "Congrats, buddy." "Why does your gown smell like Haley's perfume?" "Claire:" "This is a fun game, isn't it?" "But you know what?" "Maybe one where we just sat at a table..." "Hey." "Hey." "Congratulations on the first of what I'm sure will be many diplomas." "Unless you want to skip all that and move to Colombia and become a radiologist." "Thanks for helping me with the cap-and-gown mess." "I don't know what I would have done without you." "I'm just happy you and your dad got to have some father-son time last night." "Yeah." "What?" " (liquid pours)" " It's just... with me graduating and everything," "I kind of wanted to say... you and me today, you know, that's what I think of as father-son time." "Let me tell you something." "After my divorce, my rule for dating was no kids." "And then you and your mom came along, and... all of that went right out the window." "What I'm trying to say is... here's to you, son." "You know, I'm still kind of hungover." "You're a man now!" "Power through!" "The thing is, we love the car." "We were so moved by the gesture." "(voice breaking) So moved." "Hey!" "I'm back!" "I guess I just needed to rehydrate." "Ohh." "But we can't keep it." "Honey, it's just... it's too generous." "But I love you guys so much." "You're the graduate." "You need the car." "It's yours." "I don't know what to say." "How 'bout "nailed it"?" "I wanted that sweet ride from the moment I saw it, but I knew my parents would never let me get it." "I also knew they'd never keep it if I gave it to them, so..." "If there were any S.A.T. questions about tricking your parents," "I'd be going to college." "Come on, you guys." "Let's roll." "You guys leaving already?" " Yeah, we all have plans." " Cam:" "Wait." "Lily?" "There are nine girls who will freak if I don't make an appearance at Jenna's." "I'm confused." "I-is she fun?" "Hang on." "(mutters)" "♪ ♪" "Ooh, nice ride!" " Bye-bye!" " (engine turns over)" " See ya later!" " Claire:" "Bye!" " Oh, my..." "Bye!" " Bye!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Luke is driving!" "They didn't even stay for dessert!" "Oh, God." "They're really gone." "It's so sad." "But isn't it what we hoped for?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "A toast." "We raised them to be independent, and now they're out in the world having their own lives." " We did it." " (glasses clinking)" " Gloria: iSalud!" " To us!" "Oh, sorry I missed the first part, but I'll drink to whatever you're toasting." "Top me off!" "Um, what are you doing?" "Well, I'm just trying to see if there's anything else about Lily we haven't noticed." "Like... she plays golf?" "No, we would know." "Aren't there greens fees?" " And what about this?" " Huh?" ""La Dolce Vita"?" "She likes Italian films?" "Well, no wonder she thought "Ice Age:" "Collision Course" was boring." " I liked it." " What else?" "(gasps)" "A photo of Lily shaking hands with the governor?" "!" "What?" "When?" "!" "Okay, maybe we need to start paying more attention." "Or if it ain't broke..." " Yeah, she's fine." " She's fine."

"male narrator:" "At the top of" "The world... [beeping] [horn honks]" "There's a job only a few would" "Dare." "Last season, the dash for the" "Cash was fought on the smooth" "Playing field of canada's arctic" "Ice." "This season, two old pros... alex:" "I came for the cash." "narrator:" "Join four of" "America's bravest truckers... jack:" "Come on, boys, saddle" "Up." "Let's go." "narrator:" "To tackle the" "Continent's deadliest ice" "Passage." "Just when you thought extreme" "Trucking couldn't get more" "Dangerous... george:" "Most dangerous road" "I've ever been on." "hugh:" "They say she's a" "Treacherous one." "So I'm here to give her a shot." "narrator:" "Ice road truckers" "Take on alaska." "[aerosmith's living on the edge]" "These are the truckers who make" "Their living on thin ice." "♪ we're living on the edge ♪" "♪ you can't help yourself ♪" "♪ living on the edge ♪" "♪ you can't help yourself ♪" "♪ living on the edge ♪" "♪ you can't help yourself ♪" "♪ from falling ♪" "♪ living on the edge ♪" "narrator:" "Prudhoe bay, alaska" "On the arctic ocean holds the" "Mother lode of the 21st century:" "Oil pumped by the billions of" "Gallons down the trans-alaskan" "Pipeline to supply america's" "Increasing demand for energy." "jack:" "The oil business is" "Obviously the bread and butter" "Of the state." "george:" "It's the lifeblood of" "The state of alaska." "narrator:" "But there's only" "One road to these ridges." "And it's the most fearsome on" "The planet." "This is the unpaved, ice-coated" "Track called the dalton, better" "Known as the haul road." "It's an ice road of a deadlier" "Breed where trucks smash head-on" "Or fly off instead of breaking" "Through, averaging a dead man" "For almost every one of its 414" "Miles." "george:" "T's dangerous." "There's no two ways about it." "There's a lot of trucks that's" "Upside-down up there to prove" "It." "jack:" "It's curve after curve" "After uphill, downhill, curve." "Crazy." "narrator:" "For an ice road" "Trucker, this road is the" "Ultimate challenge, because" "Every mile through the alaskan" "Wilderness is met with a new and" "Unpredictable threat." "The gauntlet of terror begins" "With a brutal initiation: 56" "Miles of icy hills and srp" "Curves." "There's a white knuckle stretch" "Called the rollercoaster and a" "Hairpin turn whose name says it" "All." "george:" "Oh, [bleep] corner." "[laughs]" "Oh, [bleep]." "narrator: 250 miles in, the" "Most feared enemy... the road:" "4,700-foottigun pass where" "Avalanches strike at any moment" "And bury truckers alive." "tim:" "You can freeze to death" "Out there in half an hour." "narrator:" "The final assault:" "50 miles of windswept ice called" "The bluffs where temperatures" "Dive to 70 below and the road" "Can suddenly vanish in a total" "Whiteout." "tim:" "Can't see a [bleep]" "Thing." "narrator:" "And if the ice on" "The dalton road doesn't kill" "You, the final stretch over the" "Arctic ocean just might." "tim:" "They say it's not if you" "Wreck, it's when you wreck." "jack:" "You could easily die" "Out there." "narrator:" "The ice road" "Truckers' mission:" "To haul more" "Than 6,000 loads from fairbanks" "To deadhorse, the gateway to" "The prudhoe bay oil fields." "And they have just 12 weeks to" "Do it in." "It's such a deadly route that" "They earn the equivalent of" "Combat pay...$120,000 and up." "The more loads, the more cash." "george:" "That's the" "Highest-paying job there is." "They don't pay us this good" "Because it's easy." "The girl scouts are not up there" "Doing it." "narrator: 24 hours before" "The winter season begins," "Northern lights flare in the" "Sky." "The ragged thunder of diesel" "Engines builds in the yard," "But the trucks are at a" "Standstill, waiting for the" "Last mile of ice road to be" "Built." "time to go make an ice road." "narrator:" "The dalton is paved" "With ice because big rigs" "Require a smooth driving" "Surface, and no other material" "Can hold up to the extreme" "Conditions." "An 8,500-gallon tanker unloads" "Water onto the roadbed." "one mile of road, and we" "Basically lay down 32,000" "Gallons of water per mile." "narrator:" "And then a grader" "Does a pass over the" "Fast-freezing slush." "we raise this road surface" "Almost 2 inches." "This here is 2 inches of ice" "Exactly." "narrator:" "But the tradeoff" "For an even surface of ice is" "A road that can turn as slick" "As a skating rink." "The trek north begins in the" "City of fairbanks." "Here in the yards of carlile" "Transportation systems," "Thousands of loads are piling" "Up." "The blue trucks of carlile are" "One of the most familiar sights" "In the far north." "They move a third of the freight" "That goes up the dalton and over" "The ice." "it's a challenging," "Dangerous road, and our goal in" "Our company is to run it 100%" "Safely." "We just got a really big season" "Going on this winter." "It's the busiest one we've had" "For about ten years, probably," "This winter." "narrator:" "With so much" "Freight to move, dispatchers" "Send out the word:" "Drivers" "Wanted." "we're just swamped with" "Business." "We just don't have enough" "Drivers right now to get on the" "Road." "We're basically looking for" "Anyone that's capable of running" "The dalton." "We've got a couple leads on" "Bringing some drivers out of" "Canada right now that are gonna" "Help us." "narrator:" "Across town in" "Fairbanks, the canadian invasion" "Has already begun." "hugh:" "Yee-haw." "Fairbanks, alaska." "Dalton highway, here I come." "narrator:" "Hugh "the polar" "Bear" rowland has conquered just" "About every ice road in canada." "Now he's on the prowl stateside." "hugh:" "Everybody knows polar" "Bears have the right of way." "narrator:" "And he's not alone." "alex:" "Good morning," "Fairbanks, alaska." "Looks like it's gonna be a nice" "Morning." "All I need is a truck and a" "Load, a map, and the dalton." "Lord, go with me." "narrator:" "Alex and hugh have" "A combined 60 years' experience" "As ice road truckers." "But they've never seen anything" "Like the extreme hills and" "Curves of the dalton." "They know the legend." "Now they're here to drive it." "hugh:" "You spin out on one of" "These hills, and she's a long" "Way to the bottom, and you're" "Upside-down by the time you get" "There, that's for sure." "narrator:" "Finally, opening" "Day of the ice road season." "[engine rumbles]" "The 500-mile race to the oil" "Fields is on." "[horn honks]" "One of carlile's top drivers," "Jack jessee, is chosen tmove" "The first heavy load of the" "Season." "In alaska there are truck" "Drivers, and then there are" "Heavy haulers who move anything" "Oversized or overweight." "jack:" "They put it on the" "Trailer, they tell me to get it" "There safely, I get it there." "narrator: 20 feet long, 18" "Feet high, the massive modular," "Or mod, is a structure used to" "House heavy equipment." "This load will hang so far into" "The oncoming lane that it's at" "High risk for a head-on" "Collision." "To run interference, jack" "Commands a small fleet of three" "Pilot cars." "jack:" "There's gonna be some" "Spots where I'm really gonna" "Have to slow down." "To go through some of the things" "Like this." "The lolololololoload...it'll be s" "Of..." "All kinds of weird stuff." "narrator:" "Jack's convoy is" "First out of the gate." "Priority:" "Critical." "you know, a heavy haul driver" "Has a lot more responsibility." "They may have a module worth" "$10-12 million, and a lot of" "Times there might be a work crew" "Of maybe 20 or 30 guys waiting" "On that to show up." "narrator:" "The mod has to" "Reach an oil rig in less than 48 hours to keep production on" "Schedule." "The express mission will take" "Jack over 414 miles of steep" "Mountain ice." "And if that doesn't take him" "Down, he'll face the final" "Stretch over a frozen arctic" "Ocean." "Virginia-born, college-educated," "Jack found his calling on the" "Haul road." "it's a freedom thing, you" "Know." "An easy rider, get on the" "Motorcycle and go." "You're just doing it in a truck." "When you're driving a truck, it" "Kinda gets into your blood." "You hate it sometimes, and" "Sometimes you just love it to" "Death." "narrator:" "Now that he's at" "The very top of the game, he" "Aims to stay there." "jack:" "My goal for this year" "Is to survive the year, make a" "Living for my family, be around" "To do it next year, and keep" "Doing it." "I'm doing a job that I love to" "Do." "narrator: 70 miles north of" "Fairbanks, the pavement drops" "Off, and the solid ice of the" "Haul road begins." "The road narrows." "Jack's pilot car drivers begin" "Their vigilant watch for" "Oncoming traffic." "there's a pretty high level" "Of trust going on with the pilot" "Cars." "You know, I mean, they're my" "Eyes, my ears, out ahead of me." "'cause there's spots that I" "Can't meet anybody." "narrator:" "Almost immediately" "The great ascent begins." "Jack hits the first hill of the" "Trip, called "2,5 mile", with" "A steep grade of 8 degrees." "To climb it, a heavy hauler" "Needs plenty of momentum, but" "Not so much speed that he can't" "Stop." "jack:" "When you're that heavy," "It takes a long distance to" "Stop." "It's like a train." "narrator:" "Jack slowly inches" "His way to the top." "Tires holding on the ice." "But this is just the first of" "Many hurdles." "The monstrous rollercoaster is" "Dead ahead." "Back at carlile, the american" "Veteran of the ice rolls in to" "Begin his 30th and final year on" "The road." "George spears started driving" "The haul road because it's the" "Closest thing he could find to" "Combat." "george:" "Veterans like myself" "Seek out something that's" "Dangerous." "Something that's right on the" "Edge like that." "People ask what's worse, to" "Crash into another truck or go" "Off a cliff?" "I'd just as soon not do either" "One of 'em." "narrator:" "In fact, he's done" "Both, including flipping his" "Truck over a cliff." "george:" "Boom, boom, boom," "Went bounding over the hill." "Rolled over twice." "I walked out the windshield." "It happens real fast up there." "I don't care how good a driver" "You are or what, if you don't" "Have a good respect for that" "Road, sooner or later, it'll" "Reach out and grab ya." "narrator:" "The list of fallen" "Drivers is long." "At the last truck stop before" "The dalton begins stands a" "Memorial." "And many of george's friends'" "Names are on the wall." "george:" "There's my good" "Friend, dale harris." "We called him spud." "He was just an outgoing guy." "He was just a lot of fun to be" "Around, and he's been sorely" "Missed." "narrator:" "It was st last" "Winter that dale was driving" "South on a long, winding hill." "He was only 60 miles from home" "Rounding a blind curve when" "Headlights stabbed the darkness" "Ahead." "This is the haul road's greatest" "Danger:" "Two big rigs meeting" "Suddenly on a narrow stretch" "Of ice." "The oncoming truck, loaded with" "Cement, jackknifed as it" "Approached." "The heavy trailer drifted into" "Dale's lane." "[crash] it was an accident." "It was an accident." "It was a trucker's worst" "Nightmare on both sides." "george:" "See, he was about my" "Age, he was about ready to" "Retire, same as I am, so..." "A shame to go that long and" "Then not make it." "narrator:" "Fairbanks, alaska," "January 20th...opening day of" "The ice road season." "And day one on the job for haul" "Road rookie, tim freeman." "tim:" "I'm a little nervous." "Well, I've listened to people" "Talk about the dalton all my" "Life." "narrator:" "A fourth-generation" "Driver from minnesota, tim is" "Here for trucking's ultimate" "Challenge..." "And biggest payday." "tim:" "Make some of that money." "[laughs]" "I just feel confident because" "I was trained by my father," "Who's been around trucks 51" "Years he's been alive." "I taught tim how to drive." "I'd say anybody that starts out" "Running that road's under" "Pressure." "The minute you're not nervous up" "There, you better start looking" "For something else to do, is the" "Way I look at it." "narrator:" "Before tim senior" "Sent his son to the ice roads," "He enlisted an old friend as his" "Mentor." "tim jr.:" "Scrap-iron georgie" "Spears." "George is a good family friend." "He's a case too." "I love that guy." "narrator:" "But the haul road" "Breaks rookie drivers." "tim jr.: [bleep]." "This is bad." "narrator:" "And if tim's going" "To succeed on this road, he's" "Got to show something special." "tim jr.:" "There is no" "Guarantee." "All I can do is hope." "I'm ready to go trucking, man." "narrator:" "Over in the carlile" "Shop, tim's truck is being" "Refitted with a set of arctic" "Armor." "It's the first and essential" "Step to surviving the punishing" "Road ahead." "jarid:" "These trucks have what" "What you would call an arctic" "Package from the factory." "But their version of arctic and" "Our version of arctic up here" "Are two different things." "We're gonna start off wrapping" "These lines here so that we can" "Keep this power steering warm." "The cold that we deal with up" "Here...you probably don't see 60" "Or 70 below down in the states." "narrator:" "In this kind of" "Cold, just about every fluid" "Could freeze solid." "jarid:" "Once you get up there" "In that wind and that cold" "Weather, you can't steer this" "Truck." "The fluid becomes so thick that" "It will not turn." "narrator:" "If brakes aren't" "Protected from the elements," "They can lock up without" "Warning." "jarid:" "They pack up with ice." "Well, then you go to step on" "Your brakes and you don't have" "Brakes." "narrator:" "Jarid rebuilds the" "Brake assembly with heavy-duty" "Bushings to prevent ice from" "Building up inside." "Weather-beaten batteries need" "Replacing..." "And finally, the engine needs" "Protecting." "jarid:" "This will actually" "Keep the truck warm so that the" "Driver is not freezing to death" "While he's driving down the" "Road." "narrator: 150 miles north is" "Heavy hauler jack jessee... [honking horn]" "Just entering a set of dips like" "Nothing else on earth." "jack:" "Okay, so we're dropping" "Down into the roller coaster." "narrator:" "These are the" "Treacherous coils of ice called" ""the roller coaster."" "[rumbling, rattling]" "jack:" "Oh, you're [bleep] me." "narrator:" "Just ahead, a" "Trucker is in serious trouble." "jack:" "I've seen more than one" "Guy slide backwards on this" "Hill." "narrator:" "The truck spun out" "In front of jack, making it" "Easier for him to do the same." "When tires spin out on the ice" "They act like polishing wheels," "Making the surface even slicker" "For the next truck that comes" "Along." "jack:" "Something I call...you" "Know, we all call "breaking" "Loose" up here, or "wiping your" "Feet."" "But we're gonna get in his parts" "Where he spun his tires." "I could easily spin mine and" "Actually spin out in the same" "Place, so I gotta be sure not to" "Be in the same place that he" "Was." "narrator:" "Jack slows down to" "Make sure the driver's been" "Rescued." "jack:" "Okay, thank you." "It may be him this trip" "And it may be me the next trip." "narrator:" "But it cost him" "Precious momentum for getting up" "The hill." "Suddenly he loses traction." "[wheels squealing] [rattling, clinking]" "narrator:" "Then jack's tires" "Start slipping..." "With 32,000 pounds dragging him" "Down." "jack:" "Most of our biggest" "Fear would be sliding backwards, 'cause you have no control." "And then all of a sudden you" "Start spinning your tires and" "You stop, and instantaneously" "You start sliding backwards." "And there ain't a thing you can" "Do." "Just hold on for the ride, I" "Guess." "well, I think we just" "Broke loose." "narrator:" "Jack backs off the" "Power to stop his wheels from" "Spinning, then precisely" "Feathers the throttle to keep" "Just enough forward momentum." "narrator:" "He gives it all the" "Power he dares, and his tires" "Grip the ice just enough to keep" "Climbing." "jack:" "Ah, this is easy." "We'll just nurse this truck" "Right over the top." "narrator:" "And finally, he" "Rounds the top of the roller" "Coaster." "jack: [laughs] narrator:" "But yet another" "Terror of the haul road lies" "Dead ahead...avalanche alley." "narrator:" "Day two of the ice" "Road season." "High in the brooks mountain" "Range a fresh new snow has" "Created a whole new danger of" "Avalanches." "reid: [laughs] 17 inches of new snow is what" "I'm looking at." "[laughs]" "Once the wind hits this stuff," "It's just going to turn into" "Rock-hard avalanches." "narrator:" "At 4,700 feet," "Atigun pass is both the midpoint" "And highest reach of the haul" "Road...the "avalanche alley" of" "The north." "reid:" "If we did not shoot" "This snow down, very likely" "There would be trucks hit and" "Trapped and maybe even knocked" "Over the guard rail and down" "Into the canyon." "narrator:" "Avalanche control" "Expert reid bahnson and his crew" "Set out to defuse the danger" "With a very big gun." "The weapon is a korean war era" "Recoilless rifle." "It fires shells packed with 8 pounds of tnt." "Conditions:" "A near whiteout." "reid:" "Uh, with the lack of" "Visibility we have today, we're" "Going to have to blind-fire the" "Weapon." "If we get a break we'll use the" "Sight." "It's a lot more fun." "Is the road closed?" "man:" "Road's closed." "reid:" "Clear to the front?" "man:" "Clear the rear!" "reid:" "Ready to load shot 305." "reid:" "All clear." "Ready to fire." "Fire!" "narrator:" "The rifle has no" "Recoil because it vents the" "Explosion out the rear of the" "Gun in a ball of flame." "reid:" "Loaded." "Fire!" "narrator:" "When the shell" "Hits, the tnt detonates." "reid:" "Report." "narrator:" "And invisible in" "The whiteout, a tsunami of snow" "Rumbles down the mountain." "reid:" "All clear." "Ready to fire." "Fire!" "[shouting]" "Report." "[booming, rumbling]" "Report." "We're good." "We caused three pretty" "Good-sized avalanches." "narrator:" "With three big" "Slides down, the pass can reopen" "And the big rigs can get" "Through." "But the danger is far from over" "On the haul road." "Like wrecks and breakdowns," "Avalanches are inevitable." "In fairbanks, rookie tim freeman" "Gets his first chance to drive" "The haul road, provided he runs" "With his mentor and family" "Friend george spears." "tim jr.:" "Yeah, I'm nervous" "About running up there." "Uh, there's lots of hazards in" "The way." "I'm most nervous about the" "Hills." "[beeping]" "[beeping]" "[honks horn] narrator:" "George is hauling 13 tons of thermasteel panels..." "Enough to build five" "Heat-efficient houses for the" "Oil workers in prudhoe bay." "Behind him, tim pulls a typical" "Rookie load...25,000 pounds of" "Canned food...which is difficult" "To damage." "tim jr.:" "Heading to prudhoe" "For my first trip." "It's something I've been waiting" "To do since I started driving" "The truck." "tim jr.:" "All right, george." "No sweat." "narrator:" "Tim first has to" "Navigate a 75-mile stretch of" "Icy curves before the pavement" "Ends and the dalton itself" "Begins." "george:" "Pretty steep grade" "Along here." "If it doesn't get you spinning" "Out going up the hill, you're" "Sliding off the other side," "So... tim jr.:" "Eh, it's a son of a" "Bitch, that hill." "I think I just slipped a little" "Bit on that last hill." "narrator:" "Tim feels the rear" "End of his truck losing contact" "With the road, which is usually" "The last feeling a driver gets" "Before he goes off the edge." "Back in fairbanks, hugh rowland" "Reports to carlile" "Transportation to take on" "America's ice road." "hugh:" "They say she's a road" "From hell, so I'm here to give" "Her a shot." "Take a little american money" "Home with me." "narrator:" "On the canadian ice" "Roads, he's the one and only" "Polar bear." "First in hauling freight." "First in money-making." "Last in humility." "hugh:" "Walk tall." "Carry a big stick." "The ice road trucker with the" "Bigger stick wins." "narrator:" "But on american" "Soil, the polar bear is just" "Another rookie." "But before he can be trusted in" "The alaskan wilderness, he has" "To prove himself on a video" "Game." "roberta:" "So this is a" "Simulator." "We're gonna get this cranked up" "And, uh, let you, uh, see what" "It's like to drive the alaska" "Roads." "All right?" "So if I can get you" "To put your seatbelt on, and" "Whenever you're comfortable, go" "Ahead and start it up and let's" "Roll." "[suspenseful music]" "♪ ♪ hugh:" "Away we go." "Nobody coming through the" "Intersection." "[gearshift grinding] narrator:" "The instructor" "Tests hugh's driving skills on" "Varying terrain and how quickly" "He can react to sudden" "Obstacles." "hugh: [chuckles]" "I tipped it over." "roberta:" "You did tip it over." "hugh:" "Roberta's probably" "Messing with the storms out" "There." "roberta:" "I blew out your, um," "Left steer tire." "Left steer tire." "You...you noticed." "You had your trailer swinging" "Back and forth." "narrator:" "Hugh narrowly" "Passes the exam." "He walks away from this wreck," "But if this happens on the" "Dalton, he might not be so" "Lucky." "230 miles north is the shelf, a" "Narrow, high-walled passage cut" "Into the mountainside..." "Notorious for causing rollovers" "And head-ons." "It's dangerous for any two" "Trucks to meet here, and jack" "Jessee approaches it with the" "Widest load on the road..." "An 18-foot modular." "man on radio:" "There you go." "Go smooth, uh..." "A lot of southbounds are" "Starting your way, coming" "Awfully fast." "jack, you copy?" "We got a load of" "Southbounders... it's too dangerous over your" "Pass." "I don't think you've got" "Enough room to get through that" "Up there." "narrator:" "Oncoming trucks" "Clear his rig with as little as 6 inches to spare." "jack:" "A little snug, there," "Wasn't it, dawg?" "narrator:" "But there's an even" "More dangerous stretch just 50" "Miles ahead at 4,700-foot" "Atigun pass." "jack:" "What, is it starting to" "Blow or something?" "narrator:" "When high winds" "Blow through this terrain," "Avalanches follow." "jack:" "What happened up there?" "Avalanche or are they just" "Cleaning the road?" "yeah, an avalanche." "I don't think that you'll be" "Able to fit between there." "It was up higher than my truck." "jack:" "When did that avalanche" "Happen?" "Just a little bit ago?" "must have." "Looked pretty fresh." "narrator:" "Minutes ago, an" "Avalanche tore down the pass" "And buried the road ahead in 12" "Feet of snow." "jack, you copy, we need to" "Hang out here in the chain-up" "Area." "State's getting it cleared out." "It's too narrow for us to get" "Through there right now." "jack:" "Oh, lovely." "narrator:" "Jack narrowly" "Escaped being buried." "He pulls over to wait for the" "Plows to clear the way." "Every minute the load waits, an" "Oil rig crew sits idle." "Yet jack still faces the heart" "Of alaska's avalanche alley." "jack:" "I don't know if I even" "Want to go up there, you know." "When one avalanche falls," "There's a good chance there's" "Gonna be more of 'em." "narrator:" "On 4,700-foot" "Atigun pass, the highest" "Point of the dalton, the road" "Suddenly disappeared under a 12-foot wave of snow." "Heavy hauler jack jessee and" "His convoy just missed getting" "Hit by the avalanche." "Then they were delayed for two" "Hours by the cleanup, losing" "Money as the load stands idle." "Finally, some good news." "yes, you're good to go now." "Jack, you got a copy there?" "jack:" "Okay, I'm moving." "Well, anyway, they got the" "Avalanche cleared enough for" "Me to go through." "Oh, it's right here's where the" "Avalanche was, you know?" "That'll stop a truck." "Okay, guys, watch out for any" "More avalanches here." "We don't want to get caught in" "One today." "all right, here we come." "jack:" "So we've made it up and" "Over the pass, through the" "Avalanche and down the other" "Side." "narrator:" "After the pass," "The road descends to the open" "Tundra of the north slope." "Here there's yet another" "Prevailing danger." "jack:" "Mother nature's" "Starting to pick her...pick her" "Fury back up again, up north." "narrator:" "The high winds of" "The polar region blast across" "The ice without a tree or a" "Mountain to slow them down," "Hitting a big, square load" "Like jack's with terrifying" "Force." "jack:" "It could just, you" "Know, blow the truck sideways." "And, uh, you know, push me off" "The road." "narrator:" "One of the most" "Dreaded hazards of the haul road" "Is a whiteout...what alaskans" "Call a blow, and jack has just" "Driven into a blinding, howling" "Blow." "These conditions cause head-on" "Collisions, or you can drive" "Off the road without knowing it" "And be buried alive by the snow." "jack:" "And your motor's" "Gonna plug up, your air" "Cleaner's gonna plug up," "Your motor's gonna die." "You're out here so far in such" "Bad weather that nobody's really" "Gonna be able to get to you." "narrator:" "Phase three means" "It's too dangerous for even" "Emergency crews." "Truckers are now completely on" "Their own." "Back at carlile, alex" "Debogorski gets ready for his" "First alaskan challenge." "alex:" "I've never really been" "Tested by somebody." "I got my license out of a" "Popcorn box years ago." "narrator:" "Last year, his" "Run was cut short when he was" "Suddenly stricken with heart" "Trouble." "This year, he's setting out to" "Make a comeback on a road even" "More dangerous than the last." "yeah, I think alex" "Has something to prove to" "Himself, not only to anybody" "Else." "He's back." "He's...he's full of piss and" "Vinegar." "He's gonna get at 'er." "narrator:" "To pursue" "Alaska's big paycheck, alex" "Left his family of 11 children" "And 9 grandchildren behind" "In yellowknife, canada." "alex:" "You gotta die sometime." "yeah, but I don't want" "You to go on the ice road." "he's never driven this road" "Before, and we hear it's quite" "A dangerous road." "And, of course, I always worry" "About his health, but we're just" "Gonna pray that everything" "Goes well, and god always" "Looks after us." "alex:" "Give us direction and" "Guidance, protect us from evil" "And harm." "narrator:" "With his family's" "Blessing, alex is a rookie all" "Over again, but can he make it" "Through five minutes on the haul" "Road simulator?" "alex:" "Whoa." "Run over the lawn." "narrator:" "He's off to a bad" "Start." "alex:" "I started off with" "The truck being turned all the" "Way to the right, and so when" "I put it in gear, the truck" "Just sort of drove right up on" "The lawn, and so I ran over" "About an acre of lawn before I" "Got back down on the road." "narrator:" "Getting out of" "Town is the biggest hurdle." "[horn honks] alex:" "Get your ass out of" "The way, okay?" "narrator:" "On the snowy" "Curves of the dalton," "Alex excels." "there you go, perfect." "narrator:" "And passes like a" "Pro." "alex:" "It made me seasick," "And you just gotta drive this..." "This thing all over the place." "But it went all right." "good job." "[alex laughs] narrator: 50 miles north of" "Fairbanks is rookie tim" "Freeman, who's having trouble" "With his truck's rear end." "tim:" "I'm just trying to" "Concentrate on this to see if" "It'll do it again." "narrator:" "The drive wheels" "Of his cab are hopping off the" "Road and skidding sideways," "And he's still on the pavement." "tim:" "I'm feeling hot." "Yeah, just get it back there." "It hopped." "narrator:" "The rear end was" "Just rebuilt on the truck, and" "Either the mechanic made a" "Mistake or tim's got a bad" "Case of rookie nerves." "tim:" "I'd like to get one..." "One more good pull to make sure" "I'm not imagining this." "narrator:" "Either way, his" "Mentor and lead driver george" "Spears is not taking a chance" "On tim's safety." "tim:" "Yeah, something's" "Jumping back there, george." "[bleep] narrator:" "Eight miles from" "The dalton and his dream of" "Driving the haul road, tim" "Decides that his truck is" "Dangerously unfit for the trip." "tim:" "Yeah, I'm bummed about" "It." "I'm finally up here and doing" "It and..." "Now I have to go back" "To town." "Won't even make it to the" "Dalton highway." "This sucks." "george:" "I know it." "Those guys from minnesota, man," "They're rough on equipment," "Aren't they?" "[tim laughs]" "Okay, buddy." "tim:" "All right, george." "nice...it was nice working" "With you." "[tim laughs]" "I sure hope they fire you" "When you get back to town." "[tim laughs] narrator:" "George spears" "Will have to continue north by" "Himself while tim abandons his" "Load and turns back for" "Fairbanks." "tim:" "I'm gonna turn around" "And drop this trailer here and" "Bring her back to town and get" "Her fixed and drive her" "Another day." "narrator: 62 miles south of" "Prudhoe bay and the entrance to" "The ice road, jack jessee is" "Trapped by bad weather." "Just up the road is a phase" "Three whiteout, conditions so" "Extreme that emergency crews" "Can't drive, much less jack and" "His high priority load." "He's parked on the open tundra" "Until the wind dies down," "Which can take days and cause" "Him to miss his deadline." "[tapping] jack:" "No horsing around here." "We got work to do." "Just gonna hunker in and sit" "This one out, so there's no" "Need for us to go in and get" "Into that mess." "can't see 10 feet between" "Us to begin with." "jack:" "Yeah, pretty well" "Stuck here." "see you in the morning." "We'll figure it out then." "narrator:" "As day two of the" "Ice road season comes to an end," "So does a rookie's first attempt" "At driving the haul road." "tim:" "I called my dad right" "Before we pulled out of the yard" "And asked him for any" "Last-minute advice." "He said, "don't [bleep] up."" "[laughs]" "narrator:" "Tim freeman" "Returns to the carlile yard" "In fairbanks, defeated." "tim:" "Hey, dad, what's" "Happening?" "narrator:" "As he breaks the" "News to his father, he wonders" "If he made the right call or" "Possibly caved under pressure." "well, sure, yeah, absolutely" "There's pressure on you." "If you screw up, you're gonna" "Hear about it for a long time," "So you don't want to screw up." "tim:" "Yep." "be a professional when" "You're behind the wheel." "tim:" "All right, dad." "I'll talk to you tomorrow, then." "Good night." "narrator:" "Turning back on" "Your first run is bad enough," "But 225 miles north, on the" "Shelf, another rookie's trip" "Comes to a far worse end." "some tanker went off the" "Road up there." "oh, there he is." "narrator:" "Rescuers rush to" "The scene..." "And arrive braced" "For the worst." "[grunts]" "You all right?" "yeah, I'm okay." "not hurt or anything?" "We can have the medical check" "You out if you want to go up" "To pump four." "no, I'm all right." "okay." "narrator:" "The driver, bruce" "Carl, is shaken but manages to" "Climb out of the wreck." "He's got years of trucking" "Experience, but this was his" "First attempt on the ice." "you know it hurts your pride." "There's no way around that." "I know I made a mistake." "narrator:" "One mistake on" "This road is all it takes." "I reached up to grab" "Something off the dash, and I" "Got too close to the edge." "narrator:" "In the instant that" "Bruce reached over, his front" "Right wheel caught the edge of" "The road." "The whole truck followed as it" "Flipped onto its side and slid" "Into the ditch." "I wasn't goin' but about 25" "Mile an hour, but once it" "Grabbed and started, I couldn't" "Stop it." "This road is no joke." "It can get you, and today was" "My day." "narrator:" "Prudhoe bay," "Alaska." "Land's end..." "But the beginning" "Of the arctic ice road for jack" "Jessee." "In the 500 miles from fairbanks," "The most dangerous road in" "North america threw everything" "It had at jack." "He just missed getting hit by" "An avalanche, then was stranded" "In a massive whiteout." "But now comes the danger that" "Deeply haunts every driver...the" "Possibility of breaking" "Through the ice." "36 miles northwest of prudhoe," "Jack arrives at the oil field" "Operated by the italian company" "Known as eni." "jack:" "This is just about..." "It's one of the most northern" "Parts you can actually drive to." "This oil rig we're rolling to" "Right here is actually just..." "It's right on the sea, the" "Arctic sea up here." "narrator:" "He eases his rig" "Onto the ice road." "The arctic ice cracks as it" "Flexes with the weight of jack's" "Truck." "jack:" "It's got really big" "Cracks in it because ice" "Changes with the temperature." "The colder it gets, the ice" "Shrinks more and actually" "Creates its own cracks that" "Way." "narrator:" "With 48 hours and" "Almost 600 white-knuckle miles" "Behind him, jack arrives on time" "At the oil rig." "[horn honks] jack:" "Here we are... 60 miles west and north of" "Prudhoe bay right now, out in" "The middle of the oil field." "If the oil industry wasn't up" "Here, digging holes in the" "Ground, trying to find oil," "You know, the dalton highway" "Wouldn't be there, my job" "Wouldn't be there, you know, and" "I wouldn't...wouldn't have the" "Experiences up on this road that" "I have." "It's one of the most amazing" "Views I've ever seen." "Yeah, it's been a great" "Experience for me."

"THE CRIMINAL LIFE OF ARCHIBALDO DE LA CRUZ" "Directed by Luis Buñuel" "It was during one of the violent phases of the Revolution." "Everywhere banners were being raised by one side or the other." "The provincial capital where I lived... with my parents was still relatively peaceful." "My family was very well-off... and I was an only child." "Above all, my mother adored me." "I was brought up by a governess, but that didn't keep me from acquiring the bad habits of a spoiled child." "I'll bring him his water." "No, madam said she doesn't want him to eat too much." "Very well." "Archibald..." "Come out of there at once!" "Do you hear me?" "You'll be sorry if you don't." "Come out at once!" "What have you been up to?" "I was playing." "A well-bred boy doesn't do that!" "What if your mother finds out you messed up her clothes!" "My mother lets me do what I want." "You should behave like a little gentleman." "You're too old to do that kind of things." "If only they'd spank you occasionally." "What a little devil!" "Always getting into some mischief." "But you'll be good now, won't you, my little angel?" "He won't be any more trouble." "Where are you going?" "To the theatre, pet." "Your father is picking me up." "I don't want you to!" "You're not going!" "Don't be difficult, Archie." "Don't be a bad boy because... if you are a good little boy and let me go," "I'll bring him something he'll like." "What?" "Guess." "The music box!" "That's right!" "What a bad boy I have!" "I'll get it for you right away." "Come here, our lunch is getting cold." "Sit down and I'll put your napkin on." "Don't be so fidgety, Archie." "You're upsetting me." "Your parents pay me to raise you properly." "Well, they have lots of money." "That's no answer." "They could spend it on themselves!" "If you were my child... but they treat you like a 3-year-oId." "Here it is, dear." "Take good care of it and don't break it." "I leave him in your care, miss." "He won't trouble you anymore." "Put him to bed at 8 o'clock." "Until then, you could tell him the story of the little box." "What story, madam?" "You know, that story." "You understand what I mean?" "The one about the little box belonging to a king..." "You're late!" "I've been dressed for half an hour." "Sometimes, you have to wait too." "Hurry up, we'll be late." "I'll put my jewels on." "Don't bother, there isn't going to be any show." " What's that?" " No show, I said." "But why?" "Because bullets are flying in the suburbs already." "It won't be long before they reach us." "But there's nothing to worry about yet." "Is it nothing that we can't go to the theatre?" "All those agitators should be strung up!" "Don't worry." "They say General Gomez will be here tonight, he'll put them in their place." "It would have to be today!" "Tell me the story!" "Oh, yes...the story... about the king who owned this box." "He wasn't a king." "My mother said he was!" "Well, that comes later on." "It first belonged to a fairy." "Where do fairies live?" "In the air, in the water... in the fire..." "A king ordered this little box to be made." "So now we come to the king!" "The king had enemies he wanted to get rid of... and the genie gave the box strange powers." "He could get rid of them by starting up the box." "What happened then?" "One day, the Prime Minister, who was a traitor... said the queen was conspiring with the enemies." "The king commanded her to look him in the eyes but... she lowered them and... the king took it as a sign of guilt." "Without a second thought, he started up the little box and the poor queen was struck dead." "But one day..." "The story made a deep and lasting impression on me." "I owned the box now." "Could I take someone's life with it?" "I confess I started up the box in order to test my powers." "Instantly, I thought of the governess." "I was convinced that it was I who had killed her." "I assure you that morbid sensation gave me a certain pleasure." "Of course, it is only now that I realize all that." "Yes... it was a real pleasure, to feel myself aII-powerfuI." "You are aware that this is a human weakness..." "Since my reminiscences displease you, I won't go on." "Actually, I do find them distasteful." "Had I known, I wouldn't have asked to hear them." "I prefer to believe that you are deluding yourself." "It's imprinted on my memory like a photograph." "Time has a way of distorting things." "I am sure you were as good and pure as other children." "I think you like to pass yourself off as wicked." "I'm very far from being a saint." "Sister, would you be frightened if I told you something?" "That depends." "It's something that would greatly interest you." "Well, you can tell me tomorrow." "We've talked too much today, the doctor will scold us." "I'll bring you your pill." "I have to go to the dispensary..." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "What are you up?" "I must know something, sister." "What is it?" "You always want to be in the good graces of God?" "Yes..." "I try." "Well then, wouldn't you be glad to die... since it means eternal bliss?" "Isn't that right?" "Of course...but why?" "I'll give you that joy." "I don't understand." "If you had let me explain before, you would understand now." "Go on, Doctor." "Excuse me." "Your honor, everything is quite clear to me." "I don't doubt that it was an accident... the elevator door, through an oversight, was left open." "I think so too." "But, why was the sister running?" "I can't say why." "It doesn't seem extraordinary to me... still it's odd that a nurse would run to get something." "Your honor, Mr. Archibaldo De La Cruz has come in." "Let him wait." "Do you know what room she had come out of?" "We couldn't find out though we asked all the nurses on the floor." "What illness was Mr. De La Cruz being treated for?" "Since his wife's tragedy, his nerves have been shot." "I prescribed fifteen days of absolute rest for him." "What's he like?" "A typical man of our times... a bit moody." "Thank you." "It's been a pleasure meeting you." "For me, also." "I am always at your service." "Thank you." "Tell Mr. De La Cruz to come in." "Mr. De La Cruz, this way, please." "Your honor." "This is a mere formality." "I hope you won't mind giving me a few moments." "Certainly not." "Please be seated." "What can you say about the events leading to the accident?" "Can you add anything to what we already know?" "You did well to call me because I know everything." "How's that?" "What do you know?" "Everything relating to this matter." "It was no accident." "What was it then?" "A crime." "Please be serious." "I'm not joking." "Sister Trinity was murdered." "Then I'll have to believe you." "Who murdered her?" "I did, your honor." "Are you insane?" "Up to that time I thought I was sane." "I killed her deliberately and in cold blood... and she wasn't my first victim either." "I don't know what you're getting at but I must hear you out." "Mr. Gomez!" "Make a record of all this." "Keep in mind that everything you say... may be used against you." "Go ahead." "Your honor..." "do you like music boxes?" "What?" "See here, now..." "A few weeks ago I went out to buy a piece of jewelry." "It is not a very fashionable piece, but notice the workmanship without regard to the value of the stone." "Let's see what you think of this rare little Italian music box." "It plays a pretty tune for two minutes." "Isn't it very pretty?" "Can you change the melody if you want to?" "No, sir." "May I?" "What do you wish?" "Sorry if I'm being rude... but this little music box belonged to me once..." "I really must get it back." "Well, it's for sale..." "I acquired it legally, sir, and these people wish to buy it." "I'm very sorry." "Permit me to explain." "It belonged to my mother and is very dear to me." "During the revolution my house was looted and it disappeared." "Please understand, I would give anything to get it back." "Without a doubt, such memories should be respected." "We all have our own." "Of course." "That's certain." "Once, when I was little, I went with my mother..." "Lavinia, he's not interested in your childhood recollections." "I have other music boxes I can show you." "Don't bother, sir." "Let's go, Lavinia." "Please let me explain." "No thank you, sir." "Well, there goes a customer." "But I really couldn't disregard your feelings." "To me childhood memories are sacred." "How much?" "2,000 pesos..." "Will you take a check?" "Of course." "We only have to look at a face to tell if it's honest." "An honorable person has it etched on his forehead." " Payable to?" " Bearer." "Don't bother to wrap it." "Does the medallion still interest you?" "No, not now... thank you." "Who is he?" "Archibaldo De La Cruz." "You asked too little." "You could have charged him a lot more." "It isn't right to overcharge." "He seemed an honest man." "And rich, too." "For if he was poor, he'd better not be honest." "Good afternoon, Juan." "I'm lucky to find you in." "Bring me the vase I finished this morning." "I want to take it out." "You eating in?" "No." "I've baked apple tarts." "Keep them for tomorrow." "Mrs. Cervantes called to remind you of her invitation." "They expect you for tea at six." "I won't forget." "The neighbor came over to complain about the smoke from the studio chimney." "I'm sorry but it's my house and I won't give up my hobby just to please him." "This is the last beige shirt, the others will arrive later today." "Very well." "Now leave me alone." "I'm sorry I took so long but I had to clean it." "This is the one, isn't it?" "Yes, wrap it up and leave it in the car, please." "Hey!" "You don't remember me, do you?" "No, I don't." "I thought I was interesting enough not to be forgotten." "I'm sorry, I have a terrible memory for faces." "But I remember you very well... and not because you're so handsome." "Don't flatter yourself." "Certainly not." "But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to you." " That's my guardian." " Well..." "Wait..." "Don't get the idea I'm a schemer." "My name is Pat Terrazas, we met at Fat Azuara's club, where you used to gamble." "That's right." "I suppose you'll be there tonight?" " Tonight?" " Of course." "Didn't you know that it has reopened?" "I hadn't heard." "By now, even the police must know about it." "Well, I look forward to seeing you there." "Let me drive." "Do you like my legs?" "My God, Patricia!" "This will take about a week." "That way the structure will not be damaged." "Just a moment, please." "Excuse me." "What?" "You'd better go, Archibaldo is already here." "If he doesn't want to see me, I don't want to see him either." "He knows you're married and have a little girl." "So here we go again, with the same old story." " Do you need help?" " No, thank you." "Is this young lady a friend of your mistress?" "Miss Patti?" "She went to school with Carlota." "She comes here often?" "Almost never." "I don't think my mistress likes her much." "Why?" "Well, it's a little..." "I'm so happy to see you, Archibaldo." "Do you know Rivas, the architect?" "I've had the pleasure." " How do you do?" " How do you do, Mr de Ia Cruz?" "What a darling little vase." "Look, Alejandro!" "Day by day, your work improves." "I'm a mere amateur." "Carlota will adore it." "Take it to her yourself." "She's in the chapel." " Excuse me." " Go ahead." "Oh, merciful, loving, sweet Virgin, pray for us... so we may attain the divine grace of our Lord Jesus Christ." "Amen." " Forgive me..." " How are you?" "Fine, thank you." "How pretty it is, Archie." "What lovely colors." "Someday we'll have to watch you at work." "I'm going to dedicate it to the Virgin." "What do you think?" "Is there anyone better?" "I'm moved by this atmosphere of peace in which you live." "It's like another world." "Well, it won't be peaceful for long." "In a few days, the workers will be in, and then..." "What's wrong?" "I can see you're worried." "Yes, Carlota..." "I must speak to you." "What's troubling you?" "I am not going to beat around the bush." "Something very disturbing happened to me today... that stirred up very deep emotions." "But that's not what I want to speak to you about." "Why not?" "Don't you think I would understand?" "Of course." "It's only that I don't quite know how to explain." "You can be open with me." "Maybe we can find a solution together." "I'll try to make myself clear." "You are my ideal." "I know that your purity and innocence could save me... but I don't dare involve you in a tragic destiny." "Tragic!" "Why do you say that?" "I am convinced that I am not like other men." "I am aware of my feelings and they frighten me." "Believe me... there are times I fervently desire to be a saint, at other times... a great criminal." "Isn't that absurd?" "It seems to me that... what's wrong with you is that you're alone too much." "Why don't you come to see us more often?" "We have a lot to talk about." "Alejandro!" "Don't go in there!" "Why not?" "I'll go myself..." "but what can I tell her?" "You'll think of something." "Carlota, your godmother has taken III." "Who told you?" "They just phoned." "We must go there right away." "I feel terrible but you must excuse us." "Is it serious?" "Well, she's very old and you know at that age..." "I'm terribly sorry." "Don't worry." "The important thing is that it's not serious." " Well..." " We hope to see you soon." "I'll see you out." "I'll call tomorrow." "Don't bother, I'll call you..." "Eventually we'll get together." "I'll take over now." "Maybe the fat man will bring me luck." "That's why I'm here, Mrs. Terrazas." "Place your bets!" "You've wiped me out, I'm a plucked chicken." "Give me 2,000 pesos, Willy!" "Let me sit down." "I really can't stand on my feet anymore." "Okay, see if it changes your luck." "Thank you, you're very kind." "1 7 black..." "Oh, these shoes are killing me!" "They are good ones, too." "They were made for me in Paris." "I bought them on the Champs EIys'es." "Look, feel them." "They're well made but something is wrong with them." "They are fine, indeed." "Willy dear, what did they cost?" "Patricia, please!" "Hurry." "Place your bets!" "Bet on 34." "I have a feeling." "Good idea." "Give me 2,000 more, Willy." "Take them, and that's all." "Two chips, Fatty." "No... don't touch them, it's unlucky!" "Place your bets." "Anyone else?" "Do you plan to keep my shoe as a souvenir?" "23 red... double!" "Be a dear, give me 5,000." "Let's go." "I told you that would be all for tonight." "You won't give them to me?" "Archibaldo, will you lend me 5,000 pesos?" "Don't bother, sir, she's not playing anymore." "Let's go." "I'm going, but you're beginning to get on my nerves, sweetie pie." " Shari we go ?" " O.K." "Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!" "An interesting woman, right, Archie?" "I could cheerfully murder her." "Don't be stupid." "What gives you the right..." " Your money." "Isn't that so?" " And other things..." "Like what?" "You want to be buried with your money." "It still hurts you to spend it." "It disgusts me to see you act like a common tramp." "I do as I please!" "You make me look like a fool." "You can scram, little man, for all the good you are to me!" "I don't want you to throw money away stupidity." "I don't do anything stupidity!" "Besides, I don't need you." " You're serious?" " absolutely." "Then it's all over?" "It has been for a long time." "You'll get gray hairs over tonight and furthermore, I'm going off with the first man I meet." "Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen." "No more bets!" "Did you hurt yourself?" "It was awful." "Just scraped my knee." "You're lucky." "What a pity about the car." "I don't care about it." "It wasn't mine." "I'm even now." "I understand." "Can I be of any help?" "I'm alone, would you be so kind as to go with me?" "On one condition..." "What's that?" "That once we arrive, we don't go anywhere else." "Invite me to your place." "I've already thought of that." "Well?" "I was afraid you'd refuse." "But I asked you." "Perhaps we both had the same idea." " Where's your car?" " Over there." "There are times when I think life's not worth living." "You're oversensitive." "I'm sure that your troubles are only temporary." "Who can tell?" "There are skeletons in every closet." "You're hiding something?" "No, what could possibly interest you about my quiet life?" " You live with your lover?" " No, alone." " An apartment?" " Furnished." " Any servants?" " Naturally..." "Do they sleep in?" "Are you from the police?" "Why so many questions?" "I'm interested in you." " Where are we going?" " To my house." " You live here?" " Yes, right there." "I'm expecting a telegram." "Just one second." "Here is the house you were so interested in." "It is not really up to my standards, but people don't know the difference." "Look at my souvenirs while I put these away." "I won't be long." "How do you like my gallery?" "Interesting, and full of celebrities." "The only one missing is the inventor of the atomic bomb." "I haven't got to him yet..." "But I'm still trying." "And this bullfighter?" "It's Rivetillo!" "He dedicated a bull to me just before the bull killed him." "I've kept you standing all this time..." "Forgive me." "It's quite all right to sit by me." "As you wish." "Do you get a kick out of asking questions?" " Why say that?" " I find you very strange." "I don't understand." "I'm going to be frank." "When you offered to take me home..." "I thought, how wonderful, I'll seize the opportunity." "But in the car I realized you had something else in mind." "That's right." "Would you believe that it's the same for me?" "If you're not thinking of deceiving your friend... what's the point of this stimulation game?" "You'll find out." "But I wonder why you came." "You'll find out." "But I haven't offered you a drink." "What would you like?" "Anything... a glass of milk." "What?" "Yes, milk." "I don't touch alcohol." "All right, I'll drink for both of us." "It isn't really true, is it?" "That you really like..." "I swear I do." " You here?" " You weren't waiting for me?" "Liar." "As if I didn't know you..." "Reality?" "I came with another man." " I know, with A. De La Cruz." " You followed me!" "Tell me, didn't you do it only to make me jealous?" "You know there can never be anybody but you." "You forgive me about the car?" "It doesn't matter, what's important is that we love each other." "We can never love the way other people do." "No." "We live in our own little hell." "What about him?" "We don't have to make a big deal out of this." "Let's go!" "I know the situation is a little embarrassing..." "But we're men of the world, are we not?" "Let me formally introduce you, this is William Colbert..." "But you've already met." "Pleased to meet you, Mr. De La Cruz." "It's unfortunate that we're always fighting... that's why these things happen to us." "Not always, Willie, just enough to break the monotony." "I understand perfectly." "But just one minute with her, is worth all that she makes me suffer." "She's the most unreasonable woman in the world." "One can't love and be reasonable at the same time." "If you'll excuse me..." "Won't you drink your milk?" "I think it's time for me to go." "Don't rush off... stay awhile." "You're not to blame." "Patricia, serve the drinks." "Sit down, please." "That's how she is, but I trust her." "It's better to be deceived than be distrustful." "Don't you agree?" "Yes, but I have to..." "No, wait." "Let me explain some more." "Our life has been as hell since she got her hooks in me." "As you know, the man chases the woman until she catches him." "Our troubles began the very day we met." "She was wearing a very tight dress transparent, with flowers on it." " Remember, my love?" " How couldn't I?" "You were furious because my legs showed through." "That proves I love you, don't you think so?" "Yes, my love, you know that I adore you." "The two of us forever?" "Forever!" "You're going..." "Forgive us..." "I'm sorry, but I must go." "Should we let him go like that?" "Don't blame me." "Who's blaming you?" "Let's not start." " Don't use that tone of voice!" " What tone!" "A gentleman to see you." "You know I only see visitors by appointment." "But he insists on speaking with you." "He's from the police." "What could he want?" "Tell him to come in." "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Mr. De La Cruz?" "Indeed." "What can I do for you?" "Are you a friend of Miss Patricia Terrazas?" "Yes..." "I mean no." "We're not exactly friends, I know who she is." "Until what time were you with her last night?" "I don't know..." "It must have been between 12:30 and 1 o'clock." "And while you were with her, did anything unusual take place?" "No..." "let's see..." "I don't think this is the proper place for a formal statement." "Can you tell me what happened to Miss Terrazas?" "Nothing much." "She turned up with her throat slit." "Can I have your opinion?" "Almost... just give me a second." "You say you started to argue when Mr. De La Cruz left?" "Yes, sir." "I told her something she didn't like." "She was upset." "We both got very excited." "And nothing more?" "I confess I said a few harsh things." "Then she suddenly slapped me." "I pushed her away." "As I was leaving, I saw that she was crying." "That's all." "Inspector..." "There is no doubt that this note is in her handwriting." "Send in your report to headquarters." "They've have it today, Inspector." "Does this sound like her?" "'They'll, it's impossible for me to go on like this." ""I didn't want to look lovely in death, that's why..." ""I killed myself like this." "I hope that..." ""my blood flows over you the rest of your life..." "Patricia."" "The case is solved." "Lots of blood and for no reason at all." "How about some coffee, Lopez, before the judge gets here?" "Good idea, Inspector." "I won't keep you any longer." "You're free to go and do as you please." "Miss Patricia Terrazas was cremated yesterday" "Final stage in the tragic life of Patricia Terrazas" "Archibaldo..." "No, she's up already." "With great pleasure." "Do you wish to speak to Carlota... just a minute..." "What now?" "Archie's inviting us to supper." "He wants to speak with you." "Mother, you know very well I can't tonight." "Tell him I'm sorry." "She asks you to forgive her, but she has a headache." "That's quite all right." "It's better for her to stay home." "Tomorrow, I definitely must speak with her." "Give her my best." "You're always around." "You won't get out of it this time." " Let me explain..." " It's not necessary." "I already know what you're going to say." "I don't have enough space." "But then, you deserve one." "Now I'll go fix your drink." "I know you don't drink." "I'll send for your milk right away." "Is it true this place is ancient?" "How old is it?" "Well... it must be..." "Was it always like this?" "It used to be a town hall, and before that it was a bakery." "Amazing!" "And before that?" "Before that, this picturesque place was a convento." "What's a "convento?"" "You know, a place where nuns live." "I understand...but..." "how many nuns lived here?" "How many...?" "Well, exactly thirty-two." "I understand..." "were there any male nuns?" "Male nuns?" "Well, there were fewer of them...ten or twelve." "More women and less men..." "always, everywhere." "There's my cousin, I'm going to say hello to him." "Excuse me." "Make believe you know me." "I had to get away from those people." "Don't you remember me?" "I would certainly like to." "That's why you were staring at me?" "Yes, and because you look so pretty." "Now we're getting somewhere." "Try to remember." "Don't tell me you've forgotten so soon." "I'm not that naive." "No, really..." "And women should trust men..." "Our meeting left a lasting impression on me." "What's that melody?" "Where did you hear it?" "In a music box your mother had when you were a child." "Of course !" "What a memory I have !" "Let's be friends!" "Intimate friends, nothing less." "But I must get back to my Yankee friends." "They know their way around." "And tomorrow, who do I eat?" "I'm paid to do this." " You're an interpreter?" " And a guide." "And also a model..." "made to serve God and you." "One of those so-caIIed artists has already used me." "Look who's there!" "My daddy has come to pick me up." "Excuse me." " When can we meet again?" " It won't be easy." "Since you're not a Yankee or an artist, I can't see how." "Where do you live?" "Give me a pencil." "Insurgentes 408." "'La Moda EIegante"." "I am there day and night, even though it's very confining." "You said you'd come with some Yankees!" "Maybe he's a Yankee." "Quit kidding." "Who is he?" "Have you forgotten?" "Oh yes..." "what are you doing with him?" "I went over to say hello." "He's attractive, don't you think?" "I can't understand why you insist on working." "Now that we're getting married, it's absurd..." "I don't want people to say I'm marrying for money." "Let me introduce you to my uncle." "They're from Oklahoma." "I consider it only right for a mother to be concerned about her daughter's future." "Carlota, my child..." "Archibaldo is here." "How are you, Archie ?" "Archibaldo has come to ask you something important and he discussed it with me first." "But since you must make the decision," "I'll leave you two alone so you can talk freely." "Excuse me, please." "You must have guessed what this is about." "Yes..." "I won't deny it." "Since the other day, I've become more and more convinced that you can favourably change my life." "I am absolutely certain that I need you." "If you help me, my life will not turn into a disaster." "Would you consider marrying me?" " To tell the truth..." " What is it?" "I'm surprised." "I didn't think you would take that decision." " Don't you like me?" " Of course, I do." "I feel a great affection for you but in a matter like this," "I need more time to decide." " How much time?" " Maybe a month or two." "My proposal doesn't exactly please you." "It's not that." "I want to be sure and fair to you." "I beg you..." "let me think it over." "As you wish." "But please, Carlota, think of my situation... and remember that you are leaving me in the dark." "Have you finished talking?" "What was your answer, child?" "Everything will work itself out." "Carlota is still young." "Let's wait a little while." "This number is very popular." "It brings out your features nicety." "Pardon me, May I see Miss Lavinia?" "Miss Lavinia?" "I don't know her." "Do you have the right address?" "Yes, I was told she worked here." "Here?" "No, sir." "But wait..." "I'll ask the owner." "Sir..." "Here is the owner, she'II help you." "We've never had any employee by that name." "They must have given me the wrong address." "Thank you." "By the way, where were these mannequins made?" "These are imported." "This one was made in Mexico." "It's new... made by a craftsman from Coyoacan." "May I have his address?" "With pleasure." "Please wait a moment, sir." " Are you finished?" " Yes." " Then, I'll be going." " Yes, that's fine." "See you tomorrow." "Lavinia!" "How are you?" "You certainly have shown yourself to be resourceful." " How did you find me?" " I have ways." "The dress shop?" "Of course." "I saw you there, dumb and paralyzed." "Each time I see you, I like you better." "What can I do for you?" "Will you do some modeling at my house?" "Could you come tomorrow?" " But... are you an artist?" " Sometimes." "What do you say?" "Do you live alone?" "No." "I live with my cousin." "A girl of you age." "A charming girl." "Since you've given me such assurances..." "I can't tomorrow but, how about Saturday at four?" "Agreed." "May I go along with you now?" "No..." "look who's over there." "And he doesn't like to see me with my clients." "Until Saturday then..." "and remember, I am punctual." "Wait a minute, please." "Ready?" "I adjusted those measurements as you suggested." " Did you increase them by 2.5?" " Exactly." "That's fine." "How are you?" "Good morning." "Good morning, gentlemen." " Is your mother well?" " Yes, thank you." "The estimate is ready." "You wish to see the figures?" "Come in." "I've been going crazy without you." "You must have guessed." "My love, what's the matter?" "Tell me!" "I'm here to tell you it's all over between us." "Are you crazy?" "What are you saying?" "I beg you, please listen to me." "O.K., tell me." "It had to come to this someday." "We both knew it since you wife refused to divorce you." "My not getting a divorce is not my fault." "My intention was to avoid hurting you." "Consider well what you're saying." "I've thought it over." "Try to understand what this relationship means to me." "I feel guilty, like a criminal and I see my mother suffering all the time." "Tell me the truth." "Archibaldo De La Cruz proposed to you." "I saw it coming." "Carlota, you can't do this to me." "Just because a wealthy man offers you a bright future, you're going to forget what we share?" "Or, don't you love me anymore?" "Answer me!" "I haven't stopped loving you, but I can't go on like this." "We must go our separate ways." "Then this is the end of everything, forever?" "I suppose you won't see me once you're married?" "Naturally." "I may be weak but I'm not a slut." "You're going to find out you just can't drop me like this." "I warn you." "I'm not taking this lying down." "Please, they'll hear us." "We have to go on seeing each other as always." "I don't know what to say." "Call me later at home." "Goodbye, gentlemen." "Give your mother my regards." "If you don't need me, I'll be going." "You can take the whole day off." "Yes, sir." "Until tonight." "Esteban, has Juan left yet?" "Yes, sir." "We'll both be back at ten." "Why, you're right on time..." "How very considerable." "You thought I'd let you down?" "It wouldn't have surprised me." "You would have been angry and I wouldn't want that." "And your cousin?" "Let's see if she really does resemble me." "In there, come with me." " Is she asleep?" " She doesn't hear." " Is she cold?" " It's a hot day." "Cousin, let me introduce you to my friend, Lavinia." "You're beginning to worry me." "How did you manage to get my little sister here?" "I always thought she was a good girl." "She was so alone and abandoned I took pity on her... and I offered to let her live with me." "My parents always said that she would turn out bad." "Do you think she did wrong?" "That depends on whether you act like a gentleman." "I come from a long line of gentlemen." "In spite of your doleful air, you're quite amusing." "And you are the most charming woman I have ever known." "I've been thinking of you since I saw you surrounded by flames." "Just like a witch condemned to burn at the stake." "My little Joan of Arc." "Was she a witch?" "Those who burned her said she was." "Tell me, how did that happen?" "It's a very long story." "Look, did I come here to work, or have my leg pulled?" "All in good time." "The servants are off so I will get you a drink myself." "So, except for my cousin, we're all alone in the house?" "Great." "Don't you think it's better..." "Get me the drink and then we'll talk." "I didn't get lost, here I am." "Without the servants," "I'm a little confused, I can't find anything." "Will a cup do?" "Can you guess which I am?" "Unbelievable!" "The dress fits her to a "T"." "As if it were taiIor-made." "And your shoes." "You wear lovely stockings." "I also put your panties." "Sir, it's either one or the other." "You must decide because two of us would be too much." "Don't touch me!" "All right now, I'm going to change." "It won't be easy to get these off." "No, don't!" "Come here." "I want to keep her like this, with your clothes..." "I'm going to give her this." "I bought it for your sister." "You didn't give me time to dress her." "Look how cute it is." "You're really very shocking, but I'll agree because I'll come out ahead." "Go into the other room while I dress." "When you finish dressing, you can come in." " May I...?" " Come in." "Although it's not taiIor-made, it fits you perfectly." "Even the quality is first-rate." "I have to give you credit." "That's quite unnecessary." "I'm dying to find out something, but I hesitate to..." "Go ahead, ask..." "In this castle, is there no place to work but your room?" "I have a workshop." "Let's have a drink and I'll show it to you." "What's this?" "A memento of my travels." "Take a look." "There's a photograph of the place Joan of Arc was burned." "Examine it at your leisure." "I love to look at family albums." "Now I'm sure that even as a child you were cute." "And this lady, how elegant!" "You mother, of course." "Let's see if I can find..." "Somebody's at the door." "I don't know who it could be." "I never have visitors." "Shari I go see?" "No." "It has to be a mistake." "And what if it's not?" "I have a feeling it isn't." "Wait!" "Welcome!" "Oh, I forgot to tell you." "I arranged for them to pick me up here." "I wanted them to see your work." "They say that you're very good." "We just adore Mexican art." "We want to see some." "Won't you show them?" "They won't stay long." "Come in, please." "Was this house a convent, too?" "No." "There are some houses in Mexico that weren't convents." "Excuse me." "I would like you to explain some aspect of your art." "Mr. De La Cruz is an original artist who doesn't follow rules." "Look at some of his work then I'll explain." "Come this way." "Couldn't you find something better to amuse them?" "Forgive me." "I don't know what to show them." "It's another of your jokes and you're going to pay for it." "I'd gladly let you scold me but it won't be possible." "Why not?" " You won't see me again." " How come?" " I'm quitting my job." " But why?" "Because I'm getting married." "Getting married?" "Excuse me a moment, I have to take care of my clients." "You have been most kind to let us visit this darling residence." "We're terribly grateful to you." "Let's go." "We're in a big hurry." "Let's go, everybody." "So I can't see you again?" "No, my future is a man who will always want me by his side." "But you'll have my little sister to console you." "Bye." "Why did you make me come here, Carlota?" "Sooner or later you'll have to face up to it..." "We'd better discuss this matter now." "My future depends on it." "Why else do you think I'd come here?" "It seems to me..." "Mrs. Cervantes..." "Carlota..." "what a surprise!" "How are you?" "Come in, please." "I didn't expect a visit from you." "Does it surprise you?" "An hour ago, we didn't even know we were coming." "Isn't that so?" "What's important is that you're here." "Come in." "I'm pleased to see you, only, my servants are off today." "It doesn't matter, we're glad to find you alone." " Sit down, please." " Thank you." "Don't be surprised by our visit." "Carlota has good news for you, she wanted to tell you in person." "Speak up, please." "You can't imagine how impatient I am." "Well..." "I don't know how to begin..." "It's about the proposal you made to Carlota." "You can easily understand why she asked you to wait." "She finally told me today..." "You don't know how happy you made me." "From this moment on, a new life begins for me." "Is it really possible you've accepted me?" "I know the sorrow of being separated from your daughter... but I promise you will not be abandoned." "We will live close by." "I feel for you deeply, and am truly fond of you." "Mother, please." "I knew you'd make a scene." "It's only natural for her to become emotional..." "It's painful to be separated from an only daughter." "I want you two to be very happy." "If it was necessary, I'd give my life for it !" "You are a good man, Archibaldo, a very good man." "Whatever Carlota may do, may you have all the good you deserve!" "Sir, this letter has come for you." "Where's the rest of the furniture?" "The wedding's the day after tomorrow!" " It's coming." " O.K." ""Before you get married, you must know the truth."" ""Be at the architect's garden tomorrow."" ""You will learn that Carlota is not as pure as you imagine."" "Leave me alone, Alejandro." "Forgive me, I had to see you." "To hold you in my arms." "If you hadn't come, I don't know what I'd do!" "You would have created a scandal as you said you would." "The idea of not seeing you anymore drove me crazy." "Is there no way to dissuade you from this wedding?" "It's my only chance to lead a decent life." "How can you be against that?" "Promise me you won't try to interfere." "Yes, my love." "I promise." "But something has to prevent our being separated." "Why do you say that?" "I don't know, but a love like ours just can't fade away... as if it were only a dream." "Something has to happen." "And I believed I'd be saved by her purity." "Were I to kill her now, I'd be called a common murderer." "But once we're married, I'd be a husband avenging his honor." "Tomorrow night, in the bridal suite..." "No, don't take it off." "I want to see you like this..." "Wearing that tiara and veil, symbols of purity... so white and transparent that one can look into your immaculate soul." "I would like to see you kneeling, praying... as you did that morning at the chapel, you remember?" "I told you I wanted to be either a great criminal or a saint?" "Won't you give me that pleasure?" "Come now." "I've seen you praying so often in my dreams." "I'd like to see you as you were on that day." "Kneel!" "For God's sake, why?" "Please..." "Kneel!" "That's better." "Now fold your hands." "That's it!" "Fold them!" "Now pray." "No, no, no!" "In a loud voice." "Say your prayers out loud." "For God's sake, Archie!" "Won't you do this for me?" "May God save you, Queen and Mother." "Mother of mercy." "Our life and sweetness, our hope." "May God save you." "We are called the banished children of Eve." "We send our sighs to you from this vale of tears." "You are our Lady, our interceder, turn to us your merciful eyes." "Show us Jesus, the blessed fruit of your womb." "Oh, Clement, oh, merciful, oh Virgin Mary... pray for us that we may be worthy of the divine grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ." "Amen." "What are you going to do?" "Archie, let me explain." "What happened to you?" "Hurry!" "The ceremony is almost over." "Here's a place for you, Father." "Thank you so much." "I can't stand very long." "My legs give out on me." "How do you like the wedding?" "My, it's splendid." "And so many people." "That's because our friends are such fine people." "I had to go out because my eyes were filling with tears." "For me, a wedding, a baptism, even a confirmation..." "are always moving." "The pomp of the Catholic church is like a blanket or poetry which covers all its aspects." "It's something unique and extraordinary." "How would you feel if this were a civil ceremony?" "It would be prosaic, common." "You are right, Father." "But I think that our friend is a sentimentalist." "In everything and everyday, thanks be to God." "For example, when I see a regiment, the colors unfurled, I feel a knot right here, and my eyes fill up with tears!" "That's only natural for well-born people." "It's patriotism." "Of course." "It's over, gentlemen." "Is she yours?" "She's a little friend." "Mine is six years old." "I'm taking her back to her mother." "I'll be right back." "It seems to be over." "Alejandro, no!" "Once more, Fate intervened in a curious way." "My plans, though frustrated, were fulfilled." "Even before your call," "I had decided to turn myself in." "One question, Mr. De La Cruz..." "Do you like mystery stories?" "Your honor?" "Mr. Gomez, you may leave the room." "Speaking seriously now, one thing can't be denied..." "You are a great criminal, that is potentially." "And what about my crimes?" "Your crimes?" "What crimes?" "I dare say..." "I can't prosecute you for wishing someone's death." "We have enough to do as it is." " Your honor?" " Yes." "Your wife is here." "Have you finished yet?" " In a few seconds." " Yes, sir." "It was I who killed all these women." "I'm a criminal." "Thinking is not a crime, my friend." "All I can do is give you a piece of advice." "Yes, your honor." "In the future, use an electric shaver." "That's about all." "If you'll excuse me, my wife is waiting." "Goodbye, your honor." "How marvelous!" "What are you doing here?" "I really can't explain it." "I was wondering about it myself." "I was home and now suddenly I find myself here." "Isn't your husband waiting?" "You said you'd never leave his side." "I don't give a damn about my husband!" "You mean you didn't, after all?" "As you can see." "Wasn't it a good match?" "A rich man, respectable..." "Yes, but besides being rich and respectable, it turned out that he was an honorary police official and he was jealous." "Enough said..." "Congratulations!" "And what about your Yankees?" "Not in this period." "Like fruit, they have their seasons." "What have you been up to?" "How are you?" "Quite well." "For the first time I can say my life is uncomplicated." "Well, why don't we go for a walk?" "Where to?" "To where you're going." "What a coincidence!" "Let's go." "THE END" "Processed by C.M.C."

"Good morning." "Hiroshi, look." "He still carries his scetchbook." "He seems so normal since he has lost his wife." "It's a month ago now that his wife left him." "I wonder where he's going with the torch." "Wait, Hiroshi!" "This is my secret place." "All my lost treasures are here." "All the beautiful things I have ever lost, they are here." "All the time I have lost is here." "Everything is hidden in the darkness." "When I was a child, there used to be a river here." "I played there." "Fish, friends, dragonflies..." "They disappeared." "Chibi, is that you?" "You were away out of a sudden!" "And now you are here in this cold place." "You poor thing." "I am a painter." "I have to paint Chibi." "You?" "I met you once." "Then, when there was a river here." "It was you then?" "Yes, I am the mermaid." "When the river got dried this is where I stranded." "I can hear you." "Your voice sounds in my heart." "You have been living here in the dark... all this time." "Ever since the day I met you here I enjoy coming here." "I came here for years in order to paint." "Now I understand the reason." "Why?" "Just to see you again and to paint." "Everything, I have ever lost, I can find in you." "From now on I will paint you all the time." "What is it?" "You get something in such places." "We go home." "To my place." "We have to look after the infection." "Let's go home." "Thanks." "Let me see." "This will certainly help you." "This medicine heals all kinds of diseases." "You better paint me." "That is your mission." "Yes, my mission." "That's true." "Das ist wahr." "I am a painter." "I will paint you." "From now on I will paint you forever." "Hiroshi, what happened to the painter from upstairs?" "He used to go out everyday with his scetchbook." "How should I know about it?" "Haven't I told you that they delivered a bathtube last week?" "Why are you so interested in this guy?" "Stop it." "Then stop it." "You are so stupid !" "What is it?" "Are you ok?" "Wait." "Wait." "Thank goodness." "It stopped." "Thank goodness." "Thanks." "This medicine doesn't seem to work." "Damn it." "You should eat something." "What do you want?" "It's long ago that I had fish." "Fish." "I'll get you some fresh fish." "Wait here." "Hello." "Is it true?" "Yes, it's true." "I was shocked." "I see half bitten raw fish in the trash every day." "You can judge people according to their trash." "It is very strange." "I'm sick of it." "Yes, it is strange." "A whole fish in one bite." "Maybe he bought a little pet monster." "Hiroshi, you frighten me!" "Are you sure you want it?" "Yes, there are little pupps of seven Different colours in these tumours." "My body is full of little pupps of seven colours." "I suffer so much." "Please hurry." "My body hurts!" "I suffer." "Hurry up!" "Do it." "I am tired." "I need a break." "I go out to get some fish." "What?" "Are you ok?" "Don't dy." "Don't dy!" "She died." "My mermaid is dead." "She died." "My precious mermaid died." "She died." "She died." "Quick, you have to paint me." "You have to paint me in the moment before I die." "Hurry up!" "The painting." "It's finished." "Now I have to look after you." "No, it's too late." "You have to kill me now." "It's a long time ago that I've seen the painter from upstairs." "I wonder what has happened." "I smell rotten fish." "It's so strange." "It makes me sick." "Do you think something is wrong?" "What?" "What's that?" "Hiroshi..." "Mr Haydashi?" "It's open." "She's dead." "My mermaid is dead." "She is dead." "My mermaid is dead." "She is dead." "So..." "What can I say?" "The dead body must belong to his wife." "It's a terrible story." "She was awfully injured." "You know, there was a baby in there." "When I think about it..." "Are you ok?" "I'm scared !" "He killed his wife." "Let us pass." "His wife had been bedridden for a long time." "He was an art teacher." "A very gentle, friendly man." "What will happen to him?" "I have no idea." "Beautiful..." "Beautiful..." "This is the result of the investigation." "According to the autopsy report the painter dismembered his wife." "She was pregnant, in her eight month and was in the last state of stomach cancer." "The foetus died in the mother." "The painter insisted on having killed a mermaid." "According to the psychological test he is schizophrenic and got hospitalized." "This is the result of the investigation." "A scale was found in his bathtube." "The Japanese Fishery Laboratory couldn't find out what kind of fish it is from."

"No letter today." "I wrote R three weeks ago." "And still no answer." "Maybe he didn't get my letter." "Maybe a jealous assistant kept it from him." "Because she felt I love R more than her." "That I really love R." "It would be betrayal to R, if I stopped waiting for his letters." "I won't go to school today." "I will walk around town." "I imagined R visiting me in Ulm." "Us climbing hundreds of steps up the Münster." "It being one of the most beautiful moments of my life." "On the first platform, R gently takes me into his arms." "I tremble in excitement." "He is very gentle." "His lips touch my lips and I feel the tip of his tongue." "Some people looked at me in a funny way." "Tourists." "Maybe they thought I'm about to climb over the bars and throw myself down." "And they were right." "That's what I will do, if I don't hear from R." "But I will not just be jumping down and be dead, spattered across the entire square." "If I jump, I'll take a farewell letter to R with me." "Then R will hear of me." "He'll be forced to think about me." "Then I'll be a part of him." "And he a part of me." "I'm listening to his last album." "It's beautiful." "More beautiful than one could imagine." "Every song is like he wrote it for me." "It's as if he knew me inside out." "As if I knew him inside out." "I understand him." "And he understands me." "It's as if we had known each other forever but a cruel fate prevented us from really meeting." "It's not what you're thinking." "A letter from school to your parents." "Give me that!" "My parents say hello." "They can't talk to you right now." "I'll bring a doctor's note in the next few days." "I'm having complications with my period." "I was in school today." "I thought I could resist going home." "But I couldn't stop thinking about R." "You've got to be crazy!" "There's nothing there!" "He always sings with the same voice." "But for me, his voice is different every time." "I imagine that's what it's like, being with someone you're happy with." "You often say the same, but it's not the same." "The words you speak don't count." "What you mean counts, not what you say." "Because you may not be able to say what you mean." "I also wrote this to R in my letter." "I wrote:" ""I know I can make you happy." "And I know you can make me happy." "If you want to give our happiness a chance, write me back, or give me a sign in your next show." "Blink with your right eye once." "Then I'll know you're thinking about me."" "I don't care if I see R with other girls in magazines." "He doesn't look happy on the pictures." "I'm not jealous of the others." "Because they only want one thing from him." "His money." "That's why he doesn't really care about them." "He goes to bed with them, and throws them away." "Maybe he even pays them, so they realize he can see right through them." "Today, is R's first TV appearance since I wrote him." "I can't wait to see if he makes the appointed sign to me." "If he will blink to me." "I'm sure he will." "Some..." "Some stupid show host offered me 1000 marks." "Well..." "I didn't get away unscathed either." "It's also said that..." "I'll tell you one thing," "I'm going to watch the movie." "I want to watch the show." "I've been looking forward to it for weeks." "I don't know what'll happen." "All I know is, you always have to bleed for it." "Is the movie that good?" "Pretty good." "But I think I already saw it." "Maybe we can switch over to the show." ""Auf los geht's los" 7570 Baaden-Baaden 100" "And now good luck." "Speaking of luck, we may have lots of stars, but the real, international stars can be counted on the fingers of one hand." "A star of today, and maybe an international star of tomorrow, is a man who is making a career with many notes, but only one Jetter." "With the letter R." "What this R stands for, we do not know." "But maybe it stands for 'round the world?" "Fingers crossed!" "Here comes R!" "Enough of this crap!" "Dear R," "I don't know if you received my letters because I know you're unable to read all the letters yourself." "I don't know if you already wrote an answer because the postman in my street may have kept the letter from me for some reason." "Or my mother has it." "I don't know if you blinked to me in Blacky's show either." "I couldn't watch the whole show, because I had an argument with my parents." "So I'm writing it all to you one more time." "It could be that you're waiting to hear from me, but don't know I haven't heard from you yet." "If you already know my letter, start reading after the big heart." "I want to tell you that I love you." "And that I know I can make you happy." "You don't know me but I've known you for two years now." "And I feel I could give your life a meaning." "You would never be alone again." "You don't need to fear me being after your money, or your fame, because I would even love and stand by you, if you were poor and unknown." "You're such a good person, yet I often see it on your pictures, the sadness and loneliness hiding beneath your smile." "I suggest you write me to a P. O. Box, to my first name." "To the name Simone." "Just write the word come then I'll know, and we won't have to fear anyone finding out, that your letter gets into the wrong hands, and we get in trouble." "I'll go to the post office every day to ask for a letter from you." "Please, answer as soon as you're done reading my letter." "I can't go on without you any longer." "Hey, nice to see you." "Where are you all the time?" "Let's at least have a coffee together." "Some other time." "I think of you." "Ciao." "All for R?" "That's only the beginning, there are three more trucks at the central." "We're drowning in R's fan letters." "Better just dispose of it in the garbage!" "I'm so unhappy" "I can't even cry anymore." "I will now wait for seven more days." "If R doesn't answer by then" "I'll have to act." "Is there something for Simone?" "Nothing, sorry." "Day 1" "Where you goin'?" "Is there something for Simone?" "Day 2" "Could you look if there's something for Simone?" "There's nothing there." "Look anyway." "Next." "I told you to look." "Yes?" "For Friedrich?" "I told you to look!" "I'll have you thrown out." "Day 3" "Day 4" "There's nothing." "Day 4" "Day 4" "If you skip school again, I'll put you in a boarding school!" "Day 5" "Simone, get up." "Day 6" "Hey!" "You could at least close the door." "Day 7" "Ran away from home?" "Say what's in Munich?" "Hey cutie pie, got a boyfriend in Munich?" "What do you think about sex?" "Aren't you scared of hitchhiking alone?" "I think my friend needs a walk." "Go take a leak." "Hey you little minx, let's go..." "What are you doing here?" "!" "Autograph requests in writing only!" "And if you don't leave I'll call the cops!" "Television" "What's your name?" "Claudia." "Want to come in a little and watch?" "I'd love to." "Don't you have a job to do?" "Take care of the car." "You want an autograph?" "Umm, yes." "And you?" "What's your name?" "Beatrice." "Here." "You don't want one?" "Umm, no." "I have to rush, see you." "R didn't come today." "I'll keep waiting for him." "R!" "R!" "Don't you want my autograph?" "What's your name?" "I have to go in now." "You can come in later." "Just tell them I said so." "Everybody ready for rehearsal 2." "Ready for rehearsal." "Feeling better?" "All participants of "Top Pop" into the studio please." "Ready for rehearsal." "Just nod or shake your head." "Great." "I'm needed in the studio." "You can stay here or join me." "Your choice." "We're ready." "Patrizia, hurry with the mannequins, so R can get in position." "If he keeps it up, he'll be able to broadcast with his dick." "Do I have juice?" "Sound, give me some juice!" "Thanks." "Dieter?" "We're ready." "Start playback!" "Hang on, R, we have a few problems." "Bernd, can you light the Madonna?" "Bernd isn't here right now." "Hey!" "Okay, forget it for now." "Start playback!" "Patrizia, when are your guys going to stand?" "R?" "Let's break until the decoration is done." "So?" "How's everything?" "Christian, what did you have in mind for your final moderation?" "J Well something not exactly like that, but in that direction" "That's it, thanks for watching, until next time, bye, have a nice day... you know." "But I noticed, I'm talking towards the audience and you only see their backs, lighting wise" "What do you think about turning the shot around?" "If we have a few nice people, we can talk to them at the end of the show." "Ok then, we'll arrange the final shot differently." "Alright, great." "Hey, I need the exact broadcasting date so I don't make a mistake." "Another question, Dieter, what about the interviews?" "We need to clear the talk part with editorial first." "Did she leave because of me?" "Who?" "The girl you were... your assistant, sir." "You don't need to be so formal." "We barely know each other." "We'll have to change that, alright?" "Of course she left because of you." "She's morbidly jealous, even though we never had a thing." "I wrote you." "Maybe she kept the letters from you?" "Maybe." "But she still couldn't stop us from meeting." "R, can you come over?" "Excuse me." "Hey, R, I don't think we should do an interview." "You just coming out with the song will work better." "Yeah, you're right." "Do you always treat them that badly?" "That's just the way to do it." "You're the greatest." "See you after the taping?" "Unless you got something better to do." "Want to eat something?" "If you like." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "I don't believe you." "A pretty girl like you?" "You're lying." "I'm not!" "Didn't you ever fall in love?" "I see, you don't care about boys." "Not at all." "Are they that bad?" "Worse." "And me?" "Dieter needs to talk to you again." "Yeah, ok." "Go get something to eat." "You know where the cafeteria is." "I need to lie down a little, to be fit for the taping." "And the food?" "You can wait in the cafeteria if you like." "Are you scared?" "Then sit down here." "And now?" "What?" "What now?" "You need to relax for the taping." "Come a little closer." "Closer." "Closer." "Close enough." "You're a little beast." "No, stay like that." "Know what I would like?" "A little kiss." "Well?" "Are all your kisses this hairy?" "R to make-up!" "Everybody else, get ready for taping!" "Good evening and welcome to a new edition of Top Pop." "I hope you're in a great mood, and looking forward to 45 musical minutes." "I hope you'll enjoy our guests, and the great surprise we have in store for you." "We have someone you haven't seen on TV for a long time, but more later." "Hey!" "Someone here liked it a lot." "Enjoyed the show today?" "Yeah, it was great!" "Ok, I'm glad!" "I hope you, our viewers, enjoyed your time at Top Pop as well!" "And thank you R for being in the studio today, we're really happy about it." "Until next time, have a nice day and bye for now!" "We need a quiet place to talk, are you coming tonight?" "You can't keep refusing every interview." "If you mess it up now, the last ten month's publicity has been for nothing." "You!" "Come on!" "We're done here." "Can we at least talk to you now?" "We booked the studio for the 10th." "All schedules are connected to that." "We could release two weeks later." "It would just barely work." "Anything else?" "What do you say?" "I'm taking time off." "Do what you want with your schedule." "You could interrupt you vacation for a couple of days." "I could." "And the album?" "Make it without me." "And the appearance on "Hit"?" "And the TV-spots?" "We scheduled them two months ago!" "Ready?" "We'll call you at the hotel." "I'll check out tonight." "How can we reach you?" "When will you come back?" "I'll send you a postcard." "Can I go through now?" "That'll keep you busy." "Where are we going?" "Wait, I'll just get my stuff." "The apartment of some friends." "They're in the USA for a year." "Nobody knows I got the key." "I have to call a few people, look around if you like." "Hello, it's me." "Yes." "Yes." "No." "Tomorrow?" "Forget it." "I think I wasn't exactly fair to my people." "You can afford it." "But I don't want to." "I like them, somehow." "And I need them." "But I thought you needed me." "Of course." "Where are you going?" "Reconcile with them before I leave." "I have to." "I'll return when I cleared the air, I promise." "I love you." "Same here." "I'd love to take you, but it's strictly business." "You made me very happy." "We'll see each other again." "I'll be back in Germany in a few months." "Believe me, I really need this vacation." "You can stay here as long as you like." "If you want to leave, deposit the keys in the hallway and just pull the door shut." "I'll call you when I'm away." "Simone..." "Tomorrow, I'll go back to school." "We didn't report you missing." "I didn't want a scandal." "And now, an announcement From the police." "The pop-singer R has been missing since August 29th of this year." "Birth name, Richard Reuss." "R left for a prolonged vacation, and has since then vanished without a trace." "When he was last seen at the taping of Top Pop, he was driving a brown Rolls Royce Corniche and wearing a white linen suit." "If you have any leads, please contact your local police precinct." "I know where you are." "Have no fear, I will not give you away." "Not for any money in the world." "I missed my period." "I'm four weeks late." "I will bring you into the world." "We will be happy." "I know you love me." "And me too:" "I love you."

"Man born of woman has but a short time to live." "Like a shadow he flees and ne ver stays." "His days are swifter than a post." "The y flee away, the y bring no good." "Our dwelling is removed and carried away from us as a shepherd's tent." "But the mercy of the Lord is eternal." "I am the resurrection and the life said the Saviour..." "THE WIFE OF JEAN BARNERY" " L'll do that." " It's done." "The summer dresses too?" "Yes." "Close the trunks and bring them down." " Are Aline's things ready?" " Yes." "Aline, move aside, you're in my way." "I'm sorry to see you both go." "It's what you wanted." " The letters..." " L let you see them." " But the y imply..." " What?" "There was nothing between Dahlias and me." "You belie ve malicious gossip." "I feel no jealousy towards Dahlias." "I'm be yond such pettiness." "It's your whole attitude that..." "You knew what being a minister's wife meant." "Yes, when I married you, you were a minister." "But do you still have faith?" "I've shouted enough." "Regret it and I'll ask you to stay." "Out of duty?" "Is that all?" "Yes." "As we agreed, you'll live in Limoges in the old Barnery house that you're so fond of." "You'll find life less humble there than here." "I won't come to the station with you." "Mind the trunk..." "You'll see, Barbazac hasn't changed." "I don't remember a thing." "Our small Protestant community is very strong." "Were you in England for long?" "Two years." "Georges, take my niece home." "Cousin Arthur is giving a ball next month." "My son's wife entertains lavishly." "Will you come, Pauline?" "You may find my home gloomy." "I'm an ascetic since my wife passed on." "Uncle, I don't wish to be a burden." "You'll be a daughter to me." "I merely regret your father's peculiar fate." "Dying in Egypt, far from home and you." "He loved Egypt." "But to be buried there!" "He wanted that." "Don't you like the first floor room?" "Sorry, it's the smell of camphor." "I'll be happier here." "As you wish." "We dine at se ven." "This way, Mr Pommerel." "Patrick!" " L'm late, father." " You don't come often..." "My father-in-law was holding an electoral meeting..." "You're going into politics?" " Good day, Loze." " Master Arthur... I've been approached..." "Is it your desire or your wife's?" "How's your wife's health, Lé vêque?" "She's well, sir." "It's very old." "A sixty-year-old brandy..." "Rateau's selling two barrels." "Should I buy?" " How much does he want?" " What it's worth." "Then it may be too much." "There's no market for it." "Blend your cognac, bottle it and lower your prices." "Bottle it..." "Like your in-laws." "The Bourgaud-Duperrons have turned your head." "Their cognac sells well." "My brethren, receive the Almighty's blessing." "May the Lord bless and protect you." "May the Lord look down favourably upon you." "Go in peace." "Remember the poor and may God be with you and your families, now and fore ver." "Amen." "I buried Garaud's son yesterday." "Poor Garaud..." "Business is too poor for me to buy his brandy." "People are tightening their belts." "It's not so bad..." "Will you come for lunch?" "No, thank you." " You'd meet my niece." " L saw her." "Does she suit you?" "She's a girl of today." "What did you think of my sermon?" "I don't share your social views." "But it was good, very good." "I see inscrutable faces." "People are judging me..." "Stop thinking about it." "No one here understands my act." "It's all over and done with." "Are you sure?" "Luther said, "A minister's sole sin is teaching the Word badly."" "In a way, those are dreadful words." "Why blame yourself?" "Nathalie wanted to leave." "Your mistake was to marry a woman who was not of your spiritual world." "She hated your calling." "I'm going to surprise you." "I'm planning to open a modern bottling plant." " You?" " Apparently I have no choice." "I'll see your Uncle Barnery in Limoges." "If he agrees to help me, I'll offer him half of the profits." "You can always try." "I don't know anyone." "You're going to have fun, you can dance... I'll mostly watch." "This is your family." "Keep an e ye on the young ladies for me." "The cloakroom is this way." "Look, Pauline, sterilised flowers." "Can you see my tiny scar here?" "No." " Are you sure?" " No one will notice." " The y're so pretty!" " Hello, Pauline." "Fetch more ice for the champagne." "Arthur, tell the musicians to get ready." "I will in a minute, all right." "Dance and be merry, I'm counting on you." "Here's the deputy." "Tell me when you want to leave." "May I have the honour of a waltz?" "May I have the honour of the first waltz?" "May I have the honour of this waltz?" "I think we can start the waltz." "That dress suits her." "A little low-cut." "She's so independent." "Who invited that character?" "Isn't he living in Paris with Re verend Barnery's wife?" "Didn't she kill herself?" "Rubbish." " Dahlias compromised her." " Of course, he didn't!" "Go on." "And give the musicians a drink." "Anna, where's Marcelle?" "Over there with Peter Deed." "May I have the honour of the next waltz?" "I'm sorry, I'm a little tired." "Pommerel, my dear fellow, I know you disapprove of my methods but will you try my new blend?" "I'd be delighted." "Do you know, it's sent across the Andes by mule." "I make no claims and I expect an honest opinion." "Aren't you dancing anymore?" "I was outside watching you with my uncle." "It's fascinating to watch people who don't know you're there." "What did you see?" "You seemed sad." "You weren't close." "I ne ver see you close to." " Come to dinner." " L haven't been invited." "I'm inviting you." "I fear I need a more official invitation." "I'm addressing Jean Barnery." "It bothers me your being a minister." "Come on, Pauline!" "You're Philippe Pommerel's niece?" "You dance with e veryone?" "What do you mean by that?" "I saw you, you kept changing partners." "I enjoy dancing." "I must save you from these oafs." "Grant me the next dance." "I'm sorry, I feel tired." "No, not so soon." "So you know my uncle?" "I'm very fond of him." "He's not as strict as people think." "He wasn't such a puritan once." "He led a life..." "I mean, he lived well." "Yes, he lives a good life." "That's not what I meant." "Pardon me?" "Let's have a glass of champagne." "No, I've had too much..." "We'll find a quiet corner for you." "No, I'm not that tired..." "You can't refuse..." "Basket..." " Re verend..." " How are you?" "Very well, thank you." " L saw your son." " He's here with us now." "Have a seat, Jean Barnery." "I do my visits on foot." "I'm distracting you then." "Not at all." "Out on your own?" "I have to fetch Marcelle." "Those Protestant youth meetings bore me." "You can drop me at the Périgauds'." "All right." " L was thinking of you." " Of me?" "You could give a Sunday school class." "Don't count on me to be a teacher." " You've had religious instruction." " In Paris, yes." "But I've ne ver had a religious thought, e ven as a child." " Have you lost your faith?" " No, I ne ver had it." "I won't teach things I don't belie ve." "We don't stick to the letter." "Could you hold the reins, I feel hot." "If I taught children, I'd tell them specific things." "Down to earth things." "You must begin with lessons in real life to make them trust you." "Children know if the y're being misled." "How can you say we mislead them?" "Sorry, I've offended you." "You make me aggressive." "I'm giving you a false impression." "Don't ask me what I belie ve." "You're frank, that's good." "I can see Périgaud." "I can come back after I fetch Marcelle." "I'll cut through the woods." "I'll be back before you." "Jean Barnery..." "Let me tell you a secret." "What you hear about my father is false." "He left because he loved a woman." "That's not a crime." "It can be a very beautiful thing... very hard." "And very rare, I think." "Don't listen to their talk." "Remember, his daughter loved him and blames him for nothing." "Others can think what the y like." "I won't forget what you've told me." "Excuse me... I'll miss my train." "Marcelle's wedding's off." "Peter's family's disreputable." "His father's been in prison." "You don't know what you're saying!" "Marcelle..." "Hello, Uncle Philippe." "Did you eat well in Limoges?" "Take Mr Pommerel's bags to his room." "How is your father?" "A little unwell." "You'll see him tomorrow." "He's changed." "I thought he'd be here." "He's left Joncherolles for a quieter, more humble home." "Are you sure my visit..." "He'll be pleased, but we must warn him." "He hates surprises." "Don't mind us..." "Is your husband here?" "Paul's out at one of his farms." "The new tenants refuse to live next to other tenants." "Such a fuss!" "I haven't seen Robert since my wife's funeral." "He worries us." "His health isn't very good." "And the American market isn't what it used to be." "The y'll always buy Barnery porcelain." "We're worried about father's will." "He's chosen my brother Fré déric as his heir." "I like Fré déric but he can't run the factory." "Who then?" "There's no one else." "Father cut off Guy when he started to paint." "Now he's raising cows near Perpignan." "Why not?" "Besides, he doesn't know porcelain." "No, there's only one person who could save Barnery." "Jean." "He knows the factory, he's been to America for us..." "But he's an oddity." "Because he's a minister..." "Here's Louise." "Good day, sir." "That's a fine way to greet our relative." "How could I know?" "Forgive me." "She was only tiny..." "You look a mess." "He threw me into a hedge." "You push him too hard." "Can we delay dinner so we can..." "No." "Just a little." "No." "Come on." "How do people view Nathalie here?" "We remembered a charming girl but found a woman in mourning." "Since she was dismissed for bad behaviour, we didn't understand." " Does she go out?" " Ne ver." "She writes." "Endless letters of complaint that I ne ver read." "It's odd, this mechanical form of grief." " What does she write?" " She mentions you a lot." "You're a terrible man, a satanic figure..." "You destroyed her happiness by influencing Jean." "She has become a saint." "She's quite mad." "I'm not so sure." "She's not a flighty woman." "When she says, "l'm Jean Barnery's wife,"" "it's dreadful." "He must have hurt her." "Not at all." "You don't know." "Men can hurt us indirectly by showing up our weakness." "We resist as best we can." "I can hear the dogs." "That will be Paul." "He's a perfect husband." "But it was hard at first." "The Barnerys found him too... rustic." "Would you like to read one of her letters?" "Take it to Jean." " Is that a good idea?" " L think so." " Hello, Paul." " Hello, Philippe." "Look at this cup." "A jewel, isn't it?" "With this line of pale gold." "An e veryday object in which art has found its place." "Without Robert Barnery, it would be in a museum." "Instead, it provides a living for 2,000 workers." "I mean that e verything depends on one man." "He's old now, with no successor." "But he's leaving the tradition, the skills, the staff..." "That's no use in the wrong hands." "I'm a farmer by trade." "But I know what Fré déric lacks." "A big business is fragile." "Too bad, the Socialists say." "Americans drink from jewels and Mr Barnery tends his roses while the workers live in hovels." "Read it, you'll see for yourself." "If Americans stop drinking from jewels, the Limoges workers will be much poorer." "Yes." "It suits us to belie ve that." "Are the y causing trouble?" "The y have incessant demands, that's natural." "It's an endless struggle." "We're worlds apart." "If only Jean had stayed in Limoges..." "But he's a poet, a philosopher, a mystic..." "Your shot, uncle." "Sorry, I'm a poor player." "It's this immutable will in Fré déric's favour..." "Ludicrous." "Father must tear it up." "Hello, grandfather." "Mother wishes to call this afternoon with Mr Pommerel." "Tell her I'd be delighted." "This is pretty." "Is it new?" "Yes." "A Ch'ien-lung Chinese pot." "It's nothing much." "Look at this." "It's a souvenir..." "An ashtray worth next to nothing." "But the edging has given me a motif... an idea I'm very pleased with." "I'll use it on a service." "It will be your wedding present." "I was just passing by." "Was your trip worthwhile?" "Everyone asked about you." "I'm very fond of Julie." "Robert is a little tired." "He spoke only about his roses." "As for the bottling plant, it's no." "I'm not surprised." "He's old." "Others' problems..." "He'd have refused in his youth too." " L'll lend you the mone y." " No." "Why not?" "Transforming my firm may well lead to my ruin." "One can't easily trade in mediocrity." "I have to leave you." "Here..." "A letter Nathalie sent to Julie." "Read it." "You'll see you were right to do as you did." "All my suffering comes from silence." "Like a stifled moan... I know that... I know that Jean loves me." "He loves me e ven if we have been parted..." "Cé lestine!" "The ink!" "The ink, Cé lestine!" "I said to buy ink." " L'll go today." " "l'll go today"..." "Go now!" "You're such a lump, girl." "So indolent!" "You poor dear..." "You're living in a madhouse." "You're too young to understand yet." "Cé lestine!" "God, there's ne ver anyone in this house." "I'm waiting for your uncle." "I've been shopping in town." "That's a new dress." "Yes, it's linen." "Do you like it?" "It changes you." "You know, I've grown to like Barbazac." " L find it exotic." " Exotic?" "It's like a distant thing, yet close too." "It's like the past." "Oh, that's so confused..." "So you like Barbazac." "Yes." "Well, it's not an idyllic place but..." "The people all seem to lack something." "What?" "Perhaps words can't express it." "It's an attitude towards life." "You say nothing, Jean Barnery." " You're not listening to me." " Oh, I am." "Do you want some grapes?" "I know you like them." "Just one then." "The y look lovely." "Help yourself." " No, those..." " Just one." "The black ones are better." "Thank you, later..." "Good day, Jean." "Come and have some coffee." "Have it out in the arbour." "No, too many wasps..." "Would you close the door?" "I'm going to ask Nathalie back." "I know what you'll say." "But I have made up my mind." "I regret this decision." "You'll jeopardise your career." "Nathalie can't come back." "I can't receive my wife in my own home and remain a minister?" "Exactly." "The first scandal caused enough gossip." "It's forgotten now." "Having her back implies that you were at fault." "The gossip will start up again." "It's impossible." "You'll meet the same problems elsewhere." "I'm afraid I can't... be a minister with such remorse." "What remorse?" "I don't understand any of this!" "It's unbelie vable!" "You'll upset e veryone." "We're 200 Protestants with 5,000 Catholics watching us." "I have my responsibilities." "There's a strong bond." "Has she asked to come back?" "You act as if it depended on you." "Is she a likely wife?" "She may well be mad!" "Yes, it depends on the man." "It's hypocrisy to say otherwise." "All men have unlikely wives." "You shouldn't have brought that letter." "What is it, Pauline?" "Always in and out... I just want my journal." "I was... reading an article." "There it is." "This one." "Help me." "I'd come here forty years ago to see my future wife." "Robert Barnery lived upstairs." "Did you receive my letter?" "Well then..." "Jean would like..." "He asks you to return to Barbazac." "I'm Jean Barnery's wife." "I'll do what he wants." "I left when he asked." "If he wants me to return, I shall." "He's ready to forgive you." "Forgive me..." "Forgive me for what?" "I didn't mean that... I'll bring Cé lestine." "Cé lestine?" "She looks after Aline." "I'm too weary to raise a child." "Discuss it with Jean." "He already has Mé lanie." "No need, I know what I'm doing." "What do I tell Uncle?" "Nothing." "L've left him a letter." " Will he understand?" " No." "But I don't really care." "I'll write to you, Marcelle." "Pauline!" "Will you be back for Christmas?" " Madame is here." " Yes, I know." "Sorry, I had a class." "Have you been here long?" "Won't you take your hat off?" "The journe y has tired you." "Do you want to keep your hat on or go up to your room?" "Which room?" "On the garden side, it's nicer." "What about Cé lestine?" "You can share Aline's room." "Settle in." "L'll tell Mé lanie..." "When does she leave?" "This e vening." "Come along." "Come and see the tortoise." "A glass of water e very morning." "Very good." " Good morning, sir." " Good morning, Cé lestine." "This is good but the toast is too much." "Cé lestine..." " Good-bye, Mrs Barnery." " Good-bye, Mr Gallet." "Mrs Barnery..." "Very good..." "Try this bit again." "That's good." "She's doing well." "Yes, she's managing." "Good, very good." "No, not like that." "Try to..." "Very good..." "Se ven thirty, time for bed." "A kiss." "Good night, dear." "Good night, Aline." "I'd like to send her to school." "The teacher is a good, calm woman." "I can teach her to read." "Children ought to be brought up together." "If that's what you prefer..." "Dinner is served, madam." "What's wrong, Nathalie?" "Speak to me." "I thought you'd be glad to come back." "Why are you unhappy?" "Won't you reply?" "I see no need to." "You're wrong." "One should mistrust silence..." "You must speak." "Tell me, I'll try to understand." "I need your help to make you happy." "I saw Nathalie dressed like a widow." "She was majestically off on a visit somewhere." "She had an odd hat with a bushy aigrette..." "You were right, I've made a mistake." "Resign yourself to seeing her unhappy." "Her obstinate vanity will ne ver change." "Suffer it patiently." "I have no more patience." "She's punishing me with her clear conscience." "She feels she's reason and justice incarnate." "I know, I just told you that." "It's amusing." "Is it amusing how she raises my daughter?" "Aline's cheerful and lively." "You have to adapt." "Her view of the bonds of matrimony infuriates me." "It's an idea I cherished." "She makes a mockery of it." "You're exaggerating." "Make an effort..." "Show some indulgence, some ordinary common sense... I can't find this letter from Helsinki..." "Things will e ven out." "No!" "In a marriage, the same one always gives in." "You guess the other's whims to keep the peace." "I can't e ven talk to my daughter." "I've abdicated." "Here it is... I was wrong to fear Nathalie's return." "Now I'm asking you to stay." "Here, with her." "How's your new cellar master?" "Wonderful!" "I'm launching a line of 1840 cognac, in bottles." "For connoisseurs." "No fancy bottles with a fake layer of dust for me." "I'm using the classic cognac bottle." "Elegant, with a slender neck and clear glass." "The tawny colour of the brandy isn't spoilt by the glass." "The Re volution's paper mone y inspired me for the label." "Black edging on cream laid paper." "Try it." "You offered to loan me capital." "I need 300,000 francs." "I could go elsewhere but this is simpler." "I shan't be able to repay for some years but I'll pay interest." "No, no interest." "Pay me back when you like." "I'll write to Limoges directly." "Has Pauline written?" "No." "She's in Paris." "She ne ver said why she left?" "I don't know what upset her." "She always wanted to work, to live alone..." "She ne ver told me." "She has no notion of family life." "My brother was mad." "She told me she loved him and was loved in return." ""For He will baptise you with the Holy Spirit and fire."" "Hymn number 102." "We shall now sing the first verse." "Forgive my bothering you on a Sunday." "Have a seat." "I wish to make a deed of gift to my wife." "You know Barnery Porcelain in Limoges." "My uncle runs it." "My father left me half the capital." "I wish to transfer it to my wife." "A will would suffice." "No, I want it made over to her now." "I have a reason for this." "An important moral reason." "I need to confide in you." "My uncle Pommerel must not learn of it." "I intend to get divorced." "You have grounds, of course... I want a divorce." "It can't be avoided." "I shall also resign as minister." "The y were two youthful ambitions that have thwarted each other... and finally failed." "Does Mrs Barnery consent?" "I don't know." "I'll write to her." "Women can be very obstinate..." "She's an upstanding woman." "She'll accept." "I'm sure of it." "And the child?" "I'll leave her both the child and my fortune." "Let me give you a word of advice." "You're young, you know nothing of your future needs." "I beg you, do not give her e verything." "Mr Fayet, I am determined to get divorced." "I shall be gone within two days." "This act is very painful." "It overwhelms me." "My only relief from this anguish lies in a total material gift." "I also want part of the mone y to re vert to my daughter." "I want her to know later that I thought of her today." "You see... I need all the relief I can be granted." "Brochard and Company..." "Mr Brochard is busy for now." "Where in Montreuil?" "I'll call you back later." "Who promised Lieutard his order for the 25th?" "I did, sir." "Who asked you to take decisions?" "Why did I hire a society lady who talks nothing but rubbish!" "I'm sorry, we'll have the materials on the 8th." "All the same, we'll ne ver be ready... I had these fabrics sent up from Lyons." "It's lovely silk." "Just feel it." "Put these two tones together." "The y match." "It's magnificent." "Nathalie will like this area." "She always wanted to live in Paris." "You've spent a fortune." "My sister's always liked luxury." "If she wants to see it..." "She'll go along with your decision." "Forgive my asking..." "Will you ne ver see your daughter again?" "Her mother doesn't want me to." "Are you all right?" "A lady to see you." " A lady?" " Miss Pauline Pommerel." "Wait, clear the chair and move it up to the bed." "You've come so quickly." "Thank you." "Sit down." "You see, I've been very ill." "Who looks after you, Jean?" "A nurse from time to time." "I was in a clinic." "I don't know what the y did." "Sit down." "I had a lump like a nut under my skin." "The y said it was tuberculosis but I'm not sure." "I think above all I wanted to die." "You should have sent for me." "I knew I'd write one day." "Why did you leave Barbazac?" "Your advice would have helped me." "You ne ver asked for it." "We need e verybody..." "or somebody... I had to make a living." "You offended them." "Respectability counts a great deal there." "A limited point of view." "I know why you left." "It's very warm in here." "Come here, listen to me." "I went through a terrible conflict." "I'll tell you one day." "It was all the crueller because of you." "Is it too sharp?" " Do you eat well?" " L don't know." "Illness tends to cut one off." "So does loneliness." "It unhinges your mind but you stay lucid." "I'm not twenty anymore." "It's madness to draw someone into your destiny or to enter theirs." "The y mingle in spite of us." "Yes." "You must get better." "Start by leaving this seedy hotel." "I'm very poor." "I don't have the Barnery dividends." "What do you live on?" "I lent Pommerel some mone y." "I didn't want interest but now..." "You're as poor as any rich person with less mone y." "You should go to the mountains." "To Switzerland, say." "Will you listen to me?" "Will you do what I say?" "If it's an order." "You're not a little girl now." "I feel old." "Give me your hand, Pauline." "May I hold it for a minute?" "I was tempted to do it before." "But I'm free now." "Truly free?" "Absolutely." "I know about your life." "I'd like you to start it afresh." "I must leave now, you'll get fe verish." "Will you come back?" "On Sunday." "Are you in mourning?" "Yes, I lost my mother, two months ago." "I would have come sooner." "But your letters... I didn't want to worry you." "I chose to keep it to myself." "No, don't turn round." "Not yet." "Now." "Look at the lake." "That's Brienz over there." " Where's the Eiger?" " You can't see it from this room." "We're high up." "Uncle Pommerel has written back." " What does he say?" " Read it." "He isn't very lyrical about our wedding." "There's no warmth in his letter." "How could he understand?" "Does it shock you?" "I wished him dead for a second." "Only for a second." "Know who that is?" "Grisar..." "The minister." "My respects to Mrs Barnery." "I've brought fruit and cheese." "Thank you." "Rose..." "We can eat now." "Here's the fruit and cheese." "The bread's on the table." "I've had a letter from Marcelle." "It's dreadful, she's marrying that archivist." "Does she say it's dreadful?" "No, but I know it is." "She'll have that man's affection." "You're e ven now." "Even?" "She disapproves of your marriage too." "I'll take that, Rose." "You don't realise." "The break with Peter Deed was horrible." "I saw how her heart was crushed." "She feared a hard life." "Other people's lives distress us." "It's good to be forced." "I wouldn't have chosen Switzerland for us." "I would have." "It's conventional but I like it." "There's grandeur in this tranquillity." "I'd have preferred Brazil." "Why Brazil?" "You can live under an assumed name." "But you have nothing to hide." "Women are lucky." "The y marry and change names." "Has anyone criticised you here?" "Re verend Grisar bothers me." "He knows about me." "When he sends his respects, he uses an odd tone." "What tone?" "Why shouldn't he send me his respects?" "People hate to see a divorced man happy with another woman." "He's a harmful example." "Grisar makes me feel ashamed." "I'll write back to Marcelle." "I hope I haven't hurt you." "I have no regrets." "I can't get used to being happy." "Beware of over-subtle ideas." "Should we stop thinking then?" "Almost." "With you, no idea scares me." "Nothing scares me." "Not e ven saying what I think." "Stop, Jean!" "Can I have an apple?" "No..." "You'll regret it later." "Come on." "No, you go." "L'll wait here." "I'll stroll beneath the trees." "We won't go down to the lake again, it tires you." "Lunch is ready." "Is it good?" "Isn't there any wine?" "No, I'll fetch some from the village." "Here... I wonder, does one know why one is in love, precisely?" "Not precisely." "I thought so: one doesn't know." "A man has to love his wife." "No, of course not!" "Don't get upset." "You love her because you chose her but you don't check e very minute." "What do you mean?" "I don't know." "Your words seem directed at me." "Is it wrong to be demanding?" "I too find this unreal at times:" "living happily in a chalet on a mountain, expecting nothing..." "Nothing?" "Well, being content without mone y..." "Not exactly without mone y." "The Barnery annuity is a privilege." "It troubles me." "We owe a lot to other people's toil." "I remember the terrible poverty in Limoges." " Everything is unfair." " Yes." "It doesn't bother me that others work and suffer." "I've been through that and may know it again any day." "We could have separate rooms to be ourselves for a few hours." "A shelter." "Separate rooms are an awful idea unless people are in love." "I was just wondering." "I know we can't part e ven for one night." "Why?" "I don't know..." "Because I wouldn't be able to sleep." "You couldn't sleep... I'll fetch the eggs the farmer promised us." "You can't go out in this mist." "I'll follow the path." "Don't worry, your wife is here." "Come in." "I lost my way." "It's the end of an era..." "We hadn't seen each other for years." "He had grown very reclusive." "It's a great loss." "Robert Barnery transformed the porcelain industry..." "Fortunately, there's still your brother Fré déric." "I'm not worried." "You must re vive the firm." "There's a lot to do." "I'll tell you about our plans." "Good job we can count on Howard." "He'll be in Europe this month." "Go and speak to Fré déric." "He barely greeted me." "You know what he's like." "Please, it's father's funeral." "Your designs for the Vendôme service are your best yet." "Mr Bavouzet, thank you for your letter." "I was touched." "I know you're right about the factory's future..." "We must talk again." "Well..." "Did you go to father's?" "Yes." "L sorted out his papers." "Paul was with me." "Anything interesting?" "His Paris solicitor has the interesting ones." "He left his cook 10,000 francs." "That's good." "You think so?" "Are you happy with business on your farm?" "I can't complain." "Fré déric seems to know what he wants." "Because he keeps silent." "He's just a good accountant." "If he inherits, Barnery's ruined." "He's been with the firm for 30 years." "That doesn't help." "Your father must have had his reasons." "Come away, there's a draught." "I'm sorry I missed the funeral." "Were many people there?" " Was Jean there?" " Yes, you'll see him." "It wasn't like grandmother's funeral, with all the workers behind the flower-decked hearse, a respectful crowd..." "No workers today." "The mood has changed in ten years." "You're no longer loved?" "Are you all right, dear?" "Excuse me." "Marthe, quickly!" "Lt's Mr Jean..." "How are you?" "I'm glad you came." "Let's have dinner tonight." "Don't tell anyone." "I was looking at grandfather's trees." "The y're so tall now." "I'm happy to see you here." " Hello, Paul." " Hello, Jean." "He used to put on shows, act in plays..." "With young Lili and the twins." " What's become of Lili?" " Her son's a captain." "I ne ver saw you as an actor, more a writer." "And you were neither." "Not e ven a porcelain manufacturer." "If you wanted..." "But have you e ver known what you wanted?" "You were coughing." "You have to rest." "I'll check on the wine." "You saw Nathalie in Paris?" "She hasn't changed." "Obsession petrifies her." "She's a pillar of fidelity." "A fine pillar." "And Aline?" "Her mother's giving her a poor opinion of men." "But I don't belie ve she listens." "Don't spare my feelings." "Your daughter isn't well surrounded... but that's not very important." "The environment may count or not..." "Is she still as fair?" "Yes, she's still as fair." "Paul's right, I must rest." "Remember, your place is here..." "Even if I'll be gone one day." " Hello, Jean." " Hello, Fré déric." "I'm glad you're here." "Meet my son, Théodore..." " Hello, sir." " Hello, Théodore." "He's your son's age, isn't he?" "He was born in 1904." "Max was born in 1905." "Bring him one day." "Uncle, I didn't know you were in Limoges." "I came back from London." "Isn't Pauline with you?" "No, she didn't want to leave our son alone." " Is he well?" " Yes." "He's a real little Swiss peasant." "He e ven has the accent." "And Pauline?" "She sends her regards." "Did your London trip go well?" "Business is very quiet." "Was the 1840 cognac a success?" "Very quiet..." "Here..." "Father Christmas is coming tonight." "He'll bring your presents." "All the presents on the tree..." "Go to sleep now." "What is he having?" "A train, some sweets, a ball, some crayons..." "You've had a letter from Julie." "A Christmas card." " Are their worries over?" " The y're starting." "How do you mean?" "Everything." "The y've shared out the inheritance but the y still need a manager." "Fré déric's the manager..." "He is nominally, for now." "He has stupidly fired Howard, the New York agent." "You're not interested." "I am." "Listen!" "The bells... I've drawn up this inventory for you." "It will show you exactly where we stand." "You can read it later." "Our position is fragile... with the Germans invading the American market." "You'll see..." "That's why, as I said in my letter, I wish to buy back your shares." "I think the price is a very advantageous one." "I'll let you judge." "I belie ve it's your best option." "It's common sense." "Do have one..." "No, thank you." "Perhaps you feel you can't because of Jean." "You'd be wrong, I belie ve." "I mean, you're entirely free to make up your own mind." "That's my daughter." "Pleasant journe y?" "Give me that." "We've booked you a hotel room." "I saw Nathalie." "She agrees." "She knows I won't take back her shares?" "That she'll retain the dividends?" "She'll do what you say." "She's a curious woman." "I'm not likely to forget that errand." "The apartment is all right, isn't it?" "One feels uneasy there but..." " Aline wasn't up when I called." " Was she ill?" "No, she was sleeping." "I could do nothing for Aline." "I chose to leave her to her mother." "You understand?" "You had your reasons." "What if I were dead?" "Orphaned children can be raised well." "For her, I wanted to be dead." "You think that's awful." "Was Julie with you?" "No, you know she's ill." "It's up to you now." "You can't refuse to be our manager." "I haven't decided yet." "We can't delay." "Rose, can you pass me the other curtain?" "Max, it's time for bed now." "Put him to bed, then you can go." "I'll come to tuck you in." "Good-bye, Rose." "I was worried." "You didn't invite Guy in?" "We were at a solicitor's in Brienz." "Come with me." "What's wrong?" "You've noticed how tense I've been..." "The family has asked me to manage the firm." "We can't live off Pommerel's interest." "You can find work in Switzerland." "I can't do just any job." "We're not going to live in Limoges... with that factory, those appalling problems..." "No!" " Let me explain..." " It's impossible!" "I've been happy not working all these years." "But this is a direct appeal to my skills... to family responsibility..." "to a deep instinct..." "Thousands of jobs are at stake." "The firm won't die!" "It might." "A large firm is fragile..." "How do you know about that?" "I have a plan." "What plan?" "It's nothing new." "I'm using Bavouzet's ideas." "He can't impose them but I can." "The y won't like it but I'll save Barnery." "You sound as if your mind's made up, Jean." " It's impossible." "Have you thought?" " Yes." "But why not accept happiness?" "Why do we have to join the fray like e veryone else?" "Lt sickens me." "It means our love is over." "Not at all..." "It can't live just anywhere." "How can you impose a plan without shares?" "Nathalie's giving me hers." "You've seen her?" "Guy saw her." "She's assigning me her shares." "So all this is to pay her dividends..." "No!" "And what of it?" "Should she and Aline be paupers?" "No, Pauline, not you..." "Don't you understand?" "I understand perfectly." "I agreed on a sort of impulse... I hoped you'd help me understand." "Don't cry." "We'll do whate ver you want." "Leave me, Jean." "For pity's sake, leave me alone." "I understand your regrets." "If you only understand, my bond here isn't that strong." "I won't force you." "I can still back out." "We'd leave so much here." "I'm aware of that." "I'll get dinner ready." "I fear that you may be wrong again... that you'll regret it later." "I know what awaits me." "I know the e veryday work of the factory." "First, we have to remove Fré déric, with court cases, lawyers..." "Then recover lost time, build a new factory to bring down costs." "We'll refuse the workers' pay rise." "There will be an outcry, strikes... I'll be the most hated man in Limoges." "All to succeed or fail, which amounts to the same." "Fré déric, I'll be frank with you." "The family is dissatisfied with you." "You must accept that fact." "The y want you to step down and have asked me to take over." "I have accepted." "I hold Nathalie's shares." "Paul is ready to pay a good price for yours, five times what you offered Nathalie." "You won't wish to be involved in a company run by me." "I suggest you accept Paul's offer." "He may change his mind." "Jean, you've been away for a long time." "This is typical:" "one gets bored in exile, one invents a mission." "There you are, Fré déric, old man." "Think it over." "I hope it will all work out." "Don't disturb me again today." "Follow me, please." "Howard has sold our porcelain to the American railways." "It will be hard but I want to respect the deadline." "I'll see for the whiteware." "Stay late this e vening to do it." "Of course." "The y want a specific design too." "I think I know what the y mean." "Come with me, I'll show you." "Now then..." "Give me that one." "This service was made in 1875 for the Queen of Portugal." "One of our finest." "Similar to this but e ven more sober." "With this tone." "Can it be done?" "I think so." "L'll ask Dubreuil." "He'll probably remember." "I especially want this gre yish green..." "Mr Vouzelles wishes to see you." "I'll see him at 11: 15." "Use a gold band like this." "Forget the one we're using now." "Your cousin designed it to save mone y." "The customers don't like it." "I left you time to settle in." "When did you return to Limoges?" "I live between Paris and here." "The new mayor sent for me." "You still write for Socialist journals?" "Yes, of course." "After you." "We haven't met in 20 years but if I remember rightly, the worker won't be forgotten in this factory now." "This plate is made in Germany." "It's much cheaper." "This is serious." "We risk losing the American market." "I have to build a new factory with new methods and machines." "The workers come later." "It's always "later"." "Have their lives improved in 30 years?" "Not a great deal." "I'm having housing built for them." "But if we shut down, what will the y do?" "I'd ne ver have called on old Barnery." "But you reason like he did." "Nothing can change in this office." "With a civil servant in my shoes, it would be the same." "I must keep the factory going." "Does the factory's prosperity matter if the workers barely scrape by?" "I'm sure you deserve your salary, but between Barnery's progress and the conditions the y live in, there's such a gulf." "A disastrous contradiction." "I'm afraid for you and for them." "Think of the riots here in 1905." "Everyone remembers your uncle's contempt." "He wouldn't give an inch." "People died on the streets." "I won't negotiate until the new factory is finished." "Look." "You know the site..." "The production workshops here, the kilns here..." "Each kiln can bake 20,000 pieces at once." "The decoration workshops, the whiteware stores..." "Gently, Max." "How did school go?" "Fine." " We'll have lunch now." " Very good." "Stop drinking, you'll ruin your appetite." "Why not let him serve us?" "I prefer it this way." "Give me Max's plate." "A well-cooked piece or he won't eat it." "The first slice... I have to go to America." "I need to see Howard and sort out the customs problems." "We may open a Toronto office too." "Will you be away long?" "Two and a half months, with the crossing." "Sit up straight!" "You were too sharp with him." "Usually, you spoil him." "He takes advantage." "What are you doing?" "I'm watching him go." "I think the rose bush may be dead." "That first frost was too hard." "No, I don't think so." "We'll see in the spring." "It's stopped raining." "L'll go now." "This is my husband's library." "His papers..." "Here, we mustn't touch a thing." "I knew you were in Limoges." "I haven't seen you at church." "I don't go often." "You haven't changed." "We must show the Catholics we're here." "Show what?" "What we're not?" "We are what we want to be." "I wanted to come sooner." "I understand." "You had to settle in..." "No, it's not that." "I wanted to find you again." "You wrote to me in Switzerland." " That was so long ago." " But I haven't forgotten." "Neither have you." "It hurt me." "We judge those we love." "You understood!" "Only you could." "No, I didn't understand." "I didn't understand what you did." "Didn't you need my friendship?" "One last point..." "The penalties inflicted on us by the US Customs following the campaign by the American Potters' Association..." "Our ambassador, Mr Jusserand, has seen the Attorne y General in New York and I know from a reliable source that he received a warm welcome." "There." "Thank you for coming, gentlemen." "I wasn't here when your wife passed away." "You received my letter?" "Yes, thank you." "Does the political climate worry you, sir?" "How could one not worry?" "Everyone talks of war." " It's only a bluff." " That's true... I was struck by the words that His Holiness, Pope Pius X, recently said to his cardinals:" ""France will be punished," ""but she will rise again."" "That one there?" "Yes." "Lovely..." "I can see lots there." "If you put the ladder here, I can pick them all." "Is it steady?" "Go ahead." "Can you hold the basket?" "That way I can..." "Are you so pleased to see me?" "You're home so early." "I was at the prefecture, it was sunny... I didn't want to go to work." "What was it like?" "We talked about war." "You won't go to fight... I'm a sergeant." "An old one but a sergeant all the same." "It's not possible." "In Switzerland, you used to jot down phrases." "Some of them were beautiful." "You don't write now, you don't read..." " No time." " It's a shame." "Are you afraid I'll lose my soul?" "It wasn't in those phrases." "So can you put your soul in porcelain?" "A little of it, yes." "Men put bits of their soul into many things." "And women?" "I pity women." "The y want love to provide." "But love isn't life itself..." "A woman who has loved, in joy and sorrow, finds the world empty." "She'll know nothing else." "It's war." "Wait for me." "THE IVORY SERVICE" "Please..." "Try to keep calm." "There... I want to know!" " Are you there?" " L'm here..." "It hurts." "Don't leave me." "I'm here." "Take deep breaths now..." "Any news of your husband?" "Not for a long time." "There's an offensive on." "We've gained ground." "Today's report is interesting." "I'm Fayet, the solicitor in Barbazac." "I knew your husband well." "How is my son?" "Can the y save his e ye?" "I don't think so." "Doctor..." "What's the matter?" "This just came for you." "It's typewritten..." "You open it." "He's well..." "He's writing from an office." "He's leaving the Front." "He's going to be an intelligence officer... with an American division." "Did you have a good journe y?" "Long?" "The train stopped e verywhere." "You know Pierre Vouzelles." "Here I go..." "It'll soon be over now." "Is Max well?" "I've brought a photo." "You've put on weight." "It's padding, a thick vest." "Wait a second while I see the colonel." "What a handsome omelette!" " Fresh eggs." " Thank you, Madame Julien." "You haven't written much." "Were you on the front line?" "Losses are heavy." "The regiment's disbanded." "Have you moved forward?" "Yes..." "I don't know." "We've changed places." "I don't read the papers like you do." "Remember Paul Giri, Edouard's son?" "His wife works with me." "He's dead." "You're leaving?" "I'll be back at four." "Here's the ke y." "Take a walk along the river." "Come and see." "Why are all these frames ready when this side is running behind?" "Yes, I know but you must work something out." "Don't forget your meeting." "Yes, all right." "Sautard, I read your report on oil-fired kilns." "We'll demolish these." "You have a free hand." "Those kilns are hard to control." " A mere detail." " We ought to wait." "There are new electric kilns." "Let's not be too hasty." "Oil kilns will reduce the workforce." "We must catch up with our competitors." "Do it before I go to America for three months." "Hello, Solange." "It's an honour to see you." "Did you have a nice walk?" "She's avoiding us." "You'll see, we're not that boring." "I'm absolutely parched." "What have you been doing?" "Nothing." "It's been a lovely day." "Louise is expecting a visit." "Patience!" "Have you heard from your husband?" "Well, have you?" "I won't wait for his letters, to see if the y're loving enough." "He came back altered from the war." "And left again quickly." "Mr René Fayet is waiting outside." "Do you know René Fayet?" "I looked after him during the war." "I hardly see him here." "He's in the woods all day." "Not all day..." "How can a one-e yed boy aim a rifle?" "No hunting today?" "No, nothing." "Just tennis with Louise later." " May I walk with you?" " Of course." "I remember you in Barbazac, madame." "Madame..." "You were a child." "There's no difference between us now." "Oh, there is..." "Have you left Barbazac?" "I live in Paris." "Louise invites me here in summer." "Will you succeed your father?" "No, I'm at business school." " What do you want to sell?" " Porcelain." "Really?" "Whose porcelain?" "Yours." "I've visited your Limoges factory." "There are some horrible items..." "But the best ones deserve to be better known." "I'd like to open an outlet." "I'll speak to my husband when he gets back." "The y're from Saintonge." "Good, aren't the y?" "I was thinking..." "Girls of today must scandalise you." "Why?" "You were raised differently in Barbazac." "In such a limited way." "But love may be impossible without that." "You were raised for love?" "It was forbidden, which means the same." "I feel that love..." "must be imagined first." "Like a religion settling in a young heart." "Amorous women are rare." "The times don't change that." " Where are you going now?" " To Joncherolles." " L'll cut through the woods." " The woods?" " Do you know the paths?" " No." "You'll lose your way." " L'll soon see." " Be reasonable..." "Show me a path then." "Oh, no, I forgot, you have to play tennis with Louise." "Aren't you tired?" "No." "Are you?" " No." " Are you in a hurry?" "No..." "The y're expecting me." "No, the y aren't..." "You went out for the day." "It's lucky that I saved you." "I was going to a talk but I think I'll stay in." "It doesn't matter." "I can't take it." "I'm having palpitations, I panic..." " It must be my heart." " Of course not." "Is it about Jean?" "Not at all." "You had me worried..." "It's about Aline." "Why?" "She isn't ill." "You should keep a closer e ye on her." "I don't know what you mean." "I set a good example." "She goes out a lot." "People see her e verywhere, at night." "What people?" "My children saw her at Montparnasse." "Your children..." "The y work, you know, the y have a right to a little fun." "I can't force her to stay at home... subjecting her to my suffering." "Why does it always have to be you?" " Are you responsible?" " Responsible?" "Is it my fault she had no family?" "She's young, I can't lock her away." "She used to come to dinner." "I know she's a good child." "You don't know her." "I can't do a thing with her!" "She's a heartless, lying idler who just wants to have fun." "If her home was more pleasant..." "Pleasant..." "You have no idea, you poor thing." "I'd better go." "I have to get my granddaughters' tea for them." "You do that too?" "Yes, I don't have a maid." "I could have raised a daughter normally, helped by a father, like any woman with a decent husband..." "Jean!" "I had such an idea of him... I'm still here." "Let's go to the bar." "I'll call you when your table's ready." "Two glasses of champagne." " Aline Barnery?" " In person." "Recognise me?" "I recognise you..." "You're Dominique Chambon." "We were at the Protestant school together." "This way, please." "Let's meet." "Come for tea on Tuesday." "6, Rond-Point de Longchamp." "Good e vening, mother." "Where were you?" "Still up?" "I spend my life tidying this place." "I want you home earlier." "I'll come home when I like!" " Was it fun at least?" " No." "What have I done wrong?" "Tell me!" "Nothing!" "Listen to me." "I understand." "L'm like you." "It's not because your father abandoned us that..." "Don't think all men are like him." "I wondered whom I'd find here." "The schoolgirl or the Montparnasse woman." "I don't know." "Neither one nor the other." " You haven't changed." " Yes, I have, completely." "Things used to be so different." "We all used to laugh so much." "You remember?" "Do I remember?" "It was my last easy year." "I had friends." "Yes." "I didn't like them." "Why?" "I was all alone." "No one bothered about me." "But I enjoyed admiring you." "And now we meet again." "Would you like a cigarette?" "The y're my only luxury." "My father died that last year at school." "I didn't know." "My brother was killed in the war." "I ended up alone." "And now?" "Too much is missing in my life." "I can't complain." "L love my work." "In that case, no..." "You can't complain." "You first mentioned this factory ten years ago." "It's taken you a while." "The war came along..." "and then I hesitated." "You hesitated?" "Either my mind wasn't on work or I'd rush into things." "You have to keep track of new inventions all the time." " This factory's costly." " Very costly." "And you're still using the old one." "When the y're not on strike." "You should give them the raise the y want." "I have, twice." "The y earn less than before the war." "I can't give in, I need to build up whiteware stocks." "Stocks?" "What for?" "At a time like this?" "A German worker makes 1,800 cups a day." "Now the Japanese with their ridiculous wages..." "And you think the union is wrong to resist this absurd contest?" "The union can't rule the world." "What is it you want?" "Local workers making 1,800 cups a day?" "Why not 3,000?" "Do you remember that castle in the war that had... only its cellars left?" "It stank of rats." "Pontet told me that e ven the cellars went in the end." "Pontet?" "That's impossible." "He died at Soupir." "Oh, yes..." "It must have been Latie." "He's the only one left apart from us." "Yes, it was Latie." "Have you seen him?" "The y weren't supposed to be picketing!" "Surprised?" "Why don't the y open the gates?" "Drive!" "I wanted you to see this." "Our brand-new celadon service." "The Song Chinese made it but ne ver used a mass-coloured paste." "That's what gives it... this full moon glow." "It isn't drab, is it?" "It's very beautiful." "Because it's made in complex conditions." "Just a few degrees more can kill the hue." "Do people still care these days?" "I'm determined to think the y do." "It took a year and a half to perfect." "In any case, the y've ne ver made finer porcelain here." "This must end." "The y'll ne ver give in." "I'll negotiate." "I can see the union secretary." "You can't build a factory and stock and raise pay." "No, we need stock." "The coming crisis could last two years." "Give up the new factory." "You know I can't!" "We need it." "Look..." "What do you think?" "Is this Max's book?" " Has he gone out?" " Yes." "With his friend Audousset." "I'm not too keen on that boy." "He can choose his own friends." "It's pretty, isn't it?" "Where have you been?" "I was out visiting." "You were interested in porcelain once." "Once?" "You'd ask questions." "You didn't understand but noted my answers anyway." " You learnt them by heart." " L did?" "I thought it was for a friend." "I have no friends." "You had friends at Joncherolles." "It's only natural." "Children." "Children and young people." "Listen, Jean." "You were hardly around." "I felt that you couldn't see me." "You were so inattentive." "Because of the war perhaps, from being with men... I don't remember the man I was then..." "It's odd having been a man you don't remember." "It happens once or twice in a lifetime." "You're right, I was inattentive." "I had become inhuman." "You had abandoned me, Jean." "You were cold..." "Unrecognisable..." "And you were on holiday." "I'd like a holiday with you." "I'd like to travel, I'd like to leave Limoges." "With the factory..." "It's always the factory!" "Always!" "Everyone is furious." "Guy won't see me." "I dare not e ven visit Louise." "Do you know what the y say?" "That you're lowering dividends to fund your crazy schemes!" "I went to see that striker's wife." "I felt such terrible hatred." "Know how the y live?" "And what's it all for?" "Is it really that heroic?" "I don't know what you're doing anymore." "It's true, I feel worn out." "Let's go away then." "You're not made for this." "True industrialists feel nothing." "I'll ne ver leave the factory." "Even old?" "Ne ver." "That's a pity." "Old people must have so much to tell each other." "Or perhaps it's too late." "We walked here four years ago." "You told me," ""l hate taking walks" and we went back." "You were in love with a young man." "I accepted it." "Your happiness was what counted." "What happiness without you?" "I felt no sorrow." "You were drawn to youth, it seemed innocent to me." "The man you love is too close to you." "He smothers you, he tires you." "Could I e ver love another man?" "No, it wasn't him you loved." "It was your own youth, your independence." "Nothing happened with René." "Almost nothing." ""Almost nothing"." "Yes, I thought so." "What is it?" "I'm looking at you." "You're right, we'll almost be old soon." "Even you have wrinkles around your e yes." "I have to look closely to spot them." "The y don't seem to be part of you." "We don't often have days like this." "This way, Mr Pommerel." "Thank you, Emmanuel." "You promised not to be late." "Re verend Sabatier's here." "Who?" "Re verend Sabatier, from Paris..." "My dear fellow..." "Re verend..." " L'm sorry I'm late." " L understand." "The y have cups like these at Joncherolles." "Remember, Fé lix?" "It's the latest Barnery service, celadon." "Look, Mr Sabatier, see how fine it is..." "The sea-water hue... I must admit Jean Barnery has taste." "In our different fields, we both strive to maintain quality at all costs." "I'm very fond of Mrs Jean Barnery." "I see her in Limoges." "I know Mrs Jean Barnery but..." "not the woman you're referring to." "The y say the daughter leads a dissipated life." "That's all in the past now." "I often see Aline." "Please excuse me, I must be going." "Why did you say that?" "You know he knows Nathalie." "I didn't start." "Besides, I like Pauline." "Men ne ver notice anything." "We shocked him." "I don't want the unpleasant business mentioned again." "My dear, if Jean Barnery left Nathalie, he had his reasons." "Yes." "Apparently, she was unbearable." "Before Barnery, in our world, were there unbearable people?" "Did the y divorce?" "You can't fake a romantic comedy all your life." "Other people's happiness is my re venge." "What happiness?" "You must side with your husband or your wife for good." "Do you think life with Arthur has always been easy?" "It's not right to keep changing one's mind, causing trouble all around..." "Jean Barnery takes a wife, sends her away, takes her back..." "He acts the pauper, gives her his mone y..." "Now he's an industrialist and still sure of his moral superiority." "He's a show-off, like all the Barnerys." "Pass..." " One diamond." " Pass." " One heart." " One no trumps." "Pass." "I heard enough as a girl about Robert Barnery, his genius and taste..." "Any rich man can buy tanagras." "But not necessarily choose them well." "Limoges porcelain may not be that beautiful." "Some say it's hideous." "Limoges, November 4, 1929..." "Dear Vouzelles, thank you for your letter and your loyalty." "I had seen this world crisis coming, but now its here, I don't recognise the danger I feared." "The American market has collapsed." "I shut the new factory before it was used and withdrew to the old one." "I've had to lay off more workers." "You know I did it reluctantly." "I'm here about Aline." "Sit down." "She's taking her vows?" "Yes, she's going to be a deaconess." "But..." "Did she decide of her own free will?" "Yes, entirely." "She wasn't forced?" "There's been no intervention?" "Or sorrow?" "She's known great sorrow." "She had a friend called Dominique." "The y saw each other e very day." "And then the young woman died last year." "A painful death." "Aline was with her to the end." "Then she decided to work for God and the sick." "There's no other reason?" "You're sure?" "How can I put it..." "Something to do with me?" "She doesn't bear a grudge against you." "I want to see her." "Leave her in peace." "It's for the best." "Is business improving in Limoges?" "No, not at all." "I use three kilns out of twenty." "But I hope to go on giving Nathalie the same amount." "I came to Paris to close down our outlet here." "I'm cutting back." "And I'll bide my time." "Aline Barnery..." "Do you feel yourself imbued with such gratitude to your God that you wish to join the deaconesses and de vote to Him your body and your mind that belong to Him?" "Yes, by the grace of God." "Aline Barnery, do you feel ready to accept the title of deaconess and the obligations that it entails, to serve God and the poor according to the rules of the order, under the Council's instructions where ver and howe ver" "it sees fit to employ you?" "Yes, by the grace of God." "Merciful Father, Christ our Saviour, fill her with Your grace through which past sins are erased and all things are made new again." "She's happy this way, you know." "Where will she go?" "I don't know." "Deaconesses go where the y're sent." "Shall I tell her you were here?" "Good-bye, Jean." "I'm burning our old letters." "All of them?" "Yes." "Does it upset you?" "We're not like that now." "The factory can last two more years on our stocks." "Three maybe." "See what we risk after." "Yes." "If we stopped now, we'd save something before being ruined." "While there's still a chance?" "A chance..." "It's not up to us to decide." "Or we change our methods." "Make corner shop china like others." "The others make that stuff perfectly well." "If Barnery no longer makes Barnery, it's not worth going on." "The market isn't there now." "There's France." "What about the ivory porcelain?" "What about it?" "It's more beautiful than the celadon." "Make it for the French market." "Forget about America." "It's not perfect yet." "We managed to make a few pieces but I gave up on it." "Is it reasonable to keep on making such costly tests?" "Just to obtain a slightly rarer hue..." "Not only a rarer hue..." "It's something unique." "I had designed a shape..." "It's ne ver been done before." "A plate like a bowl without sides." "The first one was as flat as a pancake so I raised the rim." "Then we made a groove in the centre, see... with a slight indent." "The plate immediately came to life." "But then other problems took over." "This is what you must work on." "Dyeing the paste won't work." "Let's try something else." "The glaze must be coloured before dipping." "Let's colour the glaze." "Hello, father." "You look well." "How was your holiday?" "Excellent." "L skied a lot." " Are you staying?" " A week." "Mother will be sad." "She wishes you'd join the firm." "Have you lowered costs?" "No, I've laid many people off." "The small factories are lucky." "In prosperous times, large firms crush small ones." "Not in a recession." "But perhaps... competition isn't a universal solution." "Competition built Barnery." "And now it can destroy us." "If we replace the principles you oppose, no one will need luxury goods." "A few connoisseurs justified such fantasies." "Vouzelles says world economic relations have changed." "Human relations too." "He says your ideas aren't..." "Economic relations change." "Some virtues remain." "Agreement could replace social conflict." "Solidarity could defeat profit." "Vouzelles says that..." "His is a world of abstract generosity." "We'd work for the good of all, not one factory." "I know that tune." "L know it..." "You know, during the war, on the Front, there was no profit." "We were equal, we stood together." "It was touching but I remember the sheer mediocrity." "You know, Max, a man's hardest ordeal is being brought down to size." "His greatness is to accept his limits." "This is the placing and drawing room to prepare the pieces for firing." "The y are placed on saggers to go into the kiln." "After drawing, we send the pieces to the wipers who clean them, the last step before glazing." "What a perfect gesture!" " Mrs Howard..." " Mr Barnery!" "Forgive me." "Don't mention it." "This young man has been "piloting" me." " How is your husband?" " He's well." "I have no need to go to New York and I'm afraid we no longer write." "He has closed the Toronto store." "Luckily, he retired before the crash." "You live in a world of beauty." "This way, please." "It's all right." "Théodore..." "Call Pauline but don't alarm her." "I'm sorry... I think I've put my knee out." "I didn't see the hole." "This year's first..." "Fardissou picked them for you..." "Remember the cherry tree... that day you came home early from the factory?" "I wasn't expecting you." "It was just before the war." "I've swallowed a stone." "Got rid of the stone?" "I thought I was choking." "Yes, I remember..." "I remember that day." "I had bought a novel... I was watching you without you seeing me." "I've forgotten too many things." "I'd like to remember you, in Switzerland." "You can rest now, I'll go to the factory." "Yes, I'll rest." "The Transatlantique has ordered a service for the first-class cabins." "People still appreciate quality." "Yesterday..." "Yes, it was yesterday... I dreamt about the factory." "When I think about it... what I've done or nothing..." ""Our dwelling is removed..." ""and carried away from us..." ""as a shepherd's tent..."" "That's from the Bible." "I often said it... very often at a graveside, without really understanding." "The factory is still there." "Not for much longer and neither am I." "Everything I've done is worthless, I was always wrong." "But you know... I don't feel I've had a wasted life." "No life is wasted... when you've known love." "If only for your work-tools." "I'd really like to know the meaning of this hope at the heart of all things." "We can't meet the Transatlantique order." "I promise you, it's too expensive." "We have to do it." "We have to." "We'll be working at a loss." "With the cost of the ivory service..." "It doesn't matter." "Mr Jean will notice when he sees the accounts." "Jean mustn't know." "What?" "Draw up fresh accounts." "I can't be responsible." "I can." "Gently..." "Shall I put the light on so you can see?" "You can switch it off." "It's good." "I'm pleased." "Mr Paul Desca... I'll be happy to see him." "You'll find the maker among his works." "Hello, Jean." "You look better." "Fine porcelain." "As inventive as e ver, Jean." "As e ver..." "You'll return to the factory." "I'm not sure." "But I don't complain." "I was afraid of dying without looking at life." "So, you like this ivory porcelain?" "It's magnificent." "When I was a boy... my cousins made plates for their dolls... with magnolia petals." "Julie collected them." "It was this same, smooth tone." "I think we've re vived it." "You've been to the Charente?" "I don't have much good news." "Tell me about Barbazac." "The latest local elections threw out the old cognac merchants." "The people want new men." "The winegrower must sell his wine." "If Hennessy can't buy, let the State do it." "Bourgaud-Duperron has gone bankrupt." "Hear that, Pauline?" "Bourgaud-Duperron..." "Pommerel is getting by." "He's ne ver done much business." "He keeps chugging along." "Poor old Pommerel, if only he knew..." "He who was always half-ruined..." "All the same, in life... there are some pleasant things." "It takes patience to see them." "You have to look for them." "What today's world is losing... is love." "Don't tire yourself, Jean." "Let me tell Paul this because I'm sure of it..." "But once you're sure, your voice has almost gone." "Love..." "There's nothing else in life..." "Nothing." "Is he in much pain?" "At times." "It eases occasionally." "What's wrong exactly?" "Did he have a fall?" "He fell and put his knee out." "The trauma awoke something older." "He has already had tuberculosis." "You know, resurrections can happen." "I belie ve in resurrection." "I'm keeping you..." "He mustn't think we're talking about him." "A letter from Max..." "It's time to eat." "Shall I read it to you?" "Do you think he'll marry her?" "He told me he would." "I'm not too keen on her." "We must welcome her here." "What awaits Max in today's world?" "War..." "Worrying about yourself is nothing, whereas fearing for others..." "That's the worst." "I'll put it here." "I wanted to ask you something." "You've hired Théodore at the factory." "But it's Max's place..." "Théodore will take over from me." "Théodore?" "Fré déric's son?" "You have a son too." "He's inherited my youth, he can go elsewhere." "The world needs children." "We need a man here." "Can you get the journal I was reading?" "There, under the dictionary." "You'll see, I've marked the page." ""An Italian gardener scrapes the ground with a sleepy rake." ""Suddenly, he speaks in his dialect." ""His words ring out in the midday silence" ""and blend with the distinctive sound of his rake" ""turning the gravel." ""He seems to say:" ""how futile work is."" "You scared me..." "Why?" "I was out in the garden, under the cherry tree."

"Looks abandoned." "Or worse." "Let's go, Shortwave." "It was Chinese New Year." "The Tet holiday." "The communists had called a 36-hour truce." "It should've been a routine patrol." "But we weren't taking any chances." "Get DiNardo up here." "DiNardo was my right hand." "Go!" "The kind of gung-ho fighting machine that Marines are famous for." "We'd been to this village before and a lot of smiling, shaking hands and bowing to show that we were the good guys." "The people were friendly." "We like them and they liked us." "DiNardo knew enough Vietnamese to be a big hit." "So it really hurts to see their heads on stakes." "This rotten war was getting to us." "We'd stay too long, we seen too much." "Jesus Christ..." "Sonofabitch!" "DiNardo!" "Got more in the wells." "Jesus..." "No amount of training could prepare you for an experience like this." "Shortwave said he'd seen worse on the streets of Detroit." "But that's the kind of bullshit you use to keep from going crazy." "Murphy was the one that's hit the hardest." "He was a green college kid from Indiana." "The closest he'd been to death was his grand dad's funeral." "Sergeant Hafner!" "Yo!" "This is insanity." "This is effective." "Charlie's got this valley by the balls." "Won't nobody step outta line around here." "Sergeant Major!" "Yo!" "We got a boy, Sergeant Major." "He's alive!" "Please, kid." "Calm down." "C'mon, Juicy?" "Wanna Juicy?" "Juicy, Juicy, Juicy." "There ain't no ceasefire around here that's for damn sure." "Somethin' comin' down." "Somethin' heavy." "Oh, we gotta find out what it is." "We gonna leave the village like this?" "Torch it." "We radioed headquarters, but they didn't read the signs like we did." "Just another bunch of dead gooks." "What else is new?" "DiNardo was pretty steamed up inside so I put him on point." "Best therapy I could think of." "As point men go," "DiNardo had few equals." "He had a sharp eye and a good nose for trouble." "Hold on." "It's DiNardo, sir." "What do you got?" "Two VC by a cave." "I'm gonna pop 'em." "We got contact." "Murphy, I want you to check out the area." "Need to know how many dinks we're dealing with here." "You sure you wanna do this alone?" "Yeah." "My turn." "Besides, I had needed a bath." "Okay Nard, you got the ball." "If I ain't back in ten, use your imagination." "Sure.." "Stay on 'em." "Jesus Christ." "You look like a fucking ghost." "Whose were these?" "I lost..." "Lost my whole patrol." "What's your unit, son?" "There were thousands." "We saw..." "We saw thousands of 'em." "What's your name, son?" "I don't..." "I don't know." "No..." "No..." "I'm whip-bounding." "Two clicks back..." "Abandoned camps." "Looked about company size." "Well, there's a company," " there's a battalion." " Come." "Tell DiNardo to get everybody" " ready to pull out." " Right." "C-4's in place, Sergeant Major." "Might be a pretty good idea to blow it up." "Yes, sir." "Dinks up ahead!" "Twenty, maybe thirty." "You know the program, DiNardo." "Do your thing." "I want you bunched up around the casualty." "Let's move." "DiNardo was like a brother I never had." "He's always getting into trouble." "And I was always gettin' him out." "But when the times got tough, he was the one I knew I could count on." "For a while, there had been some tension between us." "And it needed to be resolved." "But now was not the time." "Now, I needed the best rifleman in the squad covering my back." "Any VC in your area?" "No VC here." "Only fish made in bottles." "Yeah, I bet." "Where the boy come from?" "We found the boy in An Lap village." "An Lap village?" "I don't like it." "Let's move." "Let's get outta here." "I don't like the looks of this at all." "Get on the horn." "There's not a swinging dink here that ain't recruiting age." "Tell DiNardo to lock and load." "Watch the one with the hairy face." "Lock and load, DiNardo." "It don't look good." "Sergeant Major's saying:" "Watch the one with the beard." "Shortwave, get your dumb black John Wayne ass down!" "Get down!" "Get that Fifty on the boat!" "Ceasefire!" "Hold your fire!" "I want these boats under water." "Don't use our frags." "There's plenty of dink grenades up here." "I'd like to know where these needle-dick dinks are getting new AK-fuckin'-47s at." "What the hell's goin' on here, Spider?" "You on Rand R?" "Get down here and help Hawk sink those boats." "Shortwave, you get in touch with the damn chopper yet?" "No, sir." "Sergeant Major." "Keep trying." "Hey, DiNardo!" "Yo!" "I want an accurate body count." "I got it!" "Twenty males." "Nine females." "Three goddamn tots." "You'll love this shit." "VC regulars." "Just beautiful." "Happy Chinese New Year." "Murphy, are you ready yet?" "I want that chopper in here, right now." "Doin' my best, Sergeant Major." "Yeah, well." "That's not quite good enough." "Try harder." "Golden Eagle, this is Shortwave." "What the hell am I gonna name you, huh?" "How 'bout, Pee Wee, huh?" "Can you say, Pee Wee?" "Pee Wee." " Pee Wee." " Pee Wee." "Pee Wee, I named you Pee Wee." "Pee Wee Reese." "The greatest baseball player for the Brooklyn Dodgers that ever lived." "Don't get too goddamn attached to that boy." "You know, what?" "He sure as hell doesn't look like Jimmy." "But he's got the same spark in his eye." "You know what I mean?" "Look at him." "It doesn't get any goddamn easier." "Does it Nard?" "Nope." "So, Sergeant Major." "Where the hell are we going now?" "A little goddamn firebase." "Gloria's the name of it." "What?" "Gloria!" "Ain't too far from here." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "We're we hit?" "Don't worry 'bout it." "We're comin' down." "Take it port side." "Sergeant Major!" "This sucker's dead meat." "Get us down." "Now!" "You got it, chief!" "Set it down." "Now!" "It's alright." "It's alright." "We'll be getting outta here." "Be cool!" "We're goin' down." "Just cut the fuel!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "C'mon!" "C'mon!" "Jesus." "C'mon, let's get the Ghost down to the aid station." "Murphy, see to it that the kid gets de-loused." "DiNardo, your radio with me." "Let's move." "Let's move." "Where's your CO?" "He's in the CP jacking' off." "Yeah, he's at the pod now, sir." "Must've jerked off for the second time by now, baby." "Good afternoon, sir." "You are the CO?" "Who're you?" "Sergeant Major Hafner." "Long Range Reconnaissance Patrol, sir." "Yes." "The French Foreign Legion had difficulty in this country, you know." "Difficulty." "Street Without Joy." "You read it?" "Yes, sir." "I have." "Your opinion?" "It's history, sir." "History." "Very good." "And you know that fortified positions linked by mobile reconnaissance has survived the strategy?" "Are you paying attention, soldier?" "Sir." "We have just encountered heavy enemy activity in the vicinity of An Lap." "Don't be impertinent, soldier." "The Sergeant Major and I here were discussing history." "History." "Well it seems to me that you would like to know what the hell..." "Nothing is 'seems to be'." "You remember that, soldier." "Yes, sir." "Even the incomparable Clausewitz underestimated the value of airborne artillery." "Then, how could he possibly know given the historical contexts." "Sir, the gooks are on the move out there." "Of course they are, Sergeant-Major." "It's the Tet holiday." "Every gook in the country is on the way to his mama-san's for fucking fish heads and rice." "We just rescued an American prisoner, sir." "And he's given us vital information about heavy..." "Soldier." "Come here." "Come here, soldier." "What?" "Lemme I ask you a question." "Does she or doesn't she have the greatest set of tits you've ever seen in your entire life?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir!" "That'll be all, gentlemen." "Dismissed." "Oh, by the way, Sergeant Major." "Put your men to work on repairing the mess tin refs." "Haven't had ice cream in two weeks." "Complete air superiority and they can't freeze a couple gallons of fucking ice cream!" "Let's get outta here." "So... ah." "Staying, Sergeant Major?" "Hundreds of places to live." "Sergeant Major..." "I would say, this is a perfect time for a change of command." "For Chrissakes, he's already brain-dead." "If we don't do it it's gonna get everybody killed including ourselves." "Sergeant Major..." "Sergeant Major!" "Goddamit, Nard, I hear you." "Wait until nightfall." "I don't want him killed." "No problem." "Incoming!" "Ceasefire!" "Ceasefire!" "What the fuck was that?" "!" "Incoming rounds." "Oh, hell." "They got the CP." "Medic!" "Medic!" "Get the fuck here, now!" "Goddamit..." "Huh." "Nobody." "Mighty Mouse never get us out this shit." "Okay..." "Mighty Mouse and Underdog." "I don't know..." "Yet..." "No." "No." "No." "How much time you got up here?" "Yeah." "Seventeen more days." "I'm gonna miss you." "Yeah, I'll miss you too." "Varia, it's Jones here." "I read you, Sergeant." "I'm on my way." "Who're you?" "Sergeant Major Hafner." "Where's Captain Williams?" "Unconscious, down at sick bay." "We had incoming last night." "Poor guy." "Shit." "What's your status?" "First Sergeant Jones, sir." "Just in from patrol." "Sit down." "Well, you're my First Sergeant now, Jones." "Wha'd you see out there?" "Three hundred on the move." "Maybe more." "All regulars." "Yeah, we can add about two thousand to that." "Maybe in ballpark." "Where?" "An Lap." "Yesterday." "Crap's gonna hit the fan, Top." "And this fuckin' place ain't prepared for the shit." "This firebase can't be defended." "How many people do you have out there, that ain't brain-dead?" "I don't have anyone who's willing to trip over his guts for the Vietnamese way of life." "This I know..." "Any illusions about yours or my brand of democracy, First Sergeant?" "We're gonna re-fortify this shit-hole, then we're gonna protect it like it was your daughter's cherry." "I hate, I'm gonna die here." "Right." "There's no doubt in my military mind that we are in a deep-shit situation, people." "Now, if any of you dog-faced dope smokers don't feel like pulling your share of the load around here, you can pack your shit and get your young asses off of my firebase right now." "Sandbag this west sector, now!" "Move your ass!" "Somebody get me a goddamn vehicle up here and drive this heap of shit outta here!" "I want these fresh lines squared away." "Break your legs and do a purpose dig." "You find them, tonight." "There is hope, damn tomorrow." "It's as simple as..." "What the fuck is that?" "Combat photographer." "Crazy as a bedbug." "They say, he's got the best Cambodian Red around." "Yeah?" "Oh, we'll see about that." "Hey..." "God what a defensive fighter." "Matter of fact, not a bad idea." "I understand you got some pretty badass Cambodian Red." "Ain't the truth, isn't it?" "Fine, my weed here." "Been smoking opium for a month." "This takes the edge off ev'rything." "Goddamn." "That's my favorite kind." "No, shit." "Give it to me." "Wha-why should I give it for?" "I said fucking give it to me." "Hey man." "This should cost me two cases of peaches, man." "Nard." "You've been strip-searched by a Marine." "Because I suggest you reach in and find it." "But you sure as hell, you don't want me to do it." "Now, do it right now!" "Now!" "All right, all right!" "Hey, call a dog laugh." "Hey, all right." "Shit." "I hate this game." "Sergeant Major." "Can I keep it?" "Yeah, you found it." "It's all yours, Nards." "Give him a rifle and put him on the line." "Yes, let's go Doctor Leary." "You can't do this." "I'm a civilian." "Yeah, well you've just been fucking drafted, sweetheart." "I'm an innocent objector." "Hey, alright I'm comin'." "We work for a living now." "So you're staying!" "?" "What about the nurses?" "Nurses?" "Yes, there are nurses up at the station." "Doin' this field exercise." "Shit's gettin' pretty goddamn deep around here." "Is there any nuns or Girl Scouts, that I should know about on the firebase?" "That's what happens when you inherit wealth." "Lucky you." "Yeah, lucky me." "Aid station, Sergeant Major." "Alright," "I want these troops patched up and back out on the line," "ASAP." "If they can fire a rifle, they can send my gratitude." "I take it you're in command?" "You take it right." "What's your trade or field?" "Captain Flanagan." "199th Evacuation Hospital." "Sir, did I hear you say you want my wounded back on the line?" "That's affirmative, Captain." "We're facing a regiment of VC out there." "Breaking it down into layman's terms, that's five to one in their favor." "I'm not too goddamn crazy about you ladies being on my firebase in the first place." "But I guess I can learn how to live with it, can I?" "I understand." "I want you to get a list of supplies together that you gonna have to have turned over to." "First Sergeant here take care of this." "Good morning, Miss Flanagan." "Captain..." "The rank's Captain." "I'm real impressed." "Maybe you are made to see it." "C'mon, First Sergeant." "Headquarters still didn't buy my analysis of the situation." "Hell, they had experts staying in air-conditioned offices in Saigon who understood that we're a whole lot better than anyone in the front line." "We had asked for ammunition and reinforcements." "What we got was the mail run, a few cases of beer and a VD film." "They just wouldn't believe we were up against a regiment of Vietcong." "They didn't even bother to send a replacement CO." "Nice knowing you, sir." "There were times when we all wondered whether headquarters was fighting the same war." "Incoming!" "Cover!" "Get me the fuck outta here!" "Shit!" "Damn, all you arty motherfuckers." "I'm an officer." "An officer?" "If I'd knew you were officer," "I'd left your ass right out there, motherfucker." "Nardo, we got contact." "Visual." "Two figures." "Two hundred yards." "Hello." "Yeah." "Hi!" "Hi!" "We friend." "No, no." "Stay there, stay there." "American, mai loi." "What you got, Murph?" "Ah, just a couple of girls." "Wanna come out?" "Whaddaya think?" "Me friend." "Bullshit." "I smell sapper." "Cut 'em down." "Goddamit, Murphy." "I said take your weapon..." "Fuck you, you just fuck it..." "No!" "For God's sakes, no!" "Listen to me." "This is Vietnam, you understand?" "Pretty girls got balls." "Instead of their mommies putting books in their hands, and sending 'em to school, they wrap 'em up in dynamite and send 'em off to kill Gls." "You got that?" "That's the enemy, Murphy." "That's the enemy!" "Get it together!" "Charlie just reminded us he had nothing to lose and everything to gain." "You had to admire his strength of purpose." "He'd been fighting off foreigners for hundreds of years." "The Chinese, Japanese, the French and now, us." "We knew." "We just knew he was never going to give up." "That night, Charlie pulled the biggest publicity stunt of the war." "The last thing the folks at home were expecting to see on their tv sets that day was a ravaged embassy." "Any news that the Tet offensive had started." "Had been told the war was almost won." "They would not be so trusting again." "All headquarters told me was to hold the firebase, whatever it took." "A little religious communication might not be a bad idea this late in the game." "I myself, I don't take any chances." "I talk to Mohammed," "Buddha and to Jesus H. Christ and any other religious honchos I can come up with." "There is no sense staying as an atheist in a combat situation." "Now we don't have a chaplain here, but I don't see that as any major setback." "You can rest assured, you will not go in that bag until I've said a few appropriate words over you." "I figured about 450 yards." "Set up the main tube." "Pound them!" "Recoil 25 four!" "Fuck their guns!" "All right, hold your fire!" "Wait now." "Wait for my command!" "Forceps." "Captain." "I can help." "Give me something to do." "I've done field dressing." "Uhhuh." "This is a big chance to be a hero." "I want you to maintain constant contact with DiNardo." "You got it?" "Yes, Sergeant Major." "Hold your fire, goddamn it!" "Fire!" "Yeah, what's it like?" "What's it like!" "?" "How many of 'em?" "Medic!" "Medic!" "Charlie was testing us." "He lost his first assault on the northern side when we were better prepared." "Then through his waiting, DiNardo's position on the east perimeter was tougher for him." "But not so strongly defended." "Nice thinking, Charlie." "You damn your fathers with our pants down." "Pull back!" "Get on the horn to Haffner!" "Tell him we're being overrun!" "Shortwave!" "This is Murphy!" "Tell Hafner we need backup." "Now!" "Right now!" "That's affirmative!" "Let's go!" "Jones, this is Hafner!" "DiNardo's getting overrun." "There are gooks through the wire." "Gather as many as your troops together as you can spare, get 'em over to him, right now!" "We're on our way!" "Move out!" "Let's go!" "Let's go." "Payback time!" "Now!" "Howdy, you scumbag!" "That's right!" "Go back!" "All the way back to Hanoi!" "Murphy, Spider, Hawk!" "You're all on death detail." "Get out there and kill the wounded." "I don't want any surprises, overnight." "Murphy, if you can find it in your sweet little heart to bring back a prisoner." "I'd appreciate it." "No problem." "Murphy." "What's goin' on with you?" "Everything?" "Jesus Christ!" "They're killing wounded." "Don't tell me you're feeling sorry for 'em, Sergeant?" "They're soldiers just like us." "Wounded!" "Snipers!" "There!" "Yes!" "You have a good time?" "You're fuckin' crazy, you know that?" "You're really diggin' this shit." "What were you back home, a rapist?" "No." "I'm just another dumbass, like you." "All right, hang in there." "It'll be all right." "This is your ticket home, man." "It'll be all right." "Hang in there." "Okay, Mr. Commanding Officer." "Where's the medevac?" "I've got eight people who will be dead within the hour." "We're running out of morphine." "Where are the supplies I ordered?" "You listen to me, Flanagan." "You listen good." "Communications bunker is history." "We are on our own." "There will be no resupply." "So you tighten up and make do with what you've got." "You're a captain." "Be a goddamn captain." "Just the guy I was looking for." "Woo!" "Hot damn it, Murphy." "I told you to bring me back a live one." "Hey, he's still alive." "He's fine, pretty still alive." "For that matter, so am I." "Get him at the aid station." "I want this little dink talkin' to me in twenty minutes." "No problem." "What the hell are you doing?" "Leave him alone!" "Leave him alone!" "Look lady, this is called extracting information." "You understand that?" "So we torture prisoners now, do we?" "You goddamn right." "This ain't Nebraska, lady." "But you don't do it in my hospital." "No?" "Goddamn it, talk to me!" "Talk to me!" "What kind of animal, are you?" "Animal?" "Yeah." "Lady, you have any idea if Charlie got in here." "What will they do?" "He will rape you." "Your nurses." "Until you are dead." "But you know what?" "They'd have to kill me first." "Animal?" "I'm not that..." "The Animal." "Sergeant Major." "Now, I mind being your radio operator." "I was trained Recon." "No patrols." "Goddamn it, you're a short-timer." "You just don't need it." "Hi guys." "Can you stand a little more excitement?" "Whaddaya got, Nard?" "They're digging." "Where?" "At the edge of the tree line." "And they're headed right this way." "My little Cong tells me that two big guns are arriving the first thing in the morning." "Where's your little Cong now?" "He's probably shaking hands with Buddha right now." "You'd think you could get into their camp?" "Sergeant Major." "You're in Bangkok." "It's Friday night." "And you got a fistful of dollars." "You think you could get laid?" "Yeah, I think so." "Yeah, I think you could too." "Shortwave, let's go to Bangkok." "Okay." "Go on." "Alright." "Keep your head down." "We learned we were up against the Dong Nai Regiment." "Under the command of Colonel Cao Van." "He wasn't exactly one of my favorite people." "He'd overrun 9th Motor Transport last year." "And that'd really pissed me off." "So I thought I'd let him know we weren't gonna lay down and die that easy." "It was time to sprinkle some shit in Charlie's rice." "Goddamn it, Jones." "You have any idea how close you just came to get blown away?" "Where the hell do you think you are anyway, Iwo Jima?" "No, this ain't exactly Suribachi, either." "I didn't know that you were a flag-waver, Jones." "I care." "I don't care for a lot of it." "What I care for, care for a lot." "Know what I mean?" "I've been a dedicated soldier for twenty-three years." "Does that tell ya something, hmm?" "Yeah, I came in the Marine Corps when I was seventeen years old." "So hell no." "I wouldn't change a goddamn thing either." "Shit!" "Goddamn it!" "DiNardo!" "DiNardo, I'm on a mine." "Closer, Coates." "Give me a knife, man." "I got ya." "I got ya." "Goddamn it." "There's a patrol up there." "I'd like to see you back in one piece." "You understand me?" "Oh, we'll just leave him here, man?" "Yeah, we're going." "Now!" "DiNardo!" "Comin' in!" "Password!" "Fuck your password!" "Yo!" "Comin' in!" "What's the password?" "DMoonlight over Saigon. d dlt's so enticing. d." " How you've been?" " Lovely." "You're little flat, Murphy." "It's the wording." "I think that got my name on it." "Good night." "How did you do this?" "With a knife." "That's a little silly." "Silly?" "I guess it is a little silly." "What's your name?" "Cathy." "Kinda remind me of my girl." "Her name's Polly." "We're gettin' married in May." "We're supposed to be married last November." "But leave got canceled." "But that's okay." "I like May better, anyway." "You got a piece?" "What?" "A rifle." "You have a rifle?" "Uh-uh." "You might need one." "Tomorrow, were gonna be attacked for sure." "Why don't you take mine?" "Aren't you gonna need it?" "I'll find another one." "Safety on." "Off." "It's got a full clip." "Thanks." "Wish me luck?" "Good luck." "Soup's up." "Let's break a leg." "All over the country, Charlie was giving us big trouble." "Nothing was out of his reach." "I just hoped there was someone, somewhere who hadn't forgotten us." "Fuck me dead!" "No love for you today, mother?" "Where we going, Skipper?" "A fuckin' outpost called Gloria." "It's on the map." "Don't wait for it." "It's gonna go!" "Get clear!" "There goes our escort." "Picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille." "Alright, saddle up!" "Attack!" "Eat this!" "All right!" "They're breakin' through." "Murphy, you hold this line!" "Get back!" "Get the fuck back!" "Let's go!" "Fill it in!" "Quickly, get it moved out, right now!" "C'mon, Murphy!" "Hold the line!" "Is that it?" "Sure is." "Which ones are our guys?" "The ones in the middle." "I think." "Alright, squeeze the cheeks together." "This fucker's gotten warmer." "Guys, I'm goin' in low." "Just see 'em where you see 'em." "I'll come out over the trees." "Let's make it hard for Charlie." "This is fucking hairy." "Alright." "Boys maul up that Twelve-Seven." "I see it!" "In the tree line." "Alright, I got it." "I got it." "Got a rocket right up your ass." "Damn it, missed!" "Fucked up their garden." "Somethin' awful." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Hi." "May I take your order?" "Yeah, we need C rations, ammunition, radio and above all, bring back the Air Cav." "You want French fries with that?" "No, but I'll tell you what you can have a clean shave next time you come back." "You look a goddamn hippie!" "Aye, General." "Back at noon." "The Air Cav has bought us a little more time." "God knows when they'll come our way again." "The dead piled up and too many of them were ours." "We were killing Charlie wholesale." "But he didn't seem to care." "Yes, we'd do the same if Charlie occupied South Carolina." "Jesus..." "Fuckin' war." "They called it a 'police action'." "You took some hits, Skipper." "You've estranged the game through this thing." "Gimme another one, Chief." "I need fifteen, yeah." "Got it." "Guys, I know you got other missions but I need some volunteers." "I'm on vacation." "There's a ceasefire." "Can't you tell?" "Yeah." "We cease." "They fire." "You guys like a little excitement?" "There's a firebase in rat's ass called Gloria." "They're in deep shit." "How 'bout it?" "Fuck it, why not?" "Beats the mail run." "Check!" "We're like heroes." " Yo, Skipper." " Yeah." "We gassed and done, the fuckin' CO wouldn't give us the aircraft." "What?" "The supplies are waiting too." "Says who?" "Fucking ground officer." "Okay." "It's time to play captain." "Hey you." "Boy." "Who you callin' 'boy'?" "Number One, shut your mouth." "Number Two, I'm Captain Moran." "Sorry, Captain." "I was just..." "I don't care what the fuck your name is." "What I care about is the aircraft, right over here." "I'm taking that one." "I'm taking those two, as well." "I swear to God, if you waste any more of my time." "You're a fuckin' dead guy." "Yes, Captain." "Start cleaned up, soldier." "Carry on." "Six-One-Two, this is Six." "Thirty second pass, over the canopy." "Let's burn Charlie's ass." "Gunners on your left, you'll notice targets of opportunity." "Please fire at will and thank you for flying Moran Airlines." "Yeah, yeah!" "Help's coming." "Help's coming!" "It's down." "Let's get 'em in a hurry." "C'mon, crates." "Move!" "The choppers were bringing what they could." "But it didn't change a lot of line." "We were surrounded, outnumbered but no place to go." "There was no doubt in my military mind the next attack could be the last." "It was a do or die situation." "As ordered, General." "Outstanding." "Don't call me "General", no more." "I got you arms and some medicals and a radio." "Hope that works." "I gotta go." "What's this?" "Thought you said, you needed a shave." "Good luck, General." "Six-One, Two." "This is six." "Let 'em know who we are on the way out." "Six, this is Six-One." "Ah, I got some rockets left." "We don't get paid to bring them home." "Leave some widows behind." "Six, this is Six-One." "Sweep the deck, set Two-Niner-Seven." "Them motherfuckers." "They're at it again!" "Alright, that's it." "Deadeye, you cut those fuckers down before we go out of business." "Got ya!" "Out-fucking-standing!" "Yeah!" "Baby!" "Ah, yes." "Pee Wee." "Pee Wee." "The nights were always beautiful that time of the year." "But you were no safer at night and the long hours of stillness." "Worked on your fears." "Night was the time you wondered what the hell you were doing here." "And when do you get your balls blown off tomorrow." "You can do some ugly pretty thinking at night." "For some of us, the nights were gettin' far too long." "You're turning to shit on me, Nard." "Huh?" "Look at yourself." "You don't look like any kind of goddamn Marine I've ever seen." "What is this?" "You turning' into some kind of goddamn." "Cambodian witch doctor on me?" "What's next?" "A hole in your nose?" "A fuckin' plate on your lower lip?" "Fuck the Marines." "I'm gonna act like I never heard that." "What?" "I'm gonna act like I never even heard that." "Fuck the Corps and fuck the war." "If I didn't raise you from a puppy and hold your hand all the way up through the United States Marine Corps," "I would step on your goddamn dick right here and now." "Do you think I care?" "I mean, do you think I'd give a shit anymore?" "Aw hell, now seventeen are dead." "When I was seventeen," "I want to be just like you." "Badass Marine." "Go out and find myself a shitty little war and fight communism." "Okay?" "You're goddamn war hero." "But I tell you what, at seventeen years later," "I don't even know what a communist is." "What?" "Some dink in black pajamas runnin' around in rice paddies." "Ha, that's a commie?" "Hell, that poor sonofabitch hasn't even heard of Karl Marx." "This has dick to do with dinks, commies, or Karl fucking Marx and you know as well, as I do it has to do with your little boy Jimmy." "But he died, he took you right along with him, didn't he?" "No." "Sergeant Major." "You just got too personal." "That's right." "Turn your back on him." "Go out there and bury your goddamn head in the sand like a fuckin' ostrich." "Maybe it'll all go away." "Goddamn it!" "He was the only thing I ever loved!" "You let me down, Nard." "I let you down." "That's right." "When the boy died, you can come to me." "You let me put my arms around you and cried with you." "You left for San Francisco and stayed drunk for three weeks." "AWOL." "Got busted all the way down to corporal." "I didn't go AWOL." "I went crazy." "And I went to hell." "May I please be dismissed?" "Go to bed, Nard." "Go on." "How's it goin', soldier?" "I'd rather be home, sir." "Where is home?" "Little Rock." "You're better off here, boy." "Think so?" "Yeah." "Just keep your ass down, you hear?" " I hear you, sir." " Okay." "Shit!" "Hafner." "East 50." "On the double." "Anyone know who these belong to?" "This is Corporal Miller." "He's dead." "Hell the whole gun crew's dead." "And to add insult to injury," "Charlie took the Fifty fucking caliber machinegun with him." "I don't any respect for Corporal Miller anymore." "Because he allowed his group to relax." "They let their guard down for five fucking minutes." "And Charlie took advantage of it." "Look at 'em God damn it!" "Pay attention." "Stay alert." "Stay alive." "It's as simple as that." "All right." "Move back to the secondary." "Get back!" "Get the fuck back!" "Gaines!" "Get over here." "Take the Fifty!" "I'm goin' out on the flank." "Murphy!" "Murphy!" "With me!" "Go!" "Polly..." "C'mon!" "C'mon!" "Yeah!" "D Fightin' first the cavalry.d dYa-hoe." "Ya-hoe. d d Fightin' first the cavalry, d d Higher it goes, the shootings free. d d We might prevail, we save the day.d d Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.d dSuicide mission, yes to me." "D dYa-hoe." "Ya-hoe. d." "Ain't that fun!" "?" "Yeah right!" "All right!" "Hey!" "Hey, c'mon in!" "Now, let's get fuckin' hot!" "I'll be right..." "Pee Wee!" "Pee Wee!" "Pee..." "Out-fuckin'-standing." "How ya doin', Champ?" "Out of luck." "I can't feel nothin'." "Don't worry." "We'll medevac you out." "You'll be in Saigon in no time." "I bet." "Bill?" "Yeah, yeah Nard." "I'm here, man." "Do me." "Do me, now." "Get the hell outta here, Flanagan." "You ain't needed." "No..." "I said, get the fuck outta here, right now." "No." "Don't..." "I can't." "Goddamn it." "We had a deal." "I ain't going home like this." "That fucking deal was for me, man." "You do it, now." "Do it!" "Remember the kids who sit damn straight..." "Ah-ha..." "Remember the kids who..." "Oh, yeah." "Laid out the jewels..." "Taped it to their heads..." "To lace this goddamn broad and his fuckin' pain." "I lost a lot of good men at Gloria." "But then, so did the Dong Nai." "The Air Cav shot them up all the way back to the Phu Loi river." "In the four months of the Tet Offensive," "Charlie lost 55,000 men." "After that, the Vietcong ceased to exist as an independent fighting force." "And Hanoi took control of their war." "DiNardo," "Joseph L." "Corporal." "United States Marine Corps." "1-9-5-6-0-3-9" "End of the story, Nard."

"When I worked at the Energy Company - poIitruks opposed privatisation." "The state-owner has to act like a professional investor." "What is your opinion - of CRC's manager, Nardi Dei?" "I don't trust anyone who flaunts his women in public." "Jansson." "lt's Sanna." "They don't know a Lundström or Malmberg at the Attac association." "No one by that name is even missing." "really?" "Did Goofy trace that call?" "Not yet." "He'll be here shortly." "I'm at the coroner's office." "You better get over here." "Hi..." "I felt like drinking..." "Do you still have the boat or did you drink that too?" "It's at the pier." "Mehtonen has the keys." "Are we going sailing?" "I am." "I couId've used you." "Maybe I better get going..." "No cremation." "The coffin must have a plain wood surface." "None of those fancy ornaments - and no female priests." "Don't invite any family from my brother's side." "Let's do it among ourselves." "It's a deal." "Which one of us was right about the commies?" "You were." "Too bad that we never went fishing." "Yeah, too bad." "Bye..." "Oh, fuck." "I'm all out of luck." "Do you have a silencer?" "No." "But try this." "It's a German Weichrauch." "Five and a half mm air rifle with a laser scope." "The muzzle velocity is 400 metres per second." "Designed for military use." "Not available in finland." "An air rifle?" "?" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?" "I'II take it." "I'm in charge of the investigation." "What happened to the body?" "well, she was cremated." "On whose orders?" "There was some mix-up with the paperwork..." "On whose orders was there a mix-up?" "Excuse me..." "Sometimes babies are mixed up." "Here?" "No, at the maternity ward." "Is stupidity an excuse for you not to think?" "Where was the call made?" "There's one base station before the open sea." "Either from a boat or a lighthouse island called KaIIboda." "West of Harmaja." "We used to be a family when Tarja was a child." "I was a lighthouse keeper during summers." "I have forgotten the exact location but not the summers." "Who's on an island?" "I didn't know you speak French." "I studied it at university." "Sometimes studies can be harmful for you..." "Put your pants on." "My next client is coming." "Interesting buckle." "Another client of mine had one too." "He was French and said that he was in the Foreign Legion." "Were you in it, too?" "What does this snake symboIise?" "Jansson." "They're trying to kill me." "You told them my location..." "We didn't." "help is on the way." "We're only..." "An hour." "An hour away." "You won't make it in time." "Stop the deal." "What deal?" "Fucking cellphone..." "Don't call me while I'm working." "What man?" "You could've written." "Sometimes it's better to come in person." "Yeah..." "The ponytail..." "I wonder what he could tell us if he could talk." "There's two more upstairs." "Neither one has an ID." "One had a receipt in his pocket." "He bought a pair of pants from a department store in stockholm." "Did you search the lighthouse?" "They left in a hurry." "We have no description of the boat to give to the Coast Guard." "They'II stop all the likely ones." "They may head for TaIIinn." "I doubt it." "A storm is coming." "MILITARY AREA NO TRESPASSING" "Who were they?" "professional criminals." "They've left their prints all over Europe." "According to interpol, two are from marseille - and the third one has a criminal record here." "They all have outstanding warrants." "They were in stockholm 3 weeks ago." "They beat up a reporter badly." "What about the boat?" "Rented using false documents." "Seven bodies." "Someone's doing business with an iron fist." "Remember what Tarja said?" ""Stop the deal." What deal?" "The national Energy Company deal." "Where did you come up with that?" "Why does Nardi Dei have a false identity?" "Tarja was trying to find information about that clown." "His consulting firm gave a statement - about the buyers which cost millions." "They recommended the Swiss GIB Corp. owned by Mark HoIIander." "AII the energy problems could be solved with wind power." "It depends on the size of the propeller." "What do we know about HoIIander?" "THE COUNT PROPOSED TO NAOMI" "It was a stupid idea at first." "To do a story about fame." "Naomi is a former beauty queen, talk show host and singer." "For the past few years she's done video art, mostly for herself." "She donated a piece to me called Men Shaking Hands." "The picture quality was bad - but there were people who weren't supposed to know each other." "Nardi Dei, two Finnish ministers and Mark HoIIander." "They were preparing the deal." "The original tape was shot over a year ago." "The bidding competition is a hoax." "I contacted the ministry and asked if they would Iike to comment." "They refused." "The house got burnt down the next night." "I was upstairs when it happened." "I got onto the roof." "Fear of dying gave me wings." "My apartment, my work and friends." "AII burnt down." "And the tape." "We don't have a case without it." "But we'II figure something out." "We won't leave it at that." "Why did you write to me?" "Did you want help in your revenge?" "Wrote to you?" "The last time I did that was over a year ago." "You never replied." "Jansson." "Why does that plump cop interfere with my life?" "He's the greatest salesman since Moses." "A friend of Saddam Hussein and he sold guns to the taleban." "He bought oil from Iraq a month after the gulf War." "According to the papers, he donated 60 million to israel." "Why does a friend of israel trade with its enemies?" "HoIIander has a philosophy, business isn't political." "Why does he live in a ship?" "He doesn't have a passport." "Why would a billionaire want to buy an energy company here?" "Not out of the goodness of his heart." "He bought the VattenfaII energy company." "GIB handles the Vatican's finances." "He's a really shady character - but he does business with real money." "Are you sure I told you everything?" "I doubt it." "Maybe next time." "Maybe..." "We can't get out of here but no one will find us here." "What did you do for two years?" "killed... time." "The distances were long and the winters short." "Were you with anyone?" "only Horseman." "And you?" "Yes." "Hannu died at the fire." "Was it serious?" "Yes." "Why did you come back?" "I waited for you for a year." "Why didn't you come when I needed you?" "I was afraid of what might happen." "Do you still love me?" "Sorry." "I can't do this." "Not now when my friends have died and my Iife is in constant danger." "Life is nothing but survival." "It's Huusko from violent Crimes." "There's a code 37 at Mannerheimintie 42." "Don't use the siren." "I'II meet you." "No external signs of violence." "It's either suicide or an accidental overdose." "It's not unheard of in her line of work." "Yeah." "Who would miss a hooker..." "Did you know she was using?" "No, she didn't use drugs." "Was she the one you went to in the spring?" "No." "There were seven others before her." "If you were a game of solitaire, you'd be easy to beat." "Any word from Raid?" "No, there's a storm at sea." "It won't end until tomorrow." "Do you know anyone who might recognise this?" "There's this miIitarist who has a second-hand book shop in KaIIio." "I'm going to see my cat." "Have you heard from Goofy?" "No." "He's somewhere licking his wounds." "Sanna, the Security police handles all dubious-Iooking passports." "They know about Nardi Dei." "Why aren't they doing anything?" "Maybe they have orders." "The count's real name is Antonio Ancotti, from sicily." "His father is a sheep farmer and his mother a hooker." "The son is wanted by the interpol." "A high-ranking official requested us to bury the whole matter." "Someone from the Ministry of the Interior?" "The Ministry of Trade and Industry." "Minister Hinkkanen himself." "Hinkkanen..." "Did he give any reason for his request?" ""The energy company deal is at a delicate phase."" "He used his best argument." "The common good." "What is the fake count wanted for?" "It's nothing serious." "Fraud worth tens of millions." "Now you can go with your mind at rest." "I doubt it." "Venla." "Are you busy?" "All night." "Come after five." "Don't forget the mozzarella." "Tittonen, rubber clothes, pays extra." "Periods, periods, periods, periods." "Jarmo, 12 p.m - 1 p.m. Remember stay-up stockings." "A friend of Tittonen, all night." "Call Goofy." "Was it checked if Lundström had a safety deposit box at the hotel?" "No, it wasn't." "The hotel called and asked about the victim's family." "They want to hand over the contents." "Are you bozos interested to see them or do I have to take care of it too?" "Tittonen, Ministry of Trade and lndustry." "closing time." "Come back tomorrow." "Are you interested in a Lahti-pistoI in its original leather casing?" "What do you want for it?" "Information." "Ja, ja, naturlich..." "Get us plane tickets to stockholm." "tell HakaIa the box was empty." "This is too complicated for the commissioner." "It's an insignia of the Foreign Legion special Forces." "Which branch?" "killing." "Sehr gut." "Do you know any Finns who might have served in the same branch?" "Of course, of course but I don't think he's in finland." "He went to Africa to become a mercenary." "He does odd jobs now." "The name?" "I don't know..." "Ich weiss nicht." "In the Legion he was called Peste." "It means plague." "It was left on purpose." "stockholm, tallinn or HeIsinki?" "helsinki." "No more hiding." "We have to stop that deal." "Why?" "Let them do their business and they might leave you alone." "No." "The EU antitrust legislation can still overturn the deal - if we can prove my information is right." "What do we do?" "kill everybody and live happily ever after?" "Sounds like a plan." "You've changed." "So have you." "Maybe we've changed too much." "Maybe." "will you help me?" "In killing or finding happiness?" "Both." "You don't even speak Swedish." "You do." "We don't have an official status in Sweden." "Neither does their Security police in finland." "They still stole a body." "Are you Tittonen?" "Chief Secretary Tittonen." "You visited a certain woman many times." "That information is incorrect, I think." ""Tittonen, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. Rubber clothes, pays extra."" "Do you think you can blackmail me?" "For a guy using rubber clothes you're not very flexible." "She was murdered." "Do you want to know who we suspect?" "Who's the asshole who smokes French cigarettes?" "Have you thought about the officer academy, sergeant?" "It could be your turn." "She met with the killer because of you." "Who is he?" "I cannot discuss matters of state with a junior official." "You must." "Why?" "Because... ..I'm angry." "He's feeling better." "There's some booze left." ""The SnakebuckIe is known as the Legionnaire."" ""He lives in Espoo." "If I'm not here, I'm there."" "He took a gun." "Here's the address." "Did you kill him?" "should I have?" "Someone had already beaten him up." "is that all you can do?" "Go ahead, motherfucker." "I'm gonna kill you ." "Hit me harder , skinny." "You want to kill me because of her." "well, you have a good reason." "There's a gun." "Do your best." "How many?" "Three." "One is at the house." "A familiar gun." "Where's the owner?" "Sundman?" "I ain't dead." "I'm just disappointed." "I'm totally useless." "Who do you work for?" "That's a trade secret." "Save your bullets." "I know who he works for." "That fake count rented this place but the owner's name is HoIIander." "I saw this man that night." "Why did you kill my friends?" "It was pure business." "You had to be scared off." "killing is the best way." "What are they up to with the deal?" "I thought you knew..." "Want to try with a loaded gun?" "The purchase price has been budgeted already." "If we don't make a decision we will have a 20 billion deficit." "I don't see any alternatives." "Let's vote." "AII in favour of Minister Hinkkanen's proposal?" "The vote is unanimous." "The sale will be speeded up." "Do you have a light, colleague?" "I loaded only one bullet." "You belong to the wrong crowd." "Sorry." "Do you have it?" "A pressure sensor of a '72 Mercedes." "The only undamaged one in Scandinavia." "Thanks." "Lundström was a Security Police investigator." "She infiltrated Attac and had information which led to Finland." "What information?" "Don't interrupt!" "Lundström was looking for Hollander's true financiers - but she joined the heavenly choir before she finished her report." "Her body was brought to Sweden." "They didn't want an incident." "What is he saying?" "Talk to Gunde." "If Lundström's case is kept secret, he'll be grateful." "Are you Gunde?" "Sometimes, sometimes not." "An international incident wouldn't be in anyone's best interests." "We made a terrible mistake." "I apologise." "Lundström's lD and passport." "Instead of Attac it would've been wiser - to infiltrate the Finnish and Swedish governments." "Vattenfall deal was small-scale money-laundering." "But the Finnish National Energy Company deal - is a large-scale money-laundering scheme." "black money from Moscow, St. Petersburg, Azerbaidzhan " "colombia, Luxembourg." "Twenty billion." "They're blind if they don't know it." "Not necessarily." "Sometimes morals must be swept aside for the good of the nation." "Are you saying they have nothing to gain?" "Considering the result, isn't it irrelevant which one's the cause - greed or stupidity?" "...the parliamentary groups were surprised the deal was speeded up." "We have twenty four hours." "Let's talk to Jansson." "He'II arrest us." "There are bodies in our wake." "Jansson knows the score." "We can make a deal with him." "Why did you write the letter?" "I wanted to see you together." "Why the arson?" "We had a video that proved all the parties met before bidding." "Where is it?" "In the ruins." "Who is HoIIander?" "A dummy." "The greatest dummy of all time." "He Iaunders money." "Eats shit and defecates gold." "Who?" "Me?" "There's no evidence." "We can't open black accounts." "Any intelligent plans?" "I doubt it." "Let's try something else..." "When the privatisation of state-owned companies was being implemented - the cabinet agreed that jobs, security and environmental issues - would not be jeopardised." "They are in the terms of sale." "The national Energy Company is to be sold to GIB Corp." "The decision is unanimous." "Any questions?" "If the company is run poorly - why not change the management instead of selling it?" "people demand more money for health care and education." "Where do we get that money from?" "Do you want higher taxes?" "We have a petition of 400,000 names opposing privatisation." "Don't you care about public opinion?" "The HeIsinki Attac association has evidence that the deal is a hoax." "The seller and buyers met a year before the bidding competition." "Documents prove that the buyer does Iarge-scaIe money laundering..." "His companies are..." "They laughed at me." "I told you it might happen." "Yes, you did." "Why don't you say you're sorry?" "You should know it without saying." "I'm sorry." "I do know it." "What the hell is this?" "Some have bladder problems, I have judgment problems." "Businessman Hollander's ship has lowered its anchor south of Willing." "The exact location isn't..." "Was it bad?" "Fucking leg." "Dead?" "Good." "How many more?" "only one but it's deep." "We should blow up that ship." "We need more firepower." "Is twelve inches enough?" "The ship is south of KaIö." "The Kuusisaari artillery fortress is located north of it." "It has a 305 mm double cannon turret built in the 1930s." "I was in the coastal artillery." "I got to know the place." "You can't fire that cannon." "Fuck, you can." "It's a museum." "hell, I am... ..or I were the vice chairman of the Kuusisaari artillery guild." "Is it possible?" "If the ship is close enough but we need the exact location." "Shots and screams of pain were heard..." "The garage manager has a migraine." "You stay here." "I've never seen a migraine in a leg before." "It spread." "Who fired here?" "Who do you think?" "Someone should sink that bucket." "Indeed." "But the location is known only by authorities." "Let's go." "It was nothing." "Mine grenades." "They were left by some soldiers." "WE STRONGLY OPPOSE PRIVATISATION" "Yeah?" "OK." "The second grenade is behind the armoured door." "In case the first one is a dud." "Sundman!" "You'll be safer there." "What is he yelling?" "The lock may break when fired." "He wants to be the Iast big hero." "Why didn't I go on with my carefree drunkard's life..." "If you hadn't pushed this, we wouldn't have done it, Hinkkanen." "I just wanted my children to live in a country without debt." "Do you think my know-how would be useful at the Bank of finland?" "A cigarette?" "I think I'm going to quit." "Jansson." "When did it happen?" "I'II tell them." "Thank you." "My father has died." "You have brown eyes." "Didn't you notice before?" "And big lips." "Do you spend a Iot of money on lipstick?" "Do you love me?" "Yes." "This isn't going to work." "Why not?" "I don't remember what's it like." "I'II tell you." "Naomi Jaatinen, Men Shaking Hands." "The morning news said HoIIander's ship hit a wartime sea mine." "The cabinet is looking for a buyer." "Leaders' stupidity never ceases." "How are you feeling?" "I'm in a really shitty mood." "shall we go for coffee?" "If you pay for the donuts." "A crime reporter is calling asking why the count was released." "Comedians don't belong in jail." "Why doesn't this foam?" "It's haemorrhoid cream." "Are you going on a Iong trip?" "I bought a full tank." "What's this?" "Your firm." "I asked nicely and they signed it." "How nicely did you ask?" "Very." "Where are you going?" "What about Tarja?" "She'II manage." "I won't." "subtitles:" "Arto Vartiainen / Broadcast text"

"{ Women Reading }" "EVEN A MAN WHO IS PURE OF THE HEART AND SAYS HIS PRAYERS BY NIGHT" "MAY BECOME A WOLF WHEN THE WOLFS BANE BLOOMS" "AND HE AUTUMN MOON IS BRIGHT" "Show yourself!" "I know you're out there." "Help!" "Help me!" "Somebody help me!" "Help!" "Alas!" "Poor Yorick." "I knew him, Horatio." "A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy." "He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!" "My gorge rises at it." "Here hung those lips... {PEOPLE LAUGHING}" "Excuse me." "This is a private party, miss." "My name is Gwen Conliffe, and I'm engaged to your brother, Ben." "Is Ben here?" "No." "I'm afraid no one knows where Ben is, which is why I'm here." "Clive." "Well, boys and girls, let's repair to the tavern!" "Good night, sweet prince." "I seem to recall, Miss Conliffe..." "I seem to recall he mentioned you in one of his letters." "And it's quite uncharacteristic of my brother to treat a lady in such a way, but the character of man is such a shiftable thing." "You misapprehend me." "Benjamin is missing from Blackmoore." "He's gone." "Did my father send you?" "No, I'm here on my own." "It's been nearly a month since anyone has seen Ben, and we knew that you were in London." "I'd hoped you had received some word." "Why do you think he's in trouble?" "Because the night he went missing, two villagers were killed." "Would you help us?" "Miss Conliffe," "I am under contract for the next 30 performances." "If this is about your father, I know how you feel." "Do you?" "My company leaves for America tomorrow." "I simply can't help." "He is your brother." "Good night." "It must be a wonderful luxury, doing battle with imaginary demons, Mr. Talbot." "Mine right now are very real." "Your mother?" "Yes." "My oldest memories of my mother, we are gathering grapes in her father's vineyard." "It is my Garden of Eden." "You're paying yours a visit?" "No, my mother died not long after this was made." "My father and my brother, they live near Blackmoore." "A man needs a good stick on the moor." "I purchased this one in Gévaudan lifetimes ago." "It's the work of a master silversmith." "Would you do me the honour?" "It's beautiful." "It will give me great pleasure to know that it was the keeping of a civilized man." "Its heft is somewhat too much for me these days." "You're overly kind." "But I'm afraid I must refuse it." "As you wish." "{DOOR CREAKING}" "Hello?" "{BIRDS TWITTERING} {WINGS FLUTTERING}" "Samson!" "Lawrence?" "Hello, Father." "Ah." "Lo and behold, the prodigal son returns." "I hope you're not expecting the fatted calf." "{SAMSON GROWLS}" "Stay!" "We don't have many visitors." "You seem well." "I've often wondered what you look like." "You've come about your brother, have you?" "Stay." "Yes." "Miss Conliffe learned that I was in London... {SAMSON CONTINUES GROWLING}" "Samson." "...and sent me a letter saying that Ben has disappeared." "I thought I'd offer my help in any which way I can." "Yes, what a splendid idea, Lawrence." "A splendid idea." "Too late, I'm afraid." "Unfortunately, your brother's body was found in a ditch by the priory road yesterday morning." "I assume you have something to wear for the funeral." "Sir John." "You remember my son, Lawrence?" "Singh, my servant." "Master Lawrence." "It's nice to see you, Lawrence." "It's good that you're here." "Has Miss Conliffe been notified?" "Mmm-hmm." "She's upstairs in her bedroom, asleep." "{PIANO PLAYING}" "Where are they keeping Ben's body?" "Your father instructed me to bury your brother's effects with him." "It seems a shame." "Thank you." "I wouldn't, sir." "It's..." "I missed his whole life." "{PEOPLE LAUGHING}" "MONTFORD:" "What if it wasn't a beast at all, but a cunning murderer?" "Someone who bore a grudge against one of these men." "To misdirect the authorities, he kills the men, and then he tears up the bodies to make it look like a wild beast was responsible." "Ridiculous!" "Who would go to such lengths?" "What about that gypsy dancing bear?" "It could have done it." "That mangy thing?" "Kill three men?" "I doubt it." "I saw the bodies with my own eyes." "Unnatural wounds." "Most unnatural." "Made by a fell creature, I say." "Damn gypsies wandering the countryside, bringing their woe and deviltry with them." "They show up, and two weeks later this happens!" "My guess is Ben Talbot went to their camp to have it off with a gypsy whore." "The bear gets hold of him, and they dump what's left of him in the ditch!" "Got nothing to do with the gypsies." "Twenty-five years ago now, me Pa found him." "Quinn Noddy and all his flock." "Brains and guts and God-knows-what lying all over the moor for a quarter mile." "And, Quinn, the look on his face." "Like he'd been eaten alive." "Whatever did it was big, had claws, and didn't mind a load of buckshot." "After that, me Pa went home and melted down me Ma's wedding spoons and cast silver bullets on them." "Wouldn't leave the house on a full moon from then on." "He thought it was a werewolf." "I still say that bear's to blame." "You'd think the Talbots would've learned their lesson, eh?" "Consorting with the Romans." "Right." "Remember that black-eyed Salome the old man married?" "Went crazy up there in the ward, killed herself." "She was a gyro whore queen or some such, wasn't she?" "LAWRENCE:" "Yes." "She was crazy" "for coming to this shithole you call a town." "What did he say?" "You're in your drink, boy." "Get him out of my tavern, Nye!" "Come on, lad." "If you want to do something about it," "I'll be outside." "My mother wasn't a whore." "Lawrence Talbot?" "{INDISTINCT CHATTERING}" "Good evening." "Please join us." "It's good to see you up and about." "Refreshed, recovered and as enchanting as ever." "Please, join us." "Good evening, Miss Conliffe." "Good evening." "What a pleasant surprise." "May I recommend the baked eel?" "Singh has outdone himself this evening, haven't you, Singh?" "Something plainer." "Thank you." "I was a moment ago telling my son that the telegraph system does reach us here in Lonely old Blackmoore." "Do you find your home much changed, Mr. Talbot?" "Blackmoore does seem rather the same as I left it." "How so?" "The villagers, they still have the same wild ideas." "Yes, well, they're a provincial lot, I must say, ignorant and superstitious to a worldly man such as yourself." "We're savages at the ends of the earth." "I didn't intend to start a squabble." "All I'm saying is that you dismiss the natural man at your peril." "That's all." "I find your insecurities quite strange, Father." "No, you mistake that for my self-awareness." "And how comfortable are you in your skin, may I ask?" "One can get used to anything." "Excuse me." "You know, Lawrence, I've never understood what it is that you do, pretending to be other people." "But I understand you're highly celebrated and famous for it." "Perhaps one day I'll see for myself what all the fuss is about." "I think your mother would've liked that." "She loved you and your brother with all her heart." "Why did she do it?" "She struggled with life, as we all do." "She lost." "Does that answer your question?" "I saw Ben's body today." "What kind of animal could have done such a thing?" "I've seen the work of a Kodiak bear and a Bengal tiger, nature at its most vicious, but I must say, I've never seen anything like this." "People in town say it was a man." "You mean a raving lunatic at loose on the moor?" "Yes, it's possible, but I think I would have run him down with my dogs." "On the other hand, the wounds are so terrible that only something human would seem capable of such wanton malevolence." "I found a strange medallion among Ben's belongings." "Yes, Saint Columbines." "He was an Eastern saint." "He was also a gypsy." "So did Ben have dealings with the gypsies?" "Yes, he was our negotiator." "The local gentry would pay a fee, and the gypsies would keep their criminal activities to a minimum." "And they would move on once they'd sold the local lads all the wine and dark-haired ladies they could stand." ""That orbed maiden with white fire laden, Whom mortals call the moon," ""Glides glimmering o'er my fleece-like floor..."" ""By the midnight breezes strewn."" "She exerts enormous power, doesn't she?" "I wish things were different." "Never look back, Lawrence." "Never look back." "The past is a wilderness of horrors." "Lawrence, I'm glad you're home." "{SOFT KNOCKING ON DOOR}" "Can I help you, sir?" "I was hoping to have a word with Miss Conliffe." "Just a moment, sir." "{DOOR OPENING}" "Miss Conliffe." "My behaviour was unacceptable." "These were Ben's." "He'd want you to have them." "If there's anything you need, anything at all, please let me know." "I want to know what happened to him." "I'll do everything I can." "Thank you." "Thank you for coming." "{CHILDREN WHISPERING}" "{CHILDREN GIGGLING}" "Mother!" "Mother!" "YOUNG BEN:" "Lawrence." "Lawrence." "{DISTANT SCREAMING}" "Lawrence, wake up." "I heard something." "Lawrence." "Lawrence, I'm scared." "Go back to bed." "Mother?" "Mother!" "{THUNDER RUMBLING}" "Hello." "Hello." "Ben said that you played here as children." "It was our refuge." "From what?" "You mean from whom." "Your father, he has a way with being distant." "Ben told me it was because I reminded him of your mother." "He said you did, as well." "Which is why he put me in an asylum for a whole year, then shipped me off to my aunt in America." "SIR JOHN:" "You sure you won't stay one more night?" "My father has lodgings at the inn, and that's more convenient for the train, so..." "When do you return to London?" "Not till I find out what happened to my brother." "{WHIP CRACKS} {HORSE NEIGHS}" "Lawrence, that's all well and good, but I think your inquiry could wait until tomorrow." "The moon is full tonight, and I'd prefer that you stay inside in the event that your raving lunatic theory is correct." "I don't want to lose you, too." "{PEOPLE CHATTERING}" "{DOG BARKING}" "Take your horse, sir?" "Good evening." "{SPEAKING Romani}" "He says you must stay in the camp." "The woods are not safe." "Ask him if he knows anyone who sells these." "BOY:" "You want to talk to Maleva." "To who?" "Maleva." "It was found on my brother's body." "Your caravan shows up, three men are killed." "I don't think it's a coincidence." "There is no coincidence." "Only fate." "But she plays a hidden hand." "Tell me about my brother." "{MEN CLAMORING}" "MAN:" "Run round the back!" "{PEOPLE CLAMORING}" "{MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY}" "Give us the bloody bear, you old snake handler." "We know what's been going on." "Nonsense." "He dances, that's all." "{POLICE WHISTLE BLOWING}" "Come on!" "Get off!" "What's going on here?" "We've come for the bear, Nye." "It done all the killing." "Forgoodness'sake!" "He's harmless." "{MAN SCREAMING}" "{PEOPLE SCREAMING}" "What happened?" "It's the Devil!" "The Devil!" "{HORSE NEIGHING}" "Mama!" "Mama!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Where are you, Maria?" "Maria!" "MAN:" "Over there!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Mama!" "Mama!" "My baby." "Take the girl." "Stay in the camp." "LAWRENCE:" "Boy!" "Boy!" "{WINGS FLUTTERING}" "{ROCK CLATTERS}" "{LAWRENCE SCREAMING}" "Go back, get help!" "Get Maleva!" "WOMAN:" "Once he is bitten by the beast, there is no cure." "You should let him die." "You would make me a sinner." "There is no sin in killing a beast." "Is there not?" "{SPEAKING Romani}" "Sometimes the way of fate is a cruel one." "He can only be released by someone who loves him." "{SPEAKING Romani}" "Whoa!" "Lawrence." "Holy Mother of God." "Help me with him, Singh." ""Do thou but thin and be not diffident of wisdom" ""She deserts thee not if thou dismiss not her"" "Is everything all right?" "Lawrence?" "Get Dr. Lloyd." "Are you all right?" "Yes, I feel better." "{WATER DRIPPING}" "I thought you were leaving." "Well, this place is impossible to escape." "Besides, it's the least I could do." "What did the gypsies say?" "Some nonsense about the Devil being at Blackmoore." "It's remarkable." "A week ago, I would have said you'd never use that arm again." "And now?" "It seems to have healed itself." "I'll be back to check on you at the end of the week." "Thank you, Doctor." "Miss Conliffe." "Yes?" "I want to thank you." "For?" "For prolonging your stay here at Blackmoore with us during this difficult time." "Had there been some sense of filial obedience, well, you would not have been inconvenienced." "Well, Lawrence was trying to find out what happened to Ben." "And now we know it's still out there." "Nevertheless, I thank you." "Not at all." "You should be asleep, Lawrence." "So should you." "Is there anything I can get for you?" "Are you expecting a war?" "A Sikh is a warrior of God." "He must always arm himself against evil." "Do you believe in curses?" "This house has seen more than its share of suffering." "Your mother." "Your brother." "Yes, I believe in curses." "How could you stand it here all these years?" "You didn't have to stay." "Silver." "I didn't know you hunted monsters." "Sometimes monsters hunt you." "Yes, he's been quite seriously injured, Inspector, and he's suffering from a loss of memory." "I don't think he could be of any use to you now." "Well, I think, at some point, he is going to want to talk about..." "No." "I do understand." "Only if I could have just a few words with him." "No." "A completely unofficial interview." "Even the briefest exchange could be infinitely helpful to me." "{SAMSON BARKS}" "Francis Aberline, Scotland Yard." "Honoured to meet you, Mr. Talbot." "I'm a huge admirer." "I'm sorry to hear of your troubles." "I do hope they won't impede your return to the stage." "Thank you." "Shall we?" "Please." "LAWRENCE:" "It was an animal." "ABERLINE:" "You're quite sure?" "What else could it have been?" "There are other witnesses, no doubt, that had a better look than I did." "Well..." "Not too good a look, I'm afraid." "None of the locals survived to tell of it, and the gypsies only talk of demons and devils." "I understood your injury was quite savage." "Yes." "I hope you don't find this prurient, but would it be possible for me to arrange for a specialist to examine you?" "It's amazing what we can discern by scientific means these days." "And at your convenience, of course." "Of course." "No, a great mystery, it is, given that there are no natural predators left in England capable of inflicting such horrific injuries." "Well, the savagery of the attack would suggest the action of an animal." "Or a lunatic, perhaps." "Someone with a history of mental disturbance, who'd spent time inside an asylum and who may have suffered injuries at the hands of his victims." "I get your implication and resent it." "You're clearly aware of my personal history, as I believe I am aware of yours." "Weren't you in charge of the Ripper case a couple of years back?" "Well, you're a direct man, so I'll be equally direct with you." "I'm not your enemy, Mr. Talbot." "But you've been seen as Hamlet, Macbeth, Richard III, all with that same face." "Now a prudent man would ask who else might be living inside that head of yours." "Good day, Inspector." "So you won't mind if I establish your whereabouts on the nights in question?" "Feel free." "Good day, Mr. Talbot." "I'll be sending my specialists to examine you at your convenience, of course." "Lawrence?" "Yeah." "You all right?" "Yes." "What did the Inspector say?" "Well, he asked a lot of questions." "I'm sorry." "I feel so responsible for what's happened to you." "If I hadn't sent that letter, you'd be back in New York." "No." "No." "It was right that I came back." "You mustn't feel like that." "No." "Try it." "Well, I can't make it skip like you." "You have to flick it." "May I?" "Yes." "When you throw it, turn your wrist up and whip it." "Wrist up and whip it." "And make sure you swing your hips." "What's it like in New York?" "{HORSES NEIGHING LOUDLY}" "Did you hear that?" "What?" "Horses." "Hello, Doctor." "I thought our appointment wasn't till Friday." "Come with us." "It's nearly the full moon." "You were bitten by the beast." "You bear his mark now." "STRICKLAND:" "Mr. Talbot." "There are many of us here who are looking for a natural explanation." "Help us." "Come on, Talbot." "Show us your wound." "We are told it heals in an unnatural way." "{HORSE SNORTING}" "Get your hands off of me." "Will you let him murder your wives and children?" "MONTFORD:" "My eyes!" "Damn you, Talbot!" "Sorry, Colonel." "I meant to shoot you." "Sadly, I'm not the marksman I used to be." "I must be getting old." "He's cursed." "God has forsaken him." "Let us deal with him." "You know you're trespassing on my land, and I could shoot you on the spot right now." "My Sikh manservant, he's on the roof, and he happens to be a crack shot with a repeating rifle." "And he will kill you." "He'll kill the next eight of you before he has to reload, so please take yourself off my land." "And if I see any of you trespassing this way again," "I won't be so civil, if you take my meaning." "Good day to you, Colonel." "Lawrence." "You're bleeding." "How could they possibly think he's a threat to them?" "Well, he's a stranger here in Blackmoore, Miss Conliffe, and that makes him very dangerous." "Thank you." "Yes." "You can also thank Singh when he returns from the village." "You're not the only one in the family who can act." "Samson!" "{SAMSON GRUNTS}" "Let's get something to clean that." "Did they hurt your shoulder?" "No." "On the contrary, it feels much stronger than before." "That's good." "I was able to hold them..." "All three of them back." "You know, you mustn't listen to them." "The villagers." "They're backward and foolish." "Everything I hate about this place." "{HEART BEATING}" "This might sting a bit." "Lawrence." "Excuse me." "{BANGING ON DOOR}" "What's happened?" "You have to leave." "Please pack your things." "Did I do something?" "It's not safe here." "You must return to London tonight." "I'll be out here waiting." "Lawrence, wait." "What are you afraid of?" "If anything ever happened to you," "I'd never forgive myself." "{DRIVER URGES HORSE} {WHIP CRACKS}" "REVEREND FISK:" "There are those who doubtthepowerof Satan." "The power of Satan to change men into beasts!" "But the ancient pagans did not doubt." "Nor did the prophets." "Did not Daniel warn Nebuchadnezzar?" "But the proud king did not heed Daniel." "And so, as the Bible says, "He was made as unto a wolf and cast out from men."" "A beast has come among us." "But God will defend his faithful." "With his right hand, he will smite the foul demon." "I say to you, the enemy's ploy is a devious one." "Twisting the accursed into beasts, he seeks to bring us low." "Make us as animals." "Teach us self-loathing, so we forget that we are made in the image of Almighty God himself!" "{GROWLING MENACINGLY}" "Samson." "Why does our Lord tolerate this mockery?" ""Pride Goethe before destruction," ""a haughty spirit before the fall."" "I say it is because we have sinned against him." "Because our crimes reek to heaven, and they demand vengeance." "{ALL CHATTERING IN LOW VOICES}" "{CHATTERING STOPS}" "Pint of bitter, please." "Mrs. Kirk." "Why aren't you out with Macqueen, trying to catch that thing what killed my husband?" "As I don't know where the lunatic will strike, it seems the practical thing to do is to stay as near as possible to the potential victims." "{MAN SPITTING OUT DRINK}" "And seeing that 214 of the 309 residents of Blackmoore and its environs live within, what, 500 yards of this tavern," "I was planning to spend the evening here." "Not Talbot Hall?" "Why would you say that?" "They're cursed, all of them." "Unfortunately, "cursed" does not give me a warrant to wander about Sir John's estate at night." "Rules, Mrs. Kirk." "They're all that keep us from a dog-eat-dog world, you know." "Pint of bitter, please." "Lawrence," "Miss Conliffe has left Blackmoore." "Yes, I sent her away." "She's probably in London by now." "Why would you do that, Lawrence?" "Because this place is cursed." "Father." "It is a shrine to your beloved mother." "She was truly a beautiful woman." "I know that losing her wounded you deeply." "And it is monstrous, a young boy seeing his mother like that." "And I would have given my life, Lawrence, that you hadn't found us that night." "You must believe me when I tell you this, Lawrence." "You do believe me, don't you?" "I loved your mother with a passion like the burning of the sun." "Her death finished me." "I was devastated." "I still prowl the house at night, searching for her." "I'm dead all the same." "Look into my eyes, Lawrence." "You see, I'm quite dead." "My dear fellow, I wish I could tell you that the tragedy that has beset your life was over." "But I'm afraid the darkest hours of hell lie before you." "I don't think they'll kill you, Lawrence, but they will blame you." "The beast will have its day." "The beast will out." "{KNUCKLES CRACKING}" "{HORSE NEIGHING}" "{DEER BELLING}" "We've got him, men!" "We got him!" "Mind the pit, Johnny!" "Johnny?" "Help me get out!" "Shoot it!" "Shoot him!" "Johnny!" "Johnny?" "MONTFORD:" "Macqueen!" "{GUN CLICKS}" "{DR. LLOYD SCREAMING}" "{SCREAMING STOPS}" "SIR JOHN:" "Lawrence." "Lawrence." "Lawrence!" "Wake up." "Lawrence." "Terrible things, Lawrence." "You've done terrible things." "MAN:" "Hold your fire!" "We want him alive!" "Get down!" "On your knees!" "Ah, as you said, Inspector." "It is as you said." "I'm sorry, Sir John." "SIR JOHN:" "Be strong, Lawrence." "Be strong." "{DOOR SLAMMING}" "Where is my father?" "I am sorry to see you back here with us, Lawrence." "You disappoint me." "But we have made enormous strides in the treatment of delusions such as yours." "Where is my father?" "Bracing, is it, guv'ner?" "{EXCLAIMS WEAKLY}" "Where's my father?" "Where'smyfather?" "Where is my father?" "I said if you don't kill my father, he will kill again and again and again and again." ""Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing." ""Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i' the earth?" ""And smelt so?" "And smelt so?"" "I hope this won't impede your return to the stage." "Alas, poor Yoicks!" "YOUNG BEN'S VOICE:" "Lawrence, wake up." "I heard something." "SIR JOHN:" "Terrible things,Lawrence." "{DOOR CREAKING}" "Terrible things." "Father!" "Look into my eyes, Lawrence." "You see, I'm quite dead." "GWEN:" "It's all right, Lawrence." "Everything's all right." "I'm going to take you home." "Come with me." "It's all right." "Come on." "It's all right." "Hold me." "Just hold me." "Shh." "It's not real." "It's not real." "{METAL GEARS CLANKING}" "{METAL GEARS CLANKING}" "SIR JOHN:" "Lycanthropy." "Yeah, lycanthropy." "{INHALES DEEPLY}" "I contracted the disease, if that's what it is, in India in the Hindu Kush." "The natives directed me to a cave high up in the mountains, where, according to legend, lived a strange creature." "A very strange creature." "And after a great many days of climbing and searching, finally, I came upon it." "I found it." "I found the cave, and the strange creature that lived there." "It was a little boy, a little wild feral boy, powerfully strong," "Who suddenly attacked me and bit me." "So I returned to my hunting companions in the valley below thinking I'd been made the butt of a joke." "I soon discovered otherwise." "You killed my mother." "Yeah, I suppose I did." "You should kill yourself." "Oh, I cannot tell you how often I've considered that." "But life is far too glorious, Lawrence, especially to the cursed and the damned like myself." "Yeah." "Every night of the full moon, for many years, I've been locked away in that crypt by Singh, my faithful servant." "Twenty-five years." "Then she came, didn't she?" "Hot and burning like the face of the moon." "Gwen?" "Yeah, she would have taken your brother away from me, and they would have both vanished into the night forever." "And although I was resigned to it, the beast in me was not." "And, Ben, you understand, had come to tell me that he was quite resolute in his decision to leave Talbot Hall for good and to take Gwen away from me." "I became drunk and violent, and extremely violent." "And I struck out at Singh, who was trying to restrain me," "And I knocked him out cold." "Poor..." "Poor old Singh." "Yeah." "You know, I never told you this, Lawrence, but I used to be a bare-knuckle prize fighter when I was a young man in the ports of Boston," "San Francisco, New York." "Back in the good old days, before you were born." "Long time ago." "Bam!" "Yeah." "Anyway, as a consequence, I was unable to lock myself in the crypt that night." "And I found your brother's body in a ditch not far from the house." "He'd been torn to pieces." "I know now it was a mistake to lock up the beast." "Don't you think so, Lawrence?" "I should have let it run free." "Kill or be killed." "I'll kill you!" "You have a long way to go yet, my young pup." "I'll kill you." "Oh your chance is coming soon enough." "She'll be full tonight, the moon." "I have a small gift for you, Lawrence, in the event you don't find life as glorious as I find it to be." "Or not to be." "I'm deeply sorry about this, Lawrence." "I do love you, dear boy." "You may find that hard to believe, in the light of what has happened." "I'll kill you." "Sleep now." "I'll kill you." "Rest." "Guard?" "I'll kill you!" "LAWRENCE:" "I'll kill you!" "{PLAYING HARMONICA}" "{CHURCH BELL DINGING}" "DR. HOENEGGER:" "I attempted to remove these mental fabrications, but now, 25 years later, I find that young Lawrence's harmless hallucinations have manifested themselves into delusions of a horrific nature." "Ah!" "Mr. Talbot." "Wearehere tonight to illustrate conclusively that Mr. Talbot's fears are quite irrational." "So we will remain in this room together, and once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, that he remains a perfectly ordinary human being, he will have taken his first small step" "down the long road to mental recovery." "{AUDIENCE MURMURING}" "Now, we are all aware that Mr. Talbot has suffered quite traumatic personal experiences." "He witnessed his mother's self-mutilations." "His young mind, unable to accept it, created a fantastical truth, that his father is to blame." "That his father is literally a monster." "{AUDIENCE MURMURING}" "But your father is not a werewolf." "You were not bitten by a werewolf." "You will not become a werewolf any more than I will sprout wings and fly out of that window." "{ALL LAUGHING}" "Please,please, help me." "I think that Mr. Talbot has something to say to us." "Stopit." "Speak up, Mr. Talbot." "Forgive me, but we can't hear you." "You moron." "Tonight, I will kill all of you!" "{ALL LAUGHING}" "I will kill all of you!" "Yes, well, as you can see, lycanthropy" "Please do something about it!" "Is a disease of the mind existing somewhere in the deep recesses Kill me." "Kill me!" "Of Mr. Talbot's thoughts." "To him, it seems very real." "{JOINTS CRACKING}" "The subject before you has, for the past month, undergone both pharmaceutical and physical desensitizing" "Inorderto reduce the nervous exaggerations." "{CONTINUES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY}" "Dr. Honegger?" "This malady derives from..." "MAN:" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "{ALL EXCLAIMING}" "Let me pass!" "{ALL SCREAMING}" "MAN:" "For God's sake, hurry up!" "Open..." "Open this door!" "It seems to be locked, sir." "Idiot!" "Open it!" "Smash open this door!" "Help me!" "{GROWLING SOFTLY}" "Davis?" "Yes, sir?" "Are you armed?" "Yes, sir." "Give me your revolver!" "Quickly!" "{WOMEN EXCLAIMING}" "Pardon me." "Excuse me." "As you were." "Carter!" "Sir." "Have you got a pistol?" "Yes, sir." "Follow me." "Telegraph the Yard." "Issue weapons." "All right, sir." "Now!" "Right away, sir!" "I don't suppose we have any silver bullets." "What?" "{WOMEN SCREAMING}" "{WHISTLE BLOWING}" "Clear the street!" "MAN:" "Oh, my God!" "You two, with me." "{ALL SCREAMING}" "Steady." "{ALL SCREAMING}" "God help us." "{HORSE WHINNIES}" "{HORSES CLOMPING OVERHEAD}" "MAN 1:" "Up ahead!" "MAN 2:" "Start checking the docks!" "{POLICE WHISTLE BLOWING}" "{SOFT MOANING}" "{SOFT GASP}" "{WOOD CREAKING}" "Who's there?" "Lawrence?" "Whatareyoudoinghere ?" "What have they done to you?" "I am what they say I am." "I'm a monster." "And so is my father." "He killed Ben." "And my mother, too." "I can help you." "There's no help for me." "If such things exist, if they are possible, then everything is." "Magic." "And God." "I can find a way to stop it." "I must confess," "I envy my brother for the days he had with you." "What joy he must have felt." "I would have given anything I own to have known you in another life." "I must get back to Talbot Hall and end this." "Lawrence." "Please let me help you." "You already have." "Lawrence, don't." "Just stay here with me." "Stay here with me!" "{KNOCKING ON DOOR}" "{KNOCKING INSISTENTLY}" "Miss Conliffe, good morning." "Inspector." "May I impose?" "I must ask you directly, have you seen Lawrence Talbot?" "I'm sure by now you've heard of his escape." "Yes, I've heard." "And, no, I haven't seen him." "Miss Conliffe, I cannot stress to you enough the mortal peril you're in should you find yourself in his presence." "Thank you." "I'll be careful." "Miss Conliffe, I admire your noble intentions." "You think you can save him, but you can't." "I must insist you come with me." "Insist?" "He's not..." "Carter!" "He's not here, Inspector!" "Take your hand off me." "Come on!" "Take your hand off me!" "Come on now, woman!" "Talbot?" "Raise your arms and step out where I can see you." "Talbot?" "No!" "Come now!" "Come along!" "Now there's some bad luck for you." "Globe!" "Globe!" "Lawrence Talbot is still missing!" "Police scour London!" "Globe!" "Globe!" "Lawrence Talbot is still missing!" "Police scour London!" "Lawrence Talbot is still missing!" "Police scour London!" "{SPEAKING Romani}" "I'm looking for a woman called Maleva." "Do you know her?" "{SPEAKING Romani}" "Thank you." "Psst." "What is it you want from me?" "Lawrence Talbot." "You know what happened to him." "You understand it." "Listen to me." "I need you to help me." "Leave him to his fate." "I have to save him." "Do you love him?" "Just tell me what to do." "Will you condemn him?" "Or will you set him free?" "Do you know what that means?" "Yes." "But I can't." "I can't do that." "He's still there." "I know he is." "I know I can save him." "I'm begging you, tell me what to do." "There is no cure." "You are risking your life." "May the saints protect you and give you strength to do what you must." "DRIVER:" "Whoa!" "Whoa, there!" "You're sure he'll come?" "Yeah, quite sure." "Right." "Take the priory road." "Railway station." "South garden to the river." "Tell Sir John we're here, and then stay close to the estate, but not too close." "If you see Talbot, don't get caught in a conversation." "Shoot him and kill him." "On sight!" "{DOOR CREAKING}" "Carter hasn't reported." "He's not at his post in front of the house." "ABERLINE:" "Miss Conliffe?" "Wait!" "Get the others." "{WIND MOANING}" "{WOOD CREAKING}" "{SAMSON BARKING}" "Samson." "{PLAYING RESUMES}" ""I will arise and go to my father," ""and I will say unto him, 'Father, I have sinned against heaven and before thee." ""'I am no more worthy to be called thy son.'"" "{STOPS PLAYING}" "And Io and behold, there he stands." "The prodigal son." "For he is returned." "Shall I have my own robe brought to be placed upon your shoulders?" "Rings for your fingers?" "Shoes for your feet?" "What you should do is pray, but we both know it wouldn't do any good." "{SPEAKING ITALIAN}" "Are those Singh's silver bullets in my gun?" "I'm sorry." "You have me at a disadvantage." "It makes me happy." "What does?" "Seeing you here like this." "My son returned." "It is glorious, isn't it?" "No." "It's hell." "Hell?" "No." "The beast is the beast." "Let it run free." "{GUN CLICKS}" "{GUN CLICKS}" "Poor little Lawrence." "You were the fragile one." "I removed the powder from those shells many, many years ago." "But I confess," "I was quite overwhelmed by your enormous courage." "Finally, you're the man I always wanted you to be." "Lawrence!" "My boy." "Here." "Do you see her, Lawrence?" "Do you feel her presence?" "Her power?" "She'll be here soon." "Coming from darkness into light." "You're heir to my kingdom, Lawrence." "You'vealways been heir to my kingdom." "{NECK CRACKS}" "{HOWLING IN PAIN}" "Lawrence." "Lawrence!" "No!" "Run!" "Run!" "{DOGS BARKING}" "Are you sure you're all right, sir?" "Go on." "{BREATHING SHALLOWLY}" "Look at me, Lawrence." "You know me." "You know who I am." "Don't." "You know who I am!" "Lawrence!" "Don't." "Look at me." "Lawrence, you know me." "You know me, remember me, look at me." "{GROWLING SOFTLY}" "It's Gwen." "Lawrence, it's Gwen." "Please." "{GROWLING SOFTLY}" "{DOGS BAYING}" "{DOGS BARKING}" "{LAWRENCE HOWLING}" "No!" "{GROWLING WEAKLY}" "Gwen..." "I'm sorry." "It had to be this way." "I'm sorry." "Thank you." "GWEN:" "It is said, there is no sin, in killing a beast, only in killing a man." "But where does one begin and the other end?"

"Previously on "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."..." " You were dead for... days." " "GH-325."" "Agent Coulson was injected with that, and literally minutes later, his wounds showed signs of cellular regeneration." "I'd like to turn the machine on again." "It induces Theta brain-wave frequencies to help uncover the secrets buried in the subconscious." "Please!" "Let me die!" " When did you start doing this?" " First night I saw Garrett's writings." " What do you think caused it?" " The GH-formula." "This is what you've been doing up here." "It's what I did yesterday." "No matter how much I carve, it still means nothing to me." " I don't even have a theory." " I do." "It's a map." "You're being transferred." "Your brother wants you in his custody." "2x07" " The Writing on the Wall" "Burning man, two years ago, we were stuck in the desert... on a glow-in-the-dark bus." " Is that it?" " What's burning man?" "Oh." "Are you sure you're not from Iowa?" "Because you just sounded like it." " Baltimore, born and raised." " This is gonna drive me nuts." "I mean, it's crazy, right?" "We see each other from across the bar, and... we just wave at each other like we're long-lost friends." "I know I know you." "I just can't figure out how." "To remembering." " So, you're an artist." " Mm, yeah, I do some painting." "And I teach community art classes." "Is that how I know you?" " Are you an artist?" " I do some carving now and then." "Well, maybe the reason we think we know each other is because it was our destiny to meet tonight." "Look..." "I haven't been entirely honest with you." "We have met before, and I've traveled a long way to be with you." "Okay." "Maybe we should just slow this down." "No." "We share so much ... so many memories..." "so much pain." "How ... how ... how do you know about that?" "I'll help you remember." "Damn it." "How long were you standing there?" "Long enough." "May gave us specific instructions ... you go on a date with the crazy wall, I have to chaperone." "I didn't want to wake you." "Do I look like I've been sleeping?" " What's keeping you up?" " It's all connected ... everything." "Ward has information about my father, who just happens to have the alien buzzkill device, which is somehow connected to the writing, that is related to the G.H. serum that is in our blood ... like we're pieces to a puzzle." "Except we don't know what the puzzle is or how the pieces even fit." "It's a hacker's worst nightmare, everlasting gobstopper of firewalls." "It wants us to know." "I can feel it." "Then it... should tell us, because I have been trying to match the writing to constellation maps, navigational charts, genome diagrams." "And if it's a map, it's a map to nowhere." "I need you to stick with it." "The writing's coming more and more frequently." "Used to be two, three times a month." "Then once a week." "Now it's every day, every night." "I can't turn it off." "How do you function?" "When do you sleep?" "That's why we need answers." "And what if we don't find them?" "Anything else?" "When does May get back?" "Not until we find Ward." "This is Morse." "I have agents positioned at multiple locations." " We have been sitting here for an hour." " He has 11 hotboxes within 200 miles of his last known position." "Odds are, he'll show up at one of them." "Why isn't there a nationwide manhunt?" "He escaped from federal custody." "Senator Ward is covering it up." "No one's looking but us." "Triplett here." "I've got eyes on the prize." "I've got a clear shot and a trigger finger that needs some love." "No." "Stand by and wait for your orders." "Director, say the word." "I can end this." " The senator wants him alive." " What do you want?" "Bring him in..." "by any means necessary." "Copy that." "Damn." "I don't know how, but he knows we're on him." "He's got a dead man's switch and enough C-4 to take down the block." "Bus 741 to Atlanta now boarding." "He's on the move." "Do not engage." "He's not bluffing." "Keep an eye in the sky, May." "Have Agents Hunter and Morse in position at the next stop." "If we can't bring him in, at least we can see where he's going." "We found Ward." " What?" " One of my sources, this guy micro ... he's kind of a crime-scene junkie ..." "he came across something." "The writing, but not exactly how we wanted to see it." " When were these taken?" " Last night." "Whoever did this is still out there." " This is the victim?" " Janice Robbins." "Lives ..." "lived in upstate New York." " She's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent." " No, she's an art teacher from Iowa." " I have her full bio." " I'm not wrong." "I've seen her." "We should check it out." "You know we're breaking about 14 laws right now." "One of the perks of being outlaws." "This had to happen on my shift?" "You couldn't wait till May got back?" "May's got her hands full with Ward." "And we're the only ones who know what we're looking for." " What are we looking for?" " Answers." "You're right." "This place just screams S.H.I.E.L.D. agent." "You two don't have a single thing in common, unless you have some Enya albums you've been hiding." "No." "Nothing in common at all." "I take that back." "There's a lot of overlap." "We were definitely working on the same design, but she has some pieces I was missing." "How does the carving we found in Miami fit into this?" "Whoever did it was on our wavelength." "There's just a few pieces missing." "It's almost there." "You were right." "She's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent." "Agent Rebecca Stevens, level 6." "Stationed at the Triskelion." " That's probably where I saw her." " Not recently, you didn't." "According to this, she died five years ago from cancer." "How is that possible?" "We won't know until we perform an autopsy." "Don't you need a body for that?" "How'd you two manage to acquire a body?" ""Corpsey diem" ..." "seize the dead." "Huh." "Like I told my man here, you want something in life, you got to grab it and walk out like you own it." "Is that all it takes?" "Really?" "Because I always thought if you wanted something in life, you had to work hard and earn it." "Give me some room, please." " Does she have any family?" " No one." "No relatives, no kids." " She didn't deserve this." " Is anything coming back to you?" "She was level 6." "It should all be in my head." "But it's not." "We're going to need blood and tissue samples, full CBC, and multi-element analysis." "Would anyone like to leave before we get started?" "We'll stay out of your way." "I'll let you know when I finish." " Need some help with those?" " I'm okay." "It's no problem, really." "I promise ..." "I don't bite." " I'm Zack." " Eliza." "This is Graham." "Hey, Graham." "So... want to give me a hand with this?" " Sure." " Alright." "Looks like you don't need my help after all." "Graham here is doing all the heavy lifting." "You mind if I tag along with you anyway?" "Where you heading?" " Dallas." " Must be fate." "Here you go, sweetie." "Thank you." "You're a real savior." " Join us for the ride?" " I prefer the back." "Excuse me." "Is that seat taken?" " All yours." " Thanks." "Don't like to fly, huh?" " Excuse me?" " I never understood why people would take the bus when they can fly." "Says the man on the bus." "Uh, last-minute trip." "Didn't have a choice." " You here by choice?" " Oh, I like the scenery." "Can't see the world with your head in the clouds." "Can't see it with your face in a book, either." "It's a long trip." "There's plenty of time for everything." "Well, you could just skip to the end." " And miss all the good parts in between?" " Can't be that interesting." "Why do you say that?" "Because you were on page 117 when you were waiting outside." "And you're still on page 117." "So either you're a really slow reader..." " or you're working for Coulson." " Who?" "I am impressed." "You can tell him I said that." " I almost missed you." " What are you talking about?" "I'm sure they told you about this." "If you try or say anything... everyone in this bus will be flying." "So, just keep reading your book and hope for a happy ending." " Driver." " Yes, sir?" "I'm on the wrong bus." "Guess I, uh... need to pay closer attention to things." "Sorry." "Had to get rid of some excess baggage." "You were right, May." "He's good." "Very good." "Hunter, if you're in position, he's all yours." "Copy that, darlin'." "Happy to oblige." "The cuts were all quite deep, but the cause of death was cardiac arrest." "She died from shock due to the pain, not from the wounds." "Very common in this type of ritualistic murder." " Ritualistic?" " It has all the characteristics." "The cuts are very precise, and the killer continued to carve on her long after she died, as if there were some need to complete the work." "My hunch is that it wasn't the first time, either." "It's also not the first time we've seen these carvings." "They're the same ones Garrett was making, correct?" "Dr. Simmons, here are the reports you requested." "Thank you." " It's the analysis from the subjects." " Subjects, plural?" "We found blood and tissue samples from a secondary source under her nails." "She put up a fight." "Oh, no." "Just as I suspected." " She had GH-325 in her blood." " A Tahiti patient." "Whoever killed her also had GH-325 in their blood." "Don't look at me." "I didn't do it." "No, of course, but you both had GH-325 injections." "Hypergraphia was one of the side effects they tried to treat with memory replacement." "Garrett suffered from it." "Apparently, so does our killer, and they both turned into dangerous psychopaths." "Have either of you been experiencing a compulsion" " to write or carve?" " We're fine." "But somewhere out there is a Tahiti patient who may be targeting all the others." "We need to find him." "The patient files were all destroyed." " How would anyone be able to locate them?" " I don't know." " How many Tahiti patients were there?" " I don't know." "Do you think the killer will come after the two of you?" "I don't know." "If you don't know anything, then how are we gonna find them?" "You're gonna have to torture it out of me." " Is all this really necessary?" " If you're going to insist on doing this," "I'm going to be monitoring you very closely." "It took me and Fitz six weeks to figure out how to operate this, and quite honestly, I never thought we'd have to use it." "We should have destroyed it." "In the history of bad ideas, this is light-years ahead of everything." "No, trying to bring dead agents back to life using alien blood blows everything else away." "They buried those memories for a reason, Coulson." "They were driving people insane." "And now you want to uncover it when you've been getting worse." " May would never ..." " May's not the director." "This is my call." "I was put in charge of the Tahiti project, so those people are my responsibility." "If going back in this machine saves even one life, then it's worth the risk." "Stealing bodies, talking about aliens, and bringing the dead back to life." "What kind of creature feature did I sign up for?" " Coulson lost his ..." " Marbles?" "Mind?" "No, memories." "The machine helps him find them." "Mack, I need you close just in case." " In case...?" " In case he starts screaming and you need to hold him down." "Okay, try to stay relaxed." "Listen to my voice." "I'll guide you through, but at the first sign of any duress, I'm pulling you out." "No, not until we have everything we need to find this guy." "All systems are go." "Concentrate on Agent Stevens." "She's your access point." "Focus on her." "All right." "Take him back." "Whatdoyousee ?" "Where are you?" "The guest house..." " in the interview room." " D-Do you recognize anyone?" "I'm alone." "Concentrate on Agent Stevens." " How do you feel today?" " Terrific." "I've never felt better." "Do you remember how you got here?" "I volunteered." "I was dying, and... when I woke up, everything was okay." "She's here." "She's doing well." "And the others?" "How many are there?" "Thank you, Agent Coulson, for all your help." "I'm ready to get back in the field." " I-I can't believe this actually worked." " I feel great." "It's a new day." "How long are you keeping me here?" "Six patients, well-adjusted." "I'm recommending immediate release." "His heart rate is spiking." "What's happening, Coulson?" "I see the writing..." "for the first time." "Something's happening to them." "I want to get out of here!" "I want to get out of here!" "How long are you gonna keep me here with these lunatics, Coulson?" "Vital signs elevating." "Tell me what's going on, Coulson." "Degenerative effects." "They're unstable." "They're getting worse every day." "They're getting worse every day." "We're losing them." "We need to shut down the program." "This isn't a failure, Agent Coulson." "It's a first step." " We rejuvenated life." " This isn't life." "We need to shut it down and destroy the host." "You can't do that!" "It's thousands of years old, pre-dating the pyramids!" "We haven't even scratched the surface of the benefits." "These are human beings, not lab rats!" "I'm contacting Fury." "There's still hope for them." "The host's genetic material may be implanting its own genetic memories onto theirs, creating the psychic schism." "If we were to completely wipe away all their memories ..." "Erase their minds?" "That's hope?" "We can give them new memories, new identities." "They'll never be agents again, but they'll be able to lead normal, healthy lives." "Let me die!" "No, stop!" "Please!" "No!" "Please, will you make it stop?" "Please, make it stop!" "Please, somebody!" "Somebody stop it!" "Stop doing this, please!" "What have we done?" "What have we done?" "What have we done?" " What did you do?" "Tell me." " We erased them, all of them." "New names, new memories ..." "it was the only way." "You did the right thing." "Can you find their new names?" " Uh, how much more can he take?" " I don't know." "Whatever you're doing to him, you need to stop!" "Coulson, we need their names." "Find their names so we can pull you out!" "Lewis Seaver." "That's one." "That ..." "That's one." "That's ..." "K-keep them coming." "Keep them coming." "Looks like the big, bad wolf is stopping for a pint." "I'll give you a choice." "Colombian necktie..." "or bullet in the head." "Bullet in the head..." "on the rocks." "On the house." "Welcome back." "Hello." "May, we have a problem." "Grant Ward." "In from the cold at last." "Mr. Garrett spoke quite highly of you." "Imagine my surprise when I received your call." "I wasn't even aware that phone was active ... or you, for that matter." " We thought you were dead." " Not dead." "Waiting." "I was locked in a cage." "Before that, I was trapped behind a S.H.I.E.L.D. badge." " Now I'm finally free." " How can we help you?" "Since strucker is overseas, I assume you report to someone else." " That's correct." " I want a meeting." "Though we do appreciate your talents and your loyalty," " Mr. Whitehall is a very busy man." " Will his schedule open up if I can get you face-to-face with Coulson?" "Close enough to put..." "a bullet in his head." "Skye?" "Coulson?" "!" "Anyone." " When the cat's away..." " Keep trying to reach them." "I'm taking us down." "The body of Lewis Seaver was found in the remains of the Santa Maria church fire in Miami." "In the fire was this guy too." "Three of the others died of unnatural causes in the last six weeks." "This guy is definitely targeting Tahiti patients." " Is there still a chance?" " Two of them are alive." "We need to find out which one is the killer." "Do you remember anything, a-any clues?" "Stay out of my head, Coulson." "There's nothing wrong with me." " Roll up your sleeves." " You don't need to erase me." "There's nothing wrong with me." "You're not okay, and it's only gonna get worse." " But I can help you." " No!" "It's the only way to know!" "You ... you can't erase me, Coulson!" "Don't do this to me, Coulson!" "I need to know!" "I need to know!" "No!" "You can't erase me!" "I need to know what it means!" "It wants me to know!" "I need to know!" "It wants me to know!" "I need to know!" "I need to know!" "I need to know!" "No!" "No!" " I need to know!" "I need to know!" " Get him the hell out of there!" " Shut it down!" "Shut it down!" " I need to know!" " Sedate him!" "I'm calling May." " I ..." " I got Skye." " Skye?" "We have a Ward situation that's about to get really bad for all of us." "Coulson went into the memory machine." " What?" "!" "And you let him." " It wasn't my call." "Lock him up and keep him under" " observation until I get back." " What the hell is going on?" "Let's just stay focused." "I need to know." "I need to know!" " What did you do to him?" " Just hold him down." "Coulson?" "!" "Don't make me use this." " I'm sorry." " I spoke to May." "She wants us to lock you up until she gets back." "I think that's a good idea." "His name was Sebastian Derik." "He was an assassin from the dark side of S.H.I.E.L.D." "How many others did you say are still alive?" "Just one ..." "Hank Thompson." "He only lives a few hours away from here, so I'll send some agents to protect him." "That won't be necessary." " Coulson ..." " Sorry." " I need to take care of him personally." " Coulson, you've got ..." "Hey, you want to slow down that train, buddy?" "You want to see them crash, don't you?" "I fear for the world the day you get your driver's license." "Hank, there's someone up at the house that wants to see you." " Is it a customer?" " Says he's an old friend?" "Okay, I'll be right there." "I've seen some messed-up stuff in my day, turbo, but nothing quite like that." "Holding down the director like he's possessed..." "Yeah, well, what happened ..." "that's not..." " wasn't his fault." " I know." "Someone jumbled his memories." "No, his memories weren't jumbled." "They were... replaced." " Just some of them." " You're up." " No, I'm okay." " Nah, come on." "It's good for you." "Helps your brain and hands learn to get their act together." "Replaced memories, jumbled memories ... how the hell is he supposed to keep everything together?" "What if he forgets what team he's on?" "You know, I like my bosses un-jumbled at all times." "Yeah, he is, or he will be." "He'll recover." "He did before." "Besides, brains never delete files." "They just lose connections." "But there's always a backup." "Just a matter of digging and finding them." " So, you've got backup files, too?" " Has anyone seen Skye?" "Oh, no." "Guys ... quick." "... you been?" "It's about time?" " Coulson did this to you?" " You think?" " Is he going after the killer?" " Not the killer." " Can I help you?" " My name is Phil Coulson." "You don't remember me, but we've met." "It's very important that we talk." " This isn't a good time." " You need to listen to me." "Look, I have no idea who you are or what you want, but you need to leave." " Mr. Thompson..." "Please." " Look." "Okay, you have something to say, you can say it out here." "I have every reason to believe that your life is in danger." "Is your family home?" " No." " That's good... because I need to pick your brain." "No one's been in or out since the party started." " You're sure no one saw you?" " I didn't blow my cover." " You suggesting I did?" " It's okay, it happens." "What did you do, come on too strong?" "Subtlety is key." "You were dressed like a cowboy." " I ..." " Enough." "There's a good chance Ward's wearing his ka-boom box." "If we can't get a fast, clean shot, he could take the whole building down with us inside." "We don't have the resources for this." "We should call in outside reinforcements." "No, if Ward saw them coming," " he'd take them all down with him." " So, what's the plan?" "Get a fast, clean shot." "I don't want to hurt you, but you need to listen to me." " You were an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D." " Please, just go." " Do you recognize these symbols?" " No, no, I don't." " Look, is that all you need?" " Think." "Have you been drawing, carving, painting, anything that reminds you of these?" "I have never seen them in my life." "Look at them!" "Try to remember." "I need to know what this means." "You have pieces that I need!" "I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't care." "Look, I've told you both, you've got the wrong guy!" "Both?" "Someone got here before me?" "Is he dead?" "I'd be very quiet if I were you." "Agent Coulson, I've got bad news." "The lunatics are running the Asylum." "Do you remember me, Coulson?" " Do you remember what you did to me?" " I tried to help you." "What, by erasing my memories, trying to change who I was?" "It was the only way to save you." "It didn't work." "You want to know why?" "Because I discovered a little secret." "Pain made me remember." "I found out after I started cutting myself." "The more pain, the more I remembered." "That's how I found the others you erased." "I remembered who they were and who they became." "I came for you first, Coulson, but you were already dead." "Yet here you are." "Why is that?" "Are you one of us now?" "Why?" "Why would you do that..." " when you know what it does?" " I didn't." "I think it's because... you wanted to know the answer to this." "Look, I tried to help the others remember." "I cut and I cut, but no one had the answer." "I need to know, Coulson." "What does it mean?" "!" "I don't know." "I'm trying to find out, just like you." " Do they drive you crazy?" " Yes." "I started carving on walls." "Is that how you started?" " Yes." " It's not deep enough." "You can't just scratch the surface, Coulson." "We have to dig deep." "That's why I started carving bodies." "It has to be deep." " It's not two-dimensional." " No." "The answer isn't on the surface." "It's what lies beneath." " We can find it... together." " That's the idea." "No." "No." " What does it mean, Coulson?" " I don't know." " Take your family!" "Go!" " Come on." "Go." "Go!" "What the hell is Tahiti?" "Uh, Tahiti was designed to revive a fallen Avenger." "That's how it got started." "Uh, Captain America, Iron Man ..." "those Avengers?" " Those are the ones." " How the hell could Coulson forget that?" "What, does he have alien blood, too?" "Man, can you imagine that ..." "S.H.I.E.L.D. being run by a man that's part alien?" "Yeah, imagine that." " Stop!" "Hey!" " What the..." "C-Call the police." "There's two guys trying to kill each other." "They're out at my place, Thompson Welding." "It's right down the road." "All right, stay here." "We'll handle this." "Okay." "You want pain?" "Come and get some." "You can't hide, Coulson." "We're connected by the blood." "The answer's right here, Derik." "All you have to do is look!" " Let him go, Coulson!" " It's okay!" "I'm okay now." "That's what you said before you threw me in a cell." "Fair enough, but I'm not trying to kill him!" "I'm trying to save him." "I'm giving you to the count of three, and my gun's real." "It's here, Skye ... everything we've been looking for." " One!" " He's not kidding!" "Let him go." " Open your eyes, Derik." " Two!" "It's just below the surface, like you said." " All you have to do is look." " Three!" "You can put the guns away." "He won't hurt anyone now." "How do you know that?" "He found what he's been looking for... what we've all been looking for." " The final piece." " I don't believe it." "It's not so much a map as a blueprint." "It's a city." "So, I was some kind of super-spy?" "One of the best." "We could use you." "The whole story's right here ..." "what you were, who you were." "I know who I am." "I'm Hank Thompson." "I've got a wife I love, a kid I adore, and every day, I wake up happy." "I can't imagine I was happy being a spy." " Um, no offense." " None taken." "Thank you, Mr. Coulson." "Thank you for... giving me a second chance, making me who I am." "You're a good man, Mr. Thompson." "You always were." "These agents will take you home now." "Sorry about the blindfold." "I understand." "Spy stuff." "Oh, uh, if you, uh..." "if you ever need any welding," " you know where to find me." " Thanks." "Sebastian Derik has been turned over to the authorities." "He had sins to atone for long before Tahiti ever happened." "But... at least he found his peace." " And you?" " The compulsion's gone." " How can you be sure?" " I can feel it." "Whatever's in our blood, it was driving us to go to that city, like homing pigeons, only we couldn't figure out what home was, so it was just driving us mad." "Once I had all the pieces... now we just need to figure out why this alien was so hell-bent on getting there." "Any news on Ward?" "We'll find him." "In the meantime we'll take advantage of his gift, Mr. Bakshi." "Here's his cellphone." "See what you can find inside." "All right." "Let's get this over with." "To answer the question on everyone's mind, no, I'm not crazy." "I know in the past few months, it may have seemed like" "I was leading you on some fool's errand, chasing after strange carvings and artifacts." "At times, I questioned it myself... wondering if I was chasing windmills, trying to solve some unsolvable puzzle." "But the pieces are coming together." "The puzzle's taking shape." "The bad news ..." "HYDRA's trying to solve the same puzzle, and they have more resources." "The good news ... we now have a piece they don't have." "Everything we've been doing, it all..." "leads here." "Our job ..." "find it before anyone else." "We'll return in a moment." "[Bill Withers' "Who is he (and what is he to you?" ")" playing]" "?" "A man we passed just tried to stare me down ?" "?" "and when I looked at you, ?" "?" "you looked at the ground ?" "?" "I don't know who he is, but I think that you do?" "?" "dad-gum it, uh ?" "?" "who is he, and what is he to you?" "?" "All right, Mr. Bakshi, I hope you weren't into selfies, or this could be embarrassing for both of us." "?" "ah, something in my heart and in your eye ?" "?" "tells me he's not someone just passing by ?" "?" "ah, and when you cleared your throat ?" " Hail HYDRA." " Hey, Skye." "?" "was that your cue?" "?" "Where are you?" "Just wanted to make sure you got my present." "I promised him a face-to-face with Coulson." "Probably not exactly what he had in mind." "I'll be sending a few other gifts your way now and then." "Like a cat bringing in dead birds?" "No, thanks." "Just trying to be helpful." "Oh, met the new recruits." "I don't think they need to hang around much longer." " Is that a threat?" " Just a suggestion." "Coulson could do better." "Then again..." "I am hard to replace." "How about you tell me where you are and we can talk about it?" "I have to go now, Skye." "I have a few personal matters to attend to." "But I'll be seeing you soon." "I promise."

"Previously on Stargate Atlantis :" "Gonna need a name." "How does mike sound ?" "The retrovirus works." "Just look at the guy." " l'm returning to what I am." " Our dear lieutenant rejoined the Wraith." "He's taken the knowledge that Atlantis still exists." "We've detected a hive ship heading towards Atlantis." "I think we can assume it's Michael." "Your retrovirus will allow us to feed off enemy Wraith." " Receiving transmission." " What is, exactly ?" "Everything you've wanted to know about Wraith technology." "Once we get in range, we beam a canister into the CO2 chamber and :" "One hive ship de-Wraithified." "There's been a change in plans." "Two hive ships on our position." "One of them is the friendly." "The queen wants you to witness the fruits of your labor." "Within the ship's schematics was a worm-like computer virus." "What did they get ?" "The location of every world in our database." "With 302s, we might take out the hyperdrive, save us some time." "Do it." "Shields are at 60 percent." " I've got incoming." " Daggers 3 and 4..." " ... try to keep these Darts off our six." " Roger that." "Half the bogeys are pursuing Daggers 3 and 4." "We got the other half hot on our tail." "I'm taking fire. I've lost a generator." "Stand by to break left on my mark." "Mark." "Fox 4." "We're in the clear." "Continue to target." "Shields are under 20 percent." "Get your flight back to the ship." "We need to jump out of here." "Two minutes and I can shut down their hyperdrives." "Unless you can shut down their weapons it's not gonna do much good." "Damn it." "Dagger 2, I could use some cover on my attack run of the target." "Roger that, leader." "I'm on my way." "The Darts are returning to the hives." "Can you go to max thrust ?" "Negative." " Head back to the Daedalus." " Roger that." "The hives are opening hyperspace windows." "Why the hell did they do that ?" "Three of our 302s are returning to Daedalus, sir." " Sheppard ?" " His fighter isn't one of them." "The only contacts I have on-screen are wreckage." " What about his locator beacon ?" " Nothing, sir." "He's just gone." "Understood." "Okay, this is new." "Colonel Caldwell, what's the status of the repairs ?" "Ongoing." "We lost a few key personnel in the attack." "Yes, we did." "I'm sorry." "So am I, but this isn't the time to mourn them." "I've just briefed General Landry." "We're to check in and advise him of our response." "I've got a broken ship and casualties." "I don't know what you have in mind- l want you to redeploy immediately." " Excuse me ?" "As long as they're still in striking distance we have to try." "You know we can't intercept them in hyperspace." " Radek ?" " Well, obviously they've upgraded their FTL drives using the information from our database." " The Aurora mission." " Obviously." "However, their ships are organic in nature." "They will need to make brief pauses to recover from hyperspace radiation." " Where and when ?" " It will take some time to calculate." " Go." " Okay." "Dr. Weir, I wanna go after these bastards as much as you do but the Daedalus is in no position to fight right now." "Our shields are depleted." "Several decks are inaccessible." "Even if we could catch up, I don't know how long we'd last." "Which is why I'm committing the Orion as well." "It was recalled the moment the virus was revealed." " It's in no better shape than Daedalus." " It will fly." "And by the time you reach the hive ships it should also be able to fight." " And if it isn't ?" " Currently, Stargate Command has no vessels capable of engaging the hive ships before they reach Earth." "They cannot be allowed to get that far, Steven." "You know what you're asking me to do ?" "I do." "There's still repairs that need to be made." "Do what you have to do." "They couldn't have." "If they deduced the location of Earth they wouldn't be able to get there, unless they..." "They downloaded something along with the hive-ship plans." "Something like spyware." "It's like when I stupidly downloaded por" "Music, when I downloaded music." "I asked them to do it." "I did this. I'm responsible for the destruction of my own planet." "Anybody was gonna do it, it'd be you." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you so much for that." "Stop worrying now." "Just focus." "On what ?" "What is there to focus on ?" "I'm stuck in a cocoon." " Getting out of here." " Right." "Of course." "Why didn't I think of that ?" "Of course." "Here goes." "Nope, still can't move." "I'm pretty sure they're struggle-proof there, big guy." "Okay, can't sit here forever." "Hit them while they're in hyperspace, they'Il never know what happened." "Is that even possible ?" "There's no reason to believe their hyperspace field is different and we can't launch 302s while in hyperspace." "I'm talking about maneuvering within the field, not passing through it." "What do you think ?" " Colonel ?" " What ?" "Yes." "He's not listening." "I gotta pay more attention to those guys." "Yes, Michael ?" "You should have told me that we were going to betray the Atlanteans." " Are you feeling sympathy for them ?" " No." "But I don't understand why I wasn't told." "I told you their plan because I believe it was a viable way" "You are only alive because you still may prove to be useful." "But I fear, Michael that the lingering stench of what they've transformed you into will never fade." "In approximately one hour, the Wraith will drop out of hyperspace here." "It's just outside of the Pegasus galaxy." "There they will pause for 15 hours." "If Daedalus and Orion break orbit on our current schedule they should reach those coordinates in just under 14 hours, best possible speed." "Narrow window." "It's the only window, sir." "Understood." "Now, the International Oversight Advisory wants you to brief them on this matter." " When would you like me to dial again ?" " You misunderstand me." "I mean in person, and I mean right now." " The president himself is-- - l can't just leave." "Not now." "I'm afraid that's not up to you." " There is far too much going on here." " Doctor." "You've done all you're going to do for now." "I need you to step through that gate." "They're waiting for you in my briefing room." "Dr. Weir ?" "I see." "Teyla, we are awaiting several teams to return from their missions." "Once that happens, I'd like to suspend gate travel till this is over." "Of course." "I'Il need you to dial in once the Daedalus is ready." "I know what to do, Élizabeth." "Of course you do." " l will see you when you return." " Thank you." "Welcome back to Earth." "Thank you, general." "It's wonderful to be here." "I can see that." "You know, I considered disobeying your order." "There wouldn't have been too much you could do." "You made the right decision in coming." "We're in the middle of a crisis." "This is absolutely" "Don't bite my head off, Élizabeth." "The recall order didn't come from me." "Who it came from doesn't matter." "What if I told you it came from the president ?" "I wouldn't believe you." "And you'd be right." "But in a couple of weeks, there could be aliens on our doorstep determined to feed on the human race." "The president had no choice but to accede to the I." "O.A.'s demand that you be brought back to explain." "So, what do they really want ?" "To point fingers, cover their asses." "I am honestly not sure how I will respond to that, sir." "They're bureaucrats, Élizabeth." "You'Il have them for breakfast." "There is work I must attend to." "Stand aside !" "Am I to sit quietly in my quarters ?" "You know, these are actually quite comfortable." "Surprisingly warm, take all the pressure off the spine." "They're as good a place as any to witness the end of humanity." "You're wasting your energy talking." "Okay, let's say a magic fairy comes down and grants you one wish, and we break out ?" "Then what, huh ?" "We're in a hive, traveling through hyperspace probably in the massive void between our two galaxies where there aren't even planets, let alone stargates." "What then, huh ?" "We fly home on the wings of imagination ?" " Is that what we do, Ronon ?" " You can sit here and die but I'm not giving up." " Oh, fine. I will." " Fine !" "Okay, time to do some damage." "Ronon, Rodney, can you hear me ?" "Rodney ?" "I know this is a long shot, but if you can hear me, please respond." "If you're near a radio, I need you to come in." "I need to know your location." "Guys ?" "Colonel Sheppard." " Is that you ?" " Who's this ?" " You know me as Michael." " Sorry, got the wrong number." "Ronon and Dr. mckay are still alive." " What are you gonna do with them ?" " If you want them to live, listen to me." "If your friends are in pursuit, you need to disable these ships for them to reach us." "If you really wanna help, why don't you just do that ?" " They would know." " Aren't you " they" ou " ?" "Please believe me when I say I was as deceived as you were." "Oh, I don't know." "I was pretty deceived." "It seems that because of what you did to me the Wraith no longer see me as one of their own." "That's why you wanna help, because you don't feel welcome." " We don't have time to discuss this." " Sure we do." "I've got a good three hours of air left." " Where are you ?" " Wouldn't you like to know ?" "I need to know what level you're on so I can guide you from there." "You mean trust you ?" "Are you in a position not to ?" "I've got you right where l want you." "I doubt I will be allowed to live much longer and yet I very much want to continue living." "If you want to survive as I do then I suggest you tell me where you are." "I'm outside the hive in a 302 about to blast your ship." "You still wanna help ?" "Targeting the ventral hyperdrive would be most effective." "Yeah, that's what I was thinking." "Then I suggest you act now before you are discovered." "The leader of the hive presented a scenario which made it seem we were under a time constraint." "To speed up the problem solving, we distributed the file." "And played right into their hands." "Yes." "In fairness, Dr. Weir kept us informed of every action they took along the way." "And we supported her recommendations, I know." "But clearly, we were not in possession of all of the facts." "Obviously, neither were we, ambassador." "What measures have you taken to prevent the Wraith from reaching Earth ?" "I was coordinating a strike when you recalled me." "With what ?" " With everything we've got." " Is that wise ?" "General Landry has informed me that in light of fleet resources committed to fighting the Ori the weapons platform in Antarctica powered by a pair of Mark-ll generators would be Earth's only defense." "I believe it would be better to stop them while they're within reach of Atlantis." "Wouldn't it have been more prudent to send the ZPM back to Earth on the Daedalus ensuring successful operation of the weapons platform when the Wraith arrive ?" "The Daedalus suffered severe damage during the first battle." "A long journey at full power was out of the question." "There is no way of knowing how much faster the Wraith ships have become." "You'd risk the lives of everyone aboard those ships in order to undo your mistake ?" "Daedalus is in orbit above Atlantis, performing emergency repairs." "There is still time to beam the ZPM aboard." "But either plan will require Daedalus to break orbit within the next hour." "Then if you'Il excuse us, we need some time to discuss our options." "I have instructed Atlantis to contact the SGC when both Daedalus and Orion are ready to leave." "If you'd like to overturn my standing orders at that time, go ahead." "But you will have to fire me first." "Wonder what they'Il do to us." "Feed on us probably." "I mean, that's..." "That's what they do." "It's not gonna come to that." "Maybe." "Earth will probably mount some kind of defense." "In which case, death would be instantaneous." "Unless we're trapped on a deck with a fire or something." "Then we'd be burned alive." "Well, burned alive or suffocate." "I wonder which would be worse :" "Being life-sucked by the Wraith, or burned alive." "I couldn't consider two worse options." " Stop talking." " Okay, you know what ?" "Make me." "What are you doing ?" "Where did you get that ?" "I was trying to get my hand free so I could get it." "Would it have killed you to tell me ?" "Maybe I would have if you'd shut up for more than a minute." "What ?" "Don't just stand there." "Cut me loose." "Only if you put an end to all this " we're gonna die, there's no hope " talk." "Well, now there's hope." "Get ready." "A little help with this ?" " It's freezing out here." " Would you prefer to go back in ?" " No." " So now what ?" " What ?" " How do we get out of here ?" " Well, I don't" " What ?" " You said no more death talk." " Okay." "We're out of the cocoons." "So what ?" "We're still on the ship." "There's no way off it." " Well, any survivable way." " You'Il think of something." " It's not a question of thinking." " You'Il think of something." "Fine." "Can we at least go somewhere else ?" "Can you get this off me ?" "It's down my back." "It's down my back." "Just..." "So, what do they wanna do ?" "They're still arguing about it." " Of course they are." " Incoming wormhole." "This is Atlantis." "We have a scheduled check-in with Dr. Weir." "Stand by, Atlantis." "They haven't reached a decision." "And they don't want to, Mr. Woolsey." "If they agree or disagree with me, then they have to take some responsibility." "They'd rather have someone to blame." "I give this order either way, they have a scapegoat." "It's all part of the game." "Ma'am ?" "Teyla." "Yes, Élizabeth." "Tell Colonel Caldwell to proceed with the mission as planned..." " ... and Godspeed." " I will tell him." "Hermiod, what's our status ?" "Shields are at full strength." "I've rerouted nonessential power in order to ensure power levels for a longer period." "I want all missile tubes loaded with Mark-lll tactical warheads." " That would be every one." " l'm aware of that." "Disable all firing safeties to launch every one of our missiles..." " ... the moment we exit hyperspace." " l'm not sure that's possible." " Make it possible, please." " Yes, sir." "major Lorne, we're approaching our T-zero." "Zelenka says she'Il fly, sir, but as of right now that's about all she can do." "You'Il have 13 hours to get your weapons and shields online." "We need to leave now to make this window." "Are you go or no-go ?" "We're a go, sir." "Very well." "On my mark :" "Three, two, one, mark." "You sure McKay and Ronon are nowhere near the area I'm about to light up ?" "I'm certain." "Good luck." "Thanks." "It'Il be a walk in the park." "A very scary park filled with monsters who are trying to kill me." " I don't understand." " Never mind." "Operation This-Will-Most-Likely-End-Badly is a go." "Target is destroyed." "Disable the second hive quickly." "Their fighters will be headed your way." "How about this help you were talking about ?" " I told you, target the hyperdrive." " l already knew that." " There's nothing I can do." " Like hell there isn't." "Call off the Darts." "They won't listen to me." "This is not helpful, Michael." "Dr. Weir ?" "What can I do for you, Mr. Woolsey ?" "The ambassadors have finished convening." "Oh, good timing." "Yes." "They'd like to continue debriefing you now." " Yeah, I bet they would." " Excuse me ?" "No. I'm not gonna sit there and have them rake me over the coals about every decision I've made that they don't agree with in hindsight." "I have the greatest respect for you but as far as the I." "O.A. is concerned you're not exactly the employee of the month." "If the Wraith make it to Earth, keeping my job will be the least of my concerns." " And if your plan succeeds ?" " Then I expect to keep my job, yes." "Because I did what they apparently are incapable of doing. I made a decision." "The fact is, at this point, there is nothing more we can do but wait and see what happens." "But give them my best." "We have been walking around here for a day and I haven't seen one exit sign." "Sooner or later, I'Il have to eat something." " l think I have a plan." " You ?" "Really ?" " You know a lot about these ships, right ?" " Maybe." "Why ?" "If I get you to a panel, how much damage could you do ?" " What ?" " Overload the engines and blow the ship ?" " How is that an escape plan ?" " l never said it was." " That's a plan ?" " You said there's no way out." " If we're dead, let's take them with us." " l'd rather die a hero than a meal." " You can do it ?" " Yeah, probably." "Now you're talking." "You should not be here." "She asked me to question the prisoner." "If you'd prefer to discuss it with her..." "Release him." "I will take him from here." "You had me worried there." "You've slowed them down, at least for a little while." "We need to get to a ship, hope your friends find us." "Not till we free Ronon and McKay." "We're headed toward them now." "Now, that's what I call help." "Exiting hyperspace in 10 seconds." "Launch the moment the target's acquired." "Don't wait." "Five, four, three" " Missiles are away." " Dart activity ?" "Quite a number of them." "They're moving to intercept our missiles." "Now would be a good time, Orion." "What the hell ?" "One of your ships has launched an attack." "Their strike inflicted damage on this hive." "Good." "The other was undamaged." "Your vessel's continuing to engage." "Are you gonna go through the play-by-play or get out of here ?" "This way." " Ship's engaged in battle." " With who ?" " Doesn't matter." " Matters to us." " Why ?" " If it's our guys our chance went back above zero, fractionally." "If it's our guys, all the more reason to damage this ship and help them." "Move it." "One missile got through, sir." "One of the Wraith ships suffered damage but the other one" "The Orion has arrived." "The hive is moving to intercept." " They launched their weapons ?" " Negative, sir." "Open a secure channel." "major Lorne, now would be a good time to open fire." "Yes, I was thinking the same." "I gave the order, but nothing happened." "Zelenka ?" "I'm trying !" "We're having difficulty transferring power from shields to weapons." " There's a hive bearing on your position." " Yes, sir." "I see." " Stand by." "Doc, you're killing us." " Okay. I have it." "Firing drones." "The remaining hive is shifting their attack to Orion." "Move to intercept." "Orion has no shields." "We're not gonna make it there in time, sir." "Where are they ?" "I'm sorry." "They must have been taken for feeding." "No, no." "These were cut from the inside." "They escaped." "They could be anywhere on this ship." "Well, that's a start." "Why ?" "What could their objective possibly be ?" "If I know Ronon, they're somewhere they can do much damage." "And McKay would know where and how to do that, so..." "There's a control station this way." "One more shot, that's all I'm asking." "I just cannot give you what I don't have." "There's too much damage." "We need to abandon ship." " Listen to me." " We sacrificed our shield capability for that first salvo." "This ship is going to blow any moment, major." "Caldwell, I'm afraid we've done everything we can on our end." "Request immediate beam out to Daedalus." "Get them over here." "Their operating system is a mess." "Thank goodness I remember DOS." " Trust me, that was hilarious." " Have you done it yet ?" "Look, this ship has been seriously damaged." "It's hard for me to find something to overload." "Let Mikey try." " He's helping us." " Where did you come from ?" "I latched onto the hull before it went into hyperspace." " Nice move." " Saw it in a movie once." " We gotta get to the Daedalus." " The Daedalus is here ?" " We need to get to the transport." " Why should I trust you ?" "Because I'm trusting you." "Because I said so." " l don't like this." " You got a better idea ?" "We take the ship on our own and leave him here." "He's the reason I'm alive now." "I don't think that's possible." "It took days to crack the Dart interface." " This ship is bigger." " l don't like it." " Yeah, I get it." "You hate the Wraith." " Him in particular." "Is there anything to boost a signal ?" "I wanna reach the Daedalus as soon as possible." " Well, I could try." " Hang on." "They'Il open fire on us the second we leave the bay." "Oh, great." "The day just gets better and better." " Sorry, sir." "We did our best." " Nothing to apologize for." "Bring guns to bear on the Dart bays." "Hold fire till I order." "Channel every ounce of power to the forward shield until then." "I have a contact." "Single Wraith ship, possibly a transport." "Just left the hive and is on a course for us." " It's broadcasting on our frequencies." " What do they want ?" " Maybe they want to surrender ?" " Not likely." "Let's hear it." "This is Sheppard, authentication code Alpha-Seven-Tango-Three." "Please respond." "Open a channel." "Colonel Sheppard, we'd written you off." "Don't get all emotional on me now." "I've got mckay, Ronon and michael aboard a Wraith transport." " Michael ?" " Yes, sir." "He's got a plan you'Il like." "It won't be long before they start shooting at us." " The hive opened fire on the transport." " Beam them directly to the bridge." " Colonel." " You said something about a plan ?" "I've disabled their jamming code." "It's a matter of time before they realize." " All you have to do is send a nuke." " We deployed all our warheads." " The hive is launching Darts." " Open up on those bays, all batteries." "Shut that off !" " Report." " The plan worked, sir." "The concentrated fire on the bays created secondary explosions." " They've stopped firing." " Nice work, colonel." "A draw is a win for our side." "Ship status ?" "Shields completely depleted." "We're venting atmosphere." "Seal off all affected decks." "That last blast took out life support." "The backups aren't responding." "Right now, we're shallow-breathing." " Meaning ?" " Meaning that in under nine hours we're all gonna suffocate." "As long as we don't worry about shields and weapons we may be able to cannibalize parts from other systems in order to create a CO2 filtration system." "By the time we got that up and running the CO2 levels will overwhelm any makeshift scrubbers we concoct." " But it's worth a try." " Yes, but regardless we need more electricians and welders than are certified on this ship." "Anyone, and I mean anyone, who took shop needs to report to us." " Teams assembling on every deck." " Good, good." "Now we're talking." "How many more of these do we have ?" " Twenty in total." " How many people onboard ?" "In and around the 200 mark." "Buddy-breathing our way through is out of the question." " l'm afraid so, sir." "Yes." " Okay, fine." "They're for people working on life support." " We need those people clear-headed." " By " those people" ou " ?" " ?" " l'Il be one." " How many levels inaccessible ?" " Seven." " We need to find out if there's pockets of atmosphere." "We may squeeze another hour..." " ... from the regions sealed off." " We can't transfer the O2..." " ... where we need." " We could" "We'Il be able to access panels closed off." "Get Sheppard in a 302." "He can eyeball it from the outside." "I'Il take this." "These sections are completely open to space, Rodney." "There aren't even pockets you could beam into." "What about an EVA ?" "Space suits were stored in those sections." " All right, I'm heading back." " Copy that." "Have you tried routing from the inertial-- ?" "Yes, yes, yes." "We have tried everything." "Subspace communications ?" "We are floating between two galaxies, Radek." "Atlantis has no ship to send." "Even if we were able to repair the array and get a message back to Earth it would still take them weeks to get a rescue here." "I wasn't thinking of rescue." "I was thinking of telling them that we've stopped the Wraith." "Letting someone know the sacrifice we've done." "Well, a noble sentiment, but I would prefer to dedicate my last breath of air to getting more air." "Wait a second." "The only air within light years is on the Wraith ship." "There's also Wraith aboard that Wraith ship, doctor." "So we take them." "Beam an assault team in." "You would be far outnumbered." "Well, we're dead here." "I'Il take my chances." "I admire your courage, colonel, but you would be dead there as surely as here." "Unless we send over the gas." "Yes, yes, yes." "That could work." "The retrovirus gas would make them virtually harmless." " Do we still have it onboard ?" " Yes, we do." "Michael's disabled their jamming codes" " We finish the plan we started." " We beam over the gas and wait." "We wait long enough, they won't wanna put up a fight." "They'Il be humans with no memories." "I might actually survive this." "We're almost out of air." "The retrovirus takes 10 hours to run its course." "Yeah, well, we'Il rotate the crew in and out of the 302s." "If this works, can you fly the hive ship ?" "I could." "What do you say, colonel ?" "Weaps, get us within beaming range of the hive." "Yes, sir." " Anything ?" " No." "No contacts yet." "Our tests of the Mark-ll generator and the chair in Antarctica are promising." "" Promising. " That doesn't sound very promising." "We're fairly confident the Ancient weapon will take care of the hive ships but doing so will probably require the last of our drones and there goes our secret weapon." "We'd really rather not have to do that." "How'd it go with the I." "O. A ?" "Oh, you know." "I mean, does anyone ever come out of an I." "O.A. deposition saying :" "" That went well" ou " ?" "No, I don't suppose they do." "It was what it was." "At least most of the time you're a galaxy away." "That Woolsey guy is here almost every other week." "I think they're gonna ask me to step down." "Well, if they're just gonna ask, you can always say no." "I messed this one up, general." "Yeah, you did." "I lost some of the best people" "You proceeded with the blessing of the I." "O.A." "And Stargate Command, as I recall." "Somehow, that doesn't seem to help much." "Success is not final." "Failure is not fatal." "It's the courage to continue that counts." "And I think you've got that in spades." " Churchill ?" " Yeah." "Except for that last part about you." "That was all me." " Get some sleep, Élizabeth." " Yes, sir." "Our CO2 levels are getting dangerous, sir." "The gas has barely had a chance to run its course." "We don't have much of a choice." "We gotta go now." "Some of them are dead." "Looks like they killed each other." "What's happened ?" "All right." "It's all right." "Find a holding area." "Start marshaling the survivors there." "The queen's chamber should be that way." "Hello ?" "You all right ?" "It's okay." "You're gonna be all right now." "Didn't work on her." "Beckett wondered if the females would be immune." "Something you might've mentioned before she almost killed me." " l only thought of it now." " Colonel Sheppard." "So far we haven't run into a single Wraith, sir." "Understood." "Sheppard to Daedalus." " Go ahead." " You can start sending people over." "They're all human and the air is good." "I think we're out of the woods." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"

"(thunder crashes)" "(clears throat)" "(both shivering)" "MALORY:" "Woodhouse?" "WOODHOUSE:" "Mum." "MALORY:" "If I see this glass empty again, I will be very unhappy." "WOODHOUSE:" "Perish the thought, mum." "MALORY:" "Now, then." "Who'd like to go first?" "(Cyril coughs)" "No?" "All right, then I will." "Idiots!" "(both yelling)" "Thank you, dear." "For a moment there, I thought" "I was going to be unhappy." "Now, then." "Who's next?" "ARCHER:" "Okay, so, uh..." "I guess I'll go if..." "MALORY:" "If I can just stop you there." "Will you please cover yourself?" "!" "CHERLENE:" "With what?" "I don't have any..." "(spraying)" "There." "Happy?" "MALORY:" "No!" "I didn't mean with whipped cream!" "PAM:" "It's actually whipped cocaine, so... (Malory groans) MALORY:" "That explains where some of it went." "CHERLENE:" "Mmm, and the tingly numbness of my nipples." "MALORY:" "And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?" "CHERLENE:" "Duh, we were shooting my album cover." "KRIEGER:" "Yes!" "Good, yes, that is perfect!" "PAM:" "Perfect for what?" "Come on, it's an album cover, not a..." "Amish Bible!" "PAM:" "You got to sex that shit up sexy." "KRIEGER:" "Um..." "CHERLENE:" "I think it's pretty sexy." "PAM:" "You think that's sexy?" "With the rocket pops... outside of you." "CHERLENE:" "I mean..." "KRIEGER:" "But if she eats them, we lose the whole red, white and... okay..." "PAM:" "Yeah, not talking about eating them." "CHERLENE:" "Wait, what are you..." "You want me to put a rocket pop in my vagina?" "!" "PAM:" "Well, for starters." "But let's not rule anything out." "You know?" "Let's kind of see where that leads." "We've got a shitload of film." "KRIEGER:" "I'm supposed to have film in this?" "CHERLENE:" "Goddamn it!" "PAM:" "Krieger!" "LANA:" "So, I have a question." "PAM:" "The butthole, Lana, is what I was..." "LANA:" "Yeah, I got that." "But do you think the cover for a country album should be hardcore...?" "What do you even call that?" "Food porn?" "PAM:" "I do." "LANA:" "You think it makes a good country album cover or you call it food porn?" "PAM:" "Yes." "LANA:" "Are you...?" "(Cherlene squealing) CHERLENE:" "These things are freezing!" "KRIEGER:" "Film, film, film, film, film!" "LANA:" "Quit putting rocket pops in your ass!" "CHERLENE:" "I'm eating them." "Jesus, what is wrong with you?" "LANA:" "I guess I just don't get art." "PAM:" "You obviously don't." "And it's not that we don't appreciate criticism." "It just needs to be constructive." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, Lana." "MALORY:" "Shut up." "And then tell me what happened to the hundred pounds of..." "BOTH:" "Kilos." "MALORY:" "Kilos, thank you, shut up." "Of cocaine that you took to" "Colombia." "LANA:" "Which..." "MALORY:" "Lana, when I want you to talk, I will tell you, and until then, zip it!" "LANA:" "Wha...?" "What did I do?" "MALORY:" "Nothing!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah, Lana." "MALORY:" "Which is why these feckless idiots lost 200 kilos of cocaine!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah, La..." "Oh." "Uh, okay, technically, but then we stole a plane loaded with, like, twice as much cocaine!" "MALORY:" "Is this the part where you tell me to look under my seat?" "ARCHER:" "No, unfortunately we ran into some..." "CYRIL:" "Assholishness." "(all yelling)" "RAY:" "Archer, I swear to God!" "I will crash this plane right into the goddamn ocean!" "ARCHER:" "I'll take my chances with the ocean!" "The ocean isn't full of alligators!" "And do not even think about it," "Cyril!" "CYRIL:" "Ray, what do I do?" "!" "RAY:" "Uh..." "I guess hang on." "(grunts) ARCHER and CYRIL:" "Whoa!" "(both grunting) RAY:" "Sorry, Cyril." "ARCHER:" "Ow." "CYRIL:" "Oh, shut up." "It's your own fault." "ARCHER:" "Debatable." "CYRIL:" "No, it's..." "ARCHER:" "Shut up." "Come on, Ray, there has to be somewhere to land besides the middle of the damn Everglades." "RAY:" "Well, not within fuel range, so..." "ARCHER:" "And who's fault is that?" "RAY:" "Isaac goddamn Newton!" "You see that airstrip?" "The one that's circled?" "That's the only one in range, and we've only, barely, got enough fuel to make it there, so..." "ARCHER:" "But Miami's, like, right over here." "CYRIL:" "We can't land at a real airport!" "Even if Ray had filed a flight plan..." "ARCHER:" "Why didn't you file a flight plan?" "!" "That's like Airplane Stuff 101." "CYRIL:" "Not when the airplane is stolen and crammed full of guns and cocaine!" "ARCHER:" "Ah." "I will concede that point." "RAY:" "Damn it." "ARCHER:" "What's up?" "CYRIL:" "What's going on?" "RAY:" "Burning too much fuel-- we're heavy." "CYRIL:" "What do you mean, heavy?" "ARCHER:" "You said we had enough fuel to..." "RAY:" "I said barely!" "I bet the Colombians didn't count on three passengers." "CYRIL (sobbing):" "Oh, my God, we're gonna crash!" "ARCHER:" "Cyril, do not panic." "Just get out." "CYRIL:" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Do the right thing," "Cyril." "You have nothing to live for." "CYRIL:" "Get your hands off me." "ARCHER:" "Okay, relax." "Jesus." "Whatever happened to Team Archer?" "CYRIL:" "Please tell me that was never a real thing to you." "ARCHER:" "Eh..." "I mean..." "RAY:" "Hello?" "Time's a bit of a factor here!" "ARCHER:" "Cyril, for the love of God, man, jump!" "CYRIL:" "Just throw out the cocaine." "ARCHER:" "What?" "!" "No!" "I'm not telling Mother I lost the original hundred pounds of..." "CYRIL and RAY:" "Kilos!" "ARCHER: ...whatever unit of measurement-- of cocaine!" "Plus, all this cocaine!" "Do you have any idea how mad she'd be?" "RAY:" "Well, the alternative is a belly-landing in a swamp filled with alligators!" "ARCHER:" "No." "No, no, no." "No." "What if, um..." "CYRIL:" "Archer!" "Alligators or your mother!" "ARCHER:" "What's the difference?" "They're both cold-blooded prehistoric monsters." "(Malory clears throat loudly)" "MALORY:" "Excuse me?" "ARCHER:" "I meant the pain of disappointing you would..." "bite... alligator... ish... ly." "MALORY:" "Uh-huh." "ARCHER:" "Anyway, right about then..." "RAY:" "Okay, I can see the airstrip." "CYRIL:" "Well, can we make it?" "RAY:" "Maybe, if you..." "ARCHER:" "Wait!" "Ray, you said the Colombians were flying to this airstrip?" "RAY:" "Yes!" "Why do you think it's marked on the chart, you idiot?" "ARCHER:" "Okay, well, let's circle back to who's an idiot, and talk about who's probably waiting at this airstrip." "(Cyril gasps) RAY:" "Dukes." "ARCHER:" "And what their reaction will be to three total strangers showing up in their plane without their coke." "CYRIL:" "They'll kill us!" "RAY:" "Well... maybe not." "ARCHER:" "Wait, why?" "CYRIL:" "Why maybe not?" "(sputtering) (Archer and Cyril shout)" "RAY:" "Because that." "(sputtering)" "(Archer and Cyril shout) And that." "Happy?" "ARCHER:" "What, like, in general or...?" "MALORY:" "Ooh, this is exciting." "I hope everyone dies." "ARCHER:" "Uh, we obviously d..." "Oh." "Hardy har, Mother." "(slurps)" "MALORY:" "And so our heroes, such as they are, have run out of fuel and... what." "RAY:" "No, no, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "CYRIL:" "Throwing out the guns!" "RAY:" "No, no, no, no, no!" "You're screwing the trim all to hell!" "ARCHER (chuckles):" "This no-phrasing thing is killing me." "RAY:" "Best case, our glide ratio's maybe ten-to-one." "But it's a lot less with the damn door hanging..." "Oh, no, no, no!" "(automatic gunfire) CYRIL:" "Yeah!" "ARCHER:" "Woooooo!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "(Archer and Cyril grunt) RAY:" "You idiots!" "CYRIL:" "What did I do?" "ARCHER:" "Don't." "There's no talking to when he gets like this." "RAY:" "Dump the damn guns!" "CYRIL:" "Uh, I am, if you'd shut up!" "ARCHER:" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cyril!" "CYRIL:" "What?" "Archer!" "RAY:" "We're coming in!" "Brace for landing!" "ARCHER:" "Tell you in a minute." "RAY:" "Gear down!" "(Cyril moans) RAY (strained):" "We're not gonna make it." "(Cyril whimpers)" "ARCHER:" "Exciting, isn't it?" "(Cyril yelping)" "(Archer chuckling) ARCHER:" "Oh, so, Cyril... what I was gonna say was..." "maybe don't throw out all the guns because you know what they say... it's better to have a gun and not need it than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head there's a" "million more dicks, like, uh, if you cut open a golf ball, only instead of those little rubber bands in there, it's just, you know..." "CYRIL:" "Dicks?" "ARCHER:" "Oh, so you have heard that." "MALORY:" "And so Gillette lands safely" " I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust-- and then what happens?" "CYRIL (chuckles):" "Yeah, tell her what happens next." "ARCHER:" "I will if you shut your... mouth." "(quietly):" "Okay, listen up." "Say what you will about my skills as a drug kingpin..." "RAY:" "You don't have any." "CYRIL:" "Completely nonexistent." "ARCHER:" "Are you done?" "RAY and CYRIL:" "Yes." "ARCHER:" "Good, because if there's one thing I'm good at, out of the million other things I'm good at, it's infiltrating the enemy with an assumed identity." "RAY:" "Named Randy." "ARCHER:" "Named shut up, it's not always Randy." "GILLETTE (chuckling):" "Oh, my" "God." "CYRIL:" "Always." "(others agreeing) ARCHER:" "That's because" "Randy's awesome!" "And I'm the best in the world at this, so shut up and follow my lead." "Hey, guy... (grunts) (Ray and Cyril squeak)" "SLATER:" "Anybody else in there?" "RAY and CYRIL:" "No." "(others reacting in shock)" "MALORY:" "Sterling, how are you not dead?" "ARCHER (sighs):" "Because I didn't get shot with buckshot." "I got beanbagged." "(Pam growls)" "Beanbagged, Pam." "(others gasp, groan)" "MALORY:" "Oh, my God." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, I could've died." "CYRIL (scoffs):" "It was a beanbag." "ARCHER:" "Medical fact, Cyril." "If you get hit in the chest between heartbeats, you can die." "Go ask Houdini." "PAM (chuckling):" "Ask him what, how to get AIDS?" "MALORY (sighs):" "So who were these goons?" "ARCHER:" "They were..." "They kind of looked ex-military, now that you mention it." "MALORY:" "American." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, and the leader's name was..." "SLATER:" "Slater." "Just call me Slater." "And sorry about the beanbag." "Man, that must kill." "ARCHER:" "Yeah." "Yeah, you hear beanbag," you think Beanie Baby, not... internal bleeding." "SLATER:" "Well, the door was shot off, and we didn't know who you were." "Still don't, I guess, formally, uh..." "ARCHER:" "Uh, Rand... o." "SLATER:" "Rando." "ARCHER:" "Yep." "SLATER:" "Rando...?" "ARCHER:" "Uh, no, that's it." "It's a mononym, like Cher." "CYRIL:" "Pliny." "RAY:" "Cantinflas!" "SLATER:" "I know what "mononym"" "means." "What I don't know is who you people are." "ARCHER:" "Uh, I'm Rando" " I think we covered that fairly well-- and these are the, uh," "McCracken brothers, Phil and Odie." "CYRIL:" "Hello." "RAY:" "Odie, hush." "SLATER:" "So why do you guys have my cocaine?" "ARCHER:" "We..." "SLATER:" "I'm not done." "ARCHER:" "Sorry." "SLATER:" "What have you done with Gomez..." "What, you're just not gonna answer?" "ARCHER:" "Oh!" "S-Sorry." "You kind of trailed off like there was, like, a third..." "SLATER:" "Why do you have my cocaine and where the hell is Gomez, full goddamn stop!" "ARCHER:" "Gomez was gonna steal it." "SLATER:" "Says who?" "ARCHER (chuckles): "Who."" "Nice." "Anyway, they called us in, uh, to address that, which we did and now we're here and..." "Full stop?" "TOUGH GUY:" "Okay, this is the last of it." "The weight's good." "We tested ten of the bricks." "Looks like it's all here." "SLATER:" "Well, either you guys are the shittiest coke thieves on the planet..." "CYRIL (chuckles):" "Which we are not." "(chuckles) You know, I mean, if that was..." "I mean, if we put our minds to it." "Look, here's the thing about the McCracken brothers..." "ARCHER:" "Odie, hush!" "Uh, you were saying?" "SLATER:" "Hey, between you and me, I thought Gomez was hinky from the get-go and, since the coke's all here, let's get you fellas loaded." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, now you're talking." "About something else entirely." "Apparently." "SLATER (chuckles):" "What, did you nerf-nuts think I was talking about getting drunk?" "ARCHER:" "Uh, yeah, on money." "SLATER (laughing):" "Oh, man, classic Rando." "And don't worry, Calderon's good for the money." "At least for now." "Am I right, fellas?" "ARCHER:" "Are you?" "SLATER (laughs):" "Classic Rando." "ARCHER (chuckles):" "Yeah, Rando's awesome." "SLATER:" "So, obviously you're not gonna be able to pressurize this baby, so, uh..." "RAY:" "I'll keep it under 8,000." "SLATER:" "Still gonna freeze your asses off." "Good thing you're flying south, huh?" "ARCHER:" "Mmm... yep." "SLATER:" "You do know where you're going, right?" "ARCHER:" "I absolutely know where we're going." "CYRIL:" "Yeah, back home to ask Mommy what to do." "ARCHER:" "Hey, shut up!" "CYRIL:" "You shut up!" "ARCHER:" "Ow. (grunts) Ma, they done killed old Rando." "LANA:" "So, you leave here with a bunch of the first load of cocaine, which just mysteriously appeared at ISIS and that Malory swears wasn't hers..." "MALORY:" "Because it most certainly was not!" "CYRIL:" "Wait, then where did it come from?" "MALORY:" "Obviously from Sterling." "ARCHER:" "Obviously from Mother." "MALORY and ARCHER:" "No, not from me!" "Well, I certainly..." "(high-pitched whistle)" "(others groaning) LANA:" "Sorry to break that up." "I love Freaky Friday as much as the next gal, but let's just press on, operating under the assumption that one, or more likely both, of you are lying and that..." "MALORY and ARCHER:" "Lana, I swear..." "LANA (whistles):" "Pressing on." "So then you stumble into another bunch of cocaine in the jungle and then continue stumbling into a beanbagging arms dealer, so that now, almost inexplicably, we have enough weapons to invade Quebec." "KRIEGER:" "Wait, literally?" "LANA:" "No, Krieger, not literally." "PAM:" "Aww." "CHERLENE:" "Lame." "KRIEGER:" "Well, if we ever do, the best time to invade is right after brunch, when they're all logy." "LANA:" "Archer?" "ARCHER:" "I don't know." "I mean, it couldn't hurt, but..." "LANA:" "Still talking about this." "Not invading Quebec." "ARCHER:" "Oh, yeah, then they loaded the plane with the weapons, said we were heading south and that Calderon would pay us." "LANA:" "Calderon?" "(gasps) As in Gustavo Calderon?" "ARCHER (burps):" "Should I know who that is?" "CYRIL:" "How could you not?" "ARCHER:" "I don't know, Cyril." "Maybe I was busy saving your life once, and then you shot me." "MALORY:" "Gustavo Calderon, aka Baby Gus, is the president of" "San Marcos." "(Archer burps)" "ARCHER:" "Should I know..." "MALORY:" "Oh for God's sake," "Sterling, it's a country in Central America." "ARCHER:" "Mm, not according to this." "LANA:" "Because that thing's a hundred years old." "It still says "German East Africa."" "KRIEGER:" "We will never recognize Tanganyika!" "LANA:" "Well, it's Tanzania now, so..." "PAM:" "Aww." "CHERLENE:" "Lame." "KRIEGER:" "Well, whatever, as long as they don't nationalize the ivory trade." "I don't think my portfolio can take the hit." "LANA:" "Trust me, San Marcos is a country." "MALORY:" "And it's in the middle of a civil war." "Communist rebels are tearing through the countryside like..." "like..." "PAM:" "Cows." "Bees." "Hang on." "Bees." "MALORY (sighs):" "How do you not know about San Marcos?" "It's all over the news every night." "ANCHORMAN: from San Marcos tonight, as the Communist rebel forces consolidate their gains in the countryside, and now prepare to move on the capital." "We spoke with President Gustavo" "Calderon, seen here volunteering at the hospital, comforting the wounded." "CALDERON:" "Oh, hello, I did not see you there." "I was comforting this brave young man here, the fruit of San Marcos, wounded by a Communist sneeper." "I think he has died." "Yes." "But let me say this, to the" "Communists who are murdering our brave young fruits, and to the puppet masters in Moscow and the capital of China, you cannot kill the spirit of San Mar..." "PAM:" "Aww." "CHERLENE:" "Lame." "As in who cares." "MALORY:" "The United States." "Apparently Calderon is barely clinging to power." "ARCHER:" "Huh." "You think this is somehow related?" "(chuckles)" "I'm kidding, obviously." "RAY:" "Are you?" "PAM:" "Yeah, right." "LANA:" "I don't think you are." "ARCHER:" "Yes, I'm kidding." "Because you want to know what I really think is going on here?" "CHERLENE:" "You're all jealous!" "My album's coming out, and it's gonna be huge, and you're all jealous, and so you just want to ruin it for me." "MALORY:" "Why would I want to ruin your album?" "I get 50% of the profits." "LANA:" "Archer?" "ARCHER:" "I don't know, maybe a little jealous." "It's an exciting time for her." "LANA:" "This." "Still talking about this." "ARCHER:" "Oh, right, right, right." "So what I think is..." "MALORY:" "I think you've managed to stumble backwards into a CIA-backed, anti-Communist, drugs-for-arms operation." "ARCHER:" "Wow, that actually makes more sense." "LANA:" "Than...?" "ARCHER:" "No, no, let's just go with her thing." "CYRIL:" "Which, if it's true, is..." "MALORY:" "Wonderful." "CYRIL:" "I was going to say terrible." "MALORY:" "Because you are a timid man, Cyril." "CYRIL:" "What?" "No, I'm not." "PAM (laughing):" "Dude, your balls are made of pussy." "(Archer laughs) ARCHER:" "Aah!" "Ow." "Oh." "All kidding aside, I maybe should go to a hospital." "MALORY:" "Cyril, this is an opportunity to finally make some money." "Even if we had a buyer for the cocaine, do we even still have half of it left?" "KRIEGER:" "Eh..." "MALORY:" "What?" "KRIEGER:" "It's, um, you know, not..." "It's..." "MALORY:" "Krieger!" "KRIEGER:" "Mm?" "MALORY:" "Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you." "KRIEGER:" "Well, no, if you literally emas... (coughs) Okay, so, for a few weeks, I've been working on a bit of a side project." "I give you..." "the Red Kriegtober." "LANA:" "Um..." "KRIEGER:" "Or the Red" "OctKrieger." "I can't decide." "It's a narco-sub." "For transporting cocaine." "It's totally undetectable by the Coast Guard." "Thoughts?" "LANA:" "How you gonna get it out of here?" "KRIEGER:" "Hm?" "LANA:" "How does that thing leave this room?" "KRIEGER:" "Goddamn it!" "MALORY:" "Oh, for the..." "How much money did you waste on that little boondoggle?" "KRIEGER:" "Well, it's not that so much as..." "MALORY:" "Krieger?" "KRIEGER:" "Well, I needed ballast, and what better to simulate bricks of cocaine than, you know, bricks of cocaine?" "MALORY:" "Krieger..." "KRIEGER:" "And when I realized it would never feel the wind on its face, or taste the salty spray of the sea, I..." "I... (explosions) MALORY:" "You what?" "KRIEGER:" "I blew it up!" "Goddamn you all to hell, I blew it up!" "(all exclaiming)" "CHERLENE:" "I'm not cleaning it up." "PAM:" "You mean it's all gone?" "KRIEGER:" "I... (sniffles)" "No, no, not all of it." "(Pam sobbing)" "PAM:" "Why?" "KRIEGER:" "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "There, there." "MALORY:" "Woodhouse, dear, I need some more ice." "WOODHOUSE:" "Straightaway, mum." "MALORY:" "Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor." "CYRIL:" "Whoa." "RAY:" "Just calm down." "ARCHER:" "Whoa, whoa..." "LANA:" "You're not emasculating" "Krieger." "KRIEGER:" "What the hell was the mirror for?" "MALORY:" "So you could watch." "(thunder rumbles) (Krieger squeaks)" "(Malory sighs) MALORY:" "The perfect ending to the perfect..." "(laughs)" "I almost said "evening." More like months, though, isn't it?" "Since we started scrabbling for coins because the damn government took away our... everything." "They took everything." "And the only thing that was left, you idiots either lost, gave away, ate or just blew up and sank." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, Krieger." "LANA:" "Archer." "MALORY:" "And so, starting now, in addition to the country music business, which..." "CHERLENE:" "Right?" "MALORY:" "We are in the arms business." "KRIEGER:" "There's still a little cocaine left." "LANA:" "Krieger." "ARCHER:" "Yeah, Krieger." "LANA:" "And do we want to talk about this or..." "MALORY:" "You're welcome to." "I, personally, am going to bed." "It's been a long night." "ARCHER:" "Oh, yeah, wh-why are you all dressed up?" "MALORY:" "Well, not that it's any of anyone's business, but I had dinner with Ron." "ARCHER:" "What?" "CHERLENE:" "Ooh." "CYRIL:" "Sounds delightful." "ARCHER:" "Wait-- you're still getting divorced, right?" "MALORY:" "No." "We have decided to give it another chance, and so we will be going to marriage counseling and... (mumbles)" "ARCHER:" "Wait, what?" "PAM:" "Huh?" "CYRIL:" "Marriage counseling and what?" "ARCHER:" "I didn't catch that." "MALORY:" "Oh, for..." "We've decided to have an open marriage." "CYRIL:" "Okay." "PAM:" "Nice." "KRIEGER:" "Gross." "CHERLENE:" "Oh, my God." "MALORY:" "Well, it was either that or... (phone rings) CHERLENE (gasps):" "Oh, my God." "It's Ron." "Hello... (all gasping) ARCHER:" "Oh, no!" "MALORY:" "And so..." "ARCHER:" "Jesus." "Hope he doesn't call me." "Why would he call you?" "(phone ringing)" "(clears throat)"

"THE TURNING POINT" "City is burning." "What about seventh?" "No news yet." "One o'clock in the night the germans broke through front again." "In?" "district." "They count on fast victory while there's no second front yet." "I'm afraid if we surrender the city, tomorrow we will have second and even third front." "What do you mean?" "Friends." "In far east and in near east." "Fall of the city will be signal for action to them." "No way." "The would not dare." "They won't dare if we survive this?" "?" "that depends on many things." "There will arise people who can master the circumstances." "But Vinogradov is a strong general." "He does not command this front anymore." "Since when?" "This day." "And who?" "Ivan Andreyevich, I recall you had encounter with fon Klaus during winter campaign." "I have some questions for you." "Comrade commander, ?" "general-leutenant Kryvenko insists upon his plan." "What to do, my friend?" "There are not enough reserves." "I reccomend to compensate shortage of forces with excess weapons.?" "Comrade commander, allow..." "Thank you." "I will send for you." "Take a seat, Pyotr Mihaylovich." "Now it will be easier for you to explain yourself openly." "Lavriy Miketich, pardon me." "I met general Batalov in your headquarters right now." "It turns out that his?" "are already being unloaded." "Yes, reserve forces are being given to front's disposal." "But I have no orders form superiors on accout of this." "We have orders to save the city." "The fall of it equals death." "It is necessary to transfer all reserves to this objective immediately." "To beat in order to stop." "It will be too late tomorrow." "Lavriy Mikelich, circumstances justify our initiative!" "No." "I am used to carrying out my orders precisely." "What concerns front reserves, have a look..." "There are ten divisions grouped near Mihailovka." "If not today, then tomorrow we can have to deal with new breakthrough and surrounding of seventh." "I have to spare these reserve forces in order to exclude catastrophe and pull out army." "To defend the city, not to withdraw army." "That's what we have to do first!" "General Klimenko, that is my final decision." "New front commander arrives today." "General-colonel Muravyov." "Muravyov?" "!" "Comrade commander?" "Yes." "General-colonel Muravyov asked to contact him at seventh army." "He's driving through [farms] straight from the airfield." "What?" "To the site of breakthrough." "What are you doing here?" "Looking for my regiment, comrade general-colonel." "And where subdivision you're commanding is?" "Destroyed at?" "And you?" "In appointed hour I left together with three soldiers." "Where's the third one?" "I am here, comrade general-colonel." "?" "We have met somewhere..." "I see you're experienced soldier." "That's correct." "We are fighting towards the border and then back again." "Back again?" "Good." "I'm not leaving this room untill you reinstall the administration!" "But headquarters..." "Shut up." "I will?" "I will make headquarters fight?" "But, comrade commander..." "Shut up!" "Where's Orlov?" "Why isn't he attacking?" "Why?" "Good day." "Comrade general-colonel, the situation is?" "Intercommunications have been bombed, I'm losing control." "Allow me to report the situation." "Let's to go your place first, general." "Let's take our clothes off." "Here, please." "?" "Once we get there, it's just a matter of minutes." "Minutes..." "We will have to endure much." "Dear God!" "Kiril!" "Dear..." "Hello." "Well, how's the girl?" "I have seriously wounded man..." "And I, too, am in a hurry." "Wait, why are you here?" "I came see you." "Well, how's she?" "Walking around?" "Walking around, doing mischiefs..." "I have a letter from her to you." "What else?" "Are you really in command?" "What's wrong?" "That's bad, Kiril." "So bad." "It would be better if you weren't here." "I can't stay any longer." "I will come by." "Where are you located?" "I don't know, Kiril." "I don't know anything." "I will find you, then we'll meet." "We'll meet." "Major Porshonov." "Whose car is that?" "General-leutenant Panteleyev's." "Where is he?" "Atop the hill, comrade general-colonel." "Commander od local defense, general-leutenant of engeneerering forces Panteleyev." "How do you do!" "With whom do I have the honours?" "I will be in command over the front." "I thought so." "It's a custom to have a look by myself and thing over..." "To have a look at what?" "Well, see..." "This line." "It is so called middle defense zone." "Batallions, units, positions... this is it." "And there's the city." "The last frontier." "And it is already burning." "We won't make it?" "If we don't make it..." "Yes, we need some heavy thinking." "What was decided in Moscow?" "I supposed you would be bringing layouts and plans." "It's a good city." "But, bloody hell, if encounters were decided on the paper there would be no encounters." "They would measure, calculate and decide who's victorious." "But there is also will and necessity." "We must." "We can not lose." "In order to do that we must hold the city." "Yes, the stakes demand that." "But there is also mistakes, miscalculations..." "We have to look for slightest fallacy, Klaus's miscalculation and hold on to that." "Well, there's no need to look long to find such." "It's sufficient to look at the map." "Here!" "Klaus is as if crawling into a sack." "He's putting flanks under attack." "If we had wast reserve forces here..." "Let's take flanks in account." "But it's unlikely to be a miscalculation." "Obviously, he's certain that technical forces will allow him to deal with city so fast, we won't have enough time to gather enough forces against his flanks." "Once the city is taken, they either exterminate defending armies or drive them across the river." "Neitralize them." "In such manner Klaus frees all his essential forces at once, he turns the front norhtwards and flanks are no longer under danger." "River on the right, which bother our defending the city, now helps him, covering his flanks." "And mighty fist can strike armies endangering him... which we even won't be able to concentrate." "That is infallable calculation on time and speed." "So, firstly... to make it faulty and win some time." "That's correct, but front reserve forces are not sufficient for that." "We would have to use strategic reserves for that purpose, and we won't have forces to use against german flanks." "That's vicious circle." "Second and most important." "Do not touch strategic reserves under any circumstances." "And that's final." "What news have you got about second front?" "Do you count on second front bailing us out?" "I want only to caution, if we manage to stop the germans, they will be throwing in new divisions until they achieve the results." "Well then..." "let's draw another conclusion." "It's not enough to stop, we need to defeat them." "It's not enough to defeat, we must annihilate them so that they wouldn't come around soon." "To impose such task under current circumstances..." "You know who imposes such tasks upon us!" "Now they're yours to deal with." "Right." "Ours to deal with." "But, anyway, Klaus overrates his capabilities and underrates ours." "First of all, artillery." "Yes, that the strongest we've got." "But we're short of it." "Don't worry, there will be more." "Meanwhile..." "It's necessary for every army to reserve for front no less than thirty or forty barrels of heavy weaponry." "We must create fron artillery group for furhter action." "When decisive moment comes, fire in the fist." "Kiril Stepanovich, but supplements?" "For now we're transporting it using only road we have." "But it will be cut over." "And new one?" "It will be read in a month." "Evacuation of factories?" ", they use our freight cars, so gathering supplements is even more slowed down." "Vladimir Vikentyevich, you are the very inexorable fact." "That's a sad role." "It's very hard for me to leave you such legacy and I can say nothing to console you." "Vladimir Vikentyevich, you are my teacher and were in command of this front." "I understand it's gonna be hard, but it has to be so." "I propose you to stay as my second in command or chief of headquarters." "If it is necessary, I am ready to do any duty." "Hello, comrade Lavrov." "How are you feeling?" "?" "Five thousand of our worker are on their way to you." "We will give you twice as more strong, trained men, just untie our hands." "We must manage to evacuate larges factories of the Union." "But there's still no knowing how many days, how many echelons..." "Evacuation of factories is canceled." "Danger?" "Vladimir Vikentyevich, on what amount of supplements can we count on?" "Gradual destruction of factories during first week..." "On repairings..." "Due to death of certain percent of labour forces, we lose..." "I think factories will be totally destroyed no sooner than in a month." "We used to calculate like that." "How production rates would grow with every week, how these factories would thrive..." "Why are you still in civil?" "I brought the direction of making you a member of military comitee." "But we have brought out Ukraine, factories in west..." "Army won't be defending empty city." "By the way, move headquarters out of city immediately." "How far?" "So that cannonade wouldn't be heard." "We need to think inside the headquarters." "Yes?" "For you." "Yes, yes." "Right." "It has begun." "Mihailovka is under attack." "Impossible!" "Went himself?" "Alright." "I'll be right there." "Seventh has captured officers of general staff." "Klaus." "Nerves." "Your name." "Der name!" "I won't say anything." "That's enough." "I haven't slept for three days." "I travelled 600 kilometres in car, then on foot..." "I can stand it anymore." "I will tell everything." "I know everything." "But first of all - to sleep." "Did you beat him?" "How could we, comrade general-colonel." "We know the intelligence." "He was scratching like a cat, see how he bit the hands." "Well, he did get a little, that's for sure." "How did you capture him?" "In the morning germans drove us out of Mihailovka." "Our leutenant says: we'll beat them back and keep them there." "Then he just burst in, driving his car." "Our leutenant says: get him to headquarters!" "I go, and there are no cars." "We had to go on foot." "There I really..." "I didn't really give him any rest." "Heavy devil." "So, the german is heavy?" "Well, yeah.?" "Well done." "You've done a great deal." "Right." "Our leutenant is a real hero." "Wake him up and get the essential information, while he's in such state." "More about von Klaus." "Then let him get his sleep and bring him to me." "I want to see him fresh." "Let's go!" "Right." "You will be translating." "Let him think I don't speak german." "I want to observe." "Alright." "I speak russian." "Excellent." "So we'll speak openly." "Sit down." "Well..." "I won't tell anything." "And what could you tell?" "You brought the map of headquarters.?" "And what will general von Klaus say?" "I was fulfilling the order." "What order?" "It is written on the map that Mihailovka will be taken by 12th [date] and he runs head over heels because the papers say so." "And what if things don't go according to papers?" "You are not laughing, I am." "German attack machine is set going." "Soon you will be sitting before me like I sit before you." "You're an insolent person." "Go!" "Carry on the interrogation." "Look." "They give us only six days." "It is planed to take Mihailovka today, the 19th, to take the city on 25th, then Saratov on august 10, Kuibishev on [august] 15, and Razomas on september 10." "That's another blow on Moscow." "Do you understand?" "We are just a short episode." "To deal with us on the run, turn to north, cut communications with Moscow and somewhere there in some conclusive battle win Moscow in one blow." "Perhaps even the war." "This mayor show the style of whole strategy." "Insolent!" "Klaus is insolent!" "Hitler is insolent avanturer!" "Germans have taken Mihailovka..." "When?" "Two o'clock." "105th knocked off all the attacks, but tanks went around..." "All the same they're insolent!" "Today is the twentieth." "We will win two hours today." "And so on every step - to yank out an hour, a day, a week." "Time!" "That's the essential thing now." "I'd reccomend to pull off the army." "No way!" "Keep every border until the last possibility." "Counterattack without stopping, anywhere where it's possible." "Don't give them any rest." "I can't do so." "105th division is already in a sack." "All the same." "Other armies will do that." "?" "Hello, Petron." "Hello, friend!" "You?" "Me." "Hello, Kiril." "Jura, the wine!" "No, I'm not drinking now." "Well, I'm not saying [drink] vodka." "Come on, take your clothes off." "You know, nobody is as happy as me." "Have you seen Lisa?" "I met her accidentaly on the road." "Give my driver to eat." "?" "is with you?" "Bring him here!" "What news did you bring from Moscow?" "What about second front?" "To hell with that." "What did they tell you?" "Keep the city, defeat germans." "But we are giving up the city, Kiril." "Our Vinogradov shudders over reserve forces." "He puts hope is his defense zones, but has given up the city in his heart." "General of a baron!" "It's good that you've come." "Allow me to enter." "Come on in!" "?" "Take a seat by the table." "You're some proud officer." "Drink up for yourself." "To victory." "This is no driver." "This is general amongst drivers." "And treat him like a general." "Understood?" "?" "Go." "You know, it's right, Kiril." "For now Klaus has overwhelming dominance in terms of forces and equipment and also mobility... eat, eat, brother." "And to hope to stop him using measured forces of front is stupid." "He would break it anywhere he pleases." "That is correct." "You won't get far on stupid tactics." "?" "Look." "Look what my army can do!" "Just give us divisions, especially tank divisions." "Is that new commander?" "They change frequently." "Hard front." "I'd sooner lose my head than they change him." "Invincible?" "Give me pepper." "Here you go, comrade driver's general." "Do you understand?" "To attack with all available forces, compensate shortage by manoeuvres." "Risky?" "Yes." "But it will be hopeless later." "?" "Let's attack their flank, deafeat it and they'll roll back to kraut mother." "Well, then, let's do so." "When?" "Right away." "This day." "You joking?" "I'm not." "Perhaps, you were joking?" "When will reserve divisions arrive?" "The will be no reserve divisions for now." "Last night the germans broke front at Mihailovka." "And they're surrounding the seventh." "And it's pulling back?" "No, it's not." "They're holding on to last frontiers and waiting for you to attack german flanks." "If you wouldn't defeat them, then at least stop them." "You have enough forces for that." "So it's working for daddy again!" "No." "It's not working for daddy, rather for victory." "Listen, Kiril, I may be missing some things." "I am a soldier, I want victory for our nation, for all our front, but I will tell you the truth:" "I want this to be victory of my army!" "My victory!" "Understand?" "For all, but mine." "You bet!" "General who doesn't want fame is worth nothing." "You think I don't want it?" "Yet it's too little with what you have in mind." "I want more." "Too little?" "What do you promise?" "General Klimenko, I have not come to promise, but to demand." "Why have you gotten so sour?" "It's offending." "I was preparing an attack and believed it would save the city." "Now I have to realign forces again and save the situation." "But what next?" "There will be festivities on our street, too." "Good, good." "Move?" "It will withstand." "Get Krutenko." "Tell him, I'll skin him." "Where is Golosovsky?" "Comrade commander, germans have engaged new divisions in combat." "Attack, Klimenko, attack." "Give me just one division." "No." "I've given you all I had." "Regroup and attack." "That will be the end." "They send division after division." "We wouldn't get through." "Comrade commander, general Vinogradov is on the line." "Listen, Kiril, the vicory is out there." "Couple of divisions, and here it is..." "Attack!" "Vinoradov?" "Me." "How?" "What?" "Hallo!" "Vinogradov..." "Get the line in order at once!" "Damn!" "Shut the door!" "Leave them to devil!" "Why should we feed sandwiches to the devil when we could eat them ourselves?" "Will there be communications!" "Comrade commander, breach has been found." "We can't approach it yet, they're firing mortars." "I give you five minutes, otherwise you'll crawl there yourself." "Stop that!" "General Klimenko and the map." "Comrade commander, allow me..." "I'll be back in a minute." "Go." "Germans have breached the seventh." "Little over hundred tanks are rushing towards the city." "There's nothing to stop them." "Alrigh, I will be attacking non-stop." "Will you give me reserves now?" "No, not now." "I can't decide on that under such circumstances." "Then I'll go mad!" "Seems like it's Vinogradov talking, not you." "I will remind you who's talking to you." "Victory, victory, victory..." "victory?" "They're online!" "Vinogradov?" "Yes." "Me." "By all means... in short... faster." "...mine the pathways!" "Where you don't have the time?" "Vinogradov?" "Yes, it's Vinogradov." "I'll do that be in contact with Lavrov." "Who else is there?" "General Panteleyev to the left bank, river will do as a cover..." "Roger that." "For now use all the artillery..." "Krivenko is commencing the attack." "105th has breached the siege." "Colonel Voronkov is expecting you." "He has brought documents and your wife's belongings." "What?" "!" "What?" "You told him already." "What's happened?" "Comrade general-colonel, chief officer of 7th sent me directly to commander." "Let's go." "Meanwhile report to me." "Commander's wife has been killed." "Then she said: "I feel sorry for the girl." "I won't be seeing her."" "She was buried in steppe." "I leveled down the place so that it wouldn't get desecreated and marked in on the map." "In what condition was the division brought out?" "Losses up to sixty percent." "We salvaged the materials." "Where are you located?" "Villaged of Rabat." "You deserve a rest, but you are standing closest to breaching sector." "Put division in cars and transfer them to city, to factories." "Approach commander of strategic unit." "Roger that." "Kiril Stepanovich..." "I understand it's hard for you." "I wouldn't dare to bother you..." "You're wasting time." "Report!" "Officer from?" "arrived." "Whole seventh front has been driven north of the city." "Thus there are only factory privates there." "Communications with city have been breached, yet there are evidence that germans have already occupied the city." "Excuse me, Vladimir Vikentich..." "Perhaps we have really?" "Have you called officers in command from reserve forces?" "Yes." "Meeting is at 00:30." "Is it really the end?" "Kiril Stepanich, these are the last hours." "You know I rarely agree with general Krivenko, but if it is possible to save the city, it's only by immediately sacrificing strategic reserves." "If it is possible at all." "Alright." "It may be so." "Nevertheless, verify this report." "City has fallen." "After many weeks of bloody battles..." "crashing vehement bloshevik resistance... armies of general von Klaus have captured one of the last bastions of russian defence." "Meeting will probably be delayed." "Commander has been called to?" "General Muravyev report situation of the city and fulfillment of the plan prognosis?" "Germans have made haste." "Nobody knows how it wouldn't ended if not for Krivenko's manoeuvre." "It has not ended yet." "Germans are in the city." "Attaboy, Krivenko." "Here's candidate to his post." "Whose?" "Commanding officer..." "Proceed." "Please, be seated." "Comrade commander, according to your order people receiving decorations have been summoned." "It's not the time now." "It's exactly the right time." "We are responsible for the situation." "They have done their duty." "Report the situation." "I want to know the opinion of convention." "Keep it brief, please." "Alright, I will try." "Tanks advancing during night towards northern industrial regions were met and held up for more than ten hours by factory privates." "When germans threw seventh army to the south and engaged infantry..." "Comrade commander, let me explain." "Do you think it will make situation better?" "At that time 105th division arrived, group of long range artillery was on the eastern riverbank." "Its fire held up the enemy." "Sure, it was alredy in the city, in vicinity of Koltsevaya street.?" "Finally, continuous attack of general Krivenko from the north played decisive role." "It has closed section of breach and holding it for now." "Excuse me for being late." "I was delayed by germans." "Only your detaining of germans excuses you." "Go on!" "Germans have been stopped, but they have breached the city and are in substantial control of it." "Achievments of general Krivenko give us some rest but there is no doubt it won't be long." "We must use this rest to clearly evaluate the situation and lighten legacy of eventual catastrophe as much as it's possible." "Heavy conditions in the city, position of 21st army which is about to be driven into the river bounds us to consider row of importunate measure in case we have to desert the city." "I have prepared and order to collect all barges, motorboats..." "Did you discover the source of false information about city being fallen?" "I'd say "inaccurate"." "Remove and courtmarshal him." "Do you want to continue?" "No." "Allow me, 21st army declines these reserves of transportation an barges.?" "No use arguing." "Circumstances themselves dictate who was right and what must be done now." "Only thing that's clear is that the city can still be saved through immediate attack of all forces." "What forces?" "There are two generals here." "Their two intact armies are enough to drive germans out of the city." "I don't know plans of commanding bodies, but it is clear that reserves draw counterattack leftwards." "And it is also clear to me that any attack plan would crumble." "Sorry, if we give up the city." "Summon him." "So, you're talking about?" "Let me put it as a paradox: by letting germans in the city we have acquired defence?" "Firstly, germans lose possibility of manouvering tanks in the city." "Defence of burning outskirts was hellishly difficult." "?" "less open to fire, they form good sector for surveillance and bombardment and?" "makes position particulary solid." "French, by giving up Paris, lost irreplacable antitank position." "But this is no Paris!" "Rather a thin strip of rubble." "Exactly!" "This is no Paris." "One has to be russian to go to such sacrifice." "But rear?" "Rear?" "Have you walked along riverside?" "In vicinity of blue kiosk?" "The bank is high and abrupt, and it makes... dead space during bombardment." "It is possible to locate headquarters, reserves there and even use it for front manouevering." "It's tight, but it can be done." "Time passes by but we talk about decisive engagement as if about moving to another flat!" "I agree, I don't argue..." "I supposed if there's a need... it's possible." "Leutenant Fyodorov is arrived." "Leutenant Fyodorov has arrived on your summons." "Due to heroic defence of house No. 48 you have earned a decoration." "I congratulate you." "Yet this is not all." "From now on each house will be deciding fate of city defence, whole front." "I warn you: in case of giving up a house you will answer with your life." "Comrade commander, I am responsible for my position as long as I hold it." "I'm asking you to order not to call me to headquarters without necessity." "It's tough, my friend, I know." "And I can't promise it will be better soon." "It will be even tougher." "We won't go anywhere from here." "There is no land for us on the other shore." "You can go." "This splendid officer will never be executed." "If he can't fulfill his duty, he will die heroic death." "Higher officers don't have such opportunity." "I'm recalling preparations in case of abandoning the city." "Such a case is ruled out." "General Studentsov, you must hold bridgehead on western shore by any means possible." "Or you will be responsible for everything." "I assign defence of the city to 21st army." "Comrade commander, if everything stays as it is, I don't vouch for fate of the city." "General-leutenant Panteleyev, I order you to take charge of 21st army." "Are you displacing me as commander which hasn't fulfilled his duty?" "No, as a man who possibly can't handle it." "I ask general Panteleyev and member of war council Lavrov to remain." "Excuse me." "Pyotr!" "General Kryvenko!" "You wanted to stay at my place." "Pyotr, you know what happened?" "Comrade commander, allow me to go bandage the wound" "I got while in command of 21st army." "Are you wounded?" "Go." "Ivan!" "The car!" "Home!" "To the farm." "Pyotr Mihailovich, you can't go thirty five kilometres without bandages." "You'de better go [to medical point]." "There's nowhere to go." "To the army!" "Faster!" "Go and take over the army without further ado." "Relocate headquarters to the city." "Anyone who emerges in western shore without order, will be put under trial." "Good luck, Ivan Anisimovich." "Vladimir Vikentich, Kryvenko is wounded." "Take care of him." "Kiril Stepanovich... if there was necessity of changing the command, it was possible to do it in a different way." "You undesrvedly insulted him in presence of everybody." "But he is loved, army believes in him." "If general Kryvenko doesn't belive it's possible to hold the city, better don't believe in general Kryvenko." "Well, well... you'd better think about it." "Vladimir Vikentich, nominate Kryvenko for decoration due to brilliantly performed operation." "Kiril Stepanovich, I understand that all you said and decided today was also directed against me." "Why didn't you draw conclusions?" "I ask you not to count on me." "It's hard, Vladimir Vikentich." "I supposed if we abandoned the city, river would have become mighty defensive frontier over which it would be easier for us to hold the front." "I concede we won't hold the city." "Then it's hard for me to think about sacrifices we will be making." "Do you think we have lost the war?" "I haven't said that." "War is already won." "Only lack of second front has created present situation." "And only second front can solve it." "It will form sooner or later..." "Correct." "Correct as always." "Then, having saved the army, we will retreive the city." "And advance!" "Along with allies..." "Oh, dear Vladimir Vikentich..." "Each one of us can be displaced and put elswhere, where we would be more useful." "Kryvenko is right in a way." "And you are right." "And germans and our friends throughout the whole world." "And many of us think in our hearts it is impossible to stand on this side of the river." "But it must be." "To correctly judge and use the circumstances, to draw feasible objective - any tallanted military leader can do that." "But only true commander sets up a task and creates necessary circumstances for it's fulfillment." "You are withholding something." "I don't understand what do you want to say." "The thing I am about to tell you is complete secret." "Only you and few selected people will know this." "It is about general plan of highest commanders." "Oh, daddy, you're all covered in blood." "Get the doctor immediately." "Girl, hot water." "Help me." "Oh, you're already here." "I will get up soon." "I will get up." "Army..." "Yes." "But first..." "Scissors!" "Get the commander here." "I will consign the army." "You wouldn't dare to give up the city..." "How will you hold it?" "I will hold it, dear, I will." "You alive?" "Alive." "Well, it's nothig." "House is collapsing, that's good, cover will be heavier." "Comrade leutenant, Sidorov and Ivanov have been killed." "Go to your post!" "Litvenko, take my place!" "Remain here." "Hold until your last breath." "More accurate fire." "Let them come closer." "More accurate!" "Were you drowning?" "?" "You'd better get dry." "And some sleep..." "Well, then." "You'll have to go back to yor division now." "Comrade commander, german?" "They're shooting grenades from the precipice." "Let's all get up!" "Comrade commander, you'd better relocate." "Have a look, Pyotr Stepanovich, what's happening and report back to me." "We will continue." "Permit me, comrade commander..." "Go with them until we make the order." "Take machine gun, grenades." "No, this is not Shura, rather Panteleyev." "It's nothing, I understand." "I will write it down." "Thirty tanks from behind..." "thanks, mate, you cheered me." "Report to the colonel that general Panteleyev has heard nothing about railway station." "When it is retreived, let him report it." "Comrade general colonel, will it be soon?" "Two months we're sitting in the woods without a thing to do." "We're intend to prepare huge amounts of mushrooms and hunt quails." "Vinogradov called." "Great unfortune has befallen." "It's necessary to go." "?" "you're being busied with canned food and millet gruel." "Well, let's get moving." "What has happened?" "Defensive front is breached." "What?" "At 5:30 germans breached it in vicinity of factories." "They flung a division to?" "and another on cars?" "Panteleyev asks for support." "They were not to be let near the river." "Where they went over, not a soul was left alive." "What a force!" "To move it all to city... it would become easier at once." "Well, move it." "You're the boss." "Sherboro division, you say?" "Today I saw blown up german tank still in the desert colours." "Yes, they've transfered everyone from Africa, from France to us." "Tanks, plains... that's why english beat Rommel." "That's it." "They count on second front, but second front is being set up here." "That's not just fate of the city." "There is the center of everything." "Success if Africa, second front, terms of war... it's all here." "But most important - to be or not to be for soviet lines." "What's there to think?" "Relocate one division for Panteleyev, I won't give any more." "We can't go to easy success." "Only decisive beating." "We must break the motion of war here." "Break it and stop it once and for all." "Yes, yes." "Oh, come on in." "I was expecting you." "Has the wound healed?" "Pictures..." "Old ones." "Don't you take interest?" "Here's von Klaus..." "Conqueror of Belgium, hero of?" "Are you preparing for your own?" "Yes, but with different follow-up." "Forgive me, I didn't know then..." "Liza had died." "You didn't know much more." "And didn't understand." "I haven't come to talk like a general, rather like a friend." "May I?" "Go on." "No, not like a friend." "I can't and I won't pity you." "Alright." "Let's talk like comunist to a comunist." "I was lying those months and waiting." "My soul, rather than wound was hurting." "What have you achieved during this time?" "I have been holding the city." "I was there and looked at the maps." "There is no city." "You have narrow strip of land and debris at the riverside." "Some parts are virtually blocked... it can't be beared for long!" "Shut up!" "It can't be beared according to orders, but people are bearing it." "Because they have decided to hold till the end." "People order us to hold." "They, not you, have accomplished this miracle!" "And to surrender the city now is crime." "Yet all slowly, but steadily is going towards it." "It wouldn't be so if you had used all forces then." "Von Klaus is dreaming about it." "You're joking!" "All their calclulations assume we would engage our strategic reserves." "Here, secret order from Hitler on october 14." "Russians, who have spend their forces in last battles, won't be able to replicate the winter of 1941." "Klaus is?" "but you're thinking about your attack." "What are you waiting for?" "There is limit for human strength." "What have you decided?" "To take stand!" "And I haven't decided it, rather the people." "Let's go!" "Look." "This is more dreadful than you thought." "Twenty two german divisions... twelve of them stormed narrow strip near the river." "?" "is defending it." "They are divisions only on map." "There aren't even 1500 soldiers in some of them." "They're not only withstanding, they have broken german plans and terms, they have drawn german main forces and reserves." "They have obtained time for us." "Klaus has sent his best divisions to the city." "Just to get over with it sooner." "He's in such hurry that he has taken almost all divisions from flanks." "Now, here are romanians." "But we..." "look, what we have accumulated during this time." "Two tank corps, cavalry corps, not to mention archer divisions." "There are more on the north." "Tank corps, more tank corps, three tank corps." "Isn't enough?" "Two cavalry corps." "These are only mobile forces." "So, now you're gonna strike?" "No, wait." "You see, Klaus is saving some first rate divisions near Mihailovka." "But he is drawing them in..." "There are two or three weeks left until winter." "If they don't manage to take the city now they will have to either retreat through frost or to spend winter in a sack." "Either option is risky with such flanks!" "Wait, wait, wait..." "That means you want him to storm the city?" "Sure!" "Just not to oversleep!" "To capture the moment when their main forces are gathered within the city... then we will attack their flanks from the north here!" "Attack from the south here." "We'll come together at Mihailovka, surround them, smother them and won't let anyone out." "You understand - not a single one." "How did you endure?" "And you had enough forces?" "For sure, there were not enough." "I remember, ?" "No, not me." "Why didn't you tell me then?" "[you could have] given a hint..." "If only we could tell people evertyhing at wartime... how much would it be easier?" "You still can't forgive me for replacing you?" "In vain." "You didn't believe in it." "Consequently, you would've lost the city and died yourself." "But I love you, brother." "And second thing." "I knew then that you have big things ahead..." "Excuse me!" "Yes, yes, it's time to start." "Make yourselves confortable, comrades." "Permit me to leave, comrade commander." "Stay here." "General Kryvenko has recuperated and had some rest." "He is appointed as a commander to one of new divisions." "Highest commander ordered me to explain to you plan of our decisive attack." "Our plan is derived from assumption that german attacks will intensify in final weeks before winter and Klaus will try to take the city by all means." "Consequently yet unforseen happened and germans ceased attacks and ominous silence set in throughout the whole front." "Comrade commander, house No. 48..." "I know." "Thank you." "Silent..." "Silent, comrade commander." "I'm not used to it and can't fall asleep." "I, too, have insomnia, brother." "...that's all." "?" ""I will kill, I will kill, I will kill"." "But ours:?" "Stand up!" "Attention!" "Comrade general colonel..." "Carry on with your rest." "I remember." "Oh, friend, if you'd get me another major like that.." "I need them this much." "It's unlikely to get such fool who?" "They're educated now, comrade general colonel." "But that's nothing." "We ourselves will siege?" "Siege?" "Correct.?" "We, too, are educated now." "Well, well, I'll be looking forward to it." "Uncomfortable silence." "It's not for no reason." "Read directive form general staff." "Hour X is the term of our decisive attack." "So, in a few days..." "Bless you!" "We will endure the trial." "It's hard, Ivan Anisimovich." "What was is gone." "What has he got in mind?" "Could he really have found out about our attack?" "Or he's retreating?" "Dear, he won't retreat." "They have annouced throughout the world: "We have conquered!" "We will take it tomorrow!"" "This is the last bite." "How not to swallow it?" "Strawberry?" "Home-made." "My old lady is good at these things." "What's happened?" "Comrade commander, three days ago Klaus held a meeting in Mihailovka woods." "[rumours say] Hitler participated." "Acquaint yourself with this." "This mister wouldn't come to deal luck around." "Yes, fear!" "Fear about his prestige has driven Hitler here!" "Fear before angly Hitler will drive Klaus to attack." "Fear to spend winter in a pot will drive the soldiers." "They will be storming." "This was calm before the storm." "We'll be first [to attack]?" "It turns out so." "No, nothing turns out." "They have advantage in in interior operative lines." "If we commence out attack before they start theirs," "Klaus will be able to transfer divisions devised for storming the city to the location of our attacks." "No, no, as hard as it is, we must bide our time." "Let them storm [the city]." "They will cling even more to the city, and then we attack." "So we have to postpone time of our offence." "Do you understand what if we don't endure?" "If we didn't understand, we wouldn't have endured." "So it will be much tougher what we supposed." "We would have to transfer more divisions to the city." "Where from?" "To take away offensive divisions on weaken the attack?" "Not to weaken it, comrade commander, rather?" "To put all forces in attack, that would do it for sure!" "Panteleyev doesn't have to withstand for long." "We will commence our attack at once." "Then Klaus won't have the city on his mind." "That's exactly how von Klaus reasons." "He will also put all his forces in one attack and he can be through with the city even before our attack." "I know, I know..." "How much do you need, Ivan Anisimovich?" "Let's not talk about how much I need." "How much can I get?" "Three... are two divions enough?" "I counted on three..." "Comrade commander, for Panteleyev to hold on, it is necessary to either strenghten him or weaken germans." "Main objective is to withstand this first german wave." "We have amassed materials in hope of their attacks to be lasting." "What if..." "Alright!" "Pour all out at once, in half an hour!" "Yes, yes." "We'll do that." "My bad, comrade commander, I don't quite understand." "I will explain." "I won't grant you three divisions, I can't." "I will give you two." "I know that's little but we will weaken Klaus's attack twice." "How?" "Hour before german attack we will direct all our artillery to their batteries and forces prepared for attack." "Whole month's supplies of shells we will shoot in half an hour." "So that feathers would fly!" "Klaus won't be able to hold off his attack half an hour before beginning." "Whether he won't it or not, we will attack you, yet he will attack with half the strength." "?" "If so, we can manage it." "Yes, but we must now exact hour of german attack." "It's damn risky." "If we delay or are just hour ahead schedule, all is lost." "You have bright head, Vladimir Vikentich, but if you're afraid of wolves, don't venture into the forest." "Intelligence!" "Do you realize what responsibility lies upon you?" "Day and hour of german attack." "Exact." "Roger that." "Let's go." "We must get in touch with headquarters." "I have come to really like you during these tough times.?" "I feel your support every minute." "Take care of yourself." "Anyway, take care as much as it's possible." "Ivan Anisimovich, I was afraid you'd ask four divisions from me." "I was certain you'd give me just one." "Comrade commander." "Message from general Panteleyev." "Kiril Stepanovich, germans commence [attack] at four in the morning.?" "Panteleyev." "Sapper." "Captured while demining the passage." "He affirms that attack is at six o'clock." "At four preparation begins." "Take him away." "It's all confirmed." "We must contact headquarters." "We don't have time." "If all that is true, we must act at once." "Well, god of war, will you deceive us?" "No way, comrade commander." "We will make it." "Klaus will attack with half strength." "Prepare the artillery!" "Roger that." "Such decision without [accept from] headquarters..." "What if reports are false?" "I said - prepare!" "...yes, and stay by the phone." "If we let the moment go, headquarthers won't be hugging us." "We must not miss." "If we don't open fire in time, Panteleyev won't hold." "What if we open fire but there is nothing [going on] at four o'clock?" "Silence." "Germans do nothing." "God forbid!" "We'd use up all our ammunition, and tomorrow or in couple of days city will undoubtedly be taken." "But there will be no such opportunity again." "To miss this moment means to lose." "Everything is put on the stake." "Time passes by." "?" "Open the fire!" "Call them." "Commence [attack]." "Yes, right away." "Our [troops] have ended." "Germans will start in twenty minutes." "If only they would start..." "I vouch for germans to start at four o'clock sharp." "We will hear it now." "Right away." "Ten minutes past four..." "nothing will happen." "These ten minutes are worth life." "I knew." "I saw how Klaus hesitated these ten minutes because of surprise, now he's advancing like wounded bull." "Well, Stepan..." "Alright." "Let's go." "Guys, get wounded to the cellar!" "Nikolayev, get Stepan!" "?" "we won't die." "Hold on, Styopa, hold on." "I promised..." "I got the sapper but didn't manage to get the major." "Stop!" "Guys..." "They've breached?" "House No. 48 is taken." "Wait some more." "Let them?" "Comrade commander, three unidentified divisions have emerged." "What divisions?" "Where from?" "General Panteleyev is wounded." "It's serious, legs are shattered." "Ivan Anisimovich..." "Where did the divisions come from?" "Car!" "Get the best divisions to the city!" "It will be soon now." "Soon." "Do you hear?" "?" ", comrade commander." "Faster!" "Can't you go faster?" "Klaus has lost." "He's hysteric now." "Those divisions where taken from flanks." "It's time." "It's time." "?" "Vinogradov has broken into Mihailovka." "Well, the circle is closed." "Now - to ram down!" "Don't try too hard!" "I want to see the commander." "General von Klaus can negotiate terms of capitulation only with highest officer authorized by soviet governing bodies." "There will be no negotiating terms of capitulation." "The building is surrounded and under hold of artillery and tanks." "Now you will hear my authorization." "Victory!" "Victory!" "Victory!" "Lieutenant Fyodorov speaking from quarters of von Klaus." "Is this Penchuk?" "Penchuk, ask colonel to say some word." "Comrade commander, he is brought here." "Take care of him yourself." "Manshtein interests me now." "Allow me..." "He's sitting." "Thank you, Kryvenko." "Thank you, commander." "Allow me..." "Well?" "To a hair." "Surround and beat." "I congratulate you, comrades!" "The turning point is reached." "Today at dawn front in south and center has been breached." "We are just a part of great offence in whole soviet front." "To the west!" "To Berlin!" "Moscow speaking." "Order from highest commander..."

"MARC:" "What happened to your office?" "Offices?" "Marc, they're for insurance salesmen." "And..." "But not, you know... but communal workspaces like this, they're the new paradigm." "There's no walls." "No, there's a climbing wall at the back." "Have you got..." "It's so fun." "You sh..." "I haven't, but... um, these kind of spaces are kind of, like, good for synergy and networking." "And..." "and for having everyone [loudly] hearing what you're saying?" "!" " Shh." "Calm yourself down." " Yeah." "Anyway, remember how you were talking, um, about wanting to do more acting." "Yeah, if... if the role is a lot like me." " Like you... exactly." "Which this is." " Yeah." "Perfect role that's just came up." "Rabbi." "A rabbi?" "Rabbi, yeah." "No, very, very hip rabbi..." "on "2 Broke Girls."" "A sitcom?" "No, no, no, no!" "No, I want something edgy, like an independent film," " like a Noah Baumbach movie." " Yeah." "He always casts scruffy Jews." "Why not that?" "Shh, I-I get that, edg..." "I don't know if you've seen it, but actually, it's very self-aware about how silly it is, and so, actually, very clever." "All right, fine." "Whatever." "Hurrah!" "I'm gonna get you an audition." "Whoa!" "Back up!" "I thought you said I had the role, and now it's an audition?" " I have to..." " Do you want..." "I need an espresso." "I don't know if..." "Do you want one?" "Because they're built into my membership dues." "I've had three." "[chuckles]" " So, there's, uh, coffee?" " Yeah." "Uh, a-all right, fine." "Let me have a double espresso on ice." "Okay!" "[cellphone vibrates]" "Ohhhh... kay." "Hi, Sam." " Maron, it's Seder." " Yeah, I know." "How familiar are you with patent trolls?" "Not at all, really." "Some company in North Dakota has claimed that they invented the podcast in 1976, and they have invited me to, quote, "join a growing list of licensees," end quote." "He wants everyone who does a podcast to pay him a fee." "How is that even possible?" "They didn't even have personal computers in 1976." "Yeah, they say that the weekly mailed cassette subscription service laid the groundwork for the weekly podcast." "What?" "Listen, the patent is bullshit, but I'm telling you, this could be the death of podcasts." "Frankly, I'm not unconvinced that the Kochs aren't behind this." "I mean, I've been going after them on my podcast." "I just heard back from casting." "Friday at 11:00." "Oh, oka..." "I got to go, Sam." "Good job with the Koch Brothers, though." "I'm sorry, am... am..." "am I interrupting you in the middle of a power lunch?" "Marc, I'm only talking about our livelihood here!" "All right, just keep me posted, okay, man?" "Keep you posted?" "!" "Marc, come on!" "I mean, help me out!" "All right, so... how does the rabbi know the broke girls?" "["The Poisoned Well" plays]" "♪ Won't fall for it ♪" "♪ You can't see ♪" "♪ And you can't tell ♪" "♪ I just can't drink from the poisoned well ♪" "Poor Sam." "What happened to that guy?" "Spends his whole career mired in political bullshit, preaching to the choir." "It's a very small choir, man." "Yeah, sounds like he was asking for help." "I mean, you are his friend." "Oh, okay, yeah, if by "friend,"" "you mean "guy I help constantly with no thanks."" "Brought him onto my Air America show." "He screwed that up." "Wait." "I thought he brought you on his show." "No, man, it was my show." "You guys have had so many canceled shows." "It's just hard to keep track." "Look, it's not my fault that guy struck out in Hollywood, all right?" "And now he thinks I'm a sellout because... what..." "'cause I'm successful?" "Wait... he actually thinks you're successful?" "That is..." "Sad." "Okay." "[doorbell rings]" "Did you invite somebody over here?" "I've never invited anyone anywhere." "Oh, shit." "It's a fan." "[scoffing] Yeah." "Sure." "Seriously." "One of them tweeted my address last week." " Hey, man." " Hey, Marc Maron!" "Hey, buddy, look, I appreciate you coming by, but it's a little..." "little weird, all right?" "So I need my personal boundaries, but I'll sign whatever you got there and I'll do a pic if you want." "You..." "you've been served." "What?" "Yeah." "It's such an honor." "I mean, I was really psyched to get this assignment." " Yeah." " Huge fan." "Great." "Great having fans like you." "[whispering] What?" "Man, I wonder how you get a gig like that... serving papers." "It's like you just get paid to be a dick." "He's a... he..." "he's a fan, so it's very emotionally confusing for me." "What is that?" "Am I being sued, dude?" "Yeah." "You're being sued." "This guy claims he invented podcasts." "It's a patent troll." " Sam was talking about this guy!" " Yeah." " [knock on door]" " I can't believe it." "Selfie!" " Okay." " Selfie!" " Okay." " That's awesome." "Yeah." "Okay." "I guess I agreed to that." "[ping pong ball clacking] [sighs]" "So..." "so, what's the deal?" "It's, uh, it's a bullshit shakedown, and we're gonna be okay, right?" "Oh, God, absolutely..." "probably." "Unless you're not." "What does that mean?" "Our lawyers took a little, tiny look at it, and..." "and you know what?" "Just to be on the safe side, perhaps stop podcasting." "No." "No." "I post twice a week always." "Let's look on the bright side, though, 'cause that's always good to do." "Um, if you were to just have a little hiatus on the podcast, then you'd be able to focus on what was really important... the talk show pilot." "No, no." "No, no, there's nothing more important than the podcast." "The other stuff is just stuff I do." "The podcast is what I am." "No, I know." "But they did pay you quite a lot of money for the pilot." "You're welcome, by the way." "Yeah, yeah." "No, I get it, all right?" "I don't need the pressure, all right?" "The podcast saved my life." "I can't lose it." " [clacking continues]" " I can't lose..." "Enough with the ping pong already!" "What are you guys..." "7?" "What kind of grown-up..." "You got me banned from Soho House." "Now shut it." "What are you... 10?" "Are you 10?" "Do some work!" "I can't believe I'm doing this." "[sighs]" "Wow!" "Marc Maron taking out his garbage, like a regular Joe." "Where's TMZ when you need them?" "Good to see you, brother." "[groans]" "I-I don't think we've ever hugged before." "Yeah, I-I didn't realize it until about halfway in, but yeah." "Uh, thanks for coming out and saving my ass, man." "Hey, like Tom Joad, wherever there's a fight, I'll be there." "Uh, will you, uh, pay the guy?" "Nice craftsman." "Don't like the color." "Kind of thought 'cause I was flying out with your miles that I'd be flying first class, but whatever." "And I hope you didn't tip that driver too much." "He got lost and he kept insisting" "I was that guy from "Northern Exposure."" "Hey, well, you should be flattered." "You were almost recognized as being somebody." "[chuckles]" "So, uh, you look good, Sam." "What's going on?" "How's Nikki?" "How's the kid?" "Oh, how's the new baby-kid?" "They'd be doing better if I had a show on MSNBC." "I can see from the look of it that, uh, finally deciding on a haircut and facial-hair combo has, uh, paid off for you." "How are the cats?" "Well, honestly, they're afraid of being seized by lawyers, man." "This whole thing's a complicated mess." "I need you to help me get out of it." "Yeah, look, the key is to not be intimidated, all right?" "Just keep doing business and posting podcasts as usual." "I'm being sued." "I can't do that." "I just want it to go away, man." "Come on, man." "I mean, you see I'm still doing my show, right?" "Yeah." "Right." "You don't listen to my show, do you?" "Ever." "I'm having a hard time listening to you right now, honestly." "You know, you were never really interested in politics." "I don't know if that's true..." "I just thought that the issues that I was dealing with were deeper, and I think if politics, you know, affects me personally," "I'll talk about it." "Yeah, well, welcome to politics, because this affects you personally." " And me, too, all right?" " Mm-hmm." "So what we got to do is we got to rally the troops." "We got to make a list of podcasters, have them over here for a meeting ASAP." "All right, good." "Grassroots action." "I'm in." "Dig it." "Beautiful." "[cellphone chimes]" "Oh." "Yeah." "Okay." "Well, look, we'll roll up our sleeves and get to work as soon as I get back." "What..." "Wait, what?" "Are you serious?" "I just got here... after flying all night on a red-eye." "I sat next to some guy who was complaining about the deficit." "I told him it's going down, not going up... which in and of itself is a problem." "God, that was an exhausting diatribe." "I-I got to go." "I got a work thing." "I got a..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." ""2 Broke Girls"?" "Are you serious?" "Oh, well, let's see what kind of, uh, hi-to-the-jinks the two broke girls are getting up to this week." "Oh." "Uh, you auditioning for Officer Kosakowski or Rabbi Zach?" "Well, he's actually..." "it's a hip rabbi, and I don't know if you've watched the show, but it's very self-aware of how silly it is." "[laughs] Marc, Marc." "I didn't fly out here to, uh, pass judgment on your personal life choices." "Okay." "Although those jeans..." "not attractive." "All right, all right, you know what, Sam?" "Why don't you just come with me and we'll strategize in the car?" " Can you just..." " Do you have, like, some..." " Why are you looking at my ass, anyway?" " It just looks like your buttocks were removed in an accident or something." "All right." "Okay." "All right." " You coming?" "Are you coming?" " Weird." "Yeah, I'll get a Facebook picture" " with the two broke girls." " Yeah, I'm sure they're there." "Okay, so far, we got, uh, Carolla," "Hardwick, Kevin Smith on the list." "Definitely got the "middle-aged white guys you're jealous of" demographic covered." "Look, I got way too many body issues to be jealous of Kevin Smith." "[chuckles] Chumps." "I tell you, I do not miss these days." "No, sirree." " My only regret?" " [chuckling] Yeah?" "I didn't walk away sooner." "Oh, is that what you call failing... "walking away"?" "I made a choice to stop selling out." " [sighs deeply]" " To do something... meaningful." "Okay." "All right." "Do me a favor... would you just get out of here, all right?" "Go down to Canter's, start making calls." "I'll meet you in a few." "No, I think I'm good." "Ehh..." "I am finding it extremely vindicating being here right now." "It reminds me of how happy I am not to be a part of this vacuous bullshit." "No offense." " Okay, none taken." " Oh, good." "You realize that... what a pathetic waste of time this is, right?" "Are we having a meeting about our future or are we watching the Super Bowl with a bunch of diabetics?" "It's brain food, buddy!" "I, uh, I'm thinking about getting back on paleo." "So it's good." "It's like a cabinet cleanse for me." "Yeah, I was gonna say it looks like you're, uh, putting on a few." "Okay." "Well, thanks, Sam." "I did gain a little weight, yes." "And you, as well, seem to have more face." "I don't feel like I need to hide it with, like, say, a mustache." "Well, that's good, because I don't think you can pull a mustache off." "Yeah, that's because I don't want to look like a Jewish General Custer." "Mm-kay." "[knock on door]" " Hey, Sam." " Oh, hey, Dave." " Good to see you." " Yeah." "What are you doing here, man?" "We're having a podcaster meeting." "Yeah, no shit." "Sam called me." "I do a podcast, you know." "How do you not know I do a podcast?" "Does anyone know?" "Why are you singling me out?" "Okay, well, look, I want to thank you all for coming." "I know it's not a great reason to have a get-together." "I know a lot of you have gotten these letters from this podcast patent troll about, you know, licensing fees and whatnot." "I just want to say it's all bullshit, but we still have to kind of..." "You don't have to raise your hand, Tom." "Where's Chris Hardwick?" "I heard that Chris Hardwick was gonna be here." "I don't know." "He didn't come." "I want to have Chris Hardwick on my podcast." "He's great. [chuckles]" "I don't know where the big guys are." "Maybe they're busy." "Let's just eat some chips and whatever." "We're gonna brainstorm how to get these jokers off our backs without spending a lot of money in a long legal battle in court." "Yeah, before you man-splain the... the patent process, can we just talk about how podcasting has turned into this huge boys' club?" "Wow." "That is such major bullshit." "Well, you guys are on each other's podcasts all the time, and you never come on ours." "Like, Marc, would you be on my podcast?" "Sure." "What about mine?" " No." " I'll do yours." "No, thank you." "[chuckles]" "Okay, listen, listen, listen." "Focus." "We need to create a united front, all right?" "We need to pull some bread together, hire a lawyer, maybe get a temporary injunction on these jokers, and then we can buy some time until someone with deeper pockets can help us fight this thing." "[laughing] Oh, no, Marc." "Marc, I'm sorry, but there's no knight in shining armor coming to your rescue here, Princess." "That's not what I meant, man." "I didn't..." "Look, look, here's the deal, okay?" "We called this meeting 'cause we're going to war." "Now, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it for you." "It's gonna be hard as hell, pricy as shit, and some of us are not walking off the battlefield." "All right, dial it down, Norma Rae." "Look, the best thing for us to do right now is to record this meeting and put it up as Maron's next episode." "Anybody bring any recording devices?" "Yeah, I've been recording since we got here." "We're not putting that up." "What are you, crazy?" "I'm being sued." "Listen, there's a not-for-profit called the E.F.F.," " and they can..." " You're thinking small!" "We got to go big!" "We need to get a patent referendum on the California ballot, and then we need to be prepared to take this all the way to the Supreme Court, people." "Are you with me?" "Just to be clear, uh, I'm not being sued." "Maron's the only one facing jail time." "Yeah, well, if we do this right, we all got to be facing jail time." "This is our Selma." "Whoa!" "No, it's..." "I'm not going to jail for anything, so..." "If we were cell mates, I would dominate you." "Okay, let's take a breather, people, and let's..." "let's just get back to talking about what we were talking about before." "No, save your talking about your feelings for your little podcast, okay?" "We're girding for war here!" "My dick in your bottom every night." "All right, look, we don't need to go all monkeywrench on Corporate America." "I just want to get back to podcasting." "Classic Maron." "All right, these guys get it." "We have to roll up our sleeves." "We have to sacrifice." "I'm gonna get out of here." "[chuckles]" "Yeah." "I'm gonna walk you out, sister." "Wait, guys." "I love a good fight as much as anyone, but I can't do anything that'll jeopardize my disability income." "Ohh... [door closes]" "Way to go, Sam." "That meeting was a disaster because you hijacked it." "I don't know why I'm surprised." "You did the same thing with our show." " You sedered it, man." " What's that supposed to mean?" "It means that you don't listen and that you think you know everything and that you get obsessed with minutia that no one gives a shit about except for you and maybe 12 people." "You know, you were supposed to be funny, but you were too busy checking your Facebook feed for topless pics and getting all sad about your divorce on everything." "Well, I was sad!" "You didn't help that, either!" "You were there to watch my back and pick up the slack with the politics." "Because you were too terrified to go it alone, so you bring somebody in to take the fall in case the show fails." "I don't think that far ahead, man." "But, y-you know, you did..." "it was your fault." "You know what?" "And it just occurs to me." " You did the same thing here." " What?" "You brought me out here to help, and then when it wasn't a total cakewalk, suddenly it's my fault." "I started my podcast by myself." "Where were you?" "You weren't here." "It's no coincidence." "Best thing I ever did." "Oh, yeah." "And, by the way, thanks for having me on." "Oh, is that what this is about?" "I did have you on." "[laughs] Yeah, you had me on for 10 minutes back when you couldn't get any other guests." "You gave that whole "make the copy" guy an entire hour." "Rob Schneider was very compelling." "Look, the only reason why I care is because I like the show." "It's the only two hours out of the week where you're not a total prick." "Now, granted, I skip ahead to the interviews, but still, the show is relevant." "And you're gonna give it up because you get one letter that says you're gonna get sued?" "I mean, do you think that, uh, Richard Pryor or Carlin or Lenny Bruce would shut up that easy?" "I mean, look, the podcast is not only the best thing you've ever done, it's also the best weapon you have." "Okay, well, I am getting sued, and they can take my house, Sam!" "Yeah, well, sometimes having integrity means you make a sacrifice, Marc." "Oh, screw you, Sam!" "It's easy to have integrity when you have nothing to lose, like an audience or a future!" "Right." "Well..." "I'm gonna grab my bag, call a more politically palatable alternative to Uber, and I'll see you in a few years, when you need my help again." "[sighs deeply]" "[record crackling]" "[sighs]" "What are you looking at?" "Hey, folks, I apologize for the week of silence, but there's been some legal trouble up here at the Cat Ranch." "It seems that some patent troll has decided he invented podcasting and we all owe him money." "And he's decided to sue me..." "I guess as an example." "I don't know, but I'm being sued." "I'm in violation of something right now just talking to you, I imagine." "But I need to talk about it." "Look, I used to do political radio." "I used to be a political guy." "I've boycotted things." "I think lettuce, maybe." "Not grapes." "That was before my time." "But I've marched places." "Yeah..." "I've spoken out and up against things, but I got out of it 'cause politics disgust me." "But now, there's an issue and something needs to be changed, and it affects me directly, it affects podcasters... directly, so I need help." "I need help." "So I'm talking about it even if it might get me in trouble." "It's about freedom of speech." "America, baby." "[knock on door]" "Dave's asleep." "I'm not here to talk to Dave, man." "Come on, man." "I got some burgers." "Thought you might want a double-double before you head out to the airport." "All right, look, I'm just panicky about all this stuff, and maybe I was a little..." "little harsh yesterday." "Sure you want to waste an apology now?" "Well, I mean, we're not on your show." " [sighs]" " Huh?" "Look, we're... we're..." "we're... we're podcasters because we don't really get along with other people, all right?" "I'm just..." "I'm saying I'm sorry, primarily because you had to sleep here." "I mean, this place is disgusting." "Yeah." "Pretty sure I got pinkeye last night." "Mm." "And I, uh, I noticed you posted your podcast." "That took a not insignificant amount of courage." "All right, well, maybe you inspired me." "At the very least, you annoyed me into it." " I'll take it." " All right." "It's not often I get to rally the troops anymore at work." "Or at home, for that matter." "My kids are obsessed with hobby lobby." " Ehh." " Yeah." "I'm hoping they're doing it just to spite me." "Yeah, well, hey, I'm listening." "I picked up the app." "Right?" "Well, I've got an E-book for 99 cents you can buy right through that app." " Yeah, let's not go crazy." " Eh." "[cellphone vibrates]" "It's my manager." "One sec." " Hey." " EMILY:" "Hello!" "How's my favorite guest star client?" "You got the part!" "Ooh!" "Wow!" "Okay." "So now I guess I got to actually watch the show." "Hey, do you know if the casting agent found somebody to do that cop yet?" "Because I know a guy." "He's hilarious, and we got great chemistry." "[muffled] I do accents, too." "Hold on." "What?" "I do accents, too." "Whatever those two broke girls want, I'll do it." "Not you." "Hold on. [sniffs]" "Do I smell a double-double?" "Excuse me, waitress." "Is this chicken kosher?" "More importantly, are you?" "Nobody move!" "Oh, my God." "You look great." "How is this possible?" "I'm dressed like a rabbi, but you still look Jewier." "Mm." "I've been eating doughnuts all morning just to get into character." "You got doughnuts in your trailer?" "It was a joke." "Gentlemen." "We got some new pages and a few itty-bitty script changes." "Oh, and you guys know how to break-dance, right?" "♪"

"Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan." "Here, on the 12th of September 1959, the rocketeers of the Soviet space programme prepared to launch a probe called Lunik 2." "Its destination was the Moon." "If it reached its goal, this would be the first time man had touched another world." "Forty years ago, little was known about the Moon." "What was it made of?" "Did it harbour life?" "How did it come to be formed?" "The answers came from the hostility of the Cold War." "The race to the Moon was a showdown between two superpowers." "It became the greatest voyage of scientific discovery in history." "It began with Lunik 2." "The Soviets had the technical know-how to build the probe." "To score the propaganda coup of reaching the Moon first, they lacked one thing - a means of tracking Lunik all the way." "They couldn't prove they'd got there." "This challenge faced one of Lunik's engineers," "Boris Chertok." "The Soviets sent a message to Jodrell Bank, near Manchester, the only place which could track a probe so far away in space." "Its director was Bernard Lovell." "'To my astonishment," "'I found on the telex a long message from Moscow,' giving complete details, transmission frequencies, and its position, calculated for the latitude and longitude of Jodrell Bank - a clear indication we were meant to do something about it." "So we sprang into action." "(Man speaking Russian )" "'We found the Lunik's "bleep bleep" in the stated position." "'This indicated Lunik was destined for the Moon.'" "The impact was 2 minutes, 23 seconds past ten o'clock, 'when Lunik hit the Moon and the signals ceased.'" "(Bleeping...) (Bleeping fades...) (Bleeping stops )" "'The press was in uproar' because it was realised the Russians had achieved a remarkable degree of technological expertise." "(Man speaks Russian )" "The timing was perfect." "A week later Khrushchev became the first Soviet premier to visit America." "He took a replica of the Lunik probe." "'My father was so excited, 'that he even told his assistant:" "'"What if we present the American president" "'"with a copy of the probe at the first meeting?"" "'They said: "Mr Khrushchev,'" ""he will not be very happy." ""Maybe it won't be polite on the first visit."" "'My father told: "I will do it in the White House."" "'When he visited the White House, he said: "Mr President," "'"I give you my best gift " "'"the copy of the probe we sent to the Moon.'" ""I want you to have a copy,'" ""because you still didn't do it."" "The Soviets had already shocked the world with Sputnik, the first-ever satellite." "Now they had reached the Moon." "The next probe, Lunik 3, flew around it and sent back the first pictures of the dark side, the side that always faces away from Earth." "On April 12th 1961, the Soviets put their supremacy beyond doubt." "Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space." "Enough was enough." "America's new president needed to make his own grand gesture." "'The eyes of the world' now look into space, to the Moon and to the planets beyond." "We have vowed we shall not see it governed by a hostile flag of conquest, 'but by a banner of freedom and peace.'" "We choose to go to the Moon." "We choose to go to the Moon." "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things." "Not because they're easy, but because they're hard." "Khrushchev had to decide whether to race America to the Moon." "He summoned his generals to a meeting in Georgia." "The meeting was filmed by his son, Sergei, himself a rocket scientist." "'As I was Khrushchev's son, nobody would tell me:" "'"Don't film this meeting."" "'But when I began to film the report of the Navy Commander, 'all the military chiefs looked so negative that I stopped." "'Khrushchev supported the space achievement, but he was not ready to spend too much money." "'So it was long discussion, 'and at last Khrushchev told:" ""Yes, let's go."'" "The race was on." "Both sides began training their top pilots to go to the Moon." "For the scientists recruited, this was a unique chance to understand another world." "Among them was geologist Farouk El-Baz." "'I came to the United States, looking for a job,' writing application letters my wife would type." "We'd sort about 120 letters." "I saw an ad." "I wrote to it." "She said: "What's this about?"" ""Something on the Moon with NASA."" ""You know nothing about it."" ""One more letter won't hurt."" "I convinced her to write it." "'That was number 121, from which I got the first response.'" "To scientists on both sides, the Moon suddenly seemed closer." "Geologists like Alexander Basilevsky had a new sense of purpose." "'Our group was selecting landing sites on the Moon.'" "It was very intensive work." "We looked on images, we counted craters and rocks." "'Engineers grabbed data from us." "'They used this data for design, 'for computer simulation of landing and so on.'" "It was a beautiful time." "It was the first time in my life when something which I was doing was necessary to other people." "It was crucial for them." "What we then knew of the Moon was fragmentary but tantalising." "Telescopes had revealed bright highlands, called mountains, and dark basins, called seas." "There were round craters that looked like volcano tops." "Its age, what it was made of, how it came to be, all this remained a mystery." "Scientists hoped samples of rock brought from the Moon would provide the answers." "One of them was William Hartmann." "'There were three theories' about where the Moon came from." "First, that the Earth and the Moon had grown side by side, close together the whole time." "'Another theory was the Moon had formed in a very different place 'and came in and got captured into orbit around Earth.'" "The third theory said the Earth was spinning so fast that it spun the Moon off." "The Moon flew off like a drop of water off a spinning ball." "Discovering the Moon's origin became the goal of the American lunar programme." "The first fresh insights came from the missions to look for landing sites." "The Ranger probes were dispatched kamikaze-style, sending back close-up pictures as they smashed into the Moon." "'The first images showed something no one expected." "'At every scale,' the Moon was covered with craters - big ones astronomers had seen and thought were volcanoes, 'but smaller craters everywhere, 'craters that couldn't be volcanic." "'The only thing that could make craters of those sizes 'was meteors falling on the surface, leaving their scars.'" "Ranger transformed ideas about the Moon." "This was a cold, lifeless world, battered by meteorites." "It wasn't clear what it was made of, or if it was hard enough to walk on." "Then came the next Soviet triumph." "Luna 9 touched down safely on firm ground." "It had another surprise in store." "'When Luna 9 hit the Moon,' the signals ceased abruptly." "We thought that was the end of it." "'To our astonishment the signals reappeared." "'This was facsimile transmission,' which was used for transmitting photographs by newspapers." "We had no facsimile machine." "'It was the Daily Express who responded 'and sent out the necessary equipment." "'To our amazement,' we saw before our eyes rocks of the Moon appearing." "'These were the first pictures transmitted from the Moon.'" "The pictures were rushed to press." "The scoop of the century nearly caused an international incident." "'Next day was a big scandal' in our newspapers." "They say, "Englishmen have stolen our pictures, our data." "'"This British scientist grabbed our data." "'"British media published our pictures before we did."" "'I was very angry.'" "The pictures showed in detail a surface of shattered rock... a dead world." "Farouk El-Baz was training the first astronauts who would walk on this world." "'They were fighter pilots, with no training in geology,' so to get them to think and behave like geologists, we had to train them well." "In the volcanic mountains of Arizona, a piece of the Moon was recreated on Earth." "This crater field, seen from the air, precisely matches a view of the Moon's Sea of Tranquillity." "'I had to teach them how to make observations from orbit.'" "At this crater site, we'd bring them to the field to see it, then make them fly close to the ground, to see what they can see from orbit." "'We'd take them in a T-38, at 25,000 feet." "'It simulates the exact speed of the spacecraft over the Moon.'" "'We became very close friends with the astronauts." "'They called me "King", as my name is Farouk 'and I'm from Egypt, where King Farouk had ruled." "'That became the nickname during the mission.'" "They'd say: "Tell the king this or that"." "It was nice." "Basilevsky never worked so closely with the Soviet cosmonauts." "Their training was done in the utmost secrecy." "But every month he'd travel to a base in the Crimea, to work on another lunar project." "The engineers were testing an eight-wheeled vehicle, called Lunokhod, that could be driven remotely on the Moon." "It's 30 years since Basilevsky first came here." "'First time I came here,' this area looked very different." "There was no grass, it was just sand and rocks." "Everything mimics lunar surface." "This was so-called Lunadrome." "The crew spent here hours and hours, to train themselves how to drive along lunar surface." "(Voices speaking in Russian )" "'They used to learn 'how to stop, how to move, 'how to drive along the craters, like this one." "'All this experience' was very helpful for them 'when they started to work on the Moon.'" "(Metallic-sounding melody )" "Next came Luna 10, the first probe to orbit the Moon." "It beamed the Internationale to the Party Congress." "(Man speaking Russian )" "The Americans feared the next craft would carry a cosmonaut." "But the Soviets were more cautious than they seemed." "I had frequently asked my Soviet contacts when they intended to send a human being to the Moon." "Their response was always:" ""When we're certain of getting them back alive."" "They did not believe the Americans would do this, and it's clear the Americans did take considerable risk." "'This transmission comes to you 'halfway between Moon and Earth.'" "America cut short their test flights and took a gamble." "On Christmas Eve 1968," "Apollo 8 carried the first men around the Moon." "'All systems are go, Apollo 8.'" "'OK, Apollo 8 is go.'" "'You're riding the best bird.'" "'See you on the other side.'" "Disappearing behind its edge, they lost all contact with Earth." "Never before had humans been so isolated." "'Apollo 8, Houston..." "Apollo 8, Houston..." "Apollo 8, Houston.'" "'Apollo 8, over.'" "'Hello, Apollo 8, loud and clear.'" "'Roger." "Please be informed there is a Santa Claus.'" "'Affirmative." "You're the best ones to know.'" "It seemed a manned landing was just a step away." "America had taken the initiative in the race to the Moon." "(Man speaking Russian )" "Sergei Khrushchev can reveal the race need not have been hostile." "'Kennedy twice approached my father 'with the idea to join efforts." "'First time was in June, 1961, in Vienna." "'My father rejected." "'He thought it could hurt our military security.'" "The second time was in autumn 1963." "My father was ready to accept this invitation." "He said it was important, we'll save money, we will maybe gain politically and technically." "It was possible there will be one American astronaut, like Neil Armstrong, on the Moon, and second Yuri Gagarin." "'But soon the American president was assassinated, 'and the new one never repeated the invitation to the Moon.'" "Shortly after, Khrushchev himself was ousted." "The leaders who'd begun the race would play no part in the final drive for the Moon." "The Soviets had one final hope of upstaging their rivals." "They prepared Luna 15, a robot that could land on the Moon scoop up soil, and return it to Earth automatically." "Perhaps they could solve the mysteries without risking any lives." "The Soviets saw the opportunity of a coup, getting the rock without endangering lives." "'If America lost lives at that stage, 'the repercussions would be tremendous.'" "'Apollo Saturn launch control." "Countdown for Apollo 11, 'to land the first man on the Moon.'" "In July 1969, both sides prepared for lift-off." "(Man speaks Russian )" "Luna 15 was launched first." "'We have lift-off.'" "Just three days later, Apollo 11 joined the chase." "'Tower clear at 13 seconds.'" "Jodrell Bank was listening." "'We were tracking Luna 15." "'To our surprise, the signals abruptly ceased,' and it became clear this Lunik had crashed onto the lunar surface." "'I'm going to step off the LEM now.'" "'That's one small step for man... 'one giant leap for mankind.'" "'Tell me if you've got a picture, Houston.'" "'You're going too fast on the panorama sweeps.'" "'That's the first picture on the panorama.'" "'When Luna 15 crashed, 'and we knew Apollo 11 landed safely,' and they are bringing samples, it was a mixture of jealousy and disappointment." "'But we still were very strong, 'and we understand we can do it the second and third time." "'But we're not the first.'" "'Beautiful." "Ain't that something?" "'" "'Magnificent desolation.'" "The astronauts began gathering samples of moon rock." "'That looks beautiful from here, Neil.'" "'We'll get to the details of what's here." "'It looks like a collection of every variety 'of shape, angularity, granularity, 'and every variety of rock you could find.'" "In the Soviet Union, the inquest into the Luna 15 failure began." "With most of the team away from Moscow, one of the few left was a scientist who'd made maps of the lunar surface, Natalya Bobina." "Three men and their cargo of moon rock had returned to Earth." "'Apollo 11, this is Hornet, over.'" "Scientists couldn't wait to get their hands on the samples." "Geologist Harrison Schmitt was more impatient than most." "He was one of six scientists selected for astronaut training." "Their hopes of flying to the Moon weren't high." "Schmitt had made understanding lunar geology his own personal crusade." "'It was an excruciating period, 'waiting to get your hands on the rocks.'" "We felt joy, having accomplished our goal, and anticipation at having something to work on, to begin understanding the Moon, how it had formed and what it meant to Earth." "The rock was almost identical to the most basic kind of rock on Earth - basalt - which forms when molten rock from inside a planet seeps through the surface, then cools and solidifies." "'The first rocks were 3.9 billion years old, 'older than most people suspected.'" "As we went through these spectacular rocks, we were learning all about the Moon." "The Soviet's second attempt at a moon-scooper brought back soil from a different part of the Moon." "The early missions provided the first evidence for scientists trying to understand how the Moon had formed." "Had it grown alongside Earth, or been spun off by the young planet?" "Had it formed elsewhere and been captured by Earth's gravity?" "'When we got the rocks,' we saw that the isotopes of oxygen in the lunar rocks were the same as on Earth." "Meteorites from other parts of the solar system all have a different composition of oxygen isotopes - ratio of one type to the other." "The Moon has the same as Earth." "So the Moon seemed not to have formed far away." "'It made it more plausible 'that the Moon was made of the same material as Earth.'" "If so, there were still puzzling differences." "Jay Melosh was one scientist struggling to make sense of it." "'The most prominent thing' about the lunar rocks is they are so dry." "Not one molecule of water as far as we know." "'That supported the idea the Moon came from someplace else." "'If spun out early or grown with the Earth, 'you'd expect water." "'Other facts suggested it could not come from somewhere else.'" "That conflict among facts confused scientists about the origin of the Moon." "All the rocks returned so far were basalt - rock that had once been molten and flowed through cracks in the Moon's surface." "No one had found a piece of the original surface, primordial moon rock that might cast new light on the formation." "If ever a geologist was needed on the Moon, it was now." "Apollo 15 was "the big science mission"." "'I was in a back-up crew for Apollo 15.'" "I might have a chance to go to the Moon." "Then missions began to be cancelled." "Apollo 20, 19..." "'Then Apollo 18 was cancelled." "'The chances were getting small." "'My anticipation of flying a mission was not very great.'" "Apollo 15's goal was to find a piece of the original surface." "Scientists predicted it would be paler than the basalt." "'Oh, boy, it's beautiful here!" "'Look at that rille." "'A beautiful geology out here.'" "Hadley Rille - a gigantic canyon a mile wide." "'Jim, why don't you hop on?" "'Let me get your seat-belt.'" "'Look at this baby climb the hill.'" "'Boy, this is travelling!" "'" "Scott and Irwin travelled farther afield than anyone else." "'I can't believe we came over those mountains.'" "'We did." "This is a beautiful little valley.'" "'Those are pretty big mountains to fly over.'" "They set to their task of finding a piece of the Moon's original surface." "'Look at the glint!" "'I can almost see twinning in there." "'We think we just found what we came for." "'Crystalline rock." "Yes, sir!" "It's a goldmine." "'There might be diamonds next.'" "They had found a rock sparkling with mineral crystals." "'I'll get a picture.'" "It was as old as the Earth, 4.5 billion years." "It came to be known as the Genesis Rock." "It was not basalt, but anorthosite, a much more complex rock." "Geologists knew this rock could only have formed if the Moon had once been completely molten." "But a body as small and cold as our moon should never have been that hot." "The Moon's birth grew ever more puzzling." "But another discovery almost overshadowed the Genesis Rock." "From orbit, Al Worden spotted what looked like cinder cones - the tops of volcanoes." "'I'm looking at a very interesting thing." "'Looks like a whole field of cinder cones.'" "'He had absorbed my instruction and the training." "He said: "Tell the king I see a whole field of cinder cones."" "'His observations from orbit 'resulted in the selection of the Apollo 17 site,' proof that observations by an astronaut can make a difference." "If these were fresh volcanoes, could it be that the Moon was still an active world?" "Apollo 17 was the final mission." "On board was Harrison Schmitt, the only scientist ever to fly to the Moon." "'Challenger, go for landing.'" "'Feel is good." "Stand by for touchdown." "'Down in two..." "Feels good." "'Twenty feet." "'Going down in two." "Ten feet." "'Ten feet." "Got contact.'" "He landed in the Taurus Littrow Valley, the site of the cinder cones spotted from Apollo 15." "'The beauty there wasn't lost on me." "'But you slip into the mode of being a field geologist.'" "It's your profession." "You got three days to practise it." "So you go at it." "On their second field trip," "Schmitt and Cernan went to the crater Shorty." "It was 5km from base, and they were running short of time." "'We don't have that much time.'" "'I know, Bob, I know.'" "'We knew it was going to be a short stop." "'Half an hour only, because of our oxygen supply.'" "That's 29 minutes, but they left a little bit late." "'We'd anticipated we might see something exciting, 'if it was a volcanic crater." "'I went to the crater's edge." "'On the way I scuffed up some orange-looking material, 'and the excitement started.'" "'There's orange soil!" "It's all over!" "'That's a volcanic vent!" "'I can see it from here." "It's orange.'" "It looked like evidence of recent volcanic activity." "It could challenge everything earlier missions had discovered." "'I got to dig a trench.'" "'Fantastic, sports fans." "'It's trench time.'" "In half an hour, they gathered as much soil as they could." "'How can there be orange soil here?" "'" "They've got to leave." "There isn't enough time." "However you want it, we need more time." "You better make it clear they have to pull out." "'We'd like you to leave immediately.'" "'OK." "My golly, time goes fast.'" "'Ninety-nine, proceeded." "Three, two, one, ignition.'" "'We're on our way, Houston.'" "These were the last men to walk on the Moon." "'3-0-8 is the number." "1,500 feet." "Looks good.'" "'The Moon was nearly full, 'receding quickly from us, but still with several hours 'that one could look back and think of where we had been." "'That was the most emotional time for me." "'I felt choked up about that.'" "The orange soil did indeed turn out to be a volcanic jet." "But it was ancient." "It seemed that the Moon had been inactive for billions of years." "Lunar exploration was not quite over, for, a year after the Americans, a Soviet Lunokhod rover was roaming the surface, revealing landscapes never seen by man." "(Man speaks Russian )" "Finally it started to overheat." "'I told to bosses:'" ""OK, tomorrow Lunokhod will die." ""Let's die, as we say in Russia, with music." ""Let's go, not along the smooth surface," ""but to nearby mountains."" "We were afraid to go there 'because of this very dangerous surface." "But I was rejected." "'"No, no, we should not risk."" "'So, we died without music.'" "No mission had given a blueprint for the Moon's formation." "No mission had given a blueprint for the Moon's formation." "But they had shown it was as old as Earth." "It was made of the same rock, but had no water." "And it had once been completely molten." "What could explain all these facts together?" "By the 1970s, fresh ideas were emerging about the origins of all the planets." "The early solar system was thought of as violent, with many bodies growing rapidly and competing for space." "These new theories led William Hartmann to look again at the missions' evidence." "He came up with an intriguing idea for the Moon's origin." "'When the Earth was forming, 'it wasn't the only object at that distance from the sun." "'The second biggest object got very big,' and late in the process, when the Earth was partly grown, crashed into the Earth, blowing a lot out of it." "'So the Moon grew from that debris around the Earth.'" "Hartmann suggested that, in its early history," "Earth had collided with a world the size of Mars." "Somehow, Earth survived the collision." "The swirling mass of debris coalesced to form the Moon." "To many scientists, Hartmann's ideas seemed too far-fetched." "'When I heard about this theory Bill Hartmann had put forward, 'my first reaction was almost shock.'" "I was sure that in the weekend I could do a few calculations, and show what they had proposed simply couldn't work." "'In fact, it took work with the biggest military computers, 'to fill out the holes in this theory, 'and begin to realise it could work.'" "The more people considered it, the more Hartmann's theory seemed to fit the known facts." "If it came from the Earth, its rock would be the same." "The heat of the collision explained the once-molten moon, and why any water in its rocks had vaporised." "It's a quarter of a century since we left the Moon." "Since then, probes have flown to the edges of the solar system, to the giant planets and their moons." "They showed that not only our moon had a violent birth." "At Uranus, Miranda's bizarre patchwork surface suggests this little moon was once blasted apart, then reformed and settled back into orbit around the planet." "Perhaps Saturn's rings were once a moon, which collided with another body, the debris remaining suspended as an array of rings." "Evidence of violent origins was everywhere in the solar system." "'You get a system of planets with fairly regular properties.'" "But superimposed on those regular properties are strange properties." "One has a big ring system, another a big satellite, because of big impacts through the sequence of formation." "The journey to the Moon revealed the turbulent past of Earth and its companion world." "It also transformed our view of the planets beyond." "'Going to the Moon has lifted us." "'It lifted humanity out of the bounds of Earth.'" "We realised human beings can leave the Earth, and explore other planetary bodies." "What we learned about the Moon, 'we took to Mars, Venus, Jupiter and the other planets." "'It was the stepping stone for human beings, 'to follow their vision and imagination,"

" I'll die soon." " You'll never die." "Everything dies." "When did your wife die?" "Rigmor died October 30, 1986 at 02:15." "That is the same day I stopped breathing." "It is a miracle, that I have kept going for so long." "Should we read a little?" "Yes, I think so." "Thank you." "Could I have this on?" "As I wrote before, Peter never spoke about the war until many years later." "Sofia wrote his stories down and I first heard of them several years later." "For Didrich never spoke well of his experiences." "Didrich?" "Why Didrich?" "Read." "Sønderborg burned, and Peter and Dinesen were caught in the middle." "And myself..." "Sofia and I practically lived at the camp hospital." "We worked around the clock, partly to help the soldiers but also to drown the sorrow of Peter and Laust's death." "The terrible lie, that Didrich had planted in me." "Meanwhile the child grew inside me." "When life is tough, you think, it can't possibly get worse." "Dybboel and Als showed us all, pain that was white hot as the purest flame, that it can be intensified with no limit." "I hear you've been to a brothel." "How was it then, you little virgin?" "Did you come prematurely?" "Or were you late?" "Or you maybe you didn't come at all?" "Try this next time, Peter." "If she is very ugly..." "It's a trick I use myself." "You stick your cock into the girl and then you close your eyes and imagine it's Inge." "You can ask your brother what it's like." "He knows." "He has been there." ""How do you know?"" "Well I know, because Inge told me." ""But why don't I know?"" "You must be the last in the world who doesn't know." "Maybe it's because she's embarrassed to carry his child." "She bears his child." "Your brother, Laust has fucked Inge pregnant." "So while you sprayed your sonnets around her " " Laust sprayed his semen inside her." "Cheers to another child of a whore!" "Let it go." "Release your anger." "I have to find Laust." "He can't be here." "Gentlemen." "We are ready." "Never before has the Prussian frontline had so many guns." "At 4 am, shells will rain down over the Danes and will continue till 10 o'clock tomorrow morning." "Then the first 12,000 soldiers will storm the Danish position or what remains of them." "Questions?" "Objections?" "Is this a war or a massacre?" "That's not a question, but a statement." "What do you think, Colonel Moller?" "They will attack in on the hour." "In half an hour or at three or four o'clock." "And then they will storm the redoubts, when it is light." "We will gather the 8th Brigade and all the reserves down in Sønderborg." "Do you think I'll get home?" " Why wouldn't you get home?" " I am so big." "Easy to hit." "Just keep your head down." "And you have to get home to Inge." "Yes." "Tell me about you two." "We are in the hay." "It smells damp." "Mist lies over the fields." "Inge is laughing, so her cheeks glow." "They glow whenever she laughs." "She looks like all the things you dream about collected in a single living being." "It's unbelievable that all these things belong in the same world." "Her there and us here in the middle of hell." "That's what I always say." "It's all about the woman." "Come, ye girls small string will I touch." "Tears must be in the eye stand when my song I hear." "About screwing one young lad all brave girls' friend sadly I sing." "Hear it, you girls small." "I do not cry but when to the meadow you go between the spring's fledgling birds bind them a wreath put flowers on it with care to honour the fallen." "If it touched the song of the heart touching the heart" "could make you sing it many times in the quiet woods" "sing it on the beach when over the white sand the spring softly sings." "When the man came into the yard oh look, oh look, oh look three Guards' horses stood in a row and one and two and three." "When the man asked the wife what the Guards horses were." "The three Greek cows that my mother, she sent me." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, let go, Greek cows with saddles on?" "I am a man, who understands everything." "When the man came into the hallway, oh look, oh look, oh look three Guards' boots stood in a row and one and two and three." "When the man asked the woman what the Guards boots were." "These are three dice cups, that my mother, she sent me." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, let go, dice cups with boots on?" "I am a man, who understands everything." "When the man into the hallway so, oh look, oh look, oh look three Guards hats stood in a row and one and two and three." "When the man asked the woman what the Guards hats were." "This is three milking forehead, as my mother, she sent me." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, let go, milk buckets with shadows on." "I am a man, who understands everything." "As the man in the bed then, oh look, oh look, oh look three guardsman heads were lined and one and two and three." "When the man asked the woman what the guardsman heads were." "This is three cabbage heads, as my mother, she sent me." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, let go, cabbage heads with noses on." "I am a man, who understands everything." "As the man in the bed then, oh look, oh look, oh look three Guards dicks stood in a row and one and two and three." "When the man asked the woman what the guards dicks were." "These are three carrots, as my mother, she sent me." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, let go, carrots with eyes on." "What will happen to you, Danish man?" "Listen!" "Listen to me!" "You should not be here." "You must get away from here." "But I can't." "You should not be here." "You must be with Inge." " Do you understand?" " Desert?" " Get out!" " I can't, Johan." " Get out of here!" " I can't." "What's happened to you?" "Stop!" " I'll stay here." " Get out." "Johan, I'm staying." "Stop." "Stop." "Listen." "Listen." "Dig holes." "Dig deep holes." "Dig holes like rats." " Whatever... get down there." " What is happening here?" "We have to dig holes, Captain." "When the bombing starts, it is the only thing we can do." "Well, then you are losing courage, sergeant?" "I ask you." "Be a leader for your men." "If we do not dig holes, then we'll die." "We'll die!" "Dig." " So dig!" " Get started." "Come on." "Come on, dammit!" "Dig!" "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name;" "Thy Kingdom come;" "Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread;" "and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;" "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory," "For ever and ever." "Amen." "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name;" "Thy Kingdom come;" "Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread;" "and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;" "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory," "For ever and ever." "Amen." "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name;" "Thy Kingdom come;" "Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread;" "and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;" "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory," "For ever and ever." "Amen." "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name;" "Thy Kingdom come;" "Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread;" "and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;" "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory," "For ever and ever." "Amen." "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name;" "Thy Kingdom come;" "Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven..." "Excuse me, ma'am, isn't God happy to hear only one Lord's Prayer?" "My husband died in the first war and left me alone with three sons." "Now all three are in the war." "The first died at Sankelmark the second on Dybboel." "What else can I do but sweep and ask this crazy war not to kill my last boy?" "What else do I need?" "I think you should be ashamed." "They will attack when it's over." "We have to get up and prepare for the storm." " Colonel Moller, are you ready?" " Am we ready?" "8th brigade." "We will march now to the front and wait till it's our turn to beat the damned Prussians back." "Officers, gather your men." "Officers, get in formation!" "Left turn." "I can't go there." "I can't." "It's suicide." "We will die." "I won't go there." "I don't want to die." "Oh, God, I'm not going up there." "Keep your mouth shut, prick!" "I won't go there." "Let's turn back, comrades." "Do not go up there." "Don't go up there to get slaughtered." "It will be our death." " We will not." "It is suicide." " Into the ranks!" "I will not die." "We will not!" "Pull yourself together, man." "Then I'll take you." "Are you coming?" " I won't go there." " Forward march!" "8th brigade." "Hold." "Gather here 8th Brigade, and we wait." "When the bombing stops, the redoubts will be attacked." "We wait, and then we turn the damned Prussians back." "This is it." "Shoot!" "Shoot, dammit!" "Pull yourself together, man!" "Get your men together." "Get the men together!" "We must get away from here." "Dammit, get the men together!" "Company formation." "Erasmus?" "Hold the line!" "Why the hell aren't we going forward?" " Where is Colonel Moller?" " With du Plat, I believe." "I can'y order the brigade forward." "I'm waiting for orders from higher ranks." "There is no higher rank." "Erasmus?" "Erasmus!" "Erasmus!" "No!" "We draw back." "We draw back." "Cover me!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Dinesen, dammit!" " Damn." " They're getting slaughtered there." "Hold the line!" " Forward!" "Forward!" " Lieutenant Dinesen!" "Forward for Denmark!" "Ready... and shoot!" "Back!" "Laust." "I have to find Laust." "Here." "No, dammit!" "Come away, Moller." "Get the men to safety." "Come away, dammit, man!" "Didrich, dammit!" "You can't sit here." "Come on." "Laust." "Laust." "Laust." "Peter?" "Laust." "Shoot!" "Shoot the pig!" " Laust." " Peter?" "It wasn't supposed to be like this." "Endings are all too often wrong." "And they do not sound, as you want them." "After that, it was like a fog." "I remember Ignazio picked us up and we headed north." "Me with a child in my arms and horror in my body." "In London, the Prussians tried to offer compromise and peace." "But the Danish politicians refused again as if they were impenetrable to reality." "They ordered the army to continue the fight in Als where Danish soldiers marched into in the Prussian bullets and fell like pearls on a string." "All soldiers in a war die or get hurt " " If not their body, then their soul." "And Peter, who now sat in a military hospital in Austria where he slowly tried to become human again along with hundreds of soldiers with shell shock." "Men who had experienced the worst." "Men who had experienced their own death but nevertheless, miraculously had lived." "The soul was dying, while the body insisted on being alive." "And the two conditions could not be reconciled."

"Previously on "Dominion"..." "I'm sending soldiers across the trench as soon as you drive out of here." "Surrender, Zoe, and everything changes." "Sniper!" "Claire." "Claire." "The added stress of surgery caused a spontaneous miscarriage." "All you had to do was kill Claire Riesen... you failed." "What if I were to tell you I could make you a dyad like me." "Once possessed, the body stops aging, stops dying." "Your life isn't over, General." "And neither was the angel that you loved." "You've spoiled me into almost believing I'm human." "Clementine?" " I've missed you so much." " I'm not leaving you again." "Then we'll both die and Vega will be lost." "I don't believe in Alex, Michael." "But you do." "Protect him." "I can't change what you did for me, Noma." "We need to get to Vega." "Shit." "Weapons?" "Slim Jims, AA batteries." "We definitely should have holed up in a gun store." "Please tell me you have a plan." "I got nothing." "Then we fight." "Okay." "_" "_" "You're late." "Noma." "Your wounds... are they..." " Alex sewed me up." "I'm okay." " Is Gabriel dead?" "Gabriel's captive in New Delphi." " He's alive?" " Gabriel sacrificed himself so that I could escape and get to you." "Doesn't sound like Gabriel." " Gabriel's full of surprises." " And Julian?" "Soon he'll raise his army and attack Vega... that's clear." "The city doesn't have much time." "We need to get going." "There's no entry." "For me, there is." "I'm William Whele." "Smell that?" "Did you sleep here?" "Yeah." "Eight-balls, destroyed before they reached the house." "It's like someone was protecting you." "They were burned from the inside out." "I've seen this before." "When?" "Recently." "Tell me, David." "How long before I'm the one who's dodging bullets?" "Now why would I kill a pretty girl like you?" "You know I like our little chats." "I don't want to be sinning more than you do." "But we agreed to let Claire and Zoe's negotiations play out." "Let the war end when it's just heating up?" "Not a chance." "An opportunity presented itself." "Do you expect to continue receiving my help?" "Arika, we're not partners, and I don't work for you, so let's be clear." "When this war is over, I'm going to control Vega." "Not today." "But soon, with or without your help." "Hello, David." "Hello, Zoe." "David?" "David?" "Are you still there?" "I can't hear you." "David." " Who's Arika?" " Claire's right hand." "She wanted her identity kept secret but, uh," "Arika is a valuable asset." "Pearson was your asset too, but I just watched him die." "Bringing us to the law of unintended consequences." "Meaning?" "Come on, boys." "Pearson's men weren't very happy with the way you terminated his services." "They work for me now." "They're not the only ones." "You've been at this for a couple of months." "I ran an underground for 20 years." "I know enough to know that trying to kill Claire Riesen wasn't just a mistake." "It destroyed any chance we have for peace." "Peace is not the answer." "The V-6s are too entrenched and too powerful, and they will use that power to stop you by any means necessary." "The only chance for revolution is to burn them down." "Now why don't we set our differences aside till the war is won?" "For now, Whele." "But when it's over, one of us is going to die." "Ladies first." "Make sure to get some rest now." "Claire, I'm so sorry." "Had I known about the meeting with Zoe... if I'd been there... the cowards responsible for this will pay." "Could you give us the room, please?" "Just for a moment." "If you need anything at all..." "We need to give Zoe the war that she deserves." "Strike hard, strike fast." "Destroy this rebellion once and for all before it gets even more out of control." "I want the helicopter ready at a moment's notice." "What's wrong?" "Gates isn't as good a liar as he thinks." "He's up to something." " Then go now." " No." "Claire's loss is unfortunate, but it's also a stroke of good luck." "She'll fight back harder than ever, and we'll build a new Helena out of what's left of Vega." "But if Gates suspects us, he'll tell Claire." "You're right." "One way or another," "Gates Foley is a problem that needs solving." "You're nothing but another of Julian's sick jokes." "Edward, it really is me." "Clementine." "You tell Julian that I will never reveal the location of the Amphora." "You shouldn't be so eager to die." "Leave me alone." "Alex killed me." "He evicted my soul, ripped it from my body." "And our daughter watched." "Julian brought me back." "Remember, Edward?" "I used to dream about a place where we could live in peace." "Tell Julian what he wants and we'll be husband and wife again." "You were never my wife." "She was your wife for nine years." "I loved you for 25." "I remember the day we met." "The world was crumbling, but you weren't afraid of anything." "My brave general." "I'm not the man you think I am." "I never was." "The books are for show, right?" "You civilians don't really read that crap." "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it." "Those who think that fancy quotes make them smarter are often due to get punched in the mouth." "Numbers don't lie, and if I can read them, anyone can." "For God's sake, Foster, if you're going to sell tri-tip out the back door at least be clever about it." "You're not only a thief, you're a bad one." "I don't like civilians." "One more word about tri-tip will result in me shoving this inventory file so far up your ass, it'll part you hair." "What is this?" "Much as I do enjoy torturing you," "I think it's time that we tried a more targeted approach." "Who are your friends, Gabriel?" "I don't think you have a single human or angel as your friend." "Certainly not Michael." "He's your twin." "Any of your angelic underlings?" "I think not." "Where's your vaunted army and your herald Janeck?" "Weren't they supposed to be here by now?" "On the flip side, your enemies multiply." "Claire Riesen dropped a bomb on your aerie using the Queen of Helena's plane." "We know how the Chosen One feels, and his poor angel sidekick would rather rip off her wings than spend another minute in your presence." "I believe that was your company she found most disagreeable." "You're alone, Gabriel." "In all the universe, totally alone." "This is worse than torture." "May we please return to the electroshock therapy?" "Oh, we're just getting started." "Sweet dreams." "You should be in bed." "I'm fine." "Arika, thank you for coming." "Mr. Foley, I was surprised to hear you wanted me." " Hmm." " Claire, shouldn't you be resting?" "I am exactly where I should be." "Understood?" "We have five Archangel Corps soldiers on the other side of the trench, and another strike team's preparing to join them." "Any luck tracking Zoe or David?" "No, but from our soldiers' intel we believe that we know the locations of a number of Zoe's warlords." "And if we take them out, it will be a major blow to her support base." "What do you think?" "If you want to stop a dog from biting, take out its teeth." "The armory." "We go after the weapons, not the people." "We're gonna need those weapons if Gabriel attacks... when Gabriel attacks." "The decision is yours, Claire." "Sanders, prepare your men." "We're going to raid the armory." "Everything's ready." "We can be back in Helena by nightfall." "Just say the word." "Soon." "Bring Kat in here." "I need to send a message to David." "You don't trust the radios?" "With Gates running hot and cold, we need to take every precaution." "See that our friend David gets this." "We have chips." "I'm a little low on cash, but if you give me a beer," "I can pay you back in a couple of days." "This is a bar, son, not a bank." "What if I told you I used to be William Whele?" "William Whele's dead." "Not dead." "Exiled by my father." "Where'd he send you, to hell and back?" "Close." "Arizona." "William Whele, huh?" "Back from the dead." "First angels and now ghosts." "Well, I don't believe in ghosts and, uh, I don't like liars." "Well, like I was saying, I was exiled out to the desert, given a death sentence, but I made it back." "Boy, stop bullshitting us." "I met William Whele." "I shook his hand after a sermon." "They were like a little girl's hands." "Buttery." "You ain't no William Whele." "Excuse me." "Let me ask you..." "No use struggling." "You're not in danger." "I just need your help." "Claire Riesen?" "What are you doing in New Delphi?" "Shh." "Julian will hear you." "He did this to you?" "But you escaped." "Clever boy." "Gabriel, let me help you." "Claire, wait." "Be careful." "He's an Archangel." "Noma." "What are you doing here?" "He could be dangerous if we unpin his wings." "And you..." "I know you." "You're the Queen of Helena, aren't you?" "Julian's tortured him." "He needs our help." "Yes." "By all means, Claire, help me." "Gabriel's mankind's greatest enemy." "He's more dangerous than ever." "Even now." "But why would I harm you?" "Three beautiful women, kind enough to help me in my hour of need?" "You honestly believe that I'd waste an ounce of energy on anything other than placing Julian's head on a pike?" "You're amused." "You can't defeat Julian." " No one can." " He's invincible." "Julian will break you." "He's already breaking you." "Resistance is impossible." "Take these damn pins out, and I'll show you what I can do." " He means well." " He's hopeless." "So?" "Should we take the pins out?" "Yes." "Good." "Good." "Now the other one, please." "Better?" "Yes, yes." "I need time to recover..." "heal." "An hour, maybe two, and then I'll summon my angels and we'll slaughter that dyad and everyone else in this cursed pit." "Of course you will." "You don't believe me." "No." "Even with your wings." "It's a losing proposition." "But I'm an Archangel." "One of the greatest warriors the heavens have ever seen." "Julian is far more powerful than that." "You don't stand a chance." "What do you suggest?" "Stay here." "With us." "Why, exactly?" "Because we will protect you." "Because we want you." "Surrender, Gabriel." "It's easy if you try." "I did have buttery hands, didn't I?" "I take it as a compliment, but I don't think you meant it that way." "Get out of my way." "It's amazing how our skin changes, isn't it?" "The worse we treat it, the stronger it gets." "Humans are the same, aren't they?" "These... hands have done things I... never thought I'd be capable of." "Hey, look man, I was joking around in there." "I'm not looking for trouble." "Neither am I." "Ah!" "Edward, Clementine." "I have news from Vega." "I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but Vega has fallen into civil war." "One side is led by a former colleague of yours, David Whele, and the other by your daughter Claire." "And unfortunately she's recently been shot." " No." " Edward, careful." "She's getting the very best care available from what I hear." "Why should I believe you?" "Well, how can you doubt it, Edward?" "You left an inexperienced girl in charge of a city." "Everything that you fought so hard to build is disintegrating while you're here dying unnecessarily a thousand miles away." "A dyad can help Claire to save the city, especially with a New Delphi army and me at his side." "Unlike the eight-balls..." "your term, not mine... the higher angel shares control of the body with the human soul." "Symbiosis, not destruction." "Dyadism." "You will remain Edward Riesen in every way." "All it takes from you is the Amphora." "I'm not going to betray everything that I stand for, Julian." "What do you stand for, Edward, if not your wife?" "And your daughter?" "You rat me out?" "What you were doing was illegal..." "I did my job." "I'm going to show you what we do to rats on this base." "Oh..." "All warfare is based on deception." "Picked that up from Sun Tzu in one of my stupid books." "Clementine!" "Claire?" "Clementine." "None of that changes who you really are." "I'm an imposter." "A charlatan." "No, you're the man who defended humanity." "The man who founded and ran Vega." "All of that's the same." "Doesn't matter if those ribbons were pinned on your chest before the war or not." "You always know what to say to me, Clem." "Take the offer." "You'll be immortal, like me." "What if Julian uses the Amphora as a weapon and I can't..." "I can't..." "Are you okay?" "Edward?" "There's no time left." "You need to take his deal." "Julian!" "Do you love me, Edward?" " Yes." " Then save yourself." "For us." "Shh, shh, shh." "I know better than to ask." "I'll take another." "Ahh..." "Now where was I?" "Cast out to the wastelands, that's right." "I was out there for over three months and I survived." "No." "I thrived." "My first test came when I was captured." "Eight-balls." "They made the best companions, unless you're into insanity and an unending stream of sadism and cruelty." "Burning, cutting, biting torture." "They fight constantly." "More vicious than you can ever imagine." "Where is Julian?" " Oh, no." " Save him." "General." "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "Where is the Amphora?" "This is your last chance." "He's running out of time." "Vega needs you." "She needs you." "Let me make you what they need." "Tell him, Edward!" "What you did for Alex was extremely brave." "And rare." "I realize the price was great." "I did what I had to." "Now I need to make sure he gets home to Vega." " And what happens then?" " I guess we'll see, won't we?" "Yesterday I went out to draw the eight-balls away from Alex and something strange happened." " What?" " A man appeared to me." "There was a presence about him, like he was something more." "I was delirious, but what sticks in my mind is, he said..." "Bring him east." "Does it make any sense to you?" "No." "Ooh!" "Let's roll." "You think your brother's still alive?" "He is for now." "I can't imagine what he's going through." "Naughty, naughty." "Oh, you have no idea." "Wait." "Who are you?" "Martin, you're with me at the armory." "Calderon, your team comes around the flank to cut off a retreat." "This is the first battle of the war, and we're going to send a message that the whole city'll hear." " What do you think you're doing?" " Assuring victory." "In order to ambush Claire's forces at the armory, you need me and my men." "Don't tell me Consul Whele wants to fight on the front lines." "Don't tell me you're so naive to think that" "I would let you alone reap the benefits of my intel from Arika." "Oh, I'm not." "I just didn't think you'd want to get your hands dirty." "Or rather, your hand." "That is wittier than I would have thought you were capable of." "Nice." "Let's claim the armory victory together." "My mother taught me how to shoot." "You?" "Gifted amateur." "Rule number one, always keep your muzzle pointed" " in a safe direction." " I don't need instructions." "Be sure of your target and what's beyond it." "Damn it, Zoe." "But most important, you might want to take the safety off if you're planning to fire it." "Ah..." "Heads up." "They should be attacking soon." "Gunfire at the Agri-tower." " What?" " It's the Archangel Corps." "That's impossible." "Our intel was good." "David Whele, master spy." "Claire plans to attack the armory." "She made a fool of you, Whele." "And me." "The Corps aren't coming here." "They're too busy taking our food supply." "Damn it." "This is your fault." " That's not possible." " No, it's true." "Claire's troops, they took the Agri-tower instead." " No." " And I really don't like the sound of that." "Gates knows." "It's a trap." "Help me." "David." "Okay." "You were right." "Only one of us is going to survive." "David." "David!" "Oh." "That hurts." "What is the meaning of this?" "Who are you?" "Really?" "My, oh, my." "You are looking the worse for wear, Gabriel." "You did this." "Well, the drugs helped, and the power of suggestion, but uh-huh, it was me." "Did you enjoy yourself?" "Mmm, carpe diem has always been my motto." "But you also proved the point of our little adventure." "Do you know what it is?" "Oh, I wouldn't hazard a guess." "Well, while your body may be strong, your mind is malleable." "It can't take the same rigors as your physical form." "It will bend to my will." "So I'll break your mind first, and when that job's done," "I'll take your body." "You won't succeed." "I've always liked your spirit, Gabriel." "Take what you need." "Destroy the rest." "The helicopter will be filled to capacity." "When Daria gets here, we leave." "Take your hand off her mouth or I'll cut it off." "Don't worry." "We'll be home soon." " Claire." " Is it done?" "The Agri-tower is ours, and the armory on that side of the trench is destroyed." " Zoe?" " Captured." "What about David?" "He's on the run." "But we'll find him." "It's only a matter of time." "And Arika is on her way to jail." "Good." "Good." "Claire." "Claire." "Leave us." "Lock the door." "Sure you want to be locked up in here with me?" "Even with my bare hands I..." "Stop talking." "You and I, we shared the same dream." "A better life in Vega." "And I gave you so many chances to join me but you just lied and betrayed me." "You're going to put this on me?" "As if it's my fault?" "I didn't betray you..." "My baby is gone." "And now I have to fight a war without mercy." "And innocent lives will be lost." "Because of you." "Look, Claire, you're not the only one to lose, okay?" "I'm sorry if you've..." "And we feel we're alone." "Like God's left us." "I did after facing every horrifying thing you can imagine." "But I was wrong." "Because He's still here." "And anyone who tells you different's a liar." "I know because He revealed Himself to me." "Edward?" "Edward." "I was at my lowest point, blinded by the sun, skin peeling off my back." "I was approached by six horsemen." "They were thieves." "They wanted my canteen and a few strips of dried meat I had." "And there was nothing I could do to stop them." "But then as the first attacker came at me, this blinding flash of light filled the sky." "It was so bright it turned night into day." "It was as if a comet had hit the Earth, but it was even greater than that because this wasn't a comet." "This was the hand of God." "And He was reaching down from high up there, and He killed that attacker stone dead, right in front of me." "It was a miracle." "God was proving He was still here." "And that He was watching out for me." "The horses knew it." "Animals have that sense." "They threw their riders and took off for the hills." "The rest of the attackers ran off into the night and as I lay there, stunned, something started to occur to me." "I'd been chosen." "And these... these are my markings." "Now some of you are innocent, and some of you are not." "But I am here to cleanse the evil within your troubled hearts." "You, boy." "Menathas, yes?" "Where's your boss?" "Did Julian instruct you not to talk to me?" "If you haven't the time for conversation, maybe I'll just take your body for a spin instead." "Nice try." "Ah, you're just an eight-ball." "Julian told us you might try to perform your little puppet show." "He taught us to resist possession." "But..." "I've had eight-balls watching you for years." "I knew someday you'd be my guest." ""Be prepared" is pretty much my motto." "Among others." "Now where were we?" "Oh, yes." "You said that I couldn't break your mind and take your body, and as you're so very steadfast in your resolve," "I've decided to ratchet things up a notch." "Let's seize the day."

"Oh, hey!" "How was your audition?" "I'm sorry, do I know you?" "What are you doing?" "Practicing blowing you off." "I'm gonna be a big movie star!" "You got it?" "Not yet, but the audition went great!" "What's it for?" "A big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers..." "... whocometo Americaattheturn of the century." "It's classy." "The director's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese." "The "next-next"?" "A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese." "This guy's right after him." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Hello?" "Joey, it's Estelle." "I just talked to the casting people." "They loved you!" "They loved me!" "They want to see you again tomorrow." "My God!" "There's just one thing." "Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?" "Are you kidding me?" "I never rent a movie without it!" "Oh." "Okay, let me call you back." "What's the matter?" "They want me naked in the movie." "Wow!" "I know." "My grandmother's gonna see this." "Grandma's gonna have to get in line." "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin" "English SDH Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "The wedding's so close." "Are you nervous?" "Yeah, but I also can't wait till it's over." "We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding." "A "no sex" pact, huh?" "I have one of those with every woman in America." "Will you give me a hand making up the guest bedroom?" "Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days." "Cassie?" "I haven't seen her in, like, forever." "I wonder if she still carries a Barbie everywhere?" "She's 25 years old." "So?" "I still" "You're probably right." "Hi." "Hey." "Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?" "Subtle, guys." "What?" "I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower." "Okay, well, don't ruin it." "Just play along, at least." "Okay." "Sorry." "We have to throw her a shower?" "What'd you decide to do about the movie?" "I don't know." "It's not like it's porn." "This is a serious, legitimate movie." "Nudity's really important to the story." "That's what you say about porn." "Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback." "No, you should." "A lot of major actors do nude scenes." "The chance to star in a movie?" "Come on!" "That's true." "And I'm only naked in one scene." "It sounds really great." "My character's Catholic." "He falls in love with a Jewish girl." "We run away and get caught in a big rainstorm." "We go into a barn, undress each other and hold each other." "It's really sweet and tender." "Plus, everyone will see your thing!" "When can we have this shower?" "She has so much going on, we have only two options." "We have Friday." "That's just two days away." "What is the other option?" "Yesterday." "If we make it yesterday, we're done!" "It's impossible." "We can't do this by Friday." "We have to find a place, invite people, get food." "There's too much to do." "We cannot do it!" "Calm down!" "Okay." "I'm sorry, you're right." "I'm sorry." "Just calm down, woman!" "Phoebe, I already did." "All right, then I need to calm down." "I think we can do this if we just get organized." "We have two days to plan this party." "We need to make fast decisions." "Where will we have it?" "Here." "What time?" "4:00." "Food?" "Finger sandwiches and tea." "Great!" "Very Monica." "And chili!" "You went one too far." "Flowers or balloons?" "Both." "We're paying for this." "Neither." "What should we do for a theme?" "Lusts of the Flesh!" "What?" "I don't know." "Cowboy theme?" "Hey." "Hey." "I'm glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding." "Oh, boy." "Me too." "I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours." "Technically, we could have sex again." "What do you think, bossy and domineering?" "The wedding's off, sloppy and immature." "That's me." "Come on." "Wait." "Cassie's in the guest room." "We're going to lunch." "Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill!" "Shrill?" "The wedding is back on." "I thought I heard voices." "You must be Chandler." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you too." "So, ready to go?" "Yeah." "[BARRY WHITE'S "I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY" PLAYS]" "Chandler?" "I'll be right with you." "Cassie needs to stay at your place." "Why?" "Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her." "Chandler, she's our cousin!" "I wasn't staring." "I was listening intently." "It's called being a good conversationalist." "Watch." "Say something." "You were staring about eight inches south of there." "Fine." "She can stay at my place." "What does Cassie look like now?" "Exactly like Aunt Marilyn." "This Aunt Marilyn, is she coming to the wedding?" "Wafer-thin ice." "Hey, I'm back." "Hi, Joey." "Will I read the same scene again?" "I tried to call you." "You didn't need to come today." "Oh, great." "I'd have been perfect for this part." "You made a bad decision and ruined your movie." "Good day!" "You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it." "And, "Scene! "" "Wasn't that fun?" "We did a little improv there." "Yeah!" "So, you were saying?" "The director wants to meet you tomorrow." "Wow!" "Sure!" "That's great." "Your agent said you're okay with nudity." "Yeah, sure." "As long as it's handled tastefully." "And that barn is not too cold." "Perfect." "There's one more thing." "It's important to the director that everything in the movie's authentic." "In your love scene with Sarah..." "... shetalksabouthow she 'snever seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish." "So... ." "So... what?" "So, the director is insisting that whoever play that part..." "... beauthentically,anatomically..." "... notJewish." "You know what I'm saying?" "Yes!" "No." "What?" "An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be... ." "Bar mitzvah-ed?" "To get this part, you can't be" "No." "But you are?" "Yep." "You told them you weren't?" "That's right." "Wow!" "It's definitely all gone?" "There's nothing there to work with?" "What were you thinking?" "I don't know." "I just want this part." "They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes." "They want you to ride a horse, say you can." "You figure out how to do it later." "This is not like learning to ride a horse." "This is like learning to..." "... growa turtleneck." "I know, okay?" "Tomorrow, when I go meet the director..." "... Ihaveto takemyclothesoffso they can see what my body looks like." "Oh, my God." "What are you gonna do?" "I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part." "Unless... ." "Unless what?" "This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could..." "... fashion." "Like what?" "Well, I'm not sure yet." "Off the top of my head, I'm thinking..." "... double-sidedtape and some sort of luncheon meat." "I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower." "We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them." "Then inside is each person's individual birthstone." "Okay." "Okay." "You take care of that." "Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list." "Okay." "Who do we know that's coming?" "Me." "Are you?" "Hey." "Hey, what's up?" "I'm making something for Joey." "Can I raid your fridge?" "Have at it." "All right." "Turkey?" "That won't work." "Cheese?" "That won't work." "Olive loaf?" "I hope that won't work." "Are you making him a sandwich?" "No, it's more like a wrap." "Okay, so I'm gonna go, guys." "So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!" "We have to get her a present?" "Okay, but look." "Look at what I got." "It's her address book." "We have a guest list." "You're amazing." "Did you pull that out of her purse?" "Uh-huh." "And a little seed money for the party." "[KNOCKING]" "Cassie?" "Hey, Ross!" "It's been so long!" "Last time I saw you..." "... youweresettingupyour tent in line for Return of the Jedi." "So you did see me that day." "Because it seemed like you didn't." "Yeah, sorry about that." "It's okay." "Come on in." "Thanks for letting me stay here." "Monica's place was nice." "But her fiancé sure stares a lot." "[BARRY WHITE'S "I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY" PLAYS]" "Oh, my God!" "You do a great Chandler!" "Uh-huh." "I have a knack for impressions." "Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me." "Yeah." "No!" "How you doing on that..." "... hotdog?" "I'm all done." "Thank God." "The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house." "Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried?" "We're probably too old to do that now." "I'll always remember that summer." "It's when I got all these freckles." "Uh-huh, uh-huh." "I'll always remember that summer..." "... becausethat'swhenIrealized that we are related." "It took you that long to figure it out?" "I'm a little slow." "Just as our children would be." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Good." "Hi." "Thanks for coming." "Thank you." "So nice to see you." "No, thanks." "Okay." "Hey, Rach?" "Yeah?" "Who the hell are all these people?" "I don't know." "I called everybody in her book." "These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice." "There's a word for people like that:" "Losers." "Hi, I'm Rachel." "This is Phoebe." "I'm the maid of honor." "How do you know Monica?" "I was her accountant four years ago." "I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years." "That's great." "When is Monica supposed to get here?" "I don't know." "Excuse us." "You didn't tell her?" "You were supposed to." "You were supposed to tell her to come!" "I was bringing the cake!" "Fine, I'll go call her." "And please tell her to bring a cake!" "We have a lot of options." "A number of prototypes for you to try on." "Those look great." "Okay, this one's a mushroom cap." "This one is made of bologna." "The toothpicks?" "Just until the glue dries." "Thank God." "These are more realistic, but perishable." "Over here, we have pink suede, which is nice." "But if it gets wet, it'll shrink." "Maybe we'll just take that one away." "I also did a little something in fur, but that's really just for me." "Why don't you try these on?" "We'll get a better idea of what works." "Thanks, you are such a good friend." "And this is so weird." "Ow!" "Toothpick?" "Yeah." "What are you trying now?" "The Fruit Roll-up." "And?" "Delicious." "Joey!" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "We have a winner!" "What?" "Which one?" "The Silly Putty." "Not so silly anymore!" "ROSS:" "She's your cousin." "She's your cousin." "If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick." "Or would she?" "Let's back up for a second." "She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine." "She was the one who turned down the lights." "She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run..." "... the sexiest movie ever." "I know that look." "Forget it." "I want it." "She wants it." "I'm going in." "What the hell are you doing?" "ROSS:" "Say something clever." "Okay, doesn 't have to be clever." "Just has to be words." "Say some words." "Any words will do." "Oh, my God, this is the longest that anyone has not talked ever!" "There is nothing you could say to make this worse so just say something!" "I haven't had sex in a very long time." "Yeah, you really shouldn 't have said anything." "Phoebe?" "Rachel?" "It's Monica." "I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice?" "Oh." "Oh, Monica." "We are so sorry." "For what?" "First, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower." "Then, forgetting to invite you to it." "You already had it?" "We called everyone in your phone book." "A bunch of people came." "It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave." "We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower." "Now you don't have either." "We ruined everything." "No, wait a minute, that's not true." "What you did was really sweet." "It kind of works out for the best." "What do you mean?" "Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love." "I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like!" "Surprise." "Surprise, Monica." "What's cool is, the character is from Naples, right?" "My whole family's from Naples." "That's great." "Okay." "I've heard everything I need to hear... ." "We just need to, uh... ." "Leslie?" "Joey, this is the awkward part." "Hey, right." "Not a problem." "I totally understand you need to..." "... makesureIdon 'thaveany horrible scars or tattoos." "Don't you worry." "I have nothing to hide." "So, there you go." "That's me." "One hundred-percent natural." "I tell you, that has never happened before." "Cassie, are you finding everything okay?" "Yeah." "Thanks for letting me stay here." "Oh, it's no problem." "[BARRY WHITE'S "I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY" PLAYS]" "What?" "PHOEBE:" "Say something." "Say anything." "Ask her out!" "She's not your cousin!"

" Previously on Nikita..." " A mutiny." "I was afraid something like this would happen when you told everybody about Danforth." "I did this." "Alex, you told 300 trained killers the government has a gun to their head." "Not all of them want to stick around to see what happens next." "Rachel, we need to lay low." "Division will never get shut down." "We are going to get there, Chris." "We are going to be free." "Rachel says that she's the leader, but that isn't true." "If Division is left standing, more people are going to die." "Give me the gun." " The plan will still work." " How?" "You're going to have to take the fall." "Make it look like you took my gun." "Alex." "I should have been here." "Look at him." "You say you're trying to help the people in here?" "That's all Ryan was ever trying to do-- help you, get you guys a new life." "Look at him!" "Rachel, I know you're scared, but this isn't the old Division." "Cooperate, and there's still a way out for you." "Tell us who you're working with." "We know you had help trying to blow the tracker array, and someone tried to get you out of interrogation." "When you shot Ryan." "So give us a name before anyone else gets hurt." "You got me." "It's over." "Oh, this is nowhere near over." "She won't break." "Well, maybe it's time Nikita used some enhanced measures." "She did with Ari." "Ari was an enemy." "Rachel's one of us." "Not anymore." "Rachel's just the tip of the iceberg." "The only reason that she is in here is because a lot of other people feel the same way that she does." "Even if we hunt her friends down, it will not solve the problem." "So you're saying you agree with her?" "I'm saying I understand her." "This is Ops." "We're getting some flash traffic that I think you need to see." "It's Danforth." "He's dead." "♪ Nikita 3x17 ♪ Masks Original air date on April 12, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "If you're just joining us, this is a breaking story." "Commander Evan Danforth, special advisor to the President, has died." "He collapsed earlier today at a Georgetown restaurant." "Preliminary reports indicate a ruptured brain aneurysm." "Brain aneurysm?" "It's hard to diagnose." "It's easy to fake." "Right out of the Division playbook, which means-- Amanda." "Amanda?" "Why would she kill Danforth?" "Because he was shielding us from the President." "Only after you blackmailed him." "Nikita played the only card we had." "The point is is Amanda found out about this." "She knows, by killing Danforth, it would turn the heat up on Division." "Owen called it in." "He's been surveilling Danforth." "Owen, where are you?" "I'm on site." "They're taking the body out right now." "Did you see anything out of the ordinary?" "No." "He was at the same place he had lunch at every day." "Same table, same time." "Just like clockwork." "Once she knew his routine, it was easy." "Amanda saw the pattern, and she exploited a weakness." "We dropped the ball on surveillance." "Surveillance." "When Alex and I broke into Danforth's house, we left some surveillance equipment there-- phone taps, keystroke loggers." "The feds do a sweep, they're going to find it." "Yeah, but they won't be able to trace that back to Division." "If the President learns there's unidentified tech in Danforth's place, she'll know that we're behind it." "She'll think we watched him, then killed him." "Owen, I need you to get to Danforth's place and clean the scene." "You want the quick version, or the full works?" "The full works, but also quick." "Copy that." "The President's going to want to talk to Ryan about this." "What are we supposed to do when she calls?" "Say Ryan lost his voice?" "He's on extended vacation?" "No." "We tell her the truth." "We tell her that Ryan's been in an accident but that he's expected to make a full recovery." "Until then..." "You're in charge." "She trusted a Navy man to manage Division before." "She can do it again." "You think that'll be enough to keep her finger off the SEAL trigger?" "Ah!" "Ops, we have a problem." "Owen?" "Owen?" "No response." " I'm going out there." " Take a team." "Don't worry." "It's just a mild paralytic." "I wouldn't want you to end up like poor commander Danforth." "Unlike him, you're far more valuable alive, aren't you, Owen?" "Or should I say "Sam"?" "Sam?" "You still alive?" "Sam?" "Owen?" "Owen?" "Owen?" "Owen, are you okay?" "What happened?" "You called in, said there was a problem, and then radio silence." "Where are they?" "Who's they?" "I mean Danforth." "Danforth's dead." "You don't remember?" "It's been over an hour since you called in." "Owen?" "Sam." " What?" " My name." "It's Sam Matthews." "First special forces operational detachment Delta." "I remember." "What's happening to him?" "He suffered a concussion, and it looks like it's causing his brain to rewire sections that were previously damaged." "And that's what's bringing his memories back?" "Essentially." "It's rare, but it's been known to happen." "You need to relax." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Were you attacked?" "Was somebody already there?" "No." "Nobody was there." "It's like I had a seizure or something." "I must have hit my head on the floor when I fell." "It's a good thing we recovered you when we did." "The CIA got to Danforth's place right after Nikita pulled you out of there." " They find anything?" " No, no, no." "We finished cleaning the place." "Birkhoff's hacking their system just to make sure, but I'm going to go see how he's doing." "You should take it easy." "Thank you, Captain Obvious." " Still hurt?" " No." "I had worse hangovers in the army." "When you were Sam." "Yeah." "So it really is coming back." "In flashes, like a strobe light." "I remember my unit going down." "I was hit." "And Amanda?" "Do you remember why she tried to wipe your memories in the first place?" "No." "There has to be a reason why she did this to you." "We figure that out, we can find out why she tried to grab you back in Russia." "What the hell are you doing?" "They were worried you might have been followed." "They?" "How's Rachel?" "She's holding up." "But for how long?" "This is Division." "They are going to break her." "Even if they don't, once Ryan wakes up, he'll I.D. you as the shooter." "Let me worry about that." "The plan is still on track." "We get everyone new identities and money to start new lives, then we get out." "Rachel too." "All of us." "We're going to have to do something about the trackers." "Birkhoff's decentralized the entire array, so we can't just take out one server to bring down the system." "That means we need software access to bring the trackers down." "We'll never get that." " Let me handle it." " How?" "Birkhoff is the only one who has access to those systems." "I told you that I will handle Birkhoff." "Nerd, we need you." " I'm busy here." " This is important." "Yeah, well, I'm trying to make sure that if the rabble rousers in our midst launch another attack, they don't bring down our whole network." "Is it more important than that?" "This could lead to Amanda." "Okay, what is it?" "Check any records on Sam Matthews." "Your alter ego?" "I already did." "Mikey filled me in." "There is no trace of any Delta operative by that name." "Amanda must have wiped your file." "Did a thorough job too." "Usually there are some digital echoes left behind, but with Owen--or Sam, whatever your name is--nada." "Try Ray Kramer, Enrique Morales, and Darren Stoffer." " Who are they?" " Members of my old unit." "We were in Kosovo." "The guys in my unit were smuggling heroin." "I caught them." "And, uh, they shot me." "I was able to take them all down." "I killed them all." "Amanda was right." "I killed all my friends." "Bingo." "Kramer, Morales, Stoffer." "Army special Ops, assigned to support" "NATO peacekeepers in the Balkans." "All listed as killed in a helicopter crash in Kosovo in '99." "Division cover story much?" "Mm." "Looks like there was one survivor-- a corporal Scott Atkins." "Scotty." "You remember him?" "He tried to help when the others turned against me." "Honorably discharged in '05." "Last known address is in Baltimore." "All right, looks like you're going to visit an old friend." "First we blackmailed him, and then we kill him?" "President's not going to like this." "That's declaring war." "You got to wonder about retaliation." "We can't survive a direct assault." "Hey, Michael." "People are jittery, worried about what Danforth's death means." "Well, they know he was ready to kill us all." "They also stood here and watched us as we blackmailed him." "They don't know what to think." "Is this good for us, is it bad?" "Well, this couldn't have happened at a worse possible time." "All right, everyone, listen up." "Stop what you're doing." "First, we had nothing to do with Danforth's death." "This wasn't some sort of covert kill, and second, this changes nothing." "The President is aware of our situation and is committed to letting us see our mission through." "So I'm here to tell you that everything is under control." "We just need to focus and keep doing our jobs." "Now, as you were." "That was interesting." "Where do we go from here?" "Business as usual." "Are you serious?" "Tell me you haven't thought about it." "Birkhoff, you're the only person I can talk to about this." "I know what you mean." "Nikita, Mikey, Ryan-- they're too close to it." "They can't see it." "So you'd really leave Division?" "Why not?" "Every mission leads to another." "Every secret leads to ten more." "Ryan's in a coma, and for what?" "Because we have an obligation to clean up somebody else's mess?" "I haven't told anybody this, but right after you alerted the troops to the seal threat," "I asked Sonya to leave here with me." "What did she say?" "She turned her back on me and walked out the door." "She's right." "I'd be letting Nikki down." "I'd be leaving a lot of people in the lurch." "What if you didn't have to?" "Leave them?" "What do you mean?" "Hey." "Michael asked me to check those new security protocols." "You finish?" "Yeah, sure." "Did I interrupt something?" "No." "Wow." "Looks like your friend had a really rough time since leaving the army." "I'd probably be in worse shape than him if it wasn't for you." "You always knew what was best for me, didn't you?" "Yeah?" "What's it about?" "Hey, Scotty." "Been a long time." "Sam?" "No." "Can't be." "You're dead!" "We're not here to hurt you." "You don't know me like he does." "Oh!" "The nice thing about killing a drug dealer is they always tend to have what you need to erase the job." "Owen, something's happened to you." "Let me help." "You already helped." "You found Scotty for me." "You said he was your friend." "He was." "Amanda was wrong when she said I killed all my friends." "One got away." "Not anymore." "Owen, let me go." "I'll help you fix this." "There's nothing to fix." "I remember now." "Everything." "My unit was smuggling drugs, but I wasn't the whistle-blower." "I was the leader." "I organized the whole operation, but they tried to cut me out." "What the hell?" "Sam." "This isn't what it looks like." "Good." "'Cause it looks like you're moving product without me, and I know you wouldn't do that." "Right, guys?" "No way." "We just intercepted an unscheduled delivery." "Don't worry." "You'll get what's coming to you." "Sam?" "You still alive?" "Sam?" "Scotty's mistake was not finishing the job." "You get a man down, you finish him." "Else it's going to bite you in the ass." "It might not happen right away, it might take ten years, but it's going to happen eventually." "Am I right, Scotty?" "Operator." "How may I assist you?" "You can shut up." "I'm talking to the bitch who's tapping this phone." "Call me back." "Let's talk Nikita." "Amanda." "Once she restored my memory, she knew I'd come looking for Atkins." "I half thought I'd find her in the house." " Owen" " Sam." "Owen's a tool." "No, Amanda did this to you." "She created some kind of..." "delusion." "I don't know, but this isn't you." "You don't get it, do you?" "Owen was the delusion." "He was just a whipped, little puppy dog following you around." "I mean, it felt like I was medicated for the last ten years." "Why would Amanda do that?" "Why would she create someone like Owen?" "You are so obsessed with that woman, aren't you?" "Okay." "From what I remember, according to Percy, the perfect candidate for Division was a troubled, violent killer with low self-esteem." "Does that remind you of anybody?" "I mean, they didn't want thinkers, planners, leaders." "They wanted to do all the thinking for themselves." "So Amanda, being Amanda, took her little needles and blunted my edge." "Something about judgment centers around the brain." "Take a born leader, and turn him into a loyal follower." "A guardian." "No." "No." "You can't tell me the man that I know-- the one who saved my life, the one who loved Emily-- that that man doesn't exist?" "Emily didn't know who I was." "I didn't know who I was." "If she knew, she wouldn't have been with me." "This is Sam." "Sam." "It's been a long time." "I have to admit," "I thought you might call Atkins before killing him." "You're moving a bit faster than I expected." "Had a lot of time to make up for." "Meet me at Ellwood Park at midnight." "And why would I do that?" "Same reason you're tapping this phone." "You knew I'd come with what you want." "Be prepared to pay 'cause it's going to cost you." "You're not really going to go through with this." "You can fight her." "I can help you." "Oh, she'll get what's coming to her, after I get mine." "You're not really surprised this is who I am, are you?" "I mean... deep inside, you always knew what I was." "You just didn't want to believe it." "Where's the bad cop?" "No bad cops." "I'm here as a friend." "Yeah?" "Then let me go." "That's up to you." "Tell me who else you're working with." "You know, your Division record was outstanding-- five sanctioned solo kills, seven missions as team leader, all clean successes." "Except for that last one in Madrid." "What happened there?" "A member of your exfil squad went down." "Your orders were to leave him, but you went back for him, got caught in the crossfire." "Said you spent three months recovering in medical from those bullet wounds." "Now, you know what it means to be responsible for the lives of your people, and I am telling you that your friends are following a very dangerous path." "If you give me their names, they'll be fine." "My friends will be fine when they are free." "But we both know that's not how it's going to end." "Division will come after you, with or without a tracker, and this time, it won't be to put you into custody." "It will be to kill you, to kill all of you." "That is how this is going to end." "So..." "Are you really going to let that happen?" "If I gave you access to the server, could you reroute tracker control?" "Not with Birkhoff's security protocols in place." "You have to disable those first from his station." "What happened?" "I thought you were taking care of him." " Still working on it." " There is another way." "Take control of Ops." "Ryan's out of commission." "Nikita's off on one of her personal missions." "We have a window here." " Out of the question." " You heard Michael." "He thinks it's business as usual." "Nothing is going to change unless we do something about it." "We don't have the numbers." "We can get the numbers." "Word is spreading fast." "No!" "No more recruiting people until we get a handle on this tracker problem." "We've got to be smart, wait for our moment." "I will get everyone out, safely." "Check him." "He's clean." "And you're stupid." "What's the matter?" "You don't have a plan for this?" "That was unnecessary." "Seemed necessary to me." "You got the money?" "What's this?" "$50,000." "That's it?" "I get you Nikita, you think it's worth 50 grand?" "This is what's going to happen." "I'm going to give you a bank account number, and you're going to transfer all of your funds into it." "The entire Tasarov bankroll." "You understand?" "There is no more bankroll." "That's all of it." "My goal was never money." "Sucks to be you." "There's another way." "The Black Box." "A lot of people would pay for its secrets, a lot more than $50,000, and right now, there's a small window of time where Division still thinks you're Owen." "You could go back and get it." "That's not a bad angle." "Thanks." "But who would you sell it to?" "I have all the contacts." "Your only avenue to them is through me." "I'm going to be so happy when I'm done with you people." "Wait for my call." "What about Nikita?" "Any progress with Rachel?" "Not yet, but I think I'm starting to get through to her." "Michael, it's Owen." "Owen?" "What happened?" "Amanda was waiting for us." "I tried to fight them off, but there was too many of 'em." "What about Nikita?" "Amanda has her." "Is there an active threat on site?" "No, they cleared out." "All right, stay put." "I'll bring an Alpha team." "All right." "Michael, Amanda must have a plan for her." "She'll keep her alive." "Yeah, but for how long?" "I'm taking an Alpha team out there." "You stay here and start the sweep." "Check the satellites, the cell towers, traffic cams, all of it." "Birkhoff, give Alex full command code clearance." "You're in charge." "How do you like my new lair?" "It somehow suits you." "I'd been hoping you'd come by for a visit." "Sam just made that happen sooner than expected." "Remember what I said?" "You told me that the people I love would betray me, but you had to destroy Owen's mind." "You had to turn him into a completely different person for him to betray me." "That's not winning, that's cheating." "I'm not talking about Owen." "I was very specific, remember?" "What did I say about her?" "You said that..." ""You made her, and like everything you love--"" "she will turn against you." "Which is exactly what Alex has done, with a little help from me of course." "Birkhoff..." "Dana found some traffic cam footage that could be Amanda." "It's grainy, inconclusive." "Can you help her?" "Yeah, no sweat." "I got a new full-spectrum analysis process, should clean it up." "Where is she?" "Logistics." "With Owen, the solution was to build a wall." "A bit crude, I admit, but the memory wipe did its job." "With Alex, I needed a more elegant method." "Alex is still Alex." "She remembers who she is." "That's because this time, I didn't need a wall." "What I needed was a bridge." "Alex is a survivor, and like most survivors, she carries the guilt of that." "Her father died." "She lived." "She had escaped the world of sex slavery but left many girls behind to suffer." "I needed to connect the pain of her past with her present circumstances in Division, so I introduced her to someone who could link those two worlds." "Look out!" "Ah!" "Larissa?" "The girl she was trying to save?" "A hallucination." "During her stay with me, Alex thought she was in a bed when she was really in my chair." "Larissa was an idea I projected into Alex's mind-- an innocent young woman who had lost everything, still working for the people who killed her family." "Parallels, anyone?" "I stimulated the empathetic regions of her brain, gave her a few suggestions." "You can't leave now, Alex." "Larissa's hurt." "She needs your help." "Let me see." "Keep pressure on it." "Keep pressure on it." "Ah!" "Her own mind filled in the rest of the story." "She blamed me for Larissa's death." "Transference." "Alex survived but couldn't save Larissa." "That feeling of being powerless, she needed someone to blame." "Who else but the most powerful figure in her life?" "You." "No." "Alex has defeated your mind games before." "She's a good person." "She's not going to forget that." "And I wouldn't want her to..." "Because there's no telling how far Alex will go to save the people who depend on her." "She will sacrifice everything before letting them die like Larissa." "Everything." "All you can do is sit there and wait for it to happen." "Owen, are you okay?" "You're lucky Amanda left you alive." "I wasn't the target." "Once she got Nikita, she was gone." "Birkhoff, any leads?" "None yet, but I got everybody in here on the hunt." "Come on, I'll catch you up on where we are." "Shouldn't you be in medical?" "In a minute." "I had a thought." "That's a new one." "What'd you say to me?" "Easy." "It's a joke." "Of course." "What's your thought?" "I think Amanda might be making a play for the Black Box." "You mean like another trade?" "Nikita for the box?" "Maybe." "Or she's got a mole inside that could use the distraction to steal it outright." "Impossible." "It's in Ryan's safe with a biometric lock, and considering Ryan's condition right now," "I don't think anybody's going to be getting in there anytime..." "Soon." "Charming as ever." "The thing is," "I hated Percy, but I got him." "You were either valuable, or you were dead." "Simple as that." "But you?" "You poke around in people's heads for fun." "You manipulate who they become." "I help them become what they should have been." "I fix what was broken." "This is important work we're doing." "Did someone fix you?" "Or was the problem that you were too broken for them to even bother?" "I didn't need anyone to fix me." "I did that for myself." "Well, I couldn't." "I needed help-- your help." "And I passed on what I learned from you to Alex." "I thought you didn't make Alex." "You made a point of saying that." "I didn't remake Alex in my own image." "I didn't need to do that." "She already was me, lying on the floor, trying to kill herself, believing that she was worthless because she had nothing to live for." "I saw that, and I thought..." "I could help her." "Because you used to be her." "And you used to be me." "Transference, right?" "That's what this is all about." "You're trying to break me the way someone broke you." "Though, when the people you loved betrayed you," "I'm doubting there was a cranial needle involved." "I have a feeling they made that move of their own free will." "What's wrong?" "I think someone's been using my terminal." "Did they do anything?" "No." "Critical systems are all secure." "They'd need command code access to get into those anyway." "I told these doofuses to stay off my station." "Ah!" "Sean?" "What are you doing?" "I was going to ask you the same question." "Where are you going?" "I don't have to explain myself." "Sean, wait!" "What am I going to find in here, Alex?" "Huh?" "Let's just go upstairs, and I'll explain everything." "You've been different ever since South Ossetia." "Aggressive, secretive." "This again?" "I told you" "You and Rachel were the only ones in the room when Ryan got shot, and..." "I saw you use your command code clearance at Birkhoff's station." "It's you, isn't it?" "Behind this whole mutiny?" "It's not a mutiny, Sean." "You don't understand." "You're right, I don't." " I have to do this." " Why?" "If I don't get everyone out of Division, more people are going to get hurt." "You mean like Ryan." " Help us." " What?" "You're the one who always said how dangerous this place is, how I had to get out of here." "That was about you." "And what about everyone else?" "We have a chance to save them, Sean." "All of them." "Are they down here?" "How many of them are there?" "More than enough." "Chris, back off!" "He knows too much." "He could expose us all." "He isn't going to say anything." "He's with us." "Find that hard to believe." "Rachel?" "How did you get out?" "People are joining our cause from all over, including security." "Rachel, listen to me." "Sean is helping us." "Who do you think shut down the trackers?" "The trackers are down?" "Not yet, but when Michael went off-site, he put Sean in charge." "Sean used his clearance to bypass security protocols." "We can access them at any time now." "Division's responsible for my mother's death." "You think I have any loyalty to this place?" "You know what this means?" "Now's the time." "What are you talking about?" "We're going to take Ops." "We have the numbers." "And if the tracker server really is vulnerable, we can strike now before Birkhoff or anyone else can turn the security protocols back on." "We don't need to do this." "I can still get everyone out quietly and safely." "We go in there, guns blazing, it'll be a bloodbath." " It'll be their blood." " This is not the plan!" "The plan has changed." "We're getting everyone out, tonight!" "Hello, there." "It's been a long time." "Going somewhere?" "Following up on a hunch." "Is that why you visited Ryan first?" "His guards have orders to report all entries." "Ew." "The first thing that bothered me was, why would Amanda take Nikita and not you?" "Then, Birkhoff told me about your Black Box theory, and I thought, that's...funny..." "How you never mentioned that to me." "Yeah." "What can I say?" "Memory's not my strong suit." "Take him to holding." "I said-- you're not in charge anymore." "Excuse me?" "What?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "I'm on your side." "What do you think I was just doing?" "Keep your head down until this is over." "Until it's over?" "No, no, no, no, I'm going to get out of here right now." "No one leaves until we've secured the facility." "Everyone, stand down!" "We're taking charge." "What?" "Aah!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "No shooting!" "No one needs to get hurt." "We have Michael in custody, and we control the exits." "All right." "Disable the trackers, and transfer the money." "Once that is done, then we can get everyone out." "No." "We also have to make sure they can never come after us because they will." "Attention, Division personnel." "There's been a change in leadership." "Ops is now under the control of those who want to get out of this hellhole." "Those who are with us will get new lives, free of Division forever." "Those who are against us, they will be shot on sight." "It's your choice." "Rachel, what are you doing?" "What needs to be done." "We have a problem." "Hold on." "I think you should hear this." "Go ahead." "There's been a coup in Division." "They've taken over Ops, instituted a lockdown." "I have the Black Box, but I can't get out." "You're resourceful." "I'm sure you'll find a way." "Good luck." "So it begins." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

" The poster that came out in Europe, at least in England, I believe, before the movie was released in Europe said," ""The wave of terror that swept across America."" "And Kubrick controlled the posters very carefully." "Now, it made you do a double take." "I remember seeing it in Europe." "I was the Rome Bureau Chief at the time for ABC News." "And I remember looking at it." "It said, "The wave of terror that swept across America."" "What's he talking about?" "And you'd sort of think that he was talking about the impact of the book The Shining." "Maybe." "The impact of the movie that had just opened over there?" "Maybe." "It didn't quite fit." "The wave of terror that swept across America from Portland, Maine, to Portland, Oregon, was the genocidal armies and the white men with their ax clearing it all and bringing in extractive industries, among many other good things as well." "But that was the wave of terror that swept across America, terrifying, of course, the American Indians." " I went in to see this movie in Leicester Square Movie Theater, right near Leicester Square in London." "And I remember it quite clearly from..." "I can even remember the seats we were sitting in." "If I went back to that theater, I could point them to you, sort of near the back and over to the left." "From the moment of the opening astonishing helicopter shot," "I was terrified." "I had no idea what was coming." "I remember sort of sitting on the front edge of my theater seat there to keep from falling off." "And I remember gripping my belt buckle with my left hand," "I think it was... yes, my left hand, sort of to keep from falling off the edge of the seat and to try to control my terror as I watched this movie." "I had no idea what was coming." "I hadn't read the book." "I had barely seen any of the posters." "And I remember that I was stunned when the movie was over." "We left the theater, went in... down into our underground car park to get into the car to leave." "And as we were driving up out of the car park," "I was sitting in the back left seat." "I was thinking, "What was that?" "What was that?" ""What was it?" "What was it?" "What was it?"" "And I think my visual imagination looked at that Calumet baking powder can, the one right behind Hallorann's head when he was talking to Danny." "I knew what "calumet" meant." "It meant "peace pipe."" "And I thought to myself, "peace pipe, Indians." ""Oh, my goodness, they're all over the place in that movie."" " The loser has to keep America clean." " And I suddenly said to my friends," ""That movie was about the genocide of the American Indians."" "And they said, "What are you talking about?"" "And I started explaining it, because I'd noticed the Calumet baking soda can." "In the first... the first time we seen one, it's a single baking powder can straight on." "And you can see the whole word, "Calumet,"" "so there's no duplicity, like the little girls represent later." "This is an honest truth, an honest peace pipe between them." "The other time we see the Calumet baking powder cans is when they're very carefully placed behind Jack Nicholson's head when he's talking to Grady." " No need to rub it in, Mr. Grady." "I'll deal with that situation as soon as I get out of here." " There's about six or seven of them stacked up, and they're all turned different ways, and you can't read any one of them completely." "It's..." "I've always interpreted those as being broken, dishonest peace pipe treaties." "They're not... these two guys, Grady and Jack, are not being honest with each other." "Grady is trying to get Jack to go kill his family and commit genocide, in the larger sense of the movie." "You know, I mean, Kubrick often, in many of his movies, he will end them with a puzzle so that he forces you to go out of the theater saying," ""What was that about?"" "And he would put things in the scenes that he knows will be, among other things, like confirmers when people start to try to figure out what the movie is about." "And we know he took this kind of care." "There's a photograph in one of the books that actually shows Kubrick carefully arranging objects on the shelves in that dry goods room." "I thought afterwards," ""How come I saw this and a lot of other people didn't?"" "And I've thought about it." "It's a combination of factors." "First, I grew up in Chicago and, therefore, just north of the Calumet Harbor and spent summers up in the sand dunes of Michigan, around on the other side of Lake Michigan." "My father took me and my sister out to collect little bits of Indian pottery." "I'd already..." "I'd already covered, at that point in 1980, five years of the Lebanese civil war." "I was, at that point, covering John Paul ll." "I was the Rome Bureau Chief." "And listening to what he was saying about... because he had experienced the Holocaust at its epicenter and also other horrors." "And so all of those factors were very much alive in my mind when we went to see The Shining, which I just thought was going to be some kind of horror movie by this great moviemaker." "And all of those coming together along with the little key, the Calumet baking soda can, is why I just happened to tune to it as we were driving up out of that underground parking garage just off Leicester Square." " I first saw the movie in 1980 when it first came out and saw it probably two times." "I can say that I remembered the skier poster." "That is one thing that really stuck with me." "And the window." "The window in the office, that's another thing that really stuck with me." "I remember, you know, in the newspapers afterwards, people being disappointed." "And I remember people that I knew, yes, in dialogue afterwards, being disappointed that it was not more a horror film." "Well, no Kubrick film's really just a regular movie." "I understood that from, well, when I was 10 years old and I first saw 2001." "I walked away." "I thought, "This is a film that's supposed to make me think."" " I had my first religious experience seeing the film 2001:" "A Space Odyssey in 1968." "I was a smart kid and liked art, but I really did not like movies and thought that they were really a substandard art." "And, you know, films like" "My Fair Lady and Doctor Dolittle were out." "And it was a rather pathetic time in the '60s for films." "And my girlfriend, she pulled up and told me that she'd seen a movie the night before and she wanted to see it again." "So she took me to the theater, the Cinerama Dome, and I watched it." "And I had never in my life envisioned that a movie could do what this movie was doing." "And it was showing me things that I had never seen, and it was intellectually challenging." "And it was an artistic masterpiece in every way, from the soundtrack to the visuals to the story line." "And when the movie ended, I couldn't get out of my seat." "I was frozen in the seat, completely paralyzed by what I'd just witnessed." "And the usher actually had to come and get me out." "And I was the last person, me and her." "And I staggered out of the theater completely changed as a human being and decided at that moment that the only thing that I wanted to do for the rest of my life was to make films in one fashion or another." "And so I have done that." "So I owe Stanley Kubrick and his film 2001:" "A Space Odyssey everything for everything that I have become in my life, so..." " I saw a number of Kubrick films before I had an academic interest in him." "And then I went to see The Shining in 1980." "And frankly, I didn't think that much of it." "I thought the other Kubrick films that I'd seen were far superior." "But as I thought about the film afterwards... and even when I wasn't thinking about it... there were things that bothered me about it." "It seemed as if I had missed something." "And so I went back to see it again." "And I began to see patterns and details that I hadn't noticed before." "And so I kept watching the film again and again and again." "And since I'm trained as an historian and my special expertise is in the history of Germany and Nazi Germany in particular," "I became more and more convinced that there is, in this film, a deeply laid subtext that takes on The Holocaust." "I think it probably was the typewriter, which was a German brand, which might seem arbitrary, but by that time, I knew enough about Kubrick that most anything in his films can't be regarded as arbitrary," "that anything..." "especially objects and colors and music and anything else, probably have some intentional as well as unintentional meaning to them." "And so that struck me." "Why a German typewriter?" "And in connection with that," "I began to see the number 42 appear in the film." "And for a German historian, if you put the number 42 and a German typewriter together, you get the Holocaust, because it was in 1942 that the Nazis made the decision to go ahead and exterminate all the Jews they could." "And they did so in a highly mechanical, industrial, and bureaucratic way." "And so the juxtaposition of the number 42 and the typewriter was really where it started for me in terms of the historical content of the film." "Of course "adler" in German means "eagle."" "And eagle, of course, is a symbol of Nazi Germany." "It's also a symbol of the United States." "And Kubrick generally has recourse to eagles to symbolize state power." "Kubrick read Raul Hilberg's" "The Destruction of the European Jews." "And Hilberg's major theme in there is that he focuses on the apparatus of killing." "And he emphasizes how bureaucratic it was and how it was a matter of lists and typewriters." "Spielberg picked that up in Schindler's List, of course." "I mean, the film begins with typewriters and lists and ends with a list, of course." "And so that informs... and I had a chance to talk to Raul Hilberg." "He visited Albion College." "And he said that he and Kubrick corresponded about this." "And the fact that he read it then, in the 1970s, when there was a big wave of interest in Hitler and the Holocaust and the Nazis, I think..." "I think just tells us that that typewriter, that German typewriter... which by the way, changes color in the course of the film, which typewriters don't generally do... is terribly, terribly important as a referent to that particular historical event." " I worked in a film archive for a decade, kind of like fast-forwarding through World War II ten times a day." "But, you know, like, when you see things over and over and again, their meanings change for you." "Like, when you see these... see, like, World War ll newsreels, like, after a while, you come to realize that it's all faked on film." "You are not seeing troops storming Normandy." "You're seeing troops storming a beach in Hollywood." "You know, like, you're not seeing a plane flying to Japan." "You're seeing a plane flying over, you know, New Mexico." "What you're really being shown is, like, staged heroism." "You know, like, you're seeing men moving with machines, but you're not seeing what they're talking about." "And I think that that's something that Kubrick plays on." "Like, he plays on your acceptance of visual infor... and also your ignorance of visual information." "Like he'll often, like, put little special clues that you see, like, in the corner." "Every scene, there's an impossibility, like the TV doesn't have a cord or even something as simple as, like, them... they, like..." "they bring too much luggage up." "They, like..." "Jack, you know, glances over at a pile of their luggage that they brought, and it's about the size of a car." "You know, a lot of it is jokes." "Like, they're taking the tour." "They're crossing the street from the maze to go check out the garage." "Like, a car is just about to hit them." "And then it cuts right before." " I had anticipated the film and had read the Stephen King novel before the film came out and found it a very appealing story." "And I had spent a lot of time at the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado, which is where he was inspired to write the book The Shining." "And so I, you know..." "I knew a little bit of the background." "And when Kubrick's film came out," "I was first in line to see it, of course." "And I was just really disappointed and walked out of the theater wondering what the hell I had just witnessed." "And, I... actually, my reverence for Stanley Kubrick diminished after that." "I was disappointed, but I still watched it every few years." "I couldn't understand why I was so attracted to watching a film that I actually didn't like." "And now in all these years later," "I know why it is a great film." "It is a masterpiece, but not for the reasons that most people think." "We are dealing with a guy who has a 200 IQ." "I believe that when Stanley Kubrick finished with Barry Lyndon, he was bored." "He had conquered the filmmaking landscape." "He had succeeded in making masterpiece after masterpiece, and he was bored." "Barry Lyndon is a boring movie." "It is wonderfully shot." "It is beautifully costumed." "But it is a film made by a guy who is bored." "And I could see that." "And so I think Stanley retreated after Barry Lyndon." "And he began working on a new kind of film, a film that had never been made before, a film that was made by a bored genius who had thoroughly emptied the jug of everything that could be done in filmmaking." "And he was looking for the next thing." "And what he did was he began reading Subliminal Seduction and a number of other books which were about how advertisers were injecting... injecting images, subliminal images, into advertising to sell products more." " Suggestible trends." " You know, there'll be an ad for Gilbey's Gin, and inside, the ice cubes will be various sex organs and things to add a subliminal appeal to the ad." "Kubrick went to these advertisers, and he asked them what their methods were." "And then he took those methods and he applied them to The Shining." "Inside The Shining are hundreds of subliminal images and shot line-ups." "And what these images are telling is an extremely disturbing story about sexuality." "And the subtext of the story, besides the other subtexts of the story, is a story of haunted phantoms and demons who are sexually attracted to humans and are feeding off of them." "You'd have to be able to be a complete fanatic like I am in order to find all this, but, you know, I'll give you my favorite." "I'm only gonna give you one, but I'll give you my favorite." "When Jack meets Stewart Ullman in the office at the very beginning of the movie and he reaches over to shake Jack Nicholson's hand... and so step through that scene frame by frame." "And the minute, the moment, the frame that he and Jack Nicholson touch hands and right after the line that Barry Nelson says, which is, "Nice to see you,"" "you can see that there's a paper... a paper tray on the desk." "And as soon as they touch hands, the paper tray turns into a very large straight-on hard-on coming out of Barry Nelson." "Yeah, it's hilarious." "It's a joke... a very serious joke... but a joke by Stanley." "And there's many of these in the film." "And very disturbing, some of them." "And this will all be in my film, Kubrick the Magician." "I'll give you one more." "This one's harder to find, okay?" "And you have to know what Stanley Kubrick looked like during the making of The Shining to know this one." "But if you go to the opening credits and you pan the frame... you... you go through the frames, right after it says "Directed by Stanley Kubrick,"" "as soon as his name passes off the frame, stop and you will see that the clouds have Stanley Kubrick airbrushed into them, his face... with the beard and the wild hair and the whole thing." "I know this one's a little harder to find." "And I will have to..." "I will have to Photoshop this one to show people it, but there is definitely the photograph of Stanley Kubrick in one frame airbrushed into the clouds." " In most films, a dissolve is used to indicate a long passage of time between two scenes." "But in The Shining, the dissolves go on for so long that they create a superimposition, where different scenes seem to be interacting with each other." "For example, you have the exterior image... a tracking shot of the lobby of the camera moving along the western wall south towards the entrance." "And you see a janitor mopping the floor, but it looks like he's... it looks like a he's a giant, mopping, like, clearing the forest because he's mopping, like, a vacant area in the forest." "And then the... then the ladder lines up... lines up with the pyramid form of the exterior of the hotel, which, in the exterior set, disappears." "Like, we don't see... we only see that in the Timberline exteriors." "But the England movie set exteriors of the hotel, like, the pyramid is missing, and it seems as if the hotel then takes both sides of the Timberline Hotel and then kind of, like, makes a composite of it." "So it's... you know, it's a perceptual shift of making people look like giants, also making the hotel look larger or smaller than it is." "I mean, these things kind of litter the movie." "But then the shot goes on." "We see a... we see a janitor pushing a folded-up bed on wheels." "And then he's followed by another... he's followed by another guy, who's carrying, like, one... like, one coffee table?" "And then another..." "like, another guy is carrying one chair." "Like, where are these guys going with, like, these light loads, you know?" "Then we see Jack sitting on a chair, eating lunch." "And the manager and his assistant crosses paths with two women who... and just as he's in the corner of the screen... you just see it for a second." "You see one of the women is wearing, like, a 13, a number 13 jersey?" "Can you hear that?" "My boy, yelling?" "Hold on one second." "I'm gonna see if I can..." "I can see if I can calm him down." "You know, so, like, he's like, leaning back and eating a sandwich." "And he's got, you know, a magazine in his lap." "And as he stands up to greet them, he, like, throws it down." "And if you look at, look at... look at it, you know, close up, it's an actual Playgirl magazine." "Yeah, a Playgirl magazine in the lobby of a hotel right in front of his boss, like on his first day at work." "Yeah." "Like, the cover is like, people getting ready for New Year's." "There's an article about incest." "At the beginning of the film, Danny's been physically abused." "But there's a suggestion that he's been sexually abused as well." "You know, so like, just in that one... one shot, there's all these, like, you know, complex things going on in the background, like things that are choreographed to match up exactly." "Like, we see a guy... we see a guy, carrying a... entering the room, carrying a rug." "And by the time the scene is just ending, we see him walking up the stairs." "Like, he's crossed the entire place, you know, timed exactly." "I don't even..." "Yeah." " When Ullman is leading the Torrances out of the elevator and into the Colorado Lounge for the first time, there's a pile of suitcases." "And in the dissolve into that scene, the scene before, a group of tourists are standing in the lobby." "And those tourists dissolve into the suitcases." "Now, as an historian of the Holocaust," "I find that very, very striking and certainly not accidental 'cause he's using those sort of cross-dissolves." "Now, that could be, along with the ladder, where he's trying to make substantive connections as well as formal ones." " Oh, the window in Ullman's office, it is absolutely beautiful." "The casual viewer isn't going to see so many things in Kubrick's films, although I think they may register unconsciously." "You know, but they're not going to, you know, perceive perhaps these things because as I've said, he presents them as being real." "You know, it's realism." "And it's not your typical horror... you don't have a horror film except for this one section at the end, right where Wendy walks in and the lobby is blue and you've got the cobwebs all around." "And it's almost like a Saturday morning kind of horror film suddenly there for a second." "And you kind of go." ""Ooh, what is this with the skeletons and the cobwebs?"" "And it's kind of cheesy." "But then, after that, following that, you've got her going down the red hallway, which..." "on the big screen, that's petrifying." "So I think the kind of cheesiness before it helps set up that red hallway." "So anyway, what was I saying?" "Right, the windows." "So you got..." "Jack has entered." "And you can see..." "you are..." "Kubrick shows you." "But he shows you this lobby, and you get to see... as Jack moves across the lobby, you see the elevator beyond." "And you see beyond that, a hallway." "You don't see yet how far back it goes, you know, the other things back there, but you have an impression that this place is towards the middle of the hotel." "You just have that impression that it's towards the middle of the hotel." "And you go from the lobby into the general manager's office and then into Ullman's office, and there's this window." "And the window's a powerful window." "I mean, the light coming through there is glaring." "It's like a character in itself." "It takes over." "And you've got these tendril-y, sinister kind of trees that are outside the window." "And you've got... it's just such a forceful presence, this light that comes over everything." "And, you know..." "And there's something wrong with it." "There's something wrong with it, and I think it registers as something wrong." "This is an impossible window." "It's not... it is impossible." "It is physically impossible." "It cannot be there." "It should not be there." "There's no place in the hotel for this window to exist." "It's only toward... finally, towards the end of the film, that you have the realization that there are several hallways in succession behind the office." "You see it when Wendy, when she's later down there and she sees Dick Hallorann's body after he's been killed." "You have her behind... in that hallway behind the office." "So really, now, what can I tell you about the maps?" "No, I did not sit down with graph paper." "I did not even begin to attempt to do them to scale." "Let me see." "I can't say which room I started off with." "I don't remember." "I just went through and decided I was going to do... try to do as much as I could, feeling that..." "I felt, eventually, that there were places that I could plot out, such as where the girls were killed." "I was not absolutely sure at that point, when I started out doing the maps, where the girls were killed." "But I felt that it was somewhere back around the area where they lived." "Suite number, what?" "They lived at suite number 3." " When Jack is sitting, typing at his typewriter, and Wendy comes in and interrupts him while he's working... and in one shot of Jack..." " You get a lot written today?" " Sitting at the typewriter, a one shot, you look back behind him." "And of course, you can see very clearly 'cause Kubrick was the master of depth of field." "He kept everything in focus so he would have lots of space in which to puts things that he wanted you to notice." "And in the first shot, behind Jack sitting at his typewriter, back against a wall, behind him probably 10 or 12 or 15 feet is a chair." "And then there's a switch to a one-shot of Wendy saying something." " Hey, the weather forecast said it's gonna snow tonight." " And then the camera switches back to Jack, and the chair is gone." " What do you want me to do about it?" " And my students and I always have fun with that, saying, "Well, continuity error?"" "Could be." "Or it's not, and the answer, if it's not... or if it was originally and then Kubrick saw it and decided to keep it, is that he's parodying horror films in order to remind you that this isn't just a horror film." "And there's another one in The Shining that's, I think, less well-noticed." "And I think it's even more clearly substantive." "When Danny has his first vision of the elevator gushing blood and the camera is tracking toward him, past the open door of his bedroom and toward the hall and the bathroom, the open bathroom door across the hall... and his bedroom door, as you would expect a kid's door," "has lots of cartoon characters on it" "And, the one who is most apparent, because it's right at the edge of the door and it's the largest one that you can see and it's the last one you can see as the camera moves past it," "is one of the Seven Dwarves." "And it happens to be Dopey, okay?" "Subsequently, after Danny has passed out," "Wendy and the pediatrician leave Danny's room." "And as they do, they, of course, go out his door." "And you again see the door, the open door with all the cartoon characters on it, and Dopey isn't there." "Now, again continuity error?" "I don't think so." "I think what Kubrick is saying is that before," "Danny had no idea about the world, and now he knows." "He is no longer a dope about things." "He has been enlightened." " Anything you say, Lloyd." "Anything you say." " The the advocaat is spilled." "There's the accident." "Kubrick is setting it up as where they come around in a circle, 'cause I feel like that's what the camera does." "I feel like the camera brings us around in a circle so that we're coming back." "The bathroom seems to be overlaying the Gold Room and... so that the advocaat situation in the bathroom is occurring about in the same area that it did in the Gold Room." " They use the camera to create an emotional architecture in your mind but at the same time, showing you that it's false." "The set is complete..." "so completely plastic that its contradictions pile up in your subconscious." "Hallorann is showing... showing Wendy, you know, the place where she will, you know, basically, entrap Jack... entrap him both physically, but also, like, that will be the last straw for him," "last straw for the management of the hotel." "It's in the store room that he finally is like," ""Okay." "Now I'm gonna do it."" "And, you know, the opening of that door is the famous, like, only thing that's supernatural happens in the movie that can't be explained any other way." "Yeah." "But except that it can be explained another way, in that Danny lets him out." "I do have this idea that Danny is a lot more consciously murdering his father than the narrative lets on." "I don't know." "It's weird." "Like, you notice how, like, Wendy's walking backwards when she's having that confrontation with Jack in the lounge, you know." "And she's being drawn up to the hexagonal hallway room." "And you see Danny shining at the beginning of that." "He's in his room, and there's, like, lights flickering in his eyes." "Like, is Danny drawing..." "you know, drawing his mother up the stairs so that she can, you know, sacrifice Jack on top of that, you know, weird pyramid?" " When I had a chance..." "when I was doing a story out in Denver, we went up to Estes Park." "It was in the off-season." "Went into the Stanley Hotel, and I asked to see the manager." "And he came out, and we were just having lunch with him." "And I said, "Can we talk to you?" "I write about The Shining."" "He said, "Really?"" "This fellow told me that he got a phone call from Stanley Kubrick, who said," ""I think I want to make a movie about The Shining."" "And then he would keep this fellow on the phone for a long time." "He said, "We had many long, long conversations in which he picked my brain about everything."" "And at that point, he said," ""Kubrick was talking about maybe coming here to make the movie here," which I expect, at that point, that fellow liked the idea of, so it would make his hotel famous." "And Kubrick said, "I'd like to send out a research team."" "And so he then sent out... the man said it was something like two or three people who came out here and stayed here for two or three months, taking photographs everywhere." "And they spent a lot of time also down in Denver in the Colorado state archives, finding out, as I would now expect, the full history of Colorado, which... the flag of which plays a part." "And the gold rush, the Colorado Gold Rush was also a very big event." "And there's all..." "there's still a lot of American Indian/white people tension in Colorado with Navajos and Arapahos just to the south." "This research team found out absolutely everything about Colorado, about Estes Park, about the Stanley Hotel, about its entire history, took photographs all over the place." "Three months was the impression that I have of what he said about how this research team gathered absolutely everything." "Kubrick unearthed an enormous amount about the real history of Colorado, where this takes place, because what he has done is found a way to dig into all of the patterns of our civilization, our times and our cultures," "and the things that we don't want to look at." "And this movie is very much also about denial of the genocides that we committed... we white folk from Europe... committed here and not that... not that white folks are the only people who do genocide." "All humans do, as Kubrick makes clear in this movie." "He would research everything and the full history and nature of everything you're gonna see in the movie on the screen and then boil it down and boil it down until he got the universal human and global patterns that make it so real." " White man's burden, Lloyd, my man." "White man's burden." "I like you, Lloyd." "I always liked you." "You were always the best of 'em." "The best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon, for that matter." " Thank you for saying so." " What does it mean?" "Jack saying, "You always were the best of 'em."" "Starting in Timbuktu?" "Jack the schoolteacher was never in Timbuktu, but Jack the universal weak male hired by armies to go commit atrocities has always been there." "Now, of course, the word "Portland"" "is neat because it means where we landed or where the British or the Europeans landed." "And Portland, Maine..." "Oregon is where they may have taken off from to go further west." "Kubrick is thinking about the implications of everything that exists." "You know, the power of the genie is in its confinement, as the great American poet Richard Wilbur said." "Boiling it down, you know, 10,000 years in a little lamp, you got to get your act together." "But that's the essence of great art." "It's like a dream." "It's boiled everything down to an emblematic symbol that's got all of life in it." "Now, if you'll allow me to make a little bit of a link here." "As I've thinking of this more in recent years, what we now understand to be the nature of what dreams are," "I mean, it seems to be, the general theory is, that it's a way for the brain to boil down all of the previous experiences and then add in that day's experiences as well to see what kind of overall universal patterns" "there are to be found, so that you can be aware of what the patterns are out there, so that your subconscious will be all the more ready to react suddenly when you see something dangerous happen or something important happen that may lead you" "to a mate or to some food or away from danger." "And therefore, the way Kubrick made movies was not unlike the way, according to these current theories, our brains create memories and, for that matter, dreams." "That's the ultimate shining that Kubrick does." "He is like a mega brain for the planet who is boiling down with all of this extensive research, all of these patterns of our world and then giving them back to us in a dream of a movie... because movies are like a dream... and that's related to why I think" "there's a lot of evidence that what Kubrick also gave us in The Shining is a movie about the past." "Not just any past." "The past." "I mean past-ness." "It's a movie about how the past impinges." "That's what ghosts are." "That's what those skitter-y voices in the opening shot that are following are about." "There's two phrases from T.S. Eliot that I often think of when I'm thinking about The Shining." "One of them is "The night"..." "I think they're both from T.S. Eliot..." ""The nightmare of history... how can we awake from the nightmare of history?"" " And the other is his phrase..." "T.S. Eliot's phrase..." ""History has many cunning passages."" "And I think both of those phrases are directly apt for The Shining, in which we see many cunning passages in the maze and in the hotel itself and in which the past becomes a nightmare, and in which Kubrick shows us how you escape" "from the nightmare of the past by retracing your steps, as Danny does in that last line, which means acknowledging what happened and learning about the past and then getting out, only if you are going to be able to shine" "and see what the patterns are so you know to get away from them and avoid them and go for the good things." "I mean, The Shining is his movie about how families break down, whether they are an individual family or the larger societal family that tries to break up individual families." "And his hat movie, Eyes Wide Shut is the opposite." "It's about a family sorely tried," "Bill Hartford and his wife and child, that survives all the horrible temptations that are in our DNA." " This is our famous hedge maze." "It's a lot of fun." "But I wouldn't want to go in there unless I had an hour to spare to find my way out." " I did not look at it again for a number of years until it came out in rental." "And then I picked it up a couple of times." "And, what, you had three days in order to watch a rental?" "And so, I can remember watching it over and over again during those three days and really taking a good look at it then." "And I was able to think "Oh, yes, this is what I remember." "This is what I thought I saw,"" "and then catching more things." "But it wasn't, of course, until DVD came out that I was really able to sit down and take a good look at it as far as just running through it over and over and over again." "Kubrick presents these things where it's, you know, real... you know, it's realistic." "You're not supposed to see what's actually going on." "You've got Danny." "He's in the game room." "He turns around." "We're supposed to be focused on the two girls there." "And than you..." "I saw..." "over on the left," "I see this skiing poster." "And the thing is that you already have Jack." "He's already asked about skiing." "But why isn't... you know, "What about skiing?" "Isn't the skiing good here in the hotel?"" "And he's already given the story of why it isn't good, why they can't do that." "But you got the skiing poster." "And my eye is drawn to it." "And I realize that's not a skier." "That's a... that's a minotaur." "It just leaped out at me." "And so that was something that I was able to look at later on VHS and say, "Yes, I had actually seen a minotaur there,"" "where the upper body, you've got this really, you know, overblown physique, very physical physique." "And then you've got the suggestion... you have a suggestion of a skiing pole there, but it's not really there." "It's just a suggestion of one." "And the lower body is positioned, the way the legs are, it's like a minotaur, the build is." "And you've actually got the tail there." "And so it is a minotaur." "And this is in..." "on the opposite side of the door you have a cowboy on a bucking bronco, so... and so you got a kind of echo there, where you got the minotaur on one side, the bull man," "and on the other side, you got the cowboy, the man on the bucking bronco." "And this is just following the scene where they..." "Ullman has been taking Jack and Wendy through the Colorado Lounge, showing off the Colorado Lounge." "And they go into the hall behind the Colorado Lounge." "And what's there, but on the wall, there is a painting of an American Indian with a buffalo headdress on." "And at that point, Ullman is discussing with Wendy who has stayed there at the hotel." "Royalty, the best people, stars have stayed there." " Royalty?" " All the best people." " You have "monarch" on the bottom, which, you know, keys in with royalty." "And you also have this whole idea of the stars." "And the minotaur's name is, what, Asterius?" "His name is Asterius, which means "starry."" "So you know, you got several things there to do with mythology that fit in." "It's very exciting to me." "That was the... you know, that's the kind of leap-up-end-down moment where you go," ""Oh, wow, look at what Kubrick has there."" "Yeah, I mean the minotaur lives at the heart of the labyrinth." "He's a part of the labyrinth." "The labyrinth, at least in the myth... you know, in this particular myth... was built for the minotaur." "The hotel is... you know, it is the labyrinth." "And Jack is the minotaur." "You have scenes with him where he... such as in..." "what is it?" "The Thursday scene." "The snowfall has started." "You have Wendy and Danny outside playing." "And Jack is inside the Colorado Lounge, and he's looking out at them." "His head is tilted down, and his eyes are somewhat... his eyes are elevated." "They're pointing up." "And his eyebrows are drawn up." "But he has this expression on his face that he gets progressively throughout the film that is very bull-like." "It has a very minotaur-like expression." "It's the same kind of expression that Kubrick pulls out in other films, such as it was on Private Pyle's face in the berserker scene in the bathroom in Full Metal Jacket." "So it's, you know, not specific to this film." "There's more minotaur imagery and labyrinth imagery." "There's the Gold Room." "In front of the Gold Room, you have the "Unwinding Hours" sign." "And that plays in with the labyrinth, where you have..." "Theseus enters into the labyrinth, and he has the thread with him that he ties at the beginning that, you know, assists him in going through the labyrinth, where he can find his way back out." "And so I see the "Unwinding Hours" sign as having to do with that thread." "For a while there, I was into baseball." "And I get very excited with baseball when I'm into baseball." "You know, I can be by myself, and I will be leaping up and down." "And Kubrick is like that for me, where all I have to do is see the minotaur poster there, and I go, "Oh, my goodness." "Look at this!"" "Because you're not supposed to see the minotaur." " Danny is shown riding his big wheel through the hotel three times." "The first ride, I think, is about realism." "That's Danny is a..." "Danny is doing a loop around the lounge set." "You know, he goes through the service hallway and then he goes through the lounge and then he goes back into the service hallway." "And, you know, when you first see the movie, you're like, "He's just wandering around." "It's crazy, it's just"..." "But it... no, it's very... it's just a very simple loop." "He does it once." "But that gives you an idea of where... of what that place is." "I mean, you know, all right, you understand that that set is real." "You know, like, it's a continuous shot." "There are no tricks." "In the second ride, in the hexagonal hallway, there are a lot of... there are more tricks." "Like, he doesn't do a loop." "He does kind of like a key-shaped... you know, or a p-shaped loop around this hallway." "And you see the realism of the connection to the lounge set." "And... but you also see the fakery of the fake elevators." "And you see..." "for just one second, you see the big stained glass windows out of the corner, in the corner of the frame right before he takes a turn around the elevator." "Like, that's incredible because, like, that connects that whole hallway to the giant Colorado Lounge set." "I mean, that's just for one second." "They didn't have to do that, you know?" "But it's also... you know, it's a metaphor because he's also elevated." "He's one level up from where he was before." "Like, he starts in the same place, just one floor up, you know, in the northeast corner of the set." "So now he's in the northeast corner and one level up." "And if you take it as a metaphor of, like, going from a mundane reality to up into your head to more of a fantastical reality..." "The third one is even stranger, 'cause he starts off in the service unit." "He starts off in the same, you know, northeast corner of the lobby hall, of the lobby service hallway." "And then he takes a turn, and suddenly he's upstairs in the area outside their apartment" "So, like, it's a kind of a combination of the first two, where like he's down low and then he's up high." "And then he takes a turn, and he's suddenly... he's in that that yellow, yellow and blue wallpaper." "Let's say that's in the service hallway area." "He's, you know, right outside his parents' bedroom, so there's this connection between him going on these big wheel rides and dreaming." "Like, he's near his bedroom." "He's near..." "like, you see his parents are working downstairs, but he's upstairs." "You know, like, you see his mom on the telephone, and then he's flying." "He goes above her to the bedroom, which is above where she's working, just as the hexagonal hallway is above where his dad is working." "So these big wheel rides become like a visionary way of Danny to explore his parents' headspace." "You know, like, room 237 is his, like... that's his father's fantasy chamber where, like, he gets it on with the witches." "And the twins are like his mother's fantasy... fantasy headspace where, like, they're these double blue women who want to play with Danny forever and ever." " We're all gonna have a real good time." " My interpretation of The Shining is that there's many levels to this film." "This is like three-dimensional chess." "And he's trying to tell us several stories that appear to be separate but actually are not." "And he's doing this both through the overt script that he wrote." "He's telling it through tricks of the trade, the subliminal imagery and these constant retakes, giving him odd angles and things." "And he's also telling you through the changes that he made to the Stephen King novel." "So if you watch those three things, you begin to understand this deeper story." "And this deeper story has its birth, I guess, in the idea that Stanley Kubrick was involved with faking the Apollo moon landings." "In fact, I contend that 2001:" "A Space Odyssey, in part, was a research and development project for the Apollo footage that was shot." "I'm not saying we didn't go to the moon." "I'm just saying that what we saw was faked and that it was faked by Stanley Kubrick." "And I've had Hollywood special effects people from the '60s and '70s who were front-screen projection experts tell me that I absolutely have nailed the Apollo footage as being the result of front-screen projection." "Just go to any Apollo site and look, and you'll see that they have to hide the bottom of the screen." "And you can always see the set/screen separation line in every Apollo footage, every Apollo image, and the video footage that has a background." "And Richard Hoagland, the researcher, has looked into the Apollo imagery." "And he has found all sorts of problems with it because in the sky around the astronauts, he's found reflecting lights and refracting things and... kind of a junk and geometry of things that are in the sky." "And he concluded, wrongly, that there are gigantic alien cities made out of glass." "What he's really seeing is the reflections of light of the tiny beads on the scotch light screen which is being used in the front-screen projection process." "And so, once I nailed the front-screen projection process inside the Apollo footage, then I became interested in seeing if Kubrick left any clues in the rest of his career to his possible involvement in faking the Apollo moon footage." "And I was overjoyed about two years ago when I received my Blu-Ray copy of The Shining." "And I put it in my Blu-Ray machine and sat down one night to watch it." "And I realized that all of the things that one could imagine that Stanley Kubrick would have had to go through to fake the Apollo moon footage... and there in the movie, every time that Stanley deviated from the Stephen King novel," "he deviated into those exact questions." "You know, what was it like to make a deal with the U.S. Government?" "What was it like to accidentally tell someone what you were doing and to watch them possibly have to suffer the consequences of your lack of integrity?" "What was it like to lie to your wife and tell her that you were doing one thing when you were doing another?" "What was it like when your wife found out what you were really doing?" "These are the questions that I had long before" "I had seen The Shining again after a maybe an eight..." "or nine-year absence." "And I didn't... wasn't sure I was right for the first hour." "I wasn't sure that I had actually... you know, I wasn't sure if I was blurring the line between what I wanted to see and what I was seeing." "And then at about 58 minutes in the film is the famous scene where Danny's playing with his trucks, and he stands up and he's wearing the Apollo 11 sweater with the rocket taking off." "Then I knew I'd nabbed it." "And then I started watching the film with an intensity that I don't think I'd ever watched a movie before, and every line began ringing true." "You know, "Wendy, that is just so typical of you." ""Don't you... don't you know" ""I have obligations to my employers?" ""Do you have any idea what a contract is?" "Do you know what an agreement is?"" "Jack Nicholson's whole tirade against his wife... that's Stanley." "That's Stanley telling his wife that after she discovered what he was doing, which was the Apollo footage." "No, that's actually not true." "If you call the Mount Hood Resort and you ask for room 217 you will find there is no such room." "So that's just not true." "That statement's not true." "And so what..." "Stanley was lying." "Its not the reason that he changed the room number from 217 to 237." "The reason that he changed it from 217 to 237 was because the room, room 237 in the film is... represents the moon landing stage where he worked." "And the moon, the standard science textbook said... and they still say... but now with lasers, we've gotten a little better reading." "But... is that the mean distance of the moon from the earth is exactly 237,000 miles." "So he changed that so that you would understand that this was the moon room." "So Danny stands up." "He's got the Apollo 11 sweater on." "He begins walking down the hallway towards room 237." "And there's a key in the lock." "And on the key are... is the words "room" and then the word "n-o,"" "which is an old acronym for "number."" "So "room number 237,"" "except that the only capital letters on the key are r-o-o-m and then the "n" from the acronym n-o." "And if there's only two words that you can come up with that have those letters in 'em." "And that's "moon" and "room."" "And so on the key, the tag, it says "moon room."" "And that is the moon room." "This is where everything happens, and none of it's real." "And it all has to be lied about." "And he can't let anyone know what's really going on in room 237." "And there's many, many other deviations from the book to the movie." " It isn't real." " The deviations drove Stephen King out of his mind." "He just ranted and ranted for years how much he hated The Shining." "And he hated it because he'd given Kubrick all this great source material and Kubrick threw it out." "And the whole idea of this is best exemplified by the scene where Dick Hallorann is driving up the highway, trying to get to the Overlook during a winter storm and he passes a wreck." "And in the wreck, a semi has crashed and crushed a red Volkswagen." "And this is a direct message from Kubrick to King, because in the novel," "Jack Torrance's car is a red Volkswagen." "But in the movie, it's a yellow Volkswagen." "And what Kubrick is saying in that scene is a big "F you" to Stephen King." "He's saying, 'This is my vehicle." ""I have wrecked your vehicle." "And everybody in the world can see it.'" "And this drove King crazy." "And it should have." "But what was really going on and what is just much more deliciously fascinating about all of this is that, in fact," "Kubrick was faking the making of the Stephen King novel in order to reveal the idea of what he went through to do the Apollo moon footage." " My argument, as far as Kubrick goes, is that he was a preternaturally observant child." "He read omnivorously." "He went to movies all the time." "And I think if you're going to movies and reading in the 1930s and the 1940s, a lot of what you're seeing and reading is Hitler and the Nazis and the war." "So as a sensitive kid, he must have been alive to these things." "And I don't think he ever forgot anything, and this is... which is why his films are so rich." " Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in." "Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin?" "Then I'll huff and I'll puff..." " And I'll blow your house in!" " Well, The Three Little Pigs," "I mean, I don't remember..." "That might have been one of the things that Jack Nicholson might've ad-libbed initially." "Kubrick was a great believer in that." "But even if it was, I think the selection of that particular little rhyme certainly fits in with the time periodization" "I've just been talking about, because Kubrick would've run across that when he saw The Three Little Pigs as an Academy Award winning cartoon in 1933." "And so it comes out of that period." "And so the whole idea of a wolf, which, during the 1930s, gradually transformed itself in popular mythology and popular culture from being a symbol of want and of hunger in the Great Depression into a symbol of enemies;" "Enemy nations, enemy peoples, military aggression." "And of course, this reflects the rise of fascism and Nazis in Europe." "But initially, the wolf at the door was an anti-Semitic stereotype and caricature that... initially the wolf wears a disguise." "And the background music is clearly Eastern European sort of klezmer or Yiddish music." "And it's a classic example of early 1930s Walt Disney anti-Semitism." "So I think there are layers of meaning in The Three Little Pigs."" "And since Kubrick was a Freudian and we know that he used Freudian work in doing the screenplay for The Shining..." "Bruno Bettelheim's The Uses of Enchantment... and it's a Freudian analysis of the meaning of fairy tales." "And in The Shining, we can see the fruits of that when they're constantly making references to Hansel and Gretel." " I feel like I'll have to leave a trail of bread crumbs every time we come in here." " The witch in the oven and children being burned and so forth, which of course, is also perhaps, suggestive when it comes to the Holocaust." " The blood is one of the main ghosts and perhaps the overarching ghost, in a certain sense, in this movie." "We first see it when Danny, at the beginning of the movie, is at the sink in the little apartment down in Denver or Boulder or wherever it is." "And he's talking to Danny," ""Why don't you want to go there?"" "And then suddenly Danny shows him blood." "And as we learn a little bit later, the Overlook was built on the Indian burial ground between 1907 and 1909." " Construction started in 1907." "It was finished in 1909." "The site is supposed to be located on an Indian burial ground, and I believe they actually had to repel a few Indian attacks as they were building it." " So presumably, we can imagine the elevator shaft sinks down into the very bodies of the Indians, so to speak." "And that's where the blood is coming from;" "Literal blood of the Indians." "And this movie is a movie about, among other things, the blood on which nations are built;" "Certainly the United States, with the genocide of the American Indians." "But it's not only that." "This is a complete metaphor for what Kubrick is on about, because the elevator's doors remain closed." "In other words, it's as if it's like a symbol of the repression." "We don't want to admit to it." "But in spite of our attempting to stay repressed about it, blood will out, murder will out, as Chaucer says in one of his tales." "And so the blood comes squeezing out from the side and overwhelms us." "And it keeps recurring over and over through the movie." "And it's..." "And finally Wendy, when, at the very end of the movie, she starts seeing ghosts." "She sees the blood." "It's the symbol of what we all have in common." "And there's lots of symbols in here of what all humans have in common." " 42 shows up in other places." "Wendy and Danny watch The Summer of '42 on a hotel television." "And there are a number of other little references to that number." "And it's within a larger context that Kubrick uses involving numbers in The Shining." "And they're all multiples of seven." "The hotel was built in 1907." "The party in which Jack is pictured at the end of film occurred in 1921 in July, the seventh month of the year." "These multiples of seven, I think, also reflect the fact that Kubrick was aware of the importance of Thomas Mann's novel of 1924, The Magic Mountain, which similarly concerns a sanitarium... though not a hotel..." "high up in the mountains." "And Mann uses the number 7 there as a matter, a symbol of the sort of dangerous fate that seems to have been stalking Europe lately." "And in the novel Lolita, Nabokov uses the number 42 as a symbol of fate and Humbert's paranoia, the idea that he is constantly being tracked and that his life is doomed." "And even though Kubrick, in his film of Lolita, only uses the number once, interestingly enough on a hotel room door," "I think at some level of consciousness," "Kubrick was always also drawing from Nabokov's use of that particular number as a symbol of danger and malevolence and disaster." " The opening sound is from the great funeral mass," "Dies Irae, which is the day of judgment, which announces, "This is going to be a funeral." ""This is going to be about a judgment on the human race."" "It's about the past." "But I think I remembered that my impression from the opening scene in which that astonishing helicopter shot gives you a totally creepy feeling." "You're looking at great, beautiful nature, but you know you're following something." "You're, like, flying along on top of this little, tiny, insignificant car." "It's the ultimate point of view shot without telling you who the point of view is." "If you want to stop and think about it, you think, 'This is a helicopter shot"" "But for the general audience, all you know is that you are like a ghost." "You are like an angel." "You are like something that flies with supernatural abilities across the landscape of the planet." "And the soundtrack had that skittering..." "I can't imitate it... but that skittering music that sounded to me... and I was conscious of this the first time I saw the movie... like the thousands of voices from the past." ""The cloud of witness," as the phrase is in..." "Dorothy Sayers uses it as the title for some story." "The cloud of witness, all the ghosts from the past;" "And I didn't know." "Were these the voices of the many crowds of aliens or of ghosts or..." "I didn't know what." "But already that skittering, high music with that follow shot across the lake and then across the car itself, it was the ultimate in spooky because you had the feeling this car is being followed and it doesn't know it, and we're following it." "I mean, I could go on for a long time about the symbolism of that with regard to what The Shining really is." "And The Shining, as we come to understand it, is seeing through all the layers of history and the horrors of history, even autobiographically in that scene where Grady and Jack talk in the blood-red men's room" "and Grady says, "Your son has a very great talent." ""I don't think you realize how great it is." "He's a very willful boy."" "And Jack says, "Yes, he is..."" " A very willful boy." " Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation?" " That's Kubrick." "What he's trying to do is bring the audience and humanity into this situation." "In this movie, he is trying to get through to us all... the human race in the movie theaters watching this... that we are doing these things but don't see it, that we are committing these horrendous things" "over and over again and then forgetting them... which is... of course, he represents many, many times in the movie... by having characters seem to know something and then not know it and forget it." " You, uh, chopped your wife and daughter up into little bits." " I don't have any recollection of that at all." " That's like the human race." "We commit atrocities and then forget it." " Bill, I'd like you to meet Jack Torrance." " How do you do?" " Bill, how do you do?" " It's nice to meet you." " It's a pleasure to meet you." " Some people think that, like, not all of the interview is real." "Some of it is Jack's imagination or fantasy of what the interview would be like." "Like, also, Bill Watson's clothes change." "Like, his pants change patterns." "And what's also weird is, he plays Pontius Pilate in Jesus Christ Superstar." " # Crucify him #" "# Crucify him #" "# Crucify, crucify, crucify #" " Really playing against type and just being this sort of cipher." "I mean, in a way he's, he's kind of Jack's double kind of in the same way that Bill Hartford has a double in Eyes Wide Shut." "You know, he goes to that blonde woman's house whose father just died and her fiancé looks exactly like Tom Cruise, has the same haircut." " I've always thought that Bill Watson, the little assistant... and by little, I mean that he's sort of a shrunken figure... to Ullman, who's brought in and sits there looking sort of dour and resentful and quiet" "and whose skin color is sort of a half... it's not white." "It's sort of toward brown." "I've always thought that he sort of represents a subdued... somebody from a subdued race." "He seems a little bit diffident when Ullman says," ""Will you go collect their luggage?"" "He says, "Fine."" " Fine." " And as they're given the tour around all the hotel," "Bill Watson is always trailing behind, like somebody who's going to be a little factotum to go get things." "I've always thought he sort of maybe represented, you know, the condition in the dominant arrogant culture that the Indians had at that time." " He is the silent guardian for the government." "Stewart Ullman represents the face of the U.S. government." "And that's why Kubrick gave him the toupee that makes him look like John F. Kennedy." "And I think that he is the guy who's silently watching everything and, you know..." "CIA, I guess." "Kind of NSA guy." "And he probably represents the real managers of the house, of the Overlook, and Barry Nelson is the... just the person that's out in front." " He doesn't say a thing." "He's the summer caretaker." "And he seems to me to have certain correspondences with Wendy." "Jack really doesn't work around the hotel." "Wendy gets in there, and she does all the work." " You do get the feeling that he's going... that Jack's going to be doing his work, because he seems a little, like, leery of Jack." "Like, I've been in job interviews, and I've always found that that second person they call in is, like, the person you're actually interviewing for." "He's making the decision, like, that silent person, that, like..." "kind of, like, glare... like, squints at you." "Yeah, and he sighs when he's asked to move Jack's luggage." " Bill, would you have the Torrances' things brought to their apartment?" " Fine." " There's a dissolve which fades from a wide shot of the, you know, final black-and-white photo to a close-up of Jack's face." "And just for a second there, his hairline fades in to form a Hitler moustache." " I think a lot of things happened right here in this particular hotel over the years and not all of 'em was good." " He once said," ""How do you get all of that"... meaning the Holocaust..." ""into a two-hour movie?"" "I think he found the Holocaust of such evil magnitude that he just couldn't bring himself to treat it directly, which is why he used the form of a horror film to treat it indirectly." " I believe Kubrick, possibly consciously, has solved a kind of problem that history has, which is that it's very hard for many people to connect emotionally to a gigantic big killing we hear about in the past." "People who don't have direct family experience of it themselves may hear the statistic." "You know, Hitler, among other things, killed 6 million Jews in his Holocaust." "6 million's a number too big." "I mean Stalin is reputed to have said, you know," ""You kill one person, it's a murder and a tragedy." ""You kill a million people, it's a statistic."" "He was talking about a psychological fact." "And, you know, Stalin himself was... what is it... starved about 3 million people in the western Ukraine in the '30s on purpose." "My point is it may be that Kubrick was conscious of having offered a kind of way to bridge that inability to feel for those gigantic statistics in that, if you go and see The Shining innocent the first time" "and are terrified..." "you're just terrified and you'll always remember being terrified... and then go back aware of what the symbolism and the general larger pattern meanings of the movie are, then you can begin to make something of a connection," "saying, "Oh, my God."" "I remember being terrified for the individual little Danny and Wendy here." "And that feeling is actually being... is for people who are symbols of victims of all kinds of horrendous genocides." "And of course, his wife has subsequently talked about, you know, how close he came to making his Holocaust movie," "The Aryan Papers, but that he got more and more and more depressed and was relieved when he had an excuse not to do it." "He used Schindler's List as saying," ""Ah, it's already been done."" "I mean, that struck a bell with me." "And I've done a lot of stories as a journalist about people who study... either talked to people who are victims of horrors or study it." "And there's..." "Freud talked about it as the contagion." "The depression seeps into you." "It's... you know what..." "Kubrick had a wonderful comment about this when somebody asked him." ""Isn't it true that your movies are showing us" ""just the horrendous side of humanity." "You know, that's awful bleak."" "And Kubrick said," ""Ah, but there's something very positive about it as well." ""And that is, it shows at the very least that we can get our minds around what that horror is."" "And Danny, from the beginning, has his mind all over the problem." "He's looking at it." "In a way, Danny's big wheeling back and forth, up and down the hallways..." "Danny is learning that hotel." "He's learning all the horrors." "He's seeing them." "But they're just in the past, and Hallorann gave him the secret." "He said, "Remember, Danny."" "Remember what Tony tells him." "Remember what Mr. Hallorann said:" ""They're just like pictures in a book." "They're not real."" "Now, that's a really important lesson." "People who shine, who see through history, understand that the past simply does not exist except in one place." "And that's the present tense instant of the mind, remembering." "That is, exactly... that is a place you can go to somehow and yet it doesn't exist." "And so Hallorann tells Danny," ""You're gonna see some horrible things."" "Apparently, he told him." ""You're gonna see some horrible things," ""but remember, they're not real." ""They're like pictures in a book." "They no longer exist."" "That's a key to not getting depressed about it." "And that's..." "You see, this is a movie about what the past... how the past impinges, any past, and about how to get over that and how not to be a victim of history." "You know, if you doubt what I've written about it, just go see the movie." "I've figured all this out from just seeing the movie." "It's there." "It's obvious, and most people who went and saw the movie said," ""Oh, my goodness." "It is there."" " Okay." "Yeah, I was, I mean, obsessed with The Shining and reading all the online analyses of it and was particularly a big fan of the MSTRMND's lengthy analysis of it." "And he had one phrase that kind of stuck in my mind, that The Shining was a film meant to be seen forwards and backwards." "And, I mean, he didn't mean at the same time." "He meant that in, with the mirror form metaphor that's central to the film that things, you know... that things forwards and backwards happen throughout the film." "That... people walk backwards in the film, you know, people talk backwards." " Redrum." "Redrum." " You know, if you reverse the film, it has a format similar to 2001." "All these kind of things happen." "At the end of The Shining, he's reduced to a screaming ape, just like in the beginning of 2001, there are screaming apes." "But I was talking to my pals at the Spectacle Theater, riffing about experimental ways of showing films." "And they were like, "Well, do you think" ""you could come up with something, you know, to show here?"" "I was like, "Sure, what we should do is we should show" "The Shining forwards and backwards at the same time." ""You know not..." "let's not be creative." ""Let's just actually reverse the film and show it exactly mirrored, superimposed."" "The first image is of the reflective lake." "And the last image is of the inscription on the photograph, in which Jack is frozen for all time..." "The "Overlook Hotel, July 4th Ball, 1921."" "So those superimposed make it... kind of make it seem like a postcard, like an invitation." "Like..." ""Come to the July 4th Ball here in Crater Lake."" "There's a really cool part where, like, you know, the helicopters are following his car and his name scrolls up in the credits and, like, meets the car, right... right in the same position where the grid of photographs," "right in that photograph that he's trapped in." "So his car, his name and his photograph all line up for one second." "Pretty cool." "The interview has a, like..." "it's great." "While they're talking about... you know, very dryly about all the murders that happened, like, you know, in the superimposition," "Jack's running around with an axe going bananas, you know." "There's a lot of just great, great, great superimpositions of people's faces lining up, like Jack's..." "Jack's, like, got the death look, and he's staring through Danny's face as Danny's eating a sandwich." "Then there's a lot of things..." "there's a lot of, like... there's a... you know, there's some fun jokes, but then there's serious stuff where, like, you... where the hallucination..." "the visions that Danny has, where you'll see them, like, overlaid on top of other situations." "Like the twin girls are overlaid on top of Wendy, which, if you study the film, you see that the twins are associated with Wendy." "They're like her, like, visionary counterpart." "All the symbols in the movie start... overlap in the superimposition, backwards/forwards superimposition." "The murdered twins are overlaid across Jack's face, and he looks like a clown." "It makes like a clown mask, and there's blood everywhere and, like, blood on his lips." "And blood coming out of his eyes." "And, like, you know, Danny takes it... you know, like, Danny has his hands over his face, and it's..." "Jack is looking out from his head, and then he open... he, like, peeks out and he sees Grady." "And then Grady and Jack continue their conversation into the next scene, which is where he's watching television." "And it's like they have this... their lips are, like, in the TV." "Jack and Grady's lips are in the TV." "And these masks are formed by the windows." "And ifs like Danny's envisioning this." "Danny's envisioning... you know, envisioning the pact between Grady and Jack." "Like, he goes into..." "he sneaks into the bedroom, like, right through Jack's head, right in between them." "And just like that scene is... that's the scene where Danny is testing his father, like, "Do you really, you know!"..." ""Do you like this place?" "You're not gonna hurt us, are you?"" "Like, Danny kind of knows that his dad has lost it." "The last shot is 1921, and the first shot is of the road." "Ullman mentions that it was finished in 1921." "So it's, again, it's a way of returning the narrative back to the beginning." " Mr. Hallorann, what is in room 237?" " Nothing." "There ain't nothing in room 237." "But you ain't got no business going in there anyway, so stay out." " In the sex room, 237, where we see this beautiful, sexual temptress, who then becomes a rotting body... realistically depicted as a rotting body... the design on the rug shows basically the most... in geometric form with round curves... the act of intercourse itself," "one after another after another after another, sort of like a picture of down through the generations of what produces life." "You go back out in the hallway, in the larger society, and the round curves of that very same design have become hexagons, not so nice and round, and a little bit more like the beehive hexagon" "but down the whole corridors of history." "I think he's got an image of it there, so he's talking about the family of man, both in an individual nuclear family and in the whole course of our genetic history." " Once Denny enters room 237, like, that's... that kind of is, like, the activation of the rest of the movie." "Like, that's what causes Jack to go insane finally." "That's what brings Hallorann to the hotel." "Like, the room 237 is, like, is sort of this..." "I mean, I compare it to the mysterious hotel room at the end of 2001, where there's..." "It's this strange, strange place that somehow, like, transforms the rest of the narrative." "The Shining takes place on the top of a mountain in kind of like a, you know, magical shape-shifting environment." "And, like, travel is... traveling out of it is..." "You know, instead of 2001, where you're traveling to something, the point of The Shining is to escape, is to travel out." "And room 237 is, like... it's kind of like the escape pod of... of the hotel." " If you multiply the numbers 2, 3 and 7, you get 42." "Now, I admit, perhaps I'm grasping at straws there, but it is consistent with the pattern of reference in the film." " Another thing which my film Kubrick's Odyssey really reveals is the carpeting on the floor during the famous Danny scene, where he stands up with his Apollo 11 shirt." "The patterns in the carpeting exactly match launch pad 39-A." "You know, even the driveway and everything." "And if you notice in that shot, the pattern on the rug changes when Danny stands up." " The carpet's reversed, and there's no pathway there anymore." "The pathway that the ball took rolling down towards Danny is gone now." "It's no longer there 'cause it's reversed." "And you get a sense of a closure." "Now the hexagon is closed." "It's almost like he's been closed in." " Seven years after The Shining had come out, to my surprise, nobody had written, as far as I could tell, about what the major themes of the movie were, beyond the delightfully scary immediate story" "of the family and the hotel itself." "And I was actually doing a story somewhere over in Europe, and I was told over the phone that the posters were out for Full Metal Jacket." "I asked about the description, and I was told it had a peace sign right next to the words" ""Born to kill."" "And I said, "Oh, my goodness." "His next movie's gonna be about some of the same themes."" "Anyway, I thought, "My goodness."" "I had presumed that it would have become obvious, so I thought, "What the heck?" ""I'll just see if I can write an article about it to give people more fun when they see Full Metal Jacket, to know what his last movie was about, in larger senses." " I've gotten a lot of flak from people who work for NASA." "And, you know, I want to tell them, that I, you know," "I'm not saying that we didn't go to the moon." "And I'm not saying that their technology that they helped build isn't great and awesome and everything." "I'm just saying that what we saw was faked." "And I know I have it proved with the front-screen projection process." "As far as what the government has done," "I fully expect my taxes to be audited next year, to be honest with you." "And, you know, I've had visitations, you know." "And they're definitely watching me for sure, and they're not too happy with what's going on here." "And I think they're probably very worried about the next film." "And that one will be the really explosive film." " We were walking along the beach on vacation with some people in Costa Rica." "I had this delightful experience." "We were walking along with a young couple who were from San Francisco." "And it was a long walk." "We'd gone through this big, beautiful jungle." "And were coming back on the beach to walk back to where the tent camp was." "And the guy started... we started chatting about Kubrick." "I said, "Oh, Kubrick's great,"" "And the guy said, "You know," "The Shining, it's actually about the American Indians."" "I said, "Really?"" "And he went on talking, and I said, "Really?"" "And I just couldn't resist just playing dumb for while while he told me the whole thing." "I was delighted!" "# Dies irae, dies illa #" " Kubrick just sets up synchronous space." "His movies are... they create synchronous situations in themselves." "There's this man who says, you know," ""Quite a party, isn't it?"" "Why did Kubrick put him there, with the split down his head?" "Why did he put him there?" "And I was contemplating that." "And in comes my son." "And he was nine years old at the time." "And he didn't know what I was working on." "And he came in, and he began to tell me a story." "And he said, "I've just thought this up."" "And his characters head was split open with a chaos bolt." "And the character says, "Talk about a splitting headache."" "And out of the contents of his head leaps a small person who is his real self." "And it goes running off, saying in a high, squeaky voice," ""Forget this." "I'm going home."" "And, yeah, I thought that was really stunning synchronicity," "I mean, 'cause you've got all the elements there." "You've got the ax." "You've got the whole idea of the lightning bolt, the chaos bolt, striking the person's head, the splitting headache." "You've got Tony..." "Tony's squeaky voice, yeah." "I thought that was quite a synchronicity." " One can always argue that Kubrick had only some or even none of these in mind." "But we all know from postmodern film criticism that author intent is only part of the story of any work of art." "And those meanings are there regardless of whether the creator of the work was conscious of them." " I think... if you want to know what I think," "I think the hotel is so whacked out that I don't have any clue what's going on from the beginning." "When you really sit and think about it, I mean... because the whole thing is so whacked out, and it's so not put together... it's so... everything is so wildly out of place that when you..." "the more... the closer you get into looking at things, the more you look at them." "It's kind of like, you know, the scene in Eyes Wide Shut where Bill goes... you know, he returns." "He retraces his footsteps, and he goes back to the mansion where he was." "And he's told, you know, to stop your inquiries." "They will serve you no purpose." "It's almost like it gets to that with The Shining." "The more you magnify things, the more you look at them, the less purpose it serves 'cause it's so out of whack." "None of it makes sense from the beginning." " There must be a lot of stuff in there that nobody has yet seen, so people ought to keep watching it." " But why would he make the movie so complicated?" " Yeah, I mean, but why did Joyce write Finnegan's Wake?" "It's a way of, like, opening doors from, like, a hermetically sealed reality into possibilities." "And it's also a way of trapping someone like me." "Like, who goes looking for clues and, like, keeps finding them." "And next thing you know, you're like, "Man, I've been..." ""I've been trapped in this hotel forever." "I'm dreaming about this place."" "You know, I'm like Jack." "I'm, like, all work and no play." "Or the other way around." "It doesn't really matter, like..." "You're, like, in this loop." "But, you know, there are escape routes, like the... like, I think he puts escape routes into it, into this maze, into this trap." "I mean, there are ways out of it." "And Danny finds a way out of it, you know, by retracing his steps, by going backwards and forwards." "And once you start, you know, studying, you know, synchronicity and symbolism, then, like, suddenly, like, you're noticing in your own life, like, things start popping out." "Things that you hadn't noticed before, you know, like your... point of view is being altered by your study." "And, you know, it's the..." "It's quantum physics, you know, like, the act of observing, like, affects you know, the thing observed." " Hi, Lloyd." " Yeah." "Yeah, I mean, it gets weird because, like, I'd... you know, as I've been obsessing over this thing, you know, I've been home, like, I'd been out of work for a while, like..." "I have a small son." "You know, we're thinking of moving out to, like, somewhere isolated." "I mean, things get strange, you know?" "Like, you're... like, wow, my life has actually become" "The Shining, you know?" "# Dies irae #" "# Dies illa #" "# Solvet saeclum in favilla #" "# Teste David cum sibylla #" "# Dies irae #" "# Dies illa #" "# Solvet saeclum in favilla #" "# Teste David cum sibylla #" "# Dies irae #" "# Dies illa #" "# Solvet saeclum in favilla #" "# Teste David cum sibylla #" "Synchronisation, Spell-Check Error-CorrectionbySNUIF"

"Capt:·ëε@FRM Sync:" "Óêäì@FRS" "What do you see, Shota?" "The future." "In three days' time, the Seeker will die." "Legend of the Seeker S01E07" "But I've made special arrangements to have the boots delivered tomorrow." "e D'Haran cause." "Excellent service, as always." "Well, you know how much I appreciate all the business you send my way, commander." "Ready the horses." "Just a little something to say thanks." "You're too kind." "We'll drink it in celebration of your son's wedding." "Kahlan." "Thank the Spirits." "I thought you were dead." "I almost was." "A few times." "A little too good, I'm afraid." "I have more customers now than ever." "Unfortunately, they're all D'Harans." "Imagine their surprise if they found out all the money they were giving you was being funneled right back into the resistance." "Well, some of it finds its way back into Commander Morcant's pockets." " You pay him for information?" " No, no." "The bribes simply ensure repeat business." "His big mouth does the rest." "Hopefully your investment will pay off." "We need some of that information." "We've learned from an informant that Darken Rahl is massing troops at a place not far from here." "It's called Kelabra." "if they speak it at all." "It was once the most opulent city in the Midlands." "Until an invading army lay siege to it." "Rather than surrender, the Kelabran people killed themselves." "Their last dying act was to curse anyone that entered the city walls." "One year to the day, Mount Mariah erupted, burying the invaders beneath in a rain of molten rock, and destroyed all trace of that once glorious city." "What would the D'Harans want with it?" "I don't know." "It's a forsaken wasteland." "Tomorrow I'll pay Commander Morcant a visit." "If I know the commander,?" "Gryff, this is Kahlan and her friends Zedd and Richard." "The first true Seeker in a thousand years." "It's an honor." "The Sword of Truth." "So it is true about the nick on the hilt." "The last true Seeker, Kieran, got it in the Battle of Barrier Peaks." "I always wondered where it came from." "Since Gryff's been able to read, he's been quite the student of Seeker lore." "So, what brings you to town?" "I can't imagine you're here for the wedding." "Ah, yes, indeed." "My son's getting married." "Congratulations, Gryff." "Of all the magic in the world, none is more powerful than love." "Ha-ha." "Don't tell me you learned to fight like this from your Seeker books." "My father had me trained by the best swordsmen in the area." "Maybe I could come with you." "Help you fight the D'Harans." "What would your bride think about that?" "Bronwyn?" "Couldn't really tell you." "I barely know her." "How's that?" "?" "marriage." "Bronwyn's family has their name, but not much else." "The union will restore her family's wealth and my father will have her family's influence to strengthen the resistance." "But I'd rather be fighting Darken Rahl than marrying a girl I hardly know." "You know, part of me envies you." "You get to settle down, get married, raise a family." "That's something I may never get to do." "But you have Kahlan, don't you?" "Yeah, but we're not..." "Oh, I thought maybe you were." "Don't you need to be getting ready for your wedding?" "Bronwyn's a lucky girl." "And you'll make a fine husband." "You must not go to Kelabra." "How did you know--?" "In two days' time, the Seeker will die at Kelabra." "This I have seen in a vision." "A vision?" "Of one possible future." "One you can change if you stay away from that dreaded place." "Who are you?" "That matters not." "You will know what I say is true when you set eyes upon the eagle." "Richard." "Whatever they have planned at Kelabra, it's big." "They've been shipping in barrels of Dragon's Breath, a highly explosive ore." "They must be arming for an attack." "But on what?" "They already control the region." "I couldn't find out exactly what they've been planning, en Rahl's appointed someone to oversee the operation." "A man called Nass." "Demmin Nass?" "You know him?" "Only by reputation." "Nass is Darken Rahl's most trusted commander." "He's a butcher." "A ruthless enforcer." "If he's dispatching his right-hand man to Kelabra," "I hate to think what Rahl is plotting." "Maybe this is the chance we've been waiting for." "I mean, we can never find Darken Rahl because he's always changing his location." "But if this Demmin Nass is his most trusted commander, wouldn't he know where he is?" "If we can infiltrate the encampment at Kelabra and get close to Demmin Nass..." "I could confess him." "And we'd have one of Rahl's inner circle as our ally." "And if we can find Rahl, we can kill him." "My men are to deliver provisions to the D'Harans." "But if you take my supply wagon and make the delivery, you can get inside the encampment." "This is a map of the encampment up at Kelabra." "I managed to steal it while Morcant wasn't looking." "When you set eyes upon the eagle..." "The eagle." "This woman told you the Seeker will die at Kelabra?" "This mission is already risky enough without a vision of the Seeker's death." "We need to find out how she knows we're going to Kelabra, otherwise we could be walking into a trap." "Well, you better hurry." "According to Morcant," "Nass will be at the encampment for only one day." "If we try to find this woman, we could miss our only chance at Nass." "We don't even know if there's any truth" "?" "warning." "We can't lose this opportunity." "Fool!" "What troubles you, Shota?" "My warning has gone unheeded." "Who are you?" "Someone who can give you what you truly want." "What are you talking about?" "You want a life of adventure." "You don't wanna be married." "There's nothing anyone can do to change that." "Change?" "There is much I can change." "I can change you into the Seeker." "When others look on you, they'll see Richard Cypher." "And when they look on Cypher, they will see you." "It's already done." "What are you doing?" "Put down Richard's sword, Gryff." "The Sword of Truth is not a toy." "What's going on?" "How did Gryff get his hands on your sword, Richard?" "No harm done, but the Sword of Truth belongs in the hands of the Seeker." "This is insane." "It's me, Richard." "Bronwyn is a very lucky girl." "And you'll make a fine husband." "I think we should get moving." "Hey!" "Time to get married, son." "What?" "I'm not your son." "I'm not Gryff." "Kahlan!" "now, do you understand?" "edd and Kahla" "I understand perfectly." "I felt the same way on the day I married your mother." "It's natural to feel nervous on your wedding day." " No, there is nothing natural" " That's enough, Gryff!" "You are getting married, so get your saddle on straight." "Your new in-laws are here." "A fine day for a wedding." "Yes, indeed." "And no one's more excited than Gryff." "Where is he?" "You would dishonor my sister by leaving her at the wedding altar?" "There's been a mistake." "The mistake is yours." "You have insulted Bronwyn and you have insulted our family name." "I'm not who you think" "The only thing I wanna hear out of you are wedding vows." "This marriage will go ahead." "My family has too much at stake for you ruin it." "I know your father's little secret." "So either you come back with us now and marry our sister, or I'll tell the D'Harans your father's been helping the resistance." "So, what's it going to be?" "Above you are the stars." "Below you are the stones." "As time shall pass, remember, like a stone should your love be strong, like a star should your love be constant." "Bronwyn do you bind your soul, your mind and your body with this man?" " Yes." " And Gryff, do you bind your soul, your mind and your body with this woman?" "Yes." "Then as the Spirits' witness, you are bonded in blood." "For eternity, you are now one." "Now the Seeker is trapped." "You've done it, Shota." "You've changed the future." "Assemble your men." "We must make sure that the Seeker does not try to rejoin his friends on their doomed mission." "I'll drive the supply wagon up to the encampment." "The D'Harans will take the crates to the command tent." "Only there won't be provisions inside the crates, there'll be you two." "I'll need to get Nass alone if I'm going to confess him." "It won't be easy with all those soldiers." "Any ideas, Seeker?" "?" "Uh, we should never do that which your enemy will do for you." "What did you say?" "It's just something the Seeker of the Third Era used to say." "He was a shrewd tactician." "I know, I'm just surprised you did." "I read about it in the book" "Gryff gave me." "It has all the history of Seekers past." "I'm glad to see you're learning from those who came before you." "?" "A diversion?" "Good idea." "We could ignite their stockpile of Dragon's Breath." "That would distract the soldiers, and following D'Haran military protocol, they would take Demmin Nass to the safety of the command tent..." "Where Richard and I would be waiting to confess him." "Let the D'Harans do our work for us." "Perhaps one day future Seekers will be quoting you." "To my son Gryff, and his lovely bride, Bronwyn." "To Gryff and Bronwyn." "If these things aren't comfortable, we can take them off." "What's wrong with you?" "You know tradition doesn't allow it." "It stays on until morning." "After we've spent our first night together as man and wife?" "I too would like to offer my congratulations to the bride and groom." "It is so wonderful to see a union of two souls." "A union that, I have no doubt, will honor Darken Rahl and all he so nobly fights for." "Join me in raising a glass in tribute." "To Lord Rahl." "Lord Rahl!" "I'm afraid there's some pressing business that I must attend to." "There are a lot of things I want to say, but first let me start by wishing my little sister and her new husband many, many children." "And" "We should get started on that right away." "I didn't realize you were so eager." "Oh, I am." "Believe me." "Uh, shall we?" "I know this is gonna be really hard for you to believe, but I'm not who you think I am." "My name is Richard Cypher." "I'm the Seeker." "Right, and I'm the Confessor." "I'm telling you the truth." "I don't know if it's a spell or some enchantment, but whatever it is, when people look at me," " they think I'm Gryff." " Maybe that's because you are Gryff." "No, I'm the Seeker." "Now, it seems that you don't have a love for Darken Rahl, so will you please help me get out of here so I can get to Kelabra and help fight the D'Harans?" "I can't believe this." "Do you actually think I wanted to marry you?" "Then why did you?" "This was all my brothers' idea." "After our parents died, they expect this marriage to save the family's future, even if it means ruining mine." "I didn't know." "I'm" " I'm sorry." "You're sorry?" "I thought getting married would at least mean I'd get out of my brother's house." "That was before I knew I'd be locked to an insane person." "God..." "Can't sleep?" "I'm worrying about tomorrow." "I don't want anything to happen to you." "How can anything happen to me?" "I have the Sword of Truth." "And I have you." "I'm afraid that might not be enough." "What is it?" "To commemorate the victory at Illya, the Seeker of the Third Era commissioned a magnificent dome to be built at Aydindril." "After 40 years of carefully placing the stones, all that remained ort.?" "Would all their work crumble to the ground, or would it float among the clouds?" "The dome at Aydindril has stood for thousands of years." "I think the lesson is, if you want something to stand, you have to risk letting it fall." "What would the Seeker of the Third Era say about Confessors that worry too much?" "I'm not too sure what he'd say." "But this Seeker would tell you that he'd die for you." "Richard, no." " You shouldn't say that." " I can't help it." "It's how I feel." "I can't." "We can't." "Kahlan, wait." "Richard, this can never happen." "I'm sorry." "Bronwyn, you were right." "I shouldn't have pretended to be somebody else." "But neither of us wants this." "Well, what choice do we have now?" "We're stuck with each other." "Maybe not." "You said you wanted to see the world, right?" "Then let's go." "Right now." "When we get far enough away from here, we'll get this thing off and we can go our separate ways." "This is solid gold." "You can take it and sell it for enough money" "?" "you want." "How?" "Out that window." "How long do you think it'll take them to realize we're not there?" "I'm not sure." "But we'll be long gone by then." "You're not going anywhere." "It's okay." "Just, uh, don't hurt the girl." "Drop it, Seeker." "Or the girl dies." "You all right?" "?" "add you "Seeker."" "You were telling the truth before." "You really are him." "Take this." "Now, will you be all right to get through the forest on your own?" "I'm coming with you." "It's too dangerous." "?" "with someone who's not the Seeker." "I have to move quickly." "Then you need me." "I know a shortcut to Kelabra." "Through the caves." "If your friends really are in danger, then the fastest way for you to reach them is for me to take you." "These caves lead to the catacombs at Kelabra." "Never thought this is where I'd spend my honeymoon." "Well, you and I aren't exactly married." "I know, but this is the first time in my life" "I feel like I'm doing something important, which is a lot better than being the wife of a merchant's son." "Well, you don't know the real Gryff." "You should give him a chance." "He's more than you think." "I would rather go fight the D'Harans than marry someone I have nothing in common with." "Funny." "Gryff said the same thing about you." "What is it?" "Nothing." "I don't have to be a Confessor to know you're not telling the truth." "Richard almost kissed me last night." "This is exactly what I feared would happen." "You cannot put off telling Richard the truth any longer." "I know." "I'm just worried about the mission." "I don't want this to be a distraction." "Clearly it's already a distraction." "Kahlan," "I want to apologize for last night." "No, I should be the one apologizing." "It's okay if you don't feel the same way about me." "No, that's not it." "There's something I should have told you a long time ago." "A Confessor's power is always present." "We have to hold it in at all times." "Is that difficult?" "Yes." "Especially if I were with someone I love." "Then the power couldn't be controlled." "In a moment of ecstasy, it would be unleashed." "My lover's soul would be taken." "Then he would become a slave." "That's why we can never be together." "You wouldn't be yourself anymore." "And you couldn't fulfill your destiny." "I'm sorry, Richard." "General Nass, it's a pleasure to have you with us." "Pleasure is not why I'm here." "Of course." "You'll be happy to know our plans are ahead of schedule." "Good." "Then Lord Rahl will have his victory sooner than expected." "The excavations are progressing well, commander." "We believe the royal vault is just beyond the wall." "What was that?" "We need to get out of here before the cave collapses!" "Come on." "Jump!" "Gryff?" "You know these people?" "He's, uh" " He's the son of a local merchant." "Very loyal to the D'Haran cause." "Or they're spies." "Lock them up." "I'll find out who they really are." "You're supposed to be on your honeymoon, Gryff." "What could possibly have made you want to come here?" "I'd think you should be more concerned with how my father will react to you treating me this way." "He's always been loyal to you." "Nass is determined to question you." "There's nothing I can do." "Then I guess there's nothing I can do, either." "When Nass questions me," "I'm going to tell him all about the bribes my father has been paying you." "Keep your voice down." "There is nothing I can do." "?" "I think we'd agree it'd be best if I wasn't here." "Infantry, halt." "Special provisions for Commander Morcant." "?" "What are you looking for?" "There has to be something here that will tell us what Nass is doing at Kelabra." "Richard, what does it say?" "I, uh..." "I can't read this." "Of course you can." "I don't even know what language this is." "You've read it." "It's the same as the Book of Counted Shadows." "Who are you?" "The fuse is lit." "We can't go through with this." "What are you talking about?" "He's not the Seeker." "He's Gryff." "I think that old woman must have done it to try to save Richard, to prevent her vision of the Seeker's death from coming true." "The Seeker's death?" "That's why the old woman did this?" "I'm supposed to die in his place?" "We have to abandon the mission." "We're under attack!" "It's a little late for that." "Get General Nass to the command tent now!" "I have to get out of here." "You can't." "Nass is on his way." "But I'm not the Seeker!" "That won't matter to Demmin Nass." "The Seeker." "No." "No, I'm not him." "Get up." "You okay?" "The mines are collapsing." "Where's the commander?" "Commander!" "The tunnels are collapsing." "We have to move now." "Come on." "It appears the old woman's spell lasted just long enough to revert her vision of your death." "It's been a long time since I've seen magic that powerful." "Listen, what you told me last night," "I know it was meant for Richard, but..." "After worrying all this time, I told the wrong person." "You should tell Richard." "This is for you." "It tells the history of Seekers past." "I just wanted to say I'm sorry for man's plans." "Now I know there's more to being the Seeker than wielding a magic sword." "I guess I just wanted to make a difference." "You don't have to be the Seeker to do that." "I heard you got married." "It was a lovely ceremony." "I just had to do what I had to" "I'm glad you did." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "It appears the resistance has grown by two." "Would've been three if we were able to confess Demmin Nass." "The important thing is we kept Gryff from harm and" "And averted the vision of the Seeker's death." "Oh, we did more than that." "We found this." "Maybe it can tell us what he wanted at Kelabra." "'s a record of the day Kelabra fell." "With the walls crumbling, the Kelabrans killed themselves to protect the city's greatest secret." "And what is the secret?" "The final resting place" "What is it?" "?" "Each one contains unimaginably powerful magic." "Whoever gains possession of all three boxes would be unstoppable." "Darken Rahl would enslave the entire world." "He would be invincible." "General Nass." "The Seeker and the others have escaped into the forest." "We have what we came for." "We must bring Lord Rahl his prize." "Prepare your men." "We leave for the People's Palace immediately." "Soon Lord Rahl will have all three boxes, and the Seeker will be finished." "It's good to see you alive, Seeker." "You have my vision to thank for that." "Your vision is the reason Demmin Nass got away with the Box of Orden." "Shota!" "I feared it was you behind such diabolical magic." "Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander." "The years have not been kind." "Zedd, you know her?" "Once, when I was a foolish young Wizard and ventured into that seductress' lair." "Few have ever complained." "Few have ever lived long enough to." "I should've killed you when I had the chance." "Who is she?" "A powerful sorceress who rules Agaden Reach, using her twisted magic to shape events in her favor." "And she's no friend of the Seeker!" "Nor am I a friend of Darken Rahl." "If he gains dominion over this world," "I'll be enslaved by his magic." "I must help the Seeker, for the Prophecy says only he can defeat Darken Rahl." "Then why play these games?" "Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander would accept no help from me." "With good reason." "I suggest we get as far away from this witch as we possibly can." "Oh, you can run from me, but you cannot run away from the prophecy." "What are you talking about?" "vdd." "We averted your prophecy." "That was a vision." "A momentary glimpse of a possible future." "Something written in the Halls of Prophecy cannot be changed." "And what is this prophecy?" "It is written that the Seeker will be betrayed by the one who is closest to him." "You will be betrayed by the one in white."

"Produced by:" "Zoran Jankoviæ" "THE MAN WHO DEFENDED GAVRILO PRINCIP" "Starring:" "Also Starring:" "Featuring:" "The last invader Adolf Hitler entered Sarajevo in April, 1941." "He promptly ordered the removal of the memorial plaque from the spot of the assassination of the Austrian heir presumptive Franz Ferdinand." "These shots were filmed by a German war cameraman." "Triumphant faces and a proper music background." "The new invader pays tribute to the previous one, and warns the defiant city of Sarajevo." "Hitler considers this historic conflict a closed matter." "THE MOST PRECIOUS PRESENT FOR OUR FUHRER" "ZAGREB, 21 April, 1941" "Written and Directed by SRÐAN KOLJEVIÆ" "Good evening." "Dr. Rudolf Zistler, lawyer?" "Yes, that is me." "You have to come with us." "Why?" "I have an order for your arrest." "May I see it?" "This must be a mistake." "What is all this about?" "Who are you?" "Who issued this order?" "Julijana, bring me the winter coat." "Why?" "It is April." "Because." "Julijana, please." "Just a moment, please." "Everything will be fine." "I will go to the High Command first thing in the morning." "Where are you taking him?" "That is classified." "Probably to Kerestinec." "Who issued such an order?" "This must be a mistake." "My husband is an Austrian, and I'm a German." "This must be a mistake." "That's what they all say." "I know who gave this order." "Oh my God..." "Vanda." "The man in the coat." "So, mister, you're a... merchant?" "A lawyer." "Law can't help you anymore." "I'm Veljko." "Rudy." "I had a friend once, his name was Veljko." "One of the finest men I knew." "What did you say your name was?" "Rudy." "Rudolf Zistler." "What are you doing here?" "This jail is for Serbs, only." "The Jews are overthere." "My name, yes." "It always leads to wrong conclusion." "I'm not a Jew." "A Communist, then?" "No." "I was a socialist, though." "But I don't believe that this is the reason." "What, then?" "Maybe they think that I'm a Jew, maybe that I am an undesirable person." "Maybe it's revenge." "Revenge, for what?" "For defending Young Bosnia in 1914." "Princip?" "Yes." "There were 25 accused." "You knew him?" "I'd rather not talk about it now." "Why not?" "It is hard for people today to understand that." "Mister..." "Tomorrow, they will take us away, God knows where." "To some camp or... something worse." "Who will understand, if not us?" "I was an attorney trainee in Sarajevo at the time." "I got my doctor degree in Vienna, I passed my state license exam." "I applied for my own law firm." "It was on St. Vitus Day, 1914." "It was a clear day." "I met with a fellow lawyer Leo Pfeffer, who was investigator judge at the time." "Thanks." "Thank you." "It will be a hellish day." "It's already too hot." "I don't know if it's the heat, but there are no people by the river." "On the Archduke's route." "It's Sunday." "The promenade is full of people, but there is no one by the river." "What was that?" "I don't know." "It came from there." "Probably the salvo, to salute Ferdinand." "I doubt it." "It came from over there, by the river." "Anyway, have you found the place for your office yet?" "This is why I called you." "Maybe you know something about my application?" "It's been three weeks now." "Bureaucracy, that's all." "But, I will ask around." "What happened?" "They threw a bomb at Ferdinand." "This was Èabrinoviæ." "Is he able to answer questions?" "I don't know if he has internal injuries." "His mouth and pharynx are burnt." "What did you say?" "Cyanide..." "Cyanide?" "Who are you?" "What is your name?" "Anarchist." "Did he say anything to you?" "He wanted know in which car is the Archduke." "And?" "I told him." "Then what?" "He thanked me." "He didn't tell me why!" "Stop it, you fool!" "Anybody else been there?" "Yes." "That tiny Moritz, the mute Jew, the laughing stock." "You'd let him assassinate someone, too!" "I said, do not disturb!" "Chief, I have orders to inform you that Archduke Franz Ferdinand is a victim of assassination." "We know that, we are questioning the assassin." "No sir, another." "This time, the Archduke was shot." "And the Duchess, too." "Who is he?" "Gavrilo Princip, a gymnasium student, age 19." "Son of a peasant, from the village of Obljaj, near Grahovo." "No previous convictions." "A Serb?" "He says "Serb-Croat"." "Yes, yes..." "And the other one?" "He's 19, too?" "Yes, Nedeljko Èabrinoviæ, a graphic worker." "Expelled from Sarajevo for being a socialist." "Now he says that he's an anarchist, I don't know, really." "What do you think about this?" "I think that this is a political assassination, like the ones in Zagreb." "Planinšæak, Jukiæ, Šefer..." "The youth protests against" ""the Austrian oppression of the Slav nations."" "Yes." "Instead of going to church, these young men join such... organizations." "Progressive, Serb-Croat, revolutionary, Yugoslav, and what not." "It spreads like a disease." "What a God-awful company." "Antichrists." "Anyway, you will keep me posted about your investigation." "What is it?" "Prosecutor, sir," "I will have to question your son, too." "They've seen him minutes before the assassination, walking by the river, with Princip." "They heard them singing..." "La Marseillaise." "In the lynching atmosphere, the crowd burnt and looted Serbian property." "Zistler!" "Pfeffer... what's going on?" "Don't ask." "I got the assassination investigation." "I'm moving the office to the Military prison." "Outside the crowd is out of control." "I know." "My wife had a nervous breakdown." "She saw the crowd raiding the Jovièiæ store, they pulled out their guns." "The doctor told me to send her back to Croatia." "Mr. Ivasiuk!" "Why doesn't the police do something about this?" "Or the Army?" "What can we do?" "These are loyal citizens." "And you will make photographs?" "Yes." "Commissioner Gerde will be pleased, as well as the Vienna and Sarajevo press." "You take photographs for the press?" "!" "Don't underestimate the press, they are extremely important to us." "Extremely important in this matter." "This is an European scandal and you don't even try to stop this barbarism!" "This is a disgrace for this country!" "Easy now, Zistler." "Take it easy." "He's just a little upset." "I will do you a favour and forget what I just heard." "You cannot do this." "Understand the moment." "Don't get involved." "If you need me..." "here is the pass." "God helps, teacher!" "What trouble brings you here?" "My God help you." "Great trouble, Mitar." "Call your sons." "Blagoje!" "Neðo!" "You have to flee to Serbia." "Both you, and your sons." "Remember those schoolboys we led to Tuzla?" "A month ago." "The two tiny ones?" "With their guns?" "Yes." "They killed Franz Ferdinand." "The Archduke." "Those two little boys?" "It cannot be." "The smaller one, Gavrilo, he did it." "The tiny one?" "God help me." "Big letters." "Big picture." "That means, big trouble." "Now what?" "We have to flee to Serbia." "I will get you across Drina." "We are not going anywhere." "The Germans will come to arrest." "Soon." "I can't let the harvest go to waste." "Never mind the harvest." "Let me move your sons." "We're not going anywhere without our father." "Either the whole family, or no one." "Why didn't they kill him during the winter?" "Why now?" "And he tells me he is a son of a peasant." "Think about it." "Until tomorrow." "You should." "You take care of your family." "We'll stay here, see what God has in mind for us." "Mighty Austria, not God, has something in mind for you, and might ignores God." "Something puzzles me, still." "Austria is so mighty, and yet it couldn't keep the Archduke alive." "They let some children execute him." "Think about it!" "Those schoolboys are really brave." "Did you tell the Keroviæ family to run?" "Yes." "I did, but they won't run." "Veljko, please go." "You can cross the border in an hour." "I can..." "But I cannot." "I cannot run, understand me." "I dragged into all this our godfathers, the Keroviæ and the Stepanoviæ family." "If I run now, the peasants will say," ""The teacher can always just pack his things and go to Serbia."" ""But we cannot run, we are attached to the soil."" "How could any scholar come here and work with the people if I would run now and leave them to suffer?" "I would lose face." "How about us?" "I'm sorry." "Get inside the house." "Do you hate me now?" "I love you now, and I will always love you." "Sometimes I'm angry with myself for falling so much in love with you, the way you are." "But I fell in love with you just because of the way you are." "And so on, in circles." "You're trembling." "Let's go inside." "It's cold." "Yes?" "What is this?" "Police Chief Ivasiuk sends this." "These are lists." "Of all the Serbs detained down here." "If you need to question any of them, you can order." "Like on the menu, the Chief says." "Alright." "Bring Princip." "Get him!" "Gavrilo Princip?" "When did you decide to assassin the Archduke?" "Two years ago." "After Žerajiè attempted his assassination." "Where did you get the weapons?" "From a Belgrade Komita." "What did you do in Belgrade?" "Finishing the gymnasium." "Did you volunteer for the Balkan Wars?" "I tried." "They turned me down." "A reject, then?" "Not a single army in the world would take you." "And now you... you!" "You kill the greatest military commander of today." "Plus, his wife." "I didn't mean to kill her." "When I saw her in the car, I hesitated for a moment." "I'm sorry I killed her, I didn't mean to." "In the police you said, that you've never seen a pistol in your life until a month ago." "That you couldn't hit a tree, three steps away from you." "And now, you fire two shots." "Both of them killing them almost instantly." "How?" "A strange feeling came over me." "And I fired." "Alright... why, then?" "Our goal is unification." "Just like in Germany or Italy." "That is what I think and the youth thinks." "But some scum think otherwise." "Unification under Austria-Hungary?" "God forbid." "Austria-Hungary will fall apart like a plague." "Pfeffer wrote down..." "He was short, scrawny, with a long, pale face." "It was hard to imagine him, so small, shy and quiet, determined to perform such action." "Furthermore... his eyes." "These pale blue eyes were everything but wild, villain eyes." "These eyes were sparkling, piercing, otherwise calm." "Natural intelligence rose from those eyes, as well as calmness and extreme energy." "Have you heard that Ferdinand is coming?" "Hamdija, everybody knows that." "We should give him a proper welcome." "If only we had men to do it." "We do have men." "But we don't have the means." "No?" "All we have is excuses." "First Ibro Fazlinoviæ said he'll kill Franz." "And nothing!" "After that, Ðulaga Bukovac." "Again nothing!" "Hello, my friends." "I hear that you talk about Franz Ferdinand." "He won't live much longer, I guarantee you that." "You think you're a tough Slovenian?" "Easy, Hamdija." "Let me introduce you." "This is Ivan Endliher, from the Slovenian National Revival." "Ivo Andriæ, the first President of our Serbo-Croatian Progressive Youth." "Princip, "Gavroche" named after the boy from Hugo's Les Misérables, he was on the front line and was wounded in the student's protests." "Hamdija Nikšiæ from Travnik." "And Viktor Rupèiæ from Sarajevo." "When did you arrive to Sarajevo?" "I haven't seen you on the promenade." "Two weeks ago." "I don't go out." "I study for my exam." "Are you prepared?" "Not yet, but I try." "I still keep that." "What?" "Don't pretend you don't know." "I like them." "The poems." "And the small bouquet." "It's not dry?" "No, I pressed it and put it in the herbarium." "I read those books you suggested." "I liked most Sherlock Holmes, and the literary magazine, The Bosnian Fairy." "Andriæ wrote for that magazine." "I know." "She has something From my love" "Something distant Warm and beautiful" "She is like the Sarajevo dusk..." "I wrote those verses three years ago while still in gymnasium." "Although, they sounds much better when someone like you tells them." "He is much wiser since he started to study philosophy." "I moved on from Zagreb and Vienna to the Krakow University." "Good for you." "You write poems, too, Gavro." "I know that." "You will go to the University." "I don't think so." "Well, I do." "Our dear colleagues!" "In the name of the Serbo-Croatian Aid Board for Croatian schools in Istra," "I would like to thank all contributors, for the money, as well for the bingo items." "I also thank the delegates of the progressive youth from Tuzla," "Banja Luka, Mostar, Travnik, and Trebinje, as well as the Slovenian National Revival delegate." "We already surpassed the fundraising goal!" "You didn't bring it, again?" "Why?" "You said you'll show me your poems." "I burned them all." "It's stupid to write poems at this moment of time." "Don't speak like that." "It doesn't have to be stupid." "It depends, Andriæ." "It depends." "I believe that it is time for action." "How do you expect me to believe that you and Princip were not collaborating?" "How?" "Coincidence?" "What?" "Maybe Princip planned assassination on his own, and I planned on my own." "Alright." "So, you know Princip?" "Do the two of you share the same opinion?" "Same ideals?" "I don't know about him." "I'm an anarchist." "I don't know about him." "He's more of a Yugoslav nationalist." "Really?" "You think that your hat makes you an anarchist?" "I am a true anarchist." "Like who, for instance?" "Like Sinðeliæ." "I have here your father's statement." "He says you stopped him from flying the Austrian flag, by hiding the flag pole." "You also said that next year, King Peter will be here." "Is that true?" "Yes, it is." "How can you be an anarchist and call for the king?" "Not just any king." "King Peter." "Let's move on." "Tell me the name of the third member of yours and Princip's group." "You told everyone, even your maid that you came from Belgrade with two friends." "So, the first one was you, the second one was Princip." "Who was the third man?" "If they torture me again, I will say random names." "Who tortured you?" "The police." "Trifko Grabež was the third man." "The police was already on his tail." "Èabrinoviæ used Trifko's passport when he entered Bosnia, that was the lead." "One day earlier, along with his friend Leposava, the teacher," "Trifko Grabež tried to reach Višegrad." "Those are hostages." "Follow me." "Who is that?" "A Serbian teacher." "They brought her here this morning." "The teachers..." "every single one of them is a traitor." "Yes?" "You have a visitor." "Zistler!" "Yes, as you can see, they put me in the garrison pharmacy." "I just wanted to thank you for that favour, with Ivasiuk." "He became a powerful man now, and I was careless." "No problem, that was nothing." "He's bothering me, too." "Yes." "That is what I wanted to tell you." "He is torturing a man called Trifko Grabež." "I'm afraid that he conducts his own investigation." "Who told you that?" "Theresa, a secretary in the police." "At nights, he tortures Princip and Èabrinoviæ with lapis." "He interrogates them." "He can ruin everything." "He obstructs my investigation." "He tortures them until they sign whatever he wants them to sign." "A bunch of false confessions!" "He can show results, while I can't." "I thought that..." "You are against his methods." "Of course I am." "But no one asks about the methods." "All they want are results." "Alright." "Thank you for the information." "I'll arrange for new passwords every day, he won't be able to drag them out." "Sergeant!" "Danilo Iliæ." "You are arrested because Princip lodged in your house." "And you're under suspicion for some time now." "Iliæ..." "You are 24, you are not so young and reckless, you can see what's going on." "The police Chief Ivasiuk wants to shoot 200 Serbs from Sarajevo." "Potiorek's Schutzkorps are already on a killing spree." "Iliæ..." "I know that you love your nation." "But look..." "You know that the tension is great between Austria and Serbia." "You also know that the two of them came from Belgrade." "You also know that an assassination at this moment of time was an extremely foolish act." "You're not a child, like them." "You know what is happening." "Persecution of innocent people." "Those are the consequences." "And what about the political consequences?" "Serbia's got nothing to do with this, and you know it." "How should I know?" "It would be too stupid." "This is a Bosnian matter, not a Serbian matter." "Maybe." "If you tell me everything, maybe you will prove it to me." "I don't understand something." "The ones who had the courage to organize and carry out the assassination," "don't have the courage to take responsibility fortheir actions." "Guards!" "Guards!" "I want to go to the investigator judge!" "Take me to the investigator!" "You asked to be confronted with Iliæ." "Tell them everything." "They hurt the righteous." "Innocent people die." "I want to be confronted with Trifko Grabež, too." "He is still with the police." "Only when you confront me with him, I will answer all your questions." "Sit down." "So, Grabež is the third man." "Yes." "Alright." "I was against the assassination, eventually." "I felt that the assassination was a mistake." "Nevertheless, I organized it." "You?" "How?" "I made all the arrangements." "I found the additional three men." "I brought the weapons from Tuzla." "So, there were six of them?" "Six assassins?" "!" "Yes." "Three more." "Vaso Èubriloviæ," "Cvetko Popoviæ, and Muhamed Mehmedbašiæ." "Trifko Grabež, eighteen years old, high school student." "Where did you hide the bomb?" "Why did you turn against your own country?" "Not against the country, against the state." "The state is yours, the county is ours." "Sergeant!" "I asked for the confrontation." "Tell them everything." "Or innocent people will die." "We all acted on our own free will and we knew the risks." "Is that all?" "Yes." "Tell me now where you hid the bomb." "We don't want innocent people to get hurt." "I will tell." "After such a spectacular display of devotion and commitment," "Pfeffer was certain that no one could take the investigation away from him." "I was still going to Pfeffer to ask about my attorney license." "That was the second time I saw Jovanka Èubriloviæ." "I was glad to see that she was not a hostage anymore, but I couldn't imagine what lied ahead of her." "There she is." "Come in." "What do you want?" "My name is Jovanka Èubriloviæ, I am a teacher." "I am the wife of the arrested Veljko Èubriloviæ, the teacher from Priboj." "They say I'm allowed one visit, but you have to sign the permit." "What are you doing in Sarajevo?" "I came to be with my husband." "I was arrested as a hostage and released." "You cannot obtain a permit before the end of all interrogations." "Can I leave this letter and the photo of the baby here for him?" "We cannot show compassion for the assassins!" "Go away." "Wait!" "What is your Sarajevo address?" "Oprkanj Street, 6." "Pfeffer decided to finish the investigation with confrontations." "Did Iliæ try to talk you out of the assassination?" "Yes, he did." "Really?" "And yet, he obtained the bombs." "Murat, take them away." "Veljko Èubriloviæ!" "The three of you are in a much worse position than these kids." "You are not underage." "Never mind." "We are humans." "Don't you worry about us." "Quiet!" "Miško Jovanoviæ, Veljko Èubriloviæ." "Are you Serbian National Defence commissioners?" "Yes, we are." "So what?" "Do you know Ciganoviæ and Tankosiæ?" "Tankosiæ is a famous Komita from the Balkan Wars." "I don't know him personally." "Èubriloviæ... you're a teacher." "Your duty is to teach and educate your nation, not to assassinate people." "You can speak like that because you've got your state." "When we make our state and gain our freedom," "I will demonstrate my patriotism through my profession." "Yes..." "Sign your statements." "Before you go, you should know this..." "we arrested your brother Vaso." "Vaso?" "He's just a child." "What he's got to do with this?" "You don't know?" "He was one of the six other men who planned the assassination." "Murat, take them away!" "Let's go." "Pfeffer had only two names." "Ciganoviæ and Tankosiæ." "Nevertheless, on 23 July, Austria sends an ultimatum to Serbia." "Two days of suspense followed." "The ultimatum was written with the intent to be unacceptable." "Pfeffer paid a visit to me that very day." "The indictment against Serbia was drafted beforehand." "That was all they were interested in." "All my work... for nothing." "Not even a commendation." "I thought that someone would appreciate my work." "Yes, but we could expect this." "Ever since the annexation, Conrad looked for an excuse to declare war on Serbia." "But we are Rechtsstaat, a state of justice." "I don't understand one thing." "How did they manage to stop the car right in front of Princip?" "Two shots... both, deadly." "Like some kind of... witchcraft." "Or maybe the fact that there were only 14 policemen there." "When Franz Joseph came here, the Army was there, plus 200 agents." "As if someone from Vienna deliberately sent Ferdinand on this trip." "Whatever." "I came to tell you that I recommended you to be appointed by the court as a defence lawyer." "This will open the way for you to obtain the license." "Thank you." "The trial will be held within two months from now." "By that time, the war will be over, and Serbia will be crushed." "Thank you, again." "Serbia accepted all of the terms of the ultimatum except a part in point 6 hat Austrian police be allowed to operate in Serbia." "Austria declared war." "The court appointed four defence lawyers, ex officio." "Premužiæ, a radical Croat nationalist, full of himself." "Perišiæ, also a Croat, a young lawyer with political ambitions." "Wenzel Malek." "A Czech, a court clerk, frightened and nervous." "And me." "As you know, gentlemen, we are here to put on trial Gavrilo Princip and his 24 friends." "The prosecution will be represented by" "Mr. Franjo Svara and the investigator judge Pfeffer." "Gentlemen, you are appointed ex officio as defence lawyers as a formality." "I am sure that you are disgusted by the task that lies ahead of you." "Because this is not an ordinary trial." "However, this is a state of justice, and we have to follow the formalities." "Mr. Pfeffer will distribute the indictment." "You will also get the list of defendants appointed to each of you." "There are 25 accused men." "That is all." "Mr. Curinaldi, please release me from this, I'm just a court clerk." "And my doctor said my heart is too weak." "When I look at the papers, the threats, the pressure." "I am just a foreigner here." "You are at least a state clerk." "What about us, lawyers, who waste ourtime for free?" "Malek, that's enough." "This is settled." "Mr. Curinaldi, I request to see the investigation files." "Dr. Zistler..." "I believe that you still do not have a permanent license for work?" "You will see the investigating files in due time." "What do you mean?" "The trial is in two weeks." "I need the files now." "That would be all." "You are obliged by law to give me that, and I am obliged by law to prepare the best defence for my clients." "That would be all." "You will cool down and think about everything." "And I will help you." "My name is Jovanka Èubriloviæ, the wife of the accused Veljko Èubriloviæ." "Please, come in." "Veljko has sent me here." "He said that you are appointed as the defence lawyer." "It is not official yet." "Please, have a seat." "I don't want to get it all wet." "It was you... there, in the barracks." "In the military prison." "Yes." "I was going to a fellow lawyer Pfeffer." "I was there by chance." "It was easier there." "After that I spent five weeks in detention." "Why?" "By the order of the investigator judge..." "Pfeffer." "That's impossible." "I don't believe that." "Please, take that coat off and worm up a little." "Please." "I have to tell you that we don't have money." "You don't need it." "I was appointed by the court." "But why do you accept to defend enemies of Austria?" "What is your intention?" "The court decides about this." "But what do you aim to accomplish?" "To play the role you were given?" "To build a career over our ordeal?" "Or you are driven by professional ambition and arrogance and we are expendable." "Cannon fodder." "Does this low opinion come from you, or from Veljko?" "Veljko says he heard that you are a good and honest man." "But then, Veljko believes that all men are good." "I'm sorry, but..." "After all I've been through, what can I expect from a man called Rudolf Zistler?" "My name, yes..." "It always leads to wrong conclusion." "Please, have a seat." "Never judge a man by his name." "Prejudices are a bad guideline." "Prejudices emerge from bad experience." "Austria and Serbia are at war." "What can I expect?" "I will follow the law." "I will do my best." "By doing this, I will fight for the only thing that is good in this state." "I must tell you something else." "I don't think that Veljko will be willing to show remorse in this court." "Even if he does feel remorse." "This will make the defence much more difficult." "Try to understand him." "To understand us." "Believe me, I try." "I can give you these earrings as a fee." "That's what is left." "Veljko's father brought this from Paris, from the World Fair." "No, I told you." "I cannot accept this." "It is still soaking wet." "My bridesmaid Ljubica would like to hire you to defend Miško Jovanoviæ." "She has money." "But I'm still not a licenesed lawyer, so... but I'll ask." "Do you believe that you can save Veljko from death?" "I do." "I do believe." "I made a beginner's mistake." "I gave her hope." "A made a promise I was not sure I could keep." "No, Veljko, don't!" "Shut up, you nitwit!" "I'll beat you up, once I get my hands on you!" "What have you done?" "What?" "The same as you." "I wanted to kill him." "You?" "How can you kill anyone, you numskull!" "You don't know a thing!" "Don't you say a word about it!" "And I paid for your schooling in Sarajevo..." "What about the failed math exam?" "What about that?" "That's enough!" "Yes?" "He's my brother." "Let us be." "It's too late for smacking now." "I can do it myself." "That was the first time I saw him." "He looked me straight in the eye." "It was a photo of a troubled boy with narrow shoulders." "The coat was too large for him, and his eyes were deep-set." "It was the photo that went around the world." "Oh, Dr. Zistler, you are the first one to visit his defendants." "Devoted to work." "I take photos, again." "This is the specimen." "This is Princip." "I waited for their beards to grow, now they look like werewolves." "It is effective." "They will be werewolves for us, too." "Yes." "I can see that you are a passionate photographer." "You understand me, because you are a man of the new age, just like me." "Photography and press can be much more effective than sheer force." "And cheaper than police, right?" "Yes." "May I speak with my client now, please?" "Of course." "I will soon be over." "Guard..." "show lawyer Zistler the way." "I refused a lawyer." "I am Veljko Èubriloviæ's defending lawyer." "But I wanted to speak with you." "Help Veljko, if you can." "He's got no blood on his hands." "He is just an honourable man." "I've got nothing else to say to you." "I will try to defend all of you." "I don't need defence." "I don't want to defend myself." "I would've never started this if I wasn't prepared to die." "Anyway, I would like to..." "No!" "Take care." "Be careful what you do." "You could lose your life." "Come on!" "I told them all to say everything." "I don't want the righteous to suffer." "You are not righteous?" "I am the avenger." "Hurry up!" "You are the righteous one." "Everything turned into misfortune." "The time was not right." "I wanted first to build a revolutionary organization." "Not like this." "See what is happening?" "Everywhere, we just die." "The war..." "the camps, the hangings." "We didn't want people to die." "I heard about you, from the older socialists in the printing shop." "You delivered a speech on a worker's convention, back in 1908." "You understand!" "I am a Sarajevo native." "A foreigner, a German expelled me from Sarajevo fortaking part in a strike." "If I only had a revolver," "I'd fire all six shots at him!" "Princip and the others thought that I was not serious." "But I was the first to throw the bomb!" "The judge said you could see only your clients, not all the accused." "Good luck." "That teacher of yours..." "He's the worst of them all." "Murat the Sultan, is it you?" "If I don't see you, I don't feel well." "Every day, he just babbles like this." "It's been a while since I shook hands with someone." "You've got a strong grip." "You're not a weakling." "Neither are you." "I heard all the best about you." "How come?" "We've got the shackles alphabet." "We tap on the wall." "The schoolboys learnt it from the Russian books." "From the anarchists." "It is convenient, but pray that you'll never need it." "Have a seat." "It's a pity I cannot offer you a drink, to celebrate." "What would you celebrate?" "My daughter's first birthday." "Well... at least I got to be with her for a couple of months." "But my best man Miško just had a daughter." "Will he ever see her?" "Who will be her godfather when they hang me?" "Maybe you, as my lawyer?" "I don't understand your humour at all." "I came to defend you." "Hope is the mother of fools." "There is not much time, we have to go through the indictment." "Pack this up." "No use." "You've got a wife and a child." "Did you come here just to rub in my trouble?" "No, I came here to help." "And I think I can do that." "Don't give me false hope." "Not to me, not to Jovanka." "Unless you really mean what you say." "I say what I mean." "And this is not false hope." "Is that so?" "Yes, it is." "Alright." "Alright." "I'm sorry, I arrange things in my head, to make it easier for me, and so..." "Leave the papers." "I will study them later." "But..." "What about the war?" "How is Serbia doing?" "And the Allies?" "You're doing well." "Serbia is putting up a good fight." "After Cer, Potiorek's army was thrown away, back here." "On this side of the Drina river." "I'm sorry, I forgot you were..." "I'm a lawyer." "My patriotism is social." "All the states are same to me, as long as they follow justice." "Without justice what else is the state but a great band of robbers?" "Not my words." "That was St. Augustine." "For my wife." "Please." "I know it's odd." "Secret letters between husband and wife." "Doctor..." "The time is up." "This is the only thing I entirely understand." "I am glad you defend us." "Because of my kid brother, Vaso." "Shut up." "Although we were completely different," "I felt strangely close to Veljko." "The circumstances gave us somewhat similar roles to play." "But at the moment, I was not yet aware of that." "Hello." "Dr. Zistler!" "From Veljko." "Come in, please!" "I'd rather not..." "Please!" "Please, come in." "I'm sorry." "Have a seat." "Thank you." "Please, take some." "No, thanks." "Please." "It's her birthday, and I didn't bring her anything." "You brought a letter from Veljko." "That is the greatest present of all." "Thank you." "I'm sorry for being so rude the last time we met." "Can I tell Ljubica that you will defend Miško?" "No, unfortunately." "He is assigned to Premožiæ." "He is a lawyer, while I'm still a candidate of law." "He is a Croat nationalist." "Yes, but..." "Tell her that I will try to defend all the accused." "I still don't know how, but believe me." "They say that the verdicts are already written down." "That the trial will be just a show." "Let me tell you something." "Austria is a state of justice." "The inscription on the Vienna palace says" ""Justice is the foundation of kingdoms."" "I remember." ""Justitia Fundamentum Regnorum."" "I lived in St. Pölten, near Vienna." "My aunt is married to a retired Austrian officer." "But, you know..." "being a Serbian teacher from Bosnia..." "It is not easy for me to believe in an inscription on a Vienna palace." "Yes, but this is the 20th century." "Europe." "I understand you." "You are an attorney of law." "I spent five weeks in detention, separated from my child." "This offends you, since you believe in law, but I'm just tormented by..." "Love." "Good bye." "Good bye." "I was desperate." "I had to think of a defence." "I didn't know where to start." "I couldn't count on any help from my rebellious defenders." "They didn't even think of mitigate their deed or their role in it." "Never again was I in a situation like that." "Austria's justice system has already been shaken." "The power that held it together has been worn out." "I knew that." "But I didn't know how to use it in my case." "And then, it dawned upon me." "Bosnia!" "Bosnia was everybody's and nobody's." "It is a cursed country." "Everyone claimed it, but all they got from it was death, war and calamity." "In the Monarchy, Bosnia was the apple of discord between Austria and Hungary." "This led to a crack in the Austrian law." "Just like the beech peg my father used for breaking massive stones." "Once soaked in water, that small peace of wood cracks even the largest stone." "My defence will be based on that." "I see him!" "There he is!" "I'm here!" "Goddamn Komitas!" "They ruined my photo of the century!" "Take your clothes off." "Don't just stand there!" "Take it off!" "From the very first day, they made the accused take all their clothes off." "They kept them standing in a cold room, allegedly to inspect their clothes, although they brought them from a nearby military prison." "Are you alright?" "I've seen better days." "Have they let anyone of the family in?" "Only the once with the pass." "Gentlemen of the press, you may take notes, but at the end of each day you will get an official statement." "That is all you are allowed to print." "That is the decision of this court." "Do you understand?" "Don't treat them like that." "They are my clients." "This is not an ordinary trial." "I see that." "With bayonettes." "Get up on your feet!" "Come on!" "I announce the start of the hearing against Gavrilo Princip and others, for the crime of high treason!" "The President of the Court is Alois von Curinaldi." "Gavrilo Princip." "Present." "Approach the bench." "Age?" "Nineteen." "Born?" "Grahovo, the village of Obljaj." "Faith?" "Serbian Orthodox." "Any previous convictions?" "No." "Do you consider yourself guilty?" "I am not a criminal, because I eliminated the one who did evil." "My intentions were good." "Order." "Order!" "What about Duchess Sophie?" "I didn't mean to kill her." "I wanted to kill Potiorek." "Order in the courtroom!" "He gives the cue to everyone." "The rest of them follow." "Order!" "Order." "What is your political ideology?" "I am a Yugoslav nationalist." "I strive for the unification of all South Slavs in whatever form of state." "And to be free from Austria." "Hear, hear!" "How did you think to realize it?" "To kill from above." "To eliminate those who do evil, who stand in the way of unification." "And this is how you wanted to realize all your objectives?" "Another motive was revenge for all torments Austria imposed upon us." "So..." "You shot with the intent to kill the Archduke?" "Yes." "In general he did evil to all things." "He started "special measures" against the Serbs here, and the high treason trial against the 53 Serbs in Zagreb." "Hear, hear!" "The high treason trial cannot be evil." "It's nothing but evil!" "It results in the suffering of the people." "Order." "Order in the courtroom!" "Lead all the accused out except Princip." "Get out!" "They could might as well put us on trial while we are away." "They can just inform us about the result." "You are right about that." "Of what do the sufferings of the people consist?" "They are completely impoverished." "They are treated like cattle." "The peasant is impoverished." "They destroy him completely." "I am a peasant's son." "I know that." "That is why I wanted to take revenge." "And I don't feel sorry for that." "During the investigation, you said, that the schoolboys are enthusiastic about the idea of unification?" "But we differ in the ways of realizing those ideas." "I demonstrated my way." "Also, you said," ""that the mission of Serbia is to help the unification."" "Serbia as the free part of the South Slavs." "As the Piedmont was to Italy." "Do you know that in 1908, after the annexation of Bosnia," "Austria almost went into war against Serbia?" "I know." "You thought that bringing weapons from Serbia will not bring consequences?" "Serbia cannot be responsible if private individuals have weapons." "I conclude the hearing of Princip." "I rode from Tobut." "A peasant jumps in front of me." "He says that some schoolboys are looking for me." "And...?" "They want me to take them to Miško in Tuzla." "They carry cyanide, to poison themselves after the assassination." "I took them to Keroviæ house to spend the night there." "Tomorrow, they will take them to Tuzla." "They are sleeping now." "I look at their young heads." "One of them..." "Trifko is his name, black curly hair, a handsome lad." "They are going to sacrifice their lives." "I was disgusted with our safe, calculated life." "Shame on you!" "We live a modest, hard working and dedicated life." "You are wanted by the police." "How can you speak like that?" "Èabrinoviæ, did you share the same ideas as Princip?" "Not on all counts." "I am an anarchist socialist." "My ideal was a South Slav republic." "All I wanted was for King Peter to remain a king while he lives." "After that, to create a Yugoslav republic." "What was the cause of quarrel between you, Princip and Grabež in Koviljaèa?" "I drew the maps and on one, I wrote down these verses," ""River Drina, the border between Bosnia and Serbia," "Soon, the time will come When I will cross this river," "And I will reach Bosnia."" "Karaðorðe wrote that." "Princip was annoyed by my casual behaviour and we didn't speak." "They took the weapons from me sent me away with Trifko's passport." "Who initiated the assassination?" "I am." "I was first." "I got the news that Ferdinand is coming!" "Order!" "Both of you initiated." "Please!" "Is Tankosiæ, who gave you the weapons, maybe a freemason?" "Yes, he is." "Both him and Ciganoviæ." "Are you a member of a freemason lodge?" "I cannot answer that." "Do freemasons recommend assassinations of rulers?" "Yes!" "Ciganoviæ said that the freemasons sentenced Ferdinand to death two years ago." "And..." "The court is adjourned for a 10 minute recess." "The investigation doesn't mention this at all." "Don't you see that Èabrinoviæ made this up?" "He saw that we want to involve Serbia, he picked it up and went on." "He is mocking us?" "They asked for it." "When I saw the effect..." "like a bomb." "The Komitas are our only hope." "They will take on us the defeat at Cer." "This war won't last for long." "Both of us got daughters." "They say, when girls are being born, the war stops." "Veljko..." "Come here." "For a moment." "From now on, your life is at stake, and the life of your wife and child." "You will say that you acted under threat." "Please." "Princip said so, anyway." "I acted under threat?" "From that skinny Princip?" "Alright." "Trifko Grabež." "Age?" "Eighteen." "What did you have against the heir presumptive?" "He brought all evils on Bosnia." "He was the demon for the Slavs." "As a German, he was against the grand idea of Yugoslavia." "Many Slavs fight for Austria." "When Slavs fight for Austria, they are ignorant crowd." "Let this be noted please, I will raise charges for this." "You considered him a great military leader, and you feared him in case of war against Serbia?" "I wasn't afraid of him." "I didn't have Serbia in mind, only Bosnia." "If I knew that this will lead to a European war," "I would've never taken part in the assassination." "Is your ideal too, the unification of South Slavs?" "Yes, it is." "And solely in the Karaðorðeviæ manner." "Under the name of one Yugoslavia, a republic, or a federative republic." "Among the three of you why did you go to Tankosiæ to pick up the weapons?" "Princip is too small." "Èabrinoviæ laughs even in the most serious situations." "His face features are not strong." "That is why I went there." "When I arrived, he asked," ""Are you one of them?"" ""Are you determined?" I am." ""Do you know how to shoot?" I don't." ""How do you plan to do it?" To use a revolver." "Yes." "Alright." "Sit down." "Please." "I have a question." "Proceed." "Did you know that among you will be Muhamed Mehmedbašiæ, a Muslim?" "I didn't know." "Were you surprised?" "No, I wasn't." "Were you glad?" "Yes, I was." "Why?" "Because this is matter of whole Bosnia, not just Serbs." "Zistler, questioning in this direction is not in concord with the charges." "But the indictment insists on ties with Serbia..." "The court finds irrelevant further questioning in this direction." "Sit down." "If I remember well, he is your protégé." "He was." "Sit down." "I conclude the hearing of Grabež." "Next..." "Danilo Iliæ." "You were in Serbia during the Balkan War?" "You were a volunteer?" "Yes, a medic." "Education Minister Jovanoviæ, said that the schoolboys were more valuable alive." "You gave the revolvers to Vaso Èubriloviæ and Cvetko Popoviæ?" "You fired at a wall and said," ""Where this bullet hits, no one will be alive."" ""Where this hits, no remedy will be needed."" "Njegoš." "And so it was." "Yes?" "Princip and Grabež..." "Is it true that Iliæ tried to talk you out of the assassination?" "Yes." "He said that the consequences will be bad." "That it is not the time yet." "He thought that he managed to persuade me not to take part in it." "I figured that the others were not ready, so I tried to talk them out." "You may sit down." "Miško Jovanoviæ." "You own a cinema theatre." "You are the president of "Soko" in Tuzla." "Member of the Serbian Bank board, and yet you keep bombs in the attic." "Then Iliæ came for the bombs." "You are a wealthy man." "You earned your wealth under Austria, and had a good life?" "Yes." "You are a German student, you speak German." "Why did you do all this?" "Why did you become a commissioner of National Defence, a Serbian association?" "In Germany, I saw that associations helping their respective nations." "That is especially the duty of educated and wealthy citizens." "Some wealthy Serbian merchants swore their allegiance to Austria-Hungary." "Ask them about that." "I was educated in Germany and this is what I know." "Sit down." "Veljko Èubriloviè." "You are a teacher in Priboj, on the Majevica river." "Did you write for the Serbian Academy about the geography of your area and about the Serbian population?" "Yes." "That way, whole Serbia is covered." "Is Serbia..." "every place where Serbs live?" "It is not the Serbian state." "Did you say to the peasants that the schoolboys risk their lives for you, Serbs?" "Yes, I did." "You said that the Bosnian Serbs are one nation with the Serbs across the border?" "We are one nation." "We speak the same language." "Yes, Zistler?" "You are married." "Was this a marriage out of love?" "Yes." "Did you take any dowry?" "No." "After four years of marriage, last year you finally had a daughter." "Were you happy?" "Yes." "Princip says he threatened you." "That you took him under threat." "You knew that you and your family will die if you don't obey him." "Please Zistler, only questions." "Why did you sacrifice your personal and marital happiness?" "Were you afraid of something?" "I was afraid of the threats." "I didn't want my family destroyed." "But now you are not afraid?" "I risk only my own life now, and not my family." "Why didn't you defend yourself in this manner earlier?" "I couldn't." "I was afraid." "How could you be afraid of this Princip?" "And Grabež?" "They are just schoolboys." "I wasn't afraid of Princip and Grabež." "I was afraid of schoolboys who carried weapons and bombs." "Did you say to them that you were against violence?" "Yes..." "I did say that." "I said that I don't believe in assassinations and revolutions." "That all they do is leave blood traces behind." "I said that I believe in the evolution of souls and thought." "Court is adjourned." "We will hear the rest of them tomorrow." "Sit down." "How was I?" "I saw how much you hope to save me, so I started to hope myself." "Good, very good." "Hope is the best ally." "The only one." "Not the only one." "You've got law and me on your side, too." "Look... tomorrow, I've got Vaso." "Please, try to reason with him." "My Vaso..." "He is the youngest schoolboy and the greatest fool of them all!" "Look at this..." "Some intestines... not boiled." "Faeces all over.." "look." "Come on, now..." "Under every government, we get quickly used to eat shit." "Let me tell you this." "Whoever laid his ass on Bosnia, went bust." "So will the Germans." "I'm sorry, nothing personal." "It's alright." "Why do they insist on high treason through Great Serbia propaganda, and the Yugoslav idea?" "What about the assassination, the murder?" "Because of politics." "They want to justify the war." "And because of you." "Why me?" "They altered the charges so they could convict more people and more severely." "They cannot deliver a death sentence for assassination." "All three of them are under age." "You and the others are just accomplices." "This is why they manufacture high treason." "As if we are accused for our ideas, not for the assassination." "This is why the charges are unsupported." "I will overturn high treason." "My defence will be based on that." "Take care." "That's my job." "I've got my principles." "You're a strange man, my doctor." "If you can..." "Bring some tobacco from Jovanka." "And a photo of the child." "If you can." "Talk to her." "The way only you can talk." "Let her believe... give her hope." "Don't worry." "She is a brave woman." "Much more than you think." "But the next day, on the second day of the trial," "I saw the true passion of the younger assassins." "I saw Vaso Èubriloviæ." "A peasant from Kreševo he was going back home, it was about nine in the evening." "Suddenly the road was so brightly lit that you could thread a needle." "He looked at the skies, and he saw a flying ball." "Suddenly, a branch stretched out of the ball, and a Serbian flag waved on the branch." "At that moment, he saw another ball flying from the other side." "A branch stretched out of the ball, and a Croatian flag waved on the branch." "This is where the miracle starts." "The flags came closer and four times entangled with each other." "They were intertwined." "Then they split and went to the Moon." "First the Serbian, then the Croatian flag enveloped the Moon." "The peasant testified under oath." "Many other men from the same county confirmed this." "And even a guard from the Zavidoviæ valley, at exactly the same moment" "he saw both flags enveloping the Moon." "He saw the end of the occurrence." "That was in March." "It was in all the papers." "And you, Germans were frightened, because it was officially confirmed." "Sit down." "Ivo Kranjèeviæ." "This Vaso Èubriloviæ gave you weapons to hide?" "Yes." "You are a Croat?" "What is your political ideology?" "I am a nationalist." "Meaning what?" "Harmony between Serbs and Croats." "You knew about the assassination." "Why didn't you report it?" "I didn't report..." "Because we have to protest against German influence that is killing us." "All the persecutions against the Slavs come from Germany." "Where are the persecutions?" "High treason trials in Sarajevo, in Zagreb, in Ukraine." "During the investigation, you said, you didn't report because nobody will ever speak with you again." "What did Vaso Èubriloviæ say?" "He said that Serbia is a free country." "That King Peter associates with the people, he speaks informally, and that everything is much more nicer than here, where everything is... stiff." "Sit down." "Cvetko Popoviæ." "You were a good student?" "One of the best?" "Yes." "Always." "And?" "Were you misled?" "Do you feel sorry?" "I feel sorry for her." "I don't feel sorry for him." "I was determined to assassin him, too." "Sit down." "Yes?" "Vaso Èubriloviæ." "You didn't fire a shot." "And yet, you told everyone that you did." "Why?" "I was joking." "Just bragging around." "But you quit earlier because you felt sorry for the Archduke." "I didn't feel sorry for him, and I didn't quit." "I felt sorry for her." "This is why I didn't pull out the gun." "Have you ever fired a shot from a gun?" "I haven't." "But that's not so hard." "You said you failed your math exam." "That you wanted to end your life, and that is when you decided to assassin the Archduke?" "Yes." "But another motive was the pulling down of Serb and Croat flags at Ilidža." "Did Perin mock with you saying, "This is the man who will kill Ferdinand"?" "Yes, but what does he know?" "Do you feel sorry for the Archduke as a human being?" "I can feel sorry for him as a man, but not as the heir of the Austria-Hungarian throne." "I can feel sorry for millions of our peasants, and millions of others who die all over Europe." "Court is adjourned." "We will continue tomorrow at nine o'clock." "You don't need to be so keen." "There are already too many comments." "I told you this is not an ordinary trial." "I can see that." "Is this an official report from the trial?" "SERBlA GULTY - assassins linked to the Serbian government" "This is not the report I sent, and it has nothing to do with me." "This is bigger than you and me both." "Do you understand?" "I understand." "The photo wouldn't be ready before tomorrow." "I know that Veljko asked for the package because of the photo." "I don't think this is good enough." "Don't worry, I've got the old photo, the only one with all of us together." "You are doing a strange thing." "I'm sorry, but..." "When I look at you, I feel as if you are my friend." "I have to remind myself about the wall that stands between us." "If it wasn't like this, we could be friends, that's for sure." "No use, I need more time." "I know that you're taking a great risk with the package and I appreciate it very much." "I would like for you to know that." "I know that this is against the rules you like to follow." "It's not like that." "I don't see it that way." "They never taught you this in German school." "Prejudices again." "I'm sorry." "Again." "What an incredible set of coincidences." "The assassination didn't fail, Princip's shot..." "Many hands held Princip's hand." "Millions of them, impoverished, humiliated, downgraded." "Poor peasants, enslaved Slavs." "Millions." "There was no way he could fail." "You really believe that?" "And you?" "What do you believe in?" "I don't know anymore." "Not good?" "On the contrary, it's beautiful." "I feel ashamed for my prejudice against you." "I should go now." "Tell me openly, what are Veljko's chances?" "Good." "From the legal point of view, good." "I think that the law and the court can't go along with the press and the war." "Thank you." "You are a good man, but..." "I don't know." "That is St. George." "The victor, our patron saint, the warrior." "He slays the dragon." "Straight through the jaws." "Good bye." "Good bye." "I almost lost hope that you'd come." "Did you bring it?" "The photo is not ready yet." "But I have the old one." "I'm sorry about Vaso." "He didn't listen to you." "Schoolboys..." "They want to be like grown-ups." "I'm sorry I got involved." "Only the schoolboys should've done this." "So you are sorry, after all." "Of course." "I'd be more useful with a rifle." "I know Majevica like the back of my hand." "I thought you dream about freedom, but you..." "You'd rather kill the Germans on Majevica." "Don't you think that's freedom?" "Who gave you this?" "Murat." "No, the lawyer smuggled it in!" "No, Murat, it was you." "Confess Murat, you'll feel better." "Shut up." "Murat, confess." "Did you smuggle a package for the accused Veljko Èubriloviæ?" "Yes." "Nice!" "Nice of you to confess." "You know that I will have to take disciplinary action against you?" "Zistler, how can you be so close with a traitor who will be hanged soon?" "You're a judge, how can you say that to a defence lawyer, before the trial ends?" "Maybe you will have to set him free in the end." "Alright." "You are dismissed." "Go, we have to start." "Mitar Keroviæ." "Are you guilty?" "God willing, I'm not." "Do you think that you are guilty?" "Sir, I don't know." "How should I know that?" "The law and you know that." "Alright." "The schoolboys arrive at your home, with bombs." "You must have thought that this was something bad." "How can I think at all when smart men work?" "Smart men, with bombs?" "Anyone who wears a city suit, just like the one you wear, must be some kind of an official." "Alright." "What did they say?" "They said..." "They risk their lives for us, Serbs, and..." "And?" "That's about all." "What else?" "I don't know." "I was drunk." "How much did you drink?" "How much?" "My good sir, I drink way too much." "I started at noon, with the men working on my barn." "Then I drank from the flask, as much as I could." "Sit down." "Thank you." "This concludes the hearings." "We commence with the evidentiary proceeding." "We start with the witnesses accounts." "Witness number 16." "Count Harrach's statement." ""On the curve to Franz Joseph Street, I saw the first car going there." "I warned the driver not to follow him, because the route was changed." "I stood on the running board to protect the high couple from shots." "But when the car stopped, the shots were fired from the other side." "Immediately after that, the Duchess fell into the lap of the Archduke." "He said to her, "Sophie, don't die." "Stay alive for the children."" "I asked the Archduke if he was in pain." "He answered me, "It is nothing!"" "He went on repeating, six or seven times, ever more faintly," ""It's nothing."" "When we reached the residence, he died." "Afew minutes later, she died, too."" "Princip." "Did this statement make any impression on you?" "I'm not a beast." "But you don't feel guilty." "No." "Doctor..." "I'm sorry about the troubles with the package." "Is this your last visit?" "Yes." "I am not allowed to visit you after the statement of defence." "I wanted to ask for one more favour." "This time it is not dangerous." "What is it?" "Don't get angry, please." "But I believe that they will sentence me to death tomorrow." "No, no." "I saw the way they look at me." "So, I thought..." "If you can arrange that my coat goes to Vaso." "He hasn't got one, and the nights are cold." "How can you speak like that to me?" "Tomorrow I have to defend you." "They want heads to roll, and mine is at hand." "You think that justice can do something about it?" "Veljko, this is not Turkey!" "Don't you see that they made their minds up?" "We have to be ready to die, anyway." "Such are the times..." "we are helpless." "We just have to act our roles." "Veljko." "Please, don't be foolish." "Don't get in deeper trouble because of us... because of me." "Princip was right to refuse a lawyer." "Shame on you!" "How dare you speak to me like that?" "After all I've done, all I get is ingratitude and contempt!" "Doctor..." "Now you act just like one of us." "You're pursuing justice where there is none." "You're flogging a dead horse." "You want to sacrifice yourself for the lost cause." "Let me explain." "If there will be no more people who see the law as I see it, we'll have permanent wars, and people like you will die in those wars!" "Don't be angry with me." "I look at you and I think to myself..." "If only Jovanka could find someone brave and honest." "Someone like you." "Even if..." "Even if he's a German." "There." "Take care." "Murat, where are you?" "The coat..." "don't forget about it." "Let us hear now the argument of the defence, Dr. Zistler." "Gentlemen." "This trial is being held in a historic and a fateful moment." "The entire Europe is dragged into a whirlpool of blood." "We hear the rattling of weapons here, we see the wounded." "Our entire public life, the entire press it boils with hatred towards the assassin and his nation." "They all yell, "Kill them!" "Hang them!"" "At this moment, when the crowds are angry, when throwing stones at them is not a bad thing, but a patriotic act, we, the defence, must strive to a just verdict," "based entirely on law." "A big and a defining task lies before you too, honourable judges." "You have to be deaf to the shouting from the street." "The court must stay isolated from politics and its opportunism, which acts only according to the current political needs." "Because you are the priests of that blind-folded goddess holding a sward in one hand and a set of scales in the other." "She made all people equal before the law." "Let's see what has happened here." "The royal couple falls victim to the assassination, and yet this murder, legally speaking, is just another murder." "According to our law, the heir of the throne is equal to the others." "And yet, the prosecutor's office charged them for high treason by assassination." "Another high treason trial." "It has become a chronic disease here!" "Note this down, please." "It is regrettable, but since 1848, we have to recognize the process of forming national states and..." "Please, do not go in that direction, stick to the main hearing." "The Serb nationalism is related to the national states in Europe." "I warn you again, stick to the subject of the main hearing, or you will sit down, and I will press charges." "Honourable judges," "I will make an assertion that at first glance might seem... bold." "Maybe even absurd." "But it is a firm fact." "I assert that the effort to break away Bosnia Herzegovina from the Austria-Hungary as the prosecution incriminates, according to our law," "is not an act of high treason, and is not a punishable offence at all." "I will explain!" "According to the Treaty of Berlin, signed in 1878," "Austria-Hungary occupies Bosnia Herzegovina." "With the proclamation in 1908," "Bosnia was annexed." "Despite that, legally speaking," "Bosnia was not incorporated into Austria-Hungary because there is no legal approval from both parts of the Monarchy." "The motions have been filed in the Vienna and Pest Parliaments but until this day were not adopted." "Therefore, the relations between Bosnia HerzegovinaandAustria-Hungary stand on factual grounds, but not legal grounds!" "They enjoy the protection of power, but not the protection of law." "Annexation is an illegal condition." "I am not alone in this." "The Vienna Professor, Dr. Finger, says the same." "So, you cannot construct the accusation for high treason for plotting against annexation, because it is an illegal condition." "Any verdict that would accept the charge under section 112, would not be based on law, but on force." "This would mark the self-destruction of Austria-Hungary as a state of justice!" "Since the defence lawyer has violated the legislation under section 245, I issue a reprimand." "And under section 245, point two," "I warn him, if he continues to behave like this, I will silence him, and call on clients to find a new defence lawyer." "I just wanted to say that our law has some flaws, but the court is obliged to judge by that very law." "Next, I refuse the mention of various Serb associations, to illustrate some alleged high treason." "This has nothing to do with the incriminating act, the assassination." "In the case of my defendant Veljko Èubriloviæ, this is obvious." "Veljko Èubriloviæ was an excellent high school student." "After the death of his parents, he was the oldest member of the family." "Instead of going to the University, he sacrificed himself for the family and became a teacher to earn his daily bread." "With his poor salary, he supported four children." "Finally, he married out of love, with no dowry at all." "In search for income, he started doing science work." "He explored ancient Serbian elements in Bosnia." "He didn't do that for some dangerous political party in Belgrade." "He did for the Geography Department of the Serbian Academy!" "This has become an act of high treason!" "Regarding your doubt about Veljko taking Princip under threat," "I believe that you too, must be impressed by the stoic calm Princip demonstrated all these days." "Regarding Princip and his age," "I inform you that there is a list of newborns, made by priest Bilbija and according to that, Princip was not yet 20 in time of the assassination." "The Orthodox priest are well-known traitors." "Many of them were shot these days." "Princip is not your client." "That was all, with regard to him." "Next." "My client is Vaso Èubriloviæ." "He is just 17." "His wish to assassin the Archduke was a desperate act." "He failed the math exam." "But he didn't do it." "His "enemy" ideas are real not more than Plato's Republic." "So..." "The Prosecutor calls for death penalty for all adult defendants, including my client, Veljko Èubriloviæ." "I am against the death penalty as a barbarian institution based on revenge and we heard the prosecutor calling for revenge." "But, having in mind that the accusation for high treason is unfounded," "Veljko's offence is just knowledge about a murder." "If we would accept the charges under section 112, that would be legal murder!" "I will finish now." "Gentlemen..." "We must have in mind that this is a historic trial." "The whole world waits for the verdict brought here." "History and future generations will talk about this trial." "Therefore I call not for a brutal verdict, but for a just verdict." "A verdict based on law, to serve as the bright page in the legislative annals because the future will be our judge, as well as the civilization that we, despite all, will reach some day." "Thank you." "The defence lawyer Malek will speak now." "Honourable judges... when we were schoolboys, we studied science, not assassinations." "I remember the Latin proverb that stayed in my mind from that time." "Fiat justitia, "Let justice be done"." "Gentlemen..." "I fully support the words of my predecessor, Dr. Zistler," "that the annexation of Bosnia Herzegovina is not grounded in law, and that the accusation for high treason is therefore unsustainable." "Malek, I warn you." "Since my words may not carry much weight," "I prepared some authorities in this field proving the claim made by Dr. Zistler." "I will start with Dr. Finger." "The book is Strafrecht, volume 2, page 768." "He writes here..." "I never found out how Malek knew the bases of my defence, and prepared his thorough support." "I conclude the trial." "The verdicts will be delivered tomorrow, on 29 October at 8 o'clock, here." "Officers with their swords out are at the gates." "Waiting for you." "You mustn't go there." "I know a certain corridor..." "I will take you out." "Malek..." "Do you know what are you getting yourself into?" "I know." "They will probably fire me." "I already bought the ticket." "I am going away tomorrow." "I'm going home." "To Bohemia." "I'm sick of Bosnia." "I am a timid man." "Yes." "Žerajiè, the hero, was right." "Who wants to live, has to die." "Who wants to die, has to live." "Murat, apple of my eye, do you know the fate of Murat on Kosovo?" "I know." "That same fate awaits for you, tomorrow." "Never mind." "Never mind." "You died on Kosovo and we lost our freedom." "If I die tomorrow, maybe we shall get our freedom." "Teach..." "You will die stupid." "What is it, you are making?" "The shackles around his hands," "I'm making an underlayer." "He asked for this." "I hope he'll need it." "If not him, Vaso could use it." "It's late." "I have to go." "Yes." "You'd better go." "I will wait for the verdict at the gates." "I don't know why, but I always imagined that I will hear it from you." "Take it, please." "Will he protect me, now?" "He already protects you." "Before I deliver the verdict," "I ask the accused for the last time, do any of you have anything to say?" "Before we part," "I don't want you to take a bad impression about us with you." "We loved our nation." "We thought, if there are no men among us to do what we have done, we will never prosper." "I would like to add this." "Although Princip puts up a brave face, although all of us put up a brave face" "we are all very sorry." "We didn't know that the late Franz Ferdinand was a father." "We were greatly impressed by the words he had spoken to his wife." ""Sophie, don't die." "Stay alive for the children."" "We can be whatever you want, but we are not villains." "In my name and the name of my friends, I beg his children to forgive us." "We are not villains, we meant good." "We died for our ideals." "Èabrinoviæ doesn't have the authority to speak on my behalf." "Next." "About insinuations that someone else instigated this." "That is not true." "The idea was born in our minds, and we carried out the assassination." "We loved our nation." "I won't say a thing in my defence." "Read the verdicts, please." "Sentenced" "Gavrilo Princip, under section 112, having in mind his young age, to twenty years of hard prison." "Nedeljko Èabrinoviæ under section 112, having in mind his young age, to twenty years of hard prison." "Trifko Grabež, under section 112, having in mind his young age, to twenty years of hard prison." "Danilo Iliæ, under section 112, to death by hanging." "Mihailo Miško Jovanoviæ, under section 112, to death by hanging." "Veljko Èubriloviè, under section 112, to death by hanging." "Vaso Èubriloviæ, under section 112, having in mind his young age, to sixteen years of hard prison." "Cvjetko Popoviæ, under section 112, having in mind his young age, to thirteen years of hard prison." "Mitar Keroviæ, under section 112, to hard prison for life." "Ivo Kranèeviæ, under section 112, having in mind his young age, to ten years of hard prison." "TRAITORS!" "You know that it is not wise to come here." "Maybe they plan to kill me right now." "Before he left, Malek passed on his instructions for escape to Italy." "In an empty barrel with an oil transport." "The Government has just finished its session." "They discussed your case." "You are accused for acts against the Monarchy and the dynasty." "The Hungarians saved you." "Dr. Mandiæ and all the Croats wanted you to face the court-martial." "Which means..." "you lose your head." "Which means, a bigger Catholic than the Pope." "You were lucky." "Exile." "You've got 24 hours to leave the county, you will be under police escort." "You dug your own grave." "With that speech..." "Austria-Hungary dug its own grave with verdicts like that!" "It destroyed the foundations on which it was built." "Vienna confirmed the death sentences." "The hanging is tomorrow morning." "My dear wife, my angel." "When you receive this letter, my body will be dead, but my soul will embrace and kiss both of you." "Find comfort in our child." "Forgive, just as I forgive the ones who caused my death." "You are the most perfect woman of this century." "At the end, I shout to you, "I don't regret"." "Be happy." "Ljubica... my pet." "Farewell." "Kisses from Daddy." "Dear Mother, don't be too sad." "I don't need extra clothes." "Say hello to Auntie." "Your Danilo." "My dear Jovanka, my life companion." "I am going, and I don't leave anything to you and our child except my endless love." "Don't grieve too much." "It had to be this way." "I hold picture of you and Nada in front of me." "I kiss you both." "Some inner voice tells me that after my tragic end, you will be blessed by God's grace." "Be happy." "Time will heal this severe wound." "But darling, if you find the road too difficult for you to walk alone, find someone who will understand you the way I did, and you have my blessing." "Forgive me if you find these thoughts offending." "They are guided by love." "When Nada grows up enough to understand, tell her everything about her father and the turbulent times he lived in." "I take it that she will understand and forgive her father for being an orphan." "Yes..." "I ask and beg for her forgiveness." "My child." "All your father could leave behind was an honest and unblemished name." "May God grant you long lives." "Love, your Daddy Veljko." "It is easy for me, because I know I die for the national cause." "And you, and the ones you serve, may tremble before the nation who's sons die like we do now!" "Long live freedom!" "Long live freedom!" "Long live!" "Long live freedom!" "Is your name Murat?" "Veljko left this..." "for you and the other guards." "He said, have a drink." "I didn't know one thing." "I rode on the same train with Princip and the others on their way to prison." "Until this day I don't know how all those people found out about it and stood along the railway." "For many kilometres." "6 OUT OF 13 CONVICTED MEN DIED IN PRISON BEFORE THE END OF THE WAR." "AMONG THEM GAVRILO PRINCIP, NEDELJKO ÈABRINOVlÆ AND TRIFKO GRABEŽ" "VASO ÈUBRILOVIÈ, CVETKO POPOVIÈ AND IVO KRANJÈEVIÈ SURVIVIED THE WAR" "JUDGE CURINALDI BECAME A JESUIT AND WENT TO LIVE IN A TEMPLE" "ROSECUTOR SVARA DIED SHORTLY AFTER FROM BRAIN MEMBRANES INFLAMMATION" "PFEFFER WROTE A BOOK IN 1938 JUSTIFYING HIS ROLE IN THIS TRIAL" "RUDOLF ZISTLER RETURNED TO SARAJEVO AND GOT THE ATTORNEY LICENCE" "IN 1941, HE WAS TAKEN FROM ZAGREB TO USTAŠA CAMP" "HIS WIFE, JULIJANA OBERSCHMIDT SAVED HIM" "IN 1950, THE COMMUNIST AUTHORITIES ARRESTED HIM FOR BEING A DEFENCE LAWYER" "IN A CASE DEALING WITH NATIONALIZATION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY" "JOVANKA ÈUBRILOVIÈ NEVER REMARRIED" "SHE LIVED IN BELGRADE WITH HER DAUGHTER NADA WHO FINISHED LAW SCHOOL" "RUDOLF ZISTLER VISITED THEM EACH TIME HE WENT TO BELGRADE" "THIS FILM IS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS" "THE RESEARCH MATERIAL USED FOR THIS FILM INCLUDE:" "WRITINGS BY RUDOLF ZISTLER, LEO PFEFFER AND JOVANKA ÈUBRILOVIÆ" "AS WELL AS COURT RECORDS AND LETTERS OF THE CONVICTED MEN" "SubRip by metalcamp DVD Rippers Slovenija"

"24 - 6x01" "Today, America is under siege." "Last night's terrorist attack in San Antonio is the latest in a series of bombings that began ten weeks ago in ten different cities." "Over 900 people have been killed." "And, while no one has claimed responsibility for this wave of death, evidence points to Islamic militants." "Here in Los Angeles, the mood is tense and fearful as the Department of Homeland Security has urged all citizens to report without delay any suspicious persons or activities." ""We don't want to start a witch hunt,"" "said the Homeland Security spokesman," ""but we would rather err on the side of cautionthan become the next target."" "He went on to say that, "The vigilance of our citizens is the best line of defense against attack."" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Stop, stop, stop!" "Open the doors." "Please, I have to get to work." "I'll be late for work." "Please, open the door!" "Come on, man." "Open the door." "Open the door!" "I can't believe you..." "I can't believe you didn't open the door!" "I have as much right to be on the bus as you!" "Our country is under siege." "You're the National Security Advisor, Karen." "Frankly, I'm surprised by your resistance." "These places that you keep building-- they're nothing more than concentration camps." "Detention facilities." "And the criteria for determining who should be detained are very reasonable." "Reasonable?" "This revised plan of yours justifies locking up every American who prays towards Mecca." "That's a ridiculous exaggeration, and you know it." "Right now, the American Muslim community is our greatest asset." "They have provided law enforcement with hundreds of tips, and not a single member of that community has been implicated in these attacks." "So far." "Mr. President, the people are losing faith in our ability to protect them." "We've got to do something about this now." "And locking up more Muslims will not make them safer." "No, Karen, but it will make them feel safer." "What about the cost of the civil unrest that your plan will create?" " There will be riots, demonstrations..." " Security has its price." "So does freedom, Tom." "Listen, I just don't see how I can sign off on something like this." "I mean, wasn't it just three months ago that I took an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution?" "And what about preserving, protecting and defending the American people?" "All of these measures are legal." "Blake has been all over this thing with the Attorney General." "There is a precedent, sir, especially in wartime." "Lincoln suspended habeas corpus, Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066..." "Yes, Blake, I know this." "And Roosevelt imprisoned over 200,000 Japanese Americans in what most historians consider to be a shameful mistake." "Well, I would ask those historians how many of those Japanese Americans were thus prevented from perpetrating acts of sabotage in this country." "I realize that what I'm proposing has its challenges, but we cannot continue to keep our heads buried in the sand." " Mr. President?" " Yeah?" " Another attack?" " Los Angeles." "A bus." "How many casualties?" "23 so far, including the suicide bomber." "And we're still certain this man Assad is behind all these attacks, right?" "Yes, sir." "We confirmed he arrived in the United States three days before the first bombing in San Antonio." "And let us not forget Assad has been calling for the destruction of the United States" " for the last 20 years." " Mr. President, my analysts believe that Assad's organization cannot survive without him and, once he's dead, these attacks will stop." "So this assumes the success of the operation to terminate Assad?" "CTU estimates successful probability at 75%." "Oh, I think that's very generous." "It sounds to me like you're anticipating failure, Tom." "I fully acknowledge, sir, that this is our only option, but I am fervently advocating contingencies." "Contingencies are all well and good, Tom, but CTU needs to eliminate Assad." "That's all there is to it." "God knows we're paying a steep enough price to get him." "I've told you 20 times, you don't send out a report without a certified header on it." "Well, this makes 21." "You should update your count." "Do you-- and I'm just curious-- ever open your mouth without sarcasm just spilling out of it?" " Sorry." "Are we done here?" " Look, I'm just telling you to be careful." "Otherwise, you will find yourself back selling ladies' shoes in Beverly Hills." "You're really settling well into the whole middle-management thing, aren't you?" "What's your problem with me?" "I liked you fine as an analyst." "Actually, you very good." "As as, a bit of a bore." "What's going on?" "Talk to your boyfriend." "The guy's on self-destruct." "You promised me you'd get along with Milo." "I'm sorry, darling." "That's a promise I just can't keep." "Morris?" "Morris, you know, I had the same problem with department heads when I first started, and I've learned how to fit in." "There's no reason why you can't." "Except I don't happen to be a pretty lady." "What are you talking about?" " You're a hottie." " No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." "Deal with it." " Morris, we're at work." " So?" "It's unprofessional." "Are you saying you don't like it?" "No, I'm not saying that." "I just came to see if you got a request from Homeland on the priority channel." "No." "Why did they send it only to me?" "I don't know." "Just try to get along." "Because you asked, I will." "Nadia," "I just got a weird request from Homeland Security." "They want to set up a channel, and I wanted to clear it with you first." "Consider yourself cleared." "They want it formatted according to military specs." "We're coordinating an assault with Cobra attack helicopters from Camp Pendleton." " When?" " About 30 minutes." "An assault on who?" "Assad." "What are you talking about?" "We don't even know where Assad is." "We will." "We have a lead." "No, we don't." "If we did, I would know about it." "We found a way to get Assad's location." "How?" "Jack Bauer." "Jack's in a Chinese prison." "Not anymore." "The President negotiated his release two days ago." " Jack's coming back?" " Yes." "Why did the Chinese let him go?" "Why today?" "Does this have something to do with the attacks?" "How do we think Jack's going to lead us to Assad?" "Chloe, I can't talk about this." " Not yet." " Why not?" "Can Bill Buchanan talk about it?" "He's meeting Jack at Point Mugu Naval Air Station." "Now, open that military channel and put it through to the conference area." "The President must have given up a lot to make this happen." "I wish he were coming back under different circumstances." "We don't know what his state of mind will be." "If he doesn't cooperate, we need to be prepared." "Mr. Buchanan," "I need your signature on this release document." "Take those cuffs." "Jack." "It's okay." "Come with me." "Please convey to your president that Mr. Bauer never broke his silence." "He hasn't spoken a word in nearly two years." "Your president has paid a high price for Mr. Bauer's freedom." "What he wants from him must be very important." "President Palmer wants to speak to you himself as soon as we debrief." "I'm sorry, Jack." "How could you know?" "Wayne Palmer is president." "He's the one who negotiated your release." "I can't even begin to imagine what you went through over there, Jack, but there's a reason you're here now." "The last 11 weeks, our cities have been targeted by a series of terror attacks-- buses, trains, shopping malls." "The last one was 15 minutes ago, here in Los Angeles." "It's Hamri Al-Assad." "Assad's here, Jack." "Four days ago, one of Assad's men contacted us." "He said he'd give up Assad for $25 million, but he's demanding something more than money." "He wants you, Jack." "He wants you dead." "Abu Fayed." "He wants his pound of flesh for what happened in Beirut." "We offered him other alternatives." "We did everything we could think of, Jack." "But he would only agree to give us Assad in exchange for you." "He's demanded our surveillance protocols, which means we can't risk an extraction." "Once he has you, you'll be on your own." "You understand what this means, Jack?" "We're asking you to sacrifice yourself so we can eliminate Assad." "I can't hear you, Jack." "Audrey..." "Audrey doesn't know you're back." "My daughter?" "Kim doesn't know either." "You keep it that way." "I know what's being asked of me, Curtis." "You don't need your firearm." "Before we do this, I would like to clean up." "We have got an area set up for you, and brought you some new clothes." "Bill?" " We have Jack." " Good." "I thought I was prepared, but he's worse than I expected." "Much worse." "I know how hard this must be for you, but everything depends on this operation." "I understand." "I know you do." "I wish I were there with you." "You're where you need to be." "I miss you." "I miss you, too." "I have to take Jack to the drop point now." "Bye." "Los Angeles has now been added to the list of major cities hit by terrorist attacks." "The Department of Homeland Security has raised the threat level to Red, the highest level since the department was formed." "The FBI will handle all the field searches outside the city so just focus on the main grid." "Nadia." "I need to talk to you." "All right, finish that up and check back with me." "Did you open that military channel and put it through to the conference area?" "Yeah." "I've been trying to locate Bill or Curtis to find out what's going on with Jack, but they're both off-line and there's a block on their status roster." "I told you, Chloe, I can't talk about this." "Nadia, you've only been here a couple months, so you don't know me very well, but if you did, you would know how much Jack Bauer means to me." "You would also know that sooner or later I will find out, so why don't you just tell me right now?" "Chloe, I don't have the authorizations..." "Okay, why don't I just call Division and let them know about the time that you left the Jarvis firewall unsecured." "If it weren't for me, you would have been fired over that." "We were contacted four days ago by a man named Fayed." "He offered to give us Assad's location for a list of demands." "One of them was Jack Bauer." "Jack?" "Why does he want Jack?" "Retribution." " Retribution for what?" " Fayed's brother was part of the cell that bombed our embassy in Lebanon in 1999." "Jack was sent in to grab him and get the names of the other cell members." "Fayed's brother died while Jack was interrogating him." " Now he wants Jack dead." " That's right." "And you're really gonna just deliver Jack over to the terrorists to be killed." " Nadia..." " We need to stop Assad." "Well, why aren't we organizing a rescue?" "We can just grab Jack once Fayed gives us Assad's location." "Fayed has the resources to detect our surveillance." "As part of the deal, we gave Fayed monitoring access to our satellite coverage, radio frequencies and air corridors." "He won't give us anything until he's free and clear with Jack." "How do we even know he'll do what he says?" "We don't." "I'm calling Karen Hayes." "She'll talk to the president." "Chloe, don't you get it?" "Karen already knows." "So does President Palmer." "He authorized it." "Look..." "I'm sorry about your friend, but there's nothing you, I or anyone can do." "Right now, this is our only way out of this crisis." "If we want these attacks to stop, Jack Bauer has to be sacrificed." "Well, we've gotten half those upgrades." "You get the rest in a minute." "No, I need them now, Morris." "I needed them ten minutes ago." "And don't expect Chloe to keep running interference for you." " You'll get your upgrades." " When?" "What's going on between you and Nadia?" "The president got Jack back from the Chinese." "He's in L.A. now." " Well, that's... very good news." " No, Morris, it's not." "Buchanan." "Bill, it's the president." "Is Jack with you?" "Yes, sir, we're almost at the drop point." "Put him on, please" "I'll put him on." "Jack." "Jack." "It's President Palmer." "He wants to talk to you." " Mr. President." " Jack." "I've been trying to think of what I could possibly say to you after all that you've sacrificed for this country, what you've done for me in the past, and, of course, what you've done for my brother David." "This is a desperate measure, Jack." "Believe me, I know, but it's also a measure of our desperation." "People are afraid to come outside." "They're afraid to leave their homes, Jack." "I mean, they're actually starting tourn against each other out there." "Bill Buchanan explained the situation, sir." "I know whas happening." "I understand what's expected of me." "You have my word, my word, Jack." "Your sacrifice will not be in vain." "Thank you." "God bless you, Jack." "Good-bye, Mr. President." "When I agreed to run for this office, I... thought that I understood this job." "I mean, I was right beside my brother David when he had to... make impossible decisions, you know, times when he had to choose between bad options, but... now that I'm the one sitting in that chair," "I'm starting to wonder if I'm the right person to lead this country." "It's an irrelevant question, sir." "Excuse me?" "You will lead this country, whether you want to or not." "You are the president." "Well, this president can't shake the feeling that sacrificing Jack Bauer is a mistake." "That maybe I should call this whole thing off before it's too late." "No." "You have not made a mistake." "For what it's worth, your brother would be doing just the same thing." "That doesn't make it right." "It isn't right." "It isn't wrong." "It's simply our only option." "Bauer has to be sacrificed so this country can survive." "I just heard a disturbing rumor." "Oh?" "What rumor is that?" "That you're authorizing the National Guard to set up detention facilities at convention centers and sports arenas in Los Angeles, Detroit and Philadelphia." "Yeah." "That, that's correct." "That's against the president's order." "I was there when he gave it." "Karen, I know where you were." "I was standing right next to you." "To my knowledge, that order hasn't been rescinded." "All right, you're confused." "I haven't implemented anything yet." "I'm merely positioning." "If the president changes his mind, as I suspect he will, then we will have wasted less time." "I'm not confused, Tom, and you can use whatever words you like;" "in plain English, you're second-guessing the president." "Well, plain English does not allow for the nuances that my job requires, Karen." "And just how far are you going to push this?" "The ACLU is already filing complaints against us that we've given the Bureau too much field authority." "And by my lights, they have not been given near enough." "They need a wider net with tighter mesh." "And what happens when innocent people get caught in that net?" "Well, like I told you before, security has its price." "Just get used to it, Karen." "Go ahead." "Secure Bauer's wrist to the grate, then leave him there." " First tell me where Assad is." " This isn't a negotiation." "If you want Assad, leave Bauer here, get back in your car and drive away." "I'm watching you." "You listen to me, you son of a bitch..." "He wants me to handcuff you to that grate." "Do it." " I don't know what to say, Jack." " You understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing?" "The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn't want to die for nothing." "Today..." "I can die for something..." "My way, my choice." "To be honest with you, it'll be a relief." "I'm sorry, Jack." "Don't be." "Bill, you need to go." "Go." "Firemen are battling a fire at the Al-Hamza Mosque in Culver City." "Members of the Mosque are calling this incident a retaliation for this morning's suicide bombing..." "Scott shouldn't be going to school." "He has a geometry test." "Honey, L.A. was just hit." "They should be closing these schools down." "They will close themn when it's not safe, but until then, I don't want to scare our son and I don't want you to scare him either." "I want us to keep living our lives as normally as we can." "Look," "Jillian, there is nothing normal what's happening." "Well, what are we supposed to do, just hide inside our house for the rest of our lives?" "No, it..." "Was Ahmed able to help you?" "I didn't see him." "The FBI are at his house." "They're arresting his dad." "What?" "!" " Why are they taking him?" " I don't know." "This is insane!" "You can't arrest somebody without a reason." "He's not a terrorist!" "He's innocent!" " Well, there must be some reason." " I'm sure it's a mistake." "Ahmed, what are you doing." "We just want to talk to you." "Ahmed, get out!" "It's that guy down the block." "A contractor, Stan something." "Yeah, I know him." "I'll call the police." "Why don't you get the hell out of my neighbor?" "!" " What are you doing?" " I'm helping my friend." " Your father is calling the police." " They won't do anything." "Scott stop." "You're not going over there." "Dad, I'm not hiding here while my friend gets beat up because you're scared to do the right thing." "Scott!" "Stay here." "I'll handle it." " I just want to talk to you." " Get out of my house." "Look, we're just here to give you a little friendly advice, okay?" "Stan, Stan, what the hell you doing, man?" "I'm trying to protect my family, Ray." "This kid's father's a terrorist." "Oh, come on." "He's no more a terrorist than you or me." "Yeah?" "Then why'd they arrest him?" "Because they're scared like everyone else." " Get out of my way." " Hey, Stan, come on!" "Stan, if you want him, you're coming through me." "This isn't over, Ray." " You all right?" " Yeah." "All right, look, I think what we should do is you should come stay with us until things get sorted out with your father." "Look, I appreciate what you just did, but I'll be fine." "Look, this guy, this guy is a jerk and I don't want you staying here alone." "It's dangerous." "I'm not taking "No" for an answer." "You're coming with me." "Nadia," " Bill Buchanan for you." " Great." " Bill." " Jack's at the drop point." "Are we set with the military?" "The Marines have two Cobra attack helicopters ready to deploy." "We can hit any target inside L.A. within 20 minutes." "Jack's giving his life for this operation so I don't want any mistakes." "Assad must be taken out with extreme prejudice." "He will be, sir, just as soon as we get his location from Fayed." "If Fayed calls before I get back, loop me in." "Okay." " Bill..." " Yeah?" "I'm sidelining Chloe on this operation." "Why?" "She started asking questions about Jack." " I tried putting her off, but..." " What'd you tell her?" "The truth." " I'll talk to her when I get there." " Thanks." "Psst, psst, psst!" "What are you doing?" "I'm going to try to get a visual on Jack." "I already told you Fayed has our surveillance protocols." "He's monitoring full spectrum radio, satellite orbits and transmissions." "I have access to a satellite that's off the government grid." "How?" "I did a drop of work for this energy consortium in Uzbekistan." "They needed an illegal aerial survey of some oil fields," "I needed some quick cash." "Aha, look, the little bird, she's still flying, she's still flying." "I think I can reposition the camera from here." "Morris..." "Don't thank me yet, love." "Just stop sulking and find out where Bill Buchanan left Jack." "I've been waiting for this for a long time." " Yes." " There is a problem." " Don't move out of the tunnel yet." " What?" "I just intercepted a signal to a privately owned satellite." "There are hundreds of private satellites." "The signal is being transmitted on a government frequency." "This satellite, what's it looking at?" "I can't pinpoint it, but the camera's been repositioned to your sector." "Connect me to CTU." "Chloe, this is it, this is it." "As soon as the military has Assad's location, work with local law enforcement to limit collateral damage." "As much as we're trying to prevent civilian losses, our priority is to take out Assad." "Fayed is on the line." "This Nadia Yassir." "Redirect the satellite you have aimed at this sector." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Then explain the activity on frequency Alpha 0703." "Bauer is dead either way, but if you don't redirect that satellite in 30 seconds, you will lose Assad." " I'm telling you there's no satellite." " 28 seconds." "Nadia." "Where is this coming from?" " Inside the building." " Where?" "Chloe's station." "Morris." "Redirect that satellite." "Redirect that satellite!" " The situation is under control." " No, Fayed tagged your transmission." "We may have lost our only chance at locating Assad." "Fayed, this was a rogue operation." "Redirecting the satellite now." "You have ten seconds." " Morris, do it!" " Nine, eight..." " Come on." " Hurry up!" "I'm going as fast as I can." "..six, five, four..." "It's done." "It's moving away, Fayed." "They redirected the satellite." "Other channels?" "All clear." "Because of your deception," "I will have to think about giving you Assad's location." "What about our deal?" "Fayed..." " We may have spooked Fayed." " I heard what happened." "Damn it!" "What were you thinking?" "!" "It's my fault." "You can fire me." "I'd fire both of you right now, but I can't afford to lose the manpower." "Chloe." " Look at me." " I'd rather not, sir." "Look at me." "Don't think you're the only one mourning Jack." "You're not." "That may have been our only option." "You both better hope to God you didn't just blow it." "We may have sacrificed Jack for nothing." " Buchanan." " Bill, have you heard from Fayed?" " Not yet, no." " The President's worried." "Fayed should have contacted us by now." "There may be a problem." "There's a possibility Fayed's going back on the deal." "What are you talking about?" "He caught us trying to track Jack." "The orders were that he was to have a clear field." "I know what the orders were." "Chloe thought there was a workaround." "She did it without authorization." "Oh, damn it, Bill." "She's your responsibility." "How could you let this happen?" "If we don't take out Assad..." "I don't need a lecture, Karen, I know what the stakes are." "I don't think you do." "If these attacks don't stop, there are people in this administration who are willing to tear up the Constitution in the name of national security." "The things that they're talking about doing... this country will never recover." "As soon as I hear from Fayed, you'll be my first call." "I'm sorry, Bill." "It's just, I'm..." "There's no need to apologize." "We're all feeling it." "I have to go." " Anything?" " It's clear." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "They're leaving us alone." "The money's been transferred." "Should we call CTU?" "Not yet." "You need to call CTU." "I won't let you die until I'm ready." "The Chinese didn't leave much for me to work with." "But before you die, you are going to feel what my brother felt." "I saw his body." "I know how he died." "I know what you did to him." "You don't need me to tell you that the nerves are bundled here." "Better." "You need to give CTU Assad's location." "That was the deal." "Assad has lost faith in our fight." "He thinks our tactics are failing." "He's begun talking about compromise, about laying down our arms and negotiating." "But there is no compromise." "No negotiation." "Assad is a traitor." "And soon, he will be dead." "That's right, Jack." "CTU is about to kill the wrong man." "Assad isn't behind these attacks." "He's come here to stop them." "He's come here to stop me." "You will die for nothing." "If Fayed doesn't call in five minutes, reassign everyone here." "It's him." "This is Buchanan." "You kept your end of the deal, I'll keep mine." "I'm listening." "I have a transponder at Assad's location." "33-58-11 north latitude, 118-21... 40 west longitude." "You'll find Assad there." " Where is that?" " It's coming." "Inglewood." "Have General Bowen mobilize the attack helicopters." "I'll let the President know we're a go." "Cut off Fayed's access to all our surveillance." "I want to lock down all of our satellites." "Shut 'em down, you got it?" "We did everything we could." "I know it's truly awful, but if it stops these attacks... it's for the greater good." "There's no one that understands that more than Jack." "Do you remember doing this to my brother?" " Fayed." " What is it?" "There is a call for you." "It's important." " Yes." " There's a problem." " Tell me what happened." " The FBI... they took my father." "Where are you?" "I'm at a neighbor's." "Fayed, you know my father's innocent." "He has no idea what we're doing." "If your father is meant to be sacrificed, that is how it will be." "Now tell me what the FBI said." "Good." "You did the right thing." "Are you sure the FBI didn't find the package?" "Yes, it's well hidden." " You need to deliver it soon." " I'll call you when I have it." " Everything okay?" " Yeah." "That was just my uncle." "He's trying to find out where they took my dad." " Want to come eat?" " Yeah." "Find him!" "Transcript:" "Raceman."

"Jimmy.." "Over here.." "Jimmy." "Over here.." "Flag the pole, Jimmy." "Go, go!" "I got it." "This is Jimmy." "I'm coming to the pits." "Ready for a fast one." "Let's go, move, move." "Lift there." "Come on!" "You're going to cost me the pole!" "Pick it up!" "Go." "Go, go, go!" "Great. / Thank you." "Damn it. / Something's wrong." "Loosing power." "What the hell did you guys do?" "I can't believe this." "Jimmy's dead-sticked." "Let's go get him, guys." "Grand prix miami." "What do we got?" "Chris petrie, 26 years old." "Fuel man on american spirit pit crew." "Died during qualifying run." "Okay." "How is that unusual?" "Crew chief said it was a regular pit stop." "by the book. / Okay, so let's process the pit and the car." " What do you know about the driver?" " Jimmy hutton." "He's missing in action." "Blew the qualifying, then blew out of here." "No one seems to know where he is." "Well, that's not by the book, is it?" "There was fire in the pit, Alexx." "Burns extend into the subcutaneous tissue. third degree." "This boy got cooked. / And it also means he burned for a while." "Not surprising." "Hot engine, thousands of gallons of gasoline." "What is more surprising is they use methanol which is safer than gas and has a higher flashpoint, doesn't it?" "Wasn't any safer for you, was it, sweetheart?" "How did this happen?" "More importantly, why did this happen?" "Methanol can be put out with water." "This water hose should have worked." " What time did you pronounce?" " Officially, we haven't." " You the paramedic?" " John leary, miami track doctor." "Pronounce at the hospital." "I've got an ambulance standing by." " Doctor, this man's already dead." " Still, he's going to the hospital." "That's the way it's always been done." "So you can say there's never been a death at a track." "Huh?" " Bet that makes you look good." " It's not about me." "It should be about him." "Is there a problem?" "Something seems to be obstructing this water hose." "Track's a dangerous place." "Equipment breaks down, people make mistakes." "I think we will both agree, doctor, that this doesn't belong here, does it?" "Like I said, accidents happen." "That's quite true." "But so, so does murder." "CSI:" "miami 2x07 Grand Prix" "ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON CBS: 2003/11/10" "Resynch by Ninjaw P.B. for the dvdrip" "How are we doing?" "Hundred ways to die in the pit." "That's true, Eric, but only one of them killed our guy." "So, speed, the fire hose, please." "Take a look at it." "Calleigh, the autopsy." "I'll process the vic and his clothing." "Thank you." "And Eric, the car and our missing driver." "Let's look into that." "Okay, I'm on it." "Excuse me. / Yes, ma'am?" "Are you in charge here?" "Well, I'm in charge of the investigation." "You are?" " Haley wilson." "I own team american spirit." "So, our victim is your employee." "Chris, yes." "He was like family to me." "How soon do you think you can clear this up?" "I need the pit for practice." "You see, the problem with the pit, ma'am, is that it's now a crime scene." "Do you think we could talk away from here?" " Sure." "Calleigh, when you're done admiring the wax job, we've got a car to process." "Just savoring the moment." "Yeah, I know what you mean." "These jam cars are the most sophisticated vehicles you'll see besides the space shuttle." "I didn't know you were a race fan." "Oh, I'm not." "I like a car just for itself, not for how fast it goes compared to other cars." "Are you kidding me?" "Racing is one of the only pure sports left." "The fastest guy around the track wins." "No if, ands or buts." "With the exception of Jimmy hutton." "He hardly ever wins, but he's very cute." "He's also missing in action." "Really?" "What I don't understand is," "I mean, if the guy burns up in the pit nobody's around to see it?" "It's the methanol." "Yeah, it burns clear." "It's invisible flame." "Well, we have two parts of the fire triangle." "fuel and oxygen." "So, that leaves the heat source." "So, who do you think provided the spark?" "Anyone in the pit crew." "Got six guys, ten seconds." "The jack man plugs in the air hose, jacks a spark against the pavement." "Got the tire changer, he swaps the rubber, exposes the hot brake pad." "Ann the fuel man, our victim, he locks in the fuel nozzle." "If he doesn't ground the line, it can cause a static discharge." "A hundred ways to die in the pit." "You see the logos on the drivers, the cars and the stands?" "The sponsors run this show." "They decide who plays and who sits on the sidelines." "Mrs. Wilson... / Ms." "I haven't had a top five finish all season." "I need a win tomorrow, which means I need my pit now." "I understand." "I am looking to talk to your driver Jimmy hutton." "I don't know where he is. / All right." "I find that hard to believe." "He's not right. he's emotional." "The last thing he needs is an interrogation the day before a race." "Yeah, I don't think you understand." "There's not going to be a race if I don't figure out what happened here." "Look, my driver just blew a quarter of a million dollar engine." "I think we will both agree it's very difficult to do these with the best engines in the world, right?" "Exactly, and it's even harder to put a new one in by tomorrow, so, if I knew where he was, / Right." "you'd hear me screaming from there right now. / All right, here's the deal." "Continue preparing for the race, but do not in any way prevent my team from doing their job, understood?" "Done. / Good." "Will I see you at the memorial?" "The what?" " The memorial for Chris, your fuel man." "Chris, right." "Yes, he's family, remember?" "Burns are confined to the facial maxillary." "Distal extremities of the arms." "Hands went first." "Then he put them to his face" " wicked up like a candle." " A human torch." "Thought those fire suits were supposed to protect them." "They are." "Fire-resistant material is guaranteed for 12 seconds at 1,300 degrees fahrenheit." "It's a triple redundancy, and I know that he was wearing his safety gloves." "Okay." "Then how do you explain this?" "I'm seeing particulate matter melted into the skin." "Well, that shouldn't have happened." "I mean the fabric carbonizes when it's heated up, but the heat's supposed to stay on the outside of the glove." "Sounds like an accelerant was involved." "It would have to be an accelerant that would burn hot enough to go through fire-resistant material." " Got one in mind?" " I don't, but the mass spec might." "Next up, seven qualifying laps for tomorrow's race." "It's like I told the detective." "Pit stop went just like clockwork in and out, nine point eight." "I just, uh, I still can't believe what happened to that kid." "Hey, I'm the one who hired him six months ago, straight out of MIT." "So, your fuel man was an engineer?" "You bet." "most of these boys here got advanced degrees." "mechanical engineering, aerodynamics." "You know, it's all about, uh, it's all about squeezing." "squeezing that extra bit of performance out of the car." "These guys don't look too broken up about what happened this morning." "Like, well, you don't train, you lose your edge." "I mean, a tenth of a second in the pit costs you three places in the race." "Anyhow, look, this is, uh... this is, this is Chris." "I mean... it's what he wanted." "It looks like he wasn't the only one." "Win at all costs." "It cost him his life." "Look, that's not my idea." "That's just the boss." "I mean, she's, uh... you know, she's a hard-ass." "She comes around here with those speeches of, uh, teamwork, rah-rah-rah." "But, uh, what I got to ask is where is she when a kid dies, you know?" "It sounds like you got a morale problem." "No, what I got is a blown engine and 24 hours to get the new one ready for race day, so, uh," "I'm out of here, all right?" "Joey?" "Yeah, what do you need?" "I got your page." "What's up?" "There's a 22-millimeter socket missing from this." "That's the same size as the one H found in that fire hose." "Whose toolbox is this?" "Chris petrie... our victim." "Look, I'll print the workbench and the toolbox." "You'll probably get most of the crew's prints off on those." "Well, while you're at it, you might want to figure out where that came from." "Looks like a heel print." "But supplemented." "Nah, that's a racing boot." "They have extra insulation in the heel to keep the feet from burning up." "We're looking at somebody on the race team." "No, not somebody. there's only one person on any team that where's that shoe." "It's the driver." "Alexx..." "Not now." "Jimmy hutton." "You do realize that he's won the least amount of races on the circuit." "Didn't know." "And don't care." "Does your husband know about this?" "We have a look, don't touch rule." "He's taller than I expected." "Maybe guiltier, too. / What?" "Radio car just stopped him doing 120 heading out of state." "Jimmy?" " Yeah." "Oh, no, no, no. no." "Not Jimmy. / Yes." "So, Jimmy... a member of your pit crew dies and you go on a joyride." "I went for a drive." "that's what I do." "Look," "I've been into the wall 180 miles an hour." "I've broken more bones in my body than I can count." "But fire... it's worse than any crash." "It's bad luck." "Seems like you've had a lot of bad luck lately." "Arrest for assault, drunk and disorderly in half a dozen cities." "Yes, and two weeks ago, you attacked your fuel man Chris petrie, didn't you?" " The guy was a loser." " Well, now..." " he's a dead loser." " Better him than me." "You know, he cost me three tenths of second in Denver." "That's a 150 grand of my contingency money." "Three-tenths of second." "You are a humanitarian." "Look, I didn't want him dead, just off the team." "You got your wish." "I need your racing shoes." "No way. / I have a warrant." "Look, you wouldn't take Michael jordan's lucky shorts the day before a game." "I would if they were evidence." "You can't do this." "I have race a tomorrow." "Jimmy, there is a distinct possibility that you don't." "I want the shoes." "Car go in. / All right." "Pilot, get everybody formed up." "This field is really spread out." "10 miles please." "Lead us 51." "we got a problem." "What's that?" "Jimmy's racing boot... doesn't match the print we found inside the team's truck." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "The print's a size nine." "Jimmy's a ten and a half." "Somebody else was in front of Chris petrie's locker." "So we've got 20 teams, 20 drivers, and now 19 suspects." "Maybe not." "I ran a trace on the print matrix." "Hydrocarbons with detergent additives. / Motor oil." "20-50, super-high viscosity." "I'll see if it leads us to any brand names." "So... what do we do about him?" "We cut him loose for now." "Hey." "How's it coming with the samples?" "I've got everything our human torch might've touched." "Hose, rags, floor mats." "I'm putting them in these paint cans." "That's good." "That will contain any vapors until we process our mystery accelerant." "Only one problem." "I haven't been able to get any control samples." "Really?" "Did you check with the other pits?" "'Cause I would think that they would have clean samples." "I've been asking all morning, but, uh, no one's been jumping up to volunteer." "Well, maybe you just haven't been asking the right way." "Excuse me." "I was wondering if you all could give me a hand." "Anything you want." "If you let me show you my car." "I'd like that." "Thanks again for letting us use your equipment." "Anything to help find out who killed their fuel man." "Tell me." "Do they plan to race tomorrow, team american spirit?" "I'm really not privy to that kind of information." "I see." "It would narrow the field for your team, though, wouldn't it?" "One less team." "Your detective Salas already asked me if I am part of this attack." "if that's what you're thinking." "I..." "I will have to take you out sometime." "Excuse me?" " On the track, for a ride in my car." "Oh, I didn't know that you could do something like that." "Isn't that against the rules?" " Rules... rules are only good for running at the back of the grid, just like our good friend Paolo here." "Now if you ever want to ride a real champion..." "I'm Ernest." "Pay no attention to Ernest." "He..he's always trying to pass me." "Well, I do it every sunday on the track." "Why not now?" "I'm sorry about that." "No, not that sorry." "I mean, it's a competition, right?" "It's okay if you break the rules." "Rules can be bent without being broken." "That's how you win races." "That's interesting." "Oil print from the boot." "Pretty high-end stuff." "Brand name is, uh, Slick defense." " How many teams use this?" " Just one." "Team Jeunet." " Hmm." "Like the champagne." " Okay." "I want to talk to their drivers." " Okay, I'll have Yelina bring them in." " No need." "There will be a VIP party at the mandarin-oriental this afternoon where they will be, and so will I." "I think you have an admirer." "Duty calls." "Lieutenant Caine." "Still on the clock?" "Always." "I hope you didn't come all this way just to talk to me." "Well, you're worth the drive." "Can I get you a drink?" "Some jeunet champagne." "No, thank you." "I know how you feel." "it gives me a headache." "But they are the hosts." "And from what I understand, the largest sponsors in racing." "So are you upgrading?" "I will take that as a yes." "How does your current sponsor feel about that?" "My sponsors?" "They're not savvy enough to know that they're second-tier, let alone that I'm leaving." "And you know, it's not a done deal, and it certainly won't be if you keep coming around." "Hayley." "Who's your new friend?" "Charles jeunet, lieutenant Horatio caine, miami crime lab." "Hello, lieutenant." "Welcome to the house of jeunet." "Charles, nice to meet champ cars' biggest sponsor." " I hope you're not here on business." " I'm actually here to talk to your drivers." "Does this, uh, have anything to do with the fuel man who died on hayley's crew?" "Well, I told the lieutenant that it was an accident covered by our policy." "I even suggested that he take the day off." "I'm not sure how the victim's family would appreciate that." "You know what I mean?" "Your drivers?" "Just look for the most beautiful women." "Why do you need to see my shoes?" "It's just to exclude you from the investigation." "Or to include me." "No, in all honesty, Paolo, we're asking all of the drivers." "Oh, my!" "What size shoe do you wear?" "In your country... treze." "I think size 13." "Is that good?" " Well, it's a far cry from our suspect." "Good." "That means we can still take that ride together." "Oh, no." "All joking aside, Paolo, I can't socialize with you." "I'm on a case." "A case, it can't last forever." "Ernest mansfield?" " Yeah." "Who's asking?" " Miami-dade police." "You're too beautiful to be cop." "Why don't you sit down and let me get you drink?" "I got a better idea, Ernest." "Why don't you tell me what you were doing in the american spirit team truck the day that Chris petrie died." "I don't know what you're talking about." "What size shoe do you take, my friend?" "You look like you're about a nine." "What are you?" "A shoe salesman?" "Shoo." "You're boring me." "So you're interested in a little excitement." "Okay, how about you're under arrest?" "Excited?" "Sit him down, officer. / Sit!" "Thank you." "I didn't do anything wrong." "You sabotaged a fire extinguisher in the american spirit pit." "It killed the fuel man." "What?" "You knew if you murdered him, you could damage the team." "Fuel men are a dime a dozen." "Glorified gas-pumpers." "Why on earth would I kill one?" "Well, here's a reason." "This is yours and Jimmy's first qualifying run." "Jimmy hutton blew his engine the day after you were in his truck." "Did you sabotage it?" "Perhaps Chris petrie saw you do it." "So you had to shut him up." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." " Yeah, I'd like to see you prove any of that." " If we find the engine, we might." "Good luck." "What does that mean?" "Engines get taken out after every qualifying session." "That engine's probably out of the state by now." "Well, if you're lucky, maybe you can buy it back for scrap." "I feel lucky." "Eric, let's stop all cargo trucks going from the track to miami international." "Thank you." "This is Jimmy hutton's engine." "The one that blew yesterday." "Another half hour, it would've been on the way to california for scrap and research." "Now it's on its way to our lab." " Eric, you got the results?" " Yeah, right there." "Wait a... wait a second." "Are these correct?" " Yeah." "The engine was tampered with, but it wasn't sabotaged." "So somebody actually made it perform better." "These 4 cartwheels' engines are legendary, H." "But they'll blow, too, if they rev too high." "that's what the pop-off valve's supposed to regulate. / Yeah, but somebody rigged this valve, didn't they?" " My money is on Jimmy." " What about Ernest?" " He snuck onto their truck." " No... we stay with Jimmy." "So that means we're back to the same team we started with." "Team american spirit." "This doesn't make sense." "Cheated to win the race, killed their own fuel man?" "Eric, we have a team that is at war with itself." "Attention, all chief car team and driver!" "Up track for the final qualifying session." "How did you get in here?" "I can be very persuasive when I need to be, Ms. Wilson." "Well, I'm not a fan of drop-ins, lieutenant." "I can take you into custody instead if that's what you'd like." "Thanks for your discretion." "but I still don't know anything about the death of my fuel man." "You don't know anything about sweetening the engine to make the car go faster?" "No, I don't. / Ms. Wilson, you team is at war with itself." "Now, which side are you on?" " The side that keeps us in business." " You know what?" "That's not an answer." "I got this team in my divorce." "My husband got the state of utah." "Now, I didn't even know where a gas tank was in a car, and he thought it would be a joke." "He was going to sit back and laugh." "Well, he's not going to laugh at me now, is he?" "You call me, babe?" "No, Jimmy." "Well..." "I..uh." "look, we were just finishing a conversation when you, uh... so I take it you're staying with the team even with the change of sponsorship." "Stay?" "I am the team." "Jimmy... did you rig the engine to go faster than cart rules allowed?" "No. / No." "The engine blew on its own, right, Jimmy?" "Hey, I'm the hottest driver in the world, man." "I don't cheat." "You don't believe me, check the engine." "Sure you don't want to save me the trouble, son?" "I don't break the rules..." "I bend them." "Duly noted." "and Jimmy... you missed a button." "So, let me get this straight." "Cart wants the cars to go fast, but not too fast. / Right." "Speeds were getting out of control, so cart installed the pop-off valve." "A turbo cranks too high, the valve releases, slows the car way down." "I mean, how could anyone mess with the valves?" "This place is guarded like fort knox." "Only way is to do it before the race." "Cart scrutineers hand out pop-off valves... / what'd you say?" "Scrutineers." "That's what cart calls their tech inspectors." "Well, they might. you shouldn't." "The tech inspectors... they hand out the pop-off valves to the drivers the night before the race." "Collect them right after the checkered flag." "So Jimmy only had a few hours to doctor the valve." "The engine heat would've burned off most contact, so no fingerprints." "That doesn't mean no evidence." "Hey, what's up?" "Pop-off valve had petroleum deposits, carbon residue, and check that out." "superglue." "Well, you put superglue in your valve before the race, going to lock up." "Yeah." "Explains why Jimmy's valve didn't pop off." "That's why engine blew." "Gets better." "Over the course of the race, the engine heat melts most of the superglue away." "And that's why Jimmy's passed inspection with flying colors." "Yeah, I'm going to let Horatio know that our little golden boy isn't so golden." "I'm sick of people thinking I'm just some pretty face." "So you rigged the valve." "All the attention from the fans, the sponsors." "I just... wanted to earn it..." "just once." "Does Hayley know about this?" "Hayley and I don't exactly do a lot of talking when we're together," " You know what I mean." " I can guess." "Here's what we're going to do, Jimmy." "We're going to keep this little conversation between you and I." "You're not going to tell her I'm cheating?" "Not yet." "I'll let you know." "Speed, fuel man's gloves?" "The only accelerant was methanol, but, uh," "I did find trace of potassium chlorate." " Okay, sporadic or uniform?" " Uniform." "It was like the gloves were treated with the stuff." "Maybe they had been." "We'll follow it." "Find me, Speed." "Okay, so the gloves were treated." "The question is how'd they'd ignite?" "Did you see this discoloration on the fuel handle?" "Yeah, we already saw that." "It's consistent with a burn from an open flame." "But what about the powder on the nozzle?" "I mean, couldn't that be consistent with a burn from sulfuric acid?" "Yeah, but it still doesn't tell us how you start a fire without a match." "unless you're thinking exothermic reaction." "Well, the acid from the nozzle meets the potassium chlorate on the gloves, you get fire." "Which means Chris petrie turned into his own fuse." "Nasty burn." "Yeah, I was, uh, working on the truck," " spilled battery acid." " Battery acid?" "I don't think so." "I think that's from coating fuel nozzle that killed Chris petrie." "that's what I think." "Look, working with dangerous chemicals, that's part of my job." "I mean, hell, the asbestos in.." "in my glove liners could give you cancer, but that's all right, I'm old school." "I really don't care what OSHA says... and besides, uh, half the stuff in the pit'll kill you. / Yes, but one of them shouldn't be your crew chief, should it?" "Are you accusing me of murder?" "With my reputation, murder?" "I'll tell you what." "You get your state's attorney, you bring him down here, and you arrest me." "In due time, Ron." "In due time." "So, did the chief douse the fuel nozzle?" "We don't know yet." "We got less than 24 hours before the race and the whole circus moves to mexico city." "Mexico." "That's going to make extradition near impossible." "Ron einer could get away with this." "Crew's not cooperating." "We're out of witnesses." "Okay, if the crew doesn't help us, the cars will." "Here is the last surveillance tape of the pit stop." "If the crew chief used sulfuric acid, we didn't get it on tape." "Nothing that proves murder." "The worst we can say is that he's a bad mechanic." "How do you figure?" "Look." "Ernest passed Jimmy right after the pit stop, and that should never happen." "Pull up Jimmy's lap times." "Jimmy's car got slower." "It lost speed after the pit stop." "The car doesn't look any different." "Little adjustments make a big difference." "What's he doing there?" "Crew chief is raising the wing." "I thought a high front wing was good thing." "That's a point, but if you tilt it too high, it actually slows the car down." "Here's the wing before the pit stop." "and here it is after." "See the difference?" "So he was trying to lose?" "Fluid dynamic sensors may tell us the whole story." "Look at the disturbance around the front wing." "Jimmy tried to overcompensate for the loss of speed." "That's what blew the engine." "Yes, and our crew chief was working against his own driver." "I checked every inch of that car, and that wing looked fine." "Right, / but that's because by the time you got there, you were looking at a different wing." "Wings lift things off the ground." "It's an interesting name for a car part." "You know, these wings are mounted upside down." "Make the car stick to the ground." "Downforce." "These cars hit 140, they could stick to the ceiling." "That thing cost more than your car." "It's on the trash heap after five laps." "Well, these teams spend millions a year on RD." "Most of these parts won't last the race." "Like this one." " Here's Jimmy's wing." " Okay, even if that's Jimmy's wing, how do we know it's the one the chief messed with?" "Because he left a piece of himself behind, right here." "Ron, we managed to lift a glove print off the wing that you loosened." "Come on." "Anybody could have adjusted that." "Yes, but not everybody has asbestos-lined gloves, do they?" "But then again, you're old school." "Chris petrie caught you loosening the wing that night, didn't he?" "He was going to report you." "Then your career would have been over." "So it was time for him to go." "So, you treated his gloves." "then doused a little sulfuric acid on qualifying day." "Then once the fire started, you made sure it wouldn't stop." "So you sabotaged water hose." "I have just one question for you, Ron." "Why would an old school, competitive guy like you choose to lose?" "Why?" "I can't say." "You've just missed all the excitement." "We signed the papers." "Jeunet champagne is going to become the exclusive sponsor of american spirit." "So your plan... your plan worked out." "What do you mean?" "Losing to win." "That's only the half of it." "I had to act like I wanted to win as I was losing." "So the plan was to get dumped by your low-rent sponsor and picked up, straight into bed with the big boys, jeunet champagne and Ron, he had to make sure that Jimmy couldn't win." "That was the plan." "Ron broke the law, not me." "That's true, but you stood by while an honest man lost his life and probably the only honest man on your team." "Lieutenant." "Yes, congratulations are in order, I understand." "Thank you." "And while I'm on the subject, good luck, Charles, finding a new crew chief." "Excuse me?" "This afternoon we picked up Ron einer for the murder of Chris petrie." "Charles, I thought you knew." "Charles, the team had nothing to do with this." "We have an agreement in place." "I know." "I'm sure this is just a bump in the road." "But, uh, I'll have to speak to my attorneys." "Well..." "Charlie, no deal, no driver." "Mr. Hutton, it's hard to race without a crew chief or a fuel man." "My team is still available to you." "What about Ernest?" "I'd bump him." "That's your choice." "Peace out." "Jimmy. / Sorry." "I made you." "Then be proud of me, Hayley." "Vroom, vroom." " Ernest, Ernest, right here." " Come one, shall we?" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy, please!" "Right here." "Breeze, breeze, breeze, start race." "I'll be back on top." "I have no doubt." "You want to watch the race with me?" "I can still get into the VIP room." "Well, I appreciate the offer, but I actually have other plans." "A woman?" "A funeral?" "You want to come?" "Take care, Hayley."

"This style suits you" "And you can wear it everyday without it being too flashy" "That's the last one we have of this style" "Jin, of the rings I've recorded," "Tell me, which one do you like the most?" "This is my favorite, but it has no discount" "This is also quite good" "And there is a 20% discount" "The first is the most beautiful, but it is too expensive" "The second is alright." "The third is the most reasonably priced" "Which one do you like?" "Which one?" "I'll go along with whatever you choose." "I want the most expensive one" "There's no discount ..." "So there is no discount." "This is for once in a lifetime." "I guarantee you won't regret it" "What's this?" "A bomb!" "Bomb Run!" "In a while you have to go and try on the suit." "Don't be late" "Run!" "Six months later" "Hello?" "Jin, of the rings I've recorded" "Tell me, which one do you like the most?" "I want the most expensive one" "There's no discount ..." "So there is no discount." "This is for once in a lifetime." "I guarantee you won't regret it" "So annoying" "In a while you have to go and try on the suit." "Don't be late" "I worked all night" "Drink, drink!" "No more." "You have some" "How many people, Sir?" "Keep drinking" "Keep drinking!" " No, no more" "Good wine" "Let him in" "What do you want this time?" "I said it many times" "I did not kill my wife" "If you don't have any evidence, then get lost" "Pour a glass of red wine for the officer to drink" "Over $30k per bottle." "You've never had this before." "You deadbeat cop." "You've never had the opportunity to drink this." "This wine is no good." "It smells fishy" "If you have any evidence then charge me." "Don't give me this crap" "The hitman you paid off was arrested in Macau yesterday" "The next time you find a hitman, don't get one that likes to gamble" "See for yourself" "$300k for the whole thing" "Zhen JiaWo asked me to find someone to kill his wife" "I want to become state witness" "You mother fucker" "You want to die?" "Does this hurt?" "You have the guts to assault a police officer?" "Better sit for a few more years in prison." "I want to take-away that steak" "Hey ..." "I just went inside to get something." "It was less than a minute" "Don't be like this" "Give me some face" "Sir, you can't park here" "Do you know who I am?" "Your district chief is Superintendant Huang." "He plays mahjong with me every night" "Even he calls me Brother Hei" "You still need to give me a ticket?" "Why aren't you out catching crooks?" "You think I can't afford $320?" "A bet on the races is 10k for me" "Even my small change is enough to crush you" "Look at my tires." "It's more than your monthly salary" "You deserve to be a patrol cop your whole life" "This is your parking ticket" "I can also book you for littering and obstruction of justice" "Do you want it?" "Let's go, son" "It stinks, let's go." "Nobody cares" "Really." "Sir" "Sir" "5299 calling HQ 5299, go ahead" "I have someone who's collapsed." "Please get the ambulance" "No obvious injuries" "The location is Central, Portland St" "Roger" "Don't worry, Sir." "The ambulance is coming" "Six" "Have you had dinner?" " I've eaten" "Today, I kissed a person" "You're growing up." "That sort of thing is normal" "If you have time, bring her over for dinner" "It was a man" "Men, also need to eat" "It was a civilian" "Who I did CPR on and saved his life" "No need to check." "No letter, no phone call and he didn't come back" "Grandmother, have you ever thought that big brother won't ever come back?" "Man proposes, God disposes" "I also never thought that your parents would be in a car accident that day" "I know you said that I was 3 years old and my elder brother was 6 years old" "Yes, I was holding the two of you at the hospital" "At that time you also had high fever" "20 years have passed" "Grandmother" "In the end, it doesn't matter where your elder brother is," "And it doesn't matter what he is up to" "As long as he believes in what he is doing" "Grandmother will support him" "I remember my elder brother saying that he wanted me to be a good police officer" "This is right" "You didn't sleep again last night?" "How can you work like this?" "Didn't my wife give you some sleeping pills?" "You need to take a couple" "I took the whole bottle, cousin" "Don't call me cousin when we're working." "Call me the Sergeant Huang" "Look at yourself." "Sooner or later, you'll have an accident one day" "I just don't understand" "Ivy died half year ago." "What's up with you?" "If you really want to bring her to life, go dig up her corpse" "Pump her with blood, and put a talisman on her" "Perhaps you can really have a relationship with a ghost" "Can you not dream of revenge all day?" "As a cop, you can't have this kind of mindset" "How about this?" "I'll help you to apply for a civilian post Start next month, alright?" "You're full of hot air And your breath stinks, cousin" "Sergeant Huang, the tiger has returned to its den" "Target's nickname is Little Tiger" "In several recent cases of armed robbery he provided the weapons" "The guns are bought in from Thailand" "Yesterday, he went to pick up the goods from a container at the port" "Double 7, target is heading in your direction" "Wait for my order, before any of you move in" "How much are the oranges?" "They're not for sale." "Get lost." "Is this how you do business?" "Ridiculous" "If you're not selling anything don't open shop" "Idiot" "Hey!" "Move it" "Want to die?" "Move it" "Get lost" "Drive" "I give you money" "Drive faster" "Police." "Stop the car" "Don't worry about him." "Keep driving." "Turn left" "Hurry" "Get out" "What's wrong with you?" "I didn't say to move" "Even if you were to move in, you should at least tell me" "So that I have some kind of mental preparation, cousin" "Don't think that you're the only cop in HK who can catch crooks" "Officer, I have a heart condition." "I want to ... sue him." "Sue him" "Sue him?" "We can talk about that later" "I'll get an ambulance for you first" "Hurry" "Congratulations, Sergeant Fang" "You're getting another stripe next week" "All my friends want to come and study under you" "Their team got into trouble again today" "There's a guy called Chen Jin who really puts it on the line But is also a bit crazy" "And gives trouble to everyone" "Chen Jin?" "I've heard of him" "Useless" "Being a cop is not all about effort" "You have to use your brains" "In this world, there is only one type of people that can survive" "Smart people" "Have you ever heard of a useless person making it?" "Got it." "Police" "Everyone inside the car get out." "Did you hear me?" "Everyone inside get out" "Sorry, I know I was driving too fast" "My wife is about to give birth." "I need to get her to hospital" "Hold on, dear" "Sorry, officer" "Give me a chance." "It won't happen again" "Just now, the driver took the wrong road" "Sorry" "Officer, the wife is about to give birth" "Your wife is about to give birth?" " Yes" "No need to drive that fast." " I know ..." "Alright, leave" "Thank you" "Jun" "Go over and check him out" "Roger" "Take out your ID cards" "Get out of the car with your hands on your head" "Jun are you OK?" "Let him go" "Let go of the knife" "Eat" "Settle down" "You really are crafty." "Luckily I'm not stupid" "There are things called compartments, cousin" "I know there are compartments" "Compartments ..." "You bastard" "What are you doing?" "This is a police matter, if you're not involved, move along." "Drop the gun" "Be careful" "Release me" "Quickly, let me go" "Help" "Release me" "Drop the gun" "Help release me" "Leave" "Boss, this has nothing to do with me" "The person you want isn't me" "Leave" "Sorry" "I really didn't know it was this serious" "I only took my share of the money" "If you want it, I can give it to you" "The person you're looking for ..." "You go and look for them" "Get up" "It's been half a year." "You know what it's been like for us?" "Speak." "Where is the money?" "I do not know" "I did not betray you" "I am just responsible for delivering your explosives" "I didn't know you were going to bomb a armored van" "Listen." "We sell our lives" "But will not let someone sell out our lives" "Who is it?" "Why did you betray us?" "You were the person who robbed the armored van half a year ago?" "I said, did you rob the armored van half a year ago?" "Cousin" "You bastard." "Don't have the guts to own up to it?" "I really don't know." "Killing me us pointless." "Let me go." "I really do not know" "Look for He YungQiang." "I really don't know" "He YungQiang?" "Why don't you go down and accompany my brothers" "Sergeant Fang." "Remember not to clean the bullets" "I still need to take it to be analyzed" "Sergeant Fang." "I believe you swallowed three bullets" "Are all three inside?" "Count it yourself" "If there aren't enough, go in and dredge out the rest for yourself" "Sorry, Sir" "Leave" "Is it funny?" "What are you smiling about?" "Is the police station very free?" "Don't you have anything to do?" "Leave!" " Later, Sergeant Fang" "No need" "How are the others?" "Jun got stabbed 3 times." "They were deep" "He's still critical" "The others will be discharged from hospital after 2-3 days" "Don't be angry." "I made some soup for you" "Soup?" "When did I ask you to make soup?" "I asked you to investigate the criminals Have you?" "I'm looking into it." "I wanted to come see you first" "See me?" "Exactly what is there to see?" "You don't do what I asked you to." "And you still say that you're from the intelligence department." "Just go." "Go" "Colleagues" "The Chief Superintendant is getting very nervous about the 2 cases with police casualties" "Our meeting today is to determine how to apprehend these criminals as quickly as possible" "The info in front of you is of Tian YangSheng" "Tian YangSheng is the leader His second-in-command is Tian YangYi" "These criminals are wanted for robbery of an armored security van half a year ago" "They took US$100 mil and disappeared" "According to the information from Interpol" "In the last half year they have been pursued in Thailand, Vietnam, and Cambodia" "But last night they reappeared in Hong Kong" "They are originally 7 orphans who grew up in the battlefield" "They have all received military training" "And have been employed as mercenaries everywhere" "The last time they tried to escape, we killed 3 of them" "This time the special task force is headed by Superintendant Luo and Superintendant Huang" "Chief Inspector Muo is responsible for the coordination" "Understood" "Actually I've already applied for retirement" "Including the holidays, there's only about one month left" "Sir, I will take responsibility" "Half a year ago, the robbery was committed in my jurisdiction" "Good, it's decided then" "The two of you co-operate It's all up to you" "No problem, Sir" "It's more than I could've asked for" "You've made quite a bit on the share market lately" "Of course." "I told you to buy in with me but you didn't" "Nice car, luxurious house." "Be careful of the ICAC (internal affairs)" "Be careful of what you say" "Cha, you like holding onto the past" "You still keep that pile of scrap metal?" "I haven't used it for a long time." "It's broken down, I just keep it there" "Let's go" " A Lincoln" "This is the head of our special task force, Superintendant Luo" "Sit" "August 25th in 2006" "Central, Queens Rd, Armored security van robbery case 3 dead, 16 wounded" "Amount of money stolen US$100 mil" "Yesterday" "Six of our officers are injured in Kowloon 2 are still in ICU" "Today, a suspect in a weapon trafficking case is killed" "Another eight of our officers are injured" "We believe that Wei ChingDa is one of the culprits" "So we hope that you can give us some information about your elder brother" "Or anything else that will help is solve the case" "My brother would not do something like this" "Are you a police officer?" "It should be clear that you have responsibility to help the police investigate" "At the time that ChingDa disappeared," "Did he in any way contact you?" "No" "Then, was there anything unusual that happened?" "Or do you have any info" "That can help us find you elder brother?" "No" "Wei ChingHao, you are demoted, take a holiday" "But if you get any news about Wei ChingDa" "You must notify us" "Don't forget." "You are still a police officer" "Sir, can I ask you something in private?" "Go outside" "What do you want to ask?" "Before my brother left," "He said that he had something important to do" "Did he go undercover?" "It should be clear to you." "I've now classified him as a suspect" "As long as this case remains open, everything in his file remains confidential" "Sorry" "But if he was," "Then as his superior, you should look after him" "As his superior, I should look after him" "But now, he is no longer my underling" "He choose this road for himself" "I know the type of person my brother is" "Sorry" "You may know your brother" "But it doesn't matter how innocent your brother was beforehand" "If he wants to turn, it's that easy" "That's all I have to say" "Bastard" "Don't worry so much." "The crime unit will take over" "They interviewed a police officer Wei ChingHao for a long time" "It is said that his elder brother was related to the criminals" "Wei ChingHao" "Wei ChingHao?" "Which district is he?" "Send me the info." "Hey, don't be hasty" "It's useless looking for leads outside" "Leave it for the others" "Hey cousin, do you hear what I'm saying?" "Don't play the hero" "What's the matter?" "I'm looking for your brother Wei ChingDa" "Where is he?" "Don't think that you can just ignore me" "Don't think you can leave without saying something" "You're looking for my brother too?" "Don't play dumb" "Sir, how many people?" "Iced tea" "Iced coffee" "Cold lemon tea" "I know" "You are Sergeant Fang YiWei of the Central district" "And you, are always in the news, Chen Jin" "Officers, after following me for so long, what have you found?" "Wei ChingHao, where is your brother?" "Your brother did a few big cases with those criminals." "Where is he?" "Everything I have to say, I've already told the crimes unit" "I am a cop, not a suspect" "Your brother is a suspect" "Your background won't be clean You will also be suspect" "Let me tell you" "If I find out you're holding out on us, I'll turn you in immediately" "Your brother has sided with the criminals" "If people know that your brother is a suspect, you'll lose face." "Is that it?" "Let me tell you" "Your elder brother is like this cup milk" "Changed color" "Idiot, do you get it?" "I believe my elder brother still a good cop" "I know your girlfriend died half a year ago because of these criminals" "You want revenge" "And you just want to get them back" "You two do not qualify as good police" "That has nothing to do with you" "So kid, are you asking or am I?" "If you haven't finished dredging out your bullets, the toilet is over there" "Brother Ecky, Brother Rabid Dog is here" "Brother Ecky" "Leave and don't do your business" "Leave" "Leave with me, I'll pretend nothing happened" "Are you alright, RD?" "I said that it was over." "Just leave." "I won't get back together with you" "If you're going to choose, make a better choice." "Half man, half ghost" "Your little brother Pao ended up in hospital because of his stuff" "Are you really that stupid?" "Pao took anything he could get his hands on." "Don't put it all on me." "My zodiac sign matches better with him" "I'm Gemini, you're Sagittarius, we don't match." "Just go home." "If we can't agree, then let's stop talking" "No talk." "Who's talking to you?" "You're not qualified" "Don't move your hands and legs" "Big brothers, please, give me some face, don't ..." "Bash him" "Help, don't hit me ..." "You, release him" "Police." "What are you doing?" "On the wall, take out your ID cards" "Your friend?" "Are you alright, little police officer" "I thought that you were from the junior brigade" "I'm charging you with illegal assembly, assault and abducting underage girls" "Get on the wall and take out your ID's" "You must be kidding." "The peace flag comes down at 2:00, did you come here to take it down?" "Save it, you fuckin cop" "Don't play cops here" "Can't you see that we're all so scared" "Police?" "So what?" "Don't think that because you are a cop, that I'm afraid of you" "You are a piece of trash, fuckin cop." "So what?" "Get lost, cop" "Go home." "Fuckin cop" "I'm also charging you with obstruction of justice" "You better be careful" "He's getting angry" "What's up, what are you doing?" "Are you still alive?" "Hey," "Your badge is here, come and get it, fuckin cop" "Cut him" "Cut him" "I am also a cop" "What did you just say about the police?" "I said that the police were trash" "But that's because could not get into the force" "That's why I have a grudge against them" "Let's go" "You still want to fight?" "Thanks..." "Thanks..." "Do you have a problem?" "Come with me" "Police Station?" "There's a brawl on Star St, how come there are no police" "This is Red Flower Oil, its priceless." "Is this your brother's room?" "Yes" "It hurts." "Wei ChingHao" "Thanks" "If you're scared of pain, don't play the hero" "That you didn't get killed is lucky" "Being a police officer is about upholding law, discipline and justice" "Protecting civilian lives and property is our job" "Don't pretend" "Then, why did you guys help me?" "If I didn't help you," "You would have already been stabbed twice." "In those circumstances, you should have just let them fight it out" "Then call the police to come round them up" "So it was your brother who originally held the marksmanship record" "But it's useless, I broke it last year" "Also, if he got third place, then don't put it on display" "My brother likes the Judo award for third place very much." "He loves judo" "So he was happy with third place" "You don't get it." "This is just the words of a loser" "Who doesn't want to take 1st place?" "Idiot" "Where is your brother?" "I already said that I don't know" "You have a big bruise there" "Are you crazy?" "You're insane" "Lightly" "I'm a bit sore back there," "It won't kill you" "Help me..." "Lightly" "Grandmother, you're back." "This is my colleague, Chen Jin, Fang YiWei" "You are doing ..." "We fell over" "Catching a crook" "Have you found anything?" "After the robbery, the criminals planed to escape to Thailand" "But on Tai O pier they were pursued by the SDU team (SWAT) 3 were killed, 4 escaped" "Only until last night, when you were with Little Tiger, did they reappear" "What is Little Tiger's relationship with them?" "Little Tiger was taken back to the station for questioning." "The police suspect that the explosives were supplied by him" "But because there wasn't enough evidence, they couldn't hold him" "Also, all the security guards related to the case are dead" "Except for a Supervisor called He YungQiang" "However he is suffering from a mental illness" "The doctors say that it was caused by the traumatic incident" "He went into the mental hospital and has not yet recovered" "Your cousin is He YungQiang" "He's in the treatment room." "Up the stairs and to your left" "However, he can't recognize anyone But you can go and see him" "Thanks" "G ... g ... g ... drink water ... very happy ..." "By your expression, I can tell you are very sick" "But your memory should be alright" "Who is behind this?" "Who betrayed us?" "Tell me" "Are you silent because you took a share of our money?" "I just visited your wife" "You child is growing up very quickly" "Your son to told me you were here" "It's quite good here." "Beats being in prison" "But your family is miserable because of you." "Hiding in the shadows" "Leading an inhuman existence" "Brother, it's the cops" "Run" "He YungQiang, you really should cherish your family" "You've been sick for half a year, and yet they did not leave you" "We're different." "We have no home" "Run" "Let go" "Just 7 brothers" "Old five" "Old five" "Now, there are only four of us" "After the incident, he became psychotic" "Not only does he not remember" "But he can't process any external stimuli" "Exactly who betrayed us?" "QiuQiu, is He YungQiang in his room?" "No, he's in the treatment room." "His cousin is visiting him" "Shit" "What's the matter?" "Could it be the OCTB team?" "They wouldn't say that they were his cousin" "He YungQiang" "He YungQiang" "Don't scare him" "Don't worry, we're the police" "Do you remember the robbery from half a year ago?" "Those criminals came back" "If you have any info regarding them" "Tell us" "I don't care if you are really crazy or not" "But your situation is very dangerous" "They've already killed Little Tiger You're next" "Think about it" "If you really had nothing to do with it, they wouldn't come to find you" "Speak" "There's a bomb ..." "A bomb!" "Hey, my car Why are you getting into my car?" "Quick ..." "Safety belt" "Look out." "The psychotic patient is very alert" "Did you think that by pretending to be crazy that I wouldn't find you?" "My wife and son?" "Don't be impatient." "You'll see your family in a short while" "My money is in the safety deposit box." "I'll give it all to you" "Don't touch my family" "I don't want you." "I just want what belongs to us" "Call him" "After the robbery I never saw him I don't know how to find him" "Who is he?" "OK" "Once my wife and son are safe, I'll tell you" "There" "Call the ambulance." "We need help here" "My leg!" "Hang in there" "Sir ..." "Hang in there" "Get out" "Don't run" "Get out" "Son-of-a-bitch" "Conspiring to rob the armored van." "Do you know how many lives you've ruined?" "They've got my the wife and the son I need to save them" "Are you crazy?" "They're kids" "Kids, don't look." "Lie down" "Kneel" "I promised you" "Once I see my wife and son" "I will tell you." "I will definitely tell you" "So he really was your inside man half a year ago" "But getting him is useless" "One look and you can tell that he doesn't have your money" "And if you beat him to death, then what?" "Feel proud?" "That's cute." "You're talking as if you've known me for a long time" "That's right" "I haven't answered your question yet" "Half a year ago, the armored van robbery was done by me." "So what?" "The half year ago a girl went shopping for a ring" "A wedding ring" "You passed by, did the robbery and ..." "Your explosion killed her" "She was my fiancée" "So you want revenge for your girlfriend" "Seems like we have something in common" "We seven orphans grew up together" "And you cops killed the 3 dearest to me" "You rob and kill people." "You have no right to say these words" "If I let you go now" "Won't you try to kill me?" "So when a cop kills someone, it's not considered murder?" "I made myself a promise" "You will die a miserable death" "Can you kill me?" "I believe I can Because I believe that there is justice in this world" "If you can't even survive the next second" "How will you know if there is any justice in this world?" "Justice?" "Where is it?" "Why can't I find it?" "When I had nothing to eat, where was the justice?" "Justice, is pounded out with your fists" "Remember, you need to have strength" "You promised your woman" "I also promised my brothers" "If there really is justice in the world" "I hope both our wishes come true" "Why are you talking so much?" "Let the kids go, and we'll talk some more" "Just your look tells me you want to do me in" "You can't hide your anger" "All these personal grudges." "You're not very professional" "Professional, your head" "You're inhuman" "Whether I am human is irrelevant." "Survival is all that matters" "Take it" "You look like my elder brother" "But you have a different personality" "My brother's heart is good" "He's called Wei ChingDa." "Do you know him?" "He is a cop." "An undercover cop, right?" "Where is he?" "I already called him an undercover cop, do you think that he would still be alive?" "I killed him" "He did not suffer" "Just one shot" "Why?" "Why did you kill him?" "Why did you kill him?" "Why did you kill my brother?" "I'm going to arrest you" "If you want revenge, you can come get me" "I appreciated your brother." "I'm serious" "If he was not a cop, we may have been good friends" "Actually, you look a lot like your brother" "You must be another model police, right?" "But, I must tell you" "The person who betrayed your brother was also a cop" "Wife" "Dad" " Husband" " Wife" "Dad" "Little Jie" "Dad, I miss you" " I miss you too, Jie" "Husband," "How did you get like this?" "Just a misunderstanding with a friend." "It's nothing." "You said that it would all be over in half a year" "I'm alright now" "Once I sort things out here, I'll be back in a couple of days" "I promise" "Husband, don't leave us" "There's some money in the safe-deposit box." "Use it first." "Remember." "Go back now" "Remember" "Remember to obey mother's words" " Come back quickly" "I'll come back after I sort things out here" "Take care of Jie, OK" "Come back quickly" "Remember, to listen to your mother Otherwise, I'll come back to smack your bottom" "Husband, come back quickly" " Dad" "The phone number is 92380906" "You're not an easy person to find" "It was a mistake to not have finished us off at the pier last time." "Don't talk crap" "I just want my money" "Bring it yourself to the Tamar carnival" "This time I cannot leave empty handed" "One hour." "Wait for me at the Ferris wheel in the carnival" "Don't try anything." "Don't force me to come the police station to get you" "Give me back the phone" "You want to die?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Are you human?" "It's up to your friend." "If he's not here in an hour, then ..." "Kids, do any of you have a hair clip?" "Is the money ready?" "I'll wait under the Ferris wheel" "Remember, if there's even one dollar missing, I'll come and find you at the police station" "Someone will give you a case of money at the Ferris wheel" "Bring it back to me, I'll wait at the east exit" "You have 15 minutes" "After that, your friend will die, along with the little kids" "Remember, if you take off the handcuffs, a lot of people will die" "Get out" "Inspector Muo" "Are the two of you crazy?" "What are you doing here?" "Don't you know you've cause so much trouble already?" "Give us the money" "What money?" "We got a lead that the criminals are hiding here" "They have over 10 kids" "This can blow at any time." "We're out of time" "Don't move" "Don't come over, we have a bomb" "Call everyone spread out" "Don't be rash" "Don't move, drop it" "Don't move" "Calm down" "Everyone calm down." "Do not come any closer" "Calm down" "Drop it" "Don't move" "Don't move" "Danger, danger, run" " Move away" "Chen Jin and Fang YiWei have kidnapped Inspector Muo" "How did this happen?" "Inspector Muo got a lead that the criminals would be at the carnival" "He took a team there." "Who knows, something happened." "They're both police officers" "Even in the police, there can be bad cops" "Its Superintendant Zhang How many people on the scene were injured?" "I've never seen this before." " What is this?" "Don't touch it, it's a bomb!" "What the hell are you doing?" "We're all cops here" "If this continues, even the Chief Superintendant can't protect you" "Wei ChingHao and a bunch of kids are in their hands" "We're not stupid, Inspector Muo" "Your saying that Tian YangSheng kidnapped kids and forced you to come and pick up the money?" "What have you found in your investigation?" "After they robbed the armored van half a year ago" "The mastermind behind the scene took all the money Now they're back for revenge" "Really?" "They killed Little Tiger first" "Then the van's security guard, He YungQiang" "Do you know who mastermind is?" "Not yet, but we know that he is a cop" "The crims are already looking for him" "OK, I'll believe you." "Hand over your guns first" "I'll call someone to rescue Wei ChingHao and those kids" "Quickly, what's their position?" "Hello?" "They didn't come." "Only 2 cops" "Fang YiWei and Chen Jin" "I said that they didn't come" "I told you not to screw with them" "They're coming to the police station to get you" "I know what to do" "Why?" "There's no way to explain." "As a cop, if you take one wrong step there is no turning back" "Sorry" "OK, I'll believe you." "Hand over your guns first" "I'll call someone to rescue Wei ChingHao and those kids" "Quickly, what's their position?" "If he really wanted to help us, he wouldn't need to take our guns" "Inspector Muo" "Up there, get them" "What does it say?" "Hurry...hurry..." "Hurry" "Everyone run ..." "Quickly" "I can't find my sister" "My sister is missing Where is my sister?" "All of you, run over there" "See who can run the fastest" "Are you for real?" "Get up..." "I am Wei ChingHao" "Do you have any news about the two of them?" "They've been involved in a incident at the carnival" "I still haven't heard from them" "It's me" "Where are you?" "Are you alright?" "Wei ChingHao called." "He and the kids are fine" "He's alright?" "Write down this number 92380906" "Intercept this line for me" "See who owns it, and where they are" "That's all" "The situation is hard to predict" "Your phone is ringing" "Hello?" "Inspector Muo is dead and I know who you are" "I want half of that US$100 mil" "Don't screw around with me." "The criminals are ..." " Let's speak later" "What's the matter?" "Superintendant Zhang, Superintendant Luo" "They've found Inspector Muo's body" "What?" "Notify the team" "That they must be caught at all costs" "Yes" "Have you intercepted the line?" "I have" "It came from this station" "It was Superintendant Zhang." "Zhang WenYao" "The call came from his office" "Got it" "Zhang WenYao" "Our superiors have issued a warrant for your arrest." "How did this happen?" "Where is Superintendant Zhang?" "He's still in his office" "Find out who he's been in contact with and let us know" "Hello?" "Superintendant Zhang." "The Chief Superintendant is here." "He's furious and he wants to see you" "Where?" "His says that he wants you in the board room" "I'm coming" "Why did you do it?" "Why did you kill Inspector Muo?" "Why?" "Did you accept money?" "The criminals gave you money?" "You are failures as police" "You can believe it or not" "The people behind the robbery of the armored van," "Was Inspector Muo and Superintendant Zhang" "Do you know that the person you killed was a Chief Inspector" "Don't think that you can just get away with false accusations" "Can I say something, Sir?" "Speak" "On that day, apart from Superintendant Zhang" "No one else knew the route of the armored car" "Moreover, no one else would know that the felons would escape to Tai O pier" "And then appear at the Tamar carnival, Sir" "I don't have time to explain it all to you, Sir" "Superintendent Zhang took the money" "And the crims are coming to the station to get him" "Coming where?" "To the police station?" "This is a police station." "What do you think it is?" "Some kind of playground?" "Anyway, their target is Zhang WenYao" "Wherever Zhang WenYao is, they will be there, Sir" "Don't give me any more of this rubbish" "The police department is now formally charging you" "You can get a lawyer" "No need to say any more to me." "Tell it to the judge" "Superintendant Luo, there's a colleague from CIB who says that there's something urgent" "What is it?" "Superintendant Luo, I've uncovered some information" "Half a year ago, Superintendant Zhang looked into Wei ChingDa's case" "Afterwards, no over saw Wei ChingDa again." "Also he ..." "Are you trying to tell me that Superintendant Zhang is linked to the criminals?" "That's correct." "One hour ago, Superintendant Zhang" "Transferred all his money into Canada" "And has booked a ticket to Canada tonight" "If you do not intercept him now, it will be too late" "Quiet" "Go home now, be good and listen to your parents, OK" "OK" "I've got to go and catch a thief now" "Be careful" "Goodbye" "Michelle Can you take these children home?" "These kids here?" "Ok, just go.." "Thank you" "Wait for me at the entrance" "Be on time" "Enough stop" "I was wrong" "But I didn't plan on betraying you" "I thought that it was just a robbery" "But you killed so many cops." "You tell me, else could I have done?" "If you came to kill me, why would I sit here and wait for you?" "But you forced me" "You would do the same in my position" "How about this?" "If it's about the money" "We'll spit it" "Killing me is pointless" "I'll give you my share" "The money is in the garage." "I'll take you there" "What?" "I've found Superintendant Zhang." "They were heading for the garage" "Go" "The money is all here" "This is all of it" "Don't kill me..." "It's all here ..." "Take it." "I haven't touched it" "Just don't kill me, please" "Superintendant" "Do you want to run away?" "Why are you linked with the criminals?" "Why did you do this?" "Do you know how many people you've ruined?" "How can you face your colleagues?" "How can you face me?" "Are you short on money?" "If you are, then you can ask me." "Fool, I'm wasting my breath" "Where did those shots come from?" "In that direction" "Freeze" "Petrol, run" "I'm alright" "Notify everyone" "That the criminals are dressed as police officers and have infiltrated the building" "Go, quickly" "Everyone out ..." "Everyone out, one by one" "Everyone out." "Don't panic" "Freeze" "Don't run" "Stop" "Superintendant Luo, are you OK?" "We're on the same side" "Still running?" "Retreat" "Superintendant Zhang" "Sir, the scene is locked down" "It's too dangerous." "They have weapons, bombs and hostages" "Call a retreat" "This is not by the rules, Sit" "That is an order!" "Retreat" "Don't move" "Do it" "Do it for your brother" "What are you waiting for?" "Your elder brother once had the same opportunity to kill me" "But because he was so sentimental, I killed him instead" "Do it" "Hit this spot." "This is where your brother was shot" "I am a felon." "If you kill me, no one will blame you" "You need to do this to be able to face your brother" "Quick" "Killing should be ecstatic" "Is killing ecstatic?" "Must one kill to survive?" "This world is not like this" "I have no right to kill you." "I am a cop And you have been caught" "You're foolish like your brother" "Like my brother, our responsibility was to catch you, not kill you" "Police, freeze" " I am ..." "You shot the wrong person!" "Idiot, why didn't you shoot?" "Your brother said the same thing to me" "But it's a shame" "I am different from you people" "I exist in a dog-eat-dog world" "If you do not kill, you will be killed" "I am a criminal." "There is no way to change that" "You won't understand" "But you've already changed" "The bomb on the school bus did not explode" "It proves that you still have a conscience" "Why ..." "Why do you have the courage to kill, but not to change?" "Surrender." "You won't be able to escape" "Put your hands on your head and come out" "I promise you, I will be a good person" "But only in my next life." "Hey!" "Drop the gun" "You want me to kill you before I can take the money?" "I want you to go down and apologize to my girlfriend" "You can't get your revenge." "How sad." "Your life is so hard" "Killing you, can also be a kind of relief" "Hey" "The money is here" "Old three" "Police" "Wei ChingHao" "Arrest him..." "Arrest him" "Let go, he'll kill you" "Arrest him..." "Arrest him..." "Wei ChingHao" "Wei ChingHao." " Sorry, I gave it all I had" "Everything will be alright." "You've only lost a little blood" "I am not afraid" "My brother said that if you did right, then you needn't be afraid" "We know that you and your brother were good officers" "Wei, you were always so good" "However, don't be so stubborn" "Relax a little, old friend" "Sorry, I looked at your pictures without asking" "You must continue to be a person worthy of her love" "We are police officers" "A friend of 20 years." "I also didn't want this" "But if you don't die, then I'm finished" "If I had a choice, I wouldn't do this" "Drop the gun" " Freeze" "Sir, are you OK?" "Release them ..." "I'm alright." "Everyone listen to me" "Let them go" "Let them go." "They are with us." "Release them" "Call the Chief Superintendant" "I thought you died" "It's alright." "Don't cry" "Be good" "Sorry" "What are you doing tomorrow?" "Looking for a job." " Include me too" "Let's go" "Give me some face." "Do you know who I am?" "I play cards with your Chief Superintendant every night" "$320." "It's nothing." "$640." "So what?" "I don't see you being so heroic catching thieves" "Look at your face." "Your eyebrows are too narrow, you'll never make any money" "Sir, if you keep going" "I can take you back to the station and charge you with obstruction of justice" "Dad, don't" "Hello?" "Hey cousin, where are you?" "We're moving out" "Understood"

"Previously on "Alias":" "Sydney, this woman is an assassin." "Vaughn trusted her." "They worked together for seven years." " Sydney's contact is Renée Rienne." " Really?" "Ms. Rienne has been helping Sydney with her investigation of Prophet Five." "Michael always told me I could come to you." "Yeah." "These people killed my fiancé - the father of my child." "Our agreement is whatever I say it is." "I'm the one who got you out of prison." "I can put you back." " How's your daughter?" " Nadia has nothing to do with this." "Oh, sure she does." "I'm at the archive." "Your turn now." "Got the key." "It's transmitting now." "Insert key template." "Perfect." "I'm entering the archive." " I need the lock number." " So what are we looking for?" "All I know is it's intended for Gordon Dean." "The intel I received said it will be left for him at the University of Rome inside a package shipped to their museum archive." "How will we know which package?" "It will be sent from Milan from an alias, Marcello Demasi." "I found the lists." "Give me a moment to find the name." " Here it is." "Marcello Demasi." "Num..." " Sydney?" " Sydney Bristow?" "I don't believe it." " Professor Choi." "Sydney, I need the lock number." " Look at you." "You look great!" " Thank you." "Sydney." " What are you doing in Rome?" " Sabbatical." "I'm teaching classes and doing some research." "And what about you?" "Oh, I've just been traveling - 12 countries in 22 months." "Got it. 1222." "That's a lot, but I won't have a chance when the baby's born." "Get out of there before the Chancellorgets back." "I should let you get back to your class." "No problem." "I'm on a lunch break." "We have plenty of time." "Great." "You know, I don't wanna be presumptive, but you married?" " Newlyweds." " Ah." "Eager to start a family then." " I guess you could say we dove right in." " He must be some guy." "You seem really happy." "He is." "I found the shipment." "I'm retrieving the package." "I'll take that." "Put it down." "Step back." "Got it." "I'm on my way to the extraction point." " So is he here with you, your husband?" " He's at the hotel." "I'd love for you to meet him." "We'll take you to dinner." " If you'll just write down your number." " I would like that." "Here, take my card." "It was inside a sculpture." " Any idea what it's for?" " No." "So, who was that man?" "Choi?" "No one." "He was from another life." "She's still unresponsive." "There's been no change since yesterday." "I'm afraid the Xylenol didn't work." "The drug is still in the experimental stage." "It deserves more time." "Mr. Sloane, we've kept Nadia in a medically induced coma for five months." "Our procedures haven't shown promise." "When we bring her out, she displays the same violent propensities." " These treatments are extremely costly." " Expense is not an issue." "We've simply run out of options." "At this point, what we try is unlikely to inspire change." " It may even do more harm than good." " I am not prepared to give up." "Neither are we." "In the meantime," "I think you should consider alternative care in a place a little more comfortable." "OK." "Thank you, Doctor." " Yes?" " How is she doing today?" "I feel for you." "I can't imagine how hard it must be looking into the face of your own sins." "What do you want, Dean?" "Sydney Bristow has taken something of mine - an access card." " I want you to get it back." " Why?" "What is it for?" "That's none of yourconcern." "48 hours." "Don't let me down." " Are you sure this is the right move?" " The right move?" " If they find out what you're up to..." " They won't." "Besides, I don't think I have a choice at this point." "You're being paranoid again." "You're too important to be dismissed over a few setbacks." "Maybe you're right, but some life insurance will help me sleep better at night." "You too, I imagine." "Odds are, if they terminate me, they'll decide our entire cell is a security risk." "I'll let you know when Sloane contacts me." " Hello, Jack." " Arvin, good news." " Sydney's mission in Italy was a success." " Yes, I already knew that." "Did you?" "How?" "Gordon Dean told me." "Marshall ran analysis on the card you retrieved." "He suspects it's an access key for a secure network." "So we just have to figure out which network." "Luckily there are only ten billion secure networks in the world." "We may have a dead end on that, but we intercepted Dean's property." "I guess he's not too happy about that." "I'll take what I can get." " Delivery for Sydney Bristow." " Come on in." "Just put it in the nursery, right through there." "Thanks." "Crib." "You know, the nursery could use a little work." "I don't know." "I think it's kind of airy." "I'll grab my bag." "We can head in to work." " I thought you were taking the day off." " I was." "That was before we had ten billion secure networks to analyze." "I have a better idea." "Let's set up the crib." "At least that way, we'll know we got something accomplished today." " It's OK." "I'll do it later." " What could it take, half an hour?" "I used to think that stuff would be so fun." "Decorating a room and picking out colors." "Hasn't turned out exactly the way I thought it would." "Yeah?" "I was first contacted a month ago." "It was during my sentencing hearings." "As I told your father, the terms were simple." "They offered to sway the Committee's decision for my release and I, in turn, would be indebted to them." "It was not made clear what that would entail, but I had an idea." " You've been lying to us this whole time." " There's no justification." "However, spending my life in prison while my daughter was in the hospital, I..." "Nadia hasn't improved." "Why admit this to us now?" "What's changed?" "Nadia won't be getting better, Jack." "If I have to face a life without my daughter, I still have to live with myself." "It sounds hollow, I know, in light of what I just told you, but I consider you both to be my family." " You expect us to forgive you now?" " No, Sydney, not at all." "I know how much pain Dean has caused you, as well as Rachel Gibson." "I have damaged your investigation enough." "Ironically, Dean's arrangement puts me in a unique position." "The last thing he expects of me is to double-cross him." " You'll help us arrest him?" " Yes." "He's tasked me to recover something you took - an access card." "I can use that as bait." " Understand something." "If this is a setup..." " It's not." "I assure you." "Once we have Dean in custody, he will be forced to expose his organization, and you'll have all the answers you're looking for." "You have a way to contact Dean?" " Hello?" " It's me." "I have what you wanted." "Good." "I knew I could count on you." " Where should we meet?" " Get a pen." "Write this down." "The meeting place is a racetrack." "Dean may trust Sloane, but he's still being cautious." "He picked this location because it's safe." "Several exit strategies, a large crowd to blend in with." "That, or maybe he's got Lollipop in the second." "We'll have to grab him before he slips out." "That won't be easy." "Dean doesn't go anywhere without security." "It'll most likely be two men, heavily armed, nearly invisible." "Assume that one will shadow Dean, the other Sloane." "Sorry." "Is anybody else having déjà vu here?" "First Sloane was good, then he's bad, now he's good again?" "Although I guess he was bad at first." "I just thought..." "We have a tactical disadvantage." "Dean knows what we look like." "He can ID every one of us." "Not every one." "He's never seen me." "I look forward to making his acquaintance." "Good." "You'll take lead." "Dixon, Sydney, Rachel, you'll provide support." "I want a plan drafted within the hour." "Wheels up at 1500." "We may not have another chance like this." "Let's make it count." "Dean's reserved you a seat." "He won't arrive until he's confirmed you're alone." "If we give you a transmitter, his security may detect it, so I'll track you remotely." " You'll need this." " It's a facsimile, I assume." "No, it's the real card." "Dean may verify it with a reader." "We'll move in as soon as we've intercepted his men, but until then, you'll have to stall." "OK." "I hacked into the closed-circuit feeds." "We're ready." "OK, you're up." "Look, Sydney, I may have lost the opportunity to save my own child." "I only hope that by taking out Dean, I will have helped to save yours." "Good luck." "OK." "Dixon and Tom are in position." "No sign of Dean yet." "He won't reveal himself until Sloane is in place." "Excuse me." "Mama comin' through." "Watch out." "Don't jostle the package." "How y'all doin'?" "How y'all doin'?" "You gonna help me pick a winner today, Skinny?" "Ha-ha." "He's cute for a sheik!" " Excuse me, that's my seat." " OK, laser mic's on target, Phoenix." "Reception's good." " Hey, base." "You got a visual?" " Affirmative, Sidewinder." "Good, 'cause, uh, I was wondering, what do you think of this suit?" " Pretty sweet, huh?" " Yeah, it's a nice suit on you." "Blue's a good color." "And for you as well, Director Bristow." "Thanks." "Oracle, can you get us a closer look at Sloane?" " How's that?" " Fine." "I got him." "The package has arrived." "East concourse." " There." " Sloane's in position." " Sidewinder, we're headed your way." " Ten-four." "Let's do this." "We've got you." "Sidewinder, you're up." "How ya goin', mate?" "I'm fantastic, thanks for asking." "You know why?" "The Tasmanian Devil is straight as a string." "Gonna make me a rich man." "The thing is, I'm short two grand." "What do you say you front me and I double it by dark?" "Not today." "That watch would get me two grand across the card." " We need an assist here." " This way." "First security detail down." "Second one hasn't shown." "This guy's wearing an earpiece." "Dean's communicating via radio." "He could be anywhere." "Until we ID the second detail, proceed with the meet." "Copy that." "You search crowd." "Someone you know?" "Yes, I do." "Lovely day." "Yes, it is." "Outrigger, if Dean follows his standard protocol, that second detail shouldn't be any more than 50 feet away." " Do you have something for me?" " I do." "Outrigger, I've got him at twelve o'clock." "Blue cap, binoculars." "I'm on it." "Excuse me, sir." "I believe you have my seat." "Drinks too much!" "Filthy habit." " Second security detail is down." " Good work." "Outrigger and Sidewinder, move in." "It's been a pleasure." "Post One, what's your status?" "Outrigger, Sidewinder, move in." " Post Two, what's your status?" " Oracle, I've lost sight of him." " Post Two, do you copy?" " Sidewinder, come in!" "Do you copy?" "Their PA is bleeding into our channel." "I'll try to find an open frequency." " Oracle, do you copy?" "I've lost..." " Outrigger." " Phoenix?" " Come in." "We've got a problem!" " Stand up." " Why?" "We're gonna take a walk." "Do it now." "Base?" "Anyone?" " Phoenix!" " Dammit." "You don't need to do this." "I'm telling you, I came by myself." "Just keep going." "Stop!" "Well, isn't this a surprise?" "What are you doing here, Rachel?" "You gonna fight me?" "Why do you think we never put you in the field?" " We knew you weren't equipped." " Well, then..." "That was your loss." "Oracle, come in." "Do you have a visual?" "Yeah, actually, on Dean." " What's he doing?" " Eating dirt." "I just hit him with a shovel." "Is he conscious?" " Yeah, I think so." " Then hit him again." " We got Dean." " That's good." " What happens now?" " He tells us everything, and we get the truth about Prophet Five." "You seem very pleased with yourself." "I'll keep this simple." "We have a few questions for you." "We want to know who you're working for and what their agenda is." "The only other question is whether you'll cooperate willingly or unwillingly." "The ironic thing is, Ms. Bristow, you and I may not share the same agenda, but we have the same goal." "I want to know who I'm working for as much as you do." "Unfortunately for both of us, you robbed me of that opportunity." " The access card." " You were making a power play." "The people I answer to - their power stems from remaining anonymous." "I was hoping to balance the playing field." "All the information you want can be accessed off a communication hub using that card." "But before I tell you the location, you have to agree to do something for me." "And what is that?" "I want ten million dollars, as well as documents to authenticate half a dozen false identities and dental implants capable of fooling facial-recognition software." "In short, you're going to make me disappear." " Not a chance." " I wouldn't be so hasty." "That access card will expire in just under 12 hours, at which point the information will vanish and I can no longer help you." "So I suggest you talk to the people you answer to and share with them my offer." "I don't need to." "I don't think it's gonna take that long." " What is it?" " LSD." "Well, sort of." "I started with a lysergic acid diethylamide-based serum and, you know, Flinkmanized it." "Of course, he won't see any dancing bears on this trip," "I promise you that." "Not that..." "I mean, I heard about it from a guy once." "I've never..." "Hey, Mr. Bristow." " How long till we interrogate?" " Not long." "In an hour, he'll think you're God." "He'll tell you anything you wanna know." "Of course, if you'd like, I could facilitate the process." "Let's do that." "I see you've done this before." "Peaceful, hm?" " Yeah, it is." " Hm." "I imagine you're having quite a difficult day." "Am I right?" " Excuse me." "Do I know you?" " Nope, you don't know me, Mr. Sloane." "But I do have one small favor to ask of you." "My associates and I are aware of your adventure in Dubai." "We also know that Gordon Dean is still in custody, presumably at APO." "We need you to eliminate him." " Eliminate him?" " Yes." "We are confident you'll overcome any obstacles that stand in your way." "I see." "You can go to hell." "I've confessed my bargain with Mr. Dean." "You no longer have any power over me." "That may be." "But we do still have plenty to offer." "I doubt there's anything that you could do for me." "Uh, you should answer that." "Yeah." "My God." " What did you do?" " Nothing." "It just happened." "The nurse came through on rounds 15 minutes ago and found her awake." "Dad?" "I'm right here, sweetheart." "I'm right here." " Where am I?" " You're gonna be OK, Nadia." "You're gonna be OK." "His brain waves are all over the place, explaining why his heart rate's off the chart." " Twisted Sister wasn't the way to go." " Cut it." "You know, I think I gave him too much diophorazide." "My bad." "He's hallucinating hard." "Whatever he's seeing is scaring him to death, literally." "Stabilize his vitals." "He won't talk otherwise." "No, his body can't withstand more drugs." "Then what do we do?" "Not that I would know or anything, but he needs to feel safe." "I mean, maybe if somebody comforted him." " You!" " Shh." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "I know you're scared." "Just relax." "They want me dead." "They'll kill me." "That won't happen." "I won't let it." "I'm taking care of you now." "OK, his heart rate is coming down." "It's working!" "I'm gonna ask you some questions." "When you answer me, I'll make sure no one can hurt you." "OK?" "No one." "Do you understand?" "They want my eyes." "Don't let them take my eyes." "No, I won't." "No one can hurt you as long as I'm here." "No one." "Listen, the access card - it was designed to patch into a specific network." "Tell me which one." "Which network does the card access?" "I can help you." "When you see the Watchman, you'll need me." "I can help you." "Listen to me." "You need to focus." "How do I get into your organization's network?" " Get away from me!" " Shh." "It's your fault!" "I needed to find the secret." "I needed protection!" "I'm protecting you now." "Tell me the secret." "I'll keep it safe." "Stay with me, Gordon." "The Watchman is on the roof." "You need to go to the roof." "OK." "Which roof?" "Where do I find it?" " Glenheim." " OK, what is Glenheim?" "There's a Glenheim Corporation in Seattle." "The Glenheim Towers." " Pull up the building schematics." " I'll pull up the building schematics." "There's a satellite on the roof connected to the servers." "We need a plane fueled and ready to leave for Seattle in an hour." "Hello?" "When?" "I shouldn't have done it." "I didn't mean to." "They insisted." " You didn't want to do what?" " They insisted to k-kill Michael Vaughn." "I can help you defeat them, but you have to hurry." " They have plans for you." " What plans?" "Sydney, you need to go." "I'll take over from here." "It's Nadia." "You've never looked more beautiful, Nadia." " Sovogda." " Shh." " What happened?" " I'll tell you about it in time." "Just rest for now." " Dad?" " What is it?" " Where's the doctor?" " Just stepped out for a minute." "What's happening?" "Oh, God." "Please!" "I need help here!" "Please!" "Help!" "I need help here!" "Doctor!" "Help me hold her down." "I need you to step back, Mr. Sloane." " Nadia!" "Please!" " Blood pressure 70 over 50." "I need 500 milligrams of Detropine IV." "We were forced to induce coma again." "Look, I'll be honest." "Waking up without any signs of her disease was, frankly, a fluke." "Without an explanation, it's likely this is never gonna happen again." "Of course, we'll watch her closely." "Thank you, Doctor." "You've done everything you can for her." "Beyond that, it's out of your control." "Thank you, Sydney." " This is Outrigger." "We've touched down." " Copy that." " I heard." "Are you OK?" " Yeah." " How's Sloane?" " Not well." "We figured out what Dean meant." " The network is mobile." " Meaning?" "Their communications are piggybacked through telecom satellites." "The Glenheim people don't know they're being used, which is the point." "They wouldn't know the network was there." "The network is rerouted every few days as a precaution." "If we lose them now, we won't find them again." " How much time do we have?" " 12 minutes, 58 seconds." " Sidewinder, your status?" " We're at the dish, cutting through now." "Great." "When you open up the panel, let me know what you're looking at." "I'm looking at a keypad and an LCD readout." " OK, um, any access ports?" " Affirmative." " Uplink should be coming your way." " Got it." " What are we looking at?" " Not sure." "It looks like the network's not tracking back to just one source." " Meaning?" " When I try to locate the origin, several addresses keep popping up." "It looks like the information's being fed by a number..." "Wait a minute." "That is weird." "One node streams to Credit Marquis!" " What's that?" " French Intelligence." "There's a stream to Russian SVR, a European pharmaceutical conglomerate, the CDC, Ml-6." "This list goes on." " They're hijacking government servers?" " No, I'd be able to detect it." "I mean, this suggests..." "they are government." "Dad?" "Gordon Dean didn't bribe someone on the inside to get Sloane out of jail." "His organization is already on the inside." " Marshall, can you trace those nodes?" " Yeah, let me see what I can do." "Right on time." "Network diagnostic is up and running." "You got two minutes to grab that coffee." "Oh, and get me a cup, too?" "Little cream." "Arvin." " For a minute, no one knows I'm here." " Good." "Get me out of these." "That isn't exactly what I had in mind." "OK, I've narrowed it down to 12 isolated nodes." "I can trace their point of origin." " Twelve?" " Yeah." "If there was never a one, there was another twelve." "In the Caymans, that was one of Dean's account protocols." " Oh." " What just happened?" "We're locked out." "Let me try to bypass the encryption." " Oh, no." " What is it?" "Grade-three Watchman encryption." "No way around this." " It's requesting an access code." " Dean mentioned Watchman." "When I find the Watchman, he would help." "He has the access code." "Go." "Don't do this." "I have the access code!" " You can take down Prophet Five!" " God forgive me." "Help!" "Somebody, please!" "These walls are soundproof." "There's no point in shouting." "According to medical services, Dean took his own life, apparently with a cyanide pill he had subdermally implanted inside his cheek." "I don't understand." "This morning he wanted immunity." "He wanted to live." "Clearly, Dean thrived on power." "Once the drug wore off, he must've realized he was facing a life sentence." "Death was easier to accept." "Marshall counted 12 sources that make up Prophet Five. 12, Dad." " It's like the Alliance all over again." " I know." "If they are embedded inside global government, where do we even start?" "We've already started." "I guess I'll see you tomorrow." " Do you have any plans for tonight?" " What did you have in mind?" "You're sure you won't join me?" "We can drink to your success." "Or, perhaps, if you like... to soothe your guilt." " Guilt isn't one of my driving emotions." " To your success, then." "As we agreed, Dean's operation is now yours." "But with one warning:" "I appreciate ambition, but if you're considering any further betrayals, they will come at your own expense." "I understand." "I'll be right back." "Ajob well done, Mr. Sloane." "I'm so glad you took our offer." " I didn't have much of a choice, did I?" " There's always a choice." " My daughter... when will she be cured?" " Soon." "Soon?" "Perhaps you could be a bit more specific." "I wish I could, but there are a few more things we need you to do first." " We have a deal." " No." "We have an arrangement, which you don't seem to understand very well." " You son of a bitch." " We'll be in touch." "Till then, I want you to remember one thing - you have something now that you didn't have this morning." " What's that?" " Hope." " OK, that's the headboard." " That's the footboard." "Mm-hm." "That's what I said." "Have you ever actually built anything before?" " Yes, in fact." "I built your crib." " Really?" "Well, your mother and I did it together." " Done." " Done?" "Mm-hmm." "Why?" "Did you doubt me?" "No, of course not." "Get me the screwdriver." "Bad robot!"

" 'You did!" "' - 'Admit you did it!" "'" "'I did it.'" "I've been chasing this moment for so many years." "I know in my heart this monarchy can be relevant, inspiring and visionary." "I truly do." "'Too many good people have been lost for us not to make things right.'" "I listened to Liam's speech." "He's so clearly Simon's son." "My son is going to enjoy the same life that you have." "And once I marry the King, I'll be Queen... and you'll be irrelevant." "You said you killed my brother." "Why?" "I was asked to take control of a manned aircraft." "I was offered a sum of money to do it." "I took the money and I scuttled the aircraft." "I never would have done what I done to your brother if I'd known it was him." "Cyrus told me to kill Alistair." " Liam!" " You tried to rob us!" " You said to trust you!" " Stop!" "I know who killed your father!" "'Joystick, I have a problem here.'" "T Hawk 4, can you repeat, please?" "'Joystick, I'm in a rapid descent." "Please confirm.'" "Go again, T Hawk 4." "You're breaking up." "'Hawk is unresponsive." "Approaching 8,000 feet." "7,000." "Five...'" "Prince Robert." "Would you like to meet your new brother and sister?" "Your Majesty?" "Your Majesty?" "I was thinking about the day Liam and Eleanor were born." "No-one knew we were having twins." "We kept it to ourselves." "Those are the secrets we used to keep." "Liam..." "Liam!" "Liam!" "It's not easy to watch." "Show me." "Before I show you this, I want you to know something." "No matter who I've been or why I came here," "I told you you can trust me, and you can." " And so can Len." " Princess Eleanor." "I'll be right outside." "Open this door!" "Jasper, open the door and let me out!" "He trusted him!" "We all trusted him and he slaughtered him!" "Why?" "Open the door!" "Open it!" "Princess?" "Where's Imogen?" "She said she had to go." "Uh, she also said thank you." "If you're looking for the diamond earrings," "I told her that you would insist." "Good..." "I would have." "Do you think she'll be okay?" "Starting over all by herself?" "Are we speaking about Imogen or a princess?" "Imogen, of course." "I think she'll be just fine." "She's strong." "This world can't beat her." "If you've come to eat him, he hasn't been born yet." "Are you really going to have the baby and his mother sleeping in your room?" "Just the baby." "And possibly a sexy au pair." "The mother can fend for herself." "You mean the Queen." "I didn't plan it like this." "And what about your cancer?" "How soon will we have to bow to the little son-of-a-maid?" "Look, whatever plot or ruse or conspiracy you're crafting..." "I'm not." "I'm done with all that." "I just came to... bring you this." "It was Robert's." "He loved it more than life itself." "I hope our new king loves it as much as he did." "I won't be attending the King's Cup." "I've got another engagement." " What engagement?" " I'm getting married." "Right here." "Have to make things official." "Shame you can't attend." "I'd rather attend an execution." "In many ways, one and the same." "Do you really expect me to believe you're going to accept all this without a fight?" "Becoming the Dowager Queen, deferring to my legacy?" "Fighting got me nowhere." "Rather, it got me here." "To this place." "One and the same." "Going somewhere?" "To New York." "To see Ophelia." "Children shouldn't have to pay for their parents' sins." "What?" "For a moment I thought I saw the man I married." "The man I loved." "Father trusted him." "He told me I could turn to him if I needed anything." "Like a father figure." "Yeah." "Me too." "If we go to the authorities and they make a mistake, he could disappear forever." " I promised my father justice." " I know you did." "We need to be smart about this." "We need a plan." "You found it." "And now someone has to tell her." "I'm thinking about repainting that wall." "Starting over like Imogen." "I love you." "You know that?" "Why?" "What happened?" "Stop!" "What?" "Dad's killer." "It was Ted." " Ophelia's father?" "Ted?" " Yeah." "Len..." " Come on." "It's OK." " Let me go!" "How?" "Why?" "I don't know why." "But he'll pay for this." " We're coming up with a plan." " 'We'?" "Is James involved?" "Jasper." "I know you have trust issues." "I know people have failed you, including Jasper." "But he wouldn't stop until he found the truth." "And he did." "We'll make this right, Len." "And then what?" "Once all this is over?" "Who's going to be left, Liam?" "We will." "You and me." " They don't get rid of us." " We get rid of them." " The King's Cup." " A football match?" "The first annual football match dedicated to the late, thanks to you, King Simon Henstridge." "20,000 spectators." "Pre-disposed to violence." "Especially considering our current royal climate." "Millions more watching from home." "A video tribute to the late King." "A speech made by the Queen herself." "We'll display our own presentation, commemorating this..." " 'You killed her, didn't you?" "' - 'I did it.'" "They'll finally be accountable for your sister's death." "Wait." "There's more." "The Queen smoking a joint." "The King doing blow." "And so many other wonderful moments from our inspiring and noble royal family." "They may not make it out alive." "I'll be tried for treason." "Better than being tried for murder." "It's revenge." "I once asked Dominique if it's justice her father wanted or revenge." "We just got our answer." "What kind of revenge?" "They have footage from the palace." "Hidden camera stuff." "Courtesy of Ted Pryce?" "They plan to show it tomorrow at the football match." "They want to disgrace you at an event to honor your father." "Dominique says she heard them talking about Robert." "It was Ted who had him killed." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." " She said that?" " She's getting out." "She doesn't want any part of it." " It's why she told me." " And you believe her?" "I do." " We should cancel the event." " No!" "They'll just keep going." "It'll never stop unless we stop it." " Meaning what?" " Ted." " We need to end this." " You mean kill him." "Liam, you're talking about taking a man's life." "Even if it's justified, you can't come back from that." "Ever." "Ted Pryce killed my father and my brother with malice in his heart." "Get me close enough to that sonofabitch, I'll kill him myself." "Your Majesty." "What does Team Helena want now?" "Team Helena has been defeated." "And with Lucius gone," "I thought maybe Team Cyrus may need my particular set of skills." "All of them." "Moorefield?" "You scared the shit out of me." "I'm hiding from the princesses." "The jig is up." "The what?" "The ruse." "The scheme." "They know I've been seeing them both." "Well, you can stand down." "Cyrus is expecting a son and plans to reinstate the right of primogeniture." "Stand down?" "His first born son is going to inherit everything." "The jig, as you say, is now officially up." "Hi." "Just say it." "Then you can go." "I like Maribel." "It's OK." "I can't blame you..." "I'm apparently no longer the future Queen of England and she does like anything with boys and..." "sometimes with girls." "I like Maribel." "But I don't have feelings for her." "I have feelings for you." "Oh..." "And as an anti-monarchist, you are so much lovelier now that you are not the next in line for the throne." "So, you, uh, you want to get out of here?" "Okay." "Thank you." "There she is." "My beloved." "Does this look like the day you dreamed about as a little girl?" "You mean the day I would marry Brad Pitt?" "No." "This doesn't look like that at all." "The minister will be here shortly." "Good." "Then we have time for you to sign this." "What's this?" "Just a few things I'm going to need to make this marriage work." "Nothing says true love like a wife who blackmails you." "As always, your discretion is appreciated, Doctor." "Ah." "My daughter's security detail." "What is it?" "The crowd for tomorrow's match could be volatile." "The people who support the monarchy are clashing with the ones... that don't." "I bet they are." "What else?" "Your Majesty... should watch this." "And then we should speak." "In confidence." "A love born in trust and faithfulness." "Do you, Cyrus Henstridge, take this..." "I do." "Wrap it up, Padre." "I want to consummate this bitch." "By the power vested in me..." "By me... ..um, I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Go ahead and turn away." "But much worse things are going to happen to that mouth of yours, as you know." "I'm going home to pack my things." "No." "You're staying here." "From now on, whatever you need will be provided." "So make yourself comfortable." "And while you're at it, you might try spitting out the future King of England." "You got what you wanted." "Now hurry up and earn it!" "Apparently Ted planted hidden cameras in the palace." "And now they have us at our worst." "Speaking of cameras..." "It's fine." "I looped the feed in this zone when I..." "Oh, when he tried to rob me." "The video hack will be easy enough to block." "That won't stop him broadcasting the footage elsewhere." "Like social media." "Why hasn't he already done that?" "What's he waiting for?" "Us." "Oh, great!" "Some security detail you two are." "I invited Her Majesty." "Mr. Stewart wants to publicly humiliate us, create chaos and use it to his advantage." "Fine." "If they want a public tribunal, let's give them one." "What are we doing about Ted Pryce?" "We need to keep him close." "But whoever does it will be in jeopardy." "He's a psychopath and will be armed." " I'll do it." " No." "I'll do it." "What else?" "We need complete access to the stadium." "We are the royal family." "Who has more access than us?" "What kind of sick joke..." "'You don't know anything about anything, Mr. Pryce." "Do you understand that now?" "You are not safe." "You are not comfortable." "You're certainly not absolved of your sins." "You will go to that stadium, you will monitor that family, and if anything goes wrong, you will personally execute them." "That's not asking too much, considering your history.'" "After tomorrow, I want out." "'There's no way out of this, Ted." "You made your pact with the Devil a long time ago." "Deviate from this plan, and I'll be on the first flight to New York." "You see, I can kill family members too.'" "Hm." "Have a seat." "Drink?" " No." " Of course." "I want to talk to you about Ted." "When he lost his wife, when he was grieving," " I may have provoked him." " That's not true." "I was incredibly inconsiderate and unkind to him." "You're incredibly inconsiderate and unkind to me and I didn't kill anyone." "Can you just let me apologize for something for a moment?" "Please?" "I was frivolous with that man's grief." "And I've been sitting here, drinking... and feeling like I'm to blame... for the loss of your father and your brother." "You were just a dick, Mom." "The guy's a modern-day Jack the Ripper." " Or Grand Duchess." " Exactly." "You just said some words, Mom." "I'd rather you shout at me than stab me twice and leave me for dead." "I'm with Liam." "It's not your fault." "Thank you." "There's something else." "Tomorrow, if we fail and they succeed, remember that I love you." "Because I do." "We know that, Mom." "And we won't... fail." "Get some sleep." "Maybe don't drink so much." "Yes, I just said that." "Mom..." "When you get in the car with Ted, don't be nice to him." "If you are, he'll know something's wrong." "I wrote the book on deception and facade, my son." " I think I'll be fine." " OK. 12 o'clock." "Liam?" "I know you miss your father, but... this is the right way to do this." "Yeah." "I know." "It's time." "It's time." "I never got to say thank you before." "For what?" "Finding the evidence." "Not giving up." "I just want to make sure you're okay with everything for tomorrow." "If their plan works, one of us could die tomorrow." "And if our plan works, I'm officially in the family business." "I want to avenge my father." "I want Ted to pay." "But if we do this, they could kill him." "I don't know if I can go through with it." "I don't know if I could live with that." "I'll be there." "With you." "I appreciate what you've done for us." "But once this is all over," "I need you to leave and not come back." "I can't see you any more." "It's too hard." "Okay." "Okay." "Your father was a man who believed in the truth." "He'd want you to know the truth." "And son, I'm always here if you need me." "'That's it." "You're doing so well.'" "Now just take a nice deep breath." "In through your nose." "Okay, breathe." "Well done." "Liam?" "It's time." "Liam?" "We have a situation." "Liam." "What are you doing here?" "There's been a change of plans." "Big day." "Your father would have been proud." "Why did you do it, Ted?" " Look..." " Don't move." " Liam, whatever you think you know..." " I saw you!" "Have you asked yourself what happens after this, after you pull that trigger?" "My family's avenged." "What about you?" "I consider this justified." "If I don't answer it, they'll go after Ophelia." "Protocol." "Okay?" "Hello." "One moment." "It's for you." " Who is this?" " 'Liam.'" "Please do not do this." "'I know you're in pain and I know that you want revenge, but you don't want it like this." "There's something happening, Liam." "The people, they believe in you." "Don't you see it?" "'" "This is exactly what Dad wanted all along." "'It's who you thought you couldn't be for him, and for the world." "But if you do this, Liam, if you pull that trigger, that is when you are really failing Dad." "And that's when we all lose you." "And I can't afford to lose you, Liam." "I can't." "Please!" "Say you won't do this." "Tell me you'll lead us all out of this, okay?" "Liam?" "Okay?" "'" "Okay." "The car's waiting." "We need to go." "You will find that taking a life is an unbearable weight." "Every second." "Every minute." "Every hour, every day, a constant reminder of what you did and how you did it." "You can't hide from it." "You can't erase it." "And you can't take it back." "Use mine." "Tell them there was a struggle." "Call it an act of self-defense." "It's just a lie." "We all live with them." "You asked me why I did the things I've done." "I'll tell you." "You know that fire, that hatred you feel?" "The one fed by anger and vengeance and retribution?" "I called it justice." "But it wasn't." "It was merely retaliation." "And that fire never goes out, no matter what." "It just consumes you." "It just burns you up." "A video is going to play during your father's dedication that documents Dominique Stewart's death and the many other sins of your house." "So from where I'm sitting, you have two choices and they're both fairly grim." "You either pull the trigger and be judged for it, or you step outside this vehicle and face the world as that video plays." "There's a third option." "You're not the only one with a video." "Interesting." "But if you fail..." "You should be more concerned with the alternative." "What becomes of you if I don't?" "And the world sees what you've done?" "But you can't be certain of that, can you?" "You step out there, the chances are pretty good that you'll be accountable for what your family's done." "Someone has to be." "I love you, Liam!" "Excuse me." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Princess coming through." "Ladies and gentlemen, please show your support for His Royal Highness, Prince Liam Henstridge!" "Geez, Rambo." "Did you kill the poor schlub?" "Maybe." " Hurry up." "We're running out of time." " Very helpful, thank you." "And now, a dedication to King Simon from his son," "His Royal Highness, Prince Liam Henstridge." "Time's up, son." "Don't call me 'son'." "We're in." "We push this button and the world will know Ted did it." "I'll do it." "I can do it." "What you see of our family... is pretty much what we allow you to see." "But I promise you, what you're about to see is the truth." "On my father's grave." "You should go." "After him!" "He's getting away!" "Tell Ophelia not to miss me." "Ssh." "Ssh." "Excuse me, Your Majesty." "You need to see this." "Ssh." "'Police are struggling to contain the violence after CCTV footage showing the late King Simon's killing was somehow broadcast over the stadium's screens." "A man believed to be associated with the Palace's own security forces has been attacked." "Reinforcements are being...'" "Announce the birth of my son." "Maybe that will appease them." "Yes, Your Majesty." "So it was Pryce!" "Figures." "Did he finally stop crying?" "Prudence!" "Prudence!" "Prudence!" "Prudence!" "Prudence?" "Prudence is gone." "And so is her child." "I married her!" "You're no longer Queen!" "The man who married you was my gynecologist." "Rachel had them switched." "Team Helena." "But you can't just kidnap her!" "Oh, I can assure you, she went quite willingly." "But the pre-nup agreement!" "She wanted this!" "The pre-nup agreement was Prudence's idea, designed to lower your guard." "Clever girl." "Also..." "Team Helena." "You manipulated her!" "You said you were done fighting back, and then you take my son?" "Why would you do that?" "In the name of what?" "Alistair Lacey." "You take away my future." "I take away yours." "Enjoy cancer." "Well done with Cyrus, Rachel." "My pleasure, Your Majesty." "Now, then..." "My son is the rightful heir to the throne and Simon's DNA will prove it." "Let's make things right." "Get me those bones."

"p?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "Don't do anything stupid,Ricky." "Don't hit the guy." "It's okay." "It's never gonna be okay." "Yeah,probably not." "My father is not a law-abiding citizen." "He doesn't care if there's a restraining order." "Here's my dad's number." "He'll help you." "I want to consider adoption." "I'd appreciate you going along with that." "I found something for you to do for your community service." "How'd you like to mentor a kid?" "Yeah,I'll do it." "You know how much some families would pay for a healthy,Caucasian baby?" "I gotta go." "No" " Whoa,whoa." "No,you can't just have sex like that and leave me here alone." "Sorry." "Then again,I think you say that every time I leave your house, so maybe you can just not say anything for once." "Are you angry with me?" "After that?" "I'm not angry with you." "You're angry." "Yeah,well,I'm angry with someone else." "Good night." "No,wait,please,just wait." "Who are you angry with?" "Grace?" "No,not Grace." "Good night." "No." "Ricky." "Ricky." "How can you be angry with anyone after what we just did?" "I just can,all right?" "I have to go." "Ricky,please." "This is as close as I've ever felt to you." "Tonight." "In there." "Just talk to me,please." "I don't feel like talking to you." "It's personal." "More personal than sex?" "Yeah,a lot more personal than sex." "Come on,Ricky." "Look,just don't run away tonight,okay?" "Just talk to me." "Just tell me what this is about." "You can tell me." "I can't." "You can if you want." "I'm not gonna tell anyone." "Whatever it is, I'm not gonna say anything." "Don't you know me better than that by now?" "No." "And you don't know me either." "Well,then let's get to know each other." "Okay,you want to get to know me?" "You want to know who I am?" "The reason I'm in foster care is not just because my dad smacked me around and smacked my mom around." "It's not just because they were both drug addicts, and abandoned me over and over again." "It's because my dad used to come home after a long day of hanging out and getting high to teach me a little lesson in how hard it is to be a man in this world." "That's what he called it:" ""A little lesson."" "Every night,I'd be in bed with my door closed, just begging God that he wouldn't come in my room for one of his little lessons." "But night after night after night, there he was." "And when I couldn't take it anymore, when I hated him enough, when I really didn't care if I lived or died," "I told my teacher at school and she told someone, and then they told someone else." "And eventually,but believe me, not quickly,eventually, he went off to prison." "But guess what?" "He's back, and he's hanging around." "Yeah." "He went to see Amy and then he came around when I was with Grace, so lock your doors, because he'll probably show up here too." "Not that he's interested in you or Grace or Amy." "No,he's just interested in me." "In hurting me." "He actually wants me to make someone pay for my baby and then give him the money." "Then he'll leave me alone." "Nice,huh?" "Ricky,I'm so sorry." "Let me help you,okay?" "I" " I can talk to my dad." "He can help you." "No one can help me." "Adrian?" "Everything okay?" "No." "What's wrong?" "Ricky was just here." "And?" "Did you know?" "Did I know what?" "That his father was in prison for sexually abusing him and for drugs and for God knows what else?" "I can't discuss that." "But you knew." "I knew." "Then put him back in prison." "Honey,I can't." "He's on parole." "And as long as he follows the conditions of his parole, there's nothing I can do." "I don't believe that." "Have the cops follow him around." "Make him break the conditions of his parole." "As an officer of the court," "I cannot mandate any law-enforcement agency to spend an exorbitant amount of resources on one individual who,if he's following the parole agreement, he's not an apparent danger to anyone." "Really?" "You believe that?" "He's not an apparent danger to anyone?" "Dad,please." "I'm doing the best I can,honey." "Capture:" "ZX Sync:" "ÈÐÎí" "The.secret.life.of.American.teenager Season01.Episode15" "What are you doing?" "What's it look like?" "I'm shaving." "I can see that,but why are you shaving in my kitchen?" "I'm tired of shaving with the garden hose." "My skin's getting chapped." "George,there are three bathrooms in this house." "Yeah,and three women." "[SIGHS] Good morning." " Morning,Buttercup." " Good morning." "do you think it's okay if I go to a friend's house after school?" "A friend's house after school?" "You have a friend?" "George." "You're not thinking the same thing?" "I think it's wonderful that you have a friend and that you're getting out of the house and doing something with someone outside the family." "So,what's her name?" "What makes you so sure it's a her?" "Oh." "So it's a boyfriend friend?" "No,it's a gender-non-specific friend." "What's going on?" "Your sister has a friend." "Really?" "Yes,really." "Why is it such a surprise that I have a friend?" "I'm a very,very friendly person." "All right,well,um," "I'll just" " I'll be in the car." "So I'll pick you up after last period,okay?" "Yeah." "Sounds good." " I can pick her up." " No,you can't." "You're working,George." "At least I hope you are." "I can still pick her up." "I have a doctor's appointment." "She said I might be able to find out the sex of the baby today." "Really?" "And then you'll tell me." "I'd love to have a boy." "I got two girls, so a grandson would be great." "You know,or a granddaughter." "Bye." "What?" "She's leaning towards adoption." "You know that." "That's already been decided?" "No,it hasn't, but I think it's what she wants." "What she wants or what you want?" "I think it's really what she wants,George." "She isn't sure she wants to know if it's a boy or a girl." "Is this because of Ricky?" "She doesn't want Ricky and his dad coming around?" "Did you scare her with that?" "No." "I didn't." "It's about nothing except for the fact that Amy thinks that this might be the best choice for her baby." "Let's go,let's go." "I got things to do today." "Oh,yeah." "Me too." "What's with the camera?" "We're finding out the sex of the baby." "And according to the information I got from the Internet, this is a moment that should be recorded for history." " By?" " By...?" "Amy's borrowing your camera,right?" "No." "I'm gonna be there with her." "You're gonna be there when she finds out the sex of the baby?" "Yeah." "Of course." "You know how they find that out?" "Yeah." "It's called a sonogram." "Yeah." "And she's gonna be laying on a table with her whole stomach exposed." "Have you seen Amy's stomach before?" "Well,that's kind of a personal question,isn't it?" "Not as personal as you being there and seeing her stomach." "They can cover it." "They don't cover it." "It" " It'll be fine." "I mean,it's" " It's just a stomach." "No,it's not." "It's a very intimate moment between the mother and the baby, and usually the father of the baby." "And it's very emotional." "I mean,given Amy's situation," "I would think she'd feel really vulnerable at a moment like that and would be much more comfortable with her mother there than you." " She wants me to be there." " You sure?" " Yeah,I'm sure." " I don't recommend it." "It'll be fine." "I'm not worried about you as much as Amy." "I can't imagine that she would want you there." "She's my wife." "I know,I know." "We're not married legally, but we might as well be." "We're in love and we're in this relationship for life." "And this is a big part of that relationship,today, finding out the sex of the baby." "I have to be there." "Amy wants me to be there." "Just like she wants me there for the birth." "Yeah,okay,Benjamin." "We'll see about that." "We'll see about what?" "Come on." "Let's go,already." "Be there for the birth." "Come on." "What do you call this again?" "Earl Grey." "It's not bad." "I have coffee." "No,no,no." "That's okay." "When in Rome..." "Well,I'm very happy you stopped by." "I wish my wife were here to talk to you." "She's,uh" " Well,she's been wanting to talk to you." "But neither of us wanted to intrude on the situation." "I don't know why not." "The whole world has intruded." "It's not like it's a secret." "So,what do you think Amy is going to do?" "Is she thinking about adoption?" "Ricky said she's thinking about it, but I'm not sure he's totally onboard with that right now, especially since his father has been coming around looking for money from the adoption." "Bob the child molester is looking for money for the baby?" "Maybe Ricky didn't tell Amy,but yes." "Bob said he'd help out financially." "Bob has no money." "Bob the child molester is also Bob the drug addict." "That son of a" " I want to" "We do too." "But we all know we can't." "Do we?" "Maybe that's just the tea talking." "Adrian's father" "Do you know Adrian?" "I know him." "What about Adrian?" "Is her father a child molester too?" "No,no." "He's the DA." "He got us a restraining order, and he's asked the police to keep an eye out." "What,in case anyone kills Bob?" "Let's not resort to violence." "Let's not put ourselves on Bob's level." "Let's put Bob down a level." "Like six feet under." "He wanted money for the baby?" "Mr. Juergens,Bob will not last long in the real world." "Sooner or later,he's gonna do something that will violate his parole and he'll go back to prison." "Should we do something to Bob before Bob does something to go back to prison?" "There's nothing we can do." "No?" "There's gotta be something we can do." "I'm not gonna sit around drinking Earl Grey, waiting for Bob to go back to prison." "Don't do anything stupid,George." "Yeah,story of my life." "So that's why he showed up at the batting cages." "He wants money from the adoption." "So you and Amy have decided to have the baby adopted?" "No,at least I haven't." "I don't want anything to do with an adoption, which is only gonna make Bob angry." "I mean,he's an angry man already." "Look,I wouldn't want to ruin your morning, so I'll spare you the details of what my father did to me." "Ricky,you can tell us anything." "Don't worry about our morning,okay?" "It's not okay." "I was sexually abused, and Bob got sent to prison because of me, so I don't think Grace should be around me." "I don't think it's safe." "...Ricky,uh," "Bob was sent to prison because of Bob." "Didn't have anything to do with you." "You know that,don't you?" "Yeah,I know that." "Intellectually,I know that." "But still,sometimes it gets turned around in my head somehow." "Look,I'm working on my problems." "I'm in therapy." "I've been in therapy for years." "And I know I'd never do anything to hurt Grace." "But I can't say the same about Bob." "I can't say he wouldn't hurt her if he had the chance." "I think he just wants to get back at me." "I just don't know how he plans to do that." "So I'm not gonna come around for a while and I was wondering if you could explain that to Grace." "I can't." "I just can't." "I really love her,but I don't want her to get hurt." "But Bob is very unpredictable." "Ricky,are you sure you can't tell Grace this yourself?" "We can tell her, but she can hear what you have to say without any judgment." "She can." "Yeah,because she's a Christian." "You're all Christians." "I wish I could be a Christian." "I wish I could believe what you believe." "I wish Jesus would just take away my pain and suffering, but I spent too many nights praying for Bob to leave me alone to believe that prayer ever works." "No,I think you better tell Grace that I can't see her anymore." "Not right now,anyway." "Look,I have to go." "I'm sorry." "I have to go." "No pity,okay?" "I don't need pity." "It'll change the sex." "I'm not" " It's not pity." "It's just that" "I don't know,I just" "I think I understand you a lot better now." "I doubt it." "Besides,I'm not looking for understanding." "I know what you're looking for." "And you're not gonna get that from Grace." "I'm not seeing Grace." "I went over to her house and told her parents that I'd stay away from her." "And I'm gonna stay away from her." "Because of your dad, or because she really isn't what you want?" "Or because rejection in any form is just gonna make her want you more?" "I'm not that complicated." "Yes,you are." "Hey,don't make too much out of what I told you about my dad,okay?" "Okay." "Tonight?" "He wants to make money off the adoption." "He wants Ricky to give him a commission on selling Amy's baby." "What?" "That's why he showed up." "He wants to get a cut of the money." "Nobody's getting any money for Amy's baby." "Apparently people do that." "They pay for hospital costs and taking care of the mother." "Sometimes there's some sort of cash bonus involved, disguised as an expense." "Reverend Stone didn't say anything about that." "That's not gonna happen." "How do you know it's not gonna happen?" "How do you know that there's not gonna be money under the table to Ricky?" "With Bob in the picture, adoption is a dirty business." "You're the one who wanted her to do this,not me." "It doesn't have to be a dirty business." "It's not supposed to be a dirty business." "It's supposed to be a wonderful way of providing a child with a" " A stable and loving family and giving two people a chance to have a child who would ordinarily not be able to have one." "It's just people like Ricky's father that make it into a dirty business." "We won't have anything to do with him or anyone like him." "How are we gonna know?" "We'll know." "George,don't do anything stupid,please." "Amy is gonna need you." "You need to be here for Amy." "Don't do anything stupid." "What kind of a man abuses his own son?" "Pervert." "A very sick man." "Someone who needs some help." "Oh,I'll help him." "George,let the authorities handle this,please." "You know,if Bob did what he did to Ricky, then Ricky could do what he did to the baby." "That's not fair." "And it's not true." "It doesn't have to be that way." "Just because Ricky was abused doesn't mean he's gonna do the same thing." "Ricky can be different from his father." "Get out your dreamcatcher, because you're dreaming again." "*dreamcatcher*" "So,what time is your appointment?" "Same time as usual." "As soon as I can get there after school." "So am I riding with you and your mom, or should I have my dad's driver drop me off, or how does that work?" "Oh,and I have a digital camera,but don't worry," "I won't take pictures unless you want me to." "Uh,you want me to be there,right?" "You said you wanted me to be there,didn't you?" "No,I said I wish you could be there." "Well,I can." "N-no,I wish you could be there." "Like" "Like I wish we were married,legally." "Like I wish this was our baby." "Like I wish a lot of things." "So you" "You don't want me to be there." "It's kind of personal." "Yeah,I" " I know." "But still..." "But still think you should go?" "Yeah." "Ben,I " " I don't know." "I mean,you've never even seen my stomach before." "I know." "It'll be the first time I see your stomach." "I'm sure it will be awkward, but I want to be there for you." "I want to see the baby." "I want to be there with you when you find out whether it's a girl or a boy." "And,yeah,at first,it'll be awkward, but we'll work through the awkwardness." "We love each other." "I don't think so,Ben." "I-I don't even know if I want to know if it's a boy or a girl." "I'm not even sure I want to be there." "I know it's gonna be a very emotional moment for you, and that's why I want to be there for you." "But just think about letting me go." "Just think about it." "No." "I don't want to think about it." "I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I don't want you to be there." "Sorry.I just think it would be awkward." "Are you gonna let me go to birthing classes?" "Again,I think that would be awkward." "So you don't want me there when the baby is born." "In the room when I'm completely exposed to the world?" "No." "I" " I'm not even sure I want my mother to be there." "We don't have to make these decisions now." "I mean,we have months to think about it." "But please,just consider the possibility of letting me be there when the baby is born." "I" " I mean,I can stay up by your head, all the way up by your head and I won't look at anything you don't want me to see." "Yeah,okay." "I'll-- I'll think about it." "I love you." "I love you too." "Coming." "Coming." "Hi." "I knew if I called, you'd tell me not to come over." "Yeah,I probably would." " Since you're here..." " Really?" "I always wondered what this house would look like on the inside." "It's very you." "Yeah." "Well,I bought my own furniture this time around." "That's a great rocking chair." "Where'd you get that?" "My husband bought it for me when I had Grace." "This would be a great idea for a baby gift." "What's up,George?" "Oh,we gotta talk." "About?" "Ricky's dad." "Yeah." "I want to kill that guy." " Me too." " No,George," "I don't mean that literally." "Oh." "I do." "What do you mean,literally?" "I mean,I hate what he did to that kid." "Yeah,and Ricky could do that to his kid, and his kid is my grandson or granddaughter, and I can't ignore the fact that his father is circling around." "Ricky came by to say that he can't go out with Grace anymore." "He doesn't want to put her in jeopardy." "Your daughter could be my daughter's baby's stepmother." "We're a long way from that." "A long,long way." "Grace is going to college and then to medical school." "George,what do you want?" "I want to know how we're getting rid of Bob." "Don't you two have a plan to get rid of him?" "Rid of him?" "No." "We're gonna leave that up to the authorities." "I won't do that." "Uh,yeah." "We have to." "You're no better than Anne." "I hope your next wife shares your point of view." "Well,I can only hope so." "Thanks for nothing." "Hey,there." "Don't get out." "All right." "I want to talk to you." "Great." "I'm taking Amy to the doctor today to find out the sex of her baby." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "And I also found out that you're trying to get money for Amy's baby." "So,uh,I don't know." "Maybe it's the doctor's appointment, or everything else that's happening, but that news just kind of upset me." "Well,it's not just her baby." "There's a father,and that's my son." "So it's actually your daughter's baby and my son's baby." "So who knows?" "Maybe someday, we'll be in-laws." "We are never gonna be in-laws." "And you're not gonna go anywhere near my daughter or your son or their baby." "You got that?" "Because if you do, if you go near her or him or the baby, you're gonna regret it." "Really?" "Regret it,you say?" "Listen to me." "I'm a woman on the verge." "My 15-year-old daughter is having a baby." "My husband is having an affair." "I'm getting a divorce after 16 years of marriage." "I gotta get a job." "And my mom has Alzheimer's." "And I can't take it anymore." "I can't take it if one more bad thing happens to me, like if I find out that you're sending couples over to try to adopt the baby and you're somehow making money off of it." "So,what are you saying,Anne?" "Are you saying--?" "I don't know." "Are you threatening me?" "Not nice to threaten people." "I'm not threatening you." "I don't even know how to threaten a man like you." "But I figure you're afraid of me." "I figure you're afraid of everything and everyone, because what kind of a man hits his own wife and child?" "I'll tell you what kind." "A coward." "What kind of a man preys on innocent children?" "A coward." "Yeah,that's right." "You're a coward." "I bet you get high so you can forget that." "That you're a coward." "Am I right?" "Just don't go near them, any of them." "Just go away." "Go far,far away." "Hey,were you looking for me?" "Yeah." "I've been looking for you all day." "I'm sorry,Grace." "I just don't think we should be seeing each other right now." "Okay,but that's just for right now,right?" "It's for as long as my dad is around." "My parents told me." "They told you?" "Everything." "Really,I appreciate that you don't want me to get hurt, but I'm not scared to be around you." "Well,you should be." "Well,I'm not." "Ricky,I love you." "I love you." "What do you want me to do?" "Say I love you?" "I don't love anyone." "I don't even love myself." "But you said you were in love with me." "I say a lot of things,Grace." "But you're in love with me." "I know you're in love with me." "Aren't you in love with me?" "Okay,well,even if you're not in love with me," "I hope that we can at least be friends." "I'm gonna pray for that." "That we can be friends." "And,Ricky,I'm gonna pray that nobody ever hurts you again." "Bye." "call me" "So your sister has a friend?" "Yeah,she probably has lots of friends." "Do you know who the friend is?" "She gave me an address and a phone number but it's probably fake." "Should we find out?" "No,probably not." "I trust her." "Really?" "Well,not completely, but I don't think she'll get into any trouble." "Ever." "Not after what I did." "I kind of ruined her life too." "You didn't ruin her life." "Or yours." "Your life's just gonna be different." "And so is hers and so is mine and" " And your dad's, but not ruined." "Don't do that to yourself." "Or the baby." "Life's just a big adventure." "And yours is a really big adventure right now." "But that's okay." "Everything's gonna be fine." "I think it's a girl." "You do?" "Well,I think I want the baby to be a girl." "Why's that?" "Bob abused Ricky and Ricky's a boy so" "So maybe if the baby's a girl and Bob and Ricky are here then they wouldn't touch her." "Oh,honey,it doesn't work that way." "So even if the baby's a girl--?" "Let's just hope that whether it's a boy or a girl that no harm comes to it." "And anyway,maybe Ricky can break the cycle of abuse." "Well,Ricky's father was probably abused and his father's father but..." "But anyway,maybe Ricky will agree to the adoption." "Maybe he'll just wanna stay away from the baby." "Maybe we should both stay away." "Maybe we should just let the parents be parents and do what's best for the baby." "I don't think I want to know,Mom." "Not right now,anyway." "It's okay." "A lot of people don't wanna know the sex of the baby, for various reasons." "Just make sure that you tell the doctor that." "And I think I want to do this alone." "Oh,okay." "Whatever you feel comfortable with." "But I'm there if..." "Hey,Jack." "That's Jesus." "Oh,is it?" "Is it a photograph?" "I thought it was some painting by some Caucasian who wanted to see the son of God as light-skinned with blue eyes." "Yeah,you're right." "He kind of looks like me, don't you think?" "Or you look like him, depending on the ego." "You waiting to see my dad?" "I am,but some crabby old woman in support stockings told me that he's stuck in traffic on the freeway." "That's the church secretary." "Stuck in traffic,huh?" "I needed to see him too." "You know,I can't wait around,can you?" "You want a ride home?" "No,I think I'll wait." "Must be important." "Yes,it is." "Well,if you must know," "I wanted him to stop my parents from getting divorced and now something else has become a priority." "Okay,Ricky's dad got out of prison and he showed up at our house in his lime green muscle car." "I just don't want anything to happen to Amy, the baby or even Ricky." "So I just thought he might have a hotline to,you know, that guy,or know a judge or something." "A lime green muscle car?" "What was he in prison for?" "Car theft?" "I don't know but it's very important that he go back to prison." "Okay,it was for abusing children, but that's all I can say." "I don't know if my dad can help you with something like that." "Yeah,I just thought I'd ask." "Because,you know,I'm just" "I'm just scared my dad is gonna do something stupid." "All right,some kid over in gangland is waiting for me to show up to mentor him into success, so,uh,I better get going." "Good luck with that." "Good luck with my dad." "You know,my ex-husband looked a lot like that." "Think that's why I married him." "I thought he was that good." "Turns out he's not." "You know,um,Reverend Stone isn't here." "He's stuck in traffic." "That guy is always stuck in traffic." "He drives like a turtle." "Will you tell him that Veronica stopped by to see him?" "Don't know if I'll see him,but okay." "I can't wait around." "I'm a cocktail waitress over at Kevin Ryan's and we're short on help this week and I need the tips." "Can't get my ex-husband to cough up the child support." "Rev. Stone was supposed to help me with that." "So are you hiring?" "Are you looking?" "Well,I am looking for a job." "But I don't know if I'd be too hot at cocktails." "I mean,I'm not really a people person and I don't drink." "That's perfect." "Are you over 21?" "What,you wanna see my ID?" "No." "I'll" " I'll get you in." "Come on,let's go." "Goodbye." "Hey,kiddo." "Oh,right.Restraining order." "Probably shouldn't be this close to a school either." "But I wanted to ask you something." "Girl or boy?" "The baby." "Is it a girl or is it a boy?" "Because I got a line on a couple who would pay 100 grand for a healthy white male infant." "So I'm hoping it's a boy." "I bet you do." "Look,I'm under no misconceptions here." "I know I'm not getting your vote for father of the year." "But that's all water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned." "I can't change the past." "You want me to go away, I want to go away, but I can't." "I don't have the funds." "So think of it as a finder's fee." "You give me what I want, I'll get out of your life." "It's the only way I can get out of your life." "Can't get out of your life without the money." "And keep me posted on whether it's a boy or a girl." "I think Amy has her doctor's appointment today." "See you." "Adrian,I'll have to call you back." "He was there,Dad." "He was there in the parking lot at school.Ricky called me." "Honey,I'll call you back." "No,talk to me." "Do something." "Five minutes." "I heard that." "Well,then you know I'm working on it." "You're not working on it fast enough." "I'm working on it." "There has to be something you can do." "I want something done right now." "I understand that." "And I sympathize." "But sometimes we just have to let the situation play itself out." "And if someone gets hurt in the process?" "We can't arrest a man for no reason." "The man abused his own son." "And he went to prison for that." "Look,how frustrating do you think it is for all of us in law enforcement?" "We work hard to send these guys away and then the prisons can't hold them all." "They just get turned out again and then we have to go after them again, while we also go after all the other guys out there who are yet to be caught." "But I do my job." "I'm trying to do my job anyway." "Well,you better do your job as a father too, and keep that Ricky away from Adrian." "She's a nice girl." "I know she's a nice girl." "And so is her mother." "We're here,okay?" "Jack Pappas?" "Yeah." "Are you Duncan's,uh...?" "His..." "Mother." "Are you?" "No,I'm his sister." "I'm Shawna." "Duncan!" "Jack's here!" "You don't look like the kind of guy who would get in trouble for fake IDs." "They told you that?" "Yeah." "They also told me you probably had nothing to do with it." "Oh,I had something to do with it." "Either way,um,thanks,Jack." "Duncan's not allowed to have friends in the neighborhood and he needs to get out once in a while." "It's no problem." "Duncan!" "Sorry,I was on the phone." "Hey,Jack." "Hey." "You was expecting someone about this high,huh?" "Well,kind of,yeah." "You still wanna do this?" "Yeah." "Let's roll." "See you in a sec." "Hey,man.You don't wanna do that." "I don't wanna do what?" "Look,don't mad dog the dealer." "Just drive away." "Dude." "Don't be stupid." "I gotta make a phone call." "No,no,no,no,no,not with me in the car." "Look,you drive out the neighborhood before you make any phone calls." "Better yet,mind your own business.All right?" "Now,let's ride." "Hey,so how'd it go?" "I didn't go." "Good." "She didn't let me." "Good." "She doesn't want me there for the birth." "That's good too." "This isn't funny,you know?" "I'm trying to be a man but it's hard when people won't let you." "Lots of ways of being a man,son." "Every book that I've read has said that the husband,father,partner,whatever should be there for all these things." "Well,that's when the husband, father,partner,whatever is intimate with the woman who's giving birth." "As far as I know you're not intimate with Amy." "I hope." "Look,she's a 15-year-old girl having a baby." "You're a 15-year-old guy." "You're not a married couple." "You haven't seen each other naked." "You haven't made love to each other." "You haven't been with each other for years." "You're just getting to know each other." "And it's just not appropriate for you to participate in certain things." "What certain things?" "Certain things like anything that may make your Amy feel uncomfortable." "I'll tell you what, next time you go to doctor's office for a checkup, ask Amy if she wants to go with you." "Hello." "Leo." "It's George Juergens." "What are you doing for dinner?" "I don't know,George." "What are you doing?" "You feel like grabbing a steak?" "Have some drinks?" "You got plans for dinner?" "I'm just gonna wait for Amy to call." "Okay,well,you can do that on your own." "You're on,George." "What the heck are you doing?" "Um,I'm just,uh,looking for some loose change." "All right,well,get back out there." "You're doing great,kid." "Yeah,we might have a... tiny... tad little problem." "Amy,I'm so sorry." "I got tied up with a difficult delivery." "But mother and baby are just fine." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "They told me I could go home but I just want to get it over with." "Get it over with?" "This isn't an "over with" kind of visit." "This is easy." "This might be your favorite visit ever,in fact." "Just so you know,um," "Amy might not wanna know what she's having." "If it's a boy or a girl." "Oh." "Okay,well,come on back and we'll talk about it." "Okay." "Why would you get a job?" "Just trying to do my part." "Your part in what?" "I don't know,supporting the baby?" "Oh,Ashley." "You don't have to support the baby." "Your mother's just trying to teach Amy a lesson about being responsible." "Now,she's gonna be so responsible she'll probably have the baby adopted." "I know,I just don't really want that to happen." "So I was just trying to earn some extra cash,you know?" "Yeah,I know." "But you're underage." "You could have this business shut down." "I" " I didn't realize that." "You know,I've only been here a couple hours and I've already made a hundred in tips." "Really?" "Well,you can't earn money because you don't have a work permit." "So you're gonna have to pass those tips along to Veronica." "Really?" "Well,I don't know what to do here." "I don't want anyone to get in trouble." "Here,just take it." "Oh,well,I" " I can't just..." "Wow." "Thank you." "You know,I should give you something in return." "How about a free dinner?" "Then I'd have to tell my boss and then I could lose my job..." "I can't afford to lose my job right now,so..." "Hey,George." "Ashley." "Hey." "Good to see you." "I didn't expect to see my daughter here." "She used her fake ID to get a job." "Well,at least it went to good use." "How about a steak?" "Oh,I called her mother to come and get her." "She should be here in a bit." "Well,in the meantime, can I get you two gentlemen a drink?" "Joking." "What's going on?" "I want to talk to you,Ricky." "Okay,I know I hurt Grace's feelings and I'm sorry." "I can't help it." "You can't help a lot of things,Ricky." "Sit down." "You can't help it if your father is a sick man." "You can't help it if he did horrible things to you." "You can't." "It's not your fault." "You didn't ask for it." "You would never ask for it." "You never wanted it to happen,Ricky." "But I imagine sometimes you doubt that." "So you keep going to therapy." "You work at it every day." "And then you realize that sometimes you're just like every other guy." "You wanna have sex because you're attracted to some woman and you love her." "Then you realize that sometimes you want to have sex because your father violated you and you want to act out." "You want to abuse somebody else, anybody else, any other woman,any other girl that you can convince to have sex with you." "But you don't do that,Ricky." "Because you know that if you did do that, you would just be doing to somebody else what your father did to you." "Till you learn to love yourself, because you're a good person." "Ricky,deep down inside, you are a good person." "What happened to you was not your fault, but what you choose to do to other people, that's your responsibility." "Son,you have it within yourself to change yourself and to stop the cycle." "You can stop the cycle." "I believe that." "I believe in you." "Now,that's not to say that" "I'm not a little nervous with you hanging around my daughter, but I believe that you can stop the cycle of violence in your family if you make the decision to do that." "What makes you think you know anything about this?" "What makes you think you know anything about my life?" "Is this something you learned in med school?" "Something you read in a book?" "No offense,but I don't think you know anything about it." "No offense,but I know everything about it,Ricky." "I know everything about this." "You see,my brother was a big baseball fan and our next-door neighbor somehow always had extra tickets." "Well,our next-door neighbor was sexually abusing my brother and one day he killed himself." "How'd you find out about the neighbor?" "On the suicide note." "That was the first time any of us knew anything about it." "You see,my brother was afraid that if we knew about it, we wouldn't love him anymore." "So that is why I am glad that you have chosen to talk to somebody." "And if you ever need to talk to anybody about this,you can talk to me." "You can talk to Grace." "No judgment ever." "I promise." "Even though you know about me, you'd still let me go out with Grace?" "Yeah." "I would." "You just don't do anything stupid." "So you don't know anyone who could even scare the guy a little bit?" "Nope." "I just want someone to sneak up behind him in a dark alley and beat the stuffing out of him." " I don't know anyone." " No one?" "Nope." "And even if I did, that's not the answer." "Well,come on,we have to do something." "Unfortunately,George,we have to wait for the authorities to do something, you know,otherwise we're just criminals, just like he is." "We're not criminals who abuse our children." "No,we're not." "We're not criminals,period." "We've got our children to think about,Ben and Amy." "I mean,the kid wants to be in the room with her when she gives birth." "Oh,no,I" " I" " I don't think so." "No,I don't either." "He's sitting around the house pouting about it." "I just hope he comes to his senses and realizes there's only so much he can do." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "Well,I'll be darned." "Oh,hey,hold it down a little bit, I'm getting a glare." "Yeah,that's good." "I'm Amy." "I'm your mother." "Your birth mother." "And,uh,this is your grandmother, the mother of your birth mother,my mother." "She was with me when we got to see you on the sonogram." "And,uh,we love you." "I love you and" "And my mother loves you." "My boyfriend and someday-husband,Ben, he loves you." "He's making this for you right now." "My dad loves you and my sister loves you and my whole family loves you." "And all my friends love you." "And that's why we wanna make sure that you have the best home possible, with the best family possible." "And,uh..." "I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to make sure that happens for you." "To make sure that you get all that life has to offer." "Because that's what my parents did for me." "And because... well... you're my son." "*it's a boy*" "I've been calling you." "I know." "I had a visitor." "Did you check your messages?" "No." "You didn't check your messages?" "No." "They got him." "Your father." "He's been arrested." "For?" "A possession of drugs." "Jack saw him buying drugs." "He called me,I called my dad." "They got him."

"Each character in this tale is going to be represented by a different instrument of the orchestra." "For instance, the bird will be played by the flute, like this." "Here's the duck, played by the oboe." "The cat, by the clarinet." "The bassoon will represent grandfather." "The blast of the hunter's shotguns, played by the kettledrums." "The wolf, by the French horns." "And Peter, by the strings." "Are you sitting comfortably?" "Good." "Then I'll begin." "Okay." "It's a safe deposit box." "Number 1606." "My guess, they stashed the stamp there." "What about the key?" "Wouldn't I need the..." "Lost when you redecorated the study, tell him." "Oh." "Don't forget." "Got that meeting with the high roller later." "Burt Lurdsman, plumbing supplies." "I really feel like this is it." "Our ship coming in." "Remember." "Richest guy in the room is always the boss." "Welcome to Capley bank and trust." "You picking up or dropping off?" "What?" "Oh, I'm just playing." "You wanna make a withdrawal or a deposit?" "Oh!" " I..." "I, uh..." " Oh." "It's okay, Milly." "I got this." "Sorry about that, es." "Milly just moved down from Bemidji." "You've got to learn the faces, huh." "Sorry." "No, that's..." "Everybody has a first day." "Would you get the man a cream soda, for shit's sakes?" "Jeez!" "Thanks again for those gopher seats." "Ham was tickled pink." "My sister's boy." "You remember?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, of course." "I, uh..." "You know, I don't got a lot of time here." "Oh, should be back in a snap, Milly." "Uh..." "More in the "nice to look at" category than, say, brainiac." "I was hoping to get into my box." "You've been working out, yes?" "You seem bulked up." "Been hitting the weight room?" "I, uh..." "Hitting the buffet, more like." "What with the wedding and all." "Oh, I hear you." "All that cake tasting." "I am so sorry, Mr. Stussy." "No, that's..." "You're fine." "Let the man breathe, girl." "Uh..." "I lost the key, is the thing, to my box." "Redecorating, thrown out with the old credenza, you know." "Is that gonna be..." "'Cause what's in there, I really need, you know, today." "Well..." "Hate to be a stickler, es, but, uh, without the key, well, we, uh..." "No, I, uh..." "I..." "We have to drill the lock and, uh..." "I get it." "Makes sense." "What we should do is order a new key." "Won't take more than a week, and that way, you know, order's maintained." "You understand." "You know what?" "Forget it." "Just go ahead and pack up all my accounts." "I'll take a check if you don't have that much cash on hand." "Now, Emmit, there's no need to..." "No, it's fine." "I understand." "You don't want to help me." "A lost key like it's some kind of national tragedy, but you got your order." "Rules and the like, so I'll find a bank maybe puts the customer first." "Call Mike." "Hold on a sec, es." "We're..." "You know what?" "We'll just drill that sucker." "No problemo." "It'll take two seconds and then you can..." "Whatever you need." "Just fetch whatever's in there." "Not that I know or need to know what's..." "So I don't have to carry my accounts over to chase?" "Chase?" "That's, uh..." "You're such a kidder." "You really had me going there for..." "Let me just get my keys." "While you're at it, I'll take 10 grand in hundreds and a buck in quarters for the meter." "That's, uh... well, of course." "You'll just have to fill out a..." "Or, you know what?" "I'll get the paperwork handled myself." "Although, es, may I suggest, um, well, it's just that whenever you take out anything more than $10,000, it automatically triggers a... if I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I'd ask my own." "Got it?" "Well, don't keep me in suspense." "The stamp wasn't there, but I got this." "Christmas." "How much did he have, his account?" "I don't know." "Uh, maybe $1 million." "Your brother has $1 million, and you took, what is that, 10 grand?" "Now, see, that's the criminal mentality, your old life." "And what do you..." "Hardwired patterns." "But we're not crooks." "This is the principal, what's right, fair market value for the..." "What he took, the stamp." "Who's Luverne?" "He did what?" "Oh, believe me, I'm pretty ticked myself." "I loved that dog." "Plus the money, of course." "Christ on a stick, you think you know a guy." "I mean, used feminine hygiene products in a man's desk drawer is one thing, but now," "the ridicule of beloved remains." ""Cremains" is the, I think, preferred nomenclature." "This is the last thing we need." "What with this Varga mess and poor Irv not even being cold yet." "See and that's, uh..." "I was gonna talk to you about that." "Suicide is what the authorities..." "The conversation I had." "Old folks get depressed around the holidays and all that, but I don't know." "Character like this Varga," "I'm just saying, you can't put anything past him." "Christ." "What are we in the middle of?" "We ought to consider meeting this widow Goldfarb." "Sell the company?" " That's a little..." " No, no, not sell." "Just, I'm saying, take the meeting." "Buck says she's cash-rich and looking to buy in." "And it feels like we're getting pulled into something sticky here, so..." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's good thinking." "What the shit are they up to?" "When Putin was a boy, he already knew he wanted to be FSB." "He lived in the well, kept a photo of Bergin by his bed." "Bergin, who squats in 1920 dirt, gives birth of GRU, later KGB." "Godfather." "And this boy, Putin, he learns sambo, rules the yard school by his fist." "You see, in Russia, there are two words for truth." "Pravda is man's truth." "Istina is god's truth." "But there is also nepravda, untruth." "And this is the weapon the leader uses." "Because he knows what they don't." "The truth is whatever he says it is." "I don't get what's so complicated here." "You take a born loser, add a drug addiction, remove a job, fill his pockets with holes, mix in cold Turkey, you think this guy isn't gonna drive around randomly looking for someone to rob?" "Yeah." "But then why tear a page out of the phone book?" "Choose a house?" "Doesn't that imply that..." "There you go." "Using three-syllable words again for a one-syllable problem." "First, that's a two-syllable word..." "Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah." "Men, okay?" "My men laying in the dirt with their guts in their boots." "How does that..." "With all respect..." "You know what an IED is?" "It's like car parts and dynamite." "You either run one over, or you don't." "That's it, see?" "It's random." "Or bombs in our American streets." "Who gets killed?" "Will you decide to walk your dog that morning or mow the lawn?" "Your problem is you're overcomplicating this." "Books under the floorboards, an unapproved trip to goddamn Hollywood." "Told you." "I'm paying for that myself." "Not the point." "Not the..." "Look, I get it's personal, this one." "But we're talking simple wrong place, wrong time." "A hopper with an itch on a spree who met the business end of a Maytag." "Cosmic justice, good riddance." "So what do you say we stamp this file "case closed,"" "move on to the calm and orderly transition of power." "Sheriff, I hear you." "I do." "I'm not trying to stir things up." "No, I think you are." "I think you got resentments over being made to cow, kiss the ring." "I had boys like you in the service." "I'd tell them to go right, they go left." "All of them, to a man, went home in a bag." "Well, I'm home already, so I'm gonna spend a few more days on this one, see how it goes." "Hi." "I need the parole officer for Maurice Lefay." "Mmm-hmm." "That'd be ray." "He's in with a felon at present." " Point me to the ladies." " Mmm-hmm." "Oh, lord." "My lord." "Come on already." "You wouldn't..." "Friend." "You wouldn't have a putter-inner by chance?" "How's that?" "Or a pad?" "This is not the way things were supposed to go, but the lord must have..." "Not to get..." "Anyway, if you could find your way clear to abetting a sister in need, one who is supposed to be with child, but apparently is not..." "Uh, sorry, I don't have..." "Regulations, you know." "We're not meant to carry a purse, and I'm..." "It's not my time of the..." "I could ask the clerk." "She might have..." "Oh, no, don't burden yourself." "Well, what are the odds?" "Second female in uniform." "You said regulation, and I assumed..." "Winnie Lopez, Saint cloud Metro." "Uh, Gloria burgle, Eden valley police." "Oh, and chief to boot." "Uh, for the moment, anyway." "Sorry, I got about 100 pounds of TP crammed in there." "Been cranky as a female dog since breakfast, and now I know why." "We've been trying, me and Jerry, for months now." "Yeah." "Like those old road runner cartoons with the wolf and the sheep dog, how you punch a clock to go to work?" "It's mostly missionary, if I'm being honest." "We used to spice it up, but now it's about the shortest distance between two points." "I've..." "He'd pop faster from the back, if I'm being honest, but I think it's important to look each other in the eyes when it comes to making babies." "You got kids?" "Uh, one." "Nathan." "He's 12." "Oh, that's what Jerry wants." "A shortstop or a switch-hitting third baseman." "Me?" "I've got my fingers crossed for a girl." "Well, I better hit it." "Here on a 10-30, leaving the scene of the accident, except the Vic don't wanna press charges, turns out so." "You?" "Um, murder." "Jeez!" "Yeah." "Well, happy trails." "I know, baby." "It's all I can think about, too." "I..." "Look, I'm no psychic, but how does he not fund us?" "And if not, well, we got capital now." "Oh, I've got to go." "Yeah." "Yeah, you, too." "I love you." "Hi." "I already told the other girl everything." "The other..." "Oh, no, sir, I'm not here about the accident." "Gloria burgle, Eden valley police." "I'm, uh, looking into the, uh..." "The, uh, murder of..." "Now that is..." "Truly, what are the odds?" "You said "murder"?" "Yes, sir, of Ennis Stussy in Eden valley." "And here you are, how many miles away, a Stussy as well." "Well, I mean, it's..." "Go figure." "It's a pretty common name." "I got cousins all over the darn place, not that I'm saying that this fellow was a cousin, although who knows?" "Could've been." "Well, reason I'm here, one of your cons, Maurice." "He's most likely the culprit." "We got evidence shows he broke into the victim's house, tore the place apart looking for something." "Hmm?" "Maurice Lefay?" "That's the one." "Air conditioner caved his cranium, I heard." "Heard that as well." "Saw it, in fact." "Not a pretty picture." "All the same, just 'cause the perp passes on doesn't mean the investigation halts." "There's a question of why." " "Why."" " Yes, sir." "Fellow drove 30 miles without knowing his destined address, finds Ennis out of the phone book, and then searches his house like he knows there's something there, like he's looking for something in particular." "It's unusual." "Well, I mean," " He liked his reefer." " Is that right?" "Smoked a heck of a lot." "In fact, he blew his piss test." "Was gonna grab him up when I heard the news." ""Death by major appliance."" "So I'm not sure how much more I can..." "But if I think of anything..." "All I can ask, sir, if something pops to mind." "We're moving offices, so I wrote the new number on the back." ""Chief."" "Ignore that." "We're doing some restructuring." "They always find a way to screw you, don't they?" "They try." "Jeez!" "Hey, ray." "Yeah." "I'm just running out for a home inspection." "Yeah?" "Let's table that for now." "Yeah?" "Have a seat, ray." "I, uh..." "You know the deputy director." "Yes, sir." "How are you today, sir?" "Shit sandwich." "It's a problem, ray." "I, uh..." "Can't have this, ray." "Intermingling with the clientele?" "You swore an oath." "Well, to be fair, sir..." "Not a literal oath, I'll give you that, but implied." "For Pete's sake, it's right there in the handbook." "Don't bang the cattle." "First off, there's probably broken glass down there." "Second..." "Second, it's against the damn law." "Which..." "I've got to give it to you." "The Swango skank, you could fry bacon on, but..." " Now, that's..." " I'm saying she's hot." " No, I..." " That's not the point." "That's right." "That's not the..." "Son, read my lips." "You're in a shit storm, and we're the ones holding out the umbrella." "You gonna take it?" "Well, that's..." "What is that..." "I'm saying that if you tell us that it was a one-time thing, that you lost your mind for a moment, then we can go to suspension." "Hmm?" "Huh?" "Slap you on the wrist, or maybe on the dingus would be better." "I love her." "Son." "That's wrong." "That's not the way to go here, ray." "And you know what?" "She loves me." "Look at her." "A girl like that, and she loves me." "We're getting married." "We got plans, big plans." "Not if we revoke her." "Now, hold on just a..." "Consequences, Mr. Stussy." "That's the way the cookie crumbles." "Maybe a few months at Stillwater will straighten her out." "These rules aren't just for you, ray." "What if she's manipulating you, using her poontang to hoodwink and bamboozle?" "See, that's what they do, son." " I thought you knew that." " Look." "Punish me." "That's fine, but don't..." "If there's any fealty whatsoever..." "She's not a recidivist." "We're not talking a common criminal here." "Whatever problems there were for her are in the past." "We..." "We've got plans, like I said." "Won bronze in the wildcat regionals." "And there's a sponsor, Lurdsman." "He's a..." "Kitchen supplies or..." "He's gonna sponsor our run." "Bridge, we play." "For the love of god, you can't send her back." "You've got 10 minutes to clean out your desk." "Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "And you're gonna sign a paper saying that you're not gonna sue us for wrongful termination or whatever half-cocked scheme comes into your head once the shock wears off." "You got my word." "We had your word, for all the good it did us." "Good evening." "Stussy lots." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Be sure to tell him in the morning." "You have a good night yourself." "Sy." "Law enforcement's here." "That's, uh..." "Nobody asked for that." "Sir, I'm officer Lopez, Saint cloud Metro." "Is there a place we could talk in private?" "That's..." "I didn't call the police." "No, sir." "It's..." "I'm investigating an automotive flapper in the driver of a Humvee registered to this Stussy lots." "Did vehicular damage to..." "Fine." "Fine." "Let's..." "Not here." "I just want to say upfront, this is a total waste of time." "Uh, yes, sir." "And I've already talked to the one complainant, and he's not interested in pressing charges." "See?" "To wit, one Raymond Stussy works for the parole board, and I have to ask, any relation to the Stussy on the marquee?" "That's fine." "I can check that." "It's just that, um..." "I ran the registration on the offending vehicle and saw that the Humvee in question was registered to your parking lot concern." "But it's unspecified in the paperwork as to who here is actually driving it." "Well, that's..." "I'd have to look." "That'd be great." "You mean now?" "If it's not too much trouble." "I mean, it's after hours." "People are out." "Just leave me your number." "The girl in hr can run it through in the morning." "What's her name?" "I'm sorry." "I'm confused." "You said..." "What I heard was the offended party wasn't interested in charges." "Right." "Yeah, that's complainant one." "Complainant two, the waitress I mentioned, she got hit on the way out of the lot." "She is hopping mad." "Just paid her wagon off, apparently." "That sounds like an insurance matter." "Yes, sir, except the driver in question left the scene of the accident at speed, and that's police." "Well, like I said, am I talking to myself here, or..." "Soon as the girl's in tomorrow," "I'll have her call up that info, and we'll get it over to you." "Okay, sir." "Well, I sure do appreciate your time." "Not sure what's keeping ray." "He's super reliable normally." "You'll see." "A rock, really." "It's kind of his bellwether." "I'll..." "Let me call him again." "I feel that maybe we started poorly." "Jesus, it's dinnertime." "Schweinekoteletts." "Pork chops." "With applesauce, but..." "Marvelous." "We'll talk as we eat." "Now, that's not..." "Just a... goddamn!" "A step too far is what this is." "Coming to my home." "Why do I feel that you're not happy we met when all I want to do is make you rich?" "Look around." "I'm already rich." "No, you're not." "I wish you'd let us sit at the real table." "In the dining room." "I'll let you into a secret, madam." "I was a housemaid's boy, and I ate three meals a day in a kitchen below ground, so you're making me feel right at home." "Mmm." "And how are you this evening, young lady?" "That's mama, the matriarch." "But she doesn't talk, not since the stroke." "That's a shame." "I bet she had a lovely speaking voice." "I wish you'd told me about company." "Ah!" "That's my fault." "I do have a tendency to drop in unannounced, but, you see, the thing is," "Emmit and I have such amazing opportunities ahead of us that..." "Well, you know what they say about time being money." " Really?" " Mmm." "I don't want to talk business in front of them." "Emmit, don't be rude." "I don't mean to gossip, but, um, are you English by any chance?" "What gave it away?" "No, I like to think of myself as a citizen of the world." "London, Manila, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Rome." "You've been to all those places?" "Hmm." "And more." "In fact, that's what I want to talk to your husband about." "About broadening our partnership, or a broad in it, if you'll pardon the pun." "Partnership?" "He's exaggerating." "We have some dealings more in the realm of finance." "Yeah." "Maybe he's right." "We shouldn't be broadcasting our intentions." "It's just that your husband, madam, is a consummate businessman." "He's a true professional." "I learn something from him every day anew." "In fact," "I brought those contracts you asked me to draw up, if you'd like to review them." "And now might I be so forward, madam, as to ask for the location of your WC." "Our what?" "He means the crapper." "Emmit." "It's just down the hall on your right-hand side." "Right." "What?" "I'm not making you a partner in my company." "You just blew in on the wind Thursday." "I'm calling Sy." "Ah." "And here's me thinking you were the boss." "In the favelas of Brazil, there are six-year-olds with Glocks." "They roam in packs, stealing whatever they can find." "Mexican lowlifes stream into this country like wolves, eyeing our women and children." "In the Congo, a family of six live on 10 cents a day." "You turn on the TV, what do you see?" "Boat people." "Mass migration." "You're living in the age of the refugee, my friend." "Look, if you won't take back your money, well, I can't make you!" "You see it, don't you?" "Millions of people bought houses they couldn't afford, and now they're living on the streets." "85% of the world's wealth is controlled by 1% of the population." "What do you think is gonna happen when those people wake up and realize you've got all their money?" "Hey!" "I just charge for parking!" "Oh, you think they're gonna ask questions when they come with their pitchforks and their torches?" "You live in a mansion." "You drive a $90,000 car." "It's a lease through the company." "Look at me." "Look at me." "This is a $200 suit." "I wear a second-hand tie." "I fly coach." "Not because I can't afford first, because I'm smart." "So look at you, and look at me, and tell me who's the richer." "I feel like this is a trick question." "There's an accounting coming, Mr. Stussy, and you know I'm right." "Mongol hordes descending." "Now what are you doing to insulate yourself and your family?" "You think you're rich." "You've no idea what "rich" means." ""Rich" is a fleet of private planes filled with decoys to mask your scent." "It's a banker in Wyoming and another in Gstaad." "So that's action item one, the accumulation of wealth, and I mean wealth, not money." "What's action item number two?" "To use that wealth to become invisible." "Why does it smell like an unflushed toilet in here?" "Oh, we had a..." "There was an incident." "Is this where you hung it?" "What?" "The stamp." "The famed two-penny red U.S. misprint." "If I'm not mistaken, the "2" was the wrong way around." "How do you..." "It's all very old testament, really, this feud between you and Raymond." "Do you know there are 25 chapters in the book of Genesis that refer to the feuds of brothers?" "Cain and Abel, most famously, but Joseph was betrayed by his brothers and sold into slavery." "Not to forget the sons of Isaac." ""And my brother Esau was a hairy man,"" ""but I am a smooth man."" "Then not another peep." "Corinthians, Leviticus." "You'd think all the brothers of history had worked things out, but, of course, we both know that's not true." "Now, just wait a minute, pal." "I don't know what you're or how you..." "But private matters between me and my..." "I hear things." "I hear them because I listen." "I see them because I watch." "Emails." "Phone calls." " He came." " Who?" "Well, now, the fella from the..." "Ermentraub?" "No." "Different fella." "Don't wanna say too much on the phone." "Just..." "You better come down here." "You can never be too careful." "That's my motto." "You see, I've got great plans for us, Emmit." "Can't you just take the money back?" "No." "No, my friend, I'm sorry." "You're in the pan, and you know where you go when you leave the pan." " The..." " The frying pan." "You know where you go when you leave." " Into the fire." " Yeah." "They're coming." "Pitchfork peasants with murder in their eyes, and me, your guardian angel," "which is why I went to the Minnesota national trust this morning, and they have agreed to increase your line of credit by $25 million." "How?" "By acting as your agent, your partner." "So, Here's some of the papers you need to sign." "I've studied your books, and, uh, you're not just in the parking lot business anymore." "What business am I in?" "The billionaire business." "But first you need to tell me, uh, is your brother going to be a problem?" "Ray?" "No, he..." "It's just a dumb rivalry." "And the girl?" "I don't..." "I mean, he's, honestly," "A loser." "So what else could she be?" "Just then grandfather came out." "He was angry because Peter had gone into the Meadow." "It's a dangerous place." "If a wolf should come out of the forest, then what would you do?" "But Peter paid no attention to his grandfather's words." "Boys like Peter aren't afraid of wolves." " Mom." " Huh?" "I said it's time for bed." "Well, go on and get your teeth brushed." "I'm right in the next room." "Mom, I'm not a baby." "You're my baby." "Hold that thought." "Hi-ho." "Little off the beaten path, aren't you?" "I went by the station, they said..." "Fudge, you were turning in." "That's okay." "You want some tea?" "Yeah, sounds good." "So remember I was telling you about my hit-and-run?" "A Humvee in a restaurant parking lot," " two other vehicles involved." " Hmm." "So I run the plate number on the Hummer, and it's registered to a corporation in Saint cloud, a company car." "Seems like you're crossing all the T's." "Not sure how it's..." "Well, okay, then." "So, after I see you in the commode," "I go see this fellow that works there, and something strikes me odd." "The name." "See, it turns out that one of the victims has the same last name as the fellow that owns the company that leased the car." "So I looked it up, and, get this, they're brothers, which..." "Then I remembered that you were at the parole board about a murder, and so I looked it up." "I mean, Eden valley's had one death by foul play in 16 months." "And the victim's name is..." "Ennis Stussy." "With the same as..." "My suspect's parole officer." "And his brother, who owns the company that leased the Humvee, and who lives, get this, in Eden prairie."

"[Child's laughter]" "Hey, what's this?" "Don't." "You'll scare him." "What is it?" "It's spike, my new pet." "Spike?" "Cool." "Let's see him." "Not yet." "He's just a baby." "Strangers disturb him." "Ooh, don't let him see stig." "He'll be disturbed for life." "Ha ha." "Yeah, let's try." "Later, when he's relaxed." "Is it a rabbit?" "No." "A Guinea pig, right?" "Or a parrot." "No." "Spike's a little more exotic than that." "When I saw him at the pet store," "I fell in love with him." "And he gave me an idea for a story." "There are thousands of different animals on earth." "Most we know." "But a lot are still a mystery." "Yeah, like spike." "No." "I'm talking about animals that live in the deepest oceans, or in unexplored jungles." "We don't know much about them because they have no contact with humans." "And they live by a set of rules we know nothing about." "So imagine if one of these animals was brought into our world, would it adjust to us, or would it play by its own rules, the rules of a game we have no chance of winning?" "Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society," "I call this story..." "I love coming here." "They're so cute." "It's sad, though." "I want to take them all home." "Let's get one." "No, thanks." "I'll stick with my fish." "Hey." "Don't bug the animals." "What is that?" "Eeuw!" "I don't know." "Its Latin name is chameleo maloficus africanus." "Maleco what?" "It's a chameleon." "Ugly little thing." "It's not ugly." "That's what makes it special." "It changes colors and stuff, right?" "And stuff." "Wanna touch it?" "Don't!" "It's probably got rabies." "Reptiles don't get rabies." "It's so ugly, it's cute." "Ow!" "That little snit bit me!" "Bites you once, bites you twice, a little water, pay the price." "Are you OK?" "Yeah." "What a strange kid." "He knew it was gonna bite you." "Little creep." "You all set?" "I uh-- bought the dye." "How many times do we have to go through this?" "I'm not letting you put blue streaks in your hair." "Why not?" "You've dyed your hair." "It's not the same thing, and you know it." "Mom, would you please stop treating me like a little girl?" "I will, as soon as you stop acting like one." "Oh, hi, Sharon." "Hi, Mr. Robinson." "Thanks for having me over this weekend." "No sweat." "Janice can't live without you." "Don't pick." "We're eating soon." "There's a big sale at the flower depot tomorrow." "I'm going to pick up some delphiniums for out front." "Perfect." "Then we can pick up my dress on the way home." "You're not getting that dress." "Mom." "What dress?" "I found the perfect dress for the spring dance." "It is a tight little mini thing, and no daughter of mine is going to be seen in it." "I can do what I want." "Don't talk to me like that, young lady." "And no, you cannot do what you want." "Not yet, anyway." "Huhh!" "How did that happen?" "Dad, talk to her, please." "I'm sorry, babe, I've got to go along with your mom on this one." "I can't believe it." "Now, can we have a nice quiet, problem free weekend?" "No, we can't." "It's never gonna be problem free until you let me grow up." "Oh, come on." "I'm gonna take all my savings and buy the dress myself." "They're gonna be ticked." "They're not gonna know." "I'll sneak out wearing something they'll approve of and I'll change at school." "Is it really worth sneaking around like that?" "You don't know what it's like." "Your parents give you all kinds of freedom." "That's 'cause my parents are never home." "They're always working." "Well, at least they trust you." "Mine still think I need baby sitting." "Ow!" "What happened?" "I'm sorry." "It's my finger." "It's throbbing because of that bite." "That doesn't sound too good." "It's late, and you girls should be in bed." "Great." "Now we've got bed check." "It's OK." "I'm tired anyway." "Good night, Jen." "Good night." "Good night, Mrs. Robinson." "Good night, sweetie." "Ow!" "The chameleon?" "It's almost over." "But then again, it's really just beginning." "What?" "Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price!" "Aaahh!" "What's the matter?" "Who are you talking to?" "Look." "Look at what?" "It was the chameleon from the store." "It bit me again." "Chameleon?" "How did it get here?" "I don't know!" "Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price." "What are you talking about?" "That's what the kid said, and that's what the chameleon said." "The chameleon talked?" "It turned into me." "It looked just like me." "It was me." "Sharon, I think the chameleon wants to be me." "Jan, nothing's here." "I think you were just dreaming." "I wasn't." "It was real." "It bit me twice, and now it's coming after me with water." "Tell you what, how about if I sleep in here tonight." "I don't know what's going on, Sharon." "I'm sorry." "I..." "Shh." "It's OK." "In the morning this will all be a bad dream." "OK?" "Aaahhh!" "What?" "What?" "!" "It wasn't a dream." "I'm turning into a chameleon." "Look!" "Ugh, gross!" "But--it's just a rash." "You're not turning into a chameleon." "Then why did it come after me?" "Janice, get a grip!" "It was a dream." "I'm getting dressed." "Sharon?" "Do you really think it was a dream?" "No!" "I think you're being stalked by an evil chameleon that wants to take over your life." "Stay away from the water." "It's the last step." "Boooo." "I'll see you downstairs." "Don't be an idiot." "[Noise from shower]" "I'm going to enjoy your life." "Ooh, I'm learning very fast!" "No!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Come on, honey." "We're holding breakfast for you." "OK, Mom." "Sorry." "Couldn't wait." "Did you show your mom the rash?" "What rash?" "Oh, I thought I had something, but it's gone now." "Well, we'll keep an eye on it." "You know, Mom," "I think you were right." "About what?" "Well, dying my hair blue is dumb." "And I don't think I'm ready to wear a dress like that." "It's a little too old for me." "Great." "Why the change of heart?" "Well, I decided it wasn't worth fighting over something so dumb." "Are you feeling OK?" "Sure." "I'll call the dress shop right now and have them take it off hold." "See?" "I told you it was just a phase." "You know, you guys should get going." "You know how crazy it gets at the flower depot." "We'll clean up." "Hello." "Yes, no problem." "I'd like to place an order." "Yes, I'll hold." "We won't be long." "See you in a bit." "Wanna help me?" "Sure." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "Uh, I did what you said." "I got some sleep, and everything before that seems like it was a bad dream." "But that's all changed now." "What are you doing?" "Uh..." "I saw a mouse." "I hate mice." "Oh!" "Um" " Dad has a box of traps." "I think we should put them around the house." "Jan?" "You think we should do this?" "[Doorbell rings]" "I'll get it!" "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You bought the dress after all, didn't you?" "No, I didn't." "Oh, um-- don't forget to put a trap in the kitchen." "Well, then, what is it?" "Nothing!" "Hah." "Sharon?" "Sharon, you up there?" "Hi!" "Hi!" "That was quick." "Are you kidding?" "We practically bought out the whole store." "And we bought something for you, too." "What is it?" "Well, it's sort of an apology." "We were both wrong, and..." "I know it's not the dress you wanted, but I hope you like it anyway." "Oh, it's beautiful!" "Oh, thank you, Mom." "I like it better than the other one." "What were you doing?" "I uh..." "I-- went to get my hairbrush." "Why don't you go try on the dress?" "We're going to make some power drinks." "Come on, ladies." "Mrs. Robinson?" "Don't you think Janice has been acting a little..." "Ta da!" "Wow!" "You look fantastic!" "It's perfect." "What do you think, Sharon?" "Is it me?" "Uh--yeah." "Father:" "Hey, let's get planting." "I'm feeling really creative." "Mother:" "Oh, joy." "Let's go." "Are you feeling OK, Sharon?" "You look a little..." "Pale." "No." "I'm fine." "You've been acting strange all day." "Me?" "No, I'm fine." "Having a good weekend?" "Good juice, huh?" "Oh, there's something I want to show you upstairs." "What is it?" "It's a surprise." "Come on, let's go." "Ow!" "You're not Janice." "Who are you?" "It's me." "I'm Janice." "Don't you recognize me?" "You're the chameleon!" "There's nothing you can do." "There's thousands of us out here, and more of us are changing every day." "Father:" "Janice!" "Go ahead and tell them." "They'll think you're crazy." "Hey, Janice, come here for a second." "Janice!" "You change her back, now!" "Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price." "She won't bite me again." "Come on, Jan, we need your opinion." "I'll be right out, Dad." "Now, please." "Do we have a dispute here?" "You too, Sharon." "I'll be right out, Mr. Robinson." "I just have to change my shirt." "So, what do you think?" "Well, I think they're perfect." "Wait a second." "Hold on." "You haven't even heard my idea yet." "I really think the trim needs to be a little thicker." "It doesn't." "It'll fill in." "I'll be right back." "Stop!" "I won't let you hurt my family." "You're gonna get caught!" "You think so?" "I think people are so dumb, they won't find out until it's too late." "Don't fight it, Sharon." "Just put your hand in there and get it over with." "Ouch!" "Bite you once, bite you twice." "You should have counted." "Your family had a guest." "Quick, grab the hose!" "Now, add water!" "No!" "It's me, Sharon." "No, it's me!" "I'm your best friend!" "I'm the one who knows your parents, Bob and Carol." "That's right, and they're in Hawaii." "Janice?" "!" "I don't know which one is you!" "Don't spray me!" "I might turn back into the chameleon!" "Wait." "I can prove that I'm the real Janice." "Only the real Janice would do this." "No!" "It's a trick!" "It's really me, Sharon." "A little water, pay the price." "Aaahhhh!" "Kill it!" "It's really you, isn't it?" "Yes." "And can you please get me out of this creepy dress?" "Welcome back, Jan." "Oh, I'm sorry I had to do that, but I knew you'd find the bucket." "Oh, I see we left our little friend down there." "I hope she knows how to swim." "The end." "That was great." "Cool." "So, are we gonna see Spike?" "He's a chameleon, right?" "Come over and see." "Oh, how cute." "He's sleeping." "Aren't you afraid it's gonna bite?" "Naw, chameleons don't bite." "Gotta go!" "Just wait until they see you when you grow up." "Captioned by Grant Brown"

"[cell door slams] [theme song playing]" "[cell door slams]" "[cell door slams]" "[shower running]" "[Maritza] He had no idea how to take care of himself." "He used to condition, then shampoo." "He didn't even know how to change a diaper." "How could I leave my baby with that?" "Hey, maybe nobody taught him." "And maybe he's a dumbass." "But still, I feel really bad for missing her first birthday." "It's a big one, you know?" " Hurry up." " Can I rinse off?" "They used to hold an empty one for Red." " Move it!" "Do it in the fucking sink." " Ow!" "That hurts!" "Gracias." "What the f... [all exclaiming]" "Aw, man!" "Ew..." "All right, everybody out now!" "Let's go!" "[speaking in Spanish]" "All right, listen up!" "We got plumbing issues in Spanish Harlem." "Shit's flooded and we gotta get to work." " So?" " So they wanna cut." "Aw, man!" "No, fuck that." "You want breakfast?" "That's how it is." "The fuck?" "Excuse me!" "But my girls are not inclined to offer special privileges." "Not in our bathroom." "Your girls?" "When did that happen?" "Ladies?" "Get on line." "Yeah." "You violating' an unspoken social contract, bitch." "_" " What the fuck you call me?" " Stop it!" "Hey!" "Cut it out!" "Cut it out!" "Settle down!" " What is going on here?" " She fucking punched me." "I didn't punch." "Man, I pushed her, like this." "Oh!" "[inmates shouting indistinctly]" " Did you see that?" " [Taystee] Dramatic." " Oh, come on, sister!" " Don't "sister" me." " I'm writing you a shot." " What?" " Officer, please." "This..." " Come on!" " No!" "This ain't even their bathroom!" " What?" "You want a shot, too?" "Don't ever call a black guard "sister."" "You know that." "Go." "Get out." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "[Lourdes chanting in Lucumi]" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_ [speaking Spanish]" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Sorry." "You can't buy beer with food stamps." "Just take it." "Excuse me?" "It's a $100 EBT card." "Just give me $50." "Come on, everybody knows you do this shit." "[scoffs]" " Forget it." " Yeah." "Take a hike!" "We don't do that shit here." "You got the wrong store." "[cash register drawer closes]" "Fifty." "Minus the cost of the beer." "[Gloria laughs] [speaking Spanish]" " _ - _" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "All of the girls must want to have sex." "Yes, Chang, we know." "It's not a rape contest." " What contest?" " We're having a Bang-Off." "All the girls must be here on camp." "Really?" "You mean we can't pull from the local bars?" "Yeah, how about, "All girls must be human"?" "Or would that be a problem for you, Boo?" "That happened one time." "We were drunk." "So, do they have to come for it to count?" "Excellent question." "Have to?" "Son, with me, they always come." "Oh, only once?" "That's so sad." "Hey, Chang, can we get extra points for multiples?" "I'm the queen of excess." "No." "No double points but different girls worth different points." " What is that?" " Score sheet." "Trim, six." "Chapman, three." "I don't wanna play the game." "Don't put me in that." " Three out of what?" " Ten." "Ten's like a guard, right?" "And one's like that girl." "I am so more than a three." "I am not easy." "You're slutty, not easy." "There's a difference, semantically." "[Big Boo] Yeah, you're not easy." "You only fucked your worst enemy." "Alex was not my enemy at the time." "That I knew." "It was complicated." "She has that effect on me." "Me, too." "Love to get my dick in her mouth." "Maybe she'll come back in time for the game." "Don't count on it." "Hey." " What y'all playing?" " Nothing." "A game as old as time." "Oh, yeah?" "What's it called?" "Exclusion." "Cool." "How do you play it?" "Man, it's bullshit, man." "I already got two shots for being late to the warehouse." "And now I got another for trying to keep from being late?" "This is our bathroom." " Mmm-hmm." " Mmm-hmm." " When I was here last time..." " Oh, God!" "We've heard." "That was back in the good ol' days, when you could stab a bitch in her sleep and nobody said nothin'." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Do you like being another woman's doormat?" "Oh..." "Look, who said anything about being a doormat, man?" "Shit." "I'm my own doormat." "Yes, but a doormat to where?" "I am telling you, unless we do something now, this is gonna become the way it is." "Spanish running things." "And we can't look to the screws for help." ""Screws"?" "Man, you are old." "Mmm-hmm." "I'm just saying those girls need to learn some manners." "Mmm." "I know what you sayin'." "Do you, baby?" "Mmm-hmm." "Fork on the left." "Knife on the right." "Little fork on the outer left." "[Irma] It's cold out here." "You'll warm up once we get working." "Irma, you and Frieda start pulling weeds out of the floor." "Taslitz and Jimmy and I will start clearing out this junk." "Oh, I can't stay long." " Jack is taking me to the movies tonight." " Okay." "We need to get there early." "There'll be a huge line for Easter Parade." "Jimmy, maybe you help pull weeds?" "All right." "But I have to go soon." "Girls, give me a hand with this, huh?" "What?" "You said this greenhouse club would be relaxing." "Give us time away from the noise." "You didn't say nothing about hauling wood." "You wanna get warm or not?" "[straining]" " Morning, ladies." " Morning, Mr. Healy." "Is that Jack?" "Oh." "Quite a little challenge you've set for yourself, Red." "Yes, I'm getting that feeling." "Ladies, would you mind if I spoke to Red for a minute?" "Uh, not at all." "We'll go help pulling weeds." "So, they're putting up a production of Our Town at Litchfield High tonight." "Do you think maybe that'd be a good thing to take Katya to see?" "I don't know." "I'm not familiar with the actors at that particular high school." "I thought maybe a little culture would be nice." "Mostly, I just wanna get away from her mother for the evening." "Or we could just go to dinner." "They just opened an Italian place." "What do you think?" "Healy, we had an agreement back when I ran the kitchen." "You scratched my back, and I told you when it was time to trim your ear hairs." "But I don't need my back scratched anymore and I'd rather be left alone." "I'm just asking your opinion." "Skip the play." "Take her to dinner." " Italian?" " What, romantic Indian?" "Come on." "All right." "Thank you." "Hey, Healy, can we get a space heater in here?" "I'll look into it." "Probably not." "Shit licker." "Can we grow pot?" "So I heard from my cousin that the whole front of the building on the corner fell off and crashed onto the sidewalk?" "Yeah." "Boom." "Hey." " Check out the anti-suicide poster." " Oh..." "You think someone tried to do it in, like, right in here?" " Maybe right where you're sitting?" " Oh, Cal!" "What?" "It's just a question." "Oh, Piper!" "Oh, what a relief." "[sighs]" "What?" "Oh." "She was worried that you wouldn't be pretty anymore." " Hey!" "Mmm." " Hey." "I told you." "She won the fight." "That's right." "I kicked ass." "I spent three weeks in solitary confinement just thinking, "Winner!"" " Yeah!" " Oh, Piper." "Did Larry come to visit you?" "No." "And he won't be coming to visit me." "I told you." "We broke up." "Well, his earning potential was questionable." "I was hoping that you would have, like, a gnarly scar." "Add character and mystery." "There's still time." "You'll find another man." "I can help you." " There's no need for that." " No, I want to." "[sighs] Wasn't Neri supposed to come?" "Yes." "They wouldn't let her in." "There was some issue with her background check." "She's in the lobby." "I tell you what I find most disturbing is that it looks almost exactly like my old high school in here." "Same cinder block construction, low ceilings, oppressive fluorescent lighting." "I wonder if that's intentional." "Like part of the punishment?" "If so, kudos to the government, because it's genius." "And where's Daddy?" "He didn't wanna see me?" "Of course he did, darling." "Something came up." "Nothing came up." "You don't have to lie to me." "He doesn't wanna see me in here." " That's right." " No, Cal." "That is not right." "You can't let her think that." " Well, it's better than the other thing." " No." " What other thing?" " It's nothing." "Well, then if it's nothing, can you at least tell me what it is?" "Cal?" "We agreed that we shouldn't tell you." "But you can guess." " Oh, no." "Is it bad?" " Mmm." "Oh, stop it, Cal." "This is not appropriate." "What is not appropriate?" "I am an adult who is in prison!" "I can handle things." "You have to tell me what it is." "God damn it!" "Did Daddy lose his job?" " Did your house burn down?" " No." "Did my house burn down?" " No, darling, it isn't property." " No hints, please." " So it's a person?" " Yeah." "Is Daddy sick?" "Dead?" "Is Daddy dead?" "Darling, Daddy is fine." "Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that." "Keep going." "You're getting warmer." "Daddy's fine, but..." "Danny?" "Polly?" "Larry?" "Grandmother!" "Grandmother's dead!" "Grand..." "Dying!" "Grandmother's dying!" "Yes!" "Grandmother's dying!" "Grandmother's dying!" "[Gasps]" "Oh, no." "Oh, my God." "Mendoza, your people are not authorized to use the B-Dorm bathroom." "You have your own bathroom." "Is that what you call that place with the fountains of caca?" " I'm getting a plumber." " When?" "When I get authorization from Fig when she gets back from Albany." "Well, in the meantime, don't you think your kitchen workers should have a sanitary place to go?" "Especially since they're the ones taking the crust off your sandwiches?" "You didn't even ask." "You just stormed in." "Mr. Caputo, can my people use the B-Dorm bathroom?" "Please?" "Fine." "You can share it." "For now." "Thank you." "By the way, can I have a candle for my office?" "You wanna light a candle, go to church on Sunday, use one of the electric ones." "Don't get cocky with me, Mendoza." "You're important, but you're replaceable." "Don't forget that." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "[Arturo] Gloria." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Arturo!" "[Arturo speaking Spanish]" "[Lourdes] Benito!" "Julio!" "_" "Florecita!" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_ [speaking Spanish] [sobs]" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_ [speaking English] Who are you praying for, tía?" "Tu mamá." "[woman on TV] Excellent." "Now, you're gonna cook this very slowly for a couple hours, make sure the meat is very tender." "So..." "Gruber's out of play." "Who's Gruber?" "Oh!" "Like the freckly girl with the giant forehead?" "In the woodshed." "Behind the band saw." "Everybody else was making a shelf, and we were making L-O-V-E." "Oh, yeah." "Well, I'm not sure that's how you spell "gross."" "But congratulations, Boo." "You got yourself a one-pointer." "Boob in the hand is worth two in the bush." "Yeah, well, it's only the bush that counts." "[sighs]" "But, hey!" "Keep it up." "There's plenty of other nickel slots in Low Self Esteem City." "You want me, I'll be playing for big money at a private table." "Well, by that, you must mean playing with yourself, 'cause I don't see you playing with anybody else." "Oh, no?" "Hey, Officer Fischer?" "Hey, would you mind turning the volume up for me on the television?" "It's just that it's kind of low." "Sure, Nichols." "the vegetables, the garlic adds..." "Hey, thanks." "Hey, you look lovely today, by the way." "Well, thank you. [chuckles]" "[Nicky] Sure." "See, I'm not interested in running some sweaty fallopian relay race." "I look at this like an art form." "You're out of your depth." "Oh..." "My depth has no depth." "I am a sexual Steve Jobs." "And that bitch is worth 10 points." "But I made reservations at the Spaghetti Factory." "You should have asked me." "I made plans with Ulya." "Well, I'd really appreciate it if you could reschedule." "What?" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Can you please speak English?" "Why we speak English?" "Why not you speak Russian?" "Why?" "Because you live in America now!" "And I don't think it's so horrible for me to want to do something nice together!" "You can see Ulya any day of the week." "It's not like you have to go to a job or anything!" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to lose my temper." "_" "[speaking English] Maybe we could all go out some place together." "Or if you don't feel like eating, we can go see a play." "I want to spend time with my friend." "Right." "Which is why I said Ulya's welcome to come." "_" "_ [speaking English] You don't have any friends, Sam." "Yo, the water pressure is so much better in the ghetto." "I know, right?" "It's fucked up." "It's like they're getting special privileges and we're the black people." "Hey, wait." "Where the fuck are my shoes?" "Where are my fucking shoes?" "This was in my bed." "Hey, ladies, you better get to moving." "If you don't hurry, you gonna be late for work." "Gank!" "[both laugh]" "Oh, fuck." "It's on." "Somebody start untangling this shit." "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing." "My grandmother is sick." "Oh..." "I thought maybe I caught you with a porn." "A sick babushka is nothing to be ashamed of." "I don't wanna bore anyone with my problems." "All problems are boring until they're your own." "Count time." "[woman on PA] You must stand at count." "Repeat, you must stand at count under code 320." "What happened?" "[sighs]" "She scraped her foot turning laps in the pool." "When it wasn't healing, she went in to see the doctor and it turns out her kidney levels were off the charts." "So they put her on dialysis, and then she got an infection." "That's how it happens." "It all goes at once." "Like internal organ dominoes." "I'm sorry." "That's probably not what you want to hear." "It's all right." "I'm not looking for sympathy." "I'm trying to follow your lead, actually." "Be strong." "Suffer in silence." "I like the silent part." "She might pull through." "Anyhow, what is it that they say?" "Hang on tightly, let go lightly." "What?" "It's something that Clive Owen says in the movie Croupier." "Is it supposed to be comforting?" "It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it." "Fuck Clive Owen." "Don't ever let go." "Not until they make you." "All the water from this bathroom goes out this pipe under the floor here." "Until it's cleared, you're gonna have all of the water and effluvia." "It's gonna be comin' out of the pipe every time you have the showers going." "Well, why?" "What's the actual problem?" "Depends." "The snake's not long enough to reach it, so..." "It's probably roots." "Mr. Caputo, may I speak to you for a moment?" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I didn't sign off on an outside contractor." "I made an executive decision when you decided not to come to work yesterday or this morning." "I had a press conference." "My husband is running for state Senate." "Well, this is Jeremy." "He's running for Plumber of the Prison, where we work." "There's a CO trained in plumbing." "His name is Kanarick." "He's been here already." "And?" "To be honest, this isn't gonna get unclogged." "You're gonna have to remove the whole exit pipe." "How much is that gonna cost?" "Okay, it's embedded in the concrete, so I gotta get a jackhammer, I gotta get my pipe fitting crews in here." "How much?" "80 grand, minimum." "Jesus Christ on a crutch." "And there's no other alternative?" "You can always have the girls take shorter showers." "Well, that seems like a reasonable solution." "Solution?" "That's not a solution." "It's a bullshit stopgap." " This needs to be addressed." " And it will be." "But we are dealing with a very serious deficit at the moment!" "As you know." "Besides, there is an approved list of vendors that we work with." "It's a security issue." "You understand." "Shit, why fix the plumbing at all?" "Let's just cut their food rations so they don't shit as much." "I will crunch the numbers and get back to you on that." "Hey, who's gonna pay me for coming out here?" " Chapman." " Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Sure." "Close the door." "Glad to see you're looking well." "Are you?" " Excuse me?" " Nothing." "Thank you." "What can I do for you?" "My grandmother is very ill." "I'm sorry to hear that." "I know that you probably don't grant furlough for things like this." "And even if you did, I don't expect you would ever give it to me." "But I could not live with myself if I did not at least ask." "Could you please give me furlough to see my grandmother?" "Furlough?" "Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster." "Much discussed and rarely seen." "But don't you have the power to at least apply?" "I'm sorry." "There's nothing I can do to help you." "Is there something else?" "No." "No." "That's it." " You just stood there." " What?" "You stood there... while she attacked me!" "And then you gave her new teeth." "I was nowhere near the incident, as Doggett will corroborate, I assure you." "I know that I overstepped my bounds, but I could've been killed!" "Were I there to intervene, I most certainly would have." "I'm sorry about your grandmother." "Thanks for stopping by." "[woman] What do you mean?" "He's quitting?" "Because of the Black Scarecrow?" "The Black Scarecrow isn't even in his weight class, and even if he was, he has a weakness." "[crying] He has a weakness..." "What is it this time, you think?" "I don't know." "I try not to listen." "Ah, come on, there's no shame in being curious." "I wouldn't want people thinking" "I'm sticking my nose where it doesn't belong." "Yeah, but she could be in trouble." "Hey, the Black Scarecrow could be trying to extort her for money or something." "No, the Black Scarecrow's a wrestler." "He was supposed to wrestle her son, but he's chickening out." "I thought you didn't listen." "I couldn't help it." "She was talking about wrestling while crying!" "It doesn't take much." "I once saw her crying reading a Garfield comic." "I wish I could give her her privacy, but it's my job to stand here." "It's fine." "I mean, not everybody wants their privacy." "[sighing] I know I don't." "Yeah?" "Yeah, well, you know, I like privacy, but not alone privacy." "I'm not sure what that means." "It means I work in electrical, so I know all the spots where the cameras don't work." "You know, if you're ever feeling curious about other things." "Do you have a phone call to make?" "Because if not, I suggest you move on." " Hey, now, Fischer..." " Now, inmate!" "Heh?" "All right." "Jeez." "But if he brings his own chair, he can really hurt him." "He can win!" "And return glory to our family." "Ugh." " Oh, man!" " What is it?" "Salt." "They gave us special trays." "Chili shitting' bitches!" "Man!" "They fuckin' with us this way 'cause they know our people's predisposition for hypertension." "Man, they tryin' to kill us." "Well, what do y'all expect?" "Don't fuck with the cooks." " [all laughing]" " What?" "Hey!" "Why I got it like that?" "I didn't even do nothing." "They're grouping us all together!" "It's called racism, slow bird." "What, was you just born or something?" "Shut up!" "The secret is pretend the salt is sugar." "So, Bennett, I got a question." "Would you rather live in a house with a cracked foundation or one across from a parking lot where the lights never go off?" "Neither." "But what if nothing else is in your price range?" "Hey!" "I want a new tray." "Sorry." "You get what you get." "Bullshit!" "You can't mess with my food!" "I wasn't part of that shit!" "Janae, calm down." "Inmate." "Hey!" "You cannot do that!" "Fuck!" "[Janae] Get off me!" "[Bennett] Shut up!" " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Get him off me!" " You wanna go down the hill?" " No." "Then you cut that shit out." "You just lost commissary for a month, inmate." "You got a plan or are you only trying to start shit?" "I'm handling it." "You better." "That's my granddaughter in there." "_" " _ - _" " _ - _" "_" "_ [continues speaking Spanish]" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_ [door closes]" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" " Gloria Mendoza?" " Yeah." " This is your business?" " Yeah." "Miss Mendoza, I have a warrant for your arrest." "You're under arrest for fraud." " What?" " Put your hands behind your back." "_ [speaking English] Get her out of here." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_ [sobbing]" "[playing rock music]" "Give me a shot and a beer." "It's $10." " [Albert] All right." "Thank you." "Thank you." " [audience cheers]" "We've got Gabe Ronley on drums." "Got Joe Caputo on bass." "John Glickman on guitar." "I'm Albert Roth and we are Side Boob." "This next song is called The Sorcerers." "Otherwise known as John Glickman is a Pedophile." "[singing]" "We go to prison 20% longer for the same crimes as white people." "They can stop and frisk us whenever they want, and now, when some bitch fucks with our food," "I'm the one who gets thrown on the ground?" "This shit ain't right." "And don't forget they took your commissary." "Be angry." "Y'all need to be angry." "Man, I would say we go on hunger strike, but that shit's already happening." "[woman] Yo, tortilla chick!" "Oh!" "Look like somebody took a wrong turn on the way to the barrio." "You and me in the bathroom, now." " I'll come with you." " I got this." "No, she shouldn't go alone." "No, she'll be fine." "Heel." "Yeah, I put money on our girl over that beanbag bitch any day." "I don't know, man." "Mendoza be on that coconut magic." "She's like a bruja and shit." "I'll show her some coconut magic." "Put a coconut in my sock." "Wham!" "Sock a nut, bitch!" "I'm just playing." "You must got some real big feet." "The fucking best song in this fucking band..." "You wanna know what it is?" "Is the one with the guys working in the fucking mine." "[laughs]" "That fucking song is like a classic fucking song." "That fucking song is a song you hear on the fucking radio." "Actually, that song is not about workers in the mine." " What do you mean?" " No, it's a metaphor." "Al wrote it about his vasectomy reversal." " No shit!" " Seriously." "[laughing]" "Hey, you guys got a CD?" "Please tell me you got a fucking CD." "Look at this." "[announcer] What do you look for in a state senator?" " Mr. Fig." " [laughs] Mr. Fig." "[Caputo] "Look, the reason I'm the only one with a helmet" ""is 'cause I'm richer than you."" "[Healy] "Hammering that nail was hard." "I'm pooped."" "[Caputo] "Whee!"" "There she is." "[Healy] Behind every strong man is a strong, cunt-faced witch monster." "Let's get to work!" ""Let's get to work."" "Let me ask you something." "When you first started, Fig wasn't there, right?" "You talked directly to the warden?" "Yeah." "It was great." "Actually, he was fucking terrifying." "But at least when you talked to him, you were talking to a guy." "I hate talking about women's issues to women." "It's creepy." "When you talked to him, did he give a shit?" "Because I would really like to report to someone who I felt gave a shit about these women we're meant to be taking care of." " You want a tissue?" " No, I don't want a fucking tissue." " I'm serious." " Yeah?" "All right." "I mean, think about the fucked up year we're having." "We are failing here." "I can't even get approval to fix the fucking toilets." " I'm sorry, man." " That's all right." "I mean, the least we should do is keep these women safe and clean." "You know, you're right." "You're right." " At least clean." " At least clean." "At least the women in the kitchen." "At least those women in the kitchen." "Keep 'em fucking clean." "Fuckin' A. Keep them fucking clean." "Gloria, I was hoping that we could be friends." "You wanna fuck with me?" "You don't wanna fuck with me." "I gave you cigarettes." "And I gave you cake." "But that don't mean that we're friends." "And those cigarettes?" "They were fucking stale." "Listen, can we just talk about this like responsible..." "No, no, no, no, no." "I'm not talking to you." "I'm telling you." "If any of your girls touches any of mine, there's gonna be more than salt in your food next time." " Gloria..." " You understand me?" "Gloria, I don't want any trouble with you." "I've been telling them, "Let's just go use the Spanish bathroom."" "Suzanne can clean it." "And then she'll like that." "And then you and your girls could just take the ghetto bathroom." "I'm on your side." "Oh, you were gonna give us the bathroom?" "Bullshit, mama!" "Because you?" "You don't got no bathroom to give." "[sobs]" "Oh, no, man." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "I'm too old for this shit." "I'm just too old for this shit." "That's what's wrong with me!" "Listen, hey, I don't even know these girls, okay?" "And they want me to be some kind of den mother, right?" "And I'm trying to work with you and all you're trying to do is run over me." "I'm trying to give you the bathroom, okay?" "I'm a good talker... but I can't sell this shit unless you give me something." " You gotta give me something." " Like what?" "Taystee and Watson have been talking about wanting to get transferred to custodial." " Custodial?" " Yeah." "They wanna be with their girl, that girl Cindy." "I mean, you..." "There're a couple of Spanish girls in custodial." "Maybe you could talk to Caputo and, you know, have them transferred to the kitchen." "Maybe I could work with that." "Huh?" "Oh, fuck, come on, man." "Fine." "Show me you could clear the bathroom, and then I'll talk to Caputo." "And get yourself together 'cause, Jesus, I didn't even fucking hit you." "[woman speaking indistinctly on PA]" "Mr. Healy, you wanted to see me?" "Door." "I'm submitting you for a three-day furlough." "There are no guarantees, but I'm gonna do my best to try to push it forward." "I'm assuming that you're gonna be staying with your fiancé." "I need to write down an address." "Yes." "Of course." "Would you like to call him to make sure?" "I'll call right away." "Thank you, Mr. Healy." "I think it's only fair we give it a shot." "It's the least we can do." "And, Chapman." "I'm responsible for you." "Hey!" "Joe!" "What's up, Healy?" "I had a lot of fun last night." "You guys were amazing." "Right, thanks for coming out." "I need you to sign this work transfer." "I'm moving a couple of girls from custodial." "Flores and Sanchez." "Okay." "But won't that leave custodial shorthanded?" "Yeah, we'll figure that out." "Mendoza needs help in the kitchen." "Okay." "I'm already looking forward to next Tuesday." " Right." " Side Boob Tuesdays." " Thanks, Healy." " Good seeing you, Capu dawg." "Chang, are you confirming these bangs, or are you just taking her word for it?" "I don't smell fingers." "I just write numbers." "She got five points." "You, zilcho." "All right, it's been three days." "I mean, unless she's cloning herself, that seems highly unlikely." "It's just a game, Nichols." "Yeah, but it's not a game unless it's being played fairly." "What's that smell?" "Nichols, you got a new fragrance?" "[sniffs]" "Oh, yeah, it's desperation." "You might wanna wash because girls turn right off when they smell that." "My finger smells like an old tennis ball." "God, I screwed myself." "I mean, two days I wasted on Officer Twat Tease." " You were too ambitious." " I was arrogant." "It's a classic story of hubris." "I'm like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun." "You could always tell people she got herpes." "It's good, isn't it?" "Eh?" "People always forget to remember I'm tricksy, huh?" "It ain't over yet." " Ah, it's not over till it's over." " Oh, I love that song." "But herpes is way too pedestrian." "Maybe I'll say it's that new super gonorrhea." "Oh, yeah, I read about that." " Excuse me, sir?" " Oh, Fischer." "Good morning." "Good morning, sir." "Do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Of course." "It's about our surveillance." "If it's about our video cameras, they all work." "That's what you should tell the inmates." "Oh, no, it's about our phones." "Do we have anyone who monitors inmate calls?" "Well, it's all recorded in a computer." "We only review it when there's a reason." "Don't you think we should do random check-ins?" "Yes." "And we do." "Again, they should think we do." "But it's not exactly a priority." "And half of those conversations are in Spanish." "Yo hablo español muy bueno, sir." "[chuckles] [cell phone ringing]" "[ringing continues]" "Hello?" "An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you." "To accept this call, please press "One."" " Larry?" " Yes." "Is everything all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, everything's fine." "Is this a good time?" "Of course." "My dad, he told me about Chicago and the SHU." "God, Piper, I'm so sorry." "It's not your fault." "Are you sure that this is a good time?" "It sounds like you're going somewhere." "No, no." "I'm heading home." "I was with Polly." "We finally had a bag-nut." "What's a bag-nut?" "It's like a bagel crossed with a donut." "It's this big craze right now." "We had to wait in line for, like, two hours for it." "Turns out it's a bagel with frosting on it." "I forgot what's it like to have all that freedom to waste." "Yep." "I waste my freedom, but I bring my own cup to Stumptown." "[chuckles]" "Piper, why didn't you call sooner?" "We broke up?" "And I guess I've been imagining I could be this person who doesn't depend on anybody." "Or lets anybody depend on me." "It's nice to hear your voice." "Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice." "I've missed you." "I've missed you, too, Larry." "Oh..." "It's not that bad." "Man!" "Now we don't have to share with anyone." "Segregation." "Awesome." "Separate, but way shittier." "Well, this is better in the long run." "Our own bathroom that we control." ""Showers will be limited to 30 seconds"?" "Man, I can't even wash my twat in that amount of time." " What?" "Vee!" " Trust me, baby girl." "Man, I don't care." "As long as I don't have to wait in line anymore." "I get one more shot for being late, I'm back in SHU." "I can't fucking handle that." "You late, I'm late." "Maybe black folk do got a problem with bein' punctual." "Taystee, Watson, about your work assignments." "Gonna be a little change." " So she's one today?" " Yeah." "Why don't nobody bring her to visit?" "What, from Massachusetts?" "Forget it." "You see, I told you you're lucky your boyfriend's so close." "Her kids are in Massachusetts and Gloria's kids is all the way in fucking Florida." " Really?" " Yeah." "Two boys are with their tía." "Two older girls are still in New York." "But they never visit." " You guys wanna see this?" " Yeah." "All right." "I got the wax from melting crayons and Dayanara drew the picture of St. Anthony." "You pray to him for protection and strength and justice." "For us and for baby." "Juliana-Fernanda." " What's the orisha name for Saint Anthony?" " Orisha?" "You know, all the saints had, like, stage names for the booga-booga gods, 'cause, you know, the plantation owners, they didn't want the slaves worshipping no more." "The orisha is named Eleggua." " Yo, how'd you make the wick?" " I'll give you one guess." "Do you really, like, believe in this?" "Like, for real?" " You Catholic?" " Yeah." "Well, this is Catholic plus." "Look, my tía says it doesn't matter if you're praying to a giant cross or to a itty bitty stick, it's the faith that you put in it that counts." "Yeah, but do you believe in, like, spells and magic and shit?" "I believe I can use all the help I can get." "You're getting new girls in the kitchen?" " You're not allowed back here." " Did you put in a request?" "What if I did?" "We need the extra help to keep up with the demand." "She put you up to this." " She?" " Vee." "You got the scuttlebutt ass backwards, Red." "Gloria went in there and told that bitch what's what." "She played you." "You have no idea what you've done." "[sighs] [man speaking indistinctly on PA]" "We're gonna start prepping for dinner." "Wait." "Aren't you supposed to keep it lit?" "You kidding?" "This shit is dangerous." "[gasps]" "[exclaims]" "[grunting]" "No." "No, no, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "No, no!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "[flames surge]" "[screaming]" "[upbeat music playing]" "For more new Episodes go to G2G.fm"

"SILVERLAKE ANIMAL RESCUE" "That one." "Here boy." "You're heavy." "And slobbery." "There." "You're a good boy!" "You're my good boy!" "5 YEARS LATER" "Hello!" "Honey, I don't have much time!" "Daddy?" "Are you okay?" "Something's came up at work, honey." "Daddy is not gonna be home for a while." "I don't understand." "You can't go back to the house Penny, okay?" "What's happening?" "It's alright." "You won't be alone." "You have Bolt." "I've altered him." "He can protect you now." "~ BOLT ~" "Thank you, which of course, is wonderful news." "Everything is positioning nicely." "There he is, doctor Calico!" "Any luck getting our guest to spill his guts?" "Oh, his guts will spill." "One way or another." "Never!" "I'll never talk." "Daddy!" "You're beginning to irk me professor, I'm irked." "And that will not do." "As the package arrived I think it might make our dear friend a bit more communicative." "I'm sending an agent to pick it up." "Gorgeous!" "Have him bring it to me on the first flight." "Bolt, let's go!" "We only need the girl!" " What?" " Where is Calico?" "I'm not talking to you." "Bolivia, Bolivia, Calico is in Bolivia!" "Near lake Rogaguado!" "Lake Rogaguado?" "I should have known!" "Come on Bolt, let's go." "Bolivia!" "There is a flight leaving in 10 minutes." "Bolt, zoom zoom!" "Bolt, fetch!" "Puppy!" "LOCK" "Good boy!" "Airport!" "Bolt, speak." "Okay, okay..." "Good job, buddy." "Mission accomplished!" "That's a keeper!" "It's alright tough guy, you caught them all." "Don't worry Bolt, you've saved the day again." "Good boy!" "Airport!" "Bolt, speak." "Boom mike!" " We got a boom mike." " That's a boom mike." "That's sloppy." "The dog could've seen that." "He could've seen that!" "Uh, who cares if the dog sees a boom mike?" "Forgive me for answering a question with a question, but who are you?" "Mindy Parker, from the network." "Of course." "Let me ask you, Mindy from the network..." "What do you see here?" " Uhh... the dog?" " "The dog" she says." "Oh, Mindy." "Poor, poor Mindy." "Am I missing something?" "You're missing everything, Mindy." "You see a dog." "I see an animal that believes with every fiber of his being, every fiber that the girl he loves is in mortal danger." "I see a depth of emotion on the face of that canine the likes of which has never been captured on screen before." "Never, Mindy from the network." "We jump through hoops to make sure Bolt believes everything is real." "It's why we don't miss marks." "It's why we don't reshoot." "And it's why we most certainly do not let the dog see boom mikes!" "Because, Mindy from the network, if the dog believes it, the audience believes it." "Wow." "Okay, you want reality, here you go chief." "The show's too predictable." "The girl's in danger, the dog saves her from the creepy English guy, we get it." "There's always a happy ending." "And our focus groups tell us 18 to 35 year olds are unhappy." "They're not happy with happy." "So maybe you should, I don't know, spend a little less time worrying about the dog's method acting, and more time figuring out how to stop 20 year olds in Topeka from changing the channel." "Because if you lose so much as half a rating point, so help me, I will fire everyone in this room, starting with you!" "How's that for real?" "There." "Perfect." "You saved me again, Bolt." "It's okay, it's nothing." "No more bad guys." "Do you want some food, Bolty?" "Huh?" "Are you hungry?" "You've got them, Bolt, no one is gonna hurt me." "Bolt, look at me." "I'm fine, see?" "Come here buddy, come here!" "Go, get it Bolt!" "Go, get it!" "Yeah, that one is no funny either." "Well, what we have here?" "Your old buddy, Mister Carrot!" "Oh, Bolt!" "You know I have to go." "Yeah, you are my good boy." "And there she is, my little superstar!" "Let's get to that "Teen" vogue cover shoot." "Mam, I wanna take Bolt home for this weekend." " Well, I..." "I'm..." " Oh, that be nice." "That be great." "That would." "A little girl and her dog." "Nothing better that." "So I can bring Bolt home?" "As your friend, I say yes, absolutely but as your agent, I have to remind you." "This is Bolt's world." "He has to stay right here." "Okay, let's go." "But he never gets to be a real dog." "And it will be only for the weekend and I just once..." "What?" "You know what?" "It's a fair question." "Let's do this, let's put a pin in it." "Pin in, there you go." "Now, let's let that hang there a little bit and then we'll address that when we thought things through, okay?" "Good enough for everybody?" "Smiles all around!" "Let's get out of here." "Come on." "I don't need to think it through." "I wanna take Bolt home." "Look at this face!" "I have a little girl at home, love of my life." "I would do anything for her." "And I would trade her for you in a heartbeat!" "True story." "That reminds me, uh, we need to begin over to wardrobe." "Let's go." " I need every..." " I..." "I just..." "So, the dog thinks this is all real?" "Oh, yeah." "Here new." "Guy never leaves the set." "It's unbelievable." "Whenever I get a chance this is the perfect way to unwind." "I like to start with an evil laugh." "Hello, hairballs!" "You may have one today Bolt, but in the end we will get your little Penny." "Not likely cat." "For you've chosen to follow the path of evil, ultimately we'll destroy you, along with your fiendish puppet master." " Wow!" " I know." "Okay, watch this." "She is a goner, dog." "The green-eyed man has a plan and soon he will execute it." "Yeah and then he will execute her!" "Nice!" "I would super bark you both back into the hole you crawled out of but I need you alive because I got a little message for you to take back to your green-eyed man." "You tell him, his old friend Bolt said he..." "Is it long?" " Is what long?" " The message." "Is it a long message?" "Because I have a horrible memory." "Yeah, I'll make a brief, all right?" "You tell him I said, I'm gonna..." "You know what?" "Why don't we do this?" "You remember the first half of the message and then I remember the second." "And then we can pass it on to the green-eyed man together." "I don't care how the message is translated, alright?" "Just do it, okay?" "Tell the green-eyed man, that I will not sleep, I will not rest until my Penny is safe from his evil clutches." "You tell the green-eyed man, I'll..." "Way too many words!" "I was like, "what?", and then I was like "huh?" and then "I got a little bored"." "Some about clutches?" "Anyway, I'll do my best!" "Ciao!" "By the way, huge fan, love it, love you, gotta go." "Thank you!" "Get back here, you..." "You sick!" "Revolting, loathsome little..." "Dogs!" "Cats!" "I'll never let them get you, Penny!" "You ready, Bolt?" "Let's widen out camera three." "Ready four!" "Go four!" "And... driver." "Thanks, Larry." "Alright Scooter, right the grade." "Ready on to propel bars." "And track with them!" "Calico's super computer." "If we can access it we'll find and learn where they're keeping my father." "The weapon is hot." ""Heat vision" time." "Bolt, stare!" "Now!" "Nice move." "Come on, come on!" "Such devotion..." "It brings tears to my eyes!" "Calico!" "Your father's discoveries could be a great use to our organization." "I'm sure, he will be more accommodating now that I've got his "lucky Penny"!" "Bolt!" "World domination is waiting my grasp!" "How did your focus groups feel about the end of this?" "You asked for unhappy 18 to 35 years olds, I give you unhappy 18 to 35 year olds." "Bolt, it's okay Bolt." "I'm fine." "Guards, stop her!" " Hey, hey!" " Bolt!" " Hold on!" " Listen to him." " He needs to know I'm okay." " No, you're not okay." "You've been kidnapped by fiendish Doctor Calico." "At least that is what the dog needs to think but just imagine, close your eyes and imagine how excited he'll be when he saves you, tomorrow." "OK?" "But he's gonna be freaking out all night." "Please, just let me..." "Wait a second." "What's that behind your ear?" "Is that a..." "Yes, it is!" "It's a pin!" "Let's do this." "Let's take the pin and put it in this conversation." "And we will not take it down, no ma'am, until this matter is resolved." " But I just..." " What's that remind me off?" "The DVD release junket." "Let's get going." "It's a big push." "I want to go with a modern looks." "Alright, okay." "Let's give her some air." "Let's not crowd the talent." "I've been working on my evil laugh." "Is there an evil laugh like..." "Like that?" "Okay, here is the thing." "You're not ready for the evil laugh." "You could do a chuckle, like a mildly upset chuckle after my evil laugh." "Listen to mine." "Hey Bolt!" "Climbing here!" "Bolt, come back!" "I'm too late." " Bolt, help!" " I'm coming Penny!" "Bolt, help!" "Hold on, Penny." "Hold on!" "Bolt, help!" "Bolt, help!" "Penny!" "Bolt!" "Here, Bolt!" "Okay, Bolty, okay!" "Stay cool!" "You're cool, Bolty!" "The green-eyed man!" "Penny!" "Penny!" "Penny!" "Target acquired!" "It ends here!" "Penny!" "Penny!" "They moved her." "There is no time for formalities, brothers." "My person is in danger and I..." "I..." " Wow!" "What're you doing?" " Oh, I'm sorry." " You wanna sniff mine first?" " What?" " Not from around here, are you?" " Hey, stop it!" " What?" " This is serious." "Hey, there." "Are you lost sweety?" "Hey, wait!" "Why can't I bend these stupid bars?" "Oh, buddy!" "You got your head stucked pretty good, huh guy?" "Hey guys, come here." "Check this out!" "He's got his melon stucked." "Yup, that is one stucked melon." "Hey, hey buddy, take it easy!" "Slow down." "I will not take it easy, because I'm missing my person." "Hey buddy, relax." "Like this, turn and pull." "Turn and pull." "Forget about it, you'll be out no time." "What are these things?" "They're weaken me." " Polystyrofoam packing peanuts." " Styrofoam?" "This has a "green-eyed man" written all of it!" "Have you seen the man with a green eye?" "You know, I gotta say something, if I could say something here." "You look familiar." "Joey, look at this guy's mug." "Yeah, you know, I could've sworn I've seen this guy before." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I gotta tell ya, I never forget a face." " He never does." " Oh, yeah, yeah." " Never." " Yeah, he's really good with the faces and such." "Listen, listen!" "The man with the green eye." "Tell me what you know, birds!" " I know this dog." " Yeah, yeah, me too!" "I gotta remember, it's gonna kill me." "Hold on." "No, I don't know." "I, I, I thought I know." "Hey, you ever hang out down on 14th Street with a stray named Kelvin?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Kelvin, the Labrador." " What?" "You gotta gimme something here, cause this is redonkulous." "Absolutely redonkulous!" "Capisch redonkulous!" "Ya know what that means?" "You pigeons are useless." "I need someone on the inside, someone close to the green-eyed man." " A cat." " Oh, a cat?" "Yeah, a cat." "When I find him..." "When I find him, I'm gonna make that cat wish never born." "I think we know just the cat." "Right on time, Saul." "Come on in." "Okay, Saul, nice work." "Let's find some mustard next time." "Okay, babe?" "Yes, Mittens." "Thank you, Mittens." "Is that an everything bagel, Ted?" " Attaboy!" " Good day, Mittens." "Louie!" "What is this?" "It was a slow week." "I mean, that's half of what I got." "You hear this, Louie?" "I'm starving here." "And when the old stomach starts talking, it ain't talking to me." " It's talking to... the claws!" " Not the claws!" "Please!" "I'm holding these bad boys back as best as I can, but the thing is it's not up to me." "The stomach got a direct line to these babies, and I'm picking up a lot of chatter!" "So, I'll talk to the claws, but in exchange next week, all your food comes to me." " But that's not our deal!" "I bring you half, you give me protection!" "That's our deal." "Yeah, well, the deal just expired." "Now, get lost." "Mark my words, Mittens." "One day, someone's gonna stand up to you!" "Someone's gonna teach you a lesson!" "Yeah, I'm really scared now." "You should be!" "Aaah!" "Okay!" "You..." "Where is she?" " Who?" " You know why I'm here!" "Where is she?" "Okay, okay!" "Look buddy, I don't know what you're getting at, but..." "Come on, Mittens." "Just tell the guy where she is." " Tell the dog, make him happy." " Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens!" "Tell him!" "Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys!" "Would you tell the crazy canine that he's got the wrong cat?" " You got her, pal!" " That's her!" " She's the one!" " That is definitely the right cat!" "Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way." "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Are you crazy, man?" "Hey Joey, do we go too far on this?" "You kidding?" "This is the best day in my life." "You work for Ben and Bart, who work for the man with the green-eye." "They take him Penny." "Where is she?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " This is becoming tiresome cat in fact, I feel a yawn coming on." "Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk." "I know where Penny is." "Yeah, they have her." "Yes, the men in black and the guy, the guy with the blue eyes." "Blue eyes?" "Oh, green!" "Yes, green!" "The one green eye." "You just can't stop lying, can you cat?" "It's in the genes." "This is gross." "I know, it's disgusting, I disgust myself." "Hollywood?" "But if you put me down, I'll show you where she is." "You know, I hope you appreciate the risk I'm taking here." "Every bone in my evil cat body is telling me not to betray the trust of the green-eyed man." "Okay, this is a top, top secret map of the entire earth!" "Now, we're over here, by the green lady with the big torch." "And my boss has Penny locked up..." "Right, right over..." "Here, here!" "By the waffle with the sun glasses!" "Now all you need to do is get from here to there." "Well, I told you where you find her, so if you'll just untie me, I'll be on my way." "I'll release you cat, when we found Penny." "Excuse me?" "That wasn't the deal!" "We had a deal!" "Your deal just expired." "She said that to me, not 10 minutes ago." "The irony!" "Perfect." "Hmm... padlock." "Listen Cujo, I got some pretty wicked claws under these mitts, do not, I beg of you, do not make me bring out these bad boys!" "It gets ugly!" " What are you doing?" " Stay back!" "If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt." "Now I'm concerned on a number of levels." " Easy, watch!" "Watch it those!" " I'm good." "We gotta go." "Intruders!" "Hey!" "Slow down you screwy borrowed mind..." " Oh, boy, this thing is heavy." " Hey, hey!" "Put it down." "I forgot the keys." "I'll be right back." "Hey, lucky penny." "Thanks." "Now move your butt." "Okay, just upon your left." "Yeah." "I got..." "No, I got, I got mine." "You got it?" "It's on the tip of my tongue." "I know that dog." "I'm telling you, Joey." "Bobby, you guys looking at me like, you don't know." "I'm telling you I know this dog." "I've seen him somewhere." "You remember it tonight, when you're perching." "Alright, that's..." "That's what'll happen." " I've got some good news!" " Really?" "Yes, I do." "I just booked you, on the tonight show's "main guest"!" "That's right." "That, I mean which means just absolutely nothing, if Bolt is still missing." "It's not even good news, like whatever, so what tonight show." "Who cares?" "I don't care." "It's okay, baby." " He must be so scared." " Scared?" "This is Bolt we're talking about." "He's not scared of anything." "I bet Bolt would want you to the tonight show." "It is..." "I just... or maybe not." "Bolt loves you very much sweety." "And you're here." "He couldn't have gone far." "Welcome to Ohio." "So much to Discover!" "So, if you got super powers, I guess that would make you, what like some kind a super dog?" " That information is classified." "Oh, come on!" "Like, what's your best power?" "You go to move." "How about flying?" "Can you fly?" "Don't be silly, I can't fly." "Okay, okay, fine." "If you don't have any powers, you don't have any powers." "What's it to me?" " I have super bark." " A super bark?" "Wow, you're kidding me?" "What exactly does one do with a super bark?" "I really can't talk about it." "It's classified." "I suggest you pipe down and take me to Penny." "You're awfully attached to this Penny character, huh wags?" " She is my person." " Oh, please." "She's 'a' person." "And if you ask me, the only good person is a..." "Styrofoam!" "Tag and roll!" "Tag and what?" "What?" "What is this red liquid coming from my paw?" "It's called blood, hero!" " Do I need it?" " Yes." "So if you want it to keep inside your body where it belongs, you should stop jumping off trucks doing eighty on the interstate!" "Yeah, well, normally I'm a tad more indestructible." "Must have been the..." "Styrofoam!" "That stuff, it weakens me!" " What are you doing?" "Put that down!" " Alright, that's it." "I've had with you." "Untie me, pooch or I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna..." "Uhmm..." "I'm gonna seriously wound you!" "I'm gonna seriously wound you with this styrofoam!" "Are you mad?" "You don't know the power of styrofoam!" "Oh, you bet on that, baby." "And I'm about to unleash it!" " The power of the styrofoam!" " No!" "Alright, cat." "Okay, you win." "I'll untie you." "That's a weird place to put a piano!" " Are we gonna have any more problems, cat?" " No, no, no." "No more problems." "I'll take you to Penny." "Ah!" "What is that?" " What?" " That!" "Okay, you have two seconds to tell me what you've implanted in me, cat!" "Poison?" "A parasite?" "Poison?" "Wait, I just said that, didn't I?" "See, I'm all discombobulated!" "I can't think straight!" "Oh, I don't believe this." "You're hungry!" " Where is the antidote?" " Okay, okay!" "Alright!" "There's your antidote..." "Food!" "Alright!" "Who wants burgers?" " I'll take one." " Me too!" "Watch this!" "Go on, use the dog face." "This gonna be beautiful." "You know, beg." "Do the dog face!" "What?" "The dog face?" "What is that mean?" "Figures, I'm tied to the one dog on earth who doesn't know how to beg, huh." "Okay, if you want the food the antidote, you're gonna have to do exactly what I say." "No, not likely." "You're a degenerate creature of darkness." "Yeah, yeah, granted but that's it." "All I'm asking you to do is just tilt your head a little." "You could do that, can't you?" "Come on." " More, more..." " This is stupid." "No, no." "Come on." "Work with on this." "Please, you're almost there." "Oh, boy!" "Okay, try the other way." "There you go!" "Tilt up!" "Down." "Now, a little smile." "Lose the smile." "Drop your left ear." "Your other left." "Okay, the other way was better." "Now, drop them both." "Hold it right there." "And ever so slightly, look up." "Soup is on, baby!" "Here you go." "Yes!" "Oh, look at you, you little guy!" "Here you stupid cat!" "...what really happened." "And why is that matter to you?" " Because I'm involved." " With Rich?" " With James." " If you and James are romantic I wanna know all about it." " What?" "So you can..." "Come undone!" "You gonna get stop that leaking!" "Go Larry, go Larry, go Larry!" "Stop!" "It really does help and it really releases the serotonin and..." "Hey, man!" "This time we'll do it my way!" "Well, hello puppy." "Did you come for some of grandma's butter bean dumplings?" "You wait right there." "Look at you." "You're quite a little actor, huh?" "I haven't eating like this in ages." "Hey, look!" "My stomach distended." "How great is that!" "Yeah, well." "Don't get used to it." "We gotta keep moving." "But this place is a gold mine." "What's wrong with you?" "Every week, new RVs bring us new suckers, who bring us new food." "Look around!" "It's perfect." "Do my eyes deceive me?" "Is this some apparition I see before real?" "Or could it be?" "My hero!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "You're Bolt, the super dog." "You're fully awesome." "Wait a minute." "You know this dog?" " Oh, I do." "He is fully awesome!" " Ah, yeah, yeah." "We've established that." " Who are you?" " I'm Rhino." "Rhino, the hamster?" "Well, you know, my ancestry isn't all hamster." "I'm 1,16% wolf with a yellow wolverine and there is some..." "But that's beside the point!" "We have before us a legend." "Bolt, the super dog!" "He can outrun speeding missiles, and burn through solid metal with his heat vision." "And best of all, he can obliterate large structures with his super bark!" "Wait a minute, you've seen the super bark?" " Have you been observing me?" " Oh, yeah." "I watch you all the time." " That's incredible." " Oh, it's nothing, really." "But I'm always so vigilant!" "No one can avoid my detection!" " You are a phantom." " Ah, if you say so..." "Oh, hey!" "Check it out!" "Take a gander at this Bolt action." "Scary, huh?" " It's like, we're twins." " Yeah, scary." " So, where is Penny?" " She was kidnapped by the green-eyed man." "Kidnapped?" "This is terrible!" "She could be in grave..." "Grave danger." "I know." "But I've captured this cat." "An agent of the green-eyed man, I presume!" "You presumed correctly." "She is taking me to Penny." "You!" "You are a vile vermin." "How did you sleep at night?" "Penny is the most wonderful person ever." "She loves Bolt and he is awesome." "And you're a monster!" "How dare you disrupt their relationship with your evil!" " Die!" "Die!" " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "I can take her Bolty." " Die!" "Die!" " Easy, easy, Rhino." "Easy." "You're right, we need her alive." "We?" "Yes." "Bolt, I can be a valuable addition to your team." " I'm listening." " I'm lightning quick." "I have razor sharp reflexes and I'm a master of stealth." "Plus, I'll keep the cat in check." " The road will be rough." " I have a ball." " There is no turning back." " I guess I have to roll with the punches." " Easy won't be a part of the equation." " Promise." "Gotta warn you, going into the belly of the beast, danger at every turn." " I eat danger for breakfast." " You're hungry?" " Starving." " Welcome aboard." "Hey, can we talk for a second?" "I don't know what's going on here but I'm just a little bit concerned about the numbers of lunatics on this trip." " My limit is one." " He is coming with us." "But I..." "Move it prisoner, we're losing daylight." "I agree." "Now, we need to find a fast set of wheels." "I've got a better idea." "Follow me!" "Okay, so what we do here is we give the target a quick fly over we adjust the trajectory and land dead center." "Am I missing anything, Rhino?" "Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!" "No, forget it!" "How do you say, "No way, I'm doing this" in crazy?" " Calm down, cat." "You're with me." " That's the problem." "Oh, would you be relax?" "Every time you get this on the "magic box", it was awesome!" "Magic what?" "You know, "magic box", people stare at." "Wait a minute!" "Is this "magic box" have moving pictures on it?" "Yeah and Bolt's pictures are the best." "Bolt's pictures?" "Of course!" "He's a former..." "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "No, wait, wait!" "Bolt, guys!" "Hear me out!" " Let it begin!" "Let it begin!" "Let it begin!" " Wait, you're not a super he..." "What are you doing?" "Mittens!" "Mittens, take my paw." "I need you alive." "Yeah, of course!" "Stay away from me!" " Squeeze my paw, I'll save you!" " No, you won't." "You're not really a..." "Bolt!" "Saboteur!" "Ah!" "Ouch!" "You moron!" " Stop it!" "I'm trying to help him." " Help him?" "Yeah, right." "Don't worry Bolt!" "I'll stop her." "I can't hold it." " Let it go, you monster!" " Bolt!" "The real world hurts, doesn't it?" "But you wouldn't know about that, would you?" "Get down here cat." "We don't have time for this." "I'll get a ladder." "Look, genius." "You're a part of a TV show." "You know what that is, television?" "It's an entertainment for people." "It's fake!" "Nothing you think is real, is real!" "That's preposterous!" "Think about it, Bolt." "Since you got lost, none of your powers are working, aren't they?" "For the first time you're hungry, you're bleeding." "I mean, do you really think that you were born with a birthmark in the exact shape of a lightning bolt?" "It's my mark of power, cat!" "It's the mark of a make-up artist, dog!" "You're ridiculous!" "Now, get down here!" "No." "Mittens, so help me, I will super bark you out of that tree." "Yeah, go nuts." "Let's see how that works out for you." "You leave me no choice." "Oh, the super bark." "Scary, scary!" "Yeah, that's really really super." "It's not true." "This is not true." "Wow, that one felt really super." "Wait!" "No, it didn't." "Okay, okay." "I get the idea, you can stop now." "That's enough!" "Seriously dog, stop!" "I'm not kidding." "Would you stop?" "Okay, fine." "You're the super dog." "Bolt, be quiet, please." "Bolt, we gotta run!" " Bolt!" " Come here." "ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICER" "LOST DOG" " BOLT" "He is white with a lightning bolt on his side." "REWARD!" "Please help me get my friend back." "Look who we found young lady!" "It's Bolt!" " They found him!" " Bolt!" "Isn't that right you little puppy dog?" "That is not Bolt." "Well, that depends on how you look at it." "You know, when I was little, I wanted a bicycle for my birthday but my parents got me a baseball glove." "So..." "You know what I did?" "I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle." "And I rode it to school every day." "True story." " It's not him." " I think it's him." "I do." "Thank you." "Look kid, it's time we are honest with you." "If we don't get back in the production, people are gonna lose their jobs." " Good people with families." " But Bolt is still out there." " And I..." " I know, we feel for you." "And the last thing we wanna do is ask a little girl to make a grown up decision." "But it's come to that, we need you to move on." "We need you to let Bolt go." "It must be made of styrofoam!" "No, no!" "No, no, no!" "Please, it can't end like this!" "Stop worrying cat." "I'll get us out of here." "You can't, Bolt." "You got nothing." "No super strength, no super bark." "And no heat vision." "Listen to me, okay?" "We've been taking to a place where humans go animal shopping, alright?" "And this is what humans do." "They always pick the cute ones." "The ones that look like you, Bolt." "But the rest of us never come back out." "I said, I'll get us out of here, alright?" "My hero!" "Ring, ring." "Who is it?" "Destiny!" "I've been expecting your call." "Oh, would you give it up already?" "You're liquefying, whatever brains you have left." "I cannot be contained in any container." "You quitter!" "Watch this!" "I did it!" "I'm back!" "That styrofoam is wicked stuff." "Totally awesome!" "There is no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!" "Rhino, what are you doing here?" "Oh, nothing." "I was enjoying an evening stroll and thought that I'd just pop the hatch on that containment unit!" " You..." "You opened the door?" " Yes, I did." "That's..." "That's great, Rhino." "Yeah, that's..." "That's really good." "Alright, let's go get the prisoner back." "I..." "I can't do it." "What did you say?" " I can't." " What..." "Who are you?" "Rhino, you're just..." "Just a little..." " You are Bolt." " But I'm not..." "Who single handedly destroyed the green-eyed man's under sea labs?" "Me, but..." "And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?" " Who, Bolt, who?" "Who?" " Me, but none of them..." "You!" "You can, Bolt." "Because, all over this planet there are animals who feel like they can't." "Like a little hamster, who once spent his days in a RV park." "Dreaming of the day when he too would save a little girl from danger and be told:" ""You did it!" "You did it, Rhino!" "You saved the day. "" "They need a hero, Bolt!" "Someone, who never mind what the odds, will do what's right." "They need a hero to tell them that sometimes the impossible can become possible, if you're awesome!" "Well, you're right about one thing, Rhino." "Mittens does need a hero." "I guess I'll have to do." "Such modesty!" "Now, who is going to save that cat?" " Me." " Who?" "Tell me who?" "Me." "I'll get my ball." "ELMWOOD COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER" "Over there." "There it is." "This will be just like the time, you infiltrated Calico's R.D. cover base!" "It's not gonna be exactly like that, Rhino." "We're gonna have to do things a little differently." "Oh, stealth mode!" "ADOPT A PET WEEK" " Good night, Ester." " Good night, Lloyd." "Lloyd?" "Lloyd Spoon, you jump out and scare me, and I'm gonna pepper spray ya again!" "I swear it, it's like I work with toddlers!" "Threat nullified." "I feel alive!" "There's a guard." "I'll snap his neck." "We need to get him away from that door." " Ball!" " Ball?" "Ball!" "Ball!" "Ball!" "Ball!" "Oh, come..." "I'm just..." "I'm read..." "I'm just..." "Oh, god!" "Just quiet down!" "Mittens?" "Bolt!" " What are you doing here?" " I'm busting you out." "You came all the way back here, for me?" "Yeah." "But how did you..." "I mean..." "You don't have any super powers." " I know." " Really?" " Yeah." " Wow!" " Crazy day for you, huh?" " It's been a lot." "Yes, it has." " Are you ready for this?" " No." "Me neither." "Hey, hey, hey!" "What is twisting your giblets?" "Hey, wait!" "Where did you get that hamster?" "Give it, give it." "Hey, wait!" "Initiating escape!" "Lloyd, block the door!" "Block the door!" "Block the door!" "Block the door!" "Super bark!" "Super bark!" "Sweet Sister Francis!" "What did you do to my new truck?" "You hold that back later!" "Oh, sally Ester!" " Both you boys need serious help!" " Spicy eyes!" " We need a ride." " I've got a big one." "You're welcome!" "I can't believe it!" "My whole life, I wanted to see a real live super bark." "You are legendary!" "Mittens..." "If..." "If I don't chase bad guys, then what am I?" "I mean..." "What..." "Don't worry about it." "Being a regular dog, is like the greatest gig in the world, okay?" "Look, I'm gonna let you in, on a little secret, okay?" "A little known cat secret." "You know why we hate dogs?" "Because we wanna be dogs, we have dog complexes." "But..." "But what do dogs do?" "Slubber, sleep, chase tails, chew shoes." "You don't exactly need a master's degree." "You know, most dogs live in a place like this." "And uhm..." "Well, I don't know, they do things like..." "Out of this?" "But..." "But..." " And this is your dog bowl." " What is?" "This!" "The entire floor!" "It hits the ground, it goes to the hound." "How cool is that?" "And on cold nights, this and a ball of yarn..." "Oh, it doesn't get better than that." "You..." "You seem to know a lot about this places." "Yeah, I did my time in one of these, but I'm more be an alley cat at heart, you know?" "Sprung out first chance I got, never looked back." "Rhino is awesome!" "He is so awesome!" "He is..." "He is beyond awesome." "He..." "He is "be awesome"!" "He is..." "Uh!" "I..." "I am "be awesome"." "I think it's about time I introduce you to a regular dog piece de resistance." " Get your head out." " Why?" "Just do it." "This..." "This is awesome." "And stick your tongue out!" "This is totally awesome!" "Why don't you try it?" "No, thanks." "It's really a dog thing." "I have got so much to give," "I swear I do." "I may not have nine lives, but this one feels brand new." "Yes I've lived a good one." "I have tried to be true." "There are some things I never realized, till I met you." "How the wind feels on my cheeks, when I'm barking at the moon." "There is no home like the one you've got, 'cuz that home belongs to you." "Here I come back to you." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "Well I was in trouble, bad." "I was so confused." "I may not see in color babe, but I sure can feel blue." "I have been a lot of things, they may not all be true." "My experience was so mysterious, till I met you." "Now the sun may rise in the east, but I'm barking at the moon." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "Here I come back to you." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "Hey Bolt, wake up." "Come on, I've got a surprise for you." "Okay, okay, no picking." "Alright." "Now, open them." "Bask in the glow, baby!" "Just let me give you the grand tour, okay?" "This one, this one is mine." "And this one is all yours." " Mittens, I..." " Oh, I found this really soft pillow thing for you." "And get this!" "I found some styrofoam and I stuffed it inside which I thought both kind of creative and ironic." "You know what I mean?" " Mittens, I don't think that..." " Check it out!" "Total privacy and completely sound proof!" " Yeah, well, I don't think that I..." " Okay, I lied." "It's not sound proof." " But, you know..." " Mittens, I can't stay here." " What?" " We're one waffle away from Penny." "You still going back to her?" "Mittens, she is my person." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ear, ear!" "Look at me, Bolt." "I'm real." "Now, how about this, huh?" "Is that real?" "Is this look real to you?" "Or that?" "Is that real?" "Or that?" "How about that, Bolt?" "She is an actress." " She is just pretending." " Not Penny." "There is no Penny." "She is fake." "No, you're wrong." "She loves me." "No, no Bolt." "That's what they do, okay?" "They act like they love you." "They act like they'll be there forever." "And then one day, they pack up all their stuff and move away, and take their love with them." "And leave their declawed cat behind to fend for herself!" "They leave her wondering what she did wrong." "I'm sorry Mittens, but..." "Penny is different." "Then go." " Mittpity I..." " Get out of here, Bolt!" "I never should've taken pity on you." " Oh, Mittens..." " Just get out of here, Bolt!" "You take care of Mittens." "That meat lover's pizza is not loving me back at all!" " Hey there, Rhino." " Morning, cat." " Where is Bolt?" " He is..." "Uh..." " He's gone." " Bolt left?" "Yeah, but he..." "Uhm..." "He instructed me to tell you, that he..." "Uhm..." "He had to face the green-eyed man alone." " Where are you going?" " To Bolt." "But he doesn't need us anymore." "Trust me, I've seen that a million times before." "In the cold, dark night before the battle when the steely fangs of evil are sharpened and poised to strike the hero must go and face his greatest challenge alone." "But if Bolt's taught me anything, it's that you never abandon a friend in a time of need!" "When your team mate's in trouble, you go." "Whether they ask or not, you go!" "Not knowing if you're coming back dead or alive..." "He went the other way." "...you go!" "Knowing how deep the shrapnels gonna pierce your hide, you go!" "Penny!" "No way!" "Wow!" "Bolt!" "I'm really a big fan of yours, brother." "I'm Blake." "This is my partner, Tom." "Tom, say what's up." " What's up?" " Wow!" "Oh, no!" "And this is our personal assistant, Billy who is supposed to wait up on the wire." "Bolt, I've admired you such a long time and there is something I always wanted to tell you if I ever get a chance to meet you." "And now..." "Okay Billy, that was horrifying what you just did." "Why don't you make yourself useful?" "Go, get me some bread crumbs." "Whole grain." "Go!" "Whole-wheat is not the same thing as whole grain, Billy!" " Not the same, Billy!" " Do not come out with whole-wheat!" "Or pumpernickel Billy!" " Okay guys, but I really gotta get going." " I know." "I know you're a busy dog." "But if you got a second, we'd love to pitch you an idea for your show." "Tom's better pitching." "I'll let him take it from here." "Tom has got the spotlight." "Wait for it!" " Aliens." " Holy snap!" " Aliens?" " Audiences love aliens." "Holy crap!" " It'll be huge man, huge!" " You can't touch us!" "I love it." "I'll tell you what, if you guys can help me find Penny, the girl from the television show I'd love to hear more about this aliens idea, but on the way." " We got a nibble!" " Don't freak out." "This is how you blew it with Nemo." "We open exterior outer space scenery." "Calico comes for your Penny." "And then you squish him." "And as the tractor beam is pulling Penny toward to alien mother ship we fade to black." "And we have a great pop song for the end credits." "Talk to your people." "We're ready to move on this." "He's so on board!" "There it is!" "The most terrifying place on earth!" "At long last, we've arrived at the belly of the beast." "The lair of the green-eyed man!" "Rhino, hold up!" "Hold up!" "What, what is the problem?" "I'm..." "I'm pumped!" "Listen, this may be really hard for you to understand but you see, sometimes things aren't what they seem to be and sometimes when you think something is really real and it's not,..." "All of my training has prepared me for this moment." "Die!" "Die!" "Prepare yourself, foul man-beast!" "I will eat your pancreas with your spleen and then I will rip your liver out of your..." "You're so cute with your little whiskers." "Oh, I had a hamster just like you when I was a kid." "Bolt!" "Bolt!" "You're okay!" "Oh, you came back!" "Bolt, I thought I've lost you." "You're my good boy." "Good boy." "Okay, people." "Let's move to stage 7 and do it for real." " I miss him." " I know, honey." "I do too." "First positions, please!" "Okay, hold still, little sweetie." "15, take 1." "Mark." "And action." "Ah, Professor." "I'd like to thank you for granting us an access to that labyrinthian mind of yours." "You know I'd never do such a thing." "Unless it was only way to save your little girl's life!" " Penny!" " Daddy!" "Bolt!" "Here, Bolt!" "Your dog is nowhere near..." "Get that dog!" "Go!" "Go, go!" "It's okay, boy." "Come here." "Fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "It's fire!" "Hey Wags!" "Mittens?" "What are you doing here?" "Long story, short I was tied to a delusional dog and dragged across the country but that is not important now." "The real question is, what are you doing here and why aren't you in there?" "You were right about her, Mittens." "She, uh, well... it wasn't real." "No Bolt, it is real." "I was in there just now, I saw her face after you left." "She's broken hearted." "She doesn't want just any dog, she loves you." "She's your person, Bolt, and you are her dog." " Bolt, you just gonna have to trust me on this." " Mittens, be quiet!" " No, you need to hear this!" " No, no, seriously, be quiet!" "What is it?" "Penny!" " Help!" "Please, help!" "Help!" " Hold on!" "Please!" "Oh, my gosh!" "The stage!" "Yeah, you better run!" " I'm on your six." " What do we do?" "Just make sure I get inside that building!" "Bolt?" " Is anyone still in there?" " I don't know." "Coming through!" " It's a good day to die!" " Not on my watch, rodent!" "Bolt!" "I knew you'll come back." "Bolt, zoom zoom!" "Bolt..." "Bolt, just... just go on and out." "Go." "It'll be okay." "You're my good boy." "I love you." "Have you seen my daughter?" "Has anyone seen my baby?" " Did you hear that?" " Yeah." "Quiet!" "Everyone be quiet!" "It's the super bark!" " It's coming from over there!" " Come on, let's go, go!" "Over here!" "We found them!" "They're here!" "We found them!" "Alright, we got an RG coming through people!" "Make a hole!" "For your own safety, stay away from the building!" " Bolt." " Sweetie!" "You're okay!" "Oh, you gotta be okay." "You're gonna be just fine." " She is stable." " We're gonna take her to the hospital just to be safe." "I'm so, so, so sorry this happened." "I can't imagine, what you must feeling." "No mother should ever have to go through something like this, but I promise you, we're going to make this work for us." "I'm talking cover stories, production deals, executive producer credit..." "This is so great!" "We quit!" "No, no, wait!" "Let's not make any rush decisions." "Let's put a pin on it." "I'm afraid your injuries are more severe then we've previously thought, my dear." "We have to completely reconstruct your face." "Have a look." "At least Calico won't be able to recognize me." "Calico!" "Bolt!" "What?" "Aliens!" "That is totally unrealistic." " Absolutely "redonkulous"." " You could say that again." "Oh!" "Oh, yeah!" "Right there!" "Right there!" "Over!" "Yeah, that's the spot." "Hey, silly doggy!" "That's a keeper." "You wanna go play outside, huh?" "You wanna go play outside?" "Let's go!" " Is that dog look familiar?" " Nope." "I've never seen him before in my life." "There is no home like the one you've got, '''cuz that home belongs to you." "Subtitles by KV on Subtitle Workshop - 2009"

"Speech!" "Speech!" "No, no." "I ain't gonna make no speech." "I want to thank you bums for this wonderful birthday." "One thing I learned when I first started out a man who ain't got friends stays poor until he goes out and buys good ones." "Me, I got the best." "Sheriff Glick!" "Stand up." "Deputy Sheriff Potts!" "Guy Gisborne!" "All the rest of you mugs!" "Wonderful pals!" "Friends who would go out and cut a right arm off for me." "All I gotta tell them, who." "The reason I got such loyal friends is because I'm thoughtful." "I never asked nobody to work on a holiday." "Thanksgiving, New Y ear's, Christmas, Fourth of July." "Only one time I asked, one Saint Valentine's Day a little cleanup job." "I just want to thank all you mugs again." "Only thing I'm sorry is that my good pal Robbo ain't here from New Orleans where he's taking in the races." "Well, that's all I've got to say for now." "Now everybody get drunk." "Wait a minute!" "Before you all get drunk." "A toast to Big Jim." "Come on, let's hear it." " To Big Jim!" " Happy Birthday, Big Jim!" "Big Jim was a shmendrik." "He was no good." "The man was tight, he don't part with a dime." "And besides, he was a slob." "And on top of everything else, he wasn't an American citizen." "Things are different from here on in in Chicago now." "Let me give you the benefit of my thinking." "No more independent operations." "Forget them." "We're putting them together." "We're gonna merge them up into one organization." "There's gonna be just one big leader." "Is there anybody here that got any ideas who's gonna be the new leader?" "Tomatoes." "How about picking names out of a hat?" "We're gonna use your hat." "Soon you're gonna have nothing to wear it on." " May I make a suggestion?" " It's a democratic meeting." "Yes." "Thank you." "Gentlemen as sheriff, I have to keep law and order here." "Now under Big Jim, it was hard with everyone fighting." "We don't want another mess like Big Jim here." "The crime commission's stronger." "People are fed up." "We need a leader with courage, strength, integrity." "There's only one man who fills that description:" "Guy Gisborne." "I accept the nomination." "Is there any objections before the nominations is closed?" "You got something to say?" "I motion somebody open a window." "Somebody open a window." "That's the stockyard side." "Being a democratic meeting I motion that the nominations is closed." "I'm the only candidate, so I'm the new leader." "So I'm gonna thank you for the whole thing." "Next business." " What about Robbo?" " He joins like everyone else." "He ain't gonna like it somebody killed his pal." "Robbo is in or he's under." "You guys are gonna run things just like always." "Except now you're getting protection." "You're gonna get City Hall protection." "That's beautiful." "Of course, you have to pay a small service charge that's based on a percentage of your take." " Soupmeat?" " How much service charge, boss?" " I'm making it 50%." " Fifty percent!" "Hatrack, what do you got?" "Couldn't we get less service?" "You can get less service." "But you're still paying 50%." "If anyone has a problem, I got a special complaint box." "I can put your whole body in there." "I still say" "Forget Robbo!" "Don't tell me about Robbo!" "What's the matter?" "You think you get protection for free?" "That's not a gift." "What do you think it costs?" "Tell him." "I'd rather not be involved." "He don't want to be involved." "You're in for 25%." "You're involved pretty good." "Sure, 50% is high." "But he's grabbing 25." "I don't like it either." "I can't do it for less." "Well, scratch a few cousins." "I'm scratching nothing." "My hands is tied." "I'm locked in." "So, gentlemen, let me say this." "Let me nominate the 50% service charge as official." "Is there any objections?" "All right." "Now, listen to me." "This is the best thing for us." "Now we're all together, we're organized." "We're..." "If I could find the word..." "We're all for one." "Pals!" "One thing, boss." "Exactly what are we gonna get?" "Nothing." "Easy." "Now just take it easy." "How are you, Robbo?" "What are you doing here?" "I thought you were down in New Orleans doing well." " Who hit Big Jim?" " Hit who?" " Him." " You're looking good." "Give the man a seat, get up!" "All right, who hit him?" "What's the difference?" "Forget about it." "Who was the brain?" "There were 34 killings in the last two months." "This town has had it." "You answered my question." "He had to go for the good of us all." "You take that badge off, you won't live to put it back." "We've got a new setup." "There's no more independence." "We merged into one organization." "The boys made me their new leader." "Looks like the day they fixed the power in the death house." "We're still gonna hustle now we're protected from the top." "Fifty percent of the take." "What it is- When they started the United States they put the states in one union." "And I'm like the first president." "Give my regards to Martha." "Robbo, you better think it over." "I'll give it to you straight, Mr. President." "You stay out of the north side." "You come like George Washington, I'll send you back like Lincoln." "Like Lincoln." "Excuse me." "I want to throw in a few words about our friend that departed so suddenly." "Now, I know Big Jim a long time, and I want to say this." "He did not have enemies." "He had a lot of friends that didn't like him but you can't please everybody." "There was people calling him a fink, a chiseler, a crooked hood." "There was people that didn't have nothing good to say." "But I can tell you this." "Big Jim had a" " He was a very good dresser." "I mean he looked mean on the outside, but inside..." "Well, inside his closet he had 280 suits." "Now I want to introduce Robbo." "Here's a man that was very close to Big Jim in the past and he might even be closer to him in the future." "Well, all I want to say is Big Jim has gone to meet the big G." "Big Jim was an inspiration to me." "When I was a kid, he caught me stealing hubcaps off his car." "He said, "Don't steal the hubcaps." "Steal the whole car. "" "Well, we're gonna miss you, Big Jim." "There won't be a guy like you around for a long time." "I think she come to the wrong stash." " We should say something." " It ain't none of our business." "I think it was disrespectful." "What do you think, boss?" " She's a good-looking dame." " A relative?" "Big Jim never had no relatives, only a brother." "That dame ain't nobody's brother." "Come on." "Relax with the horn." "Park it and wait." "There's people trying to sleep." "Let's go." " Have a good time?" " Yes." "I'm surprised." "They water the liquor here." " I want to see Robbo." " Ain't in yet." "Open up." "I'll wait for him." " What'll you have?" " Nothing." "That guy shooting pool is waiting too." " Who is he?" " I'm not sure." "He's not a threat with the cue stick." "You play with the other end." "I thought I recognized a friend." "I just blew in from Indiana." "Let me give you some advice." "Don't stop for a drink." "The bartender's my boyfriend." "All I had in mind was a game of pool." "How come you're chalking your finger?" "For short shots." "By the way, where's the boss-man tonight?" "I don't know who you're talking about." "I told you to stay out of the north side." "I'm trying to get the record straight." "You're right about the sheriff." "He was behind it." "I was thinking we could make an arrangement for you to join." " We do our own laundry." " If there's an extra bundle..." " Anything else?" " No, that's it." "Give him a drink and get out of here." "Look at the way he's treating me." "We ain't in-betweeners." "We're either best friends or enemies." " Why don't we be best friends?" " Your drink's waiting." "It's too bad." "He has so much to live for." " You're blocking my way." " Take a detour." "I don't take detours." "A little respect, or your friends will carry you in a box." " Let me hit him, Robbo." " Robbo?" "If you shot pool with your tongue, you'd be good." "I can't stand the taste of chalk." " Who are you?" " A bird lover who studies pigeons." "You don't mean real pigeons." " No." " Name your game." " It's your table." " How about a hundred a ball?" "A hundred a ball?" "I don't carry hundreds." "How about a thousand?" "Knock off the lights, Will." "Rack them up." "Give me a stick." "Seven ways a game at a thousand a way, 7000." "How about goosing up the action a little?" "A little side bet?" " What kind?" " Oh, about 25 grand." "All right." "That's 32." "You're a stranger." "You pick the stake holder." "I noticed you've got an honest face, baby." "Let's see how good you can lag that." "Pretty good." "It's your break." "Nothing." "Excuse me." "I bow to a mechanic." "Your cushions are tired, threw me off my game." "Too bad." "Pay him." "I like a bank with strong assets, baby." " Thank you." " Sure." " What's your racket?" " I'm a brain surgeon." "Follow me." " Your knitting." " Oh, sorry." "Lock it up." "You a drinking man?" "Anytime." "Help yourself." "What's your name?" "Little John." " You know him?" " Used to work in Indiana?" " Yeah." " Like what?" "Beer, alky, dice." "Nothing big." "Why you in Chicago?" "Looking for new connections." " Try Gisborne?" " Nope." "Why not?" "Crooked hood." "This town is down to two slices:" "him and me." "I know all about it." "He's organized." "He's got 85 guns, plus the sheriff." "We're an even dozen if you include a hooker who used to throw knives." "You like the long shots." "Want to jump in?" "I'm in." "Let me give you the bad news first." "Gisborne's gonna hit, and he's gonna hit fast." "I don't know where." "I have no idea." "He can knock over everything at once." "You ever think of knocking first?" "This guy don't hear so good." "Eighty-five guns, he can knock seven times harder than we can." " What's his pride and joy?" " A gambling joint." "Last thing Gisborne expects is a visit." "That's a good reason for paying a visit." "That's not a bad idea." "We're gonna get it anyway." "I was hoping we'd have help." "You could also lose a few more guns." "When your opponent's got all the aces there's only one thing to do: kick over the table." " What would you like?" " Nothing." "Well, in my opinion" "Drink your cocoa." "There's only one way to handle this thing." "We pick 10 of the best soldiers to kill Robbo." "If they miss, we'll have a war." "This city won't go for it." "How do we get rid of them?" "Give them the flu?" " Break them." " I will." "Knock over his club." " He builds another." " Knock it over." "He'll be dry soon." "Listen to this." "Suppose he pays me a visit over here." "I got a quarter million dollars tied up here." "He'd have to be out of his skull." "You better be right." "I know I'm right." "I'd bet my life on it." "You got a bet." "All right, let's go." "Load up." "Load up." "All right, load up." "Come on, move." "Get your morning paper!" "Get your morning paper!" "Hey, that Gisborne over there?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Ain't that Robbo over there?" " It sure is." " Where's he headed?" "Wherever it is, he's in for a surprise when he returns." "Where's he headed?" "Wherever it is, he's in for a surprise when he returns." " Blue Jaw." " Yeah, boss?" " Itsy-bitsy pieces." " Gotcha, boss." "Out of the way, will ya?" "Oh, that's music." "That's beautiful." "That's my favorite tune, eh." "Oh, that's gorgeous." "Play that thing there, eh." "Congratulations, you did good." "Folks, this joint is now closed for new alterations." "Leave quietly and no one gets hurt." "Guys, have a good time." "Hey, Will, I thought we was friends." "We are." "What are you worried about?" "I never miss anything I aim at." "You came awful close." "You made me nervous." "I didn't mean to make you nervous." "Take a rest so you won't be nervous." "I'll take over." "I appreciate that, thanks very much." "I don't feel good, my health..." "Hundred thousand hangovers down the drain." "I had the same thought exactly." "Seventy-five feet by 82 feet." "Let's see." "That's not important." "I have been a builder for 38 years, but this is a new one on me." "All we want is a club that's 100% knock-proof." "This is it." "If anyone can ever build it." "You're the guy who'll do it." "I better give you an idea of what this will cost:" " Close to 400,000." " All right, start working." " Don't you want a competitive bid?" " You don't get the idea." "It's secret." "We're talking to one builder." "That builder ain't talking to nobody, not even his crew." " They must look at blueprints." " They look at nothing!" "Break it up so one guy don't know what the other guy is doing." " Yes, sir." " How long will it take?" " Maybe six, seven months?" " Three." " But that's impossible" " Three." " It's possible." " Possible." " Hey, boss." "Phone's ringing." " Well, answer it." "Why do they always ask me to answer the phone?" "Everything all broken up here anyway." "I don't even know where it is." "How can I answer the phone?" "If there's no phone, I'm leaving." "There's ringing, must be a phone." "You keep ringing, baby." "I'm gonna find you." "Where there's a wire, there's gotta be a phone." "Just get out." "I done found it, boss." "Hello?" "Guess who?" "It's Gisborne." " Three months." " Three months is hardly time." "I'm not a magician." "This is a big job" "We'll split the difference." "Two months!" "Two?" " Why do you want to argue?" " Me, argue?" "That's ridiculous." " Hello?" " What do you say, Robbo?" " What's new, kid?" " Nothing much." "What's new with you?" "Nothing much." "I'm sorry I wasn't here when you called." "That's okay." "As long as you got my message." "I got the message, believe me." "I got it pretty good." "What are you going to do now?" " You gonna build a new joint?" " Starting tomorrow." "Don't use so many nails." "It's hard to take apart." " All right, pal, what's on your mind?" " I'll tell you." "I've been thinking." "Why are we killing one another for?" "We're both starting from scratch." "Why don't we build a joint together?" "Be partners." "I'd rather keep you as an enemy." "As long as I hate you, I've got taste." "This guy's a funny bum, this guy." "Why you being stupid?" "I got you seven to one, not even horse-betting odds." "I'll improve the odds." "Maybe you won't live that long." "That's a promise." "You never kept a promise in your life, you bum." " What's he pushing?" " He wants to be partners." "How come he's so friendly?" "There's been a lot of heat since they hit Big Jim." "He figures he'll see action here, so he's being chummy." "That's nice." "I'm going to put out a good deal of money on this and you have certain occupational hazards..." "Give him 50 G as a deposit." "Tell the help they're on salary and we'll open soon." " Get cleaned up, you look like a bum." " Sorry." "Hey, architect, you got two months." "You begin tomorrow." "Look at that candy store." "Ricks, you count to 50." " How do you do, miss?" " How do you do, Robbo?" " You know my name?" " Quite well." "I'm Little John." "Didn't we meet at the polo matches?" " Do you have a place we can be alone?" " Do I have a place-?" " Down, boy." " But" "Handle your financial transaction." "I have a place we can be alone, Miss" " Please, call me Marian." " Marian." "Fine." "Excuse us." "We had some untidy callers last night." " Where'd he dig that up?" " At the cemetery." "The upstairs maid couldn't get to this one either." " So I see." " How about a chair?" "Thank you." " I shouldn't keep you in suspense." " It's all right." "I'm enjoying the view." "My name is Marian Stevens." " Don't ring no bell with me." " It will." " What were you doing at the funeral?" " Same as you." " But I was saying goodbye to Big Jim." " So was I." " You mean, you knew him?" " Big Jim was my father." "I was like a son to him." "He said nothing about a daughter." "Then you weren't quite like a son." " Where you been all these years?" " Foxcroft, Vassar, the Sorbonne." "Private schools." "I don't recognize them unless they got a PS in front of them." " You want a little drink?" " No, thank you." "Mother died when I was born." "For obvious reasons Father kept me out of his world." "Stevens was my mother's maiden name." " Sure you don't want a drink?" " No, thank you." " I liked Big Jim." "He was some guy." " He was very fond of you." "What can I do for you?" "Money?" "Contacts?" "There is something." "Let's go to Blackstone." "We'll eat, we'll talk." "No, I want to discuss it here, now." " Well, what's on your mind?" " I want my father's death avenged." "You mean, you want me to sue somebody?" "I want you to get the man who killed my father." "Classy-looking dame like you shouldn't be making statements like that." " I'll pay you 25,000." " Hold it." "Wait a minute." "Whoa." "I run a gambling joint." "I hustle beer." "I make people happy, not croak them." "Thirty-five thousand." "How about a little drink?" "You're upset about your old man." "I respect you for it." "But shop for a killer?" "It's walking in the jungle." " You'll get hurt." " Do you know who did it?" "The sheriff!" "Fifty thousand." "Don't be crazy." "Go back to your fox hunt." " You said you liked my father." " I liked him!" "The cemetery's full of guys I liked!" "I ain't ready to join that club!" "Wait a minute." "I didn't mean to holler on you." "I'm just worried." "I don't want to see your pretty face pushed in." " How about we have dinner?" " I want the sheriff settled first." "We can discuss social activities afterward." "You ain't dead, pal." "You just put on high heels and a skirt." " I'm sorry I'm late." " You have more to be sorry for." "Sit next to your cousin there." "Look how lonesome he looks by himself." "Is there an ashtray?" "He's worried about dirtying the floor?" "Before I call the meeting to order I want to apologize for our surroundings." "But there's nothing to worry about." "What you see here is part of the sheriff's plan..." " ... how we're gonna break Robbo." " Don't blame me for this." "You're a big thinker." "Anybody can make a mistake." "I called this meeting because I thought you got a new plan." "Like where will I get the 250,000 to fix this joint?" " I haven't got that kind of money." " You ain't got it on your person." "But you're getting 25% of the juice, that's steep." "I thought in view of the emergency, you'd cut it down to 10%." "Did that ever occur to you?" " My people won't stand for it." " Well, I was just asking." " I resent you putting the blame on me." " Don't be resentful." "I'd never hurt your feelings." "You're a marvelous human being." " Is the meeting done?" " That's all." "I gotta go to City Hall." "Coming, Potts?" "Didn't you want to wait here?" "You were gonna see the new insurance man?" " Guy's agent's got a new life policy." " Short-term." "There's a man turned out to be a big disappointment." "Deputy?" "How would you describe the word "insurance"?" "It's anticipating a catastrophe and being prepared." "Speaking about catastrophes, suppose your boss caught a virus and there was no more partnership." " What would the new sheriff charge?" " Ten percent." "Call to order." "Ways to dissolve partnership with the old sheriff." "T omatoes." " Let's pack him in limes." " That's too dangerous." "We can't take no chances they'll find any evidence." "How about making a deposit in Lake Michigan?" "No good." "They tried that last year with Julius." "Two days later, he's cruising into port like a leviathan." "Vermin, you got the floor." "I make a motion somebody open a window." "Somebody open a window." "Fellas, let's go!" "You're not on a lunch break." "Think!" "Charlie Bananas." "My uncle's a guard at a steel mill in Gary, Indiana." "How about we put him in the boiler throw him in with scrap, he melts in the furnace next thing he's a chassis for a Buick?" "!" "How do we get him to Indiana?" "I got it!" "Parcel post." "If we don't insure, it's very cheap." "We gotta stay closer to town." "Now, forget about Indiana and the parcel post!" "What, Twitch?" "You gonna sneeze or say something?" "I got a stonemason friend." "He's building some cornerstones for the new Knights of Pythias building, a new bridge..." " ... and the new police station." " Go on." "If someone wants to stash something, not to be found for over 100 years..." "The sheriff in the police station?" "Will you let the man continue?" "The sheriff is over six feet, the cornerstones is only three feet." " How about we fold him once?" " That'll work." "Yeah, that'll work." "In the police station." "I think that's very sentimental." "That's like burying a garbage man in the dump." " The sheriff will be real happy here." " He wasn't goofing on the job." "He was the first in, and he'll be the last out." " Tell them them seats is taken." " Them seats are taken." " Taken?" " In the back, you'll get nice seats." " Who else is coming?" " Robbo's coming." " You're kidding." " I told him what we did." " He said he wouldn't miss it." " I hate to disagree with you, but" "Here he comes." "Glad you could make it." "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the honorable chief of police of our great and wonderful city:" "Chief Oscar C. Brockton." "Thank you." "Friends, it is a great privilege and a distinct honor for me to dedicate this structure today." "It's more than a structure." "It's a symbol of justice and order." "Couldn't find a bigger room?" "The Knights of Pythias, but he wasn't a member." "I must inject one sad note into these proceedings." "The sudden and strange disappearance of a man, a coworker who truly could be called a cornerstone of this building:" "Sheriff Octavius Glick." "How I wish he were present today." "Present?" "He's leaning on him." "I trust he's out of town on business and isn't the victim of foul play." "That was no foul." "That was a solid hit." "I know you will join me in dedicating this great new building to Sheriff Glick, a man of principle a man of determination, a man who would not bend." " We had no trouble." " Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "Robbo." "Listen, come here." "I squared the books on Big Jim, but I don't hear thanks." " Thanks." " That's all you got to say?" "I'll give it to you straight." "Listen to me." "You're out of line." "Get back in line." " Otherwise, I'm gonna have you hit." " You do what you have to do." "If that's the way you want it." "It's not for myself." "I like you." "But they're paying protection, you ain't paying." " I understand." " Then there's no hard feelings?" "No hard feelings." "Forget it." " Liqueur in the drawing room, madame." " Thank you." "You're staring again, Robbo." "I can't figure you and Big Jim out of the same stable." "If I'm not his daughter, who am I?" "A society dame with the hots for tough guys." " You like society dames?" " Not especially." "Then why did you accept my invitation for dinner tonight?" "That's what my boys want to know." " They're worried you might be a decoy." " Care to frisk me?" "I just did." "Cointreau, brandy, help yourself." " What color you want?" " Cointreau, please." "If I'm not Big Jim's daughter, why did I ask you to do in his killer?" "For which, by the way, I thank you." "I told you once, that's not my racket." "I had nothing to do with it." "With Big Jim gone, it leaves this town up for grabs." "I don't know." "There's still Gisborne." "Father often spoke of retiring and the man he said he wanted to follow him was you." "Is that so?" "Considering where he finally went, it's discouraging." "You wouldn't be careless as to let anyone throw you a birthday party." "Only if I had a guncheck concession." "It's time for the big move." "Make it and it's all the way." " I get the feeling I'm being had." " Had?" "Nudged." " Nudged?" " It's Italian." "I'll tell you later." "You misunderstand." "You can take over this town." "I just want to help." "When I want your help, I'll ask for it." "You want to be a two-bit thief forever?" "Big Jim's daughter, sure." "I bet you never had a doll just a rattle on your tail." "You like it dark?" "Some big guy comes in and gives me this box from Miss Stevens." " It wasn't ticking, so I took it." " It wasn't ticking, so you took it." "There's a card too. "Thanks for taking care of things." "Marian. "" "I think Robbo's an old-time mechanic." "Spends an evening with a doll and she sends $50,000." " Some girls is grateful." " True, true." "I had one like that." "She was a health nut." "Whenever we went out, she'd send me a bucket of yogurt." "I think I got some stashed away." "Maybe she wants some of the action?" "Robbo don't need no partners." " This here is yogurt." " This is yogurt." "What's this?" "It's from Miss Stevens." "Fifty grand." "America needs you for the Olympics." "She thinks I hit the sheriff." "Let her be as stubborn as she wants." " Take it back." " Take it back?" " Back." " Back." "It smells good." "Wait." "Can't we talk this over, boss?" "You'll hurt her feelings." "If she's stubborn, you'll have it back tomorrow." "Dump it." "You mean spread it" "I don't mean that." "I mean, find anything, but get rid of it." " Okay." " Hold it." "Sorry." "Back." "This used to belong to Big Jim." "Extra!" "Extra!" "Read all about it!" "Robin Hood sure is a nice guy." "You want a pipe and slippers?" "You paper moocher, you!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Read all about it!" "Robin Hood in Chicago!" "Steals from the rich and gives to the poor!" "Thank you!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Read all about it!" "Robin Hood in Chicago!" "This Robin Hood's methods differ from his predecessor." "He uses gambling and bootlegged beer to help orphans." "All the world loves a scoundrel, it seems and its newest hero is Robbo." "Hold it, Robbo." "Did you think this would happen?" "Wave your hat, Robbo." " What's the next charity?" " Which?" "I'll answer all your" " How far-?" " Did you hear him?" "Don't get smart." " What's that?" " I saw it in a movie." " Shut up." " How far do you-?" "I may not like the climate on page one." " What'd you have in mind?" " You can't print it." " This is the last?" " I'm Robbo, not Rockefeller." "No more 50 grand from me." "I gotta go to work." "All right, press, let's go." "Who's Robin Hood?" "Must be some hood that steals birds." "Who'd want a hot canary?" " John, you know him?" " Who?" "This Robin Hood." "He's an Englishman." "He had an operation going for him in the forest." "Snatching birds, like I told ya." "He had a raccoon hat." "Sir Walter Raleigh had a raccoon hat." "What was his angle?" "He put his coat over a mud puddle so this naked blond could cross the street." "I thought that was Daniel Boone." "When you read, you larn." "Learn." " Hi, boys." " Hi." " Go see what's outside." " What's going on?" "News reels and photographers." "Like the boss beating a federal rap." "Hey, boss, how about a shave?" " No." " How about a manicure?" " I don't need one." " Anything?" " Surprise me." " Okay." "Look at these letters." ""Home for the Aged," they want 10 Gs." ""Home for Wayward Girls"- I'll send something." "This lady has 14 kids, gonna be evicted." "This guy who knew your dad." "He wants to go to Florida for his asthma." " Nice place for asthma." " Send a few hundred." " They might be liars." " Or not." "You can't send everybody money." " They'll break you." " Hey, boss." " There's a visitor." " Who?" "Allen A. Dale." "Send him in." "He's got the whole town outside." " Is he in?" " It's in." "Give him $300." "He's got problems." "No, perish the thought at its inception, kind sir." "This unheralded intrusion into your presence is not with the purpose of soliciting pecuniary offerings." "I ask of you, do not misconstrue." "He has a problem with his throat." "So you know, I am the amanuensis the secretary at the institution which has benefitted from your gift." "I was so overcome that I couldn't resist the urge to bring happy tidings to communications mediums." "This act, sir, this act of serendipity will be returned." "He does have a problem with his throat." " You talk English?" " Yes." " What do you want?" " Well I'm from the Orphan Home." "I told the newspaper about you." "And I made the Robin Hood comparison." "I didn't think it'd take off like this." "So you started this?" "I hope you're not disgruntled by my impertinence." "No, sit down, sit down." "Thank you, sir." "Here you are, pops." "Ain't I seen you somewhere before?" "I've been trailing you all day." "You're popular, Mr. Robbo." "A real Robin Hood." "You like this character?" "He was the most beloved rogue in literature." "Brave, handsome, compassionate." "He's the only hood who really made it." " I'm like him?" " Even your looks." " Give this kid a drink." " No, it's forbidden, you see." "I've been warned since I was brought in." "Brought in?" "You an orphan?" "No, no, not an orphan." "I was left with bread and a blanket." "The old story." " How old were you?" " Fourteen." "Why didn't you speak up?" "I liked the arrangement." "My folks were deadbeats." "We moved every other week." "I learned to skip before I could walk." "I was up for adoption for 26 straight years." "Terribly discouraging." "Who wants a kid that's older than his father?" "To fill in the time, I started doing secretarial work at the home." " How about you move in with us?" " You mean you want to adopt me, sir?" "Tears your heart out, don't it?" "No, I didn't mean that." "Maybe you could help with the mail." "Separate sinceres from crocodiles." "Send a couple dollars apiece." "We got no time." "We're rebuilding a knocked-over joint." "I'd be of inestimable service." "I could write speeches." "Give items to the newspapers, take care of your charities." "I'd make you a legend in your own time." " Start him off with a C-note a week." " Thank you, sir, and bless you." "Oh, gee, I'm a hood." "I'm a hood!" "Ho!" "That's a hood?" "That's right, right on in." "Take your place in line." "There you go." "Right back here, there's plenty for everyone." "Right on in." "You get right in here, sir." "There you are, Mark." "Here's one for you." " You new?" " Yes, sir." "There you are." "Here's your Robin Hood hat." " The feather goes in the hat." " In your hat!" "I don't appreciate your attitude." "Mr. Robbo was considerate enough to give us this." "Accept it graciously and be a merry man." "That cockamamie outfit?" "You're nuts." " I got enough trouble being an orphan." " Yeah." "He gots trouble." "I'm attempting to bring some cohesiveness into this motley group." "If you're going into a snippy snit, remaining aloof I'll report you to the deportment department with 12 demerits." "I think something's wrong with his throat." "That could mean automatic expulsion from the brass band." "What's the rap for shooting an orphan with an arrow?" "I don't know." "Hear ye, hear ye, merry men of Robin Hood!" "I gaze upon you with pride and admiration, 25, 24, brave, fearless courageous warriors dedicated to the cause of right and truth." "All hail Robin Hood!" "All hail Robin Hood!" " Hip-hip-hooray!" " Hip-hip-hooray!" " Hip-hip-hooray!" " Hip-hip-hooray!" "You may turn in your tuba." " How do you like the sign, Robbo?" " That ain't bad." " Why not try it there?" " You got it." "That ain't from the five-and-dime." " The costumes come yet?" " I ain't seen them." "Maybe you better check." " More flowers." "Lovely, ain't they?" " Yeah, they're lovely, yeah." " Got everything you need?" " Enough to float a battleship." " How are you doing?" " What do I do with these?" "They usually belong on gambling tables." "5000, 3000, 1000." " Yeah." " And count them." " Me count?" " How about raising the chandeliers?" " Ridiculous." " What did you say?" " We're gonna raise them." "How do I know where your knitting is?" "What, are you tired, pal?" "I've been interviewing cigarette girls all day." "Good thing we only need two." "Come on." "Do you think three dozen cans will be adequate?" "That's all we ordered." "I'll give the young ladies a promotional talk." "We'll open the joint in two hours, so go home and get dressed." " Dressed, sir?" " This ain't a Halloween party." "This is a classy opening." "You need decent clothes." " I don't understand." " Look at how you look." " Better you don't look." " Yeah, maybe not." "Am I correct in my assumption you find my habiliments reprehensible?" " Something's wrong with his throat." " I said that six weeks ago." "I hate to belabor the obvious, but in the interest of semantics I'm impelled to observe you indulged in a mixed metaphor." " It's his throat." " His throat." "You look like something of a disaster area." "You think I'm too bizarre?" "I think you're too carnival." "Get out of here." "Do you mind?" "Well!" " Hooray!" " Hooray!" "Sweetheart, buy the boys a drink, will you?" "14, red." " Oh, dear, I lost again." "She lost again, listen to this." " May I have $1 worth of 10-cent chips?" " Another dollar in 10-cent chips." "How do you figure it?" "What's to figure?" "They're all over at Robbo's place." "All of a sudden the bum's a celebrity." "They made him into a Jean Harlow, a Mickey Mouse." "He gave $3 to a couple orphans and they put his picture in the papers." "People want to look at him." "He's a celebrity." "In the meantime, I'm dying here." "Look at this joint." "But I've got nothing to worry about." "Because I'm paying you protection." "Just temporary, the novelty will soon wear off, and you'll get the business." "Somebody else will get the business before then." "What do you expect me to do?" "Cut down on your cocoa." "We'll start with that." "My mind's made up." "I'll send 50 of my best boys there with cannons." "They'll wipe out the whole joint." "One of them will get Robbo." "Please!" "That would be a catastrophe." "He has lots of influential friends." "The whole town would be down on us." "What should I do with this joint?" "Be patient, wait a few days." "I have a plan." "We don't have to use violence." "We lick Robbo by breaking him." " What was that?" " We break him!" "That's what your cousin, the other scientist I listened to" "Just let me finish." "We'll knock over the joint." "This time we'll make the raid official." "I'll use real cops." "Keep the men here in case he should hit back." " How many cops?" "20." "Thirty." "Thirty." " We'll move next week." " Tonight." "The place is full of big shots, judges" "Tonight." "To the ground." "Something for the cause, please?" "Thank you, gentlemen." "Oh, you back so soon?" "Honey, you do have the busiest can in the place." "Here you are." "Empty it." "Empty it." "Empty it." "Thank you." " How do you like it?" " Good evening." "Congratulations." "A wonderful night for you." " Congratulations to you, if it works." " It will work, all right." "You got your chance." "It better work." "Oh, it will work." "I hope." "All right, everybody knows what to do." "Now go to your stations." " You too." "Come on!" " Okay, yeah." " I can't find my clothes." " What do you mean-?" "There they are." "Will you come on?" "Everybody set?" "Ladies and gentlemen, a slight delay." "T ake your chips and go to the lounge, please." "No need for alarm." "Head for the lounge." "That's it." "Move right along there." "Peace be with you, brother." "Club is in violation of code 378." "Destroy it!" "Peace be with you, brother." "Holy smokes." "I'd have sworn there was a joint here." "Friends, we are gathered here tonight to honor a good man, a righteous man." " We got the wrong place." " How could we?" "I am proud to introduce to you the Reverend Allen A. Dale." "We are gathered here this evening, brothers and sisters to explore the devious paths of that demon: sin." "Sin can transport you to heights of fame and fortune and plunge you to degradation, demoralization and depravation." "Sin promises many prizes, appears in many disguises and fights like hell before it demises." "So we are met this evening in this hallowed hall so you may recognize sin's henchmen when they call." "And our subject for tonight is the most evil of them all." "Who that?" "I mean, who's that?" "Alcohol." "I'll testify." "I want to testify." "Then cleanse yourself, my child." "I know this poor, unfortunate soul and the fight she's waging against sin." "That devil hooch has turned her into an unsightly person." " Give us your testimony, my child." " Well, it all began with Daddy." "There's a gambling layout here and we'll find it." "Do you know how old he was when he died?" "He was 25." "That's why I've got to come clean." " Why?" " Because I'm already 17." "I want to testify!" "You've got to let me testify." "Come forward, dear brother." "Come forward." "You see here a man who just last year was the United States Olympic heavyweight wrestling champion." "A shadow of his former self, wasted in health, ravaged by sin." "Give us your testimony, brother." "I was cruel." " I was mean." " He was mean." "I was a pickpocket." "Oh, no, not a pickpocket!" "Then, sin got me in" " Gin." " A little bit of that too." "Sin and gin got me in its clutches." "That's why I need forgiving." "Now my hand shakes so much, I can't even make a living." "How do you believe this?" "I tell you, it walked away?" "Knock down the walls" " It's a revival meeting." " It ain't a revival meeting." "Every crapshooter in town's here." "There's a joint here." "We'll find it." " I want to testify." " You don't have to" " I want to." " You don't have to" " Oh, let him testify." " Very well." "Then let us lead you on the path of righteousness." "Not long ago he was the foremost brain surgeon in this grand and glorious country." "Success was smiling upon him." "Go ahead, tell us your story, oh, downtrodden one." "I used spirits for medicinal purposes only." "I manufactured it for medicinal purposes only." "Then I drank what I manufactured and drank myself out of business for medicinal purposes only." "That's right!" " I give up." "I'm pulling my men." " You can't." "If I don't pull them, I won't have any." "We're leaving." "Peace be with you, brother." "You, brother, you can drop dead." "Peace, all you fine gentlemen." "Now Robbo's a national personality." "People love him." "They spend money in his joint while we're dying." "My old man's getting free soup every day." "Not important." "Forget about it." "I think he's a threat to the younger generation." "I caught a kid stealing my tires, he pulls a bow and arrow on me." "My old man gets free soup every day" "Forget about that soup already!" "If you're so impressed, go join his merry men." "Stick a feather in your ear, walk around in green drag, you'll be happy." "What's the matter?" "You can't see what he's doing in your heads?" "I gotta explain that to you." "This man's organizing himself the biggest bodyguard there ever was:" "The people of Chicago." "He's in so thick with them, you can't touch him with a flagpole." "Now once and for all, this man's gotta go." "We can't have any violence, I warn you." "Forget the warnings." "Just sit down." "My friend is working on a cornerstone for a synagogue." " No." " Even if we get Robbo to convert?" "Disappearing is the same as hitting." " Open a window." " I got an idea." "Somebody open a window anyway." "Before we offed the sheriff, I took some things from him." "His badge, his gun, his wallet with his driver's license." "Keep talking, Vermin." "Maybe we could use the stuff." "We could put it in a certain place." "I like what you're saying." "Keep talking." "Just keep talking." "I don't have experience in this area." "But I think I can handle it." "Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth." " I do." " Take the stand." "Mr. Gisborne, tell the court of a conversation between you and the defendant after Big Jim's murder." "I'll tell you that story now." "I was in the hotel with some friends we meet to play mahjong." "It's 12:30, Robbo comes in." "He don't knock, nothing." "He barges right in, and he declares himself." "He says this, I'll never forget it, now that Big Jim has gone to meet his maker he's decided" " He means that the man was dead." "I want you to understand." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Now he says Big Jim is dead, he's the new boss and everybody has to pay him a 50 percent service charge that's for protection." "Tell me, Mr. Gisborne what was your reaction?" "Stunned." "I was stunned." "In other words, I couldn't talk." "Finally, I regained my composure, and I said to him:" ""Robbo." "Why do we need a new boss for?" "We've got an honest man, Sheriff Glick. "" "What did he say to that?" "You want the exact words?" "The exact words." "Here's what he said." ""Don't worry about Sheriff Glick because I'm going to fix his wagon. "" "Next thing I know, the wagon is fixed." "Did Robbo say how he planned to fix the sheriff's wagon?" "He did not." "But I'll tell you this." "When he fixes a wagon, it's an interesting ride." "I object." "This comes from a witness who is a convicted murderer and racketeer." "He is under oath he knows the consequences for lying." " Absolutely." " Objection overruled." "Thank you." "He's nice." "That will be all, Mr. Gisborne." "Sit down." "Deputy Potts were there meetings between Robbo and the sheriff..." " ... prior to the murder." " One, in particular." "Robbo said something would happen to Big Jim and asked the sheriff if he wanted protection." "The sheriff threw him out." "I see." "Did Robbo contact him after this?" "He threatened him." "The sheriff was in fear of his life." "In other words, the sheriff could not be bribed." "A man of honesty and integrity." " Y es." " An upstanding public official." "A very solid citizen." "I've just returned from a visit with our leader." "What are we now?" "The merry men of 574392?" "I demand to see the warden." "I find your levity tasteless and macabre." " How did he kill the sheriff?" " He didn't have anything to do with that." "Don't you believe him?" "Anybody want a hat?" "There's a good lesson to learn from this." "Robbo made mistakes in the past but they've come back to haunt him." "Boy can he dance." "I was framed!" " Liqueur in the drawing room." " Thank you." "Tell me, why did you leave Indiana?" "The boss, Grubby Mattson, had a girl named Bumblebee O'Neill she was a dancer and he got worried that I was also with her." "He didn't like somebody else getting the honey, so I decided to buzz off." "You have two weaknesses:" "women and pool." "The day I find a gal that can handle a cue, I got it made." "Father taught me the game when I was 12." " I still play once in a while." " What kind do you like?" "Rotation." "That figures." "Brandy, Cointreau, help yourself." " And you?" " Brandy, please." "John?" " Where do go you from here?" " Robbo's store." " May take 20 years." " At 2000 a week, I'll eat." " John." " Yes?" "Do you always want to be a storekeeper?" "When you see something you want, you should take it." "I'm beginning to get the ringings." "I think we're on two different tracks." "Keep talking." "We'll come to a junction." "Just give me the right proposition." "You're on top of the rightest proposition you've had." "If you're talking about taking over, forget it." "Robbo's my pal." "Who's talking about that?" "I'm talking about using what you have to its fullest." " Like what?" " Like the charities." "If I had my way, I'd dump it all." "It's the best horse in the race." " You talk like you want to be a jockey." " You look like a front-runner." "I think it's post time." "Let's make it a nice, long race." "How do they look?" "Not good, Robbo." "We'll appeal." "The prospects are bad, but" " How bad?" " Twenty." " Years?" " If you're lucky." "That's a lot of license plates." "Everybody rise." "Cook County, Illinois." "Judge Komp presiding." "Defendant is present." "Have you reached a verdict?" "It's irregular, but I would like to make a statement." "Proceed." "For four weeks, this jury has listened to the testimony." "The defendant not only supposedly killed the sheriff he started the Chicago Fire, and killed Cock Robin." "I've been a detective for 34 years and I've seen good ringers." "I think the prosecution deserves congratulations for having the best collection of shifty-eyed, double-crossing two-faced liars." "This jury declares the defendant innocent." "Who mentioned Cock Robin?" "Things like this happen." "Hey, boss, welcome home!" "Hey, boss!" "It's great to be back, everybody." "I want the biggest blowout ever seen tonight." "Balloons and streamers." "I'll get the dough for some shopping." "What's the matter?" "It's been changed." "Who changed it?" " John, sir." " Why?" "He thought you'd be" "Change it back." "Where's John been?" "He wasn't at the trial." "He's working on the charities." " That's your job." " There have been changes." "That so?" "Let's take a look." " Will he do anything rash?" " I hope he gets the same jury." "Hi, boys." "Hello, men." "Everything seems okay." "Open it." "When did you get out?" "Where's John?" "Does anybody know where the chief is?" " The chief?" " Yeah, the chief." "He's with her royal majesty." "Yeah, that's where he is." "Reports from Atlanta are great." "They passed 50,000 in 48 hours." "Gus, New England is wide open." "Get a soup kitchen in Boston." "If they don't drink minestrone toss in some clams and call it chowder." "Keep in touch." "You should get up to see if your legs still work." "With something like you, who needs legs?" " I don't think" " That's a good idea." "Jail's out early today." "I'm disappointed." "I'd respect you if you took over alone." "It's not a takeover." "We raised the action." " It still has your name." " Thanks." "Show him the report." "We got no rules for dames in our racket but you pay if you make a mistake, so no more mistakes." "That, I take it, is a special reprieve for Big Jim's daughter." "You're charitable." "I'll tell you how to be even more charitable." "The Robin Hood Foundation stays as is." "You will have an office, where you will be given a pen and an allowance for your benefaction." "With only one slight modification:" "I take, you give." "My gift to you." "You didn't do that right." "Don't tell him he's a stooge, he's got pride." "He's got nothing!" "You should have tried for a partnership." "Robbo is no longer a consideration." "We've got his rep, tonight you get rid of him." "I like Robbo." " I'm not hitting." " You're scared." "Not of him, you." "You move too fast." "I like things easy." "I'm packing." "I take a candy store Romeo stick half of Chicago in his pocket, and this is my payoff?" "A guy shouldn't work for a boss with great legs." "Keeps his mind off business." "Robbo, he crosses his legs, nothing." " Liqueur in the drawing room." " Thanks." "So you're Big Jim's little girl." "You sure didn't inherit his build." " That's charming." " I know some jokes." "We must move quickly." " Guy." " What?" "Call me Guy." "I want you to feel free with me." "By quickly, I mean tonight." "Tomorrow's better." "Tonight we get to know one another." "We'll break up the ice a little." "We move tonight or never." "Tonight?" "I'm not against that." "I'd like to move right now." "Is anyone using this room?" "It's very rude to rise when I'm still seated." " Stand up then." " Charming." "I can be debonair." "Can I move this chair?" "I'm too far from you." "You're beautiful." " Mr. Gisborne." " Guy." "Call me Guy." "While Robbo was away, I got the charities." "John was fronting for me." "So you were behind that?" "I didn't think it was John, because what does he know?" "I built it, and I have no intention of giving it up." "But I can't fight Robbo alone." "Take care of him and you and I can have a partnership." "I like the whole idea." "There's a few problems." "It's not easy." "He could get you with both hands in his pockets." "He could shoot with his navel." "Second, he's got friends." "The people of Chicago have made him into a hero." "That Robin Hood's been dead 600 years don't matter." "Number three is his pal John." "They're close, like this here." " You have to hit two, not one." " Then hit two." "Hit two?" "This operation clears 100,000 a week." "In three months we can double that." "In a year, the moon." "What'll we do with Deputy Potts?" "Get rid of him too." "Him too." "Who was your mother, Dutch Schulz?" "I'll hit two, not the deputy." "He's protection." " Very well, forget the sheriff." " Oh, thank you." "That's two we're hitting." " That's a double jackknife." " A double jackknife?" "That's a dry dive." "You have a phone?" " Proceed." " Thank you." "Garfield 5525." "Twitchy?" "Gisborne." "Listen, regarding the stonemason." "I want a double accommodation for Robbo and his pal John." "Not singles." "You got a family-size?" "What do you got?" "No." "Wait, what was that last one?" "I like it." "Oh, I like it." "Prepare." "Prepare." "Everything will be all right." "I'm curious, Mr. Gisborne." " Always Guy." " You must give me the details." "Can we find a more comfortable place where we could talk?" "A couch?" "How will you kill them?" "That is a professional secret." "You can understand that." "You can tell me." "We are going into business together." "So we'll find a soft location and have a conference." "Would you prefer, Cointreau or brandy?" "Anything is fine." "But first, you must tell me all about it." "Guysie." "Guysie?" "Guysie?" "I'll tell you everything." "Hey, you got it." "Oh, but you forgot the rest." "My dear friends when I came to this country 54 years ago, I had nothing but the heritage of six generations of pretzel benders." "Now I had made up my mind to make a fortune in America." "I knew that I had to do more than just make another pretzel." "So I deliberated and deliberated until I came up with the solution known around the world as the Hammacher twist." "Twice as much pretzel in one pretzel." "What's holding Guy?" "I'll tell you, That crane's holding him up." "He made one mistake:" "he tried to do it alone." "So you can shoot from the navel." " You got 48 hours to clear out." " Carry the bags, fat boy." "And now, my dear friends, I invite everybody inside the bar." "The schnapps is on Hammacher." "Shouldn't we have one for Gisborne?" "Didn't we give him a short beer?" " Please don't take my cocoa." " Yes, sir." " Liqueur in the drawing room." " Thanks." "I am confident you've arranged everything." "I've rented the auditorium contacted the necessary parties and found painters." "We can't afford any slip-ups." "When Robbo says 48 hours, he doesn't mean 49." "T omorrow will tell the tale." "T omorrow is in the hands of fate, but tonight is all ours." "Oh, I agree." "I don't know what you're going to do with your part of it." "I'm going to sleep." " Miss Stevens?" " Good night." "Your hat and coat, sir." "Good night." "Ta-ta." "Ta-ta to you too." " This way out" " I know the way!" "Are you content to raise your children..." " ... in a city run by gangsters?" " No!" "Will you let your sons idolize this phony Robin Hood who uses soup kitchens to print counterfeit money?" "No!" "Thank you." "Now I would like to introduce a man who is dedicated to public service." "A great officer of the law." "The man who will lead us in our fight for better government Deputy Sheriff Alvin Potts." "Thank you, Miss Stevens." "May I say that I whole-heartedly support the Women's League for Better Government?" "Once a hood, always a hood." "Those with pride in the soup kitchens were shocked to find the kitchens were fronts for a large counterfeiting ring." "The leopard, it seems, cannot change his spots." "Read all about it!" "Robin Hood a hood!" "Paper?" "I always knew he was a hood." "I must talk to Mr. Jake." " You knit one and you purl two." " Okay." "Otherwise you drop a stitch, you know" "I insist on talking to Mr. Jake." "Y es." "Give me that." "I don't want any trouble with you bums down there." "Go clean up that soup kitchen." "We run a charity." "I can't work for two bosses." "That dame called this morning and she said not to stop, and not take orders from nobody." "Everybody against the wall." "Hello." "Hello!" "He hung up on me." "Let's go down there, make a few ripples." " Holy mackerel!" " Those little" "Close it and lock it." "You're gonna let them do that?" "I can fight hoods or cops, but not the people." "Me first." "I forgot my knitting." "Oh, dear." "Merry Christmas!" "Thank you!" "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas!" "Ho, ho." "Merry Christmas, thank you." " Let's get coffee." " Let's see if the boss wants any." "Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!" "How about some coffee?" " I'm treating." " Where'd you get the money?" " Some guy missed the bucket." " Follow me." "Ain't that the dame's outfit?" "Yeah, "WLBG. "" " They must be doing good." " Yeah, come on." "Happy Yuletide, gentlemen." "This wet snow infuriates me but I can't wear galoshes with evening clothes." "Why, that dirty" "Hey, we blow this job, we won't have a pot." " What happened to Potts?" " He must be in there." "Happy Yuletide, Mr. Potts." 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"My name is Lupin the Third." "Grandson of the infamous phantom thief, Arsene Lupin." "The international police are always after me but, well, I have never been caught." "If I want to steal something, I always succeed." "I am the great thief that goes by the name Lupin the Third." "Daisuke Jigen, my partner." "Ever the hard-boiled professional, he's a cool-headed gunman." "A man with a strong sense of duty, I can always depend on him." "Goemon Ishikawa the Thirteenth." "Of the famous Ishikawa family of thieves." "A master swordsman, he can cut through anything with his katana." "He can be a really scary guy if you anger him." "Police inspector Zenigata the Third." "Descendant of the Zenigata family, he comes from a long line of policemen." "He lives to catch me." "He is difficult for me to deal with..." "The mystery woman, Ms. Fujiko Mine." "She could be a spy or a thief, there's just no telling with this woman." "She's always giving me a hard time but I couldn't hate her." "Well, then." "Surrounded by all these interesting people I wonder what's going to happen to me this time?" "Huh?" "Damn I'm cool!" "Stop it already." "You'll end up in the hospital before you get the scrolls if you keep that up." "Don't say that!" "Anyway, Jigen, did you find out anything?" "You should give up on this one..." "Just answer me." "Yeah, sure I found out something but it won't do us any good, Lupin." "He's there." "Hmm?" "Ishikawa?" "That's right:" "Goemon." "Goemon Ishikawa." "It goes without saying that Goemon would be loitering around that place." "Loitering, huh?" "That's right." "He's got a sword that can cut through iron, doesn't he?" "I see..." "Zantetsuken, literally "the sword that cuts down iron"." "The infamous sword was created in the 19th century, and in the early 20th century Arsene Lupin stole the secret scrolls detailing the technique used in its creation..." "Enough!" "The honor of the Lupin family name is at stake here." "Good grief." "But Lupin, why are the scrolls of Zantetsuken on Mt." "Kurotogi?" "That place is the training ground of the Jitou sword style." "And as it happens, Goemon is a master of the Jitou style and an instructor there." "There's no way you can beat him." "Better to just give it up." "Jigen, When will the prospective candidates meet?" "Believe it or not, it's today." "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "!" "Hey, what about Goemon?" "Oh, we were destined to challenge each other some day, anyway." "See ya!" "Hey Lupin!" "You're leaving me behind?" "I told ya... the honor of the Lupin family name is at stake here." "Hey, Lupin!" "Wait!" "A Wolf Is A Wolf" "Who's there?" "Come out so I can see you!" "It's yourself, Mr. Hanji of Annaka." "Wh-wh-what?" "Master Ishikawa the 5 candidates have arrived." "Very well, I'll be right there." "Now then, I wonder what kind of candidates we have for ourselves..." "Lookin' fancy Mr. Goemon Ishikawa." "Akabe Shibana." "Shishamo of Hokkaido." "Kaikin of Honno." "Lupin, I mean, Hanji of Annaka." "Rinko Fujinami." "Fujiko..." "Hey Fujiko-kun..." "Fujiko-kun..." "To think that we'd meet in a place like this." "Still, what a horrible disguise." "Did I make a mistake?" "Next!" "Yes, sir!" "Next!" "Yes, sir!" "Next!" "Yes, sir." "Stop, stop it already..." "What if you get hurt?" "Ow!" "Ow!" "What is your weapon of choice?" "I'm somewhat skilled with the short sword." "Interesting." "Rather well done." "Very well." "Next!" "I'm here." "Huh?" "What is your weapon of choice?" "You!" "Name your weapon!" "How pathetic..." "To think Fujiko..." "I love you so much, damn it!" "Ah, most impressive!" "Well then, do you have the recommendation letter?" "Recommendation?" "How odd." "According to the list, you're Hanji of Annaka one of the leaders of the Kunisada group in Joshu." "Uh, yes, that's right!" "I'm indeed the leader of the Kunisada group in Joshu!" "That's enough!" "Just what I expected of you, Goemon!" "Magnificent!" "Thank you very much." "Look!" "The Zantetsuken is being reborn." "I must have you test it out again, Goemon." "There is nothing your sword cannot cut thought but you lack one thing." "That is the ability to purge all emotion." "True." "By the way, Goemon..." "Yes?" "There seem to be some suspicious figures mixed in with the candidates." "Yes." "Have you revealed their identities?" "I am not certain yet." "Lupin the Third isn't involved, is he?" "It couldn't be." "If Lupin was involved, what would you do?" "I would kill him." "Well then, I take my leave." "Right..." "Tip-toe, tip-toe, tip-AARGH!" "Ow-ow-ow!" "Lupin, it seems like you're after the same thing as I am." "It's you after all, Fujiko..." "I won't let you get in my way this time, though." "Oh?" "I wonder about that." "It seems like you have come all unprepared." "What?" "I, on the other hand, came well prepared." "See?" "Over here!" "If you understand, it's time for you to take a little nap, Lupin." "Good night." "Right on time." "Move!" "Where are the scrolls?" "This way!" "Who's there?" "!" "Curses, another thief for me to dispose of!" "The secret scrolls are inside, let's hurry." "Ah!" "What do you want, Mine Fujiko?" "It should be obvious what I want." "I came to relieve you of the three secret scrolls of Zantetsuken." "Relieve me?" "Yes, as you will soon see." "Looks like it's a total failure." "Will you kill me now, too?" "No, I don't kill women." "Go." "Really?" "Thanks." "But if you let me go now I might cause you more trouble later on." "Are you allright with that, Goemon?" "Go home." "Right, I'm going!" "Well then, bye-bye!" "Goemon-san..." "This is what you get when you try to act cool by saying you don't kill women, Goemon-san." "I wonder about that." "Take a good look at those scrolls." "They're fake!" "Exactly." "Damn!" "Now's my chance!" "Lupin!" "Now, you'll tell me all the secrets of Zantetsuken, right?" "Th-that's..." "It can't be helped..." "Alright, tell me." "It happened 25 years ago on a windy day..." "What's so funny?" "You couldn't cut even a turnip with a sword like that." "Say what?" "!" "Want to try it on me?" "You bet!" "That was the first time in my life that I had let my guard down." "But I was too young to know any better." "I had so much confidence in my own skills that I believed that with that sword alone, I could take over the world." "And so, I pursued clues and rumors and finally succeeded in stealing his blade, and the secret within, from that man." "And as it turns out, that man was Lupin the Second, huh?" "Now that I look back on it, that was the incident that brought me into the underworld." "To think that you managed to steal a secret from Lupin the Second..." "You must've been quite a guy back then." "And?" "Where are the real scrolls?" "Th-that's..." "Just spit it out, already." "They're right here." "Goemon!" "Lupin, kill Lupin!" "W-what's wrong?" "Kill him!" "No, now that I have heard the whole story I cannot follow your orders no longer." "Goemon...!" "Oh, so you're giving them to me?" "You two should duel." "The winner gets the scrolls." "Duel, you say?" "I'm fine with that." "That's how all this started, anyway." "That alright with you, old man?" "But how do you intend to defeat my technique?" "Well, I have one or two tricks up my sleeve." "Both of you step forward." "You ready, old man?" "Begin!" "Aw crap, I better run..." "Fight, damn you!" "Stop running!" "Over here, pops!" " Admit defeat!" "Stop running!" " Over here... oh, please stop...!" "Damn it..." "Bye, then..." "Stand still!" "Wait!" "Stop running!" "Looks like I win, doesn't it?" "Your technique is useless in the bottom of a pothole." "Now, Let's have it... huh?" "Thank you, Lupin!" "Fujiko again...?" "Forgive me, Lupin!" "Goddamn...!" "I'll remember this, Fujiko!" "I'll remember this!" "Fujiko!" "Lupin." "Take them." "They are the real ones." "This time the victory goes to you but our battle is not over yet, understand?" "We shall finish this another time." "Goemon...." "Now that the secret of Zantetsuken is gone, I have nothing holding me here any longer." "Goodbye." "That guy..." "Traveling such a long distance on foot..." "Ain't you something." "You received my letter of challenge, I take it?" "Oh, this?" "You had to send me such a boring ol' letter?" "It's too rough to blow my nose in and too soft to make a paper airplane out of." "It might be useful for drying yourself after a nice hot bath, Goemon!" "Let us fight." "Whoa, not so fast." "Dueling has long since gone out of style, you know?" "Don't move, Goemon." "I'm telling you, you'll be sorry if you come any closer." "I wonder..." "To think that the same trick worked twice..." "And here I warned you out of sheer kindness, too." "Here." "Huh?" "Now you've done it, Goemon!" "Why you...!" "I'm gonna boil you alive!" "Good grief..." "looks like we've got another troublemaker in our gang." "Well for next week, It's been a while since the four of us worked together." "I'm gonna take some cards from millionaire Mr. Gold," "With a warning notice, of course." "But the opponent is not someone to be trifled with he paid Zenigata for protection" "But the four of us will combine our strengths." "Everyone Meets Again:" "The Trump Plan" "You've got the channel set." "Twine itself around my feet" "Kick the red waves" "Machine scream" "It's like a crazy morning light" "Walter P-38" "In my hand" "When I hold it" "Everything will disappear" "It's a rule" "Lupin the Third"

"±¾×ÖÄ"½ö¹©Ñ§Ï°½"Á÷£¬ÑϽûÓÃÓÚÉÌÒµÓÃ;" "=ÆÆÀÃÐÜ×ÖÄ"×é=- ·­Ò룺¸öÈËID У¶Ô£º¸öÈËID ʱ¼äÖ᣺KevinVan ¼ÖÆ£º¸öÈËID" "You look hot in cleats." "You might not think that when I'm scoring for the other team." "It's cute that you wanna play." "Cute?" "I'm actually very good at soccer." "It's a charity game-- the charity being the boys will even let the girls touch the ball." "You don't think the girls can beat the boys?" "Men's soccer is a serious sport here." "And so is women's soccer." "Back home, we won the gold in the Olympics, and now we're ranked number one in the world." "But you're not back home." "Oh... (mutters)" "JO:" "Thank you so much for staying with us, and have a safe trip home." "Thank you, we had a wonderful time." "And be sure to wear your hats out there." "The sun gets hot." "We have a cooler with water in the jeep." "It's very, very important to stay hydrated." "We're going to the airport, not on a pilgrimage to Mecca." "Um..." "Ntatu, aren't you missing someone?" "He wasn't on the plane." "What do you mean he wasn't on the plane?" "I held up the sign with his name, and waited until everybody got off." "No one came up to me." "(sighs)" "(whistle blows)" "So, you're not gonna believe this, but Oliver just said that the girls can't beat the boys." "Um, because we don't." "Girls have never beaten the boys." "Come on, guys, it's not about winning or losing." "It's for a very important cause that helps underprivileged kids get an education." "Plus, we get to hang out with the guys all day and watch them get all sweaty." "You know, maybe if we just take it a little more seriously we could actually-- Katie, guys don't like girls who beat them." "Especially Oliver." "Mmm." "He's sickly competitive." "I should know." "I dated him for two years." "Yeah, he is super competitive, he gets it after our dad." "Well, that's stupid." "It's just a game." "Whatever you say, sweetie." "A little help." "You said you were good, you didn't say you could go pro." "Surprise!" "(nervously chuckles)" "Told you." "?" "?" "?" "I definitely don't wanna be a vet." "Why not?" "You're great with animals." "Yeah, but too much school." "I still have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up." "Well, I tell you what." "Luckily you've got a number of years to sort that out." "Um, I need to know by Thursday." "That's when my paper's due." ""What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up?"" "Two pages." "Single-spaced." "Ooh, single-spaced." "Yeah." "I feel your pain, Chase." "MBALI:" "Here you go." "Jesse." "Didn't think I'd ever see you here again." "Well, I've thought about it, and I'd like to get my job back." "I take responsibility for everything that I did." "I was an idiot for lying about my age, and lying to you was..." "Jesse, you know it's not up to me." "Ah, the American boy is here." "Remember, Mbali, the boy's underage, so no alcohol for him." "I'd like to get my job back." "Really?" "Why should I give you your job back?" "Well..." "I've already screwed up once, so, the odds of me doing it again are way down." "All right, look, I will bus every dish that I see," "I won't go behind the bar unless I am cleaning or restocking, and I will never touch a bottle of alcohol-- or even a glass with it in it-- until I turn 18." "What do you think?" "Should we give him his job back?" "Well... we haven't found a new busboy yet, so..." "Sure." "Why not?" "Welcome back." "I'll put you on the schedule." "Great." "But... if you ever lie to me, or any of my employees, you won't even get a glass of water from here." "Hear?" "Yes, sir." "Any word from our missing guest?" "Yes." "He missed his commercial flight, so he rented a small plane and he's flying himself here." "(chuckles)" "Rich." "We should up the rates." "Yeah." "(plane propeller whirring)" "Wait a second." "That couldn't possibly be him?" "Is it?" "It's gotta be." "ART:" "Well, he can't land here." "Well..." "(engine puttering)" "(crash)" "?" "soon as we..." "Oh, my God!" "ART:" "Looks messy." "Stay back, stay back." "Hello, hello." "Anyone there?" "JO:" "Danny, is he all right?" "I can't even see him." "(extinguisher whooshing)" "There's no one in there." "MAN:" "G'day." "I'm James." "James" "Hasbrooke." "And that was not my best landing." "Yeah, it was almost your last landing." "Are you okay?" "Some minor damage to my ego, but I'm a fast healer." "And don't worry, I'll pay to have the plane removed." "What time's dinner?" "I'm starving." "Thanks for the lift." "One of the many perks of dating a guy with his own car." "And what would the other perks be?" "You will have to find out for yourself." "So, are you sure you're okay with us playing against each other?" "Yeah." "If you're okay with the girls losing." "Ha." "You know, some guys might feel very threatened by a girl who can play sports." "Especially losing to a team of them." "Well, I'm not some guy." "And we're not gonna lose." "We'll see." "We will." "Bye." "Bye." "I've never stayed in an eco-lodge before." "We don't have any in Australia." "There's one in Peru." "And there's one in Costa Rica in a rainforest." "You know, you can actually go inside an active volcano." "You ever been inside a volcano?" "Can't say that I have." "I want to do that." "JO:" "No, you don't." "And you never will." "So, James, you're an inventor?" "Adventurer." "Entrepreneur." "Inventor." "You've ever heard of the Hasbrooke?" "You created the Hasbrooke bearings?" "Yeah." "Changed the art of skateboarding." "That was my "Eureka!" moment." ""Eureka!" moment?" "Yeah." "Everybody has one." "It's that point in time when clarity comes, you know, when you realize who you are, what your purpose is." "Then it's up to you to decide whether you're gonna seize it or not." "That's exactly what I need." "Hey, have you ever met Tony Hawk?" "Met him?" "I've been in his half-pipe down in Santa Monica." "How about Bam Margera?" "Mm-hmm." "JESSE:" "Rodney Mullen?" "JAMES:" "Yeah." "Ryan Sheckler?" "Sure." "Shaun White?" "I've nollied with all of them." "The average male hippo weighs 4,000 pounds." "Only the elephant is a larger land mammal." "What about, uh, Billy..." "My knowledge of African game boring you?" "No, no." "Go on." "I want to see the best of what you've got." "Then take a look at that." "(grunting)" "Oh, I have to get closer." "No, you don't." "(shutter clicks) Art, tell him why it's a bad idea." "They're unpredictable, aggressive and have no fear of humans." "Every year in Africa, more people get killed by hippos than all other predators combined." "I didn't come to Africa to sit on the bench, mate." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come back here!" "What do you think you're doing?" "It'll be okay." "Art, go get him!" "You crazy?" "No, but he is." "Go get him!" "I'll get him." "Jesse, stay" "Fine, I'll go." "I'm getting too old for this." "Stup..." "JO:" "Do not get out of that tree!" "This is why I retired." "(grunting)" "This is why I came to Africa." "This is so freaking cool!" "(growling)" "(camera shutter clicking)" "CHASE:" "Undersea explorer." "Rap music producer..." "You'd be so good at that." "I hear the music industry's been in a slump." "I'm going to be a mommy." "Not really an option for me." "(sighs)" "Stop him!" "He's gonna eat another one of our balls." "We were here first." "You're just mad that he's faster than you." "What is it?" "My "Eureka!" moment." "I'm a paleontologist!" "So that's why I invented the Hasbrooke." "That's awesome." "Hey, you missed a helluva game drive yesterday." "I know you're excited to be in Africa, but our guests tend to enjoy their stay less when they're dead." "I signed a waiver, and don't worry, I'm not gonna sue you." "This isn't about money." "You had my wife, Jesse, and my father-in-law with you." "Say hello to Dr. Killjoy." "Danny... some people like to live life." "Do things." "Seize the day." "I rode a Harley across the U.S., I served in the Peace Corps, and if memory serves me correctly," "I do believe I moved my entire family to South Africa." "Yeah," "Jesse told me all about that." "What an adventure, eh?" "How cool is your dad?" "My step-dad, and hijacking my family and taking them to Africa is one thing, inventing the Hasbrooke, that's inspired." "So, uh..." "I was thinking about going cliff-diving later." "Why don't we all go?" "Cliff-diving?" "Yeah." "It's when you dive off cliffs." "Thanks for the clarification." "Come on, it'll be fun." "The three of us, flying through the air." "As I recall the last time you were flying through the air didn't turn out too well." "This'll be different." "Yeah, hey, Danny, why don't you sit this one out?" "(chuckles)" "Do I look like I wanna go cliff-diving?" "So why do it?" "What is it?" "Mid-life crisis?" "'Cause if so" "I'd rather you come home with a convertible." "Preferably red." "Something Italian." "Look, I like my family the way it is." "I also wanna keep them in one piece." "Which is why I don't want Jesse hanging out alone with David Blaine." "Jesse's jumping off a cliff?" "Into water." "Dust off your swimming suit." "That's what I thought." "(groans) Move your feet," "Ollie!" "Hey!" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "No wonder you guys always win, you've been hogging the field all day." "We need to get goal practice." "Haven't got time to practice, we got to go." "Where?" "Ant's Hill, the fund-raising braai for the benefit." "Oh." "Well, we can go as soon as you get the ball." "Come on, Katie." "Oh, come on, get the ball." "Get the ball!" "(groans)" "Are you mad?" "No, I'm glad the girls' team got some talent this year; maybe you'll get on the scoreboard." "Or maybe we'll win." "You know, when it comes to sports, and I'm not talking about water ballet or synchronized gymnastics, men and women are in different leagues." "It's not fair, but it's the way it is." "Well, we'll see about that." "Well, this is the life." "(chuckles):" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Is it too late to just go back and have a nice meal someplace?" "Oh, there's only one way out, and that's down." "The second you plunge into that water, you're just going to want to get right back up and do it again." "Don't worry." "I've done it a dozen times." "It's perfectly safe." "Three, two, one." "(yelling)" "Whoo!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Yeah, hi..." "Okay, I'm coming." "(clears throat)" "Here goes the stupidest thing I've ever done." "(yelling)" "Thanks" "Yeah, nice one." "Aha." "So how are God's creatures big and small?" "Actually, there's a baby inyala in there with an attitude." "Are you going to theut, I fund-raising braai tonight?" "Yeah, you know I never miss a good braai." "Especially when it's for a good cause." "Will you be there?" "Yeah, beads and all." "Or whatever you wear to a braai." "So, can I ask you something?" "Yeah." "Do you mind when girls are better than boys at soccer?" "Oh, I know some guys that do." "But for me, it just kind of makes it more fun." "And also the girls in the past just haven't been all that competitive." "You know, just haven't taken it all that seriously." "Yeah, I noticed that, which is weird, cause I thought soccer was, like, a big deal in Africa." "you know, for girls and boys." "Well, it is." "I mean, we have the World Cup here in 2010." "Which is amazing since South Africa was banned from international play until 1992 because of Apartheid." "I mean, we had, um, segregated teams, and now it's the most played sport in South Africa." "And yours truly is a soccer fanatic." "Bafana Bafana." "What does "Bafana Bafana" mean?" "It means, "The Boys."" "It's what we call our national squad." "And the women's team is called," ""Banyana Banyana," which means..." "Which means "The Girls," right?" "Nah, it means,"Do not open the mouth of a snake to see its teeth."" "Really?" "No, it means "The Girls."" "I think the girls are going to have to give the boys a run for their money this year." "Oh, we'll have to see about that." "We will." "Yeah." "We will." "That was sick." "The way your heart's pumping, that's what it means to be alive." "Or go into cardiac arrest." "JESSE:" "Man, that was cool." "You think that was cool, wait till you go back up." "Yeah?" "I always wanted to rock climb." "What?" "Up that thing?" "No way." "You want to rock climb, we'll go to a climbing wall in a nice gym." "I have a rule." ""Never jump off something if you can't climb up it."" "Beginner lever stuff, you know?" "Yeah, Danny, I could totally climb that." "Wait a second, James, what is your deal?" "Just tempt fate?" "Suicide wish?" "What is it?" "Doesn't it all seem a little reckless?" "When my dad died," "I realized every day counts." "You got to eat life up." "And I know you think the same way." "I mean, moving here with your family might seem more reckless than, say, climbing up a cliff." "Okay, but there's a big difference." "I take risks, but they are responsible risks." "It's called being an adult." "Oh, come on." "So what now?" "What everybody does after a life-changing moment: get drunk." "I work at a bar, we can go there." "It's perfect." "What?" "I didn't say "to drink."" "Well, I'm going to be there, too." "KATIE:" "There you are." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "This is beautiful." "Yeah, it gets a little hot." "Hmm, I guess." "It's a good crowd, though." "Seems like we're raising a lot of money." "This is nice, all this." "The game, helping kids go to school." "Is something wrong?" "Uh, no." "It's just the boy-girls thing." ""A boy-girls thing"?" "Yeah, we hang out with our own teams." "Are you serious?" "Yeah, it's tradition." "Hey, Ollie." "Just give me a moment, guys." "Hi, I, um..." "I didn't know if you'd show since you're not playing in the game." "Yeah, meathead jock's not my thing." "Really?" "What is your thing?" "Come on." "JAMES:" "So the sled dog in front doesn't want to walk anymore." "I can't explain it because the North Pole's right there." "Just said no." "No more walking." "Hey, James." "I wanted you to meet Emily." "Nice to meet you." "Hi, nice to meet you." "Hi, Emily." "Hi, Dr. Clarke." "Um, so, you're the skateboard inventor guy?" "Well, not the skateboard, but the engine, so to say, yeah." "Where there once were biplanes, then jet airplanes, that's what James did for the skateboard." "Oh." "Wow." "Can I borrow you for a second?" "Oh, yeah." "Sure." "Is everything okay?" "Oliver and I were doing really well and then this game happened and things have been really... weird." "Okay, just so you know," "Oliver's never dated a girl that could do anything but worship the ground he walked on." "It'll be good for him." "I don't think it's going to be very good for us." "No way, she was looking at me?" "She was glued to you and your girlfriend." "Saw it with my own eyes." "You guys used to date?" "No." "But you like her?" "She's smart, funny, gorgeous... unlike any girl I've ever known." "What's to like?" "You ever told her how you feel?" "I have this thing about not making an ass out of myself." "Mate, when I was your age, my parents sent me to Barcelona for the summer." "There was this girl lived next door, Angelica." "She looked just like Penelope Cruz." "All summer I worked up the courage to ask her out." "Finally got the guts up, rang the doorbell, her dad answered, said she'd left for boarding school that morning." "That was it." "Never saw her again." "Wow, that's a depressing story." "That's when I decided..." "I was never going to wait again to go after what I want." "(pen clattering)" "You never know when it's going to be too late." "* In the rhythm of my heart" "* In the music of my soul" "* I dream one dream" "* Of Africa" "(Mbali stops singing, song continues)" "(music stops)" "You're not working today." "I know." "Look, I may sound crazy, but there's something I've got to say to you." "You and me... there's something between us, I think." "And it's good." "And we could pretend like there isn't, but I don't want to look back on life and regret one day having not said anything to you." "Jesse." "Let's just-- why don't we see what could happen?" "Jesse, there are things you don't understand." "Then explain them to me." "I can't." "Notice the gentle push pass." "I didn't want to hurt your feet." "Oh, you're so considerate." "I got it." "Ah!" "Nice try." "Here, here, here." "(groans)" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I just rolled my ankle." "It just gave out." "Okay, okay." "Put your arm around me." "All right, one, two, three." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Slowly." "Okay." "?" "Do you want me to carry you?" "Carry me?" "No, thanks, I'm fine." "Okay, well, try to favor the other leg." "You don't want to make it worse." "And don't forget to ice it." "Do you have ice?" "Yes." "Okay, well, I'll pick you up in the morning." "Sure." "You will recover, yeah?" "It's not that, just... really wanted to help the girls beat the boys." "Right, but the important thing is to get better." "I'll nurse you back to health, hmm?" "And, I mean, in terms of the game, there's always next year." "See ya." "Whoever's credited with discovering this gets the honor of naming it." "Really?" "Ever heard of Sue-- the largest, most complete skeleton of a T-Rex ever found, discovered in the Badlands of South Dakota, um... by Sue." "So, what are you gonna call yours?" "Maybe man took his first steps here in Africa to get away from, uh... the Chase-a-saurus." "Chase-a-saurus." "It'll look great on the T-shirts." "JO:" "We have a problem." "I just got off the phone with a credit card company and James's card has been denied." "Apparently, the primary card holder, a Mr. James Hasbrooke Senior, has cut it off." "Wait a second." "He said his father was dead." "Oh, he's not, and I just spoke to him." "Senior invented the Hasbrooke, not Junior." "According to his father, the only thing that James has invented is a bunch of stories." "He says his son is just a spoiled kid wasting his inheritance and his life." "Hmm." "DANNY:" "You seen James?" "He is probably trying to self combust." "Or do a tango with a crocodile." "His credit card was denied." "I'll shoot him myself." "I saw Jesse and Mr. Hasbrooke driving off a while ago." "Danny." "I knew something was off about Hasbrooke." "It makes sense Jesse'd want to hang around with a guy like that." "Careless." "Reckless." "Takes too many risks." "More child than adult." "And, I'm the step-father from hell." "Oh, you're not too bad." "You know, what you did, coming to South Africa, some could say was incredibly dumb." "This is your idea of a pep talk?" "But you did what you needed to for your family." "Takes guts." "I should know." "I didn't have those guts when I needed them." "And I lost my daughter." "Jesse may not appreciate what you did now, but one day he will." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What do you think you're doing?" "Danny, I've been climbing for years, he's in good hands." "Jesse, get down here right now." "Why?" "You're not my dad-- I'm telling you get down here right now." "Look, I know I should have told you about this earlier, but" "No, James, you should have told me the truth." "My wife just got off the phone with a Mr. Hasbrooke, Senior." "She spoke with my dad?" "Yes, she spoke to your dad." "Maybe on the ride home you can explain to my son who the real inventor of the Hasbrooke is." "Hey, Jesse, I want you down here right now." "Jesse, I'm talking to you." "Now!" "Jesse." "(groans)" "Oh!" "Jesse!" "Ow!" "Jesse." "Jesse." "Wait, wait, lie still, lie still." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Are you okay, Jesse?" "It's okay." "Is he okay?" "Shut up!" "Look at me." "Look at me." "He's got a concussion." "Get some long, straight branches." "We have to stabilize his spine." "Right now." "Go!" "Are you gonna stay up there all day or you gonna come down and help us?" "Just relax." "(groans)" "Just relax, we're gonna get you to the hospital, okay?" "I feel kinda sleepy." "No, don't go to sleep." "Look at me, buddy." "Look at me." "Okay, you stay with me and I'm gonna stay with you." "All right?" "You stay with me." "I'm gonna stay with you." "(sighs):" "Okay." "I had the radiologist go over your x-rays again this morning." "And you are indeed a lucky boy." "After a concussion there's grogginess, nausea, headache." "Take lots of fluids, take the medication, and, um, bed rest for two to three days." "Thank you, Doctor." "So much." "Well, thank your husband." "He made the difference down there." "No, Jesse toughed it out." "You're a tough kid." "Morning." "(sighs) Oh, how is he?" "Much better." "Good." "Katie." "What?" "Your foot." "You're not limping." "Oh!" "Yeah." "Um... ow." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "I just heal fast." "I don't want to play." "Why not?" "Because I'm too good." "I'm sure those words have never been uttered before." "Oliver and I just started dating, and he's a good guy, and I wanna be a good girlfriend." "But I don't wanna let the girls down." "But if I play, and I win, then I lose him." "He just doesn't wanna be beaten by a girl." "I mean he says he's okay with it, but he's not." "Okay, um..." "In general, guys don't like to be beaten by anyone, boys or girls, so..." "And I know that you like Oliver, and you want him to like you, but please trust me on this." "If... if you don't stay true to who you are, in the end you're not gonna like Katie." "And neither will he." "So lose the limp?" "Yeah." "I'm calling it the "Chase-a-saurus."" "So what do you think," "Triassic or Jurassic?" "I think these bones are more recent than that." "Cretaceous?" "Medieval?" "Try two or three years old." "Two or three?" "How do you know?" "What we're looking at is Aristotle." "Aristotle?" "My Rhodesian Ridgeback." "Died almost three years ago." "Best dog I ever had." "Well, there goes your fame." "Don't rub it in." "ART:" "It's not the end of the world." "I had my "Eureka!" moment at age 11, and all it got me was a bunch of three-year-old bones." "There is no single "Eureka!" moment." "James said there was." "James is an idiot, he's young, and he's got a lot to learn." "There is no single "Eureka!" moment that defines us." "Life doesn't work that way." "Life... is a series of them." "Sometimes it pans out, other times they disappoint." "It's how we handle the, the joys and the disappointments that define us, that build character, make us who we are." "It's a lesson we all have to learn." "James is just learning it a lot later than you are." "(sighs)" "Uh, no, he won't be coming in today." "I'm sorry, I should have called." "Jesse's, uh, had an accident." "ot gonna kill me, are you?" "As tempting as that sounds, no." "Not that I'd blame you." "Sorry about everything." "Mm-hmm." "Dad said he'd wire the money to cover my stay." "He's pissed about the plane, though." "Look, you don't know what it's like growing up in the shadow of a successful man." "Nothing I ever do is good enough." "James, it's fine to have adventures, you just got to balance it with responsibility." "Otherwise they're gonna catch up with you." "Or, worse, somebody else." "I don't know what else to do." "This is all I know." "Don't you want to have a real "Eureka!" moment?" "Where you finally get clarity on who you are, what your purpose is." "It's out there, buddy." "Waiting for you." "Good luck." "Mrs. Clarke, I just wanna say again how sorry I am about" "We know." "Yeah." "(jeep engine starts)" "(sighs)" "Another satisfied customer." "(lightly knocking)" "Hi." "Hi." "How are you feeling?" "I'm okay." "Sounds scary." "It was." "Thanks for checking in on me." "Listen, um... is there something going on with the woman at Ant's Hill?" "I saw the way you two were looking at each other and it's just... well, you know that I like you." "So if there is something going on, um..." "I'm giving you a way out if you want it." "No, there's nothing." "Look, um..." "I'm sorry that I'm such a..." "I suck, and I know it." "I haven't made it easy on you." "And I'm really sorry." "You should fall down more often." "It does wonders for your personality." "(chuckles)" "Oh..." "Welcome to the perks, round two." "Ice packs that don't get painfully cold." "I bought you trashy magazines, some chocolates." "I rented you The Matrix, 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Pride and Prejudice." "Well, Emily told me to rent you the last one." "Your bandage is off, and you're not limping." "Yeah." "Um..." "I'm not hurt." "I never was." "You-You faked it?" "Why would you fake it?" "Because everything was so great between us and then this game came up and you couldn't handle how I was playing." "That's not true." "You were so cold to me." "On the field." "At Ant's Hill." "And then I hurt myself and it's-it's movies and chocolates... and chivalrous attempts to carry me and nurse me back to health." "If you can't handle the fact that I can kick a ball, then that's your issue." "But..." "I'm not gonna not be good." "I can't not be good." "So that's why I faked it, because..." "I didn't want to mess things up between us." "Well, that's exactly what you did, Katie." "Hey, how you feeling?" "Wiped out, but better." "Aren't you going to be late for Katie's game?" "Your mom and I are staying right here with you." "That's ridiculous." "What are you guys going to do, stare at me?" "Go to the game, both of you." "I'm not going anywhere." "I promise." "Well, the doctor did say we could leave you for a few hours." "All right." "Hey, Danny." "Yeah?" "Thanks." "On behalf of the Vuselela Free School Program," "I would like to thank you all for your time and your generous donations." "Enjoy the game!" "Thank you." "That was a fast recovery." "I'll tell you guys all about it." "Oliver already told us." "Listen, we're glad to have you here." "Glad to be here." "Good." "Now let's go beat the boys." "Whoo!" "Every year, the girls take on the boys." "Every year, th lose." "Would it be bad sportsmanship if I punched him?" "Look, it's a biological fact." "Men are faster, bigger, and stronger than women." "I'd be happy to prove you wrong on that last one." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Tell you what." "Put your money where your mouth is." "All right." "A family of ostriches if the girls win." "If they lose, free vet service for a week." "Done." "(blows whistle)" "(crowd cheering and whistling)" "Get 'em," "Katie!" "(applause and cheering)" "Boys versus girls, what a colossal waste of time." "That's it!" "That's the way we do it!" "Go, Katie, run!" "JO:" "Go, go, go!" "DANNY:" "Come on, come on!" "Go, go, go, go!" "(crowd groaning)" "Hey." "Hey." "Double or nothing." "You add a giraffe," "I'll throw in a week's free surgeries at your clinic." "You're on." "Come on, come on!" "(crowd groaning, Colin laughing)" "(air horn blowing)" "Girls have slower reflexes than boys." "Ow!" "(running upstairs)" "No one was here." "I hope it's okay I came in." "Yeah." "When you didn't show up for work, I called and found out." "I'm okay." "You are?" "I am now." "I-I mean" "I-I wasn't doing as well before, but I'm doing a lot better now." "So I shouldn't look for someone new for the job?" "No, I'll be back soon, a few days at most." "Good." "Why aren't you shooting?" "I just" " I haven't had any clear shots yet." "Take some shots, Katie." "Forget about Oliver." "We've got a real chance here." "Come on, girl, come on, baby!" "DANNY:" "Come on, Katie!" "Come on, girl!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "?" "a" "Ha, better luck next time, Katie." "(girls and crowd cheering)" "(horn blowing)" "COLIN:" "What on earth are you doing out there?" "!" "What?" "!" "Come on, guys, we can win this thing!" "(spectators shouting encouragement)" "Come on!" "Go get it!" "Go get it!" "Good save, Lauren!" "Whoo!" "Center it, Katie!" "(joyful shouting)" "OLIVER:" "Boys!" "CROWD (chanting):" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Whoo!" "Good job!" "CROWD (chanting):" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Girls!" "Let's go!" "Let's go, Katie!" "(whistle blows)" "REFEREE:" "Foul." "Hey!" "No, no, it's..." "Hey, Ref?" "Yes!" "DANNY:" "Come on, Katie!" "Come on, bang it into the net!" "Girls rule!" "(Katie panting)" "I wish you weren't so cute." "Come on, Katie." "Come on." "You can do it." "You can do it." "(whistle blows)" "(Katie sighs)" "(crowd and players cheering)" "(whistle blowing)" "(air horn blows)" "The girls win it!" "(cheering continues)" "Well, I guess I owe you some animals." "Ah, it was a great game." "Your kids played well." "Both of them." "Oliver and Emily." "Good game." "Good game." "Good game." "Hey." "Sorry about that foul." "Ah, I woulda done the same thing." "It's part of the game." "Yeah, I know." "Nice shot." "Thanks." "I'll see you tonight at Ant's Hill?" "That was embarrassing." "Hey." "Hi." "Some game." "Yeah." "Congratulations." "I'm sorry if I made things worse with your dad." "It's not possible." "I'm sorry if I got a little competitive." "I hate losing." "I can tell." "And I'm not used to losing to a girl-- especially one I'm dating." "Well, I'm not used to faking injuries, so I guess this relationship is challenging us both." "Katie, the girls I've dated haven't been anything like you." "I'm thinking that's a good thing." "Very good." "I mean, it might take a bit of getting used to." "It's a good thing I'm up for the challenge." "So, we're okay?" "That depends." "On what?" "You don't play cricket, do you?" "No." "Never have." "Thank God."

"Previously on Mad Men..." "Don and Megan sold Heinz last night over dinner." "Way to go!" "You should be shaking her hand." "It's just beginner's luck." "Mr. Sterling will be handling the day to day, but everything he knows, I'll know." "Do you know you're good at all of it?" "I have nothing, Don." "Megan!" "Congratulations!" "There's a point when you go from going home on the 5:25 to the 7:05." "I didn't want to play cards anyway." "I was supposed to talk to Dunphy, but he's sick again." "You know, the other top salesman in my department, he reads all day long and I'm out here on the train hustling people." "I'm really having a lean month." "Okay, Howard, I knew this day would come." "Look, I already have life insurance." "It came with my junior partnership." "And it's six times my annual salary, and after two years, it covers suicide." "So make your pitch brief." "Are you kidding me?" "What?" "Look, I wasn't gonna put the arm into you, but you have a kid." "I guarantee you that policy pays the company and not you." "Imagine everything you have just stopped short the minute they put you in the ground." "I don't think you're right about that." "Oh, I'm positive." "Forget it." "I'll leave that to you and your sleepless nights." "I'm surprised you're not doing better." " You like my new tie?" " Yes." "You know what a new tie means?" "It means I have a spectacular new side dish in the city." "Strawberry blonde." "Tiny thing with huge tits." "24th floor, 24 years old." "I got an apartment." "What's your wife say?" "She's happy because I provide for her." "She's not worried about what might happen to her if something happens to me." "Aren't you worried you're going to get caught?" "I'll be right back." "I have a Jack shapiro calling for you." "Well, for Megan Calvet." "Thank you so much, Dawn." "So shot for shot, it's "A hard day's night"" "until our mop-top in the white leather jacket ducks into the Chevalier Blanc Pub." "Notice the white chess piece." "Then we're inside and we're in color, but there's even more girls." "The music cuts and they stare at him like at the end of The Birds." ""You may have second thoughts about wearing Chevalier Blanc." "It's more trouble than it's worth."" "So we've been looking for a piece of music." "It really has to have that sound that the movie has." "Well, that sound is The Beatles, who you said are impossible to get." "Oh, don't worry." "There's a million bands that sound like that." "Or we'll make our own." "All we want is the chaos and the fun, that sort of, um, adolescent joy." "We know what The Beatles sound like." "We'll do our best." "Great." "Well, we'll get back to you on that and the schedule." "Great seeing you both." "You, too." "Make sure in the casting that this guy is more like Calvin than Rick." "Usually you have to go to one of your finer men's rooms to find a man like Rick." "So nothing about the applause?" "It was their idea." "Now what about the song?" "Like I said, there's a million of them." "Herman's Hermits, Chad Jeremy," "The Merseybeats, The Zombies." "Eh, you really think The Zombies are right?" "It's gotta be right." "You know what-- I'll ask Megan." "She'll know." "You wanted to see me?" "See anything you like?" " Are you asking if I ski?" " No." "I want to know which skis you want." "Or take them both." "Do they explode or something?" "Yes, Allen Funt sent them over." "Do you want them or not?" "Because they want you." " The skis do?" " Roger O'Hara took it upon himself as head of the head ski company to demand your handling of his account over my lunch." " Really?" " Yes." "You're making quite a name for yourself." "Why are you telling me this?" "Relax." "It's good." "It's what I've always wanted" "Sit back, let the business roll in while you pass the jug with some schmoe from Lutherville, Maryland." "Huh." "Go on, take them." "Yes." "I suppose I will." "And I got to see that." "Where have you been hiding all day?" "I was about to leave." "I've been working." "I thought you were, too." "Nope." "Why don't you come with me, dress up another drab client dinner?" " Don" " Hey, let me ask you something" "When did music become so important?" "It's always been important." "I mean jingles, yeah." "But now everybody keeps coming in, looking for some song." "And they're so specific." "You love specific." "But I have no idea what's going on out there." "Well, no one can keep up." "It's always changing." "We're going to Danny's Hideaway." "You have to go and I have to work." "See you at home?" "I promise." "You're leaving late." "Is it snowing out there?" "No." "Sporting goods account." "And they're already giving us presents." "That's good." "They're giving me presents and I've never even met them." "Are you a really good skier?" "Like famous?" "Heh." "Well, good night." "I thought we were working." "Don just called." "I have to meet him for dinner." "Nothing I can do about that, I guess." "You can go home, too." "I don't know." "They're not right." "They're exactly as you dictated them to me." "They're exactly like they're supposed to be, but they're not it." "Maybe they are." "Go ahead." "Thanks." "Good night." " I'm sorry." " Excuse me?" "You didn't happen to see Howard Dawes on the train?" "Are you Beth?" "Um, yes." "He talks about you often." "I'm sorry, he doesn't talk about anyone to me." "Peter Campbell." "We should switch cars." "I don't know how I'm gonna get these in there." "Except I locked my keys inside." "He should have been home by now and I'm afraid maybe he fell asleep on the train." "He's done that before." "Oh, uh, now that I think of it," "I saw some fellow corner him in the oyster bar." "He may be a while." "I can notify a Locksmith for the car and the house." "Can you just drive me home?" "The house is open." "I'll deal with this in the morning." "Next time we turn, I'll warn you." "When's the next train?" "You know what?" "I'll give you my number." "And when Howard calls from the station," "I'll shuttle him home." "He' not coming home." "He's staying in the city." "We got an apartment." ""We."" "Oh." "You're enough of a stranger that I've never heard your name, yet you know where he is and I don't." "I don't know anything." "Did you know that was a stop sign?" "You're an awful driver." "Are you from Manhattan?" "Yes." "And I just learned." "I could never live in the city." "What's wrong with it?" "Well, I love it, but all the hobos and the panhandlers..." "There aren't that many." "Well, they always accost me." "I think it's because I make eye contact." "And then I always give them money and I can't stop thinking about them for the rest of the day..." "Wandering around, sleeping in doorways." "When I was little, I tried to make my father give one money and he wouldn't." "He said, "We couldn't take care of everybody."" "I guess we're supposed to get used to not seeing them." "Yes." "That's exactly what happens." "Hello?" " It's me." "Is Megan there?" " Isn't she with you?" "Yes, we're playing a hilarious joke on you." "She left a while ago to meet you at the restaurant." "When?" "I don't know-- after you called." "I didn't call." "Oh." "She must be at home." "I'm at home." "Maybe she went to the restaurant and missed you and now she's on her way home." "I don't know where she is." "Do you know where Abe is?" "Goodbye, Peggy." "It's a lovely house." "Is it harder to lie to me now that you know me?" "Howard is working, I'm sure of it." "I don't even think he'd care if I was alive or dead." "I'm sorry, but you're being very dramatic." "You drove me home." "Now leave me alone." "I'm not leaving until I'm sure you're not hysterical." "You don't know what you're doing." "You just want to get back at him." "Don't you want me?" "You can have me." "Are you really worried that Howard's coming home?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Peggy?" "Pizza House." "I used to be like this." "What do you mean?" "Just reckless." "I can't believe that happened." "Say something." "I've had men paying attention to me since before it was appropriate." "They don't care what I say." "They just watch my lips move." "I'm listening to every word you say." "Your irises are so blue and round." "Have you seen those pictures of the earth from space?" "I have." "I'll take that as a compliment." "It didn't bother you to see the earth tiny and unprotected, surrounded by darkness?" "So you don't like my eyes?" "This can never happen again." "What?" "No, of course." "I" "No, I mean it." " Okay." " You should get home." "I don't want to leave you here." "Why not?" "I'm fine now." "I'm going to have a snack and go to bed." "I don't want to leave you." "Thank you for the ride home." " Hello." " Hi." "Where were you?" "Peggy said I called you and you were going to meet me?" "Oh, I went out for a drink with Joey and Troy." "Had to lie to Peggy to get out of there." "I've done that." "I'm hungry." "I'm going to get some crackers or something." " You want anything?" " No." " Good morning." " Morning." "I'm sorry." "I had no idea he was gonna call." "It's not what you think." "Don't put me in that position again." "I cannot lie to him." " I lost a night's work." "I couldn't sleep" " Would you stop?" "A friend of mine knows somebody doing an off-off-Broadway show." "I read on the weekend and then I got a callback last night and I didn't want to miss it." "But I didn't get it, so that's it; it's done." "Why can't you tell Don?" "Tell Don I still want to be an actress?" "Do you?" "I know copywriting's hard, but you're doing great." "You shouldn't give up." "I wouldn't tell you this if I didn't think you had talent." "The other day they asked me to take Stan's originals down to the printer, and I thought all I have to do is throw these in the trash and they'll fire me or at least they'd yell at me" "and I could cry enough and quit." "And then I realized they'll never fire me." "You want to quit?" "I don't know." "What do I do?" "You know there are people killing to get this job." "You're taking up a spot and you don't even wanna do it?" "I'm sorry I told you." "You didn't." "I caught you." "And then you act like you want advice, but you've obviously already made up your mind." "Because he's so easy to talk to?" "Well, you can't keep lying to him." "It's so simple when it's someone else's life, isn't it?" "You're right." "I don't care what you do." "Phil Beachum is not just the boss, he's the head of desserts." "Head of desserts?" "Please tell me he's 300 pounds." "He's big, just not as big as you'd like." "Anyway, pat Wallace loved the way you and Megan" "You know, your banter." " Dawn, where's Megan?" " She's not coming." "I'm sorry." "I was just saying how Pat Wallace loved the Mr. And Mrs. Draper bit." "And you're gonna go to the test kitchen, taste a couple of different formulations of Cool Whip, and maybe put on a little show to his boss, you know, as a courtesy." "So, Don, if you could bring everybody up to speed." "Well, I don't know what anybody knows about Cool Whip." "I read a 30-page dossier that fails to use the words "fake whipped cream."" "Because it's a nondairy whipped topping that comes frozen and then melts into this miracle." "Just do the bit." "Okay." "Honey, I don't even think I want dessert." " You love dessert." " You love dessert and you just want me to have some so you can have some." "I made two." " What is it?" " It's Cool Whip." " It looks like whipped cream." " Just taste it." " Is it a topping?" " Well, you can have it on ice cream like this on fruit or cake or just by itself." " Just taste it." " So it's a dessert?" " Just taste it." " Is it sweet?" "Just taste it." "That's it." "That's the line-- "Just taste it."" "People are gonna be yelling it at the TV set." " It's adorable, right?" " It's a nice twist on the stupid husband and pushy wife because they actually like each other." "Are you going to be in the ads?" "No." "I tried." "They're not interested." "Cool Whip's not interested or Don and Megan aren't interested?" "We're not interested." " Don't you like it?" " No, I do." "Just absorbing it." "Hello?" "Beth?" "It's Peter." "I know who it is." "I want you to get on a train and meet me in the city." " Anywhere." " No." " Okay." " Just a minute." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "You came over to me." "You opened the door." "Are you still there?" "Was your secretary on the line?" "No." "I'm at a pay phone." "You're taking away all my fears." "I mean, suddenly I don't think about the fact that you ride with my husband on the train twice a day and that you live 20 minutes away and I'd see your wife at the market, if I ever went." "I know, I know." "Are you sorry I called?" "Just... stop." "Enjoy the memory." "Leave it alone." "I mean, fantasize about it." "I will, too." "But... don't call me again." "Don." "Don." "What's the matter?" "I have to talk to you." "What's wrong?" "I, uh" " I lied to you last night." "Okay." "I told you that I went for a drink, but I didn't." "I had a callback for a play." "Okay." "So?" "I feel really bad about lying to you." "And now you're telling me." " You do that a lot?" " Audition?" " No, lie to me." " No." " Did you get it?" " What?" "No." "No, I didn't." "But it was incredible, Don." "I think I was pretty close." "My heart was racing." "I mean, I'm rusty." "I need to go back to class, but I realized something." " What?" " I miss acting." "I think I gave up too easy and I don't even know how I stopped." "I never made a decision, that's for sure." "We can't be in the Cool Whip ad." "It's bad for business." "No." "I just keep thinking" "I could be on Broadway or off Broadway or" " I don't know-- films, even." "Sweetheart..." "Sometimes we don't get to choose where our talents lie." "I mean, what you did with Heinz" "It took me years to be able to think that way." "Well, I can't explain it, but I felt better failing in that audition than I did when I was succeeding at Heinz." "Because that was about making the client happy." "Wait till you walk down the street and see the work on a wall or on TV, that's when you feel something." "Do you know that I can't even stand going to the theater anymore because all I feel is envy?" "And I know the next thing is bitterness, and I don't want to feel that." "Okay." "So what do you want to do?" "I mean, there's no guarantee." "And I'm so grateful." "This gave me so much confidence." "But I never tried as hard at acting as I did at advertising." "And it'll never be for me what it is for you." "Look, I know it's uncomfortable for you with me there." "There's a shadow over everything." "I put you in a terrible position." "There are 20 firms that would be glad to have you." "I don't want to do it, Don." "You don't want to do it?" "I'm sorry." "Since I was a little girl, it's all I ever dreamed about." "I understand." "I don't want to keep you om your dream." "You're so good to me." "So what do you want to do?" "I mean, you woke me up in the middle of the night." "It's obviously some sort of emergency." "Well, I can finish up my work and then help train the new person." "You want to train somebody?" "No." "We'll go in tomorrow and you'll say goodbye to everybody and we'll get you on your way." "Really?" "It's what you want." "I don't know what to say." "I love you." "I love you, too." " Morning." " Morning." " Megan's quitting." " Oh." "Yes." "So I think today's going to be her last day." "Okay." "How do you do this?" "Do you want to have a seat?" "It's not like that, Joan." "She's up for a part in a play, and even if she doesn't get it, she's decided to go back to acting full time." "Well, I'm sure she'll be wonderful." "Do we make an announcement?" "Do we have a party?" "What's the protocol?" "Why don't we have the girls take her to lunch?" "I mean, she's not disappearing, is she?" "No, she's not." "Don, I'll take care of it." "There you are." "Yep, been here for a while." "Well, I wanted to tell everyone, actually." "Megan, are you okay?" "I'm not going to be working here anymore and it's really hard to tell everybody." "Hey!" "Megan's talking to you." "Go ahead." "I'm so sorry." "I'm not going to work here anymore." "Did he fire you?" "That son of a bitch!" "No." "No, I'm going back to try acting again." " Are you kidding me?" " Stan." " No, I'd better get used to it." " Oh, I was..." " Gonna miss you." " Me, too." "Acting is fascinating." "It's probably easier for girls." "But let me ask you, do they always give you clothes or do you have to do it in your own clothes?" "I" " I don't know." "Yes, they give you a costume." " Shoes, too?" " Yes." "Break a leg." "See you around." "I think I'm in the middle of a lot of things, but Don told me that I was just supposed to hand it over." "Are you sure about this?" "Peggy..." "I've always appreciated what you've done for me, not just yesterday." "I should see Joan." "That takes a lot of guts." "I'll tell you what takes guts" "Never having money for lunch." "She owes me, like, $15 at this point." "What am I gonna do, ask Don?" "Call her?" "I think it's clear why she left." " That's not why." " Well, why?" "Come on, reality got her." "You work your ass off for months, bite your nails, for what?" "Heinz baked beans." "Why are you so late?" "I missed the early train." "Megan's gone." "She quit." "She's gonna be an actress." "Joan just told me, like, five minutes ago." "Is that so?" "It doesn't shock you?" "No, not really." "What about Don?" "Please." "They do whatever they want, even to Draper." "Well, the good news is we don't have to look over our shoulders anymore, wondering what she's gonna tell him." "They work it over in their minds, turn it off and on when they feel like it, and we're just there, waiting at attention." "It's not the way it's supposed to be." "Trudy pregnant again?" "Have you seen those pictures of earth from space?" " Of course." " Do they make you feel small and insignificant?" "No, Jennifer does that." "And I'm not small, Pete." "Don't know if you've ever heard that about me." "Save it for your convention whores." "Hey, keep it down." "I'm asking you a serious question." "I like the pictures of the earth." "I find them to be majestic." "Why do they give you a glimmer of hope in the midst of rejection?" "A little thread to hang on to" "A misplaced word, a suggestion of the future." "Under a court of law, it would look like an accident, but it's not." "So we're not talking about Megan and we're not talking about Trudy." "Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?" "They just do." "So enjoy your lunch." "I'll see you after." "I have to get my box." "Do you really wanna come back here and do this again?" "I'll bring it home." "Thank you." "I'll see you at home." "You will." "Hey, chief, good news." "Rick from chevalier found a song they like for the "hard day's night" spot." "Bet it's his boyfriend's favorite." "Help yourself." "I think it works pretty well." "Not that it matters when they send it over, right?" "♪ The leaves of brown came tumbling down ♪" "♪ remember in September... ♪" " Are you kidding me?" " Why am I listening to this?" " You know we can't get The Beatles." " It's not The Beatles." "This song's, like, 30 years old." "But it's happy and it's fun." "And Don thought it was The Beatles." " And they like it." " Turn it off." "It's stabbing me in the fucking heart." "Why are you cursing?" " Can you excuse us?" " Sure." "We're due at the test kitchen tomorrow." "And they're expecting, uh..." "What do you want to do?" "We can just cancel it." "We're not canceling." "Tell them Megan's sick." "Peggy will do it." "Sure." "I'll let her know." "I wasn't expecting to see you." "Yeah, well, tonight I go home, have dinner with the wife, everything's in balance." "You know, Howard, I talked to my office and it turns out you were right about my policy, so I let them set me up with a broker." "Oh, well, why'd you do that?" "You didn't even give me a chance." "I'm telling you, aren't I?" "I got all the paperwork at my house." "I can go home, have some supper, and stop by later." "Well, our baby's been sick." "You know, I could just stop by right now." " Beth's a great cook." " Is she?" "We missed you at Megan's lunch." "I guess you have some extra work." "No." "I told her I'd rather go to my own lunch with her." "I'm not gonna lie-- I did not see it coming." "I thought she would fail here." "I feel bad." "I think maybe I was harder on her, scared her away." "Second wives" " It's like they have a playbook." "I don't think she's like that." "Peggy, she's going to be a failing actress with a rich husband." "No, I think she's good at everything." "I think she's just one of those girls." "Then you had every right to be hard on her." "Did you know that he met Betty Draper doing a print ad?" "Did you know she was a model?" "That's the kind of girl don marries." "Good night." "Beth?" "Honey?" "I don't know where the hell my kids are." "Hello." "You have a lovely home." "This is my friend Pete from the train." "He has, believe it or not, an insurance emergency." "Oh." " I really don't want to be an intrusion." " It's fine." "We've always got room for one more." " Where are the kids?" " At my mother's." "Now, don't tell me-- You're... 32." "I'll be at the hotel Pennsylvania at 12:30." "No." "I don't want that." "Then throw it out." "Your old man died young, but in a plane crash, right?" "That's right." "Howard, may I speak with you?" "Where are you going?" "She's got a migraine." "It's baked chicken." " I can set a table." " I don't know." "You've got me in a little trouble here." "Don't run away." "Okay." "You shouldn't cook in bare feet." "Hello." "Don't get used to this because there is going to be a lot of crying from rejection." "No, I'll try and hold it together." "Beef bourguignon." "Taste." "It's hot as hell." "I thought for sure you'd come home drunk." "Megan..." "It's okay." "Do you wanna fix yourself a drink?" "Don..." "I love you." "You're everything I had hoped you'd be." "You, too." "They're arranged in varying degrees of sweetness, the sweetest at the end." "It's like cheese." "You have to try the camembert before the gorgonzola." "And we have to use clear bowls because everybody used to pick the blue one." "Go ahead, start and we'll take notes." " Mm." " Mm." "We'll start with your thoughts, Ken." "Well, I can't imagine it tasting any better than that." "Welcome to the creative cookery kitchen." "You know, I always like to say you're in for a treat, but today it sounds like we are." "How's it going?" "Did I miss anything?" " They just sampled "A."" " And?" "It's not whipped cream, but it's delicious on its own." " Now you answer your wife, right?" " What?" "Listen, Phil, don's wife is sick." "This is Peggy." "She's the copywriter." " Aw, really?" " It'll be just as good." "Go ahead." " Honey." " Yes, dear?" "I was just going to say" "I don't even think I want dessert." "Well, I made two." "Don't do that." "Don't you wanna know what it is?" " It's Cool Whip." " That's right, it's Cool Whip." "Just try it." "Honey, is that really what you want?" "Yes, I want you to try it." "Don't you want me to taste it?" "Yes, just taste it." "Why?" "Is it a topping?" "Yes, and you can put it on ice cream and cake and-- and fruit." "So it's a dessert, then?" "Just try it already." "Just taste it." "Well..." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Thank you." " A pleasure." " Mm-hmm." " We'll talk soon." "I'll be right back." "I am so thirsty." "Look, I think you did great." "It wasn't what it was about anyway." "They know we're going to cast it." "You think the actress can remember to say, "Just taste it"?" "You didn't want to rehearse." "You ran it through one time half-assed." "Look, I've done it a bunch." "I knew my lines." "Do you think Megan would come back and do it in the office?" " Megan is not the problem." " You didn't want her there!" "You were threatened by everything about her." "I spent more time training her than you did and eight months defending her." "Defending her?" "She was great at it!" "She thinks advertising is stupid." "No, she thinks the people she worked with are cynical and petty." " Listen" " I did everything right, and I am still getting it from you." "You know what?" "You are not mad at me, so shut up!" "I'm sorry, you can't smoke in here." " For God's sake, are you avoiding me?" " Yes." "What happened?" "She's following her dream." "That's admirable." "I gotta say, I can see her as an actress." "Not that she's insincere, but, you know." "She's very sincere." "I sure as hell didn't get to choose what I wanted to do." " My father told me." " I was raised in the '30s." "My dream was indoor plumbing." "You know what?" "She wants to have a baby." " This is just the beginning of her process." " I don't know." "I suggested that path on our honeymoon." "She said my kids were enough." "Jane wanted a baby, but I thought, "why do that to somebody?"" "Why shouldn't she do what she wants?" "I don't want her to end up like Betty." "Or her mother." "You gotta go home, let her know that there's a routine." "It'll keep you both out of trouble." "Mona's dad told me that." "I was afraid I was going to leave for class and miss you." "Oh." "You said you didn't know what was going on." "I bought you the latest Beatles album." "Start with this one." "Have fun." "♪ Turn off your mind ♪" "♪ relax and float downstream ♪" "♪ it is not dying ♪" "♪ it is not dying ♪" "♪ surrender to the void ♪" "♪ it is shining ♪" "♪ it is shining ♪" "♪ yet you may see the meaning of within ♪" "♪ it is being ♪" "♪ it is being... ♪" "♪ Love is all and love is everyone ♪" "♪ it is knowing ♪" "♪ it is knowing-- ♪" "♪ love is all and love is everyone ♪" "♪ it is knowing ♪" "♪ it is knowing ♪" "♪ and ignorance and hate, they mourn the dead ♪" "♪ it is believing ♪" "♪ it is believing ♪" "♪ but listen to the color of your dreams ♪" "♪ it is not leaving ♪" "♪ it is not leaving ♪" "♪ oh, play the game existence to the end ♪"

"Episode5" "Aigoo, it's empty." "Where?" "Over there?" "Doctor, I made them!" "Would these be enough?" "It's good!" "Can you make more of these?" "I can, but the problem is money." "Um, we're running out of salt and honey." "For now, I'm going to have to use what I have and help the ones in need." "That's good." "Tie the arms tightly with this band." "You can see bluish veins right here." "Right here..." "You have to disinfect it, and you have to lay it and put it in parallel." "Slowly." "Insert the needle." "Do you get it?" "I'm going to get straight to the point." "Let's hurry and go back" "Thank you for coming here and finding me, but" "I still have a lot to do here." "What would a noblewoman do in a place like this?" "!" "I still have a lot to do here." "What would a noblewoman do in a place like this?" "!" "You cannot enter!" "It's a line that separates the sick and the healthy." "Please respect it." "Sir!" "Did you bring her here?" "It's not like that!" "I came here myself!" "Answer me." "Did you ask her to come here?" "That's not true." "That's right." "I asked her to do this." "What?" "The people who live here, believe her and rely on her." "That's why I brought her here to help me." "A person who's a doctor, brought a nobleman's daughter here to this sick place?" "Do you know who this woman is to me?" "I know." "A fiancée." "This is not a job that anyone can do." "You have got an incredible... fiancée with you." "This man." "How dare you." "Hey!" "Doctor Jin!" "How about my Myongbok?" "How's my Myongbok?" "He is holding on greatly." "Of course he is." "I've brought a lot of salt and honey with me!" "But, what is the general from Pochang doing here?" "The only thing we have is patients but are you trying to find thieves from this crowd of sick people?" "You've also been tricked by him." "Aren't you embarrassed to be a nobleman?" "Oh, living this long, I hear a concubine's son worry about a nobleman!" "Were you going to kill Doctor Jin with that sword?" "If you were going to kill him, then hurry up and do it." "But, if you do so, you'd have to kill all of the patients in there with him." "Something's happened!" "Myongbok!" "Huh?" "Let go of me!" "Let go of me right now!" "Doctor Jin!" "Myung Bok!" "No..." "Myung Bok!" "He'll be fine, right?" "Doctor Jin." "I need to give him a shot in a different area." "I need to give him a shot in the inner thigh." "There is a large artery line going through it so we will be able to put a lot of liquid in." "If we do that, will he be okay?" "We can't really say, but we have to do all that we can." "Ajussi." "Yes?" "Am I going to die?" "Who is talking such rubbish?" "If I die." "Don't you think my dad would be upset?" "You are not going to die." "I know." "Myung Bok, later on, you will become a very important person." "Do you get me?" "Lies." "A royal bloodline, cannot hold any position in the government." "You just wait and see, if I am right or wrong." "Now we can increase the amount." "My Myung Bok." "Just save Myung Bok." "Then, I" "I will end my drinking, partying, and all my sins." "I will behave like a father, a proper human being." "Please save my Myung Bok." "Please, let your eyes rest a bit. - (This is the literal translation but it really means "Take a quick nap" or "Get some sleep")" "I will be by his side." "Before, I've never..." "I've never been this desperate to save someone." "Just because I was a doctor, I was saving people." "That's all I thought about." "I..." "I really want to save this child." "That." "Will happen." "Ajussi." "Are you conscious?" "That's right." "Put some strength into it, kid!" "Please, use your strength." "That's right!" "That's right!" "Yeah!" "Doctor Jin!" "You said that if they peed then they were alright, right?" "!" "You're positive that's right, right?" "!" "?" "Yes!" "I'm positive!" "He's alright now!" "That's a relief!" "You lived!" "You lived, little kid!" "Dad!" "I'm alright now, right?" "!" "Yes!" "Of course you're alright!" "What did I say?" "!" "That no matter what happens, I would save you!" "Even if your mouth is not right, you should at least speak your words right!" "Doctor Jin saved this kid!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Thank you, Doctor Jin!" "Ever since the first time I saw you, I knew you were someone special!" "So is that why you tried to sell me to someone else?" "Oh, this person!" "What do you mean by selling you to someone else?" "Ah, there was a problem like that." "Here, here!" "Use this money to heal the patients!" "Oh, this much?" "Did you possibly..." "I didn't steal this money, so don't worry about it!" "Thank you." "Doctor!" "Come over here for a second!" "What is all this?" "It's corn syrup." "Over here!" "It's salt!" "Shik, do you know who put it here?" "No, I just saw it a minute ago and a big pile of things were here!" "This is a lot!" "It looks like they emptied a whole store out!" "I guess there's someone who understands what you're trying to do, Doctor Jin." "This is a really thankful thing." "Doctor Jin." "It's all good now!" "Let's go." "Shik!" "Mom!" "Aigoo, you stayed alive, alive!" "Shik's father!" "Aigoo, you stayed alive, alive!" "Shik's father!" "You bad wife." "You better not get sick again." "Ahjussi, you did the hard job." "Making those could not have been easy to do here." "If it wasn't for you, then it was something that could've never been done." "Thank you!" "Okay, since now the number of patients is getting lower and lower, it's only a matter of time until all the Cholera goes away!" "Let's stop with all the thank you's and put this out." "Use some of your strength." "Are you hurt somewhere?" "No, no it's fine." "Doctor Jin!" " Doctor Jin!" " Doctor Jin!" "No way!" "Are you okay?" "Don't come over here." "Don't get closer!" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Miss, don't come here." "What?" "...Me?" "Sir!" "Look here!" "No way, I have..." "Doctor Jin!" "Cholera?" "After you helped everyone!" "If only I hadn't gotten too close and thrown up on your face!" "It's my fault!" "It's my fault!" "Stop that." "It won't help anything by doing that." "Go now." "You could be in danger if you stay." "I'll take care of my own body so go now." "Don't be stubborn!" "What are you going to do with that body?" "Now, you aren't a doctor." "You're a patient." "Since you've saved everyone until now, it's time for us to save you." "Do you understand?" "So," "I've heard that Cholera is almost gone, that's good." "Please, take a drink." "What have I done to help?" "This is all thanks to moving them out and making strict orders to keep them out." "Those orders from you, My Lord." "There's a saying that you should get higher position and and lower your will." "I guess we're all saying this to you, Doctor Yoo." "Giving all of the credits back to the Lord," "You are too humble." "Have you ever heard me say the wrong thing?" "What happened to To Mak?" "Is Doctor Jin still looking over patients by himself?" "On that thought, I sent someone to check." "They'll arrive soon." "This is Officer Jang." "Come in." "Did you find things out?" "Yes." "The Lord wants to know what's going on." "Tell him." "From what I know, Doctor Jin has Cholera." "What?" "Cholera?" "Yes." "I think he got it by treating the patients." "The state of it is very bad." "Oh my!" "Oh my, oh my." "This bad news." "He was going to treat Cholera but he caught it." "But I thought he would be different." "Even with his great skills, it looks like he can't fight Cholera off." "If Doctor Jin is down, then there wouldn't be any other doctors out there." "Who's taking care of him?" "There was a past doctor he was treating that was helping, and..." "Stop stuttering." "Hurry up and tell him." "The Hong family's daughter is taking care of him as well." "What?" "What's going on?" "Why is that kid over there?" "I told her to do so." "She's a child who lost her father from Cholera." "Her thought of helping the ones with Cholera was so sincere, so I told her to do so." "Do you have a big heart, or do you not have one at all?" "How could you let your woman go to a place like that?" "Wherever she goes, she isn't a woman who would come down with something like that." "I don't want to hear it." "They say girls are... they have 12 different thoughts as soon as they go out the door." "It seems you do not know women very well yet." "Don't you think so, My Lord?" "You said to lay it parallel to the vein and insert slowly, right?" "Yes." "Blood is coming out." "Is that alright?" "Good job." "How much and how fast do I let this out?" "2 liters increments every 30 minutes." "6 liters total." "2 liters?" "What do you mean?" "What do you mean 30 minutes?" "1 bottle is 1 liter." "And twice one gak is 30 minutes." "So you mean for every 2 gaks you have 3 bottles?" "Yes." "And if it gets worse... as per the amount of.." "Just wait a little bit longer." "A little longer." "Father, will Doctor Jin be okay?" "He will definitely be okay." "Do you know why?" "Your father, won't let him down like that." "Like he saved you, Myongbok," "I'll definitely save Doctor Jin as well." "Aigoo, My Lord!" "Leave it!" "I'll do it!" "No it's fine, it's fine!" "You go ahead and do what you need to." "My Lord!" "If you have poop buckets give it to me!" "Does anyone have poop buckets?" "!" "Bring out the poop buckets!" "It was like this." "This is what Cholera was." "The pain that the people suffered." "The fear." "Is coming to my body." "I'm scared." "I'm scared like crazy." "I don't want to die like this." "I heard that the Hong family's daughter is taking care of Doctor Jin as well." "Did you bring her here?" "No!" "It's not like that!" "I came here by myself." "The sun is going to rise from the west!" "You drinking alcohol and everything!" "I'll pour a glass for you." "If you want, I could let a girl in." "Don't bother me." "Don't be annoying and get out." "Is it because of the girl?" "Even though her personality is just and good, it's not an easy thing to go over there and help." "The feelings she has for Doctor Jin seem to be sincere." "Shut up." "What would you know?" "How dare you say things like that." "A girl knows a girl's heart best." "You're a wench who sells smiles to men." "What would you know?" "Soon... you will be in danger." "You know many ways to bewitch a person." "If you want to act like a fortune teller, go do it somewhere else." "People are easy to bewitch, but it's hard to get a person's heart." "Aigoo!" "Is Doctor Jin getting better?" "Aigoo!" "How are you holding the bucket of poop?" "!" "I asked if Doctor Jin was getting better!" "He's gotten weak because he's been staying up all night to take care of the patients." "I'm not even sure if he can pass tonight." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "!" "YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE GREAT DOCTOR!" "Doctor Huh!" "We're running out of supplies." "We already ran out of the things that we got last time?" "Since there are a lot of patients, one pot doesn't even last a day." "Oh my." "What are we going to do?" "What's the point of having a good bow, if you have no arrows to shoot?" "All the other patients are in danger too but, what are we going to do about Doctor Jin?" "I don't think this problem will be solved just by standing around." "Then, do you have a plan?" "We should officially report to higher authorities and get the support from them." "What?" "No," "How dare..." "Who in the world would understand what is going on here?" "I know the Left State Minister." "And Minister Kim owes Doctor Jin his life." "He won't be able to ignore my words." "Aigoo, you are one frustrating person." "Don't you know how arrogant those powerful noblemen are?" "Do you expect they would care about these low class" "Do you think they'll care about the patients here?" "Whether you say this or that, they are the court subjects." "It's Cholera for God's sake!" "They'd have to help the ones in need!" "If they know that Doctor Jin's ways are working, they won't be able to ignore him." "Do you believe in those people?" "Because I certainly can't." "Believe it or not." "It's better than not trying at all." "I'll go try to get it." "I heard he's just a scum although he's a relative of the King, but the rumors are not true." "You're being rude!" "He's a relative of the King!" "A relative!" "Who are you talking about like that?" "!" "Oh, I'm so scared." "When you scold me like that, you look like a King." "Yes, yes, yes, yes." "I'll shut my lips now." "Oh, I'm so scared." "I'm so scared." "Oh, this person." "You scared me." "How can you scare someone like that?" "Where are you coming back from?" "I felt suffocated, so I went out to get some air." "At this time?" "Well how about you?" "What are you doing here at this time of night?" "Kyung Tak, by any chance..." "Are you drunk?" "Ah..." "Do you remember?" "You and I, we often came to this pond to play." "By swordfighting and not studying, we got into a lot of trouble." "You were probably scolded more than me." "For playing with a concubine's son." "Even though the other noble children treated me like a bug, you and your sister treated me fairly." "Even as a child," "I was very grateful." "This guy, must be very drunk." "Even saying things like that." "I will be punished by God if I say this, but" "Young Rae, became my fiancée," "I was relieved that your family has ended up like this." "How could a concubine's son dare to even dream of marrying a noble's daughter?" "Since I was young, I loved your sister, but..." "I only dreamed." "However, my dream became reality." "Stop it." "Either a legitimate son or a bastard, none of it matters." "It might not matter to you because you're not a concubine's son." "Look here, Kyung Tak." "Because the woman I love is a nobleman's daughter, my heart was torn just looking at her." "Calling my father, "Your Excellency,"" "and worrying when he would kick me out." "Do you know what it feels to dread such things?" "No, you can't know." "You're not the only one suffering because of your class." "It's the same for us to get igonored because we are Nam In. [one of political factions]" "That's all because..." "Because the people with power ignored the people with sins." "If we don't fix it..." "This is why people always call me "a scholar without power"." "With a poor debate, I would be the number one in Joseon." "Still, promise not to breathe a word to anyone." "I should make some political success some time." "Anyways, you got everything as you wanted." "His Excellency has acknowledged you and the woman you love, isn't that right?" "You are wrong." "His Excellency has never acknowledged me." "And I haven't won your sister's heart." "Ah." "That." "If you're worried that my sister went to To Mak, then you don't have to worry." "That's just because she has a warm kind heart." "That's all." "Do you really think that?" "That that's the only reason?" "His pulse has gotten weaker compared to yesterday." "His complexion and his lips..." "When Cholera gets worse, the patient dries up and dies." "the patient dries up and dies." "Don't say such things!" "Doctor Jin will overcome this illness." "If he can, how great it would be.." "Since you pooped before, are you throwing up now?" "Wait." "I'm coming." "Endure just a little longer." "A little longer." "Mi Na." "Mi Na." " Let go of me!" "Let" " Mi Na." "Mi Na!" "Don't leave!" "Don't." " Okay?" " Ugh all this poop..." "Watch Doctor Jin." "I'm going to leave for a moment." "Have you ever seen me before?" "Nevermind." "Mi Na." "Did he say Mi Na?" "Miss!" "Miss, someone's here!" "Is this the place Doctor Jin is at?" "Who are you?" "I'm known as Choon Hong." "I think we've met at the Lord's party, don't you remember?" "I did something then and there was a bit of a problem." "A problem?" "I'm not really sure what you're talking about." "Well if you didn't see it, that's a relief." "But, why have you come here?" "I heard that Doctor Jin and everyone here was having trouble treating all the sick patients." "It's not a lot, but I've brought some rice." "Please don't refuse to take it." "Thank you, for your concern." "It'll be a great help." "I'm happy you feel that way." "I'd like to express my gratitude in some way, but the situation doesn't allow for it." "Please be understanding." "Then, good bye." "I have one more thing to say." "Could I take Doctor Jin away?" "What?" "I heard Doctor Jin is on the brink of death." "I owe Doctor Jin my life." "I'd like to take him and take care of him myself." "You cannot do that." "Your intentions are admirable, but Doctor Jin must be treated here to get well." "What is the treatment?" "If you tell me, I'll make sure he gets the same medicine and care as he is getting here." "Moving the patient could worsen his health." "If we use the same treatment and medicine, is it better to stay in this dirty place infested with bugs?" "Or is it better for the patient to be in a clean, heated place?" "Then I'll quickly get Doctor Jin and" "Stop!" "You can't take even one step inside." "Doctor Jin ordered to only let the people he's given permission to, to enter." "Miss, is that really Doctor Jin's intention?" "Is it not yours?" "What?" "If you truly care about Doctor Jin, figure out what's really the best for him." "Also," "you staying close to Doctor Jin is not medicine but poison." "What do you mean by that?" "You'll know soon enough." "Then I'll assume you agree and take him." "Yeon Shim." "Yes?" "Follow me." "No!" "Big trouble!" "Big trouble!" "Doctor Jin!" "Doctor Jin!" "You can't!" "Did you not hear what Miss said?" "No one can enter here." "Doctor Jin!" "Doctor Jin, Doctor Jin!" "You mustn't, Doctor Jin!" "Come to your senses, Doctor Jin!" "Doctor Jin!" "His pulse!" "I can't find his pulse!" "We need to give him more sweetened water!" "Sweetened water?" "Sweetened water!" "But how will he recover if he just gets drips of the solution like a rat's urine?" "Even so, can we just stand by and watch?" "Now we can increase the amount." "The femoral artery!" "The what?" "The major artery on his innter thigh!" "He said we can put a needle there!" "I think I know what you're talking about." "So here!" "What to do?" "What's the matter?" "I've never placed the needle with my own hands." "But a noble lady can't, a stranger." "That can't happen." "Uncover him." "What?" "What are you doing?" "Uncover him at once!" "This, really." "What?" "Are you just going to go?" "I was wrong, I thought too low of her because she's noble lady." "But, Doctor Jin." "He's not a person who will die so easily." "Who's that?" "Ever since last night, he's been staying there to see you." "Let's go." "Clear the way" "Shhh!" "Doctor Yoo!" "It's me!" "Was it you, My Lord?" "I thought you were some begger or something." "But how's your son?" "Myung Bok?" "Don't worry!" "My son is fine!" "Fi-fine?" "Better than fine." "He's completely recovered." "Not just Myung Bok, Doctor Jin has saved more than a few people at To Mak." "His treatment definitely works!" "Really?" "But so what?" "I heard that he's caught Cholera himself and is on the verge of dying." "So you knew!" "That's why I came to see you." "What kind of position is the head physician?" "You are Joseon's best physician and a high position that thinks of ways to improve the people's health." "So could you tell people about the way Doctor Jin treated the patients?" "Treatment?" "With Doctor Jin's treatment, you could save thousands, no tens of thousands of lives!" "And what are we going to do if that great treatment is gone without being known to other people?" "So if you get involved and tell the whole Joseon Era about the treatment and get it known, then it could save not only Doctor Jin but many, many other people!" "There's no time!" "I'm asking you for a favor." "If that man's treatment really works, it's the right thing for the Court to step in." "Really?" "I'm a doctor as well." "Why would I hesitate to save patients' lives?" "Since I'm going to the Lord's place, I'll talk to him about it." "Thank you!" "Thank you, Doctor Yoo!" "Let's go." "Doctor Jin." "Don't go." "Come back." "Please." "I beg you, please come back!" "Have I gone back?" "If not, is this a dream?" "If I fall again," "I might be able to go back to the time I'm from." "But if I leave like this, what about Miss Young Rae?" "I can't!" "Don't go." "Please come back." "I beg you." "Doctor Huh!" "His pulse is normal again!" "Doctor Jin, can you hear me?" "You're alive!" "You're alive!" "Look here!" "Can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up?" "I'm going too fast." "I'll go outside and tell people!" "Hey!" "What happened to Doctor Jin?" "How's Doctor Jin?" "What?" "I heard your voice." "You told me not to go." "You asked me to come back." "I need to give you another shot." "Thank you." "For calling me." "Doctor Jin said this," ""Thank you, Sir." "This is all thanks to you, Doctor Huh!" "You are such a hero!"" "These people, these people!" "Don't you get what I'm saying?" "Doctor Jin has regained consciousness!" "He survived!" "Yeah?" "You can't go in yet!" "Step aside!" "I need to see it myself!" "You can't go inside!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Doctor Jin!" "Are you really alright?" "Doctor Jin." "Why do you look like that?" "What do you take a doctor's words for?" "You can't just come in here as you wish." "A doctor has to act like a doctor to be listened to!" "Catching Cholera, so careless." "I know, right?" "Miss," "I don't have the strength, so kick these people out for me." "You all heard, right?" "Of course." "One moment, one moment." "Let me just say one more thing." "I met the head physician earlier." "Your treatment has been approved and the government has promised to help." "What?" "Really?" "Is that the truth?" "Then" "We won't be lacking any medicine." "And to all 8 provinces of Joseon, Doctor Jin, your treatment will be used!" " Aigoo!" " Aigoo!" "That's amazing!" "What?" "Set To Mak on fire?" "Yes, the situation at To Mak has gotten dire." "But, the report from Pochang is that the number of sick has reduced." "Of course there are people who are getting better from it." "But we can't include that in this." "If we just let this be, then what are we going to do if Cholera starts spreading again?" "How would you deal with that?" "We can't leave anything behind." "We have to pull it out from the root so there's nothing left behind." "Since the Royal Doctor is saying so, it seems there is reason for such action." "Even though they are vulgar," "To Mak is the only place they have." "If you set that place on fire, public sentiment will get worse." "I didn't think of that." "That is so!" "That is so!" "First, we should wait and see" "Doctor Yoo is right." "What would be the use to leave any source of the trouble?" "By taking this opportunity, we can eliminate all those low bugs who are just like Cholera." "The Capital city would become quieter and more peaceful." "Do as he says." "Your Excellency!" "What did I teach you?" "As I said before, public sentiment is what you must rule, not what you must take care of." "Not being a benevolent mother, but being a whip of a strict father." "That is the duty of the public officer." "You are definitely right." "I... cannot commit such an evil act." "What!" "You dare to disobey His Excellency's orders?" "Is there anyone outside?" "Yes, Your Excellency?" "Go to Pochang right away and tell them to set fire to To Mak!" "Your Excellency!" "Shut up and leave!" "Since he acts like that, people are saying that a bastard is a half-wit nobleman." "For other matters, he acted like a hungry hyena, but for this, he lacks of courage." "Even if he tries so hard, he can't be a talent to do the great work." "It seems he's acting that way because that girl from the Hong household is at To Mak." "Just because of a girl, that ill-born man." "What are you talking about?" "!" "Do you think it's all because of a girl?" "Father, Doctor Yoo said that." "Even though he's a concubine's son, my blood flows through his veins." "Don't say things so lightly." "I beg your pardon, Sir." "Who are you to come in here at random times?" "!" "?" "!" "I'll beg once more, Your Excellency." "This guy" "To Mak," "I will go there." "So that I may carry out your command." "So that I may carry out your command." "Please allow it." "7, 8, 9, 10!" "Where are they?" "Where are they?" "Let go!" "What are you doing?" "Sir!" "Get on the horse." "What is this" "What is this about?" "What are you going to do?" "What are you doing?" "Help her onto the horse." "Let go of me!" "I can't leave!" "No matter what, I won't leave!" "Listen carefully." "Go set To Mak on fire now." "Yes." "Don't leave a single house." "Burn everything." "Yes!" "What are you saying?" "Fire?" "You mustn't, Sir!" "You mustn't!" "Hey!" "Aren't those officers?" "Sir, they must've already brought supplies." "Those punks, how fast they are." "Hey!" "Let's all go!" "They must have a lot of supplies!" "Let's go!" "You should rest more." "I need to go out." "I think the supplies have arrived." "You think we'll eat and then flee?" "They'll take care of it." "So act like a patient and rest." "Get water!" "It's a fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "No!" "No!" "NO!" "Doctor Jin!" "What's happening?" "The officers are setting everything on fire!" "The men from Pochang are setting everything on fire!" "Here in To Mak!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "These bad people!" "The patients!" "We need to move the patients!" "Come this way!" "All of you, flee!" "Quickly!" "Quickly!" "There's a fire!" "Get up." "Get up!" "Get up!" "Quickly, Quickly!" "Shik!" "I can't find Shik!" "What?" "What?" "That bastard!" "Where'd he go?" "Earlier, they were playing hide-and-seek, but since then no one's seen him!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "Is he stuck in someone else's house too afraid to come out?" "Th-then, what do we do?" "Damn it!" "Wait here!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "Mom." "Shik!" "Mom!" "Shik!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "I'm in here!" "Shik!" "Mom is here!" "Mom!" "Shik!" "Where are you?" "Shik!" "Mom!" "We need to get out of here quickly!" "Shik!" "Shik," "Shik!" "Let's rest here." "Let go!" "Let go!" "Are you trying to die?" "Let go of me!" "Let go!" "Sir." "In that fire." "My Shik and my wife." "Let go!" "Let go!" "Shik's mother!" "Let me go, let me go!" "Shik!" "Let go!" "You won't let go?" "Calm down!" "Why are you being like this too?" "In there, Shik!" "Are you crazy?" "It's too late!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Calm down!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Shik!" "Let me, let me go!" "Let go of me!" "Shik!" "Shik!" "You can't." "Please tell them to stop." "Please!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Step aside!" "No!" "It can't be!" "Shik?" "Shik!" "He's alive." "He's alive!" "Shik, you bastard!" "Dad." "Dad." "Shik!" "Shik!" "Even if you're paid by the government, there are orders you should follow and there are orders you must not follow." "The command to set fire to To Mak" "I had no choice." "As long as the order was given, someone had to." "I felt I needed to do it myself." "That was the only way I could save you." "Did you think that I'd agree with you if you did that?" "Let's just go back." "They have nowhere else to go." "You burned those poor people's homes." "Are you not scared of the heavens?" "For quite some time, the heavens have never on my side." "Mom, I'm sorry." "Because of me, Mom." "Don't say useless things." "It's all destiny." "But still, Father!" "Shik, it's not your fault." "Your mom, beat her illness so she could save you." "So think of your mom and don't think that." "Understand?" "Doctor Jin." "Honey." "I'm sorry." "Maybe this woman should've died after she saved her son from the horse." "Shik!" "Clear the way!" "No matter how hard I try," "I cannot change what has already been decided here." "But, to these people, such words like history or destiny mean nothing." "They just need to stay alive." "I can't feign ignorance." "I can't make excuses." "I...need to heal this pain." "That is my destiny." "When you see it from here," "Hanyang seems really peaceful." "Houses burn and people die." "But in there, they can't see or hear anything." "The weight of all the veins in an adult is about 3% of their weight." "The length is roughtly 300,000 ri." "Wow." "I packed you a meal because I didn't think you'd have eaten." "I'll eat this well." "Did you say her name was Mi Na?" "The person who resembles me?" "She doesn't exist in this world." "Why are you here?" "I just came here to give Doctor Jin something." "Doctor Jin?" "I'll leave now." "What happened?" "Don't look at me!" "Since when have you been like this?" "They have spread to more of her body." "Get out!" "All of you, get out!" "Do you know what her illness is?" "It's syphilis." "Syphilis?" "Did you really meet a Westerner?" "Please kill me." "I'm to blame for making you like this." "Sorry."

"Life Season02 Episode16 Hit Me Baby" "Did you try turning it on and off?" "The phone or the car?" " The phone, sir." " Yes." " Is it a new phone?" " No." " It is a new car?" " No." "Yes." "No." "No, I mean, it used to be my car, then I-I gave it to this girl." "And then I got another car, but then I wanted this car back because the other one was full of bullet holes, and people kept telling me I shouldn't be driving a car full of bullet holes." "So I bought this one back, but she painted flowers on it." "I had the flowers taken off." "Now the phone won't sync up." "Have you made sure that you have correctly entered your personal pin number?" "Can I ask you a question?" "Where exactly are you?" "I'm sorry, sir." "We are not allowed to talk about our personal lives." "You're very far away, aren't you?" "Because I'm looking at los angeles, and I have the feeling that you are the other side of the world, looking at things that I could only imagine." "Could that be true?" "I am looking at my computer, sir." "Please describe your service problem to me exactly." "My phone is supposed to sync up with my car, so I can talk hands-free." "It's against the law for me to hold my phone while I'm driving, and I would hate to break the law, because I'm" "I'm kind of a cop." "Kind of?" "I would think that either you are a cop or you're not a cop." "I'm a cop." "Neighbors heard the same cd playing for ten hours straight." "They called the landlord." "The landlord comes in, and he sees this." "Where's the landlord now?" "Under heavy sedation." "Did he say anything?" "He said, "man on a stick."" "Looks like poison, too." "I'm guessing antifreeze." "Taste of the wine might've covered it up." "Yeah." "He drinks the wine..." "Someone watches him stumble across the room." "And then someone pins him to the wall." "Man on a stick." "Bleach and ammonia..." "Make chlorine." "Antifreeze in the wine and a broken broom handle." "Yeah, things found around the house." ""Jerome rafts-- financial advisor." "Risk acquisitions-- derivatives."" "Maybe jerome mishandled someone's money." "I don't think we're getting anything off that computer." "You get ripped off, you bring a gun or a pipe." "Oh, yeah, a pipe is good." "Then you can feel it, you know, when the bone breaks." "Too much information?" "Hey, reese, look at this." "Oh, jerome liked to date." "There's a different woman in each of these photos." "Well, maybe one of the women didn't like sharing jerome." "For that, I could see using antifreeze, bleach..." "Ammonia and a broom handle." "Jerome sure looks happy, though." "I'm' looking at jerome." "He doesn't look too happy." "Man on a stick." "Reese, something else-- there was A..." "There was what?" "A bird." "A pigeon." "It flew against the window, tried to get in." "That means something, right?" "A bird in the house after a death?" " I hate birds." " I hate birds." "You, keep doing what you're doing." "Come with me." "Fbi called this morning." "They want to borrow a few lapd detectives for a joint organized-crime task force." "I think you should do it." "Fbi?" "You'd be on loan, still lapd, for a few weeks here in L.A." "Looks great on the resume when you want to move up the ladder, which you do." "Fbi." "When do I have to tell them?" " They need you there today." " Well, what about the case?" "The vic has a shelf full of girlfriends and a broom handle through and through." "It's done." "He'll be fine." "You should do this." "It's a new situation for you." "I want you think of it like you're building a building." "You got to put in a good foundation, or everything you do after that is just gonna come tumbling down." "I'll see you in a few weeks, crews." "Okay, but remember what I said-- good foundation right away." "Everything else after that is just a waste." "And you got that speech in..." "Kindergarten." "But it's a good speech." "It's--it's the foundation speech." "Oh, they grow up so fast, don't they?" "Found this in the closet." "Wireless computer backup." "Everything on jerome rafts' computers will be on here." "Reese usually starts." "Maybe you could" "Why don't I just jump in?" "Jerome rafts, 38 years old, moved from north dakota nine years ago, works at home." "He's a financial advisor specializing in derivative do you know what a derivative is?" "A derivative is when you don't invest in a thing, but you kind of invest in a thing like the thing you're investing in." "Yeah, me neither." "Tech guys couldn't bust open security on his business files, so we don't know his clients yet." "Who are the girlfriends?" "They're not exactly girlfriends." "Tech did find a file on each of them in jerome rafts' computer-- hours spent with each girl at a cost of $400 per hour." "Eight hours with veronica-- $3,200." "Four hours with harper-- $1,600." "13 hours with trish-- $4,800." "$4,800 only gets you 12 hours." "I guess the 13th hour's free, like doughnuts." "But the winner is alexa-- $9,600 over the last month." "What kind of guy displays photos of himself with escorts like they were his girlfriends?" "He's a financial advisor." "You know, his world is money." "You know, just because he paid for his relationships, didn't make them any less real." "Don't you think this is weird?" "You know, just us two without reese?" "Let's just keep the ball moving." "Did rafts have date last night?" "Yeah, with alexa." "Anything on the security cameras?" "We got this." "Doesn't live in the building, wasn't a guest of anyone in the building." "But she's looking down and away from the camera." "Could be anyone." "What did you do to that woman, pal, that she'd do that to you?" "Phone numbers on any of the girls?" "We dumped rafts' phone, didn't find any calls to the women." "We did find one call he made repeatedly to a woman named brenda trill." "Every time rafts called trill, rafts had a date." " Brenda trill's the madam." " I'm on my way to check her out now." "I guess you'll need someone to fill in for reese while she's gone." "Captain, we--we both might need someone to fill in for reese, and, um," "I want you to know you can, uh, you can always talk to me." "Anything you-- you want to talk about?" "I'll go talk to the madam, then." "I-I know this doesn't make me detective." "I'm still just a patrolman in a cheap suit." "I'm happy to have you in the car." "Charlie, I wasn't exactly there for you the last time we partnered, so... hey, you want me out of this car, I am out." "Bobby, I requested you." "I prayed for this." "I'm not ashamed to say, prayed... for you and me to be in a car again." "I'm guessing you prayed for other things." "Yeah, I did-- other things." "That dead guy sure did like the pros, though, huh?" "All that money." "Yeah, don't think jerome rafts had much else in his life." "Seems like the relationships he paid for were the only ones he had." "That's so wrong." "You don't pay a pro to stay." "You pay her to leave." "Charlie sheen said that." ""Jerome rafts-- financial advisor." "Risk acquisitions-- derivatives."" "Do you know what a derivative is?" "Sure, it's the kind of investment where you're really not, um... well, it's--it's--it's-- it's when you're, uh... no." "No, no idea." "Yes, I-I know what a derivative is." "It's--it's-- it's kind of hard to explain to a layperson." "To a layperson, ted?" "Are you saying I wouldn't understand it?" "No, I'm saying it's complicated." "Okay, a derivative is a financial product whose value is derived from the value of something else, the underlying." "Now, because the value of the derivative is contingent on the value of the underlying, the notional value of derivatives is recorded off the balance sheet, while the market value of derivatives is recorded on the balance sheet." "I don't understand it." "Don't feel bad." "No one does." "Uh, why do you need to know?" "I got a dead financial advisor, specialized in derivatives." "How broke was he?" "Don't think he was broke." "Why?" "Well, the derivative bubble burst." "If the guy had money, it was from somewhere else." "It came from somewhere else?" " Are you ted earley?" " Yes." " And you are?" " Amanda." "How can I help you, amanda?" "Well, actually, I'm interested in taking your class, you know, going back to school and all that." "Would it be all right if I asked you some questions?" "What's that going through him?" "A broom handle." "He was with a girl named alexa last night." "That's right--alexa." " Can we talk to her?" " You can try." "When she didn't check in after her date, I called her cell." "It was no longer in service." "Do you have her address, then?" "I don't know where any of my girls live, for their own safety." "Are any of these alexa?" "No." "Do you have a photo of her?" "You mean like on her company I.D.?" "I guess not." "We're gonna want you to talk to a sketch artist." "Bobby... do you have a question you'd like to ask of miss trill?" "Yeah." "Uh, sure, okay, uh..." "Uh, let me see, uh... do you know who killed jerome rafts?" "No." "Probably want to work up to that one." "Give it another shot." "Can you tell us about the other clients alexa dated?" "Now, that's a great question." "Isn't that a great question?" "Alexa didn't have any other clients." "Jerome was her first, and once he started with her, he never dated any of the other girls." "How did the other girls take that?" "You'll have to ask them." "Didn't bother me when he went with alexa." "Busier than ever, actually." "Do you like jerome?" "He was a real gentleman." "He always said, "please," and "thank you."" "Showered, too, and, uh, soaped everywhere." "How did you spend your time together?" "Oh, you know, we had fondue." " Went whale-watching." " He'd read to me." "For $400 an hour?" "I'm worth it." "Would you like to read to me?" "You seem a little nervous, hon." "First time?" "I... usually do this in uniform." "Funny." "Me too." "Maybe you should give me a call." "Uh, I'm married." "Very, very married." "What about you, cutie?" "Are you very married, too?" "Yeah, married, yep." " You are not married." " To the law-- married to the law." "Well, call if she gives you the night off." "Whale-watching, rollerblading, reading?" "You and jerome did have sex?" "Well, yes, but not until the third date." "He said we had to wait." "He was very old-fashioned that way." "Did he ever talk about his business?" "I didn't really understand it." "He sold things that aren't there." "It's complicated for a layman." "A lay what?" "Uh, did jerome, uh, always pay on time?" "On time and in cash." "Tipped real well, too." "A lay what?" "What did you talk about, then?" "Mostly he would talk about his birds." " His what?" " His birds." "Jerome could talk about his pigeons for hours." "His pigeons." "Yeah, he was a little obsessed." "I think he might've spent more money on them than he did on me." "Didn't you see them?" "Yeah, I think I might have." "A lay what?" "Don't understand keeping an animal most people pay to exterminate." "Bobby, how come you never see a baby pigeon?" "You worked downtown all those years." "You ever see a baby pigeon?" "You know, you're right." "Where the hell are all the baby pigeons?" "Where do you think alexa is?" "She killed jerome and took off." "Or she saw who killed jerome and took off." "Or..." " Or she's dead, too." " Or she's dead, too." "But there was no picture of rafts with alexa, and alexa had her head turned away from that camera in the elevator." "What's that mean?" "Hey, you find that bird yet?" "You have experience with a poly?" "Uh, given it, never taken it." "This test is for your security clearance." "The bureau needs to know your secrets, what you're hiding, so they can't be used against you by others." "If we know your secrets, you can't be blackmailed, can you?" "If you wish not to take this test, I can have an agent drive you home." "I have nothing to hide." "Then you would be the first." "Okay, section one." "Aren't you gonna turn the machine on?" "It's been on." "Section one--your father's name is jack reese?" " Yes." " He was an lapd cop?" "Yes." " Is this why you became a cop?" " No." "Yes." "Yes." "To the best of your knowledge, did your father ever break the law?" "To the best of my knowledge, no." "We'll come back to this." "As a cop, uh, you did undercover work?" "Yes." " Involving narcotics?" " Yes." " You yourself used narcotics." " Yes." "You had a relationship with one of your suspects?" "Yes." "We'll come back to this." "So which one of you is ronnie pollen, and which one of you is mitch?" "Uh, I'm ronnie." "This is mitch." " It'd help if you didn't dress alike." " Help what?" "You want to explain why you were found in a dead man's coop?" "We're fanciers." " Pigeon fanciers." " Yeah." "You raise pigeons." "Yeah, man's been doing it for 10,000 years." "Like for food?" "You eating them?" " No, we don't eat them.We show them." " No." "Yeah." "And why were you in rafts' coop?" "Jerome rafts gave us a bad egg." "A-a bad what?" "A bad egg." "We bought an egg supposedly out of bloody mary." "And that would be a bird." " Yeah, one of rafts' prized birds." " We took that egg in good faith." "Yeah, but when it hatched, we could clearly see it was not bloody mary's offspring." "We were bamboozled." "Did you confront rafts with this?" " Yes, but he said the egg was true." " But it was not true." "No." " So you went to get a true egg." " Yes." "And where were you last night?" "In our own coop." "You live in a pigeon coop?" "No, we have a coop behind our house." "We were tending it last night." "You ever seen rafts with this girl?" "Alexa." "His girlfriend--so pretty." " Very pretty." " Yes, she is." "Anything else you can tell us about her?" " Well, she knew a lot about pigeons." " Yeah." "She was a fancier, too?" "Yeah, she knew her rollers, her trumpeters, dragoons, flying tipplers, croppers..." "Berlin short faced tumblers, too." "A pretty girl who knew her berlin short faced tumblers." "Yeah." "Can I tell you the real reason why I want to take your class?" "No, I-I want you to lie to me." "You--you-- you can't smoke in here." "You have got to promise me you won't think less of me when I tell you why I want to take your class." "Okay, I-I promise." "Because every teacher I've ever had my entire life was chock full of crap." "Shall I tell you why?" "Uh, you-- you can't smoke in here." "Because they knew nothing of the world." "I mean, they grew up in books, but you know the world, mr." "Earley." "I do." "And great heights and all the way down." "All the way down." "Prison, twice." "That is not a book, mr." "Earley." "That is the world." "That's why I want to take your class." "Uh, you--you--you really can't smoke in here." "Then let's go someplace where I can..." "Smoke." "Tech support case number 78239847." "This is june." "How may I help you?" "It's india, isn't it?" "You're in india." "You know this call is monitored." "June, can I ask you a question?" "Do you think two people can be perfect for each other?" "Sir, I" "I usually talk these things through with reese, but, uh... well, I could talk to stark, but, you know." "I don'T." "I don't know this reese." "I don't know this stark." "I do know you need to have a technical issue if you wish to continue this call." "Okay, technically, don't you think it's amazing that I'm here in L.A." "And you're in, let's say, india, giving me tech support for my phone made in china?" "But I am not giving you tech support." "So now I'm hanging up, sir." "It is india, isn't it?" "And I bet your name isn't june." "We opened the business file on rafts' computer." "Guess what." "They're empty?" "That bubble burst." "I don't know how he made his money, but it wasn't derivatives." "No bank records either." "Nothing." "So how was rafts making his money to pay for those women?" "And where was he keeping it?" "If it was drugs, his prints aren't in the system." "Where are you with the escort?" "All we got is this sketch." "Got to sit somewhere." "They were perfect for each other." "Jerome rafts and alexa." "You ever meet the perfect girl?" "When you were sober?" "So we don't know how rafts earned his money, but we know alexa knew her pigeons." "So what are the odds that a beautiful escort into pigeons gets hired by a rich john also into pigeons?" "When you say it like that, I got to put it at a billion-to-none." "Antifreeze, ammonia, bleach, broom handle, cut phone cords." "We thought it was rage-- an angry woman." " What else could it be?" " What if it were reason?" "She knew those birds, bobby." "She took time to work out what jerome rafts liked." "You know a woman who would take that kind of time and then come in here and give herself over to rage to anger?" "She took time." "What would she have done if he hadn't dropped that wine?" "What would she have done if he hadn't dropped that wine?" "What, fry him in the tub?" "No way." "I got an electrician cousin assured me these gfci outlets trip the circuit in 1/30 of a second." "Can't kill a man that way no more." "Looks like something's in there." "Looks like nail polish." "Ammonia, antifreeze, bleach, a broom handle... nail polish." "Ooh,charlie,don't you" "I guess she really was a pro." "A hit man?" "Uh,woman." "Hit man woman." "Hit woman." "A paid professional killer." "And you think this because there was nail polish in the outlet?" "That and because of a dead gun company whistle blower in fresno." "Loose balcony rail-- ten-floor dive." "A dead D.E.A.Informant in oakland." "Found hung by the cord of the window blinds." "And a dead labor leader in indio." "Rat poison in his frijoles." "No knives,no guns-- uses only things everyone leaves around the house, never leaves any fingerprints,no dna." "A hit man." "Hit man woman." "What makes you think it was her?" "Caught on camera leaving the labor leader's motel in indio." "And what else do we know?" "All we really know is what we don't know." "We don't know how jerome rafts earned all his money, so we don't know why she killed him,so we don't know who hired her to kill him." "We don't know who she is,where she is,or where she came from." "Then again,neither do the police in indio,oakland,or fresno." "One thing we do know they didn't know... we know she knew her pigeons." "If I want to learn about pigeons,who would I get to teach me?" "Do you want to learn about pigeons?" "Answer the question,bird boy." "Well,in the world of L.A."Pigeondom," there's about,uh,about a dozen master fanciers." "We're gonna need their names." "I have a sketch I'd like to show them." "She was polite,well-dressed,soft-spoken." "She asked many questions,and she listened to each answer." "She sat right on the edge of her chair." "Perched?" "Yes." "Very lightly." "Did she reveal anything personal about herself-- where she lived,her friends?" "No,she kept herself to herself,much like a pigeon,really." "Like the berlin short-faced tumbler?" "No,more like the archangel-- narrow tail,moderately wide and slightly pronounced breast,long,thin neck, and the eyes--utterly vivid eyes." "She really liked these birds?" "Yes,which is why I was surprised when the one I sold her came back." "Came back?" "Last week,it was back in the pen." "You--you sure it was her pigeon?" "It's not like they all look alike,you know?" "Why would a pigeon come back?" "If it didn't feel cared for,which is why I was surprised." "I really thought her affections were...honest." "Where would that bird go if you stopped caring for it?" "But why would I stop caring for it?" "Well--well,I suppose it would do what any of us would." "Return to a familiar place." "Your partner spent time in prison." "Has he talked about this time?" "Yes." "And what did he say?" "Uh,he said he kne a transvestite named angel who made a great carrot cake." "Okay." "Did he talk to you about why he was sent to prison?" "No." "Do you know who mickey rayborn is?" "Exactly what kind of security clearance is this?" "No food or water,hmm?" "You're a tough bird." "I would've broke by now." "Everybody breaks,bobby." "You got to know that going in." "The bird and I will both eat once the killer has been caught." "I've been a cop a long time." "Seen women kill for a lot of reasons." "You ever see one kill because it's her job?" "No,sir,that I have not." "Well,let's go see what one looks like." "How'd that guy describe her breast?" ""Slightly pronounced."" "Yeah,I wish he hadn't said that." "Pull over here." "That the pigeon in that tree there?" "I guess so,but I got to tell you-- they all look alike to me." "Well,according to this,it's that house." "Is that her?" "What's that in her hand,charlie?" "That,bobby,is a broom." "Alexa." "Alexa?" "Uh,no,sorry." "My name's claudia." "Is there an alexa who lives here?" "No,there's not." "Just you,then?" "And you are?" "Lapd." "We're looking for an alexa who has a real interest in raising pigeons." "Well,sorry to disappoint,but my name's claudia,and I'm a personal chef." "So I-I could cook you a pigeon,but I-I can't raise one." "What has this pigeon-raiser done?" "We just want to ask her a few questions." "We think she's a contract killer." "A contract..." "A hit man...woman." "Hit woman." "Raises birds and kills people." "Gets paid for it,too." "Just the killing people part." "We'd just like to clear you as a suspect." "It's a procedural thing." "Would you mind coming with us?" "Let me get my bag." "Wow,big purse." "What's in it?" "This and that,women's things." "I like to be prepared." "Is that your car?" "Is it undercover?" "It's not undercover,but it's unmarked." "This is exciting." "I've never been in a police car before." "You sure about that?" "I think I'd remember." "Does it have a siren?" "Can we use it?" "None of you recognize her as alexa?" "There's a resemblance... but I can't say it's her for sure." "Take another look." "You must understand,I only met with alexa once." "She had short,dark hair and makeup." "The rest of the time we spoke on the phone." "What about you?" "Oh,I agree with,um,the lady." "I mean,she resembles alexa,but I couldn't say for sure." "I mean,she seems so different." "Oh,come on." "What about the vivid eyes,the slightly pronounced breast?" "No,the eyes are vivid,but the breast is less pronounced." "To tell true,I-I have a tough time telling humans apart." "What about you two?" "Well,she looks kind of the same,but..." "She seems like a different girl." " Different but the same." " Same but different." " Same but different." " Different but the same." "This was fun." "I like to try everything once." "Well,you can cross that off your list." "I can do just that,detective." "Would you like a ride home?" "No,I'll take the bus." "If you ever need any chefing,you know where I am." "I grabbed these before I left the house." "They're homemade." "You two looked hungry." "Oh,it looks tasty." "What's in it?" "Just stuff I had around the house." "Probably shouldn't eat that." "Probably not." "I hope you're not hungry." "There's some leftovers in the fridge,but I don't know what they are-- meat,cheese,some of charlie's evidence." "He's a-a cop,so he has evidence." "He doesn't bring it home,though,so I-I don't really think it's his,uh... amanda?" "Amanda?" "Amanda?" "I thought you ducked out for a smoke." "I-I went looking for the loo,actually." "The loo?" "Oh,the bathroom." "Yeah,I know." "Tell me again why you wanted to take my class." "You think you can tell who a person is just by looking in their eyes?" "That's a strange question to ask a woman who spends her life talking to people she will never meet." "Yeah,I guess it is." "The buddha was born in india,you know." "Nepal... what is now nepal." "May I ask-- what are you looking for?" "Right now?" "A killer." "You're here alone?" "I am." "How come you're here alone?" "I'm looking for some chefing." "I can do any number from two to 200,and I can make the menu for you,or you can just tell me what you like." "No,thank you." "A little wine won't kill you." "I'm driving." "Suit yourself." "Maybe I could do a lamb." "Is it an afternoon or an evening event?" "You must look very different when you're working." "No,not really." "Maybe a nicer apron,sometimes that silly,little hat." "I'd think with the intensity it takes to do your work that, uh,when you're on the job,it'd be hard to recognize you." "I suppose sometimes I can get intense." "When you're on the job." "Yes,but here in my kitchen,just me and my knives,it's calming." "Do you cook,detective?" "No." "I bet you'd be real good at it." "You're very good with a knife." "I've had some practice." "But not cooking." "No." "You work alone?" "Yes." "I like to have a partner... someone to watch your back." "Are you sure you don't want some wine?" "I could go for a diet soda if you got it." "Diet soda?" "Really?" "You--you don't look like the diet soda type." "Well,looks,you know,deceiving." "The coroner found no skin under rafts' nails." "Your chef didn't get that scratch from the victim." "How you doing without reese?" "Maybe you should talk to someone." "Maybe you should talk to someone." "Oh,I am-- a woman from tech support." "You're talking to a woman from lapd tech support?" "No,for the bluetooth in my car." "Still,it seems to be helping." "I can give you her number." "Captain." "We got human skin under a few of the claws." "Uh,male and female is all we can tell here in the field." "If we put her with one of those human female samples, we match her to the victim,but it's not enough to indict." "She does what she does 'cause no one knows she's doing it." "She knows that we know she's doing what she's doing,she's got to do something else,hasn't she?" "You want a dna warrant?" "You still see her?" "She's still here." "She's just been puttering around the house." "Girl sure likes to putter." "Tidwell got us a warrant for her dna." "I'm on my way to serve it now." "Hey,bobby." "Wait for me to get there." "Sure,charlie." "How'd you find me?" "Pigeon-- you threw it away." "I should've killed that bird." "It's gonna be okay." "No,detective,it's not gonna be okay." "I'm not a detective." "I'm just" " Here,I made this myself." "No!" "Spit it out." "Spit it out!" "I'm gonna miss living at the beach." "Really liked all the light." "How does it feel?" "I made it from mushrooms I grew under my sink." "Paralysis first-- muscular,then neural,then the organs-- the lungs,the heart,the brain." "But you'll be dead before that." "You know,most people underestimate the value of things found in their own home." "Not me,though." "Picked this up on my last job." "Think I'm gonna work it into the act." "What do you think?" "You know,that man just wouldn't die." "Okay..." "I'll be going now." "Officer needs help." "Hold on there,bobby." "Just one person traveling." "Yes." "First class." "Yeah,uh,I-I'll pay the penalty." "Yes,cash." "Oh,you're--you're gonna have to hold on a minute." "You know it's against the law to talk on the phone like that?" "If you want to go hands-free,I got someone you can talk to." "You did this to my car." "Diet soda in the gas tank." "Just something you had lying around the house." "Probably kill me with these." "I never met a woman who killed because it was her job." "Guess you can cross that off your list,detective." "I guess I can." "Why'd you kill jerome rafts?" "I'm just a chef,detective." "You have me confused with someone else." "A hit man woman?" "Yep,a hit man woman." "And stark's gonna be okay?" "We jacked him full of epinephrine." "He won't be eating any mushrooms." "And you still don't know why she killed jerome rafts?" "Crews?" "You're doing it,aren't you?" "You're staring at something." "And now you're taking out some fruit,right?" "What do you see,crews?" "Crews?" "That's a lot of birdseed." "Hey,pigeons don't eat that much,do they?" "I mean,they eat like a bird,right?" "That's a lot of birdseed." "He was the competition." "He was a hit man." "Traced that rifle to six assassinations." "But,you know,we're in a down cycle, so there just wasn't enough business for the both of them." "Sir,are you telling me these things hands-free?" "Yes,I am." "Then I shall close this case file." "Your name isn't june,is it?" "No,it is deepa." "It was a pleasure talking to you,deepa." "It was a pleasure talking to you,detective crews." "Life Season02 Episode16 Hit Me Baby"

"." "THIS STORY IS INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS" "In 2015 an American archeologic company bought a military manuscript from the Han Dynasty" "It said Roman soldiers went to China 2000 year ago and the ancient city of Regum was build" "The archeological community believed it was fake but the company decided to explorer further" "James says they'll float a stock offering on the market the minute we find Regum." "Then we can axcavate wherever we want." "You know most of the diary documents of how General Huo established the Protection Squad." "How is he related to Regum?" "And why did they name this ancient city Regum?" "That's what we're gona find out." "Christian Another intersection ahead." "Which road do we take." "Let's split into three groups and keep each other updated." "Look sharp gentlement." "It's real" "It's real" "Regum" "Yes." " Commencing virtual scanning." " Oke." " We all set?" " Ya." "Don't forget the music" "Wait, wait,wait, I know Tchaikovsky" "No, this setting call for Mozart Adagio Mozart, nice" "Oke, I changed my mind" " Opera." " You're so indensive" "♪ Oh my dear father ♪" "♪ I like him, he is very handsome ♪" "♪ I want to go to Porta Rossa ♪" "♪ To buy the ring ♪" "♪ Yes, I want to go there ♪" " This gotta be him." " Let's scan it" "48 BC, the Silk Road at China's western border" "Thirty-six nations are embroiled in a struggle for the survival of the fittest." "Duck, Duck." " Which nations." " Don't know" ""Silk Road Protection Squad"" "Quick, who?" "Those in white are the White Indians" " The Chief is Alisijiang." " Right." "Those in black area the Huns." "Chief Tache." "Huns normally live in the South" "What are they doing up here causing trouble?" "The South has been suffering from severe drought" "So they've come here to grab more territory, Oke." "You know the drill, Oke, Quick." "One last chance" "Are you going to return our food or not?" "If you White Indians don't want to submit" "Then we'll settle this according to the rule of the Silk Road" "Let God decide who's right and who's wrong." "Quick!" "You've already lost." "Scram." "You Savage" "Silk Road Protection Squad" "Stop fighting!" "Fight them!" "We'll handle it" "Brother stop fighting" "I beg you all" "My Hun brother, I came with peaceful intentions" "Silk Road Protection Squad What's this got to do with you" "Our motto has always been turn foes into friends and peace for all races" "Whatever our friends on the Silk Road need" "It's our responsibility to help" "Survival of the fittest is the only truth on the Silk Road" "With your pathetic little band" "You want to control all thirty-six nations here" "Besides he has already lost" "He even called me a savage" "Success depends not on how many people you have but on how determined you are" "Hands off" "Hands off" "Lady, Sorry that wasn't intentional" "Use your sword We'll go by the rules" "Our Protection Squad goes by the laws of our country" "We don't fight" " Come here." " No I won't." "Lady." "Lady Cold Moon I didn't mean to remove your veil" "You dropped it yourself" "I know" "That was fate" "Actually I came because..," "Drink" "I'm ready" "I just want to return the veil to you" "I didn't see anythink" "Nothing happened between us" "Stop laughing." "Haven't been back home for a long time, hurry." "Kids look" "Who's here" "Uncle" "Come" "Sit down there's enough for everyone" "Commodity prices at the borders have shot up" "I hope the Prefecture can adjust the wages of our fellow comrades" "Every month" " Twenty more coins." " Forty coins." "For the past few months, I've given my wages to my injured brothers" "I know" "You take really good care of your men We can manage." "I know people laugh at you for marrying a Huns man Here you go again" "I like you because we're the same" "We believe in equality for all racers" "You preach peace amongst the different races on the Silk Road and I teach peace to kids from different tribes at school" "We're bound to succeed" " Captain." " Yin Po." "Our Protection Squad is in trouble" "Today the Prefecture Chief's army found four boxes of gold coins outside the borders" "There is a Custom Clearance document inside" "Who signed it" "The Protection Squad" "Captain" "Lieutenant What crime have we committed" "Why have you locked up my men" "Who gave you the right to lock up our people" "The Protection Squad is under the Prefecture Chief's supervision" "Don't move" "This has nothing to do with them" "I'll go with you order from the Prefcture's Chief" "Huo An and his Protection Squad are all under arrest for smuggling gold" "Send them all to Wild Geese Gate tomorrow morning to work on rebuilding the City" "What a crook sending us all to the borders so they can hang the blame on us for the gold coins" " We have to investigate ourselves." " How?" "Look" "We're all in exile" "Wild Geese Gate is where prisoners serve live sentences" "Once you go in there is no way out" "We've worked so hard and this is what we get" "Don't ask what we can gain Just ask what more we can do" "But that's so unfair" "So what are you going to do about it" "Look Brothers" "I know you all feel betrayed" "But I believe there is justice in this world" "We were all rescued by General Huo from the Wild Geese Gate" "We should take this opportunity to go back pay respect to him" "The gold smuggling is a complicated case" "Once I get more evidance from Ying Po" "I'll know what to do" "Move" "You lot, keep up Move, next." "1, 2" "Han Dynasty General Huo Qubing's Shrine" "Kill them" "Brother" "Sister" "General" "Stay back" "You have the courage to kill" "But do you have the courage to help those who really need rescuing" "1, 2" "Higher" "Faster, Help the injured" "What an idiot" " Captain, are you alright." " I'm fine." "Help them" "It's all their fault, beat them" "Stop" "Come here They're fighting" "What are you doing?" "Stop fighting!" "Stop fighting!" "Who are you" "Silk Road Protection Squad" "Watch out!" "Stop it!" "You guys stop fighting!" "Go back to work!" "Stop now!" "The Protection Squad come over here" "I don't care about your Protection Squad" "This is the Wild Geese Gate" "And I'm Commander here" "Everyone call him the Geese Commander" "So you're Huo An?" "I heard you're good with swords" "But I doubt you can take me" "Huo An You think that you're skilled in martial arts" "But, I can take you down in just ten moves" "I think five is sufficient" "Dare to try?" "Dare you?" "Come on!" "Are you nuts?" "Do you know why we want them here?" "Under the Prefecture Chief's order We have to finish rebuilding the city." "So you bunch of losers hurry up" "Come back here I'm not finished with you." "Legion!" "We stop" "What do you think General?" "What is our current condition?" "Close to 800 soldiers 3000 bows and crossbow altogether" " Horses are thirsty and near exhaustion." " Yes." "if we gonna have a chance, we need to take them as soon as possible" "Lucius" " Lucius." " Yes, I'm here." "Falco said that you are to take the city" "Yes" "But their Captain is very weak and he doesn't look too bright" "So it won't take long" "Let's have a drink" "I'll wait for your good news when you return" "We're at a new city, a place to rest" "Intruders" "Huo An Have you seen them before?" "Can't tell if they're our enemies, hold your forces" "Attack before they get too close" " Brothers" " Yes" " Shoot!" " No." "Retreat!" "Bunch of useless cowards" "Brothers Let's kill them all" "You can't do that That's their tactic" "They just want you to open the gate" "You think you know the Art of War better than me" "Charge!" "Damn" "Stay down!" "We don't have enough men" "Who's in charge now?" "Me No one?" "Then I am" "Listen to me if you want to live" "This way" "Take it!" "Beat the drums" "Hold!" "That scared them Counter attack" "I am Lucius, Commander General Black Eagle Corps Roman Empire." "Huo An" "General" "Is there anyway no fight" "Return my people You go." "No" "We go there" "No" "General Lucius is fighting like a real demy gods today" "I don't think there is a man alive that can stand against mighty General" "Great" "Huo An you can do it" "Look" "Sandstorm" "Sandstorm!" "Captain, what are we going to do?" "What else can I do?" "General" "Hey, Listen to me" " Stop." " What?" "Listen" "Sandstorm coming" "Stop fighting" "Drop your weapon" " I let you in." " Or.." "we bury here together" "The boy too" "We need food and water for my men" "Medicine for a child" "And I need a place to think" " Lucius" " Lucius here" "I am here" "Did you win the battle against the Chinese Warrior?" "He won" "Yes, I knew you would win" "Because you said the Chinese Captain is terrible and he even looks stupid" "Huo An I did your a favour this time" "Now translate this to them Tomorrow" "Tomorrow" "Scram" "Yesterday" "Yesterday" "Go!" " You drink" " Of course" "You ever met a soldier who doesn't drink?" "Strong" "Yes It's lovely." "Where you go tomorrow?" "This is a question I've been thinking about constantly" "In Rome" "We are trained to obey to serve since we where very young" "When you finally get the opportunity to chose your own path you realise there's no where to go" "Do Chinese soldiers feel the same way?" " No, we different." " Why." "You train kill people" "We train save people" "I make Silk Road peace" "Peace is a dream" "We live a world that treats the dead better than the living" "I just want to look at it I've never seen a Chinese sword." "It's heavy" "What's the Chinese word for revenge?" "What?" "If someone hurts you or your family" "You kill them" "Revenge" "Vengeance is..," "Vengeance, Baochou." "Baochou" "Why you want baochou?" "This is not your business" "Anything happen in Silk Road is my busness" "Revenge make more hate" "Today we meet" "We are friend" "I want to help you" "When we leave tomorrow I may never see you again." "You make a friend today you lose one tomorrow." "Is it worth it?" "We're all doomed this time" "I just got the order from the Prefecture Chief" "We have to finish restoring Wild Geese Gate in 15 days" "Otherwise we're all going to be executed" "Even if everyone works at full speed it'll still take half a year to complete" "Aren't you close to the thirty-six nations?" "Please help me hire more people" "This one's always upset" "We can rebuild the city in within 15 days" "They said they can complete it within 15 days" "It'll take a long time gathering the stones and even longer to transport them" "There's a lot of big stone, difficult to move, move up" "You have plenty of gravel outside the city" " What?" " Small stones." "Gravel." "Do you understand?" "He said there are a lot of small stones outside the city" "How do you build a city wall with gravel?" "Huo An listen to me" "It'll be a mistake to listen to them" "He trust you" "Thank you" "You must promise me one thing in return" "Find man to guide my deputies to the Parthian Empire" "Ok, look We're here right now" "And the Panthian Empire is here" "Oom St@R" "What are you traying to do" "No, slowly" "Be gentle, what are you doing." "15 days Is it possible?" "Men, stop it" "Good, go." "See much easier" "Slow down, one at a time" "Leave after you grab them" "Everything is on schedule" "Haven't you eaten yet?" "You fatty don't get in my way" "Pull!" "Lower, a bit more, that's it." "Tell me what kind a city is this" "From where you are standing now" "You can see the entire famous Silk Road" "The great artery of trade and culture that connects the West to the great kingdoms of the East" "When the sun sets the entire Silk Road even the city walls become very, very warm." "I want to touch the city wall" "I can see it" "I can see them all" "I can see our own city gate" "And the place you taught me how to use a sword" "I can hear mother play her harp when we're practising" "Do you miss her?" " Let's go." " Training." " What happening?" " Watching the Protection Squad training." "You never watch my training" "Let's go over there" "Position" "I bet on the Roman to win" "Bet on the Protection Squad" "If you win, take all my liquor" "Bet on the Protection Squad" "Come on" " Be careful, don't get anyone injured." " I know." "Well done" "Let's get our liquor" "Are you blind" "This Roman soldier is not bad" "Thank you for the match" "That was a great fight" "Right, check again." "Hey someone has collapsed" " Come over and help." " Help." "Are you alright?" " No problem." " Let's keep going." "I'm fine." "I General Huo swear to God" "I will see the flags all of thirty-six nations flying high together at the Wild Geese Gate" "My brothers on the Silk Road" "Let's draw our own flag" "What are you drawing?" "Excelent, young master." "How do you write "School"?" "I served under Consul Marcus Licinius Crassus Dives" "He moved his troops to the Parthian Empire and formed and alliance with the Queen who is the sister of our Lady Crassus" "Consul Marsus' eldest son" "Tiberius is a vicious and treacherous man" "The consul was planning on naming his youngest son" "Publius to be his heir and successor" "He entrusted me to keep the child alive" "The young lord started having problem with his eyes" "The Parthian Queen kindly sent medicine to heal his vision" "Tiberius laced it with poison blinding his brother so he could never become Consul and killed his father" "I had no choice but to take my soldiers and the child become a fugitive" "Until I reached the Wild Geese Gate" "I've been a man without a country marked for death" "The deputy I sent told the Parthian Empire is mean to restore the peace treaty and prove Tiberius' vicious intentions" "I'm orphan Han race" "My parents kill by enemy" "Me and my sister run away and she cry" "I use my hand cover her mouth" "She die" "General Huo save my life" "He said war destroy family" "Only peace can save Silk Road" "We are same" "General" "Decimus has returned" "I think Tiberius know about us" "Lucius" "My Mum says however beautiful the sunset is it will always go dark" "I know my sunset will end soon" "But don't worry about me" "I can't see anyway" "As for my brother let me handle it on my own" "You're very brave" " We will meet him." " Yes, General." "Lucius, no" "Huo An" "If you stand with us you will be butchered" "The City we built is a dream" "It'll only last 15 days" "I cannot be further in your debt" "Think, If Tiberius want to catch you" "Why he need a hundred thousand men?" "He can take over the entire Silk Road even China" "I think Tiberius working with the Chief" "It's our duty to protect Silk Road" "I can borrow soldiers from my friend Yin Po" "Hopefully we can stop them" "Captain Huo" " Falco." " Young Master." "On behalf of the Roman Empire" "I commission you First Centurion of the Legion" "My deepest honor" "Agrippa" "Is there something on your mind?" "Perhaps we have come too far" "From Rome?" "From all the things I've always tried to teach you" "You taught me the road to be a great lord is predestined" "I didn't teach you to kill your own father" "That was fate" "I dream of it when I was young" "I shared that dream with my father before I took his last breath" "General" "General Lucius, our reinforcement is here." "General Lucius" "Where is Huo An?" " Lucius" " General." " Captured them alive." " Yes." "Lucius" "Lucius" "Lucius" "Lucius, don't worry about me" "Go" "Please go" "Lucius" "Go" "I order you to go" "Go Please Go." "What crime have I committed?" "Huo An is a traitor and all his family members are to be executed." "How can you hit little children" "Shut up" "Release me" "Don't push me" "Take the kids" "Kids hurry up and go, Go." "Batu hurry up and go." "Go" "Thank you for rescuing us, My I ask your name?" "My name is Moon, Huo An's wife." " It's not true Duck." " Get down." "Duck, don't move." "Hurry, take the kids to the second floor." " Doon't be scared, run to the second floor." " Hurry up and go to the second floor." "Quick" "Send the kids down" "Quick, Quick." " Don't be affraid." " Book." "My books." "Come quickly" "Help together" "Hurry, Go." "Hurry, Go." "Yes." "Kids hurry up and go." "This way quick" "After them" "Go" " Hurry up." " Hurry." "Go" " Take the kids first." " Oke." " Listen to your teacher" " I know." "Thank you." "I came only for my sister" "Hurry up." "My books" "Look out" "Xiuqing" " Teacher." " Don't be afraid, Alijiang." "Teacher." " Go." " Go." "Rest in Peace" "All of you come over here" "Go." "Go." "Go." "Promise me" "Look after our kids" "Look after yourself" "It wasn't easy for us to be together" "And it won't be easy for us to be apart" "Welcome home" "So nice to have you hanging around again" "Everyone in Rome including my father thought you were the finest warrior in the Empire" "No" "I think of you more as a chess piece" "Think about it Lucius" "If I hadn't purposely let you escape" "Purposely" "Do you really think you and Publius would get this far?" "Who could blame me for pursuing you" "I mean" "Thank you" "For the perfect excuse to bring my troops here" "I had already plotted this wiith Huo's subordinate, Yin Po." "Yin Po gave me the customs clearance document and the Commander's Seal." "As soon as my army settle in at the borders the entire Silk Road region belongs to Roman Empire." "And all I have to give him is an insignificant title" "Prefecture Chief" "You throw a bone and you get a dog." "What a fantastic deal." "Spare the child" "He is no further threat to your ambitions" "Show mercy" "Let me tell you" "No one felt the pain more than I did." "when I had to blind my own brother" "I beg of you" "Spare him" "He has committed no crime" "Of course he has committed a crime" "His crime" "His crime is that he took the place in your heart that belonged to me." "You will never hurt my young master ever again." "Falco will take you home." "Don't be afraid, It's alright." "With my brother dead" "There really is no more cause for conflict between you and I" "I will tell you a secret" "Lately" "When I look at my reflection" "I see you" "Right" "It does get boring when everything is so predictable." "Huo An" "We fell for Yin Po trap" "Sorry" "Speak" "Captain Something happened before you returned this morning" "Our great General Tiberius has enacted a plan to unify the Silk Road" "I've already asked him to acquiesce" "He said no" "All of the thirty-six nations have acquiesced" "And you are the last." "We need you to do one thing" "What did they want you to do?" "They want us to hand over Captain Huo" "What did you say?" "Huo An" "This was never our business to start off with Why should we get involved?" "Captain Huo We are not as heroic as you are" "How do you expect us to protect this place" "When we can't even protect ourselves?" "The Romans are right We all have a families" "Now we can all just take the gold and go home" "Huo An, If you don't go with them then we'll die because of you." "We've been slaves all our lives This time we should have the right to make our own decision." "Gfo with them" "Huo An, Is it worth it." "for these people?" "We should leave." "They need me now more than ever" "I won't leave" "You're not going?" "Thanks for being so good to me" "If you like me you need to get to know me." "When I was young, my sister and I were running away from the wars on the Silk Road." "I wanted to save her but I killed her instead" "I kept on asking myself" "Why her?" "Why me?" "General Huo said" "We can't change the past but the future is firmly in our hands" "He said everyone has the their misfortunes but we need to contain the pain and turn it into motivation." "A person who only laments the past is a coward where as a person who can change the future is a true hero." "He said heroes are not afraid to die" "Nonetheless, I have to admit that the fate of the Silk Road can't be changed by the Protection Squad alone." "Still, I'm truly thankful." "I thank you all for joining me in rebuilding this city" "Together we proved that harmony can be achieve between the races." "During that precious time we were giving birth to a newborn child of hope" "But his life is cut so short" "that I won't have the chance to see him grow up." "My brothers on the Silk Road" "I have already given my all." "People are rarely satisfied with the truth" "If I can satisfy you all with my life" "Than I shall die with no regrets" "But I do have one last request" "Please raise the memorial flag that we made together." "Raise it up for me." "So I can take one last look at our child" "Huo An will be forever indebted to you." "I promise to repay you in my next life." "I am the mighty Rat, a hero" "What am I going to do with these coins, buy a coffin?" "Whoever dares to invade Wild Geese Gate, I'll kill him" "I'll fight him" "With my last breath." "Tiberius and his hundred thousand men are all camped up at Kroran" "My friend is responsible for supplying food to them." "He says that there is one prison which has really tight security." "No one can get close to it." "Lucius" "Huo An" "I'm not sure why but I've always liked those who've hated me because through our hatred" "Our real selves are revealed" "You see humans become bit more prectical as they reach their end." "Now Huo An" "Pledge your allegiance to me and I will let you live." "How can you so blind" "Dare to speak about truth." "I'm Huo An work so hard in the Silk Road" "I'm the one who should be a Chief What are you doing" "Get back here." "How can you give Yin Po the Chief position?" "You think he will hand over the border to you" "Just so he can be a chief?" "So you're saying there's a problem with Yin Po?" "General" "Yin Po will arrive soon" "How many men is he bringing with him?" "At least ten thousand soldiers." " And weapons?" " All fully armed." "Captain" "Commander Seal" "Ma Chuang" "Is there something wrong?" "Ready" "On his right side, can you see the keys?" "Yes, I'm going to get them now." "Get in there" "Get in, I'll let you know when it's unlocked" "Don't worry I'll go help them." "Gold" "Give us." "Go home" " How can you not live up to your words?" " Move!" "I got the key" "You also got caught, how are you going to help the others." " So what now?" " Unlock me first." "General Tiberius" "Yin Po" "I have completed all your instructions." "As long as you give me the Prefecture Chief seal in exchange I will surrender the Commander Seal." "How well do you know Huo An?" "Understand?" "Everyone understand?" "Now" " Hey!" " Stop!" "Move" "Hey, Huo An." "Give us thr key." "Here" "They're coming, faster." "Take care of yourself." "Get back" "Now kill them all" "Shoot" "Who shoot that arrow?" "Ready armed" "Yes, General." "Sound the attack." "Kill them." "We have no reason to initiate this fight" "Kill him and the Prefecture Chief title belongs to you." "Ma Chuang" "Good throw" "General, The jail has been breached." "Huo An" "Well then send more people there" "Open the gate" "Huo An Is that you?" "Yes" "Huo An" "Huo An" "It's you" "You have no business in Roman family quarrels" "This is not your business" "It's my duty" "Listen to me" "Huo An" "Listen to me, listen." "The city we built" "A city without" "Fear" "Terror" "Humiliation" "When the raze that city" "Rebuild it" "Whoever shares that city with me is forever my friend" "Huo An" "Huo An" "First Centurion" "I entrust my troops to you" "Go" "Or they will die here with you" "Go" "Now" "Huo An" "Take me home" "We shall meet again" "Here they come" "Get ready" "Archers!" "Get back, Move back." "Get back" "Stone" "Stone" "Grab the stone" "Hurry" "Forward" "Attack!" "Go" " Go" " Get out of here." "Soldier, let's leave." "Hurry move" "They're coming, position." "Position" "To the right" "Hold the line" "Hold the line" "Company hold" "Statius We are all Romans" "Surrender" "A true Roman" "Never surrenders" "To arms" "Form ranks" "Use the shield" " Slide the rock" " Yes, sir." "Slide the rock" "Push" "Follow me" "Go, go" "Take the hill" "General" "Huo An" "My God they are like locusts" "We're trapped" "Well brother, we die together" "Die together!" "Engage!" "Moon go rescue Huo An" "Awake!" "Awake!" "Go" "Close your eyes" "Kill them!" "Fight them" "About face!" "Move down" "Move" "What are you doing here?" "Go." "Hurry now" "I want to die with you" "Engage!" "Captain" "Captain" "Sun" "Parthians" "Disengage the army" "Tiberius" "The criminal who killed Crassus and blinded Publius stands here before you" "This is an outrage" "A conspiracy" "Consul Crassus and I signed this peace treaty" "So as to guarantee the safety of your brother" "Because your father knew of your evil plan" "So let me ask you on behalf of your father and your brother" "What was on your mind when you ended their lives" "It's never too late to turn back" "Give me your sword" "A real hero remains accountable until the end" "Right" "I did it" "Let's resolve this" "If I made a mistake in this game of chess" "It'd be that I looked down upon you" "No" "You look down on human" "Why are you so eager to end your story?" "Not for me For my friend." "Lucius" "What a good friend you are" "But this is a Roman matter" "You have no right challenge me to a duel" "Master Publius made Huo An a Roman warrior" "General Lucius put us under his command" "He's one of us now" "Let's resolve this" "You and I" "Well then" "We should give you a proper burial" "Huo An" "Come on" "You're wearing a headband of a dead man." "I'd say that's a bad omen" "God will bless us all" "Huo An" "Huo An......" "The show is over" "Don't worry" "You'll be with him soon enough" "Huo An.." "Power is a conceit which reveals our limitations" "A real hero remains accountable" "to the end" "♪Land of my forefathers ♪" "♪Forever brimming with glory ♪" "♪A land of beauty ♪" "♪Home of the courageous ♪" "♪Our Eternal Rome ♪" "♪The might of enemy ships ♪" "♪Threatens us in vain ♪" "♪It is a hopeless quest ♪" "Emperor Hanyuan declares" "In appreciation for the bravery the Roman soldiers they were granted the right to build a city on the Silk Road." "Since Master Publius was an aristocrat the city was named Regum a symbol for royalty, in Chinese "Li Gan"" "Wild Geese Gate was granted it's wish" "The Survivors were allowed to join Huo An to form a new corps to protect the Western Region." "Soldiers salute" "♪Turn foes into friends ♪" "♪For the trumpets of War ♪" "♪Will call our Legions soon ♪" "♪And across the fatherland ♪" "♪A victory song will ring ♪" "♪And across the fatherland ♪" "♪Our song will resonate ♪" "♪A time of joy and pride ♪" "♪For Eternal Rome ♪" "First Centurion" "You make a friend today you lose one tommorow" "Is it worth it?" "Thank you" "I'm really happy we can do this together" "Well" "At least we ended on a good note" "Christian" "There's no ancient city here" "Did you guys find anything?" "No, We haven't found anything either" "I told you that book was fictitious" "No" "It's an enthralling fairytale" "Peace and harmony one" "Greed and ambition zero" "This land remains ours alone" "What do you say" "We let him shine for another 2000 years." "THE END" " Oom Sst@R "

" It's pressure, you know?" " Pressure?" "I can't say that to them, 'cause they just think my life's great, like it comes easy for me." "Really?" "Yeah, you know why?" "They're jealous." "I mean, if we're bein' honest here, Matt, they are seething with envy." "And you know what's sick is, I'm-I'm jealous of them." " And they can't see that?" " They can't!" "And the fans..." "The fans of the show, they think I am Pastor Jim." "Like I can solve their problems." "Write me suicidal letters..." "You wanna talk about pressure?" "I mean, how would you deal with pressure like that, Matt?" "You'd need a release." "Anyone would." " Hey, Rick, can you hear that?" " Yeah, it's me." "My battery's dyin'." "Do you have another one with you?" "I don't know." "There might be another one around the car here somewhere." "Good, 'cause I wouldn't wanna lose ya." "Battery, battery, battery, battery..." "Battery!" "Put your headphones back on." "Complete shock, obviously, to the audience who watches him faithfully every single week." "Absolutely." " But I think commuters who've been forced to just evacuate their cars would say this affects them even more." "Well, Jim, there's no doubt the police are taking this very seriously." "From what we've been able to learn, this all stemmed from a custody battle" " ...over theur two boys." " Pat, that's right." "Once again, what began over four hours ago when Rick Keesler's SUV rear-ended another vehicle has ballooned into a hostage standoff after Keesler fired his handgun at the surrounding motorists." "This guy hates his image." "Ok?" "Maybe a scandal can change that, open up new opportunities." "It's manipulation." "He's looking for a way out of the car." "He's been self-rationalizing for the last hoyr and he just plugged in his charger for more." "And he wants to hang on to what he's got." "Right." "Hey, you're doing great, okay?" "Keep listening, keep him talking." " You've almost got him." " Manipulation." "All units, Code Four." "Affirmative, Bravo, sniper has shot." "Charlie, moving into position." " Okay, Matt." "You there?" " Yeah, yeah, I'm here, Rick." "Do you wanna know another secret?" "Here's one." "I didn't even want this job." "You didn't want to star in Heartland?" "Airbag sensor's here, so it's gotta be tight." "Is that it, Frank?" "You're just gonna shoot Rick Keesler, call it a day?" "Have you seen him act?" "You know what's gonna be even better is when you blow his brains all over his son." "Relax, Emily." "R.O.E. is non-lethal." "Oh, right, non-lethal, with a sniper rifle?" "Well, if you can keep him talkin'..." "This is Cheryl's call?" "Charlie in position." "Charlie, stand by for go." "Take your positions." "I'm just a real guy." "Real desire, real pain and real... thoughts." "From what we can tell, it looks like the authorities have positioned a sharpshooter on the roof of a nearby hotel." "If that indeed is the case, that means..." "Matt, what's going on?" "What are you doin'?" "I'm just sitting here in the car, Rick." "Why?" "What..." "You said they wouldn't come after me." "You promised." "Now hey, hey, nobody's coming after ya." "Don't lie to me!" "I don't give a happy hump who they are, get them out of my airspace!" " Cheryl, negotiator's here." " What?" " What the hell are you doing here?" " I'm begging you to hold off on tactical." " We're ready to go." " We can negotiate a surrender." "Come on, the guy is coked out of his mind!" "We are gonna get the kids, okay?" " Matt is wearing him down." " Really?" "Just one minute!" " You won't even give me that!" " Sounds like it." "All right." "You wanna play it that way, we'll play it that way." "Nobody is trying to play anything, Rick." "Hey, hey, Rick?" "Look, I told you I just needed one minute to think." " All right, Rick, Rick." " Just one minute!" "You won't even give me that!" "Listen, Rick." " Dad!" " Henry, shut up!" "No, Rick." "You shut up!" "All right?" "I been listening to you for the last three hours now." "It's your turn." "What?" "You think you're the first guy who ever messed up, got caught cheating on his wife, he's worried about losin' his kids or his job?" " You know nothing about..." " The hell I don't!" "I'm" "I'm right here, I'm a person." "Like everybody, I got problems." "I got secrets that could hurt me." "Negotiator in HD's line of fire." "I'm sleepin' with my partner, for one." "Now I realize that that might not sound like a big deal to you but where I work, that's a big deal." "I could lose my job for that." "So could she." "I've been getting away with it." "We've been doing it for three months now." "We had sex at the office once." "But that's out over the radio now." "Everybody knows." "My boss, Cheryl, she's gonna be asking me for my resignation tomorrow." "Even if she doesn't, the guys that I work with, hell, they're never gonna let me live this down." "I'm not saying that my problems are more important than yours." "You understand?" "I'm just saying that you and I share the same basic truth, Rick." "Life's gonna change." "I don't know about you, but that scares the hell out of me." "'Cause I hate change." "I avoid change like the plague." "All right?" "Not that my life is great... 'cause it's not..." "but I don't need it to get any worse." "That's out of my hands now, Rick." "'Cause I can't go back now." "You understand me?" "I can't go back to the way that it was." "Tyler, Henry." "No matter what you read or what anybody tells you..." "I did this for you guys." "What?" "Hey, where were you last night?" "Hey." "Oh, I was at home." "Nice suit." "So is your phone not working or did you just not want to answer it?" " Mathers." " Hi, Emily, hi Matt." "I've got your RSIMS log and your incident chronology right here." "And can I just say congratulations on yesterday?" "Thanks, Lia, I'll read it upstairs." "Okay." "See you up there." "Oh, my God." "Are you smiling?" "Look, I'm sorry, okay?" "I got home, I was tired, I had a couple of beers, and I crashed." "Otherwise, I would have called." " I really didn't think you'd be this upset." " Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?" " What?" " 8:00 a.m. Five minutes." "Cheryl's office." "We are about to get killed." "And it's your fault." "Are you upset about work?" "I don't think we should be seen walking in together." "I'm gonna take the stairs." "Is that why you're wearing a suit?" "You're overreacting." "I know Cheryl." "Cheryl doesn't care what we say as long as we get the job done and save the day and nobody files a lawsuit." " So, uh, that's your defense?" " No, that's my job." "That's me, and that's not gonna change." "'Cause you hate change, right?" "Now what is that supposed to mean?" " Your words." "You tell me." " No, with the tone there." " What's the tone about?" " Forget it!" "We'll talk about it later." "What?" "I felt like I was losing the guy, okay?" "Tactical was gonna lose their shot." "I had to do something to stall him and shock him." "God, you really don't get it, do you?" "Yeah, I get it." "Sure, you're, you're mad because you feel like" "I betrayed your trust and I endangered your job." "No, it... it's not about work, Matt." "Okay, what's it about?" "Change scares the hell out of you?" "I mean, you don't need your life to get any worse?" "H-How do you think that made me feel?" "Okay, uh, I think you're right." "I think we should talk about this later." " I'll meet you up there." " Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't." "See, this is the problem right here." "You can share your deepest hopes and fears with a heavily-armed psychopath for hours on end, but get you alone..." "Please don't analyze me, Emily." "I have no choice." "Unless you tell me, I can only guess what you're feeling." "You know, it's not that complicated." "It doesn't mean that I can explain it." "Fine." "No analysis." "I just want to know what you're thinking right now." " No, you don't." " Yeah, I do." "I'm wondering if the last time we had sex is gonna be the last time we had sex." "Oh, we heard everything." "We have a problem." "Out of 340 negotiators in the C.I.R.G., the two of you rank in the top five." "You can see why I would hate to break up a team like that." "Sex in the office?" "Look, I felt I was losing the guy." "How long were we partners, Matt?" "I've heard all your lines." "Well, almost all of them." " Come on, Cheryl." " Ma'am." "Ms. Carrera." "Supervisor Carrera." " Seriously?" " You think just because I'm sitting behind this desk now that you can get away with anything?" "You, Matt, can get away with less." "Emily, frankly, I'm shocked that you let this happen." "Ma'am, I understand your concern and I..." "I know you do." "Because you say so, right here, in your Crisis Negotiation Training Guide." "Page 36, middle of the page." "Do you remember what you wrote?" ""The primary..."" "The primary negotiator is vulnerable to emotional bias, due to their direct contact with the subject." "It, thus, falls to the secondary to maintain a clear sense of judgment and to keep the primary focused on the objective." "A clear sense of judgment." "How does that work when you're sleeping together?" "'Cause I looked, I did, but I couldn't find that part." " But let's see." " Ma'am, your point is well taken." "Flannery and I have discussed the matter and we have decided to terminate any personal relationship outside of the office." "Okay." "You know I encourage the unit to hang out." "I'm not saying you can't socialize..." "No, I think what Lehman's trying to say here is that, uh, the reason we didn't bring this forward is 'cause, as far as we were concerned, there was no relationship." "It was just sex." "Although we understand your confusion, seeing as it lasted three months." " Two and a half, really." " Three and a week." "In the interest of full disclosure." "I'm glad we're all on the same page." "Open minds, gentlemen." "I want to see open minds." "Cease fire!" "Special Agent Flannery." "You got a minute, or am I interrupting playtime?" "Something troubling you, Matt?" "Nah, I'm having a great day." "Yesterday, could've used a little help, though." "Oh, come on, you gotta admit, the airbag shot-- that was cool." "Yeah, you know what I thought was really cool, was when our hostage-taker saw you aiming a sniper rifle down his throat, after I spent two hours convincing him that wouldn't happen." "That was unfortunate." "But, as you know..." "I can't go back." "I can't go back." "You know, maybe if your secondary spent more time with you and less eavesdropping on our communications, you wouldn't be left hanging." "Yeah, man, you gotta keep that bitch on a leash." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "He will kill you." " Yeah, what's your point?" " What, are you in love with her?" "Let's settle this in the kill house." " Eight ball!" " Eight ball!" "Hill's gotta score on you three times." "You only got to hit him once." "Let's go." "Okay, last week, we reviewed the wide variety of incidents that fall under the auspices of crisis negotiations." "This includes barricaded subject, kidnapping, bomb threats, stalking crimes and high-risk warrants." "Today, we will, cover the technique of..." "active listening as applied to abnormal psychology." "But, you know what?" "Let's, let's, let's first talk about the root of our problem." "At the heart of every crisis lies a broken relationship." "Defining the nature of that shattered bond could be the key to a successful negotiation, even if the relationship in question is impossible to repair." "So..." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "What's wrong, hon?" "Eh, nothing." "I think I left my phone in the car." "Well, go get it." "Might even wait for you." "Hi, what can I get started for you?" "You can lock the doors." "Matt...!" "Matt, this is crazy." " I'm in the middle of a class." " Yeah, well, it'll just take a minute." "Then why do we have to come across the street?" "'Cause I need a clear space, okay?" "And I think you need to know how it feels." "How what feels?" "How it feels to have somebody just make a decision that affects your career without consulting you first." "Or even giving you fair warning." "Wh-wh-what the hell are you talking about?" "All right, you say you wanna know how I feel?" "I'll tell you how I feel." "I think Cheryl's right." "I think maybe we shouldn't work together." "I think that it's become clear that there's conflicting, uh... uh... priorities, and I think that there's conflicts of interest, and I think that that threatens to undermine the objectivity." "You know what I'm sayin'?" "I think that's why negotiators don't, uh, command and that's why commanders don't negotiate." "Because the stakes are too high." "There's just too many variables to take into account and I think..." " Let's get a room." " Okay." " Flannery." " Uh, hey, Lia." "It's Emily." "Put me through to Cheryl." "Where?" "I want on-site access to NCIC, PID, and I want everything Tactical has:" "Floorplans, blueprints, situation maps." " How many hostages?" " Okay, we're here." "Officers!" "Hey!" "My girlfriend's in there." "Hey!" "Matt Flannery, Emily Lehman-- Crisis Negotiation Unit." "Joe Hernandez." "You wounded?" "Uh, it's paint." "Do we have orders?" "My orders are to isolate and contain the threat, which we currently understand to be a singular wack job" " armed with an explosive device." " Can you describe him?" "Yeah, he's Caucasian, 20's, blond hair, blue eyes, but he's wearing one of those Islamic beanies." "He opened up his coat to show that he had a full rig on underneath." "Hand-held detonator, wired." "All right, let's evac the surrounding businesses." "Get those squad cars out of here." "Where do you two want to set up shop?" "Art gallery looks cozy." " Good visibility." "Let's go." " All right." "Whose phone is this?" "Let me rephrase that." "Who wants to die right now?" "I said, "Phones off."" "Clear!" "..." "Clear!" "Cell phone's not an option." "We need to secure an in-store line." "And the cellular signals could trigger a detonator." "Oh, that reminds me:" "We need to get our hands on those 911 calls before they were cut off." "Lia, we on?" "We're up." " Recording now." " We're hooked into RSIMS." "We're up and running." "The HT hasn't made contact." "Neither have the first responders." "We're gonna have to make the first call." "Take the temperature." "Am I gonna have a problem with you two?" " No." " No." " Who's primary?" " Me." " I am." "He's Islamic fundamentalist." "He's not gonna negotiate with a woman." "Yeah, exactly why I should make the first call." "Get him to refuse me and force a stall." "I try to find someone else." "I can't win when she gets all smart like that." "Make the call." " Hello." " Hello, this is Emily Lehman with the Los Angeles Police." "Who am I speaking with?" "My name is Ali Sayid bin Hassan." "But the Western world will still know me as Trent Cunningham." "Okay, Mr. Hassan." "Everything's under control out here." "Is everything all right in there?" "Yes, thank you, I have control." "Now, if anyone tries to come in here," "I will detonate explosives, which will kill everyone." "Hey, I understand." "No one's gonna come in." " Uh, I just wanna know if..." " I don't care what you want." "I want camera crews-- every major network to be outside of these doors in 15 minutes." "I have a message to deliver." "And it is for the world to hear." "I understand." "I would like to hear your... 15 minutes!" "Or I martyr everyone." "Lia, you get that?" "Running both names now." "Thermoscans confirm:" "One threat, 14 hostages." "We could take him out with selective fire right now." "But he could still trigger the vest, kill everyone inside." " Great." " I'm working a scenario for a rear breach-- it may yield better results." "You mean better than everyone dead?" "Yeah." " Tell me something good." " Well, you settle for weird?" "Traditionally, suicide bombers don't make demands and terrorist hostage takers never work alone," " ...so something doesn't add up." " Bureau's sending over some guy from Counter Terror, so he's gonna add it up for us." "Are we negotiable?" "Yes or no?" "Well, we're pretty sure Ali intends to blow the place up on live TV." "It makes for slightly more dramatic footage than a crater." " Better TiVo value." " So no cameras." "No, it's the only angle he's given us." "Uh, we can attempt to delay satisfaction for his demand and maybe propose an exchange for hostages." "I can, uh, try and feel him out on the second call." "Set up a briefing area for the media." "We're going to need them to play ball." "It's Mathers." "Can you put her on the thing?" "Go ahead, Lia." "Ali Sayid bin Hassan didn't raise any flags on any of our terrorist or criminal databases." "For Trent Cunningham, I've got a basic 411." "20 years old, student at UCLA, no priors, no warning bells, nothing." "He have a home address?" "455 Dominion Avenue #220." "That's, like, five minutes from here." "He could've walked." "Oh..." "Holy..." " Care to elaborate, Mathers?" " Sorry, ma'am." "It's just..." "Trent Cunningham is not the listed owner of that condo at that address." " Who is?" " Carl Jackson Cunningham." " As in Congressman Carl Cunningham?" " Here he is." "Wife Judith and son Trent." "What?" " Shut up!" " Brother, I'm on your side." "I know what you're doing you think is right for Islam." "Think you can talk your way out of here, you're wrong." "You chose your side!" "Laptop." ""0-6-2-7-8-3-0-0-0-4-0-5."" "That's a tracking number for an envelope our HT overnighted to his parents yesterday." "Guess what I want?" "You want it in your hands right now." " Or sooner." " I'm on it." "All right, no one speaks without my permission." "If you talk, I promise that you will never leave here alive." "What?" " Mr. Hassan, it's Emily." " What is it?" "Everything's okay." "Uh, the media are on their way." "I-I just want to be prepared for the next step." "Let's talk about how you and I can, um, get your message out" " ...in the best and safest way possible." " Just get the cameras here, bitch!" "Okay, you sound upset." "That-that's not my intention." "Okay, my intention is to help you get your message out." "If you let the people inside with you walk out, it will demonstrate to the world your mercy and your strength." "No one will doubt my strength..." "And you cannot negotiate for my hostages." "I speak for God." "And God does not negotiate with infidels." "Six minutes." "I heard everything." "Called me a bitch and an infidel." "Sweet sound of progress." " I don't know." " What?" "He's talking." "Yeah." "Are we listening?" "Something bothering you?" "Hey, go with your gut." " How long till his deadline?" " Five minutes." "Terrorist expert's here to brief us." " Okay." " I'll see you over there." "Al-Qaeda loves to recruit converts." "Gives them great raw material to mold." "You're dealing with individuals who feel devalued, despised, worthless." "By becoming terrorists, they're suddenly transformed into heroes." "And they are impossible to negotiate with." "One minute to deadline." "That's his deadline." "It's not ours." "He'll wait for the cameras." "We found specs for the vest on his laptop." "It's lethal, but it's homemade." "Ball bearings for shrapnel, 30-foot kill radius." "Detonator's a nine-volt battery wired to a clothespin." "There's a better than good chance we could take him out before he triggers it, but it has to be done up close." "Or..." "we could talk him to death." "Okay." "I'm going to ask for a hard number here." "Given this profile, how many hostages can you secure through negotiation?" "Realistic." " I'd say right now, we're probably lucky to come" " All." "The only person Trent Cunningham came here to kill today is himself." "This is not a terrorist situation." " We need to alter our strategy." " 30 seconds." " Is she suggesting concessions?" " No, we take the tactical..." "That's against policy." "We do not engage in bargaining with terrorists..." "Quiet!" "Matt, you're primary." "Make the call." "Tell him cameras are here." " L-Let me explain." " Matt, make the call." " Ten seconds." " Matt." "Five... four..." "three... two..." "Deadline." "The guy it's talking Cheryl..." "We switch negotiators now and we risk losing that." "Your plan wasto switch negotiators." "But Trent hasn't followed the plan." "In fact, he has moved consistently against pattern for hostage siege." "So your profile does not apply." " Then what profile does apply?" " Ritual public suicide is used to inflict emotional harm on another person." "The goal of suicide terrorism is psychological damage on an entire population." "What seems political, is personal." " Daddy." " Anyone else find it coincidental that Carl Cunningham is in town campaigning for a senate seat at the same time his son walks into a neighborhood coffee shop dressed as America's greatest fear?" "Look at the evidence." "His Muslim name, the extremist propaganda you found at his condo." "Okay, but what's more interesting no is how I found it just sitting out on the coffee table." "Like it wanted to be found, just like Trent wanted us to know his real name right from the top." "So tkis going to blow up Coffee Nation 'cause he's pissed at Dad?" "People have done worse." " It's probably up there, though." " Let's say you're not wrong." "What you do about it?" " Hello." " Hey, it's Emily." "I just wanted to let you know that the camera crews have arrived and they're unloading in the middle of the area." "Good." "Good." "Trent, your parents are on their way here." "My parents?" " I don't want to talk to them." " Yeah, I understand." "I'll call you when the cameras already." "Successful reaction to the name." "Have you noticed excitement in his voice when I brought up his parents?" "Yeah." "Thanks for, uh..." " Back there." " That wasn't about us." "I backed you up 'cause I thought you were right." "Don't get used to it." "Wouldn't want it any other way." "Here are all the tracking numbers and package data for that shipment, as you requested." "But like I said, it's already left our distribution center." " So it's on the truck?" " It's on the truck." " Stop the truck." " Stop the truck?" "FBI, huh?" "Sweet." "Here we go." "0-6-2-7-5" "Open it." "Looks like some sort of photo collage." "Old family pictures." "Okay, what I need you to do is take a dll ld send i m" "Uh, with what?" "I don't have a camera." "There should be a package nearby." "Tracking number 1-0-9-0-2-4-3-0-0." "Inside is a digital picture phone." "Take the photo and e-mail it direct to me." "OK, but it's factdirect, they won't have a" "Read me the serial number." "I'll get you service." "Set up slow." "Take your time plugging in cables assembling your tripods." "Don't indicate that are ready to shoot unless you are instructed by Commander Rogers." "It's clear?" "Great!" "Here we go!" "I just wanted to let you know that the news vans are on our way up to the shop now." "Trent, I need to ask you a question." "Are you comited suicide?" "No, I just strapped a bomb o chest because I had nothing else to wear." "Krista?" "Krista?" "ok, it's gona be all right ok?" "baby?" "It's because you want die or is because another reason like you..." "You don't want be me or somebody?" " You recording this call?" " Yes." "I want die because this all matter." "It's all what?" "He got the recipie for the bomb from an islamic chat site." "Though we don't believe him to be working under the direction of any known fondamentalism group." " MrCunnam..." " This is our fault." "No..." "We need to speak to Trent, we need to speak with our son." "That's no a good idea..." "Trent speaking one of negtors right now." " If we introduce a third party" " We're not a third party." " We are him family." " See those people behind the barricades?" "Those the families of you son's hostages." "I'm sure they'd the same opportunity." "Okay, you realize what this will do to your parents, don't you?" "I mean, besides losing you, your father will lose his career." "He'll never recover from this." "Well, Allah works in mysterious ways, doesn't he?" "Yeah, this isn't about God, is it?" "This is about you." " What did he do to you?" " God?" "Your father." "Hey!" "Hey, is that a phone?" " Trent!" " Talking to the police?" "Krista?" "My boyfriend!" "Someone inside's on a phone." "Trent, pick up the phone!" " Trent, pick up the phone!" " Time to die." "Come on, man, pick up the phone!" " Trent!" " Do not come in!" "Don't come in." "I promise you, no one is coming in." "I said do not come in." "Get back." "Stay back." "Okay, you're okay." "We're okay." "All right, you don't have to say anything." "Yeah, just keep breathing with me." "Stay with me." "Don't put the phone down." "All right." "We're gonna get her out of there, all right?" "But that's not your job;" "that's ours." "That's my job." "All right?" "This just came in from Mathers." "Negotiators had their chance." "We need to move now or this is gonna end bad." "Trent, all I need you to do is stay with me." "Okay, you're doing great." "I just need you to stay with me." "Hold on." " Check it out." " What?" "..." "Wh-what is it?" "What, is this about Mom?" "I think he intended for her to see this after it was all over." "Looks cut and pasted." "They're not in any of the actual pictures together." "The root of every crisis is a broken relationship, right?" "Oh, hang on." "Yeah?" "We were close." "Now it's their show." "No, we're not done yet." "Trent, I need you to listen to me, all right?" "This is very important." "I understand why you don't want to talk over the phone." "I have a suggestion for how we can fix that." "Okay, my suggestion is that I come to you unarmed and we sit down and talk." "No phones, just you and me." "HRT, hold." "What is she doing?" "Okay, I am willing to do this for you if you let the hostages go." "All you need is one hostage and you are still in control." "I'll make for a good trade." "If this is a trick, you die, too." "No, call him back." "Uh-uh, you're not going in there." "Why?" "I just made a deal with the hostage taker." "You want me to break it?" "We have an order for tactical action." "Y-Y-Y-You're going against that, and you're putting yourself at risk." "You're acting like me." "You said go with my gut." "No, Emily." "HRT's going in." "Is this about them or is this about us?" "You walk in there and there is no us." "Don't make a sound." "They're coming out." "We are live in Brentwood, where a terrorist hostage crisis is underway." "You know, I was planning on doing that anyway." "I know." "You just know everything, don't you?" "I know you came here to kill yourself today, not anybody else." "You know you're gonna die with me?" "We don't need help." "What we need is action." "I need a press release." "We don't need Carolyn right now." "I am just trying to..." "I know exactly what you're trying to do." "Hi." "Could you excuse us?" "No, not really." "You recognize this?" "Where did you get that?" "In a letter addressed to you from Trent." "You have any idea why he'd send this to you?" "No." "No?" "Well, I think I do." "I think he's trying to send you a message." "What message?" "Loosely translated, uh, "Mom, this is your fault."" "Excuse me?" "I wasn't talking to you." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "You want your son to live?" "What kind of question is that?" "It's the simple yes or no kind." "Do you want your son to live?" "I am not going to stand here..." "Do you want your son to live?" "!" "Yes." "Okay, tell me why he hates you." "You just lost your job." "I know this is about your mother, Trent." "Everybody knows." "So you spoke to Judith?" "What did she do to you?" "What did she do?" "She didn't do anything." "I did." "What did you do?" "I don't know!" "I was the valedictorian of our class." "I got straight A's." "I played on the soccer team." "I mean, maybe she just didn't like my face." "EMILY:" "Yeah, I saw a campaign photo of your family." "You looked happy in it." "No!" "You saw what Judith wanted you to see." "She always wanted everyone to see how happy we were because she thought it would help Dad get elected." "Hugs at rallies, kisses at fundraisers." "I remember when I was a kid... man, I would get so happy..." "when we had to take a photo because it meant she had to be nice to me." "He could've killed those people." "Get away from me." "But he didn't." "We're trying to save him, Judith." "But he doesn't care what we want." "EMILY:" "Did you ever confront her about this?" "I considered other options, you know?" "Knocking on her door and lighting myself on fire when she answered it." "Even bought this kerosene." "But, you know, I scrapped that idea when I realized she probably wouldn't care." "You know what?" "She'd probably find some way to spin it." "Establish the Trent Foundation for Suicidally Depressed Teens." "Pick up a couple sympathy votes, right?" "So you decided to destroy the one thing she did care about?" "Just in time for election." "Pretty crazy, huh?" "Yeah, I don't like that word." "Well, what would you call it?" "What would you call it?" "Huh?" "What word would you use?" "Come on." "You know you want to." "Now, what would you call it?" "I would say you're a highly intelligent, severely bipolar borderline personality with an unresolved Oedipal conflict, which is not your fault." "Well, I am my mother's son." "My partner's inside that coffee shop with your son." "He has an explosive vest strapped to his chest." "You want me to tell him this?" "It's what he needs to hear." "You know, I'm getting tired." "I am just getting tired of holding this thing apart." "You ever just feel like letting go?" "Trent..." "Trent Cunningham." "What's that?" "Trent, this is Matt Flannery with the FBI." "Can you hear me?" "I've got a message from your mother." "It's not long." "She'd like me to read it to you." "Perfect." "She'll get in the last word." "I'm gonna read it verbatim." "Get ready for a message of love and concern from the mother of the year." ""I'm sorry." "I never wanted children."" "She..." "Why would she..." "I'm sorry." "Why would she say that?" "I can't believe she'd say that." "Look, you did nothing wrong, Trent." "Okay?" "She did." "This is your life, okay?" "All right, you don't need to live it for her." "All right?" "All right." "And you don't need to end it for her." "Okay?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Okay." "I'm tired." "Yes!" "Hey, hey, hey-ey-ey, get back there." "No, let me..." "That's my son." "Trent!" "Trent!" "What?"

" My brother joseph and I have had two families." "The first one..." "Well, let's just say it didn't work out too well." "But over the years, we made ourselves a new one." "And it was to this family, alof you," "That his heart really belonged." "You see..." "A family is something that joseph and I needed." "It offered us protection" "From the outside world..." "A world that never understood or appreciated" "What makes us different." "There are others like us out there..." "In the shadows, in the light." "Each grasping for meaning in a world" "That won't accept them for who they really are." "They, like us, are blessed," "Gifted with extraordinary abilities." "And they, like us, struggle with finding their place" "In an ordinary world." "Haunted by their past..." "From those who would harm them" "And keep them from their destiny." "Every one of them deserves a chance" "To be who they really are," "But to what end," "For what purpose?" "Here in this place," "We offer salvation." "We offer hope." "We offer redemption." "And one by one," "They will come to our side," "To our family," "And they will find their way home." "And all who have gathered will be strong." "And all who have gathered" "Will stand in unison." "I say it's time" "We found our way back home again." "Find your way home, brother." "[Rock music]" " You must be my new roommate." " Yeah, I guess I am." "I'm Claire." " Hi." "I'm annie." "It's nice to finally meet you, Claire." " You too." " The school, um, they wouldn't really" "Send any information." "Otherwise, I would have friended you on facebook." " Oh, that's my fault." "I always check those little privacy boxes for some reason." " I did that same thing with my ap classmate's profile" "After I got a b-Plus in ap physics." " No, I'm not in advanced placement." "I got my g.E.D." "It's not because I dropped out or anything," "I was just traveling." " And you got into this school with a g.E.D.?" "What do your parents do?" " Uh, my mom breeds championship show dogs," "And my dad works for the government." " So that's how you got in with a g.E.D." " No, I just got really good scores." " Oh." "Well, you'll probably place" "In fenton's linear algebra class then today." " Today?" " He only takes 35 students a semester," "And the placement test is today at 1:00." "You get in and it pretty much" "Sets the whole dominoes into motion, you know?" "So, um, what's your plan for graduate school?" " I don't really have one." "Guess it's kind of why I'm here." " No, you have to go to college with a plan." "How are you gonna find our future without a map?" " You have a map of your future?" " Yeah." "See, I call this my trajectory." "This is me in three years, graduating magna cum laude" "In poli-Sci pre-Law, this is me in eight years," "Massachusetts attorney general," "And this is me in 12 years," "Being sworn in as the youngest governor in u.S. History." " Wow, you really thought that through." " Don't you think it's time you put childish things" "Behind you and thought this through yourself, Claire?" "I mean, don't let g.E.D. Be a lifestyle choice." "I'll tell you what." "If you want, I'll help you make your own trajectory." "It can be our project." " Sounds great." " Dispatch, this is unit 5-9." "We are 12 blocks out." "We're on it." " On it?" " We're on it." " Look at this parking lot." "We're not going anywhere in this mess." " Oh, you're right." " What are you doing?" " I'm gonna hoof it." " You're crazy." "We're 12 blocks away." "You'll never make it." " Hesam, I grew up out here." "There's always a shortcut." " Hi." "I'm here to save you." " Roomie." "Hey, Claire." "Hey." "Hi." " Sorry." " I'm so excited." "You know, if you pass this test," "Then we're gonna be in class together." "You and I are gonna keep each other on our tippy toes." "But, um..." "Please don't think of this as a competition, okay?" "This is about sisterhood." " Yay." "Sisterhood." " Okay." "This is a placement test for linear algebra 170." "35 of you geniuses will be lucky enough" "To get in this class." "The rest, you can try next semester." "You each have 45 minutes" "To solve this equation." "Please show your work." "Is this a joke?" " I know, it's so easy." "Are you sweating?" " No." "No, it's just a little hot in here." " Where are you going?" " This class isn't for me." " There he is." "So that pregnant woman?" " Uh-Huh?" " Heard she delivered twins." "Named them both Peter." " The pregnant woman's name is kristy." "And she had twin girls." "Thank you." "Named them haylie and katie." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hey, they're still up in neonatal." "You know, you should stop by." "They'd like to thank you in person." " I'm good." "What?" " You single-Handedly saved three lives." "If it was me, I'd be floating on cloud nine right now." " I am." " Well, you could have fooled me." "What's going on with you?" " If I would have showed up 30 seconds later," "That woman, her babies-- They'd be dead." "It's too close, man." "I've gotta be faster." " Dude, you got there faster than humanly possible." "If I was a religious man, I'd think it was a miracle." " A miracle?" "Catch you tomorrow." " Well, hang on." "Where are you going?" " Took on a shift." " We just got off a double." " Yeah, I know, but james is sick." "I figured I'd cover for him." " Too late, jackson's already covering." "Dude, there's a life outside this place." "Now me and some of the guys are going out," "Houlihan's still open, come with us." " I'm good, man." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Have fun." "See you tomorrow." " I take it you've seen the paper this morning." "All four worked in building 26, danko's men." "These are revenge killings." "And we both know it's Tracy Strauss." " I'm sure it won't be long" "Before she makes her way up that list to me." " Or Nathan." "Which is exactly why you're gonna stop" "Dragging your feet and pull the trigger" "On this operation." "It's been six weeks, noah." "I've given you time to put your personal life in order." "And Nathan says you're avoiding his phone calls." " By Nathan, you mean sylar, right?" " We've been over this, noah." "It's all working exactly as planned." " As planned?" "What plan?" " We had no other choice." "Matt Parkman had to turn sylar into Nathan," "And as I recall, you were in on it." " I made an emotional decision" "Because I didn't want to see you lose your son," "But it was wrong." "For 50 years," "The company avoided emotions for good reason." "I can barely look him in the eye" "Knowing who's under that skin." " Then don't." "Just do your job to get the company up and running." "You're supposed to be the man with the plan, remember?" " I'm not sure I'm that guy anymore." " Why is that?" " Because I've lost my family, angela." "If you'll excuse me," "Today is Claire's first day of college" "And I'm already late, which doesn't help the situation." "Danko." " It appears Tracy Strauss just paid you a visit." "What I can't figure out is how she survived." "I put a bullet in her myself." "She shattered into a thousand pieces of ice." " Ice melts." "I'm gonna take a wild guess..." "That your being here isn't a coincidence." " I'm here..." "To offer a solution to our mutual problem." "You and I kill Tracy Strauss before she kills us." " Last time I made a deal with you," "You tried to stab me with a syringe." " Fair enough." " I'm thinking you're next on her list." " That makes us both wanted men." " So what are you doing here?" "You ought to be hiding under a rock somewhere." " Just because the government stopped hunting these people" "Doesn't mean I have." "I hear you and the petrellis," "You're going back into business to do just that." " No, you heard wrong." "I'm not in that business anymore." "I'm changing careers." " What did you do, grow a conscience?" " Time to cash out." "Start over." " Guys like us..." "We don't start over." " I'm not like you." " She's coming back for you." "You know that, right?" "I guess you're on your own." " I guess I am." " No, thank you." " You made the right call." "Cheerleaders are a very subversive group." "You don't wanna mix with that crowd." " No, thanks." "I used to be one of them." " Oh, so you know." " I do." "Um, were you?" "You weren't a cheerleader, were you?" " Um, no." "I--I tried out, but I didn't make the team." "They said that my cheers sounded more like taunts." " Yeah, that's not good." " Uh, I'm gretchen berg." "Who are you?" " I'm Claire Bennet." " Oh, hi, Claire Bennet." "So where are you from?" " Kind of all over the place." "Uh, been in southern California for a while," "But Texas originally, Odessa." " Really?" " Mm-Hmm." " I'm from Austin." " Oh, small world." " Wait, you're not that Claire Bennet, are you?" " Which Claire Bennet would that be?" " Murder at Union wells in odessa Claire Bennet." " You heard about that?" " A cheerleader in texas gets her head sawed off" "At the homecoming game?" "Yeah, I've heard about that." " You know, I kind of want to keep the whole" "Murder at Union wells on the D-L." " No kidding." "I mean, if I were you, I would change my name." "Like now." "They'd probably let you do it over the phone." " No, they won't." "I would know." "I changed my name for a while." " Oh." "Why did you change it back?" " 'Cause I wanted to be Claire Bennet again." "I thought people might forget." " No, girl." "Google's your enemy." " I, uh, I have to take care of something." "Nice to meet you." " You too." " What have you done to me, mom?" "Took me a half hour to get here." "I'm sorry." "Where are my manners?" "You look lovely as usual." " Miss Petrelli, we're here." " Thank you, alfred." " What have you done to me?" "Took me a half an hour to get here." "I'm sorry." "Where are my manners?" "You look lovely." "As usual." "You okay, mom?" " Yeah." "I'm just, um" "I'm worried about the company, that's all." "I'm worried that noah might be wavering." "He's been very distracted lately." " I'll talk to him, don't worry." "Do I like sushi?" " You're the one who had a craving for yellowtail." "I wanted italian." " It's interesting." " Life." "It's all about new horizons." "It keeps you from getting stale." " Exactly." "You know, these last couple of weeks" "I've been taking stock of a lot of things." "I feel like there's a lot of..." "I don't know, mom." "Guess there's a lot of change going on with me." " Really?" " Yeah." " How so?" " I don't know." "It's like when I look back on my life," "It just seems like it's not my life I'm looking back on." "Does that make any sense?" " Self-Reflection." "Happens when you hit 40," "Along with all sorts of other unpleasant surprises." " I'm being serious, mom." "Look at the person I've been, the kind of father." "The kind of brother." "The kind of son to you." " You've been just fine under the circumstances." " No." "I have been a jackass." "But I'm gonna change all that." "I'm gonna reconnect with everybody in my life" "Who's important, and this time," "I'm gonna be a better me." " Okay, Nathan." "You have a big, important, stressful life." "And it's bound to get confusing." "And a man your age starts to feel his own mortality." " That's just it." "I don't feel mortal." "I feel invincible." " It's midlife crisis." "That's all this is." "Here's my suggestion." "You go out and you get yourself a big expensive sports car" "And a younger woman with questionable morals." "That's what your father did, and it worked for him." "What would I be without you?" " I'm gonna get the phone, okay?" "Yeah." " Detective Parkman." "Angela Petrelli." " I told you never to call me." " We have a problem." " What kind of problem?" " That thing you did six weeks ago." " You mean when you and Bennet strong-Armed me" "Into playing god, that thing?" " I think sylar's beginning to emerge again." " That's because he is sylar." " No, you made sylar go away" "When you turned him into my son." "I saw you do it." " Okay, then why the hell are you calling me?" " Because you need to fix it." "You need to patch it up, upgrade it," "Whatever it is you do." " How exactly?" " You go back into his mind and erase his memory again." "That's what you do." " No, not anymore." "I stopped." "Look, ever since that day," "I have felt like something got inside of me" "And I can't get it out." "I started seeing things and I--I've stopped, okay?" "I'm done." "I'm out." " There's no such thing as out, detective." "Not for people like us." " Yeah, speak for yourself." " I'm telling you, sylar could emerge at any minute." "Are you telling me you are not willing" "To fix our problem?" " This is not our problem." "This is your problem." "So..." "Good luck with it." " And honestly, I'm sure she could be" "A really above-Average student if she just applied herself." " Claire." " Hey, you made it." " Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late." "I was having a little problem with my car." "And annie was just, um, catching me up." " Oh, she was?" " So I'll see you at the mixer tonight." "I hear they have guitar hero 3 set up down there." "And well, I sort of excel at guitar hero 3," "So, um, consider yourself served." "It was very nice to meet you, mr." "Bennet." " You too." " So annie was catching you up." " Maybe you can, uh, take that algebra class next semester." " But see, that is probably" "The least interesting part of my day." " How so?" " I was recognized as a survivor" "Of the homecoming massacre back in odessa." "Well, my name was." " I'm sorry." "You know, maybe changing your name" "Back to Bennet wasn't such a great idea after all," "But they say college is for reinventing yourself." " I don't want to pretend to be anyone but me." "I just wanna be Claire Bennet, daughter of noah Bennet." "You know, annie asked me today what my dad did for a living." "And I actually told her the truth." "Ish." "I told her you worked for the government, but still." "And I like telling the truth." "What if my way of reinventing myself" "Is by telling the truth?" " Ish." " Ish." " Maybe not the whole truth." " The whole truth." " No." "Just be careful, sweetheart." " All right, lydia." "Show me who he is." " His name is danko." "Emile danko." " You wanted to see me, sam." " I have a favor to ask of you, edgar." " Can't you send someone else this time?" " I'd take it as a compliment to your unique skills." " Well, what you said this morning" "About redemption-- I'm hoping that's possible." "All of this." " Yes, well, I left out the part about vengeance." "That's where he comes in." " But I've only killed when I've absolutely had to." " The line's been crossed." "They crossed it, not us." "I need you to go to him, get the compass back," "And the kill the son of a bitch." "That's what joseph would have wanted." " Well, joseph's not here anymore." " I'm sorry." "I won't ask you again after this one." "I promise." " And here I was thinking that I'd be the one" "That got away." " No." "You're just number five." " You know, five's my lucky number." " Mm." " Or it used to be." "Is it still lucky?" " I haven't decided yet." " I saw you break into a thousand pieces," "And yet here you are." "That is a neat trick." " It wasn't a trick." "I felt myself shatter." "Melting..." "And then all those pieces of me came floating back together" "With one cohesive thought." "Killing all of you." " Okay, now see, that's the part that I don't get." "Because I don't think that you're really a killer." "That's not who you are." " No, that's all I am." "You took the rest away from me." " I can help you get your life back." " How?" "Danko said that he wouldn't stop" "Until I was killed." " What if I could make it so that danko" "Wasn't interested in you anymore?" " Why do you want to do this for me?" " 20 years of bagging and tagging" "And I never helped..." "A single one of you." "Maybe we're both looking for redemption." "What do you say?" "Is it a deal?" " Mm." "I bet you wish it was that easy." " I got your phone call." "Change your mind about Tracy Strauss?" " No." "I came here to change yours." " Sorry." "I'm gonna kill her." "Even if I have to suck her up in a wet vac to do it." "She murdered four of my men." "She's a killer." " I'm recommending that you let this thing go." "You said guys like us never start over." "I'm offering you a chance to do just that." "Consider it a permanent vacation" "Courtesy of the u.S. Government." " Not interested." " Not acceptable." "I want you to forget about Tracy Strauss." " Well..." "we all want things, Bennet." " And I'm gonna get what I want." " Hey, this is Peter." "Leave a message." "Get back to you when I can." "Thanks." " Look, I've left you" "I've left you three messages." "You need to call me back." "Something's happening to me" "And I think you're the only person" "Who's gonna understand what it is." "It's, uh..." "Just call me." "Please." " Who the hell are you?" " You know exactly who I am." " They sent you to get it back." " He made you forget." " What did you say?" " It's not worth it." " Who are you?" " You took something from us." "Now I'm gonna get it back." " You're never gonna find it." " Oh?" "I think I will." " Hey." " Hi." "Uh..." "I'm sorry if I freaked you out with that whole, uh," "Murder at Union wells thing." "I just--It was so scandalous and I got excited." " No." "No, no, no." "Don't apologize." "It was just weird talking about it" "Because I was never allowed to talk about it before." " So what, you pretended like it didn't happen?" " No, I just kept trying to start my life over" "And I thought I could take what I liked about" "Who I was and leave all the other stuff behind." " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "That is how you play guitar hero." "Claire!" "Hey, come on, over here!" "You and me." "You have been served." "Come on!" " Who is she?" "She's horrible." "She's been hogging the thing all night." " That would be my roommate." " Come on, we're up." " I was gonna play with gretchen." " Does gretchen know how to play?" " No, but gretchen doesn't care." " Your opponent's supposed to raise your game," "Not lower it." " Well, since neither one of us know what we're doing," "We'll be on even playing fields." "This is gonna be really bad." "Oh, I got one." "Yellow." "Yes." "Yes!" " Oh, no." " I must be getting better every second." " Hiro." "Hiro." "Hiro!" "Hiro, hiro." " Hiro." "Hiro." "Hiro!" " Hiro." "Hiro!" " Who is he?" " His name is hiro." "Hiro nakamura." "And he was here at the carnival." " When?" "How long ago?" " 14 years." " Thank you, lydia." "That's all for now." " Are we really going to stop moving" "After all these years?" " It's time." "Yes." "Listen..." "I know you're weak." "But I need you to try and do it one more time." "For me." "I think we found someone who can help us fix the past." " That's good news, samuel." " Yes." "So..." "I need you to send me back." " How far?" " 14 years." " Hey, I didn't see you leave the party." "Guess you're still there." "And you left the windows open." " Ah." " Matty." "Matty!" "Matty." "Matty, are you hiding again?" "Where's matty?" " Hi, daddy." "I want my body back." " You put him down." "Please." " Oh, poor daddy." "He looks pretty scared, huh?" "Can you say "freaking out"?" " I don't-- I don't understand." "How are you even here?" " I'm part of you, Matt." "Whatever you did to me, I held on," "And now I'm inside your head." " So you're not real?" " Then how could I be holding your little boy?" " Just put him down." "Not until you give me what I want." "You did something to me, to my mind." "That's why I'm here." "Tell me what you did." "What did you put in my body?" " Okay, just put him down and then we'll talk about this." " Tell me." " Matt?" " Here comes mommy." "Catch." " No!" " Matt, are you okay?" " Yeah." "I thought I heard him crying, that's all." " Matt, he's fast asleep." " What's going on with you?" " I'm just tired, I guess." " Come back to bed." " Hello?" " I must have dialed the wrong number." " Who were you looking for?" " Sandra..." "Bennet." " Yeah, she's here." "Hang on." "Sandra!" " Hello?" "Hello?" " Sandra?" " No." "No, this is Tracy." " I didn't do it." " What have you got to lose, hiro?" " Do I know you?" " The name's samuel," "And I think we're gonna be great friends." " Did your roommate express any suicidal thoughts," "Feelings of being overwhelmed," "Low self-esteem?" " No." "No, if anything, she had too much self-Esteem." "She was an overachiever." "She loved herself." " That's not the impression she left in her suicide note." " What suicide note?" " This was on her pillow." " No, it wasn't." " It may have been something you overlooked." " No, I distinctly remember being impressed" "With how crisp her pillowcase was" "And that there wasn't a suicide note." "This wasn't there." " Would you get them out of here?" "You said she was an overachiever?" " Look, even an overachiever can't write a suicide note" "After she's dead." "She wouldn't do this." "She was just beating the entire floor's butt at guitar hero." "This was not a suicide." " What, then?" "Murder?" "Why would someone want to murder your roommate?" " I don't know." "Isn't that your job?" " Yep, it sure is." "Thanks for your help, miss Bennet." " So you're a time traveler?" " Yes." "How did you know that?" " I have a gift, hiro." "Just like you." " Oh." "What are you doing here?" "I'm thinking it has something to do" "With that young man." "Is he you?" " Yes, but I cannot interfere." " Why not?" " Because this is where it starts," "How I become the master of time and space." "If I interfere, I will never become a hero." "I won't save the cheerleader," "And new york will explode." "It's the butterfly effect." " Hmm." "That would be bad." " [Shouts in japanese]" " But I bet there's some butterflies" "That you could change." "I mean, why not make this trip worthwhile?" " No, you can never change the past." "It's bad, always." "Everything is connected." " Not everything." "Sometimes, if you want to change one thing," "That's all you do." "Change one thing." "You have a rare gift, hiro," "To right the wrongs of your life." "Isn't there anything else you'd care to fix?" " The slushy incident!" "That was all my fault." "I bumped into ando and made him spill his drink" "All over kimiko's favorite dress." "That is the reason why she started to hate him." " Now's your chance to make them happy." "You have the power." " No." "I have a code to never change the--Aah!" " There are things in this world that are wrong, hiro." "You can make them right." "If you master these skills," "You and I will have a bright future together." " You and me?" "I don't understand." " You just need to take a chance." " Danko and I, we were just talking in the hall." "The next thing I know, he's dead," "And this guy is on me." "I got lucky." "I mean, this whole water thing," "It just--It kicked in on instinct." " What are you doing here, Tracy?" "I wanted you to leave danko to me." " I couldn't just let it go." "I didn't know if I could trust you to deal with him." "This is my life." "I needed to know." "When I got here, I saw that you did what you promised." "He didn't know me..." "So I figured, just live and let live." "And as I was leaving, this guy" " The guy with the knives?" " He was fast." "Scary fast." "Definitely one of us." "One of me." " You have no idea why he'd want to kill danko?" " I think I heard him say he was looking for something." "I don't know." "Maybe it was revenge." "Danko made a lot of enemies." " This wasn't revenge." "Look at the wounds." "They were all to the stomach." "If it were me, and I was looking for revenge," "I'd go for the jugular" "Or the carotid artery or the heart." "No, I think you heard right." "I think the killer was looking for something." " That's personal." " And I think I found it." " What is that?" " A key." " To what?" " That's a good question." " Come on, matty-Man, you can do it." "Show me you're a big boy." "Oh!" "Oh, look at you!" " Did you see that?" " All right." " Good job." "I got him." "I got him." "Good job, dude." "God, he usually takes so much longer" "To warm up to strangers." " Oh, Roy's not a stranger." "He's been delivering water to us" "Since matty was born." " I can't believe it's been that long." "Time flies, huh, janice?" " Yeah." " Yeah, it sure does." "Whoa!" " Listen, the heating unit on your cooler is busted." "I'll swing by later to fix it." " Thanks, Roy." " Yeah." "Thanks, Roy." " No problem." " Bye." " Bye." " What?" " Janice?" " That's my name." " No, your name is mrs." "Parkman." "Look, when I delivered water," "We were professional." " You never delivered water." " Pizza, water, whatever." "That's not the point." "The point is..." "[Sighs]" "He was here, I wasn't, and I'm just a little pissed." " I thought we were past that." " Yeah." "Yeah, we are." "I'm sorry." " Hey, you're tired." "You haven't been sleeping properly." " Well, I've been snoring a lot less, so..." " I'm worried about you." " It's just work." "I--I got a lead on this huge drug ring," "And all I need is the name of the supplier." " And if you could read a few minds," " Yeah, but I told you, I'm not yodoing that anymore, right?" "I kicked that for good." " I know, and I'm proud of you." "I'm just worried that it's taking a toll." " Don't worry." " I-I got this under control." " Hello, Peter." "Can we talk for a minute?" " Can I get you something to drink?" " Yeah, thanks." "Love what you've done with the place." " Thank you." "So I have water or mustard." " Water is good." "So what have you been up to?" " I got my old job back." "Paramedic." " Hmm." " Yeah." " It must be keeping you busy." "Your mother says she hasn't seen you in weeks." "Wow, this is amazing." "Is this all you?" " Mm-Hmm." " Are you using powers?" " Well, in my line of work, it helps to be, uh..." "Strong, agile." " Incident, 23rd and" " Thank you, dr." "Suresh." "It's a pretty convenient power." " Good for you." " I figure one of us has got to make up for all we've done." " Meaning" " You, me, my family, the company." "Come on, we haven't exactly been model citizens, noah." " It's a pretty heavy burden for one guy." " You said you wanted to talk." " Yeah." "Danko's dead." "Killed because of this." " A key?" " I did some research." "This key opens a safe deposit box" "In a downtown bank." "Now the way I figure it," "The guy that killed danko is probably just waiting" "For whoever shows up with this key." "I need a partner on this, somebody I can trust." "He could jump me just about anywhere," "And I'd never know what hit me," "'Cause he's super fast and he has a thing for knives." " How fast?" " Thanks for letting me stay with you." " Of course." "I would never leave you here." "Not after what happened." " Annie's parents came by last night." "I thought they should know about the supposed suicide letter." " You didn't say anything, did you?" " No, but I think they have the right to know, don't you?" "I mean, if it were me, you would want to know." " It's not your business to tell the parents about the note." "Let the police handle it." " It's the truth." " Welcome back." " Hey." "Uh, gretchen, this is my mom." "Mom, gretchen." " A pleasure." " Hi." " Bizarre, huh?" "I heard you told the cops" "That you didn't see a suicide note." "So what do you think, murder or horrific accident?" " Uh, Claire may have been mistaken about the note." " May have been?" "Did you see one or not?" " Well, I didn't at first, but it was dark." "Maybe I missed it." " Suicide makes no sense." "I mean, the girl had a trajectory." "Who maps out their life for the next 50 years" "And then throws themself out a window?" " I should go." "You okay?" " Yeah." "Thanks for everything." " You're welcome." "Remember, new life, new beginning." "Bye." "Nice to meet you." " Likewise." " So, it's murder, right?" "How do we prove it?" " So you think your knife guy's gonna show?" " I don't know, but it sure makes me feel better" "Having you around." " Yeah, I'll bet." " Do you mind if I make an observation?" "I think you should seriously consider" "How you're living your life." " Where did that come from?" " I saw your apartment, the police scanner," "All those newspaper articles." "You're saving lives, and you're keeping track." "I'll bet you know every one of their names." " And?" " Do any of them know yours?" "It's not healthy to live alone, Peter." "No connections to anybody." "It's a dead end." "Trust me." "I'm exhibit "a."" "For years, I put my job ahead of my family," "And now my kids are off at school" "And I'm eating cereal for dinner" "And a strange man is answering my wife's phone." "My point is I'm alone." "That's no way to live." " Here you are, mr." "Danko." "And I'll be right outside when you're finished." " So what'd we win?" "A compass." "Danko got killed for a compass?" " A broken compass." " Hmm." " Yeah." "We need just another minute." " That doesn't belong to you." " He has power." " I got it." "I got it." " Bloody hell." " What happened?" " I don't know." "He took off." "He's still breathing." "Thanks a lot, doc." " Okay." " How's he doing?" " Oh, he's recovering." "I hope it was worth it." " No, not really." "I can't figure out why danko" "Thought this was worth dying for." " Could I see it?" "Whoa!" "Hello." " What did you do?" " I didn't do anything." " Well, apparently, it only works for you." "Here." " No!" "No, no, no, no." " Peter, this is a lead." "You saw that guy." "There could be others out there like him." " Look, my life finally makes sense to me." "In the last six weeks, I have saved 53 people." "I'm with you for, what?" "An hour," "And some innocent guy almost gets killed?" "The further I stay away from you" "And whatever it is that you're doing," "The happier I'm gonna be." " He murdered danko." "He almost killed you and me for this." " So why don't you just let him have it?" "Look..." "My life is simple." "Okay?" "I understand it." "I don't need for things to get complicated." " So why'd you come with me?" " The ability." "It'll help me do my job better." "The one where I actually save people." " I guess this is good-Bye." "I wish you all the luck in the world, Peter." " Thank you, noah." " Hey!" "Call your mother." "[The bravery's an honest mistake]" " Forensic pathology:" "principles and practice," "Spitz and fisher's medicolegal investigation of death," "Knight's forensic pathology with all relevant addendum." " Where did you get those, the homicide bookstore?" " Is there such a place?" " Don't you think you're going a little overboard?" " Don't you want to prove your roommate was defenestrated?" " Of course." "And yes, I know what "defenestrated" means." " Well, don't get mad at me for using it in a sentence." "Have you ever heard of the "jump, push, fall" test?" " The what?" " It's when cops get a dummy the approximate size" "And weight of the victim, and they throw it" "Out the window to see how it lands." " What page is that on?" " Oh, it's not in there." "I saw it on an episode of crossing jordan." "Look, if you fall, you go straight down." "If you jump, you go a little further." "But if you're pushed..." "Sorry." " All we need is a dummy" "Of the approximate size and weight of annie." " You're not serious." " Maybe we could swipe a cadaver from the medical school." "What?" "It's a victimless crime." " Let's not get carried away." " Why not?" "This is murder!" " Maybe, but I'm not trying to be a social pariah" "Before midterms." " Mm." "The ship's already sailed, Claire." "So where do we get our hands on a dead body?" " Hi, my name's Matt." " Hey, Matt." " Hi, Matt." " Uh, it's been six weeks since I last used," "And, um," "And I'm feeling confused." "Uh, when I-- When I used," "I was totally selfish." "I didn't think about what I did to others," "And, uh, how I may have hurt them." " Sorry." "You mean like what you did to me?" "Hi." "My name is sylar." "It's been about six weeks or so" "Since I've seen my body, and I want it back." " Recently, uh, there have been these, uh," "Ghosts." "These things have been popping up from my old life" "And haunting me." " Do you really think you're gonna stop using your powers?" "Are you crazy?" "[Laughs]" "I mean, I bet you couldn't even make it through a day." " I can't seem to get these images out of my head." " You're weak!" "You're simpleminded!" "I bet I could make you use your powers!" " Go away!" " I could make you" "Use your powers!" " I'm sorry." " Hey, buddy, are you okay?" " Does this guy look okay, seriously?" "I mean, look." "20 pounds overweight," "Blood pressure's through the roof." "He's like a heart attack waiting to happen!" " Stop it!" "Stop it!" " Uh, let's, uh, let's--Let's get things" "Moving along a bit, um..." " Who's next?" " All right, let me take a crack at this guy," "See if I can get him to talk." " Now you seemed a little off today at the meeting." " No, no, no, no, no." "I'm good." " You sure?" " I'm good." "I'm under control." "It's good." "Double shot mocha." "You look like you could use a little pick-Me-Up." "It's okay." "No strings attached." " Not interested." " Come on, let's do this easy, all right?" "Just two guys talking." "Come on." " I get it." "You are the good cop." "How ironic." "So we need a name." "Your supplier, all right?" "You give us that name," "You keep a clean record." " He's a liar, totally lying." " Why are you looking at my forehead?" "Does it say "schmuck" or something?" " I wasn't staring at your forehead." " You're not getting a name, coffee boy." " Is that all you need, Matt?" "A name?" "Seriously?" "What the hell are you waiting for?" "It's got to be floating around" "In his comical little brain somewhere, right?" " I don't do that anymore." " Don't do what anymore?" " Why is that?" "Because you're addicted?" " Leave me alone." " Who are you talking to?" " Just read his mind, Matt." "You know you want to." "I could help you." "I could take a nice, little chunk" "Out of his skull in the process." " Stop it!" " What's the matter with you?" " Just give me a name, okay?" " Take it from him!" " No!" " No?" " Why the hell not?" " Leave me alone." " You are a loser." "A total loser." "No wonder your wife is having sex with the water guy." " Shut the hell up." " I didn't say anything." " I'm not talking to you right now." " Come on, Matt." "She's cheated on you once already," "And we both know what janice needs is a real man." "Someone who's not afraid of power." "Someone who knows what to do with it." " I'm in control here, not the power." "And not you, you son of a bitch!" " Keppler." "The guy's name is keppler." "Lives in long beach, okay?" "Just leave me alone." " Hey." " Hey, man." "Have a nice day off?" " Yeah, it was good." "Very productive." "I got a lot done." " You okay?" " Oh, yeah." "That's--I'm fine." " Is that clam chowder?" " It is." " It smells good." "Where'd you get it?" " This place called legal sea foods." "I got one for you." " Never heard of it." " It's up in boston." " Boston?" " Yeah." " Well, how'd you get it down here?" " I know a guy." " That's the partner I know and love." " All available units, code three, fifth and lexington." " Never mind that." "We've still got five minutes till we're on duty." "Peter?" " Noah?" "Noah?" "Just hang on." "Just hang on, okay?" " He took the compass." " Hi." " Hey." " How are you?" " Oh, you know, it looks worse than it feels." " When you called, I figured I owed it to you." " Hey, you know that key inside of danko?" "It turns out it led me to a, uh," "Broken, old compass." "Your friend with the knives" "Just came and took it back anyway." " You gonna go after him?" " I don't know." "I, uh, I prefer the old way of doing business" "One of me, one of you." "This new way just feels too..." "Dangerous to try to stop them alone." " Maybe this guy with the knives is like me," "Just trying to get their life back," "Keeping what's his." "Maybe the idea isn't to stop them" "But to figure out a way to help them." " Yeah, maybe." " So be honest." "Why did you call?" " You know, I-- I can't call my wife." "My ex-wife." "And I didn't want to worry Claire," "So I just, uh..." "I'm--I'm" " No, I get it." "You don't want to be alone." " Yeah, I guess not." " So what's in the bag?" " Um, I-I have no idea." "What is it?" "Clam chowder?" " Mmm, it's still warm." "Looks like you have someone looking out for you." " You want some?" "There's plenty." " You got an extra spoon?" " Hey, dude." "Hey." " You don't need to jam it," "Or else you'll just bust the coil again." "Guess you don't know your own strength." " Hi, honey." " Hey." " Roy fixed the hot water." " Awesome, Roy." " Hi." " Hi." " Everything okay at work?" " Yeah, yeah." "It was another banner day." "Hey, Roy?" " Yeah?" " Let me walk you out, buddy." " Oh, sure thing." "See you tuesday, janice." " Thanks, Roy." " Bye, matty-Man." "You be a good boy." " Hey, man." " Yeah?" " You got a family of your own, Roy?" " No, no." "Maybe someday." " Yeah." "Look, thanks for fixing the hot water and all, but" " Oh, my pleasure." "It must be tough out there for a single mom, right?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Look, she's not single anymore." "Tomorrow, you're gonna ask for a new route" "And you're never gonna stop by this house again." " So I'm starting a new route." "Guess this is good-Bye." " Yeah, it is." "Bye, Roy." " Gotcha." " Jump, push, fall." "Huh." "I guess she did kill herself." " You had me worried." " Sorry, getting the compass back" "Was a lot harder than I thought." "I met an impasse." " Did you talk to him?" "Didn't really get a chance." "Lydia says you found another time traveler," "Someone to replace arnold." " I don't like that word." "You can't replace family." " But the chinese guy?" " Japanese." "They put him on a righteous path," "But he'll come back to us." " So what's next?" " We gather the rest."

"(Horns honking)" "(Radio tuning)" "[Radio] Laughter is a sin around here." "You know why?" "Because laughter can mean happiness" "And I want you boys to always know" "Happiness don't exist for you." "It exists for the privileged, for the loved." "The world outside don't care about you!" "So laughing is just pretending." "And if they make believe over here, uh-uh." "This here is a home for the wayward," "For the orphaned, for the discarded." "I am setting you up to succeed." "Because y'all too stupid to know the truth." "And you'll thank me for this when you get old enough, okay?" "Believe me, you'll thank me for telling you the truth." "(Horses whinny)" "My hates have a tendency to move around, you know?" "I hate that I'm losing this game of cards." "I hate you asking me questions." "Frank Stone?" "I neither hate him nor like him." "I'm a professional headmaster." "I'm objective." "I'm not a homosexual." "I'm a pedophile." "It's different, okay?" "I teach them boys who they are." "So society wants to kill it." "These boys up here, who do they got?" "Ain't nobody, just each other, just boys." "They gotta learn how to love each other." "So I teach 'em how." "I don't mess with old men." "I'm married." "It's degenerate." "Outside the bounds." "He's on the other side of the street." "I'm walking down the street, right?" "Right street." "He's across the street." "Always has been." "(Radio static)" "Working for the mob." "Who does he think he is, Al Capone?" "(Suspenseful music)" "(Screams)" "(Screams louder)" "[Wife] No, no!" "(Screams) No, no!" "[Frank] Knock it off." "(Crying)" "I said knock it off." "(Panicked crying)" "I got it open." "[Frank] Get the merchandise." "(Heavy breathing)" "(Engine roars)" "[Frank] Slow down." "You can get the cops on a day off." "Listen to me, you stupid jerk-off." "You're not my boss, so don't talk to me like that." "If I want to get some action off some brawd, I will, okay?" "That's my business." "I thought you acted inappropriately." "Were you tryin' to get us popped for rape?" "Next time, I'll just fuckin' kill..." "[Safecracker] Whoa!" "[Frank] You should have kept a better class of friend." "(Gunshot)" "(TV plays)" "[Radio] I see the frustration of sin!" "I feel the frustration of sin." "Let me tell you, if you don't already know." "Sin is the apple that's put in front of the horse." "It was the apple presented to Eve in the garden of Eden." "And it's the apple of my eye when I see" "That nice little rump on all of you." "It's mine to take!" "I'm headmaster." "That's, like, God." "That's, like, the final say, okay?" "(Laughs)" "I take, I give, my surrender." "But make no mistake!" "It's still me and not you." "None of you have a claim or say." "I am the last word." "Okay?" "(Sirens wail)" "(Horn honks)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "[Man on phone] Hey Frank?" "[Frank] Yeah." "[Man on phone] The boss wants to see you tomorrow." "Understand?" "(Children laughing)" "[Vinny] Let's not talk about it." "Hooked on that shit?" "It's in their veins." "[Man in yellow] That's like that energy drink, right?" "It's their methedrine, their methedrine." "The first energy drink ever." "Man, their first guy's talking shit all the time." "Hey, Bud, are you in?" "Hey, Frank, how're you doing?" "Sit down, sit down." "What do you have for me?" "A pretty nice haul." "Whoa!" "Nice." "Real nice." "Clean job as always?" "A couple of bumps in the road," "But I paved them over, as always." "[Tony] Yeah, I heard." "You know, you're one coldhearted sonofabitch, Frank." "Took out his own guy." "You know, you remind me of this bedtime story" "That my father, God bless his soul," "That he used to read to me as a kid." "It was about an evil bastard, just like Frank." "I'm tellin' ya." "Frank, did your father ever used" "To read you bedtime stories?" "(Guys laugh)" "I never knew my ol' man, Tony." "Oh, I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't know." "I didn't know, Frank." "Give him his money." "The money!" "[Vinny] Okay, Frank, here's your money." "Thanks, Tony." "[Vinny] Hey, Frank, I got a question for you." "Now that you got all those fazool's in your pocket," "Which one of your brawd's you gonna take out?" "(Laughing)" "Maybe take a shower..." "Take her to Paris, some place more high end," "Romantic like Coney Island for a hot date." "Did you need anything else, Tony?" "[Tony] No, that's it." "Thanks, Frank." "Good work, good work." "Have a nice day, fellas." "Yeah, take it easy, handsome." "What you guys break his balls for?" "He's a fern." "Alright, come on, let's play cards." "Come on, come on, come on." "(Melancholy music)" "(Whip snaps)" "(Children laughing)" "(Horses whinny)" "Long, long time ago..." "Long time ago!" "You know, man figured out..." "Animal skin, beneficial to 'em." "Good thing." "Now, like this here, keep ya warm in the winter." "Dry in the summer." "My happy thing." "Animal skin." "Like this belt here, see?" "It's leather, animal skin." "But there's many different functions." "There's holding my pants, you know?" "Tie a woman down and shoot." "Be a good thing, too, sometimes." "Depends on the girl." "Those women are hard to..." "Hard to figure them out sometimes, you know?" "(Spits) It's romantic." "Hit 'em for the punishment and..." "You know, wrap it around your hand like this" "Or on your fist like this." "Bam!" "No more problem." "That man go down." "It's going down!" "Turn around, now." "Turn around!" "Grab your ankles." "But you don't listen." "Now I'm gonna fix your radio, I'll teach ya." "I'm using this belt as, alright?" "And this is a romantic use for it." "(Leaves rustling)" "Some place this was." "It's a good thing they closed it." "It was horribly run." "Those poor boys, they use them like punching bags." "That's what I heard." "It's a good thing we didn't go there, huh?" "(Menacing music)" "Hey, you better hurry up." "Class starts in a few minutes." "What?" "Oh, I thought you were in my Creative Writing class." "Sorry." "Dominic was loaded, as usual." "He loved to drink, which was a good thing" "Because at this point, he had to drink." "If he didn't start his day by rolling out of bed" "And crawling to the freezer for a few shots of vodka," "His hands would shake and he'd start to feel sick." "And he'd become as manic as a mental patient." "But what are you gonna do?" "Everybody's got their cross... (Elevator bell dings)" "Dominic was a drunk and would always be a drunk," "But he was okay with that." "He was the heartbreakingly tragic figure" "He always wanted to be, but with an abdominal sense" "Of human that made him borderline heroic" "In his own mind." "Sure, he was destined to crash and burn." "But it was going to be epic, if not entertaining." "He had already come close to cashing in once." "Couple of winters back, he was found passed out" "In his boxer shorts in the boulevard during" "A failed attempt to get to a liquor store." "He spent the next five weeks in the hospital." "Initially, the doctors didn't give him much of a chance." "Dominic's liver was shot." "He was completely yellow with jaundice." "His skin was yellow, the whites of his eyes were yellow," "If he had been wearing a top hat and a monocle," "He could have passed for Mr. Peanut," "But somehow he survived." "Supposedly, the liver is a highly" "Regenerative organ, or so they told him." "The doctors lectured Dominic about how he" "Was being given a second chance to live and how he" "Needed to make some serious lifestyle changes..." "Alright, thank you, thank you, Bradford." "Anybody have any questions for Bradford, class?" "Yes, Ackley?" "It didn't do anything for me." "Okay, okay..." "[Ackley] I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "If that's what you felt, that's okay." "Did't do, yeah, I'm sorry." "[Mr. Benson] Okay, no, if that's how you felt..." "Yeah, I just feel like it just lacked emotion." "[Mr. Benson] Yes, Jackie?" "I have something, Mr. Benson." "Okay, Jackie, go ahead." "[Jackie] Okay (Laughs)." "Alright." "Alright, Jackie, go ahead." "Okay, okay, sorry, okay." "He never stayed long." "Never." "He liked Rosemary's company," "But always seemed to be in a hurry," "Like if he had a duel life or something." "But Rosemary didn't mind." "She was lonely." "And lonely women cry at night." "Rosemary got sick of it." "That's why she wore her fancy bottle" "Of perfume and best dress." "She wanted him to caress her like a mink coat." "But it didn't happen this time." "Rosemary wept after he left." "She thought about swallowing that whole" "Bottle of pills, but decided not to." "She didn't want any man thinking" "Someone killed themselves for him." "Rosemary, instead, painted a horizon on a canvas." "It seemed brighter than her future." "You alright, Jackie?" "[Jackie] Yeah, no, I just get nervous sometimes." "Okay, what do you call this story?" "[Jackie] Oh, God." "I guess I would call it "The Girl in Apartment 3J"." "[Mr. Benson] Alright, does anybody" "Have any questions for Jackie?" "Yes Ackley?" "[Ackley] Yes, I was wondering how long" "We're gonna have to hear about these" "Desperate characters of yours." "The same characters from the last story that you brought in." "I mean, when are we going to hear" "Something good for a change, something..." "What?" "With more levels." "More, I want more." "I'm so sorry, Mr. Herman Melville." "[Ackley] I wouldn't be caught dead reading Melville." "Excuse me, Ackley?" "Ackley, we could do without that." "Well, the whole function of this creative writing class" "Is to learn and experience and to grow." "[Ackley] I, yeah, I..." "We do not need to criticize to" "The extent that you take it to." " [Ackley] Oh..." " [Mr. Benson] Jackie?" "What do you, what were you feeling when you" "Wrote this particular passage to your story?" ""The Lonely Girl in Apartment 3F"" "No, it was "The Girl in Apartment 3J"." "But I like that." ""The Lonely Girl in Apartment 3F"" "But, she's afraid of being an old maid" "And all her friends are wondering..." "Okay, Jackie, thank you, thank you." "Does anybody else have anything they'd like to read?" "No?" "I would like to read..." "[Mr. Benson] Yes, Ackley?" "I would like to read my piece for the class." "[Mr. Benson] Can you make it quick?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure." "So, this is an ongoing..." "This is part of a trilogy." "You speak of one and..." "[Mr. Benson] Okay, alright, class dismissed!" "(Sirens wailing)" "[Radio] Frank!" "Frank!" "(Laughing) Frank!" "You listening to me?" "I know you hear me." "I know you hear me." "(Laughs)" "(Engine revs)" "(Horses whinny)" "(Whip snaps)" "(Children laugh)" "(Whip snaps)" "There are certain things in life." "There are certain things that are" "Passed down in life, you know?" "Like father and son." "In our case..." "Headmaster to a..." "Orphan." "Like the love of hunting'." "Yeah, killin'!" "(Laughs) That was a good one." "That was a good one." "Fishin'?" "Fishin'?" "Yeah, fishin' will work." "Yep, today, though, I'm gonna do some new tradition." "From a long line of traditions" "Between a headmaster and orphan." "That's called sharing a bottle of bourbon." "It's good." "Good for ya." "It's good, you know, I mean..." "Take your mind off of things that..." "You know, get your mind off of things that bother ya." "About yourself and stuff." "Purify your soul!" "Got one." "What do you think them priests be" "Doing in church with their wine?" "Drunk." "Want a taste?" "Here, here, have a taste." "I said to have a taste." "Here, go on." "There you go." "Not too strong, huh?" "Too strong?" "Whoa, hey, that's enough there." "Come on, give it back." "Give it back, it's mine." "It's mine, give it back!" "It's a gift." "It's a gift to you, it's mine." "(Grumbles)" "Take your pants off." "(Sirens wail)" "Yes, may I help you?" "I would like to take your creative writing class." "Great." "Have a seat." "[Frank] Thanks." "Is there any particular reason you'd" "Like to join my creative writing class?" "No." "Well have you ever written anything before?" "No." "Nothing?" "No poetry or news articles?" "Okay, name?" "Oscar." "Oscar." "Kissel." "Okay." "Oscar." "A lot of people have come in here like yourself" "That they have a lot to express and they don't know how." "Creative writing will help you with all of that." "I'm gonna give you an assignment." "I want you to go home and write about something" "You know or like, but make it fictitious." "If you like flying on planes, write" "A story about an airline pilot." "Or if you like walking in the park on Sundays," "Write a story about a softball player" "That does well in that park on Sundays." "Whatever it is, do it thoroughly." "Get into details." "I want you to make our class believe" "In your character, that it's real." "And then we'll feel for them in their problems, okay?" "Softball player?" "(Typewriter clicking)" "(Radio static)" "[Radio] Goddammit, Frank!" "Didn't that sweet ass you got for a creative writing" "Teacher tell you to write about stuff you know?" "Well, you know about the darker things in life, don't ya?" "So write about that!" "Now get back on that typewriter." "And write about that, you mangy looking bastard." "Come on, I learned you better than that!" "Go." "(Intense music)" "The night never knew a shade darker than his soul." "That's what everybody used to say about Frank Stone." "Like a clap of thunder, he was brought into the world," "And like a flash of lightning, he lived." "And that was pulling off jewelry jobs." "It was his vice." "It gave him comfort, control." "And he would stop at nothing to get it done." "Nothing." "He was as serious as a heart attack." "(Horses whinny)" "(Children laughing)" "(Typewriter clicking)" "But how can one live when laughter can't sooth their soul ?" "Frank knew he was dead inside, born dead." "Didn't understand why." "Only certain things made sense to him." "Like being found in a dumpster on Christmas Eve," "With the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck." "No." "That can't be good." "That was clear." "That's exactly what the syndicate looks for, too." "Men with rage." "Frank was the most comfortable in this kind of environment." "So was his boss, Tough Tony Forte." "A local punk gangster with a long arm," "Who always gave Frank work..." "Whenever the need would arise." "And fortunately for Frank, that need" "Came about on a regular basis." "He couldn't wait to get that call." "It's the only time Frank seemed to come alive." "That was just the way things were in his world." "Hard, cold." "That was Frank Stone." "That's all I got so far." "Thank you, Oscar, that was interesting." "Does anybody here have any questions for Oscar?" "Yes Ackley?" "I'm sorry, but that sounded like a" "Gangster movie from the 1940's or something." "It was like just so totally fake." "And, like, no one in real life sounds like Frank Stone." "Except, since World War II or something." "[Mr. Benson] Philip Ackley, once again," "We are not here to judge." "We are here to analyze and interpret." "Does anybody else have any questions for Oscar?" "Yes, Jackie." "Well, I thought it was good." "I really liked it." "It reminded me of one of those crime novels." "You know what I'm talking about?" "Like they sell in the bus depots." "You know, those things that they're supposed to" "Take your mind off the journey you're about to go on." "I love those things." "I was once on this bus trip from Virginia to New Mexico..." "Yes, yeah, thank you." "Thank you, Jackie." "Does anybody else have any questions for Oscar?" "Okay, it not, well class dismissed." "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "[Tony] Hey Frank?" "Yeah?" "[Tony] You can go ahead with that operation." "[Frank] The Grobe brothers." "Vic and Ronnie, I presume." "[Vic] We're here." "Start talking." "I like your manners." "Sit down." "This job we're going to pull is in the diamond district." "This place is an upstairs distribution." "The way it works, you guys got to "go-between"." "He carries the diamonds down in a little briefcase." "He doesn't take the elevator, he uses the stairs." "It's bonafide, I checked it out." "That's what will make it happen." "How many stones will he be carrying?" "150k, minimum." "What's our cut?" "It's a flat rate." "Twenty-five grand each." "Twenty-five?" "What are you, crazy or something?" "We split it three ways or we ain't interested." "Look, these diamonds, they're rare." "No fence in New York is gonna deal with them." "All you need to know is it's gonna take time and money." "And that's the rate, 25k." "Nah." "Split it three ways or nothing." "Nothing it is." "You know, I was told you guys were professionals." "I guess I was told wrong." "Sit." "Does that mean you're in?" "Yeah." "[Frank] Alright, you got any other questions?" "[Ronnie] Yeah, I got one question." "Me and my brother, we heard a couple of things about you." "We need you to clear it up for us." "You heard some things like what?" "[Vic] That whoever works these jobs of yours," "They never get seen again." "Let me tell you something, fellas." "People talk all the time, they talk for a lot of reasons." "Envy, jealousy, greed." "All you need to know is if you're" "Square with me, I'll be square with you." "I'll be in touch." "Hi!" "How you doing?" "You're new here." "I'm Jackie." "Well, actually, we met the other day, kind of." "Yeah, what's yours again?" "What?" "Your name, dumb-dumb." "Oscar." "Oscar Kissell." "[Jackie] So what are you hoping to be?" "A mystery writer or something?" "I don't know." "Oh my God, is that typed?" "Do you..." "You used the typewriter." "I didn't even know they were around anymore." "I like typewriters." "I mean, I like things..." "Hey, what's that?" "Oh!" "Gotcha." "Okay, class, everybody take their seats." "We're gonna start." "[Voiceover] Monday, late afternoon." "Diamond district." "And Frank Stone gets ready." "A large Romanian man comes out of an office" "With a briefcase full of bling." "But, today, that large Romanian gonna be in for a surprise." "(Speaks Romanian)" "You two midgets think you can rob me?" "Try it." "[Vic] Jesus Christ, there's a fortune in here!" "[Ronnie] Nice!" "Grab the bag, let's get out of here." "I think there's only enough for me and my brother." "What?" "[Vic] You heard me, you dirty double..." "[Frank] It's called the double-cross." "Or the dirty double-cross." "Someone turning on you is one of the" "Unfortunate hazards in this line of work." "Luckily for Frank, he's always expecting it." "[Mr. Benson] Wow, that's interesting." "It really is getting more and more cohesive, Oscar." "Keep it up." "Hey, hey Oscar!" "Hey!" "Well, I was just wondering if you wanted to get a coffee?" "So, I just wanted to know what" "Goes on in that head of yours." "What do you mean?" "[Jackie] Well, how do you get your stuff to sound so real?" "I don't know, I just..." "I feel like I'm in the same world as your characters." "It's..." "I don't know." "I just write whatever comes into my head." "Wow, I mean, Frank Stone is so cold." "He has a lot of demons in his past." "They're going to stay there until he gets rid of 'em." "He doesn't trust anyone." "That's how he survives." "[Jackie] Have you always had this kind of imagination?" "Did you read those recommended" "Books the teacher told us about?" "I didn't read anything." "You're so serious!" "But you're modest, too." "Can you pass me the sugar?" "Boo!" "Oh, sorry." "(Horn honks)" "Thanks for giving me a ride home, Oscar." "That was nice." "Well..." "When did you start dressing like a little tugboat captain?" "You know, do you like the open sea?" "Hello?" "Yeah, you..." "You don't give that much." "You really don't talk that much." "Oh." "Are you hungry?" "Why don't you come upstairs and let me" "Make you a fluffernutter sandwich." "Have you ever had one?" "I can tell you haven't had one," "Cause your eyes didn't light up when I said it." "You're missing out." "Do you want a beer?" "No thanks." "I don't drink." "[Jackie] You don't drink?" "Yeesh." "What are you, a boy scout or something?" "How about a glass of milk?" "[Frank] That sounds good." "[Jackie] Here you go." "(Horses whinny)" "What's the matter, Oscar?" "I don't know." "Something strange just happened." "[Jackie] What?" "The horse on the glass here reminded me of" "Something that happened to me when I was a kid." "You know I was raised in an orphanage." "And one day, me and all the other boys" "We were all taken on a field trip." "But when the bus got there, the first thing" "That I saw was this beautiful Grey horse." "So I approached the horse really slowly" "And I was talking to him softly, the way a kid would." "And all of a sudden, the horse, he went nuts." "I mean, he went totally haywire." "Started jumping up on his hind legs, kicking." "He broke free from the chain" "And he started to scare the other horses." "Well, horses do weird things like that sometimes." "Yeah, well the headmaster, he got so angry" "That he grabbed me and he started to beat me publicly," "Right in front of the other boys." "That headmaster sounds like such a jerk!" "And after that, all the kids, they laughed at me." "They humiliated me, mocked me." "And I'll tell you that headmaster..." "After that, he never missed an opportunity..." "Let's change the subject, talk about something else." "Hey, Oscar?" "(Laughing)" "Isn't it funny?" "I'm leaving." "[Jackie] Oh, come on." "What's the matter with you?" "Listen, you may think everything is a joke." "But me, I take everything seriously." "And I don't appreciate you mocking me." "[Jackie] I wasn't mocking you." "What's the matter with you?" "I... (Overlapping conversation)" "[Vinny] Oh, look who it is!" "It's Mr. Personality!" "He came here to brighten up everybody's day, now didn't ya?" "I got a question for you, scumbag." "How come you make everybody sick at the very sight of you?" "You got the personality of a cobra" "And I've had it up to here with that." "Come on, Vinny, knock it off." "Sit down!" "You have to excuse Vinny, Frank." "Anyway, how are you doing today, Frank?" "Doing good, Tony." "Can I get you anything to eat?" "You don't have to be shy, we have plenty of food." "More coming out." "No thanks, I'm not hungry." "No?" "Give him his freakin' money, let him get out of here." "[Frank] Thanks." "Oh, oh, Frankie, Frankie." "You know, not for nothing," "But we offer you food all the time." "And never once, once, do you everysit down and eat with us." "What's the matter?" "My gesture of friendship doesn't agree with you?" "Look at me when I'm talking to you, Frankie." "Now I want to know why you think you're too good for us." "Look, it's not that, Tony." "It's just, you know, I got some place" "I got to be in a hurry." "Hurry?" "Where you got to be, Frankie?" "Somewhere." "[Tony] Frank." "The only place you should ever be" "In a hurry to get to is home." "Cause home is where the family is." "Here, look, let me show this." "This is my family, alright?" "This is my wife, my kids when" "They were younger, my grandkids." "And this, this is the most cherished picture" "I have of my father, God rest his soul." "You know, I loved him more than any son ever loved a father." "What about you, Frankie?" "Do you have any pictures of loved" "Ones you'd like to show us?" "No?" "Why not?" "You're always in such a hurry, I would think that" "You had hundreds, hundreds of pictures to show us." "Now the next time that I ask you to sit down" "And eat with us, make sure you have the time." "Alright, now get the hell out of here." "Thanks, Tony." "What did you say?" "What did you just mumble?" "I said thanks, Tony." "[Tony] So, anyway, about this weekend..." "(Piano music)" "[Voiceover] There's nothing more frustrating" "Than a man who just can't express himself." "You know, tell you how he feels." "That makes him no different than a lamp." "Or a clay pigeon." "Yeah, clay pigeon, waiting to get blown up into pieces." "Maybe that's why." "Maybe that's the root behind Frank Stone's rage." "He just lives, second to second." "Minute to minute." "Murder to murder." "Like an alcoholic." "Just one day at a time." "That's my boy." "* Bright eyes and colors are blind again" "* Haven't seen my love in God knows when" "* He went away, now I'm all by myself" "* All of this heart aching is affecting my head" "* Oh no" "* I've been so alone, waiting for you to get back home" "* No more good mornings or I love you" "* Never thought my nightmares would be so true" "* All this seems to fight for me" "* But all I ever wanted was for us to be alone" "* I've been so alone, yeah, waiting for you" "* I waited for you to come back home" "* Yeah, I'm so alone, I waited for you" "* But now you're gone" "(Applause)" "[MC] Wasn't she great?" "Chelsea, let's give it up for Chelsea." "Great girl, nice act." "And now, next, he's your favorite ventriloquist," "Mr. John Peasy." "Hey, folks, my name is John Peasy, this is my friend Smokey." "Holy shit, they're all white!" "Okay, we have a great crowd of people here." "Yeah, they look good, this look good, I like it, like it." "Yeah, we got a good crowd." "I'm the only black guy here." "Oh, it looks like my trial." "Looking good, looking good, looking good, looking good!" "I like this crowd, yeah, yeah." "If you like white people, yeah." "Hate them white men shit." "Oh yeah, now..." "Hold up, where you going, brother?" "Sit the hell down, where the hell you going?" "I hate when a white guy gets" "Up in the middle of a show like that." "Sit the hell down, cracker ass." "Sit the hell down." "I'm in the middle of my working here, cracker ass." "Don't sit there and get up in the middle." "I'm working here." "Alright, don't pick on the guy, huh?" "He's a mean-looking guy." "What do you mean?" "He looks like a killer." "Yeah, killer, I'll kick his ass." "Homo, sit the hell down." "Don't pick on the guy." "I don't give a shit!" "Look at him, I see you staring." "Let's have a staring contest, go." "This is comedy, brother." "You don't just get up and" "Walk out in the middle of a nice show." "Alright, that's enough, that's enough." "Why don't you say something to" "The guy that would make him feel good?" "The way he looks, attention k-mart shopper." "He's a loser, I can't stand his white cracker ass." "That's right, folks, you can laugh all you want." "I'll kick his ass right now." "Loser, loser, loser." "And you're white, cracker ass." "Hey!" "This was just a joke, man, I was only kiddin' ya!" "No, no!" "This week, Olivia's mailbox wasn't empty as usual." "This week, it contained one of those lovely pink slips" "That indicated she had a package at the front desk." "The clerk was so excited for her." "Olivia, you have mail today!" "Politely, she smiled and took the package." "It was a five dollar flat rate box." "Olivia was reminded of how much her mother" "Loved sending flat rate boxes." "Each week in college, Olivia would receive" "One of these packages, a veritable treasure trove" "Of candy, costume, jewelry, school supplies," "Anything a college girl could desire." "The package that she was handed today" "Was considerately different." "On the outside, it looked like a standard" "Five dollar flat rate box." "But the contents had a macabre difference." "This package contained her mother's ashes." "Wow." "You really have tapped into something very personal." "Now, class, what we can take from Mario's story" "Is don't be afraid to be deeply personal." "Oscar, please come on time!" "Okay, Jackie, you had something you wanted to read?" "Uh, yeah." "Alright." "Rosemary thought she was different." "She was always told that." "By her father, by her mother, by her classmates." "She grew up thinking bad about herself." "That's why she tried to slit her wrists many times." "But she always managed to find a way to get through it." "She thought she had met someone who could relate to her." "Another tortured soul." "But this person was more than a tortured soul." "He also felt the need to be hateful and cruel." "He didn't want to change himself" "Or discover who he really was." "He didn't want to move on from a dark past." "He wanted to relive it every day." "He was pure nasty." "I hate him, I hate him." "[Mr. Benson] Wow, I..." "Wow." "Jackie, I must say you've really tapped into" "Something very personal to get this latest work." "Anybody have any questions?" "Ackley?" "I have to say, I thought..." "[Mr. Benson] Oscar!" "Oscar, please wait outside." "[Frank] Alright." "[Mr. Benson] Okay..." "Wow, that was weird." "[Vinny] Alright, go to Jimmy's on 10th street." "You know the way." "What the hell is that banana head doing over there?" "Pull over, pull over." "Stop." "What the hell is Frank Stone doing in this neighborhood?" "Wait up a second, I want to talk to you." "Look, I'm sorry that I spoke to you that way." "Alright, I made a mistake." "I thought you were making fun of me." "What do you want, Oscar?" "There's something I gotta tell you." "Alright, my name isn't Oscar." "It's Frank Stone." "Your character?" "And I work for Anthony Forte." "Tough Tony is real?" "It's all for real, alright?" "That's what I am, I'm a hood." "Why are you telling me this?" "[Frank] I don't know." "I just feel like my head's gonna" "Explode if I don't tell you." "Just please, just leave me alone." "Please, I'm sorry." "Please just stay away from me." "What the hell was that all about?" "Wait here, I want to go see what's going on." "Did I almost get a smile out of you?" "Almost." "Frank, how come you never smile?" "[Frank] Can I ask you something?" "You never once told me anything about yourself." "Well you know everything about me," "But I don't know anything about you." "I'm just not that open about myself." "My private self, that is." "[Frank] Yeah?" "Is that why you joke around so much?" "To hide that private self?" "No, that's not why." "You know, if you don't want to talk about it, it's okay." "Well I married this really" "Rich guy that I didn't even love." "But I figured I'd have everything." "But it wasn't really enough." "But then we had a beautiful daughter." "Beautiful, beautiful daughter." "And my husband left me and..." "He got full custody of her and I can't even visit her." "So you see, all I want to do is just call her." "Tell her I'm sorry and that I love her." "But I can't." "[Frank] You listen to me." "I got to go right now." "[Jackie] Where are you going?" "I got to go." "But when I get back, you and me," "I'm going to take you to see your daughter." "But she doesn't even know me." "She doesn't know me at all anymore." "[Frankie] She knows who you are." "And, believe me, there's no Time" "Like the present to get reacquainted." "Everything's going to be all right, Jackie." "You'll see." "I'll be back in a few hours." "[Tony] Hey, there he is!" "Frankie!" "Hey, Frank, have a seat." "How you doing, Frank?" "How you doing, fellas?" "Today is your lucky day, Frank." "We got a call from our boys out in Vegas" "And they need someone from back East" "To run the security at the casino and to oversee" "All the used jewelry business they got out there." "And I couldn't think of anybody but you, Frank." "Me?" "Yeah." "Well, for how long?" "How long?" "For as long as it takes, Frank." "You're going to be making a cool 200 grand there." "200 thousand dollars?" "[Tony] Yeah." "That's a lot of money, Tony." "[Tony] Yeah, you go out there, you work hard," "You find one of those show girls, you know..." "Settle down with her a little bit" "And be happy for once in your life, you miserable bastard!" "You know, I mean 200 grand make anybody happy, right?" "When am I supposed to leave?" "First flight tomorrow." "Hey, what's the matter?" "You seem disinterested, Frank." "No, that's not it." "It's just that, you know, I got a little" "Something I gotta take care of with someone." "You know, I'll definitely make the flight, Tony." "Okay." "Is there anything else?" "Yeah, just one more little thing." "When you get out there, I was just wondering if you're" "Going to write anymore stories about me and my operation." "Kill that rat bastard!" "No, no, no, Vinny, Vinny, wait a minute, wait a minute." "Maybe we shouldn't do it here." "You know what?" "Just take him down to the warehouse and chop him up." "Come on, let's go chop him up." "Pop the trunk." "Who's this?" "Hey, fellas." "Can you tel me how to get to the 59 street bridge?" "Yeah, you keep going straight." "If you hit the water, it means you missed the bridge." "Hey, man, your humor flows like molasses." "And if you keep going straight and you hit water," "It means you missed the bridge." "[Police] Call for backup." "Tell him in Italian." "(Speaks Italian)" "Hey, why don't you keep smoking?" "Or burn out." "[Police] Central B5 requesting an additional unit." "(Gun shot)" "(Sirens wail)" "(Police radio)" "(Whistles)" "Alright, call it in." "20 boy central, requesting one addition." "[Radio] 5 boy 4 by on there?" "[Intercom] Paging Dr. Bender." "Paging Dr. Bender, please." "Dr. Bender to the mental ward, please." "[Detective] How you doing, Frank?" "Mind if we talk to you for a minute?" "I don't think he heard us." "Hey, Frank, can you hear us?" "How you feeling, Frank?" "Been in a coma for a few weeks." "I'm Detective Manteiga, this Detective Maas." "We're from the Organized Crime Unit." "We'd like to ask you a couple of questions." "Would you mind explaining to us how you ended up" "In the trunk of Vinny Gallino's car?" "[Detective Maas] Yeah, Vinny Gallino." "He works for Tony Forte." "Did you owe him and his boss some money?" "Come on, you know who we're talking about." "Tony Forte, aka "Tough Tony"." "Did you owe them money?" "Come on, Frank." "Don't play dumb shit with us, alright?" "We're not rookies, we've been around a long time." "You obviously must have done something to piss them off." "What was it?" "Did you get caught skimming off the top, or what?" "You mind telling us what's so funny?" "This guy's bananas." "[Intercom] Paging Dr. Statement, Dr. Statement please." "So he's not crazy?" "[Doctor] Well his head has no structural damage." "But it's hard to say at this point" "Without doing any further tests." "You think maybe you're trying to put one over on us?" "I don't think so." "Unbelievable." "The one guy we find and he's nuts." "Anything he says is not going to hold up in court." "You know that?" "Yeah." "But I'm not buying it." "Thanks, Doc." "You know, I came into this world full of piss and vinegar." "You know, I started making my bones by running numbers" "For Hunchback Charlie and the 9th Avenue boys?" "And I was still in Junior High School when I did that." "I ran porn theater, strip clubs, I had a stable, 20 girls working for me." "I started putting some money out into the street," "Charging a vague that no one could compete with." "I made a lot of money for those fellas." "I made some serious scratch." "But then..." "The babania, shooting up four times a day." "Lost everything I had." "Wound up doing ten years in jail for armed robbery." "Ten years." "When I got out, I was clean." "And I wanted to get back into the business, you know?" "So I had an uncle vouch for me." "And I went back into action." "And, now, it's taken me 30 years, 30 years" "To get my reputation back and I'll be damned" "If I let some muck like Frank Stone bring me down." "Now I want that son of a bitch taken care of." "I want him put on ice." "And I want that done, now." "Hate to be the one who told you so," "Tony, but I told you so." "(Laughing)" "[Intercom] Dr. Forest, dial 118, please." "Dr. Forest, please dial 1-1-8." "(Machine beeping)" "[Frank] No matter where you roam." "(Laughs)" "* They call it the blues" "(Laughing)" "I have to sit next to you now." "I gotta sit next to you!" "What's so funny, man?" "What's so goddamn funny?" "Come on, white boy, share with me the joke." "See, last week this time, I had a job, I had a car." "I had a woman." "A woman!" "I had a woman, white boy." "I was making good money, Arizona." "The place to be to work for the right to make a living." "I used to play in the band, a band like rock 'n' roll." "Stupid camisoles in the 80's, that's where I met my girl." "Well, my ex girl." "She left me, white boy." "She left me for..." "You're laughing!" "She left me for a short order cook and goddamn Mexican!" "A goddamn Mexican!" "[Frank] Dude, that's just wrong, man." "My life sucks, white boy." "[Frank] What's your name, brother?" "John." "But you can call me Cricket." "Everybody calls me Cricket." "Cricket, cricket, like a cricket." "That jumps around." "I jump around like a cricket." "[Frank] Oh, Cricket, baby." "[Cricket] I love you, white boy, you're the best, man." "I have a tattoo." "[Frank] Yeah?" "Tattoo of a cricket." "Look, look, look." "[Frank] Ah, look at that!" "It's a cricket." "[Frank] Listen, you know, brother?" "I really appreciate you opening up to me like this, brother." "I mean, really I do, you know?" "I mean, from the heart." "The heart?" "[Frank] You know what I'm saying?" "From the heart, brother." "(Hand buzzes)" "[Cricket] Holy shit, man!" "Oh, man!" "Dammit!" "Dadgummit!" "(Continues yelling)" "Alright, guys, finish your drink and get out." "Wait a minute!" "Wait, you throwing me out of here for laughing?" "Is that..." "I mean, what is wrong with this place?" "Hey!" "This place sucks!" "Hit the door, pal." "I want you out of here, now." "[Frank] Alright, alright, alright." "[Frank] No hard feelings." "Alright, I'm going, okay?" "I'm going." "Hey, what's that on your nose?" "(Yelling)" "Crazy, man!" "Goddammit!" "[Frank] Hey, Cricket." "[Cricket] Goddamit!" "Hi." "(Laughing)" "Hello?" "Hey, listen, I've had a hell of a day." "I just broke out of a hospital." "What the hell you laughing at, it's true!" "These fuckin' guys tried to kill me." "They did!" "They took guns, they were shooting at me," "They shot up the place, they shot up my pillow." "Well, I needed something to wear, so I borrowed these." "The guy next to me was dying of TB," "I figured he didn't need 'em." "You're kind of a fun audience." "You, you, I love you." "Oh my God, you!" "(Laughs)" "I had eight dollars stashed in my socks." "And I dug it out and stuck it in my pocket" "As I walked up Broadway towards 137 street." "I saw Flockle standing in front of the subway entrance." ""What's happening", I said." "Not much." "[Bystander] Yo, what are you doing?" "No!" "No!" "Oh!" "Keep throwing!" "[Voiceover] Dear Jackie, it's your friend, Frank." "I've been meaning to call you for some time now," "But thought this note would do." "Something happened that changed my life." "I'm still not sure what exactly," "But all I know is that I'm happy." "Truly happy for the first time." "And I want you to be happy." "So I suggest we see your daughter together" "As originally planned so you can tell her that you love her." "Meet me at the coffee shop tomorrow at three o'clock." "And we'll leave together." "I can't wait to look at your inspiring presence" "And your beautiful face once again." "Thank you very, very much for" "Taking the time to understand me." "Your friend, always, Frank." "[Jackie] Frank?" "How the hell did you get in here?" "That letter you wrote me was so beautiful," "I cried like a baby." "[Vinny] Like a baby, huh?" "Look at me." "I want to ask you one question." "One question." "If I don't like the answer, we're gonna bash your face in." "Frank take you to Coney Island, huh?" "Did he do this to you, huh?" "Did he do this to you?" "I'm gonna ask you one question." "Where is Frank Stone?" "I swear I don't know." "Answer him." "One more time, where is Frank Stone?" "[Jackie] I swear I don't know!" "[Vinny] Where is Frank Stone?" "I swear I don't know." "I'd tell you if I did, I swear, but I don't know." "Finish her off." "(Laughing)" "Oh, if it isn't Cocky and Snowwinkle?" "What's up, Frank?" "Paper time's over, pajama boy." "Enough of the clown routine." "Catch any bad guys lately, coppers?" "Cut the bullshit, Frank, alright?" "We want you to testify against Tough Tony." "I don't wanna, you know?" "I'm having so much fun just hanging out and being happy." "Why are you protecting this piece of garbage?" "He tried to have you killed." "So did my mother, but I don't hold that against her, huh?" "Yeah, well I can understand why your mother hated you." "I know you five seconds and I can't stand you." "Detective, you should really" "Try a more refreshing breath mint." "You think you're crazy, huh, Frank?" "Look at that." "But I'm the one who's crazy around here." "I'm from east New York." "Brooklyn, kid." "We used to throw people off rooftops." "Stick up gangsters." "Rob drug dealers, then we'd sell it back to them." "So don't sit here and think" "You're the only one that's crazy." "Let me tell you something." "If I didn't have this badge, I'd forget that I'm a cop." "[Detective Maas] I'd really listen to that, Frank." "What are you gonna do?" "You going to throw me off a rooftop?" "Then keep laughing." "Aren't you supposed to meet that girl that you like?" "Jackie, right?" "[Detective Maas] I got something for you." "You're gonna like this." "She's waiting for you at this address." "Now that's funny." "[Frank] Is Jackie Mott here?" "Oh no." "(Horse whinnies)" "Where'd you take us?" "I told you, this is the best" "Rub and tub joint in the city, bar none." "See, this is what I'm talking about!" "[Woman] Hello." "Follow me, please." "[Vinny] Sure, anywhere." "(Intense music)" "(Tires screech)" "(Horse whinnies)" "Come on, I want to win tonight." "(Gun shot)" "(Tires screech)" "(Horse whinnies)" "(Urinating)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "(Phone rings)" "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] Yes, it's me." "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] I have a problem that needs fixing." "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] I found this rat in my kitchen" "And it needs to be exterminated right away." "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] I want you to get the best exterminator" "Money can buy, that's what I want." "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] He's the best?" "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "[Tony] Alright, set up a meeting." "[Man on phone] (Speaks Italian)" "Now I want to hire you cause" "Word got around to me that you're the best." "I know what people call you by reputation." "What should I call you?" "What do you call yourself?" "Lucifer." "Lucifer." "I'm gonna give you a chance to live up to that name." "Because this isn't business, this is personal." "I want you to cause Frank Stone more pain" "And suffering than humanly possible." "I want you to cause him more pain and suffering" "Than you ever caused anybody, ever." "Do we understand each other?" "(Knock on door)" "[Detective Maas] Frank, open up." "We have a search warrant." "Frank, open up." "You think he's in there?" "[Detective Maas] Come on, Frank," "Or we're going to bust down the door." "(Knocks on door)" "Frank, open up." "(Knocks on door)" "(Radio static)" "(Radio static)" "(Gun clicks)" "(Grunts)" "Well?" "Did you get him?" "I asked you a question." "Did you kill him?" "Did you kill Frank Stone?" "What's the matter with you?" "[Girl] Bye, dad." "[Frank] You're Sarah, right?" "My name is Frank." "I was a friend of your mom's." "She wanted me to tell you something." "She wanted me to tell you that she loved ya." "That she always loved you." "(Church bell dings)" "How you doin', Tony?" "Alright." "Alright, Frank." "You got me." "So just do what you got to do." "Alright, I just made peace with my maker." "I don't care about dying." "Go ahead, do what you got to do." "Do you really think a one minute prayer is going" "To straighten things out with the big guy upstairs, Tony?" "Yeah, I do." "He knows what I did was out of necessity." "Necessity?" "(Gun shot)" "Frank!" "[Frank] You feel it, Tony?" "That's the feeling of pain and agony" "That you cause people out of necessity." "I'm an avenging angel, Tony." "This time you hurt the wrong person." "[Comedian] (Laughs) Yeah, I feel better." "I used to be a bit of a partier." "I used to drink too much." "A lot of people say to me" ""Art, what's a wild night of drinking to you?"" ""You look like you've had a few."" "And I have." "A wild night of drinking to me is when you" "Drink too much and eventually you pass out." "And when you wake up, you're naked" "In a police car with two cops." "But the weird part is, you're driving." "That'll be a wild night of drinking!" "Not for you, man." "That's like a Tuesday night for you." "(Laughing)" "I did a lot of drugs, as well." "The reason I did drugs was, I think," "The anti-drug slogans when I was a kid were bad." "Like, remember "hugs are better than drugs"." "That didn't work for me." "My mother used to scream that at me as I left the house." ""Remember, hugs are better than drugs."" "And I believed her." "I believed everything my mother said" "Until the first time I got high at a party." "I leaned back and I was like "Wow."" ""This is way better than when my mother hugs me."" ""What else has she been lying to me about?"" "[Audience member] Oh my God!" "Do I not have great bone structure?" "Am I not the best looking boy in New Jersey?" "Hugs are great, but better than drugs?" "Come on, let's not lie to the kids." "Let me put it to you this way." "I never drove to Harlem at 4am to get somebody to hug me." "Hey, Carlos, here's 20 bucks, just put your arms around me." "I grew up with a domineering mother." "She would say stuff at the" "Top of her lungs, screaming at me." "Some bad, some good, it was confusing." "I didn't know what to do." "She would say stuff like "I hate you!"" ""I never want to see you again."" ""Are you hungry?"" ""Get out of this house and never come back."" ""There are chicken goblets in the refrigerator."" "And since then, I gained some weight." "I'm not gonna lie to you, I've had some weight issues." "I try to lose weight." "Someone said "Oh, you want to lose weight?"" ""You should go swimming."" "I've never been swimming before in my life." "And that's because it has never been" "More than a half an hour since I last ate." "You know what I'm talking about?" "(Clapping)" "(Slow music)" "[Mr. Benson] Any questions?" "No?" "Alright then, well let's move on." "From nothingness came I, and it is where I shall go." "Well, at least that is what I used to think." "During those lonely days and sleepless nights," "To pacify my soul, I would say these words." "They made me, somehow, understand my existence" "Until I had to live another day of coldness." "And I lived those days and wept." "Like all men who contemplate their agony." "Then, like a ray of sun peaking through the clouds," "You came shining on to me." "With a radiance only the birds of paradise could understand." "Bringing forth wisdom and beauty," "Compassion and understanding." "Mercy." "Then, without warning, you left this world." "But not without teaching me who I am and what I should be." "And where I should go." "And it is that which I am most grateful for." "That you taught me to see the light." "Have a good night, Tony, see you tomorrow." "Hey Tony?" "I changed my mind." "I'm a person who knew Frank Stone, okay?" "When he was a little, little boy." "Before he had a chance to turn his rage on the world." "Okay?" "Who are you?" "And if you know, you'd be the" "First person I ever met that did." "Okay?" "I got nothing else to say to you." "Now many men don't mean this when they say it, but I do." "If you don't leave here right now, I'm going to kill you." "Okay?"

"(I Love Lucy theme music plays)" "(theme song ending)" "Hi, Lucy, I came up to give you some... (screams)" "What was that?" "It was on the ceiling." "I'm trying to learn to flip pancakes up in the air like they do in restaurants." "Oh." "I came up to give you this money." "Boy, am I glad to get it off my hands." "What is all that?" "What are you trying to do-- bribe me?" "The club treasurer asked me to give it to you." "Oh, for the bazaar." "Yeah." "You're supposed to use it to rent the hall and buy the refreshments," "have the posters printed..." " Shh!" "What's the matter?" " I don't want Ricky to hear." " Lucy, haven't you told him you're chairman of the bazaar?" "No, and I'm not going to tell him till next Friday." "But the bazaar's next Thursday." "Exactly." "You sure live dangerously, Lucy." "Well, after what happened at the Fourth of July carnival last year," "Ricky made me promise that I wouldn't get mixed up in any more club affairs." "I don't blame him." "You weren't very bright throwing all those skyrockets and Roman candles in a fireplace." "Well, who uses a fireplace in July?" "He should have looked before he threw that match in there." "Poor Ricky." "His eyebrows didn't grow in for a month." "You remember those little baby toupees he wore over each eye?" "Say, where are you hiding all the stuff that's been donated to the bazaar auction?" "I'll show you." "What a treasure trove!" "Shh!" "(whispering inaudibly)" "Say, when we sell that, the club will have nothing but money." "And I've got a slew of stuff to collect." "I'm going out as soon as Ricky leaves." " RICKY:" "Lucy!" " Yeah, dear?" " Ready yet?" " Okay, yeah." "I got to run along." "So long." "Bye-bye." "Hey!" "Not a word to Ricky." " Don't worry." " Okay." "Good morning, honey." "Good morning, dear." "Hey!" "Tortillas." "Yeah." "I made them out of Aunt Jemima tortilla mix." "Oh, I keep forgetting here in America you call them flapcakes." "Come again?" "Hot jacks?" "You were closer with tortillas." "They are hot cakes." "Oh." "Not these." "These are cold cakes." "Oh, honey, I'm sorry." "I'll make you some hot ones." "No, honey, it'll take too long." "I'll just have some coffee." "I'm in a hurry." "Well, I'll make some for myself." "Listen, you got any money?" "I haven't got any money for cab fare." "I don't know." "There's my bag over there on the shelf." "Thanks." "Oh, honey, I just remembered-- no, I don't have any money." "I don't have a cent in there, honey." "Give me my bag." "Wait a... wait..." " I don't have a cent." " Wait a minute." "What are you getting so excited about?" "Let's see what's in here." "Wow." "What is this?" "Uh..." "it's my mad money." "150...160..." "170... $200 here." "Yeah, I get awful mad." "Lucy." "Where did you get this money?" "Uh..." "I saved it out of my allowance?" "No?" " Uh..." " No." "Uh..." "Ew..." "Now, Lucy, this is no joke." "There's a lot of money here." "I want to know where you got it." "Ricky, you said you were late for work." "Now, Lucy, I want to know where you got that money." "Did you earn it?" "Did you borrow it?" " Did you steal it?" " Yeah, that's it." "Which one?" "Oh, it doesn't matter-- any one of them." "Now, Lucy..." "All right." "You'll find out sooner or later anyway." "I stole it." "What?" "Well, I'm sorry" " I saw it and I just couldn't help myself." "Now, Lucy, you're not telling me the truth." "Yes, I am." "Word of honor?" "Well... what good's a crook's word of honor?" "Look, I haven't got time for jokes right now but by the time that I come home this afternoon, you'd better have an explanation of how you got that money, understand?" "Yes, sir." "All right." "I'll take the subway." "Lucy?" "Lucy?" "Ricky?" "Lucy?" " Yeah?" " Oh, there you are." "How did everything go today?" "Oh, just wonderful." "I got some wonderful stuff." "That's great." "But listen, Ethel," "Ricky found that bazaar money in my bag this morning." "He did?" "How did you explain it?" "Oh, I didn't." "I tried to gag my way out by saying I stole it." " Stole it?" "!" "Yeah, well, he didn't believe me." " Listen, Ethel, can I tell him that it belongs to you?" "Huh?" "Can I tell him the money is yours?" " Well, if you'll do me a favor." " What?" "Do you think you could auction off that hideous cuckoo clock that Fred won at Coney Island?" "Well, sure, but Fred would never donate that." "But I've got a scheme." "I bought a little clock to donate and I'm going to tell you to go downstairs and get it." "It's on a table next to the cuckoo clock and you take the cuckoo clock by mistake, see?" "After it's auctioned off, what can he do about it?" "Ethel, how could ever think up a sneaky scheme like that?" "Who do you think you are-- me?" "I'll do it." "Fred?" "FRED:" "Yeah." "Where are you?" "Right here." "I'm trying to fix the leg on this darn couch." "It keeps coming off all the time." "You want to give me a hand?" "Listen, Fred, I got an awful problem on my hands." "You should have thought of that before you married her." "Look, this is no joke." "This morning I found a roll of bills in Lucy's purse-- $200." "And just now I saw her sneaking in the house carrying some big silver things-- real expensive-looking stuff." "Well, there must be some explanation." "I don't think so." "She hid them in the closet." "You know, there must be thousands of dollars worth of stuff in that closet that doesn't belong to us." "Gee-whiz, you don't suppose she's a kleptomaniac?" "Oh, no, I just think she steals things." "Yeah, that's what a kleptomaniac is-- a person who steals things and can't help it." "It's a kind of a disease." "Oh, gee." "Oh, you must be mistaken." "Come on, help me with this, will you?" "Okay." "(hammering)" " My God." "LUCY:" "Fred, are you home?" "Fred?" "Oh, Fred." "(door closes)" " You see!" "Yeah, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes," "I'd never believe it." "How do you like that?" "She is a klep..." "klep... klep... what you said." "Oh, this is terrible." "I'm married to a thief." "Now, listen, Rick, if she is a kleptomaniac, it isn't her fault." "She doesn't know what she's doing." "She's just a poor, sick person, and we shouldn't blame her for..." "Hey, that dirty crook stole my clock!" "What am I going to do?" "Well, I don't know about you but I'm going to get my cuckoo clock." "Come on, let's sneak up the back way." "Okay." "Come on." "Hi, fellas." "FRED:" "Hi, Lucy." "Hi, Lucy." "What's new?" "Nothing." "If you'll excuse me," "I got to go in the bedroom." "Lucy?" "Lucy, I want to talk to you about something, honey." "Won't you sit down?" "Oh, I'd rather not." "I..." "Don't you... don't you have anything to tell me?" "No." "Aren't you hiding something under your coat?" "No, no, that's all me." "Too much pie and cake lately, I guess." "Are-are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure." "(clock cuckoos)" "What was that?" "Yeah." "Oh, I did it." "Uh... ♪ Cuckoo, cuckoo. ♪" "I'm learning to do birdcalls." "It didn't sound like you." "Well, it was." "(clock cuckoos)" "I'm... ♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "I'm..." "l-l-l do... (clock cuckoos)" "I do several kinds of birdcalls." "(clock cuckoos)" " Uh... ♪ Cuckoo ♪" "Uh... uh..." "Birdcalls?" "Yeah." "Um... (whistles in a high pitch)" "What was that?" "That was a South African Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker." "(clock cuckoos)" "♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "Do you, do you know any more birdcalls?" "Um... (hums loud and high)" "What was that?" "A hummingbird." "(clock cuckoos twice)" "♪ Cuckoo." "Cuckoo. ♪" "You do that cuckoo a lot, don't you?" "Well, that's my best one." "(clock cuckoos)" "♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "Um..." "I do the English sparrow." "(short whistles)" "(clock cuckoos) - ♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "(short whistles)" "(clock cuckoos) - ♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "(whistles)" "(clock cuckoos) - ♪ Cuckoo. ♪" "It's part sparrow and part ♪ cuckoo. ♪" "I know someone who's all cuckoo." "I'll see you later, fellas." "I want my cuckoo clock." "Wait, Fred, please." "You'll get your cuckoo clock back later." "The most important thing right now is Lucy." "Now, come on." "Let's go down to your place." "What are you going to do?" "Well, there's only one thing to do." "I'm going to call a physaciatrist." "What?" "A physaciatrist." "I'm going to call a head doctor." "I think you should." "Come on, will you?" " ETHEL:" "Lucy?" " What?" "Lucy, The most awful thing happened." "Fred and Ricky saw you take the cuckoo clock." "They couldn't have." "There was nobody there." "Yes, there was." "They were behind the sofa fixing something." "Oh, so that's why they were asking me all those questions." "And that's not all." "Ricky was hiding in the kitchen and saw you putting all that stuff in the closet." "Oh, and that money this morning." "What must he think?" "He thinks you're a kleptomaniac." "What?" "A kleptomaniac." "He came down to our apartment and called a psychiatrist." "I heard him." "He told him all about it." "He's bringing him home with him tonight." "Oh, he is, is he?" "A fine, trusting husband to have." "Well, I'll show him." "Now, wait a minute, Lucy." "After all," "Ricky actually saw you taking things." "Sure I've been taking things but he thinks I've been taking things." "Oh." "Why don't you tell him about the bazaar?" "What, and admit that I'm a liar?" "Oh, no." "If he wants a wife who's a thief," "I'll give him a wife who's a thief." "Lucy, what are you hatching?" "When Ricky and that psychiatrist come home tonight, we are going to be playing a little play, starring Lucy the Lip and Babyface Ethel." "Oh, no." "You're not going to get me in on this." "Listen to me, Babyface." "Now, you help me pull this job or I'll squeal that you were the brains in the cuckoo clock caper." "Okay, you got me." "What's the deal?" "Come in, Doctor." "Oh, remember, Ricky, not doctor." "Oh, that's right..." "Tom." "Lucy, where are you?" "Oh, give me your coat." "Oh, thank you." "Sit down, won't you?" "Oh, yes, yes, of course." "Lucy?" "I wonder where she could be." " Well, I..." " Hi, Rick." " Hiya, Fred." " You seen Ethel?" " No." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't know you had company." "Oh, that's all right." "This is a very good friend of mine," "Dr. Robinson, the physaciatrist." "This is our landlord, Mr. Mertz." "How do you do, Mr. Mertz?" " How are you, Doctor?" " Very well, thank you." "Listen, don't call him doctor in front of Lucy." "We want her to think that he's just a friend, see?" "Oh." "Have you seen Lucy?" "She's probably with Ethel." "Maybe they're out shopping." "Yeah..." "or shoplifting." "Well, I hope they'll be home soon." "Would you like a cigarette, Doc?" "Oh, yes, thank you." "Well, this is the first time I ever smoked one of these." "Gee." "Fred, look at all these jewels." "Sticky fingers strikes again!" "Wait a minute-- what's the matter with this chair?" "Look at this." "A blowtorch." "A crowball..." "a crowbar." "Flash." "This is terrible." "Let me see what this is." "What is it?" "Oh, no." "It's the floor plan of the Chase National Bank." " The 72nd Street branch." " Yeah." "Why, that's where I keep my money." "This is serious." "Oh, I hope I'm not too late to help her." "(gunshots)" "What's going..." "Okay." " Okay?" " Okay," "Did you get any of them?" "Yeah, I got two-- a flatfoot and a private eye." "I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye." "I winged a couple myself." "Oh, hiya, Ricky." "Hiya, Lucy." "Hi, Ethel." "Hi, fatso." "Who's the geek?" "Eh, Lucy, this is a very good friend of mine" "Tom..." "Tom Robinson." "This is my wife, Lucy, and that's Mrs. Mertz." "Oh, how do you do, my dear?" "RICKY:" "Lucy!" "What are you doing?" "Just frisking him to see if he's carrying a rod." "Hiya, Tom." "Oh, how do... ouch!" "Oh, pardon the brass knuckles." "Lucy, where have you been?" "Chase National Bank." "Oh, no." "You did it!" "Nah, stupid here forgot the map and the torch." "I'm sorry, brain." "Yeah... another slip like that and it'll be curtains for you." " Understand?" " Oh, it won't happen again." "I promise, brain." "Aah, shut up." "FRED:" "If you forgot the map..." "If you forgot the map, where'd you get that bag of dough?" "Well, just so the evening wouldn't be a total loss, we knocked over a gas station on the way home." "Oh, no, no, no..." "What are you yapping about, tubby?" "It beats running this crummy apartment house." "Now, what are you doing..." "Listen, come to your senses, will ya?" "!" "Oh... so you're holding out on me, eh, Babyface?" "This gang ain't big enough for the both of us." "No, no, I'm too young to die!" "(screams)" "Mrs. Ricardo." " Yeah?" " Mrs. Ricardo..." "Yeah." "Look me straight in the eye." "Yeah?" "Mrs. Ricardo, you don't hate anyone." "You're at peace with all the world." "You love everybody." "Yeah?" "Yes." "And you're tired." "You're feeling very tired, aren't you?" "Yeah." "And you're getting very drowsy." "Yeah." "You feel so very sleepy and calm and peaceful." "Yeah." "Relax." "Relax." "Relax." "That's a good girl." "Right down there." "Um... oh, uh... let's put little, uh, "Tommy' to bed, shall we?" "Now, Mrs. Ricardo, why don't you tell me how you got started in this life of crime?" "Go back." "Go back into your childhood." "Go back." "Back." "Back." "(child's voice):" "Well, it all started when I was a little girl." "I was riding on the streetcar one day and I looked up and I saw a box and it said, "take one."" "So I took one." "There was nothing wrong with that." "Oh, yes, there was." "From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty head even though it didn't say, "take one."" "I took a bright, new penny." "I took a bicycle." "I took a little boy." "You took a little boy?" "Yeah." "But my mother made me give him back." "And then..." "then you grew up." "Yeah." "(adult's voice):" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, and I began picking pockets." "I picked a peck of pockets." "Pretty soon I graduated to purse snatching." "Would you like to see my collection?" "Well, uh..." "I don't believe I have time." "Where's my watch?" "Right here, sonny." "Come on, dead end." "Okay, brains." "Oh, Ricky, this is much more serious than I realized." "Oh, do you think there's any hope?" " Do you think you can do something?" "I don't know." "Hey!" "That's a lot of purses!" "Yeah, I got purses here that I ain't never opened yet." "Get a load of this loot, sonny." "Get a load of that, will you?" "Boy, I been snatching purses for nigh unto 12 years." "Whoa, boy!" "I grabbed this one quicker than I thought." "I remember now-- snatched this off a dummy in a store window." "Mrs. Ricardo." "Yeah?" "I'm not just a friend of your husband's." "No?" "No." "I'm a doctor, a psychiatrist." "Now, if you'll undergo treatment with me," "I think I can cure you of all this." "Well..." "I think I'm cured completely." "I don't think I'll ever steal anything" "as long as I live." " Oh, why?" "Well, what is there left?" "This morning I achieved my highest desire-- a kleptomaniac's dream." "What do you mean, Mrs. Ricardo?" "Well, I..." "sandpapered my fingertips, put on my big coat with the big, secret pocket, went down to Clyde Beatty Circus." "Down to Clyde Beatty Circus..." "What could she possibly get at the Clyde Beatty Circus?" "RICKY:" "Oh!" "(I Love Lucy theme music plays)" "ANNOUNCER"." "The part of the doctor was played by Joseph Keams." "I Love Lucy is a Desilu production."

"They arrived in 50 Mother Ships... offering their friendship and advanced technology to Earth." "Skeptical of the visitors..." "Mike Donovan and Juliet Parrish infiltrated their ranks... and soon discovered some startling secrets." "They're shipping food!" "The Resistance is all that stands between us and the Visitors." " Which way?" " According to Robert, it is just ahead." "Well, we made it this far." "This time I have them." "The Mentamorph is a perfect lure." "The Leader will decorate me personally for this." "A few hundred more yards and I'll have them within range." "Come, my little mice, closer to the bait." "What is this?" "It's a surprise ending to the Resistance." "How come I wasn't informed of this operation?" "I knew nothing about this." "It's amazing how much you know nothing about." " You insubordinate swine, I'll..." " You'll do nothing." "As usual." "And may I suggest, Diana, you pray... that this little operation of yours is successful." "Don't worry." "It will be." "Watch." "Entertaining, isn't it?" "You seem to enjoy the killing." "Don't you?" "I heard that you were once a warrior." "I still am... but the only death I'll enjoy is that Donovan's." "The man who killed my brother." "That is the Mentamorph." " That is weird." " Yes." "It is more than that." "It is evil." "It is a one of a kind monster." "It's some kind of mind-control device, right?" "It destroys the will to live, and to fight." "Come on, let's blow it to hell." "You know something..." "I don't like this a bit." "It's been too easy getting here." "Come on, don't look a gift horse in the mouth." "Wait, it's started pulsing." "Is it supposed to do that?" "Get down!" "It's not real." " What?" " It's a fake." "The real Mentamorph would never shatter." "Diana must have set us up." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Did something go wrong, dear?" "Something or someone tripped the explosives prematurely." "You've failed." "Lock the lasers within a five-mile radius." "I want you to vaporize the entire area." " Lasers locked on target." " Fire." " I said, "Fire"!" " I am." "You incompetent fool!" "I have been betrayed." " Pity." " Enough." "It was you." " Are you accusing me of treason?" " Silence!" "Just one word, Diana, and I'll run you so far from the fleet... the only thing you'll command is a garbage scow." "I think Philip's found your true calling." "And I hold you equally responsible." "You are her commanding officer." "Check the electromagnetics." "Deck B, chamber 24." "Looks like sabotage." " Whoever it was will plead for death." " Please forget the histrionics." "Come with me." "Come on, we must hurry." "I'm afraid I do not move as fast as I used to, Robert." "Maybe I should not have gotten involved with the Fifth Column." " I'm sorry." " For what?" "For making me proud of you?" "For trying to stop the killing?" "You did what you had to." "I love you, Glenda." "We love you, too." "I think we shook them when we doubled back." "I'm sorry, I led you into a trap." "Come on, you weren't alone out there." "If only Elizabeth were here, she would have sensed something." "But she's not." "She's with Julie up north at the research center." "I should have known that Mentamorph was not real." "Willie, you made a mistake." "Nobody's perfect." "No, I should leave before I get you both killed." "Come on." "Where are you gonna go?" "I don't know." "I'll find a cave somewhere." "You belong here." "You're one of us." "No, Mike, I'm not." "I'm different." "I'm alone..." "I'm a cast out... and I bleed green." "Robert, a traitor?" "You can't trust anyone anymore." "The guards trailed him and his wife to the landing bay." "Without those beryllium crystals we can't fire a laser." "Yes, and now we're vulnerable, thanks to you." "Return to the bridge." "Call in all starfighters to a defensive perimeter." "What about our offensives?" "Forget them." "We need to protect the Mother Ship." " There they are." "Kill them." " No." "You'll destroy the crystals." "You've had ample opportunity to defeat the Resistance." "Now it's my turn." "Are these fighters still equipped with homing devices?" "Yes." "Traitors will run right to the Resistance." "I'll be right behind them." " You'll need an escort." "May I suggest..." " I don't care who it is... as long as they don't get in my way." "You haven't changed, have you, Angela?" "You still take pleasure in inflicting pain." "You haven't changed, either." "Still caring about the weak and the beaten." "Do you two know each other?" "Philip was my combat master at the academy before I was shipped out." "So much the better." "She is not an acceptable escort." "I'm surprised that you would allow your personal feelings... to interfere with sound military judgment." "Clearly she is the best for the job." "Prepare yourself for combat." "We leave in one hour." " And you do nothing unless I order it." " As always, sir." "Sir!" "He's in a bad mood." "Did you have some difficulty with Philip at the academy?" "I killed a cadet while in training." "Philip had me retired... destroyed any chance I would have had to become an officer." "I can understand why you're angry with him." " You must dislike him a great deal." " I hate him... the sanctimonious coward." "Why don't you come to my quarters and we'll discuss it?" " Man, Willie's really upset." " I can't say I blame him." "He's a trillion light years away from home... and his own people are trying to kill him." "How would you feel?" "Yeah, I guess you're right." " It must be lonely." " I guess so." "Over there." "It's going down." "Come on." "You live well." "Is it this way for all officers?" "Rank does have its privileges." "Care for a snack?" "Thanks, I would." "First time I saw you..." "I knew that you were officer material." "I would be, if it weren't for Philip." "Philip's vendetta against you is unpardonable." "I could give you a battlefield commission right away." "But Philip would just cancel it." "I'm afraid it's true." "As long as he's alive." "What if..." "Yes?" "You can tell me, dear." "We're friends." "What if Philip were dead?" "Then the commission would instantly be yours." "It will be difficult." "Philip's a combat master." "It will be easier than you think." "When Philip meets Donovan, they will fight." " Philip will crush Donovan." " Perhaps." "But then you'll kill Philip." "They'll both be dead and you'll be an officer." "Would you care for another?" " Are you all right?" " I am fine." "I think the moment may be soon." "Freeze!" "Put them up, get your hands up." "Are you with the Resistance?" "My name is Robert." "I am with the Fifth Column." "I told Willie about the Mentamorph." "You're the guy that set us up." "I did not know it was a trap." "I triggered the explosion as soon as I found out." "Please, you have to help my wife." " Yeah, she's..." " Pregnant." "The photo drive unit's still warm." "We should be right behind them." "And their escort." "It appears there were two of them." "It will be difficult to follow on asphalt." "Not with this." "I thought you had given up combat for the law." "I have." "What's the matter?" "Miss the taste of blood?" "I see you're still that same blood-thirsty orphan I found on Andromeda's moon." "You should have killed me when your armies killed the rest of my people." "It's too late now." "You're soft... like your brother Martin before he was killed." " What do you know of my brother?" " There were rumors." " What kind of rumors?" " That he was with the Fifth Column." "Those are lies." "My brother was a loyalist." "He was loyal to the Leader." " Lf you say so." " I do!" "I'm going to kill the man who murdered him." "Only him?" "What about the rest of the Resistance?" "I'll leave them to you." "Have you ever done this before?" "I helped with my own kid, but Glenda's not..." " Not human." " Yeah." "How much different could it be?" "Come on, sit down here." "Shouldn't somebody be boiling some water or something?" "No water." "Like I said, no water." "Yes?" " Glenda and I were wondering..." " What?" "Our child will need a Wantu." "Especially since he will be a stranger on this planet." "Yes, you're right." "I suggest you choose Mike Donovan." "He is a hero." "Wait a minute, I'll get it." "What's a Wantu?" "Mr. Kyle, a Wantu is like... a second father, a friend, a teacher..." " rolled into one." " A role model." "Actually, I was thinking of you, Willie." "Me?" "You want me?" "I think you'd make a great Wantu." "I'm going to have a baby." "And a family." "Is this it?" "All right, this is it." "Let's get busy." "It is coming." "I'm very busy, Diana." "What was it you wanted?" " I've been thinking..." " Incredible." "A new experience for you." " You are charming." " Don't waste my time." "Philip has me running circuit checks... on every electrical and magnetic board on the ship." "What?" "A line officer doing manual labor?" "It's disgusting." "I only hope he and Donovan kill each other." "Brilliant." " What?" " The plan you just thought of." "Plan?" "Yes, it is brilliant." "When Donovan and Philip fight, I'll make sure there are no survivors." "The Leader will believe Philip was killed by the Resistance." "Do it." "That's an order." "You amaze me, Lydia." "That's because I'm your commanding officer." "It is brilliant." "When Donovan and Philip fight, I'll make sure there are no survivors." "The Leader will believe Philip was killed by the Resistance." "That's it." "Now keep pushing." "You're doing fine." "Her toes are curling." "That means it is time." "Concentrate." "You can do it." "Push." "That's fine." "I think I can see its head." "I think." "Just one more, then you can rest." "It's an egg." "Man, this I got to see." "We must work quickly." "Mike, help me remove some shell quickly." "He is beautiful." "Robert, you have a son." "I wish we had some champagne to celebrate... but under the circumstances, I think this is going to have to do." "What is it?" "It's Martin." "I thought you told me Martin was dead?" "He is." "Diana killed him." "What?" "Stay down back there." "We got company." "It's these they want." "Let me go to them." " What are those?" " Beryllium crystals." "The Mother Ship cannot fire its lasers without them." "Then there's no way you're going to give those back." "Who's that?" "That's Philip, the Leader's Envoy." "He was my people's greatest hope." "A great warrior turned jurist." "He became a man of peace." "You could have fooled me." "Then he had a brother?" "He did." "He died in battle." "His name was Martin." "Thanks, that's all I need to know." "You get back and take care of her." "I've ordered a laser Jeep." "Just remember..." "I want Donovan for myself." "Donovan, you're dead!" "Do you hear me?" "You killed my brother and for that..." "I kill you!" "No doors and no windows." "This could get tight." "Why does he think you killed his brother Martin?" "I don't know, but he does." "Can we run for it?" "No way, they'd just cut us down." "So what do we do now?" " We fight." " What about Glenda and my baby?" "Better take Glenda and the baby back further into the building." " They'll be safer there." " Yes, Mike." "You might want to go with them." "No, I will defend my family." "We'll be glad for the company." "You know how to use that thing?" "Sure." "Easy." " He is hungry, Willie." " I know." "There must be some around here." "Hush, my pretty baby." "Wantu Willie will find you something to eat." "I found one!" "Are the rodents any good here this time of year?" "I do not know, I'm a vegetarian." "I wish I had my blender." "Do not worry, it will be fine." "He is a big boy." "Can we get out of this?" "Of course." "Mike has rescued us from far worse many times." "I hate the killing." "Why can there not be peace for my baby?" "Would you like one?" "They're delicious." "I came for information, not hors d'oeuvres." "Your orders are being carried out this very moment." "Philip will die with his boots on, in combat with the enemy." "And you'll be handling the assignment personally?" "No." "I've selected an expert in political assassination." "Who could be more expert than you?" "Angela." "Yes, she requested the mission herself." "It seems that she and Philip are old friends." " Much like you and I." " Yes, in a way." "In a few hours, you'll be our new commanding officer." "It should never have taken this long." "I must give you credit, Lydia." "You're more power hungry than I thought." "It will be a pleasure to serve under you." "Yes." "I know I can always count on your loyalty." "Let me know the moment Angela returns with the corpse." "Philip should have left us when he had the chance." "He made a fatal mistake." "He trusted you." "And you trusted me." "Why won't you let the laser Jeeps destroy the building?" "They would also destroy the beryllium crystals." "Besides it would be over too quickly for Donovan." "And I want kill him slowly with my bare hands." " Then let's rush the building." " Not yet." "I'm in no hurry." "Donovan knows there's no way out of there." "All he can do now is sit there and wonder when he will die." "How long do we have to wait?" "Don't worry." "Your time for killing will come soon enough." "And you'll get your revenge." "Yes." "And so will I." "Why don't they do something?" "This is driving me crazy." "That's exactly what it's supposed to do." "Look, just stay cool." "You don't want to lose it now." "I can't let them kill my son." "I could talk to them." "I'll could give them the crystals." "Please!" "Please don't kill my baby." "Cover me." "There was no reason for that." "He was surrendering." "He's still alive." "Why did Donovan save him?" "I don't know." "He is a strange one." "He's a leader who's willing to risk his life to save one of ours." "In our culture, a leader like that would be shot." "Yes, he would." "It makes you think." "It makes me think he's either crazy or a fool." "Or a man of courage." " I am sorry I lost the crystals." " It's okay." "I know what a guy will do for his kid." "Do you ever see your son?" "No." "If my son survives, I hope he will know men like you." "We're not doing anything special." "We're just fighting to save our homes." "Our planet." "Your world is a wonder." "It is worth fighting for." "All right, Angela, the waiting is over." " Prepare to move in." " Yes, sir." "Under no circumstances is that child to be harmed." " You can't expect..." " I can expect... and order that the child survive." "What do you care that a traitor's son dies?" "I don't make war on children." "You have your orders." "And remind them Donovan is to be left to me." "Do you have children of your own?" "No." "I mean, except for him." "Perhaps one day." "There will never be a one day." "Yes, there will." "You must have faith." "What is faith?" "I have never heard of it." "Faith is when you truly believe... that what you hope and wish will come true." "How can you believe in a hope, a wish?" "You must have faith." "Here they come again." "How you doing?" "I've been worse." "I can't remember when." " I'll make it." " Sure." "We all will." " It's been fun." " It has for me, too." "It's not over yet." "You have the crystals." "Let's finish it." "You really do love the killing, don't you?" "That's what war is all about." "People die, civilizations are destroyed." "And it's about revenge." "Or have you forgotten the man... that coldly tortured and murdered your brother?" "No..." "I haven't forgotten." "Yeah?" " I can obliterate this warehouse." " What's stopping you?" "I don't wish to see the infant or its parents harmed." "It's you I want." "You murdered my brother!" "Your brother was my friend." "Diana had him killed." "You're a liar." "Are you also a coward?" "Make your play." "Find out." "I'll meet you unarmed." "We'll settle this." "Just you and me." "If you win, you go free." "We all go free." "Yes, you have my word." " You can't trust him." " We have no other choice." "Philip was a great warrior on our planet." "We're not on your planet now." "We're on mine." "If I die, let them go." " But you can't..." " That's an order!" " You chose the wrong person to kill." " Your brother was my friend." "Is that why you murdered him?" "Martin could never have been your friend." "He was no traitor." "She had him killed because he was working with us." "He was tired of the killing." "He thought we could live in peace." "He would never turn against his own." "You disgust me." " I'm going to kill all of you." " Put down the laser." " There'll be no more killing today." " You're wrong, Philip." "You and Donovan will kill each other in combat." " My tribe will finally have revenge." " You'll never get away with it." " Diana will..." " This is her idea." "She killed your traitorous brother." " Forgive me." " I already have." "How touching." "No one is going to kill my baby." "Looks like I owe my life to the people I came to kill." "What was done was done because of Martin." " He was my friend." " Yes." " I'm beginning to believe so." " All he wanted was peace." "For now... there's been enough killing." "There are no words." "None are needed." "Our planet." "Philip's shuttle should be here any minute." "They'll take you to an island in the South Pacific... where Diana will never find you." "Just right." "What are you doing?" "Making a bath for the baby." "But that's rock salt and motor oil." "Yes, it's very soothing." "Helps keep his scales moist." "See, he already loves his... uncle." "Come on." "Your Wantu will always protect you." "You will never be alone." "Neither will I." "That must be Angela with Philip's body." "I'll see to it that you both have a lavish funeral." "I wouldn't joke." "You forget who is in command." "I couldn't forget that." "Guards, put Adjutant Lydia under arrest." "You've gone insane." "What's the charge?" "For ordering the murder of the Inspector General." "You have no proof." "When Donovan and Philip fight, I'll make sure there are no survivors." "The Leader will believe Philip was killed by the Resistance." "Who was killed by the Resistance?" "What's the matter?" "You both look surprised to see me." "Did you kill Donovan?" "Where's Angela?" "I had Donovan in my sights and your escort, Angela, got in the way." "She won't be coming back." "Donovan proved to be a formidable adversary." "So I'll be staying a while." "It may take a long time." "English"

"It was great to have you, Anwar." "Thank you." "It was an honor to be here." "Your presentation was outstanding." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Okay." "Take care." "Thank you." "Oh, there's my phone." "Sorry I have to rush." "I'm sorry." "Good save!" "Again, Mom." "Okay." "Here it comes." "Okay, get back up." " Hello." " Did you just try to call me?" " No." "Where are you?" " Well, I'm still in Cape Town." "I'm on my way to the airport now." "Okay." "I thought you were gonna call me earlier." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I had meetings all day." " Oh, yeah." "Right." " Is that Dad?" "Yeah." "Do you wanna talk to him?" "Your son wants a word with you." "Hold on." "Hey, Dad, did you get me a present?" " Jeremy." " What?" "He said he would." " Did you?" " Hey, monkey." "Sure I did." "Okay, cool." " Okay, get in the goal." "Hey." " Come on, Mom." " What are you doing?" " I'm playing soccer." "You'll give my mother a heart attack." " Yeah." "Nuru's fine." " Mom, kick the ball." "Is your flight schedule still the same?" "Yes." "Connecting through Washington." " Arrive Chicago at 7:45 p.m." " Uh-huh." "Okay, we'll see you at the airport." " Okay." "Bye." " All right." "I love you." " I love you, too." " Bye." "Okay." "You get ready." "Here it comes." "Goal!" "Mm-hmm." "Who you talkin' to?" "My grandmother." " She up early?" " Mm-hmm." " Yeah." " I call her once a week." "Are her goats in a frenzy?" "When are they picking you up?" " Too soon." " Yeah." " Mm." " Mm." "Douglas." "Mm-hmm?" "You know, they can't see me here." "I know." " I gotta go." " Come on." "Come a--Come here." "Seriously, stop kissing me." "Stop it." "I see you at the office." "Fatima...you came." "You waited." "Your CDs." "Get on." "Did you listen to them?" "Yes." "They were okay." "You have the worst taste in music." "Stop, Khalid." "We can't go this way." "It's a shortcut." "Khalid, I said stop." "My father has tea here every morning." "You see him?" "No." "Fatima." "Fatima, wait." "Fatima, wait." "I want to meet him." "I told you, you can't." "Has he called?" "Only to yell at me." "We should run away, just go." "We have our studies, Fatima." "We have to be realistic." "Okay for you." "No one's forcing you to marry." "I just want to meet him." "He has chosen someone for me." "He has chosen." "He might like me more." "You don't know my father." "Daddy." "Daddy, did I wake you?" "No, sweetheart." "Daddy, do you dream about me when you're sleeping?" "I dream... about you... and your mother... and your sister." "Fatima said you stop dreaming when you get married." "She's wrong, sweetheart." "You dream all your life." "It's one of God's gifts." "Understand?" " Give me a kiss." " No." " One kiss." " No." "Only one." "After Fawal, we have meetings... with Saeed El-Dalizi, Minister of lnterior..." "Hamsa Reglori, the head of defense." "Saeed's all right." "Reglori has a...a little bit of a solophist back-story... but he knows which side he's on." "So, uh, this, uh, Fa-Fawal-- What's his name?" " Abasi Fawal." " Abasi Fawal." " So he's the hard guy?" " Yeah." "I--I've never met him." "You're the, uh, knuckle-dragger." "I'm the pen-pusher." "He'll be more your contact than mine." "They overload these donkeys and cause accidents." "Chaos." "Tea, please." "Okay." "How long you been here?" "Five and a half months." "It's just on the other side of the square." " Ahmid, what's going on?" " Accident, sir." "Fuckin' traffic, man" "Out the back!" "Out the back!" "Mr. Freeman." "I am sorry." " Lee Mayers." " Lee, it's Douglas." "How's Dixon?" "He's dead." "Fuck." "Where are you now?" "At the hospital." " Are you hurt?" " No." "I'm fine." "All right, listen." "You're gonna have to step up for a while." "Fill in for Dixon." "Report directly to me." "Understood?" "Yeah, I understand." "Douglas, are you okay?" "Yeah." "Corrine Whitman." "Yes, it is." "All right, go ahead." "What's his condition?" "Has anybody contacted his wife yet?" "No." "I will do it." " Any claim of responsibility?" " What is it?" "No." "All right." "I'm comin' in." "What's happened?" "Suicide bombing over there, and they got one of us." "Jesus." "It's 2:00 A.M." "Yeah." "Well, I'm sure they arranged it... just to spite you, honey." "So he's Egyptian with a green card?" "Okay." "When's he land?" "Uh-huh." "Okay, do it." "I'm givin' you the authorization." "Welcome to Washington, D.C." "Please follow the signs to U.S. Customs." "All arriving passengers must clear customs here... before embarking on connecting flights." "Please have your passports and customs declaration forms ready." "Excuse me." " Mr. Anwar El-Ibrahim?" " Yes?" "Sir, we have an emergency message for you." " Would you follow us, please?" " What do you mean?" "What is it?" " Is it my wife?" "Is she all right?" " I apologize, sir." "They don't give us any details." " I got it." " Okay, let's go." "19 dead, 75 injured." "El-Hazim have claimed responsibility." "And the new guy?" "Shrapnel in the neck." "He bled to death." "Damn." "Sir." "You have calls from Corrine Whitman, CIA... and Mr. Davis at the U.S. State Department." "Give me Corrine first." "One dead American." "Where am I?" "Rashid Salimi." "What?" "Rashid Salimi." "No, sir." "My name is Anwar El-Ibrahimi." "Rashid is an Egyptian national... who's claimed responsibility for today's terror attack." "What attack?" "Why don't you tell me?" "Look..." "I don't know anything about any attack of any kind." "I've been on a plane from South Africa for 18 hours." "Is this your phone?" "It looks like mine." "Why?" " Numbers match." " What numbers?" "Rashid has placed several calls to your phone... over the last few months." "No, sir." "I've never talked to anybody named Rashid." "What were you doing in Cape Town?" "Why am I shackled this way?" "I want to speak to a lawyer." "What were you doing in Cape Town?" "Attending a conference... for chemical engineers." "I was invited by the South African Fossil Fuels Foundation." "Who did you meet with?" "List them." "Can I call my wife?" "No." "These are all well-regarded professionals... in my industry." "Are you familiar with bomb-making techniques?" "What?" "Have you ever constructed a bomb?" "This is ridiculous." "You've never constructed a bomb?" "No, sir." "Six years ago..." "I, uh..." "I worked briefly on a study commissioned by the ATF." "Nothing to do with bomb-making." "Just detection, using trace paper technology." "You can check it out." "Thank you." "We will." "The point is... you have experience with explosives." "There were ten of us on that team." "It was for a government agency." "Have you arrested them, too?" "Rashid Salimi." "I don't know anyone named Rashid!" "Where is he?" "I don't know." "I'm gonna call him." "You've reached Anwar." "Please leave a message." "Hey, it's us." "We're at Arrivals... and we don't see you anywhere." "Maybe we got the information wrong." "Call me back when you get this." "Okay, bye." "El-Hazim claimed responsibility within minutes of the attack." "The incident took place in a crowded square... as residents were heading to work... leaving nineteen dead and dozens more injured." "The fourth in a series of attacks... the bombing has once again raised concerns... that extremists are targeting governments..." "I need everything we have on Al-Hazim Brigade." "Okay?" "I have been asked to fill in for Dixon... until a replacement can be found." "Uh, I need a work-up on Fawal." "Uh, Abasi Fawal." "Okay." "I need a shirt." " Are you okay?" " I need a shirt." "I need a shirt." "I need--I need you to get me shirt..." " Okay." "Okay." " okay?" "Okay, I need a plain shirt..." " not a--not a shirt with stripes." " Yes." " I know what a shirt is, Douglas." " Just a plain cotton shirt." " Do you--Do you know what I'm talk--Okay." " Okay?" "Okay." "Good." "I need a shirt." "And l--I need a--I need, um...uh..." "What?" "Gum?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "Okay." "If Cape Town says he boarded and D.C. says he didn't... then one of them is wrong." "I'm sorry, sir, but you cannot just get... on a plane in one country and not get off in another." "Now, you must have some record of him... arriving or transferring to another airline." "Yes." "Well, check again." "Is he asleep?" "He wants you to read to him." "Can you do it?" "I'm on hold." "Did you speak to the hotel?" "They said they dropped him off at the airport on time." "Everything will be all right." "He probably just missed his connection." "He hasn't called." "Lina." "Dad, when is Fatima coming home?" "Finish your milk." "Please, Abasi." "Tell her you made a mistake." "It's not the same as when we were young." "There are rules, Samia." "There are rules." "Look at my sister Layla." "She'll never marry." "Call her, Abasi." "Please." "For me." "I have called." "I've left a dozen messages." "She doesn't answer." "What can I do?" "Leave the egg alone!" "Have you called your father?" "Not yet." "I'm sorry." "Don't worry, it's nothing." "What have I done?" "I'm proud of you for standing up to him." "That's my taxi." "Please stay." "I want you in this apartment by eight while I'm gone." "If my brother knew I was leaving you here alone... he'd kill me." "Okay?" "See you in a few days." "We think it was an attempt on Abasi Fawal." "Dixon was just wrong place, wrong time." "If they got one of us, that's a victory for them." "These are the latest of Rashid?" "Three months after he escaped the Jordanians." "They should've taken him out when they had the chance." "So without Dixon, who do we have?" "Douglas Freeman, analyst." "Degree in economics from Princeton." "Started out as a junior exec in the oil business." "How long with us?" "Since September 12th, give or take." "Jesus." "He looks 12 years old." "Do you think he can do this?" "He's smart." "He's been getting close... with the ministers of finance and interior." "He initiated the Madrasa charity investigation... that, uh, brought in forty-four..." " al Qaeda fundraisers." " Lee... analyst is not a jackal." "We're spread thin." "Did you polygraph the Egyptian?" "Yeah." "Came up clean." "Polygraph doesn't mean diddly." "Well, we always say that when they pass." "Somethin' funny?" "We lost someone today." "I traced him with Interpol, Mossad, the Egyptians." "Nobody's interested." "I'm interested." "Okay." "What do you wanna do?" "We can't hold him here indefinitely." "Put him on the plane." "Yes, ma'am." "My grandma has the middle floor." "I'm on top." "I don't want her to find me here." "She's away for the week." "I have a back way in." "No one will see us." "You okay?" "My grandma's room." "Come." "Jeremy, stop bouncing the ball." "You know you're not supposed to do that in the house." "Why can't I come with you?" "Because you have school, and you have tryouts this week." "What's all this stuff?" "These are my important papers, Jeremy." "I need you to get off the bed." "Are you gonna see Daddy?" "Yeah." "Why didn't he come home?" "He just had to stay at work a little bit longer." "Jeremy, your food is on the table." "I wanna wait for Mommy." "I'll be down in just a second." "Okay, honey?" "Go on." "Sorry." "I just--I have a copy of his green card... but I can't find a copy..." " of his passport anywhere." " Under my name." "Who is this man you're going to see?" "He's a friend from college." "He works for a senator." "Like jasmine." "Do you sell what you paint?" "Some." "I'm getting better." "No." "Those are just drafts." "That's you?" "Mm-hmm." "And them?" "My brother and grandma." "This is your mother?" "She was beautiful." "You are the beautiful one." "You and your brother have the same eyes." "Where's he now?" "Does he visit you?" "No." "Not anymore." "Are you hungry?" "Come, let's go to the kitchen." "Saeed." "Ah, Douglas." "I thought today you might not come." "Yeah." " Do you want a cigar?" " No, thank you." "Tea?" "Uh, please." "Yeah." "Do you guys have anything yet?" "Not yet." "You?" "No." "I got it." "You know, you have a new detainee on the way." "Egyptian... lives in America." "He's a chemical engineer." "Yeah, I got the cable last night." " Who's observing?" " Me." "You're not a case officer, Douglas." "Nope." "Maybe I can finally use my gun." "We've got 58 percent approval after your statement." "There's no reason for him to hide." "It's not the bill he's concerned about." " It's the attachment, Alan." " I know." " Okay, there's a compromise here." " Yeah." "Obviously." "This bill's gonna get crushed in committee... if you guys don't get behind it." "Yeah?" "Um, damn." "I got to go." "I'll talk to the senator." "Thank you." "Thank him." "Izzy, you're here." "Um..." "God, look at you." "You didn't tell me you're, like, a hundred months pregnant." "Thank you for seeing me, Alan." "Yeah." "Well, let's get you off your feet, all right?" "Okay." "Yeah." "You look like you're about to pop." "Uh, something to drink?" "Eat?" "Eat?" "Uh, no." "Just a bottle of water would be great..." " if you have that" " Sam, can we get a couple of bottles of water?" " Sam, Izzy." "Izzy, Sam." " Hi." " We got Senator Lewis." " Bravo." "Right." "Am I walking' too fast?" "No, no, no." "I'll get there eventually." "Okay." "You've done well for yourself." "I always knew you would." "Thank you." "So, uh, you married Anwar." " Yeah." " Yeah." "What'd your father say about that?" "I'm sure you can imagine." "Yeah." "Thought about inviting you to the wedding." "I probably wouldn't have come." "I--l, um, brought some things that I thought might be helpful." "This is a copy of his Egyptian passport..." " Listen, Izzy." " and his green card." "My guy at INS, he got back to me... and he assures me that Anwar never entered the United States." " The South Africans made a mistake." " I need you... to take a look at this." "This is a copy of his most recent credit card charges." "He spent $70 on duty free during his flight to D.C." "He was on that plane, Alan." "No!" "I've got Jim Alderman on the line." "Jim." "Yeah, thanks for getting back to me." "Listen." "I'm sitting on convincing evidence... that El-Ibrahim landed in D.C." "He purchased something in the in-flight duty free." "What did he say?" "Uh, nothing helpful." "Sam, can you get me a minute with the senator?" " Peace be with you." " And with you." "I thought you weren't coming." "Come." "Sir, he's here." "Douglas Freeman, Abasi Fawal." "Uh, sorry about Mr. Dixon." "Uh..." "Definitely, they were after me." "Second time." "Second time." "Please." "Drink, my friend." "No, thank you." "So Dixon was replacing Simms." "Yeah." "Yes." "And now it's you." " Now it's me." " Mm-hmm." "Please." "Almonds." "Good." "Very good." "Um..." "Our questions." "Of course." "Thank you." "Al Jazeera is running footage." "Security authorities have confirmed 19 deaths." "Most of the victims are women and children." "A tourist video found at the scene... shows the source of the blast." "In an email to the station, El-Hazim has claimed..." "Why the hell didn't we get that?" "Call Abdou, I want a copy now." "So... you're staying to observe." "I will ask your questions." "But there will be no suggestions, no interference... while I work." "Understood?" "Good." "The struggle against the Zionist and the Crusader... represents the decisive battle between faith and infidelity." "Between good and evil." "The destruction of the infidel and hypocrite is your sacred duty." "When you meet the Apostate you are commanded to "strike the necks."" "The Crusader talks about freedom." "Jihad is the only path to freedom." "Do not fear their bullets." "What can they do... but set your soul free?" "On the Day of Judgment... when you stand before the Almighty God... and He asks you..." ""Why did you not fight for the cause of God?" ""And for the oppressed." "The men, the women and the children?" ""What did you do with the one weapon I gave you?" ""Your body."" "What will be your answer?" "Will you display the wounds of martyrdom and walk through the gates of heaven?" "Or, will you hang your head in shame and roast in the fires of hell?" "Success is from God." "May the peace and blessings and glory of God, the Almighty, be upon you." "Amen." "Amen." "Praise God." "God is great!" "S-s-sir?" "There's been some kind of mistake." "Why have my clothes been taken from me?" "I want my clothes." "No one has told me why I'm here or--or what I've done." "I--This is crazy!" "I want my clothes!" "And I want to speak to a lawyer immediately!" "Yes." "Yes, of course, you do." "I have just a few questions." "If you answer honestly, we can send you home." "Sir." "Sir." "Are you American?" "I've lived in the States for twenty years." "My wife is American." "Her name is Isabella Fields El-Ibrahimi." "If you just call her" "You are Egyptian." "Yes?" "You are Egyptian." "Yes." "I was born in Egypt... but I came to the States when I was fourteen years old." "I studied at NYU." " I got my mas" " Yes, yes, yes, yes." "I have it all here." "Your English is beautiful." "What language do you speak with Rashid?" "I don't know who that is." "I've never talked to anyone named Rashid." "So how do you explain these calls?" " What?" " Hmm?" "Um..." "Uh, it must be a--a mistake." "Maybe it's a mix-up." "My name is "El-Ibrahim-ee."" "But, um, sometimes people call me "El-Ibrahim."" "But it's "Ibrahim-ee" with an "i."" " With an "i." "Ibrahim-ee."" " So" "Yes." "Very good." "Rashid Salimi and one El-Ibrahimi, with an "i."" "Don't tell me he didn't call you." "All this info, it's lies." "I don't know." "You never get calls from Egypt?" "No." "Yes." "I mean, yes." "My--My family is in Egypt." " Then they call you." " Of course, they call me." "Of course." "What about?" "Little things." "Uh, family things." "Like what?" "Like, uh..." "Um, like... like my Uncle Yusef." "He called, asking if NYU is a good school... for his...for my cousin." "Yusef who?" "Yusef Abdul Hamid?" "Yes." " Where is he?" " What?" "Your uncle." "Where is your uncle?" "Why?" "Why do you want to talk to my uncle?" "My friend... put yourself in our position." "A criminal named Rashid... has been on a bombing campaign for two years." "In the last few months, suddenly his explosives... are more sophisticated, more deadly." "You are an engineer." "You have the chemical know-how." "We have direct calls to you from a number linked to Rashid." "What are we to think?" "You tell me." "What are we to think?" "It's a mistake." "It's a mistake." "A mistake." "What if I were to tell you that we have a signed confession... from one of Rashid's lieutenants... that you have been aiding them for more than a year?" "Then..." "I'd say you were lying." "Put him in the hole." "Would you like some water?" "Come." "I want to show you something." "They close the fool's hand... around this pressure release trigger." "Pull the pin." "It's like a hand grenade." "You let go, it detonates." "If the bomber changes his mind... they have a shooter who will take him out." "The hand releases." "Boom." "They make it like this... with nails and bolts... for maximum human damage." "This is what killed your friend Dixon." "The work we do is important, Douglas." "It is sacred." "We save lives." "Dixon wasn't my friend." "I let myself in." "Yeah." " Do you mind?" " No." " I gotta get cleaned up." " No, you don't." "Yeah." "Come on." "I, uh..." "Oh." "Douglas." "Talk to me." "What happened today?" "It was a bad day." "What happened?" "That's him." "You see?" "Heading right for me." "The dog." "Is someone trying to stop him?" "Wait, wait." "She's blocking him." "The gunshot..." "Useless." "Is it a boy or a girl?" "Oh, um..." "We wanted to wait." "Well, it sounds like a law-enforcement issue." "Have you spoken to the FBI?" "Yeah." "They never heard of him." "Hmm." "I-l-I don't know how I can help you on this one, Alan." "All right." "What's your involvement with this?" "Uh, she is an old friend." " She outside?" " Mm-hmm." "Uh, you want me to say hello." "I mean, I'd rather not." "No, I'd rather you not." "I got a question." "Shoot." "When the CIA decides to move someone covertly... who gives the order for that?" "Corrine Whitman." "Right." "Thanks." "She comes in here once a week... to brief the Senate Intelligence Committee." "Now, Senator Hawkins is on that committee." "Okay?" "They have a relationship." "I need to be delicate... so let me do the talking." "I don't want her to know you're in the room, okay?" " Okay." " Okay?" " Yeah." " Izzy?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Corrine Whitman's office." "Hello." "Alan Smith, Senator Hawkins' office." "I need to speak with Ms. Whitman." "This is Todd Hamilton, Mrs. Whitman's executive assistant." "Can I ask what this is about?" "Anwar El-Ibrahim." "Please hold." "Mr. Smith?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "Mrs. Whitman is not available." "Generally, or to talk about Mr. El-Ibrahim?" "Please submit your inquiry in writing to her office." "What does that mean?" "CIA calls it "extraordinary rendition."" "It started under Clinton." "The agency wanted to be able to move suspected terrorists... without having to formally apply for extradition." "Now, it's supposed to be used... only under extraordinary circumstances." "But after 9/11, it took on a whole new life." "Basically, the government has authorized the seizure... and transfer of anyone they suspect of being involved... in terrorism to secret prisons outside of the U.S." "Alan, Anwar is not a terrorist." " There's nothing extremist about him." " I know." "He coaches Jeremy's soccer team, for Christ sakes." "What do you mean prison?" "Okay, but there must be some reason... why they would take him." "What reason?" "Did Anwar ever apply for U.S. citizenship?" "No." "But why is that important?" "He has a green card." "He pays his taxes." "Alan, you know him." "In fairness, Izzy, I barely knew him." "You knew him." "Okay." "What I'm asking is that the FBI checks him out." "You have to promise me they're not gonna find... anything unusual." "A meeting he might have attended, all right?" "A friend or an acquaintance that's had some contact... any contact with an extremist group." "Uh, like a mosque he attends?" "Does he-- Does he even attend a mosque?" "You knew him." "He hasn't changed." "Okay." "I know." "I had to ask." "Where were you?" "Fatima, what are you doing here?" "I was worried." "You can't keep missing classes." "I was busy." "You were busy." "Don't." "Are you seeing another girl?" "No." "Then where were you?" " With Omar." " Where?" "At his home." "He has a problem." "I am his friend." "Friend." "I'm sorry." "I have to go." "Now?" "Stay here." "No." "Please... stay with me." "I'm sorry." "Hello?" "Hi." "What did your friend say?" "He's talking to somebody very high up." "He said she probably knows something." "Nuru?" "Yes?" "There's nothing I don't know, is there?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, back in Egypt when... when he was younger." "There's nobody he would've known there with" "What?" "Nothing." " I'm sorry." " Isabella." "I think maybe you should come home... before you put the baby at risk." " We can do things from here." " So tired." "Why did Rashid call you?" "Why did Rashid call you?" "Give him an answer, Anwar." "Give him an answer." "Leave us." "What are you doing?" "It's not working." "He's not giving us any answers." "If he gives no answer... then that's the answer you put in your report." ""He gave no answer. "" "Let me talk to him." "I wanna talk to him." "Ten minutes." "Are you the American?" "Uh-huh." "Why are you here?" "Just explain the phone calls, and we can all go home." "Tell me what to say." "I'll say it." "Do you have a family?" "I asked you a question." "Do you have a family?" "You son of a bitch, why are you here?" "Won't you take this off of me?" "You fucking coward, why don't you" "Explain the phone calls." "Explain the phone calls." "I--I can't." "Is Fatima here?" "There's..." "There's a problem, Abasi." "I don't know where Fatima is." "But she was staying with you." "I went away..." "Away for work." "You left her alone?" "When was the last time you saw her?" "Six days ago." "Six days ago?" "She's been seeing a boy." "She said he was a school friend." "Just a friend." "What's his name?" "I don't know if she's with him." "What's his name?" "Khalid." "Khalid who?" "I don't know his last name." "I'm sorry." "This is Douglas." "Douglas Freeman?" "That's right." "Who is this?" "Corrine Whitman." "Lee Mayers speaks very highly of you." "Oh, thank you." "How are things progressing?" "Uh, he's not cooperating." "Well, that's why he's there... so you can help along." "I don't think that he has any helpful information." "Really?" "Well, I'm told otherwise." "I understand that." "Is your opinion shared by Mr. Fawal?" "Well, Mr. Fawal doesn't care if he gets information." "He-He-He-He'll just keep trying to get information... whether he gets..." " any information or not." " Is this opinion shared by Mr. Fawal?" "No." "No." "I see." "You're new to this, aren't ya?" "This is my first torture." "The United States does not torture, Douglas." "Let me tell you something." "This is how this works." "You worry about getting the information... and I will worry whether the information you get is helpful." "Okay?" "You focus on the job." "FBI and Interpol have nothing." "He's been in and out of the States a dozen times." "Conferences, lecture tours... but Immigration has never had a problem." "Could he be dirty?" "Does it make any difference?" "Hell, yes." "Who's this?" "Sharon Lopez, I think." "Mrs. Lopez, nice to see you." "Thank you so much for your support on the micro loan bill." "My pleasure." "Look, the only point you need to make... is that he's disappeared without any kind of judicial reviews." "So, then you'd like to go public?" "Absolutely." "When this thing breaks, you'll be on the right side of it." "She's here." "Alan, be nice." "Ms. Whitman." "Sorry." "Forgive the interruption." "Alan Smith, Senator Hawkins' office." "Oh." "How is the senator?" "Flush." "Approval's over 60." "Not a contender in sight." "Oh, view must be great from there." "I was wondering if I might have a word with you." "Oh." "Of course." "Um, I'm inquiring about a constituent's husband." " Uh-huh." " Anwar El-Ibrahim." "Does that name sound familiar?" "No." "I'm afraid it doesn't." "Egyptian?" " Mr. Smith?" " Yeah." "I'm afraid that this is not the appropriate time or place..." " to have this conversation." " No, I apologize... but, um, I called your office... and I couldn't get an answer... and I don't really know what I should do." "Well, I gave you my answer." "Name's not familiar to me." "Um, what if the press were to get a hold of this?" "They might say that a dedicated family man, an NYU graduate... has been detained without any charges... without access to a lawyer..." " just swirled away to God knows where." " Darlin'... before you launch into your big speech... why don't you ask your boss... how badly he really does want to stick his neck out... for a terrorist?" "Well, he might for due process." "Maybe I should have a copy of the Constitution... sent to your office." "What are you taking issue with?" "The disappearance of a particular man... or a national security policy?" "You have him." "I didn't say that." "Yeah." "I'll say it." "Mr. El-Ibrahim should be brought back to the U.S." "If he's guilty, try him." "If not, let him go home." "Mm-hmm." "Honey, this is nasty business." "There are upwards of 7,000 people... in central London alive tonight... because of information that we elicited just this way." "So maybe you can put your head on your pillow... and feel proud for saving one man while 7,000 perish." "But I got grandkids in London... so I'm glad I'm doing this job, and you're not." "Unless your grandkid is Anwar El-Ibrahim." "Let me get a copy of the 9/11 Commission report... over to your office in the morning." "You sleep well now." "Khalid." "Smile." "Wait, I want one with Fatima." "Fatima." "Come get in the picture." "Smile." "Brothers and sisters." "Sorry to stop the music." "I just need to make a few points... before the march tomorrow." "Remember, the streets will be lined with police." "We must remain calm." "We will show the world..." "We will show the world that we have had enough." "That we won't take it anymore." "Enough!" "Enough!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" " Khalid!" " Omar!" "Omar!" "The boy's name is Khalid El-Emin." "Khalid El-Emin?" "I got it from the school." "Father's in Paris." "Mother's dead." "His brother, Fadil, had multiple arrests." "We had him for a while." "We let him go?" "He died." "Where's the boy?" "We don't know." "We're trying to find an address for him." "Then why are you standing here like an idiot?" "Go!" "Find him!" "Move!" "Khalid, where are we going?" "Who is it?" "It's Khalid." "They've taken Omar." "Open, open." "They took Omar." "They took Omar." "Go in the kitchen and boil some water." "So we can clean him up." "You should not have brought her here." "What are we going to do about her?" "Leave her out of it." "I'm not going to her house." "You've got to understand, she is not her father." "Then we will do it another way." "They have Omar." "They will make him talk." "Over." "It is over." "Then... we must do it now." "Remember your brother." "Remember your brother." "She called you?" "Yes, she did." "She didn't like the way you approached her in public." "Well, she wouldn't return my calls." "Well, Alan, she's not obliged to." "You have a personal stake in this... so let me show you what she gave me." "For a year, NSA has been tracking calls... from Rashid Salimi." "Last week, a number they say was one of his... was tracked connecting to a cell phone... registered to your guy." " Salimi called Anwar?" " Maybe." "Maybe." "What do you mean "maybe?"" "Did he contact him, or didn't he?" "I said maybe." "You know these guys." "They give away their cell phones." "They switch numbers." "He could have passed the phone to somebody related to Ibrahim." "We don't know." "Or somebody passed it on to somebody... who passed it on to somebody." " Who knows, right?" " Yeah." "Who the fuck knows?" "But there could be a connection." "Now, you wanna bet your career on something... that could go either way?" "I don't." "We got a bill we're trying to get passed." "This business of yours is just gonna muddy things up." "You wanna be the guy who never has to compromise... then go join Amnesty International." "In this business here, to get things done... you gotta give, and you gotta take." "You got it?" "If we're gonna get into a fight about rendition... it's gotta be the right fight at the right time... and it's gotta be a watertight case, and this ain't it!" "But, listen." "I knew Anwar." "Okay?" "He was a solid guy." "We'll, isn't that interesting?" "That's exactly what they said about Mohammad Atta in Hamburg." "You start pushing this thing... they're gonna scream national security... at the top of their lungs... and you and I are gonna be called bin Laden lovers." "You want that?" "I don't!" "Back off!" "I got a meeting." " Good morning." " Morning, Samantha." "Alan, Isabella's here." "Can I get you a hot tea?" "No, I'm okay." "Thank you." " Hi." " Hey." "So, what's happening?" " Uh..." " What do you have?" "Have a seat." "Here." "Want some coffee?" "No." "I can't drink coffee, Alan." "That's right." "What is it?" "What do you have?" "Okay." "You need a lawyer, Izzy." "There is evidence that Anwar has been in contact... with a terrorist group called El-Hazim." "What?" "What evidence?" "It's classified." "Classified." "What does that mean?" "That means that I'm the wrong person... to be looking into this for you." "Alan, I know everything that you're doing for me... and I'm sure this must be hard for you." "I'm not naive." "Maybe I even expected the worst." "But please, please don't let that happen." "Please don't be one of those people who just turns away." "I'm sorry." "There's just nothing else I can do." "What is it they say he's done?" "I don't really know." "You don't know?" "Well, who does know?" "Because I need someone to look me in the eye... and tell me exactly what it is they say he's done." "What has he done, Alan?" "!" "That's the name of a lawyer... who really knows his way around Washington." "You should take it, Izzy." "Isabella." "Tomorrow at 11:00, she'll be here." "Thank you." "Please." "Please!" "Please!" "God!" "No more!" "I want to know what else Rashid is planning." "I want names." "I want addresses." "I want to know about future attacks." "Do you understand?" "I don't know." "If you died here today, right now, who would miss you?" "Your wife would eventually remarry." "Your son would call another man "father."" "Why are you doing this to yourself?" "No, no." "No, no, no, no." "Enough." "Enough." "Enough!" "This is my interrogation." "You observe, Douglas, nothing more." "Put the gag on." " Put the gag on." " No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "He contacted me a year ago." "Who contacted you?" "Rashid." "How?" "He called me... on my cell phone." "What?" "What did he want?" "Information." "What information?" "Chemical composition to increase explosive power." " Did you give him that information?" " Yes." "Did you ever speak with any of his aides?" "Yes." "Names." "Did he pay you?" "How much?" "Forty thousand." "Where is the money?" "I haven't received it yet." "When was he gonna give it to you?" "When I was in South Africa." "Why South Africa?" "I didn't want a large amount of money... being wired to me in America." "Where is the money?" "I don't know." "The courier didn't show up." "Names." "Names." "Hey, it's the man of the hour." " Congratulations, Alan." " Didn't I tell you?" "You beat 'em on this one, huh?" " Yes." " Congratulations." " A great day for us." " Did I tell you?" " You told me." " Congratulations." "Come." "I'm not going to hurt you." "Come." "Where?" "To a bigger cell." "Come." "Do you know what they will do to Omar?" "Do you?" "Douglas, it's 5:00 in the morning." "What is this?" "1990 Egyptian soccer team." " I Googled it." " Okay." "1990 is the year Anwar left Egypt for America." "Those are the men that he said were members... of the El-Hazim Brigade." "It's a fucking soccer team." "This is why you've got me out of bed?" "To show me he's a liar?" "He said that--that Rashid paid him $40,000." " Well, that's a big incentive." " He makes $200,000 a year." "Why would somebody who--who makes $200,000 a year... risk his life and his family for $40,000?" "We have a saying." ""Beat your woman every morning." ""If you don't know why, she does."" "I don't know what that means." "If you don't have the stomach for this... then you should ask to be reassigned." "Douglas, I can't help you." "We have a saying, too." "Do you know Shakespeare?" "Of course, I know Shakespeare." ""l fear you speak upon the rack... where men enforced do speak anything."" "Saeed." "In all the years you've been doing this... how often can you say... that we've produced truly legitimate intelligence?" "Once?" "Twice?" "Ten times?" "I mean, just give me a statistic." "Give me a number." "Give me--Give me a fucking pie chart." "I love pie charts." "Anything." "Anything that outweighs the fact... that if you torture one person... you create ten, a hundred, a thousand new enemies." "What are you doing?" "Those are his release forms." "Yes, I can see that." "I need you to sign them." "We brought him to you." "He's my responsibility." "Now I'm asking you to sign those." "Do you know what this will mean for you?" " Morning." " Good morning, Senator." " Shall we go in?" " Mrs. Whitman." "Yes?" "My name is Isabella El-Ibrahimi." "I'm sorry." "My husband is Anwar El-Ibrahimi." "Please, just tell me where he is." "Please just let me talk to him." "I have no information on your husband, Mrs. Ibrahim." "Ma'am, I have a son." "He's six years old." "What do I tell our son?" "I'm very sorry for your distress." "I wish I could help you with your problem... but I simply cannot." "My problem?" " My problem?" "!" " Young lady, if you'll just leave..." " your name and information" " You have my name." "You have my home address." "You have my phone number." " You have everything." " Let's go." "You have my husband!" "Please don't walk away from me!" "Just tell me where he is!" " Ma'am." " Just tell me he's okay!" " Ma'am." " Just--Stop!" "Take your hands off me." "God damn it." "Oh!" "Are you okay?" " Hello." " Hey, it's me." "Douglas?" "I'm sorry to call you so early." "I need your help." "Okay, can you meet me at my place in an hour?" "Okay." "Thanks." "Hello." "Sorry to wake you, sir." "We have someone who knows your daughter." "Omar Adnan." "He was arrested by the riot squad last week." "He knows where the boy lives." "Khalid?" "We're releasing El-Ibrahimi." "Tell them I'm coming down." "Hey." "Put on the clothes." "We're leaving." "Put on the clothes." "Come on." "I do this in memory of my brother." "Come on." "Wait." "Okay." "I want you to keep moving." " I just want you to keep walking, okay?" " No, no" "Just keep walking." "You do what I say." "Keep walking." "I gave you the release forms, okay?" "They're signed by the Minister of the Interior." "Now, open the gate." " Mr. Abasi" " Open the gate!" "They overload these donkeys and cause accidents." "Chaos." "Tea, please." "Okay." "Ahmid, what's goin' on?" "Accident, sir." "Fuckin' traffic, man." "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Why is he stopping?" "Please, he's my father." "Khalid, please." "Please." "Please." "He's not going to do it." "Take him out." "Take him out." "Khalid!" "Khalid!" "Let's go, huh?" "Come on." "Come on." "When did he die?" "God's will." "When?" "A week ago." "They were just children." "Yes." "Is this The Washington Post?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll hold." " Did you get that stuff?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Um, could you connect me to Editorial, please?" "Here's your passport and green card." "Captain's name is Walna." "He'll take you to Malaga... then you'll fly to Madrid, connect to Chicago." "Don't talk to anybody." "Don't say anything until you're back in the States." "Get on the boat." "Go." "Go!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "I just got a call from the consulate." "Do you have him?" "No." "What do you mean no?" "!" "Where the fuck is he?" "!" "Douglas, listen to me!" "You are making a big mistake here!" "And whatever it is that you think you're doing, stop now." "Douglas, lis" "I hear you." "I have to call you back." "I didn't know if I should answer it." "It's all right." "I'm going to get it." "I don't want that." "Corrine Whitman." "Hi, Daddy." "Hi there." "Subtitles extracted by LeapinLar"