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"How about a ride, mister?" "Jennifer." "Man, are you a sight for sore eyes." "Let me look at you." "Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week." "I haven't." "Are you okay?" "Is everything all right?" "Yeah." "Everything's great." "Marty!" "You've got to come back with me." "Where?" "Back to the future." "Wait a minute." "What are you doing, Doc?" "I need fuel." "Go ahead." "Quick." "Get in the car." "No." "Look, Doc, I just got here." "Jennifer's here." "We're going to take the new truck for a spin." "Bring her along." "This concerns her, too." "Wait a minute." "What are you talking about?" "What happens to us in the future?" "Do we become assholes or something?" "No." "You and Jennifer both turn out fine." "It's your kids, Marty." "Something's got to be done about them." "Doc, you better back up." "We don't have enough road to get up to 88." "Roads?" "Where we're going, we don't need roads." "Say, Marty!" "Marty, I wanted to show you these new matchbooks for my auto detailing I had printed up." "A flying DeLorean?" "What the hell is going on here?" "What the hell was that?" "Taxicab." "Taxicab?" "I thought we were flying." "Precisely." "All right, Doc." "What's going on?" "Where are we?" "When are we?" "We're descending toward Hill Valley, California at 4:29 p.m on Wednesday, October 21, 2015." "2015?" "You mean we're in the future." "What do you mean?" "How can we be in the future?" "Jennifer" "I don't know how to tell you this, but you're in a time machine." "And this is the year 2015?" "October 21, 2015." "God, so, like, you weren't kidding." "Marty, we can actually see our future." "You said we were married, right?" "Yeah Yeah?" "Was it a big wedding?" "We're going to see our wedding!" "Wow." "I'll see my wedding dress." "Wow." "I wonder where we live." "I bet it's a big house with lots of kids." "How many kids" "Doc!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Relax." "It's a sleep-inducing alpha rhythm generator." "No one should know too much about their future." "When she wakes up, she'll think it was a dream." "What did you bring her for?" "I had to do something." "She saw the time machine." "I couldn't leave her with that information." "Don't worry." "She's not essential to my plan." "Well, you're the doc, Doc." "Here's our exit." "You've got to get out and change clothes." "Right now?" "It's pouring rain." "Wait five more seconds." "Right on the tick." "Amazing." "Absolutely amazing." "Too bad the post office isn't as efficient as the weather service." "Excuse the disguise, but I was afraid you wouldn't recognize me." "I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul." "Took out some wrinkles, did a hair repair, changed the blood added 30 or 40 years to my life." "They also replaced my spleen and colon." "What do you think?" "You look great, Doc." "The future." "Unbelievable." "I got to check this out, Doc." "All in good time." "We're on a tight schedule." "Tell me about my future." "Do I become, like, a rich rock star?" "No one should know too much about their destiny." "I am rich, though, right?" "Marty, please, take off your shirt." "Put on the jacket and the shoes." "Got a mission to accomplish." "Precisely on schedule." "Power laces." "All right." "This thing doesn't fit." "Size-adjusting fit." "Pull out your pants pockets." "All kids here wear their pants inside out." "Put on this cap." "Perfect." "You're the spitting image of your future son." "What?" "Help me move Jennifer over here." "So what's the deal?" "Grab her feet." "Okay, now what?" "In exactly two minutes, you go around the corner into the Cafe '80s." "Cafe '80s?" "It's one of those nostalgia places, but not done well." "Go in and order a Pepsi." "Here's $50." "Wait for a guy named Griff." "Right." "Griff." "Griff's going to ask about tonight." "Are you in or out?" "Tell him you are out." "Whatever he says, say no, you're not interested." "Then leave, come back here and wait for me." "Don't talk to anyone." "Don't touch anything." "Don't do anything." "Don't interact with anyone and try not to look at anything." "I don't get it." "You said this had to do with my kids." "Look what happens to your son." "My son?" "God, he looks just like me." ""Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFIy Jr was tried, convicted, and sentenced to 15 years in the state penitentiary"?" "Within two hours?" "The justice system works swiftly now that they've abolished lawyers." "This is heavy." "It gets worse." "Your daughter tries to break him out and gets sent up for 20 years." "My daughter." "I have a daughter?" "This one event starts a chain reaction that completely destroys your entire family." "Doc, this date This is tomorrow's newspaper." "Precisely." "I already went further ahead into time to see what else happens." "I backtracked everything to this one event." "We're here to prevent this event from happening." "Damn!" "I'm late!" "Where are you going now?" "To intercept the real Marty Jr." "You're taking his place." "The Cafe '80s, guy named Griff, just say no!" "What about Jennifer?" "We can't just leave her here." "She'll be safe." "It'll just be for a few minutes." "Marty, be careful." "That Griff has a few short circuits in his bionic implants." "The future." "Welcome to Texaco." "You can trust your car to the system with the star." "Checking oil." "Checking landing gear." "Shark still looks fake." "Hi, friends." "Goldie Wilson llI for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems." "You know, when my grandpa was mayor of Hill Valley he had to worry about traffic problems but now you don't have to worry about traffic." "I'll hover-convert your old road car into a skyway flier for only $39,999.95." "So come on down and see me" "Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations." "Remember, Keep 'Em Flying." "It's got a hot salsa, avocados cilantro mixed with your choice of beans, chicken beef or pork." "Waiter." "Waiter." "Welcome to the Cafe '80s where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoon." "Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi." "Have the hostage special!" "Cajun style." "The hostage special!" "You must have the hostage special!" "All I want is a Pepsi." "McFIy!" "Yeah." "I seen you around." "You're Marty McFIy's kid, aren't you?" "Biff?" "You're Marty Jr." "Tough break, kid." "Must be rough being named after a complete butthead." "What's that mean?" "Hello." "Hello." "Anybody home?" "Think, McFIy, think!" "Your old man?" "Mr. Loser?" "What?" "That's right." "Loser with a capital "L"." "Look, I happen to know George McFIy is" "I'm not talking about George McFIy." "I'm talking about his kid." "Your old man, Marty McFIy Sr.?" "The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet." "I did?" "I mean, he did?" "Hey, Gramps" "I told you two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" "I just put the second coat on last week." "With your eyes closed?" "Are you two related?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Anybody home?" "You think Griff called me Grandpa for his health?" "He's Griff?" "Gramps!" "What the hell am I paying you for?" "Kid, say hello to your grandma for me." "Get out of there, Gramps." "Take it easy!" "And McFIy, don't go anywhere!" "You're next!" "This is a video game." "I got it working." "My dad taught me about these." "It is Wild Gunman." "How do you play this thing?" "I'll show you, kid." "I'm a crack shot at this." "You mean you have to use your hands?" "That's like a baby's toy." "Baby's toy?" "Pepsi Perfect." "Damn!" "Pepsi." "McFIy!" "I thought I told you to stay in here!" "Guys, how's it going?" "McFIy!" "Yeah?" "McFIy!" "What?" "Your shoe's unbelted." "So, McFIy, have you made a decision about tonight's opportunity?" "Yeah, Griff." "I was thinking about how I'm not sure because it might be dangerous." "What's wrong, McFIy?" "You got no scrote?" "He's a complete wimp." "What's it going to be, McFIy?" "Are you in or out?" "I just, I'm not sure that I should." "I should discuss it with my father." "Your father?" "Wrong answer, McFIy!" "You lose!" "Okay, Griff, I'll do it." "Whatever you say." "Stay down and shut up." "Keep pedaling, you two!" "Now let's hear the right answer." "Well!" "Since when did you become the physical type?" "The answer's no, Griff." "No?" "What are you, deaf and stupid?" "I said no!" "What's wrong, McFIy?" "Chicken?" "What did you call me, Griff?" "Chicken, McFIy!" "Nobody calls me chicken." "All right, punk!" "Look!" "Stop!" "Little girl, little girl." "Stop." "Look, I need to borrow your "hoverboard"." "Where is he?" "Here." "There!" "He's on a hoverboard." "Get the boards!" "Get McFIy!" "Get him!" "Yeah, we got him!" "There's something very familiar about all this." "McFIy, you bojo!" "Those boards don't work on water!" "Unless you've got power!" "Hook on!" "Batter up!" "Holy shit!" "Buttheads." "Drying mode on." "Jacket drying." "Your jacket is now dry." "Hey, kid." "Hey, little girl, thanks." "Keep it." "I got a Pit Bull now." "Come on." "Save the clock tower!" "Throw in $100 and help save the clock tower." "Sorry, no." "That's an important historical landmark!" "Some other time." "Lightning struck that thing 60 years ago." "Wait a minute." "Cubs win World Series" "Against Miami?" "Yeah, it's something, huh?" "Who would've thought?" "100-1 shot!" "I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season bet on the Cubs." "I just meant Miami" "What did you just say?" "I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, bet on the Cubbies!" "This has an interesting feature." "It has a dust jacket." "Books had these to protect the covers." "That was before dust-repellent paper." "If you're interested in dust, we have something from the 1980s called a Dustbuster." "I can't lose." "Up here!" "Doc, what's going on?" "Stand by." "I'll park over there." "Yeah, all right." "Hey, right on time." "Flying DeLorean?" "I haven't seen one in 30 years." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Sorry." "I'm walking here!" "I'm walking here!" "What the hell?" "Don't drive trank, low-res scuzzball!" "Two of them?" "I left him in a suspended animation kennel." "Einstein never knew I was gone!" "Marty!" "What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?" "Doc, my kid showed up." "All hell broke loose." "Your kid?" "Great Scott, I was afraid of this." "I used it on Jennifer." "There wasn't enough power left to knock your son out for a full hour." "Doc, Doc, look at this!" "It's changing." "I was framed!" "Yes!" "Yes, of course!" "Because this hoverboard incident occurred, Griff goes to jail." "Your son won't go with him tonight." "That robbery won't take place!" "History, future history, has been altered, and this is proof!" "We've succeeded, not as planned, but no matter." "Let's get Jennifer and go home!" "Hi, Einie." "Hi, buddy." "What's this?" "A souvenir." ""50 years of sports statistics"."" "Hardly recreational reading material." "Doc, what's the harm in bringing back some info on the future?" "We could place some bets." "I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain!" "The intent is to gain a clearer perception of humanity." "Our past, our future, the pitfalls, the possibilities the perils, and the promise." "Perhaps an answer to that universal question, "Why?"" "I'm all for that." "What's wrong with making a few bucks on the side?" "I am going to put this in the trash." "Great Scott!" "McFIy, Jennifer Jane Parker, 3793 Oakhurst Street" "Hilldale, age 47." "47?" "That's a hell of a good face-lift!" "What's happening?" "They used her thumbprint to assess her ID." "Since thumbprints never change, they assume she's the future Jennifer." "We got to stop them." "How?" "Tell them we're time travelers?" "They'd have us committed." "She's clean." "We take her home." "To Hilldale?" "We won't get there before dark." "They're taking her to your future home!" "We'll arrive shortly thereafter, get her, and return to 1985." "I'll see where I live." "See myself as an old man?" "No, that could result in Great Scott!" "Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self!" "The consequences could be disastrous!" "What do you mean?" "I foresee two possibilities." "One, seeing herself 30 years older would put her into shock, and she'd pass out or two, the encounter could create a time paradox and cause a chain reaction that would unravel the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe!" "Granted, that's a worst-case scenario." "The destruction might be localized, limited to our own galaxy." "Well, that's a relief." "Let's go and find Jennifer before she finds herself." "The skyway's jammed." "It'll take forever to get there." "And this stays here!" "I didn't invent the time machine to win at gambling, but to travel through time!" "I know." "So, Doc Brown invented a time machine." "Hilldale." "Nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos, and zipheads." "Yeah, they ought to tear this whole place down." "Welcome home, Jennifer." "You got a little tranked, but I think you can walk." "Ma'am, you should reprogram." "It's dangerous in the dark." "Lights on?" "Yes." "Now, look." "Just take it easy, and you'll be fine." "And be careful in the future." "The future?" "Have a nice day, Mrs. McFIy." "Broadcasting beautiful views 24 hours a day." "You're tuned to the Scenery Channel." "I'm in the future." "I get married in the Chapel O Love?" "Mom?" "Mom, is that you?" "I got to get out of here!" "Mom!" "Mom?" "Mom, is that you?" "Grandma!" "Sweetheart!" "Hi!" "What happened to Grandpa?" "He threw his back out again." "How's Granddad's little pumpkin?" "How did you do that?" "Out on the golf course." "Are your folks home yet?" "I brought pizza!" "Who's going to eat all that?" "I will." "Damn this traffic!" "Jennifer, old Jennifer gets home around now." "I hope we're not too late." "What is it?" "What's the matter, Doc?" "I thought I saw a taxi." "I thought it was following us." "I can't believe this window's still broken." "When the repairman called Daddy a chicken" "Daddy threw him out of the house." "Now nobody will fix it." "Look how worn out this is." "Your father's biggest problem is that he loses all self-control when someone calls him chicken." "How often have we heard it?" ""Mom, I can't let him think I'm chicken"." "You're right." "Well, you're right!" "About 30 years ago, your father tried to prove he wasn't chicken." "He ended up in an automobile accident." "With the Rolls-Royce?" "Automobile accident." "All right, Einie, let's find Jennifer." "I live in Hilldale?" "This is great!" "Stay here, change clothes." "If I need you, I'll holler." "I want to check out my house." "We can't risk you running into your older self." "Einie, let's go." "Hilldale." "This is bitchin'." "One, seven, four point five zero." "That will be $174.50." "Here." "Be careful in this neighborhood." "Where's my receipt?" "Right here." "How about a tip?" "That accident caused a chain reaction, sending Marty's life down the tubes." "Otherwise, your father's life would have turned out differently." "The man wouldn't have pressed charges" "Marty wouldn't have broken his hand, given up on his music and spent years feeling sorry for himself." "Hey, Mom, nice pants." "The reason your mother married him" "Mom?" "Turn off." "I want channels 18, 24, 63, 109, 87, and the Weather Channel." "Bringing you the world's weather 24 hours a day." "Weather conditions remain the same" "Board-certified implant surgeons" "Welcome home, Marty." "Dad's home." "That's right." "He's home." "Dad's home." "Lord of the manor." "Hello." "King of the castle." "Hello." "What the hell is this?" "Lithium mode on." "Yeah." "That's better." "Damned kids." "Hey, Son." "Watching a little TV for a change?" "Son of a" "I'm hungry." "Just wait your turn." "When it's ready, shove it in my mouth." "Don't you be a smart-ass." "Hey!" "The Atrocity Channel." "Hydrate level 4, please." "Is it ready?" "Here you go." "Mom, you sure can hydrate a pizza." "I'm sorry." "I missed that whole thing." "I'm just worried about Jennifer." "Why isn't she home?" "I'm not sure where Jennifer is, Mom." "She should have been home hours ago." "I can't keep track- Fruit!" "Fruit, please." "She's in one of those moods." "Aren't you and her getting along?" "Yeah." "Great, Mom." "We're like a couple of teenagers." "Dad, telephone." "It's Needles." "Dad, it's for you." "All right." "Well, I'll take that in the den." "Retract." "Hello." "In here, please." "Hey, the big M." "How's it hanging, McFIy?" "Hey, Needles." "Needles?" "Did you look at my little business proposal?" "I don't know." "Why are you worried?" "If this works, your financial problems are solved." "And if it doesn't work, Needles, I could get fired." "It's illegal." "I mean, what if the Jits is monitoring?" "The Jits will never find out." "God." "Come on." "Stick your card in the slot, and I'll handle it." "Unless you want everyone in the division to think you're chicken." "Nobody calls me chicken, Needles." "Nobody!" "All right." "Prove it." "All right." "All right, Needles." "Here's my card." "Scan it." "I'm in." "Thanks, McFIy." "I'll see you at the plant tomorrow." "Shit." "McFIy!" "Fujitsu-san." "McFIy" "I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced." "You are terminated!" "Terminated." "No!" "It wasn't my fault, sir." "Needles was behind it." "And you cooperated." "It was a sting operation." "I was setting him up." "Read my fax!" "No!" "Please!" "I cannot be fired." "I'm fired." "This is heavy." "What am I going to tell Jennifer?" "Jennifer." "Jennifer." "Doc." "Am I glad to see you." "Go out the front door." "I'll meet you there." "But it doesn't open." "There's no doorknob." "Press your thumb to the plate." "What plate?" "What does this fax mean?" "Mom." "It's a joke, an office joke." "It's a joke fax." "I heard you yell." "Calm down." "I wasn't yelling." "Needles and I were just joking." "Welcome home, Jennifer." "Lost my job, Mom?" "Get out of town." "I'm young!" "I'm old!" "Marty!" "Marty!" "Marty, come quick!" "Quick!" "She encountered her older self and went into shock." "She'll be fine." "Let's get her back to 1985." "Then I'll destroy the time machine." "Destroy it?" "What about that stuff about humanity and where we're going?" "The risks are too great, as this incident proves." "And I was behaving responsibly." "Imagine if the time machine fell into the wrong hands?" "My only regret is that I'll never get a chance to visit my favorite historical era the Old West." "But time traveling is just too dangerous." "Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe:" "Women." "Marty, Einie, brace yourselves for temporal displacement." "Did we make it?" "Are we back?" "We're back." "Let's put her in the swing." "You can return in your truck and wake her." "When she awakens here in her own house you can convince her it was a dream." "We're just leaving her here?" "Disorientation will help convince her it was a dream." "How long will she be out?" "I'm not quite sure." "She received quite a shock." "Could be a few minutes, probably a couple of hours." "You better bring smelling salts." "You're the doc, Doc." "Come on." "Let's go, Einie." "Don't worry." "She'll be fine." "I don't remember bars being on these windows." "If you need me, I'll be in my lab dismantling this thing." "Right." "What the hell?" "Wait a minute." "What are you doing in my room?" "Rape!" "Mom!" "Okay." "Okay." "Dad, help!" "Freeze, sucker!" "I don't want any trouble." "You got trouble now, you piece of trash." "What are you doing here?" "I'm in the wrong house." "You got that right, you son of a" "Look." "I made a mistake." "Damned right you made a mistake!" "I'm going to tear your ass up!" "That's right." "You keep running, sucker!" "Tell that realty company that I ain't selling!" "We won't be terrorized!" "This has got to be the wrong year." "1985?" "It can't be." "Drop it." "So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my papers." "Mr. Strickland." "Mr. Strickland." "It's me, sir." "Marty." "Who?" "Martin McFIy." "Don't you know me from school?" "I've never seen you before in my life, but you look like a slacker." "Yeah, that's right." "I am a slacker." "You gave me detention last week." "The school burned down six years ago." "You have three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact." "One." "I just want to know what's going on." "Two." "Strickland!" "Yeah!" "Eat lead, slackers!" "Watch where you're going, crazy drunk pedestrian." "Red." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum." "Dedicated to Hill Valley's number one citizen and America's greatest living folk hero the one and only Biff Tannen." "Of course we've all heard the legend, but who is the man?" "Inside you'll learn how Biff became one of the richest men in America." "Learn the amazing history of the Tannen family starting with his grandfather Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen fastest gun in the West." "See Biff's humble beginnings and how a trip to the racetrack on his 21st birthday made him a millionaire overnight." "Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak that earned him the nickname "The Luckiest Man on Earth."" "Learn how Biff parlayed that lucky winning streak into the vast empire called Biffco." "Discover how in 1979" "Biff successfully lobbied to legalize gambling and turned Hill Valley's dilapidated courthouse into a beautiful casino hotel." "I just want to say one thing:" "God bless America!" "Meet the women who shared his passion as he searched for true love and relive Biff's happiest moment as in 1973 he realized his romantic dream by marrying his high school sweetheart Lorraine Baines McFIy." "Third time's the charm." "No!" "No!" "Come with us upstairs." "Let me go." "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." "The easy way." "Mom?" "Mom, is that you?" "Just relax, Marty." "You've been asleep for almost two hours." "I had a horrible nightmare." "It was terrible." "Well, you're safe and sound now, back on the good old 27th floor." "27th floor!" "Mom?" "Mom, that can't be you." "Well, yes, it's me, Marty." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "It's just that you're so You're so big." "Everything's going to be fine, Marty." "Are you hungry?" "I can call room service." "Room service?" "Lorraine!" "Oh, my God." "It's your father." "My father?" "You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you son of a bitch!" "My father!" "You got kicked out of another boarding school?" "Do you know how much dough I've blown on your no-good kids?" "What the hell do you care?" "We can afford it." "The least we can do with that money is provide a better life for our children." "Hold on." "Let's get this straight." "Marty is your kid, not mine." "All the world's money wouldn't help that lazy bum." "Stop it, Biff." "Just stop it." "Look at him." "He's a butthead, just like his old man was." "Don't you dare speak that way about George." "You're not even half the man he was." "You son of a bitch!" "Always the little hothead?" "You want to take a poke at me?" "You want to take a poke at me?" "Damn it, Biff." "That's it." "I'm leaving." "So go ahead." "Think about this, Lorraine!" "Who's going to pay for your clothes?" "And your jewelry and liquor?" "Who's going to pay for your cosmetic surgery?" "You were the one who wanted me to get these things." "If you want them back, you can have them." "Look, Lorraine." "You leave and I won't only cut off you, I'll cut off your kids." "You wouldn't." "Wouldn't I?" "First your daughter Linda." "I'll cancel all her credit cards." "She'll settle her debts with the bank herself." "I'll have your idiot son Dave's probation revoked." "And as for Marty maybe you'd like to have all of your kids behind bars just like your brother Joey." "One big happy jailbird family." "All right, Biff." "You win." "I'll stay." "As for you, I'll be back up here in an hour, so you better not be." "He was right, and I was wrong." "Mom!" "Mom, what're you saying?" "You're actually defending him." "I had it coming." "He's my husband, and he takes care of all of us and he deserves our respect." "Respect?" "Your husband!" "How could he be your husband?" "How could you leave Dad for him?" "Leave Dad?" "Marty, are you feeling all right?" "No, I'm not feeling all right!" "I don't understand what's going on here." "Why nobody can give me a simple, straight answer." "They must have hit you over the head hard this time." "Mom, I just want to know one thing." "Where's my father?" "Where's George McFIy?" "Marty." "George, your father, is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years." "Oak Park Cemetery." "No." "No!" "This can't be happening!" ""March 15, 1973"." "No!" "Please, God, no!" "No, please, God." "Please, God, no." "This can't be happening." "This can't be happening." "This can't be" "I'm afraid it is happening." "All of it." "Doc!" "When I learned about your father, I figured you'd come here." "Then you know what happened to him?" "Do you know what happened" "March 15, 1973?" "Yes, Marty." "I know." "I went to the public library to make sense of the madness." "The place was boarded up." "I broke in and borrowed newspapers." "I don't get it, Doc." "How can all this be happening?" "It's like we're in Hell or something." "No, it's Hill Valley, although I can't imagine Hell being much worse." "Einie." "I'm sorry, boy." "The lab is an awful, awful mess." "Attaboy." "Obviously, the time continuum has been disrupted creating this new temporal event sequence resulting in this alternate reality." "English, Doc." "Here, here, here." "Let me illustrate." "Imagine that this line represents time." "Here's the present, 1985, the future, and the past." "Prior to this point in time, somewhere in the past the time line skewed into this tangent creating an alternate 1985." "Alternate to you, me, and Einstein but reality for everyone else." "Recognize this?" "It's the bag the sports book came in." "I know, because the receipt was still inside." "I found them in the time machine, along with this." "It's the top of Biff's cane." "I mean old Biff, from the future." "Correct." "It was in the time machine because Biff was in the time machine with the Sports Almanac." "Holy shit." "You see, while we were in the future" "Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time and gave the book to himself at some point in the past." "Look." "It says right here that Biff made his first $1,000,000 betting on a horserace in 1958." "He wasn't just lucky." "He knew, because he had the race results in the Sports Almanac." "That's how he made his entire fortune." "Look at his pocket with a magnifying glass." "The Almanac." "Son of a bitch stole my idea." "He must have been listening when I" "It's my fault." "The whole thing is my fault." "If I hadn't bought that damn book none of this would have happened." "It's all in the past." "The future." "Whatever." "It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be misused and why the time machine must be destroyed after we straighten all of this out." "Right." "So we go back to the future and we stop Biff from stealing the time machine." "We can't, because if we travel into the future from this point in time it will be the future of this reality in which Biff is corrupt and powerful and married to your mother, and in which" "this has happened to me." "No." "Our only chance to repair the present is in the past at the point where the time line skewed into this tangent." "In order to put the universe back as we remember it and get back to our reality, we have to find out the exact date and the specific circumstances of how, where, and when young Biff got his hands on that "Sports Almanac."" "I'll ask him." "Bulletproof vest!" "Great flick!" "Great frigging flick!" "The guy is brilliant." "What the hell's going" "What the hell are you doing in here?" "Party's over, Biff." "Sorry, ladies." "How did you get past my security downstairs?" "There's a matter we need to talk about." "Yeah." "Money, right?" "Well, forget it." "No." "Not money." "Gray's Sports Almanac." "You heard him, girls." "Party's over." "Start talking, kid." "What else do you know about that book?" "First you tell me how you got it." "How, where, and when." "All right." "Take a seat." "Sit down!" "November 12, 1955." "That was when." "November 12, 1955." "That was the date I went back" "That was the date of the famous Hill Valley lightning storm." "You know your history." "Very good." "I'll never forget that Saturday." "I'd picked my car up from the shop because I'd rolled it in a drag race." "I thought you crashed into a manure truck." "How do you know about that?" "My father told me about it." "Your father?" "Before he died." "Yeah." "Right." "So there I was, minding my own business." "This crazy old codger with a cane shows up." "He says he's my distant relative." "I don't see any resemblance." "So he says, "How would you like to be rich?"" "So I said, "Sure"." "So he lays this book on me." "He says this book will tell me the outcome of every sporting event this century." "All I have to do is bet on the winner and I'll never lose." "So I said, "What's the catch?" He says, "No catch." "Just keep it a secret"." "After that, he disappeared." "I never saw him again." "He told me one more thing." "He said, "Someday a crazy, wild-eyed scientist" ""or a kid may show up asking about that book." ""And if that ever happens" "Funny." "I never thought it would be you." "Biff, you're forgetting one thing." "What the hell is that?" "You're dead, you little son of a bitch!" "There he is!" "Wait, kid!" "Hurry!" "There he is!" "Go ahead, kid." "Jump." "A suicide will be nice and neat." "What if I don't?" "Lead poisoning." "What about the police, Biff?" "They're going to match the bullet with that gun." "Kid, I own the police." "Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man." "You son of a" "I suppose it's poetic justice." "Two McFIys with the same gun." "Idiot." "What the hell" "Nice job, Doc!" "You're not going to believe this." "We've got to go back to 1955." "I don't believe it." "That's right, Doc." "November 12, 1955." "Unbelievable that old Biff could've chosen that particular date." "It could mean that that point in time contains some cosmic significance as if it were the temporal junction point of the entire space-time continuum or it could just be an amazing coincidence." "Damn!" "Got to fix that thing." "All right." "Time circuits on." "What do you mean, time circuits on?" "Doc, we're not going back now." "What about Jennifer?" "What about Einstein?" "We can't leave them." "Don't worry." "Assuming we succeed on our mission this alternate 1985 will be changed into the real 1985 instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie." "Jennifer and Einie will be fine." "They'll have no memory of this horrible place." "Doc." "What if we don't succeed?" "We must succeed." "This is heavy, Doc." "It's like I was here yesterday." "You were here yesterday, Marty." "Amazing, isn't it?" "Sunrise should be in about 22 minutes." "You go into town." "Track down young Biff and tail him." "Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac." "Above all you must not interfere." "Let old Biff believe he's succeeded so he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean to the future." "Right." "Once old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that you can." "Remember, our futures depend on this." "You don't have to remind me of that." "Here's some binoculars and a walkie-talkie to keep in contact." "I'll stay and repair the short in the time circuit." "That way, we don't risk anyone else stealing the time machine and I won't risk accidentally running into my other self." "Other self?" "Yes." "There are now two of me here and there are two of you here." "The other me is the Dr. Emmett Brown from 1955." "The other me that helps the other you get back to 1985." "Remember the lightning bolt at the clock tower?" "That doesn't happen until tonight." "Be careful not to run into your other self." "Let me give you some money." "Have to be prepared for all monetary possibilities." "Get yourself some '50s clothes." "Check, Doc." "Something inconspicuous." "Doc." "Come in." "This is Marty." "Over." "Roger, this is Doc." "Are you there?" "Yeah, Doc." "I'm at the address." "It's the only Tannen in the book, but I don't think this is Biff's house." "It looks like an old lady lives here." "Biff!" "Yeah." "Where are you going, Biff?" "I'm going to get my car, Grandma." "When are you coming back?" "I want you to rub my toes." "Shut up, you old bag." "Give us our ball back." "What ball?" "That ball!" "What are you talking about?" "Give us our ball!" "Ball?" "Is this your ball?" "Yeah!" "You want it back?" "Yeah." "Go get it." "Doc, it is Biff's house." "I'm on him." "Over." "She's all fixed up, but I couldn't get her started." "Got a kill switch?" "You just need the right touch." "Nobody can start this car but me." "The bill comes to $302.57." "$300?" "$300 for a couple of dents?" "That's bullshit." "It was horseshit." "The whole car was horseshit." "Jones wanted $80 to haul it away." "I bet he resold it." "I got to get something." "You want something?" "You can call Jones and if he wants to give you a refund" "$300!" "If I catch the guy that caused this I'll break his neck." "The manure." "I remember that." "4 cans of Valvoline." "4 cans for a $300 job?" "I can't have lunch in there." "Makes me nauseous." "I should get a case for $300." "It smells worse than the bathroom." "The stench is never going to go away, Biff." "Last time I do you a favor." "Last time." "It's perfect, Lorraine." "You're going to look so good!" "You're going to look" "Look at what we have here." "Nice dress, Lorraine." "Although I think you'd look better wearing nothing." "Take a long walk off a short pier." "There's that dance at school tonight." "Now that my car's fixed" "I'll give you the honor of going with the best-looking guy in school." "I'm busy." "Doing what?" "Washing my hair." "That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship." "Screen door on a submarine, you dork." "Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance." "Who?" "That bug George McFIy?" "I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay?" "Calvin Klein?" "No, it's not okay." "You're going with me, understand?" "Get your cooties off me!" "When will you get it through your skull?" "You're my girl." "I wouldn't be your girl even if you had a million dollars!" "Yes, you will!" "It's you and me, Lorraine." "Watch it!" "It's meant to be." "I'm going to marry you someday, Lorraine." "Someday you'll be my wife!" "You always did have a way with women." "Get the hell out of my car, old man." "You want to marry that girl?" "I can help make it happen." "Who are you, Miss Lonely-hearts?" "Just get in the car, butthead." "Who are you calling butthead, butthead?" "How did you do that?" "Nobody can start this car but me." "Get in the car, Tannen." "Today's your lucky day." "Watch where you're driving, old man." "If you dent this car, I'll kill you." "This cost me $300!" "Would you shut up about the car?" "How do you know where I live?" "Let's just say we're related, Biff." "That being the case, I got a present for you." "Something that'll make you rich." "You want to be rich, don't you?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Right." "That's rich." "You're going to make me rich?" "You see this book?" "This book tells the future." "Tells the results of every major sports event till the end of this century." "Football, baseball, horseraces, boxing." "The information in here is worth millions, and I'm giving it to you." "That's very nice." "Thank you very much." "Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?" "It's leave, you idiot." "Make like a tree and leave." "You sound like a fool when you say it wrong." "All right, leave." "And take your book with you." "Don't you get it?" "You could make a fortune with this book." "Let me show you." "UCLA trails 17-16." "It's 4th and 11 with only 18 seconds left of this game." "I'd say it's all over for UCLA." "Bet you a million bucks UCLA wins it 19-17." "What are you, deaf?" "It's over." "You lost." "Yeah?" "Here comes Decker with the kick." "It's up and looks good." "Ball's in the clear." "Field goall UCLA wins 19-17." "Listen to that Coliseum crowd go wild." "Jim Decker" "All right." "What's the gag?" "How did you know what the score would be?" "I told you, it's in this book." "All you got to do is bet on the winner, and you'll never lose." "All right." "I'll take a look at it." "You damn fool!" "Never leave this book laying around." "Don't you have a safe?" "No, you don't have a safe." "Get a safe." "Keep it locked up." "Until then, keep it on you." "What are you doing?" "Don't tell anybody, either." "There's one more thing." "One day, a kid or a crazy old man who claims to be a scientist is going to come around asking" "I'm trapped." "Doc." "Doc, come in." "What's the report?" "Biff's gone." "He's got the book." "I'm locked in Biff's garage." "Get me the hell out of here." "I'm at 1809 Mason Street." "I can't take the DeLorean." "Don't worry." "Somehow I'll get there." "Doc, wait a minute." "Doc." "Doc." "Perfect." "Biff!" "Where are you going now?" "I told you, Grandma, I'm going to the dance." "When you coming home?" "The dance." "I'll get home when I get home." "Don't forget to turn out the garage light." "Marty." "Marty!" "Marty." "Marty, Marty." "Damn!" "Where is that kid?" "Doc." "Doc, come in." "Come in, Doc." "Marty!" "Come in." "Doc." "Marty." "My" "Great Scott." "My God." "Doc, Doc, come in." "Marty, what happened?" "You weren't at Biff's house." "I'm in Biff's car, heading for the Enchantment Under The Sea dance." "We may have to abort this entire plan." "It's getting much too dangerous." "The book's on his dashboard." "I'll grab it when we arrive." "You must be careful not to run into your other self." "My other self?" "Yes." "Remember your mother is at that exact same dance with you." "Right." "This could get heavy, Doc." "Heavy, heavy." "Whatever happens, don't let your other self see you!" "The consequences could be disastrous." "Excuse me, sir." "Yes, you with the hat." "Who, me?" "Yes." "Be a pal and hand me a five-eighths inch wrench from the toolbox." "Five-eighths?" "Don't you mean three-quarters?" "Why, you're right." "I presume you're conducting some sort of weather experiment." "That's right." "How did you know that?" "I happen to have had a little experience in this area." "I'm hoping to see some lightning tonight although the weatherman says there's no chance of rain." "There's going to be plenty of rain." "Wind, thunder, lightning." "It's going to be one hell of a storm." "Thanks." "Nice talking to you." "Maybe we'll bump into each other again in the future." "Or in the past." "Doc, Doc!" "Come in!" "Where's that punk Calvin Klein, anyway?" "I don't know." "I ain't his secretary." "Well, find him." "He caused me $300 damage." "I owe him a knuckle sandwich." "Get going!" "Aren't you coming?" "I'm reading." "Well, well, Mr. Tannen." "How nice to see you here." "Why, Mr. Strickland, nice to see you, sir." "Is that liquor I smell, Tannen?" "I wouldn't know." "I don't know what it smells like because I'm too young to drink it." "I see." "What have we here?" "Sports stats, interesting subject." "Homework, Tannen?" "No, it ain't homework, because, I ain't at home." "You got a real attitude problem, you know?" "One day I'll have you where I want you, in detention." "Slacker!" "Jesus, you smoke, too?" "Marty, you sound just like my mother." "Yeah, right." "When I have kids, I'll let them do anything they want." "Anything at all." "I'd like to have that in writing." "Yeah, me, too." "Marty, why are you so nervous?" "Yes!" "No!" ""Oh LàLà"?" ""Oh LàLà"?" ""Oh LàLà"?" "Doc!" "Doc!" "Hey, you." "Doc, come in!" "Marty, what's up?" "Doc!" "I'm in trouble." "I blew it." "Where's the book?" "Biff must have it." "I've only got the cover." "Where's Biff?" "You're asking for it." "I don't know." "Any idea?" "No!" "He could be anywhere by now." "The entire future depends on you getting that book!" "I know." "I just don't- Stop it!" "Stop it, Biff." "You'll break his arm." "Stop it!" "Of course!" "I gotta go." "I got one chance!" "My old man is about to deck Biff!" "Yes!" "Talk about déjà vu." "Are you okay?" "Okay, everybody, let's back up." "Everybody just back up." "Give him a little bit of room." "It's okay." "I know CPR." "I know CPR." "What's CPR?" "You!" "He's fine." "Did you just take his wallet?" "He took that guy's wallet." "Doc, success." "I got it." "Thank goodness." "Great, Marty." "As soon as I reload the fusion generator we'll meet on the roof of the school gym." "On the roof. 10-4." "It's him!" "He's in disguise." "Guys, what's that?" "Come on!" "Let's get him!" "Damn!" "All right!" "Let's do another." "Where did he go?" "He just came in here!" "Look!" "How did he get on stage?" "When he's through, we'll nail him." "How did he change his clothes so fast?" "It's an oldie where I come from." "All right, guys, blues riff in B." "Watch me for the changes, and try and keep up, okay?" "Doc, come in!" "Come in." "Listen, Biff's guys chased me into the gym." "They're going to jump "me"." "Get out of there!" "No, not me." "The other me." "The one on stage playing "Johnny B. Goode."" "He could miss his opportunity to return!" "We'll have a major paradox!" "Wait." "A paradox?" "One of those things that could destroy the universe?" "You have to stop those guys without being seen by your other self." "10-4." "What the hell?" "Where is he?" "Who?" "Calvin Klein." "Who?" "With the hat, where is he?" "He went that way." "I think he took your wallet." "I think he took his wallet." "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are going to love it." "Doc, success." "Everything's cool." "Great." "I'll be landing at the roof in one minute." "I'll be there." "Lorraine." "Marty, that was very interesting music." "I hope you don't mind." "George asked to take me home." "Yeah." "Great." "Great." "I had a feeling about you two." "I had a feeling, too." "Butthead!" "You think that stupid disguise can get by me?" "Let's have it out." "You and me, right now." "No, thanks." "What's the matter?" "Where are you going?" "Are you chicken?" "That's it, isn't it?" "Nothing but a little chicken." "Nobody calls me a" "What the hell" "You steal my stuff?" "And this one's for my car!" "Doc!" "I blew it." "Biff nailed me." "He took the book." "He drove away with it in his car." "It's my fault." "I should have left sooner." "No time for that." "Where did he go?" "To the River Road Tunnel." "Get in!" "Yes!" "There he is, Doc!" "Let's land on him and cripple his car." "That's a '46 Ford." "We're a DeLorean." "He'll rip us like tin foil." "So what do we do?" "I have a plan." "Repeating tonight's weather bulletin, a severe thunderstorm is heading for Hill Valley." "Serving Hill Valley and Hill County you're tuned to KKHV, the voice of Hill Valley." "Turning to community calendar, the Hill Valley Women's Club bake sale will be held tomorrow from 2:00 to 5:00 at the community center on Forest Road." "For you sports fans, there was much action today in college football." "Here's what happened to the top 10." "UCLA narrowly defeated Washington 19-17." "Michigan State crushed Minnesota 42-14." "Ohio State beat Iowa 20-10." "Michigan blanked Indiana 30-0." "Shit." "It was Notre Dame over North Carolina Son of a bitch." "Oklahoma ripped Iowa State 52-0." "West Virginia lost to Pittsburgh 26-7." "Texas AM over Rice 20-10." "Maryland defeated Clemson 25-12 and it was Texas Christian over Texas 47-20." "Repeating tonight's earlier weather bulletin, a severe thundershower" "You again?" "God!" "Let it go!" "Let go of this car!" "That'll teach him." "Go, Doc!" "Hold on, Marty!" "Shit!" "Yes!" "Manure!" "I hate manure!" "Doc, is everything all right?" "Over." "It's very miserable flying weather much too turbulent for a landing from this direction." "I'll have to approach from the south." "Have you got the book?" "In my hand, Doc!" "I got it in my hand!" "Burn it!" "Check!" "Doc!" "Doc!" "The newspaper changed." "Doc, my father's alive!" "That means everything's back to normal, right?" "Mission accomplished." "That means Jennifer's okay and Einie's okay, right?" "That's right, Marty." "It's the ripple effect." "The future is back, so let's go home." "Right." "Let's get our asses back to the" "Doc, Doc, are you okay?" "That was a close one." "I almost bought the farm." "Well, be careful." "You don't want to get struck by lightning." "Doc." "Doc?" "Doc, come in, Doc." "Doc, do you read me?" "Do you read me, Doc?" "Come in." "Doc." "No." "He's gone." "The Doc's gone." "Mr. McFIy!" "Is your name Marty McFIy?" "Yeah." "I've got something for you." "A letter." "A letter for me?" "That's impossible." "Who the hell are you?" "Western Union." "Many of us at the office were hoping you could shed some light on the subject." "We've had that envelope in our possession for the past 70 years." "It was given to us with the explicit instructions that it be delivered to a young man with your description answering to the name of Marty at this exact location at this exact minute, November 12, 1955." "We had a bet going on whether this Marty would actually be here." "Looks like I lost." "Did you say 70 years?" "Yes. 70 years, 2 months, 12 days, to be exact." "Sign on line 6, please." "Here you are." "It's from the Doc!" ""Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct" ""you will receive this letter immediately after the DeLorean's struck by lightning." ""First let me assure you I'm alive and well." ""I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885." ""The lightning bolt 1885!" ""September, 1885."" "Wait, kid!" "Wait a minute." "What's this all about?" "He's alive!" "The Doc's alive!" "He's in the Old West, but he's alive." "Kid, you all right?" "Need any help?" "There's only one man who can help me." "Doc!" "Doc!" "Doc!" "Doc!" "Relax, Doc." "It's me." "It's me!" "It's Marty." "Impossible." "I sent you back to the future." "I know, you did send me back but I'm back." "I'm back from the future." "Great Scott!" "Doc!" "Doc." "Doc." "McFIy." "That's right, Tannen!" "Come on, runt!" "You can dance better than that!" "Subtitles By Rajanee"

"Ripped By mstoll" "Crusoe." "I have seen a woman." "I know." "Many, many women." "No, no." "I mean just now." "Where?" "Down on the beach." "Right here, right here." "There's no footprints." "She went on the water." "Where's her boat?" "No boat." "She walked." "On the water?" "Yes, right there." "This wasn't a dream you were having, by any chance, was it?" "Yes." "Crusoe, there's a reason for all of this." "Crusoe!" "There is no water again." "Maybe we should find another spring." "I've seen them all." "None of them is pure like this one." "None of them?" "I was sick for a month." "The dog almost died." "I think I know what it is." "Something floats around in here and gets stuck." "Watch out for the spirit in the rocks." "What?" "The spirit in the rocks." "It can take the hand of a man right off." "I'm sorry, Crusoe." "I could not resist." "Thanks a lot." "I'm stuck now." "I am sure you are." "No, Friday." "Really, really." "Really?" "Yeah." "Ow, ow!" "Stop, stop." "Sorry, sorry." "My ring's gone." "My wedding ring." "How am I supposed to get it back?" "Wait for it to wash out." "Not gun powder." "A wedding ring is a sacred object." "It means something." "Look at it this way." "The gold came from the earth, and the earth took it back." "You don't understand." "You've never been married." "But I've have had many, many women." "It's not about many women." "It's about one." "We make a vow." "That is different." "The word of a man can be sacred." "Bomb-boo." "Right?" "Ready?" "No need to run." "Speak for yourself." "Crusoe." "What?" "Where is the rest of the gun powder?" "We should run." "Run, run, run!" "Do you think that cleared it, Crusoe?" "That must be what was blocking it up." "What do you think?" "I do not know." "It came from up there." "Let's have a look." "We are not the first ones here." "Well, at least we got our clean water back." "It's bitter." "Is it a tomb?" "I think it is a water shrine." "Maybe this belongs to the water gods, and I can swap it for my wedding ring." "Do not joke about it, Crusoe." "Give the box." "We should make that safe." "As long as you both shall live." "Robinson Crusoe, wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?" "To live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of matrimony?" "I will." "Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, keep thee only to her as long as you both shall live?" "I will." "Did you hear him?" "He jumped in too early." "Didn't he just." "Well..." "They swore a bond to rush it through." "But the marriage is legal." "Good." "Why do you ask?" "Concern for their souls." "You did not see her face, Crusoe." "I was not scared until I saw her face." "What does she look like?" "That!" "What you had is called a nightmare." "Wax!" "This is the only side with wax on it." "She was there." "She led me to the beach." "In a dream, Friday." "She is trying to tell me something." "I need to find out what it is." "We believe that work is the life of the spirit in the body." "When that spirit sleeps or dies, the soul roams." "No." "Crusoe, you dream of Susannah, yes?" "Sometimes I do, yes." "That is your two souls coming together." "Even though you're worlds apart." "I learn from you, Crusoe." "Why will you not learn from me?" "She was as real to me as Susannah is to you." "Like I said, it was a nightmare." "Now will you please help me?" "This has got to be the way in." "There are slots like this on every side." "Maybe they have to be opened in a particular order." "Right." "The cube has six faces." "Six times 5, times 4, times 3, times 2, times 1." "Seven hundred and twenty different ways to try and open it." "What about we throw it off the side of the tree house and see what it does?" "All the sides have different colors." "Yellow." "Blue." "Green." "Brown." "Red and white." "That is the order." "How did you figure that out?" "Yellow is for the sun." "Blue for the sky." "Green is for the waves of the water." "Brown is for the air." "And red..." "Red is for the blood of the animals." "And white is for death." "It is her." "Why would a dead woman bring me down to the beach?" "Every time I close my eyes, she brings me down here." "She's a dream, not a ghost." "Ghost?" "English superstitions." "Wandering spirits." "Someone does them some terrible wrong in this world, and they walk the Earth until the body is laid to rest." "Then I have seen a ghost." "Yes." "But in your dreams." "Why don't you dream of something useful?" "Look what the tides brought." "You can laugh." "You disturbed her." "But I am the one she has chosen." "All right, I plead guilty." "But what can I do about it?" "How do you lay a spirit to rest?" "Those are just stories." "And you are a rational man." "Tell me, Crusoe, what can we do?" "You know, this doesn't look so bad." "We could patch it up, use it to collect rain water." "Maybe she is the one who turned our water sour." "I've heard of people adding water to spirits, but never the other way round." "And soon it will be all the water on the island." "What do you mean?" "She took your wedding ring for a reason." "She made our water bad for a reason." "Already, we are at the mercies of the skies." "Now, what makes you think she will stop at one spring?" "Dig." "You see it, do you not, Crusoe?" "Just because I appreciate a ghost story, doesn't mean I believe in ghosts." "It's the same as your wandering spirits." "Do you not believe that when you dream of Susannah, she dreams of you?" "Don't you think I want to?" "It would comfort me to think it, but that doesn't make it so." "I will shore up the entrance." "Then I want to see those pictures again." "And I will look out for your ring, since it seems to be so important to you." "We took a vow." "So long as you both shall live." "Then you do not need the ring." "True." "But since I don't have the woman at the moment, I'd at least like the ring." "That is not much of a substitute." "I'm sorry this is of so little interest to you." "You know better than that, Crusoe." "I saw the skull woman again last night." "I think her spirit is set on tormenting mine." "I do see Susannah, and I see the children." "But not with your same kind of spirits." "Unless of course they've come to torment me for ignoring all the signs I was given in this world." "Even Susannah's father could see them." "You should have heard his first words to his new son-in-law." "You people chose the wrong side in the civil war." "Don't imagine the king will forget it." "Ah, that was 30 years ago." "A blink of an eye in the great scheme of things." "I know you don't approve of me, sir." "I don't disapprove of you, Robinson." "I was just hoping she'd make a better choice." "Thank you." "You understand what I mean." "Things could turn." "My daughter could wake up one morning to find the father of her children is an enemy of the crown." "I'm a merchant, sir, that's all that I am." "City merchants." "A well-known nest of Republicans." "And first against the wall if James gets the throne." "What hope have you then?" "I'll still have Susannah." "And I'll still drop you." "The moment you dissent, our families fall out of favor." "I can hardly be blamed for something that happened before I was even born." "Robinson..." "You should break with your family and make some new friends." "And if this rather generous dowry makes that possible," "I shall consider it money well spent." "I swear to you, sir, that I won't touch a penny of Susannah's dowry." "But I will hold it in trust for her security, just in case I should ever fail her as badly as you expect me to." "What was that?" "Friday!" "How long was I talking to myself?" "I merely left you to your most devoted audience." "Look at this." "These drawings tell a story." "What do they say?" "You made a joke about the box belonging to the water god." "There is a knife and a high priest." "She was a human sacrifice." "I need to lay her soul to rest." "I accept it." "Why can't you?" "We just don't believe in the same things." "We do believe in the same things." "Just in different ways." "That is what you will not accept." "You only recognize God if he speaks English." "Hey, that's not fair." "All I'm saying is that a man is made of two parts, body and soul." "Your soul has a life beyond the body." "What do you say, Crusoe?" "I can't argue with you." "I know." "What do you want to do?" "Whatever she wants of me." "Well, good luck finding that out." "She has brought me this far." "Put something in your Bible to remember us by." "Even if I help you, that doesn't mean I've changed my mind." "These people are not of the island." "Indians from the mainland, perhaps." "Shipwrecked and stuck here like me." "I think I understand her now." "Look, Crusoe." "Her body was given to the sun." "Her head to the Earth and her heart to the sea." "To what purpose?" "Sacrifice to water." "The spirit imprisoned in the spring." "Hold this." "How about this?" "We take what's left of her to the beach." "And we throw it in the sea where her heart is." "She showed you where, right?" "But her skull and her heart need to be with the bones to complete her." "Now we have to find her bones." "Yes, but the skull has to be hundreds of years old." "The bones are long gone by now." "Not if we can find the tomb." "Look, Crusoe." "I have to lay her body to rest." "Just like your ghost stories." "What do you think will happen if you do?" "I free her spirit, she stops tormenting mine." "The water will be sweet again." "And you, my friend, might even get your ring back." "It means that much to you?" "What it means to me does not matter." "Where do we start?" "There." "Not the first thing I had in mind when I woke up this morning." "Some days are like that." "I think we're in a watercourse." "This should lead us straight to the holy place." "What if it doesn't lead through?" "Well, we'll have to find another way up the mountain." "You should feel good about this." "It is a holy mission." "Where I come from, seeing God makes you a holy man." "Seeing a skull-faced woman makes you a lunatic." "Friday!" "Crusoe!" "It's not a trap." "It's a sluice gate to control the flow of water." "Something must have set it off." "I did not touch anything." "It's all right, I figured it out." "Can we go now?" "Now I know how it works." "These people knew things." "Like how to slaughter women?" "Says the cannibal king." "One day, I'll have to explain to you what that means exactly." "Did you hear something?" "Like the wind." "I have been thinking about Susannah and your children." "What about them?" "I know you worried about leaving them." "But you said that they had their godfather for protection." "This is true." "Godfather sounds like a powerful man." "Mr. Blackthorn certainly is that." "I remember what he did for me." "It was the day that the king died." "And my real troubles began." "The king had a fit on Friday." "Did you hear?" "Uncle, I've something I need to ask you." "Increase your loan?" "Would you mind?" "Not at all." "Is it a business opportunity or is there another child on the way?" "The truth is, I'm not finding many business opportunities." "Let's hope for a boy this time." "Sir..." "You've always been so kind and taken an interest in me, but there's..." "There's nothing I can do to repay you." "I've no family and it pleases me to be a friend of yours." "That's all." "The king is dead!" "The king is dead." "You hear that?" "Long live the king!" "Long live the king." "Is that daylight?" "Yes." "It opens up." "That's a relief." "Not exactly." "Should we go back?" "Find a different way?" "No." "I thought you'd say that." "It is not too bad." "If it was 2 feet off the ground, you would not think twice." "Well, let's do it then." "Crusoe, are you there?" "I'm right behind you." "Okay." "It is fine." "If you just look at the path." "What's to worry about?" "We're only 2 feet off the ground, remember?" "Just watch that bit." "Crusoe?" "Crusoe?" "It's all right." "I'm okay, I'm okay." "Okay." "Something's just occurred to me." "What's that?" "This bridge is really old." "Don't worry." "It's really solid." "Okay, I have an idea." "How about we walk faster and talk less?" "That works for me." "This was such a bad idea." "See?" "We'll find another way off this mountain, even if we have to sprout wings and fly." "If we have to sprout wings then we have no reason to." "I see what you mean." "Is there human sacrifice in England?" "We executed Charles I." "I don't know if that counts." "Well, what is the difference?" "None at all, if it's your head on the block." "For 11 years, England had no king." "No king?" "That is unnatural." "Is this the end of it?" "I think so." "What is this?" "Where'd these people come from?" "I'm just glad they went." "Whatever road they took, let's find it." "It's got to be better than the way we came." "Crusoe." "Look!" "The altar." "It is not just the altar." "If the picture is correct, it is also her tomb." "There is something here." "That's a lid." "Yes, yes." "I liked this one." "We'll make another one." "These joints, they're perfect." "You can't get anything in to move it." "Maybe we are not meant to." "I'd say this tomb is much older than the skull." "They had to have a way of opening it." "So they could put the bones in it." "I've got it." "Look!" "The box!" "The pictograms!" "And the altar." "What now?" "Good question." "The one constant is these symbols." "There must be a way to tie them together." "Ah-ha!" "Interesting." "It's a key." "They're all keys!" "I need a skull." "There's no slot for water." "They are not making this easy." "Doesn't make sense." "There's five slots." "There's got to be a sixth." "Crusoe, are you praying?" "Praying I've got the right answer." "Pass me the key." "You will have to teach me that prayer." "It's not a miracle, it's water pressure." "It's acting on a counterbalance point on the inside." "Come on, give me a hand." "What a horrible way to die." "Alone and unloved." "Someone must have loved her." "I don't see much evidence of that." "If you do not give up something you love, it is no sacrifice." "Now that's something I understand." "I should gather the bones and we should go." "What was that?" "It's no wind." "I'll help you." "All right." "Ready?" "Yes." "Let's find another road off this mountain." "Okay." "Where did that come from?" "Let's go back." "Just back away." "We'll go this way." "Okay, they're just wild dogs." "They're more afraid of us than we are of them." "Well, they hide their terror really well." "They do not want to let us go." "They don't want anything, they're just dogs." "Where are they from, Crusoe?" "Where are they from?" "Spanish navy." "They put dogs on the islands to decimate the wildlife." "Makes it harder for pirates to get food." "Strange." "We have never come across them before." "All right." "Do you have another explanation?" "Maybe they are here to protect the bones." "Well, why don't we just give them back then?" "No, Crusoe." "Well, if you're right, then they'll leave us alone." "No, Crusoe." "Okay." "There is only one other choice." "What?" "You ready?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "I see a problem." "We can't go across that." "We have no choice." "Okay." "Go, go!" "We can trap them." "Stop." "Stop." "You close the sluice gate." "I'll hold them off." "With what?" "With this." "Close the door." "Crusoe." "It is closing." "Crusoe, now!" "You all right?" "Those were dogs, right?" "Whatever you want them to be, Crusoe." "On the way out, you didn't, by any chance, happen to see..." "No, no, I did not see your wedding ring." "Did you hear that?" "Let us finish this." "I don't see it." "Stop." "I don't see it." "Maybe it did not get through." "What are you willing to bet?" "That was one determined dog." "This has to be done with reverence, not with haste." "How about some hasty reverence?" "If we do this right, then it will be over." "I hope your spirit woman appreciates this." "Listen to me." "Hey, Friday!" "Friday!" "What just happened?" "Should have caught it and trained it." "Could have been a friend to Dundee." "It would have eaten Dundee." "We did a good thing today, Crusoe." "Just helping out a friend." "It was more than that and you know it." "You will be rewarded." "I'd settle for a ship, and a compass to sail it by." "Friday, the water's clean." "Ripped By mstoll"

"[beeping]" "Not just the lid." "The entire can." "[beeping] Uhh!" "Doc, we've been at this for 5 hours straight." "How about a lunch break?" "!" "[sighs]" "Take 20 minutes." "You heard me!" "I'm sick and tired of the testing!" " We all are!" " M'ijo, we must continue." " They're at it again." " Why?" "!" "Just to prove your theory?" "Si, Eduardo." "I spent two decades working on my Zeta beam technology and now my son has teleportation powers?" "This cannot be a coincidence." "[sighs]" "The meta gene that Reach activated inside you must be opportunistic, taking advantage of whatever is present in the subject's system." "Only the subject doesn't care!" "I want a cure, not an explanation!" "You have only yourself to blame." "None of this would have happened if you hadn't run away from your abuelo's home in Argentina." "I thought I wanted to be with my father." "What a mistake that turned out to be." "Uh, hey, Ed, we were just passing by." "Didn't hear a thing." "Doesn't matter." "Same old, same old." "Come on." "Only have about 12 minutes left for lunch, and you know how Doc Wilcox get when we're late." "This is so messed up." "STAR's as bad as the Reach and worse than home." "Tye, there's no way this is as bad as the Reach." "Whatever, Newt." "I just know I can't take much more of this place." "You won't have to." "'Cause we're bustin' out tonight." "Season 2:" "Invasion Episode 14: "Runaways"" "The crates from the League have arrived for temporary storage in our vault." "Amazo body parts, salvaged from the Hall of Justice after it was destroyed." "[beeping]" "That's enough for today." "We'll begin again promptly at 06.00 hours tomorrow." "[all groaning] [speaking Japanese]" "Domo." "Please, tell me you're not serious about running." "Running, escaping, whatever you want to call it, we're gone." "This is serious." "I nearly blew up Central City." "My powers may be gone now, but what if they come back, you know, escalate out of control all over again?" "What if your powers escalate?" "Dude, you can't control them now." "Look, I know Wilcox is a pain." "STAR is a pain, but they're trying to keep us safe." "Or at least keep the world safe from us." "I'm outta here." " Oh, yeah." " Adios." " Are you coming, Sam?" " [speaking Japanese]" "That might mean "yes"." "[alarm buzzing]" "Sorry." "But I can't let you do this." "[alarm continues]" "Let's go." "The alarm's put the whole place on lockdown." " Great!" "Now, what?" " No idea." "Well, what was your escape plan?" "I..." "I didn't actually have a chance to come up with a plan, but..." " Hey, Ed can teleport us out." " Haven't you been paying attention?" "I can only teleport myself and only along sight lines." "Which makes escaping from a windowless, locked hallway somewhat difficult!" "No problem." "Tye will do his thing." "He'll take the roof off the building and pull us all out, right?" "Wrong." "I don't know how to activate "my thing"." "It just happens." "[speaking Japanese]" "You kids need to come with us." "Don't think so." "Behind you...!" " Listen!" "This is for your own good!" " Heard that before." "Uhh!" " OK, now what?" " No idea." "[powering down]" "What if it's a power outage?" "Hey, maybe I blew the circuit." "Yeah, I don't think so." "[speaking Japanese]" "Hey, no power, no lockdown." "Sam, you're a genius." "[speaking Japanese]" "Never mind." "Let's go." "Look, Nightwing, I'm not too comfortable with this." " One of those STAR kids is my buddy Tye." " Actually, I'm counting on that." "You can talk to him, convince him that right now, until we kick the Reach off world, STAR is the safest place for them." "[sighs]" "OK." "I'm on it." "Dude, I can't believe you called your family." "No way I'm going back to mine." "Look, I know that Reach was abducting runaways, but with me, they got it wrong." "I was grabbed while waiting at a train station to meet my sister." "My folks and I, we're good, and they must be worried sick." "So, yeah, I called them." "I left a voicemail asking them to wire money so the 4 of us can buy bus tickets to Dakota City." " It's my hometown." " That's your plan?" "How are we supposed to find a cure in Dakota City?" "No idea." "Except I don't really want a cure." "I like my powers." " Dude, don't drink that!" "It's Reach!" " Ptoo!" "Ah, man...!" "Just wake me when it's time to go." "[speaking Japanese]" "I have no idea." "Uhh!" " Companero, Wilcox is here." " Oh, great." "Tye, Tye!" "Wake up, man." "We're in trouble." "[rumbling]" "This was not in the briefing." "He... he's never manifested in astral form this large." "Wait!" "Hold your fire!" "We're here to protect them, remember?" "Ah, OK." "Not what I expected, but..." "Everyone stay calm." "The situation is under control." " Uh!" "Tye!" " I don't think he can hear you." "Wait!" "Tye, stop!" "[groans]" "Go back to STAR." "I'll handle this." " Come on, man, wake up." " Tye!" "[groans] How'd I get..." "Ohh, it happened again." "I thought I was dreaming." "No dream." "Trust me." "I'm not here to hurt you." "But you 4 need to go back to STAR." "Look, I recognize you." "I know you're one of the good guys, one of the heroes that saved us all from the Reach." " But, dude, you just don't get it." " No, Tye, I really do." " Jaime?" " Yeah, it's me." " But how?" " It's a long story." "But it started with this scarab." "It was created by the Reach to both give me powers and control me." "So believe me, ese, I get it." "Fine." "You're one of us." "Except you're flying around free as a..." "Beetle, and you still expect us to be lab rats for STAR." "No more, hermano." "Not for the Reach or STAR." "He's right, bro." "You can't take us back there." "[sighs]" "Tye, what's the alternative?" "I let you run loose until the Reach snatches you up again?" "No." "We're headed to my parents' place, so they can..." "Get hurt or killed trying to protect you?" "That's your plan?" "[speaking Japanese]" "Hai." "I'll help you." " Dude, you speak Japanese?" " The scarab translates." "Don't ask." "All right, new plan." "I have this buddy, Green Beetle." "He helped me." "I think he can help you, too." "He's not far from here." "I'll take you." "You abandoned the search for my son and expect me not to worry?" "!" "Rrr!" "Why did I let you talk me out of going?" "Because, Doctor, you know Eduardo Jr. has a history of running away from family." "Blue Beetle will find the children and bring them back." "[rumbling]" "Ah!" "Greetings, meat bags." "First things first." "Didn't want any Leaguers arriving via Zeta tube, now, did we?" "Where's Amazo?" "[cell phone rings]" " Nightwing. ¿Que pasa?" " Blue, your radio's down." "Kind of incognito at the moment, ese." "Well, armor up." "The robot Red Volcano is attacking STAR to steal the body parts of an android called Amazo, probably to incorporate its tech." "And since Amazo was capable of duplicating the powers of the Justice League, we can't let Volcano succeed." "But I'm on the runaway teen thing." "I've, uh, almost tracked them down." "That can wait." "Zeta tube's offline, so only Flash and Impulse could get there fast enough." "And they're both rescuing tsunami victims in Rulaysia." "You're the only one close." "Nightwing out." " Minor setback." " We heard." " The volume on your phone's maxed out." " Oh." "OK." "Look, stay put and stay out of sight." "I'll be back soon." " My dad could be in trouble." " Dude, you hate your dad." " O-only sometimes." " Hey, it's cool." "If it were my dad, nothing would keep me away." "I'm with you." "So you two want to go back to the exact place we just escaped from." "Whatever." "I'm in, too." "Sam?" "[speaking Japanese]" "Um..." "It doesn't look like an evil robot's attacking." "[rumbling]" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Jaime..." "We have to save Blue Beetle!" "How?" "I can't teleport where I can't see, and your powers wouldn't be of any use either." "I'll save Jaime." "You guys just follow the robot." "Make sure no one else gets hurt." "Go!" "OK, I can do this." "Grandpa's been trying to teach me focus since I was 8." "Breathe..." "He'd say..." "Breathe..." "And be." "No head." "Where's Amazo's head?" "!" "No se." "The Justice League sent the head to another location as insurance." "Then I'll take your head as compensation." "[groans]" "You teleported..." "With another person?" "I was..." "Motivated." "[groans] It hurts." " We'll run interference." " Will you, now?" "Aah!" "[groans]" "My turn, meat bags." "That's it, Tye!" "Now pull!" "Burning plasma." "Really." "You don't seem to have grasped whom you're dealing with." "The name is Volcano!" "Aah!" "You don't seem to have grasped what you're dealing with either." "Didn't like that?" "How about we up the decibels?" "Beetle, stop!" "Volume's still maxed out and there are people in there." "First things first." "Just how well do you know this guy?" "Hey, Jaime's fighting an evil robot, cut him some." "OK?" "Whatever." "We got bystanders to save." "Wait, Asami." "Mi hijo." "My son." "[speaking Japanese]" "This way!" " Thanks." "Glad you came back." " It's temporary." "Virgil." "Asami-san." "Domo." "Thank you." "I think we got everyone out." " Aah!" " Uhh!" " Uhh!" "Time to sacrifice your victory and save the meat bags like a good hero." "You shouldn't stereotype." "Your friend was going to sacrifice us." "You'll have to do better than that, meat bag." "I'm really more of a meat box." "And you..." "You're just scrap." "[tires screeching]" "Done." "Now we need to get you to Green Beetle." " Jaime, I'm not sure..." " Tye, this is not up for debate." "We need to go now!" " Excuse me!" " A question..." "What happened here?" " How about a few words?" " Who are you?" " What's your nom de guerre?" " I'm..." "Blue Beetle." " You're Blue Beetle?" " Haven't see you around lately." "Loving the new look." "[sirens]" "I was happy to help, of course." "That's why I'm here." "I was still hot from battle and overplayed my hand." "Really, I should've summoned you to pick them up the moment I made contact." "You were attempting to win their trust and increase their dependence." "It was a sensible tactic." "We will find them again in time." "Of course the timing of the robot's attack didn't help." "On the contrary, It helped establish your public profile as a true hero." "Which is easily as important as Green rebooted your scarab to control the meat inside." "So you must control the natives of this world, enlarging the Reach's foothold in the Galaxy." "Don't worry, my brothers." "The meat will soon be eating out of your hands, or else they will not eat at all." "Is it really a good idea to come back here?" "It's brilliant." "It's the one place they'd never think to look." " I mean, not a second time." " I'm done running." "Yo tambien." "So now what?" " [All:] No idea." " Sumimasen." "Sumimasen." "That means "trouble", doesn't it?" "No idea." "It seems that sending Red Volcano to attack STAR worked out marvelously..." "Now, to seal the deal..." " Hey, you're Lex Luthor." " In the flesh." "And you would be Virgil Hawkins, Asami Koizumi," "Eduardo Dorado, and Tye Longshadow." " You know us?" " Know you?" "Heh." "My boy, I've been watching over you for weeks." "Even arranged the power outage that facilitated your escape from STAR." "Not to mention the timely arrival of the press, which enabled you to evade Blue Beetle, who, as you may have guessed, has become an agent of the Reach." "But..." "You work with the Reach." "You make their refresco, their beverage." "True." "But I've come to suspect they've been using me for their own ends." "And I think you know what that feels like." "[sighs] It's a dangerous world." "Fortunately, I have the resources to protect you." "Yeah, I heard that before." "What do you want?" "To empower you." "Not meta powers." "You're doing just fine on that front." "Instead, I want to help the 4 of you finally take control of your own destinies." "[speaking Japanese]" " Ah." "Domo...?" " There is no pressure, my friends." "I'm not going to make you do anything you don't want to do." "But I'm hoping you can trust me." "What do you say?"

"Water" "Earth" "Fire" "Air" "Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the firenation attacked" "Only the avatar mastered all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished" "100 years passed, my brother and I discovered the new avatar an airbinder named Aang" "And although his airbinding skill is great, he has a lot to learn before he is ready to save anyone." "But I believe..." "... Aang can save the world" "Appa is missing." "We hope to find him in Ba-Sing-Se" "Professor Zei, head of anthropology at Ba Sing Se University." "This library said to contain a vast collection of knowledge" "Firebenders loose their bending during a solar eclipse!" "We've got to get this information to the Earth King at Ba Sing Se." "What are you doing firebending your tea?" "So the old guy had some hot tea." "Big deal." "He heated it himself!" "Those guys are firebenders." "Book two:" "Earth Chapter fourteen:" "City of Walls and Secrets" "Look, the inner wall." "I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece." "Hey don't jinx it!" "We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon." "Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp." "You been hitting the cactus juice again?" "I'm just sayin', weird stuff happens to us." "Don't worry Aang, we'll find Appa." "It's such a big city." "He's a giant bison." "Where could someone possibly hide him?" "Oh." "Back in the city." "Great." "What's the problem?" "It's amazing!" "Just a bunch of walls and rules." "You wait; you'll get sick of it in a couple of days." "I'm comin' for you buddy." "He's here." "I can feel it." "Hello, my name is Joo Dee." "I have been given the great honor of showing the Avatar around Ba Sing Se." "And you must be Sokka, Katara, and Toph." "Welcome to our wonderful city." "Shall we get started?" "Yes!" "We have information about the Fire Nation army that we need to deliver to the Earth King immediately." "Great let's begin our tour." "And then I'll show you to your new home here." "I think you'll like it." "Maybe you missed what I said." "We need to talk to the King about the war, it's important." "You're in Ba Sing Se now." "Everyone is safe here." "This is the lower ring." "What's that wall for?" "Oh, Ba Sing Se has many walls." "There are the ones outside protecting us, and the one's inside that help maintain order." "This is where our newest arrivals live, as well as our craftsman and artisans, people that work with their hands." "It's so quaint and lively." "You do want to watch your step though." "Why do they have all these poor people blocked off in one part of the city?" "This is why I never came here before." "I always heard it was so different from the way the monks taught us to live." "I just want our new place to look nice ... in case someone brings home a lady friend." "This city is a prison." "I don't want to make a life here." "Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not." "Now come on, I found us some new jobs, and we start this afternoon." "Look at them, firebenders living right under everyone's nose." "Jet, you saw a man with a hot cup of tea." "It doesn't prove he's a firebender." "And what if he is, are we supposed to attack them?" "I thought we were starting over here, changing our ways." "We are, when I get the evidence I need, I'll report them to the police and let them handle it." "Ok?" "This is the middle ring of Ba Sing Se, home to the financial district, shops and restaurants and the university." "Yeah, we met a Professor from Ba Sing Se University." "He took us to an ancient underground library where we discovered information about the war that is ... absolutely crucial for the King to hear!" "Isn't history fascinating?" "Look, here's one of the oldest buildings in the middle ring, Town Hall." "Is that woman deaf?" "She only seems to hear every other word I say." "It's called "being handled"." "Get used to it." "Well, you certainly look like official tea servers." "How do you feel?" "Ridiculous." "Uh, Does this possibly come in a larger size?" "I have extra string in the back." "Have some tea while you wait." "Eeow!" "This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!" "Uncle, that's what all tea is." "How can a member of my own family say something so horrible?" "We'll have to make some major changes around here." "The Upper Ring is home to our most important citizens." "Your house is not too far from here." "What's inside that wall?" "And who are the mean looking guys in robes?" "Inside is the Royal Palace." "Those men are agents of the Dai Li, the cultural authority of Ba Sing Se." "They are the guardians of all our traditions." "Can we see the King now?" "Oh, no!" "One doesn't just pop in on the Earth King." "Here we are." "Your new home." "More good news, your request for an audience with the Earth King is being processed, and should be put through in about a month." "Much more quickly than usual." "A month!" "Six to eight weeks, actually." "Isn't it nice?" "I think you will really enjoy it here." "I think we'd enjoy it more if we weren't staying so long." "Can't we see the King any sooner?" "The Earth King is very busy running the finest city in the world, but he will see you as soon as time permits." "If we are going to be here for a month, we should spend our time looking for Appa." "I'll be happy to escort you anywhere you would like to go." "We don't need a babysitter." "Oh, I won't get in the way." "And to leave you alone would make me a bad host." "Where shall we start?" "I'm sorry, but I haven't heard anything about a flying bison." "I didn't even know there were any." "If someone wanted to sell a stolen animal without anyone knowing, where would they go?" "Where's the black market?" "Who runs it?" "Come on, you know!" "That would be illegal." "You'll have to leave now." "Your lemur is harassing my sparrowkeets." "I've never seen any sandbenders or nomads around here." "You should ask Professor Zei, he teaches the class on desert cultures." "Right." "And which of your professors could we ask about the war with the fire nation?" "I don't know." "I'm not a political science student." "I have to get to class." "Ugh!" "Well, I'm sorry no one has seen your bison." "Why don't you go get some rest?" "Someone will be over with dinner later." "Hey, come with me." "You're the Avatar." "I heard you were in town." "I'm Pao." "Nice to meet you, Pao." "So Pao, what's goin' on with this city?" "Why is everyone here so scared to talk about the war?" "War?" "Scared?" "What do you mean?" "I can feel you shaking." "Look, I'm just a minor government official." "I've waited 3 years to get this house." "I don't want to get into trouble." "Get in trouble with who?" "Listen, you can't mention the war here, and whatever you do, stay away from the Dai Li." "Would you like a pot of tea?" "We've been working in a tea shop all day." "I'm sick of tea!" "Sick of tea?" "That's like being sick of breathing!" "Have you seen our spark rocks to heat up the water?" "They're not there." "You'll have to firebend, old man." "Where are you going?" "I borrowed our neighbors, such kind people." "I've got it!" "I know how we're gonna see the Earth King!" "How are we supposed to do that?" ""One doesn't just pop in on the Earth King"" "The King is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear." "You mean Platypus-Bear?" "No, it just says "Bear"." "Certainly you mean his pet Skunk-Bear." "Or his Armadillo-Bear." "Gopher-Bear?" "Just..."Bear"" "This place is weird." "The palace will be packed." "We can sneak in with the crowd." "Won't work." "Why not?" "Well, no offense to you simple country folk, but a real society crowd would spot you from a mile away." "You've got no manners." "Excuse me?" "I've got no manners?" "You're not exactly lady fancy fingers." "I learned proper society behavior and chose to leave it." "You never learned anything." "And frankly, it's a little too late." "Ah-Ha, but you learned it." "You could teach us." "Yeah, I'm mastering every element." "How hard could manners be?" "Good evening, Mr. Sokka Watertribe." "Ms. Katara Watertribe." "Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty, your Momo-ness." "Avatar Aang, how you do go on?" "Katara might be able to pull it off, but you two would be lucky to pass as busboys." "But I feel so fancy." " Earth!" " Fire!" "Wow, you look beautiful." "Don't talk to the commoners, Katara." "First rule of society." "We'll get in the party, and then find a way to let you in through the side gate." "Jet, we need to talk." "What?" "Oh great, it's you guys." "Where have you been?" "I could use some help with surveillance here." "We've been talking, and we think you're becoming obsessed with this." "It's not healthy." "Oh, really?" "You both think this?" "We came here to make a fresh start, but you won't let this go." "Even though there's no real proof!" "Well, maybe if you'd help me." "Jet, you've gotta stop this." "Maybe you've forgotten why we need to start over." "Maybe you've forgotten about how the Fire Nation left us all homeless?" "How they wiped out all the people we loved." "If you don't want to help me, I'll get the evidence on my own." "This is the best tea in the city!" "The secret ingredient is love." "I think you're due for a raise." "I'm tired of waiting." "These two men are firebenders!" "I know they're firebenders!" "I saw the old man heating his tea!" "He works in a tea shop." "He's a firebender, I'm telling you!" "Drop your swords boy, nice and easy." "You'll have to defend yourself." "Then everyone will know." "Go ahead, show them what you can do." "You want a show?" "I'll give you a show." "Invitation please." "I think this will do." "No entry without an invitation." "Step out of line please." "Look, the Pangs and the Yum Soon Hans are waiting in there for us." "I'm going to have to tell them who didn't let me in." "Step out of line please." "Sir?" "I'm sorry to bother you, but my cousin lost our invitations." "She's blind." "Do you think you could help us?" "Our family's inside and I'm sure they're very worried." "I am honored, please come with me." "He's taking all the good stuff!" "Quiet, you don't know what I had to do to get seats this near the bear!" "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "By the way, I'm Long Feng." "I'm a cultural minister to the king." "I'm Kwa mai, and this is Dung." "Now where is your family?" "I'd love to meet them." "Um, I don't see 'em right now." "But I'm sure we'll find them soon." "Thanks for all your help." "Don't worry, as your escort it would be dishonorable to abandon you ladies without finding your families first." "We'll keep looking." "Where are they?" "Look, I came up with a backup plan." "We dress Momo like a ghost, OK?" "He flies by the guards creating a distraction, then we blast a hole in the wall..." "Or, we could go in with these guys." "Toph said we might pass as busboys." "OK, but remember that Momo ghost plan." "I think it's a winner." "You must be getting tired of using those swords." "Why don't you go ahead and firebend at me." "Please son, you're confused." "You don't know what you're doing!" "Bet you wish he'd help you out with a little fire blast right now." "You're the one who needs help." "You see that?" "The Fire nation is trying to silence me." "It'll never happen." "Where are Toph and Katara?" "Forget about them, just keep an eye out for the King." "I don't know what he looks like." "You know, "royal", flowing robe, fancy jewelry." "That could be anyone." "Another crab puff please." "You found us." "I'd know your little footsteps anywhere Twinkletoes." "Thanks for letting us in." "Sorry, but the guy who escorted us in, won't let us out of his sight." "What guy?" "What are you doing here?" "You have to leave immediately, or we'll all be in terrible trouble." "Not until we see the King." "You don't understand." "You must go." "Sorry!" "No, don't shout." "The Avatar." "Ooh, I didn't known the Avatar would be here." "You keep their attention while I look for the King." "Watch this everybody!" "Drop your weapons!" "Arrest them." "They're Firebenders." "This poor boy is confused." "We're just simple refugees." "This young man wrecked my tea shop, and assaulted my employees." "It's true sir." "We saw the whole thing." "This crazy kid attacked the finest tea maker in the city." "Oh ho ho." "That's very sweet." "Come with us son." "You don't understand!" "They're Fire Nation!" "You have to believe me!" "Aang, the Earth King." "Greetings your majesty." "Hey, let me go." "Avatar, it is a great honor to meet you." "I am Long Feng, Grand Secretary of Ba Sing Se and head of the Dai Li." "I'd like to talk to you." "You're friends will be waiting for us in the library." "Why won't you let us talk to the King?" "We have information that could defeat the Fire Nation!" "The Earth King has no time to get involved with political squabbles ... and the day to day minutia of military activities." "This could be the most important thing he has ever heard." "What's most important to his royal majesty is maintaining the cultural heritage of Ba Sing Se." "All his duties relate to issuing decrees on such matters." "It's my job to oversee the rest of the city's resources, including the military." "So the King is just a figurehead." "He's your puppet!" "Oh, no, no!" "His majesty is an icon, a god to his people." "He can't sully his hands with the hourly change of an endless war." "But we found out about a solar eclipse that will leave the Fire Nation defenseless." "You could lead an invasion..." "Enough, I don't want to hear your ridiculous plan!" "It is the strict policy of Ba Sing Se... that the war not be mentioned within the walls." "Constant news of an escalating war will throw the citizens of Ba Sing Se into a state of panic." "You have to believe me, they're firebenders!" "They won't stop until they win the war." "Calm down, you're safe now." "Our economy would be ruined." "Our peaceful way of life, our traditions would disappear." "There's no war in Ba Sing Se." "What are you talking about?" "Where do you think all the refugees come from?" "You can't hide it." "In silencing talk of conflict, Ba Sing Se remains a peaceful, orderly utopia." "The last one on Earth." "There is no war within the walls." "Here we are safe." "Here we are free." "You can't keep the truth from all these people." "They have to know." "I'll tell them." "I'll make sure everyone knows!" "Until now, you've been treated as our honored guest." "But from now on, you will be watched every moment by Dai Li agents." "If you mention the war to anyone, you will be expelled from the city." "I understand you've been looking for your bison." "It would be quite a shame if you were not able to complete your quest." "Now Joo Dee will show you home." "Come with me, please." "What happened to Joo Dee?" "I'm Joo Dee." "I'll be your host as long as you're in our wonderful city." "Subtitle fixed by LEO33"

"How you doing?" "What's happening?" "All right." "Pick it up." "Whoa!" "Look out." "Coming through." "You have to tell me where to turn." "I knew it." "She's not here." "Frank!" "Sidney!" "I'll try the basement." "Don't panic." "She's around here somewhere." "Faye!" "Come on out!" "Hey, you, you!" "Hey, did you ever hear of private property?" "Just coming for a hamburger, Pop." "You got a lot of nerve!" "Get your food somewheres else!" "Who's that?" "Take off that hat so I can get a look at you." "Here she is." "Faye!" "For the love of Mike, where you been?" "You scared the living daylights out of me!" "I did the marketing." "Somebody's got to do the marketing." "Oh." "OK, what are you looking at?" "Nothing, Pop." "Nothing." "Was that Bobby?" "I think it was Bobby." "No, dear, it wasn't Bobby." "It was just a man." "Now, how about I fix your breakfast?" "I don't smell no bacon on." "Is this Sunday?" "Monday and Tuesday don't smell at all because Cream of Wheat is instant." "And it ain't Thursday." "I can smell Thursday all the way back to Wednesday when people put their garbage out." "If it's Sunday, we got to walk in the park." "Sure." "Hey, Sid." "Why don't you kids come for a walk with us?" "Yeah, sure, Faye." "That sounds great." "Get off." "Hola, Mommy." "Look." "Smell like money?" "Because it is." "Aw, he didn't write." "Take it from me." "I know about this stuff." "He ain't coming back." "This is the letter you've been waiting for." "Come on, you're a very rich lady." "Hey, take it!" "What's wrong with you?" "Fresh cash money." "She doesn't believe me." "You could move to Brooklyn." "Here." "Buy yourself a new saint." "You can afford it now." "Room service!" "It's moving day, Picasso!" "Yo, Bee." "Don't you even want to count it?" "They're paying you to move out." "Aah!" "Oh!" "Hey, doll." "He's not home?" "How about you move in with me?" "This, uh, place here, it's, uh, falling apart." "No!" "Don't!" "Get" "Aah!" "Hey, Bee!" "Hey, Bee?" "It's us." "The knock-knock boys." "Let's punch it out again, champ." "Round two!" "How's the face, man?" "You ready for a rematch?" "Yesterday, we got rough." "Today, we got money." "Tomorrow, you ain't gone" "There, now you got less to move." "And here's your prize money." "Where's the boys?" "I don't hear them playing." "Bobby!" "Donald!" "Donald's all grown up, Faye." "He has two kids of his own now." "I'm a grandmother, remember?" "Oh, yeah." "Now, sit down and finish your coffee." "But where's my Bobby?" "Get out of my place, you punks!" "Mr. Riley, it's your lucky day!" "You, too, Pops." "Social security, that's me." "Now, you move out, you go to Miami, you sit in the sun, listen to Bing Crosby, play checkers, bingo..." " We don't want any trouble, Carlos." " Hallelujah!" " Don't touch it!" " Too late, man." "She already took it." " You're an angel, Bobby." " I'm calling the cops!" " Faye, time for your medicine." " Let Mama give you a pucker." "Never knew you had a mother." "Buenos dias, senora!" "Shut up, Benny." "You got the idea, right?" "You take the money and move out, OK?" "Get out of my way!" "Let the boy help you." "You never give him a chance." "Bobby!" "Stop calling me that!" "Get her out of here." "And you" "Stay away from my wife and this building." "You tell Lacey his money stinks!" "You understand?" "You kill my head, man." "Money's not a good reason to move?" "OK, here's a good reason." "That's right, abuela." "Break it up." "Aah!" " Come on, Faye." " Throw him out!" "We'll talk about it later." "Frank!" "You punks!" "Take your hands off of me!" "Get out, Pop." "You're going to go bald!" "You dirty bastards!" "Hey, take it easy, Pop." "No!" "At fine stores everywhere." "Batteries not included." "Lacey!" "Hey, no, you don't!" "Lacey, you son of a bitch!" "You're not getting away with it!" "Lacey, open up and face me like a man!" "You're not throwing me out!" "You really think that he'd come down here?" "Take the money, Mr. Riley." "It's our last offer." "This is my place!" "I grew up here, for God's sake!" "What do you want us to do, Mr. Riley?" "Arrest them." "Send them up the river for life." " I'm not scared." "I'll testify." " You know what'll happen." "They'll have 18 witnesses saying they were somewhere else." "When they get out, they'll come after you again." "Then patrol the neighborhood, for crying out loud!" "What neighborhood?" "What the hell happened?" "Mind your own business." "Wait a minute." "I live here." "Upstairs." "Oh, yeah." "I've seen you." "You're in Moskowitz' old place." "Mr. Baylor, do you honestly think" "I could recommend this building for historic preservation?" "Mrs. Thompson, it was in better shape this morning." "I doubt that." "Yeah." "Look at the molding." "Look..." "look at the cornice." "That's terra cotta." "Oh, you don't like ornament." "All right." "Step back here and look at those proportionates." " It's got style." "It's got dignity." " There's nothing left to preserve." "This one's still here." "It can be restored." "We have a minimum standard- that the structure is intact and livable." "You don't even have that." "People live here." "Not for long." "Look, you're so nervous." "I'll fix the door." "It's not the door, Mason." "It's you." "You and your fascination with this place." "What?" "I like it here." "Of course you do." "It's old and depressing." "It's reality!" "This is the eighties, Mason." "Nobody likes reality anymore." "Why don't you admit it?" "It's time to quit." "Thank you very much." "How do you know that?" "You said so yourself!" "You said that you were going nowhere!" "You could do analytic deconstruction, neo-geo, hard edge." "But no, you've got to be the Andrew Wyeth of the East Village." "Why don't you go back to your father and sell vans or rec-vs, or whatever they're called." "RVs." "But for God's sake, get out of here." "And to think that I've been telling my friends that it's so cool living with an artist!" "You never once asked to paint me nude!" "Hey, man, stop right here, man!" "All right!" "Sorry." "It's OK, Frank." "She's here." "She's been helping." " Give it to me." " I called Donald." "He made the arrangements." "For what?" "A funeral?" "We're going to Jersey." "It's a home for senior citizens." "You took their money." "You took that bastard's money." "There's cold cereal in here and a Libby's canned fruit, but she won't eat the cherries." "And beans- She just loves beans." "Frank, where's our bags?" "It's the Love Boat to Cuba." "Shuffleboard and pineapples filled with rum." "You know what they do?" "They put paper umbrellas sticking out the top, so when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor." "And here's her Enderol- four times a day, after meals and at bedtime, and her HydroDIURIL twice a day and don't forget." "OK, I got it." "I won't forget." "OK." "Frank..." "Frank, we're tired." "It's- it's not home anymore." "Say good-bye for us, will you?" "Hell, she won't even know you're gone." "Come on out, Faye." "Let's do this." "Where's Muriel?" "It smells like cherry cordial, this stuff." "Muriel!" "I'm Muriel now." "I'm comin' in, Faye." "Hold it, I ain't dressed." "Get Frank." "Frank!" "Yeah?" "Who's that?" "It's Frank." "I'm Frank now." "OK." "Put on the red record." "We haven't got a red record." "Muriel has a red record." "Makes the pills go down." "Sure." " Say "ah. "" " No." "Muriel and I say "frog. "" " Frog." " OK, frog." "Oh, my..." "I'm going to clean up that cafe, Frank." "I'm going to clean it up right now." "Oh." "Well... maybe first thing in the morning." "You don't have to worry about a thing." "OK?" "OK." "# Just around the corner #" "# There's a rainbow in the sky #" "# So #" "# Let's have another cup of coffee #" "# And let's have another piece of pie ##" "Did we miss the sunset?" "Oh." "Please... somebody... help us." "Frank." "Where's the goddamn toaster?" "Good morning." "Island Manor." "Can I help you?" "Hello?" "Hello." "Faye!" "Faye, what is this?" "Come on, Tommy, slow down!" "Oh, no." "Yo!" "Wait a minute!" "Those are my pictures!" "Wait!" "Would you stop?" "Stop!" "Just wait!" "Oh, God." "Today they collect the garbage." " Hi." " Hi." "It's all right." "It's me- 3B." "Someone was in my room." "Yeah, me too." "I think we got elves." " Good morning." " Hi." "Who are you?" "3C." "Oh, the old Grandey place." "Have you seen my" "Come on, dear." "Don't be shy." "Oh, dear, come on." "Let me get a nice, big bolt for you." "You're tired of nails." "Here." "You want some paper clips?" "Come on." "Don't move." "Come on, Faye." "Time to go back downstairs." "I'm feeding them." "They like this stuff." "Here." "Our son kept birds." "You know, pigeons." "Please, Faye." "Don't do this." "Not now, OK?" "That's my frying pan." "What?" " Oh, nothing." " Go ahead." "Tell him." " Nothing." "It's not important." " That's her pan and my coffee pot." "Come on." "Come on." "No more pigeons, hon." "It's time to stop." "I said stop that!" "Frank." "My God, Faye." "You went into these people's apartments?" "Not me, them- the little guys." "Faye, I need you to be with me now." "I need you to be here." "I'm here, Papa." "I'm with you." "Now, what else did you take?" "I told you, nothing." "It's the little guys." "Oh, skip that." "What about this?" "Where did you get a new picture?" "It's not new, it- it's fixed." "Fixed like new?" "They did a good job." "Who did?" "I ain't saying." "Goddamn it" "It's OK." "No harm done." "It could be giant rats." "Yeah, from Brooklyn, you know." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "That was no rat." "What was it?" "Who in his right mind stands in a puddle and sticks a fork in a wall socket?" "Come on, get back." "All of you." "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "Come on, now." "There, wait there." "Wait there." "Here." "They're shy." "They're the fix-its." "They like to fix things." "They have that knack." "Hey, dance me around, Papa." "Oh, come on, you kids." "Put a little Fred Astaire into it." "No, they're not toys." "You can't buy them at Macy's." "The Army told me to call you." "Are you missing anything in the way of experimental aircraft?" "Not a word, not even in the Post." "Well, they're robots, right?" "They're autogiros or smart bombs." "They're microchip hovercraft." "They're spaceships." "You can tell by lookin' at them." "Spaceships?" "Sure, from a very small planet." "Very small." "Maybe this is all a dream." "If this is a dream, which one of us is having it?" "Don't look at me." "I stopped dreaming a long time ago." "I'll talk to it." "You better be careful." "Stop!" "Welcome to America." "Maybe you should try some Spanish on him." "Ahem." "Habla Espanol?" "Companeros." "Don't hurt anybody, OK?" "Breakfast." "Sit down, everybody." "Don't let it get cold." "I made candy omelets." "That looks delicious, Mrs. Riley." "Look." "It's plugged itself in." "Is that why you're here?" "OK, that's it." "I'll call the cops and make them come." "I heard that." "You need cops, Picasso?" "Come on." "Call a cop." " Bobby." " Hey, lady, my name's not Bobby." "Oh, excuse me." "Robert." "Mr. B." " Shut up!" " Hey!" "I saw downstairs." "Who's been cleaning up after me?" "Huh?" "Who?" "Whoever threw that is ruined, man." "Hospitalized." "What the hell is this?" "Whoever's in there, you got big trouble, man." "Uh, Carlos." "Actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you." "Whoa!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Hey, Carlos, where are you going, man?" "Let's talk this over!" "Don't forget to write!" "OK." "Easy now, little guy." "That's right." "I just want to check for that label that says "Made in the U.S.A."" "No, don't." "You'll queer our luck." "This little guy is the golden goose." "Wow." "Aah!" "It serves you right." "We apologize." "He didn't mean to pry." "He was just being..." "scientific." ""G.E." This says "G.E."" "This is- was- my coffee pot." "Looks like it's been percolated." "Who are they, Frank?" "What is so special about our roof?" "Maybe it was me." "What do you mean you?" "Me and Faye... we needed help." "Oh, w" "You think that they're here because of you?" "The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is... or what it wants." "What is your name, dear?" " Marisa." " Marisa." "Boy, my memory." "It's like the Navy- coming and going, coming and going." "Ah, here's Bobby's little jammies." "I bet there's even a few diapers in here." "How old is your son, Mrs. Riley?" "Bobby?" "Uh, let me see." "He just had a birthday." "I've got to think." "He's got his father's ears." "He and Frank don't get along so good." "Frank's got a terrible temper, you know." "You're going to love being a mother." "Faye, come here, quick!" " What are they doing?" " Can't you tell?" "She's going to get hungry." "Take it away!" "It's too short!" " Any more?" " That's it." "Come on, Frank." "They're starving." "Well, what do you know?" "Thanks, Harry." "I saw you fight." "Harry Noble, the human locomotive." "Come on, Harry, say something." "Talk to me." "Come on, Frank." "Get on with it." "A tremendous right." "Tremendous." "Never says a word." "Just watches TV." "Loves the commercials." "It's all we got." "Come on." "Take it." "It's OK." "We're neighbors." " Doesn't trust us." " Yeah." "Harry Noble." "I used to bet on him." "He had a hell of a right." "You should've seen him." "Look out." "Flying pot." "Ghost in the garbage!" "Shut up, Benny." "Mama's whole kitchen coming to get you." "I said shut up, man!" "Hey, lighten up." "Hey." "We got plans for those people." "And you know what?" "Those people are making plans on their own." "They got something hooked up." "Man, they're getting organized, and look at us." "Somebody's helping them." "Somebody's bringing them together." " Yo, Carlos, I see someone." " Give me that!" "Wave to your mother." "Ah, there you are." "You're a lucky one." "She's a darling girl." "Are you superstitious?" "I'm getting there." "Well..." "I'm not superstitious... but I was thinking about these things and why they came." "Uh-huh." "And, uh..." "This will really sound silly, but it's like they were watching or listening." "And you think they're here because of you." "Yes!" "So when's the baby due?" "Two or three more months." "I'm not sure." "You're not sure?" "What does the doctor say?" " I haven't been to the doctor." " That's crazy." " I feel fine." " You got to take care of yourself." "My boyfriend's coming." "He's gonna take care of me." " Oh, your boyfriend." " Hector." "He's a musician, so he travels around a lot, different places." "So, what about you?" "No more girlfriend?" "No, she got smart." "Don't say that." "She'll be back." " Yeah?" "Why should she?" " Because." "You're an artist." "Oh, God, an artist." " Can I come in?" " No." "I make a very artistic cup of coffee." "No, um..." "I want to go to bed- to sleep." "I have to take a nap." "Did I say something wrong?" "No, it was nice talking to you." "I'll see you tomorrow, OK?" "OK." "Tomorrow." "Mason?" "Maybe it was for you." "What?" "Maybe they're here, those things, because of you." "Give me back my camera, man." "Unexplained phenomena, man." "Bust it up, Benny!" "Want to do business?" "Severance pay." "Wanna see a strange object?" "There you go, fool!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Aah!" "What's happening?" "Tonight's the night." " Already?" " Uh-huh." "The fuses!" "She blew the fuses." "There it is!" "Ooh!" "How's she doing?" "It happened." "I'm a grandmother." "It's twins!" "This calls for cigars." " You got any cigars?" " Cigars?" "This is history!" "D" " Do you realize what's going on here?" "Machines that reproduce themselves!" "Spare parts with intelligence!" "Living hardware!" "I" " I don't know how you got here, or why you picked us, but... we pledge allegiance to honor and protect you... in sickness and in health... in rain and sleet... in the best of times and the worst of times... and, w-we..." "so help us, God!" "Shh!" "What's that?" "Batteries not included." "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want." "He leadeth me beside the still waters." "Faye..." "Faye, this has gone far enough." "Come on." "Get up." "Got to accept it, Frank." "It's over." "Poor little soul." "What soul?" "What soul?" "Mrs. Riley, Mrs. Riley" "Mrs. Riley, it's a chunk of metal." "It's nine ounces of canned goods, most of it from your apartment." "Now we can really look inside" "Wait a minute." "Last night you were so excited." "Now they're chunks of metal?" "You don't bury the most advanced, self-perpetuating, machine-tooled, flying clockwork known to man!" "Mrs. Riley, please!" "You know, that little tiny, helpless spare part" "It got born, and it never had a chance." "It could happen to anyone." "What's the matter with you?" "What did I say?" "Marisa." "Marisa, wait a minute!" "Hey!" "Whatcha doing?" "Marisa, wait a minute!" "Wait up!" "Would you stop?" " Wait a minute!" " I'm worried about the baby, OK?" "I can't help it, but don't let it bother you." "It's not your problem." "Harry?" "Where are you going?" "Stop him!" "Oh, God, what is it?" "Harry, wait a minute!" "Harry!" "Harry, please!" "Ahh!" "Champ, what are you doing?" "Come on, open up." "Let's talk about this." "You don't have to say anything." "I'll do all the talking." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Gary, Glen." "Uh, smells good, Pop." "You back in business?" "What's it look like?" "Ham san, Miracle Whip, Canadian on the side." "Steak medium rare!" "Two over easy, English, no toast, and hold the spuds." "Burger up." "Boy, I'm sure going to hate to crunch this place up." "Oh, thank you, ma'am." "What's this, April fool?" "He's working on it." "It's his first day, OK?" "Hey, pal... like this." "Remember?" "Burger up." "Now, that's more like it." "Look at this!" "Lefty, hey!" "Give me that ketchup." " This one?" " No, the other one." "Oh, yeah, here you go." "Thanks." "What?" "What do you mean, "what"?" "Hey, Frank." "Guess what I did." " What now?" " I named the little guys." "Flotsam and Jetsam!" "Isn't that cute?" "Yeah, cute." "Be nice, Papa." "I'm always nice." "I've got a kitchen to run." "If you're not nice, you'll drive them away." "Meaning what?" "I like being a family again." "Just you and me and Flotsam and Jetsam and... and Bobby." "OK, Faye." "OK." " Oh." " Carlos." "Is this what you're talking about?" "It's full of junk." "It's a storage shed, you idiot." "No, it's not." "It's full of ghosts or spirits or something." "They're just trying to make me look bad." "You don't need ghosts for that, Carlos." "Your time's running out, my friend." "Hey, I'm hungry." "How about a little service around here." "What's great about a place you can't even get a menu?" "You want a menu, pal?" "What for?" "You're gonna get the special of the day." "Man, you shouldn't even be in here." "I'm gonna report all you guys." "Bobby, have you had your lunch?" "Wait a minute." "Excuse me." "There." "Now, what about you?" "You want to sleep over?" "Why don't you call your mommy and tell her where you'll be." "No thanks, Mrs. Riley." "I can't tonight." "Bobby, you want to go out and play?" "You ain't going nowhere unless you eat something." "You look terrible." "Thin." "Here." " Come on, lady." "You gotta stop this." " Eat, for the love of Mike." "You're just like your father." "I don't know nothing about my father, and I don't wanna know." "Don't say that." "He loves you." "Lady, I'm not who you think I am." "Of course you are, my little munchkin." "I'm learning how Lacey works, how this city works." " It's my way out of here." " Where are you going?" "Anywhere." "I'm smart, I'm talented." " I get ideas all the time." " Of course you do." "Why don't you talk to your father tonight at dinner?" "I'll cook a ham." "You're inviting me for dinner?" "You'd love my ham." "Oh, my goodness, is that a smile?" "I think I just saw a smile." "Oh, not here, honey." "Back inside on the counter." "What the hell is that?" "It's them." "The little guys." "My little munchkins." "Stay away from me." "You're not fooling anybody." "Crazy, my ass." "Marisa, open up." "Hi." "Listen, you are going to stop worrying about that baby." "Step aside." "Whole wheat bread." "Lots of milk." "We've got whole milk, half fat, non-fat." "One baby book." "What are you doing?" "You don't have to take care of me." "I got you these for that special yen." "Mm-mmm." "Oh." "Oh." "You made me an art collector." "He's, uh, a new guy, very talented." "What's this one say to you?" "That's my favorite." "It's, um, it's a guy standing in the sun." " Sun?" "What sun?" "There's no sun." " Oh, yes, there is." "See, all you see now is the shadows." "See, if he moves two steps in any direction, he'll be in the sunlight." "I've been looking at it a lot, you know, because it's art." "You got to keep looking at it." "What?" "What are you staring at?" "He's on his way." " Carlos?" " Yo, Mr. Kovacs." "Carlos, what are you doing here?" "I want one more chance." "I got to have this job, you understand?" "You've been happy up till now, right?" "Mr. Lacey." "This is, uh..." "I know who he is." "Mr. Lacey." "I gave them the money." "And they sent it right back." "Come here." "I got a commitment to have this entire block down to grade level." "Grade level." "Comprende?" "I can do it, sir." "There's no problem, I assure you." "In three days, permits expire and legal options go out the window." " I know about options, lot assemblies" " Interest rates are going back up, and I'm paying a demolition crew to sit around in a restaurant they're supposed to be knocking down." "Tonight." "I'll have them out by tonight." "You've had your chance, kid." "I've made other arrangements." "Don't you worry, Mr. Lacey." "I'm gonna do it for you." "What?" "What's so funny?" "You." "Your face." "You look so serious." "Well, this is serious." "I'm looking at the real you." "And what do you see?" "What do I see?" "I see a mysterious counterplay of light and dark." "Hey!" "All right, great." "Give me that pen." "Those aren't toys, you guys." "Put that down." "You guys, come on." "Stop playing with that." "Oh, my God!" "That's not fair." "What's not fair about it?" "I used my imagination, that's all." "And my X- ray goggles." "Hey, would you paint some clothes on her?" "Hey!" "Oye, Marisa!" "Vamos a posar." "Vamos a posar." "Hey!" "Vamos a posar." "Hector." "Hector." "Hector." "Thanks." "Whatever happened to General Eisenhower?" "You hardly see a word about him anymore." "Ohh." "It's the little fella, alive and kicking." "Harry." "You did that?" "We bring good things to life." "You know what happens when birds learn to fly." "They leave the nest!" "Waaa!" "Marisa?" "Carlos, you semi-illiterate, fascist sociopath!" "You were gone so long, I was leaving you a note." " "Dear Mason-"" " Not out loud." "That's all it says." "Well, I didn't know what to write." "What are you doing with my paintings?" "Oh, your paintings." "Just because you go" "Where's Hector and the all-stars?" "Um... they're on their way to Chicago." "Oh, that son of a bitch." "Look, he got a good job." "It's good pay." "It's a break, really." "But what about you?" "I, um..." "I told him to go." "Well, you need somebody to draw, right?" "Can you believe this?" "I got it." "I got it." "This must be Carlos." "No, don't kid yourself." "This isn't Carlos." "This is Lacey." "Carlos!" "You murdering son of a bitch!" "Get out of my way." "Not this time, pal." " My guys are coming any minute." " Yeah, sure they are." "Aah!" "What's this?" "Everybody together?" "What, you ganging up on me?" "Oh, yeah?" "Come on." "Come on!" "You should stay retired, champ." "Stop them, Frank." "Stop them!" "I'll take door number one." "Bobby!" "Goddamn it, he's not Bobby." "He's just a punk." " Let me go." "He's hurt." " Faye" " What's the matter with you?" " Faye" " Bobby is dead." "He's dead." "You hear?" " No!" "You wish he was dead." "Faye." "All you do is yell at him and make him feel he's not good enough." "Well, look who's talking." "Why do you think he's buying that car?" "To get away from you!" "We're gonna lose him, and it's all your fault." "You hate him!" "Flotsam!" "Jetsam." "Flotsam." "Jetsam." "Come on out." "Don't hide." " No one's going to hurt you." " It'll be OK." "Flotsam." "Jetsam." " She's scared." " Come on, you guys." " Where are you hiding?" " Mason, I'm up here." "What about Times Square, all the electricity?" "Or the subway?" "Now what?" "Now we go home." "It's over." "Harry, what are you doing?" "Harry, what the hell are you doing?" "Harry!" "What in the name of God?" "OK." "Go now." "Go find your babies." "You are a genius, Harry." "One hundred percent." "Don't leave home without it." "He's back together." "Mason, do something." "Talk to them." "What should I say?" "It was an accident?" "We didn't do anything." "It was Carlos." "Wait!" "Give us another chance!" "Harry." "Let him go, Harry." "Let him go." "What the hell you doing?" "What, are you having a party or what?" "No party, kid." "There's no one home." "That's 'cause of me." "They won't stay if there's no water and electricity." "What are you doing here?" "This is my building." "I did the job." "I cleared it." "You're going to burn the place down." "Man, that's bullshit." "This is my building, man." "They're movin' out." "Look, what do you want from me?" "It's too late, all right?" "What about me?" "What about you?" "OK." "If it's got to burn down..." "I'm going to burn it." "Hey, what are you- You schmuck, that's evidence." "Ohh." "It's got to look normal." "Regular!" "Who cares?" "We're burning the place, right?" "Let's burn it." "Sloppy." "I hate sloppy." "Don't you want to see?" "When you do good work, don't you like to watch it?" "What do you want?" "We should be across town by now." "Bobby, you let him go and get up here this instant." "You said the place was empty." "You got to shut it off, man." "Too late." "It's too late." "Want to get us both killed?" "It's gonna blow any minute!" "Just get in there." "Get in there!" "My leg!" "My knee!" "You broke my knee!" "That's bull, man." "Get up." "Get up!" "I can't walk." "I'll tell you where it is." "Fourth floor, storeroom, in back." "Where?" "The storeroom." "Now, go!" "You got two minutes." "Lady, come on!" "All right, all right." "Supper's nearly ready." "Go wash your hands and face and go sit down at the table." "See, I knew you'd be coming." "I got the ham on." " Ham?" "No!" "We got to get out of here." " Don't start that with me." " Shut up!" " Bobby!" "You're hurting me." "Gee whiz, Mom." "I'm sorry." "I..." " I just wanted to show you something." " Show me what?" "My... my car." "Yeah." "Gosh, don't you remember the new car?" "The car?" "No." "No." "Let's go." "Don't want to miss the big game." "Dad's waiting downstairs." "You know how he is." " Your father?" " Yeah." "Good old Dad." "What a guy." "You're not Bobby." "You're not Bobby!" " You're not him!" "Let me" " Please!" "God, lady." "Don't wake up now." "Open the door, you hear me?" "Open the door." "Come on, lady." "Open the door." "Don't you hear me?" "You're going to get killed." "You're going to die." "Come on." "Frank!" "Don't you touch me." "Don't you touch me." "Help!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Mason?" "Move back." "You heard the man." "Get that strap on her." "Come on, let's go." "Stay back, behind here." "Mason." "Mason, where- where is she?" "I" " I don't know." "For the love of God." "Faye!" "Faye, you all right?" "Is she all right?" "Get back on the sidewalk." "I'm going along." "I'm her husband." "Go!" "Hey!" "Carlos!" "No!" "What the hell are you stopping for?" "That." "I don't see anything." "It's just junk." "Come on, get moving." "We haven't got all day." "What's your hurry, Kovacs?" "The building's down." "You won." "Hip-hip-hooray!" "Leave the guy alone." "How long can he stay there?" "Look." "I want him out of my way." "When he moves, we move." "Not till then." "Now, here we are, dear." "Just give me your arm and slip it through here." "No." "Be a good girl and put this on." "Are we going home now?" "A different kind of home, but very nice." "Across the river, in Jersey." "You know who's there?" "Muriel and Sid." "Do you remember?" "I want to go home." "We'll be together." "That's all that counts." "Uh, excuse me." "Mr. Riley?" "Uh..." "I brought these here for your wife." "Some doughnuts." "Faye... look who's here." "It's Bobby." "He came back." "How about that?" "Mason Baylor?" "Marisa Esteval?" "Would you come with me?" "Uh..." "Mr. and Mrs. Riley?" "Fantastic!" "Unbelievable!" "I love the whole thing- especially the sconces and corbellings, the moldings, the relief!" "Oh, it's perfect." "Hey, it's Harry." "They're back, Faye." "They're back." "Good morning, chief." "How do you like it?" "Mr. Lacey, this building burned last night." " Can you give us an explanation?" " Obviously, somebody made a mistake." "What are your plans for this site, in view of what's happened?" " My plans remain unchanged." " You know what I think?" "It's a fake." "It's prefab, fiberglass." "These people are jerking' us around." "If you want me to get rid of these reporters, I'll get rid of them." "You're fired, kid."

"There was a wall of silence for a long, long time." "I used to ask Mum quite often, "Have you heard anything, Mum?" ""Has anybody spoken to you?"" "And the answer was always the same." "And then, I just stopped asking Mum, because I knew in my heart that for some reason, and I don't know what that reason is, there was never going to be any proper information or any investigation." "Unsolved." "Unresolved." "Terrible crimes from the Troubles in Northern Ireland." "But these are no ordinary killings." "This is the story of why the State is accused of standing in the way of truth and justice." "It's the story of how the State helped and protected killers - killers of innocent people." "It's why the past will not - cannot - simply go away." "Once a suspicion, now a fact." "There were murderers on the Government's payroll." "There was impunity really, for these people to go on committing their crimes." "Many of them were killers and some of them were serial killers." "This is the final journey of the only reporter murdered in the Northern Ireland conflict." "He was gunned down in the street after exposing the Protestant paramilitaries who ran his home town." "Martin O'Hagan had been writing about Loyalist killers," "Loyalist drug dealers for years - even though he knew that some of them lived within a mile or so of his own home." "When he was murdered, the newspaper headline read," ""Fearless."" "Within a week, we had meetings with the police, and the police were telling us within a week they knew who it was." "The police have known since then, we've known since then... ..the people of Lurgan have known since then." "Everybody knows." "And when you rule everything else out, you come to one conclusion - that these people are being protected." "Martin was shot just yards from his home." "It was September 2001 - long after the ceasefires." "The Troubles, we were told, were over." "You used to babysit for him?" "Used to babysit for him, yeah." " Did he pay you well?" " No, he never paid me!" "He always promised me, but he never paid me." "Eh, our Martin, he never had money." "And if he did have money, he'd have shared it with you." "Martin O'Hagan's murder remains unsolved, but the evidence points to a Protestant terrorist group - the Loyalist Volunteer Force, or LVF." "Its leadership hated Martin O'Hagan, because he wrote about their criminality." "This story would be very typical of what Marty did." "Here, he hints at the name of a leading Loyalist." "This was the sort of story that the LVF, and the drug dealers within the LVF, would have hated." "Jim Campbell had been his boss at the newspaper where they worked." "He's convinced Martin had got too close to a dirty secret - how the police were working hand-in-glove with LVF paramilitaries." "I've always believed that the LVF was a wholly owned subsidiary of the RUC Special Branch." "Within that organisation, of the maybe two dozen or three dozen people that Marty and I knew, most of them would have been informers." "Most of them would have been working for the police." "I entirely refute that suggestion." "It was a terrorist organisation that I and many of my colleagues relentlessly pursued and locked many of them up." "I also accept, however, that people may have a view." "They may have allegations, they may even be substance to some of those allegations, or in particular relationships and particular individuals and incidents." "If that's the case, take it to the Police Ombudsman and I'd welcome an investigation, because there will be no hiding place in my organisation for people who have been involved in criminality." "The O'Hagans took their case to the Police Ombudsman nine years ago." "They believe informants murdered Martin and were then protected." "You're saying that the police are protecting informants?" "Yes, definitely, there's no doubt." "They've got psychopaths in their employ, and they're keeping them psychopaths in society, to feed them back information and to do..." "Maybe to do their dirty work, I don't know." "But they're keeping them in society, so the cure's worse than the disease." "The Ombudsman's investigation was delayed, because the police wouldn't release crucial intelligence files." "In fact, the police refused to hand over evidence to the Ombudsman in a total of 60 murders." "All the killings have one thing in common - the State has been accused of involvement." "The allegations may seem far-fetched, but Panorama has sifted through official reports and investigations." "We've found extraordinary details that have slipped quietly onto the public record." "Damning evidence that shows how State agents killed and were protected." "When I first heard about it, I didn't think that could be possible." "They were running informants and they were using them." "And their argument was that by so doing, they were saving lives." "And hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people died, because those people were not brought to justice and weren't stopped in their tracks." "Bessbrook, South Armagh." "Built by Quakers as a model village, more than 150 years ago." "It was a place apart." "Bessbrook was like a wee cocoon." "It was shut off from the horrors that was happening in Crossmaglen and Belfast and other parts of Northern Ireland." "When the killings came, they came with a whirlwind, one bloody weekend at the start of January, 1976." "First, six Catholics were gunned down by a Loyalist murder gang." "The next evening, ten Protestant men from this very village were singled out and shot dead by the IRA." "A simple, brutal equation." "But is the truth more complicated?" "The men were stopped at Kingsmills while travelling home from work." "They came up to this series of bends... ..and the road was climbing ahead of them." "As they just got up here to the brow of the hill, they were waved down by what they took to be an Army patrol." "Just here." "And that was the beginning of the nightmare for Alan Black and the community of Bessbrook." "He told us all to put our hands up on top of the minibus." "And the next thing he said, "Right."" "And the noise of the gunfire..." "I'll never, ever forget it." "The noise was deafening." "And what they'd done, they'd shot us all at waist height, to stop anyone running properly." "And it went on for..." "I don't know how long." "There was only one man ever spoke." "And he said, "Finish them off."" "They started to go round, shooting to finish us off, so I lay as quietly as I could and there was a bullet that hit me in the head, but it didn't penetrate my skull, it grazed me." "Alan Black suffered 18 gunshot wounds." "He was the only survivor." "I knew the boys were dead, because there was absolutely no sound." "HE SIGHS" "No-one has been convicted of the murders." "Relatives feel the case has never been properly investigated." "There was a wall of silence for a long, long time." "I used to sort of ask Mum quite often, "Have you heard anything, Mum?" ""Has anybody came and spoken to you?"" "And the answer was always the same." "And then I just stopped asking Mum, because I knew in my heart that for some reason, and I don't know what that reason is, as yet, but there was never going to be any proper information" "or any investigation." "The Protestant community traditionally trusted the State as its protector." "But for people like Alan Black, that trust has been replaced by suspicion." "He's been told crucial evidence, including his own witness statement, has been lost." "You think they're hiding something?" "They're definitely hiding something." "The first thing they'd done, they said that they had a fire and files were lost." "Then they had a flood and files were lost." "Then they had an explosion at the barracks and files were lost." "Then they had asbestos contamination and files were lost." "Why are they doing this on us?" "Why are they withholding all this?" "What are they so afraid...?" "Why are they afraid of the truth?" "What is it that they're hiding?" "Panorama knows the identities of some of those believed to have been involved in the murders - and it is clear that within weeks of the attack, police knew their names, too." " Do you know who was responsible?" " Yeah." " Yes." " You know their names?" " Yes, so do the police." "The Police Ombudsman is now investigating if there was any State involvement in the killings." "Alan Black thinks the security forces may be covering up an agent's role in the massacre - an informer working in the IRA murder gang." "We didn't hurt anyone." "We were the innocents in all this." "The families that are suffering to this day over it... ..to protect one informant?" "The question is, just how far was the State prepared to go in its war on the IRA?" "The secrets are buried in thousands of classified government documents." "Few outsiders have seen them - but Denis Bradley has." "I used the word, that the past is quite "explosive"." "And a very senior member of MI5 said," ""No, that's not the word I would use." ""It's not explosive, it's not going to blow up." ""It's a tsunami, it'll come from below."" "The State's most closely guarded secret was its agents and informants." "Special Branch, the Army and MI5 recruited them to save lives, but some of them were already killers." "It came with the territory." "The bottom line is, these organisations existed to - at the end of the day - kill people." "And yes, we recruited people with, as it were, blood on their hands." "That's what we were engaged in and that's what we were employed to do - to get information." "And the best information comes from within the organisation themselves." "And that's the reality of the life in which we lived." "OK, let's put these guys to bed!" "Come on, away we go!" "Come on, lads!" "West Belfast, Gaelic Football." "This is Billy McManus - mainstay of this Belfast team for more years than he cares to remember." "At 47, the first team call-ups aren't as regular." "Well, I first kicked the ball for St Malachi's 36 years ago." "I'm the old boy of the team, so." " The oldest by far!" " I'm the oldest swinger in town." "This year will be my last." "Well done, lads!" "Six members of this one club were killed in the Troubles." "A mural remembers the dead in the heart of their community, on Belfast's Lower Ormeau Road." "We got together and we decided to put a mural on the wall." "There's one of me, catching the ball with one hand, as per usual." "How come you're on it?" "I just got my photo took one day and the girl put me on it." "My dad couldn't go on it, because he wasn't a member of the club, where I was." "Billy's father, Willie McManus was shot dead in February 1992, along with four others at a local bookmaker's." "An attack designed to strike at the heart of this community." "Unknown to either of us," "I had crossed paths with Billy at the bookmaker's that day." "I was a young TV reporter, and I was filming in that building there, doing a story that had absolutely nothing to do with the Troubles at all." "Suddenly we heard sirens, ambulances - didn't hear the shootings at all, just the ambulances." "So, we came out onto the street here and looked up and all we could see was chaos and panic." "AMBULANCE SIREN" ""Back out of the way there - police!"" "All the dead were Catholic - the killers claimed it was to avenge the murder of eight Protestants by the IRA." "Our cameras caught a young man waiting outside the bookmaker's for news of his father." "I tried to get in and I couldn't get in, because there was a big man and he wouldn't let me in." "I told him, I said, "Listen, my father's in there,"" "and he wouldn't let me in." "And then my good friend came out and he came right over to me and I said, "Brian, where's my father?" "Where...where's my daddy?"" "and he wouldn't answer me, he wouldn't..." "I kept looking... "Brian, is my daddy all right?"" "Then he just turned round and said," ""Billy, he's gone - they're all gone."" "He says, "Your daddy's dead."" "No!" "Five dead." "Billy knew them all." "Mr Duffin..." "Jack Duffin was a gentleman, an absolute gentleman." "Very close friends with my daddy." "Well, Mr Docherty was a very quiet man." "Wee Peter, wee Belfast lad, happy-go-lucky." "And then there was the child, as we call him" " Wee James." "A wee boy, 15 years of age - he was a child, that's what we call him." "He was just a wee child." "No-one has ever been convicted of their murders." "The families believe the killers were informants who have been protected." "This is why." "One of the murder weapons had been given to the terrorists by a soldier at an Army barracks." "An informant later handed the gun to the police." "The police then returned the gun to their agent inside the terror group." "They claimed it had been deactivated." "But this very gun was then used to kill a man in a Belfast pub, before it was used to kill again in the Ormeau Bookmaker's." "And that's not all." "Suspects passed through police checkpoints - not once, but twice that night." "Evidence began to disappear." "Police claimed the second murder weapon - an assault rifle - had been disposed of..." "..along with key interview statements." "All this is now being investigated by the Police Ombudsman." "Can you give any guarantee that informants weren't involved in the Ormeau Road bookie shooting?" "No, I'm not going to give any guarantees this side of an Ombudsman's investigation." "I'm not being defensive" " I welcome the Ombudsman's investigation." "If it comes out that there's uncomfortable news for the police service in that, then we will deal with that." "But initially, police had refused investigators access to key intelligence files." "Faced with the same road block in 60 cases, the Ombudsman took the police to court." "Then - and only then - did the police back down." "What I couldn't have, in the context of the work that we were doing, a situation to arise where those that were the subject of investigation could ultimately determine what information was given to us as investigators." "Did the police hamper your investigations?" "The police response to my request for information and the failure to give information certainly delayed the investigation." "It was a new Police Chief Constable who ordered the hand-over of the files." "I have shown that we're prepared to work with the Ombudsman, but there is a need to understand the sheer magnitude of what we're dealing with." "We're talking about rooms full of material." "Some of it is very sensitive, some of which, if it's released in the wrong circumstances, would be outside of legislation." "Some of it, if it's released in the wrong circumstances, could put lives at risk." "The Ombudsman's investigation has already been going for eight years..." "There was a Browning handgun, which was used in the murders." "..but it is only now starting to make progress." "How are you?" "How did it go?" "It was grand, yeah." "Can you tell us what you learned today?" "We can't say too much, because it's an ongoing investigation." "But the families got good news and it's going in the right direction." "These investigators seem like they're determined to find out what was behind it and who was behind it." "That's the guarantees that they've given us." "We discovered later why the families were so pleased." "The assault rifle used in the shooting - the one supposedly disposed of by police - has been found." "And the investigation has now expanded." "Panorama can reveal that the Police Ombudsman has now linked nine other murders to the bookmaker's shootings." "Collusion is alleged in all these cases." "It was the State that organised this." "they knew that this was going to happen, they knew that them guns were being given out to murder people and they let it happen." "This was a State murder, organised by people of the..." "People who was supposed to protect you and solve murders, not commit them." "Almost from the start of the Troubles, the Catholic community has claimed that the State was colluding with Protestant paramilitaries in the war on the IRA." "GUNFIRE" "Such claims had been dismissed, as the State presented itself as an honest broker between two warring factions." "But we now know that wasn't always true." "Mr Finucane, hi." "Can I just ask you a couple of questions?" "This is solicitor Pat Finucane." "We've asked the court to say that there is no power under the Coroners Act to make a rule saying that witnesses can't be compelled to give evidence." "He was investigating State killings, when elements of the State conspired to kill him." "It is his murder that most starkly defines collusion - and the lengths to which the State will go to cover it up." "He was shot 14 times as he sat down for dinner with his wife and three children." "These are the findings of the Government's official review, carried out by Sir Desmond de Silva." "MI5 propaganda fuelled a whispering campaign that the solicitor was an IRA man." "And one or more police officers proposed Mr Finucane as a target to the killers." "Employees of the State and State agents played key roles in the murder." "An Army agent, Brian Nelson, had targeted Mr Finucane for murder." "And senior Army officers lied to the police to cover up the State's role in the killing." "Most importantly, Sir Desmond says he is - and I quote " ""Left in significant doubt as to whether Patrick Finucane" ""would have been murdered, had it not been for" ""the different strands of involvement by elements of the State."" "Long suspected, now established - the State's role in political assassination." "John Finucane was eight years old when he witnessed his father's murder." "My father was quite a prominent defence solicitor in Northern Ireland, at that time." "We certainly feel that because of his success that he became a thorn, essentially, in the British Government's side, because he effectively used the law against them." "The Government says, "Lessons have been learned."" "But despite all the admitted wrongdoing by the State, no action will be taken against those responsible." "The Government says it is too late, as many are now retired." "The Government have accepted that they colluded in the murder of my father and not one person has been made accountable for that, save for the man who admitted that he was in the house that night." "But as we have said, long ago, we're not interested in who pulled the trigger, we're interested in who pulled the strings." "The family insist that only an independent public inquiry will expose the full truth of collusion." "But even without it, details have begun to emerge." "One investigation discovered how police were running and protecting a slew of agents in one Loyalist murder gang in north Belfast." "We found collusion on a massive scale - murders, intimidation, directing terrorism, attempted murders, drug smuggling..." "The list of crimes is endless." "These were crimes effectively supported by the State." "The security forces were allowing terrorists to get away with murder." "I think it was a pattern of activity." "I think it was systemic, that you handled informants, you let them commit crime, the normal rules for dealing with informants..." "The authorities had decided they did not apply to the terrorist situation." "There was impunity, really, for these people to go on committing their crimes." "To committing murder, impunity to kill?" "Including murder, yeah, yeah." "Many of them were killers and some of them were serial killers." "Were informants protected?" "Were informants who were involved in serious crime," " in murder, were they..." " No." " ..effectively protected?" " No." "Well, to my personal..." "I can only answer to my own stewardship of the thing." "I do not know of any informant that was protected in relation to murder." "We both know of cases where people got involved in multiple murders." "People were involved in one murder, then another murder, then another murder - and all the while being paid by the State." "Those cases need to be, as it were... in detail, examined, and taken before the courts." "Lord Stevens has examined the evidence." "He led three inquiries into collusion in Northern Ireland." "His final reports remain secret, but he says informants were, in fact, creating mayhem." "There was the RUC, MI5 and the Army doing different things." "When you talk about intelligence..." "Of the 210 people we arrested, only three weren't agents." "It's a remarkable public statement from one of Britain's most experienced policemen." "CHEERING AND GUNFIRE" "But it passed almost unnoticed." "Of 210 suspects arrested, 207 were informants." "Many were involved in criminality, even murder." "Lord Stevens has now told Panorama that the security forces had thousands of informants in Northern Ireland's terror gangs." "It's the first time the sheer scale of the counter-intelligence effort has been revealed." "So was the State involved in a dirty war?" "When you look at the figures - 3,500 people killed," "47,000 people injured." "36,000 shooting incidents." "16,000 bombing incidents." "Now, that, by no stretch of the imagination, is normal policing, by any means." "And it required a robust intelligence-gathering response." "Did we get it right all the time?" "Definitely not." "Was there officers within the military and within the police who were rogues, in the sense that they signed up with the paramilitary?" "Definitely so." "But those were individuals." "They weren't part of any systemic process, or any dirty war scenario." "The Government agrees." "It says that the vast majority of those who served in the security forces did so with distinction." "Collusion should never happen and the Government has apologised where it did." "But with each inquiry, the number of murders linked to agents of the State rises." "We've looked through public documents that relate to just two of these informants." "We've found that between them, piecing the bits of evidence together," "They were linked to 29 different murders." "They're State-sponsored serial killers." "Mark Haddock, a paid police agent in a Loyalist terror gang in north Belfast " "20 murders." "Brian Nelson, the paid Army agent who targeted Pat Finucane - nine murders." "But the true extent of Nelson's murderous campaign may be far greater." "Lord Stevens told Panorama that the Army agent was helping direct attacks for all Loyalist terror groups across Northern Ireland." "He may be linked to many dozens of killings." "So, why was the Army running such an agent - a man who directed murder?" "General Sir John Waters was head of the Army in Northern Ireland." "He denies that his officers colluded in the murder of Pat Finucane, or that they lied to the police investigation." "He told us the de Silva Review was deeply unfair and a great disservice to many brave people." "But he wouldn't answer our questions about why a paid Army agent was linked to so many murders." "General Waters?" " General Sir John?" " Yes?" "My name is Darragh MacIntyre, I'm with BBC Panorama." "Hello." "Goodbye." "General, we have written to you..." "I'm not going to talk to you." "..and you have refused to answer our questions." "But these are grave matters." "Do you accept these are grave matters?" "I am taking advice from my very experienced solicitor." "The Army have been accused of aiding the targeting of victims by Loyalist terror groups." " I know." " Do you accept any personal responsibility for the wrongdoing?" " I have no comment to make." " This happened under your watch, General." "Lots of things happened under my watch." "Do you accept that there was any wrongdoing?" "General, do you accept there was any wrongdoing?" "He refused to speak to us in correspondence and he is maintaining that stance today." "No-one in the military, no-one in the police has been held accountable for the wrongdoing that was identified by Sir Desmond de Silva." "He had got married and settled down, went to university, got a job in the Sunday World." "Done his best, worked hard." "Three girls - and he would be a grandfather now." "Sunday World journalist Martin O'Hagan was determined to expose paramilitaries on all sides." "Here he is, in 1987." "He was visiting a high-security prison to report on a Loyalist protest and was mistaken for a supporter." "I'm up from the Sunday World to talk to this man!" "In 1973, Martin O'Hagan had been jailed himself, for his part in Republican violence." "But he had long abandoned conflict, and embraced the peace process." "He thought he was safe." "He thought the peace process was taking hold and he loved it and he wanted to be part of it and he wanted to move things along." "In 2008, the family thought a breakthrough had been made in his case - the main suspects had been arrested." "Five men were eventually charged in relation to the murder of Martin O'Hagan." "All were linked to the Loyalist Volunteer Force." "But the case fell apart - and Panorama can reveal why." "Prosecutors were relying on the testimony of a so-called "supergrass"." "But late into the case," "Special Branch produced paperwork that undermined his credibility." "It proved that the supergrass was a sworn member of the LVF - but he hadn't admitted this to prosecutors." "The case collapsed before reaching trial." "Special Branch had known of this evidence for more than a decade - yet it was not provided, even to the detectives investigating Martin's murder." "For such crucial evidence to have been deliberately withheld, speaks to the fact that the..." "Either the Special Branch or the security services were deliberately attempting to sabotage this prosecution, to protect their paid agents from prosecution." "In effect, guaranteeing them impunity for murder." "Claiming that it's deliberate - isn't that a big jump?" "There could be no other explanation as to why this evidence was not in the hands of the Public Prosecution Service." "Panorama has discovered that the Special Branch officer involved is now being investigated on suspicion of perverting the course of justice." "What do you think, when you learn this information is not revealed to the police that are actually investigating your brother's murder?" "Shocked." "Shocked and sickened - and especially when we have supported the police, when we have worked with the police, put our faith in the police." "Everything leads to one conclusion." "That one conclusion is that a force within the police, or exerting pressure on the police, is colluding to protect these people." "This is the funeral of the LVF founder - and the man playing the pipes is one of those suspected of the killing of Martin O'Hagan." "He is Drew King." "He strenuously denies involvement in both the LVF and the murder." "But over months, I've spoken to well-placed sources in the world of Loyalism - and they say that King was one of the killers." "Mr King, how are you?" "Darragh MacIntyre from BBC Panorama." "Mr King, I'd like to talk to you about the murder of Martin O'Hagan." "Mr King, we've been told that you were involved in the murder of Martin O'Hagan - is that true, Mr King?" "Mr King..." "Are you being protected, Mr King?" "Mr King, would you mind telling me - do you know anything about the murder of Martin O'Hagan, Mr King?" "Mr King, are you being protected?" "Mr King, can you tell me why Martin O'Hagan was killed?" "Was Martin O'Hagan killed because he was writing about you and writing about the LVF, Mr King?" "Drew King doesn't want to speak to us." "It's not the first time that a journalist has been targeted by suspected Government agents." "Jim Campbell survived, despite being shot five times in 1984." "Why were you shot?" "It was because I had been writing about a Loyalist gunman from Mid Ulster, called Robin Jackson, highlighting the fact that he'd been involved in several killings." "Robin Jackson was one of Northern Ireland's most notorious paramilitaries." "The courts have established that soldiers and serving police officers were members of his squad of killers." "This part of County Armagh was where they planned their attacks." "A village here gave rise to their name - the Glenanne gang." "Known as "the Jackal", Jackson had a role in dozens of murders." "A former soldier, it's understood that he was also a police informant." "I have been told that he was protected by one of the most senior policemen in Northern Ireland." "Jackson is dead - so, too, is the policeman who protected him." "But the horrors linked to Jackson's Glennane gang continue to stack up." "The Miami Showband killings - three dead." "The Dublin-Monaghan bombings - 34 dead." "The murders of Trevor Brecknell," "Seamus McKenna," "Patrick Falls," "Marion Bowen," "Michael McKenna." "Names, lives." "More than 120 murders - and the list grows with each year, as more information comes to light." "An official investigation has since concluded that the role of security force personnel in killings by the gang should have rung alarm bells all the way to the top of government." "It's about three miles from Glenanne to Kingsmills - for ever associated with that bloody weekend of January 1976." "Remember, the bloodshed had started with the murder of six Catholics." "We now know these killings were at the hands of the Jackal and his Glenanne gang." "A gang run by a protected terrorist killed Catholics - and the IRA murdered ten Protestants in revenge." "Did you feel guilty yourself, because you had survived?" "I still do." "Oh, why kill them?" "39 years on... ..I still can't make sense of it." "Speaking for my brother..." "I mean, he was so tolerant, he was so compassionate to people." "And so honest." "This is why we're here today, you know?" "Because this is important to us, that, you know, those lives were taken so brutally and so violently, and here we are, sitting 39 years later and we are trying to find truth and justice." "The families refuse to give up their search for the truth." "Almost four decades after the massacre, they've been granted a new inquest." "It's given them access to thousands of documents, including Alan's original police statement." "It turns out it wasn't lost, after all." ""I finished work at 5.15 and as usual," ""I made my way out to the front of the factory" ""and got into the firm's red-coloured Ford minibus."" "The documents have revealed that two of the suspects were already told that they wouldn't be arrested." "It was part of the Government's secret deal with so-called "on the run" IRA suspects." "A third suspect is this man, Colm Murphy." "He's denied it, but the allegation is remarkable, because Colm Murphy has already been held responsible in the civil courts for the deadliest attack in Northern Ireland - the Omagh bomb." "Two of the most horrific events of the Troubles - and he is linked to both." "I hate the term, "The Kingsmill Dead"." "To me, they're still real people." "They're not just names." "They're not just names." "They're real people." "But while the families have one set of priorities, the authorities have another." "I have to prioritise dealing with the present over dealing with the past." "I have to save lives today, I have to keep people safe today and that has to take priority over dealing with some of these legacy issues." "And I don't say that dismissively, I say it with a heavy heart, because these are difficult judgments to make and difficult decisions to make." "Some families have already been waiting more than 30 years for an inquest." "Now, it's been announced some cases may not be heard until 2040." "Is the justice system here failing victims in historic and legacy cases?" "The justice system at the moment isn't capable of dealing with a system of the past." "It's failing them, then?" "If the system isn't funded and doesn't have the resources, and doesn't have the right institutions to deal with the issues of the past, then certainly, victims are being failed." "The Government has promised an extra £150 million to deal with historic issues." "New proposals, including a special investigations team, have been agreed." "But they may not be up and running for at least two years." "But could it be that the very darkest moments of the Troubles are still not in public view - hidden in the secrets of the intelligence world?" "It was just meant to be." "I think she was meant to be the one." "Everything was so good and we were so good together." "Are you still in love with her?" "Yeah, I think I'll always be in love with Colleen." "I was kept downstairs in the hospital." "I said look, I want to see her." "It didn't matter what way she looked, I wanted to see her." "And I was allowed in and she was... ..lying on a bed..." "..and she had lost her eyes." "She had quite horrific injuries." " Did you speak to her?" " I did." "I just told her my feelings and... ..and that..." "I can't remember the complete words, but I just kept speaking over and over to her and her wedding ring was on her finger and we always said never to take the wedding rings off." "I just concentrated, I spoke more or less to it, rather than to her face, because she was quite badly...injured." "Colleen McMurray was killed in 1992, when an IRA rocket struck her patrol car in the border town of Newry." "She was one of more than 300 RUC officers killed in the Troubles." "Back then, Philip - a police officer himself - blamed the IRA, plain and simple." "Letters were sent from all quarters, expressing condolences." "This is a letter from a colonel in the Ministry of Defence." "This is from the Chief Constable of Northern Ireland's police force." ""Through her work, she was making an important contribution" ""to the restoration of peace in Northern Ireland."" "Sorrow, regret, from the highest offices in the land - but no mention of the role played by the State that night." "Or the fact that it was a State agent inside the IRA who had helped develop the very particular device used in the attack." "I worked with a bomb team based in Dundalk." "They developed bombs, they developed, you know, explosives, everything." "Peter Keely worked as an undercover agent for the Army," "MI5 and Special Branch." "We have agreed not to show his face." "Did you help develop explosives, explosive devices?" "Yes, I became part of that team and I was there and I was able to see what way developments were going." "He says he was not involved directly in the murder, but he says he helped design the technology that fired the rocket remotely." "Did the security services know about this technology?" " They did, yes." " How did they know about it?" "Because I told them." "Peter Keely says he told his handlers that the IRA was planning an attack - using the simple but deadly new detonator." "They knew the name of the person who had this device." "This person was a very big key player." "So, I had told them about that and that he had a car, it was ready to go." "I did not know where it was going, but they knew he had it, he had control of it." "We have verified that Keely met with the security services in London two weeks before the killing." "And we've spoken to police officers who say they received warning of an IRA attack in Newry, that day." "Philip McMurray believes somebody in the security services allowed the attack to go ahead." "It's not an easy thing to think of, with the background that both me and Colleen had." "But I think..." "In my opinion, something definitely wasn't right." "To the point that you believe that someone in the security services was prepared to sacrifice a police officer, prepared to sacrifice someone like Colleen?" "In my opinion, yes." "Yes." "All the evidence from the murder scene has disappeared." "And a police station log book which recorded threats has also vanished." "To uncover the truth," "Philip McMurray approached the Police Ombudsman in 2004." "You met with the husband of Police Constable Colleen McMurray." "What did you say to him, when you first met him?" "I said I was expecting to see him." " Why did you say that?" " I was fairly sure there was an informant who'd been protected in the case and it just seemed to me that sooner or later..." "..he would make his way to our door." "And I believe that agent has been protected over a number of years." "Not just in relation to that crime, but in relation to other crimes." "Do you believe that the security services were prepared to sacrifice a police constable that night, to protect an agent?" "No." "I think that may have been a mistake." "But the murder wasn't solved and that's where I think the problem is." "I think the problem is that they had an agent who was bringing in equipment which could be used to blow people up, and I believe that to be the case." "Peter Keely says his work as an agent meant he had to break the law." "But it also protected him from prosecution." "Were you a serious player in this world?" "Well, some people, it's up to them what way they view it." "I mean, I got a few people caught and jailed." " Terrorists." " Saved lives?" " Absolutely, yeah." "Did you take life?" "It has been alleged." "I can't answer that question, because there's ongoing police investigations." "There was no talk of investigations back then." "How much impunity did you have?" "An easy way to describe it is, I walked on water." "The State paid an agent who helped develop a bomb that killed a police officer." "Then all the evidence goes missing." "Now, truth and justice seem lost, too." "I think I'll always be fighting it." "I'll always be looking for truth, because I'd be letting Colleen down if I didn't." "11 years after he lodged his complaint with the Ombudsman," "Philip McMurray is still waiting for a final report." "Some truths of Northern Ireland's Troubles are seeping into public view." "But only because of the efforts of those families who have battled for decades to get to the secret intelligence files, to get to the truth." "Those stories can be told, they should be told." "As long as they stay in files, they will continue to pollute the political atmosphere." "So, if the British Government thinks that the past is going to go away mysteriously, it's not going to happen." "In this modern world, the media and victims will keep after those records, from now to kingdom come." "For the relatives of those killed in the Ormeau Road bookmaker's, there has also been another startling discovery." "It's about the assault rifle that the police said had been disposed of." "The families already knew it had been found - now they've been told exactly where." "It's almost beyond belief." "That's the Imperial War Museum - and that's where the rifle used in the Ormeau Road bookie's shooting was found - on display." "Evidence from an unsolved multiple murder that somehow ends up as a museum piece." "Inside the museum, you can still see where the murder weapon was displayed." "It has also now also been linked to two other unsolved murders." "Crucial evidence from a police investigation, secretly moved to a military museum." "The State seems to want to treat the Troubles as history." "But for Billy and the other families, the memories haven't faded." "You've never been in it since, have you?" "No." "Wouldn't go in it." "Never been in it." "I drink in the wee bar where my father drinks." "I drink with people who drunk with him." "They tell the old stories and I walk by it everyday and I look up at the photograph and..." "I know it never leaves you." "Investigations continue into the role of agents in dozens and dozens of killings." "Once, it was unimaginable that the State would have murderers on the payroll." "Not any more." "Martin O'Hagan's brothers are taking matters into their own hands." "They're offering a £50,000 reward for information about the killers." "I've been doing this here for 13 years and I'll continue to do it and if I'm not doing it, one of me other brothers will be doing it." "One of us will always be doing it, will ALWAYS keep going, until we get to a satisfactory conclusion." "The families won't give up until they know exactly what role the State played in the killings - what the State did, or didn't do." "I want the truth" " Karen wants the truth." "All the families, they can all handle the truth, no matter how awful it is - but we do want it."

"La Rochelle, autumn 1941." "The "Battle of the Atlantic" grows stronger." "Germany's U-Boats fleet, with which Hitler hoped to starve Britain, is beginning to suffer major setbacks." "The British escort freighters with destroyers, with increasing success." "Nevertheless, more U-boats are ordered into battle from their French Atlantic ports." "Of the 40,000 German U-boat sailors serving in World War II 30,000 never returned." "The final night onshore." "We sail at 7 tomorrow morning." "My first assignment on a U-Boat with no idea where they are sending us." "The central Atlantic, probably." "Only a few Boats out there." "They reinforced their protection, it's a bad month." "The tommies learned their lesson." "The aces, there are not many left." "Prien, Schepke, Kretschmer, all lost during attacks." "They all drowned, except for Kretschmer." "Kelsch sank off of Gibraltar." "Endrass, with a nervous breakdown." "Our boatswain's mate." "He's on quite a bender." "The street is closed." "Who are those pigs?" "The street's free." "Water on!" "They call that "fireboat drill." They're all guys from our boat." "Captain." "Merkel's crew." "They ship out tomorrow as well." "Come on, comrades, let's explode the whorehouse." "Just don't miss!" " Stick some greetings in with it!" " See you soon, comrades." "They're chickenshit." "They need that like the grave warriors the schnapps." "What's going on here?" "Okay, ready, fire!" "Captain!" "My second officer." "This is Lieutenant Werner, navy war correspondent." "He'll ship out with us." "He'll report on everything that catches his eye." "Welcome aboard, lieutenant." "Good evening." "Lieutenant, come along and have a drink with us." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Two beers, please." "Of course, captain." "Right away." "Those are some meatballs." "It's nice here, isn't it?" "Come with me." "Where's Thomsen?" "I thought he wanted to celebrate his Knight's Cross." "Any news from your wife?" "They only connect private calls after 10:00." "Two beers." "It can't get worse than this." "Captain." "I'm reporting back from U-96." "Oil provisions onboard and fully armed." "The boat is clear for sea." " Thank you, lieutenant." " One more thing, captain." "On the drive here, I was molested by some of the crew." "They..." "An outrageous event." "They..." "Say it already, they peed on you." " Exactly, captain." " Me too." "Come, sweetheart." "Let the boy live, the Führer still needs him." "Prosit, lieutenant." "To the Freichor Tönitz." " First time on a U-boat?" " Yeah." "First time." "It's gonna be exciting." "Do you have a will?" "Excuse me?" "Thirteen boats down last month." "Sank with men and mice." "Exciting, huh?" "One moment, please." "I'm asking for your attention." "To the newly appointed Knight's Cross carrier Captain Lieutenant Thomsen!" "Three big cheers!" "There is Thomsen from the old gang." "Always drunk now." "Quiet in this whorehouse!" "Quiet!" "To our wonderful abstaining and womanless Führer whose career rose gloriously from apprentice painter to the greatest battle strategist of all times." " He better watch his mouth." " Why?" "Isn't it true?" "He's a great naval expert who took it upon himself in his immeasurable wisdom..." "How do I go on?" "Who showed that English bed wetter that cigar-chomping asshole of Churchill where exactly to go and stick his stinking cigars!" "Don't cry, Françoise, don't cry." "I want to have it." "You know the Resistance." "They make short work of collaborators." "I want to have it." "If you should not come back..." "I'll come back." "I promise." "Oh, excuse me." "I'll see you tomorrow." "I have to make a call." "Phillip, this isn't the old gang." "Now it's their turn." "All wet guys." "Bigmouths." "Ass cheeks together, squeeze the balls and the belief in the Führer in their eyes." "They, too, will quiet down." "Alarm!" "Hello?" "Shit." "Lousy eels." "Torpedo failures?" "Many." "Sabotage, you can count on that." "Did you hear about Kelsch?" "Went down off of Gibraltar." "It was reported." "Not a good year for the old gang." "The tide is turning." "When are you going out?" "Tomorrow morning." "Come on, boy." "Show the tommies." "I'll go pee and leave, then." "I still have plans." "Hey!" "You old pig, you!" "Combat!" "Conquer or die!" "Come on." "Come on, Phillip, get up!" "Come, give me a hand!" "I wanted to really screw my brains out but I am not in the condition to fuck." " That'll do." " Sieg Heil!" "The Thomsen boat." "Is there a special report while still in dock?" " Starboard propeller blade was bent." " I see." "That explains that whining noise at low RPM." "New propeller." "We've got a brand-new propeller, captain." "Chief engineer to the optical workshop." "Call from Germany." "Our boat." "Crew, stand by for inspection!" "Attention!" "Eyes, left." "Crew is present and accounted for, captain." "Lower and upper decks clear for sea." "Thank you, Number One." "At ease." "Well, men..." " All set?" " All set, captain!" "We have a guest onboard." "Lieutenant Werner." "Navy war correspondent." "He's going to have a look around." "He wants to see good German heroes." " So act appropriately." " Yes, captain!" "To manoeuvre stations." "Bockstiegel, pull in the rope." "Don't let them overpower you!" "All the best!" "Good luck!" " Do you have a sense for romance?" " Excuse me?" "There, the empty house next to the warehouse." "Is that for you?" "Not that I would know." "Isn't that area out of bounds?" "Oh, yes." "Françoise." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye!" "Victory!" "And good hunting!" "The escorts left us at noon." "The dark plume of smoke from the pathmaker disappeared." "The patrol boat is gone as well." "The quartermaster's taken his final land measurement." "The look outs feel the salty tang of the Atlantic on their lips." "The Boat is alone now, on course." "Move those crates of lettuce back there!" "This isn't a vegetable garden!" "Battle station, where we maintain and stow the torpedoes." "Heads up, boys!" "You're gonna be in the paper!" " Thank you, men." " Come along, follow me." "Here we have the can." "One toilet for 50 men." "The other's full of provisions." "More space for eating, less to shit." "That's some kind of logic, huh?" "The chief petty officer's quarters." "My home, if you will." "Here's the war room." "When I see you store your stuff, I could puke." "That's way too much!" "It's nice here, very cosy." " Where are you, lieutenant?" " Coming." "Excuse me, please." "Careful!" "This radio shack here." " Here's the control room." " Could've lived without him." "So this is the control room." " The boat's command post." " Thanks." "So this goes on to the U Room." "Let's move this out of the way." " Morning, lieutenant." " Morning, lieutenant." "This is where the petty officers bunk." "Sleeps 12 men." "Most bunks are shared by two guys." "One sleeps while the other's on duty." "That means when one man comes off watch he climbs into the other man's stink." "Right?" "This bunk's for you." "Got one to yourself since you're a guest onboard." "Here, lieutenant, that's for you too." "And here's your escape gear." "Very important." "It's only for show." "More for use in the Baltic Sea." "But it's useful when the diesel stinks." "Or when Frenssen farts." "Come with me." "Let us pass." " This is our galley." " Ah." " And here's Johann, the ghost." " Who?" "Well, Johann, everything lubed?" "Take pictures of returning crews, not of departing crews." "Why is that?" "Because they mean something then." "The tommies should feel ashamed if they see in the paper who gives them hell." "Baby-faced kids." "Babies that belong on the mother's breast." "To be among them makes you feel ancient." "It's like a children's crusade." " Permission to pass?" " Yeah." " Bon appétit." " Thank you." "Thank you." " From Mexico, aren't you?" " Yes, south of Mexico City." " Nice there?" " Yes, captain." "Good climate because of the high altitude." "Quite a way." "It was my duty as a German to come." "What did you do there?" "I worked on a plantation." "It belongs to my stepparents." " So you are the boss' son?" " You could say so." "Stand by, first watch and starboard watch." "Excuse me." "Can I get by?" "Permission to go on watch, captain?" "A new breed, our Mexican recruit." "Young marcher." "Worldly, evolved." "He's so uptight, he could crack nuts with his butt cheeks." "Captain, wind northwest, circling right." "Good visibility." "Barometer, 1003 millibar." "No special incidents." "Thanks, navigator." "After all the problems and worries onshore our first day at sea seems like a pleasure cruise in the middle of war." "Our general course is 317 degrees." "Only the captain knows our final destination." "It was about time to ship out." "Attention!" "Zero!" " Thirty-six degrees, 20.5 minutes." " Good." "Stay alert." "This area isn't safe." "The tommies know exactly when we ship out." "There are enough informers." "Dock workers, cleaning ladies, prostitutes." "Damn beasts." "Excuse me, captain." "If you can't handle it, don't do it." "Were you part of it?" "Fireboat drill?" "Yes, captain." "At least you can aim." "Twenty minutes..." "Screws, eggs." " Permission to come up?" " Yes." "Alarm!" " Stand by, main vents!" " Stand by, main vents." "Starboard exhaust valve!" "All men forward!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, come on, move it!" "Come on, move it!" "Up!" "Up!" "Up!" "Come on, move!" "Faster, faster!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" "I wanna see steam coming out of your ass!" "In case you didn't know, it's an alarm!" "You're not on a pleasure cruise!" "Get into diving positions!" "Lower negative tank." "Attention." "Stern up 10." "April fools." "Practice makes perfect." "Don't get rusty." "A practice drill." "Level off, chief." "Bow up 15." "Stern up 10." "Planes at zero." " Levelled off, sir." " Shut all main vents." "All main vents shut." "Take her down." "Let's see how the valves and seals hold up." "Bow planes down 15, stern up 10." "The shipyard warranty extends to 90 metres." "But of course, we could go deeper." "There's a limit somewhere." "We can only take so much pressure before the boat will be crushed." "Check hull valves." "Check hull valves." " The water pressure." " Yeah, sure." "Deeper." "140 metres." " She must take this depth." " 150." "160 metres." "That'll do for now." "Surface." " Surface." " Bow up 10." "Stern up 5." "Well?" "Thank you." "We're not an ordinary ship." "Very interesting." "Incoming, bearing 3-2-0 and closing." "Get on." "Both planes down, full." "Wait, my friends." "You only get one more chance." "That was it." "Shut all main vents." "Check hull valves." "The show is over." "Once a whore pissed on my back." "That felt so good." "You're a pervert." "I can tell you some really sexy tricks." "For an example, you take a cork with a nail stuck in it and a violin string attached on the side of it stick it in the asshole and then sideways jack off." "Could it be any more complicated?" "Listen, it's supposed to buzz real good in there." "Our first night onboard." "It's hard to switch off and relax." "The heat of the compartment the stench of oil the engine-room watchers coming and going." "There is so much to get used to." "As for the officers I bunk with they don't let my presence cramp their style." "The way they keep harping on subject number one I'll be lucky to get any sleep." "Is that her?" "The girl from the window of the ruin?" "French girl?" "You know the shop that sells flowers beside Café à l'Ami Pierrot?" " Beside where?" " A I'Ami Pierrot." "Sure, I know it." "The two pretty salesgirls, Jeannette and the other one's called..." "Françoise." "We're engaged." "Secretly, of course." "Can I see?" "Very pretty." "Really." "What's wrong?" "She's pregnant." "But, Ullmann don't you know what that means?" "If the Resistance ever finds out that she has a German baby..." "What can I do?" "She wants to have it." "You've got problems, Ullmann." "Fifth day at sea." "No convoy." "No ship." "Nothing." "What's today's calendar quotation?" ""One can only be one's best when it seems unnaturally hard."" "Cicero." "Excuse me?" ""One can only be one's best when it seems unnaturally hard."" "Give it to me." "It's always best when it's hard." "Special announcement from Führer's headquarters October 23, 1941." "The Armed Forces High Command has issued the following announcement:" "Last night, the Navy and the Luftwaffe tightened their stranglehold on the British Isles." "Our U-Boats in the Atlantic sank 11 merchant ships and one destroyer." "Wiping out 53, 000 gross registered tons of enemy shipping in one blow." "Waste of shipping space." "Three ships and one tanker were severely damaged." "All they talk is tonnage, these morons." "All good, seaworthy ships." "We've become nothing but agents now for their vicious propaganda." "Just scrap merchants." "Butchers of the sea." "Our masters in Berlin spend all their time finding Churchill clever new nicknames." "What's their latest creation?" "Drunken pig." "Fat bore." "Paralytic." "I must say, for a drunken paralytic, he's putting up a damn good fight." "You'll see." "We'll force him to his knees." "That is my firm belief." "Listen to me, smart guy." "He is a long way from being down on his knees." "I'd like to know how many of his ships are getting through us right now while we sit on our behinds waiting for orders." "Where are our planes and ships, Herr Goering?" "The British have plenty of them." "Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob." "Big heroes." "Nothing but hot air." "All of them." "Go on put that one down." "It'll make exciting reading in your epic." "The Propaganda Ministry will love it." "I didn't know you were interested, sir." "You were mistaken, then." "Music, we need." "Think our Hitler youth leader might put a record on for us?" "The "Tipperary" song if you have no objections!" "Hey, now we're in the Royal Navy." "A simple record won't make you into the King of England, Number One." "Shut the door you lazy pig!" "Stupid jerk." "They should use him as a doorstop." "His rear end's big enough." "One of these days, he'll stick it in the can and he won't be able to pull it out again." " Morning." " Lieutenant." " Morning." " Morning, lieutenant." " It stinks in here." " Sweaty feet and hair grease." "Pilgrim's specialty." "Tastes just like old shit these rotten eggs." "Like baby poop." "Maybe he wants to hatch chickens in the control room." "That's right, ducks in a bilge." "Why not?" "Sweet little ducklings." "We could feed them green snot." " You dirty pig." " Why?" "What's wrong?" "That would make them happy." "Every morning they'd feed on those delicious things." " Permission to come up." " Yes." "Morning." "Aircraft closing, 1-7-0." "Alarm!" "Move it, gangway." "Stay down." "Move it." "Out of the way." "Slow down." "Watch out." "Watch it." " Upper deck secured." " Flood buoyancy tanks." "Flooded." "Take her down, 60 metres." "I'm sure it came from the port side, out of the sun." "Not identified." "These fliers they send out sure take some chances, you must admit." "Up there alone in their ancient machines waiting to swoop down on their prey." "Bombs could be dumped anywhere." "Who would see it?" "Our loving Lord?" "Our loving Lord sees everything." "Sheer luck he didn't see us." "Or was it a sea gull, huh?" "Difficult to see when they fly at you out of the sun." "Well, Dufte, well." "We'll surface in five minutes." "It can happen to anyone." "Stand by to surface." "The days tracked by in endless succession." "On watch or off." "Nothing ever happens." "There's only one sound that fascinates us more and more." "The chirping of Morse code from the hydrophone." "Very laboriously, the decoding machine converts a meaningless jumble of letters into a message." "But is it for us?" "Well?" "Nope." "Nothing for us." "The line that records our course zigzags like a frightened hare across the chart." "The routine never changes." "Day in, day out, always the same." "Every day, the same routine, on watch and off watch." "Everywhere you smell the acrid stench of oil, sweat, bilge and damp clothing." "Morning, sir." "Morning's great." "Twenty minutes to go, lieutenant." "Don't waste, peel thinner." "Orders from the top." "More coffee over here." "It's just before midnight." "First watch is standing by to go on top." "To get their eyes used to the darkness the control room has switched to red lights." " Watch out" " Goddamn!" " I have coffee all over me." " Uneasy times, huh?" "Pass the towel." "The captain, funny guy, isn't he?" "He's reading his letters again." "What kind of letters?" "Love letters." "He's got himself engaged to this Nazi chick." "Flier's widow." "Nazi chick?" "They say they're great fucks." "What do you mean?" "They teach the girls at the Reich school special techniques." "Such as?" "They stick chalk in their asses and write on the chalkboard, "Otto, Otto."" "It's true." "That's why they're so flexible." " Morning, men." " Morning, lieutenant." "Ocean, nothing but the ocean." "Not a sign of the enemy." "Just grubby necks, torn shirts, sweaty blankets and worst of all, our own miserable faces." "Lousy fog." "Lousy weather." "Lousy damn patrol." "None of our folks back home know where we are." "No mail, contact forbidden, nothing." "I guess when we're sunk, we're reported missing, some month later." "Married yet, Kriechbaum?" "I didn't waste any time, eh?" "We're working on the fifth one." "Johann, it's good for you, fresh air." "No." "They're strange, these machine-room people." ""Aid to cleanliness," four letters." "Bath." "Thank you." ""Deep affection," four letters." "Love." "Perfect." "Intellectual starvation, I would say." "Signal decoder." "One moment." "Five, six, seven, eight." "New course, sir?" "One minute." "Can I see the radiogram?" "Convoy Square at AK 2246." "Mean course, 60 degrees." "Speed, 8 knots." "U-boat 37." "U-boat 37, that's Martin's boat moving in to attack." "Too far away." "We'll never make it." "Damned!" "When do we get some orders?" "Well, Johann?" "Captain." "What's up with the diesels?" "The diesels seem satisfied, sir." "Satisfied and all full." "The chief is worried about our fuel consumption." "The chief is a careful man." "What's your opinion?" "The chief knows what's best." "Funny times, Johann." "To be careful means very little." "They need heroes and they are not too particular." "They make use of a broken hero." "Like Thomsen." "Or a dead hero." "Like Kelsch." "A good seaman is also a careful seaman, right Johann?" "Says as much in naval regulations." "Isn't that so?" "On these diesels, you can depend, captain." "It's all right, Johann." "Excuse me." "For your journal?" " Yes, wonderful stuff." " Let's see you work!" "The press is here." "This way a moment." "Yes, wonderful." "So nicely greased with Vaseline now." "Come on." "We're ready to ram it in!" "Don't let me disturb you." "Carry on working." "Can I just bring you around this way?" "Yes, good." " Yes." "Yes." " Quick!" "Quick!" "Move it!" "Yes, this is great." "Can you go this way?" "Can I take this?" "Good." "Let's have some again with..." "Who did that?" "Apply compressed air." "The worst day since we shipped out." "We avoid talking to each other." "We avoid each other like lepers." "Oh, my God, what a useless yo-yo!" "At least she had a real nice shape." "Must make the best of what's there." "She hasn't got a friend." "The girl's not a dame, huh?" "Hey." "The exhaust doors, to countersink, I'll never forget that again." "I remember a day in Paris, in a bistro." "Good, what is it?" "Is it real sexy?" "Let's have it." "There is this black guy with that blond girl." "And she's playing with him under the table." "They are not shy about that at all." "Those sluts in Paris." "Me neither, man." "Then he starts moaning, rolls his eyes I check underneath the table and see him come and it lands on my shoes." "That's still better than in your coffee." " Mine is warm." " They might relieve us sooner." " It's always the same." " They always turn up late." "Hey, watch out, man." "Nothing is happening." "Nothing." "We are sailing in limbo." "The silence onboard is like the inside of a coffin." "One goddamn toilet, and then you have to share with this whore." "Where is our friend the bible-thumper coming from, Schwalle?" "He's a church Berger." "Must be a pretty good place, huh, Schwalle." "They raise the afterbirths and chuck the babies in the garbage dump." "Hey, friend what chapter is it today, Lord, my host?" "Shut your dirty mouth." " Shut up, huh?" "I'll shut your mouth." " Leave me alone." "Gives me a bloody pain, spouting this religious stuff." "Let him have his way, we'll be crawling on both knees, singing and praying." "Tell me, now you got any hairs up your nose?" " Why?" " I've got some up my ass." "Maybe we could knit them together." "Françoise, my love this is my 14th letter, but you've yet to see one." "20th day at sea." "Head foggy, limbs hurt, eyes burn." "It's all so crazy." "Inhale bad smells and produce our own." "What a madness." " Alarm!" " Alarm!" "Get topside." "Flood it!" "All main vents open!" "There's a shadow appearing starboard." " Take her down 30 metres." " Down 30 metres." "Stern planes up." "Easy." "Bow planes down 10." "Planes at zero." "Anything on the starboard beam?" "Propeller sounds." "1-1-0 degrees." "Way aft of us." "Contact growing fainter." "Fading faster." "All right." "We'd better stay down now." " Steer 1-2-0." " Steer 1-2-0." "A lone ship travelling fast." "We have no chance of getting her in this light." "Steady on 1-2-0, sir." " Stand by to take a reading." " Stand by to take a reading." "Try to take a reading." "Stand by to take a reading." ""It's more than merely superficial to take care in dress and personal appearance." "It denotes that the inner man is someone upstanding and has a corresponding effect on other people." "An officer should be thoroughly unpretentious in his dressing deportment." "This, regrettably, is not always the case." "In the old days young officers used to be treated more indulgently in this respect." "Mindful that the German lieutenant had always been prepared to die in a pinch, his superiors..."" "Comfortable, huh?" "No mail, no telephone." "Well-ventilated boat." "Solid-wood panelling." "Free food too." "We're in clover here." "Like fresh horse droppings." "They're rolling in clover as well." "They've no need to work to make a living." "They're even allowed to smoke." ""...and when all that remains in the gaze that they turn on him is the age-old question that betokens ultimate trust and confidence:" "'Sir, where do you order us to die?" "'" "A junior officer reaps the full fruits of his labour as leader and educator when given responsibility for the training..."" "U-boat special cocktail." "Jealous?" "Stop that!" ""Our recent triumphs:" "We dive to evade enemy aircraft." "Lost contact." "Dive to avoid destroyer." "Depth charge."" "The British have stopped making mistakes." "Cut off extra supply of fuel to the engines!" " Torpedo rooms, carry out lateral..." " Come on!" "Check the gyro angles." " Watch out!" " Check periscope alignment." "I'll be in the engine room." " 0-6-0." " Check." "What's going on?" " Look out!" "Here we go, girls." " What's happening?" "It's U-32." "She's spotted a British convoy somewhere in our vicinity." "We should be there in 10 hours." " Now hear this." " Listen." "U-32 is operating against a convoy." "We are joining in the hunt." "Contact expected anytime after 1800 hours." "Over." "Soon we'll get rid of these beauties." "They're all ready for blastoff." "Over 30 freighters!" "Berthold has to wait till we arrive." "He followed the convoy and keeps in contact with us." "For me, it's the best craft afloat, the U-boat." "And sailing ships." "Skimming across the sea like a bird on a wing." "I've sailed on a three-masted schooner." "Wonderful ship." "Lots of room." "Hulls big as churches." "That's a fine way to waste fuel." "Lunatic." "Damn this weather!" "Come on, give us another squirt." "Another two hours." "Why doesn't Berthold signal us?" "Maybe one of their destroyers got him on the run." "On the alert these days, the British." "They keep their destroyers well out of sight." "Very neat deflect us from our course before our boat is in range." "Or force us to dive." "Yeah, yeah, it's no submarine picnic, let me tell you." "Damn this weather, damn it." "We could pass the British completely without seeing them." "We should be well within range." "Why doesn't Berthold signal us?" "Why haven't we heard from HQ?" "Visibility is nil, sir!" "It's useless!" " Prepare to dive." " Prepare to dive!" " Clear the bridge now!" " Shut it!" "Diving positions!" "Stand by, main vents." " Take her down 30 metres." " Bow planes up 10." "Stern down 5." "Bow planes zero." "Stern zero." "What's up?" "Why are we diving?" " Hydrophone check." " What?" "In bad weather, you are able to hear more than see on the surface." "Stern planes up 5." "Easy." "Both planes zero." "Can't you make a contact?" "Nothing?" "Captain." "Captain." "Here." "Contact bearing 0-6-0." "Quite faint." "Depth charges." "They're blasting someone." "What's the bearing from us now?" "Moving right 0-4-5 degrees." "Moving away from us." " Surface!" "Steer 3-3-0." " Steer 3-3-0." "Bow up 10, stern down 5." "All ahead two-thirds." "Note this in our logbook:" "In spite of bad weather, decided to commence operation." "Moving in now." "Steady on 3-3-0, sir." "Damn the stinking weather!" " How does it look?" " One minute, captain." "We are here." "The enemy should be here if they haven't zigzagged." "Freighter on starboard bow!" "Bearing 0-4-0." "They're over there!" "0-4-0 and closing!" "That's no freighter." "No, a destroyer." "Coming straight at us." "Clear the bridge." "Take her down!" " Come to periscope depth." " Come to periscope depth." "Bow planes up 10." "Both planes zero." "Stern down 5." "Come up." " Stand by, battle stations." " Stand by, battle stations." " Stand by, battle stations." " Stand by, battle stations." "Out of the way, damn it!" "Gangway!" "Make way!" "Go, go, go!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Hop, hop, hop!" "Keep it level, chief." "Flood tubes one through four." " Flood tubes one through four." " Flood tubes one through four." "He wants to attack the destroyer." "Crazy in this weather." "Tubes one through four, flooded." "Watch your depth, chief." "Bow planes up 2." "Stern planes down 2." "Come on." "Both planes come to zero." "13.5 metres." " Open bow caps now." " Open bow caps." "Enemy speed to 1-0." "Bow left." "Bow angle 0-3-0." "Range, 6000." "Depth, 2 metres." "Torpedo speed, 4-0." "Spread shots from tubes one and three." " Angle of spread, 3 degrees." " Spread shot, tubes one and three." "Angle of spread, 3 degrees." "Tubes one through four ready for submerged firing." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "Close bow caps." "Take her deeper, chief!" "Take her deeper!" "Depth charges dropped!" "Depth charges!" "Get some fuses, quick!" "Check all hull valves and closures." "Control, all secure." "Forecastle clear." "No serious damage." "They must have spotted our periscope." "Seems incredible with that sea condition." "Both planes steady at zero." "Level at 60 metres." "Is it getting louder?" "Seems constant." "Ahead of us." "2-8-0." "Two hundred and eighty..." "Thirty-five..." "Drawing further ahead, 2-9-5." " Left full rudder." " Left full rudder." "Rudder is left full, sir." "Steer due north." " Deeper, chief." " Bow planes down 15." "Stern up 10." "Pump 200 litres forward." "All ahead one-third." "200 metres forward, chief." "Both main motors indicate ahead one-third." "Now it gets psychological, friends." "Check torpedo tubes!" "Check torpedo tubes!" "For God's sake!" "Easy." "Easy, guys." "This is nothing." "Kill unnecessary lights." " Kill lights." " Kill lights." "Silent speed." "Both main engines at 50 RPM." "Both engines indicate 50 RPM." "Contact coming closer, 0-5-2 degrees, starboard bow, closing." "Closing fast." "Midships." "Both main engines full ahead." "Right full rudder." "Both main engines indicate full ahead." "Right full rudder." "Coming straight for us, sir." "He knows what he's doing." "Deeper." "Bow down 20." "Stern up 5." "Destroyer coming nearer." "Almost above us now." " Deeper, chief, quick." " Stern up 10." "Don't be afraid." "It's only the pressure." "Deeper." "Stern up 15." "Pump out 250 litres." "Come on, hurry!" "Tighten this flange!" "Hurry up!" "Bring her up 150 metres, chief!" "Forward 20!" "Stern down 10!" "Come on, Frenssen, quickly!" "Come on, tighter, Frenssen!" "Hurry!" "Get the damn thing tightened!" "Depth-gauge hull valves secured." "Both planes are eased to zero." "Level at 150 metres." "Becoming louder." "She's turned around, 0-5-5." "Go on, get it over." "Contact closing fast." "They're above us." "Just above us." "Contact fading to starboard." "Twenty-two." "Twenty-three." "They are far away." "Contact receding aft." "Can barely hear it." "Now?" "It has passed us by." "I think that will be all this time." "Silent speed." "Both main engines silent speed, 50 RPM." "Both main engines indicate 50 RPM." " All compartments report damage." " All compartments report damage." "All compartments report damage." "From my private collection." " How does it look in the engine room?" " It's smashed up quite badly." " Be able to patch her up at sea?" " Already started." "Be sure and make it good, chief." "I've got a feeling we're going to see some action." "Nothing?" "Waited over an hour now." " I guess we've frightened them off, sir." " Don't be so sure." "He could have stopped and is still there waiting to surprise us when we try to surface." "Not dumb, the British." "Stay on silent speed." "When it's dark, we'll surface." " Aye, aye, captain." " I guess we'll see." "Captain." "Thanks." " What's the light like up top?" " It's dark." "Sun set two hours ago." "Prepare to surface, 30 metres." " Thirty metres." " Bow planes up 15, stern planes up 5." "Ninety." "Eighty metres." "Seventy." "Sixty metres." "Fifty." "Coming up fast." " Sound check at 30." " Planes at zero." "Stern down 3." "Level at 30 metres." "Well?" " Periscope depth." " Periscope depth." "Bow up 3." "Stern down 5." "Come up." "Stern up 3." "Zero." " Surface." " Bow set to blow." "We made it." "We have returned from hell." "If only your mother could see you now!" " What's he doing here?" " I don't know." "It's the cylinder head gasket." "Probably just a loose bolt." "Can you tighten it?" "We got a call from U-48." " We'll talk about it." " Yes." "I'll be there right away." " Do we have to turn in off?" " Yes, lieutenant." "Cut it out!" "All this damn noise!" "I got bad news, guys." "What's up now?" "Our soccer team is losing." "Five to zero." "Not a chance of making the finals now." "It can't be!" "I just don't believe it!" "Weather forecast, very low pressure." "Wind speeds up to 150 to 200 kilometres per hour." "Heavy disturbance, resulting from interaction between subtropical and polar air currents." "This means a storm." "Drop them." "You dirty little boy." "Crabs." "A whole army of them." "A winkie like yours, they'll eat it down to the bone." "Give them a blowout with the gunpowder!" "Excuse me, lieutenant." "Needs a shave, this meat does." "What are those things crawling about on your eyebrows?" "Pardon?" "A case for the medic, I'd say." "Crabs, by the look of them." " What's wrong?" " Are you joking?" "When the creatures begin to surface, it's the fifth stage." "You know, I'm certain we'll meet a British convoy." "Too bad." "Berthold stopped communications." "Headquarters are waiting as well." "They want him to report his location." "Now this." "North Atlantic interferences." "Couldn't be worse." "Well..." "At least we're showing you a good time." "Okay, guys, get that stuff into the torpedo room." "Hey, you two, give me a hand." "Move it." "Don't fall asleep." " Boatswain." " Yes, lieutenant?" " Do you know where the medic is?" " In the bow compartment, lieutenant." " Come on in." "The more the merrier." " The crabs got you too!" "Hey, lieutenant, got your swimsuit on?" "Oh, darling, that's divine." "Are you looking for your camera, lieutenant?" "Hoist the sails, the wind is blowing." "At least we don't have to deal with airplanes in this shitty weather." "It's a hard life at sea, huh?" "Not if you took it lying down." "What's the matter, lieutenant, still can't find your camera?" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant, watch yourself, sir." " What?" " Take it easy!" "Calm down!" "Have you gone crazy or something?" "Guess what." "Have you heard the latest?" "Our Dufte is tying the knot." " Lord help the stupid pig!" " You're such a mean bastard!" "I thought he only jerks off!" "They should stick you in a zoo and mate you with a chimpanzee." "Here are pictures of the beautiful fräulein!" " Let me see." " Where did you find them, asshole?" "Asshole!" "Are you really fucking this broad?" " I've got a great idea." " What?" "How'd you like to take a swim in this weather?" "Can you swim at all?" "These boats are built to take it." "A real storm on a sailing ship." "You should try that sometime." "You hardly feel a thing down here." " Captain?" " Compass." "The boat's heaving starboard." "I can't keep her on course." "No cause for concern." "But it is pointless, sir." "We're burning up fuel for nothing." "Prepare to dive." " Diving stations!" " Diving stations." "Stand by, all main vents." "What a blessing." "How merciful." "How blissful." "The captain is taking us down for an hour." "One hour of peace and quiet." "Not the greatest success, is it?" "Position reports, very faint." "SOS calls from enemy freighters." "Well, well..." "When the rudder breaks on one of those old tenders there's nothing to do but pray." "The sea can't sink us, Hinrich." "No ship's as safe as our U-boats." "Hinrich." "Put the record on again." "You know the one." "Our 40th day at sea." "The storm has been raging now for one whole week." "Watch out!" "Heads down!" "Look out!" "Man overboard!" "Pilgrim!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "I got him!" "Make way!" "Hold on!" "The first-aid kit." "Bring the first-aid kit!" "Damn it!" "Bring the first-aid kit!" "Damn it!" " Prepare to dive." " The first-aid kit!" ""Self-discipline is the only road to military leadership." "No form of training is possible without his example."" "Three ribs cracked and a gash on the head." "He was lucky." "What a rotten month." "Absolutely rotten." "Mildew is good for you." "A royal organism just like hyacinths." "Anything that grows on this boat we've got to be grateful for." "Must be snowing already back home." ""If you wish to learn the art of leadership become a whole person."" "Strange." "It's been years since I've seen snow." " Can I have a look?" " Sure." "Your wife?" "The 15th day of the storm." "Look!" "There, in front!" "There!" "Bridge to captain, U-boat at port bow!" "A German boat!" "A German U-boat!" "Heading 3-5-0." "Over there." "Almost straight ahead!" "You're right!" " Both engines stop." "Bring up the light." " Both engines stop!" "Bring up the light!" "Look, it's Thomsen!" "Thomsen!" "Both engines stop." "Bring up the lights." "It's Thomsen!" "Good hunting, you old rascal!" "My God, Phillip." "So they've pushed you out to sea again." "Goddamn it!" "A dozen boats we've got in the Atlantic!" "From Greenland to the Azores, a mere dozen!" "But still we almost collide with one of our own!" "Sixty metres." "Boat is trimmed, sir." "Something's wrong here." "Have you checked on our position?" " More or less, captain." " More or less?" "That's not good enough!" "We haven't had a sun shot in 14 days." "And we've been drifting in this storm." "Hard to compute." "I understand." "We make a few errors in our own position, the others do the same and we end up playing collision games, leaving the route wide open." "And so we allow the British to shove the whole armada through." "Yeah, yeah." "It's another story when you're in the middle of the ocean, lieutenant." "I hope you're making notes of all this." "Maybe headquarters will listen to you." "You've more influence than I have, sir." "So you believe that?" "Come up 100 metres aft." "Stern planes up 10." "Hey, man, ram it with a cork, will you?" "Dirty pig." "It's gas, you know." "These Brussels sprouts." "Horst!" "Spirits are abysmally low." "This ordeal is putting human endurance to the test." "It's an experiment to sound out the limits of our ability to suffer." "It's happened at last." "After three weeks and two days the storm has subsided." "From now on, the intensity and extent of military operations in the East will be governed by the onset of the Russian winter." "Despite attacks..." "A signal, captain." "... German and Italian troops have had local successes." "Enemy forces met with heavy losses." "While bombarding strategic targets in Leningrad our artillery hit an ammunition dump, causing severe explosions and fires." "Nothing from Thomsen?" "I've been trying to make contact with him for days." "He should have reported in by now." "You will soon be announcing another submarine missing." "Last night, the enemy penetrated German airspace at several points." "Nine British bombers were shot down." "Waves of enemy aircraft dropped fire and high-explosive bombs mainly on nonmilitary targets in northwestern and western Germany." "A large number of civilians in Hamburg and Cologne were injured or killed." "That concludes today's broadcast from the Armed Forces High Command." "His wife lives in Cologne." "I know." "Didn't you say you had relatives living in Cologne, Number One?" "Lost my fiancée two months back in an air raid on Cologne." "I'm sorry." "Our lack of success is depressing the captain." "He seems to feel that the failures of the entire submarine unit are his personal responsibility." "Cut your flashlight, already." "Ready?" "Emergency lighting only." "It's bound to be a false alarm." "What's up?" "A convoy." " Permission to come up?" " Affirmative." "Outward-bound convoy, five columns." "Very juicy." "Any escorts in sight?" " Destroyers?" " No, no screen." "They have no protection." "Nothing." "That's funny." "They could be off chasing one of ours." "Yeah." "That damn moon." " How many of our boats are in contact?" " Five." "Do we risk it?" "It's worth a try, captain." "Come left to 1-8-0." "Left 5 degrees, rudder." "New course, 1-8-0." "Steady on course 1- 8-0, sir." "Kriechbaum, what's your feeling?" "It will work, captain." "We've got them." " Prepare tubes 1 through 4 for firing." " Flood tubes one through four." "I'm going in." "Master sight to bridge." "Master sight to bridge." "Tubes one through four flooded." "All full ahead, left full rudder." "Come to 1-0-7." "Stand by to attack." "Watch the pressure of the lubricating oil!" "Bow angle bearing 0-5-0." "Locked on." " Range, 2200 metres." " Check." "Those two that are overlapping double shot on the big one." "The other two, a single each." " Targets identified." " Right standard rudder." "All ahead one-third." "Open bow caps." "Lock on tubes one and two." "New bow angle 0-6-3." " Check, locked on!" " Hold on for bearing." " All set!" " Tubes one and two, fire when matched." " Tubes one and two ready!" " Tubes one and two ready!" " Tube one, fire!" " Tube one, fire!" " Tube two, fire!" " Tube two, fire!" " Tube three, fire when matched." " Tube three ready!" " Tube three ready!" " Tube three, fire!" "Tube three fired!" " Tube four ready." " Tube four ready!" " Tube four, fire!" " Tube four, fire!" "Destroyer ahead!" "Alarm!" "All hands forward!" "Forward diving position!" " Quick, quick, quick!" " Keep it moving!" " Clear the way!" " Move, move, move!" "Keep it moving!" "Watch out!" "Hurry!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Battle stations!" "Out of the way." "Bow planes up 10, stern up 5." "Clear the way!" "Sit down!" "Keep quiet, you men." " Down 80 metres." " Down 80 metres." "Easy." "Bow down 15, stern up 10." "What about the torpedoes?" "Any minute now." "Not long to go now." "110." "120." "Those lousy torpedoes." "They don't run true." "What a crazy thing to do." "Charging in like that." "That destroyer won't let us off the hook." "They'll try and hunt us down, you'll see." "We hit the first." "Out of the way!" "We hit her!" "We hit her!" "Quiet!" "Time's up for the third torpedo." "Number three." "Now they are going to the bottom." "It's the bulkheads." "They've collapsed." "This is it." "Now it's payback time." " Well?" " Destroyer bearing 0-4-4." " In our direction?" " Moving left." "Fading, sir." "Right full rudder." "Both engines ahead two-thirds." "Rudder is right full." "Both engines indicate ahead two-thirds." "Astern of us." "Way astern of us." "They're spitting in the wrong direction." "We haven't thrown them off yet." "I reckon they won't be too happy." " Propeller noises." " Propeller noises." "Contact bearing 2-7-0, closing." " Both engines ahead one-third." " Both engines ahead one-third." "Both main engines indicate ahead one-third." "Now you'll see." "All full ahead!" " Pump out 150 litres!" " Main engines indicate full head!" "Asdic." "Detector system." "Ultrasonic." "The swine." "The filthy, rotten swine." " What's the damage?" " Air shaft fractured." "Quiet, boys." "Keep it quiet." "Nice and quiet, now." " Whole dead slow." " 50 RPM." "Kill the fans." " Left 15 degrees." " Left 15 degrees." "Stern left 15, sir." " Shit!" " All full ahead!" "Let's get the hell out of here!" " Both ballasts and gate were fractured." " Isolate it." "Isolate it!" "Shut it down!" "My God!" "We're on fire!" "Motor room caught fire." "Cut to number two auxiliary!" "Calm down!" "Calm down, for God's sake!" "Chief, emergency ventilation." "Switch on fans, connect emergency cartridges." "Boy, oh, boy." "She doesn't want to let go of us." "What's going on?" "Running away?" "We have really smashed them." "My God, those bulkheads." "What's her bearing?" "0-6-5, sir." "Bearing constant." "Deeper, chief." "Silent speed." " Bearing?" " 0-5-0." "Growing louder." "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah." "Deeper still." "Right 30 degrees." "We'll try doubling back." "Keep them guessing." "Bow planes steady." "Stern up 10." "Contact bearing 2-7-0." "It's fading." " Right full rudder." " Right full rudder." "Rudder is right full, sir." "Steer 0-9-0." "Shit!" "Second contact closing fast, bearing 0-7-6!" "Backup." "Those bastards." "Deeper." "But, sir..." "Yes, deeper." "Bow planes down 10." "Stern planes up 7." "190 metres." "200 metres." "210 metres." "220 metres." "230 metres." "The bolts!" "They're bursting!" "That's deep enough, chief." "Ten metres rise!" "All ahead starboard." "Look out!" "Quiet, men, quiet." "Quiet." "Bring her up to 150 metres!" "Both full ahead!" "Both full ahead, sir!" "Left 20 degrees!" "Steer 0-5-0!" "Steering on course 0-5-0, sir!" "He is near his mark." "Not bad." "The foundation bolts are loose!" "Quiet, damn you!" "Reports!" "I want actual damage reports!" "Leaking badly." "We are leaking badly." "Engine room taking water!" "Captain, permission to inspect engine room." " Number One, take over!" " Aye, aye, captain." " The exhaust flap." " What's the trouble?" " Shit!" " The flange bolts are sheared." "I need gaskets!" "Fast!" "Where are you?" "Where are the gaskets!" "Torpedo hatch taking water!" " Get a crowbar!" " Get a crowbar!" "They'll soon be out of fireworks." "Exhaust flap secured." "150 metres, all full ahead." "Torpedo-hatch spindle secured." "What's wrong, Johann?" "Get back to your battle station." "Right now." "Damn it, don't go crazy!" "Back!" "Back, Johann." "Back, Johann!" "Bring him to the back." "Hurry." "He's under control." "Who would have thought it of Johann?" "Degrading." "Shameless." "Let it be, Hinrich, we can hear it." "Well, then, come on." " Water in the machine!" " All full ahead!" "Maximum power!" "Both engines!" "Blow!" "180 metres!" "190 metres!" "200 metres!" "210 metres!" "220 metres!" "We're sinking!" "We're sinking!" "Kriechbaum, make a note for the war diary." "Captain." "After six hours at silent speed it appears that the destroyers have lost us." "Observing intense fireglow at 210 degrees." "Probably flames from the tanker we hit." "It's noted, captain." "We'll surface in 10 minutes." "Notify chief engineer." "Switch to red light." "First watch, stand by for duty." "You see, lieutenant?" "They didn't kill us." "What a wizard, the chief engineer." "He worked in the machine room like a crazy man." "Repaired everything with what was on hand." "Who knows how he does it." "Forward hatch secured again." "Torpedoes are reloaded." "Good, Lumprecht." "These boys." "These great boys." "Her back's already broken." "She's a tough one." "She won't go down." " Let's finish her off, Number One." " Master sight to bridge." " Final shot." "Flood number one tube." " Flood number one tube." "Number one tube is being flooded." "Number one ready for surface firing." " Target speed, zero." " Check." " Range, 650 metres." " Check." "Depth, four." "Torpedo speed, 30." "Aiming point?" "Forward of aft mast." " Tube one ready." " Tube one is ready." " Tube one." " Tube one." " Fire." " Fire!" "Torpedo running!" " There's still men onboard!" " There!" "Why weren't they rescued off the ship?" "Damn it!" "So many hours!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "They're swimming towards us, captain." "Help me!" " Both engines back one-half." " Both engines back one-half." "Help, save us!" "May I clear the table?" "It had to be like that." "Not nice, things like that." "But it had to be like that." "Why?" " Excuse me?" " Why did it have to be like that?" "Because our boat is barely enough for the 50 men we need here." "How many men would you have taken in?" "One?" "Ten?" "One hundred?" "We are ordered to sink ships where we find them." "You can ask the men who started this war about the rest." "More signals, captain." "Read." ""Three freighters sunk." "Convoy dispersed into groups and stragglers." "Contact broken." "Cruising course, 30 degrees." U-112." "Wenzel." "Not bad." "Kupsch's in contact with the same convoy." "Stackmann hit a 6000-tonner." "They're having a field day." "Any hope of joining them?" "Difficult." "Minimum five hours away at full speed." "The fuel..." " We can't make..." " Yes, yes!" "It's good!" "When do we turn around, captain?" "When I order for us to go back." "Navigator." "Fired from tube one at 950 metres." "Hit aft mast with explosion." "Crew, assumed rescued, still onboard." "Survivors jump off the fast-sinking wreck, swim toward U-96." "Captain?" "I wish to apologise." "This is nothing you can apologise for." "You deserted your post at a critical moment." "You also disobeyed my order." "Am I going to be court-martialed, captain?" "How many patrols have you done?" "Nine." "Why you, Johann?" "This has never happened to me before, captain." "I was..." "I blew a fuse somehow..." "The nerves." "It won't ever happen again, captain." "You can depend on me." "I swear." "All right, Johann." "No court-martial, sir?" "Get some sleep." "Sunk at 192 degrees." "Decision:" "Return 0700." "What a relief." "After 65 days at sea we are headed home." "Cipher officer." "We'll fix it." " It's the bulkhead conduit." " It'll work." " Morning." " Morning, captain." "Get moving." "There's a signal to be decoded." "Something top-secret." "Another special engagement." "But not with us." "Our boat is ready for the wharf." "Not to mention the fuel shortage." "It won't last to La Rochelle." " The last 100 miles..." " We'll sail." "Don't worry, chief." "Decoded it yet?" "Well, what is it?" "For the captain only." "Very strange." "Triple-enciphered." "Number One." " Number One!" " Captain?" "Come here." " Take a look at this on the map." " Yes, captain." "Interesting." "We've got a new destination port." "Really?" "La Spezia." " Excuse me?" " La Spezia." "Do you suffer from deafness all of a sudden?" " That's in..." " Italy, yeah." "Mediterranean." " The fuel..." " Supplied in Vigo." "Spain." "We're getting fuel, torpedoes, provisions, everything." "Heart, what else could you want?" "Vigo is 200 miles closer." "We can do that without sails." "How nice of the bosses." "They think of everything." "Starboard 15, go to 130 degrees." "Gibraltar." "What do you know." "Christmas in La Rochelle." " Real girls in our Christmas stockings." " The sweet telephone operators." " The sexy newsgirls." " We'll fuck our brains out." "A nice, slow, afternoon fuck." " Now hear this." " The master's voice." "La Rochelle's out." "We've got a new port of destination." "La Spezia." "That's in the Mediterranean, as you know." "First, we'll pick up fuel and supplies at Vigo." "That's in Spain." "Over." "Shit." "They must be crazy." " What a dirty, rotten trick." " There goes our Christmas stocking." "No sexy little newsgirls." "No whores." "I'd like to kill those morons!" "Christmas in macaroni land, I've wished for that." "We've got to get there first, to get to them!" " Why?" " Why?" "Gibraltar!" "You can figure out what that means!" "That's as narrow as a virgin." "If you want to get through that, we need to cover our boat with Vaseline." "Securing Rommel's supply routes, that's our official job." "They're losing Africa." "We're called to the rescue." "It's insane." "We haven't enough U-boats in the Atlantic as it is." "Mediterranean." "It's madness." "It's swarming with English combat ships." "Werner, stand by." "Zero 25 degrees, 43.3 minutes." "Gibraltar." "It's the best chance to get ourselves killed." "When we reach Vigo, you go ashore, Lieutenant Werner." "You and the chief." "But, sir..." "I've already made the decision." "I've got to find me a replacement for the chief." "Our agents will smuggle you out of Spain somehow." "Dressed up as Gypsies, for instance." " But, captain, I thought I'd be going..." " No heroism." "It's all been settled." "It's easier to get two of you out." "Our agents will smuggle you out of Spain somehow." "The chief needs a break." "He must get home." "I understand, sir." "The silence onboard is oppressive." "Each man isolated by an inner struggle to overcome his disappointment." "But most of all, his fear." "Supplies in Vigo?" "But that's not possible." "It's not up to you to worry about it." "But Spain is neutral." "You're pretty smart." "They should have asked you first." "Tough break." "When we reach Vigo, it's goodbye." "Together with the chief." "The captain's ordered it." "So I could deliver your mail for you." "Yeah." "There's quite a bunch of them here." "Well, it's quite a romance, isn't it?" "Vigo, Spain." "Peacetime city in a neutral country." "They won't be too happy about our presence." "Tuesday, 64th day" "My longing for the sight of dry land is so overwhelming sometimes I think I can actually smell it." "Only 24 hours to go." "Equalise." "Guess how long I've been wearing this shirt." " Since we sailed." " No, three weeks before that." "Pipe down." " Switch to white light." " Hurry up with that gear." "Quiet, man!" "All ahead one-third." "Left 10 degrees, rudder." "All ahead one-third." "Left 10 degrees, rudder." "All ahead one-third." "Left 10 degrees, rudder." "Can you see the klieg lights?" "On the port bow, double and triple flashes, wide." "There, navigation lights a fishing boat." " She won't spot us." "Traffic's pretty heavy around here." "We'd better make sure we don't run anyone down." "Right, Kriechbaum?" "That's a new one." "Right." "Keep a check on water depth." "Twenty-eight metres." "Twenty-six metres." " Lieutenant." " 26.5 metres." " Thank you." " Twenty-six metres." "Constant." "Now we just have to find this little barge." "SS Weser." "German merchant ship." "She's got herself interned here." "With a bellyful of torpedoes, fuel and supplies." " And that's all for us, Kriechbaum." " Yeah, first-class service." "Starboard beam, is it a customs launch?" "No, fishing trawler." " There." " Where?" "Over there, sir." "Signalling an A, a code for us to approach." "Both engines ahead two-thirds." "Left 5 degrees, rudder." "Both engines ahead two-thirds." "Left 5 degrees, rudder." "We arrived." "Port engine stop." "Officers to bridge." "Gentlemen." "Three cheers for our brave U-boat men." "Sieg..." " Heil." " Sieg..." " Heil!" " Sieg..." "Heil!" "You are most welcomed, captain lieutenant." "No, no." "Please." "This is..." " This is our commander." " My apologies, sir." "L..." "A pleasure to have you aboard the Weser, captain lieutenant." "A hero." "I'm delighted to be so honoured." "Gentlemen, here they stand our heroes of the deep." "The Grey Wolves." "Our humble ship is honoured by the momentous occasion such as this is." "Captain, lead the way." " Welcome aboard." " Nice tugboat you got here." "Looking forward to meeting you." "So here we are, captain." "As you can see we've done what we can in our modest way." "I hope it's to your taste." "Quite a table." "Just like home." "Fresh bread, cakes from the ship's bakery belly of pork, fresh sausage, slaughtered today, of course." "Well, we're waiting to hear your news." "Can't imagine what it means to us." "It isn't easy here." "Despite what people say, it's very frustrating." "Sure, there's plenty to eat." "Fuel supply's no problem." "Torpedoes are tricky, though." "Very tricky." "Never mind." "You're all set up." "The Spaniards tolerate us, but you couldn't call them enthusiastic." "Christmas cake." "Now, tell us how many ships have you sunk?" "Now, let's see." "I guess about..." "Oh, champagne." "How forgetful of me." "Take a glass." "Gentlemen, raise your glasses." "Drink to our heroes." "We're proud of you." "To the German U-boats service and to our beloved..." "Oh, yes." "We're not exactly at home, if you understand what I mean." "Toast." "All the best." "Cheers." "And now, plenty for everyone." "Come on." " Okay." "Let's get down to business." " Yes, come along." "Yes, now, tell us all about it, captain." "Continue." "I'm bursting with curiosity." "Those are fresh figs." "Fresh figs." "Never had one." "Keep quiet." "This time, we very nearly had it." "Phenomenal." "See, gentlemen, that's the stuff heroes are made of." "There's no other word for it except "phenomenal."" "Come on, captain, I want to hear more." "Here, give me your plate." "Herring salad, another specialty of our chef." "His mother's recipe." "Just taste that." "There's lots more." "Yes, and so what's it like to be underwater?" "To be submerged while overhead, the enemy lies in wait." "It's dark." " Dark?" " Yes, and very quiet." "Just as long as no one farts." " Why is that?" " Well, as long as no one..." "I can explain." "Our Number Two means at silent speed, the men must always exercise discipline." "And that's why you're forbidden to fart, yes?" "Captain?" "The gentlemen from Madrid are here." "Herr Seewald, we've been expecting you." "Captain, over here." "Heil, Hitler." "Representative of our naval attaché here." "Heil, Hitler, captain." "I brought some communications from Berlin." "First, the documents for the breakthrough." "And then this cable came." "Chief." "Lieutenant Werner." "We are going for a little fresh air." " Well, Seewald, what's happening?" " Bad news." "Headquarters say no." "Our request has been denied, chief." "There's no replacement." "You stay too, Werner." "I'm sorry." "I guess it's just as well." "Who knows what kind of idiot they'd have sent you." "One of those newfound warriors who's all wind and smoke." "Could be right." "I've never been to the Mediterranean." "They say the climate is supposed to be..." "No heroic pretence, Mr. Werner." "You don't know what that means." "I don't know." "Something doesn't feel right." "Three boats refurbished here recently." "Two of them sank as soon as they moved out of the sea." "Remarkable, huh?" "Are you still interested to hear about depth-charge attacks?" "Hey, steward, bring a punch bowl here." " One glass, sir?" " No, not a glass, just the bowl." "Come on, gentleman, if you don't mind, stand over here." "And you too, my friend." "Here comes a spectacular phenomenon." " This is the Atlantic, I presume." " Atlantic, sea, what you will." "Or the channel, by the looks of it." "Pretty narrow crossing." "So now, then." "Here, we're down here." "That little lemon pit there." "And hang in there tight." " Oh, yeah?" " You got it, pal, because the British ships are cruising here above us." "The British know very well we're down there." "Though they still don't know where exactly." "There are two possibilities." " To wait, hoping you'll surface." " That's one." " Or drop their depth charge." " Where he assumes us to be." "There we are waiting." "Now, will he drop them or not?" "Well, I do believe they missed us again." "Those cardboard soldiers." "Those strange guys from the naval attaché." "I feel they can't be trusted, could talk too easily." "We'll push off from this place as quickly as we can." "Forget our schedule." "This is not my kind of place." "They should have stocked the sub with a few horny little señoritas." "Lucky they didn't, lover-boy." "Spanish crabs, that's all we'd need." "Yesterday he was a virgin." "Now he can't live without it." "Hurry up and get this mess out of here." "Get that chart table cleared." "I can't navigate on bananas." "What are you doing?" "Get that fruit out of here." "Move!" "I want those depth controls completely free." "Is that a Christmas tree?" "What do you think it is, camouflage for the bridge?" "We're staying onboard." "They won't replace us." "I'm sorry, Ullmann." "Our 68th day at sea." "We are nearing Gibraltar." "One question dominates our thoughts to the exclusion of all others:" "Will we get through?" "Seven miles from coast-to-coast." "Bit narrow, huh?" "Here, the British dockyards." "The only ones the British have in the Western Mediterranean." "So they are very heavily defended." "The place will be crawling with patrol boats." "Anything that floats will be on the water." "And this is where we have to go." "That's the situation." "Gibraltar, where the mildness and beauty of the Mediterranean world meet the force and expansion of the Atlantic realm." "So says the sea handbook." "We'll move in under darkness." "The surface." "We'll see if we can slip through their cordon." "As near to Gibraltar as we can get." "Then dive down and let ourselves drift through." "In the Strait of Gibraltar, there are two different currents." "One flows on the surface from the Atlantic into the Mediterranean and a deeper current, from the Mediterranean out." "That's a lot of pressure." "And so dive and allow the surface current to pull us through the strait." "Nice and quiet." "And we'll save fuel." "Well, Kriechbaum?" "Clever trick, captain." "Arabian week." "Must be our southerly course." "They're hoping to drink some courage." " Time check, please." " 9:39, sir." "We're getting close now." "Be accurate." "Keep checking the water control." "Don't worry, chief." "We've got enough here." "Double-check the high valves." "I'll check them, sir." "Stupid bananas." "Goddamn it!" "Be careful, you idiot!" "Both engines stop." "Let's get going." "Both engines half-speed." "The navigator and I stay up here." "Now clear the bridge." "I'm right. 0-7-9." "Then, course 0-7-9, sir." "That's half the British fleet out there." "Come left 20 degrees and change to main motors." "Steering 0-5-9, sir." "Very kind of the enemy to show their navigation lights." " Steer 0-5-0." " Course 0-5-0." "Destroyer on port bow." "Range about 800." "Going which way?" "Is she closing?" "No, she's heading away." "That's good." "Breakthrough." "Astern of her." "Left full rudder." " All full ahead." " Rudder is left full." "Both engines ahead." "Come right." "All full ahead, maximum power." "Right full." "All full ahead, maximum power." "Right full." "Come on." "Quick." "Make it quick." "Both engines indicate maximum RPM." "1-0-0, still turning right." "Now he's in his element." "Course 0-7-9." "All ahead half power." "Course 0-7-9." "All ahead half power." "Right full rudder!" "All full ahead!" "Be quick!" " Right full rudder." "All full ahead." " Damn!" "Damn!" "Kriechbaum." "Gibraltar." "We'll dive in 10 minutes." "Alarm!" "Go." "The captain is still up." "Don't dive." "Alarm!" "Stand by, escape gear!" "Ready to abandon ship!" "The medic!" "Right away!" " Where is the medic?" " Medic!" "Engines, maximum power!" "Hard, starboard!" "All hands on escape gear!" "Hold on." "Hold on to this!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Compress this!" "Compress this!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Silence onboard!" "Chief to captain, we have to stop port engine!" "Foundation is loose!" "Maintain full power!" "All the power you've got!" "All the power you've got!" "What's his plan?" "Due south." "Heading directly for the African coastline." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" " Alarm!" " Ready to dive!" "All hands forward!" "Move, move, move!" "Ninety metres!" "Close exhausts." " Bow planes are in action!" " Switch to manual!" "The bow plane is jammed!" "It's on a dive!" "Shit!" "All engines stop!" " All men go aft!" " All hands aft!" "All hands aft!" " What is going on?" " Quiet." "Move!" "Move!" "All hands aft!" " Auxiliary pump, out of action!" " With air." " Tank's blowing." " We're still going down." " We've got to shed some weight!" " Pump out 1000 litres!" "Damn it, shut him up!" "Main ballast pump, out of action!" "Permission to blow?" " Both engines hard to stern full!" " Hard to stern full." " No effect." " Blow." " Blow!" " Blow fore ballast." "Stay put." "Now." "Now." "Stay put now!" "All that you've got!" "All you've got!" "All that we've got!" "Come on!" "Oh, God!" "We can't hold the boat." "200." "210." "220 metres." "230." "240 metres." "250 metres." "My God." "Oh, Lord, turn not away from me." "Dear Lord, take away all our sins." "A shovelful of sand." "The merciful God's left a shovelful of sand to keep us up." "280 metres." "And she's still in one piece." "Water." "Goddamn it." "Torpedo hatch taking water!" "The torpedo hatch taking water!" "Torpedo hatch taking water!" "Motor room's taking water now, right behind starboard." "Tank two taking water." "Get around." " Tank two taking water!" " Tank two taking water!" " What do you need?" " Some timber for sawing." "It's in the bow compartment." "Exhaust valve okay?" "I need some flooring, quick." "Shit." "Pass it to me." "Give me that flashlight!" " I need a wrench, damn it!" " Give me damage report." "Water coming in around the after rail." " Where are the tools?" "!" " Quick, quick, quick." "The tools!" " Where is it?" " Look." "Main motor switchboard's out of action." " Engine room's completely wrecked." " I want some proper damage reports!" "What's going on down there?" "We can't stop the flooding!" "If saltwater gets in the bearings, we've had it." "Together." "Where's the most damage?" "The shaft's stuffing boxes, below the decoy." "Check damage to number two battery." "Quickly!" "Assess damage!" "Tighten carefully." " I can't see!" " Push!" "Hard as you can!" "I can't." "It's stuck tight!" "I can't wedge it." "Here, give me the hammer!" "Need a little more men in aft torpedo room?" "I'll ask the lieutenant." "This damn thing!" "Here, hold my light!" "Father, forgive my sins." "Stupid son of a pig!" "Idiot." "Toolbox from the engine room!" "Hurry up!" "Where is that damn wrench?" "Bring another wrench!" "Tighten those seals!" "Don't shear the bolts!" "A leak in the cooling system!" "Tighten those intake seals!" "Hurry up!" "Someone give me that shoring." " Here!" " Good." "Here, take it quickly!" "Plugs down here!" "Quick!" "Hurry up!" "Get me the biggest one!" "Higher!" "Still higher!" "Higher!" "Careful." "Captain." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Get on with it." "We're taking water very fast." "The two hull valves burst." "Cooling water system blocked." "And on top of that, compressors are dislodged." "Shaft stuffing boxes began to leak, sir." "Damn it." "What about fuel leaks?" "Any tank's been punctured?" " Can't tell as yet." " What else, chief?" "Lots of battery cells are cracked, can't take this kind of hit." "Look out for chlorine gas, men." "Get the bilge water." "Use the litmus paper." "Over there with the sounding block." "We need each cell." "Look, it's red." "Acid in the bilge." "Piece of line, quickly." "See how many cells are cracked." "Battery straps over here." "Move it, you." "Battery straps." "Easy, Kriechbaum." "Quiet." "Quiet." "Quiet." "Lieutenant." "Have we a chance?" "We'll never do it by hand." "Takes block and tackling." "The chief needs battery straps." "Make it quick." "Find some battery straps, damn it." "They still need it." "Logs and a hammer." "Here." "Here." "Thanks, lieutenant." "Got it." "Get me more light here." "We're winning, sir." "And again, turn it." "Shit." "Pull it round." "The other side, or it will tear the gasket." "The other side, or it will tear the gasket." "Check the valves." "They came straight at us." "It's quite incredible in that light." "They say that the British are using a new detection system high frequency." "Could be true what they say." "They tried it out on us." "If they can find us in the dark we can only pray." "Another bilge pipe in the water cooling system." " Bilge pipe in the water cooling system." " Bilge pipe in the water cooling system." "Tell the chief water is out of the bilge in the torpedo hatch rising faster." "I can't see." "Lieutenant, hold the light." "We've gotta close the leaks, or it's all over for us." "To the right." "More to the right." "Down." "Careful." "Twenty-four battery cells cracked." "God almighty, what a hell of a mess." "Let's hope these are enough." "He's gotta bridge the live cells." "It's our only chance." "Without batteries, we've had it." "Starboard..." "Down, lieutenant." "We're drowning." "Wire." "Get me wire to bridge them." "Wire!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Wire!" "The chief needs wire." "Get moving!" "Look for wires!" "Did you hear me?" " Wire." " What kind of wire?" "Any kind of thick wire, man." "There's gotta be some wire around." "In the bilge, under the torpedo tubes." "We have got plenty of fancy torpedoes, right?" "Each one is 25,000 marks." "But no damn wire." "All they forgot is 50 pennies' worth of old wire." "Now what?" "Captain, the draining pump's jammed." " It won't even extend manually." " That's great." "Captain!" " Here." " He's got some wire!" " Terrific." "Better than nothing." " Pliers!" " Here." " Captain?" "All the leaks have been stopped, sir." "Good, Johann." "That's good." "Now change your wet things, man." "We must get rid of the water." "The water has to go out." "Into the control-room bilge and then outside." "All right, give it to me!" "Come on." "Move it." " Careful, you jerk!" " Hoist the bucket." "Get a move on, boys!" "Keep coming and going!" "Come on, put your backs into it!" "Keep those buckets moving." "Step on it, Dufte, Hermann." "Don't fall asleep." "Keep going!" "Hurry up!" "Faster, goddamn it!" "Come on." "Don't slow down." "Pull." "Pull." "Almost finished." "Three cells to go, sir." "How is it going?" "Almost ready." "Three more cells." " Want some?" " No, thanks." "See, it works." "That's good." "It's all good." "Mom." "Mom." "Stop, boy." "Take a rest." "Fucking shit." "Make some room down there." "Chief's coming through." " Are you guys okay?" " Yes." "Keep going." "Keep going." " Motor didn't get wet, did it, Johann?" " It looks like it, lieutenant." "Here, pass your empty buckets." "Hey, guys, switch." "Captain?" "All of our compasses are out of action." "We may have lost speed indicator and sonar too." "And radio contact seems dead." "Pretty bad damage." "Can we get up again?" "Do you think we have a chance, sir?" "Good question." "Bit of air must still be in the ballast tanks from the blowing." "It should help us." "If we use every ounce of high-pressure air that's left." "Maybe." "We have to reduce our weight." "We've got to get the water out." "We must." "Eliminate and scoop." "Commander, engine-room bilge now almost clear of water." "Commander, engine-room bilge now almost clear of water." "It could work." "It could work." "It could just work." "By hand, into the trimming tanks." "Then with ballast pump and high-pressure air we could force the water out." "The ballast pump?" "We can do it." "We have to risk it." "Blow." "We can only try once." "When?" "When all repairs are completed." "In about six to eight hours." " CO2 content?" " 1.8 percent." "Do we have enough oxygen?" "No." "Emergency cartridges." "For all guys who are not working." "The others go to the bunks." "Aye, aye, captain." "Emergency cartridges." "Guys not working, go to bunks." " How is he doing?" " Difficult to say just yet, sir." "Doesn't look too good." "Well, Pilgrim everything okay?" " Yes, captain." "Everything's okay." "What about aft?" "It's getting better, sir." "I guess I'll go over there." "You should be careful." " Can you make it?" " We'll make it, captain." " How's it going?" " All right." "It's okay." "How does it look?" "Don't worry, captain, we'll make it." "How's it going?" "Two bearings which have to be changed and fixed." "Then it should run smoothly." "Well, Benjamin, is everything okay?" "Yes, captain." "What a mess." "Going well." "It's working out fine." "Yes, captain, we'll make it." "Laps of honour." "They're doing laps of honour." "Believe they made it." "They think we drowned." "Not yet." "Not yet." "I still have some glucose." "They were crazy ordering us through the strait." "It was bound to go wrong." "He knew it." "The bastard, he knew it." "From the moment that radio signal had come through the captain knew it." "That's the reason he ordered us ashore at Vigo." "He knew there was very little hope." "He tried to fool us." ""Quite simple," he said." ""An easy trick."" ""Dive and drift with the current, and..."" "Quite a clever trick." "But it has to work." "Will we ever get up?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry." "You think it's hopeless now?" "It's been 15 hours." "He's not going to make it." "I'm sorry." "I wanted this to happen." "To face the relentless truth." "Where no one's mother looks around at night." "No woman crossing our way." "Where only reality reigns, ferocious and great." "I was intoxicated by it." "That is reality now." "Situation report, sir." "Motors in order." "The ballast pump is clear." "Accumulated water can now be pumped into trimming tanks." "Then blown outboard with high-pressure air." "Compass is in order." "Sonar clear." "Good." "Good, good." "Go and take a break." "We still have a few little problems." "All you need is a good crew." "A good crew." "And what about above?" "Dusk was two hours ago." "We'll surface in 20 minutes." "Wake up." "Come on, wake up." "Wake up!" " What's the matter?" " We'll surface in 10 minutes." "We're going to surface." "Wake the crew." "All hands prepare to surface." "We're coming up!" "Everybody listen up." "We're going to blow and see if we can get our rear up." "If so it could get ugly again." "Traffic is heavy up there." "There's only one thing we can do:" "Pray that the engines will start so we can get out of this mess." "And let's go home." "If it works everybody gets half a bottle of beer." "There's one thing on our side." "They won't be expecting us." "So, guys everything okay?" "Aye, aye, captain." "Surface contacts?" "Nothing near." "Get ready to surface." "Stand by, escape gear." "Switch to red light." "Let her blow." "Let her blow." " She's rising." " Yeah!" " Easy, guys." " Starboard planes down 15." "270 metres!" "First watch, stand by." "260 metres." "250 metres." "240 metres." "230 metres." "220." "The air lock's open." "Start up engines?" "Both main engines." "Well, let's see." "So?" "I think they're running." "I never heard such sweet music in all my life." " They're running." " They're running." "Yes, they're running." "They won't catch us this time." "Not this time." "Just you keep on going, damn it." "Just you keep on going!" "Right full rudder." "Come to 3-2-0." "This goddamn bastard!" "They haven't spotted us." "They are snoring in their bunks." "You know what?" "They are drinking in the bar, celebrating our sinking." "Not yet, my friends!" "Not yet!" "Tuesday, December 23, 1941." "Course:" "La Rochelle." "Drink up, boys!" " Here's to home!" " Here's to home!" "Just imagine those sexy nurses." "The newspaper girls." "And Dufte and his broad can get screwed." "How about you, Brückenwilli?" "A nice, slow, afternoon fuck." "Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, Hinrich." "Easy to forget." "The holiday of love." "Christmas on a bombed-out hulk." "Something different." "Any bright ideas, Henri, for the celebration?" "Have our own celebration?" "Sing a few carols read from the Bible." "I guess we're not in the right mood." "Just postpone it, I'd say." "It'll be Christmas for us when we're back on land." "Good idea." "Postpone." "That's good." "That's really good." "Let's pray the engines hold out." "With a bit of luck, Hinrich we'll make it back home." "The 3rd Submarine Flotilla welcomes its comrades with three cheers!" "Both engines stop." " Stern line out!" " Stern line out!" "Watch those cables!" "Roll that tighter!" "We build for Victory!" " Thank you, Hinrich." " It's okay." "The sun is shining out there." "Up with him!" "All right." "We got you." "Gunboat number three, guard your position." "Gunboat number three, guard your position at once." "Hurry up." "Bring a medic." "Over here." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"

"(Pen clicks)" "(Indistinct chatter)" "(Office phone ringing in background)" "(Indistinct chatter)" "Varga:" "That's right." "Just a few more." "We're nearly done here." "(Indistinct radio chatter)" "(Sighs)" "(Cell phone beeping)" "(Grunts)" "(Phone ringing) -(Sighs)" "(Sniffles) Police." "Oh, hello, who have I reached?" "Meeker county sheriff's." "I'm looking for Gloria burgle." "Speaking." "My name is larue dollard." "I work for the internal revenue service." "I am in receipt of the documents you sent." "But I have a few questions." "Who is this?" "Agent dollard." "IRS." "The envelope you sent was addressed to me specifically." "You included a note." "IRS?" "I never sent anything to..." "Well, it has your name on it." "Look, this is my last day, so..." "Are you working a case involving emmit stussy or stussy lots ltd?" "How did you get this number?" "Again, it was on the note you sent." "Spreadsheets, uh, contracts, loan agreements." "Not sure how you found me." "He's protected, I think, Mr. stussy, possibly even at the highest levels." "My investigation was kiboshed last year from DC, so, we should proceed with the utmost..." "Look, Mr. dollard." "I don't know what to tell you." "We did have a case involving Mr. stussy but..." "Well, that case is closed now." "Deputy, I'm looking at evidence of a vast financial conspiracy involving blatant tax fraud and the repurposing of corporate funds for personal gains." "It looks like, in the last year," "Mr. stussy has borrowed upwards of $200 million with the sole intent of lining his pockets and the pockets of his partners, a Mr. sy feltz and one v.M. Varga." "Say that name again." "Uh, v.M. Varga?" "I'm not sure what the "v.M." Stands for." "Don't move." "I'll be right there." "Oh, wait." "What's your address?" "Two hearts, three clubs, four spades," "five no trump." "(Ominous music playing)" "(Dog panting)" "(Indistinct radio chatter)" "Varga:" "Last one." "There." "(Sighs)" "Well..." "You should be happy, Mr. stussy." "Your first action item is complete." "The accumulation of wealth." "I'm just so tired." "Varga:" "It's perfectly natural." "You see it all the time in the wild." "The smaller animal going limp in the jaws of the larger." "Genetic instinct." "At some level, food knows it's food." "(Music playing on earphones)" "(Cell phone ringing)" "Yes." "Oh..." "The strategist." "I was wondering when you might call." "Yes, I have it." "All of it, as long as you live up to your end of the..." "Fine." "The same charming locale?" "No, I'm not familiar with that address but I'm sure I can find it." "Just so you know," "I will be coming with what in military terms is referred to as a "fire team" so no business... (Gun cocking)" "Back up." "Back up!" "(Indistinct shouting)" "My dear, I'm afraid you'll have to excuse me." "Emmit:" "Don't... don't make me." "I'll shoot." "(Tense music playing)" "I am not food." "(Breathing heavily)" "No, of course not." "You lied to me." "There are no hordes coming." "(Stutters) No mongrel hordes." "It's you!" "No!" "Now, now, now." "No." "Now, come on. (Chuckles)" "Give Mr. stussy some room." "He's earned the right to be testy." "After everything he's been through." "I'm done." "Give me back my papers and get out!" "Are you a fan of progress, Mr. stussy?" "Technology?" "No more talking." "You know, in the old days, only the strong were rich." "It was all a question of how much you could carry." "But then the medicis invented banks, and wealth and pornography." "This is what drives innovation." "Of course, technology has other benefits as well." "Safety, for example, a safer car, the artificial heart." "And, well, how a handgun might be equipped with a fingerprint scanner." "To keep it from being used by anyone but its owner." "That's right." "You can feel it, can't you?" "On the grip." "Go on, have a look." "I'll wait." "Progress in all things, you see." "(Groans)" "(Grunts)" "(Varga sniffles)" "All right, wipe everything." "We were never here." "She called?" "Yeah, we have a stop to make." "(Upbeat drumbeat playing)" "(Drumbeat stops)" "(Tense music playing)" "This is a mistake." "No trace, I'm afraid." "We need those drives." "Vamanos." "Swango." "Swango. (Speaking Spanish)" "I'll go." "No." "(Speaking Spanish)" "(Speaks Spanish)" "(Bell dinging in distance)" "(Ominous music plays)" "Elnino?" "Two elevators." "(Elevator clanging)" "(Eerie music playing)" "(Dings)" "(Tense music playing)" "(Chiming)" "(Elevator bell dings)" "(Dings)" "(Elevator door clangs)" "(Bell ringing)" "(Bell continues ringing)" "(Bell continues ringing)" "(Music intensifies)" "(Cell phone beeping)" "(Beeps)" "(Speaks foreign language)" "(Guns firing)" "(Indistinct yelling)" "(Gunfire continues)" "(Breathing heavily)" "(Chiming)" "(Glass shattering)" "(Railroad crossing bell ringing)" "(Classical music playing)" "(Dings)" "(Music intensifies)" "(Elevator door clatters open)" "(Dings)" "It's yours." "(Fire crackling)" "(Somber music playing)" "(Grunts)" "(Groans)" "(Sighs)" "(Bird calls in distance)" "(Engine starts)" "(Elevator bell dings) -(Indistinct chatter)" "What the shit?" "Excuse me." "This is not..." "You can't just..." "Thank you so much." "Emmit, my dear emmit." "How are you?" "You look... (Smacks lips)" "Well, I know this can't be easy for you." "You work for varga." "All this time." "Like a fire door that leads to another fire. (Gasps)" "Emmit, you need to listen to me very carefully." "The stussy corporation, having sold all its assets this morning to realignment for $100,000, and may I say, very generous of you, but your company is now carrying a debt load of over three hundred million." "You'll need to file for chapter 11 immediately." "But don't worry." "Your personal wealth, the profits you've made as a partner in this venture, have all been carefully hidden." "So... (Fingers snapping)" "Not all bad." "Torrent downloaded from RARBG" "Mike and Mike will show you out." "Gloria:" "And you're saying this proves..." "Until 18 months ago, stussy lots was a traditional real estate concern." "They owned two dozen parcels around Minnesota, ground and elevated lots." "They charged a standard fee for parking, monthly rates and hourly meters." "Then the books show a million dollar loan from this company called narwhal." "As far as I can tell, the corporate ID number is fake." "So, four months ago, new incorporation papers were filed with the city, adding v.M. Varga as a partner at stussy lots." "British fella?" "About six foot?" "Country of origin isn't listed on the form." "But that sounds like the man that I met." "So, are we talking about money laundering or..." "That's what I thought at first, but no." "This is something different." "It's more of a leveraged buyout or bleed out, in which an outside entity acquires a healthy company, borrows millions of dollars in its name, which is pocketed by the partners." "Then they sell the company, now laden with debt, for a fraction of the price." "And that's a crime?" "Not when it's done properly." "No." "What's that?" "I was saying, morality aside, one company buying another and strip-mining it for profit is perfectly legal as long as one follows the letter of the law and pays the appropriate taxes." "Which they didn't." "Correct." "There is evidence that every dime borrowed by stussy lots in the past four months was funneled into dozens of off-shore accounts in the name of all three partners." "Mr. stussy, Mr. feltz..." "And this v.M. Varga." "Who blew in on the wind last year." "That's how it looks." "Uh..." "(Cell phone ringing)" "Oh." "Bur..." "Burgle." "What?" "(Siren walls) -(Indistinct radio chatter)" "(Camera shutter clicking)" "Winnie:" "We got five bodies on the third floor." "Gunfire in both directions." "Just straight up carnage." "Chief's thinking an ambush scenario." "Gloria:" "Ambush by who?" "Don't know him." "But you're gonna recognize the next one." "Told you." "Wait till you see who we think the target was." "It was her." "What was?" "Who sent the note to the IRS." "Connecting the dots, Nikki swango." "Why would she?" "They killed her man." "You need to issue a bolo." "What are you gonna do?" "Someone's gotta warn emmit." "(Exhales)" "(Clears throat)" "(Fuel indicator dinging)" "(Hissing)" "What now?" "(Engine sputtering)" "Oh, shit." "(Dialing)" "(Beeping)" "(Beeping)" "Shit!" "Fucking... (Grunting)" "Fuck." "(Engine stops)" "Oh, jeez." "Oh, jeez." "Are you as low as you can go?" "Emmit:" "What?" "I asked if you still feel you've got room to fall, or whether this is bottom." "(Breathing heavily)" "Honestly..." "If you'd asked me yesterday," "I'd have said i couldn't go lower than sitting in jail, staring at a life behind bars, or the electric chair." "But now, here we are today, lower still." "Oh, I've been watching." "This varga fellow plucked you like a chicken." "But he's gone now." "So, I'm gonna finish the job." "Please, wait, I got..." "What?" "Kids?" "People who love you?" "I don't think that's true anymore." "Type of man who would poison his best friend, kill his own brother." "No." "(Stutters) I didn't..." "I didn't..." "I didn't mean to..." "Oh, you didn't mean to." "Oh." "(Clicks tongue) See you later then." "At least, let me call my wife?" "You smashed your phone." "Emmit:" "Oh, yeah." "He's a kitten now, ray." "In case you were wondering." "He's a..." "I looked in his eyes." "My ray." "Who never got to say goodbye." "Who you left bleeding on the floor, sadness in his eyes," "your own brother." "Do it." "Shoot me." "Put me out of my..." ""Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle," ""and though thou set thy nest among the stars," ""thence will I bring thee down, sayeth..."" "What?" ""Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle," ""and though thou set thy nest among the stars," ""thence will I bring thee down," ""sayeth..."" "Shit." "Back in your car." "Move." "(Siren chirps)" "(Indistinct radio chatter)" "Nikki:" "It's not... (Chuckles) We're fine." "Officer:" "Not a parking lot, folks." "Side of the road." "Nikki:" "I know." "It's kind of a long story, but in the end of it, we all go home, so..." "Thanks for stopping, it's real Christian of you." "Step away from the car, ma'am." "Is everything okay, officer?" "Officer:" "License and registration." "Of course." "You, too, ma'am." "Uh, my purse is in my truck, you want me to..." "Hold on." "There you go." "It's a lease." "So, it's registered to the company, but it's my company, so..." "Ma'am." "Stay put." "(Stammers)" "I'll get the license." "Officer." "She's..." "Officer:" "Ma'am." "I'm serious." "You should, because she's..." "This is silly, i mean, we're just..." "She's got a gun." "(Light chuckle)" "Sir, step out of the car." "No." "I'm... she's the one you should..." "Out of the car, now." "Damn it." "Ma'am, do not take another step." "Emmit:" "Honest, listen, I'm not the..." "She's the one, I'm harmless, you should..." "For Christ's sake, shoot her." "(Gunshot)" "(Shuddering)" "(Soft harp music playing)" "(Dramatic music playing)" "(Camera shutter clicking)" "(Mournful music playing)" "Okay, then." "(Siren wailing)" "So, I've been trying to decide what to tell you about your grandpa, his demise, the root cause." "He wasn't really my grandpa." "Listen to me, he was one of god's creatures same as you and me." "And what happened to him, that should never happen to anyone." "It was that stoner, you said." "It was and it wasn't." "And I wanna say more, I do, but there's violence to knowing the world isn't what you thought." "And you're just a boy..." "I'm 13 now." "You're still a boy." "You've got your whole life to be grown, only a few more years to be young." "So, for now, just know that sometimes the world doesn't make a lot of sense." "But how we get through it is, we stick together." "Okay?" "Okay." "Good." "Eat your popsicle." "(Quiet, ethereal music playing)" "(Door bell rings)" "(Shuddering breaths)" "(Crying)" "(Sobs)" "Emmit:" "Bless us, o lord, for this bounty we're about to receive." "Bless our family and friends." "We've had some dark times and made mistakes, but..." "Now we see the light." "Amen." "Amen." "(Emmit chuckles)" "Can you hand me those carrots there, Stella?" "There you go." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Terrific." "(Indistinct chatter)" "How are you there, friend?" "Good as new." "Here you go." "Look at us, together again." "Whoops, the salad." "Oh, shoot, it's in the fridge." "No, I'll go." "You want some?" "(Sniffles)" "(Mysterious music playing)" "(Silenced gunshot)" "(Indistinct announcement over pa)" "Chris honeycomb." "Gloria burgle, Minneapolis office." "Are you sure it's him?" "Face recognition picked him up coming in from Brussels." "He's been here overnight." "(Tense music playing)" "Oh, that this was my salvation." "A weary traveler, I." "Agent burgle, department of homeland security." "Ah, the nation state defending its borders." "And me, a simple salesman." "What do you sell, Mr..." "Rand." "Daniel." "I sell accounting software." "In Brussels." "Is that where you live?" "Good lord, no." "I'm a citizen of the air, madam." "Moving, always moving." "You don't remember me, do you?" "Surmise." "Because I haven't greeted you, i don't remember you." "Do you?" "We may have met once in my younger days." "Are you familiar with the Russian saying," ""the past is unpredictable"?" "I'm pretty sure you made that up." "Possibly." "But which of us can say with certainty what has occurred, actually occurred, and what is simply rumor, misinformation, opinion?" "A photograph is considered proof in a court of law." "Well, photographs can be doctored." "One's eyes can be deceived." "We see what we believe, not the other way around." "Six people dead, including a state trooper." "$200 million unaccounted for." "Those are facts." "And you at the heart of the morass." "What else am I supposed to see?" "A man wakes up one morning and decides to kill four men over a certain age, all with the same last name." "(Gloria laughs)" "That didn't happen." "And yet, if evidence is collected, if confessions are made, if a verdict of guilty is entered in a court of law, then its happening becomes as the rocks and rivers, and to argue that it didn't happen is to argue with reality itself." "Did you know emmit stussy was murdered?" "Three months ago." "Killed in his own home." "Pitchfork peasants." "What?" "I said, it is a dangerous world for men of standing." "Human beings, you see, have no inherent value other than the money they earn." "Cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans." "But a deadbeat on welfare?" "Well, they have negative value." "So, ipso facto, emmit's death is more tragic than the death of a wasteling." "That's... (Sighs)" "You can't believe that." "Oh, it's true." "It's true whether i believe it or not." "Did you kill him?" "Emmit?" "From Brussels?" "(Scoffs)" "They got phones in Belgium, yeah?" "E-mail?" "Mr. varga." "(Chuckles lightly)" "You're asking me if there are phones in Belgium?" "(Chuckles)" "Let me tell you what's gonna happen next." "Three agents from homeland security are gonna put handcuffs on you and take you to rikers." "And then we're gonna charge you with felony money laundering and six counts of conspiracy to commit murder." "And then I'm gonna go home to my son, it's his birthday tomorrow." "I promised I'd take him to the state fair." "You ever guess a pig's weight?" "Or eat a deep fried snickers bar?" "There's no better way to spend a Saturday in this, our great American experiment." "So, while you're eating mashed potatoes from a box in a dark room, think of me among the Amber waves of grain." "No." "That's not what's gonna happen next." "What's gonna happen next is this." "In five minutes that door is going to open, and a man you can't argue with will tell me" "I'm free to go." "And I will stand from this chair and disappear into the world, so help me god." "Rikers and snickers bars." "You'll see." "(Tsks)" "Agent burgle." "Gloria." "Trust me." "The future is certain." "And when it comes, you will know without question, your place in the world." "Until then, we've said all there is to say." "Any further debate would be simply wasting our breath." "And if there's one thing i can't abide, it's waste." "Goodbye." "(Humming)" "(Classical piano music playing)"

"Nicholas Tse Cheung American Cinnamon Wheel" "Screenwriter Director:" "Super Hien Lam" "He staph, then exposed, Now go down fast!" "Cancellation of travel!" "A Thuan, taking the place bring down the other side." "So clearly then, here are the rules." "He said there is a star?" "Stand still!" "We stand you!" "You also stand-alone!" "Li boss, as this will Where no evidence." "Out of hand!" "Action ..." "Throw me a gun!" "Guns!" "Have not heard?" "Stand still!" "Sit down!" "Police!" "Put his hand behind!" "Mau!" "Li boss, then run away staph." "I have arranged a place" "He and his family quick cooling." "Now I have a good copy protection?" "Tomorrow I do talk to me?" "He has promised me." "If you do not catch people in the field I got it!" "He also said he would protect me?" "They found such cancellation, if no hand can not catch them." "He did not break a project, police did not collapse." "But I will die." "Staph is a crazy guy." "Do not say anymore." "Where is my money?" "Damn!" "Initially said 100 thousand so now there are 10 thousand?" "I have to hide life there!" "10 things ... 10 thousand stars enough for me to use?" "10 Thousand ..." "Hey!" "I'll take you to safe place." "I asked him ..." "To arrest persons by him out?" "That's my job." "Damn!" "Police could not believe it!" "Two children who are you stood by the door." "The other side!" "Do not!" "Saved!" "Saving ... saved!" "Want to run?" "Dog boy!" "I sold out!" "Oscillator down!" "Oscillator down!" "I also move that shot!" "Call the switchboard said are injured." "A East, you break that drug cases." "Superiors issued a statement, want him promoted." "Do not be like that, people wanted to congratulate him." "We wish him the East ..." "Was promoted to senior inspector, shallow cup!" "Okay!" "Cheers!" "Every profession has its own pressure her." "Our profession faces with pressure like that." "(One year)" "Li boss, new people has come already." "Yeah." "To a week later, he started the only point for your search." "Later to take care as caring girlfriend." "They also sell their lives." "No one can bring them feel safe." "You have to pretend to be his friend but also must know how to pull it out." "If you do actually with him ... sometimes very difficult to pull it out." "I thought you should know" "I told him to pretend a friend of his." "Do not you true to him." "We want to be intelligence." "They want the benefits." "Everyone knows." "All is fair." "I understand the human heart." "But do you think His only advantage he" "He will also take advantage of him." "In short do not let he owns." "Also do not for them too violent." "3 parts drop, part 7 collecting." "When you do eventually learn more!" "Li boss, if the case really dangerous" "So for him to do?" "Network is of him." "If extremely dangerous, they soon be identified." "Not ours do not care ..." "Within their capacity to do we will definitely do ..." "Where we want they have problems." "Why you?" "Any news?" "We received a phone call Taiwanese police." "They said the United Thien back to Hong Kong." "Jewelry shop in 2006 Quang Bao, 2008 Eternal store treasure." "Both cases are not catch people." "Then make sure the money spent return it as a batch." "Who do you find with the United Thien." "People just sort of blend into." "How is not it catch him?" "Superiors had approved payment for the only point ..." "There are 150 thousand." "Told his players down .." "Do not put too much money for just score." "Next year would cut estimates." "People also say the money only point too little, longer cut?" "My salary is not up to him, How they are to be increased?" "My Thang, I was with my boss Management." "Help me find a violation of human material, he was still in prison." "The name is ..." "Khoi Ha Te." "Nickname currency." "Family, his friends ..." "All materials I need." "(Bich Prison House)" "Khoi Ha Te." "I am a senior inspector Intelligence Department Criminal, Ly Thuong Dong." "There are two days out of prison, he intends to anything?" "No plans whatsoever." "His father is 14 years old United Devils Xa go out racing." "16-year-old was arrested for driving without a permit." "18 years of illegal racing." "First 20 years in prison." "Once out of jail, beat people, theft, drug trafficking ... 4 part time sitting in jail." "Also arrested again ..." "life as he finished." "Said as much to do?" "Job wanted presented to him." "Help him become clean." "He wanted to work for the police." "I want to sell out to others?" "Come on." "Before his father died, have to usury, 80 thousand ..." "Vinh Phu Ma arrested girls He went into prostitution." "Currency debt, he released from prison, also be paid to finish." "The houses do not need I care." "I have left a business card in his lockers." "Think through it, they call me." "Forest boss, Shang Dong here." "I have two more days target of underworld figures," "He helped me arrange a ability to observe him." "I'll give you the following materials." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ..." "Okay, right heel straight up, have leaned into his chest." "Today is not about learning, How did you come here?" "Yesterday afternoon she called me saying that ..." "my shoes can get it." "How the shoes?" "The shoes, shoes ..." "Sorry, my memory is not well, I wait a while." "Where is not urgent, She kept looking from." "Now master of shoe repair ..." "not easy to find." "People, Shoe damaged like this, then buy a new pair." "We sell new shoes, I do not want to see?" "No thank you, I'm in a hurry, I go first." "Okay." "Talk later." "Bye." "Bye." "International Devils, his sister recently working at the hotel Vinh Tinh." "Off color!" "Lo lethargic!" "Run fast!" "Beat it for me!" "Do not type anymore ..." "Bleeding ..." "He told me to run fast!" "Do not type anymore ..." "My dad's debts, I pay." "Now, this is it!" "Now the head mother!" "He!" "Brother!" "Do not hit me I ..." "It produced 80 thousand apparatuses." "The 100 thousand plus interest." "You are correct mischief." "Go!" "Neurological disorder of his ..." "increasingly severe." "If it were not for drugs ... must him to a mental hospital then." "His family say?" "They say ... rupture relationship with him." "To not kill." "Actually, situations like this, in the Welfare Our society is common." "Fortunately, he has volunteer help." "Help me bring him." "Carefully burn." "After some time he must moved to a new place." "Circumstances there is very good, you go building a new house go." "No ..." "I can not go home!" "They will kill my whole family!" "No!" "Do not mention my home ..." "Do not mention my home ..." "Milled in the line of the Pacific, I want to know what demons he was the acting." "Pacific is Search driving." "He could act, he has not found proved." "Driving techniques leading you, will be useful to him, he'll get his." "As expected of him ..." "I get a car for him." "I spend money to participate in racing." "If I do not want?" "He stole cars." "He also thought a minute, my sister His back pain more than a minute." "The ten vehicles, each five thousand, if you win all belong." "Bald guy, come from there?" "Far Great Devil's son." "Recently released from prison not long." "Demon International." "British Pacific" "When released from prison?" "Yesterday." "Can I have your phone number." "Li boss, the traffic tonight will take action to block them racing." "In the county?" "New Territories South." "Boss Chen, Shang Dong here." "My point is only worked for me." "Traffic can party New Territories South has set up roadblocks." "He can discuss with them?" "Has started yet?" "Then derived." "So ..." "I will try." "If winning the Pacific will definitely get him." "Could save his sister or not you have to watch myself." "He also thought a minute, my sister His back pain more than a minute." "At the tunnel entrance ... have 8 car is working out high speed, be careful." "At the entrance of the tunnel, preparation." "Tieu Tran, note carries MN5592 plate." "Wait a little while Please drop him off." "This is a police barrier." "All cars in front immediately stopped the car." "This is a police barrier." "All cars in front immediately stopped the car." "This is a police barrier." "All cars in front immediately stopped the car." "This is a police barrier." "All cars in front immediately stopped the car." "Stand-alone!" "Do not run!" "Do not run!" "Stand-alone!" "Stand-alone!" "Stand-alone!" "Do not run!" "Do not run!" "Okay ..." "Through here." "Sit down!" "Stand-alone!" "Not escape?" "According to you?" "Pacific find you ..." "tell me immediately." "His sister's story ..." "I will change his resolve." "To eliminate other debts." "This girl ... is a relative of English?" "He East, he also Cao He knows Sam." "Ma Vinh Phu the lowering of him." "Old Sam is now higher Taipei is very ..." "It is difficult to discuss." "Here ... except for his old college ..." "he is the most powerful." "If you do not agree to be said ..." "How can quarrel out?" "Although I was the only point of him, But do not worry about it is." "Each time he brought me the news ..." "People are caught." "I have announced to the outside ..." "said the project is located lagoon." "If you turn the game ..." "I can News reports say that because of the indication." "Debt ... no longer increase further." "But to pay the money before ..." "he new she did drop out." "Currently you can meet her." "My appointment with the Pacific to see him tomorrow." "From the moment I met him and ..." "try to meet here." "This is the area's elderly." "We did not see the black people." "Between the houses there are so many entrances." "You do not need each went one way." "Go to the door, found underground can plug an incense." "Means I have to." "Now I discuss with him remuneration issues." "United Natural has heard yet?" "Having heard." "When you find the Pacific as driving." "I want to know if he really United Natural instead of the no." "Hours per month from his be paid 20 thousand." "If more ... more I will charge more." "Two things, how debt?" "Who told me he sold out Thien Hoa is." "Then he caught the person will be promotion, right?" "Price not know I think so." "Obtained a gun How much money." "Getting a gambling drive How much money." "Captured a silver How much money." "Have full instructions." "I gave him a contract a dime, you get me a contract of a dime." "We all must sign to report on." "What property must also be recorded, Bid prices can not draft." "If you follow this case" "According to the critical stage" "Prices can be discussed again." "After registration," "He officially became only aid the police union." "They told him to do something, you have to say right let me know." "I'll give you directions." "Fighting, stabbing, He was not allowed to do." "His status ..." "except me ... my superiors know." "What if I have any monitoring," "People will have to prove his fate." "This letter will be saved in the Department of Justice." "If you participate in Project on our goals." "It may prove his participation is to support the police union." "Seat." "This is the currency, our driver." "Dat Ma, Boc Chu, Greece Contact." "You eat you?" "Damn, you're faster hands Not a bit good?" "Grandmother eyebrows, you just said are not you?" "Your mother, you just told grandmother who?" "Eyebrow grandmother, grandmother you ..." "Want to eat that argument?" "Sister." "United Natural England." "Pacific, through here." "Before we work, to say conditions you clear them." "3 people are you holding a gun, per 350 thousand people." "No matter what?" "No, 350 thousand and reasonable." "Thank God he U.S.." "I have no problem." "I also like that." "Devils economic driver, 100 thousand." "Pacific Tao and easy under police tails." "Before the players we takin will not show up." "A later session will touch with their eyebrows." "A word to say words I said." "A First." "Drink a glass with the brothers." "Why?" "I do not drink." "Then you are pregnant." "United Natural his-Congratulations!" "Congratulations on Hoa Thien-he!" "Congratulations!" "Congratulations!" "Why you?" "How many people United went to Heaven?" "There are 3 men, Dat Ma, Chu and joint Boc." "There's also the wife of United Natural." "This nose, eye, This mouth." "Are you sure you sure?" "Why did you choose this arbitrary?" "Then his face looks sloppy so, anything to do with me?" "His mother asked him to take that." "The girl?" "The girl sure does not look arbitrary, right?" "Having said when contacted you?" "United Natural said ..." "his fear of the track." "Later his wife in charge of contact us." "Looking for opportunities ... copy number the computer gave me that girl." "Dressing to go." "Subscriber you have called temporarily out of reach ..." "What she wanted to buy it?" "Ring." "Here we have a latest diamond ring samples." "Please asked if she wanted to find marriage ring does not it?" "Not." "I see this aircraft." "Remember it." "To remember next time ..." "help me get it." "Merry Christmas." "Thank you." "Go take a photo." "Merry Christmas." "Bye." "Here goes through photography." "Come here." "Come here." "He also went through this." "How we laughed." "Beer." "She does not How to drink beer?" "Two dozen." "Go right." "Why did that day Police were chasing?" "Do I remember?" "Everyday I was not police chase." "But she?" "Why is being hacked?" "I hacked a domain black director of the university ..." "Tam Dao." "Without you ..." "That night I could slashed dead." "If she does not appear, sure I was arrested then." "Why does she want to Hong Kong?" "You know ..." "Who is being sold out not the most painful?" "Friends." "Are relatives." "Childhood ..." "My family is very poor." "My sister and brother What you get ..." "Are attributed to me bring about gambling." "I do not lose." "If the lost ... we will no rice to eat." "My mother for 40 thousand ..." "I sold to a guy" "Wanderer of the university in Hong Kong." "Also on the night I met him ..." "Tam Dao was cutting my name." "United then God save me, say that ..." "He will take care of my life." "I thought that the words he says is true." "This is material in the device of the girl." "Last time you said ... if more another story ... prices will be discussed again." "Now we have learned location ... discussion going." "The moment the people, certain lack of money does not pay for him." "How much further?" "I said then." "I want 100 thousand." "Disagree, I'll stop." "He has infiltrated it, United Natural does not let you go." "So do not talk right." "Not be discussed, I find other police." "I signed a contract with him, no one should use his head." "Trust me." "Believe me?" "We know each other for how long?" "Whom the police come, His mother then bad luck." "Continue to help me." "Or as United Natural thieves." "I'll catch him." "If ... sides no intervention." "I would affirm United Natural caught." "Then he doubted him, and he has where not to run away." "Li boss, has identified a signal U.S. mobile phone of God." "He was in Nathan Road, in the City Nanjing near Changle City." "Signal back then?" "Phone is off target." "Signals in a single location." "Was more than an hour have not mobile." "The team heard clearly observed, the goal is extremely dangerous character." "Humans can carry guns." "Discovery of his release, immediately let the hand action." "Drive, A-Tails." "Saying goes." "Li boss, then the mobile signal." "Currently facing Nathan Road ... spot radio station in Parkes Street with Nanking" "Be." "Everyone noticed, walking target." "Nathan went on in that Parkes Street and Nanking" "A Vy, to front stopped the car." "People hear, target detection" "Is the name just go through Great code." "Glasses, a beard." "Brown jacket, black pants." "United Natural has entered the building, Cervical go away." "Track team standing block all entrances." "Li boss, here in her, He discovered me." "Toward the goal Parking Place Du Ma." "All people standing still, do not have to follow." "Stood blocking the entrance." "Immediately to fleet Parking Place Du Ma." "Do not stress, do not Where do her injury." "Li boss, the signal remains in parking lots." "Pacific." "Police I just followed." "You're quick review new to these guys." "He takes away." "I just drove it." "Done this, and have money, he to do?" "For my sister a better life." "No doubt he also is a nice fellow." "But she?" "What makes it work its more fun." "# A human life is sometimes sad face ... #" "What is she Italian?" "# Friday makes us What is most worried about?" "#" "# A few days before Christmas to #" "# Days that everyone wants to be a very important person. #" "# You have to prepare gifts gift for him yet?" "#" "# Now we would like to donate a gift for you. #" "Not long ago was a Christmas present." "For the holidays I did not feel anything." "Childhood, my sister gave me two presents." "Later, there is no more." "Hours and have money." "Buy a few gifts I went to my sister." "Daughter ... always liked receive gifts." "She'll be happy." "First birth, to bother you paper driver's license, identification." "Wishing him off." "The author, wishing him a little cooperation." "Off, the car brakes." "Off, the car brakes, driver's license." "What are you doing there?" "Do?" "Overcoming barriers." "Request assistance." "Block him back!" "Sitting for sure." "Stop!" "Do not run!" "Stop!" "I went through the other side!" "Find the other side yet?" "Have all gone, not seen." "The impasse, both sides, they escape it?" "No way, I see they run over here." "How many of you, to side to find it again." "Transaction gun, fortunately no serious injuries." "I've told you before," "What have any static, certainly have to let me know immediately." "Do not know how to tell him?" "If so, I told him then." "Where are the guns now?" "I do not know." "How many gates?" "An automatic rifle, 5 pistol." "6 gates?" "His young son ah?" "I said I'm only driving no gun." "If he really wanted me gun, I do?" "Do not open fire." "A lot?" "Demon International." "Pacific?" "Where am I?" "At home." "I was at the door, open doors." "Pacific." "Close the door." "You do not have to live in star hotels?" "This is the home of whom?" "My grandmother home." "Not five years away." "Yesterday know about the old lady, no one in this house." "I pass here in the interim." "Scent and underground ..." "Who lit it?" "The woman next door." "With her grandmother, she played very friendly together ... called a little heart." "A Tower next door?" "House this?" "Yes." "She her home ground in trees the other side because she lit à?" "My day is so light." "Not me, have one after lighting help you?" "I told him, neighbors to help each other." "If you help, they must help ..." "What happened?" "Today I help you ..." "What happened?" "Stick of incense in the other side ..." "he plugged by you?" "I helped her brothers and incense, What's wrong?" "Okay, okay." "She said what?" "Old people did that ..." "Do not be angry." "In her severance." "Never mind." "Youth is the true you ..." "Yeah, do not be angry with her ..." "I followed you from the subway station that you do not know." "United Natural has been monitoring the police, you must be careful." "Swift action, do not have much gliding." "He told me what to say I told you." "Thank you so much." "Staph ... slashing people to death ..." "Do not kill me ..." "Why?" "Spend!" "Spend!" "No right?" "Crane-Four ..." "Staph ... slashing people to death ..." "Staph ... slashing people to death ..." "There is no Staph." "Crane of death and ..." "I have seen him ..." "Where drainage is not running." "He saw a staph U?" "Where is he?" "I have seen ..." "Staphylococcal slashing people to death ..." "I sold him to stand, Where drainage is not running." "My wife ..." "My wife ..." "Staph also kill her." "Tell her to run away ..." "Tell her to run away ..." "Tell her to run away ..." "They turned to go back targeting a total of 10 gold shops." "According to his analysis, Which is our goal?" "Remains unclear." "I went to the phone." "A factory, the saying goes." "Staph find it, the key project who will start tonight." "I went to the police, asked them to help him catch staph." "Damn them police do not believe it!" "Unbelievable ..." "I can not believe they are ..." "Damn them police do not believe it!" "Crane death back then ..." "I do not want to meet him ..." "Staph!" "Cutting the staphylococcal to die ..." "Staph!" "Staph ..." "Cutting the staphylococcal to die ..." "Do not be afraid ..." "Looking at his watch ..." "Look ..." "Police!" "Alight ..." "Mau-up!" "Get off!" "Do not move!" "Crane was arrested and then death." "Crane death and then arrested by police." "I have to go home ..." "I can go home then ..." "I have met my wife ..." "I have met my wife ..." "Home!" "Go home ..." "I can go home ... home ..." "I have to go home ..." "I have met my wife ..." "I can meet my wife and ..." "Home ..." "I can meet my wife and ..." "Home ..." "I can meet my wife and ..." "Leave the class." "Bye." "Thank you." "I am about this." "Bye." "No problem." "He quickly put it see your doctor." "Where I do not need, I move that can themselves." "Be." "Bye." "Hi." "Hi." "He is not about you?" "How do I dance?" "Honestly ..." "when he has come here to study" "I have observed him." "UK in terms of dancing ... is really missing a bit of an angle." "This pair of shoes ..." "For him" "There must have very special memories right?" "Broken like this, he still holds it." "These shoes is because my wife gave me." "Before, I promise dance with her." "But still performed." "Now want to also no chance." "Farewell then you?" "He kept his shoes his wife gave him" "So why do not you back with her?" "I made a mistake ..." "Can not be returned." "Chemical test report his wife's already possess." "She syphilis." "If she is still reluctant keep the unborn baby." "The baby will be born can not heal." "A few days prior to the announcement, East saw him nearby." "Say what, you will not be A Snow returned to dance class." "You know then, madam side." "A recent snow very well." "The doctor said she could recall previous stories." "I do not want her remember the old story again." "Charges they were being followed." "Can always catch." "No, they wait then catch the action." "How will that person only point of danger." "I waited a long time the United Thien." "Previously he caused countless cases," "Conditions do not warrant his attention possession of weapons." "The only person in charge only driver, did not open fire." "The police have come, surrender is complete." "Let me ask him have done or not." "Have not asked him to do or not, given to him to do." "He wants 100 thousand, superiors approved it." "Arrested person, a certain amount will give him." "Us with the only point, must be prepared psychologically." "Points can only give us information, they also know there will be dangerous." "My son in February this married." "Today may be prepared, brought before him in this." "We make the only point, What is your next tri care." "We trust each other 4 years." "I will protect him." "His father went to work safely." "Network is of him." "If extremely dangerous, they soon be identified." "Trust me." "The moment the people, certain lack of money does not pay for him." "Believe me?" "We know each other for how long?" "Whom the police come, His mother then bad luck." "Police could not believe it!" "We want to be intelligence." "They want the benefits." "Everyone knows." "All is fair." "Why?" "100 things you want, already possess." "But I must tell you," "He continues to participate, there arises What no one knew." "His network is, he must think carefully." "Getting the right, remember to bring cash." "Hello." "A Snow Today not on here?" "Somehow she not here." "Thank you." "Damn him, come here disturb it?" "You hurt me girl Not enough?" "This life you do not come here anymore." "There ... accident ... accident serious traffic." "Chuy injection Sa ..." "This is where ..." "Where this is?" "Mau says go!" "Chuy injection Sa ..." "Lan Tang Gia ..." "Wife ..." "You must try to endure ..." "Endure ..." "Police soon arrived." "I'm sorry ..." "I'm sorry, my wife ..." "I promise you will never appeared before me again ..." "He will not appear anymore ..." "I'm sorry, my wife ..." "I'm sorry ... 1-2 call, the goal was to come." "Forest Cats, Birds Small 're off the bus." "Big is the Elephant." "The monkey called General." "Check that the car KH425 do not have a criminal record?" "Far chewing attention, they change the car, claiming that the static." "Today we have Police cut tail." "Achieving code." "Remove the phone battery out, put in the backpack." "We eyebrows too." "Be." "Currency, on the demand front." "Alight." "Alight!" "Off color!" "A. This is a car" "They run into lane other party to get a car." "Then run, they run it!" "There are no visible license plates?" "Not found." "Where are you going there?" "Gold casting story tomorrow, has been prepared yet?" "Abortion, not him I want to do abortions?" "For you to abortion, I also do not need more than that?" "His attention to me?" "You say?" "He does not care about me?" "Really?" "He just scared me ..." "deal not again tomorrow." "My heart does not have me, I am here for him to do?" "Listen to, hear it." "A lot?" "Be." "She ..." "Yes, I have the women differently." "Done for tomorrow, I would definitely her." "On the road one takes away." "United Natural England, with his sister right?" "We have selected 10 gold shops, tomorrow will take action at any store?" "All the shops that are not." "I have other goals." "Tomorrow there will be 250 kg gold he moved to the shop." "(Please note ...)" "Hot water to drink, will be quite a bit more." "Do you dare to bet not a game to me?" "Through this discussion." "British Pacific, eventually tomorrow to hand in any shop?" "You'll know tomorrow." "Now write down every position." "The shop 30 am to 10 pm opened." "If they wait before opening action, it will surely rule the road." "So we are at 9 h 30" "Sometimes they display jewelry will act." "Currency, driving you out the door." "Lap Joint, thou with me guarding people." "Dat Ma ..." "United Natural England, the price goes back to the table." "They kill you it, part of it shares with us an eyebrow." "Throw him into the bath water." "Pacific, on the stand to find like the guy anymore." "Know." "Demon International." "Tomorrow you carry guns, I'll share more for you." "There currently are not enough people, do not have to rake." "Brother, want to wipe the car?" "(Tell your boss Li, 66820693, gold shop Tan Tat Street scene will Ham robbed)" "A lot?" "The author, someone told me to call him" "New Landscape in Gold shop All roads will be robbed Ham" "All stand!" "What are you doing there?" "You through our two little the other, all sit down!" "Do not!" "Get up!" "Go on!" "For all the gold in the pocket!" "Stock E, Tang Tat function, Gold salon innovations." "A Food!" "Not here!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Go on!" "Open ..." "Put it out here!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Over here help me!" "Danger!" "Back on!" "Back on!" "Call the General Committee, Does your boss and then shot." "Mau called an ambulance ..." "Call an ambulance quick!" "People bring clothes has even taken away the burn." "Guns were held to also burned." "Boc Chu, currencies." "Our guns you may be used, to give me." "A lot?" "Dat Ma, Chu Boc, gold casting preparation." "Pacific, asking boats when will come?" "U.S. scales." "I was helped by signals This phone number ..." "A lot?" "Be." "United Natural England, crew arrived." "Dat-Ma!" "Yes!" "Gold brought into the boat." "Known." "Pacific." "You're holding 10 pieces." "Thank God he U.S.." "A First." "6 pieces of her." "Add a piece of her." "Chu Boc." "Currency, which I drove." "Map misery!" "Achieving code, driver stabbed them!" "Running only his God-United!" "Run!" "Burn them!" "Of!" "International Devils, trying to take away." "Run fast!" "All of them masked." "Clothing with gun crime were burned." "Right now though caught Thien Hoa, but his gold was smelted." "There is no evidence at all." "The gold can not prove because he was robbed of." "Participating teams, buy guns, gold casting, who are involved at all." "God wants to prosecute U.S., he will certainly have to show up." "Should soon find he testified." "How many names have escaped charges." "Now he wants him to testify, true that wants him dead." "A police officer were dead." "I can not drop United go natural." "If he does not stand to testify." "100 more things to the point just idiot there." "Wait." "He may testify or not testify United against God is one thing." "I promised him just arrested person will pay." "Where at first we thought Can the back like this." "Current catch people but unable to sentence him." "I do not want to put the only points into the death of me again." "I do not want the United Natural application is released." "Say what, the only point certainly have to testify." "After completion, I will protect him." "So go ..." "no more negotiations." "Never mind ..." "International education fund." "Caught the person yet?" "Catch it." "So where are my money?" "Where are you?" "Fruit Tea Business, University Chewing ..." "house number 23A." "He all right?" "Mau lie down." "I went to find a doctor." "I myself have informed the police." "I was the only point." "I myself have called the police to arrest people." "I do not do it ... can not earn 100 thousand saved my sister." "Orange yellow, go!" "I have money, he and I go to Taiwan?" "Let's go." "I can not hide be lifelong." "I promised my sister is not abandon it." "It is my only family." "Alone, she walked away." "Let's go ..." "I lie down to go." "Then going to the doctor." "Find him a whole day and then, Where is he there?" "In the village, I came here." "Great Chew, house number 23A." "Thank you, he Pacific." "Demon International." "Run!" "They climbed through the window then running away!" "Run!" "Run!" "Do not!" "Inside!" "Climb through the window to run away!" "His money ..." "I bring to it." "New gold shop robbery scene ..." "Because we do." "Call an ambulance." "Yes sir." "Call the switchboard." "We caught the culprit New gold shop robbery scene." "This is 150 thousand, bringing this place provide payment for the girl." "Remaining to the end for her." "East England, he to me 'm not so good?" "This part of him." "Do not swallow the words." "He dared to swallow words, I will followed him for life." "He regarded me as his wife." "This money ..." "last night he gave me." "He did not stop talking to me "I'm sorry."" "Said to have left she and I both know how long." "Please keep her money." "I want to replace my sister care for him." "She was the only person he wants to meet, he just wanted to hear her sing." "Thereafter, every month I will deposit into her account." "Okay?"

"Hot food from a hot man." "Max, a woman in my section wants to know if we do anything gluten-free." "What do I tell her?" "Tell her she's not allergic to gluten, she's just masking an eating disorder." "Look alive, people." "Club sandwich, burger medium, and a shrimp salad for the gambling' man." "I asked for salt and pepper." "I wanted mayonnaise and mustard." "You forgot my diet soda." "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be right back with" "Oh, what?" "Never doubt me." "Here's my last check, Earl." "Look here, Max." "That lady just slipped me her number." "Like I need another menopausal white woman scratching' at my window like a cat in heat." "God, I love money." "I know, I'm so sorry it broke up with you." "Look!" "This week's new iPad just came out." "Spread the words." "Word." "Word!" "I saw that on The Wire." "Max, three weeks in a row you have not yet accepted my request to be a Facebook friend." "Max?" "I am talking to you." "Oh, I didn't hear you, I have my earbuds in." "What are these?" "Okay, you had to bust a move, and get "the truth" on my ass?" "Fine, let's go there." "Han," "I'm never gonna be your Facebook friend." "Oof!" "Hard to hear." "Well, I accepted you, Han." "Yes, thank you." "You make my heart sing." "Oof." "Hurt me still." "That was like watching someone club a baby seal." "Why wouldn't you just say yes to his friend request?" "Because I never check Facebook, why would I?" "So some girl I worked at a movie theater with in 2005 can tell me it's raining and she's "totes bummed?"" "Caroline!" "Better check Facebook page." "Maybe someone just post on your wall." ""Han Lee has tagged you in 25 photos?"" "Want to borrow my seal club yet?" "Oh, that stings." "I've lost like 300 Facebook friends since my father was arrested." "Well, your father's probably made that many new friends in prison, so it all evens out." "Okay, ready to go?" "Do we have to?" "It's so hot outside." "When did heat get so hot?" "Stop fighting it, just give in to it." "I don't know why I'm quoting a rapist." "Can't we just stay a little bit longer?" "We don't have any A.C. at home." "I have an A.C. you girls can use." "You have an air conditioner that works?" "Oh, it works." "That's like an A.C. that just had salami." "There's more salami where that came from." "And my feet hurt." "Well, you gotta stop wearing those stilts, and get a pair of Skechers, like normal broke-ass waitresses." "Skechers?" "How dare you." "Besides, I can't afford new shoes." "These cost $900." "Well, then that's not pain, that's karma." "Look, I will help you out, okay?" "I know a place we can go that has designer things at good prices." "Like a Barney's warehouse?" "Kind of." "The Goodwill?" "Welcome to my place!" "We're shopping at the Goodwill?" "You led me to believe we were real-shopping." "I know." "I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place." "Do the face again." "I love it!" "Okay, what's that smell?" "It's gonna be your smell from now on." "Now, pay attention, I know where the good stuff is." "I know where the good stuff is." "Madison and 57th." "Follow me." "Clever bitches hide stuff they want to come back and buy, 'cause sometimes they don't have $3 to buy it at the time." "Who doesn't have $3?" "You." "Last week I hid a dope vintage blazer in the back of a nightstand, and here it is!" "Six bucks, clever bitch." "Bang, bang!" "All right, well, we're here." "I'm gonna make the best of it, but first I need a basket without a sno-cone in it." "Hey, Trish." "Not for day-to-day, but at the country club." "You're kidding, but you're right." "Hey, when you find something, check the pockets for pills." "At a thrift store downtown I found a purple one once, and took it." "Fell asleep for eight hours." "That was my vacation that year." "Yay, shoes!" "Oh, I can't believe I just said, "yay," in Goodwill." "Look, don't freak." "Shoes can be funky, but I have a special spray at home that makes them like new." "Did you get it from a wizard?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, these Brian Atwoods were mine." "I donated these to charity, 'cause I was photographed wearing them twice." "Okay, they were $800 when I bought them, now they're $8?" "Like me." "I'm $8." "Oh, my God." "I'm $8." "I've been reduced." "I'm sorry, it just all became so real to me." "I mean, I can't believe it." "Um, didn't you see me crying?" "Lots of people cry at Goodwill." "You go to France, you eat snails." "You come here, you cry." "That's odd, you didn't even react." "You need to react when people cry." "I did, I rolled my eyes." "Look, eventually, you'll learn to do that on the inside." "Okay, well, just FYI, when I used to cry in front of my other girlfriends, they'd be like, "What you cryin' about, C-line?" ""Look at you, girl, you're fierce, you got your glam on."" "Are your girlfriends black drag queens?" "Oh, awesome strokes tee." "I went to this concert, but I couldn't afford the shirt." "Oh, we're done with me." "I went to see them on this tour the summer after my junior year." "It was a really warm night, and I snuck out of the house, and we all ma" "Ahem." "Whatever." "And what?" "What, did something great happen the night you got the t?" "Look at me, does it look like something great ever happens?" "Hey, cute tee." "Had my eye on it." "I was just bringin' my girl back to see it." "She was in the bathroom." "I had to throw up." "So hand it over." "You know the rule." "Turn the back on the rack, you're under attack." "That's not me, that's the law of the 'Will." "Yeah, you better walk away." "That was intense." "Ah, just another Wednesday at the 'Will." "You said to look in things, right?" "Max, look." "On my first try!" "Ooh, slick." "Whoever hid those is gonna be pissed." "Quality check." "Fabric sturdy, no mysterious crotch stains, nice work, Nancy Drew." "And look, they're designer." "Summer 2009. $350." "And for me today... $5." "That's a reduction I like." "$5!" "Oh!" "$5, $5, $5, $5... $5, $5..." "Hi, Maria." "How are you, Max?" "I'm good, how's your mom doin'?" "Good." "She really appreciated the cupcakes you made her." "Hi, Maria, I'm Caroline, Max's friend." "Any way we can get the price down a bit for these?" "I think $8 is steep, considering their condition." "I happen to know the heel has been replaced." "I cannot believe you're trying to shoe her down." "I can do $6." "Deal." "Oh, you happy?" "You haggled a charity." "You're turning Goodwill into bad will." "My t-shirt's gone." "It's not here." "I bet it was that Puerto Rican girl, who was-- who was eyeing it." "Maria, can we call security?" "I'm sure one of the cameras must have captured the theft." "Cameras?" "What do you think this is, target?" "It's gone, Caroline." "She must have stolen it while I was watching you do your stupid $5 dance." "I didn't turn my back on the rack, why am I under attack?" "See, this is why I shop alone, this is why I eat alone, this is why I'm leaving alone." "Maria, I'll pay for these." "You don't have to box them, you can just use tissue paper." "Even as I'm saying this, I know it's not gonna happen." "Chestnut..." "Hot as a mother, right?" "Better, right?" "# It's gettin' hot in here # # so hot!" "# # so take off all your clothes #" "# I am gettin' so hot #" "# I'm gonna take my clothes off #" "You might want to keep your voice down." "This building has three registered sex offenders." "# It's gettin' hot in here # # so leave all that strokes tee shirt drama behind #" "Come on, it's our night off." "Let's go get drunk in air conditioning." "We won't even have to pay for drinks." "These "shotes" is gonna pay for our drinks." "You are literally a $5 whore right now." "Come on." "Hey, Johnny." "I thought I told you to keep your dumb, tragic ass out of here." "The only thing that isn't tragic about me is my ass." "And who's the blonde, bony skank?" "Oh, dude, she's not in on this." "Oh, I'm so sorry, miss." "Hey, I'm Johnny, I'm Max's friend." "I'm Caroline." "I'm freaked out." "This is something we do." " To remind us of our families." " Mm-hmm." "Excuse me for a second." "These guys tip more if I high-five 'em when we talk about chicks." "Vagina!" "Yeah!" "Wow." "Girl, your bartender friend is cute." "Look at those arms." "Nice guns." "He's not just a bartender, this dude is legit." "He's a street artist, goes by "Jpeg."" "Hmm." "Well, right now he's cutting up limes and cleaning glasses." "Well, you're an heiress who's slinging burnt hash and stale toast." "Touche." "Douch-ay." "These are from the gentleman with a sweet note," ""Nice ass, nice rack."" "Whoo!" "Hoo." "If that's your tequila noise," "God knows what your orgasm sounds like." "Same face, no sound." "Oh, my God." "I can't believe it, it's the girl from the 'Will." "I got your back, gir-r-r." "What is she doin'?" "She thinks Goodwill has made her tough." "Um, hi." "How are you?" "I just wanted to talk to you about that shirt at the Goodwill." "See, my friend really wanted it, and, well, your friend has it." "What are you sayin', bitch?" "Okay, I think we might have got off on the wrong foot." "Do you want to feel my foot, bitch?" "Well, I guess we know what your favorite word is." "Ow!" "Those are not extensions, bitch!" "Oh!" "I should break this up, I should break this up." "No, no, no, give her like four seconds to learn her lesson." "Oh, okay, ow!" "All right." "All right!" " Okay, okay, okay." " Ow!" "Oh, oh." "Okay, come on, come on." " Oh!" " It's okay." "Those are not extensions, bitch!" "Are you still laughing, 'cause it wasn't funny." "It was so funny." "It was like looney tunes funny." "It was like Bugs Bunny getting shot in the face funny." "Only in your version," "Bugs Bunny tries to have a dialogue with the shotgun." "I was trying to get your t-shirt back." "I wanted you to have it, because you lit up at the 'Will when you saw it." "I do not light up, okay?" "There's no light inside me." "What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks." "That was good money." "Thanks for looking out for me, Caroline." "You're welcome, Max." "It's a t-shirt, it's gone." "I don't get attached to things." "Ow." "My nail practically got torn off back there by "Cat Von D-Minus."" "I'm gonna have to sleep with it elevated." "Is there a nail place around here?" "Well, this is New York, so there's probably gonna be one right... here." "Love when that happens." "Look, a two-for-one girlfriend special." "Genius." "Go with me tomorrow before work, it'll be cheaper if we both go." "I really need one." "Plus, you need one, too." "Well, I can't." "I have my own day of luxury already booked." "I'm doing a laundry, and then the tasting menu at Wendy's." "Come on." "You and me, nails, and air conditioning." "It'll be fun." "You're doin' it, gir-r-rl." "Me and my friends used to love getting manicures." "'Cause they're black drag queens?" "# Ai-ee ai-ee # # ai-ee ai-ee #" "Oh." "Hey, dude." "It's about that time?" "Let me get the pooper scooper." "All right." "Let's do this." " Hey." " Hey." "Let me ask you something." "How is it that you, a horse, and Caroline are both living with me, and you're less of a problem for me?" "I mean, you tell me, you've known her longer." "She picks a fight with a tatted-out white chick from the Bronx?" "What is up with that?" "I don't know, man, I'm just used to it." "That's what you'd sound like, if you talked." "I agree with you, by the way." "Everything you say is right, Max." "Thank you, Chestnut." "You should kill her." "Chestnut!" "I can't do that." "It'll be easy." "We could kill her and eat her." "Chestnut!" "All right, buddy, here's your spot." "Come on, do your business." "Come on, Ches." "Buh-buh-buh buh-buh." "Buh-buh-buh buh-boo." "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on, Chestnut, I got a lot of crap to do today." "And so do you." "Jeez, don't be shy, buddy..." "I hope you're happy." "I look like a Cambodian stripper." "Um, they prefer to be called "ping pong ball artists."" "These cost $70.43." "She forced me to get tips, and then tip her for the tips." "See, and all because you never showed up," "I didn't get the two-for-one discount, because I was waiting alone, for you." "Max, I have really tried to be girlfriends with you, but you obviously have some issues." "Follow me to the walk-in." "Good, let's get it out." "Here." "I thought we were gonna talk." "No, we just didn't have any chocolate cream in the case." "Why didn't you show up?" "You told me you were gonna be there." "Well, I had a lot of crap to do." "Well, you gave me the impression you were going." "I gave you the impression?" "I don't do impressions." "Well, wait, that's not true, I do one, my mom." "But to do that." "I need a Christmas tree, a gallon of vodka, and a lit cigarette." "So are we gonna be girlfriends or not?" "Look, I'm gonna give this to you straight up." "I am never gonna be the type of girlfriend you're used to." "I am not your gir-r-r, or your gir-r-rl, and I am definitely not someone's two-for-one girlfriend crap at a nail store." "In fact, think of me as a dude." "So-o-o, are we good?" "Yeah." "We good." "I get it." "You're not a girl's girl." "Okay, good." "I can be a girl's girl." "Oh, Caroline, please do not take advantage of me with your horse." "What?" "My trash pick up company charged me extra, because my dumpster is full of all your horse droppings." "How would that be possible?" "I see your good friend, Max, walking your horse every morning and dropping droppings in my dumpster." "Hi." "Hello." "Did you walk my horse today?" "Yeah, and every other morning." "That's so sweet." "I wish I had known." "Well, what was I gonna do, post it on your Facebook wall?" ""Ha, walked a horse again today." "Totes gross."" "Besides, who did you think was doing it?" "I've always just had things done for me," "I've never really thought about the people doing them." "Yeah, and I've never had things done for me, so I just do them." "Like now, how I'm making the coffee, and you're just standing here watching me." "Still, I wish you would have told me, so I could say thank you." "Well, it's not really my style." "You are one complicated dude." "Pick up, borscht." " Unbelievable." " What?" "Hey." "How you guys doin'?" "Cute strokes tee." "Probably look better on me, considering it's mine." "You snooze, you lose, puta." "Nice language!" "You kiss your obviously closeted boyfriend with that mouth?" "You know what?" "I wouldn't even want it now." "Now that it's been on you, might as well have been a Kenny G shirt." "And now I walk." "You can't just let her win." "Oh, forget it, it's over." "Borscht!" "Pick up, pick up." "Hi, I'll be right with you." "Oh!" " Idiota!" " Oh." "Esta camiseta me costo cuatro dolares!" "Te voy a cortar." "Lo siento." "Todo es mi culpa." "I'm still a little clumsy, it's my first week." "I'll bring you some soda water, but seriously, your boyfriend will come out before that borscht stain does." "That was awesome." "Yeah." "I kinda just do stuff." "Like I just did, while you were standing there watching me." "Thanks, gir-r-rlfriend." "Oh." "What, is she coming for me?" "Run."

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" a trail of destruction and debris from Dallas to Washington." "Pieces all over the pasture and in the yard, everywhere." "Watching it, make sure nobody touches it, nobody runs off with it." "Why is it important for people not to touch it?" "It's contaminated." "Could be contaminated." "Of course, we all got out and we touched it, some of us did." "Crucial questions remain unanswered." "Debris has been seen from Dallas to Washington." "The shuttle accident has shocked the nation and the world." "Impromptu memorials can be seen where debris has fallen." "The scene here is surreal." "We've seen a stream of officials from a number of federal agencies coming through." " Kaufman, CDC?" " That's right." "Right this way, please." "Mr. Kaufman!" "Dina Twain from CNN." "Can I ask you what the CDC is doing here, Mr. Kaufman?" "Hi." "President's on his way back to D.C. tonight." "I'm supposed to brief him at 6 a.m." "Can we make that?" " We can try." " Right." "Show me what you have." "Over the retrieved debris we're recording a contamination rate of almost every square meter." "We're projecting a contamination zone of an alley about 200 miles wide from D.C. to Dallas." " My God." "What is it?" "Our biotechs are in full meltdown mode." "This is a highly resilient organism able to survive the bitter cold of space and the searing heat of reentry." "Initial cellular diagnostics show it exhibits monoploid characteristics with high levels of calcium dipicolinate both commonalities to an endospore." "A spore?" "Jesus." "One thing's for sure, it ain't from around here." "Sir!" "This was on our roof." "The president is on his way back to Washington from Camp David to meet with his closest advisors over the space-shuttle disaster." "Hey, Casper." "Good boy." "I thought you'd never get home." "Your ex-wife called twice." "Do you wanna watch this?" "I mean, for work or something?" "I should get to bed." "I gotta be back on the Hill in a few hours." "Well, you should've called." "I could've been sleeping in my own bed right now." "Federal officials are removing several pieces of shuttle debris from a disturbing source: eBay." "Ollie!" "Ollie, it's okay." "It's okay." "Look at me." "It's Mommy." "Oh, baby." "Oh, hey." "It's okay." "It's okay." "You just had a bad dream." "You got those nightmares back again, huh?" "Everything's all right." "You lie down." "There we go." "There we go." "We'll just have to make those nightmares go away again." "Right?" "Hundreds were killed this morning in the bloodiest attack in Iraq since the start of the occupation." "A mixture of toxic chemicals was strapped to suicide bombers..." "Ollie?" "Breakfast." "Dr. Bennell?" "I have a call for you." "I'm just finishing my notes." " I know, but he is very insistent." " Who is it?" "Your ex-husband." " Hello?" " Carol, how are you?" "I'm fine, Tucker." "How are you?" "I am fine." "I'm really fine." "I'm back in D.C. again." "In our old house." "It is such a nice house." "What do you want, Tucker?" "I want to see Oliver." " I miss him." " No." "Carol, I have a legal right to see my son." "Ollie, I don't believe it." "Come on." "Get dressed." "We got 15 minutes." "Come on." "We should walk to school every morning." "This is nice." "You wouldn't say that if it was raining." "If it were raining." "But what if it rains tonight?" "I checked the weather report." "Forty-five and clear." "No rain." "Just candy." "Okay, here's your homework." " All right." " You look cool." "Thanks." " I'll see you at 4." " All right." "Can I give you a kiss?" " Hey, Oliver!" " Nice costume, dude." "I'm gonna get a double Hershey's bar." "Oh, I wanna get as much chocolate..." "America is in shock today... 50 scientists have resigned over this shuttle debacle." " Good morning, Ben." " Fifty." "Five-oh." "They signed a letter saying the government's ignoring them because they think the shuttle crashed on purpose." "No one's reporting it here." "I had to find it on the World Service." "What's wrong with you?" "Tucker takes off to Atlanta for four years, Ben." "He calls Ollie on his birthday and at Christmas and suddenly he comes back into his life and he wants to be a good father." "No." "It's confusing for Ollie." "He is his dad." "I know him, and I don't trust him." "Look, Oliver loves you more than anything else on earth and there is nothing that Tucker or anybody else can do to change that." "Hard work!" "Fair pay!" "Hard work!" "Fair pay!" "Are we still on for tomorrow night?" "Will there be food?" "Well, they're Czechs, so there'll be, what, goulash or something." "We'll see." "Spare some change, ma'am?" "God bless." "Why would I get you flowers?" "Well, I didn't do anything wrong." "Hold on, hold on." "That'll be 8 bucks." "I am all about the romance." " Morning, Carly." " Your 9:00 is here." "You're a little early, Wendy." "It's my husband." "Wendy, did something happen?" "Did your husband hurt you again?" "How long have I been coming here?" "Four years." "And I've had a cup of tea almost every time, haven't I?" "Yeah, I suppose you have." "But I can't do it." "I can't even drink this." "That's how bad it's gotten." "I wanna help you, but you have to talk to me." "This is gonna sound so stupid, or crazy, or both." "No, I've told you before." "Nothing you say in this office is stupid or crazy." "All of it's important." "All of it matters." "My husband is not my husband." "And what makes you say that?" "The way he acts." "The way he looks at me." "He keeps bringing me things to drink." "I don't want them, but he keeps bringing them." "I yelled at him last night." "He didn't yell back." "I threw my glass at him and he didn't do anything." "I know you and your husband have a volatile relationship." "I did, but not anymore." "Yes, when he would get mad, I would be afraid of him." "But at least when he kissed me, I knew he loved me." "Now when he kisses me..." "What is it?" "He's just different." "I know it." "Bobo knew it too." "Bobo, your dog?" "The other night, when Richard got home from work and he walked in Bobo, he just went crazy." "He started snapping and growling at Richard." "I mean, we tried to put him outside, but he attacked." "Dr. Bennell, that dog has never attacked anyone in its life." "And what happened?" "Richard grabbed the dog's neck and Bobo just started whimpering." "I tried to stop him, but he wouldn't let go." "And then, I could tell." "Bobo, he he didn't understand what was happening." "He was so scared." "And then there was this snap and Bobo was dead." "Richard didn't say anything." "He didn't cry." "He just picked Bobo up and took him out to the garbage." "I wanna see you again as soon as possible." "I'm gonna change your medication." "I want you to take these morning and night twice a day." "Okay?" "And if your husband does anything like this again, anything that frightens you at all I want you to call my service immediately." "Can you promise you'll do that?" "Yes." "Thank you, doctor." "That should work." "Now, we should probably talk about tomorrow." "Are you nervous?" "Why would I be nervous?" "Because we've never been apart like this, Ollie." "And you haven't seen much of your dad in a long time." "I'm okay, Mom." "It's gonna be fun." "But I'm gonna miss you." "Yeah, you better." "We can text each other all the time." "You're right, I'm being silly." "You go pack." "We're gonna meet the Welches in about half an hour." "Go on, Superman." "Thank you, Mrs. Robinson!" "Bye-bye." "Thank you!" "Thank you." "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "He's having nightmares again." "I got him back on clonazepam." "I hate having him on anything." "When did he start having them?" "The last three nights." "Ever since he's known he's gonna see his dad." "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Get back, boys." "Stop that!" "She's been acting up." "Maybe you should take them to another house." "I don't know what's wrong with her." "Come on, boys." "Let's go." " Blue, get back here!" " Watch it!" "Watch it!" "Oh, my God, get him off!" " Ollie, back!" " Blue!" "Get down." "Down, girl." "Bad dog." "Bad dog!" "I'm so sorry." " I'm so sorry." " Andy!" "Andy." "Oh, my God." "He's fine, Pam." "There's nothing there." "The blood must've been the dog's." "Well." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm okay, Mom." "Okay." "You took my candy." "Give me that Snickers!" " That's mine." " I want that." " No, you can have that." " Give me that!" " I'll trade you." "Here, Russell's for Reese's." " Oh, man." "Thanks, Carol." "How's Andy doing in school?" "He seems a little disconnected." "Jeez, Carol." "I mean, usually when you start talking like a psychiatrist it's not about one of my children." "Oh, he's just in a funk." "You know, maybe it's that bug that's been going around." " What's going around?" " Mom!" "Mom!" "Get this off of me, please!" "Mom!" "It's okay, it's okay." "It's okay." " What is that?" " I think it moved." "Did one of you put this here?" " Not me." " I didn't." "Would you mind taking Gene home?" "Taxi!" "Carol." "What are you doing here?" "Hey." "That's for me?" "It's..." "I love it." "There's no way of telling which house it came from because we went to at least 30." "I don't think there's anything to worry about." "It looks like latex." "Ben, look at it." "Even without a microscope, you can see the cell strata." "Well, maybe someone used a finger as a mold." "Someone's definitely made this or bought it at Wal-Mart." "I mean, it is Halloween." "It could be anything." "What do you think, Steven?" "Interesting." "It's manufactured, right?" "I don't know." "It's either an expensive fake or really cheap skin." "Med Web's buzzing with something like this." "Labs in New York and Boston logged some weird samples." "Let me do a workup on it." " Thanks for helping, Steven." " Yeah." "Call me later, Ben." " You owe me an hour on your couch." " An hour?" "What makes you think anyone can help you in an hour?" " What?" " I didn't say anything." "Each year, the flu claims tens of thousands of American lives." "You'd figure the government would realize that we are facing nothing less than a national medical emergency." "Our studies show this new virus is more communicable and lasts longer than more common strains of flu." "The CDC has begun emergency meetings today to decide how to keep it from getting any worse." "We think an inoculation program is our..." "Our best shot at keeping this under our thumb." "This flu season could be the deadliest in 30 years." "I'm curious." "If you just cracked this new virus how are you ready with vaccines so quickly?" "I wish there were more time to go over all of the science and the internal processes behind this project." "If you require more information I'd suggest you bow out of this round of contracts and give us some time to prepare a fact sheet." "Is that what you'd like, Mrs. Cunningham?" "Not at all." "Just a question." "Well, we like those." "We like questions." "They got you to the moon." "Carol?" "That man wouldn't give a name." "Can I help you?" "Dr. Bennell, I'm Richard Lenk, Wendy Lenk's husband." "What can I do for you, Mr. Lenk?" "I'm waiting for my wife." "I don't think your wife is coming in today." "She said she was coming in, but I'm bringing her home." "Why don't you take a seat, Mr. Lenk, and I'll see what I can find out." "Thank you, Carol Bennell." " Yes?" " Wendy, it's Dr. Bennell." "Where are you?" "I am..." "I'm right outside your building." "I need to talk to you." "Or maybe I should talk to the police if you think I should." "Wendy, your husband's here." "He's in the waiting room." "He said you were coming in." "I didn't want you to be surprised." "Carol, can you keep him there a while?" " What are you gonna do?" " I'll go home and pack." "I'll stay with my sister." "I didn't know if I could trust you." "Thank you." "Trust me?" "Wendy." "Wendy." "Your 9:00 is here." "Send her in." "What about Mr. Lenk?" "Dr. Bennell?" "Give him a magazine." "Did you tell Gene you're staying at your dad's starting tonight?" " Yep." "It's a good thing he still lives next door, huh?" "Imagine the pickle you'd be in if you didn't know any kids in the neighborhood." "Pickle." " Bread-and-butter." " Dill." " Kosher." " Sour." " Sweet and hots." " Gherkins." "Garlic chips." "Perkies!" "That's not one." "Come on." "Perkies?" "Anyway, you already won." "But why do people say "in a pickle" anyhow?" " I think it's a baseball term." " Mom!" "Help me, please!" "Help me!" "They're coming!" "Listen." "We've gotta warn people!" "They're among us!" "They're here!" " Mom, what's wrong with her?" " Stop!" "Oliver, you listen to me." "You stay put." " All right?" " Okay." " Ma'am!" " I'm a doctor." "Go back to your car." "I gotta clear the traffic out of this tunnel." "I saw it happen." "Where would you like me to wait for a statement?" "I'm a witness." "I took down your plates." "Well, hold on." "Why did you take down my plates?" "Why did you take down my plates?" "If we need you, we'll be in touch." "Hey." "Sorry we're late." "Hey, Oliver." "He had a rough night." "We saw an accident." "It was terrible." "It's okay." "School starts at 8:10." "You have to have him there at 8." "Do you want to come in?" "No, I'm late for a party." "Enjoy the party." "Make sure you take your pills." "One every night." "Okay." "Love you." "It was awful." "You should've seen her face." "She was terrified, Ben." "And the police did nothing." "Absolutely nothing." "I offered to give my name, be a witness." "And Oliver, he saw the whole thing." "Is he all right?" "I mean, he seemed all right, but I had to leave him." "We don't have to do this tonight." "I can take you home." "No, I want to." "I want to." " You sure?" " I'm good, yes." "Let's have fun." "This is meant to be fun." "You look stunning." "Good evening, Dr. Ben." " How are you?" " Fine, fine." "Oh, that might be Ollie." "May I take your coat?" "Thank you." "The ambassador and his wife are waiting." "Hi, Mom." "I miss you." "Gene wants to say hi." "Hi, Miss Bennell." " Bye." "I love you." " Bye." " May I take your coat, madam?" " Thank you." "You are Carol." "Carol Bennell, this is Dr. Henryk Belicec and his wonderful wife, Luddie." "Come here and let me see you." "Ben has told us a lot about you." "Let us go in." "Dinner will be ready soon." "Now, you two sit with us." "We want some real people around us tonight." " Something's wrong with my dad." " Yeah." "Mine too." " Dad?" " In here, Oliver." "I'm making some hot chocolate." "Would you like some hot chocolate?" "So Ben tells me that you are a psychiatrist." "This is very interesting." "This is exactly what I need." "You need what every Czech needs: a stiff Russian boot up your behind." "Pity they don't make Russian boots anymore." "They're all made in China." "You seat me beside a beautiful woman without introducing me, and you insult me." "Oh, don't let him get started, Henyo." "I'm sorry, Yorish." "My humblest apologies." "You have the honor of meeting one of Washington's most notorious diplomats." "My friend and the source of this exquisite caviar Russian Ambassador Yorish Kaganovich." "Nice to meet you, ambassador." "The pleasure is entirely mine." "Henryk's guests are usually as old and as ugly as I am." "I beg to differ." "No one's as ugly as you are, Yorish." "You know what "Czechoslovakia" means in Russian, doctor?" "It means a "doormat."" "Someone still speaks Russian?" "I thought it was a dead language." "My cheeky friend and I pretend to enjoy ourselves, but secretly we are rivals exploiting each other for personal gain." "I am here to drink his champagne and he invites me because I can get the real caviar." "A veneer of civility hides our true self-interests." "It's the nature of our world, yes?" "Yorish, be good." "I'm only curious." "I say that civilization is an illusion, a game of pretend." "What is real is the fact that we are still animals, driven by primal instincts." "As a psychiatrist you must know this to be true." "To be honest, ambassador, when someone starts talking to me about the truth I hear what they tell me about themselves more than what they say about the world." "Quite right." "Well done." "Perhaps you are right." "Perhaps being a Russian in this country is a kind of pathology." "So, what do you think?" "Can you help me?" "Can you give me a pill?" "To make me see the world the way you Americans see the world?" "Can a pill help me understand Iraq, or Darfur, or even New Orleans?" "Don't be drawn in by his madness, doctor." "He is Russian." "He needs to argue like he needs to breathe." "All I am saying is that civilization crumbles whenever we need it most." "In the right situation we are all capable of the most terrible crimes." "To imagine a world where this was not so where every crisis did not result in new atrocities where every newspaper is not full of war and violence..." "Well, this is to imagine a world where human beings cease to be human." "While I'll give you that we still retain some basic animal instincts you must admit we're not the same animal we were a few thousand years ago." " True." " Read Piaget or Kohlberg or Maslow, Graves, Wilber, and you'll see we're still evolving." "Our consciousness is changing." "Five hundred years ago, postmodern feminists didn't exist yet one sits right beside you today." "While that fact may not undo all the terrible things that have been done in this world at least it gives me reason to believe one day things may be different." "Thank you, doctor." "You're welcome, ambassador." "Excellent." "Ben, of all the women you've brought into our home this is the one we permit you to marry." "Hey, now, look." "I've been watching the way you look at each other." "Oh, so beautiful and smart." "You see, this is what happens." "They say what they like in this household, and then they claim diplomatic immunity." "Think of the children you could have." "Enough." "Enough." "I had a terrific time." "Your friends are wonderful." "Well, thank you for being my date." "And for what you said tonight." "What?" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "No, I can't do this." "No." "That's..." "But that's..." "But that's fine." "I'm sorry but I really need us to stay what we are." "You're my best friend, and I can't lose that." "Hey." "Look, I..." "I just took advantage of a drunk woman, and I'm sorry." " Now, can you walk?" " Hey!" "I can." "Hey." "Carol Bennell?" "I'm sorry to bother you so late." "I need to ask you a few questions for the Census Department." "We're doing a census of your district this month." "Not the extended paper census, but a quick door-to-door version to update our records." " At this time of night?" " Deadline." "We're working all night now." "You're my last house." "I saw your light." "I came a few times." "Listen, let me get that." "And then you can ask me through the door." "Hey!" "We're sorry." "All circuits are busy." "Please hang up and try your call again." "Hey, Ben." "It's me." "I just..." "Somebody just scared the shit out of me." "Hey." "Morning." "Hey." "What did the police say?" "Not that much." "Carol, you're not going to work." "I've got back-to-backs all day." "At least stay and have some breakfast." "I cooked pancakes." "What?" "The thawing in tension between Washington and Tehran over the enrichment of nuclear fuel was one of the first steps by the U.S. to relax years..." "Morning, Mom." "On the way to school." "I still miss you." "Love you." "Bye." "Sorry I'm late." "Courtney Jones canceled." "So did Chris Cook." "What about Wendy Lenk?" "I haven't heard from her." "Maybe it's that flu going around." "I'll call her." "Mr. Lenk, this is Dr. Bennell." "I was hoping I could speak with your wife." "This is her cell phone I'm calling." "She's asleep right now." "Is everything all right, Mr. Lenk?" "Everything's fine, better than it's been in a long time." "Wendy's fine now." "I'll give her the message you called, and she'll tell you herself." " Mr. Lenk?" " Yes?" "If I don't hear from your wife soon, I will be calling back." "Do you understand?" "You'll hear from her by the end of the day." "It's my husband." "Ben, they can't all be psychotic." "What if what they're saying is real?" "Have you noticed anything?" "I have." "What?" "He seems a little disconnected." " Hey, Carly." " I thought you might like some tea." "Thanks." "Would you keep trying my ex-husband until you get through?" "Okay?" " It's important that I speak with him." " All right." "It's new." "Like that orange pekoe you like." "Tell me what you think." "Hey." "Okay, dig this." "Now, the best way I can describe the sample that you brought me is a kind of post-infection sweat, like a night sweat." "Only, instead of evaporating, this solidified." "A percentage is spent white blood cells, like you'd find in any normal infection." "But, then, another percentage is hormones a body produces when it enters REM sleep suggesting that the hormones acted as a catalyst in some kind of metabolic reaction, and then were expelled as waste." "Yeah, but a reaction to what?" "A reaction to these." "These are also spent cells." "Exploded, actually." "Are they viral?" "Viral-like, but larger than any virus known." "Now, I tried to destroy some of them." "I heated them up to see when they'd incinerate." "Took them up to 700 degrees." "They survived." " Well, that's impossible." " Yeah." "Remember Ted Fraddo?" "He's out at the lab at Fort Detrick now." "They've settled on a hypothesis that we're dealing with a complete, intelligent entity, the dimensions of a few cells that's invading people's bodies, integrating their DNA and reprogramming their genetic expression." "Reprogramming?" "How?" "How would that look?" "Eighty percent of what we are is determined by our genetic expression." "Integration of alien DNA could look like anything." "Or nothing at all." "So you say that this is showing up all over?" "It's starting to." "They began considering epidemic protocols in Europe last night." "Also in Japan, but here, they're just talking about this flu." " Hello?" " Hello, Ben." "This is Luddie." "I'm so sorry to call you, but I didn't know what else to do." " Well, what's happened, Luddie?" " It's our friend Yorish." "Something's happening to him." "Something terrible." "We'll be right over." "The objective for today's G8 summit was the concern of the medical community over the escalating cases of this mysterious flu virus." "Even more surprising was the president's..." "Tucker, it's me." "Where are you?" "Call me as soon as you get this." "It's important that I speak to Oliver." "Good, come in." "Oh, Ben, Carol." "Thank you for coming so fast." "This is a colleague of mine, Dr. Galeano." "Oh, doctor." "Thank you." "He came over, I couldn't work out what was wrong with him." "He didn't want to be near his wife." "He was worried about my husband." "What did he say about Henryk?" "Where is your husband?" "I don't know." "I haven't been able to reach him." "Oh, my God." " Jesus." " Unbelievable." "Oh, Yorish." "He's so much worse." "What is it?" "It's some kind of cellular condensation." "Look at his carotid." "His blood pressure must be through the roof." "Don't wake him." "If he's in deep sleep, it might hurt him." "We'll need a complete diagnostic." "Record his vitals." "Get blood and tissue samples." "Got any kit with you?" "Some." "Luddie, we're gonna need a video camera." "Is there one in the press room?" "Carol, you've got a camera in your phone." "Get him off me!" "Get Yorish off her!" "Help her!" "Yorish!" "I'm going to call the police." "No, don't." "Just..." "Don't call anyone yet." "The REM-sleep interruption must've caused his cardiac arrest." " Carol?" " I'm gonna get Oliver." " Carol." " Check your messages, Tucker." "I've been trying to get ahold of Ollie." "Come in." "Come in." "These are colleagues of mine." "Oliver!" "He's fine." "He's with Gene." "Where you going?" "To get Ollie's things." "He's coming with me." "You're very emotional right now." "What's going on, Tucker?" "Why don't you calm down?" "I just saw a man die." "People are dying." "What are you really covering up, huh?" "What is it?" "You've got people lining up like this is smallpox or something." "What are you really inoculating them for, Tucker?" "Tell me." "Open the goddamn door!" "Open the door." "What's going on here?" "When you wake up, you'll feel exactly the same." " Oh, my God." " You'll be the same." "Every thought, memory, every habit will still be you." "Don't fight, Carol." "There's no need for it." "All you have to do is nothing." "That's all we're asking." "It doesn't hurt." "Watch." "It's just like catching a cold." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "It's too late, Carol." " It's done." " Oliver!" "Oliver!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Please, help me!" "Please, help!" "Help me!" "Red Line service to Friendship Heights, Adams Morgan, Dupont Circle Farragut North, boarding Track 3." "Stand away from the doors." "Subway doors are now closing." "Mom, I don't know where I am." "Dad brought me here." "I'm really scared." "Please come get me." "Try to calm down." "You can fool them, but you gotta calm down." " What?" " Don't show emotion." "Then they can't tell who's who." " John." " Stay calm." "Jen, Jen, Jen." " Jen!" " Just leave us alone!" "What's wrong with you people?" "Come on, come on!" "Get the door open!" "Do it, do it!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" " Don't move." " All right, miss." "Slow down." "Oh, God." "You're one of them, aren't you?" "You don't wanna hurt anyone." "I have a family." "I have two boys." "Oh, God." "Don't sleep, don't sleep, don't sleep..." "No!" "Dad, no!" "Dad!" "No!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "You're sweating." "They don't do that." "They'll know." "Now go away from here." "Dad!" "Next in line, please." "Carol." "Are you here for your shot?" "I had mine last night." "I'm glad to hear that." "Have you seen Oliver?" "I'm afraid I haven't." "Ollie?" "Ollie?" "Ollie!" "Oliver!" "Ollie!" "No!" "No!" "What are you doing?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I can't find him." "I can't find him, Ben." "I can't find him." "I can't find him." "I've looked everywhere, and I can't..." " I can't find..." " We're gonna find him." "It transmits like a virus or bacterium through exchange of fluids, a kiss, an injection." "Fort Detrick went into lockdown mode this afternoon." "They're running simulations now." "The numbers they estimate are incredible." "Tens of millions may be infected in the U.S. alone already." "How can we know if we've got it inside us?" "We can't." "We just have to make sure we stay awake." "The change occurs when the body undergoes REM sleep." "We'll watch each other, make sure we don't fall asleep." "Fort Detrick is 50 miles from here." "We get down there, they'll take us in." "I'm not going anywhere without my son." "Carol and I'll go and find Oliver." "Then we'll meet you at Fort Detrick." "Look." "Where did you go?" "I was worried." "Oh, God." "You've always trusted me." "We've never been apart." "You have to come to me, or we can't be together." "I need you." "Henyo." "Are there other people in the house?" "Form a line." "Take a seat on the buses." "Stay within the barricade." "Thank you for your cooperation." "We should turn around." "We should not go there." "No." "They'll notice." "Just stay calm, keep walking, look them straight in the eye." "Stop it!" "Let go!" "Stay where you are!" "I know what's going on!" "We don't have to go with them!" "Get on the ground, ma'am." "I've been asleep." "Don't you get it?" "I've already slept." "That's one of my patients." "Would you let go of me?" "Help!" "Let's go." "Good luck." "She was saying she slept." "Did you hear her?" "So if she slept and she were infected, that would mean she was immune." "Possibly." "There might be something in her medical records." "Do you keep them in your office?" "Yeah." "215, are you still requesting backup for a traffic stop at Hampshire and M?" "Yes, dispatcher, we've got... 215, we need backup as soon as you can." "Over." "Copy, 215." "ETA five minutes." "All units, please be advised, inoculations have begun." "Scout 42, see the National Guard commander at 56th Street to assist in crowd control." "Copy." "ETA five minutes." "Here's what I have." "G.P. notes should be in there." "I'm gonna check the computer." "I think her husband transformed very early." "What kind of medication was she on?" "She was on buspar and clonazepam and I recently prescribed Risperdal." "Oh, Jesus, how ridiculous." "Her husband's infected with an alien virus, and I prescribe an antipsychotic." "Yeah, well, I thought that sample you brought me was a Halloween gag so who's to know?" "That's interesting." "She had encephalitis when she was a child." "Yeah, it almost killed her." "It onset as a varicella complication." "Her sister gave her the chickenpox." "It might not be normal encephalitis." "There's acute disseminated encephalomyelitis, which is ADEM." "It affects substantia alba, the brain's white matter, as opposed to gray matter." "It could be the reason why the virus hasn't been able to attack her system." "Well, we need to find her." " Are you all right?" " Three years ago Oliver got the chickenpox." "He'd had his shots, but it was a new strain and in the middle of it, he had horrible dreams." "His temperature skyrocketed, he was hallucinating." "I took him to the hospital." "They diagnosed him with..." "ADEM." "Do you think Ollie might be immune?" "It's a possibility." "He's been at Tucker's for two nights and he's still texting you." "That could be the reason why." "What if they find out that he's immune?" "I'm gonna call Galeano, tell him what's going on." "Okay?" "Oh, Ben." "And then we'll go and find Oliver." " Yeah?" " Hi, it's Ben." " Did you reach Fort Detrick?" " Yeah, we're here." "You wouldn't believe this place, man." "So much Nobel gold here, you'd think you were at Fort Knox." "Nadler, Stamets, Bohm, Dworetzky." "They're flying people in constantly." "Helicopters and planes are swarming all around." "Somebody realized there's a war going on, and the only way to win it is in a lab." "They know what they're doing." "They got a first-stage protocol." "They've isolated it?" "They can test for it." "Do you have it?" "I'll know in about an hour." "Listen, Steven." "Remember the woman we saw by the roadblock?" "She had ADEM as a child." "Substantia alba." "Interesting." "What I'm thinking is that if she's immune, maybe we have causality." "I get it." "I see it." "The ADEM affects the neuron structure." "If that were true, we could create a conjugate vaccine." "If possible, we could reverse the process." "But we need verification." "We need blood work, biopsy, MRI, PET scan." " Do we know she's alive?" " We got an alternative." "Carol's son, Oliver." "He had ADEM." "Wait." "Wait, are you still downtown?" "Yeah, we're in Carol's office." " Okay, you need to get out of there now." " Why?" "Okay." "Yeah." "Bye." " Carol." " That was Ollie." "He's in Baltimore." "Baltimore?" "Tucker's taken him to his mother's house." "I don't know why." "Well, I think I know why." "That roadblock, that's the beginning." "They've set up quarantine." "Stay within the barricade." "They're sealing off this part of the city." " No, I have to get to Baltimore." " Yeah, I know." "I have to get to Oliver." "I promised you that we're gonna find Oliver." "You gotta trust me." "Stay down." "We'll do what it takes to get through this." " Hey!" " Hey!" "Ben." "I have it." "Tucker held me down and I have it." "Oh, God." "I'm so afraid I'm gonna fall asleep." "I'm so afraid I'm gonna lose him, I'm gonna lose you." "I'm gonna lose everything that matters." "No, no, no, you won't." "You can go for a week without sleep, and then we'll find a pharmacy." "We'll do whatever it takes so you can stay awake." "I just want you to know there is nothing I wouldn't do for you." "Nothing." "Carol, get out!" "Get out." "We've gotta get out of the car now." "Get out!" " Ben!" " I'll find you!" " No!" " Find Oliver!" "I love you!" "I need to see your ID, ma'am." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "Never mind." "Good evening, ma'am." "Train number 171 receiving on Track 5." "Service from Washington to Baltimore." "Mom." "Mom." "Come with me." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "This will help you sleep." "We have a place for you to lie down." "No!" "Gene." "Where are your parents, Gene?" "They didn't survive." "Your family is my family now." "Enough pretending." "Come." "Sleep." "I don't wanna go out there with all of them watching me." "I just wanna do it alone." "I'll do it, I just..." "You can lock me in here." "I just wanna be alone..." "Train 56, the Vermonter with service to Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York, New Haven White River, and with final destination of Saint Albans now boarding at Track 4." "Hello, Carol." "Gene." "It's good to see you." "Taxis are just outside." "Here you are." "And with Carol." "Come in." "I hope you didn't eat on the train." "I'm making cutlets." "Will Oliver be joining us?" "I imagine so." "I'm sure he'll be finished soon." "He'll let us know." "North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il..." "Mother." " the first unilateral nuclear-disarmament treaty." "North Korea is the final country to sign the treaty." "Leaders of Pakistan and India met to celebrate the region's new peace accord finally ending the bloody border dispute that has cost thousands of innocent lives." "In China, several more political prisoners, including Gao Yaojie were released, reuniting them with their families." "Today marks the third consecutive week no suicide attacks exploded near the U.S. embassy or public buildings in the region." "A suicide blast would be the first in Kabul since December." "This is Dr. Bennell." "Carol, it's Ben." "Yes, what can I do for you, Sally?" "Are you in mixed company?" "Yes, I am." "Okay, look." "I'm on my way." "It'll take me a couple of hours to get to you." "What part of the city are you in?" "Look, just stop me when I say it." "Federal Hill?" "Fells Point?" " City Center?" " Yes, that's right." "Good." "Text me the instant you're on your own, we'll find a place to meet." "Thank you for calling, Sally." "Today marked the end of the humanitarian crisis in Darfur with the Janjaweed party agreeing to a complete and total cease-fire." "Hello?" "Thank you." "They're ready for you downstairs." "President Bush and President Chavez met today to further strengthen ties between the U.S. and Venezuela." "A deal that initially provided heating fuel to New York's five boroughs..." "May I be excused for a moment, please?" "The $400-billion program would be the largest fiscal spending since the Iraqi War." "Pharmaceutical companies have agreed to start issuing free AIDS vaccines to all afflicted Third World countries, effective immediately." "It's a pickle, isn't it?" "What did you say?" "I said..." "I thought you were one of them." "No." "Never." "I thought you were sleeping." "I did fall asleep." "I did." "Last night and this morning." "Does that mean something bad?" "Oliver that means you're immune, baby." "That means you're immune." "I'm gonna get you out of here, okay?" "Come on." "On the streets of Baghdad, there was jubilation as the last of U.S. forces withdrew marking the end of the occupation of Iraq." "Iraqi President al-Sadr was on hand to commemorate the occasion and praised Sunni, Shiah, Kurd and Turkoman..." "Security." "Yes, he's outside the building." "Ma'am?" "Run." "Run." "Mom!" "Here!" "Find the door." "Son?" "This is your father." "Son?" "Where are you?" "I saw you sleeping, Oliver." "There is only one reason you'd be trying to hide from me." "I don't understand your resistance, Carol." "You give people pills to make their lives better." "How is that so different from what we're doing?" "It's a pity." "I had hoped we could be a family again." "Do you know why our marriage failed, Carol?" "Because I was third." "The thing you loved the most was your son." "After him came your job." "After that came me." "I was third on your list." "That can't happen in our world." "You remember what you said to me when you signed our divorce papers?" ""Sometimes we have to do things which are painful to make our lives better."" "You were so right." "Stop!" "You shouldn't hit your father." "You were raised better than that." "I wish it didn't have to be like this." "You didn't wake up like you were supposed to." "Are you all right?" "Yeah?" "Mom, what are we doing here?" "I'm just gonna look for some medicine." "Come on." "Come on." "Mom, what kind of medicine do you need?" "Something to keep me from going to sleep." "What'll happen if you do go to sleep?" "We have to make sure that I don't." "Now, Ollie, I may need your help." "You..." "You remember your cousin Zoe, don't you?" "She had diabetes, remember?" "Sometimes she needed a shot." "Well, if something happens and I do fall asleep I'm gonna need you to be very brave for me, okay?" "You can be brave, huh?" "If I fall asleep, I'm gonna need you to give me a shot." "Just like Zoe." "But I'm gonna need you to put it here, in my heart." "You just push the needle into my heart and you press the plunger." "I know it seems scary, but..." "Anyway, it's just in case." "I'm gonna put it here, in my pocket." " You got that?" " Okay." "I love you, Oliver." "I love you so much." "Ben, where are you?" "I'm outside Patterson Park, about to go into a hospital." "Galeano needs as much uncontaminated blood as I can get." "Where are you?" "We're in a pharmacy." "South of Jefferson." " Is Oliver with you?" " Yeah." " Good." " I'm really tired." " All right, I'll be there as soon as I can." " Hurry." "Mom, I'm kind of hungry." " You want some pretzels?" " Sure." "How about some nuts?" "Nuts, you mean like peanuts?" " Almonds." " Cashews." " Walnuts." " Pecans." " Macadamias." " Pistachios." "Chestnuts." "Pine nuts." "Hazelnuts." "All right." "You win." "Here." "Want some?" "So is this what they mean by "going nuts"?" "Yeah." "Yeah, this is what they mean." "This is Dr. Ben Driscoll." "Leave a message after the tone." "Shit." "Where are you?" "Hey, Mom." "What's in here?" "No, no." "No." "Stay here." "Whatever you hear, Oliver you must not open this door." " Are there more of them in there?" "Don't open it, all right?" "Is that real?" "It's just for protection till we get out of here." "How much longer?" "It won't be long." "It can't be." "I'm not going to sleep." "I know." "Just rest." "Don't go anywhere." "I'm right here." "Oh, God." "Open the door, open the door!" "Please open the door!" "Hurry." "Hurry, Ben." "Please, hurry." "Hurry." "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom!" "Mom?" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom, wake up!" "Wake up, Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom, wake up!" "Wake up." "Oliver." "Oh, my God, Oliver." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, Mom." "It's okay." "I'm so sorry." "We gotta get out of here." "Ben." "Where have you been?" "I was at the hospital." "There was some trouble, but I'm here now." "Oh, God." "Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe what's happened." "Everything's gonna be fine." "I know how afraid you've been, Carol." "But you don't have to be afraid ever again." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." " No, no, no." " No, just..." "Just listen to me." "No, not you." " Dr. Ben." " Hey, Ollie." "Get away from him!" "You come here!" " Carol." " Get away!" "Get away from us!" "Carol, look at yourself." "Is this who you are?" "Is this who you want to be?" "We were wrong to fight them." "No." "No." " Remember our trip up to Colorado?" " Shut up." "Do you remember the aspen grove?" "Shut up." "Shut up!" "How beautiful and peaceful it was." "Remember what you said to me?" "I didn't say anything to you!" "You wondered what it'd be like if people could live more like those trees..." "As one." "You're not Ben." "I know you're not Ben." "I'm not just Ben I'm more than Ben." "Stop!" "Don't open that door!" "Have you seen the television?" "Have you read the newspapers?" "See what's happening, what we're offering?" "A world without war, without poverty, without murder, without rape." "A world without suffering." "Because in our world, no one can hurt each other or exploit each other or destroy each other, because in our world, there is no other." "You know it's right, Carol." "Deep down inside, you know that fighting us is fighting for all the wrong things." "Carol you know it's true." "Our world is a better world." "What about Ollie?" " We'll take care of him." " How?" "Tell me how!" "There is no room for someone who is immune." "Mom?" "Mom!" "Don't touch my child!" "No one touches my child!" " Will you kill us all?" " lf I have to." "We have to stop you." "You can't stop me." "But we have to try." "Could you shoot me so easily?" "No." "Run!" "Run!" "Let's go!" "Get in the car." "Go!" "That's Ben's." " Hello?" " Carol, is that you?" " Steven?" " We're waiting for Ben." "Is he with you?" "Oh, God, Steven." "Steven, we need your help." "Carol, where are you?" "Carol, what is happening?" "Carol." "Carol, where are you?" "Carol?" "Mom?" "Carol!" "Carol!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Wake up!" "Mom!" "Look!" "Mom!" "Look!" "No!" "Go, go!" "Ollie, the phone." "Get the phone!" "Carol, what's going on?" "Carol!" "Carol, where are you?" "I'm in a helicopter." "We're over the city." "He says he's in a helicopter!" "Where are we?" "I don't know." "I think we're heading south on 13th." "South on 13th!" "You need to get to the Carlson Building." "It has a landing pad." "We're almost there." "Are you close?" "Yeah, we're a couple of blocks away." "Mom, I hear it!" "There!" "Carol, you're almost there." "There's a parking garage under the building." "Couple blocks up ahead on your right." " Mom!" " Get down!" "Oh, no." "Turn right, Carol." "Turn right!" "Now!" "Get to the roof!" "Let's go." " Ollie, you okay?" " Yeah." "They're coming!" "Move out!" "Set perimeter!" "Run!" "Come on, you're almost there!" " Go, go, go!" "Go!" " Move!" "Clear!" "You're okay." "Scientists are reporting that identifying the immunity gene is the first step in creating a cure to the pandemic." "Survivors are using every means to spread the vaccine to as many people as possible." "Food and water supplies..." "Pockets of the immune began to grow across the country retaking control of major cities..." "On the anniversary of the space shuttle Patriot disaster leading scientists convened in Washington today to update the president on the continued efforts to eradicate the global pandemic." " Dr. Galeano!" " Is this the final word?" "The virus, will it spread again?" "The situation's under control." "Inoculation centers throughout the globe are experiencing success in curing and immunizing their populations." "Why was it so easy to cure?" "The alien virus has no real defense system." "Once we isolated the vaccine, the result was inevitable." "How many people are still infected?" "We're unsure, but the number is shrinking." "What about memory loss?" "We believe that the way the entity plugged itself into our brain was so different from how we're wired that the mind interpreted the experience as unconsciousness." "Which explains why the cured have no recollection of recent events." "They experienced it as though asleep." "Does this mean it's over?" " Over?" " The alien virus." "Has it been eradicated?" "Well, pick up a newspaper." "For better or worse, we're human again." "Ollie, hurry up." "You're gonna be late." " Where's Gene?" " Coming." "What did I tell you about that thing?" "But I almost got it." "Oh, no!" " You can have it back after school." " All right." "Have a nice day." "Love you." "I love you too." " See you later." " See you." "Eighty-three more deaths in Baghdad." "Is it ever gonna end?" "In the right situation, we are all capable of the most terrible crimes." "To imagine a world where this was not so where every crisis did not result in new atrocities where every newspaper is not full of war and violence..." "Well, this is to imagine a world where human beings cease to be human." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ"

"Previously on Lost." "You stole my kidney." "You needed a father, and I needed a kidney." "Get over it." "I know you were raised in foster care." "I know you spent the four years prior to your arrival on this island in a wheelchair, and I know how you ended up in it." "What if I told you that somewhere on this island, there's a very large box, and whatever you imagined, whatever you wanted to be in it, when you opened that box, there it would be?" "I'd say I hope that box is big enough to imagine yourself up new submarine." "Well, John, you've really gone and done it now." "You're not gonna start talking about the magic box again, are you?" "No, John." "I'm gonna show you what came out of it." "Dad?" "Save your breath." "Nobody's gonna hear you." "8 days ago." "Dad?" " What is this?" " You tell me." " You brought him here." " I didn't bring him here." "I'd be careful about getting too close to him, John." "Well, where did you find him?" "Why did you bring him here?" "I've already said... we didn't-- you want me to ask him how he got here?" "Be my guest." "Tom!" "I warned you, John." "Don't you know, John?" "Don't you know where we are?" "What did he mean?" "I'm afraid we don't have time to deal with that right now, John." "We're leaving first thing in the morning, all of us." "Where are you going?" "We're going to a new place." "Well, an old place, actually." "Would you like to come with us?" " Yes." " Good." "We're holding Kate a few buildings over from here." "Maybe you'd like to say good-bye." "Hey, where you going?" "I can't sleep if I'm not in my own tent." "Fine." "Let's go to your tent." "Um... it's nothing personal." "It's... old habits, you know?" "Fine." "Scram." "You want me to walk you home?" "It's five tents." "I think I'll make it." "Are you sure?" "I gotta pee anyway." "That is so romantic." "What the hell y'all doin'?" "What the hell you doing?" "Going to take a leak." "Yeah, well, so are we." "Well, all righty then." "Hello, James." "You wanna zip your pants up?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Looking for you, actually." "Okay, Tarzan." "So now that you're back from your" ""blow up everything that could get us off the island" tour, how 'bout you tell me why you joined up with the damn enemy?" "I didn't join 'em." "I infiltrated 'em." " You're undercover with the Others." " That's right." "Nohow 'bout you give me one reason to believe that?" "Because a few hours ago I snuck into Ben's tent and kidnapped him." "I tied him up, dragged him off into the jungle." "And you came all the way back here to tell me this because... because this is the same man who tortured you, beat you, humiliated you... and I want you to kill him." "You want him dead, you kill him." " I'm not a murderer." " Neither am I." "Except for the man you killed in Sydney." "They got files on us, James-- all of us." "Yeah, well, their files got their facts wrong." "Then I made a mistake coming to you." "Please don't tell anyone that I was here." "Hey, stop!" "I said stop!" "Damn it!" "Wait up!" "3 days ago." "There." " That ought to do it." " Thanks." "That would've taken me hours to do myself." "Glad I could help." "Don't mind them." "They're all just excited you're here." " Excited?" " We've been waiting for you." " John, you got a minute?" " Yeah." "Ben's asking for you." "Okay." "Ben, it's 6:00 A.M. on saturday morning." "Kwon is pregnant." "The fetus is healthy and was conceived on island with her husband." "He was sterile when they got here." " Hello, John." "Thanks for coming." " What's that?" "Juliet is gathering information for us at your former camp." "She's determining if any of the women are pregnant." "Then we're gonna go in and... take them." "Take them?" "This is not the first time we've done this, John." "Trust me, no one will get hurt." "Could you pass me that, please?" "Thank you." "I believe I have you to thank for this, John." "Me?" "A week ago, I couldn't move my toes... but the minute you showed up," "I started to feel pins and needles." "And this is only the beginning, John." "I can't wait to show you what this island can do, but unfortunately, you're not ready, John." " Uh, no, I'm ready." " No, John, you're not." "You're still crippled by the memories of the man you used to be before you came to this island, and you'll never be free until you release the hold that your father has over you." "Why do you think you brought him here?" "Oh, oh, oh, the magic box." " Okay, Ben, how about you show me-- - "Magic box" is a metaphor, John." "I can't show you anything until you can show me that you're ready and willing to be one of us." "When people join us here on this island, they need to make a gesture of free will, of commitment." "That's why you're gonna have to kill your father." "Hey." " When did you get back?" " Jack, hey." "Uh, last night." " Well, early this morning." " So... camping, huh?" "What were you guys doing out there?" "We... figured we'd explore a bit, you know." "See what was further down the beach." "Male bonding." "Well, next time you go out, sign me up." "Yeah, next time." "Sure." "Thanks, Jin." "We have to tell Jack." "Yeah, I mean, shouldn't he check out her wound?" "Can you give me your word that Jack can be trusted?" "That he spent ten days with those people and nothing happened to him?" "And that woman he's spending all his time with..." " Juliet." " Aye." "Juliet." "Two weeks ago, she had your friends in cages." "Naomi... well, you heard everything that she said." "If we keep her safe, she's our way off this island." "So given that, do you trust Jack, or don't you?" "Right." "So we better bring in someone we can trust." "Ow!" "You should've put some shoes on." "You think?" " So what else is in it?" " In what?" " The file they got on me." " Not much." "That your parents died when you were very young." "But it doesn't say why your father shot your mother... or why he turned the gun on himself." "That must've been hard for you." " What else?" " High school transcripts, uh... criminal record..." "All the con jobs you were arrested for." "I guess that's why you use an alias, huh?" "Why did you choose the name Sawyer?" "How stupid do you think I am?" "I already been conned by Ben once." "Maybe you heard about it-- bunny with a number painted on it?" "You think I'm just gonna follow you through the jungle?" "James, please, you have to-- you have to trust me." "Where are you taking me?" "Tell me the truth!" "What do you want from me?" "I'm bringing you there to do exactly what I said-- to kill Ben." " Why did you come back to get me?" " I had to." "Why me?" "!" "Why won't you do it yourself?" " James, please" " Don't call me James!" "Why won't you do it yourself?" "Because I can't!" "I can't!" "I can't do it!" "That's why I came back for you." "Get up." "I'll go to wherever you got him, but then we're bringing him back to our camp." "I ain't killing nobody." "You understand me?" "Yeah." "I understand... but you'll change your mind." "When you hear what he has to say, you'll change your mind." "Hey, dude." "Hello, Hurley." "Can you keep a secret?" " You've already spoken to her?" " Yeah, but you're gonna want to hear it for yourself." "And you haven't told Jack?" " No." " Good." "My name's Sayid Jarrah." "I understand your helicopter crashed onto the island." "Actually, it crashed in the water." " What's your name?" " Naomi." "Naomi Dorrit." "Naomi, from where exactly did you take off?" "A ship-- freighter-- about 80 nautical miles west of here." "I'm part of a search and recovery team." "You told my friends the wreckage of flight 815 was discovered." "Did you mean the partial wreckage?" "No." "They found the entire plane off the coast of Bali, in an ocean trench 4 miles deep." "They sent down cameras in these little robots to survey the wreck." "The bodies were all there." " Well, obviously we're not dead." " Obviously." "So if you weren't looking for us, then who were you looking for?" "Him." "Desmond?" "My company was hired by a woman named Penelope Widmore." "I don't know why." "I never met her." "She gave us a set of coordinates." "We've been conducting a differential G.P.S. grid search ever since." " You knew about the island?" " Island?" "We were given coordinates in the middle of the bloody ocean." "We thought it was a fool's errand till three days ago." "I was flying back for the ship, when all of a sudden the clouds cleared, and I saw land." "The instruments started spinning." "I realized I was going down, so I grabbed my chute, and I bailed." "Did you actually see her helicopter?" " No." " You think I'm lying, mate?" "I take it you have no means whatsoever of communicating with that freighter of yours?" "What was your name?" "Sayid?" "Yes." "Remind me not to rescue you, Sayid." "Ahh." "So Ben-- you said I'd kill him when I heard what he's got to say." "That's right." "Well, you wanna give me a heads-up?" "It's not really my place to tell you." "Look, what you read in that file... about the guy in Sydney" "I thought he was someone else." "I made a mistake." "I didn't mean to kill him." "Well, who'd you mean to kill?" "Are we almost there?" "Almost." "Wake up, John." "It's time." "I know it won't be easy, but the quicker the better." "You're kidding me, right?" "You expect him to kill me?" "John?" "The hesitation that you're feeling is just the part of you that still feels like he has a perfectly good explanation for stealing your kidney, throwing you out of an 8-story window." "Don't you wanna be free from him?" "The hesitation he's feeling is because he is a spineless" "Shut up!" " I gotta think" " Don't think, John." "You're wasting your time, bug-eye." "Me and him have been through all this." "All he wants is his daddy" "Shut up!" "I said shut up!" "You really haven't figured it out yet, have you?" "Let go of him, John." " Why are you doing this to me?" " You're doing this to yourself." "As long as he's still breathing, you'll still be that same sad, pathetic little man that was kicked off his walkabout tour because you couldn't walk." "I'll be here the rest of the week, John, if you change your mind" "I'm sorry." "He's not who we thought he was." "Son of a..." "Nice place you got here, Locke." "Ben's inside in the brig." "You ready?" "Yeah, I'm ready." "Friends of yours?" "It's an old slaving ship, mid-19th century." "My guess is they... captured the slaves and brought them here to try and mine the island." " What's in the boxes?" " That'd be dynamite." "Son of a bitch." "You really kidnapped the little bastard." "We ain't killing' him, Locke." "Whatever you say, James." "Well, well, well." "Hey, hey!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Open the damn door!" "Shut up!" "Open up!" "I said shut up!" "Who the hell are you?" "Is that like, a radio?" "It's like a radio, yes, but I've never seen equipment this sophisticated." "But you can still make it work, right?" "I hope so." "And what about the other part?" "The part about they found the plane and we're all dead?" "One thing at a time." "There's not a single audible channel." "Whatever that interference is, it's blocking our ability to send our own transmission." "If we" "What's that?" "Is that a radio?" "Where'd you get it?" "Uh, the luggage." "What, you just found a radio in the luggage?" "Kate, if I explain, I want you to keep this very quiet." "Keep what very quiet?" "Locke!" "Open the damn door!" "Open it up!" "I can hear you, you bald bastard!" "Rousseau?" "Locke." "What brings you to "the black rock"?" "Dynamite." "And you?" "Open this door!" "Open up!" "Crates are right over there." "Open this damn door!" "Be careful." "It's unstable." "Locke!" "Locke!" "2 days ago." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "No matter how much time you spend on the island, you just never get tired of this view." "We haven't been formally introduced." "I'm Richard." " You mind if I join you?" " Oh, sure." " He wanted to embarrass you." " I'm sorry?" "Ben knew you weren't gonna kill your own father." "He put you in front of everyone in our camp just so they could all watch you fail." "Why?" "'Cause when word got back here that there was a man with a broken spine on the plane who could suddenly walk again, well... people here began to get very excited, because that... that could only happen to someone who was extremely special." "Now Ben doesn't want anyone to think you're special, John." "And why are you telling me this?" "Ben has been wasting our time with novelties like fertility problems." "We're looking for someone to remind us that we're here for more important reasons." "What do you want from me?" "I want for you to find your purpose, and to do that, your father has to go, John, and since you're not going to do it..." "I'm gonna suggest someone else." "Sawyer?" "Why would Sawyer kill my father?" "He doesn't even know him." "Keep reading." "Open this damn door!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'm pointing' my gun at you, John-boy." "You got three seconds to open this door." "You're not gonna shoot anyone, James." "One... two!" "If there were any bullets in that gun, why would you hold a knife to my throat?" "Son of a bitch!" " Guess I didn't raise no dummies." " What the hell's that mean?" "It means that "bald-headed bastard" outside the door is my son." "Come again?" "My son, as in I'm his father." " You do speak English?" " You're..." "How did you get here-- to the island?" "Island?" "Okay." "I'm driving down I-10 through Tallahassee, when bam-- somebody slams into the back of my car." "I go right into the divider at 70 miles an hour." "The next thing I know, the paramedics are strapping me to a gurney, stuffing me in the back of an ambulance, and one of them actually smiles at me as he pops the I.V. in my arm," "and then... nothing." "Just black." "And the next thing I know, I wake up in a dark room tied up, gag in my mouth, and when the door opens," "I'm looking up at the same man I threw out a window" "John Locke, my dead son." "And he's dead 'cause you threw him out a window?" "No, he survived that, but it paralyzed him, permanently." "He's dead because the plane he was flying on crashed in the Pacific." "Well, I got bad news for you, pops, 'cause I was on that plane with your son," "and he sure as hell wasn't crippled." "And we didn't crash in the Pacific." " We crashed here on this island." " You sure it's an island?" " Well, what else is it?" " Little hot for heaven, isn't it?" "Oh, okay, so we're dead." "They found your plane on the bottom of the ocean." "One minute I'm in a car wreck, and the next minute I'm in a pirate ship in the middle of the jungle?" "If this isn't hell, friend... then where are we?" "Why did you throw Locke out a window?" "He was becoming a nuisance." "I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys." "He never got over it." " Conned?" " Yes, sir." "Conned." " What's your name?" " Hmm?" "Your name?" "A con man goes by many names, friend." "I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren," " Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, Paul" " Tom Sawyer?" "I was young, and "Huck Finn" was taken..." "And the ladies loved that one." "Made me charming." "Well, how about that?" "How about what?" "Sawyer's my name, too." "Yesterday." " Ben, what's going on?" " We're moving." "Moving?" "Where are we going?" "We are not going anywhere, John." "You are going to stay behind." "You both are going to stay behind." "What?" "You're not taking him?" "He's your mess, John." "Why would we clean him up?" "Ben, if you're trying to put me in my place, or embarrass me-- where would you get a ridiculous idea like that?" "Well, you can't leave me." "After everything, you can't just" "Don't tell me what I can't do, John." "But I thought I was... special." "Well, everyone makes mistakes." "We're leaving now." "We'll leave a trail-- one you can track." "And, John, unless you're carrying your father's body on your back, don't bother." "What's the matter with you?" "You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?" "Why?" "Have you, or haven't you?" "Yeah, I've been to Jasper." "Don't tell me I'm your daddy." "No." "You killed my daddy." "Read it." ""Dear Mr. Sawyer..."" " What is this?" " Just read it." ""You don't know who I am, but I know who you are," "and I know what you done." "You had sex with my mother and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry, and he killed my mother... and then he killed himself..."" "Blah, blah, blah, blah." "So what?" "Is this supposed to be you?" "You wrote this letter?" "Hey, wait a second." "Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?" " Keep reading." " Easy, easy." "Don't get all worked up." "Look, I ran that con two dozen times." " If your mother was one of the" " Mary." "Her name was Mary." "Mary from Jasper, Alabama." "Yeah, I remember her." "She practically begged me to take her $38,000 and to rescue her from her sorry little life." "You finish the letter." "Look, I only took her money." "It ain't my fault your dad overreacted." "If he pulled the old murder-suicide, then I'm sure he's down here somewhere." "Maybe you could take this up with him." "Finish it!" "Okay." "Okay." "You wanna go to hell?" "Thank you." "You missing those cheeseburgers yet?" "Only every second." " Hey." " Hey." " I need to talk to you." " Okay." " In private." " No problem." "Anything you wanna say to me, you can say in front of her." " Not this." " It's okay." "No, no, no." "You can stay." "Yeah, you know what?" "You should stay." "Seems only fair, considering that she's the reason no one wants to tell you that there's a woman in Hurley's tent who parachuted onto the island yesterday." " What?" " A woman." "She jumped from her chopper before it crashed." "She says that the boat that she took off from is about 80 miles off the coast and that if she can find a way to contact it, we'll all be rescued." "Why didn't anyone tell me this?" "I already told you-- because they don't trust you." " How?" " How what?" "How is she supposed to contact her boat?" "Did you hear what I just said?" "Hurley, Charlie, Sayid, your friends, are afraid to" "Kate." "How?" "She had a phone-radio thing." "Sayid's trying to get it to work." "We should tell her." "No." " Tell me what?" " We should tell her." "Not yet." "You can go back now." "Why did you do this?" "He ruined my life, and he ruined yours." "And he had it coming." " Juliet is a mole." " What?" "She's working for Ben." "He sent her back to find out which of our women were pregnant." "Three days from now, there's gonna be a raid on the beach, and they're gonna take them." "They say they don't want anyone to get hurt." "Well, why are you telling me?" " So you can warn the camp." " You warn the camp." "I'm not going back." "You're going back undercover?" "No, I was never undercover, James." "I'm on my own journey now." "Even if Juliet is a mole, they ain't gonna believe me." "I been saying that since she showed up." "They'll believe you now." "Hey." "Is it true?" "Is what true?" "That he threw you out a window... that you were a cripple?" "Not anymore."

"Real Power Blowup!" "Exploding Cell Junior's." "W-What the?" "It's..." "Gohan's ki is increasing..." "Gohan..." "That's it, Gohan." "Is that it?" "You're just like Trunks." "You can't beat me simply by increasing your power." "Cell..." "Stop it!" "I said stop it!" "I see now." "This is it!" "H-He's doing it." "They're like monsters!" "Chi-Chi!" "I won't allow you to go unpunished for this." "Finally you've unveiled your full power." "Now it's getting interesting." "Impossible." "You took the senzu!" "Damn you!" "I can't believe this." "He destroyed it with just one punch!" "Incredible..." "Incredible, Gohan-san!" "You did it!" "G-Gohan..." "What?" "His speed..." "I can't believe his speed." "He's as fast as Cell... maybe even faster." "Gohan, don't worry about me." "Destroy them." "Do it, Gohan!" "I don't believe this." "This can't be real." "What?" "What happened?" "Chi-Chi, you passed out." "Dad, how's Gohan doing?" "What's happening to my baby?" "He was doing very well." "Then the coverage was interrupted all of a sudden." "How could they possibly keep such a small boy fighting for so long?" "And what do you mean he's doing very well?" "It's too much!" "I'm going to complain to Goku about this!" "Be quiet, Chi-Chi!" "Gohan is no longer a little boy." "He's a fine fighter." "He's even stronger than Goku now, and he's our only hope!" "Remember, your son and your husband are fighting for us and for this planet." "Why can't you understand that!" "?" "I wish I could fight with them too if I could, but only Gohan can defeat Cell." "Now, calm down." "Let's pray for Gohan, alright?" "Are you finished?" "Have you finished your little speech?" "W-Well..." "Dad, he's my son!" "You don't understand anything!" "He can't get into a good university by saving the planet!" "He won't become a scholar by fighting with people!" "He may beat Cell but he'll fail academically against the other kids in school!" "W-Wait, Chi-Chi." "Calm down!" "Shut up!" "That boy is already behaving like a juvenile delinquent, and all you have to say is "He's doing very well"?" "Goku, you idiot!" "What have you done to my baby?" "!" "I see." "So this is the power of anger." "Very well, let me be your audience for a while." "That boy is above everyone else." "He's gone beyond the level I've been trying so hard to achieve all these years." "This can't be happening." "This can't be true..." "H-He may win!" "Ladies and gentlemen, this is an incredible turn of events!" "That boy is fighting against the small creatures and winning." "Hey cameraman, don't miss this!" "The camera isn't working anymore!" "What!" "?" "This is the story of the century!" "Do something!" "Fix it!" "He's fighting against the Cell Juniors as if they were nothing." "And he hasn't weakened." "Even after using all that energy, he's not tired." "Are you alright, Son?" "What do you think, Piccolo?" "I told you he could do it." "Gohan..." "I won't allow you to go unpunished for this!" "He killed all of my children!" "He's no longer hesitating." "His anger is overriding his reason." "Now indeed, he is the strongest fighter." "Cell, you fool." "You've caused your own destruction." "Give this to everyone." "Right!" "Gohan unveiled his incredible power." "But no one has seen Cell's full power yet." "Who will finally triumph?" "Cell or Gohan?"

"So I want you to meet this guy I'm going out with tonight." "Okay?" "He's kind of a dork, but in a sweet way." "He seems real, at least." "And he's kind of rich, I think." "Kind of." "Of course, so was Kadeem, and that was a fucking waste of two years of my life." "And you know what?" "I knew you never liked Kadeem." "So I'm gonna bring this guy home to meet you." "And this time I swear I will pay attention to what you think." "Because I am one fucking hot-shit bitch and he'd be fucking lucky to have me." "Oh, does that feel good." "Hey, Tito!" "Come hang with me." "Okay?" "Thank you." "Who's my lover?" "Yes." "Yes." "Aren't you glad I rescued you?" "You better be fucking glad." "Cost me 800 bucks in vet bills at a time when things were particularly tight for Mommy, I might add." "One good thing about this guy tonight is, he's got a big, fat dick, and he fucks like a jackhammer." "Those never last." "David, I'm so glad to see you here." "It's always nice when someone comes back." "Oh, I've been going to church." "I was just going to a different church." " Really, which one?" " St. Stephen's." " In the Palisades?" " No, St. Stephen's in West Hollywood." "Well, I hope you always feel as welcome here as you did there." " Thanks." " Your father was a deacon here and we still haven't replaced him." "I think it would be good for this church to listen to a younger voice." "If you're at all interested, I could submit your name." "Me?" "A deacon?" "David, that's wonderful." "Your father would be so proud." "Well, sure, I'd be honored to be considered." " Ruth, how are you holding up?" " I'm doing okay, Father." " Each day is just a little bit easier." " That's what I love hearing." "Wow, what a small world!" "Do you go to this church?" "I just joined." "I was raised Catholic, so I like the whole ritual part of it." "You smell good." "What is that?" "Who are you?" "Oh, my God." "I can't believe I never introduced myself." "It seems like we've known each other forever." "I'm Tracy Montrose Blair." " Hi, I'm David..." " Fisher, I know." "I know who you are." "Okay." "Why?" "Because my Uncle Walt was buried at your funeral home." "Old guy?" "Cancer?" "Had a tattoo of a roulette wheel on his back?" "Oh, yes." "I have a tattoo." "A butterfly." "I think that you should know that I'm not really available." " You have a girlfriend?" " Yes." " Serious?" " We're engaged." "Well, good for you." "Most men your age are so commitment-phobic, it's pathetic." " Yes, men are pigs." " Or they're gay." "Well, I'm certainly glad to find out you're not gay." "I have to go." "My mother's waiting." "Bye-bye!" " She seems nice." " She seems nuts." "Hello?" "Out here!" "Hey." " This is the life, huh?" " Apparently." "So how often do Mommy and Daddy go away?" "Oh, constantly." "They're very important people with very important places to go." "Lucky for them, I have absolutely nowhere to go." " How are you?" " I'm good." " It's chilly today." "Aren't you cold?" " Nope." "Jesus, it's like a hot tub in here." "Mommy and Daddy keep it this hot all the time, even in summer." "They're very wasteful." "That's just wrong." "Oh, man, you are..." "What?" "You're unlike any woman I've ever met." "Good." " You scare me a little." " Why?" "I don't know." "It's just so much I don't know about you." "Me?" "I am an open book." "I'm so glad you're bringing your friends home." "You know, you haven't done that in years." "You said you'd be gone through the weekend." "Yes, it's Sunday." "It's the end of the weekend." "Nate, these are my parents, Margaret and Bernard Chenowith." "Margaret and Bernard, this is Nate Fisher, the man I am having sex with." "Hello." "Brenda has told us absolutely nothing about you." "You know what?" "I'm not surprised." "I'm not sure there's that much to tell." "Oh, don't be so modest." "Nate's studying for his funeral director's license." "Well, Nate, you'll have to tell us all about that." " Will you stay for lunch?" " At least a drink or two?" "I'd like to, but I really have to study." "Well, then you'll have to join us for dinner sometime." "That sounds great." "Great!" "Okay, Mrs. Fisher." "I asked you here today so we could talk about your relationship with Claire." " I told her it wasn't my idea." " No." "Claire feels that, being the youngest child perhaps she might have missed out on a time when the family was happier." "No, you said that." "I don't think there was a time this family was ever happy." "That is not true." "There was lots of happiness:" "When the boys were young, when you were young, Claire." "You were a very happy little girl, and you know it." "That's because I was too young to realize what freaks we were." "Why would you tell this man we were never happy?" "Because I grew up in a house that was usually filled with total strangers who were crying all the time?" " Oh, boo-hoo." "I grew up in a two-room apartment over a barbershop and I spent my teenage years taking care of my grandmother after her legs were amputated." "Life's hard!" "You had a roof over your head." "You didn't go hungry." "She gets up on this cross, and then there's just no talking to her." "You did not have to go begging for food on the streets of Calcutta." "Because I wasn't dropped in a dumpster, I shouldn't want things to be better?" "This is good." "This is good for you two to talk like this." "These are obviously things you need to say." "So we're just supposed to fight and get on each other's nerves?" "I prefer the not-talking thing." "I think you should try to have more of a dialogue." "Make time for it." "Schedule it." "Remember, any relationship is work." "Okay, excellent session." " That's it?" " That's up to you, isn't it?" "He does this for like five different schools." "She should look spectacular." "That's the most important thing." "We'll make sure that she looks her best." "She was the real deal, you know?" "She was a star." "And I can assure you we will give her a funeral that befits the star that she was and always will be." " You know who she was?" " Absolutely." "And I'm a big fan of hers." "Hey, Rico." " Holy moly." " Feel them." " They're really hard." " No, thanks." "Like a rock." "See how they're all cockeyed?" "They got this low-cut thing they want her in, and they said absolutely no bra." "Shit, I don't know what the heck I'm gonna do." "Maybe I could, like, tape them together somehow." "You know where this goes?" "I put it in the wrong place, David will bitch." "Top left, above the purple stuff." "Well, boys, this just might be our highest profit margin funeral this year." " She's rich, huh?" " The guy who's paying for it is." " She looks so familiar to me." " She's an actress." "Viveca St. John." "Oh, my God, you're right." "That's her!" " Apparently, she was quite talented." " She was a porno star." " What?" " She was huge in the mid to late '80s." "You never saw any of her videos?" " No, Nate, I missed those." " This chick fucked a snake." " This chick fucked 30 guys at one time." " I saw that." "I saw that!" "My cousin Ramone showed me when I was like 12." "On the diving board." "Okay?" "They were wrapped around the pool." "Did you see the one where the guy's riding this motorcycle, so he's fucking her while riding in circles?" " Oh, shit!" "Nate." "Could I speak to you outside for a minute?" "Damn it, Nate!" "The woman on that table is just as deserving of dignity as anyone else we prepare." "And Federico is an employee." "It's up to you and me to set an example for him, all right?" " All right, I'm sorry." " Show some respect." "These are human lives we're dealing with here." "These are not organic blackberries or granola in bulk." " I said, I'm sorry." " I don't want you to be sorry." "I want you to remember that what we do here is serious because it really sucks for me always having to be the spoilsport." "Okay." "Thank you." " Hello?" " Nate, Bernard Chenowith," "Hi." "Margaret and I were wondering if you would join us for dinner tomorrow night." " We won't take no for an answer." " You hear that?" "Well, actually I have a lot of studying to do for this exam..." "Nate we'd really love to be able to get a sense of who you are and I'm sure you're curious about us as well, right?" "Good." "Shall we say 7-ish?" "Can I bring anything?" "Hello?" "Suck on that, you ugly fuck!" "Hi." "There's this thing called knocking." "It's, like, protected in the First Amendment." "I rented some videos." "I thought you and I could watch them tonight." "Remember when you were in middle school you and I went to the movies every Monday night?" "Remember how much fun we had?" "I remember seeing a lot of really bad movies." "What'd you get?" "Runaway Bride and The Nutty Professor." "Cool." "Oz didn 't make you a bitch," "You were born one," "It'd be good for business too." "Dad was a deacon there." "It's a big congregation." "People die." "Their families don't know where to go, and the church sends them our way." "They know you're gay?" "I think Father Jack has a pretty good idea." " You think he likes you?" " Keith." "Does this mean you're not gonna be going to church with me anymore?" "Well, if they make me a deacon, I'd have to go there all the time, yeah." "I'm sorry." "I know." "Sundays have sort of been our day." "I think it's great." "I really do." "One of the things I love about you is the fact that your religion means so much to you." "Besides, I think it could be kind of hot, you know?" "Dating a man of the cloth?" " But I need you to do something for me." " What is it, my son?" "You know the gay firemen and police officers club I belong to?" "Well, we're having a party in Laguna this weekend." " I want you to be my date." " Your date?" "Will I get a corsage?" "I want you to start meeting some of my friends, David." "I'd like that." "Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin." "This is an entire movie about expelling gas." "I think that's why people like it." " I don't want to watch this." " Good, because neither do I." "Claire, look I know you probably think I'm old and stupid." "No, Mom, I don't." "But I love you just as much as I ever did and I'm worried about you, and I don't know how to help." "I don't need help." "Why is everyone acting like I'm in the Trenchcoat Mafia?" " You stole a foot." "A human foot!" " Okay, you want to know why?" "Because some guy who scammed me into having sex with him because I thought he cared about me, told the entire school I sucked his toes." "And then when I confronted him, he showed entirely no remorse." "I saw Nate drop the foot on the floor." "I grabbed it to get back at that asshole." "It wasn't premeditated." "I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer." " I don't get off on hacked-up body parts." " You're having sex?" "No." "Jesus." "No, I'm sorry." "I cannot have this conversation with you." "And I'm sorry, but I don't think we're ever gonna have a touchy-feely, mother-daughter relationship like on TV and the movies because you know what?" "They don't exist!" "Here's our guest and he brought us a bottle of Louis Jadot Pinot Noir." " 1997, no less." " Okay, a man who knows his wine." "I'm liking you more and more, Nate." "Well, I worked at a food co-op in Seattle for a long time." "Learned a little bit." "A co-op?" "So there's a little hippie in there, huh?" "That makes sense." "Brenda would find that attractive." "She likes to think of herself as being wildly countercultural." "I think she's actually just jealous of the fact that Bern and I really were hippies, briefly." " Can I offer you a drink?" " Sure, do you have any beer?" "No, we have vodka, scotch, bourbon." " I'll have a little bourbon." " Manly, but not elitist." "Just her type." "Down, girl." "So where is Brenda?" "Brenda?" "Oh, Brenda's not coming tonight." " Really?" " She felt, and I have to agree with her we'd have a better chance of getting to know each other if she weren't here." "She does tend to take center stage, so to speak." " I wish somebody had thought to tell me." " I'm sorry." "I assumed she did." "There you are." "David was raised in this church." "He was christened and confirmed here, he served as an altar boy and he was president of the youth ministry in high school." " How old are you, David?" " I'm 31." " What do you do for a living?" " I'm a funeral director." "His father served as a deacon for over a decade." "He just recently passed away." "So you see this as a sort of passing the torch." "No, sir, I see it as a chance to serve God." "Well, I'm glad to hear you say that." "Because that's what it is." "Being a deacon is more than just having access to the church mailing list and passing out your business cards after Mass." "Sir, I won't deny that I run a business providing service to people in times of need." "But I would never exploit my relationship to the church for marketing purposes." "Frankly, I consider that to be a pretty grave sin." "No pun intended." "St. Bartholomew is an old church a conservative church a church that doesn't need to have its boat rocked." "Which is precisely why I feel David is a good candidate." "How many men his age have values as strong as his?" "I think he would be an excellent role model." " Are you married?" " No, sir." "I was engaged, briefly." "Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself before I consider this?" "No, sir." "Is there anything specific about me that you'd like to ask?" "No." "I'll let you know my decision in a few days." " You impressed him." " You think?" "Yes." "Oh, by the way, one of our parishioners recently lost her father to liver cancer." "Sharon Murdoch." "I gave her your name." "You may be getting a call." "Thank you." " Again with the not knocking." " Pack some things." " We're going to San Bernardino." " What?" "We're spending the night at my cousin Hannah's." " Mom, I'm doing homework." " Well, stop!" " I have school tomorrow." " I'll write a note!" "It's been a long time since Brenda's wanted us to meet any of the men in her life." " What was that last one, chiropractor?" " He was a Rolfer." "He was an idiot." "Well, I'm not sure Brenda ever meant for us to meet." "I don't think she expected you guys to come home that day." "Oh, Nate." "Where Brenda's concerned, there are no coincidences." " You think she planned all this?" " Of course." "She's a master manipulator." "I love her dearly, but you really ought to know what you're getting into." "Would you like another bourbon?" "No, thanks." "Can I ask you guys something?" "As long as it doesn't involve asking us for money." "No, it doesn't." "Does the name "Nathaniel" have any significance to you?" "Well, sure." "Nathaniel and Isabel." "Brenda adored these books as a little girl." "She could read by the time she was 3." " What are they about?" " Two orphans who had adventures." "They ran away from an orphanage." "There was a malevolent nurse who was always hunting them down but they always managed to outsmart her." "Typical infantile wish fulfillment." " I've never even heard of them." " They're British, quite dark." "People die in them all the time." "When Brenda's brother was born we expected serious displacement anxiety from her, but there was none." "She would sit next to his crib and read him these stories for hours." " She was what then, Bern, 4?" " 5 at most." "It's all in the book." "This book?" "You mean, she didn't tell you about that either?" "I feel terrible," " I'm sorry I snapped at Grandma," " Yeah, huh?" "That was a pretty Freaky Friday moment we had back there," "Ruthie, I am so glad you called." "Ginnie and I would never allow ourselves this kind of food unless it were a really special occasion." "We are definitely gonna have to do an extra spinning class this week." "Tomorrow morning?" " Who's teaching?" " Derek." "I'm so there." "Mom and I have the hugest crush on this spinning instructor at the Y." "He is hot, hot, hot." "So, Claire, have you thought about college?" "Yeah." "I'd love to go to, like, NYU or Columbia but I don't know if I could ever get in, so..." "Well, there are some great schools in L.A." "Why would you want to go to school in the same town you grew up in?" "I go to Cal State right here in San Berdoo." " Well, whatever rocks your boat." " Claire." "Hey, I love it." "By living at home, I'm saving a ton of money for grad school." "I'm not stuck in a crappy dorm where everyone's smoking pot and playing loud music all the time." "And I don't have to call campus police every time I walk home from the library so that I don't get raped." " And I like to stay close to my mom." " That translates to:" "I do her laundry." "Oh, that's not true." "I love my mom, and I'm not ashamed of it." "Thank you, honey." "I love you too." "Okay, anybody want more?" " So how was it?" " Oh, it was quite informative." "I know what Nathaniel means now." "I know you have an IQ of 185." "I know you had a book written about you." "Here, I signed it for you." "Why didn't you just tell me about this?" "People always change after they read it." "I was trying to make the fun part last." "Oh, God!" "So you're kind of scarily brilliant, I can handle that." "What I can't handle is the way you keep mind-fucking me for your personal entertainment." "It's really starting to piss me off." "I'm sorry I'm not a well-behaved, little nothing that never challenges you but if that's what you're looking for, you might as well just leave right now." "So, what, you're trying to drive me away?" "Yeah, Nate, I'm trying to drive you away." "It was my mother's idea that I not be there which is fine by me." "I don't really enjoy their company." "She said it was your idea." "Yeah, she would." "She probably believes that." "She's out of her mind." "You could've warned me what I was walking into." "You wouldn't have gone." "I just wanted to get it all out of the way." "Them, the book, everything." "Yeah, well, I felt like a fucking lab rat over there!" "Yeah, that's what they do!" "I'm 6 years old, I score through the roof on some standardized, biased test and it all becomes about them!" "They hand me over to strangers, experts, a bunch of academic fucks who scrutinized everything I did or said or thought even." "It is a fucking law of physics that the very act of observation changes that which is being observed." "And now you're gonna read that book and think that you know me." " Well, you know what?" "You don't." " Yeah, because you won't let me." "Okay, fine." "What do you want to know?" "Ask me anything." "Did you burn down that house that we made love in?" "You think I burned down the house?" "Really?" "That is so weird!" "Well, what am I supposed to think?" "You put my brother and me in the bus that killed our father." "You get weird phone calls from screaming people you won't explain." "Now you wanna make me feel stupid for being suspicious?" "Give me a fucking reason not to be!" "I just want to know what this is for you." "Am I just another step along your way?" "Okay, look we obviously have an intense sexual connection and yes, I would like for there to be something more than that." "But that can't ever happen until you trust me, which apparently you don't." "Should I trust you?" "Yes." "Come here." "R-A K" " E." "Triple letter score for K. Good one, Mom." "H-E-L-L. ...O." "Hello." "D E F T." "Deft." "What is deft?" "Well, it's a laundry detergent from when Ruth and I were kids." "No, it's a word." "It means skilled." "Really?" "Use it in a sentence." "He deftly juggled his responsibilities." "Deft." "Or "Deft, where ith thy sting?"" "So how you both doing, you know, with Nathaniel passing?" " Better every day." " You know, shit happens." "You know, it's such an awful thing, losing someone you love." "In terms of stress, it's right up there with moving and getting fired." "I know when Ed and I split up, I was devastated." "I didn't even want to get out of bed." "I just wanted to curl up and die." "And all I can say is, thank God for my precious daughter." "Well, I just wouldn't let her mope." "Just wouldn't let her." "Dragged her ass, pardon my French, out of bed and took her to spinning class with me." "And I hated her for it at the time, but it really got me back on track." "You know, endorphins really are nature's antidepressants." "Life goes on." "It doesn't go on by itself." "Sometimes you just gotta kick it in the butt." "But Ed didn't die." "He's still alive." "You can still see him." "When Ginnie gets married, you'll both be there." "When she has children, they'll be able to know him." "He's not gone forever." "Yeah, well, sure, but in terms of the impact it had on both our lives it's similar." "Okay, I have the greatest idea." "You guys are coming to spinning class with us tomorrow, bright and early." "No offense, but I'd rather drive a rusty railroad spike through my skull." "Oh, just try it once." "You might be surprised how it changes the way you feel." " I feel fine." " You know what, Ginnie?" "That is absolutely an inspired idea!" "Okay, ladies, let's get to bed." "Because if your butt isn't on that bike by 6 a." "M Derek doesn't let you in." "So these tits do nothing for you, huh?" "Well, I can appreciate that they are beautiful in their own completely artificial way." "Men loved them." "Well, real men." "You think God cares that you're gay?" "You think God cares that you fucked 30 guys at once?" "Oh, so you equate being a fag with being a whore?" " No." " One's okay, but one isn't?" "I think God appreciates it when love's involved." "Oh, honey." "I loved every man I ever fucked while I was fucking him." " What are you doing?" " Watching you." "Claire, wake up." "Get dressed." " Why?" " We're leaving." "Hurry." "Jesus, Mom, I'm starting to feel like Anne Frank." "If we don't get out of here fast, we'll have to go spinning." "Oh, my God." " Let's go." " Wait." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Thanks for buying me breakfast." "Thank you for finding my G-spot this morning." "Anytime." "Oh, I have something for you." "Wow." " Oh, come on, it's just a key." " No, this is great." "I'm a little surprised, that's all." "I'm too nervous to eat." "I'll just drink coffee until I start twitching and sweating." "Why does being a deacon mean so much to you now?" " It wasn't a consideration a week ago." " I know you think it's naive but I see it as a chance to make a difference make the world a little more tolerant." "David, we have our own church in West Hollywood which means the other churches and dioceses don't have to tolerate us." "Frankly, I resent the notion that I need to be tolerated." "So, what, we should just allow ourselves to be ghettoized?" "Why do you embrace an organization that doesn't embrace you?" " The church embraces everyone." " Right." "Hate the sin, love the sinner." " The operative word being "hate."" " What is with you?" "The other night you said you liked the idea." "I had a chance to think." "Isn't that your brother?" "Okay, look, can we just have breakfast without me feeling like I'm George Will and you're Cokie Roberts with PMS?" "You probably like George Will." "Dave." " Hi." " Hey." "Keith, you remember my brother Nate, don't you?" " How's it going?" " Hey." "This is Brenda." "My..." " My girlfriend." " I prefer the term "fuck puppet."" "So, what are you guys doing here, you just play racquetball?" " No." "No, we just worked out." " Oh, so you guys work out together?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we do." "Oh, well, that's great." "Okay, great." "Okay, you guys have a great day." "You too." "Bye, David." "Oh, my God, I think David is gay." "I think David is lucky." "Did you get a look at that guy?" "Claire." "I had an affair." "For the last two years I was seeing someone." "Your father never knew about it." "At least, I hope he didn't." "And I called it off after he died." "It's not something I'm proud of." " Why are you telling me this?" " Because it's the truth." "And whatever relationship you and I have, I want it to be honest even if you hate me." "Mom, I don't hate you." "I remember going to the movies on Monday nights but I'm 17 years old now, and I have my own life." "And there's things I have to figure out on my own." "And that's, like, normal." "And I know stealing a foot is weird but hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird." "I gotta get to school." " Did you see his face?" " Oh, man." "I know I shouldn't be laughing, but he looked so stupefied." "The way he was all, "Great, great." "I'm hip, I'm cool."" "Proud of you, man." "So listen, this thing in Laguna is Saturday night." "I got us a room at the Surf and Sand." "You ever been there?" " No." " Man, it's gonna be great." "We got a fireplace overlooking the ocean." "Keith, I don't think I can make it after all." "I shouldn't miss church, not while they're considering me for a deaconship." " I'm sorry." " Fine." "We'll come back Saturday night." " That'll work." " I can go to church with you on Sunday." "That's not a good idea." "This hasn't been a good idea from the beginning, has it?" "Fine, why don't we cut our losses and call it quits right now?" " What?" "Look, as long as you feel the need to keep our relationship a secret..." "David, you're ashamed of it!" "I'm not having any of that, not anymore." " I just came out to my brother." " One step forward." "Now you want to take a giant leap backwards into the arms of the enemy." "So now I'm a Nazi collaborator?" "A lot of African-Americans might say the same thing about you being a member of the L.A.P.D." "You fucking coward!" "Keith, please don't..." "It works." "I must have left the stereo on again." "So you are not too freaked out?" "A little, maybe." "It makes David more interesting." "No, I mean about me giving you a key to my apartment." "What do you think I am, an aging Peter Pan who's gonna disappear at the sign of something permanent?" " Well, yeah." "You're one to talk." "You couldn't even allow me to refer to you as my girlfriend." "Don't mind me." "I thought we agreed that you would call before you came over." "I did." "The hot water's out in my building." "I needed to take a shower." "Don't be mad at me." "You know I hate it when you're mad at me." "Hey, it's me, I need to use your shower, okay?" "Besides, I haven 't seen you in a while, and it's a fucking gorgeous day," " Satisfied?" " I'm going to make a cup of tea." "Hey I'll take one of those." " Hey, you behave yourself." "Hi." "What's your name?" " Nate." " Nice to meet you." "I'm Billy." "Hi." "So how long you known Brenda?" "A few months." "So..." "Who am I and why am I in your girlfriend's house practically naked?" " Yeah." " She's my sister." "She's my mother." "Sister." "My mother." "Sorry." "Nobody's ever laughed at that." "I should know better." "It's nice to meet you." " So you met the parents yet?" " Yes, last night." "Wow." "You've made it pretty far." "So why haven't I heard about you?" "No idea." "Well, I guess I better go put some clothes on." "How'd you get her breasts synchronized?" "Some sort of industrial epoxy?" "Would you ask Colonel Sanders for his secret recipe?" "Oh, come on, I'm not gonna tell." "I stuck a can of cat food under each one." "My sister-in-law did a cat food commercial." "We've got like 10 cases." "Hey." "I'm Larry Wadd." "You know I met Viveca St. John before she even did her first video." "Yeah, she was..." "She was the fluffer on the set of Dirty Larry 3." "She was friendly." "She was eager." "I can honestly say I've never received a better blowjob in my life." "And nobody was even filming it." "When I first met Viveca, I met her on Deep Diving." "Thank you." "And I had never gone down on a girl before." "So naturally, I was nervous but Viveca was so warm and relaxed about it." "She really put me at ease." "Well, her and the two Xanax she gave me." "And when I first had to do a double penetration I was, like, a total wreck." "But Viveca came through like such the pro she is." "I mean was." " Nate, what the hell is going on in there?" " A funeral." "For whom?" "A prostitute?" "A woman who was a star of adult videos." "Mom, we're gonna clear 8 grand from this." "We can finally pay for all that air conditioning work." "I'm just glad your sister is at school." "It was awful." "They're like best friends." "They're both like cheerleaders with this totally plastic way of life like spinning class solves everything and they're both hot for the same guy." "It was creepy." "My mom's..." "My mom is just so fucking sad." "And I wish I could help her." "So help her." "Now, Mrs. Murdoch, some people prefer the solemnity of a church and St. Bartholomew is a beautiful setting." "Here, however, one is more free to customize the service." "I'm sorry to interrupt." "I just had to tell somebody." "Viveca looks so great." "Her tits have never looked better." "She was like a sister to me." "I'm so glad that you're pleased." "We want to remember her at her very best, don't we?" "Now, I'm sorry, but I'm helping some other people right now." " Okay." " I'll talk to you after the service?" "Okay." "I think we'll have Dad's service at the church." "Fine." "I'm not a religious man, but I do believe in God." "If I were to make a list of the things I thank God for the most fucking Viv would be at the top of that list." "She was a goddamn force of nature." "And I loved her." "And I know God loved her too." "I know he knew just what he was doing and how much joy she would bring to the world." "For David James Fisher, chosen deacon in your church we pray to you, O Lord." " Lord, hear our prayer." "That he may faithfully fulfill the duties of this ministry build up your church and glorify your name we pray to you, O Lord." " Lord, hear our prayer." "That by the indwelling of the Holy Spirit he may be sustained and encouraged to persevere to the end we pray to you, O Lord." " Lord, hear our prayer." "For all who fear God and believe in you, Lord Christ that our divisions may cease and that all may be as one as you and the Father are one." " We pray to you, O Lord." " Lord, hear our prayer." "Way to go, Dave." "All I have to do is join the Kiwanis club and Fisher Sons will have all our bases covered." "Where's Keith?" "He's just a friend, Nate." " Very good to see you." " Hello." "So, Mom, what are you doing tomorrow night?" "Nothing as far as I know." "Why?" "I thought maybe you'd want to go see a movie or rent a movie or something." "Okay, but if you cry, the whole thing is off." "Thanks for coming today." " I know you must've found this a little..." " Are you kidding?" "I loved it." "All that pageantry, it's so trippy." "It's like a Fellini movie." "Well, it was kind of cool being with you here in front of God and everybody." " You don't really believe in God, do you?" " Well, yeah." "I mean, I don't believe in some bearded, old, white man up in a cloud but I believe in something." "Some sort of undefinable creative force." "I think it's just all totally random." "Really?" "Yeah." "We live, we die." "Ultimately, nothing means anything." "How can you live like that?" "I don't know." "Sometimes I wake up so fucking empty I wish I'd never been born, but what choice do I have?"

"Historically, breakups do not bring out the best in me." "What is the matter with you?" "How could you do that to me?" "Stop, stop, stop." "But I could always throw myself into work to stem the heartbreak." "But not this time." "This time, there's literally nowhere to hide." "Good morning." "Morning." "Okay." "Danny, I love you." "Come on." "And that's just on the way to work." "Two to three minutes that you have, and so you have to make sure that your patients know..." "Every office meeting is a delicate ballet of awkwardness." "You don't want to run into any complications." "Hey, Mindy, take a seat." "Oh, no, no." "I'm gonna stand." "There's a space right next to Dr. C." "You're not in good enough shape to stand." "Nah." "Sit right there." "There's an open seat." "I synthesize material better standing." "You're making me uncomfortable." "Just sit down." "You know what?" "I will take a knee." "I saw this in a High School football movie." "Okay." "So where was I?" "Right." "You only have cord blood for a little bit of time." "A good way to remember things, especially when they refer to..." "There is no escape." "Which is why, Doris," "I am sitting in the hot pipe room, eating my lunch by myself." "You're sitting on my bucket." "Oh." "Oh, yeah, of course." "You know, Doris, you could join me for lunch here." "Table for two." "We could talk about boys and stuff." "I'm sorry, someone defecated in one of the urinals, and I gotta go take care of it." "Go." "Go, go, go." "Oh, no." "Okay." "This is women's deodorant." "This is not my deodorant." "There's no way this is gonna be strong enough." "Miss, I'm sorry, is this yours?" "No." "Excuse me, miss." "I'm sorry, I think I've used your deodorant." "And you probably have mine." "It's a military-grade men's roll-on?" "No, it's not mine." "I don't sweat." "Oh, my God." "You're Sheila Hamilton of Hamilton health partners." "I just read your profile in vanity fair." "Oh, I cannot believe Annie Leibovitz got me to wear nothing but bubbles for that shoot, but you know Annie." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "What was it like delivering north west?" "They barely even needed me." "I mean, Kim's canal is spectacular, and Kanye's tender birthing rap really just did the rest." "The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was..." "Do you remember Trishelle" "Inferno?" "Oh." "Her mom was a patient until she let me go." "Well, I caught your twins delivery today, and I must say, I thought your technique was amazing." "You did?" "I have got my eye on you, Dr. Lahiri." "Oh, you know my name." "It's written in magic marker on your rather large bag of potato chips." "I'm gonna eat that over the course of a month, so..." "Mindy, what did you want to show us?" "Ow." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "I'm so..." "I'm so sorry." "I just think that we should start a champagne spritzer happy hour to provide some much needed glamour to this office and maybe attract some new patients." "I like my booze two ways only..." "Straight up and by myself." "Okay." "But I think this would add some class to the practice, and it would attract some movers and shakers." "I don't want to name-drop, but last night I was talking to Sheila Hamilton." "Ugh, Hollywood Hamilton?" "She's the worst." "Also, why is she talking to you?" "You're not famous." "Maybe because I'm a good doctor." "Also, I am very famous." "Remember when I was featured in those TV commercials for Mamma Mia!" "On Broadway?" "Mamma Mia?" "More like "mama likey."" "It was the best birthday ever." "We were dancing in the aisles." "Sheila Hamilton is so full of herself just 'cause she treats celebrities." "Oh, wrong tack, Pete." "Look how her face lights up when you say "celebrity."" "No, it didn't." "It didn't light up." "Yes, you are." "A little bit." "You lit up." "Rather." "Lit up." "I didn't light up." "Just be muted, okay?" "Be muted like me." "I think we got plenty of glamorous patients here." "Mrs. Hernandez named their daughter "cashmere."" "Yeah, Sheila Hamilton is nothing but a puffed-up star snogger." "I think she's very nice, and she complimented my twins delivery." "I don't even remember the last time you guys complimented any of my work." "You don't praise someone for doing a job they're supposed to do." "That's why I refuse to clap when an airplane lands." "Holdon,that'sme." "Oh, my God, she's here!" "We can stop talking about this bollocks." "Follow me." "Your lives are about to be changed." "What's going on?" "Oh." "I give you the future of mobile gynecology:" "Our new medical bus." "This sign sucks." "What?" "It's like some soap opera star, a Mexican dentist, a beautiful indian woman, and some kid who just got bar mitzvah-ed." "And why did you use a photo of me when I was sneezing?" "That's what you get for not taking your antihistamines." "I think it's kind of adorable." "I mean, I can actually hear the cute sound you make when you sneeze." "Seriously, what do you guys think?" "I hate it." "I love it." "Okay." "It's even sicker than I dare dreamed." "Thank you, Peter." "Is there a sign-up sheet?" "'Cause I'm gonna need it for Mardi Gras," "Dartmouth-penn weekend, and pretty much all of ski season." "Well, tomorrow we're taking it to spaniards' Harlem to give out some free breast cancer treatment." "We'll be the Harlem globe-screeners." "Oh, I can't stay here." "I've got..." "Parking permit runs out, so..." "Okay." "I'll drive around till tomorrow." "Look after my patients." "Great work." "Sally, take it easy on the sodas." "Mom'll be so pissed if you get fat again." "Mom can suck it." "So can you." "She's 300 pounds, so I'm headed that way no matter what." "You are too, fatty." "Aw." "Damn it!" "How many times do I have to say, don't buy these low-Cal muffins?" "Didn't I freak out about this in the meeting?" "Who are you?" "I'm Sally prentice," "Peter's "crazy" sister." "Hey, I'm Danny." "Hey." "Sally is in town from Tampa for her education, not to party." "Well, that's good." "Education is good." "What are you studying?" "Laser hair removal." "And 11 saturdays from now," "I can zap all that knuckle hair off for you." "At cost." "Well..." "Oh, uh, no." "No, no, no." "I'm good." "I'm good with the knuckle hair." "Take my card." "I haven't had a chance to make new ones yet, but..." ""Sally prentice, closet organizational services."" "Yeah." "That was..." "Very cool." "All right." "Thanks for the sodas." "Bye, Peter." "No one gave them to you, so there's no reason to say thank you." "I will be back later for the deli meat." "Deli meats are how you got fat the first time." "Hey." "What?" "Quit eye-boinking my sister." "I would rather her date another death row inmate than you." "Just back off, okay?" "What's wrong with me?" "Hello?" "Hi there, Mindy." "It's Sheila Hamilton." "Oh, hello." "How's it going?" "I have been talking about you to some of the women in the office, and we think that maybe you should come by to talk about your future." "Oh." "Uh, I..." "I don't know." "Hey, min, we're gonna head home." "Do you want us to walk you out, so that horny raccoon doesn't follow you?" "No, no, I like the attention." "Get out of here." "Cool." "Mindy, it's just a quick tour." "You wouldn't want to let down your fans." "Fans?" "Wow." "I've always wanted fans." "I'd call them mindians, and we'd have, like, a signature growl." "What's that?" "You know what?" "What the hell?" "I'll come by tomorrow." "All right." "See you then." "See you then." "Not now, pepe." "Everyone, I have a patient's emergency, so I'm just gonna go to the hospital." "Ooh, I am gonna go with you because it is french dip day in the I.C.U., and those guys can barely eat." "I-I... you can't come with me." "Because the patient is me." "Oh, you finally decided to go on lithium." "I think it's brave." "I don't need that." "Is it lap-band?" "No." "It is not lap-band surgery, Morgan." "Thank you for asking." "It's actually very normal, and I just need to do it by myself, so..." "Shh, we just keep this between us." "Okay." "Okay." "That was weird, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Hello." "Can I interest you in a warm cookie?" "You need to put some meat on those bones, or you'll blow away." "Right?" "Thank you." "You have so many, I'll take a couple, if you don't mind." "Mindy, I'm so sorry I'm late." "I was on the phone turning down yet another award, the golden vulva." "Anyhoo, I see you've met Gladys." "She's a Princeton girl as well." "Shut up." "No way." "Well, of course, back in the day it was all male, so I had to disguise myself as a man." "I..." "All right, thank you, Gladys." "Thank you." "Let's not bore Mindy with your stories." "No, that was a great story." "At my work, all anyone talks about is NHL realignment." "Whoa, what is this?" "Do you have a yoga studio here?" "Mm-hmm." "Pardon my french, but this place is bitchin'." "But you know, all the amenities in the world don't mean a thing unless the patient experience comes first." "Let me show you how we treat our patients." "Silk or raw silk?" "They're both fair trade." "I don't even care about fair trade." "I'm sorry?" "I do care." "Yeah." "Don't know much about the topic 'cause I find it boring." "These are amazing." "Aw." "Oh, so I'm gonna go get..." "We're doing..." "Right." "I'm gonna go..." "Okay, cool." "Yeah." "Danny, Peter, pack up." "The mobile mammography bus is all gassed up and sanitized." "Also, there's gonna be a photographer from a spanish language newspaper there, provided we don't get bumped for a parade riot." "So, Peter, how's your sister holding up in the big city?" "That is the second time that you've inquired about my sister, and if this pattern continues," "I'll kill you." "Wh-wh-where are you going?" "The bus leaves in five minutes." "Come on." "What the hell was that?" "Peter and I are buds." "We were gonna get scuba certified together." "Why won't he let me date his sister?" "Why?" "Any girl would be lucky to have your sculpted body, even a girl who's been under your nose all..." "What about me?" "What about me?" "What's the problem with me?" "What's the problem?" "Well, maybe Dr. P doesn't like you because you're so intolerant." "I mean, you never let me take off the High holidays." "You're not jewish, Tamra." "How do I know if I want to become jewish if I've never tried it?" "I don't need anyone's permission to date Sally except her and my mom, okay?" "No, no, why do doctors keep on leaving?" "Danny, the bus." "And where's Mindy?" "I need a magic flute for you people." "Oh, zandra, this head massage is amazing." "But have we saved enough time for the pelvic exam?" "All done." "What?" "And this is a model of your uterus from our 3-d printer." "I use mine to raise succulence." "Between the smoothie and the kindly old ghost who hands out cookies and the nail art bar, I don't want to leave." "Well, maybe you don't have to." "Maybe we could figure out a way for you to stay here." "Are you offering me a job?" "I think our practice could make you the doctor you were meant to be." "When I first met zandra, she was a disgraced doctor with a highly unfortunate cruise line." "And now I'm flying to Washington to give Sasha and malia the talk." "Oh, my gosh." "You know, you don't have to decide now." "We'll go to lunch later, and we can talk about it." "Well, well, well." "What the hell?" "This is Hamilton partners." "Mindy, what, are you sneaking around on us?" "I wasn't at Hamilton health partners." "No, I was using the locksmith on the first floor." "Did your locksmith make that?" "Because I would recognize your uterus anywhere." "Anywhere!" "You were sneaking around with another practice?" "Morgan, how did you even know where I was?" "I told you, you're always supposed to believe my lies." "You left a trail of crumbs." "And that's not how I found you, fyi." "I'm friends with every nurse in Manhattan!" "Did it feel good?" "Did you get off on it?" "Did you get your rocks off on it?" "That cheating feeling feel nice?" "Okay, that's gross, Peter." "And yes, I did get my rocks off on it." "And it did feel good, 'cause you know what?" "They were nice to me, and they appreciated me, which is more than I can say for you stupid bunch." "All right, you know what, guys, forget it." "If Mindy wants to go, let her go." "That is not our policy, Danny." "Mindy, get on the bus right now." "This bus is leaving immediately." "We can scold you on the way to spaniards' Harlem." "How dare you, sir?" "I will not get on that bus." "You can scold Morgan." "I didn't do anything." "Anyway, I'm gonna go have lunch with Hamilton health partners, and I'm sure it'll be very expensive." "Let her go, guys." "She's dead weight anyway." "I don't weigh anything." "I'm like a cloud." "Bye, Danny." "Don't..." "Why?" "A rain cloud." "Why?" "Free blood pressure and..." "Ladies, you look like you need some screenings." "Excuse me, senorita." "Would you want to come on this bus and have us examine your breasts?" "Cochino!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "What does that mean?" "She cast a spell on me!" "Go and tell all your friends." "No one is coming on the bus." "Well, I guess a group of white guys offering free breast exams in the barrio might be a touch sinister." "Is this the bus where men can look at the women's breasts?" "How much is a ticket?" "Get out of here, you son of a bitch." "Get out of here." "Get him out." "Get him out." "Go to a peep show." "This is just exciting for me, you know?" "To Mindy." "Welcome." "Thank you." "I was sure it was gonna take a lot more wining and dining to get you to say yes." "Oh, no." "Did I give in too easily?" "I always do that." "It's like when that telemarketer called me and I went on a date with him." "Then he dumped me, but..." "Oh, Mindy." "Mindy, we have needed someone with your..." "Spice." "My patients, they're gonna flip out for your practice." "Do you think that many of your patients are gonna be able to follow you?" "Uh, they better follow me if they want to keep getting my raunchy horoscope emails." "Which reminds me, I should get your email addresses." "Mm, you do know that we don't take insurance, right?" "Ex-squeeze me?" "Well, in order to provide all of our premium services, we need to have our patients pay out of pocket." "Our kegel toning machine has to be serviced at the Swiss monastery where it was built." "But most of my patients can't afford to pay out of pocket." "Well, Mindy, you'll get new patients." "The rich and famous need medical help just as much as anyone else, maybe even more so, because they all have herpes." "Man, it'd be awesome to treat pop stars for their venereal diseases..." "Yes." "But those patients have been with me for years." "God, conscience, why won't you let me do this?" "I'm so sorry." "Thank you for the opportunity, but I cannot abandon my patients." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that." "Sheila, before I leave, will you name-drop one more time?" "Katherine Heigl." "Oh, you got to be kidding me." "What are you looking at?" "Is that one of Mindy's raunchy horoscopes?" "If you ask me, they've really fallen off lately." "Uh, it's just nothing." "It's my mom." "She took a pic of a really big meatball she's making for dinner." "I love pictures of food." "Let me see." "Oh, no, no, no." "It's not a... it's not a..." "I'm not showing anybody this." "Why are you holding on to this so tight?" "I want to see the meatballs, man." "It's my mom's favorite recipe." "Don't..." "I don't care if it's your mom's recipe." "I want to see the meatballs." "Pete, Pete, Pete, don't look at that." "Whoa!" "Don't look." "Those are not meatballs." "Put it down, Pete." "Those are boobies." "Put it down." "Put it..." "I'm sending them to myself." "Don't send them... don't send them to yourself, Peter." "Fine, doesn't matter." "They're in the bank." "Don't put them in your bank." "Mmm." "Every time I close my eyes, I see them." "Pete, it's your sister." "It's Sally." "What?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, no." "She just sent this to me." "Oh, no, I just..." "I'm sorry, Pete." "I just saw my sister's boobs." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I was turned on by my sister's boobs." "I don't know why she sent me that." "I just..." "Are you having a thing with Sally?" "I asked you not to." "I'm sorry, Pete." "I can explain." "Oh, Pete, just..." "Ladies, please." "We are licensed professionals." "I don't care what you say." "You have a picture of my sister's boobs on your phone." "Pete, we look at boobs all day long." "Come on!" "The bus is a trick!" "They want to take naked pictures of our breasts, and they're not even giving out t-shirts." "No... that is true, but not the first part what you said." "This guy is here to photograph our charity work, okay?" "Let's pose." "Thank you, sir." "Very kind." "No, my editor said there was a riot to shut down a pervert bus." "No!" "Don't say that!" "Pervert!" "Ow!" "I got hit in the head by a churro." "Betsy, Tamra, guys, what is all my stuff doing out here?" "My Anderson Cooper pillow?" "It is killing me to throw out your stuff," "Dr. Lahiri." "I know that even touching your stuff is a pinchable offense." "Damn right it is." "Ow!" "Oh." "The doctors called and said you're a dirty cheat, so you can't work here anymore." "This is outrageous." "And as a woman of color..." "Uh-uh." "Damn it." "Sheila!" "Sheila." "All right." "I'm back." "I let you sweat it out a little bit, and you totally bought it, but now I'm here to make my counteroffer." "Mindy..." "This is what's gonna happen." "I will keep all of my patients with insurance." "I will, however, take a modest pay decrease." "Mindy, I'm sorry." "We've moved on." "What?" "We're ready for your interview, miss sundaram." "Wait." "Who are they?" "When you turned us down, we had to get on with hiring someone else." "And they just had to be an indian woman?" "Okay, I can see what's going on here." "I'm not dumb." "I'm ignorant, sure." "Very." "But I'm not dumb, Sheila." "Potato, po-tah-to." "We're putting up a new billboard, and we want it to be as diverse as possible." "This is why you tracked me down in the locker room." "Your millionaires needed a slumdog." "And yes, that is exactly the kind of" ""Dorothy Parker meets family guy" sense of humor that I will be taking with me, for I will be no one's token." "Clearly you are the token woman at your practice." "How dare you?" "I will have you know that when Dr. Shulman hired me, he believed me to be an effeminate black man, so the joke is on you." "Ah, my friends need my help." "Mm-hmm." "Damn it." "Well..." "Calm down." "We just want to examine your breasts." "You stay the hell away from me." "What is happening here?" "Danny." "Danny, did you go on your rant about the latin grammys again?" "They have their own categories at the regular grammys." "Come on, man!" "What about the pomp and majesty of all the latin dresses?" "Hey, that's Bruno Mars' night." "That's Bruno Mars' night." "Boo!" "We don't care what you have to say, traitor!" "Thank you so much for coming." "We are in big trouble." "I can not get caned by another abuelita." "What are you..." "Dude..." "You are going to jail!" "You are going to jail!" "Okay, that's enough." "That's enough." "Please, everybody, ladies, just listen to me." "I am so sorry." "And I know that these guys seem like a bunch of pedos." "What?" "Oh, God, you can't listen to me because none of you speak english." "Okay." "Hola, senoritas." "Donde esta biblioteca?" "Senoras, por favor." "Yeah, si, si." "But I promise you as their friend, they are harmless." "If anything, they're just lame-o melvins." "And they just came here today to provide you with free medical care." "And for the record, a lot of doctors would not go out of their way to do that." "So please, go on your merry way..." "And I promise you," "I'll take care of these little estupidos." "Stupid people." "Point is, they're not pedos." "No son pedos." "And that should never have come up." "Yeah." "That was amazing." "That was amazing, and I'm so sorry we took you for granted." "You know, you're like..." "You're like that old, comfy chair, which you kind of hate and it kind of smells, but sometimes you're like," ""where's lumpy?"" "That's very insulting, actually." "Come here, you little butthead." "Ow!" "Stop!" "Noogie!" "Stop noogying me!" "Can I be honest, though?" "I do kind of wish we had at least one new patient or one photo, which wasn't career-ending." "Today was a washout." "I say we cut our losses." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Just give me..." "Give me a second." "Give me a second." "Give me a second." "Excuse me, miss?" "Hey, that's such a cool bracelet." "Thanks, I actually made it myself." "That's awesome." "Hey, we're providing free medical checkups if you want to partake." "Okay." "Yeah?" "That's wonderful." "Okay." "Can you just quickly take a photo with us?" "Yes, yes." "Get in, get in." "Everybody, get in." "It won't appear in anything weird, we promise." "Keep looking at this one." "Right here, here we go." "Here we go." "One, two, three." "Thank you." "Awesome, thank you." "Oh, hey, thank you." "Please print that one and none of the other ones." "We'll go in..." "We'll go inside." "This is my colleague..." "Okay." "Come on, man." "What's your problem?" "What would be so bad about me dating your sister?" "Look at what happened with Mindy." "Sally's just your rebound." "And if my sister were to ever end up dating you, you'd just lead her on, and then you'd break her heart." "Okay." "What text did you just get?" "Your sister's got real problems." "Oh, my God." "Ugh." "Yes, Tasha, we do take George Lopez's health insurance." "I don't know how we make any money at all." "See you soon." "Yeah, see you soon." "I'm glad you're not leaving." "The patients would really miss you." "And who would remind me to get a haircut?" "Thanks, Danny." "Hey, uh, I hope it wasn't weird for you before with Sally." "Oh, um..." "No, it's okay." "You do need a haircut, though." "Go." "Time to go." "Thanks to Mindy, we have one new patient." "Let's not lose her." "You're welcome, everybody." "I am driving." "No, of course not." "Why?" "Because I'm the token woman?" "No, because you're a terrible driver." "Oh, because I'm the token Asian?" "Okay, drive." "I had a little more fight in me, but thank you for acquiescing." "No problem." "All right, let's do this." "Whoo!" "No seat belts required, boys." "It's gonna be a sweet and gentle ride." "Oh, God, everything is a blind spot." "Everybody, put your seat belts on!" "Aah!" "Mindy!" "It's all right." "No one died." "I think."

"Okay, let's do it." "10-4, 20 William 12." "You are eastbound, pursuing tanker truck." "Backup is available." "Air Unit 3 is in the area." "I can handle this myself." "This is Air Unit 3." "Forget it, Tango." "We'll take over." "Drop back." "Drop dead." "I've been on this case for 3 months." "We're out of ourjurisdiction." "Sheriff and CHP are on the way." "Do whatever you're going to do." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Jesus!" "He's crazy!" "Shit!" "Glad you could drop in." "Like jewelry?" "Fuck you!" "I prefer blondes." "Do the honors." " Captain." " What's going on?" "Letting the locals do their thing." "You blew out the truck window." " Two guys are in the road." " I noticed." " We're out of our jurisdiction here." " True." " What's going on?" " I heard a rumor about this truck." " What about it?" " It's not a truck." "It's a gas truck." "It's a major moving violation." "Check the first panel?" "Full of gas." "We checked the whole truck!" "There's nothing in it!" "You're out of your neighborhood, city boy!" "I want your badge and weapon!" "I want your ass!" "Who do you think you are?" "!" "He thinks he's Rambo." "Rambo is a pussy." "What do you know, it's snowing!" "Anybody want to get high?" "I'll be damned!" "Not bad for a city guy." "Ray Tango." "He's done it to us again." "If it isn't Tango, it's Cash." "Tango and Cash!" "Cash and Tango!" "These two cops are driving me crazy." "We must do something about this." "I agree." "I would like to handle this myself, Mr. Perret." "No, we will handle it." "No." "Not that way." "I have something else in mind." "Hey, Cash!" "Armani with a badge!" "Look out!" "Police business!" "This is my car!" "Move!" "What are you doing to my car?" "!" "Son of a bitch!" "What's wrong?" "Got a headache?" "You crazy!" "What did you do with my car?" "!" "I believe in perestroika!" "Welcome to America!" "Tango, I saw your picture in the paper." "Ray, look at this." "Blind luck!" " Catherine's in your office." " That's great!" "You just don't take off on the spur of the moment." "It's..." "What?" "Illogical?" " Very!" " It's not that big a deal." "I'll be gone a month or two." "It takes that long to build a house, not take a vacation." "A dance tour is not a vacation!" "I just want to get away." "You have all you need in this town." "Grime, crime and slime." "No, thanks." "I 'd rather go." "Okay, but give me the phone numbers so I can reach you." "Why don't I call you?" "Why don't you call me?" "Catherine, if you feel stressed, don't run away." "Stay and we'll deal with this together." "Don't make me feel guilty." "I just need some time alone, okay?" "I promise, Lieutenant, to be a good girl." "There it is!" "The key word." ""Good."" "You're telling me you'll be good because you know automatically, I think you'll be bad." "What's a margin call?" "Why?" "Your stockbroker's on line 3." "Don't leave." "Hold on." "I have a plane to catch." "Catherine, don't go." "Think positive." "Shit!" "Harvey, it's me." " It's good you wore a vest." " Hardly needed it with these." "Half-Ioad soft lead slugs." "This guy was really sloppy." "Look at this." "This shirt cost $9." "Get me a new vest, okay?" "Whoa, pizza!" "Who was fucking with my gun?" "The sight's shifted." " Maybe you dropped it." " I didn't drop it." "Captain!" "Get anything out of him?" "No, he doesn't speak English." "Our interpreter says he wants a lawyer." "Let me question him." "The guy who just tried to blow you away?" "Forget it!" "Stay away from him, Gabe." "So, you don't know any English?" "I don't know Chinese, so we'll have to give you a crash course." "But I got a feeling you'll be a quick learner." "Come here." "Sit down." "This is lesson number one." "The next lessons get harder." "Who hired you?" "I don't know" "No!" "Wrong answer." "Try again" "I think he's one of Quan's men." "I don't know his name." "I swear!" "Look at that, Flattop." "You're speaking like a native already." " What is this?" " English 101." "Your scumbag lawyer won't be here for a while." "Is there anything you want to share?" " Think hard" " A deal." "Tonight." "4942 Front Street. 9:00." "Very good." "My compliments." "Pretty good for your first lesson." "Don't forget to wash your hands." "There's a big bust going down, 4942 Front Street." " Is that reliable?" " Yes." "A phone tap." " Fantastic." " What is this?" "Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills wop." " All the news that's fit to print." " I don't get you." "You make a shitload of money." "Why do you do this?" "Action." "Good old American action." "If you want to stare death in the eye, get married." "Is that a proposal?" "Gabriel Cash." "How many millions?" "How many?" "How many this time?" "Oh, God!" "Ray Tango!" "He loves to dance." "He waltzes in and takes all my drugs and then Tangos out again." "I've had enough." "Too much television can hurt your eyes." "Now do you see why we can't kill them?" "No." "I do not see." "It would be much quicker." "And easier." "Quicker and easier." "That's how you make a cake." "Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop by mail." "But it's not how to run a multi-million-dollar business like ours." "Mr. Quan." "On the east side your part of the city Gabriel Cash has cost me $60 million including guns, drugs and other enterprises." "On the west side Mr. Lopez Ray Tango has cost me even more." "Two little mice and so much damage." "But if we kill them, we risk all-out war with the police." "They're heroes already." "Why make martyrs of them?" "Instead of death we have a game." "A game that only we can win." "Within two weeks I will take delivery of the largest shipment of weapons that we have ever handled." "Within that time Tango and Cash will be safely tucked away behind bars." "Aren't they beautiful?" "You almost got yourself killed, pal." "It's the other way around." "I pull this trigger, your throat's hanging off that wall." "Pull that trigger, I'll blow you in half." "You never had a chance to hit me with that gun." "Not this one." "You know me?" "You're L.A.'s second-best cop." "I heard the same about you." " Stay off my case." " Your case?" "I've been on it 3 months." "Then you're stupid." "I've been on it 30 minutes and I caught up with you." " Stay off my case." " Nice tie!" "How do you want to do this?" "I'll go first." "Cover me on three." "One." " Two." " Three." "Freak!" "What's the score?" "My turn." "Don't move!" "Don't move your hands." "His hands aren't going anywhere." "Do the honors." "He's wired." "This is all wrong!" " You ought to be a cop." " Did you expect this?" "No, I didn't, and I didn't expect you, either." "Why is he wired?" "Got me." "Good luck getting anything out of him." "But this is your show so I'm gone." "Ciao, babe." "Drop your weapons!" " Freeze!" " We're cops!" "Wait!" "We're on the same team!" "Just read this, damn it!" "I'm going to blow both your fucking brains out!" " No problem." " I'm convinced." "He's hysterical." " I'd like a receipt for that." " Me, too." "We can talk about this." "That's my gun." "What's it doing here?" "That gun was in my locker." "It's not your gun now!" "It's evidence." " Why's your gun here?" " They stole it." "Tell me what you did." "I don't know this man." "I didn't come with him." "So with your permission, I'll be leaving." "Ciao." "You didn't come with him, but you're leaving with him." "You're making a mistake." "You're going down for this." "Get these bastards out of here!" "Now!" " You're bad karma." " I hope you got a good lawyer." "Perret says use this tape." " Did Tango shoot a federal officer?" " No comment." "Was Cash there too?" "No comment." "What do they have?" "They got a.380 with Cash's fingerprints." "They think it's the murder weapon." "Ballistics is checking it." "They were at the scene of the crime." "No one was seen coming or going." "What else?" "The tape is ready." "What tape?" " Show us the money." " It's in the suitcase." " Open it." " It's all there." " Count it if you want to." " We want to." "Where's the stuff?" "Right here." "Direct from the police lockup." "You know, I like dealing with cops." "It restores my low opinion of human nature." "In that case, you'll love this." "Lts." "Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash, two highly-decorated officers go on trial today for slaying an undercover agent during a sting operation." "Tango and Cash insist they are victims of a setup by criminal figures aimed at taking the two cops out of action." "Expert witnesses will lead off the prosecution 's case." "Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes." "Can you make a judgment about its authenticity?" "I have no reason to believe it isn't genuine." "How did you test this tape?" "I took samples of the suspects..." "They matched." "When this is over, remind me to rip his tongue out." "With a tow truck." "When I entered the premises, I saw the two suspects, the guns the money, the drugs, the dead body." "When those guys showed up I figured it's all gone sour." "I was going to go and clear everything up when they killed him." "When this is over, let's pay Jabba the Hutt a visit." "I 'll bring the chain saw." "I'll bring the beer." "Detective Cash assaulted me." "He put a chair on me and sat on it." "I couldn't find a piano." "This bastard can speak English!" "The squarecrow can talk!" "Squarecrow?" "What do you call it?" "As the attorneys for Tango and Cash left the courtroom their mood can only be described as grim." "They face an uphill battle if not an impossible one." "Ray, somebody set you up good." "I feel we should cop a plea." "You can guarantee minimum security?" "Absolutely." "That will be the deal." "Does Cash's attorney agree?" "If he's smart, he does." "I want to talk to Cash." "I need to work on my statement for the court." "What do you want?" "First, to say I'm not fond of your kind." "What kind is that?" "You're a glory hound and a hot dog." "That stings." "Tell me when the critique is over." "It's over." " My lawyer wants me to cop a plea." " Mine, too. 18 months." "Lompoc Country Club." "The gym opens at 5 a.m. You can start pumping early." " Who set us up?" " I don't know." "I got a lot of admirers." "You?" "A few." "Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together." "You mean that your lawyer wanted you to make a deal but you didn't want to leave this glory hound holding the bag, right?" " Right." " What a generous guy!" " I'll make the statement." " I will." "No way." "You'll screw it up." "When's your birthday?" "When were you born?" " Why?" " Day and month." " You want to do my horoscope?" " Just give me the month." " May." " February." "I got seniority." "I'll make the statement." "August 16." "I read your records." "That's when you were hatched." "August 16." "I got seniority." "All rise." "The court is now in session." "The Honorable Judge McCormack presiding." "Be seated." "Your Honor." "The defendants wish to change their plea." "Order!" "Very well, counselor." "What is the plea?" "Your Honor, may I approach the bench?" "Proceed, Mr. Tango." "It's okay." "Your Honor, I've been a policeman for 12 years." "I think it's the best organization in the country." "I've been told I'm too aggressive in capturing criminals." "If that is a sin I'm guilty." "I've always worked with good cops." "You are." "They're doing a tough job." "I only hope that with this trial, the whole department is not judged by what has transpired." "Thank you." "Not bad." "Have you anything to add, Mr. Cash?" " Yeah." " No!" "Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently." "I wish I could be as forgiving." "But I can't, because this whole thing fucking sucks!" "This is a pile of shit!" "Your Honor!" "Order!" "Order!" "Be seated, Mr. Cash." "Your Honor, the defendants wish to plead no contest to a charge of voluntary manslaughter." "This is part of an agreement?" "Yes." "The state recommends a sentence of not more than 18 months in a minimum-security facility." "Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you enter this plea of your own free will?" "Yes, sir." "The agreement is acceptable to the court." "The defense and the state will deliver the proper documentation." "Court is adjourned." "Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars you needn't be afraid anymore." "What's wrong, gentlemen?" "You don't share my enthusiasm." "Mr. Perret, I am sorry but I cannot appreciate these games you keep playing." "Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret but what happens in 18 months when they get out?" "Use your imagination." "What makes you think they'll ever get out again?" "Now go take care of your business." "I got a feeling this is going to be a great year." "Ever hear of shock absorbers?" "Welcome to Club Fed." "What a vacation!" "End of the line." "Get out." "You, this way!" "What do you have to say now, genius?" "I don't think there's a golf course here." "Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys." "This is a mistake, right?" "My underwear is riding into my throat." "They're not there?" "!" "They were on the bus!" "I'm trying to trace them." "They were transferred off the bus near Victorville." "We got to find them." "Your underwear problem is solved." "I noticed." "You can stop holding in your stomach." "Come on!" "Somebody bribed the prison board!" "That's why we're here!" "They're as crooked as everybody else in this deal." "I'll tell you one thing." "Whoever set us up is fucking connected." "Do you think it's Quan?" "Thanks." "No, wait!" "I got it!" "It's Lopez!" "Lopez!" "Follow me through here." "Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me and claim that Quan hired him." "He feeds me bogus information about the setup." "Lopez figures, no matter what, I'll think it was Quan." "All the time it's Lopez, and now I know it." "What do you think?" "That with your I.Q., you're unarmed and still very dangerous." "If you're so smart, tell me who set us up, Sherlock Holmes." " I don't know yet." " You don't know shit!" "What are you doing?" "Relax." "Soap." "Don't flatter yourself." "Peewee." "I don't know you that well." "Don't worry." "Someday the other one will drop." "You just keep talking, tripod!" "Sure, Minnie Mouse!" "By the way I bet they stick us in the general population." "They don't put cops in general population." "Never put cops in general population, huh?" "Cash, I'll light your fucking bowels!" "I'll stick brown sugar up your ass!" "Shit, I put half these guys away." "Tango, you're going to be my bitch!" "I'll kick your fucking ass!" "You know what I hate?" " Litter." " Goddamn it!" "I forgot the marshmallows." "I don't think rehabilitation is working here." "They're just misunderstood." "Cops!" "Bring them to me!" "Bring them to me!" "Cops!" "Cops!" "Bring them here!" "Come here!" "I want to talk to you." "Hey, punk!" "When I get out of here, I'll tear you a new ass." "You know Captain Dynaball here?" "I loved you in Conan the Barbarian." "If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood." "You fucking pig!" "It's over for you!" "You're going to be very popular here." "Funny, I don't see your fan club, either." "That crapper is mine!" "And what am I supposed to use?" "I don't give a shit!" "Just don't use that." "Okay, bud." "We're going to get one thing straight right now." "That is yours!" "Would you mind stopping that?" "Thank you." "I appreciate it." "I'm not afraid of you." "See that?" "I killed him." "Congratulations." "He was my best friend." "Crazy people fear no one." "Look at that!" "Sugar is up." "I cannot believe this!" "Let's dance, Tango!" "Come on, Cash!" "Get the bag on him!" "Kill him!" "Kill the fucker!" "You're dead meat, Tango!" "They got you?" "What's it look like?" "Let me guess." "The welcoming committee." "Either that or a surprise party." "Don't make a move." "We'll talk our way out." "I doubt they're into small talk." "If we panic, we're history." "The infamous Cash and Tango." "Dishonored, imprisoned." "A shameful fall from glory!" "Who are you?" "Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you much." "The surprise party is out." "Shit!" "That's the guy I followed to the setup." "Don't panic." "Tarty Tango!" "You're a pretty boy, aren't you?" "I'm panicking." "How would you like me to change it for you?" " I wouldn't." " How about you?" "Maybe you first." "Don't panic." "I'll cut your throat, yank your tongue out the hole and tie it in a Windsor knot." " I don't wear ties." " Brave boy!" "You want to cut my throat?" "!" "Go ahead!" "You want to cut off my head?" "You can bowl with it!" "Just don't let him do it!" "I don't want to get killed by this limey jerk-off!" "I want to get killed by an American jerk-off!" "You wanker!" "Put it away for now." "Just for now." "Some of your other friends want to say hello first." "What are you doing?" " Buying time." " For what?" "I don't know yet." "Shit, it's Conan." " We'll get FUBAR now." " What's FUBAR?" "You'll see." "Real bad-ass cops!" "You don't look so tough now." "Do you, you fuck?" "!" "He means you." "This pig and his cop friends broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw." "You broke that jaw?" "He deserved it." "Why did you do that?" "Why?" "I was having a bad day!" "Like now?" "Don't panic!" "Don't panic!" "Rats in a maze men in a cage." "Place your bets!" "Which bloke survives?" "Who's brave?" "Who fries first?" "Cook, you bastard!" "Tango, you got any family?" "Yeah." "You?" "I go steady with an alimony check." "First, Mr. Cash." "No, don't do it." "Cash!" "It's alright, man" "Fuck you." "Son of a bitch!" "Cash!" "Cash!" "Fuck you" "Tango?" "Fry, Tango" "Get them the hell down!" "Off the scaffold!" "Lock this place down!" "Shit!" "You fight this one." "I'm burned out." "You look like hell, Cash." "Matt, is it really you?" "It is." "Am I glad to see you!" "My arm." " Who's he?" " Matt Sokowski, assistant warden." "My C.O. When I was a rookie." "You guys are in deep shit." "Really?" "Who set you up?" "I think we just met him." "If this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he shoot us?" "Why play this game?" "He has a boring nightlife." " How'd he get in?" " Anything can happen here." "All you need is cash." "We have the best guards money can buy." "You got the bucks, you get what you need." "Once you're back in general population, they'll nail you." "You got only one choice:" "Escape." "Escape?" "I'll get a spoon and start tunneling and you can chew through the bars." "This is bullshit!" "What's with him?" "He's upset." "He misses his wardrobe." "What do we do?" "Listen, I got a plan worked out." "We trust him?" "We've known each other 15 years." " We trusted our lawyers." " And the judge." "And that got us nowhere." "Now trust me." "Now that is a risky proposition." "I got a present for you." "You're unbelievable!" "I do miss my wardrobe." "This is the ventilation system." "Enter it from the utility shaft in the yard." "This main ventilation shaft leads beyond the wall." "I can shut down one fan and leave this door unlocked." "I'll get you the right work detail and leave tools at the shaft." "This way looks faster." " No, it's longer." " Let's stick to plan A." "Let's get you to the infirmary." "Why your plan A?" "It's better than your plan B, which you don't even have." "Not yet, but I will." "My partner in pain." "Sokowski got us trash detail." "Let's go." "Whoopee!" "Race you to the dumpster." "It's set for now." "Come on." "Negative." "I'm not going." "Did you have a brain meltdown?" "Look, I have an aversion to getting FUBAR." " What's FUBAR?" " "Fucked up beyond all recognition."" "I don't trust Sokowski!" "He's a cop, for Chrissake!" "What's this?" "My fiancée, Slinky." "Up, Slinky." "Let's see how business is." "You are one mistrustful, maladjusted human fucking being!" "I love you, too." "I'm not coming back for you." "You're making a big mistake." "You don't have to." "Hope you make it, Cash." "Let's go, you're late!" "I hope you and Cousin It are very happy together and raise a beautiful litter." "Ciao." "Ciao." "You're half an hour late, asshole!" "I'm doing my best, boss." "Matt!" "There he is!" "Let's go!" "Out of my way!" " What are you doing here?" " I got lonely." "I can't hold it all day!" "Shit!" "Come on, Cash!" "This way!" "Move it!" "Your friend Matt waltzed you into a trap!" "How could you be so stupid?" "Matt's dead." "They cut his throat ear to ear." "Ponytail!" "This is the way." "You'll like this." "It's the best ride in the park." "This way!" " Know where you're going?" " Absolutely." " Sure you know where you're going?" " Yes, exactly!" "Then get your ass up there!" "Come on!" " This is the only way?" " No." "We can go back." "Let's go!" "This way!" " You sure this is the way?" " Exactly!" "Let's go!" "Sector 4!" "Don't touch those wires." "Thanks." " Know what?" " What?" "I 'm real tired of electricity." "Nag, nag, nag!" " Now what?" " No problem." "Slide down those wires and we're home free." "That's your plan?" "We'll fry." "You know anything about electricity?" "If you only touch one wire and don't touch the ground, you're safe." "Right?" "I don't know." "Me either." "I owe you from back there." "So you can go first." " You'd still owe me." " I knew you'd say that." "If I don't make it, will you even try?" "Depends how close you get." "What's wrong?" "Come on, dog!" "Come on, dog!" "Heel!" "Move it!" "Come on, Tango!" "Come on!" "Speak, doggy!" "That was fun." "Jesus Christ!" "What did you do, stop for coffee and Danish?" "I hate Danish." "We have to get out of here." " Nice doing time with you." " Especially in the shower." "If it gets too hot in the streets go to the Cleopatra Club." "Ask for Catherine." " She'll know where I am." " Got it!" "I really do owe you one." "Quan and Lopez on line one." "Put them on." "Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape." "Mr. Perret this is most disturbing." "We are being threatened by two maniacs." "I think we must take some action." "There you go thinking again." "That'll be the cause of your downfall." "Try to control your fear." "These men are convicted killers and fugitives." "They won't last long on the outside." "Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police." "I insist..." "Don't insist!" "Insistent people make me angry." "Everything is under control." "Cover your tracks." "You're beautiful!" "Hope they're all right." "Attention, commencing live fire test." "Owen." "I knew you'd come here." "How'd you get out?" "I need to change clothes." "We have the same taste in clothes." "Do you need a special weapon?" "I need a big gun." "Are those big enough?" "Perfect." "I always knew we had the same taste in weaponry." "Check out my new invention in senior citizen home protection." "Well, you know, the gun boots are great." "See you, buddy." "Knock, knock." "From the look of your diet, you're not counting calories." "Too busy counting the money you got for setting us up?" "!" "I didn't set you up." "Am I judging you unfairly?" "Hell, yes!" "I had nothing to do with it!" "Nothing to do with it?" "Can we be frank?" "You're looking anemic." "You need... a little iron in your diet." "You switched those weapons and planted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?" "They paid me." "Who?" "I don't know." "You FBI guys are brainy." "Think, think!" "An Englishman with red hair." "And a ponytail." ""You're going down for this."" "Remember those lyrics?" "But you're going down." "It doesn't matter." "They want me dead." "My life isn't worth shit." "That's true." "But I need you anyway." "Take me in!" "I'll tell them all I know!" "We'll help each other." "I hope you got paid well, Wyler." "Want to split it?" "Who are you?" "!" "Why are you here?" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Excuse me!" "Who hired you?" "Lucky it's soundproof." "Nobody will hear me beating the truth out of you." "You've got all my greatest hits." "And Tango's." "You put together a nice compilation." "He said he'd kill me." " Who?" " He didn't say." "I swear!" "And you got to authenticate your own work." "I am the foremost expert." "Not for long if you keep using this junky equipment." "It's state-of-the-art equipment." "What do you want to know?" "!" " How were you contacted?" " By phone." " How'd he get the tape?" " By mail." "I forgot the address." "But I recorded the conversation." " I can play it for you." " Great!" "Captain Schroeder, please." "He has to be there." "Would you check?" "Tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town." "$5 cover charge." " Catherine here?" " Who?" "Don't know her." "Catherine here tonight?" "We have lots of Catherines." "Joe!" "Sticks!" " Where's my beer?" " You're distracting me." "Be right up." "Cover that exit." "Come with me." "What do you think you're doing?" "Hold it." " Kiki, nice work." " Wait." "I'm Catherine." "Only one person calls me that." "Ray Tango said you could help me find him." "I haven't seen Ray lately." "There's a police convention out there." "Is there someplace else we can talk?" "Is he okay?" "Not if I don't get out of here." "Through the alley." "They'll cover it." "Any other ideas?" "Hey, Elvis!" "What size are you?" "Hold it." "Let's have a look." "Something wrong?" "Let's go, Lynn!" "Hey, Red." "Aerobics instructor?" "Get your hands off my property." "Any chance of a three-way?" "Dykes on bikes." "So you knew who I was all along." "You and Ray have gotten lots of press lately." "I bet." "We were set up good!" "I know." "Ray couldn't have done all the things he's accused of." "You I'm not so sure about." "God, how did this happen?" "Sliding off a high-tension wire into pine trees at 40 mph tends to slip a disk or two." "Maybe we can slip it back in." " How's that?" " Are you kidding?" "Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be fine." "What's the story with you and Ray?" "What do you mean?" "You know." "Do you love him?" "Hate him?" "None of the above?" "I love him." "You do?" "Of course." "He loves me, too." "He just has a funny way of showing it." "You guys see a lot of each other?" "He comes and goes as he pleases." "That's insensitive." "But I live my own life." "Good for you." "Lower." "Kiki?" "Lower?" "Harder." "I'll move it around real slow." " Don't stop." " I can do this all night." "Prove it." "Faster." "More?" " Deeper." " My God!" " I can feel it going in!" " Harder!" "It's almost in!" "God!" "It's all the way in!" "Hey, sleazebag!" "Captain?" "Do you screen all your guests?" "Sorry." "Freeze!" "Drop the duck!" "Tango?" "Great police work!" "Way to stay on top of it, Cash!" " What are you doing?" " Nice to see you too." "You almost nailed your captain." "At least I saw him!" "What were you doing in there?" "I was getting ready to make my move." " Your girlfriend?" " My sister!" "My what?" "My sister." "That's great!" "I don't mean that." "I know it looks bad." "I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life." "But I'll hammer you into the lawn." "Don't you know how to use a doorbell?" "Just stick out your finger and push." "Isn't this 125 Orange Grove Street?" "It's my place." "I have some rights in my own place!" "It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here." "I pay rent!" " It's late." " Check your mail!" "In Tango's defense, he has been in prison." "Excuse me, my pantyhose are riding into the unknown." "Way up in the unknown." "Tell me one thing, seriously." "What were you doing on the couch with Queen-for-a-Day?" "None of your business." "Catherine..." "She got the brains and the looks." "How do you figure it?" "I don't." "Smoke?" "All right, that's it!" "Are you running us in?" "No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for 24 hours." "The feds are on the case!" "Slip into something a little more butch." "Get rid of Daffy Duck and clear your names." "Already started." "What's that?" "This tape will clear our names." "Compliments of the forger." "Skinner?" "Yeah." "So what have you got?" "A quarter to four." "Start here." "We ID'd that creep from the warehouse." "Ponytail?" "His name's Requin." "Look him up." "The address is right there." "You got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up." " When's the clock start?" " 5 minutes ago." "Honestly what did you do with the Elephant Man?" "Please." "Come in the house." "Change clothes." "You'll make a very ugly bride someday." "Are you proposing?" " Blue one's nice." " Blue it is!" "Sorry about my behavior tonight." "I want you to be okay." "I'm okay." "I can't believe it." "How did you get out of prison?" "Cash had a friend on the inside." "Sorry, I had nowhere to go but here." "Where else are you supposed to go?" " The North Pole?" " Seriously, what will you do?" "Maybe you should turn yourself in." "Talk to the press." " How's the career at the club?" " That's great!" "You're being hunted and you worry about my dancing?" "I'm not worried." "If you need a little extra cash, I can buy you a bond or something." "It's seven and a quarter yield." "Big money." "You help too much." "No, I don't." "I work so much, I don't get a chance to see you." "Don't feel guilty." "I love you." "Put her there." "Push 'em back, way back!" "I've got to go." "I can't put you in jeopardy." "What?" "I have filth and scum to deal with." "I'm here!" "See?" "Let's go." "See you." " Mind if I talk to her?" " No." "I want to say I had a wonderful time until Captain Fantastic leaped in and smashed through your door." "When this is straightened out, could we get together again?" "Yeah, that would be nice." "We could go to the ballpark..." "Can I talk to you?" "I don't think my sister is your type." "Easy, mate." "Come on." "I expected you." "Ponytails are out this season." "How are you, Cash?" "Getting better by the second." " Party on the roof." " Can I invite Mr. Potato Head?" "Wouldn't be a party without him!" "Plan A." "Fun party!" "Thanks." "Requin, it's a hell of a view!" "Who pulls your strings?" "!" "Piss off!" "Bollocks to plan A!" "I like this." "The view's great up here!" "What'd he say?" "Plan A's a loser." "Hold on." "Give me a name, Death Breath, or you'll end up in a baggie!" "Up yours, asshole!" "You ain't worth a toss." "Drop me." "Do it!" "Plan A's a loser." "Big time!" "Go to plan B." "You got one?" "Hiroshima." "Ring a bell?" "Can we talk?" "Not now, I'm busy." "Just a second, please" "Seriously, you're getting a little radical?" "What?" "Blowing a man's head off with a hand grenade is a touch much." "You got your way, I got mine." "I'm glad you don't want to talk." "He'll talk if I shoot him in the leg." "I want all of him!" "Maybe he doesn't know anything." " I don't care!" " What?" "You're a cop!" "I was a cop!" "But we're on the run because of this dirtbag!" "It's payback!" "That's enough!" "I heard about you." "You're a Section 8." "I didn't believe that weird bullshit but you're for real!" "If you don't want to get sticky, get back Jack." "You got it, sicko." "You blew it, pal." "He's out of control and I can't stop him." "I'm not going down for this." "I'm gone!" "So long!" "You got my vote for Psycho Hall of Fame, asshole!" "You really do look like shit in a ponytail." "No." "I'm sorry." "Bye-bye, birdy." "Bye, baby!" "I don't want to hear it." "Perret!" "You want Yves Perret!" "Who's he?" "The bloke with me in prison." " Where's he now?" " The desert." "Ryko Airfield." "Think it's true?" "It's not raining and he's in a puddle." "Disgusting." "You fell for the oldest routine in the book." "Bad cop..." "Worse cop!" "You sleep with my sister?" "Unbelievable!" "Did you two bump uglies?" "I was so drunk, I don't remember." "Come on, worse cop, we're late." "My contribution to birth control." "Bloody hell!" "Bloody dud." " What about my sister?" " It's a free country." " Meaning?" " Everyone is free." "And your sister is very free." "I'll kill you." "Ok, what's happening?" "Oh, my God!" "Double-armored, bulletproof glazing." "120mm cannon on the driver's side." "Transfer case has torque splitting." "It'll see 60 in 51/2 seconds and pull high-tens in the quarter." "What is that?" "That is an RV from hell." "Care to join me?" " So?" " I'm impressed." " Very impressed?" " Very." "Does he have gray matter, or what?" "Owen, gone!" "Home run!" "This will go through a brick wall." " We are in business." " That we are." "Do you know the firepower we've got here?" "This is a violent work of art!" "Who holds the pink slip?" "Satan?" "Take a look inside." "Didn't he invent your bazooka boots?" "Owen has milliseconds of genius." "What's this?" "Ultra-booster." "It's nitrous oxide." "Meaning?" "Who cares?" "We'll take it." "No, you can't It's one of a kind, a prototype." "Trust us." "We won't even scratch it." "We're fully insured." "Fully?" "Run Perret through the computer." "Okay." "I'll see what I can dig up." "Is Owen family?" "Maybe." "Ryko Airfield was abandoned by the Air Force 10 years ago." "It's in private hands now." "There's construction but the main building is a mile from the perimeter." "Thanks, Owen." "Looks quiet." "This is insane." "Very insane." "Things are about to get bloody." "They could." "If one of us doesn't make it, I want you to know that you're the best cop I've worked with." "I want you to know something, Ray." "If you don't make it back and I do I will date your sister." "I got nothing against you." "I don't want Catherine to get that 2 a.m. Phone call saying something's happened to you." "I don't want her to live like that." "Nothing will happen to me." "I'm charmed." "I'll tell you what." "I'll stay away until you give me your blessing." "Fair enough?" "In that case never." "Thought so." "Time to work." "Something's on the computer." "The information on Perret." " We're at the location." " And a very serious gate." " Is this place fortified?" " Don't know." "Use extreme caution." "Listen to him." "Yes, Mommy." "My God!" "Real subtle!" "We're in!" "Let's get out!" "Come on." "It looks like we're in a goddamn pit!" "Come on!" "To the right!" "Left!" "I'm going for it!" "Real subtle!" "Where'd you learn to drive?" "Stevie Wonder." " We're on fire!" " We're cooking now!" " It's a dead end!" " We're in a goddamn maze!" "We're blocked!" "He's playing with us!" "Shit!" "Come on!" "Get the sons of bitches!" " Do you want the good news or bad news?" " The bad." "We're almost out of gas." "The good?" "We're almost out of gas." "He must own a used car-Iot." "Take them!" "All right!" "That's the last of them!" "Home team!" " Behind you!" " What is that?" "!" "Not the Welcome Wagon!" "Bail!" "What's that noise?" "Don't worry." "A few speed bumps!" "Let's get out of here!" "I need a gun!" "Are you holding out on me?" "Why is yours bigger than mine?" "Genetics, peewee." "Why aren 't you guys talking to me anymore?" "Say something." "Perret has to be in there." "It's the only building left standing." "Any chance he'll surrender?" "Not likely." "Remember use extreme caution." "Ciao." "Nice collection." "Toys for tots." "No more owes-ies." "We're even." " Why?" " I just saved your life." "We'll discuss it later." "Let them come." "We are ready." "Bombs for tots." "Facility destruct sequence now engaged." "Somebody activated a bomb." "Wonder who." " How do we stop it?" " We don't." "We get Perret." "Get me a toy, too." "We only got 11 minutes." "The Raiders had 3 touchdowns in 11 minutes." "But they had 3 time-outs." "Clip." "Look out!" "You okay, Cash?" " Clean exit." " You're lucky." "I've been shot before." "Never felt lucky about it." "Stop complaining." " Right side." " Got it." " Some hobby!" " We got our own TV show." "Let's get out." "Not yet." "Game's just starting." "Over here." "Let her go!" "All right, Requin." "You want me?" "You got me." "I got you both now." "Two for the price of one." "Pretty boy's trying to get the drop on me." "Drop your fucking gun or I'll drop sister here!" "Drop your gun, Cash." "I can take him." "Drop your goddamn gun!" "I drop it and we're both dead and you know it." "If you don't drop it, we all go up." "Recognize plan B?" "She fancies me." "Might even lose her head over me." "Know what I mean?" "You don't know my mate here." "He's looking forward to kicking your brains in." "Ain't you?" "Well, pretty boy I'd like you to watch me pleasure your sister slow and easy." "But I only got a few minutes to carve you up!" "We never talked about plan C, asshole." "FUBAR." "Big time." "Find Catherine." "When the Great Scorer comes to write against your name, He'll mark not that you won or lost but how you played the game." "What bullshit!" "This game has cost me!" "I'll blow him into the ozone." "Know which one?" "I do." "I leave you with this thought." "All you need is a gun." "Got it." "So do I." "Let's take him alive." "Kneecaps." "One..." " My sights are off." " Mine too." "Cash, get the door!" "Hurry up!" " She all right?" " Yeah." "How'd you know who to shoot?" "The ring." "No, the monogram." "It was reversed." " What about the ring?" " On the wrong hand." "Are we clever or what?" "Let's blow this place." "20 seconds, Cash." "There's a lot more pollution in the sky tonight and it's called Perret." "Kiki, are you okay?" "I'm okay, I'm just worried about you." "Thanks." "I'll lose my arm because I saved him." "Catherine, it's a scratch." "Cash, you got sloppy and stumbled." "Sloppy?" "I took that hit for you!" "After all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful." "For me?" "This is no time to argue." "He can't accept that he's the number two cop." "He can't handle it." "Dream on." "You got your version, I got the truth." "Admit that you guys work well together." "No matter what you say, Ray I've at least earned the right to date your sister." "Over my dead body." "Deal."

"There are some things|in this world so frightening, that we pretend|they don't exist." "Stuff of nightmares." "We tell ourselves," ""There's no such thing."" "But the truth is, they're out there even closer than we fear." "Silver bullets." "Nice touch." "So, caretaker." "Looks like you're out of a job." "You and your people have been defending|these pathetic creatures for a long time." "But it'll all be over soon enough." "We'll attack each of these camps and destroy them." "And this disgrace to our true nature|will be over forever." "So, what was on the tape?" "You'll never find the boy|in time." "No." "It can't be." "It's already begun." "The legend is true." "Where's the boy?" "Tell me!" "Not in this lifetime." "Hurry." "Gather your men." "We have four days till full moon." "Take this to Varek." "He goes north." "Tell him there's no time to lose." "You find this boy|or it's the end of us." "You can see for yourself." "The boy is safe." "But with the red moon, we should be ready for anything." "Just to make sure." "And you be careful." "The red moon's powers|will be very strong." "And you'll have to lock down|till this is over." "I gotta go." "Good luck." "Stay sharp." "He's gonna make it." "We all are." "This isn't a dream anymore." "Four more days." "Well, that's the good news." "Bad news is now you all|gotta spend the night downstairs." "It's probably just a fuse." "I'll be right back." "Ralph?" "Ralph?" "Oh, my God." "Tell me when, Varek, and they're all dead." "So it's true?" "The boy's alive." "Where is he?" "Don't hurt him!" "That's not what I want." "If you cooperate with us, then you will be spared,|along with your husband." "If you choose otherwise, then you will be forced|to watch him suffer in agony, allowing you one last|" "look at the life that you elected to end." "Do you understand?" "Good." "Now... where's the child?" "We don't know." "We never have." "She's lyin'." "They gotta know, Varek." "You think we hadn't thought|of something like this?" "Of someone like you?" "You think you're a martyr." "You might as well|be holding the blade." "No!" "No!" "No!" "That's it?" "You believe her?" "It doesn't make any sense.|" "It's not possible, Varek." "It makes perfect sense." "They can't tell us|what they don't know, no matter what we do to them." "It's foolproof." "They're dying for some kid|they've never even seen?" "They have faith." "It's all they need." "Think of something.|" "This kid is out there." "I'd rather die than|go back to that." "We'll find the child." "There is no alternative." "We'll find him, Sonja." "You can't even see the kid's face." "So that's how they did it." "Boosted morale|without risking a thing." "We're wasting our time, Varek." "We only have four more nights|to find this kid." "Zo." "Wait." "You see that?" " What?" "|" " Right there." "Look at the mirror." "Huguenot." "Come on, baby, breathe." "Please, just breathe." "Will, he can't breathe." "I gave him his shot this morning.|" "I don't understand." "His inhaler doesn't help!" "He just keeps getting|worse and worse." "Rachel." "It's gonna be okay." "Tim, I want you to breathe deep and don't move." "Come on, sweetie." "Thank you." "Man, this stuff smells like crap." "Yeah." "Hey, baby." "You okay?" "You want to see something freaky?" "Isn't that awesome?" "Did you have another bad dream?" "No, I'm fine." "Oh, come here, you." "Let's snuggle." "I love you, Mom." "I love you, too, baby." "Everything all right?" "I was worried when|you weren't there this morning." "Tim had another attack." "A bad one." "He's all right now.|" "He's sleeping." "So is Rachel." "She was up|most of the night." "The, um..." "The moon...is|getting very powerful." "This may get worse." "Well, thank God for you, Will." "You've always been there for us." "I don't know what we'd|do without you." "It's all in a day's work." "Hey." "Tim looks well." "Yeah." "He gets sick|and he gets better." "It's his whole life." "He comforts me." "Jonas." "What's wrong, Rachel?" "There's something|" "I have to tell you." "It's time for me and Tim to leave." "We have to." "I have to learn to be a mother." "A good mother." "Figure out what I want to do|with the rest of my life." "You guys have raised Tim.|" "I haven't." "I'm so goddamned dependent|on everyone here." "I have to learn to stand|on my own two feet." "He's been dead|over 13 years now, Jonas." "What progress have I made?" "His ghost is all around me, every time I look|at you, Nana, Katherine." "I still see him." "Come on, Rachel.|" "Don't fool yourself." "My brother's ghost is gonna be|with you wherever you go." "So you need to be strong despite that." "He'd want you to." "I'm sorry, Jonas." "I've already made my decision." "Hey, Doak!" "Okay." "What up, dog?" "You know.|" "Gotta give 'em what they want." "What's that, D?" "I don't know." "Let me see|what I got in here." " Uh, oh." "New DVD.|" " Yes!" " Morning.|" " Morning." " Good morning, Rachel.|" " Hi, Mom." "What's everyone doing here?" "|" "Did I miss something?" " Mail.|" " Muffins." "Oh, you're forgetting your nametag." " Oh, shoot.|" " Here." "Thanks, Nana." "Come on, Kat." "Let's go hang." "Totally." "Be cool, fool." "Ooh!" "Aw, shoot." "This piece of track keeps catching." "Uh, when did we start|wielding blades?" "Oh, a few days ago." "What?" "Mom gave it to me." " All right.|" " She was saving it for my birthday." "I caught her trying|to hide it in her jewelry box." " So I got it early.|" " Nice." "Let me see that." "Oh, sure." "It looks so, uh, used." "It was my dad's." "Hey, look what|the cat dragged in." " Hey, Adam.|" " Baby." "Hey, babe." "How you feelin', big guy?" "I'm hungry." "All right." "He said it." "Let's go get some breakfast." " Easy.|" " Why does he have to do that?" "Hey." "Heard you had|a bit of a scare last night." "How do you feel?" "Huge." "Check that out." "Check this out." "Thanks, Uncle Jonas." "Early birthday present." "Wow, Dad. is that a smile?" "Adam taking care of you?" "Come on." "How about that moon last night?" "It was pretty wild, huh?" "Shoot. I'm late." "So, you'll drop Timmy at the store?" "We'll be there." "Wave to Courtney." "Hey, Adam!" "Rachel!" "How's Tim?" "All better?" "He's fine." "Thanks." "Good news." "Tim had an attack last night." "Last night." "We can't even sneeze in this town without anyone knowing our business." "Isn't that weird?" "I mean, it's not normal. lt's not." "We're not here right now." "Leave a message and we'll|get right back to you." "Thanks." "Hey, guys, it's me." "Where are you?" "I thought you'd be here by now." "It's getting late." "Um..." "Where are you?" "Nana?" "Do you think the moon|will be red again tonight?" "Yeah, maybe." "Really?" "|" "What makes it red?" "It's getting late.|" "Let's just get you to the store." "Nana?" "Come on." "All we want is the boy." "Did you hear guns?" "Nana, stay down!" "I'll explain later." "Right now,|" "learn how to load a gun." "Adam, what are you doing?" "We need to move now." "Timothy!" "Quick!" "Get down!" "Dad!" "Head straight for the saddle shop." "Stay there until I come for you." "I'm not leaving you, Nana." "Do as I say." "Go!" "Go!" "Get the boy!" "Mom!" "Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "Don't move until I tell you." "Now we need to get to my garage." "Trust me." "Adam." "They're on us." "Where's Jonas?" "Go." "Let's move!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on." "Give me your hand." "Give me your hand, Rachel." "Come on!" "Adam, get her in the truck!" "Give me your hand!" "Mom!" "Get out of here!" "I can't believe..." "Anyone else hit?" "Get the bandages." "Okay." "Wait, let me see this." "Put some pressure.|" "Put pressure." "Nana!" "It's Nana!" "How did they find us,|" "Jonas?" "How?" "What the hell is happening?" "They want Timothy." "What are you talking about?" "They want to kill him, Rachel." "And they're not gonna|stop until he's dead." "Why would anyone want|to kill Tim?" "He's just a boy." "In three days, on a full moon, something's gonna|happen to Timothy." "Something they can't allow." "I'll find them." "You know that." "You're not making any sense." "We're cursed." "We kept you in the dark|all these years because it was the best way|to prevent them from finding Timothy...ever." "And we kept him safe, Rachel." "For 13 years, we kept him safe." "Don't." "We call ourselves Skinwalkers." "I don't understand." "You would call us werewolves." "Who were they?" "Skinwalkers." "But not like us." "It's really quite simple." "We want the curse to end.|" "They don't." "Why do they want me?" "'Cause you're the only one who has the power to end|the curse forever." "You're special, Timothy." "You have your mother's blood and ours." "Nana was one of us." "So was your father." "No." "That's impossible." "Not my husband." "Pull this thing over.|" "We're getting out." " Rachel, please!" "|" " Don't you get it?" "I don't believe you.|" "You're no better" "Mom!" "It's gonna be okay." "I promise." "Don't worry." "She's safe." "They're locked down." "She needs to see it to believe it." "You're not like them." "I'm just a friend." "I knew your father|when he was your age, and Jonas and I go way back." "My people have been taking|care of these people for a long time." "There's a legend, a belief, that if a child who's" "A half breed?" "Something like that." "And if he lives to be 13 years old, there's gonna be a red moon, which is a signal to all Skinwalkers that the prophecy will|be fulfilled at midnight on the day of your 13th birthday." "When they turn, the craving|for human blood is so intense, that if they break free and feed, they will become the beast forever." "The ones trying to kill me, they don't want the curse to end?" "To them, it's not a curse." "The lust and desire|to consume human blood is so overwhelming for them, it's like drugs to an addict." "The first Skinwalkers|were Native American." "They believed that the power|of the wolf was a gift, but it mutated and... many couldn't control|the lust for power, couldn't fight the beast|inside them." "What makes you think I can?" "If I live through this, what is it that I'm supposed|to be able to do exactly?" "I don't know." "Jonas." "Here you go, little girl." " Thanks, LJ.|" " Anytime." "I'll take your money.|" "How much was it, anyway?" "Come to Daddy, baby." "Keep dreaming." " Yeah.|" " Hey." "So, are we gonna play some pool?" "Let's play, baby." "Oh, yeah.|" "We're gonna play, all right." "Hey!" "Get your hands off me!" "How about two against one?" " No!" "|" " Party now." "Yeah!" "Get off me!" "Get off of me!" "Hey, sweetheart.|" "You want some of this?" "What the" "Please forgive us." "We're refueled." "I'm gonna head for the stronghold." "All right." "Hey, hey." "Hey, hey." "You know, you might even|" "like it if you try it." "Not in this lifetime." "Where the hell|are we gonna go?" "Follow the leader." "Zo." "Yeah?" "Let's get it done." "I'm the same man, Rachel." "No." "You're not." "Not to me." "You've been living like|this your whole life?" "Every month?" "What about them?" "The ones coming after us." "When they change, do they" "They hunt and they kill." "They're addicted to blood." "Once you feed, you can't go back." "Those beasts killed my husband and now they're after my son?" "How is a 13-year-old boy|gonna end all of this?" "He's special." "The nightmares, the asthma..." "Timothy..." "Timothy's body is at war with itself." "And he needs you." "We need you." "So, what now?" "How do we keep my son safe?" "Now we keep together,|and we stay out of sight." "Now there's just two more days." "We're so close, Rachel." " Hey.|" " Hey." "What is it, baby?" "Mom, I... I don't feel so good." "It's okay, baby. I'm here." "It's gonna be okay, Tim." "What happened?" "You passed out." "You'll be back|in the game in no time." "You'll be good." "So when you get the nurse I want you to do a walk around." "I don't know this place." "I don't want any surprises." "All right, I'll do it." "What is going on upstairs?" "Damn it." "Breathe." "Tim's gonna make it." "He always does." "He's stronger than|all of us put together." "Yeah." "I know that." "And I believe that." "I just... I'm sick of looking over my shoulder and not knowing who to trust." "How do you feel, young man?" "Better." " Now that you're here.|" " Tim." "It's fine. lt's cute." "Cute, huh?" "You had all the lab technicians|scratching their heads." "Let me guess." "I'm a werewolf." "Not quite." "But he does have|a very rare blood type." "Not only that,|but his white blood count was off the charts." "Uh, he gets that from me.|" "I'm AB negative." "That's not it.|" "What about his father?" "That's a tough one." "Well, we're not sure." "Okay." "You have some pretty strong blood running through you." "Adam." "We are so close." "Before we know it,|our lives are gonna be our own." "We can be|whatever we want to be." "Okay?" "We're so close." "I want to be your better half." "Well, it's long hours." "Yeah." "What's the pay?" "It's more about the benefits." "How long before|we can be on our way?" "Let me go talk to the doctor." "Don't be a stranger." "Thank you." "What?" "I'm almost 13, you know." "How is he?" "He's doing okay." "We'll be|out of here in no time." "Adam, get to the roof." "You might see something we can't." "Kat, you take the back entrance." "I'm gonna stay here." "Mom?" "I want to get out of here." "We need to leave." "I know." "Doak's gone|to find someone." "It'll be a minute." "Car accident." "Head trauma." "Let's take a look." "Jonas." "Bring the RV around now." "Excuse me." "Can you get a doctor, please?" "|" "We'd like to leave." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Mom!" "No!" "No!" "It's time to die." "No!" "Tim, get up!" "Go, Timmy, go!" "Go!" "|" "Get off!" "You okay?" "Come on, get up!" "|" "Get up, Mom!" "Come on!" "Let's go." "Come on!" "Hey!" "No!" "Get ready, Doak!" "Now!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Move, move, move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Rachel!" "No!" " lt's okay.|" "No!" "No!" "Come here." "Come on!" "In the truck!" " Take him.|" " Come on!" "Come on!" "Jonas." "Let's stop all of this brother." "Cover me, Will." "Let her go, Caleb." "Caleb?" "Don't make me do something|" "I don't want to do." "Join me." "We're one and the same." "I'm nothing like you." "I am what I was meant to be." "You live a lie." "You were wrong." "I know what you're feeling." "Trust me." "Trust you?" "You're killing|fellow human beings." "I am not human." "And I will not risk spending|the rest of my days as one." "Diseased and flawed." "We're better than that." "Let her go, Caleb." "Let her go." "I'll make you a deal." "Katherine for the boy." "My daughter for your son." "What?" "What the hell's|he talkin' about, Varek?" "No." "Screw this!" "You told me he was dead,|" "Uncle Jonas." "You all told me that." "You all lied to me." "You said he was dead!" "No!" "Mom!" "They've got her." "Oh, my God, Jonas!" "|" "They've got Kat!" "How you holdin' up, kiddo?" "I thought he was dead." "Well, you were wrong." "Now he's trying to kill my son." "His son." "We have to keep on." "She was your wife?" "It was another life." "And that was your son?" "I didn't know." "It changes nothing." "It changes everything." "That kid has to die." "You know,|" "Sonja's right, Varek." "This is screwed up.|" "That boy has to die!" "I know." "I don't care whose kid it is." "You can't hesitate." "You shut your mouth." "You question my resolve?" "That boy has no father." "And I have no son." "Jonas." "This is our best chance, Adam." "Will and I know this place.|" "It's safe." "We'll be able to wait it out here." "We can protect him here." "Tell me she isn't worth it." "Tell me she isn't worth|going back for." "Why are you doing this?" "He knows he's got|my only weakness." "That's why she's still alive, Adam." "And that's why we can't go back, because that's|what he's counting on." "They're gonna torture|her mercilessly..." "Please don't." "Well, this should be interesting." "...and you know she won't break." "Can you live with that?" "Neither can I." "It's just one more day, Adam,|and all this will be over." "Everything we believe in|" "lives in Timothy." "Everything I believe in is out there." "She's gone, Adam." "Now, if you go back,|it'll be the end of us." "Jonas." "We're as safe|as we're gonna get." "Time to lock down." "All right." "Adam, you first." "Let's go." "The red moon is gonna be|even stronger tonight." "Adam." "Adam, I want you to find|some higher ground and keep your eyes peeled." "Adam." "Get Timothy." "We're leaving now." "We're no longer safe here." "How did he become one of them?" "The night of the attack,|we thought he was dead." "But we were wrong." "Now, he must have survived|and he must have hunted, 'cause now he's one of them." "Jonas, it's Caleb." "My husband." "Your brother!" "The Caleb that you loved|died that night." "He is not dead." "How could you lie to me|all these years?" "I did it to protect you." "Now, he's taken Katherine." "You don't think|that I feel any of that?" "Do you?" "I'm not like you, Jonas." "Any of you." "Remember?" "I don't have a beast inside of me." "Well, you better find it, or your son will die." "Jonas!" "He found her." "I told you not to go.|" "Now You've led them to us." "I didn't see anyone." "Everybody in the truck." "We gotta go now." "Tim?" "You okay, baby?" "I couldn't believe|that it was him, Daddy." "He looked so different." "He..." "He wanted to know|where we were headed." "The others|wanted me dead, but he wouldn't allow it." "I guess he saved my life." "They're gonna be on our tail now." "Hopefully we can make up|some time tonight." "I'm sorry, Jonas." "I couldn't leave her." "Yeah, I know." "I love you." "It's all right.|" "It's okay." "It's okay, sweetheart." "We'll talk about it in the morning." "I'll finish with Kat." "You two get yourselves locked up." "She's gonna need some time." "I'm sorry." "I just don't remember." "It's all right." "I wish I had more for you." "It's okay." "Jonas." "We gotta get locked down." "You're gonna be okay, Katherine." "Try and relax." "We're gonna take this|one step at a time." "My head." "Daddy, something's|wrong with me." "Kat, what is it?" "Get you hands off me,|you son of a" "Will, lock her down." "Do it now." "Don't!" "Just leave me alone." "I don't know what's happening." "I can't control it." "It's impossible.|" "They left her for dead." "No!" "Will, damn it!" "He made her feed!" "Do it now!" "Lock her down!" "He gave me life." "Will?" "Will, what happened?" "Adam." "She'll kill us, and she'll kill Timothy." "It's what Varek wanted." "Baby... you have no idea|what you're missing." "God, it's so amazing." "We can feel it together." "She's gone, Adam." "She's turned." " Let me kiss you.|" " That's not Katherine anymore." "Don't make me do this." " Jonas, please.|" " She's gone, Adam." "You gotta do it!" "|" "You gotta do something!" "Jonas." "You shot me, you little prick!" "I'm sorry. lt'll be okay." "All right?" "I..." "You'll..." "Baby?" "Help me." "Please." "I don't know." "She's gone, Adam." "You gotta do something.|" "She's gone." "Adam." "She's gone." "No." "Don't." "Don't do it." "Don't, Katherine." "Kat, I love you." "I lo" "You love me, too." "All right, that's enough, baby." "That's enough." "Katherine." "Please, Katherine." "Give me that." "Please." "You were wrong, Daddy." "Timothy." "Open the door, kiddo." "Timothy, don't!" " Timothy, stay down.|" " No, Timothy." "Don't!" " Keep the door closed!" "|" " Quiet!" "Timothy." " Come on, kiddo.|" " No!" " Sit...down.|" " Timothy, come out!" "Keep the door closed, Tim." "It doesn't have to be this way." "Don't you want to feel|what I'm feeling?" "Katherine." "Think about what you're doing." "You helped raise that boy." "This is not you." "It's not you." "You have to fight it." "Kat, you have to fight it." "Give me your hand." " Give me your hand.|" " Timothy." "Open the door." "No!" "Keep the door closed!" "Uncle Jonas is trying to hurt me." "Keep driving!" "Timothy, don't." " Timothy!" "|" " Close the door!" "He's gonna die!" " Kat?" "|" " Close the door!" "Rachel, keep driving!" "Don't stop!" "Keep driving!" "Close the door, now!" "Please." "Please, stop it." "I'll miss you, Daddy." "No, don't do it." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "There it is." "We only have to make it|till midnight." "Three bodies, but there's no kid." "There's nothin' back there." "They're all gone." "They're close." "Just one more hour." "We'll be safe in here." "It has a steel door." "Lock's on the inside." " What are you thinking?" "|" " Well, I'm out there, and you're in here with Tim." "You want to go out there alone?" "I got a few tricks up my sleeve." "Let me help you, Jonas." "Now, you listen to me." "After I turn, I'm gonna be|fighting the need to feed." "We're here." "We can help you." "On anything...and anyone." "Now, I don't know|what's gonna happen." "But if I feed,|" "I'll probably lose control." "And you're not gonna|have a choice." "Kill me." "You gotta kill me." "You swear it." "Swear to it, Rachel." "You'll have no choice." "It's not for another hour,|but happy birthday, Timothy." "We just have to last until midnight." "You're gonna be okay, Tim." "Don't open the door." "Here." "Uncle Jo" "Get down." "Mom!" "We've gotta move now." "Please." "Don't hurt him." "No!" "Mom!" "Mom, wake up!" "Please!" "Mom, get up!" "Mom, wake up!" "Mom!" "Uncle Jonas is in trouble." "Uncle Jonas!" "No!" "Don't!" "Uncle Jonas." "Let's get the hell out of here." "No." "Are you okay?" "Dad?" "Dad?" "Can I help you?" "We'd like a room." "I need your names and a credit card." "It'll be cash." "Cash works." "Sorry." "My wife's a little jumpy." "Yeah, sorry." "It's just one of those nights." "So many people sacrificed|their lives for me." "And now we make sure|they didn't die in vain." "Uncle Jonas was right after all." "I do have the power|to end the curse." "It's just not going to be|as easy as they all hoped." "The power is in my blood." "I've heard... I'm here to be cured." "For some, I am salvation." "For the others... their destruction." "Subtitled By J.R. Media Services, lnc.|" "Burbank, CA"

"SLAVE TO SIN" "Hello?" "Room 104?" "No, they're not answering." "Hello?" "No, Ma'am." "Yes, Ma'am." " Good evening, Ma'am." " Bye." "Hello?" "The management?" "It's urgent?" "Just a moment, please." "Sir, Room 51 is on the line for you." "It sounds urgent." "Yes?" "Yes, Sir." "This is the manager." "Go ahead." "What?" "But, that's impossible!" "Nothing of the sort has ever happened in our hotel." "Have you searched everywhere?" "Yes, of course." "Immediately." " Well?" " See me later, something has come up." " Very good, Sir." " Commendatore." " Good evening." "Bon soir, Madame." "Monsieur." " Thank you for coming so quickly." " Please, tell me what happened." "It's about a strange theft that we discovered this evening." " Why strange?" " Because the thief could have stolen a lot of money and jewelry, but instead decided to steal an object of little value." " This is why..." " Miss." "Darling, I was just telling the manager that the stolen object is of little value." " Yes, but it means so much to me and I I'd like to find it." " But, what is it?" "It's a small silver piece on a chain, I always wear it around my neck." "This morning I placed it in the jewelry box with everything else." "And this evening we discovered that it had gone missing." " And where was the jewelry box?" " Inside a draw in the wardrobe." " Under lock and key?" " No." " It was unlocked, are you quite sure?" "Yes, but nothing had been disturbed." "Neither the jewelry or the money had been touched." " Is this piece a medallion, of some sort?" " Yes, exactly, a medallion." "But it's diamond-shaped, not round." "It shows my portrait as a child." "Here, in this photograph you can see it quite well." "We just can't understand what possessed the thief to steal it." "For my wife its value is purely sentimental." " Was it a gift?" " Yes, I believe so." "I've had it since I can remember." "But I've no idea who gave it to me." "My parents couldn't tell me, either." "Today, when you returned to the hotel, had the theft already been committed?" "I don't think so." "I replaced my pearl necklace and bracelets in the jewelry box." " If something was missing, I'd have noticed." " May I see this jewelry box?" " Please..." " Of course, it's in the wardrobe." "Here." "At around 5 o'clock I took tea up to the gentlemen in Room 51 and at around 6:30 I went back to collect the tray." " Who was looking after that room?" " Not me, I deal with the first floor." "Me, Sir." "I had taken the bed linen up to the lady, who had asked for it to be ironed." " And where was the lady?" " She was having a bath she called me because she needed some help getting dry." "Very well, get out of here!" "Go on, all of you!" "Out!" "Well!" " Excuse me." " Come in, please." "What is it?" " I wanted to tell you something." " Very well, what are you waiting for?" "Sir, is this the medallion you were searching for?" "Why yes, the very same!" "Finally!" "Where did you find it?" " In one of the small rooms in the attic." " Which room?" "You know, the one at the end of the hallway near the water containers?" "We went up there to clean the furniture because of the damp." "And while we were closing the camp bed, this fell out onto the ground." " It must have been between the mattress and the frame." " Who sleeps in that room?" "Well, up until this morning it was Miss Gualtieri, but I don't know..." "The cloakroom attendant?" "But, this is absurd!" "Miss Gualtieri has been with us for a long time." "No, it's not possible." " Send me Miss Gualtieri." " Yes, Sir." " Excuse me." " Come in, come in." "Do you recognise this object?" "No." "It was found in your room, under the mattress that you have been sleeping on." "How can you explain this?" " I don't know anything." " Well, this medallion can't have got there by itself." "So, someone must have moved it." "Come, don't waste my time." "Tell my why you took it." "I don't know anything." "I can't tell you anything..." "If this is how you're going to be, things will be much worse for you!" "Given your age and your good record, I'd be willing to help you." "One moment of weakness, one error..." "We could have sorted things out." "But if you continue to insist on this absurd stance, what can I do?" "Come on, tell me what happened." "I ask you for the last time." "I don't know anything." "You still deny it?" "very well, you brought this on yourself." "Miss, get me the police station." "No!" "For the love of God, don't call the police!" "Just a moment." " I'll talk!" " Never mind, I'll call you later." "I'll tell you everything you want, I'll confess everything!" "But, not the police!" "I have such terrible memories." "Have mercy on me, this is all I ask!" "Very well, but please calm down." "Sit down, please..." "There is no need to get so worked up." "Life isn't always easy, I know, but we must deal with it." "So, let us sort this out peacefully." " If you would like to tell me..." " Yes, I'll tell you everything." "But I don't want you to know of that which I'm about to tell you." "It's a secret, a terrible secret." "I've kept it closed inside myself for my entire life." "I would have rather died than tell anyone." "But now, I cannot stay silent, I have to tell you." "But when I have told you, you will see that it is not for you to know." "We must go back in time, far back in time..." "Many years ago." "That medallion was around the neck of a lovely little girl." "Well done!" "It's quite okay, Miss." "Do you like it?" "Here, you try." "Want to try it?" "One, we light it..." "Two, we blow it out!" "One, two!" "You're so pretty, what's your name?" "It's quite fine, she really isn't bothering me." "How old is she?" ""Not understand..." "Not Italians..."" " Foreigners." " Of course, foreigners." "What country are you from?" "Are you Russian?" " No." " No." " Tickets, please." " Oh, yes..." "Here." ""When, time, Florence?"" "At 8:30." "Just a moment." "Half-past 8." "This is a ruby." "This is a key that opens a great castle!" "This is an amulet that brings luck." "And this is little Fatima's hand." "See how beautiful it is?" "And that's it, finished!" "What a pretty nose!" "Restaurant carriage service:" "Tea, coffee, hot chocolate?" "Restaurant carriage service:" "Tea, coffee, hot chocolate..." " Is the restaurant carriage far?" " No, it's the third one along." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Bye, darling." "Don't worry, don't worry." "It's really nothing..." "Whoops-a-daisy!" "Don't cry!" "No, don't cry..." "It's not nice to cry." "No, don't cry..." "Be a good girl." "Go with mummy, that's it." "Please, just a moment..." "Her... with me... restaurant." "10 minutes." "Come on, let's go." "Don't cry, little one." "Happy with me, are you?" "Come on, dry your eyes." "There you go." "How is that, okay?" "For me, tea with lemon." "And for the child... hot chocolate?" "A hot chocolate." "Bring us some jam and biscuits, too." "Then, we pour in the hot chocolate, dip the biscuits and eat them." "Here." "Do you hear that?" "Ah, we've entered the tunnel!" "Very, very dark!" "Do you hear all that noise?" "Now, let's go back to your mummy must be waiting for you." "Look out!" "Adele!" "Where are you, Adele?" "!" "Adele!" "Adele, where are you?" "!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "There is an emergency room not far from here!" "Come, ladies and gentlemen, this way!" "Come on, this way!" "Go on." " Where have they taken the others?" " What others?" "We brought everyone here." " Who are you looking for?" " The parents of this child." "They were in a second class compartment in one of the first carriages." "Those at the front of the train are all dead, the carriages caught fire." " What shall I do with this poor thing?" " Away, away from here!" "No one should be here, move the people away!" " Have you been treated?" " No, I can't find the child's parents." " What shall I do?" " Take her away from here." "There are ambulances down there, they will take care of you." "Come on!" "Get in, there's still room." "This one is full, get going!" "Go on!" "Go on!" "In here!" "Quickly!" " Who's that?" " It's me, Mara." "Ah, Mara, it's you!" "Finally, we thought you weren't going to make it!" "How come you're so late?" "What happened to you?" "And whose is this child?" "!" "Mara!" "Help, Mrs. Cesira!" " Come, drink some cognac." " But, I can't!" "A little cognac will do you the world of good." "Come, drink." " There's nothing better if you're suffering from shock." " Of course." "Drink up." " Enough." " Well done." " Be quiet!" " Why, what's going on?" "It's a miracle that Mara is alive, she was involved in a train crash!" " It's terrible!" " Are you sure you're not hurt?" " Shall we call you a doctor?" " No, I just have a strong pain here." "Poor thing, to think what you must have been through!" " Come on, sit down..." " The girl!" "The girl!" "Where's the girl!" " Don't worry..." " Here she is!" "She's tired, the poor little thing." " Here's the girl, Mara." " How pretty!" "But, what are you saying?" " I don't know, I can't understand her." " She's quite attached to you, isn't she?" "Yes, it's strange, she's been like that since I first met her." "That's why she's still here." "If I hadn't taken her with me..." " Poor thing, she's been through a lot." " What's her name?" " I don't know." "I call her Dina." " Why Dina?" "Oh, no reason." "It's a name that I like." "Who could that be at this hour?" "Hello?" "Yes, Iris Boarding House." "Who is speaking, please?" "Sorry?" "Ah, good evening." "Yes, she is here." "Just a moment." "It's for you, Mara." "Carlo wants to say hello." " No, I don't want to talk to him." " What shall I tell him, then?" " Tell him, tell him that I'm in bed." " Very well." " Hello?" " Sorry?" "When did she get there?" "Very well, goodnight." " You owe me 50, do you have change?" " Yeah, here you go." " Do you want to take my place?" " Are you going?" " Yes, the newspaper called me." " Why, what happened?" "A train crash, sounds like there are a hundred dead or injured." "You're lucky that I have to go, but we'll play a rematch soon." " 30 lire on the 48." " Yeah, alright." " When did this train crash happen?" " Not long ago, the express from Milan." " The one that was supposed to arrive at 11?" " I think so, I'm not sure." "It's from yesterday, but there's a description of the train crash." " What does it say about the victims?" " I'm looking, just a moment." "Ah, here it is: "The most damage was done to the first 3 carriages..."" ""... of first and second class, that became a tangle of twisted metal."" ""The destruction was completed by a fire that spread at a frightening..."" ""... speed." "None of the passengers in these three coaches could be saved."" ""They are still searching through the smoking wreckage for..."" ""... the burned remains of the victims."" ""Here is a list of names of the victims that have been identified..."" " See if there are any foreign names." " Yes." " What country were they from?" " I don't know." " I couldn't understand their language." " No, there are no foreign names." "Listen, go straight to the police station and hand the girl over." " What can they possible do if the parents are dead?" " Exactly?" "They will have to search for and inform the little one's relatives." " It's not like you can take her." " I think that Mrs. Cesira is right." "If you don't hand her over right away, you might get in trouble." " Why, what have I done wrong?" " Nothing, but you never know." "There might be some responsibilities." "Take my advice: go there right away." " Is the girl still sleeping?" " No, she's awake." "Now you're all dressed up and ready, aren't you darling?" "Wait, let me sort her dress out." "Come here, darling..." " Here is the little lady's breakfast." " Wow, look at all this stuff!" " Now it's time to eat!" " Here you go!" "Eat it all up, won't you darling?" "That's it, put the biscuit in there." "Now eat it." "Tasty, isn't it?" "She's always laughing!" "Strange, children usually cry when their mother isn't around." "She's attached to Mara as as though she was her mother!" " Would you like to have a girl like this?" " She's so cute!" "A girl like this?" "Of course, of course I'd like it." " Come here, darling." " Excuse me, I have to get dressed." " Now you can drink the milk." " Come on then." " Good morning, is Mara here?" " I don't know, I'll go and check." " Of course she's here." "Don't make a fuss, I want to see her." " Well..." " It's cold outside, we should put something on her neck" " I've got a scarf." "No, take one of mine, the brown one." " Carlo is here." " What does he want now?" " He wants to talk to you." " You could have told him I wasn't here." "They told him, but of he didn't believe a word of it." "He's waiting for you." " What shall I tell him?" " Nothing, it's too late now!" " Finish dressing the child, please." " Sure, don't worry..." " Here..." " Oh, how cute!" " Hello, Mara." " Hello, what do you want?" "Nothing, I wanted to say hello, we haven't seen each other in 15 days." " I was away, wasn't I?" " I know, I called you last night." " Why didn't you come to the phone?" " I was tired, I didn't want to talk." " I you knew what happened to me!" " Oh, yes, I know all about that." " Then you can understand." "Sorry, but I have to go." " Wait, where are you going?" "I'm going to the police station to hand over the child." "If you want to take me..." "No, I don't feel like speaking to the police chief today." " When will we see each other?" " I don't know, when I'm done." " Shall I wait for you here?" " Sure, wait here if you like." "Here she is!" "Are you happy to be going out?" "Are you certain her parents are dead?" "They were in one of the front carriages that were completely destroyed." "Even the newspapers said so, they couldn't save anybody." " And why did you take the child away?" " What was I supposed to do with her?" "Who could I have left her with?" "That place was hell, everyone was crazy." "I tried to explain it to them, but no one listened to me." "Then, they put me in an ambulance and it dropped me off." " When did you get here?" " Last night." "I went home right away." "I'm staying at the Iris Boarding House, you see." "And then this morning everyone advised me to bring the child to you." "Great!" "Good advice!" "This is the best place for orphans, after all!" " Sir, if you want I can take her away." " Heavens, no!" "I'm just saying..." "Now that you're here, it's my responsibility." "Gamberini!" "Gamberini!" " Yes, Sir?" " We have to take this child to the hospice." "Fetch a taxi." "In the mean time, I'll call the Mother Superior." " Very good, Sir." " But, where are you sending her?" " Didn't you hear?" "To the hospice." " To the hospice?" "Yes, find me the number for the hospice." "Right, the management..." "Once you've found it, put me through." "You can't send her to the hospice, she's way too young..." "Well, if they can't keep her there, it'll be up to them to find somewhere." "Tell me, what were the parents like?" "I already told you: they were young, and they spoke a strange language." "Can't you remember anything that might help identify them?" " No, nothing." " Do you at least know where they were coming from?" " Where they were headed?" " When I got on the train, they were already there." "Ah, yes!" "They asked the ticket inspector when the train would get to Florence." "Florence..." "The taxi is ready, Sir." "Right, take her and hurry up." "Come on." " I can come with you, if you want?" " Of course, if you don't mind..." "Hello?" "Sisters of Charity Hospice?" "I'd like to speak to the Mother Superior." " Your name, please." " Gualtieri, Mara Gualtieri." " Are you related to the child?" " No, not at all." "Here, give this to the police chief." "As I said on the telephone, all I can do is take her temporarily." "For her to stay on a permanent basis, I will need a legal statement." "Yes, Ma'am, I'll tell him." " Come with me." " Yes." "Sister Cristina." "Sister, I put this child in your care." "Provide her with everything she needs." "Poor thing, she's scared." " She's scared, she doesn't know you." " Quickly, take her away." "Don't worry, darling, you'll be fine here." "There are lots of other children, you can play with them all day!" "Take her away!" "Don't worry, I'll be back soon!" "Excuse me, Ma'am?" " What will become of that poor child?" " I don't understand your question." "I mean, what will happen if they don't find her relatives?" "What will her future be like?" "She will have the same future as many other children that are without parents." " She'll be abandoned?" " An orphan, like all the others that live here." "Some of them never even knew their parents." "She lost them, it's the same thing." "She's too small to remember." "Yes, but she'll grow up alone, abandoned by everyone..." "No, she won't be abandoned." "We will provide for her give her education and a trade, even find her a job when she is older." "As a working girl, a maid..." "We will do all we can to give her the chance of a good life." "An honest life." "Is this what you wanted to know?" "Yes, that's all." "Thank you, Ma'am." " Good day." " Good day." "Come in!" " Sir, that woman is still here." " What woman?" "The one who brought the child." "She wishes to speak with you." "I can't, I'm about to leave!" " Tell her to come back tomorrow." " Very good, Sir." "Hold on." "If it's a brief thing, go ahead and show her in." "Will I ever be able to go home at a reasonable hour?" "Well, what is it?" "What do you want?" "I'm sorry, Sir." "We took the child to the hospice but she was crying, despairing, it was terrible to hear her like that." "Well, what can I do?" "She'll be fine!" "No, Sir, you can't leave her there." "It would be an act of cruelty." "I saw those children, they never smile." "It's painful to look on knowing that she will end up like them." "See, Sir, this is what I came to tell you." "What does this matter to me?" "What is it you want from me?" "I'm asking you to give her back to me, to put her in my care." "With me she will be safe, with me she will be happy!" " Let me take her, Sir." " You?" "You must be crazy." "Why?" "With me she will be happy, she won't ever need anything." "She will be like a princess, even my companions love her." "Please, Sir, without your good word they won't give her to me." "Please write to them, call them, I'll go and get the child myself." "I wouldn't dream of it!" "The girl will be just fine where she is." "We can't just give her to the first person who finds her!" " But I took her in, I saved her!" " Well, what does that prove?" "That doesn't mean you have the right to just take her." "Either we find some relatives to look after her, or the hospice." "But, what if one wants to adopt a child?" "An orphan child..." "There are many people that adopt such children and treat them as their own." " Couldn't I do that, too?" " You?" "Well, leave it for now." "We'll talk soon." "It's late, and I have to be getting home." "Sir, please don't just leave me like this." "Have a heart!" "A heart!" "It's precisely because I have a heart that I haven't told you the truth!" "But, if you really want to know, there's no use beating around the bush..." "They don't just give children to women like you!" "To women like me..." "Right, to women like me..." "I'm sorry, but that's how it is." "The law is very sure on this." "Those who adopt children must be able to guarantee a life of morality." "And you, considering your past, and the life that you lead..." "Well, there's really no use thinking about it." "You're right, Sir." "Please excuse me." "Thank you, all the same." "Hold on a moment, you can't go out like that." "Don't cry, this is life." "We must learn to accept it for what it is." "Why are you so worried about that child?" "Did you already know her?" "No, I saw her yesterday for the first time." "Well, then?" " I had a daughter too, once." " Is she dead?" "Yes." "She didn't even get the chance to open her eyes." "She died instantly." "God gave me the joy of having her, and then punished me by taking her." "If she was still alive, she would be the same age." "Perhaps she would have been as pretty as her, prettier than her." "Now do you understand, Sir, what that child means to me?" "Fate allowed me to meet her." "And even she knew right away that I was to be her salvation." "If she had remained with her mother, she would be dead." "Instead, with me she was spared." "This is how God wanted it to be." "He had mercy on me..." "And gave her back to me in this way." "Come on, don't cry." "Go home, now." "We'll see what we can do." "Thank you." " How much?" " Don't fret, Darling." "You'll know when the bill comes." "Nina!" " What's this?" "Ah, cigarettes." " Two, please!" "Two?" " Here, keep the change." " Thank you." "Are you crazy?" "I've never given such a huge tip!" "Don't be so rude, she'll hear you!" "Better rude than foolish!" "You know, I think you like me." "Really?" "Then perhaps, later..." "Of course, don't worry." "Go on, drink up!" "Cheers!" " Miss, now it's your turn." " Yes, right away." " See you soon, Darling." " This is my number." " Waiter!" " Yes, Sir?" " Tell, me how much is this bottle?" " 175 lire, Sir." "175 lire?" "But, you'll ruin me!" " Please, hurry up about it!" " Yes, of course." " Mara?" " What do you want?" " What happened to you?" " I had things to do." "What things?" "Why didn't you come home?" "You told me to wait for you!" " I couldn't, I was late." "Now I have to change." " Hold on..." "The guy who I told you about is waiting to take us to dinner at Marcella's." " I've set everything up." " I don't feel like it, I'm tired!" "Idiot, don't you see that with him we'll be all set for life?" "!" " If only we can convince him..." " I don't want to see anyone!" " But he leaves tomorrow!" " Oh, really?" "Then let him leave, all the better." "I'll wait for you outside!" "Hurry up, girls!" "Those who are ready, go and wait over there!" "Quickly!" "Hurry up, girls!" "Come on!" "Up on the stage now, hurry!" "What are you doing?" "Give that here!" "Who are we missing?" "Mara!" "She'll never make it, now!" " Have you seen Mara?" " No." "Sister, has she calmed down now?" "She's still crying?" "Oh, the poor thing!" "Sister, if I came to pick her up, or if I stayed there with you..." "Please, don't say no." " Here she is!" " Please excuse me..." " Wretched woman!" "Do you think this is the time for phone calls?" " I'm sorry." " I had to..." "I'll go and get ready." " Where do you think you're going?" "You've ruined the number for me, and I ought to throw you out of here!" " There's no need, I'm leaving!" " What?" "!" " Put someone else in my place, I'm leaving!" " You'll regret this!" "I could quite easily seize your pay as compensation but I'd prefer not to have anything more to do with you." " So here's your pay, minus your fine." " Thanks a lot." "But don't think that's all, you'll never work in this town again." "It doesn't matter, I don't want to do this work anymore." "I see, you've found something better." "I should have known, you don't need to work in order to earn money." "A woman like you can find as much money as she likes!" " A woman like me?" " Yes, are you offended?" " You shouldn't take is so seriously." " No, I'm not offended." "You're right, of course." "Thanks a lot, good evening." "Good evening." "Well done!" "Waiter!" "There they are, both of them." " Well, is she ready?" " No, she already left." "She can't have left, the show wasn't over when we got here." "She must have left earlier." "Strange, I don't understand it." " Didn't she know we were waiting?" " Of course, she was very happy!" " Well, I'll see you at Marcella's." " Then we'll go to Marcella's!" "Whenever I organise such things, this always happens!" "What came over you?" "That's what I'd like to know!" "To throw everything away now that you've found some success!" "And for what?" "At least do us the favour of telling us why!" "See?" "Not even a word!" "I ought to slap you silly!" "Carlo is right, say something!" "What's going on with you?" "A great impression, you made!" "We waited for you outside, we even waited at Marcella's!" "That old guy is loaded with dough and crazy about you!" "You could have got what you wanted, just as long as you were nice to him!" "He would have bought you an apartment, jewelry, fur coats!" "He would have set you up for life!" "But no, you had to stand him up." "Now he wants nothing to do with you." "That's what she gets for spitting in the face of fortune!" "It's not just about her, I'm involved in this, too!" "I made a deal that could have set us both up and she knew it!" "That's what you get with women!" "And you, what do you want?" "Who told you to come in here?" "Get out of here!" "But I refuse to lose this one." "As soon as he gets back..." " Enough!" "Drop it!" " What?" " Drop it!" "I'm tired of this!" " Oh, you're tired of this?" " Please forgive me, Your Highness!" "May I, please..." " Get out of here!" " What's wrong with you?" " I'm tired of you, I don't ever want to see you again!" "What?" "Just a moment, be careful how you talk." "I don't like this behaviour." "You don't want to see me again?" "Well, that's what you think..." " But I have a right to speak, too." " You have no right at all!" "I am my own woman, I can do whatever I want!" "No, Darling, you do what I say!" "Since you're with me, you must obey!" "Not anymore, I want to be free!" "I'm free to leave you, aren't I?" "What do you mean by that?" "Have you found someone else?" " Is that why you want to leave me?" " No..." "I haven't found anyone, I don't want anyone." "I just want to free myself from this shameful life from this mess, from this filth!" "Oh, filth?" "You want to talk about filth?" "Don't forget that I found you on a street corner!" "Yes, that's true." "On a street corner." "I was selling myself out of desperation, out of hunger." "But why did you take me with you?" "Not out of pity, no!" "But to better exploit me!" "See, I was selling myself for pennies..." "Now, I'm worth more." "Much more!" "Now I'm in the big time!" "No!" "I will not serve your foul interests any longer!" "I won't!" "Get out of here, coward!" " Get out of here!" " Go!" "Leave her in peace, now." "I'll go, but this isn't over!" "She has no idea what I'm capable of!" " Get out of here!" " I'll show her soon enough!" "That'll do!" "Come on, don't cry." "Blessed girl, if you want to leave him then you shouldn't tell him about it!" "A bit of cunning, no?" "Now, tell me everything, have you found another?" "No, I don't want anyone!" "What do I have to tell you?" "Why won't you understand me?" "!" "I have the right to be like a normal woman, don't I?" " What will you do ?" " I don't know, but I can earn a living by myself." " I'll find a job, a place to stay..." " Do you want to be a maid?" "Why not?" "I'm not ashamed!" "This life is what I'm ashamed of." " I can't live like this any longer." " Do what you like!" "But remember, before you go we have to settle up." "You owe me a lot of money." "Yes." "Yes, here you go." "This is what I was paid last night." "And if that's not enough, here..." "I give you this bracelet, and all the clothes I have here." "All I'll need is some linen." "I'm going to pack a suitcase..." "And later, I'll send for it." " What should I tell him?" " To leave me in peace!" "When you've grown tired of living the life of the good woman you'll be back here." "You'll always be welcome." "No, I won't be coming back here." "If you knew how many of them said that, and they all came back!" "No, no, no..." "END OF PART ONE" "PART TWO" " Excuse me, Sir?" " Who's that?" "What do you want?" " Don't you remember me?" " Ah, it's you!" "You look different." "Yes, I don't have my face on, I had to leave in a hurry I was afraid I might miss you." "Do you always have to turn up when I'm on my way home?" "Please forgive me, I just wanted a few words with you." "Then hurry up about it, I don't want to miss the tram." "I've decided to change my life." " Change your life?" " Yes, to become an honest woman and to find an honest living." "Do you not approve of my decision?" "Yes, of course." "But what made you decide to change now?" "You said that a woman like me would never be given a child." " Ah, it's about girl!" " Yes, it's about her." "If I live the life of a good woman, do you think I could look after her?" "Sure, but it's not easy, the process takes time." " Well, how long?" "6 months?" "A year?" " Longer than that, at least 3 years!" "That's the minimum allowed by law." "The minimum it takes to get a certificate of good character." " 3 years!" " What does it matter?" "It's not like the kid is yours." "And anyway, the relatives might turn up and take her away." "Just let it be..." "I can't, Sir." "Today, I went to see the child and she latched onto me, crying, she didn't want me to leave." "She called me "Mummy"." " Mummy?" " Yes, Mummy." "I heard it with my own ears." "She wasn't speaking, but I heard her." "Well, that's nonsense!" "But if this is your intention, I won't keep advising you otherwise." " I'll try to help you." " Thank you, Sir..." "It doesn't depend on me." "But be careful, it's not easy to change your life." "It's easy enough to say it, but then..." "Oh, here's my tram." " Goodbye, and good luck!" " Good evening, and thank you!" " Want a smoke?" " No, thank you." "Hi, Mara, how's it going?" "Don't you remember me?" "Irene." " Yes, I remember." " Are you waiting for someone?" "No, no one." "Bye." " I'm sorry, I can't help you." " Thank you." "I'm sorry, I have too many girls." "Come back another day, who knows..." " Thank you, good day." " You're welcome, good day." " Miss, I'm sorry but you're too late." " Thank you." "Mara, sew this up and remember to pull the tacking out, okay?" "Yes, alright..." " Gualtieri?" "Mara Gualtieri?" " That's me, Miss." " Come to the office, please." " Yes, right away." "Here, this is the girl." "Mara Gualtieri of Caterina, father unknown, born in Rieti on 7/4/1904?" " Yes, that's me." " Why have you not reported your change of address?" " Well, I didn't think that..." " What didn't you think?" "You know how these things work." "Well?" " Where do you live now?" " Via San Mauro 33, at Mr Martelli's." " How long have you been here?" " Around 3 weeks." "Be careful, I could have had you arrested for this." " Excuse me, Ma'am." "Good day." " Good day." " May I go?" " Just a moment, come here." " This is what you're owed for 3 weeks." " What, you're sending me away?" "I'm sorry, I didn't know..." "But you should know that I can't..." "It's useless, without references nobody will take you." " Where did you last work as a maid?" " I'm starting now." "But what were you doing?" "There must be someone who can vouch for you." "No, I don't think so." "Ah, I see." "Well, try this place." "They might even hire you without references." " Give it a try." " Thank you, good day." "Next, please!" "STATION HOTEL" "Come in!" " You called?" " I lost a button, perhaps you could sew it back on?" " I'll go and get a needle and thread." " Don't worry, I have everything." "I always have everything I need." " Here's a needle and thread, but I don't know how to use it" " Allow me." " What's your name, Miss?" " Maria." "Ah, Maria!" "Maria..." "A pretty name, "Maria"." " Where is it?" " Ah, it's here!" " Stay still." " How mean you are!" "It's odd, the prettier you are, the more mean you are..." " Wouldn't you like a few pairs of silk stockings?" " No!" "I have a case full of them, all you have to do is choose." " What's your name?" " I told you, Maria." "That's right, Maria." "Mary, Maria..." " There, your button is attached." " Just a moment..." " Stay with me, please!" " Let me go!" " Maria, stay here." " Let me go!" " I beg you!" " Let me go or I'll scream!" " Be good!" " Let me go!" " Let go of me!" " Be a good girl!" "You villain!" "Bastard!" "Foolish girl!" "Foolish girl!" "Disappointing a client like that!" "Do you know that he's been coming to my hotel for more than 10 years?" "And now he might never come back, and all thanks to you!" "What was I supposed to do, give in to his abuse?" "Well, it wouldn't have been the end of the world!" "It's useless to be so particular." "One would think that you might be practical in such situations." " What do you mean by that?" " Come, don't be so naive!" "They know you very well over at the Vice Squad." " But, you knew?" " Of course I knew." "I got the information from the Police Station." "You knew and you hired me anyway?" "You hired me because I..." "With the hotel clients..." "God, how horrible!" "I told you that it wouldn't be easy to change your life." "So, there's no chance at salvation for someone like me?" "I will be forever chained to my sins?" "Is that what you're saying, Sir?" "No." "No, perhaps you can save yourself." "But you will have to swallow poison, to suffer humiliation..." "The journey is easy for those who wish to go down, but tough and tiring for those who wish to rise again." "Everyone helps to push you down but no one will give you a hand if you wish to climb back up!" "This is life, we must accept it." "But, what can I do?" "I'm ready to do anything, just tell me what to do!" "Try asking at this place." "I know the proprietor, a very good person." " I'll give them a call." " And will you tell them that I..." "Of course!" "But don't worry, they will hire you regardless." "The work is tiring, but they are in need of workers and aren't concerned with their past lives." "Look at this beautiful doll I brought you!" "She has wonderful blonde hair like yours, and pretty blue eyes!" "On Sunday I'll bring you a nice dress so that you can change." "Okay?" "Will you be a good girl?" "Hold the doll, that's it." "And share her with your friends!" "She's busy showing the doll to her friends and hasn't yet realised that you're not there." "But, does she cry when I'm not here?" "Of course." "She's always that way." "When you leave, she gets worked up." " Last time she cried all night." " Poor little thing." "I can't wait to be with her forever." " You can't take her now?" " No, I can't take her." " I must wait." " A long time?" "A few years." "Sister, buy her some fruit for me." "But, she has enough!" "I know, but she likes fruit so much, especially oranges." " Very well, as you wish." " Thank you, Sister." "She's looking for me." "She's realised that I'm not there." "Please, Sister, go to her before she starts crying." "Calm her down..." "Hello, darling, how are you?" "Still in the land of the living, I see." " What do you want?" " I came for a chat, to say hello." "Excuse me, may I come in?" " Who gave you my address?" " No one." "I was walking past and I saw you go in." "I asked the porter, and here I am." "Who are you with, now?" " I'm alone." " Oh, really?" "A solitary life, is it?" "That's a shame for someone of your age, of your temperament." " Who is the cot for?" " It's none of your business." " So, it's true what they told me?" " What did they tell you?" "That you adopted that child." "I wouldn't believe it but now that I've seen the cot..." "I haven't adopted her yet, but I will adopt her soon." "I've done all the paperwork, and I will adopt her as my own." "So it's because of this stupid idea that you left me and our world?" "Yes, because of this stupid idea." "Now please, go." " Leave me in peace." " Is that the way to treat an old friend?" "A lot of time has passed since we last saw each other." " Almost 2 years." "No regrets?" " None." " Me, well, I've missed you." " Really?" " I've thought about you often." " Oh, yes?" "One cannot forget a woman like you." "Your body, your mouth..." "Mara, why don't you come back to me?" "You can't have forgotten that we once loved each other." "We can continue our life as though nothing had happened as though these 2 years hadn't passed." "I need you, Mara." "I need you!" "You need me?" "So, business is going badly?" "No, I don't care about business." "You must believe me, I still love you." "I love you even more than before." "I've never forgotten about you, you are in my blood like a fever." " When I think of you I feel crazy..." " That's enough, it's over!" " Don't be ridiculous!" " No, don't say that." "I want you to come back to me." "If you want to adopt that child, adopt her." "What does it matter?" "I'll support her, too." "I'm working now, you see, earning money." "And you can, too." "They're opening a nice place, and they need beautiful women." " I know the manager and owner..." " Enough, you're wasting your breath!" "No, it's absurd that you're living in such poverty!" " What are you trying to achieve?" " What am I trying to achieve?" "To not be ashamed anymore." "You see it as a waste to make such sacrifices for so little, right?" "Look, my hands are ruined." "In the evenings I get home with swollen ankles, aching bones and yet I take it all with joy." "Do you know how much I earn after 8 hours of hard work?" "If I told you, you would laugh." "In a week, I make less money than I used to make in a day." "Funny, eh ?" "But this is worth more to me than all the treasures in the land." "It's enough to live on but I've made some cut-backs." "Everything you see here, I'm paying for in installments." "Poverty, yes..." "But I am happy and well." "And now, I ask you again to please leave me in peace." "I ask you without resentment, without malice..." "I ask you out of kindness." "You are capable of an act of kindness, aren't you?" "Leave me in peace." "I'll be back, I'm sure that next time you will have changed your mind." "As you can see, this is the largest area in the factory." "Here the material is pressed, put into forms and worked on until it is made into square, hexagonal, or octagonal tiles depending on the request." " Now, if you wish..." " May I have a closer look?" " Please, go ahead." " Thank you." "What about the machines down there?" "Those are needed to finish the tiles before they are taken to the warehouse." " Ah, how very interesting..." " How many do you produce a day?" "We produce over 100,000 tiles a day." "Naturally, of various types, forms, colours, etc." "Now we shall move on to another department." " What's wrong?" "What is it?" " Nothing, Darling, let's go." " Wonderful to meet you, Ma'am." " Thank you." " Thank you again." " Goodbye, Sir." " Is something wrong, Giulio?" " No, why do you ask?" "I don't know, your mood has changed all of a sudden." "No, I was trying to remember what appointments I have today." " Where am I taking you?" " The dressmaker, they're waiting for me." " Are you going to the office?" " Not right away, later." "Mara, why are you pretending that you don't know me?" " I have to talk to you." " We have nothing to talk about." "Listen to me for a moment, please." "At least allow me to explain..." "What is there to explain?" "You left me, went your own way." "You have your life, don't you?" "We have nothing to talk about." "That's not true, there are so many things you don't know, and..." "Please, we can't stay here in the middle of the street." " If you think that..." " No, it's not what you think." "I really must talk to you." "Come..." "Yes, it's true, I know how things must have looked." "You think that I lied to you, that I deceived you..." "Don't worry about what I think, it's not important." "What had to happen, happened." "We both made a mistake." "I, who believed you and you, who made me a promise that you couldn't keep." "It's the same old love story of a young man from a good family and a poor girl like me." "Now, you say that you loved me?" "That you didn't want to leave me?" "That you were forced into it?" "Yes, I believe you, I don't blame you." "Don't try to justify yourself, it's really not worth it." " Don't say that." " Would you prefer me to yell at you?" "What for, after all this time?" "Our meeting brought everything back and now you're feeling guilty." "No, you're mistaken." "I searched for you for months, for years..." "And you couldn't find me, that's what always happens." "Then, you gave up searching and forgot about me." "You probably got married." " Was that your wife, the pretty lady you were with?" " Yes..." "I gave up, too." "Consoled myself." "Pain is like memories, it goes away after a while." "So, you didn't care that I left you?" "I attempted to kill myself." "Yes, the usual kind of suicide, using the gas oven." "I almost managed it, too." "They took me to the hospital and gave it back to me by force, the life that I no longer wanted." "But I, I never knew..." "Of course, only a few unimportant lines among the news of the day." "It's only natural that it eluded you." "I would have tried to kill myself again but something stronger stopped me." "The only thing of yours I had left." " A child growing inside me." " Mine?" "Yes, yours." "You didn't know this either, did you?" "I gave birth to a girl as beautiful as an angel." "She was my joy, my strength, my hope..." "But I lost her, too." "Sudden death." "She closed her eyes as though she were falling asleep but she never woke up." "Now you know everything." "My past, my present..." "What more do you want from me?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I'm devastated, the things you have told me are so terrible." "I horrify myself for the pain I have caused you." "I won't even ask for forgiveness." "But, if I can do anything for you..." "What?" "Offer me your compassion?" "Your pity?" "Thank you, I don't need it." "Offer me money?" "I don't need it." "All I ask is that you leave me alone." "You remind me of things I would rather forget." " Farewell, Giulio." " Mara!" "At least allow me to see you home." "Thank you, but I'd prefer to go alone." "There!" "One more signature, down at the bottom." "And another here." "There, done." " What now?" " Now, we just have to wait." "How much time will it take?" "Around 15 days, not long now." " Thank you, good day." " Good day." " Di Marco." " Agnelli." " Good day." " Good day." " When will I have the child?" " Well, as soon as you get the court order." " Will there be any difficulties?" " No, we have overcome them all." "You have been issued your certificate of good character." "You have now covered your past and need not think about it again." "Sir, I don't know how to thank you." "Nonsense!" "You should be thanking yourself, for your own will power." "Honestly, I didn't think you would be capable of it." "Do you think you have what it takes to be this child's mother?" "Yes, of course." "Shouldn't I?" "It is all up to you, now." "Officially, she is your daughter." " She will also have your name." " My name..." "Sir, do you think it might shame her to have my name?" "Shame her?" "No, as I said, you need not think about your past again." "It's up to you to forget about it." " Now, be at peace." " Thank you." " And good luck." " Thanks so much." " Does Miss Gualtieri live here?" " Yes, Block C, 4th Floor." "But she's not in, she just left." "Look, there she is!" "At the tram stop." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Now, let's just go inside the church for a moment!" "Mara..." "Why?" "Why did you lie to me?" "Why did you tell me she was dead?" " But, it isn't her." "It isn't her!" " What do you mean, it isn't her?" "This is an orphan." "I love her, because she reminds me of my child." "She is the same age." "She's beautiful, just as my daughter would have been." " But it isn't her." " Why do you continue to lie?" "What are you afraid of?" "Are you afraid of me?" "Are you afraid that I might cause my daughter harm?" "No, I swear it isn't her." "Why would I have to lie?" "I swear on the Holy Virgin." "I took her in when her parents died." "She became attached to me as though I was her mother, but I'm not!" "God wills it, but I'm not!" "You must believe me." "I can't believe you." "Your face, it tells me that you're lying." "But I cannot understand why." " Is it revenge for what I've done to you?" " No." "Are you trying to punish me?" "You want to stop me from seeing her?" "Is this what you want?" "No, no!" "What do I have to say to convince you?" "Here!" "Sister, tell him tell him that she's an orphan, that her parents are dead!" "We do not know the origins of the children we take in." "All we know is they are all children of the Lord." "Do you not greet me any more, Giulio?" "Excuse me, I didn't want to interrupt." "Giulio, what's wrong?" "I've been watching you for days." "Is there something worrying you, something disturbing you?" "No, nothing." "Perhaps I'm just tired." "I'm working a lot these days." "No, Giulio, don't say that." "Why won't you tell me?" "Do you not trust me?" "Yes, Elena, I trust you." "And it's better that you know." "I need you to help me get over this pain, this anguish..." " Yes, Giulio." "Talk, I'm listening." " Come close to me." "Don't say anything, it's a secret I must tell you." "I can no longer overcome it by myself, I need your help." " Miss Mara Gualtieri?" " Yes, that's me." " May I?" "I'd like a word with you." " Of course." "Go on through." " Please, Ma'am, have a seat." " Thank you." "My visit might come as a surprise to you, I am..." " I'm the wife of Giulio Franchi." " I know." " But, how?" " I saw you that day you came to visit the factory." "I wouldn't have recognised you, but now..." "Giulio has told me everything." "I am here, not as a rival or as an enemy." "This doesn't concern the past." "The past is nothing to do with me." "There is something more serious, more important..." "Something that will require all of my courage, and your comprehension." "Tell me, Ma'am." "It's difficult, very difficult." "I don't know where to start." "Excuse me, it seemed so simple before coming here." "But now..." " I want to speak about your daughter." " But, my daughter is dead." "Why do you continue to deny it?" "Giulio told me he saw her." "That's not true!" "The child Giulio saw is a poor orphan that I took in after a terrible train disaster." "He didn't want to believe me, but that's the truth." "But, you don't believe me either?" "Why would I lie?" "I tell you, it's not my daughter!" "You arranged all this, for a daughter that isn't yours?" "What does it matter, I arranged everything while I was waiting." "What business is it of yours?" "I am free to do what I like!" "Besides, think what you like, and tell the same to Giulio!" "If you want to believe me, good, otherwise you can leave me in peace!" "My husband doesn't know that I'm here." "It was my idea." "What do you want from me?" "To see my face?" "There, happy now?" "No, it wasn't vulgar curiosity that brought me here to you." " My visit was for something else." " What do you want?" "Tell me." "I wanted to ask you to let me look after the child." "What?" "!" "It is an absurd request, I know." "But please don't say no straight away." "Think about it for a moment, perhaps, who knows..." "Let you look after the child?" "Why would you ask me that?" "We are alone, and we have more than enough money." "We can secure a future for her." "Whereas you, please excuse me you have to work for a living." "No matter what you do, you could never give her such comfort such opportunities..." "She will have everything she needs, everything I can give her." "I know, I don't doubt it, but it's not just about this." "There's something else, that perhaps you haven't thought of." "Please, don't be offended by what I'm trying to say." "It's not your fault, but if the child comes to you one day asking who or where her father is, what will you tell her?" "That she is nobody's child?" "That her name is not her father's?" "What does this matter?" "I already told you, that child is not my daughter." "How can I make you understand?" "Why won't you believe me?" "I doesn't matter whether I believe you or not." "You don't have to convince me, it's you who has to decide." "To think that that child could have a house, a family, a father..." "And I would love her as a mother." "I would give her all the love that I couldn't give to my own child." "Use women have this enormous need to love this joy of giving out maternal affection, even if we aren't mothers." "To sacrifice ourselves for our children, even if we have none." "It is our happiness and also our suffering." "That you understand me and allow me to love this child, too." "This is all I'm asking, just this." "But don't answer right away, think about it for a while." "Then, let me know, here is my address." "There is no rush." "When you can or wish to call me, call me." "We'll meet up and talk some more." " This is the best day of my life." " Congratulations, Child." "Thank you, Ma'am." "Now, let's go home." "To your house, and you'll see how many lovely things we have!" "But I can't tell you anything, it has to be a surprise!" "Here we are!" "Look, look at all this!" "Darling, I wanted to give you more, but this is all I could manage." "Are you happy?" "Yes." " All for me?" " Of course, Darling." "And we'll buy you many more beautiful things, when we can." "Whoops-a-daisy!" "Be a good girl, now." " Who is it?" " Carlo, open up." "Hold on!" "Come through here with me, Mummy has something to do." "An annoying man to send away." "Here, play with these." "And take your coat off!" "Were you afraid to open the door?" "What took you so long?" "Why are you here?" "I already told you that I never want to see you again!" "You can't get rid of me that easily." "I thought I'd convinced you by now." "Get out, I'm busy today." "I'm in a hurry!" "You're going out?" "Good, we can walk together." "I have a new business deal..." "I don't want to hear anything." "Get out of here, please!" "You should hear what I have to say." "I met this guy who is really worth his weight in gold." "As soon as he sees you..." "If you continue to torment this way, I'll..." "You'll do what, report me?" "Listen, Carlo." "Leave me in peace, go away." " Come on, don't be silly." " I beg you, please leave!" "Go away!" "You said that the first time, and you ended up in my arms." "Or did you forget?" " I don't want to remember it." " Why?" " Go away!" " Why?" "Please, let go of me!" "Let go of me!" " Who's in there?" " No one, none of your business." " Now I understand your hurry!" "Show me who it is!" " No!" " I want to see the face of my replacement!" " No!" "Stay away from that door!" "Coward!" "Mummy!" "Mummy!" "Dina!" "Don't cry, Mummy is coming." "Mummy is coming, don't cry." "Don't come closer!" " Mummy!" " Don't cry, Darling!" "God, look what I've done to you!" "Don't cry because of me!" "That scoundrel will be in jail for years, he won't bother you again." "Is the child okay?" "Is she safe and well?" "She is perfectly fine and impatient to see you again." " Now you can live with her in peace." " You have been too kind." "But now, I understand." "Please, revoke my adoption papers." " Why, you don't want to adopt her?" " No, Sir." "I need to ask one more favour of you." "Send for Giulio Franchi." "Here, this is his address and telephone number." "Tell him that the child is his daughter, and that he can come and get her." " That I'm leaving her to him." " But, what are you telling me?" "Who is this Mr. Franchi?" "He was the first man in my life." "The father of the child I lost." "I met him by chance, after so long." "I had not seen him since then." "Now, he is married to another woman." " What does he have to do with the child?" " He thinks she is his daughter." "Didn't you tell him that this wasn't true?" "Yes, I told him." "I swore on the Holy Virgin." "But he didn't believe me." "Then his wife came to see me." "His wife?" "What did she want?" "She came to ask me for the child." "She wouldn't believe me, either." "I tried to resist to oppose it, but..." "Now, after all that's happened..." "I've realised that I can never free myself of my past." "It's better that he takes her, thinking he is her father." "And he will love her like a father." "You will give her up after all the sacrifices you've made?" "Yes, I must give her up." "Perhaps fate has intervened." "I would have done her nothing but harm, without meaning to." " I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused." " No, it's nothing..." "Thank you again." "Just a moment, a last favour..." "Please don't tell them what I used to do." "The life I led." "Not for me, for the child." "I don't want to stain her." "Don't worry, don't worry." "No one will know." " And good luck." " Thank you." "Thank you, thank you." "How is the child?" "Has she asked for me?" "Yes." "I told her that she will see you soon." "No!" "No, no!" "You will always be her mother, you can see her every day." "No, I won't see her again." "And you must forget me, too." "As though I never existed." "Farewell." " Shall I put these in a vase?" " Yes, Sister." "In front of the Holy Mother, thank you." "I told you everything, as I promised." "Now, you can report me." "No." "Please, excuse me for..." "For that which..." "I have nothing to say." " I will try to hush things up." " Thank you." "Come with me." " No..." " No, please..." " Here it is." " What are you doing, Sir?" "Nothing." "I won't say a thing, but wait for me here." "Come in." "Excuse me." " Here is your medallion." " Ah, you found it!" " But, where was it?" " Thank you!" "You must be quite a detective!" " Who took it?" " Yes, about that..." "It was taken, well, stolen by a female employee of ours." " Why didn't she steal the jewelry?" "She explained to me that she wasn't interested in the object but your childhood portrait." " My portrait?" " Yes." "It reminded her of her dead daughter, she was around the same age..." "I'm sorry." "We thought that..." "If it means so much, perhaps you could give it to her, poor thing." " Where is she?" " Here, outside." " Please, show her in." " Right away." "Miss Gualtieri, come in." "The manager told me that..." "Yes, if this medallion means so much to you, you can have it." "Oh, no!" "You're very kind, but its yours!" " It must mean a lot to you." " No, I was just fond of it." "It was my good luck charm." " Did it bring you good luck?" " Oh, yes!" " Have you always been happy?" " Yes." "Of course." "Why wouldn't I be?" "You're right, I'm asking things that I have no right to ask." "Please, allow me to thank you." " Please, could you..." " What?" "Kiss me." "Kiss me as though I was your mother." "Of course." "Excuse me, please don't think that I'm crazy." " No, of course not." " I wish you the very best." "Farewell." "What a strange woman." "Perhaps the loss of her child sent her a bit mad." "Well, now get back to your work." "Thank you, Sir."

"(TOY MACHINE BEEPING)" "Which one are you going for, bud?" "The white one?" "With goggles?" "Okay, I'm gonna show you how to get there." "Okay?" "Okay, you're gonna follow this line till it gets to..." "Till it gets to this circle, okay?" "When it hits that circle, you press the button." "Then you're gonna follow this bottom line until it gets to this circle." "Then you press the button, okay?" "Got it?" "Okay, you got any money?" "Okay, well, here's $1." "Good luck." "(INAUDIBLE)" "(CELL PHONE CHIMING) (GASPS)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TELEVISION)" "(SIGHING)" "(CELL PHONE CHIMING)" "(CELL PHONE CHIRPING)" "(SOFTLY) Hey." "Nomad's back." "He's messing with us again." "JONAH:" "What did he say?" "NIC: "Your hack into MIT servers was legit."" "(MESSAGE TONE)" "NIC:" "That was fast." ""Ta, ta, ta." What is that?" "NIC: "They put that shit on us." ""We almost got expelled."" "(MESSAGE TONE)" "JONAH: "Vibes."" "Who's this Vibes?" "Okay, guy" ""We're going to expose you at DEF CON," ""so you better watch your back."" "(MESSAGE TONE)" "JONAH:" "Dude, what is that?" "(KEYBOARD CLACKING)" "NIC:" "What the... (STATIC)" "MAN:" "Go into the building." "(LAPTOP CLOSING)" "Get the Pwnie." "All right, let's do this." "NIC:" "Open up a Linux terminal and start an Nmap, dude" "JONAH:" "Haley's gonna have to drive tomorrow." "NIC:" "Hey, focus." "JONAH:" "That's what I'm saying, I won't be able to." "Technically she's the one moving, so technically she should be driving." "Is it open yet?" "JONAH:" "In a sec." "Okay, I'm good." "Okay." "Okay, type something." "I'm trying to think of something funny." "Damn." ""Do androids take an electric sheet?"" "You're stupid." "Okay, read me out the lPs on the CC servers." ""192. 236. 19. 147."" "147." "Start sniffing connections." "JONAH:" "Copy that." "Firing up the listeners." "NIC:" "All right, this guy's toast." "JONAH:" "Nevada." "Dude, we're going right through Nevada." "We got him." "(CHUCKLING) We got him!" "Are you guys being serious right now?" "Well, you're driving in the morning, so good night." "I'd like to see you make me, you Caltech turncoat." "(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)" "Haley, this fish tank's leaking something." "(LAUGHING) It's water, Jonah." "It's gross." "Shut up." "You Caltech turncoats." "Dude, can you stop saying that?" "(JONAH SIGHING) Signal sucks out here." "You're right, it does suck." "Hey, you want one of these?" "No, I'm good, thanks." "You want?" "Dude." "What?" "Check this out." "NIC:" "What the hell?" "Why isn't that working?" "Is that my car?" "NIC:" "Yeah." "It's a traffic camera." "This guy is so gnarly." "How does he have a picture of my car?" "Hold on a sec." "Why would this guy go to all the trouble to hack into MIT, and then, you know, just taunt us like this?" "The same reason anyone does anything." "Acknowledgment." ""I'm better than you, you're better than me," whatever." "Here, dude, I can't unlock it." "You try." "You guys should just stop provoking him." "He's probably just some little kid." "JONAH:" "Nic, are we doing this or not?" "I can't, dude." "What do you mean, you can't?" "I just can't right now." "Look, I get we have to take Haley to California." "But there's no reason we shouldn't do this, too." "Nomad hacking into MIT is one thing, but Haley's computer?" "No, but it's crazy not to go after this guy." "Jonah, what's the sales tax?" "We're so close." "6.3." "It's on the way." "$14.74." "You can keep the change." "(INAUDIBLE)" "NIC:" "You guys want something?" "Yeah." "Coffee?" "Yeah, I'd love a coffee." "Black?" "There you go." "Yeah, please." "What?" "Has Nic said anything to you about me moving?" "No." "Nothing?" "No, obviously he's bummed you're gonna be gone for a year." "It just seems like he's trying to distance himself from me, you know?" "Look, you guys are my best friends, and I'm just..." "I'm the wrongest guy to ask." "Yeah." "Oh, crap." "Hey" "You all right, bud?" "I'm fine." "Yeah?" "I'm fine, I'm fine." "I'm gonna get more coffees." "I'm gonna move the car." "(CHILDLIKE VOICE) Best friends!" "(GRUNTING)" "Is this one mine?" "Yeah." "I already put two in." "I got it." "Nic, I offer to help not because I think you need it, but because I know you don't." "Yeah, well, you won't have to worry about that soon, will you?" "Okay" "Thanks, bud." "We're not really that far from this guy, are we?" "180 miles, give or take." "All right, dude, let's do it." "Let's go." "(CHUCKLING)" "Now, see, this is the Nicholas Eastman I love." "You know, just determined, ruthless, competitive." "Oh, and favors caffeine." "Where's Haley?" "I don't know." "I think she walked, uh..." "That way." "Haley, look, I'm sorry." "It's just, I've been distracted." "I think you're getting ready to make a big speech." "I think this whole trip is about you getting ready to make it." "What are you talking about?" "I'm not gonna make a speech." "Stop." "Haley, you know how many times I've played this out in my head?" "Twice-a-week doctor's appointments." "Who knows how many MRls and tests." "Eventually a wheelchair." "All the time wondering if you're gonna break up with me." "Stop." "When you're gonna get tired of this bullshit." "It's not fair to make me the bad guy without my input." "Haley, that's not what I'm saying." "I'm just saying I'm not gonna be the guy who holds you back." "Cool." "So, uh... (SNIFFLING)" "I move away for one year and because you're scared of what's gonna happen, you immediately resort to breaking up?" "I'm just saying..." "I'm just saying I need to protect myself." "From what?" "Is it your heart talking or your head?" "It's me talking." "But you're the one that always told me to run toward something and not away from it." "Yeah, well, that was before all this shit." "(SNIFFLING)" "What are you doing?" "You can keep your promises." "I don't want them." "(SCOFFS)" "Haley." "JONAH:" "You just take a left up here." "It's about 20 miles or so." "Maybe we should drop Haley off first." "Can you not talk about me like I'm not in the car?" "(SIGHING)" "Haley, you don't have to come along." "No, I wanna meet this asshole." "Me, too." "JONAH:" "Just keep going." "We still got, like, a quarter mile." "Stop, stop, we passed it." "NIC:" "What?" "Yeah, back up." "JONAH:" "Say, 20 or 30 feet." "Stop, Stop" "(JONAH CHUCKLING)" "I think it's right here." "NIC:" "You serious?" "JONAH:" "It's right here." "It's right here." "(TIRES SQUEALING)" "HALEY:" "Don't get us stuck." "Please, Nic." "JONAH:" "We're fine." "It's over here." "JONAH:" "You should kill the headlights." "Are you sure you want to do this?" "JONAH:" "I'm not gonna lie." "This doesn't look right." "What do you think?" "We're not gonna know by sitting in the car." "Come on, let's go." "Get your camera." "NIC:" "Haley, stay in and lock the doors, okay?" "Nic." "You know all this is stupid, right?" "(CAR DOORS CLOSING)" "JONAH:" "Where do you think we went wrong?" "NIC:" "What are you talking about?" "You know, it must have been, like, a random IP allocation." "Like, they could be in Georgia for all we know." "Like, Europe Georgia." "(SOFTLY) Shut up." "JONAH:" "Or they could be using this as a relay point." "(JONAH CHUCKLING)" "A big mama sat in that chair." "I'm gonna have to say there's nobody here, Nic." "(DOOR CREAKING)" "Dude, Nomad is not here." "Let's take a look." "He's not here." "We'll take a look and then we'll go." "Let's go find him." "A hillbilly lives here." "This guy has a baby?" "NIC:" "Shh!" "(OBJECT CLATTERING) NIC:" "Shh!" "Jonah?" "Jonah?" "Jonah?" "Dude, I can see you." "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "(SCREAMING)" "(LAUGHING)" "NIC:" "Dude, you're such an asshole!" "How funny is this little chair?" "It was really facing the corner like this." "Come on." "There's a basement." "(LAUGHING)" "You're such a kike." "NIC:" "Go down." "Screw that, you go down." "JONAH:" "Be careful." "What is this place?" "Check it out, man." "What are those?" "Server racks." "That's weird." "(GASPS)" "JONAH:" "Oh, wait." "Haley!" "Haley!" "Haley!" "Haley!" "(HALEY SCREAMING) JONAH:" "Haley!" "What the hell?" "(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)" "JONAH:" "What was that sound?" "NIC:" "I don't know." "Why are the car doors open like that?" "I don't know!" "Haley!" "JONAH:" "Haley!" "Shh!" "Listen." "(SCUFFLING)" "(HALEY GASPING)" "JONAH:" "Oh, my God." "(THUDDING)" "Haley!" "Haley!" "NIC:" "Haley!" "(VOICES OVERLAPPING)" "(GASPING)" "(BEEPING)" "Can you speak?" "Where am I?" "I can't move." "Can you tell me your name?" "Nicholas Eastman." "I'm Damon." "Dr. Wallace Damon." "I'm heading up the transition team that's going to help you, help all of us understand exactly what you've been through." "What are you talking about?" "Can you recall for me the first time you encountered the signal?" "The what?" "Why can't I move?" "What happened to us?" "Due to the circumstances surrounding your condition," "I'm afraid that our information is extremely limited." "Wait, what's my condition?" "What I'm about to tell you, Nic, you may find a bit disturbing." "You have made contact with an E.B.E." "E.B.E.?" "Extraterrestrial Biological Entity." "E.B.E." "I want to talk to my parents." "I'm sorry, that's just not possible." "What are you talking about?" "Where's Haley and Jonah?" "What happened to us?" "Why am I in a wheelchair?" "(SNIFFLING)" "Why..." "Why are you wearing that suit?" "We're not 100% certain about what we're dealing with here." "The possibility for alien contamination is very real." "When you say "alien contamination,"" "do you mean microbiological contamination, as in foreign?" "Hold still." "Oh." "It's just blood." "It's just blood." "I think we'll stop here for today." "WOMAN: (OVER PA) Contact values at 9-8-47-91-72." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)" "Level 12." "Do we know current value?" "Stop!" "Will you stop?" "Stop!" "Go back!" "Can you go back?" "What's wrong with Haley?" "As advanced as we are, it's amazing that a tool as crude as a pen still has its place." "There we go." "I want to talk to Haley." "Please." "I'm afraid that's not possible right now." "Why?" "She's in good hands, Nic, I promise you." "The best thing you can do for her right now is to help us." "Now, will you please try to cooperate with me?" "Okay." "Good." "First I'm going to ask you some simple control questions." "Do you have 10 toes?" "Yes." "Are you from Earth?" "Yes, I am from Earth." "Good, thank you." "Now, this signal that you and your friends were pursuing, when did you first encounter it?" "You mean Nomad." "Yes." "MIT." "He got into our school's security network and ruined some major servers, including our personal ones." "(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)" "Nic, I want you to watch something." "(JONAH LAUGHING)" "JONAH:" "A big mama sat in that chair." "(GASPS)" "You definitely weren't pursuing a hacker." "JONAH:" "Hey." "Hey" "Jonah?" "Nic." "Jonah!" "Nic!" "Oh, my God!" "Jonah, where are you?" "I don't know." "I'm locked up, I'm in a room." "Me, too." "I'm in a locked room, dude." "Where are we?" "I heard them say we're not allowed above ground because we were contaminated." "What the hell was Nomad?" "What have they told you?" "Not much." "I saw Haley." "She's in a coma or something." "Nic, they're doing some weird shit here, man." "My body doesn't feel right." "Nic, I gotta go." "What?" "Where?" "This place is run like a clock." "I can't believe you're in the vent!" "What?" "Dude, I'm not in the vent." "I'm not in the vent!" "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Why don't you have any clocks that work?" "Clocks that work?" "Yeah." "The one in the hallway is stuck at 12:30." "Which hallway?" "Seven windows back." "Left turn." "Four windows." "Right turn." "Two windows on the right." "Next to the bathroom with its sign upside down." "It's stuck at 12:30." "Nic, it's a broken clock." "Thank you for bringing it to my attention." "Can we please proceed with the shapes and colors?" "Screw this." "This is stupid." "What's the matter, Nic?" "Can't you do it?" "No, I choose not to do it." "Choose?" "You choose not to do it?" "That sounds like pride talking." "False and foolish pride." "That's all." "(SCOFFING)" "Pyramid, yellow." "And the..." "Cube, blue." "Sphere, green." "The blue tile here that says "Zero"" "corresponds with the green cube." "The yellow tile here that says "Six" goes with the cube." "The green tile here that says "Five" goes with the yellow pyramid." "The green cube goes with the blue shaped cube." "The yellow written sphere goes with the green-shaped sphere." "The blue written pyramid goes with the yellow-shaped pyramid." ""Blue," written in yellow, "yellow," in green, correspond the visible colors and shapes rather than the written words because the spectral quality of light is more objective, so to speak, than the written English words of those colors." "I see." "You see?" "What do you mean, you see?" "You, Nic." "I see you and I think I'm beginning to understand something more about you." "Understand what?" "The colors, the shapes, they have an effect on you." "I'd say it was an emotional effect, wouldn't you?" "I don't care about the shapes and colors, they don't mean anything to me." "They don't mean shit to me!" "You're the one that's infuriating me, you quack!" ""Quack."" ""Quack."" "I wanna see Haley and I'm not gonna say another word until you let me see her." "Okay, Nic." "There's nothing on here." "She's in a coma, Nic." "There's nothing that can be done for her right now." "I promise, as soon as she wakes up, you'll be the first one to see her." "Right now we're doing everything humanly possible." "JONAH:" "Nic, this place is insane." "NIC:" "Yeah, I know." "Listen." "You were right." "This place is run like a clock." "Listen, I need your help." "I've been keeping some event sequences..." "Nic, it was hard to put all this together, but, you know, I think we're sick, or infected." "Hey, Jonah, stop thinking like that, man." "Seriously." "No, they're trying to keep whatever's inside us from metastasizing." "Jonah, stop." "Nothing's metastasizing, okay?" "We're fine." "We're gonna be fine." "No, I'm not." "Just trust me on this." "No, my body is not." "We gotta get out of here." "Yeah, I know." "We will." "Okay, I've got the variables on my keypad." "Now I need you to take back half the sequences, okay?" "Yeah." "I'll help." "Okay." "But my glasses are messed up, though." "Hey, it's gonna be fine." "It's gonna be fine." "Don't worry about your glasses." "Okay, I'm gonna give it to you spatially." "Three v three phone style." "Okay, you ready?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Top-middle, middle-middle, top-left, bottom-left." "2-5-1 -7." "You got it?" "Bottom-left first." "Middle-middle second." "Top-middle third." "Top-left last." "Nic, I'm having a hard time handling this." "They made me drink some weird stuff the other day and I haven't really been able to feel my arms." "Your arms?" "What?" "What do you mean?" "Oh, God!" "(SHIVERING)" "(OBJECTS CLATTERING)" "Dude, who is it?" "I gotta go." "Jonah, hold on a second." "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "(COW MOOING)" "WOMAN:" "Agitate." "(ALARMS BUZZING)" "(COW MOOING)" "(ALARM BLARING)" "Everybody outside." "WOMAN: (OVER PA) Recovery team to level 14." "Subject has breached." "MAN: (OVER PA) Subject has escaped." "Oh, sorry, I was just looking for the water fountain." "(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)" "MAN: (OVER PA) Recovery team to level 14." "Subject has breached." "Escaped." "DAMON:" "Can you raise your arm?" "NIC:" "What happened in the hallway?" "Good." "Still no feeling in your legs?" "What happened to Jonah?" "Look, I know you guys know I can talk to him through the vent." "What the hell did you guys do with him?" "Yes, Nic, we have been listening to you, but the truth of the matter..." "The truth of the matter is, total Mickey Mouse operation here." "Antiquated methodologies, dinosaurs with government grants." "A whole facility built during the first wave of Big Science outdated but allowed to continue pretending that you're important." "I feel sorry for you." "It's pathetic." "Nic." ""The truth of the matter."" "What is the truth of the matter here?" "The only thing I know for certain is that you don't know what you're dealing with." "You will be pulled from this shitty little shack you call a research facility so fast that the only thing relevant to be shown for any of this is the way it's all exposed, wrecked, and forgotten." "You have no idea!" "You have no clue!" "Do you?" "Have any clue how fast dumb, lost little kids like me, Jonah or Nomad could ruin a place like this?" "Have it come to a grinding halt like the stone wheel it is?" "You're clueless law in the Wild West, Damon." "You're a relic protecting ruins." "You're pathetic." "The truth of the matter is, I'm the only one with any sense around here." "(DAMON SIGHING)" "Your friend Jonah was never here, Nic." "We never recovered him." "Bullshit!" "I've been talking to him through the vent this whole time." "Have you really?" "Through your vent, Nic?" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Three, four, five, six, seven..." "Shit." "(PANTING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Shit!" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(BEEPING)" "(GROANING)" "God damn it!" "(BEEPING)" "(BEEPING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "(CHEERING)" "Nic." "Hey" "How are you feeling?" "Better." "I had a wonderful dream." "Oh, Yeah'?" "You, um..." "You..." "You won your regionals." "Hay, wake up." "Wake up." "Haley." "Stop it, get off of me!" "Get off of me!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Let go of me!" "Haley!" "Haley, wake up!" "Hey, let go of me!" "Stop it!" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "Haley, wake up!" "Haley!" "Wake up!" "(PANTING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(PANTING) Holy..." "Holy..." "No!" "What the hell?" "Damon!" "What did they do to my legs?" "(GASPING)" "(STRAINING)" "DAMON:" "Nic, we are going to need you to calm down." "Now you understand why we've been so interested in you." "As you can see, your circumstances are very peculiar." "And believe me, we didn't want to shock you with this." "(SCREAMING)" "I'm sure by now you can appreciate where we're coming from." "Now, for your safety and ours," "I'm going to need you to hook yourself up to that IV." "Right over there." "Nic." "I need you to calm down." "Nic." "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)" "Nic." "Don't do this." "(PANTING) Why..." "Why didn't you tell me what happened to my legs?" "How could we?" "We had just recovered you." "Now listen to me." "It is extremely dangerous for you up there." "I can only safeguard you from them down here." "Safeguard me from who?" "(BEEPING)" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)" "(NIC PANTING)" "You Okay?" "Can you feel your legs?" "Come on, we gotta move." "We gotta move." "(GROANING)" "You Okay?" "What's happening?" "Come on, let's go." "(VEHICLE APPROACHING)" "(MIRABELLE HUMMING)" "I'm sorry to interrupt, but do you know how long it is until the gas station?" "Hmm?" "Oh, it's just up a ways." "Okay." "Thank you." "And where are we exactly?" "When our car broke down, we kind of got lost." "That's okay." "That happens to a lot of people out in these parts." "Right." "I always tell people they should take comfort in the thought that they are always watching over us." "Hmm." "(GASPS) (BRAKES SCREECHING)" "(EXHALING SHARPLY)" "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "Listen, with your mouth open, like this." "(MIRABELLE QUIVERING) Excuse me?" "(LAUGHING)" "Their horns are watching over us." "I'm sorry." "Who's watching us?" "God's little angels." "Who else?" "(HUMMING)" "NIC:" "Thanks again for the ride." "You have the rest of the day nicely." "Just push from the inside out." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Inside out, don't forget." "NIC:" "Okay, thanks." "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "I'm gonna go use the phone, okay?" "I'm gonna get us help." "Stay here." "Don't move." "Haley!" "Haley, sit down." "Sit down." "I'm serious, okay?" "I'm serious." "Don't move." "I'm gonna get us out of here, okay?" "Yeah, okay." "(MUSIC CONTINUING)" "(SONG CHANGING)" "WOMAN: (ON NR) The network is currently unavailable." "Please try again later." "The network is currently unavailable." "Please try again later." "REPORTER: (ON TV) The two subjects, considered possibly contagious, have escaped from a medical research facility." "Nicholas Eastman and Haley Peterson are believed to be traveling on foot and should not be approached." "Please alert your local authorities." "Thank you." "Now we'll return to your regularly scheduled programming." "Haley!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Haley!" "Stop the truck!" "Christ." "What the hell are you doing?" "Get back!" "You get back now!" "Stop the truck!" "Stop it!" "Get off my truck!" "Haley!" "Stop the truck!" "Haley!" "Get off the goddamn truck!" "(GRUNTING)" "Haley!" "Get away'" "Stop!" "What is wrong with you?" "Boy, what's going on with your leg?" "NIC:" "Come on." "You won't get far." "(LAUGHING)" "Nic." "Nic, what happened to your legs?" "Haley, I already explained to you." "Are you feeling okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm okay." "We're gonna be fine." "Just..." "Just try to relax." "(TURNING RADIO ON) (STATIC)" "Oh, shit." "Is something wrong, Officer?" "Is there some kind of trouble?" "No trouble at all, ma'am." "No trouble at all." "Please." "Will you accompany me?" "Certainly." "It doesn't make any sense." "Where's the rest of the road?" "DAMON: (OVER PA) Mirabelle, have you had contact with any strangers lately?" "Oh, yes." "We talked about so many wonderful things." "But where did you take them, Mirabelle?" "What was your proximity to them?" "(LAUGHING)" "It is so easy to find." "Always such a nice bit of color against the dark nights." "Dark nights, dark nights." "Dark nights, dark nights." "Dark nights, nights..." "We could have a picnic." "A picnic." "A picnic." "Have a picnic." "(LAUGHING)" "In a... (LAUGHING)" "In a..." "In a... (LAUGHING)" "On a... (LAUGHING)" "We're coming to get you." "(ENGINE TURNING OFF)" "HALEY:" "Is that the same canyon?" "I don't know." "I thought we already passed it." "Before." "Maybe we circled back?" "Yeah, maybe." "I don't know." "It looks abandoned." "What are you looking for?" "A gun, like, a cell phone or a map or something in here." "(OBJECTS RATTLING)" "Do you wanna wear that?" "Come on, let's check it out." "WOMAN: (OVER NR) The network is currently unavailable." "Haley, did you find anything?" "Haley?" "Hey" "Yeah, I found a map, but there's not much information on it." ""You are here."" "But we can't be." "We drove down, right?" "Isn't that the same gorge we just came from?" "Then that town, Good Springs, should be down here, right?" "I guess." "(SIGHING) I don't get it." "(DISTANT WHIRRING)" "What do you think that sound is?" "I don't hear anything, Hay." "What sound?" "There." "I think we should stay here tonight." "Is this my fault?" "What?" "No." "If anything, it's my fault." "I was the one who wanted to follow Nomad." "I don't remember." "Do they hurt?" "It's okay." "So wide." "I hope we can get across it." "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "(CLAN KING)" "(SOFTLY)" "(SHUSHING)" "We should go inside." "(SCREAMING)" "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "No, Jonah!" "Jonah!" "It's me!" "Jonah, Jonah, Jonah!" "Hey, it's Nic!" "Hey!" "It's Nic!" "Jonah, hey." "Hey, buddy, it's me." "It's me." "Shit." "Hello, James." "Long time no see." ""Hello, James."" "(LAUGHING)" "I'm trying to locate three individuals." "Two males, one female." "All extremely contagious." "Have you had any contact with them, James?" "What are you doing in my house?" "I'm glad to see you're comfortable here, but is this your house?" "Belongs to my mommy." "My brother sleeps right there." "Yes?" "And I sleep right there, and I have a little kitty." "Your brother, your mother and your kitty." "Yeah." "Can you remember their names, James?" "(SCREAMING)" "Extraordinary, your will to survive fueled by your anger, your fear, loneliness, frustration." "(MUTTERING)" "I admire you." "I don't understand." "It's all right, James." "(GUNSHOT)" "JONAH:" "I'm sorry I left you guys there." "You know, I swear someone was helping me, though I just can't bring it together." "Jonah, that place was..." "That place!" "This place!" "It's all the same, Nic." "It's all the same." "What are you talking about?" "Look at your legs, man." "Look at your legs." "Look at us." "(STUTTERING) Look for the numbers." "For..." "The tattoo." "Do you have a tattoo?" "(STUTTERING)" "This isn't an ID number?" "It is an ID number, but it's just not for you." "It's an ID for this whole area, Nic." "Two, plus three, plus five, plus 41." "51." "Area 51, Nic." "We're in Area 51." "Jonah, I'm not sure..." "No, look at your legs!" "I'm looking at my legs!" "Watch." "Empty." "Everything is empty." "They're testing us, Nic." "We're like little rats." "Now, did you see the maps?" "What are you talking about, the maps?" "What are you telling me, it's not real?" "Of course it's real." "There's roads, highways, cities on these maps." "They don't exist." "We're trapped in a huge government annex." "Did you meet any of the charming locals?" "Jonah." "Jonah, listen to me." "Listen to me." "Haley is really, really sick." "Okay, we have to tell someone." "We have to tell someone." "We have to expose this." "I'm sick, too." "It's hard to explain, but there's something in me." "There's something that is..." "It's like they took something from me, Nic." "Took what?" "I feel like I'm..." "I feel like I'm full of..." "Gaps?" "Yes." "That's exactly what it is." "I mean, not exactly, but, you know, it's really close." "So you know what I mean?" "Jonah, whose blood is that?" "Is that yours?" "I was trying to get them off." "I was trying to get them off." "Hey, buddy." "We're gonna get somewhere where we can be seen by as many people as possible, okay?" "It's the only way to be safe." "They won't come off." "But how would we do that?" "From what I've seen, there's only one road in here." "Well, that's the one we take." "NIC:" "Okay, we're good." "We're good." "Stop right there." "Hold up." "(ENGINE TURNING OFF)" "Hey, boss." "We have full clearance to pass." "Check it out." "Let's go." "Step out of your vehicle, sir." "No." "That's okay." "It's time to go!" "Block him down." "Block him down." "(TIRES SQUEALING)" "Shit!" "Come on!" "JONAH:" "Shit!" "For God's sake, Nic!" "Stay in the truck!" "Run, Nic!" "NIC:" "Jonah, what are you doing?" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(FIRING CONTINUES)" "it doesn't fucking type!" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(GASPING)" "Jonah!" "Jonah!" "(GRUNTING)" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "NIC:" "Jonah, come on, let's go!" "Get in the truck!" "Come on!" "Get back in!" "Jonah, get in the truck!" "I'm done." "I'm done." "Just get in the truck." "Nic, keep up." "Get in the truck." "You put this shit on the accelerator, go when I yell, "Go."" "You go, Nic." "Okay, Nic?" "I need you to go." "I need you to go." "Please." "(HEART BEATING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Put your seatbelt on." "Nic, I think we should just..." "Hold on." "(TIRE POPPING)" "(TIRE SQUEALING) Nic, stop!" "NIC:" "I'm sorry." "(MOUTHING) I love you." "(NIC SCREAMING)" "NIC:" "Haley!" "DAMON:" "Don't even think about it, Nic." "You can't reach her." "On my side." "Take a look at yourself, Nic." "The perfect integration of human will" "and alien technology." "Our finest achievement." "Nomad?" "Nomad!" "Nomad, yes." "I brought you here." "But remember, Nic, you were the one who came looking for me." "So you might want to ask yourself," ""Did I find what I was looking for?"" "(INAUDIBLE)" "(CLANKING)" "(GASPING)" "(CLANKING)"

"♪♪" "(warbling, beeping)" "(Warbling, beeping)" "Good hunting." "(Engine revving)" "(warbling, beeping)" "(sonar whirring)" "Is it a distress beacon or not?" "I can't tell, sir." "It has a NATO signature, but it won't unscramble." "(Warbling, beeping)" "What's it coming from?" "I don't know, sir." "Sonar's malfunctioning." "It was directly ahead on our plotted course." "Contact in ten minutes at cruise speed." "(Computer beeping)" "The computers are going crazy." "What's our status?" "Damage reports?" "Our computers are all corrupting, sir." "They've started into the descrambler." "Reactor's heating up, Skipper." "Go to manual and bypass computers." "We got a computer virus on board." "It's a blatant act of aggression." "That beacon's sole purpose was to infect our computer with a virus." "General quarters, condition zebra." "We'll neutralize the transmitters." "(Alarm blaring)" "Go torpedoes, fire at two-one." "Zebra." "Go." "Move!" "Ready." "Lock it up." "Go." "Fire on my mark." "Can we rely on weapon systems?" "I'm not sure, sir." "They could be corrupted, too." "We have to take a chance." "On my mark." "Fire." "(Men screaming, shouting)" "(rumbling)" "(shouting continues)" "Into the escape bells!" "Everyone!" "(Muffled explosions)" "Into the escape bells." "Everyone, into the escape b... (alarm blaring)" "(theme music playing)" "♪♪" "I guess it takes a special breed of man to fly one of these babies." "Well, they're a special breed of aircraft." "Part flying machine, part computer." "The age of the microchip." "Long step from the Wright brothers." "Climb in." "(Beeping)" "MALE VOICE:" "Good morning, Jim." "The USS Concord was one of the newest submarines to join our Pacific fleet." "Two days ago, she was lost at sea," "Apparently, the result of sophisticated sabotage." "The loss has been temporarily kept from the press." "Only three of her crew survived, via their escape bells." "These survivors confirm that the Concord blew apart at the moment of a retaliatory torpedo launch against a radio beacon similar to this." "The beacon was a fatal lure for the Concord." "And our information from black market intelligence confirms its destructiveness comes from a computer virus." "East-West arms negotiations canceled development of these weapons on both sides three years ago." "Since almost all modern ships are controlled by computer, the unpredictable results of this technology could undermine the balance of power and threaten world peace." "Our intelligence agencies are convinced that the sinking was a ruthless demonstration for this man, Etienne Reynard, weapons procurer for an extremist state." "Surveillance suggests he is negotiating to purchase the computer virus to wreak havoc on U.S. shipping in the Gulf." "The virus program must be discovered so that countermeasures can be developed." "Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to obtain that virus program and put its creators permanently out of the arms business." "As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions." "This disc will self-destruct in five seconds." "Good luck, Jim." "(Rapid beeping)" "(hissing)" "Only a handful of the computer virus transmitters would be enough to deny U.S. ships access to vast stretches of the world's oceans." "Now, we've been intercepting Mr. Reynard's telephone calls." "(Computer beeps)" "He's gotten top secret Navy intelligence reports on the sinking of the Concord." "And we've also learned that he's booked a seat on board the hovercraft into Hong Kong two days from now." "We think it's at this international terminal where he will meet the supplier of the computer virus." "And that'll be our chance to identify the supplier." "And make some serious changes to his game plan." "Ready, Nicholas?" "Mm-hmm." "All right, two old friends having a good time." "(Camera clicks)" "Got it." "(Computer beeping quietly)" "(printer hums)" "How do we recover this, uh, computer virus?" "Well, a computer virus is man-made." "String of numbers, programs that attack computer software." "The danger they pose to humans isn't from the computer virus itself, but from the computers they may cause to malfunction." "That's exactly what happened to the Concord." "Then if we know the program, we can find the antidote." "That's right." "All Reynard's preparations point to the transaction taking place a short distance from the hovercraft terminal, so timing will be critical." "We won't know who the supplier is until the moment Reynard identifies him." "(People chattering quietly)" "These are just for you, my dear." "There you go." "(laughs)" "You know, that stuff just cracks me up." "I mean, laugh and the world laughs with you." "Isn't that what they say?" "Bradley Dawson's the name." "Novelties and gimmicks." "(Clears throat)" "There you are, son." "This sticker is a ridiculous thing." "It won't come off." "Oh, no, no, that's for free." "That's just on me." "(Women speaking over P.A. In Chinese)" "MAN (over P.A.):" "Passengers leaving for Macau, proceed to gate four." "Could be any of those people." "(Women speaking over P.A. In Chinese)" "MAN (over P.A.):" "Passengers leaving for Canton, we'll be boarding in five minutes at gate 15." "(Women speaking over P.A. In Chinese)" "MAN (over P.A.):" "Those passengers continuing on to Kowloon, your boat has been delayed for two hours." "There's Reynard." "GRANT:" "Keep an eye on him." "See if he makes contact with anyone." "That's him, in the blue suit." "All right, Nicholas." "Blue suit, at 1:00." "This is one dangerous guy." "All right, Nicholas, we're patched in." "Your man's an admiral." "U.S. Navy." "Edgar Gene Sheppard." "Decorated." "Head of Digital Warfare, strong opponent of the East-West Accord on Virus Weapons." "Yes, I see him." "Contact lenses." "Now, they could be useful." "(Dog whining softly)" "(dog panting)" "(dog barking)" "(security yelling in Chinese)" " Go!" "Hey!" " Let us through!" "Let us through!" " Easy!" "(Speaking Chinese)" "Easy!" "Leave me alone." "There's a mistake." "GRANT:" "Ah, yes, the delicate scent of tomcats." "Like a red rag to a bull." "This way." "(Barking continues)" "In here." "Sit." "Passport." "Sheppard." "You so much as blink, and you're a dead man." "(Gun hammer cocks)" "Who are you?" "My name is Oseri." "I'm Reynard's backup in case anything went wrong." "You saw me get off the hovercraft." "That proves very little." "Well, if I'm not who I say I am, how come I knew how to recognize you, Admiral?" "OFFICIAL:" "Can you explain that, Mr. Reynard?" "REYNARD:" "I have been set up." "It's a trick." "Those are not my weapons." "How do I know you're who you say you are?" "Perhaps this will convince you." "What about Reynard?" "Our embassy will have him out within 48 hours." "Well, this business is a lot more urgent, don't you think?" "(Women speaking over P.A. In Chinese)" "MAN (over P.A.):" "Passengers leaving for Canton, we'll be boarding in five minutes at gate 15." "PHELPS (over radio):" "Grant, how's it going?" "So far, so good." "We think Nicholas has his man convinced." "Good." "Then it's time for you two to take Reynard out of the play completely." "(Door opens)" "I want no interruptions!" "Narcotics Division." "We've been after this man for some time." "You have nothing to hold me here." "His name is Reynard." "He acts as a decoy." "If you check this label, you'll see that it casts a silhouette of a gun and a grenade." "GRANT:" "Cat scent impregnated in that label was more than enough to alert your guard dogs." "So while you're interrogating this man..." "His accomplice moves through customs undetected." "I have never heard such rubbish." "Tell it on the move, pal." "REYNARD:" "it's all lies!" "That's what they all say." "You'll get our full report." "(Aerosol hisses)" "All right." "The bidding will be over within the hour." "I trust your government has given you plenty of bargaining power." "Of course." " You ready, pal?" " Yeah." "(Engine starts)" "(beeps)" "MAX:" "You got 'em?" "GRANT:" "Yep." "Got 'em." "They're heading south." " Are we secure?" " Mm-hmm." "Sir." "Hurry, I don't like to be late." "SHEPPARD:" "Gentlemen." "I'm sorry we are late." "I thank the United States Navy for two things:" "a sense of punctuality, and the many secrets she has shared with me." "This is Mr. Oseri." "We won't delay the proceedings with more formal introductions." "As you know, today you are bidding on the anti-shipping computer virus." "It goes without saying how potent this weapon has been in recent times." "You have all received your shipments of contaminated beacons." "Each beacon is armed and ready to transmit the computer virus." "But, like fire, the virus is a great servant but a bad master." "I have given you these, free of charge." "But use the beacons without this antidote formula in your ship's computer systems, and the virus will destroy those systems, as well as your enemy's." "But... by purchasing the antidote, the highest bidder may safely use the computer virus to its most devastating effect." "♪♪" "If everyone's ready, shall we commence the bidding?" "All right, Max, we're online." "Are you set?" "Roger." "We interrupt this television broadcast." "Further reports have reached us concerning the recent tragic loss of the U.S. submarine Concord." "It is now believed there are only three survivors, one of whom is the man in charge, Commander O'Neill." "Four million U.S. dollars." "4.5." "(Door opens, closes)" "Six million U.S. dollars." "6.5 million." "(Whispers)" "$12 million." "Gentlemen, let's interrupt the bidding for a minute." "There's an interesting news item on television that may stimulate your enthusiasm." "$12 million." "I've made a bid." "And here is an urgent message, just to hand." "Two chemical tankers have collided off the coast of Hong Kong, sending a lethal gas cloud downwind." "Both ships' crews are presumed dead and tens of thousands of Hong Kong's coastal residents" " That's here." "are also feared asphyxiated." "That's heading towards us." "Viewers in the affected area are urged to move inland immediately." "And those unable to move should close all windows and doors." "Yeah, let's do it." "Good night, guys." "(Gas hissing)" "...believe the computer malfunctions were reported by both ships only minutes before the collision." "At this stage, there appears no plausible explanation for the apparently bizarre coincidence." "(Coughing)" "Prevailing winds continue to carry the gas cloud south, and estimates of the death toll are growing." "There's no information to hand as yet of a possible antidote to the poisonous vapor, but scientists offer little hope to those directly affected by the gas." "It's here." "The gas is here." "Somebody must have deployed that virus without my permission... without this." "You idiots!" "Who was it?" "It can only have been one of you." "(Gasping)" " Get out of here." "(coughing)" "Of course." "The so-called mix-up at customs." "(Gasping, coughing)" "(engine starts)" "(car horn honking)" "(crashing thud)" "(horn continues honking) it's time for some answers, Mr. Oseri." "(Coughing)" "(gasping)" "(horn honking)" "(device beeps)" "Jim, Sheppard has destroyed the computer disk." "I couldn't stop him." "All right, Nicholas." "Uh, we'll move to second stage." "Proceed as planned." "Right." "You all right?" "Yes, but the disk has been destroyed." "Let's get him out of here." "(Horn continues honking)" "How'd you get here?" "U.S. Navy chopper, sir." "Coming back in now." "All right, here he comes." "Ready to grab him." "Damn it." "Okay, sir." "that's it." "Easy, now." "We got you." " Got you." " Easy, now." "Whoa, hang on to me." "(Indistinct conversations)" "This way, sir." "We'll get you some dry gear." "Admiral." "Welcome aboard the Detroit." "Take the admiral to sick bay." "(Sonar beeping steadily)" "SHEPPARD:" "Pain in the chest." "You have to do something for me." "My lungs!" "My lungs are on fire." "Just relax, Admiral." "Captain Cartwright was flown in especially." "He's head of toxicology at weapons research." "PHELPS:" "Oxygen, a demand system." "Just breathe in as you need it." "You're lucky to be alive." "Death toll on the mainland is in the tens of thousands." "My eyes." "My eyes are burning." "Let me see." "Oh, no wonder-- you've got contact lenses." "They've trapped the irritants underneath." "Can you get them out?" "All right." "Here." "Here." "Here." "(Coughs)" "Yeah." "Admiral Sheppard seems to be having one of those days." "Well, it's going to get a lot worse." "Contact lenses." "It's time the admiral had a new prescription." "I can control either or both lenses, making them more or less opaque." "Who turned out the lights?" "(Sheppard grunts)" "(grunts)" "♪♪" "The crew of the Concord." "Not too close, Admiral." "There may be some residual radioactive contamination." "Your contact lenses." "All cleaned up." "You said, uh, radioactive contamination?" "The Concord's reactor breached." "These were the survivors." "Only her captain is hanging on." "The Concord?" "Commander O'Neill?" "Yes." "Got your sea legs, Admiral?" "I've got something to show you." "This was all that was left of the Concord." "Fleet headquarters thinks a computer virus led to the explosion, but they want proof." "And you're the resident expert." "Then my rescue wasn't a coincidence." "I'm afraid not, sir." "For a moment, we had another duty." "We were approaching from upwind to sink the burning tankers." "Chinese strike aircraft and Soviet bombers went in earlier, but all aircraft are reported missing." "I'm afraid there's more to this fire than meets the eye." "Distress calls were received from both tankers before the collision, and both tankers talked about answering a distress beacon." "Stay well clear." "You can't go near them." "We have to proceed as ordered, sir." "Ordered?" "By whom?" "I was brought here as an expert." "I'm telling you, put this ship about." " Admiral." " Commander, put this ship about." "If you insist, sir, but I will need you to confirm with operations headquarters." "Commander." "Object in the water." "Radar thinks it's an aircraft." "Sir." "PHELPS:" "Those must be the burning tankers." "On the port side-- a ditched aircraft." "Prepare to launch inflatables." "Russian anti-sub helo from the Leningrad." "That's the third aircraft they've lost tonight." "Leningrad's a nuclear aircraft carrier, isn't she?" "SHEPPARD:" "A survivor clinging to the tail spar." "Dispatch the inflatable." "Bring the pilot aboard." "♪♪" "My orders are confirmed." "I am to sink the wrecks immediately." "The Russians have lost control of the Leningrad." "It's a computer virus." "(Russian accent):" "No!" "Nyet!" "Nyet!" "Save yourselves." "Destroy my helicopter." "I picked up something." "It sank the Leningrad." "Take me!" "Don't touch it, you idiot!" "MAN (over speaker):" "General quarters!" "Man your battle stations!" "Man your battle stations!" "(Explosion) -(yells)" "(loud rumbling)" "SHEPPARD:" "it's the Leningrad." "MAX:" "Everybody below." "Prepare to dive." "(Alarm blaring)" "My God, I c..." "I can't see!" "I'm blind!" " Admiral..." " I'm blind!" "I'm blind!" " Help me." "I can't see." " PHELPS:" "Calm down, now." "I can't see!" "(Sonar beeping steadily)" "Turn." "Crash dive." "Dive!" "Dive!" "(Alarm blaring)" "MAN (over speakers):" "Hatch is secure." "Diving." "Diving." "Whoa, this way, Admiral." " Here we go." " My eyes." "(Alarm continues blaring)" "Pain in my eyes... (Sheppard grunting)" "(loud whirring)" "SHANNON:" "Welcome aboard, Commander O'Neill." "PHELPS:" "Okay, we're right here." "Your hand's on it." "Now, sit." "When the Leningrad exploded, your retinas were burned by the radiation." "I'm blind." "You're blind in your left eye, but the drops should help your right one." "You should have partial vision." "(Sighs):" "Is the Russian pilot in here, Doctor?" "She's dead." "(Sighs) Well, what should I do with this, sir?" "(Whirring, beeping)" "(man speaking indistinctly over speakers)" "(over speakers):" "Stand by." "(Sheppard gasps)" "Fools!" "Damn fools!" "(Over speakers):" "Torpedoes loaded, forward tubes one and two." "No!" "You can't launch your weapons!" "This beacon has transmitted the virus!" "Your ship is contaminated!" "(Over speakers):" "Torpedo target data downloaded." "You were right, Admiral." "(Coughs) it'll blow apart at launch." "(Over speakers):" "Launch in 60 seconds." "No!" "Look at you!" " Stand by." " It could happen to all of us!" " No!" "Stop the launch!" "(alarm blaring)" "No!" "It's too late, Admiral!" "You can't stop it!" "Stop the launch!" "Stop, for God's sake!" "(Over speakers):" "30 seconds and counting." "Stop the launch!" "That's an order!" "What do you think you're doing?" "A manual target bearing, sir." "My electronic targeting system went haywire a few seconds ago." "You idiot!" "This ship has got the virus!" " Admiral, take it easy." " What?" "!" "NICHOLAS:" "Listen to him, Commander." "I'm a dead man..." "but you got a choice." "Get these men to sick bay." "No!" "No!" "MAX:" "Starboard 20, steady." " SHEPPARD:" "No!" "You idiot!" " Target bearing 120 degrees, range 2,000." "No!" " No!" " This way, sir." "You'll be safe in here, sir." "No!" "No!" "(Over speakers):" "Ten ... nine... eight... seven... six..." "five... four..." " Let me out!" " I can save us!" "I can save us all!" "...three, two..." "Make peace with your maker, Admiral." "(Over speakers):" "Launching." "(Yells)" "(over speakers):" "General quarters." "Condition zero." "(Alarm blaring)" "(grunts, bangs on door)" "Let me out!" "Let me out of here!" "Open the door!" "Let me out!" "Let me out of here!" "Open this door!" "Let me out!" "Let me out!" "(Hull creaking)" "GRANT:" "32 degrees." "We can't hold her level." "MAX:" "Trip ballast." "GRANT:" "She's not responding, Skipper." "Reactor to maximum power." "Screws are reversed, sir, but she still losing revs, she's just not responding." "We're too heavy." "Unless we get full reverse thrust we'll keep sinking." "2,600 feet." "Computer still won't respond?" " I can help you!" "Get this blind admiral off the bridge." "I can see enough to help you!" "2,650 feet, sir." "This ship is infected with a computer virus!" "The transmitter came aboard with the Russian pilot." "I've got the expertise!" "I can neutralize this virus!" "If you can do this, Admiral, do it quickly." "Because if you don't, we're gonna break up at 2,800 feet." "2,670 feet, sir!" "(Loud boom, electronic crackling)" "(beeping)" "(over speakers):" "2,690." "2,800 feet." "It's complete." "He's entered it into the system." "We're not through with Admiral Sheppard yet." "All right!" "The virus has been stopped!" "I killed it!" "Now, get me out of here!" "Stop us sinking!" "(Over speakers):" "2,820 feet." "The reactor's going up." "(Explosion) -(yells)" "(electrical zapping, crackling)" "(over speakers):" "Abandon ship." "Go directly to the aft escape bells." "(Sheppard yells)" "NICHOLAS:" "It was you, wasn't it?" "!" "You murdering traitor!" "Your virus!" "Used it on your own people!" "MAX:" "You sank the Concord!" "SHEPPARD:" "So what?" "!" "Who's going to tell them?" "You're the traitors, not me." "(Whooshing)" "I gave it all to you on a platter." "But you wanted an arms accord instead." "Sure, I sank the Concord." "I had to show I was right." "This should be a box office hit at fleet headquarters." "I gave it all to you on a platter." "But you wanted an arms accord instead." "Sure, I sank the Concord." "I had to show I was right." "The virus cure... and the confession." "Our job is done." "(Whirring)" "(whoosh)" "(liquid dripping, echoing)" "Commander?" "GRANT (over speakers):" "3,020 feet." "3,050 feet." " Three thou..." "(clicks off)" "(grunts)" "(door squeaks, echoes)" "(steady clicking)" "(water sloshing)" "(projector clicking)" "MAN:" "Admiral Edgar Gene Sheppard, we have a warrant for your arrest." "Let's get out of here." "This is the kind of place where you could catch a nasty virus." "(Theme music playing)"

"1878, Congress of Berlin." "Proclamation:" "We, emperor of Austria, king of Czechs, Hungary etc... to Bosnia" "New crime of Vienna:" "Annexation of Bosnia Herzegovina..." "Martial law..." ""Voice of freedom" CENSORED" "Mass demonstrations in Dubrovnik" "Assassin in Zagreb Opera house Luka Jukich fired at viceroy Cuvaj" "Zagreb:" "Mass demonstration again!" "Punishments for demonstrators!" "SHOTS FIRED AT GENERAL VARESHANIN" "Assassin Bogdan Zheraich Sarajevo, December 16" "Bogdan Zheraich committed suicide." "ASSASSINATION AT SARAJEVO" "Since Kingdom of Serbia constantly support subversive actions in Austro-Hungarian monarchy specially in province of Bosnia and stubbornly support bosnian immigrants giving them asylum, supporting their revolutionary propaganda, providing weapons for terrorist attacks..." "Are you ok Your majesty?" "Should I pause?" "Nein, Nein... just go on." "Since we consider this as act of direct aggression, our military command got instructions to answer that with military force, so I authorized them to prepare invasion on Kingdom of Serbia." "His royal imperial majesty:" "Frantz Joseph." "Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary an so on, and so on." "You have told me, baron Conrad, that you have new suggestion." "And what is new in this?" "One eternal and monotonous song." "If I may be free to repeat myself:" "this is for a benefit of monarchy." "But you really constantly parrot yourself." "War, war, immediately." "So, we attack Serbia." "Russia will jump to help her." "Want dare till Germany back us." "Aim in Bosnia is clear." "We must destroy that nest, once and for all." "Till they are still weak." "Yah, Kaiser will help us." "France will help Russia." "England will side by France." "And so, where is the end?" " Russia want dare." "Nor France." "Only 40 days." "Germany want need more to bring France on its knees." "You ask from me baron, that because of some Balkan mosquito," "I destroy whole Europe" "Considering maneuvers..." "Is it so important that my nephew attends it?" "Military headquarter believes it is, Your highness." "Beside Your H., his presence is only which can demonstrate seriousness of this maneuvers." "Besides, he is trusted by German emperor William." "And that's very important." "Baron, I'll tell you something:" "Confidentially." "No need to spread it further." "Sometimes, I so wish to die." "For long time, that isn't repulsive to me." "But when I think on my nephew when I think on him as head of Habsburg dynasty as Austrian emperor as king of Hungary, Chech, Moravia, Galicia, Croatia, Bosnia so on..." "Then I wish..." "that I may live forever." "Dear nephew." "Majesty." "Baron Conrad." " Your H." "They tell me... something's wrong with your health." "Nothing serious." "Still enough serious that you don't want to attend maneuvers." "I've heard that in Sarajevo is too hot." "And I am not easy with hot climate." "As you know, Your Majesty." "And how is a duchess?" "Fine, thanks." "Nice that you ask." "As I've understood, you have complained about program for a duchess." "Yes, I did." "If we change program, will that change your health condition?" "For what purpose?" "What would you like?" "First: if I travel on war ship, she'll go with me." "Not separately by train." "Second:" "let her attend military parade and banquet latter." "Third:" "During reception in Sarajevo, she'll sit in a car beside me." "You marry her, even you've known that I oppose that marriage." "And you promised that she will renounce any of dynasty rights." "That she won't participate in any of your duties." "Did you accept that, or not?" "Yes, but not that anyone treat her like a servant." "I declare her a duchess, dance with her, honored her." "Yes. but.." "But I newer was, nor I will allow that you exult your morganatic wife, to imperial heights." "You may, or may not go to Bosnia." "As you pleased." "But if you go, then it will be only to inspect our army." "As represent of monarchy, as symbol of crown." "And if she goes, it will be only as your wife." "She will not receive any imperial honors." "And that's the final." " No." "No, she'll travel only as your wife, he told me." "Period." "Period." "What kind of man can said that?" "Ferdi, please." "I declare her a duchess, dance with her, honored her" "Stubborn idiot." " But I don't want honors." "Why make a problem about it?" "Cos he always want to humiliate you." "That's why." "I am so terribly sorry, Sophie." "I won't go, I cant." " But you must for your own sake." "I wont go without you." " But I want to go." "What?" "You accept these conditions?" "Of course." "No." "You must go." "You are on high position now." "Supreme commander of military force." "Only in that rank he'll accept You." "He to accept me?" "I have an idea." "We shall go, but not adhere to official program." "I have one more card in a pocket." " What kind?" "Visit of German emperor Wilhelm." "That's our protocol problems, you can't put him in it." "So you think I can't?" "We'll see." "Look, your Majesty, isn't this prime example?" " Sure." "This one is new?" "Yes!" "Belongs to Sophie." "Outstanding." "You remember this one?" "Ah, yes." "That was No. 4000.th and..." "No, no. 5001." "You really count every deer you kill?" " Off course." "My game wardens do." "Isn't this 4999.?" " No." "They are really meticulous." "Ferdi got telegram few days ago." "Most humbly, we inform you, that during last count on Kozly, we count 380 hares, who happily awaits for you to kill them." "Really Ferdi, with munition you have spent here," "You could bring order to Serbia Montenegro." "Gentlemen, I leave you alone, to contemplate future of the world." "Charming, isn't she?" "Do they still bitter her life?" "To my grate sadness, yes." "Your remark about SerbiaMontenegro, you were serious?" "I was." "They expect from me to use your visit to cautiously find how Germany would align itself." "If we attack Serbia." "Is there any doubts on us?" "Not by me." "(folk music, rhymes in Serbian)" "Kaisser Franc dance the waltz, his knees are shaking, scratch the balls of Potiorek, crown for Ferdi he is making." "Go Ferdi, hunt your crown, but return Bosnia to us, instead of Bosnia, we'll give you "this"." "Herceg-Bosnia, shake and slam, let it be a slam, when Bosnians get mad, it will become really bad." "Maybe its not horror to someone, but it isn't joke certainly," "When Germans for 30 years oppress, molest squeeze harshly." "This is wrong." "What can we achieve with this?" "Remove the evildoer?" "That doesn't help revolution." "Silence." "What revolution?" "What do you mean?" "Fundamental social change, not some theatrical gesture." "Yes, no one benefit from that:" "killings, assassinations..." "Whom we kill today?" "Russian tzar, German Kaiser, Austrian Metushalah?" "It's the same anyway." "Stupid anarhistic fallacy." "And emperor's oppression, is that OK?" "Their terror, police, army, sending us to die, is that OK?" "No." "They are both unbearable." "Royal violence and individual terror." "You are equalizing that?" "You see my friend, that's for me typical example of urban opportunism." "Gavrilo, what do you think?" "Does killings helps the fight?" "What fight?" "Any fight." "For nations freedom, or social revolt, say." "Or government change." "I agree with you." "Violence is wrong." "And those who disagree, I'll break his neck." "And what do write there, huh?" "Will you say what do you write." "I just writing." "Listen You,... you forget that you are guest in my country." "Gimme that." "That's the... songs." "He is writing to his girlfriend in Sarajevo." "And he never sends them." "In Belgrade, June 1914." "To Jelena." "Is still grey the rose, I gave it to thou, or she fade away, who would that know?" "But in faraway world, where I am stick," "I see it shinning at your cheek." "...your cheek..." "Is it maybe her ass?" ""Zlatna moruna" ie "Golden sturgeon" restaurant" "Didn't I warned you?" "Don't turn attention on yourself." "I cant understand you." " We aren't." "That one started first." "It wasn't about politics." " Yah." "But you must be more cautious." "I didn't expect that from you." " Something new for us?" "I travel tomorrow morning." " And stuff?" "Bring you tomorrow." "Long live Ferdinand." " Drop dead." "Did you told her that you are coming?" " Of course not." "At least to parents?" " No, no one." "These books, Gavro, we could donate." "No." " Cos that would delay our departure?" "Ah Sharatz has arrived." " Morning." "Gavro." "Cmon, undress yourself." "To pull a trigger, throw a bomb, that's easy to learn." "To cross the border with this burden is a bit more difficult." "You'll must be more skilled handy, and have more strength, cos this toys are heavy, and become even more heavier." "And don't be afraid that they will activate accidentally." "Cos you must smack the fuse with something hard." "Heh, look at him." "Bare skin bones, and he wants to change the world." "Yeah, from very foundations." "You doubt?" "No..." "But remember." "Same difficult is here as across the border, in Bosnia." "So take a grate care." "Be very vigilant." "Hold it more aside." "To remain undetected." "Fasten." "Like this." "Now, take a look at your path." "And again, remember:" "You must be extra cautious and mind every step." "On both sides, danger lurks." "Even Serbia is free country, there are still many obstacles." "Now, remember well:" "From Belgrade to Sabac by boat on river Sava." "From there by train to Zvornik." "There you pick your connection, as I told you." "That will transfer you across the border." "When you arrive in Bosnia, pay attention on this hot spots." "These are police check points, all the way to Sarajevo." "And no wine women." "Lets try." "Walk around." "Forward... reverse... here." "Don't walk like monkeys." "Straight up..." "Like this." "First cop you met will ask:" "HEY YOU." "You walk like monkey, what do you have there?" "Whats this?" " Well... that is... present, for Jelena, Gavrilo's girlfriend from Sarajevo." "Sharac!" "Wait a moment." "Via Sarajevo." "And now... lets repeat a oath, of late Zheraic." "Death to Austrohungarian empire." "Who wants to live..." "Let him die... who wants to die..." "will live forever." "There:" "Ah majestic and blue river Drina border of my Bosnia and Serbia." "Day has come, that I cross, you so hesitant, to liberate our beloved homeland." "Yours:" "Nedeljko." "And You'll send this?" "Why not." "This isn't only mine." "There are some verses of teacher Zheraic." "Where you get will for writing?" " But not political stuff." "And I don't sign." "You are writing same stuff to every girl." "Why not, when they don't know each other." "Throw away that paper." " Why?" " Throw away." " I want." "Leave it..." "We just wonder, who is more pretty." "You, or river Drina." "And what you have decided?" " For now: food." "No?" " Ah, they are revolutionist." "No wine, no women." "But I ain't saint." "Are you Bosnians?" " Yes, travel back home, to Sarajevo to kill Ferdinand." "Nedeljko." "Did lost your mind?" "Whats wrong with you?" "I was joking." " You call that a joke." "Fooling around in pub, on border." "I was just joking." "I like her." "See her smiling." "You are a complete idiot." "Smiling, you say." "And when start to talk around," "Maybe Ferdinand die out of laughter because of you." "You are irresponsible gasbag!" "Calm down, Gavro." " Who are you to speak like that." "Besides, whose idea was to kill him." "Ok, you got it first, so what." "We are not now in park to walk dream." "Lives are at stake." "This is reality." "I didn't do nothing." " Wait a second." "You'll cross the border alone." "Give me weapon." "Gavro, what are you doing?" "That's ok for you." " He is right." "I agree." "We'll met in Tuzla." "That's less dangerous." "Good evening Hrbic." " Hello." "Take these boys and send them to Tuzla by old connection." "I cant take that." "I cant." "They told us." "Jovanovic will help you in need." "Shall we go in train with all of this?" "I want to help." "Look." "I'll give you suit, that you don't wear rags." "But what you ask is impossible." "Ok, will you help or not?" "I am also a patriot like you." "But to ask a man of my rank to smuggle this to Sarajevo, are you nuts?" "Not asking to Sarajevo, just keep it and hide it." "We'll send for them." " Whom?" "Doesn't matter whom." "Give us password, he will know and repeat." "Fine." "Let it be yours." "Put in there." "Hello, clumsies." "How did you travel?" "Ah new suit." "Where from?" " Non of your business." "This lady is prime example of national beauty." "For that I would fight for." "For better life, with this." "Your case." "These two guys would never think of that." "And lady go to Sarajevo?" "Yes." " This will be wonderful journey." "Why such nice girl like you, goes alone in Sarajevo." "Who say that I am nice?" "Aren't you?" "Maybe I am, and maybe I am not." "Maybe we should both find out." "I know what you want." "Still, lets try?" "Documents." "All right." "You enter in Tuzla?" " Yes, in Tuzla." "And when you arrive there?" " When?" "..." "Did you slept there?" " Yes..." "Of course." " Where?" "In hotel." " You mean last night?" "Take this." "They'll arrest him." "Will you help?" "You didn't slept in Tuzla." "You come there in the morning." "Police patrol try to stop you, but you fled." "Gentleman confused me." "Scum." "How could you?" "Promises, promises," "Wait a moment." " He come in Tuzla, to me, promised so much, and then suddenly disappear." "I want you to arrest him." "That's not my jurisdiction." "You, you are all the same." "Man." "They sing well." "But so few of them will return home." "They go on maneuvers." "Hah, maneuvers." "What are this maneuvers but preparation for war." "You don't want find anything about me?" "Aah, together again, nice, nice." "I hear that you have some girl in Sarajevo." "My friend speak too much." "And you:" "like you are buying the words." "With what date XX. century begins?" "So... before you answer, you must think well." "Question is not easy as it seems." "Don't interrupt." "We just want to peek again." "With what date XX. c. begins?" "What kind of question is that." "That's clear." "Allow me, Your H., it's not so clear..." "Obviously, you'll teach them as you think what is correct." "Will be as Your H. say." "Then don't teach them senseless things." "Erase the question." "Continue." "We don't need to farewell again." "Be diligent." "We call you from Bosnia to hear about exam." "When XX. c. begins, what nonsense." " Lets think about." "If one cent. last 100 years..." " Please stop." "We have celebrated end of century together." "It was 1899." "Remember?" " You were inspiring that night." "Really?" "Only that night?" " More than usual." "Where will you go?" " Don't know." "Must find a flat." "And you Trifko?" " To family." "I've got an idea." "His father is a priest." "He can merry us." "Hello Trifko." "Whats up, Muhammed?" " Fine." "Waiting for you." "Hi Gavro." " Hi." "Good bye." "Where is a weapon?" " We left it in Tuzla?" " Why?" "Many reasons." "Nedeljko babbled, cops chase us.So many people are involved." "So many?" " They cast us from hand to hand." "Like some package." "And you?" "I've recruited 2 more guys." "Students." " Who are they?" "Good boys, willing to sacrifice." "They were first in demonstrations." "One got broken ribs in police office." "But I am worry..." " What?" "More I think about it..." "more I question is that wise?" "What: wise?" "No,... no." "All that idea... to commit that." " How can you said that now Daniel?" "I can." " Dint you always spoke...:" " I know what will you said." "...that this is necessary, main action, once for good..." "Ok, ok to move forward this wretched country." "Risks are high, Gavrilo" "Don't think on our lives, but on fact that weapon comes from Serbia." "They'll use that against our nation and our organization." "Foreign conspiracy, they'll say." " Second..." " Wait." "First:" "Serbia is not helping us." "This is of us, "Young Bosnia" and no one else." "And second." "What was a second thing you want to say?" "I am not telling how things are, but how Austria can use them." "Is the individual terror true way to advance revolutionary movement?" "I spoke with workers, syndicate leaders, socialists, and no one support individual terror." "What nonsense is this." "We forge a plan, all happy to participate, and you now philosophy." "To kill some arch duke, huh?" "No, but most lethal among the tyrants." "What is this maneuvers in Bosnia, and his preps for triumph in Sarajevo?" "Demagogue." "He is in a hurry to become an emperor." "Together with a Kaiser to start a war." "Assassin on him will be universal call to insurrection for freedom." "For revolution?" "I am afraid we are acting like amateurs." "And what is the end of it?" "That's up to our posterior." "Isn't farewell also beautiful?" "How is that?" "Cos reunion is even more sweet." "So, you really believe we should separate more often?" "You really want that?" "Well, occasionally, from time to time... maybe for a 10 minutes." "Was your travel ok?" "Were they nice to you?" "Yes, superb, everywhere." "And you?" "Ah, wonderful." "Plethora of stupid speeches." "They rejoice bit more louder and with over-acting." "As usual." "Too much good practice." "And music... what off-key." "We gave them postal service, railway network but too few things they accepted from our culture." "They have their own." "Look at their carpets." "They are beautiful." " Noooo" "Turks teach them that." "What they have created alone?" "What opportunity they have for that?" "As slaves, and that they were." "They were slaves for centuries." "Thus the name "Slavs"." " Yes, but in this century, XX. c." "Which begins in 1901." "You little devil." "You little witch." "No way you dump that XX. c. thing." "C'mon, dress yourself..." "We must dress." "They'll wait for us." "You think they don't know?" "Ferdi." " What?" "Your Rummerskirch told me that there was some unrest during departure from Vienna." " Unrest?" "Yes, in your roomette." "Something with electric wires." " Ah, that." "Light didn't on." "That's all." "So they light the candles." "And you have sit among candles?" "And tell Rummeskirchu: isn't like on a graveyard?" "Yes, it did look to me as some bad omen." "Ferdi?" "Is death for you a reality?" " Reality?" "I am sure you know something more." "You have some information which you are hiding." "Come, Sophi" "Get dress." "If we hurry, we may yet look around Sarajevo." "I would rather stay here." "Lets not go." "That's not in a protocol." " Even better." "We'll go shopping." "No ceremonies protocols." "Just two of us." "Not a word anymore about your hunch." "OK?" "Welcome... by general Oscar Potiorek ...path of motorcade." "They are making it easier for us." "Sketching the path." "It should be done that Sophi don't get hurt." "Maybe they don't go in same car." "I would like too see that pig Potiorek in that car." "Maybe he will." "Tell me if you are the ruler:" "Where would you sit?" "Under his ass." "Into royal ass." "Why have you argued?" "They say you are babbling too much." "Nonsense." "I think that's because they are students, intellectuals, and I humble worker." "Always shit around." "Plonker." " Sorry." "Sit, something to eat?" " Lets go." " Cakes?" "Waitress, baklavas please." "Jelena." "Let's go." "Muhammad, you pay." "When he returned?" "Why he fled?" "You know... actually..." "How can I explain..." "We are all in danger." "Gavrilo is in Sarajevo, illegally." "You must tell me everything." "Baron Merizzi, please." "Why staring... applause" "I can tell you, that Ferdinand has utterly disappoint me." "Looks far more dangerous on pictures." "Doesn't matter, we shot him tomorrow." "We can today." "Look Gavrilo, you take my weapon." "Right now bring it from Tuzla!" "Walking around in Sarajevo." "Here it comes... quiet." "Sharac, don't alarm." "Apis calls you." "(Apis was a head of military intelligence)" "Don't be naive Sharac." "Soon will be known that you trained, armed dispatch them." "Only you can stop that immigrants." "Why, why to stop them?" "All my life, I am fighting Austria." "Should I stop now?" "No reason for that." "Besides no one can." "No one can prove anything against me and others." "Sharac, lets try to get this into your hard Bosnian head." "You and I think the same." "Or at least to this day." "You've come here as volunteers and help us defeat the Turks." "We didn't forget that, and are doing our best for you from Bosnia." "Not a single one was left without help or asylum." "But don't fool yourself." "We cant allow you to drag us into war." "Prime minister ask me:"What that immigrants want?"" ""To start the war, for which Serbia isn't ready?"" "You cant make our policy." "We don't want war." "Habsbugs do." "Even Ferdinand wants too." "That's why boys wants to kill him." "That's just." "Boys believe that's just." "And I believe it too." "Austrians need nothing more for excuse, and we simply are not ready." "Every third soldier is disabled." "Serbia will be overrun." "Try to understand that." "These are last intells." "Sharac, go back to Sarajevo immediately." "You must stop them." "No... don't want... see no reason for that..." "I want." "Potiorek." "Excellent." "Thanks Your H." " Allow:" "In these 2 days we have waste..." "...we could finnish operation." "Serbia Montenegro in 2 days?" "You exaggerate baron." "One day to cross Drina, one day for Belgrade." "Rest of Serbia will collapse by itself." "You didn't account that Russia would intervene." "Russia would need at least 6 weeks for mobilization." "By then, German army will walk into France Paris." "And then turn to east." " And you?" "What do you think general Potiorek?" " Fully agree with baron Conrad." "Well then." "But there are old men who don't see benefits of penetration to east." "You idiot... bring him here." "Push, you Bosnian trash you swines... pull..." "Muhammed, you'll be here." "And you Nedeljko here, before the river." "Your place is here." "Near Gavrilo." "And you Gavro are here, at "Latin bridge"." "Before you two, will be two boys, at corner." "Wait a moment." "Don't you think we should know who they are." "Why?" "Why?" "Aren't we on same business." "C'mon." "First rule of conspiracy is to know only what you must." "I ask, to know with whom I'll dieing." "They will or want throw a bomb." "If they fail, it's your turn." "If you also fail, it's then my turn." "I wont fail." "And you Danilo, where will you be?" "Walking at river bank." "To and fro." "Watch the cops." "Or if you fall to crowd, or..." "Excuse me Danilo." "One man ask for you." "Very elegant." "Said it's urgent." "See who he is." "What are you doing here." " Feeling lonely." "Hi." " Welcome." "I am afraid guys that I bring you some bad news." "True, you have learned to shoot well." "Apis called me personally." "Thing is canceled." "Why?" "Cos they discover whole plan, they get mad, said you'll lose the heads." "Your whole organization, and skin of anyone who help you." "Why would we care?" "We'll decide that alone." "You want to start the war." "So, you are afraid." "Yes." "I am afraid." "Afraid of war." "And you?" "You are not?" "And what if Austria brake apart in that war?" "I know that Bosnia must liberate itself." "You don't know war." "I fought for Bosnia when you were still in diapers." "Been more in prison, than you in classroom." "That's the question of so many lives." " Gavro, he is right." "Besides, it would be formal excuse for war." "What do you say, Trifko?" "When I listen to Gavrilo, I am for him." "When I listen to you... don't know." "Ok guys." "Lets everyone decide for himself." "Come tomorrow, and watch me killing Ferdinand." "Gavrilo!" "Stop." "Where is weaponry?" "Here, except revolver Gavro took." "We must stop him." "Find him," "Search everywhere, in all Sarajevo." "Quick." "Hey... hey mister." "Why rush mister?" "Documents please." "Are you mute?" " I am professor of music." "I am late." " Stop." "One moment." "Yaaa, Sarajevo here." "We already waited." "I'll give you her Majesty." "They pass the exam." "Wonderful." "And others?" "..." "They pass..." " Wonderful." "Yes, I know sweetie." "I'll tell you." "We have reception in evening," "And tomorrow parade in Sarajevo." "You have honored me my wife this evening with this beautiful and selected wine." ""Zilavka"." "Therefore I salute this glass, for health, welfare prosperityofSarajevo." "I won't miss opportunity to give most sincere gratitude to all." "Specially to mayor, mister mister..." "Kurchich (small dick)" "Churchich." "Churchich is the name..." " Mister..." " How?" "..." "Churchich." "I also rejoice that we are honoured by presence of glorious general Appel." "Thus I ask him that to all soldiers who participate in maneuvers, send my sincere gratitude." "Today I send a telegram to his Majesty:" "Army attitude, devotion to exercise, level of skills, were exemplary, complete success." "Some may recall last year maneuvers in Bohemia (Czech)." "My wife children followed me." "Some social-democrats in our parliament in Vienna, dare to claim that actually my wife gave commands to divisions." "Cavalry must repeat the charge, cos my kids have obscure view on first attempt." "Ah, my ladies gentlemen." "Pure slander." "My wife don't need army to command." "She command me." "From suburbs and wet corners, full with thick, ancestral darkness, we scream passionately, from public with face, let this idiotic theater of sycophants be put to end." "And if we don't create nothing by ourselves, we'll at least end misery of this days, at least to be foundation of our own graves." "In new life, without this flaws." "slain the throat of disgusting epoch let lady Europe spill her blue blood," "We must go forward, rush faster hard, on cursed circle, maybe circle of death." "To end:" "I dedicate this poem, to Luka Jukic, who attacked on Vienna puppet, viceroy Cuvaj." "Down with..." "On this day, they drag Jukic to Zagreb cos he shot on Cuvaj." "Stand up, lets commemorate memory on Jukic." "Glory to Jukic." "Police will come.. get out.." "they will close my pub..." "Police, run." "Stop that immediately." "You stupid idiots." "Bring him to me" "Go away." "These imbeciles never knows when to stop." "Now, what do we got here:" "Passport, obviously false." "revolver same type as those Serbian officers wear." "Money is from here, but keys are not." "I would say from Belgrade." ""When asked to show a documents, he punch a man fled." "When captured, won't speak." "When beaten, won't moan." "You know, innocent man don't wait to moan." "But you I both know, that there is no man on the world who cant be forced to sing." "Why you make it hard for yourself." "Tell your name." "I mean, your true name." "Do you know whose skull is this?" "Of one, I must admit, very brave young man." "Zheraic, socialist, teacher." "Do you heard about him?" "Remember when 4 years ago, emperor pay us a visit?" "Zheraic followed him decided to kill him." "He didn't have a chance to shot at emperor, so he decide to shot at general Varesanin." "He shot 5 times, close to us, at Appel promenade, and miss by chance, but last bullet, he shot in himself." "And here he is, part of him." "Rest is on graveyard, in a place for suicidals." "And now, you will tell me your name, of those who send you, and your connections here." "Take him away." "Your friends search you everywhere." "They've come to me." "They are restless." "Did they tell you why?" " No." "But I know." "You come, and hiding, even from me." "I remembered everything you have said about Zheraic," "Before your departure." "Who want to live, let him die..." "Who want to die, will live forever." "I've dreamed about you." "I wrote poems for you..." "And never send them..." "Nor write?" "I wished to write to you so many things." "But it was dangerous." "My eyes... what changed them." "Danger perhaps." "You have conscience." "So, let say that cos of you, and your constant silence, something happen." "say: assassin on heir." "Thousands, hundreds of thousands of of innocent people will perish." "Do you really want that?" "To be responsible for all that." "You must understand me." "I want names." "I must have names." "Your connections here, who are they, I must know WHO THEY ARE!" "I give you my honest word." "You'll get out of here, but tell me their names." "MUST KNOW NAMES!" "Listen, no one will ever knew that you betrayed them." "But tell me..." "Nothing about Gavrilo." "About Sharac only one info." "Some woman saw him arrested." "By description it was Sharac." "We search for Gavrilo in all pubs, but he is missing cos... he ain't drinker." "He isn't at his flat, nor at Jelena, cos he don't fuck, thanks God." "Where to find him?" "Nowhere." "And now?" "What?" "Listen Danilo." "To leave Gavrilo alone, isn't right." "Let's do by oath, and no excuses." "OK, Muhammad?" " We are all in." "Distribute the bombs." "Ok" "I'll be with you, lead whole thing." "Bring the weapons" "Cyanide." "Works in 15 seconds." "OMG, what man must do to get killed." "Gavro, please, don't do it." "Jelena, I have decided." "I must do." "I understand." "You wanna die." "No I don't." "To wish to die and to be ready to die, isn't the same." "I must ask you?" "What?" "Don't come today on promenade." "I beg you" "One friend ask me: where you you go so elegant?" "And I say: to meet the destiny." "And what is her name, he asks?" "Mister Sharay, genius photographer who like his art." "Mr. Sharay, please, let photo be successful." "It's for history." "Please be silent just for moment." "Allow, your Majesty." "Second car is for you." "Third for duchess." "I always knew that you are an idiot." "Complete idiot." "Ah boys." "We are all with you Gavro." "Ready?" "Excuse me Mr. In what car is his majesty?" "Second." " Thank you." "Where were you?" "Please go, I wait... another lady." "You forget cyanide." "Sharatz fell to police hands." "WELCOME TO US" "Potiorek, tell him to slow down." "We want to see a city." "Are you alive?" "To city hall, drive, quick." "Your majesty, don't stay there." "Death to tyranny, long live freedom." "You'll get only my corpse." "Come... come." "C'mon rats." "Long live freedom." "Death to Austrian servants." "Death" "Poison failed." "You must kill him not to be tortured." "Don't stare at me." "Kill him, I'll Ferdinand." "Go." "Your imperial royal highness." "Our hearts are filled with joy cos of your blessed visit, of which your Highness make us worthy." "Listen you mayor:is this your welcome?" "We are your guests and you are bombing us." "Bombs?" " Assassination was attempted." "Tell him to end this." " Outrageous." "But if you find appropriate, continue your speech." "ah... hearts full of joy..." "blessed visit... make us worthy..." "And your Highness can see on our faces love and devotion, our firm loyalty, our obedience, ...your Highness... our..." "love..." "Later I'll pay a visit to lieutenant Merizzi in hospital." "I've saw with my own eyes, they beaten him, he throw a bomb on Ferd." "some pupil, and then jump in Miljacka river, and start running..." "Trifko, what happened?" "Was it Gavro?" "Nedeljko." " Where, where is Gavro?" "Don't know... and if you see him, don't come close." "Potiorek, what have you done to prevent this?" "or you wait this to end with a bullet?" "Why you just stare?" "Since annexation of Bosnia you are governor." "You must be prepared for this." " I understand." "Bomb was thrown by some madman." "No general, it wasn't madman." "That's only a true face of this savage country." "Please, your Highness, remain calm." "It want repeat." "We will take every measure of precaution." "Can you guarantee that to me?" "God." "When we will leave this cursed city?" "With God's help." "I'll take all responsibility." "I'll be in same car with you." "You didn't convince me." "You must smile Sophie." "Stop, not that way." "Drive back." "We must that way." "Get back, you fool." "Let me..." "Gavrilo!" "Run." "Long live Ferdinand!" "Danilo Ilic (hanged)" "Trifko Grabezh (killed in prison)" "Mishko Jovanovic (hanged)" "Jakov Milovic (hanged)" "Muhammad Mehmedbashic (fled to Montenegro)" "Veljko Chubrilovic (hanged)" "Nedeljko Chabrinovic (killed in prison)" "Gavrilo Princip (killed in prison)" "Austria declared a war on Serbia." "Montenegro declared a war on Austria." "Russia jumped in to help Serbia." "Germany declared a war to Russia." "France remained allied with Russia." "Germany declared a war to France." "England declared a war to Germany." "America aligned itself with England." "Four empires collapsed in that war:" "Austrohungarian, German, Turkish, Russian." "That was dawn of new era, of the XX.th century." "asterisk@podnapisi. net" "I dedicate the translation to Gavrilo hisgroupon 100thanniversary" "SIC SEMPER TIRANNIS"

"Are you with me there, Mama Bear?" "Oh yeah, Farscape." "I'm reading you loud and clear." "Authorizing flight computer to initiate acceleration sequencing... now." "Roger Farscape, you are go for insertion procedure." "Farscape One, hold a moment." "Hold?" "Canaveral, what?" "Meteorology reports some kind of electromagnetic wave." "Repeat, some kind of wave!" "John, do you read me?" "Son, you have to abort!" "Abort now!" "I only know what the doctor told me." "What the hell?" "I think he's gonna come out of it on his own." "Right." "I'll call you if there are any changes." "Goodbye." "John?" "That's my name." "Don't wear it out." "Nurse!" "Call a doctor." "How you feelin'?" "Uh, hot." "Dizzy." "Kinda... feel like I've been hit by a house." "You're gonna be okay, son." "You gave us all quite a scare." "I told'em you were a survivor." "Yeah," "I am that." "It's good to have you back, son." "What are you doing?" "Son!" "I'm not your son!" "Get him off me!" "Get off me!" "Get your hands off of me!" "Get your hands off'a me!" "Let go!" "Don't touch me!" "Aeryn," "Aeryn!" "Right, we'll need full restrains and can you get me a clean I. V. please?" "Jesus, get'em off!" "Get'em off me!" "Get the ba... a... ." "this is not real." "It's not real." "My name is John Crichton... an astronaut... radiation wave hit me..." "I got shot through a wormhole... lost in some distant part of the universe... on a ship a living ship full of strange alien life- forms... help..." "Listen please..." "Is anybody out there who can hear me?" "I'm Being hunted by an insane military commander..." "Doing everything I can..." "I'm just looking for a way home." "Aeryn?" "Honey?" "Could you get me out of these straps?" "What happened?" "Last thing I remember I was on a commerce planet." "Mister Crichton." "My name is Doctor Bettina Fairchild." "Not Aeryn." "Bettina?" "Cool name." "Still disoriented?" "You have no brain damage as far as we can tell." "You do have a fever, probably a low grade infection, but some antibiotics should clear that up." "Might clear your head as well." "Hey, are they listening to us?" "Is that why you can't talk?" "Violent and now paranoid." "Perhaps another CAT scan would be indicated." "Sorry." "I uh... fuzzed out there for a minute." "What day is it today?" "Today is Monday." "Monday." "It's been a week since you crashed." "I crashed?" "I don't remember... crashing." "But I..." "I did have this... this... this terrible nightmare." "I was on a ship full of aliens." "Is that why you went after your father and bruised two of his ribs?" "Yeah." "He... he looked like he was human but... he had alien goo on the inside that was... pretty freaky, huh?" "But now you know better?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm all clear." "Look, I'm not gonna hurt anybody, you can... you can let me out of these straps." "You called me Aeryn." "Old girlfriend." "You- you look a lot like her." "Except you have prettier hair." "Is my dad around?" "Out in the lounge, I think." "I'd..." "I'd like to say I'm sorry." "Probably best you did that yourself." "Thank you." "Do you good to move the muscles." "Thank you, Mister Crichton." "Would the owner of the green van parked outside of admissions, please move it immediately." "You will be towed." "Won't get fooled again." "H- hey, you mind?" "Sorry," "I thought it was co- ed." "Co- ed?" "What planet are you from?" "Not this one." "Hey!" "Yo, yo, dude, uh are you done with that paper?" "Yeah, sure, here you go." "Thank you." "No problem." "'Gater victim number six." "Last week it was five." "They're gettin' the details right." "Hey!" "Hey." "How you doin'?" "Well, I'm better." "I'm um much, much better." "Look, I am uh... ." "sorry about earlier." "No need to apologize, son." "You've been through a lot." "I lost it myself when your mother died." "Mom?" "Papa Bear!" "DK!" "you made it this time!" "Glad you're up and about, man." "I'm sick of getting reamed on my own." "Oh, getting reamed, are we?" "Well, IASA's got a blown mission." "They're tossing' around words like" ""pilot error"." "There was no pilot error." "It was meteorology's screw up." "They didn't give him enough warning about that electro- magnetical wave." "He was told to abort a dozen times." "He did abort!" "Yeah, not soon enough!" "He blacked out." "And he still managed to land the module." "He trashed the sucker!" "The Farscape project's circling the drain." "Okay, what do you want me to do?" "Pull it together." "First thing you need's a clean bill of health." "Doctor Fairchild says you're okay physically." "But she's not gonna kick you loose without a full psyche report." "Doc Betty said that?" "That's right." "You gotta get shrunk." "She wants you see a..." "Doctor Kaminski." "Doctor Jean Cominski" "Man, hot in here." "Hello!" "Yeah, hey, uh, I'd like to order a pizza." "Um, medium." "Deluxe." "Man, these guys are good." "Thank you Charles." "Sorry to keep you." "Zhaan." "Zhaan." "Adjective or name?" "It's a name." "Then I'm afraid you're mistaken." "I'm Doctor Kaminski." "Uh huh." "And uh... you are a psychiatrist?" "I don't think so." "On Earth, psychiatrists don't come in blue." "Do you have a problem with people of color?" "I have a contextual problem." "You're an alien." "Yes, that's true." "But I do have a Green Card." "Interesting." "Are you or are you not, blue?" "Would it matter to you if I was?" "Do you always answer a question with a question?" "Does that bother you?" "Stop it." "Facts!" "You're a Delvian." "A plant." "Tenth level Pa U. We shared Unity once." "Shared Unity." "Interesting euphemism." "No, Mister Crichton, you and I have never had sex." "I'm sure I'd remember if we had." "Put your hands on my face." "Humor me." "Just..." "Here." "Damn." "What were you expecting?" "Expecting... ... nothing." "Hoping for an ally." "You feel you don't have any allies?" "Not in this joint, no." "And my enemies haven't revealed themselves yet." "And who are they?" "The Ancients?" "Nah, they picked my brain already." "Maldis." "Mm mm." "Not his style." "Not Gothic enough." "Delvians." "Mmmm." "Yeah." "Occums Razor." "Talyn and her wacky bunch." "Come out, come out where ever you are, and see the young man who fell from the star." "Kim, cancel my three o'clock appointment." "In fact, cancel the rest of my day." "Hey!" "What'd ya tell her?" "Oh, trauma, stress, crash, you know." "Made me imagine things." "Everything she wanted to hear." "But hey," "I'm all better now." "So you got a clean psyche report." "Great!" "Yeah, go..." "Figure that." "She let me loose." "I woulda locked me up in a padded cell." "Yeah!" "Ooooh, ladies." "You know that guy?" "Gary Ragle." "Newest hot shot to come out of IASA astronaut training." "Watch you back, he's got ambition." "Gary Ragle... has tentacles." "Yeah." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God it's a straight boy!" "What, he looks normal to you?" "It's a lifestyle choice." "Anyway, his looks are the least of his problems, he's a jerk." "Hey DK, how you doin'?" "Ooo, missed it there." "How you goin'?" "You almost ran us down, Ragle." "Yeah, not even close my friend." "How you doin'?" "My name's Gary Ragle." "I know you, you are John Crichton, I've heard you're one hell of a flier!" "Let's go get a beer." "We don't have time for a beer." "Ooo, no time for beer!" "Beer?" "Keys." "My friend, one thing you have to learn." "There is always... time for beer." "I got a theory, though." "You wanna hear it?" "No." "This is an experiment." "Somebody's messin' with my mind." "Tryin' to see which way I'll move next." "Sorta like a... . rat in a maze kinda thing, huh?" "That's right." "I am some alien's personal science project." "I so know how you feel." "You know, life's a bitch!" "Let's get another drink." "Hyde!" "I've got a plan, though." "Cause they're testing' for reactions to the freak show." "I'm not gonna react." "Let'em deal with that." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Hey." "Buy a girl a drink." "Oh... my..." "God!" "The off duty Doctor!" "Join us." "Gary Ragle!" "Meet Doctor Bettina Fairchild!" "Hi." "Hi." "Excuse me." "Do you two know each other?" "No." "Never met." "How about another ale, eh?" "What?" "Another drink!" "More drink!" "Come on, eh?" "Three more drinks!" "Yeah, I got it." "Pitcher of beer." "Sure." "Dig your style, Ringo." "John, we haven't got much time." "Twins." "Pity your mother." "Now you listen to me, he... he is not real." "Oh." "Right." "You are." "So, what's your name?" "Who do you play in this fun house?" "You know my name." "Scorpius." "Scorpy." "You don't fit the pattern." "You got no Halloween costume." "Got no assumed name." "You're not playin' a role." "That suggests something to me." "It suggests, that you are the man behind the curtain!" "In fact," "I'm the only one that can help you." "So what are you lookin' for this time?" "You lookin' for wormholes again?" "Huh?" "In fact, I have to leave now, John." "Nu uh!" "You aren't goin' anywhere!" "Okay." "Let's talk." "You're not Zhaan, you're not a psychiatrist but you're as close as I'll get to either one." "I'm flattered, somewhat." "Look, somebody is gas lighting me!" "It's probably Scorpius." "G- gotta..." "gotta... gotta be Scorpius." "Been having hot flashes of the bastard ever since he stuck me in the Aurora chair." "W- what am I supposed to think?" "W- what is this?" "I..." "I never left Earth?" "Uh... uh the whole Moya thing i- i- i- is- is- is an illusion?" "It's... it's a dream?" "What does that get him?" "The thing is, he didn't start out too badly." "You know?" "Th- they didn't make the mistakes that the last guys did." "Even Aeryn." "Even Aeryn" "I could've bought." "Probably not, but I..." "I coulda bought it." "Aeryn." "You may have caught a glimpse of Doctor Fairchild." "She treated you after your crash." "Yeah, and my feverish imagination turns her into a Peacekeeper chick?" "So what's the game?" "I wish I could help you, Mister Crichton." "It's strange." "I miss Moya." "A ship full of aliens becomes so normal." "There is of course another interpretation for your confusion." "Yeah." "I'm still on Moya." "I'm gibbering." "I'm drooling, and everybody's wondering what finally made me snap." "That is one possibility." "Maybe." "Son?" "Got some news." "Oh yeah?" "What is it?" "IASA's brought in a new project administrator." "A..." "Douglas Logan." "We can't afford to piss this guy off, John." "He's a tough bastard." "So what?" "Listen, tough guy or not, right now your future's in his hands." "Thin face?" "Pale skin." "Bad set of choppers, likes leather?" "I've only talked to him on the phone, I don't know." "Nasty piece of work, though." "Nasty!" "Excellent!" "Let's talk to him." "Come on!" "Nice digs, man." "Hey!" "Come in." "You're late!" "Guido!" "You're here!" "Ho, hey, fellas, meet the new boss!" "Not the same as the old boss." " Mr. Logan, please excuse my son, he's been... hut up!" "So!" "You're the reckless son of a bitch who refused to abort, fainted and wrecked a multi- zillion dollar module!" "That's me." "Ah, astronauts." "Cockier than God, all of them." "Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire your ass and shut down the whole Farscape project!" "Sir, the... the project could still bring great benefits to this organization." "John's experiment'll pave the way for deep space exploration, Sir." "Cork it already!" "D. Logan." "Quit it with the cards!" "Now listen up." "IASA can't afford another failure." "We get your sorry project right on the second attempt." "Quit it with the cards!" "People will forget about the first." "Second attempt." "Yes." "The one I just authorized." "Now you can fly it, or Gary Ragle can." "I hate to reward failure, but it's better P. R. if you fly it." "Public loves come from behind wins!" "John, the module could be ready within two weeks." "You can do it again, son." "Prove your theory's correct." "So that's the play." "The play." "The play, the play is the thing." "I re- enact... my initial mission." "I show you how..." "I create the giant blue twister that sucks me down to Oz." "Forget about it." "Don't know how I did it." "Crichton!" "Hey Scorp!" "Are you outta your mind?" "You think if I knew how I did it I would help you?" "Get lost!" "Who the hell are you talking to?" "Oh, um... not you." "You're not real." "What?" "Mister D. Logan." "Wha... ?" "Where are you going?" "What the hell was that about?" "Are you tryin' to sink the Farscape project?" " The guy gives us a second chance and you throw it back in his face!" " Hi girls." "The guy, the guy!" "The guy... the guy..." "the guy's a two foot green slug on a... on a golf cart!" "What does a man's disability have to do with anything?" "Crichton!" "Crichton!" "Son, apologize to him." "Please." "Crichton I wasn't finished with you!" "Oh honey, I'm sorry, let's kiss and make up!" "Oh!" "Are you deranged?" "Why yes of course I am," " lemme show you how I crash landed the Farscape module." " I should have your hide..." "It was an electro- magnetic... whoa... son, you must abort!" "Abort now!" "john!" "Noooooooo!" "Crichton!" "Crichtooooooo-!" "What?" "It's ain't real." "They made you up out of my memories!" "It's just... annoying that you're acting exactly the way I thought you would!" "And you!" "Look at you..." "Look at you... you're crapping' yourself, because you think you're gonna lose your job." "And Dad, you're just pissed off because I ain't playin' the game your way!" "It is annoying." "Go away." "Go home." "Home." "Go home." "Shoo." "Hey." " Hi!" "how's it going?" " Coma Estas, Hombre!" "John, I want you to meet a good friend of mine, this is Jessica." "Oh my God." "Everybody's finally here." "You're an astronaut, too?" "Yeah." "Oh oh I like astronauts." "You're an astronaut groupie?" "Yeah." "That so works for me." "You want to go for a drive?" "No, John." "We must speak." "Does anybody see the... freak in the next booth?" " Uuuuhhh... nope." " No." " No." "Then let's go for a drive." "Yeah!" "We're on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!" "Come on John, you're drivin' like a chicken!" "I've got a new theory on life." "You wanna hear it?" "Oh yeah, man, lay it on me, lay it on me!" "Life sucks, nothing matters, screw it all, let's partyyyyy!" "I am so there!" "Me, too!" "Enjoy it while it lasts, Johnny- boy!" "You betcha, especially when nothin's real." "This is no time to be having fun, John." "Get lost." "You've gotta focus." "Fight this delusion." "What, like I believe anything that you'd say?" "Get over it." "John." "John!" "Listen to me." "It's time to bail, Scorpy." "Good morning." "The truck won, I'm afraid." "And how are our friends?" "Gary and Jessica?" "Mm." "Yeah." "They're fine." "As a Doctor?" "Don't you think a crash like that woulda killed us?" "Well, we were very, very lucky." "Oh yeah." "Now." "You have a visitor." "Who?" "Dad?" "DK?" "Someone new." "Uh, a Sheyang?" "Captain Bialar Crais?" "Bring'im on!" "Thank god you're okay!" "I came as soon as I could." "Don't." "This is a pretty good trick." "Considering you're dead." "Mom." "I had to come." "Oh sweetheart." "You're not real." "You're sweating." "Don't worry." "No, no." "Don't worry." "There." "I'll make everything alright." "There, my Johnny." "There, there." "there." "That's it." "Yes." "You've changed." "People change to survive." "But did you have to lose so much?" "You were so innocent." "So full of wonder!" "It's all gone." "You've become callous." "You've killed!" "You can't know that." "It's true, isn't it?" "That's what bothers you." "That's why you can't sleep nights." "I sleep fine." "Where are you going?" "Away from something that isn't my mother." "Are you going to leave without saying goodbye?" "Alright." "Let's do this." "Let's talk." "What about?" "About what's goin' on." "Well I'm on my break, my man." "Why don't you give me a break, my man." "Well that's all I've got for you man." "I don't know you and I don't care for your problems." "Yeah, great, you're not the guy." "You're not the guy... .." "I need to talk to." "Hey Carl, Carl, get this man a drink." "Comin' up." "John?" "Help me." "You're not real." "I need you." "I'm afraid." "You're- you're not real, they pulled you out of my mind!" "You died five years ago!" "John." "I'm scared!" "I just want... out of this." "Stay with me, this time." "Be with me when I go." "No, please, this... please!" "Plea..." "Please." "I don't know... oh god!" "This is cruel!" "This is cruel." "P- please don't." "I need you." "with me." "Please don't." "Don't do this to me!" "Got a problem, pal?" "Well, well." "If it isn't the good Captain." "Would I be patrolling a beat if I made Captain?" "Hell, I'm still bucking' to transfer to plain clothes." "And give up the uniform?" "Bad choice." "Say, you're that John Crichton guy, aren't you?" "That astronaut." "I don't know." "Few too many, huh?" "I don't know who I am anymore." "You better come back to the station with me and sleep it off." "Just leave me alone." "Please." "Just..." "I'm gonna get you off the streets, Mister." "... leave me alone." "Don't. ." "touch me!" "Leave me alone!" "Leave... me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Oh, my." "Look at this." "Ah, Mister Crichton." "Delighted to see you again." "We're just discussing your future." "Well I don't have a future." "Not in this reality." "Son, you're in no shape for this." "You're clearly feverish." "John, be careful." "You're risking a full cognitive dislocation." "Oh, I'm about as cognitively dislocated as they get." "But I am clear on one thing." "Scorpy can either let me loose," "or watch me go berserk." "More berserk, I'd say." "You seem obsessed with this Scorpius person." "Can you tell us why?" "It can't be healthy for you." "You're not real." "Or... you're in on the plot." "Either way, doesn't really matter what I do." "I'm disappointed in you." "You're holding us up, John." "Can we please get on with our meeting, now?" "Is anyone else hungry?" "I'm starving." "Shall we send out for some lunch?" "Oh, anything but Thai food." "Pizza?" "No, I'm sick of pizza, how about Deli?" "Corn beef on white for me." "Stoooooooooooooooop!" "Have you any idea how much trouble you're in?" "Yeah." "Do you?" "I like you're style Hombre, but this is laughing matter." "Assault on a police officer!" "Theft of police property." "Illegal possession of a fire arm." "Five counts of attempted murder." "That comes to... twenty nine dollars and forty cents." "Cash, check or credit card." "Toto." "This thing is going completely off the rails." "Or maybe I have." "Not yet, you haven't." "But there's a danger you will." "You're here." "Bring the keys?" "It's not me that's doing this, John." "It's a Scarran." "He captured you on the Commerce Planet." "I don't know any Scarrans." "What would a Scarran want with me?" "Well now that the Scarrans know I'm after you, they want to know why." "This their um... standard method of interrogation." "Induced delusions to break down all... mental defenses." "The Scarrans aren't trying to fool you, John." "They're trying to break you." "This is a deliberate... attempt to drive you into insanity and it's working." "Your mind is about to crack." "And I cannot allow that." "I was here, first." "No you weren't." "True." "The Ancients were here first, implanting the wormhole knowledge I seek." "But when my Aurora chair failed to unlock that information," "I had to implement... a second strategy." "You put something in my head." "A very sophisticated Neural chip." "It contains... well... it contains me." "Or a mental clone of my um... personality." "That explains the visions I've been having." "Precisely." "I was supposed to have remained hidden but uh, now then your subconscious would become aware of me." "That's why I couldn't kill you on the..." "Royal Planet?" "Of course." "A simple fail- safe." "But my main function... is to access the wormhole knowledge you have in your brain." "No matter how long that takes." "You're Harvey." "Or is it Clarence?" "Guardian angel." "Invisible rabbit." "Harvey." "Harvey." "Does the Scarran know you're here?" "I only manifest myself when the Scarran's attention is elsewhere, as it is now." "I must disappear when he returns." "Ignore the false Scorpius he has created." "And do not confide in anyone else you may encounter." "How do I know you're telling the truth?" "You're sweating, John." "You've been unusually hot all this time, because... because your real body... is reflexively responding to his heat." "The heat a Scarran produces." "And when your body temperature lessens slightly, the Scarran is elsewhere, preparing another onslaught." "It must not succeed." "How do I stop it?" "Focus." "Concentrate on what is real." "Your true memories of Earth, of Moya, your family, friends." "Even your enemies." "Do not allow yourself to be pushed over the edge." "But remember this:" "the Scarran... has not disarmed you." "Your weapon is of no consequence to a Scarran." "Their skins... are extremely tough." "Pistol fire will not kill a Scarran before he kills you." "So, you're best chance is not to shoot but..." "But to what?" "The temperature's rising, I must go." "To what?" "Harvey!" "But to whaaaaaat?" "Oh, you look like you're ready to have some fun." "We certainly are." "What are you doin'?" "Nothing you won't like." "Nothing you haven't already fantasized about." "Admit it, you've had sexual thoughts about all of us, haven't you?" "Not me." "Well, come on!" "You're a male." "It's just the way you were wired." "Nothing to be ashamed of, not when females are willing." "So what's your pleasure, boss?" "I'm a Doctor, just relax." "I can wear a Freudian slip." "I'll find new places to take your temperature." "I can teach you left handed Latvian Rotator Torture." "All of you bitches, out now." "Crichton is mine." "This is for calling me Sparky!" "And this is for Fluffy." "And this is for Buckwheat." "Whatever that means." "Oh!" "Leaving so soon?" "I wish I could!" "Look at what you made me do, John, open my veins!" "You made me loose my job, you dumped me for your new pals!" "Some friend you are!" "Some friend you are, man!" "Oh come on, Papa Bear, look at what depths your son has driven us to!" "Don't look at me!" "You're the one who wanted a child!" "I wanted a Terrier!" "Oh, you couldn't give me what I really wanted!" "Oh, so we get this loser!" "He can't fetch a ball, he can't get my slippers," " he can't even land a damn module in one piece!" " Oh no, Don't hurt my baaaaby" "Freeze!" "You're under arrest." "You have the right to the remains of asilent attorney!" "If you cannot afford one, tough noogies!" "You can make one phone call!" "I recommend Tracy: 976" " Triple 5" " LOVE." "Do you understand these rights as Ihave explained them to you?" "Well do you, punk?" "No" "Then I can't arrest you!" "John," "I really need to just unburden myself on you." "What?" "Well... lately," "I've been thinking about you in a very different way." "And I was wondering if you would mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual?" "Here's the thing, okay?" "What we need are:" "some chains, uh my Qualta Blade, just a little squirt of Lutra oil and... oh!" "Chiana" "Chiana." "Yeah." "She wants to watch." "Oh no." "Oh yes." "Such a fascinating library you have!" "Such wonderful informative books." "The Oedipus Complex?" "I'm not sure..." "I grasp that concept." "Could you um... explain it to me, Johnny?" "No." "Oh, please?" "You're such a smart boy." "I really..." "I really want wanna know." "Hey John!" "Get down and boogieeee!" "Boogie- oogie- woogie!" "Hey man, get down!" "Boogie on dooooown!" "Oh, no- no- no- no- no!" "I don't boogiieeeeee!" "Crichton!" "Crichton!" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Clear the floor!" "Clear the floor!" "Clear the floor!" "Searched half this world for you." "Where am I?" "Still on the Commerce Planet, but underground in some sort of holographic chamber." "I destroyed the projector." "Who nabbed me?" "Scorpius." "Sc..." "I killed him." "Scorpius." "So... he was behind this?" "Was being the operative word." "That's interesting." "Why is it interesting, John?" "It's... just that he, uh..." "Tell me." "Later." "Let's uh... let's get out of here." "No." "Tell me now." "No." "No, you get nothin' from me." "Frell you, then." "Stay." "Boogie on dooown!" "Hey, yo!" "Kiss my friend you are, man!" "... thinking about you..." "Then I can't arrest you!" "Be with me when I go." "Brain wave patters are increasingly irregular." "Captive is finally weakening." "Increasing stimuli to..." "Kelvo nine." "Kelvo ten." "Dead?" "All neural activity ceased at six three five amneth one." "Captive apparently suffered full synaptic overload at stimulus level Kelvo ten." "Because no base line data exists with this species, his reaction could not have been anticipated." "Remains of the captive will be held for post..." "Well done, John." "What happened?" "I feel like... ." "I died." "I had to stop your brain function for a few microts... to divert the Scarran." "No harm done." "I'll go back in your subconscious mind, now." "Don't get too comfortable." "I'm gonna get that chip outta my head." "There's no chip in your head, John." "Yeah there is." "You... told me that... ." "... . there's a um... . m... you were saying?" "M- m- mental chip in m..." "As you were saying?" "What am I saying?" "As it should be." "I won't trouble you again." "Until I need to." "There's an exit to your left, which will no doubt take you back to the surface of this Commerce Planet." "I leave you to your shipmates, John." "But rest assured," "I'll be with you always." "Keeping you safe."

" You wouldn't believe it, but ..." " Let me guess: no soap?" "You wouldn't mind if I, eh..." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Rina." " Hey, it's mom." " Yeah, she's ubiquitous." " Ubiquitous?" " She's everywhere." " Oh." " She's probably watching us now." "A visitor from Tijuana gave me this one." "Plenty of jalapeño gives it a whole lot of bite." "Ah, but don't make the mistake of using cheap meat." "Now, I'm just adding a wee bit of rosemary here." "It really bring out the-the flavor and the tenderness of the pork." "Got a chip?" "I'm gonna fuck your hairless ass all the way back to China." "He will." "I've seen it." "Butter is your friend." "Do you speak English?" " I am from Otaki." " No shit?" "We got a place here in New Zealand sounds just like that, eh?" "They're all right, mate." "Should have bought a lotto ticket." " Guys, what'll it be?" " Meats and cheese, give me that." "Ah, shit." " Ah, bugger." " Fucking idiot!" "Fuck!" "Fuckin' hell." "Meats and cheese." "Get me the fuck out of here!" "Did you keep away from that boy's school?" "Dad, I'm not even interested in boys." "I'm way too busy for that sort of stuff." " What is this shit?" " Shit?" "This music has its roots in an ancient culture." "Go on, try it." "Dad, it's shit." "In today's show, we've touched briefly on jalapeños." "But let's not forget these little hotties..." " also work as a dessert." " Shhh." "She's filming." "Next week we'll be making jalapeño jelly." "Now, open up, Bruce." " So." "What do you think?" " Strong!" "I would like to thank Bruce Takutai for coming into my kitchen today and talking about his new book." ""Sharkbait - a story of survival."" "Would you look at that?" "Amazing." "Until next week:" "See you later, friends." " Cut." " Oh, my baby!" " Is he all right?" " Oh, Pepe's sort him out." "Look at you!" "Skin and bone!" "You need some good home-cooking." "Glove box, glove box!" "Tape him up, stop him bleeding on the velour." " Who the fuck is the dick?" " We needed an explosives star." "We might have overdone it a bit." "Sorry, mate." "Okay, baby, this is gonna hurt." " Slowly." " What's this?" "Morphine." "Better than aspirin." " Stop the fuckin' car." "Let Gigi drive." " Hey, I only take orders from your bro." "Is that right?" "Little Paulie all grown-up now, huh?" "Fuck you, Richie." " Kiaora Rina." " Shaun." " What?" " You've got bosoms." "It's just an observation." "You go away for six months and you come back all womanly." "You're a woman." "A woman." "Ah, God, you haven't changed at all." "You know nothing's ever gonna happen between us, right?" "Well..." "You can't see the future." "Only I can." "The treaty partnership fully realised." "These balls are really heavy." "Yeah, I weighted them with rocks, to make my wrists stronger." " I love your poise, Rina." " Oh!" "Where the hell are we?" " That's a big box of chocolates." " The first copy." "And what's the marketing plan for this one?" "I've decided to be a guest on your show." "Oh, of course you did." "And it's gonna be better than the crap you usually have on." "Rina?" "Right, you have to leave." "If Jay catches a boy in my room, he'll go mental." " Well, don't you think it's time I met him proper then." " No." " That's quite a long way down, Rina." " Tough." " You wouldn't." " I might." " You don't have a nasty bone in your body." " Oh, come on." "I'm gonna keep this and imagine you inside it with your lovely new bosom." "You lose a lung, you become a victim of incest, suddenly you're on the best-seller list and you're being promoted on Cappuccino Television show." "Oh, maybe you should cut something off, Jerry." "You've already chopped my balls off, sweetheart, what more do you want?" "Come on, it'll be great." "I just want a stab at the big time, you know." " You're like the Oprah of the future." " Oprah?" " Uh-huh." " And what exactly is that supposed to mean." "Are you saying I..." " What's that?" " Oh!" "That." "We agreed that you tell you." " Role change." " So now I have to perform all day, think of dinner and do the big talk." "Please tell me what this is doing in our fridge?" "It's fake, right?" "Oh, baby." "While you've been away, your father and I have had a wee life-style change." "What?" "You eat people?" " What is wrong with this car?" " Well, it was checked by the AA." " Paul, shoot this fucker right now." " Cops!" "Oh, go into that garage." "Go, go." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Not a word!" "Not a fucking word!" " Hi, honey." "I'm home." " My nose." "Where's the switch to the garage door?" " Hurry up!" " Okay, okay." "Come on." " Now move it." "Sit down." " Sit down." "Come on." "Calm down, calm down." " Nice drapes." " Sit down." "I know you." "Get out of my house before I call the cops!" " No!" "Please don't!" " We're the new home owners." "So shut up." " They can't just disappear." " Could've gone into one of the houses." "Yeah, but which one?" " Anybody else live here?" " No." "Gigi and I'll check the rooms." "You sort his wounds out." "Whose hand was that?" "Sweetheart, let's just deal with this first, okay?" "You fuck up again, wonder boy, and I will kill you." " You need some more morphine, bro." " Yeah." "You're a little uptight." "Where'd you find that guy?" "Anthony Cheever?" "This has nothing to do with you!" " Talked to Ritchie about it?" " He was in fucking jail!" "Besides, Gigi, I'm not like you, I can think for myself." " You check the rooms?" " The longer we stay here, harder it is to get out." "Look, just leave it to me, OK, because I'm the one who set this whole thing up." "So, I say when we stay and when we go." "Brothel under in Seaview?" "Ah, a teacher at Reparoa Intermediate?" " Where's the boy?" " Leave her alone!" " Where?" " Margaret!" "Margaret Crane!" "Shoot her!" "Shoot her!" "Shoot her!" "Hey, man, her book, "Food for Flatmates", saved my life when I was a student." "Look, she wrote a cookbook, OK." "A harmless little cookbook." "You lied." "No, I didn't." "Technically he doesn't live here, all right?" " He's always at his mates." " Where is he now?" " His name is Glenn and he's at his..." " He's at his cricket game, okay?" "Is there anyone else in this fucking house, technically or otherwise?" " No." " Weren't expecting anyone else?" "You have my word." " Whoa!" " Run, Glenn!" "You're gonna have to remodel this living room, maggots." "I'll kill you fucking all!" "Now, now." "That's just the speed talking." "Split them up." "It's just a suggestion, little brother." "We're in the burbs now." "The neighbors don't like their lives disturbed." "I'll take the girl." " I'll take that fucker." " All right." "Gigi gets the kid." " And wonder boy, here, gets the writer." " I'm the writer." "I'm the damn writer here." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Shut up!" "Why don't I take the girl?" " Why should I listen to you?" " I just risked my life breaking you out." "You nearly got me killed." "Don't you remember the good times, Ritchie?" "You really can't live without me." "Hey, baby?" " Just let me get the girl." " Fuck you." "Get in that room." "So, when did you emigrate from Taiwan?" "What makes you think I'm from Taiwan, fuck knuckles?" "I feel it." "In here." "You and I have the same blood running through our veins." " Are you nuts?" " No, no." "D-N-A." "We share the same DNA, my friend." "The origins of the Maori take us all the way back to the highlands of Taiwan." "And I'm publishing a book about it." "Steal these off your dad?" "Fuck." "You turned me onto cooking, Mrs. Crane." "Crock pots, in particular." "I always thought they were for old people and families before I read your book." "I really connected to how it was for you when you left Morrinsville and went fledding in the Big Smoke." "I came off a farm, too." ""50 ways to cook a spud."" "You're a.." "Do you mind if I call you Margaret?" "Johnny." " Johnny." " You're a culinary genius, Margaret." " You're a Maori, right?" " Yeah." "What else would I be?" "I don't know." "A Pacific Islander?" "You all look the same to me, anyway." "Look, I've got nothing against the Maoris." "Not the girls, anyway." "You wanna save your family, yeah?" "Take these off." "I've only got one hand at the moment." "And it makes it a bit difficult, especially when I'm holding the gun." "The fall of the tahiwalker." "What?" "The fall of the tahiwalker." "And do you where the beating heart of this new culture lies, my friend?" "No." "Martial arts." "Oh, that's great!" "That's fucking great!" "Quite possibly the dumbest shit I've ever seen." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "My name is Crane." "Dr. Hemi Crane, professor of religious studies at Central University." "That says Associate Professor." "Some people are doing their best to ensure us Maori don't move up the academic ranks." "You're funny, Doc." "Hands full." "Sorry." "I've got other skills." "Well, then, you better show me your CV." "You seem more interested in those than I am." " Have a line." " I'm OK." "Have a line." " Have you tried my sausage rolls?" " Fuckin' A." "Dad had his sixtieth earlier this year and Mom ordered all to meat dishes from your site." "I've just got one question." "It's about pettis..." "Ask away." "It's such a delicate flavor." "No quite pork, but close." "I never tasted anything like them." "Thin, but tender." "It almost turns to jelly before melting in your mouth." "Got the little bastard." "Jesus!" "What the fuck is that?" " It's a prosthetic." " Well, looks like a hand to me." "A fake hand." "A prop." " Ah, this is the shit!" " You can say that again." " Solomon Ihaia Smith." " Ihaia." "Solomon Ihaia Smith was a 19-century prophet." "His father was Irish Catholic, his mother Maori." "He and his congregation committed mass suicide by swallowing poison." " But his word lives on." " Boom, what a badass motherfucker!" "And get this." "To his most loyal followers, he promised the gift of immortality." "Oh!" "Oh!" "No!" "What?" "Why did you do that?" "I'm your biggest fan, Margaret." "Put the gun down." " No!" " What the fuck!" "You, too." "Hey, you wanna tell the whole neighborhood we're here?" "Scream was loud enough to wake the dead." " What happened?" " She came on to me." "And just bit me when I was pushing her off." "She made you put on her panties, didn't she, babe?" "That's right." " And her bra?" " That's right!" "You're a sick little girl." " But I didn't..." " ...dangerous." "Girls like you should be locked up." "Throw him his clothes." "You better go see if Johnny's got something in his magic first-aid kit." "Watch her." "She's pretty frisky." "Don't look too immortal now, bro." "You're gonna let him get away with that?" "What?" "You're fine about your boyfriend molesting school girls?" "And by the way, he couldn't even get a hard-on until he put on my undies." " But, you already know the prick." " You need to shut your face, kid." "Okay." "Her name's Hine Whae Ao." " What's her special power?" " I haven't decided yet." "Everyone's got a special property." "Had me going there for a bit, Doc." "Almost believed you were immortal." "No more fucking mumbo-jumbo." "Hey, bring them all to the living room." "We've gotta stick together." "Such stealth." "There's something I have to tell you." "It's about Mom and Dad." "Don't freak." "I found a hand in the fridge." " Oh, that." " What do you mean, "that"?" "I told you about a person's hand in the fridge." "Just leftovers." "Don't worry about it." "Dad's reviving one of the eighteenth- century post-colonial religions." "The Solomonites." "It's all about eating people." "What?" "Dad initiated me into the religion while you were away." "How?" "I've been Solomonized." "He would actually force you to eat human flesh, yet." " Right?" " They didn't have to force me." " Just like they didn't have to force you." " They ain't." "You know those pork and rosemary pies we sent you." "That wasn't pork." "You're a cannibal, too." "No!" "No." " I even helped Dad find the meat." " What meat?" "What do you mean "find"?" "Try anything, I'll break your nose." "It's sticking to me." "Lift your arms up." " Need help with your pants?" " Yeah, I got ..." " Hurry up." "Get dressed." " But I still stink." "A little soap might help." "Where's that bitch girl?" "She bit me." "Fucking kill her!" "Whoa, dude!" " Kill the fucking lot of them." "Let's go." " You having your period?" " Hey!" "That's my brother!" " You, wonder boy." "Kill 'em now." "Do you have any idea how famous the mother is?" "Stop pointing your gun at my brother." " She's a New Zealand icon." " I wouldn't go that far." "Point the gun away!" "She's my hostage, not yours." "I decide what happens to her." "Thank you, Johnny." "Don't think I'm finished with you yet, Margaret." "Oh, first names, how sweet." "Dude, you hurt her, the whole country'll be after us." "Guns down, boys." "Still need the hostages." "You need a rest." "And he's even got a girl's ass." "Eh, I'm just saying." "Sit down." "Hey, chef!" "Is there anything to eat in your house?" " There's food in the pantry." " Kid's a genius." "Food in the pantry." "You made me eat someone without my knowledge." " And let's talk about this later." " You're sick?" "That's what you think now, but...you'll get used to the idea, maybe even see the benefits." "You're my parents." "You're supposed to be my moral compass." " How could you?" " We're still here for you, babe." "And Solomon is your future." "It's because of him our family will grow strong." " Blood is thicker than water." " And a lot tastier." " Where is Paul with the munchies?" " Maybe he took off." " Made a deal with the police." " No, he fucking didn't!" "If he's gone, it's 'cos he's run out of drugs." "Wow, Paul's on drugs." "I'll go find him." "Remember, dead hostages are an oxymoron." " A what?" " They don't work." " What are they doing?" " Praying." "Well, they can cut it out." "Maori language week is over." "Only smart thing you've done all day, wonder boy." "I read that article in the "New Idea"." "Now that I've met him, I don't blame you for having the affair." "The cops are here." "Paul's gone, I can't find him." "He wouldn't just leave." "Ritchie, he's an addict, he gone." "I'm the boss now, you do what I say, okay?" " Sure thing, little lady." " Get up." "Well, hi there." "Officer Lance Nisbet." "Rina." "I've come to inform you that there are criminals at large in the area and we request that you stay inside with your door and windows locked." "You seen anything unusual in the last few hours?" "You home alone?" "Oh." "Where are Mom and Dad, then?" "Ah, they're at a parent-teacher interview." "Okay." " Do you mind if I come inside?" " Yes." "I just need to make sure you're safe, Rina." "I know." " Is there a problem?" " Let's..." "Let's just say that I..." "I lied to you." "What is it, love?" "My parents." "They're not really at a parent-teacher interview." "They're at the, eh...casino?" "Gamblers." "Not the sort of place I'd expect gamblers to live in." "Big house." "Got your own bedroom?" "We have to get out in a week." "Mortgage deed sale." "Well... that's too bad, love." "Ah, you don't have to do that." "Dad's a security freak." "Well, he's certainly got a few valuables to be concerned about." "Mom and Dad had a fight before they went out." " So, remember what it was about?" " No." " You on something, Rina?" " No." "That's not mine." "What is this?" "Methamphetamine?" "It's the root of all evil in this country." "You could be in a lot of trouble here, Rina." "This is not looking good, love." "Well, well..." "Could this be the secret meth-lab?" "Rina, Rina, Rina..." "Fuck." "Hey, what the hell's going on here?" "Johnny!" "Help me!" " Johnny!" " Who's the boss?" " Stop it!" "Damn you!" " Say it!" "Who's the boss?" "Call 111, Rina!" "Who's...the...boss?" "You are!" " It's an antidote." "For pepper spray." " Rina!" "I'm the boss." "There are whole websites dedicated to chicks doin' this." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "Don't fuck with me again." "I need to rely on you." "Otherwise I'm gonna have to kill you." " Which is it, dickhead?" " Okay, okay." "You're the boss." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm taking your gun." "You're on probation." "Put the body in...garage." "Thanks, kid." "Well, can we go now?" " We need to talk." " About what?" "You." "Us." "What kind of future we have together." "I hadn't really thought about it much." "I mean, I hadn't really thought about you guys much." "Look, either you love Gigi, or you don't." " I sense that you don't." " Why the fuck is she still alive." " I like her." " She's a fucking schoolgirl." "Stand up to him." " Ritchie." " Do it!" " Shut up!" " Ritchie!" "I've stuck with you through everything." "Yeah." " Prostitute." " She wasn't a prostitute." "You don't need this floozer." "You can have anyone you want." "Anyone." "Should I leave the room while you two have a gay wedding?" "It's not one of your porn videos, Ritchie." "Yeah." "Fuck you, Ritchie." "You talk too much." "You leave her alone." "Are you for real?" "Kill me and you'll never know what happened." "You'll be all alone, wondering'." "Is she dead?" "Is she alive?" "What did big, bad Ritchie do to my baby?" "Bingo!" "Woke up one day and my baby was gone." "Told me that I'd get her back if I was good to him." " That he'd tell me where she was." " You should have called the cops." "No...girls like me don't call the cops." "We're even." "No more fantasy." "Love in the burbs." "Get off!" "Die!" "Die!" "Die, you filthy, freaking, fucking fool..." "Going somewhere?" "Switch the car off." "Go on!" "Look, little lady, I just wanna go." "Okay?" "I don't wanna be part of this whole fuck-up." "Ow!" "Mr. Updike, he's my brother's cricket coach." "And the cub scout leader." "And the junior boy swim coach." "Looks like he fiddled with the wrong kid." "Johnny, take the belt off him." "I really don't know my family at all." "Who does?" "Ebony and Ivory." "He's about to tie dickhead up." "Nothing tight." " What would your mother think?" " I'm not my mother." "Ow!" " Get in!" " No, I'm claustrophobic." "Get in." "You've got the meanness in you, lady." "Mean." "She's changed you." "If you don't watch out, she'll turn you into a mick lesbian." " You have five seconds to get lost." " So, what are you gonna do?" " Clean up and get out." " No!" "You can't." "If you want to kill my family, then you have to start with me." "Sorry, sweetheart." "Where's my daughter?" "Margaret!" "I'm so glad to see you." " Johnny." " Margaret?" "Johnny." "No!" "Not the crock pot!" "Johnny." " Did you HAVE to?" " Did YOU have to?" "We've already talked about this." "You don't talk to me about anything you do, Margaret." "A photograph of me having dinner with my publicist does not mean we are sleeping together." "Well, you're not sleeping with me." " Where are you taking her?" " To where we keep the meat." "Meat?" "No, Dad, you can't eat Gigi." " Gigi?" " Well...that's her name." "Not anymore." "It's Coco." "Rina, what are you doing here?" "I..." "I..." "I got close to my secretary, Meadow, at one point." " But in the end, she had to go." " You killed her." "She made a nice Bourguignon pie." "It was always Meadow's dream to go to Paris." "Oh, my God." "Well, where do you think we got our meat from, dear." "It's gotta be fresh killed, fresh meat." "And no one else is gonna do that for us." "Well, not yet, anyway." "When it comes to meat, anyone who isn't a Solomonite, is food." " Is that the indoor barrow?" " Yep." "Mmm." "Smells good, Mom." " Want another line, fuck knuckle?" " What's happened to you?" "Where's my Dad gone?" "Our family are the last of the Solomonites." "Followers of the boy, the Prophet Solomon Smith." "And he had a vision from God." "That if his followers took the life force of others, his kingdom would flourish." "God told him, by eating human flesh and drinking of their blood" "his family would grow strong." "Well, don't give me that look." "Evidence of ritualistic cannibalism dates back to 1000 BC." "To the Hun phase in Germany." "The Bible itself refers to the siege of Samaria." "In which two women made a pact to eat their children." "The Aztecs, the French..." "The Brits." "They all had a go at it at some point." "Your ancestors probably did it." "I know mine did." " Maori only ate their enemies, Dad." " Too damn fussy." " Don't bruise the meat, boy." " Sorry." " Bloody hell, isn't that Mr. Updike?" " Yep." " The perv." " Did you perform the purification ritual?" " Uh, no, not yet." " Go help your mother." " I wanna help you." " Rina can do this." "But Rina doesn't even like eating people." "She's not gonna enjoy cutting them up." "If I need you, I'll call." "Well, you could have finished him off." "Bloody useless." "What have you done to him?" "Look, if I'm tough on him, it's for his own good." "The boy needs discipline." "Don't get me wrong, I do care about him very much." "But he's the youngest and that's what makes him special." "Dad..." "Both of you are special." "No balls to you, too, Peter." "Welcome home, darling." "Little late for our family meal." "Oops, that'll be for me." "Willy?" "Is it Api, your amorous publicist?" "It will be the police." " Well, they can't come in here." " They'll be looking for the dead cop." " The nosy bastards!" " I'll deal with it." "Glenn, watch your sister." "Don't do anything silly." "Bloody police states." "All they seem to do is give us good folks speeding tickets." "And arrest Maoris." " Kiaora Rina." " Go home, Shaun." "We're busy." "I can't stop thinking about you." "Please don't judge me by my color." "I might be white, but I've got a Maori heart." " I feel Maori, Rina." "I really do." " Who is it?" " It's a friend of Rina's." " Which friend?" "It's just Shaun from over the road." "Well, don't be rude." "Tell him to come in." "We can have him for dinner." "Hmm." " Is that your Dad?" " Go." "If Dr. Crane met me, and understood that I'm more than just some slightly too old paper boy... he'd get to see the real me, the likeable me." "Go." " And then, you and I could..." " Go home." "No..." "Shaun!" "Don't!" " Everyone, this is..." " Called Shaun Armstrong." "How are ya?" " I've been reading your books, Dr. Crane." " Really." " You're familiar with my work?" " Well, I'm just starting to study it." " He's lying." " Shaun wouldn't lie, would you?" "What was the book about, dear?" " Is, eh...eh, dinosaurs, was it?" " I get it." "You're sweet talking the father, so you can get in my daughter's panties." "That'd be a complete waste of time when the daughter's a puppy licker." " Oh, you're experimenting with seafood?" " No, Mom, eh, Rina likes munching rug." " Glenn, shut up!" " Rug munching?" "Sometimes, to save hot water, me and the other girls at school, would shower together." "It's no big deal." "How sweet." "Now, Shaun, eat up, there's plenty to go around." "Eh, Shaun can't stay." "He has to be somewhere." "Look, the boy's accepted our offer for dinner." "Enough." " You don't like my cooking, Shaun?" " No." "No, of course I do." "It's..." " It's just that, um..." " He's not hungry." " No." "It's just that I-I..." " He doesn't like food." " Rina, I can speak for myself." " I don't eat meat, Mrs. Crane." "That can't be, dear." "You're wearing the bone of an animal around your neck." "Oh, this sperm whale was already dead." "I helped Spin Ateniya remove its bones." "Afterward we'd wept and prayed over them, the tribe presented me with this cut piece of vertebrae." "And blessed me with a Maori name." " Don't, Shaun." " Asha Nua." "Or "He who builds bridges between the worlds. "" "Why is that funny?" "Because Asha Nua has nothing to do with bridges." "That means "big nose"." "And did your tribe tell you that it's rude to sit at a Maori table and not eat?" "Especially that tasty morsel." "It's the best part." "Drop it." "Now." "Very, um... gamey." " Just drop it, you dumb fuck." " Oops, language." "That's the way, boy." "Come on." "Eat up." "Goodness, is that...?" "An ear?" "Index finger." "Tasty." "So what...what did I just eat?" "Run!" "Come with me, I'm not leaving you here." "Come on!" "Don't bruise the meat." "Rina?" "Let him go." "Rina, you have to have a serious think about where your loyalties lie." "Who you worship has nothing to do with Shaun." "Rina!" "It's time you were blooded." "Lift it high and strike through the neck." "Here." "No." "Well, all right." "Would you rather kill her?" "I'm sorry, Shaun." "I'm sorry I was born into a family that eats people." "I'm so sorry you had the bad luck of being my friend." "Just get it over with." "Look, I accept that cannibalism was once a part of the Maori way of life." "Oh, we're not Maori cannibals." "We're cannibals...that just happen to be Maori." "I love you." " Whatever you are." " He's way too nice, Dad." "God, don't call me nice, Rina." "I'm a man!" " I'm a man." " Just do it now." "If I have to be murdered by anyone, I'd want it to be by you." "My pocket." "I've kissed it, like a thousand times." "I know that there is another world." "A world where people and animals are friends." "Where the dawn-chorus of birds that once filled the air of Outoudor with song, has returned." "Where commercial whaling is a distant memory." "Where there's no war, or pollution." "Where people embrace an environmentally-sustainable life style." "Where Maoris and Pākehā are as one." "And all the children are bilingual...and also learning Samoan." "Where the green party runs the government" " and whales are important." " For God's sake!" "Free." "Watch her." "You're insane." "This whole place is insane." "Rina, this place is the engine and these dead people are the fuel." "And they will carry us to a greater destination." "What destination?" " What is he raving about, Glenn?" " There's a golden glory coming." "A strength that every Solomonite will have." " A new dawn..." " Snap out of it!" "He's deranged." "You're killing people, Glenn." "Why do you always have to make" " everything so hard for yourself." " Glenn!" "He's making it all up." "He's just on some power trip." "Oww!" "Glenn!" "Glenn!" "No!" "Glenn!" "I'm your sister!" " Go around this." " Around the house that way." "Back the chopper off." "Well, Professor?" "How's this gonna go?" "I'm thinking." "Hello?" "This is the police negotiator." "Is that Paul Tan?" "Are the hostages... ?" "Is everybody all right?" "Hello?" "Yeah, this Paul Tan." "Hostage okay." "But you fuck with me, they all fucking dead." "What's your name?" "This is Detective Inspector Jimmy Katene." "Okay, Mr. Jimmy." "This what I want." "Okay, I want a hairy copter with a pirot." "I wanted a..." "A hairy what?" "A hairy copter with a pirot." "Deliver it in one hour, in front of hou on the road." "Okay?" "And make sure it got a full tank." "You got that?" "Asshole." " Yeah." " Okay." "Demand number two:" "At Central University, there's Associate Professor." "He very clever man." "But white people conspire to stop him moving up academic rank because he's Maori." "I want him to have professorship now." "His name..." "Yeah, yeah." "Hold on, hold on." "Hold on?" "I won't fucking hold on!" "I don't get this." "What is..." "Tan brothers' Maori activists?" " They're Asian." " What type of Asian?" " Huh?" " "Asian" is a broad term that covers many different cultural groups." "Oh, who gives a shit, really?" "Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese." "They all look the same to me." "That's because you're a moron." "Ignorant son-of-a-..." "Paul Tan's old man was Tommy Tan." "Used to be this fruit-and-veg out of Oteki for years." "Often front for drugs." "He's in shit up to his ears and he's still got time to make racial slurs." "Paul Tan just messed with the wrong Maori." "You're not getting a fucking chopper." "Bloody redneck!" "No one speaks to Solomon Smith's high priest like that." " So, it's high priest now, is it?" " I have always been the high priest." "You know, and it's not like anyone else applied for the job." "You don't even believe in Solomon Smith, do you?" "Swing to me." "Swing." "Swing to me, okay?" "I keep getting it wrong, then." "There, keep going." "Look, I know you've been through some terrible stuff since I was away." "I know Mom's fed you people and Dad's fucked with your mind." "But, please, we have to get out of here." "Now!" "I'm not ten anymore, Rina." "You can't tell me what to do." "Hey." "I know that Mr. Updike is some kind of crazy..." "Don't say his name." "Don't you dare say his name." " He's dead." "He doesn't exist anymore!" " But he did exist, didn't he?" "And he hurt you." "Oh, my poor baby brother." "Why did you have to come back and mess everything up." "Glenn!" "?" "That went well." "You're not the only one with a fucked-up family." "Listen, I'm not gonna touch your Mom or your brother...but your Dad..." "He'll hurt you if he isn't stopped." "You have to hide." "You and me against this hawker, Solomon." "Your..." "Your fucking religion has destroyed us." "Dad?" " You bloody whore." " Brute." "Dad!" "Get out of my temple!" " It is not a temple, it is a kitchen." " Dad?" "Dad!" "I messed up." "It's all right, son." "It's all right, my youngest." " I'm sure you'll make it up to me." " I will, Dad." "Promise." "Glenn, come over here, baby." "He doesn't want to, Margaret." "Do you, son?" " Would you die for me, ...?" " I just wanna make you proud of me, Dad." " And you will..." "And you will." " Glenn, get here, now." "In Solomon's name." " No!" " I love you dad." "No!" "No!" "This is the greatest of all of Solomon's gifts, my dear." "Monster!" "By eating the still-beating heart of my youngest son," "I'm halfway towards immortality." "You bastard!" "But I still need to drink the blood of my virgin daughter." "Is that why you sent me to a girl's boarding school?" "That, and the excellent kapa haka team." "Api was a magnificent lover." "We met every day." "Sometimes he was still in our bed when you came home." "Oh!" "Oh, Api, amore mio!" "That slimy little bastard." "Mom!" "Oops!" " Come to me, my virgin daughter." " I'm not a virgin." "It's just a couple of times." "In the showers." " I accidentally fell into a girl's quim." " You lie!" "Get in there!" "Back 'em up!" " Where are we at?" "Hey West?" " Put two officers in first." "I am immortal!" "I am Solomon Smith." "Re...incarnated." "One,two,three!" " Check upstairs!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Maybe she isn't a virgin." "No, no, no, no." "I just didn't drink enough of her blood." "Rina?" "I will die before I let that monster hurt you." "Rina." "Mom!" "You stay away from my daughter!" "You rot in hell!" "You're wrong, Margaret." "I will never die." "Glory be to Solomon Smith." "Rina!" "Where are you?" "Hello?" "Boss!" "Rina?" "Where are you?" "Rina." "Rina." "You can't kill me." "Rina, put the gun down." "I will never die." "Never." "You wouldn't, would you?" "You wanna bet?" "Goodbye, fucked-up family." "No!" " Stay away from the back!" " Get 'em out of there!" " Good work, officer." " Hey, you two?" "Check the house." "I know where you get your special powers from." "Here." "Gas." "Gas!" "It's gonna go again!" "Shaun's."

"Someone tried to implicate you in a murder, Neville." "And you've already looked at every possible source in the company," " and you couldn't find a leak." " Anything Deputy Chief Halford hears," "Neville Montgomery hears." "[Vega]:" "I need to step down as primary on this case." "The doctor needs to run more tests, so." " I need a new vice-president." " [Angie]:" "Maria Snow?" "I thought she was trying to bring him down." "Why'd she accept a promotion?" "[Angie]:" "Someone is trying to intimidate me." "My guess is Neville Montgomery." "You caught his daughter's killer." "Yes." "And then I accused him of murder." "All right." "Everybody remain calm..." "And eat a donut." "Rick Wyatt!" "You are a darling." "Oh, my favorite." "I could kiss you!" "Oh, come on now." "I'm a married man, Diane!" "Oh, by the way, ahem, Mike is on the warpath." "Oh, really?" "Is he?" "Why?" "Something about the Henderson file?" "Doesn't ring a bell." "It was the house fire in Strathcona." "Their place was gutted." "The family lost everything?" "Oh!" "Right." "That was the family who increased their fire insurance four months earlier." "[Scoffs] How did you miss that?" "I didn't miss it, Diane." "It never showed up in any of my searches." "Well, you couldn't have looked very hard." "We all make mistakes." "I know if I had a big trip to Hawaii planned," "I probably wouldn't be able to concentrate either." "Donut?" "No, Rick." "I'm still a celiac." "Which is why..." "I made sure to get one... that's gluten-free." "Rick, you are so thoughtful." " Thanks." " Any time, buddy." "[Sighs heavily]" "What a jerk, huh?" "Don't be so hard on him, Deedee." "Everyone makes mistakes." "[Debbie]:" "They repo'd the car already." " I don't have it anymore." " That's because you owe money, Debbie." "My ex owes the money!" "I understand that." "And we're going after him as well, but you co-signed for the loan." "And it's not the first time you've been in this situation." " You have to stop calling my house." " Would you rather I called your work?" "Take the money straight from your pay?" "I'm trying to help you here." "I am working three jobs as it is, and we barely get by." " It's not fair!" " Life isn't fair!" "We all have problems." "Just make a payment." "Something!" "I'll make a payment." "[Coins thudding]" "Here you go." "This is all I can afford." "Is that your wife?" "I don't know how she can stand being married to such an ass." "See you on the 15th." "Yeah." "Can't wait." "[Angie]:" "Hiya!" "[Dr. Rogers]:" "Hey." "You got here fast." "Yeah." "I was already up." "Had to meet a construction crew at my house." "Threat assessment is giving me new steel doors and locks." "I'm very happy about that." "Well, my landlord's not." "Mm-hmm." "Well, you tell your landlord to speak to me." "I just might do that." "What do we got?" "Male." "Mid-50s." "Possibly suffocated." "Tentatively identified as "Rick Wyatt."" " Why tentatively?" " Well, it's his car, his space, but I can't make a visual confirmation until I get the bag off his head." "Right." "Handcuffs, duct tape..." "Killer came prepared." "How do you get someone to sit still long enough to do all this?" "I can't tell you that yet, but I can tell you forensics got fingerprints off both the front and back doors." "Maybe your killer was lying in wait?" "I think the killer was in the backseat and watched him die." "S03E12 Frampton Comes Alive" "I wasn't surprised to see his car." "Rick often came in early." "Then I got closer, and I..." "I saw the bag over his head..." "[Sighs and sobs]" "It's so horrible." "When was the last time you talked to Rick?" "Yesterday." "End of day." "He was still working when I left." "That was around 6:30." " Was anyone else here?" " No." "He was usually the last to leave, too." " Rick was an adjuster?" " One of the company's best." "Were there any clients he was having difficulty with?" "Uh, none that he spoke of." "But it is part of his job to deny insurance claims, isn't it?" "When necessary." " But Rick had a way of reducing tension." " You seem very fond of Rick." "He was just such a nice guy." "[Chuckles]" "So generous, and the biggest heart." "Did everyone in the office feel that way?" "U-um..." "There is one person who didn't get along with Rick." "Mike Wilson." "Another adjuster." "But..." "It wasn't anything serious." "What was the problem?" "Rick Wyatt was a dick." "That was the problem." "[Lucas]:" "What happened between you two?" "I paid his wife a compliment at our office Christmas party." "She had lost a little bit of weight." "Rick thought I was hitting on her." "After that, he was a passive-aggressive nightmare." "His last stunt?" "A so-called "gluten-free" donut." "And let me guess." "It wasn't?" "I'm a celiac." "I spent a week on the toilet." "Maybe the bakery screwed up." "You sound just like Diane." "Look, I'm not crazy." " He did it on purpose." " That must have made you pretty angry?" "Yeah, I wanted to kill the guy!" "But I didn't." "Well, when Ms. Wyatt does show up, can you have her call me, please?" "Thank you." " Hey!" " Uh-huh?" "You run Maria Snow's name through the database?" " Yes, I did." " Oh, see, I thought we were trying to keep her off the radar." "Well, so did I, till she dumped her fiance and took his job... it's all over the news." "Enemy to ally is a pretty big jump." "Ambition like that doesn't just turn up overnight, so I thought I'd take a look." "Mm." "Well, I mean, you're into it now, so..." " Anything interesting?" " Her sealed juvie files got everything." "There's drug possession, vandalism, shoplifting, you name it..." "Yes, "sealed."" "You know you can't use any of that against her." "[Sighs]" " Any charges as an adult?" " No." "Whatever she was into stopped when she turned 15." "Maybe she cleaned up her act?" "Mm." "Or she learned how not to get caught." "You know, people can change." "[Chuckles dryly]" " Yeah, okay." " All right." "Don't let this interfere with the Wyatt case." "I won't, I've got Lucas looking into any recently rejected insurance claims." "Okay, have you spoken to the victim's wife yet?" "She's not answering her phone." "She's not at work." "So I thought I'd swing by her house later, but I think Lucas needs a hand." "[Doctor]:" "Oscar?" "Can you hear me?" "The cat scan revealed a mass on your thyroid." "It may explain why your initial symptoms suggested Grave's disease." "So, what... what happens next?" "We'd like you to do a biopsy." "That'll confirm our diagnosis and determine our next course of action." "Try and get some rest." "The less stress you have in your life right now, the better." "Okay?" "The hospital will contact you to schedule a biopsy." "Oscar..." "Now we can treat this." "Okay?" "[Dan Collins]:" "You know what you are?" "You're a thief." "You steal money!" "Either you make a payment or I go after your house." "And you can push that Walker of yours right into a homeless shelter." "You hear me?" "Pay me or start packing!" "Your choice!" "[Slams receiver down] [Exhales heavily]" "Lawrence." "I didn't expect to see you so soon." " You got a minute?" " Of course." "How're you doing?" "Come in, come in." "Sit down." "You want anything?" "Coffee?" "Tea?" "I got this herbal blend that's..." "Yeah." "No." "I'm fine." "Thanks." "[Rolls drawer shut]" "I'm quitting, Dan." "[Groans]" "Look... uh." "It's only been a week since Helen passed away." "Y-you don't have to make this sort of decision right now." "I've been thinking about it for a while, Dan." "It's a difficult time, I understand." "But your files are being managed." "And to tell you the truth, I'm kind of enjoying getting my hands dirty again." "Take all the time you need." "That's what our stress reduction program is all about." "You've been a good boss, Dan." "A good friend." "But it's time to say goodbye." "[Rhythmic beeping]" "Someone brought you flowers." "Who's trying to steal my wife?" "Reverend Allen stopped by." "That was nice of him." "How was work?" "Did you know your husband's an ass?" "Of course I know." "Why do you think I married you?" "Because I looked hot in a kilt?" "Nah, it wasn't the kilt." "[Wheezes]" "It was those sexy knees of yours." "So... who do I have to lay a beating to?" "Some woman came in." "Made her payment all in change." "I'm sorry you had to deal with that." "It's not her fault." "Her husband ran off." "Left her with three kids, a mountain of debt." "She's doing the best she can." "How are we doing?" "Fine." "Why?" "The day nurse... said this might be her last week." "Something about our insurance" " being denied." " I told her not to bother you with that." "The insurance company made a mistake." "Don't worry." "I'm dealing with it." "You don't have to protect me." "If there was a problem," "I'd tell you." "Al Grant?" "There a problem?" "Detective Brian Lucas." "Sergeant Mark Cross." "We want to ask you some questions about Rick Wyatt." "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have done it." " It was for my son." " Okay, we need you to turn around, put your hands on the vehicle." "You want to tell us why you did it?" "Rick backed me into a corner." "I had no choice!" "You didn't have to kill him." "What?" "Rick's dead?" "Yeah, and you just confessed to his murder." "No, no!" "No." "Wait." "I didn't kill him." "I stole construction supplies." " He's really dead?" " Why would you steal supplies?" "My son's got cancer, man." "Insurance doesn't cover the treatment." "Rick was going to reject my claim unless I got him what he wanted." "What exactly did he want?" "Wood." "Tools." "Concrete." "Said he was doing a house reno." "Look, I didn't know what else to do." "So you stole for him?" "No." "I stole for my son." "[Cell phone buzzing]" "We're investigating a murder." "You need to tell your boss you were being blackmailed." "Hello." "Yes, sir." "I'll see you then." "Thank you, sir." "That sounded official." "Very official." "Lunch with the deputy chief." " Hi." " Hi." "So Lisa Wyatt's not at home." "Yeah." "She's not answering her cell and she's not at work either." " A lot of flyers at the front door." " Really?" "Hey." "Uh, listen." "Sorry I missed this morning." "No, like I said, it's not a problem." "Want to grab breakfast after this?" " Mm-hmm." " Good." "[Vega]:" "No car in the garage." "[Angie]:" "We're going to want a warrant." " Partner?" " Mm?" "[Vega]:" "All of Lisa Wyatt's clothes are gone." "So are her jewelry and toiletries." "Hmm." "Looks like she's been working hard to lose some weight." "Maybe the extra weight she wanted to lose was her husband." "[Chuckling]" "Well, for a health nut, she's sure got some great junk food." "I'll say." "Wow." "Look." "Check this out." "Hmm." "What's this?" "Are they emergency preppers?" "Why don't I go ask the neighbors." "[Knocking]" "Can I help you?" "I apologize for the mess." " My wife passed away last week." " Oh..." " I'm sorry for your loss." " I'm sorry for your loss." "She had chronic obstructive pulmonary disease." "It affects the lungs." "Feels like she was diagnosed yesterday." "She had a cough... and before I knew it, they were doing tests..." "CT scans." "But that's not why you're here." "What can I do for you?" "How well do you know the Wyatts?" "Lisa and Helen were friendly." "Rick and I don't socialize much." "Did the wyatts seem happy to you?" "As happy as any couple who have been together that long, I suppose." "Why?" "Has something happened?" "No." "We, uh..." "We just need to talk to Lisa, that's all." "Did the Wyatts ever fight?" "Once or twice." "Any idea what they fought about?" "I tried not to pay much notice." "None of my business." "If she's left him, I'm happy for her." "You think she might have left him?" "I don't know." "I do know that time is precious." "Why stay if you're not happy?" "If Lisa does contact you, will you let us know?" " Here's my card." " Of course." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Thanks for your time." "Hey, shh-shh-shh." "Helen's sleeping." "Oh." "I thought you might be hungry." "[Chuckles]" "Lisa, you don't have to do that." "You've got a lot on your mind, and you have to eat." "That's very kind." "I saw Helen earlier today." "She mentioned the problem you're having with your insurance company." "I told her not to worry." "Well, if there's anything I can do..." "[Both laughing]" "Why are you going through my purse?" "I was..." "Looking for my phone." "In my purse?" "I thought you might've picked it up by accident." "Couldn't help but notice this, though." "It's from work, Rick." "A promotional gift for clients." "You can have it, if you want it." "The counselor said you need to start trusting me." "I trust you." "I told you, I was looking for my phone." "Well, next time, I'd appreciate it if you asked me first." "Fine." "Good." "You're right." " Thank you." " It's really nice of you... by the way, to make that casserole for Lawrence and Helen." "Can she even eat solid food?" "[Disgusted sigh] Unbelievable." "Suffocation's gotta be a horrible way to die." "Yeah." "You know, the brain lives for three minutes after death." "That's a long time to think about it." "Do you have any idea how the killer got him to submit?" "Yeah." "You see the contusion on his left temple?" "[Vega]:" "Mm-hmm." "That blow was hard enough to incapacitate him... maybe even render him unconscious for a few minutes." "That's more than enough time to get him into a car." "Mm-hmm." "Oh!" "And I found a hair... not Rick's... stuck to the duct tape." "I sent it to forensics for analysis." "So I've been thinking a lot about things, and, uh..." "I think I backed away from something that I shouldn't have." "I think I made a mistake with you..." "And I'm sorry that I did that." "I just think that, at the time..." "[Sighs, then chuckles]" "I'm just... what I'm trying to say is that I really would like to take you to dinner." "I will have to get back to you." "Okay." "Just, um... you let me know." " I will." " Okay." "[Door shuts]" "[Chuckles]" "[Power tools buzzing outside]" "What is he doing?" "Shh, shh, shh." "Go back to sleep." "I'll take care of it." "[Table saw roaring]" "Rick!" "Rick." "Rick!" "Aw, hey, Larry." "What the in hell are you doing?" "It's 5:00 a.m." "Gosh." "Did I... did the noise wake you up?" "Well, of course it did!" "I'm sorry, pal." "You know, I grew up on a farm." "If I'm not working at 5:00 a.m., I'm wasting the better part of the day." "Well, do something that requires a little less noise, would you?" "Helen needs her sleep!" "Of course." "Of course." "I'm really sorry to hear that she's not doing so well." "I appreciate it." "Hey, Larry." "While I've got you... you know that tree I've been talking to you about?" "Yeah." "That's quite the overhanging branch into our yard." "I wonder if you could give it a trim?" "I'll get round to it when I can." "I wouldn't bug you about it, but I'm worried it's going to fall and take out that fence." "I'm happy to take care of it for you, if you want." "I said I'll do it!" "Al grant wasn't the only client that Rick blackmailed." "I found three other clients that were giving him kickbacks to keep their claims active." "Huh!" "What kind of kickbacks?" "Electronics." "Carpeting." "Groceries." "Well, that explains the, uh, stockpile of food in the house." " Do they all have alibis?" " They all check out." "Uh, you know, that's still my desk, right?" " I'm just checking my email." " Which you could check at your desk." "My desk is very far away." "Forensics identified the hair strand found on the duct tape as female." "Lisa Wyatt's?" "We need to get a comparison sample for forensics to be sure." "So her husband's dead and now she's nowhere to be found?" "Yeah." "She's our best suspect." " We've got to get a B.O.L.O. out on her." " I'll flag her phone and credit cards." "I certainly wish things were different, Lawrence, however I am happy Helen had insurance." "You don't know how often I see people without it." "Which, uh, account do you want me to deposit the check into?" "Neither." "I want it in cash." "All of it?" "Large bills." "Well, generally, we need a phone call in advance for a request like this." "Well, whatever you can give me today," "I'll take." "Y-you don't mind me asking, what are you going to do with all this money?" "I'm going to meet the love of my life." "[Vega]:" "Hey, Lisa Wyatt's phone and text records came in." "[Flynn]:" "Well, these texts are explicit." "So who's this "Carlos Rodriguez" when he's not sucking Lisa Wyatt's toes?" "Her Spanish teacher." "Apparently, we're not the only ones looking for him, either." " Immigration is after him." " Why?" "He's here illegally?" "Visa expired a year ago." "Guess who reported him?" " Rick Wyatt." " He felt that it was his civic duty." "Huh!" "Lisa Wyatt emptied the bank account a couple days ago." " How much she take?" " $20,300, and change." "That's a lot of "leaving the country" money." "We should check with airlines." "[Rick]:" "Y, mi esposa..." "De donde vas todos esos sabados?" "What?" "You're taking Spanish, you should know what that means." "What are you doing?" "I'm taking an interest in the things you like." "No." "You're checking up on me, and you're acting paranoid." "I'm not." "I'm being present." " Like the counselor said." " I'm going for a run." "Everything okay, Lisa?" "Yeah, everything's fine." "It's nice of you to ask, though." "What are you doing out here so late?" "Ahh..." "Oh..." "Lawrence." "Yeah." "Helen always looks forward to seeing the tree lit up, so we're going to have Christmas a little early this year." "Helen is a lucky woman." "No." "I'm the lucky one." "[Rick]:" "Thought you were going for a run." "I am." "Thanks, Lawrence." "Wow." "That's quite a show." "I just hope nobody complains to the homeowners' association about Christmas lights being up too soon." "Your work in homicide has not gone unnoticed." "Thank you, sir." "Drop the formalities, Mark, all right?" "We're just a couple of officers having lunch." "All right." "Earl." "So if you had carte blanche to make any changes you want, what would they be?" "I think division's running smoothly." "What about personnel?" "Any changes there?" "I have a great team, sir." "They're the reason our solve rate's so high." "Unless, of course, there are some changes that you think we should be making." "Depends." "Where do you see your career path taking you?" "Mm." "Well, there was a time I was angling for your desk." "Oh?" "What, change of heart?" "No." "Not sure if I'm right for the job." "Well, a little self-doubt is good." "Keeps you honest." " Uh, we didn't order those." " It's a 61-year-old linkwood single malt." " Thought you might enjoy a taste." " Ah, you know me so well." " Mark, you've met Neville Montgomery?" " Mr. Montgomery." "Sergeant Cross." "Thank you again for bringing my daughter's murderer to justice." "Oh." "Just doing my job, sir." "Still, I'd like to show my appreciation." "That is very kind, but, um... department policy..." "Mark." "I think, in Neville's case, we can make an exception." "I'm interrupting." "Please." "Enjoy your lunch." "Thank you." "[Angie]:" "So you are not Lisa Wyatt." " Where'd you get the credit card?" " I found it." "You decided to help yourself to a whole new wardrobe and a day of all-you-can-eat pasta?" "That means you're looking at fraud charges." " Not the first time." " Might be the last." "I don't know." "My dad's a pretty good lawyer." "Yeah, but here's the thing." "Lisa Wyatt is a person of interest in the murder of her husband, Rick Wyatt." "Yeah, so, depending on how long you've been going around using her credit cards..." "Really?" "Nothing?" "Maybe you're responsible for his murder." "Hey, I don't know anything about that." "I found the cards at the bus station." "You need to be more specific than that." "There was a car in the parking lot." "The purse was sitting on the passenger seat." "So you just took it?" "It was unlocked." "You're taking them down already?" "Don't have a choice." "Someone's complained to the homeowners' association." "Oh, Lawrence." "I'm so sorry." "It's not you who should be apologizing." "I feel terrible." "There's gotta be something I can do." "Just get Rick to lay off the noise, would ya?" "I need Helen to get some sleep." "He's renovating the garage." "Making a man-cave." "Just tell him to start at a reasonable hour." " Okay, I'll talk to him." " Well, thank you." " You know, Rick wasn't always like this." " Honestly, Lisa?" "I don't care." "There's no security cameras in the parking lot, just a security sweep every hour." "And according to this parking stub, Lisa's car's been here since 11:20 p.m." "March 22nd." "That's two days before Rick's murder." " Mm-hmm." " So four days ago?" "Well, if Lisa boarded a bus and left town, she couldn't have killed her husband." "I don't think she got on the bus." "Why?" "We got this here in the back..." " Exhibit "a."" " Yeah?" "Check out the head rest." "So forensics found a fingernail in there as well." "[Dog barking nearby]" "Oh, dammit." "No!" "I have three days left until my payment's due!" "I know." "I know." "Here." "That should cover the rest of your debt." "What are you talking about?" "And the registration papers are on the seat." "The car is yours as well." "I can't take this." " You want me to give it to someone else?" " No." "I mean, I don't understand." "Why me?" "Why not you?" " Well, I was kind of mean to you?" " Doesn't matter what you've done." "Matters what you do next." "The choice is yours." "Hey, guys!" "Who wants pizza?" "[Children cheering]" "Right, so, the fingernail found in Lisa Wyatt's car matches DNA found on a brush in the Wyatts' home." "Okay, but that does not match the hair found on the duct tape at Rick Wyatt's crime scene." "Okay." "What about the money?" "Any leads on that?" "Yeah, F.I.U. found a receipt in her wallet... it was $10,000... it was Saint Andrew's-Wesley church, donated the same day as the withdrawal." "That is a large donation." "Yeah, and why not... why not write a check?" "Okay, so, she cleans out her bank account and donates half of it, then she packs her stuff, she goes on the run?" "Or she's abducted." "And her husband's found murdered two days later." "Yeah." "Lisa Wyatt's Spanish teacher," "Carlos Rodriguez, was just picked up by immigration." " Was Lisa with him?" " He was alone." " They're gonna let us talk to him." " Can you and Lucas question him," " and Vega and I will follow the money?" " Yeah." "Let's go to church." "Carlos Rodriguez is here." "Okay." "Thanks." "There's something you should be aware of." "Detective Flynn ran your new vice-president through the database." "Why would she do that?" "I was hoping you'd have an idea." "Is there something I should know about?" "She grew up in foster care." "Had a bit of a checkered past." "Understandable, given the circumstances." "Maria's worked hard to turn her life around." "Coming after me is one thing, but harassing the people I care about..." "That's one step too far." "Well..." "Someone broke into Flynn's house recently." "Maybe she was firing a shot back." " I wouldn't know anything about that." " Yeah?" "Of course not." "Murder?" "What murder?" "Lisa's husband is dead." "I didn't kill him." "I didn't kill anyone." "And now Lisa's missing." " Where's Lisa?" " I don't know." " Last time we talked was a week ago." " What about?" "She said she was going to leave her husband." " She asked to stay with me." " And you said?" "I said no." "Lisa Wyatt is a nice woman, but I am not interested in her that way." "Well, what way was that, exactly?" "Emotionally." "[Reverend]:" "Lisa Wyatt?" "Yes, I remember her." "She made a substantial donation to the church last week." " Did you talk to her, reverend?" " Of course." "I thanked her personally." " It was so generous of her." " Did she say why she did it?" "It was in memory of Helen Frampton." "Oh, we were led to believe that Helen and Lisa weren't that close." "Lisa said that they had become close recently." "[Takes a breath]" "She was upset." "Losing a friend is difficult." ""But blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted." I'm sorry." " My meeting has arrived." "If that's all..." " I just have one more question." "Does Lawrence Frampton know about the donation?" "I called him myself." "I thought he'd be comforted by the news." "Well, thank you for your time, reverend." " God bless." " And you." "$10,000?" "That's a lot of money." "Wonder why Lawrence didn't mention that when we asked him about Lisa." "Oscar?" "They found something in my neck." "Lump on my thyroid." "They're, uh... scheduling a biopsy." "Okay." "We should probably get back to work, right?" "Or it can wait." "[lucas]:" "Lawrence Frampton is clean." "Angie?" "Sorry?" "Frampton." "He's clean." "So's his wife Helen." "Not even so much as a parking ticket." "Homeowners' association, however..." "that is different story." "What have they got on Frampton?" "A history of complaints." "All filed by Rick Wyatt." "Everything from Christmas lights being displayed too early to unlicensed basement suite." "What are you telling me?" "It's a case of feuding neighbors?" "Well, that's what I thought at first, but Frampton's only ever filed one complaint against Rick." "It's for the unlawful removal of a tree branch on Frampton's property." "That's a $2,500 fine?" "Was it the whole tree?" "Knocked down a power line." "What date was that?" "March 20th." "When did Frampton's wife die?" "Helen Frampton died march 20th, and it was declared an accident." "Lawrence Frampton told us that his wife had lung disease." "Huh." "C.O.P.D." "But she died because her ventilator failed." " Could a power outage cause that?" " I suppose so." "But that equipment has back-up battery." "But what if it failed?" "[Laughs] Well, then there'd be a problem." "You think we have any of Helen Frampton's DNA on file?" "Oh, I bet we sampled some of her lung tissue because of c.O.P.D., but I'd have to check." "And would you have forensics compare it against that hair sample" " we found at Rick Wyatt's crime scene?" " Sure." "[Troubled sigh]" "Ahem." "Deputy Chief Halford, please." "Staff Sergeant Mark Cross, homicide." "[Video narrator]:" "First, the rabbit zigzags through the field." "Then, the rabbit runs around the tree at least seven times, then the rabbit runs back into his Warren..." "[Knocking]" "[Door creaks open] Oh..." "Lawrence?" " Mr. Frampton?" " Detectives Flynn and Vega!" "Then the rabbit goes around the tree..." "And back into the Warren." "Mr. Frampton?" "[Vega]:" "Hello?" "Mr. Frampton!" " Well, he's not here." " Nothing's here." "Sir?" "[Gasping and groaning]" "Mr. Frampton?" "Nice place." "Vega!" "[Bang]" "Ahh!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Let me die!" "Let me die!" "[Echoing]:" "No!" "Good." "Thank you." "There was a strand of hair found on the duct tape used in Rick Wyatt's murder." "DNA's confirmed it was Helen's." " The tape came from your house." " That's because I killed him." "What'd you do with his wife?" " What're you talking about?" " What did you do with his wife?" "Lisa Wyatt." " Where is she?" " I killed Rick..." "I would never hurt Lisa." "Why would you think that?" "[Angie]:" "Again, Lawrence, where is Lisa Wyatt?" "I don't know." "Are you two involved?" "No." "I loved my wife." " Did Lisa pay you to kill her husband?" " No." "I told you." "I killed Rick because of Helen." "She was in pain." "Her prescription had run out." "I had to get to the pharmacy." "I left her..." "[Breath shaking]" "It was the biggest mistake of my life." "[Switch clicking]" "[Sobbing deeply]" "Rick..." "Cut the tree branch." "It fell on the power line." "He cut the electricity to my house..." "[Sobs]" "To Helen's ventilator." "He killed my wife!" "So you made the Wyatts pay?" "No." "Lisa had nothing to do with it." "[Sniffles]" "I made Rick pay." "[Gasping]" "[Clink]" "Now you're gonna feel what it's like to suffer..." "To fight for every breath." "[Starts laughing]" "You think that's funny?" "Yeah, I think it's hilarious." "You have no idea what this is gonna do to Lisa." "Lisa is not gonna miss you." "No one's gonna miss you." "Lisa's gonna miss me." "I guarantee it." "You killed my wife." "Ahh!" "[Muffled protesting, gasping]" "[Rick's protests continue]" "Ahh!" "[Gasping frantically]" "[Rick crying out]" "[Angie]: "Lisa's gonna miss me."" " That's what he said." " Why would he say that?" "I don't know." " I'm telling you the truth." " Well, we want to believe you, Lawrence, but until you tell us where Lisa is, we can't." "I don't know where she is!" "Why do you keep asking me that?" "[Bag rustling]" "[Slam]" " Hey, Larry." "How you doing?" " Don't talk to me." "I'm sure Helen's in a better place now." "Don't say her name!" "You're upset." "I-I understand." "Lisa never stops talking about what a great husband you are." "Lawrence this, Lawrence that." "Well, maybe if you weren't spending all your time with my wife, yours might still be alive." "And you saw Rick loading the garbage bags into Lisa's trunk?" " Yeah." " Where was Lisa?" "I didn't see her." "I've confessed to killing Rick." "Why would I lie about hurting Lisa?" "I can think of several reasons why he'd lie." "Yeah, so can I." "None of them are very pleasant." "What if he's telling the truth, though?" "I mean, what if..." "Rick did drive Lisa's car to that parking lot?" "Okay." "Uh, why would he do that?" "'Cause he wanted people to think Lisa left him?" "No one saw her 'cause she was never there." "Okay." "Where is she?" ""Lisa's gonna miss me."" "That's what Rick said, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Lawrence saw Rick at the house, loading Lisa's clothes into her car." "Maybe she's still at the house?" "Hey, didn't someone mention home renovations?" "According to Lawrence, Rick was renovating the garage." "This room looks untouched." "Yeah, well, the sides of the room matches the outside perfectly." "You think Lawrence played us?" "I certainly hope not." "Hey." "[Snap] There we go." "[Trap door creaks]" "[Angie]:" "Oh, my God." "Lisa!" "Lisa!" "[Gasping]" "[Lisa wheezing]" "[Angie]:" "Everything's gonna be okay." "This is Detective Oscar Vega." "We need an ambulance." "How did you find me?" "Your neighbor helped us." "Lawrence?" "What happened?" "I made a mistake with a colleague." "Rick said he forgave me, but... he became so jealous, controlling, manipulative." "But I was willing to try." "Mm." "Until he killed Helen?" "That's when I decided to leave him." "And then he came home from work early and saw me packing my car." "[Sobbing]" "Lisa, Rick is dead." "Lawrence murdered him." " He's dead?" " Mm-hmm." "[Sobs]" "Thank God." "[Lisa continues sobbing] Thank you." "[Angie]:" "I would be a hostess at a Japanese steakhouse." "[Vega laughs] I could see that." "And I could be the karaoke host." "[Chuckling]" "We'd still solve mysteries in our spare time." "Or you know what?" "I could..." "I could travel." "Oh, you don't need to work." "Yeah, 'cause it's never been about the money, for either one of us, this job." "Well, yeah, but you never had to buy braces for your kid." "Right." "Right." "Fair enough." "[Clink]" "You ever reconsider the priesthood?" "About as often as you probably have considered going back to that record store." "[Smack]" " It doesn't exist anymore." " You see that?" "Change is inevitable." "Mm." "Change is overrated." "Cheers." "[Clink]" "[Explosion roars]" "My car!" "Woman screaming" "Whatever game she was playing got her killed." "This isn't your fault." "First they break into your house, now this." "Angie I am worried about you." "Everything that's happened to me, my car, my house it all traces back to Neville Montgomery." "I don't want you going anywhere alone." "We've got a situation." "[Car trunk open]" "Moitive." "The season finale." "Next sunday at 8 on CTV." "Watch all past episodes of Motive on Cravetv."

"[CROWD APPLAUDING]" "WOMAN 1:" "Could you make, uh, a copy for us as well?" "MAN 1:" "I'll have to figure out how to do this when it's all done." "I'm just..." "Jean was not happy, because, boy, was this thing expensive." "Oh, August." "What shall we do?" "Don't worry, Mary." "He wants me." "He's coming for me and no one else." "Do you understand?" "August, I'm frightened." "I know, Mary." "Art thou afraid?" "WOMAN 1:" "Charlie's doing such a good job." "I am no more." "MAN 1:" "Yeah, I'm really surprised considering the last-minute change, but it looks good." "Kiss me." "No, please don't." "Please don't do it, August." "Please." "[APPLAUDING CONTINUES]" "WOMAN 1:" "Do you know what they're doing for the spring play, by any chance?" "MAN 1:" "No, I have no idea." "Uh..." "They did a great job on the gallows." "For crimes against the township of Bedford... including robbery... perjury... adultery... and fraternizing with a noble..." "I hereby sentence you..." "August Benjamin Rutherford... to death... by hanging on this 29th day..." "[ALL GASP]" "WOMAN 2:" "Charlie?" "Charlie?" " WOMAN 2:" "Charlie." " MAN 2:" "Charlie." "MAN 1:" "Oh, my God." "[ALL YELLING AND SCREAMING]" "MAN 2:" "Grab him!" "Grab him!" "Get a doctor!" "He's not breathing!" "Get a doctor!" "MAN 1:" "Lights up." "All right." "Let's nail this, guys." "MAN 2:" "Heh, yeah." "Let's nail this, Mr. Schwendiman." "You got it." "[MAN 2 CHUCKLING]" "Oh, August, you came." "MAN 2:" "Oh." "Don't worry, my love." "He's coming for..." "He wants me." "MAN 1:" "Project nice and loud to the back, please." "[ALL CHUCKLE]" " MAN 2:" "Come on, Reese." " He wants me." "He's coming for me." "MAN 2:" "Is she gonna throw up?" "Dost thou understand?" "Thou..." "Thou shall be safe here?" "[ALL CHUCKLING]" "WOMAN:" "Oh, August... for I am frightened." "Art thou?" "MAN 2:" "Dig deep." "Find those tears." "Not anymore." "MAN 2:" "Oh, what...?" "Heh, dude." "August... just give me one last kiss." "MAN 2:" "Is he gonna do it this time?" "Here it is, bro." "Pucker up for that theater nerd." " MAN 1:" "Cut." " MAN 2:" "Oh." "[ALL APPLAUDING]" " MAN 1:" "Reese." " Yeah?" "[MAN 2 CHUCKLING]" "MAN 2:" "Nice job, dude." " MAN 1:" "Pfeifer, great job." " Thank you." "Everyone else, that was good." "MAN 2:" "God, she's obnoxious." " MAN 1:" "A little more work on the lines, Reese." " MAN 2:" "Yeah, you need to work on them." "MAN 1:" "You need a little bit more work on them before tomorrow night." " Yeah, take a moment right now." " MAN 2:" "Oh." "The play is tomorrow." "MAN 1:" "Just go over those pages again." "MAN 2:" "Wow." "Jesus." "Oh, Reese, you're breaking my poor heart." "Oh, this is good." "For those of you watching along at home, that is why football players do not do drama." "Ryan." "You're supposed to stay in the booth." "No." "RYAN:" "Hey, Reese." "Can I borrow your blouse?" "Heh." "Why, man?" "I need some clarity, bro." "Help me out here." "Isn't this embarrassing, dude?" "Like, you're choking worse than Charlie did." "[SIGHS]" "Dude, they're gonna tear you apart in here." "Don't do it." "Don't bring the camera in." "RYAN:" "This is more booby than the girl locker room." "This isn't the girls'." "Who brings a camera into the men's room?" "RYAN:" "Oh, my God." "Get that shit out of here." "That's disgusting." "No one wants to see that." " My boy's gonna be a superstar." " RYAN:" "Yes." "[ALL CHATTERING]" " MAN:" "Look at those tights, Peter Pan." " RYAN:" "Are you serious?" " Why can't you just stay up in the booth?" " RYAN:" "The booth camera sucks." "That's why I have my camera." "Besides, I have practice." "Come on." "You could have done shop." "You could have done Home Ec." "You're wearing knickers, bro." "Come on." "Reese." "Knickers, dude." " Stop walking." "I'll find you, Reese." " Hey, big shot." "Get suited up." "Let's go." "[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "RYAN:" "There's Miss Shannon." "Do you still have a husband, Miss Shannon?" " Goodbye." " RYAN:" "Love you too." "[ALL CHUCKLE]" "MAN 1:" "And another one up." "RYAN:" "Cassidy." "MAN 1:" "Ryan." "Come on." "Cassidy." "What are you doing?" "Told you not to mess with this." "It's not a toy." "RYAN:" "Don't "pfft" me." "So, what's it like being a drama techie?" " Such a bitch." "Are you kidding?" " RYAN:" "Whoa!" "What?" "If I had known there was a drama requirement..." "RYAN:" "I love it." "I love it." "I get to hang out with the most unattractive girls." "I'm late to practice every day." " MAN 2:" "How's drama?" " RYAN:" "Oh, how's drama?" " How is it with all your little drama buddies?" " RYAN:" "At least I'm not around you." " Are you trying to defend your drama buddies?" " RYAN:" "Well, your mom." " Hey, big shot." " RYAN:" "Yes, coach?" " Practice?" "Hello." " MAN 3:" "Yeah, Ryan." "Let's go, big shot." " MAN 2:" "There they are." " MAN 4:" "There's your buddies right there." "RYAN:" "They're not my buddies." "Take this." "Take this thing, man." "Watch this." "MAN 2:" "Oh, my God." "Oh, no." "MAN 4:" "It's up." "It's up." "[ALL GASP AND CHEERING]" "Go get the trainer." " Nailed it." " Vicious." "MAN 2:" "Right in the schnoz, dude." " RYAN:" "Yo, David, how you doing?" " Hey, what's happening?" " RYAN:" "Working late tonight?" " You know it." " RYAN:" "Time for a vacation, huh?" " You guessed that too." "RYAN:" "And here's the 1993 cast." "Just as geeky as now." "And there he is." "Charlie Grimille." "Unbelievably morbid that they still have a picture of him up here." "Don't forget your costume." "Chris, turn off the cell phones, please." "In the drama room as well as the theater." "That's the rule." "Turn them off or be suspended." "No cell phone, okay?" "RYAN:" "No cell phones." "MAN:" "All right." "Now, listen up." "Eyes forward, everyone." "Tomorrow night is the show." "It's been a long process." " Not always easy, right, Pfeifer?" " PFEIFER:" "Mm-hm." "Uh, especially not with the school board, but we got through that." "But, um, I think we're gonna do okay." "Pfeifer, you had a couple of words you wanted to say." " RYAN:" "Of course she has something to say." " Thank you, guys." "First off, I would like you guys to take a peek at the programs." "They're done and they are identical to the 1993 ones." " RYAN:" "Oh, my God." "Thank God." " PFEIFER:" "So thank you, Brittany, heh." "Thank you guys so much for helping me make this show possible." "We've worked so hard." "We've had such a great time." "I feel so proud to be a part of The Gallows." "Um..." " I just can't wait to see it finally finished." " RYAN:" "Me neither." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "So thank you, guys." "Thank you, Pfeifer." "[ALL APPLAUDING]" "Our assistant director, Pfeifer Ross, everyone." "And what do we say?" " ALL:" "Break a leg." " RYAN:" "Break a leg, Reese." "MAN:" "Thank you, guys." "Let's go." "RYAN:" "Backstage." " Shoos." "Mr. BHS." " RYAN:" "What's up, my man?" "Oh, look at this." " What are you doing here?" " RYAN:" "My favorite characters." "Peasant Number Five, Hangman." "You guys even have lines?" " I think I clap or something." " RYAN:" "There you go." "If Coach could see you guys now, you'd be kicked off in a second." " Yeah, get that camera out of here, man." " It's a mandatory class, man." " Thanks for bringing this stuff." " It's like Halloween down here." " MAN 1:" "Yeah, most definitely." " MAN 2:" "Yeah, party cen..." "RYAN:" "What do we have here?" "What is this thing?" " That's the old Hangman costume." " RYAN:" "Looks pretty dumb." " MAN 2:" "Some kid told us not to touch it." " Did a little drama nerd tell you not to touch it?" "I think he told me too." "But then I didn't listen to him because I'm such a badass." "MAN 3:" "Dan and Mark, can I see you guys up on stage?" " Ryan." " RYAN:" "Yeah?" " What are you doing?" " RYAN:" "Nothing." " I know you don't take any of this seriously." " RYAN:" "I don't." "I'm sorry." "No, I will." " Okay." "It's important to a lot of people." " All right." " So show a little respect in the theater, okay?" " All right." " Got it?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "Yeah, right." "Look at him in those khakis." "What a joke." " I'm fine." " What are you doing?" "I don't know." "Just trying to get through this thing." " Heh, what are you doing?" " What?" "RYAN:" "Oh, I'm Charlie." "I'm dead." "Oh." "Oh, I got a trick for you guys." "Watch." "Watch this." "Ready?" "How creepy is that?" "God." "Yo, yo, yo." "Dude." "Smile for the camera, man." "Oh, come on." "Look, I'm sorry about hitting you with the football." "You were wide open." "Come on." " Can I at least help you with this stuff?" " MAN:" "No." "And don't touch the fly rigs." "They're dangerous." "RYAN:" "Wow." "Okay, stage boy." "August is not who he seems he is, Mary." " MAN 1:" "To the audience, John." " Can't you see?" "He is pretending to be a noble that he might win your love." "MAN 2:" "He should turn himself in." "He must be hanged." "August will not turn himself in." "He loves me." "MAN 2:" "But, sir, the hangman will take Mary in his place." "His sentence is death." " RYAN:" "Nerd, heh." " What shall I do?" "What shall I do, Father?" "RYAN:" "Reese, come on." " MAN 1:" "Now, Reese." " What shall I do, Father?" " Reese." " There he is." " RYAN:" "Heh, Good timing, Reese." " MAN 1:" "Don't come out with the book." ""What shall I do?" And then you come in." "RYAN:" "The parents of the nerds." "There they are." "And look at these guys." "[RYAN CHUCKLING]" "Contain your excitement, gentlemen." "I don't even know if this lady's a parent." "She's here literally every day." "Sits in the same spot." " Wait, so you were in the old show?" " The original show." " Like, the original?" " Yep." "I was there." "What was that like?" "Heh, I don't know if you ever recover from something like this." "It was... horrifying." "The students were upset." "The teachers were upset." " Charlie had a girlfriend." " RYAN:" "A girlfriend?" "Oh, I didn't really know her... but, um, she was devastated." "I've been here and things have happened." "Lights have gone on when there was no one in the lighting booth." "Doors have been opened and shut and locked." "There's all kinds of stories around here, mm-hm." "RYAN:" "Oh, heh, no, no, no." "They're patty-caking." "He's slapping hands with another dude." "And zero hot girls." "[ALL CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING]" "Oh." "And the queen." "Not in a million years." "[RYAN CHUCKLES]" "I hate this class." "Hollywood." "What's up, brother?" " Hey." " RYAN:" "What are you doing?" "Practicing?" " Mm-hm." " Is it working?" "Yeah, I didn't think so, heh." "It makes no sense, dude." "I mean, this is torture." "Why don't you just call out sick?" "You know?" "Put an end to this." "I can't call out sick." "RYAN:" "I call out sick two-, three times a week, minimum." "Just do it." "I have a responsibility to these people." "I'm the lead." "RYAN:" "To what people?" "What are you talking about?" "A responsibility to these guys?" "Come on." "You're just go..." "Let me see." "Holy shi..." "Reese?" "Do you like Pfeifer?" " No, Ryan." "No." " You do." " Don't you?" "You like Pfeifer." " Ryan, seriously, no, I don't." "That's why you're doing this?" " Oh, my God." "Does she know?" " Ryan." " She doesn't know." " I don't..." "Ryan." " RYAN:" "Your boy's got this, dude." " Stop it, Ryan." "RYAN:" "Talk to Schwendiman." "I got this one, man, heh." "Hey, drama queen." "Hey, hey, hey." "Pfeifer." " Hey, Ryan." " RYAN:" "Wait a second." "Wait, wait, wait." "Hold on." "I need to talk to you about Reese." "What about Reese?" "RYAN:" "He has a big-ass crush on you." "Like, he wants to be on you." "Pfeifer, please." "Talk to me about Reese." "What's going on there?" "Um, Reese is gonna do great." "I have complete faith in him." "He knows his lines." "He's gonna be fine." "RYAN:" "Are you kidding me?" "Everybody knows he's gonna choke like Charlie did." "We don't say that name, Ryan." "I've told you that." " It's bad luck." " RYAN:" "I'm sorry." "I don't get you drama nerds and your jargon." "It's like "good luck" is bad luck." " Breaking a leg is supposed to be a good thing?" " Exactly." "RYAN:" "And "C'est fini"?" "What the hell is that?" "Oh, my God." "Pfeifer, back to the point." "After the show bombs, how is it gonna affect you and Reese?" "The show isn't going to bomb, Ryan, okay?" "We're gonna finish the show." " It's gonna look great." " RYAN:" "Ah." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "RYAN:" "C'est fi-what?" "You're from Nebraska." " WOMAN:" "Ryan." " RYAN:" "What?" "Price needs you." "RYAN:" "Who's Price?" "The stage manager." "The stage man...?" "[RYAN CHUCKLES]" "Stage boy." "Yeah." "Hey there, chief." "How you doing, bud?" "What can I help you with?" "It's Number 28 here." "It's just a little too heavy for me." " You can do it." " I probably can, yes." "You just can't, ugh..." "It's pretty stuck." "Is it this one?" "Price got some balls, dude." "Ugh." " You just need it pulled down?" " It's fine if you can't." " Are you sure it's this one?" " It's this one." " It's fine if you can't do it." " I can do it." "It just needs a good pull." "[ALL GASP]" "[ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]" "MAN:" "That's gonna leave a mark." "PRICE:" "Smile for the camera." "RYAN:" "Come here, you sick..." "Hey." "Stage..." "Hey." "Come here, boy." "No, look." "Look, it was just a joke." " We're even." " RYAN:" "It was a joke?" " It was not funny." " Please don't hurt me." "Okay." " What?" " Stop, Ryan." " Come on, Price." "Come on." "Ryan." " RYAN:" "You're lucky, boy." "Ryan, stop." " We're even." " No." "This isn't over." "Price." " You okay?" " Yeah." "[RYAN GROANS]" "RYAN:" "What?" "No way." "Hey, hey, Brooke." "It's Kelly." "RYAN:" "Okay." "What is up with this door?" "It's broken." "Everybody knows that." "RYAN:" "No." "What?" "Reese." "Reese." "Dude." "Dude, Reese." "My man." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." " What?" " RYAN:" "Do you still wanna do this play?" "Do you still wanna do this play?" "Are you kidding me?" "RYAN:" "Okay." "Listen." "I was talking to Pfeifer and that stupid stage boy... and I was chasing him, but I found this door." "I found a door over here that's unlocked." "It never locks." "Always open." "CASSIDY:" "What are you guys talking about?" "What'd she say?" " RYAN:" "Who?" " Pfeifer." "Oh, my God, heh, Reese." "You like Pfeifer?" "RYAN:" "Reese, this is your chance." "We break into the school tonight." "We come in through that door, we ruin the set." "Ten minutes." " You don't have to do the play anymore." " CASSIDY:" "Heh, that's awesome." "RYAN:" "Cassidy, please." "What do you think, Reese?" "Heh, you're insane, man." " RYAN:" "Reese, it's a great plan." " No." " RYAN:" "Why not?" " No." "Ryan, this is illegal." "Why would you even want to film this?" "...bail on the show." "If I bail on this show, they all hate me." "Especially Pfeifer." "And if you don't bail on the show... you let everyone down and they all hate you." "Especially Pfeifer." "Dude, I'm done." "I'm done sugarcoating this whole thing." "You suck." "You're a terrible actor, and you need to do something about it." "Why not do something that's not your fault?" "Tear this mother down." "They're gonna come in, they're gonna be like:" ""Oh, my God." "The set's broken." "What are we gonna do?"" "And who's there for Pfeifer to lean on in her time of need?" "Dude, you are." " It's a win." "I'm a freaking genius." " You're not a genius." "What time?" "RYAN:" "You're not coming, Cassidy." " Yes, I'm coming." " RYAN:" "No, you're not." "You're a cheerleader." "What does that have to do with anything?" "RYAN:" "You're a cheerleader that likes to do other girl-dance stuff... not cool, awesome, scary stuff at the school at night." "Ah, I'll pick you up at 9." "Okay." "Dude, are you in?" "Do you have tools?" "RYAN:" "Yes, Reese." "Yeah." "Yeah, I got tools." "God, Reese." "I can't believe you like Pfeifer." "Shut up." "Why did you tell her?" "[GRUNTING]" "All right." "Between you and me..." " WOMAN:" "Ryan?" " Mom, what are you doing?" " WOMAN:" "Oh, I'm sorry." " What are you...?" "What are you doing?" "I told you I needed five minutes." "RYAN:" "All right, baby." "Stay in here." "In and out, babe." "Please." "RYAN:" "That's what she said." "Trick or treat, Housers." "REESE:" "This play is..." "Why is it so important?" "MAN:" "You don't understand." "I don't want you doing this play." "REESE:" "Why do you care?" "I don't wanna do football." "MAN:" "You should've stayed on the team." "Finish things that you start." " You don't walk away like a flake." " RYAN:" "Yo." "Yo, Reese." "All right, well, I gotta go." " RYAN:" "Damn, man." " What?" " RYAN:" "Rick Houser." " Evening, Ryan." "RYAN:" "How you doing?" "Dandy." "What's this?" "RYAN:" "A camera." "For the play." " Play, huh?" " Yep." " RICK:" "School night, all right?" " REESE:" "Yeah, we're just going to Ryan's." "RYAN:" "Don't worry, Mr. Houser." "We'll have him back by bedtime." " REESE:" "What's up?" " CASSIDY:" "Hi, Reese." "REESE:" "Yeah." "RYAN:" "Back seat, babe." "You got it." "RYAN:" "Reese, your dad's got a point, man." "I'm not my dad, Ryan." "RYAN:" "I know." "That would be impossible." "But you didn't need to quit the team." "Well, I quit the team." " And I'm not getting back on the team." " RYAN:" "Okay." " Can we talk for...?" " RYAN:" "It's like watching an infant on stage." " You're a wonderful friend." " Okay, excuse me." "Reese, can you explain what it is about Pfeifer, because I don't see it." "I don't get it." " I'm pretty sure you don't." " RYAN:" "Here's him on sta..." " Pfeifer." "Pf..." "Pf..." "Pfeifer." " Heh." "C..." "Can I k..." "Kiss you?" "You almost kissed a real girl once, right?" " Come on." "Yes, I've kissed..." " RYAN:" "I think I remember." "I've kissed plenty of girls." "She's a nice person." "She really is." " RYAN: "A nice person"?" " Just talk to her for five minutes." "RYAN:" "All right, all right." " CASSIDY:" "Here we go." " RYAN:" "Dude, I'm so stoked." "REESE:" "I cannot believe you talked me into this." "RYAN:" "No one's gonna believe we did this." "Can I get a "For Pfeifer" on three?" "One, two, three." "For Pfeifer!" " CASSIDY:" "I'm not joining in on that." " You're a..." "[RYAN GRUNTS]" "You're sure it's fine to park the car there?" "RYAN:" "Yeah, dude." "It's completely fine, so relax." "Can I get some stealth, please?" "Jesus, heh." "RYAN:" "Get up, babe." "Babe, get up." " REESE:" "This is so stupid." " RYAN:" "My boy, Reese Houser." "Just lower your voice a bit." "RYAN:" "Trading in his baby balls for some man testes." "Moment of truth." "Do the honors." "RYAN:" "Do it, dude." "Come on." "Okay." "It opened." " Let's go." " RYAN:" "Come on." "REESE:" "It's open." " REESE:" "Where's the light switch?" " RYAN:" "Can we find some lights?" "[THUDS]" "Shit." "RYAN:" "Find a light switch." "REESE:" "Yeah." "RYAN:" "The lights aren't working?" "What, is the power out or something?" "REESE:" "I cannot see anything at all." "RYAN:" "Just ask and you shall receive, man." "[RYAN CHUCKLES]" "Yes." "Whoa, whoa." "Hey." "Slow down." "There's something I wanna do first." " We're here to take down the set." " RYAN:" "I know, dude." "All right?" "Let's just..." "Come on, please." " This place is pretty different at night, huh?" " REESE:" "Ryan, can we just get this done?" "[RYAN SIGHS]" "RYAN:" "Yes." "Oh, heh, score." "Stage boy, man, I told you not to mess with me." "But you did, and now I got some good stuff up my sleeve." "I have a couple options of what I would like you to wear at tomorrow night's play." "Here's option number one." "[CHUCKLING]" "You know?" "Little booby holes in there." "Number two, which is my personal favorite." "I hope you enjoy it as well." "REESE:" "Ryan, stop messing around." " Are you finished?" " Yeah." "Okay." "RYAN:" "There's your sign, Cassidy." "[RYAN CHUCKLES]" "Yeah, this place is super creepy at night." "What do you think, man?" "REESE:" "Let's just take this thing down and get out of here." "RYAN:" "Copy that." "Charlie." "Charlie." "Come out and play." "[THUDS]" "What?" "Cassidy, what the hell are you doing?" "What I thought we came here to do." "RYAN:" "That's my girl." "All right." "I wanna get something." "Yeah." "Felt good." "Let me get another one." "...get this one?" "Want me to get this one?" "[ALL CHUCKLING]" " What's up?" " Attaboy." "RYAN:" "What is up?" "[RYAN CHUCKLES]" " You gotta like it." " Bring that light over here." "Will you keep it lit?" " RYAN:" "Don't strip it, man." " Who gives a shit?" "Are you gonna help me?" " RYAN:" "One down, bro." " Will you take something apart too?" "RYAN:" "I'm holding the light." "I'd like you to take something apart." "That way I'm not doing this..." "RYAN: "Help me take it apart."" "The guy with no screwdriver." "Okay." "For you, sir." "Let's go, Shakespeare." "Come on, my man." "Let's hear some lines." " What?" " Now or never." "Let's hear some lines." "What are you doing?" "Help me take this apart." "It was your idea." "RYAN [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]:" "August." "August?" "I'm so frightened." "Just do it." "RYAN:" "August, speak." "Please." "Don't worry, Mary." "He wants me." "He's coming for me." "RYAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]:" "Oh, my God." "What are you doing?" " I'm doing the line." " RYAN:" "Just say them better." "He wants me." "He is coming for me." "No one else." "Dost thou understand?" "Thou shall be safe..." "[THUDS]" "RYAN:" "Whoa." "Get down here." " Shit, cut the light." " RYAN:" "Lose the tools, dude." "Lose the tools." " Did you see anyone?" " REESE:" "No." " CASSIDY:" "I heard it over there." " RYAN:" "Is it that janitor, David?" " REESE:" "Who?" " RYAN:" "Who else would be in here?" "CASSIDY:" "What do we do?" "RYAN:" "Reese, do you see anything?" "Reese." "Okay, let's go out the back." " Now?" " RYAN:" "Yes, right now." "Let's go." "[ALL GASP]" " RYAN:" "Oh, my God." " CASSIDY:" "Oh, shit." "Pfeifer?" "Heh, you're kidding me." "RYAN:" "Oh, my God." "Pfeifer." " RYAN:" "This is gonna be really good." " Reese?" "CASSIDY:" "Oh, my gosh." "[ALL PANTING]" "What are you guys doing here?" "RYAN:" "What are you doing here?" "I saw Reese's car." "I saw your car in the parking lot." "RYAN:" "I told you we should've parked somewhere else." " CASSIDY:" "No kidding." " Can I please talk to you?" "RYAN:" "Yeah." "Let's just talk over here for a second." " CASSIDY:" "Ryan, let's go." " Alone, please." " Ryan." " RYAN:" "Fine." " Fine." " Reese." " What should I say?" " Make something up." "CASSIDY:" "Ryan." "RYAN:" "I'm just gonna leave the light right here for you guys." "Reese, so, what's going on?" "What are you guys doing here?" "Well, we, uh..." "Heh." "Heh, what if you guys got caught?" "What if it wasn't me that caught you?" " You wouldn't have been able to do the show." " I know, I know." "It's, heh..." "It's stupid." "I don't know what I was..." "What we were thinking." "I'm sorry." "What are you guys doing here?" "Uh..." "You know, to, uh..." "All right." "We came to practice a little bit." "You know?" "To go over some of the lines and stuff because tomorrow's the show... and I don't feel confident." "I don't wanna let you down..." "Pfeifer." "I really don't." "Okay." "Promise?" "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "Okay?" "Okay." "Let's get out of here." "We shouldn't be here." "Let's go." "RYAN:" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What are we gonna do?" "Oh, it's so dark." "Night vision app." "I know." "I know, heh." "Hit a little snag there with drama queen coming in and ruining the whole thing... but Smooth McReese is gonna walk us out of this so we can we finish this up." "[THUDDING]" "Cassidy, what are you doing?" "Fixing the set, babe." "I mean, we just took the set down." "What are you doing?" " But Pfeifer's here." "She knows." " RYAN:" "She doesn't know." "Look." "Reese is out there coming up with some lame story." "Pfeifer's gonna leave." "This thing is practically taken apart." "Reese will just call us when he's done..." " and we can finish the job." " Pfeifer knows." "I don't even have any service on my phone." "That's weird, but what do you expect when you're on it 24/7?" " Hey, Ryan, stop being dumb." " I'm not being dumb." "If you wanna leave, go outside, call Chelsea, have her come get you... and you can leave." "But I'm staying." "[RYAN GRUNTS]" "RYAN:" "God." "This is so stupid." "CASSIDY:" "It's not stupid, Ryan." "It's over." "She knows." "RYAN:" "You're stupid." "I told you this was gonna happen." " CASSIDY:" "I'm not stupid." " RYAN:" "But did I not say:" ""If you decide to come, do not back out because you get scared or..."" " CASSIDY:" "I'm not backing out." " RYAN:" "You're clearly backing out." "Lookit." "Where am I going right now?" "Right to the door..." "What the hell?" "CASSIDY:" "Funny, okay?" "RYAN:" "This thing isn't supposed to lock." " CASSIDY:" "Ryan." " RYAN:" "What?" " Just open the door." " RYAN:" "Oh, just open the...?" "Okay." "Let me give it another shot." "I can't unlock it." " Pfeifer, give me that." " Excuse me." "I can't unlock it." " Pfeifer." "Gimme that." " PFEIFER:" "Excuse me." "RYAN:" "Is there some kind of trick to this door, Pfeifer?" "PFEIFER:" "No." "There's not a trick." "Why isn't it opening?" "RYAN:" "I don't know." " What'd you do?" " He doesn't have service either." "He doesn't have it." "PFEIFER:" "We shouldn't be in this situation." " RYAN:" "Find another door." " What happened to this door?" "RYAN:" "I have no idea." "How does that not work?" "We gotta go try something else." "That should open this door." "They're barred." "RYAN:" "What about the windows in the classroom?" "CASSIDY:" "The classes are locked." "[ALL CHATTERING AND GRUNTING]" "You guys are gonna get in trouble." "Not me." " CASSIDY:" "Let's go." " RYAN:" "Cassidy, we're trying to go." "Let's just get out, okay?" "Yeah, I wanna get out of here." "Thank you." "Do you, Ryan?" " RYAN:" "Yes, I wanna go." " You still wanna finish the job?" " You wanna finish it?" " Finish what?" " What do you think?" " RYAN:" "Do not do that." "Do not what?" "I don't care." "We came to break the set, Pfeifer." "We came to break the set." "Reese, Ryan and I came to break the set." " Are you serious?" " What?" " RYAN:" "What is your problem?" " I don't have a problem." "I wanna get out." " RYAN:" "Cassidy." "Why would you say that?" " We need to get out." "RYAN:" "Pfeifer." "It was my idea, all right?" "Pfeifer, please." " Will you listen?" "Pfeifer." " RYAN:" "Pfeifer, it was my..." "Will you stop talking for a second?" "You've done enough." " RYAN:" "This play is an embarrassment." " Shut up." "RYAN:" "You're gonna embarrass everybody." "This needs to stop." "What?" "I took that noose down." "Reese, I took that down." "You saw me take it down, man." "The stairs?" "PFEIFER:" "Can you guys please stop messing with me?" "RYAN:" "We're not messing with you." "PFEIFER:" "What did you guys do?" " RYAN:" "Shut up." " Don't tell me to shut up." "RYAN:" "Stop, Pfeifer." "Practicing?" " You're such a liar." " I'm sorr..." "RYAN:" "Reese, what the hell is this?" " Reese." " I know, I know." "RYAN:" "What do we do?" "We'll go to the office." "There's a phone there." "PFEIFER:" "Check this." " RYAN:" "Anything?" " This phone's dead." "Where's the phone?" "PFEIFER:" "No, it's not working." "RYAN:" "You're kidding me." "Anything that'll help us." "Keys?" "REESE:" "I don't know." "Just look." "RYAN:" "Have you found anything?" "PFEIFER:" "Go away." "You're making everything worse." "RYAN:" "That hurts, man." "I'm sorry." "PFEIFER:" "Hey, did you guys see this?" "REESE:" "What?" "CASSIDY:" "What is that?" "RYAN:" "Does it open?" "REESE:" "No." "No, come on, this is not a good idea." "RYAN:" "Reese, we have run into all locked doors." "Lights don't work." "REESE:" "Where are we?" "PFEIFER:" "Oh, my gosh." "[BOOMING SOUNDS]" "RYAN:" "Shh." "Reese, can you hear that?" "What is that?" "PFEIFER:" "Listen." "Just open it." "[INDISTINCTLY SPEAKING ON TV]" "Tragedy struck BHS last night... when Charlie Grimille died in what is now being called a freak accident." "A prop malfunctioned during the school's presentation of The Gallows." " MAN 1 [ON TV]:" "Charlie..." " Shit." "MAN 1 [ON TV]:" "Charlie..." "BHS say his spirit will live on in the theater." "WOMAN [ON TV]:" "It should've never ended like this." "It's just not fair." "RYAN:" "That's that lady from the theater." "She was the girlfriend." "Grimille died playing a role that he was never meant to play." "Charlie had originally been cast as the hangman." "...department and created a handmade costume." "Charlie was supposed to be the hangman." " MAN 2 [ON TV]:" "Charlie." "What happened?" " Our leading man." "He called in sick." "He called in sick." "Charlie Grimille was the understudy." "MAN 3 [ON TV]:" "What about the hangman, though?" "MAN 4 [ON TV]:" "I guess there won't be one." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND SCREAMING]" " MAN 5 [ON TV]:" "Do it." " MAN 6 [ON TV]:" "Last one." "Here we go." "Three, two, one." "What?" "RYAN:" "What?" "Do you see this?" "Reese." "Reese, what did you see?" "Who was it?" " There's no tape in here." " RYAN:" "What is going on, dude?" " REESE:" "How do you get it back on?" " RYAN:" "I don't know." "Help me." "Come on." " REESE:" "I need to look..." " RYAN:" "Reese, hold on." " REESE:" "Come with me." " RYAN:" "Reese, stop." " REESE:" "Come on." " CASSIDY:" "Stop, Reese." "Slow down." "I can't see." " RYAN:" "Reese, stop." " PFEIFER:" "Reese." " CASSIDY:" "Slow down." " PFEIFER:" "Slow down." "What?" "Reese, what's going on?" "CASSIDY:" "What the hell?" " REESE:" "Take the camera." " PFEIFER:" "Hold it, Cassidy." "Reese, what's wrong?" "What are you doing?" "Reese, what?" "Talk to us." "CASSIDY:" "What the hell is he doing?" "PFEIFER:" "Reese." "Just let me see." "Can I?" "What is it?" "CASSIDY:" "I don't understand." "Who is that?" "Who is...?" "PFEIFER:" "Reese, is that your dad?" "CASSIDY:" "Ryan." "Guys, where's Ryan?" "Ryan?" "CASSIDY:" "Ryan." "RYAN:" "Reese, give me the camera back, dude." "Reese." "Guys." "Reese?" "[DOOR CREAKING]" "[WHISPERS] Cassidy." "Guys." "Reese." "I don't like this." "Hey, man, you here?" "Janitor still here...?" "Hello?" "David." "What the hell?" "Hello?" "[EXHALES HEAVILY]" "[SNIFFS]" "Shit." "No, I'll do it." "What the...?" "What is that?" "What...?" "Shit." "Cassidy?" "Cassidy." "Reese." "Okay." "What the hell?" "Is this the wardrobe room?" "Reese, where are you?" "Damn it." "Guys." "What the hell?" "[GASPS]" "God." " REESE:" "Ryan." " CASSIDY:" "Ryan?" " RYAN:" "Guys!" "Reese!" " REESE:" "Hey!" "Ryan!" " CASSIDY:" "Ryan?" " REESE:" "Ryan?" " REESE:" "Ryan!" " RYAN:" "Guys!" " REESE:" "Ryan?" " CASSIDY:" "Ryan?" " REESE:" "Ryan." " RYAN:" "Reese." "What the hell is your problem, dude?" "You don't just take the light and leave me there." " RYAN:" "Sorry." "I needed the light." " CASSIDY:" "Tell him." " What are you doing?" " It was my dad, dude." "Charlie was supposed to be the hangman." "My dad backed out." "That's why Charlie died." "Where the hell were you?" " Give me the camera." " CASSIDY:" "Get out, Ryan." "RYAN:" "What, it was your dad that backed out?" "The guy that called in sick was my dad." "That's why Charlie died." "Listen." "All I want to do is get out of..." "[METAL CLANGING]" "[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]" "RYAN:" "Shh." "[CEILING CREAKING]" "RYAN:" "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "REESE [WHISPERS]:" "Cassidy." "Just come over..." "Cassidy!" "Cassidy!" "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "Are you okay?" " REESE:" "Hold on a second, all right?" " CASSIDY:" "I couldn't breathe." " It lifted me off the freaking ground." " RYAN:" "Move out of my way, Pfeifer." "Move." "I wanna see it." "I need to get a good look at it." " You're not seeing it, Ryan." " RYAN:" "I need to." " Just breathe." " REESE:" "Ryan, don't touch her." " Get off of me!" "She's my girlfriend!" " Ryan, get me out of here!" "I am done!" " RYAN:" "Stop." "Let me just see it." " I am done!" "Ryan, you're the reason we're freaking in here!" " Get the hell out!" " RYAN:" "Fine, Cassidy!" "And get me out!" " RYAN:" "Figure it out yourself!" " CASSIDY:" "You don't give a shit about me!" "RYAN:" "Let me see." "RYAN:" "Reese." "Reese, dude, talk to me." "We need to figure this out." "What is happening?" " I don't know, man." " What do you mean you don't know?" "I mean, what was that with Cassidy?" "The TV?" "What was your dad doing there?" "What is that about?" " Stop it." " What do you mean?" "Cassidy's hurt and you haven't said anything?" "Are you serious?" "Don't put this on me." "You're the reason we came here." "Yeah, but maybe you're the reason all this shit's happening to us!" " Don't even do that, okay?" " Why not?" " REESE:" "You brought me here!" " RYAN:" "I brought you here to help you!" "REESE:" "You were not trying to help me." " You came here to help yourself." " RYAN:" "That is not true!" "It was to help you!" " You're the reason this is going bad." " REESE:" "We're stuck!" "RYAN:" "Why don't you tell us everything, Reese?" "Like how Charlie's dead because your dad didn't show up." " REESE:" "I didn't know." "He didn't tell me." " PFEIFER:" "Stop fighting." " RYAN:" "Come on." " PFEIFER:" "Guys, that's enough." "Guys." "Look at that." "RYAN:" "What?" "Guys... look at the vent." "REESE:" "Air conditioning duct." " It could go outside." " PFEIFER:" "It goes somewhere." "Ryan?" "Come on." "RYAN:" "What, Reese?" "One of us has to do something." "I'm not just gonna sit around." "REESE:" "God, Ryan." "Please." " RYAN:" "Hold this, Reese." " REESE:" "What?" "All right." " RYAN:" "Reese, hold it." " REESE:" "I got it." "CASSIDY:" "Babe, relax." "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "I'm getting us out of here." " Hey, Charlie!" " PFEIFER:" "Don't say that name, Ryan." " Please, man." " CASSIDY:" "Stop." " PFEIFER:" "Don't say his name." " RYAN:" "Don't say his name?" "Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!" "REESE:" "Seriously, this is not funny, okay?" " What was that?" " So sick of this!" " Stop!" "Stop!" " CASSIDY:" "Ryan!" "Come on, Charlie." "Show yourself." "Show me something, Charlie." "Come on!" " PFEIFER:" "Ryan, please." " REESE:" "Stop it!" " REESE:" "Stop saying the name." " PFEIFER:" "Do you not hear what's going on?" "REESE:" "Ryan, get down right now!" "Goddamn it, Ryan!" "Stop this!" "You're being stupid!" "You're gonna get yourself killed!" " Ryan, please, man!" " PFEIFER:" "Stop it." "REESE:" "Okay." "Now, come down." "Will you just come down?" "Please, stop it." "Reese, I got this." "[ALL SCREAMING]" "RYAN:" "No!" "No!" "Cassidy!" "Ryan, you're okay." "You're okay." "Talk to him." "REESE:" "I'm gonna go get something for you." "I'm gonna go, okay?" "I'll be right back." "Pfeifer?" "Pfeifer." "No, don't!" "No, no, no!" "Oh, my God, his leg." " It's okay." " It's broken." "It's broken." "Reese!" "[CRYING] Oh, my God." " Ryan!" " PFEIFER:" "What happened?" "Cassidy." " REESE:" "Take this." " PFEIFER:" "Okay, I got it." "I got it." "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "Why did you leave?" "I told you to stay." "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "[DOOR LOCK OPENS]" "Ryan!" "[DOOR CREAKING]" "Ryan?" "Ryan?" "Ryan, I'm so sorry." "REESE:" "It's okay." "He's okay." "REESE:" "Wait here." "CASSIDY:" "Ryan?" "Ryan." "Ryan." "Ryan." "REESE:" "It's okay." "He's okay." "He's fine." "He's all right." "Ryan." "CASSIDY:" "Ryan, are you there?" "Ryan." "No, no, no, no." "Ryan." " Ryan!" " CASSIDY:" "Where is he?" "PFEIFER:" "Oh, my God." "Reese, help her!" "[CRYING] Cassidy!" "Oh, my God." "Reese." "Her neck, it's worse." "Cass, come on." "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go." "Get out." "Get out." "Get out." "[REESE GRUNTING]" "CASSIDY:" "What are we gonna do, Ryan?" "RYAN [CRYING]:" "Wait, Cassidy." "CASSIDY:" "I don't know what you want me to do." "I don't know what you want me to do." "What do you want?" "I don't know what to do." "RYAN:" "Cassidy, do something!" "Please." " I can't do anything." " RYAN:" "Please." " Please, Cassidy!" " I'm so sorry." "RYAN:" "Do something." " I'm gonna get them." " No, no, no!" "Don't leave!" "Don't leave me here, Cassidy!" "Please, come back!" "Holy shit." "Shit." "Cassidy?" "Cassidy!" "Guys!" "Guys." "REESE:" "Get out of the way!" "Ryan!" "RYAN:" "Guys!" "Guys, there's someone in here!" "Reese!" "Help me, guys!" "Guys, please come in here!" "Help!" "I'm sorry." "Please, don't." "Please." "[RYAN PANTING]" "CASSIDY:" "Ryan?" "REESE:" "Ryan." "Ryan." "CASSIDY:" "Ryan." "Why?" "Reese, why?" " Ryan." " Oh, no, no, no." "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "PFEIFER:" "Oh, my God." "Reese." "Her neck." "It's worse." "REESE:" "Okay, stay there." "PFEIFER:" "Reese, hurry." "Hurry." "God." "What the hell?" "Come on." "That's locked." "I can get up there." "Oh, no." "Please, no, no, no." "Please." "I need a light." "I need a light." "Please work." "Please work." "Please work." "Ryan's phone." "Ryan's phone." "Yes." "Yes." "Okay." " Reese, what's going on?" " I don't know." "The light on the camera died." "You think it has to do with the show?" "You guys tried to stop it." "Pfeifer, please." "I think I found a way out." "I need you to stay with Cassidy, okay?" "Where the hell...?" "Dude, no." "No." "God." "Okay." "We're getting out of here." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "It can't be." "It can't be." "No." "No, where is it?" "It was right here." "It was just right here." "What the hell is going on?" "Where are you?" "Don't hang up." "Don't hang up!" "Come on." "Oh, come on." "Please, please, please." "There." "Come on, open!" "No." "No." "What?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, don't hang up, Dad." "Don't hang up." "Where's that coming from?" "It's my phone." "It's in the locker." "It's in the locker." "My dad's calling." "We gotta get it open." "Keep ringing." "Don't hang up." "Get out of the way." "Get out of the way." " Hello?" "Dad?" "Dad." " Who is it?" "Dad." "Dad, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm at the school." "MAN [OVER PHONE]:" "He wants me." "He's coming for me." "No!" "Why?" "Why?" "Why did I do this stupid play?" "I'm sorry I asked you to do this." "Oh, Pfeifer." "Oh, God." "I'm sorry." "It's not..." "Do you have your cell phone on you?" "Check your cell phone." "See if you have service, okay?" "[CRYING]" "God." "REESE:" "Cassidy." "Cassidy!" "Where is she?" "Come on, Pfeifer, help me, please." "PFEIFER:" "Cassidy, come on." "REESE:" "The other battery's in." "I think we should..." "PFEIFER:" "Oh, my God." "Cassidy." "REESE:" "Wait, the fire alarm." " Come on, we gotta pull the fire alarm." " PFEIFER:" "What if he finds us?" " REESE:" "Fire alarm." "There's one backstage." " PFEIFER:" "Stay close behind me." "REESE:" "The fire alarm's right up here." "PFEIFER:" "What if it doesn't work?" "REESE:" "It's gonna work." "Okay, pull it." "Pfeif, pull it." "PFEIFER:" "He's gonna find us." "REESE:" "We have to try." "[GASPS]" "[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]" "PFEIFER:" "Reese." "REESE:" "Okay." "Oh, my God." "It worked." " PFEIFER:" "We're getting out of here." " REESE:" "It worked." "We're okay, we're okay." " PFEIFER:" "Oh, Reese." " REESE:" "We're okay, we're okay." "PFEIFER:" "We're getting out of here." "We're gonna be okay." "REESE:" "We're gonna make it." "We're all gonna make it." "We're gonna be fine." "We're gonna get out of here." "The firemen will be here any second, okay?" "PFEIFER:" "Should we wait on stage?" "REESE:" "No." "No." "No, we're gonna stay right here, okay?" "They're gonna find us right here." "PFEIFER:" "Reese." "What's that?" "Do you not see it?" "REESE:" "I don't see anything." "PFEIFER:" "I saw a shadow." "I know I saw a shadow." "REESE:" "Pfeifer." "Where?" "I don't see it." "PFEIFER:" "Reese, I'm scared." "REESE:" "There's nothing there, okay?" "There's nothing there." "You're okay." " Okay." " REESE:" "All right?" " Oh, shit!" " Aah!" "Run!" "Go!" "Up the ladder, go, go!" "Run, run, run!" "Go, go higher, go!" "Go, go!" "Come on!" "[PANTING]" "Go." "Go, go, go." "Oh, shit." "Shit." "Keep climbing, keep climbing, keep climbing!" "REESE:" "Keep climbing, go!" " PFEIFER:" "No!" "He's coming!" " REESE:" "Keep going!" " Take it, take it, here." "Take it." " PFEIFER:" "Reese..." " REESE:" "Shine the light." "I need the light." " PFEIFER:" "I know!" "Just close it!" " Come on." " REESE:" "Give me the camera." "[THUDDING]" "[REESE AND PFEIFER SCREAMING]" " Open!" " Go!" " PFEIFER:" "Shit." " REESE:" "Go, go, go!" "PFEIFER:" "Reese." "I don't wanna go any farther." " REESE:" "Pfeifer, we can't stay here." " I'm not going." "REESE:" "We can't stay here." "Pfeifer, we gotta move." "PFEIFER:" "I don't know what's back there." "REESE:" "Pfeifer, listen to me." "You have got to move." "Please." "[FIRE ALARM STOPS]" "PFEIFER:" "Reese." "REESE:" "It stopped." " I think the police may be here." " Okay, good." " REESE:" "Someone turned the alarm off." " Let's just stay here." " That means they're here." " I'm not going down there." "The police are here." "We have to get downstairs." "We're gonna be okay." " We just gotta get down, okay?" " I don't want to go." " REESE:" "I'm right here." "I'm right here." " I don't want to." "REESE:" "They turned the alarm off." "The police are down there." " Come on." " I hate this." "REESE:" "I'm right here." "I'm right here." "I'm right here." "I'm right behind." "Take my hand." "I'll get in front of you." "I'll go in front." "Okay?" "Stay right here with me." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Okay." "Pfeifer, we gotta duck down under the vents, okay?" "Stay with me." "What...?" "What the hell?" "What...?" "Oh, no." "It's gonna be okay." "Watch your head." "[ROPE CREAKING]" "REESE:" "Do you hear that?" "PFEIFER:" "Hear what?" "REESE:" "What is that?" "Okay, it's no..." " Oh, my...!" " Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God." "REESE:" "Pfeifer, don't look." "Don't look." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, guys." "This is all my fault." "Hey." "It's okay." "It's okay." "No." "Hey." "Hey, look at me." "Look at me." "I'm gonna get you out of here, okay?" "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you." "Okay?" "Let's go." " PFEIFER:" "I got it." " REESE:" "You got it?" "Here, give it to me." "All right." "Where is everybody?" "Where's the police?" "Damn it, it's locked." "Why is it locked?" "Where is everyone?" "It's open." "Reese." "REESE:" "Where is everyone?" "Why is no one here?" "I don't see anybody." "REESE:" "There should be police here." "PFEIFER:" "Okay." "We have to cross the stage." "REESE:" "Yeah, okay." "Let's go quickly." "Let's go." "We're gonna make it, Pfeif." "Let's go." "We got it." "Okay." "Yes." "Yes, yes, yes." "We made it." "Oh, we're okay." "Look, Pfeifer..." "Pfeifer?" "PFEIFER:" "Help me." "I can't..." "REESE:" "Pfeifer." " PFEIFER:" "Help!" " REESE:" "Shit." "Where are they?" "Pfeifer?" "[PFEIFER CHOKING]" "Pfeifer!" "PFEIFER:" "Help." "REESE:" "Pfeifer!" "Okay." "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "You gotta tell me what's wrong." " PFEIFER:" "I can't breathe." " What's wrong?" "Come on." "[COUGHING]" "What shall we do?" "Don't worry." "He wants me." "He's coming for me." "No one else." "Dost thou understand?" "Thou shalt be safe here." "Art thou afraid?" "I am no more." "[CRYING] Give me one last kiss." "It's okay." "He'll let you go." "Okay." "He'll let you go." "It's okay." "Pfeif, you need to go, okay?" "You're gonna be fine." "August, don't leave me." " Hey, you don't have to do this." " August, don't go, okay?" " You don't have to do that." " August, for I am frightened." "Why are you saying that?" "Stop calling me that." "Go." " August." " Pfeifer, stop." "Do not leave me." " Stop calling me that." "Listen to me." " August, please." "Pfeifer, goddamn you." "Why don't you leave?" " Why aren't you leaving?" " August, no." "Goddamn it, Pfeifer, no!" "No, no, no!" " Pfeifer, please stop!" " August, please don't leave me!" "Please, don't go!" "Stop!" "Pfeifer, don't let him do this!" "Please!" " August!" " Stop!" "Don't!" " No!" " Don't let..." "[ROPE CREAKING]" "[PERSON APPLAUDING]" "[DOOR CREAKS]" "MAN 1:" "It's the police." "If anybody's here, identify yourself." "MAN 2 [OVER DISPATCHER]:" "Kitchen clear." "No sign of Pfeifer." "MAN 1:" "Pfeifer." "Mrs. Ross." "It's the police." "MAN 3:" "What the hell?" "1-Paul-21 ." "1-Paul-81." "Suspects in the back room to the right." "Lang, do you copy?" "Oh, God." "Charlie Grimille?" "You shouldn't say that name." "MAN 3:" "Lang." "Lang." "I need you back here." "Hold on!" "Lang!" "No."

"Previously, on "Rebel"..." "The doctor told you about all that drinking." "The more you drink, the more confused you get." "Come on." "Chee, this is so you." "You think you can just become a PI." "You're an ungrateful bitch sometimes." "Y'all must be crazy, if you think you're gonna pimp out my brother's records after he's dead." "That's not why we're here." "I think we can force the city to settle." "A large settlement figure sends a very public message that this shooting was unjustified." "There is no fire next time." "We should be on fire right now." "And you say "Make America Great Again"?" "The greatness are the shoulders that you're standing on, but you refuse to give name to." "The greatness are the backs that you do not want to thank." "The greatness simply needs to be acknowledged." "You say "Make America Great Again."" "I say let's make her justice, make her equality, and we all say let's make her apologize." "Come on, Chee, I know you got my text." "Thank you." "My name is Nikki Skies." "We're gonna take a brief break and then come back with tonight's poets, all right?" "Let's see what you're gon' do behind that." "Oh, I'm just spectating' tonight." "Yeah?" "It's probably a good thing." "What?" "You tryin' to throw shade?" "No, I'm just sayin'." "I may have a case for you." "So, my nephew, Marshall Jr., he was killed in those Mini Mart robberies last week near MacArthur Station." "The store owner shot him, after he walked in with a gun, and I just need to know why he did it." "Was it money?" "Was it drugs?" "Some gang he got into?" "I'm so sorry, Nikki." "Of course, I'll look into it." "I just need access to all your nephew's things." "Thanks, Rebel." "One more thing." "I don't know what the hell is goin' on with you, but you need to write about it." "We're artists." "We bleed on the page." "How are we doing here, Jackie?" "Oh, we're fine." "He's stable and ready to roll." "We'll take him from here." "Don't you hurt him, while you're down there." "You're the best." "You know that?" "Uh-huh." "Every time you start off with that, it ends up with, "do me a favor."" "Fair enough, but we're really slammed tonight." "Can you give me 15 more minutes?" "That's what you said two hours ago, when my shift actually ended." "Sorry, Doc, I'ma take my tired behind home." "I sure do miss you in them jeans, woman." "Mmm, I miss you, too, baby." "Mmmm..." "Come on." "All right." "Mmmmm..." "Like old times, right?" "Yes." "Oh, my God, we used to raise hell back then." "And we're about to get it crackin' up in here." "Oooh, you'd better keep talkin' to me." "Um..." "I've gotta tell you something, though." "Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold your thought, hold your thought." "I got a little surprise for you." "Okay." "I got that yak on ice." "I got that pink muscatel you always liked." "I don't want any alcohol." "Well, how are we gonna celebrate?" "We don't need to have a drink to celebrate." "It damn sure ain't gon' hurt." "Go ahead and pour yourself a drink." "But if you do, you're gon' miss out... on all of this..." "Damn this drink." "Damn that drink." "'Cause I see what I want right here." "Oh, Lord have mercy..." "Ohhh..." "You got your baby right here now." "What is this?" "It's an I'm sorry, a mistake, friend gift." "Girl, please, you're not gettin' away with just a gift." "Use your words." "I'm sorry I... was disrespecting you?" "And...?" "And I'm sorry I took you for granted." "Thank you." "Anything you wanna apologize for?" "No, not really." "I'm just playin'." "I said some things I shouldn't have, and you're right." "I wasn't respecting how much training you have because you do it effortlessly." "Yeah, about that." "Um..." "I probably shouldn't have went to that party without you." " Somebody roofied my drink." " What?" " Are you okay?" "Did they..." " No." "Thank God." "I woke up here... with this... written on my chest." "Holy shit." "Have you told anyone else?" "No, and this stays between us." "God forbid TJ finds out, he'll scorch the Earth trying to find the bastards responsible." "Well, I'm just..." "I'm glad you're okay." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh." "Hey, Cheena." "How've you been?" "Uh... a little behind at the moment, but okay." "Mack came by to drop off some files for the Marshall Kent case." "Oh, yeah, that explains everything." "The case was a textbook 2-11." "The kid tried to rob a store." "The store owner killed him in self defense." "Yeah, but why did Marshall go in there with a gun in the first place?" "He never had a history of violence or crime." "Money." "Why else?" "Look, Williams investigated, case is closed, but... if you wanna have a look," "I've got the case file, security footage." "The techies still have his phone." "I'm not down with the po-po, but that, right there, looks like armed robbery." "Then he dropped the gun and he charged him?" "The store owner had a gun pointed right at him." "Maybe he thought the gun was fake or something." "A fully-loaded .357." "There's no reason for him to think that gun was fake." "We need to do some serious digging into Marshall Kent." "Mr. Kent, did Marshall have any friends?" "Hobbies?" "Not that I know of." "But what difference does it make?" "He robbed a store." "It doesn't matter why." "He died a sinner." "And despite what his aunt thinks, finding out why isn't gonna..." "Isn't gonna bring him back." "What'd I tell you about that, boy?" "You don't cry like little girls around here." "Weird, but no weirder than you and old boy working up a case together now." "Chee, I need police resources." "Right, and Mack's your only friend in the department." "I'm just trying to figure out what you guys are..." "Friends, partners?" "Honestly, I haven't thought much about it." "I mean, I'm just taking it a day at a time." "What are we looking for here anyway?" "Anything to tell us about Marshall's behavior." "What about drugs?" "PCP makes you feel invincible, and ivory wave will make you eat your mama for dinner." "Okay, toxicology came back negative, but thank you for that lovely image." "You're so very welcome." "I just cracked his password." "Once I check his internet history, we'll know everything we need to know about Marshall." "Oh, check it out, Reb." "Lots of porn sites." "Male porn." "The way his dad talked to his other son," "I can guarantee you he didn't know Marshall was gay." "Yeah, and there's a ton of emails, too, and from some dude named Jackson." "That must be the best bud." "Hold on, there's an unsent email still in his drafts folder." ""Dear Dad, I never wanted to disappoint you, but I can't take it anymore." "This is the only way I know to make it stop." "I tried to live my life their way, but it didn't work." "Please don't hate me for what I had to do." "...Marshall."" "Marshall didn't go in there to rob that store." "He went in there to force the owner to kill him." "My mimosa's missin' the damn "mosa."" "I told you I don't drink anymore." "Yeah, I thought you were saying you just didn't wanna drink last night." "Rene, I've been sober for 18 months." "But you know what?" "I am still the same old Jackie." "I still like to dip and get my swerve on." "Hey, you ain't never lied about that one." "Mmmm-hmmmm..." "But you know when I drank, I was not a good person." "I'd do selfish stuff, and blame it on the alcohol, when it was really me." " Hm." " Mm-hm." "All right, you just keep on dipping'." "I'll tell you what." "You are my lady... and I'm going to support you by not drinkin', myself." "Baby, it takes time to get where I'm at." "This wasn't an easy feat." "I know I can stop any time I want." "But, look, I don't drink because I have to." "I drink because I want to." "Mmm-hm, and it just so happens you want to every day." "I'm a grown-ass man." "If I tell you I'ma do something," "I'ma do it." "Mmm, that's right, daddy, do it." "I'll do a little somethin' else." "Ooooh..." "Yeah, you'd better come on." "In bed." "Come on." "Breakfast is served." "Mm-hm!" "You want some bacon with them eggs?" "Hello, Jackie." "Daddy didn't tell me you were back in town." "Damn, Becca, why didn't you knock?" "I did." "But you two were too busy humping one another to hear." "Hey, sweetie." "Can I get you some breakfast?" "I guess." "Oh, your hair's cute..." "Okay." "Did you get my messages?" "Yeah, Miss Dudley said that they're, uh, movin' up the lawsuit deposition to tomorrow." "Yeah, she says she's bringing over some practice questions." "I don't need no damn practice." "I know exactly what I'ma tell that judge." "Daddy, I already told you there's no judge in this." "It's a group of lawyers that are gonna be asking you questions, hard questions." "That's okay." "I'll help him... practice." "Where were you during my brother's funeral?" "I had a nursing gig in Dallas." "No worries." "Our friends and close family were there, so, that's all that matters." "You know what?" "I'm not that hungry, after all." "Tell us something, Jackson." "So, what's up with your man?" "He ain't lookin' too good." "Asthma." "He gets attacks all the time." "And that damn cigarette ain't helping'." "Who are you, the Surgeon General?" "Anyway, back to Marshall Kent." "You mean about the robbery?" "We have reason to believe he committed suicide." "I saw a picture of you two." "I'm assuming you guys were close." "This guy's not doin' too hot, Reb." "You need to take a look at him." "Asthma, my ass!" "He's OD'ing!" "Call the ambulance!" "All right, Jackson, it's time to come clean." "What'd your boy take?" "Honestly, I don't know." "We met online a few months ago, and had just started hanging exclusively." "Is that how you met Marshall?" "No." "Mars and I went to school together." "We've been tight since second grade." "He was my dude." "The first one I ever kissed." "You said "was." What happened?" "He was spending more time at that damn church and acting holier than thou, asking me to pray with him to cure the fact that we both liked boys." "I'm not gonna knock anybody else's views, but..." "I'm cool around that." "So, we went our separate ways." "♪ And I sing ♪" "♪ Because I'm happy ♪" "♪ And I sing ♪" "♪ Because I'm free ♪" "♪ His eye is on the sparrow ♪" "♪ And I know He watches me ♪" "We should talk to the singer, see if he knew Marshall." "Cool." "You do that." "I'll take the pastor." "Was Marshall havin' trouble fitting' in to the church, because he was gay?" "Marshall wasn't homosexual." "He was confused." "I was working with him to help him resist sin, through the power of prayer." "You know, scientifically speaking, there's no such thing as "pray away the gay."" "You know, science also said" "Jesus never rose from the dead." "But it happened." "I'm not here for a sermon." "The fact is, your program wasn't helping Marshall." " It was actually hurting him." " Mm-hm." "He committed suicide." "Oh..." "If... if he did..." "I seriously doubt... that it had anything to do with my program." "You don't think making Marshall feel ashamed of who he was drove him to kill himself?" "No, I don't." "My program was quite successful at saving people." "Sister Knight, are you okay?" "Because I'm sensing a very harsh and hostile tone in your voice." "That's what happens when I talk to blasphemers." "Now when's the last time you talked to God?" "I'm not here about me." "Well, maybe you should be." "Did you know he was gay?" "Yeah, I mean... you know... a few other choir members knew, but no one was trippin'." "What about Marshall?" "How did he feel?" "Well, Pastor Durod was tryin' to make him straight with all those stupid prayer sessions." "For a while, he bought into that." "But then he said they tied his hands down, and put ice on him, while they showed him gay porn, so... he quit." "So, he wasn't struggling with being gay." "Nah." "Mars made peace with it, figuring you can't change a person's sexuality the same way you can't change their race." "The only person he didn't make peace with about it was his Pops." "Mr. Kent's one of them Old Testament dudes, you know?" "Do you mind taking this to the car for me?" "Sure, Dad." "Sorry to interrupt." " I'm Deacon Silver." " No worries." "Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about Marshall Kent?" "I'm sorry, who are you?" "A PI, hired by his family." "Can I see your license, please?" "I must've left it in the car." "I'm sure you wouldn't mind answering a few questions." "I'm sorry, we have a lot to get done before Marshall's home-going service." "Okay, was Malik a good student in school?" "Well, he wasn't no rocket scientist, but he was... he was no dummy, either." ""A" rocket scientist." "He wasn't "a" rocket scientist." "I know how to speak English, damn it." "I know." "I'm just merely suggesting that you consider your audience, okay?" "Was your son in a gang?" "Hell, no, he wasn't in no gang." ""A" gang." "Did your son use narcotics?" "Does yours?" "You can't answer a question like that." "Why not?" "A dumb-ass question gets a dumb-ass response." "Okay, baby, let's just take the emotion out of it, and let your lawyer do the objecting, okay?" "Mr. Knight, did your son get arrested for stealing a car?" "He was 14." "It was a dumb decision." "He's never done anything like that since." "Except for carrying a gun and doing cocaine the night he was shot." "This is some bullshit!" "Okay, well, you know what?" "Let's just take a break, and go get some fresh air." "I don't want no "fresh air."" " I want a damn drink!" " Rene, where are you going?" "I'm goin' to my room, I'm closin' the door, and don't you come in there bothering' me, either." "I ain't playin'." "What you mean I can't come..." "Rene!" "The singer was cool, but his dad's a closet queen." "I was trying to mack him up, but this fool was more interested in watching the choir boys." "The singer also said Marshall wasn't a fan of Durod's program." "Well, if that's not what drove him to kill himself, what did?" "I don't know, but I've gotta make an appearance at the office while I still have a job, and you've gotta go to Malik's hearing with your dad." "Oh, he got his out of town beezy for that." "She can take him." "Stop acting like you're jealous of Jackie or something." " It's weird." " I'm not." "I just don't wanna be in the same room as her." "Anyway, it's just a depo." "He don't need me there." "As much as I would love to call you out on your BS," "I've gotta jump." "I'ma hit you later." "Hey, Dr. Chan, what's up?" "Rebel, I was just in the ER, and I heard two doctors talking about a patient that OD'd today." "Is that the guy that was admitted with Jackson Smith?" "Yes, that's who admitted him, and apparently the drug he OD'd on was triazolam, the same one you were drugged with." "I just thought you'd wanna know." "I'm a legitimate pharmaceutical sales rep." "I only sell to licensed doctors and dentists." "And drug dealers." "Let me guess..." "You swing, what?" "Five, ten percent of your inventory?" "Any more than that, your bosses would notice." "I'm sorry, you seem to have me mixed up with somebody else." "Vivian, a guy overdosed on triazolam." "His boyfriend, Jackson, said his dealer said he got the pills from a white lady in a mini-van." "It didn't take me long to find you." "I don't know who the hell you are..." "I'm a PI." "I wanna know who else you sold that triazolam to." "Cute kid." "I'd be a shame if he had to change schools because somebody dropped a dime on his mom." "Look, I was only selling to one dealer, and I stopped once two guys robbed me and they threw me into a gray van." " Were they wearing masks?" " Yes." "Did you notify the police?" "I had to or my company would have thought I'd stolen it." "Okay, what were the names of the officers you talked to?" "They gave me their cards." "The uniformed cop and then the... the detective who followed up." "I lost one, but here's the other one." "What was the name of the detective?" "It's Irish." "Um..." "I don't know Mc something." " Mclntyre?" " Yeah." " James?" " I don't remember." "That was great work, Mr. Knight." "Yes, baby, you did good, real good." "I mean, you were so calm, cool and collected." "Hey, you know, they thought they was gonna drag my name in the mud, but I tore 'em up." "Rebel would've been so proud of you, baby." "Thank you." "That was the city's lawyers." "They're offering $5 million to settle." "Does that mean those crooked cops are gonna be guilty for killin' my son?" "It's a civil settlement, Mr. Knight." "The individual cops aren't going to be found guilty." "But it will send a message, right?" "I mean, everybody will know how much they paid." "It's almost like an admission of guilt." "I'm afraid the one concession of the settlement is that there's no public disclosure of its terms, and there's no formal admission of liability." "Then they can forget it." "They can forget it." "Mr. Knight, I strongly advise that you accept this offer." "It is not going to get better at trial." "Baby, you should take the money." "You'll know the truth." "Isn't that what's important?" "No, what's important... what's important is that the world know what these cops did to my son." "Think of all the good you could do with this money." "What would Malik want?" "She said the name was Mclntyre." "I'm assuming it's Jimmy, and not you, since he's in narcotics." "Wait, hold on, triazolam's the name of the drug that Texas roofied you with?" "So, what do you wanna see Jimmy's report for?" "I wanna see if he made any progress tracking down the stolen inventory." "Why?" "You think that's where Texas got the triazolam?" "Couldn't he have gotten it on the streets?" "The night Malik was killed," "Brim said they were at one of Texas' parties, and some dudes in some masks tried to snatch them and threw them into a gray van." "That matches the exact description that the big pharma rep gave." "Now, look, we talked about this, Rebel." "These are some serious people you're tangling with." "What are you gonna do if you find 'em?" "Tell you." "I promise." "Scout's honor." "All right, fine, I'll..." "I'll talk to Jimmy." "Don't tell him." "Just pull the reports." "Your brother hates me." "I know I'm asking a lot." "The surveillance videos, the reports." "Marshall's cell phone." "Screenshots of some pix." "What kind of nasty, freaky mess is this?" "You can't even see which way is up." "Who was he sending these to?" "It was an unregistered, disposable phone." " Is this a text to him?" " Yeah." ""Stop seeing him or I'll out you to your dad."" "And someone sent that blackmail to Marshall before he killed himself, and it's not to the phone he sent the sext to." "This phone's registered to a different line." "Let me guess." "The Greater Oakland Testament Church." "Wow Mack." "I can't believe you're riding shotgun with us." "Well, we're looking at harassment, and possibly a hate crime involved in a death." "We know Marshall was having an affair with someone with a burner phone, and the person who sent the blackmail text came from the church." "Also, we're talking about someone who was concerned for his soul." "Somebody who was jealous there's another gay man in love with him." "Or a straight wife who found out her husband was having an affair." "I keep telling you there's a reason" "Deacon Silver's a choir director." "What about that kid you talked to?" "The singer?" "Hell, no." "He's a church boy, but... he was givin' me action for days." "No way he's gay." "Cheena, we can't solve the case based solely on your gaydar." "Actually, my gaydar's on point." "Take a look at this." "So put down a scholarship to my alma mater," "Grambling State, in Malik's name, for the students who wanna go there." "And one for the Music Conservatory." "I wanna expose them to the same experiences Malik had." "Rene, what are you doing?" "A little toast to celebrate." "Come on, I forgot I had it stashed down there." "When did you become so judgmental?" "Did I say anything to you about it?" "Look, when I wanna stop, I stop." "Now I want to drink." "Like you wanted to drink before the deposition." "Yeah, I smelled that liquor on your breath." "But it's cool if you need a little liquid courage." "That's on you." "I have to work later, so, I guess I will see you after my shift." "Have a nice day." "We believe Marshall committed suicide because of a blackmail text that was sent from a phone associated with this church." "We have multiple lines here, so, that would be very difficult to pinpoint." "Are you gonna get that?" "It's the emergency phone for our church hotline." "If you're on call, you carry it." "Today's my day." "Who else has access to the phone besides you?" "Lots of people." "We take turns according to the phone schedule." " What's goin' on?" " Nothing." "Give us a second." "Should I get Dad?" "We need a copy of that schedule, and a list of anyone with access to that cell." "Well, that would be a violation of our freedom of religion rights." "And you're not a cop." "No, but I am." "And whoever sent those texts is guilty of harassment, and committing a hate crime." "I can get a warrant down here in no time." "So, you may wanna cooperate." "How long have you known your husband was gay?" "He's my husband." "We have a son." "He's... not gay." "Pastor Durod cured him." "Then they did he have a relapse with Marshall, huh?" "Is that what happened?" "He had an affair, and you found out." "Sent him those texts." "You're looking at prison time here." "I didn't send the text." "I found out about the affair... and I told Pastor Durod." "He said he'd take care of it." "He had the church phone that day." "So, I leave that phone on my desk." "A hundred people, at least, have access to it." "Yeah, but not all those people had a reason to blackmail Marshall into keeping away from Deacon Silver." "I'm sorry, I don't understand." "The Deacon is married." "He has a son." "Elton John is married, with kids." "It doesn't mean he wasn't a friend of Dorothy." "Getting right with God takes time." "The Deacon and his family know that." "Come on, Pastor, everybody knew Deacon Silver was gay." "Even if they didn't "know", they assumed he went through your program." "Which he did, right?" "All the more reason for you to blackmail Marshall." "Your reputation and the image of your program was on the line." "Look, I am deeply moved and really sorry this happened." "But if you think I would resort to blackmail, then you underestimate the power of the Lord." "You show yourselves out." "Reb, when I talked to Carlton, he scoffed at the idea that Pastor Durod's program works." "Yeah, maybe he didn't think it worked because his dad was having an affair with Marshall." "And his mother's the secretary, which means he had access to the phone." "I'll do it!" "I'll kill him!" "I'll kill him!" " Just put the gun down, son." " Shut up." "Shut your damn mouth!" "It's all your fault!" "Don't come any farther!" "I'll kill him!" "Just put the gun down." "Get back!" "We can talk about this, son." "Back up!" "I swear I'll do it!" "I swear I'll kill him!" " Calm down, Carlton." " Son..." "I tried so hard to change." "Sorry to disappoint you." "I don't care that you're gay, Pa." "God, I wish you'd just come out and be done with it already." "Then why are you doing this?" "I wanted you to love me the same way that you love Mars." "Carlton, you're my son." "I love you more than anything." "No, no, you... you became so obsessed with Mars, that you took him away from me." "I lost my father and my best friend because you couldn't control yourself." "Carlton, come on, son." "Don't do it." " Carlton?" "Baby?" " Don't do this." "Please, baby, don't do this." "Listen, no good's gonna come from this." "Somebody stop him." "Put the gun down and let's all just talk." "To hell with it!" "Son..." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's all right." "He's gonna be all right." "Oh, God..." "You know, I'm glad to see you're still a good shot." "You made it easy for me..." "Diverting his attention." "Is this how you two flirted as partners?" "Hey, Daddy." "Jackie?" "What?" "Okay." "All right." "I'm on my way." "Daddy's been in a motorcycle accident." "Get those cuffs off of him!" "Okay, he can't do that." "Your father's been arrested for drunk driving." "I don't give a damn!" "I don't want my daddy chained up like some animal." "Okay, can you give us a minute?" "Maybe wait outside the door?" "He's sedated right now." "We're just waitin' on a few tests..." "This is because of you." "Rebel, we don't know what happened." "She happened." "Every time you come around, y'all start partying', and then I'm left to pick up the pieces." "Your daddy injured himself while I was at work, Rebel." "I haven't had a drink for 18 months." "So, as far as I'm concerned, your daddy took it upon himself to celebrate the settlement... alone." "What settlement?" "Oh, he didn't call you?" "The city wants to award your family $5 million." "Imagine that." "You come around at the exact time my daddy comes into some money." "I can't..." "Dr. Ellis, call station 4, please." "Hey... are you okay?" "Nah." "I hate that bitch." "I know, but you can't hold a grudge forever." "Actually, I can." "What are you doing with my favorite blouse?" "I decided that now that I'm going to be a freshman, it's time to start looking more mature, so everybody would notice." "Hey, what's happenin', Becca?" "You know we're just playin' around, right?" "Your daddy's crazy, you know that, sweet pea?" "Rebel, that was 20 years ago." "It's time you move on." "Cheena..." "I can't do this right now, okay?" "Captain Hart." "I heard about your father and I came here to help." "Oh, are you talkin' about dropping' the charges and takin' them cuffs off?" "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about..." "If you drop the wrongful death lawsuit against the department." "Excuse me?" "Look, you and I both know once he's formally booked, it's outta my hands." "I'ma need your answer now... or this deal that I'm offering, it's off the table." "You take a moment." "I'm sorry I don't believe that Marshall committed suicide." "He wasn't depressed." "We found this email, see, on his laptop." "He wrote it the day he died." "Mr. Kent, your son was gay." "He was having an affair with someone at the church." "Deacon Silver?" "His son didn't want them to keep seeing each other, so, he blackmailed Marshall." "We just talked about it." "So, you knew." "Of course, I knew." "I'm not blind." "I can't believe that Marshall thought" "I wouldn't love him because he was gay." "I wish I'd..." "I should have told him it was okay, that he's my son, no matter what." "You wait till they see these bruises" "I got from all them cops manhandlin' me." "My lawyer said she's gon' make 'em pay me double." "Rene, you need to be resting in bed." "Not till you take these pictures, I'm not." "Fine." "Then, after that, you're goin' to bed." "Becca, why are you standin' over there like you're lost?" "I've been waitin' on you." "I'ma need you to help me count this money." "There's not gonna be any money, Daddy." "I called Miss Dudley and I told her we wanna withdraw the case." "Rebecca... you're not makin' no sense." "Daddy, you hit three parked cars, and fled the scene." "That's a felony." "With the other two DUls, you would have spent three years in prison." "I got them to reduce the sentence and just give you community service." "Did I ask you to do that?" "If I wouldn't have dropped the lawsuit, they would have took you from the hospital to jail." "You ain't never wanted this damn lawsuit in the first place." "That's why you didn't come down there and show up at the damn hearing." "That's not true." "I supported you from the beginning." "I wanted you to have that money." "This is about my son, your brother, justice for your brother, and you're just throwin' it away like it doesn't mean anything?" "I done went to prison for Malik." "That's how much that boy means to me." "You just go on and get the hell outta my damn house!" "All right, enough with this foolishness." "This is your daughter you are talking to." "She did this to protect you, the only parent she's got left, and you should be grateful." "I need... for my son's death... to mean something." "I can't look at you." "Come here, baby." "Do you believe in God?" "I don't know." "Probably not." "But I do believe there's something out there bigger than all of us." "Something that would let Marshall Kent commit suicide, and would let my daddy suffer?" "And drink too much?" "And let Malik get killed?" "Look..." "Look at me." "Malik's death is gonna kill you... if you don't find a way to deal with it." "Mack... don't." "It kills a part of me every day, knowing that I had something to do with the pain you're going through, but... all I know, Reb, is you're so angry, and it is eating you alive." "I know." "I just..." "I don't know what to do." "You're movin' so fast trying to nail those guys who killed Malik, and I know that anger is fueling that." "I mean, you've gotta just slow down, and just let some of it go." "How?" "How am I supposed to do that?" "Forgive God?" "You mean forgive you?" "Well, it's not what I meant, but... that would be nice, too." "I hate you." "Um..." "I've gotta get goin'." "Yeah." "I'll catch up with you later." " You got it?" " I'm Chee." "I put the track on Vaughn's bumper just like you said, and I tracked him here." "He's in that pick-up truck right over there." "Damn, Chee!" "You've been on fire lately." "♪ Cheena, man, she did it again ♪" "♪ She'll do it again ♪" "♪ Hey, Cheena, man, did it ♪" "♪ Did it, did it, did it, did it ♪" "That's definitely Vaughn Bryant." "But who just pulled up?" " Take it." " All right." "Here we go." "That's Texas." "What?"

"Randy has several issues when he sleeps:" "he grinds his teeth, he occasionally punches me in the face, and he doesn't always breathe." "And although temporarily dying 12 times a night didn't bother Randy, it sure bothered me." "I'm Nicole Moses with the "Up Before Dawn" news report." "Looking first to traffic." "There is no traffic..." "because nobody's up yet." "But being awake at 4:00 a.m." "must have been karma's way of telling me to do number 29 on my list," ""Harass the reporter."" "It all started back when I was married to Joy." "Was that the Alcott's meth lab ?" "The Alcott's are close, would have been hit by debris." "It was the Alcott's." "People who are on meth shouldn't make meth." "It's always the second batch that blows." "Exploding trailers were pretty common where we lived, but this one was special, 'cause a celebrity blew up in it." "Buck West, owner of the "I Come To You And Clean Your Dog" "With My Own Supplies Mobile Pet Grooming Company" is dead." "Apparently, his love for clean animals was outweighed by this love for crystal meth." "Hey, dummy !" "You and your stupid brother are on TV !" "The family asks that donations in the name of Mr. West be made to the family." "Buck West was a man who lived his life to the fullest." "Crazy arms !" "I got crazy arms !" "I can't control 'em !" "Oh, snap, I got to record this." "Luckily, Joy had just finished taping Wheel of Fortune, so the camcorder was handy." "Stop it." "Also, reported killed in the explosion were two drifters a homeless man and a bomb." "Ah !" "No berry twisters !" "No berry twisters !" "And as fun as it was acting stupid on live TV, it was even more fun the next day when we found out other people were enjoying it, too." "Hey, Earl, you guys were funny !" "A lot of folks were upset about that meth lab blowing up, but you and your crazy arms helped them smile again." "Yeah, that was the best thing on TV since that overly aggressive minister climbed into that gorilla's cage to try to baptize it." "Crazy Arms was sweeping the Crab Shack, and me and Randy were the proudest brothers since Eddie Van Halen and his drummer brother." "And just like Van Halen, we were going to keep playing, until everybody got sick of us." "We're here at the ribbon-cutting ceremony of Camden's newest drug and alcohol treatment center, with local celebrity, TV's Tipstack." "Local ?" "Would Pat Sajak have dinner with a local celebrity ?" "This drug and alcohol treatment..." " center..." " Hey !" "I'm Nicole Moses." "live, back to you in the studio." "Me and Randy had given Channel 3 its biggest ratings, since the chick who spun the lottery wheel's boob fell out." "Live report." "Here comes los brazos locos." "Zoo officials stressed the escaped bear is agitated and extremely dangerous despite how agreeable bears are often depicted in cartoons." "Authorities..." "Authorities say..." "I got him !" "Authorities say the bear most likely escaped overnight during a training session that..." "Silly brazos locos." "And when we ran out of news events to crash, we started making up our own." "We are here at Simatil's trailer park where a baby has just been reported missing." "My baby !" "My baby is missing." "I don't know what to do." "He is just a baby." "Oh, my God." "That's him." "That's my missing baby in the fridge !" "Follow me on this." "Follow me !" "I'm trying to get to the fridge to save this sweet baby's life !" "Crazy Arms." "Crazy Arms." "You people are not funny !" "I am a serious journalist, and you are just trailer trash !" "Trailer trash !" "Mayonnaise-loving closet humpers !" "And that was the day we finally pushed Nicole too far." "After that, Nicole's career went down the tubes." "Randy, wake up." "We got to go to the news station." "I just saw Nicole Moses." "Thank God you woke me." "I just had an eight-hour dream about a ball of yarn." "It was so boring." "I kept trying to go to sleep, but I already was." "Later that morning, me and Randy went down to the TV station." "While I explained my karma list to Nicole," "Randy looked around for answers about how TV was made." "He always hoped there was a machine that shrunk down people and furniture to TV size." "Well, he didn't see anything that looked like a ray gun, but he did find something else that made him curious." "I want to put you on the news." "Me on the news ?" "Yes." "I just need one great, heartwarming story and my boss will give me another shot." "Nick Chavez, he did this story about Siamese twins getting a little cart so the big one could take the little one to the mall, and they put him in the anchor spot." "I remember that story;" "Kiki and Tiki." "They went to Foot Locker, but the salesman wouldn't let them buy three shoes." "It's perfect." "I can see the tagline already." ""From 'hood to good."" "We start with one of your mug shots, then fade to a list item." "Can you give a bath to a crippled lady ?" "I could." "It's not on my list, but they don't scare me or nothing." "No, no, that's okay, that's okay." "We'll get something good from the list." "Would I have to memorize lines or anything ?" "'Cause words tend to go right through my head, unless it's a Polish joke or a Judas Priest song." "No, no memorization and no jokes." "Just you talking about you." "Well, if you think it'll help." "I guess I'm gonna be on TV." "I was looking forward to being on the TV news as an actual invited guest, and so was Randy." "I can't decide whether to comb my hair." "I mean, I want to look presentable, but I want people to recognize me." "You smell good." "Aftershave." "But don't try putting any on your downstairs, it burns." "Man, being a TV star is complicated." "Back when we pestered Nicole, it was easy being on TV, 'cause" "I didn't care what people thought." "But now that I did care what people thought, being on TV made me nervous." "Okay, well, why don't you tell us how the list began ?" "All right." "I, uh...." "I, uh..." "No, no, no, no." "Let it go." "Don't touch it." "Sorry." "It all started back when I was..." "Okay, cut." "Can we do a wireless mike on him, please ?" "Thank you." "If you want to strap one of them mikes on me," "I got a buttonhole here that's missing a button." "It got caught when I was riding down an escalator on my belly." "In fact, it's a pretty good story." "If you want to turn the cameras over here, I..." "Jim, no !" "The light's going to be in the shot." "Come on, people, help me out here." "I don't want to spend the rest of my career doing the crop report with the sock puppet rooster." "Cockadoodle morning, Nicole !" "Why don't you tell us about the situation with the boll weevils ?" "Okay, Earl, why don't you just tell us how you pick a list item ?" "And action." "Well, sometimes I just close my eyes and point to one like this." "Oh, looks like you cost someone a very important client." "By the way, "client" is with a "C"." "He's a diamond in the rough." "I'm sorry." "I have to do that again." "Wait." "He's a diamond in the rough." "Print it." "You lost this woman a valuable client and she works here ?" "Well, today she does." "Hey, Earl." "Patty, I need to talk to you about something on my list." "All right, one sec." "I just got to give this perv a baby bottle, burp him, spank him, powder him, change him, rock him to sleep, and then I'm done here." "Wait, that's the businesswoman ?" "Okay, cut, cut." "Oh, my God, Nicole Moses !" "People always tell me that we look exactly the same." "Do people ever tell you you look like a daytime hooker ?" "'Cause if they do, that's me." "We can't do a story about you helping a hooker !" "This has to be heartwarming and emotional !" "I need a Kiki and Tiki." "No, no, wait," "I can do heartwarming." "I got heartwarming on here !" "I got a heartwarming story." "Remember that finger we found in the park ?" "We could try and find who it belongs to." "Randy, just let me think." "Here's one, number 40, "Wrecked a kid's playhouse."" "Dodge and Earl Jr." "loved that playhouse." "Let's sleep in here tonight." "I'm scared." "There's nothing to be afraid of." "Aliens !" "See, Randy ?" "You thought I couldn't make it all the way home." "Randy ?" "Randy ?" "Oh, crap." "Man makes up for ruining children's dreams." "It's perfect." "The public loves stories of redemption." "Crap, we only have time to shoot the intro." "Let's shoot over there." "I think the guy in the car just paid for another round." "Excuse me, reporter lady." "Am I going to be on the camera pretty soon ?" "'Cause I don't know how long my cowlick is going to stay down." "What ?" "Oh, big fella, no, you're not gonna be on the camera." "The story's about Earl." "I hope I didn't mislead you." "Oh, no, no, no, no." "I didn't think I was going to be in the show." "I didn't even want to be." "See ?" "Hey, dummy, what's wrong ?" "The world run out of macaroni and cheese ?" "Seriously, though, what's your trouble ?" "Stupid reporter lady won't let me be in her story about Earl's list." "That's because it's his list." "Karma hit him with a car, not you." "But I help him cross things off, plus he couldn't have done half the bad things on there if I wasn't with him smashing windows and giving him a boost and stuff." "Well, there's your problem." "I mean, you're just giving him a boost." "Who wants a story about a man standing there pushing up on another man's ass ?" "If you want to get noticed in this world, you got to break away from your brother." "You mean I got to move out of the motel ?" "I don't know, Joy." "I don't like paying money for soap." "I guess I could make it myself." "What are the ingredients ?" "I mean there's soap, there's wrapper, there's..." "You got to stop doing whatever he does." "I mean, when he was bad, you were bad." "When he turned good, you turned good." "You... you got to be your own man." "Do the opposite." "When Earl zigs, you got to zag." "The opposite of Earl." "I can do that." "I'm going to make a list of all the good things I've done and go around screwing those people." "And I'll wear a sombrero while I'm doing it." "Earl never wears a sombrero." "Scattered showers overnight have authorities hoping for relief from the Nathanville tire fire." "What are you doing ?" "I'm practicing my American accent by watching your newslady friend." "The weather today calls for a high of 62 and a low of 48." "You know, if you could have talked like that a couple months ago, you wouldn't have gotten deported." "And, if that doesn't help, they're asking that people stop adding tires to the fire." "Crazy Head !" "Crazy Head is coming to town, and behind him is..." "Get off my set !" "Get him off !" "Crazy Head !" "What the hell is he doing ?" "What the hell happened to his body ?" "You guys, help me !" "Look at me, I'll peck them." "What's going on with you, Randy ?" "I'm wearing a sombrero, which you would never do." "I'm zagging 'cause you always zig, and I'm gonna be my own man starting right..." " ...now." " Oh, Randy !" "God !" "That's me zagging." "Usually, I'd be nice like you and go outside if I had to rip one." "But I'm out of your shadow, Earl." "I'm going to get noticed for being me, and get my own TV news report, and then it won't matter that people don't give me credit for being part of your list, 'cause I'm doing my own thing." "Zag !" "See ?" "You would never do that, would you, Earl ?" "Oh, man !" "No, I wouldn't, and I'm pretty sure the news is never gonna do a story about a sombrero-wearing jackass who goes around breaking lamps." "You're wrong." "And when they do that story," "I'm going to make sure my brother's a part of it 'cause that's something you wouldn't do." "So that's what this is about ?" "I'm sorry, Randy." "I didn't even notice that you were being left out of the story." "Nobody notices me." "It's just like Joy said." "Karma hit you with that car, not me." "Randy, you're a big part of the list." "I know it, you know it, and when this story airs, everyone's going to know it, 'cause you're going to be right there with me building that playhouse." "Really ?" "Absolutely." "Let's zig together, buddy." "Tell the truth, Earl." "Was Crazy Head funny on TV ?" "Was it funny ?" "Yeah, Randy, it was funny." "If it had its own show." "would you watch it ?" "Maybe." "Depends what time." "Nicole wasn't crazy about Randy being in the story, but she knew I was her best chance of getting back on the evening news, and she wasn't gonna get Kiki without Tiki." "I-I learned this in drama camp." "Better butter, butter, better butter, butter, better butter, butter, better butter, butter, better butter, butter, better butter, butter,...." "Nicole Moses." "I didn't realize you were here." "I was just inside reading my Bible." "Everything I do is guided by this holy book." "So, if anybody says that I've done something wrong, well, then they're saying the Bible is wrong." " So" " Hum, hum." "Joy, are you on those happy pills again ?" "No." "I'm just trying to look good in case any potential jurors are watching." "Since you're here, let me introduce you to my family of many colors." "As you can see, I have a white son and a black son, but I don't see race, so I can't tell which is which." "Over here is my husband Darnell." "He's serving America in the Witness Protection Program." "No, I'm not !" "Oh, that's right, honey." "No, he's not." "And, once Nicole turned the camera on us," "I made sure the spotlight landed on Randy." "The best part of doing my list is that I get to do it with my brother, Randy." "He's a great guy and he's special." "See ?" "I made it look like a Little Rascal wrote it." "Now, if we can just spike up a few of Dodge's hairs and teach Earl Junior to say "Otay," we'd have a show." "I also made sure that everyone would know how nice a guy Randy really is." "Look, Randy's helping out by entertaining the kids." "He always has been good with kids." "I'm a little teapot, short and stout." "Here is my handle, here is my spout." "When he's had a few drinks, he uses his junk as the spout." "But never in front of the kids." "He's been like a third daddy to them." "I remember when you were in diapers, and you'd come into the living room saying," ""I pooped my pants !" "I pooped my pants !"" "And me and your old daddy, we'd have to take you out and set you on the porch until your mom come home and change your diaper." "That was fun." "That's on my list." "And, by the time it was over," "I made it look like Randy was in charge." "What do you think, boss ?" "We did it !" "He's my brother and I love him." "And cut." "I got to cross the kids off my list, and once Nicole said the story was good enough to make the evening news," "I knew I could cross her off, too." "And, up next, we welcome back a long-lost friend..." "It's on !" "Nicole Moses has an uplifting story about a hooligan who turned "cool" again." "Nicole." "Think she used the stuff with me in it ?" "I hope so." "Camden native Earl Hickey is a man with a pretty checkered past." "Yeah, I used to be a criminal." "I did bad things." "But then karma made me realize it was time to do some good things." "He does do good things." "And, as it turns out, the real story is a story of two brothers." "Did you remember to call mom ?" "Don't worry." "I called everybody." "You see, out of all the good things Earl Hickey does now, the biggest one is taking care of his mentally disabled brother, Randy, a sweet but needy soul who can't take care of himself." "Better butter, butter, better butter, butter, better butter, butter..." "While Randy Hickey may look like a man, he is little more than a man-child." "What's going on, Earl ?" "Randy can entertain himself for hours with the simplest thing." "I'm a little teapot, short and stout." "Here is my handle, here is my spout." "He's special." "That's why Earl Hickey built his brother a special gift, a gift that only a man would do for his man-child brother." "How do you like your playhouse, Randy ?" "We did it !" "He's my brother, and I love him." "I pooped my pants !" "I pooped my pants !" "I'm Nicole Moses with..." "Randy, come back !" "Poor Randy." "You could edit film to make people think all kinds of things." "Like the moon landing-- that was all done with puppets in my uncle's garage." "Randy was embarrassed." "I just hoped that not everyone had seen the report that day." "Run, Forrest, run !" "But they had." "Turned out Randy wasn't running away from his problem." "He was on his way to confront her." "Why ?" "Why did you do that to me ?" "Why did you make me look stupid ?" "Now I got to go win another Grover out of the claw machine to prove to all those people I'm smart, and that's going to cost, like, $600, and I don't have $600 !" "Look, I'm sorry." "That playhouse story just wasn't that interesting." "I was up against a deadline." "I had to come up with something." "But you ruined my life !" "Let's be honest, Randy." "It's not like NASA was knocking on your door anyway." "And all I did was make you look stupid on TV, just like you did to me every time I did a newscast, including yesterday." "Sorry, Randy." "What goes around comes around." "It's karma, right ?" "Don't worry, Randy." "I'm going to get Nicole to reedit the piece or do a retracteration on the air." "I got noticed." "What ?" "Karma noticed me, Earl." "It made me look mentally disabilitated, even though I'm not." "And if karma noticed me, that means I must be special, and I mean the good special, like you are." "Not the slow one." "Congratulations, Randy." "You know what ?" "This one's yours to cross off." "I think we should cross it off together." "I'm Earl, and I'm gonna cross something off my list." "And then I'm gonna squeeze my crotch really hard." "Oh !" "No berry twisters !" "No berry twisters !" "What the hell are you..." "What the hell are you doing ?" "I'm pulling that tooth that's been hurting you." "You keep moaning in your sleep, and it's making me have mummy dreams." "Still, generally, you're supposed to ask a person before you take out their body parts." "I take off your body parts all the time while you're sleeping." "I clip your toenails, scrape your corns down," "Q-Tip your ears, trim your bangs." "Well, it has been hurting me, and I do hate the dentist." "Soon as I'm back asleep, have at it." "Damn it, Randy !" "You pulled the wrong tooth !" "Transcript :" "Raceman Synchro :" "Dingo"

"Previously on "Grey's Anatomy"." "what's the matter with you?" "I have to start dating." "The sex with Izzie. it's like she's trying too hard." "I got fired." "What's the problem with you and your sister anyway?" "she's not my sister." "we have the same dad." "You killed my wife." "You took her from me." "What do you need, scotch, vodka, gin?" "Just don't tell Meredith." "there comes a point in your life when you're officially an adult." "Suddenly you're old enough to vote, drink and engage in other adult activities." "So." "why the brain?" "Why biology's crown jewel?" "You mean why did i go into neurosurgery?" "Come on." "Share." "Share with Sydney." "It was the headset with the magnifying glasses that tipped the scale for me." "and the man has a sense of humor." "I like that." "Suddenly people expect you to be responsible." "serious, a grown-up." "Work stuff." "Um, as if you didn't know." "I'll just be a sec." "I think they're on a date." "That's definitely a date, right?" "Maybe she's dying." "Is she dying?" "Is that why?" "Oh, come on." "Grow up." "She's nice." "She asked me out." "Want me to fake a heart attack?" "I do a great fake heart attack." " Here she comes." " Carry on." "It's Sydney." "In the movies, when the handsome but sensitive football pyer kisses the awkward, freaky girl in front of the whole school." "that girl is her." "You are very awkward and freaky." "we get taller," "EFFRCTIVE***M. D we get older." "but do we ever really grow up?" "Do you know what kind of batteries these take?" "Double "A." ""Is it really?" "Do you have one?" "I have some in my locker." "Yeah." "We're avoiding them now." "It's come to that." "Why are you avoiding Izzie?" "It's like we're not us anymore." "Everything used to be so easy." "Talking at least used to be easy." "Now look." "We can't even talk anymore." "Oh, Derek went on a date with Sydney heron last night." "It was probably a fake date to make me think he's healthy and moving on." "And do you think he's healthy and moving on?" " Can we just take the stairs?" " Okay." "Bailey." "I, uh." "just, uh, I wanted to congratulate you." "I'm sorry if things got." "you deserve the job." "Oh, does she ever." "Come here, new chief resident." "Huh?" "Someone deserves a big hug." "oh, come on, Sydney." "Well, I admit, I'm a." "I'm a wee bit jealous." "But the chief has made his decision, and I will abide by it." "Oh, Callie, I'm, uh, I'm so sorry." "I'm fine with it." "Oh, good." "We're being a-a brave soldier." "No, really." "I'm fine with it." "Let's not spoil this moment for miranda." "Okay?" "All right, listen up." "I have nothing but respect for the job done by Dr. Torres, but things are gonna be different from here on in." "things are totally weird between george and me." "We can't even hold a normal conversation." "This will be a professional environment." "So your love lives, your hopes and dreams, the little joys and tragedies that make you who you are have no place in my hospital." "He's acting like a total stranger, like I don't even know him." "The locker room is for changing, not for crying." "The on call room is for napping, not for anything that requires a locked door." "Oh, my God." "Don't even get me started on the sex." "It is just tragic." "It's like." "stevens, did you hear a word I said?" "Grow up, I believe, is my point." "uh, Dr. Bailey, um, can you make sure I stay on Dr. Hahn's cardio service?" "Adalrey done." "But if you piss her off or mess up or in any way embarrass me, that's it, no more chances." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I will be the best resident she's ever had." "No, Yang, i will be the best resident she's ever had." "Yes, rightsecond to you." "His incision is healing nicely." "No erythema or purulent discharge." "He'll be monitored, and we'll try weaning him off the drip once his meds are maximized." "After discharge, we expect him to follow up in the cardiac clinic." "There are four other people here, Yang." "How about letting one of them talk?" "Mr. Talbot's cardiomyopathy is unusually complicated, that's all." "You know, you could take a cue from Dr. Stevens." "She knows what's going on with her patients, and she's inclusive." "what do we got?" "High school bus crash." "Bunch of kids just came in." "We got more on the way." "Tricia hale,17,vital signs stable." "Sustained a large facial laceration, trauma to the buttock area and an open fracture to the lower right leg." "Okay, trauma room two." "It's still bleeding." "My face is still bleeding." "All right." "We'll get to that in a minute, okay?" "We?" "No, try the head of plastic surgery." "No one is touching my face until I've spoken to the head of plastic surgery. no one." "34-year-old passenger Marcus King, no complaints except deep cuts on his left arm." "Stable on route." "listen, I'm fine." "Please help the kids first." "They're being taken care of, sir." "What happened?" "I was taking the kids on a tour of colleges." "We're from california." "The bus slid down an embankment." "one, two, three." "Mandi?" "Mandi!" "Marcus?" "Mandi?" " What's your name?" " Danny." "Hey, uh, Danny, I'm gonna take this off so I can have a look, okay?" "Man, high school really does suck." "Grey's Anatomy Season 4 Episode 8" ", It was that asshat sully and his stupid friends!" "The driver kept turning around, telling them to shut up." "I'm just drawing a logo, and suddenly I'm upside-down." "And the pencil went, like, all the way in Danny's eye." "Yeah, I can see that." "Should I call his parents?" "Why don't you let us do that?" "Sully and those jerks should be in jail." "You should be calling the police, not my parents." "You just need to not think about those kids, okay?" "You're gonna be out of high school soon." "You never have to see 'em again." "Oh, yeah." "I still gotta finish." "Danny, you need to calm down." "Okay?" "'Cause when you raise your voice when you get upset, your blood pressure shoots up, and you could lose your eye." "I need you to stay calm." "Okay, I'll try." "Listen, I reallyan't feel what you're doing." "But I hope you're not leaving a big, ol' scar." "no, no." "No, no." "Just a few little stitches." "I do stitches all the time, so." "do you want me to take over, Dr. Bailey?" "Uh, no, no." "I do stitches all the time, O'Malley." "I just thought with all the more serious injuries coming in, you'd want me to take over." "I'm fine here." "You're not the boss of me." "Actually, I'm the boss of him, if you want to know." "I'm the chief resident." " What?" " Yeah." "oh, Mandi." "You know something?" "I'm not surprised." "Hey, did you know that we went to high school together?" " Really?" " Yeah, yeah." "And this girl right here, she is a genius." "Used to help me with all my homework." "Just a few papers. that's all." "Oops." "Dr. Bailey." "l-I do stitches all the time." "I know, but you might want to take a listen." "Something wrong with my ticker?" "okay." "um, part of your heart, uh, may be working overtime, so, I, uh, will get his E.K.G. And page Hahn." "Will you finish the sutures?" "you can't finish this?" "I. yes." "I can do it." "Sure." "I'll do it." "You go get Hahn." "okay." "You better be able to fix my face." "I have pom statewides in a month." "You're a cheerleader?" "I'm a pom." "Cheerleaders just jump around." "Poms are dancers." "I was on the football team." "Yeah, I'm not sure you're gonna be doing any dancing in the next month." "You better be lying." "Not lying." "You have very serious knee and leg fractures, not to mention a cracked coccyx." "What the hell is that?" "That's the bone at the bottom of your spine." "The bottom of your bottom." "My ass?" "I broke my ass?" "That's one way to look at it." "Don't look at it." "Okay, you're gonna need surgery." "But the good news is that we'll put you under so that we can fix the bones and Dr. Sloan can fix your face all at the same time." "You better be good." "Baby, you're not gonna find anybody better than me." "oh, my God." "Hot cheerleader ass." "take a cue from Stevens." "From Izzie Stevens." "Seriously?" "You need to cut Izzie some slack." "Her and george are having problems." "Already?" "It's only been a week." "At that point, you don't even talk." "All you do is have sex." "Doesn't mean you can't have problems." "Derek and I are having all kinds of sex, and he's dating other people." "You didn't hear any of this." "Oh, please." "Fine." "Whatever." "You paged me because you couldn't handle a few stitches on a wino?" "He keeps hollering for Dr. Grey." "I wasn't sure if I should get her or call the cops or what." "that's not Dr. Grey." "Dr. Grey's a girl." "I want my daughter!" "Stay here." "Make sure he doesn't leave." "would you page." " would you page her?" " Karev." "keep Meredith out of it." "Get Lexie." " Yes, sir." " g-r-e-y!" "I need to talk to you about your dad." "Oh, you know what?" "I don't want to talk about my dad." "In fact, we're never gonna talk about him again, okay?" "You helped me out once." "Now it's over." "I can't believe I gotta fill out all this stuff." "I mean, a kid gets a bump on the head, and you've. you've practically gotta write a novel?" "listen, Mandi, I know you're really bus but if there's any chance, any chance at all you could help me with some of this stuff." "patients are supposed to fill those out." "It's not really the doctor's job." "You be quiet." "Uh, don't worry about it, Marcus." "We'll figure out something." "Good ol' Mandi." "You always got my back, huh?" "You hush now." "I hate to interrupt the reminiscing, but I am trying to listen here." "you do have atrial fibrillation." "But you're not symptomic, so that's a good sign." "We'll start you on some blood thinners and do an outpatient workup." "A treatment plan you could've made yourself, Dr. Bailey, if you weren't acting like such a blithering idiot." "Teacher's pet's in trouble." "Oh, come on." "Hush now, Marcus King." "hey, you paged?" " Yeah, your dad's here." " What?" "He's drunk, he's noisy, and you need to take him off my han." "I have a broken ass I have to get back to." "Call Lexie." "I called Lexie." "She's not coming." "And the next person I'm gonna call is the cops." " Leave me alone. '" " Cause the guy's ready to get outta here, and there's no way he can drive." "Meredith!" "oh, gosh." "It's good to see you." "See!" "That's her." "Meredith Grey." "|" "I'm sorry." "I really, really am." "I'm sure you are." "The last time I was here, I said some." "terrible things to you." "Telling you not to come to susan's funeral?" "It wasn't your fault." "I know you did everything you could." "What I said to you." "I'll regret it till the day I die." "And the drinking." "is unacceptable, yeah." "But today, uh." "today is susan's birthday... birthday, and I." "should I go get Lexie?" "Nojust you." "I just want you." "I never knew what to say to them." "In high school. kids like him." "they were always so." "separate from the rest of us, you know, alone." "It wasn't like that for me." "I." "I was prom queen and class valedictorian." "Yeah, I wouldn't broadcast that." "I had a great group of friends, you know?" "Not really." "Well, let's see what we got here." " oh, you see that, Dr. Stevens?" " Yeah." "Looks like the pencil lifted up one of the branches of the A.C.A." "Is that a-a bleed?" "It is." "It's a little one." "We need to get that pencil out of there before it gets any bigger." "I'll book an O.R." "I am not a blithering idiot." "Hahn had no right to speak to me that way, no right at all." "But Marcus isn'T." "well, he's just not an old friend, is he?" "He'S." "he was maybe your boyfriend or." "you know, high schoosweetheart or." "I was his tutor." "Okay?" "He was a track star, didn't have a lot of time for homework, so I helped him with his math and reading." "and." "french and chemistry." "Then he was just a friend?" "Really?" "Okay, there was some talk, the possibility of us going to the homecoming together, but it." "it didn't work out, and I was fine with that." "Certainly not a blithering idiot." "today." "nor any other day in my life." "These and that and that." "Thank you." "Is it me, or are there teenyboppers staring at you?" "I get that a lot." "It started when I was there age, never really went away." "Is that so?" "what can I do for yoladies?" "Tell him." "No, it's. it's embarrassing." "You can tell me." "You look exactly like her dad." "swing and a miss." "I'm going crazy with this Hahn thing." "Every time I try and impress her, she hates me even more." "Not worth getting hung up on." "Why, did something happen?" "Apparently they're not even talking to each other at this point." "I know it's wrong, but that makes me feel better." "You're not gonna sit?" "Um, I was gonna, but l-I really need to cram." "I got a really big surgery today." "You know, we're operating on the kid with the pencil, so I'll see you." " Okay, see you around." " Okay." "Will she be able to sit on her butt again?" "Or will she have to carry around one of those toilet seats for the rest of her life?" "She'll have full use of her butt in a few weeks." "I am so, so honored to be filling in for you as captain." "You're filling in for me as captain?" "I prayed on it, and God seems to think it's the right move." "Oh, okay." "Oh, and I don't want youo worry." "I called randy, and I think I might have convinced him to still take you to homecoming even though your face and your butt's all messed up." "I bet he'll take you." "He's classy that way." "Okay, so now that we've established that randy's a classy guy, visiting time is over." "Bye, sweetie." "I hope they don't ruin your face." "Go!" "Kinda sucks, huh?" "little manicured vultures." "My life is over." "my life is over." "Mom." "l-I love you, too." "Will. will you." "will you tell dad." "hello?" "Hello?" "Thanks to your piece-of-crap phone, my mom's gonna think I died." " This is where." " yeah." "But we'll keep you updated." "You better not end up blind and go to some blind kid's school,'cause, um, if I have to go back to junior year without you, you're gonna be deadeat." "later, freak." "You're the freak." " You are." " You are." "I promised this kid life gets better after high school." "He deserves to see that." "He's got a good friend." "That's something." "That girl has been by his bedside all day." "Yeah, but even so, those cliques, they're miserable." "He just needs to know it passes eventually." "sorry, Dr. Shepherd." "What's so funny?" "I'm just not sure we've come as far as you'd like to think, clique-wise." " We?" " The hospital." "You think the hospital's clique-y?" "Oh, damn it." "The artery's burst." "His brain is swelling." "It's cutting off blood supply." "Okay, push 80 grams of mannitol." "Okay, let's go." "How do I tell his best friend that he's gonna be in a coma for the rest of his life?" "You can't tell her yet, Derek." "The family has to know first." "Danny's doctor." "Oh, thank God." "It's only been a few hours without day, and I'm already starting to freak out." "I mean, look what I have to put up with." "They're crying. like, actual real tears." "'cause they're so worried about Danny, which would be fine if they knew who Danny was." "whatever." "Can I see him?" "He hasn't woken up yet." "But he's okay?" "As soon as I know something, I'll let you know." "Okay." "you think she'll recover full function of her knee?" "I hope so,'cause if she doesn't get back on the pom-pom brigade, her life is totally over." "Man, you'd think the way they treat her, she'd be ready to ditch the whole thing, but no." "Of course she's not gonna walk away from that." "It's her life." "It's her identity." "It's the only way she understands herself in the world." "I heard one of the, uh, sweet young things told mark he looked like her dad today." "harsh." "What does that have to do with anything?" "Well, you just seem really empathetic to her plight, you know?" "Loss of identity, shattered self-image." " You seem pretty happy about what happened to her." " No." "she's just happy 'cause Stevens and O'Malley hit the skids." "didn't I tell you not to tell anybody?" "I pulled all the x-rays for tomorrow's scheduled surgeries." "And what am i supposed to do with them?" "Oh, I thought I could put them in the O.R. If you needed me to." "Well, I don'T." "Back off." "What?" "You're being a brownnoser." " I'm helping her." " No, you're annoying her." "You got a chance to show her what you can do, and now you're blowing it." "And trust me, these kinds of chances do not come around all the time." "So, you know, just back off." "I'm sorry I didn't know you when you were in high school." "I've regretted it every day, not knowing you." "Sometimes I still worry about you." "Then other times I think, you know, maybe that's what made you so strong." "Not an excuse." "Not at all." "But you are so strong." "Gosh." "You're stronger than Lexie." "I don't know her that well." "true." "You're a very impressive person, Meredith." "I'm so proud of you." "I'm a lifetime." "lifetime's worth of proud." "anyway." "How was your date with Sydney?" "Oh, I was wondering when you were gonna bring that up." " My dad's in the E.R." " Really?" "He cut himself." "He's not bad company, actually." "He's quite funny and charming. drunk." "Is it weird that I like my drunk dad better than my regular dad?" "A little." "are you okay?" "Yeah." "I, um." "but my patient's in a coma, and he's never gonna wake up again." "His best friend isn the waiting area." "The poor thing thinks he'S." "she thinks he's gonna wake up any second." "I don'know." "I don't believe it." "Who told you?" "Henry." "He was observing in, uh, Sloan's surgery, and he said that Sloan announced it to the whole O.R." " O'malley and Stevens are done." " Yeah." " They didn't even last a week." " I know." "Can I have the key back to my house?" "Hey." "What?" "The key to my house, I want it back." "I heard we broke up, so I want it back." "Can I have it please?" "Um, you know right now I don't have any idea what you're talking about?" "Really?" "Apparently everyone's talking about the fact that we broke up." "Who have you been talking to, george?" "Nobody." "I mean, I talked to Meredith." " See, I knew it." " What do you mean, you knew it?" "You been talking to her?" "Yeah, but only after you were talking to her." "So, uh, I'm not the only one who talked to her then." "You talked to her first." "What is my dad doing here?" "Your dad came in drunk this morning." "That's what I was trying to tell you earlier when you blew me off." "So. so you run to Meredith?" "The one person that I asked you not to tell?" "I was trying to help, okay?" "Right." "You know, you haven't changed." "I mean, not even one bit." "You get this very intense look on your face when you're serious, you know?" "It's your serious, home-work-doin' face." "Hasn't changed." "Dr. Bailey, is that a patient form I see in your hand?" "Yes, I suppose it is." "Patients are supposed to fill out patient forms." "You have work to do, your own work." "Yes, sir." "Mandi?" " Mandi?" " Mandi, I'm not." " I'm not feeling so." " Marcus?" "Marcus?" " Pulse-ox is dropping." " Pressure is 82 over 48." "Tell radiology we need a stat spiral C.T. And page Dr. Hahn." "Dr. Shepherd." "Marissa." "I know Danny's parents aren't gonna be here for a couple more hours, but could I at least see him?" "Please." "all right, come on." "Let's. let's go sit down." "See, the, uh." "when I removed the pencil, the artery burst." "When the brain swells that much, it has nowhere to go." "The hemor." "I am getting two cups of coffee." "two. one for me, one for my dad." "He's here." "What's wrong with you?" "At this exact moment in O.R. Two, Dr. Hahn is performing a pulmonary embolectomy." "A pulmonary embolectomy, Meredith." "So what's the problem?" "You're on her service." "Just go." "No, I can't because that will make me a brownnoser, and everybody hates brownnosers." "I cannot be a brownnoser." "Okay." "So." "there'll be other embolectomies." "You can let this one slide?" "No, no, no." "No, I can't!" "I don't know how to just let a pulmonary embolectomy slide." "Sure you can." "It's just like cutting a class." "You never cut a class." "Never, not once." "That was a pretty big V.S.D. On the echo." "I'm gonna have to do an additional arteriotomy of the right P.A." "You should've taken the situation seriously." "You should've ordered further tests." "Maybe I should've." "Or maybe you should've." "And if you weren't so busy flirting with the patient like a love-struck teenager, maybe you would have." "Forceps, please." "This is so sad." "I used to walk by his house every day." "He was in my algebra class, I think." "Marissa." "I know that this seems impossible right now, but you will get through this." "Danny would've wanted you to." "You don't know what he would've wanted." "You're just like them." "You're a prom queen, and you're trying to act like you know what it's like for me." "You have no idea what it's like." "I wasn't a prom queen." "I was the girl in the cheap c thes from the trailer park who got pregnant and got thrown in the pregnant girls' class." "None of the mothers would let their kids hang out with me." "But I got through it." "You will get through this." "I'm gonna write a letter to his mom and dad." "That's really beautiful." " Get out." " What?" "Get out." "You're not even supposed to be in here." " She's here." " She's his friend, his best friend." "Go away." "Go." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to." "it's okay." "You just lost your best friend." "It's." "it's the worst thing in the world." " Oh, Dr. Shepherd." " Yes." "I'm sorry. a-about Danny metcalf." "It looked like it was hard on you, whicis good." "If I had a son going through that, I'd want the surgeon to be fully invested like you were." "You have no idea who I am, do you?" "Of course I do." "bye, Dr. Shepherd." "You're the nurse in O.R. Two?" "The one that talked about cliques?" "Yeah." "Right?" "I am never gonna be captain again." "You know, I was." "I was fired from a job recently." "you were fired from being a doctor, and they let you cut open my ass?" "Okay, shut your trap for eight seconds and let me finish." "I didn't get fired from being a doctor." "I got fired from being, like, well, our version of squad captain, which is mostly about organizing crap." "not about surgery." " So?" " So." "I got to go back tohe part that I like, which." "it's kind of a gift." "Hahn." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Uh, you paged, Dr. Hahn?" "Apparently when you ask for copies of the C.T. Angio around here, people think it's all right to just give you the slices that contain the clot." "Can you please bring me the entire C. T?" "Absolutely, yes." "Absolutely." "I'll do that right now." "Your dad was in the E.R. Today." "I know." "So you know he was drunk and he put his hand through a window." "Yeah." "Anything else?" "I know it was susan's birthday, and I'm su it was a very hard day for the both of you." "And he wasn't actually a problem." "He was kind of charming." "But." "he seemed very sad, and I'd hate to see it happen again." "So maybe you should think about keeping a better eye on him." "Every day is my mother's birthday." "My mother was born in march." "He lied." "He's a liar." "And I'm glad, really, I'm glad that you found him charming." "I'm sure he was delightful." "He's a blast after five drinks." "Not so much after nine, though." "He gets a little weepy and mean." "He's a drunk, Meredith." "He probably came in and told you how wonderful you are, how sad he is that he doesn't get to spend more time with you." "Yesterday he said that I was his favorite daughter." "The day before, I was an ungrateful bitch." "The week before, he wrote me a check for $20,000 because he said I deserved everything life had to offer because he was so proud of me, a lifetime's worth of proud." "So thank you for letting me know that I need to keep a better eye on him." "Thanks." "Meredith, you want to come in for a minute and sit down?" "Meredith?" "I'm sorry about all this." "Meredith, please." "You have nothing to apologize for, nothing at all." "I'm keeping you from doing your job." "This is my job, at least part of it." "Think of it as." "the principal's office, only I'm the nice principal." "Anyway, I promised your mom I'd take care of you." "I told you, you don't have to do that." "I know." "I know I don'T." "But I do." " Hey, you." " Hey, you." "I guess I'm still alive and kickin', huh?" "You're gonna be kickin' for a good long time now, Marcus King." "Ndi." "you have always been my angel." "I never would've made it through this day without you." " Come on." " Mandi, I mean it." "Thank you." "I thank you." "My mama thanks you." "and you know my daddy thanks you." "You tell your mama and daddy I said they're welcome." "oh, hey." "I was, uh," "I was wondering if you got a chance to finish up that paperwork." "I wouldn't ask, but, you know," "I think a lot of it was kind of important." "No, I didn'T." "Uh, l-I was planning on, uh." "I just gotta, uh, you know, finish it right now." "Thanks." "You're the best." "With all due respect, this has reached critical mass." "You saved his life, and he's taking you for granted." "You know what he deserves?" "A long speech." "You need to go right back in there and you need to give him a long, long speech." "I don't do secrets." "I don't do any of that 15-year-old,"ooh," "I'm gonna tell you, but don't tell anyone else." ""We're not talking about who made out with who at the halloween dance." "This was a private family issue." "Your dad's a drunk." "I had to start cleaning up my dad when I was 7." "That's when I turned into the grown-up of the family." "So you got to wait till you were 24." "Good for you." "Night, bailey." " Sit down." " What?" " Sit down!" " you okay?" "What do you care?" "With your hair products and your perfect little face, perfect little life." "what do you care how I am?" "My perfect little life?" "Have you been paying attention at all?" "Yeah, I pay attention." "I pay attention." "I pay attention to people in all walks of life, all types." "I notice people." "I see people." "It's guys like you who don't see people like me." "I don't see you?" "Clear." "I'm not talking about you, Shepherd." "Just. guys like you who don't see girls like me." "We don't exist for you." "We exist to do homework." "We exist to build your ego up." "I am a successful married mother." "I am chief resident." "I am the chief resident of a major metropolitan hospital." "I'm a surgeon who saved his life today." "and he still doesn't see me." "I may as well still be that high school girl with the mushroom haircut and the coke bottle asses and the band uniform, the girl who didn't get to go to the homecoming dance 'cause it didn't even occur to him to ask me." "All those late nights tutoring him, and it didn't even occur to him to ask." "Band uniform?" "Really?" "Do I look like I want to be mocked by you right now?" "No, you don'T." "I'm just gonna say one thing." "In high school, I was 110 pounds, and I hadn't yet figured out hair product, so I had a big afro, and, uh, I had acne." "and I, too, wore a band uniform." "Sax." "Oboe." "and i would've been honored..." "to take a girl like you to homecoming." "In some ways we grow up." "We have families." "We get married." "divorced." "I was trying to think of a long speech." "you know, like bailey with the long speeches." "And then I jus. just, everything I wanted to say to." "it. it just is, I can't talk to you." "I... that's why I talked to Meredith." "I just..." "I don't know why." "It used to be." "it used to be." "that I was the only person you could talk to, and you were the only person I could talk to." "I know." "I'm in love with this incredible guy, and we're having problems." "And my best friend, he would know what to say to me about it." "I need to be able to talk to my best friend." "I cannot get through this without my best friend." "Why isn't this easier?" "I don't know." "Well, I want my best friend back." "Me, too." "But for the most part, we still have the same problems that we did when we were 15." "Hey, rose." "Rose." "You know my name." "I had to ask around, but now I know." "Well, good for you." "Good night." "Hang on." "You know, I should've recognized you from the O.R. Today." "We worked together for three hours, and it's thoughtless." "I've worked on 36 of your surgeries, and today was the first time we made eye contact." "Like I said, hospital's no better than high school." "Good night, Dr. Shepherd." "Someone figured out how to get back on the horse." "What?" "No, no, no." "I was just, uh, talking about work." "Coulda fooled me." "Hey, Dad." "You want to get a drink?" "doctors "s" and "S." How are we this evening?" "Hiya, Sydney." "Derek, do you think I just could talk to you for one quick minute?" "Yeah." "Have a seat." " Derek." " Sydney." "I'm a lot of woman." "Okay?" "I bring home the bacon." "Fry it up in a pan, serve it with eggs or on a sandwich or crumbled up in a cobb salad." "Well, you do a lot with bacon." "Not just bacon." "But, Derek, I bring a lot of things to the table." "And I'm looking for a man who can do the same, a man who can meet my needs, all my needs." "I just don't think you're ready." "Well, you might be right." "Well, I won't let this affect our work if you won'T." "I won'T." "No matter how much we grow taller." "grow older." "apparently I'm not good at meeting needs." "And I don't bring that much to the table." "I'm awkward and freaky." "We are still forever stumbling." "do you want to get out of here?" "I do." "Forever wondering." "forever." "young."

"'Dear Mr Inman," "'I began by counting the days, 'then the months." "'I don't count on anything anymore except the hope that you will return, 'and the silent fear that in the years since we saw each other, this war, this awful war, will have changed us both beyond all reckoning.'" "This poor boy's from Alabama," "He's a long way from home," " Thank you." "Why don't them Yanks just attack?" "Got any shirts, son?" "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "It's Mo Oakley's boy." "Can't be old enough to fight, can he?" "Good morning," " Morning, son." "Got some boots and jackets, You want one?" "Here, You want that?" " Thanks." "I hope these boots can hold up for 400 miles, 'cause they're taking me back to Cold Mountain," "'I think now on the fleeting moments between us... 'and wish I could repair them." "My awkward nature, the things left unsaid.'" "All right, that's it." "Enough powder here to blow a hole in the sky." "Yeah, a real Yankee good mornin'." "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "That old book of yours is in shreds." "Same as us, Seen too much war." "Hey, Oakley, Don't worry, son, Them Yankee boys keep store hours." "They ain't open yet." "Close it up," "Hey, where'd you come from?" " Hey, that's fresh breakfast," "He's mine, Butcher," " Hey." "Hey." "Get away." "Hey, I saw him first," " Come on." "I saw it first." " That's my rabbit." "That's my rabbit." "Get your paws off my rabbit." "Get your paws off my rabbit." "'When I came with my father to the town of Cold Mountain," "'I was so shy of how I looked, 'so out of place." "'But did you know how happy I was to escape from Charleston, from a world of slaves and corsets and cotton?" "'" "What do you fools think you'll be fightin' for?" "The South?" " I call this nail Northern Aggression," "Damn right," " I call this nail a Yankee Skull." "Last time I checked, the South was a direction." "Never figured you for a Lincoln lover, JT." "I tell you, as soon as I finish this chapel." "I'm gonna go off and kill me some Yankees." "Piss and vinegar." "Fightin' for a rich man's slave, that's what." "Whoa, here comes the minister." "Ben, thank you, Will you assist my daughter?" "Lord have mercy, look at that bonnet." "Look what's in it." "Oakley, hand me the hammer, boy." "That's a true Southern belle," "Mr Swanger." "Good morning to you," " Morning, Reverend." "Esco, you remember my daughter, Ada," "Miss Monroe," " Good morning," "Morning," " Morning," "Excellent progress," " Morning," "Mrs Swanger, Mrs Castlereagh," " Morning, Reverend." "Now, if y'all will excuse me." "In Charleston, my congregation would still be disputing the size of the windows." "It's a chapel." "Miss Monroe, I was just thinkin' about you." "Cold Mountain must feel like the end of the world." "Not at all," "It's very beautiful," " Well, you put us all to shame." "Men up here had a bearing on what they thought a woman was, and then you showed up," " Oh," "No, I doubt that," " Oh, believe me." "If you was to say a word to one of these fools, I could get my top field cleared," "Any one?" " No, um,." "Him in particular." "Up in the rafters." "Won't normally say boo to a goose." "He's been pressing' me since the day you arrived here," "Your top field cleared?" " That's right." "Good morning, I'm Ada Monroe." "Inman." "Inman." "WP Inman." "WP Inman." "Repeatin' a thing doesn't improve it." "People call me Inman." "How 'bout that?" "Inman speaks." "If you were to take a glass of cider, your friends might stop staring." "Inman." "You're just jealous, I'm gonna take her for a walk at Bishop's Creek," "Billy, is this frame flush?" " Thank you." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, Thank you, yeah, right." "Richie, I seen your house, There ain't a square angle anywhere near it." "And what do you do?" "I work wood." "Hunt." "Mostly work wood." "Clear fields?" "I can clear a field." "Was there something in particular you wished to say to me?" "Not that comes to me." "I'll say thank you, for the cider." "You'll walk unscathed..." "No ploughman's blade will cut thee down" "No cutler's horn will mark thy face" "I've gone to find my ain true love" "I've gone to find my ain true love" "Move back." "Go back." "Move back." "Go back." "Go back." "They're trapped in the wrong damn crater, Whole plan backfired on 'em." "Send them Yanks straight to hell," "Hold it, hold it," " Let's go, Turn it around." "Damn fools dug their own grave." "We've got 'em now, boys," "It's a turkey shoot," " What?" "It's a turkey shoot, They've run themselves into a hole." "Hell's busted." "Oakley." "Oakley." "Oakley." "Inman." "Inman." " Oakley." "Oakley." "Inman." " Come on." "Inman." "I've got you." "I got a few," "You saw?" " I saw." "Am I gonna die?" "Your folks can be real proud of you." "Son, this fellow says he'll play whatever you want." "What about 'Bonaparte's Retreat'?" "That's one I play." "No, Play me somethin' sweet." "Like a girl's waiting for me," "You heard him," " I only know a couple of tunes." "Like when you're at Bishop's Creek, and you're thirsty, and the water's so cool." "I don't know what music that is." "I'm reachin' Cold Mountain before you." "Good morning, Sally," "Well, that's a fine-sounding thing," " Oh,." "My piano." "Oh, I've been missing it." "Thank you, by the way, Inman's in my top field clearing his debt." "Oh, dear." "And then he had nothing to say." "He was happy." "Really?" "Are men so different in Charleston?" "Men?" "I don't know." "If you're sayin' you might like him, why not go over and say good mornin'?" "I should be gettin' along." "Walk on, quickly." "Come on, Walk on, Slowly." "Walk on." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "My dear daughter, Ada, who's given up so much for so long to help me in my ministry, and upon whom I rely." "Friends, we are both very happy to have this opportunity tonight, to thank you from our hearts," "for your kind welcome and, most of all, such a fine chapel." "So," ", thank you, and God bless you." "Our house is always open to any of you at any time." "Welcome." "Esco?" "That gentleman - he help build the chapel?" "Him?" "No, that's Teague." "At one time the Teague family owned the whole of Cold Mountain." "My farm, your farm, it all belonged to his grandpappy." "Teague wanted this place bad, and you got it." "And he's here sniffin' out an advantage." "There's no advantage here, except to celebrate a job well done." "And that is a good thing in these troubled times," "Miss Monroe," " Thank you," "Were you never planning to come inside?" " I'm wetter than a fish," "There's a good fire going," " I'm all right." "You're always carrying a tray." "I was going to take some root beer over to the Negroes." "Somebody said you were enlisting," "Are you?" " If there is a war, we'll all fight," "Did you get a picture made?" " Say again?" "A tintype, with your musket and your courage on display." "You're laughin' at me." "I don't know you." "This doesn't come out right." "If it were enough just to stand, without the words,." "It is." "It is." "You, Look." "Look, Look at the sky now, What colour is it?" "Or the way, a hawk flies?" "Or you wake up, and your ribs are bruised thinking so hard on somebody." "What do you call that?" "I'll do that." "I can't get much wetter," "'What if you are killed, and I'll never see you again?" "'You said after a few years I would barely remember your name." "'Oh, Inman." "It is more than three years, and I remember your name.'" "Soldiers, Don't get up." "You are mentioned tonight in my report." "You men from Cold Mountain have once again been heroes for the cause." "There are Yankees in that stand of trees between us, stuck there from the retreat." "If they stay there, tomorrow mornin' they can shoot us down for sport." "Go around." "It's a Reb." "How many of them are there?" "I think there's five." "Under the trees," "We got 'em," " Let's go, let's go." "Butcher's down." "Leave him, leave him, He's gone, Let's go." "Go, go." "Go." "Run." "Go." "Go." "Go." " Hold your fire." "What's over by them trees?" "It's us." "It's us." "I said hold your fire." "Hold your fire." "Leave him, Leave him." "Agh." "Inman'll get it." "Supposed to bring good luck, a bird caught in a room." "I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting, She'll just be a few seconds," "Mr Inman," " Reverend," "What can I do for you?" " I have some sheet music." "It belonged to my father, No use to me." "Thank you," "You must come in," " I should probably get along." "Mr Inman is more comfortable outdoors." "Perhaps we might, perhaps we might take a walk." "A splendid idea." "Let me just get your hat." "I dragged my poor daughter 400 miles from Charleston to Cold Mountain... because my doctors, they've been sayin' my chest is weak." "So the air's supposed to do me good." "But it's the view I think heals." "It's what people say we're fightin' for, To keep it that way." "I have no plans to preach war in my church, Mr Inman." "I imagine God is weary of being called down on both sides of an argument." "I imagine God is." "Thank you." "Now, your father played the piano, did he?" "That's right, He was a teacher." "And is your father living, Mr Inman?" "He is not," " And your mother?" "No, sir, She died when I was born." "Farewell, vain world" "I'm going home" "My saviour smiles and bids me come" "And I don't care to stay here long" "Sweet angels beckon me away" "To sing God's praise in endless day" "And I don't care to stay here long" "Right up yonder, Christians..." "Secession," " North Carolina left the Union." "O, yes, my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long" "Whoo." "We got our war." " Whoo-hoo." "...that I am born to die" "From grief and woe my soul shall fly" "And I don't care to stay here long" "Bright angels shall convey me home" "Away to New Jerusalem" "And I don't care to stay here long" "We got our war." "We got it." "We got it." "It's about time." "Whoo." "All right." " Inman." "Inman." "Ready to fight, son, ready to fight." "Whoo." "We got our war, man." "Well, you have your war." "Ada." "Ada." "It's a great day for North Carolina." "Those who follow Lincoln or preach abolition, you best keep one eye open when you're sleepin'." "OI' boogeyman might get you." "Are you the law all of a sudden, Mr Teague?" "That's right, son." "Home Guard for Haywood County, And I'm the law from today." "Y'all go fight now, We'll watch over your sweethearts." "Hey, Teague, Why ain't you fightin'?" "'Cause he's too old." "Yeah." "Whoo." "You might be safer back in Charleston," "But then who'll be waiting for you?" " Three cheers for North Carolina." "All right," " Three cheers for the South." "Hip hip hurrah." "Hip hip hurrah." "Hip hip hurrah." "Inman, It belongs to Inman." "I got it, He's here." "They found that book you been worryin' about, soldier." "Wait." "I found you this book to take with you." "William Bartram." "They tell me it's good." "I think he writes about these parts, the author, so,." "Thank you." "And this." "I'm not smiling in it." "I don't know how to do that, hold a smile," "Ada," " What?" "Whoa." " He'll be back in a month." "Kiss her for me." "Come on, let's go." "I'll be waiting for you." "Lookin' good, Butcher." "Bring home some Yankee scalps, Swimmer." "Yee-haw." "Look out the window, ladies." "See what these poor fools are dyin' for." "How many would still lose a leg for the rich man's slave?" "Most of these soldiers'll be dead by morning, or if they're stubborn, by nightfall." "I've other men outside in the courtyard waitin' for beds, so any kind word will be a blessin'." "It's the heat, I'm sorry, They rot." "Pigeon River,." "How are you, son?" "Cold, Mountain,." "I" " I'm sorry," "You want water?" " Cold, Mountain." "Cold Mountain?" "Cold Mountain." "Do you worry when there's no word from him?" "From Mr Inman?" "Yes." "But then I've tried countin' the number of words... which have passed between Mr Inman and me - not very many." "But I think about him, Daddy, all the time." "I lost your mother after 22 months of marriage." "It was enough to fill a life." "That was the last of the ham," "It was delicious," " I have to learn how to cook." "I was thinking of saying something in chapel." "Perhaps some of the womenfolk will volunteer." "I can't have people coming here and cooking for me." "I so,." "I so regret,." "I should have raised you less like a companion and more like a young woman." "I'm sorry, Ada, And for dragging you here." "I'm not sorry." "I would have followed you anywhere," "To Mongolia," " Mongolia." "But with no one left to work this place, nothing to buy, nothing left to buy it with." "I just don't know how we're gonna get through another winter." "Will you play me somethin'?" "Somethin' peaceful while I look over my sermon." "It's too damp out here, You should come inside." "No." "I like it." "Daddy, bring the tablecloth in." "Come inside before you drown." "You have a letter." "North Carolina." "It's come a long way." "It's not too recent." "It's written this past winter." "I'm afraid I can't read who it's from," "'Dear Mr Inman,'" "'Since you've left, time has been measured out in bitter chapters." "'Last fall, my poor father died." "'Our farm at Black Cove is abandoned." "'Every house in these mountains touched by tragedy." "'Each day the dread... of learning who has fallen... who will not return from this terrible war." "'And no word from you." "'Are you alive?" "'I pray to God you are." "'This war is lost on the battlefield... and is being lost twice over by those who stayed behind.'" "He ain't comin' back, you know that." "You must know that in your heart." "Look at me." "Look at me." "I'm not nothin'," "'I'm still waiting, as I promised I would." "'But I find myself alone and at the end of my wits... too embarrassed to keep taking from those who can least afford to give.'" "Ada." "It's Sally." "Ada." "Look at the state of this place." "Well, set it on the porch." "She let them slaves go free, and now,." "Poor soul, she's got nobody and nothin', and waitin' on a ghost." "Shoo." "Go away." "Devil." "'My last thread of courage now is to put my faith in you... 'and to believe I will see you again." "'So now I say to you, plain as I can... 'if you are fighting, stop fighting." "'If you are marching, stop marching." "'Come back to me." "Come back to me is my request,'" "'Come back to me." "Come back to me is my request.'" "Wounded men, don't stray from the hospital grounds." "Hey." "If they send us back to fight,." "Hey, get your peanuts now, from the blind man," "Hey, your hot goobers here," " It's a sad day." "Gettin' better, soldier?" "Seems that way." "I wouldn't hurry." "The war's almost done, Don't need your help to lose it." "You got ten minutes now, boys, Ten minutes to get your haircuts and shaves." "I've been meanin' to ask you, Where'd you take your wound?" "Oh, before I was born." "Never set eyes on a thing in this world." "Not a tree, a gun or a woman, Put my hand on all three, though," "What would you give for that?" " Hm?" "To have your eyeballs for ten minutes," " Ten minutes?" "I wouldn't give an Indian head cent," "Might turn me hateful," " That's sure what seeing's done to me." "No, that's not the way I meant it." "You said ten minutes." "It's havin' a thing and then the loss of it I'm talking about." "Then we don't agree, There's not much I wouldn't give for ten minutes of someplace." "Yeah, someplace, or someone." "You watch yourself, now." "They're shootin' men who take themselves a walk." "By order of Zebulon Vance, governor of this great state of North Carolina, any soldier turned deserter is guilty of treason, and should be hunted down like a dog." "Any man who takes in a deserter is likewise guilty of treason." "The Home Guard is powered to enter any place it sees fit... without notice or constraint" "Captain Teague needs more volunteers." "Any man whose age or infirmity prevents him from fightin' shall join us... to protect this county from Yankee raiders and traitors to the cause," "Is there a letter for me?" " Nothin'." "We've been gettin' no post through at all, The sooner we lose this war the better." "They say not one boy in ten is comin' home to these mountains." "Teague and his rabble throwing' their weight around, They're worse than the Yankees." "Might I speak with you, please?" "This was the Reverend Monroe's." "I don't know who would want a watch." "Who can bear to look at the time?" "I've got a little salt pork you can have." "Keep your daddy's watch." "Thank you." "I was talkin' to some of the other womenfolk... about maybe lookin' in on you at Black Cove, It's hard right now, but,." "Oh, no, I manage very well, whatever the talk is." "I'm very grateful for the pork." "Which I intend to pay for, of course." "Is everything all right?" "Mm-hmm." "Ada." "Ada." "Why, Ada, you are skinny as a whippet, girl," "You are comin' indoors with me," " No, I can't." "I don't,." "I can't keep countin' on your kindness." "Now, come on, I'm makin' a stew." "We'd be proud to have you, Esco's gonna be wantin' his dinner." "I just wanna stop, I tell you, Yeah." "Sit on the porch with Sal, watch my boys in the fields, holler 'Good job' every hour or so." "That'll be a good day, when our boys get home." "What about your people in Charleston?" "There are no people." "And there's no money." "My father had some bonds and investments." "They're worthless now, of course, The war,." "They're not worth anything, I don't have anywhere else to go." "I don't wanna go," "You're waiting on a feller," " Oh." "Look down our well," " Esco,." "She should." "If you look down our well with a mirror, you'll see the future, It's what they say." "You do it, She does it." "What kind of mirror?" "We'll hold on to you, Esco, you hold on," " I got her," "We got you," " Mm." "See anything?" "Uh,." "Uh," "I don't know," " I tried many a time, lookin' for a sign my boys were comin' home." "I never saw a dickey bird," "Oh." " Are you all right?" "Ada?" "What?" "What happened?" "What'd you see?" "What'd you see?" "'Yesterday, I saw you walkin' back to me... 'or thought I did." "'I found myself crouching over Sally Swanger's well... '..." "like a madwoman staring into its secrets." "'Was it you I saw walking home to me, or was it your ghost?" "'After so long, I know I must learn to survive on my own... 'and accept you will not return." "And yet I cannot." "I cannot.'" "Them cows wants milking'." "If that letter ain't urgent, them cows is is what I'm sayin'." "I don't know you." "Old lady Swanger says you need help." "Here I am." "I, I need help but, I need, I do need help, but I need a labourer." "There's, ploughing and rough work, I think there's been a misunderstanding." "What's that rake for?" "The rake?" " Well, it ain't for gardening', that's for sure." "Number one, you got a horse?" "I can plough all day, I'm a worker." "Number two, ain't no man better'n me, 'cause there ain't no man around who ain't old or full of mischief," "I know your plight," " My plight?" "Am I hard to hear?" "'Cause you keep repeatin' everything." "I ain't lookin' for money, I never cared for it and now it ain't worth nothin'." "I expect to board and eat, at the same table," "I ain't a servant, if you get my meanin'," " You're not a servant." "People's gonna have to empty their own night jars is my point." "And I don't expect to work whilst you sit around and watch, neither." "Right." "Right, Is that a yes or a no?" "There's a rooster, He's the devil, I'm sure of it." "I go near him and he is at me with his spurs." "He's Lucifer himself." "I despise a floggin' rooster." "Oh, no, I wouldn't,." "My name's Ruby Thewes, I know your name." "Let's put him in a pot." "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "Mm-hm-hm-hm" "Urgh." "Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm" "Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm" "I've gone to find my ain true love" "You're my angel, my butterfly." "Come fly away." "My love,." "God forgive me for doin' this." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sendin' you to a better place." "You go fly away." "Hey." "Don't do that." " Don't pull that trigger, I'm a man of God," "I killed several of them," " I mean I'm God's minister." "What part of God's business is throwin' a woman down a gorge?" "A slave woman." "Can you see that in this light?" "Black as a bucket of tar," "Is she dead?" " No, I drugged her, like you would a butterfly." "And I care for her, That's the heartbreak of it." "She's got my bastard in her belly." "Come on, Back up," "I'm beggin' you," " Git." "It's better you blow out my brains than return me to this place." "You're gonna put her back where she sleeps." "I do that, the members will lynch me... for siring' a bastard while serving' as their preacher, We're a strict congregation." "We've churched men for pickin' up a fiddle on the Sabbath." "So you reckon to kill her?" "What, because she's a slave?" "I, um,." "There's a back door, Have pity." "Thank you." "I was gonna do a grievous wrong." "I think I should go back up to my wife." "She wakes at the slightest noise." "Agh." "Ohh,." "Where's some paper and a pencil?" "Hey, Ada." "You up?" "Yes." "Wha,?" "It's still dark." "Tell that to the cows, It's late." "You all set?" "Oh, I-I just have to eat somethin'." "Well, then, you got to get up earlier, What's that?" "A novel." "You wanna carry a book, carry one you can write in." "We got our own story, It's called Black Cove Farm:" "Catastrophe." "I can spell it, too, Learned it the same place you did, in the schoolhouse." "One of the first words they taught me," "'Ruby Thewes, you are a c- a-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h-e,'" "Three years I was in school, before my daddy,." "Sayin' God rest his soul is like wishing' him what he had in life." "He lived to rest, He was born tired." "He decided, better use for me... than havin' me sat all day in front of a chalkboard." "Number one, lay out a winter garden for cool-season crops." "Turnips right there, onions, cabbage." "Collards." "Number two, patch the shingles on the barn roof." "Have we got a maul and froe?" "Maul?" " Maul, M-a-u-I." "Number three, clear and turn this field." "No harm done letting' it go, Now we'll do well." "Number 15, 16," "Number 16," " Number 16,." "Put up some gourds for a martin colony, Keep away these crows." "One thing in abundance on this farm, and that's crows, Shut the gate." "I'd pay a dollar for an egg." "I've got no quarrel with you." "Hey." "Am I near the Cape Fear River?" "Home Guard." "Get back there." "Runaways." "Come on, boys." "Let's get 'em." "They're spreadin' out in the field." "Come back here." " They're in the field." "They're in the field." "I can get you outta here." "I daresay that's Home Guard following' you." "They're out on the road, hunting' down deserters." "And I don't recommend that way." "You'll meet half the town comin' after me with a noose, thanks to you." "I should have shot you when I had the chance." "I know where there's a ferry crossing', Or you can stubborn yourself to death," "If this is a trap," " Please yourself, I'm just bein' a Christian," "You got any money?" " $5." "For $5 I wouldn't give a parched man a dipper of this river water." "The sign says 'Ferry $5,'" "Nobody crosses these waters unless they're runnin' from someplace." "You wanna wait for your friends?" "I can give you $30 Confederate." "Well, all right, let's go." "Whatever that's worth." "They cut off my hair." "That was hard." "I was vain about my hair." "I had curls." "But I deserved it." "I'm the Reverend Veasey, Have I seen you in church?" "No, Not likely to, neither." "I'd say these days, the devil rules the roost," "30 more dollars, we can go over to that cabin... and I can pull this dress over my head." "Have we got $30?" "Get down." " I got one," "Is there any other way to cross?" " Barge or boat, The water's full of gators." "What's this wood?" "I don't know," " In," "I don't know," " Pine," "Locust?" " Pine, Where's north?" "North?" "Uh,." "Name me three herbs that grow wild on this farm." "I can't, I can't, all right?" "I can talk about farming in Latin." "I can, I can read French." "I know how to lace up a corset, God knows." "I can name the principal rivers in Europe." "Just don't ask me to name one stream in this county." "I can, I can embroider but I can't darn." "I can arrange cut flowers but I can't grow them." "If a thing has a function, if I might do something with it, then it wasn't considered suitable." "Why?" "Ruby, you can ask why about pretty much everything to do with me." "This fence is about the first thing that I've ever done... that might produce an actual result." "So you never wrapped your legs around this Inman?" "Oh." "Come on." "Fine piano." "If we're careful, now we'll get through winter." "I got old man Roy to give me ten of them sheep, on account of I said they's so small, put together they weren't no bigger than six proper sheep." "My father always wanted sheep on this farm." "I cut off my hair once for money." "My daddy got $ 2 for it, Made a wig for some rich feller in Raleigh." "I'm just sayin' I'm real sorry you had to lose your piano." "Ruby, it was my idea." "Stobrod liked to call himself a musician." "My daddy, He could play six tunes on a fiddle." "Got hisself shot dead at Petersburg." "I was like his goat." "Or some critter tethered to a post." "He left me once, Up in them mountains." "I was eight, He was gone over two and a half weeks." "He left you?" "Uh-huh, I was all right." "My daddy, he'd walk 40 miles for liquor and not 40 inches for kindness." "I'm so plugged up." "Used to be as regular as morning prayers." "Matter of fact, I could set my watch by my bowels." "Open my gut now, they'd find turds stacked up like little black twigs." "Home Guard." "Hey," " Shh," "Look at this," " Keep your voice down." "Look at this." "It's a good saw." " And it's not yours." "You're a Christian, Don't you know your Commandments?" "You'll find the good Lord very flexible on the subject of property." "We could do a lot with this saw." "Cut down a tree, Play music with it." "You're gonna thank me for this saw." "I'll say thank you when I've lost you and I've found some food." "You'll see, You'll thank me." "Shh." "Good day to you." "My old bull, wandered off, , and died in this here creek." "Poisonin' up our water is how I found him." "Thank you, You are a true Christian," "That's a rank odour from that animal," " Been dead a good while, I reckon." "This is a tricky one." "You fellers help me out, my woman'll cook you up a good dinner." "I'm gettin' an idea." "My saw's the remedy." "I believe you need two people, one on either end." "Yeah." "Give me that saw." "Let's do this in chapters," "That's right," " Yeah." "Start at the neck." "Aw,." "Oh, well, That is unpleasant." "There's my place." "Hope you can stomach a yard chock full of female." "Oh, God, Oh, my God." "Hallelujah." "Hallelujah." "Oh, hallelujah." "The Israelites." "What happened?" "He's got a shit comin', It's overdue." "The tribes of Israel are about to flee from the banks of Egypt." "Good God." "These boys are stopping' for supper." "Brought my woman home, she showed up with her three sisters, so-called, and their brats." "That's Mae, Dolly, Shyla, and the pretty one in blue is my wife, Lila." "Those are fine examples of the female." "Oh, I'm about to pass out." "My home brew sneaks up on you, It curdles your durdles." "Oh, Oh, look, He's gone now." "Look, He's gone now." "His eyes, they've gone," "His eyes are gone," " What?" "Gone, gone, gone, gone." "I'm leavin' soon as I'm full, Y'all havin' too much fun for me." "Really?" "Goodbye." "Well, yeah, I got a bunch of traps need visiting', but I'll be back before, , before dark tomorrow," "Y'all still be here?" " That's my fervent prayer." "I'll say my goodbyes, I gotta go." "I got miles and miles and miles and miles ahead of me before I reach the Blue Ridge." "Blue Ridge?" "What's the hurry?" "Maybe I will just lie down a moment," " Yeah," "This house is on a bit of a tilt," " Yeah, it is a bit crooked." "Lie down." "What about you, Reverend?" "I'm headin' for that smokehouse." "And I'm ready to be washed clean of my dirt," "Yeah, Mae, you go tend to him," " Mm-hm." "All right." "Y'all get to bed." "Everybody else got their job," "Come on, get to bed," " Now?" "Everybody to bed, Lila, you stay with them kids." "Get on up those stairs." "I'll be seein' you." "Look,." "He's mine, You go rub yourself off on the preacher." "I'm gonna make him hug me till I grunt." "He's purty, ain't he?" "Git." "She ain't even supposed to get a man." "Hey." "I know, I know." "I,." "How about that?" "What does that favour?" " I," ", gotta go," " Get on." "And ride me all the way to China." "You shy?" "Do you need a hand?" " No, Uh,." "Let's have a look and see what we can muster." "Oh, no, Look what you made me do." "Slut." "Home Guard." "Cover yourself up." "I told you, you don't touch the money." "I had a special prayer you'd come visit," "Get up," " Evenin', Hank." "Evenin', Hank," "You took your time," " I said get up." "Get in line, You fools fall for it every time." "God will judge you, you Judas," "Thanks," " God will judge you." "Move out." " Our lives are on your rotten soul," "Mister?" " Your rotten soul." "Shut your mouth." "Pleasure doin' business with you, boys," " Judas." "Save your breath." "You got a long walk back to the fightin'." "Ada Monroe and Ruby Thewes, look at you both." "Look at us both what?" "Like a couple of scarecrows after a thunderstorm." "We need a scarecrow, Birds done ate up half our winter garden." "For all your kindness, coffee, and a pie." "Yeah, and that's real coffee, It ain't chicory and dirt, Found a sack hid in the larder." "Mmm, Thank you both." "Ruby, I look forward to this, We all do." "Esco and me," "She made it," " I made it." "Good God in heaven." "I'm still livin'." "Well, I know Esco's gonna be real sorry he missed you." "Yep," "Strike you as odd?" " What?" "Stood at her front door," " I know." "Number one, I knowed that woman all my life, I never stood outside her house." "She'd let a wolf in if it knocked at the door." "Perhaps,." "I don't know, Perhaps she was busy." "Number two, old man Swanger's inside that house, I could smell his pipe burning'," "Number three, look at them fields," " What about them?" "We come by here a week ago and they was waist-high in hay." "You tellin' me that's work for one old man and his dog?" "Yankees." "Yankees." "Cavalry." "Federal raiders." "Just over that hill," "Get those sacks of shit up that hill," " Come on." "Get those horses under cover, If they see us, we're dead." "Make a move, make a noise,." "I'm gettin' out of this." "I'm not gettin' shot again for some cause I don't believe in." "Come on, let's go." "Come on, They can't shoot, Come on." "Keep goin'." "Come on." "Bayonets." "Come on." "Grab their boots and rifles." "Let's move on." "Let's go." "That scarecrow ain't gonna frighten off no Yankee." "Or are you tryin' to make a man for yourself?" "No." "I come by, a few days." "I don't pass by," "Lookin' out for you," " I know." "I see you," "And I don't like it," " Where's your little servant girl?" "Ruby, She trading' off more of your daddy's silver?" "Stop it." " Her nose is in the butter." "Her nose is right in your butter." "This farm's got my name on it." "You listenin', woman?" "You're gonna need more than a scarecrow." "Sal." "Afternoon." "Don't spread out, Why are they spreading' out?" "I never seen a man work a field with a shotgun before." "There's a war on." "Get off my land," "Your boys come home?" " Ain't seen my boys in four years." "They're out fighting' other boys, not old men and women." "So you won't mind if we look around?" "'Cause we think they're here." "We think you've got 'em hid up somewhere." "What I gotta give you?" "Chicken?" "Lamb?" "Sure." "The thing is, you've only got one barrel." "And there's five of us, That's not a fair fight." "King of kings." "Hey." "What was that?" "Aargh." "You're harbouring deserters, I could confiscate this farm and everything on it." "Every plate, every sheep, every little pellet of chickenshit." "I could confiscate your old lady's asshole." "So don't you offer me no bird." "Come on, boys." "Mama's callin'." "Mama." "No." "Mama." "Mama." "No." "Buggery and shit." "If I'da known you were this heavy, I'da left you in those chains." "Sally." "No." "No." "Oh, God, Sally?" "Ada." "All right, all right." "Darlin', what?" "She's sayin' 'Don't bother'." "Go." "Get her neck." "Sally." " Get her neck." "This world won't stand long." "God won't let it, stand this way long," "How long have I been sleepin'?" " Two days, three days, Not long enough," "I can't stop here," " Sit down before you fall down." "I'm a deserter." "If they find me here, things could be bad for you." "What are they gonna do?" "Cut short my young life?" "I've learned a person can pretty much survive off of a goat." "A goat gives you company, and milk, and cheese, and, when you need it, good meat." "That's my beauty." "There's my beauty." "So you been fightin'." "I could be at killing', for days," "my feet against the feet of my enemy." "And I always killed him." "He never killed me." "I don't know why." "Gave it a try, to look at ya." "Yeah, I guess he did." "See, I think there's a plan." "There's a design for each and every one of us." "You look at nature." "Bird flies somewhere, picks up a seed, shits the seed out, plant grows." "Bird's got a job, shit's got a job, seed's got a job." "And you've got a job." "You done good, goat." "You were a real beauty." "Sometimes I think I'm crazy when I'm just hungry." "Now drink this, It eases the pain, and you'll sleep." "Is she waiting' for ya, this Ada Monroe?" "She was." "I don't know." "Or even if she knows me." "Lie down." "I'm like the boy who goes for wood in winter... and comes back in spring with a whistle." "Like every fool sent off to fight with a flag and a lie." "That's the laudanum gettin' to ya, That's good." "Say somethin' more." "She got me a book." "Ada Monroe." "A man by the name of Bartram." "He wrote about his travels." "Sometimes, just readin' the name of a place," "near home,." "Sorell Cove." "Bishop's Creek." "Those places belonged to people before us." "To the Cherokee." "What did he call Cold Mountain?" "How could a name, not even a real name, break your heart?" "It's her." "She's the place I'm headin'." "And I hardly know her, I hardly know her." "And I just can't seem to get back to her," "'To have travelled so far, from east to west, a thousand terrible miles.'" "I have to close my eyes," "'My feet treading' all God's surface 'his ocean, his swamps, his slopes and ridges 'to find myself, at last, a mark in the aching snow, 'from whence I beheld through a blue haze... a world of mountains piled upon mountains,'" "Ada." "Ada." "It's a man." " What is?" "Raidin' our corncrib." "Got him in the trap." "That's him yelping'." "Help." " Here." "Help." "Damn." "Listen up." "You got, Aim." "You got a barrel trained on your rear end." "Get me outta this dang thing." " You got a weapon?" "No, ma'am, I'm, My fists are about to drop off." "Unbelievable," "Stobrod Thewes." " Ruby?" "Agh." "That's my daddy." "Just so's you know, I can eat while she's doin' this." "Just so's you know, you ain't eating' inside." "Number one, they hang people round here for takin' in deserters." "Number two, even if they was givin' out prizes, you'd still eat outside," "You're scarred," " I'm what?" "Your heart, Scarred, I did wrong to ya." "You'd be scarred, You'd be real scarred if I hadn't wrapped them trap teeth in sacking'," "Which was my idea," " Which was her idea," "I hurt you," " Good God." "I made up 50 tunes with you in mind." "Ruby this, Ruby that, Ruby with the eyes that sparkle." "Hey." "Let's agree." "You beat me, you abandoned me, you ignored me, then you beat me some more." "And all of that is better'n 'Ruby with the eyes that sparkle,'" "I'm changed, People change." "War changes people somethin' terrible." "Ruby's told you, I've no doubt, I wasn't always the best." "You were an asshole." "I can't disagree with that, I was," "Would you get him outta here?" " Music's changed me." "I'm full of music, Ruby." "I wish I'd brung my fiddle." "Hey, Ruby, I got a new fiddle." "Oh, it's a beautiful fiddle, It's full of tunes, Ruby, I didn't know I had it in me," "You're all set," " I,." "Bless you both." "All right, then." "Ain't you got a proper coat?" "Aw, darlin', I'm fine, you know, And you just say the word, I won't come back neither." "Don't wanna put you or your mistress here in any bother." "I'm not Ruby's employer." "Oh, Beg pardon." "Nobody is." "Oh." "You know who really needs a coat, darlin'?" "My partner, Fat boy name of Pangle." "We're hidin' up in a cave with a singer from Georgia, and Pangle, he feels the cold like a thin man, but there ain't no coat'll fit him." "I love you, Ruby." "In case the sky falls on our head." "You always were a good girl." "Ooh." "He's so full of manure, that man." "We could lay him in the dirt and, , grow another one just like him." "That's medicine, that's goat meat." "And you're sick of both." "I have a deal to thank you for." "That's just for show." "Ruby with the eyes that sparkle" "Get on back where you came from." "Thank you for my coat." " Thanks for the food." "Git." " Ruby with the eyes that sparkle." "I love my coat." "'My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods." "'Time will change it, I'm well aware, as winter changes the trees." "'My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath." "'A source of little visible delight, 'but necessary," "'He's always, always in my mind,'" "She ain't gonna marry Linton, is she?" "You can't say that about Heathcliff and then marry Linton." "Hmm." "We'll find out." "Tomorrow." "I'm not waitin' till tomorrow." "Ruby," "'A source of, little visible delight, but, necessary,'" "I like that." "I'm a Confederate soldier, on furlough." "I need shelter, and food." "I've got a rifle." "Fair enough." "I have some beans and corn pone." "All I got," "Thank you," " I'm alone here, as you can see, with my baby." "I need to believe you mean no harm." "No." "I don't want it." "If I had my way, they'd take metal altogether out of this world." "Every blade, every gun." "It's all right." "You're burnin' up, little man." "Is your baby sick?" "My man's dead, Took his wound at Gettysburg and never saw his boy." "I'm sorry." "It's pretty much what you'll get if you knock on any door of this war." "Man dead, woman left." "It's mean food, but it's hot." "There's been no hunting' on the road, just cress and roots." "I need to try and feed this man." "Shh, You gotta eat somethin', baby." "He won't feed." "I'm Inman, by the way, That's my name." "I'm Sara." "My baby's Ethan." "Glad to know you both." "You look about his size." "He was another man straight up and down." "Thank you." "Everything fit?" "These boots are good boots." "Well, I'll say good night, then." "Good night." "Wake up, gals, let's go to the river" "Wake up, gals, let's go to the river" "Wake up, gals, let's go to the river" "Then we'll join the band" "Christmastime will soon be over, Christmastime will soon be over" "Christmastime will soon be over, then we'll join the band..." "She don't speak?" " Can't speak." "I told you." "Well, is she feeble, then?" "No." "Never mind him." "Get up, gals, don't be bitter" "Get up, gals, don't be bitter" "Get up, girls, don't be bitter" "Then we'll join the band" "Will you come inside?" "Would you do somethin' for me?" "Do you, think you could, lie here next to me and not, need to go further?" "I'll go, I'll go, shall I?" " No." "I don't want you to." "Thing is,." "I love someone." "I love someone very much." "Try and sleep." "I know dark clouds will hover o'er me" "I know my pathway is rough and steep" "But golden fields lie out before me" "Where weary eyes no more will weep" "I'm goin' home to see my father" "I'm goin' home no more to roam" "I am just goin' over Jordan" "I am just goin'... over home..." "Merry Christmas, Pangle," " Night, ma'am." "Merry Christmas, Georgia, Nice to meet you," "Merry Christmas, Miss Ada," " Merry Christmas," "Merry Christmas, darlin'," " Don't sleep here," "We won't," " It's dangerous, Don't sleep here." "Oh, it's bitter, They could stop one night." "They stop one night, they're gonna wanna stop two." "I'll be all right, This coat's warm." "What about next Sunday?" "Lt'll be New Year," "Maybe," " Gonna be a better one than 1864," "This war's over in a month," " That's what he said a month ago." "It started off bein' over in a month." "Night, Miss Sally, Merry Christmas," "Night, Miss Ruby," " Night," "Night, ma'am," " Night." "You're stayin' with us tonight, Sally," "That's my Ruby," " She's an original," "What kind of name's Georgia?" " It's where he's from, It's not his name." "Well, I know it's meant to be the ugliest state under the heavens." "Why do you care what his name is?" "Hey, what do you call that cluster of stars right there?" "Right there." "Uh, There?" "That's Orion." "And that's Gemini, and that is Orion's big dog." "Canis Major." "Listen to her, Sal." "She's turned into a regular highland girl." "Nah, I could always name the stars, Ruby, That was never my problem." "I love you, darlin', in case that big old sky falls on our heads." "Aw,." "And I love you too, Sally, I do." "Get up." "Get up." "Get out of here, quick." "The Yankees are coming." "The Yankees, they're here." "If they find you here, things'll go bad on all of us," "I can try and fight 'em," " No, My baby, Please, no, Just,." "Please, just git." "We're Union army." "We're lookin' for food." "Come on, open up." "We're hungry." "I got nothin'." "I got nothin'." " We'll see about that," "There's a baby inside, Get it," " Please, he's sick, Don't hurt him, please." "Please, I got nothin'." "That's right, Take the chickens, Take the chickens, They're all I got." "Says she's only got chickens." "You lyin' Southern trash." "We're hungry." "We got all day." "See, those birds won't get you through the winter." "Please cover up my boy." "Just tell us where the food is, we'll pick him up." "Please, my baby's sick." "Please, just cover him up." "Please, I'm beggin' you." "Please." "Have mercy." "I got a hog." "I got a hog." "He's hid out behind the house." " Take a look." "Please." "Please, sir, Please." "He's just a baby." "He's shaking." "Please, just cover him up." "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with you?" "I ain't got nothin' else, I swear," "That ain't necessarily so," " Yes." "Take me inside, We'll do whatever you want." "Take my baby inside, Let's all go inside." "Please." "Please." "Please." "You take that hog." "I'm as good as dead." "Take that hog 'cause I'm as good as dead." "Shut up." "No." "Agh." "You know, he's gettin' ready to take a fit," " What do you care?" "Shh, Shh,." "That's better, Shh, That's better." "Hey, come on, Leave some for the rest of us." "Move away from the baby." "Towards me." "Don't shoot, We just wanted food." "Take off your boots." "Take off your pants, Take off your shirt." "Don't shoot me, please." "We're starvin', We haven't eaten in days," "Come on," " We're starving, We haven't eaten in days." "Come on." "Thanks, Thank you," "Now you get runnin'," " I will," "And keep runnin'," " Thank you," "I love the snow," " I hate the snow, I hate the cold," "Come on." " Fellas, what's the rush?" "If Ruby finds out we've spent the night, there'll be hell to pay," "'My love, where are you?" "'With no hope of reaching you, I write to you, 'as I always do," "as I have always done.'" "I'm alone, but I don't worry..." "'Cause I'm sittin' on top of the world" "You reckon we could eat this?" "Hey." "Well, you know, you cook somethin' long enough, you can eat anything." "It's froze, How long it been there for?" "You hungry?" " Yeah." "Not very long." "Good evenin'." "Hope we didn't disturb you." "D'you mind if I warm myself by your fire?" "Name's Teague," "Do I know you?" " Stobrod Thewes," "That your wife?" " That's a 'he,'" "Is 'he' your wife?" "We're musicians, He picks a banjo, I got a fiddle." "Your sweetheart's got a nice piece of flesh on him," "He looks pretty romantic by the fire," " It's a picture of love." "You gonna play that fiddle?" "Sure." "Sure." "Hey, wake up." "Evenin', missis," "Where's Georgia?" " 'Where's Georgia'?" "Captain Teague wants us to play now," " Love to." "We heard there were some deserters up in these parts hidden out in a big cave," "Not come to my ears," " So you don't know where this big cave is?" "No, sir," " You do, Stobs, He means,." "No, right, No, no." "There is a cave right up near Bearpen Branch, We played some music up there," "Never occurred to me they were outliers," " It ain't nowhere near Bearpen Branch." "He's always gettin' lost." "That cave - we live there." "I used to freeze up in that cave till I got gived this new coat." "Ruby made me this coat, I like my coat." "This part belonged to a reverend and this part belonged to a horse." "Ruby said - what is it?" " I should pray or neigh, depending'." "He don't, he don't know what he's sayin'." "He got a mind no bigger than a pickled walnut." "It's a good coat." "I wish, I wish my baby was born" "And sittin' on its papa's knee" "And me, poor girl" "And me, poor girl, were dead and gone" "And the green grass growin' o'er my feet" "I ain't ahead, nor never will be" "Till the sweet apple grows on a sour apple tree" "The owl, the owl" "Is a lonely bird" "It chills my heart" "With dread and terror" "That someone's blood" "Someone's blood" "There on his wing" "That someone's blood" "There on his... feather" "Broke my young heart." "We gonna be here all night?" "Stand over there." "Ruby, she don't know one end of the war from the other." "You don't have to worry yourself about her, is what I'm sayin'." "Or Ada, neither, You know what I'm sayin'?" "You too, You stand over there." "We gonna get our tintype made?" "Don't smile," "What?" " Quit smiling'." "He always smiles, He don't mean nothin' by it." "I told him, there ain't nothin' in this world worth a smile." "Put your hat over your face." "Cover your face with your hat," "Ruby." " What?" "Ruby." " What's wrong?" "Teague, The Home Guard," " What?" "They shot your daddy." "They shot your daddy, and Pangle too." "I told Georgia he can stop here, I told him he can sleep in the barn." "He's got nothin' inside him, He'll walk out of here and die in the snow." "He can milk the cows, I was worried about that." "It's five hours' climb from here, He drew a map." "I'm ready." "You know them fools stayed the night in the mill?" "That's Stobrod Thewes, Can't do one good thing without adding' the bad." "Left tracks in the snow all the way up for the Home Guard to follow," "Sign that says 'Shoot me,'" " Ruby,." "Ruby." "I'm sorry." "Every piece of this is man's bullshit." "They call this war a cloud over the land, but they made the weather, and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's rainin'.'" "If I cry one tear for my daddy, I stole it off a crocodile." "All right, then." "All right, then." "Dear God." "Oh, dear God." "He ain't here." "Agh." "Teague's probably took him." "They did that with the Swanger boys, didn't they?" "Strung 'em up, as a warnin'." "They took his coat." "Why would they take his coat?" "Daddy?" "Daddy." "Daddy." "Daddy?" "He's still breathin'." "It's Ruby." "Don't you die on me again." "We gotta get him home," " He won't make it, He'll die first." "He's got hardly no blood left in him." "There it is, I feel it," "You got it?" " Yep." "There's a place close." "Old Cherokee, it used to be." "It's got shelter, water." "I used to hide up there when he'd get a temper goin'." "God." "I'll go look for some food," " Take the shotgun." "Goddamn." "Turn around." "Go back where you came from." "Go back." "Ada?" "Ada Monroe?" "Turn around or I'll shoot." "Inman?" "Inman?" "Inman." "You better come with me." "Ruby." "This is Inman." "Oh." "Congratulations." "Oughta send you out with a shotgun a lot more." "Looks if he's about to topple over," "I may need to," " You shot or somethin'?" "Not lately," "He's asleep," " I ain't surprised," "Your man looked tuckered out," " I saw him." "In Sally Swanger's well, A man like a black smudge in the snow," "Well, there you go," " It wasn't the same, what I saw." "In the well it was as if he were falling," "You probably just don't remember it right," " I remember it exactly." "There were crows - black crows." "They were flyin' towards me." "Ruby, I thought I was seein' him fall." "Instead, I was seein' him come back to me." "I got big plans for that farm." "I know." "I know you have." "I got a vision in my mind of how Black Cove oughta be." "I don't know, Ruby." "All this while I've been packin' ice around my heart." "How do I make it melt?" "Hey." "You about done with my knife?" "We got a bird to cook." "Just about." "You're makin' a pig's ear of that job." "Give it to me." "Oh, I ain't gonna cut you." "Can't see that it'd make a bit of difference if I did." "You got the right feelings for her?" "Don't turn your head." "Tsk." "I do." "I'm sorry, I was tryin' to be quiet." "Did you get my letters?" "I got three letters." "I carried them, I carried them in the book you gave me." "The Bartram." "I probably sent 103." "Did you write to me?" "Whenever I could." "If you never got them, I can summarize," "No, No, no, - 'I pray you are well," "'I pray I am in your thoughts." "You are all that keeps me from sliding' into some dark place,'" "How did I keep you?" "We barely knew each other, It was a few moments." "A thousand moments." "They're like a bag, , of tiny diamonds." "Don't matter if they're real or things I made up." "The shape of your neck." "That's real." "The way you felt under my hands when I pulled you to me." "You were ploughing a field." "You were carrying a tray," "You wouldn't come in," " No, I wouldn't go in." "So that's why I had to carry a tray, So I could come out to see you." "That kiss." "Which I kissed every day of my walking." "Every day I was waiting." "Longing." "Longing to see your face." "If you could see my inside,." "Now, whatever you wanna name it - my spirit?" "That's what I fear." "I think I'm ruined." "They kept tryin' to put me in the ground," "But I wasn't ready," " Inman,." "But if I had, if I had goodness, I lost it." "If I had anything tender in me, I shot it dead." "How could I write to you after what I done, what I seen?" "Number one, shut this door, It's freezin'." "Number two, shut that door, It's freezin'." "Layin' on my back, my fingers poked in my ears, tryin' to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds, who's carrying a tray,." "If you wanna get three feet up a bull's ass, just listen to what sweethearts whisper to one another." "In fact, if y'all gonna wimble-wimble all night, I'm gonna sleep in with him," "I'll say good night," " No." "Please, don't say good night." "Wars make some things pointless." "It's hard to imagine a wedding." "I think even my father would recognize that." "Ada, I wanna marry you." "If you'll have me." "Isn't there some religion where you just have to say 'I marry you' three times, and you're man and wife?" "I marry you." "I marry you, I marry you." "Why is that funny?" "I think it's 'I divorce you' three times and you're not married anymore." "I can wait for you." "Oh, Inman, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you." "I marry you, I marry you." "I have so, I have so many buttons, Sorry." "Will you turn your back?" "No." "No, I will not." "I'll lead the horse at a pace your daddy can tolerate," "You two go ahead now," " No, I don't wanna do that," "No, We can all go together," " It's safer this way." "We're deserters, No one has a quarrel with you." "He's right." "I gather I, I need permission from you, Ruby, if I reckon on livin' at Black Cove." "All right, then." "You stay on that horse." "And don't lose it, Or sell it." "Gonna need it back on the farm." "All right, Daddy." "I don't wanna let you go." "I'll be with you by nightfall." "Ugh." "All right, then." "Hope that Georgia boy's been tending' to the animals," "I knew you were thinkin' on him," " I was not." "I was thinkin' on swollen udders," " Oh,." "And before you say 'same difference'," " I'm sayin' nothin'." "Miss Lovey-Dovey." "Miss Lovey-Dovey." "Hey." "That was a long funeral for your daddy," " That was a wake." "That was Irish." "Now, your friend Georgia here,." "We went down to visit you when we heard you were harbouring' deserters, and he told us - after some persuasion - you were up here." "We were up and down this mountain." "Up and down." "There will be a reckoning." "When this war is over, there will be a reckoning." "Did you make this coat?" "Helpin' a deserter - that's treason." "Now, I know it's half horse and half reverend." "A reckoning'?" "The reckoning's for your world." "It's not mine." "I'll'llbe damned, He's a hard bastard to kill," "No." " Ruby." "Inman." "Captain Teague." "Come down from there." " No, sir, Here is fine." "I'll just shoot the horse out from under you," "You ridin' Captain Teague's animal?" " I am," "He dead?" " I hope so." "Look, give me your gun and ride on home, I'm done fighting', I'm sick of it." "I give you my gun, you're gonna shoot me dead." "I will not shoot you, but nor am I goin' down this mountain... lookin' over my shoulder for you." "That's what they call a conundrum," "I'll tell you what I got on my side," " What you got on your side?" "The confidence of youth." "Inman." "No." "I, came, back." "I love you." "Baby." "What we have lost will never be returned to us." "The land will not heal." "Too much blood." "The heart will not heal." "All we can do is make peace with the past... and try to learn from it." "What are you doing?" " He died in the night, love." "Bring him here," "Don't kill him," " I'm not gonna kill him." "We have to try somethin' or else he's gonna die too." "It's all right." "We're gonna try a little trick." "Shh." "There are days now when I manage not to think of you." "When the needs of the farm call with more urgency than my heart." "This time of year there's so much life everywhere." "I find you in all of it." "As if you were still walking home to me." "If you could see us now this Easter day at Black Cove, you would know every step of your journey was worth it." "I'm still climbing upwards" "And my journey's almost ended" "So, friend, if you're thirsty" "Climb this mountain with me" "Grace Inman, nobody said 'Eat,'" "For good friends, good food, good family, all our blessings, O Lord, we thank thee," "Amen," " Amen," "Amen," " Amen." "Amen." "Sweetheart, there's no cider," " That's for you." "Right, I'd best, I'd best fetch it, I got my orders." "I looked once more down Sally's well, and this time there was nothin' there to haunt me." "Just clouds." "Clouds, and then... sun." "Well I recall his parting words" "Must I accept his fate" "Or take myself far from this place?" "I thought I heard a black bell toll" "A little bird did sing" "Man has no choice" "When he wants every thing" "We'll rise above the scarlet tide" "That trickles down through the mountain" "And separates the widow from the bride" "Man goes beyond his own decision" "Gets caught up in the mechanism" "Of swindlers who act like kings" "And brokers who break everything" "The dark of night was swiftly fading" "Close to the dawn of day" "Why would I want him just to lose him again?" "We'll rise above the scarlet tide" "That trickles down through the mountain" "And separates the widow from the bride" "You'll walk unscathed through musket fire" "No ploughman's blade will cut thee down" "No cutler's horn will mark thy face" "And you will be my ain true love" "And you will be my ain true love" "And as you walk through death's dark veil" "The cannon's thunder can't prevail" "And those who hunt thee down will fail" "And you will be my ain true love" "And you will be my ain true love" "Asleep inside the cannon's mouth" "The captain cries 'Here comes the rout'" "They'll seek to find me north and south" "I've gone to find my ain true love" "The field is cut and bleeds to red" "The cannonballs fly round my head" "The infirmary man may count me dead" "When I've gone to find my ain true love" "I've gone to find my ain true love"

"99.9." "KBSC." "Jiggle me timbers." "You... are gorgeous!" "And you got a movie opening up on Friday." "And, by the way, I saw it last night." "Jiggle me timbers!" "That was a long 2 1/2 hours, boy." "Hey, Max, you've been saying that all morning." "Jiggle me timbers..." "Where'd you get that. / Well, maybe it'll be my new catch phrase." "I didn't know I had to clear everything with the Lollipop Guild." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Careful, boss." "Willie'll beat the crap out of your kneecaps." " Or higher, even." " You guys..." "No." "I think it'll catch on Jiggle me timbers!" "Paul, you're listening to Mad Max In The Morning." "And we're talking with Kimberly Dennaman, whose new movie is opening everywhere on Friday." "And closing everywhere on Saturday!" " Gas leak!" " I can smell it." "Yeah, shut off the main valve, but we gotta check inside just to make sure." "All right." "...take bath with me right now in the back room?" "Oh, yeah!" "It's come up from upstairs?" "I hear voices." "Sounds like radio." "Hello?" "Hello?" " Better check upstairs." " Oh, my God." "That's what's his name from the radio." "Max Hudson." "A gas leak at Max Hudson's house?" "Oh, he's gonna have a field day with this. / Yeah." "Tell me, Kimberly, that you actually believe in the sanctity of marriage." "I do. / Kimberly can't even spell "sanctity."" " I'll turn the gas off." " Say sanctity." " Santity." " Close enough!" "Close enough!" "We have winner!" "I'll be right back." "Hey, Max." "There's a cop on line one." "He says it's important." "Okay, uh..." "I'll just take it in the back, all right?" "Anybody you know?" "No." "My God, is she all right?" "Oh, my God." "Is she all right?" "Oh, my God." "Hello." "Speaking." "My wife?" "Oh, my God, is she all right?" "Yes, sir." "I..." "I understand." "I'll be right there." "MONK Season 5 Epi. 13 Mr. Monk is on the Air" "You put the blades up?" "That is really interesting." "I'm always afraid I'll cut my self." "Yeah, I'm a "blade-down" man." "But that's what makes horse races, am I right?" "Doesn't mean we still can't be friends." "Actually, I run them twice." "Blades up and then blades down." "That's fascinating." "Oh!" "Is this dishwasher safe?" "Let me just... yes, it is." "Funny story, I have a casserole dish." "It was a gift from my sister." "Not the sister you met." "The one who used to live in Milwaukee but moved to St. Paul last summer." " Well, not summer, per say." " K..." "Kevin..." "It doesn't matter." "Anyway, the dish didn't say "dishwasher safe,"" "but, you know what?" "I took a chance." "Cause you only go around once in this life." "That's the best news I've heard all day." "I'll finish up." "You get the door." "How's that sound?" " Mr. Monk?" " Yeah?" "I'm sorry to bother you at home, I read about you on the Internet." "And I looked up your address." "I don't know where else to go." "I'm on the Internet?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "If you could wait until my assistant gets here." "She's in charge of saying the right things." "Adrian, I'm putting the tablespoon in the front and the serving spoons in back." " Any objections?" " Kevin, it doesn't matter." "Okay." "My sister, Jeanette, died four weeks ago." " There was a gas fireplace in..." " Excuse me." "Actually, I do prefer the serving spoons in the front." "Really?" "In the front?" "Okay, you're the boss." "Sorry." "There was a fireplace...?" "There was a gas fireplace in the bedroom." "It was turned on, and she was asphyxiated." "This is a copy of the coroner's inquest." "They said it was an accident." "But, Mr. Monk, Jeanette never used that fireplace." "I know he killed her." " Who?" " Her husband..." "Max." "Getting a divorce would have cost him $30 million." "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "Could I have another?" "Here's the thing." "Uh..." "I buy ten boxes at a time." "And they have to last me the whole month." "Oh..." "Uh, so... okay." "Okay, okay, okay." "Thanks." "Okay, I'm pouring the detergent." "You're missing it." "Kevin, please." "Please, I'm trying to talk to..." "I'm sorry." "Linda Riggs." "Jeanette Hudson was my sister." "Jeanette Hudson?" "Max Hudson's wife?" "Yeah, everyone thinks he's so funny." "Jeanette was terrified of him." "You know, he once get arrested for assault." "He has a terrible temper." "So you've actually met him?" " Kevin." " Yes, I've met him." "I think he killed my sister." "What's he like?" " He's a monster!" " Kevin." "Forget it." "Withdrawn." "Never said it." "Excuse me." "I have dishes to do." "Well, I don't like that guy either." "He's such a bully." "Have you ever heard his show?" "I don't think so." "What station is he on?" " 99.9." " Ah... so close." "I just don't see how he could have done it." "Have you looked at this?" "So when Jeanette died," "Max was on the radio doing a live show." "And the night before, he's in Los Angeles at a party." " He hasn't been home in two days." " I promised her sister I'd look into it." "I had to." "She was using up all my Kleenex." " Hi." " I don't think he's home." "Did you tell him I was coming?" " GO AWAY - No, Mr. Monk." "That's not for you." " That's a joke." " It's a joke?" "How... how is.." "How is that funny?" "Um... well, I guess it's funny because it says the opposite of what a Welcome Mat would normally say." "So it's an opposite joke." "Yeah, that's right." "He's not home." "I live right there." "I saw him leave about two hours ago. / Okay." " That's a nice dog." " Well, thank you." "That's a nice cat." "Come on." "Let's go." " Pew!" " That's it." "This is still my sister's home." "I'm going in." "This is where she was found." "On the bed." "This morning, I heard him joking about it on his show." "I don't know how somebody can joke about something like that?" "I don't know." "Anytime I'm at a restaurant or a store and he's on the radio," "I just have to leave." "According to the police, Jeanette turned on the gas, then forgot that it was on and just went to sleep." "Uh... oh..." "What?" "There's only 39 shoes here." "There's one missing." " Mr. Monk, it that important right now?" " It's looks like a dark brown Ramato loafer." " It's about a size 10 1/2 or 11, I guess." " Okay, okay." " That's a 10 1/2." " Okay." "So, Mr. Monk, Jeanette was found here." "So she turned it..." "like this...?" "And then forgot it was on?" "No." " Mr. Monk, are you okay?" " Oh... yeah. / That's gas." "Yeah, I'm..." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "It's just a little... a little gas." "According to the police report, the flue was... was... was closed?" " You're right." " Right." "It's closed." "Look at this." "It's just... dried out..." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "Dried..." "Dried leaves." "Fire would have burned them or charred them." "This thing hasn't been used in months, if ever." "That's what I was saying." "It couldn't have been an accident." " Oh, oh, oh." " Oh." " You have the inventory there?" " Yes." "Are there any matches or cigarette lighters in the room?" " No." " No... no... no matches anywhere." "That makes no sense." " She died on the 15th?" " Yeah, that's right." "Two days before her 10th wedding anniversary." "They always did something special." "Go on a big trip." "Last year they went to Cabo." "Not this year." "Look July 17th," ""Tenth anniversary", Natalie, nothing's written." "Nothing planned." "Nothing erased." "He knew she wouldn't be around." "Linda, I think you're right." "I think he killed her." "I'm going to be down at the Book Barn on Market Street tomorrow, signing copies of my new book..." "Sex, Lies, and Radio." "So come on down." "But get there early." "I was at a book signing in Dallas last week." "And, I mean, it was freaking insane." "It was a riot." "It was on the news and everything." " It's an amazing book." " Like you know." "You can't even read!" " You didn't read it." " That's true, I'm waiting for the movie." " I read it, boss." "Twice." " Kiss ass." "My master plan..." "Very careful." "He's very quick." "I'm quick. / No, Mr. Monk." "You're not quick." "You have to focus." "He'll try to make fun of you." "Why would he make fun of me?" "He doesn't even know me." "Howard Stern, if you're listening..." "and I know you are..." " you're going down." " Going down." "Chairman of The FCC" "So, um..." "let's take some calls." "Bill, from San Diego, you're on the air." " Max..." " Please don't do that." "It's amazing." "It changed my life." "Uh, yeah, thanks." "Micky?" "Micky, who the hell is that?" "His name is Adrian Monk." "He says you invited him down." "Oh!" "Yeah." "The private dick." "Ouch, oh." "My sister-in-law hired a private detective." "What's he doing to Mr. Limpey?" "Uh, excuse me, Monk?" " Monk. / Monk." " Monk." "Please, don't." "Whoa!" "A little freak's show in our control room." " Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" " A left, a right." " Oh!" " Oh, my God!" " He killed Mr. Limpey!" " Monk." "Get in here!" " What is that?" " He's a maniac." " Do not go in here." " Monk." "Get in here, buddy." "Come on, Monkey." "Hey, Detective, you want to talk to me?" "Now's your chance, okay?" "It's now or never." "Don't be afraid of me." "I won't bite you." "I'm the one that bites!" "Wow, start." "Come on. / That's it." "I'm just gonna talk to him." "I talk to people all the time." "Yeah, yeah." "But these aren't people." " Okay, here he comes, eventually." " The sleeves." " Look at the sleeves." " Come on." "Here they come." "Oh, hello." " Hello, there." " Hello." " Who is this?" " This is Natalie." "She's my assistant." " Natalie. / Oh, hello." " Oh, Natalie." "Oh, nice." " Do a little twirl, Natalie." " No thank you." "No, thank you." "Okay, she's feisty." "She's brassy." "She's sassy." "She's got gusto!" "Sassy, brassy, but she won't show her..." "I like it." "Doing a neck crank." "You can't see it, ladies and gentlemen." "Yeah, I talked to this guy last night." "He wants to talk to me about what happened to Jeanette." "Why don't we talk about that after the show?" "You don't get it, sugar bumps." "He is the show." "My life is the show." "Detective, why don't you have a seat, please?" "Somebody give him some headphones, please. / There you go, buddy." " Please don't do this." " It's okay." "Please, be careful." "Oh, he looks exciting." "Wipe." "Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." "Wipe, wipe, wipe." "Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." "Okay, folks." "Uh, folks, you gotta see this." "First of all, his shirt is buttoned up to his eyeballs." "And he's swabbing at his headphones with a baby wipe." "This is not a baby wipe." "This is..." " This is an adult wipe." " Adult..." "I stand corrected." " You gotta know the difference." " Sorry about that." "Hey, Adrian, let me ask you something." "When you go to a crime scene, do you take a police car or a short yellow bus?" "Mr. Monk, you don't have to answer that." "No." "No." "I'll be happy to..." "I'll be happy to answer that." " Natalie drives me." " I bet she does." " She's driving me, baby." " Who's driving Natalie?" " I wanna change your tires." " Natalie!" " Wow!" " I volunteer..." "Hey!" "You're hurting me." "This guy is great." "He's... he's possessed." "Yo!" "Adrian!" "Yo." "What?" " Okay, we just lost a third of our audience." "All rightee, then." "So, uh, just for the record, you're here because of my sister-in-law..." " Loony Linda." " That's right." "Loony Linda, who thinks I murdered my wife." "Isn't that charming?" "So what do you think, Mr. Monk?" "Are we on the air?" "Yeah, we're on the air, buddy." "It's okay." "I have no secrets from my fans." "Oh, I think you do." "Cool, okay." "So you think I murdered my wife, even though I was right here, on the air, live, when she died?" " Well, I do have a few questions." " Oh, of course." "Cause from what I've seen, it seems unlikely that... that bedroom fireplace was ever used." "According to the crime scene photos, the fireplace flue was closed, and there were no matches anywhere." "Okay, that's great." "That's very compelling, compelling cross examination." "Uh, how's this?" "Uh... you can ask me three questions, which I will answer right here in front of 4 million witnesses, if Natalie sits on Willie's lap." " Please." "Please." " Don't do it, Natalie." "It's a trick." " Do it." " Adrian." "I thought you'd like to know that the last guy show wore those headphone had head lice." "Ooh!" "Wipe!" "Wipe!" " Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." " Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." "Wipe, wipe, wipe!" "Wipe, wipe." " You should be ashamed of yourself." " I agree." "I should be." "But I'm not." "And there we got the view." "She gave us a twirl." " I think he's the guy." " I do too." "At least I hope he is." "Max Hudson, the jerk on the radio?" "According to her sister, his wife had recently started taking sleeping pills, 30mg." " Which is the maximum dosage..." " And it was Max's suggestion." "He called the doctor personally to get the prescription." "Here's what happened, Max is out of town." "It's a perfect alibi." "He knows his wife is gonna take those pills, so she's out cold..." "Something funny?" "Uh, no." "Sorry." "He knows his wife won't be waking up." " So he has one of his guys..." " Randy?" "Do you want to share it with rest of the class?" "I'm sorry." "I..." "I heard you on the show." "You really got zung." "Oh, my God, you listen to that creep?" "I think he's great... ting..." "It's grating..." "De... grating." "Degrading to women." "Yeah, I keep listening, hoping he'll grow up, but he never does." " Anyway, one of his guys..." " Goons." "They're called Goons." "The Goon Platoon." "Goons." "One of his Goons... thank you... snuck into the house, turn on the gas..." "It could have been J.J. The guy's a joke machine." "He's been with Max for 15 years." "Since Philadelphia." "Whoever it was, turned on the gas, closed the bedroom door." " She never woke up." " All right." " How did they get in the house?" " Max made an extra key." "It sounds good, but it doesn't track." "This is new." "It's from the security company." "That house is wired." "It's monitored 24/7, sealed tight." "No door or window was opened all night long." "No one... no thing..." "came in or out." "What about that window?" "It says "open"." "That is a ventilation window to the basement." "It only opens 8 inches." " Little Willie." " Who?" "Little Willie..." "He's a..." "little person." "He's do anything for Max." "Last week, he ate his own weight in bologna." "Jiggle me timbers." " I think I just solved the case!" " "Jiggle me timbers"?" "Yeah, that's something that..." "Ma..." "I heard on the radio." "I don't remember who says it." "I don't know." "I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8 inch window." "Sure they could." "It's awful small." "Monk, could a little person fit through an 8 inch window?" "I am proud to say I don't know." "Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died." "Wait a minute." "We can settle it right now." "They're all downtown at a book signing." "We go down, we talk to Little Willie." "If we get a chance..." "if it happens to come up... we measure the circumference of his head." "Then divide it by pi." "Or something." "What do you think?" "I think we have to check it out." "See that guy over there?" "He's on the show all the time." "They call him "The Burpinator."" "Really?" "The Burpinator is here?" "Is he single?" "Do you think you could introduce me?" "Yeah..." " Sure, come on." " I was kidding." "You knew that, right..." "I was kidding?" "Come on, Randy." "Let's get this over with." " William Kareili?" " That's me." "Hey." "Word with you?" "I'm Captain Leland Stottlemeyer." "This is Lieutenant Disher." "We're big fans." "Not... not "big" height." "Just I love the show." "We are looking into the death of Jeanette Hudson." "Why?" "There was an inquest." "It was an accident." " Don't you guys talk to each other?" " You're probably right." "There's just a few loose ends that, uh... we want look into." "Um..." "Where were you the night she died?" "Where was I?" "I was on the air." "No." "I mean before that, the, uh, the night before." "I know Max was in Los Angeles." "But you didn't go with him." "That's true." "I was with my wife and kid." "I got nothing more to say to you guys." "You want to talk, talk to my lawyer." "Hey, I'm not done talking to you yet." " Thank you very much." " Thank you, man." "I'm a big fan." "I just..." "Nice to meet you." "Tape measure." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Hold on." "It was right here." "Hold on. / Hurry up!" "I got it right here." "Right here. / Hurry." " You're moving your hands." " I'm not." "I don't know what the hell this is, but it isn't police work." " 10 1/2 inches." " What?" " He's not the guy." " And we're all going to Hell." "Just... wait here." "Do it again." "Oh, well, well, well." "The Defective Detective." " You're not gonna like it." " I know." "I read a couple of pages." "It's nothing but toilet talk and opposite jokes, right?" " So how would you like me to sign it?" " How about "I confess"?" "I'll be taking a little break." "Come with me." "You don't think what happened to Jeanette was an accident, do you?" " Uh..." " Yeah." "Well, I'm gonna tell you something." "Just between us, man to... man," "I loved Jeanette... but she was sick." "She was clinically depressed." " Depressed?" " Yeah." "Her own family didn't even know." "She turned on the gas, and closed the door, and..." " Suicide." " I tried everything." "See?" "You happy now?" "Was she seeing a doctor, a psychiatrist?" "Nah, she never went." "She wouldn't go." "And she didn't even tell her sister?" "And you dealt with this clinical depression by mocking her on the air and not making any plans for your anniversary?" "I'm not buying it." "You killed her." "How?" "How could I possibly have killed her?" "The house was locked." "I was on the radio." "I don't know... yet." " According to your publicist..." " No, no." "That's it." "That's it." "You have any questions for me, you talk to my lawyer." "Unless... you want to come back on the show." "On the show?" " I'll talk to you anytime about anything on the air." "What about Monday morning?" "I didn't think so." "Na..." "Natalie." "Wipe, wipe!" "Wipe." "Hey!" "Here's the Wipe Guy!" "Wipe, wipe." "Well, I think our work here is done." "Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." "Mr. Monk." "Mr. Monk!" "Mr. Monk, come on." "You have to call the Captain." " I can't hear you." " Oh, God." "You heard me." "If you think Max Hudson killed his wife, then we need to call the Captain." "And tell him what?" "I have no proof." "Okay, let me see if I understand." "One, you need proof." "One-A, to get this proof, you need to talk to your suspect." "One-B, your suspect won't talk to you unless you go on his show." "One-C, omitted." "Two, you're afraid to go back on the show because you think he might embarrass you." "No, no." "I'm not afraid." "I'm terrified." "There's a big difference." "You heard what happened." "It was a massacre." "They ripped me apart in there." "I felt like I was back in seventh grade." "Okay, then the next time you go on, you'll know what to expect." "No, it won't help because I can't fight back." "I'm just... not funny." " I'm not funny." " Mr. Monk, that is not true." "Natalie, you've known me for three years." "Have I ever said anything funny?" "Yeah..." "Um..." "Kevin, have I ever said anything funny?" "That's good question." "Okay, let's see." "I met you in October, 1998." "First week... no." "You were kind of a Gloomy Gus." "Second week..." "No." "Third week..." " What?" " Yes." "The... wait..." "Sorry." "No, that wasn't you." "It was Arsenio Hall." " He's hilarious." " It's like a blind spot." "It's like everybody else in the world can speak another language that I can't learn." "Maybe it's genetic." "I don't remember my parents ever laughing." "Okay, Mr. Monk, that is not possible." "Everybody laughs." "You're just blocking it out." "Sit down." "Sit down." "I want to show you something." "Sit down." "These... are home movies my brother Ambrose edited together for me." "Oh, what a treat." "Mr. Monk, I love home movies." "They always make me feel better about my own family." "Oh." "Is that you?" "Look at you." "That's my Aunt Clara." "Did somebody die?" "Christmas morning." "Oh, that's me playing Hide." "You mean Hide-and-Seek?" "You still don't get it, do you?" "Oh, this... this one is my cousin's birthday party." "And..." "There's me." "Got a balloon there." "I... don't remember his name." "Oh, and... family picnic." "There's Ambrose." "Oh, there's more." "There's... there's a lot more." "Mr. Monk, that's the saddest movie I've ever seen." "I'm not hugging you." "I'm hugging the little boy in that movie." "I am so sorry." "Kevin, what time is it?" "Did I ever tell you about my uncle?" "No." "Sy Dorfman?" "The comedian?" "Sy Dorfman?" "You've heard of Milton Berle, right?" " Uncle Miltie?" " Uh, yeah." "Well, they were contemporaries!" "Worked a lot of the same venues, had a lot of friends in common." "Take a seat." "Come on." "When I think about all the great Milton Berle stories they would tell Uncle Sy and then he would relay to me." "And when he died... he left me this." "It's his joke file." "Professional jokes?" "Field-tested." "Guaranteed." "You want to go back on the Max Hudson show, right?" "Well, here's your chance to give him a taste of the medicine that he prescribes." ""For the first year of my marriage, I thought the only flavor was charcoal."" "Uh... uh." "Yeah, cause she was a bad cook." "She burnt everything." " You see?" " That's good." "Oh, wow." "That's... powerful." "Are they all that good?" "Well, he performed a lot of them at my Bar Mitzvah." "And he killed." "Oh, thank you, Kevin." "Wow." "All right, let's see." "I'll..." "I'll take some "Mother-In-Laws."" "Oh, "Hippy jokes.."" " I bet those are good." " Those are good." "And what are these red ones?" "These are his dirty jokes." "He only used those when he was in real trouble." "I'll just take on of those, okay?" " I think I'm going to change that to "B.M."" " Yeah, that still... still works." "Hey, Max, guess who's back." "The psycho wipey detective." "Monk?" "Spunky Monkey is here?" "I didn't think he had the nerve, the way he skedaddled outta here last time." "Is the blonde with him?" " Natalie, I love you." " That's disgusting." "Hey, well, let's bring him on inside here." "Let's hear what's on him so called mind." "Mr. Monk, maybe we should wait for the Captain." "No, no, no, no, no." "Look." "What are those?" " Those are golden bullets." " What are you talking about?" "What are those cards?" "What are you doing?" "Don't worry." "It's in the bag." " Monk!" " He's scared." "Look at the sleeve." "Look at the sleeve." "And the sleeve." "Yeah." "Hi, Max, J.J, Willie." "Did you guys miss me?" "Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe." "Well, well, well." "Look who's' back." " Surprised?" " More like annoyed, actually." "For those of you who missed it last week," "Adrian Monk is a private detective who was hired by my ex-sister-in-law who's delusional cause she thinks I killed my..." "my wife." "So what can we do for you today, Mr. Mo... oonk?" "Well, for three weeks before Jeanette died, you left the house at 2:00 every afternoon. / Yes." "According to her sister, you said you were going to the gym." " That's right." " Well, I went to your gym." "And they said that you haven't been there in six months." "So my first question is, what were you doing at 2:00 every day?" "Well, uh, that's really none of your business, but, uh," "I'm gonna tell you anyway." "It's no secret Jeanette and I had an understanding." "We had what some people would call an "open marriage"." "In my house it's called, "The Impossible Dream."" "So you're absolutely right." "I did not go to the gym." "I was getting a different kind of workout." "Yeah, baby!" "And for those of you keeping score at home, that's Max one, Monk nothing." "You wanna play?" "Okay." "Let's..." "let's play." "Oh... here we go." "You know, Max." "You look like you're out of shape." "When you go to a restaurant, you don't use a fork." "You use a harpoon." "Uh... what?" "You heard me." "When you took your dog to the dog show, you won first prize, not your dog." "Yeah, that's, uh..." "that's not funny." " Yes, it is." " No, no, it's not." "Yes, it is." "You know who you remind me of?" "The hippie who came home and gave his dog fleas." ""Hippie?" What year is this?" "Actually, you remind me of several different hippies." "Like the hippie who moved into a new apartment and it was six months before he realized there was no hot water." " I'm sorry, but you had that coming." " Yeah, um..." "Adrian, uh, are you telling jokes, buddy?" " Max, you've get a caller." " Thank God." "Hello, Mr. Hudson." "Long-time listener, first-time caller." " I love the show." " Thank you." "I can't believe I got through." "Listen, I just got back from Los Angeles and the smog was terrible." "I was wondering if anyone there has any thoughts on the subject." "Max, I'll take this one." "I know what he means." "The smog was so bad, one time I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." "In the a... air." "just stuck..." "From the smog." "Yeah, yeah, J.J., that sound-effect is about as funny as my wife's cooking." "Do you know what she made every night?" "A noose?" "No." "No, not a noose." "Leftovers." "Why would she make a noose?" "Yeah, seriously, though." "Are... are you married?" "Because that's a woman I would love to meet." "I was married." "Her name was Trudy." "She died." "She was murdered." "It was a car bomb." "Ah, man, that sucks." "May she rest in peace." "Well... rest in pieces." "I mean, at least my wife was buried in a coffin." "What was Trudy buried in, a bunch of little snack bags?" "Oh, God." "Let me in there!" " Whoa, whoa, Max, take it easy." " No, no, seriously." "You should have called me in." "I could've helped you with the case." "I'm great with jigsaw puzzles." "Are you joking about Trudy?" "Adrian, I'm wanna use the car now." "Go for drive." "What's this button do?" "I bet you needed a whole bunch wipes that day, huh?" "By the way, you know the last thing that went through your wife's mind... the steering wheel." "Mr. Monk." "Mr. Monk." "Mr. Monk." "Oh my God." "Thanks for stopping by, Adrian." "Come by anytime." "We'll be right back." "Did you hear him?" "Did you hear what he said about Trudy?" "Yeah, we were in the car." "We had to pull over." " I couldn't even drive." " That wasn't funny, was it?" "No, Mr. Monk." "It was unspeakable." "Here's what I was thinking." "Number one, sounded like you got a couple good shots in." "I was proud of you." "And two, he sounded scared." " Scared and guilty." " He is guilty." "25 years to life." "That's the best revenge." "So let's just take a deep breath." "Let's focus." "And let's figure out how he did this." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, he was on... on the radio." "Doing his show and the house was locked." "Locked and bolted from the inside." "The little window in the back was open but only eight inches." "Not big enough for a little person." "Which has already been established scientifically." "Oh, yeah, you got it!" "Oh, here he comes." "Here he comes." "Oh, he's got it." "Is that... a loafer?" "Yeah, I think so." " A brown, Ramato loafer, size 10 1/2." " How do you know that?" "Oh, uh, hello again." "Uh, he's not bothering you, is he?" "No, no, no." "Just curious..." "Where did he get that shoe?" "Oh, hell." "It's not yours, is it?" "I am so sorry." "He has a thing for shoes." "I don't know where he got this shoe." "He, uh, just had it when I got back from our vacation." " You were on vacation?" " Hawaii." "We go every July." "Who was watching the dog?" "Oh, you're not gonna believe it." "I still can't believe it." "Max Hudson." "He just volunteered." "I mean, you think a guy like that would have better things to do." "What... uh...?" "What's going on?" "Well, I could tell you, but Adrian Monk wants to tell you himself." "He's upstairs." "After you." "Linda." "Uh-huh." "Uh, I don't know the legal definition of harassment, but, uh, this is pretty close." "Mr. Hudson, that's a search warrant." "You've been duly served." "Uh, sure, okay." "Knock yourself out." "You'll just embarrass yourselves again." "It's over, Max." "We know how you did it." "We know what you were doing everyday at 2:00." " You were next door." " That's right." "I was." "I was house sitting." "I was watering their plants." "Nah, you were training their dog." "We replayed a tape of the show you made the morning your wife died." "That was the day you introduced your new catchphrase." " "Jangle my tenders." - "Jiggle me timbers," sir." " "Jiggle me timbers."" " You never said it before that day." "Or since." "I'm a big fan." "Well, I was." "Unless you're not guilty." "In which case, we're all really sorry, about all of this." "Although, I'm pretty sure you're guilty." "But, if you're not, I'm sorry." "This is insane." "Well, it's easy enough to prove." "Let's do it." ".... come out the Friday." "I saw it last night." "Jiggle me timbers!" "Hey, Max, where'd you get that "Jiggle me timers?"" "You've been saying that all morning." "The new catchphrase." "That was your command." "That dog was your accomplice." "You worked with him everyday for a month." "You trained him to murder your wife." "That morning, you could have been a hundred miles away." "You left his cage open and a radio on." "All you had to do was go on the air and give the command." "You knew Jeanette would be fast asleep." "You knew she'd never wake up." "Oh, here he comes." "You made one big mistake." "Your partner, your accomplice." "He's got a thing for shoes." "He stole one of yours and brought it home." " So is he under arrest?" " Yes, he is." "Thank you, Mr. Monk." "Thank you." "You heard lady, Max." "You're under arrest." "Gimme your hands." "You're not laughing now." "Are you?" "Are you?" "No." "I'm not laughing." "Join the club." "Let's go." "Oh, here we go." "That looks good." "I love how you laugh." "Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0"

"Hmm?" "I didn't realize I had an audience." "Ah, you're Orpheus, right?" "I think I've seen you play at Kora's." "And you're one of the cadets from the academy." "Ah, Hercules nice to meet ya." "And that's a nice-sounding oulos you got there." "You make it yourself?" "No, it was a gift, actually, from Bacchus." "From Bacchus?" "Who's Bacchus?" "You don't know him?" "Hmm." "Oh, you have to meet him." "Bacchus is the god of good times." "With Bacchus on your side, you can kiss your cares goodbye." "Come on, I'll take you to him." "Oh, I don't know, I kind of gotta get back to the academy, you know?" "School, so." "Come on, you can go to the academy anytime." "Uh, I'll see ya later, okay?" "How often do ya get to meet one of the sons of Zeus?" "Bacchus is the son of Zeus?" "Here we are." "Ohh." "Orpheus, when you're right, you're right." "This place is amazing." "So, when do I get to meet Bacchus?" "Right now." "In an age of light and darkness," "Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the universe." "He had a son." "Half-god, half-man," "Young Hercules longs to find his place in the world, the father he's never known, and what it means to be a hero." "Before the man became legend, before the legend became myth, came the greatest adventure of all." "Bacchus?" "May I present Hercules?" "Hercules, son of Zeus." "Oh, yeah, that's me." "Welcome to our little community." "My home is your home." "After all, we are family." "You see, Zeus is my father, too." "Yeah, have you met him?" "We can discuss our celestial parent later, but right now..." "Right now, it's time Hercules got the grand tour." "Wouldn't you say, Bacchus?" "Thank you, Eurydice." "The pleasure is all mine." "Oh." "Hercules?" "Good work, Orpheus." "Hey, what's that?" "It's beautiful." "Isn't it?" "The gilded spring is said to come straight from the center of the Earth." "Don't." "Why not?" "It's poisonous." "But Bacchus says that it's so beautiful, he can't bear to cover it over." "Bacchus believes that pleasure and freedom are what all creatures should live for." "No rules." "No fears." "No regrets." "Your academy is all training and studying." "No fun." "Be one of us, Hercules." "Forever-ever-ever..." "Uh, I should get goin'." "Yeah, it's getting kind of late." "Don't go." "Join us, Hercules." "Be part of our family." "I want you to." "Thank you very much for showing me around." "I've never seen anything like it." "Please, think of these caverns as your home away from home." "When the pressures of life get too much, feel free to come here and relax." "Sure." "Yeah." "And bring your friends." "I will." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "We were so close." "We almost had him." "We... we... we're sorry, Bacchus." "If he comes back..." "When he comes back..." "He will have his friends with him." "Then we'll see how hard he is to persuade." "Ah, Hercules." "Where have you been?" "You met a girl?" "Oh!" "Yeah." "Really?" "You met a girl and you didn't tell me?" "I'm crushed, I'm heartbroken." "Hi-ya!" "Oh!" "Yeah, well, keep your guard up or that's not all that'll be broken, okay?" "Oh, Herc, come on, tell me." "Don't make me hurt you." "Okay, you two ever heard of Bacchus?" "Bacchus, oh, yeah." "He's a Cyclops, works for Ares." "No, not even close." "He's the god of good times." "His cavern's not far from here." "You know what?" "You two should really check it out." "What?" "What, you don't believe me?" "Uh, let me put it this way." "No." "Your idea of a good party?" "That's to play "Pin the Tail on the Centaur."" "Yeah, Lilith's right, Herc." "We do kind of want a second opinion." "Pft, well, fine then." "You know what, there's lots of good food there." "They got good food here." "Well, they they have food here." "And there's lots of interesting artwork." "Hey, that's what I always look for in a good party." "There's girls." "Hey, where you goin'?" "You said girls, right?" "Well, yeah." "I'm there." "Aw, man, Jas'll be mad he missed out on this, huh?" "Yeah, well, that's what he gets for going to king school, right?" " Uh huh." " All right." "Welcome back, Hercules." "And thank you for bringing your charming friends." "I've never seen anything like this before." "Really?" "Please, let me show you around." "Never fails, huh?" "Chicks always dig guys with horns." "May I have this dance?" "Ooh." "I love you." "Oh, Eurydice." " Hi." " Hi." "Uh." "Come dance." "Uh, thanks." "I'm really glad you came back." "Oh, thanks, me too." "Yes." "There's something wrong." "Iolaus." "We gotta get outta here." "Oh, oh, Herc, come on." "For once, you were right about a party, you know?" "Come on, ease up, man." "I'm telling you, I got a funny feeling about this and we gotta go, now, okay?" " Okay." " Okay." " Let's go." " Get Lilith." "I'm sorry." "No!" "Hear me, my Bacchae, after them!" "Stop them, my Bacchae!" "If you don't bring them back, you'll all suffer!" "That goes for you too, Orpheus." "Your job is to get humans to fill the ranks of my Bacchae." "That is the one and only reason that you're not a Bacchae yet." "Now, go!" "They changed into wolves." "Hurry up!" "Open the gates!" "What happened?" "Uh, we just left a party that got a little too strange." "Another one of Hercules' bizarre relatives?" "Yeah, this one had horns." "Bacchus." "Yeah." "Count yourselves lucky you escaped his cult." "Cult?" "The Bacchae live for the whims of their master." "They tried to suck us into their little cult." "Legend has it that in moments of extreme excitement, the Bacchae transform into wolves." "Oh, well, that's the last time I let you pick the party." "Hey don't worry about it, okay?" "Next time I see that two-faced Orpheus, he'll be playin' that lyre with his toes." "Hmm, and so much for your new girlfriend." "Whoa, whoa!" "You okay?" "I feel woo... woozy." "The mark of the Bacchae." "Come sundown, she'll belong to Bacchus." "We'll see about that." "Doing some more recruiting, Orpheus?" "Hercules, look." "You gotta understand I had no choice." "Hey, save it." "All right, I only wanna know one thing from you." "One thing!" "How do I stop Lilith from becoming a Bacchae?" "There's no way." "She belongs to Bacchus now." "Uh." "That's not what I wanted to hear." "Only Bacchus knows the cure." "All right, all right." "Some of the Bacchae remember a story, a kind of riddle about washing your spirit clean." "Nobody knows what it means." "Well, we're going back there and you're coming with us." "The son of Zeus will be perfect for my purpose." "With him as my lieutenant," "I can use you and the other Bacchae to build an empire, an empire which you and I will share, Eurydice, once I make Hercules join us." "Give it your best shot." "Orpheus!" "Hercules." "Here's the deal." "You and me, right here, right now!" "If you win, I'll become a Bacchae, but if I win, you cure Lilith and we walk away." "I have you already." "Why should I agree to this?" "Uh, your innate sense of decency and fair play?" "Come on, unless you're afraid." "Very well, Hercules," "I could do with the exercise." "He'd better hurry up." "We're losing the sun." "What am I, alone here?" "Get him!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Grab them." "We can't let this go on." "This was supposed to be just you and Hercules!" "One-on-one!" "Life is full of disappointments." "Bite him now before the sun sets." "What are you doing?" "Stop or be destroyed!" "Eurydice, she's helping us?" "Oh, no, you don't." "Agh!" "The spring." "Wash your spirit clean." "Wash your spirit clean." "It's poisonous to you, not to us." "Lilith!" "Come on, we gotta go!" "Hurry, Herc, she's changing." "Come on." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I think so." "Uh, we should probably get going, yeah?" "Yeah." "Hey, you comin'?" "Huh?" "Come on!" "Stop them!" "You think Bacchus will go and let them live in peace?" "Ah, I don't care, just as long as they don't come back here, the crazy yellow-eyed, wolf girls." "Man, that place was not as advertised." "Think about it, lolaus." "I mean, that could've been me trapped in that cult forever." "Living my life as that monster's slave." "Well, we should know better than to let Hercules pick our parties, right?" "Hmm?" "Oh, yeah." "Sorry." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Orpheus and Eurydice will be fine." "Just great."

"Here, Mrs Flora." "Ooh." "Thank you." "Bless you, Rita." "Now he's had his boosters, you can take him to the park so he can play with his friends." "And, if you ask Amanda nicely, she'll give him a treat cos he's been brave." "All right?" "Go on!" "Er, Myra Nicholson?" "That's me." "But, er, you can call me Steve." "Hello, Myra." "There we go." "OK." "19's a good age, but her heart's given out." "We should put her to sleep to spare her suffering." "I hadn't realised how long I'd..." "Do you need a moment?" "No, it's fine." "I hadn't expected to..." "Bloody cat!" "You know, she resented me from the start." "I'm sorry." "_" "Ah." "I'm off now, Mrs Flora." "Oh, goodnight." " Buona notte." " Buona notte." "I left shepherd's pie and broccoli for you." "I turn it down so it doesn't dry out." " Oh, you spoil me." " Oh!" "Home at last, Adam." "Night, Rita." "All good with my granny?" "Same old, same old." "Well, you could take the food out of the oven." "I love your plate warmer." "What?" "Don't you mock me!" "It's generational." "My generation has toast racks and plate warmers and yours has double espresso machines and dating apps." "How do you know about dating apps?" "Oh, you know." "Rita's my Google." "By the way, that jacket needs to go to the dry cleaners something on the shoulder." " Really?" "On the back." "I do hope this is all right." "She always over-seasons." "Oh!" "You're looking a bit flushed." "It's, er, it's London." "Hm." "You're like me." "I hate crowds." "Am I like you?" "Of course you are." "Dinner with Claudie next week, before her twins arrive." "Oh!" "Well, she'll make a better mother than I ever did." "You did all right with me." "I was lucky." "Fate gave me a second chance." "My bridge cronies always asking me, "When is he going to settle down?"" "and I say to them, "You know, some of us prefer our own company."" "That's what I tell them." "Hi." "It's-it's Adam again, from the vet's." "I've brought..." "You'd better come in." "Oh, hi." "I was expecting Steve." "Of course you were." "But I'm Caspar." "Do you live here, too?" "I do, rather." "Oh, is that, er..?" "Yes." "I'm sorry it had to happen when you were away." "Hm." "Well, I have to nip to the post but you'll find Steve in his study in need of distraction." "Hello?" "You can't leave them there." "Oh, hi." "Caspar would have a fit." "Sorry, I..." "I just thought I'd drop off Myra's ashes, er, on my way home." "I thought the box was quite nice." "Yeah, but it's not Biedermeier." "Caspar's been known to change hotels if the carpet upsets him." "Er, what are you working on?" "A redesign of a perfect flat in Limehouse." "All my work gets undone." "I mean, if you heal a dog, right, it stays healed." "Er, unhappy people can have persistently unhappy pets." "So you're an architect?" "No, erm..." "Caspar swept me off my feet before I qualified." "This place is really quite nice." "Your ten-minute call." "I'm sorry, erm..." "So, Tracy and thingy want more bubbly, and Gavin wants another glass of that stuff he likes." "OK." "Who's "thingy" ?" "You know, the one with the..." " Hey." " Hey!" " You are vast." " I'm a whale." "Twins." "Nightmare." " What am I saying?" "It's brilliant!" " It suits you." "Well, thank God it turns him on because it's made me so horny." "So, erm..." "What?" "I wanted to see you properly, but I've done that thing again." "I thought it was just going to be us." "Yeah, I know, but there's someone I want you to meet." "Hi, David." "His name is Dwight, he teaches drama." "So, Adrian." "Adam." "Yeah." "How do you know David?" "Er, I..." "Claudie was my girlfriend at uni." "Oh." "Oh, but I thought you were..." "Yeah, I am." "I turned him." "I love how relaxed you Brits are." "I was told you'd be all uptight and judgemental." "And two doubles with an overtrick." "Oh, that's, erm..." "Oh, I can't work it out." "Oh, with all this excitement, I've just got to pee." "They've been on two dates now!" "What, to the theatre?" "No, to a hotel." "She's on some pills." "It certainly helps her card play." "I don't understand." "I was..." "It was such a relief, when I could quietly give up." "But your Michael died so young." "No, he was 60." "Yes, but..." "Oh, I'm just not wired that way." "Never have been." "_" "_" "_" "_" "Hey!" "Hey." "We've hardy spoken." "Yeah, er, will you make my apologies, this is my round." "No, it's me you apologise to." "He better be worth it." "Let me see." "Yeah, and his face?" "Oh!" "Oh, yeah, he's hotter than Dwight." "That voice!" "It'd be like sleeping with a chainsaw." "Sorry." "I worry about you." "That could be anyone." "Is that the cock of a serial killer?" "This is so not OK." "You are leaving a table of friends just to fuck a complete stranger." "You used to envy me and now you're judging." "Hell, yes, I'm judging." "It's not cool." "It's just weird." "I will give you a full report." "I'm not sure I want you to be godfather." " Ow!" " Oh, sorry, sorry." "Yeah." "This..." "You're-You're very passionate." "Oh, sorry." "No, no, no, don't be stupid." "It was hot." "What did you say your name was again?" "Oh, I didn't." "Oh, well, I-I'm Bruno." "Hello, Bruno." "I'd like to do that again." "Anything's possible." "Sorry, but, er, after that, I need to go and use the bathroom." "So just, er, play some music, will you, or something?" "Where've you gone now?" "Just fixing your router." "Oh, can't it wait?" "Almost done." "Well, it's really kind of you to get all that kit for me, but, I mean, apart from e-mails, I never use the internet." "I know." "But I do." "Now, then, you sit down." "Eat, while it's still warm." "OK." "Oh, no, not again." "She puts chilli in, all the time." "Poor Rita." "It's fine." "So, something important, you said." "Um, from the letting agents." "They're not going ahead with the cottage." "Says it's too much work to be done to be lettable." "So, I want to give you that cottage now, rather than you have it later." "You know, it's good for a man to have a project and it'll get you out of the city." "God." "Wow." " Thank you." " Hm." "Thank you!" "Oh, come on, there you go, eat while it's still warm, please." "You're a good boy, Merlin, all right, bye-bye." "Hello, Steve." "Yes." "Yes, it is." "Er, look, erm, this is really unprofessional, but..." "So, they never actually put central heating in, which is amazing!" "There's a proper hole in one of the bedroom floors." "I should probably just sell it, as is." "No, no, no, it's brilliant." "You just have to dig past all the crap." "You... you can't sell." "You're not seeing it." "Oh..." "So, erm, was it like your parents' weekend cottage, or...?" "No." "We never came here." "Perhaps Flora did before she let it, but I... really don't know." "Right who's... who's Flora ?" "Oh, my grandmother." "Christ." "All this depressing junk!" " Oh, that's nice." " You see?" "I'd really, really like to do a job like this, Adam." "It's like working on a site with my brothers when I was growing up." "The whole hands-on..." "I'm bored of tarting up kitchens!" "What would Caspar think of you working outside of London?" "Well, we're not joined at the hip and, er, and he's in Brighton with his latest app-squeeze." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." "You don't mind?" "I don't own him." "What?" "Do you mind kissing me?" "Oh..." "Am I, er..." " ..am I barking up the wrong tree?" " No." "No." "Whoa!" "What?" "Well, it's not a porn film, I..." "Listen, Adam, there's a person in these jeans, OK?" "I can't..." "I can't." "This is..." "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "Did I misread...?" "I should sell the place." "It's such a lot of work." "Oh." "OK." " I'll make my own way from here." " Really?" "Yeah." "I'll pay for your time." "Whatever." "I'll wait!" "Adam?" "How did it go?" "You were late back." "I..." "I took a designer friend with me for a second opinion and, er, he likes it, but I..." "So, is your instinct, what, to sell?" "Probably." " Oh, that's a shame." " I'd better get on." "Perhaps we could..." "Scooby's ashes are here when you want to collect them, OK?" "All right, bye-bye." "Look, I know you want to sell, but I couldn't stop thinking of all you could do there." "Can I show you?" "Erm, not here." "Erm, we've a backlog from this morning." "I finish at five." "Erm, er..." "There's a cafe down the street." "Er, could you please get me Amy's profile?" "I wasn't sure you'd come." "I owe you an apology." "For the weekend." "I..." "It doesn't matter." "It was my fault, I..." "Anyway..." "Do what you like with these." "May even help you to sell it if you can get someone to see past the hideous wallpaper..." "I'm talking too much." "Sorry." "I'll shut up." "These are beautiful." "Seriously." "Thank you." "I was a prat on Sunday." "I'm not used to, erm... ..you know." "No, but..." "Er, thanks for doing these." "I don't know what I want to do with the cottage, but I should pay you." "That's fine." "Erm..." "They're a present." "Call me, er... ..if you change your mind, or whatever." "Coffee ?" "Thanks." "I saw Adam Berryman again today." "I want to do that cottage, Caspar." "Well, what about Hugo's new place?" "Hugo needs therapy, not new taps." "It'll be a great opportunity for me." "But countryside, country people..." "You're probably right to sell it." "Gin!" "Gin again." "Who did you go with?" "A friend I made through work." "Steve." "_" "Hi." "Hey, boss." " Someone's happy." " Like you wouldn't believe!" "I'm not redesigning another high-end kitchen." "I'm in heaven!" "So..." "You skiving?" "Er..." "Saturday surgery is only short and they owe me so much leave." "Good." "Mr Popular." "Trust me." "Living with Caspar, I could write a thesis on sex addiction." "So... was your dad tough on you?" "Erm, let's just say his model of masculinity wasn't exactly lord Berners." "You've no idea who that is." "No." "Just tell me that you can't explain the offside rule." "If you're closer to your opponents' goal line than both the ball and..." "I so had you there." "Bitch!" "If beds could talk, eh?" "I'm sure this had a quiet and blameless life." "It's getting late." "I should go." "Well, I got a lot more done with you here, so..." "It's only Sunday tomorrow." "Or do you have a hot date?" "That old sofa, erm, folds out into a bed, of sorts." "Oh, this is so good." "How did you...?" "Pepper, salt, lemon..." "It's just steak!" "Do you both cook?" "What?" "Sorry." "Erm, yes, we both enjoy cooking when we're in." "Thanks." "We go out... a lot." "Do you mind me asking you all these questions?" "I never get a chance to..." "Stick around long enough to make conversation?" "I'm sorry." "That was mean." "Erm..." "You're not even out, are you?" "I bet you've still not told your granny." "Oh, Flora is so not a granny." "Not in so many words." "She's... ..she's never invited confidences." "And you're scared she'd..." "I, erm..." "I-I-I don't know." "Is that rain?" "No." "This is nice." "Yeah." " Steve." " Yeah?" " It's a picture." " Yeah." " No. erm, you have grease on your hands." "Oh." "You're better off just blowing." "Close your eyes." "One, two, three." "Wow." "Adam, can I come in?" "Hm, come in." "Now, erm..." "No, you're... you're going to spoil your appetite if you eat all this." "Oh, no, I've been working so hard all weekend, I'm starving." "Steve has a real vision for how we can..." "Now, doesn't he have a life in London?" "Er, no." "Well, it's complicated." "He has Caspar." "Erm, an art dealer, but they're what Steve calls semidetached, so..." "I have to show you this." "We found it in the cupboard." "I thought it was really rather lovely, you know." "It might have been..." "I don't remember that." "It must have belonged to the Brewers." "Well, it's addressed to you and Grandpa." ""To Flora and Michael" ""in the hope the enclosed might one day hang" ""in your drawing room." ""Thomas."" "Who was Thomas?" "Oh, he was a friend of your grandfather's." "But we didn't like the picture and, erm, we put it away, chucked it out." "Why did you just pretend that you...?" "I can forgive." "Hm..." "It's how you're made." "I wish you would be discreet, but of course, that's my age." "What?" "You and the man." "There's nothing between..." "There's nothing..." "Well, I never expected when I gave you the cottage that you'd turn it into somewhere that you'd bring your latest..." " Stop. - ..pick-up." " Just stop, right there." " You're using your father's money..." " Just stop!" "I'm 34 years old." "And I'm still hiding in your basement." "Is it any wonder...?" "It's no business of yours who I fuck." "I don't need to hear this." "I'm sorry." "Silly of me to forget that anything below the neck disgusts you!" "I mean, do you ever lose control?" " What do you mean?" " Well, did you ever need to give yourself..." "I loved your grandfather!" "Yes, but passion!" "Yes!" "I loved him!" "With passion!" "Shit!" "All right." "You win." "I've been ashamed... all my life." " And I wonder why that was!" " Yes, you should be ashamed." "Because it is terrible, it's disgusting to live with other people, as if you were animals." "Animals?" "Yes!" "ANIMALS!" "Argh!" "I always feel as if I'm in the wrong." "It's not fair." "Come on, Steve, come on." "The person you are calling is not available." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Have you got somewhere we can go that isn't halfway to Gatwick?" " Yeah." " Good." "You want another drink?" "_" "Where do you think you're going?" "If that was you." "Here I am." "Let's go." "No, mate." "Well, what are you waiting for?" "Fuck off." "You want some?" "Ah, yes, that's right, take it." "No..." "Fuck!" "Hey, I..." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know where else to go." "I-I had a huge row with... and then I..." "I'm sorry." "It's your place." "God, I must stink." "I need a shower." "I-I-I left a message at work." "I've taken tomorrow off." "I'm sorry for waking you." " Even the shower's not working." " Oh, shit." " New pump comes tomorrow..." "Yeah, H..." "The sink is fine." "Just go to bed." " Have you...?" " Go to bed." "It's OK." "It's not OK." "It'll be OK." "Here." "Don't you want to talk?" "I wouldn't know where to start." "OK." "Bloody hell." "Bloody hell." " I'm sorry, I..." " Shh, shh." "I don't think I can." "Could you just hold me... ..until I sleep?" "Sure." "Sure." "So, what happens now?" "I want you." "But I'm going to have to tell him." "I don't do casual." "I-I can't do app sex." "I need more." "OK." "No, really, I ca... ..I can't share you." "Look." "Deleted it." "It's just going to feel weird me... me paying you..." "No." "You're just humping the help." " I will tell you when it gets weird." " Yeah?" "The trouble with open relationships is they don't end with a satisfying, plate-smashing row." "They just become about coffee beans and cat litter." "Yeah." "He is so inexperienced." "Oh, is that what they call it nowadays?" "You know what I mean." "Just promise me you don't think you can save him from himself." "You saved me." "You just needed pointing in the right direction." "Oh, it was a lovely send-off - perfect music and readings by all the grandchildren." "Oh, but we all knew that relations had broken down between her and their parents years ago." "You're lucky Adam's so close." "Yes, I am, aren't I?" "Flora ?" "Oh, sorry." "Miles away." "Where are we?" "Agnes passed, I opened a heart and Geraldine said two clubs." "Are you quite well, dear?" "Thank you." "You are a mysterious..." "Look, I just want to say, I am so happy that you are all able to help us cerebrate finally getting sewage mains." "Erm, but seriously, erm, it's good to meet Adam's surprisingly wholesome friends." "And, er, and I just..." "You didn't tell me you were inviting Flora." "Flora!" "Hi!" "Hello." "I'm sorry, I should have rung." "D-Don't be silly." "It's good to see you." "Yes." "I came to bring you this." "Well, it belongs here." "With you." "Thank you." "Come and meet Steve." "They're so sweet when they're new." "When they're sleeping." "Or they've just been fed, yeah." "Steve's a honey." " You must be really glad Adam's finally met someone." " Hm." "He's very..." "I-I'm trying to adjust," "Claudie, I can't turn overnight into a liberal." "This is rather good, you know." "March has become very collectable." "Oh, I see." "I wish I hadn't told Michael to throw away his painting." "So how well did you know Thomas March?" "Not at all well." "They were at school together and in the Army." ""To Flora and Michael, in the hope that one day the enclosed" ""might hang in your drawing room."" "What was enclosed with it?" "Oh, Thomas was probably drunk." "He must have meant the painting." "Can I have some wine?" "Yes, of course." "Would you mind?" "I think there's something peculiar about the frame." " There is?" " Something odd going on." "And it's just a hunch." "Oh, my goodness." "Yeah." "There's definitely a second painting under there." "It's Grandpa, isn't it?" "Hey, it's OK." "Hey..." "Here." "I thought I'd won." "Won what?" "His love." "But Thomas March loved Michael, and Michael loved Thomas March." "Grandpa was gay." "Yes." "Grandpa was gay." "He loved me, but he married me to be like everybody else." "How did you find out?" "Oh, his love letters." "They were beautiful." "And I burnt them." "You burnt them?" "I was angry and scared that Michael would be sent to prison." "Thomas was." "I thought I'd won." "I ruined both of their lives." "They hurt you, too." "Yes." "I wish I'd known him." "Oh, thank you." "Could you ever imagine..." "What?" "..having kids with me?" "I so could." "I got so broody today with those twins around." "Me, too." "Thanks for making today so special." "Teamwork." "I'm so sorry." "It's just I..." "Wished you'd left it on silent?" "I did delete it." "Yeah, but then you put it..." "Steve, it's a habit." "I didn't..." "I haven't..." "OK." "Steve?" "Steve!" "Hey, Steve, come on!" "Steve?" "!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "My God, are you all right?" "What's happened ?" "What's happened?" "Are you hurt?" "Come on." "Come on now." "Now, let's sit down." "Here we go." "There we go." "I'm sorry." "He left me." "Oh..." "It's all my fault." "It's all my fucking-around fault." "Weren't you... weren't you happy together?" "I've never been so happy in my life." "Oh, you must go after him." "You can't lose him." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry for waking you." "No." "I'm glad you came to me." "I just thought of something." "I-I thought of something." "I'd forgotten all about it until I-I saw the painting." "Erm, here." "When I thought I was losing Michael, oh, I fought like a tigress." "To get him back, I was all ferocity." "Oh, I was." "There was no pride." "Now, this is a letter your grandfather Michael wrote, he never sent it." "I found it after he died." "Well, you'll see." "I want you to keep it." "Keep everything." "And, you know, whatever happens," "I know that your grandfather Michael and Thomas would have been very, very proud of you." "Oh, darling." "Thank you." ""My darling Thomas." "I'm at work." ""Nobody knows I'm writing to you here." ""You refuse my visits," ""so you're probably tearing up my letters, too." ""But there's nothing else I can do but keep trying." ""It's beyond my control, do you see?" ""All those months ago, when I had nothing to lose, really," ""I wrote to you in my head" ""but was too cowardly to set more than lies on paper." ""And now, I find I no longer care." ""The love I feel for you runs through me like grain through wood." ""I love you, Thomas." ""Your face, your voice, your touch" ""enter my mind at the least opportune moments" ""and I find I have no power to withstand them." ""No desire to." ""I want us to be together, as we were in the cottage." ""Only for ever, not just a weekend." ""I want it to go on so long that it feels normal." ""I think of you constantly." ""Your face, your breath on my neck at night." ""I want to do all the ordinary," ""un-bedroomy things we never got around to doing." ""Making toast." "Raking leaves." ""Sitting in silence." ""I love you, Thomas." ""I've always loved you." ""I see that now." ""Tell me I'm not too late.""

"Radishes are genius." "How about potatoes?" "With potatoes it's up to the cook." "Radishes you can simmer or grill." "They're even delicious raw." "You don't grill radishes." "Sure you do." "If you simmer and then grill them, they lose their tartness." "Then you mix them with carrots and saute with sesame oil." "Sesame oil, right." "Better write it down." "You'll forget." "No need." "I'll never cook it." "My husband grew up on fast food." "He'll eat anything." "Then why'd you ask?" "I thought you might want to talk, Mom." "In that case, move your hands, not your mouth." "It's nearly lunchtime." "Can you go buy some low-fat milk at the store?" "Daddy?" "Ouch." "He can at least buy milk." "He doesn't want the neighbors to see him with a shopping bag." "What?" "Even at his age, he wants to be called "Doctor."" "I can't believe it." "You spoil him too much, Mom." "YOKOYAMA clinic" "Good morning." "Don't you wish the weather would cool down, Doctor?" "It's supposed to be another scorcher today." "When it's this hot, I can hardly stand to drink water." "Cold noodles are all I can eat." "That's not good." "You should eat some eel for your health." "I have a feeling my time could be up any day now." "When it is, I want you to be there for my death." "In that case, I've got to outlive you." "See you." "Please enjoy your walk." "HlROSHl ABE" "YUl NATSUKAWA" "YOU" "KAZUYA TAKAHASHl" "SHOHEl TANAKA" "KlRlN KlKl" "YOSHlO HARADA" "Written and Directed by HlROKAZU KORE-EDA" "still walking" "Let's take the last train home." "If we leave at 8:00 p.m., we can make it." "I told them we'd spend the night." "Brought a change of clothes too." "Can't you make up an emergency PTA meeting?" "No?" "You're always blaming someone else." "There's nothing to talk about with them." "Dad still thinks I'm a huge baseball fan." "You like baseball, Ryo?" "I used to, long, long ago." "I want you to know," "I'm the one who's really nervous, though I doubt you notice." "I know, I know." "They say he even moved near the racetrack." "It's a sickness, then." "As they get older, their bodies can't keep up with women and drink, but not so with gambling." "It's the worst vice." "How awful." "You still have sparrows out here." "They show up because your father feeds them rice." "We only have crows." "On garbage pickup days, they're waiting like this." "Peel off all the skin." "Oh, there's some left." "You're such a pretty girl." "Show off your forehead." "When's Ryo coming?" "On the phone he said by noon." "is the "Unsmiling Prince" coming too?" " Yes, they're spending the night." " What a surprise." "But you know... he didn't have to go for a used model." "That sounds so cruel." "Besides... it's better to marry a divorcee than a widow." "At least a divorcee chose to leave her husband." "You sound so scary sometimes, Mom." "I'm just stating the obvious." "It's because you pushed him so hard to get married." "Maybe, but he could have had his pick." "Ryo wasn't as popular as his older brother." "That's not true." "At his graduation, all his buttons were torn off." "He probably got beat up." "That's not true." "All his lower classmates wanted them." "He said there was a long line of girls." "Parental pride can be blinding." "Better watch out myself." "It's only been three years... since her first one died." "Isn't it four years?" " In any case, it's too soon." " You think?" "She's just cold." "I'm not so sure." "I am." "You've never worked outside the house, Mom." "You don't know how hard it is to be a single mom." "There you go, making fun of me for "not working."" "I'm not making fun of you." "Besides, after we put you through college, you only worked three years." "Four. it was four years." "Please bring it up with your sister." "About moving." "Shouldn't you discuss things with her?" "Like about your father." "I'm sure she's got it figured out." "I'm not planning on moving back." "Although it'd be great if they looked after them." "That's not likely." "You're the eldest son." "Second-eldest." "What's that?" "Cola and ginger ale." "Drink them separately." "They have free refills." "Don't act so poor." "Say... how's school?" "Normal." "Normal?" "Yeah." "Listen... your mother told me yesterday about the rabbit." "Why did you laugh when it died?" " lt was funny." " What was?" "Rena started saying we should write letters to the rabbit." "What's wrong with writing letters?" "Letters no one will read?" "Your ice tea is so delicious, Grandma." "They're just supermarket teabags." "I used to steep my own, but - l see." "It must be the water, then." "It's just tap water." "You'll drink anything." "As long as you like it, it doesn't matter." "Right?" "What did you eat last night?" " Sushi!" " Hey!" "I told you we're having sushi for lunch." "Just the sushi that goes around." "Thirty-six plates!" "A new record!" "Some record." "The pudding went around too." "There's pudding that goes around?" "Melon too!" "I ordered some sushi just in case, but if you just had that yesterday " "It's fine." "I haven't had any." " We can eat sushi every day." " Every day." "Ever since the son took over at Matsu Sushi, the fish isn't as good." " ls that so?" " All done." "But they wrap their sea urchin in cucumber, not seaweed." "I like that." "Does sea urchin come with sushi deluxe?" "That's what I ordered." "Maybe I'll call them." "Oh, don't bother." "Only one." "Don't spoil your appetite." "Oh, let them." "That's what I bought them for." "You're lucky you don't get scolded at Grandma's house." " I love Grandma's house!" " Too bad." "Without the "house" you would've gotten another one." " Red bean too." " That's for Grandma." "Oh, sorry." "You don't like red bean, do you?" "Couldn't you stop calling him Ryo?" "If only for today." "To help your mother out." "But Ryo is just Ryo." "You know better." "You do it on purpose." "Tonami doesn't answer." "Publishers are probably closed on Saturdays." "Call him back Monday." "Don't say anything to them about my job." "Please." "If we make it through today, we won't see them for a while." "They're your parents." "Don't be so defensive." "That's exactly why." "I refuse to say I'm between jobs." "Not to him." "Oh no." "You get so defensive about your father." "Come on, carry one." "Hello." "That's "I'm home," right?" "Nice to see you." "Welcome. lsn't it hot?" "Hello." "What good manners you have." "You left this behind." "I'm so sorry." "He's always leaving something behind." "Thanks." "The station area's changed." "I got lost, drenched in sweat." "You're Rip Van Winkle, because you never visit." "That narrow bookstore's gone." "The owner got sick and was hospitalized." "There was no one left to look after the store." "We'll chill this in the bathtub, and " "You said you liked cream puffs, Mother." "Thank you so much." "The first one goes on his altar." "Your flower arrangement's beautiful." "Which school, Mother?" "Oh, I'm self-taught." "Mom just fakes it." "When I took lessons, it was completely different." "As long as they're pretty, it doesn't matter." "Been a while." "Hello." "You have a nice tan." "Hawaii?" "No time to go anywhere." "I make do at the local park." "He walks around in his swimsuit." "Can you believe it?" "You've grown more, Satsuki." "Another half inch over the summer." "You'll outgrow me soon." "You eat enough." "Mutsu, are you still fencing?" "What?" "He quit after we bought him all the equipment." "It's too hot, and it stinks." "Oh, here's Grandpa." "It's nice to see you again." "Oh, you're here." "Hello." "He knew." "I'm so sorry." "He's so unfriendly." "Don't worry." "My father's just like him." "When Junpei first brought his wife here, he ran and hid in his examination room." "I'm sorry." "Can you sleep okay?" "I wake up sometimes." "Poor thing." "I'm sorry his teeth grinding wakes you up." "On his high school trip, Ryota made so much noise grinding his teeth, they made him sleep in a separate room." "The poor thing." "A separate room." "That wasn't me." "That was Junpei." "If you use your thumb joint, they fall right off." "You're so good." "This always used to be my chore." "They wound up building it as it was designed." "That's terrible." "They promised to make it triangular to let the sun in." "But it's square." "Exactly." "And they're still in court over it." "Oh dear." "Don't mix it up like that." "You have to cut into it." "Really?" "How many years did you watch me do this?" "All done." "So pretty." "Brings back memories." "Strange, right?" "Everybody does it." "No, they don't, do they?" "I only know grilled or boiled corn." " Did your grandmother teach you?" " I wonder who it was." "Your own invention?" "I bet - just like her flowers." "He'll be here any minute." "His eyesight's shot, but not his nose." "He couldn't wait for supper." "He'd hear the corn popping and eat them as fast as I cooked them." "My brother loved them." " You like corn, don't you, Atsushi?" " So-so." "Actually, I'm so-so about corn too." "You'll eat a lot." "They're best hot." "Go ahead." "With a drop of soy sauce." "So sweet!" "Before we moved here, our neighbors had a cornfield." "Sneaking in one night " " You stole corn?" " Dad did." "Statute of limitation's up." "That was 30 years ago." "The next day was corn tempura." "Right as I was frying them, there was a "hello."" "The farmer came over to give us corn, saying they had a bumper crop." "Just then it started popping in the kitchen, like just now." "She tells the same story every time she makes tempura." "I sure felt awful about that." "So Junpei chimes in," ""Mother, we didn't have to go buy that corn at the market."" "He could be so smart that way." "He could." "Just like that other time." "At the bank?" "He was a lifesaver." "This is going to be my room." "I'll get a blue bed." "What about me?" "There's no room for you." "You're not moving here with us." "You can have that room, then." "Oh good." "There's a ghost at night." "Forget it." "I'm getting the piano too." "I want the piano too." " You can't play." " I'll learn." "You'll never play." "You even quit fencing." "Leave fencing out of this." "Daddy..." "Say, how did you feel when your daddy died?" "I don't know." "I was little." "Did you cry?" "I don't remember." "If it were me, I'd cry." "I know." "What do you call Uncle Ryota?" "The normal way..." ""Daddy."" "They should leave this downstairs." "Why'd they haul it up?" "Are they starting to lose it?" "They don't use this stuff." "They're probably lonely." " For what?" " You know." "Have they said anything?" "About my wife." "Not really." "It's heavy." "Do they disapprove that it's a second marriage?" "I don't think so." "She's terrific." "She's wasted on you." "Watch out." "You need to watch your step." "It's too low." "It's not too low." "You're too big." "Did we eat the same food?" "Ouch, ouch." "No, no, his memory's shot." "He can't remember the orders." "He served toro sushi to the same customer over and over again." "That sounds good." "Let's all go." "Please spare me." "We'll have to fold." "You've always been a joker." "I'm serious." "I'm not joking." "How old is your father?" "Seventy-two, I think." "Hey, same as Dad." "Really?" "The doctor looks much younger." "He looks vigorous." " You call that vigorous?" "Happily retired, right?" "I'm jealous." "He wanted to keep working." "But his eyes..." "he got cataracts." "No, the other disease." "But they also built a big hospital nearby." "It was time for him to quit." "At least he salvaged his pride." "The sushi's here." " Here's 20,000 yen." " Thank you." "Your change is 3,000 and two million yen!" "Hey, give us a discount." "Look how much we ordered." "Give me a break!" "I didn't tell my wife about the sea urchin." "Here they are." "It's heavy." "Don't eat the sea urchin." "Hey, is that you, Satsuki?" "You're so tall." "I grew half an inch this summer." "I quit fencing." " Nobody cares about your fencing club." " I almost forgot." "My wife sent this funeral offering." "Oh, you don't need to." "We don't say prayers anymore." "No, my wife was behind Junpei in junior high." "She gave him chocolates for Valentine's Day." "Really?" "In that case, thank you." "Why didn't you tell us about this first?" "I would never give you a hard time about a discount." "Sorry, it just slipped my mind." "Getting yelled at for making a funeral offering " "Why not come in and light some incense?" "I'm not dressed for it." "I've got to get back." "No telling what Dad's up to." "Thanks for your business." "He's all grown up." "He used to be a bad kid." "You never know how he might have turned out." "I'm done." "You're full?" "No more sushi?" "Heavy." "Be careful, Satsuki." " Cheater!" " Shouldn't I cut it?" "They want to break it open." "You don't want to join them?" "No, thank you." "You sure?" "That handrail by the bath " "Yes, Dad fell last year." "I heard." "He got such a big bruise on his behind." "Oh no." "Because you left the soap on the floor." "I did not." "Here we go again." "He's always blaming someone else." "Hey kids, if you hit it with those, there'll be nothing left." "You'll smash it." "The tiles are falling off in the bath too." "They just peel off when they age." "I'll fix those later." "You don't have to." "You're a guest, Nobuo-san." "You're happier doing things, right?" "I'm like a tuna." "I have to keep moving or die." "I wish it would motivate him more at work." "That machine..." "he took it upstairs for me." " The Rodeo Boy." " Happy to help." "Hurry, Daddy." "Excuse me." "Say, Ryota... now that you have a family, how about an RV?" "I'll give you a good discount." "Living in Tokyo, we don't need a car." "I always dreamed that my sons would take me shopping in their cars." "Children don't necessarily grow up the way you want them to." "They certainly don't..." "Do they..." "I'll take you shopping in a car." "As often as you want." "Which one?" "Just you wait." "Just wait." "This white one?" "You've got nerve." "You don't even have a license." " Seconds?" " I'm full." "You can eat more." "You're still young." "But we can't have him getting any bigger." "How old do you think I am?" "Are your teeth all right?" "You don't see a dentist, do you?" "I'm too busy with work." "You've got bad teeth, like me." "Better watch out." "Open up wide." "Cut it out." "Not in front of the boy." "is it a work call?" "Yeah, well... I got a rush job from the Setagaya Museum." " An oil painting?" " Yeah, something like that." "I saw an article in the newspaper about painting restorers." "It said "Painting Doctors."" "Which paper?" "I can't remember." "I'll send you a copy." "You say that, but you've never once sent me one." "Sorry." "Well, I'm hardly as important as a doctor." "It's not so much medical care as it is "anti-aging."" "How lovely." "Can you help me?" "What's that "anti" something?" "I think you're past it, Mom." "You're so youthful, you don't need it." "I'm not so sure I could help." "So I'm the only one left out?" "My line of work is finally getting the spotlight." "There are more students studying it at my alma mater." "But when it comes time for jobs, it's competitive." "Apparently." "You always had such nimble fingers." " You can really drink!" " I take after my mother." "Yukie-san could drink too." "You could match her." "My brother's wife." "I wonder where she's living." "The address on her New Year's card hadn't changed:" "Tokorozawa." "Wonder how she is." "If they'd had children, we could invite her." "Now that she's remarried, she can't really visit." "In some ways it was good they hadn't had children yet." "A widowed single mom's harder to marry off." "Luckily a wonderful man wanted me." "No, no, we're lucky you took him." "That's not for you to say." "Yukari-san, would you like to see Ryota's childhood pictures?" "Yes, please." "You'd show her even if she didn't." "I want to get some of the pictures of me in college." "Atsushi, you too." "Did it break?" "Did you break it open?" "Not yet!" "Not yet." "We'll leave the two doctors to discuss things." "What about " "What happened with repairing the Takamatsu-zuka murals?" "Restoration, not repair." "There was a long dispute about whether to preserve the tomb as is or to conserve that national treasure, that mural," "Asuka Beauty, that they made into a stamp." "Ultimately, the Ministry of Culture ruled to dismantle it, in a rare upset for local cultural preservation." "It'll take at least 10 years to " "That's a precious plant!" "Don't do that!" "Sorry." "Are you making a living?" "Enough to support a widowed single mom." "There." "Hit it!" "There's a crack!" " Wow." " lt broke open." "It's hard to believe, but they used to go to concerts together." "Classical music." "Dad's so impatient, he'd walk fast and get way ahead." "We were always racing to catch up with him." "Look, Mom." "You're in Hibiya Park." "You look like you're in love." "Back when I didn't know anything." "This is just the three kids in this yard." "This is Ryota." " Let's see." " Was he Atsushi's age?" "I think about fifth or sixth grade." "The crape myrtle's still small." "We planted that right after we moved here." "The flowers were a brighter red than they are now." "You think?" "This is when we all went clam digging." "This is Junpei." "This is Ryota." "Say, he looks like he's crying." "Whenever he heard, "Look at the camera and smile,"" "he would just freeze up like this " "But he's really lightened up since back then." " ls that true?" " We owe it to you." "Not at all." "Oh look, an essay." "From when Ryo was in grade school." ""When I grow up," "I'm going to be a doctor like my father." "My brother will be a surgeon." "I'll be an internist."" "Did you know this?" "No, never." "I was sure he always wanted to be a painter." ""My father always wears his white lab coat." "When a patient calls, even at night, he takes his bag -"" "Don't read that." "Who cares?" "Why are you so embarrassed?" "You don't need to keep this stuff around." "See?" "He can be exactly like Dad." "He just takes things seriously." "He can't compromise the way Junpei could." "If one of them had taken over their father's clinic, things might have been different." " Let's have some watermelon." " Good idea." "Put these away." "Everybody line up now." "Okay, okay, picture, picture." "Come here." " Look, Mom." " What?" "It's so dirty." " A chocolate stain." " It'll stand out." " Wear it inside out." " No." "Please cover it up then." "It looks so dirty." "Grandpa, please stand to the side." "Where are you going, Mom?" "Sorry, we're all here now." "It's not a funeral." "That's bad luck." "It's fine." "Besides, we're all here because of him." "I know, but " "You're not in it, Grandpa." "Grandpa, please step in to the left." "Just a little more." "Grandpa." "Did he go to the bathroom?" " We can add his memorial photo later." " He's not dead yet." "Smile, everyone." "You too, Ryo." "And he's laughing." " We're off!" " Watch for cars!" "is it hot?" "Knock, knock." "Do you have to do that now?" "Why?" "Why don't you come talk with us?" "About what?" "It doesn't matter." "Like about preserving tombs, or whatever." "Ryo was worried." "About what?" "How you feel about his wife." "It's his life." "Let him do what he wants." "You're so cold." "You weren't like that with Junpei." "Of course not." "He was my heir." "Ryo left the family." "What?" "It was my hard work that built this house." "Why do you call it "Grandma's house"?" "He's so petty!" "Oh, there's a trick to that." "If you go like this, and then at the right spot " "Then to hold it in place, you do this." "Says he doesn't want any." "Says tempura's all he wants to talk about." "Just leave him be." "He'll come back when he's hungry, just like your crows." "They only come on Tuesdays and Thursdays." "He's still a kid, even at his age." "Oh no." "Guess even tunas take naps." "He just finds the tatami floor relaxing." "Yeah, our house doesn't have any tatami." "You should get some." "lmpossible." "Our house isn't built that way." "Which is why when we move here, we'll build a tatami room." "When are you moving?" "Hopefully before Mutsu goes to junior high school." "It's not definite yet." "But I showed you the blueprints." "Don't catch cold." "Like they say, when you age, it's best to live with your daughter." "Depends on the daughter." "An ashtray..." "We'll live together but keep separate kitchens." "Of course we're happy to eat whatever you cook." "All I'll do is look after you." "I might as well be a maid." "The body of Hagiwara Mikio, a 53 year-old employee from Yokohama, was discovered today on the beach..." "Oh no." "It's supposed to be autumn." "The night before, he had made a rare visit alone and stayed over." "That day, he was shining his shoes." "Suddenly he said, "I'm going to the beach."" "By the time I said, "Be careful" " "We're home." " Where were you?" " A secret." " You're sweaty." " Here." " You didn't pick it." " No." "Only his beautifully polished shoes were left behind." "I'll never forget the sight of his shoes." "Have ice tea, not ice cream." "If only I'd said something to him sooner." " Here we go again." " Oh let me, at least today." "If only it were just today." "He didn't have to save him." "It wasn't even his own child." "Maybe I'll fix us a snack." "No, we've had plenty." "Well, you're all here." "After you pat it round, use your thumb to make a belly button." "Here's another one." "What's that?" " Poop." " Whose poop?" " Daddy's." " Daddy's?" "Poop?" "I used to make those when I was a kid." "You should use our phone." "That Vietnamese place was good, right?" "I'm stepping outside." "is it work?" "Yes, probably." "He's so busy." "Does he come home late?" "He's had a lot of overtime." "He's still in his 40s." "He'll be fine." "Whose oil painting?" " A van Gogh?" " I doubt it's a van Gogh." "How much does he get for restoring one painting?" "It's a lot of work." "How much did you say?" "I'm asking her how much." "Here's your reward for helping Grandma." "Thank you." " Mutsu." " Thank you." "We love Grandma's house." "Where's Atsushi?" "Not to worry." "It's not a big deal." "Listen, by the way... do you know anyone at Shinbido Publishers?" "Yeah, I figured not." "Oh hello." "Let's all get together for dinner soon." "You don't have to invite Mishima." ""Homoclomin..." "Prolmon..." "Tryptanol..." "Neophagen..."" "Don't touch the medicine." "Come here." " Here." " Grandma already " "This is from your Grandpa." "Have a seat." "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "What?" "A soccer player?" "A piano tuner." "A tuner?" "Why?" "Just spit it out." "Here." "Because I like my music teacher." "A woman?" "The idea that a man be swayed by some woman in his career choice..." "Show me your fingers." "You seem nimble." "My father got sick when I was a kid too, so I decided to become a doctor." "Did he get better?" "Your father." "He died before I became a doctor." "Being a doctor is good." "It's a worthwhile job." "You go play." "Please don't give him any ideas." "I won't let him be a doctor." "It's not like I can afford to wait another 20 years." "I can't help that." "I wasn't talking to you." "I know that." "Taking a little break." "Sure, you should rest." "You must be tired keeping Dad and Mom company." "About that phone call - turns out they don't need me." "Oh, the Setagaya Museum?" "You just made all that up." "I didn't really have a choice." " So it's a Chagall." " What is?" " The oil painting you're restoring." " A Chagall?" "What are you going to do with all these?" "I'm storing them for when I need them." "When are you ever going to need this many paper bags?" "And the refrigerator's stuffed, as always." "I feel safe when it's full." "Refrigerators aren't to make you feel safe." "They're to keep things cold." "Hey... does Dad play Pachinko?" "It's you?" "What do you care if I play Pachinko?" "There are other things, like haiku and yoga." "I feel so relieved when I hear that Pachinko sound." "Sure, Mom." "You've earned the right to spend on whatever you please." "Listen... what about this house?" "What about it?" "Well, you know, if you don't want us, we don't want to force ourselves on you." "I haven't said we don't want you." "It's just that " "It's just what?" "I think your father won't like it." "You only bring up Dad when it's convenient." "If we knock down the examining room and make separate residences, we can both be independent." "I didn't know we made those sweets from rice flour, did you?" "Of course not." "It's getting cooler." "Let's go visit his grave." "What about you?" "I'm fine." "I went recently." "In that case, I'll join you instead." "It'll be a nice walk." " I'd better wear a hat." " Sure, why not?" "Why does she get so excited?" "It's just visiting a grave." "I wonder who left these flowers." "His widow?" "If she came this far, she'd visit." "Guess you're right." "Maybe it was Yoshio." "He'd never do anything so thoughtful." " Tossing them?" " Ours won't fit." "I'll light incense." "It was so hot all day." "The water must feel good." "There's nothing more unbearable... than praying at your child's grave." "I never did anything to deserve this." "What do you want, Mom?" "Her husband's perfectly nice... but I'm too old to live with a stranger." "And the kids sure make a lot of noise." "So you don't want them to." "Besides... if they move back, it makes it harder for you to." "Me?" "I can't move back." "I mean, after your father dies." "After he dies..." "You know I can't take my brother's place." "Of course I know that." "In that case..." "Are you two going to have children?" "Where'd that come from?" "You should think it over." "It's harder to divorce with children." "What are you talking about?" "Isn't the line normally, "l can't wait for grandkids"?" "Your family isn't normal." "These days we're not abnormal." "You used to catch butterflies in Karuizawa with your father." "You remember?" "I don't." "Let's go visit your father's grave too." "Whatever." "Oh, it's not "whatever."" "Look, a yellow butterfly." "They say butterflies that survive the winter come back yellow the following year." "Really?" "Sounds made-up to me." " That's what I heard." " From whom?" "I can't remember." "Ever since I heard that, whenever I see yellow butterflies, it just breaks my heart." "Climbing this hill gets harder every year." "In a car, you'd be up here in a flash." "It's better for you to walk." "You're right." "It's good exercise." "So you're graduating from college?" "Yes." "Thanks for asking." "Have you found work?" "I wanted a job in the media, but I got turned down everywhere." "And that drama school?" "Sorry, I quit that two years ago." "Oh, I see." "What a shame." "That's what you said to him last year." "I did?" "I'm helping out at a small ad agency." "Maybe I'll get a job there." "That's perfectly fine, right?" "When I say ads, I mean more like supermarket flyers." " Did you take their exam?" " Nothing formal like that." "Thanks." "I figure I'll keep helping out there for now." "Well, in any case, nothing's more important than your health." "Well, my health is my only asset." "Um, seriously... if Junpei-san hadn't saved me back then, I wouldn't be here now." "I just feel so sorry and so grateful." "Thank you so much." "I'll live my life for Junpei-san too." "Well, I should be going..." "Oh, sorry." "Your legs okay?" " They're numb from the tatami." " There's a step there." "I'm sorry." "I can walk now." "You're just 25." "You can be anything you want." "No, I can see my life won't go anywhere." "Come again next year." "Promise, okay?" "We'll be waiting." "I will." "Well, if you'll excuse me..." "Take care." "Sorry." "He got even fatter." "He must weigh over 220 pounds." "All that fat across his back." "He had two of the desserts he brought for us." " And three glasses of ice tea." " No wonder he's fat." "Look, his sweat!" "Here too!" "Disgusting!" "He even used the wrong conjugation thanking us for Junpei saving his life." "We should've given him the Rodeo Boy." "You're right." "Go chase him down at the bus stop." "Ryo." "Not me." "That... that useless piece of trash." "Why'd my son have to save him?" "There were plenty of others." "Please don't call him "useless" and "trash" in front of the kids." ""A job in the media." So pretentious." "He wasn't being pretentious." "The truth is he's barely got part-time work." "What's wrong with that?" "He's still young." "His body just keeps growing." "There's no point in him being alive." "You heard him apologizing." "Apologizing for being alive." "Just like that novelist - who was it?" "No, like that comedian who keeps apologizing." "We're not talking about novelists or comedians." "Stop comparing his life to others'." "One of his socks was black." "He's doing the best he can." "Things don't always work out the way you want." "How can you sit in judgment, Dad, calling him "useless" and "trash"?" "Don't laugh!" "What happened?" "Wipe it up with this." "You don't need to yell." "What are you so defensive about?" "This has nothing to do with you!" "is being a doctor so important?" "Advertising is a fine profession." "Who knows how Junpei would have turned out if he were still alive." "We're only human." "I heard "useless trash" and thought you were talking about me." "I was scared to come out." "Thank God you were talking about Yoshio." "If only he'd lose a little weight." "He looks like that former sumo wrestler - who was it?" "Takamiyama?" "No, he's the one from Hawaii who's in those commercials." "I mean the one with the face like a mid-belly, like this." "What's a mid-belly?" "I think it's time to go." "Our driver's awake now." " Going home so soon?" " Yes, we are." "Get ready!" "Nobody asked him to live Junpei's life!" "Ryota, buy an RV." "We'd better put those desserts in the refrigerator." "Atsushi, can you bring those desserts here?" "Can you find a spot for them somewhere?" "There's no room." "Oh dear, in there." " From Grandma?" " Three thousand yen." "Three thousand yen." "Grandma seemed to be enjoying herself." "Of course she was." "The best thing for her is to be with her family." "Did we earn some points with her?" "I don't know." "She won't come out and agree to it." "She wants to preserve her son's room." "I can understand how she feels." "He's got it good." "We've got our hands full taking care of the living." "You'd prefer she look out for her living daughter?" "Of course." "My brother's ghost isn't going to look after them in their old age." "Don't worry." "It's not that expensive." "It's light." "It doesn't matter what it costs." "It's not like I'm going to buy more than one." "Does Mother have her own cell phone?" "It's right there." "When she makes calls, she goes and uses our home phone." "The fool doesn't trust phones without cords." "Says to keep this here." "What?" "What's so funny?" "Nothing at all." "They should have stayed for supper too." "Oh no." "I couldn't stand to have their whole gang hanging around all night." "Sushi for lunch and eel for dinner." "I'm impressed." "I shouldn't have fried so much tempura." "What a waste." "Maybe I'll take some tempura home." "Leftover tempura isn't any good." "It loses its crunch." "I'm glad we got the deluxe." "Anything less and they only give you instant soup." "Can you eat this?" "Sure you can." "You don't have to." "Grandpa'll eat it for you." "Grandma'll give you some eel instead." " You're so lucky." " I can't eat all this rice." "Here." "Don't dump your rice on top of my eel, Mom." "Inside your stomach it's all the same." "She's never had a delicate bone in her body." "What do you mean, delicate?" "You're hardly one to talk." "I take her to concerts, and she always falls asleep, snoring." "When was that, dear?" "There are so many records in the room next door." "I used to be quite a collector in my youth." "Now it's just decoration." "He hardly listens to them." "They just take up space." "I associate physicians with classical music." "He was just the doctor at a local clinic." "But in an emergency, it's good to have a doctor in the house." "Not necessarily." "He was so busy, he couldn't be here when his own son was dying." "I couldn't help it." "I had a rash of food-poisoning patients." "Eat this." "You don't have a clue how important work is to a man." "I've never worked, not even once." "Not that he works anymore." "What other music do you listen to?" "Well, jazz." "It's outdated, but Miles Davis." "I can tolerate up to about the Beatles." "But this recent rap crap - you can't call that music." "You're right." "At karaoke, apparently he sings Japanese ballads." "Karaoke?" "I read it on Shimazu-san's New Year's card." ""l look forward to hearing you sing 'Pleiades' again."" "Don't read people's mail." "It was a New Year's card." "I couldn't help it." "If you don't like it, have your friends seal them in envelopes." "Japanese ballads, huh?" ""Pleiades" is not a ballad." "It's classier than that." "Don't you two have a special romantic song?" "Nothing like that." " Yes, there's a record." " What is it?" "It's a cherished pop song." "Want to hear it?" "Last year... she got tricked into buying "Favorite Pop Songs" by mail order." "A 30-album set." "Who knows what it cost." "I saw it in my room." "She's never listened to it - l wasn't tricked." "How insulting." "I'm not senile." "What song?" " Play it on the stereo." " Now?" " lsn't the needle rusted?" " lt plays fine." "How does this work again?" "What kind of song is it?" "How should I know?" "It's got nothing to do with me." "It has everything to do with you." "Mom, this song " "The city lights are so pretty, aren't they" "Yokohama" "Blue light Yokohama" "I'm so happy alone with you" "When is this song from?" "About 1970." "Right before Expo '70." "I remember you sang it sometimes." "Still walking, on and on" "But I only sway like a little boat I sway gently" "In your arms" "Only our footsteps follow us Yokohama" "Blue light Yokohama" "Your gentle kiss..." "I'll leave your fresh clothes here." "With your towel." "When did you buy that?" "The record?" "About the time... at ltabashi." "I carried Ryota, strapped to my back, all the way to that woman's apartment." "I could hear your voice singing from her room." "Still walking, on and on I didn't want to interrupt you, so I went straight home." "The next day, I bought it at the Canary Records by the station." "Please leave your washcloth hanging out to dry." "Remember how Mom said, "lt plays fine"?" "You know she plays it when she's alone." "Kind of gives you the creeps." "That's not true." "What's strange about that?" "Yeah?" "Everybody has a song they listen to on the sly." " You think?" " Of course." "So you have one too?" "Which one?" "Tell me." "It's a secret." "Women are so scary." "People are scary." "Everyone is." "I bet there's a baseball game on." "Want to watch?" "We put a dish on the roof." "You can watch extra channels." "Not really." "There's not much to watch on TV these days." "There's nothing funny, but they laugh so loud." "That laughter isn't real, is it?" "So they say." "Here." "What's that?" "You treated us to a real feast today." "Why don't you treat yourself?" "My, an allowance from my own son." "How wonderful." "You're always treating us." "In that case, thank you." "What shall I buy?" "What was that sumo wrestler's name?" "Still on your mind?" "Solving these things keeps your mind active." " Waka-no-hana?" " Not him." " Kita-no-fuji?" " He was really handsome." "No, he was more loveable." "Say... isn't it time we let Yoshio off the hook?" "Let's stop inviting him." "Why?" "I feel sorry for him." "It seems painful for him to see us." "That's why we invite him." "Can't have him forgetting after just a dozen years." "It was his fault Junpei died." "But Yoshio didn't - lt makes no difference." "Not to a parent." "Not having someone to hate makes it all the worse for me." "So once a year I make him feel awful too." "Will the gods punish me for that?" "So I'll invite him next year and the year after." "That's what you keep inviting him here for?" "You're cruel." "I'm not cruel." "I think it's normal." "Everyone keeps using that word." "When you get to be a parent, you'll find out." " I am a parent." " A real parent." "What's that mean?" "Take your bath." "Your father's done." "And take the prince with you." "The prince?" "You should." "We have a nice big bath." "Yukari-san." "We usually take separate baths." "On a day like today, he should let his son bathe first." "He just spaces out all day." "There's no need to bathe every day." "It's a waste of precious hot water." "What is it, Mother?" "Let Atsushi bathe first, with Ryota." "Sure." "Usually we don't." "I'll leave your pajamas out." "I brought a T-shirt." "Wear them." "I bought them for you." "Where?" "A discount shop, I bet." "Let's see." " I'll show you." " Let's see." " You like this color." " Oh no." "Atsushi, let's take a bath." "Wait till I finish this part." "The bathtub's really narrow." "I don't think we'll both fit." "Here." "What about my T-shirt?" "You've got your mother's pajamas, right?" "I don't need to wear those." "You should." "She took the trouble to buy them for you." "Are you mad?" "She's like this when I visit." "She just wants to look after me." " It's not about that." " What, then?" "If she's going to buy pajamas, she could buy a set for Atsushi too." "She treated him all day long like a guest, not family." "You're projecting." "She just didn't get around to it." "She had three toothbrushes set out." "Hand me my T-shirt." "Yukari-san." "Yukari-san, come." "Use this." "Job not going well?" "It's fine." "Why?" "Forget it, then." "Don't worry about me." "Things have changed." "Can't you... call your mom once in a while?" "Let her hear your voice." "When I do, all she ever does is complain." "Be patient and hear her out." "That's not my job." "Can't the two of you work things out without dragging me into it?" "Whatever." "But that line about the corn - l said it, not Junpei." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah." "What difference does it make?" "Ryo, it's too hot to get in." "I'll be right there." "Not that it matters anymore." "Damn." "Do you have a splinter?" "If you can pinch a mole like this, you'll be rich." "Grandma?" "See this?" "Grandma told me, so I always tried hard to pinch it." "Not that it did much good." "Why did you want to be a doctor, Ryo?" "It was long ago." "Long, long ago." "is it this one?" "Oh, here it is." "I'll give you this too." "Oh no, Mother." "It's too expensive." "Oh no, it's not expensive, but it's a fine kimono." "My daughter wants everything, but once she gets it, she ignores it." "I gave her a beautiful kimono, but she's never worn it once." "I wonder if she's sold it on the "Inter-something"" "for cold, hard cash." " I doubt that." " I wouldn't put it past her." "You get dimples when you laugh." "It's so sweet." "What's the point of dimples at my age?" "That's not true." "A woman should be charming at any age." "I'm jealous." "Don't be." "Are you all right?" "You're flushed." "Because I drank a little tonight." "Oh, when I was young, they said, "A woman should never empty a glass of beer."" "You young folks are lucky." "These days, I rarely drink when I'm out." "So you drink at home?" "It must be boring." "My son doesn't drink." "Well, these days" "Ryota often drinks beer at home." "Oh really?" "Just a little." "Says it helps him sleep." "I didn't know." "Better dry your hair." "You'll catch cold." "I weigh less than before." "What are you two going to do about a baby?" "We'll probably take some time to think about it." "Guess you're right." "But if you're going to have one, you shouldn't wait." "You're right." "You have to think about Atsushi too." "You'd hate to have things get awkward with a new baby." "Maybe it's best that you don't." "What a shame." "I wonder if this sash will match." "Maybe it's too plain." "This looks normal... right?" "Right?" "What?" "It just flew in." "You followed us home from his grave, right?" "Keep it closed." "It might be Junpei." "Hey, Mom..." "Junpei?" "Hurry, get it outside." "Cut it out." "You're pathetic." " Calm down." " But " "See, it is Junpei." "Ridiculous!" "Junpei." "Gently now, gently." "It's a butterfly." "Just a butterfly." "Right." "Just a butterfly." "I'm letting it go." "On my grandma's 17th memorial, a butterfly flew in at night." "You should take your bath, Mom." "I guess I will." "Yokoyama residence." "Oh, I see." "Please wait a minute." "The lady across the way feels sick." "I'll take it." "Her heart again?" "She's supposed to be taking her digitalis." "Okay." "Call an ambulance, then." "I can't." "I'd like to, but " "I'm sorry I can't be of more help." " Slowly now." " It'll sway a little." "We'll stop here and turn around." "What's her pulse?" "Please get back." "Let's open up and load her in." "You don't understand." "I'm " "You'll be fine." "Excuse me." "Get back." "Time to go to bed." "Don't walk around in those pathetic pajamas." "He said he'd fix the tiles, but he ate his fill, took a nap, and went home." "He's always like that." "All talk and no action." "Grandma was acting strange earlier." "It just seemed that way to her." "Even though he's gone?" "Even when they die... people don't really go away." "Your father's here." "Right inside you." "Half of you is made of your father." "Half of you is from me." "What about Ryo, then?" "Ryo will become a part of you too." "Slowly but surely." "Slowly but surely?" "What?" "Slowly but surely what?" "What do you say?" "Do you want to let Ryo in?" "Hey, let me in." "How will he get in?" "Through your mouth?" "What through the mouth?" "Through your belly button?" "Belly button?" "My belly button, slowly but surely?" "I became one of the relay runners in the fall track meet." "I saw a yellow butterfly today." "Just like the one I caught with you in Karuizawa, Dad." "When I grow up... I want to be a piano tuner just like you, Dad." "If that's impossible, I'd like to be a doctor." "I'm off." "Please look after him, Father." "Off you go." "Sorry there's leftover fish." "Be careful." "Don't go in the water." "Okay." " The beach?" " Yeah, let's go." " Don't fall." " I'm fine." "What about the Bay Stars baseball team?" "These days... I follow the Marinos." "You, into soccer?" "I catch games at the Yokohama stadium." "Uh... who with?" "Oh, who cares?" "We should go, with the kid." "We should." "One of these days." "That ship ran aground." "Go see a dentist." " One of these days." " Don't keep putting it off." "A single cavity can ruin your teeth." "Okay." "It's too late if you have to pull them." "Okay, okay, okay." "And take your weekends off." "You're getting older." "Yesterday you said I was still young." "Here it is." "I'm sure I still had something left to say." "Come visit again soon." "Please teach me that sauteed radish recipe." "I'd be happy to." "That's all right." " Shaking hands?" " Oh, who cares?" " Bye, Father." " See you." "Good-bye." "You've got good manners." "Well, we'll be seeing you." "They'll be back for New Year's." "We can pass on New Year's now." "Once a year is plenty." "Can't have them treating us too much." "Next time we won't spend the night." "I told you so." "We should've left yesterday before dinner." "I ate too much." "I put on two pounds." "Seven more stops." "I just remembered the name of that sumo wrestler." "It's Kurohime-yama." "It's always like that." "I'm always a little late." "Don't do that stuff." "Don't do what?" "Shaking their hands." "They'll get the wrong idea." "If a handshake gives them the wrong idea," "I'm perfectly happy to do it." "Oh, I remember." " What?" " The name of that sumo wrestler." " Who?" " Doesn't matter." "Who is it?" "It doesn't matter anyway." "We never brought up that sumo wrestler again." "Three years later, Dad died." "I never did get to a soccer match with him." "Mom bickered with Dad until the day he died, but she died soon after him." "I never did give her a ride in a car." "It's so hot." "The water must feel good." "Look, Mommy." "Very pretty." "Put them in here." "Let's pray, then." "Look - ants." "Watch your step now." "Look, a butterfly." "They say yellow butterflies like that are white ones that survive the winter and come back yellow the next year." "Really?" "Who told you?" "I wonder who..." "HIROSHI ABE" "YUI NATSUKAWA" "YOU" "KAZUYA TAKAHASHI" "SHOHEI TANAKA" "KIRIN KIKI" "YOSHIO HARADA" "Executive Producers:" "KAZUMI KAWASHIRO YUTAKA SHIGENOBU" "TAKEO HISAMATSU and BONG-OU LEE" "Development Producer MASAHIRO YASUDA" "Produced by YOSHIHIRO KATO and HIJIRI TAGUCHI" "Cinematography by YUTAKA YAMAZAKI" "Production Design by TOSHIHIRO ISOMI, KEIKO MITSUMATSU" "Lighting by EIJI OSHITA" "Sound by YUTAKA TSURUMAKI, SHUJI OTAKE" "Music by GONTITI" "Produced by:" "ENGINE FILM, INC." "BANDAI VISUAL CO., LTD." "TV MAN UNION, INC." "EISEI GEKIJO CO., LTD." "CINE QUA NON" "Production Company ENGINE NETWORK, INC." "Written, Directed, and Edited by HIROKAZU KORE-EDA" "STILL WALKING Production Committee"

"First stage removal." "First stage removal." "Streets prohibited to non-permits in one hour." "This conversation with Governor Henry C. Santini... is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow... high-energy vegetable concentrates... and new, delicious Soylent Green... the miracle food of high-energy plankton... gathered from the oceans of the world." "Because of its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply." "Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day." "And now, Governor Santini." "Thank you, Richard." "Thank you." "It's a pleasure to be able to talk to the people of the city of New York." "Bullshit." "Hey." "What did you dig up in those cases I gave you?" "Matthewson... murder." "Out of your jurisdiction, across the city line in Philadelphia." "Chergov, murder." "Went home yesterday." "Donaldson, multiple rape." "Has a record in the Bronx." "Can be extradited." "Get him the hell out of Manhattan." "What about Zolitnikoff?" "Well, give me time, will you?" "You've been telling me that for the last three days." "Well, I can't locate the files." "I spent hours on it at the Exchange today." "Talked to every other book who was there." "You know, there are 20 million guys out of work in Manhattan alone... just waiting for my job and yours too." "I want to close that case and sign it out." "What the hell kind of miracle do you want of me?" "I'm just an ordinary police book, not the Library of Congress." "I don't know why I bother." "Because it's your job." "Besides, you love me." " That margarine's turned." " Son of a bitch." "Zolitnikoff, no record." "Matthewson, no jurisdiction." "Chergov, home." "And Donaldson, extradite." "Why don't you eat something?" " I'm not hungry enough yet." " It's not bad." "Tasteless, odorless crud." "You don't know any better." "Oh, for" "You know, when I was a kid... food was food." "Before our scientific magicians poisoned the water... polluted the soil, decimated plant and animal life." "Why, in my day, you could buy meat anywhere." "Eggs, they had." "Real butter." "Fresh lettuce in the stores." "I know, Sol." "You told me before." "How can anything survive in a climate like this?" "A heat wave all year long." "A greenhouse effect." "Everything is burning up." "Okay, wise guy." "Eat some Soylent Green and calm down." "I finished it last night." "I was hungry, damn it." " I'll hustle some more on Tuesday." " You do that." "I don't want to get caught in another riot." "Get off." "I'll charge up the batteries before I go." " You'll get a heart attack." " I should be so lucky." "I've pedaled this damn thing halfway around the world." "You know, I'm getting pretty sick of you." "Yes, but you love me." "Night shift again." "I'll be damn late." "So get something to eat." " What?" " Go with God." "Schmuck." "Gilbert?" "Hey, Mr. Donovan." "I have something for you." "Get inside." "Great." "Handmade, isn't that?" "Do you have the words straight?" "I won't understand them if I live to be 100." "You won't." "Okay." "There!" "It's good to hear you laugh." " Come on and play." " No, thank you." " Thank you for the toy." " I'm glad it amuses you." "Let me do something for you." "Are you ready, Miss Shirl?" "It's getting late." "Go ahead." "According to the inventory, we're low on everything." "Okay, but I'm gonna bring you a surprise." "I demolished five saucers with one rocket." "Not bad for an amateur." " I've got your curfew pass." " Oh, good." "I thought I'd lost it." "That makes it 279 D's and 15 cents." "Call it 279 D's even for Mr. Simonson." "Sign it, Brady." "Mr. Brady?" "Think I forgot?" "I didn't forget." "You asked for something special, and I got it." "Come on over here." "How often can I offer a customer something really fantastic?" "Look." "Beef, Miss Shirl." "Beef like you've never seen before." "What do you want?" "You, Mr. Simonson." "I knew soon." "They told me to say that they were sorry... but that you had become unreliable." "That's true." "They can't risk a catastrophe, they say." "They're right." "Then... this is right?" "No, not right." "Necessary." "To who?" "To God." "I made the routine check." "He was alive at 10:35." " What was your name again?" " Charles." " Charles what?" " Just Charles." "It's perfectly legal." "God, we haven't had any trouble here in years, not years." "The scanners and alarms went out of order last Thursday." " Come on." "Let's have a look." " Yes, it was Thursday." "The problem is parts." "The original manufacturer's out of business." "Our men fabricate replacements." "Takes them forever, just forever." "Nothing works, not really." "You can't believe the problems I have." "I'll have to tell the other tenants." "What do I do?" "Call each of them and say Mr. Simonson in 22A was slaughtered?" "Unit scanner and alarm, the best there is." "We should have more guards." " I told management" " Wait." "We should have more guards." "Detective Thorn, 14th Precinct." "Tab Fielding." "I was Mr. Simonson's bodyguard." "Furniture?" " Yes." " Simonson's?" " Personal or building?" " Building." " Where's Simonson?" " In the living room." "Let's go." " What was his full name?" " William R. Simonson." "Occupation?" " Rich." " Rich what?" "Lawyer." "Politics." "I had the impression he was more or less retired." "Say, does this building have a food inventory?" "Yes, sir." "Wouldn't you know?" "Get me some booze." " That's not within your jurisdiction" " Relax." "You're not working for him anymore." "Your contract's been canceled." "I've been paid to the end of the month." "Get the bottle." "Your boss didn't put up much of a fight." "He wasn't the type." " Most people like to live." " If you say so." "You're a dream." "Bourbon!" "Son of a" "Hey." "Where were you, bodyguard, when they were butchering your boss?" " He sent us out shopping" " Us?" "The girl and I. You know, Shirl." "So?" "Well, we got back at 11." "I saw the jimmy marks on the door and ran in... but obviously it was" "You know how to write?" "Yes." "Why don't you go in the foyer and write me a statement?" "Include all your movements tonight and yesterday... and your employment number." "Okay?" "Okay." "He'd be alive if we hadn't gone out." "Now, you have nothing to regret." "He told us to go." "I think he wanted to die." "It was a stupid, amateur burglar." "Nobody's fault, Shirl." "Honey, it wasn't anybody's fault." "Working on your report?" " I was just trying to" " Yeah, I know." "Hey, what's your name?" "Shirl?" "Yes." "Come on in here a minute, Shirl." "Come on." "Shut the door." "Let's see your hands." "How many times you been in trouble with the police?" " Never." " I can't hear you." "Never!" "No fresh bruises." "He didn't knock you around, huh?" "You're a lucky girl." " He never hit me." " What?" "He was a gentle man." "He never abused me." "I wished he'd lived forever." " Unless you were fooling around." " No." " With the bodyguard maybe?" " No, I'm straight." "Ask Charles." "I don't cheat." "Come on." "I'd never risk my job." "When you came back, did you see the body?" "Just for a moment." " Was it like it is now?" " Yes, like it is." "Yeah?" " Sanitation squad is here." " Just a minute." "What's your arrangement here?" "I stay for the next tenant, if he wants me." "I may have to see you again." "All right." "Okay, Shirl." "That's all." "Thorn, I thought they had you on riot control." "Right, Wagner." "Hatcher's got you working a double shift?" "Me and everybody else." " No wonder you look lousy." " Thanks." " How do you want him marked?" " Simonson." "Murder." "Dispose." " They're full up at waste disposal." " So check dispatch." "Here." "You better sign for him." " My usual cut?" " You'll get your cut." "Just so we understand." "Where are they taking him?" " What's the difference?" " Tell me, please." "He'll be driven outside the city to a waste disposal plant." "When my grandmother died... there was a ceremony." " I remember." " I know." "You got your report?" "What about the death benefit?" "We hold it, pending next of kin." "There is no next of kin." "You can file a claim in 30 days." "I was thinking of Shirl." "Sure you were." "Hey, Wagner!" "Give me a lift home?" "Hey, Sol!" "What are you doing home?" "What time is it?" "Paper." " New paper." " Have some pencils." "Did you ever see a cake of soap that big?" "Courtesy of your next assignment, William R. Simonson." "Chelsea Towers West." ""Soylent Oceanographic Survey Report... 2015 to 2019."" "Two volumes." " Where in hell did you get all these?" " Off his shelves." "The only reference books he had." "You like them?" "I love them." "Do you know how many books were published once upon a time?" "When there was paper and power and presses that worked and" "What the hell?" "Oh, my God." "This Simonson was a great man." "Love apple." "Isn't that beautiful?" "Sol." "Beef?" "Oh, my God." "How did we come to this?" "Why the hell don't you get out of here?" "Go back to your foolish work." "Come on, Sol." "Don't take it so big." "Look, we're doing okay." "We're doing fine." "We're doing lousy... just like when I was a boy." "Nobody cares." "Nobody tries... including me." "I should have gone home long ago." "Come on." "I need you." "Simonson, William R." "Number ACX2167D." " 200 D's cash or 250 in food coupons?" " Cash, please." "Death benefits, line up at tables one and two." "Death benefits, line up at tables one and two." "Hey, Callahan, busy house tonight, huh?" "So we'll double up the Tuesday riot detail here at 62nd tomorrow." "That'll leave us thin up here at 101st, so we'll back up with scoops there." "Got that?" "So you finally made it." " Do you know what time it is?" " You're the one with a watch." "I can't." "The damn thing won't run." "Let me see it." "Maybe I can fix it again." "Okay." "Oh, let's see." "The Matthewson murder...." "He's in Philadelphia, out of our jurisdiction." "His wife's been lying." "We'll pick her up if we can find her." "Here." "Sign." "Zolitnikoff." "I'm working on it." "Which means you still haven't got a damn thing." "How old is Sol Roth now?" "He's doing all right." "He's had it." "It's time for you to get another book." " I'll make arrangements." " No." " Sooner or later." " Not now." "Well, it's your job." "Simonson." "Supposed to look like he was killed... when he caught some punk burglarizing his apartment." " Well, what do you say?" " It was an assassination." "Just like that?" "One:" "The alarm system was out of order for the first time in two years." "Two:" "The bodyguard was conveniently out shopping." "Three:" "The punk didn't take anything." "And four:" "The punk was no punk." "He used a meat hook instead of a gun to make it look like a punk." " What did you take?" " Everything I could lay my hands on." "Well, what's for Mother?" "One bill for me, 50 for Kulozik, 50 for you." "Ten for Wagner from your end." " Simonson must have been big." " How big?" "Enough for Chelsea Towers West." " Who did the inside work?" " For my money, it's the bodyguard." " What about the furniture?" " Like grapefruit." "You never saw a grapefruit." "You never saw her." "Come on." "Shove." " You know what I really think?" " What?" "I think it's really busted this time." "Quick-energy yellow Soylent made of genuine soybean!" "Quick-energy yellow Soylent made of genuine soybean!" "Hey!" "Watch where the hell you're stepping!" "What may I do for you, sir?" "Thorn, 14th Precinct." "We run a clean building here, Mr. Thorn." " I want to see Tab Fielding." " Second floor to the right." " Who's there?" " Police." "Just a minute." "I'm not dressed!" "Let me see your badge." "Open up." "All right." "Detective Thorn, 14th Precinct." "Sorry to make such a racket." "I want to see Mr. Fielding." "He isn't home." " You Mrs. Fielding?" " I'm Martha Phillips." "I live here." "I just met Tab yesterday in connection with a case." "I had a few more questions I wanted to ask him." " Would you know where he is now?" " No." "When will he be back?" "I don't know." "He just left." "Swell." "New furniture?" " I've been with him for four years." " Furniture?" "Yes." "Hey, this is really a terrific place." "That's rice." "Yeah, I've seen it before." "Tab does pretty well for himself, doesn't he?" " He's got a good reputation." " Who with?" " The people he works for." " Who's that?" "You know, Chelsea West." "Yeah." "Well, when he gets back, tell him Detective Thorn was here." "Okay?" "Anything you say." "Come on in here a minute, will you?" "Sure." "I haven't seen an incinerator for years." " Used it lately?" " No, it doesn't work." "What does?" "Really a nice place you got here." "Really nice." "Plenty of room to move around." "Yeah." "We were very lucky to get it." "Sorry I had to bust in like this." "You know?" "Just routine." " I haven't been very nice." " You're just fine." "I should have offered you something, Mr. Thorn." "If I'd had the time, I would've asked for it." "Son of a bitch." "I haven't eaten like this in years." "I never ate like this." "And now you know what you've been missing." " There was a world once, you punk." " Yes." "So you keep telling me." "I was there." "I can prove it." "I know." "I know." "When you were young, people were better." "Oh, nuts." "People were always rotten." "But the world was beautiful." "It's late." "I gotta get to work." "What have you dug up on Simonson?" "I've got a handful of reference work 20 years out of date." "You throw out a name and you expect a miracle." "Simonson, Sol." "Report, huh?" "Schmuck." "Biographical survey, 2006." "Last one they published." "Simonson, William R." "Born 1954." "Evidently unmarried." "Graduated Yale Law School in 1977." "Principal partner, Simonson, Borden and Santini." " Governor Santini?" " Hold still." "There's more." "In 1997, he was the director of Holcox Manufacturing, Norfolk, Virginia." "Specialist in manufacturing freeze-drying equipment... for commercial food processing." "And in 2018..." "Holcox was acquired by Soylent... and Simonson became a member of the board." "The board of Soylent?" "Your dead one was a very important man." "Soylent controls the food supply for half the world." " What about those?" " Oh, very technical and highly classified." "Unnumbered copies." "Officially, they don't exist." "Perfect." " What else do you want?" " Everything." "Well, law, Soylent, oceanography--?" "Across the board." "Across--?" "Oh, that's impossible." "Check the Exchange." "Check the Exchange." "I need you to tell me that?" "You know, I was a teacher once, a full professor, a respected man." "Make a special effort, will you, Sol?" "This case is for real, for a lot of marbles." " For who?" " Never mind." " Don't forget to pick up the water ration." " I'll do that." "I'll die if I don't get water." "Hey." " Taste that." " Taste what?" "Taste it." "Strawberries?" "Hundred and fifty bucks a jar of strawberries." "Thorn." "ID is RC105." "Get me the 14th Precinct." "Thorn, how about paying us a visit?" "I can't." "I'm following up the Simonson thing." " Well, what have you got?" " He was a director of Soylent." " What else?" " Well, right now, somebody's tailing me." "He's damn good at it." "Big deal." "Would you believe bodyguards are buying strawberries for 150 D's a jar?" "You'd better report in here right away." "Yes, sir, first thing in the morning." "That was Thorn." "He's a damn good cop." "Appreciate the difficulty, Ed." "But the department wants to cooperate with the governor's office, right?" "Whatever you say, sir." "It looks like a fair-complected man... maybe someone close to you, a protector." "And if we refer back to this card back here... if you look at it, the time sequence indicates a three-month period." "The cards indicate a secure trend should follow shortly." "So things are looking up a bit, Kathy." "Thank you." " Your hair looks beautiful." " Thank you." "Who is it?" "Thorn." "Detective Thorn." "I had a few more questions I wanted to ask." "Having a party?" "Just my friends." "It's okay." "Ice." "Jeez." "That's great." "It's still over 90 out there." "Hey." "You know, if I had the money, I'd smoke two, three of these every day." "Come on in here." "On the bed." "This is a nice place, the way it's fixed up." "Perfume." "He was murdered, you know." "Assassinated." "Robbery had nothing to do with it." "You understand?" "Yes." " Did he have any relatives?" " I never heard of any." " Do you know who he worked for?" " No." " You were with him for three years." " He never talked about his work." "Did you meet his friends?" "Sure, I met some of his friends." "What were their names?" " I was never really introduced, you know." " Oh, come on, Shirl." "Well, there was a Mr. Lempeter... a man called Tompkins... and somebody called Santini." "That's all I remember." "He didn't bring people up here very often." "Santini's the governor." "So?" "Where did you go with Simonson?" "No place." "Shopping once in a while." " Except" " Except?" "He took me to church." "Church?" "About a month ago, and then again a few days before he died." "What did he do there?" "He prayed." "And he talked to a priest." "That's about all." " Why would he take you to church?" " He didn't say." "Why do you think?" "I think he just wanted to have somebody along." "He was very strange towards the end." "He didn't touch me for months." "And sometimes for no reason at all, he'd start to cry." "I saw him cry more than once." "Old people do that." "Do they?" "I can't figure this Simonson." "If I was like him, rich, important... plenty to eat... real bourbon... and a girl like you... you wouldn't see me in church." "What are you doing here?" "I've been looking all over the building for you." "I'll teach you to break my rules!" "Furniture stays in units!" "I've told you before." " No!" " I mean it!" " I'll get rid of the whole" " Hold it!" "I didn't know you were here, Mr. Thorn." "We give them a day off a month." "We don't have to." "And they break every regulation in the book." "You'd think they'd be grateful for what they've got here." "Wouldn't you?" "I'll tell you, Charlie... they're here because I called them for questioning." " Is that so?" " Yeah." "Don't you believe me, Charlie?" "You should have told me." "Why?" "Regulations." "You wanna file a complaint?" "What do you say, Charlie?" "No." "I don't want to do anything unfriendly like that, Mr. Thorn." "I wonder if any of these girls want to file a complaint against you." "Maybe not." "Maybe they want to keep it friendly." "I hope so." "Don't you, Charlie?" "Don't you?" "Yes." "Get the hell out of here." "Look, maybe we better all go." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, baby." "Charles isn't as bad as some." "Don't you ever get mad?" "What for?" "I left my stuff in here." "It's still dark." "You could stay a while." "You could wash up." "I'll make you breakfast." "Why should you?" "There's plenty of food in the refrigerator." "Charles wouldn't dare make trouble for you now." "I got work." "I don't wanna be alone." "I'm frightened when I'm alone." "There's nothing I can do for you, furniture." "I got nothing to give." "The new tenant is coming to look over the place." "He may not want me." "Well, I got a place, but it's nothing like this." "This is like my home." "I've been here a long time." "You could take a shower and let the water run as long as you like." "You got...." "You got hot water here." "Very hot." "Jeez!" "I haven't had a hot bath...." "I'll rub you down afterwards." "All right." "You turn that air conditioner on all the way." "All the way up." "We'll make it cold, like winter used to be." " What about breakfast?" " Anything you like." " Strawberries." " An egg." " No, strawberries." " I've never seen strawberries." "All right." "An egg then." "Who the hell needs strawberries?" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy." "Mommy." "Mommy." " Hey, Sister." " Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" " Where's the priest?" " You'll find him over there." "Thorn, Father, 14th Precinct." "My name is Paul." "Have I done something?" "No, I'm investigating the murder of Mr. William Simonson." " Who do you say?" " Simonson." "Quite an important man, a rich man." "I have no recollection." " You talked to him." " Did I?" "No doubt about it." "A rich man." "Yes, I remember." "We don't see rich people here anymore." "There isn't even enough room for the poor." "There's just too many." "Far too many." " Fa" " My memory's eroded." "Chiefly, I assign space to people who need space." "Do you need some space?" "I need to know what he said to you." " Are you sure he's dead?" " Yes." " Really dead?" " He's dead." " What did he talk to you about?" " Come back tomorrow." "I'm very tired." "Father." "Father, did you hear his confession?" "There should be a requiem mass, but there's no room." " Should I make room?" " This is very important." "I can't help you." "Forgive me." "It's destroying me." " What is?" " The truth." "The truth Simonson told you?" " All truth." " What is it?" "What did he confess?" "Sweet Jesus." " We're closing the Simonson case." " The hell you say." "You heard me." "The Simonson case is officially closed." "Felonious assault." "Sign." "Yesterday you agreed it was assassination." "There's been 137 reported murders since then, and we won't solve them either." "I'm not gonna falsify that report." "Got a suspect?" "I've got leads." "This isn't somebody you scratch after 24 hours and forget." "I told you there's been a tail on me." "Something stinks here." " Look, you'll sign this, and I'll bury it." " Like hell you will." "A member of the board of the Soylent Corporation... was torn apart with a meat hook!" "You can't sweep that carcass under the rug." "Who bought you?" "You're bought when they pay you a salary." "Who's they?" "High and hot." "They want this case closed permanently!" "Sign this!" "You sign it!" "If I close and somebody higher and hotter wants to know why, it's my job!" "Sign it." "I'll cover for you." "I won't put my job on the line for you, Hatcher." "Not my damn job!" "Hey, big shot." "Hatcher says you're on riot control." "Great." "That really makes my day." "This was once called Gramercy Park." "Now it's the only tree sanctuary in New York." "Governor." "Sorry to disturb you this way, sir." "Not at all, Donovan." "Not at all." "Your secretary told me where to find you." "It's urgent..." " or I wouldn't have come out here." " I understand." "Now, what is it?" "I'm to inform you the board is determined to resolve... the Simonson investigation immediately, sir." " I thought it was resolved." " Yes, sir." "But the police officer involved refuses to close the case." "Perhaps because he went to church yesterday." " What does that mean?" " It was Simonson's church." "The cop spoke 20 minutes with the priest." "So?" "The same priest who heard Simonson's confession." "I don't wanna hear any more about it." "I can't hear any more about it." "Just do what you have to do." "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "It has been six months since my last confession." "A real bargain, folks." "Synthetic footgear." "Plastics." "Plastic ware." "We have a large assortment of plastic ware." "Some are a little chipped." "Others have hardly any cracks." "Quick-energy yellow Soylent made of genuine soybeans." "Soylent crumbs!" "Two D's a kilo." "Nothing cheaper in the market." "Come and get it." "Soylent buns!" "Get your genuine Soylent buns!" "Keep moving right along." "Soylent Green." "Soylent Green right here." "They gave me a quarter of a kilo." "I stood in line the whole lousy day, and they gave me a quarter of a kilo!" "Do you believe that?" "Let me go!" "Are you gonna put up with this?" "They're running out of the damn green." " Idiots." " Some foul-up at transport." " This crowd will blow." " I know." "Got the scoops standing by, but I don't know if they can handle this." "When you gonna make the announcement?" "As soon as I get up the nerve." "About five minutes, I guess." "Better pass the word." "Right." "This is the police." "This is the police." "This is the police." "I am asking you to disperse." "The supply of Soylent Green has been exhausted." "You must evacuate the area." "The scoops are on their way." "The scoops are on their way!" "I repeat:" "The scoops are on their way." "Today is Tuesday!" "Why would you leave that door open?" "Mr. Fielding." " Why did you set up Simonson?" " I didn't." "You're all there is." " Who pays your bills?" " I do." "Oh, no." "I won't hit a cop." "Bastard." "Yeah, I know." "You get life for that, jerk!" "Life in a waste disposal plant in a Soylent factory someplace." "How about that big, fat Soylent Corporation?" "Do you work for them like Simonson did?" "How much did they pay you for that one?" "Does Soylent buy your strawberries?" "Anybody tails me, bothers me one more time..." "I'll come back here and kill you both." "Got it?" "Get off my back!" "Thorn." "I was worried about you." " What happened?" " Never mind." "It doesn't matter." " Good evening, Mr. Roth." " Good evening." "Thank you." " Good evening." " Good evening, Mr. Roth." " Mr. Roth." " Evening." "Good evening, Your Honor." "I assume you have a priority police problem." "Yes, Your Honor." "It's about William Simonson." "And... these." "Thorn." "Thorn." "It's curfew." "How do you feel?" "A lot better." "I did the best I could... but I still think you should go see the police doctor." "He might relieve me from duty." "You need a rest." "More than two days, and I lose my job." " We could go to another city." " What for?" "They're all like this." " The country?" " That's not allowed." "Those farms are like fortresses." " Why?" " Good land's gotta be guarded... the way they guard the waste disposal plants... and Soylent factories and the plankton ships." "You know, there are idiots in this world who wanna take everything we've got." " Maybe Simonson was one of them." " I don't believe it." "It means there's no place for us to go." "That's right." "Why should we?" "You be careful now." "Keep the scanners on." "Don't go anyplace without a bodyguard." "The new tenant comes tonight." "He'll like you." "You're a hell of a piece of furniture." "Don't talk to me like that." "Please." "Okay." "It's horrible." "You must accept it." "I see the words, but I can't believe them." "Believe." "The evidence is overwhelming." " Simonson was a member of the board." " Yeah." "He learned these facts, and they shook his sanity." "The corporation knew... he was not reliable anymore." "They feared he might talk... and so he was eliminated." " Then why are they doing this?" " Because it's easier." "I think "expedient" is the word." "What we need is the proof of what they are doing... before we bring it to the Council of Nations." "Good God." "What God, Mr. Roth?" "Where will we find him?" "Perhaps at home." "Yes, at home." "I waited two whole damn years for an apartment to open up in this building." "It's a nice place." " How long have you been here?" " A long time." "How old are you?" "Twenty-one." "Charles said you were 24." "That makes us both liars." "All right." "All right." "I sleep late." "I like a big breakfast and no lunch." "I'll organize the dinner menu." "Three or four times a week, I have guests." "Sometimes it's business, and then we have to be alone." "Sometimes it's fun, and then we like a girl who's fun." "Are you fun?" "May I help you, sir?" " It feels good." " Yes, sir." "Won't you come in?" "And your favorite color?" "Orange, I guess." " Music?" " Classical." " Light classical." " I'm sure you'll enjoy it." "Sign here, please, Mr. Roth." " A full 20 minutes?" " Oh, certainly." "Guaranteed." "Thank you." "This way, please, Mr. Roth." "Good evening, ma'am." "May I have your name, please?" "Well, I see that orange is your favorite color." " You want Mr. Solomon Roth?" " That's right." "This way, please." "My God." "It's truly unfortunate that you missed the overture." " I want to see him." " That is prohibited during the ceremony." "Well, I can assure you" "Open that damn thing right now... or I swear to God you'll die before he does." "All right!" "All right." "Sol, can you hear me?" " Thorn?" " Yes." "Thank you for coming." " Oh, dear God." " I've lived too long." "No." "I love you, Thorn." "I love you, Sol." "Can you see it?" "Yes." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Oh, yes." "I told you." "How could I know?" "How could I?" "How could I ever imagine?" "Horrible." "Simonson." "Soylent." "Listen to me, Thorn." "Thorn, listen." "I can't hear him." "Do something, damn it!" "Yes, Sol." "You've got to prove it, Thorn." "Go to the Exchange." "Please, Thorn." "You've got to prove it, Thorn." "The Exchange." "Go to...." "Hey!" " Dispatch." " Thorn, ID RC105." "Get me the 14th Precinct." "Urgent." "Just a moment." " The circuit is in use." " Well, break in!" "It's a 6-1 priority." "Look, get me Chelsea Towers West." "Apartment 22A." " Cut in if you get the 14th." " Understood." " Hello?" " Shirl, it's me." "Oh, Thorn, I'm so glad." "I have to talk to you." "No, there's no time." " The new tenant wanted me." " Good." "Stay with him." "I want you to stay with him always." "Oh, Thorn, I want to live with you." "Just live." " I have Lt. Hatcher." " Plug him in." "Thorn?" "Thorn." " Thorn, where the hell have you been?" " I'm at the Exchange." "Hatcher, help me." "There's another one over there." " Hey, punk, are you with us?" " Hatcher." " Did I get him?" " Yeah, you got him, all right." "You don't listen too good, but you're a damn good cop." "Hatcher... get to the Exchange." "You gotta tell them they're right." "But let's take care of you first." "You don't understand." "I've got proof." "They need proof." "I've seen it." "I've seen it happening." "They've gotta tell people." " Tell them what?" " The ocean's dying." "Plankton's dying." "It's people." "Soylent Green is made out of people." "They're making our food out of people." "Next thing, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food." "You've gotta tell them." "You've gotta tell them." "I promise, tiger." "I promise." "I'll tell the Exchange." "You tell everybody." "Listen to me, Hatcher." "You've gotta tell them!" "Soylent Green is people!" "We've gotta stop them somehow!" "[English" " US]"

"You know, Eric, I'm really happy with our relationship right now." "Yeah, me too." "It's like we're way past the "broken up and miserable" stage... and we're back in the "having sex again" stage, so" "Yeah." "Thumbs up from this end too." "Yeah." "I'm serious." "I mean, we've been through a lot... and even though some of it wasn't exactly fun" "I mean, it was worth it, because now we know that we can handle anything." "And we don't freak out about the little stuff." "Right." "Like that time we got in that big fight because I ran over your cat." " That wasn't little stuff." "I really loved that cat." " Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No, I know." "I" " I mean, uh, the cat was little." "Anyway, when you came to California, I knew you were the one." "So I got you a gift to symbolize how far we've come." "Is it, like, one of those gifts that women get for men... but they actually wear themselves?" "Here." " ( Exhales )" " It's a ring." "Yeah." "And I'm a man." "Yeah." "It's a man-ring." "A man-ring." "Yea!" "( Mouths Word )" "( Rock Group Singing )" "( Ends )" "( Man Shouts Greeting )" "Morning." "What the hell's that thing on your finger?" "This is my new man-ring." "Donna got it for me, so I'll feel right at home... when the gypsies come to town." "Well, take it off." "You look like some kind of fruity magician." "Well, I think it's sweet." "I can enjoy these things now... because I am not gonna let menopause get me down." "Mm-mmm." "No depression, night sweats, or sudden mood swings for me." "Well, I guess that's starting today, huh?" "'Cause last night, you hit the trifecta there." "Well, I just refuse to be sad... about the fact that I'm never gonna have another baby." "I don't need another baby." "I got a lot to look forward to." "Like picking out my casket." " Oh, Kitty." " I" " It's okay." " ( Sobbing )" "You've still got Eric." "He's sort of a baby." "I'll make him cry if you want." " Man, that is one big-ass ring!" " ( Stereo:" "Rock )" "Hey, maybe people'll think you won the Super Bowl." "Nah." "Nobody'd believe that." "But he could be the sick little kid the whole team rallies around." "Well, guys." "Wish me luck." "Today..." "I have a job interview at the Department of Motor Vehicles." "All right." "Good luck, man." "Oh, Eric." "What a glorious man-ring." "See, I told you to accessorize... and you finally listened, huh?" " Man, you like it?" " Yeah." "What's not to like?" "It's hypnotic." "It looks like he has superpowers." "Man, I'd like to see the lame-o superhero that had to wear that ring." "Okay, super pals..." "I need a danger alert status report." "My sensors indicate... peace and quiet throughout the universe." "I think the oceans are secure, but I cannot check for another 45 minutes." "Because..." "I just ate." "( Spaceship Door Beeps )" " Hi, guys." " No." "You've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideously ugly ring!" "Actually, it's a gift." "From me." "Form of- the worst gift ever." "Shape of- uh, hope you kept the receipt." " ( Beeping )" " Oh, no!" "Alien zombies are attacking the Earth." " Let's swing into action, gang." " Hang on a second!" "We're still on this ring." "Are you sure it's not an evil alien artifact?" "I got it at the mall." "Greetings, super dumb-asses." "Oh, no!" "It's Dr. Bald." "Any minute now, my army of alien zombies will be inva" "Good Lord!" "That is an ugly ring!" "Hey, alien zombies, get a load of that ring!" "( All Laughing )" " All right." "That's it." "This thing's comin' off." " Oh, whoa!" "Be careful, man." "You drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation." "We'll all go crashing into the sun." "Way to use science in a burn." " ( Stereo:" "Rock )" " Donna, guess who hates the ring you got him?" "Eric hates the ring?" " He told me he loved it." " Well." "See..." "Eric told Steven that the ring was so ugly... that the Elephant Man wears it to distract people from his face." "That ring is beautiful." "You know, what's ugly is his bony little finger." "Hey." "You know what?" "If he can't appreciate it... let's just take it back and buy me somethin' pretty." "According to your application, your last job... was as Dancer Number Three... in the school production of My Fair Lady." "Yes." "It was magical." "( Quoting Lyric )" "Uh-huh." "I'm afraid your theater experience... doesn't really apply to working here at the D.M.V." "But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big stage?" "The D.M.V. is the Department of Motor Vehicles." "It is not a stage." "Ah, but in a way, they're very similar." " No, they're not." " Oh, but really, they are." " No, they're not." " Okay." " They are." " No, they're not!" "I'm just gonna put down no prior experience." "Fair enough." "Ah, but you haven't asked me about my special skills yet." "Well, I really don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant." "But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big pie shop?" "( Clicking )" "( Clicking )" "Great." "Clicker's on the fritz." "All I want to do is see the end of Guiding Light, and it won't click." " ( Clicking )" " Click, damn it!" "Click!" "Kitty?" "I think your lady problem is acting up again." "It jus" " It just won't click, that's all." "It's supposed to click, Red." "It's a clicker." "That's what it does." "Okay." "Let's get you to bed." "Okay, you guys?" "Uh, very important." "Donna's coming over, and I lost the ring she gave me." " I thought I had it in the basement." " Eric, please!" "Your mother is having a breakdown." "No." "The only thing having a breakdown around here is the clicker!" "Why won't it click, Red?" "Nothing loves me!" "Okay, Eric." "Jackie just told me... that Hyde told her that you hate the ring." "Uh-oh." "I happen to think it's beautiful." "Besides, that is what a man-ring looks like." "Well, you know, Donna, maybe I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy." "I mean, I like man-pants and man-shirts." "Eric, you could've just told me you didn't like it when I gave it to you." "You know what?" "Just- Just give it back." "I absolutely will... just as soon as I find it." "What?" "How could you lose it?" "I told you it was a symbol... of our loving freakin' relationship!" "And my losing it is a symbol... of how much I love and... respect you?" "I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary." "Quick!" "Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan." "Now move." "I need help, damn it!" "( Stereo:" "Rock )" "I don't... understand." "How could I lose a 25-pound ring?" "I once lost a six-foot-long rubber chili dog." "And I still haven't found it." "It's just gone!" "You know what, Hyde?" "This whole thing's your fault." "You're the one who told Jackie I didn't like the ring." "Hyde stabbed you in the back?" "No." "He wouldn't do anything like that." "Like he didn't stealJackie from me." "Oh, wait a minute!" "Look, man." "I told her not to tell." "Yeah." "And I told you not to tell." "You and Jackie are gossiping now?" "You know, the more you two go out, the more like each other you get." "Yeah." "Who knows what you and your little girlfriend are gonna be like in a couple months." " ( Whistle Blows ) - ( Together) Two, four, six, eight." "Who do we appreciate?" "Go team!" " Whoo!" " Whoo-hoo!" "Number one!" "Yeah!" "Jackie?" "I heard the best piece of gossip." "Eric Forman doesn't have any school spirit." "( Gasps ) I'm tellin' everyone!" " Too late." "I already did." " ( Squeals )" "First of all, Jackie is not my girlfriend." "And second of all, I'm not the only one who spills stuff around here." "Yeah." "You're right." "Hey, Kelso." "Hyde watches Little House on the Prairie." "Little House on the Prairie?" "It reminds me of a simpler time." "How could Eric lose that ring?" "And more importantly, how could he think it was ugly?" "It's got real nugget-gold plating and the abalone is inlaid." "If you were my girlfriend, I would be proud to wear that ring." "Heck, I'd wear it if you just wanted to fool around a little." "Get my drift, Big "D"?" "( Clicks Tongue, Groans )" "All I know is, you guys better watch what you say around here." "Some people can't be trusted because they have a great, big mouth!" "Jackie!" "How could you say that?" "My mouth... is in perfect proportion to the rest of my face." "Plenty of classy men wear rings." "Wayne Newton." "The pope." "My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken." "You lose his ring, you wake up in a Dumpster." "And that's just a warning!" "Now I think that's all the questions I have about your application." "Okay, but one thing my application doesn't say... is how much I would apply myself to the job here." "I'm gonna have to ask you to stop making puns now." "I really don't think this is going to work out, so" "( Gasps )" "Wow!" "That is a gorgeous man-ring." "You know, wearing a ring this big shows a lot of confidence." "Well, I do feel like a king when I wear it." "And, you know, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big kingdom?" "You know what?" "You're stubborn, under qualified... and you barely speak English." "Welcome to the D.M.V." "Wait a minute." "You're mad at me for telling Donna a secret?" "Steven, I tell secrets." "It's who I am." "Look." "All I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be my girlfriend... you can't go runnin' around, shootin' off your big, fat, cheerleader mouth." "You just called me your girlfriend." "No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." "Yes, you did, and shut up." "You're ruining it!" "Okay, now listen to me." "I'll keep my mouth shut, if you admit that I'm your girlfriend." "No, the price is too high." "Okay, fine." "You know what?" "I'm telling everybody everything anyways." "Starting with the fact that you called me your girlfriend." "You're blackmailing me?" "You're coming along nicely." "Good news." "I got the job." "What the hell is that on your finger?" "Oh, it's chocolate and coconut." "I can't believe you took my ring." "Oh." "Yes." "I took it." "I took it, and I'm proud." "You don't deserve something this beautiful." "You have a girlfriend." "You have a ring." "I have nothing!" "Well, you-you have a job." "Well, that's true." "Good for me." "You guys, look at this thing." "God, what was Donna thinking?" "Forman, you gotta expect this." "I mean, look at her dad." "The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob." "Now, this ring's a wolf attacking' a zebra." "This one's a zebra attacking' a wolf." "And in this one, they're finally friends." "Hey, there." "Hi, there." "Ho, there." "Let's go." "I'm not goin' to the game with you in that jacket, Bob." "I'm not goin' to the game, Bob." "My God, she never had a chance." "Hyde, my girlfriend has bad taste." "Well, she is dating you." "Ah, a good burn, Fez." "And that ring is only the beginning, man." "I can see it now." "Eric, you look so foxy." "Hey, there." "Hi, there." "Ho, there." "Ta-da!" "Look what I found." "And I didn't even lose it." "Fez took it." "So, basically, you got mad at me for being a victim of robbery." "Okay." "Apologetic look accepted." "Eric, I got mad at you for not being honest, and that hasn't changed." "Really?" "Huh, I thought it might've." "I gave you the ring as a symbol of how far we've come in our relationship." "And if you can't be honest, then you shouldn't be wearing that ring at all." "Okay." "You want me to be honest?" "Okay." "I kind of think... that you have bad taste." "What?" "I do not!" "Okay." "Well, then, tell me what you think of this room- this turquoise-and-chrome disaster of a room." "I think it's classy and sophisticated." "You know, maybe you're the one who has bad taste." "In fact" "Why don't you tell me about this pea-soup-colored chair?" "I think it's comfortable and soothing, just like pea soup." "Well, I think this whole room... is a great example of bad taste." " Excuse me?" " Uh, Mrs. Forman." "I have spent years picking every item in this room... so that I would be surrounded by the things I love... and the people I thought loved me." "Hey, Kitty?" "How about a nap?" "And you." "Have you fixed the damn clicker yet?" "What good is a clicker if it won't click?" "Oh, my goodness." "I am flying right off the handle." "( Laughing )" "Seems to me you're just as pleasant as always." "Ooh, that is sweet." "Oh." "I think I'd like to take a nap now." "Wha" " Did you see that?" "I told you the truth, and we got into a fight." "My dad told my mom she's pleasant- a whopper of a lie- and they've been married 1 50 years." "I don't care." "I want you to tell me the truth all the time." "No." "No, you don't." "It's like when women ask... whether or not their outfit makes them look fat." "How many men tell them they look fat?" "Zero." "How many women look fat?" "Not zero." "That is totally different." "No, Donna." "No, it isn't." "Look, how could I look you in the eye and tell you that I don't like the ring... when I love you so much?" "I guess I know what you mean." "It's like when you wrote me that song." "Wait." "You love that song." "Of course I do." "You know what?" "We are really bad with rings." "Yeah." "If we ever get married, we should just exchange, like... buckets of chicken." "Or, uh, I" " I could write you another song." " Oh." "I'm fine with chicken." " Okay." "Does this outfit make my butt look fat?" "No." "You look super." "So, uh." "Wonder Boy and I... are thinking about movin' in together." "My parents are gonna freak!" " You think your parents are gonna freak?" " Yeah, we're twins." "It really hurts my feelings that you call me Dr. Bald." "Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't cry." "Super jerks!"

"Mike... so I'm looking at Mandy's progress report." "If she doesn't get at least a "B" on her term paper, she's gonna fail history." "You know what they say." "Those who can't pass history are doomed to repeat it." "Hmm." "There's no repeating it." "If she doesn't pass, she won't graduate." " Oh, boy." " Yep." "Then we'd miss the valedictorian's speech." "How will we ever find out how Webster's defines success?" "(Chuckles)" "I'll give you one guess as to why Mandy is so distracted." "Girl, did you see Chloe's tweet?" "Hilarious!" "Mandy, honey, we need to talk to you." "I know." "I'm gonna retweet it and then post it to Facebook," " so be sure to "like" it and then "LOL" It there." " Mandy." " Mandy." " Yeah." "(Laughs) Oh, my God." "Go over there." "Tell her to hang up." "I'll videotape it, post it on YouTube." "One of her friends is bound to see it and tweet her." "(Speaks indistinctly)" "Whoa!" "Oh, my--aah!" "Where did you guys come from?" "That was like a magic trick." "You are spending way too much time on the computer." " Oh, Mom." "You can't spend too much time on a computer." " Yeah." "Mm." "You're thinking about a tanning bed." "We're taking away all your devices until you get your history grade up past a "B" so you'll pass the damn class." " You--you can't take away my devices!" "MIKE:" "Right here." "It's how people of my generation communicate and exchange ideas, and totes adorbs cat pics." "(lmitates cat meowing)" "The sooner you finish your paper, the sooner you'll get them back." "Ugh!" "I'm having so many feelings right now." "But if I can't tweet about them, am I even really having them?" "Think about that." "(Door opens and closes)" "Hey, Mandy, how's it going?" "I have no way of knowing." "Mommy!" "Hey, sweetie." "Oh, I missed you." "Did you have fun staying your daddy's?" "Yeah, we watched cartoons until midnight!" " Oh." " Yeah." "Probably shouldn't have given him all that coffee ice cream last night." "Although a big cup of it this morning sure got him out of bed." "Did he at least get his homework done?" "He's in kindergarten, Kris." "And what is the big rush to turn him into some sort of corporate worker drone?" "I'm actually morally opposed to making a 5-year-old do homework." "He didn't wanna do it, huh?" "No." "And you didn't wanna deal with the tantrum, so like everything else, I get stuck cracking the whip, and you get to be "Fun Dad."" "Well, looks like I'm getting the tantrum after all, so..." "Hey." "You know, I would like to be fun once in a while." "Yeah." "It's great." "You should try it." "I gotta get to work." "Mwah." "Why do I have the feeling that when I leave, you're gonna say, "She's gone,"" "and a big party's gonna break out?" "No more "Fun Dad." I got it." "(TV playing indistinctly)" "Okay, good." "She's gone." "So, buddy, you remember how I told you" "I'm gonna pull you out of school tomorrow for the baseball game?" "Opening day!" "Yeah." "Okay." "Shh." "We're gonna have to make that a "D.T.M." " ""Don't Tell Mommy."" "Hey, you're the one who blabbed about ice cream for breakfast." "(Cheering)" "Nothing like playing hooky on opening day with your sons." "Sons?" "You're skipping school to go to a baseball game." "Today you're a boy." "Hey, Boyd, after the inning, wave to Carlos Hernandez, and he'll toss you a ball." "And right before, yank out a nose hair." "It'll help to have a tear in your eye." "Hey, does looking pathetic really get you a ball?" "You kidding?" "Dad used to bring me to games wearing an eye patch." "Till we figured out a neck brace will get you a free ball and a tour of the dugout." "Oh, here, son." "You can put your peanut shells in this box." "(Shells rattle)" "Never mind." "B-Boyd, put 'em wherever you want." "30 bucks for parking" "I might not even get up to go to the bathroom." "(Laughs)" "Well, well, if it isn't Mike Baxter." "Mr. Outdoor Man." "Hey,Bill, I thought you gave up your season tickets." "Oh, no, that's the only thing I kept in the divorce." "No wife, no house." "I'm kinda an outdoor man myself now." "(Slaps back)" "Easy." "That's trademarked." "You know, I took a hit when you pulled that mall job from me." "At least now I found out my wife only married me for my money!" "So... thanks for that, buddy." "Hey, Bill, what do you say we take it easy and just enjoy the game, huh?" "Hey, little guy." "Do you know why the mascot is a T. Rex?" "'Cause your grandpa stabbed him in the back!" "That makes sense, doesn't it?" "Bill, you got something to say, say it to my face." "Well, then turn around and bend over." "(Laughs)" "I'm saying that your grandfather's face is his butt." "He's 5 years old, butt jokes are his bread and butter." "Mike, don't let him rile you up, okay?" "Hey, Boyd, here comes Carlos Hernandez." "I can't find any hairs." "Okay." "Yell what I told you to." "Hey, Mr. Hernandez!" "I tragically only have two weeks to live!" "(Coughs)" "(Laughs)" "Hey." "Hey, that was for my nephew." "Yeah." "It looked like it was going to the kid, and then somebody just took it away from him." "Kinda like the mall job." "Bill, give the kid the ball." "I don't think so, Mike." "Are we gonna go there?" "Sir, whatever happened between you and Mr. Baxter, please don't take it out on my kid." "Come on. (Sighs)" "Got five seconds to give him the ball." "Or what?" "!" " Ooh!" " Grandpa!" "(Scoffs)" "(Boyd) Mommy!" " Hey, there you are." " Hey." "How was it?" "(Door closes) Grandma, I got a ball." " Wow." "Look at that." " Oh, that's great." "Yeah." "Ryan, why does he smell like a brewery?" "This obnoxious drunk spilled his beer on Boyd and then got a fistful of "Don't mess with our family."" "Boo-yah!" "Right in the face." " Mike?" "Honey." "MIKE:" "Huh?" "You hit a stranger?" " No, no, no." "Bill MckEndree." " No?" "A friend?" "Honey!" "You don't go around punching people." "I didn't punch him." "Ryan did." " Ryan?" " Ryan?" "Yeah." "On this day, my fourth daughter became a man." "Okay, you got into a fight at a ball game?" "Look, this guy got in Boyd's face." "And I tried to move him away, and he shoved me, and I had no choice." "So I punched him." "You had no choice?" "Mr. McKendree's really hit the skids." "And then he hit the ground, thanks to Sugar Ray Vogelson here." "Okay, you won't let Boyd watch "Tom and Jerry"" "because it's violent, but punching people is fine?" "First off, "Tom and Jerry" is objectionable because it perpetuates cat stereotypes." " What?" " What?" "Look, I was right to hit this guy." "He was out of control." "So Boyd learned that violence is the way to settle disputes?" "Oh, look, the only thing that Boyd might have learned today is that if you push his old man too far, you're putting your physical health in substantial... peril." "You're, like, terrible at this." "Honey, why didn't you just call security?" "It happened so fast, and sometimes the only way to deal with a bully is pop 'em in the nose." "Although, ideally, without shaking your hand afterwards, saying, "Ouch, ow!" "Owie!" "Owie!" "Ow!"" "(Phone rings)" "(Ring)" "Is that a phone?" "Yeah, it's called a landline." "(Ring)" "(Gasps) I forgot that we have that." "Dad, it's probably for me." "(Ring)" "You can't talk to anybody on the phone till you bring your history grade up." " Oh!" "Mom, please." "I beg of you." "VANESSA:" "No, no." "No." "You have to tell me where you hid my computer." "How else am I supposed to download" "I mean, write a term paper, huh?" "Honey, the Internet will still be there when you're done, and frat boys will still be choking on cinnamon, and kitties will still "Wants to has cheezburgers."" "They'd better." "So you really don't see anything wrong with what you did today?" "No." "A drunk learned a lesson, and Boyd got a ball." "And I got on the Jumbotron." "Everyone got to enjoy the game." "What's the downside?" "That was the Denver police on the phone." "Ah." "I bet they know what the downside is." "(Sighs and whimpers)" "Laptoppy?" "Where are you?" " Mandy?" " What?" "Looking for something?" "Just checking on my pie." "Nope, still not in there." "(Closes oven door)" "Wow, she is really jonesing for her phone and laptop." "Yeah, I feel sorry for her." "(Sighs)" "Now I want pie." "(Closes oven door)" "Yeah, I knew it was a long shot." "Honey, is this police thing serious?" "I mean, should we be getting Ryan a lawyer?" "No, no, no, they called to see if he would make an appointment to go see him." "(Scoffs) It's not like they're kicking the door down, pepper-spraying him, and hitting him like he's a piñata." "You sound disappointed." "I am." "You pay the police salaries, you expect a certain level of service." "He didn't do anything wrong." "He was just protecting his family, honey." "So you're proud of him." " Damn right I'm proud of him." " You are." "Now I'm not worried about him leaving the house with my daughter and my grandson," "I'll tell you that." "Yeah, well, I don't want him to end up being the kind of guy that gets into fights all the time." "This is the first time in 23 years the kid's made a fist." "Unless, of course, you count him looking at his nails." "Right." "I mean, come on." "The guy--he lost control." " He didn't lose any control." " He did." "He so lost control." "He set a boundary." " That's how you build a polite society..." " Mm-hmm." "Through violence." "(Singsongy) Laptoppy?" "(Switch clicks) Laptoppy?" "Smartphoney?" "Where are you?" "Yes!" "A computer!" "Damn it." "The monitor's missing." "(Ed over radio) KA0XTT, this is WB0ASQ," "Papa Yankee Eight." "(Radio chatter)" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "(Static crackles) Mike, do you read me?" "KYLE:" "Hey, Mr. Alzate, this is Kyle, KD0XCS." " Kyle!" "Kyle!" "Kyle!" "Yeah, uh, where's Mike?" "Uh, uh, he's not in the office, sir." "How's the rain forest?" "Were you able to use that Amazon gift card I got you?" "No." "Uh... that's a different Amazon, son." "Kyle, Kyle, can you hear me?" "Kyle?" "Tell Mike I'm really bonding with one of the local tribes." "They just stabbed me with a fork covered with frog venom." "(Static whines) This is part of a tribal ceremony to make me a better hunter, you see?" "Wow, I'm suddenly..." "feeling rather weird here." "Well, either that--that venom has--has psychedelic properties, or those spider monkeys outside are actually--actually singing side two of "Abbey Road."" "I gotta go." "(Switch clicks) Kyle, can you hear me?" "Kyle?" "Wow, Mr. Alzate, when-- when you're on frog venom, you sound just like Mandy." "Say something she would say." "(Switch clicks) Kyle, it's me, Mandy!" "(Laughs)" "That's unbelievable." "(Clicks switch) No, seriously, I-it's me." "Listen, I've been so desperate to talk to you." "(Clicks switch) Oh, Mandy, I was worried." "I didn't hear from you." "You didn't return any of my texts." "(Clicks switch) I know." "I'm sorry." "My parents took away my phone and my computer." "Oh." "I thought you dumped me." "I was so bummed." "My--my roommate set me up with his sister tonight." "She's sweet, but she looks disturbingly like my roommate in a dress." "(Man) Be careful, Kyle." "I made that mistake once." "By the time I figured it out," "I was too revved up to hit the brakes." "I'm sorry." "Who's talking?" "Well, I'm Walter." "Whiskey, Four, Uniform, Uniform, Echo, from Lehigh Acres, Florida." "(Woman) Mandy, you can do better than this Kyle fellow." "He sounds short." "(Clicks switch) He's not short." "I am not short." "Who are you people?" "(Clicks switch) Mandy, that's how ham radio works." "Right now there could be hundreds of people all over the world listening to every word you say." "(Clicks switch) Really?" "So basically, it's exactly like Twitter but more advanced because you don't even have to type!" "(Gasps) This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me." "(Clicks switch)" "I'm really sorry, Miss Clevenger, about Boyd missing school yesterday." "It's not just that." "Today Boyd drew these pictures in class." "Here's Boyd smiling." " Oh." " And here's you smiling." "And here's his father beating the crap out of someone..." "And smiling." "Wow." "That is a lot of blood." "He used the entire red crayon." "Is there anything the school should be aware of involving Boyd's father?" "Hi." "Sorry." "I rushed over here as soon as I could." "Ah, I'd shake your hand, but I was just getting fingerprinted down at the police station, so..." "Cops, right?" "Uh, Boyd drew this picture of you hitting that guy." "That's a good likeness, buddy." "This one's gonna go right on the fridge." "So..." "This actually happened?" "Oh, yeah, well, there was this idiot at the ball game, so I had to straighten him out." "I mean, there wasn't this much blood, but, you know, kids, right?" "Uh, Miss Clevenger is concerned." "Oh, yeah, there's nothing to worry about." "We, uh, we won't be hearing from that guy anytime soon." "Mr. Vogelson," "Boyd seems to view you as violent and scary." "What?" "No." "That's-- that's crazy." "Boyd, come here." "Daddy needs to talk to you." "If I don't, are you gonna punch me?" "No, of course not." "I'm sorry." "Boyd, you're not scared of me." "Okay, I'm not scared of you." "Good, then come give me a hug." "That's the best we can do." "We're, uh..." "Scandinavian." "I'm just gonna keep these on file." "(Woman) And then he picked up the check for our meal." "If he pays for dinner, he's a winner." "(Clicks switch) #mandy-ism." "Oh, um, you can put that out there on the ham-isphere." "Feel free to re-ham that one." "(Clicks switch)" "Then after dinner, we took a lovely stroll through the cemetery, and we made out on his wife's grave." "(Elderly man) Does that count as a threesome?" "(Laughs) LOL." "Is that right, Mandy?" "LOL?" "Uh, wow, Mandy, this is really... fun." "Uh..." "But I was wondering when I could see you in private." "After she finishes her history paper, Kyle." "(Clicks switch) Guys, I'm seriously never going to finish this paper." "I know nothing about World War II." "(Clicks switch)" "(Walter) I know a little bit." "I was on the beach in Omaha." "(Clicks switch) That's great, Walter, but my paper's on the war, not on your Nebraska vacation." "(Clicks switch)" "(Elderly woman) I remember the war like it was yesterday." "In fact, a lot better than yesterday." "I'm in the early stages of dementia." "I might be able to help you with your paper, too, Mandy." "Really, Mr. Alzate?" "(Birds calling)" "Yeah, I met a fellow down here in Brazil with lots of fantastic war stories." "He's 92, bitter, and speaks with a German accent." "You do the math." " Hey." " Hey!" "Hey!" "Hi, sweetie." "Mwah." "(Door closes)" "Ryan, things getting any better with Boyd?" " No." "He's still terrified of me." "VANESSA:" "Aw." "It's just gonna take some time, okay?" "He'll get over it." "(Pats shoulder)" "I'm sorry, Ryan." "Don't be sorry." "He's got Boyd right where he wants him." "No, he doesn't." "Honey, parents want love and trust from their children, not fear." "Ah, I kinda want it all." "Mike, I don't want Boyd to obey me because he's scared of me." "I should never have hit McKendree." "Let's not go crazy here." "You finally grew a pair." "Punching that guy was the coolest thing you've ever done." "You know, admittedly, you've set the bar kinda low." "No, don't listen to him, Ryan." "It takes a big man to admit he's wrong." "Takes a big man to hit a bigger man." "No, I'm gonna take Boyd to the next game, and he can see me apologize to McKendree." "Good." "Boy, as soon as they drop, they scurry right back up inside him." "Boyd, turn off the cartoons and go wash up for dinner." "(Cartoon playing on TV) I don't want to." "Boyd, listen to your mom." "Sorry, sorry, sorry!" "(Footsteps depart rapidly)" "Now what parent wouldn't want that?" "Huh?" "I should deck somebody in front of Mandy." "Honey, you'll be the fun parent again soon, okay?" "I promise." "(Sighs)" "Hey, Boyd, can I give you a hand there?" "Thanks, Grandpa." "Use a little more hot water." "It's so cold, huh?" "Lather up a little bit." "Why do I have to wash my hands so much?" "Why do you have to pick your nose so much?" "(Chuckles)" "Soap protects your hands from germs, like your dad protects you from everything else." "My dad can be pretty scary." "Your dad's not scary." "His left wing policies-- they're scary." "But that's just 'cause he's a foot soldier for George Soros." "(Turns off faucet)" " I don't understand that." " I don't either." "Listen, the reason your dad hit that bad guy at the baseball game is he just didn't want that bad guy to hurt you." "That's what that was all about." "So he only hits bad people?" "He only hurts bad people when they might be hurting you." "Your dad is a really nice man." "He would never hurt you." "You know what I would do?" "I would go down and hug my dad and say, "I love you for taking care of me."" "Okay." "Yeah." "You're a good kid, Boyd." "You really are." "Thanks, Grandpa." "You know what?" "You kinda gotta be a good kid." "'Cause you know what your dad's capable of." "(Organ playing)" "Here we go, people." "He's back, and he could go off at any minute." "(Crowd cheering)" "Okay." "Okay, okay." "Regarding the incident that happened last game, frankly, it's disappointing that so many of you found that entertaining." "(Chanting) Killer... (Crowd joins in chanting) Killer!" "Killer!" "Killer!" "Okay, could you please just knock it off?" "(Crowd) Ooh!" "Sorry." "Just trying to teach my son a lesson." "Well, it won't be the first time you taught someone a lesson around here, right?" "Huh?" "(Cheering)" "Hey!" "Look who it is!" "It's Mike Baxter and his goon!" "(Slurring) Nice sucker punch, goon." "Great." "He's drunk again." "Great." "He's drunk again." "(Normal voice) Oh, no, guys, guys." "I-I was just messing with you." "I have not had a drink since opening day." "Mike, ah, I owe you and your whole family an apology." "I am so sorry." "I-I hope you can forgive me." " You gonna take this crap from him?" " Shh." "Yeah, and I'm gonna drop the assault charges." "Well, thank you, Mr. McKendree, but honestly," "I'm the one who should be apologizing to you." "Why?" "I was a huge jerk." "But I still shouldn't have hit you." "That was not the right thing to do." "Are you kidding me?" "You knocked me sober." "I owe you, man." "I should have handled it more peacefully." " You handled it exactly right." " Will you please just let me apologize?" "!" "CROWD:" "Ooh." " Okay, okay." "Sorry." "I'm just trying to teach my son something." "You taught your son a great lesson." "Boyd, if you hit somebody hard enough, they turn into a better person." "That's not the lesson, Mike." "Hey." "Whoa-ho-ho-ho!" "There's that temper, folks." " Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" " Eve." "Eve... (Crowd chanting) Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Okay, okay, okay." "Boyd, come on." "We're outta here." "No, no." "Come on, come on." " Stay." "Stay." " No." " Enjoy the game." " Sorry to disappoint all of you." "There'll be no punching, you bloodthirsty..." "Jackals!" "(Smack)" "(Crowd gasps and murmurs)" "(Cheering)" "Hold on a minute, let me see if I can't get that appointment with the police station." "Mandy, honey, this paper you wrote is really good." "All these personal accounts" " of people who lived through the war." " Mm-hmm." "You know, I especially like this guy Walter who landed on Omaha Beach." "Which is in France, not Nebraska, as many people mistakenly believe." "Okay." "See how much easier it is to focus when you're not wasting all your time chatting with your friends?" "Yeah, Mom, that's exactly what I learned from this entire experience." "(Laughs)" "Here." "I will get your computer, and you can type this up." "Oh, no, that's okay." "I actually already typed it up on that keyboard I found in the basement." "So... just waiting for it to print." "It's taking forever, though."

"BLACK BREAD" "Culet." "Culet." "Pitorliua..." "Pauleta." "Pauleta." "What?" "Dionis' wagon fell down into the woods." "What are talking about?" "And Culet?" "They're on the ground." "They look dead." " Where are they?" " Just around the Pallera." "As you sow, so shall you reap." " How are you?" " OK." "We're going straight home." "Your mother's very worried." "Farriol, wait!" "Here!" "Stop by the garrison tomorrow." "The Mayor and Judge will take the boy's statement." "He's been very good." "Paperwork, you know?" "Today there's no end to paperwork." " You shouldn't have stopped!" " But dad..." "Don't dad me, you'll see the headaches we have now." "Go on in!" "So?" "What happened?" "They say a landslide accident." "My God!" "What a sad death!" "And poor Culet didn't have time to even start his life." "The woods are cursed since the war." "Florència!" "Don't scare the boy even more!" "Dad, should I put the clothespin on?" " Dad?" " What?" "The clothespin." "They always knock the food over." "You notice everything, don't you?" "Put it on." "And Culet and his dad's birds?" "Who'll take care of them now?" "Pauleta, I guess." "Problem's who'll take care of her." "Andreu!" "Andreu!" "Come on, you'll be late for school." "We have to go see the Mayor and Capt. Clotet." "I can't wait." "I should be at the factory already." " Who signs, him or me?" " Both." "Andreu." "This is everything you told us." "You can write your own name, can't you?" "If you're such a good student..." "Sign it." "Poor woman." "Andreu, here it says the boy wasn't dead when you found him." " He didn't have time to say anything?" " No." "A name, anything..." "It could be important to us." "Well... he said something weird." "I think it was Pitorliua." "Does that mean anything to you?" "There's a bird named that." "A little, tame one." "Yes, yes, but besides the bird?" "They say in the Baumes cave there's like a ghost called Pitorliua." "Take the boy to the other room, give him a coffee, he's been good." "And you wait, we're not done yet." "Though it looks like an accident, it's hard to believe." "We think someone pushed Dionís Seguí off." "Children's fantasies apart, all that makes us think about this Pitorliua story." "Don't worry about a thing, kid." "What did you say?" "Don't worry about a thing." "We'll bring you some breakfast." "The white bread's not for you." "Take the other one." "You and Dionís were inseparable." "Too much business together:" "Birds, trade unions, dirty work that's better not to discuss..." "I'd be careful if I was you." "Too many people have it in for you." "Done lecturing me?" "Ljust want to warn you." "There are still a lot of reds to purge." "You wouldn't want to wind up like Dionís." "Not for you, forthe kids and widows who never meddled." "Andreu." "Andreu, come on, leave it, we're going." "You're different from your dad." "I hope you pick a better path." "He'll do what we want." "You have no damn say in it!" "Florència didn't choose so well." " So she should've chosen you!" " She'd be much better off." "Those clowns, a bunch of losers!" "What are you doing?" "Packing, can't you see?" "Where are you going?" "To France." "The Captain suspects Dionís Seguí was killed." "What?" "Who was it?" "I don't know." "Could've been anyone." "Even one of those Town Hall traitors." "I'm afraid they'll go after me." "But why?" "Because Dionís and I represented too much." "You shouldn't have gotten into politics." "I was defending my ideas." "And look where you ideas got us." "Me, I work like crazy." "Look what you got with your bird mania and ideals." "All I've ever done was so you'd never lack anything at home." "And now too." "I'll talk to the owners of mother's farm to see if they can help you." "Those Manubens!" "They ruin everything they touch in town." "Are you forgetting Pitorliua's mishap?" "Goddam it!" "With you always reminding me?" "You can't get it out of your head." "I'm sick of hearing it." "I'm leaving and that's it!" "If you walk out that door" "I'll kill all your birds." "Because I won't go up to give them anything." "No water, no millet, no seeds, nothing!" "Just one dead bird, and pay close attention, Florència, just one and you'll remember it the rest of your life." "Get out!" "I'm sorry." "Don't take it like that." "I said get out!" "Can't you see I love you more than anything?" "Come on, don't make it harder for me." "There's a bundle in the wagon with everything you might need." "I've got lots of work and can't be there for you." "You'll have fun at grandma's." "Playing with Quirze and Núria." "She's here visiting." "Núria who?" "Uncle Fonso's girl." "He went to France." "Careful on the stairs, Andreu." "Go sit down." "Wait for me here." "I'll be right back." "Here, that's for grandma to make herself a suit." "Be good at your new school and study a lot." "So you don't end up in some shitty factory." "It's enough for me to be in one." "I'll go see you every Sunday." "I can't more often, it's many hours away." "Your father must leave, but he loves us." "Don't forget that." "You have to be a man now and bear it." "What will you do in France?" "I don't know." "Go see uncle Fonso and then we'll see." "Don't worry, I'll be back soon." "Then you'll come with me." "Father, does Pitorliua from the cave really exist?" "That's just silly!" "Couldn't that be who killed Culet and his father?" "How can you be so grown up and believe in ghosts?" "And the screams factory workers hear from the Baumes cave?" "Nonsense!" "Don't try to learn so much or you'll go blind like that king in grandma's tale." "Take the reins." "Look, Andreu, Pitorliua was a guy who hid in the Baumes for political reasons." "No ghosts, no stories." "OK?" "Yes, father." " Can I have your glasses?" " No, glasses aren't to play with." "OK, here." "You just be well." "That's the only obligation kids should have." "The kids are coming down for school." "They shouldn't see you." "Here, take this too." "Come, let's go, mother." "Oh, Ció!" "First Bernat's death, then your husband;" "Fonso lost up in France and now Farriol, the only son I had left..." "Farriol, what a scatterbrain!" "We need men, not more children and headaches." "Leave your brother alone." "Andreu is ours now and he'll stay here as long as he needs." "Florència has to work all day and hold the fort." "No, it's like this!" "Quirze, say hi to your cousin." " Hey." "How are you?" " OK." "And don't you remember Núria?" "How could he if Fonso spent half his life in Manlleu?" "Núria came to live here recently." "Andreu's going to stay with us a while." "And a hello for aunt Enriqueta?" "Come here, handsome!" " You're so grown-up!" " You coming with us?" "Not yet." "We'll go talk to the teachertomorrow." "Come on, off to school." " What's wrong with her hand?" " None of your business." "Ció." "A bomb exploded when she was playing by the river and she lost her fingers." "But don't mention it to her." "She doesn't like to talk about it." "I'll be late today." "All of Vic teamed up to come have their clothes made." "Now go say goodbye to your father." "Look, Andreu," "I won't be around now and people are evil." "Always hold your head high." "And if they say ugly things about me or our family, pay them no mind." "Everything I'm doing is for you." "What's all the nodding mean?" "It means me too, father." "PORTRAIT OF A BIRD KILLER" ""Victory is never neutral or undeserved." "Victory is never neutral or undeserved." "You must avoid the defeated..." "You must avoid the defeated..."" "Shit!" ""..." "like you would the plague"." "You dropped this." ""..." "like you would the plague"." ""Vae victis", which means "Woe betide the defeated!"" "The defeated have no right to even a small footnote in the great book ofhistory, because history is always written by winners." "But I am always in favor of victors because they're more worthy." "Anyone know why?" "Me." "They're braver." "No." "Because they've known how to win." "And only those who know how to win can win." "Like the rich are more worthy than the poor." "Anyone know why?" "Their money." "Almost, you're close." "What a shitty teacher, on and on about the same thing." "Mr. Madern is a drunk, but he's right about what he says." "About what, smarty-pants?" "That you're dumberthan a fly?" "That you should avoid louses like you like the plague." "Then go!" "Or are you scared to be in the woods alone, you little rat?" "You're the rats!" "You reds will end up like Pitorliua, hiding in a cave like "monsters"." "He isn't a monster." "My father told me." "He doesn't know anything." "He became a monster from being in the cave so long." "You can still see him run naked in the woods." "That's nonsense!" " What kind of monster is he?" " Aweird bird." "Well, half human, half bird, but one of those birds you can't tell what it is until they mate." "You're dumberthan dumb." "Sure, I'm not as well trained as you." "What do you mean?" "Teacher pays more attention to you." "You're worse than the flu!" "The teacher who teaches me tra-la-la-la-la-la-lee," "The teacher who teaches me is in love with me." "You're a fílthy pig and a liar!" "You're all useless!" "Like dogs!" "With no mother or father." "Núria, you'll wind up running around the woods naked like a whore!" "Like your aunt Enriqueta and her bicycle, who said to hell with mourning to do it in the bushes with Guards." "Whores, you're all just a bunch of shameless whores!" "Good morning!" "Hurry up, the sun's up already and if you're late, I get scolded." "What the hell?" "So early?" "You never let me sleep." "And you?" "I can't sleep with you snoring all day." "What?" "What are you doing, you filthy girl?" "Get inside!" "You're going to be late!" " What were you doing on the balcony?" " Nothing." "You were half naked." " You spying on me or what?" " No, but I've seen you othertimes." "What are you doing?" "My chilblains hurt." " That's disgusting!" " Shut up, halfwit!" "Get out of here!" "Hey, aren't you afraid they'll tell your dad when he gets back?" " They can't tell him anything." " Oh, no?" "Why not?" "Because they can't." "My father's dead." "Dead, dead?" "Dead and gone." "Isn't he in France?" "It's what they want us to believe and I pretend I don't know, but I do." " Swear you won't tell anyone this." " I swear." "Father hung himself from a rafter." "He destroyed the town's bridges so the Fascists couldn't arrive and when he was done, he went home and hung himself." "I found him in the morning, alone, and I was so sad I didn't know what to do." "I took off my clothes, went out on the balcony and later I felt..." "my head was cleared." "That's why now, when I miss him, I do the same." " And your mother?" " She hid it from me." "Then she left the village with a married man and left me behind with a relative who was neverthere, until grandma said enough and took me with herto the farm." "Now you know, open your mouth and I'll cut off your balls." "Got it?" "I trust you." "You're different." " What do you mean you love me?" " I've fallen in love with you." "What am I supposed to say?" "Come and live with me." "Gudiol, I can't live with you." "I'm needed here." "Don't you see?" "I have to feed the animals, go to Vic every day to sew." "Find someone who loves you." "I have money." "Stuff your money up your ass." " Enriqueta!" " What?" "Don't treat Gudiol that way." "He's a good man." " Then you keep him." " I don't need him." "Me neither." "I go blind sewing to make a day's pay." "That's no problem." "The whole town talking about you is." "They love to badmouth dressmakers." "Whatever!" "It will stop once you get married." " To that hunchbacked old man?" " He's right for you." "You need a man and he needs a nanny for his kids." "What are you staring at?" "Grab that basket and come with me." "Don't touch those blankets!" "Don't." "They're infected!" "You want to get sick like the consumptives?" "Get out of here." "You have to wash, boil and scrub them well, even then they still smell of death." "Ave Maria!" "These damn monks!" "The sick will die, but they put the blankets to good use." "Good morning!" "Leave the blankets here and wait in the kitchen." "Hey, you!" "Give me a couple cookies." " These?" " Yes, of course." "Don't come too close, I'm sick and it's contagious." "Leave them here." "Thank you." "You live at the farm near here?" "Bring me some food one day, OK?" "When I'm in the meadow." "Not here." "These monks starve us to death." "Why did you do that the other day?" "That what?" "This..." "Ah, this..." "I was moving my wings." "Don't you feel sometimes, when you're bored and tired, like throwing it all into the fíre?" "No..." "Well, maybe." "Well it happens to me and when it does, I grow wings here from my back," "they start flapping and I begin to fly." "Up and up, as if I had a growing fever, like I could erase everything..." "And you know what I think?" "What?" "What do you think?" "That right then if I wanted to, if I said yes, with a good flap of my wings I'd go on to another world." "Andreu!" "She's looking for you." "Andreu!" "Come, let's go!" "...when that deformed creature was well inside the castle, where it was dark, dark, dark, suddenly a white owl flew past him." "And he also heard people coming with bells and rattles and carbide lamps." "And he was scared 'cause he knew they were coming to kill him." " Are you listening to me or not?" " Yes." " So why did they want to kill him?" " He was a monster." " Because he was different." " And he'd gobbled up a girl, grandma." "That too, but especially because he was different." "Now listen closely, we're all going to go to bed now because the ghosts will be out soon." "You see?" "This house is full of them." "Those are just stories." "Right, stories..." "They're everywhere." "And they see and hear everything." "Especially at night, when they move around the most." "Nothing, a copper pot fell." "...and I saw him come out, all black, going upstairs, to the loft." "Did grandma see him?" "No." "She said what's he look like and laughed." "Sure, silly." "Can't you see it was a dream?" " Quirze, go get water from the well." " No it wasn't!" "Mercè!" "Mercè, come on out!" "Mother, they're calling for you." "Come on, come on." "It's to the loft." "Go up one night and you'll see." "Andreu, Andreu!" "Jan will come get you on Sunday." " Why?" " To go to town to see your mom." "Won't know where you're from if you never see your home." "Hurry, you'll be late to school." " And that?" " For a snack." " Let's go?" " No, you wait for Quirze." "Why do you give them food?" "Can't you see they're rotting?" " What do you mean?" " Rotting means... rotting, like apples or pears, that look good outside but are full of shit inside." "Their lungs are dirty." "From eating little and working lots." "You think any of them ever lifted a sack of potatoes?" " Then how'd they get sick?" " They're infected by vice." "They look like angels, but I bet they go bed hopping at night." "What for?" "Are you daft or just pretending?" "Because they're horny..." "Some die from stroking theirthings so much." "But they're all men!" "So?" "There are men who turn around and play the part of women." "Like Pitorliua." "Or you've never heard of fags?" "I heard they choke coughing up blood." "And 'cause they dry out from coming so much." "They have enough problems with their disease!" "You might end up like those puny guys with so much studying and nonsense." "So?" "Is that hot chocolate good?" "Yes." "You write like a notary." "You like coming up here to see all this splendor." "You're not like Quirze and Núria." "We don't have these things at home." "The owners used to spend summers here, but now... now nothing, they have so many houses." "And if you could see their bathrooms, you'd love that." "They even have this porcelain thing they call a bidet they use just to wash their ass." "What are you doing?" "I told you not to do homework here, you draw on the table!" "And careful with those plates." "The Manubens might ask forthem." "They hardly even come for some of the crops and livestock." "Time for dinner, the kids are waiting." " Andreu, come down here." " Coming!" "Come on, Andreu, hurry up." "Jan will be here soon with the wagon." "Don't hold him up, it'll be dark when you get back." "I have to go to the Town Hall." "To take some of your dad's papers." "That insignifícant Mayor has feathers for brains" " and one idea:" "To never lose." " Weren't you marrying him?" "I had many suitors." "I was quite pretty back then." "Afterthe 1st time I saw your dad, there were no more." "I would have followed him to the end of the world." "Here, for you," " to keep you company." " Why'd he have to run away?" "Pure envy!" "Too good, too handsome, too much politics." " And this angel?" " Hey!" "Don't touch that!" "They're mine and not your business." "What did dad do?" "Nothing, he didn't want to be a farmer..." "He wanted to learn at night school, like you want to be a doctor." "His teacher was the most revolutionary of all." "He joined a left-wing party and the other shopkeepers boycotted him." "What's boycott?" "Mess things up for us." "So much so we had to close the butcher's shop." "To make money he teamed up with Dionís, then his bird mania, the chirping contests all that nonsense." "I'm going to lie down." "The night shift starts today and I'm exhausted before starting." "Andreu?" "Andreu!" "What are you doing up here?" "I thought you were a ghost." " How did you get in?" " The key was in the lock." "Come here." "Up you go." "Wow, how you've grown!" " Are you OK?" " I am, father." "What are you doing here?" "I had to come back." "I got sick when I was in the mountains and... anyway." "Can't you see a doctor?" "Doctors and medicines can't cure my illness." "What is it?" "Bring me that cage." "The red one." "Look." "See this chaffinch?" "They're the jumpiest birds of all, they always want to escape." "He'd destroy his beak and wings in a cage not made of small sticks." "It's the same with me." "You understand?" "Birds are made to be free and fly, Andreu." "Like angels, they have no borders." "We can cage them, but can't change the way they are." "People's ideals, the things one loves, the places we want to reach, that's how we are too." "But if they don't come true, people can become very evil." "That's why we must fíght for ideals." "Each for his own." "Listen, the owl..." "Enough!" "Grab that sack and help me." "How's the new school?" "I hear you're doing well." " I don't like that school." " No?" "Why not?" "They're always talking about who won and who lost, and they point at us like we're the plague." "Feel no shame!" "Hold your head high, we never hurt anyone." "They're the agitators but they'll change... right?" " Didn't you want to be a doctor?" " Yes, father." "For a family of farmers like ours, studying is a luxury, but we'll do what we must for you." "Time heals everything." "That's what grandma says." "But I think the more it goes on, the worse." "You might be right, maybe time should go in reverse." "You see?" "The owl announced it." "They're giving the last rites to someone dying at the convent." "Some animals sniff out death." "Others' ortheir own..." "Let's go or it'll get light out." "Can I come back?" "When you want." "Don't tell your cousins or anyone." " What's the 1st condition of a secret?" " No one can know it." "Did you go up to see the ghost?" "No need to keep it quiet." "I know your dad's hiding there." "It'll be the same as with mine." "Adults hide everything with lies." "Hey, hey, come here." "See?" "I told you so." "Bet she's with a Civil Guard." " Let's see what auntie's doing." " Leave her alone!" " I wanna see what they're up to." " What do you think?" "Fucking!" "Fucking?" "You know what fucking is?" "Of course I know what it is!" "You don't know anything." "Lie down." "Dead hand, dead hand, knock on this door." "Teacher says it's the nightingale's nest orthe cuckoo's lair." "Mr. Madern?" "So it's true what Roviretes says?" "Mr. Madern is a pig." "He's the only person who's treated me well." "That's what you say!" "How long's it been?" "Since Corpus Christi." "The boys at school, since I got naked on balconies, gave me stickers to show them my privates." "He found out, but instead of scolding me, he gave me money." "Doesn't it bother you?" "Me?" "I couldn't care less." "He says I'm like a tree or a stone because I don't ask for anything..." "Then why do you do it?" "Because I like it." "But... it's different with you," "I do it with you because I love you." " You're such a slut." " And you're a coward like your dad!" "Leave me alone!" "Cripple!" "Rotten hand!" "Here." "Kiss it." "Pitorliua." " What are you doing here so late?" " Shut it, Ció!" " Good thing I got here before them." " Before who?" " The Guards want to search the house." " So?" "To look for Farriol." "They know he's not in France." "They'll blame him for Seguí's death." " Are the keys here?" " Yes, up on the shelf." "He should leave the farm, and the sooner the better." "What are you doing?" "Come on, go wake up your aunt Enriqueta." "Go!" "And don't go outside." " What's wrong?" " Where's auntie?" "I don't know." "Farriol, hurry." "The Guards will be here any second." " Go now while it's dark." " Where?" "Try to make it to Gudiol's farm, and afterthat we'll see." "They're coming for you." "A Guard just told me." " Where are they?" " At the fence." "Don't go out." "Stay up in the loft." "It's the safest place, son." "They're here." "And you get back in your damn room!" " What's all this?" " Statutory search." "Our house and stables are open to all." "Come when you like." "You heard her." "Carry on!" "Now?" "The sooner the better." "To put an end to the reports." "What reports?" "With this family's record, we're sure to fínd hidden things." " We don't have anything." " We'll fínd something." " What are they looking for?" " Hell if I know!" "Inexistent things." "They must think we sell black market flour or smuggle tobacco from Andorra." "Rumors from people who hate us." "The loft is locked." " Where are the keys?" " The owners have them." "Break the door down." "Harder, dammit, harder!" "Come on!" "Can I kiss my son goodbye?" "Tell your mom not to be so stubborn and talk to the Manubens." "Here, drink this." "We can't stop this." "We can't save him." "Yes, Florència." "We can lodge appeals, talk to lawyers, the Town Hall, the Union, the "Movimiento"." "Move heaven and Earth." "They made all this up, he was too important to pardon." "Florència." "What did your father whisperto you?" "For you not to be stubborn and talk to the Manubens." " We won't get anywhere with them." " Don't be like that." "I prefer not to." "There's something about them." "These are men's affairs..." "You want me to go running to kiss their ass?" "If they can help your husband, it's more than worth it." "We'll be OK, Andreu." "Not everything can turn out so wrong." "I'm cast from a different mold." "Your dad will get ill in that hellhole." " Here, put these socks on." " I don't want to." "They have holes." "They want our heads bowed?" "Fine." "Now they'll see we're poor." "There's no need to dress the part." "It's not enough to be poor, we have to prove it." "Come on." "Father wouldn't like this." "He already had his way." "Look what it got him." "Mrs. Manubens is very rich and she likes children because she doesn't have any." "So be nice and make a good impression, OK?" "Now make that pitiful face I showed you." "Come on!" "Get up, get up!" "You can go." "How are you, Florència?" "You can't even imagine, ma'am." "I feel so bad for you." "This must be Andreu..." "He looks so much like Farriol!" "The same eyes... identical." " This boy needs a good steak." " You're right, ma'am!" "Poor thing, it's not his fault." "I don't know if I can be both mother and father." "Achild needs a father nearby to grow up honest." "You're influential, the authorities listen to you." "Look, Florència, let's get this straight." "What did your husband do?" "Nothing, ma'am!" "He wouldn't hurt a fly!" "He had to do something bad if the prosecutor wants the death penalty." "They say he killed Dionís Seguí, but that's the shopkeepers who hate him, they can't forgive him for being the competition or his politics." "What's wrong with this boy?" "I have to pee." "Come." "Come with me." "When you're done go to the kitchen." "The maid will fíx you a snack." "Girl!" "Take him to the bathroom." "Then fix him some hot chocolate, OK, son?" "You come with me." "We shouldn't talk about this in front of him." "Sit down." "It's a snack for you." "Florència, here." "Take this to the Mayor and he'll know what to do." "Thank you, ma'am." "I don't know how to repay you." "Farriol is a good man." "Don't start again." "I'll do what's necessary, but you know what I think." "Dionís Seguí was bad company." "And forgive me for saying so, but you loving your man doesn't mean he's innocent." "I have a letter from Mrs. Manubens." "Come on in." "Come on, get up." "Leave the boy." "It's better if we talk alone." "Wait for me here." "You should have chosen better, Florència." "Now I have better livestock." "I'm sick of my mom dragging me around to make people feel sorry." "Is it true your dad killed that guy?" "Lies!" "Pitorliua killed him." "I know it." " That can't be." " Why can't it?" "Mr. Madern says Pitorliua has been dead for years." "And the screams from Baumes cave?" "Yarns!" "Pitorliua is dead and buried in your village cemetery." "Aren't the festivities in your village on Sunday?" "Yes." "So I'll come with you when you go see your mother." "Who's that?" "Dionís Seguí's wife." "Poorthing's not all here." "Look, it's that one!" "How do you know it is?" "Mr. Madern told me it's the only one with an archangel." "A silver one at that." "My mother has a photo of a boy with that name." "And the flowers are fresh." "Your mother puts them there." "My mother?" "Why?" "Must be to help him purge his sins." "What sins?" "Lmpure sins against nature." "Poorthing..." "If they hadn't damaged him..." "What happened to him?" "You know what a castrate is?" " Afag that doesn't have any balls." " Exactly!" "They have no use forthem so they rip them off." "Like they did to him." "But why?" "He played the dyke for Manubens' brother and stayed with him in Baumes... until they taught him a lesson one day." "They just wanted to haze him, but it seems someone brought pig castration cord and they tied it to his privates." "To frighten him, for laughs... but things started to warm up and with a strong tug... they tore them right off." "Who was it?" "A bunch of village men." "But the real work was done by two." " Who were they?" " Two rats." "One is buried here back over there and the other..." "He'll also be here soon." "That's a lie." "My father says Pitorliua's alive, hiding in a cave." "There you have it." "Don't believe what your fathertells you." "You'll open your eyes some day." "All that's left in the cave is Pitorliua's blood and his cursed shadow." "To hell with the story of the bird from the cave." "Where's Núria?" "In church." "She wanted to see the festivities." "Come on in and eat something." "I brought some figs." "Why do you have a photo of Pitorliua?" "They show you that at school?" "To pry into other's things?" "You nevertell me anything!" "You want to know my things but I can't know yours!" "Look, Andreu..." "I have photos of Marcel Saurí because he gave them to me when he left town." " Why?" "Was he your boyfriend?" " No, please..." "Marcel was..." "the nicest person I ever met... and cheerful!" "We loved each other like brother and sister, but he was too delicate." "He wasn't cut out forthis and they made his life hell." "By doing what?" "They kicked him out of town..." "that's it!" "All those things are over and behind us." "But you know something?" "Now I'm proud I kept his portraits." "It's not wrong to have photos of a friend who gave you flowers, who treated you like a princess." "It's comforting to me when I think about how the others treated him." "You think nobody else ever entered it?" "Yeah, right!" "I bet there are still blood-stained rocks." "And knives." "Don't be stupid." "They did it with a cord." "And if they killed him later?" "He didn't die here." "He ran away from town." "This is where they castrated him." "It's incredible he could live without..." "Orthat you've lived in the country all your life!" "What about pigs and horses?" "Sure, but a person..." "Come on, light it." "Look." "It was here." "Pitorliua..." "Look," "Dionís, Pauleta's husband." "Look, the other starts with an F..." "Francesc or Ferran or..." "Or Farriol." "It's dark out." "We should go..." "Núria?" "Núria." "Look at the faggot!" "Faggot!" "Andreu!" "Andreu." "Where are you going like that?" "You'll catch cold." "Now what's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Go get dressed." "We have a permit to see your father." " I won't go to the prison." " What's wrong with you?" " I know what he did to Pitorliua." " What do you know?" "Don't pretend." "He castrated him like a pig." " Says who?" " Pauleta was at the cemetery..." "You think you should listen to her?" "Don't you see she's nuts?" " And only wants to hurt people?" " Don't lie to me, dammit!" "Come here." "Look, Andreu." "These years were hard for your father." "We were living on my pay only and almost lost the house." " Dionís offered him a job." " And that has to do with?" "It was to scare him into leaving." " Mrs. Manubens would pay them." " To castrate him?" "No, just for the hazing with grease." "Thing is, Dionís was a brute and," "God forgive me for badmouthing the dead, he was heartless too." "But I swear your father had nothing to do with how it all ended." "Don't judge him." "He's suffered so much seeing me work like a slave, hearing you want to be a doctor and not being able to give us anything." "Maybe your father made mistakes, but he did it for us, especially for you." "If you fail him now, he'll go to pieces." "Look, they're coming out!" "Andreu, up you go!" " Is that him?" "You see him?" " I don't know." "I'm not sure." "Come!" "How are you?" "OK." " Has your wound healed?" " What?" "Your wound." "Is it healed?" "Yes, yes, it's healed." "I brought you clothes and food." "I gave it to a guard." "Everyone sends their love." "They're fattening a pig for when you get out." "No, Florència." "It's all over." "You hold on." "It will be OK, you'll see." "How's the boy doing?" "Fine, he doesn't miss a day of school and he's doing well." "Give your father a kiss." "Give this to your mother." "Tell herto get it to the Manubens." "Lady!" "I'll kick that kid back in place!" "Andreu, come!" "What did your father give you?" "Hide it, hide it." "Mrs. Manubens is very bossy, right, grandma?" "With all that money she can be." "But she looks sad, doesn't she?" "I don't think so." "Poor people." "They lost a son not even 1 and never had more." "And this is Pere, her brother." "They made him marry a woman he didn't love and sent him to France." "May he be in Heaven." "He could have had everything, you see." "Whereas we, who have nothing... well, we're still alive." " Can I go?" " Wait, we haven't finished." "When you're finished, come to my room." " OK." " I'll be waiting." "Hey, Andreu!" "I'd like to know why all the portraits!" "They're only good to use in obituaries." "Come in." "Sit, sit." "I didn't know your father was in jail." "The Manubens told me." "They asked about you, your ability, your knowledge, your behavior." "And to ask you if you want them to take care of your studies, if you'd like to get a degree." "It seems your father's case isn't going too well." "My mother said the lawyer will fíx it." "Sure, you never know until the last minute, right?" "But they say that if it doesn't go well, your mother could get along better." "I mean... without you..." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "Look, the Manubens don't have children, and want to adopt someone." "I already have parents." "Andreu, you have to be sure about this." "You can continue studying, or stay here working in the fields or a factory." "That's all there is." "Wait." " What?" " They've come for Andreu." "That's a very important decision." "Think it over, it's a good opportunity." "Know that I'm telling you this because I love you and your cousins." "Well don't love us so much." "Go on, they're waiting for you." "Andreu." "Look, I lost my parents when I was very young, so I had to do what I'm doing and not what I wanted." "If I'd had an opportunity like you, I'd have taken it." "You're you and I'm me." " What did he want?" " Nothing." "Andreu, let's go." " Your mom's waiting for you." " What's wrong?" "She got a permit to go to thejail." "But we went last week." "They're taking him to Barcelona." "Oh, bad sign." "It's what they do with those who don't return." "Are you stupid or what?" "Come here." "Come, sit, I'm tired of sitting all day." "They asked me if you want a priest." "No priests." "They're all leeches and traitors." " Hey, Andreu?" " Yes." "Know what?" "I heard that owl singing last night, and knew he was singing for me." "But I'm not sad, so you shouldn't be either." "We won't see each other again, will we?" "No." "Now, Andreu, listen closely." "We don't have much time." "The war has hurt us all badly." "But the worst part of war isn't that people go hungry or have to escape, or even that they kill us." "The worst part of war is they make us forget our ideals, because without ideals a person is nothing." "So to me the most important thing is what's here" "and in here." "You must protect that like a treasure." "Will you do that?" "And now go, your mom and I have a lot to talk about before ourtime runs out." "I brought you something." "To keep you company." "Not much time left for company." "You'd better take him home with you." "Look after him, OK?" "And your mothertoo, take good care of her." "You have to mourn for a year." "Your mother, the rest of her life." "Poorthing..." "Executed like a criminal." "They didn't let me see him even in his last moment." "Quirze, sit overthere." "Don't shed a single tear." "No need to make them feel sorry." "I'm in charge of the funeral." "We had no time to make cards." "Next Sunday we'll hand them out if they let us do the burial." "Say hello to Macià." "He's letting us bury your father in his niche." "Or we'd bury him in the ground like a dog." "You come with me." "What do I tell that poor woman?" "Tell her what I told you before." "Damn priest!" " Why isn't he starting?" " I don't know." "What's wrong?" "We're all here." "The priest says there's no sense to a funeral for a man who cursed priests to the end." " We can pray together if we want." " To hell with praying!" "Andreu, we're leaving." "120 kilos of fat and nothing more!" "No room for what you call Christian charity." "Don't listen to her." "She's crazy." " Come back!" " I want them to hear me!" "Florència." "Not now!" " Leave it be!" " I can't." "Don't you see I can't?" "So he's dead!" "You're happy now." "Is his death good for anything?" "Is not burying him properly good for anything?" "I'll tell you what it's good for." "To trample those who won't bow down to you." "Don't make me talk." "You should kill me too, next to him." "Aren't I red enough?" "Don't mind her." "She's lost her head." "I'm aware of her condition." "We'll talk later." "You ruined my life." "You hear me?" "We've done too much for you." "All of you." "Sure!" "Black bread and red sugar, with the ration book and waiting hours in line!" "That's all you've given us." "Bread with no soul or virtue; dead, like all of you, because of this goddamn war that's killed us all." "All who deserved it." "Mother, let's go." "When you were in your mother's womb, they should have thrown her in the pigs' trough to be eaten alive." "Let's go, we have no more business here." "Let's go." "Pauleta, why are you here?" "To offer my condolences." "Andreu, go put the cages on the porch." "Let him stay." "Young people need to get used to hearing serious words." "14 times the judge called me to ask if I distrusted someone, ifDionís' death had to do with Pitorliua..." "You have to bring all that up again?" "See how they're all dead?" "Pitorliua, our husbands." "All!" "All except Pere Manubens' wife, who's very much alive." "What are you getting at, Pauleta?" "After Pitorliua's misfortune," "Pere went to France, but they made him marry before." "When he died last year, his sister, Mrs. Manubens, told Dionís to steal her brother's marriage certifícate to nullify the marriage and keep the entire fortune." "Why don't you tell the judge and not me?" "You can be on the Manubens' side, but never against them." "I told Dionís that often, but him, being so stubborn, he blackmailed Mrs. Manubens once he had the papers." "And the damn bitch got rid of him." "Like she did with your man." "Farriol was executed for being red." "Farriol was garroted because he had no red left in him." "He was like my man:" "A lout, a traitor and a hired killer... but worse, because Dionís, despite what he was, could never have killed a boy." "What do you mean?" "Shall I spell it out for you?" "Tell you who they paid this time to fínish it all off?" "That I won't tolerate!" "Yes you will tolerate it!" "I owe it to my son!" "Get out!" "Your father, always talking about ideals." "Look what shitty ideals he had." "I said get out!" "What I don't understand is Farriol's silence." "With nothing to lose, it's like he let himself be killed." "Pauleta, you gave us your condolences." "You can leave." "And don't ever come back." "Good night!" "Now go to sleep if you can." "How could father kill Culet?" "Forgive us, Andreu." "You have to forgive your father and me." "We didn't know how to do a better job." "Don't touch me!" "No more ghosts, huh?" "Why'd you take off the mourning bracelet?" "I won't have anything to do with my father." "Or my mother." "Aunt Ció wants me to work at the factory." "The Manubens want to take me to Igualada." "They want to hook you." "Listen, Andreu, why don't we run away together?" "Us two?" "Where?" "To Vic, on the train." "Nobody knows us there." "What do you think?" "I've thought about it a lot." "We'll set fires in town at siesta time." "When they're all running to put them out, we'll escape." "Let's make a pact?" "Deal." "But before, we'll cast a spell." "And here's the rabbit." "Made with onions as you like it." " Now that is a sin!" " You deserve the best." "You're so understanding with us." "Forget it..." "Come in." "The Manubens were just talking about you." "How you and your mother suffered with your father's death." "But that's all over, right son?" "Here, this is for you." "Chocolate." "Thank you." "We think you could help out your mother." "Another mouth at home is always a burden, especially with no wages." "Would you like to start high school next year in Igualada?" "Later you could get a degree." "Your mother would have no expenses or headaches." "And you'd have space to study and everything at home." "For God's sake, say something." "Leave him, Ció, it's logical he has to think about it." "It's good he hasn't had his wings clipped." "It will be like now, Andreu, but different." "You and your motherthink about it." "We've already discussed it." "Come here." "She'll do what you say, whatever's best for you." "We'll sign him up so he won't lose his place and later he'll say yes." "What are you doing?" "I buried two serins." " You buried them alive?" " So what?" "You kill them too." "You think we didn't know?" "Look." "And what did you bring of yours?" "What's so funny?" " This shitty globe." " What should they have put there?" "Don't you like birds?" "Then lots of birds." "Dead, stuffed." "That would be your portrait:" "Portrait of a bird killer." "When the bomb blew off my hand, the gang gathered all the little pieces in a shoe box and one day I went to get it." "Dead hand, dead hand, knock on this door." "Leave me alone." "There's just no kidding with you." "You know what?" "I'd like to set a bird on fíre one day." "A ball of fire flying in the air, squawking, until it falls to the ground." "Ashower of ashes is all that would be left of it." "Did you ever want to die?" "Well I'll never die completely;" "I'll die little by little, first one hand, then the other..." "Remember I'm already a little buried." "And when I'm really dead, to hell with the living!" "Dead hand, dead hand," "Now I can't ever die." "You're crazy!" "What's that?" "Chocolate." "For you." "The owners gave it to me." "What do they want?" "To go with them to continue my education." " That's what you wanted." " I want to get my own life together." "What are you going to do?" "Run away!" "With my cousin." "But fírst we're going to burn everything." "You be careful, Andreu!" "That girl's mad at the world." "And she's evil-minded." "What should I do?" "Go to the factory?" "With the owners?" "You fly too low, Andreu." "So low it seems like you'rejust walking." "Fly high and don't let anyone catch you." "And how can I do that?" "Thinking." "With your head." "And choosing what you like most." "Then come with me." "I can't." "Why can't you?" "Because one of these days I'll spread my wings, spread them wide, completely." "Don't come any closer." " Where were you?" " Around." "Your mother's waiting for you." "She came forthe thing with the Manubens." "Andreu, come in!" "It all went well." "The owners and your mother agree." "Right, Florència?" "Of course, poorthing can barely stand up straight." "We've discussed it." "What's so bad about it?" "All your life moaning about the owners' conditions, now you agree to everything." "With him it's different." "An education." "They'll take him away like he was livestock!" "What should we do?" "Get out of this land that's not ours." " So now we have to leave?" " Shut up or you'll get slapped." "Look, Enriqueta, in what stuffy apt." "In what lousy town would we all fít, animals, old folks, aunts, uncles, etc?" "Here even those who had nothing have eaten." "I've worked like mad to help." "When it suited you, with the schedule and life you wanted." "We should have bridled you before!" "Do what you will with the boy," "I won't be at your orders waiting for a groom on a plate." "I'll pick him and if he knows how to raise my skirt, better." "Stop it!" "We're here to talk about Andreu." "What do you say, mother?" "I can't understand anyone leaving his village and family, but if it's for his own good..." "What about me?" "No one's going to ask me?" "Wasn't I supposed to choose?" "Andreu's right." "Say what you think, son." "I don't want to live like this or be pointed at or more lies." "I don't want to be like you." "Come with me." "We'll do what you want, son, but I want to be sure you realize the people who want to be your parents are..." " Do you realize?" " Yes." "I know it's their fault father's dead." "Andreu is leaving." "His father would have wanted it." "No, mother." "It's what I want." "You traitor!" "You promised me." "How can you leave me alone?" "If I can leave my mother, why wouldn't I leave you?" "Put that in here." "So, ready to go?" "If you forgot something, we'll stop back to get it." "Now go say goodbye to your family." "...Polyphemus in "The Odyssey" represents what is monstrous because it only has one eye and is a giant." "Also, and this is important, because its human nature was corrupted until becoming a being of a nature different from the one it had orthat was hidden within..." "Yes?" "Visit for Andrés Manubens." "You, face the wall!" "How are you?" "So, studying a lot?" " Do they treat you OK?" " Yes, very well." "I want no complaints about you." "Show them we taught you well, you have good manners." "You can sit, mother." "I brought you sausage and everything you like." "I had to change shifts at the factory, change trains, take 2 buses." "You have no idea." "If it's so hard, don't come anymore." "That's not why I said it, silly." "You feel that's the way to treat me?" "You know, Andreu?" "I wish things had gone differently too." "I swear I've worked myself to the bone." "I've done nothing but work and work for you for your father... for everyone." "And I will till the day I die..." "I'll cover my own face with the sheet just so I won't have to trouble anyone." "Your dad would be so happy to see you here, so many books." "Forget about father." "I have to get back to class." "You like being here?" "Yes." "I like it a lot." "I want you to know you're here thanks to him." "Rememberthe letter he gave you in prison forthe Manubens?" "It said he wouldn't report them if they gave you everything you need." "You understand?" "He let himself be killed so you could be here." "I've forgiven your father." "Maybe you should forgive him too." " Hey, Andreu!" " What?" "Who was that weird woman?" "Someone from my town with a package for me."

"Previously on how I met your mother:" "Ted:" "She was completely amazing." "She was amazing and funny and..." "You have feelings for ted." "Maybe." "Victoria:" "I've just been offered a fellowhip" "At a culinary institute in germany." "Do you want to try long distance?" "Yes." ""This long-distance thing sucks, huh?" "And I really need to talk to you tonight."" "She's going to dump me!" "She's not going to break up with you, ted." "Hello?" "Do you want to come over?" "Captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television" "And fox broadcasting company" "Kids, your grandma always used to say to me," ""nothing good happens after 2:00 a.M.,"" "And she was right." "When 2:00 a.M. Rolls around, just go home and go to sleep." "Case in point:" "( phone rings)" "Hello." "Hi, ted, it's robin." "Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?" "Let's back up a little bit." "♪ We are young, we run green" "♪ keep our teeth nice and clean ♪" "♪ See our friends, see the sights... ♪" "Sit." "Good boys." "Okay, remember," "Stay out of the liquor cabinet." "I'll see you tonight." "And so the life of a television reporter" "Is very rewarding," "And I stronly urge you to consider it as a career." "Thank you." "Yeah?" "Do you have a fiancé?" "Marshall was here yesterday." "They just learned the word "fiancé."" "Oh, no, I don't have a fiancé." "Then who do you live with?" "Well, actually, I've got five dogs." "Don't you get lonely?" "No, I've got five dogs." "My grandma has five cats, and she gets lonely." "Well, yeah, that's cats." "I'm not some pathetic cat lady." "Not that your grandmother is..." "Does anyone else have a...?" "Yes?" "Are you a lesbian?" "No." "Are you?" "Just because a woman lives alone" "Doesn't mean she's a les..." "Okay, let's have a big hand" "For robin the reporter." "All right, our next guest" "Is another friend..." "So, robin, you ever, uh, report on train wrecks?" "'Cause I just saw one." "What up?" "Tiny five." "Ha-ha." "Laugh now." "Those kids are monsters." "They're going to eat you alive." "He has a job doing..." "What do you do?" "( Chuckles):" "Please." "Kids, let's rap." "You guys don't give half a brown crayola" "What I do for a living, do you?" "All:" "No." "No, no." "I know what you want." "Magic." "( Cheering )" "Hello." "Why hasn't she called yet?" "Okay, you're making yourself crazy." "It's Saturday night." "Go out and do something." "What's the point of going out?" "I got a girlfriend..." "For now." "Besides, if I go out," "Who's going to watch the news?" "I'm, like, half your viewership." "I'm flattered you think we have two viewers." "Man:" "And we're clear." "So, scherbatsky, got a boyfriend?" "No, and why does this keep coming up today?" "Oh, I just thought that guy you were on the phone with..." "What?" "Oh, no, that was ted." "He's just a friend." "I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated," "But we want completely different things." "Anyway, now he has this girlfriend in germany," "And he thinks she's calling to dump him tonight," "But I don't think she is." "And besides, we want completely different things." "We should have sex." "What?" "Why not?" "We're both available," "We're both attractive, we're both good at it." "At least, I'm good at it." "And even if you're not, don't worry." "I'll have a good time either way." "Well, moving past the horrifying image" "Of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard," "I don't get involved with people I work with." "Get involved?" "Who said get involved?" "I'm just saying we should have sex." "It could be fun." "Man:" "We're on in five." "Having sex is fun." "Home number." "Call me anytime." "A lot of local teens in action tonight... ( sighs )" "Hey, guys." "Miss me?" "I missed you, too." "♪ Baby says" "♪ I can't come" "♪ with him" "♪ and I had read" "♪ all of this in his eyes" "♪ long before he even said so" "♪ why go on?" "♪ You know I don't expect anything... ♪" "Hi, ted, it's robin." "Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?" "♪ Why leave?" "Ted?" "Uh, yeah." "Uh, hi, I'm here." "Do you want to come over?" "Why?" "What's up?" "Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer," "And I was, like, "you know who likes juice?" "Ted."" "I love juice." "Great." "So you want to come over and make juice?" "Ted:" "When it's after 2:00 a.M., just go to sleep" "Because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.M." "Are the wrong decisions." "Okay, sure." "I'll come over." "We'll..." "Juice." "Yes, we'll juice." "Okay." "Okay..." "Bye." "Bye." "This is fine." "This is totally fine." "What's fine?" "Oh, I'm, uh, going over to this girl's house" "To make some juice." "( Chuckles )" "Nice." "No, it's not like that." "We're juicing as friends." "See, I have this girlfriend." "Uh, I-I would never cheat on her." "She lives in germany." "See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago" "To have a serious talk." "I still haven't heard from her." "I don't know." "Sorry to bug you with my problems." "Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh?" "You ain't kidding, kid." "Want a nip?" "You can just let me out right up here." "Where you going to, buddy?" "Park slope, eighth and eighth." "( Exhales sharply)" "Okay, here's where I left off with the last guy." "See, I have a girlfriend," "But I'm going over to this other girl's house..." "And you're wondering if I'd be upset." "( Gasps) hi, ted." "Remember me, your girlfriend?" "Okay, relax." "Robin's just a friend." "Right." "You're going to go make some juice." "Yes, yes!" "Juice is perfectly harmless." "In fact, it's healthy." "Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked?" "I am not won..." "Okay, even if I am wondering that," "It's only 'cause you put it in my head." "Ah, but I'm just a manifestation of your subconscious," "So actually, you put it in your own head." "Damn it!" "Nothing's going to happen." "Right." "Okay, okay." "You want a second opinion?" "Fine." "( Phone rings)" "Ooh." "Hey, did she call?" "No." "I need a ruling." "Um, I'm..." "Yeah, this is stupid." "It's not even a big deal," "But I'm on my way over to robin's right now." "She got a new juicer." "Whatever." "We're going to test it out." "Let me call you back." "Honey, there's a situation developing." "Do you remember" "The huge secret that you told me" "That you weren't supposed to but you did?" "The thing" "About robin?" "Oh, you mean how robin's in love with ted?" "Yeah, she told me already." "Go on." "Wait." "So I'm the only one that she didn't tell?" "She told you and not me?" "Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are." "Well, I'm better friends with ted than you are." "That is a lie!" "It is not a lie." "Okay, that's it!" "You and me!" "I'm not afraid of you!" "Oh, you think..." "I'll show you things you never seen before!" "I used to box in the army!" "( Both yelling)" "Come on, pick up." "Damn it, victoria, where are you?" "Pick up, pick up!" "Cupcake?" "No, thanks." "Where are you?" "Why haven't you called?" "Oh, I'm out hooking up..." "Hmm." "With three other guys." "Or mabye" "I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now." "Yeah." "Why do I doubt that?" "( Phone rings)" "Hello." "Ted, I just saw the news," "And a truck carrying sulphuric acid overturned" "Right in front of robin's house," "And it's melting through the sidewalk." "You can see straight down into hell." "It's bad." "You should go home, dude." "Marshall, it's fine." "Nothing's going to happen." "Ted, what does your mom always say?" "Nothing good ever..." "Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.M." "Go home!" "It's too late for juice." "Dude, robin and I are just friends." "She doesn't even like me that way." "Yes, she does!" "She likes you." "She told me." "What?" "It's a big secret, so don't tell her I told you," "But she's very vulnerable" "Right now, and you have a girlfriend." "Go home, ted." "She-she likes me?" "Yes." "So you see why it would be a very bad idea" "For you to go up there." "Go home, ted." "She likes me?" "Go home, ted." "Uh, you're right." "I'll, uh..." "I'll see you at home." "Good." "He's going home." "He is so not going home." "I cannot believe you just told him that." "Lily, here's what you just said:" ""ted, whatever you do, don't go up there." "There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you."" ""and then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."" "No, he's not going up there." "He has more sense than that." "Ted:" "I did have more sense than that." "Keep the change." "Thanks." "Thanks." "But after 2:00 a.M., my good sense was sound asleep." "So, you're doing this?" "You're going up there?" "You want to get out of the way?" "I'm not in the way." "You know, if you had just called me, I..." "Hi." "Hi." "Um, I got some vegetables." "I got carrots, I got beets." "Or we could just drink wine." "Wine not?" "Well, that's the stupidest thing I've ever said." "Make it a big glass." "Sure." "So, how's it hanging?" "Have you ever had" "One of those days" "Where nothing at all that monumental happens" "But by the end of it, you have" "No idea who you are anymore" "Or what the hell you're doing with your life?" "Do you ever have one of those days?" "Uh, about once a week." "I don't know, it was just a-a rough day," "And the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you." "So..." "Um, how was the big phone call with your girlfriend?" "Ted:" "When the clock strikes 2:00, just go to sleep." "We broke up." "What?" "Yeah." "Yeah, she finally called." "Uh, we talked for a while..." "How hard long distance is..." "and then..." "She dumped me." "Oh, ted, I'm so sorry." "That's just terrible." "I feel awful." "You're smiling." "Am I?" "No, I'm not." "I'm a news anchor." "Smiling's a part of the job." "Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today." "See?" "You're smiling, too." "Yeah." "I have no idea what that's all about." "♪ There's got to be a morning after... ♪" "How much does Korean elvis rock?" "I'll answer that." "Infinity." "He rocks..." "Infinity." "Okay, it's time for bed." "What?" "No." "It's 2:30." "Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.M." "You know, I have found, in my travels..." "That all the best things in life happen" "When I look back at the best stories of my life..." "The liberty bell incident," "The little scrape I got in at the russian embassy," "The almost four-way..." "You never had a four-way." "I said "almost."" "All those things" "Happened after 2:00 a.M.," "Because after 2:00 a.M." "Is when things get..." "audience, say it with me..." "Legendary." "We're going home." "What's that?" "Interesting theory, barney, but I'll need some proof?" "Okay." "Korean elvis." "How would you like" "To have a drink with me and my friends?" "Rock 'n' roll." "And it begins." "So, um..." "Hey." "I got a new phone." "Same as yours." "Look." "Oh, yeah." "Do you like it?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "This is some solid small talk." "( Both laughing )" "I had that other phone," "And it was good, but I think the whole time" "A little part of me wanted this phone instead." "This phone..." "Um..." "Feels right." "( Phone ringing )" "Wow." "Weird." "Yeah." "Uh, I should probably take this." "I'll be here." "Hello." "Ted, this is your main man, k.E." "I want you to shake your tail feathers" "Down here asap, you dig?" "Sorry about that." "Was that Korean elvis?" "I'll explain later." "Hey, we're headed down to maclaren's." "Um..." "Actually..." "I'm at robin's." "Yeah, and, um..." "I might have done something bad." "I just lied and told her I broke up with victoria." "Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean elvis," "But what the bleep are you doing, dude?" "What do you expect from me?" "It's robin." "Victoria's great, but..." "It's robin." "I've made up my mind." "I'm going to end it with victoria." "Gonna?" "Yes." "First thing tomorrow." "Okay, but-but, as of right now at-at... 2:45 a.M.," "You still have a girlfriend." "Ted, I love you." "I love robin." "But if you do this right now," "Your entire future with her will be built on a crime." "Just go home, ted." "Don't do this the wrong way." "I hate how you're always right." "It's my best and most annoying trait." "Okay." "I'm coming home." "I'll see you soon." "Hey." "Hey." "I should probably get going." "It's pretty late." "I'm sorry." "I..." "Oh." "Oh, no." "I understand." "It's fine." "Yeah." "Can I call you tomorrow?" "Totally." "Totally." "Call me tomorrow." "Okay." "Good night, robin." "Good night, ted." "Oh, my god." "We're making out." "Right." "Right?" "Right?" "This is crazy." "Should we go to my room?" "I mean, there's five dogs in there, but..." "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "I just, um..." "I have" "To run to the bathroom real quick." "Okay." "( Startled yelp )" "Stop doing that." "Whatcha doin'?" "I'm calling you." "We're breaking up." "I'm doing this right now." "I'm coming out of this bathroom a single man." "Okay." "Say, ted..." "How long do you think that conversation's going to be?" "Length of an average pee?" "No." "We're gonna" "Be on the phone for at least 20 minutes." "Robin's out there." "She's gonna think" "You're in here taking a massive..." "What do you want from me?" "People break up." "It happens." "Not like this." "Not from the bathroom of the girl" "That you're about to sleep with." "It's not ideal." "Meanwhile, back at the bar," "Barney was still trying to prove" "That good things can happen after 2:00 a.M." "Come on, lily." "How many women can say they've been personally serenaded" "By Korean elvis?" "♪ Love me tender, love me true... ♪" "I think he just spat on me." "Barney, you tried, I think that's great," "But we're going." "No!" "No, come on." "Yes!" "Dude, we haven't hit legendary yet." "We're only at the "le." "We still got the "gen."" "The "da." the "ry."" "Okay, if we're at the "le," then I say we follow it up" "With a "t's go home."" "Oh, wow, you just got burned," "Phonics style." "No, no, no, no, no." "Baby, baby, baby, don't go." "Just one dance, huh?" "Okay, seriously." "Hey, I know what you like." "And so, barney was right..." "the night was legendary." "It would come to be known" "As the time lily kicked Korean elvis in the nards." "Hey, you guys remember the time" "That lily kicked Korean elvis in the nards?" "You're right." "I owe you a real breakup call." "I'll call you tomorrow." "Good." "So you're gonna go home?" "Why should I have to go home?" "You know, there's every chance" "Robin's the woman I'm going to marry." "Ted." "It could happen." "And so really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years" "If I jump the gun by one night?" "Look, I-I know this is a moral gray area, but..." "It's robin." "And I'm exhausted..." "I am..." "I'm exhausted" "From pretending I'm not in love with her." "I think that makes this okay." "Oh, please." "You just want to get laid." "Yes, I do." "You got me." "That is exactly what I want right now." "And so what?" "I want this." "She wants this." "It's happening, and if you have a problem with it," "Don't be in germany." "It's been nice pretending to talk to you" "Thanks for not calling me and good night." "That's not your phone." "This isn't my phone." "Okay." "Bye." "I thought it was mine, so I answered it." "Was it...?" "It was your girlfriend." "You might want to call her back." "♪ Sorry, baby, but it's getting too much to take ♪" "♪ I close my eyes" "♪ I know my heart's about to break... ♪" "I called victoria from the cab and we broke up." "Yes, I..." "And there you have it, kids," "The stupidest thing I've ever done." "In one night, I managed to hurt two people I cared about." "And none of it would have happened" "♪ saying I'm sorry till I'm blue in the face ♪" "♪ Leaves me empty..." "So I guess if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this." "When it's after 2:00 a.M., just go to sleep." "♪ Whoa-oh, a promise... ♪ how does a promise" "♪ ever grow old?"

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame" "Notre Dame, the Cathedral Church of Paris" "... a spiritual haven in a brutal age ... a sanctuary where the persecuted could find protection." "The enduring monument of a mighty faith." "It was in the broad cathedral square that the people met to celebrate" "The Festival of Fools ..." "The one day of the year when the people, crushed by tyranny, gave themselves to unrestrained pleasure." "Ten years before Columbus discovered America, there dwelt within the rocky fastness of the cathedral a creature whom the Parisians of that day knew as "the Hunchback of Notre Dame"" "Quasimodo." "LON CHANEY" "Deaf - half-blind - shut off from his fellow- men by his deformities the bells were the only voice of his groping soul." "To the townspeople he was an inhuman freak, a monstrous joke of Nature- and for their jeers he gave them bitter scorn and hate." "His most Christian Majesty, Louis XI.-a crafty oppressor of his people, whose dungeons were always full, whose executioners always busy." ""We like not this ribaldry." "It savors of disrespect to both God and King."" "And Paris had an uncrowned monarch- Clopin, "The King of Beggars" -the enemy of kings." "Dom Claude, the saintly Arch-deacon of Notre Dame." "The Cathedral also sheltered the Arch- deacon's brother, Jehan, who had foresworn a priest's robes for more worldly garb" ""So even you bow your head to my reverend brother!"" ""Our day is coming - when we'll bow our heads to no man!"" ""That freak is my slave." "He will be useful to us." ""Esmeralda!" "Esmeralda!"" "Esmeralda, a child of mystery, whom Clopin had bought from Gypsies and raised as his own." "PATSY RUTH MILLER" ""Cursed gypsy!" "Daughter of Satan!" "Hell take you-"" "Marie, Queen of the Gypsies." ""That poor, mad creature was once rich and happy-"" ""While she was away-"" ""Her child was never found." "She secludes herself in this dark place, and lives but to curse and pray."" ""Give her back to me, O Lord -if only for a moment." "Give me back my baby!"" "The festival continued on into the night." "Gringoire, a poet of the streets." "The climax of the Festival came when the ugliest man in Paris was crowned King of the Fools." ""Let Esmeralda dance!" "Call her out!"" ""Esmeralda!" "Esmeralda!"" "Clopin's fierce heart burned at the injustice of the world; but it became tender only to his foster- child." "With the noise of the revelling mob still ringing in his ears King Louis tried to find peace in his favorite lodging place, the fortress of the Bastille." ""Send in that young rascal, Phoebus de Chateaupers."" "Phoebus de Chateaupers." "Men yielded to his sword -and women to his smile." ""This commission makes you Captain of our Guard." "You see how we reward loyalty to the King and watchfulness over his safety."" "The home of Madame de Gondelaurier." "Fleur de Lys, fiancee of Captain Phoebus." ""Fie!" "I know your reputation." "You would say as much to any maiden."" "Madame de Gondelaurier, aunt of Fleur de Lys." ""Phoebus - see that pretty goat."" ""Very pretty - indeed!"" ""Your company is waiting at the barracks!"" ""Au revoir!"" "To Esmeralda, this dashing soldier had long been the Prince Charming of her dreams." "Each time that Jehan beheld Esmeralda he longed to possess her." "Jehan knew the lonely streets where Esmeralda had to pass on her way home." ""Tie up this varlet!"" "Alas, for man's ingratitude!" ""It isn't safe for a pretty child like you to be out alone at this hour!"" ""I am not afraid - now!"" "The Court of Miracles - the city of thieves - a hideous blot on the face of Paris - a sink from whence escaped every morning, and to which returned to stagnate every night, that stream of vice and vagrancy which ever flows through the streets of a capital." "Called the Court of Miracles, because here the "blind" saw" "... because here the "lame" walked ..." "It was here that Clopin reigned supreme." "At the sign of the Pomme d'Eve." ""Just a bit of supper - a sip of wine - before we say good-night?"" "For Phoebus it was just another girl to hold in his arms." "For Esmeralda it was a golden dream come true." ""Then it is true - what the fortune-teller told me -"" ""... that I should be wooed by a noble Captain of the Guards."" ""It was put about my neck by mother, I scarce remember her." "But I know that so long as I wear it, no harm can befall me."" ""If mademoiselle will permit me, I shall see her safely on her way."" "Those who strayed near the Court of Miracles were in danger of losing their lives" " Gringoire lost his clothes." ""Here is a spy of the aristocrats." "We found him at our very threshold."" ""Who are you?"" ""Merely a poet, a singer of sweet songs ... by name." "Gringoire."" ""What shall we do with this singer of sweet songs?"" ""Hang him!" "Hang him!" "That's what the aristocrats do to us!"" ""Have you so little misery that you must create more?"" ""Cut him down, I say!"" "The hunchback, for the attempted crime of kidnapping, had his first taste of the King's justice." ""For that, add twenty lashes to his punishments!"" "Again was a slave to suffer for his master's crime." ""... for nocturnal attack and disturbing the peace of His Majesty, our King."" "Swift run the sands of life except in the hour of pain." "Thus was "Justice" rendered in the reign of King Louis XI !" ""I thirst!"" ""Cursed gypsy!" "You should be whipped!"" "To celebrate the honor conferred by King Louis upon Captain Phoebus, Madame de Gondelaurier gives a ball." ""Where is that young jackanapes, Phoebus?"" ""The ball in honor of my promotion takes place tonight." "You promised to go with me."" ""But - my clothes!"" ""I have prepared for that."" "In Quasimodo's soul was born a bitter hatred for his betrayer." ""Esmeralda!" " The Captain of the Guards!" " ""Be calm-"" ""Be calm, my lord, and do not stir - 'Tis he who is entrapped by her!"" ""An aristocrat has taken our Esmeralda." "To the rescue!"" ""You are fairer than any lady in France!"" ""Her Highness, Princess of Egypt!"" ""She descends from a line more ancient than that of the Kings of France."" ""I have a message for Captain Phoebus" " I am commanded to bring it to his own hands."" ""Hold your blades!" "Our quarrel is with only one of you - this time!"" ""There he is--!"" ""Stop!" "This is my affair - and mine alone!"" ""What do you mean by this outrage?"" ""Do you think you can take our Esmeralda for your plaything?" "Leave her alone -or I'll slit your throat!"" ""But I tell you, I love her!"" ""-for my sake!"" ""My place is with my people." "I do not belong here."" ""Keep to your own women!"" ""Esmeralda, would you forsake me now?" "Did you not promise to be my bride?"" ""I do not love you."" ""You nobles have lorded it over us and trampled on us -but you can't do it forever."" "Just when Phoebus had decided that life held no further interest ..." "Monsieur Phoebus de Chateauper could heal a broken heart before a last farewell, let him come to Notre-Dame this eve at Angelus." "Esmeralda" ""She saved my life in the Court of Miracles."" ""And you saved my life by bringing me this message." "Let me command this honor of the Prince of Poets."" ""She gave you the letter with her own hand?"" "Slowly it dawned on Clopin that he was losing Esmeralda." ""As if the cursed aristocrats were not enough, the girl now talks of taking the veil."" ""I will give myself to the Blessed Virgin - and She will give me peace!"" ""What say you then?" "Half of the treasure of Notre Dame to you - for the hand of Esmeralda in marriage."" ""See you - 'tis gold that makes kings and keeps them on their thrones."" ""Gold - gold and steel!" "My people in the places of the mighty!"" ""Strike quickly, then, else the treasure may be gone."" ""The hour for an uprising is not yet!" "There lacks the spark to make my people flame."" "Angelus." ""Phoebus, it was only to see you once more - and say good-bye!"" ""Dear heart, can you not see?" "I must give you up for your own sake - for your future!" "Even your life itself!"" ""You speak of trifles when Heaven itself is at stake."" ""By this sacred emblem I plight my troth."" "Again the King's justice" ""Girl!" "Do you persist in denying that you stabbed Phoebus de Chateaupers?"" ""Of course I deny it!" "How could I?" "I love him more than my own life!"" ""It was he - he who stabbed Phoebus!"" ""The girl is bewitched!"" ""Put her to the question!"" "The "question" - the system of the Middle Ages to force confession." ""Do you still deny-?"" ""I do" " I love him!" "I love him!"" ""I confess ..." "I confess!" "I confess to anything you wish!"" "Through nights of delirium, Phoebus of Chateaupers wondered if the charge brought against Esmeralda were true -whether it was she who stabbed him." ""Monsieur, the brother of the Archdeacon inquires the health of Captain Phoebus."" ""The wench who stabbed you has confessed her crime." "She has been ordered hanged."" ""I come to get Esmeralda."" ""She has been carried to prison by his Majesty's servants."" ""I'll get her if I have to tear down Notre Dame rock by rock."" ""You - in the robes of the Church!"" ""Only in these robes could I pass the prison-guard." "Quick - come with me!"" ""I'd rather die!"" ""Phoebus died of his wound last night." "I promised him to save you!"" ""Oh, Esmeralda, pity me!" "All I have done was for love of you!"" ""Assassin!"" ""Very well, then hang!"" "Suddenly the date for Esmeralda's execution was secretly set ahead, and orders came to the hunchback to toll the death-knell." "For what poor soul he rang, he did not know." "When the great bell tolled like that, all Paris knew some prisoner was on the way to execution." ""Let me kill the gypsy!" "Her life for the life of my child!"" ""Cursed gypsy!" "Cursed- Cursed!"" ""My baby!" "My baby!" "Save her, O God!"" ""Requiescat in pace!"" "A pleasant diversion for the workmen who were repairing the Cathedral." ""... and first appear on the steps of the Cathedral of Notre Dame ... there to do penance."" ""Sanctuary!" "Sanctuary!"" ""Would you violate the sacred law of Sanctuary?"" "All Quasimodo knew was that this girl had once been kind to him." ""My daughter, the law of sanctuary protects you pend- ing an appeal." "Until then, Mother Church will give you shelter and clothing."" "The night had brought a dreamless sleep." "Esmeralda's presence inspired Quasimodo to express his wild joy in the only way he knew." "With plans all made for rescuing Esmeralda on her way tot he gallows, Clopin was awaiting the day that had been announced for the execution." ""They feared an uprising to rescue Esmeralda." "To prevent bloodshed the King suddenly ordered he hanged today!"" ""The hour has struck." "They are about to surrender the maid to the officers of the King."" ""Hear me, you two-legged cattle, and learn how to become men." "Were you not also born of women after the manner of kings?"" ""Long enough the aristocrats have treated us as sheep." "We'll show them - we are wolves."" ""Follow me to Notre Dame!"" ""To arms!" "To arms!" "Rescue Esmeralda!" "Sack the City!"" ""Ere dawn my people will live in the palaces of the aristocrats."" "Clopin's call to arms reach all the hidden corners of Paris - a kingdom was the stake." ""To arms!" "To arms!" "'Tis Clopin who calls you!"" "Through all the man- made rat-holes beneath the ancient city." "Phoebus had recovered- but the wound in his heart still ached." ""Clopin and his rabble have risen!"" ""They've sworn to bring back Esmeralda!" "She's in the tower of Notre Dame!"" ""Esmeralda!" "Alive!"" ""Rouse the garrison!"" "Preparing a fiery baptism" " MOLTEN LEAD!" ""To arms!" "To arms!"" ""The hunchback has sent us a battering-ram!"" ""My children, I would have set you free ..." "Fight on!" "Fight on!"" ""Why do you struggle?" "You are mine, now!"" ""Never!" " God will protect me!""

"No!" "Just back off!" "Come on!" "You're going to regret this." "Completely ridiculous!" "Get your hand off me." "I think that makes my answer clear." "Don't you?" "Oh, and, uh..." "If you're going to go to print, spell my name right." "Rattigan, with two Ts." "Oh, this goes way beyond the newspapers." "This thing's worldwide." "I'm telling you, Atmos is dangerous." "But if you had proof, then you wouldn't be here." "Fine." "If you won't listen, I'll find someone else who will." "Welcome." "What is your destination?" "You're the last thing I need." "Atmos cannot be disabled." "Right then." "Take me to UNIT headquarters, Tower Bridge, London." "UNIT headquarters." "Her name's Jo Nakashima, a freelance journalist." "Clever by the sound of it, not as clever as me, but that goes without saying." "I'd recommend termination." "Remember your status, boy." "We do not take orders from humans." "I said, "Recommend"." "Then your advice shows military wisdom." "She will be terminated." "Cool." "This is UNIT, extension 221..." "Don't put me through to answerphone." "Yes, this is a message for Colonel Mace from Jo, Jo Nakashima." "Look, you should've got my e-mail." "I've been investigating a number of deaths related to Atmos systems." "Go straight on." "Now I can't prove anything, but there's got to be a link." "I need you to check out all the people who died in Atmos cars yesterday." " And then, check out the time." " Turn right." " I don't believe this." " This is your final destination." "I said, take me to UNIT." "Go straight on." "I don't think so." "I'll find my own way, thanks." "This is your final destination." "This is your final destination." " No!" "This is your final destination." " No!" "Help!" "This is your final destination." " No, no, no!" "No!" "I can't believe I'm doing this." " No." "Neither can I." "Whoa, whoa, careful." "Left hand down." "Left hand down." "Getting a bit too close to the 1980s." "What am I going to do?" "Put a dent in them?" "Someone did." "Hold on." "That's a phone." "You've got a mobile?" "Since when?" " It's not mine." "Hello." "Doctor, it's Martha." "And I'm bringing you back to Earth." " Martha Jones." " Doctor." " You haven't changed a bit." " Neither have you." " How's the family?" " You know, not so bad." "Recovering." "What about you?" "Right." "I should've known." "Didn't take you long to replace me then." " Now, don't start fighting." " Martha, Donna." "Donna, Martha." "Please don't fight." "I can't bear fighting." "You wish." "I've heard all about you." "He talks about you all the time." " I dread to think." " No, no, no." "No." "He says nice things, good things." "Nice things." "Really good things." "Oh, my God!" "He's told you everything." "Didn't take you long to get over it, though." "Who's the lucky man?" " What man?" "The lucky what?" " She's engaged, you prawn." " Really?" "Who to?" " Tom." "That Tom Milligan." "He's in pediatrics." "Working out in Africa right now, and yes, I know," "I've got a doctor who disappears off to distant places." "Tell me about it." " Is he skinny?" " No." "He's sort of strong." "He is too skinny for words." "You give him a hug, you get a paper cut." " Oh, I thought you were fighting." " No." "Speaking of which..." "Dr. Jones, report to base, please." "Over." "This is Dr. Jones." "Operation Blue Sky is go, go, go." "I repeat, this is a go." "Unified Intelligence Task Force." "Raise that barrier now." "Leave your safeties on, lads." "It's non-hostiles." "All workers, lay down your tools and surrender." "Greyhound 16 to Trap One, B Section." "Go, go, go!" "Search the ground floor." "Grid pattern Delta." " What are you searching for?" " lllegal aliens." "This is a UNIT operation." "All workers lay down your tools and surrender immediately." "B Section mobilized." "E Section, F Section, on my command." "Is that what you did to her?" "Turned her into a soldier?" "As predicted, the UNIT forces have moved to the penultimate stage." "Observe their troops." "Thin fabrics, exposed skin, feeble weapons." "These are toy soldiers, the playthings of children." " A Section, in position." " We are on standby, sir." "You're qualified now?" "You're a proper doctor?" "UNIT rushed it through, given my experience in the field." "Here we go." "We're establishing a field base on site." " They're dying to meet you." " Wish I could say the same." "Operation Blue Sky complete, sir." "Thanks for letting me take the lead." "And this is the Doctor." " Doctor, Colonel Mace." " Sir." " Oh, don't salute." " But it's an honor, sir." "I've read all the files on you." "Technically speaking, you're still on staff." "You never resigned." " What?" "You used to work for them?" " Yeah, a long time ago." "Back in the '70s." "Or was it the '80s?" "But it was all a bit more homespun back then." " Times have changed, sir." " Yeah, that's enough of the "sir"." "Come on now, Doctor." "You've seen it." "You've been on board the Valiant." "We've got massive funding from the United Nations, all in the name of Homeworld Security." "A modern UNIT for the modern world." "What, and that means arresting ordinary factory workers, in the streets in broad daylight?" "It's more like Guantanamo Bay out there." "Donna." "By the way, Donna Noble, since you didn't ask." "I'll have a salute." " Ma'am." " Thank you." "So tell me, what's going on in that factory?" "Yesterday, 52 people died in identical circumstances, right across the world, in 11 different time zones." "05:00 in the UK, 06:00 in France, 08:00 in Moscow, 13:00 in China..." "You mean they died simultaneously?" " Exactly." "52 deaths at the exact same moment worldwide." " How did they die?" " They were all inside their cars." "They were poisoned." "I checked the biopsies, no toxins." "Whatever it is left the system immediately." " What have the cars got in common?" " Completely different makes." "They're all fitted with Atmos." "And that is the Atmos factory." " What is Atmos?" " Well, come on, even I know that." "Everyone's got Atmos." "It stands for Atmospheric Omission System." "The Atmos in your car reduces CO2 emissions to zero." " Zero?" "No carbon, none at all?" " And you get Sat Nav thrown in, plus 20 quid in shopping vouchers if you introduce a friend." "Bargain." "And this is where they make it, Doctor." "Shipping worldwide." "17 factories across the globe, but this is the central depot, sending Atmos to every country on Earth." "And you think Atmos is alien?" "It's ourjob to investigate that possibility." "Doctor?" "And here it is, laid bare." "Atmos can be threaded through any and every make of car." "You must have checked it before it went on sale." "We did." "We found nothing." "That's why I thought we needed an expert." "Really?" "Who'd you get?" "Oh, right!" "Me, yes." "Good." "Okay, so why would aliens be so keen on cleaning up our atmosphere?" "A very good question." "Maybe they want to help, get rid of pollution and stuff." "Do you know how many cars there are on planet Earth?" "800 million." "Imagine that." "If you could control them, you'd have 800 million weapons." "We should head back." "There's not much down there." "There should be just oil rooms, generators." "Aye, aye." "What's this then?" "You two, all personnel have been ordered to evacuate." "Building's under UNIT control." " This area is out of bounds." " Excuse me, sunshine?" "I think you'll find we're in charge." "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." "General Staal, they're close." "Excellent." "And like a good warrior, I shall enter the fray myself." "Let them pass." "It's open." "Come on." "What the hell?" "Greyhound 16 to Trap One." "We've found something." "Basement corridor, northside, grid 36." "Request backup, over." "It's like something boiling inside." " Well, don't touch it." " Come on, Steve." "We get first rights on this." " That means promotion." " Just leave it alone." "Wait for backup." "What was that?" " It came from inside." " It could just be the machinery." "Is there someone in there?" "Hello?" "We've got to get this open." "We should wait for the others." " You could suffocate in there." "Greyhound 16 to Trap One." "Request immediate assistance." "Repeat, immediate assistance." "Over." "How do you work this thing?" "Come on." "Oh, God!" "It stinks." "What the hell is that stuff?" "Identify yourself." "Identify." "Greyhound 16 declaring absolute emergency, sir." "Repeat, absolute emergency." "Over." "Can you hear me?" "Can you understand me?" "Look at his neck." "It's looks like an umbilical cord." " Well, don't get too close." " I think it's harmless." "I don't think it's properly alive." " It's going to drown." " No." "I think it breathes this stuff." " It's some kind of embryo." " What do you mean, "an embryo"?" "Someone's growing a body." "A human body." "Excellent skills of deduction." "I would rate you above average, soldier." "Well done." "Whereas you, you smell of sweat and fear." "Yeah?" "We're not the ones who got out of school early, sonny." "And stop playing Humpty Dumpty and tell us who you are." "Is that a reference to my height?" " Short answer." "Yes." " A pity." "Words are the weapons of womenfolk." "I must judge you unfit." "What are you going to do?" "Bite our ankles?" " I'm warning you." " A proper soldier gives no warning." "Fire." "I order you." "Fire." "The room is contained within a Cordolaine signal exciting the copper surface of the bullet and causing expansion within the barrel, rendering your guns useless." "And your radio signals have been blocked." "My legs." "I can't feel my legs." "I apologize for disabling you." "Death has more honor, but you are needed for the stratagem." "Prepare them for processing." "You spoke of promotion, now you will serve a greater cause." " Who are you?" " Indeed." "Know your enemy." "I am General Staal of the 1 Oth Sontaran Battle Fleet, known as Staal the Undefeated." "Oh, my God!" "Help us." "Ionizing nano-membrane carbon dioxide converter, which means that Atmos works, filters the CO2 at a molecular level." "We know all that." "But what's its origin?" "Is it alien?" "No, but it's decades ahead of its time." "Look, do you mind?" "Could you stand back a bit?" " Sorry." "Have I done something wrong?" " You're carrying a gun." "I don't like people with guns hanging around me, all right?" "If you insist." "Tetchy." " Well, it's true." " He's a good man." "People with guns are usually the enemy in my books." "You seem quite at home." "If anyone got me used to fighting, it's you." "Oh, right." "So it's my fault." "Well, you got me the job." "Besides, look at me." " Am I carrying a gun?" " I suppose not." "It's all right for you." "You can just come and go, but some of us have got to stay behind." "So I've got to work from the inside." "And by staying inside, maybe I stand a chance of making them better." "Yeah." "That's more like Martha Jones." " I learnt from the best." " Well..." "Oi, you lot." "All your storm troopers and your sonics, rubbish." " You should've come with me." " Oh, where have you been?" "Personnel." "That's where the weird stuff's happening." "In the paperwork." "'Cause I spent years working as a temp," "I can find my way around an office blindfold." "And the first thing I noticed is an empty file." "Why, what's inside it?" "Or what's not inside it?" "Sick days." "There aren't any." "Hundreds of people working here and no one's sick." "Not one hangover, man 'flu, sneaky little shopping trip." "Nothing." "Not ever." "They don't get ill." "That can't be right." "You've been checking out the building, you should've been checking out the workforce." "I can see why he likes you." " You are good." " Super temp." "Dr. Jones, set up a medical post." "Start examining the workers." " I'll get them sent through." " Come on, Donna." "Give me a hand." "So this Atmos thing, where did it come from?" " Luke Rattigan himself." " That himself would be?" "A child genius." "Invented the Fountain Six search engine when he was 12 years old." "Millionaire overnight." "Now runs the Rattigan Academy, a private school educating students hand-picked from all over the world." "A hothouse for geniuses." "I won't mind going there." "I get lonely." "Do you think I should warn my mum?" "About the Atmos in her car." " Better safe than sorry." " I'll give her a call." "Donna, do they know where you are?" "Your family?" "I mean, that you're travelling with the Doctor?" "Not really." "Although my grandad sort of waved us off." " But I didn't have time to explain." " You just left him behind?" "Yeah." "I didn't tell my family." "I kept it all so secret." "It almost destroyed them." "In what way?" "They ended up imprisoned." "They were tortured." "My mum, my dad, my sister." "It wasn't the Doctor's fault, but you need to be careful." "'Cause you know the Doctor." "He's wonderful, he's brilliant, but he's like fire." "Stand too close and people get burnt." "Conditioning is complete." "Now do your duty and advance the conquest." "Yes, sir." "General Staal returning." "The stratagem advances." "The last days of planet Earth." "You're not coming with me." "I want to talk to this Luke Rattigan, not point a gun at him." "It's 10 miles outside London." "How are you going to get there?" "Well, then, get me a jeep." "According to the records, you travel by Tardis." "If there is a danger of hostile aliens, I think it's best to keep a super-duper time machine away from the front lines." "I see, then you do have weapons, but you choose to keep them hidden." " Jenkins." " Sir." "You will accompany the Doctor and take orders from him." "Yeah." "I don't do orders." "Any sign of trouble, get Jenkins to declare a Code Red." " And good luck, sir." " I said, "No salutes"." "Now you're giving orders." "Getting a bit cheeky, you are." " Doctor." "Oh, just in time." "Come on." "Come on, we're going to the country." "Fresh air and geniuses." "What more could you ask?" "I'm not coming with you." "I've been thinking." "I'm sorry." "I'm going home." " Really?" " I've got to." "Well, if that's what you want." "I mean, it's a bit soon." "I had so many places I wanted to take you." "The Fifteenth Broken Moon of the Medusa Cascade." "The lightning skies of Cotter Palluni's world." "The Diamond Coral Reefs of Kataa Flo Ko." "Thank you." "Thank you, Donna Noble." "It's been brilliant." "You've..." "You saved my life in so many ways." "You're..." "You're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean." " You dumbo." " And then you're coming back." "D'you know what you are?" "A great big outer-space dunce." " Yeah." " Ready when you are, sir." "What's more, you can give me a lift." "Come on." " Broken Moon of what?" " I know." "I know." "And your name's Treppa, yeah?" "Is that Polish?" "Listen, we're not checking passports." "It's not about that, but..." "Did you come across from Poland just to work?" " I came to do my job." " Okay." "I need to listen to your heartbeat." "This might be a bit cold." "Lift." " Are you on any medication?" " I'm here to work." "How many hours a day do you work?" "24." "You work 24 hours a day?" "Down." "Mr. Treppa, have you ever had any form of hypnosis?" " I'm here to work." " Okay." "If you could just wait here." "Take those to the stores." " Dr. Jones." " Not now." "I'm busy." "Just one question." "Do you have security clearance level one?" " Yes, I do." "Why?" " Colonel Mace wants to see you." "Oh, good, 'cause I want to see him." "Where is he?" "Come with us." "I'll walk the rest of the way." "I'll see you back at the factory, yeah?" "Bye." "And you be careful." " Haven't seen you for days." " Been away." "Help!" " Hold on!" " I am!" "I'm waving at fat." "What's he doing down here?" " He asked to see you." " Why?" "Has he found something?" "I said so, didn't I?" "Aliens!" "I said, they was real." "I just didn't expect them in a little blue box." " It's bigger on the inside." " Yeah, but is it safe?" "This Doctor." "Are you safe with him?" "He's amazing, gramps." "He's just dazzling." "And never tell him I said that." " No." " But I trust him with my life." " Hold up." "I thought that was my job." "You still come first." "For God's sake, don't tell your mother." " I don't know." "I mean, this is massive." "It's sort of not fair if she doesn't know." "Doesn't know what?" "And who's she?" "The cat's mother?" "And where have you been these past few days, lady?" "After that silly little trick with the car keys," "I phoned Veena and she said she hadn't seen hide nor hair." "I've just been travelling." "Oh, hark at her, Michael Palin." "Are you staying for tea?" "'Cause I haven't got anything in." "I've been trying to keep your grandad on that macrobiotic diet, but he sneaks off and gets pork pies at the petrol station." "Don't deny it." "I've seen the wrappers in the car." "Oh, I don't miss a trick." "Now then, what were you going to tell me?" "What don't I know?" "Nothing." " Just nothing." " Good." "Right, then." "You can sit there and cut out those coupons." "Every penny helps." "This new mortgage doesn't pay for itself." " Dad, kettle on." " Yeah." "Kettle on." "UNIT's been watching the Rattigan Academy for ages." "It's all a bit Hitler Youth." "Exercise at dawn and classes and special diets." " Turn left." " Ross, one question." "If UNIT think that Atmos is dodgy..." "How come we've got it in the jeeps?" "Tell me about it." "They're fitted as standard on all government vehicles." "We can't get rid of them till we can prove there's something wrong." " Turn right." " Drives me around the bend." " Oh, nice one." " I timed that perfectly." "Yeah." "Yeah, you did." "This is your final destination." "Is it PE?" "Wouldn't mind a kick around." "I've got my daps on." " I suppose you're the Doctor." " Hello." "Your Commanding Officer phoned ahead." "Oh, I haven't got a Commanding Officer." "Have you?" "Oh, this is Ross." "Say hello, Ross." " Good afternoon, sir." "Let's have a look, then." "I can smell genius...in a good way." "Oh, now!" "That's clever, look." "A single-molecule fabric." "How thin is that?" "You could pack a tent in a thimble." "Ooh!" "Gravity simulators." "Terraforming, biospheres, nano-tech steel construction." "This is brilliant." "Do you know, with equipment like this you could, ooh, I don't know, move to another planet or something?" " If only that was possible." " If only that were possible." "Conditional clause." "I think you'd better come with me." "You're smarter than the usual UNIT grunts." " I'll give you that." " He called you a grunt." "Don't call Ross a grunt." "He's nice." "We like Ross." "Look at this place." "What exactly do you want?" "I was just thinking, what a responsible 18 year old." "Inventing zero-carbon cars." "Saving the world." " It takes a man with vision." " Hmm!" "Blinkered vision." "'Cause Atmos means more people driving." "More cars, more petrol." "End result, the oil's going to run out faster than ever." "The Atmos system could make things worse." "Yeah." "Well, see, that's a tautology." "You can't say Atmos system because it stands for "Atmospheric Omission System"." "So you're saying Atmospheric Omission System System." "Do you see Mr. Conditional Clause?" "It's been a long time since anyone said no to you, isn't it?" " I'm still right though." " Not easy, is it?" "Being clever?" "You look at the world and you connect things, random things, and think, why can't anyone else see it?" "The rest of the world is so slow." " Yeah." " You're on your own." " I know." "But not with this. 'Cause there's no way you invented this single-handedly." "Might be Earth technology, but that's like finding a mobile phone in the Middle Ages." "No." "No." "I'll tell you what it's like." "It's like finding this in the middle of someone's front room, albeit a very big front room." " Why, what is it?" " Nah!" "This looks like a thing, doesn't it?" "People don't question things." "You say, "It's a thing."" " Leave it alone." " Me, I make these connections, and this, to me, looks like a teleport pod." "Orbit now holding at 556.3." " Oh." "Sector two, 7-0." "We have an intruder." "How did he get in?" "Intruder window?" "Bye, bye." "Ross, get out!" "Luke, you'd better come with me." "Sontaran!" "That's your name, isn't it?" "You're a Sontaran." "How did I know that, eh?" "Fascinating, isn't it?" "Isn't that worth keeping me alive?" "I order you to surrender in the name of the Unified Intelligence Task Force." "That's not going to work." "Cordolaine signal, am I right?" "Copper excitations stopping the bullets." " How do you know so much?" " Well..." " Who is he?" " He didn't give his name." "Now this isn't typical Sontaran behavior, is it?" "Hiding." "Using teenagers?" "Stopping bullets?" "A Sontaran should face bullets with dignity." "Shame on you." " You dishonor me, sir." " Yeah?" "Then show yourself." "I will look into my enemy's eyes." " Oh, my God." " And your name?" "General Staal, of the 1 Oth Sontaran Fleet." "Staal the Undefeated." "Oh, that's not a very good nickname." "What if you do get defeated?" "Staal the not-so-quite-undefeated any more, but never mind?" "He looks like a potato, a baked potato, a talking baked potato." "Now, Ross, don't be rude." "You look like a pink weasel to him." "The Sontarans are the finest soldiers in the galaxy." "Dedicated to a life of warfare." "A clone race." "Grown in batches of millions with only one weakness." " Sontarans have no weakness." " No." "It's a good weakness." "Thought you were meant to be clever." "Only an idiot would provoke him." "No, but the Sontarans are fed by a Probic Vent in the back of their neck." "That's their weak spot, which means they always have to face their enemies in battle." "Isn't that brilliant?" "They can never turn their back." "We stare into the face of death." "Yeah, well stare at this." "What have you done?" "What have you done?" "Don't touch me." "A Sontaran would rather be court-martialed than show pain." " I must return." " But he broke the teleport." "Ha!" "Primitive sonic trickery." "The device is now repaired." "Our presence is known." "Soldiers, we move to a war footing." "I see you faced battle open-skinned, sir." "Might I share that honor?" " You may." " Thank you." "How do you tell each other apart?" "We say the same of humans." "Tell me, boy, how many Atmos devices have been installed?" "Ah!" "They've gone worldwide with only about half." "Which means 400 million cars converted." "A fine arsenal." "Is it sufficient to trigger the conversion?" "More than enough, yeah." "And the test signal proved that it works." "52 deaths in the same second, man." "That is just so cool." "Is the temperature significant?" "No." "That's just a phrase." "But I'll get my people ready, General." "Just tell me where and when." " Have we infiltrated UNIT?" " The process is about to begin." "Then you'll see it completed, Commander Skorr." " Get to it." " Yes, sir." "Is someone going to tell me what the hell is going on?" "Okay." "So, listen." "You're not the first aliens I've met." "Just tell me who you are." "Commander Skorr of the 1 Oth Sontaran Battle Fleet, known as Skorr, the Blood Bringer." "What have you done to those two?" "Simple hypnotic control, as with the factory drones." "But with you, we need something more complex." "What is that?" "Soon, that will be you." "Continue." "War can never come too soon." "Take your last look, boy." "It was never big enough for me." "I like your ambition." "That Doctor, he was in a UNIT jeep." "It should have Atmos installed." "You said you didn't know his name." "I don't." "He just said Doctor." "Does that mean something?" "There is an enemy of the Sontarans known as the Doctor." " A face changer." " Do you mean he is an alien, too?" "Legend says he led the battle in the last great Time War." "The finest war in history and we weren't allowed to be part of it." "Oh, but this is excellent." "The last of the Time Lords will die at the hands of the Sontaran Empire in the ruins of his precious Earth." "It is inadvisable to struggle." "The female has a weak thorax." " But what are you doing?" " Completing mental transfer." "The clone needs full memory access." " Clone?" "No, you can't." " That's not..." " You'll sleep, girl." "Sleep and keep the memories alive." "Memories we can use in battle." "We have the Doctor's vehicle." "An ordinary death for such a remarkable enemy." "But proceed." "Greyhound 40 to Trap One." "Repeat." "Can you hear me?" "Over." " Why is it not working?" " Must be the Sontarans." "If they can trace that, they can isolate the Atmos." " Turn left." " Try going right." " It said left." " I know, so go right." "I've got no control." "It's driving itself." "It won't stop." "The doors are locked." "Aah!" "It's deadlocked." "I can't stop it." " Let me..." " Turn left." "The sat nav's just a box." "It's wired into the whole car." "Is he going in the water?" "I love it when they hit the water." "We're heading for the river." "Atmos, are you programmed to contradict my orders?" " Confirmed." " Anything I say, you'll ignore it." "Confirmed." "Then drive into the river." "I order you to drive me into the river." "Do it." "Drive into the river." "Turn right." "Left." " Get down." " Left, right, left, right..." "Oh, is that it?" "Atmos terminated." "Mission accomplished." "The Doctor is dead." "Then prepare the weapons." "Is the operative in place?" "Ready and waiting to advance the great Sontaran cause, sir." "Then go to work." "You would not believe the day I'm having." " I'll requisition us a vehicle." " Anything without Atmos." "And don't point your gun at people." "Is it him?" "Is it him?" "Is it the Doctor?" " Oh, it's you." " Who?" "Oh!" "It's you." " What, have you met before?" " Yeah." "Christmas Eve." "He disappeared right in front of me." " And you never said." " Well, you never said." "Wilf, sir." "Wilfred Mott." "You must be one of them aliens." "Yeah, but don't shout it out." "Nice to meet you properly, Wilf." " Ah, an alien hand." " Donna, anything?" "She's not answering." "What is it, Sonterruns?" "Sontarans." "But there's got to be more to it." "They can't just be remote-controlling cars." "That's not enough." " Is anyone answering?" " Hold on." " Don't tell me." "Donna Noble." " Martha." "Hold on, he's here." "Martha, tell Colonel Mace it's the Sontarans." "They're in the file." "Code Red Sontarans." "But if they're inside the factory, tell him not to start shooting." "UNIT will get massacred." "I'll get back as soon as I can." "You got that?" "Code Red Sontaran." "Gotcha." " Dr. Jones, found anything yet?" " No, sir." "Nothing to report." "You tried sonicking it before and you didn't find anything." "Yeah, but now I know it's Sontaran, I know what I'm looking for." "The thing is, Doctor, that Donna is my only grandchild." "You got to promise me you're going to take care of her." " She takes care of me." " Oh, yeah." "That's my Donna." "She was always bossing us around even when she was tiny." "The Little General we used to call her." " Yeah." "Don't start." " And some of the boys she used to turn up with, a different one every week." "Here." "Who was that one with the nail varnish?" "Matthew Richards." "He lives in Kilburn now...with a man." "Whoa!" "It's a temporal pocket." "I knew there was something else in there." "It's hidden just a second out of sync with real time." " But what's it hiding?" " I don't know." "Men and their cars." "Sometimes I think if I was a car..." "Oh, it's you." "Doctor, what was it?" " Yeah, that's me." "What, have you met him as well?" "Dad, it's the man from the wedding when you were laid up with Spanish 'flu." "I'm warning you." "Last time that man turned up, it was a disaster." "Get back." "A converter has been activated." " Show me where." "London." "That's Chiswick." " Who can have such knowledge?" " Only the Doctor." "He survived." "Excellent." "Then battle will be joined." "Glorious warfare." "Tenth Sontaran Battle Fleet." "We move to the final phase." "Prepare the subjugation of Earth for the glory of Sontar." "Announcing Battle Status One." "All soldiers to positions." "Repeat, we are now at Battle Status One." "Rejoice." "That'll stop it." "I told you." "He's blown up the car." "Who is he anyway?" "What sort of Doctor blows up cars?" " Oh, not now, Mum." " Oh, should I make an appointment?" "That wasn't just exhaust fumes." "It's some sort of gas, artificial gas." "And it's aliens." "Is it aliens?" " Is this poisonous?" "Then they've got poisonous gas in every car on Earth." "Trigger the converters and deadlock every single one." "It's not safe." "I'm going to get it off the street." "No, don't." "Turn it off." " Grandad, get out of there." " I can't." "It's locked." "It's them aliens again." "What's he doing?" "What's he doing?" "They've isolated it." "Turn them off." "Turn them off." " Turn off the engines." " It's all of them, sir." "Every single car on the planet." "Now we begin." "Let's get to work." "There's gas inside the car." "He's going to choke." "Doctor!" "It won't open." "It's the whole world." "400 million weapons." "Sontar-ha!" " Sontar-ha!" " Sontar-ha!" "Donna!" "Sontar-ha!" "Doctor!" "The government has declared a state of emergency." "Launching in 10." "Come then." "Nine." "Do not engage the Sontarans in battle." " Eight." " The planet is going nuclear." " Seven." "It's time I reveal what our work has been for." " Six." " The bravery of idiots" " is bravery, nonetheless." " Five." " God save us." " Four." "They need this gas for something else." " Three." " All troops, Code Red." " Two." " At arms." " One." " Get them out of there!" "Zero."

"~ If you have a friend On whom you think you can rely ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ If you found the reason To live on and not to die ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ Preachers, and poets And scholars don't know it ~" "~ Temples, and statues And steeples won't show it ~" "~ If you've got the secret Just try not to blow it ~" "~ Stay a lucky man ~" "~ A lucky man ~" "~ If you've found the meaning Of the truth in this old world ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ If knowledge hangs around your neck Like pearls instead of chains ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ Takers, and fakers and talkers Won't tell you ~" "~ Teachers and preachers Will just buy and sell you ~" "~ When no one can tempt you With heaven or hell ~" "~ You'll be a lucky man ~" "~ Takers, and fakers and talkers Won't tell you ~" "~ Teachers and preachers Will just buy and sell you ~" "~ When no one can tempt you With heaven or hell ~" "~ You'll be a lucky man ~" "~ You'd be better by far To be just what you are ~" "~ You can be what you want If you are what you are ~" "~ And that's a lucky man ~" "~ Oh, yeah, a lucky man ~" "~ And that's a lucky, A lucky, a lucky man ~" "~ A lucky, a lucky, a lucky man ~" " Hello." " Hello." "Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?" "Frightening, isn't it?" " Been here long?" " Mr. Travis?" " Long enough." " Mr. Travis!" " Oh, see you." " Yeah." "This Hessler is our latest machine." "It gives a four-sided seal and runs 72 packs a minute." "Any fault in the plastic packing can cause a break." "The coffee is returned to our patent coffee processor." "Now, why is that?" "Mr. Biles?" " I've been off sick, sir." " Eliminates waste, sir." "Absolutely correct." "Always remember, gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers." "Right, I'll take them off your hands now, Mr. Stone." "Follow me, gentlemen." "Now, gentlemen you have learned the number one truth." "That a cup of Imperial Coffee is the only proper way to finish a meal." "Be it in a palace or a prison." "But between the making and the drinking must stand the salesman." "This is where you come in." "You will be our representatives in the frontline." "Each one of you is going to have to prove himself on the battlefield of sales." "It's a hard road you'll have to travel." "There will be whole days when you won't sell a bean but you will go out the very next day and hit the jackpot." "Mr. Duff, may I ask a question?" " Certainly, Mr. Travers." " Travis." "Beg your pardon." "How much does a top salesman get paid?" "Your basic salary will be low, of course, 11.50 pounds per week, before tax." "But for a good man, with commission, the sky is the limit." "Our star salesman at the moment a wonderful man called Jim Oswald takes home anything from 75 pounds to 150 pounds a week." "Now, I have never lied to you never given you false hopes but I believe in you." "With a coffee pack in one hand and your sales list in the other I want you to be one long line of shining success." "From John O'Groat's to Land's End." "Now, selling is psychology." "A good salesman must know something about psychology." "And in that particular field, I can think of no better authority than our chief of public relations, Mrs. Gloria Rowe." "Mr. Spalding, please." "Come here, Mr. Spalding." "Smile." "Smile, Mr. Spalding." "Imperial product is good." "But people don't buy things just because they're good." "They have to believe." "And you have to inspire that belief." "You have to believe." "Remember the words of William Blake." ""A sincere belief that anything is so, will make it so."" "Sincerity." "Honesty." "Mr. MacIntyre, Mr. Travis, Mr. Greasy." " Thank you, Mr. Spalding." " Thank you." "Hello, Mr. MacIntyre." "Smile." "Give with all your heart." "Don't think of yourself." "Relax those cheek muscles." "Smile, Mr. MacIntyre." "Mr. Travis." "Morning, Mrs. Rowe." "Now, that is sincerity." "That is a completely sincere smile." "If I was a buyer and these were two travellers I'd definitely buy from the guy I like." "I'd definitely buy from the sincere personality." "I'm definitely going to buy from you, Mr. Travis." "Lecture hall here." "Duff speaking." "Now, Mr. Travis, I want you to smile at Mr. Greasy." "Mr. Greasy, smile back and give Mr. Travis a firm handshake." "Certainly." "Right away, sir." "Mr. Greasy, don't think I'm being personal but we're when dealing with food products, hygiene must be our motto." "Make sure you've got clean fingernails." " Mrs. Rowe?" " Yes." "The chairman wants to see us immediately." "Take a break, gentlemen." "I'll see you on the shop floor in 20 minutes." "Gentlemen, I have very bad news." "Oswald has left the Northeast." "Left?" "Vanished." "Disappeared." "No notice." "Nothing." "Just one ruddy great hole on the map." "And that's not all." "Oswald is suspected of trafficking in stolen goods under imperial's name." " My God." " Oh, God." "Well, I need an immediate replacement." "Mr. Duff, how are your trainees?" "They're very good, sir." "But they need another two weeks." "No, no, I can't wait." "Mrs. Rowe." "Now, what's your instinct say?" "Who's my man?" "Can you sniff him?" "Travis." "That's your man." "Travis, we're in a jam." "You heard about Oswald?" "It's a case of all hands to the pumps." "I understand, sir." "Now, Mrs. Rowe has spoken highly of you and I have never known her wrong so I'm going to play her hunch." "I'm giving you the Northeast." "Now, that's as far north as the border as far west as Lancashire and as far south as the Humber." "It's a big challenge." "Do you think you're up to it?" "I know I am, sir." "Normally, an opportunity like this wouldn't come your way for 10 or 20 years." "Men far more experienced than you have had their shot at it and been broken by it." "But you've got guts and you've got ambition and that gives you a head start." "Good luck." "Now, there's your card." "Never travel without it." "Your map your compass and your car keys." "Now go out there and fight." "I will, sir." "Every inch of the way." "You can rely on me." "Good man." "He's all yours now, Mrs. Rowe." "Oh, and Travis..." "Thank you very much, sir." "Come here, Mr. Travis." "I am going to give you a simple test." "Be very careful how you answer." "I want you to taste these cups of coffee and tell me what they do for you." "Sturdy plebian plenty of body." "A vigorous robusta?" "Spicy." "Now this." "The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis." "Take it." "Now." "~ Poor people are poor people ~" "~ And they don't understand ~" "~ A man's got to make whatever he wants ~" "~ And take it with his own hands ~" "~ Poor people stay poor people ~" "~ And they never get to see ~" "~ Someone's got to win in the human race ~" "~ If it isn't you then it has to be me ~" "~ So smile while you're making it ~" "~ Laugh while you're taking it ~" "~ Even though you're faking it ~" "~ Nobody's gonna know ~" "~ Nobody's gonna know ~" "~ No use mumbling ~" "~ It's no use grumbling ~" "~ Life just isn't fair ~" "~ There's no easy days ~" "~ There's no easy ways ~" "~ Just get out there and do it ~" "~ And sing and they'll sing your song ~" "~ Laugh while you're getting on ~" "~ Smile and they'll string along ~" "~ And nobody's gonna know ~" "~ Nobody's gonna know ~" "~ Nobody's gonna know ~" "~ And nobody's gonna know ~" "Commenting on the... and much of Central Southern England, though it probably won't reach the East Midlands till after midnight." "Now for Eastern England, Central Northern England and Northeast England." "A foggy start in most places and a mostly dull misty day with rain and drizzle at times." "The outlook for tomorrow and Thursday, dry but cold at night with frost in places and fairly widespread fog." "And that's the end of the weather forecast." "And finally, overseas posting for Christmas tomorrow parcels should be posted to Argentina, Iraq via Lebanon and Trinidad letters should go to Malaya at Anzac SPO 5." "Tell my mother I'm all right." "It's her birthday." " You the only witness?" " Yes, I saw it." "I can give you a statement." "Don't bother." "No need to detain the gentleman." "Tell my mother." "~ Hold me close wherever we go ~" "He's gone." "Now scarper." "But what about him?" "Done for." "Perforated kidneys." "It was his fault." "He was driving too fast." "Oh, we can see what happened." "We'll be witnesses." "Save you the trouble." "Oh, it's no trouble." "I can give you a statement." "As far as we're concerned, it's a private accident." "No one else involved." "Unless you give a statement." "Then our chief constable might find you're involved." "He might bring charges against you." "Using us as witnesses." "Our word against yours." "So on your way, chummy." "Unless you want booking for manslaughter." "There you are." "Fair dos." "Fair dos." "A report from our Belfast newsroom." "Two gunmen fired seven shots, aimed it seems at the sentries on duty in the grounds of the general's house which is heavily guarded by soldiers and security staff with dogs." "Soldiers fired back and later found traces of blood which lead them to believe they hit one of the gunmen." "The Egyptian War Minister, General Sadek, has resigned." "The move was seen as a reflection of the dissension in Egypt over the country's relationship with the Soviet Union." "And tonight it's your line on the subject of mental health." "It's estimated that one in six women, and one in nine men will enter a hospital at least once in their lives because of mental illness." "What are the causes of the steady increase in mental illness?" "Can they be avoided?" "Are we spending enough care and money on the mentally sick and the mentally handicapped?" "Are they better treated in hospital or in their own homes and communities?" "Mr. Travis?" "Hello." "Good evening." " Come in." " Thank you." "I was getting quite worried about you." "It can be a nasty drive over those moors." "Still, here you are safe and sound." "Bill!" "Would you sign the book, please?" "You've missed supper but I'll do you something special." "Bill, would you show Mr. Travis to his room?" "Thank you very much." "Oh, Mr. Travis I'm afraid Mr. Oswald left quite a lot behind." "I put it in one of the drawers." "I didn't like to throw it out." "That's all right." "I'll manage, thank you." "So you're the new rabbit?" "You're the replacement, are you?" " Who are you?" " Oh, I live here." "Don't let me hold you up." "Would you like a cigarette?" "Oh, sorry." "You look a bit young." "Well, you need a young man for a job like this." "Possibly." "Did you ever meet your predecessor?" " Oswald?" " Oswald." "No, I've only been with the firm five weeks." "That stuff's no good." "I told him." "Why did he scarper?" "Luck." "Opportunity." "He took off." "No stamina." "That's what you've gotta have in a job like this." "Stamina." "You've got to have it." "Providing, of course, you've got the technical know-how." "Nothing else you need?" "Well, you've got to have ambition." "Mr. Travis?" "Yes, Mrs. Ball." "I've got your supper ready." "It's in the parlour." "Thank you, Mrs. Ball." "I'll be right down." "Watch out for her treacle tart." "There's many a fly got stuck in that." "~ Sell, sell, sell Sell everything you stand for ~" "~ Tell, tell, tell Tell all the people that you care for ~" "~ Running here, running there ~" "~ Keep it moving, sonny, don't despair ~" "~ Because the next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be The best one of the year ~" "~ Give, give, give Give everything you've paid for ~" "~ Run, run, run Run for everything you've prayed for ~" "~ Keep that smile on your face ~" "~ With a smile you're welcome anyplace ~" "~ Because the next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be The best one of the year ~" "~ Can I interest you in this article of mine?" "~" "~ Can I interest you To spare some of your time?" "~" "~ Can I interest you in this life of mine?" "~" "~ Won't you listen, listen, listen listen, listen, listen, listen?" "~" "~ Can I interest you in this article of mine?" "~" "~ Can I interest you To spend some of your time?" "~" "~ Can I interest you in this life of mine?" "~" "~ Won't you listen, listen, listen, listen?" "~" "~ Won't you, sell, sell, sell Sell everything you stand for ~" "~ Tell, tell, tell, Tell all the people that you care for ~" "~ Running here, running there ~" "~ Keep it moving, sonny, don't despair ~" "~ Because the next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be ~" "~ The next one will be ~" "~ The best one of the year ~" "Good morning." "Mrs. Williams?" " Who?" " Mrs. Williams." "Catering manageress." "She doesn't come in anymore." "It's urgent." "There's nothing urgent around here." "They're closing us down." " Closing you down?" " Paying us off." "Why?" " Five thousand men?" " That's right." "Redundant." "Good evening." "I'd like to see the catering manager, Mr. Faulkner." " And it's Mr...?" " Travis." "Imperial Coffee." "I'll see if he's still on duty." "You can sit down." "It's Imperial Coffee, Mr. Johnson." "Mr. Travis." " Lovely evening, Mr. Faulkner." " Charlie Johnson." "Sit down." "Panatela?" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Is Mr. Faulkner off?" "No, no, but I'm the manager here." "I like to keep my contacts personal." "So do I." " You'll be replacing your previous colleague?" " Correct." "Sad business that." "Still, I take it the arrangements will be as were?" "Yes, Mr. Johnson." "Yes." "It's Mayor Johnson, to be precise." "I've still got three months in office." "Good." "Well, I'll give you all the help I can." "Not only here, but in Leeds, Doncaster, Wakefield and other cities of major importance surrounding." "You can confirm with Faulkner that we'll be continuing our standing bulk order." "In fact, you'll find him around the back now." "You've just come at the right time." "We're having a bit of a party." "Do you like you know what?" " What, Mayor Johnson?" " A party." "Oh, yes." " Absolutely delighted." " Right." "Come on then." " Good evening, mayor." " Good evening." "Have they fixed that TV set in the Rockingham suite yet?" " They're doing it now." " Good." "Telly Rent." "Marvellous firm." "I'm on the board, you know?" "If ever you want a telly." "Very fortunate your coming on a Tuesday." "We always have a bit of a gathering on Tuesdays." "You'll make some useful contacts." "Always best to meet people when they're relaxed." "Plenty of variety." "Promise you that." "Good evening, Mr. Mayor." "This is Mr. Travis, Linda." "That's Linda." " Happy to greet you." " Pleased to meet you too." " Get my coat, love." " Well, thank you." "You'll enjoy yourself here, I can tell you." "Hey, sit down, will you?" "Sit down." " Hello, Mr. Johnson." " Hello, Harry." " Sit down." " Ta." "New member?" "Yes." "This is Mr. Travis of Imperial Coffee." "Glad you could make it tonight." "Harry Wilson, tax office." " Great pleasure to meet you." " Chief inspector." "Any little business problems you run up against, let me know." " Attenborough." "I edit the local rag." " Very pleased to meet you." " This is Jackie." " Happy to greet you." " Pleasure." " Wakedale Echo." "Invaluable to a man in your line." "Comes out every Thursday." "Have you met Maureen?" "Maureen, Maureen." " Say hello to Mr. Travis." " How do you do?" "Pleased to meet you, Mr. Travis." "Barlow, county constabulary." " Pleased to meet you." " Superintendent." "At your service." "And this is Mavis." "Now, you be nice to Mr. Travis, Mavis." " But not too nice." " Happy to greet you." " Great pleasure." " Come here." "Come here." "Ladies and gentlemen, we've come to the part of the show you've all been waiting for." "We have a first-class selection for you." "All your favourites and one or two novelties." "And as usual, we will be starting with our request spot." "So if you'd like to signify your preference in the usual manner..." "Isle of Capri." " Whiplash." " Aye, Whiplash." " Whiplash." "Whiplash." " Roman Candles." "Roman Candles!" " Roman Candles." "Another one?" " Chocolate Sandwich." " Chocolate Sandwich." " Yes, Chocolate Sandwich." "Chocolate Sandwich." "Chocolate Sandwich." "Chocolate Sandwich." "Chocolate Sandwich." "Chocolate Sandwich." "All right." "All right." "All right, ladies and gentlemen." "You have it." "You have it." "Ladies and gentlemen, by overwhelming demand we start with everybody's favourite, Chocolate Sandwich." "Come on, June, Violet, Eddie." "Come on, loves." "Give them a big hand." "Travis." "Imperial Coffee." "Becky." "Mind if I borrow your knee?" "Thank you." "Michael." "Mrs. Ball?" "Mary." "Mr. Travis." "Wanted on the phone." "Urgent." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Gloria." "What?" "What's that?" "Scotland as well?" "I haven't any warm clothing." "Yes, but I'm doing well here." "Building up some fabulous contacts." "I don't wanna throw it away." "Yes, I see it's a challenge." "Tomorrow?" "But where?" "Well, that's 200 miles away." "By 10 a.m.?" "Who do I ask for?" "Yeah." "Who?" "Who?" "Hello?" "Hello, Gloria?" "Hello?" "Mr. Travis." "Did you hear that?" "Do you think I ought to go?" "I've got something for you." "Come on, try it on." "Arms up." "A perfect fit." "It's good." "It really is good." "You'll find it surprisingly warm." "I'll be back." "I promise I will." "Try not to die like a dog." "The blessing." "Lord, on the way to goodness when we stumble, hold us." "When we fall, lift us up." "When are hard-pressed by evil, deliver us." "Soyuz 11 's braking system for re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere was switched off." "A soft-landing engine fired according to plan and a smooth landing was made in the arranged area." "Presumably somewhere in Kazakhstan." "A helicopter-born recovery crew which landed simultaneously with Soyuz 11 opened the hatch and found the three cosmonauts dead." "Now, zazen." "What does that mean?" "Zazen is a way of sitting cross-legged and with an erect back practicing the art of Zen." "And Zen means?" "To understand life, to be with life, to get a feeling of life so that in effect all your days are good days and every day should be looked upon as living in the moment rather than in the past or future." "And this is really what Zen is all about." "Living now." "Now, tell me how we come by this illumination this awareness that is at the heart of the practice called zazen." "Is it very hard practice." "Nothing is acquired in a day." "And yet I understand that this illumination does come suddenly." "It comes suddenly." "It comes in many ways." "One could be arranging a vase of flowers..." "I'm asking you not to give any trouble." "I want you on the ground before I count three." "One, two..." " I'm only trying to find out where I am." " Don't kick or butt with your head and you won't get hurt." "Okay, chaps, get him in." "Most places will have a cloudy day and there will be rain and drizzle at times." "Now, Mr. Travis you realize where you are?" "You know where you are, Mr. Travis?" "Yes." "Your pass?" " What's in these packets?" " Coffee samples." "Hey, that happens to be company property." "I have to account for every single bean." "Otherwise, I'm in trouble." "You are in trouble." "Who are you working for?" " Gloria Rowe." " Who else?" "What do you mean, who else?" "Who are you working for?" "The Imperial Coffee Company." "Who do you know in this establishment?" "I don't know anybody." "But who were you expecting to contact?" "The catering manager, Mr. Woolley." "Has three children." "Plays billiards." "Sign this, please." "Where the crosses are." " What is it?" " Your confession." "I don't know what I've done." "I haven't done anything." "You'll find it easier if you sign." "I haven't done anything." "Bassett." " Tea or coffee?" " Tea, please." "Two sugars." "Coffee, black." "Thank you." " Tea, Bassett?" " No, thank you, sir." " Chocolate biscuit?" " Please." "That'll be three P for the biscuit." " Would the young man like a cup of tea?" " Later." "There's no need to go through all this, you know?" "You've only got to sign the paper." "But I'm innocent." "I haven't done anything." "There are three things you can be sure of:" "The pain is not going to stop you will remain conscious and in the end, you will sign." "Bassett." "Now let's start at the beginning." "When did you join the party?" "Last year." "How much are they paying you?" " Three hundred a month." " Three hundred what?" "Pounds." "Rubles." "Was your headmaster correct to expel you from school?" "Yes." "Do you believe children are the hope of the future?" "Yes." "Do you believe in the fellowship of man?" " Yes." " Think carefully." "No." "Do you rate loyalty above obedience?" "Always leave everything in a mess." "I keep telling them." "recently began a project to clear the local beach a piece of woodland." "The whole school, with the help of the Cleansing Department of the local authority, cleared five wagon-loads of rubbish." "Others planted 40 trees with help of the Parks Department." "This is to be a manual affair." "This spring, we're building..." "~ Not as orphans ~" "~ Are we left in sorrow now ~" "~ Hallelujah ~" "~ He is near us ~" "~ Faith believes nor questions how ~" "~ Though the cloud ~" "~ From sight received him ~" "~ When the 40 days were o'er ~" "~ Shall our hearts ~" "~ Forget his promise ~" "~ I am with you ~" "~ Evermore ~" "Let us pray." "Almighty and most merciful Father." "Almighty and most merciful Father." "We, thine unworthy servants." "We, thine unworthy servants." "Do give thee most humble and hearty thanks." "Do give thee most humble and hearty thanks." "For all thy goodness and loving kindness to us and to all men." "For all thy goodness and loving kindness to us and to all men." "We bless thee for our creation." "We bless thee for our creation." "No." "Not that." "That's God's food." "That's for God." "You're only a boy." "Keep on there." "Go straight across the fields and through the woods." "You'll find the motorway." "Go south." "Kit." "May." "The children will show you the way." "Remember, go south." "There's nothing in the north for a boy like you." "Good luck." "Come on." " Where are you making for?" " London." "In a hurry?" " Why?" " Like to pick up some spare cash?" " What for?" " Nothing much." "Scientific research." "Medical." "You know the kind of thing?" "We need volunteers." " How much?" " Hundred quid." "Hundred and fifty and you're on." "I'm not authorized to vary the terms, sir but if you'd like to come up to the centre, you can talk it over with the chief." "Okay, okay." "Okay." " Good morning." " Good morning." "Welcome to the Millar Clinic." "Will you take a chair, please?" " Will you take a chair, please?" " Oh, thank you." "Your full name, please, sir." "Michael Arnold Travis." " And yours, madam?" " Elizabeth Valerie Stewart." "E. V. Stewart." " M. A. Travis." " How much are they paying you?" "Hundred and fifty pounds." "I'm getting 75 and all the food I can eat." "Professor Millar will be with you in a minute." "You must have inhaled at least 3 milligrams of Novocain." "Sir." "So that's a distinct improvement." " Doctor Bee?" " Sir?" "Yes, professor?" "I'll be coming into your department at 11." "I'll want Mrs. Unwin under the pathescope." "We may have to remodel her transplant." " Certainly, professor." " How long is it now?" " Three hundred and fifty seven days." " Frenkel in Boston kept one surviving for 14 months." "I'd like to beat him." "You will, sir." " Professor Millar..." " one moment, Houston..." "The new intake is ready, professor." "Splendid." "Oh, Professor Millar, can I borrow a heart from the organ bank for three days?" "I'll have to come back to you on that one, Houston." "We may need everything we've got this week." " Delighted to have you here." " Very well." " I'm Professor Millar." " How do you do, sir." "Do sit down." "Excuse me." "Interesting." "Good." "I'm delighted to have you here." "I'll see you both later." "Sister Hallett, Room 9 for Mr. Travis and 36 for Mrs. Stewart." "I'll want a complete analysis on Travis by this afternoon." "Yes, professor." "Hughes, Keating, please." "Waterworks, okay?" "Yes, fine, thank you." "No inherent madness in the family?" "No, none whatsoever." "Where's she taking my suit?" "Don't worry, you'll find it in your wardrobe." " Just flex your wrist." " Ever seen insects crawling up the walls?" "No fits?" "No, never." " Ready when you are, Stanley." " No typhoid, cholera, epilepsy?" "Usual jabs at childhood?" "All right." "Here we go." "Hello." "E.X. At 82 percent." " Are you sure?" " Well, have a look." "Frontal circuit 7.4, rear lobes neutral." "Step it up a bit." "J. M. Will be happy about this." "Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids." " What's that supposed to mean?" " Essentially, it means that you are in a position to be particularly helpful to us in our research." "What kind of research?" "What do you think is the most successful animal that's ever lived on this earth." "The ant?" "The dinosaur." "Do you realize that the dinosaurs dominated this globe for 140 millions years before they became extinct?" "Man has been on this planet for only a fraction over 40,000 years and yet already he faces extinction." "In fact, the species will be lucky to survive beyond the year 2010." "Mankind has only one hope." "Science." "Technology is the survival kit of the human race." "Even the politicians realize this." "What they don't, or won't, realize, is that the technical solutions are already within our power." "The entire population of India could be rehoused on the moon within 10 years." "It's only a matter of learning to live in a new way." "Absolutely still." "We have almost conquered the concept of disease." "With present transplant techniques there is no reason why everyone shouldn't live to be 250 or 300 years old instead of our present miserable 70 or 80 years." "We're on the verge of a series of discoveries that will transform our conception of human life." "What's all this got to do with me?" "Michael, at this very moment in laboratories throughout the world, life is being created." "It's only a matter of years, perhaps even months before we can produce a whole generation of new and far more fully adapted creatures." "I have a mongrel in the experimental wing here who can't tie his own shoelaces." "By the end of the summer, he'll be a contract bridge champion." "Falling in love, making love." "We'll no longer need to depend on this inefficient way of distributing random genes." "Computers programmed to select the correctly matched DNA molecules will be able to produce an entirely satisfactory human breed." "This is the future, Michael." "This is the work for which I need your help." "Yes, but what's gonna happen to me?" "Will I come out the same as I went in?" "Not the same better." "Now, I would just like you to sign this release form." ""I hereby consent to lease the Millar Research Clinic all physical experimental rights in my body for one week for the sum of 100 pounds."" "I'd like to help, Professor Millar but 150 pounds is definitely my minimum price." "Definitely." "A figure like that is just beyond us." "One hundred and fifty pounds, and I'm not going to argue about it." "A hundred and thirty." "A hundred and forty five." "A hundred and thirty five." "A hundred and forty." "Done." "Sign by the cross." "Sister Hallett?" "Yes, professor?" "Give Mr. Travis a sedative." "Certainly." "Sleep well, Michael." " All quiet?" " Yes, professor." " No fluctuations?" " Quite stable." "I'll take him first." "It'll be a long job." "Four or five hours." "Do you think it'll take, professor?" "There's an even chance." " He's in reasonably good condition." " Oh, yes." " Is he sterilized yet?" " Not yet, professor." " You better send for Doctor Bee." " Yes, professor." "We require two injections during the night." "One at 12 and one at 4." "Is that understood?" "It's all right." "How much are they paying you?" "How much are they paying you?" "Hello, is there anybody there?" "For chrissake!" "You could have killed me!" " Why don't you look where you're going?" " Are you all right?" "Hey, cut the conference!" "Look at my bloody suit!" "Are you suing us or are we suing you?" " You going to London?" " Yeah, we were." "Can you give us a lift?" "Okay?" "Yeah, come on, get in." "Sit in the back there and keep your mouth shut." " Mind the board." " It's the Golden Wonder." "Come on, Streaky." "Aggravate the gravel." "If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will." "You're shivering." "I'm wet." "Take off that jacket." "And that." "Alan, pass us the rug." "And the bottle." "Take off your trousers." "Come on, strip off." "What?" "Here?" "Get them off." "This is Patricia." "She's very intelligent." "She's making a study of us." "Thank you." "What are you?" "What do you do?" "They're musicians." "We just trying to make some bread, that's all, mate." "Are you rich?" "No, but my manager is." "Careful of those." "That's gold thread." "Nylon." "Checkmate, Dave." "Never mind, at least you got it wrong." "Come over here." "Waifs and strays, she never could resist." " How long?" " About an hour." "Maybe less." "~ On and on ~" "~ And on and on we go ~" "~ Round the world in circles turning ~" "~ Earning what we can ~" "~ While others dance away ~" "~ The chance to light your day ~" "~ Oh, and on and on ~" "~ And on and on we go ~" "~ And it's round the world in circles turning ~" "~ Earning what we can ~" "~ While others dance away ~" "~ The chance to light your day ~" " Patricia?" " She's upstairs." "Upstairs." "~ Boy, and if you have a friend On whom you think you can rely ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ If you've found the reason To live on and not to die ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ You know the preachers, and the poets ~" "~ And the scholars don't know it And the temples ~" "~ And the statues And the steeples don't show it ~" "~ And if you've got the secret Just try not to blow it ~" "~ Stay a lucky man ~" "~ Yes, yes ~" "~ Now, on and on ~" "~ And on and on we go ~" "Morning." " How do you feel?" " Hungry." "Could you hold this for me?" "What is it?" "Om." "It means infinity, or godhead." "Are you a Buddhist?" "All religions are equally true." "Breakfast." "London." "The biggest money market in the world." "Did you know that?" "Ten thousand million pounds a day turnover." "Ten thousand millions a day, and there's a thousand ways of making it, you know?" "It's just a question of picking the right one." "Open this." "Champagne." "Of course." "Glass palaces." "Just look at them." "One day I'll own one of those." "You're very old-fashioned." "What do you mean, I'm old-fashioned?" "Well, all this stuff about money and owning things." "If you want something, just take it." "I always do." "Where did you get this from?" "Home." "Do you go there often?" "Sometimes." "When I get bored." "And where does all this other stuff come from?" "That comes from home too." "Daddy's got so much he never misses anything." "You're lucky." "I've got to get there on my own." " Get where?" " Right to the top." "How much is a building like that worth?" "The ground rent is 800,000 pounds a year." "It cost 10 times that to build." "And every three months its value increases by 20 percent." "How do you know?" "My father owns it." "Really?" "It's beautiful." "I'd like to meet your father." "You've got lovely eyes." "Introduce us then." "I've been a top salesman." "Earned 100 pounds one week." "You're so greedy." "Tell me more about your father." "He owns half the copper mines in the world." "He's absolutely ruthless." "For every 5 million pounds he invests he makes half a million pounds profit." "In Bolivia he drove half a million peasants off their land." "They starved to death." "Fifty million pounds profit." "He's the most evil man you could ever hope to meet." "Are you coming or staying?" "Coming." "Hey, where are you going?" "Don't go." "Have a good day." "Remember all that glisters is not gold." "Hello, can I speak to Mr. Burgess, please?" "Yes, yes, of course, sir." "Sir James, yes." "Well, it's about his daughter." "Yes, it's very urgent." "I'm sorry, but it's absolutely confidential." "It's a matter of life and death." "Well, you'll just have to interrupt him then, won't you?" "Hello, Sir James?" "Hello, I'm Michael Travis." "It's about Patricia." "She's in trouble." "Well, she's safe at the moment but I'm not sure how long it can be guaranteed." "No, Sir James, I really cannot discuss this on the telephone." "I'm sure you understand." "Well, I do have rather a full afternoon but I could see you in say, 45 minutes." "No, Sir James, I'm not a psychiatrist." "Good." "Oh, by the way, Sir James which is your nearest tube station?" "Thank you." "Mr. Travis?" "Would you mind taking a seat and waiting a few moments?" " Sir James is still in conference." " Thank you." "It's only a question of time." "Another six months is all I need." "Three?" "No, no, no!" " You rotten bastard!" "You swine!" " You must calm down." "Can't you see it's a revolutionary concept?" "Twenty five years of my life." "Twenty five years wasted." "Twenty five years down the drain." " Oh, God!" "All wasted!" " Professor..." " Professor, you must restrain yourself." " You bastard!" "You swine!" "Professor." "Help me." "I won't go." "I'll never go." "Don't let them do it." "Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart." "William, a chair for Professor Stewart." "Mr. Travis." "Sir James' time is worth 500 pounds per minute." "Please keep it short." "Mr. Michael Travis, Sir James." "Well, young man." "I won't beat about the bush, sir." "It's your..." "I won't beat about the bush, sir." "It's your daughter, Patricia." "She's in bad trouble." "What kind of trouble?" "Well, sir, the usual." "Bad company, protests, drugs." "Oh, all that." "Yes." "I think we can save her, sir." "I think she should come back to her family a family background." "Do you even know where she is, sir?" "It must be heart-breaking for you, Sir James." "You amaze me." "She needs you, Sir James." "How strange." "The trouble is, I'm so frightfully busy." "No, no, no." " I'm not gonna stand for it." " Professor." " Professor, please." " I'm going back in there." "All right, if that's what you want." "But here, now, in front of your very eyes, Sir James." " Now!" " William." "William, stop him at all costs." " Professor, please." " Now, now." " Professor, for God's sake." " Let me go!" "Let me go!" " Miss Hunter." " Yes, Sir James." "Ask the senior staff to come to my office." "I'm afraid I have some very grave and distressing news for you." "Professor Stewart is dead." "Professor Stewart started life 55 years ago of humble parentage." "His father was a watchmaker in Glasgow." "At the age of 16, he gained a scholarship to Cambridge." "During the war his vital research into the military application of electronics led to his rapid promotion to the rank of major." "After the war he gave to this company the same loyalty that he had before given to the nation." "Now, Professor Stewart was not only an inventor of genius but all who came in contact with him felt it a privilege to have known and loved him." "Sir James, it's 10 past 5." "Your appointment with Dr. Munda." "Thank you, Miss Hunter." "Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time but his name will live long." "We will stand in silence in grateful memory for 15 seconds." "Miss Hunter, send a memo to the chief accountant." "A gratuity of 740 pound per annum to his widow." "Fix the funeral for Wednesday, Golders Green." "And get me Vancouver." "Pity about Stewart." "Brilliant man, of course, but an academic." "Couldn't run a toffee shop." "In business there's an animal who succeeds and an animal who doesn't." "That may be my call to Vancouver." "Vancouver, Canada, Sir James." "Charles?" "James." "I talked to the board." "Unanimous decision, I'm afraid." "We'll have to have your resignation by midnight." "No." "Two million dollars compensation is our maximum." "Well, it's your decision of course." "But if you don't things could be pretty upsetting for Kitty." "Yes." "Bye." " Good evening, Sir James." " Good evening." " Good evening, Sir James." " Sorry to keep you." "Had a little hold up at the office." " My assistant, Michael..." " Travis." " Travis." " Morrison." " Pleased to meet you." " This way, sir." "Sir James, how good of you to come." "Mr. President." "My minister of finance, Mr. Timothy Souza." " How do you do?" " Madame Paillard." "My home secretary, Mrs. Naidu." " How do you do?" " Colonel Steiger." " Colonel." " Sir." " Mr. Oswald." " Sir James." "And the Right Honourable Basil Keyes, I think you know." " Basil." " James." "Do sit down, Sir James." "Morrison, draw the curtains." "Sir James you are a man of business." "You deal in facts and figures." "Well, that is what we are here to give you today." "My colleagues and I are confident that we can offer you an association with our country that will be as profitable to you as to ourselves." "Film please, Brewster." "The coastline of Zingara an uninterrupted stretch of golden sand, perfect for swimming, water sports and all the leisure facilities demanded by holiday makers from the industrial centres in Europe and the Americas." "The island already boasts one large hotel." "Visitors can take their ease in surroundings of luxury and sophistication." " A brandy, please." " Yes, sir." "Picturesque entertainment is provided by Zingaran natives performing their age-old rituals for patrons of our holiday lodges in the hill district." "Here in surroundings of peace and calm staffs are being specially trained satisfy European demands for courtesy and service." "A massive program of hotel construction is already underway." "Experienced European engineers are supervising the native labour force in the construction of the Zingara Continental Hotel." "Your brandy, sir." "The completed hotel, with its splendid public facilities provides 500 rooms." "Each with colour television and private bathroom." "Thank you, Brewster." "Very attractive." "But your plans for industry?" "Our free export zone will offer generous advantages to all concerns financed by foreign capital." "Repatriation of profits?" "Mr. Souza." "Guaranteed to any country you care to nominate." "Venezuela, the Vatican, Liechtenstein, et cetera." "Oh, thanks very much." "Labour costs?" "My home secretary, Mrs. Naidu, will explain the favourable arrangements we are planning for this area." "Labour conditions in Zingara offer excellent opportunities for the foreign investor." "Rates of pay and working conditions are regulated by the government." "Consequently, strikes and slowdowns are a thing unknown." "Film, Brewster, please." "The efficiency and variety of our light industrial installations are a joy to behold." "The Bumangi sausage factory has a daily output of over 2000 pounds prime first-quality sausages." "All 75 percent genuine meat." "Special attention is paid to cleanliness." "Experience has shown that production levels benefit considerably when the sexes are segregated." "The workers' living quarters are also segregated." "Here is an ultra-modern male workers' camp on the outskirts of Bikana." "Their women are housed in a similar camp some 35 miles distant." "Male workers are paid the equivalent of 7 New-English pence per day and females, at 3." "Foreign technicians are welcome in Zingara." "Life for our foreign visitors will be fully commensurate with the standards of living and convenience enjoyed by their colleagues in America or the European Common Market." "They will also be exempted from all personal income tax." "Thank you." "Thank you, Sir James." "Well, Sir James." "I hope we have convinced you that Zingara today presents a unique opportunity for secure investment and a high rate of return." "There is just one consideration that troubles me, Mr. President." " Please." "What guarantees can you provide for the safe-guarding of investment?" "I refer, of course, to the threat of insurrection." "Sir James I will be completely honest." "It is true that a small element of our people have been attempting to cause unrest in our northern territories." "This problem we have firmly in hand." "We're fortunate to have the services of Colonel Steiger whose achievements in the Congo, Nigeria and more recently, Bangladesh must be well-known to you." "I have asked Colonel Steiger himself to report on the situation." "The rebels number roughly 2000 men and women." "Projection." "They are operating in the northern territories in two main groups." "My counter-offensive has taken the form of a two-pronged blitz blanket bombardment by artillery and aircraft followed by landings of airborne policing detachments employing scorched-earth and random-elimination techniques." "My men are professionals, experienced in guerilla warfare." "The rebels are amateurs, inexperienced and weak in defence." "So insurgent losses are heavy." "Over 300 killed." "Four hundred and fifty captured and interned." "In view of your undoubted superiority, Colonel Steiger can you tell us why this insurrection still persists?" "The terrain is unfavourable, sir." "Jungle and swamp favour the native." "That is why we need honey." "Honey?" "Precisely." "Your British honey." "The substance known as PL-45." "Or in the terminology of my profession, "honey."" "Let me show you some examples." "Slide, please." "This is a man who has received a light exposure to this invaluable weapon." "And again." "And again." "And again." "And again." "A beer mug full of honey can create a lethal zone for all forms of terrestrial life within an area of 15 acres." "Low-flying aircraft spraying PL-45 can cover 100 square miles in two hours." "Thank you." "This is all I need to finish the job." "Impressive." "But you understand, Colonel Steiger that granted supplies of adequate quantities of honey you are prepared to guarantee the internal stability of your territory?" "You have my word." "Basil, a moment." "Champagne, monsieur?" " Thank you very much, ma'am." " Please." "Thank you." "Glad to see you made it, old boy." "Stick with the old man." "You'll run a good wicket." "Cheers." " Cheers." " Yes" "Yes." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "I don't think you've met my new assistant, Travis." "Travis, this is Basil Keyes." "I could send Travis along sometime tomorrow." "We've got a night sitting, that should finish before lunch." " So anywhere near the House of Commons." " Right." "Mr. President, I'll take these documents home with me, if I may." "Study them thoroughly." "I shan't keep you waiting." " Well, it must be all of 40 years." " Thirty nine." " I shared digs with the president's brother." " How nice." "I shall never forget that wonderful spring morning in your room at Balliol." "You and Peter drunk on the bookshelves." "Karl Marx and Keynes on the floor." " How is Peter?" " In detention, alas." "I was urged to hang him but for once I was weak." ""Power creates the man." Tacitus." "Cheers." "Thank you, Warner." "About half an hour." " She never gets out of bed." " Oh, rotten luck." " Do sit down." " Thank you." " Hello, Frank." " Good afternoon, sir." " Mr. Travis will have a..." " A dry martini, very dry." " Dry martini, Frank, and a large scotch." " Thank you, sir." "I don't think you'll run into any trouble." "They've got their briefing." "They're all good chaps." "Everything's under control." "Good luck." "And don't leave any fingerprints." "~ When there's a bluebird Singing by your windowpane ~" "~ And the sun shines bright all day through ~" "~ Don't forget, boy Look over your shoulder ~" "~ Because there's always Someone coming after you ~" "~ You ~" " Like a brandy, Warner?" " Not for me, sir." " I never touch a drop on the job." " Of course, of course." "~ When everything in life Seems just as it should be ~" "~ At last success Seems just around the door ~" "~ Don't forget, boy Look over your shoulder ~" "~ Because things don't stay the same For evermore ~" "~ Hope springs eternal In a young man's breast ~" "~ And he dreams of a better life ahead ~" "~ Without that dream You are nothing, nothing, nothing ~" "~ You have to find out for yourself That dream is dead ~" "~ Dead ~" "~ Dead ~" "~ Dead ~" "Hello, there." " There you are." " How do you do?" " Pleased to meet you." "Travis." " Wallis." " Had a good run down?" " Fine, thank you." "Fine." "Got the bumf, have you?" "Good." "Nearly there." "Good, good, good." "We're over here." "Sergeant Beevers." "We've got the okay to take off." "Do the necessary, will you?" "Yes, sir." "Ground control to pilot/navigator." "Destination Honey." "Flight AT-060 is Zingara International Airport." "Take off one-five minutes." "Roger, ground control." "Will do." " Sign by the cross, sir." " Oh, thank you." "Twelve thousand gallons of the stuff there." "You could do half East Africa with that, Mr. Travis." "And of course, it was your flag that went up and ours that came down." "And the extraordinary thing was that the duchess never even noticed." "That will be all, thank you, Jenkins." "Well, gentlemen, to business." "Sir James, we would like the first instalment." "In cash." "Travis." "This is the combination to the safe in my study." "You will find a case there." " Bring it here." " Sir." " Please, darling." " Please, Dickey." " But you must." " Oh, don't go on, Dickey." "I've never been very sure of myself." "Not until I found you." "You drink too much." "I know." "You're my last chance." "Oh, little Dickey." "My God." "Michael." "Patricia." "What are you doing here?" "This is my home." " Well, who was that?" " Dickey?" "The Duke of Belminster." "He's an old friend of mine." "What does he want?" "He wants to marry me." "Well, you can't." "I might." "I haven't decided yet." "But I love you and I'm going to marry you." "Look." "Oh, Michael." "You're so hopelessly conventional." "I told you I was gonna be a success." "And I am." "I did warn you." "Wait here for me." "Thank you, Michael." "Sir James, we need a witness." "Travis." "Who?" "I see." "Yes." "Of course not." "Show them up." "The fraud squad." "Now, please, everyone, keep quite calm." "Inspector Carding is a very decent fellow." "Mr. Souza, if you please." "Travis." "Put those in your pocket." "The case please." "Sit down." "Hold this." "Inspector Carding." "Good evening, inspector." "Good evening, Sir James." " I'm sorry to disturb you, Sir James." " Not at all." "I think you know everybody here." "Except perhaps my new assistant, Michael Travis." "He hasn't been with me very long." "It is Mr. Travis I wish to interview." "With your permission, of course." "Now, is there anyone here you recognize?" "Yes." "That is the man." "Thank you, Beevers." "I beg your pardon, Mr. Travis, may I have that bag?" "Just a minute." "Did you sign this, sir?" "Yes." "Is this your signature, sir?" "Yes." "Is this your signature, sir?" "No." "Is this your signature, sir?" "Oh, no." "Complete forgery." "Not worth the paper it's written on." "Bag, please." "Do you realize it's an offence to export bullion from the U.K. Without the permission of the Bank of England?" " Yes." "When I came into this room, that bag was in your possession?" "Yes." "Would you mind, sir?" "All right, Michael." "Trust me." "I'll take that, Carding." "I'm so sorry to have disturbed you, Sir James" "Dr. Munda." "The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville jail is very, very thin." "~ We all want justice But you got to have the money to buy it ~" "~ You'd have to be a fool To close your eyes and deny it ~" "~ There's a lot of poor people Who are walking the streets of my town ~" "~ Too blind to see that justice Is used to do them right down ~" "~ All through life from beginning to end You pay your monthly instalments ~" "~ Next to health is wealth And only wealth will buy you justice ~" "~ And money and justice ~" "~ Money and justice ~" "~ Money, justice ~" " deposit account of innocence." "Now, Travis, was given a position of great trust by his benefactor." "One of England's most eminent industrialists." "He repaid that trust by seeking to export for his own gain, 10 million pounds of his employer's money." "Was this the action of an innocent?" "If such perfidy can be committed without fear of retribution then how can the rule of law, patriotism, duty the very basis of our society, hope to survive?" "Well, go and consider your verdict carefully." "And take your time." "Be upstanding in court." "Be upstanding in court." "Members of the jury have you arrived at a verdict on which you are all agreed?" " We have, My Lord." " Do you find the prisoner guilty or not guilty?" " Guilty, My Lord." "May I say how entirely I agree with that verdict." "The prisoner will stand to receive sentence." "Society is based on good faith on a commonly accepted bond." "It is the inflamed greed of people like you, Michael Travis that has led to the present breakdown of our society." "Before I pass sentence, have you anything to say?" "My Lord, I did my duty." "I only wanted to be successful." "I did my best." "And you failed." "I am innocent, My Lord." "I sentence you to five years hard labour." "Come on." "There we are." "Yeah." "Come on." "Come on." "Yes." "Come on." "Let's have a look at you." "There we are." "Be gentle, be gentle." "Let's have a look." "Oh, that's better." "Yes, there we are, hold still." "Yeah." "All right, Travis, you've done your stretch." "Now smarten up for the governor." "Well done, lad." "Well, Travis, you're free." "Free to rejoin the world of decent, ordinary men and women who are content to earn their daily bread by the sweat of their brows." "The brotherhood of man, Travis." "I know where I went wrong, sir." "I've been thinking." "Good lad." "I've read books and I see things differently now, sir." "Well, now, tell me." "Have you...?" "Have you any plans?" "No plans, sir." "I just want to get out there and learn to be a proper human being, sir." "I'd like to..." "I'd like to read you something." "I think it may help." ""One that never turned his back but marched breast forward never doubted clouds would break never dreamed that wrong would triumph held we fall to rise sleep to wake."" "I'd like you to have this." "It belonged to my grandmother but you may find it will help you through the difficult days that lie ahead." "Thank you very much, sir." "I've sensed the spark of idealism in you and that can move mountains, you know that?" "Oh, for a man like you, Travis..." "Michael, for a boy like you, you're still young." "Everything is possible." "The world is your oyster." "I can see you stripped, building motorways." "You have eyes like Steve McQueen." "Did anyone ever tell you that?" "Goodbye, Travis." "And good luck." "MacIntyre." "Biles." "Eccles." "Travis." "Goodbye." "Bye, Frank." "Goodbye, old chap." "I'll send you a postcard." "Goodbye." " Lawrence!" " Mommy!" "Thank you, Michael, for everything." "Goodbye." "Best of luck." "Thank you." "On your own?" " On your own then?" " Yes." " Anywhere to go?" " I'll manage." "Just a minute." " Do you want a lift?" " No, thanks." "I'm going the other way." "Here." " What is it?" " Down in the East End." "Give you a start there." "Be good." "I won't be seeing you anymore." "Well, good luck." "It may not be as easy as you think." "~ It soothes his sorrows Heals his wounds ~" "~ And drives away his fear ~" "~ It makes the wounded spirit whole ~" "~ And calms the troubled breast ~" "Thank you very much." "~ 'Tis manna to the hungry soul ~" "~ And to the weary rest ~" "Would you like to help?" "Oh, sure I would." "Are you sure you can spare it?" "Gladly." " You're from the prison, aren't you?" " That's right." "There's no need to be ashamed." "I'm not ashamed." "Glory, hallelujah!" "Major!" "Major!" "Major." "~ boundless stores of grace ~ ...and he's just come out of prison too." "Brothers, today we have with us a young man who has turned over a completely new leaf." "He has only just left prison yet he has given generously of his meagre store." "Glory, hallelujah." "Friend, will you step up beside me and bear witness?" "Bear witness?" "What to?" "Your sins." "I don't believe in sin." "Everybody sins." "We know." "Brother, be warned, you stand in great danger." "I thought like you once, sir, but now I've learned better." "People are good if you give them the chance." "Oh, excuse me." " Oh, sorry." "You all right?" " Sorry, sorry." "We've got to start with humanity." "We must try and trust one another." "People are good." "Everyone has goodness in them." "It's poverty." "That's why people commit crimes." "It's not poverty, laddie." "It's the old Adam pride, envy, gluttony, sloth." "A great philosopher once wrote something I'd like you all to hear." ""My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."" "Tom Paine." "Tom Paine denied God." "He believed in mankind." "Brother, we will pray for you." "Let us all kneel together, friends." "Oh, Lord, look down in mercy on this, our misguided brother." "Guide his feet into the way of life." "Remove the blindfold from his eyes." "Lift up his gaze to the eternal hills from whence cometh our only help." "Amen." "Bringing in the sheaves." "~ Sewing in the morning Sewing seeds of kindness ~" "You bird!" "It's too flipping short!" "Look at him." "What are you trying to do, pick apples?" "He thinks he's picking apples." "Here, you." "You." " Yeah, you." " No, not you." "You." "Bring up that blinking bar." " Just behind you." " The big one behind..." " That's right." " That's right." " Bring it up here." " Up here." " Quick." " Come on, mate, move." " Bring it up here." " Up here, hurry." " Quick, upstairs." " Come quick." "Mighty improvement you are." "Up here." "Get this door open." "Give us your bag." " Mrs. Richards." " Come out of there." "Come on out." "She's put the bed against the door." "Double bolted it." "She's gonna do it this time, you mark my words." "Selfish bitch." "She's got the kids in there with her." "But she'll probably do them in and all." " What's the matter?" "What's wrong?" " What's wrong?" "She's gonna kill herself, that's what's wrong." " Well, can't you stop her?" " Well, go on then, you stop her." " Nobody's holding you back, are they?" " Mrs. Richards!" "Mrs. Richards!" "What you gonna do?" " It's dangerous." " Oh, my God." "He'll never make it." " Oh, my God." " Oh, now, don't." "Mrs. Richards." "Mrs. Richards." "Mrs. Richards, what are you doing?" "Cleaning the floor, what's it look like?" "What's all this about killing yourself?" "I've had enough." "You've been shut up here too long." "Think of the world outside." "Mrs. Richards." "Now, please stop it." "I want you to listen." "My husband has to find the place looking nice." "I'll not have him saying I did wrong in the end." "You should meet some people." "Make some nice friends." "I haven't been out since we had Penny." "Not in six years." " Well, take a holiday." " Harry's off work." " Hasn't had a job for four years." " Well, think of the children." " I mean, they're the only ones who matter." " How can I keep a child clean?" "How much do you think a pair of kid's shoes costs?" "The cheapest?" "One pound twenty." "Life is a gift, Mrs. Richards." "You haven't the right to throw it away." "Look, this is the food I buy each week for ourselves and the kids:" "Seven loaves of bread, 20 pounds of potatoes three quarters of a pound of tea, a packet of porridge two packs of cornflakes." " There's always tomorrow." "One pack of Co-op soap powder, three or four pounds of cabbage two swedes, custard powder baked beans, sometimes, tinned tomatoes, sometimes tinned spaghetti, sometimes, lettuce, when cheap." "Food isn't everything." "Fresh air!" "Sunshine..." " Penny!" " Yes, Mum." "Bring the Brasso." "Now, I want you to go over there, love." "Wash the big pan under the hot tap." "Get out every bit of tomato soup before your dad gets back." "Mrs. Richards..." "Mrs. Richards..." "Please listen to this, Mrs. Richards." "Now, please listen." ""Life is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone." "Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own."" "Who said that?" "Adam Lindsay Gordon." "He was a poet." "More of a fool, if you ask me." "Well, wait then, Mrs. Richards." "Now, wait, Mrs. Richards." "Wait, Mrs. Richards." "Listen to this." "Please, Mrs. Richards." "Mrs. Richards." "Tell Harry to leave a note for the milkman." "Two pints." " Penny." " Yes, Mum?" ""There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow." Hamlet." "Go on, go and sit over there." "Be a good girl." "Please listen, Mrs. Richards." "Please listen to this." "Now, this will really help, Mrs. Richards." "Please listen carefully." ""One that never turned his back but marched breast forward never doubted clouds would break."" "Don't do anything rash, Mrs. Richards." "Every cloud has a silver lining, Mrs. Richards." "Mrs. Richards!" "Mrs. Richards!" "~ Down on the corner of the street Where I was born we used to meet ~" "~ And sing the old songs We called them dole songs ~" "~ And we'd harmonize so clear Even though it was the beer ~" "~ That made the tears run About the years gone by ~" "~ And we'd go home and kiss the wife ~" "~ Hoping a kiss could change your life ~" "~ That's how romance is No second chances ~" "~ Back in my hometown ~" "~ Things aren't so very different now ~" "~ Poor folk must get along somehow ~" "~ You live forever on the never never ~" "~ Back in my hometown ~" "No queue jumping." "Keep in line." "Remember, only one bun each." "Nice and hot." "That's a nice coat you've got." "Are you feeling better now, Arthur?" " Got black locks in my bed again." " Oh, chin up." "Better than rats." "Have some bread and butter." " Have you got any jam?" " Yes." "Tuck in." "Hello, a new face." "Oh, don't by shy." "Down on your luck?" "Here, you get this inside you." " Watch out, it's hot." " Thank you." "Arthur, you are making a mess." "I'll do that for you." "He likes it thick." "Oh, super." "Thanks awfully." "Oh, good girl, Vera." "That's lovely." " Jam?" " Thank you so much." "There." "Arthritis." "Incurable." "Be dead in six months, poor old thing." " Do you do this every night?" " Whenever I can." "Well, I have so much time in the evenings." "Do you get paid for it?" "Good Lord, no." "It's just that one has to do what one can to help." "Can I help?" "That's extremely kind." "I can use all the help I can get." "Here, you grab hold of this." "Any more cups, please?" "Won't be a jiff." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Good night." " See you tomorrow." " Good night." "They do so appreciate it." "Even I need sleep, of course." "It gets a bit of a grind on one's own." "Even the strongest stumble." "But one does what one can." "Now, do you see that bonfire over there?" "That's all my regulars." "Now, you just toddle across and give them their soup." "You'll find some of them a bit touchy, but they're all real characters." "Yes, but what shall I say?" "What shall I do?" "Well, it's simple, just be yourself." "Don't put on an act." "They don't like that." " Well, where are you going?" " I've got the railway stations to do." "Oh, leave the impedimenta at the side of the road." "Be back about 5." "Bye." "Bye!" "Hot soup?" "Hot soup?" "Cat's piss." "Do you have any pepper?" "Do you have any pepp...?" "Soup?" "Hot soup, sir?" "Sorry, son, I can't take solids." "Hot soup?" "My God, Patricia." "Michael." "I thought you were going to marry the Duke of Belminster." "This is the Duke of Belminster." "Leave him alone." "We don't want your filthy charity!" "Get back to school!" "Get out of here!" " Listen, friends, comrades..." " Go back to nanny!" " Listen to me, comrades." " Join the army!" " Listen to me, brothers." " Brothers?" "We ain't your bleeding brothers." "You're men." "You must realize it." "Men, mankind, brothers it's the only truth." " Truth?" "This is the only truth, you bastard." "Man!" "No, it's you, me, all of us." "We're all there is." "Only man exists." "Man, listen to it." "What a marvellous word." "Isn't it a marvellous word?" "It's fantastic." "We must respect it." "We must respect each other." "Not charity, not pity, but dignity, respect." "I know, I swear it." "We must love one another." "Love!" "Brothers!" "Brothers, brothers, brothers!" "Brothers!" "~ Everyone is going through changes ~" "~ And no one knows what's going on ~" "~ And everybody changes places ~" "~ But the world still carries on ~" "~ Love must always change to sorrow ~" "~ And everyone must play the game ~" "~ It's here today and gone tomorrow ~" "~ But the world goes on the same ~" "~ Now love must always change to sorrow ~" "~ And everyone must play the game ~" "~ It's here today and gone tomorrow ~" "~ But the world goes on the same ~" "Try your luck?" " Name?" " Michael Travis." "Availability?" "Available." "What I would like you to do is stand in front of the screen and I'll let you know what to do in a minute." "Books." "Hold these under your right arm, will you?" "Good." "Gun." "More aggressive." "Right." "Now smile." " I beg your pardon?" " Smile." " Why?" " Just do it." "I'm afraid I can't smile without a reason." "Smile." " What's there to smile about?" " Just do it." "Why?" "Don't ask why." "What's there to smile about?" "~ If you have a friend On whom you think you can rely ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ And if you found the reason To live on and not to die ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ The preachers, and the poets And the scholars don't know it ~" "~ The temples, and the statues And steeples don't show it ~" "~ If you've got the secret Just try not to blow it ~" "~ Stay a lucky man ~" "~ Stay a lucky man ~" "~ Because on and on ~" "~ And on and on we go ~" "~ And it's around the world In circles turning ~" "~ Earning what we can While others dance away ~" "~ The chance to light your way ~" "~ So you know that if you have a friend On whom you think you can rely ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ And if you've found the reason To live on and not to die ~" "~ You are a lucky man ~" "~ You know the preachers, and the poets And the scholars don't know it ~" "~ And the temples, and statues And steeples won't show it ~" "~ If you've got the secret Just try not to blow it ~" "~ Stay a lucky man ~" "~ Oh, stay a lucky man ~" "~ And it's around and round, and round And round, and round we go ~" "~ And it's around the world In circles turning ~" "~ Earning what we can While others dance away ~" "~ The chance to light your day ~" "~ So it's on, and on and on ~" "~ And it's on, and on and on ~" "~ Around the world in circles turning Earning what we can ~" "~ While others dance away The chance to light your day ~"

"Relax everyone." "As in, uh, take it easy, we're not dedicating a battleship here." "On today's agenda, first up, round of attaboys for our two rookies who assisted in a felony assault collar last week." "Officers McLaren and Khan located and secured the gun used during the robbery." "Good work gets noticed." "Squad requested you guys today." "They're executing an arrest warrant, so go see Detective Collins." "MARTINI:" "You guys are so good at finding things, maybe you could give my partner a hand." "He hasn't seen his feet in five years." "(laughs)" "All right, let's be safe." "Remember, meal breaks in your sector only-- I don't care who has the best pizza in town." "Martini." "You guys are rolling with Detective Collins today?" "Guy like him, he takes a shine to you, the job can open up like a dream." "My advice: bring your A-game." "A-game." "♪ Set to high, now calling all you revolutionary youths ♪" "♪ Dam Marley alongside K'naan ♪" "♪ Gunpowder philosopher, what some boy feel like... huh ♪" "♪ I made the list this year ♪" "♪ I'm honor roll, you ain't know East African rock and roll ♪" "♪ You don't know what time it is like your clock is old ♪" "♪ You know y'all packin' like the block is sold... ♪" "TONEY:" "That one on the right, he has a bulge in his pocket." "PERRY:" "It's a sports drink." "Pretty sure they're still street legal." "Well, maybe not that purple favor." "(chuckles) You seem particularly focused today." "Let's just say I'm in a meritorious mood." "Playing in the NBA wasn't enough recognition for you?" "Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about." "I'm sure you came back from Iraq with a medal or two." "I don't like recalling how I got them." "(car horn honking, tires screeching)" "(woman screaming, metallic crashing)" "(excited clamoring)" "2-2 post 48 to central." "PERRY:" "I've have a pick up of a 10-53 with injuries." "MAN:" "Somebody help." "I'm going to need multiple buses." "Please, help." "Driver's alive." "Call it in." "2-2 post 48 to central." "Sir, I'm a police officer." "I'm here to help you." "Can you tell me your name?" "(grunts) Nick Reynolds." "Okay, Nick, is there anybody else in the car?" "My wife." "Please check on her, make sure she's okay." "Talk to the driver-- name's Nick." "TONEY:" "Hey, Nick." "How's it going?" "Stupid question." "(grunts)" "PERRY:" "Jackpot, we got a passenger, female." "Ma'am, are you okay?" "I don't know, I can't move." "Try and hold still, you've been in car accident." "What's your name?" "Morgan." "Okay, Morgan, I'm going to help you." "Whitehouse, we need to get out of here, now." "Got gasoline, a lot of it." "Morgan, you hear those sirens?" "That's help." "A whole bunch of help is on its way." "I'm going to be back in just a second." "No, please, you can't leave me." "I have a sharp pain." "I know I'm a month early..." "A month early?" "As in you're pregnant?" "(wailing sirens approaching)" "I'm feeling contractions." "She's going into labor." "You want to leave, go, but I'm staying here." "♪ Uh ♪" "♪ Listen, first the Fat Boys break up ♪" "♪ Now very day I wake up ♪" "♪ Somebody got something to say ♪" "♪ Where's the love?" "♪" "♪ Look, scrapper, I got nephews to look after ♪" "♪ I'm not lookin' at you dudes, I'm looking past ya ♪" "♪ Ain't no love ♪" "♪ In the heart of the city ♪" "♪ I said, "Where's the love?" ♪" "Dashboard collapsed-- both the driver and the passenger's legs are pinned." "Navarro and I are going to cut the roof off, peel it back like a can of peas." "There's going to be a lot of noise and metal, flying like shrapnel." "Your job is to keep the two of them calm." "Best chance of them dying right now is by going into shock." "Shrapnel." "They didn't cover that at the academy." "There's not classroom in the world that's going to teach you how to deal with a jam like this." "But you're going to know more today than you did yesterday." "I promise you that much." "We got a problem-- gas leak." "When the van flipped, it smashed into our safety railing, fractured a pipe underground." "How long till you shut it off?" "15 minutes, 20 tops." "Do the best you can but I can't wait." "All right, fellas look, I got fuel on the ground and a ruptured gas line under the street." "Paramedics have to stay back." "Okay, there's plenty of injuries on the perimeter that need to be dealt with." "Yeah, well, getting killed in the line of duty is not in their job description." "That's for soldiers, fireman and us." "Suspect's name is Jerry Williams." "Car booster, seems to be making a career out of stealing air bags." "Informant says he sleeps late here in this side building attached to this chop shop." "Place doesn't open till no, so we should be in good shape." "Come in, boys." "Fellas, these guys kicked some serious ass last week." "Dug through a Dumpster to find a gun using a commercial 30, while everyone else was standing around waiting to get their books scratched." "I just want to let you know, we really appreciate the opportunity." "Word is, our friend Jerry carries a Glock, so be on the lookout." "Me and Cookie are going to hit the front door." "Kennedy and J.J., right behind." "Where are we going to be positioned?" "See the door, that's our entry point." "Got it." "You guys will be-- now follow my finger so I'm perfectly clear here-- in a position integral to the success of this warrant, all the way down, right here next to this vegetable garden." "(other chuckling)" "Okay, guys, let's do it." "I worked the 9-7 with your old man." "A real gentleman." "Ride with me, let's see if we can teach you guys something today." "I bet this is a cakewalk compared to some solider stepping on an IED." "No, but I can tell you one thing." "In situations like these, just don't lose your sense of humor." "You're going to need it." "Who's been talking to the girl?" "I have." "She's stable, light contractions, try and keep it that way." "Husband has head trauma, internal injuries from the impact." "Pupils are dilated, so watch his breathing." "Hustle up and grab the oxygen tank." "All right, let's go." "I got to be honest." "What?" "I don't think I'm cut out for this." "Sure you are." "You're perfect." "What makes you so sure?" "You're the first on the scene, which makes you a familiar face to him." "Now get your ass in there." "Your turn to pay." "All right." "Okay, eight dollars." "BOTH:" "Eight dollars?" "Does that include the plane ticket to Colombia to pick the beans." "Are you kidding me?" "Other way around, my friend." "I give the police free drinks, hero sandwiches, even gourmet cookies, and still I get parking tickets." "Four, last week alone." "Take it easy, we never ask for anything." "You know what, take your coffee." "No, no, you pour, you pay." "Two cups, eight dollars!" "All right.." "Oh..." "Show me where it says coffee is four bucks a cup." "Get out of my face." "Is there a problem here?" "Yeah, your officers won't pay for their coffee." "Eight dollars." "Eight doll..." "(chuckles) Yeah." "Okay." "Uh..." "That covers refills." "My officers always pay." "You do the same." "Or I'll personally put boots on all four tires of your car." "Enjoy your day." "Come on, I got a job for you two." "Little less complicated than buying a cup of coffee." "It's fighting me." "I can't grab a hold of the metal, it's too thick." "Take it at an angle, try a V-cut." "And watch for sparks, that gas line's still hot." "NICK:" "Look, Officer..." "Call me Jackpot, all my friends do." "Am I going to die?" "No." "You have some bruises and stuff." "Probably take you to the hospital, keep you overnight to be safe." "What about Morgan, is she okay?" "She's fine." "I'm not getting any oxygen." "You need more oxygen." "I'll be right back." "(Morgan grunts)" "PERRY:" "That's 15 minutes." "Not bad, but let's just see if we can try and slow it down a little." "(metallic creaking) I want you to close your eyes and take a deep breath." "Are you crazy?" "I can't." "I can't." "Try." "(metallic creaking)" "(cries out)" "It's okay." "It's just ESU cutting through the metal." "They know what they're doing, right?" "Yes." "(indistinct police radio transmission)" "Sweet, we get to hang out." "Downstairs." "Narco just hit this place." "Found an Ecstasy lab here in the basement." "So, what, we just sit and wait here?" "Yeah, until the DEP gets here." "Think you can handle that?" "My college labs didn't have stuff that nice." "Probably weren't as profitable either." "DEAN:" "Better living through modern chemistry." "Okay." "Well, at least we got TV, huh?" "Look at this." "Box like this is bound to be stuffed with premium goodies." "Definite HD package." "Oh, must be some kind of reality show." "(chuckles)" "I can't move my arms." "Maybe they're paralyzed?" "Can you wiggle your fingers?" "Yeah." "They're just pinned down." "Probably swelling up." "Just try and relax." "(sighs) Stop telling me to relax." "What about Nick?" "He's fine." "He's in good hands." "Trust me, my partner used to play pro ball." "Guy's got ice running through his veins." "Stand by, we're going in." "COLLINS:" "You in position?" "10-4." "Police, don't move!" "We're watching corn grow." "We should be over there on the playing field." "Be happy we got tickets to the game." "A-game." "(glass breaking)" "COLLINS (over radio):" "We've got a runner!" "McLaren, Khan, south side, get him!" "Cut him off!" "Call it in?" "KHAN:" "Out of breath!" "You do it." "(grunts)" "You like running from me now, huh?" "(grunting)" "Come on." "Get up!" "Handcuff this mutt." "Get him out of my face." "We've got the gas line cut off." "10-4." "So, you still haven't told me, is it a boy or a girl?" "Nick thinks boy." "I know it's a girl." "He's okay, right?" "I mean, that's not why I can't talk to him?" "No." "He's fine." "Is that why I can't hear him?" "He's dead, isn't he?" "No." "Nick?" "Nick?" "!" "Listen to me." "He's alive and he's conscious." "The inside of the car compacted in the accident." "There's a solid wall of steel between the two of you, that's why you can't talk to each other." "What happened to your perp?" "Detective Collins was teaching us how police work is done around here." "It got a little bumpy out there." "At least you saw some action." "Let's not say anything stupid, okay?" "Lift your shirt." "(sighs)" "How'd you get these?" "He resisted arrest." "That your version?" "Word for word." "(groans) That hurt?" "You kidding?" "My girlfriend hits harder than that." "You two, make yourselves useful." "Go and get me a medical treatment form." "The guy's petrified of Collins." "Not the time to discuss it." "He may be too afraid to say something, but I'm not." "It was an accident." "I know." "No, no, the baby." "We just got married last year." "Now I'm gonna be a father." "Guess you're never ready for that." "You have kids?" "No, I'm... (chuckles) I'm my own kid." "(chuckles)" "My dad said... (groans) ...he became an adult the day I was born." "Doesn't seem that long ago he was taking us fishing on Saturday mornings." "(groans)" "It's stuffy in here." "I'm hot." "Great, the window's painted shut." "I think I finally found a channel worth watching." "(doorbell rings)" "Got it." "I got the door." "You a cop?" "What gave it away?" "Looking for Wade." "Wade's a little tied up right now." "He was supposed to meet me an hour ago." "Yeah, it's definitely not been a good day for him." "He's over at the 22nd precinct if you want to go down." "Do they allow conjugal visits?" "Not intentionally." "That's too bad." "All right, see ya." "All right." "Go, Wade." "Why did you lie?" "We both know you didn't fight back, you didn't resist." "My word against his." "Come on." "Don't shine me on, man." "They're your rules." "What rules?" "You make 'em run, you catch a beating." "Especially from the older dudes." "Plus I got a brother who's got two warrants hanging over him, so if I go talking, this ain't nothing compared to the grief he catches." "Why don't you get out of here before you get us in more trouble?" "(glass shatters)" "It's nothing." "Just a piece of glass shattering." "No, I feel something." "I think I'm bleeding." "I am." "I'm bleeding down my leg." "(whimpering)" "You're not bleeding." "Your water broke." "What are you doing?" "Morgan's water broke." "What?" "Her contractions are speeding up." "We're going as fast as we can." "The way the car collapsed, we cut too quickly, we risk dropping the frame." "Grab a Sawzall so we can cut through some of this junk." "(grunts)" "What about your dad?" "What was, what was your favorite thing to do with him?" "My dad skated on us when I was just a peewee." "I don't remember too... (gasping)" "Nick!" "Hey, we got a serious problem." "He's swallowing his tongue." "He's not getting enough oxygen." "Get a medic!" "Forget it." "Stick your hand in his mouth and pull his tongue down." "But be careful, he'll probably bite down pretty hard." "You don't want to lose anything." "Feel along the palate, and then pull down." "Okay, I think I got it." "I think I got it." "I think I got it." "(panting)" "PERRY:" "The color's coming back." "Next time, I get the pregnant one." "(clanking)" "What was that?" "!" "The metal on the roof's too hard." "It sheered the bolt straight off." "So now what?" "We need to make a tunnel, pull 'em out through the trunk." "I'm getting the spreader." "Oh, this just keeps getting better." "I thought we were gonna talk about it." "I did." "I meant with me." "You don't seem too bothered by it." "Hey, I've seen enough of this arbitrary brutal crap to last me ten lifetimes, and I certainly didn't sign up for the job in order to see more." "Ahmad, I may not have grown up in Afghanistan, but I did grow up in a family of cops." "No one likes a rat." "We dime out a vet like Collins, and our asses won't be worth a damn around here." "Let me tell you what that means:" "you call for a 10-13, and all of a sudden everyone is too busy to back you up, other guys don't want you on their shifts." "It can get real lonely, real quick." "I'm going to go talk to Sergeant Dean." "How about backing me up?" "All right, let's get the spreader in there." "NICK:" "You... saved my life." "Guess I need to name my son after you." "One Jackpot in this world is more than enough." "(chuckles, coughing)" "Why did your dad leave?" "Things got too real for him, I guess." "I'm sure he'd be proud of you now." "I don't know." "The man had his share of run-in with the cops." "I'm sorry... sorry to hear that." "Busted my back my whole life, what do I got to show for it?" "A divorce, a daughter who barely speaks to me, and a studio apartment so small" "I got to leave the room to change my mind, and this guy, he makes Ecstasy, he's got a more stable family life than I do." "Well, now they can all visit him at Rikers." "Look at this." "Now we got the Spanish channel." "(doorbell rings)" "Got it." "Oh!" "There's two of you." "Are all cops so smart?" "I was always a whiz at math." "I'm guessing Wade isn't here." "Wade's run into a little bit of trouble, but we've actually become rather close." "So if you'd like me to pass along a message, uh, you know, you could leave your number." "Or numbers." "Not sure how that works." "It's okay." "There's two of you." "Okay." "Maybe next time." "(chuckling)" "I can't imagine why you have trouble meeting women." "Hmm." "Look at this guy, right?" "What's he's got that I don't?" "Well, based on the size of those hands," "I can take a guess." "That's disgusting." "Plus there's no scientific correlation on that." "You want to talk to my perp, you talk to me first." "I must have missed that lecture in the academy." "Happy to educate you." "I did you a favor by inviting you in." "Thought you and your partner were squared away." "What happens on the street stays on the street." "Got it?" "Loud and clear." "Better figure out whose side you're on, kid." "Not yours, that's for sure." "You have something to say to me?" "Come on, say it!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "DEAN:" "Hey!" "Enough!" "Get your kids in line, Dean." "(Morgan gasping)" "I took classes for this!" "No offense, but I thought it was going to be my husband holding my hand." "I'm so sorry." "Are you married?" "No." "(yells, pants)" "There's got to be someone." "Actually I'm semi-engaged." "Semi-engaged." "I almost got married once." "He was a lieutenant." "We met when we both rotated through Germany." "It was a little tricky never being in the same city for more than a couple of nights, but it worked." "I got stateside first, and he was six months behind." "What happened?" "He stayed." "(groans)" "I hate when they break up over the phone." "Actually, I got a letter." "(whooshing explosion)" "(indistinct police radio transmission)" "GAS WORKER:" "Pipes hit at a T junction." "The second one had a leak we couldn't detect." "Now, we're doing the best we can, but the gas cut off valve isn't at the same spot as the first one." "I'll give you a wall of water between you and that flame, wet down everything that has a chance of catching fire." "(Morgan screaming)" "This baby's not waiting." "You've got to get me out of here." "Soon." "You've been saying that since you got here." "I'm suffocating." "She's pressing on my diaphragm." "(yelling)" "She's four minutes apart." "The baby's dropping." "There's no room to deliver in there." "We got to get her out now." "We'll tunnel directly for the woman; we got no choice." "Risk dealing with the husband as a secondary." "You may not believe it, but I was not always the ladies' man you see before you today." "Get out of town." "First crush:" "Renee Friedman, third grade." "How'd that work out?" "Not well." "She was married." "What kind of school did you go to?" "Things didn't get much better after that." "Met my ex at a crime scene." "Little did I know..." "Do you have any, um, good memories with women?" "Kate Moss." "You went out with Kate Moss?" "I was assigned a fashion piece, right, by my old paper, and I spent the afternoon with Ms. Moss." "In the, uh, in the interview, she said she wanted "a man of substance."" "So, I go for it, I say..." "I ask her out, and I will never forget what happens next." "Do I want to know?" "(chuckles) She laughed so hard that she fell down and sprained her ankle." "(cackles)" "Are you feeling as weird as I am?" "All depends." "Is this my hand?" "Yeah, my point exactly." "Hmm, that vent." "The fumes from the lab must be leaking through." "Come on, Romeo, let's go upstairs and get some fresh air." "Not so fast." "You are next." "No way, get that thing away from me." "(chuckles)" "S-Still here, huh?" "Morgan's getting really close with her contractions." "She's fine, but they made a call to get her out first." "Good." "How do you do it?" "Deal with death every day." "It must be a pretty depressing job." "No one's dying here today." "(metal creaking)" "Why'd you become a cop anyway?" "A lot of people believed in me." "I let them down." "So, the uniform is your penance." "Kind of started out that way, but not anymore." "♪ Uh ♪" "♪ Cool Nutz ♪" "♪ Raz Cash ♪" "♪ The boy, Bosco... ♪" "DEAN:" "By the time I got to the 2-2," "Collins was already a legend around here." "First to back an officer up, last to leave." "Man." "Hardly recognize this block anymore." "I hear a lawyer from Skadden Arps bought that place." "He put a lap pool up on the roof there." "Collins used to like to walk the streets at night." "One time, he heard a girl screaming up there." "He didn't wait for help." "He busted in, ran up the three flights, and found a 16-year-old girl about to be raped by two skells." "There was a gun fight;" "he shot them both." "Made the cover of the Post." "That bodega used to sell more guns out the back than beer out the front." "Collins's partner died doing an undercover buy one night." "So that gives him the right to do whatever he wants now?" "When he first came on the job, it was a different time, a different city." "Back then, we were all like that." "You made the change." "Some guys have a harder time adapting." "You think I didn't know the score the second I saw your perp being examined by a paramedic?" "I watched a guy beat the tar out of a defenseless man." "Look, you do what you believe is right." "I just wanted to make sure you know who the guy is before you decide what to do." "Honest to God, my love life is as lousy as yours." "Always has been." "Most guys that I've known, they'd do it to a snake, if they can only find someone to hold its head." "(clears throat)" "Right now for me, it's all about the job." "You know, I want to..." "I want to prove myself." "I want to be one of the good ones." "Maybe one of the great ones." "At the same time," "I ain't taking no one at face value, Yoda on up." "I don't care if you got stripes, bars, brass buttons, white hair, a driver, you could still be a four-star hump as far as I'm concerned." "Show and prove, baby, me to you and you to me." "When... wait, I'm sorry." "I'm still trying to envision the holding the snake head thing." "(Morgan panting, screaming)" "Stay with me." "She's coming, I can feel it." "It's too late." "Stay focused." "Breathe." "We're in; we got her." "(Morgan panting, moaning)" "Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch." "That's the IV going in." "PARAMEDIC:" "BP's 150/95." "How many weeks are you, sweetie?" "36." "Any complications?" "No." "Is this your first pregnancy?" "Yes." "(whimpering)" "They've got Morgan out." "She's okay, heading to the hospital." "Going to be just a couple more minutes." "Hang tight, Nick." "Just to review, Collins helped save this neighborhood from despair and lost his partner on the job, so if we report him, we're the rats." "And if we give him a free pass, and word gets out to IAB, guess which two probationary rookies are applying for jobs on the fire department." "No matter what you want to do, I'm behind you either way." "I know." "Thought Yoda was supposed to guide us." "When I was little, my grandfather used to do exactly the same thing, except it was a mountain we'd walk up." "He'd never tell you exactly what to do, just told a lot of stories." "So, how'd you figure out the right answer?" "Come to think of it, he only took you on the walk in the first place when you were about to do something really stupid." "Like make a complaint against a precinct legend when even the guy he beat up isn't talking." "I guess if we can't listen to our sergeant, we really are screwed." "Hey, your boy's in real rough shape." "Based on his condition, there's not enough time to make a second tunnel." "But you're gonna get him out now, right?" "We're gonna have to risk breaking through the mid-section of the vehicle." "I told Nick he'd be fine;" "I promised him." "Man, I gave him my word." "We'll do our best, kid, but he's got a ton of internal bleeding." "Once we move him, there's a good chance his insides are going to come apart." "Prepare yourself." "(panting) I need something for the pain, please." "We're gonna be at the hospital in three minutes." "Just hang in there." "What about Nick?" "Why isn't he out yet?" "Oh, my God!" "Nick!" "Nick!" "(screaming) Come on, Morgan, we have come this far." "I see the baby crowning;" "we've got to go." "On three." "You told me." "One, two, three." "You told me." "(crying)" "PARAMEDIC:" "Tempo 113 here, escorting that 10-56." "ETA less than a minute." "DISPATCH:" "Thank you 113." "Advise... (sirens wailing)" "She's on her way to the hospital." "She's okay." "I'm sorry." "You've got nothing to be sorry about." "I mean, it's either this or walk the same block 185 times." "You don't understand." "The crash is my fault." "I took my eyes off the road, just one second, not even..." "Hey, man, that's why they call them accidents." "I would like to have seen him." "Taken him fishing." "Hey, man, Nick, come on, man, tell me what you need." "I don't know what to do." "Kate Moss." "SANCHEZ:" "You went out with Kate Moss?" "My paper had me do a fashion piece... (laughs) ...and, uh, yeah." "I got to spend the afternoon with, uh... with Ms. Moss." "And, uh..." "(laughing)" "SANCHEZ:" "...prove yourself to me, too." "I ain't taking no one at face value." "Yoda on up." "I don't care if you got stripes, bars, brass buttons, white hair, a driver, you could still be a four-star hump as far as I'm concerned." "Okay, you two, rise and shine!" "Here we go." "Going to be just a couple more minutes, Nick." "Jackpot, we got it now." "No!" "We got it!" "No!" "Just back off, now!" "It's a faint pulse, but it's still there." "Come on, Nick." "Stay with us." "Hey." "I got your message." "About before... your boy stepped out of line, but we're good." "No, we're not." "The next time you do something as stupid as beating a helpless perp in broad daylight, it won't be two rookies you have to deal with." "It'll be me filing the report." "How dare you put my kids in that position?" "You're not talking to one of your rookies now." "I know exactly who I'm talking to." "Lately, you seem to be making one bad move after another." "Or maybe you don't remember putting that Cortez kid in the hospital with a subdural last March." "Or cuffing that minister after a fender bender on 125th Street the day before Christmas." "He had a mouth on him." "Come on." "You were better than that." "You still are." "Am I?" "Seems I remember you throwing down pretty good with the rest of us, back in the day." "Yeah." "Times have changed." "Every person with a cell phone is a click away from having a photo credit on New York One." "As it is, it's a miracle nobody saw what you did." "A good cop does what he has to, to survive." "A good cop adapts and changes to his environment." "And if you can't do that, maybe it's time you get out." "Where do you get off..." "I spoke to Walker in Missing Persons." "Missing Persons?" "I'd rather shoot myself." "You're a time bomb out there, Collins." "Do the smart thing." "Protect your pension." "(siren wailing)" "(screams)" "Come on, I see the head." "Keep pushing!" "You're doing great." "Hold her leg down." "One more big push!" "Here we go!" "(grunts, screams)" "(baby crying)" "It's a boy." "(sobbing)" "(crying)" "There's nothing more you can do." "It's time to let go." "Please." "Hey, Nick." "Hey, Nick, look, man." "You were right." "It's a boy." "I just spoke to the paramedic." "You're home free." "On your way to the hospital to see your little man." "I'm gonna be okay, really?" "That's right." "You heard me." "Now, watch your son being born." "(crying)" "Look at that right arm." "Strong." "Perfect for casting a fishing rod." "Make his father proud of him." "(sniffs)" "Department policy." "You've been exposed to illegal narcotics." "We need a specimen for our records." "Fill 'em up." "I hope not from here, 'cause my aim is definitely gonna be a little off." "Uh, you know, it's not every day" "I get to advise my rookies on their personal life, but, uh... let me be the first to tell you:" "lower your standards." "I mean, Kate Moss?" "(clears throat)" "You saw the... video?" "There is no version in this life where she goes out with you." "Exactly how much of the video did you see?" "Well, enough to torment Lazarus for a while." "Hope that doesn't make me a four-star hump." "(sighs)" "(sighs)" "You know, I started like you guys." "Came out of the academy, thought I'd save the whole city, block by block." "Be a real hero." "Hmm." "But the job does what it will to you." "Only if you let it." "(laughing):" "Oh, yeah?" "Do me one favor." "A few years from now, after you've rolled around in the dirt with bad guys more times than you can count, a couple hundred arrests under your belt, call me and tell me you never went to town on a perp." "Not even once." "You were amazing out there today." "Didn't do too bad yourself." "All I did was watch a guy die." "Doesn't feel much like a win." "In Iraq, it was so hot all the time." "Carrying your gear." "Humping from town to town, warm water in your canteen." "But every so often, the supply truck would pull up with this great big ice chest filled with cans of soda." "We'd walk over, take one... pop it open." "Those bubbles hitting the back of your throat?" "You knew for those two or three minutes you'd actually forget about the mission." "(can snaps open, soda fizzes)" "That does taste good." "(can snaps open)"

"How are you, home minister sir?" "So Waghmare..." "How is CM's mood?" " Quite bad." "Who else is there?" " His cronies." "Home minister BPL is breeding criminals in the Central Jail." "Sir, the truth is that superintendent jailor Lalkaar Singh is a close aide of BPL." "With Lalkaar Singh's arrival BPL's goons will get all the facilities they want." "The jail will then turn into a five-star hotel, sir." "You may go now." " Ok." "The home minister is coming." " Alright." " I'll talk to you later." "Greetings." "Greetings." "Greetings." " Greetings." "Greetings, chief minister." " Greetings." "Sit down." "Thank you." " Why did you transfer the jail's superintendent Lalkaar Singh?" "Why did you appoint him at the Central Jail?" "It's my wish, sir." "After all I am the home minister of the state." "And also, Lalkaar is a close aide of mine." "The most notorious thieves and criminals are there in that jail." " You are right, chief minister." "You are absolutely right." "But they are talented criminals." "These criminals will be helpful to our party when there will be any trouble for us." "They are an asset for the party." "That's the way you think, home minister." "It's not the way I think, chief minister." "It's my experience speaking." "Good people can't rule." "Only goons and criminals can rule." "And now that you have brought this up let me tell you something." "Along with your supporters and cronies if you are also thinking of opposing me then get it out of your mind right away." "Drop the idea." "Not good." "All of them are dimwits." "Now listen to me." " Home minister." "You can't run the country with the help of thugs and criminals." "You can run the country only with the help of honest and ethical soldiers like us." "Cancel the jail superintendent's transfer order within an week." "'This old man has gone mad.'" "Greetings, sir." "Sir." "Greetings, sir." "Have meals." "Hey!" "He who doesn't respect Roti (flat Indian bread)..." "I ingl sn sc li" "At 12 in the night..." "Hey, Lalkaar Singh, tell me what it is..." "At 12 in the night..." "At 12..." "Welcome." "Welcome, Mr. Bhavani Prasad." "Did you come here with a wedding procession at this hour of the night?" " Chief minister, it's not a wedding procession, but it's your fan-club." "We came here to felicitate you." "Brother." "It's alright." "It's alright." "Thanks a lot." "Thanks a lot." "Tell them that I can't be honored by these flowers..." "If they donate something for the homeless and the destitute I will think that I have been honored." " Great." "You said just what I was thinking." "Chief minister, look around carefully." "Your devotees have brought not just garlands but they have some special gifts as well for you." "Hey, brother, give him the gift." "Give him." "May chief minister's soul rest in peace!" "Li inis I sl" "He lived up to his name." "Who can forget such a great character?" "He was a source of inspiration for millions." "I wish..." "I wish I hadn't just taken three bullets but I had taken all the six bullets on my body." "I wish I could sacrifice my life for him." "I wish I had died for him." "I would've been proud of myself to die for the CM." "I don't want to become a CM." "I don't have any greed for position." "If I really had any greed would I have taken bullets to save the CM?" "I am a soldier." "A soldier." "I want you all to pick someone's name in lottery." "You all write everyone's name on chits and pick one chit randomly and whoever's name is picked will become the CM." "Wow!" " Great." " Wow!" "This is not hooliganism." "This is democracy." "We are all behind you, Bhavani." " We are with you." "Gentlemen, there's no doubt about the fact that our country's law and order and police force are stronger and more efficient than other countries." "Now the biggest challenge for us is to catch those killers." "To investigate this case I have sent my officer Neetu Singh to Mumbai." "Hello, sir!" "I am Mishra speaking from Delhi." "Yes." "What is it?" " An officer by the name of Neetu Singh is coming to Mumbai to investigate this case." ""When your life is at risk..."" ""When your life is at risk..."" ""Don't fear anyone, come what may."" "Where has she gone?" " Inside." " Come on." "Where is she?" " I'll see." "Come." ""Challenge."" ""Challenge."" ""Challenge."" ""Challenge."" ""Challenge."" ""Challenge."" "What were you thinking?" "That I was running scared of you?" "No." "I didn't want any of you to stay alive without my permission." "That's why I brought you all here and locked you." "You won't leave this place now, but your dead bodies will." "Stop there or I will shoot you." "How much money were you paid to kill me?" " Nothing." "Tell me." "500,000 rupees." "Who sent you?" " Home minister BPL." "Who was the police officer on duty when CM was murdered?" "Madam, his partner SP Waghmare." "Partner?" " Madam, home minister makes all the corrupt officers of the department his partners." "I si, I qus u ...think twice before taking on the home minister." "Stop worrying about me." "U jus su il ull Ins n icin" "We will definitely be successful." "It's you?" " I am CBI officer Neetu Singh, from Delhi." "I si is" "Sir, some CBI officer has come from Delhi." "She wants to meet you, sir." " I am not scared of her." "Send her upstairs." " Yes, sir." " What happened?" "A CBI officer has come here to investigate CM's murder case." "What will she do?" " Nothing." "She will put you behind bars." "Welcome, madam." "Madam, greetings." "You have come here to investigate CM's murder case." "Madam, CM was a great human being." "He was worth worshipping." "And most importantly he was very close to me." "His death has completely shattered me, madam." "I am completely shattered." "Look, I have seen this speech of yours on TV." "You tell me how you can help us in this case." " Help?" "Madam, I can even ready to sacrifice my life." "To catch Mr. Satya Prakash's killers I can do anything." "But madam, I want to know why you took the trouble to come here?" "You know our state's police force is famous all over India." "Yes, but when the savior becomes a predator what else can be done?" "I am sorry, but I didn't understand what you mean." "I will explain it to you." "The thing is that with Lord's blessings I always succeed in the job I take up." "Really!" "Just keep watching." "I will catch your CM's killer in 90 days." "Great." "Great." "Great." "Going by your confidence I feel the killer is already in your pockets." "I don't have him in my pockets, but I am very close to him." "I mean when we have your support the killer can't escape for too long." " Yes, he can't escape." "May I go now?" " Ok." "Alright." "Goodbye." " Madam, have some tea and snacks..." "Tea?" "Madam already gave you a dressing down." "Mother." "Neetu, you are back, my child?" "Who were they, mother?" "They were from your department." "They left this parcel for you even though I told them not to." "F n - s," "Hello!" " Home minister Bhavani Prasad Lalla..." "BPL speaking." " I see." "Bhavani Prasad." "The honorable home minister." "Before I reached my home your gift reached here." "That's my style, madam." "Actually BPL liked your style a lot." "I am very happy." "That's why I sent a small gift for you." "Thanks a lot." "If you are so pleased with me then do one more favor on me... n sun usl" " I u n" "I don't need to tell you what it means." "Don't make such a mistake again." "Or else I will also have to send another gift for you... licl ill Incuffs u uiul Ins" "And yes, do send me the size of your wrists..." "I will take care of the rest." "Goodbye." "Please come, madam." "Be careful." "Sister Fatima." "Sister Fatima." "Sister Shanti, when did you come?" "If you had told me that you are coming I would've come to the station." "Eling In s s I in g i ...to inform you in advance." " Please come, sit down." "Be careful." "Easy." "Neetu had to come here regarding some office work." "That's why we are here." " I see." "How is Neetu?" " Very good." "She has become a high-ranking CBI officer." "Allah is great." "Your daughter was bound to be a high-ranking officer." "And you tell me..." "How is Razia?" " She is fine." "She went to college." " I see." "And how is your son?" "What happened, sister?" "Why are you silent?" "Tell me." "How is our Hussian?" "Where is he?" "M sn is sing jil ci I Isn ci" "Times have changed, sister." "There's violence, thefts and frauds all around." "There's no place left for honesty and integrity anymore." "But you don't worry, sister." "My Neetu is an influential officer." "I will talk to her and get our Hussain released." "How many more favors will you do on me?" "Don't use the word 'favor' between us... n ss" "You are my childhood friend." "Your sacrifice is a great example of humanity." "I wish every Hindu and Muslim of this country understands this." "That day will also come soon." "May Allah fulfill our wish!" "It will definitely happen." "Yes." " I am Neetu Singh." "I came from Delhi." "My mother and your mother are good friends." "You are aunt Shanti's daughter?" " Yes." "Mother talks of you people frequently." "My mother also talks about your family a lot." "My mother says some nice things about your family." "You know my mother after coming to Mumbai went to meet your mother first." "And my mother felt really bad on hearing about you." "I want to share your grief." "Would you tell me something about it?" "There's nothing left to say." "I almost served my term." "I am about to be released soon." "What do you know about Bhavani Prasad?" "I have some scores to settle with you." "Fll" "Ic cl n uc I" "Go and check it." "Check carefully." "What's the matter, inspector?" "We got information that arms are being smuggled in the trucks." "We are just checking for that." "It's an everyday occurrence." "I suff li iss" "Anyway, do it fast." "Hussain is a punctual man." "What's the matter, inspector?" "Sir, we got information that arms are being smuggled in these trucks." "You got wrong news." "They caught a truck in Malad." "Let them go." " No, sir." "This information is true." "One of these trucks is filled with arms." "I said..." " You just let me..." " You heard what I said." "There are no arms here." " Sir, at least let me check." "This is my order." "You may go." "Sir." "You may go." "Goodbye, sir." "Go." " There's definitely something wrong." "Yes, speaking." " Brother Bhavani, this is Waghmare." "Yes, what is it, Waghmare?" "I helped your truck filled with arms cross the check-post." "Then there is no problem." "Your commission 500,000 rupees will reach your home." "Yes. - 500,000 rupees for letting your truck escape." "But the one who risks his life and brings the truck to the destination..." "How much does he get?" "What do you mean?" "Bhavani, today I learnt that you are a very filthy man." "Guns in wheat sacks." "RDX in flour sacks." "Hand grenades in the box for motor parts." "You turned out to be the biggest broker in the business of life and death." "It means you have seen my real face." "Anyway it's good that it happened." "Now there is nothing to hide in front of you." "We will share the booty." "You will also get a share of 500,000 rupees." "That's today's share." "In the last six years you must've made Hussain smuggle lots of weapons." "I wonder how many people those weapons have killed." "I wonder how many women turned into widows." "...how many children became orphans." "Who will pay for all those innocent peoples' lives?" "Hey, you are trying to get smart with me?" "If I shoot just one bullet in your head you will come down crashing without uttering a word." "It will cost me just 22 rupees." "I won't have to spend even those 22 rupees." "One punch from Hussain and your head will shatter into 22 pieces." "I won't let you die so easily." "Your dead body will burn with the same ammunition that you smuggle." "I am taking the truck filled with arms to the police station." "Waghmare, listen to me very carefully." "Hey!" "Come on." " Who are you?" " Come on." " Leave me." "O Allah!" "What will happen now?" "You don't worry, aunt." "Brother Hussain will be here soon." "Nothing will happen to Razia." " O Allah!" "Help!" "Hussain." " Mother." " Hussain." "Mother." "What happened, mother?" "Why are you crying?" "What's the matter?" "Some goons kidnapped your sister." " Goons?" "Come on." "No." "Leave me." "Leave me." "Help!" "Help!" "Someone help me!" "Help!" "No." "Help!" "Sir, please do not trouble us." "We are already troubled since last night." "You're the one who has troubled us." "No, sir." "There must've been some misunderstanding." "We are poor people leading honest and truthful lives, sir." "Shut up!" "Us u - i i" "See this." "We found AK-47 here." "What is this?" "What is this?" "Allah knows it." "We don't know anything." "So you don't know anything?" "You're very proud and honest lot, aren't you?" "But the truth is that you smuggle contraband weapons." "No." "Please don't accuse us of that!" "This is not an accusation." "This is the truth!" "You sell your conscience for selfish reasons." "You sell your own country." "No." " Mind your tongue, sir." "I know what you are up to." "I was going to use this weapon to kill Bhavani Prasad and now you intend to use the same to frame me." "What's going on, son?" "He won't tell you anything." "Let me do the honours." "Your son is an enemy of this country." "He supplies arms to the miscreants who stir up riots." "What do you guys have anyway?" "Either an AK-47 or hatred for this country." "Officer, dishonest people like you have created this hatred for your own selfish ends." "Every citizen is first an Indian then a Muslim or a Hindu." "Muslims also have spilled their blood as much as Hindus have for the independence of this country." "Stop dividing this country into Hindus and Muslims." "Because the day common man sees through your games you will find the earth too small place to hide yourself." "If you call yourself a true a Indian then I ask you to arrest Bhavani who by the way is your master." "Hey..." "Please back off." " Brother is heading this way." " Move aside." "After hearing to witnesses and testimonies this court concludes that accused Hussein smuggles contraband weapons." "So, this court sentences accused Hussein to five years rigorous imprisonment under Section 25 of the Arms Act." "The court is adjourned." "See what happens when you mess with Bhavani Prasad Lalla." "You've sown the seeds of your own destruction." "I'll become your destroyer." "I'll blow you to smithereens once I'm out." "Goodbye." "Inspector Verma." "Yes, tell me." "I'm CBI officer Neetu Singh." "Please have a seat." "Please." "I'm sorry to know that you were shot." "It's quite shocking that these days, cops are shooting each other." "That's all right." "What brings you here?" "You're an eye-witness in CM murder case." "You've been dealt a great injustice." "Has police department done anything for us?" "Hey..." " My husband was shot and..." " What are you doing?" "...nobody even bothered to enquire about his health." " Shut up." "Yes, ma'am." "Please leave, ma'am." "I beg of you." "Please spare us." " Ma'am." "M, Is n fl I s" "Please leave, ma'am." "Please." "Please spare us." " Oh, stop it now." "Ma'am, please wait." "CM's assassination was Bhavani Prasad's conspiracy." "And who shot you?" "S. P Waghmare." "Thank you very much." "Inspector Verma." "Inspector Verma." "Open the door." "Take caution in your tone, Officer." "I'm a high-ranking officer just like you are." "I'm polite only because you're a high-ranking officer otherwise, I would have..." "Have a seat." "Have a seat." "Don't worry." "Have a seat." "I pity you." "I've got enough evidence to arrest you, Mr. Waghmare." "Surrender to the law, it's for your own..." "I hold the same power as you do." "If I can hand down lawful punishment to the people for the crimes they haven't committed then sidestepping law is as easy as snapping fingers for me." "Anyway, I'm quite adept at framing people... s n ss il" "Otherwise, I'll coffin and send you back to Delhi." "Are you out of your mind?" "The officer you mentioned is very honest, competent and good officer." "Why would he kill the inspector?" "Because Inspector Verma was an eyewitness in CM murder case." "All right." "So, the inspector is dead, he's been murdered." "But is it necessary to conclude that Waghmare killed him?" "Sir, the murder took place in my presence." "Why would anyone else kill him?" "Isn u, I, lis is B s, I is, Blni s lls s" "This is not Delhi." "You're here as a guest, so better stay that way." "Don't try to take over the house." "And get one thing straight." "You better forget your dream of earning more stripes." "Otherwise, you'll be stripped of what you already have." "I'll turn your job into a reason for your own death." "I embark every mission with a death wish." "Either I kill the enemy or get killed and become a martyr." "Chief Minister's assassination was your conspiracy because you wanted to become a Chief Minister." "Oh, shut up!" "You stepped over the line." "Now listen to me." "Who killed the late CM?" "I did." "Bhavani Prasad Lalla killed him." "Now you may do whatever you want to." "But get one thing straight." "You better tell your mother first who has already lost her patriotic husband that soon she's going to lose her daughter." "Now get out." " I will get out, but I'll also get you hanged for this." ""Challenge!"" ""Challenge!"" ""Challenge!"" "Who is it?" " Hello, ma'am." " Hello." "I'm Vikram." "I work with your daughter." " I see." "But she's not home." " I know she's gone to Delhi." "Your daughter is very competent officer." "She solved CM murder case in matter of no time." "Right." "She's gone to Delhi for the same." "She was saying that she had nailed CM's assassin." "Tell me something." "Why did Bhavani Prasad become a chief minister?" "Sir, it's one of his tricks." "He knows very well that if he becomes CM immediately then media and people will turn his life into hell." "So, he has appointed a yes-man as a CM." "So that Bhavani Prasad could call shots in his disguise." "Dear, will you have a tea or coffee?" "Ma'am, please give me a glass of water." "Let me get that for you." "Sir, I'm going to expose Bhavani Prasad and his henchmen before the law very soon." ", " "Here." "Great." "Having fun, right?" " Who is it?" "What's going on?" "What's going on?" "Who are these people?" "Let go of me." "Don't you feel shame?" "Your daughter's a cop and yet you have an affair with a criminal." "And you're an old hag for God's sake." "What nonsense!" "Who are you?" "SP Waghmare." "Ma'am, you're having an affair with a fugitive." "He's committed countless crimes." "Take him away." "Come on." " What?" "Listen." "Listen." "Ma'am, the police has arrested Ms. Neetu Singh." "What?" "Let the court proceedings begin." "Before I question Ms. Neetu Singh I'd like to present evidence and few witness to the court." "Upon seeing those court can quickly reach a verdict." "My first witness is Tatya." "I'll say the truth and nothing but the truth." "How many times have you been jailed?" "I don't remember." "I don't keep count." "Right." "A person can keep count if it happens couple of times." "If it happens frequently people tend to forget the count." "What you term as crime is my business." "Will you do it for me if I need to do something like that?" "I will, sir, but you must speak to my party high command." "Who is your high command?" "I don't know who the party high command is." "But my high command is right in front of me." "In inu ingl" "So, who do you know from Neetu Singh's family?" "I know her mother." "I go to her mother whenever I'm running away from police." "All right, you may go." "Hold on, my friend." "What's the hurry?" "Give me a chance to speak." "Your Honour, permit me to question Tatya." "Permission granted." " Thank you, sir." "Tatya, you're certainly a great actor." "You act really well." "Tell me, how much did they pay you to put an act?" "I'm not acting up." "I just told the truth." "You didn't tell the truth." "You lied." "Your Honour, this man is a hardened criminal." "Theft, robbery, house-breaking, murder, kidnapping." "This is his profession." "He's a convicted fugitive." "Testimony from such a man doesn't matter much." "He can lie thousands of times for money." "I qus Inul in sn I cu ...only the strong evidence if he has any." "I have got plenty of them, not just one." "Milord, I'd like to present police officer Waghmare." "Permission granted." "So, sir, you were the security in-charge... u I cli inis" "You also arrested the murderers." "Would you please tell the court how and when you arrested the murderers?" "Your Honour, the woman, Neetu Singh who stands in the witness box is the real culprit." "How do you expect the court to believe your statement?" "H s lw in li u" "Do you have any evidence?" "Yes, I do have evidence and it's very solid evidence." "Tukaram." "Your Honour, this is a pistol which was used to assassinate the late Chief minister." "And this report here proves that the same pistol was used to kill him." "U Hnu, I ingints un n lis isl ...belongs to her accomplice terrorist Tatya who was arrested at her place." "Please." "Any question?" "Sir, tell me something." "When you arrested terrorist named Tatya from Neetu Singh's house..." " Yes." "Was Neetu Singh home then?" "Well, she was in Delhi." "Yes." "So, it means she was out of town?" "And you know that her mother is a blind?" "Yes." "Your Honour, they took advantage of Neetu Singh's absence her mother's blindness and are trying to give credibility to the cockamamie story." "You may go." " Sure." "Thank you, Your Honour." "Your Honour, I'd like to call upon Shantidevi in the court." "Shantidevi, do you know anything about the man named Tatya who was arrested at your house?" "I don't know anything." "How and when did this man meet you?" "He came to our house to meet Neetu." "I asked him for water out of basic decency." "The police arrested him as I'd gone inside to fetch water." "Your Honour, they took advantage of Shantidevi's blindness and sent Tatya to his house and had him kept a pistol and made him confess that Neetu Singh is responsible... cli iniss u" "All right, this could have happened." "But that's not what really happened." "Mil, I li s f qusins Inii" "Permission granted." " Thank you, Milord." "Ms. Shantidevi, you just said that Tatya had come home to meet Neetu." "Yes." " That's good." "But why did you ask him to sit?" "Yes?" "I mean why did you ask him so nicely to sit and then offered him a glass of water." "Were you having an affair..." "I..." " Stop this nonsense!" "I've been watching this spectacle that's taking place under the pretext of law but I've understood this case... completely." "I know what's going to be the court's verdict." "Sir, I'd like to tell you something." "Your verdict will close CM murder case for good." "Sir, I'm not sad because I'm being punished." "I'll bear it somehow." "I'm sad about the fact the real culprit will fool the law and get himself acquitted easily." "The court is adjourned till tomorrow." "She's trapped for good." "After hearing to witnesses and testimonies it's proven that Tatya has assassinated chief minister Satyaprakash." "So, this court sentences accused Tatya life imprisonment under the section 302." "The murder weapon was found at Neetu Singh's house." "Is qui in Ts sin ...that Neetu Singh was also a party to this assassination." "So, this court sentences Neetu Singh to five years of rigorous imprisonment." "Hello." " This is Neetu's mother." "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry for whatever that happened to Neetu." "Please don't worry." "I have come from Delhi especially for this." "I'll try my best to give justice to Neetu." "Have courage." "Your daughter is a brave girl." "All right." "Bye." "Hello." "Hello." "I wonder what my daughter must be doing." "You?" "At this hour?" "I'm here because I pity you." "Loyalty towards an officer by another." "It doesn't suit traitors to rant about loyalty." "Your abuses are like music to my ears." "You're beautiful and quite young." "Your youth will rot in jail." "You'll wither as a plant does without water." "Appoint me to tend your youth." "I'll serve you to keep you happy." "You're drunk right now." "You're out of your senses." "Once you're in your senses I'd love talking... n u nj lisning" "Just leave now." "I'm not here to leave, but to have you." "If love doesn't get me anything then I resort to force." "Otherwise, I destroy it." "I don't like being at receiving end, I'd rather destroy you." "Stop the water." "Minister, sir..." " Yes, tell me." "About Neetu..." " I guess I'm busy right now." "I'll hang up." "Damsel from Delhi, did you see what Bhavani Prasad Lalla can do?" "You were going to expose CM's assassin in 90 days." "But we proved you an assassin in 9 days." ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered you in this city."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered you in this city."" ""It leaves you slandered and creates traffic snarls."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""He pushes me around and throws amorous glances every now and then."" ""He pushes me around and throws amorous glances every now and then."" ""I'm perplexed what to do."" ""What to do?" "I walk gracefully."" ""It's going to cause riots for sure."" ""Blue skirt."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered you in this city."" ""Blue skirt."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Ticket taker whistles and sweet-talks me."" ""Ticket taker whistles and sweet-talks me."" ""He screamed when he touched me..."" ""...as if he touched fire."" ""It's going to wreck havoc for sure."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered you in this city."" ""My blue skirt will leave you slandered you in this city."" ""It leaves you slandered and creates traffic snarls."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" ""Blue skirt."" "H u gi Is sin gins!" "I deal with scumbags like you everyday." "You lowlife!" "Have I murdered the CM?" " No." "Who murdered him?" "Tell me." "Who murdered him?" "They'll kill me if I tell you." "I will kill you if you don't tell me." "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "Bhavani Prasad had him murdered." "N ull I cnfss lis in I cu n" "No one will make a move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Hands up!" "Let go of him!" " Leave him." " Let go of him!" " Leave him." "Hussein, it's you?" "Ever since you've come into this jail you picked fights, you created ruckus." "N u css II I liits" "You raised your hand on a policeman." "I raise my hand only for two things." "To pray." "Since it's my religion." "To fight against oppression since it's my love." "This world can't stop anyone from expressing love let alone you." "But the law will stop you and punish you severely." "My name's Jailor Lalkar Singh." "The fire of oppression will burn you to ashes." "Too much anger is injurious to health." "I say get a glass of water and have it." "Don't try to make light of my comments." "I warn you for the one last time." "Restrain your love, otherwise I'll put bad remarks in your jail record and double your sentence." "You always pray that my sentence should be reduced." "You pray that I shouldn't come back once I leave from here." "You're not capable of doubling my sentence." "Mind your tongue otherwise I'll destroy you." "'God's my protector.'" "'Then who dares to kill me.'" "'You're nothing, you can't kill me.'" "Goodbye." "We were done for had the police had reached a little late." "We would've been ruined." "She forced confession from Tatya by putting a gun next to his head." "Neetu Singh is definitely going to expose the truth about CM murder case." "Talk softly, my friend." "Even the walls have ears." "She's CBI's high-ranking officer." "She can do anything." "She may go to any lengths." "All right." "Finish her off then." "Shoot the damn woman." "Claim that she was trying to escape." "You call the shots at the prison, don't you?" "How come she overpowered Tatya?" "Hussein's doing." " Hussein?" "The same man who's after your life." "Oh." "I see." "I wouldn't even need to spend Rs.22." "I'll pack a mean punch to blow you into 22 pieces." "You've sown the seed of your own destruction." "I'll become your destroyer." "I'll blow you to smithereens once I'm out." "He won't." "Please this take." " May Allah bless you." "Sir, this is for you." " Thank you." "Aunt, you never forget this day." " How can she?" "It's Hussein's birthday today." "Please pray for my son." "May Allah protect your son." "Amen." "Oh, God." "Bless me, Allah!" "I thank thee, oh, Allah." "Hussein, your sister had an accident." "My sister had an accident." "She's in the hospital." "I want to meet her." "You're not exactly a doctor who's going to treat her, right?" "Meeting her isn't going to help." "Mr. Lalkar Singh, my sister will get well once she meets me." "Please, let me go." "Whatever happened to your thundering voice!" "Now you'll grovel, fall at my feet and you might lick my feet as well." "I still won't let you get out though." "Sir." "Sir, she's my sister." "What if something..." "Do whatever you want." "I'm not letting you out." "Sir, send two constables with me if you want to and..." "I'll send four instead of two as the pallbearers." "Hold him!" "Let him go." " Leave him!" "Move back!" "Take him inside." "I'll deal with him!" "Move it!" " Take him away!" "Move it!" "Arjun Singh." "Get me my weapon!" "Sir, he has turned our lives into hell since he came here." "He thinks that the jail and the jailor are playthings." "His life will turn into plaything now." "I'll write his life story in his blood." "After I finish with him, he won't dare mess with another jailer." "Should I start from the left or the right?" "Hey, skin him alive!" "N!" "N!" "Get in!" "So, Hussein, how does it feel now?" "You enjoy being a saviour to the people, right?" "S I ss u sis n" "Allah will save her." ""The God's your protector."" "In s n, I I" ""Don't get disheartened."" ""Go in his refuge."" ""Do a favour upon me, Oh, God."" "Fulil I isl iisl" ""Do a favour upon me, Oh, God."" "Fulil I isl iisl" ""A mortal who implores you."" ""You shower mercy upon him."" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" ""Do a favour upon me, Oh, God."" "Fulil I isl iisl" ""You give strength to the weak."" ""You give courage to the disheartened."" ""You give strength to the weak."" ""You give courage to the disheartened."" ""You're the most merciful."" ""You're the most merciful."" ""You're the most merciful."" ""I'm caught in the storm."" ""I hope for your support."" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" ""Do a favour upon me, Oh, God."" "Fulil I isl iisl" ""I hope my hopes never shatter."" ""I hope I never get separated from my sister."" ""I hope my hopes never shatter."" ""I hope I never get separated from my sister."" ""May the relation never be devoid of trust."" ""May the relation never be devoid of trust."" ""May the relation never be devoid of trust."" ""Grief overwhelms me, who do I implore other than you?"" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" ""Do a favour upon me, Oh, God."" "Fulil I isl iisl" ""A mortal who implores you."" ""You shower mercy upon him."" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Fulil isl" "Doctor." " With the grace of God, everything is fine." "Allah, I'm very grateful to you." "Don't... don touch it." "It's scissors." "It's scissors." "It will hurt you." " No, no, I'm going to operate on you with this." "Operate on me?" " Yes, your son told me to operate on you fast." "He was crying on the phone." "So I told him that I'll operate on you." "Did my son say so?" " Yes." "It is your operation." " No, no, your son had called up just now." "Hey!" " Come on." "Hey, hey, stop her." "Catch her." " Leave me." "She is crazy." "Catch her." "Operation." "Operation." " Catch her." "Catch her." " Catch him." "His operation..." "Catch her." " What are you doing?" "Catch her." " Let me go." "Catch her." "Don't let her go." "Don't let her go." "Don't let her go." "Doctor, stop." "She is crazy." "She is crazy." "She can kill somebody." "Somebody, catch her!" "What are you saying?" "I do care about it." "Am I dead?" "You keep accusing just like that." "Sir, there is an urgent call for you." "It's an urgent call." "Yes, speaking." "Sir, I'm your servant Hemant Singh." " Yes, tell me." "Neetu Singh has escaped from the hospital." " What?" "!" "You can leave." "Go." "Go." "What are you saying?" "Where is Waghmare?" "Where is Waghmare?" "Waghmare, I'm BPL speaking." "Tell me, BPL." " The wretched girl has escaped from the hospital." "What?" "I I I u in I I I" "Come on." "Hey!" "Panchal." " Sir." "Why haven't I got the post mortem report till now?" "No, sir, she... she is alive." "What?" "!" "Is she still alive?" "Can you do post mortem on a live person?" "Finish her." "Sir, how can I kill a person who is alive?" "Isn, I I ci u I I I icl cul" "Sir, I don't want to be that." "I will give you 15-15 lakh as well." "No." "Panchal, do it willingly or else I know how to force you to do it..." "Okay, okay." "I got it, sir." "I got it." "I am Sawant, CBI chief." "It is the most important duty of a doctor to protect the law... n luni" "Well done." "She wanted to arrest me." "Ram Singh, here, take sweets." "Karim, it's neither Holi, nor Diwali (festivals)." "So why the sweets?" "Hussain is a great devotee of Allah." "He is getting released from jail today." "Here, take another piece of sweet." "Hussain, you are getting released from jail today." "Congratulations." "I do not shake hands unless I like the person." "If not as a friend, then shake hands as an enemy." "Think again." "When I shake hands with an enemy his lifeline gets erased." "Do not harass helpless prisoners after I leave." "Is lis n ic u I" "Whatever it is, keep it with you." "As for the prisoners, each one of them will live or die as per my wish." "So you want to be their God." "I want to be and I definitely will become God." "The hearts will be theirs, but I will control their beats." "And I will decide how long and how someone lives... n i I is, I I is" "Jailor, remember one thing." "Gods like you are not worshipped." "They are condemned." "Just like people hang voodoo dolls I will hang your head on the gate of the jail so that no other demon can dare to enter wearing this uniform." "Good bye." "Go away." "I have come across many like you." "Go away." "Go." "Allah, today is the auspicious day of Id (festival)." "There are celebrations in every house." "But this house is devoid of happiness." "Allah, before I lose my eyesight please unite me with my son." "This mother is asking from you a reward for all the austerities and prayers." "Allah, please unite me with my son." "Mother." "Mother, I have come." "Hussain!" "Hussain!" "Hussain, my child." "Hussain, my child." "Mother." " You have come." "Allah has listened to my request." "Allah, I am very grateful to you." "You have come." "Razia." " Mother, who is it?" "Look, who is here?" "Mother, who has come?" "Brother!" "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Allah, I am grateful to you." "Brother." " Razia, why are you crying?" "I'm not crying." "No, brother, I'm welcoming you with these pearls." "You made her cry." "He has returned home after so many years." "Bring something for him to eat." "Go, Razia." "Yes." " Come, my son." "Yes, I'll bring it right away." " Come, my son." "Sit here." "How are you?" "Mother, I had the protection of your blessings." "I can see how many hardships my mother and my sister had to endure during these five years." "Son, this is the effect of old age but the wrinkles on your forehead narrate the tale of your woes." "Your eyes tell me that you haven't slept peacefully even for one night." "Now you have come home." "Eat and relax." "Did you see the consequence of taking on Bhavaniprasad Lulla?" "You have sown the seed of your ruination." "I will reap the harvest." "I will eliminate you when I get out of the jail." "Hussain, who are you going to kill?" "The one who has branded Hussain as a criminal." "F i s in jil lin I s I s iing lis" "To kill him when I get out of the jail." "Will Fatima's son commit murder?" "The history of Karbala is linked with Hussain's name." "He did not forgive the tyrants, but in fact he gave up his life in that mission." "I have no objection to your decision." "But tell me this." "What will happen to your mother and sister after you leave?" "Do go if you still want to do as you wish." "Kill Bhavani so that your sister would remain unmarried forever... n I ul i in u sn c" "I know what you must have endured during these five years." "What all you must have put up with." "But before you take your revenge you have to fulfil your duty as a brother." "Get your sister married." "After that I won't stop you..." "Ining u jusic" "Hussain, get rid of your anger." "You have to fulfil so many responsibilities." "Come." "Son, I put you under my oath." "You won't raise hand on anybody until you get your sister married." "This thread is the bondage of affection." "This is the house of Hussain." "The house of Hussain." "Hello." " Hello." "N" " Is" " I" "You didn't get a promotion in ten years, right?" " Yes." "I will sign the papers and you'll get promotion." "Please do it." "Thank you." "I didn't get promoted, so how will you get it?" "The home minister is out of his mind." "He sends me to such places." " You are right." "Is anybody home?" "Mr. Hussain." " Who is it?" "Hello, Aunt." "Hello, sister." "Where is Mr. Hussain?" "But who are you?" " What's the matter?" "Who are you?" "I am Sitaram Gidwani." "I work for the home minister." "I mean his PA." "He has summoned you." "Me?" " Yes." ", u s I s lscn cin" "I do not know the home minister." "He himself..." " Yes." "He has sent the official vehicle for you and told me to bring you with due respect." "Look, I told you that I don't know anybody." "So please leave." "Shall I go?" " Yes." "Don't you know me?" " No, I don't know you." "Not even the home minister?" " Didn't I say I don't know anybody?" "Aunt, please do something." "Hussain." " It's the question of my job." "Since such an important person has called you it must be something important." "Mother." " Do go, my son." "He is requesting you." "Okay." " Come." "Come." " Come, I'll offer you snacks on the way." "Come." " Come." "Come." "Oh, so that's the matter." "Finll Blnis g lis isl - s" "He did become the home minister." "It is by the grace of God." "He can turn a king into a pauper and a pauper into a king." "Come." "Welcome, welcome, Mr. Hussain." "I had thought that you will come directly to me on getting out of jail and will fulfil the promise you made before going to jail." "But it looks like your memory has got weak after spending... i s in jil" "What had you said?" "That when you get out of the jail after five years you will finish me off." "Look." "Look at him." "How he is standing like a coward." "Hussain, I think that the blood running through your veins has turned into water." "Water." "Sir, the poor man got scared on seeing the red beacon on your car and the khaki uniform of the police." "He thinks that if he kills you, he will have to spend the rest of his life also behind bars." "His silence seems to tell me that he has thrown himself at your mercy." "If that is the case, Sitaram, then tell him that he should fall at my feet." "He should apologise to me." "He should crawl before me." "Then I am ready to spare his life." "I am helpless against my mother's dictate." "Otherwise I would have killed you right on this spot." "Hussain, you had given me five years' time but I give you 15 days' time." "Within 15 days leave this city along with your sister and mother." "Or else first I will kill your mother then your sister and then you." "Now get out!" "'Passengers to... '" "Welcome, sir." "Waghmare, what nonsense are you talking?" "How can I not become the chief minister?" "I will flatter the high command, now that I am here." "I have come with that purpose..." "Waghmare, do you see what I see?" "Neetu Singh." "Do you see it?" "S li is I nl" "Welcome, Madonna." " Please wait." "How can it be?" " Thank you." "Welcome." " Thank you." "It seems it's her only." "Hello, madam." "Hello." " Hello." "When did you come from London?" "Oh, Mr. Shastri, it's you!" "Madam came from London day before yesterday and right now we are coming from Delhi." "Do you have a show here?" "Mr. Shastri, you will get an invitation if we have a show, okay?" "Fin, ill I sl" " I, su" "Shall we go, madam?" "No more photos, please." "No more photos." "Welcome." "Hello." " Hello." "Hello." "Who is she?" " Don't you know her?" "She is the famous pop singer from London." "I have met her many times." "Where had you met her?" " Yes, yes." "Does something happen to you on seeing her?" "No, no, nothing." "We had come to receive you." "So let's go." "Let's go." "Madam, I want to ask you, why didn't you get married till now?" "Oh, so far I haven't liked anybody." "What is your preference?" "Would you marry an Indian?" "Of course, why not?" "My mother, she married an Indian, you know?" "And my grandmother, she married an Indian." "And I'll marry an Indian too." "Is I s - s li u li Inins" "I'm an Indian, my shoes are Indian." "My clothes are Indian, my heart is also Indian." "...husband do you want?" "Dark." "You know, slightly dark." "He his talk should be a little funny and he should always make me laugh." "Because I like to laugh." "What do you think of me?" "There should be escorts around us when I go out with my husband." "There should be a vehicle with a red beacon." "The one which makes this kind of sound." "I like it very much." "Madam, I'm coming." "Madam, I'm coming." "I have the vehicle." "It has got the siren also and the red beacon as well." "Madam, I'm coming." "Wait there, I'm coming." "Hey!" "What happened?" " How can she be alive?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who can be alive?" "Neetu Singh." "I had shot her with my hands." "That's what I am saying." "You shot Neetu Singh with your hands." "I saw her body." "And you went to her condolence meeting." " Yes." "She cannot be Neetu Singh." "She is the international pop star Madonna." "Today I saw her interview on the TV." "She said so lovingly that she wants to marry an Indian man." "So I thought that I'm an Indian and a man as well." "So I suggest, why don't you fix an appointment with her?" "An appointment with her." "Please." "Will you make me do this as well?" "Who do you think I am?" " Friend." "It's a deed of merit to do all this for the sake of a friend." "Even God notices it." "You see, if you do this for me, I too can do a lot for you." "But, Waghmare, please do hurry up right now." "The heart of Bavaniprasad Lulla, BPL is beating for Madonna." "It is racing." "Banwari, hurry up." " Sir, I have got the flowers." "Indian." " Please come, sir." "Come." "Come." "Come." "What a grand house." "Look, sir." "Look." "Come." "Come" "Is Madonna home?" "Oh, no." "Next week?" "IN, n I i I nX siXx nls" "I know, chief guest, but everybody will address me as chief guest, okay?" "No, I have an appointment with beauty parlour." "Yes?" "Who are you?" "Hold it." "Hold it." "Who are you?" "Don't you know him?" "He is the home minister of our state." "Mr. Bhavaniprasad Lulla alias BPL." "Hello." " Hello." "Just a minute." "And you?" " I am his secretary." "Banwariprasad Paratwala." "What do you want?" "He wants to meet princess Madonna." " Yes." "That's okay, but do you have an appointment?" "Appointment?" "Appointment?" "Big ministers work as cook for him, and you..." "Yes, ma'am?" "Hello, madam." " Hey!" "Hello." "Hello, madam." "Madam, I watched your interview on TV." "It was very good." "Believe me, if everybody in our country think the same way you do, class difference in our country will be totally eliminated." "I am feeling very delighted." "I feel like throwing a big party for you." "Julie." " Yes, ma'am?" "Tell him that I do not allow anybody to get so close to me in the first meeting." "Come on." " No, no, excuse me." "Madam, you have misunderstood." "We have met before." "At the airport, where the high command had introduced us." "I can't remember anything." " Yes." "Come." " Celebrities do forget." "I don't feel offended." "But, madam, won't you ask me to sit down?" "I am the home minister." "Okay, sit down." "Thank you." "Yes, tell me." "Right now I want to play game on this." "Excuse me, madam." "Madam, after looking at you closely I feel that apart from the airport we have met somewhere else as well." "You... is there..." "Didn't you watch my interview on the TV?" "I saw your interview on the TV." "What a wonderful interview!" "I swear, even since I saw the interview bells keep ringing in my mind." "They don't stop at all." "Hello." " Madam, I'm Sinha speaking from the PM's house." "Mr. Sinha from PM's house." "How are you?" "I am fine." "How are you?" "I am fine." " PM house." "How is the PM?" " He is fine." "He misses you a lot." "How were the arrangements?" " Oh, it was great." "Excellent." "Madam, do you face any problem in our country?" "No, no, I never face any problem in your country." "Madam, PM has invited you." "PM." "Tell PM that right now I cannot come because on the 27th I have an appointment with Bill Clinton in Washington." "Julie, 27th, right?" " Yes, ma'am." "She will meet Bill Clinton." "She will meet George Bush." "Hello." "Oh, Mr. Bill Clinton from Washington?" "Bill Clinton?" "Mr. Bill Clinton from America." "Sir." "Sir." "Sir." " Hello." "Mr. Clinton, how are you?" "Good." "What about you?" " I'm fine, thank you." "Okay, I'm coming to your country to meet you on the 27th, Mr. Clinton." "Don't come, Madonna." "In fact I'm coming to India myself after 15 days." "Sir." " Keep quiet." "5 s in Ini Juli, I ill I I 5 s" "Madam, what are you saying?" "India..." "India is very beautiful." "Very..." "When I take you around India, you will feel like staying here... 5 s ins 5 s" "What do you say?" " Right." "Right." "Speak in English." "In English." " Yes, sir." "Madam, I will offer you tea made with Bihar's buffalo milk." "What do you say?" " Yes, sir." "Julie, ask him why he has come here?" "Sir, why have you come here?" "Why have we come here?" "It's a good opportunity." "Tell her." "Tell her." "Madam, I..." "I cannot say it, you tell her." "Madam, actually, ever since he heard you talking about marriage on TV, he has gone crazy after you." "He has fallen for you, madam." "Yes, madam, I have gone crazy." "I've fallen... i..." "Madam, I didn't say it." "He said it." "Why did you say it?" "By the way, madam, you said in the interview on TV that you want to marry an Indian man." "Some actor or a leader." "By the way, what do you think about me?" "Julie!" " Madam!" "Madam!" " Madam, you want dark..." "Banwari?" " Yes?" "Hadn't we come to say this very thing?" " Yes, sir." "Why do I feel that I made a mistake?" "Sir, you haven't made a mistake." "So what happened?" "Madam got angry." " Oh, madam got angry." "Yes." " So what should we do now?" "Very simple." " What?" "Apologise to madam in Indian style." " Okay." "Or else fall at her feet." "How can I do such a thing?" "I am the home minister." "Whether minister or home minister if you miss the chance, you will be left with nothing." "What are you saying?" " Yes." "I will go right away." "Madam." "Oh, madam, please spit out your anger." "Spit it out." "Madam." "Madam, please don't get angry with me." "Madam, please don't get angry with me." "But I'm not interested in you at all." " Yes." "Madam, what are you saying?" "I've lost my heart to you." "If you reject me, my heart is very weak, madam." "It will fail." " Oh." "Madam, give me a place at your feet." " Oh." "I u n I, III un s un I igl I" "I will go on hunger strike." "I will give up my life." "Madam, madam, madam, madam." "Oh, no." "Oh, madam." " Madam." "Fgi lis n - s, Is gi" "All right, all right." " Very good." "All right." "No." "Listen." "Julie, tell him that he will have to change himself." "You will have to change." " I will change myself." "I will change myself." "The style of talking." " I will change it." "Clothes." " Madam, I will change all my clothes." "The walk." "Walking and all that." "I will change my walk and everything, madam." "Just give your consent." " Yes." "Shall I take it as your consent to this alliance?" " Yes." "No." "Change yourself." "Ok." "I'll be back, madam." "I'll change everything and be right back." "Madam, please don't go anywhere." " Yes." "Madam, total change." "Total change." "Madam, I'll throw away all this." "I will change myself." "Madam, just wait and watch." "I want to win your heart." "Please don't give a chance to anybody else." "I'm going." "Going." "Then coming." "Coming." "Madam, Bhavaniprasad..." "Please come in, sir." " You know me very well." "You look smart, sir." "You look handsome, sir." "Please come, sir." "Madam." "Madam, good morning." "Okay." "Ya." " Madam, good morning." "Okay, bye." " Madam, good morning." "I have changed everything, madam." "My clothes." "My style." "Everything." "Now I can talk English." "Now I can walk English." "Now I can dance with madam." "Please sit." "Sit down." "Can I sit down?" "Shall I sit down, madam?" "I'll sit down." "Madam, I hope you don't have any problem in our country." "Madam." "Madam, that person called you again." "Someone called." "Very good." " Hello!" " Very good." "You are threatening to kill me again?" "Hello!" "Madam." "What's the problem?" "My life is in great danger in this country." " What!" "He calls me everyday and says he will kill me if I don't leave the country." "Madam, no one can harm you." "No one can even touch you." "Your life is my life." "And I am the home minister of this state." "I am the future CM." "You don't worry." " No, no, no." "I am going back to my country." "I don't want to live here." "No, madam." "No, madam." "Don't go." "Don't go." "If you leave my heart will break and my entire state's heart will break." "I will use the state's entire force for your security." "I will send my security chief Mr. Waghmare to you." "But you don't go, madam." "Please." "Please." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." " Julie." " Yes, ma'am." "Why is Romeo barking?" "Has another dog entered the house?" "Ma'am, I'll just go and check." " Yes, go and see." "Hello!" "Is anyone there?" "Hello!" "Is anyone there at home?" "Hello!" "Is anyone there at home?" "Yes?" "What was the need to call me when you're here?" "What do you mean?" "Who are you?" "I am ASP Waghmare." " What?" "Waghmare?" " What mare?" "Waghmare!" " Whatever!" "Whatever!" "What is it?" "The home minister has sent me here for..." "Mnns scui" "I s u I s scui" "Madam." "Madam." "There's a constable here." "Home minister has sent him here." "He calls himself SP Waghmare." "Julie, ask him if the home minister has told him what else he has to do here." "Has he told you?" " Yes." "There's danger for your life." "That's why I came for your security." "Julie." " Yes, ma'am. - Does he know what else he has to do other than taking care of my security?" "I mean, you know, when I wake up in the morning you have to make my bed-tea." "Then you have to feed biscuits to my dog Romeo." "Then you have to iron my clothes." "Then you have to clean my shoes." " What!" "I am a police officer, madam." "All these chores are below my dignity." "What!" "Julie." " Madam." " Call the home minister and ask him what sort of a useless person he has sent here." "And tell him to suspend him right now." " Right, ma'am." "No, no." "Don't call him." "I am ready to do whatever you say." "Shoot!" "It seems Bhavani Prasad has gone mad." "That girl has driven him mad." "You know that girl made me clean her shoes." "Made me clean her shoes." "I feel like thrashing Bhavani Prasad with the same shoes and killing him." "Buddy, calm down." "I will go and talk to him." "I will talk to him." "What's the big deal if my girl made him polish her shoes?" "You remember he's the one who used to polish most number of shoes in our hostel." "You remember it, right?" "I remember it." "But he is a police officer and these things are below his dignity." "And also..." "And also he is our friend." "Bcus I s insli I II li" "Got stars on his uniform." "Helped him reach this position." "Today if my princess gets a little bit of happiness with his help, then what problem does he have?" "People make so many sacrifices to help their friends get settled." "Madam has just made him polish her shoes." "Explain him that his sacrifice won't go waste." "Look, Mr. BPL, I..." "I like you a lot." "Really?" " Yes." " I like your attitude." "I like the way you talk in a funny manner." "But I can't marry you now." " Why, madam?" "Because my mamma is in London." "And I can't marry without mamma." "Then madam, no problem." "BP will go to America right away and bring your mummy back from London." "I'll go now." "Hey, BPL!" "I brought her mother from London." "Please come, madam." "I'll help you meet your daughter." "Where is my daughter?" "I Is I" "Who is this old lady?" " Look at her carefully." "Is she not your mother?" "I don't know her." "She is not my mom." "She's not your mother?" "No." "Why did you bring me here?" "She is not your mother?" " No." "BPL." " Yes, madam." "Do people in your country treat senior ladies in this way?" "We treat idiots in our country in this way." "All things ruined due to this man." "Take him away." " Yes, madam." " Irritating." "Madam." "What's wrong with you!" "Whenever you came here you ruin everything!" "You broke my madam's heart." "Stay quiet." "Try to understand it." " What shall I understand?" "What shall I understand?" " You've become blind in love." "She has come here to take revenge." " To take revenge?" "You will regret it." " She has stolen my heart and you leave this place." "Madam, you may go." "Please go wherever you came from." "We're leaving." "We're leaving." " Please go." "You broke madam Madonna's heart." "Please go." "S g" " Is g, Is g" "'I should leave mother at Hussain's place.'" "Mary." " Yes, ma'am." " Tell Julie to call the PM House and fix my appointment." "Okay?" " Okay." "And if my mummy calls from London tell her not to worry." "I am absolutely fine here." " Okay." "Madam, where are you going at this hour of the night in a burqa?" " O God!" "Too many questions." "This man is very irritating." "Mary, tell BPL to change this security person." "I don't want him." " Madam, please don't be upset." "It's home minister's order that you shouldn't go anywhere alone." " O God!" "What is this order all the times!" "Isn, u n c il" "You will stay here." "You will attend my phone calls." "You will iron my clothes and you will have dinner with my Romeo." "This is my order." "Understand?" "Hello!" " Yes, Waghmare." "Miss." "Madonna left this place in a burqa just now." "She must've gone to Hussain's place." "Follow her immediately." "Is this the time to go anywhere?" "Try to understand the situation." " Alright." "Let's go." "Auntie." " Geetu?" "Come in." "Come in." "What's the matter you came here at this hour of the night?" "Open the door." "Hey, open the door." "You go from this side." " Yes, sir." "You check from behind." " Yes." "Open the door." "It's you?" " What's the matter, jailor?" "You didn't like it there without me that you came to my home to meet me?" "I really didn't like it because a female slave ran away..." "I ingls n n c u lus" "You couldn't handle a man." "Now you are unable to even handle girls?" "Mind your language." "Lower your voice." "I didn't let you raise your voice in the jail." "This is Hussain's place." "Sir, we got her." "I u ing" "What have I done?" " What?" "You think you are very smart?" "Hey, whom have you caught?" "It seems she outsmarted us." "Hello!" " Sir, I am Neetu Singh speaking." "Yes, Neetu, what is it?" " Sir, along with Bhavani Prasad... n gl, jil I ingl is Is inl ...in CM's murder." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "Yes." "He is the biggest culprit." "Because he's the one who helped Tatya escape from the jail." " Did you meet him?" " No." "I didn't meet him, sir but I am going to meet the CM here tomorrow." "Take care of yourself." " Yes." "Don't worry, sir." "I will do my best." "Neetu, I am proud of you." "Your hard-work and sacrifice will be a shining example for our department." " Thank you, sir." "CBI officer Miss." "Neetu Singh alias Madame Madonna, made in London." "You made me wash clothes..." "You made me iron clothes..." "You made me feed biscuits to your dogs." "You made me polish your shoes." "Polish your shoes!" "If I don't thrash you with the same shoes and skin you I won't call my Waghmare anymore." "I will definitely teach you a lesson." "Greetings, sir." "Sir is not at home." "Where has he gone?" "Neither I am getting through his phone nor is he there at home." "Please check at his other house." " He's not there as well." "Tell him as soon as he comes that it's an urgent matter... n I" "What if sir comes home late?" "Do it whenever he comes." " Ok, sir." "Make him talk to me." " Okay, sir." "Such a foolish man!" "Does such foolish things." "Let's go." "Il I cz il" ""I am the first love of many guys."" "II I cz il" ""I am the first love of many guys."" ""There are many legends about me."" ""Everyone is crazy about me."" ""No one has escaped from me."" ""Everyone is my target."" "II I cz il" ""There's fire in my body."" ""My lips are enticing and irresistible."" ""There's fire in my body."" ""My lips are enticing and irresistible."" ""There's fire in my body."" ""My lips are enticing and irresistible."" ""My seductive ways will drive you crazy."" "II I cz il" ""I am the first love of many guys."" ""The whole world is crazy about me."" ""Such is my beauty."" ""No one understands it, no one knows it..."" ""Such is my story."" ""The whole world is crazy about me."" ""Such is my beauty."" ""No one understands it, no one knows it..."" ""Such is my story."" ""No one knows what is there in my mind."" "II I cz il" ""I am the first love of many guys."" ""There are many legends about me."" ""Everyone is crazy about me."" ""No one has escaped from me."" ""Everyone is my target."" "BPL." "This beautiful cobra is trying to trap you in her love to take revenge from all of us." "Shut up!" "It's you who have taken revenge from me." "You have betrayed your friend and looked at my would-be wife in a wrong way." "Not just that, he even tried to molest me." "And when I threatened him that I will tell you about it he said BPL's life is in my hands." "He said he will send you to gallows in CM murder case." "She is lying." "Don't act smart, Waghmare." "How did madam know that I got the CM murdered?" "Only two people knew about it." "Just you and me, right?" "You have forgotten something." "BPL follows a motto." "I don't give my enemy a chance to make his move." "You killed your friend?" "I was an enemy." " What have you done?" "You killed your friend for me?" "Madam, it's just one person." "F u I ill lusns ins" "I am so lucky." " Thank you, madam." "But..." "But what will we do with him?" " With him?" "My pet dogs will eat him like as a holy offering." "Keeping in view the worsening law and order situation in the state we all think only you can handle the responsibilities of a CM." "No one else can do it." "No." "No." "I don't want to become a CM." "No, you have to become the CM." " You have to accept it." "You have to accept the responsibilities." "No, you have to become the CM." " You have to accept it." "You have to accept the responsibilities." "It's you?" " Come here." "I need to talk to you." "You wait for me." "I will be back." "What happened to you, Lalkaar Singh?" "U insul in n n" "I am the future CM of this state." "BPL, you just tell me why you killed Waghmare." "I killed Waghmare?" "Who told you that?" "Don't get smart with me." "I know you very well." "Waghmare was our friend." "He always supported you." "He always stood by you." "BPL, I have never seen a person worse than you." "Now see me." "You have seen me?" "I am a very bad person." "So what?" "Do remember something." "Our ancestors said that we should keep the sandal to the feet." "We shouldn't place it on the head." "I made a mistake by helping you reach this position." "Dn n ling, I ingl" "I already paid you for what you did for me in the beginning." "If you stay on my side in future it will be beneficial for you." "I will go now." "Some people are waiting for me." "Goodbye." "You are right, BPL." "We should keep the sandal to our feet." "We shouldn't place it on our head." "Good evening, sir." " Good evening." "I ingl, is u i n" "Thank you, sir." "Sir, I have submitted my resignation to the department." "I came to give you a copy." "Why did you do such a thing?" "Sir, money and power had made me blind." "Now I realize my mistakes." "I betrayed my duty and supported a person like BPL." "I am ready to accept whatever punishment the government will give me, sir." "I ingl, I In n" "I am happy that you realized your mistakes." "I will give you my full support." "Sir, BPL is a big culprit." "I am aware of all his moves." "And I have evidence to prove all his crimes." "I am ready to sacrifice myself whenever law and order needs me, sir." "Neetu Singh is Madonna?" "Bhavani Prasad Lalla alias BPL has been fooled?" "Brother, what's the news?" "Your friend Lalkaar Singh..." " Yes, Lalkaar Singh." "He became your enemy." "He joined hands with police force." "He became my enemy?" "He joined hands with police force?" "What are you saying, secretary?" " Yes." "Madonna has put you in trouble." "He has the evidence to prove CM's murder and Waghmare's murder." "It's hard to escape now." "Secretary, start bringing some good news for a change." "Why are you getting mad at me?" "Think with a calm head." "Think with a calm head." "Think with a calm head." "Neetu Singh's mother..." " Neetu Singh's mother..." "I is u Is n - s n" "Who is it?" "Who is it?" " Come on, old hag!" "Leave me." "Leave me." "Come on." " Leave me." "Come on, old hag." " Help!" "Where are you taking auntie?" "Stop them." "Stop them." "Someone help." "O God!" "What shall I do now?" "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." " What happened?" "Bhavani Prasad's men kidnapped Neetu's mother." "Is g n s I - s g" "Mother." "Yes, I can understand your position, my son, but..." "Run, Hussain." "Run." " Run." "Run, auntie." "Hussain, run..." "Run, Hussain..." " Yes, auntie." "Go, my son." "Go and save your mother." " Mother?" "I have given you birth but that lady has given you life." "Twenty years ago she risked her life and lost her eyesight and saved your life." "She has greater rights on you than I do." "You and I are indebted to her, my son." "And Muslims clear their debt in the same birth." "The mother who caged you with this thread is relieving you today from this." "Go, my son." "Go." "Don't come back empty-handed." "Even if you die in this mission your mother will be proud of you." "May Allah protect you!" "Leave me." " Come on." " Move." "Where have you brought me?" "Leave me." "Leave me." "The mother is here, so the daughter will also come." ", II I u ugl is" "Hold her." "Hold her." "Or else the old hag will fall." "Who is it?" "Who is it?" " Mother." "Mother, I am your Hussain." "Hussain." "Hussain?" "Yes, mother." "I am here now." "Let's go." "Hussain." "Get them." "Catch them." " Mother, stay here." "Don't let them escape." "Hey!" "15 days?" "Today I give you 15 seconds." "Take this." "Save yourself, Bhavani." "I won't spare you." "You..." "Take this." "I won't spare you." "I made a mistake." "I made a big mistake." "Fgi" "You are running towards your death?" "I will hide here." "Where did this light come from?" "O God!" "Don't shoot me." "It's you?" "I was coming to you." "I wanted to confess my crimes." "I made a mistake." "Here." "Here." "Here." "Forgive me." "I killed the CM." "I killed Waghmare."

"Previously on Hostages..." "Who gave the order to shoot?" "I did." "I'm FBI Special Agent Duncan Carlisle." "He switched places with the hostage." "What if you'd been wrong?" "I wasn't." "When is Mommy coming home?" "Mommy needs to rest, honey." "So she can get better." "Dr. Sanders!" "How does it feel to be responsible for the life of the President of the United States?" "His life is no more important than any of my patients'." "Which is to say, it's the most important thing in the world." " How was your day?" " Not as exciting as yours." " It was just a press conference." " With the President." "Mom, what are you doing home?" "Did you get fired?" "I came home early to cook dinner." " Are you ready?" " Let's do it." "Why are you doing this?" "You are going to kill the President of the United States, Ellen." "Otherwise, we will kill your family." "DUNCAN:" "We know all your secrets." "Sometimes you have to do a bad thing for a good reason." "ELLEN:" "Mr. President." "How are you feeling?" "I have full confidence in you." "We've just been told that the President will not be undergoing surgery today." "He was mistakenly given a blood thinner only hours before his scheduled surgery." "REPORTER:" "Dr. Sanders." "How do you feel about this setback?" " Are you upset?" " No." "I don't give up that easily." "Excuse me, Dr. Sanders?" "We need you to come with us." "Now." "Are you okay?" "I can't believe this is happening." "I'm positive I gave him the right medication." "I have no idea what..." "You are not to blame, Angela." "Everything's gonna be..." "Ma'am." "Please step into the conference room." "Dr. Sanders." "Agent Hoffman." "Won't you have a seat." "Is everything all right with the President?" "Yes." "Thanks to you, Dr. Sanders." "But as you might imagine, the Secret Service takes any potential threat to the President's life very seriously, so I'm here to find out exactly what happened." "Good." "I'm glad." "I feel terrible about this." "About what?" "About someone accidentally giving him the wrong medication." "Why are you so sure that it was an accident?" "I suppose I can't imagine someone doing this on purpose." "Other than you, how many medical professionals had direct access to the President this morning?" "Two doctors and five nurses." "And how did you know that the President had been given a blood thinner?" "When he was in pre-op, I noticed an unusual amount of blood forming around the catheter in his arm." "I was concerned that he might not be clotting properly." "So I ordered additional tests, and when I saw the results," "I realized he must have been given a blood thinner." "And I called off the surgery." "Because it would have been too risky?" "Because he would have died." "Anything out of the ordinary happen prior to that point in time?" "No." "Not at all." "I did everything according to standard procedure." "Is there anything else we should know?" "Sir." "You asked to see these the second they came in." "Excuse me a moment." "How are Morgan and Jake getting along with your new house guests?" "I'm sorry for the interruption." "Is there anything else you would like to share?" "Jake?" "Morgan?" "Where's my family?" "I'm impressed." "Where are they?" "I knew you were resourceful, Ellen, but I have to admit," "I didn't see this coming." "Brian!" "Jake!" "Save your breath, Ellen." "What have you done with them?" "Did you really think you'd get away with this?" "That there'd be no consequences?" "Please..." "I just..." "I couldn't go through with it." "But I will, I can definitely do it." "You expect me to believe that?" "Just tell me you didn't hurt my family." "Please." "You should have thought about them sooner." "It's not too late." "I didn't say anything." "Nobody knows you're here." "I can still do what you want." "Nothing has changed!" "If only that were the case." "Your clever little ruse has made everything much more difficult." "No!" "One of them has to die." "It's up to you." "No, I..." "I can't..." "Then I'll kill them all." "Please." "Don't do this." "Nice, thick walls." "Nobody will hear a thing." "Is it him?" " Her?" " Not my children!" "So the answer is Brian." "Good." "But I want you to do it." "Please..." "No, please..." "I..." "You can do it, Ellen." " No, I can't." " You can." "No, no, I can't..." "I..." "Yes, you can." "You're tougher than you think." "I'm gonna count to three." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "See?" "You are a killer." "You're okay, you're okay." "You're gonna be all right." "Ask me, you should have shot him for real." "Sometimes a mind game is more effective." "Let me know when you want me to bring them upstairs." "How come you didn't tell me this was about the President?" "Would it have made a difference?" "Don't play hostage negotiator." "Not with me." "You know how this works, Archer." "The less everybody knows, the better." "It protects us all, in case things go sideways." "I'm a big boy, D. I don't need protection." "Just facts." "Okay." "Ask me anything you want." "Who else is involved?" "My contact is an official inside the White House." "That's all I know." " You trust him?" " No." "You really didn't ask?" "Why not?" "None of my business." "Truth is, I don't really care." "I want to know what's going on." "Is this guy a terrorist?" "A lunatic?" "No, not even close." "I signed on for a simple blackmail gig, 24 hours, in and out." "Not an assassination attempt." "You saying you want to walk?" "Depends on the deal." "He'll make it right." "He's a stand-up dude." "Stand-up dudes don't lie." "You done?" "Yeah." "All set." "Good." "Let's get the family upstairs." "There." "Beginning tomorrow, you're going to return to your normal lives." "For the next two weeks, you will carry on as if nothing is wrong." "We'll be watching you." "Listening to you." "Every move you make, even when we're not with you, we'll be with you." "You will do as we say." "You will come home at the exact time we tell you." "If you say a word about this to anyone... anyone... a friend, a teacher, a dog... the rest of your family will be killed." "What's that?" "Wash your hands, Dr. Sanders." "Take off your shirt, Jake." " What?" " I won't ask again." "What the hell are you doing?" "You're gonna implant a GPS chip into everyone." "Think of it as an invisible leash." "You're the surgeon, Ellen, I'm happy to do it myself if you want." "Your choice." "Stop, please." "Hang in there, sweetheart." "I know, baby." "You're doing great." "We're almost done." "Okay, I'm just going to close it up." "MORGAN:" "It'll be done soon." "I promise." " I'll do the cutting." " No." "Excuse me?" "No one touches Dr. Sanders." "I'm not worried about you, Ellen." "As long as I have your family, you're not going anywhere." "SANDRINE:" "Your devices have all been cloned." "We can listen to every call, read every text, track every Google search." "Even when your phones are off, we can still hear you, we can still find you." "We need to talk." "Brian's had half a dozen texts." "What do you want to do?" "Take him for a drive." "You." "You're coming with me." "What are you talking about?" " Let's go." " No!" "What the hell is going on?" "Where are you taking him?" "Quiet." "You've lost the right to ask questions." " Your friend Sandrine." " Yeah." "When you brought her on it was a one day operation, in and out." "Now it's more complicated." "She'll be fine." "I met her in Afghanistan, she's tough as hell." " Where are we going?" " Keep your mouth shut." "Why are you doing this?" "My daddy didn't pay enough attention to me." "I can't believe this." "Where the hell did you take my husband?" "This whole thing would be over right now if you had just..." "Just killed the President." "We'd be gone." "And you'd be free, like nothing ever happened." " But you chose to break our agreement." " I chose not to kill my patient!" "If the Secret Service figures out you're responsible for giving Kincaid blood thinners, this whole plan falls apart, which would be problematic." "For everyone." "I'll make sure they don't find out." "I promise." "Is my husband going to be okay?" "Please." "Just tell me." "Are you kidding me?" "You heard the man." "Back to normal." "Think of this as another Tuesday night." "Take me home." "Right now." "I can't..." "Look..." "I know what you think, but I love my family." "I'm not a priest." "Look, I just want to be with my wife and my children." "Please take me home." "It doesn't matter what you want." "Here." "This will help her forget that you're two hours late." "And that you're married with two kids." "Go in there and give your girlfriend what she wants." "And I'll be listening, so..." "make sure you put on a good show." "Hi." "Hey." "Sorry, it was just..." "hard to get away..." " Ellen's upset about the surgery." " Yeah." " The President..." " I saw the news." "Seems messy." "You okay?" "Yeah..." "Yeah, I just..." "I need a drink." "So what are we celebrating?" "Us." "Our time together." "Our time together, all right." "You really want to toast to one night a week?" "Aw, I didn't mean it like that." "How 'bout I amend the toast?" "Okay." "To freedom." "To freedom." "So..." "Since when do you write such long text messages?" "The ones you sent me tonight didn't sound anything like you." "Some of them were even longer than two whole words." "BRIAN:" "I was just, you know..." "Just trying to have a little fun." "SAMANTHA:" "How 'bout that last one, was that just fun?" "What do you mean?" "Do you love me?" "Of course I do." "Are you sure?" "Are you sure you're not just trying to calm me down?" "'Cause I was annoyed..." "I was annoyed when you didn't show up." "You didn't even call, you know, I don't like feeling..." "I'm sorry." "It's just family stuff..." "It's not easy." "I know." "It's not easy for me either, dating a married man." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "I've just got a lot on my mind." "Stuff at home is very complicated." "What do you mean?" "I can't talk about it." "SAMANTHA:" "So, it's about your wife?" "Yeah." "Maybe you need to just be honest with her and tell her you don't love her anymore." "But I do." "Want some?" "They're good." "They're made out of rice, they're kind of salty." "Where's my father?" "Tell your friend it's a stupid idea." "Getting a cash advance off his dad's credit card." "We need 1,200 bucks." "By tomorrow." "This guy Nico..." "We sold his weed, but never paid him because my father found all the money." "Maybe you could help me out?" "Sorry, Ace." "Come on, it'll take like 20 seconds." "My dad probably hid the cash in his bathroom." "You could just..." "Not my problem." "Why didn't you just kill the President?" "I did what I thought was best." "If I'd killed the President, you would... never forgive me." "And I wouldn't forgive myself, because I would be a murderer." "I thought about... what I would want you to do." "Give in... or fight back." "Someday when you're a parent you'll understand what I'm talking about." "Mom..." "What's gonna happen to us?" "I am gonna find a way out of this." "I promise you." "I love you, Mom." "What the hell are you doing, Kramer?" "Looking for aspirin." "I got a headache." "Are you using again?" "Like I said, I got a headache." "I've put my faith in you." "Don't make me regret it." "BRIAN:" "Sorry, I just..." "SAMANTHA:" "Are you playing hard to get?" "BRIAN:" "I'm not in the mood." "SAMANTHA:" "Well, I can fix that." "Hey, what happened to your back?" "I had a mole removed." "Are you leaving?" "SAMANTHA:" "There's a real estate conference in Miami next month." "I was thinking maybe we could go." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Okay." "You know, we've been seeing each other for two months, we've never spent a weekend together." "Okay, yeah." "That sounds good." "Sounds nice." "Gotta go." "All done here." "Need me to take care of anything else?" "I'll be back at the house in an hour." "I'll meet you there." "I love you." "Quentin Creasy, White House Chief of Staff." "This is my son-in-law, Special Agent Duncan Carlisle." "I've heard good things about you." "This matter we're discussing is a necessary component of something much more important than the life of any one man." "Truth is, I like the President very much." "But sometimes history calls upon us to do something bigger than we ever expected." "Sometimes we're asked to help shape the future of the world." "You have your reasons." "I have mine." "My partners have a very low tolerance for failure." "It's a delay." "Not a failure." "I'm not sure there's a distinction." "Not in this context." "What Duncan is trying to say is, we can still right the ship." "Except for the delay, nothing has changed." "The key players remain in position to execute the plan." "Except now the Secret Service is investigating." "Now you tell me what happens when they discover that" "Dr. Sanders is responsible for the blood thinner." "They won't." "I'll make sure of it." "My God." "I thought you were..." "I'm okay." "What happened?" "What was the big deal with your phone?" "I have no idea." "I think they're playing mind games." "Where did she take you?" "Nowhere." "We just drove around." "Did they say anything else to you?" "Yeah." "The leader, he's worried that the Secret Service is gonna find out what I did." "What is it?" "I have to be at the hospital at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow." "What for?" "They want me to take a lie detector test." "A polygraph is an inexact science." "People beat them every day." "Nothing more than a measurement in variations in heart rate, breathing, body temperature and perspiration." "Biology, Ellen." "You're a doctor." "You can do it." "How do you know so much about this stuff?" "Don't worry." "I'll help you get through this." "You want to help me?" "Call off your plan and go home." "You're a world-class surgeon, Ellen." "If you can keep your hand steady on a scalpel, when millimeters mark the difference between life and death, you can certainly do this." "DUNCAN:" "A polygraph requires an accurate baseline reading." "If they know what your biorhythms look like when you're telling the truth, they can detect the change when you're lying..." "It's all about mental discipline, Ellen." "Control your body's signals from the beginning and they won't be able to see any variations under stress..." "Is your name Ellen Sanders?" "Yes." "Is your husband's name Brian Sanders?" "Yes." "Do you have two children?" "Yes." "Did you knowingly give the President a blood thinning medication?" "No." "Are you aware of any plots to assassinate the President?" "No." " Ellen, do you have a minute?" " Yeah." "I just really need to talk to someone." "Sure, yeah, come on in." " What's going on?" " Ellen, you've known me, what?" "Six years?" "Have I ever given a patient the wrong meds?" "You are an excellent nurse, Angela." "The Secret Service thinks it's my responsibility." "That all this is my fault." "They questioned me for almost three hours today." "They asked me if I was a terrorist!" "They've been asking me the same ridiculous questions." "But I'm the one that they're focusing on." "I was the surgical nurse!" "You just need to stay strong and tell the truth." "You've done nothing wrong, okay?" "I'm sorry, I gotta go." "Can I..." "Can I come find you later?" "Yeah." "The polygraph was inconclusive." "You did it." "You beat the lie detector." "Thank God." "But you're taking the wrong approach with Angela." "How do you know that I'm..." "You need to stop reassuring her that she's innocent and start convincing her that she's guilty." "Angela needs to confess." " But she didn't do anything wrong." " Ellen..." "She's one of my best friends." "There has to be another way." "There isn't." "Talk to her." "Now." "MAN:" "Did you warn the suspect before you discharged your firearm at the bank, Agent Carlisle?" "No." "The opportunity didn't present itself." "What caused you to fire on the suspect?" "He was attempting to escape the scene with a hostage." "But why resort to lethal force?" "Why not continue to negotiate?" "He was under way too much duress." "In my estimation, he wasn't thinking rationally at that moment." "So, I chose to eliminate the threat altogether." "How could you possibly have known the suspect was pretending to be a hostage?" "I made a calculated bet, based on the data available to me at the time." "A calculated bet?" "As a hostage negotiator my goal is to understand, and more importantly, to empathize with the captor." "To get inside his head, to understand his options, his emotions." "The only thing more stressful than being held hostage is actually taking someone hostage." "The danger, the fear, the constant risk analysis is almost overwhelming." "As such, these situations are volatile." "When the walls are closing in, a captor will do anything to accomplish his mission." "DUNCAN:" "Just like a hostage, he will do whatever is necessary to survive." "If the captor is smart enough, he can convince his hostage to do whatever he wants." "He can coerce that person into becoming his emotional partner, into believing they share the same goals." "What I'm saying is, when you've done this job as long as I have, you understand the psychology of a hostage crisis." "Let's just talk through this together." "Just examine the different choices." "What choices?" "That jackass Hoffman thinks I'm Bin Laden or something." "It's ridiculous." "They want me to take another polygraph tomorrow." "I..." "I need a lawyer." "I can't keep answering these questions." "If you think that makes sense." "I have no idea what makes sense anymore." "I keep telling them exactly what I did, but they don't believe me." "They just keep waiting for me to change my story, or admit I made a mistake." "Maybe you should." "Should what?" "I'm just thinking out loud, but maybe the easiest way to get through this thing is to simply admit you made a mistake." "But I didn't." "I know you think you didn't, but it's your job to administer the meds, right?" "If you didn't make a mistake..." "So now you don't believe me either?" "No, I'm not saying I don't believe you, the truth is, it doesn't matter what I think." "It's what they think." "All I'm saying is, if you take responsibility for this, you'll probably just get a reprimand." "Yeah, and my reputation will be trashed." "For the rest of my life, I'm gonna be the nurse that almost killed the President." "But if you don't, they'll just keep digging." "And if they find even the smallest inconsistency in your testimony... they'll file charges." "I mean, we're talking about the President of the United States." "The techs are sweeping for evidence." "Prints, DNA, trace..." "Floor by floor, room by room." "If Sanders took the heparin from one of the pharmaceutical closets..." "We got a problem." "Any way to get in front of this?" "No." "Security is too tight." " Hello?" " You took the heparin from the pharmaceutical room on the 4th floor, correct?" "Yes." "Did you touch anything?" "What do you mean, "Did I touch anything?" I opened the door." " Were you wearing gloves?" " No." "Is there any other plausible reason for you to have been in that room on the day of the President's surgery?" "No." "What's our next move?" "We need to end this investigation tonight." "And how are we supposed to do that?" "We give them somebody to blame." "Excuse me, do you mind?" "I have to ask, what in the world is an attractive lady such as yourself doing here all alone?" "I'm waiting for a friend." "How about I keep you company while you wait?" " No, thank you." " Come on." "Let me buy you another glass of..." "What's that, Pinot?" "No, too dark." "More like a..." "Petite Syrah?" "Hey, honey." "Sorry I'm late." "I just got here myself." "How you doing?" "I'm Tom." " Thank you." " No worries." "Just trying to help out." "Look, I don't want to intrude." "I'm sure you're waiting for someone..." "No." "Truthfully I don't know if she's even gonna show up, so..." "Can I buy you a drink?" "Yeah, why not?" "Great." "Can I have a shot of whiskey?" "Headed out, sir?" "Following up on a lead." "MACHINE:" "Hi, this is Angela, leave me a message." "Hey, it's me." "Just got to the bar." "Sorry I'm so late." "I guess just call me if you get this." "Excuse me." "Hi." "I'm supposed to meet a friend here." "Maybe you've seen her?" "A woman, dark hair, pretty, about 35?" "Yeah." "You just missed her." "She and her boyfriend left about a minute ago." "Boyfriend?" "What did he look like?" "Angela?" "HOFFMAN:" "Dr. Sanders." "Hi." "You scared me." "Did you lose something?" "No..." "I was just looking to see if Angela was around." "We talked about getting together tonight., but..." " So she's not home?" " No." "I don't think so." "I rang the bell, but she didn't answer." "If you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here?" "I mean, is everything okay with Angela?" "I just had a few routine questions." "I'll catch up with her tomorrow." "You have a nice night, Dr. Sanders." "Where have you been?" "Where's the other man?" "The black guy?" "I don't know." "Why?" "What's going on?" "Turn on the news." "What?" "What's happened?" "It's about Angela." "A vehicle registered to Angela Nix, 34, of Arlington, Virginia was found abandoned by the Chesapeake Bay this evening." "What appears to be a suicide note was posted on Ms. Nix's Facebook page only hours ago." "In it, she expressed extreme remorse over what she described as her" ""careless and near-fatal mistake," prior to President Kincaid's surgery." "You son of a bitch." "You killed her." "No." "You killed her." "What?" "Actions have consequences, Ellen." "You failed to honor our agreement." "You failed to convince your friend to confess." "You did this." "Angela's death is on you."

"We want the head of Shahdov!" "Where is he?" "He's gone!" "To the treasury!" "Traitor!" "Thief!" "He's taken everything." "Your Majesty, say a few words to the American people." "Just a moment." " Who are you?" " His Majesty's Ambassador." " Jaume!" " Your Majesty!" "Glad to see you alive and well." "We fooled them!" "Come on, break it up, get a move on!" " My securities, are they safe?" " Turned over to Dr Voudel." "He says as your Prime Minister, he has charge of everything." "Him?" "I wouldn't trust that crooked..." "There he is!" "Your Majesty!" " My securities, where are they?" " Safely deposited." "In my name?" "We cannot discuss that here." "First we must get rid of the press." "This way please." "Smile, Your Majesty!" "One over here!" " Another one here!" " One serious." "Please gentlemen, no more pictures." "His Majesty King Shahdov has been through a bloody revolution." "I hope you will keep this interview as brief as possible." "Your questions, please." "I understand you got away with all the loot." "If you're referring to what legally belongs to His Majesty's government, documents were transferred out of the reach of revolutionary thieves." "Where are they?" "That question is of a private nature and cannot be answered." "You may answer." "They are safely deposited in a bank." " In whose name?" " That is also of a private nature." "You may answer." "As P.M. Of His Majesty's Government in exile, they are in my name until His Majesty deems fit to have them otherwise." "Then I think I'll have them otherwise." "Be calm, Your Majesty." "First you must pass through Immigration." "Any further questions?" "How about this controversy over atomic energy?" "Ladies and gentlemen, that's how I lost my throne." "I wanted atomic energy for domestic use but my ministers wanted atomic bombs." "Nevertheless, I have nuclear plans that will revolutionize modern life and bring about a Utopia undreamed of!" "Your Majesty, if I might interrupt, the Immigration Officer is waiting." " I beg your pardon." " This way, Sir." "That will be all, gentlemen." "Here, Sir, for the fingerprinting." "Your right hand please, Sir." "Your Majesty, won't you say a few words to the American people?" "I am deeply moved by your warm friendship and hospitality." "This big-hearted nation has already demonstrated its noble generosity to those who seek a refuge from tyranny." "Thank you." "Here are the funds of the treasury, Sir." "I hope this will allay your suspicions." "You should have said anxiety and saved us both embarrassment." "Is this all there was in the treasury?" " That is all, Sir." " No wonder we had a revolution." " Where are the books and records?" " They were left behind." "I see." "So the funds and securities are deposited in the First National?" " That is right, Sir." " Then let's go there." "It's too late now, Your Majesty." "The banks are closed." "Is that all, Sir?" "Yes Dr Voudel, but make yourself available at 10 tomorrow morning." " That's when the banks open?" " Yes, Sir." "Why didn't he tell you he'd taken the funds of the treasury?" "I don't know and I don't care." "But the press will accuse you." "A King is accused of many things, Jaume." "Your Majesty, you must remember..." "Remember!" "After what I've been through I want to forget." "Tonight I want the light and the frivolous." " I want to see the town." " Steady, Sir, steady!" "Jaume, if you knew what it means to breathe this free air!" "This wonderful, wonderful America!" "Its youth!" "Its genius!" "Its vitality!" "The glamour of it all!" "New York!" "America!" "When I think of a million dollars" "Tears come to my eyes" "I think of all the blue..." " Would you like to go to a movie?" " Love it." "I got shoes" "I got shoes Shoes to step on all your blues." "When you do that rock and roll with me tonight" "Seems noisier here than outside." "It'll be quieter in a moment when the picture comes on." "You're not well Take a pill" "Do you think this sort of thing is healthy?" "Gee, that sends me!" "She bit me!" "Completely insane." "First row?" "Isn't this rather close?" "It's the best we could get, Sir." "Who's there?" "Leonard!" "I've gotta kill ya honey." "It's for ya own good." "Missed!" "It's no use, honey." "Our love has no place in this world." "That isn't true." "We can go to Denmark." "Stick 'em up!" "This is it!" "Let's go." "This way, Sir." "I'll get you a waiter." "This is more agreeable." "Not so noisy." "Thank you very much." " What are you having?" " I don't know." "I think I'll have some caviar." " What will you have?" " I'll have the same." "Caviar." "Caviar!" "How?" "Look!" "Caviar!" "I think I'll have something else." "Have you any turtle soup?" "Turtle soup, yes." "Turtle soup." "Two." "Who?" "Turtle!" "Turtle!" "Turtle!" "Soup!" "Good morning Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea." "This is the 10 o'clock edition of the news." "King Shahdov, dethroned Monarch of Estrovia, who escaped his country with the treasury, arrives in America." "King Shahdov brings to the States a vast fortune and his atomic plans in the hopes of revolutionizing modern life and bringing about a Utopia." "Your Majesty, Voudel checked out last night and left for South America!" " Call up the bank!" " I did." "They said all funds had been withdrawn the day you arrived." "He's stolen everything!" "Then we shall expose him as a thief and a scoundrel." "It's no use." "We have no records, no legal claim." "We're broke, Jaume." "You still have your atomic plans." "Blueprints." "It'll be difficult financing blueprints." "To think you're accused of absconding with the treasury!" "I'd sooner be thought a successful crook than a destitute monarch." "Very well." "Her Majesty's arrived and is on her way up." "Not a word to anyone that we're broke." "Your Majesty, may I say that what small fortune I have is entirely at your disposal." "Jaume, dear Jaume." "If we can get finance for these atomic plans, we'll have all the money we want." "Irene!" " When did you arrive?" " An hour ago." "I flew in from Paris." " Alone?" " Yes." "It's all horrible." "Well, at least I still have a head on my shoulders." " How is your family?" " Very well, thank you." "Good!" "Are you staying long?" "I'd like to return to Paris as soon as possible." "Very well." "I won't keep you longer than necessary." "After what's happened," "I think we ought to come to some understanding." "Irene, we've always been friends." "Good friends, if nothing more." "Always been honest with each other, and as you know, our marriage was an affair of the State." "You were not happy and naturally you not being happy, neither was I." "I was to blame for that." "Nonsense!" "You were young and very much in love." "Unfortunately, not with me." "No, neither was to blame." "It was the Throne and now the Throne no longer exists." "You want a divorce?" "I want you to be happy." "I'll do whatever you wish." "I only wish to end the hapless years you spent with me." "They were by no means hapless." "Then let's call them years of a friendly misalliance." "Cheer up!" "Let me order you some lunch." "Why is life so complicated?" "How dull it would be if it weren't." "Main office." "Give me room service, please." "Room service." "Will you send up a menu?" "Good heavens!" "Come in!" "Telegram, Sir." "Gracious!" "I thought it was the menu." "Excuse me." "From that Cromwell woman again about dinner this evening." " You're definitely not going?" " Definitely." "There's one thing we haven't discussed." "Alimony." "I don't need it." "I'm quite rich, you know that." "From a lady about to get a divorce, that's an incredible statement." "Do you realize today happens to be the anniversary of our wedding?" "Well, you look happier now than you did then." "What a bore I must have been." "Considering we were on our honeymoon, you weren't exactly amusing." "You must have hated me." " On the contrary, I loved you." " How could you?" "I thought you were too young to know your own mind." "But you weren't." " You haven't eaten a thing." " I'm not hungry." "Let me order you something else." "Thank you." "I must think about leaving." "You're returning to Paris?" "Yes." "And you?" "I must stay here." " Why?" " Money." "According to the press, you have millions." "I shall need them if I'm to put through this atomic project." "Excuse me." "This is Transatlantic Airways." "We're holding reservations to Paris if her Majesty intends leaving?" "Thank you." "Her Majesty intends leaving." "Porter!" "My boarding ticket." "Here are your chocolates with the nougat inside and those banal movie magazines you're so fond of." "Allow me, Madame." "Passengers for London and Paris check through Gate 9 please." "That's you." "Take good care of yourself." "Don't forget your magazines." "Write me if ever you need anything." "I will." "Let me hear from you once in a while." "Don't forget." "I won't." "It's the Cromwell woman again about dinner this evening." "The answer is no." "You won't change your mind?" "I'm not accessible to strangers for the price of a free dinner." "I'm sorry but His Majesty regrets he's unable to come this evening." " Who is this creature?" " A prominent hostess here." "Publishes several women's magazines and owns an important TV network." "Well, I have neither aspirations to appear on television nor to write for women's magazines." "We haven't come to that yet." "Besides I'm in no mood for dinner parties." "Your Majesty, the Queen's departure has upset you." "To part is to die a little." "Her Majesty looked ineffably sad when she left." "Are you sure you want this divorce?" "I'm sure the Queen does." "I'll swear Sir, she's beginning to love you." "Wishful thinking Jaume, wishful thinking." "I'd sell my soul for love" "If I could find true love" "There's nothing in the world" "I wouldn't do." "I'd commit every sin" "If I could win" "Someone that's tender and true" "Like Faust I'd sign away" "My soul" "If I could say" "I'd found the one, the only one" "To love, to love" "I'd sell my soul" "For love" "Help!" "Help!" "Did you say help?" "Help!" "I'd better telephone downstairs." "Here!" "Stay where you are!" "Help!" "Go away!" "Help!" "I wish, I wish you'd make up your mind." " Help!" " Wait a minute." "Where are you?" "It's all right." "It's all right." "If you'd just... cooperate." "There you are!" "Who are you, Sir?" "I am..." "King Shahdov." " What happened?" " I slipped and hurt my ankle." "Could I..." "Thank you." "It's all right, I won't hurt." "I have a green thumb." "My name is Ann Kay." "How do you do?" "Nicely, thank you." "I'm to meet you tonight at Mona Cromwell's." "I'm sorry, I'm not going." "Oh no!" "Everyone will be so disappointed." "Really?" "Jaume, answer the telephone." "I beg your pardon, Sir." "Of course, if you're going to be there," "I might consider." "I'll telephone you're coming!" "Not yet." "We've hardly got acquainted." "But I must telephone." "And I must jump into a hot tub!" "Madame Cromwell, I'm sorry but His Majesty is quite definite." "He's not going." "Hello, honey." "Are you nervous, bothered and upset?" "Take off your clothes." "Relax." "With a bottle of Whitbread's beer" "It'll give you pep and give you cheer" "Remember," "Whitbread's beer." "Your Majesty, it's that persistent Cromwell woman again." "I've changed my mind." "We're going." "I don't understand." "Nevertheless, we'll go." "Then do you mind if I stay home?" "I'm rather tired tonight." "Of course, if you're tired." " Where's Ann?" " There she is now!" "Well, I got him." "You certainly did." "Tell me, how did you do it?" "I rented the suite next to his." "So now you're living in the Ritz!" "Not on your life!" "It's too dangerous." "I'll be back in my own apartment tonight." "So you got a King on your program." "Not so loud!" "He doesn't know it." "What sort of guy is he?" "At dinner parties they say he's gay and amusing if you get him in the mood." "And that's up to you." "Take over, I've got to look for that husband of mine." " Fred!" "I've been looking for you." " Here I am honey." " Who's watching below?" " The doorkeeper." "He'll telephone the butler the moment the King arrives." "What's all this business about curtseying to the King?" "Haven't you ever been presented at Court?" "Only for speeding." "Don't let them kid you." "Just do as the ladies do." "And another thing, you don't sit before he does." "After 36 holes of golf, I hope he sits quick." "Me too, with my swollen kneecap!" "Well, here's a chance to sit before he gets here." "His Majesty, King Shahdov!" "Your Majesty, may I present Miss Ann Kay." "How do you do?" "We've met before." "And Mrs Rochauser." "How do you do?" "Miss Pam Butterworth." " And Mr Bill Johnson." " How do you do?" "Excuse me." "Mrs Vera Loose..." "Can you hear me?" " Where's Hank?" " That's him." "Hank, how goes it?" "All lined up for television." "What's the routine?" "I'll do the deodorant ad first then see if I can get the King going." "I'll give you two buzzes to start your commercials." "By the by, is that an El Greco?" "Oh no, Sir." "He's a Filipino." "I mean the picture opposite." "I'm not sure." "My wife bought it at an auction sale." "Indeed!" "Would Your Majesty care to sit down?" "Thank you." "Your Majesty is served." "Don't you think Miss Ann Kay very attractive?" "Very, the little I've seen of her." "Madame, your health!" "And... how is your ankle?" "Much better, thank you Sir." "If it gives you any further trouble, just knock on my door." "Frankly, I hope for the worst." " You want to see me suffer?" " I want to see more of you." " I find it close in here." " Could be closer." "And the atmosphere quite stuffy." "It's anything but that." "How fortunate people no longer consider the problem of perspiring in stuffy rooms." "I beg your pardon?" "Think of pretty young girls being unpopular at dances and they don't know why." "I don't follow you." "The answer is B.O." " B.O.?" " Body odor!" "But now that can be eliminated, because there is such a thing as FRESH." "That wonderful, soothing, luring deodorant." "It keeps underarms dry." "Remember, you're lovely to be near only when underarms stay dry." "That's why lovely women use it." "Remember:" "Keep fresh, be fresh, with FRESH deodorant." "Who is this young lady?" "I find her very odd." "She is a brilliant advertising specialist." "Really!" "She certainly has it on the brain." "Do you usually go off the deep end this way?" " You think I'm crazy?" " I know so." "I know Your Majesty is a wonderful actor who's played Hamlet." "I've dabbled in private theatricals." "I'd give anything to see your Hamlet." "Maybe you will one night." "Why not tonight?" "OK a private performance." "To be or not to be..." "Now!" " You mean here?" " Why not?" "Oh no, no, no!" "I'll get everyone quiet." "Ladies and gentlemen, we are privileged to witness a great historic moment." "His Majesty King Shahdov has graciously consented to give us Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be." "There are many ways of playing the soliloquy of Hamlet." "There's the pale, thoughtful, anemic Prince." "There's the mad, bombastic one." "Which do you prefer?" "Anything but anemic." "Very well." ""To be, or not to be:" ""That is the question." ""Whether 'tis nobler to suffer" ""the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune," ""or to take arms against a sea of troubles," ""and by opposing end them?" ""To die:" "To sleep, no more," ""and by a sleep to say we end" ""the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to," ""'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished." ""To die, to sleep..." ""To sleep," ""perchance to dream:" ""There's the rub." ""For who would bear the whips and scorns of time?" ""The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely," ""the pangs of despised love," ""the law's delay." ""The insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit" ""of the unworthy takes," ""when he himself might his quietus take" ""with a bare bodkin?" ""Who would fardels bear, to sweat" ""and grunt under a weary life?" ""But that the dread" ""of something after death" ""that undiscovered country" ""from whose bourn no traveler returns" ""puzzles the will" ""and makes us rather bear those ills we have" ""than fly to others that we know not of?" ""Thus conscience..."" " I've forgotten." " Oh no!" "Please go on." "No, no." "I'm sorry." "You've just heard a recital of Hamlet by His Majesty King Shahdov." "We now return to Ann Kay's Real Life Surprise Party after station identification." "This is station KXPA." "How can I thank you?" "What a privilege." "What genius!" " You liked it?" " You have such power, such anger!" "What a success you'd be as an actor." "But actors need more than genius to succeed." " They need good sound teeth." " Naturally." "Have you the assurance to speak and face others without danger of being repellent?" "There you go again!" "How can an actor play opposite a lovely leading lady if he's uncertain?" "But with OXYTONE Toothpaste he has confidence and control, for OXYTONE Toothpaste is the breath of violets." "OXYTONE will arrest decay, remove yellow film and restore teeth to a beautiful whiteness." "You'll never regret, you'll never fret, if you use OXYTONE Toothpaste." "You know, you're giving me a terrific complex." "Really?" "I thought you were crazy, but now I'm positive." "I thought you liked crazy people." "Yes, but how can you suddenly branch off into toothpaste?" "It must be an association of ideas." "Tomorrow I go to my dentist." "How boring." "Most boring!" "You know, you really are funny." "You think so?" "I must tell you some of my jokes." "Naughty ones!" "Yes, can't we join in the conversation?" "Well, we were discussing dentists." "I loathe when you're helpless, your mouth full of instruments, and they answer the telephone." " For example, do you mind?" " Not at all." "Just to illustrate." "You see, will you open your mouth, please?" "When you're in this position, invariably the phone rings." "He answers it." "You can't move." "He treats you like a drain pipe." "For the last hour and a half you've been entertained by King Shahdov on Ann Kay's Real Life Surprise Party." "This is Station KXPA." "Still up?" " I haven't slept a wink." " Indeed?" "Your Majesty!" "After your positive refusal to appear on television, to see you reciting Hamlet, putting knives and sugar tongs down that wretched woman's throat!" "Are you mad?" "After what I saw, Your Majesty, perhaps I am." " You saw me on television?" " It's all so insane." "I'm an idiot!" "I thought something peculiar was going on!" "They must have had hidden cameras." " What do you mean?" " I knew nothing about it." "Outrageous." "Sue them for damages!" "Let's get out in the air." "It's rather late, Your Majesty." "I can't sleep." "We'll go to a nightclub." "We should return to Europe." "Don't be absurd." "We need money." "After what's happened, no businessman'll take you seriously." "Why?" "Your Majesty!" "A King playing Hamlet on television!" "They'll question your sanity." "I suppose chasing a golf ball just to put it in a hole is sane?" "I prefer Hamlet to golf." " We're ruined." " Nonsense." "John, there he is!" "Your Majesty, may I congratulate you, Sir." "My wife and I saw you on television and I just want to say you certainly are a man of talent, and may I say so, Sir, a true democrat." "Thank you very much." "I'd like you to shake hands with my wife." "Honey, this is His Majesty... pardon me, King, what is your last name?" "That's it, King Shahdov!" "How do you do?" "Could I have your autograph for my little boy?" "Yes, by all means." "Have you a piece of paper?" "I only have a Kleenex." "That'll do." "A pen?" "No, I don't have a pen." "How do you expect a man to write if you ain't got a pen?" "I sure hope it doesn't ruin your pen." "Sir, can I have your autograph please?" "Will you let us have the details?" " More mail, Sir." " Take them in the next room." "That telephone's been ringing for a week now." "We haven't had a moment's peace." "We'll let you know in due course." "Juniper Eyewash Company offering $5,000 to appear on their program." " Juniper what?" " Eyewash." "Here's an offer from King's Lager Beer." "The answer is no." "King's Lager Beer!" "Very well, I'll take it in the next room." "Come in!" "Your Majesty, my name's Johnson." "Advertising Rep for Crown Cheese." "For 2 words that won't take more than 40 seconds of your time," "Crown Cheese will give you $10,000 to appear on television." "All you have to do is spread Crown Cheese on a piece of toast, take a bite, say "yum, yum" and $10,000 are yours." "Show this gentleman to the door." "Are you crazy?" "$10,000 for 2 words?" "You don't have to memorize them, they'll be on a blackboard!" "This way, Sir." "It's that creature who was with you on television, Miss Ann Kay." " Have her come up." " Tell Miss Ann Kay to come up." "The audacity of that woman to come here after what happened." "Your Majesty, it's a changing world, different values." "So it seems." ""Yum, yum!" That's worth $10,000?" " Good morning." " Well!" "Come in." "Congratulations Your Majesty." "You've electrified the whole country." "Thanks to your peculiar ideas of hospitality." "They're not mine, Your Majesty." "What do you want?" "Mrs Cromwell asked me to deliver this." "I believe there's a check inside for $20,000." "Quite so." "This will save me the trouble of returning it to her." "I'm sorry you're angry." "I'm sure my anger means nothing to you, Miss Kay." "Neither does my contempt." "Good morning." "That was a quick interview." "Jaume, put this in the wastepaper basket." "At 12 o'clock you are to visit a progressive boys' school." "I think it good policy after that awful television business." "Have you heard from the Atomic Commission?" "Not a word." "I've telephoned them every day for a week now, but can't get through." "If we don't hear from them, some of these offers may be worthwhile." "We haven't come to that yet." "Do you realize you've torn up a check for $20,000?" "Yes, from that Cromwell woman." "Good." "By the bye, what is our bank balance?" "912 dollars, to be exact." "What?" "Get some sticking plaster!" "Thank Mrs Cromwell for the check!" "Surely you're not accepting it?" "A bird in the hand, my dear fellow." "But Your Majesty's honor, your pride?" "Pride?" "A King has no false pride." "Call her up!" "It's 11:20, if you're going to the school you'd better dress." "Call up Mrs Cromwell." "Here he is now!" "Your Majesty!" "Just a moment!" "Welcome, Your Majesty!" "How do you do?" "This is my Ambassador." "Well, young man?" "Your Majesty, we're not officially open yet but I thought you'd like to see the exhibit, then review the children." "I see." "Your Majesty." "I do hope you don't mind these press photographers." "One of the curses of the 20th century, I'm afraid." "I'm sorry gentlemen, that will have to be all." "I'm very sorry, that is the last now." "I hope you don't mind the press photographers." "After all, a Royal TV star is quite an attraction." "May I explain to Your Majesty what we're trying to do?" "A progressive school strives to develop a child's individuality, to give him full rein to express his feelings and desires on the theory that individuality and genius are cognate." "Interesting." "We encourage these little people to run their own affairs." "Some prefer the fine arts, others the occupational crafts." "This young man wishes to present you with a sample of his art." "Well!" "Very kind of you." "Pardon me!" "Go to your room at once." "We believe the seeds of genius are in all children." "We strive to develop their instincts, encourage their impulses." "Here is an ambitious young sculptor." " What's that you're making?" " Fig leaf." "Interesting." "Nothing interesting about a fig leaf." "Open, frank, uninhibited." "That's what we encourage." "Telephone message for Mr Jaume." " Did they give any name?" " Miss Ann Kay." "Might be about that check, you'd better go see." " Where is the telephone?" " This way, please." "Show His Excellency to my office." "This way, Your Majesty." "And here is our bakery." "Excuse me, Your Majesty." "And this young man specializes in Viennese pastries." "This is some of our little friend's handicraft." "These are exactly the same as the ones he's been making." " Would you like to taste one?" " Oh no, thank you." "And here, Your Majesty, we have an infant phenomenon." "A remarkable child of ten." "He's quite a historian, editor of our school magazine." "Very interesting." "This, Your Majesty, is Rupert, our young editor." "How do you do, Rupert?" "Sit down." " What's that you're reading?" " Karl Marx." "Surely you're not a communist?" "Do I have to be a communist to read Karl Marx?" "That's a valid answer." "Well, if you're not a communist, what are you?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "I dislike all forms of government." "But somebody must rule!" "And I don't like the word "rule"." "Well, if we don't like the word "rule", let's call it "leadership"." "Leadership in government is political power and political power is an official form of antagonizing the people." "What magazine did you say he edits?" "A commentary on current events." "Pardon me, Your Majesty." "But my dear young man, politics are necessary." "Politics are rules imposed upon the people." "But in this country rules are not imposed, they are the wish of all free citizens." "Travel around a bit, then you'll see how free they are." "You didn't let me finish." "They have every man in a straightjacket and without a passport he can't move a toe." "In a free world they violate the natural rights of every citizen." "They have become the weapons of political despots." "If you don't think as they think you're deprived of your passport." "To leave a country is like breaking out of jail." "And to enter a country is like going through the eye of a needle." "Am I free to travel?" "Of course you're free to travel." " Only with a passport!" " May I say something?" "Only with a passport!" "Do animals need passports?" "Have you finished?" "It's incongruous that in this atomic age of speed we are shut in and shut out by passports." "If you'll shut up and let somebody else talk!" " And free speech, does that exist?" " No, you've got it all." "And free enterprise?" "We were talking of passports." "Today it's all monopoly." "All right, now will you..." "Can I go into the automobile business and compete?" "If I can get in a word!" "Not a chance!" "Can I go into the grocery business and compete?" " Will you shut up?" " Not a chance!" "Monopoly is the menace of free enterprise." "As I look back 60 years ago..." "Where were you 60 years ago?" "He was a glint in his great grandfather's eye!" "Very well, now." "Have you finished?" "Now let me say something." "Let me tell you how wrong you are." "In the first place..." "In the first place..." "I've forgotten what I wanted to say." "And the atomic bomb!" "It's a crime that when the world cries for atomic energy you want to make atomic bombs." "Me?" "I'm against atomic bombs!" "You want to wipe out civilization, destroy all life on this planet!" "You still think you're living in the 19th century!" "I lost my throne because I didn't want atomic bombs!" "You and your kind think atomic bombs can solve your problems." "Listen, you little rat!" "Today man has too much power." "The Roman Empire collapsed with the assassination of Cesar - why?" "Because of too much power." "Feudalism blew up with the French revolution - why?" "Because of too much power." "And today the whole world will blow up - why?" "Because of too much power." "The monopoly of power is a menace to freedom." "It degrades and victimizes every individual." "And where is the individual?" "I don't know." "Lost in terror because he is made to hate instead of love." "If civilization is to survive we must combat power until the dignity and peace of man are restored." "What's the meaning of this?" " Any news?" " No, Sir." "Nothing from the Atomic Commission?" "Not a word." "I wrote them again last week but have had no reply." "Strange." "No news." "No social invitations." " I believe it's a boycott." " Why?" "It could be something you said." "Your interview with the press was rather political." "You mentioned your atomic plans would revolutionize modern life and bring about a utopia." "What's wrong with that?" "Well, at the moment, everyone's in such a state of hysteria that such talk as utopia terrifies them." "I never heard such nonsense." "What's that?" "Might be news from the Atomic Commission!" "No, it's the hotel bill." "I know the envelope, they've sent it 5 times." "How much do we owe them?" "$11,000." "Isn't that exorbitant?" "Well, we've been here 6 weeks." "It also includes $3,000 you've had in cash." "How much have we left?" "Not a penny, Sir." "Too bad we didn't accept those TV offers." "I think we should move to a cheaper hotel." "No, it's quite comfortable here." "But the atmosphere's becoming frigid." "Even the waiters are getting rude." "I've been trying to get one for 10 minutes." "Would you like some lunch, Sir?" "Something simple." "Caviar, toast and onions." "Caviar?" "Yes, a large tin of it, and chop the onions very fine." "Same for you, Jaume?" "Thank you, Your Majesty, I'll take a ham sandwich and a beer." "And some vodka, on ice!" "Your Majesty!" "What's the meaning of this?" "Pardon me, Sir." "Your Majesty, I've just got to talk to you." "Please, listen first and if you don't like it, throw me out." "Your Majesty, I never take no for an answer." "I have a check for $50,000 from the Royal Crown Whiskey Co." "I know you don't need the dough..." "Be seated, Miss Kay." "Thank you, Sir." "Thank you, Sir." "Your Majesty, here's the proposition." "You're on television, seated in a beautiful baronial hall." "A butler pours you a glass of Royal Crown Whiskey, and with your natural majestic charm you say a few words and drink." "I'm to advertise whiskey?" "I know it's beneath your dignity, but there's $50,000 in there." "If you don't want the money you can give it to charity." "That's a peach of an idea, that charity angle!" "We'll advertise it in all the papers." "I don't think it becomes His Majesty to advertise his charitable donations." "Personally I think it's most distasteful." "OK King, you're the doctor!" "About the payment, when do we..." "On signing the contract." "Jaume, attend to that matter at once." "Then it's a deal?" "Great!" "Take him to the studios, get him mugged." "We want pictures." "Lots of dignity." "Say, you haven't got your crown with you?" "Under no circumstances will I wear my crown." "OK King, you're the doctor!" "Herbert, a little to the right." "May I suggest holding your glass to one side?" "It's hiding your face." "There's a shadow." "Now one without the glass." "Herbert, bring up a dozen colored plates." "You're really photogenic." "You still want to beguile me?" "But I mean it." "You fooled me once." "And you've never forgiven me?" "You're nothing but a delusion and a snare." "I'm not really." "This is my revenge!" "Do you want the large..." "Oh, excuse me!" "Yes, Herbert, what is it?" "Do you want the large colored plates or the three-quarters?" "The large ones." "No, you'd better stay here!" "Go ahead, get the large size." "He's gone?" "I want you to look handsome, honey." "Good luck." "He's ready!" "All right, let's have one more rehearsal." "Now remember King, give it that majestic stuff." " You ready, butler?" " Go ahead!" "Your Royal Crown Whiskey, Sir." "Thank you, Melrose." "Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy." "I know it, Sir." "Your Gracious Majesty is never without it." " I don't like that last line." " Right, it might get a laugh." "Cut that last line." "From your line please, King." "Thank you, Melrose." "Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy." "I know it, Sir." "That too can get a laugh." "Don't emphasize it, say it lightly:" ""I know it, Sir"." "Thank you, Melrose." "Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy." "I know it, Sir." "Cut it out entirely." "Just nod." "Your health, Melrose!" "What a flavor!" "So strong, yet so mild." "So caressing as it slips down the throat." "Then comes that warm afterglow that energizes and exudes goodwill." "That's why I like Royal Crown Whiskey." " How's that?" " Great." "Give me the real whiskey." "Now quiet, everybody." "Wait for the red light, King!" "Your Royal Crown Whiskey, Sir." "Thank you, Melrose." "Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy." " Your health, Melrose." " Thank you, Sir." "Say, what the...?" "Cut it!" "Kill it!" "Cut it!" "Went down the wrong hole!" "What a fiasco!" " What started the coughing?" " The whiskey." "Never tasted such beastly stuff in my life." "In a civilized country we drink wine." "And that abusive Johnson man!" "While I'm choking to death, threatens to sue me!" "Oh well, there's one consolation." "We've got their $50,000." "You've cashed the check, I hope?" " It's the Kay woman again." " Have her come up." "Will you send Miss Kay up, please?" "Wonder what she wants?" "The money back, I suppose." "Oh no, this girl's rather decent." "They're all decent until money's involved." "Not in this case." "This girl's trying to help." "What's her interest in you?" "I'd rather not discuss it." "You might be shocked, or agreeably surprised." "We're in!" "We got 'em rolling!" "Shell Oil, Imperial Tobacco, Lipton's Tea!" "They're all hot." "You can write your own ticket!" "I don't understand." "Neither does anyone, but it's a smash hit!" "Everyone's talking about it." "Talking about what?" "The broadcast!" "It's the biggest laugh on television." "They all figured it was deliberate." "The sponsor thinks it's the most original idea he's ever had." "They're going to give it another nationwide hook-up!" "Hiccup?" "That means you can get another $20,000 extra!" "It's all very bewildering." "I don't understand it." "What's wrong?" "If you're to advertise hormones, you have to look young." "I think we'd better advertise something else." "Of course not, this is a very important contract." "Smile." "No, don't do that." "The chin up." "I know." "All this flabby business here." "What plastic surgery could do for you!" "All that flabby business could be eliminated." " Including the wattles." " Wattles?" "The baggy..." "Under the eyes." "You just don't like me, do you?" "Nonsense!" "A little lift here and there and you'd look quite young." "For instance, all this can be pulled back and eliminated." "Same with the nose." "I don't think I want my nose eliminated." "No silly, but it could be improved." "It should be raised a little." "My nose?" "You'd be surprised the youthful effect it'll give you." "Go like this." "Don't be silly!" "Don't be shy!" "Pull it back." "All back, tight!" "How young you look!" "Yes, but I'm strangling to death." "But what a difference!" "Of course it accentuates the small chin, but that can be built up with paraffin." "How horrible." "If you don't like paraffin, you can have skin grafted from another part of your body." "Don't let's go into that." "But you've got to look attractive for television." "So you don't think I'm attractive?" "I think you're beautiful." "Now to business." "Now let's have a real big smile." "No, no." "That's too much." "Show's the receding gums." "But that too can be fixed." "From another part of my body, I suppose." "Well, you'd be surprised." "I'd rather not think about it." "Gee, I've got an idea." "The before and after effect of taking hormones." "We'll take a picture now with everything sagging, and then another one when you've had your face lifted." "I promise you I can get you another $100,000 extra." "I'll have to think it over." "No, Sir." "Not a stitch showing." "Good!" "Just like a barber's shop." "Now can I take a look?" "Today you can present yourself to everybody." "Good heavens!" "What's that?" "It's a shock at first, but you'll get used to it." "Not that face, never!" "You don't like it?" "What have you done to my nose?" "It's all there, Sir." "We've just raised it slightly." " But the lip?" " I think it's cute." "You like it?" "You look 20 years younger." "For a while you must be careful not to stretch anything." "There's no fear of that." "At least until everything's healed." " But the profile!" " It's very collegiate." "Who is it?" "It's me, Ann." " Heavens alive!" " What is it?" "Your face!" "What have they done to it?" "You don't like it?" "The lip!" "They've shortened it too much." "This is a fine time to tell me." "But you can't appear on television like that!" "I knew it!" "They've taken off too much of my lip." "Don't get excited." "They can put back your lip." "From another part of my body, I suppose?" "No, it can be lowered by letting a pleat out." "Do you think my face is a skirt?" "Smile." "That isn't smiling." "I have to be careful not to stretch anything." "You don't have to be that careful." "Yes I do." "It's all tucked up behind the ears." "That shouldn't bother you." "Laugh!" "My dear, that isn't laughing." "Laugh naturally." "I'm laughing naturally." "But that isn't natural, what you're doing." "Now you're making me self-conscious." "Laugh freely." "Don't be afraid." "I'm not afraid." "Besides there's very little to laugh at." "In fact, there's nothing to laugh at." "Good evening, Miss Kay." "The man's a complete ass." "Frankly, I'm beginning to like it." "Sorry, Sir." "It was the first shock at seeing you." "Evidently you don't like it." " I suppose I'll get used to it." " Well, I won't." "It's all very depressing." "Don't be depressed." "We'll go out tonight, that'll cheer you up." "Nothing will cheer me up." "Now that it's ended" "The romance is over" "The passion is gone" "Like the wind" "And the rain" "Gone are the joys" "Of our madness" "But the sadness" "Goes on and on" "Like an old-fashioned song" "When I dream..." "My lips won't meet." "I can't even drink through a straw." "Don't worry, you'll get used to it." "I can't pronounce my P's or my M's." "It's terrible." "I'm so depressed." "Stop thinking about yourself!" "There are two comedians on next." "They're very funny." "I'm in no mood for anything funny." "A laugh will do you good." "The doctor said I'm not to laugh." "I might split something." "What's wrong?" "I've come undone!" " What?" " It's all slipped." " Let me have a look!" " No, no." "Never!" "No, Sir." "Not a scar." "Good." "It's all my own original face." "Every bit of it, Sir." "This isn't from another part of my body, I hope?" "No, Sir." "I even like my wattles." " What do you think?" " Frankly, I liked the other face." "Well, I don't." "To me, it was more youthful." "What do you think?" "Cute." "You look 10 years younger." "Thank you." " Send the bill to the hotel." " I'll do that, Sir." " My overcoat." " It'll be in the waiting room, Sir." "This way, Sir." "Hi, King!" "Don't you remember me?" "I do, the most obnoxious brat I've ever met." "That's too bad, but I don't feel that way about you." "Oh, you don't?" "We might have argued, but I thought our talk was stimulating." "What are you doing out in this weather?" "Taking a vacation." "You look it." "Why aren't you at school?" "I've graduated." "Why, you're shivering and blue!" "Your clothes are sopping wet." "Don't worry, I'm OK." "You'd better come along with me." "You won't give me over to the cops?" " Of course not." " You promise?" "Come along before you catch your death of cold." "This way, boy." "This way." "First thing is to take off your wet clothes and get into a hot bath before you catch pneumonia." "Come on, straight forward here." "Right on through." "Into the bathroom." "This way." "Sit down and get your clothes off." "Are you hungry?" "Good." "Jaume, order some hot soup and chicken sandwiches." "For one?" "Room service, please." "We'd like some hot soup and chicken sandwiches for one." "Yes, thank you." "But Your Majesty, I don't understand." "This is the brat I told you about." "Obnoxious, offensive, but a genius." "I still don't know what it's all about." "Neither do I, but I intend to find out." "Stop dallying, young man!" "When you're through taking a bath, put on these things." "That's the idea." "Hurry up, get in there." "Now, are you warm?" "Just peachy." "Now young man, I want the truth." "How is it you're in this condition?" " I ran away from school." " Why?" "They want to question me." " What about?" " My folks." "What have they done?" "Nothing but maintain their constitutional rights, as any red-blooded American would do." "Enough, enough." "The moment you put him in a hot bath, he gets red-blooded." "Your Majesty, may I have a word with you alone?" "Hurry up out of that bath, put on these things and come into the room." "What are you going to do with this boy?" "Let him stay here till his clothes dry." "You have a broadcast in 20 minutes." "You cannot leave him alone here!" "Why?" "He's run away from school." "His parents are in trouble." "It's quite obvious what they are!" " Communists?" " Precisely." "So what?" "But you cannot afford to be involved in such a situation." "Should the boy freeze to death just because his parents are communists?" "What if they are communists?" "Are we to send him into the street in wet clothes?" "At least we can wait till they're dry." "Jaume, what are you looking for?" "Dictaphones!" "You've been here too long." "Next thing you'll be saying the boy's a communist." "You can't be too sure of anyone." "Gee, these are swell!" "Sit in that chair, boy." "Food will be here in a moment." "Now..." "Tell me, are you a communist?" "Yes Sir, I am." "I thought you disliked all forms of government?" "I do, but I'm so sick and tired of people asking me if I'm this or that." "So then if it pleases everybody, I'm a communist." "Boy, bring that chair up to the table." "Hot soup and chicken sandwiches, Sir." "Sign the check, Jaume." "Is His Majesty King Shahdov there?" "No, he's gone out." "Have you any idea when he will return?" "He left an hour ago." "He should be back any moment." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Telegram for His Majesty!" "There's a strange kid in that apartment." "I've never seen him before." "Who are you, son?" "Me?" "Who are you?" "I'm the house detective." "What are you doing here?" "Waiting." "Waiting for who?" "My uncle." "Your uncle?" "Hi, Uncle." "This is the house detective." "Pardon me, Sir." "I didn't realize he was your nephew." "Just checking up." "Quite so." "Well, Your Highness?" "I'm sorry, Sir." "Explain yourself!" "Well, he came in and wanted to know what I was doing and when he said he was a cop, I got scared." "So I said I was waiting for my uncle and then you came in." "Why pick on me for your uncle?" "You were the only one around." "Thank you." "The weather seems to be clearing up, so our friend can be on his way." " Meet Prince Rupert." " What?" "Been telling the house detective I'm his uncle." "I knew something like this would happen." "I'm sorry." "I'll go." "Don't be foolish, your clothes are still wet." "Jaume, you'd better buy him some new ones." "Three gentlemen from where?" "The Atomic Commission?" "I can't hear." "They're leaving Washington today?" "They're on their way!" "We're cut off." "They said they're leaving today or they're on their way." "It was a bad connection." "If they're on their way we'd better get the plans." "Right, it requires both our signatures." "Oh, the boy!" "We'll discuss that." "We'll get him some clothes." "Then we'll be rid of him?" "Of course." "He'll be gone hours before they get here." "I'm sure His Majesty's in." "He was a moment ago." "This way gentlemen, please." "Kindly be seated." "Good afternoon." "Is His Majesty in?" "He just left." "I believe I'm addressing the King's nephew, am I not?" "I thought so." "That's what I just heard." "The King's nephew." "Well, indeed!" "This is an unexpected pleasure." "Have you any idea, Sir, when His Majesty will return?" "He said he was going to the bank to get some plans." "Then we'll wait." "I'll leave you gentlemen with His Royal Highness." "Your Highness, is this your first visit to our country?" "Oh no, I've been here a long time." "Practically all my life." "Is that so?" "Sounds like a real American boy, don't he?" "He sure does." "Do you go to school here?" "Yeah, in Brooklyn." "Brooklyn!" "So your daddy wants you to have an American education?" "Well, you see, my father don't believe in this King business, so he changed his name and came to live in Brooklyn." "That's where he met my mother." "She didn't know he was a Prince." "She just thought he was an ordinary emigrant, but she loved him, so she married him." "That's how I was born." "That's how the King became my uncle." "But my uncle don't speak to my father because they always quarrel." "One time they were going to fight a duel." "That's why my father came to America, to give air and sunlight to his thoughts." "The land of the free and the home of the brave was his inspiration." "But today that freedom is threatened." "Committees are searching men's minds, controlling their thoughts." "And those who have the courage to stand up are boycotted, lose their jobs and are left to starve." "Say, what the...?" "They are condemned without trial." "Look here, young man!" "Such procedure debases the legality of our courts, which says that no state may deprive any person of life, liberty, freedom of speech, without due process of law!" "This will about fit him." "Put this with the other things." "Rather fun." "We don't want the Commission to arrive while that boy's there." "Hurry up, please!" " Scandalous!" " Outrageous!" "These investigations, Sir, are necessary when our security is threatened." "With the hydrogen bomb you have no security." "Why, that's communist talk!" "Only with world cooperation and understanding are we secure." "If you were older, Sir, I'd report you to the authorities." "All right, report me!" "Make me give names!" "Make a sniveling stool pigeon out of me!" "Brainwash me!" "But you can't." "They couldn't brainwash the signers of the Declaration of Independence!" "And you can't brainwash me." "Nobody wants to brainwash you." "Enough!" "Excuse me, gentlemen." " I can't take it!" " You'll take it all right." "These bigoted bombastic people look as if they're going to explode!" "I'm sorry, gentlemen, for this unfortunate occurrence." "Fits well." "Tell me, whatever started the argument?" "I don't know." "I just get going and I can't stop." "You think too much." "I can't help it." "You should play more." "Who can I play with?" "Haven't you any friends your age?" "They bore me." "Why?" "All they think about is Superman, cowboys." " What's the matter with that?" " I hate Superman." "You hate a lot of things, don't you?" "I don't hate you." "Nevertheless, you must return to your school." "You can't stay here." "Especially as Prince Rupert." "I had to tell those gentlemen the truth." "You didn't tell them my name." "I don't know your name." "Yes you do, Rupert." " Rupert what?" " Macabee." "Macabee!" "A Scot!" "No wonder you're a non-conformist." " Is that your move?" " There's no other move." "Very well." "Set them up." "We'll play again." "Where's Mr. Jaume?" "He went down to the bank with the plans." "Were the gentlemen interested?" "They say they have similar plans of their own." "This is another televised recording of the investigation of the Congressional Committee on Un-American Activities going on in the Federal Building downtown New York City." "They'll expose communism in all branches of American institutions." "The Committee has already questioned scientists, educators, churchmen, writers and actors." "But first a glimpse of the humorous side." "The investigators indulge in a Hollywood touch, to make themselves photogenic before appearing on television." "And now for a more serious aspect." "The actual investigation in progress." "The chairman is questioning a witness." "Raise your right hand." "Do you swear to tell the truth?" "I do." " State your name." " James Durkin." " Profession?" " School teacher." "Mr Durkin, were you ever a member of the Communist Party?" "I was, Sir." "I joined the Communist Party in 1940, resigned in 1950." "In 1940 did you meet Mr and Mrs Macabee, school teachers?" "I did, Sir." "Mr and Mrs Macabee, stand up." "Take a look at this man and woman." "Are they the same Macabees that you met in 1940?" "They are, Sir." "To the best of your recollection, were they at that time members of the Communist Party?" "They were, Sir." "That's all, Mr Durkin." "Mr Macabee will now take the witness stand." "On the witness stand, Macabee admitted he had been a communist, but had resigned 5 years ago." "When asked to give information about other party members," "Macabee refused to answer." "Mr Macabee, if you don't answer you'll be charged with contempt." "I will answer any questions concerning myself, but it is against my conscience to give names or to inform on other people." "This Committee cites witness for contempt of Congress." "Remove him." "I charge this committee with fomenting a cold civil war of hate..." "James Macabee now faces contempt charges." "If convicted he'll receive a minimum sentence of 1 year per charge." "KXPA now returns you to popular music from the hit parade." "There there, Rupert." "Here, take this." "What shall I do?" "Staying away from school won't help now." "Supposing I take you back in my car?" "Then tomorrow I'll come visit you." " You promise?" " I promise." "My name's Ulrich, Sir." "United States Marshal." "What can I do for you?" "I'm looking for Rupert Macabee, Sir." " Come in." " Thank you, Sir." "So there you are!" "What is it, Marshal?" "He's just missing from school and I've come to take him back." "Supposing I save you the trouble and take him back myself?" "I'd like to oblige, Sir, but we have our orders." " Would you like me to come along?" " I'll be OK, Sir." "Sure he will, we're not going to eat him." "Remember what you promised?" "I do." "I'll be along tomorrow." "All right son, let's go." "Just a minute!" "Here's the rest of your apparel." " Here's your overcoat." " I'll take the rest, Sir." "Thank you." "There." "Thank you, Sir." "All right, son." "Thanks." "For everything." "What's the line up for the news?" "Mr and Mrs Macabee have just been cited for contempt of congress." "Who cares about schoolteachers?" "And their 10 year-old son has just been found." "That won't set the world on fire either." "He was picked up in King Shahdov's suite at the Ritz." "Wait a minute!" "Yeah, we got something there!" "Will that be all, Sir?" " Some hot water." " Sorry, Sir." "I have a strange feeling I'm being followed." "It's your imagination." "I hope so." "Where's the boy?" "He's gone." "A U.S. Marshal called for him." " Here?" " Yes, here." "Sit down and have some tea." "Dear, dear." "I wish this hadn't happened." " Why?" " To be arrested here!" "He wasn't arrested." "The newspapers will make an ugly story of it." "What do they know?" "They know everything." "They may be listening now." "You're being slightly hysterical." "There, you see!" "I've made a complete ass of myself." "I'm sorry." "I'm not an alarmist, but if the newspapers find out that boy was here..." " What time is it?" " 5 o'clock." "Turn on the radio." "We're just in time for the news." "Good afternoon, Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea." "Rupert Macabee, son of the schoolteachers charged with contempt of congress, was picked up at the Ritz where he's been hiding since his disappearance." "Sensational developments since the boy's arrest involve a dethroned monarch said to be paid by communists." "Latest developments uncovered an international atomic spy ring." "This reporter, in cooperation with our secret agents, are following clues to bring these foreign conspirators to justice." "Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" "The whole thing is too silly for words." "Royal Communist!" "The expression is a reductio ad absurdam." "Jaume, you're nervous." "Let me do that." "Of course you are." "You don't know what you're doing." " Sugar?" " T... t... two." " You're stuttering." " M... m... me?" "Hot water, Sir." "Come in!" "We'd better call up Green, the lawyer." "Plaza?" "72038 please." "Is that A.P. Green's law office?" "Mr Green?" "Just a moment please." "His Majesty wants to speak to you." "Mr Green on the phone." "There's a man outside." "This is King Shahdov." "Don't say too much over the phone." "Then you've heard the news?" "Yes." "You'd better come right away." "I see." "Be careful not to be served with any papers." "I don't want you subpoenaed until you've seen me." "Right-o!" " We must leave right away." " Very well." " Is the coast clear?" " He's still there." "I might try the fire escape." "I have an idea." "You wear my hat and I'll wear yours." "He'll follow me and that will give you a chance to get away." "Now wait a moment." "I'm all confused." "Who am I?" "You're me and I'm you." "We just exchange hats." "Ah, very good!" "Here." "Do I look like that?" " Who is it?" " It's me, Ann." "Open the door." "Did you hear that broadcast?" "Yes, we're on our way to see a lawyer." "That makes my American blood boil!" "There's a man outside waiting to subpoena me." "Don't worry about that." "I'll take care of him." "I'll go out first, hold him in conversation, then you can get away." "Good!" "Go ahead!" "Well, if it isn't Harry!" " My name's not Harry." " What is it?" " Irving." " Of course, Irving!" "Well, how are you?" "I don't know you." "Don't be silly." "Take off your glasses." "Stop, just a minute!" "Can I have your autograph, please?" "All right." "Come on out." "Hurry up, please." "One at a time, please." "All right, all right." "Your Majesty, King Shahdov?" "All right." "There you are." "That's OK, you can keep that." "Don't be afraid son." "There's nothing to fear." "We're here to ask you to help your parents." "All we want is the names of some of their friends." "If you give us this information, we'll do all we can to help your parents." "Your Majesty, first and foremost, you must stand on your rights and demand immunity on the ground of your Royal Prerogative." "Immunity from what?" "That I don't know, but I intend to find out." "But if they put the $64 question to you, as to if you are, or ever have been a communist, then again you must stand on your Royal Prerogative." "But that question is absurd." "There are many things absurd these days..." "We mustn't be late, or they'll hold us for contempt." "Please Your Majesty, we must hurry!" "This is the express." "Wait!" "I forgot my briefcase." "You go ahead." "I'll follow in a taxi." "You mustn't be late!" "Watch your step." "Move to the back of the car please." "Say!" "Main floor." "Everybody out." "I'm in a bit of a fix here." "How'd you get mixed up in the first place?" "It's my business." "You're not supposed to play with the fire hose!" "I'll try to get you loose." "Pick your foot up." "I guess we'll have to let a little more down." "Put your head through here." "Now give me your arm." "Try and bring the arm around this way." "No, my cane's in the way." "Wait, give me the cane." "What are you doing?" "Look, you'll have to..." "Give me the nozzle." "I can't give you the nozzle." "My finger's in it." "My dear man!" "Give me your arm." "You can't do that!" "You'd better figure it out." "I've got to run the elevator." "Goodbye brother." "I've got to go." "What's happened?" "It's too complicated to explain." "He put his finger in the nozzle and can't take it out." "Good heavens!" "We're going to be late." "Can't you hurry?" "Are you nuts?" "Turn around." "Don't pull on that!" "Here, let me loosen it." "Main floor." "Everybody out." "I got it." "Now pick your foot up." "Haven't you two solved that problem yet?" "You're going to have to take another ride." " Just a minute, please." " I can't wait." "We'll take the hose with us." "You can't do that!" "It belongs to the Fire Department." "What do you expect us to do?" " You can't do that!" " We'll bring it back." " Where's your car?" " You said you'd bring yours!" "I forgot." "Taxi!" "See how lucky we are?" "Don't let 'em give you contempt, whatever you do!" "I don't want you to get contempt!" "Igor Shahdov of Estrovia!" "Raise your right hand." "Do you swear to tell the truth?" "It's a fire!" "Sound the alarm, quick!" "What is this nonsense?" "I had my finger stuck in the hose and had to bring it." "Committee cites this witness for contempt." "That's very un-sportsmanlike!" "All these for the plane?" "Yes." "The trunks are to go by freight." "Miss Kay is on her way up." "Remember Sir, you haven't much time if you want to visit that boy." "Good morning." "I've come to say goodbye." "I'd come to the airport but I've a broadcast." "Who gave you this?" "I beg your pardon?" "Jaume, will you go downstairs and pay the bill?" "It's already paid, Your Majesty." " Then pay it again." " Oh, of course, yes." "I hate to see you go." "Why don't you stay?" "It's too crazy here." "Don't judge by what's going on today." "It's a passing phase." "Very soon it'll all be over." "Quite so." "In the meantime, I'll sit it out in Europe." "That Committee affair has made you the most popular man in America." "From now on you can write your own ticket." "I've bought it." "Back to the Continent." "Telegram, Sir." "It's all right, Sir." "Everything's being looked after." "Excuse me!" "From the Queen." "She's decided not to get a divorce." "Well, aren't you happy?" "I don't know." "Maybe." " Where is she?" " Paris." "Then why don't you stay and have her over?" "With you around?" "Oh honey, you know we don't mean that much to each other." "There you go, giving me another complex." "You must leave immediately if you're to visit that boy's school." "Very well." "Goodbye, Ann." "Take care of yourself." "You know I'm very, very fond of you." "I'm going to miss you, honey." "If I were only 20 years younger!" "You'd better get back to your Queen!" "Come on, you'll be late." "Don't forget your hat!" "This way, Your Majesty." "How do you do, Sir." "Won't you sit down?" "Will you have the boy brought in?" "How is the little fellow?" "He's been through quite an ordeal, poor chap, but he's doing better now his parents are out of jail." "But I thought they were sentenced to 2 years?" "They were." "But the Committee recommended a suspended sentence so now they're free." "Indeed?" "And they can thank the boy for that." "The parents were foolish, stubborn, protecting others." "Fortunately, the boy cooperated." "Cooperated?" "It's been a happy solution all round." "I see." "Here he is!" "Rupert, there's someone here to see you." "Hello, Rupert." "I brought you some toys and one or two things I thought might amuse you." "He looks pretty good, don't you think?" "We still have our moods and doubts, don't we Rupert?" "But I keep telling him he has nothing to worry about." "We consider Rupert a hero and a real patriot." "We're all very proud of him here." "Now come, Rupert." "I thought we were all over this." "Cheer up, Rupert." "When all this hysteria is over," "I'll have you and your family come and visit me." " You promise?" " I promise." "Poor little fellow, I think a trip would do him good." "But of course, there are complications." "Well, let's hope they'll soon be over." "I hope so too, Sir." "We all hope." "This is nothing to worry about." "Subtitles:" "Sionann O'Neill" "Subtitling:" "TVS" " TITRA FILM"

"You're on WMPW Bard College radio." "Guys, why don't you introduce yourselves to our listeners?" "My name's Travis, I play guitar." "I'm Barry, I play the drums." "My name is Anna and I sing." "So tell me." "How did the band meet?" "I closed my eyes and I imagined this ray of light." "Shut up." "Well, believe it or not, we were all born in the same week." "So Travis and I were really drunk celebrating our birthday." "And we run... we run into Anna really drunk celebrating her birthday." "So wasted." "Improvising song after song." "Yes." "So, um, where do you see yourselves down the road?" "Where do you see yourselves 10 years from now?" "Uh, I really think we keep doing what we're doing." "Working hard, making the right choices, and we'll be doing huge things in 10 years." "I... feel like we're on a path." "If it has some twists and turns or whatever, we're gonna make it happen." "Wait, I got your crystal ball right here." "It says the road we're on continues." "We'll either be famous or dead." "It'd been six years since any of us had seen one another." "Me and Travis and Anna." "We all went our separate ways, but I promised Travis we'd spend our 30th birthdays together." "For the last week my wife been asking why I travelled halfway across the country to see this guy that I hated." "The truth is, I've never loved anyone more." "For whatever reason our band really meant something to people." "I mean, we had fans." "But in the end it didn't work out, and I always felt a little bit guilty about that." "If I had known Anna was gonna be here this weekend," "I never would have come." "Are you guys, uh, rekindling your thing?" "We never had a thing, man." " So let me guess." "She knows I'm coming?" " Yeah." "Who cares?" " Brilliant." " Let it go." "Be here." "You look good here." "She'd gone on to make something of herself." "She was a star in Europe and in Asia." "But to me, she was just the one who got away." "Anyway." " Wow." "So why did I come back?" "Maybe I just needed to prove to myself I could." "Maybe it's because I made a promise." "Or maybe I was hoping to get a glimpse of the magic again." "You look good." "You look damn good." "You uh, you lost some weight." " Yeah." "Yeah, Julie and I made this plan." "We do a five mile jog before breakfast every day." " Well I'm glad you came out." "I know it's hard to get away." " OK, ready?" " Oh my god." "This is so cool." " Oh, eh." " At least one of us made it, right?" " I haven't exactly made it, but..." " Ah, I think there's a half a million YouTube viewers that would disagree." " People will come up to her in the streets singing her songs." " Well how do you leave all your adoring fans?" " It was time." " See that?" "That's where I'm taking you tonight." " What's over there?" " You'll see." " He's still limping." "You did all you could." " Yeah." "I really missed you guys," " Yes, indeed." " Well said, brother." " Hear, hear." " Man, I haven't had food- food in forever." " What do you mean food- food?" " I mean, last year I decided no more sauces." " Come on, you're from Kansas." "You can't betray your roots." "A man needs steak sauce." " I figure, why dump liquid all over your food?" " Hm." "Taste?" "Taste." " Taste." "Gonna go with that." " There's a taste, would be another reason." "Oh, in Cambodia they've got this fish sauce that they put on everything." "It's amazing." "Very hot and it makes your tongue feel like it's disintegrating." " Wow." "Yeah." " God, you've been everywhere." " Mm- hmm." " The only traveling I do is for work or a wedding." "At least I'm building up frequent flyer miles." " Mm!" "Me too." "Yeah." " What's yours?" " Um, a little thing called Premier." " Mm, Premier Exec." "I should have known that." " You gotta earn the unlimited domestic upgrades." " I can see that." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, this is great." "The best is the story of when I got it." "I was this close, and I realized it at work." "And all of a sudden I just got up from my desk and flew to Seattle for lunch and back just to earn my status." " The fuck am I sitting here with?" "Barry, that was fucking great, man." "You liked when I softened up at the end of the verse?" "Yes!" "That was genius." "All right." "Hold on, hold on." "I gotta write this down." "No, let's just do it again." "Don't write the fucker down." "Let's do it again, come on." "Give me the ball." "I've been in the grip of love." "Intimately acquainted with T" " Rex." "So dive into a deed." "I've been fed up." "I mean, I've had enough terrors in my sleep." "You're the only one I need." "BARRY AND ANNA (ON Then that soft wind hits me from the south." "Oh, how I..." "So I was going across camps." "I see this guy with his piercing blue eyes." "He's got the frosted tips." "OK." "He's got a lot of gel in it." "It's looking like a real, you know, a douche bag." " Aw." " And I said to myself, Anna, you must know this man." " He was the scholarship kid." "He was dropping $50 on a hair stylist." "That's a tool." "Every girl wanted to be with you and every guy wanted to be you." "And we got high just being around you." " Yeah, that's because I gave you drugs." " That's true." "Speaking of which, um, hello?" "No." " We met that day too." " You weren't there." " I guess my first impressions don't set rivers on fire, but I'm a slow boil." "Come on, I was sexy, right?" "Say yes." " Yes." " Tonight is all about you, dude." "Happy birthday." "It's you're night." "Hehe." " Tomorrow Anna." " What about you?" " No, I'm good." "You guys coming out here is plenty for me." " Oh, that is some regal shit." "Cheers." " I'm here." " All right, check this out." " What is it?" "No way." " Oh, man." " Looks like you're about to tell him a secret to the universe." " I'm still waiting for that one." " Yeah." "That's later." "So I'm 5, maybe 6, and I go into the school bathroom." "And I see a perfect pile of clothing." "There's Velcro shoes at the bottom with these socks tucked neatly inside." "There were sweat pants folded on top, military style." "And on top of it all?" "A t- shirt." "And then I realized, this kid takes shits completely naked." "So I got..." "I figured I got to get to know this kid." "This kid... this is an interesting kid." "A couple days later, I see him out in the playground and he's being chased by the asshole kid." "What'd call himself?" "Skeletor?" "Harassing him with this plastic crossbow." "And I wait for the right time, and they come around." "I go whack!" " Whoa." " Knock him on his ass." "I stand over him, I point to Barry, and I say, that's my best friend." "OK?" "I didn't even know your name." "Wait just one second." "This is great." "We go on this school trip to DC, right?" "And everybody knows Bareman." "He's like the horniest guy in school, right?" "So he whacks it 4 times, 5 times a day, something like that?" "And we're all staying together." "And so, you know, he's got to hold off." "And he's just getting angrier and angrier the whole trip." "I was like, Barry, what are you so... why are you so upset?" "He's like, oh man, I'm just so horny." "When I get home, I could whack it to anything." "And I'm like, anything?" "You could whack to anything, Bareman?" "Like anything?" "Yeah, I could whack it anything." "I..." "I could what it to a... and I don't even know where he got this..." "I could whack it to a golden fucking" " Gold... a golden cube." "A golden cube." "A what?" " Can I please take over the story here?" "A golden cube because it's floating in space and it's" "It's devoid of any sexuality." "It's a competitive challenge." "Yeah." " He didn't make that clear." " Wow." " So I get home, I lay on my bed, and I focus." "And I'm picturing this gold cube floating in space." " And then I think of Stacy Carter." " Or some other hot chick." "And I stop." "I become fully flaccid." "Start from scratch, and I do it again." "And I did it." " You did." " We don't know if you did it." "Nobody knows if you did it." "How do you prove that?" "How do you prove that..." " I guess you just have to trust my word." " Hey, here's to being pathologically honest." " Pathologically honest Barry." " Shh, you be quiet." "Shut up." "Get in my mouth." " Uh, happy birthday to us, right?" " To you." "Me." " Ha... happy birthday." "That's my terrible birthday song." " Yeah, you killed it." "Look, I need more booze." " This is giving me anxiety." " Shh, make a wish." "Nice." " It's almost time." "For what?" " I forget how many there are." " Come on, brown eyes." " OK." " This cave, it's not just a cave." "Shh." "People have been coming here for centuries." "I saw a pack of coyotes standing where you are." "Staring in." "You go into the cave, your deepest desire comes true." " Does that mean there's like a genie that's in a bottle in there?" " No, no." "None of that genie shit." "See, genies, they give you what you want." "This cave knows what you need." " I think I'd rather have the genie in the bottle." " I think you'd just like anything that's in a bottle." " Shut up." " You." "Go in." " Oh, come on, Travis." "Please." "Come on." "We see it." " Go in." "You scared?" " Yes." "Going in." " No." "OK, all right." " It's so narrow." "Have you been in there?" "What's that dripping sound?" "OK." " Are you OK?" " Uh- huh." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Bet that's good for the property value, huh?" "Magical cave." "You should go in, Barry." "It's fun." " OK." "That's uh, pretty cool." " Yeah?" "Cool." " Should we, uh?" "You're not going in?" " No, no." " Travis." " You're doing better than I thought." "He took us to this magical cave." "No, we didn't do drugs." "I promise." "It was my monster." "Mm." "Good night." " Got everything you need?" " Um, heh." "Yeah." "Um." " I love you, Bareman." " Hm?" " I love you, Bareman." " Uh." "Good night, dude." " I said I love you." "I love you, Bareman." "I love you, Bareman." " I love you too, man." " All right." "All right." " Anna?" " Hey." " You OK?" "Sorry, it was just a bad dream." "You just got startled." " What's going on?" " Just a bad dream." "Just, screaming." " What kind of dream?" " It's nothing." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Good night." " Oh." " Hey!" "No!" " I'm just checking out the latest from the new world." " Travis." " Oh." "Ah, you even sleep with this thing?" " It's not funny." " You must be hooked." "Don't stay up too late." " Shit." " Look, I'm figuring it out." "Yes." "Soon, OK?" "OK." "I love you too." " Be nice to me now." "I'm a cripple." " Got it?" "Got it!" "Yeah!" "Still got it!" " See that?" " Yeah?" " You uh, you just check out his patented I mean business mode." "He pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose when he's about to kick it into another gear." "Ready, Bareman?" " Ready!" " Yeah." "Another friend decided to come." "She's got the bedroom." "Anna." "It's a surprise for me too." "OK." "Yes, I took my jog." "It was gorgeous." "Come on." " You know, I pictured you out here." " Oh, yeah?" "Is that what you imagined?" " You know, we need a guitarist." " You're playing with some good musicians." " Ah, yes." "They're good." "We need a wild man." "It'd be like old times." "Except now you're a silver fox." " Can you believe Bareman's jogging?" "Ooh." " Yeah." " Ooh." "You've got the numbers all colored in your head." "You can't resist because my love's got a half a life." "One by one is seven, seven times." "And the dealer whispers into your ear, you better bet it all." "Ooh." "You do the long division in your head." "You can't resist because my love's got a half a life." "And you have carried the ones who remained too long." "And the sphere whispers in your ear, you better bet it all, you better bet it all." "Ooh." "Shit, what's the bridge?" " We never found it." " Really?" " Yeah." " Shit." "I know." "I know we said no gifts, but I really couldn't help myself." " Ah, yes!" "Cool." " Nice, thank you." " Try it on." "I think I got the right size." " Dude, you look great." " It's jogging, dude." "Yeah, you look good." " Feels good." " It fits." "I love it." "Open yours." " Yeah." "Yeah." " I couldn't stand the idea of you having all these songs stuck in your head." "So... wanted you to be able to record them." " Thanks." " Mm- hmm." " When I was out there on the road, everything felt like a dream." "It's just felt so unreal." "And then when I got back, it was like everything was too real." "I feel..." "I feel like I have to choose a path." "And even if I don't choose a path, you know, that's... that's like choosing a path." "So no matter what..." "Exactly." "It's kind of startling how similar it is to what I've been thinking about the last few years." " Yeah." "Yeah." " You were saying?" " Oh." "I'm..." "I'm just saying that I feel the... the pressure of choosing a path, you know?" "But I want it to be the right one." "I know we're all, you know, we're super busy." "And we really screwed each other over a lot, but... fuck," "I miss you guys." " Yeah." " Yeah, yeah." " Yeah." " Yeah." " I want to know what Barry's thinking." "What are you thinking, Barry?" " Uh, I don't know." "Uh, we've got to stay friends for sure." " Nah, I mean in general." "What are you hoping for?" " Uh, I don't know." "I feel lucky." " Really, that's all?" "It's not... nothing else?" " Well, I mean, I guess there's things that I will want." "But right now, basically, I've got it." "And honestly what's cool is this stability." " Ah." " And the best part about it is this sense of independence." " Being a tax attorney gives you a sense of independence?" " OK, sure." "I have partners looking over my shoulder and I'm super busy." "But I get my work done, I put in my hours, and everything's..." "everything's under control." "It's, um... to me that's independence." "Look, there are a lot of paths out there, and that can be paralyzing." "And I'm just happy I found the right one." " You are impressive, you know that?" "I get needing to make a living." "I do, I get it." "It's just the way you embrace the whole thing as the one and only path." " I didn't say that." " Yeah, you kind of said that." " Nah, it's really..." "it's impressive." "It really is." " OK." " Here's how I see it." "You got a bag of marbles in front of you and you reach into the bag." "And you're thinking, man, I'd like a blue marble." "A blue marble would be great." "I really want blue." "You reach in that bag and you pull it out." "Bam, red." "And you're like, well that's red." "That's not blue, I really wanted blue." "But you know what?" "Red's OK." "Yeah, no, red's good, red's good." "Red's just fine." "I reach into that bag." "I'm looking for the shiny marble, man." "I'm looking for the shiniest marble in there." "If I miss it, I reach for it again, and I reach for it again, because I'm going to get that fucker." "Maybe you just passed up a bunch of perfectly good models because it's not exactly what you pictured." " OK." "Now we're talking, all right." " Whatever." "I didn't mean that." " No, I think it's the first thing you met all weekend." "Hey, maybe you're right." "Maybe if we went with the jackass manager, it would have been our ticket." " That jackass manager?" "He's worked with some serious bands." "Have you... have you seen what he's done for Marvin Taylor's band?" "Or the Resistance?" "You mean the Connecticut suburbanites who, uh, think they're Che Guevara." "Well, they're still together." " They do suck." " They do suck." "They suck." "They sit there signing about le revolution with a wink, and a smile, and their cocks in their hand." " Well, they put out another album, so." " Good for those clowns." "I'm happy for them." "It makes me feel like anything's possible." " I'm just saying they make a living." " And I'm just saying I don't want to hear about it." " No... do you..." " Can..." "Don't." "Do you know how hard Anna worked to get us hooked up?" "Do you have any idea?" " Yeah, she pounded the pavement." " No, no you don't get it, OK?" "She worked her ass off because we had a chance." " A chance?" " Yes." "... - what?" "The guy would have watered down our sound before we even knew what our sound was." " You... you don't have a sound if you can't pay your rent." " You compromise one thing, you compromise everything, man." "The great bands?" "The really great bands?" "They struggle." "But I don't think you have that in your DNA." " What is with your mixed metaphors and your... your... your evolutionary bullshit?" "What... what's so bad about being a decent working band?" " I didn't go through all like shit to make something decent." " Look, none of us we're ever going to be John effing Lennon, OK?" "And maybe you're still holding on to that." "And... and while there's something to... to be said about dreams and... and what we're told is children that we can do and achieve anything." "It's also kind of a huge goddamn lie." " So what?" "You've moved on?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "I mean, we gave it a few years, OK?" "I had to find a real profession." " Music's a..." " Thats - real profession." " Look man, if you would have just told us that you were applying to law school." " You would have talked me out of it." " Oh, I'm that convincing?" "Maybe I should have been the fucking lawyer." " It was shitty when you left." "It was." " Excuse me?" "Excuse me for once that I made a decision that was for the benefit of myself." "Barry." " Soaking up the good times." "Thanks for having us, Travis." " You need to do something good, man." "Something real." " Me?" "Me do something real?" "That's actually very funny coming from you." "I'm a productive member of society." "What do you do?" "I'm not some loner losing his mind out in the fucking desert." " I need to tell you something." "Come with me." "My uncle liked to look up at the sky, even then he couldn't take much sun." "He wasn't an easy man." "We understood each other." "When I left New York I..." "I knew I was coming here." "And when I arrived, he'd been expecting me." "He loved listening to me play and I loved watching him listen." "One afternoon I was playing and looked over at him." "And uh, he was just staring up." "Quiet." "Never seen quiet like that before." "I went outside and I burned all my song books and my lyrics." "All that." "I finally had a purpose." "So maybe you're right." "What I've done." "I can't pay my mortgage with it." "It won't get me on any magazine covers." "But helping a man die, what is that worth?" "Is it like a thousand?" "A hundred thousand?" "It's like our jam outside." "You can't put a dollar sign on it." "This place has so much spirit." "It has his blessing." "We start our album here." "Our songs are going to break people wide open, man." " Listen." " I know it's what you want." "You brought the recorder." " Yeah, I mean..." "well..." "I've definitely written some new songs while I've been here." " Yeah." "Yeah, that'd be cool." " I'd be down to try it out." " I was..." "I was thinking we'd do something together." " Or we could start with what we have." " Nah, I was thinking we should start with something new, right?" "New, right?" "What?" " It's always on your terms." "Forget it." " What?" "Whoa, what?" "All of us, together." " This is too much for me." " Too much?" "Too much is a good thing." "I live for too much." "All of us, we're here right now." "The band's together." "This is the band." " No, there's no band." "There's no band, man." "It's not going to be a band again." "Look, I have a home, I have a career, a wife." "This is a fantasy." "This is a fantasy." " Travis." "Travis." "Fuck." "You know what?" "This is my fault." "I said some dumb shit to him." "I... by saying I got him the recorder, and this morning I asked him to play guitar in my band." " Bet that would work out real well." " It would be good for him." " For him, exactly." " You know what, Barry?" "I was in the hospital when he was recovering." "You stopped returning his phone calls." " You left too." "You left the country." " He wouldn't talk to me." " And I need to start my life." "You know something?" "You never even given me a fraction of this concern." " Don't." " What?" " Don't what?" " Barry, you're happy." "You're well adjusted now." " And what's wrong with that?" "Do you know what your problem is, Anna?" "You don't want what's good for you." "And if you were single for longer than a nanosecond, you'd have a little bit of perspective." " You don't really think, do you?" " What about hedge fund guy?" " Oh, Barry." "That guy was a rebound." " How am I supposed to feel about some rich dude tossing you around before you have Olympic sex?" " Who said that?" " You did." " Fuck." " For your information, I've become a pretty good lover." " Nobody's doubting you." "Sing Driftwood for me." "Please." "Sing my song for me." "My only." "Know him a little now." "But it only takes a little for him to break down." "And she's really wanting him more." "Now she can't remember what all these drugs are for." "She only wants sanity." " I think that song's about Travis." " Travis?" "Barry." "Are you good?" "Screw good." "Good doesn't work for you." "Only an asshole can hold your attention longer than two weeks." "It was a mistake." " And then you thought, you know what?" "Maybe I'll start screwing Travis again." "You and him in a bathroom stall while I was waiting for you at Stella's." " Barry, come on." " Even then, I thought, you know what?" "Maybe she's just working something out." "Maybe she just needs the time." " Hey." "Hey, you were like my brother." " I know." "You just want me to grab you like this, right?" "Is this what you wanted?" " I should have grabbed you like this." "Stop fucking laughing at me!" " Stop!" "Because this is what you respond to, right?" "This is what you want?" "You know what I'm going to do." "I know what I'm gonna do." "I'm gonna fuck you like a psychopath." "I'm gonna fuck you so that you forget his name." "I'm gonna fuck you so that - you make song about me." "I'm gonna fuck you so you remember." " Barry, don't." "Barry." "Barry!" " Ah." " You're fucking drunk!" "You go into the cave, your deepest desire comes true." " Ah!" "Hey, Barry." "Are you OK?" "Hello?" " Yeah." "Listen, you're drunk and confused." "I get that, OK?" "OK?" "Night, Barry." " I'm sorry." "It's just a bad dream." "I'm sorry." "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait." "Don't go." "No, don't come in." "Don't come in." "Just stay." "S... stay." " What's the dream?" "Am I doing something awful in it?" "Or is it about him?" " It's... it's about me." "Do you think that Travis went to the cave?" "Do you think it works?" "Everything's going to be OK." " I'll make you eggs in the morning." "Just the way you like them." "Then we'll go home." " Yeah." " Get some sleep." "What are you doing?" " Oh no." "Come here." "Come here." "Right here." "Just... just..." " I'd ruin you." "RADIO INTERVIEWER" "On WMPM Bard College radio." "Guys, why don't you introduce yourselves to us?" "My name's Travis." "I'm Barry." "I play the drums." "And, uh..." "My name's Anna, and I sing." "RADIO INTERVIEWER (ON So tell me, how did the band meet?" "I closed my eyes and I imagined this ray of light." "Shut up." "Well, believe or not, we were all born in the same week." "So Travis and I were really drunk, celebrating our birthday." "And we..." "we run into Anna, really drunk, celebrating her birthday." "So wasted." "I think you..." "Just improvising song and just..." "Yes." "You killed it." "Amazing." "So good." "RADIO INTERVIEWER" "So um, where do you see yourselves down the road?" "Where do you see yourselves 10 years from now?" "Uh, I..." "I really think if we keep doing what we're doing, working hard, making the right choices, and we'll be doing huge things in 10 years." "I feel like we're on a path." "If it has some twists and turns or whatever, we're gonna make it happen." "Wait, I got your crystal ball right here." "It says the road we're on, in 10 years, we'll either be famous or dead." " Hey." "Have you, uh... have you seen my keys anywhere?" "I can't seem to find them." " Can't find my cellphone." " Yeah." "Some night, huh?" " They've gotta be somewhere." " Yo." "Yo, yo, yo." " Did you enjoy your night in the desert?" " Yeah." "It was real nice." "How about your night?" "Barry?" " Yeah." "It was fine." " You got nicked up good there, partner." "How'd it happen?" " An encounter with the uh, counter." " What else you guys do last night?" " We hung out, OK?" " Something wrong, brother?" " I guess the night didn't go as planned." "Things not going according to plan for Barry." "Wow, tell me more." " I thought we came here to hang out." " Hm." "I thought we were being truthful." "Is this what you wanted?" "I should have grabbed you like this." "Stop fucking laughing at me!" "Stop!" "I know what I'm going to do." "Fuck you like a psychopath." " Travis." "Travis, give me that." "Give it to me!" " Enough." " I'd cooled down." "Thought I'd see if you two were getting along." " Oh, you asshole." " You should have told me if you wanted to write the first song together." " Just stop." "Please, stop." "Which one of you is doing that?" " Would you please stop?" " That psychopath line?" "I'm gonna have to use that." "You're fucking drunk!" " You're staying here tonight." "We're making that album." " Jesus Christ." " Where you going?" " Travis." "Travis." "Listen, man." "Look, we're all exhausted." "Let's not be idiots." "Just give me the rest of my shit back." " Stay." " I've got a flight." " I can't just change my flight." " Use your miles." " Oh, come on, man." " I've got work tomorrow." " Julie's expecting me." "She's expecting me to call now." "We talk every morning." " Well, you're going to have to give her the latest update." "Or I can." " Stop!" " Is this your new method of seduction?" "Come on, take a shot, but be careful." "You know who wins a fight, don't you?" "Not the strongest or the tallest." "The craziest." "I got ya beat there." "Although, uh, I think you're catching up pretty quick." "Should I punch him in the other eye or do you think it's just going to turn him on?" " Oof!" "Yeah." "Yeah!" "Woo!" "Barry, that's pure, man." "That is honest, animal rage." "You feel that, Right?" "The three of us, when we're apart, we're just children." "We're making a mess of things." "But together we're like a 90- year- old desert guru." "Nah, fuck that." "It multiplies." "We're 30 times 30 times 30." "What is that, Barry?" " Who cares, man?" " Count it up." "That's 2,700." " It's 27,000." " 2,700 year- old- man." "We're older than Christ." "We're older than Socrates." "We're older than fucking Buddha." "Let's take that right here." "Let's make the album." "Three nights in the desert." " I don't even play anymore, man." " That's great." "That's great." "The nameless is the eternally real." "You... you're making artistic choices, and you don't even know it, man!" " Look, Travis." "Listen, give us our stuff back." "I'll go home." "We'll chalk this whole up thing up to desert fever." "Come on." "And when I get back, I'll call you." "And we'll talk about the idea for the tour." "I..." "I know it's nuts, but the offer still stands." " I don't need a sympathy job." " It's not a sympathy job." "It's a real gig for money." " Anna, I can't." " Wh... why not?" " I don't want to get into it." " Come on, Travis." " Say it." " I don't like you music." "I don't." "You took the stuff we were working on and you... you popped it up." "You put a syncopated dance beat to it." "You sugar coated it." "Digestible." "Not you." "Hey, but it was your big break." "I get it." " You know what?" "You think you're a genius." "You're just talented." "I might not be reinventing the form, but at least I've done something." " You asked me." " This is what you do to your friends?" "What does it take to get your approval, man?" "She nursed you in the hospital for three months after your doped up ass wrapped a car around a tree." " OK." " Her whole album is about you." " I know that." " I'm done." "I want to go home." " Why are you screaming in the night?" " Come on, Travis." "Please, I just want to go home." " I know how powerful it is." "I gave my uncle everything and he showed me that place in return." " Please, I just want to get out of here." " There's plenty of time before your flight, so go back in the cave." "Figure things out." "You know what you need to do." " OK." "OK." " So uh, there's one thing you should know before you go in." "I used your phone to e- mail Julie the recording." "Julie, right?" "No, you didn't." " I'm not joking." " Yes, you are." " No, I'm not." " I am?" " He is." " I think I am." "Confusion, uncertainty." "That's what you need when you go in there." "You got what you wanted the first time." "It's stupid." " What did you see when you went in there?" " Happy?" " Are you?" " I'm swell, partner." " Oh, yeah?" " Then I want you, the pathologically honest, to look us in the eye and tell us that you're completely happy with your life." " OK." " Look at us." " All right, guys." "Listen, I'm happy." "Are you happy?" " Huh?" "Are you happy?" "I'm happy." "Happy, happy, happy." " I'm not happy, but I want you to say that I'm completely happy with my life." " I'm completely happy with my life." "I'm completely happy with my life." "All right, rock wall." "Hi, rock wall." "I'm completely happy with my life." "How are you today?" "Are you happy with your life?" " That's not going to cut it, man." " I'm completely happy with my life." "Better now?" " No?" "This is fucking ridiculous." "You think I don't love Julie." " Are you telling me you never had a doubt?" " What do you know about choices?" "What do you know about marriage or commitment to anything that's actually attainable?" " What about you, man?" "I mean, you could train yourself to want anything." "A golden fucking cube." " That was a joke." " You know what wasn't a joke?" "What happened last night." " OK, I screwed up." "I'm disgusting... and that's something I got to work out within myself." " Barry, I'm not judging you, man." " Do you know why I didn't invite you to my wedding?" "It wasn't because I was afraid you'd make a scene or steal Julie, no." "I was afraid you'd say she's boring because you're so judgmental." "Or you'd say, she's nice." "Or you wouldn't say anything at all." "Because you're so fucking judgmental." "Barry." "I saw the world through your eyes for way too long." "And I made a choice." "I wanted something different for my life." "Man, I get it, you know." "It's biological, I think." "You know, you're... certain point you're supposed to stop hanging out with friends." "Yeah, you're supposed to become a functioning member of society." "You're supposed to churn out babies and punch fucking numbers and ride the train and cash in." "Yeah, baby!" "I get it." " You have no place to go, do you?" "I'm completely happy with you not in my life." " Yeah." " You're an asshole." "Yeah, I'm a fucking asshole." "Anna?" "The world needs fucking assholes!" "Anna, wait." "Anna." "Anna." "Wait, Anna!" " Travis?" " Travis?" "Let me see." " Oh, I'm good." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm good." " It was just what I dreamed." "A cave." "I wanted you to hurt." "I wanted you to hurt like I've hurt." "This is what I wanted." " No." " It is." " No." " It is." " I made it up, OK?" "I made up the whole cave thing." "I thought it'd be cool and mysterious." "I thought it would..." "I thought it would make us miss each other." "Yeah." " I don't care about the cave." "I don't care." "This is what's real." " Anna." " When you were in the hospital recovering, those were the best moments of our relationship." "You looked at me like you needed me." " I need to tell you something." "Both of you." "I tried writing, calling, you were gonna move half way across the country, and uh..." "I was losing it." "Yeah, I was hopped up on pills." "And yeah, it was dark." "But I saw that tree." "I saw it." "It was telling me to hit it." "Hit it and I'd be redeemed." "We'd- we'd all be redeemed." "It was music." "I was listening." "I went for it." "I went for the shiny fucking marble." "I went into it." "I'm sorry." "Back in the day, I thought I was a Jaguar doing 100 down the freeway." "And you, you were a beat up old Toyota not exactly sure where you were heading." "But I had the feeling that when you got there, you'd stay." " And now?" " Shit." "You got somewhere." "Man, you could trade it for a whole fleet." " You should see my bills." " You're good." "You went back to school and put in the time." "And now you're set to reap the rewards." "Maybe in my next life I'll come back as a hardworking Jew." " There are some people that might find that offensive." " Yeah." "I'm just glad you found what's right for you." "You remember the way back, right?" "It's just one road." "You want to know why I never went in that cave?" "I was afraid to find out what I needed." " Thought you made it up." " Yeah." "When Travis said he'd hitch a ride and pick up the truck in a few days." "I knew that look." "He was deep back in it." "I kept thinking about the cave." "Maybe we did get what we needed that weekend." "We finally let go." "Travis used to say it's all a song." "We never did find that bridge." "Maybe one day we will."

"Wynken and Blynken and Nod" "One night" "Sailed off in a wooden shoe" "Sailed on a river of crystal light" "Into a sea of dew" "'Twas all so pretty" "A sail it seemed" "As if it could not be" "And some folks say" "'Twas a dream they'd dreamed" "Of sailing that beautiful sea" "But I shall name you" "The fishermen three" "Wynken" "And Blynken" "And Nod" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Ah ah ah ah" "Ah ah ah" "Ah ah" "Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes" "And Nod is a little head" "And the wooden shoe" "That sailed the skies" "Is a wee one's trundle bed" "Ah ah ah" "Wynken" "And Blynken" "And Nod"

"We are the species that explores, that fashions vessels to carry us into the unknown." "We sailed the planet of our birth, saw its wonders and made it home." "And it wasn't enough." "We built flying machines to explore higher, faster, farther." "Heroes flew them beyond what once seemed possible." "And it wasn't enough." "In time, we created special craft that would ferry us to the edge of space and back." "And as always, there were the few... brave and brilliant souls... ready to guide this vessel through dangers in the name of discovery." "Using the space shuttle, we built an unprecedented outpost in the heavens." "We learned in the weightless world of the International Space Station, peered into the dark night of an infinite universe." "And it wasn't enough." "Now we are fashioning vessels to set off on our greatest adventure of exploration ever:" "to Mars and beyond." "Who knew that 30 years would go by so quickly?" "That these unique spacecraft would leave in their wake a public captivated by their achievements a planet poised at the brink of deep-space exploration." "As an astronaut, I definitely felt" "I was saying good-bye to a long-time friend when the last shuttle landed." "My name is Chris Ferguson." "I was lucky enough to fly on three shuttle missions, one of them on Endeavour." "So it's no surprise that I wanted to be there when she was headed for her new home at the California Science Center in Los Angeles." "From the look of it, you might think it took as much engineering to get Endeavour through the streets of L.A. as launching her into orbit." "Watching the orbiter squeeze through the city neighborhoods, you could feel just how much the shuttle had come to stand for, almost as if it had taken all of us into space." "I sure don't want the world to forget this remarkable spacecraft and those who built it, and the legacy they left, lighting the way toward our next frontier in space." "They're coming." "The shuttle was the first reusable piloted spacecraft." "And its engineering and software was so bulletproof, it could be flown by computers less powerful than today's smartphones." "Two hundred." "One hundred." "At 235 miles per hour, the shuttle had the fastest touchdown speed of any flying vehicle ever built." "When you glide 220,000 pounds of spacecraft to a no-power landing, the gear hits with a major whomp." "Touchdown." "Conceived in the 1970s as a kind of winged delivery truck to build a United States low-Earth-orbit space station..." "Give you a payload I.D. of one." "...the shuttle actually flew more than a decade beyond original expectations." "It was the shuttle program that allowed us to do real ongoing work in space, to put delicate equipment into orbit and to retrieve and fix that equipment when things went wrong." "Orbiters deployed, retrieved and repaired over a hundred scientific and communications satellites." "And no missions were more important to our understanding of deep space than the five flights, beginning in 1993, made to repair and upgrade the Hubble Space Telescope." "Hubble affirmative." "You have a go for release." "I think history will view the Hubble Space Telescope as one of the crowning achievements in astronomy." "The Hubble gave us an unprecedented view of both our closest neighbors and of galaxies unimaginably far from our own." "Further space telescope investigations have revealed that the number of Earth-like planets capable of harboring liquid water is vastly greater than scientists once calculated." "In 1995, the shuttles began a new era of international space exploration when Atlantis docked, for the first time, with the Russian MIR station." "Eight inches." "One-oh-point-oh-seven." "One-oh-six." "Four inches." "Now." "We have capture." "Altogether, the orbiters made 11 trips to visit Mir." "These missions established a level of international cooperation and expertise that continues to this day." "Though MIR no longer orbits Earth, the shuttle proved itself as a brilliant reusable tool that allowed us to live, build and do science in the weightless environment of space." "But the shuttles' truest legacy crosses the sky above us every 90 minutes." "The International Space Station could never have been built without the shuttles' payload and space-walk capabilities." "Space shuttles and Russian Soyuz and Proton rockets made more than 40 flights to construct the International Space Station... a true engineering miracle." "All three of my Orbiter missions were to the ISS." "Modules built by NASA partners in Asia," "Europe and North America, came together above Earth, over a period of 13 years, to create a floating world longer than a football field and with more living space than a six-bedroom house." "A typical ISS mission requires an astronaut to live six months onboard." "But some crew members will spend a year learning even more about the very real physical and psychological stresses of long-term separation from Earth." "These missions and the 15 nations that designed, built and crew the ISS, forever changed space exploration into a cooperative international program and made a true home and science lab like no other." "# Wash away my troubles #" "# Wash away my pain #" "# With the rain in Shambala... #" "ISS system designs and scientific experiments have spawned a multitude of Earth-useful discoveries, including breakthroughs in water purification and robotic microsurgery." "But most important, the ISS is our springboard to the future, giving us the knowledge and confidence to sustain human life as we explore deep space." "# Everyone is helpful #" "# Everyone is kind... #" "Life on ISS is all about getting the job done and having a little fun." "# Everyone is lucky #" "# Everyone is so kind #" "# On the road to Shambala... #" "And nationality is mostly about tasting each other's food." "# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #" "# Ah, ooh, ooh, ooh #" "# Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah #" "# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... #" "Through three decades of camaraderie and dedication, 355 people rode the shuttle into history." "They circled the Earth 21,000 times, and it all came to seem routine.... until it wasn't." "...one minute, 15 seconds." "Velocity 2,900 feet per second." "Altitude nine nautical miles." "Downrange distance seven nautical miles." "This shuttle mission will launch..." "My God!" "There's been an explosion." "Flight controllers here looking very carefully at the situation." "Obviously a major malfunction." "In two accidents that stunned the world, we lost 14 astronauts." "It was a sobering reminder that every space flight is charged with potential danger." "They had a hunger to explore the universe and discover its truths." "They wished to serve, and they did." "They were pioneers." "The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted." "It belongs to the brave." "The world mourned, but pushed on, because the accomplishments of the space shuttle and the International Space Station were full of life-changing promise." "In memory of our lost heroes, the global space community pulled together to reignite the future of both programs." "Who could ask for a better ending to my career as an astronaut than getting to fly the last shuttle mission on Atlantis, and a final visit to the ISS." "Atlantis launch director, air to ground one." "Atlantis go." "And so, for the final time, Fergie, Doug," "Sandy and Rex, good luck, Godspeed, and have a little fun up there." "We're not ending the journey today, Mike, we're completing a chapter of a journey that will never end." "You and the thousands of men and women who gave their hearts, souls and their lives for the cause of exploration, have rewritten history." "Let's light this fire one more time, Mike." "Though the shuttles no longer fly," "I never miss a chance to see Atlantis at the Kennedy Space Center." "But I came to KSC to get a look at the next big step in deep-space exploration, and it's called Orion." "Here, in the giant operations and checkout clean room, the new Orion multi-purposed crew vehicle is coming together." "What an impressive vehicle." "Look at that... it's beautiful." "It's gorgeous." "I'd love to climb in there." "Orion is a true deep-space exploration craft, designed to carry astronauts of the future back to the moon, to asteroids, and even to Mars." "I've always been drawn to explore and try new experiences." "Maybe that's why I applied to be an astronaut." "I'm Serena Aunon, and I am one of the newer group of astronauts chosen by NASA." "Like the rest of my class, I'm absolutely honored and humbled to be here, and it's great to be a part of this team." "I guess you could say I'm one of those people for whom the future has always seemed an unfolding adventure." "So you can go forward and backwards in the procedure just by using this toggle switch over here." "Yes, that, exactly." "Learning from astronauts, like Lee Morin, who have already spent weeks in space, gives you a great sense of confidence." "The Orion mock-up provides astronauts in training, like Serena, a chance to learn flight procedures, and also give feedback to perfect new systems." "This should be a piece of cake for Serena, since my shuttle's ten screens and more than a thousand switches have been streamlined to just three screens and 60 switches on Orion." "Hey, Lee, you can open the helium cross-feed valve." "Okay, we got that, so go ahead and send that command" " on the helium cross-feed valve." " All right, copy that." "And the shuttle's hundred pounds of flight manuals and checklists have been reduced to... well... zero, since Orion's are all on computer." "Stand by, and we'll evaluate." "But even with all these improvements, to get Orion into deep space, we're gonna need a bigger rocket." "When NASA's giant space launch system, built by Boeing, is complete, the rocket will stand as tall as a 38-story building and make more than nine million pounds of thrust, enough to lift 22 elephants into space." "For deep-space expeditions, the SLS will need to lift five key mission components beyond low-Earth orbit." "Since Orion is too cramped for a six-month journey to Mars, one solution being developed is an inflatable habitat to house the crew en route." "A solar electric propulsion device will provide continuous power for the round-trip journey." "A lander craft will carry the crew from their orbit above Mars down to the planet's surface." "Months later, an ascent vehicle will lift the crew back up to the orbiting Orion for the return trip to Earth." "But even using the most sophisticated future spacecraft, a two-and-a-half year round-trip journey to Mars will present new challenges to the human body." "I wanted to thank the Indiana State Museum for having me here." "It is an absolute pleasure." "As a medical doctor with a specialty in aerospace medicine," "I am particularly interested in keeping astronauts healthy as we head into deep space for long periods of time." "Our experience with more extended weightlessness on the ISS has shown us that the human body will face challenges during lengthy journeys to deep space." "Key issues are muscle and bone loss, which can start after just a few days of weightlessness, along with degrading of vision for some astronauts." "We now know that exercise is the antidote for most problems caused by weightlessness." "And I mean exercise... about two hours a day." "But, even so, the first explorers to Mars will need to rest at least a few days after landing on the planet to readjust to walking, though Mars has less than 40% of Earth's gravity." "Radiation is another risk in deep space." "Radiation from our sun's solar storms is one source of danger." "But cosmic radiation, which permeates all of deep space, is another ever-present challenge to human health." "Sections of Orion, as well as the transit habitat, will have to serve as a shelter in the case of a major solar flare." "In the Arizona desert, an Orion mock-up is being drop-tested to evaluate reentry systems." "On returning from deep space, Orion will enter our atmosphere more than 50% faster than shuttles or Soyuz capsules, and generate five times more heat, so perfecting her parachute deployment and heat shield is key to crew survival." "At the Kennedy Space Center, Orion is being prepped for an uncrewed test flight into deep space." "This new vessel marks the first step in over 40 years to put humans beyond low Earth orbit." "A journey to Mars is on the horizon because of wide-ranging international efforts by both governments and private enterprise." "Companies from Boeing and Lockheed to newcomers like SpaceX, Sierra Nevada and Orbital Sciences are developing spacecraft to service the ISS and beyond." "Some private groups foresee a technically simpler one-way mission to colonize Mars." "Already thousands have volunteered to live permanently on the Red Planet." "The demands of going to deep space will push old designs to new limits." " Looks good." " Looks good." "Hey." " New glove." "Should be good." " Sounds good." "My name is Lindsey Aitchison and I am a spacesuit project engineer at NASA Johnson Space Center." "I first started thinking about space flight when I was four years old, when I first came to JSC to take a tour at the visitor's center." "We have pictures of me just sitting inside this spacesuit, and I just knew that's what I wanted to do." "No, dad-gum it." "When the Apollo suits were first done, those were very short-duration EVAs." "We didn't have a lot of mobility in that suit, so when you see those astronauts hopping around on the lunar surface, it's not because they themselves are clumsy or that the gravity is just impossible to deal with." "We didn't give them enough mobility in the suits." "So we learned a lot from that." "For the next generation suit, there's still a lot that we don't know about what it's going to be like to live and work on Mars every day." "Once there, you'd be doing EVA, walking outside on the planet about every other day." "Once we have the hardware in-house, we become the experts of how that hardware works, what it does, and how it meets the needs for our next phase of our mission design." "We actually get into the suits, because the best way to understand how a spacesuit moves is to be inside of it and work it yourself." "I'll be asking Richard to perform specific tasks." "And what I'm looking at is:" "What is his gait like?" "And so I'm watching how the bearings in the hip move and how the bearings in the waist move." "And by comparing natural body motion to suited body motion we can start to tweak the design of the suit to make it more natural." "So that's what we're focusing on for exploration... is how do you walk, how do you bend, how do you kneel, how do you do all those geology-type tasks?" "So, one of the big problems they had in Apollo was all of that dust on the lunar surface." "It stuck to everything." "When the guys would come back inside of the lunar module at the end of their EVAs, taking off their suits, there was dirt everywhere..." "there was dirt on themselves." "It was just gross, right?" "And that dirt is actually pretty harmful... the lunar dirt... specifically, to breathe in for long periods of time, so, long-duration missions, we wouldn't want to bring that dirt inside with us all the time." "All right, Richard." "Nice job." "Time to come on in." "So one of the key concepts we're looking at for lunar and even Martian missions is using what we call a suit port." "The idea of a suit port is that you have this plate that becomes your pressure seal between the vehicle and your suit, so when you're not using the suit, it stays outside the entire time." "It is physically attached to the vehicle so you can come in and out of your space suit without ever having to physically go into an air lock like we do today." "Welcome home, Richard." "How'd the suit feel?" "Feels good." "Outstanding." "Strong work out there." "Driving a space exploration vehicle on dry land is great training for deep-space missions of the future." "But driving a mini-sub was even more exacting." "No, there are no liquid oceans on Mars, but before setting out for the Red Planet, astronauts may make test missions to nearby asteroids." "A mini-sub resembles the kind of craft we will use to explore asteroids, and the ocean matches the zero gravity of space." "This NEEMO 16 mission marks the 16th time NASA has trained at the Aquarius lab, which is anchored 60 feet underwater, off Key Largo in Florida." "NASA aquanauts live in the lab for up to two weeks without coming to the surface." "This allows us to work the entire day and only decompress once at the end of the mission." "Any mistakes here can have real consequences, exactly as in deep, inhospitable space." "Since asteroids appear to have changed very little since they first formed, they could tell us a lot about our early solar system." "Ultimately, we may develop space tools to capture and reposition a small asteroid to orbit our moon." "This would allow for easier study, and also develop our ability to deflect a larger asteroid that was on a collision course with Earth." "This Olympus inflatable habitat, designed by Bigelow Aerospace, is a look at the future of living in space." "Jay, this is amazing." "How big is that?" "Thanks." "Yeah, it's really big." "It's about 2,250 cubic meters interior volume, which is a little over twice the size of the International Space Station." "And it looks like it's, like, 40 feet tall or somethin'." "Yeah, it's probably 45 or 50." "It's really big." "Once you get into space, you just inflate it with air?" "Right, we bring up huge compressed air tanks that bring up large volumes of air." "Um, this expands out so the inside is about 16 meters in diameter, and the outside's a lot bigger than that." "It's surprising that an inflatable habitat can protect its crew against micrometeorites and radiation, but that's what tests have shown." "The immense volume of Olympus will provide ample work areas as well as living space to help maintain crew morale." "Supply craft to provide food, fuel, and radiation-protective living space will be landed on Mars well before the first human expedition is launched." "We don't know exactly what all the spacecraft will look like, but concepts are under active development." "Our infatuation with space exploration is as limitless as space itself." "Without the shuttle, there would be no International Space Station, the vital test bed for a future human expedition to Mars." "And that mission is closer than you might imagine." "NASA projects we will get to Mars in the 2030s." "In other words, within the career of today's young astronauts." "So any of these movies that you see where people survive even for 20 seconds..." "Why go to Mars?" "Why not just send more and more sophisticated robotic vehicles?" "I think to explore beyond what is known is simply at the core of our DNA." "And only a human mission can tell us definitively if we can survive and establish future settlements on Mars." "Astronauts exploring the planet may notice and learn things robots could not, things that could help take us to the next frontiers beyond Mars." "Every 26 months, there is an optimal window for launching spacecraft to Mars." "But even using the planets' orbits to shorten distance and increase speed, with currently planned propulsion, the trip to and from Mars will take six months... each way." "Someday, even more exotic plasma or fusion propulsion could shorten the journey." "But the first explorers to Mars will not have that luxury." "Orion can transport up to six passengers, but for a first trip to Mars, it would likely carry no more than four." "While going to and from the Red Planet," "Orion and the inflatable habitat will be the astronauts' life support home for flight control, science, and that all-important physical exercise." "Going to Mars... getting there, working there, coming back... will take nearly three years." "I wonder how that will feel, to be away from home and friends and family for so long." "There is no 911 in space." "When Orion nears Mars, the spacecraft is two years away from any possibility of help from Earth." "Even radio communications will take 40 minutes to send and receive, so any equipment failures or other emergencies must be solved by the crew alone." "Nearly four decades of robotic exploration on Mars has blazed a path for humans to follow craft like Pathfinder and Curiosity." "Maybe I'll get to kick the dust off their tires." "Though it will be incredibly exciting to land on Mars, our ongoing training in sophisticated simulator labs means it won't feel entirely unfamiliar when we get there." "Later explorers to Mars might travel hundreds of kilometers to mine their own water and hydrogen to make fuel for their return to Earth." "But first visitors will have their hands full making the discoveries that only a human mission can accomplish." "I don't know if I'll ever get to walk and work on Mars, but I may already know some of those who will." "Someone who dreams of it, just like me." "Humankind has forever been drawn toward the unknown, by the simple innate conviction that, to see the long-hidden side of the mountain, to brush the infinite depth of the sea, might reveal where we come from and who we are." "When humans do touch and explore Mars, it will be among the greatest achievements in history." "But even that won't be enough." "We are the species that explores." "We will fashion new vessels to carry us still deeper into space, venturing from our life-giving home to uncover the secrets of the cosmos and our own unimagined possibilities."

"♪ Two... two, three... ♪" "♪" "Crew on deck." "How was the delivery to Tokyo?" "Not bad..." "Mothzilla got into the ship's closet, though." "Can we please get new uniforms now, Professor?" "You said you would replace them a year ago." "You can't expect me to honor what year-ago Professor said." "That guy was young and foolish." "There's nothing wrong with these uniforms that a few denim patches won't fix." "(Professor and hermes screaming)" "Oh, all right." "To the garment district." "(Door opens, bell jingles)" "Come in, come in." "Can I offer you maybe a nice macaroon cut in seven pieces?" "Oy, such a stereotype." "Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform that's respectfully humiliating but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing." "You got it." "Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices." "Ah, you can't go wrong with a stillsuit." "It recycles your solid waste into a nice piece gefilte fish." "Ugh, is there a way to just keep it as solid waste?" "Now here's something we can all agree on." "(Shudders)" "Ah, the Stardoz 2293." "Not for everybody, but you pull it off." "Please don't pull it off." "Yo, squidward scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium?" "The foxhunting uniform?" "You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings." "Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can." "I think we've seen enough." "Too much, actually." "Come on, let's try somewhere else." "Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves would be interested in an item from our discount rack." "Quality is the most important thing." "How much is it?" "90% off." "An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid." "Most unpleasant, that one." "That sounds like something year-ago Professor would do." "We'll take them." "Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in." "And, boy, does it wick away moisture... gallons and gallons of it." "Plus, they're stitched in such a way that, no matter what angle it's viewed from, it looks like you're standing in hero wind." "I just wish my fists weren't sewn to my belt." "(Grunts)" "Hey, what's Bender wearing instead of that crap?" "Oh, lord." "Did you actually buy that getup?" "We foxhunters do not stoop to buy getups." "I made free with it." "Since when do you care... or even know... about foxhunting?" "Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago." "Noble pursuit?" "What's noble about killing a defenseless animal?" "Don't be naive, Leela." "We kill defenseless animals all the time." "Look at Hermes's tortoise-shell glasses." "The Professor's walrus-ivory teeth, and don't forget the zebra-fur ship cozy." "(Overlapping chatter) Yeah, I guess you're right." "He's got a point." "See, Leela, there are two sides to every shameful act." "What you call the atrocity of crazed dogs tearing a helpless fox to shreds, others call a pleasant jaunt in the park." "The first thing." "Come see for yourself." "Join me on the morrow as I embark on my maiden hunt." "I said join me!" "This is my best protest sign ever, and it was easy because I started with a "save the ox" sign I already had." "(Horse neighs)" "Wow, where'd you get the horse?" "None of your business." "Young man, one does not drink from a champagne fountain in that manner." "But he's doing it." "(Chuckles)" "Check out this dork." "I, sir, am the master of the hunt and I'll thank you to behave like a gentleman." "You're quite welcome, sir." "(Belches)" "Ah, yes, foxhunting." "If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it." "What's that weird cat?" "(Groans) This is the fox we'll be hunting today." "Wow, this is easier than I thought." "The sport is in the chase, sir." "The fox gets a 30-minute head start." "Man, it would have been so much easier to kill it in the cage." "(Buzzes)" "Let the hunt begin." "(Barking)" "(Whooping raucously)" "Stop, this is cruel and inhumane." "Well, now, in all my years as a huntmaster" "I've never seen anything like this." "I mean, look at that sign." "It's magnificent." "(Chuckling):" "Oh, thank you." "I used a ruler and I erased all the pencil lines when I was finished." "Charming." "Now, into the ditch with you." "(Screams)" "(Barking)" "So the dogs do all the work while we sportsmen enjoy a nice horsey ride?" "Precisely." "I see you've caught the fever." "Keep your wits about you." "I've blanketed these woods with devious traps to ward off poachers and protesters." "Stop the bloodshed, stop the violence." "(Screams)" "(Laughs)" "I saw that coming from a mile away...!" "(Horse neighing)" "(Chuckles) Be more careful, friend." "My antigravity snares are virtually undetectable." "I saw it coming from a mile a... (Bender grunts, horse neighs)" "View halloo, view halloo." "View halloo?" "All right." "What does that mean?" "The fox has been sighted." "(Barking)" "Oh, yeah, get that fox." "Go, dogs, go." "(Barking)" "(Horses neigh)" "Eh, either way." "(Fox whimpering, dogs barking)" "Oh, God, this is horrible." "I can't watch." "(Scoffs) You humans always say you don't want to see violence, but you know you do." "I defy you not to watch." "A robot fox?" "Huh, I guess I'm okay with this after all." "Well, I'm not." "Robot foxhunting is a crime against robo-nature." "Stop the bloodshed, stop the viol... (Screams)" "(Growling)" "How can you do this to a poor, defenseless robot animal?" "You people are sick, and you foxhounds are no better." "They're not foxhounds." "They're springer spaniels, you twit." "Or rather spring-powered spaniels." "(Gasps) Bot-on-bot violence?" "Where will it end?" "Not with the dogs." "Come here, sea gasket." "(Neighs)" "Hyah!" "(Neighs)" "No!" "You, sir, are a heartless monster, and you will rue the day you met me." "Also, can I get my parking validated?" "The time has come to end injustice against robot animals." "(Cheering)" "No dog track rabbit should be used to test cosmetics, no robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine, and no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow." "Those injustices don't even exist." "Then, let's find some that do." "Robot chickens weren't made to be jammed in cubicles and forced to lay eggs." "Actually, they was." "(Clucking)" "I'll save you." "Run free, sweet robo-hen." "(Clucks)" "Enough with the tenderizing." "It's time for a Benderizing." "Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand." "You got to take a number." "Shooting innocent robot ducks is wrong." "Fly away." "Fly away, my pretties." "(Squawks)" "(Cheering)" "Congratulations, Bender, you've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20-yard radius of this building." "You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?" "The second thing." "(Whimpers)" "Huntmaster:" "The weekly hunt is hereby called to order." "(Enthusiastic chatter)" "I'll drink some more to that." "As always, once I release the fox, it will have a 30-minute head start before... (Clattering)" "(Angry chatter)" "Stop the hunt." "Oh!" "You again." "I'm back, snooty." "We're here to liberate that robot fox, and that's what we're gonna do." "(Grunting)" "Uh, you mind showing me how to open the cage?" "Now, listen here, the hunt is a hallowed tradition, and you Bambi-loving beatniks will never stop it." "Oh, no?" "Well, for your information, the robot fox has been declared an endangered robo-species." "This injunction suspends all robot foxhunting for 24 hours while our motion is under consideration." "We'll see you in court." "(Banging)" "Motion destroyed." "The hunt shall resume at sunup." "(Neighing)" "He's crooked, but fair." "I'm not giving up yet." "I am." "I already did." "You can count on me." "Now here's the plan." "We're going to sneak onto the grounds and free that fox." "Can we stop for ice cream on the way back?" "All right, fine." "And on the way there?" "(Whispering):" "Okay, I'll hold the ice cream while you two go over." "(Grunting)" "Where's the ice cream?" "(Whispers):" "There was a bear." "(Grunting)" "(Beep)" "Okay." "You guys take him back to planet express." "I've got one more shenanigan up my sleeve." "But you promised us way-back ice cream." "Oh, here." "But no chocolate..." "it's bedtime." "With that odious robot barred from the grounds, the weekly hunt is hereby called once more to order." "Let the hunt begin." "(Other gasping)" "(Shocked murmuring)" "You, sir, have been outfoxed." "I spent all night on that." "It's clever." "Nevertheless, I demand you return my fox." "Sorry, mutton-chump." "No fox, no hunt." "Oh, really?" "(Beep)" "(Gun cocks)" "Let the hunt begin!" "(Other agreeing)" "Sir, I leave you with this one final thought." "(Panicked screaming)" "(Screaming continues)" "Oh, God, they're gonna kill me" "El roboto mas importante." "And I only have a 30 minute head start." "Uh-oh, a fork in the path." "Hmm." "There's more places to hide in that dark forest." "On the other hand, I could run faster through that open meadow." "But of course, the forest might protect my fair robot skin from sunburn." "Hmm... (Buzzer sounds)" "(Bugle plays, dogs barking)" "Today, we hunt the most dangerous game... aside from lawn darts... a cunning robotic adversary so deviously clever that..." "Oh, for God's sake." "Then again, a nice run through a meadow, who could say no to that?" "What...?" "!" "(Barking)" "(Snarling, Bender whimpering)" "Look here." "Hunting is a team effort, and you're not pulling your weight." "Now I'm going to be sporting and give you one more chance to run." "Thanks." "Nothing's more important than sportsmanship." "Ow!" "(Laughs deviously)" "(Slurping)" "It's so cute." "Horseshoe crab cute." "(Fry laughs, others murmuring)" "Fox news, everyone." "I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot." "Hear, hear." "Let's put on our new uniforms and take a staff photo for the newsletter." "Right on!" "Here they are, freshly laundered and... (Hermes gasps, fox snarling)" "(Other gasping)" "(Panting)" "Our magnificent uniforms..." "they're ruined." "(Sobbing)" "And he peed on the locker room floor." "That's my territory." "Also got in the henhouse and killed Amy's prize-winning Rhode Island red." "Not Penelope." "Cute or not, I'll kill that robo-rat." "(Amy yells, fox whimpers)" "(Fry screams)" "Fry:" "Let me at it." "I'm gonna pound it with this chewed-up old stick." "Leela:" "No!" "It's just a poor, scared wild robot." "What did you expect?" "(Gasps)" "My sign." "It's ruined." "Kill the fox." "(Leela grunting)" "(Angry shouting)" "(Panting)" "(Whimpers)" "(Explosion)" "Missed it by that much." "(Dogs barking)" "(Panting)" "Oh, no, they caught my scent." "I better throw them off by rubbing myself with something." "(Scratching)" "Ow!" "That's no good." "Wait, I know what'll confuse those dogs." "Catnip." "(Cats snarling, Bender yelling)" "(Bender yelling)" "You have made yourself an enemy, my friend!" "Dang it." "He jumped on the path train to New Jersey." "Of course." "He's commuting back to his native habitat." "(Panting wearily)" "(Sighs heavily)" "On top of everything, I'm starving." "I'll have to carve a sandwich out of this tree branch." "Ow!" "My finger." "I wish I remembered more survival skills from boy scouts." "Too bad my only merit badge was in interpretive dance." "(Gasps) Wait." "I can use the universal language of dance to signal for help." "(Humming)" "Ow!" "That was my second favorite ankle." "(Grunting, dogs barking in distance)" "(Bugle plays)" "Was that a horn?" "Are those the dogs?" "(Rustling) Is that two caterpillars making sweet love?" "(Fox barks, Bender screams)" "(Fox panting)" "Aw, you know what it's like to feel hunted, too, eh, buddy?" "Would it be too much to ask you to stay with me in my final moments and die at my side?" "And you die first?" "(Snarling)" "You lousy son of a...!" "(Metallic clanking)" "Oh, I get it." "You freed me." "(Electrical crackling) You lousy son of a...!" "(Fox panting, Bender grunting)" "(Galloping hoof beats)" "(Horses neighing, dogs barking)" "We're hot on his heels." "Aha!" "One of his heels." "(Ship approaching, horses neighing oh, these guys." "Can I help you?" "Out of our way, this fox is ours." "Fox?" "Ah, yes." "Have at it." "We're not hunting fox today." "Wait a second, what are you hunting?" "(Dogs whimpering)" "Oh, my God." "It's Bender's middle finger." "I'd recognize this anywhere." "(Gasps sharply)" "(Snarling, barking)" "What is it, little buddy?" "Is it a layer cake?" "Or maybe world series tickets?" "A trip wire, hmm?" "But who's tripping who?" "(Grunting)" "(Laughing maniacally)" "Wait... whom." "Who's tripping whom?" "(Laughing maniacally)" "I guess what I've been trying to say is, we should all be ashamed." "Me for my hatred of a mechanical fox that tore up my sign... and who I'd like to throttle... and you, for hunting an innocent robot." "Well, a robot who didn't harm you personally." "Today." "Probably." "But most of all, I blame you, huntmaster." "Where's the huntmaster?" "Remember when you said "nobody leave"" "and then you turned your head briefly?" "He left an hour before that." "(Chuckles deviously)" "(Grunting)" "(Yells)" "(Grunts)" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa!" "(Chuckles)" "You disappoint me, Bender." "I'd've thought you'd have learned to avoid my antigravity snares by now." "I did." "Too bad you didn't." "Bender:" "Boo-oop." "Ye gods!" "(Screaming, grunts)" "How does it feel to be the hunted?" "To be forever looking over your shoulder, like an owl with that type of neck?" "To die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest lover?" "(Cocks gun) No!" "Please!" "I can't shoot you." "Bender, I found your trigger finger." "Ah, now I can." "(Cocks gun)" "But I won't." "Not with so many witnesses." "You're a true gentleman." "Unlike me." "(Gasping)" "(Snarling)" "(Fox snarling, huntmaster yelling)" "(Gasps):" "I can't watch..." "Enough." "(Snarling) Oh, no!" "(Screams)" "Hey, wait a minute." "(Electrical crackling)" "He was also a robot?" "Dude!" "So a robot fox killed a robot human?" "Eh, I guess that makes it okay." "No." "Killing of any kind is..." "I don't know, well..." "Let me think about this." "(slurping)" "Ah." "I guess it's okay."

" Who's that ringing?" " Dad, He wants to talk to me," "He says it, s important," " No!" " Why don't you let him die?" " Your father is not receiving blood," "It is Roses christening gown' I think you to have it for your baby," "When did it happen?" "I'll let her," " It was the hospital who called," "I have lost our children'" "Come out with your hands above your head!" "You have been expelled from Denmark for three years," "You didn't go go home?" "I dislike loose ends," "You get to stay here so long," " Have a nice evening," " Rose is dating a guy with a tie," "Want to meet him tonight?" " Hey, baby," "I, ll help Jannik to find housing," "And Rose has said she wants to move in with me, Cheers!" " So there, Are you sitting well?" " I, m sitting really good, Mom," " I, m moving, even if you make popcorn'" " It, s just a little early," " I, m 19 years old," " Yes, but you should focus on school," "I, your mother should wash;" "cook and take care of you," "You are not allowed to leave home," "Hello, All right, Yes," "Look, I can not actually be there, Yeah, see you later," "Did someone die?" "Shouldn't you go there, then?" "No, I, ll stay here and the two of us will cuddle and watch movies," " Hey!" " Hello," " Hello, Thank you for last time," " Sure, ," " We are going up to my room," " Okay," " What have you looked at?" " We were just watching a movie," " Hello, Are we first on the scene?" " Yes, a neighbor called in to the newspaper," " Who lives here?" " There is no name on the mailbox," "Jeez!" "Do you know who lives here?" "Lotte Askov," "Damn!" "The Health Guru?" "Then I have to take more pictures," " We need to get closer," " Yes, but we will not go inside," " We must not," " Bob?" " Damn' Dicte, ," " Bob?" "Come to the math," "Come on' Bob!" "Hello, Sorry I come rushing in like this," "I thought my dog ran in here, Have you seen him?" "Is everything ok?" "Dicte" " What happened there?" " What has happened?" "Hello, There she is, Check this out," "Damn!" "Liked her latex and leather?" " We can't use it," " But now we know what happened," " Is Lotte Askov death?" " Yes, she is," " Murdered?" " We believe that there has been an accident," "I can't say much more now, I don't want to talk about how she died," "There will be a press conference later," "An accident?" "he has hardly accidentally to crucified himself," "See you later," " So she choked on this?" " I have never understood strypsex," "The more carbon there is in the blood, the stronger the orgasms," "It is not to be recommended, Nearly half of all stranglings take place like that," " Lassen' This?" " Probably sperm," "I have included a sample of it," "It looks clear cut, sex partner happens to choke her, panics" "and leaves without calling 911," "According to forensics, she died yesterday," " Was it her husband who was having sex with her?" " Yes, He is completely devistated," "Hello, Martin' I regret what happened and understand that you are upset," "But right now everyone is a suspect, so I have to ask some questions," "Your wife was apparently interested in sadomasochism, Are you too?" "No, but we found a solution so that she could calm her cravings," " What sparked your wife on?" " She was a masochist," "She wanted to be abused;" "and beaten and whipped," " Remember when you had sex last?" " Is it relevant?" "Yes, it is highly relevant," "Well it was a couple weeks ago," "I told her that she should be careful," " Where did you go when you got home?" " I teach a course," "We teach active mindfullness , I was in Odder since Saturday morning," "Can anyone confirm that?" "Yes, , I have the roster here," "So that, s all that was on the course?" "Did you take it out the window?" "When you were inside the garden?" " Fuck that we can not use it," " Yes, to protect privacy is crap," "I have one that we can use," "There, s a driveway, damn!" " Yes, with police and ambulances," " Nice job!" " We should sleep at my house, right?" " Yes, if you stop grinning," " We go now, Kaiser, Is that okay?" " Yes, I will send it to Copenhagen'" " When did you move away from home?" " When I was 16, I think," "It says you never ever to Rose," " It was you too," " I had no choice," "Why do you see it as something negative she leaves home?" " Think of it as a new beginning instead," " For what?" "For us, We, re supposed to also move in together at some point, right?" "My kids could have her room when they are here," "What is it?" "Had you thought about decorating a smiskrum as Lotte?" "No, I just think that it is perhaps a little early," " For spanking or to move in together?" " Yes and no," "Because you, re afraid of losing her," " Coffee?" " Yes, thank you," "But I must get back to work at once," "I, ll just replace the shirt," "Thanks, but you did not have to iron my shirts, Thank you," " You had some private business here?" " Yes, I won't stay long," "Can I help you in any way?" "Should I give you a ride somewhere?" "You, ve already done so much and I am grateful for everything," "I know you are taking a big risk," "Sorry, but I must return'" " Well, that, s one thing, ," " Yes?" " The fridge is empty, Should I buy something?" " Yes, you can'" "All right," "So there, , Yes," " What the hell!" "My picture is on the front page!" " Yes, the picture was just too good," "It can't be used, Her husband can sue us!" "It took me to Copenhagen last night, It may be worthwhile to pay the fine," " We have sold more ncopies than usual," " This is indecent, Kaiser," "Get out!" "We had a scoop, Should I just pretend nothing happened?" "Please ignore how it makes Lotte Askovs family feel to see this?" "They will be happy to talk about it - on a double page spread," "Nobody will to talk to us after this," "I, ll tell Martin I, m working on a crappy newspaper," " Hello, Svendsen from Dicte Daily," " I know exactly who you are," "First, it was the editor, s idea, I want to apologize for that," " We do not usually work that way," " The Media has haunted me all night," "And I, ve been sitting with Lotte, s mother, How do you think she is feeling now?" " Can I do anything?" " No," "The only thing I care about is that the offender is found," "Stretch out your hands," "What is the shirt you are wearing?" "It, s wrinkled," " Have you got an au pair?" "But you, ," " Stop it," " Hello, Mads Knabstrup, Lotte, s lawyer," " John Wagner," " Well, you wanted to talk to me?" " We, d love to see Lotte, s business records," " How is the business structured?" " Lotte started it 10 years ago," "Officially, she and Martin put it together 4-5 years ago," " Officially?" " Martin is good at yoga, not business," " Are you yourself financially involved?" " I was mainly Lotte, s advisor," "I, ve found an e-mail correspondence regarding payments to you," "We sold the farm house last year and unfortunately the question of compensation had not yet been discussed," "All right, The brokerage says that the deal is done," "Isn't it true that you borrowed money from Lotte without her knowledge, Mads?" "We moved around money, It, s complicated to explain'" "All right, I, m probably too stupid to understand it," " Did Lotte have a lover?" " I don't know," " It wasn't you?" " No," "But you have had a relationship?" "Yes, but that was many years ago," " Were you into S M?" " What are you getting at?" "Would you be willing to submit a DNA sample?" "I did not have sex with Lotte, She was at a club for sadomasochists," "Smil, I think it, s called, I can look up the payment form," "But you can still open wide for me," "Hello, Svendsen from Dicte Daily, Did Lotte Askov visit SMIL?" "Oh, didn't you become a member?" "Oddly, with your first page, "Sexmord," It seemed like family," "Yes, but she was indeed sexmördad, otherwise you wouldn't be here," " Something new?" "Traces of the lover?" " I want to talk to you," "I, m with him," " What is this picture?" " I, m sorry for her husband, s sake," " I remember her from the 90s," " Did you know her?" "We moved in the same circles and were at the same fetish parties," " I don't remember," " Well, I was confused by Marcus," "He liked it when I was a little slutty, He tied me up and whipped me a little," " And he used tiger balm," " Where?" "No!" "Ouch, ,!" " Do you know anyone in that scene?" " A friend, Should I text her?" "Gladly, I, m looking for Lotte Askovs lovers," " Hello," "There is one more thing, Dicte, Your dad is worse," "Yes, but he has decided that he wants to die that way," "I can not, , I can not be in there," " Hello," "You have asked for parents meeting, What about it?" "Rose has decided to move in together with its new name fotbollskille" " But I, ve said that she should not do it," " I count on your support," " No, it, s every girl, s dream," " But it, s not right for her," " Why not?" " We know more about life than she," " Yes, but you learn from your mistakes," "So I remain the wicked mother while you are understanding?" " Why is it so?" " Stop playing psychologist now," "My friend got back to me, There, s actually a party tomorrow night," "Should I see if you are in?" "So you can argue the whole time," " What, s the party?" " A sadomasochistic baluns," " I don't know how to behave," " Bring a whip, it suits you and it will get you in'" "Are you sad?" "That she lost the baby, that is," "Frankly, I, m relieved," "I think I, m too old for toddlers," "Have you told her?" "You must for she would love to have children'" "Now it, s settled, It is a private arrangement at SMIL, s premises," "How, s this? "Healthy, Sporty girl in her 30s looking for girlfriend,"" ""Have a weakness for Campari, chaos and nail polish,"" " She sounds nice, Who is it?" " ME!" "A dating profile?" "Is it the end of the marriage?" "I can't stand people who do not know if they like men or women'" "It was a bad idea from the beginning," "The woman on the SMIL said that all over the world masochists have a "safe" word," "If you say "circus" you stop, no matter what," " It did not save Lotte," " Or they ignored it," " Do you think it, s one of them?" " What is the saying?" ""Behind a strong woman are many little men'"" " Martin is not so small?" " I, ve checked his account," "He received household money from Lotte, He was the hard way," " So, women have lived for hundreds of years," " Yes, but men can not live like that," "Men need to be strong and direct, Martin steered even in the bed," "Mads has messy finances and can't afford to get caught out by Lotte," "Although we havn't found anything, we are still looking for her lover?" "You got that right," "Thank you," "You can take them down again' Mads was in the summer house with his wife all weekend," "And three participants confirmed Martin was in Odder on Sunday," "Neither choked her, even if they had wanted it," "No, but I think they may still, ," " Until we know whose semen it was we found on Lotte," " Welcome, Haven't we met before?" " No, I don't think so," " Welcome, then'" " Thank you for inviting me," "You look like a person who does not really know what she wants," "Yes, that, s maybe because I do not really know what I can get," " I think I know what you want," " Okay," "Do you know anyone here?" "Is there someone special you want to meet?" "I, m actually looking for Lotte Askovs lovers," " So you knew Lotte?" " Yes, Did you also?" "Please tell us a bit more about her lover," "I do not really know that much, ," " So, do you want to fly?" " Did Lotte fly?" " Lotte loved to fly," " Then I would like it," "Now, follow me, Come on'" "There you have her, It is Lotte dominatrix," "All right, Okay, so which woman was Lotte, s mistress?" "Have a nice time," "You can take him down now," " Is he okay?" " Completely okay, He was flying high now," " Do you have time to talk a little bit with me?" " Yes, I, m ready for tonight," " The clock is on' Dicte," " You want to know this," "Lotte Askov did not have sex with that as she practiced S M, do it long enough, it may an adrenaline or endorphin kick," " an Orgasm can be 20 minutes," " It was a long time," "It was what Lotte looked for, She had a dominatrix, but they did not have sex," " We found semen on her," " Yes, something, s not right," "These people know what they are doing, Everything is very controlled," "They do not even drink alcohol, in full operation it cannot be a slave," "Nice slogan' Have you been with them?" "Yes, and I have no doubt that one of them killed Lotte," "We are probably not looking for a playmate;" "but someone was raping Lotte," " Wow, then', ," " You are looking for an S M amateur," " One that did not follow the rules," " Yes, Good night to you," " Do they look like amateurs?" " The sperm did not come from them," "In return' they found the scissors used to cut up her panties," "They belong to the gardener Gunnar Deer who worked for Lotte one year," " Hello," " What the, ,?" "Check yourself out," " I look like a stuffed sausage," " I could eat you up," "Lotte lived a different life, , It is foolish to set the shoes there," "She bent over many employees and determined the addition of maken" " But in their spare time, she was a slave which was abused differently," " Why is there a giant printer there?" " I, ll take it tomorrow, Tell me more," "In any case It was far from an ordinary party," "You do not need to change," " Does it urn you on?" " No," "Come on', , There was nothing that made you excited?" " No," " No?" "Nothing at all?" " Maybe, ," " What?" "Maybe not being in control, ," "That may be a bit exciting," "Would you like t ifto I took you against your will?" "No, you have to ask first, you hear," " Ouch!" " Sorry," " You would not beat me!" " Sorry, but I was horrified," "It was pure reflex because I was horrified, Sorry," " Sorry, Bo!" " no" " Hello, Sorry, Did I wake you?" " It doesn't matter," "You, ve had a long day, huh?" " You do not need to do so, There, ," " Just relax," "Look, it, s not okay, Sorry," "You can stay here and I, ll help you, but you are not in debt to me," "It, s not like that," " Good morning!" " Good morning," " Good morning, Bo," " What has happened?" "What do you say when your wife struck one?" ""I, ve walked into a door,"" "He was just kidding, Get in the car so I can drive you to school," " See you," " Goodbye," "Sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry, Can't you stop being mad at me now?" " Don't forget the printer," " It stops here," "I need it for work and can't move it around," " This is not good," " Find another place," "And a shelf so that I do not need tohave all my stuff in a tränings bag," " What do you mean?" " Like I am a guest in your home, Dicte," " That is not all," " Yes, You need to give me some space here," " There is a photographer here for a shoot," " What did you say?" "Bo," " You stay there," " What the hell are you doing?" " Are you Roses Mother?" "Is Riise there?" " No, and you should not take pictures of us!" " Bo?" " Jon!" "It was not yesterday!" "Are you still at Expressen?" " He should be here now," " Jon is an old colleague," " Dicte," " We, re running now, Rose," " Shall we have a cup of coffee?" "This is how your life will be, They pay the neighbor for a story," "They will rummage through your trash," " And if he is sold to Milan?" " Then I, ll come with," "I, m in love with him, Mom," "Yes, but it, s just a feeling, It does not take important decisions like that," " Think about what you are doing with your life," " I have done that," "We have found a nice apartment, Won't you come along and see it?" "You could still be happy for me a little," "Jannik can drive me," " Are you married, Gunnar?" " No, not anymore," "I divorced 12 years ago," " Lotte, then?" "Did you like her?" " She was a nice woman'" "She was not afraid to go around half naked, You must have seen her," "Yes, She wanted us to see her," " She put out for you?" " No, not that way," "I was her gardener, She was very kind to my son'" " It is your tool?" "Where did you keep it?" " In the tool shed," " Who has the key to the shed?" " Martin and Lotte," " You, then?" " I, ve obviously got a key," "The scissors were used to cut Lotte, s panties the day she was murdered," "Do you have any idea how they might have ended up in the house?" "No, not a clue," " I do not want to talk to you," " I know something you do not know," "The Police are looking for a lover who Lotte may have had in the S M environment," "But I know there was someone outside the environment, an amateur," "Is there perhaps someone new to the job that may have been fond of her?" "No, I can not think of anyone, unfortunately," "If you were to think of anyone or something, you will call me?" " Hey!" "Should you pick the dress?" " Yes, Torsten is waiting down there," "Thanks for the loan' It was noticeable that the was from the 90s," " Here you are, The shoes also," " Thank you," " Is everything all right?" " There is something wrong with Torsten'" "I do not know what it is, He took out a condom yesterday," "He may need time to think," "He is already a dad and may feel old," " Have you talked to him?" " No, Well, I have," " Have you gone behind my back?" " He is not sure, Anne," " What the hell are you a friend?" " Will you?" "We are in a hurry," " Don't you know if you want children?" " What have you said to her?" " I said it in confidence," " I share everything with Anne," " Not anymore!" " Why you should lie in it all?" " Anne!" " You can talk to each other sometimes!" "Anne?" "Anne?" "Dicte?" "Something new?" "Am I really so horribly dominant, Kaiser?" "I, m just trying to be helpful," "It may not be your intention' all Maybe you should give a shit about all that you do," " Huh?" " You sell out our integrity," "You go in Copenhagens nose, You have changed," "I have had to, Times are changing," "But I don't want it to, It is overwhelming and I, m not ready," "Rose wants to move, my father is dying, my tits are hanging out, Everything is going downhill," "No, it only changes, You can not fight the trend," "The Media has changed, Fathers die, chest like this, kids want out," "Dicte Svendsen' Yes," "Thanks for calling," "It was Lotte Askovs man Martin Askov," "Gardener, s mentally disturbed son has photographed her once," "Thank you," "Hello, Frederik?" "Hello," "My name Dicte, I am one of Lotte, s friends," "She said that you were good friends, you and her," "She also said that you have taken some great photos of her," "Are you good at photography?" "May I see them?" " It, s fine," " It, s from the garden'" "This is also good, All is fine," "Frederik, you have taken photos of Lotte when she was more scantily clad than that," "Martin said so," " He told me to delete them," " Okay, And you did?" "Or you may have some left?" " That, s not my newspaper," " Okay," "I have not taken them, They are not mine," "No, , I have to make a call, One moment," "Wagner?" "I, ve found a guy you should talk to," " Have you talked to him?" " I, m with Martin Askov," "Wait two seconds," " What the hell is this newspaper?" "Huh?" " It, s not mine," "You, ll probably need to come at once, Come at once!" "Was it you?" "Come here!" "Martin' stop now!" "Take it easy, Martin'" "Frederik?" "Come out, Frederik, It, s okay," " Come on' You have not done anything wrong," " Come out, or I, ll shoot!" " Calm down!" "Stop it!" " Now, Frederik!" "Come out!" "Come forward now, Frederik!" "Stop it!" "You, re insane!" "Calm, Frederik," " Calm," " I have not done anything," "It, s okay, you have not done anything, Can you put down the gun?" "You can give it to me instead, Come on, ," "Just give it to me, All right," "Come on, , So, yes," "All right, It, s okay," "So, yes," " The headline is just too terrible," " Yes, it is terribly good," "I, ll just call Wagner, Give me two seconds," "It is Dicte Wagner, I wonder if you know anything new about Frederik," "All right, Thank you," " It was Frederik, s sperm," " Good, then we publish it," "We do not know if he is the killer," " How much can you pay?" " Far too little," "I get the double, Why?" "to I go there and I take responsibility," " I, ll pay the fine and decide," " Hell, publish crap, then!" " Do you agree?" " No, I have a little organizing," "Hello, Anne, It is Dicte, I, m, sorry for what happened today," "I Love You and Torsten is a crap," "Hello, Torsten' It is Dicte, I just want to apologize," "It was foolish and everything feels strange now," "There is of course room for you, your big shoes and your printer, Bo," "Why don't you call me, huh?" "Hello, sweetheart, It, s mom," "If you feel that you want to move, then you should of course do so," "It, s just me who has difficulty letting go," "If you and Jannik has found an apartment, I would like to see it," "Goodbye, my heart," "Hey, I do not want to get involved, but what you have written is not true," "It's not him, I know that, Frederik is innocent," "Hello?" "Hello?" "You have arrived at Jyske Bank, Our office hours are, ," "Hey, I do not want to get involved, but what you have written is not true," "It, s not him, I know that, Frederik is innocent," "Original Swedish subs by Imposter10" " Machine translated to English via GoogleTranslate-(some clenup was done)"

"Let me show you what I made today." "I can't wait." "I need to go upstairs and change... and then I'll start dinner." "Oh, yes, it's ladies night, and the feel" "Showtime." "Rough day at the office, Mrs Dunleavy?" "You'll feel better once you get out of those work clothes." "And into some sweats." "I wish you'd let me rub those feet." "Of course, I wouldn't use my hands." "I think Victoria just told me her secret." "Deedly dee." "Are those things for me?" "Mom, coming in." "Scottie Dunleavy?" "What unfortunate timing." "Get out." "Don't you know this is naughty time?" "I'll get it." "Hello, Scottie." "Why don't you be a good little boy... go downstairs and let your mother get comfy?" "Who is this?" "This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy." "Oh, my God, Scottie." "Is that a man up our tree?" "No, no." "Tell her it's just a big bird." "Hey, pal, welcome." "Welcome to what?" "Where am I?" "Aren't you that horny guy who was pretending to be a big bird?" "Checking out that beautiful mom?" "Yes, I am." "Now you'll see what a big horny bird actually looks like... in Hell!" "I deserve this!" "Knock, knock." "Hey, Jimmy." "What are you doing, Nicky?" "Just jamming." "Your father wants you and your brothers in the throne room." "He's not retiring today, is he?" "He wants to talk to you and Cassius and Adrian... about who'll rule Hell for the next 10,000 years." "Why do I need to go?" "He won't pick me." "I happen to think you'd make a great Devil." "I'm not into evil and torture and all that stuff." "Plus, the Prince of Darkness should look distinguished... and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney." "You're not a bad-looking guy, Nicky." "Look at that picture." "I used to talk normal, too... before Cassius hit me in the face with a shovel." "That's me now, and I accept it." "Your brothers are two of the sickest guys I've ever seen." "For some reason, you're not." "Nothing to be ashamed of." "Their mothers were fire dragons and mine was a goat." "How do I compete with that?" "Your mother was not a goat." "They're just playing with you." "If one of those psychos gets picked, I'm doomed." "I knew it, Adrian." "He's finally retiring." "Cassius, I've been waiting on this day for 10,000 years." "If the old man picks me to take over Hell..." "I'll keep torture going 24-7." "No breaks." "Whoa, mama!" "You got him right in the eye." "Hey!" "How's Daddy's little girl doing today?" "I didn't see you guys." "What's up?" "Shovel face, you want to mind-wrestle?" "Nah, I'm all right." "I was thinking of chilling out by the throne for a bit." "I'm going to mind-wrestle you whether you like it or not." "I have to warn you, I'm getting pretty good at it." "Then I guess I can't make you do this." "Mercy." "You win." "I give." "Game over." "What are you boys doing?" "Nothing, Dad." "Just hitting the old punching bags." "Cassius... didn't I tell you to stay out of your brother's mind?" "I forgot." "Maybe this will help you remember." "Now, everybody come sit down." "Hey, Dad." "Yes, son?" "I know you got a lot on your mind... but I almost finished that Monsters of Metal compilation." "I really think it's turning into a masterpiece." "OK, kid." "We'll listen to it later." "Thanks." "A window." "Hello, Mr Devil." "I like your cape." "I deserve this!" "Fellas, this, as some of you might know... is my 10,000th year as Prince of Darkness... so I think the time has come to discuss who will succeed me." "Knock, knock." "Yes, Jimmy?" "Don't forget-- you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four p.m." "This was a very difficult decision... because I have three wonderful sons." "Adrian--so smart, so ruthless." "Wears makeup." "And Cassius-- so strong, so tough." "Don't forget clinically insane." "And Nicky... such a sweet boy." "But after much thought and careful consideration..." "I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years... is going to have to be... me." "What?" "Hallelujah!" "I mean, that sucks!" "The important thing for the stability of our rule... is to maintain the balance between good and evil... and I don't think any of you are ready for that responsibility." "Dad, this is bullshit!" "I don't like that language." "Right." "Send him in." "Sorry, boys." "I have to get back to work." "It was good hanging with you, Dad." "I'll check you later." "You're serious?" "Off, off, off!" "Damn!" "Twenty thousand years ago, Grandpa Lucifer said..." ""It's better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven."" "Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell." "We need somewhere where we can rule." "Bring it on, big man." "Let's see what you got." "Could you concentrate for five seconds?" "I am concentrating, man." "I'm sorry." "After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline." "I can't stand retirement." "Just let me win one Super Bowl." "In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul?" "You're much too nice a guy for that, Mr Marino." "You did it for Namath." "Joe was coming here anyways." "This sucks." "I'll go to the Super Bowl as an announcer... and win myself an Emmy!" "That's the spirit." "You're a good Devil, Dad." "I also happen to be a Jets fan." "What do you think about Earth?" "We could create our own Hell there." "Are you saying we go up there and kill everyone?" "Eventually, Cassius... but first we'd have to corrupt as many souls as we can... so when we do destroy them..." "Their damned souls will be ours." "It's our time, brother." "This is not good." "Whoa, whoa." "Fellas, what are you doing?" "We're leaving." "You can't go through there!" "The fire flows in, not out." "You really suck!" "Your Evilness!" "Cassius and Adrian have escaped from Hell." "They went out through the fire and froze it." "I tried to stop them, sir, but they overpowered me." "Calm down." "Get off your knees." "Thank you for understanding, Your Wickedness." "You're the man." "I've always said that." "Are there boobs on my head?" "Yeah." "Big ones." "What's going on, Dad?" "I'm going to die, Nicky." "The gates are broken." "No new souls can get in, so I'll start to deteriorate." "What's with all those "hoo hoo" noises?" "Everything's fine, Pop." "Everything's fine?" "Who are you bullshitting?" "Last time you said that, the Renaissance happened." "Please, Pop, go back to your room." "Can I take him with me?" "Sure, Pop." "Whatever you want." "Tit-head, go with my father." "Not a damn soul is going to get through that." "This fire is solid as rock." "We got to get this bad boy burning again." "To do that, Cassius and Adrian... have to come back through the other way." "So go get them, Dad." "I'm too weak." "The process has already begun." "So go get them, Jimmy." "I'm just a demon." "No Devil blood in me." "I wouldn't last two minutes with your brothers." "Are you saying it's up to me?" "You said no souls could get through that." "Nicky, are you a soul or the spawn of Satan?" "I never been to Earth, Dad." "I never even slept over some other dude's house." "The worst thing that could happen is you get killed." "In which case, boom-- you end up back here." "So I need to go to Earth and kill my brothers?" "No go." "They left together at the exact same time." "They must come back together at the exact same time." "Here." "Get them to drink from this." "One sip, and they'll be trapped inside." "Once you've got both of them, bring it back through the gate." "Let me, sir." "Gross!" "He's got less than a week." "Dad, I don't know if I can do this." "Son, you..." "Try your best." "Earth." "It doesn't look too bad." "You were gone ten seconds." "What happened?" "I got hit by this big light attached to a lot of metal." "That's a train, son." "Don't stand in front of them." "I'll have to take a mulligan on this one." "Please, Nicky, get back up there." "All right." "I'll get that for you, sir." "I'm Nicky." "That's terrific." "Now get off the track and come with me, handsome." "Welcome to Grand Central Station in New York City." "My name is Beefy." "I'm an old friend of your father's." "He asked me to help you out." "I just want to find my brothers and be on my way." "It's not going to be easy." "Your brothers can possess people... so they probably won't look like themselves." "You have to be suspicious of everyone." "All right, bro." "The jig is up, then." "Get in the flask." "It ain't me, moron." "Sorry." "There's this blind guy outside you might think is possessed... but he's just crazy." "Though I cannot see with these blind eyes..." "I know the good Lord still loves me." "He loves all of his children." "Why, he loves you..." "That's him." "...and he loves you." "Here he goes." "You make the Lord very nervous." "All right." "I'm burning now." "Take it easy." "Hellfire is burning me alive!" "He's burning." "The Beast is alive!" "He's among us!" "Clear the streets!" "The Devil is here!" "Making friends already." "I don't know what that guy's problem was." "It's freezing up here." "You're in the human world now, kid." "You'll feel a lot of new things you never felt before." "Let's get you some warm clothes and hot food." "Put it in your mouth." "Now move your teeth up and down." "Up and down." "Good, numb nuts." "Now you got to swallow it." "Tilt your head back... and let the meat slide down your throat hole." "Easy." "Don't choke." "Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome." "Now eat up." "You'll need your energy." "I got energy up the ying-yang." "Let's save Dad." "Adrian!" "Cassius!" "Oh, boy." "So nice." "I like your brassiere." "Thank you." "Could you guys maybe not tell anyone about this?" "You got it." "Do you mind maybe not telling anybody about this?" "You got it." "Look, sidewalk equals safety." "Middle of the road equals death." "From now on, I'll just avoid all moving metal objects." "Great." "Now, your father gave me some deposit money... for a nice pad on the Upper East Side... but I misplaced it." "I'm wasted!" "So I found this other joint for you... but you're going to have a roommate." "There's only one thing better... than drinking an ice-cold whiskey sour... on a hot Alabama night... and that's telling the truth." "I know what you think about me, Grandma." "You think I'm worthless." "You think I'm a stumblebum... who ain't never going to amount to anything." "Well, old woman, you are wrong." "You are wrong." "Hello, friend." "My name is Nicky." "I understand you are seeking a roommate... as per your ad in the "Village Voice."" "Would it be possible for me to fill the slot?" "Don't you want to know what rent is?" "Yes." "What is rent?" "It's 1,200, split down the middle." "Tuesdays and Thursdays, I rehearse with my partner... so the living room's going to be off-limits." "Off-limits." "Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?" "It's 80 degrees in this hallway." "Where are you from, the South?" "The Deep South." "Why is that funny?" "I don't know." "OK." "And sorry, guy, but no doggies allowed." "Go on." "Big day tomorrow." "And don't forget to do that sleep thing I told you about." "Gotcha." "You're not my brother, are you?" "I'm an only child." "You love acting." "I love pissing." "Oh, my God!" "In today's Gospel... the Lord tells us how we should live... if we wish to attain the splendour of Heaven." "Or something like that." "Jesus this, Moses that." "Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat." "The Lord said a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity." "But... has he ever really done anything for any of us?" "Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway?" "No." "I love that car." "Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes?" "No." "The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs." "Ma'am, I know your son... and, believe me, he was better off on the drugs." "At least when he was smoking hashish... he used to make me laugh occasionally." "After we tried for many years... the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby." "Your best friend Fitzy helped your wife." "He helped her conceive it all night long." "How about you, Mayor?" "Has the Lord ever done anything for you?" "Well, you know, I wished I could think of something... but, to be honest with you, I can't." "I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me!" "Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord... if there is ultimate punishment for our so-called sins." "Why don't we just have fun... and do whatever the Hell we want?" "Let the sin begin!" "Let the sin begin." "That was a good one." "This is so much fun!" "I never want it to end." "Why should it end?" "Who's going to stop us?" "Come on." "There's ten million people in this city... and the clock is ticking." "Let's rock and roll, then." "Get in the flask." "I'm not thirsty!" "Cassius, I'll show you." "Cassius, get in the flask." "Get in the flask." "May I help you?" "Get in the flask." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about an eight-piece." "Let's go." "Look, it's OKfor me to shit in the street... but you got to use a toilet." "Nicky, where are you?" "Aw, come on." "What's he doing now?" "Just get in the flask." "I got to get Adrian." "Gary's so hairy." "Tickle, tickle, tickle." "All that chasing and running around... is making me want to do the sleep thing again." "Kid, I like your enthusiasm, but we have to work on... narrowing down our list of suspects." "I'm going to check in with some of my contacts uptown." "Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out." "I will eat your heart." "There's our man." "Mr Sleepyhead must have some major ties to the dark side." "What's with that guy?" "It's got to be one of his disciples or something." "My man's into deep nocturnal shit." "I think that Devil guy just got ripped off." "Should we wake him up?" "You do it." "Rise and shine, Devil guy." "Some dude stole your shit." "What?" "Where?" "Which way did he go?" "That way." "Thanks." "Give me back my flask!" "Did you check out the dragon mouth?" "The Dark Prince is here." "Check out my stuff." "I got a comb only used twice." "I got a pepper shaker." "A silver doodad from Africa." "See something you like, my man?" "I would like my flask back." "You calling me a thief?" "I'm calling you the guy who has my flask." "How would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief?" "I don't know." "Now you've done it." "You messed with my business, bitch." "I would appreciate it if you kept your voice down." "You going all crazy-eyed on me." "I'll show you some crazy eye." "Look at this." "Come on, let's get busy." "Excuse me, sir." "Who?" "Does that flask belong to this man?" "You calling me a thief, too?" "Damn." "Look, the guy you ripped off walked by and busted you... so why don't you just give him his flask back?" "You going to bite me with your snaggletooth if I don't?" "No." "But that policeman might have something to say." "Take your dumb-ass canteen, goofy." "Get your raggedy-ass clothes and find another corner... before I show you what crazy really is." "Fine." "I will." "I'm a businessman." "I'll be seeing you in a few years." "Excuse me." "That was amazing." "I just wanted to thank you." "That's OK." "I get messed with all the time." "When I saw him do that to you, I just lost it." "I hate when people take advantage of tourists." "What makes you think I'm a tourist?" "Your accent, maybe." "Well, where are you from?" "The South." "Really?" "The Deep South." "Why are we laughing?" "I don't know, but I was enjoying it." "Your glasses are pretty." "They make your eyes look big and sparkly." "It's fun looking at them." "My dad's an optometrist." "My dad's in Hell, and he's falling apart." "I'm sorry." "It's really tough when your folks get older." "I don't know what I would do if I couldn't save him." "I'm sure a nice Southern boy like you... will figure something out." "You want some Popeye's?" "No." "I had my lunch already." "But I wouldn't mind getting a gelati." "Could I come with you to getting a gelati?" "If you want to." "Here you go, pal." "Enjoy." "Thank you." "It's freezing my hands." "Even with those gloves on?" "It's cold." "Let me wrap it." "Please." "Thank you." "Gelati." "Better?" "Why are you taunting me with your darkness?" "Your evil, it's stinking up our streets!" "The end is near!" "We are all going to die!" "This town is really going to Hell lately." "What part of town do you live in?" "I have an apartment." "I'm not sure where." "My dog knows, though." "You have a dog?" "What kind?" "I don't know." "I'd ask him... but he's uptown meeting his contacts." "Say "Mr Beefy." Say it." "Mr Beefy." "And I love you!" "You go to school?" "What's that like?" "I go to Parsons School of Design." "I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at... so I concentrated on making things that are pretty." "You have a nice smell coming off you." "That's my perfume." "It's called Comme de Sud Pacific." "I think that's French for "Coconuts."" "That's better than the gelati." "Valerie, it feels like there's a bunch of butterflies... flapping around in my stomach right now." "Is that normal?" "Sometimes, sure." "Good, because I was concerned." "Why did they do this to me?" "I was good to them." "I can hardly notice." "Honest." "I sure hope Nicky's kicking some ass on Earth... or we are doomed." "I was the one who created Hell." "I know, Your Hatefulness." "Actually, the credit belongs to my first wife." "She was the inspiration." "Chewbacca, take it easy, will you?" "You look like my first wife." "Only she had more hair." "In another startling announcement from City Hall..." "Mayor Randolph has, effective immediately..." "Iowered the legal drinking age from twenty-one to ten." "When an adult goes to Hell, that's terrific." "But when a child goes..." "That's why I'm in this business." "Little Nicky." "Know what's nice about you?" "What?" "I like the way you're happy just being yourself." "You don't try to act cool." "Thanks much, Valerie." "You know what's nice about you?" "Your juicy heart-shaped heinie." "What was that?" "I don't know why I said that." "I meant to say that..." "I've always dreamt about having sex with a gross pig." "Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?" "You're a real jerk!" "I didn't mean to be." "What the--Adrian!" "Dad needs you to come back to Hell." "So he sent old Shovel Face to fetch me." "I'm not kidding." "He's in trouble." "So are you." "Hey, Valerie!" "What is your problem?" "I'm sorry!" "Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and Dad is dying... so get your booty back home or else!" "You can't talk tough, Nicky." "Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment." "You're going back because I'm going to make you!" "How about this?" "I'll stay here... enjoying my pizza and my peppermint schnapps... and you go back." "Adrian, don't!" "Cut the crap!" "This is serious!" "Come on!" "I was driving to work today... some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off." "So I followed him." "When he got out of his car, I run up behind him... and start bashing his brains in with this bat." "Did you ever see "The Untouchables"?" "I was De Niro!" "What's happened to you, Regis?" "The mayor's office today... along with the New York Board of Tourism... unveiled its new motto to replace "I Love New York."" ""I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catch phrase." "Your brothers are upsetting the balance... between good and evil." "What can I do about it?" "You can't do jack shit... unless you learn your evil powers." "Go get a soda out of the fridge." "But those are my roommate's sodas." ""But those are my roommate's sodas."" "Does that sound like a statement the son of the Devil would make?" "All right." "Take it easy." "You have the power to change the cola in that can... into any other liquid." "Engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss." "You just have to release the evil within." "Release the evil?" "I'm just saying there's wickedness in you." "I can tell from your snores." "Really?" "Release your evil." "Release the evil." "Come on, you can do it." "There it is." "You got it in you." "What are you doing?" "I'm going to pretend I didn't see a dog on the couch... because my brain just can't process that right now." "But were you about to drink one of my Cokes?" "No." "I was just looking at it." "It's beautiful." "This Coke tastes like Pepsi." "You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?" "That was your big transformation?" "Come on, man, give it up a little." "It was pretty good for my first try." "Do you care that your brothers are killing your father?" "Yes, I care!" "And he is not going to die!" "Atta-boy." "I'm freaked out." "My television just blew up." "You're damn right it did!" "I mean, really?" "I know this is your living room time... but could I finish watching the Globetrotters out here?" "It's the craziest game I've ever seen." "He's walking!" "Get him a bus!" "This is the part I don't get." "Another terrible call." "There's no way that was travelling." "What's with all the calls?" "We haven't lost in 53 years!" "Guess what, cornrows?" "Technical foul!" "You're out of here!" "Why's the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy?" "I've been watching these guys play since I was your age." "It's all part of the show, baby." "That guy in the striped shirt... snapped his fingers like somebody I know!" "Normally the Globetrotters represent family entertainment." "Who gives a shit?" "These kids came here to see the Globetrotters win!" "Ten points off the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth!" "It's all part of the show, baby!" "Hit the half-time buzzer." "I'm tired." "If the second half doesn't get any better than this... you can expect a full-scale riot." "Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time... for the Globetrotters' half-time half-court heave-ho throw!" "If the contestant makes it... everyone here will get a free pizza pie!" "I ain't taking the shot." "These people are crazy." "Excuse me." "I'll take that shot." "What made you want to see the Globetrotters today, son?" "I came for the beer and the bitches." "Look who's back from the dead." "Six-six-six!" "Pickup sticks!" "Please welcome Miguel Sanchez from the Bronx, New York!" "What's Nicky doing there?" "Trying to capture his brother in a flask... and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth." "Did you just talk?" "No." "Are you Miguel from the Bronx?" "No." "I'm Nicky from the South." "Hey, give me that!" "You better win these people some free pizza... because it looks like they're about to kill each other." "All right." "Who's that man, Mommy?" "I don't know, but he sure is butt-ugly." "Release the evil." "Too much evil." "I think that ball just blew up, and, yes, my hair is aflame." "I don't know what the Hell that was." "Don't do it again, huh?" "All right." "I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle." "Get that crap out of here!" "I know you're having fun, Cassius... but you really got to come back to Hell." "Look around you, Nicky." "We're in Hell." "The new Hell." "Do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "I was sent here to take you back... and that's what I'm going to do." "Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick." "I think we're about to see a Devil showdown." "Dad got sick when you guys left." "I'm glad he's dying... because it's my turn now." "You're going to wish you never said that." "Take him to the hole, Nicky." "I mean, woof woof." "Come on, brother, come on!" "Come on!" "Daddy can't help you!" "Enough!" "This show gets better every year!" "That was sick." "Who taught you that shit?" "Sorry, Cassius." "It must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me." "Super Devil Juice?" "Give me that, little girl." "Don't drink out of it, please!" "Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit!" "Damn you, Nicky!" "There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here!" "Hail, Nicky!" "We are forever your slaves!" "So your father's the Devil." "Sí, seòor." "You're a talking dog from Hell." "You guys are who?" "A couple of big fans of Nicky and the work his dad does." "By the way, Nicky, check this out." "What's Ozzy trying to say there?" "John, absolutely nothing." "The Blizzard always came straight with his messages." "But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen." "Chicago." "I love this song." "I command you in the name of Lucifer... to spread the blood of the innocent." "Oh, my God, Chicago kicks ass!" "That was awesome." "You know, guys, this cake tastes a little funny." "I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix." "Thought I'd spice up the bash." "Really?" "What's reefer?" "About five hundred bucks an ounce." "Come on, Nicky, one more time." "I can't." "It's starting to hurt." "Come on, you totally got to!" "All right, all right." "Last time." "Here he goes!" "That's insane!" "How do you do that?" "I used to get messed up like this... with my first girlfriend Heather." "We'd get so loopy, she would forget I was a dog." "She was a human?" "No." "A sewer rat." "Man, that pissed my parents off." "You know, I was in love once... but she said I wasn't financially reliable... and she needed that." "By "she," do you mean "he"?" "No." "Busted!" "Please." "How you feeling over there, Satan Abdul-Jabbar?" "A little strange." "I can't stop thinking about this girl Valerie." "Why?" "Did she hurt you?" "Do you need to cry on my shoulder?" "Easy, Liberace." "Would you grow up?" "Liberace." "I was having the best day with her... until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie." "Maybe you love her." "But what do I know?" "I can't even see straight." "Me, too!" "We got to get going." "You guys can crash here." "I have an extra futon." "That's a big pass, Elton John." "Ozzy starts in 30 minutes." "That'll cheer you up, Nicky." "Yeah, let's roll." "I can't give the Ozz man the full focus he deserves." "Sorry, fellas." "This chick must be the real deal, then." "Later, bro." "Good-bye, John." "Good luck, Nicky." "OK, Pete." "You better snap out of it soon, kid... because we're going after Adrian tomorrow... bright and early." "Night-night." "Yeah, I know." "Get some sleep thing, Mr Beefy." "That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen." "Go to her." "All right." "I smell coconuts." "Coconuts." "That dude looks like a lady." "You want to come in?" "Actually, I'm looking for a girl named Valerie." "Valerie Veran?" "Two floors up, one window over." "Thanks much." "Good luck with the nipple rubbing." "I don't need luck." "I'm good." "I can see that." "Oh, my God!" "Nicky, is that you?" "Stay right there." "I will." "What were you thinking coming here?" "I don't know, but it didn't involve going blind." "Oh, my God!" "Nicky!" "Please don't die!" "What are you doing?" "I think I'm floating." "Why would you be floating?" "Maybe it was because of this cake I ate earlier." "Am I supposed to not be freaked out right now?" "Because I am." "I'm freaked out, too." "The butterflies in my stomach are flapping around... in a way I've never felt before." "You got the wrong window again, man." "Oh, sorry, Nipples." "Valerie!" "Nicky, over here." "I'm coming." "Oh, my God, you made it." "Valerie, I can see again, and you look beautiful." "Just because you're floating... doesn't mean I'm going to forget you giving me the finger." "That wasn't me." "I was being possessed by my brother Adrian." "What do you mean, possessed?" "Remember when I told you that my father was in Hell?" "That's because he's the Devil... and he wants to keep his throne for another 10,000 years." "And that pissed off my brothers... so they broke the gates of Hell... which is making my father decompose." "I love my father very much, so I came to Earth to save him." "Now I get that Deep South joke." "I don't know if I should believe you." "You got to believe." "Believe in the butterflies." "Wait." "OK." "OK, OK, I believe." "Come on." "Come back up." "Take my hand, Valerie." "Fly with me." "I can give you the power." "That's the Empire State Building." "There's Popeye's chicken-- right there." "The Hell Beast is above us... and I can smell an evil slut." "Whoa, Devil!" "Did you do that?" "Nobody calls my girl an evil slut." "Good morning, New York." "This is an "Action News" special report." "A shocking crime... results in a record fifty-million-dollar reward... for the capture of this man." "His name is unknown... but his actions have earned him the label "The Monster."" "He should be considered armed and extremely dangerous." "The man who caused such a sensation... at the game yesterday is no hero." "He is, in fact, a mass murderer." "This is real bad." "Where the heck is Nicky?" "I have authorized a reward... to the person who brings this man to me." "It's a setup." "Good morning, young lady." "That looks like it tastes great." "Look at that." "Mr Beefy would like you." "Oh, look." "There he is!" "Wait." "Wait." "What is happening?" "There he is!" "I'm not a monster." "Release the evil." "Beefy, I think I'm in trouble." "The shit has hit the fan, kid." "Take a look." "This videotape will show what he did... after he left the game." "Say hello to my little friend." "My name is Nicky... and I'm going to kill all you suckers for no reason." "That's not me!" "That's that cockroach Tony Montana!" "Difficult to watch, I know." "This is Adrian's work." "He superimposed your head onto "Scarface."" "Which is probably DePalma's third best film." "I'm not Nicky." "Dude, it's us." "Let us in." "John!" "Pete!" "Nicky!" "There's a total mob scene coming this way." "It looks like they're following a giant trail of bug shit." "What do we do now, Beefy?" "I don't know." "This is a little out of my league." "What would your dad do, Nicky?" "That's a great idea!" "I'll ask him." "Kill me." "Are you serious?" "Yes." "We'll meet at Grand Central Station, noon." "Now I command you--do me." "All right!" "That just hurt a lot." "Still alive, though." "I've always wanted to kill someone." "Can I give it a try?" "Damn you, Kevin Spacey!" "You take all my parts!" "Hey, you lose--royal flush." "Off with the brassiere." "The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big... two hillbillies were blowing on them." "Oh, my God, Dad." "Nicky, I got no legs." "I got no hips." "I got one ear." "I got no ears." "Now he has no ears." "Are you happy, Nicky?" "Adrian's got the whole city following me." "I can't hear you, Nicky!" "Check one, two." "Check one, two." "Put it back on my head!" "You got until midnight tonight." "Get your ass back up there, and save your father." "Go!" "I'm going to save you, Dad." "Go, go, go!" "I'm going to save you!" "Go, then!" "Move it!" "Go, Nicky, go!" "Sure you're down with this?" "A little nervous." "Want to puke." "Hey, hey, fuzz." "We know where to find Nicky." "Let's go." "Get in." "What's up, Police Chief?" "You have what I want." "You got what we want?" "Fifty million bones, bro." "Here's the money." "Whoa, my God!" "That's half of it." "You get the rest when I get Nicky." "Thanks much." "I got to warn you, man." "He's kind of not human." "Really?" "He might be the son of Satan." "I guess I'll have to be extra careful, then, aren't I?" "Now, where is he?" "Hey, come on, that was cool!" "Do it again!" "Out of the way!" "Where is he?" "He's late." "He'll be here." "Just keep your skirt on." "That's where he comes out of." "Over there!" "We've been ratted out." "We thought the son of Satan would understand such a move." "Get these two out of here." "All right, this way." "What is this?" "A bulldog and his gay lover?" "Oh, shut up." "It's true." "It's true." "Judas." "Judas Priest, maybe." "I'm only an actor." "I don't know what's happening." "Take him to the holding area." "Seal off all the exits." "I'm only an actor!" "You want to see something cool?" "Definitely." "Pick me a winner." "Oh, sick!" "Oh, my God, that was awesome!" "So, what time's my brother expected back?" "Noon." "Ish." "Even though you're not really the chief... we still get the rest of the cash, right, bro?" "You know what you'll get, boys?" "An indescribably horrific torture... administered by demons for the rest of eternity." "And we get to keep the cash, too, right?" "Sure." "Why not?" "You're hurting me." "Shut up." "Applesauce every time." "Hey, boys!" "You want a blizzard with my flip-flop?" "No, thanks, but we'll take that bottle of booze." "Beat it, you freak." "Get out of here." "I'll be back with my flip-flop!" "Schnapps." "Peppermint?" "All right!" "Want a hit?" "Drink up." "Here's to fifty million clams." "To the defilement of Earth and corruption of its people." "OK, whatever." "Just drink it." "Cheers." "It's awfully hot down here." "How do you manage to stay so cool?" "Beer lowers the body temperature." "I read that in a beer magazine." "This liquid will probably quench my thirst." "Cool me off." "Definitely." "Give you a pretty good buzz." "Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity." "No, it won't?" "Oh, Nicky." "I've missed you." "Come out and say hello!" "I'm not Nicky." "I'm calling you out, brother!" "Adrian, this is very painful." "There you are." "I told you he was sick." "Oh, hello, Cassius." "All right, Adrian!" "Let me out!" "New Hell really only needs one new Satan." "You motherfu" "But Cassius could use some company for eternity." "So get in the flask." "Kick his ass, Nicky." "Sleep." "You got it." "Hey, hold up." "Someone's got to take a pee." "That dog's got smoke balls!" "Run, Beefy!" "Run!" "You can't make me drink, Adrian." "Of course I can." "Oh, it's Nicky's little ragamuffin." "Drink or she dies." "Unlike you, she won't come back from where she's going." "Let go of her!" "This is between you and me!" "I hear a train a-coming!" "Adrian, stop!" "Drink!" "All right!" "Don't hurt her!" "Don't do it, Nicky!" "I have to, Valerie." "Now, that hurt the both of us." "See you in Hell!" "Hey, look at the bright side." "You can go for a swim." "You can play the harmonica, and you can choke someone." "Take me to my room." "I want to be alone!" "In your weakened condition, if you vacate the throne... any of your sons can claim the seat of power for their own." "Horseshit." "Hey, good news." "Adrian's back." "I'm going to be all right?" "Where's Nicky?" "He came with you and Cassius, right?" "I came through that gate alone." "Sorry, sir." "False alarm." "Would everyone stop playing with me... and tell me what my brother's up to?" "What is this?" "Is it Dad's birthday?" "There he is." "Hi!" "I can't believe you're here!" "Welcome." "Up with the sign." "Can I just tell you I am so excited right now?" "So excited!" "She really is." "If you could point me to the Black Palace..." "I really got to check in with my dad." "Can I ask you something?" "What do you know about your mom?" "My mom." "My brothers tell me that she was a mountain goat... which would explain my chronic halitosis." "A mountain goat?" "That's really sweet." "Jenna, chair." "Thanks." "My mother wasn't a goat?" "Try an angel." "An angel?" "I'm your mom." "If you're my mom, then how come you're not older?" "Angels don't get any older, son." "I can't believe you just called him "son."" "This is so wild!" "Jenna, Christa." "Time for your mambo lesson." "Chubbs, I'm so sorry." "I totally spaced." "I have company." "This is my son Nicky." "Chubbs used to be a golf pro... but up here he's just the dopest dance instructor." "Ah, that's nice." "You mambo?" "I don't think so." "It's all in the hips." "Bye, Chubbs." "All in the hips, yeah!" "Nobody in this room will tell you a thing, Adrian." "Right!" "Hey, let him go!" "Perhaps a titty-twister will loosen your lips." "I'm getting turned on." "All I know is that if you sit on that throne... in your father's weakened condition" "Tit-head, no!" "You can claim the seat of power for your own." "Really?" "As the founder of Hell..." "I command you to stay off that throne!" "Even in Hell I get no respect." "Put me down!" "So where did you meet Dad?" "It was a long time ago at this Heaven-Hell mixer." "I remember that night." "You had, like, four daiquiris." "At first I didn't really like him." "He was really conceited." "But he was funny." "And I hate to admit it, but he had a really hot body." "Puppy phone." "It's so cute." "Hi, Michelle." "Yeah, he's here right now." "I don't know if he's hot." "He's my son, you perv." "Can I call you back?" "That was my friend Michelle." "She says hi." "Say hi back." "I'll just call her later." "We totally saw you save your girlfriend's life." "That was so cool." "That's why you came to Heaven instead of Hell." "Self-sacrifice automatically gets you here." "How did you see me?" "We can see anything that's going on on Earth." "Look." "Someone else is taking the internship." "That's "Felicity." I love that show." "Do you watch?" "I haven't seen it, but I hear good things." "This is an "Action News" special report." "Moments ago, a large chunk of what appears to be Hell... began to rise from beneath Central Park." "Far from being terrified... many New Yorkers have begun flocking to the site... turning it into an unofficial party central." "And this just in..." "I'm cheating on my husband with the weatherman." "Show him Central Park." "I love your legs." "That's my father's throne!" "Is Dad OK?" "Let's see." "I was a good Devil, wasn't I?" "You were the best Devil, sir!" "If we fall in there, we will die." "Period." "My underwear is so far up my ass I could taste it." "I hear that." "Welcome to the party!" "It's so nice to see you all here." "I'm so proud of you." "You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting." "You're acting as if there is no Heaven or Hell." "Well, I've got news for you." "There is most definitely a Hell." "What?" "And you're all going there when you die." "Which is in about fifteen minutes." "Holy shit, we really are going to die!" "I'm really burning now!" "What are we going to do?" "I got to help her." "I got to help Dad." "I got to help everybody." "At the stroke of midnight... my father will be completely deteriorated... and all your souls will be mine." "Soon you will see things... more horrible than you can even imagine." "Well, maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad." "So, while we wait... for your enjoyment..." "I bring you a dear, sweet man" "Mr Henry Winkler." "Good evening." "Covered in bees!" "How can I win?" "Adrian is stronger and smarter than me." "Stronger, yes." "Smarter, definitely." "But you have something that he doesn't have." "A speech impediment?" "The inner light, honey." "And you can totally use it." "It's the best power of all." "I do?" "And God told me if you get in really bad trouble... you can use this." "What is it?" "I'm not totally a hundred percent on that... but God said when the time came, you'd know what to do with it." "God's so smart." "Like "Jeopardy!" smart." "My little boy." "Mommy, get me to the Big Apple... because I'm going to rock that town like a hurricane." "You're already there." "Bye, Nicky." "Bye, Mom." "Bye, guys." "Release the good." "Yes, they're furry." "Bunny, bunny, bunny!" "Release the awesome." "What you do is put it in your mouth... and let the meat slide down your throat hole." "Not you, not you!" "Popeye's chicken is the shizzney!" "You know, from this angle, you're kind of cute." "You think so?" "Oh, my God." "He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit." "That turn you on there, RuPaul?" "Excuse me." "Pardon me." "Little Nicky." "I knew you would make it!" "Adrian, I'm asking you nicely." "Let my friends alone... and get in the flask." "Is this a joke?" "No, it's the inner light... and with it, we can defeat whatever you got." "It's true!" "It's not true!" "Run, traitors, run!" "OK, Adrian." "You've left me no choice." "Leave this to me." "Let's see what you've got." "Enough!" "I'm going to kill you with my bare hands." "I'm ready for you." "I guess I wasn't ready." "I totally had to do that." "Hell, yeah!" "Good job!" "That's great!" "Thanks, Mom !" "I'm going to ask you nicely." "Get in the fla" "You want a pillow fight, do you?" "Let's let the feathers fly." "Come on, now." "Come on." "I'm right here." "Where am I going with it, baby?" "Here I am." "I'm sleeping." "Or am I?" "Thanks, Mr Winkler." "I'm asking you one last time." "Get in the flask." "A little help here, please." "Please!" "Don't do this!" "No!" "Good-bye, Nicky." "Nice to see you, brothers." "Now I'm going to bust both of your heads wide open!" "Come on!" "Get 'em, Nicky!" "Come on, Nicky!" "You can do it, Nicky!" "Kick him in his hairy balls!" "Good idea." "One down, one to go, Adrian." "You've asked for this." "Time for the shovel!" "Bring it on!" "Kill him, Adrian!" "Shut up!" "Get him, Nicky!" "Let go of me!" "How did a nice Southern boy learn to fight like that?" "I guess from my father's side of the family." "What?" "No tongue?" "Catch me if you can!" "That is wicked!" "Not long now!" "You got to fly out." "Soon it will all be mine!" "Nicky!" "I know you can do it." "Run, run!" "Do it for the butterflies." "Butterflies?" "The power of good lets you fly out." "Well, you're too late, Nicky!" "Behold your new Satan!" "What's that?" "What's with the ball?" "Ozzy?" "Holy shit." "No, no, no!" "You can do it, Ozzy!" "Bite his fricking head off!" "Spit him in the flask!" "Here you go, Ozzy." "Grand Central, Nicky!" "Start running." "You'll never make it." "You've got to die." "I'll just go to Heaven." "Not if you do something bad right before you die." "You're right." "Hey, Nicky!" "Cover Winkler in bees!" "You can do it!" "Sorry, Henry." "Do me!" "With what?" "I don't know." "Here." "Kill him with this." "I'll never forget you, guys." "And we will never forget you, my friend." "I love you." "And I love you, Nicky." "I got them, Dad!" "I did it!" "Unholiness, you're back!" "You look great!" "It's all in the hips" "It's in the hips" "You're all right!" "You came through, Nicky." "I came through for you, Dad... and I came through for Mom and the butterflies." "You're back in Hell now, kid." "There are no butterflies here." "If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth." "What about you and Grandpa and everybody in Hell?" "I let my butterflies die once upon a time... and it's never stopped hurting." "That's right!" "You heard me, Holly." "What?" "I'm still in love with you!" "Oh, my God, he's talking about me." "And don't think I forgot about how crazy you get... after a few daiquiris." "That guy is still the biggest horndog." "Yeah, he is." "Listen, I got down low." "Your mom's got up high." "You take care of the middle." "OK, Dad." "But, in the words of Motley Crue... this will always be my home sweet home." "Don't be afraid to show your face." "You're such a handsome boy." "I hate to interrupt... but it's time for Hitler's punishment." "I'll take that." "Maybe they'll let us out." "Grandpa!" "OK, kids." "Enjoy your new home!" "Holy shnit!" "Such a little angel." "Only a quarter, ma'am." "Tickle, tickle, tickle." "Sorry."

"♪ Theme music playing ♪" "♪ Game of Thrones 5x03 ♪ High Sparrow Original Air Date on April 26, 2015" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ ♪" "♪ Music playing ends ♪" "Valar morghulis." "Valar dohaeris." "I've been sweeping this floor for days." "Good." "I didn't come here to sweep floors." "No?" "Why come, then?" "You said I could be your apprentice." "You said you'd teach me how to be a Faceless Man." "A man teaches a girl." "Valar dohaeris." "All men must serve." "Faceless Men most of all." "I want to serve." "A girl wants to serve herself." "Here we serve the Many-Faced God." "To serve well, a girl must become no one." "Which one's the Many-Facedod?" "I see the Stranger." "I see the Drowned God." "I see the weirwood face." "There is only one god." "A girl knows his name." "And all men know his gift." "Where are they taking him?" "Queen Margaery!" "Queen Margaery!" "Queen Margaery!" "Queen Margaery!" "Queen Margaery!" " I am his and he is mine." " I am hers and she is mine." "From this day until the end of my days." "Did I hurt you?" "No." "You were lovely." " It all happened so fast." " Yes." "I was scared maybe I hurt you." " It sounded like" " No, no, no." "You're very sweet." "The sweetest king who ever lived." "This is all I want to do all day, every day, for the rest of my life." "Wouldn't that be glorious?" "Shouldn't we rest a little while?" "Just to catch our breath?" "There's no rush, is there?" "Of course not." "Are you hungry?" "Should I have them bring you some cake or pomegranate juice?" "No, I'm fine." "I just want you all to myself." "I want to know everything there is to know about King Tommen, First of His Name." "King Tommen." "Still sounds strange to me." "Does Queen Margaery sound strange to you?" "So strange." " Husband." " Wife." "Sometimes it feels odd." "I'm the king," "I've married the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's all because my brother died." "I understand." "But it's not your fault." "You know that, don't you?" "You mustn't feel guilty." "I don't feel guilty." "That's what's odd." "Do you like to sail?" "I love to sail." "I do, too." "I think we're going to be very happy, you and I." "I do, too." "Living in a tower so high it touches the clouds." "Of course, my grandmother couldn't wait to go home." "The capital's not for everyone, I suppose." "Does your mother like it here?" "I don't think so." "She told me never to trust anyone in King's Landing." "It's so wonderful to have her watching over you." "A lioness guarding her cub." "Well, but I'm a man now." "You are." "And the king." "But you'll always be her baby boy." " I suppose." " I adore her." "She's always been so generous with me, so kind." "And the horrors she's had to endure-- losing her husband, her eldest child, and her father." "It's no wonder she's so protective of you." "She'll never let you out of her sight." "You look very much in love." "The first days of marriage are often so blissful." "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she?" "Like a doll." "She smiles quite a lot." "Do you think she's intelligent?" "I can't quite tell." "Not that it matters." "Do you ever miss Casterly Rock?" "There's nothing for me in Casterly Rock." "That's where you grew up." "You always told me that you liked the people there better." "You said that King's Landing smelled of horse dung and sour milk." "Why are we speaking of Casterly Rock?" "The way that you talked about it," "I always thought that you missed it, that you-- that it was your real home." "This is my real home now, where my family lives." "I want you to be happy, Mother." "I know that." "I know you do." "My sweet boy." "But wouldn't you be happier in Casterly Rock?" "I said, "Darling, surely four times is enough."" ""Are you trying to set a new record?"" "He said, "Well, what is the record?" "I'm sure we can break it."" "Mother." "Welcome." "Don't you look lovely?" "Marriage agrees with you." "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink?" "I wish we had some wine for you." "It's a bit early in the day for us." "No, no, I can't stay." "I just wanted to let you know if there's ever anything I can do for you..." "You are very sweet." "Tommen seems quite taken with his new queen." "I absolutely adore him." "You raised a gallant young man." "I'm forever grateful." "Good." "Good." "I'm glad to hear you're happy." "Ecstatic." "I really am." "Exhausted, to be honest." "But what could I expect?" "He is half lion, half stag." "I'll leave you to it, then." "Oh, forgive me." "I haven't been at court for long." "I get so confused." "What's the proper way to address you now?" "Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?" "There's no need for such formalities." "In any event, judging from the king's enthusiasm, the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon." "Won't that be a lovely day?" "Can you imagine the celebrations?" "They'll ring the bells all day and night." "Remember... anything you need." "We can't hold the North with terror alone." "You can't hold the North if you let these lesser lords insult us." "I sent you there to collect taxes, not bodies." "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay." "Said the Warden of the North would always be a Stark and he'd be damned if he'd kiss a traitor's boot." "He left you no choice." "I flayed him living along with his wife and brother." "Made his son watch." "And?" "The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." "I've something important to tell you." "Stop eating and listen." "We don't have enough men to hold the North if the other houses rise up against us." "Do you understand that?" "Our pact with the Lannisters protects" "I had a pact with Tywin Lannister." "And Tywin Lannister is dead." "The remaining Lannisters are a thousand miles away dealing with that fact." "They've never once in the history of the Seven Kingdoms sent their army this far north." "If you think they will for us, you're a fool." "We've become a great house by entering into alliances with other houses and parlaying those alliances into greater power." "The best way to forge a lasting alliance isn't by peeling a man's skin off." "The best way is marriage." "Now that you're a Bolton by royal decree, it's high time you married a suitable bride." "And as it happens," "I've found the perfect girl to solidify our hold on the North." "That's Moat Cailin." "Yes, a bit shabby, isn't it?" "You've been here before?" "On our way down to King's Landing with my father and Arya." "Where are you taking me?" "Home." "The Boltons have Winterfell." "Your marriage proposal, it wasn't for you." "No." "Roose Bolton murdered my brother." "He betrayed my family." "He did." "He serves the Lannisters." "For now." " I won't go." " Winterfell is your home." " Not anymore." " Always." "You're a Stark." "Dying your hair doesn't change that." "You're Sansa Stark, eldest surviving child of Ned and Catelyn Stark." "Your place is in the North." "I can't marry him." "You can't make me." "He is a traitor." "A murderer!" "You're not marrying Roose Bolton." "No, you'll be marrying his son and heir Ramsay." "One day he'll be Warden of the North and you" " No." " Sansa." "No, you can't make me." "I will starve myself." "I will die before I have to go there." "I won't force you to do anything." "Don't you know by now how much I care for you?" "Say the word and we turn the horses around, but listen to me." "Listen." "You've been running all your life." "Terrible things happen to your family and you weep." "You sit alone in a darkened room mourning their fates." "You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father." "Stop being a bystander." "Do you hear me?" "Stop running." "There's no justice in the world." "Not unless we make it." "You loved your family." "Avenge them." "Banners!" "How do we get through there?" "We don't." "We go around." "Takes us miles out of the way." "We'll lose sight of them." "Doesn't matter." "I know where they're going." "Aren't you getting a bit old to be a squire?" "How did you end up squiring for the Imp?" "He hates that nickname." "Well, he's not here to complain about it, is he?" "I squired for a knight named Ser Lorimer during the War of the Five Kings." "One night he had a bit too much to drink and he was famished, so he borrowed a ham." "He borrowed it?" "He wasn't a thief." "He was drunk and hungry and he wasn't thinking." "I was drunk, too." "He gave me half the ham." "Next morning, one of the guards saw him passed out under a wagon with the hambone still in his hand." "They hanged him that afternoon." "They tied the noose for me, too, but Lord Tywin heard my family name was Payne, so he pardoned me and sent me to King's Landing to squire for his son." "As punishment for both of you." "It didn't seem that way." "Lord Tyrion was always very good to me." "Yes, all your lords have been very kind to you." "All except me." "Sorry you had to squire for such a nasty person." "I'm not sorry." "You're the best fighter I've ever seen." "You beat the Hound." "I'm proud to be your squire." "I'm sorry I'm always snapping at you." "If you didn't snap at me, I wouldn't learn anything." "You want to be a knight, Pod?" "Yes." "Starting tomorrow, we'll train with a sword twice a day." "Before we ride in the morning and after you make camp in the evening." "And I'm going to show you how to ride properly." "Thank you." "I can't knight you, but I can teach you how to fight." "I suppose that's more important." "You weren't a knight, but you were a Kingsguard to Renly Baratheon, weren't you?" "I was." "Lord Tyrion said he was a good man." "He was." "How did you end up serving Renly?" "When I was a girl, my father held a ball." "I'm his only living child, so he wanted to make a good match for me." "He invited dozens of young lords to Tarth." "I didn't want to go, but he dragged me to the ballroom." "And it was wonderful." "None of the boys noticed how mulish and tall I was." "They shoved each other and threatened to duel when they thought it was their turn to dance." "They whispered in my ear how they wanted to marry me and take me back to their castles." "My father smiled at me and I smiled at him." "I had never been so happy." "Till I saw a few of the boys snickering." "And then they all started to laugh." "They couldn't keep the game going any longer." "They were toying with me." ""Brienne the Beauty" they called me." "Great joke." "And I realized I was the ugliest girl alive." "A great lumbering beast." "I tried to run away, but Renly Baratheon took me in his arms." ""Don't let them see your tears," he told me." ""They're nasty little shits and nasty little shits aren't worth crying over."" "He danced with me and none of the other boys could say a word." "Renly was the king's brother after all." "But wasn't he...?" "Lord Tyrion said he was..." "Yes, Pod, he liked men." "I'm not an idiot." "He didn't love me." "He didn't want me." "He danced with me because he was kind and didn't want to see me hurt." "He saved me from being a joke." "From that day until his last day." "And I couldn't save him in return." "Nothing's more hateful than failing to protect the one you love." "One day I will avenge King Renly." "But you said a shadow murdered him." "How do you fight a shadow?" "A shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon." "I know it was Stannis." "I know it in my heart." "Stannis is a man, not a shadow." "And a man can be killed." " Lord Commander." " Your Grace." "I'd like to speak alone." "Olly is my steward now as I was Lord Commander Mormont's." "I want him to attend my meetings to learn from men with experience." "One day he might command." "Very well." "Have you considered my offer?" "I have." "And I thank you for it." "You do me great honor." "All my life I wanted to be Jon Stark." "Say the word and you will be." "But I have to refuse you." "I'm Lord Commander of the Night's Watch." "My place is here." "I'm giving you the chance to avenge your family, to take back the castle where you grew up." "To rule the North." "I wish I could fight beside you." "Believe me, I do." "But I swore a sacred vow at the godswood." "I pledged my life to the Night's Watch." "You're as stubborn as your father." "And as honorable." "I can imagine no higher praise." "I didn't mean it as praise." "Honor got your father killed." "But if your mind's made up, I won't try and dissuade you." "May I ask, Your Grace, how long you plan to stay at Castle Black?" "Are you bored of us already?" "You saved us from Mance Rayder's army." "We will never forget that." "But it's a question of survival." "The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the wildling prisoners indefinitely." "Winter is coming." "I know it." "We march on Winterfell within the fortnight, before the snows trap us here." "And the wildlings?" "If they'd rather burn than fight for me, so be it." "I leave their fate to you." "You could execute them." "That's the safest course." "Or you could see if this Tormund fellow is more willing to compromise than Mance ever was." "I assume the brothers of the Night's Watch would rather see the wildlings dead." "Most of the brothers, yes." "There's little love for the free folk here." "You're the Lord Commander." "Your decision." "You have many enemies in Castle Black." "Have you considered sending Alliser Thorne elsewhere?" "Give him command of Eastwatch-by-the-Sea." "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close." "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." "He sees something in you." "Might not be apparent from his tone, but it's the truth." "He believes in you." "I'm sorry I disappointed him." "The king is a complicated man, but he wants to do what's right for the Seven Kingdoms." "As long as he's ruling them." "He's the one true king." "He has a blood right to that throne." "I've sworn to stay clear of the politics of the Seven Kingdoms." "Have you now?" "How does the Night's Watch vow go again?" "I'll bet you've got it memorized since you got here." "Night gathers and now my watch begins." "No, not that bit." "The bit at the end." "I am the sword in the darkness, the watcher on the walls, the shield that guards the realms of men." " I pledge my life" " Right, that's enough." "The shield that guards the realms of men." "That's what you swore to be." "Now, I'm not a learned man, but the best way to help the most people might not be sitting in a frozen castle at the edge of the world." "It just might mean wading in the muck, getting your boots dirty and doing what needs to be done." "And what needs to be done?" "As long as the Boltons rule the North, the North will suffer." "Just one man's opinion." "What do you want?" "Who are you?" " What?" " You, who walk in here with a coin you never earned whose value you do not respect." "Who are you?" "No one." "Ow!" "Cunt!" "A lie." "A sad little lie." "Who are you?" "I told you, I'm no" "Do that again, and" "Who are you?" "You're about to find out." "What are you doing?" "We were only playing." "The Game of Faces." " A girl is not ready." " Clearly not." "I am ready!" "For what?" "For whatever you want." "To be a Faceless Man." "To be no one." "Whose sword is that?" "It belongs to Arya Stark." "Arya Stark's sword, Arya Stark's clothes," "Arya Stark's stolen silver." "A man wonders how is it that no one came to be surrounded by Arya Stark's things." "What do we do with them after we wash them?" "Open gate!" "Honor guard, stand to!" "Hold up." "Easy." "Lady Sansa." "Welcome." "Lord Bolton." "May I introduce my son Ramsay Bolton?" "It's an honor to meet you, my lady." "I'll bring you a bowl of hot water." "You must want to wash." "Thank you." "Welcome home, Lady Stark." "The North remembers." "Sam?" "Maester Aemon?" "He apologizes for not being here." "He's not feeling well." "Take good care of him." "Brothers." "As you all know too well, it's long past time to dig a new latrine pit." "Brothers." "First Builder Yarwyck and I have decided to appoint a latrine captain to oversee this crucial task." "Brian." "Seems like a good job for a ginger." " That's him!" " That's him." "Ser Alliser." "You have more experience than any other ranger at Castle Black." "You proved your valor many times over while defending the Wall from the wildling attack." "I name you First Ranger." "Hear, hear!" "Lord Janos." "I'm giving you command of Greyguard." "Greyguard is a ruin." "Yes, the fort is in a sorry state." "Restore it as best you can." "First Builder Yarwyck can spare 10 of his" "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes." "Keep your ruin." "All right, all right!" "Enough of that." "You mistake me, my lord." "That was a command, not an offer." "Pack your arms and armor, say your farewells, and ride for Greyguard." "I will not go meekly off to freeze and die." "Give it to one of the fools who cast a stone for you." "I will not have it." "Did you hear me, boy?" "I will not have it!" "Are you refusing to obey my order?" "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." "Take Lord Janos outside." "Olly, bring me my sword." " Get out." " You cannot do this!" "Get your hands off me!" "Scum, all of you!" "If the boy thinks he can frighten me, he's mistaken." "Yes, very mistaken." "Disgrace!" "I have friends." "Important friends in the capital." " You'll see." " Kneel!" "If you have any last words, my lord, now's the time." "I was wrong." "You're the Lord Commander." "We all serve you." "I'm sorry." "Not only for this, for all I've done and said." "I was wrong." "My lord, please!" "Mercy!" "Mercy!" "I'll go!" "I will!" "Please." "I'm afraid." "I've always been afraid." "You have served us well, my son." "Thank you, Father." "Which of the Seven will you worship today?" " The Maiden." " Always the Maiden." "And the Stranger." " Two is extra, you realize?" " Yes, yes." "What are you doing?" "This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish." "You can't" "You have profaned our faith, the faith of our fathers and forefathers." "I am the High Septon of the" "You are a sinner." "And you shall be punished." "Ah!" " Sinner." " Sinner." " Sinner." "Sinner." " Repent!" "Sinner." "Sinner." "Sinner." "Sinner." " Shame on you." " Sinner." "Sinner." "Your Grace, Grand Maester," "Lord Tyrell, uh..." "It doesn't matter." "As the High Septon of the Faith of the Seven," "I give voice to the will of the gods and am their foremost servant in this world." "An insult to me is an insult to the gods." "An assault on my person is an assault on our very religion." " You were assaulted?" " I was." "By those fanatics who call themselves sparrows." "They humiliated me, they beat me, they left me naked and bleeding on the cobblestones." "I am lucky to be alive." "I heard this assault began in Littlefinger's brothel." "High Septon, this is a rather shocking thing to hear." "I tend to both the highest born and the lowliest amongst us." "Even prostitutes may earn the mercy of the Mother." "So you were ministering to the needs of these devout prostitutes?" "A man's private affairs ought to stay private." "What do you want from us, High Septon?" "Justice." "I ask that you protect our faith by arresting these criminals and throwing them in the black cells." "I ask that you execute their leader, this so-called High Sparrow." "He's a threat to everything we hold sacred." " If he goes unpunished" " And where do I find this man?" "This High Sparrow?" "I don't think this is a good idea, Your Grace." "Nonsense, Ser Meryn." "These are deeply religious people." "Where can I find the High Sparrow?" "Seven blessings." " Thank you." " Just a little more." "Thank you." "Thank you." "A young man said I'd find the High Sparrow back here." " Where is he?" " High Sparrow?" "Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?" "Like Lord Duckling or King Turtle." "Still, it's meant to." "We're often stuck with the names our enemies give to us." "The notion that we're all equal in the eyes of the Seven doesn't sit well with some, so they belittle me." "Seven blessings to you." "Seven blessings to you, my dear." "It's only a name." "Quite an easy burden to bear." "Far easier than hers." "Why no shoes?" "Because I gave them away to someone who needed them more." "We all do that." "It stops us from forgetting what we really are." "Is that why you came to King's Landing?" "To remind everyone?" "Everyone?" "Hard enough job reminding myself." "Well, I tell them no one's special and they think I'm special for telling them so." "Perhaps they're right." "It would be comforting to believe that, wouldn't it?" "Have the gods sent you here to tempt me?" "I hope not." "I had assumed you'd only come here to arrest me for that incident with the High Septon." "An unacceptable way to treat the chosen representative of the gods in this world, wouldn't you say?" "Hypocrisy is a boil." "Lancing a boil is never pleasant." "Although they could have been more careful with the blade." "The High Septon came to speak to me today." "He doesn't want me to arrest you." "He wants me to execute you." "I wouldn't presume to know your thoughts on the matter." "My thoughts on the matter are in line with your own." "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude." "Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away at the faith from the inside." "So now he resides in the Red Keep dungeons instead." "The faith and the crown are the two pillars that hold up this world." "One collapses, so does the other." "We must do everything necessary to protect one another." " Your Grace." " Send a raven with this message to Littlefinger at the Eyrie or wherever he's slithering about." "At once, Your Grace." "How's your work coming along?" "Very well." "You've made progress?" "More than I expected." " Still a way to go, but..." " Very good." "I'll leave you to it, then." "Make sure Littlefinger is clear on the meaning of the word "immediately."" "Shh." "Easy, friend." "She really is lovely." "I hope I can make her happy." "I hope so, too." "I've become quite fond of Lady Sansa during our travels together." "She's suffered enough." "I'll never hurt her." "You have my word." "I've heard very little about you, which makes you quite a rare thing as lords go." "I haven't been a lord very long." "I was a bastard." "And you're not anymore." "Allow me a moment alone with Lord Baelish." "Yes, Father." "And thank you, Lord Baelish." "I'm forever in your debt." "He seems pleased." "Shouldn't he be?" "I assure you, she's still a virgin." "Tyrion never consummated the marriage." "By the law of the land, she is no man's wife." "Inspect her if you must." "I'll leave that to the brothel keeper." "It's her name I need, not her virtue." "Then I have delivered everything I promised." "And you're prepared for the consequences when the Lannisters hear I've wed Sansa Stark to Ramsay?" "The Lannister name doesn't mean what it once did." "Tywin is dead." "He kept his house in power through sheer will." "Without him, Jaime has one hand and no allies." "Tommen is a soft boy, not a king to fear." "The queen will be enraged." "Queen Margaery adores Sansa." "Cersei is Queen Mother, a title whose importance wanes with each passing day." "And yet she still has friends, men in important places whom she can ask for favors." "A message for you from Cersei Lannister." "A rider arrived from the Eyrie shortly before dawn." "Apparently she thinks you're still in the Vale." "A message for me, you say?" "Strange that the seal is broken." "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish." "If you receive word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." "The Lannisters made you one of the great lords of Westeros, yet here you are in the North undermining them." "Why gamble with your position?" "Every ambitious move is a gamble." "You gambled when you drove a dagger into Robb Stark's heart." "It appears that your gamble paid off." "You're Warden of the North." "I had Tywin Lannister's backing." "Who supports me now?" "You?" "The Eyrie is mine." "The last time the lords of the Eyrie formed an alliance with the lords of the North, they brought down the greatest dynasty this world has ever known." "I'd like to borrow one of your birds." "Cersei will expect a reply." "I'd like to read the reply." "I have to get out of this wheelhouse." "Volantis is a large city." "I have to get out of this wheelhouse." "The likelihood of you being spotted here increases a hundredfold." "Mm, I have to get out of this wheelhouse." "I'm not sure how many new ways I can find of saying this." "I will not be of any use to Daenerys Targaryen if I lose my mind." "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours." "It's a perfectly good face." "I am losing my mind." "If anyone recognizes you, you'll lose more than that." "Look, we are thousands of miles from Westeros." "What am I?" "One more drunk dwarf." "Whoa!" "We have to go now." "Come on, hold it." "Hold it." "Are you ready?" "Slaves." "Yes, the Volantene masters are very organized." "Flies for dung shovelers." "Hammers for builders." "Tears for whores." "Lest they forget." "We should keep moving." "The only red priest we had in King's Landing was Thoros of Myr." "This one's much better-looking." "Stone Men." "Good luck stopping the spread of greyscale with prayer." "You'd have better luck dancing away the plague." "Shh." "We're going to meet the savior." "You should have told me." "Who doesn't want to meet the savior?" "Come on." "Let's find a brothel." "Build your house in a day." "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock." "See?" "We blend right in." "Just two more travelers mad with lust." "Thank you." "What curious hair." "The Mother of Dragons!" "It appears you're not the only Targaryen supporter." "We were just heading east to see you." "I've got a dragon for you." "How much to make him spit fire?" "Someone who inspires priests and whores is worth taking seriously." "What makes you worth that much?" " I'm magic." " I'll bet you bloody are." "Well, she's taken." "Where are you going?" "I need to speak to someone with hair." " Hello." " Hello." " You've got no drink." " You've got no money." "Do I look like a man without money?" "Never trust looks." "Until quite recently," "I was one of the richest men in the world." "Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?" "I always pay my debts." "I'm well known for it." "You like her." "They all like her." "They all want to fuck a queen." "That's because they've never met a queen." "You're just saying that." "You know how to spot a liar." "If I could pick any girl here," "I would pick you." "Why?" "Because you have a skeptical mind." "All right, then." "I'm warning you, we're going to have to wash you first." "Come on." "I'm" " I'm sorry, I can't." "Of course you can." "You're shy." "I'm not." "Have another drink." "Gladly, but this I can't do." "Believe me, no one is more shocked than I am." "I hope it passes." "What will I do in my spare time?" "Go for a piss." "That's a start." "No need to worry." "I was just" "Oh, I thought you were someone else." "Show's almost over." "I'm sure there are girls inside who'd be happy to oblige." "You've made some kind of mistake." "Why don't you tell me what you think you're doing and then" "I'm taking you to the queen." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ Music playing ♪" "♪ Music playing ends ♪"

"The winner of a 30,000-dollar scholarship... is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz." "And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas..." "Tara Dawn Holland!" "...scholarship... is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz." "And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland!" "Therearetwokinds of people in this world— winners and losers." "Inside each and every one of you... at the very core of your being... is a winner waiting to be awakened... and unleashed upon the world." "With my nine-step "Refuse to Lose" program... you now have the necessary tools and the insights... and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you... and to go out and make your dreams come true." "No hesitating." "No complaining." "And no excuses." "I want you to go out in the world... and I want you to be winners!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'm on my way." "I don't know how long." "I don't know!" "Richard, he has nowhere else to go." "I'm not smoking." "I'm not!" "Look, I'm at the hospital." "Yeah, okay." "Bye." "Miss Hoover?" "Your brother's fine." "I need you to keep him away from sharp objects—knives, scissors." "If you have medications, depressants in your house, keep them secure." " I'd prefer to keep him, but—" " I know." "The insurance." "You want to see him? Hey, Frank." "Sheryl." "I'm so glad you're still here." "Well, that makes one of us." "Astronglowpressure system passed across New Mexico... bringing with it a little moisture that will cool things off a bit." "We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque." "There will be no significant accumulations of rainfall—" "Do you want to talk or no?" " Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%—" " No." "Hello?" "Anyone?" "Down here." "We have you with Dwayne." "Dwayne, hi." "Uncle Frank's here." "He doesn't mind, Frank." "We talked." "Wha— I know." "I know." "But we can't have you sleeping alone." "The doctor said." "I'm sorry." "I have to insist." "You'll get along fine." "He's really quiet." "And here's your cot." "Please, Frank." "Please." "Thank you." "I'm gonna start dinner." "You can come out when you're settled." "And, uh, just leave the door open." "That's important." "Dwayne, honey, there's a bucket of chicken in the car." "Can you get it?" "And, uh, I'll make a salad." " Olive?" " Yeah?" " Is Grandpa with you?" " Yeah." " What are you guys doing?" " Rehearsing." " Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes." " Okay." " Hi." " Hi." "Frank's here." "Oh, God." "Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?" "Well, check the machine." " Dwayne, please, come on." "The chicken." "It's in the car." "Will you set the table?" "We'll do paper plates tonight." "RememberOlive was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine?" " They just called right now—" " Hey, it's your sister!" "Fuck." "Hi." "Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please." "Any way to reach him or—" "Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not." "If—" "Yes." "Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend?" "He has my cell number." "Just to let me know we're on." "Okay?" "Thank you." "Bye." " So what happened with Stan Grossman?" " He's in Scottsdale." "Why didn't he call?" "Will you let me worry about this, please?" "Dwayne, can you check on Frank?" "Tell him it's dinnertime." "Olive!" "Dinnertime!" "Coming!" "What?" "Dinner?" "What, you don't talk anymore?" "Why not?" "You can talk." "You just choose not to?" "Is that Nietzsche?" "You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche." "Far out." "Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne." "Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run and get Sprite for everyone." "Olive, come on!" "Dinnertime!" "Okay." "So who do you hang out with?" "No one?" "What about your family?" "Frank!" "Hey!" " Richard." " Good to... see you." "Let me get Olive." " Olive?" "Dad?" " You guys, go on and start." " Let's go!" " We're coming." " Frank, some Sprite?" " Yes." "And I want everyone to have at least a little salad." "Thanks, Sheryl." "Honey." "So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking." "Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence." "You've taken a vow of silence?" "Yeah." "He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot... and he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches that goal." " You're kidding?" " Hi, Uncle Frank." "Oh, hey, Olive." "Wow, you're gettin' big." "Almost like a real person." " What happened to your arms?" " Olive." "That's all right." "I had a little accident." "I'm okay." " How's the, uh, routine coming, honey?" " It's good." "Yeah?" "When are you gonna show it to us?" "I don't know." "It's up to Grandpa." "A couple of days." "It still needs work." "What's that?" "Chicken?" "Every night it's the fuckin' chicken!" " Holy God Almighty!" "It is possible just once—" " Dad!" "We could get something to eat around here that's not the goddamn fucking chicken?" " Hey, Dad!" "Dad!" " I'm just sayin'—" " Christ." " When you want to start cooking your own food, you're welcome." " At Sunset Manor, you know—" " If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn't have got kicked out." "For God's sakes." "So when did you start with the vow?" "Been nine months, Frank." "He hasn't said a word." "Not one." "I think it shows tremendous discipline." " Richard." " I really do." "Really." "I think we could learn something from Dwayne." "Dwayne has a goal." "He has a dream." "It may not be my dream, may not be yours... but he's pursuing it with great conviction and focus." "In fact, I was thinking about the nine steps—" "Oh, for crying out loud!" "And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them in his personal quest to self-fulfillment." "Richard, please." "Well, I'm just saying I've come around." "I think he could use our support." "How did it happen?" " How did what happen?" " Your accident." "Honey, here." "Oh,no,it 'sokay." "Unless you object." "No, I'm pro-honesty here." "I just think, you know, it's up to you." "Be my guest." "Olive, um, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident." "What happened was he..." "tried to kill himself." "You did?" "Why?" "I'm sorry." "I don't think this is an appropriate conversation." "Honey, let's let Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay?" "Shh." "Why did you want to kill yourself?" "No, don't answer the question, Frank." " Richard!" "Richard!" " He's not gonna answer the question." "Frank." " I wanted to kill myself—" " Don't listen to him." " I was very unhappy." " He's sick in his head." " Richard!" " I'm sorry!" "I don't think it's an appropriate conversation..." " for a seven-year-old." " She's gonna find out anyway." " Okay." " Go on, Frank." "Why were you unhappy?" "Um, well, there are a lot of reasons." "Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back." "Who?" "One of my grad students." "I was very much in love with him." "Him?" "It was a boy?" "You fell in love with a boy?" " Yes, I did." "Very much so." " That's silly." "You're right." "It was silly." "It was very, very silly." " There's another word for it." " Dad." " So, that's when you tried to kill yourself?" " Well, no." "The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man— Larry Sugarman." " Who's Larry Sugarman?" " Larry Sugarman is, perhaps... the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S." " Who's number one?" " That would be me, Rich." " Really?" " Mm-hmm." "So that's when." "No." "What happened was I was a bit upset... so I said some things that I shouldn't have said... and I did some things that I shouldn't have done... and subsequently I was fired from my job... and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel." " And that's when you tried to—" " Well, no." "Actually, all of that was okay." "What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom... awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman." "And that's when I—" "Decided to check out early." "Yes." "Yes." "And I failed at that as well." "Olive, the important thing to understand here... is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself." "He made a series of foolish choices— I'm sorry— and he gave up on himself... which is something winners never do." "So that's the story, okay?" "Now, everyone, just let's move on and, uh—" "Is he always like this?" "How can you stand it?" "Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this." "Okay." "Little Miss Chili Pepper is a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque... but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl." "This is our sister." " Cindy." " Spring break." "Dwayne went to see his dad in Florida for two weeks... and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins." " She made it to the top of the regionals out there." " I was in second place." "Well, what do you think your chances are?" "I think I can win, because some of the other girls... they've been doing it longer, but I practice every day." " Yeah." "Good luck." " Not about luck, Frank." "Luck is the name losers give to their own failings." "It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win." " You've got to want it badder than anybody else." " I do." " Then you're gonna be a winner." " Richard." "It's the truth." "It's the truth." "You know, actually, there is a message from Cindy on the machine." "Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine." " What?" "Little Miss Sunshine?" " Yeah." "What?" "Sheryl, it's Cindy." "Remember when Olive was here last month?" "She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine?" "They just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown." "I don't know why." "Something about diet pills." " Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach!" "Oh, my gosh!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" " Finish your dinner!" " I'm finished!" " What happened?" " I'm just calling to— Cindy!" "Yeah, we just got it." "Yeah, she basically went crazy." " I won!" "I won!" "I won!" " No, I didn't get that." "The machine cut you off." "Okay." "Redondo Beach." "This Sunday?" " Wh—Are you guys going?" " Yes." " Can you put it off?" " They have to." "They have to." " Where does that leave us?" " We can't do it." "We can't." "No, no— No, I understand that, Cindy." "Yeah." " They—" " I just— No, I'll just figure it out." "Okay, bye-bye." "It's this Sunday?" "Why can'tJeff and Cindy take her?" "They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara." "You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend." "Well, it's the nationals." "They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal." "What about Olive?" "Little Miss Sunshine!" "Little Miss Sunshine!" "I won!" "I won!" "I'm going!" "We're going!" " You promised?" " We'll fly out and come back Monday." " How are you gonna get around out there?" " We'll rent a car." " And stay at a hotel?" " We can afford it." " This is our seed money." " Well, if I had a little help bringing' it in." " Don't start that." " It all goes to your nine steps!" "I told you I'm gonna talk to Stan Grossman!" "We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income!" " But in the meantime we've gotta be—" " Okay, okay!" "We'll drive!" " I'm not drivin'." " How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata?" " Well, Grandpa does not have to come." " What?" "I coached her!" "I gave her the moves." "I gotta go." " Why don't you take the V.W.?" " I cannot drive a shift." "I tried." " We'll fly there." " We can't afford it." "Well, that's what we're gonna do unless you have a better idea." "Here." "This is dessert." "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "Miss Sunshine!" "Little Miss Sunshine!" "Little Miss Sunshine!" "All right." "I'll drive the bus." "Richard, I was told explicitly not to leave Frank by himself." " No offense, Frank." " None taken." "You got Dwayne here." "They can look after each other." "No, Richard!" "That's asking too much." "If something happened—" "We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us." " Mom, where's my bathing suit?" " Right." "Frank?" "I found it!" "Okay." "I'm going!" "I'm going!" "I'm going!" "Oh, Dwayne, come on, please." "Think of your sister." "Comeon,Dwayne." "It'll be a lot of fun." "You can go to the beach and—" ""This is unfair." ""All I ask is... that you leave me alone. "" "Dwayne, flight school." "I will give you permission for flight school." "Iwon!" "Iwon !" "Iwon!" "Iwon !" "I'm gonna win this one too!" ""But I'm not going... to have any fun."" "Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne." "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Is Grandpa coming to California?" " We're all coming, honey." " Hey, uh, hold on." "Olive, come over here for a second." "Come here." "Sit down for a second." "Look, there's no sense in entering a contest... if you don't think you're gonna win." "So do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine?" "Richard—" "Are you gonna win?" "Yes!" "We're going to California." "Good night, Dwayne." "Not on your watch." "I wouldn't do that to you." "Thank you, Dwayne." "Coming from you, that means a lot." "Good night." "Jesus, I'm tired." "I'm so fucking tired." "Do you know how tired I am?" "If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it." " Dad?" "Watch the language, huh?" " That's how tired I am." "She's listening to music." "Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around." " See?" " All right." " But the rest of us." " Oh, the rest of you." "Can I give you some advice?" "Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway." " I don't want you making the same mistakes I made." " Can't wait to hear this." "Dwayne—That's your name, right?" "Dwayne?" "This is the voice of experience talking." "Are you listening?" "Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne." " Hey!" "Dad!" " Not just one woman." "A lot of women." " That's enough, all right?" " Are you gettin' any?" " Dad!" " You can tell me, Dwayne." "Are you gettin' any?" " Come on, please." " No?" "Jesus." "You're what, 15?" " My God, man!" " Dad!" "You should be gettin'that young stuff." "That young stuff is the best in the world." " Dad, that's enough!" "Stop it!" " Will you kindly not interrupt!" "See, right now you're jailbait." "They're jailbait." "It's perfect." "I mean, you hit 18— Man, you're talking about three to five." "Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!" "So pull the truck over!" "Fuck you!" "I can say what I want." " I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!" " Ah, the Nazi bullets!" "You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor." " What happened at Sunset Manor?" " Frank, don't encourage him." "I'll tell you what happened." "I paid my money." "They took my money." "I should be able to do what the fuck I want!" " He started snorting heroin." " You started snorting heroin?" " I'm old!" " Well, that stuff'll kill you." "What am I, an idiot?" "And don't you start taking that shit." "When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff." " What about you?" " I'm old." "When you're old, you're crazy not to do it." "We've tried." "Believe me." "The intervention was a fiasco." "He's worse than a two-year-old." "Can we please talk about something else?" " I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor." " Frank." "Are you kidding me?" "It was a fuckin' paradise." "They got a pool." "They got golf." "Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa." "Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this." "You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy." " Can you imagine what that's like?" " You must've been very busy." "Whoa!" "I had second-degree burns on my johnson." "I kid you not." " Really?" " Forget about it." "What are you guys talking about?" "Politics." "Oh." "Fuck a lot of women, kid." "I have no reason to lie to you." "Not one woman." "A lot of women." "You heard what I said?" "Did it go in anywhere?" "Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad." "Don't show me the pad." "I don't want to see the fuckin' pad." "Mom, how much can we spend?" "I would say four dollars." "Anything under four dollars." "Hi." "You ready?" "Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please." "All right." "A number seven, over easy, and a grapefruit juice." " Grapefruit." "Okay." " I would like a fruit plate." " And do you have chamomile?" " Yes." " With honey, please." " I would like the lumberjack and coffee." " And extra bacon." " Extra." " Now, Dad, you should probably—" " Richard, don't start." " He's gonna kill himself." " Well, it's his life." " Thank you, Sheryl." " Garden salad?" "And you." " L— I'm sorry." "I, um— Sorry." " Take your time." "Don't apologize, Olive." "It's a sign of weakness." "Um, well, I want— Okay, okay." "I know what I want." "I know." "Okay, can I get the waffles and, uh—" "I don't— What does "alamodey" mean?" " Oh, that means it comes with ice cream." " Okay, "alamodey" then." " Olive, for breakfast?" " You said four dollars." "Okay." "You're right." "Thank you." "Okay." "Be right back." "Actually, Olive, "à la mode"in French... translates literally as "in the fashion."" "Á la mode." ""Mode"is derived from Latin modus, meaning "due or proper measure."" " Frank, shut up." " Richard!" "Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream?" " Yeah." " Well, ice cream is made from cream... which comes from cow's milk... and cream has a lot of fat in it." " Richard." " What?" " She's gonna find out anyway, remember?" " What?" "Find out what?" "Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body." " Richard, I swear to God—" " It's true." " What?" "What's wrong?" " Nothing, honey." "Nothing's wrong." "So if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat." "And if you don't, you're gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie." " Mom—" " Olive, Richard is an idiot." "I like a woman with meat on her bones." "I don't— Why's everyone so upset?" "No, no one's upset, honey." "L—" "I just want you to understand... it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you want to be." "Whatever you want, it's okay." "Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this." "Those women in Miss America—" "Are they skinny, or are they fat?" "Honey?" "Well, they're skinny, I guess." "Yeah." "I guess they don't eat a lot of ice cream." "Okay." "Coffee." "Coffee." " Grapefruit." " Thank you." "Chamomile." "And here's your ice cream." ""Alamodey," right?" "I'll be back with your waffles in a second." "Does anyone want my ice cream?" "Yeah, I'd like a little." "Dwayne?" "Frank?" " Olive's not gonna have her ice cream." " Do you mind if I have a little?" " Yeah, let's dig in." " That looks really good." "Boy, I feel sorry for anybody... that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream so early in the morning." " Boy, that looks good." " You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive?" "Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there." " Mmm!" "Mmm!" " Watch this." "Wait!" "Stop!" "Don't eat it all." " All right, Olive—" " Richard!" "Hey, Stan!" "Stan, it's Richard." "Again." "Listen, I know you're busy... but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale." " So, uh, give me a call, please." " Hey, did you get him?" "No, I can't get a signal out of this thing." "How long till we get there?" " A long time, honey." " I know." "But how long?" "Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving today and 200 tomorrow." " That's a lot of driving." "Let's go." " I'll drive for a while." " No, no." "I got it." " No." "I gotta learn how to do this." "You're doing it." "How hard can it be?" " Push the stick down hard." " I'm pushing hard." "Okay." "Okay, there you go." "Now push the clutch in all the way to the floor." "It's on the floor." "The floor." "Sticking on there." "Push down hard." "Well, you've got a problem." "Your clutch is, uh, shot." "Can we get a new one?" "These old buses, you— you have to order the part." "How long does it take?" "Well, it's the weekend... so... maybe..." "Thursday." "Is there a, uh, dealership around here?" "Well, uh, they're probably gonna be closed." "It's, uh— It's the weekend, you know." "Yes, we're aware of that." "I'll tell you what." "You know these— these old buses?" "You don't need the clutch to change from— from the third to the fourth." "You only really need the clutch to go from number one to number two." "But as long as you keep parking on a hill... and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour... you start her in third, and you go from third to fourth." "What if you're not on a hill?" "There's no hill." "What if there's no hill?" "What do you—" "Yeah, it's—" "Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first." " I know." "We know." " All right, here we go!" "Everybody push!" "All right." "Here we go!" "Push!" "Push!" "Ok— Ok— Okay!" "I just want everyone here to know... that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States." "Here we go!" " Go on, honey." " I'm putting it in gear!" " Go, honey!" " Come on!" "Come on, Olive!" "Run!" "Run!" "Come on!" " Come on!" " Sheryl, let's go!" "Sheryl!" " Frank, let's go!" " I'm coming." " You're losing them." "Slow down!" " I can't slow down!" " Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, you dumb bastard!" " I can't." "I can't slow down." " I can't slow down!" " Let's go!" "Help him." "Come on!" "Come on." "Come on." "Get in." "No one gets left behind." " Close the door!" " No one gets left behind!" "Outstanding, soldier!" "Outstanding!" "Outstanding." " Was that fun?" " Yeah." "So finally I'm just sitting there... and I decide, you know, "This is Stan Grossman." "What the hell?"" "And I start pitching him the nine steps." "And about— I don't know— two minutes in, he stops me, he says..." ""I can sell this."" "Mm-hmm." "Interesting." "Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it." "You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series." "I mean, there's a whole fascinating science into how you roll these things out." " Wow." " Yeah, so he's in Scottsdale right now, you know... building the buzz and kind of getting the whole hype thing going." "He's doing what the pros call a ticking clock auction." "Oh, how about that!" "Yeah, and I can detect that note of sarcasm there, Frank." "What sarcasm?" "I didn't— I didn't hear it." "But I want you to know something." "I feel sorry for you." "You do?" "Good." "Yeah, I do." "Because sarcasm is the refuge oflosers." " It is?" "Really?" " Yep." "Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level... and that's step four in the program." "Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am." " How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?" " That one's on the house." " Okay, you guys, that's enough." " It's on the house." " That was for free?" " No charge." "No charge." " Stop it!" " He started it." "That's— Oh, wait a second." " You are so bad." " Quiet." "This is it." "This is that call." "He-Hello?" "Stan?" "Stan? Stan Grossman?" "Richard Hoover." "Finally." "How're ya doin'?" "No, I know." "We were, uh, on the highway, and I lost you on my cell." "Forget about it." "How'd we do?" "Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room." "You need to go?" "No." "I'm gonna go practice my routine over there." "Okay, well, don't go too far." "Well,I thinkthatwejust gotta talk to him a little." "No, you gotta talk to him." "No, Stan, listen to me." "Hold on now." "I am going to get something to drink." "You want anything?" " Stay positive and—" " Yeah, get me some porn." "Okay." "Get me something really nasty too." "I don't want any of that airbrushed shit." " Okay." " Okay, here's a 20." "Get yourself a little treat too." " Get yourself a fag rag." " All right." "I will." "Uh, that one." "Yes." "And that one." "And I would like that one— No, down." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "I would like that one." "And, uh, I will have a— a blue raspberry Slushee." "Frank?" "Oh, my God!" "How are you?" " Uh—" " I thought you were gonna be in Santa Fe for the conference." "I was looking for you." " Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven?" " Yeah." " Well, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right?" " Yeah." " It's official." " Oh, good." "So we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week—" " Larry's here?" " Yeah." " He's out filling the tank." "He's, uh—" " Oh." "Yeah, there he is." "Wow." "I can't believe this." "How have you been?" "I've been fine." "Good." "Good." "You know, I heard that you got fired." "Yeah." "No, I quit, 'cause enough is enough, you know?" "Right." "Good." "Good." "So what are you up to now?" "Um, I'm weighing my options... and, um, just, you know, taking some time off, and so—" "Great." "That's great." "$ 19.79, sir." "So—" " Well, it was great to see you." " Yeah, you too." " Take care of yourself." " You too." "Bye." "Hey." "You forgot your Slushee." "You're in Scottsdale right now, right?" "Okay, I can come by." "I'm gonna be coming through there." "I could swing right by." "We could—" "Christ." "He's not getting it." "Did you try that?" "Listen to what I'm saying, Stan!" "I'll-I'll— So what happened?" "Nothing." "Let's get out of here." "Wait a minute." "I thought you said this was a done deal." " He said it was a done deal." " What, you didn't get anything?" "Oh, my God!" "Where does that leave us?" "Fucked." "That's where it leaves us." " I can't believe I'm hearing— Did you even try negotiating?" " Yes!" "Of course I tried!" "What do you think I—" "Let's just go, okay?" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go!" ""Where's Olive?"" "Oh!" "All right, Frank." " Come on, Olive." " Come on, Olive." "Come on, sweetie, jump." "Jump in the car." " We can't stop." "Jump." " I got her!" "I got her!" "Richard." "Yeah." "Whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own... which is more than most people ever do... and I include myself in that category." "You took a big chance." "That took guts, and I'm proud of you." "Okay, Dad." "Thank you." "Thank you, Dad." "Okay, here is 11." "Frank, you're 12." "And Grandpa's 13." "Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?" "Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa." " Grandpa?" " I got two beds." "You could still use some rehearsing." "Yeah, that's what I was thinking." "All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow." "I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a.m." "That means no lollygagging." "We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys." " Frank, you guys'll be okay?" " Yeah, we're fine." " Okay, well, good night." " Good night." " Sleep tight." " Okay." "What a fucking nightmare." "Richard, we— we have to talk." "Please." "Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home." "No, Richard, we have to talk now!" "Itriedto tellyou we couldn't afford this trip!" " Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt?" " We are not bankrupt!" "Hey, don't listen to that." "Let's turn on the tube." " We agree that the right man to preserve the traditions—" " I'm gonna brush my teeth." "Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard... about this important choice." "To me—" "Yousaidthiswas alock !" "You said it was a done deal!" "Stan Grossman said it was a done deal!" "I'm not married to Stan Grossman!" "Itrustedhim!" "You gottatrust to be trusted!" "That's step six!" "Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard!" "They're not working!" "Forget it!" "It's over!" "I never want to hear about the nine steps again!" "Perfect." "Perfect." "You're the world champion growler." "Time for your beauty rest." "Get in there." "There you go." "Good night." " Grandpa?" " Yeah." "I'm kinda scared about tomorrow." "Are you kiddin' me?" "You're gonna blow 'em out of the water." "They're not gonna know what hit 'em." " Grandpa?" " Yeah." "Am I pretty?" "Olive, you are... the most beautiful girl in the whole world." "Nah, you're just saying that." "No, I'm not." "I'm madly in love with you." "And it's not because of your brains or your personality." "It's because you're beautiful, inside and out." " Grandpa?" " What?" " I don't want to be a loser." " You're not a loser." "Where'd you get the idea you're a loser?" "Because Daddy hates losers." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Back up a minute." "You know what a loser is?" "A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try." " Now, you're trying, right?" " Yeah." "Well, then, you're not a loser." "We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right?" "Yeah." "We can tell 'em all to go to hell." "Good night, sweetie." "I love you." "What are you doing?" "I'm gonna fix this." "Richard—" "I'm gonna fix this." "Here we go." "Here we go." "Hi." "Hi." "Stan Grossman, please." "Stan, it's Richard." "I don't know where the fuck you are." "I'm at the hotel." "Call me." "But it's funny." "So I said, "You want me to teach you about life experiences?" "You can write a book about my experiences."" "So he says to me—" "Hello, Stan." "You're the one that said it would sell!" "That's what I thought at the time." "But it's a great program." "You said so yourself." "I don't understand." "It's not the program, Richard." "It's you." "Okay?" "No one's heard of you." "Nobody cares." "What's the next step?" "There is none." "We had our shot." "It didn't fly." "We move on." " You-You mean give up?" " Richard." "Hey, wh—Whoa, hey!" "One setback here, and you're ready to just quit?" "Richard, listen." "I pushed this thing hard, okay?" "I rammed it down their fucking throats, and no one bought it!" "It's time to move on." "You're not gonna win this one." "Okay." "Okay." "You know what?" "Good." "I'm glad." "You know why?" "Because this is what the nine steps are all about." " Right here, Stan." "Right here!" " Richard." " Richard, please." " You blew it!" "You blew it." "You're out." "Mom?" "Dad?" "What is it, hon?" "Grandpa won't wake up." "Want to take an eye test?" "Uncle Frank?" "An eye test?" "Olive, come here." "Put those away." "We're gonna have a family meeting." "Dwayne, family meeting." "First of all... the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now." "He's had a long, eventful life... and I know he loves both of you very much." "But if God wants to take him, we have to be ready to accept that, okay?" "Whatever happens, we're a family." "And what's important is that we love each other." "I love you guys so, so much." "Look at this." "This is a 15-pound turkey." "It does it in three hours' time." "Are you the family of Edwin Hoover?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "We did everything we could." "He was, uh—" "Well, it was too much." "He probably just fell asleep and never woke up." "I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains." "Thank you." "Linda! Mom?" "Is Grandpa dead?" "Yeah, honey." "He passed away." "That'swhatthis machine does." "Chicken, fish or beef." "So you always look forward to eating the food." "And that, I believe—" "Put it in the machine." "Center it." "Turn it around." "Hi." "I'm your bereavement liaison, Linda." " My consolations for your loss." " Thank you." "Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out." "A death certificate." "A report of death." "An M.E. Pink slip." "Please try and be as detailed as possible." "Um, this is a brochure... for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays." "And, if you like, at this time, I can refer you to a funeral home... so you can begin making your own arrangements." "Actually, prearrangements have already been made in Albuquerque." " Albuquerque?" " We're actually on our way to California right now." "If the body is crossing state lines, you're gonna need a burial transit permit." "Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00." "3:00 today?" "Hmm." "Ain't gonna happen." "Okay, um, can I just—" "I know that this is, uh— this might be a little unusual... but if maybe we could just go." "And then we'll come back, and we'll take care of all the paperwork and—" "No." "You can't just abandon the body." "No, no, no." "Nobody's gonna abandon the body." "We're gonna go and—" "Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible." "Sir, there are ways we have of doing things." "We're gonna go and come back." "You are not the only one that's had somebody die here today, okay?" "Is there any way we might be able to view the remains?" "We haven't had a chance to move him downstairs... so someone may come in in a few minutes to take him to the basement." "Just tell them who you are, and they will wait." " Thank you." " Okay?" "And when you're done with the paperwork, I'll be at the nurses' station." " Great." "Thank you, Linda." " Thank you." "Goddamn it, Dad." "Goddamn it!" "Stupid." "We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey?" "Next year." "No." "No." "We've come 700 miles." "I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl." "Well, Richard, we can't leave him here." "We're not gonna leave him." " Richard, what are you doing?" " Fuck." " Dwayne, go around outside." " Richard, what are you thinking?" " We're gonna take him with us." " No, no." "That is not happening." "He's better off with us that these people." "I want you to go around outside and underneath this window." "Dwayne, don't you dare move." "Honey, you stay here." "We'll take Olive." "Frank can drive." "No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours." "I'll call a funeral home once we get there." "If there's one thing my father would have wanted... it's to see Olive perform in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant." "Now, I believe we'd be doing a grave disservice to his memory... if we were to just give up now." "All right?" "There's two kinds of people in this world." "There's winners and there's losers." "Okay?" "You know what the difference is?" "Winners don't give up." "So what are we here?" "Are we winners, or are we losers?" "Huh?" "Okay, okay, okay." "Let's do it." "You guys go." "Olive, you watch the curtain." "I don't know." "I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise." "Watch." "Get the back." "Get the back." "Shh." "Go, go, go." "Yeah, 1:00." "Now?" " He's very heavy." "Be gentle." " Mm-hmm." "Now!" "One, two—" "Okay, three." "Wait, wait, wait!" "Not yet." "Not yet." " Okay, go." "Go, go, go." " Shh, shh, shh." "Okay." "Richard, I can't do it!" " I got him." "I got him." " Come on." "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Okay, he's slipping." "Okay." "Hold on." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "Be careful." " Be cool." "Be cool." " Hurry up." "Keep watch, Olive." "Watch the curb." "Watch the curb." "Watch his head!" "Watch it!" " Keys." "Swing him around this way." " Olive, get in." " Here we go." "Okay, let's go." "Sheryl." "Let's go, Frank." "Did I mention that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the U.S.?" "Here we go!" "Here we go!" "Are you okay?" " Dad?" " Yeah, honey?" "What's gonna happen to Grandpa?" "Uncle Frank?" "Yeah?" "Do you think there's a heaven?" "That's hard to say, Olive." "L— I don't think anyone knows for sure." "I know, but what do you think?" "Um, well—" "I think there is one." " You think I'll get in?" " Yes." " Promise?" " Yes." "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Son of a bitch!" " What happened?" " He— He cut me off." " It's stuck." " Okay, just leave it." "It's stuck or something." " Maybe—Try pulling it from under here." " No, no." "Just leave it." " Fix it when we get there." " Okay, fine." "Shit! Oh, Jesus!" "God!" "I'm being pulled over." "Here we go." "Okay." "Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay?" "Like-Like everything's normal here." "How you folks doin'?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, we're fine." "Just—" " Little trouble with the horn?" " Sorry." "What?" " Havin' a little trouble with your horn?" " Yeah." "Little trouble." "Sorry." "Uh, sorry." "Could you step outside the vehicle?" " Step this way, please." " No, no." " What?" " Don't—" ""Don't" what?" " Do you have something in your trunk, sir?" " It's nothing." "L—" " Don't— Don't open it." " You've just given me probable cause to search your trunk." " Just— I— I just—" " Put your hands on the vehicle now!" "Now!" " Don't move." " Okay." " It's not illegal!" " Sir, I would advise you to keep your mouth shut!" "Oh, my God." "What is he doing?" " It's not illegal." " Goddamn." "Sir, could you come back here?" "I love this stuff." "I love it." "God bless ya." "God bless ya." "Don't worry." "I'm not gonna bust ya." "Oh, thank you." "How you doin'?" " Cute— Cute family." "That's nice." " Thank you." " This on the side." "A little of this, a little of that." " It's—" " Oh, man." " Sweet— Sweetness." "That is sweet." "Yeah." " Dirty." " And this one is one of my favorites." "Ahh, good, yeah." "That's a little different choice." "No?" " Gonna leave that with ya." " All right." " You have a good day there." " Yeah." "What happened?" "I'll tell you when I regain consciousness." "Frank, Dwayne, get out and push." "Okay, there it is— Redondo Beach, 46." "It's 2:15." "Might be a few minutes late." "They said 3:00 sharp." "They were very explicit." "We can't cross these people." "Trust me." " Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision." " I bet he does." " Okay, now I'm gonna check to see if you're color blind." "Asshole!" "What's the letter in the circle?" "No, no, no." "Inside the circle." "Right there." "See?" "It's an "A." Can't you see it?" "Right there." "It's bright green." "Oh, man." "Dwayne, I think you might be color blind." "You can't fly jets if you're color blind." "We've got a little bit of— Okay, got an emergency back here." " I think we need to pull over." " What is it?" " What's the emergency?" " Pull over." "It's all right, man." "Dwayne, Dwayne!" "It's all right." "Hold on." " Just pull over the car!" " Okay!" "All right!" " Could you get him to pull over, please?" " Richard, pull over!" " Richard, pull over the car!" " It's all right." "We're pulling over." " I'm pulling over." "Stop it." " It's all right." " Dwayne!" "No, no." "Dwayne." "Sit down." " God, this better be good." " Pull over." " I'm pulling over." "All right." " Stop the car." "It's gonna be okay, Dwayne." " All right." "Don't open the door." "Dwayne?" "Oh, God!" "Fuck!" " What happened?" " He's color blind." "He can't fly." "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, no." "Uh, just— just give him a second." "Dwayne?" "Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry." " Dwayne, come on." "We have to go." " I'm not going." " Dwayne—" " I said I'm not." "Okay?" "I don't care." "I'm not getting on that bus again." "Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family." "No, you're not my family!" "Okay?" "I don't wanna be your family!" "I hate you fucking people!" "I hate you!" "Divorce, bankrupt, suicide!" "You fucking losers!" "You're losers!" "No." "Please just leave me here, Mom." "Okay?" "Please, please, please." "Please just leave me here." "Shit." "I don't know what to do." "Well, it's gettin'late." "Maybe— Can somebody stay here with him?" " I'll stay." " Oh, that is not happening." "All right." "Well... uh..." "I'm just worried about the time." "Olive, you, uh— you wanna try talking to him?" "Richard, no!" "There is nothing to say." "We just have to wait." "Honey—" "Okay." "Let's go." "I apologize for the things I said." "I was upset." "I didn't really mean them." "It's okay." "Come on." "Let's go." "2:55." "All right." "Everybody, look for the exit, okay?" "Okay, here!" "Here's the turnoff." "Turn in here." "Does anybody see the Redondo Suites?" " There's the hotel!" " There it is!" "There it is, Olive." "We're gonna make it." "We're gonna make it." "All right." "How— How the hell do you get over there?" " Sheryl?" " No, no, no, no!" " You're passing it!" " Turn around, turn around." " You drove past it!" " You've gotta turn around!" " It's back there!" " I can't turn around." " Anybody see a way back?" "It's a one-way street!" " Oh!" "Rich!" "You've got parking lots on the right!" " Here, here!" " Put your seat belt on, baby!" " What are you doing?" " I can't slow down!" "I can't!" " What time is it, Frank?" " Oh, 2:59." " Dad!" " Straight shot from here." "We're gonna make it." " Oh, it's a dead end!" " I'm not goin' back!" " You have to go back!" " That is a one-way road!" "That'll take us all the way back to the freeway!" " You're the one who told me to go left back there!" "I'm not turnin' back." " Richard!" " It's right there." "What—What are you doing?" "You can't do this!" " God, Richard!" " Okay, here's the hotel." " God, Richard!" " Okay, here's the hotel." "Okay, stop!" " Where's the entrance?" " Right here!" "You passed it!" "You're passing it!" "Hold on!" "Here we go." "One more time." "Little bump." "Mom!" "Hello?" "Hi." "We'd like to register." " Sorry, we're closed." " Uh, no." "We have the entrant right here." " We just wanna check in." " Registration ended at 3:00." " It's 3:00 now." " No." "Come on." "Have a heart." "We're four minutes late." "We just drove all the way from Albuquerque." " Then you should've been here by 3:00." " Wait, wait." "There must be some way we can work this out." "Please." "Everybody else was here before 3:00." "I'd be giving unfair advantage." "No, we're not looking for an advantage." "We just want her to compete." "Don't yell at me, sir." "I didn't make you late." "We've settled on the schedule for the show." "We've turned off the computers." " Our lineup is final." "I have a hair check to do." " Okay—" "I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you." "Please." "You don't know what we've been through." "Um, Miss Jenkins?" "L— I can put 'em in the system." " Oh, Kirby, you don't have to." " No, it's okay." "Takes five minutes." "Well, it's your time." "Excuse me." "Thankyou,Kirby." "Thank you very much." "Really, you don't know what this means." "Please, it's only five minutes." "I am not working for these people next year." "These people are crazy." "Okay, so, what's your name?" " Olive." " That's a nice name." " Mom, Mom!" "Look!" " What's her last name?" " It's Miss California." "It's really her!" " You want to go say hi?" "Albuquerque—" " Thank you." " Bonnie, come here." " Hi!" "What's your name?" " Olive." " What's your talent, Olive?" " I like dancing." "Dancing was too hard for me." "I'm a singer." "You must be a good dancer." "I am." "I'm really good." "I bet you are." "Well, thanks for stopping by, Olive." "Best of luck." "Hmm." "Miss California?" " Do you eat ice cream?" " I love ice cream." "My favorite flavor is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt." " Okay?" " Okay." "Thanks." "Bye." "Bye." " Mom, she eats ice cream." " I heard." "Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number." " Okay." " Is there anything else?" "Uh, yeah." "Is there a funeral home around here?" " Hi." " Hi." "Okay, Olive, let's get your swimsuit on." "You wanna go change behind the curtain?" "This is the last touch-up, everybody." "Final touch-ups." "Last touch-up." " Okay!" "Wait!" " I won't wait for you!" "Let's get outta here." "Hey!" "Hey, Olive Hoover." " Mm-hmm?" " Hey, I need your music." " Oh, music, right." " Yeah." "Where is it?" "All right." "Here you go." " This?" "Did you choose this?" " No, my grandpa did." " Your grandpa?" " Mm-hmm." " Which track?" " Twelve." "We were drivin' five, six hours." "Thought he was napping." "By the time we figured it out, it's—" " You know." " Too late." "So where's the body?" "Personal effects." " Thank you." " You take care." "You too." "I'm ready." "I'm ready." " She was scared, but she did very well." " Was she?" "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual..." "Little Miss Sunshine Pageant!" "Yes!" "Now, please, put your hands together once again and help me welcome to the stage... our 12 beautiful contestants!" "Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants!" "At the end of the evening, one of these girls... will be crowned Little Miss Sunshine!" "Olive, honey, are you okay in there?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Hey." "What?" "You got a kid in the show?" "Your first time?" "Yeah, yeah." "America!" "It's so beautiful!" "SometimesI justwish I could go to sleep till I was 18... and skip all this crap— high school and everything—just skip it." "You know Marcel Proust?" " He's the guy you teach." " Yeah." "French writer." "Total loser." "Never had a real job." "Unrequited love affairs." "Gay." "Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads." "But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare." "Anyway, he, uh— he gets down to the end of his life... and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered—" "Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was." "All the years he was happy?" "You know, total waste." "Didn't learn a thing." "So, if you sleep until you're 18... ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss." "I mean, high school?" "High school— Those are your prime suffering years." "You don't get better suffering than that." "You know what?" "Fuck beauty contests." "Life is one fucking beauty contest after another." "You know, school, then college, then work?" "Fuck that." "And fuck the Air Force Academy." "If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly." "You do what you love, and fuck the rest." "I'm glad you're talkin' again, Dwayne." "You're not nearly as stupid as you look." "Wanna go back?" "Not really." "Yeah, we should go back." "Andnow,themoment we've all been waiting for— the talent competition." "Miss Carly Nugent. Yee-haw!" "Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great! Funky-licious!" "I'm goin' backstage." "Yeah, right." "See ya." "Oh, look at you." "Is that your costume?" "Mm-hmm." "Okay, here." " Hey, what's goin' on?" " Oh, I just— I came to wish Olive good luck." " How you doin', honey?" " Good." " Nervous." " Yeah." "You're gonna do great." "I just know it." " Can I talk to you for a second?" " Yeah." "What's up?" "I don't want her to go on." " Are you authorized to be backstage?" " No." "Hey." " Where are the dressing rooms?" " Are you allowed to be here?" "Just tell me where the dressing rooms are." "Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore." " Hey, how are you feeling?" " Better." "Where's Olive?" " There." "What's up?" " Mom, I don't want Olive doing this." "Oh, my God!" " Look around." "This place is fucked!" " He's right!" "Look, I don't want these people judging Olive." "Fuck them!" " Listen, it is too late." " No, it's not too late." "You're the mom... and you're supposed to protect her." "Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom." "Please don't let her do this." "Olive Hoover, two minutes." "Look, she's not a beauty queen." "She's just not." " I'm gonna tell her." " No, Dwayne." "You listen to me." "Olive is who she is." "She has worked so hard." "She's poured everything into this." "We can't just take it away from her." "We can't." "I know you wanna protect her." "I know, honey, but... we gotta let Olive be Olive." "Olive Hoover." "Are you the family?" "Yeah." "Okay?" "Olive, it's time." "Okay?" "Yeah." " We gotta go now." " Hang on." "Olive, look at me." "If you don't want to do this, that's okay." "If you want to sit this one out, it's totally fine by us." "We're proud of you anyway." "We gotta go." "It's time." "Ready?" "Let's go." "Good luck, honey." "Copy that." "Twenty-five is performance ready... and we're walkin'... as fast as we can." " Is she going on?" " Yeah." "She's going on." "Pure fairy-tale magic." "Miss Charisma Whiteman!" "Wasn't that a stardust fantasy?" "Thank you for that." "You have been such a patient audience." "We have one more contestant, and then we'll be crowning our winner." "Please give a warm welcome to..." "Miss..." "Olive Hoover! You okay?" "Um, I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa... who showed me these moves." "Oh, that is so sweet!" "Ishehere?" "Where is your grandpa right now?" "In the trunk of our car." "Okay!" "Well, take it away, Olive!" "You suck!" "Those little fuckers." "I will kill them." "You stink!" "No, no, no, no, no." "What is your daughter doing?" "She's kickin' ass." "That's what she's doin'." "Get over here!" "Get over here!" " I want that little ragamuffin off the stage this minute." " All right." " Get her." "Right this minute!" " Don't touch— Don't touch her." " Your act's over, honey." " Hey!" " Hey!" "Hey, let go of my daughter!" " Oh!" "Holy sh—" "Let her finish!" "Get off me!" "Help!" "Get off me!" " Help me!" " Take charge!" "Just take charge!" "Keepdancin',honey!" "Daddy's okay." "Get your daughter off this stage right now!" "Now!" "Honey?" "Like that?" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Okay, you're out— on the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant... in the state of California ever again." "Ever." "I think we can live with that." "All right." "We're back in business." "Lock and load." "Olive, your grandpa would've been really proud of you." " Yeah, you were great." "Mm-wah!" " You were beyond great." " You were incredible." " Thank you." "Let's get outta here." "Whoo!" "It's in gear." "What in the world?"

"Abre los ojos." "'Open your eyes." "'Open your eyes." "'Open your eyes." "'Open your eyes." "'Open your... '" "'Open your eyes." "'Open your eyes." "'David, open your... '" "'I suppose the empty street meant loneliness. '" "'You're a shrink." "You've got to do better than that. '" "'I'm a doctor." "Let's not stereotype each other." "'Not all rich kids are soulless, 'and not all psychologists care about dreams." "'The question is how you got here and why you've been charged. '" "'What do you want to know?" "I was about to turn 33." "'I ran three magazines in a worldwide publishing house." "'Most days I fooled myself into believing it would last forever." "'Lsn't that what being young is about?" "'" "'Believing secretly that you would be the one person in the history of man 'who would live forever?" "'" "Where are you going so early?" "Don't record any more messages on my alarm clock." "Why not?" "I'll start to think we're married or something." "Don't ever say that word." "I'll never bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again." " How's your cold?" " Still there." "How about yours?" " You definitely took my mind off it." " Really?" "Yes!" "Juliana here." "Hi, Rayna." "I missed my audition, I lost my head!" "Listen, I have to go." "I'm with David." "Help yourself to whatever you want." "Set the alarm before you go." "And..." "You are the greatest." " Bye, honey!" " Bye, honey." "I'll call you later." "When?" " When?" " Soon!" "Did you reserve the court?" "Easy." "I can't handle heavy conversation at this ungodly hour." "Sorry to do this early." "I've got to be done by 10:00." "'You're not going to make the 8:45, are you?" "How did you find me?" "'You have to check the colours for the new issue. '" " What are the colours?" " 'Yellow and red, or the traditional white. '" " Got to think about it." " 'David, please. '" "'Don't be late for the 10 o' clock with the board. '" "Don't tell anybody where I am." "I don't care if God calls." "I'm very busy." " Can't you get rid of that board?" " The Seven Dwarfs?" "They drive you nuts." "That was the desire of my father who hired them." "You fucked Julie Gianni again, didn't you?" "I know someone was there when I called." "You had that tone." ""Oh, no, man." "I've got a cold." "I'm hanging in today."" "I had a cold." " I was alone." " Fine." "You can do what you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is." "It's the sour and the sweet." "I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet." "Julie Gianni is a friend." "Sometimes we sleep together." "What?" "What?" "My dream girl, Julie Gianni, is your fuck buddy!" " What do you want to listen to?" " Slow down." "What have we got here?" "Barcelona..." "Radiohead?" "Look out!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "We almost died." "I know." "My own death was right there in front of me." "You know what happened?" "Your life flashed before my eyes." " How was it?" " Almost worth dying for." "We're at the front door." "We're coming up now." " Morning, sir." "Sleep well?" " Yes, I did." " Eaten anything yet?" " No." "David, you were playing racquetball." "I've been covering you for an hour and you're playing racquetball." "We are exiting the elevator." "The board is not happy." "Hello, David." "You're in "The Post"." "Courtney Love called to see if you got her e-mail and Graydon Carter called to see if you're still on for dinner." "The art department still need the decision on the colours for the bikini issue." "Did I mention the board is pissed?" "You're late." "David, hold up!" "Choose one!" "Wait!" "This one?" "David!" "They're all waiting for you." " You changed your hair." " Yes, and David opinions are expected." "David." "Do you dream about the board, the Seven Dwarfs as you call them?" "Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy," "Happy, Doc, Dopey and, of course, Grumpy." " How was Aspen?" " Good." "Now, I want answers and I want them now." "How's it going?" "'They still look at me as if I was 11 years old. '" "He's going to inherit everything." "He gets it all." " Are you scared of your dreams?" " It's a nightmare either way." "Is that how you explain what's happened to you?" "What happened to your face?" " I'm not talking to you any more." " You don't want to show me your face?" "No!" " Do you know why you're here?" " The conversation, the coffee..." "David, the part where we parry and joust and get to know each other bit by bit..." "No can do." "We'll have to skip that because you've been charged with murder." "In four weeks, a judge will determine your fate based on what I write." " So you will talk to me." " There is no murder." "There is no murder!" "It never happened." "I don't have to talk to anybody!" " Want me to help?" " Get away from me." "Easy, Face!" "Your whole story's full of holes!" "Stop." "Stop!" "Please leave right now." "I'll take responsibility." "Please leave right now." "He's got control." "I'm going to get you, daddy's boy, little freak!" " My parents are dead, you fuck!" " Enough!" " Is that true?" " Good cop, bad cop." "That you're a daddy's boy?" "Primer on David Aames, Senior." "'My father wasn't built for the 21st century. '" "He never went to McDonalds." "He never watched television, yet his biggest magazine is still the "TV Digest"." "'He and my mother threw the grandest parties of the literary world." "'Ballooned, jumped out of aeroplanes." "He sought adventure. '" "His autobiography is the manual for every cut-throat publisher in New York." "It's called "Defending The Kingdom"." "Terminar com essa gentileza do Paul McCartney." "I've read it." "Page 127:" ""David Junior was a delight as a child."" "Did I miss something here?" "Is that all he wrote about you?" "I don't think he ever got over the fact that I'm absolutely terrified of heights." "The irony continues." "When he and my mother were run over by a drunken teenager on New Year's Eve, ten years ago, he left the keys to the kingdom to me." "Who all thought they were first in line." "And you believe the board, the Seven Dwarfs, put you here to take control of your company?" " What do you care?" " We're just talking." "Tonight's Wednesday night." "I go out for dinner with my two daughters on Wednesday, so I'll have to leave soon." "You understand that our time is limited, don't you?" "If I talk... you'll just think I'm crazy." "With all the possible respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, David believe me." "You've crossed that bridge." "Enjoy your dinner." "There are five basic emotions in life, David." "Tell me, what emotion gripped him before he entered that cell?" "Was it guilt?" "Hate?" "Shame?" "Revenge?" "Love?" "I'm completely on the wrong track, aren't I?" "Who needs ice?" " Hey, Emma!" " David, happy birthday." "You have got the greatest taste in shoes bar none." "Emma, have you met Lynette?" "No, but I shudder to think what we might have in common." "Did you invite the entire snowboarding team?" "It is my birthday." " Say happy birthday to David." " Happy birthday." "Welcome to Graceland." "Happy birthday, you sonofabitch!" "Happy birthday!" "Friends of me!" "Let the fun ensue." "...the great John Coltrane." "They would love an article on it." "It's an amazing, amazing product." "No, that's OK." "I've got it." " Literary god, Brian Shelby." " Happy birthday!" " And all the usual shit." "How you doing?" " Living the dream, baby." "David Aames." " To what do I owe this pleasure?" " The pleasure of Sofia Serrano." "We met today at the library." " My coat's too big for your closet." " We were pretending to be intellectuals." " It's amazing." "I love your coat." " I overdressed." "I mean, I underdressed." "I'll continue like you're both listening to me." " Do you have another room to put it in?" " I have ceased to exist." "Madison Square Garden is nearby." "It might fit there." " Happy birthday." " We picked it out together." " Thank you." " We picked it out together." "We." "You're welcome." "Stop flirting and open it." " Let's get a drink!" " Yes." "I'll leave this upstairs." " Listen..." " Hey, Tommy." "Don't blow me off." "I'm all packed, I'm going back to London and I understand." "You put me up for that attorney's job so you didn't have to fire me." "A classy move." "Your father would have done the same." " It's OK, Tommy." " I became incompetent." "Is there anything more unbecoming than an ageing mascot?" "I cared for your father." "I lived and breathed for him." "These guys, the Seven Dwarfs, they think you're stupid." "A corporate hazard, a rogue." "They'll find a way to catch you out, David." "They're lined up for your office, your life, your position." "And they're going to sell this tradition of words so they can eat in a better cafeteria." "What they don't know is this." "People will read again!" "Yeah." "I got it." "They've even got a nickname for you behind your back." "Citizen..." "Dildo." "You've got great instincts, but I say this with complete love." "Claim your life." "Learn to be an asshole..." " Two's enough." " Forgive me." "I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you." "Drive Tipp home." "Give him that big office across from the Seven Dwarfs." "Set up a meeting with the other attorneys." "I'll be in early tomorrow." "Earlier than usual." "Hello, handsome." " I've come to wish you happy birthday." " Oh, man!" " I didn't invite you, Julie." " That was a little weird." "That's how it works with parties." "You have to be invited." "Oh." "I'm mad at you, you dick." "We made love four times the other night." " Was that good?" " Two's good." "Three... is very good." " But four..." " Four's pretty good?" "Four is..." "Four is what?" "Hold me, I'll leave and you can go back and talk to that cute brunette." "Four is what?" "I don't want to meet your fancy friends." "I knew them when I was fancy too." "Four is what?" "She looks like a moth, David." " A moth?" " Sometimes I worry about you." "Some clever girl in a silly coat will come along and play you just the right way." "I'll lose my friend and there won't be chicken soup parties for me and you." "OK." "When will you call me?" "Don't say "soon"." "I hate it when you say soon." "So this is what's become of rock and roll?" "A smashed guitar behind a glass case displayed on some rich guy's wall." "It was a gift, actually." " I like it." " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "So how did you get all this stuff?" "This apartment, this life?" "I see." "How about if you help me?" "Unless I'm horning in here." " You are, but the food's good." " I've got a stalker." " It doesn't sound life-threatening." " I need you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation and you are wildly entertained." " I know it's tough." " I'll improvise." "She's right across the room, burning a hole in my back." " Red dress, strappy shoes?" " Yes." "She's really staring at you." "I'm having a drink." " Shit." " She seems to be crying." "Less happy." "I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a Martini." " Brian Shelby." " Jennifer Kelly." " You have another apartment?" " Sort of a day office." " I am not going in there." " I am." "Goodnight." " I hear her coming!" " Really?" "No." "Brian." "How are you?" "We're safe, but I've got nothing to drink." "Who did these paintings?" "This is Joni Mitchell, this one is Monet and this one was done by me." "It is a snowboard." "Well, two of them are geniuses." "That is the real thing." "His paintbrush painted the vanilla sky." "Canvas." "My mother's." "I'm surprised you're surprised." " I can't keep this going." " Me neither." " I caught you." " Brian, come in here." " What's going on?" " I'm drunk." " Julie Gianni is stalking me." " She looked dangerous." "Nobody stalks me so I drink." " We're out of drinks up here." " Finish my Jack and Coke." " Stupid glass." " I've got it." " It's the stupid guy holding it." " Don't worry, no big deal." " I'll get us all something." " I'd better hit it." "I drank too much." " The party's just starting." " For you it is." " You are my guest of honour." " Fuck you, David." "You're paying me to write my novel, so you own me." "I don't own you." "You are brilliant, you are handsome." "But why do you have to hit on Sofia?" "I wasn't hitting on Sofia." "Fine, whatever you say." "I'm crazy, I'm blind." "You're drinking Jack Daniels." "When you drink, you start with that Frank Sinatra, "she shot me down, give me a cigarette" thing." " That I do." "Give me a cigarette." " I'll find one." "You're rich and women love you." "I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk." " Can I tell you the truth?" " Everybody does." "I dig her." "I've never said this to you before about any girl." "But she could be..." "Could be, could be, could be the girl of my dreams." " You're not from Ohio." " I know." "But if she fucks up our friendship, she can go to hell." "I won't allow it." "We are brothers." " I feel the same way." " Sure you do." "Hey!" " How you doing?" "Gracias." " De nada." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Where are you going?" " I am Frank... and Frank must go." " What?" " I good you bid evening." "Wait, I'll go with you." " Stay, baby." " I'll give you a ride home later." "No, I have to work tomorrow." "You... are in great hands." "I'm just humouring myself that my opinion matters." "You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone." "Because without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet." "Have a good time." "Sweet and sour speech again." "A lot of people are scared of heights." "It's not the heights that bother me, it's the impact that terrifies me." " I won't stay long." " Hey, Paulo!" "Hello." "I have to take you for a walk." "I need protection." "This is a lethal canine." "I love living here and I refuse to clean up." "No problem." "I have to work around the clock to keep this place." " You really are a dancer." " For 14 years." "But I don't dance like you dance." " Do you want something to drink?" " Sure." "Hey, Paulo." "Beautiful, beautiful boy." "What do you want for dinner tonight?" "You want fried chicken?" "Paulo!" " I like your life." " It's mine and you can't have it." "I don't want to know the story behind this photo." "Who's Sergio?" " It's a nickname." " Your nickname is Sergio?" "It's a long story, and we don't know each other." " So many secrets." " I'm really an arms dealer." " I've never known an arms dealer." " You do now." "What about you?" "What's your nickname?" "Citizen Dildo." "You are not staying over." "Never run a company." "Stay an artist." "Stay an arms dealer." "Please." "Somehow I can't play the violin for you." "Although it must be difficult controlling all those people's lives." "Everyone at that party is connected to you for survival." "It seems." "Ever been married?" "No." "Did you ever accept any of your 12,000 proposals?" "12,008." "No." "You moved to New York to dance, paint, act and deal arms?" "Right." "Do you want to hear Jeff Buckley or Vicki Carr?" "Jeff Buckley or Vicki Carr?" "Both." "Simultaneously." "Everyone said: "Don't go to New York." "" But I think good things will happen if you're a good person with a good attitude." "Don't you think?" " You think I'm naive." " No, I really don't." "'I dug her completely." "'Somehow, I'd found the last semi-guileless girl in New York City. '" "I have to get to sleep." "Truthfully, I'm also working mornings as a dental assistant." "Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist." "'You didn't immediately want to sleep with her?" "'" "'Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer. '" " How does that work?" " Pleasure delay?" "You don't know?" "You keep a relationship casual until the absolute breaking point." "Then one evening, or afternoon, or morning..." "It could be months from now." " You know how it works." " No, actually I don't." " I've been married for 22 years." " You've got dinner with your daughters." "That's right, I do." "Back then I had intricate systems with women you wouldn't believe." "Like... what?" "Hey, Doc." "Don't get all melancholy over the 30 seconds you were single a long time ago." " That's what you think I'm doing?" " Yes." "You might be right." "Let's continue." "Time is not our friend." "Just our shortcomings." "That's all we're allowed to draw." "I've never drawn such a true likeness before." " Mine's finished." " Already?" "Done." " That's how you see me?" " Maybe I didn't add enough money." "It's something you'd see on a wall in a steak house in hell." "It's wonderful." "Sign it." " Let's see yours." " No." "Give me that." "I feel bad." "You said to draw a caricature." "I know." "I couldn't." "I saw you like that." "It's very good." " I'll sell it to you." " You monster." "How much for?" "One kiss." "That smile's going to be the end of me." "What happens when your friend calls you tomorrow?" "He just met you a few hours before me." "He'd do the same." " I see that friendship is important to you." " It is." "And as his best friend," "I know he's finishing a novel about inadequacy and rejection, so the longer I stay, the better it is for his career." "Your career is the one I'd worry about." "Sorry." "You're more right than you even know." "I used to be one of those guys that just was snowboarding through his life, with no focus whatsoever." " When did you change?" " About five minutes ago." "Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around." "'And to those who think that you're a charlatan?" "'" "'I understand." "A frozen head waiting for reanimation sounds like science fiction. '" "What are you watching?" "It's the greatest show." "It's called "Sofia"." "'Lt's a new science:" "Life Extension. '" "'How do you accomplish such a thing?" "'" "I've seen this 30 times." "'Life is full of surprises, but the greatest surprise of all 'is that this doesn't have to end... ever. '" "We did a story on this guy." "He owns half of Arizona." " Is he a fraud?" " How would you ever know?" "Good point." "'Can you unfreeze a human life?" "'" "'Take the case of Benny the dog." "'He was frozen for three months and thawed out to live a normal life. '" "That's comforting." "It's safe for Benny." "I'm in." "'Boy will still meet girl, they will still fall in love." "'Families will flourish, but man will meet his mind. '" "We'd better watch out." "'Raymond Tooley, creator of Life Extension." "'The book is "Life, The Sequel".'" "OK." " Where are you going?" " I left my number on your fridge." "Come here." "I want to tell you a secret." "I meant that to be your forehead." "Thank you for the inspiration." "I will now attempt to run my company showing compassion for the seething throng of my partners, who root quietly for me to fail." "And for things you don't even know." "Thank you." "I'm going to work." "I have a company to run." "Pleasure delayer." "David Aames." " Julie Gianni." " Hey, handsome." " You're following me." " Just a little bit." "I wanted to finish what we were talking about." "And?" "How did it go with our moth girl?" "Did she turn into a butterfly for you?" "Yes, she did." "She did." "I could tell by the way you were walking you didn't sleep with her." "Let me guess." "You haven't slept with her because it's more fun when you draw it out." "Sex just isn't as good if a woman hasn't told her friends she'd never sleep with you." "You're right on the money, Julie." "She must be exhausted from trying to be witty for you all night long." " Sorry." " It's OK." "You're never there for your friends until they've given up on you." "I'm not blowing you off." "I just..." "I want to be alone for a little bit." "Trust me." "I have a lot of things to take care of." "If we're friends, which we are, then you'll understand that." "I'm sorry." "I got weird." "I missed an audition and it made me feel bad you didn't invite me to your party." "You want to make it up to me?" "I won't tell a soul." "Would you do a story on me if I made a CD?" "Do you like my music?" "It's vivid." "If I weren't me, I would buy a CD by me." "You know, if you can reach one person..." "Wow." "What's happiness to you, David?" "What's happiness to me?" " What is happiness?" " For me this is happiness." "It's being with you." "There's one thing that bothers me." "Why did you tell Brian that I was your... fuck buddy?" "I didn't tell him that." "I didn't say that." " When did you stop caring, David?" " Caring about what?" "About the consequences of the promises that you've made." " Promises?" " Yes, the promises." "I thought..." "What are you talking about?" "Do you understand how hard it is to pretend to be your buddy?" "David, I love you." "I fucking love you." "I fucking love you!" "Fuck!" "Don't do this, don't do this." "You fucked me four times the other night, David." "You've been inside me, I've swallowed your cum." "That means something." "Slow down." "Four times." "It means something, David." " Four times." " Stop the car." "24 hours a day, I live with this aching possibility that you might call me to do something." "Let's go to your house and we'll talk this out." "Let's just slow down." "Will you stop the car, Julie!" "When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise, whether you do or not." "Tell me something, David." "Do you believe in God?" "What are you doing?" "I love you." "I love you." "Hello." " You're amazing." "Hola." " Hola." "Did you get to work all right?" "Yeah." "No, actually..." "I had a horrible dream." "You dreamed you'd never see me again." "I left your apartment, I went downstairs to the car and my friend, the stalker, had followed me there." " Julie?" " Yes." "She wanted to talk to me." "I remember I had this buzz, that buzz from you and me." "I think my mind was still on that terrible drawing of me." "But she was upset." "I don't know." "I got in the car and she drove off a bridge and committed suicide with me in the car." "I thought you were going straight to work." "But I survive... with my arm... and my face reconstructed." "And what's worse..." "I can't wake up." "How was your house after the party?" "Party?" " What party?" " The party." "Remember?" "Red dress, strappy shoes." "I spilled something on your shirt." "Sweet and sour, and the saddest girl to ever hold a Martini." "'My dreams are a cruel joke." "'They taunt me." "'Even in my dreams," "'I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality." "'Lf I could only avoid sleep... '... but I can't." "'I try to tell myself what to dream." "I try to dream that I'm flying." "'Something free." "'Lt never works. '" "Is that the only thing you dream?" "I don't remember." "Do you dream about the car accident?" "Here's what you remember from a coma - nothing." " What happened next?" " What really happened?" "Didn't you read the file?" "I was out for three and a half weeks." "My face and arm shattered, my jaw broken in four places." "No surgery could be performed because of the coma." "You can't feel the darkness or numbness." "You can't even feel." "And then, I came back to life." "Just like that dog, Benny." "Benny the dog." "Benny." "Benny the dog." "Only my life was no longer enjoyable." "There are blinding migraines now." "Nerve damage." "Why?" "This is how big business operates." "Random accidents, a lifestyle mishap." "They are not coincidences." "How do you think airtight contracts are broken?" "These are power upheavals." "I'm from Ohio." "We don't have power upheavals." "They're in the news every day, right between the lines." "Someone did this to me." "My father wrote about this in his book." "Chapter one, page one, paragraph one." ""What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?" ""Money."" "'David, I don't want to worry you." "'I'm holding them off, but we've got a situation here. '" "Only if you're mentally acute." "'I'm sorry that poor girl died, 'but you've handed the board a gift with your mishap." "'They'd like to declare you incapacitated." "'But you're back." "'You sound good to me, so let's fight the fuckers 'and have a full recovery." "Maybe you should let people see you. '" "The last time we were together, you were in a coma and you were very fucking rude to me." "You didn't say a word." "The rumours of my death have been mildly exaggerated." "'Who could I trust?" "The ants were taking over the ant hill." "'Who could I trust?" "'" "'The cranial structure was based on 30 pins, 'and fastened by micro panels and bone from the mandible." "'The grafts have maintained your cheek structure." "Unfortunately, as you were in a coma..." "'Doctors." "Their power is in jargon, so you study up." "Is that the procedure for all bilateral haematomas in a LeFort llI fracture of a comatose patient?" "'You do your best. '" "The potential for intra-cranial brain damage was too great." "Beyond the cheek grafts, are the pins fastened with any kind of aluminium which could cause the pressure in my head?" "We're working on prostheses, but you're not at the stage where we can experiment." "Experiment." "Use me." " The headaches will go away." " These are more than headaches." "These are like steel plates slicing through my every thought." "We're not cowboys." "We can't just wing it." "I can't think straight most of the time." " We can increase your medication." " Yes." "Medication." "We'll continue to investigate." "However, there are so many others who have not had the aesthetic benefit of plastic surgery as you have." "This isn't about vanity, Dr Pomerantz." "This isn't about vanity." "This is about functioning in the world." "It's my job to be out there functioning." "I've got the money." "I'll pay any amount." "Just invent something!" "Just play jazz." "You say you're the best face man in New York?" "Prove it!" " We could do something about your arm." " Fuck my arm!" "Nobody here takes your feelings for granted." "We prepared something based on the preliminary examination." "Bring it on!" "It's sometimes useful in the early stages of rejection." "It's a facial prosthetic." "It was two weeks in the making." " Thank you." " You're welcome, doctor." " A facial prosthetic?" " The aesthetic replacement does work." "Emotionally and actually." "The plastic in the shield blocks out abusive rays and assists in the regeneration of cells." " It's an aesthetic regenerative shield?" " That's correct." "The ergonomics of the plate barrier allows it to interact" " with the movements of your face." " I see." " It's a helpful unit." " Good." "For a minute there, I thought we were talking about a fucking mask!" "It's only a mask if you treat it that way." "No, it's great." "This completely takes care of Halloween." "But what about the other 364 days of the year?" "'A new form of me began to take shape." "'I planned my re-emergence like the Normandy invasion. '" "Sofia." "Sofia." "So-fi-a..." "Serrano." "'I'll just say it." "'I did my homework." "I read every memo." "'Thomas Tipp was right - people will read again." "'I attended the monthly meeting of the Seven Dwarfs by video. '" "People aren't buying books!" "Let's invest." "'Oh, baby." "This was war." "'I grew stronger in ways I'd never known 'and on December 5th, my planes filled the sky." "'The return of David Aames, Jr." "Citizen Dildo. '" "Did you see his face?" "You won't believe this but this is me smiling." "It's been a long time." "I tried to see you, but your people wouldn't let me." "I didn't want to see me, OK?" "But then I woke up today, and finally a good hair day." "You want to get together?" "Sure." " What?" " Let's go out and do something." "This weekend." "I'll cancel an operation or two." "We'll have fun." "Because I am all about fun." "'Our first guest tonight is an amazing survival story." "'Please welcome Benny the dog!" "'Welcome to the show, Gary." "'I have so many questions." "'Tell us what has happened to Benny?" "What's Benny been through?" "'" "'Benny fell into the water near our home" " 'and was frozen in the Skykomish river. ' - 'Ln Washington. '" "'I went fishing, thinking he'd been gone for three months, 'and I see him in a block of ice. '" "'He is thawed out now, is that correct?" "'He's not moving a lot." "I'm worried." "'I'm worried about the dog. '" "'He's fine." "He's just lost a little of his friskiness. '" "Sofia?" "It's David." "I'm back in your life." "I saw you earlier today." "I was just watching our old friend Benny the dog on "Conan"" "and I thought of you." "Whatever." "I I loved seeing you today." "So I will see you soon." "You're a great dancer." " What are you drinking?" " Nothing." "I'm in the mood for a cheap, overpriced rum and Coke." " Do you want one?" " Is there any other kind?" " I'll get us some." " Where is the bathroom?" "It's behind..." "Over there, by the girl who looks like Björk." " I'll be right back." " Maybe I should..." "You look good." "How's your book?" " Take it off." " This is a facial shield." "It's kind of like a prosthesis." "Take off the mask." "It's freaking me out." "I can't." "It's my face." "This is my face." "Trust me, it's a little different." "If you're embarrassed, just go." "Nobody asked you to chaperone." "Sofia asked me." "She didn't want to be alone with me?" "That's bullshit!" "I'm being pretty cool about this whole thing." "Talk to a shrink." "Or are you going to call me sometime instead of hiding in your apartment?" "Don't take it out on a girl you only met once." "Did she say that?" "Once?" "She said I met her once?" "Just cut it out." "I miss the old you." "We all miss the old you." "Because the new guy is shit." "That came out wrong." "I love you." "Period." " How's your arm, man?" " Fuck you, Brian." "How about no sympathy?" "How about that's the deal we make?" "Give me a Budweiser and a shot of tequila." "What kind of tequila?" " What did you say to me?" " I said, "What kind of tequila?"" "Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?" "Patron, if you have it." " Another shot, another Bud." " This is on the house." " Why?" " It just is... bitch." "Patron!" "Fix your fucking face!" " Hello again." " Hello again." "Idea - let's start over." "How about if you help me?" "Unless I'm horning in here." ""You are, but the food is good."" "I've got this little problem." "I've got a stalker." ""It doesn't sound life-threatening."" "I need you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation and you are wildly entertained." "I know it's tough." " "I'll improvise."" " I don't talk like that." "She's right across the room, burning a hole in my back." "Red dress, strappy shoes." "That's right." "I think she is the saddest girl to ever hold a Martini." " Are you OK?" " No." "What's wrong?" "Is it me?" " Is it me?" " I'll tell you later." "Tell me now." "If something's wrong, please tell me now." " Just talk about everything." " I'll tell you later!" "Let's get it all out." "Say everything now." "Just say everything." "Say everything now, now, now." "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats." "I can't believe you just said that." "That's the greatest thing I've ever heard." "That's hilarious." "That you said that." "That's..." "You said that." "You said that." "That is what I love about you." "That's hilarious." "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats." "Cats!" "Cats!" " This is where I leave you." " I'll walk you to your door." " I live just around the corner." " I've got my bike." " I'd rather walk." " Don't be a drag." "Can't you see she wants to go on her own?" "Shut up, you're drunk." "I may be an idiot, but I'm not drunk." "Seriously, I don't need you to walk me home." "Thank you." "OK, then, so we'll call you." "We'll go catch a movie or something." "So we'll meet up soon." "We'll meet up soon." "We'll call you again to go out with me." "We'll call you." "It's been a real blast, David." "I bid you good evening." "Wait, where are you going?" "My bike is back over there." "We'll hang soon." "Bring your mask if you want." "I'm getting used to it." " Wait a minute." " What?" "I don't know." "You drank too much." "Call me tomorrow." "Tomorrow I'll wish I was dead." "No, you won't." "You just need to sleep." " Hey." "Hey!" " What?" "What did you say to Julie Gianni the night of the accident?" " What?" " You told her she was a fuck buddy." "Never." "She was a little more than pissed about it." "Have you been harbouring this shit all along?" "I never talked to her." "Whatever." "Anyway, who am I if I can't be the one to tell you you're not ugly?" "Come on!" "Give me a courtesy laugh!" "Brian, I'm so fucked up." "I'm just so fucked up" "We're best friends!" "We're bro's!" "Come on, man." "We're bro's." "Open your eyes." "Boo!" " This is a cheap ploy for sympathy." " I'm OK." "I'm OK." "And it worked." "Get up." "I agree." "This is a joke." "David, I'm not going to lie to you." "I liked the way you looked." "But you have to pull it the fuck together." "If not, I'll forget the other guy." "You know that other guy?" "You?" "I'm still that guy." "I don't have a mother saviour bone in my body." "It's not about that." "You are coming inside, but if this turns out to be a big mistake I do have the ability to fall out of love with you like that." "'We created our own world together." "'Us versus them. '" " Where's Brian?" " Brian?" "He went with you, didn't he?" "I thought you guys hooked up." "I wish you hadn't got in the car with that girl." "Sofia, I..." "Your eyes apologise better." "Come on." "Holy God!" "This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways." "I must be nuts!" "'We were quite a pair." "'Her believing in me, me believing that I actually deserved it. '" "Ah, Sofia." "I see you haven't been wasting your time." " Do you ever draw anything else?" " No." "Did you sleep last night?" "I love you." "No, I did not sleep." "Got to leave early today, David, so you'll have to be brief." "What can you tell me about the name Ellie?" "Ellie." "Was that a girl you were in love with?" "I've only been in love once." "Apparently you kept repeating it last night." "You did sleep, David." "Your advisor said you cried out." " You had a nightmare." " Everything's a nightmare." "You cried out for Ellie, David." "Do you remember what happened?" "I..." "I don't..." "Dig deep, David." "Dig deep." "You cried out for Ellie." "What do you remember about Ellie?" "Show me your face, David." "Help me open the door." "It's true you had an accident, it's true you were disfigured." "But not any more." "Do you remember?" "They did fix your face." "Take off that mask, David." "You'll see your face is perfect under there." "I never trusted the doctors." "What happened next was surreal." "That same arrogant bastard, Dr Pomerantz, called me and suddenly he was my new best friend." "David!" "My brother!" "I felt really bad about our last conversation." "'He'd discovered a new form of reconstructive surgery 'with the help of a doctor from Berlin. '" "Hello." "'Next thing I knew, they shot me full of drugs I'd never heard of 'and away we went. '" "He's got a good voice." "And facial tissue could be regenerated." "...the concept of endoscopic, periorbital fibre optics." " Where are we eating later?" " I can't even tell you what they did." "It seemed like science fiction." "Madonna had that song "Borderline"." "That was a hell of a song." "This is going to be one good-looking guy when I'm done." "'Obviously I was suspicious. '" " Wouldn't you be?" " Suspicious of whom?" "Of what?" "Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search." "At the risk of boring you, I can present the alternate argument." "I once knew a guy who was a real loner." "One day he woke up at 40 with two daughters that lit up his life with purpose." "He suddenly goes to endless school plays, he gets home at 9:20 for the evening discussion and he has the time of his life." "His favourite Beatle was once John and now it's Paul." "I always liked George." "It all depends on the individual, doesn't it?" " Tell me, what's happiness for you?" " What's happiness to you, David?" " How about another question?" " You won't show me your face, will you?" "So, back to the timeline." "Hurry, let's move through this." "David!" " David?" " What?" " You've got to take the plates off." " I don't want to know what's under here." "It'll be fine, you'll see." "I called Pomerantz and switched it to Wednesday." "What?" "I hope that women at the front desk gave you shit about it." "Another day won't matter, and the Mustang will be fixed." "The plan was going in the Mustang." "It's not ready." "So we'll go tomorrow in the Mustang, when it's fixed." "I know that the problem wouldn't be you delaying something you were dreading." " Couldn't be that." " No, couldn't be that." "I mean..." "I mean..." "I agree." "I think it's very important to have the right car to take you where you want to go 24 hours a day." "How bad is it?" "Well, your ears are in the right place." "And the rest of it is not too bad at all." "It's perfect." "Do you love me?" "I mean really love me?" "Because if you don't, I'll just have to kill you." "In my next life..." "In my next life, I'm going to come back as this mole right here." "Seriously, this mole." "You'll have to wear bikini tops to work so that I can breathe." "I love you." "Love you." "I love you." "I can live right there." "Is this a dream?" "Absolutely." "'We talked about the big things, the little things... '... and the big things." "'But, in truth, with Sofia it was the in-between times. '" "Je t'aime." " What did she say?" " I have no idea." " How's things, Brian?" " Fine." "Brian, how's things?" "Don't flatter yourself." "I'm fine." "Besides, Sofia is great, but by no means one of a kind." "She was a proximity infatuation." "Don't use that, it's mine." "Where did you get this camera?" "I'm into things you have no idea, my friend." " Just so long as you're OK." " Anyway, we're friends, aren't we?" " Always." " That's right." "What's up with your face?" "Fuck!" "There's a seam opening or something!" " David Aames." " You fucking asshole." "I know." "Was I snoring?" "No." "I think it was me." "I was thirsty, that's all." "I'm dreaming about you." "Mmm." "I could listen to you say "mmm" for the rest of my life." "Baby, what's wrong?" " Where is she?" " Who?" "Who?" "I'm Sofia." "I'm going to make sure that I tie it four times." "You know why, Julie?" "Because four times really means something." "Please don't hurt me." "I'm freaked out, it worked." "You won't get away with this, so just tell me where Sofia is." " I am Sofia." " Where's Sofia?" " I am Sofia!" " Where is she?" "I'm calling the police." "Tell it to them." "You survived the accident." "Whose body was it?" "It was the board, the Seven Dwarfs, wasn't it?" "You're trying to steal my life!" "You weren't in an accident." "Now it's attempted murder!" "I am Sofia, please!" "Tell it to them." "This is David Aames." "I need help." "I've captured an intruder who's entered my home." "Oh, God!" "Wake up man." "Are you for real?" "They've kept me here for three hours." "They think that I had something to do with this." "Can you give us a minute here?" "Thanks very much." "They think I had something to do with this." "We're going to handle this the way your father would." " I've got it solved." " You've got it solved?" "Where is she?" "She's going to be fine." "This whole file is going to..." "Thank God you're here." "It's OK." "I love her." "Look at these photos, then I'm going to destroy them." "Sofia's testimony is also in here." "It won't exist." "She's not going to press charges." " Press charges against me?" " David, wake up." "As a friend I think you should see what you did to Sofia." "The press won't get hold of this if you get away quickly." "This is Julie Gianni, this is not Sofia." "This is Julie Gianni." "I didn't do this to her." "Someone's setting me up." "David, the board and I have taken care of everything." "They've been really great, actually." "All this is going to disappear." "We're all behind you, even the board." "Get out of here." "This is a revolution of the mind." "You're insane!" "Don't ever hit a girl!" "Hit me, but don't ever hit a girl!" "It wasn't Sofia." "It was Julie." " It was Julie." " It was Julie Gianni." "So Sofia was abducted by Julie and now Julie is posing as Sofia." "You're in OJ land, man." "Julie Gianni is dead!" "I don't care what they told you." "I can assure you Julie Gianni is alive." " I didn't talk to them, I talked to Sofia." " Where is she?" "I just dropped Sofia off." "I saw everything you did to her." "I did not do that to her." "Look me in the eye and tell me that's the girl you brought to the party." "Tell me that's your dream girl, your proximity infatuation." "Yes!" "And you stole her from me." "The one girl I really wanted and you took her from me." "You're insane." "You're losing it, man!" " You have revealed yourself." " Oh, yeah." "I'm with them." "Where did you get the coat, Brian?" "Where did you get the camera?" "How much did they pay you?" "Listen to me, because this is the last time we're ever going to speak." " I was your only friend." " You have revealed yourself to me." "Problems?" "I'm in no mood to be fucked with, so..." "There's an explanation for all this, David." "You and I know each other." "You found me on the Internet." "I'm here to help you, David." "Who the fuck are you?" "Why are you following me?" "First of all, it's very important that you calm down." "Calm down?" "Calm down!" "You must overcome your fears and regain control." "Take hold of your life again, David." "It's as easy as holding that glass." "What if I were to tell you that you can take control of all of this?" "Even me." "I'm straight, OK?" "David, look at all these people." "Seems as though they're all just chatting away, doesn't it?" " Nothing to do with you?" " No." "And yet maybe they're only here because you wanted them to be here." "You are their god." "You can make them obey you or even destroy you." "What I'd love for them to do is shut the fuck up, especially you." "You see?" "You and I signed a contract, David." "'Who is the man in the restaurant?" "' Who is it?" "Can you tell the difference between dreams and reality?" " Of course." "Can you?" " Think about it." "Think with your head." "You signed a contract, did you not?" " I signed something." " Was the man in the restaurant there?" " Fuck!" " Accept your body's resistance." "Let your head answer." " Yes." " That's right." "Who is Ellie?" " I don't know what's real." " What happened that night?" " Somebody died." " I don't want to remember." "You understand you hold the keys to this prison?" " It wasn't Sofia." " Who was it?" " No." " Who was it?" "You want to let it out, don't you, David?" "You're about to tell me." "Tell me what your heart and soul will not allow you to forget." "Did you kill Sofia?" "I thought you were a vandal." "Who are you?" "I'm Sofia." "You are not Sofia!" "You are not Sofia." "I'm Sofia." "We're going to be together again." "You're going to forget about Juliana and we're going to be together." "I'm not going to be afraid of you any more." "I'll get you a cold towel." "I'll be right back." "I love you." "'Pleasure delayer. '" "Sofia?" "I am Sofia." "I love you." "I missed you so much." "Where were you?" "Forget it." "I don't need to know." "It doesn't matter." "Just tell me that you love me." "I love you." "What is happiness to you, David?" "For me, it's being here with you." "What the fuck is happening?" "What the fuck is happening?" "David was a real delight as a child." "I'm so afraid of how powerful this is." "Oh, David." "Red dress, strappy shoes..." "That is the greatest thing I have ever heard." "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats." "What's happening?" "I did it, didn't I?" "But I don't feel like I killed someone." " I feel like I'm in a dream." " Who was the man at the restaurant?" "Sometimes the mind behaves as if it were a dream." "Faces change, people become other people." "The subconscious is a powerful thing." "You treated Julie carelessly, didn't you?" "Your feelings of responsibility or guilt over Julie might have turned Sofia into Julie." " Do you know what derangement is?" " I need your help." "All I know is you killed your girlfriend and I don't know what's in your mind." "I need your help." "I would work on this case forever if I could, but we've run out of time." "What will you plead?" "Temporary derangement." "That's your best chance." "I don't think they'll believe me." "Who do you believe?" "Believe it or not, I care about you." "You've become like family to me." "I don't want to give up on you, David." "But I needed more." "I needed an answer." "I even thought there was a chance somebody was playing a trick on you." "Maybe it was the board." "But I can't exceed my duties." "I'm just a psychologist and I have to go now." "Will I see you at the trial?" "No, I'm just the opening act." "'Reassurance is our speciality." "That's the Life Extension creed." "'Benny the dog was frozen for three months 'and thawed out to live a normal life." "'Life Extension can translate to the human form, too." "'How do you accomplish such a thing?" "72 cryonised patients are currently held at our facility in New Brunswick." "We feature the finest scientific technicians on the planet." " The book is "Life, The Sequel"." " McCabe!" "McCabe!" "Come back!" "Life Extension Corporation, please." "LE." "We hold a court order." "I think I've been here before." " Her name is Libby." " Good morning, Mr McCabe." "I'm Libby." "I'm here to assist you." "He's my son." "He's very shy." "You're not with the media or part of any legal consortium?" "Welcome to Life Extension." "Take a look at our proposal." "Please follow me." "You can wait out here." "You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn, my personal role model." "'I didn't need the pain any more. '" "'Life Extension wants you to live. '" "'I don't think that God disapproves of this. '" "Cryonisation, a journey of reawakening after the preservation of the human body at extremely low temperatures." " They laughed at Jules Verne, too." " David, you are not..." "Mr McCabe, how are you?" "I'm Rebecca Dearborn." "Life Extension, or LE as we like to refer to it, is a glimpse of the future." "A ticket, not in the juvenile sense but in the deeply meaningful sense that can only be borne in the human heart." "The DNA codes of the human body have been broken." "Soon heart ailments, cancer, so much more will be a thing of the past." "Very simply, your anguish, your discontent, even your death is no longer necessary in a traditional sense." "Whatever malady hides behind that mask, it's temporary." "Within an hour of your passing, LE will transfer your body to a vessel where you will be sealed and frozen at 196 degrees below zero." "Power outages, earthquakes, nothing will affect your suspension hibernation." "Have you signed a contract with these people, David?" " What's the Lucid Dream option?" " Good choice." "The Lucid Dream is Life Extension's newest option." "For a little extra, we offer the cryonic union of science and entertainment." "Cryotainment." "Some find this presentation helpful." "'Portrait of a modern human life." "'American, male, birth and death." "'Lmagine that you are suffering from a terminal illness." "'You'd like to be cryonised but you'd rather be resurrected 'to continue your own life as you know it now." "'LE offers you the answer." "'Upon resurrection, you will continue in an ageless state, preserved, 'but living in the present with a future of your choosing." "'Your death will be wiped from your memory." "'Your life will continue 'as a realistic work of art, 'painted by you minute to minute." "'You'll live it with the romantic abandon 'of a summer day, 'with the feeling of a great movie 'or pop song you always loved." "'With no memory of how it occurred, save for the knowledge 'that everything simply improved." "'Ln any instance of discontent, you'll be visited by technical support." "'Lt's just around the corner." "'The day after tomorrow, another chapter begins seamlessly." "'A living dream, Life Extension's promise to you." "'Life part two. '" "A living dream." "Your death will be wiped from your memory." "I guess I missed that one in "USA Today"." "A dream." "What if there was a mistake?" "What if the dream became a nightmare?" "Your subconscious can always play tricks on you." "The subconscious is a very powerful thing." "Did you sign a contract with these people, David?" "But this is a serious business." "The Lucid Dream is worth the risk." "And what is any life if not the pursuit of a dream?" "The dream of peace, the dream of achievement, the dream of hearing someone say these words when they truly mean them:" "I love you, David." " Te quiero." " I love you." "Roam free, David." "Most of us live our whole lives without any real adventure to call our own." "It's hard to comprehend, but they laughed at Jules Verne, too." "This is a revolution of the mind." "I want to wake up!" "Tech support!" "It's a nightmare!" "Tech support!" "Tech support!" "David Aames." "I think it's time we had a proper introduction." "I'm Edmund Ventura from the Oasis project, formerly Life Extension, LE." " Tech support?" " Yes, I'm your tech support." "We first met 150 years ago." "Shit." "You sold me the Lucid Dream." " What the hell happened?" " I tried to warn you in the bar, David." "I told you that it all depended on your mind." "All of this, everything is your creation." "Now we're heading towards your true moment of choice." " True moment of choice?" " Yes." "When did the Lucid Dream begin?" " Do you remember the night club?" " We'll meet up soon." "That night, after Sofia left you and you fell asleep on the pavement, that was the moment that you chose for the splice." " Splice?" " Splice." "The end of your real life and the beginning of LE's Lucid Dream." "A splice of many years which passed while you were frozen and dreaming." "From the moment you woke up," " nothing was real in the traditional sense." " Open your eyes." "Your Lucid Dream is monitored by Life Extension and a panel of experts following your every thought, even at this moment." "Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind." "I'm not a big fan of heights." "I know." "We erased what really happened from your memory." " Erased?" " Replaced by a better life, under these beautiful, Monet-like skies." " My mother's favourite." " A better life because you had Sofia." "You sculpted your Lucid Dream out of the iconography of your youth." " An album cover that once moved you." " An album cover?" "'There are some things that you're not old enough to understand just yet. '" "A movie you saw once that showed you what a father could be like." "Or what love could be like." "This was a kind woman, an individual." "More than your equal." "You barely knew her in your real life, but in your Lucid Dream she was your saviour." "What happened in my real life?" "Something happened." " What did you erase?" " Do you really want to know?" "Tell me everything." "The morning after the night club, you woke up on the street, hungover and alone." "You got up and you walked away." "You never saw Sofia again." "I didn't kill Sofia." "No." "You battled your board, the Seven Dwarfs, for control of the company." "In the end it was Thomas Tipp, your father's friend, who wrenched the company back into your control." "Tommy." "But then somebody died." "You longed for Sofia." "You shut yourself away for months." "You were alone." "You couldn't stand the pain any more, the headaches." " You could barely function." " I found you on the Internet." "I signed a contract with you and then..." "I remember." "Somebody died." "It was me." "'And on a day in late December... '... you gave yourself to us." "'You're now in a suspended state." "'Your friend Brian Shelby threw a three-day memorial in your old home." "'He was a true friend." "'You were missed, David." "'Lt was Sofia who never fully recovered." "'Lt was she who somehow knew you best." "'Like you, she never forgot that one night 'where true love seemed possible." "'Consequences, David." "'Lt's the little things. '" "The little things." "There's nothing bigger, is there?" "Your subconscious did create problems." "Your dream turned into a nightmare." "The glitch has been corrected." "So all I have to do is imagine something?" "Like if I wanted McCabe to come back right now." "Listen to me." "These people are dangerous." "We're in trouble." "We need to get off this roof now." "We're now on pause, and you're about to return to your Lucid Dream." "Pause?" "You won't remember any of this, nor will you be charged for technical support." "It's now your moment of choice." "You can return to your Lucid Dream and live a beautiful life with Sofia or whomever you wish." "Or you can choose the world out there." "The world out there?" "And you can bring me back?" "Just like Benny the dog?" "Yes, just like Benny the dog." "Your face and body can be fixed now, but things are very different now." "And your finances won't last long." "Your panel of observers are waiting for you to choose." "There are no guarantees." "But remember, even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour." " How do I wake up?" " The decision is yours." "I chose this scenario, didn't I?" "Yes, to face your last remaining fear of heights." "David, don't listen to him." "This is the Seven Dwarfs." "It's a set-up!" "You can't trust him." "Don't feel bad for him, David." "This winning man is your creation." "It's in his nature to fight for his existence," " but he's not real." " I'm real." "I'm real." "I have two daughters." "You know that." "What are their names?" "I'm real." "I'm..." "Mortality as home entertainment?" "This cannot be the future!" "Can it?" "Can it?" "Goodbye." "It's been a journey of self-awakening." "Now you've got to ask yourself this." "What is happiness to you, David?" "I want to live a real life." "I don't want to dream any longer." "Any last wishes?" "Let them out there read my mind." "I wish you well, David." "Look at us." "I'm frozen and you're dead." "And I love you." "It's a problem." "I lost you when I got in that car." "I'm sorry." "Do you remember what you told me once?" "Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around." "I'll find you again." "I'll see you in another life when we are both cats." "'Relax, David." "Open your eyes. '"

"Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?" "I know." "Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show?" "That's what you're thinking about?" "Well, one of the things." "Are any of them me?" "Yes." "I thought, "I can't decide" ""if I should watch The Flash TV show." "I know, I'll ask Amy."" "Anyway..." "What are you doing?" "You're right, you did kind of kill the mood." "I didn't kill anything." "You did, talking about your stupid TV show." "Excuse me." "Starting to watch a television show that might run for years isn't a decision to take lightly." "I'm wrestling with a big commitment issue here." "Really?" "That's the commitment issue you're wrestling with?" "Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?" "Irony's not really my strong suit." "But I have been getting better with sarcasm, if you want to give that a try." "Oh, sure, I'd love to." "Whenever you're ready." "♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪" "♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started..." "Wait!" "♪" "♪ The Earth began to cool ♪" "♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪" "♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪" "♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪" "♪ That all started with a big bang ♪" "♪ Bang!" "♪" "I don't want to rush you, but I'm closing a little early tonight." "Ooh." "Hot date?" "Uh, no." "I overheard Bernadette tell Howard she was making him a meat loaf, and you don't have to not ask me twice." "If I stick a lightbulb on this, wouldn't it make a great lamp for my bedroom?" "You're kidding, right?" "Oh." "Is this freaking you out?" "I guess I'm just more of a Pottery Barn," "Crate and Barrel kind of guy." "Maybe Pier 1 if I really want to cut loose." "All right." "Never mind." "No, no, no." "Hey, you should totally get it." "In fact, I'll buy it for you." "Sold!" "Raj, you don't have to do that." "Too late!" "No returns!" "That was really intense." "Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market, the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables." "Hey." "Oh, good." "You're here." "I need your assistance." "Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid on a goat bite?" "What happened?" "Oh." "Your buddy got mugged by some baby farm animals." "Been there." "Mmm." "So what do you need help with?" "Amy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why." "Okay." "Were you talking before she got upset?" "Yes." "That's probably it." "What'd you say to her?" "Well, I just asked her if I should start watching the new Flash TV series." "And that made her angry?" "Baffling, right?" "We were necking like a couple of hooligans under the school bleachers." "I stopped so I could ask the question." "Next thing I know, good-bye, kissy face." "Hello, yelly face." "Well, Sheldon, when you're kissing a girl, she expects the attention to be on her." "It was." "I asked her if she thought I should watch The Flash." "Yeah." "I'm tapping out." "Leonard?" "I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment of watching an entire season of a new show." "Oh, no, not just a season." "If I'm in, I'm in for the whole run, even if the quality declines." "I get it." "Smallville almost wrecked you." "Yeah." "Exactly." "You know, I waited ten years to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly." "Wait, what is wrong with you two?" "He was talking about television during their date night." "Oh, not just date night..." "Our fifth anniversary." "Okay, see, that's even dumber than you wondering if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat." "If that happens, don't make me wait ten years to watch you eat a tin can." "You guys ever notice that Emily has a bit of a twisted side?" "You mean 'cause she has weird tattoos?" "No, because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard." "One more time?" "She and I were supposed to watch the new Avengers movie tonight, but it was sold out." "So I said, "What else do you want to do?"" "She said, "Let's go to a cemetery and do it on somebody's grave."" "Like, a random person or somebody she knew?" "What difference does it make?" "Well, if it's her father's grave and they didn't get along, then you know she holds a grudge." "The only issue is that everybody has their own thing." "And as long as it's two consenting adults," "I guess I don't see the harm in it." "Well, what if it's one consenting adult and one adult who pretends to consent because he's afraid of being alone?" "Well, then I guess bring a blanket." "The grass gets damp at night." "I don't know, guys." "Maybe this relationship isn't for me." "Maybe I should break up with her." "Right." "You're gonna break up with a girl who has sex with you." "Can you believe this guy?" "I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl, he can do it." "How are you saying that with a straight face?" "I don't know." "You guys are being jerks." "Buddy, other than Jenny Craig, you've never broken up with a girl in your life." "You're one to talk." "You've been complaining about Stuart living here for the past year." "I don't see you showing him the door." "That's not the same thing." "Emily's a person." "Stuart's more like an infestation, something you spray for." "Baloney, okay?" "You two are as afraid of hurting someone's feelings as I am." "That's not true." "We were just laughing right in your face." "Thanks for cooking." "Mmm." "My pleasure." "That carrot was delicious." "Yeah." "I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of 'em." "Still haven't heard from her?" "No, and I'm confused." "It's been nearly 24 hours." "Amy should have figured out she's wrong by now." "Hey, I don't think she's wrong about you going too slow in the relationship." "Too slow?" "Yeah, you've been going out for years." "You haven't even slept together." "That's right." "It's called foreplay." "And I could make the case that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship." "Uh, hello." "Hello." "No." "Sheldon, we're getting married." "But you've been engaged for over a year now, and you don't even have a wedding date." "Well, we will." "We're just not in a rush." "Okay." "We're gonna set a date." "Okay." "If you say so." "Yeah, it's just, things are good right now." "Really good." "I'm focusing on my job." "And we've been busy with our paper." "So busy." "Yeah, we'll pick a date when we pick a date." "Yeah." "Okay." "You know, I can see why Amy's mad at you." "Yeah, shut up, Sheldon!" "Did you eat all my yogurt?" "You mean the one that makes ladies do the thing that ladies pretend they don't do even though they do?" "You know... which yogurt I mean." "I didn't touch it." "Must have been Stuart." "Maybe Raj is right." "Maybe it's time we tell him he needs to move out." "We should have done it months ago." "I know, but his store was reopening, and then there were the holidays, and then he was sick." "Yeah, right." "Sick." "He didn't have jaundice." "He just looks like that." "All right." "Tonight's the night." "Agreed." "When he gets home, I'm dropping the hammer." "Ooh, I like when you take charge." "Oh, I'm not taking charge..." "You're the hammer." "So... why haven't we picked a date?" "You know why." "Well, of course I know why." "But just for fun... why?" "Not in a rush, busy with work..." "Things are good right now." "Really good." "You still want to get married, right?" "Oh, my God." "Yes." "Why would you even ask that?" "I don't know." "Because we don't have a date?" "Well, you want a date, pick a date." "It's not just the date." "We haven't talked about anything." "Big wedding, small wedding, indoor, outdoor..." "Outdoor?" "Oh." "I can RSVP no right now." "Okay, indoor it is." "Big or small?" "Is your dad paying for it?" "I doubt it." "Okay, two friends each." "All right, well, I want it in a church." "Fine." "I want black-tie." "Fine." "I want to release butterflies." "Seriously?" "Airborne worms?" "Okay." "Well, then it's settled:" "small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies." "Sounds perfect." "Great." "You still didn't pick a date." "Stay out of it!" "Shut up!" "Mmm." "It's a beautiful night." "Oh, yes, we've got the moon and the trees and..." "Elizabeth McNulty, who apparently died when she was the same age I am." "Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?" "So does enjoying a meal at a well-lit restaurant, but here we are." "You aren't scared, are you?" "Of ghosts, no." "Of you, little bit." "I'm sorry I've upset you." "I shouldn't have asked so many questions." "No, it's okay." "Yeah, maybe it's good you got us talking about this stuff." "Well, look at that..." "Even when I'm causing problems, I make the world a better place." "Hey, next, why don't we tackle your penchant for whining and Penny's love of the ol' glug-glug?" "Uh, Sheldon, I think we're good for now." "Ah, well... very well." "So does this mean you'll finally pick a wedding date?" "Here we go again." "Why is everyone so concerned with us setting a date?" "We're committed to each other." "We're happy." "A ceremony isn't gonna change anything." "So you're never getting married?" "It's his whining, isn't it?" "Sheldon, I'm not a whiner." "It's amusing that he doesn't hear it." "Look, all she's saying is we are in love so it doesn't matter if we get married tomorrow or a year from now or 50 years from now." "Ew, 50?" "We'll be old and gross." "Yeah, but we'll be old and gross together." "My aunt and uncle were married 63 years." "Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt." "Um..." "I'm free tonight." "Are you saying you want to get married?" "Vegas isn't that far away." "I'm in." "Let's do it." "After all these years." "I'm really happy for the two of you." "Oh, thank you." "Thanks." "Now get out of my spot." "Bernie, Stuart just pulled up." "So remember, the key is to be firm." "Show no weakness." "Right." "Good luck." "Howard Joel Wolowitz, you get back here." "Never should have told you my middle name." "Hey, guys." "Hey, you got a minute?" "Sure." "Uh, let me just put this stuff in the fridge." "I felt bad for finishing your yogurt, so I bought more." "And, Howard, your favorite fruit is in season." "Crunch Berries." "Don't let that sway you." "It's hard not to." "They taste so much better than real berries." "What's up?" "So... we need to talk." "You okay?" "I think we should talk." "Is everything okay?" "Well... you've been living here a while now." "I know." "I may sell comic books at work, but the real superheroes are sitting right in front of me." "Yeah..." "His middle name is David." "Go." "Look, I care about you a lot, but we are very different people." "Are you breaking up with me?" "No, no, I'm just pointing out that you're dark on the inside and I'm dark on the outside." "So, anyway, what I'm trying to say is..." "You need to take that?" "It's just my dad, probably calling to wish me a happy birthday." "I'll call him back." "You were saying?" "Look, Raj, be honest with me." "If you want to end things, just do it." "Don't expect me to do it for you." "End things?" "I'm trying to tell you that I love you." "♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪" "Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas you can actually get married in." "Doesn't sound very romantic." "Yeah, but we could get heart-shaped pancakes." "I'm sure we'll find a decent chapel." "Yeah." "This is crazy!" "I know!" "You think people are gonna be mad?" "Maybe." "But this isn't about them; it's about us." "It is." "It is about us." "And you know what the best part is?" "We took our time." "I mean, we met, we were friends for a couple years, then we got together, and then we got untogether, then we worked out all our problems, and now we know everything about each other," "we can just go forward with no surprises and no regrets." "Right." "No surprises." "And no regrets." "Uh, well, there-there's one thing" "I feel I should tell you." "What?" "You know, so we can go into this with no secrets between us." "What?" "Remember, uh, a couple years back when I was on that research ship in the North Sea?" "Yeah." "Okay, well, there-there was a lot of drinking and craziness going on..." "No, you told me." "Okay, um..." "Well, there was this girl." "What did you do?" "Nothing... really." "It was just kissing." "And then what?" "And then nothing." "I stopped it." "But it still bothers me, and..." "I wanted you to know." "All right." "Did you ever do anything like this since we've been...?" "Nope, never." "Oh, that's too bad." "You know, can I ask you a question?" "Hmm?" "Why are you telling me this now?" "Well, like I said, we're about to get married, and I-I want a clean slate." "No secrets." "Really?" "Be-Because to me, it seems like we're about to get married and you're trying to sabotage it." "W-Would you rather I didn't tell you?" "No, I don't want there to be secrets between us." "See, now I'm confused." "I mean, what-what am I supposed to do?" "Uh, keep your mouth off other women." "I can do that." "Uh, uh, f-from now on, this mouth..." "You and food, that's it." "Okay." "Yeah?" "Look, I'm not happy this happened, but I think I can get past it." "I mean, we weren't engaged at the time, and it was just kissing." "Right." "Just kissing." "It wasn't even very good." "She was a smoker." "I'd just been seasick..." "Okay, that's enough." "Stop talking." "So... we're still getting married?" "Yes." "Because we love each other." "Yes." "And it's the happiest day of our lives." "Don't push it." "Hello." "Hello." "Listen, I've been thinking a lot about relationships and how difficult they can be, and I think..." "I've been thinking about them, too, Sheldon." "Being your girlfriend is so challenging." "Emotionally, physically." "I've been incredibly patient for years." "Strongly disagree." "Go on." "Okay, well... this isn't easy to say, because I love you, but..." "I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation." "Oh." "I hope you understand." "Okay." "Bye, Sheldon." "Well, Gollum you're an expert on rings." "What do I do with this one?"

"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin." "Now, Christopher Robin had many toy animals to play with, but his very best friend was a bear, named Winnie the Pooh." "Together, Pooh and his friends shared many grand adventures." "But one of their most unusual began on an early autumn morning." "It was that time of year again." "That magical time when leaves fall, and pumpkins grin, and Spookables roam free." "Halloween had come to the Hundred Acre Wood." "Boo!" "Oh, my!" "A very, very small Spookable." "Whatever shall I do?" "Don't be afraid, Mama." "It's only me!" "See?" "Oh, Roo." "Thank goodness." "I'm saved." "Sorry I scared you so bad." "I was just getting ready for Halloween." "Aren't you starting a little early, dear?" "I can't help it." "I'm excited." "It's Lumpy's first time trick-or-treating." "Well, that is exciting." "We're going to Piglet's to practice." "Bye-bye, Mama!" "Bye, dear." "Have a good time." "Treat-or-Trick!" "Lumpy!" "How was that, then?" "Did I do it right this time?" "Did I?" "Almost." "But not quite." "It's "trick-or-treat"!" "Trick-or-treat!" "Got it." "Roo?" "Yeah?" "I don't get it." "It's simple." "We knock on any door, and say "trick-or-treat"." "And they give us candy and cider and cookies." "What?" "Just like that?" "Don't worry, Lumpy, you'll get the hang of it." "I'll help you." "This is gonna be the best Halloween ever because it's our first Halloween together." "Come on, let's go practice at Piglet's house." "This is gonna be the most fun you've ever had in your life." "Trick-or-treat." "Boo!" "Would you look at that." "We frightened them so much , they forgot to scream." "Oh, bother." "I don't think we frightened them, Piglet." "Oh, dear." "Didn't we scare you at all, Roo?" "Maybe a little bit." "Right, Lumpy?" "Oh, sure." "Scary." "Why are you wearing those funny faces?" "What?" "Why, these are Halloween masks, Lumpy-boy." "I guess the kid's not from around here." "This is his first Halloween." "No kidding?" "Don't Heffalumps have Heffaween." ".. I mean, Halloween?" "Well, we have Trumplet-Trumpet Day." "Flapadoodle Eve." "But that's it." "Well, then, we must make this a very special night, indeed." "Well, what're we waiting for?" "Somebody get this Heffalump some candy." "No!" "No candy for anyone." "Not until the proper time to go trick-or-treating." "Now, if you'll follow me inside, I have all the fun meticulously planned out." "Now, gather round, everyone." "As you see, I've collected all the candy to be found in the Hundred Acre Wood, and divided it into equal , easy-to-carry sacks." "Tonight, each of you will take your sack home and dispense it for trick-or-treating." "Pooh Bear, you'll be trick-or-treating with Piglet." "Roo, you'll be with Lumpy." "And I'll be with Tigger." "What about me?" "You, Eeyore?" "Forgot about me, didn't you?" "It figures." "The point is to get organized." "If we follow the plan, we can make this the best Halloween ever." "Oh, boy!" "Trick-or-treating begins promptly at the stroke of sunset." "But I don't think my tummy can wait that long, Rabbit." "It wants a treat now." "Well, your tummy will just have to wait, Pooh." "We need to save all the candy for tonight." "See, Lumpy?" "This is gonna be a great night of trick-or-treating." "I think I'm gonna like this Heffaween." ".. Hallow..." "The word is "Halloween"." "And it's time we showed our new friend what my favourite night of the year is all about." "Now, a Halloween-y night is good" "When we're trick or treatin' through the woods" "I'll be sneaking' up and peekin' While my tippety toes are creakin'" "Boogity Boo-in' like a Super Tigger should" "Well, a sweet treat is just my cup of tea" "And a tricky-trick is just the treat for me" "Oh, everybody pay attention 'Cause I really hate to mention" "That the ghoulie ghosts are howling up a tree" "We are daring to be scaring" "Who's behind that mask you're wearing" "We can "Boo!" a spooky greetin'" "Then we'll share the sweets we're eating" "When we're home from trick-or-treating With our friends" "Oh, the Spookables crawl out from where they hide" "Do you think they might be hiding here inside?" "Well, together we're more clever" "We go places they would never!" "And a boo-hoo-hoo will send 'em for a ride" "We are daring to be scaring" "Who's behind that mask you're wearing?" "We can "Boo!" a spooky greeting" "Then we'll share the sweets we're eating" "When we're home from trick-or-treating With our friends" "We are daring to be scaring" "Who's behind that mask you're wearing?" "We can "Boo!" a spooky greeting Then we'll share the sweets we're eating" "When we're home from trick-or-treating" "With our friends" "Bravo, Tigger." "You've succeeded in terrifying poor Lumpy." "Lumpy, please come out." "Halloween isn't that scary." "Right, Tigger?" "You said it, Roo, old pal." "Not scary is just what it is." "As long as we don't run into the Gobloon, of course." "No!" "Not the Gobloon!" "What's a Gobloon?" "Well, I'm glad you asked." "I didn't wanna leave you in the dark." "The Gobloon is the scardiest fraidifier that ever scarified on Halloween night." "And he lives in the eeriest part of the Hundred Acre Woods." "His lair lies beyond the Creepy Cave..." "Dear." "...down the Slimy Slide, and in the Tree of Terror!" "There, there, Lumpy." "Don't listen to that lunatic." "There's no such thing as a Gobloon." "You are so wrong, Long-Ears!" "Tigger..." "Rabbit..." "Lunatic." "Long ears." "Wrong you are, Long-Ears." "Every Halloween, he roams the woods for poor victims to turn into jaggedy lanterns." "Jaggedy lanterns!" "Lumpy!" "I'm sure the Gobloon isn't all bad." "Right, Tigger?" "As a point of factin', Roo-boy, there is one good thing about the Gobloon." "If you catch him, you get to make a wish." "Did you hear that, Lumpy?" "What kind of wish?" "Well, only the wish-iest wish that you could ever wish about wishing for." "Meaning, anything at all." "Wow!" "Oh, fiddlesticks and nonsense." "There's no such thing as a Gobloon and that's all there is to it!" "Lumpy?" "Please come out." "Please?" "No, thanks." "Don't want to get turned into a jaggedy lantern." "Lumpy won't come out." "What do we do?" "This is going to require thought, planning, concentration." "Quick, everyone. "Operation :" "Extract the Heffalump."" "Everyone grab hold." "Heave ho!" "We have to get organized." "All together now." "Put some muscle into it." "But I don't wanna come out!" "Come on, pull!" "Watch my tail, Piglet." "Easy on the stripes back there." "Somehow I don't believe they thought this through." "Come on, little Lumpster, don't be scarified." "The front of me's not coming out." "And the back of me's not coming out." "And neither is my middle." "Who turned out the lights?" "It's a Spookable!" "Help!" "Spookables!" "Run!" "Help!" "Oh, my!" "Ah, well, that's more like it." "I guess I taught him a lesson or two." "Please come out, Lumpy." "I thought we were gonna spend Halloween together?" "You can come under here if you want." "You guys go ahead." "I'll stay here with Lumpy." "It's OK, Lumpy." "I was just really looking forward to trick-or-treating together." "Lumpy!" "You're not hiding anymore." "Aren't you afraid?" "Oh, I still am." "But as long as we're together," "I can be brave." "Hooray for Lumpy!" "Good for you!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Well, this calls for a celebration." "Piglet, fetch some candy." "Yes, sir." "Rabbit, sir." "Yes, I know." "You're all surprised." ""No candy until tonight," I said." "But special occasions call for sweets." "So, Piglet, one piece of candy each." "Rabbit?" "Yes, Piglet." "The candy, if you please." "Oh, dear." "That's just it." "Well, what is it, Piglet?" "Spit it out!" "Well, there's no candy left, Rabbit, sir." "What do you mean, "no candy left"?" "There's sacks and sacks of it over there." "Pooh Bear?" "You ate all our candy?" "Mighty impressive for one bear, though." "I don't know how it happened." "I only wanted one, but my tummy kept asking for more." "There's gotta be some left here somewhere." "We can't have Halloween without candy." "Well, I'll betcha Rabbit has a few sweets tucked away." "Don't ya, Long-Ears?" "I'm afraid not, Tigger." "You see, I've collected every bit of candy from the Hundred Acre Wood." "I'm afraid there will be no trick-or-treating this year." "Oh, dear." "Oh, bother." "My tummy says it's sorry." "I wish there was some way we can get more candy." ""Wish"?" "Maybe there is a way." "Remember Tigger's story?" "If we catch the Gobloon, we could wish for enough candy for everyone." "Yeah!" "We can save Halloween." "But if the Gobloon caught us, we'd be jaggedy lanterns." "Don't worry." "I'll be right there." "I won't let him hurt you." "OK, Lumpy, let's just go find some costumes for tonight." "Yes, Roo, let us do so." "That's the spirit." "We can still have fun without candy." "And don't forget, be back promptly at the stroke of sunset." "We will!" "Now, what did Tigger say again?" "Oh, yeah." "First we gotta find the Creepy Cave, then the Slimy Slide and then." ".." "The Tree of Terror." "Oh, right." "The Tree of Terror." "Thanks, Lumpy." "Come on!" "We're gonna make this the best Halloween ever." "Take that!" "And that!" "And that!" "I proclaim Lumpy and Roo to be the floundering members of the..." "Bravest of the brave?" "The Bravest of the Brave Gobloon Catchers' Club." "Brave together!" "Brave forever!" "Conquerors of the Gobloon!" "Now shake." "No, no!" "Shake hands." "That means we stick together, no matter what." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's go!" "We're friends forever We'll be brave together" "We can weather whatever comes along" "One can do it Two is better" "You and me together forever" "Braver than brave Stronger than strong" "Brave together Singing our song" "We're friends forever" "One can do it, two is better" "We'll be brave together" "You and me together forever" "Braver than brave Stronger than strong" "Brave together Singing our song" "Rumple de doodle Rumple dee dee" "We'll rumble and tumble like bumbly bees" "Two together Together we're one" "Rumple de doodle De doodle de dum" "You're my buddy" "You're mine too" "If I get scared" "I'm right behind you lt would be super if we could be the bravest friends in history" "We're friends forever We'll be brave together" "We can weather whatever comes along" "We can weather whatever" "Comes" "Along" "No prizes for guessing where the Gobloon lives?" "Oh, don't worry." "Gobloon catchers, ho!" "Lumpy?" "Come on!" "All right." "Know what I'm gonna wish for when we catch that Gobloon?" "Assuming the Gobloon doesn't catch us first?" "I'm gonna wish for a million cookies, and then a million candies, then three more wishes." "How 'bout you?" "Gosh." "I've already got my best friend and a lunch box full of rumpledoodles." "What else do I need?" "What was that?" "It sounded like it came from over there." "Look!" "That's gotta be the Creepy Cave, just like Tigger said." "The Slimy Slide can't be far off." "Come on, Lumpy." "Whoa!" "Let's go!" "It's OK, Lumpy." "It's only an echo." "Listen." "Gobloon!" "Roo, please don't do that again." "I'm sorry." "Roo!" "Something's following us." "I don't see anything." "I heard it." "I don't hear anything, either." "My ears are bigger than yours." "Lumpy, it's all in your imagination." "It's right behind me, Roo." "It kicked me in the bottom." "Lumpy!" "Stop!" "It's only your lunch box." "See?" "I don't care." "This is too scary." "I don't want to go on." "But we can't stop now." "I'm sorry, Roo." "I'm not taking another step and that is final!" "We're almost through the cave." "All we have to find is the Slimy Slide!" "Lumpy?" "Are you OK?" "I think so." "OK, we got through the cave and down the slide." "But where's that Tree of Terror?" "Wonder which way we should go?" "Smell anything?" "Nope." "See anything?" "Nope." "Maybe he's not home." "Well, only one way to find out." "What are you going to do?" "Don't worry." "I have a plan." "Lumpy!" "You know what?" "He must be out Goblooning." "He could be back any minute." "He could turn us into jaggedy lanterns." "I don't think I can do this, Roo." "I want to go home." "If we leave, we won't catch the Gobloon and we won't get our wishes and we won't have candy and I won't get to show you how great Halloween is." "I'm sorry." "I'm just so scared." "Gosh, I wish Piglet was here." "Piglet?" "Yeah." "He was so afraid of Halloween once, it almost was a Hallow-wasn't." "But then he got un-scared." "Really?" "Say, maybe if I told you the story, Lumpy, you might be un-scared too." "All right." "It happened before Mom and I moved to the Hundred Acre Wood." "It was Halloween, and everyone was really excited to go trick-or-treating." "They all had funny costumes and Pooh Bear's was the bestest of them all." "Look, there he is now." "Hi, Pooh Bear." "What are you up to?" "Practicing." "For Halloween." "Which happens to happen soon." "So I must be prepared." "Though I'm not fond of tricking," "I do enjoy treating, because treating means eating." "Bother." "I've smackled every smackeral of hon..." "Happy Halloweenin' to ya, Pooh-boy!" "Not late, am I?" "Didn't miss any anything', did I?" "Halloween's what Tiggers like the best." "Trick or treat!" "Hello, Pooh." "Hello, Tigger." "Nice costume." "You make a good yak." "I'm not supposed to be some yakkety-yakketin'-yak!" "Now I gotta get a new outfit!" "'Cause I'm gonna win that Best Costume Prize." "You wait and see!" "But, Gopher, I don't think there is such a prize." "Fine with me!" "Cuts down on the competition." "Night'll be fallin' any minute now, and I still haven't pulled any warm-up tricks!" "But, Tigger, we can't go yet." "What do you mean?" "Halloween night won't last all day, and we gotta be ready for it!" "But our very dear friend Piglet is not here." "And I would have thought he should have been by now." "I hope he is all right." "Yes, Piglet, you're gonna be quite all right." "Because this year is going to be the year." "This Halloween, you're going to enjoy yourself." "Nothing is going to frighten you." "There!" "If I'm not scared of something as frightful as this, I'll be unafraid of anything!" "I hope." "Ghoulish goblin Ghastly ghost" "Everything scares me the most" "All I really want to do ls be with Pooh, Eeyore and Tigger" "Kind of creepy, sort of scary" "Yes, but maybe not so very" "Well, in order to be brave" "I tell myself that I am not afraid" "No, not too much" "And if I am not afraid" "Not more than a touch" "I can be around my friends" "And being with them is much better" "We might be more brave together" "Then I can say that I am not af..." "What if some spook comes up to me" "When it's dark and really gloomy" "How very grand to stand up tall" "But could I even stand at all?" "I don't have one scary feature" "A timid, small and frightened creature" "Dear, oh dear, I'm just not brave" "I want to tell them" "I am not afraid" "No, not too much" "And if I am not afraid" "Not more than a touch" "I can be around my friends" "And being with them is much better" "We might be more brave together" "It's Halloween I'll face my fear" "'Cause it's the spookiest night of the year" "What a very grand thing to be so brave" "To show myself that I am not afraid" "Trick or treat." "Or not." "Why, Piglet, where is your costume?" "Oh." "I..." "Actually I haven't entirely decided, exactly, just what I want to be, precisely." "Gasp!" "Look at the time." "Half-past a quarter of sunset." "And I still haven't done any warming'-upping'!" "Come on!" "I gotta try some trick-or-trickin' on old Rabbit." "There is a trick to pulling' tricks, you know." "Storm brewing'." "Oh, dear." "Piglet." "If you were I and I were you, would you think my costume will get me plenty of treats tonight?" "Namely, honey." "I should give it a trying-out to be sure." "Oh, Pooh, I really don't know." "Say, where y'all buzzing off to, buddy boys?" "I shall know I'm all the bee that I can be, if the bees see me and see a bee instead of me." "See?" "Oh, Pooh Bear!" "Perhaps it would be best, Piglet, if you didn't call me by name." "It might make the bees curious." "I'm sorry, Pooh Who Isn't." "A trick?" "Or treat?" "Oh, bother." "Each precious pumpkin a picture of perfection!" "No, no, no!" "Not this way." "That way, to your left." "No, your other left!" "Oh, my!" "My poor pumpkins." "Are you all right, Pauline?" "Oh, speak to me, Pietro." "Oh, don't you know me, Petunia?" "Trick or treat!" "Not now, Gopher." "And why are you dressed like a muskrat?" "Muskrat?" "That guy wouldn't know a rabbit from a hole in the ground!" "Look at all the pretty pumplekins!" "Jackie-lanterns just waitin' to happen!" "Oh, dear!" "Tigger, stop that!" "I have no time for this Halloween nonsense." "I have work to do." "I have pumpkins to protect!" "How's this one?" "Of all my favourite holidays," "Halloween isn't." "A storming'-good storm." "This is gonna be the bestest Halloween ever!" "With loads of lightning'!" "And thunderous thundering'!" "And windiferous winds breaking everywhere!" "Oh, dear." "Why, we're gonna be creepin' and crawling' with Spookables!" "Oh, dear." "You don't suppose there will be any Spookables of the honey-hungry sort?" "Do you?" "At least half a dump of Spookables." "And bug-eyed Woozles and saw-toothed Jagulars!" "Oh, dear!" "Deary dear dear!" "Piglet." "And then Piglet ran for his life." "Hey, Lumpy, is the story making you feel any better?" "I'll take that as a "no"." "What happened next, Roo?" "Did the Spookables get Piglet?" "Well, let's see." "Piglet was all alone, lost in the woods, on the ookiest-spookiest night of the year, which really wasn't the best place to be." "There." "Now you're safe and sound." "Who is it?" "It's me, them, and , of course, us." "Oh." "But wait." "Perhaps if you'd say something only you would say," "I'd know you're you." "A very good idea, Piglet." "But what should I say?" "Well, possibly.." ". "I am Pooh"?" "You are?" "Well, then who am I?" "It's Pooh." "Are you quite all right, Piglet?" "Yes." "You will be joining us for Halloween, won't you?" "Well, to be perfectly honest." ".." "What I mean to say is..." "To put it another way..." "The truth of the matter is..." "As a small and timid animal," "I'm afraid I'm really too afraid." "Oh, but Piglet," "Halloween without you would be like..." "Like last year, and the year before last year." "And the year before that year." "And all the years leadin' up to and includin' every last Halloween ever." "I'm very, very sorry indeed." "Oh, that's quite all right, Piglet." "We shall simply not have Halloween." "Oh, you mustn't do that, Pooh Bear," "only because of me." "Oh, no." "This Halloween shall be a Hallo-wasn't and you shall have no reason to be frightened." "Thank you, Pooh Bear." "Would you like us to stay with you, Piglet?" "No, I'll be quite all right now." "I had hoped it wouldn't happen this year." "Everyone was looking forward to Halloween so." "I've let down Pooh and Tigger and Gopher and Eeyore and most of all... me." "I do so hope this blusterous and rather stormish night will not be too frightening for poor Piglet." "I suspect something should be done." "But what?" "I don't know either." "Think, think." "Why, just because Piglet can't have Halloween with us, there's no reason we can't have Hallo-wasn't with him!" "I like the way you think." "No way, no how, am I gonna miss out on another Halloween!" "I'll have my own Hallo-wasn't all by myself." "If only Piglet was more like me and less like him." "I love surprises and wearing' disguises A horribly hideous costume'll do" "Better be wary, be spooky and scary I'll bounce from the shadows and "Boo"" "I wanna scare myself and everyone else" "Those thrilly and chilly old willys will rise" "Cover your eyes, little buddy beware I'm twitching' and itching' to scare" "Myself" "Unspeakable Spookables Awful unlookables" "Galloping ghosties and goblins galore" "What if they find you Oh, look out behind you" "A terrible Tigger-type roar That would be me, hoo-hoo" "I wanna scare myself and everyone else" "Those thrilly and chilly old willys will rise" "Cover your eyes, little buddy beware I'm twitching' and itching' to scare" "Myself" "Now Tiggers I figger make scares even bigger" "They dress up and scream "Who am I?" "Can you guess?"" "And tricks always happen when ghosts are a-flappin'" "And tricks are what Tiggers like best!" "I wanna scare myself and everyone else" "Those thrilly and chilly old willys will rise" "Cover your eyes, little buddy beware I'm twitching' and itching' to scare" "Myself" "And who better?" "Oh, by the way." "Boo!" "Spookables!" "Trick-or-treat, again." "We're on our way to Piglet's to have a Hallo-wasn't," "if you'd like to join..." "What're ya waitin' for?" "Come on!" "What was that?" "Someone's coming!" "It's a three-headed, bug-eyed , saw-toothed Spookable!" "I must find Pooh!" "Perhaps we'd better take off our costumes, so as not to frighten him." "Piglet?" "Piglet?" "Don't you know what this means?" "He's been pignapped by Spookables!" "Hup, two, three, four." "Pooh wasn't at Eeyore's either, and neither was Eeyore, and no one was at Tigger's." "Hello, Rabbit?" "Oh, no one at all is where they should be." "Oh, dear." "Was that you, Eeyore?" "Wish I could say it was." "But it wasn't." "If I didn't know any better," "I'd think you fellas was all scaredy." "We are." "Well, I'm not!" "Now quit climbing' all over me, buddy bear!" "We got piglets to find!" "I think I have had a thought." "If we put our costumes on, when we find the Spookables, they shall think we're them and we shall think they are us, so we can save Piglet and no one will be the wiser!" "I know I got it this time!" "Oh, an infestation of ghosts and goblins and ghouls!" "Piglet!" "Excuse me, but could someone, anyone really, help me?" "Oh, dear!" "Pooh Bear!" "Oh, they have Pooh Bear!" "Two very fierce and savage Spookables!" "I must save my friend Pooh!" "Boo!" "Boo, I say." "Boo!" "Spookable!" "What?" "Who's that?" "Oh no, not this way!" "Oh, dear!" "Why, Piglet, you scared the Spookable away!" "I did?" "You did and what you did saved us all." "I did!" "Three cheers for the bravest little timid guy ever!" "Hip-hip!" "Hooray!" "Hip-hip!" "Hooray!" "Dagnabit!" "Why, Gopher, what a wonderful costume." "It is?" "It is!" "By dingy, it's the best!" "That's what it is." "Of all the Halloweens I can remember, and I can't, this Hallo-wasn't has been the most unforgettable of all." "And I got a super, grade-A, lollapaloozin' good scare!" "Not that I was frightened by it." "And this year Piglet has made it all the way through, so our Hallo-wasn't truly was a Hallo-was." "Hey, wait a half a segundo." "You never did figure out what you're gonna be, Piglet!" "Actually, Tigger, I did." "I've decided I'd like to go as Pooh's very best, and very bravest friend." "That, Piglet, is the thing I should most like you to be." "So, with just a little bit of help from his very good friend..." "Pooh Bear?" "That's right." "Piglet became un-scared." "And he stayed un-scared for a while." "'Cause he had his friends to keep him company." "Lumpy, did my story un-scare you?" "I think so." "If someone as small as Piglet can be brave," "I can be twice as brave." "At least." "You would never leave me alone, would you, Roo?" "Never, Lumpy." "I promise." "Brave together." "Brave forever." "Conquerors of the Gobloon!" "Come on, Lumpy." "Come on!" "All we have to do now is wait 'til he comes home." "Then I pull the rope, the trap door slams down and wham!" "We get our wishes?" "Yep!" "Now..." "Don't make a sound." "Whoa!" "What was that?" "Maybe it's the Gobloon." "You stay here." "I'll go check it out." "If it's him, I'll chase him here." "And when I give the signal , you spring the trap." "What signal?" "I'll hoot like Owl." "Only instead of "hoo hoo"," "I'll hoot "Roo hoo"." "On second thought, why don't you come with me?" "Good idea." "That way I'll know when you give the signal." "Come on." "It's coming from the bridge." "Follow me." "Lumpy, come on!" "Lumpy, quiet!" "Run, Lumpy!" "Run!" "The Gobloon's gonna get us." "Help!" "Roo!" "Roo?" "Roo, where are you?" "You said you'd never leave me alone." "Lumpy?" "Where are you?" "Help!" "The Gobloon's got me!" "The Gobloon's got me!" "Hold on, Roo." "I'll save you!" "Help!" "Roo hoo!" "Where are you, Roo?" "Please answer me." "Roo?" "Help!" "The Gobloon's got Roo!" "Brave together, brave forever." "I'll save you, Roo." "If Piglet can be un-scared, so can I." "Brave together, brave forever." "Conquerors of the Gobloon." "Oh, no, you don't." "Boo." "Oh, hello, Eeyore." "How'd you know it was me?" "Hello, Piglet." "Hello, Pooh." "Look at me, Piglet." "I'm a little honey pot." "Oh, very nice, Pooh Bear." "Oh, hi, Tigger." "Tigger is my mild-mannered alter-ego." "I am Super-Tigger." "I can leap over a house or something really big, in a single bounce." "And then..." "And I..." "I'm not kidding anyone." "It just doesn't feel like Halloween without any candy." "It feels more like Hallow-almost or Hallow-Not-Quite-Right." "Or something." "I know what you mean, Tigger." "Even my tummy can't be fooled." "Cheer up, everyone." "Halloween is saved." "I knew you could do it, Long-Ears." "So, what did ya bring?" "Popcorn balls?" "Candied apples?" "Cookies?" "Even better." "Honey?" "Even better." "As long as it's candy." "Sure is." "Nature's candy." "Vegetables." "Carrots." "Radishes." "Rutabagas." "Oh, they're tasty, juicy, and most important, good for you." "Well, I suppose we could go trick-or-treating with these." "Well, I'll take the trick, please." "Oh, nonsense." "This is going to be the best and healthiest Halloween ever!" "Finally, as it should be." "Hey, I just thought of something." "If we're all here to go tricking and treating, then none of us are home to be treated or tricked." "You're right, Tigger." "That is a bother." "But what should we do?" "Think, think, think." "I have an idea!" "Let's take turns." "We can practice here at my house." "I don't know, Piglet." "What if you don't answer the door?" "Oh, I will!" "I promise, I will!" "Well, it's risky." "Oh, my head hurts." "But it's just crazy enough to work." "Let's give it a try." "Goody-goody!" "Who's there?" "It's us!" "Who else could it be?" ""Us" who?" ""Us"!" "Rabbit, Tigger and Pooh Bear!" "Forgot me again." "Prove it." "Open this door at once!" "Rabbit!" "It is you!" "Trick-or-treat!" "Hooray!" "I can't wait to try my place." "Wonder if I'm gonna be there." "Lumpy?" "Where are you?" "Lumpy?" "Oh, no!" "The Gobloon got you!" "And he's turned you into a jaggedy lantern." "Say something, Lumpy." "Oh no, Lumpy." "Don't worry, I'll find help." "It'll be OK." "I won't leave you again." "Let's give Rabbit the old trickety-treatment." "Knockety knock knockety." "Guess who!" ""Guess who," he says." "Gee, I don't know." "Pooh Bear?" "Tigger?" "Oh, he's good." "Very good." "Anyway, let's see, where are those treats?" "Oh, here we go." "A nice juicy rutabaga for Pooh Bear." "Prunes for Piglet, celery for Eeyore, and for you, Tigger." ".. spinach." "Roo-boy and Lumpy are missing all the fun, and the spinach." "I told 'em to be here at sunset." "I'm sure they'll be by any minute." "Help!" "Roo-boy." "Help!" "We tried to catch the Gobloon , and we found his tree but I got scared and ran away." "Then the Gobloon turned him into a jaggedy lantern." "Could you start again from that first Gobloon?" "Gobloon!" "Oh, dear." "The story's true." "There really is a Gobloon." "Quick, everyone, panic!" "Poor Lumpy." "Oh, this will never do." "Wait a second." "I got it." "We gotta catch the Gobloon." "What?" "Well, if you catch the Gobloon," "you get to make a wish." "That's it, Tigger." "We can wish Lumpy back." "Tigger's right." "Wait a minute." "Tigger's right?" "That can't be right." "Hurry!" "There's not a moment to lose!" "Hurry!" "Come on." "We're gonna save him." "We're coming, Lumpy." "Don't worry!" "We'll have you back to normal in no time." "I'm sorry I left you all alone." "Lumpy, we're coming for you!" "We're coming, Lumpy!" "Remind me again, Pooh Bear." "How did I ever become un-scared?" "Listen, everyone." "The tree is making noises." "Maybe it has a bellyache." "That's the Gobloon!" "The trap worked." "We caught him!" "Hooray!" "Hooray for us!" "I knew we could do it." "Hooray!" "Yay!" "Now what?" "Knock and shout "trick-or-treat"." "I could offer him some honey." "I don't think Gobloons eat honey." "Well, he could sure have all of my spinach." "Um, Mr Gobloon?" "I don't want candy." "All I care about is Lumpy." "I wish my friend back." "You hear me, you mean old Gobloon?" "I want my friend back!" "Roo?" "Roo!" "I'm in here!" "Lumpy?" "You're OK!" "lt worked." "Things couldn't get better." "Roo wished Lumpy back!" "lt worked!" "Oh, yes!" "Now, that's what I call a happy ending." "I'm sorry I ran away, Lumpy." "I was just so scared." "Would you..." "Could you... forgive me?" "Gosh, Roo, you came back for me." "That was brave." "I guess thinking about being with you made me brave." "Brave together?" "Brave forever." "Conquerors of the Gobloon!" "Hooray!" "Hooray for us!" "Who needs candy to have a great Halloween?" "When we've got each other." "You know, it seems to me there's only one thing left to say." "I know, I know." "Trick-or-Treat." "Gasp!" "Happy Halloween, everyone!" "Trick-or-Treat." "Mama!" "Come in." "I baked cookies and rumpledoodles for everybody." "And I made a special jack-o'-lantern for each and every one of you." "Hello, gorgeous." "Doesn't look like me at all." "Why the long face?" "Oh, look, Piglet." "It's me and my very best friend." "Oh, mine too!" "Look, Lumpy." "There's even one for me." "Wow!" "But where's yours?" "I'm so sorry, Lumpy." "I did make one for you, but it must have fallen off my wheelbarrow." "See?" "I told you." "Halloween is the most fun ever." "You were right." "I love Hallowoon." "Hallow-woo..." "Hallow..." "Oh, whatever." "As long as we're together." "We are daring to be scaring" "Who's behind that mask you're wearing?" "We can "Boo!" a spooky greeting' Then we'll share the sweets we're eating" "When we're home from trick or treating" "With our friends" "We're friends forever" "We'll be brave together" "We can weather whatever comes along" "One can do it Two is better" "You and me together forever" "Braver than brave Stronger than strong" "Brave together Singing our song" "We're friends forever" "One can do it, two is better" "We'll be brave together" "You and me together forever" "We can weather" "Braver than brave stronger than strong" "Whatever comes along" "We're brave together singing our song" "Rumple de doodle Rumple dee dee" "We'll rumble and tumble like bumbly bees" "Two together Together we're one" "Rumple de doodle De doodle de dum" "You're my buddy" "You're mine too" "If I get scared" "I'm right behind you lt would be super if we could be the bravest friends in history" "We're friends forever We'll be brave together" "We can weather whatever comes along" "We can weather" "Whatever comes along"

"This meteor shower tonight's gonna be amazing!" "Awesome!" "You know, this shower only happens once every 100 years." "A centennial celebration!" "We better get a move on!" "Don't wanna be late!" "There." "Spike, did you grab my quill and ink?" "Check!" "Scrolls?" "Check!" "I've also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch and my freshly baked home-made triple-decker nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!" "I can see that." "Once again you read my mind, Spike." "And that is why you are my number one assistant." "I'm sorry." "I didn't hear you." "That is my you are my number one assistant." "Missed that!" "Huh...?" "I said...!" "Come on, let's get going." "Wait!" "I almost forgot." "I wanna bring the Astronomical Astronomer's Almanac to All Things Astronomy." "The Astronomo-lomo homono what?" "You know that really old big blue book on stars, moons, planets, the Universe...?" "Right." "Check!" "Hey!" "What's taking my number one assistant so long?" "I was sure I put the astronomer's guide back." "The book would have helped me identify different planets and stars tonight." "Well..." "Maybe someone borrowed it?" "Besides, you don't need that book." "You can already name all the planets and stars, cause you're super smart and astronomically awesome!" "Thanks, Spike." "You're such a flatterer." "Yeah, I'm a sweet talker." "And a number one assistant, right?" "Check!" "Wow, Twilight!" "You're lucky to have such a rad assistant." "I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!" "Oh yeah, pipsqueak?" "How about taking out the trash?" "Yes, ma'am!" "Do we have Spike to thank again for this amazing spread?" "Isn't he simply amazing?" "Oh, come on." "I said come on." "Little Spikey-wikey!" "Who knew that big ferocious dragon started off co cutesy mootsy?" "Spike, you are such a little star, that I had to make a little bow tie for you." "Gosh." "You guys are embarrassing me." "Stop that." "Twilight, your turn." "Spike, that's enough." "All right." "That's enough." "Hey, everypony!" "The show is starting!" "Wow..." "Huh?" "Wow!" "These cookies are deeleesh!" "Spike made them." "Speaking of, Spike, can you bring us some punch?" "Spike?" "Ooh, poor little thing." "Aww..." "He's worked himself to the bone." "And now the punch has been spiked!" "Goodnight, Spike." "Sweet dreams, number one assistant." ""The Study of Comets."" ""Comets are small, irregularly shaped bodies..."" ""...that are made of non-volatile grains and frozen gasses." "They..."" ""...have body structures that are fragile and diverse..."" "Shoot!" "Oh..." "This is a job for Spike." "If only he were awake..." "Hoo!" "Wait!" "Don't go!" "Don't be afraid." "Thank you for returning my scroll." "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Uhoo." "Gosh, it's cold tonight." "Say, would you like to relax in here and keep my company while I work?" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Now, where was I?" "Oh, yes. "...fragile and diverse with a surrounding cloud of material called a coma..."" ""...that grows in size and brightness as the comet approaches the sun..."" "I overslept!" "I know it's already ten, but I'm scaly-tailed and bright-eyed and ready to work twice as fast." "Oh please, don't be upset, Twilight." "And what do you want for breakfast?" "Oatmeal?" "How about a sunflower smoothie?" "Grass pancakes?" "Spike, don't worry." "But my morning chores..." "It's okay." "Owloysius did them for you." "Who?" "He's our new junior assistant." "He's gonna help out with your chores so you won't be so tired all the time." "Wha..." "Wh..." "What do we need a junior assistant for?" "I'm not tired." "I do fine on my own." "I don't need sleep, I..." "Spike, don't worry." "He's just here to help out a little." "Now, I have to go out." "So why don't you introduce yourself to Owloysius?" "He's in the library." "Worried?" "Do I look worried?" "I'm not worried." "Who's worried?" "Hello?" "Hellooo!" "Whoa!" "Dude, that's creepy." "Uh..." "Hi there!" "I'm Spike." "I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me..." "Hoo." "Uh, Spike?" "You know, assistant number one?" "Hoo?" "I'm Spike!" "And who are you?" "And what are you?" "Hoo!" "Who?" "Hoo!" "I thought your name was Owloysius!" "Hoo?" "Okay, "Who", "Owloysius", whatever." "I'm Spike, okay?" "Look!" "All you need to know is that I'm number one and you're number two." "Got it?" "Hoo?" "So, a man of mystery, huh?" "I'm keeping my eye on you!" "I've got eyes in the back of my head too, you know?" "Well, not really, but..." "You know what I mean!" "That bird is out for my job." "He wants to be number one." "I'll prove to Twilight that I deserve to be number one." "Not Freaky Feathers over there." "I won't let him have my job if it's the last thing I do!" "Oh, what a fantastical, fluffelicious feathery little friend!" "I'm..." "hooked!" "He's just wonderful." ""He's just wonderful."" "Uh, yes." "Wonderful." "He's quite the charmer." "And Owloysius's just such a star I just had to make the little bow for you." "What's he all sad and sore about?" "He's probably just jealous of Owloysius." "Maybe Spike feels threatened or worried that Owloysius will replace him?" "Replace him?" "Hah!" "It's crazy!" "Spike knows he can't be replaced." "They're trying to replace me!" "I better step it up and make sure that Twilight and Owloysius know that I'm still number one..." "Hey, Spike!" "Can you fetch my that book called Two-headed Myth Mythological Mysteries!" "I know where it is." "Thanks, Owloysius." "Hey, Spike, no worries." "Owloysius flew up and got the book for me." "Oh, and gee!" "I guess I need Ferrets of Fairyland too." "Hey!" "Climb down from there before you fall." "Shoot!" "Yes, sir!" "My last writing quill." "It's broken." "Never fear, Spike, your number one assistant, is here." "Quill... quill..." "Where is it?" "Not here..." "Quill..." "Quill, where is it...?" "Hoo." "Where am I gonna get a quill?" "Spike, wait!" "Wait!" "But the store is called "Quills and Sofas"." "You only sell two things!" "Sorry, Junior." "All outta quills until Monday." "Need sofa?" "I swore I had one here somewhere." "Ah, here it is!" "A quince!" "Not a quince." "A quill!" "Right." "A quail?" "A quilt!" "A quesadilla?" "Aha!" "A quiche!" "Not a quiche." "A quill!" "Nope." "Sorry." "All outta quills." "Shoot." "Come on, chicken!" "Here, chicky chicky chicky!" "Here, chick chick chick chicky!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Spike to the rescue." "Oh, Spike." "I was calling out for you when you were turning this place upside down." "Owloysius gave me one of his feathers to use as a quill." "That's just great." "Perfect!" "Sweet!" "I think I'll just, uh finish up the rest of my chores!" "Or did Owloysius already do them?" "Oh, no no." "There are quite a lot of them." "Well, that's fine." "Because I can just stay up all night and finish..." "Poor Spike." "He'll come around." "He's genuinely a good little guy." "Spike." "What is this?" "You said this book was missing." "Well, Owloysius found it right where it belongs but like this." "How did it get this way?" "Uh..." "Well, um..." "You see, I..." "I just didn't wanna disappoint you and, uh..." "Have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?" "I've seen a dragon lie." "I'm very disappointed in you, Spike." "You set me up!" "Well, two can play that game." "Hoo!" "Not "who"!" "Two!" "Owloysius is out to take my place." "I just know it!" "I've gotta stop him." "But how?" "Ah..." "Come along, Opal." "Let's hurry up and get to Fluttershy's tea party." "So lifelike." "And when Twilight discovers it shredded up on her floor she'll think mouse-eating Owloysius is to blame." "And I'll be number one again!" "That poor little field mouse!" "Torn to pieces!" "It must have been Owloysius!" "You know, since owls eat, you know, mice." "What a terrible, terrible bird!" "He must be punished!" "Right?" "Spike!" "I don't know what upsets me more." "That you deliberately tried to set up Owloysius or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work!" "You've let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike." "I am truly disappointed." "This is NOT the Spike I know and love." "She..." "She doesn't love me anymore." "Twilight hates me." "I'm cold, hungry, tired and lonely." "Could it get any worse?" "I guess that's a yes." "Hello?" "Hello!" "What is that?" "If this is what running away is all about I never wanna go home!" "Gems!" "Mmm..." "Woohoo!" "Even if my tummy's full the rest of me is still empty." "I miss Twilight and the pony gang." "But she doesn't love me anymore." "So, I'm better off here." "All by myself." "Wow." "Seems to be getting warmer." "The steam is great for my complexion but it's sure getting hot in here." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAVE?" "AND WHY ARE YOU EATING MY GEMS?" "Heyah bro!" "I didn't know this was your cave." "And I didn't know these were your gems, but we're cool, right?" "Whoa, whoa!" "Hey..." "We're like brothers, you know?" "I mean, you're a dragon, I'm a dragon..." "It's us against the world, right?" "You don't scare me!" "So you're big." "Really big." "And your claws are super sharp." "Tail extra spiky." "But, uh..." "You don't scare me!" "Ha!" "How do you like that?" "Uh..." "I'd love to stay, but gotta go!" "See ya!" "Wouldn't wanna be ya!" "Uhoo!" "Spike!" "Over here!" "Am I glad to see you!" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "It's too dark!" "I can't see!" "Hoo." "Hoohoo!" "Spike." "We were so worried about you." "*I* was so worried about you." "Why did you run away?" "I thought you didn't need me anymore." "And that you didn't love me anymore." "Spike." "Sure, I was disappointed but you are my number one assistant!" "And friend." "And you always will be." "It's just that sometimes I need some help at night." "I can't ask you to stay up late." "You're a baby dragon and you need your rest." "Owls are nocturnal." "So I asked Owloysius to help." "But not to take your place." "No one could ever replace you, Spike." "Not even when you are being a jealous numskull." "I'm sorry, Twilight." "I've never should have been so jealous." "And I'm sorry too, Spike." "I should have been more sensitive." "And Owloysius..." "I know now that you weren't out to take our job." "Forgive me?" "Hoo?" "Me." "Forgive me, Spike." "Hoo!" "He forgives you, Spike." "Hey!" "How did you guys know where I was?" "It was your ketchup covered feet." "Owloysius discovered your footprints and we followed them all the way to the cave." "Oh yeah, the ketchup." "It looked pretty real though, didn't it?" "Uh..." "I know Princess Celestia will wanna read about what happened today..." "I'm ready when you are." "Hey, Spike." "Why don't you write to Princess Celestia?" "And tell her what you've learned?" "Really?" "Why, that's a big responsibility!" "I know." "But nothing my number one assistant can't handle." ""Dear Princess Celestia."" ""This is Spike, writing to you about my adventures."" ""This week I've learned that being jealous..."" ""...and telling lies gets you nowhere in friendship."" ""I also learned that there's plenty of love for every friend to share."" ""So from here on out, I promise, that I, Spike, will..."" "Oh, Spike." "Hoo?" "Who?" "Spike!" "You kno..." "Oooooh..."

"MAN:" "Hello, Mac." "Got a new crop for you." "Business is getting good." "We're crowded out." "Come on, Peter, open up." "PETER:" "Well, well, if some of the boys ain't come back home." " Hello, Peter, how are you?" " Hello, Pauly." " Hello, Smitty." " Hello, Peter." "Well, well, you did hurry back, didn't you?" "What you got?" " Come on." "Get going." " Oh, well, don't worry." "The longer the term, the more good time they gotta give you." "My, quite a mess of new fish too." "Hey, I heard you made it." "They had me scared just like you said." "Those guys on the board are tough." " If they smile, they'd fall off their seats." " What do you want?" "Kiss you for serving your time?" "It's the waiting that gets you." "You answer the questions they look over the papers, while you wait and wonder if it'll be no." "They must have a record of every time you blow your nose." "Yeah, they got more than that." "What a day." "One year I waited for this." "You got another year on parole." "Ah, that don't mean anything." "Say, it's great you and me going out together." "Hey, pipe down." "Here's some new guys just come in." " Hi, Alec." "ALEC:" "Hello, Chuck." "What'd they slap on you?" "The judge threw the book at me." "Twenty-eight years." "CHUCK:" "That's tough." " What's the difference?" "I get my three squares a day." "That's more than I was getting on the outside." " You going out?" " Yeah, I just finished five." "Well, I'll still be here when you come back." " Well, Taylor, are you ready to go out?" " Yes, sir." "We're putting half the responsibility back on your shoulders again." "Because you've earned it." "And if you show as good a record in the next year, we'll put the whole load back on." "I hope you'll be able to carry it." "Now, I'm not going to burden you with a lot of advice." "If I'm any judge of men, you don't need it." "You're going to your family and to a job." " And there's a girl there too isn't there?" " Yes, sir." "Fine." "I think we've been able to help you lose your bitterness and to find another way of looking at organized society." "Sometimes we succeed and sometimes we fail." "A lot of it is up to the man himself." "I should be greatly disappointed if we failed in your case." "Listen, warden, you don't have to worry about me." "I learned my lesson some time ago." "I won't be back." "No, I don't think you will." "And just remember this, I'd like to be your friend." "I'd like you to promise me that if the time comes when you're ready to, well, kick it over again you come and tell me about it first." " It's a deal." " Goodbye, Taylor." " And good luck." " Thanks, warden." "Send in Chuck Martin." "Well, Martin?" " You wanna see me?" " Thought we'd have a little talk." "What about?" "I done my full time." "The way I look at it, me and the State is quits." "That's too bad." "If there was any way I could do it, I'd hold you here, you know that." "Yeah, I know that." "But there ain't no way." " Martin, haven't you had enough?" " What, enough of this?" "Yeah." "The way I look at it, it ought to take two to make a deal." "Ought to be a question of give and take." "That ain't the way it's been." "Nobody give me nothing." "All I've been doing is taking it." "What gripes you is I know my side of the fence and I'll stay on it." "I wouldn't relish the idea of one day escorting you to the electric chair, Chuck." "There ain't nothing you and I can do about it." "All right, Martin." "Goodbye." " Sorry I can't wish you luck." " It's okay with me." "Just as long as we understand each other." "So long, warden, see you in church." "All right, Peter, open up." "Have a good time, boys." "But don't stay away too long." " So long, Peter." " You'll be back." "You'll be back." "Yes, sir." "She's gotta have gold hair." "Real gold." "The kind that ain't hard and coarse when you touch it." "Long legs and smooth white arms." "Take it easy." "I was just thinking." "Think about something else." "Why?" "You know, I feel sorry for you." "You'll have parole agents on your tail thicker than flies." "They can camp in my pockets if they want." "That stuff you give the warden, you mean that?" " Going straight?" " Yeah." " Sure." " Gonna roll up your sleeves, start pitching." "Pick up where you left off." "Start off clean again, is that it?" "You think I'm nuts." "Well, that's all right if you go for it." "You can swallow that guff the doc and the warden hand out." "But not me." "I've been out before." "You think changing your uniform means anything?" "You'll still be wearing stripes." "You may not be able to see them but they'd be there all right." "A guy I knew once made a crack." "He said, "There's theorists and there's realists."" "Me, I'm one of them there realists." "Hello, old man Peter." "Open up those golden gates." "Maybe." "It all depends on how smart you are and what breaks you get." "I'm gonna make them pay for every day I spent in that crummy stir." "Yeah." "You know, she ought to wear one of them strapless evening gowns." "Yes, sir, that would be fun." "Mom?" "Hello, Mom." "Cliff." "Cliff." "Oh, Cliff you're home again." "Yeah." "Home." "That's funny." "I used to think this was just a dump." "I didn't think it was big enough for me." "And now it's..." "What have you done to it?" "Why, it's just the same as it always was, Cliff." "Yeah, maybe it is." "I never noticed it." "I won't forget again." "I know, Cliff." "You're the same old Mom." "Everything's the same, son." "Nothing's changed." "Nothing?" "It's been a long time." "Cliff do you remember when you were a little fellow your uncle took you into the country for a vacation?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, I cried that day." "Then I said to myself:" ""He's gone away just for a little while and he'll be home in a couple of days."" "It made the time pass that much quicker." "Ever since then, whenever you've gone away I've said:" ""He'll be home in a couple of days."" "And I never cried anymore." "Now here you are, home again." "And you've only been gone a couple of days." "Do you understand, Cliff?" "Yeah, I understand." "Just a couple of days." "[BANGING]" "Hello, Cliff." "CLIFF:" "Hello, Tim." "Gee, you look swell." "Yeah, so do you." "Why, look at them, standing there like a couple of strangers." "You wouldn't believe it." "Tim's been waiting the whole week for you to get back." "Go on, say something." "He's only your brother." "He won't bite you." "Cliff knows how I feel." "Sure, kid." "And it goes double for me." " Hello, Cliff." " Hello, Peggy." "I'm awfully glad you're back home." "Gee, you look swell." "Didn't she blossom out?" "Oh, aren't you gonna kiss him, Peggy?" "What's the matter with all of you?" "Oh, I'm gonna get the dinner on the table." " Well, I'll help." " No, no, you stay here." "When are you two kids gonna get married?" "Yeah, when?" "Oh, there's lots of time to get married." "After all, you've got to realize a girl likes long engagements." "Sure, very fashionable." "We like being very fashionable." "Well, I think I'll go and help with the dinner." "Oh, how it feels to be here." "Tim?" "I can't start to tell you." "Maybe Mom was right about my not knowing what to say." "I felt kind of foolish." "Gee, Cliff, this joint's been lonesome without you." "No man around the house to talk things over with." "I even missed your taking a crack at me when I'd get out of line." "Sure, I know." "I felt the same way." "How is your job?" "All right, it's a job." "You don't like it?" "Oh, I do it." "I get paid for it." "I don't have to like it." "How is mine?" "It doesn't pay much either." "I'll still like it." "I only had one year in the shop but..." "It's buttons, I tell you." "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "That must be Sue." "She said she was coming down right after work." "Hello, honey." "Cliff, take it easy." "You look fine, Cliff." " Hello, Mrs. Taylor." "MRS. TAYLOR:" "Hello, you're just in time." " Hello, Tim." " Hi." "Now we can all sit down." "Isn't it good to have Cliff back?" "Aren't you glad?" "Yes." "Yes, of course I am." "PEGGY:" "Hello, Sue." " Hello, Peggy." "Here, here." "There'll be plenty of time for that later." "Cliff and Sue, would you sit there?" "And Peggy, you over here next to Tim." "There we all are." "TIM:" "Did you put the beer on ice, Peggy?" "PEGGY:" "Mom did." "Mm." "This smells good." "You don't mind if I stare at you, do you, honey?" "Our Father we thank thee for thy bounty and we thank thee for bringing our boy back home." "Amen." "I never saw your mother as happy as she was tonight." "How about you?" "Well, of course." "I was happy too." "Were you, Sue?" "No." "No, I wasn't." "I was happy to see you but..." "That's what I thought." " You knew, didn't you?" " Sure." "Anybody would." "Anybody who waited like I have and thought about seeing you again." "There isn't anyone else." "Honest, Cliff, it isn't that." "No, I knew that too when I kissed you." "I would have told you before." "I wanted to, but it seemed so cruel while you were up there." "While I was up there, thinking what we'd do when I got out." " Please, Cliff." " Thinking maybe you'd understand." "Maybe you'd stick by me." "I let you think that because you were having trouble." "I didn't wanna hurt you, can't you see that?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry, Cliff, but I've got to be honest." "I've thought it all over and over and over." "It's nearly driven me crazy." " I know." " I just can't see it, Cliff." "I can't marry an ex-convict." "No, you couldn't." "You shouldn't have expected me to." "I remember now." "You liked everything neat and orderly." "Everything tied up with a ribbon." "Everything as it should be." "And you never liked bad smells either." "The day I took you for a hike and we crossed close to the slaughterhouse, it made you sick." " I guess even a prison stink is worse." " Please." "Sure." "I hope you get it." "I really mean it." "I hope you get what you want all tied up with a ribbon and handed to you on a platter." "So long, honey." "What's the use?" "That's what I keep asking myself." "Trying to get enough money to get married." " Peggy, if I wasn't so crazy about you..." " We'll be married, Tim." "We will." "Two years ago, we said that." "But Cliff is home now." "We'll be married soon." "Good night, darling." "Hey." "You weren't long." "No, just long enough." "What do you mean?" "Sue and me are all washed up." " How come?" " It just isn't there anymore." "You explain it to me." "I'm nuts about a girl." "A year later, we come together with the wallop of empty paper bags." "You had enough wallop when she came in." "You're not kidding me?" "Why, the dirty little..." "Cut it." "I get to thinking maybe something like that will happen to Peggy and me." "Maybe she'd meet one of those guys down at the place she works." "Maybe the boss, even." "Why, she could go places, dancing, take a ride out in the country on Sundays." " Get her nose out of the subway for once." " That's not Peggy." "No?" "Why not?" "What's she getting out of this?" "Don't you think people get fed up?" "You did once." "Yeah, I did and I blew my topper." "You know, I've been doing a lot of figuring lately." "Figuring on getting a garage of my own." "I wouldn't care if it was a hole in a wall, so long as I'd get a start get a break and see where I'm going." "It's been all my fault, kid." "No, that isn't it, Cliff." "You did your share." "You took care of Ma and me." "Look, I make 20 a week now." "If everything goes all right and I keep my health, I'll be making 30 a week in 20 years." "If I live that long." "Maybe you had the right idea." "Maybe it's better to blow your topper and take what you want." "I hope you're kidding." "Yeah, I'm kidding." "There isn't anything in knocking over cash registers." "I learned that." "And another thing." "You can't get anywhere feeling sorry for yourself." " That's what you think it is with me?" " No, that's what I think it was with me." "Oh, you got nothing to worry about, kid." "I'm back and I'll go to work and help out." "Well, maybe I'm lucky." "Maybe I got a head start." "Oh, the number game?" " This is a racket." " Suppose it is?" "They pay off, don't they?" "Let's go to Kelly's, see if any of the boys are around." "Not allowed in poolrooms." "I think I'll go down anyway." "I'll see you." "MRS. TAYLOR:" "Is that you, Cliff?" "Yes, Mom." "Did you enjoy yourself?" "Yeah." "Cliff?" " Did Sue...?" " Oh, never mind." "I was afraid." "I'm sorry." "An awful lot of things can happen in a couple of days can't it?" "Oh, you're hurt." "You're bitter." "And I can't help." "That's what you think." "Now, you quit worrying about me." "I'll get up tomorrow and I won't be hurt and I won't be bitter." "But I will be hungry, so you'd better get some sleep, huh?" " Good night." " Good night, son." "How do you keep your hair like that, honey?" "I'm a rare animal, Chuck." "I'm a natural blond." "That's why you went for me quick, wasn't it?" "Oh, that and other things." " Hey, let him alone." "Let a guy talk to him." " Go away." "I've been talking to mugs like you for five years." " Have a drink." " Think this is a temperance meeting?" " Oh, thanks, get the babe a drink, will you?" " Okay." " Hello, pal." " Shorty." "It's good to see you." "I'd begun to think they'd buried you." "How are you?" "I'm feeling fine." "Never better." " Hey, you got bald." " Huh?" "Oh, yeah." "It's coming back, though, now." "I got a new massage machine." "Gee, it wallops the biscuits out of the old dome." " Hey, did you see Ace Dugan up there?" " He's doing all right." "Sent you his best." " Does he need anything?" " Nothing you could do." "Gee, it's good to see you." "You said that before." "Yeah, and I'll say it again." "I mean it." " Me and Chuck is old pals, ain't we?" " Sure." "Oh, I could kiss you." "You leave that to me." "Hey, Chuck?" "Kruger just came in." "Oh, pardon me, babe." "Stay right here, will you?" " And look out for Shorty." " Huh?" "What's the matter with you?" "I don't fool with no other guy's dame." "I can believe that." "Oh, yeah." " Hello, Chuck." " Hi." " Hello, Ed." " Glad to see you back." "Just thought I'd run up and see what's new." " What are you gonna do?" " Well, maybe you can tell me." "Five years is a long time to be away from things." "Yeah, things have changed." "Yeah, so the citizens tell me." "How'd you like to tie in with me?" "You mean, just a job or really in?" "Sure." "You're in." "There's just one thing." "Lefty's working with us." "Hey, Lefty." "Come here." "Now, listen, boys." "Why don't you two forget it and get along?" "It's okay with me." "All I wanna do is to be friends." "All right, Eddie." "Anything you say." "You better hope I don't find out you was the fink that ratted on me." " Fine." "Now, come on." "Let's have some fun." "Yes, Mr. Hastings, right away." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Yes, sir." "We'll have it over right away." "Is that you, Taylor?" " Yes, sir." " Come here a minute, will you?" "Take that Buick over to Hastings, 9307th, and snap into it." " He's as sore as an owl with the itch." " I can't drive it." " Why not?" " No license." "I told you parolees were not allowed a driver's license." " I'll take it myself." "You watch the office." " Yes, sir." "Never mind." "We'll wait till one of the other men get back." "Taylor, come in the office a minute, will you?" "I'm sorry, darned sorry, but I'll have to give you your time." " What's the matter?" "Isn't my work okay?" " Nothing wrong." "I'd like to help you if I could but..." "You can see for yourself, you can't drive." " That is, you're not allowed to." " And you won't trust me." "Sorry, buddy." "Four days and a half." "That's 15 bucks." "Listen, Mr. Chasen." "I need this job." "There's generally a lot of fellas around that can drive." "Sorry." "What a day." "Seems like everybody in town had a flat." "Where'd you get the money?" "The old man figured he could run the joint without me." " Fired?" " Yup, seems that I can't drive a car." "He won't trust me alone with that million dollars he's got in that old cash register." "Why, that dirty stupid little runt." "I'll tell him what he can do for himself." "Take it easy." "Do you wanna blow your job too?" " I'll tell him what he can do with my job." " Sure." "Then we'll both go out and sell apples." "Listen, I can take care of myself." "I've done it before so don't you go sticking your nose in it." "What you need is a little cooling off." "You're hot, Mr. Taylor." "Hey, Cliff." "Hey, what are you doing?" " This is my fight, isn't it?" " Come on." " Isn't it?" " Hey, nuts." " Well, isn't it?" " Yeah." "So you want work, huh?" "Can you stand hard work?" "This is no place for softies." "I can handle it." "Okay." "The pay's $4 a day." " Entrance J. Give that to the foreman." " Thanks." "Hey, Shrank?" "Here's a helper for you." "Oh, say, who's notified in case of accident?" "Mrs. Thomas Taylor, 112 E Street." "But wait a minute." "I gotta tell you something first." " What is it?" " I'm on parole." "I don't care what you're on, long as you do your work." "Thanks." "On parole, huh?" "An ex-con?" "Oh, you don't talk." "Used to the silent system." "You can talk around here." "There's no guards." "What do you know about that?" "I got an ex-con for a partner." "What did you do, stick some guy in the back?" "Let's just do the work, huh?" "Oh, a snooty con, huh?" ""Let's just do the work," he says." "It slipped." "Do you wanna make something of it?" "Oh!" " I've taken about enough." " You're gonna make something out of it." "I don't mind the cracks but I don't like being shoved around." "Well, I don't like working with an ex-con, get me?" "[MEN LAUGHING]" " What's happened?" " They was fighting." "It was that mug." " What about it?" " He tried to take a punch." "I ducked, he fell." "It's a lie." "A dirty lie." "Get your pay." "Get out." "We don't want no troublemakers." " Wait." "I tell you, it wasn't my fault." " Get out." "We don't want no troublemakers." "We don't want no ex-cons." "All right, boys, break it up." "Get back to work." "Go to the first aid, if you need it." " So you're on parole." "Sing Sing, huh?" " Yes, sir." "Well, that shouldn't be nothing against you." "We ought to be able to use you." "Sure." "I got just the spot for you." "Just the job." "Thanks, mister." "I need it." "You'll be kind of an assistant to me." "Keep me informed as to how things is going at the plant." "We've been having a little trouble." "The men are grumbling about the speedup." "We'll put you at a bench first, see how things are talk to the men, see what they're saying, and then you can let me know." "Job ought to pay about 30 a week." " Sort of a stool pigeon, eh?" " Well, I wouldn't exactly call it that." "No?" "What would you call it, you...?" "You realize that your action in socking McGovern is cause enough to send you back?" " Yes, sir." "We thought you'd learned to keep your temper in hand." "Yes, sir." "If he makes a squawk, I'll have to send you back." "I guess you will." "I realize his proposition is an insult, as you say." "According to law, you've gotta tell them you're a parolee." "And parolees are supposed to be impervious to insults." " Yes." " I wish I'd have been there." "I'd have taken a poke at him myself." "Thanks, Mr. Masters." "But there's another side to it, Taylor." "You've been out of work for months." "You've gotta get a job." "Yes, sir." " But where?" " I don't know." "If I did, I'd help you." "That's just it." "Nobody knows anything." "But I gotta get a job." "That's part of the rules." "Seems to me that the rules only work one way." "The businessmen or judges, whoever makes them." "They make the rules." "They're cut-and-dry." "I can't go to work at this, at that." " Thumbs down on this, on that." " Now, take it easy." "Take it easy." "I don't make the rules and I'll help you all I can, of course but you've gotta find work, Taylor." " Yes, sir." " Report daily until you do." "Thanks, Mr. Masters." "Cliff?" " Hello, Chuck." " Glad to see you." "Meet the babe, Molly Daniels." "This is Cliff Taylor, an old pal of mine." " How do you do?" " Pleased to meet you." " She's got gold hair." " Natural." "Feel it." " Chuck, cut it out." " Oh, go on, feel it." " Chuck's just crazy about my hair." " I don't blame him." " What's new?" "What are you doing?" " Oh, just taking it easy." "Right now I'm between jobs." " Need anything?" " Thanks, Chuck, but I'm all right." " Come to the apartment." "Have a drink." " Yeah, please do, Mr. Taylor." "Some other time." "Say, you look like you're doing all right." "Never better." "You won't come, huh?" " Okay." "Good to see you, kid." " Nice to see you, Chuck." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "And this picture was in the window by itself." "Nothing else in the whole window but this picture by some famous artist." "I stood looking at it for a long time." "And at first it didn't seem like so much and then I began to see how beautiful it was." "Tim, it was so beautiful I cried." "I've never cried in my life, not even when my dad was killed." "I know what you mean, though." "It's kind of like a hurt inside." "That's the way I feel when I look at you." "You're so beautiful I..." "I'm afraid I'm gonna cry." "Me cry." "That's funny, isn't it?" "No, Tim, it isn't funny." "WOMAN:" "Violets?" "Buy your sweetheart some flowers?" "No, Tim, don't." "I don't need them." "Oh, they're only a dime a bunch, mister." "I'll take two." "I wish they were great big yellow roses." "No, these are much nicer." "[WHISTLES]" "Look at that car." "What kind is it, Tim?" "I don't know." "A foreign make or something." "Some jalopy." "Not bad." " What'll she do when you step on her?" " I've had her up to 110." " Yeah?" "Do you mind if I look inside?" " Well..." "Why don't you give the kid a look?" "You'd break your arm to show her off." "All right." "All right, miss." "I'll take them." "No, please." "Those are my flowers." "I'm not selling them." " What's the matter?" " He took my violets." " What's the idea?" " I thought she was selling them." " It's quite all right." " It's not all right." "Who do you think you are?" " Who do you think we are?" " Tim." "I'm really sorry." "It was stupid of me." " I apologize." " What makes you think she's selling flowers?" "Here, none of that." "On your way, you hear me?" "On your way." "What do you mean, on my way?" " Tim." " Come on, take it easy, kid." "I ought to sock you right in the puss." "Come on, lay off, will you?" "Tim, please." " I'm sorry." " That's all right." "Don't think about it, Tim." "It really was my fault, standing there like a schoolgirl." "I'd like to take that white neck of his in my hands." "I'd like to rip off that stiff shirt and cram dirt down his mouth." "Tim, please." "He didn't mean anything." "No." "He didn't mean anything." "Just that you were someone to throw a quarter to, like a dirty street beggar." "What kind of a car was it, Tim?" "I don't know." "Look, there's a boat." "A yacht all lighted up." "Where would we go if we had a yacht, Tim?" " I don't know." " Rio." "That's where I'd like to go." "Rio de Janeiro." "In the travel offices they say that's the most beautiful bay in the world." "Travel office?" "What travel office?" "Well, there's one where I work." "I drop in sometimes during lunch just to look at the folders." "It's even better than Naples." "What?" "The bay." " Did you see the dress that girl had on?" " Yeah." "It was silver." "Silver lamé." "They're very expensive." "Imagine having a dress like that." "Imagine having a whole closet full of dresses like that." "Yeah." "And a yacht, a car and a guy like that one to go with it." " Tim." " Go on, say it." " That's what you're thinking." " That's not fair." "None of it's fair." "It makes no difference." " That's what you're thinking." " Tim, no." "Don't lie to me." "Tell me the truth." "Tell me about the travel offices and all the other places you'd like to go to." "Tell me what you'd do if you had a guy with guts enough to give you the world." "Tell me what you'd do if you were free and could really breathe." "Darling." "Oh, the whole world to go to and we stand on this rotting plank smelling 10-cent violets." "Tim, we won't wait." "We'll get married tomorrow." "Go on home, Peggy before I say yes and hate myself more than I do now." "Tim." "You marry me and you'd be crying the rest of your life." "Go on, Peggy, go on." "For heaven's sakes, how much do you think I can stand?" "Here, what's the matter?" " Nothing." " Oh, you're just crying to make sure you haven't forgotten how, huh?" "Where's Tim?" "Down by the river." " You two quarreled?" " Mm-hm." " Nothing serious?" " I don't know." "Forget it." "I'll walk you up to the house." "Please, Cliff I'd rather be alone." "Anything you say." "Cigarette?" "I saw Peggy." "She was crying." "A little." "Why, if you're crazy about someone, do you have to hurt them?" "Lots of people have gone daffy trying to figure that one out." "She was standing there on the sidewalk holding the flowers I bought her and a guy gives her a quarter like she's a dirty street beggar." "And you socked him." "No." "Then she started talking about a silver dress and a yacht." "I'd give her the world if I could get my hands on it." "I know." "I was looking at a car up there." "There was a gold cigarette case in the back seat." "It must be real gold to be in a car like that." "It'd bring 200 bucks easy." "The drivers are down getting coffee." "Listen, Tim." "Get another idea like that and I'll break your head." " All right." "Forget it." " No, we won't forget it." "I've been ahead of you since the time you couldn't wipe your nose." "I made all the mistakes for both of us." "I quit school, but that didn't stop me from whanging you when you wanted to quit, because I found out what I missed." "Well, I found out a lot of other things too." "I want you to remember, I'd rather see you with a hole through your head than serving time in the pen." "I'm sorry, Cliff." "I guess I didn't know what I was saying." "Okay." "Come on, let's go home." "Okay, fellas, line up." "Where do you think you're going?" " Quit shoving or I'll slug you." " I was here first." "What are you doing here?" "This is a kid's job." "I'm a kid at heart, son." "Stinky, your mother wants you." "What's the idea of this guy inching in here?" "Here they are, Jimmy." "Put them to work." "You first five guys, over at that desk there." "Right over there." " How old are you?" " Twenty-seven." "Twenty-seven?" "You got a nerve." "Follow me." "Take care of these two, will you, Tommy?" " What do I do?" " What do you wanna do?" "Run the joint in a couple of days?" "Or are you just here to watch us?" "No, I just wanna work." "There's a lot of kids that'd like to have this work." " Why don't you get yourself a man's job?" " I can't, buddy." "I need this job as bad as any kid." "Come here." "[BOYS WHISTLING]" "Taylor?" "Cliff Taylor?" "Yes, sir." "Taylor, I'm Butler, in charge of the personnel." "Yes, sir." "On your card you wrote that you're on parole from Sing Sing." " Yes, sir." " Well, you understand that's most irregular." "I have a right to a job, don't I?" "I can stand any kind of an investigation you want." "Look." "Why don't you call my parole officer?" "I have." "You called Mr. Masters?" "Yes, I did, and he recommends you highly." "Still, I wouldn't wanna make a mistake." "They wouldn't like it at the office." "You see, some of us might not understand why you took a boy's job." "You won't make any mistake." "Well, I hope not." " It'll be all right, Taylor." " Thank you, sir." "You're on parole, huh?" "Sing Sing, huh?" "So that's why you had to take this job." "That's right." "Say, me and the fellas are sorry about the way we acted to you." "We didn't understand." "That's all right." "My name's Tommy McNeil." "Hi, Tommy." "Mine's Cliff Taylor." "Listen." "If there's anything I can do to help you, you let me know, will you?" "Thanks, Tommy." " Look what music does to them, Mom." " The darlings." "Hello, beautiful." "Pay no attention to him." "He's just a flirt." "I get the next dance, Mom." "No, you don't, wise guy." "I got the next five reserved." "Go on, both of you." "Quarreling over me when there's all these young girls around." "You're just as young as any of them, sweetheart." "All right, boys, let's swing out a bit." "One, two." " What are they up to?" " They're swinging it, Mom." "Oh, is that what they call the clatterbugs?" "Jitterbugs." "Can we do it, Cliff?" "If they can, we can." "Come on." "I think I'll wait for a waltz." "Oh, no wonder they keep thin, these young ones." "Why stop now, Mom?" "You're doing fine." "Oh, I better stop now before I wreck the place and myself included." "All right." "Here's a seat." "Then I gotta go." "It's past 9." "Oh, tonight too Cliff?" "The parole board don't make any exception for dances." "In the house by 9:30." "But don't worry." "After Friday I'll be able to stay out as late as I like." " Would you like me to come?" " No." "You stay with Tim and Peggy and enjoy yourself." "Good night." " Good night, son." " I'll wait up for you." "All right." " Have you ever tried to jitterbug?" " No." "I can't say that I ever have." "I do it fine." "My son said so himself." "It's open, Mom." "Come on in." "Are you Cliff Taylor?" "Yes." "Why?" " Wait a minute." "What is this?" " We're police." " Well, I haven't done anything." " No?" " Where'd you go after you left the dance?" " Here." "I came home." "Why, sure you did, but not right away." " Don't seem to be anything around." " Come on." "Get moving." "What's it about?" "If it's a pinch, what is it for?" " Cliff, what is it?" " Well, who are they?" " I'm his mother." "What do they want here?" "MAN 1:" "We're the police." "It's all right, Mom." "It's just a mistake of some kind." " Oh, son." "You didn't do anything." " You know I didn't." "What are these guys trying to pull?" "You stay out of it, Tim." " What's the charge?" " Robbery." "But it's not true." "He was at the dance with me." "He just left me." "Sure." "But there's $40,000 worth of furs missing from the 5th Ave." "Department Store." " But you can't take him." "I won't let you." " Don't, Mom." " Sorry, lady." "MAN 2:" "Come on, Taylor." "I won't let them take you, Cliff." " Don't worry, Mom." "MRS. TAYLOR:" "I won't." "It's just because I got a record." " It'll all wash out." "MRS. TAYLOR:" "Cliff." " What can I do to help you, Cliff?" " Nothing, kid." "Just sit tight." "Let's get going." "He didn't do it, Mom." "I know he didn't." "You know it." "I know." "I asked him and he told me." "I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor." "Thank you, Peggy." "Put the coffee on, will you?" "Because he's got a record they pick on him." "Tim." " I gotta do something." "I gotta help him." " Tim, be quiet." "I can't stand around while they kick Cliff around." "I gotta do something." "There's nothing you can do." "Do you hear me?" " Darling, please." " I'll get him out on bail." " Tim." " Let me alone." "When they were little I could always help them." "I could pick them up when they fell down and wash them clean and bandage their hurts." "I'd better see about the coffee." "I left the dance about a quarter past 9." "I walked up Eighth and cut across to the house." " Anybody see you?" " I don't know." "I don't remember." " Why did you leave so early?" " You know why." "I'm on parole." "Why don't you come clean?" "The job was planned for three months." "That's why you got a job as a stock boy or anything you could get." "I took it because it was the only job I could get." "So a guy like you takes a job as a stock boy." "Pick out a night when there's a dance, plenty of noise going on." "You're in the store." "You know how to get upstairs." " Let the gang in and make a getaway." " I don't know anything." "You better talk." "It'll go easier with you." "Oh, hello, Masters." "Mr. Masters, tell them why I took a job as a stock boy." "I didn't have any part of it." "Taylor, I'll help you all I can." "Just sit down." "Yes, sir." "Tim." "Yes, Ma." "I couldn't do anything." "Not anything." "Couldn't even pay the bail bond." "They wanted a hundred bucks." "We've got 40." "I tried to get the rest." "I went up to my boss' and asked for an advance." "Oh, Tim, you shouldn't." "Not at this time of night." "He said things about Cliff." "Things I couldn't take." "I socked him." "And now you lost your job." "Yeah." "I never felt the way I did tonight." "Walking the streets, wanting to do something and nobody paying any attention." "I didn't feel like a man at all." "I felt like a stray dog, wandering around begging for a handout." "You're upset, Tim." "Go to bed now." " Good night, Mom." " Good night, son." "I guess you've heard." " You're in the clear." " Yeah." "But at first it looked like you were in it pretty deep." "But you can't blame us." "We couldn't take chances." "So I spend two nights in a cell." "That's the way it goes." "Give that to the desk sergeant." " I've already called your folks." " Thanks." "I've got your papers all made out." "Drop down to the office and get them." "I guess you'll be glad to be off parole." "I certainly will." "He never did it before." "He's been different since the other night when they took you and he lost his job but he never stayed out all night before." "We'd have heard if anything happened to him." "Sure." "He's all right." "He'll turn up." "Eat your lunch, Peggy." "You hardly touched a thing." "I'm not hungry." "Don't worry." "Tim can take care of himself." "He's old enough." "[DOOR OPENS]" " Hello, Peggy." "What are you doing here?" " What do you think she's doing here?" "She came up to see if you were home." "I heard the coppers let you out." "Where have you been all night, Tim?" "I've been sitting up on top of a building, talking to the stars." " Did they tell you I got out?" " Yeah." "Don't you realize how you worried us?" "Yeah." "Sure." "That's one of the things that keeps you like a rubber stamp." "People worrying about you." "I told you, stick to me and you'll cry the rest of your life." "I won't have any more talk like this." "Go to your room and wash your face." "You're dirty." "Okay." "Oh, Cliff, you're not going to..." "You won't quarrel." "It'll be all right, Mom." "I'll tell you where I was." "I was with the guys at the poolroom until 3:00 and then another guy and I took a walk up the 50s." "We rolled a dude drunk." "I got 6 bucks." "Well, you can say what you like or try to take it out of my hide." "I ain't gonna take this, Cliff." "That's okay by me." "Cliff!" "Cliff!" "Tim!" "Cliff!" "Cliff!" "Tim!" "This ain't gonna change anything." "Then we'll have a round a day until you get the idea." "Come on." "That ain't the way it's gonna be." "I thought things would be different." "I thought you and me would work together, get ahead." "Get some place so we'd both feel like men again." "That's the way it can be." "It can't." "Look at what they're doing to you now even after you served your time." "About being on the square with you." "They kicked you around, you can't even get a job." "What's that to do with lifting 6 bucks from a drunk?" "That ain't it." "It's letting them walk over you." "Ripping everything out." "Making you quit fighting back." "Till you end up like the rest of them, licking their boots." "You're kind of mixed-up, kid." "Anyway, I told you before this was my fight." "Yeah, but I don't have to stand around and watch it." "I'm gonna fight back." "I want a decent life for Peggy and me." "You think I want her scrubbing pots she doesn't have enough to put in?" "Raising a family we bring up in the streets?" "Do you think I want Ma's life for her?" "That's up to you to change by being a little smarter." " By working harder." " Don't give me that stuff they fed you." "I don't believe it, and I see what it's done to you." "Talk about fighting back." "Why don't you do it in the scrap you're in instead of yelling just because the going's a little tough?" "Sure maybe they got me tagged wrong, but you got a clean start if things ain't the way you want you're not gonna change by lifting 6 bucks." "And nothing's gonna be changed your way, either." "Why don't you give it a chance?" "No, Cliff, you show me that rag-to-riches stuff work then maybe I'll believe you." "Come here, let me look at that." "There." "Go on, now." "You better get some sleep." " Chuck Martin here?" " Yeah." "Over there." "MAN [OVER RADIO]:" "They're coming into the stretch." "It's Rainbow in front by two lengths." "Sureoff is second, Image of War, third." "It's Rainbow." "It's Sureoff." "It's a driving finish." "It's Rainbow, the winner." " Hi, Cliff." " Hello, Chuck." "Do you have it?" "No." "My horse must have been in a party last night." " I've seen your picture in the paper." " Yeah." "It was a bum rap." "Yeah, I know." "Funny thing, ain't it?" "They put your picture when they grab you but they never do when they spring you." " You still got the same ideas." " Sure." "Something in this one, Mr. Martin?" "Yeah." "Give me 150 to win on Flying Spray." "Hundred and fifty to win." "Okay." "Anything I can do to help?" "Anything you want?" "I'm not after a handout." "Just come up to say hello, huh?" "You know why I came." "You found out I was right." "You're gonna make me say it, huh?" "I still think the warden's idea was right." "But the big shots haven't figured it out yet." "They forget one thing." "Some of the guys they send up are gonna come out again." "They ought to give them a chance or kill them off." "They ain't got brains enough to think of that." "They can do one or the other for me." "Also, there's a reason." "I gotta get from rags to riches quick." "You got any suggestions?" "Yeah." "Come on up and meet the boys." "Keep your mouth shut and walk on in." "Here's the manager." "He'll open the vault." "Good morning." "Leave your motor running." "All right, get in there." "[HORN HONKING]" " Morning." " Good morning." " It's gonna be a warm day." " I'm afraid so." "We're mixed-up here." "The fellow at the gas station gave us the wrong steer." " Just what's the best way over to Tedford?" " Oh, you're way off." "Here." "You go back down this road until you come to 41." "Then you turn left and keep going over to here." "That's the Junction 63." "Then you turn right and straight ahead." " About 40 miles, I'd say." " Fella in the gas station must have been crazy." "Well, thanks a lot." " You're welcome." "What's the matter, kid?" "You're not weakening?" ""I'll be able to open the garage in a few days." "Thanks to the money you're sending home."" "The kid brother thinks I'm selling tractors." "Listen to this:" ""You've gotta be here for the wedding." "It's on the 30th." "You've gotta make it." "No excuses." "Mom and Peggy send their love." "Your brother, Tim."" "Well, that's easy." "You can make it." "I'll drive you there." "Thanks, Chuck." "This is a kind of a crummy joint." "Why didn't you get him something big and classy?" "On a salesman's commission?" "He's not that dumb." " Hi, Cliff." " Hi, kid." "Gee, you made it." "You had us worried." " Say, it's quite a place you got here." " Yeah." "Oh, meet the bridegroom." "Mr. Martin." " Hello." " Hi." " You one of the salesmen too?" " Yeah." "Come in, I'll show you around." "No, thanks." "I gotta run along." "Some other time." " See you later, Chuck." " Okay." "How do you like it?" "There's no way you could get Taylor on there for the third time, is there?" "Well, it really pays to advertise." "It looks great." " Tell me, Tim, how are you doing?" " Swell, Cliff." "I made a deal with old man Sullivan for his repair work." "He's got seven trucks and I think I got Shorty Matthews' six cabs." "I got two guys for storage." "That's 4 bucks a month apiece." "See this bench?" "Pinky and I built it ourselves." "Pretty complete stock of tools." "We've had 12 jobs so far, which is pretty good, considering." "Most of them have been small but we had one wreck." "We made 34 bucks on it." "Oh, this is Pinky." "My brother, Cliff." " Glad to know you." " Hi, Pinky." "Pinky and I made this out of parts, 60 bucks altogether." "Say, you two kids are doing all right." " Say, it's getting late." "We gotta get going." " And you gotta get ready." "Gee, I'm beginning to get nervous already." "MAN:" "Here they come." " Oh, Peggy, it's a wonderful day." " Oh, Mother." "Thanks, Cliff." "Thanks for everything." "Good luck." "How about me?" "Don't I get a kiss?" " I'm so happy, Cliff." " I know." "You better get moving." "I just saw a kid with another shoe." " Bye, Mom." " Goodbye, Tim." "PEGGY:" "Bye." "CLIFF:" "Hurry up." " Away you go." " Goodbye." "[PEOPLE CHEERING]" "Good luck." "If you'd only find a girl and get married I'd be the happiest woman in the whole world." "What do I want another girl for?" "I've got you, haven't I?" "You trying to get rid of us?" "It's just as well that tractor job's all finished." "I'll get myself a job in town so I can watch over you that you don't get out of hand." "Come on, honey, let's go home." " Chuck here?" " They're all here." " Where's the body?" " I hear you're thinking of quitting." "I told them." " Saves me the trouble." " You think you'll just walk out, huh?" "Is that the way it is?" " That's the way it is." " I didn't like it when Chuck brought you in." " I've been waiting for something like this." " Like what?" "Like pulling out just before a job you know all about." "You got the wrinkles out now so you turn yellow." "You know, from where I stand, you smell like a guy that will squeal himself hoarse the first time a copper flashes his badge." "Don't pull a rod, Lefty." "I'm heeled too." "How do you feel about it?" "It's okay with me." "Then that's it." " You say he's okay?" " Yeah, I do." "All right." "But you better keep buttoned up." "CLIFF:" "Thanks." "Go on." "Powder." "I still say we shouldn't have let that guy go, the dirty fink." "You do too much yapping." "You always did." " Who's talking to you?" " Cut it out, both of you." "Come here and sit down." "Johnny, show them this setup." "You got it marked wrong." "Lend me your pencil." "The loading platform's here and the bank car rolls in here." "Pueblo's the last pickup." "She's made seven before, usually carrying more than a hundred grand according to Lefty." " She'll be carrying all of that." "Now, here's the platform and here's where they park the trucks." "[HORN HONKING]" "Let's go." " Open up." "MAN:" "Okay." "Holdup at Rudell's Ice Plant!" "Come on, let's go." "Beat it." "[SIREN WAILING]" "One went that way and the other's gone that way." "That's the car." "Pick them up." "[SIREN WAILING]" "The patrol car picked us up." "Give it all you got." " You get hit?" " Yeah." "In the leg." "Head uptown, we'll get in traffic." " Why don't you circle back?" " No." "The alarm's out." "The place will be crummy with cops." "Turn right two blocks ahead, there's a joint in the middle of the block if it's open." "If it ain't, we'll open it." "There it is, that garage." "Get in there." " Backtrack and comb the neighborhood." " Yes, sir." " Hey, what's the idea?" " This is." "What's in back?" "Is there a way out?" "Talk fast or I'll let you have it." "Put away that gun, you dummy." "Hey, kid, come here." " Remember me?" " Yeah." "You're Mr. Martin." "Chuck Martin." "Listen, you gotta help us." "You gotta get us out of here." " Who is he?" "CHUCK:" "Taylor's brother." "No, you don't." "You don't get me mixed up in this." " Come on, we're wasting time." " Shut up." "Listen, we ain't got no time, so get this quick." "Cliff ain't selling tractors." "He's been knocking over joints." "He was out with us tonight." "We get nabbed, and they'll get him too." "You help us and you're helping Cliff, see?" "All right." "We can get out the back." "I'm hit." "I can't walk." "I've got a motorcycle." "Well, give me a hand, will you?" "Take it easy now." "Take a look outside." "You guys make it on foot." "I'll have him drop me off at my place and Molly will pick me up there." "All right." "There she is." " What's the idea?" " What's your name?" "Tim Taylor." "I own this garage." " Nice and handy for the boys." " I don't know what you're talking about." " Where did you take them?" " Take who?" " Come on, where did you take them?" " There's blood in the sidecar." " How did it get there?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " Take him along." " Come on." "Clark and Madigan, you park here." " Phone." " Thanks." " Hello." " Cliff, Chuck's hurt bad." "You gotta come over quick." "At my apartment." "All right." "I'll be there in 10 minutes." "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "See who that is." "Don't open it until you find out." "And stay out of the way." " Who is it?" "CLIFF:" "Open up, it's Cliff." " It's Cliff." " Okay." "Open it up." " How is it?" " Pretty bad." " Did you call a doc?" " Ain't been able to find one we can trust." "Run down to Peterson's and see if he's come back." " I left word." " Do as I tell you." " Anything I can do?" " Yeah." " Heard anything from anybody?" " No." "What happened?" "One of the patrol cars picked us up when we was making our getaway." "They kept right on our tail." "They give me this thing." "We was in a spot and I think of the kid's garage." " Go on." " We made it, but the kid started to holler and Lefty got too handy with his gun, so I had to spill it about you." "The kid was game, though, and he got us out of there." " Where's the kid now?" " Lefty just phoned." "They picked him up." "He's down at the station house." "They're sweating him." " Will he talk?" " Why shouldn't he?" "Yeah." "He would if he knew you wasn't in." "We've been telling him something different." "That's what he's gotta keep on thinking." "I know how you feel about this but there's angles to it that you don't know." "A couple of guys got killed." "He talks and we go to the chair." "Just do a little thinking." "The kid was at the garage all afternoon." "He's got witnesses to that." "The worst rap they can hang on him is for aiding an escape." "And what's that?" "We get him a good mouthpiece and he gets him off with maybe two years at the most." " He can't." " Wanna see me go to the chair?" " No." "That's what's gonna happen." "Me and Kruger and the boys." "I don't care about the rest." " I know I owe you something but..." " Now, it'll be easy on the kid." "He'll do it in a walk." "When he gets out, we'll take care of him." "Sure you would." "And how would he get out?" "Just like you and me." "And what happens to him?" "You think he can start over again?" "Oh, no, you don't." "You're the one that told me they put the tag on you." "And it'll be on the kid." "He'll be a con, a dirty con." "They'll prove he's a rat that don't deserve better." "And what happens then?" "You know better than anyone." "He'll end up like me, you and Lefty and he'll be lucky if he stays out of the chair." "No, Chuck, I can't do that to him." "Not for you or anyone." "He's gonna talk." "Now, wait a minute." "You ain't going no place." "You know what you're asking for." "If it ain't me, it'll be Kruger or Lefty." "That's my worry." "Sorry, Chuck, you shouldn't have got the kid into it." "Here, you may need this." "Hello." "Hello, warden?" "Captain Johnson." "How are you?" "Glad to hear it." "We've got one of your boys here." "He wants to talk to you." "Hello, warden?" "This is Cliff Taylor." "Yeah." "I'm all right." "What can I do for you, Taylor?" "Oh, I see." " Your brother?" " So the captain's agreed to make a deal." "You're the only guy I can trust, warden, so I want you to witness it." "Here's the captain again." "I promised Taylor if his brother identifies the men who drove into the garage and agrees to stand as witness for us, we'll drop all charges against him." "This is my word on it." " Hello." " It's all right, Taylor." "You can take Johnson's word." "Yes, and let me hear from you later." "Okay." " You wanna see him alone?" " Yes." "Take him in." "Thanks, captain." "Cliff." "Sing out when you're ready." "CLIFF:" "Okay." " What happened?" " I came in to yank you out though I'd let you rot for being such a sucker." " What are you dummying up for?" " You ought to know." "Yeah." "You fell for Chuck's line that I was mixed up in that job." "So you got so noble you hang a rap on yourself." "What's the matter with you?" "What if I was mixed up?" "What has that got to do with you?" "I don't believe you." "I put it all together, Cliff all the quick money you made and seeing you with Chuck." " No." "You were working with them." " I was, but not today." "I was with Mom and I can prove it." " Can you prove it?" " Sure." "Come on, now let's get out of here and you come clean." "Hey, open up." "Cliff." "What will they do to you if I squeal?" "They've blown." "Stop talking like a mug." "You're not squealing." "Get me?" "You're telling the truth." "Hudson." "Yeah." "He was driving." "Lefty Sloan." "Yeah." "Chuck Martin." "Okay, Taylor." "We'll hold him for his own protection until we round them up." " Thanks, captain." " Take him back." "CLIFF:" "So long, kid." "Cliff, where have you been?" "What's happened to Tim?" " Nothing, Mom." " Yes, something has." "We called the garage and a policeman answered." "Where is he?" "What's a policeman doing at the garage?" "A couple of gunmen used the place as a getaway and Tim turned them over." "He's at the station until they round up the gang." "He's not arrested." "Of course not." "You're not lying to me, Cliff?" "If you don't believe me, you call the station." "Oh, I'm sorry, Cliff." "Of course I believe you." "It was only because I was so worried about Tim." "I know." "It's because you love Tim." "Tim is a lucky guy and he isn't any trouble." "And if he was, he wouldn't want you to worry." "He'd thank you for being his mother and apologize for the trouble he has been." "That's the way I'd feel." "Cliff, what are you trying to tell me?" "Nothing, except that Tim is okay." "He'll be out as soon as it's safe." "Excuse me now, huh?" "Oh, Mom?" "You going out again?" "Yeah." "Business." "I heard a couple of customers were looking for me while I was fussing around with Tim." " You're not going out of town." "Maybe." "I'm going up to the sales manager's house." "It's up to him." "Anyway, it'll only be a little while." "I'll be back in a couple of days." "Wait here." "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" " Who is it?" " Open up, it's Cliff." "Come in." "You must be nuts coming back here." "No." "I gotta square with you what I owe you." "I saw the kid." "He talked." "Identified the pictures of you, Lefty and Johnny." "You can blast away if you want." "Oh, what's the use?" "It won't take them long to run down this place." "I got a cab." "You think you can make it?" "Yeah." "Give me the hat and coat." "Give me a hand." "[GUNSHOTS]" "I'm sorry you got it." "It's me they want, Chuck." " I'll go out and take it." " No." "No." "It's no use." "I ain't got a chance." "Anyway, I ain't got no love for that hot seat." "If I gotta go, I'd just..." "Just as soon take Lefty with me." "See what's outside that window." "I can climb around." "Give me another round." "It's over in that thing." "This is it, I guess." "That's okay with me." "That kid deserved a break." "[CHUCKLES]" "What do I care?" "You can't live forever." "They got Johnny." "Come on, let's get out of here." "This is one time we'll fool Old Peter." "We won't be back." " What do you think of it?" " Oh, Tim, it's beautiful." " You like it, huh?" " Oh, yes." "TIM:" "I've saved every nickel I could." " Look at them." " Oh, they're wonderful." "You might as well know, Peggy these new gadgets are your anniversary present." "Darling, it couldn't be better." "It's funny." "Once I was gonna give you a yacht emeralds and the world with a fence around it." "I've got the world and it's got a fence around it." "We better go." "Your mother will be waiting." "Just a minute." "I've got a real surprise." " Yes?" " Come here." "Now, go outside and keep your eyes closed." "Keep your eyes closed." "Now, turn around." " Shut?" " Uh-huh." "Now look up." " What do you think of it?" " Oh, Tim, it's wonderful." "Why, it's simply wonderful." " Hello, you two." " Hello." "Hello." "What do you think of it?" "Oh, that's fine." "Say, what about the other Taylor of Taylor Brothers Garage?" "When am I gonna meet him?" "He's gone away for a little while." "Well, I've never even seen him around." "Must be a sort of silent partner, huh?" "Yeah." "Sort of a silent partner." "[ENGLISH SDH]"

"Joey, get out here." "Beautiful women have been coming from that apartment for, like, an hour." "An hour?" "Why didn't you get me?" "I was stuck in the hot tub!" "I didn't want them to see my legs!" "Well, hello there, gorgeous." "I don't have chicken legs!" "This is like a dream." "Pinch me." "On the arm!" "Who goes for the ass?" "I gotta see what's going on in there." "Hi, there." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "I live across the way and I would like to join whatever club is meeting here." "There's no club." "Those are my clients." "I'm a photographer." "Wow." "I love erotic photography." "I didn't say erotic." "I definitely heard someone say it." "Uh, I'm Joey." "I'm Sara." "I'm Michael..." "Leave." "Okay." "It's amazing to me that you're a photographer." "I mean, you are so beautiful, you should be in front of the camera." "Wow." "You really came out swinging, huh?" "Okay, okay, let me try a different approach." "Uh, I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen until I gazed upon you." "Mmm..." "Listen, I really appreciate the effort, but you don't have to work so hard." "If you want to ask me out, just ask me out." "What?" "Just ask you?" "Yeah." "Watch this..." "Do you want to go out Saturday?" "Yeah." "Great, we have a date." "Wait, wait, wait." "I didn't even compliment your eyes." "I know... my father must have been a thief because he stole two stars from the sky and put them in my eyes." "I did not know that one." "That's good." "Pick me up at 8:00." "Huh." "Hey, there." "I saw a flower this morning." "I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen until I gazed upon you." "Really?" "Thank you." "Okay, so I'm not crazy." "Captioning sponsored by NBC, WARNER BROS." "TELEVISION and TOYOTA." "Choose any direction, as long as it's moving forward." "* All right, y'all, all right, y'all *" "* You wanna be all right, you gotta walk tall, come on!" "*" "* Everything's gonna be all right now *" "* Everything's gonna be all right *" "* All right, y'all, all right, y'all *" "* You wanna be all right, you gotta walk tall * *ll right, y'all, all right, y'all *" "* You wanna be all right, you gotta walk tall, come on!" "*" "Hey, guys!" "Whoa." "Sexy new underwear there, huh?" "My God!" "You can tell?" "When I was a kid, I wished for a superpower." "That's what I got." "So what's the special occasion?" "Well, my husband's going to be home tomorrow, so Gina took me to get some sexy undergarments." "Ooh." "And it's a good thing I did, 'cause she was wearing" "( whispering ):" "cotton granny pants." "Well, it's gonna be really great to see him." "He's been gone for, like, two months." "That's a long time to be away from your man." "You guys ever try phone sex?" "Yeah." "I'm not very good at that." "I tend to laugh too much and overdescribe the room." "Hey, you rented the apartment to that new girl?" "Nice job." "Thanks for getting me a hot one." "I thought you two might have sparks." "I miss Melrose Place." "Well, I got a date with her Saturday night." "She lives right across the courtyard." "What if it doesn't work out?" "That could be so awkward." "Please, there is no awkward situation" "I can't smooth over or run from." "Okay?" "But, I gotta say, this girl's a tough one." "None of my normal lines work on her." "I'm gonna have to bring my "A" game." "And, uh, what is your "A" game?" "Well, I take her to this restaurant where the maitre'd knows my name and makes a big fuss over me." "Then he seats us at a table where she can't miss my head shot hanging on the wall." ""Oh, how embarrassing."" "Then, at some point during the evening," "I'll have one of my "famous friends"" "send over a bottle of wine..." "maybe Bobby Duvall..." "So?" "Or Celine Dion." "Okay, I could see that working." "Excited about your date tonight?" "Oh, yeah." "I called the restaurant and set everything up." "Oh, who are they gonna say sent the wine?" "Well, I went with Alan Thicke and Lou Diamond Phillips." "Yeah..." "I like the idea that they're friends." "Hey, Joey, how you doing?" "Hey, Eric, welcome back." "Thanks." "Hey, honey." "Hey." "So when was the big reunion?" "That was it." "He just got home." "Really?" "After two months?" "What are you doing out here talking to me?" "Get in there and make up for lost time." "Joey, it's the middle of the day." "We couldn't do that." "Could we?" "I guess we could." "I think I'm going to!" "Attagirl!" "Don't let that new thong go to waste!" "Amazing!" "Through corduroy?" "( door shuts )" "You are going to love this place." "The food is great." "The problem is, they tend to make a fuss when actors come in." "Oh, I'm not a big fan of actors." "You don't like actors?" "No." "They're so self-absorbed and need so much attention." "But they're America's royalty." "MAITRE'D:" "Mr. Tribbiani!" "Welcome." "That was a very good show last night." "Yes, Tony, I also enjoyed The Apprentice." "Right this way, please." "I saved a very special table for you." "Mm..." "Thank you." "Thanks." "So, do you, uh, like sports or, uh...?" "Wh-What is that?" "Is that you?" "Is that your head shot?" "No, that's not what this wall means." "I ate the 96-ounce steak." "As did Bernadette Peters." "Joey, what's going on here?" "I wanted to impress you." "All right, so I brought out my "A" game." "All my best moves..." "my... my best lines." "You don't need to do that with me." "Okay, maybe we should just order." "Yeah, okay." "You know, I'd order the pizza, but I haven't had a decent one since I moved here from the East Coast." "Me neither." "Everybody recommended this place called Mario's..." "I went there." "It was awful, right?" "So bad I had to go someplace else and eat a whole other pizza just to get the taste out of my mouth!" "I'm lucky my mom sends me pizza from home." "Wait, where are you from?" "Philadelphia." "( gasps ):" "I love your sandwiches!" "MAITRE'D:" "Mr. Tribbiani, compliments of Alan Thicke and Lou Diamond Phillips." "Interesting pairing." "Thank you." "So, can I get you some wine, compliments of Vanilla Ice and Tom Skerrit?" "Nice." "Sure." "Yeah." "Wow." "These are great." "Did you... did you take all these?" "Yeah." "That one, I took in Burma." "The little girl was selling gum on the street." "Her eyes were so melancholy, yet... so full of hope." "Couldn't get her to smile, huh?" "Eh, what are you gonna do?" "You have a very interesting face." "I can see why you became an actor." "Thank you." "Mind if I photograph it?" "Okay." "Have a seat." "Joey, don't pose." "Gotcha." "I'm not getting a sense of who you really are." "Well, but what if this... really is who I am?" "Listen, you know what, let's just take a break." "We'll have some wine and I can do this later." "Sounds good." "Hey, I wasn't ready." "No, this is great." "But I'm not doing anything." "Just relax." "Be yourself." "Look, if I was out with any other girl running my "A" game," "I would lean in and kiss you right now, but I'm not..." "sure what to do here." "Well, this camera thing is my "A" game, so let me make this easier for you." "I may borrow heavily from this in the future." "Good morning, everyone." "So I take it your date with Sara went well last night?" "It was really nice, yeah." "She's not like other women I've dated." "I mean, we didn't have sex, but I still feel like a connection was made." "Is that shallow?" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "How is it having Eric back?" "Oh, it's great." "It's good." "It's a challenge." "It's hard." "Really?" "Wh-What's wrong?" "I guess I've forgotten what it's like to live with somebody." "Oh, it's a compromise." "Yeah, it's taken me and Michael months to get everything just the way I like it." "Yeah, it's different with Eric here." "Like, I was doing a crossword this morning, and the clue was "TV lawyer Ally blank"" "and he said, "McBeal"." "I mean, I'm a lawyer and I'm spunky." "I think I know who Ally McBeal is, okay?" "Well, I'm sure being back must be an adjustment for him, too." "Oh, yeah, especially since now he suffers from this horrible affliction called "jet lag"." "You may not have heard of it because apparently my husband is the first person ever to have it." "Um, I've had jet lag." "It can be pretty bad." "He was in Cleveland!" "Okay, so he's bugging you." "Have you tried to talk to him about it yet?" "Uh... no." "The way I was raised, we didn't talk about our problems." "When my mom was upset with my dad, she'd just go to the tennis pro and work on her game." "She always came back so happy." "It must have been Diego's relaxed island attitude." "Yeah, that's probably it." "Bu-But still, you know, maybe, maybe you and Eric should talk." "Yeah, you're probably right." "Okay, I'll try." "Trust me, it'll help." "I mean, when I first moved in," "I had a big problem with Michael snoring." "But then we talked about it, and it got better." ""Talked about it"?" "You put cotton balls in my nose and duct-taped my mouth shut." "And we worked it out." "( knock at door )" "Hey." "Hey." "I just wanted to stop by and thank you for all the Philly cheesesteaks you sent over." "I think 30 sandwiches are gonna last me a while." "I know it sounds like a lot, but the cheesesteak is a very versatile snack." "Lunch on the go?" "Cheesesteak." "Tired after racquetball?" "Cheesesteak." "Can't find a baby gift?" "Cheesesteak." "Well, I really appreciate it." "Hey, your neighbor across the way does something nice for you, you want to say thank you?" "Cheesesteak." "Cheesesteak." "Yeah." "You know, Joey, I gotta tell you." "You' not exactly who I thought you would be." "Do you want to go out again tomorrow night?" "You're just asking me?" "I mean, I want to, but I'd... think I'd like you to work a little harder." "Okay." "If I could rearrange the alphabet," "I would put "U" and "I" together." "Where do you get this stuff?" "I'll see you tomorrow night." "Okay." "Well, look at that." "I just got asked out on a date." "You really like her." "I do." "In fact, I like her so much," "I'm going to do something I've never done before." "I am not going to date any other women until I see Sara again." "You're going out with her tomorrow." "That's like 24 hours." "I know." "That's three very disappointed ladies." "I mean if Sara sees me with another girl, she might feel weird." "I mean, she's right over there." "You see, now, this..." "this is why" "I don't date girls within the building." "( chuckling ):" "Okay, buddy." "( laughing harder )" "( sighing ):" "You working on dinner yet, hon?" "It's only 3:00 in the afternoon." "God, what can I tell you, I'm on Cleveland time." "( Eric chuckling )" "Oh, God, I got the lag." "It's bad." "( whispering ):" "You have to say something." "I don't know." "ERIC:" "Now, honey, on your crossword, you missed an easy one." ""Sesame Street character blank monster."" "That's Cookie." "Okay, we have to talk." "JOEY:" "You know what?" "I'm gonna give you two some privacy." "( takes deep breath )" "Honey... you know that I love you." "But I'm not used to having you around and there are some things that have been bothering me." "I'm so sorry." "I just..." "You know, I know I haven't been myself, but I'm just so tired with the..." "Jet lag!" "Yes." "Um, funny you should mention that, because one of the problems is that you've been talking a lot about that." "Oh." "Oh." "Uh, well, I didn't realize." "Um, I'm sorry." "And please just let me do the crossword puzzles myself." "Okay." "And if you're gonna use the exercise bike, maybe just throw some shorts on, okay?" "( Gina gasps )" "Are those two squirrels doing it again?" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Alex is finally getting everything off her chesest with Eric." "And I really don't appreciate you critiquing me when I'm singing in the shower." "Well, as a musician, it bothers me when you sing off-key." "As a musician, it also bothers me that you never shave your legs." "Well, as a lawyer, it bothers me that your family sucks!" "Well, you know, will you, will you please them to get out of there?" "!" "Hey, Michael, look at Sara out there, reading." "Oh, well, every diamond has its flaws." "Whoa, check out that stripper-looking girl wandering around." "Ah, stripper-looking?" "She is a stripper." "I met her at the..." "Oh, God, she's here for me!" "Remember I'm not dating anyone because of Sara?" "Well, I canceled my lunch, my dinner, but not my backup." "I forgot about the backup!" "Damn, I can't even remember her name." "Tammy?" "Terry?" "Why is she over there?" "Well, she's clearly lost." "She's gonna ask Sara where I live." "Something with a "T", what are you doing out there?" "!" "Okay, I need your help." "All right, what can I do?" "Okay, I need Sara to think that" ""Something with a T" is here for you, okay?" "So, go out there, get her and walk her back here." "This doesn't really play to my strengths, Joey." "I don't lie well, I don't deal with women well." "I don't walk particularly well." "It's from the hot tub to the apartment. 15 feet." "Come on, Michael." "You can do this." "I believe in you." "All right, there's just no other option?" "If there was, would I be asking you?" "Hi." "You remember me, right?" "I'm Michael, Joey's nephew." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "So that's my date." "I'm here for her, and-and she's here for me." "There's a... connection there, it's exciting, but I'm, I'm really not sure where it's going." "Excuse me." "Um, I'm looking for an apartment." "Do you know where..." "I live?" "Yes, right there." "It's me." "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm Michael, your lover." "Uh... my what?" "What's going on?" "Nothing's going on." "It's just, uh..." "It's, uh." "Man down!" "Man down!" "Go to your room and think about what you did!" "Ladies, before I commit to a path here, what is the situation as everyone understands it?" "Well, if I were to guess," "I would say that this nice woman...?" "Charlene." "Wow, was I off." "Charlene was here for a date with you, and you had Michael come out to pretend that she was here for him." "That's... that's..." "that's not what this is." "Then what is it?" "( stuttering )" "Uh... uh... ( laughing ):" "You're in trouble!" "See you later, Joey." "Sara, wait..." "Charlene, look, I'm..." "I'm gonna have to cancel, okay?" "I really need to go deal with her." "Okay." "Call me, Joey." "Wow." "You're game." "Hey, listen, Sara, I am really sorry about that." "But you should know," "I made that date with Charlene before I even met you." "I'm not upset that you had a date." "I don't care that you see other women." "But you lied to me and put on that stupid show." "Just be honest, Joey." "That's the most important thing." "So, to summarize, I can see other women?" "Yeah." "I get that you're the type of guy who dates a lot" "I'm okay with that." "Are you serious?" "We went out on one date." "How inappropriate would it be for me to be jealous?" "Very!" "Wow, you are so cool." "This is going to work out great." "Hey, Sara." "Hey, Rick." "Hey, we'd better get going if we're gonna make that mov." "You know what?" "I just need a minute, so just make yourself at home." "Sure." "So... you date, too." "Is that okay?" "Yes, of course." "It's awesome." "I love it!" "RICK:" "All right, cheesesteak!" "See, having a date with another dude?" "Cheesesteak!" "( forced chuckle )" "( door slamming )" "How'd it go with Sara?" "Well, she's not mad at me." "In fact, she doesn't mind if I see other women." "That's great." "Kind of." "Yeah, she's actually with another guy right now." "You okay with that?" "Not really." "I feel a little jealous." "Not something I've experienced much." "Don't care for it." "Well, we did it." "Eric and I talked." "We screamed a bit." "We got everything out in the open." "It was pretty intense." "Look, Alex, I'm sorry, but can we talk about this another time?" "I'm going through some stuff right now, okay?" "There's a guy over there with his hands all over my cheesesteak!" "Eric and I are getting separated." "That's bigger." "Eh, excuse me." "Yeah?" "I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen until I gazed upon you." "Wow." "Thank you." "Would you like to go and get some coffee?" "Okay." "Oh, god." "Your legs." "I got to go." "Damn you, chicken legs!"

"It's a girl!" "(CRYING)" "(HULK GROWLING)" "I want my baby." "Look, just call the police." "This thing's a giant." "RHODES:" "I gave him an overdose of morphine sulphite." "I'll be able to hide it from the autopsy." "They took my baby." "No!" "No!" "No!" "(BEEPING)" "NARRATOR:" "Dr. David Banner." "Physician." "Scientist." "Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have." "Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry." "And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs." "The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter." "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry." "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." "The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit." "David Banner is believed to be dead." "And he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him." "Thanks for the ride." "Have a nice day." "Hi." "You two headed for the city?" "One more ride should do it." "Been traveling long?" "Couple of days." "Well, with your excess baggage it must seem like a couple of weeks." "It's not that bad." "Not as bad as it was." "I don't understand." "I don't know." "Last week I started to feel lighter." "Well, the baby might have dropped." "You know, you really..." "You really shouldn't be traveling in your condition." "You could go into labor at any time." "Hmm." "Well, what I should do and what I got to do are two different things." "Thanks." "(SIGHS)" "You okay?" "I'll be okay once I get into town." "Well, have you got someone there to take care of you?" "I've got friends." "(TRUCK APPROACHING)" "You heading into town?" "You bet." "Well, that lady could sure use a ride." "I've got room for both of you." "Hop in." "Thanks." "Come on." "You've got a ride, if you want it." "I may be stubborn, but I'm not stupid." "Thanks." "I'm David Bernard." "Carrie Taylor." "Hi." "Hi." "Okay." "Watch your step." "Thanks for the ride, appreciate it." "Me, too." "I've got it in here somewhere." "So, where are you going?" ""585 Rosemont."" "It's supposed to be somewhere up here near the hospital." "Oh, good." "That's where I'm going." "The hospital?" "Mmm-hmm." "Patient?" "Yeah." "Hope it's nothing serious." "Well, it's nothing to get worked up about." "Hey, look, I'm sorry about the way I acted back there." "Oh, come on." "No, I've been kind of grumpy lately." "Truce?" "Truce." "I'd give you the big one, but I'm eating for two." "I understand." "How does it feel?" "Believe me, it's no fun." "Well, look at it this way." "Look at all the things you have to look forward to." "Sleepless nights." "A lot of moist diapers." "Or worse." "You know, when I was a little boy," "I had a baby sister." "And even with all the problems, there were some moments that were so" "special." "I'll never forget them." "I guess that's why I sort of envy you." "Well, that sounds nice." "I don't know." "But to bring up a kid alone..." "You have any kids?" "No." "You ever been married?" "Yes." "Used to be." "Divorced." "No." "Then you're alone, too." "Sort of." "You miss her?" "Your wife?" "Yes, I do." "Very much." "I guess there is only one thing as bad as losing a wife." "That's losing a child." "Hey." "Come on." "585." "This is it." ""Matrix." This is where your friends live?" "Yeah." "(WHISTLES)" "MAN:" "Yes, who is it?" "Carrie Taylor." "I called you last week." "I know who you are." "I'll buzz you in." "Some friends." "(BUZZING)" "Hey..." "You sure you're okay?" "Thanks for helping me out." "Thanks for the apple." "Good luck at the hospital." "Good luck with your baby." "(BABIES CRYING)" "Excuse me." "Yes." "I'm looking for Dr. Rhodes." "He said I could find him here." "I think he's in the genetics lab." "Down the hallway, last door on your right." "Thank you." "Is your wife a patient of his?" "No." "I am." "RHODES:" "Okay, Tina, let me have the laser." "Good." "Okay." "Come on over." "That's it." "Steady." "Steady, Stanley." "All right, now do your thing." "Got it!" "Okay, Tina." "Throw it in the incubator and let's see what we've got." "Right away, Doctor." "Thank you." "That's some pretty fancy surgery, Doctor." "The DNA only belonged to a rat." "Well, maybe I can change all that." "I'm David Bernard." "You're here." "Yeah." "Fantastic!" "Stan Rhodes." "I was afraid you wouldn't show up." "We've got to get started right away." "The modified x-ray device that I've been incubating those cultures in is being sent to St. Louis tomorrow for re-calibration." "So, today is the day." "That's fine with me." "I haven't been able to sleep since you called me last week." "I thought it'd be years before I had a human subject to work with." "I just hope I don't disappoint you." "Impossible." "However, I got to tell you," "I can't figure out why you wanna go through with this." "Eliminating an additional adenine-thymine link in your DNA isn't really gonna do much." "I mean, yeah, there have been some hypothetical connections made between it and excessive aggression," "Mmm-hmm." "But nothing substantial." "Well, I have my reasons." "I'm sure you do." "And I respect them." "Still, what we're about to do is very dangerous, David." "Yes, I understand." "You see, this experiment hasn't been tested or approved by the AMA, this hospital, or any government agency." "Legally, I can't perform it." "So, I'm gonna have to ask you to sign a release for a more conventional type of operation." "Yes, so that you and the hospital are not held legally responsible, and that's fine." "Good." "Let me have a finger." "I just want you to realize the risk that you're taking." "Injecting a mutant cell into your brain can have harmful and even lethal side effects." "I'm willing to take my chances." "I was hoping you'd say that." "Come on." "RHODES:" "That, David, is a single strand of your DNA." "Okay." "Now, your extra adenine-thymine link is the final pair at the end." "Can you see it?" "Yes." "Yes, I can." "Okay." "Tina, please, our laser." "(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "Good." "Perfect." "All right." "Now what I'm going to do is surgically remove the link and isolate the cell that the DNA belongs to in a special medium." "Then, I'm going to bombard that cell with x-rays to stimulate its reproduction so that it becomes almost like a culture of cancer cells." "Now, David, when I inject that culture into the hypothalamus of your brain, it should then destroy those cells that have that extra adenine-thymine link and take over their function." "Thereby eliminating my potential for excess aggression." "At best, yeah." "At worst, who knows." "Okay." "Let's put this one in the bag." "Steady, Stanley." "Steady as she goes." "That's it." "That's it." "Now, watch." "Watch this one." "That's it." "That's it!" "Tina!" "Please incubate this for exactly two hours." "Yes, Doctor." "And we're going to do that injection exactly at 4:00." "Come on, I'll buy you a cup of coffee." "Tell me, Doctor, how much of your research does the hospital pay for?" "Not a cent." "And believe me, I'm up to my ears in hock." "You're kidding." "Yeah, well, they're good for some lab space now and then, but..." "You see, Blanchard is a private institution." "They can't afford charity." "And I can't get a grant." "Not yet, anyway." "Boy, it must cost you a fortune." "Well, it's worth it." "If my experiments pay off," "I'll be able to correct congenital birth defects before the baby is even born." "WOMAN: (ON P.A. SYSTEM) Dr. Rhodes to OB 410." "Dr. Rhodes to OB 410, please." "This won't take long." "Dr. Rhodes is on his way." "Please, call him for me." "(BEEPING) Dr. Rhodes." "Dr. Rhodes." "Doctor, am I glad to see you." "Wait right here, okay?" "All right." "WOMAN:" "Dr. Rhodes, I'm bleeding." "It's all right, I'm here now." "My baby." "Okay, let me have 40 milligrams of Diazepam stat." "I want my baby." "Brought her in here about 20 minutes ago." "She was calling for you, so we thought we'd bring her up here." "She one of your patients?" "Never saw her before." "She must have got my name from the ambulance attendant." "She just gave birth?" "Yeah." "What happened?" "Walking downtown, collapsed." "Nobody knows where the baby is." "I want my baby." "Please, Dr. Rhodes, help me." "Prognosis?" "Not good." "There were complications." "Internal hemorrhaging." "She's lost a lot of blood." "Oh, thanks." "You sure you wanna sedate her?" "I mean, with that kind of blood loss it could be dangerous." "What are you, just out of med school?" "WOMAN:" "My baby." "Matrix." "Matrix took my baby." "I want my baby." "DAVID:" "How is she?" "Well, we'll keep her in for observation." "She'll be all right." "What about the baby?" "You heard that?" "Yeah." "Well, I don't know what we can do." "Hopefully she'll tell us more later." "She said something about Matrix taking her baby." "Matrix." "Sounds like a discotheque." "They often say anything that comes into their mind when they're like that." "Uh-huh." "Doctor, how much time do I have before my injection?" "Okay, it's 2:30 now." "You have to be back precisely at 4:00." "You have an hour and a half." "Would you mind if we just skip the coffee and I took a walk?" "I'm a little nervous." "No." "Not at all." "Please, be back a little early, okay?" "So we can sign those release papers." "Fine." "It's a one-shot deal." "Thank you." "MAN:" "Yes, who is it?" "My name is David Bernard." "I'm looking for a friend of mine, Carrie Taylor." "What was the name?" "Carrie Taylor." "I dropped her off here this morning." "I'm sorry." "I'm afraid you have the wrong address." "I'm sorry, but I'm sure that this is it." "It's very important that I speak to her." "Carrie." "What are you doing here?" "Uh..." "This may sound like a crazy coincidence, but I..." "Well, I just saw something at the hospital that I thought you should know about." "(GASPING)" "Contraction?" "Mmm-hmm, they just started." "They're light." "It'll be a while yet." "They told me to start walking." "Just keep walking around." "You..." "You do realize that every pregnancy is different." "I mean, you could have the baby within an hour." "Now, you are going to the hospital, aren't you?" "No." "I'm having him here." "Carrie." "I don't know what's going on here." "But I do know that I was just at the hospital and I saw them bring in a girl, one they picked up on the street," "that was bleeding, delirious," "and was crying," ""Please don't take my baby away."" "I stood outside the hospital room and I heard the word "Matrix"." "Now, is that what you're going to do?" "Give your baby away?" "No." "They're helping me." "Look, I can't afford to raise a child, and they have customers who can." "Customers?" "So, money's involved." "Yes." "Don't you see?" "I'm giving it a better home." "Jerry ran out with every penny we had, and I don't have a job." "Now, what kind of a home am I gonna give it?" "This baby needs someone who can afford to bring him up right." "You're sure that this is what you really want?" "The baby will be fine." "That wasn't the question." "I don't know, David." "I don't..." "I don't know." "MAN:" "Yes, who is it?" "Rhodes." "(BUZZING)" "ELLEN:" "Hello, Stan." "Ellen, what was that girl doing out on the street?" "She should have been in bed at least a week with her complications..." "We tried, Doctor, but she got out the back gate last night." "She was delirious." "Obviously not delirious enough." "She asked for me by name in the emergency." "What did you do?" "I sedated her." "She's in a private room now until I can get back and get her out of there." "Well, Stan dear, then, there's no problem." "She could have died, Ellen." "Listen to me, Ellen." "You may not care about these girls, but I do." "I've got a good mind to back out of this whole thing." "And then where would you be?" "Where would your research be?" "I don't have to remind you how well I'm paying you for your services." "Could you continue to finance your genetics experiments without me?" "Oh, no." "Well, look." "I am sorry about the girl." "It won't happen again." "Look." "The fact that all of this is very illegal is beside the point." "I keep getting the feeling that you really wanna keep your baby." "I can't afford it." "But there are state homes and aid programs designed to help women in your situation." "All you have to do is walk out that gate." "All right, where's the next one?" "I'd like to examine her now, if I may." "She's out back." "I tried to call you." "Her contractions just started, but they're weak and sporadic." "ELLEN:" "Who is that with Carrie?" "I don't know." "He was at the front gate earlier." "Carrie?" "Will you come in for a minute, please?" "I can go to the police." "Oh, no." "Please don't do that." "I'm not sure yet." "ELLEN:" "Carrie?" "Just a second." "Please, I need time to think." "It's your decision." "But you don't have much time." "Now, I have to get to the hospital." "I may not be able to come back." "Carrie!" "I'll be okay." "(SIGHS)" "He's probably her boyfriend." "No." "No, I don't think so." "Does he know why you're here?" "No." "We met hitchhiking." "That's all." "Okay, that's about it for now." "Doctor, what's gonna happen to my baby?" "Will I get to see it?" "For a while." "It's really best for you if you don't spend too much time with it." "That way, you'll soon forget this has ever happened." "Now relax." "I'll be back in an hour to check you out." "Did you say he was a patient of yours?" "Well..." "Guinea pig, really." "I'll be experimenting on him sometime today." "How much do you know about him?" "Not much." "No family." "He has a unique genetic problem." "Doesn't it strike you as being strange that Carrie and this man called us separately at about the same time last week?" "That we don't know anything about either one of them and we just saw them talking together, out back?" "You think they're with the police?" "I think it's a possibility." "I think it's also possible they're setting us up for blackmail." "All right, Ellen, then what do we do?" "You said that you're running an experiment on him." "In about 10, 15 minutes." "Is it risky?" "Well, it's..." "It's too risky for a policeman." "But you don't know how far he is willing to go." "If he's a blackmailer, he might go all the way." "That's possible." "And you probably have some sort of a form that he has to sign, releasing you and the hospital from responsibility." "In case anything goes wrong." "Now, wait a minute, Ellen." "We just can't go around..." "We don't have a choice!" "They already know enough about the operation to convict or blackmail us." "We've got to get rid of them." "But we don't know for sure." "We can't take the chance." "You think about it, Stan." "Think about the risk." "Is it worth it?" "Think about the good your research can do." "Is it worth throwing all that away on the chance that they're not with the police?" "Is it worth going to jail?" "DAVID: "I hereby release Blanchard Metropolitan Hospital," ""its staff and Dr. Stanley Rhodes" ""from all responsibility, physical or otherwise" ""that may result from this operation." ""I fully understand the said operation" ""may have extensive adverse side effects" ""or even be fatal."" "You can back out anytime you want, you know." "No." "Absolutely not." "Miss Fargo, our notary." "Thanks for coming down." "I can't begin to tell you how uncomfortable this is." "Well, you have to stay immobile." "You don't want me to miss, do you?" "Oh, no." "No." "I forgot to ask, as a matter of fact, how the culture turned out." "Fine." "It looks just fine." "Good." "Good." "Now, how long, do you think, before I'll feel the results?" "I don't think you will feel the results." "I mean, it's something that only shows up in your DNA." "Doctor, are you sure you have the right needle?" "It seems too short to reach the hypothalamus." "Doctor?" "Please, be quiet." "The point of entry is too low." "Let me out of here!" "No, it's too late." "Just relax." "(GROANS)" "DAVID:" "The insertion's in the wrong direction." "I know that, David." "These aren't the cells." "This is morphine sulphite." "Enough to kill you." "Why?" "Because you and the girl were trying to set us up." "Now, I don't know if you're with the police or you're trying to blackmail us, but Matrix and I just can't afford it." "No!" "Hell, you don't..." "No sense in struggling." "Just relax." "I'm sorry about this, David." "I'm sorry for you and the girl." "No!" "But I had no choice." "No!" "No!" "No!" "(GRUNTING)" "(HULK GROWLING)" "It's locked." "I'll get some help." "(HULK GROWLING)" "The door is locked." "(GROWLING)" "NURSE:" "Look out!" "Get away from me." "Get away!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "This is OB." "We need security up here." "Stat." "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "For God's sake, send the security." "MAN: (ON P.A. SYSTEM) Security personnel to OB/G YN immediately." "All security personnel to OB/G YN immediately." "(HULK GROWLING)" "(ELEVATOR DINGING)" "(NURSE SCREAMING)" "He's in the elevator now, with a patient." "It's going down." "No." "It just stopped between floors." "What's going on?" "We've got some kind of a thing trapped between floors." "Look, just call the police." "This thing's a giant." "(CRASHING)" "Oh, my God!" "He's trying to get out." "(ROARING)" "(SIRENS BLARING)" "RHODES:" "It's morphine sulphite." "Morphine sulphite." "Carrie." "(GROANING)" "(HORNS BLARING)" "MAN:" "Yes?" "Rhodes." "(BUZZING)" "Hi." "I'm sorry I'm late." "The hospital's gone crazy." "She's prepped." "Contractions are fast and heavy." "Okay, good." "How did it go with your patient?" "I gave him an overdose of morphine sulphite." "I'll be able to hide it from the autopsy." "We'll do the same for her." "Right after delivery." "(COIN CLINKING)" "CARRIE: 585 Rosemont." "It's supposed to be somewhere up here near the hospital." "You wouldn't have believed it." "Some reporter from The National Register has been calling everyone to get the story." "Sounds like something that they'd go for." "NURSE:" "Well, he's really been a pest." "Tied up one of my nurses for 50 minutes talking about it." "As if she didn't have anything better to do." "She's still on sedation?" "Yes." "That's what Dr. Rhodes ordered." "Let me see her chart." "I don't believe this." "No." "Take her off this immediately." "What the hell was Dr. Rhodes trying to do?" "ELLEN:" "Here's another pillow for your head." "Okay, just try to make yourself as comfortable as you possibly can on this table." "Let me have the meperidine, please." "CARRIE:" "You know, Doctor..." "I'm not sure I want to do this." "Now, Carrie, it's a little too late to decide you don't want a baby." "Not that." "It's that..." "Maybe I wanna keep him." "Babies are expensive." "Yeah, but what about state homes, and..." "And child support." "RHODES:" "Easy." "Deep breaths." "Come on now." "One." "Two." "That's it, good." "Doctor." "Meperidine, Doctor." "Thank you." "Okay, now, this is meperidine." "This will help ease the pain." "You're doing beautifully, Carrie." "Just beautifully." "CARRIE:" "What if I..." "What if I just get into some kind of an aid program, I..." "I could afford to keep him." "It's possible." "The most important thing is that I love him." "I want my baby." "RHODES:" "You and Carrie were trying to set us up." "I'm sorry, David." "CARRIE:" "I'll be all right." "RHODES:" "I'm sorry, David." "I've changed my mind." "I want to keep him!" "I want my baby." "RHODES:" "You and Carrie, I'm sorry." "Dan." "Doctor..." "Prepare the multiple dosage for me when she delivers." "...I wanna keep him." "45 CC's." "Please." "No." "Yes, Doctor." "I wanna keep him." "I want my baby." "Try to relax now, okay?" "No." "We'll talk about it later." "Yes." "No." "Get me some light." "Doctor." "(DOOR LATCH CREAKING)" "CARRIE:" "No." "Doctor." "I want my baby!" "Baby." "They sold my baby." "You see, Doctor, she's been mumbling something about selling her baby." "They sold my baby." "Who did?" "Can you tell me who?" "Matrix." "Dr. Rhodes." "Dr. Rhodes was there." "Dr. Rhodes?" "Who is... (STUTTERING) Who is Matrix?" "Where is he?" "Rosemont." "Rosemont Avenue?" "I think we better call the police." "Please, my baby." "(CARRIE GROANING)" "How's that?" "A little bit more." "Thank you." "Is he there?" "Is he there?" "Not yet, but you're doing beautifully." "My baby!" "Just relax." "David said..." "He said he would..." "I know, but you're fine." "So just breathe." "My baby." "Just try to relax." "My baby." "Now, Carrie, take a deep breath, hold it and push." "(GROWLING)" "RHODES:" "Easy, easy." "There he is." "It's crowning." "Good." "Very good, Carrie." "I want my baby." "My baby." "I want my baby." "RHODES:" "Good." "Atta girl." "(CARRIE MOANING)" "(HULK GROWLING)" "RHODES:" "Here it comes." "(CARRIE GASPING)" "It's a girl!" "(BABY CRYING)" "(ROARING)" "ELLEN:" "Oh, God!" "What is it?" "DAN:" "Stay away." "Stay away." "Stay away." "Don't..." "ELLEN:" "Do something, Stan." "(SCREAMING)" "(POLICE SIREN WAILING)" "DAN:" "No." "(SCREAMING)" "Nice house." "Yeah." "I hope the Sergeant got it right." "Yeah, Matrix." "This is it." "How would you like to live in a place like this?" "Yeah, it's really nice." "(GROWLING)" "(BABY CRYING)" "CARRIE:" "My baby." "No." "(ROARING)" "CARRIE:" "Who are you?" "No!" "Don't touch her!" "Help us." "Help us, please." "He's with the baby." "Hurry." "OFFICER 1:" "Where?" "Upstairs, in the back bedroom." "Hurry." "CARRIE:" "Please, don't hurt her." "No." "No." "Don't hurt her." "Please put her down." "Hold it." "Don't shoot." "Will you give her to me?" "Oh, mama." "Please, please give her to me." "(BABY CRYING)" "OFFICER 1:" "All right, back up." "Get away from her." "OFFICER 2:" "That's it." "Now up against the wall." "(GROWLING)" "All right..." "Turn around." "(ROARING)" "Good." "Put your hands against the wall." "CARRIE:" "No." "No, don't shoot him." "She's a beautiful baby." "Have a nice visit." "Thank you." "(BABY CRYING)" "Well, have you got a name for her?" "Not yet." "Oh, if she was a boy it would be easy." "David." "But a girl?" "What about Davidette?" "Or Davidia?" "Or Davona." "How about not?" "Anyway, we both wanna thank you for caring about us." "(INTERCOM BUZZING)" "Yes?" "NURSE:" "Carrie, there's a reporter from The National Register here." "Mr. McGee." "I didn't know if you'd want to talk to him." "He's a terrible..." "Oh, sure." "Why not?" "Tell him to come on down." "Look, I..." "I've got to go." "Oh, hitching?" "Yeah." "Up north." "But..." "You two be good to yourselves." "Be safe." "We will." "It'll be terrific." "Once we get past the sleepless nights, slightly moist diapers." "Or worse." "David!" "I forgot to ask you." "Was what you had to do here a success?" "No." "But this time it was for the better." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "Now, let's see." "Here it is." "Right at the end of the hall." "Thank you very much." "(ELEVATOR DINGING)"

"I've got you now, wizard." "Get him!" "Search every bush and tree!" "Lerigot must be caught!" "He's over there!" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "Easy now." "He's close by." "Keep your eyes open." "There!" "There's no escape, Lerigot!" "It's all over, wizard!" "Surrender to Divatox!" "Fools!" "You let him escape!" "Come on, Rocky!" "Focus, Rocky!" "Focus!" "Tommy!" "Follow-through!" "Your follow-through!" "Rocky, get back in there." "Let's go!" "All right." "Get in there!" "Get in there!" "Watch out." "Come on, move!" "Adam, get in there!" "All right!" "Get in there!" "Rocky, spinning-heel kick!" "My hand!" "No." "Look, you're trying too hard." "# Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream #" "# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream #" "# Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream... #" " Come on, Justin." "You know the words." " I don't feel like singing." " Do you want to talk about it?" " There's nothing to talk about." "I just don't feel like singing." "OK." "Hey, Rocky." "Maybe we are trying too hard." "Maybe we're not trying hard enough." " Don't move." " My back!" " Can we get some help?" "!" " It's gonna be all right." " Just relax." " Man, I'm so stupid!" " You're OK, man." "Just calm down." " Don't worry." "Help is on its way." "Yeah, that was cool." "Rocky!" "Justin, wait!" " Everyone, wait here." "It'll be OK." "Rocky!" "Wait here." " You'll be OK." " Hang in there, pal." "Idiots!" "You're worthless!" "And you!" " Me?" "!" " You lost Lerigot." "You let him get away." "I told you those bolt-brains didn't have a clue." " Oh, shut up, Elgar!" " Whoa!" "Those are your bolt-brains, which makes this all your fault." "Come on, don't punish me." "I'm your favourite nephew." "Phew." "Hey, you two losers, I nearly got fired for your screw-up!" "You're just lucky Aunt Divatox likes me." "Whoa!" " Not again!" " Never send a moron to do a mutant's job." "If you're so great, why don't you do the job, Rygog?" "That runt Lerigot is still out there with the key to the island of Muiranthias!" "No, thanks." "But I'd be happy to lend a hand." "Oh, yeah." "Real funny." " Quiet!" "Both of you!" " Sorry." "You're giving me such a migraine." "I have a plan." "Once we take away the one thing he values most in the world," "Lerigot will come to us willingly." "Where's my Eely?" "Where is he?" "Come to Mommy!" "Come here!" "There's my boy!" "Yes!" "I have a date with destiny." "I want Lerigot's family captured and bought here." "Yes, give Mommy a kiss." "Yes." "Oh..." "Oh..." "Argh!" "Argh!" "Alpha..." "Alpha..." "Alpha..." "Alpha?" "Alpha..." "Alpha..." "Ai yi yi." "Zordon!" "Lerigot, the wizard of Liaria, is here on Earth!" "Zordon?" "Zordon, where are you?" "!" "I'm here, Alpha." "Zordon, you scared the diodes out of me!" "I'm sorry, Alpha." "I too sensed the arrival of Lerigot ans was tracking his whereabouts." "But why would he come here?" "He knows he can't survive on Earth for very long." "Something must be terribly wrong." "Pinpoint his location and contact the Rangers." " If Lerigot is in trouble, we must help him." " Right." "Beginning a worldwide search now." "Rocky?" "Hey!" " Brought you a surprise." " There you go." "How you doin'?" " Got you a card." " And some decoration." " The doctor said you'd make a full recovery." " Yeah, but not in time for the competition." " You guys are gonna have to go without me." " We don't have a choice." "Without that prize money the shelter's gonna close for good." "You know, Justin's taking this pretty hard." "It's bad enough he lost his mother." "Now he has to face losing the shelter." "Well, we're not gonna let that happen." " Go ahead." " Rangers, report to the Power Chamber." "A powerful wizard has arrived on Earth and may be in danger." "We're on our way." "Tommy out." "You guys heard Zordon." "What are you waiting for?" " All right." "We'll let you know what's up." " See you, Rocky." " We'll be back, OK?" " Be careful." " Ow!" " Who's there?" "Justin?" "Did you just hear all that?" "You guys are the Power Rangers?" "Lerigot has taken great pains to hide his exact location." "Someone must be after him." "You must find him quickly." " Tanya and I will stay here just in case." " Good idea, Adam." " This could be trouble." "Keep an eye out." " He is in Central Africa." "Equip yourselves with the Power Boxes and teleport there immediately." " Right." " He cannot survive the sun's rays." "Ai yi yi!" "The short-range locators in your Power Boxes should lead you to Lerigot." "Good Luck." " Ready?" " Let's go." "Ow!" "Alpha?" "Alpha?" "Alpha..." "I've found Lerigot." "He's on Earth." "Yes!" "He must be looking for Zordon." "Excellent." "You may kiss my hand." "Gotcha!" "Earth?" "Forget it." "Let's go back to looting and pillaging." "That's what I like!" "Never!" "Lerigot holds the only key to free Maligore, the great flame of destruction and my husband-to-be." "Once we are wed, I will use his powers to raid all the riches of the universe." "Thinking about it just gives me goose bumps!" " Kinda gives me gas." " Elgar!" "You will head the capture of two..." "two humans of purity and strength." "They'll be my dowry to Maligore." "Activate the barrier shields and set a course to Earth." "We're going after Lerigot!" "Prepare to teleport!" "Hey, hold it." "What you got there?" " Just as I thought." " What is this?" "Huh?" " I'll check these hot dogs." " Bulkmeier!" "Skullovitch!" "Beat it, kid." "Sir!" "Men, listen up, because you know how I hate to repeat myself." "I hate to repeat myself." "You just did, sir." "I needn't remind you of our luck in getting rehired, Men..." "I have am important assignment for you." "It's am easy one, but one that will, uh..." " Skullovitch, are you listening to me?" " Yep, I'm with you, sir." "Well, listen to this." "Precisely at 1900 hours, you relieve me from duty at the international danceathon." "Do I make myself clear?" " Got it, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "Would you mind, sir?" " Yeah." " Thank you." " Napkin?" " Got one, sir." "Thanks." "Wow." "Reminds me of parts of Australia." "Got him." "The signal's coming from... that direction." "Let's go find him." "Wow, this is moving fast." "Adam, come check this out." "That object we're tracking just entered Earth's atmosphere." "But its identity is being blocked." "It is likely the reason Lerigot cam to Earth." "An evil energy surrounds it." "Man, I've got a bad feeling about this." "I hope Tommy and Kat make it back soon." "Lt Stone is already gonna kill us for bein' late, so turn right!" "Left!" "Left is north." "North Star!" " Look at the stars there, man!" " That star?" " That star!" " That star is moving!" "Wanna make a wish?" " What the heck was that?" "!" " I dunno, but keep going!" " The accelerator's stuck!" " Whoa." "Stop!" "Skull, slow down, man!" " I'm trying!" " Skull, there's a building up ahead." "Aaarghhh!" "Lerigot's signal is gettin' stronger." "Tommy, do you mind if we stop for a minute?" " You OK?" " Yeah, it's just hot out here." "I know." "Want some water?" "We still have a lot of jungle to cover." " Thanks." " Yeah." "Man, this heat's intense." "Don't move." "On the count of three, jump away." "One." "Two." "Three!" "Kat!" "Tommy!" "Kat!" "Zeo Ranger One!" "Pink!" "Kat!" "Kat!" "Kat!" "Kat!" "My leg!" " Are you OK?" " Yeah." "Are you?" " Yeah." " My leg..." "What do you mean, you can't find Lerigot?" "!" "And are these my humans of purity and strength?" "Yeah." "Check 'em out." "I even scrambled their brains so they'd be easier to deal with." "Ta-da!" " What do you think?" " Urrrgh!" "Are you out of your mind?" "The idea was to woo Maligore, not make him lose his lunch!" "I am giving you one more chance." "Don't blow it." "Yes, ma'am." "Hey, you heard the lady." "Go find me some more humans, you losers!" "Oh, man." "We're headed in the right direction but the signal's gettin' fainter." "He must be weakening from the sun's heat." "Tommy, we've gotta hurry." "Let's go." "Look." "Lerigot." "Lerigot!" "Alpha?" "Alpha?" "Yes." "Alpha." "My name is Tommy, and this is Katherine." "We're friends." " We're here to take you to Alpha." " Alpha..." "My leg!" "He healed my leg." " Thank you, Lerigot." " Let's get him outta here." "It's OK." "Alpha, we're standing by with Lerigot for teleportation." "Thank you." "Well, what do we have here?" "Two humans, ripe for the picking, and they're heading our way!" "Two perfect specimens, worthy of feeding my fiancé." "Throw them into the bilge, where they'll stay fresh for Maligore." "It'll be my pleasure." "Now let's reel, in that little runt Lerigot." "He's probably with Zordon by now." "Remove the mind block." "We'll use his wife Yara to contact them both." " Is he going to be all right?" " The sun has taken its toll on him." " This should restore his life force... for now." " I wonder who's after him." "Yara..." " What's happening?" " Tommy, wait." "Lerigot is receiving a telepathic transmission that is obviously upsetting him greatly." "Zordon, what should we do?" "Perhaps if we find out what he is receiving, we can help him." "Alpha, attach the cranial transmission scanner and connect it to the viewing globe." " Ai yi yi!" " Zordon, I know you can hear me, so listen well." "Lerigot must surrender." "Say hello to Lerigot's family." "Yara, loving wife, and caring mother to little baby Bethel." "Don't you just want to pinch those adorable cheeks?" " Ai yi yi yi yi!" " Make it stop!" "Look what it's doing to him!" "Bring him to me." "Oh, and by the way, as a token of my appreciation," "I'll spare a couple of your favourite humans." "They're certainly not much to look at, but my sensors tell me they were once one of your..." "Oh, what do you call them?" "Oh, yes. "Power Rangers. "" " Kimberly." " Do what I say or it's lights out for all of them." "And Jason." "Yara..." " Kim?" " Yeah?" "I think we're in major trouble here." "I'd say." "Wish we could morph." "Doesn't look like there's any way out." " Hola!" " Ja." "Guten Tag." "My name is Antonio Bandanna." " Bulk?" " Skull?" "You are speaking to us?" "Who ees this "Bulk" and "Skull"?" " Something's strange with those two." " You just figured that one out?" " They understand each other." " As good friends should." "I don't understand it." "Why does Divatox want Lerigot?" "I believe that Divatox plans to use Lerigot and his golden key to cross the treacherous Nemesis Triangle into another dimension." "Once there, she will likely travel to the lost island of Muiranthias and attempt to join forces with an evil creature named Maligore." " Great." "Then what?" " Then nothing will be safe." " Even the Zords could not stop them." " What?" "No!" " What's he doing?" " Ai yi yi!" "He is performing the Liarian prayer of guidance." "Lerigot is preparing to surrender." " But why?" "We can't let him do that." " It's his family, Kat." " We'd do the same for each other." " I just hope they're OK." "OK, listen." "We'll get Kim and Jason out of there, then we'll go after Lerigot's family." "Kimberly and Jason were Power Rangers once." "If anyone can get through it, they can." "Careful." "Watch your step." "Look." "There they are." "Warriors, let's ride!" "Send Lerigot down!" "No!" "Bring our friends closer first!" "You have no choice, humans!" "This is as close as you get!" "Now send the wizard down!" "I don't like it." "We should stall them and figure something out." "Yeah, I think maybe you're right." "Lerigot's gone!" " Lerigot!" "No!" " Come back!" "Come on, fur ball." "Come to Elgar." "All right!" "You have what you came for!" "Let our friends go!" "Swim for 'em!" "Arrivederci, turkeys!" "All right, stop the boat." "You can dump them out right here." "Come and get 'em!" "All right, take us back to the ship." "Move it!" "I gotta go..." "I gotta go after 'em!" " No!" "It's a fake!" " Tommy!" "Tommy!" " I gotta check the other one." " Tommy..." "Come on." "They're gone." "Tommy, come on!" "Come on!" " I gotta... gotta go after 'em..." " They tricked us." "Double, double rocks and rubble!" "Abracadabra-cadabra- cadabra-cadabra-cadabra-whoo!" "If only its magic would glow in my hands, I would have no need for you." "You will oversee our safe passage into the Nemesis Triangle, won't you, twerp?" "Set a course for me Nemesis Triangle!" "Full speed ahead!" "Once we get to the island of Muiranthias on the other side..." "As I was saying." "Once we get to the island of Muira..." "My Maligore's appetite will ignite once he sees the powerlicious offerings I've brought him." "Those two ex-Power Pukes will be the perfect wedding meal for my Maligore!" "OK." "This is so lame." "We come back to surprise everybody and help out with the shelter..." "Next thing, we're snack food for a monster with the munchies." "Munchies?" "Level stabilisers off at 8.40." " Full throttle on the power output." " OK, all systems go here." "The Zords you are creating will possess the power to carry you safely through the Nemesis Triangle to resuce Lerigot, his family and our friends." "Behold your new Turbo Zords." "They're just ordinary cars." "No, Tanya, they are extraordinary cars." "Vehicles equipped with the power and velocity of Turbo technology." "Individually, they are formidable fighting machines." "But merged together they form the Turbo Megazord, the most powerful Zord ever." "Adam, Desert Thunder will be yours to command." "Katherine, yours is called Wind Chaser." "Tanya, Dune Star is your Turbo Zord." "And, Tommy, Red Lightning will serve you well." "Thanks, Zordon." " But what about Rocky's?" " Mountain Blaster will stay behind for now." "Remember, Rangers." "Once inside the Nemesis Triangle, communication with the Power Chamber will be impossible." "Here are your new Turbo morphers, five keys similar to Lerigot's golden key." "Individually, they power up your vehicles and give you access to your morphing powers." "But only together are they powerful enough to see you safely through your mission." "Now reach out, Rangers, and accept your destiny." "Ready?" "Ready." "Go!" "Whoa!" "I've never felt anything like this!" "Wow!" "This is great!" " All right!" " This is awesome!" " Whoa!" "This is incredible!" " Yeah!" " All right, guys, let's go to work." " Right behind you." " Wait for me!" " Let's do it!" "All systems check out." "Your Zords are programmed and ready to go." "Take your Zords across the great desert to the sea." "There you will find the Ghost Galleon, a phantom ship which will take you and the Zords through the Nemesis Triangle." "You must merge the power of your keys the moment you cross into the Triangle." "The combined power of your keys and the Galleon will see you through safely." "Neither the ship nor your Zords will be detectable by Divatox." " Ai yi yi!" "Good luck, Rangers!" " Thanks, Alpha." " Good luck, and may power protect you." " All right, Rangers." "Power up!" "# Go #" "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go!" "#" " Man, this is awesome!" " Desert Thunder ready to rumble." " Wind Chaser ready to howl." " Dune Star's gonna shine." " Red Lightning ready to bolt." "All systems go." "All right." "Let's rip some velocity!" "Shift into Turbo!" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go!" "#" "By accepting this honour, you are also accepting a great responsibility." "As the newest Ranger, you must take your lead from the others and learn to use your new powers wisely." "You will command the Mountain Blaster and be henceforth known as the Blue Ranger." "Good luck, and may the power protect you." "No Power Rangers in sight." "I knew Zordon would get it through his thick skull not to mess with me." "I'm no veterinarian, but I think it's dying." "Oh!" "We can't let that wretched Liarian thingy die till he opens the gateway to Muiranthias and frees my betrothed!" "You guys?" "I hear the ocean, but..." "I don't see the ship." "I'll take a look up ahead." "I think I found it." "The Ghost Galleon." "It's amazing." "Hey, guys, check it out." "Rocky?" "Wow." "Cool." "Justin, what are you doing here?" " Rocky couldn't make it, so they sent me." " What are you talking about?" " Guys, I'm the new Blue Ranger!" "Isn't that cool or what?" " What?" " Man, I was afraid I wasn't gonna make it." "Alpha had to give me a crash course in driving." "Good thing you don't need a licence to drive a Zord." "So, what are we doing here?" "We'll talk about this later." "Right now we gotta get those cars on that ship." "Let's go." " OK." "Everybody on board?" " Yep, we're all here." "Let's check out the ship." "Hey, you guys, look at this!" "I guess we should open it." "Looks like the portal keys also control the ship." "Let's do it." "Hey, the compass is moving." " And the sails!" "They're all raising..." " By themselves!" "# There's hope for the world #" "# Hope for the world #" "# And as long as I exist #" "# There's hope for the world #" "# Hope for the world #" " Do I look fat?" " Nah!" "Hell's bells, what is going on now?" "Sensors detect the presence of five humans, but no vessel." "What, are they swimmimg?" "We're in the middle of the blasted ocean!" "Whatever they're travelling on is totally undetectable." "Zordon's little Power Pukes, no doubt." "Why didn't the radar alert us?" "I guess it needs fixing." "Never mind." "I'll just leave a little something for those Power Parasites to remember me by." "Justin, where are you?" " Justin?" " I'm over here." "Why don't you come down below with us?" "It's getting pretty cold out here." "I'm way too excited to sleep." "I was just thinking." "If my dad only knew, man, he'd be so proud of me." "And all the other kids at the shelter..." " Justin, you can't..." " I know, I know." "It's for me to know and them to find out." "Ranger's code of honour." " I won't tell anybody." " Good." "I guess my dad's still up north." "He had to close down the martial-arts studio after my mom passed away." "Why'd he close it down?" "He just..." "He just couldn't focus any more." "It was like something was missing inside him." "He'll find it again." "He just needs a little time, that's all." "I know." "And when he does, we can be family again." "That's important." "Yeah, it is." "But you have to remember that we've your family now too." "Come here." "OK. don't stay out too long." "Even Power Rangers need their sleep." "OK." " He's OK." " Good." "Help..." "Guys..." "Hey, guys..." "OK, once we get there, we'll nead to the middle of the island..." "Justin?" "Adam, look out!" " Guys!" "It's time to rumble." " Let's go." "Justin!" "Look out!" "Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah." "Aw..." "Ugh!" "Boo!" " This sure ain't the Love Boat." " What's the Love Boat?" "That's it." "Kim, move away from the wall for a minute." "Um, sure." "Instead of making weapons, I think we ought to be concentrating on getting this panel off." "Wouldn't that mean all the water would come in?" "Yeah." "Right now my dive computer says we're at 435 feet." "As we get to Muiranthias, the sub's gonna climb." "Once we hit 100 feet, we pop this off the wall and "boom"." " And make it up in one breath?" " It's our only chance." "At last!" "We're finally approaching the Nemesis Triangle!" " Begin our ascent!" "We must avoid the reets!" " You got it." " Wait till we cross the Triangle." " We'd better pass through it quickly!" "There it is." "The Nemesis Triangle." "It's incredible." "Yeah." "Whatever's steering the ship sure knows where to go." "Right into the heart of it." "It's time." " The room's filling up!" "What's happening?" " I don't know!" "We're minutes away from the dimensional gateway." "I don't know how much longer I can hold it." "Look out!" " Tell me I'm not seeing things." " No." "It's the Triangle." "Looks pretty nasty." "Hit the deck!" "Do it, wizard." "Open the gateway." "Come on, come on." "Do it!" "You little fool!" "Open the chamber!" "Don't move, you little hair ball!" "You may be willing to sacrifice yourself, runt." "But how much do you love your little family?" " Elgar!" "Grab the baby!" " Right!" "Come here, you little brat." "Well?" "What will it be?" "That's better." "Yeah." "Open the gateway!" "Get to it." " We need something to pry it with!" " Get the pipe." "Good idea." "This should do it." " OK." "Any time, Jason." " I'm trying!" "OK." "This water's getting too high for me." " We go swimming?" " Would you guys be quiet?" "!" "I'm trying to get us out of here!" "We're sinking." "We're sinking." "OK, OK, don't panic." "Don't panic." "We're sinking!" "Oh, we're sinking." "Gotta go!" " For some reason, we're taking on water." " Water?" "Water?" "!" "Water!" "We're close to the gatway." "We need the keys." " You guys go below." "I'll get the keys." " Be careful." "OK." "Ready?" "Now!" "My key!" "I dropped my key!" "My key!" " I can't reach it!" " Hurry, Justin!" "I got it!" "Yes!" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Let's do it." "We gotta get Bulk and Skull first." "OK?" "You guys?" "You have to exhale slowly on your way to the top." "Swim now, like a little guppy." "What?" "!" "It's coming from the bilge!" "Activate the emergency hatch!" " Right." " Now!" " Quicker!" " OK." "Hope that drain's not clogged." "Now open the hatch to the bilge." "Hurry up!" "Well, I suppose Maligore will have to do with just one sacrifice." "Man." "Wow." "Land ahoy." "Thar she blows!" "Land ahoy!" "Shiver me timbers!" "I always wanted to say that." "There it is." "The lost island of Muiranthias." "Yep, looks pretty lost to me." "Maligore's volcano is inside the serpant's temple." "That's gotta be where they're going." "Then that's where we're goin' too." "Your evergrown hamster ain't lookin' so hot." "No!" "He must live long enough to open Maligore's sacred temple door." "Now what?" "This is impossible!" "Our radar is detecting five human life forms approaching the island!" "I knew they wouldn't let me down, Divatox." " I have to get rid of those Power Rangers!" " Yeah, they're gettin' on my nerves." "Hi, Rita." "D here." "Sorry to wake you." "I forgot about the time change." "Now listen." "I know you've had some experience in this matter." "I need your advice." "How do I get rid of the Power Rangers?" "The Power Rangers?" "If I knew that, do you think I'd be lying here listening to this?" "My advice to you, Divatox?" "Run!" "Thanks for nothing." "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "Let go of me!" "Stop it!" " She should have better camoutlage." " What should we do?" "We could resuce her." "Or we could enjoy is beach." "Guys, something's wrong." "I can't get a lock on Lerigot." "Desert Thunder's up first." "I'll drive to the top of that cliff and see if I can see the temple." "Good." "Keep in contact." "We'll get the other vehicles rolling." "Be careful." "Uh-oh." "Hey!" "They've gotta be riding something!" "A couple of torpedoes will find out what." "Two torpedoes are armed and ready." "Fire one and two!" "Cool view." " Our cover's blown." "Something's coming." " And it's coming fast." "We can't be detected in the Turbo vehicles." "Come on!" "We gotta get our butts in those cars!" "Hey, guys!" "No..." "Whatever it was, we hit it!" " Looks like we all got through." " All right!" " So what do you think, Justin?" " Wow!" "Can we do that again?" "Head for shore." "Yeah!" "Come on!" "I haven't got all day!" "Oh, man." " Where is it?" "My feet hurt." " Stop complaining." "We're almost there." "Wimp." "Move it, prisoner." "I don't like the sound of that." "Come to think of it, I don't like the looks of it either." "Hey, the little Power Geek's back." " So, you want a fight, huh?" " No, no, no." "Wait, wait!" "Those are the Malachians, guardians of Maligore." "Get the wizard." "Bring him." "OK." "Release the wizard!" "Would you hurry up?" "Here." "Do it, wizard." "Spin your magic." "Lerigot..." "Move it, fur ball." " The little guy packs a punch!" " Give me that!" "What a rush!" "That's right, bow to me, you little peons." "I love being queen." "All right, come on, everybody." "We've got a wedding to get to." "Here comes the bride!" "Watch it, shorty." "Get going." "Come on!" "Warriors, bring the others." "Move it." "What are you lookin' at?" "Get inside!" " Guys!" "We gotta hurry!" " Are you all right?" "Lerigot's dying." "We may already be too late." "All right." "We'll leave the vehicles, go for a silent approach." "Take out your morphers." "It's time to kick into action." "Shift into Turbo!" "Yeah!" "Oops." "Mountain Blaster Turbo power!" "Desert Thunder Turbo power!" "Dune Star Turbo power!" "Wind Chaser Turbo power!" "Red Lightning Turbo power!" " Let's do it!" " Right!" " Right!" " Whoa!" "All right!" "Hey, wait for me!" "I like it." "I love it, I love it." "Oh, the steaming skulls - perfect!" "Put her down over there." "Come on!" "Don't move." "Lerigot..." "Lerigot..." "The lava will have to go, but we'll do all our entertaining here." "Of course, you won't be around to see it." "All right!" "It's time to feed my future husband!" "Prepare the humans first!" "On your feet!" "He can have the Liarians for dessert." "If anyone knows a reason why we two should not be joined in holy matrimony, shut up!" " Sure beats walking." " You can say that again." "Hear that?" "We're close." "Keep your eyes open." " Tommy!" "Over here!" " What's wrong?" " You OK?" " The sound's coming from that way." " Good job, Justin." " This is fun!" "Follow me, I'll lead the way." " Justin, wait!" "It's too dangerous!" " I found the entrance!" "Maligore!" "Maligore!" "Maligore, great flame of destruction, it is I, Divatox, your one and only true soul mate." "This moment has been long in coming, and now I bring you two perfect specimens to seal our matrimonial pact." "Awake and feed upon their purity." "Come forth and let evil twist their souls!" "Be free again and join forces with me!" "Maligore!" "Maligore!" " All right, guys, this is it." "You guys ready?" " Ready." "Move out on my command." "Go!" "Hey, did we miss the party?" "Who invited you?" "We did." "Rangers, this is Divatox." "Divatox, this is your worst nightmare." "Hah!" "Lower them into the volcano." "I'll get the wheel!" "Divatox!" "Give up?" "Elgar, go and give Power Boy my answer!" "Come back, you little twerp!" "What's the matter?" "All choked up?" "Come on, Lerigot." "Over here." "Wait here." "I'll be back as soon as I can." " Kim!" " Into the fire!" " You guys!" " Get... outta... my... way!" " No!" "Let me go!" " Help!" "You guys!" "Too late, Rangers." "Even now they are becoming his spawns of evil." "I love it when a plan comes together!" "Kimberly!" "Jason!" "That's a nice trick." "Maligore's children!" "Destroy those who would threaten the flames of unity!" "Kim!" "Stop!" "Leave him alone!" "Kim!" "Snap out of... urgh!" "Let... go... of... me..." " Kim, you've gotta fight the evil." " Evil is like evil does." "Don't do this!" "No!" "Leave her alone." "Kimberly, no!" "No." "Look at me, Kim." "Look at me." "It's me." " It's me." "Tommy." " Yes." "We're your friends." "Friends?" "I don't have any friends." "Wait." "Oh, yeah." "And, sweetie, pink is out." " You're mine, Ranger!" " No." "I don't wanna hurt you." "Into the fire." "Into the fire." "Do it." "Do it." "Maligore's power will exceed!" "Throw him in the fire!" "No!" "This one is mine!" " Throw him in the fire!" "Throw him in the fire!" " Yes." "Into the fire." "Now I'm the one with the muscles and the power!" "Yeah, that's right, Jase." "But you're not using your brain power!" " Come on!" " Tommy!" "Hang on!" "Come on, Jason." "Don't fight me." "You gotta remember." "Remember all the good!" " No!" " You got it." "Come on." "No!" " All right, Kim?" " I'm with you!" " I think you're gonna need this." " Yeah." "Thanks." "Back to action!" " I'll get the Liarians." " Right." "Let's finish up, guys." " Watch it, you Christmas tree ornament!" " Sorry about that." "Maligore!" "Arise and meet your bride!" "Together we will exact revenge on Lerigot, descendant of those who imprisoned you!" "Come to me!" "Please!" "Aw, come on." " The humans are turning pure again!" " No!" " Now we don't have a sacrifice!" " Oh, but we do, dear nephew." "We do?" "Bye." "Remind me to get another pet." "Out of my face." "Excuse me." " Why, thank you." " Any time." "Man!" "Tough room." "Straighten up!" "He's coming." "I don't think I like this one bit." "Come to me, Maligore!" "Unite our powers as one!" "Get ready to take this freak." "He's back!" "She wants to marry him?" "Are you sure about this?" " I think it's time to break out the hardware." " Good call, Justin." "Let's do it!" " Turbo lightning sword!" " Turbo hand blasters!" "Turbo star chargers!" "Talk to him." " Turbo thunder cannon!" " Turbo wind fire!" "You look... great." "Haven't changed a bit." "Fire!" "It's not working!" "Whoa!" "What a hot-head!" "What's the plan, Tommy?" "That barely fazed him." "Lure brimstone-breath outside and call our Zords." " All right!" "I was hoping you'd say that!" " Let's do it!" "Adam!" "Get up!" "Oh, man!" "I can't move!" " Come on!" "You can do it!" " Hey, your bride's leaving." "I think I hear my mother calling." " Made you look." " You have no sense of direction!" "And you're ugly." "Everyone!" "Out the way we came!" "Adam, can you make it?" " Yeah." " OK, let's go!" "Move it!" "You OK?" "We gotta get outta here." "The place is gonna blow." "Come on!" "Move!" "Come on!" " Be careful!" " Come on, come on." "Here we go." " Head for the clearing." " Got it." " Right behind you." " Copt that." "Yahoo!" "You're goin' on a diet the minute we get back." "Come on!" "We'll miss the whole fight." "Let's see what this baby's got." "Ready to bring 'em together?" " Wind Chaser ready." " Ready." " Ready!" " Ready!" "Do it!" "Turbo Megazord morph sequence on line." "Powering up the Turbo shield armour." "Desert Thunder's ready to rock!" " Dune Star's right there with you." " This is awesome!" "Mountain Blaster ready." "# Mighty engines roar #" "# Turbocharged for more... #" "Initiate docking sequence now!" "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go!" "#" "Mountain Blaster's lined up and coming in!" "Red Lightning coming in for final docking sequence." "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo!" "#" "Megazord turbocharge!" " Ready!" " Let's take care of business." "Let's get him!" "Whoa!" "That was close." "Maligore!" "Win this one for me, babe!" "We got him!" " Ready to fly?" " Ready." "All right." "Engage mega Turbo jets now!" "Turbo jets full power!" "Later, flame-face!" " Good job!" " We did it!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "The volcano!" "It's erupting!" "We'd better get out of here." "All my plans!" "The money!" "The jewels!" "The plastic surgery..." "I didn't even get a honeymoon!" "You mark my words, Rygog." "The Power Rangers will pay for this one day." " I never accept defeat!" " Right." "No defeat." "So what do we do now?" " Run!" " Right." "I want my mommy!" "Move it!" "Hey, guys." "How about a lift?" "All right." "Here we go." "The competition is fierce, as Angel Grove and Stone Canyon battle it out for the championship and the $25,000 grand prize for their charity." "And Angel Grove scores the first point." "Hey, Coach." "Come on, Adam!" "Get up!" "Angel Grove scores again." "One more point and they clinch the championship!" "Point!" "I'm sorry." "After seven minutes and ten seconds into the competition, the National Championship title goes to the Angel Grove shelter!" " I knew they could do it!" " Come on." " Way to go, you guys!" " Yeah!" "That was so awesome!" "Way to go, you guys!" "Well, looks like the shelter's not closing any time soon." "Come on, Justin." "Yes!" "All right!" "# Riding fast, faster fast #" "# Like turbo tigers in the night #" "# We are at top speed tracking you down #" "# Like turbo tigers in the darkest night #" "# Now it's turbo time!" "#"

"My name is Detective Raimy Sullivan." "My father was killed in 1996." "Last night..." " WQ2YV..." " Hello?" " Hey." " I spoke to him." " Your father?" " Dad?" "So you're telling me that in 20 years," "I'm gonna be on the job with my daughter?" "No." "You die tomorrow." "Dad survived, but saving his life changed everything." "We've ID'd the remains from the marsh." "I'm sorry, Raimy." "It's your mom." "The most wanted serial killer in New York took my mom." "Now whatever we do, however we try to fix things, history keeps changing." " Your name is Daniel Lawrence." " How do you know my name?" "I'm your girlfriend." "I've never been to Queens, and I don't know you." "I'm sorry." "All I want is to get back what I lost." "Previously on "Frequency"..." " Where have you been?" " The buses were running late." "This is a good thing, son." "Don't be sad." "We're gonna save her soul." "We're gonna give her a good death." "Meghan thinks that Joe killed her brother too." " She's blaming herself." " So you believe her now?" "'Cause that's what Meghan was trying to tell me, that the Deacon murdered her family, that he's the Nightingale." "You did it." "The Nightingale's on his way to jail." "He even brought in souvenirs." "We found his wife's body exactly where he said it would be." "This is a slam-dunk case." "He's going to jail for life." "Why isn't mom back?" "We don't know how this works." "Maybe it doesn't take effect right away." "Mom?" "Shh, sorry." "I'm not here." "Go back to bed." "What's with the gun?" "Aww." "Mom?" "Hey, sweetheart." "Hey." "Raims." "Aww, Raims, my sweet girl." "Is this a happy cry or a sad cry?" "'Cause I got to get to work." "I'm not crying." "Okay, yeah, sure." "All right." "You did it." " Hmm?" " You're a doctor." "Yeah." "Welcome to the party." "Good." "You're both here." "We need to talk about ground rules for this engagement party, ASAP." "Nope." "No, no, no, no." "What do you want, anarchy?" " Yes." " Come on, Jules." " Please." " See you, kiddo." "Good luck." "Okay, ground rules." "There's three of them." "Pay attention." "What are you wearing?" "What?" "What's wrong with your face?" "Holy crap." "You're a lawyer, aren't you?" "Ding, ding, ding." "That only took you three years." "Here." "Okay." "Number one." "No opening presents." "Bump me." "Dude, you hate opening presents." "I know." "I just worked kind of hard for this particular party." "Rookies." "Okay, fine." "Number two." "No games." "Mm." "Totally." "Who plays games at an engagement party?" "My wife, her mom." "Don't you remember?" "We spent the whole night doing shots in the bathroom." " I do remember that." " Oh, Two Truths and a Lie," "Couples Memory Lane, Newlyweds." "That one's not so bad." "Are you kidding me?" "Kidding me what?" "Frickin' Newlyweds." "That's not so bad." "Mm." "Hey, you." "I'm so exhausted, I'm gonna pass out in two minutes." " No, don't be tired." " Number three..." "Number three..." "Shut up, Gordo." "Hold on a second for real." "Now." "Mom's alive." "The Deacon's been in prison for 20 years." "No Nightingale kills since he was arrested." "And..." "I'm getting married." "Whoa." "Yeah." "What?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "It's just, uh..." "It's hard to explain." "I was making you toads-in-a-hole this morning, kiddo." "And now..." "How's your mother?" "She's fine." "A doctor." "She did it?" "I'm telling you." "They're all fine:" "Mom, Gordo, Daniel." "I'm the one crying every 35 seconds and it's just another day to them." "No, that's a good thing, kiddo." "That's a real good thing." "You know, that..." "That means we won." "Hey." "Listen, um..." "You, me, and your mom, we're gonna..." "We're gonna go off the grid for a couple days." "You know, in case you're looking." "Where you headed?" "I don't know yet." "Johnny Dove's got this cabin by the lake that he keeps trying to rent out." " So..." " In December?" "Is he paying you?" "Yeah, well." "I, um, I just need some fresh air." "You might think about doing the same thing." "I'll do that." "Hey." "We got a problem." "Leah says I have to wear a jacket." "To what?" "To your party." "With pretty boy." "Okay." "First of all, I know you want me to bite at that;" "I'm not going to." "I'm in such a good mood, you can call him whatever you want." "And second of all, you're back with Leah?" "Back?" "Where'd she go?" "Nowhere." "I just think it's awesome." "Yeah, you are in a good mood." "Look at that." "Haven't laid eyes on that one in years." "Yeah, Nightingale." "I, uh..." "I had some time." " I thought I'd learn from the best." " Well, we were good, weren't we?" "Me and your Pops." "That's some Greatest Hits action right there." "Oh, my God." " What?" " Nothing." "I just got this... vision of old me standing around ranting about my Greatest Hits and everyone around me wanting to kill themselves." "Hey." "You should be so lucky." "Study up, Junior." "You just might learn something." "Those women you killed." "I told them it was me." "You shouldn't have done that." "You're so young." "You can start over..." "I don't know if I can stop." "These women, they call out to me." " So we pray." " That's not enough." "That doesn't help me, every day, with all of the sin I see." "I know it's hard." "And all those mementos you left me?" "I'm so proud." "But no one else is gonna understand what you did." "You're gonna tell me the details of each and every kill." "And you're never gonna look back." "Great." "That's great news." " All right, I'll check you later." " What?" "Deacon Joe's attorney just informed the DA that he's bringing a signed confession from his client detailing the name and location of every single one of his victims." "All of them?" "Larissa Abbot's in there too?" "Actually, yeah." "So you got another one right, hotshot." "Come on." "Let's get your boots on." "We got some digging to do." "What do you say about going solo on this one?" "I was gonna take Jules and Raims away." "Do some of that family bonding you've been meemaw-ing me about." "So things are working out, huh?" "Yeah, you know, One day at a time." "That's good, Frank." "That's real good." "Did you get out today, Pop?" "You can't sit at that table all day." "You got to move." "You got to move." "You don't move, you die." "You hear me?" "And you got to eat the food that Mary puts out for you." "She's a good cook, Pop." "She costs too much." "Now, don't you worry about that, all right?" "I got a good job now; it pays good money so people like Mary can look after your old bones." "Hey, remember you used to chase after me on the boulevard?" "Thought I'd end up like Manny and T?" "Little Stanny did good, right, Pop?" "Because you're dirty." "What?" "Tell me." "Grandpop killed women, Dad." "He was the Nightingale Killer." "You think they wouldn't find out, 'cause it's a new school?" "Did you fight back?" " Was he supposed to just stand there, Rob?" " Excuse me?" "Hey." "Hey." "I get it." "I do." "I know how you feel." "But who grandpa is or was, that's not who we are." "And fighting back?" "I know how good that feels." "But violence, violence of any kind?" "Not who we are either." "Do you understand me?" "Yes, sir." "Come here." "Hi, Ma, I'm outside." "Sorry." "Traffic was awful." "But I'm heading up now." "Or maybe I should have paged..." "Doctor." "I'll see you in a sec." "It's awesome!" "Careful!" "What's gonna get her?" "I don't know." "Bears?" "If we're lucky?" "You keep an eye on peanut." "I'm gonna get all these bags here." "You think we're staying for two weeks or what?" "Maybe." "We could get snowed in." "Can you run a plate for me real quick?" "I promise it's the last thing I'll ever ask." "4, Nancy, tango, 0, 7, 7, 6." "Car's registered to a Doris Perkins." "Address here in Scarsdale." "Got a sec?" "What's up?" "Oh." "Wait a minute." "Let me guess." "You found a chink in the Nightingale case?" "You want to reopen the whole thing?" " Tear down my legacy?" " What?" "No, no." "The case file's good." "You're welcome." "No, I'm running down something else." "This red truck." "It's registered to a Doris Perkins." "Does that ring any bells from the Nightingale days?" "Uh, there was a blue pickup truck." "With a camper shell." "No, this one's definitely red." "And what makes you think it's connected to the Nightingale?" "It's connected to something." "I'm just not sure what." "Would you like to talk it through?" "Not yet." "I'd just sound like a crazy person at this point." "Thanks." "Don't mention it." "Miracella." "Now's not a great time." "I don't hate you, Frank." "I hated what happened to us, but..." "I don't hate you." "I can't." "And before things get any crazier, I just wanted you to know that." "Far as I'm concerned, you and I are square." "I appreciate that." "But, uh, you mind telling me how things are gonna get crazier?" "Come on, Frank." "It's a crazy world." "You know that." "Stuff happens." "I just wanted you to know that you don't have to worry 'bout me anymore." "'Bout any of it." "Okay." "I'm happy for you, Frank." "I am." "Hey." "Hi." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "Cheers." "And only you would know that she would love this." "Come on." "Who wouldn't, huh?" "You know, I'll admit." "I couldn't have pictured this, even a few weeks ago." "I was standing here thinking that same exact thing." "Hi." "Raimy Sullivan, NYPD." "Robbie Womack." "I'm sorry I didn't realize who you were." "I remember your dad." "And I sort of remember coming to your house when you were a kid, but... that time's kind of a blur for me." "I understand." "You said that truck outside is actually yours?" "Yeah." "Well, it's registered to my mother-in-law." "Doris Perkins." "I work for her landscaping business." "It's a company car." "Is there a problem?" "We're looking into a hit-and-run fatality in the area and checking trucks that match the description." "Can you tell me where you went today?" "Yeah." "Uh..." "I had a job in the morning." "Then I went to the hospital." "Center Street." "I was visiting my sister." "Your sister, Meghan?" "Yeah." "Okay, ladies, are we gonna fire up these hot dogs or what?" "Uh?" "Ah, no, you didn't!" "You know you can't get the party started without friends." "Oh, you got me!" "What's up, fella?" " How you doing?" "Good." " How you feeling?" " Welcome to the place." " I like it." "I like it." "It's crazy, ain't it, how things turn around?" "You know, a few days ago, I could see a world where the Nightingale case just swallowed me up." "Leah never seeing me, the kids..." "You really drove the bus on this one." "Yeah." "Me and Jules, we were, uh... hurtin' for a while there too, you know?" "You know, I'm sorry I didn't back you up, with Stan." "I just couldn't see a way out." "Man, we... we've both done things we're not proud of." " Right?" " Yeah." "But, hey, life's too short." "You know, look at it." "It's too good." " Let's just put it behind us, you know." " Yeah." "Move on." "Hey, kids, who's ready for some s'mores?" "Here you go." " Here you go, Raims." " For the ladies." "Guys be careful, okay?" "I remember that night." "Solomon and I ate about 47 marshmallows" " and froze our asses off." " Oh, come on." "You loved every minute of it." "You went all Frances Farmer on us when we wouldn't let you sleep out by the fire." "Listen, Dad." "Um..." "I ran into Robbie Womack." "We never killed the Deacon." "We never cut off the trunk." "What if the branches are starting to grow back..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hold on a second." "What exactly happened?" "Okay, the night I drove up to the cabin, when Robbie was stabbed..." "in that reality, there was a red truck following me." "I saw the same red truck yesterday." "It was Robbie's." "He was visiting Meghan at Mom's hospital." "Now, that's not a coincidence, that's fate, Dad." " It's happening again..." " No, no, no..." "Raimy, it can't be." "Okay, Deacon Joe's in prison." "There hasn't been a murder in 20 years." "Robbie lied to me." "He told me he was going to the cabin that night to see Meghan, but he was following me." "What, now I bump into him?" "Something is going on." "Why else would I be seeing ghosts from that timeline when mom was killed?" "Look, Raims, every time I close a case," "I see ghosts for years... witnesses, the sister of a suspect in the supermarket... it doesn't mean anything." "You need to go see Robbie and Meghan." " And say what?" " I don't know." "But we must have missed something." "This all just happened the last two days." "I'm just asking you to make sure it's buttoned up." "Okay." "Okay, I'll go see 'em, okay, for you." "But... you got to do something for me, please?" "What is it?" "You got your mom back, your fiancé." "Now, let me handle this." "Okay, you go be with them." "You did it, kiddo." "Go be happy." "Hi." "Can you sit down for a second?" "I wanted to... talk to you about something." "Okay." "That doesn't sound good." "Yeah, no, I've been meaning to bring it up for a while;" "it just, um, always seemed like a bad time." "If you're about to tell me there's someone else," " I'm gonna kill you." " No." "No, no, no." "God, no." "No." "This is about you." "Okay, that sounded..." "Uh..." "Just say it." "Look." "I respect your privacy, I really do." "You know, this is the rest of our lives." "And..." "I need to know that we can be open about everything." "Yeah." "Who's the man you've been talking to on the ham?" "Two months ago, your birthday, you said that you spoke to your dead father on the ham." "I also told you I was stressed out about a case;" " I wasn't sleeping." " Right." "So who've you been talking to ever since?" "I want to be open with you about everything." "But what if I asked you to trust me, that there was a reasonable explanation, but I can't tell you." "And you'd never tell me." "I don't think I could." "Now, the worst is over." "You're both safe, okay?" "But I'm not gonna lie; the trial is gonna get pretty personal, invasive." "Now, I'm gonna need to know that you're both up to this." "We've been waiting for this since we were kids." "I can do it." "Okay, this is gonna be especially hard for you, Rob." "Being the sole witness to your mother's murder, to any of the murders... you are the linchpin here, okay?" "So I'm gonna need you to be able to get up on that stand and tell the truth." "Can you do that?" "Can you... leave no doubt that Joe is a monster?" "Yeah." "He needs to pay for what he did." "And is there anything else that you're not telling us, anything you didn't tell the DA about Joe, about your mother's murder?" "Because any surprises in trial could jeopardize putting Joe away for life." "No." "Nothing." "Okay." "Okay." "It's gonna be okay." "I promise." "Hi, I'm Dr. Julie Sullivan." "Dr. Li was called away on a family emergency, and I'll be covering for him for the next few days." "And now Meghan has a new doctor, Julie Sullivan." "It's the same woman I tried to save 20 years ago." "I think it's a sign." "I need to start my work again." "And I saw her daughter too." "Are you insane?" "I've been rotting in this hole for the last 20 years." "For you." "You don't understand." "Julie said the cancer's spread all over Meghan." "It's in her lungs, in her liver, her bones." "Well, is she ready?" "Is Meghan's soul ready?" "Are you listening to me?" "Julie Sullivan was standing..." "Hey." "...right in front of me," "These women are sinners, even if they don't know it." "And I don't think I can stop," " not without Meghan." " You have stopped... for 20 years." "So you need to think about your family, everything that you've built." "I'm trying." "I can't lose her." "I died for you." "And you're telling me it's too hard for you to be free?" "Giving thanks to our Father, who has made you fit..." "And sharing in the inheritance of the holy ones in the light." " What's up, man?" " Hey, yo." "Some of the guys are talking about moving camp over to Dooley's." "No, you go ahead." "I'm gonna watch the Jets highlights and head home." "No, no, no, you're the man of the year here." "Ah, come on, you know how I hate being in the middle of those things." "Besides, it feels good to just sit here." "Be normal." "And, hey, I take my eyes off the Jets, and their season's a disasterpiece." "So I got to, you know..." "All right, man." "Bright and early?" " Be safe tonight." " Yes, sir." "Everything's coming up Sullivan, huh?" "Cheers." "Why don't you keep drinking, Stan?" "I told myself it wasn't personal, what happened at the shipyard..." "Nah, why would it be?" "Just trying to blow a guy's head off." "You know, there was a time I wondered," ""Am I a cop, or am I a janitor just cleaning out the gutters?"" "I see these dealers in their high-rise pads, and..." "I think," ""Why should they have more?" "Why should my family have less"" "You know?" "You're kidding me, right?" "Yeah, maybe you are on the wrong side." "Because you, you're so clean." "You got that sparkle." "I know you kidnapped the Deacon." "I talked to Julie's cousin with the auto body shop." "Set you up with a loaner while he fixed the one you took from the motor pool." "So what, you're gonna jam up the case?" "The Nightingale?" "You were gonna put a bullet in the Deacon's head." "Hey, I get it." "He's taking nurses, Julie's a nurse, somebody touches what's yours, you hit back." "You and I, we're not that different, Frank." "And you think this..." "this makes us even?" "I think the real bad guys are out there." "And that you and I, we know how to take care of 'em." "That's what I think." "We live three blocks from each other." "We were never friends." "I couldn't tell Daniel the truth." "What if it changed something?" "You did the right thing, Raims." "We can't risk it." "What if he can't live with it?" "I know I couldn't, not forever." "Maybe it's not forever." "I, um..." "I talked to Meghan and Robbie about the case." "We went over it." "It's tight." "Look, Raims, we could sit here and drive ourselves crazy for the rest of our lives." "You know, chasing ghosts, seeing signs in the wind but..." "We need to make sure Mom's safe." "I know that." "Raims, we got the Nightingale." "You... your mom is back." "Maybe we need to stop poking at what we already have before it breaks again." "What are you saying?" "You don't think we should talk about this stuff anymore or you don't think we should talk at all?" "Something to think about." "Look, Dad, we haven't really talked about this, but you're not here now." "You died in a car accident five years ago." "Okay." "But, um... your mom is." "You already saved me, Raimy." "I got everything that I've ever wanted." "I got... you." "I got your mother." "And we're good now." "We're a family." "We're safe." "You should be here with us now." "We can stop the accident." "We're not gonna decide anything tonight." "I don't want to give up on this either." "'Cause I don't know what I would do without you." "You do have me, Dad." "Yeah." "Yeah, I do." "I don't know if I can do it, Meg:" "get up in court and say Joe's a monster." "Robbie," "I know it's scary." "But he can't touch us." "And think about Mom." "But he's not a monster." "I'm not a monster." "Those women needed to be saved." "So Aunt Irene is gonna make the wedding after all." "What?" "You just seem pissed or about to cry." "I couldn't tell which." "It was a total crap day at work, hon." "Well, we have about 1,100 bottles of booze here." "Where do you want to start?" "I, uh..." "I had to tell a patient that she wasn't gonna make it." "She's younger than I am." "And the worst thing is, this woman and her brother, they've had so much tragedy in their lives already." "I loved Mom." "But she cheated on Joe." "She was never home." "She was going to hell, Meg." " Joe had to save her." " He murdered her!" "I couldn't understand it either, not for a long time." "Until I started seeing Larissa." "Larissa?" "It was that summer up at camp." "Joe had already sent you away," "I was totally alone." "We'd sneak away to see each other at night, even after the summer." "I thought Larissa was my salvation." "You slept with her?" "Robbie, you were 15..." "I loved her." "But she cheated on me." "She was a whore, just like Mom." "What kind of tragedy?" "You won't remember this, hon, but this woman she actually stayed with us when you were a kid." "Meghan Womack." "Yeah." "She's your patient?" "The only way to save them from their sins was to give them a good death." "I gave them all a good death." "You..." "You killed Larissa?" "I swear to you, it was a good thing, Meg." "I saved their souls." "Oh, my god." "All those women?" "I have to go." "No." " Stop." " You're you're scaring me." "I washed them in holy water." "I said the rosary!" "Stop!" "This can't be a coincidence." "I mean, what about Meghan's stepdad?" "Did she, um..." "Did she say anything about him?" "Who's Meghan?" "Meghan Womack, your patient." "I don't have a patient named Meghan." "Mom, are you high?" "We were just talking about her." "We were just talking about getting more champagne." "You said Gordo could pick it up." "Frank." "Frank, are you there?" "Dad!" "Oh, sorry." "One sec." " Hello." " Frank?" "I need to talk to you." "Something's gone really bad." "Okay, where are you?" "My apartment." "I'll be right there." "Um..." "Hey, I'm sorry." "Something just came up with a witness." "I got to go check on him." "But I promise you guys it won't take long." "Save me a piece." "Hey, and, Raims, put back the spare key." "I didn't take it!" "Robbie?" "Robbie, it's Frank!" "Robbie?" "_" "Meghan was Robbie's last victim." "And we never found him." "No." "Joe Hurley is the Nightingale." "He's been in prison for the last 20 years." "Yes, for the murder of his wife." "What about the other women..." "Larissa, Carmen?" "He turned himself in." "He had the mementos." "Yeah, that was crazy." "The guy tried to take the rap for his stepson." "It turned out the kid witnessed his mom's murder and killed four other women the same way." "Rosaries, holy water;" "the whole nine yards." "Then he finished with his sister." "How do you know Robbie's finished?" "How do we know?" "Because he stopped." "He hasn't been active for 20 years." "He's not done." "It's happening, now." "He's not done." " Raimy!" " Stan!" "Stan, it's Frank!" "Listen to me." "Deacon Joe is not the Nightingale." "It's the son, Robbie." "He's going after Jules, and she's not answering the phone." "Units are on their way, but you see this kid, you stop him, any means necessary." "You hear me?" "I'm there." "That was for my brother and my mom." "Oh, hey!" "You know what?" "Don't worry 'bout me." "I just been sitting out here guarding that spot for half an hour." "I'm sorry." "I completely forgot." "Seriously?" "Your own engagement party?" " That's nice, Raim." " Thank you." "You okay?" "CQ, CQ." "We're trying to reach the Space Shuttle "Atlantis."" "Or anybody." "All right, you little space cadets." "Dinner is served." "Ta-da!" "Did you both do your homework?" "No food till you do your homework..." "What?" "Robbie." "Everything okay?" "Hey, hey!" "There she is!" " Leah." " Hey." "Hey." "Need to talk?" "We should have eloped." "Mom." "Hey-hey!" "Listen." "Do me a favor." "Just don't go anywhere." "What's going on?" "Nothing." " Just promise me, okay?" " Yeah, promise." "How can I help you, honey?" "You can't help me." "I'm here to help you." "Oh, god." "CQ?" "CQ?" "Dad, are you there?" " Dad, I need to talk to you." " Who is that?" " Daddy's friend." " What?" "What do you mean you're here to help me, Robbie?" "He's the Nightingale, Julie." "Do you hear me?" "He's the Nightingale, and he is there to take you." "I'm gonna ask again." "Who is that?" "I don't know." "I swear to God I don't know." "Your name is Robbie Womack." "Your father confessed to crimes he didn't commit because you did, didn't you?" "You killed those women." "Somebody tell her to shut up." "You killed Larissa Abbot and Carmen Salinas." "I don't think you're the Nightingale, Robbie." "I know it was you." "Don't tell me I don't know who you are!" "Okay, I think you're a sweet kid." "You're a confused kid who I tried to help." "Let me help you, honey." "Hey, Gordo!" "No, no, no, no!" "Get down, get down, get down." "What did you do?" "What did you do?" "It's me who you want, right?" "It's me." "Take me." "Take me, okay?" "But leave them alone." "Do not hurt these kids, Robbie." "Don't." "Damn it, I know who you are." "Robbie Womack." "I am going to find you." "And I am going to kill you." "I will not save you." "I will not give you a good death." "It will be a very, very bad death when I find you." "Mom?" "No, no, no." "Let her go, Robbie!" "Let her go!" "Freeze!" "Freeze!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Come on." " Hey." " Hey." " Frank." " It's okay." " I'm okay." " You're okay." "Where's Raims?" "Where's Raimy?" " Hi." "All right." " Come on." "Okay, so what's it like, being the future Mrs. Lawrence?" "Oh, really?" "I'm changing my name now?" "Uh, yeah." "Can I see the ring?" "Whoa, hold up." "Hold up." "We need an ambulance." "We've got an active shooter on the ground." " It's okay." "It's okay." " Canvass the area." "Go!" "Go now!" "What are you doing?" "What are you standing there for?" "Let's go."

"Viktor." "We got her." "Gun." "You found us." "Come in, padre." "How you doing?" "You alright?" "Yeah." "This your friend's place?" "Yeah." "Denis." " Wait 'til you meet him." " He's hysterical." "You're gonna love him." "Yeah." "There he is." "How you doing, denis?" "Morning, man." "Yeah." "He's just tired, that's all." "Don't worry about that." "So?" "Looking for god?" "How'd it go?" "It's hard to say." "But for a first night?" "Was definitely interesting." "I met this woman." "No, not like that." "She was in trouble, so I helped her." "That's great." "Helping's nice." "Never mind." "Where's tulip?" "Tulip?" "She still sleeping?" "No, no, no." "She went out." "Out?" " Yeah." " Where?" " I dunno." " When?" "When what?" "Did she go out?" "Last night." "So she went out in the middle of the night and didn't say where or why or when she'll be back?" "Yeah." "Maybe you should call, just check in, make sure she's alright." "It's weird, isn't it?" "For tulip?" "It's pretty typical." "I'm gonna take a nap." "Bedroom's down the hall there." "Yeah." "Sleep tight." "Keep at it." "This might be one of those all day things." "So." "What are we gonna do with you?" "Hello?" "Hello." "Who's there?" "Projector malfunction." "Please stay put." "Projector malfunction." "Please stay put." "Projector malfunction." "What's going on?" "Please stay put." "The whole block's down?" "Most unusual." "Routine maintenance, I guess..." "Better get back to our hells." "They'll be back soon." "Yeah, run along granny goody two shoes." "I just don't want to get in trouble." "Hey, idiot!" "You're in hell!" "You're already in trouble!" "Hey!" "Leave her alone." "Holeee shit!" "My frickin' jeeezus, check out new guy!" "My god, dude!" "Alright, dude, I gotta ask you a question and you gotta be honest:" "Has anyone ever told you that your face is disgusting?" "It's like your face is one big giant sphincter." "I'm gonna put my meat in your mouth and have oral and anal at the same time!" "Alright, Tyler." "That is enough." "What?" "Nah, we're just having some fun." "Yeah." "Well, now the fun is over." "What if it isn't over, mein fuhrer?" "What if the fun's just beginning?" "What are we gonna do about that then?" "Go!" "Back to your hells!" "Quick!" "Once the machine starts, the doors lock." "You can come in my hell if you want." "Suit yourself." "But they will put you in the hole." "That was brave." "Sticking up for the gypsy." "You're Hitler." "Yes." "You started world war two." "I did, yes." "You killed like millions of people." "I did terrible things." "Here we go again." "Two of your best plum cakes please." "Eextra flaky crust!" "Danke!" " Guten tag..." " Elsa." "There you are!" "I just ordered plum cakes." "Yum." "Ii dropped by your house yesterday." "Did you?" "I, had to help my mother at the store." "Excuse me..." "Yes, of course." "My fault." " Guten tag." " Guten tag." "I'm sorry." "You were saying you were..." "You were helping your mother...?" "Adolf!" "See that man, with the hat?" "That's Herman hoehne, the gallery owner I told you about." "We are old friends." "You must show him your drawings." "Ach." "They're not ready." "That is what you always say." "You have such talent, you must..." "Communists." "They're all vermin." "They should be exiled." "Yes, I suppose so." "You disagree?" "The communists are scum, infiltrating our society." "Yes." "No." "Of course." "You are right, yes." ""Vermin," that is exactly right." "Well, they will get what's coming to them." "Would you like tea?" "I'm fine." "Thank you." "Go." "Show him your work." "Again?" "Your door will be open." "Go back to your cell now..." "While you still can." "What is your name by the way?" "Eugene root." "Welcome to hell, Eugene." "I'm sorry." "Here." "No more crying?" "Okay?" "'Cause crying isn't gonna fix this." "I brought you in." "I trusted you, made you a part of my family." "And in return you made a fool out of me." "I'm sorry." "I don't know what else to say..." "Well, you better think of something 'cause "sorry" isn't gonna fix this either." "Excuse me, boss." "He's conscious again." "Not sure how long we'll have him." "Walk around, clear your head, and when I ask you again, give me a better answer." "Hey tulip." "Hey pat." "You've forgotten us, haven't you?" "You moved on." "Your life continued." "But others weren't so lucky." "The waters went down, but the pain rose, the grief continued..." "I lost my house, my clothes, everything." "Asked the federal government for help... but you know how that goes." "What is this?" "Infomercial." "No tulip?" "What, she..." "She hasn't called you?" "Why would I ask if she's here if she called?" "Yeah." "No." "Right." "It... it'd just be weird." "Den?" "Denis?" "After my daddy..." "Padre." "Padre, denis." "Thank you for letting us stay." "It's... it's a beautiful place." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "It's just..." "That's just French." "Right." "Gonna grab something to eat and then we'll go." "Whwhat?" "Wait... where we going?" "Jazz clubs." "We still got 137 more to see." "Yeah, but what..." "What about tulip?" "What about her?" "Are you... are you not wondering where she is?" "I know exactly where she is." "You do?" "We're in a fight." "So she's out somewhere being mad at me." "Being mad at you?" "Yeah." "Shopping, shoplifting." "Cheating at cards." "Calling off marriages." "Yeah, but, man, she..." "She never said anything like that to me, though." "She just got up and left without saying a word." "Do you know what I mean?" "Right." "'Cause we're in a fight." "But I..." "Anyway, this woman last night?" "She told me about some secret organization with designs on world domination?" "You know about that?" "Yeah." "Sure, which one?" "Is it z.O.G.?" "Rosicrucians, reptilians?" "Secret society of alien lizards." "They impersonate celebrities in an attempt to take over the planet through popular culture." "Is that it?" "No." "Right." "The one I was told about, the guys were wearing white suits." "Yeah?" "They drive white vans." "Maybe some sort of religious organization?" "White suits." "I don't know about that, padre." "It sounds pretty fake to me." "White vans." "In position." "We're living under a bridge, and I work three jobs just to keep a tarp over our heads." "I used to go to prostitutes." "Now, I am one." "I thought things couldn't get worse than a category five hurricane..." "But for me, Katrina was the beginning..." "My... my god." "JjJesse!" "Jess!" "What is it?" "Jesse, come and have a look!" "Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!" "It's bloody god from your church." "Since the levee broke I've been tested again and again..." "Look." "See?" "I lost my wife, lost my insurance and now I'm mentally ill." "It's the guy from the church." "But no matter the tragedy," "I still believe that people are good, and that's what helps me sleep at night." "How do you sleep at night?" "Hi, I'm Frankie muniz." "I'm not homeless, and neither are they." "We're all actors." "Frankie muniz." "Huge talent." "But Katrinarelated homelessness is real." "So when it comes time to give... what do we say?" "Don't forget!" "Fake god." "He's an actor." "Fake god is a local actor." "It's only this block that's on the Fritz, right?" "That's correct." "Bulb's almost brandnew, so that can't be it." "It has to be electrical." "Could be mechanical." "Could be the fan." "Could be a lot of things." "Did you leave the room right now?" "No." "This going to take a while?" "Maybe a full reset." "Come with me." "This actor could answer lots of questions." "Like what?" "Like, why'd they hire him?" "Does he look like god?" "Does he act like god?" "Maybe god hired him." "Alright." " Hello?" " Hi." "We looked online." "Yyou represent an actor here?" "A "mark hairlik"? "Harelic"?" "From the Katrina commercials?" "Harelik." "Do you have an appointment?" "Nope." "Alright." "Coming." "Hey guys!" "How you been?" "Hey, Jimmy, you still playing with this guy?" "He will rob you blind..." "Something smells good." "Pete, Nick... please." "I know I messed up bigtime..." "We need more salt." "There's still no word from tulip?" "That's weird, isn't it?" "You're not worried." "That's good." "Why would I be worried?" "Well, if I had a girl like tulip" "I'd be worried day and night, man." "If you had a girl like tulip you'd be wasting your time." "If there's one thing tulip O'Hare can do, it's look after herself." "Hey, guys." "Teddy gunth." "Yep." "Sorry about the wait." "It's pilot season so crazy busy, but how can I be of help to you?" "You represent a mark harelik?" "I do." "Huge talent." "Tell me... what exactly are you looking for?" "We're looking for mark harelik." "We have a few questions for him." "Right, right." "Okay, so," "I'm hearing tall..." "Jewish..." "Right, maybe kinda soulful." "You guys definitely came to the right place." "Um, let me ask you something." "Does it have to be European white or can it be maybe hispanic?" "And the only reason why I ask this, right, is because I just signed this Cuban guy." "D... so good." "No, no, just tell us where he is." "See, it doesn't really work that way, boss." "You want access to a Teddy gunth client..." "Gotta go through Teddy gunth." "Now what is this project?" "It's "game of thrones."" "And are we talking guest star or something larger?" "It's reoccurring." "But there's a chance he'll get up to series regular if he's goodlike." "You know what I mean?" "I want premium cable rate." "$15,000 per episode." " Done." "And per diem, plus round trip airfare, first class." "Business." "Nice try." "This is hbo." "No one's made of money, gunth, alright?" "Even dinklage flies business." "Christ." "Really?" "Yeah." " Done." " Excellente, gunth." "Alright." "Now, we need to arrange a costume fitting immediately." "Where the hell is he?" "Who?" "Harelik?" "No idea." "What on earth do you mean, gunth?" "Hold on." "Hold on." "Let me show you this Cuban guy..." "We don't want the Cuban guy, gunth!" "I get that..." "We don't want him." "We want harelik, or there's no deal here, alright?" "I don't know where he is." "For god's sake." "He's ridiculous, this man." "I got him this gig." "Moment he got it, never heard from him again." "The Katrina commercial?" "No." "No, no, no." "That was over a year ago." "This was, - this was some out of town understudy thing for some larger than life type character, like, um..." "Like a mob boss or an emperor or something." "Or god." "Yeah, that was it." "It was god." "And who hired him?" "Who was behind this?" "Who knows?" "Voices on a phone, right?" "Great." "I'll tell you this much, though..." "Snooty freakin' bastards." "'Cause I remember, I told 'em to send me his audition tape 'cause I wanted it for, like, his actor reel, right?" "They told me to pound sand." "Yeah." "Teddy gunth!" "So I told them, "you listen to me right now."" "You send me his goddamn audition tape right now, or I'm gonna have screen actors guild on you so fast," ""your shoes are gonna curl."" "And believe me, that got their attention." "They sent it to you, this tape?" " Yeah." " What's on it?" "Are you crazy?" "I didn't watch it." "Have you ever seen an actor's audition?" "Nobody watches them." "This is a waste of time." "It's ridiculous." "It's making me furious." "Hbo's gonna hear about this, gunth!" "I tell you what... this tape?" "Do you have a copy?" "." "What do you mean he's gone?" "How could that happen?" "Who let him out?" "Well someone better find him or we'll have to answer to you know who." "Jesus." "You're new, so here's a little background." "When this place was initially conceived and constructed, no one had any idea the kind of numbers we'd be getting." "Obviously we have issues of overcrowding, we're underfunded, and sometimes the machine breaks down." "We'll have you back to your hell soon enough." "Until then, I'm gonna put you in holding with the others." "And this is what you need to consider..." "Lots of first timers, they get very excited when their hells break down." ""Let's take a break, put our feet up, it's vacation time."" "you know what I do with them?" "No ma'am." "I put them in the hole." "You think your worst memory is bad?" "You think that's torture?" "We can make it worse." "One more thing." "I've been reviewing your hell." "You seem like a nice young man." "Sweet." "Kind." "Loyal." "Thank you." "That kind of behavior will not be tolerated here." "Do you understand?" "Yesh ma'am." "This is hell:" "Act accordingly." "We will be watching." "Hey Allie." "How you doing?" "You got so big?" "Those bracelets are pretty." "You make them?" "I hope my father kills you." "Um..." "Mark harelik." "Sixtwo." "Gunth management." "When you're ready." "Okay." "Um..." "Let me just ask..." "Is... is there..." "Who am I talking to in this scene?" "'Cause it's not... it's not quite clear from the script." "Could be the heavenly host or different angels calling up from earth." "Your goal is to reassure the faithful, et cetera." "Okay." "Alright." "Alright." "Got it." "Hahhhhhh." "Okay." "Who are you?" "I am the Alpha and the omega..." "Could I start one more time, please?" "That..." "I didn't..." "Sure." "Go ahead." "I am the Alpha and the omega, and the bright morning star." "I am the lord, your god." "My children, why have you called me?" "That was great." "Can we move on to the other scenes?" "Let's try the empathy with sufferers scene." "Empathy with sufferers." "Right." "The lord your god has heard your lamentations, your wailing..." "Rest well, my child." "Your suffering is my suffering." "I shall soothe your pain and dry your tears." "Your suffering is my suffering." "That just kills me." "He's pretty good." "Hold on." "Your, last scene?" "Scary prophecy." "Whenever you're ready." "Hear me!" "Hear me and tremble and know the signs of the world to come!" "Look for the changes, for things impossible." "The dying land, the falling sky, the beasts of the field thrown into confusion." "Look for the days to shorten, look for the darkness to grow and look for the wicked to know my wrath!" "Excellent, thank you." "I pushed that last part." "Don't you think?" "I mean, lit's not as scary if he's trying to be scary." "You know..." "You know what I'm saying?" "I agree with that." "You understand it's an openended arrangement?" "There's no outdate." "Yes." "Yes." "And you're okay with that?" "Well, I..." "Gosh, I've been thinking about this for a... a long time." "Obviously, it's a..." "It's a big commitment." "But," "It's the role of a lifetime." "In that case, congratulations." "You've got the part." "Yes!" " Aah!" " Ooh." "Holy shite!" "They killed him!" "They had to." "Only way to get him to heaven." "Alright, so..." "God's an expert crier and he yells a lot." "Well, we kinda knew that already." "Weird though, right?" "Well, if it isn't weird then they changed the definition while I wasn't bloody looking." "No, no." "We're here." "Fake god was from here." "And other people are looking for god here?" "Yeah." "That's weird." "Right." "I vote we call it a day." "Let's ring tulip, see what she's up to." "I feel like I'm missing something... something really obvious." "I'm sure you are." "Looking for a gun?" "In the ol' gun safe maybe?" "Yeah..." "We changed the combo a month ago." "Hey, marte." "Let me go." "No." "Let me go, Viktor, or I swear to god," "I will blow your brains out." "Yeah?" "So do it." "Come on." "Now's your chance." "Do it." "Alright, alright." "That's enough." "Want me to have a crack at her, boss?" "No thank you, pat." "Leave her to me." "Show me your saggies." " Mnhmnh." " Come on..." "Show me..." "Just... just one time." "Hey!" "Speak English." "English!" "What is wrong with you?" "Hello." "How was your chat with superintendent mannering?" "Fine." "Fine, was it?" "Ja." "Good." "What is the use of a puzzle book if all the answers are filled in?" "But I suppose that is exactly their point, then, isn't it?" ""No rest for the wicked."" "You don't seem that bad." "Anymore." "At least to me." "I mean..." "Are you?" "Am I what, Eugene?" "Bad?" "Hey, look!" "It's new guy!" "And he brought his anal face!" "What you guys doin'?" "Just talkin', catching' up?" "Tyler." "What?" "I like talking." "He can talk to me too." "Say something, like, um, um..." "Spaghetti." "Er, no, no, no, no." "No, Mississippi!" "S... say Mississippi." "Come on ass face, say Mississippi." "Say it." "Stop!" "Yeah?" "Or what?" "Just..." "Don't." "What happened to you, Hitler?" "You used to be..." "Hitler." "I mean, what happened to the blitzkrieg and the sieg heils?" "!" "Remember sieg heil?" "Sieg heil!" "Nein." "Please, Tyler." "Viol..." "Down goes Hitler!" "Down goes Hitler!" "Come on, who else wants a piece of some fascist ass?" "!" "Hey." "Hey!" "Wait!" "Sieg heil!" "A long time." "Obviously, it's a..." "It's a big commitment." "Alright, Jess, can we just..." "But," "It's the role of a lifetime." "Jess." " In that case, congratulations." " You've got the part." "Yes!" "There." "See?" "!" "Corner of the screen, you can just make out a hand." " Jess..." " If I could just magnify that," "I could find out whose hand it is." "Jesse." "Jess." "Jess!" "What?" "What is it?" "Ii think tulip's in trouble." "Ii don't know." "What?" "Bollocks." "I wasn't supposed to say, alright?" "Supposed to say what?" "I've been hinting all day long, and you just..." "You haven't been listening." "You haven't been picking up on it." "Okay, well, I'm picking up on it now." "What are you talking about?" "Shshshe told me... she told me she could handle it and under no circumstances am I to tell you, so I..." "Where is she?" "Padre, I want to tell you, but she made me promise that I..." "Where is she?" "!" "My problem is, I went crazy in high school, tried everything I could get my hands on." "Gel, mousse, powder." "I think my follicles..." "They just gave up." "That's a real thing." "Follicles... they..." "They give up." "Can I help you?" "This Viktor kruglov's place?" "This is private property, pal." "Get lost." "Open the gate." "Sit down." "Don't move." "Where's tulip?" "I don't know." "Nobody move." "It happens sometimes." "Heart gives out." "It's an art, not a science." "You're awake." "Good." "I don't know what you did to the guys out there." "But I am definitely curious." "Choices." "Hardest part of the job." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Where is she?" "Bedroom." " Jesse." " Who the hell..." "Jesse!" "It's okay." "Jesse don't!" "Jesse!" "Jesse, you can't kill him." "He's my husband."

" Guys, meet the newest member of Truck 81, Stella Kidd." " I just split with my hubby and I'm really enjoying the solo life." " Hi." "I'm Casey." " A little free advice." "You're in Chicago politics now." "There's no shallow end." " It's not what I signed up for." "You run a clean clean campaign, you get creamed." "Run a dirty one, well, you lose your soul." " Even more reason why the city needs you." " Mr. Becks." " Mr. Casey." "Are you here to concede?" " Actually, I wanted to see your face the first time you realized you were gonna lose to me." "[dramatic music]" " Squad 3, Ambulance 61:" "carbon monoxide investigation, 5708 Forsten Avenue." "♪ [engine turns over]" " What do we got, lieutenant?" " Carbon monoxide alarm." "Security company called the owners to make sure they were okay." "Couldn't get an answer." "[siren wailing]" "♪" "♪ [indistinct radio chatter]" "♪" " Fire department!" "Anybody home?" " Get us in there." " Strike." "♪" "[indistinct radio chatter] [device pinging]" " What are we dealing with?" "[device pinging]" " 1700 ppm." " Okay, everybody, masks on." "Truck, get in there." " Otis, get the windows open." "Air this place out." "Herrmann, Kidd, first floor." "Dawson, upstairs with me." " Copy that." "[masks hissing]" " Fire department!" "Call out!" "[tense music]" "♪" " Fire department!" "Anyone here?" "♪" " Fire department!" "Call out!" " Otis, vent that." "♪" "All clear downstairs." " House is clear, chief." " Copy." "Severide, you find the leak?" " Not yet, chief." "♪ [device pinging]" "Found it." "It's a multi-purpose chimney down in the basement." " Furnace is connected to the flue right here." "If this thing's all jammed up, the carbon monoxide will just come back down." "♪ [grunts]" "♪" "All right, everything's all intact in here." "[grunts]" " Yeah, the blockage is probably higher up." "We'll get it from outside." " Yeah." " Hey, Casey, we're gonna need the aerial." "Chief, we're coming out." " I bet it's another pigeon." "[indistinct radio chatter]" "♪" " Talk to me, Severide." " We're gonna need to call this one in." "♪" "Oh, man." " You guys ever see something like this?" " Not personally, but one time 48, they--they found a dead body, years ago." "Turned out to be a burglar, or...an attempted burglar." " What do you think happened there?" " You'll sleep better if you don't know." "[drill buzzing] [tense music]" "♪" " Oh, good Lord." "It's a child." "The wrapping's undone at the bottom." " Looks like a beach towel." " You see that there?" " Yeah." " Where the wall's cleaner?" " Uh-huh." " It looks the kid was stuck there for a while." "Body decomposed, shifted, fell down the flue." " Looks like the towel's holding the body together." " Won't much longer." "♪ [groans]" "♪ [indistinct radio chatter]" " Lieutenant." "Stop right there, please." "Detective Bianca Holloway, Area South Homicide." "Who authorized the extraction?" " Your forensics guy back there already took a bunch of photos." " I assure you, Detective, unless he thought it was absolutely necessary." " Body was falling apart." " You just compromised my crime scene." "Help the lieutenant bag the victim in one piece then finish securing the scene." " I'm gonna need a statement from you." " Lieutenant." " I got it." " Excuse me." "♪" " All right." "Everyone, listen up!" "After we eat, I want everyone to make sure your bottle is topped off at 4,500 psi." "If not, change it out." "Run the saws, top them off with fuel." "And after that, we're gonna do one hour of raising ground ladders." " So, it's what, a week until the alderman election?" " [laughs softly]" " Six days." "And if Casey's gonna beat Becks in the polls, we need all hands on deck." " How much of a lead does Becks have?" " He's up like 5%." "It's close." " You know what they call the guy who comes in second place?" " I can always count on you for a pep talk, Herrmann." "we're gonna throw an election party at Molly's." " No, we're not." " Of course we are." " What if I lose, and we're all sitting around there" " Hey, you'll be sitting around like a sucker." "I'll be drinking and having fun." " You know what they call what you just did?" "Anticipatory negativity." "And I don't roll with that." "You are gonna win and we are having a party." "Herrmann, get on it." " Who's gonna pay for it?" "All right." "We'll work it out." " Mouch, can you keep me updated on the polling predictions?" "The rest of you, there's 50,000 people in this ward." "Half of them don't even know when election day is." "Make sure they do." " Mm, telemarketing!" "Yes!" "Cross that off my bucket list." " Kelly." "Detective Holloway called about getting your statement." "You need to write one up." " Alderman." "No, no, al-der-man." "Correct." "He's like a city council member, but with a stupid name." " Listen, you crooked, underhanded reptile, you got no honor, you know that?" "My wife is the head of the PTA." "You're done." " Hey, Herrmann, are you nuts?" "Dawson will skin you alive." " What, relax." "It was a personal call." "I got problems with the Barney rental I got for Annabelle's birthday party." " Oh, that's so sweet." "How old is she gonna be?" " Eight." "You get what you get, and you don't get upset." "Now this jagoff is saying that he's double booked." " You know, I got a guy." " Yeah?" " He's a musician, looking to make the switch to, you know, kid-friendly." " What kind of musician?" " Like pop punk." " Like the kind of band your ex-husband is in?" "Yeah." " Okay, listen." "Grant is trying to start over." "He just needs a chance to break in." " Why would you break up with the guy and then try to take care of him?" " Be glad you don't know." " Herrmann, please." " Stella, I can't hire your broken-down ex for my only daughter's birthday." " He'll do it for free, as long as he gets to record it." " Deal." " Casey, you need to see this." " [clears throat] Yes, hi." "I'm Jimmy Borelli, calling on behalf of Matthew Casey." " We have Alderman Colin Becks, who's up for reelection." "He's here answering your questions." "@MiltR3755 on Twitter wants to know, what's the difference between you and your opponent, Matthew Casey?" " Oh, simple." "I gave up my law career to serve." "Lieutenant Casey plans to work full-time for the Chicago Fire Department, even if he's elected." " Aren't there other officials in Chicago pulling double duty in two city-funded positions?" " Well, look, Illinois is one of three remaining states where dual mandates are still legal, but it's frowned upon, for good reason." "Matt Casey is essentially trying to pick the taxpayers' pockets twice." "[dark music]" " Well, that ain't good." "♪" " Hey, Casey." " What?" " Chief's looking for you." "And...heads up, Chief Tiberg is with him." "♪" " The CFD won't tolerate a double-dipping firefighter in our ranks." " I understand, sir." "That's why I'll defer the alderman's salary if I'm elected to office." " Are you sure that's what you want to do?" "Because that sort of thing you can't take back." " I'm not doing this for the money." "Especially if it means accepting it would jeopardize me being a firefighter." " So you plan to stay on active duty, even if you win?" " Yes, sir." "As you know, most firefighters have other jobs on their off days." "I've run a successful construction business" " Lieutenant Casey has not missed a beat since the campaign began, chief." " No?" " No." " I've reviewed 51's company journal." "How many shifts would you say that you switched or stepped out on since starting your campaign?" " Too many." "But the campaign events are done with." "It's not gonna be a problem going forward." " I'm holding you to that." " Please do." "♪" " I'm working on it." " Owners of the house were up in Kenosha." "They just moved in five months ago." "M.E. thinks the Baby Doe's been there a few years." "Photos of the chimney's interior." "I wanted to see if there's anything that might catch your eye." " [sighs]" "You got an I.D. on the body yet?" " Clothes were stripped and we don't have any dental matches." " Besides the bones, everything looks normal." "Metal left over from burning scrap wood." "[dark music]" " You see something?" "♪" " I think I know who this is." "♪" " Come on, chief..." "You remember Courtney Harris?" " Yes, of course." " Well, I'm pretty damn sure it was her body that we found the chimney." " Who's Courtney Harris?" " Little girl, wandered away from her parents' lake house in North Kenwood during a party." " I have an uncle that lives nearby." "I know a ton of folks in the area." "We were off shift, but chief, everyone here on squad went out to help out in the search." " Squad lieutenant called it off on day three, figured the current had pushed the body out to deeper water." " Courtney's description included a Saint Nicholas pendant." "I remember because her mom told me." "That's it, chief." "That's her necklace." " North Kenwood is over ten miles away from this morning's call." " Well, then, somebody transported the body, obviously." "I'm telling you, it's her." "That's why we never found her." "She wasn't in the lake." " Okay." "I'll look into it." "[door opens, closes]" " Kelly." "We're not sure of anything yet." " So how long has Grant been playing kids' music?" " He hasn't." "But he wants to." "I mean, he never said that he wants to, but this is what he needs." " And what is he currently doing now?" " He is living off me." " I...oh." " Yeah." " Oh...here he comes." " Jeez, okay." " You look--you're good, yeah." " Okay, thank you." "Hey, Grant." "So..." " Kids' party?" " New beginnings." "Remember, we talked about this?" "I think it's gonna be great." " No, no, no, I'm not some glorified rent-a-clown with a guitar." " [sighs]" " Okay, all right, all right." "Stella." "[playful music]" "♪" "I'll do it." "But under one condition." " What?" " You give me another chance." "I said I'd do anything to get you back, right?" "I said that." "If this party will prove that, then I'm gonna" " Okay, okay, just, just, just" " What?" "All right." "Just, just, just, just wait." "Stella Bella." "It's going to the best damn show those little bastards ever saw." "♪" " Extended three to five rungs above the roof line gives your extension ladder more stability, and it's, you know, easier to see in smoky conditions." " Hey, can you...?" " Mm-hmm." " That's right." "Great, right there." " So, that's Amy Bell, from the "Sun-Times,"" "so you can get the word out about the double-dipping thing." " Amy Bell." " Hi." " "Sun-Times." Great to meet you." " Matt Casey." "Thanks for coming over." " Gabriela said you had some news regarding your campaign?" " I wanted to announce" "I'll be deferring the alderman's salary if elected." " And what inspired that decision?" " There's still families Alderman Becks hasn't helped out after the tornado." "They need it more than I do." " Is that one of the issues you'll be bringing up in the final debate?" " The final debate was last week." " Alderman Becks' campaign told us one more debate was being set right before the election." " Um...this is the first I've heard of it." " Do you mind if we go inside to talk?" "I'm freezing." " I do, actually." "This is my real job." "We're running drills." " So, being an alderman isn't a real job to you?" "[dark music]" " Well, you know what he meant." " Okay." "I'll pop back around later, if that's okay." " Sure." " Yeah." "Thanks." "♪" "Let's go." "Back at it." "♪" "Squad 4 sent this incident report over for you." "Date says it's, like, six years old, though." " Thanks." " Courtney Harris." "This got anything to do with the Baby Doe we found?" " Maybe." " Oh, yeah." "I remember this case." " Yeah, from reading the newspaper." "But we were in the lake." " Well, excuse me for not being squad-certified back then, Capp." " Let's go gas up." " Let's go." " I got a copy of Squad 4's report on Courtney Harris." "It mentions a fight on the docks." "It was between Courtney's dad and her uncle." "It may not be anything, but I figured you'd want to take a look at it." " I just got an update from the M.E." "She determined the cause of death." "Someone snapped Baby Doe's neck in half." " So what's next?" " A lot of things." "And I've been trying to get a hold of Courtney Harris's parents, but no luck." "Their numbers have changed a few times apparently." " I can look into that." "Like I said, I know a lot of people in that area." " Yeah, if you could get me their numbers, that would be great." "We need to match their DNA against the Baby Doe's." "I'm telling you, this is Courtney Harris." " Time will tell." " How much time?" " I've got it from here, lieutenant." "♪" " That's Courtney Harris." "♪" " Hey, Grant emailed me." " He's super excited." " Yeah, he seems it." "Uh...he included his, uh... backstage rider." " What's that?" " It's a list of requests." "Separate room to change, with a shower." " What" " Sparkling water, iced." "Six-pack of beer, iced." " Okay, well" " Aahp." "Three lemons." " Mm-hmm." " Pretzels, preferably Bavarian" " You know what, just don't even worry about any of that." "Just carve out a little space for him to perform, and he'll be there." "I guarantee it." " Well, Amy was right." "Some community group, Citizens of Neighborhood Development, put the debate together and they're claiming that one of their interns forgot to notify us." " When?" " During next shift." "6:00 p.m." " We got to move it." " Local news coverage is already secured." "We move it, Becks spins it to make us look bad." " Hey, we got you covered here, lieutenant." " Yeah, I appreciate that, but I gave Chief Tiberg my word." " This debate is your last shot to get voters back on your side." "You skip this, you're handing Becks the win." " So be it." " Matt, it's one shift." " No, it's way more than that." "When everyone here talked me into running for alderman," "I was told it was a side job." ""It's one meeting a month." Do we remember this?" "I've done the cocktail parties, I've gotten the message out." "I had to prevent myself from kicking Becks' teeth in when he dragged me and my mom's name through the mud." " I" " If that's not enough at this point, then it's a wrap." "I'm a firefighter first." "I'm not ducking out on another shift." "[dark music]" " I don't know why he's just flushing it down the drain." " At least he's got a job." " He's so close and he's worked so hard and he's the right man to be alderman." " Who is ready for a shot?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "[pop music playing]" " Is that bubblegum-flavored vodka?" " Yeah, I don't drink straight vodka." "I think it tastes like nail polish remover." " I said the same thing the first time I saw it." "It's not bad." " Fine, pour it." " Ladies, to Al Gore, who also finished second in his election, but went on to grow a really nice beard and alert us all to the dangers of climate change." " To Al Gore." " To Al Gore." "♪" " Mmm." " Told you." " So, how did Grant's band break up?" " Okay, so Grant's drummer got caught sleeping with the bass player's fiancé." "And..." "I sound just like Grant." "Wow." "They didn't make it." "Like 99% of all the other bands." " You think he'll ever change?" " He doesn't have to change." "He just has to grow up." "I did." " Do you still love him?" "♪" " [sighs]" "He's got to show me something first." "♪" "If he does, who knows?" "♪ [dog barks in distance]" " Emma Harris?" "I'm not sure if you remember me." " Lieutenant Severide, of course I do." "Come in, it's freezing out here." "So, what brings you all the way out here?" " A friend of mine has been trying to-- to get a hold of you guys." "She left a few messages for your husband." "I-I just wanted to make sure that you got them." " I haven't talked to Eli in five years." "He moved back to Michigan after the divorce." "Who's your friend?" " Here you go." "Give her a call." " Detective-- is this about Courtney?" " I'm not 100% positive." " Oh, my God, it is, isn't it?" "Is there an update?" "Did they find her?" " They're just looking for some information." " Kelly, the weekend Courtney disappeared, it poured the whole time." "I said I wasn't leaving the docks until we found her." "You drove your car down so I'd have some place dry to sit." "I've never forgotten that." "Please, tell me what's going on with my little girl." "[dramatic music]" " Yeah, I know where his office is, Connie." " Detective Holloway says she got a phone call from Courtney Harris's mother." " She said you stopped by for a visit, told her we found a body that might be her daughter's." "You said you'd get me her number." " I know." "I went there, I gave her yours, but she knew something was up." "I told her it was only a possibility and not to get her hopes up." " There are protocols, Kelly." " I know." "I screwed up, okay, but... at least we got the ball rolling here a little bit." " By filling her with false hope?" "We don't even have a DNA match yet." " There's your DNA." "That's Emma's." "To test Courtney's body." " Great." "And your name will be added to the Detective Supplementary Report to confirm the chain of custody of the brush, since your DNA may have contaminated the sample." " Fine." "And Emma said that she's available anytime you want her to come down." "For anything." " If you're wrong about this, are you gonna be the one who goes to Emma's house to tell her it was someone else's kid?" " Absolutely." " Wow." " Kelly." "Listen to her." " Yes, chief." "The Harrises used to live a couple streets over from my uncle." "They used to go to his barbecue every summer." "The last time I saw Courtney," "I was helping her dad at the grill while she and my little cousin played in the backyard." "They used to have this-- this really nice house on the corner." "They were always planting flowers or taking care of the lawn." "After the search got called off, they stopped." "My uncle... [somber music]" "♪" "He did his best to... to try and help with the upkeep." "But it was... it was like the life got sucked out of the place." "The flowers died, the grass turned brown, and by the time they sold it, the whole yard was just weeds and dead leaves." "♪" "That's what I was thinking when I went to see Emma." "♪" " Hey, turn it up, Mouch." " Can you comment on Matthew Casey not attending tonight's debate?" " Once again, Matthew Casey's actions illustrate" "If he can't show up for a debate, how can we count on him to show up when his community needs him?" "[alarm blaring]" " Truck 81, Ambulance 61:" "victim down, trapped, 7003 Victoria Boulevard." "[siren wailing] [suspenseful music]" "♪" " Please...help." " Yeah." " Tomas, he's stuck underneath." " Lieutenant Casey, Amy Bell from the "Sun-Times."" " Not now." "♪" " The car fell off the lift." "We couldn't stop it." "Tomas was working underneath." " Okay." "[man grunting and panting]" "♪" "Tomas." " He can't speak English." " Spanish?" " Yeah." " Dawson." " Tomas." "[speaking Spanish]" "Okay?" " [speaking Spanish]" " The car is crushing his diaphragm." "He's breathing, but if his rib cage fractures" " Kidd, grab the airbags." "Herrmann, Otis, find something to stabilize this car." "Dawson, keep him talking." " Tomas?" "[speaking Spanish] requesting squad assistance to shore up a vehicle." " Sending Squad 2, currently en route." "♪" " [speaking Spanish]" " Whoa, whoa, whoa" " Aah!" " Shocks are going." "Main, ETA on that squad company?" " Squad 2 is five minutes out." " Airbags, good to go." " Everybody, back up." "I'm going to pull him out once we inflate." " Up on blue." "Up on red." " [panting]" " Whoa." "Come on." " [groaning]" " Matt!" "[dramatic music]" "♪" " We're good!" "[grunting]" " [screaming]" "♪" " All right, all right." " [groaning]" " Hang on, sir, stay still." " [speaking Spanish]" " [speaking Spanish]" " Let me see." "Looks superficial." "You okay?" " Yeah, I'm good." " Okay." " Up on three." "Ready?" "One, two, three." "[grunting]" "♪" " Hey." "Nice save, lieutenant." "♪" " Boom." " Oh." "[laughter]" " Hey, lieutenant." "I saw your call went sideways." " Saw?" " Must have been Amy." " At least she got my good side." " There are no bad sides." "[laughs]" " Can you find your way to Chief Boden's office, lieutenant?" " Yeah, I can, thank you, Connie." " So...you were right." "Body belongs to Courtney Harris." " Have you spoken to Courtney's mother recently?" " You told me to back off." "I did." " Emma was supposed to come by over an hour ago, but she backed out last minute." "Wouldn't say why and she wouldn't answer my calls." "I went by her house and knocked, and she wouldn't answer the door." "She trusts you." "If you could go talk to her, maybe tell her she can trust me?" " Grant, where the hell are you?" "Would you please just call me or text me back?" "[party music playing]" " Hey, does Grant know that in order to play music at Annabelle's birthday party, he actually has to be here?" " Yes, yes." "Just give me a few more minutes." "I-I'm gonna text him right now." "♪" " I-I'll just..." "It's..." "I'm..." "Any luck?" " I have called him ten times." " Stella, I think that means he's not coming." "♪" " Okay, okay." "I need a pen and a big piece of paper." " Okay." " Okay, gather around, boys and girls!" "Molly's Junior happy hour is now open!" "Whoo!" "Here we go." "Whoo!" "Okay." "Who wants a root beer float, huh?" "[children clamoring]" "Oh, all right." "Okay." " Okay, so what is this?" " Molly's Junior." "Some root beer floats." "There we go." " I guess it's better than nothing." " Okay." "Here you go, kids." " Because you wouldn't let me go down to the boats." " Stop trying to make me the bad guy." "Courtney was my family too." "You're too emotional to think straight." " You're being ridiculous." "The whole conspiracy with this is absurd." " I'm trying to protect you." " You're being paranoid." "[dog barking in distance]" " Hey." " Hey, I just stopped by to see how you are doing." " Thank God you're here." "Can you talk some sense into my brother?" "[dark music]" "I don't know if you remember my brother, David." " Yeah, I do." "♪" "I just talked to Detective Holloway and she said that you're not returning her calls." "Everything okay?" " She's not talking to the cops." "You ever seen "Making a Murderer"?" " David, I want to know what happened to Courtney." " I know you do." "But you can talk to them." "You know what they'll say?" "They'll say you went crazy 'cause Eli was stepping out behind your back." "They'll know that he didn't want to have kids." "They'll say that you snapped Courtney's neck because you couldn't handle being a mother, and then what?" "Look at all those parents whose kids disappeared." "They spend years in court trying to clear their name." " How did you know Courtney's neck was snapped?" "♪" " Well, you told me." " No, I didn't." "This is the first I've heard of it." " Well, I heard it somewhere." " David, what's going on?" " You need to go." "This is a family matter, and I need to talk to my sister." " Emma, do you want me to leave?" " No." " I said get out." " Emma, go to the kitchen, call Detective Holloway." "♪" " I'm warning you, get out." " I'm not going anywhere." "♪ [dramatic music]" " [grunting] [groans]" "♪ [both grunting]" "♪" " [screams]" "No!" "Stop." "Please." "Stop!" "Please!" "[both panting]" "♪" "[indistinct radio chatter] [somber music]" "♪" " Go home and clean up." "I'll get your statement later." " Thanks." "Hey..." "Courtney's Saint Nicholas pendant." "You still need that?" "♪ [door closes]" "♪" "♪" " Thank you." "[crying]" "♪" " I mean, why can't we vote online yet?" "You know, they do in Canada." "Some parts, anyway." " They do a lot of strange things in some parts of Canada." "[bar music playing]" "Mm." "It's Tamara." " Turn it up." " And in local news, a candidate in the 52nd aldermanic race was unable to attend a final debate with his political rival." "His supporters say he was too busy saving lives." "Here's a clip from earlier today." " Unlike Alderman Becks," "Matt Casey prioritizes people over politics." "The way I see it, we can either elect another politician or vote for someone who gives a damn." "[all cheering]" " All right, well, that's the scene down here." "after the polls close." " It ain't over till it's over, baby." "♪" " [sighs] [guitar tuning]" "[guitar strumming]" " [laughs softly] [guitar playing continues]" " Hey..." "Baby, please, don't mess with my bass line." "[scoffs] [mumbling] Man..." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" " I'm done." " What?" "No." "Why?" " You blew off the birthday party." " That was today?" "No, that's not today." "That's tomorrow." "It's tomorrow, I swear to God, I wrote it down here somewhere." "I wrote it down, it's tomorrow" " I went to bat for you, Grant!" "I went to bat for you!" "With people that I like, people that I don't want to disappoint." " Today is a big day." "All right, if you just--just listen to me, Stella." " And" " I started jamming, all right, to come up with some songs for the birthday party, and the songs, baby, I'm telling you, these songs, they're real songs, just pouring out of me." "I called Declan." " Mm-hmm." " I played him all the songs." "He flipped." "We're getting the band back together." "[tense music]" "♪" " You go and you knock 'em dead, Grant." " No." "No." "Not now." "Not" "Please, not like this." "Why" "♪" " Hey, when did the polls close?" " Hey." "An hour ago." " Okay, so I know a guy counting ballots in your ward." "He said you were looking pretty good." " Oh, my gosh, this is nuts." " Let's not get ahead of ourselves." "And I don't care if that's negative anticipation, or whatever it's called." "Hey, you didn't have to do that." " Come on, you're my guy." " Hi." " This is so exciting." " We're just drinking beer right now, that's all we're doing." " Yeah." "[phone ringing]" " Answer it!" " Okay, okay." "Hello?" "[bar music playing]" "Wow, well, it's been a hell of a ride." "Yeah, thanks for the call." "♪ [laughs]" "I won." "[cheers and applause]" " What, you won?" " Yeah!" "Yes!" "[cheers and applause]" " Congratulations." " I've never kissed an alderman before." "all:" "Casey!" "Casey!" "Casey!" "Casey!" "Casey!" "[cheering]" " Yeah!" " I knew it, I knew it." "God, Baby, I'm so proud of you." " Thanks so much for believing in me." "[exhales]" "Now what?"

"Tom Mason." "It's about time." "You are safe and sound." "We come in peace." "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." "Who's there?" "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." "Show yourself." "Tom Mason." "It's about time." "My God." "You're beautiful." "What is it?" "You look pale." "Rebecca?" "Wait." "What are you doing here?" "Where are we?" "Nice try, Tom." "You promised me?" "we'd talk before dinner." "How did we get home?" "This is just another game." "This is another game." "What do you want, Rebecca?" "The cancer's back.?" "We have decisions to make." "I remember this conversation." "I know." "Me too." "They say with breast cancer, you're not out of the woods for five years." "It's been four." "I almost made it." "But this time..." "The, radiation, like we talked about, would be the safest." "It's not enough." "What do you mean?" "I want to do the chemo, too, hit it with both barrels." "Just a round of radiation." "And maybe this monster goes back into remission." "But maybe not." "Then we have to have this conversation again." "And again and again." "I'm tired of running for my life." "I want to eradicate this, so that it leaves me and never comes back." "I don't want to just survive." "I want to take back control of my life, of our lives." "Don't you?" "Yes." "I am so tired." "And you can't be afraid." "You never know where a rogue cell might be hiding." "We have to stop reacting." "We have to kill it at its source." "You have to get mad, Tom." "More than mad." "Tap into your primal rage until this is over," "Even if it costs you." "Okay?" "Find your warrior." "5x01" " Find Your Warrior" "It's time." "They're waiting." "Dan, they're your soldiers." "They're your people, Anne." "They need to hear from you." "I know it hurts, but you got to own the pain so that you can get through it." "Okay." "Own it." "It's been two days." "No sign of Lexi and Tom." "So, I'm just gonna say what you're all already thinking." "They're gone." "They're gone." "That's the bad news." "The good news... they succeeded in their mission." "They succeeded." "The Espheni power core is down." "And in the days leading up to our victory, we witnessed a mass exodus of their ships leaving our planet." "We don't know why, but we know they have their work cut out for them now dealing with the mess we just made for them, and that means one thing... for once," "we have the upper hand." "So, let's do this!" "My husband and my daughter gave their lives so that we could finish this, and that's what we're gonna do... finish it." "I know that some of you can never forgive Lexi." "There are days I'm not sure I've even forgiven her." "But whatever she was guilty of, there's no denying the sacrifice that she made with her true father by her side." "They flung themselves into the unknown for us." "That was my husband." "That was my daughter." "That was my family." "I want these barricades up by nightfall!" "Move!" "What's the matter, Butterfield?" "Is that too heavy for you?" "You want me to get?" "one of the little children to carry it for you?" "Hey, Colonel!" "What's with this barricade?" "The power core's out." "We need to hit them now." "We need to hit them hard." "What we're not gonna do is spend another night risking any surprise ambushes." "What are you talking about?" "They're not gonna attack anybody." "They're running scared." "It's not the time to get cocky." "We need to be smart." "We're shoring up our defense so we can get through the night in one piece." "Relax." "Hunting season opens at first light." "Yes, sir." "Let's move!" "Come on!" "Find your warrior." "That's far enough." "Mason." "No, no, no." "You have got to be kidding me." "Hang on." "Don't do that." "Let me get this straight." "You hijack an alien ship, fly a one-way ticket to the Moon, get lost somewhere up there in the void of the galaxy, and you still won't die." "What's in the bag, Cambridge?" "Hold on a second." "Wait one damn second!" "What the hell happened to you?" "My god." "Tom?" "God." "If I'm dreaming,?" "then I'll never want to wake up." " Are you okay?" " ?" "I'm okay." "You have to tell me." "Lexi?" "She saved us all." "Is that some kind of new Volm toy?" "Have you used it before?" "Relax." "It's gonna detect abnormalities faster than I can right now." "I think if I had been force-fed eye worms, I would know it." "Has a certain subtle telltale feeling like electroshock therapy." " So, you've told us everything about the overload..." " "Scorch."" "Yeah, and your last-second escape from the beamer and..." "But you haven't told us how the hell you got back here." "You're all clean." " What?" " ?" "Take that off." " My necklace?" " ?" "Take it off." "Take it off.?" "I don't want you to wear it." " What?" " I'll explain it to you later." "Just trust me." "Thank you." "Yeah, anyway, like I said," "I was back in my bedroom in Boston." "You mean back home?" "Yeah, except it wasn't a dream." "It was a memory." "And it wasn't invasive like with the Espheni." "It was..." "There was something very vivid about it, almost pleasant." "Warm." "It was coming from somebody who really knew me." "Somebody that knew you?" "Well, what was it?" "The memory was, a long time ago when your mom," "Rebecca, had breast cancer." "Only there was something even unnatural about her." "It was like it was her, but it wasn't her." "I...wish I could remember more." "Okay." "I think you were hypothermic, hallucinating in that freezing beamer that was spinning into space, and that's how you're coming up with these visions." "Yeah, but... but how did he get from space..." "To the ocean?" "I don't know." "Maybe when you were incapacitated, there was some autopilot function that landed the beamer in the water or ejected you." "That's as good of an explanation as I've heard so far." "Or maybe the beamer sank." "Maybe... maybe none of that matters." "Exactly." "You're right." "All that matters is that you're back." "Exactly." "I wish I had a better story to tell you." "I really do, because, let's face it, my sudden return here is..." "a little freaky." "No." "I got a clean bill of health." "So, as I know more, you'll know more." "And in the meantime... as you've heard..." "Anne and I lost our daughter on this mission." "And what I'm about to say may strike some of you as a little unusual coming from me." "But I'm doing a lot of thinking about what it's meant to pay for this war with people that I love." "And one thing is clear..." "I'm mad." "Every single person here has lost someone that they love," "Someone who's made the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good," "And for those sacrifices to mean anything, we're gonna have to win this war." "Yeah!" "And to win the war," "I'm gonna need you to get mad with me!" "I'm not talking about anger." "I'm talking about rage." " Yeah!" " You think you're mad, but you're not." "It's human nature to take your foot off the gas right before the finish line." "We're not gonna do that." "This is the time for overkill, to fire both barrels, to use everything we've got!" "Our enemy is still out there, but they're unprotected and they're vulnerable and they are just waiting for us to take them out, if we've got the will to do it!" "Hell, yeah!" "Because when the last bullet goes into the last Skitter," "This war's over!" "Yeah!" "Soon the time will come for us to go back to being doctors and bricklayers, schoolteachers, mothers and fathers," "But that time is not now." "That is not who we are." "Right now, we are warriors." "And so I'm putting a challenge to each and every one of you..." "To find your warrior." "The Espheni are on their heels now." "Should be a turkey shoot." "Skitters, Hornets, anything with a pulse, we take out." "Right, first we got to go after the heart of their war machine, which is its tech." "We got to dismantle as much as we can as fast as we can." "Beamers and Mechs?" "Not much of a threat with the power core gone." "Cochise, can we count on help from the Volm?" "We're gonna need air attacks to accelerate this plan." "Our fleet consists of only three galleons... heavy bombers... which lack?" "the surgical strike ability to target the enemy as you suggest." "Collateral damage would be... incalculable." "I guarantee the Espheni are trying to get their weapons back online," "So we can't just talk about this." "We got to find a way to locate their tech." "I am able to obtain longitudinal data from our recon drones." "The batteries are?" "still emitting enough energy to provide a ping beacon." "And, indeed, I have located Mechs and Beamers within a three-sectored radius of our position." "Three." "One, two, and three." "We're gonna have to be careful." "They might have enough battery energy left to fry us where we stand." "Alpha, bravo, charlie teams..." "everybody gets a vehicle." "Alpha team goes north along the Savannah." "Bravo team goes west over this hill, and charlie team drives south to Baldwin Park." "I guess nobody's told you... we don't have anything with an engine and four wheels." "Disabled beamer fell into our lot when the power grid went down." "What?" "Are you ki..." "Yeah." "Got one truck." "Not ready yet." "Are you kidding me?" "What exactly is the plan then?" "We're gonna explore these things on foot?" "It's gonna have to be slow going." "That's what it's gonna have to be." "Just expand our radius mile by mile... ?" "We're gonna have to go inch by inch." " It'll be slow going..." " Till we take over the entire..." "How is it we don't have any vehicles?" "I've been assured that other militias will follow suit." "What?" "What?" "!" "Did you say other militias?" "Other human militias?" "Our galleons have confirmed 317 militias worldwide..." "The largest so far in Sao Paulo, Cape Town, and Tucson, Arizona." "Militias." "Armed and ready to fight." "In that way, they are prepared." "They lack organization, however..." "a plan, a leader." "And a way to communicate with each other, except through the Volm." "Well, make sure you tell them what we're doing, and hopefully, we can all get on the same page." "Can wipe these bastards out together." "I know you're hurting more than you let on." "It's not hard to tell... or feel." "I promised to protect her." "It should have been me on that beamer." "Well, you got to let it go, Ben." "You know, it's time to move on for all of us." "I'll catch you guys up there." "Hey, man." "I miss her, too." "Could you give us a minute?" "Yeah." "All right." "We got to stick together, brother." "So, we got a job." "Weaver wants to take off A.S.A.P." "You're on bravo team." "What team are you on?" "I'm on Alpha." "And Maggie?" "Alpha." "Right." "Got to stick together." "Alpha team's locked and loaded." "Bravo team, we're a go." "I just can't believe it." "Can we talk to these other militias?" "Soon, we hope." "In the meantime, we'll just stay focused on the mission." "As you should." "Thank you, Shaq. ?" " Welcome." "What about the overlords?" "Didn't cochise estimate that there were 500 worldwide?" "I mean,?" "do we really think they bailed before their power went down?" "I think most of them died trying." "I saw an espheni ship crash on my way back to camp." " I doubt it was the only one." " I hope so." "The cost was high." "Matt, stay back at camp." "I-I'm coming this time." "I don't think so." "Tom?" "Okay." "You can come." "Stay close, though?" "Let's move out!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Okay." " Charges set?" " Two support beams on the south." " One in the front." " Two in the back." "Should take the beamer out of commission for good." "All right." "Three, two..." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Look over there." "They're going after that dead cow." "It's not very often you see them alone out here like this with no formations." "There's no overlord." "They're completely chaotic without them." "Man,?" "those Skitters are starving." "Looks like they'll eat anything, even each other." "Like a bunch of wild animals." "And just as stupid." "Man." "For the first time in three years, this is gonna be a damn carnival." "All right, and I'm gonna win you a giant stuffed panda bear." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "We got a little opportunity here." "Kill a bunch of birds with one stone?" "Good thinking." "Wait... for... it." "Nice!" " ?" "That was nice." "There's a lot more where that came from." "I think so." "If you're not too afraid." "Please." "Not with you here to protect me." "Team Alpha already hit their targets." "Our turn." "Less than 300 meters from Espheni tech." "Lightning strike, then get the hell out of dodge." "Loose arrowhead on me." " Is this dodge?" " Shut up." "Cease fire!" "They're not shooting back." "Just enough juice left in them to give us a scare." "Easy, though." "Let's get to it." "Salvage anything you think we can use." "So many possibilities... so little time." "What is it?" "That is our target." "It's an overlord escape pod from a cruiser... remote controlled." "Yeah, it doesn't look like the kind of thing we ever want to come back online." "The damage looks pretty significant." "I don't think anybody could have survived that." "Better safe than sorry." "Want to blow some stuff up?" "Scotty, you got those bombs?" "Yes, sir." "They got us surrounded." "It's a trap." "Stay loose." "Matt, watch your flank." "Easy, easy." "Cochise." "What's taking them so long?" "Tom Mason must be in trouble." "I'm so glad I brought you along." "Charlie team needs backup!" "We're moving out!" "Now." "Let's go!" "Scotty!" "Is he gonna make it?" "He's gone." "Scotty, I'm still gonna need your help." "Cover me." "Where the hell are you going?" "!" "Cover me!" "Shit!" "Show me what you got." "Don't fight it." "Thank you, Scotty." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Let go." "Let go." "Come and get it!" "Come on!" "Keep coming closer." "Let go." "Let go." "Just let go." "Okay, three, two, one!" "Run." "Run!" "Thank you, Daniel F. Weaver." " Shoot the bombs!" " I'm jammed." "I'm out." "Shoot the bombs!" "Sara!" "Take the shot!" "Shoot the bombs!" "Yeah!" " ?" "Yeah!" "All right!" "I-I got it?" "Nice shot." "Thank God for small miracles." "Nice shooting." "I notice Ben and I?" "were put on separate teams." "Was that intentional?" "Of course not." "You're still not letting this go." "How about this?" "Christ." "Here we go." "Not letting you go." "So, what do you think about that?" "Well, I didn't know you had a hold on me in the first place." "What, did we sign papers?" "You know what I mean." "I care about you, Maggie." "Right, well, that's not the first time you've said that." "Yeah, well, it might be the last." "I mean, what do you want me to say?" "All right, all right, all right." "I'm in love with you." "Do you know that?" "And, yeah, I-I love Ben." "And I'm asking you... to hurt him, to break his heart so you can be with me." "So... there." "That's... then that's everything." "I love you, too, Hal." "I just can't... stop..." " Stop what?" " ?" "These feelings for ben..." "I can't control them, okay?" "And neither can you." "You okay?" "Yeah." "I think next time, I'll stay at camp." "Maybe I shouldn't have brought him along." "Ben was his age, though." "He's 14." "He's spinning a bit seeing what you did with Scotty." "So am I." "Did what I had to do." "I didn't do anything that you didn't do, gutting that Skitter very intimately." "I want to know what I'm killing with precision and understanding." "I want to own it." "When you made me take that necklace off, you didn't want me getting lost" " in depression, in Lexi." " ?" "Wait." "No, no, no." "I get it." "I just don't want?" "to get lost in rage, either." "Dad." "The Skitters set a trap for you." "It was like?" "they knew we were coming." "Which means?" "that they're being controlled by an overlord nearby." "We need to flush him out somehow while there's no beamers or Mechs to protect him." "If you don't mind my saying, these teams are exhausted from battle." "We can't think in terms of battles anymore." "We're winning a war." "And if there's an overlord nearby, that's a game changer." "Okay, we need a little data checklist." "Let's start with you, Hal." "Go." "The Skitters we saw were definitely in a..." " What would you call it?" " ?" "A feral state." "There's no way they were under overlord control." "They were practically eating each other." "Overlords can only control Skitters within a five-mile range." "Is that true?" "Your Skitters were rabid." "Ours were definitely not." "No, they were organized." "They were controlled." "Your overlord must be within a five-mile radius of the ambush." "So, he has to be hiding in that circle." "Easy..." "Maggie and I crisscross the five-mile radius" " until our spikes draw us..." " You don't want to be reckless." "You'll draw the enemy right to you, putting us in danger of another surprise ambush." " Glad we could help." " No, let's just I.D." "every defensible position within this area." "Places big enough for an overlord to harbor a Skitter nest for cover." "There's a few structures here matching that description." "All right." "Let's hear them. ?" " Okay." "Got a canning factory off route 80." "Hotels over here." "Woodrow Wilson High School." " Shopping mall." " Wait a second." "What?" "What was it?" "Got a Woodrow Wilson High School." "That's it." "Tom?" "Tom?" "That's it." "Woodrow Wilson High School." "That's where he's hiding." "All due respect, professor, how you know that?" "I just do." "That's where he is..." "Woodrow Wilson High School." "That's where we got to go." "Don't worry." "I'm on it." "Look, since you're acting a little crazy" "I know where?" "we're supposed to go, Anne." "I'm sure of it.?" "I saw it in that memory." "Wait, you never said anything about Woodrow Wilson to..." "Well, it didn't?" "mean anything to me before, but I saw a bust?" "of Woodrow Wilson in my bedroom, and I never owned a bust of Woodrow Wilson." "Is there anything else that you remember?" "Grover Cleveland?" "Jerry Ford?" "I think this is important, and I don't think we should ignore it." " How do you know it's not a trap?" " Because... whoever or whatever helped me, they saved my life?" "and they brought me back here." "Why set a trap?" "if you've already got me?" "I don't know?" "why they gave me this clue." "You already let me go to the Moon." "Tell me you're afraid of high school?" "Isn't everybody?" "Yeah, fine." "Woodrow Wilson it is." "You're totally sure about this?" "Damn straight." "Game on." "Ben, Maggie." "Let's go." "All clear." "You guys feel anything?" "No." "You?" "Nothing." "Oh, no." "What is that?" "The bleachers." "They're moving." "Hal!" "Dingaan!" "Let's see what those things can do!" "Wait." "Let me go first." "I want to win my own panda bear." "Good girl." "I don't get it." "I could have sworn I heard something." "?" "Denny!" "Anthony!" "Anthony!" "Help me!" "Tom Mason." "It's about time." "You never know where a rogue cell might be hiding." "We have to stop reacting." "We have to kill it at its source." "Ben." "What the hell are you doing down here?" "Ben, disconnect and get out of here." "Let him go right now." "I am unarmed." "Let him go, and then we'll all leave here peacefully." "You have become a savage killer." "Your son is my only leverage." "You don't have any leverage." "I could shoot you right now, and all Ben gets is a headache." "How does that feel... to be afraid?" "I am not afraid of you. ?" " Let him go." "I am not afraid." "I'm not afraid, either." "Let's go." "Denny." "Poor thing." " You all right?" " ?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "'Cause they're gonna pay for what they did to Denny." "I didn't know you guys were friends." "There are only a few of us, you know?" "We understood each other."

"Derek!" "what are you doing?" "I'm going out there,uncle rowdy." "You're doing no such thing." "Well,someone's got to do something." "Where's our daddy?" "I don't know,tim." "You know,if you cared," "You'd be out there." "Marching into those mountains" "In the middle of that storm?" "Only a fool would do that." "Well,with the weather,the sheriff isn't looking either," "So you tell me what's being done." "Look at you. huh?" "You're not even dressed for the weather." "Where's your gear?" "Where's your sense,derek?" "You can't tell me what to do." "I can,and I am." "This isn't even your ranch." "Yeah. you aren't our daddy." "You just work for him." "Won't have a thing to do with it." "Making your mama sick with worry," "Wandering into those mountains," "You and your dad both." "Think that's a good idea,son?" "Whatever." "Leave it. just leave it." "I'll ride out there again." "Go on,get inside." "Take your brother." "You know he needs looking after." "Come on." "Helena?" "What's going on?" "Your son just put me on notice." "I'm headed back out there." "The storm's still bad,rowdy." "Just going to check the foothills." "I'll be back tonight." "Grady had no businesses leading that hunting party." "He may own this land." "He don't spend time on it." "He's no rider." "He don't know weather." "He's no rider?" "Like you?" "When we were little,we played cowboy all the time." "He thinks 'cause he owns this spread," "He's a real one,but he ain't." "Grady's still playing." "In these parts,that will get you killed." "I know." "I'm worried." "But I can't help but think that" "Grady?" "What?" "Oh,my god." "Stay here." "The kids!" "Grady!" "Dad!" "dad!" "Eddie bear!" "help!" "it's grady!" "Grady!" "Grady!" "It's me." "Rowdy." "It's ok. dad!" "It's ok!" "dad!" "We got you." "See,I told you." "I told you he'd come back." "He's ok!" "You're going to be ok." "Did you see his fingers?" "and his ears?" "That's frostbite,tim." "He was up there over a week in the cold." "I want him to be better." "Look." "I know you don't understand" "The way things are right now." "It's not your fault." "But this is serious,tim." "We got to be ready for whatever happens," "And it might not be good." "Is he going to die?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "How is he?" "Alive,which seems like a small miracle,if you ask me." "He was out there 10 days?" "Yeah." "And he's the only one who came back?" "Right." "How do you suppose he survived all this time?" "He must have found something to eat out there," "But he's lost a lot of weight." "Well,is he going to be ok?" "Well,we need to keep him hydrated," "And he's got to eat something." "Make sure he rests," "And I'll be back in about 2 days to check on him. ok?" "Did he-- did he say anything?" "Yes,he did." "Says he's hungry." "Skin and Bones" "Need a hand?" "You need a hand with that?" "No." "Where's your brother?" "I don't know." "Derek!" "You need to keep an eye on tim." "This has been extra hard on him." "Where do you get off telling me what to do?" "You're not my dad." "I'm just telling you 'cause it needs saying." "Where do you get off telling me anything?" "My dad had to buy this ranch for you to run 'cause you screwed up everything you've ever touched." "He's taken a loss on it every year" "Just so you have a place to live." "You got a mouth on you,boy." "Yeah." "So do you." "Maybe you should keep it off my mother." "You should be inside helping your mother" "Instead of trying to pick a fight with me" "When all I do is keep this place from falling apart." "Be a whole lot easier if my dad just died,wouldn't it?" "You don't know what you think you know,kid." "Helena..." "Derek would love to carry that tray up to his dad." "Is that so,derek,honey?" "Yes,mom." "I'd love to." "Then you hang up that jacket when you come back down." "Yeah." "You know,something's not right with grady." "He doesn't even look like himself." "It's--it's-- it's in his eyes." "It's like his..." "It's like he's somebody else." "He's been through hell,is all." "If he wasn't still frozen right now," "I'd go upstairs,and I'd strangle the life out of him." "Dad!" "You hit me" "Derek?" "Honey,what happened?" "He did it,mom." "Well,honey,your father's very sick." "You have to help him with these things." "You can't just set the tray down on top of him." "Mom,he knocked the tray out of my hand." "What's the matter with him?" "Grady?" "Baby,are you awake?" "You..." "What is it?" "what can I get you?" "Taste good." "Eddie bear!" " Eddie bear!" " what?" "See anything?" "We heard the commotion,then it stopped." "Is that chestnut?" "Ah,damn it!" "What would have done this?" "Maybe it was a grizzly. maybe it wasn't." "Look,everybody knows that I run things around here," "And with chuck and jasper still missing," "It's just me and eddie bear." "I think you should drive on out here and take a look for yourself." ""maybe thursday," huh?" "Sure don't want to put you out,gordon." "Come in." "Hey. you find anything?" "Nope." "But I'd like to talk to grady." "All right." "I still haven't told him about the mare." "No sense getting him riled up." "I'd say he already knows." "Eddie." "How is he?" "Well,I heard him pacing around last night," "So I came upstairs to sit with him and calm him down." "Do me a favor" "Wait for me downstairs." "You,too." "So,what you got to say for yourself?" "You look scared." "Should I be?" "When I was a boy," "My uncle went missing." "2 weeks it was," "Lost in the mountains." "When he came back,he didn't look right" "Not at all." "How did he look,eddie?" "He looked..." "Like you." "I've seen what happened to my uncle's family" "When he came back" "Torn apart." "Well..." "That's not what's tearing apart the edlund family now," "Is it,eddie bear?" "You've been around." "What do you think?" "Whatever it is," "You best let it go,grady." "Whatever it is that's eating you," "If you don't let it go," "It will devour you." "It already has!" "Now," "You better put that big,bad knife away now,eddie." "No one's going to take kindly to a bitter,old indian" "Slitting the throat" "Of a well-appointed ranch owner from the city," "Now,are they?" "You've been good to this place,eddie." "I'd be sorry if it was your undoing." "You expect me to believe that my brother,who almost died," "Hasn't strength even to get out of bed," "Killed a horse in the middle of the night" "With his own bare hands?" "Horse ain't the only thing he killed." "He's a whole lot stronger than you think." "Ever hear of the windigo?" "Sounds familiar." "Spirit of the lonely places," "A hateful thing that lives in the cold winds of the high mountains." "Gets inside people when they're weak,starving." "What the hell you talking about,eddie bear?" "My uncle..." "Lived on the res all his life," "Had a rage in him," "Felt like his people had been wronged." "When he got lost up in that mountain," "The windigo got inside," "Took control of his spirit." "When he came back," "He weren't the same." "And then,livestock started going missing." "People started going missing." "The word got out." "The sheriff showed up and gunned him down." "That's when I left the res for good." "You don't really believe your uncle had a ghost inside him." "Don't matter what you call it." "It's a madness. it's fierce." "Its hunger can't be satisfied." "It's an anger can't be settled." "It's the windigo." "Seen it in my uncle." "Now,I see it in grady." "Baby..." "Grady." "Baby." "Wh-where am i?" "what" "What happened?" "You're at home," "And I have no idea what happened." "You're going to have to tell us." "What's the last thing you remember" "Before waking up here?" "We..." "We got lost." "Turned all around." "Had to hole up in a shallow cave" "To stay warm." "There was more and more wind," "And then,it snowed." "Chuck and billy went for help." "Never came back." "It was just me..." "And jasper in the cave." "I couldn't even keep a fire lit." "And then,I remember..." "A voice." "At my ear" "And in my head." "I'll save you." "Just let me..." "In." "That's what the voice said." "Y-you just have" "To eat..." "You know,jasper was..." "So weak by then..." "I couldn't help him." "I had to eat." "I had to." "Well..." "I..." "I guess I'll tell the kids that you're feeling better." "They'll be so happy" "Ahh. the kids." "Why don't you just lie down,honey?" "I mean,we should call dr. morgan." "Oh,I don't need a doctor." "I feel fine." "Baby,please,go back to bed." "Let her go." "Or what?" "Don't make me answer that question." "You all right?" "What's happening to him?" "Please..." "Go back to bed,brother." "Where are the boys?" "Make it stop. make it stop!" "please,make it stop!" "Tim!" "we got to" "No!" "We got to go!" "no!" "Come on,boys. out of there." "Go,boys!" "What's on your mind,eddie bear?" "I'm sorry to say,you should have shot him." "You know it's got to be done." "No!" "he's insane!" "I'd get the boys out of here. get them to my trailer." "I'm not leaving my dad,all right?" "I'm not leaving him!" "You think that's your father up there?" "Well it's not. rowdy!" "What?" "what do you want me to say?" "I'd say get out of here now!" "It's not safe." "Derek." "What's going on,mom?" "Honey,did you see him?" "That's not grady anymore." "Something happened to him in those mountains." "Come on. let's go." "Right now!" "Go." "Go with them. make sure they make it to the trailer." "Could be-- -by now." "All right. go up." "See if he's there." "I'll flush him out" "If he's not gone already." "You get him on the porch," "I'll get a clean shot at him." "Ok." "I'm pretty handy with a hatchet." "See who gets him first." "It's ok." "It's ok." "He's coming back." "Nothing. ain't seen neither one of them." "I'm headed back. take it." "I'm not going to kill my father." "You love your mother and your brother?" "Obviously" "Then shut up and take it." "I'm going to be out there." "You need to protect them. take it." "Rowdy,you going back there," "You're going to need that gun." "I'll get another one from the rack." "No!" "no,you can't hurt him!" "He's just sick. he's not bad." "Keys to the truck." "Stay." "Rowdy!" "If I don't come back..." "Tell the boys the truth for me when the time's right." "Feel..." "Eat..." "Your..." "Grady!" "Who do you think you're fooling?" "Get up out of that bed." "Can't." "Too sick." "You killed eddie bear!" "Had to." "Had to do it." "you see?" "I'm so...hungry." "i can't help it, rowdy." "Please..." "Help me..." "Brother." "I don't know how to help you" "That that works out just fine for you then,doesnt it?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "You've always wanted to get rid of me" "No. you got it wrong,brother." "So you could have..." "Everything I worked for." "That's not how what it is." "Everything..." "I care about." "well,I hope you're happy now..." "Brother..." "Forgive me,Grady" "It's over" "Up,up,up. we got to get out of here!" "Up. up!" "Now?" "now!" "Get in there." "Go." "Derek,give me the gun." "Stay back." "Get all the way back." "Please,grady. please go away." "Don't do it,helena." "No,baby. don't do it." "Where's rowdy?" "Just..." "Just put the gun down." "What'd you do with him?" "I will tell you what happened," "Just put the gun down." "No." "I brought dinner!" "Get out a nice-sized cooking pot." "Why are you doing this?" "Do it." "Fill it with a couple of quarts of water." "Start the stove." "Do you even know what you're doing?" "Here's an onion" "And a carrot." "Are you still in there,baby?" "Stove,please!" "Bring it to a rolling boil." "You were today." "When you look in my eyes," "I could see you." "You're not gone completely." "I want my husband back." "We need to have a family meeting." "Oh,god,grady." "You and me,the kids." "Where are the little buggers,anyway?" "Well,as soon as we've had a bite to eat," "We'll go find them." "I wonder if they're still hiding in the barn." "You let it in," "Now you tell it to get out." "Cut it up." "What?" "Cut it up!" "And cook it." "No." "It's just meat." "No!" "Do it!" "All right,all right,all right,all right." "All right,I'll do it." "That's better." "Oh,god." "Oh,god." "Nice-sized chunks,please." "Into the pot." "We must tidy up for dinner." "Soup is on." "I've worked up quite an appetite." "How about you,helena?" "Bowl." "Another." "Well,you haven't even eaten that." "For you." "It's all for you." "Another for you!" "But--but I'm not hungry." "Eat!" "You said for me to cook." "I cooked,I did it." "Now sit down." "Now." "Eat." "Look,I'm eating." "Your beloved rowdy." "My brother." "You know,when I was up in those mountains," "Lost," "Thinking about all I had to live for" "You,the boys." "My brother." "I could feel a rage growing up inside of me." "A rage that would not let me die." "A rage inside." "And I let it in." "You did this to me." "You and my own brother." "You hit me." "Put my mother down,you bastard!" "Mom!" "Mom,are you ok?" "Don't worry about me." "Go help your brother." "No,mom,it's--it's deep. it's deep." "Ok." "Go help your brother." "No,no." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Don't die,please." "I'm fine." "Don't die." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Mom." "I'm fine." "Tim." "Tim." "Tim." "Come out,boy." "Let him go." "Oh,glad you're here." "Don't." "We should be together." "All of us" "Your mother,rowdy," "You,and tim," "Inside of me," "To make me stronger." "Daddy,let him go,please." ""daddy"?" "I'm not your daddy." "Didn't your mother tell you that?" "Tim?" "tim,get up." "Get up,get up!" "Come on." "Come on." "What are we gonna do now?" "Listen to me." "Mom's hurt bad,ok?" "We have to get her to the doctor." "I have the keys to rowdy's truck." "No,uncle rowdy said we're never allowed to use his truck ever." "Uncle rowdy is dead,tim." "He's dead." "And he's not our uncle,don't you get it?" "I'm sorry." "I don't mean to ask so many questions,it's just" "I know,I know. me,too." "Look,we got to get mom and get moving,ok?" "Derek." "It's over,boys." "Derek!" "no!" "No!" "Derek!" "No." "Get your hands off my kids." "Derek."

"Marin Frist-- she just moved here." "Just visiting, writing my next book... on men." "Buzz is married?" "To Mai." "She's an import--mail-order bride." "Ben seems nice." "Oh, we're separated." "Let'get him auctioned off." "$125." "He's cute." "Sold!" "Which girl bid on Patrick?" "Blonde, painted-on sweater this sounds like an emergency." "Okay, before we get started today," "Patrick, you have an announcement?" "Yeah, sad stuff." "Elmo lost one of the greats this week with the death of Franklin Cook." "Franklin was our oldest citizen, and we're gonna miss him at the new moon festival this week, especially at the polar bear swim." "Polar bears as in old men jumping into freezing water?" "Yeah." "Franklin always went nudey rudey." "It's not gonna be the same without him." "Well, now, god bless Franklin, but I'm a New York girl." "I don't go into water without a tetanus shot." "Don't know what you're missin'." "New moon's in Franklin's honor this year." "So don't forget the town meeting tonight." "Pakuma's coming to plan the festivities." "Is pakuma a party planner?" "It's our beloved sister town." "Beverly Hill has cans-- cannes." "C-cannes." "Yeah, we have, uh-- --Pacoima." "Pakuma." "Throw a festival with them every year" "have big street parties-- --oh, I love street parties!" "Do you, um, sell, like, tube socks and batteries and stuff?" "No, but I like your enthusiasm." "Okay." "Anyone want to talk about Franklin, go ahead, call in." "Marin Frist is here to help." "Oh, hang on, Patrick." "I'm a relationship coach." "I'm not a grief counselor." "Well, there's a lot of grief in relationships." "Am I right?" "Okay, uhguys, I am... really sorry for your loss." "Losing someone can make you feel like you have a hugeole in your life." "Make you wonder you are without them." "Sounds like, uh, Franklin had a big impact on everyone." "It will take some time to get over him." "Give yourself some time." "Ugh." "Seriously?" "Hey, jerome." "Do you know when the post office will be open?" "What's the sign say?" "Well..." "I'm expecting a package from my friend." "She's sending me my winter clothes." "I've been waiting I week." "What's wrong with the clothes we got here, fancy pants?" "Uh, well, nothing, if you like a good hip wader, but, uh, I'm freezing, so I would like some of my actual fancy pants, and, uh maybe my fancy earmuffs." "I'll be open later." "Wait." "You're the postman?" "Why didn't you say something?" "You didn't ask." "Okay, come on." "Let me in." "I'm on my lunch break." "It's after 3:00." "I gotta eat a lot of small meals." "Keeps my metabolism up." "This is insane and possibly illegal." "If you don't like post office hours you can take it up at the town meeting tonight." "I believe I will." "Oh." "For the record, lose the smiley face." "Just 'cause you slap it up there, doesn't mean it's making anyone happy." "Makin' me happy." "Up here, we wear those on our feet." "I'm freezing, and my clothes are being held captive at the post office." "You need a hat." "You're losing most of your body heat through your head, you know." "That explains so much about my recent decisions." "And watch how much you drink at night." "It lowers your body temperature." "Note to self--find suitable headgear, stop getting drunk." "Thanks." "You're a wealth of hypothermic facts." "I've just always been interested in how the body works." "Hm." "Go figure." "Actually, I've been thinking about signing up to do volunteer E.M.S. Work." "Why don't you?" "Well, the coursework costs money." "I'd have to cut back my hours." "The less money coming in, the less free time to spend with my son." "It's complicated." "Well, I think you'd be great at it." "Here, take one of mine." "hey." "Huh." "Thanks!" "What you doing?" "Nothing." "I mean, not like dirty nothing--good clean nothin'." "Is that my chat room?" "Are those my socks?" "Oh." "Yeah, thanks." "What are they sayin'?" "Oh, who cares what a bunch of bloggers say, right?" "Freaks." "Yeah, which is why you had the highest number of posts april through august." "Come on, let me see." ""Marin Frist rumored dead"?" "Wh--I don't think so, ally from N.Y.C." "They started talking about a couple of appearances you missed." "Honestly?" "Oh, come on." "Uh, hey, guys, Marin here." "No, it really is me." "they kicked me off?" "How did--how did they kick me out of my own chat room?" "Did you know I'm dead in New York?" "Oh, that." "Yeah, I know." "Yeah?" "I miss a couple of appearances, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead?" "It was oprah." "Remember oprah?" "The show the old Marin was dying to be on?" "It's like standing up the dalai lama." "Oh, but, listen, your book sales are way up." "Seriously?" "I'm supposed to feel better about my sudden death because it's helping book sales?" "I'm an editor." "This is how I spin things." "And no one bought the rehab story." "You told people I was in rehab?" "Yeah, it didn't stick." "How are you gonna promote my third book if I'm dead?" "What?" "Okay." "What?" "They canceled your third book." "What?" "!" "You know the publishers." "They thought they'd be getting a book on marriage, and you're not getting married." "Not my fault." "I know that." "You know that." "But they just want what they paid for." "Well, they paid for me, and I'm still me last time I checked." "Well, you're not exactly you anymore, are you?" "What does that mean?" "Honey, you're living in alaska." "" " Visiting alaska." "The Marin Frist I know only liked ice if it was floating in a well-chilled vodka negroni." "I am still me." "I'll alert the media or send a smoke signal or whatever you people do up there." "Well, I am not a "you people"!" "I am Marin Frist!" "Marin Frist." "Marin Frist..." "With Franklin gone... may he rest." "That makes us two of the older guys in town." "I have to start my memoirs." "Yeah, I gotta get my things in order, too." "I'm up there flying in those mountains every day." "I mean, it could happen anytime." "It could happen just like that, you know?" "May you rest." "Hey, guys." "Just came from Franklin's house." "He wanted you to have those." "Oh, bettie page." "Classic." "Franklin had porn." "He thinks this is gift?" "These were mine." "I don't need the details." "Hey, hey, wait up a second." "Uh, we have something we need to, uh, discuss with you." "Yeah, man, have a seat." "We all took a hard hit with Franklin." "Maybe you took the hardest, 'cause he was the guy that raised you after your dad died." "may he rest." "So Franklin stepped up from round one." "We figured it was time we stepped up." "We're your new dads." "Guys, come on." "You don't have to do that." "Now, son, you just sit a spell and have a drink with your kin." "How sweet." "Jack has two dads." "I don't think I need a dad anymore." "Never too old to need a dad." "Never too old to be a dad." "I mean, how old was Franklin, about 130?" "89." "I wouldn't put that on the tombstone." "Man didn't look a day over 83." "What is gonna go on his headstone?" "I know what's gonna go on mine." ""Buzz was a pilot." "If you don't know that, you didn't know me."" "You know, if all mine says is," ""ben, a decent guy,"" "I'm fine with that." "You know when I was in the band, all I wanted was to die famous." "It doesn't make any sense, right?" "You were in a band?" "Yeah." "Nothing quite lived up to the dream." "Exactly." "So screw the dream, live the life." ""Ben, a decent guy." "May he rest in peace."" ""Theresa--her fries were never soggy."" "what's your headstone gonna say?" "Well, considering that they just canceled my third book" "I'm guessing, uh, "loser"?" "I thought I was just up here gathering my thoughts." "I was gonna learn something, write a new book-- a better book." "I guess you can't ask anybody to save you a seat in New York." "I'm gone five minutes, and my fans think I'm dead." "May you rest." "Thank you." "You're not serious?" "I know that in the grand scheme of things, my little books on how to be lucky in love didn't amount to one of gandhi's sneezes, but it's what I did." "I was good at it." "I was happy." "People came together." "Then I fell apart." "Good news is women don't need a job to be happy." "Oh, hello, 1950." "Nice to meet you." "I'm 2006." "Well, you don't need a paycheck." "You got family and kids and hand creams and stuff." "Thank you." "I'll take "more things I don't have" for $500." "Hey, at least you're still breathing" "Yes, I am you know what?" "I'm not just gonna sit back and take it." "Nobody can tell me I'm not that girl anymore." "Okay." "I can fix this." "You know why?" "Because that's what I do." "That's what I hear." "That'S... right." "who are all these people?" "That's our sisters--Pakuma." "You're gonna love 'em." "They're, like, my favorite uncle, sister, town, people." "oh, this is exciting." "My first town meeting." "I know." "Yeah, attention, everyone." "greetings, Pakuma." "that's my favorite part." "Oh, yes, I have some post offe issues." "Yeah, hi." "We've got a little hitch here with the new moon festival." "We're not gonna be able to throw it with you this year on account of the fact that we want to break up" "what?" "Well, it's come to our atttion that you've lost another of your man hey, don't go and drag Franklin into this" "**!" "Doug." "Point is, you don't even count as a town anymore." "You're a village." "We can't be associated with no village." "Pakuma's goin' places." "In a handbasket." "We've got costmart coming next month, and sam forester just impregnated a nice gal from juneau." "But you're our favorite uncle...brother... sister town." "This is ridiculous." "So Elmo's a village instead of a town." "That's not Elmo's fault." "They're not dead." "They're still the same people." "Yeah." "Our towns have been together for over a hundred years." "We helped rebuild Pakuma after that fire in '83." "This is the thanks we get?" "See?" "That's what I mean." "We can't talk to you people." "Ohh!" "This is all just because of a drop in population?" "Can't you just count Marin and me?" "Oh, slow down, sister." "I'm temporary." "You're the one paying rent." "I already added you, and then that crabber died, then Franklin died." "It's one life forward, two deaths back." "It's a numbers game, annie." "We can't beat it." "What are we supposed to do tomorrow?" "Who are we if we're not Pakuma's sister town?" "Hmm." "oh, hang on, guys." "Eyes on me for a second." "No one deserves to be dumped like that." "It was an ambush." "So here's what." "I'm gonna do what I know how to do best-- or at least, I hopeI still know how to do." "I'm gonna find you a new town." "A better town." "One who appreciates you for who you really are." "So what do you say?" "New moon, new beginning?" "permission to be your backseat driver?" "Me, too?" "I wouldn't dream of hitting the rebound road without you." "Get this." "Elmo's sister city just dumped them right before the new moon festival." "Honey, what's happening?" "Did you just hit your head?" "An entire town is suddenly single, so I told them I would find them someone new." "Of course you did." "Stay with me here." "It's perfect, right?" "Marin Frist doesn't just get people together-- she can even set up a town." "And why are we doing this?" "I'll write an article about it." "We'll sell it to the monthlies." "I'll be alive again." "What, are you there?" "You know, you don't have to power through this." "It's okay if you don't work for a while." "It's not work." "It's my life." "Yeah, okay, it would be proving to the world that I'm still alive, but it would be proving it to me, too." "Mm." "If you're gonnaget all feisty about it" "I won't stand in your way." "Good idea." "Just don't feel like you have to be Marin Frist the second coming." "No one's expecting you to be that girl right now." "What about me?" "Does my vote count?" "Hey, Mai?" "My coat's on Mai." "My what?" "My coat." "On what now?" "On Mai." "Your what?" "Never mind." "Uh, excuse me, uh, Buzz's wife?" "Uh, lady?" "Uh, hey!" "Where'd you get the coat?" "Lost and found." "Anything that stays in the post office longer than 24 hours goes into lost and found." "It was lost." "I found it." "Well, that's very impressive, but I'm not leaving without the coat." "See, that's my "going out" coat." "My "meet my editor in soho and have drinks at 60 thompson" coat." "It is not your, uh, "walkingaround in the middle of nowhere and talking to no one" coat." "Okay?" "Fine, but you're in the middle of nowhere, too, you know." "Yes, but now I can pretend that I'm not." "Hey, that's my... sweater!" "We need to talk." "All this death stuff has got me thinking." "Yeah?" "You remember when we bought that joint burial plot right after we got married?" "Oh." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Maybe we should get rid of it." "Or..." "I could get us smaller plots, or I-I could sell your spot or... sell my spot?" "What, you're getting offers?" "I guess..." "I'm just asking what you wanna do." "Spending eternity together is something married couples usually do." "So if that's not what we are anymore, then..." "wow." "Yeah." "Just putting it out there." "thanks." "I'm headed out." "Hey, did you bring the E.M.S. Paperwork?" "To sign up for the courses." "Oh, babe, I thought you were just making conversation." "I really want to give E.M.S. A try." "I think I'd be good at it." "Come on." "Isn't it enough to be great at one thing?" "Now, remember, just because a town is available does not mean it's the right town for us." "We have to think about what Elmo needs." "I've kinda had my eye on a new propeller." "I was thinking more about a town-wide need," "but we'll see what we can do." "Ooh." "Ooh." "Tala has a hot spring." "Not bad." "Tell me more." "No, no." "You don't want tala." "Five of their townspeople mysteriously disappeared last year and all they found was some chickens." "Ahem." "Okay." "Next." "Well, dakota has the 1982 chess champ and a laundromat." "Oh, I'm looking at Mitexi." "Mitexi is small, nearby, well-groomed." "Oh, get this-- a very high female population." "Hey, yeah!" "Like that planet in "star trek." --Angel one?" "Lucky you two found each other." "Okay, I'm feeling really good about Mitexi." "Guys, what do you think?" "Oh, nearby with women?" "You can sign me up for nirvana." "a true romantic." "All right." "How do we handle this?" "Oh, ask 'em out,remain calm and confident." "Exactly." "How do you ask a town out?" "Oh, that one's easy." "Book one, chapter two-- take the wheel." "We call them." "Yes." "You can call a town?" "Well, let's see." "uh... hi." "Uh, uh, hello." "Is this Mitexi town hall?" "I'm calling from Elmo." "You heard?" "Well, yes, it was shocking." "Their loss." "Well, I'm sure you have plans, but on the off chance you're free, um, how's tomorrow?" "Yes, I'll hold." "Get a good night's sleep." "Tomorrow we woo." "(what I sing is real and it's about love)" "(I used to be so mad and crazy almost all the time)" "(I'm telling you)" "(that I'm completely turned around)" "(and feeling like I should)" "(I'm really, really glad and really, really...) okay, kind of like the barneys sale." "Oh, you." "okay... so i stopped by the lost and found like you said and I, uh, didn't find any of my clothes there." "Oh." "Okay, come in." "Is this a duty-free shop?" "Small business." "I got a tax write-off." "Okay, you're savvy." "I get it." "Good for you." "let's just acknowledge the fact that all of these are mine, and I am cold." "So?" "Buy a sweater." "I bought this one last fall." "$200." "I got it for $80 at a sample sale." "Well, if you liked it so much, why did you leave 'em behind?" "Well, I didn't think I would be here for more than two days." "Me neither." "When Buzz said he was bringing me to america" "I thought he meant New York city." "Instead, he brought me here." "I almost turned around and went back." "But then I realized..." "I love that man." "So... now this is my New York." "Okay, well, how about you give a couple of boroughs back to me?" "Fine." "I guess you need something to cover up with." "Got those little legs." "Here." "Thanks." "All right." "And I will be taking my burberry manor bag." "Oh, no, no, that's a good bag." "Yeah, I know." "I'll be back!" "whoa, that's some coat." "pretty fancy cuffs." "Oh, thanks." "So, uh, what's a girl gotta do to get a salesperson around here?" "Uh, go to New York?" "It's, uh, self-service." "Here." "Oh, you don'T... yeah." "Have to... there we go." "Okay." "wow." "Sturdy." "Yeah, must feel kind of weird not being 3 inches off the ground." "Just take a second, get your land legs back." "Thanks for your help." "No problem." "Can you help me something?" "Oh, sure." "Were you looking for something in a boot or a loafer?" "I'm, uh, trying to put something together for Franklin's eulogy and I kinda got stuck." "I was thinking, you're a writer... okay... who was he?" "What did he do for a living?" "Uh, not much." "Pretty much liked to sit on that bench on the corner and shoot the breeze." "How about places he liked to travel?" "What kind of music did he like?" "Yeah, he pretty much visited the bench." "Oh, he was deaf in one ear." "Oh." "Oh, there you are, son." "Been looking for you." "Oh." "We on for dinner friday?" "Yeah, what you making?" "No, no, no, we do the cooking, like Franklin used to do every friday." "Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right." "We're the dads now." "We do it." "Oh, that sounds fun." "yeah." "I'll get back to you." "well, okay." "Hey, um... go crazy." "Buy yourself another ball of twine." "No dinners?" "Yeah, I don't think so." "I mean, I used to do it with Franklin, but I'm not really an "every friday night dinner" kind of guy." "Oh, I get it-- don't make any plans, don't count on me." "You're that "I don't need anybody, crawl into a cave" guy catchy." "That your new book?" "You know, everyone likes to sit down with another human being and share a meal from time to time." "It's all right to admit it." "Okay." "Thanks, coach." "You're still a coach, right?" "From the calves up, I am." "Okay, guys, eyes on the prize." "What do we do on our first date?" "Compliment them." "Flirt." "Pick your moment to make a move." "Every woman knows a man doesn't touch you unless he means siness." "And whatever you do, don't talk about the ex." "Pakuma." "yikes, golden girls." "Don't judge." "hi!" "hi!" "I'm Pam, and this is Barbara." "Oh, hello!" "Hello." "Hi!" "Oh, we thought you were a New York city girl." "Oh!" "Oh, I am." "I'm just mixing and matching a little." "You know, trying the local wares." "Oh, maybe you should try Mitexi local." "You come into town any time you want." "Babs and I will get you suited up." "You betcha." "Well, I can see you are a wiz with a glue gun." "well, shall we?" "Yes, sure." "Oh... our best smoked trout." "Not that yours isn't smoking'." "Oh!" "Oh, we haven't smoked fish in just ages now." "Not with the men gone." "No." "Where did they go?" "Well, the sea took most of them except for Pam's husband." "He left on his own." "Barb!" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Yeah, Pakuma had a sea." "That's one shoreline I'll never walk along again." "But... we're better off for it because it prepared us to meet you." "Oh. the timing does feel right." "mm-hmm." "What with winter not too far away," "I don't think I could go through another one alone." "And you shouldn't have to." "oh, thank you, tiffanii." "Tiffanii here was miss forget-me-not two years running." "You live here?" "did you know that?" "no, I swear." "How's it going, slim?" "Just here on business from Elmo." "Our new moon festival is legendary." "Looking for someone to share it with." "You interested?" "Just might be." "Great!" "You'll love it." "Everyone will be there, including me." "I will be there." "So... we are so excited to be in Mitexi." "Oh, you have an eyelash." "Make a wish." "Okay!" "Well, great date." "Uh, we really ought to be going now." "Mm-hmm." "We have a 3:00 with tala." "The chicken town?" "Uh, wow, we really should do this again sometime." "Uh, maybe you all wanna come to Elmo." "We've done some fabulous things with Main street-- very happening, very now." "Um, we'll call you." "Yeah." "Oh." "Oh." "back pat--not good." "Hey, how about you buy your old man another beer, son?" "Yeah, I'm gettin' kind of low here myself." "Ah, you guys are getting expensive." "Well, one day you'll get old, and you'll have a son who'll take you out to get you drunk" "You better get on that." "Get on what?" "You'll be old before you know it." "Yeah." "And things start giving out on ya." "Amen." "I used to run 5 miles every morning." "5 miles." "Now I bend over to tie my shoes, and my bones sound like bubble wrap." "In my day, I could bench-press 250." "Now a gallon jug kicks my ass." "Okay, you're both gettin' old." "We get it." "When did I get to be "the old guy"?" "Oh, we're all changing." "I used to fire hundreds of people in one fell swoop." "Now I'm waiting around to see if one woman wants to fire me." "When did I become "the weak guy"?" "You're not weak, man." "You're just... whipped?" "(and I don't care what anyone thinks about me)" "(I'm not afraid of what you say or do)" "(it doesn't hurt me I'm telling you)" "(that I'm completely over you well)" "(I don't care what you do)" "(I'm really, really glad)" "(I'm really, really, really over you)" "(I'm feeling good)" "you going night fishing --Yeah, for a date." "I'm gonna string flowers on these and make little garlands dress the town up bit in case we get a second date." "You're right." "That's a much more sensible use for these." "Oh, thank you." "Soe have you to thank for the new shiny stoplight?" "Oh, well, you can't give a town a new "I've been dumped" haircut so that was the next best thing." "Oh, this." "Yeah." "I couldn't get my other coat on over the sweater, and I needed the sweater, so..." "that was Franklin's coat." "Oh." "Well... it's a great coat." "It's warm, for starters." "It smells good." "It'S... pine and--and... and wood smoke and..." "something else." "Spaghetti." "Yes." "Yeah, he always wore the coat when he was cooking-- never wanted to raise the thermostat." "Every friday was spaghetti." "That hole there... he caught his sleeve in the flame once." "Really?" "Dinner with Franklin was always burnt spaghetti, one sad candle, a couple of beers... some good stories." "I don't know, though." "It was great." "Well, maybe that's what you should talk about-- those friday nights, the memories, the... things that stick with you." "He's still a part of you." "I'm sorry you lost him." "The coat works." "what's the word on Mitexi?" "Tell me something good." "Radio silence." "Maybe they lost our number." "Maybe we should call, and if they answer, we'll hang up." "Okay, and then what are you gonna say when they star 69 you?" "Hey... ho... that's not a greeting, Patrick." "oh." "Hello." "(Ow, she's a brick)" "(house)" "(she's mighty mighty)" "(just lettin' it all hang out)" "(ow, she's a brick)" "(house)" "Annie?" "You okay?" "'Cause, uh, your sternum's just flapping in the wind." "And what's with the slut clompers?" "Are those mine?" "Oh, uh..." "I bought them from Mai." "What's the matter, Patrick?" "I thought you would like this look." "You seemed to like it just fine on tiffanii." ""Oh, you have an eyelash."" "tiffanii with the crazy halloween eyes?" "Oh, don't pretend you didn't like her." "All this time, I thought," ""oh, okay, he's shy guy." "I can work with that."" "I embraced that!" "But the second you saw that little mukslut you warmed right up." "Hey now, when someone has an eyelash, you let 'em make a wish." "It's just common decency." "I did it to theresa the other day." "It's true." "It was creepy." "A man never touches a woman by accident." "Am I right?" "Oh, you're not entirely wrong, but I don't think tiffanii's his type." "Who cares what type the girl is," "when her skirt's so short you can see her whatnots?" "Yeah!" "I like your buttons, because they give me something to look forward to." "And I like your normal shoes because I'm always taller than you." "And your skin is the closest to perfect I've ever seen." "You don't need all that stuff." "The only reason I touched that girl's eyelash 'cause it was freaking me out!" "I sold the burial plot." "Oh." "Well, I hadn't really decided yet." "Yeah, i decided." "If you don't know whether you want to be with me in life you're definitely not ready to be with me for eternity" "Wow." "You sold my space." "Our space." "I sold the whole thing." "You don't wanna die in Elmo?" "I'll decide when I get there." "Hey." "Oh, nice." "Mai?" "Yeah." "Oh, sorry." "Hey, did you sign up for that E.M.S.?" "Oh, yeah." "No." "Why not?" "I don't know." "I just don't see it fitting into my life right now." "They called!" "They called!" "Mitexi called for a second date!" "hey, you!" "Dolce pants!" "no freebies today." "I need more things." "This is not a soup kitchen." "We have our second date with Mitexi today." "I have spent days weeding and painting and polishing Elmo." "Now I need to polish up." "Too late for you." "Considering you hijacked my fall collection" "I think I'm being more than fair." "You had your chance." "I saw it." "You're the girl in these magazines." "I see you in here all the time." "Buzz brings 'em back from his trips." "At the parties, holding champagne glasses, wearing the very tall shoes." "Yeah, you were living my dream, and then you just ran away from it." "Uh, well, technically, it cheated on me, but I see your point." "Sure, the clothes were great and the parties were fun, but it wasn't perfect." "Some of those dresses were borrowed, and the shoes were very tight." "Bad for the back, really." "Yeah?" "You looked happy to me." "Yeah, I thought I was." "But every time I went away to teach people how to be in relationships mine fell apart a little bit." "My friends were names in a cell phone, and my fiance... well, you know how that worked out." "Yeah, everybody knows." "Yeah." "So if you're not gonna be that girl anymore, who you gonna be?" "I have no idea." "Keep the sweater." "It looks good on you." "There they are!" "There they are!" "Keep it cool, annie." "It's just a second date." "Ladies!" "So glad you could make it." "Hello!" "Hi." "Hi!" "oh." "Muffin?" "I made 'em myself." "Oh!" "A man who can cook." "Oh, your stock is certainly rising." "(both) oh." "Right there." "Oh!" "I don't know, Pam." "It's not much, is it?" "We can make do." "It is a bit shabby, isn't it?" "Yes." "We just painted." "And I personally shined the stoplight." "Well, some garden gnomes might really spruce up this corner." "Um... that's usually where the men put their chain saws before they go into the bar." "Oh." "Not helping." "Well..." "Oh, that could be cute and the raft section." "Yes!" "Oh, and let's get rid of this bench." "Bring in some rocking chairs." "Perfect." "Ah, just... a second." "I'm sorry, this was Franklin's bench." "The bench stays." "Oh, well, we'll keep the guys sitting on it." "They're not bad, huh?" "Not bad?" "Well, we can't really afford to be picky anymore." "These men are great." "The whole town is." "It's a village, dear." "Well... maybe it takes a village to tell a town to go to hell." "I beg your pardon?" "Well... who are you miss glue gun, to tell us we're not a town anymore?" "We haven't changed." "We lost someone... to old age." "'Cause when people come here, they tend to stick around." "A millionaire left his empire to find happiness here." "A pilot in Elmo gets to fly his plane whenever the hell he wants, 'cause he's his own boss here." "Well, a girl who was searching for love in the wrong places found the right man in moments." "Things like that happen here, because... in Elmo, people get to be who they really are." "We don't need the shiny stoplights or the dolce pants." "So I suggest you ladies go on back to Mitexi, 'cause we've got a festival to throw, and... no one likes a sequined party crasher." "come on, Barbara." "Bye-bye!" "Well, they dug their own grave, that's all I can say." "Pam!" "Oh, my god, help!" "Somebody help!" "Somebody!" "I don't think she's breathing." "Hold on." "Oh!" "Oh, Pam, don'die!" "oh!" "you saved my life." "Yeah!" "Yeah." "Us Elmo women aren't half bad either." "I think we should rethink this whole sister city thing after all." "It's about time we went out on our own." "So you're "tending to stick around," huh?" "Tending to, yes." "Hi." "So this is the new moon festival?" "Pretty much" "Yeah, what do you think?" "Hard to see the moon through the rubber tire smoke but otherwise, it's pretty great." "I don't believe I tried to force Mitexi on you." "But you didn'T." "You stopped it." "I guess so." "Well, that's what counts, right?" "I guess I was trying to feel better about who I was." "Well, I don't know who you were before-- except someone "from away" who wrote a lot of books-- but who you are now is someone who made a lot of people feel really good," "and that's gotta count for something, right?" "Is that a career?" "Around here, it could be." "A lot of memories here." "Yep." "Nothing like wasting time with Franklin." "I was hoping you guys could help me with the funeral." "The point with family is, you don't have to ask." "So we still on for friday night?" "7:00." "I'm making my enchilada casserole." "Sounds good." "Nice night." "Kind of perfect." "Only thing missing is Franklin." "Guess there's no sense having the polar bear swim without him." "Who says?" "Marin?" "Jane?" "Can you hear me?" "Yeah, I-I can hear you." "So what's the latest?" "Did the new town leave the old town for a younger town yet?" "Uh... no, it-- well, it's a long story." "Great." "We'll make it a 2-parter with your setup article." "Not happening." "No?" "You're playing dead for a little longer?" "Not quite." "Uh, let me get back to you." "someone once said that you have to... think about the things that stick when someone passes." "Uh, with Franklin," "I'm going to remember the friday dinners... the way his house smelled.... the, uh, the cuckoo clock that went off once every seven minutes" "and, uh, and the stories about Elmo... about my dad." "Yeah, that's what's gonna keep him alive for me." "a friend of mine recently delivered a beautiful eulogy about his friend-- a man who mattered." "Everyone will be remembered." "And if that's the case, you have to ask yourself," ""how do you want your story to go?"" "How do you want to be remembered... well, he tried to start a circus... by what you did for a living, what you accomplished or how you made people feel?" "Every day's another chance for you to decide who you want to be a chance to challenge yourself to be a different version of you-- a braver version... a person who isn't afraid to grab joy and take it for a spin." "(family helping all the way)" "(now I'm here today)" "(five records later)" "(do you hear me say "don't")" "(don't)" "(when they say you can't be)" "(ooh) letting go is never easy," "because hanging on to the past feels good." "(Then you just believe then you can succeed...) but sometimes it's only when you let go that you can make room for the rest of your life to show up." "(But if old Ben Franklin)" "(would've been frightened by lightning)" "(if he would've stayed inside then)" "(we'd still be in the dark)" "(martin luther king)" "(did some beautiful things) but as hard as you think it will be to leave the old you behind sometimes when you do, it's the most alive you've ever felt." "standing at the jumping-off point is a weird feeling, but not quite as weird as jumping into the ocean with a bunch of alaskan men." "Transcript:" "Raceman, Synchro: ikpko"

"Man:" "Well, that party was a dud." "Man 2:" "I think I struck out with, like, 20 girls." "And..." "My condom expired." "We are losers!" "We've tried everything." "(sighs)" "We're covered in drakkar," "I've got fresh new white socks," "And I thought our mime work in there" "Was excellent!" "What?" "Um, are we in a zombie movie right now?" "(hiccups)" "(scoffs)" "(sniffing)" "Boys..." "Today is your lucky day." "Because today..." "I'm gonna teach you how to... (vomiting)" "...Live." "Who's got gum?" "Narrator:" "Kids, for a brief period when I was seven," "My best friend was a balloon." "It was the classic story:" "Boy meets balloon," "Boy and balloon become friends," "Boy loses balloon" "When mom sets out hot dogs in the backyard." "No!" "Narrator:" "Decades later, boy's new best friend finds out" "About the whole thing and never lets him live it down." "I hate you so much." "Narrator:" "The whole thing taught me a lesson." "If you love something," "You can never let it go," "Not even for a second," "Or it's gone forever." "Well, at least I still got my hot dogs." "No!" "Narrator:" "It was a lesson that took me" "Nearly 30 years to unlearn." "Where could barney be?" "Oh, relax." "He always finds his way home." "St. Patrick's day, 2008." "He did not find his way home that night." "That dumpster was a block from his apartment." "I call that a win." "(laughs)" "Also, that isn't the filthiest trash he's ever slept with." "Ho!" "My future husband, folks!" "(both laughing)" "Or maybe he bailed on the wedding." "Oh, come on." "Don't even think like that." "Well, he's terrified of commitment" "Although, ironically, loves being tied down..." "Look, as the run-offee at my own almost-wedding," "I can tell you you are fine." "Barney is no stella." "Mmm." "Hey, have you talked to her in a while?" "Stella?" "Yeah." "The woman who broke my heart" "And embarrassed me in front of" "All my friends and loved ones?" "(laughing):" "Uh..." "No." "Narrator:" "That was a lie." "A few days earlier," "I had talked to stella on the phone." "Because, as you may recall," "I'm kind of the wedding gift master." "Okay, I'm gonna stop you." "Do you not hear" "How weird this all sounds?" "You're going to your ex-girlfriend's wedding." "It's not weird at all." "Where you'll be the best man..." "Utterly not weird." "And now, less than a week before the wedding," "You're calling the woman who left you at the altar" "And moved three time zones away" "On the razor-thin chance" "That I somehow ended up" "With her grandmother's locket?" "You know what's weird, stella?" "Not seeing star wars" "Until you're 30." "You're trying to blow up the wedding." "You called c-3po "the tin man."" "He is made of tin!" "It's tatooine scrap metal!" "This is not an argument you are gonna win." "Now, do you have the locket or not?" "Look, I might have it somewhere" "In one of my old boxes in our storage locker," "But even if I did, I cannot get out there this week." "I'm totally swamped." "One ticket to los angeles, please." "Marshall:" "So the reason someone can't come up" "To fix the air conditioning" "Is that the ghost of captain dearduff," "Who haunts this room," "Likes it muggy?" "That's correct." "Although, now that I say it out loud," "It does sound kind of ridiculous," "Because there's no such thing as ghosts." "Right?" "You have outflanked me, front desk guy!" "Victory is yours!" "Narrator:" "The truth is, there was a ghost in that room." "You see, minutes earlier," "Marshall had been in the middle of the worst fight" "Of his marriage," "When all of sudden, lily stormed out." "Damn it, lily." "This is so unfair." "I know!" "Storming out in the middle of an argument?" "So childish!" "Thank you, ghost lily." "I'm glad at least you see it that way." "Although, let's be honest, I did you a favor." "You were gonna lose." "I..." "What?" "I was gonna lose?" "Uh, check your spectral scorecard, ghost lily." "I had you on the ropes." "That's why you ran out." "I ran out because you brought up san francisco." "It was a valid point." "It's ancient history." "If you're mad at anyone," "You're mad at 2006 lily." "Well, I can't very well have an argument with 2006... (à la borat):" "Is nice!" "(normal voice):" "Do people still say that?" "I'm sorry, how exactly" "Are you gonna teach us how to live?" "The journey to awesome" "Starts with a single..." "Actually, lots of singles." "We're going to a strip club." "(laughs) strip club?" "We're in the middle of nowhere." "There is always a strip club." "Hey, are you a little worried this guy might kill us?" "We just put a down payment on adult bunk beds." "Would getting killed really be so bad?" "Good point." "I got a weird feeling." "I mean, there's something off about..." "Whoa!" "Barney:" "Question:" "Why does this sign say "gentlemen's club"?" "Answer:" "Because the crab shed" "Is a place for gentlemen." "A gentleman" "Tips generously." "A gentleman uses" "The complimentary bathroom cologne... (whispering):" "...But not too much." "Oh." "This is important." "Your instinct may be" "To avoid the free buffet." "Your instinct is wrong." "Don't sleep on the meatballs, gentlemen." "They are" "Exquisite!" "Come on!" "You know, I liked stella." "Even though she broke your heart," "I'd still put her in your top five." "Which are...?" "All right, number five, stella." "Mm-hmm." "Number four, zoey." "Number three, uh, the slutty pumpkin." "Ah." "That time you guys pretended to be a couple" "When barney was trying to sell the apartment." "(both laugh)" "And number one, victoria." "Well, you've given this some thought." "Well, we all have." "There's kind of a running e-mail chain about it." "But the pastry chef was the best." "No question." "I do miss her sticky buns." "Uh, euphemism?" "Nope." "(laughs)" "Can I be honest?" "Um, it was kind of crazy how all of sudden" "It was just..." "Over between you and victoria." "I mean..." "You guys were seven years in the making." "She left her fiancé for you." "What..." "Why would you break up?" "What happened?" "(clears throat)" "We, um..." "We broke up because of you." "Oh, my god, this is amazing!" "I ruined my pants, but it's totally worth it!" "Best meatballs ever!" "Mmm!" "I'm gonna ask" "A serious question right now." "Can a person live in a strip club?" "Yes." "For the next few years," "Your strip club will be like home." "Then, one day, you'll date a stripper" "And almost marry her, and after that," "You'll realize you're done with strip clubs." "In the sense that you'll dial it back to, like, once a week." "I feel like I can talk to women now." "Yeah." "You just stick a dollar bill in your mouth," "And the conversation starts itself." "You know, I think we're ready to go back to that party" "And meet some ladies." "(laughs) yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "You!" "Are!" "Not!" "Ready!" "Your training is complete" "When I say your training is complete!" "Come on, let's go." "You-you broke up with victoria" "Because of me?" "She didn't want us to be friends anymore," "So I had to let her go." "Ted..." "I just..." "Wow, I..." "And-and you haven't talked to her since?" "Haven't talked to her since." "Narrator:" "Also a lie." "Unbelievable." "And I assume this is all in the hopes" "That robin'll ditch her own wedding" "And run off with you?" "What?" "No." "I would never." "You would never run off with a girl" "On the day of her wedding?" "Ri..." "Okay, that's a fair point." "I'm not done." "...Ight." "So, do you have it?" "I'm looking at it right now." "What?" "Oh, uh..." "Stay there." "I'm-I'm on my way." "I'm in germany." "Danke schon!" "I see." "Look, if it means that much to you," "As soon as I'm done here at the bakery," "I'll overnight it." "It'll be there in 24 hours." "(exhales)" "Thank you." "So this bakery, what kind of, uh..." "You want me to send you" "Some chocolate truffle streuselkuchen?" "Yes, please, you're the best, thank you." "Narrator:" "But then, 24 hours later..." "Disaster." "Man:" "I'm sorry, mr." "Mosby." "It says here your package was delivered earlier today." "Your wife signed for it." "My..." "What?" "I..." "I don't have a wife." "So, then, who's jeanette mosby?" "Oh, you're kidding me." "Oh, my gosh, 2013 me!" "So many questions!" "How many myspace friends do I have now?" "Has james blunt put out" "The steady stream of number one hits" "We all expect from him?" "And why are we in this hotel room?" "We're here for barney's wedding." "Barney's wedding?" "Oh, god." "What desperate ho-bag" "Is handcuffing herself to that time bomb?" "My dad did a real number on me." "Okay, uh..." "Ghost lily, seven-years-ago ghost lily," "Can we get on with this" "So I can win the argument" "And we can move on to my regularly scheduled fantasy" "Of you two making out with each other?" "Sure." "Just so you know," "I really like it when..." "I know." "I'm you." "And I don't like that anymore." "Marshall:" "Okay, yes," "Seven-years-ago lily," "Maybe I am wrong for still being mad at you" "About san francisco and our breakup." "But the truth is, when you left me," "That was the saddest I've ever been in my life." "Really?" "The saddest you've ever been in your life?" "Saddest I've ever been in my life." "I mean, I am sitting right here." "Look, dad, yes, obviously, losing you was way worse," "But I'm trying to make a bigger point here." "And what point is that?" "Because she hurt you once, you now get to hurt her?" "It's not how it works in a marriage." "All:" "Ooh..." "You're totally gonna lose." "I can't believe you're open at this hour." "I'm always open for my friends." "What are we doing here?" "We should go back to the party." "In relaxed-fit domestic denim?" "I'm sorry, is this a costume party," "And you're going as 1994?" "Would you be a peach and bump this, please?" "Who cares about any of this?" "They're just clothes." "Just clothes?" "Ted" "Sorry, force of habit" "Boys, suits are cool." "Exhibit a." "I don't care how well-dressed I am." "The real challenge is walking up to a girl" "That I've never met before" "And somehow talking to her with words from my mouth." "I've looked at it from every possible angle." "There's just no way to do it." "(both chuckle)" "What's your name?" "Justin." "Have you met justin?" "Uh, no." "Hi, I'm julie." "So simple, so elegant." "Hmm." "That's it?" "You just walk up to someone you don't know" "And introduce them to your buddy?" "I don't know." "That sounds kind of..." "Have you met kyle?" "Hi, kyle." "Are you jesus?" "!" "I would have understood," "You know?" "I mean, if you told me" "That we couldn't be friends anymore," "I-I wouldn't have liked it," "But I, god, I would have understood." "I could never do that." "Ted, okay, I insist that you tell me why not." "Answer the question." "It's..." "It's for the bride." "I'm not gonna answer the question," "Because you know the answer." "You want to talk about my top five?" "There's no top five, robin!" "There's just a top one, and it's you." "And the only reason I'm saying any of this is 'cause" "I know that it's not gonna change anything." "You and barney are getting married today." "If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening." "I thought you don't like guns." "I'm the best man." "I swore on the bro code." "I don't want to go to bro hell." "Bro hell sounds bad." "I'm sure barney's got a whole thing about bro hell." "But what about when we get back from our honeymoon?" "What about our first night out at the bar?" "But what then?" "I mean, is it gonna be weird?" "No." "How can you be so sure?" "Because I'm not gonna be there." "I'm moving to chicago." "You're moving to chicago?" "That's right." "I'm gonna work for hammond druthers." "The penis-building guy?" "They're not all penis buildings." "They just designed this clamshell amphitheater" "For the st." "Louis symphony." "That one, it doesn't look like a penis, anyway." "I can't believe you're leaving new york." "Wait, is this be-- is this because of me?" "No, it's not because of you." "Well, maybe at first it was, but... (sighs)" "(grunts)" "It's been a really long week." "Some stuff has happened and..." "It's just made me feel like it's, it's time to move on." "Yes, good things happened to me in new york," "But bad things happened, too." "Like your top five worst relationships?" "Okay, come on." "Let me hear it." "Number five, blah blah." "Mm-hmm." "Number four, boats, boats, boats." "Number three, karen." "Mm." "Number two, uh, zoey." "She made both lists." "Number one, by a landslide, jeanette." "Jeanette, of course." "By the way," "Have you talked to jeanette lately?" "I haven't talked to her." "Narrator:" "Liar." "So I was at your apartment stealing your mail," "And apparently there's some chick named victoria" "Sending you jewelry" "From germany?" "Somebody owes somebody an explanation." "Jeanette, that locket is a wedding gift for robin." "Robin?" "!" "Oh, god, this again?" "That I'm giving to her as a friend" "Because I'm kind of the wedding gift master!" "Now bring it back to me right now!" "Fine." "Meet me at the bow bridge" "In central park in one hour." "And by the way, I want kenny back." "Who's kenny?" "!" "My pet tarantula." "(gasps)" "By the way, I love your hair." "I love your hair!" "Imaginary women, right?" "I need everyone to just be quiet, please." "Look, I know that I could have handled all of this better." "But setting aside the fact that all of our friends are here" "And that we don't speak italian," "If we stay in new york, we both get to follow our dreams." "Are we really gonna go someplace" "Where only one of us gets to do that?" "Of course not." "Well, then how can you...?" "Wait-- what?" "We're not moving to Italy." "We have a baby." "It makes sense to stay here." "Even I know that." "You do?" "So..." "I win?" "Well, then, ho, hey, ho." "In your ethereal face, ghost lily." "Oh, yeah, the convincer right here!" "She thought I was gonna lose." "You agonna lose." "You're gonna lose this." "If you keep lying to me," "If you keep cutting me out of decisions," "If you keep using words like "winning" and "losing"" "When you talk about our marriage." "It's not like it'll happen all at once," "But if you keep acting this way," "Little by little," "You're gonna lose me." "Is that what you want?" "No, of course not." "You're not my enemy." "You're my wife." "(à la borat):" "My wife!" "(normal voice):" "Right?" "No." "Sorr..." "Sorry." "We should probably head back." "Do you want to watch the sun come up?" "Sure." "Jeanette:" "Thanks for meeting me here." "I'm heading over to the east side to stuff a dead squirrel" "Into a different ex-boyfriend's mailbox," "So, you know, this made sense." "Of course." "So, can I have the locket?" "No." "What?" "Jeanette..." "Ted, listen to me." "You're being crazy." "I'm being crazy?" "!" "Yes!" "How long have you been hung up on robin?" "Eight years?" "!" "And you're still killing yourself" "To fetch dumb little trinkets for her." "That's crazy!" "That's more than crazy." "I don't think there's a word for what that is!" "Actually, there is a word for that." "It's "love."" "I'm in love with her, okay?" "If you're looking for the word that means caring about someone" "Beyond all rationality and wanting them to have" "Everything they want, no matter how much" "It destroys you, it's love!" "And when you love someone, you just, you..." "You don't stop, ever." "Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy." "Even then." "Especially then!" "You just-- you don't give up!" "Because if I could give up..." "If I could just, you know, take the whole world's advice" "And-and move on and find someone else, that wouldn't be love." "That would be..." "That would be some other disposable thing" "That is not worth fighting for." "But I-- that is not what this is." "So, please, can I have the locket?" "Cuckoo." "I think we should get back together." "Robin:" "And..." "New day." "Yep, new day." "♪ close your eyes..." "Okay, you need to get at least a little sleep." "♪ do you feel my heart beating?" "♪" "♪ do you understand?" "♪ do you feel the same?" "Barney (slurring):" "A few final thoughts." "Don't get married until you're 30." "Play laser tag once a week." "Give at least as many high fives as you get." "Teacup pigs are lady magnets," "But very hard to care for." "Not worth the effort." "The same goes for dogs and babies." "And most importantly," "Whatever you do in this life," "It's not legendary" "Unless your friends are there to see it." "Good luck, boys." "Take care of the game for me." "We will." "Did you ever get his name?" "No." "What'd he give you?" "I don't know," "But I think it's important." "♪ I don't want to lose this feeling ♪" "Lil-lily..." "I love you." "And I'm so sorry." "It doesn't matter where we live." "I just want us to be..." "We're staying in new york." "What?" "No." "Yes." "It just makes sense." "I've missed you so much." "♪ am I only dreaming?" "I have to let go now." "♪ is this burning I know you do." "♪ an eternal flame?" "♪ close your eyes, give me your hand, darling ♪" "♪ do you feel my heart beating?" "♪" "♪ do you understand?" "♪ do you feel the same?" "♪ am I only dreaming?" "When we went out on our first date," "At the end of the night," "Did you want me to kiss you?" "Yeah, I did." "Damn it!" 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"So, what do you think?" "Not bad, I suppose." ""Not bad," she says as she walks in from the outdoor patio, past the fax machine and the minibar, complimentary basket of fruit." "This is the perfect way to spend a weekend." "Come on." "Big-screen TV." "Two hundred channels." "Look at this." "HBO, ESPN, The History Channel." "Turner Classic Movies." "I take it you're not interested in the premium channels?" "There's only one thing I'm interested in right now." " Do you think they bought it?" " l did." " That's fairly obvious." " For your information, that's my knee." "Whatever." "You can get off of me now." "It's only been ten minutes." "I have a reputation to protect." "We're not even sure if we're under surveillance yet, Tony." "You can't be too careful when you're undercover." "Let's give it another 40 minutes, just to be realistic." "Realistic, huh?" "In that case..." " ..." "I'll just ride on top." " l can live with that." " What was that for?" " Because that was definitely not your knee." "Oh, she's very beautiful, Jethro." "Her name's Sophie Ranier." "She's murdered over 25 people, Duck." "And her friend?" "Her husband." "Jean-Paul Ranier." "Both Canadian citizens, both contract assassins." "She suffered extensive injuries." "It may take quite a while to determine the actual cause of death." "They were killed in a car accident two days ago outside of Kuwait International Airport." " Here's the accident report." " l'm assuming this is urgent." "I've waited three months to see Giselle." "Yeah, apologies about the girlfriend, Duck." " But I do need you to" " Giselle's a ballet." "You really should get out of your basement more, Jethro." "We need to know everything we can about these two, Ducky." "Why is NClS investigating this?" "Marine cid found two fake U.S. passports and two first-class tickets for Washington, D.C. in their luggage." "They have reservations at the Barclay through November 1 0th." " Marine Corps Birthday." " They're holding the ball there." "Hosted by the commandant of the Marine Corps." "Our top military leaders, congressmen and agency directors will be there, including me." "Tony and Ziva have taken their room reservations at the Barclay." "They're there now pretending to be these two." " They're working blind, Duck." " We're counting on you to fill them in on some of the more personal details of our couple." "Oh, though it may be common knowledge that I talk to my patients, unfortunately, to date, none of them have ever answered me back." "Listen harder." "Sweetheart, you know what I could really use right now?" "Some deodorant?" "I was thinking more along the lines of a back massage." "Good idea." "Why don't you roll over like a good boy." "Oh, wow." "Oh, and to think my mother thought I was too good for you." "What'd I miss?" "They had sex." " Did they have contact with anyone?" " Just each other." "Multiple times." "Was it good for you?" "Wait." "Someone's knocking at their door." " Who is it?" " Room service." "Room service." "Compliments of the hotel management." "Gibbs wants me to sweep the room for bugs and place some of our own." "And he also wants to talk to you." "You can put it over there, please." "Very good, ma'am." "Garçon, we'd like some extra bath towels." "Of course." "Just checking to make sure everything's in order." "Would you like me to have the maid make up the bed for you, sir?" "Oh, that won't be necessary." "Oh, and will you check the minibar?" "We'd like it restocked with Red Bull." "Red Bull." " That'll keep you up all night, ma'am." " Exactly." "Please accept this assortment of cheeses compliments of the hotel." " What's wrong?" " Room service put a tray" " on our microphone." " Well, you know what that means." "We're screwed?" "Nope." "You get to dress up as a maid, Maya." "If you whisper, it should be okay." " Comfortable, DiNozzo?" " Well, yeah." "I'm working on it." "Why do you ask?" "We're looking at you, Agent DiNozzo." "All of you." " Sorry about that." " DiNozzo." "What the hell are you doing?" "You're married assassins." "You're not visiting the Playboy mansion." "It was kind of Ziva's idea, boss." " lncoming call." " Have her answer it." "Sweet cheeks, do you think you could go over and answer the phone for me while I pour us some champagne?" "Thanks, honey." "Yes." "There's a cell phone in the Bible next to your bed." "Got it." "Keep it with you at all times." "You have dinner reservations at the hotel dining room at 9:00." "Don't be late." "The concierge." "We were able to get into the dining room after all, my love." "It looks like I'm getting dressed up for you tonight." "That wasn't the concierge." "That was their contact." "We're on the move." "Let's go." "We've gotta get dressed for dinner." "I'm coming." "Don't look at me that way, Gibbs." "I was at league night when I got your 91 1 ." "I was two frames away from a perfect score." "And just for the record, the stupid outfits were not my idea." " l like it." " lt is kind of cute, huh?" "No sign of Mr. Palmer, I suppose." " Not since this afternoon, Ducky." " Abs, these are their personal effects." "Get yourself wired so you can feed whatever you find directly to DiNozzo and David." " Looking for anything in particular?" " Anything that will help those two act like them." " Solid on the visuals, Tony." " There's quite a crowd here tonight." " See anyone you know?" " Not yet." "But the night's just getting started, my little hairy butt." " Abs?" " l'm loading the photos." "Any scoop for our married couple?" "I have the breakdown of the contents of their stomachs and intestines." "If Mr. Ranier had lived, I would have suggested a more fibre-rich diet." "His colon was almost impacted with faecal material." "Do you think it's too late to order a salad?" "Good evening, table for two?" "I believe our food is here now." "McGee, report." "I've got the restaurant covered from the entrance, boss." "I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy." "Tony, the calluses on Mr. Ranier's hand," " suggest he was left-handed." " Switch hands, DiNozzo." "This is nice, isn't it?" "Yeah, a quiet little dinner, just the six of us." "Our friend is calling." " Abs, I want that number." " Got it." "Starting the reverse search directory now." "I'm glad you called." "We were getting bored." "I thought it would help to see your target in person tonight." " He's here?" " You don't see him?" "Relax, I've been flying for over 20 hours." "And the restaurant's packed." "We will." " Talk to me, Abs." " From a pay phone." "Address coming." "You didn't mention anything about being surrounded by U.S. Marines." "It's too dangerous for the sum you're paying us." "Accomplish your mission, we'll discuss more." "But you won't pay us more." "Got it. 2205 M Street." "He's calling from a pay phone inside the restaurant." " DiNozzo." "McGee." " Already moving." "I have to go to the little boys' room." " l have to talk to my boss." " Do that." "We'll wait for you to" "He hung up." "Don't move." "Federal agent." "It's me, probie." "He's gone." "Must've slipped out through the kitchen." "I didn't even get a look." "You want us back in the squad room?" "No. I want you and Ziva back in your room, maintaining your cover." "Oh, all night?" "Do I stutter or something, DiNozzo?" "Afraid I'll bite, Tony?" "The name is Jean-Paul, Sophie." "Jean-Paul." " Hey, Abs, what do you got?" " l have a "whoopee"" " and I have a but." " Abby-- l've got a photo of the man that Tony and Ziva are gonna assassinate." " But?" " But I have no idea which of these 32 photos is him." "What makes you think the target's a male?" " Did you forget I'll be there?" " Nope." "Whoever set up the hit referred to the collar as a man." " You've made contact." " Ziva got a pay-phone call." "You trace it?" "Why didn't I think of that?" "Sorry, Jethro. I'm a little tired." "Yeah, well, you never could pace yourself very well." "I have one word for you, Jethro." " Positano." " Come on." "That was a week after I took a bullet." " Where did the call originate?" " Pay phone in the hotel." "We got there." "The guy was gone." "At least we know he's keeping tabs on the operation." "Abby's matching these photos with reservations in the restaurant." "She'll check the names against invites to the ball." "It'll narrow the target." "What if the hit has nothing to do with the ball?" " Someone who's a guest at the hotel?" " Ziva told him she didn't know the target would be surrounded by Marines." " And he wasn't surprised?" " No." "Hey, nothing's gonna happen tonight." "Tony and Ziva are hitting the rack." "All the backup teams are in place around the hotel." "Why don't you go grab 40 on the couch in your office." "No. I just need a little coffee." "Yeah?" "And when the caffeine jolt ends?" "I'll do what you do." " Get a refill." " You're not me." " Chauvinist." " Yeah." "Yeah." "I guess." "Good night, Jen." "Jethro." "I need to bounce something off you." "Okay, shoot." "My director side is telling me to flood that hotel with security and notify the fbi of a potential terrorist attack." "My agent side?" "If I do that, we lose the chance to take down an enemy cell operating inside the Capitol." "They'll scatter." "Of course, you'd stay the course." "Trust your people to get the job done." "Are you telling me what I'd do?" "Asking." "If I was director, I'd give my people another 24." "They can't get the job done, I'd notify the fbi." "You'd really do that?" "Nah." "But that's why I'll never be director." "The man snores like a drunken sailor." "Well, we won't have to listen much longer." "They saw their target at the restaurant." "We're on plan." "I watched the videotape of their session this afternoon, Maya." "It's pretty hot stuff." "Those two really know how to live their life." "You..." " ...ever think about that maybe" " Forget it." "We're here on a mission, period." "You want something more than coffee, call room service." "Oh, my God." "Ziva." "Come on, you're killing me here." "Sophie." " What?" " Nothing. I thought I heard something." "Crazy chick." "I heard that, my little hairy butt." "Good morning, boss." "Thank you." "Hey, boss, this was sitting on my front porch this morning." " What is it?" " lt's a package addressed to Ziva." "Well, yeah. I can see that, McGee." "What is in it?" "I wasn't sure if I should open it." "That's probably why she's using you as her mule." "Sunglasses?" "With different lenses?" "Why?" "To protect her eyes?" "I'll ask her. I'll find out." "Yeah, good idea, McGee." "Send their wake-up call." "Tony." "Hey, DiNozzo." "Tony." "This is great." "They're sleeping in a five-star hotel." "I'm a waiter." "Want to trade places, McGee?" "You're awake." "Since 05." " He snores." " l got a package here for you." "My shades." "Can you bring them up with breakfast?" "Sure." "Gibbs wants Tony up too." "My pleasure." "Jean-Paul, my little furry bear." " Wake up, chéri." " Name and position, boss." "Make the stitches precise, Mr. Palmer." " Yes, doctor." " And when you're done, I want the supply locker inventoried and cleaned." "I actually already did that, doctor." " Then do it again." " What have we found out, Duck?" "That my assistant, Mr. Palmer here, should keep his cell phone with him and turned on at all times." "What can you tell me about our assassins?" "Oh, Mr. Ranier here had his appendix removed." "Mrs. had her left wrist broken as a child." "We did, however, find some rather curious markings." " Markings?" " Tattoos might be more appropriate." "Almost invisible to the naked eye." "On the inside of the fourth digit of both of their left hands." " An eight?" " Or the sign for infinity." "Some kind of terrorist cell id?" "On their ring fingers, perhaps it means love forever." "You know, I want to take another look at the x-rays, make sure I didn't miss anything else." "Yeah, do it." "You missed a stitch there, Palmer." "We really should take you to see the doctor, sweet cheeks." "Why's that?" "Because you snore like a drunken sailor with emphysema." "Look who's calling the pot black." "Kettle." "The pot is calling the kettle black." "I'd really like some music." "Something with a little beat, dear." "Sorry." " What have we got?" " Sneaky people." "Top floor, northwest corner, Gibbs." "They have a laser trained on our room." "I can't believe that your sunglasses can detect different light spectrums." "Amazing." "We're going to need a diversion." " l think we can manage something," " Let's roll, McGee." ""Ziva, that is amazing."" "Big whoop, she has spy glasses." "Anyone could do that." "That's not amazing." " She's just" " You realise we can still hear you, right, Abby?" "I think I'm gonna need a cold shower after this." "Disgusting." "Give me those binoculars." "I don't know how much longer" " l can keep this up." " Ninety-six, 97, 98" "We're in position, DiNozzo." "Give it the big finish." "We could make a fortune with this off the Internet." "They're serial killers, Yussif." "I wouldn't recommend trying." " fbi, freeze!" " Put them down!" "What's this all about?" "I have a whole new respect for NClS, Agent McGee." " You guys are hard-core." " We got lucky." "It was actually the trained laser on the room that gave you away." "We were talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins." " Very convincing." " l don't think anyone in the fbi would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story." " l would." " Guys, they were acting." "Trust me." "I know when someone's acting when they're having sex." "It's true. I've met his wife." "Tony and Ziva wouldn't-- lt's unusual for a man to like love stories." "How do I explain to the director of the fbi that we're running an undercover op in his jurisdiction" " without informing him?" " With a smile." "It's not funny, Gibbs." "They had intel the two assassins were going to hit a target at the Marine Corps Birthday Ball." "Did you get that memo?" "No." "Why didn't I think of that?" "Because you're exhausted." "I told you get some sleep, and do that before you take on the director of the fbi." " l can't, Jethro." " l can fix this." " How?" " You're not the only one around here who knows how to play politics." "You're not serious?" "Your idea of politics usually involves some form of physical violence." "Well, you know what they say, Jen." "You can't make an omelette unless you break a few eggs." " Are we free to go now?" " Not yet." " What is NClS doing at the Barclay?" " Our job, Fornell." "Yeah?" "That involve jeopardising our operation?" "You're damn lucky we didn't blow these two away." "Which wouldn't have happened if you hadn't strayed into our jurisdiction." " Conference room." "Now." "Really?" " So anxious to play with the big boys." " Big boys, my ass." " Yeah, this is gonna be ugly." "Oh, yeah." "Fornell hasn't been this upset since" "The last time we saw him." "Gum?" ""The big boys"?" " We really screwed this one up." " Oh, you think, Tobias?" "The question is, how do we fix it without our directors getting into a world-class pissing match?" " Joint op." " Whose lead?" "My team's already in place." " Did you find out who hired them?" " Not yet." "Working on it." "I need more than that in my tap dance at the Hoover Building." "Give us 24 hours, then we flip." " fbi gets operational control?" " Yeah, and credit for the collar." "Agreed." "The directors get to save face and we" "Get the job done." " And people say we're bastards?" " Only because they know us." "I've got the ids on the people in the restaurant with invites to the Marine Corps Ball." " Abby." "Sorry." " Make sure Tony and Ziva get them." "Okay, should I also check the restaurant staff too?" "International assassins hired to take out a waiter." " l was just trying to be thorough." " No." "It's good." "Good instincts, Chip." "Run them." "Okay." "Abby, can I ask you a question?" "Yes." "Why don't you like Officer David?" "What makes you think I don't like her?" "I found this." "That." "Oh, I understand." "I have the same problem with DiNozzo." "Tony is a great guy." "You just have to get to know him." "Yeah, well, you don't know him like I do." "He gives new people grief, he learned that from Gibbs." "Okay, quiz time." "What's your take on Sophie Ranier's blood test?" "Well, she's got elevated levels of human chorionic gonadotropin." " Which means?" " She's pregnant?" " Good, Chip." "She's pregnant." " Who's pregnant?" "Ziva. I mean, not "Ziva" Ziva, but Sophie Ranier, our dead hit girl." "She's got a bun in the oven." "Like what you see, Agent DiNozzo?" "The room's clean except for the listening devices we installed." " We're free to talk." " Yeah, so you're the one who's been watching us?" "Oh, yeah." "When this is over, we really should go out for drinks." "I'd like that." "I'm pregnant, Tony." "Maybe some other time." "She was" " She was kidding." "Something wrong?" " Thanks." " She's really not your type anyway." "Hot and in a maid's outfit?" "They don't get any more my type." "He's learning." "Number's blocked." "Talk to me." "I've been told to negotiate a price commensurate with the risk." " l'm listening." " Not on the phone." "Be in the lobby in exactly one hour." "A black Lincoln will be waiting out front." "Make sure you're not followed." " ln position, boss." " Your people set, Tobias?" "Got four unmarked vehicles standing by." "We'll follow them wherever they go." "Tony, Ziva, get ready to roll." " Hour's almost up." " Roger that, boss." "You haven't fired your weapon, so it's already clean." "It calms my mind." "Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand." " The term's job at hand." " Same difference." "is something wrong?" "Trying to picture you pregnant." " Don't." " l have to." "I'm gonna be a father." "It's a great responsibility." " Maybe it's not yours." " Maybe she didn't know." "Oh, she knew." "So why take this contract, put our unborn child in danger?" "Perhaps we needed the money." " Kids are expensive." " Bullets are cheap." "There's a big chance this meeting is a setup, Tony." "Are you scared?" "Nope." "Excited." " No sign of the Lincoln yet." " That's a solid copy, McGee." "We're sending them down." "All mobile units, prepare to roll on my mark." "This reminds me of our op in the former Czech Republic." "You took a round in the thigh." "I had the same bad feeling before that op too." "We're on our way to the elevator, boss." "Tony, Ziva." "We're not taking any chances on this one." "First sign it goes bad, you call it." "Hold the door." " Thanks." " Sure." "Sweetheart." " Okay, black Lincoln just pulled up." " Yeah, I got a visual on that, McGee." "I got a match." "Abby." "A man and a woman just got out." "Heading into the hotel." " Car's leaving." " l can see that, McGee." " All units, hold your positions." " That's not our Lincoln." " The waiter's got a warrant on him." " For what?" "Murder." "You're getting off here." "Not a wise choice, Mr. and Mrs. Ranier." "Weapons." "We would have come to the third floor ourselves." "Three armed escorts seems a bit excessive." "Very good." "Our location and our number in two sentences." "It's too bad your friends can't hear you." " You're being jammed." " Bring them to my room." "If they resist shoot the woman." "Come on, let's go." "Tony, Ziva, do you copy?" "DiNozzo. I said, do you copy?" "McGee." "What the hell is going on there?" "Boss, they're not in their room." "They never arrived in the lobby." "My teams have the entire outside covered." "They didn't leave the hotel." "Last contact was at the elevator." "That's 1 1 floors they could've gotten off at." "Eleven floors, McGee." "How many rooms are we looking at?" "Well, if we don't count individual bathrooms" " and closets" " McGee." "Two hundred and sixty-four hotel rooms, 22 utility rooms." "They haven't checked in because they can't." "They're at the meet right now?" "They removed their earwigs and they dumped their comm" " when it was changed to the hotel." " We go room by room." " My people seal off the exterior." " No." "We wait." " What for?" " For Ziva to contact us." "We move now, we blow their cover." "And if their cover is already blown, director?" "There are two things you should be painfully aware of right now." "One, no one leaves this business." "And two, never threaten the people who employ you." "Should I be writing this down?" "I take that as a no." " Where is the disk?" " What disk?" "Where, Mrs. Ranier?" "What makes you think we have it?" "We spotted your backup at the restaurant." "On some level, you must've known this was gonna happen." "Observant." "How much is our disk worth to you?" "I have a better question." " What's it worth to you?" " lt's bad, Gibbs. lt's very, very bad." "Remember when we missed nabbing the guy in the restaurant?" "Tony said he didn't see anything." "But the eye sees more than we think it does. lt's the brain that misses stuff." "It has to do with the firing of the optic nerve and the visual cortex's" "You found something from Tony's camera." "I went through the feed frame by frame." "Tony is looking at the pay phone because that's where he thinks the target is." "But a camera doesn't think." "It just records." "So when he runs past the kitchen door of the restaurant, he got this." " Our bad guy." "Run it. I want a name." " l do. I did." "Marcos Siazon." "He's a contract assassin, Gibbs." "He's wanted in more than five countries." "It doesn't make any sense." "Why would a killer hire other killers to do a hit for him?" "Out of professional courtesy I've had Mr. Cord go lightly on your husband." "And I appreciate that." "Unfortunately, we're running out of time." "If you let him go, I'll tell you where the disk is." "You'll tell me either way, Mrs. Ranier." "Why don't you two take a moment." "Consider your options." " l might have a plan." " What?" "The Raniers obviously stole something they want." " You're gonna give it to them." " We don't have it." "You're gonna tell them it's in our hotel room." "The only way they'll find it is if you show them." "McGee should be waiting for us in there." "Good plan, except for one minor drawback." "What?" "When I leave, they'll most likely put a bullet through your head." "Oh, well, I didn't say it was a perfect plan." "Two centimetres below the supraorbital notch." "What do you make of it, Mr. Palmer?" "I originally assumed it was a spec of dirt on the exposure." " lt appears to be a heart?" " Yes." "A strange place to find one." "Don't you agree?" "It appears to be gold, surgically embedded in the conjunctival layer." "Perhaps some type of body jewellery." "Jewellery embedded in an eye." "Oh, yes." "You'd be amazed what people do to themselves." "To Abby, please." "You know, I doubt anyone would notice your little gold heart unless they knew it was there." "Staring into your eyes, face to face like a lover." "I found a chip in it." "Flash memory embedded underneath, sir." "Five hundred megabyte capacity." "Fifty MPS throughout." "Translation, it contains the Raniers' personal data in two files." "One has a list of numbered bank accounts, a deed for a restaurant, a house in Gilead, Maine." "We also ran the address." "The phone service and cable are scheduled to be turned on next week." "Sounds like a retirement plan." "She was pregnant." "They were getting out." " What about the other file?" " lt has a list of their clients." "Their names, addresses, phone numbers, all their information." " Insurance policy?" " Their ticket out." " They weren't hired to make a hit." " They are the hit." "Did you know the Peruvians make blades so sharp some people can't even feel the initial incision?" "Stop." " The disk's in our hotel room." " Don't." " He'll only use it" " Where?" "She has to show you." "Not what I asked." "You'll never find it without her even if you kill us." "Untie her." " l'm in position." " Clear the room." " l'm on my way up with the girl." " My pleasure." "Your only mistake was going for one last big payday." " You got greedy." " l'm pregnant." "Really?" "Congratulations." "Boy or girl?" "I don't know." "We want to be surprised." "It's the best way, believe me." " How many months?" " Three." " Morning sickness?" " Only every single day." "I hated to see my wife go through it." "But believe me, it's all worth it in the end." "So you're not going to kill us?" "We're assassins." "You know we can't just walk away from the game when we feel like it." "Hell, don't you think I'd rather be at my daughter's 5th birthday than here?" "So you are going to kill us?" "Right?" "I haven't decided yet." "Give me the disk and we'll see, play it by ear." "If I'm not back in five minutes, kill him." "That was purely for your wife's cooperation." "We like to call them "little white lies."" "Open it." "I hope you weren't counting on your backup, Mrs. Ranier." "He's not my backup." " Tony?" " Third floor, room 356." "All teams, third floor, room 356." " Federal agent in distress." " We're moving." "You know what's funny?" "I was really looking forward to having a kid there for a minute." "That's a big step for me." "Having a little DiNozzo running around." "DiNozzo?" "Yeah, that's my full name." "Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NClS." "How does that feel, huh?" "Huh, big guy?" " Enough." " You want to punch me again?" " Come on." " Enough, enough, Tony." "I think you made your point." "I want a divorce." "The emergency room seems to have done a pretty good job." " How do you feel?" " Better, now that I can breath." "There doesn't appear to be any permanent damage." "How many times did he hit you?" " l wasn't counting." " Seven times." " She was, of course." " lt was hard not to." "We're gonna take good care of you, Tony." "I had Chip pull your car right around front." " He drove my car?" " Just from your parking space." "I took extra special care." "Oh, thanks." " And I'm driving you home." " Probie." "Ziva, actually you shouldn't probably drive him home tonight." " Why's that?" " Maybe he wants to live." "Yes, well, however, you get home, I suggest a couple of aspirin, yes, and perhaps some Scotch." "I thought doctors weren't supposed to prescribe alcohol anymore, Duck." "Well, it always seems to work for you." "Did you get tickets to that gazelle thing again?" "It's Giselle, Jethro." "And no, that's not tonight." "Marine Corps Birthday Ball." "She didn't tell you?" "Our lovely director has asked me to escort her." " All right." " Good night, boss." "All right, I'm good." "Hey, Gibbs." "Happy birthday." "I miss you guys." "Semper Fi."

"Hey." "You put up a pine tree?" "I told you, red wagon, you hang fruit." "Hang fruit if the coast is clear." "I like the smell of pine, bubba." "What's with the 007 nonsense?" "Why couldn't we just meet in some coffee shop?" "'Cause a guy can bug a coffee shop." "He can mic any room, he can watch you from any place." "That's why we're in here." "What guy?" "The Monk." "What do you know about the Monk?" "I know he's in town." "He's on a job." "So what do I get out of this?" "My undying gratitude, a hot wax and undercoating." "You know I got a probation hearing that's coming up?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "All right, all right." "I'll see what I can do." "No, no." "I need better than that." "We're going to be out of here in about 30 seconds, Stuart." "You want to start talking?" "You know, this just isn't turning out like I planned." "You work for me." "You're an informant." "You give me information." "Now, what part of this isn't clear to you?" "Okay." "There's going to be a major hit." "I mean major." "In the next 24 hours." "Oh, that's very nice." "I'm thrilled." "Is that supposed to make me more excited?" "Who's the target?" "You're not going to like it." "Well, humor me." "Okay." "(gunshot)" "* *" "(woman vocalizing)" "(vocalizing continues over sultry sax notes)" "Any idea who the shooter was?" "Yeah." "The Monk." "You're not serious, Nash." "The international mercenary guy?" "The one on Interpol's most wanted list." "That Monk?" "The very same." "Holy high profile, Batman!" "How did he get that name anyway?" "FBI gave it to him for his methods of killing." "He's a loner." "Never been affiliated with any known terrorist group." "Been a free agent his entire career." "LEEK:" "Why did he go after Stuart?" "'Cause Stuart knew about his next job." "Yeah." "So Stuart became his next job." "(siren wails then stops)" "(indistinct radio transmissions)" "You knew him once, didn't you?" "Yeah." "His real name is Scott LaMont." "We grew up together." "No!" "He's a local boy?" "Did you know him well?" "Yeah." "We were best friends once." "We played football together in Catholic school." "Then he became a Green Beret when I joined the force." "Then he just drifted away." "Oh." "He used to be a good guy, huh?" "I'm the landlady." "What's going on here?" "Who did you rent this room to?" "Some guy called this morning." "Wanted it month-to-month." "Why?" "What did he do?" "Traffic violation." "Uh-huh." "Perfect line of sight right to the car wash." "No dust on the windowsill." "Yes, sirree!" "This is right where he fired from." "SHIMAMURA:" "Lucky he wasn't aiming at you." "Traffic violation!" "That reminds me." "What's this?" "List of cars parking illegally behind my building." "Big sign says "No non-tenant parking."" "Hello!" "The bastards use it like it's Candlestick Park." "I want them towed." "There were six of them out there." "Now there's five." "One left." "When did you make this list?" "Couple hours ago." "Run it, Harve." "Concentrate on the one that's missing." "Find it." "It's an odd color on this casing." "Plus, I don't recognize the manufacturer's mark." "Isn't it a little out of character for this guy, leaving evidence behind?" "Well, maybe he wanted us to know it was him." "Yes." "I'm holding." "City Hall says there's no big politicos or religious leaders coming to town now." "Keep looking." "There's got to be a reason he's here." "There's good reason you didn't recognize his shell casing." "It's very rare." "It's made in limited run by a small German firm, and Interpol confirms this isthe Monk's bullet du jour." "Yes, I'm holding." "You're holding." "Uh... did you run the plates?" "Yeah, from the apartment building." "Look at the fourth one down there, Nash." "Oh, good." "$80,000 sports car for somebody who lives in a $80 a week apartment." "I don't think so." "I'm tracking it now." "What the hell is that?" "SHIMAMURA:" "That is Arthur Jackson Jones, award-winning documentary filmmaker." "Arthur Jackson Jones, Nash Bridges." "Is it true that this building is earthquake condemned?" "Is that right?" "That can't be right." "That has to be against the law." "Let me get a shot of it." "Mr. Jackson Jones is part of a pilot program-- the Security Liability Protection Unit." "Jackson Jones, SFPD." "Special Unit." "Arthur will document our interrogations and takedowns to show people that they're legal." "Uh-huh." "Uh, well, Arthur, we're not doing any takedowns right now and no interrogations, so why don't you turn that thing off." "Do you want to turn that off?" "Arthur?" "You want to..." "Arthur, turn that damn thing off." "See, I wanted to work with homicide, but I lost a coin toss, so here I am." "Better luck next time." "See, I'm really a filmmaker, man." "I just do this to make money." "Perhaps you've seen my docudrama Tag Team?" "About the institutional conspiracy to discredit graffiti as a legitimate form of free expression." "I was sick that day." "The chief specifically wanted Arthur to follow us around for a few days." "Us?" "You and me?" "You're going to work this personally?" "You sure you still remember how to do this?" "I ain't that old, Nash." "Besides, this case may have major international ramifications." "So, let me get this straight." "We're working this murder case, and we've got to babysit Spike Lee, huh?" "Mm-hmm." "Murder case?" "You've engaged my muse." "Excuse me." "That car tracks to somebody staying at the St. George Marquis." "Well, partner, let's check it out." "Harve, stay here with Evan and Bryn." "Help them prep for the stakeout." "Yes, sir." "Oh, you did get Arthur to sign the waiver in case he gets shot in the cross fire?" "Yep." "Hey, man, I got 30 pounds of equipment here." "Wait up." "Fascists." "Okay, sweethearts, Andre Schaffer." "Now, somehow this guy has managed to elude both the police and the FBI for the better part of 20 years." "And last night, we got a tip that he may be subletting in a place in the Haight, under the name of Leland McGuire, all right?" "This is what this guy looks like." "I got to help Nash with this other case, so you dear hearts are on your own." "And what did this guy do?" "Uh, he was a founding member of the Berkeley Four." "Yeah." "Who?" "He enjoys making me feel old." "Once upon a time there was a Vietnam War, and the Berkeley Four was a particularly violent antiwar group responsible for a slew of bombings in this city in the early '70s." "Uh-huh." "Thanks, Harve." "So you're my new stakeout partner?" "Yeah, my parents' worst nightmare." "I'll be living in sin with a police officer." "Damn, I can't believe this." "Nash and A.J. are chasing some international hit man while we're stuck here waiting for some guy who's probably never coming back." "(baby cries)" "CORTEZ:" "You're right, it does look quiet." "(crying continues)" "(barking)" "Looks like Fido's learning a new trick." "You're supposed to be watching for McGuire." "Yeah, why watch network when you've got a satellite dish." "Hello." "WOMAN:" "Mia, that's not fair." "I do, too, know what I want." "In fact, I've got a crystal clear image of Mr. Right, okay?" "He'd be sensitive, but not in a tofu eating, milquetoast-y way." "He'd listen to me." "He'd be present when I talked to him." "She's talking about me." "Sort of the wit of Oscar Wilde." "Someone passionate with the heart of a poet." "What?" "No." "Don't set me up." "Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, don't set her up." "Well, is he cute?" "He's got brown hair, and he's cute." "You've convinced me." "I'll go out with him." "Damn, she's going on another date." "Well, don't you think it's, like, a little too soon, you know?" "She needs a little more time to heal?" "Oh, you're really starting to scare me, Cortez." "Let me tell you something, Carson." "I think this girl is, like, perfect for me, but the shame is that you don't believe in romance." "Oh, I believe in romance-- flowers, love poems." "But I also believe in the constitutional right to privacy." "Tell me something, Bryn, have you ever, like, really been in love?" "Oh, yeah, I have, as a matter of fact." "And you know what the really amazing thing is?" "We were actually in the same room together." "You see, you clearly don't know me." "Right?" "I mean, what I'm, like, really about." "You see me as this, like, straightforward kind of guy, but let me tell you something, there's this passion here, right?" "This hunger." "You know, I'm looking for, like, uh, like, uh... like a higher love." "Wow, that's really Jane Austen of you." "But you're playing with fire here." "(sighs)" "Do you know what Oscar Wilde said?" "No." "He said that the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it." "Just like old times, huh, A.J.?" "Except I'm the boss." "Yeah, don't worry." "I won't hold that against you." "Uh, whose room did you say this was?" "Shh!" "Knock it off or I'll make you go in first." "Well, we're making progress." "This guy really overpacks for travel." "BRIDGES:" "Thirty-ought-six, probably the same one he killed Stuart with." "Scotty always liked the best." "So there's no way he's going to leave this stuff behind." "Who is this ugly looking dude?" "BRIDGES:" "You want to know his target?" "Here's his target." "That would be Aziz Khadeem." "He used to be a major expediter for Middle East heroin." "Yeah, till this happened." "Biggest drug bust in U.S. history." "You know what?" "I'd say that, uh," "Mr. Khadeem's partners in Tehran aren't too happy." "Yep, looking at a reprisal hit." "How about this for a philosophical quiz?" "Khadeem's one of the biggest crooks in the world." "What happens if we don't warn him." "What happens if we just let nature take its course?" "Good night." "Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "You can't do that." "I got my rights." "You got a privilege, bubba." "There's a difference." "All right, let's set up." "BRIDGES:" "Anything yet, Harve?" "Mm-mm, Nash." "No activity from the bottom of the St. George gorge as of yet." "Don't even blink." "This guy is good." "You told all additional backup to park at least two blocks away, right?" "Yeah, what's up?" "What's that look?" "I don't know, man." "Something feels funky." "It doesn't feel right." "How much backup did you order?" "Minimal, three units." "I hope that's not too much." "Better too much than not enough." "Not always." "(knocking on door)" "Good evening, sir." "Who sent you?" "The kitchen." "Who sent you?" "The kitchen." "The kitchen?" "Didn't you order that?" "(telephone ringing)" "Yeah." "Hey, buddy." "Long time no see." "(laughs)" "I hope your friends enjoyed the snacks." "Hi, Scotty." "Where are you?" "Not where you want me to be." "Say, how about we get together, you and me?" "Sure, come on up." "Oh, I don't think so." "Meet me on the number two elevator." "Show up alone or I don't show up at all." "(elevator bell dings)" "(phone rings)" "Yeah." "Stop between the eighth and ninth floors." "(laughs)" "Hiya, Scotty." "You look good." "Hey, so do you." "I thought after two divorces you'd look a little more... worn." "(laughing)" "You ought to see it from this side." "You just haven't seen me up close yet." "Oh, yes, I have." "So, uh, did you ever give any thought to rehabilitation?" "No!" "Have you?" "Ah, maybe I could help you." "What do I need help for?" "I travel the world." "I make millions of dollars." "I meet interesting people." "What help do I need?" "(sighs)" "You killed a friend of mine, bubba." "Oh, please." "Iwas a friend of yours." "He was just an informer." "Let me ask you something, Scotty." "Doesn't it bother you just a little bit, what you do?" "Ask Johnnie Cochran, F. Lee Bailey, that question." "You hire on to do a job, you do the job to the best of your abilities." "Bubba." "You know it's illegal to smoke in elevators." "Oh, Officer." "You'll have to give me a ticket." "I think it's gonna be a little more severe than that." "Let's get something straight, old buddy." "I got a job to do." "You stay out of it, you'll stay alive." "I can't do that, Scotty." "You really think you can catch me, huh?" "Well, you could get off and try and guess which floor I'm gonna stop on." "You have a one in 17 chance." "Feel lucky, Nash?" "Hey, buddy... hide-and-seek." "You're it." "(dialing phone)" "A.J.?" "I'm at 17 and I'm on my way down." "He's in car number three." "He's headed your way." "(man and woman gasp)" "Excuse me, folks, excuse me." "Yeah, he got off on 12." "(elevator bell dings)" "Where is he?" "One step ahead of us." "SHIMAMURA:" "Her name is Sandra Graham." "She's an assistant district attorney." "BRIDGES:" "Until we know what this guy's up to, we better put a call in to her office." "And we better warn Aziz." "And I was having such a good day." "Ah, we couldn't just hold off till the Monk takes a crack at him, could we?" "I mean Aziz is such a scum sack." "Damn, my battery's running down." "Could you guys do that rap again?" "Let's get Aziz in here." "(whistling)" "Ooh, yikes!" "My God, you practically need a PhD to order here." "I've got a PhD." "Can I help you?" "Well, you're probably overqualified, but tell me, is it better to order whole-bean or pre-ground?" "Hmm." "Do you have a grinder?" "No." "Well, then I think pre-ground." "Hi." "I'm, uh, Sonny." "Sandra." "Hi." "Hi." "(answering machine beeps)" "(machine clicks)" "Hey, Gianna, this is Mia." "Listen, you know that guy I told you about," "Michael, the playwright from New York?" "Well, forget it." "They canceled the reading of his play, so, he's not coming after all." "You are safe." "(answering machine beeps)" "Yes!" "Michael canceled." "Oh, too bad you're not a playwright from New York." "You might have a shot." "Listen, I gotta go get a double cappuccino before my shift." "Be right back." "(dialing)" "(phone rings)" "Hello." "Uh, Gianna." "Yes?" "Hi." "It's-It's Michael." "Michael...?" "Um, um... uh, Mia's friend from New York." "Oh, hi." "Yeah, I just got the message about you." "Sorry you can't come." "Well, actually, um, that's what I'm calling you about." "The reading for the play, it's back on again and, uh, um, I'm at the airport." "Now?" "You are?" "Oh!" "Uh, that's great." "I was wondering maybe, maybe if-if you're still free..." "Sure." "Uh, what time should I expect you?" "Um..." "like in an hour?" "Perfect." "(chuckles)" "Great!" "Gr..." "Uh, listen, I gotta go." "Um..." "I'll talk to you in about an hour." "Bye." "So the same police who want to send me to jail for life call me into a cell to help keep me alive, huh?" "Anybody else see the irony in this, huh?" "Well, don't get me wrong." "I don't like you, and I don't care if he does kill you, but, you see I've just got this duty I have to do." "Yeah." "You are doing it so well." "Do you validate?" "Hmm?" "Hey!" "What is this?" "I never said anybody could film me." "Hey, hey, hey, SLPU, special division." "All right, just answer the question." "Arthur, he's not a suspect." "You have to turn that off." "What?" "I-I'm protected by the MPAA, the NAACP, the LCAU, the FBI..." "Thank you, Arthur." "(whistles)" "So..." "Mr. Khadeem, consider yourself warned." "Fine." "I am warned." "You know, it occurs to me that your suppliers being majorly pissed off at you, jail might just be the best place for you." "May I go now?" "Please." "Interesting." "We just tell this guy that the best hit man in the world is after him, and he doesn't so much as flinch." "He doesn't ask for protection." "Doesn't ask how we found out." "Yeah, almost as if he didn't care." "Well, if the Monk was after me, I'dcare." "Unless I knewI was safe." "Maybe Aziz isn't the target." "Maybe he hired the Monk." "So he fakes a hit, disappears till after the grand jury indictment." "Damn, this is getting interesting." "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute." "Do you remember that there was a single SFPD undercover cop that made the original bust on the warehouse." "The Ames warehouse." "Yeah, yeah, the one that was unidentified, that undercover narc cop." "Aziz takes him out... the state's case disappears." "We gotta find that cop before the Monk does." "Damn." "Yo, Nash, you bumped me." "A.J." "Look, let's take this back from the top." "Can we do this again?" "From one." "Well, this has been the longest coffee break on record." "Thanks a lot." "I got to go." "Hey, I'll walk you to your car." "Oh, sure." "Well, you know, it's not every day" "I meet an assistant D.A." "That drug case you're working on sounds fascinating." "Well, not all my cases are like that, believe me." "Listen, you know, I don't usually give my number out to anyone, but..." "What are you doing?" "Shh." "Just relax." "I'm sorry, Sandra, but that drug case" "I need a little more information." "Start the car." "They were out of low-fat milk, so I just got you regular." "How's it going?" "Fine." "Listen, uh, my shift is over in, like, ten minutes." "Do you mind taking over, like, now?" "Yeah, I think I can handle it." "Just leave your cell phone on." "Yeah, of course." "Definitely." "Where are you going?" "Um, I, uh, need to go home and change." "Why is your face flushed all of a sudden?" "(laughs)" "I-I got to go, Carson." "Sorry." "Cortez, what are you up to?" "!" "How we doing on the undercover cop?" "DA's office, Justice Department-- ain't nobody talking." "Same with Narcotics." "You?" "I can't find anybody who even knows." "Harve..." "I'm walking." "Can you get into the DA's computer?" "Uh-huh." "I think I can." "Good." "Just don't get caught on Candid Camera." "Uh-huh." "ARTHUR:" "Hey, where's everybody gone?" "Sunday-- it's a skeleton crew." "You know, I been thinking." "I bet we're right about Aziz ordering the hit." "Oh, really?" "We are." "Yeah, yeah." "I say we bring Aziz in here, and we shake his ass down until he gives up the Monk in return for a lighter sentence." "See, then you got the world's greatest hit man, plus you still got Aziz." "It's like-like a two-for-one sale." "Mm-hmm." "And, uh, you think of this all by yourself?" "Yeah, yeah, I got a scene like that in a screenplay I'm trying to sell." "It's like life imitating art." "That's good, except, um, there is just one little problem." "What's that?" "You see, Aziz hired the Monk." "Now, if he gives up the hit man, it makes it worse on Aziz." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, I didn't think about that." "I guess that creates a story problem." "Mm-hmm." "But you just keep thinking." "I'll do that." "Good." "I'll do that." "I'll really do that." "Yeah, good." "(sighs)" "Go do it somewhere else." "Okay." "(chuckles)" "(phone ringing) Can Dumbo fly, can politicians lie, can Michael Jordan sky?" "Karen Steele." "I know her." "There's no question she's the target." "Harvey, I could kiss you." "Gently, maybe, on the cheek." "ARTHUR:" "Uh, hold up." "I see you trying to ditch me." "Hey!" "See!" "Now, I can't do this by mys..." "Come on." "I got a 30-pound camera here, and you got me doing a lot, see." "I'm supposed to have exclusive coverage!" "BRIDGES:" "Her commander says she's doing a drug deal." "You, stay here." "What?" "That's local talk for, "You'll be sorry if you don't."" "ARTHUR:" "I'll sue you guys under the Freedom of Information Act," "I swear to God." "It's him." "Nash?" "Get down." "This is getting annoying." "Get down!" "(silenced gunshot)" "Hey, yo, what's going on?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "(gunshots)" "STEELE:" "Get down!" "MAN:" "You, bitch!" "Uh-uh!" "No, no, no!" "Not bad, bubba!" "But it's only half-time." "I'm going for a cold one." "So he lives to fight another day." "Yep." "But we got what he's after." "Being anonymous and undercover was supposed to be as good as being in the witness protection program." "Guess not." "I will personally get you into court tomorrow for that grand jury hearing." "But until then, I want you to stay here, okay?" "You've convinced me." "I-I'm not leaving." "Lieutenant, somebody's screaming for you on line three." "Nash, about an hour ago, an ADA named Sandra Graham was found strangled." "She was working the Aziz case as well." "(exhales sharply)" "God!" "(whispers):" "Sandra." "That explains how he tracked you." "But you're safe now." "He's not gonna get to you in here." "You're gonna stay here with me, right?" "Absolutely." "That was McCall from Narcotics." "Found out we had Karen." "I told him we could keep her here for the night." "It's your call." "I'm not leaving this building." "Good choice." "Make her comfortable, Harve." "A.J., remember how we flushed Vinnie G back when we were working Doublerock in '79?" "Yeah, yeah." "Good idea." "Worked once." "We'll try it again." "Where's, uh, Arthur?" "In the bathroom." "Oh, damn, I wish we could wait for him." "(giggling)" "MIA:" "Hey, hey, good news." "Michael's back on." "Yeah, I know." "I already spoke to him." "He called you?" "I thought his flight wasn't getting in until 8:30." "Well, it probably came in early." "(sighs)" "(touch tone beeps)" "Oh, hang on." "I got another call." "Gianna, it's Michael." "I'm downstairs." "Oh, hang on." "I'll throw down the key." "Oh!" "Mia, he's outside." "Hi!" "Um, just come on up, okay?" "(sighs)" "Hi." "Hi." "Oh, these..." "These are for you." "Thank you." "They're beautiful." "This... (laughs)" "Oh, uh, you want to come in?" "(giggles) Sure." "Sorry." "Oh." "GIANNA:" "I'm sorry about the buzzer." "I've been trying to get the landlord to fix that, but he's lazy." "(sighs)" "Anyway... (laughs)" "CARSON:" "What the...?" "Thank you for the flowers." "They're beautiful." "Um, how was your flight?" "Uh, uneventful." "You don't have a suitcase." "I..." "(phone ringing)" "Um..." "Uh, Michael... (laughs)" "You're-You're ringing." "(both laugh)" "I know." "Excuse me." "Okay." "Hello." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Listen, I-I can't really talk right now, okay?" "Have you lost your mind?" "(loudly):" "Thanks for calling." "Appreciate it." "(phone beeps off, scoffs)" "Who was that?" "Uh, the airport." "They-They found my luggage." "I-I lost my luggage, you see, and somebody else picked it up, and, uh, they found it." "I'm so relieved." "(both laugh)" "Good." "So, Mia tells me you're a playwright." "Yes, I-I write plays." "(Gianna laughs)" "What genre?" "Comedy?" "Tragedy?" "Love stories. (laughs)" "Really?" "Yeah, really." "I'm, like, on page one, yeah." "(touch tones beeping)" "I'm gonna have to watch out for you, aren't I?" "(phone rings)" "Sorry." "(sighs)" "Uh, hello?" "Oh, my God, what a line!" "(laughs) Thanks." "You know what?" "Next Tuesday would be just perfect." "How can you talk about romantic ideals when you're duping this woman?" "You are like some kind of carnival huckster." "You've got it all wrong, Cortez." "Love is not about deception and trickery." "It is about truth, it is about honesty, it is about opening yourself up." "Great." "You could drop it off at the hotel." "That would be perfect." "Let me speak to her." "It's time someone set her straight." "Thanks again." "(beep)" "(giggling)" "Ah, they're dropping my luggage off at the hotel." "Um, would you mind if I put on a little bit of music?" "Oh, sure." "Do you want a drink?" "I could make some margaritas." "I'd love a margarita." "Okay." "(laughs)" "That would be perfect." "(siren blaring)" "(whistling)" "(Carson groans)" "We were so happy when you called." "How's your dad doing?" "Oh, he's, uh..." "He's doing all right." "He's, you know, got a few problems every now and then with his memory." "We'd heard." "We pray for him." "Oh, thank you, Ruth." "Let me ask you something." "Have you, um... have you heard from Scotty at all?" "(cable car bells clanging)" "MR. LaMONT:" "Not for almost a decade." "Why?" "Oh, I was just thinking about him." "I thought maybe if you'd heard from him," "I could give him a call." "MR. LaMONT:" "Yeah." "Well, if you do, let him know." "Sure, Nash." "Thanks." "Bye." "(phone rings)" "Yeah?" "SCOTTY:" "What the hell are you doing talking to my parents?" "Well, they miss you, Scotty." "You should give them a call some time." "You just leave them out of this." "Trace on 415-555-0173." "Are you bothered by this?" "You sound a little emotional there, Scotty, for a cold-hearted hit man." "Don't you try to get into my head, Nash." "It won't work." "Why?" "I've got your target, and you've got squat." "Fifth and Market." "Don't you worry about me." "You worry about you." "SCOTTY:" "Well, it's about time." "You think you can win this?" "Yes, I do." "(phone clicks, dial tone)" "Cute." "Calls me on the pay phone, dials his own cell phone from a second cell phone, tapes it up, starts talking, then just keeps walking." "Bad news, brother." "He's smarter than Vinnie G." "Yeah, I noticed that." "What took you so long?" "There was a lot of foot traffic." "She was supposed to be dead by now." "Aziz, you really should drink less coffee." "And you need to do your job." "Now, he's in the way." "Take him out." "I told you I'm not interested." "I don't care." "I want my interests protected, and he's preventing that." "I don't kill my friends for money." "This one I'll do for free." "On second thought..." "I don't appreciate you leaving me like that." "Oh, man." "Hey, what is that?" "Oh, dang, Arthur, I'm so sorry." "Next time, I promise." "Nash?" "Yeah." "Blueprints for City Hall courthouse." "Oh, beautiful." "Where's Karen?" "Uh, she's crashed up in A.J.'s office." "All right, great." "Great hotel, huh?" "I have a new appreciation for the comforts of home." "(laughs)" "Well, don't worry." "You're safe here." "And I'm going over the blueprints of city hall and the courthouse to get you in and out safely tomorrow." "What about next week?" "(sighs)" "Karen, the only way to stop this is to stop Aziz." "And once you set foot in that courtroom, all of his money and power and influence evaporates." "So does the threat." "And the Monk?" "(sighs)" "You just take care of Aziz." "I'll take care of the Monk." "Okay." "Hang in there." "(upbeat music playing)" "* Ah, ah *" "Hey, Gianna!" "* I've been told there's better ways *" "Gianna!" "* Then living your life *" "* In future... * Hey, Gianna!" "Oh, man." "(turns up music)" "I can't hear you." "Michael, isn't that a little loud?" "Yeah, give me the drinks." "Would you like to dance?" "* I love everything... *" "Yes!" "Whoa!" "Gianna!" "Michael!" "Michael!" "Hey, Gianna!" "Michael!" "Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael." "Michael, hi." "I'm..." "Gianna." "Nice to meet you." "Hi." "Uh, I thought you lived at, uh... uh, 714." "Oh, no, no, 713." "Do you want to come up?" "Uh, yeah." "Let's go." "You know, that's so funny." "I know I wrote the right number." "Oh, really, she must've..." "How was your flight?" "BRIDGES:" "He doesn't mind striking, even at the risk of being captured, so, whatever his move is I guarantee you it'll be bold." "SCOTTY (on video):" "Not bad, bubba." "But it's only half-time." "Wait a minute." "I'm going for a cold one." "Let me see this masterpiece from the beginning." "It's a work in progress." "Arthur, Arthur, Arthur!" "From the top!" "BRIDGES:" "All right, good." "Good, go back, now." "Go back." "All right, freeze it there." "There's something glowing in his hand." "Harve, can you blow that up?" "Should be able to." "Wait, this is copyrighted material, you can't do this!" "All right, all right, learn to collaborate." "It specifically says you can't do this!" "(speaks indistinctly)" "Yeah." "Good." "Can you move closer on that matchbook?" "Oh, yeah, like" "Antonioni's flick, right." "Blowup." "I saw that ten times." "L.B. Jeffries, luxury rentals." "Now, that's a very high-end rental joint." "He obviously had to get rid of that car that we tracked to the hotel." "This is cool!" "You know, inventory this expensive has got to have a vehicle recovery system on it." "So, we got him." "Harve, get the rep down here and get him down here right now." "Good work there, Arthur!" "You may have solved this homicide for us." "Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without you." "Move along, Artie's got to work here." "Thank you, Arthur." "BRIDGES:" "Let me know when this guy gets here," "I'm going to go check on our guest." "MICHAEL:" "You live here?" "Yeah, I know, it's a little spartan, isn't it?" "Just a little." "I have a couch on order." "Hmm, what's all this stuff?" "Nothing, it's just a hobby of mine." "I, I have, uh, astronomy, actually." "I like to watch the stars." "And listen to them, too, I see." "Yeah, stars can be so chatty, the way the gossip flies from one constellation to the other." "Okay, so, I watch other things, too." "I see." "It's interesting." "Well, I must say, Mia gave me a very different impression of you." "You should let me explain." "Oh, please, not at all." "I was totally disinterested in the girl Mia was describing." "You, on the other hand, are delightfully perverse." "I-I like to live on the edge a bit, I mean," "I admit I own a pair of binoculars but you are inspired." "Show me what you do with this thing." "Nothing." "I watch people." "You like that?" "Watching people?" "Oh, my God!" "What?" "It's McGuire." "What?" "Damn it, he turned it off!" "Gianna, what...?" "Gianna, where are you going?" "Come on, just have one more." "I don't want to waste it." "All righty..." "(knocking on door)" "Are you expecting someone?" "Uh, I have no idea who that is." "Thank you." "Mm-hmm." "MAN:" "Hello, Gianna, good to see you." "GIANNA:" "Hi, Jim, how was your trip?" "Oh, fine." "Look, I hope I'm not interrupting." "I just came by to pick up my mail." "Oh, no, it's not a problem." "Hold on one second." "Here you go, Jim." "Thank you for your trouble, Gianna." "I really appreciate this." "No problem." "Police, freeze!" "Hold it right there!" "Michael, what are you doing?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Put your hands against the wall!" "Give me your hands." "I've been waiting 20 years for this." "What the hell's going on here?" "I'm a cop and this guy's been a fugitive from the FBI for 20 years." "Wait, you're a cop?" "Yes, I'm a cop, and I'm sorry, okay?" "You know, everything that" "I said about you is true, you know?" "You're beautiful and you're charming and I love your laugh and..." "Look, can you please-- can I call you?" "Maybe I can explain." "Uh, I don't think that would be a very good idea." "Gianna, what's going on?" "Who the hell are you?" "Why's he calling you Gianna?" "Do you mind?" "What's happening?" "Hi, Michael." "Uh... that's Gianna." "MICHAEL:" "What?" "Michael, Gianna." "Gianna, Michael." "Listen, maybe, maybe, like, coffee sometime?" "Do you think...?" "No!" "Um, do you want to have lunch tomorrow?" "Absolutely." "Isn't anyone going to read me my rights?" "Which car does he have?" "Took out a German sedan." "Can you activate the recovery system?" "Oh, sure." "Lenny, this is Larry." "Listen, I'm here with the cops." "Uh, we want to track 8-L-K-7-Y." "(beeping)" "What the hell?" "What?" "What is it?" "He's not more than a hundred yards from here." "All right, everybody, move!" "He's here!" "Make him safe." "A.J., you cover Arthur." "I'll take the upper floors." "Son of a bitch." "Scotty?" "It's over." "You're not walking away this time, bubba." "SCOTTY:" "What makes this time any different?" "Because this time, I'm the hit man, and you're the target." "Where are you, Nash?" "I'm right here, Scott." "How do you want to do this?" "As quickly as possible." "I still have a contract to fulfill." "You have a choice here, Scotty." "Too late, Nash." "(hissing)" "* *" "You were always better at defense, Nash." "Remember when we played football?" "Who'd they give the ball to when they needed to score?" "Huh?" "(clattering)" "Game's over, Scotty." "Put it down." "Whoa, Nash." "Baby, how'd you do that?" "Magic, bubba." "Well, you better shoot me now, brother, 'cause you're not going to get another chance." "Give it up, Scott." "That's not possible." "(gun thuds)" "(both grunting)" "(crashing)" "(grunting)" "(body thuds)" "Oh, this is gonna make an amazing movie." "Oh!" "Yeah, like art imitating life, huh, Art?" "You better have Harve get Karen home, get some sleep." "She's got an early court date." "You okay, brother?" "Yeah." "I should go tell his parents." "Want me to go with you this time?" "No." "I'll see you, bro." "Good night, bro."

"Hello." "My name's Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "Do you want a chocolate?" "I could eat about a million and a half of these." "My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates." "You never know what you're going to get." "Those must be comfortable shoes." "I bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing." " I wish I had shoes like that." " My feet hurt." "Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes." "Where they're going, where they've been." "I've worn lots of shoes." "I bet if I think about it real hard," "I could remember my first pair of shoes." "Mama said they'd take me anywhere." "She said they was my magic shoes." "All right, Forrest, open your eyes now." "Let's take a little walk around." "How do those feel?" "His legs are strong, Mrs Gump, as strong as I've ever seen." "But his back's as crooked as a politician." "But we're going to straighten him right up, aren't we, Forrest?" "When I was a baby, Mama named me after the great Civil War hero" "General Nathan Bedford Forrest." "She said we was related to him in some way." "What he did was he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan." "They'd all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something." "They'd even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around." "And anyway, that's how I got my name, Forrest Gump." "Mama said the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that, well, just don't make no sense." "This way." "Hold on." "All right." "What are y'all staring at?" "Haven't you ever seen a little boy with braces on his legs before?" "Don't ever let anybody tell you they're better than you, Forrest." "If God wanted everybody to be the same, he'd have given us all braces on our legs." "Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them." "We lived about a quarter mile off Route 17, about a half mile from the town of Greenbow, Alabama." "That's in the county of Greenbow." "Our house had been in Mama's family since her grandpa's grandpa's grandpa had come across the ocean about a thousand years ago." "Since it was just me and Mama and we had all these empty rooms," "Mama decided to let those rooms out, mostly to people passing through, like from Mobile, Montgomery, places like that." "That's how me and Mama got money." "Mama was a real smart lady." "Remember what I told you, Forrest." "You're no different than anybody else is." "Did you hear what I said, Forrest?" "You're the same as everybody else." "You are no different." "Your boy's different, Mrs Gump." "His I.Q. Is 75." "Well, we're all different, Mr Hancock." "She wanted me to have the finest education, so she took me to the Greenbow County Central School." "I met the principal and all." "I want to show you something, Mrs Gump." "Now, this is normal." "Forrest is right here." "The state requires a minimum I.Q. Of 80 to attend public school." "Mrs Gump, he's going to have to go to a special school." " He'll be just fine." " What does normal mean anyway?" "He might be a bit on the slow side, but my boy Forrest will get the same opportunities as everyone else." "He's not going to some special school to learn how to retread tyres." "We're talking about five little points here." "There must be something can be done." "We're a progressive school system." "We don't want to see anybody left behind." "Is there a Mr Gump, Mrs Gump?" "He's on vacation." "Your mama sure does care about your schooling, son." "You don't say much, do you?" ""Finally, he had to try." "It looked easy, but..." ""Oh, what happened." "First they..."" " Mama, what's vacation mean?" " Vacation?" "Where daddy went?" "Vacation's when you go somewhere..." "and you don't ever come back." "Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own." "But we didn't mind." "Our house was never empty." "There was always folks coming and going." " Supper!" "It's supper, everyone!" " That sure looks special." "Sometimes, we had so many people staying with us that every room was filled, with travellers, you know, folks living out of their suitcases and hat cases and sample cases." "Forrest Gump, it's suppertime!" "Forrest?" "One time, a young man was staying with us, and he had a guitar case." "Forrest, I told you not to bother this nice young man." "No, that's all right, ma'am." "I was showing him a thing or two on the guitar." "All right." "Supper's ready if y'all want to eat." "Yeah, that sounds good." "Thank you, ma'am." "Say, show me that crazy little walk you did there." "Slow it down some." "I liked that guitar." "It sounded good." "I started moving around to the music, swinging my hips." "This one night, me and Mama was out shopping, and we walked by Benson's furniture and appliance store, and guess what?" "This is not for children's eyes." "Some years later, that handsome young man who they called The King, well, he sung too many songs." "Had himself a heart attack or something." "It must be hard being a king." "It's funny how you remember some things, but some things you can't." " You do your very best now, Forrest." " I sure will, Mama." "I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well." "Are you coming along?" "Mama said not to take rides from strangers." "This is the bus to school." " I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump." " I'm Dorothy Harris." "Well, now we ain't strangers anymore." "This seat's taken." "It's taken." "You can't sit here." "You know, it's funny what a young man recollects, 'cause I don't remember being born." "I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas, and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic, but I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world." "You can sit here if you want." "I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life." "She was like an angel." "Well, are you going to sit down or aren't you?" "What's wrong with your legs?" "Nothing at all, thank you." "My legs are just fine and dandy." "I just sat next to her on that bus and had a conversation all the way to school." "My back's crooked like a question mark." "Next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions." "Are you stupid or something?" "Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does."" " I'm Jenny." " I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump." "From that day on, we was always together." "Jenny and me was like peas and carrots." "She taught me how to climb." "Come on, Forrest, you can do it." "I showed her how to dangle." "She helped me learn how to read, and I showed her how to swing." "Sometimes, we'd just sit out and wait for the stars." " Mama's going to worry about me." " Just stay a little longer." "For some reason, Jenny never wanted to go home." "OK, Jenny, I'll stay." "She was my most special friend." "My only friend." "My Mama always told me that miracles happen every day." "Some people don't think so, but they do." "Hey, dummy!" "Are you retarded, or just plain stupid?" " Look, I'm Forrest Gimp." " Just run away, Forrest." "Run, Forrest!" "Run away!" "Hurry!" " Get the bikes!" " Let's get him!" "Come on!" "Look out, dummy!" "We're going to get you!" "Run, Forrest, run!" "Run, Forrest!" "Come back here, you!" "Run, Forrest!" "Run!" "You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows." "From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running." "That boy sure is a running fool." "Remember how I told you that Jenny never seemed to want to go home?" "She lived in a house that was as old as Alabama." "Her mama had gone to heaven when she was five, and her daddy was some kind of a farmer." "Jenny?" "He was a very loving man." "He was always kissing and touching her and her sisters." "And then this one time, Jenny wasn't on the bus to go to school." "Jenny, why didn't you come to school today?" "Daddy's taking a nap." "Come on!" "Jenny, where'd you run to?" "You better get back here, girl!" "Where you at?" "Jenny!" "Jenny, where you at?" "Pray with me, Forrest." "Pray with me." "Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here." "Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far..." "Mama always said God is mysterious." "He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day." "Instead, he had the police say" "Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more." "She was to live with her grandma, just over on Creekmore Avenue, which made me happy, 'cause she was so close." "Some nights, Jenny'd sneak out and come on over to my house, just 'cause she said she was scared." "Scared of what, I don't know." "But I think it was her grandma's dog." "He was a mean dog." "Anyway, Jenny and me was best friends all the way up through high school." " Hey, stupid!" " Quit it!" "Run, Forrest, run!" " Didn't you hear me, stupid?" " Run, Forrest!" "Get in the truck!" "Come on!" "He's getting away!" "Move it!" "Run, Forrest!" "Run!" "Run, Forrest!" "Now, it used to be I ran to get where I was going." "I never thought it would take me anywhere." "Who in the hell is that?" "That is Forrest Gump, coach." "Just a local idiot." "And can you believe it?" "I got to go to college, too." " Forrest, move it!" "Run!" " OK!" " Run!" " Run, you stupid son of a bitch!" "Run, son of a bitch, run!" "Go!" "Run!" "He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast." "Now, maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times." "Federal troops, enforcing a court order, integrated the University of Alabama today." "Two Negroes were admitted, but only after Governor George Wallace had carried out his symbolic threat to stand in the schoolhouse door." "Earl, what's going on?" "Coons are trying to get into school." "Coons?" "When racoons tried getting on our back porch," "Mama just chased them off with a broom." "Not racoons, you idiot." "Niggers." "They want to go to school with us." "With us?" "They do?" "Shortly after Governor Wallace had carried out his promise to block the doorway," "President Kennedy ordered the Secretary of Defence to use military force." "Here, by videotape, is the encounter by General Graham, commander of the national guard, and Governor Wallace." "Because these national guardsmen are here today as federal soldiers for Alabama, and they live within our borders." "They are our brothers." "We are winning in this fight, because we are awakening the American people to the dangers that we have spoken about so many times, so evident today, a trend toward military dictatorship in this country." "And so, at day's end, the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa had been desegregated, and students Jimmy Hood and Vivian Malone had been signed up for summer classes." "Ma'am, you dropped your book." "Ma'am." "Governor Wallace did what he promised." "By being on the Tuscaloosa campus, he kept the mob from gathering..." " Say, wasn't that Gump?" " Naw, that couldn't be." "It sure as hell was." "A few years later, that angry little man at the schoolhouse door thought it'd be a good idea and ran for President." "But somebody thought that it wasn't." "But he didn't die." " My bus is here." " Is it the number nine?" " No, it's the number four." " It was nice talking to you." "I remember when that happened, when Wallace got shot." "I was in college." "Did you go to a girls college or a girls and boys together college?" "It was coed." "Jenny went to a college I couldn't go to." "It was a college just for girls." "But I'd go and visit her every chance I got." "That hurts." "Forrest, stop it!" "Stop it!" "What are you doing?" " He was hurting you." " No, he wasn't!" "Get over there!" " Billy, I'm sorry." " Just keep away from me." "Don't be such a..." "Don't go." "Billy, wait a second." "He doesn't know any better." "Forrest, why'd you do that?" "I brought you some chocolate." "I'm sorry." "I'll go back to my college now." "Look at you." "Come on." "Come on." "Is this your own room?" "Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're going to be?" "Who I'm going to be?" "Aren't I going to be me?" "You'll always be you, just another kind of you." "You know?" "I want to be famous." "I want to be a singer like Joan Baez." "I just want to be on an empty stage with my guitar, my voice." "Just me." "And I want to reach people on a personal level." "I want to be able to say things, just one to one." "Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?" "I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time." "I'm sorry." " It's OK." " Sorry." "It's all right." " It's OK." " I'm dizzy." "I'll bet that never happened in home ec." "No." "I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe." "I don't care." "I don't like her anyway." "College ran by real fast 'cause I played so much football." "They even put me on a thing called the All-America team where you get to meet the President of the United States." "President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American football team at the Oval Office today." "The really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food." "They put you in this little room with just about anything you'd want to eat or drink." "But since, number one, I wasn't hungry, but thirsty, and number two, they was free, I must have drank about 15 Dr Peppers." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "It's an honour, sir." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "Very good, sir." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "Very good, sir." " Congratulations." "How do you feel?" " I got to pee." "I believe he said he had to pee." "Some time later, for no particular reason, somebody shot that nice young President when he was in his car." "And a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother, too, only he was in a hotel kitchen." "Must be hard being brothers." "I wouldn't know." "Now can you believe it?" "After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree." "Congratulations, son." "Mama was so proud." "Forrest, I'm so proud of you." "I'll hold this for you." "Congratulations, son." "Have you given any thought to your future?" "Thought?" "Hello." "I'm Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, pus ball!" "You're not even a lowlife, scum-sucking maggot!" "Get your maggoty ass on the bus!" "You're in the army now!" " Seat's taken." " Taken." "At first it seemed like I made a mistake." "It was only my induction day, and I was getting yelled at." "Sit down if you want to." "I didn't know who I might meet or what they might ask." "You ever been on a real shrimp boat?" "No." "But I been on a real big boat." "I'm talking about a shrimp catching boat." "I been working on shrimp boats all my life." "I started out on my uncle's boat when I was about maybe nine." "I was just looking into buying my own boat and got drafted." "My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue." "People call me Bubba, just like one of them old redneck boys." "Can you believe that?" "My name's Forrest Gump." "People call me Forrest Gump." "So Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama, and his mama cooked shrimp." "And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too." "Bubba's family knew everything there was to know about the shrimping business." "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business." "I'm going into the shrimping business myself after I get out of the army." "Gump!" "What's your sole purpose in this army?" "To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!" "God damn it, Gump, you're a goddamn genius." "That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard." "You must have a goddamn I.Q. Of 160." "You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump." "Listen up, people!" "For some reason, I fit in the army like one of them round pegs." "It's not really hard." "You just make your bed neat, remember to stand up straight, and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."" " Is that clear?" " Yes, drill sergeant!" "What you do is drag your nets along the bottom." "On a good day, you can catch over a hundred pounds of shrimp." "Everything goes all right, two men shrimping ten hours, less what you spends on gas..." " Done, drill sergeant!" " Gump!" "Why did you put that weapon together so quickly?" "You told me to, drill sergeant." "Jesus H. Christ." "This is a new company record." "If it wasn't a waste of a fine enlisted man," "I'd recommend you for O.C.S., Private Gump." "You're going to be a general someday!" "Now disassemble your weapon and continue!" "Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea." "You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it." "There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried." "There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich." "That's about it." "Night-time in the army is a lonely time." "We'd lay there in our bunks, and I'd miss my mama, and I'd miss Jenny." "Gump, get a load of the tits on her." "Turns out Jenny had gotten into some trouble over some photos of her in her college sweater." "And she was thrown out of school." "But that wasn't a bad thing, 'cause a man who owns a theatre in Memphis, Tennessee, saw those photos and offered Jenny a job singing in a show." "The first chance I got, I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show." "That was Amber, Amber Flame." "Give her a big hand." "And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty." "Let's give a big round of applause to the luscious Bobbie Dylon." "Her dream had come true." "She was a folk singer." " Come on baby, shake it up now!" " Somebody get her a harmonica." " This ain't Captain Kangaroo!" " I got something here for you." "God damn it!" "Hey, you stupid jerk!" "I'm singing a song here." "Paulie, get out here!" "Shut up!" "Forrest!" "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing, Forrest?" "Let me down!" "You can't keep doing this, Forrest." "You can't keep trying to rescue me." " They was trying to grab you." " A lot of people try to grab me." "You can't keep doing this all the time." "I can't help it." "I love you." "You don't know what love is." "You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?" "We prayed for God to turn me into a bird so I could fly far away?" "Yes, I do." "You think I could fly off this bridge?" "What do you mean, Jenny?" "Nothing." "I gotta get out of here." " Wait, Jenny." " Forrest, you stay away from me, OK?" "Just stay away from me, please." " Can I have a ride?" " Where are you going?" " I don't care." " Get in the truck." "So bye-bye, Jenny." "They sending me to Vietnam." "It's this whole other country." "Just hang on a minute." "Listen, you promise me something, OK?" "Just if you're ever in trouble, don't be brave." " You just run, OK?" "Just run away." " OK." "I'll write you all the time." "And just like that, she was gone." "You come back safe to me." "Do you hear?" "They told us that Vietnam was going to be very different from the United States of America." "Except for all the beer cans and barbecues, it was." "I'll bet there's shrimp all in these waters." "They tell me these Vietnams is good shrimp." "After we win this war and we take over everything, we can get American shrimpers out here and shrimp these waters." "Just shrimp all the time, man." " You must be my FNGs." " Morning, sir." "Get your hands down." "Do not salute me." "There are goddamn snipers all around this area who'd love to grease an officer." "I'm Lieutenant Dan Taylor." "Welcome to Fort Platoon." " What's wrong with your lip?" " I was born with big gums, sir." "Well, you better tuck that in." "Gonna get that caught on a trip wire." "Where are you boys from in the world?" " Alabama, sir!" " You twins?" "No." "We are not relations, sir." "Look, it's pretty basic here." "You stick with me and learn from the guys who've been in country a while, you'll be all right." "There is one item of G.I. Gear that can be the difference between life and death." "Socks." "Cushioned sole, O.D. Green." "Try and keep your feet dry." "When we're out humping', change your socks whenever we stop." "The Mekong will eat a grunt's feet right off his legs." "Sergeant Sims." "God damn it, where's that sling rope I said to order?" " I put in the requisitions." " Well, call those sons of bitches..." "Lieutenant Dan knew his stuff." "I felt real lucky he was my lieutenant." "He was from a long, great military tradition." "Somebody in his family had fought and died in every single American war." "God damn it, kick some ass." "Get on it!" "I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to." "So, you boys from Arkansas?" "Well, I been through there." "Little Rock's a fine town." "Now, shake down your gear." "See the platoon sergeant." "Draw what you need for the field." "If you boys are hungry, we got steaks burning right over here." "Two standing orders in this platoon." "One, take good care of your feet." "Two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed." "I sure hope I don't let him down." "I got to see a lot of countryside." "We would take these real long walks." "And we were always lookin' for this guy named Charlie." " Hold it up!" " Hold up, boys!" "It wasn't always fun." "Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up." "Get down!" "Shut up!" "So we did." "I don't know much about anything, but I think some of America's best young men served in this war." "There was Dallas from Phoenix." "Cleveland, he was from Detroit." "Hey, Tex." "What the hell's going on?" "And Tex was..." "Well, I don't remember where Tex come from." "Ah, nothing." "Fourth platoon, on your feet." "Y'all got 10 clicks to go to that river." "Move out." " One, two, hup!" " Step it up!" "Look alive out there." "The good thing about Vietnam is there was always someplace to go." "Fire in the hole!" "Gump, check out that hole." "And there was always something to do." "Mount 'em up!" "Spread out!" "Cover his back!" "One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months." "We've been through every kind of rain there is." "Little bitty stinging rain and big old fat rain, rain that flew in sideways, and sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath." "Shoot, it even rained at night." " Hey, Forrest." " Hey, Bubba." "I'm going to lean up against you." "You lean up against me." "This way we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud." "You know why we're a good partnership, Forrest?" "'Cause we be watching out for one another, like brothers and stuff." "Hey, Forrest, something I been thinking about." "I got a very important question to ask you." "How would you like to go into the shrimping business with me?" " OK." " Man, I tell you what." "I got it all figured out, too." "So many pounds of shrimp will pay off the boat." "So many pounds for gas." "We'll live right on the boat." "We ain't got to pay no rent." "We can just work it together, split everything right down the middle." "Man, I'm telling you, 50-50." "Hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat." "That's a fine idea." "Bubba did have a fine idea." "I even wrote Jenny and told her all about it." "I sent her letters." "Not every day, but almost." "I told her what I was doing and asked her what she was doing, and told her how I thought about her always." "And how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her just as soon as she had the time." "I'd always let her know that I was OK." "Then I'd sign each letter "Love, Forrest Gump."" "This one day, we was out walking like always, and then, just like that, somebody turned off the rain, and the sun come out." "Ambush!" "Take cover!" " Get that pig up here, God damn it!" " Forrest, are you OK?" "Strong Arm, Strong Arm!" " We've got a man down." " Strong Arm, this is Leg Lima 6!" "Roger, Strong Arm!" "We have incoming from the treeline at Point Blue plus two!" "A.K. S and rockets!" "We're getting it hard!" " Misfire!" "Misfire!" " God damn it!" "Get that pig unfucked and put it in the treeline!" "They got us down, hard and hurt." "We're going to move back to the blue line." "Pull back!" "Pull back!" " Forrest!" "Run, Forrest!" " Pull back!" " Run!" "Run, man!" "Run!" " Pull back, Gump!" "Run, God damn it!" "Run!" "I ran and ran just like Jenny told me to." "I ran so far so fast that soon I was all by myself, which was a bad thing." "Bubba was my best good friend." "I had to make sure he was OK." "Where the hell are you?" "And on my way back to find Bubba, there was a boy laying on the ground." "Tex." "OK." "I couldn't let him lay there all alone, scared the way he was, so I grabbed him up and run him out of there." "Every time I went back looking for Bubba, somebody else was saying, "Help me, Forrest, help me!"" "OK." "Here." "Here." "No sweat, man." "Lay back." "You'll be OK." "I started to get scared that I might never find Bubba." "I know my position is danger close!" "We got Charlie all over this area." "I got to have those fast movers in here now." "Over." "Lieutenant Dan, Coleman's dead!" "I know he's dead!" "My whole goddamn platoon is wiped out!" "God damn it!" "What are you doing?" "You leave me here!" "Get away." "Just leave me here!" "Get out!" "God, I said leave me here, God damn it!" "Leg Lima six, this is strong-arm." "Be advised your fast movers are inbound." "Over." "Then it felt like something just jumped up and bit me." "Something bit me!" "Goddamn son of a bitch!" "I can't leave the platoon." "I told you to leave me there, Gump." "Forget about me." "Get yourself out!" "Did you hear what I said?" "Gump, damn it, put me down." "Get your ass out of here." "I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, God damn you!" " Where do you think you're going?" " To get Bubba." "I got an air strike inbound right now." "They're going to nape the whole area." "Stay here!" "That's an order." "I gotta find Bubba!" "I'm OK, Forrest." "I'm OK." " Bubba, no." " I'll be all right." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "I'm OK, Forrest." "I'm OK." "I'm fine." "Top smoke." "Get it up there." "If I'd have known this was going to be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd of thought of something better to say." " Hey, Bubba." " Hey, Forrest." " Forrest, why did this happen?" " You got shot." "Then Bubba said something I won't ever forget." "I want to go home." "Bubba was my best good friend." "And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner." "Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam." "That's all I have to say about that." "It was a bullet, wasn't it?" " A bullet?" " That jumped up and bit you." "Yes, sir." "Bit me directly in the but-tocks." "They said it was a million dollar wound, but..." "The army must keep that money, 'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars." "The only good thing about being wounded in the but-tocks is the ice cream." "They gave me all the ice cream I could eat." "And guess what?" "A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door." "Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream." "Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" "It's time for your bath, Lieutenant." "Harper!" "Cooper." "Larson." "Webster." "Gump." " Gump!" " I'm Forrest Gump." "Kyle." "Nichols." "McMill." "Johnson." "Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit?" "Turn it off." "You are tuned to the American Forces Vietnam Network." "This is Channel 6, Saigon." "Good catch, Gump." "You know how to play this?" "Come on." "Let me show you." "The secret to this game is no matter what happens, never, ever take your eye off the ball." "All right." "For some reason, ping-pong came very natural to me." "See?" "Any idiot can play." "So I started playing it all the time." "I played ping-pong even when I didn't have anyone to play ping-pong with." "The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water, whatever that means." "Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play." "I played ping-pong so much, I even played it in my sleep." "Now, you listen to me." "We all have a destiny." "Nothing just happens." "It's all part of a plan!" "I should have died out there with my men, but now, I'm nothing but a goddamn cripple, a legless freak!" "Look." "Look!" "Look at me!" "You see that?" "Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?" "Yes, sir, I do." "Did you hear what I said?" "You cheated me!" "I had a destiny." "I was supposed to die in the field with honour!" "That was my destiny, and you cheated me out of it!" "You understand what I'm saying, Gump?" "This wasn't supposed to happen, not to me." "I had a destiny." "I was Lieutenant Dan Taylor." "You're still Lieutenant Dan." "Look at me." "What am I going to do now?" "What am I going to do now?" "PFC Gump?" " Yes, sir!" " As you were." "Son, you been awarded the Medal of Honour." "Guess what, Lieutenant Dan?" "They want to give me a med..." "Ma'am, what did they do with Lieutenant Dan?" "They sent him home." "Two weeks later, I left Vietnam." "The ceremony was kicked off with a candid speech by the President regarding the need for further escalation of the war in Vietnam." "President Johnson awarded four medals of honour to men from each..." "America owes you a debt of gratitude, son." "I understand you were wounded." "Where were you hit?" "In the but-tocks, sir." "Well, that must be a sight." "I'd kinda like to see that." "God damn, son!" "After that, Mama went to the hotel to lay down, so I went out for a walk to see our capital." "Hilary!" "I got the vets." "What do you want to do with them?" "It's a good thing Mama was resting, 'cause the streets was awful crowded with people lookin' at all the statues and monuments, and some of them people were loud and pushy." "OK, follow me!" "Move it out!" "Everywhere I went, I had to stand in line." "Come on." "Go!" "You're a good man for doing this." "Good." "OK." "There was this man giving a little talk." "And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt." "And he liked to say the "F" Word a lot." ""F" This and "F" That." "And every time he said the "F" Word, people, for some reason, cheered." "Come on, man." "Come up here, man." "Come on." "Come on." "Yeah, you!" "Come on." "Move, move!" "Go on." "Let's get up there." "Tell us a little bit about the war, man." " The war in Vietnam?" " The war in Viet-fuckin'-nam!" "Well..." "There was only one thing I could say about the war in Vietnam." "There's only one thing I can say about the war in Vietnam." "In Vietnam..." "What the hell are you do..." "I'll beat your head in, you goddamn oinker!" "Jesus Christ!" "What did they do with this?" "It was the happiest moment of my life." "Jenny and me were just like peas and carrots again." "She showed me around and introduced me to some of her new friends." "Shut that blind, man!" "And get your white ass away from that window." "Don't you know we in a war here?" " He's cool." "He's one of us." " Let me tell you about us." "Our purpose here is to protect our black leaders from the racial onslaught of the pig who wishes to brutalise our black leaders, rape our women, and destroy our black communities." " Who's the baby killer?" " This is my friend I told you about." "This is Forrest Gump." "Forrest, this is Wesley." "Wesley and I lived together in Berkeley, and he's the president of the Berkeley chapter of SDS." "We are here to offer protection and help for all those who need our help, because we, the Black Panthers, are against the war in Vietnam." "We are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the front line to die for a country that hates them." "We are against any war where black soldiers go to fight and come to be brutalised and killed in their own communities." "We are against all these racist and imperial acts..." "Forrest!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "I shouldn't have brought you here." "I should have known it was going to be some bullshit hassle!" "He should not be hitting you, Jenny." "Come on, Forrest." "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party." "He doesn't mean it when he does things like this." "I would never hurt you, Jenny." " I know you wouldn't, Forrest." " I wanted to be your boyfriend." "That uniform is a trip, Forrest." "You look handsome in it." "You do." " You know what?" " What?" "I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital." "Me, too, Forrest." "We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talkin'." "She told me about all the travelling she'd done and how she discovered ways to expand her mind and learn how to live in harmony, which must be out west somewhere, 'cause she made it all the way to California." "Hey." "Anybody want to go to San Francisco?" " I'll go." " Far out!" "It was a very special night for the two of us." "I didn't want it to end." " Wish you wouldn't go, Jenny." " I have to, Forrest." "Jenny?" "Things got a little out of hand." "It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson and..." "I would never hurt you." "You know that." "Know what I think?" "I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama!" "Forrest, we have very different lives, you know." "I want you to have this." "Forrest, I can't keep this." "I got it just by doing what you told me to do." " Why are you so good to me?" " You're my girl." "I'll always be your girl." "And just like that, she was gone out of my life again." "It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." "I thought I was going back to Vietnam, but instead they decided the best way for me to fight the communists was to play ping-pong, so I was in the Special Services, travelling around the country, cheering up wounded veterans and showing 'em how to play ping-pong." "I was so good, the Army decided I should be on the All-American ping-pong team." "We were the first Americans to visit the land of China in a million years or something." "Somebody said world peace was in our hands, but all I did was play ping-pong." "When I got home, I was a national celebrity, famouser even than Captain Kangaroo." "Here he is, Forrest Gump." "Right here." " Forrest Gump, John Lennon." " Welcome home." "Can you tell us, what was China like?" "In the land of China, people hardly got nothin' at all." "No possessions?" "And in China, they never go to church." " No religion, too?" " Hard to imagine." "Well, it's easy if you try, Dick." "Some years later, that nice young man from England was on his way home to see his little boy and was signing some autographs." "For no particular reason at all, somebody shot him." "They gave you The Congressional Medal of Honour." "Now, that's Lieutenant Dan." "Lieutenant Dan!" "They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honour." "Yes, sir." "They surely did." "They gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honour." "Yes, sir." "Well, that's just perfect!" "Well, I just got one thing to say to that." "Goddamn bless America." "Lieutenant Dan!" "Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel." "Because he didn't have no legs, he spent his time exercising his arms." "Take a right." "Take a right!" "Come on, already!" "What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?" "I'm living off the government tit." "Are you blind?" "I'm walking here!" "Get out!" "Come on." "Go, go, go!" "I stayed with Lieutenant Dan and celebrated the holidays." "You have a great year, and hurry home." "God bless you." "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir." "That's all these cripples at the VA, that's all they ever talk about." "Jesus this and Jesus that." "Have I found Jesus?" "They even had a priest come and talk to me." "He said God is listening, but I have to help myself." "Now, if I accept Jesus into my heart," "I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven." "Did you hear what I said?" "Walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven." "Well, kiss my crippled ass." "God is listening?" "What a crock of shit." "I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan." "Well..." "Before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner" " and get us more ripple?" " Yes, sir." "We're at approximately 45th street in New York City at One Astor Plaza." "This is the site of the old Astor Hotel..." " What the hell is in Bayou La Batre?" " Shrimping boats." "Shrimping boats?" "Who gives a shit about shrimping boats?" "I got to buy me one soon as I have some money." "I promised Bubba in Vietnam that as soon as the war was over, we'd be partners." "He'd be the captain and I'd be his first mate." "But now that he's dead, I got to be the captain." "A shrimp boat captain." "Yes, sir." "A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan." "Now hear this!" "Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain." "Tell you what, Gilligan." "The day you are a shrimp boat captain," "I will come and be your first mate." "If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut!" "Danny, what are you complaining about?" "How you doing?" " Mr Hot Wheels." "Who's your friend?" " My name is Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "This is Cunning Carla and Long-limbs Lenore." "So where you been, babycakes?" "Haven't seen you around lately." "You should have been here for Christmas, 'cause Tommy bought a free round and gave everybody a turkey sandwich." "Well, I had company." "We was just there!" "That's Times Square." "Don't you just love New Year's?" "You can start all over." "Everybody gets a second chance." "It's funny, but in the middle of all that fun," "I began to think about Jenny, wondering how she was spending her New Year's night out in California." "Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!" "What are you, stupid or something?" "What's your problem?" "What's his problem?" "Did you lose your packet in the war or something?" " Is your friend stupid or something?" " What did you say?" "I said is your friend stupid or something?" " Don't call him stupid!" " Hey, don't push her!" "You shut up!" "Don't you ever call him stupid!" "Why you so upset?" "Get your goddamn clothes and get the hell out of here!" "You should be in a sideshow." "You're so pathetic!" "Get out of here!" " You retard!" " Loser." "You freak!" "Oh, no." "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan." "She tastes like cigarettes." "I guess Lieutenant Dan figured there's some things you can't change." "He didn't want to be called crippled like I didn't want to be called stupid." "Happy New Year, Gump." "The U.S. Ping-pong team met with President Nixon today..." "Wouldn't you know it?" "A few months later, they invited me and the ping-pong team to visit the White House." "So I went, again." "And I met the President of the United States again." "Only this time, they didn't get us rooms in a real fancy hotel." "Are you enjoying yourself in our nation's capital, young man?" " Where are you staying?" " It's called the Hotel Ebbott." "Oh, no." "I know a much nicer hotel." "It's brand-new." "Very modern." "I'll have my people take care of it." " Security." " Yeah." "Sir..." "You might want to send a maintenance man to that office across the way." "The lights are off and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they're keeping me awake." " OK, sir." "I'll check it out." " Thank you." "Good night." "Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow." "Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office." " Forrest Gump." " Yes, sir!" "As you were." "I have your discharge papers." "Service is up, son." "Does this mean I can't play ping-pong no more?" "For the Army, it does." "And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over." "So I went home." " I'm home, Mama." " I know." "I know." "Louise, he's here." "When I got home, I had no idea, but Mama'd had all sorts of visitors." "We've had all sorts of visitors." "Everybody wants you to use their ping-pong stuff." "One man even left a check for $25,000 if you'd be agreeable to saying you like using their paddle." "I only like using my own paddle." " Hi, Miss Louise." " Hey, Forrest." "I know that, but it's $25,000, Forrest." "I thought maybe you could hold it for a while, see if it grows on you." "That Mama, she sure was right." "It's funny how things work out." "I didn't stay home for long because I'd made a promise to Bubba, and I always try to keep my promise, so I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family." "Are you crazy or just plain stupid?" " Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs Blue." " I guess." "And, of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself." "Hey, Bubba." "It's me, Forrest Gump." "I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out." "I'm taking $24,562.47 that I got, that's left after a new haircut and a new suit and I took Mama out to a real fancy dinner, and I bought a bus ticket, and three Dr Peppers." "Tell me something." "Are you stupid or something?" "Stupid is as stupid does, sir." "That's what's left after me saying," ""When I was in China on the All-America ping-pong team," ""I just loved playing ping-pong" ""with my Flex-o-lite ping-pong paddle,"" "which everybody knows isn't true, but Mama said it was just a little white lie, it wasn't hurting nobody." "So anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes, and new nets and a brand-new shrimping boat." "Bubba told me everything he knew about shrimping, but you know what I found out?" "Shrimping is tough." "I only caught five." "A couple more, you can have yourself a cocktail." "You ever think about naming this old boat?" "It's bad luck to have a boat without a name." "I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world." "I hadn't heard from Jenny in a long while, but I thought about her a lot." "I hoped whatever she was doing made her happy." "I thought about Jenny all the time." "Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?" "Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs." "Well, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan." "Yes, I know that." "You wrote me a letter, you idiot." "Well, well." "Captain Forrest Gump." "I had to see this for myself." "And I told you if you were ever a shrimp boat captain, that I'd be your first mate." "Well, here I am." " I'm a man of my word." " OK." "But don't you be thinking that I'm going to be calling you "Sir."" "No, sir." "That's my boat." "I have a feeling if we head due east, we'll find some shrimp." "So take a left." " Take a left!" " Which way?" "Over there!" "They're over there!" " Get on the wheel and take a left." " OK." "Gump, what are you doing?" "Take a left!" "Left!" "That's where we're going to find those shrimp, my boy!" "That's where we'll find them." " Still no shrimp, Lieutenant Dan." " OK, so I was wrong." "How are we going to find them?" "Maybe you should just pray for shrimp." "So I went to church every Sunday." "Sometimes Lieutenant Dan came too, though he left the praying up to me." " No shrimp." " Where the hell's this God of yours?" "It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then God showed up." "You'll never sink this boat!" "Now, me, I was scared, but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad." "Come on!" "You call this a storm?" "Come on, you son of a bitch!" "It's time for a showdown!" "You and me!" "I'm right here!" "Come and get me!" "You'll never sink this boat!" "Hurricane Carmen came through here yesterday, destroying nearly everything in its path." "And as in other towns up and down the coast," "Bayou La Batre's entire shrimping industry has fallen victim to Carmen and has been left in utter ruin." "This reporter has learned, in fact, only one shrimping boat actually survived the storm." "Louise." "Louise, there's Forrest." "After that, shrimping was easy." "Since people still needed them shrimps for shrimp cocktails and barbecues and all, and we were the only boat left standing," "Bubba-Gump shrimp's what they got." "We got a whole bunch of boats." "Twelve Jennys, big old warehouse." "We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them." "Bubba-Gump Shrimp." "A household name." "Hold on there, boy." "Are you telling me you're the owner of the Bubba-Gump Shrimp Corporation?" "Yes." "We got more money than Davy Crockett." "Boy, I heard some whoppers in my time, but that tops them all." "We were sitting next to a millionaire." "Well, I thought it was a very lovely story, and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm." "Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like?" "Yes, I would." "That's him right there." "Let me tell you something about Lieutenant Dan." "I never thanked you for saving my life." "He never actually said so, but I think he made his peace with God." "For the second time in 17 days," "President Ford escaped possible assassination today." " Base to Jenny 1." "Base to Jenny 1." " Jenny 1." "Go, Margo." "Forrest has a phone call." "Well, you'll have to tell them to call him back." " He is indisposed at the moment." " His mama's sick." " Where's Mama?" " She's upstairs." "Hi, Forrest." " I'll see you tomorrow." " All right." "Sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy?" " What's the matter, Mama?" " I'm dying, Forrest." "Come on in, sit down over here." " Why are you dying, Mama?" " It's my time." "It's just my time." "Now, don't you be afraid, sweetheart." "Death is just a part of life." "Something we're all destined to do." "I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your mama." " I did the best I could." " You did good." "Well, I happen to believe you make your own destiny." "You have to do the best with what God gave you." "What's my destiny, Mama?" "You're going to have to figure that out for yourself." "Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest." "You never know what you're going to get." "Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them." "I will miss you, Forrest." "She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday." "I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it." "And that's all I have to say about that." "Didn't you say you were waiting for the number seven bus?" "There'll be another one along shortly." "Now, because I had been a football star and war hero and national celebrity and a shrimping boat captain and a college graduate, the city fathers of Greenbow, Alabama, decided to get together and offered me a fine job." "So I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money." "He got me invested in some kind of fruit company." "I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "That's good." "One less thing."" "Now Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs, and the rest is just for showing off." "So I gave a whole bunch of it to the Foursquare Gospel Church." "And I gave a whole bunch to the Bayou La Batre fishing hospital." "And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts," "I gave Bubba's mama Bubba's share." "You know what?" "She didn't have to work in nobody's kitchen no more." "That smells wonderful." "And 'cause I was a gozillionaire and I liked doing it so much," "I cut that grass for free." "But at night-time when there was nothing to do and the house was all empty, I'd always think of Jenny." "And then, she was there." " Hello, Forrest." " Hello, Jenny." "Jenny came back and stayed with me." "Maybe it was because she had nowhere else to go, or maybe it was because she was so tired, 'cause she went to bed and slept and slept, like she hadn't slept in years." "It was wonderful having her home." "Every day we'd take a walk, and I'd jabber on like a monkey in a tree, and she'd listen about ping-ponging and shrimping and Mama making a trip up to heaven." "I did all the talking." "Jenny most of the time was real quiet." "How could you do this?" "Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks." "I never really knew why she came back, but I didn't care." "It was like olden times." "We was like peas and carrots again." "Every day, I'd pick pretty flowers and put them in her room for her, and she gave me the best gift anyone could ever get in the wide world." "They're just for running." "And she even showed me how to dance." "Well, we was like family, Jenny and me... and it was the happiest time in my life." "You done watching it?" "I'm going to bed." "Will you marry me?" "I'd make a good husband, Jenny." "You would, Forrest." "But you won't marry me." "You don't want to marry me." "Why don't you love me, Jenny?" "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." "Forrest, I do love you." " Where are you running off to?" " I'm not running." "That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run." "So I ran to the end of the road, and when I got there" "I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town." "President Carter, suffering from heat exhaustion..." "And when I got there," "I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County." "Now, thinking since I'd run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama." "And that's what I did." "I ran clear across Alabama." "No particular reason." "I just kept on going." "I ran clear to the ocean." "And when I got there, I figured since I'd gone this far, might as well turn around, just keep on going." "And when I got to another ocean, I figured since I'd gone this far," "I might as well just turn back and keep right on going." "When I got tired, I slept." "When I got hungry, I ate." "When I had to go..." "you know..." "I went." " And so, you just ran." " Yeah." "I'd think a lot about Mama and Bubba and Lieutenant Dan." "But most of all, I thought about Jenny." "I thought about her a lot." "For more than two years, a man named Forrest Gump, a gardener from Greenbow, Alabama, stopping only to sleep, has been running across America." "Charles Cooper reports." "For the fourth time on his journey across America," "Forrest Gump the gardener will cross the Mississippi River again today." " I'll be damned." "Forrest?" " Why are you running?" " Are you doing this for world peace?" " For the homeless?" " Are you running for women's rights?" " The environment?" "They couldn't believe somebody would do all that running for no reason." " Why are you doing this?" " I just felt like running." "I just felt like runnin'." "It's you." "I can't believe it's really you." "For some reason, what I was doing seemed to make sense to people." "It was like an alarm went off in my head." "I said, "Here's a guy that's got his act together." ""Here's somebody who has the answer." I'll follow you anywhere, Mr Gump." "So I got company." "And after that, I got more company." "And then, even more people joined in." "Somebody later told me it gave people hope." "I don't know anything about that, but some of those people asked me if I could help them out." "I was wondering if you might help me." "I'm in the bumper sticker business." "I need a good slogan, and since you've been so inspirational," "I thought you might be able to help me..." "Whoa, man!" "You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!" " It happens." " What, shit?" "Sometimes." "And some years later, I heard that that fella did come up with a bumper sticker slogan and made a lot of money off of it." "Another time, I was running along, somebody who'd lost all his money in the t-shirt business, he wanted to put my face on a t-shirt, but he couldn't draw that well, and he didn't have a camera." "Here, use this one." "Nobody likes that colour anyway." "Have a nice day." "Some years later, I found out that that man did come up with an idea for a t-shirt." "He made a lot of money." "Anyway, like I was saying, I had a lot of company." "Mama always said, "Put the past behind you before you can move on."" "And I think that's what my running was all about." "I had run for three years, two months, 14 days and 16 hours." "Quiet." "Quiet." "He's going to say something." "I'm pretty tired." "Think I'll go home now." "Now what are we supposed to do?" "And just like that, my runnin' days was over." "So I went home to Alabama." "Moments ago, at 2.25 p.m., as President Reagan was leaving the five or six gunshots were fired by an unknown would-be assassin." "The President was shot in the chest..." "I picked up the mail." "And one day, out of the blue clear sky, I got a letter from Jenny wondering if I could come down to Savannah and see her, and that's what I'm doing here." "She saw me on TV, running." "I'm supposed to go on the number nine bus to Richmond Street and get off and go one block left to 1947 Henry Street, apartment 4." "Why, you don't need to take a bus." "Henry Street is just five or six blocks down that way." " Down that way?" " Down that way." "It was nice talking to you." "I hope everything works out for you!" " How you doin'?" "Come in!" "Come in!" " I got your letter." " I was wondering about that." " This your house?" "Yeah." "It's messy right now." "I just got off work." "It's nice." "You got air conditioning." " Thank you." " I ate some." "I kept a scrapbook of your clippings, and everything." "There you are." "And this, I got you running." "I ran a long way." "It's a long time." "And there..." "Listen, Forrest, I don't know how to say this." "I just I want to apologise for anything that I ever did to you 'cause I was messed up for a long time, and..." " Hi." " Hey, you." " This is an old friend from Alabama." " How do you do?" "Next week my schedule changes, so I can..." "No problem." "Got to go." "I'm double-parked." "OK." "Thanks." "This is my very good friend Mr Gump." "Can you say hi?" " Hello, Mr Gump." " Hello." " Can I go watch TV now?" " Yes." "Just keep it low." " You're a mama, Jenny." " I'm a mama." " His name's Forrest." " Like me!" " I named him after his daddy." " He got a daddy named Forrest, too?" "You're his daddy, Forrest." "Forrest, look at me." "Look at me, Forrest." "There's nothing you need to do." "You didn't do anything wrong." "OK?" "Isn't he beautiful?" "He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "But..." "Is he smart?" "Can he..." "He's very smart." "He's one of the smartest in his class." "Yeah, it's OK." "Go talk to him." " What are you watching?" " Bert and Ernie." "Forrest, I'm sick." "What, do you have a cough due to a cold?" "I have some virus, and the doctors, they don't know what it is, and there isn't anything they can do about it." "You could come home with me." "You and little Forrest could come stay at my house in Greenbow." "I'll take care of you if you're sick." "Would you marry me, Forrest?" "OK." "Please take your seats." "Forrest?" "It's time to start." "Hi." "Your tie." "Lieutenant Dan." " Lieutenant Dan." " Hello, Forrest." "You got new legs." "New legs!" "Yeah." "I got new legs." "Custom-made." "Titanium alloy." "It's what they use on the space shuttle." "Magic legs." "This is my fiancée, Susan." " Lieutenant Dan." " Hi, Forrest." " Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny." " Hi." "It's nice to meet you finally." "Do you, Forrest, take Jenny to be your wife?" "Do you, Jenny, take Forrest to be your husband?" "And so I pronounce you man and wife." " Hey." " Hi." "Were you scared in Vietnam?" "Yes." "Well, I don't know." "Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out." "And then it was nice." "It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou." "There was always a million sparkles on the water." "Like that mountain lake." "It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other." "And then in the desert, when the sun comes up," "I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began." "It was so beautiful." "I wish I could've been there with you." "You were." "I love you." "You died on a Saturday morning." "And I had you placed here under our tree." "And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground." "Mama always said that dying' was a part of life." "I sure wish it wasn't." "Little Forrest is doing just fine." "About to start school again soon, and I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day." "I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day." "Teaching him how to play ping-pong." "He's really good." "Forrest, you go." "We fish a lot." "And every night, we read a book." "He's so smart, Jenny." "You'd be so proud of him." "I am." "He wrote you a letter." "And he says I can't read it." "I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you." "I don't know if mama was right or if it's Lieutenant Dan." "I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze." "But I think maybe it's both." "Maybe both is happening at the same time." "But I miss you, Jenny." "If there's anything you need, I won't be far away." "Here's your bus." "OK." "I know this." "I'm gonna share that for show-and-tell because Grandma used to read it to you." "My favourite book." "Here you go." "Don't..." " I want to tell you I love you." " I love you, too, Daddy." "I'll be right here when you get back." "You understand this is the bus to school, don't you?" "Of course, and you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump." "Subtitle By MEF (ROBIN808)"

"Shinjitsu wo mitsukeru tame ni" "Yoru no nyuusu ga shirasenai" "Nagasanai koto wa dore kurai aru" "Dare ga ushinai" "Dare ga te ni ireteru ka dare no tame nano ka" "Junsui de iru no wa kirei de kiken na koto" "Bokura wo meguru sekai wa sugata wo misenai de" "Kinou to chigau shinjitsu wo oshitsukeru dake" "Me no mae ni aru genjitsu no tezawari dake wa" "Tashika na mono ni boku ga kaete miseru kitto" "Hey, you." "Do you know where the boat is?" "Boat?" "Yuuki, we're going underground now, right?" "That's right." "A boat underground?" "Are we getting into a submarine?" "Just hush up for a bit." "Hey!" "I don't mind leaving it up to you." "Why me?" "You're being pretty laid back." "I just want to see you at work." "A pro chooses their tools wisely, right?" "You seem to have forgotten, so allow me to say this..." "Our contract with you is still going." "It's not as if you're just casually coming along as Asuka's chaperone, right?" "Episode Twenty Intent and Fate" "Dear Kai," "Yuuki and I are going to a place called the "guerillas' base."" "Yuuki, are we boarding that?" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Hello!" "Yo, Bud." "Yuuki..." "Rikumi, it's Yuuki!" "How many times do I have to say this before you understand?" "Bud, call me Captain!" "Yeah, yeah, I got you." "Yuuki, you're finally visiting?" "I need your help." "Hurry up and get on, we're going to set sail." "Rikumi specializes in unusual clients." "You can't cross these waters without him." "So today we've got two guys and three girls, right?" "You've one guy and one girl too many." "They walked in unannounced just a little while ago." "Hi!" "Nice to meet you, I'm Sherry!" "This one's name is Kyou." "Be friendly, okay?" "An underground level, you say?" "I'm looking for the guerillas' base." "I think you're somehow mistaken." "I know nothing about guerillas." "The church is supposed to be knowledgeable about Gald's construction." "You should also know of a way to their base." "Does this have anything to do with what I've requested of you?" "The guerillas are also looking for the Sacrament of Calvaria." "Wouldn't it be bad for you if they found it first?" "This is very interesting news." "What's the matter?" "We've captured someone suspicious." "I'm moved that his Holiness himself would show up." "Who are you?" "Please look at this." "He was trying to install a listening device." "What business do you have with the church?" "It's not with the church, it's with you." "In that case, come back when you have an appointment." "That'd be no fun." "After all, what I want to know is your true face." "You impertinent bastard!" "Leonid..." "I'll leave his disposal to you." "What?" "Err, wait a second!" "What do you mean, "disposal?" Hey!" "I'm sorry you had to witness such an unpleasant scene." "What's going to happen to him?" "An appropriate punishment will be decided." "Death in reverse." "This is what Yuuki is currently lacking." "Lacking?" "Do you mean calcium?" "Huh?" "After all, that's a picture of a skeleton..." "Huh?" "After all, that's a picture of a skeleton..." "No, I think that Yuuki is the way he is right now because there is something missing in his life." "It looks like he's the type that naturally goes forth with some kind of goal in mind." "He might have been irritated with the situation up until now because he was moving without having a specific goal." "Wow!" "The Death card also has meanings like being stagnant, or feeling depressed or uneasy because you've lost sight of something." "I wonder if that's why... until we got onto the ship, Yuuki would get angry so quickly..." "But since we boarded the ship, the way he gets angry has been a little bit different." "It looks like he's back to his old self." "It's because on the way here, we left things like the ship, leading us here, and everything else up to him." "We've let him return things to his usual pace." "I'm used to dealing with men like Yuuki, who think they know what they're doing, and men that treat women like idiots." "Oh my..." "Those are words I just can't ignore..." ""I'm used to dealing with men,"" "don't you think that has a risqué ring to it?" "Err... umm... that is..." "Hey, would you mind reading something about my future too?" "Why are you bringing Asukacchi along with you too?" "The only people that use the ocean entrance are people with specific business in the blockaded zone." "Just something... you know?" "There've been some complications, and even Asuka..." "Hey now!" "Asukacchi's wrapped up in this too?" "This isn't like you, Yuuki." "No... it might be better to say that I'm the one getting wrapped up in it..." "Huh?" "What in the world am I doing?" "You okay, man?" "What data are you looking for, I wonder?" "You're Shen-long, right?" "Why didn't I notice her?" "Even if my attention was on reading this..." "Your big sister's data?" "You want me to help you?" "You certainly are something." "Every guy was KO'd before I knew it." "Leonid, what are you doing in a place like this?" "What about you, Kai?" "Why are you here?" "Never mind, let's hurry up and get out of here." "Well, hold on." "You want to join me?" "What?" "There's money in the church." "Especially that Ghibelline guy." "If we can bring his true face to light, then it should turn into quite the money maker." "Want in?" "Or do you know something?" "Don't you know too?" "Know what?" "About the guerillas' underground base." "Seems like you're doing some pretty interesting things." "Huh?" "Miss Sherry, where's the guy that you brought with you?" "Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him for a while now." "I think he was mumbling something about being seasick." "What?" "Seasick?" "I have some stomach medicine." "It works on heartburn too." "I'll take it to him." "Umm... does stomach medicine work on seasickness?" "Asuka, wait up!" "If we're going to give him medicine, give him mine!" "Damn it, Sherry, you jerk..." "Why do we have to ride a boat like this?" "Here's some medicine for you." "Whoa!" "I've seen an angel..." "Hurry up and take it." "Asuka went through all the trouble to bring it to you, after all." "Right." "I got this from Bud." "I'm sure it'll make you feel better." "Right..." "Oh!" "Asuka's older brother!" "Sherry!" "Why you!" "Ahoy, passenger!" "They say you're seasick?" "It's all right, I still have one more..." "Oh!" "What the hell?" "Ashurum?" "!" "Why are we running into a military vessel in a place like this?" "Those bastards..." "Aren't they supposed to be unable to do anything in Gald?" "Who do they think they're messing with?" "What's the matter, big sis?" "Are you so scared you can't comment?" "I know that emblem..." "Yeah, well, that's because it's famous." "You've probably seen on TV or something, right?" "No, that's..." "I saw it on the first day I met Kai..." "Kai?" "It was probably attached to his clothes." "A psychic?" "And one of Ashurum's?" "Asuka, who's Kai?" "Err, umm..." "Kai is someone who had a lot of injuries... and Yuuki and I took care of him together... he got healthy... umm... and now works with Yuuki... he knows a lot about the stars and stuff... and he's kind..." "Umm, and..." "That doesn't tell us anything, big sis." "Here you go!" "You like sweet things, right?" "It really pisses me off when you give me that look of" ""I know everything about you."" "Tell me who you are!" "If you snap at me, then I'll smash this, the data that you tried to steal." "You have to be nice to girls." "What do you mean "girl," you old bat?" "Why you brat..." "Seriously, what kind of upbringing is Eiji giving these kids?" "I'm Hitomi." "Hitomi Chigaya." "Chigaya?" "!" "Oh, you don't have to worry." "I won't blab to Aunt Kyoko or Eiji about this, even though I know why you broke into the databank." "I'm telling you, stop saying things like "I know."" "People who pretend like they know stuff are always the ones who don't anything!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "But in any case, I don't believe I've said anything as audacious as" ""I know how you feel."" "Now, what do you want to look at first?" "For example, the data from before she was treated?" "Treated?" "!" "I told you not to worry." "I mean treated for her injuries." "That's not it!" "You guys must have done something to Shin-lu!" "That's not Shin-lu!" "Listen, take an actual look at this." "It's a comparison of her before and after the treatment." "You can see that the value for her motor functions has gone up, right?" "You could say her muscles have developed, or..." "Not that!" "I'm talking about in her head!" "Her brain, or her nerves... something has definitely been done to her!" "I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you're trying to say." "It's not like I'm taking part in my aunt's or Eiji's projects." "It's just..." "It says that your older sister herself came in and said that she wanted to be made stronger." "That there was something she wouldn't be able to obtain unless she became stronger." "That there was something she didn't want to lose." "Shin-lu..." "Mom said that when the store closes, we can go downstairs." "Let's go outside and play for a little bit!" "It's already dark, so it'll be okay if it's just for a bit." "Nah, Dad'll get mad if we go outside, right?" "When Dad gets mad, it makes Mom cry, right?" "At first, I was the only one in my family that we knew was a psychic." "I don't remember... my mother's face." "Even still, I get the feeling that her hands were warm." "But when we realized that Shin-lu was a psychic too..." "We're twins, but no matter how many times I say that thinking of us as "older sister" and "younger brother"" "really doesn't make sense, Shin-lu won't listen." "She acts like she's older, and pretends that she's strong." "Always pretending that she's strong..." "Even though I'm the one that has to get stronger so I can protect her!" "I'm not good enough at all as I am now!" "Do you want to eat another piece of cake?" "Yeah." "I'll give you mine too, so eat it all." "Okay." "Good." "Okay." "Good." "My dear Professor... psychics are complicated." "Begin Seven Eight's rewrite." "Yes, ma'am." "You made the right choice in having me show you the path, Kai." "Is this a path?" "It's a path if you call it a path." "Right..." "You did pretty well for yourself, Kai." "I mean choosing the church in order to get into Gald's underground." "Really?" "I suspect that the corporations, the guerillas, and the church are all connected by the underground." "And I mean literally when I say connected." "The paths and everything else." "I think that you'd be easily be able to see what kind of place Gald is from the underground." "It sounds like you've already seen it all." "Well, that is my trade, after all." "Yuuki, are you really going to be okay?" "It'll work out, somehow." "If we don't come back in three days, contact the guy who's been staying with me." "Right, I understand." "See you later, big sis!" "Yeah!" "Thanks, Bud!" "Come in." "We're going down pretty far, aren't we?" "Why didn't you say that you were harboring one of Ashurum's psychics?" "I didn't think there was any real need to say anything." "No, there was." "Then let me say something." "I've solved the mystery of the Sacrament of Calvaria." "Solved the mystery?" "However, I'll be withdrawing from this case." "What are you saying?" "!" "Never mind, just listen." "The Sacrament is just a trick of the church." "In the end, it's all just a power struggle that revolves around being the next head of the church." "That's not it!" "That IS it!" "If the extraordinary powers of psychics are recognized by the church, then they will become the power of God's miracles." "That baptism is, in other words, the Sacrament." "The Sacrament isn't an object." "The old man must know this." "There's no way." "If that's the case, why did he contract you to search for it?" "Who knows?" "Why don't you try and ask him yourself?" "Yuuki, isn't it kind of cold here?" "Yeah." "I'm surprised that you guys don't freeze hiding in a place like this." "Yuuki, there's someone here." "They're in front of them." "She's not talking about us." "He's not alone, is he?" "Balk?" "Maria, good work." "Yuuki Tokugawa, this is a letter addressed to you from Mr. Erimiya." "A letter?" "This is called a book!" "The old man, call the old man!" "This is something that Mr. Erimiya himself wrote, as well as his will and testament." "What?" "Will?" "Balk!" "What's happened to my grandfather?" "What do you mean by will?" "!" "Hey, what is this?" "Let's help ourselves to that." "Got you!" "Furiisogu ame ni mou nurehajimeta futari" "Isoide nukedashita nanimokamo wo sutete" "Minna kara mienai you ni yubi wo tsunaide" "Sore ga futari no himitsu no sain" "Dakara koko kara saratte imasugu saratte" "Tonight midnight" "Dakara mou tomenaide imasugu sawatte" "Tonight, it's true love" "Modorenai yoru ga hajimaru" "People that are manipulated by fate and the like are idiots, but am I, who came to a place like this, an even bigger idiot?" "The corporations, the church, and the guerillas." "Hmph." "This places reeks with a dangerous stink." "The stink of an incredible treasure." "On the next episode of E's Otherwise, "Cruel Flame."" "Cruel Flame" "Cruel Flame Now then... you never can tell what fate has in store..." "Cruel Flame"

"previously on lost right here, there's a line." "You cross that line, we go from misunderstanding to... something else." "What do i do?" "the button must be pushed" "i never entered the numbers i never pushed the button you're lying" "No, i'm done lying." "it's a parachute" "All right." "Cereal goes on the left, bernard." "So this isn't bothering you at all?" "What's "this"?" "Well, this." "This." "Why is a bag of potato chips gonna bother me?" "Well, aren't you remotely curious as to where all this came from?" "You're acting like we just got back from the supermarket." "Well, i guess i was raised never to question my blessings." "(chuckles) i was raised to question piles of food with weird labels that just fall out of the sky, rose." "Well, honey, just because you're having a bad day, doesn't mean you have to raise your voice." "Bad day?" "I've had seven weeks of bad days on the other side of the island, just trying to stay alive so i could get back to you." "But here... my god, rose, they've built a kitchen on the beach." "They've given up." "Given up?" "On what?" "On getting rescued." "Hey." "You gonna get that?" "When's the last time you went in to see him?" "A couple hours ago." "He was sleeping." "Did he eat?" "Nope." "That's two days now." "No food, no water... nothing to say." "I don't know about you, but i'm tired of waiting." "I hear you've lost your appetite." "Okay, don't talk." "(chuckles) i was never that good at bedside manner anyway." "I'm gonna change that dressing on your shoulder." "If you try anything, we've got a problem." "So, henry... (chuckles) "henry."" "I was thinking about something you were saying before we found out who you are." "This is gonna sting." "Yeah." "You were saying that if you were one of them, that you'd lead us into a trap... capture our people... force a trade." "Us, for you." "Pretty good idea, henry." "And since you are one of them, i thought now might be a good time to use it." "I'm going out to the line that we're not supposed to cross and telling them that we've got you." "And if they want you back, it'll cost 'em." "(sighs)" "And when we get walt back... you might just have been worth all the trouble." "Did you say something?" "They'll never give you walt." "=·çÈíFRM×ÖÄ"×é=- ·­Òë:sallyxobu ºÃºÃЦ У¶Ô:sallyxobu" "Don't gun it." "You're digging yourself in." "Just tap the gas lightly." "All due respect, i have been driving in snow my whole life." "You mind stepping back?" "Well, you have to rock it out." "You're not gonna be able to... (engine continues revving)" "I'm calling triple "a."" "Why, so they can send a tow truck?" "Trust me, i can do this." "Okay." "Ease on the gas." "That's it." "You're doing great." "Almost." "Go, go, go... oh!" "(rose) aah!" "Are you... are you okay?" "Oh, yeah." "Sure." "I'm fine." "You know, i would have gotten it out eventually." "Oh, sure." "July's right around the corner." "(both chuckling)" "Well, um, thanks for helping me." "Sure." "By the way, i'm rose." "Oh, uh, bernard." "Yeah." "Okay." "Oh." "Okay." "Yeah." "(clears throat) okay." "Whew." "Drive, uh, drive safe, now, okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "You, too." "Um... uh, bernard!" "Yeah?" "Can i buy you a cup of coffee?" "Uh, coffee would be ni." "Yeah." "Okay." "I had to beat back half the group to get these." "I saved 'em for you." "No way." "I'm on a new diet." "Nothing but fish and water... and... fish and water." "Hurley, what are you doing right now?" "Uh... talking to your wife?" "Good." "Can you get libby and meet me at the edge of the tree line in five minutes?" "Oh, and if you can get jin and sun, jenkins and that frogurt guy, the guy who used to make frozen yogurt." "Neil?" "Yeah." "And craig and anybody else you can get." "Bernard, what are you up to?" "I got an idea." "Hey, richard." "Craig, ralph, come here." "I've got a great idea." "I'm not so sure trading people's their thing." "Well, talking to him is getting us nowhere." "So, maybe we can get something for him." "You want me to come with you?" "You need to stay here." "You need it more than i do." "Do yourself a favor, man." "(gun clicks)" "Don't go out there alone." "All rit." "Ha ha." "That's how it's done." "Oh, well look at you." "What, that's, like, four in the last half hour?" "Let me call the guinness book." "You wanna help or not?" "'Cause i got better things to do with my time." "Oh, happy day." "Here comes dr." "Giggles." "Hey." "Hey yourself." "I'm going back out into the jungle to talk to our friend with the beard." "See if we can make a trade." "Ah, the old prisoner exchange." "And you're inviting me along 'cause you want a gun, huh?" "I'm not inviting you." "I'm inviting kate." "And i've already got a gun, but thanks for offering." "How in the hell did you get a gun?" "(chuckles) Does it matter?" "I'll get my things." "Okay." "Two months we've been on this island, right?" "Two months." "And... and already we have a water trough, and we've got a-a-a food pantry, and people are taking showers in your... hatch." "Have you forgotten that we all crashed on this island?" "It's like none of you want to go home again." "How can you say that?" "Of course we want to go home." "Then why aren't we doing anything about it?" "Dude, we, like, built a raft... that got blown up." "Okay." "So what are we doing now?" "That pallet of food had a parachute, which means a plane dropped it here, which means that there are other planes that fly over the island." "So, we are gonna build a sign." "A massive sign along the beach." "So that way, if a plane flies over, or a satellite takes pictures from up there, we want to make damn sure that they know we're here, that they know about us." "Maybe we should speak to jack about this first." "Well, do we have to run everything by jack?" "I mean, he's not the president." "He's... he's a doctor." "You're a dentist." "Ahem." "Uh, could l-i speak to you for just a second?" "Come on." "Honey, it is just a sign." "I don't see what the harm is." "The harm is, you are telling these people about airplanes and satellites coming out of nowhere to save the day." "I'm just trying to do something." "I want to get back to our life." "Well, the only thing you are doing is giving these people false hope." "Excuse me." "I have a sign to build." "Ahem." "All right." "Um, uh, i wanna get this going right away." "We've waited long enough." "It's just amazing, isn't it?" "Oh, sure, it's beautiful." "You're not impressed, hu oh, yeah." "So, what does god have to do to get your attention?" "Bernard... what are you doing?" "(playing frank sinatra's "the right girl for me")" "Rose... i've been a bachelor for 56 years." "And then i met you, and... we just fell into this rhythm like we had known ch other forever." "I had always dreamed of finding somebody like you, but i'd given up hope that i ever would." "Bernard... oh, i know, i know." "It's crazy." "Uh, we just met five months ago." "But five months is long enough." "Because i knew after five minutes." "Rose... i love you." "Will you marry me?" "Bernard, i'm dying." "I'm sick, and i'm dying." "Uh, would you excuse us for a minute, please?" "I've been in remission for the last couple of years." "But now, it's back, and this time, it's not going away." "My doctor says i have about a year, maybe a little longer." "You haven't answered my question." "Are... you sure?" "Oh, i'm sure." "Yes... yes." "Well, you bunk with a guy for 48 days, now he doesn't call or write." "Hello, bernard." "What do you boys got going up here?" "Just working." "Well, listen." "I've got a whole team of folks throwing together a big sign down along the beach." "Hopefully, it'll get us spotted by a plane or a satellite." "We could sure use all the bodies we could get to help put it together." "Sorry, i'm busy." "Charlie?" "Ah, regrets, bernard." "I've only got two hands, you know." "Good luck, though." "Well, could i at least grab some of these logs?" "We could sure use..." "we're using them." "For what, exactly?" "A church." "A church?" "Yes." "Everybody on this island is building something." "I'm trying to get us saved." "People are saved in different ways, bernard." "I think i liked you better when you just hit people with your stick." "I like you just the way you are." "I need to talk to him." "The gun's with jack." "The door stays closed." "But if you wanna talk to him, talk to him." "Henry, can you hear me?" "It's john, henry." "Henry, did you enter the numbers?" "Did you push the button or not?" "Henry!" "I need to know." "I want you to answer me." "Answer me!" "Henry, can you hear me?" "!" "What happened to everybody?" "Where's, uh, where's craig?" "Where's frogurt?" "Okay." "All right." "Moving on." "We're gonna put the sign across this entire beach, which means the letters have to be really big... about 40 feet." "These black rocks will get maximum contrast with the sand." "Dude, we're likely to need a lot more rocks." "Yes, hurley." "We are gonna need a lot more rocks." "There's a lava field about a half a mile inland." "It's just loaded with them." "We're gonna haul them out in 2-man teams." "So, uh, you guys double up, and i am gonna start sketching off the letters in the sand." "Let's do this." "Hey, um, i can sketch the letters." "Everybody's got a job, hurley." "I do my job, you do yours." "(speaking korean)" "What?" "What'd he say?" "I think he's not so crazy about the whole "carry the rocks a half mile" thing." "Okay... well, this is gonna take time." "But if this is the thing that gets us off this plac isn't that worth it?" "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ah, no, you don't... okay." "All right, let's get started." "Come on." "We're lost." "Oh, you saying we're lost doesn't make us lost, sweetheart." "I know exactly where we are." "Me, too." "Driving around in circles in the middle of the outback." "(laughs) That's why i wand to be on a beach for our honeymoon." "Thank goodness." "Civilization." "Bernard, let's get directions." "Oh, i don't need directions." "I told you, honey." "We're not lost." "Bernard, what's going on?" "I brought you out here... because i want you to see this man." "His name is isaac of uluru and he's helped hundreds of people." "Now, i know how it looks, but believe me, he is completely legit." "Bernard... you brought me to a faith healer?" "He's the real deal, rose." "Once i started telling people about your situation, i got three separate calls recommending him." "My situation?" "This is why you wanted to come to australia?" "To bring me to some kind of a kook?" "No, he's not." "Rose, i made a $10,000 donation just to get you in to see him." "Normally..." "i didn't ask for this!" "It's just... bernard... i have made my peace with what's happening to me." "Well, i haven't." "I can't just do nothing, rose." "That's not me." "That's not who i am." "I have to try." "Will you try, rose?" "For me." "(bernard) okay, it's just gonna be great." "It's gonna be a really big sign." "(sawyer) that's great." "If you have time to fix your hut, you'll have time to move some rocks." "Come on." "We could really use your help." "What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, norma rae?" "Come on, sawyer." "I need your help." "Now what do you say?" "(sighs) i say... pas-adena." "Well, i hope you're happy." "About what?" "This morning i had 15 people willing to work on the sign, and now i'm down to four." "And how is that my fault?" "(sighs) at the very least, i expected your support." "You had to go and attack me." "Have you ever stopped to think, maybe the reason people are quitting is because you've got yourself a management problem?" "What is the matter with you, rose?" "I am just trying to do something." "That's exactly right." "You're always trying to do." "Why can't you just let things be?" "If i didn't always have to do something, you wouldn't be here." "I'm flattered." "Yeah?" "Why is that?" "'Cause you chose me to go with you instead of sawyer." "I asked sayid first, but... he turned me down." "And i only asked you because they don't want you." "They grabbed you, had you at gunpoint." "They could have kept you, but they didn't." "Then again, they didn't really want me, either." "Damaged goods." "Both of us." "What's that?" "Kate." "It's a doll." "Wait, wait, no... no, don't... sorry." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Oh, good." "So you can hear me." "This isn't one of theirs." "(grunts)" "Must be one of rousseau's traps." "Hopefully she's not far from here." "Could be a week before she shows up." "What are you doing?" "I'm trying to get the gun." "I can't get my arm around." "All right, here, let me." "All right." "Hey!" "(grunting) Sorry." "I don't wanna shoot you." "Okay." "You got it?" "Okay, ready?" "Yeah." "Got it, got it, got it." "Oh, all right." "There, got it." "Now, give me the gun." "Why, what for?" "Gonna try to shoot the rope." "Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!" "I'm a better shot than you are." "(laughs) oh, really?" "Yeah, i told you." "I grew up hunting with my dad." "Damn it!" "Well, at least they know where we are." "Okay, now give me the gun." "And you're gonna waste another bullet?" "Don't worry." "We'll still have 13 more to shoot each other with." "Come on." "Fine." "You have a better angle than i do, anyway." "Oh, that's gonna be your excuse when i make the shot." "When you make the shot." "Okay." "Nice shot." "(laughs)" "No!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "You're doing it all wrong!" "I told you three rows." "Three... so they can see it from the air." "(speaking korean)" "Three rows!" "How hard is that?" "(groans) do i just have to do everything myself?" "No!" "No, no, no!" "No, jin." "No, wait." "Please... i just want to get my wife home." "Rose." "I wanna get rose home." "Sorry." "You're in my spot." "I can move." "Can you?" "Oh, that's funny." "(laughs)" "I guess your sense of humor got trapped under that door with your leg." "I saw your husband walking through the jungle, hauling rocks." "He's building a big sign in the sand, so the satellites will see it." "That man doesn't know the difference between an errand and a fool's errand." "Well, rose, most of us don't." "So what are you doing down here, john?" "Can't remember the last time i saw you out of that hatch." "I'm done with the hatch." "Oh, now, you're just frustrated." "You'll be out of that splint and running around the island again in no time." "Hmm." "And yet jack said it'd be at least four weeks." "But, honey, you and i both know it's not gonna take that long." "(woman) right this way, rose." "Please, make yourself comfortable." "Isaac will be right with you." "You must be rose." "Why don't you have a seat?" "So, um..." "how does this work?" "I sit here and you chant?" "Or, um... pray or what?" "There are certain places with great energy... spots on the earth, like the one we're above now." "Perhaps this energy is geological, magnetic." "Or perhaps it's something else." "And, when possible, i harness this energy and give it to others." "May i?" "What?" "What... what is it?" "I'm sorry." "Can't do anything for you, rose." "I didn't expect you to." "It's not that you can't be healed." "Like i said, there's different energies." "This is not the right place for you." "Where is the right place?" "I wish i knew." "I'll return your husband's donation." "Don't." "I'm gonna tell him you fixed me." "I'm going to tell him you fixed me." "What did you mean back there?" "What?" "In the net." "You said they were sophisticated, the others." "Uh... uh, last week, when the baby got sick, claire and i went into the jungle and, uh, found another hatch." "What?" "Like a medical station." "There was nothing you could use." "It was all cleared out, but... i found some lockers." "They had clothes inside, all worn and dirty." "They were on hangers, like..." "like costumes, you know?" "And there was a makeup kit... and a fake beard." "When were you going to tell me this?" "When you decided to let me back in the club." "What?" "You can keep one of them locked up in the hatch for, like, a week, and say nothing." "But then, when I... we're here." "Are you sure?" "I... that's where they took the shot at sawyer." "Right over there is where they pushed you out of the jungle with a bag on your head." "And right there is where i... where i laid my gun down." "(shouting) hey!" "Hey, i'm back!" "You say you're watching us?" "Do you hear me?" "!" "We've got your man!" "If you want him back, you're gonna have to come out here!" "Come on out!" "Jack!" "I know you're out there!" "I know you can hear me!" "Jack, they're not here." "I'll be right here until you talk to me!" "I'll be right here!" "i brought you some supper." "Thanks." "You can just set it down there." "Where is everybody?" "I owe you an apology." "You don't have anything to be sorry for." "It's my own damn fault i'm out here by myself." "That's not why i'm apologizing." "I lied to you." "Back in australia." "Isaac... he didn't heal me." "He didn't do anything." "Of course he did." "You're... you're... bernard..." "he didn't heal me." "But that doesn't mean i'm not healed." "(rose) when you're sick, and you've got something inside you that doesn't belong there, you can feel it." "I couldn't feel it anymore." "At first, i thought it was just shock." "But it wasn't." "It's this place." "But... but you said isaac fixed you." "I told you that so that you wouldn't spend what time we had left trying to do something." "Uh... rose, you could just be in remission." "How do you know it wasn't isaac who healed you?" "Bernard... how do you know that he didn't heal you?" "I know." "I know." "These yours?" "Uh, thank you." "You're welcome." "Trust me." "I know." "You don't want to be rescued, do you?" "You think if you leave... it'll come back." "And if you can't leave... neither can i." "We won't ever leave, rose." "I would, uh, i would offer to take down the sign, but, um... we didn't get very far." "hey." "Hi." "I pressed yourutton." "It's not my butt." "Where'd you go?" "I just needed to... stretch my legs." "how long are you gonna wait, jack?" "Till i get my voice back." "Then i'm gonna yellsome more." "Maybe they can't hear you." "They can hear me." "I'm sorry i kissed you." "I'm not." "(kate) michael."

"Hi!" "Happy, happy, happy..." "Anniversary." "Some things never change, do they?" "I just thought you might be drifting." "He was pausing." "Exactly." "Okay." "Happy anniversary." "You two have led an extraordinarily blessed life." "Mmm." "For as long as I've known you, you've managed to always somehow do everything entirely right." "That's so true." "But honestly, how could it be 30 years?" "When did we do that trip to Spain?" "It was for both of our what?" "Fifteenth anniversaries." "God, that was a great trip." "Yeah." "Hey, guys." "How's it going?" " Hey!" "Hey, Ollie." "How was graduation?" "It was fantastic." "When's Luke's graduation?" "Next week." "It's in three days." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I mean, this week." "Are the girls going?" "Yeah, they can't wait." "How long is Luke home before he has to go back to work?" "Um..." "Only a week." "Oh!" "That's it?" "I know." "I hate it." "Hi, I'm back." " Hey." "Here you go, babe." "Well, congrats again." "Great, great party." "And I'll see you two in New York." "Absolutely, I'm looking forward to it." "Yeah." "Good." "Well..." "Hey, Jane, what are you wearing to the graduation?" "Oh!" "A suit or a dress." "Probably a suit." "Fine." "Okay." "I like that." "Uh, Janey, we'll see you there." "Where are you staying?" "We're at the Park Regent." "You said you were at the Four Seasons, right?" "I don't know." "Where are we?" "We're at the Park Regent, too." "Oh." "Good." "That's..." "That'll be convenient, actually for..." "Okay." "So, well..." "See you soon." "Bye, Janey." "I'll walk you out." "I thought it was very sweet how well you and Jake were getting along." "Yeah." "Felt like old times." "We do know how to do this by now." "It's been 10 years." "Really?" "Yeah." "That's crazy." "I know." "Bye-bye." "Gabby, stop." "You are never gonna fit all this in." "You can come back for the rest of it tomorrow." "I can't come back..." "Oh, God." "That is all my clothes." "This is clothes?" "Oh, good, your mom's home." "She'll figure this out." "Gabby, you're leaving now?" "I thought you weren't going till the morning." "Yeah, except all my friends are there and they want me to come tonight." "So..." "But it's gonna be dark soon, honey." "And you can't even see out the back window." "It's Saturday night, people will be on the road, drinking..." "Mom." "Mom, She'll be there in a couple of hours." "She'll be fine." "Okay." "I'm just gonna leave this stuff here and come back for it in a few days." "You want me to drive it down in the morning?" "I could be there by lunch." "We could go to that big Bed, Bath and Beyond, get kitchen stuff." "Gabby?" "Gabby, can you look up from that thing?" "I got it covered, Mom." "Hey, gangster." "You gonna help me carry these?" "You know it." "Yeah." "What up?" "Oh, no, don't trouble yourself." " Okay." "Why start now?" "Mom, are you afraid to sleep in the house alone?" "No." " Are you?" "No, I'm not!" "One of you is always moving out." "I'm just wondering who I'm gonna watch The Hills with." "Oh!" "Mamacita." "I'm gonna miss you." "Mmm-hmm." "Oh, my God!" "L.A.!" "Oh, my God!" "Stop!" "Really doing this." "Okay." "Yes, you are." "Do it." "Oh, Mom." " What?" "You don't happen to know where Dad is, do you?" "'Cause I tried calling him to say goodbye." "He was at Ted and Sally's." "He was?" "How was that?" "You and the two of them at the same..." "I mean, that must've..." "How was that?" "It was..." "Whatever." "It was fine." "Was her lunatic child there?" "Not this time, no." "Now, listen to me." "Call me as soon as you get there." "Do not forget." "Gabby!" "I will!" "I'll call you." "You knock 'em dead, little one." "Hey, and call us when you get there, too." "None of this on the road." "Dangerous." "Right." "Thank you." "Okay." "Bye!" "Bye." "I love you, guys." "Bye." "They grow up so freaking fast, don't they?" "I just hate it." "I hate it." "Mom, maybe you should get a dog." "Oh, my God." "Goodbye, you two." "Bye." "Love you, boss." "Love you." "Bye, Mom!" "Here you go." "Reynaldo." "Yeah?" "Too much sugar." "Little bit." "I know." "Hey, who wants coffee while you're waiting?" "Everything okay?" " It's great, thanks." "Good." "Go check on table five, would you?" "Sure." "Thanks." "Hello." "Hi." "Jane!" "Peter, Hi!" "Hi." "How are you?" "Hi!" "I can't remember, have you ever met Adam Schaeffer?" "Yes." " No." "Well, it was..." "It was quick." "Well..." "Look what we've got." "Your plans." "I'm so excited!" "I've been thinking about this addition for..." "Ten years." "Ten years?" "I know." "Mmm-hmm." "Ooh!" "This is nice." "I like this wall of windows, Peter." "That was Adam, actually." "Oh!" "And I love where you've put the stairs." "That is so good." "Adam's idea." "I'm finally getting a real kitchen with four walls and place to put everything I want." "You actually understood what I wanted." "All Adam." "I'm happy you like it." "I'm so..." "Hi." "Hello." "So, you read all my e-mails." "All 47 of them, yes." "Jane, it's 10:15." "Yeah?" "Oh, it is." "Sorry, I have an appointment, a dentist appointment." "Sure." "And, could you just leave those here so I could make a few notes and..." "Oh, actually, I do have one tiny note now." "In my bathroom, no "his-and-her" sinks." "Oh, okay." "Sure." "No "his"." "Just "hers"." "And you don't think in the future you might want a "his"?" "Oh, God, we're talking code about my life now." "No, no, I didn't mean to be." "The truth is, in my current bathroom I have two sinks and sometimes, the other sink makes me feel bad." "One sink." "Not a problem." "But we should schedule another meeting." "Is Tuesday good for you?" "Tuesday's great." "8:30 too early?" "At the house?" "I'll be there." "Hi." " Hi." "Hello, I'm Doctor Moss." "Hi, I'm Jane Adler." "So, what brings you in today?" "Well..." "Please don't take this the wrong way." "But I'm the type of person who kind of makes fun of people who get plastic surgery." "Well, I understand that." "You do?" "Good." "Mmm-hmm." "Because, you know, some women can look a little fake and plasticky." "And, I don't know, just, in my opinion, worse." "I agree." "Well, good." "Because..." "Okay." "So, as against the whole thing as I...as I am," "I do have a problem that's really bugging me." "Me left eyelid is really saggy and sometimes I find myself holding it up when I'm watching TV or reading or..." "I was just wondering if that's something you could fix." "Look straight ahead." "Okay." "Well, you have the same amount of excess skin on both sides." "Really?" "Oh." "Well, I'm only interested in fixing one eye." "Jane, what you need to fix this is a brow-lift." "A brow-lift?" "What is that exactly?" "Well, we surgically cut at the hairline." "We make an incision right here and then we pull the skin back a little tighter over your skull and staple it in place right over your ears." "Now, recovery is not all that bad." "You could be quite numb, and you'll probably have a headache that lasts anywhere from, say, three to six months." "Three to six months!" "Oh." "Awesome." "Yes, you did." "I am under a lot of pressure." "I don't know if you're aware of that." "No, no." "I think that is something that you should fully be aware of." "Okay." "Okay." "But that's not what you said." "Jane!" "Hey." "Oh!" "Hi." "Hello." "Hi." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "Jake?" "Hello, Jake?" "Uh, hold on, Pedro." "I'm talking with somebody." "Pedro, up!" "Now!" "So, what are you doing in this building?" "Dentist." "You don't go to Sharon anymore?" "No." "Changed." "Oh." "Yeah..." "Okay, buddy." "Here we go." " Jake." "Okay, Pedro, honey, don't do that." "Pedro." "See you in the Big Apple." "I'll see you there." "That is beyond!" "When the three of them got in the elevator..." "Between that and the staples and the headache for six months..." "That was the most insane hour of my life." "Jake has lost his mind." "Yeah, I don't know." "Oh, I know." "He's a complete prick for cheating on you." "I can't disagree with you on that." "And then he marries her." "A known lunatic." "Well, she has a big job." "Why do you always say that?" "Because she does." "She runs the whole marketing department at KY or whatever that station's called." "She can't be that big of a lunatic." "Janey, come on." "He cheats on you with her, your 20 year marriage ends." "Then six months later, she leaves Jake and runs off with some random guy, has a baby, then leaves that guy for Jake." "And she's not nuts?" "Oh, Jo, you are so lucky Jerry is dead." "Thank you." "No, I mean, you don't have to bump into him." "Well, that's true." " Yeah." "Oh, Janey, do you wanna meet a guy" "Oh, wow, what a great offer." "No, thanks." "I don't think so." "Well, he wasn't that awful." "Sounding better every minute." "You know, it's not healthy to not have sex for however long it's been." "Trust me, I am not not doing it on purpose." "Oh." "Okay, I don't know if this is true..." "Mmm-hmm." "...but I read online about a woman that hadn't done it in so long that her vagina closed up." "What?" "Get out of here!" "Come on." "I swear to God, it grew back together." "Wait, was it ever one piece?" "What?" "Ooh, no." "No, she had to have a vaginoplasty." "Ouch!" "Oh, God!" ""Hello, Doctor Moss, I have a little situation that needs fixing."" "Bubbee." "Bubbee, if you wanna have your situation fixed, you have to date someone." "Seriously." "Anyone." "Oh, there he is!" "There he is!" "Oh, hello." "Good to see you!" "We missed you." "Hi!" "Hey, hey." "How are you?" "Oh, I love it when we're all in the same time zone!" "So, what's up, Luke?" "Did you decide to have that party?" "Oh, yeah, big time." "What party?" "Are you guys going to sleep over?" "Yeah, if you give us your bed and change the sheets." "You're having a party?" "When?" "Hi." "Adler, two rooms." "Hopefully next to each other." "I have an Adler, J. in a Superior Suite." "Park Avenue view?" "Oh, I'm sorry, here it is." "Adler, J., two standard doubles." "Sorry about that." "Right." "We are not the ones in the Superior Suite." "Mmm." "Have the other Adlers checked in yet?" "Just wondering." "No, they haven't, ma'am." "Not yet." "Now, I just need a credit card and your signature." "Mom, can the girls come with me now and help me set up?" "Oh, and by girls, he means the three of us." "Wait, hold on." "Set up for what?" "I have reservations for us for dinner." "That's not happening now?" "I don't know." "Me and my friends are having this huge thing at our apartment and the girls said they'd help us set up." "We're gonna be together all day tomorrow." "Mom, it's his last night before graduation." "Okay, okay." "Can I do anything to help, or you know..." "Love your credit card." "Oh." "Here it goes." "Once again." "Hi!" " Hi." "Adler, for one, Room 21 12." "Your table is almost ready, Mrs. Adler." "Would you like to wait in the bar?" "Sure." "Hi." "Hi." "I'll have a Pinot Noir." "Right away." "No, you know, I'll have a very dry Tanqueray Martini, straight up with a twist." "Right away." "Hey." "Where's your..." "Uh, Pedro got the stomach flu." "So, I'm flying solo." "Really?" "Didn't know you knew how to be by yourself." "Any chance you could go easy on me?" "Just a one-night free pass." "You look good, Janey." "Yeah." "You do." "You always do." "Your hair's shorter." "Longer." "I like it." "Mrs. Adler?" "Your table is ready." "Yes?" "Thank you." "Do you want some company, Mrs. Adler?" "Could we eat at the bar?" "Absolutely." "All right." "We both have to eat." "Mmm." "When was the last time we had a meal together?" "You and me?" "Alone?" "1999." "So, come on." "Once every 10 years." "So, how are things in the fertility world?" "I can't believe it took you this long to bring that up." "Sperm issues?" "Apparently, yes." "A baby?" "Really, Jake?" "So, the next time you go to a graduation, you'll be, what, 58 plus..." "I believe the number you're looking for is 79." "Okay." "Yeah." "Seriously, how is that good?" "Why are we talking about this?" "I thought we were going to have some fun." "Where did you get that idea?" "Why do you want to know this?" "You're obsessed." "Just tell me how long were you seeing him for?" "Oh, please, it was five years ago." "I know, but I always wondered." "So?" "Mmm-hmm." "Little jealous?" "Yes." "Oh, the man is married now." "I don't care." "How long?" "Eight months." "Long." "Not long." "No!" "This song reminds me of your birthday party." "The one in our old house." "Oh!" "Oh, that was such a fun night." "So fun." "You wore that halter dress." "Yeah." "Oh, man." "You wanna dance?" "No." "You're married to someone else!" "Tell me about it." "Home sweet home." "Oh!" "Oh, God!" "That was one crazy ride." "I thought we were going to break the bed." "I'm having an out-of-body experience." "Totally." "You're so great, Janey." "I forgot how great." "Holy shit." "Please just shut up." "I'm so dizzy." "And the Pilates are paying off, by the way." "Oh, no!" "Are you okay?" "Look the other way, Jake." "Why?" "Because I have to get up." "Well, Jane, I've seen your..." "Look the other way, Jake!" "Are you okay?" "What is wrong with us?" "What do you mean?" "This was amazing." "We just had a great time." "Oh, a great time." "This is the dumbest thing two people have ever done!" "Oh, really?" "I don't know." "I haven't thought it through, but off the top of my head I thought it was smoking hot, so something about it wasn't so dumb." "And FYI, I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes." "You've gone native." "I was into it." "I love you." "Do you see him?" "No." "There he is!" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Lukey!" "All I hear is Luke David Adler." "I got to go up." "I got to jump over these people." "From our seats it looked like you were crowd-surfing at a Metallica show." "Come on." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Totally." "I would like to propose a toast to your mother." "To me?" "What?" "Now, I've done my part with you guys, but, Jane, you..." "Very talented you." "Oh, God!" "Gabby, I'm serious." "Jane, you've done a magnificent job, as you always do." "When I look at you three beautiful kids all grown up," "I think of all the work your mother did..." "Much of it without my help." "Dude, pull it together." "Yeah." "Janey, I take my hat off to you." "Okay, Jake." "Thank you." "Out of nowhere sudden appreciation." "But, thank you, really." "Not totally out of nowhere, Jane." "If you know what I mean." "Which I don't." "But..." "What's he..." "I have no idea." "It's just..." "Can we just move on." "Okay, I would like to say something, too." "For real." "No offense to the lovely Agness or her charming offspring..." "Not nice." "Not nice." "I know, I'm sorry." "But I just wanted to say, I really loved today." "Just being with the original five." "Plus Harley, but he's like one of us." "I don't think we've ever done this before..." "Had a meal together and hung out like this." "You mean other than the first 13 years of your life." "Oh, I know what she's saying." "It's been awesome just for a whole day to be just us." "Something feels right in the universe again, doesn't it?" "So, who's coming home, when?" "No one's told me the details." "Hey." "So how's Pedro feeling?" "Okay, we're gonna pack Luke up." "Three of us leave day after tomorrow and Luke's coming home end of the week." "Uh, I will." "Great." "I'll call you when I land." "Bye." "Hey, Janey, what flight are you on?" "I'm on the 4 o'clock." "Oh!" "Too bad, I'm on the 5 o'clock." "That's nuts!" "Why don't you try to get on the same flight?" "Yeah, I could try." "It's been great, but let's not push it." "Mom, he's just trying to be nice." "I know." "I know." "I know." "Okay, I gotta take off, kids." "So, thank you for staying." "Absolutely, yeah." "You be good." "I'm so proud of you." "Thanks, Mom." "You can call me if you need me." "Mmm-hmm." "It was really fun." "~Just follow a few basic rules" "~to make your divorce a less hurtful one," "~by breaking the cycle of conflict." "~Accept your ex for who she is." "A very big ho!" "~And try to remember" "~when you first fell in love..." "There she is." "And there she goes." "Jane!" "It's Adam." "Oh!" "It's 8:30, Tuesday morning!" "Are we still okay?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I totally forgot." "Really sorry." "Can you give me a lift back up to the house?" "Sure." "Come on in." "Thanks." "~But perhaps the most important lesson" "~in going through your divorce is to learn to forgive." "~Forgiveness is the key to..." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Sorry." "~Forgiveness is..." "~In spite of your hurt feelings, prove to her that you are..." "Well..." "Just getting a divorce?" "Yeah." "Two-and-a-half years ago." "Whoa!" "It's, uh, been a process." "Here's the good news." "In two more years you'll actually begin to feel normal again." "In two more years I'll begin to feel normal?" "Why am I having trouble seeing that as good news?" "Maybe that was just my experience." "Oh, God, I hope so." "Oh, I have an idea." "Let's see if this works." "So, if we move this wall back a bit, uh, we can bring this arch forward, which is really where you want it, right?" "Yeah, I would love that." "I thought so." "I have an idea." "What if we move my bedroom wall like 6 or 8 feet that way, just so I can get more of the morning light?" "Not possible?" "Yes." "But you'd wake up in the morning, walk out your bedroom door and fall 12 feet into the kitchen." "I forgot it was all open up there." "But I see where you're headed, so let me see what I can do." "By the way, this property is so great." "Have you lived here a long time?" "About 10 years I tried..." "Oh!" "I bought the place right after my divorce and, um..." "It's taken me until now to be able to finally do this." "Good morning." "Uh..." "Hi." "Am I interrupting?" "Adam, this is my ex-husband..." "Oh!" "...Jake." "Adam Schaeffer, my architect." "Hi." "Good to meet you." "Uh, can I take a look?" "Do you mind?" "Wow!" "You're finally getting that kitchen you always wanted." "Yeah." "Hmm." "Huge bedroom." "No, it's not huge." "It's..." "Why don't I show these to you a little later when we're closer to..." "Uh..." "I, I think our next step is to stake out the addition and see how it feels size-wise." "Yeah, that would be great." "So, I will email you and we'll set something up." "Sounds great." "Jake, nice meeting you." "Yeah, you, too." "Got time for a cup of coffee?" "Sure." "Why haven't you returned any of my calls or emails?" "Jake, come on!" "This is just too weird." "We have to just never do what we did ever again." "You are an adulterer and I am an awful person, basically." "I haven't slept in days." "What we did was so wrong on so many levels." "And it was so right on a couple of levels, too." "Admit it." "No, it wasn't." "On no levels was it right." "You can't say we didn't enjoy each other's company." "Sitting at the bar, dancing." "After dancing." "Come on." "You and I haven't had fun like that in a hundred years." "Yes, because we're not supposed to have fun like that." "We are divorced." "Are you, like, what, unhappy at home?" "Does she not understand you?" "Or did you just want to know what it would be like with someone my age?" "What is this?" "I'd be lying if I said I never think about you, Janey." "I think about you a lot." "And, no, it's not perfect at home, obviously." "Look at me." "I've got three grown kids and I'm going to kindergarten interviews." "I'm a waking cliché." "And I can't, literally, can't stop thinking about what happened in New York." "Fate brought us together once, maybe it happened again." "And I know you've moved on with your life, I get it." "But you can't deny that something real and honest happened that night." "Can't we just go with it?" "See where it takes us?" "No one has to know." "Wow." "You were so great, so loose and sexy." "How often do you get to be like that?" "You can run and open restaurants and build your perfect kitchen." "But what about having someone to hold you in the middle of the night?" "Not high on my list these days." "What if that someone is someone who's known you since you were 23?" "And loved you for most of your life." "Oh, man!" "I forgot what a good lawyer you are." "Give this a shot, Janey." "Life is short and it's tough." "Don't discount what we have together." "You know what they say," ""People who live in nursing homes that have plants live longer" ""than the people without plants."" "So you're saying this is a healthy choice for me?" "Honey, I know it is." "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "It's official." "We're having an affair." "Why do you need to label everything?" "Because that's what this is." "Yes, in its crassest form maybe, if we were two other people." "Just because we were married for 19 years does not not make this an affair." "Okay, but since we were together for so long, it's not really that wrong." "Really?" "You want to run that logic by your wife?" "Okay, will you do me a favor?" "You're on my side." "Can we switch?" "I'm feeling a little, uh, disoriented." "Since when is this your side?" "Since 10 years ago." "Come on, just..." "Please?" "Can I interest you in a little..." "No." "Why do you think the sex is so much sexier this time?" "I don't know." "I got to go to work." "Okay." "Me, too." "You see what happens when you're not looking out for me." "She lets me eat everything." "Pasta, cream cheese." "Would you hand me my robe, please?" "And, um, turn around." "Why do I have to, uh, turn around?" "Because the last time you saw me standing up naked I was in my 40s." "Things look different lying down." "Just..." "You've gotten kind of nuts." "Yeah." "You know what, Jake," "I think it would be really good for us to just not talk for a couple of days." "You know what I think, just for the record?" "I think we're doing something kind of brilliant." "All the things that tore us apart aren't issues anymore." "I'd say our problems actually went away." "What?" "Didn't you always say you felt you weren't being heard?" "Wasn't that our big issue?" "Both of us always feeling rejected and unappreciated." "Look at us now." "You're so much more together." "You're not exhausted all the time." "You're not catering every weekend or busy all day with the kids." "And I'm calmer." "Not as obsessed with work." "I'm a partner." "I'm there." "We both grew into the people we wanted each other to be." "Really?" "Well, you're better than I am at remembering all the details of our..." "Do you remember never having time for sex?" "Now look at us." "We've already done it two times this week and it's only Tuesday." "I swear to God, if half the people who got divorced got back together after 10 years, their problems would be solved." "I think we're on to something." "Not sure I agree with that." "And, also, we are not back together." "And I know other divorced people think about this." "They wonder, "What if?"" "You know, I think this is very French of us." "How is it French of us?" "I have a young wife but I am having sex with my old wife." "Not old." "You know, "ex." I didn't mean "old."" "You're doing that thing when you act like you're not listening to me, but think about what I said, okay?" "You got any of your homemade granola here?" "It's been so long since I had any." "Oh, you miss it?" "So much." "We sell it for 6.50 a bag at the store." "Yeah, well, why give it away when you can..." "God!" "Ooh." "Kiss goodbye?" "Mmm." "Ooh!" "She wants to be courted." "I can do that." "Oh, honey, thanks for the coffee." "Oh, God!" "Oh, my God!" "Now what?" "Three pies?" "Oh, this is a feast!" "I don't know what's got into me lately, but I have so much energy which is probably the result of all the sex I've been having." "I'm actually not kidding." "I'm having an affair." "With a married man." "What?" "When did this happen?" "Where did you meet him?" ""Where did I..." Well, it started in New York." "New York, last week?" "Mmm-hmm." "We did it once there and once here." "Or maybe, maybe more than once there." "I don't know." "I was drunk, so I'm..." "You had drunken sex with a married man in New York when you went back for Luke's graduation?" "Yeah." "Turns out, I'm a bit of a slut." "Apple, blueberry or plum?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Hold on." "You're not saying..." "What?" "No!" "You're not!" "Oh, yes, I am." "I am having an affair with Agness Adler's husband." "Oh, God!" "You're not." "That is genius." "Well, it's also sort of wrong." "I know." "I know." "Oh, please, it's not that wrong." "But I'm, I'm so happy to be able to tell somebody." "This is the most out-of-control thing I've ever done in my life!" "Literally!" "You know me." "Yes!" "We do." "You've never done anything wrong or bad ever." "No." "Ever!" "So, you're allowed this one." "Well..." "I'm sorry." "I kind of love it!" "And he was yours first." "True." "Not that I want him back, by the way." "Of course, not." "You can do better than Jake." "Thanks." "No." "I mean, you've outgrown him." "You've blossomed." "You've feng shuied your whole life." "Yeah." "Just please don't let him talk you into saving him." "I won't." "Janey, there's something perfect about this." "You don't have to cook for him, or clean up after him." "You don't even actually have to sleep with him." "I know." "I have an ex with benefits." "But, girls, what about the fact that I'm now the other woman?" "I'm the one we hate!" "Oh, forget about that." "Agness is still the one we hate, even in this scenario." "Yeah, karma is the ultimate bitch in this one." "Let's hope so." "Okay, tell me everything!" "Wait, wait, wait." "You tell me everything." "I want details." "Details, details." "No, you earned this..." "Reynaldo!" "Mmm?" "I want to change the breakfast menu." "Give it more life." "What do you think?" "What did you do, something to your hair?" "No, I don't think so." "Something about you looks different." "A little more caliente?" "Caliente?" "You see it, Eddie?" "Whatever it is, it's working." "Hello?" "Oh, no, I didn't do this again." "Adam, I'm so sorry." "My mind is just..." "Forgive me." "You know, if I were your shrink, I'd say maybe you don't really want to build this addition." "Oh, no, no, that's completely not true." "I'm really sorry." "It's okay." "Oh, I like it already." "Yeah, it's feeling really good." "So, this becomes your office." "Uh-huh." "You come down your new hallway." "The windows all along here." "Okay." "Great." "Love it!" "And from here to there..." "Well, let me get the door for you." "Your kitchen." "We're in the eating area now." "How's the size feel?" "Good." "Right now, we're at either end of the table." "Oh!" "Well, it feels perfect!" "I thought so, too." "Yeah." "Oh!" "This is heaven!" "It's gonna be cool." "You wanna go upstairs?" "Oh!" "So if you were lying in bed, this would be your view." "Oh!" "Oh, gosh!" "Are you all right?" "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "I'm fine." "I'm..." "Janey?" "Call me." "Jake!" "Coming!" "What were you doing in there?" "Going to the bathroom." "The toilet isn't flushed." "Yes, it did." "Why were you in the shower with your clothes on?" "What are you talking about?" "I heard the shower door close, Jake." "What do you have, x-ray ears?" "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "What's up, Pedro?" "Jake took a shower with his clothes on." "Oh, Pedro, darling." "Well, what's he talking about?" "I don't speak Pedro." "That's your department." "Don't go in the kitchen, P. I broke something." "Yo, can you help?" "Yo, can you?" "That looks amazing." "It's called croque-monsieur." "It was the first thing I learned to make when I was living in Paris because the ingredients are really, really cheap." "When did you live in Paris?" "When I was in my early 20s." "I went there to take a six-day pastry class, and I ended up staying a year working as an apprentice in a bakery." "Wow, that's brave." "Thank you for taking my 47 e-mails and turning them into something so beautiful." "You are rapidly becoming one of the most appreciative clients I've ever had." "I don't know what it is but I..." "I'm always surprised when I can count on someone." "Really?" " Yeah." "I know it's none of my business, but I was just trying to figure out why someone like you is divorced." "And what did you come up with?" "Something in the "you're too nice" department." "That, and my wife fell in love with my best friend." "Oh!" " Ex-best friend." "No!" "We were on a biking trip, he and his wife and me and my wife, through Tuscany, and on the last day of the trip, they announced that they were in love." "How awful!" "Not a great plane ride home." "Oh!" "I can just imagine." "Sitting there for hours and hours with your wife, who you know is..." "Oh, that's rough." "Well, actually, they went on to Venice." "I flew home with Carol, that's his ex-wife." "And you can't imagine what it's like sitting next to someone who's crying on a plane for 10 straight hours." "I don't blame her." "I'm talking about me." "But anyway, they're married now, and it's pretty much an ongoing awful thing." "But you and your ex, when he stopped by the other morning for coffee," "I thought, "Wow." "That's the way it's supposed to be."" "You two really seem to have it figured out." "Well..." "Yeah." "We're not as figured out as you'd think." "I hope you don't think that I've been interrogating you, but I know what it's like to have an ex who's remarried and not have that much going on in that area." "I mean, do you date ever?" "Or..." "Oh, constantly, actually." "Constantly?" "Really?" "Yeah." "Everyone I know or have ever known has fixed me up and sometimes I just meet women." "I don't really know how it happens, but..." "But no girlfriend yet?" "Not yet." "Mmm-hmm." "Just like dating." "Actually, I find it really stressful." "The last time I was in the dating world was 1978." "And it's so much more complicated these days." "Oh, I know." "I can't tell you how nice it is to have a conversation with a woman and have the pressure off, not to mention a home-cooked..." "That was a compliment." "Yeah." "Do you have a guy in your life at, at the moment?" "No." "No?" "No." "This was so nice and relaxing." "And the lavender ice cream was the best dessert of any sort" "I've ever had, like, in my life." "Aw!" "Oh!" "Thanks." "I always make ice cream when I can't sleep, so I'm glad someone was here to eat it." "Great getting to know you a little." "Yeah, it was really fun." "Well..." "Bye." "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "What?" "I'm coming." "O.M.G., I thought he'd never leave." "Hello, Jane." " Hi." "You're looking very beautiful tonight." "Oh, I love when you smell like butter." "What are you doing here?" "Missed you." "Mmm-hmm." "It's 9:00." "Where does your wife think you are?" "Yoga." "Shall we do some downward facing dog, perhaps?" "Not tonight, big guy." "Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?" "I'm not gonna think less of you, you know." "Really, Jake." "I'm a little tired and I was gonna take a bath, and just..." "Okay." "So we'll just hang out." "Is that croque-monsieur?" "Yeah." "Whose plate is this, yours or his?" " That's mine." "My God!" "Just like I remember it." "Don't you ever eat at your house?" "Pedro dictates most meals, and he has a very limited palate." "Mmm-hmm." "What kind of ice cream is that?" "Lavender honey." "Not sleeping?" "Not at all." "You?" "Never slept better." "Mmm-hmm." "And my digestion is finally back on track." "You've turned my world right-side up, Jane." "You know what that means, don't you?" "No." "That I've never really known how to live without you." "You know, maybe we should be growing old together." "I hate to tell you, big guy, we already grew old, apart." "What is with the "big guy"?" "Is it because I'm fat, or is it a term of endearment?" "I have no idea why I keep saying that." "I'm sorry." "I'll stop." "Thank you." "I love how quiet it is in your house." "Mmm." "I have no quiet in my life." "Ever." "Well, you live with a 5-year-old." "Yes." "And let's not forget Pedro." "What are you saying, exactly?" "What's going on over there at your place?" "My marriage is not turning out as I hoped." "That's obvious." "Agness started out really looking up to me." "We never used to fight." "But now with the kid, lately, we're all about what school he's going to and she thinks we need a bigger house, more help." "I was hoping to cut back at work, but now that's never gonna happen." "And she wants to have another baby before Pedro gets too old, which I get." "But since we're always fighting..." "Oh, God." "Listen to me." "Isn't a baby part of the deal when you marry a woman that age?" "Is it?" "I guess so." "She's got me booked at the fertility center every other day, and she is so amped up on hormone injections," "I'm gonna have to find an exorcist if she doesn't calm down." "I wish it was funny." "Incredible ice cream." "Hmm." "I'm turning around." "Hey, remember when we used to smoke pot and eat your ice cream in the hot tub?" "The hot tub?" "That feels like a billion years ago." "Yeah." "How long has it been since you, uh..." "Me?" "Since before Lauren was born." "Twenty-seven years." "At least." "Huh?" "Are you kidding me?" "Oh, put that away." "Oh!" "It's been too long." "Exactly." "I'm not gonna..." "Okay." "I'm gonna leave this for you." "It's kind of amazing." "You take a few hits, get your sea legs back, and, uh, we'll finish the rest of it together." "Maybe." "So, that nerdy architect likes you." "You know that, right?" "He's not nerdy." "And he definitely doesn't." "We're just, we're working together." "I was watching while you leaned over to open the oven, and his eyes were glued to your ass." "Hey, do me a favor?" "Tell me the truth, Janey." "Is this a great affair or what?" "I don't know." "It's my first." "We don't even have to have sex, and it's fun." "I wish I could sleep over." "I got to talk to my shrink about this." "This is..." "This is a lot to handle." "You better go, I guess." "Okay." "No." "Whoa!" "What is happening, Jake?" "Don't get it." "I always get it." "I have three kids." "Hello?" "Hi." "You're still on the phone?" "Plane, I meant plane." "Uh-huh?" "Well, how was Luke when you left him?" "Oh, that sounds like fun." "Yeah, let me know what I can bring." "No!" "I have no idea where he is." "Okay, sweetheart." "I'll talk to you tomorrow." "Oh!" "Now I'm lying." "Lauren and Harley are giving Luke a graduation party this weekend." "Sweet, huh?" "Hello, stranger." "Welcome back." "I'm, uh, just getting into my car." "Yeah, this weekend sounds great." "Let me know what I can bring." "Okay." "Why am I laughing?" "I mean, it's like nuts!" "Doctor Allen." "Jane, hi." "Am I seeing you today?" "Oh, no." "I just wanted to talk." "And I was wondering if by any chance you could squeeze me in for an emergency session?" "Because I'm sort of in desperate need of advice." "I brought you some coffee cake that you like." "Not as a bribe or anything." "But..." "I only have 20 minutes before my first patient." "Well, that's fine!" "I'll talk fast." "So at this point, I just need some sound, unbiased guidance." "Is having an affair with you-know-who a good thing or a bad thing?" "It's a bad thing, right?" "This can't be..." "How can it be good?" "It's not good, it's not bad." "I've made a list of everything this could possibly be about at my end." "May I read it to you?" "Please, of course." "Uh..." "Because I e-mailed it to myself." ""Okay." "Am I still trying to figure out why the marriage failed?" ""Do I want to get back together?" ""Do we have unfinished business?" ""Is this about revenge?" "Or am I..." ""Am I just lonely?" ""Or is it my caretaker thing?"" "I mean, the kids are finally gone now, and all of a sudden Jake is back, and I get to take care of him in some way." "Now, I understand." "I get how therapy works." "I really do." "We look at things, we examine them." "Weeks turn into months." "And we're going on eight years now." "And I'm okay with that." "I really am, believe me." "I..." "I like it, I do." "But in this case, I need you to tell me what you really think." "Like, "Don't do this."" "You know, I'd like you to say," ""Don't do this." "It's absolutely wrong,"" "or, "Go ahead." "You'll be fine."" "I actually want to be told what to do." "What's interesting is, I'm already seeing you open up more than you have in some time." "I'm thinking, through this affair, you may learn to view the world in a different way." "I'm sorry, what..." "I just need something more concrete." "I'm..." "Are you saying that I should just keep seeing him?" "Because honestly, I think that if the guilt..." "The guilt and the fear could go away, I could just..." "I could let go a little bit and, um, you know," "I could figure this out." "I wouldn't resist looking at this." "Okay." "And another way of saying that might be..." "Let go, Jane." "It can't hurt." "Thank you." "NURSE:" "Santa Barbara Fertility Center, could you please wait." "Thank you." "Jacob Adler?" "Have fun." "Okay, you know the drill." "You can hang your things in the closet." "The remote's on the dresser, and the materials are in the drawer." "Please deposit your specimen in the cup, and I'll see you when you're done." "Hey, where are you?" "Uh, I'm at the office." "Want to grab some lunch?" "Absolutely." "When?" "Can you do it now?" "I have about an hour." "We could meet at the Stanhope, get room service." "I'll be there in 10." "See you there, Adler." "She's coming back." "Oh, I'm not kidding." "That is exactly what the guy said." "I'm stunned." "Look at me." "I'm still stunned." "Oh, by the way, I talked to my brother this morning and he is so excited about his party." "Really?" "Mmm-hmm." "Great!" "We can fit 40 people in our place, can't we?" "Absolutely." "People won't sit down..." "No big deal, right?" "Hi." "Reservation." "The name is Adler." "Hey." "There's your..." "My what?" "And here's your key." "Harley!" "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to spit on you." "I just had to kiss you." "While you were choking?" "Yeah, but it worked." "'Cause I'm not really choking anymore." "Who did you just see?" "No one." "That was weird." "I thought it was your cousin from...from..." "Oh, my sweet lord." "Now what?" "Honey, I just totally forgot." "I have a conference call at 1 :15." "Back at the office, so I gotta go." "Waitress!" "Honey, I'm serious." "Stop eating." "Help me call the waitress." "Anyone over here." "Look over there." "Call that one." "No." "Harley." "Harley." "Harley." "Harley, we can't leave." "We're meeting with the wedding specialist." "Yeah, and you know what?" "Mmm, I just don't know if today's the best day for me for that." "Oh, my God!" "#When you just give love" "#And never get love" "#You'd better let love depart" "#I know it's so" "#And yet I know" "#I can't get you out of my heart" "#You" "#Made me leave my happy home" "#You took my love and now you're gone" "#Since I fell for you" "#Your sweet love" "#Brings such misery..." "Jake?" "Jake!" "Jake!" "I adore October weddings." "Let me show you something we did last October." "Stunning, right?" "And you can do as much of the flowers or as little as you want..." "Hey, hon, I'm gonna make that call from keeping with an autumnal theme." "Great." "This is a gorgeous cake..." "You guys just keep doing this, and I'm gonna..." "...with the chocolate ribbons." "Oh, I love it." "Ah!" "Doctor." "Hi." "I received a call about a Mr. Adler." "Yes, 408." "His wife says he's conscious now." "I'm on my way." "Okay." "Blood pressure's good." "How is his heart?" "Do you have a heart condition, Mr. Adler?" "No." "And I just had a check-up." "You did?" "That's good." "And when you got dizzy, did you feel your heart was beating funny?" "Yes." "But I was admiring my beautiful..." "It's nice to hear after all these years." "That's great." "Did you forget to take any medications today?" "Took 'em all." "What all did you take?" "Lipitor, baby aspirin." "Flomax." "Flomax?" "Yes." "Otherwise, I pee 40 times a day." "How long have you been taking the Flomax?" "Not long." "I only take it sporadically." "I have to sneak it, actually." "It reduces semen, which is not good for my wife right now." "Sorry." "Really?" "Yes." "I prefer a lot of semen." "I always have." "Wow." "Okay, so good." "Thanks so much for coming." "Looks like he's going to live." "Yes." "My guess is Flomax is probably the culprit here." "I suggest you stay off that for a few weeks." "Which, apparently, your wife will appreciate." "Yeah, really good for me." "And I suggest you rest quietly for the rest of the afternoon." "No hanky-panky, Mrs. Adler." "No chance, I can assure you." "Okay, are you acting like this because of the wedding?" "Tell me the truth." "Not at all, I swear to God." "Because I really don't want to be one of those couples where the guy goes into a coma the whole time we plan the wedding." "God, no." "Please." "It's not worth it to me." "He's fine." "Okay!" "We are back in business!" "Oh, honey!" "Don't you just love it when a song raises you up, makes you think you can do anything when all you have to do is hear it and you're motivated, you're inspired," "...you don't stop believing..." "See?" "Just that move?" "You have no idea." "Not everyone's like that." "Jake, I have a confession to make." "Back when we broke up..." "I knew it wasn't all your fault." "You mean that?" "You've never said that to me before." "I know." "Because when you cheated, I didn't have to." "I think in some way I gave up on us." "And I'm not sure you ever really did." "I still haven't." "Are you and Agness still having sex?" "Only if she initiates it." "I'm trying not to rock the boat at home until you and I figure this out." "It's a loot trickier at my end than yours." "Right." "Yeah." "Okay." "I know you're going to think I'm leaving now because of what you just said, but, I really..." "I have to get back to work." "We got really close there for a moment." "Hello?" " Hi." "Adam?" "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" "Hi." "Hey, I just found out there's a French film festival in town and made me think of you." "So I was wondering if you might want to go to the opening night tomorrow." "Oh, that sounds so fun!" "Tomorrow night?" "Um, let me think." "Tomorrow night." "Tomorrow's what?" "Say you're busy." "Agness has got a dinner thing tomorrow." "I can come over." "Come on." "You know, I would really love to." "But my son is coming home from college the next day, and I have a bunch of things that I have to do to get ready." "I'm really sorry." "Yeah." "It's no problem." "We can..." "Maybe we can see something another night." "Absolutely." "I'd love that." "Take care." "You, too." "Hey, Melanie, how would you and your husband like two tickets to the French Film Festival?" "Reserved seating, VIP parking." "Seriously?" "Thanks, Adam." "You'll make the whole thing?" "The roast chicken?" "And mashed potatoes." "And sautéed string beans." "And double fudge chocolate cake." "I know your favorite dinner, Jakey." "You haven't called me "Jakey" in 10 years." "So, do we have a date?" "We have a date." "Why are you taking your cell to the bathroom?" "Oh." "I didn't mean to." "Carry him to his bed, will you?" "Yeah." "And hurry back." "I'm ovulating." "You are?" "Why do you think I canceled my dinner?" "Oh, Mom, I keep forgetting to tell you about our meeting at the Stanhope." "We went there for lunch two days ago and met with our wedding specialist, and I think it could be the place." "Two days ago, you went to the Stanhope for lunch?" "Yes, we did." "And we saw nothing." "Harley, what is that supposed to mean?" "Who wants wine?" "Anyone?" "Mom, you have an insane amount of food in here, even for you." "Well, I knew everybody was coming for the weekend, so I just made a bunch of stuff last night." "Looks like Dad's favorite meal." "Very funny." "Very." "Oh, my gosh." "Yay, he's home." "Yay." "Oh, my God." "Harley." "Yes!" "Hey!" " Hi." "Here he is!" "Hi, darling." "Hi, Mom." "Mom, this looks amazing!" "Welcome home." "Thanks." " How you doing?" "Good." " Oh." "Look at this." "It smells so good." "I am starving." "Hi." "Hey." "Where should I put this?" "Wherever." "That looks incredible." "Thanks." "Jake, glass of wine?" "Uh, sure, thanks." "Jane?" "No, thank you." "Hi, Agness." "Just got here." "Okay, I will." "Yeah." "No, I know." "Sorry, guys, I gotta hit it." "Bye-bye." "I've gotta stop at the market." "Agness made some pasta thing, and she ran out of olive oil." "At least she's finally cooking." "So, uh, I'll see you guys at the party tomorrow." "Yeah." "It's gonna be so fun." "I told you I'm bringing someone, right?" "No." "Who?" "Adam, my architect." "You're bringing your architect?" "Yes, I am." "Like, as a date?" "Yeah." "I like the idea." "Me, too!" "Yeah, I think it's gonna really round everything out nicely." "No one's drinking wine but me." "No?" "Here." "Now you can stay another five minutes." "Hey." "You have three bottles in there." "Janey, could I speak with you privately just for a sec?" "Okay." "Okay." "Yeah..." "All right." "I think someone's talking graduation gift." "What is it, Jake?" "I don't get not calling me back." "Okay, I don't care what your excuse is." "So, that's it." "She didn't go out, Jane." "She changed her plans." "And every time I tried to call or write, she caught me." "I wanted to be here." "You know what?" "You were worried about rocking the boat at home." "Well, you're rocking my boat now." "And I don't like it!" "Honey, don't let one night..." "You don't understand." "I'm not..." "I'm not even blaming you." "I fully participated in this." "But I just don't want to do it anymore." "The last thing in the whole world" "I should be right now is your mistress." "Sitting around at nine at night, wearing heels and perfume and blowing all the candles out and wrapping everything in Saran Wrap because your wife canceled her plans." "It was just, it was...humiliating." "You lit candles?" "Shut up." "Look, I've had a pretty good life these past 10 years." "I have figured it out." "I no longer feel alone or divorced." "I just feel normal." "You know how long it took me to get that balance back?" "No." " No." "Well, I'm going in the wrong direction here." "You know, the worst part is, it feels like it used to feel." "All the little untruths that..." "Hard to catch, but they mount up." "Janey, come on." "It was one mistake." "No, it's..." "Everything okay out here?" "Kids are getting hungry." "Yeah." "We're done." "We were just..." "Oh, Jane, it's none of my beeswax, so..." "Please don't tell me." "What's up?" "Nothing, punky." " Yeah?" "So we're gonna see you tomorrow night for sure, right?" "Absolutely." "What did you see and what do you know?" "Nothing." "Really." "Harley!" "Okay, he checked in, then you arrived." "Then you met at the elevator, possible kiss there." "Then the doctor went up and the doctor came down." "Then there was a thumbs-up, but that's it." "I have no idea what happened in between." "Have you told Lauren?" "No, and I won't." "Hey, Mom." "Dad's leaving." "Looking good." "Oh, sorry." "Wow." "Yes, it's so good." "Mom, it looks beautiful." "Thank you." "Yes, it does." "Hey, Dad, thanks for picking me up." "Yeah." "Bye." "...overdone it a little?" "Just a little bit!" "Yeah." "Hey." "Hey." "You look fantastic." "I'm feeling a little fantastic." "This is for you." "Really?" "Thank you!" "Come on in." "Wow." "That's so..." "Mmm." "Will you hold that for a sec?" "Oh, my God!" "Mmm." "Mmm." "Could be the best cake I ever made." "You want a piece?" "It's beyond." "I think I'm good." "Okay." "Can't believe you brought me a gift." "So nice!" "An appointment book." "I sort of assumed you didn't have one." "Because I never remember our..." "Yeah." " Yeah." "Oh!" "I took the liberty of marking our next two appointments with Post-It notes." "And I wrote the..." "Wrote it in red." "Mmm-hmm." "And highlighted them in neon yellow." "Thank you." "Because I thought that was a..." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "I'm not." "Wow." "That cake is good." "I get it!" "So, let me ask you a question." "Please don't think that I'm weird or out of line or anything." "But do you by any chance poke smot?" "Do I..." "Do I what?" "I mean, do you smoke pot?" "Oh." "I haven't asked anyone that question since I was 22." "Mmm, no, I don't." "But I have." "Uh, but I don't think I've had any since my kids were born, so not like in 27 years." "Oh, my God!" "Our kids are the same age." "And I haven't had any since my kids were born either." "Except for tonight." "I had one hit from this!" "You might not wanna hold that up quite so..." "I actually know him." "Blueberry scone and a latte." "Oh." "Hi." "Hi." "Oh, my God." "That was horrifying." "I instantly saw myself in a mug shot." "My heart is..." "leaping out of my..." "Wow." "That's the most insane dashboard I ever saw." "It's like we're in a cockpit." "Spectacular!" "Adam, what kind of car is this?" "Uh, Jane." "Hi." "Did you get this high from one hit?" "Yes!" "I don't know what they've done to pot in the last 30 years, but it rocks!" "Just don't take too much, because it's really strong." "I haven't had fun in almost three years, Jane." "Bring ... it ... on!" "Who's got the reefer?" "No one." "Keep walking, please." "How are you feeling?" "Totally fine." "Me, too." "Hi!" "Oh!" "I love your dress!" "Hey, Harls." "Harls?" "Uh-oh." "Adam, this is my oldest, Lauren." "Hi." "And her fiancé Harley." "Right." "We're on a date." "#The one good thing" "#In my life" "#Has gone away" "#I don't know why" "#She's gone away" "#I don't know where" "#Somewhere I can't follow her" "You got to come meet them." "I need to go." "Hey, nice to meet you." "Bye." "Nice meeting you." "We're gonna get some drinks." "It was really nice to meet you." "Bye." "Adorable." "Thanks." "By the way, how great is this party?" "It's great!" "Let's be the last to leave." "Okay." "Oh!" "Hey, there's your ex-husband." "Uh-oh, and he's headed right toward us." "Not a great time to be feeling groovy." "Ooh, why so intense, big fella?" "Hi." "Hello, Jane." "Hi." "Hey!" "Adam." "Good to see you again." "Hi." "Adam, this is Agness, Jake's wife." "Hi." " Hi." "Ah!" "That's..." "That's such an odd sentence for me to say since that was me for most of my life." "I mean, seriously." "How weird is that?" "Both of us married to the same man!" "Hey." "What are you gonna do?" "Yeah." "Why go there?" "Because there..." "it's fascinating!" "I mean, if you think about it, it sort of links us in a sort of cosmic, crazy way." "Doesn't it, Agness?" "I mean, of all the men on the planet, we both said "I do" to this guy!" "Oh, wow!" "Yeah, 25 years apart." "I know you are having, like, an aha moment, but I think I'm gonna get a refill." "Adam, good meeting you." "Great meeting you." "Ah, ha-ha." "Thank you." "She has a really scary tattoo." "Janey, could I talk to you for a quick sec?" "He always needs me for a quick sec." "Uh, are you okay?" "Oh, I'm very okay." "What's going on?" "You're acting insane." "I'm stoned." "What?" "You smoked that joint I gave you?" "Yeah." "You told me to." "It was amazing." "Well, you weren't supposed to smoke it with him, you were supposed to smoke it with me!" "Ooh, somebody's jealous." "Well, yes, of course." "Why shouldn't I be?" "You're my..." "What?" "What am I, Jake?" "You're my ex-wife, lover..." "Hmm." "...oldest friend, girlfriend." "Okay, you are hilarious." "And because of that, even though I kind of hate you love you," "I'm gonna let you have some of this." "You love me?" "I mean, I heard "hate" had top billing, but..." "Oh, my God." "Are you smoking weed in the guest bathroom?" "Yes, we are." "And we'd appreciate it if you would not tell anybody about this." "No, never." "Just add it to the list." "Care for a toke?" "No." "I don't smoke marijuana." "Me neither." "Okay, one hit." "Okay." "All right." "Oh, my God!" "Is that what I look like?" "Oh, man!" "I love this." "Turn it up." "They must be hammered." "Something like that." "Sweetest divorced couple in the world." "Jake, I gotta go." "Wow." "Fun is not overrated, is it?" "You know what's great?" "What?" "How much I like you." "Thank you." "I really like you a lot, too." "Even though..." "Oh, you didn't say "a lot."" "I was thinking it." "So, I'm not too old for you?" "How can you be too old for me when I'm older than you?" "I just figured that all the women you're fixed up with are 35 or..." "Jane, your age is one of my favorite things about you." "And... do you think..." "Do you think you have any more of that chocolate cake at your house?" "Hungry?" "Starved." "Oh, God." "Oh." "Officially now the best date of my life, pre or post divorce." "Get out." "Okay." "So, basically, I can make you anything on the menu." "No!" "Or even not on the menu." "Really?" "Uh-huh." "Just name it." "Okay." "Wow." "Uh..." "Oh, what about a warm chocolate croissant?" "Oh, it's my specialty." "Okay." "Here it goes." "Oh my God!" "Oh, baby." "Hmm." "It's crazy how good this is." "And I'm not even stoned anymore." "Neither am I." "Well, then, merci, monsieur." "Do you remember when I asked you the other night if you were dating anyone, and you said no." "But it felt to me like you were maybe saying yes." "I was sort of seeing someone." "But it's over now." "Honestly." "Because I don't wanna fall for someone who's seeing someone else." "I wouldn't be able to take that again." "I understand." "I wouldn't say it was over unless, unless it was." "Great." "Oh, it's a cooking scar." "Big batch of hot caramel." "And what about this one?" "Oh, that was boiling sugar." "Yeah, I wasn't very skilled in the beginning." "That is a..." "From a large French" "sauté pan." "Would it be all right if I..." "Mmm-hmm." "I was going to say "kiss you."" "I figured you were." "And if you feel this is in any way wrong because we're working..." "I don't." "Hey, sleepy." "Hi." "What time did you get in?" "I have no idea." "Lauren and Harley drove me home." "I'm surprised you remember that." "Hi!" "I didn't know you slept over." "We were playing Scattergories with Gabby, and Harley fell asleep on the couch." "Oh, sweet!" "I got cold in the middle of the night." "Wow." "Okay, who's hungry?" "Who wants what?" "Hey, baby." "Hi." "What is Dad doing here?" "Everything okay?" "I left Agness." "No." "Don't say that." "Janey, she saw it in my eyes." "Saw what?" "That I'm still in love with you." "I admitted it, told her all about us, and I've left her." "For you." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "What do you mean?" "This is crazy, Jake!" "Are you telling me the truth?" "This feels so right, Jane." "What's going on?" "Go set the table." "I'll be right in." "Uh, Mom, nobody cares if the table's set except for you." "Okay, then do it for me." "Just go in." "Please?" "What's up, Dad?" "Uh, just having some problems on the home front." "I wanted to talk to your mom for a sec." "Uh, problems on the home front?" "Is one of you seeing someone else?" "Oh, no." "No." "Nothing like that." "I just, uh, need a hotel or something for a few days, till I get my head together." "It's that serious?" "Mom, can Dad stay here for a few days?" "No." "He can share my room." "You know, I don't think that's the best idea, Luke." "Daddy." "Are you crying?" "I'm sorry." "Mom!" "Mommy is the best cook in the world." "Thank you for saving me, Janey." "Jake." "You knew all the kids were here." "Shouldn't we have talked about this?" "Agreed that it was the right thing to do?" "I'm sorry." "No, no." "This is just so typical." "Only thinking about what works for you." "I guess I should have called before showing up." "And I'm not sure you left Agness." "Maybe she saw something and threw you out." "What's the difference?" "I was drowning over there." "I'm not gonna get that many more chances to figure myself out." "Yeah." "Janey, let's use these couple of days to see if we can make this work!" "We can't, Jake." "I told you this the other night." "But..." "No, you..." "Please listen to me." "You..." "You were pissy because you thought I stood you up." "Things are different now." "I'm a free man!" "Can we just hug?" "I hate that you're being so distant." "It's literally giving me a pain in my stomach." "Oh, God." "Come here." "You okay?" "No." "See?" "Too much." "Okay." "Good note." "Uh, can I help you with what you're doing?" "Maybe hold your basket?" "I'm fine." "Okay, I'm going to go to the video store and get us a DVD we can watch tonight." "Mmm-hmm." "Movie night, like old times." "How's that?" "I'll make the popcorn." "Oh, God!" "Fine." "Hello?" "I love knowing that I'm coming back here." "Hi!" "Oh." "Yeah, I slept great." "How about you?" "Um." "Oh!" "I know." "It was." "It was, I know." "Thanks, Daddy." "Can I help you, sir?" "BEN.:" "What?" "Oh, no." "I'm just..." "Are you here for an affair, sir?" "What?" "The Singleman party, sir?" "Oh, yes." "The Singleman party." "It's in the main ballroom." "Ah, thank you." "I'm so happy." "I never have food in my apartment." "I know." "I don't either." "Oh, get the mashed potatoes." "Yum!" "Why are we still hungry?" "I don't know." "It's..." "Oh!" "Any leftovers?" "Uh, are you kidding?" "Any of that noodle thing left?" "Oh!" "Where's your mom?" "She disappeared so fast after the movie." "She's probably sleeping." "I think she's on her computer." "Tonight was weird." "So weird." "Still is." "I loved tonight." "Yeah." "That's why it's so weird." "Just to see you in your robe in our kitchen." "Remember when you weren't even allowed in?" "Mom used to go out to the car to talk to you." "You know, I don't even really remember you and Mom as a couple." "What do you mean?" "You were 10 when we broke up." "I was 12, actually." "And I don't know, it's just..." "It's all foggy to me now." "You don't remember us in Hawaii or all of us sleeping together in that tent in the backyard?" "Yeah, of course." "I just..." "I don't remember, like, you and Mom hugging or waking up together." "Luke." "It's okay." "I'm not damaged or anything." "Dude, speak for yourself." "I am definitely damaged from this divorce." "Hello, troops." "Why are you still here?" "I don't know." "You and Mom sleeping in the same house?" "Harley thought we should stay." "She exaggerates." "I just thought, perhaps, you might want to talk later or..." "Is that the noodle thing?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I think I ate it all." "Dad!" "I didn't know anyone wanted it." "Back up." "Back up." "A little bit back, so I can see." "Oh!" "Very festive." "Okay, thanks." "It was gift from my ex-sister-in-law." "I have no idea why I kept it." "Into the pile." "Hey, Jane, take a look at the pile." "Yeah." "Nice!" "Ah!" "The pile's moving." "Murphy, get outta there." "When I was in India I had this made, but the guy ran out of fabric, so he didn't give me long sleeves, or short sleeves." "It's weird." "Uh, and kind of girly." "Not what I should be going for." "How about this?" "Gray sweater, very old." "Oh." "But cute." "You're sure?" "Now you don't have to say that just because you nixed the last 20 things." "No." "You have to keep that." "It's cozy." "You are helping me so much, by the way." "Okay, Adam, I feel like..." "I gotta pee." "Oh, good." "Me, too." "I'll meet you back in 30." "I'm putting you on the desk." "I'm not in there." "Can't hear you!" "No!" "Mother of..." "Whoa!" "What?" "What are you doing in here?" "I wanted to see you." "Get it off!" "Why are you naked?" "Why do you think?" "Oh!" "I'm gonna be sick!" "Not working!" "Big close-up!" "Oh, the other side." "No, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Okay!" "Mom!" "Everybody okay?" "What's happening?" "Okay." "Just let me explain." "The reason that I left Agness was not just because my marriage wasn't working." "I've also fallen in love... back in love with your mother." "Maybe, I never stopped loving her." "Is this a joke?" "I know it's shocking, but I think this is the best thing that's ever happened to me." "Your mother and I have been seeing each other ever since New York." "Mom, is this true?" "That part is, but..." "I found my way home." "I hope she'll take me back." "Why is everyone crying?" "Why isn't this good news?" "Because we're still getting over the divorce." "Oh!" "Mom, are you and Dad getting back together?" "No." "We're not." "No!" "What..." "Glad you're here, boss." "Now, Jane, I know you don't need my advice, but..." "I got this one." "Yeah." "Yeah, I know you do." "Knowing how to be divorced is next to impossible." "And sometimes, over the years," "I have thought that your dad and I weren't quite finished." "And as it turns out, we weren't." "So, I went out of my comfort zone, which I found out if you're really honest with yourself, isn't all that comforting." "And I experimented with a part of myself because I wanted to know if after all these years there was still something there between us." "And was there?" "Mmm, there kind of was." "Yeah." "But, Mom, you have to understand how bonkers this sounds to us." "Mmm." "For two people, who for years couldn't be in the same room together, to then have an affair." "I know." "It was hard for me and I was doing it." "I hope you'll forgive me for confusing you." "And betraying your trust." "But, I did this for me." "And I did it for him." "And I realize that even though your dad and I once had something extraordinary," "now we no longer really fit together." "But he is a part of me." "He always will be." "So, it's over now?" "You guys are back to being divorced?" "Mmm-hmm." "For better or for worse." "Come here." "My littlest..." "Okay, I'm coming in." "Oh!" "So, did you get the elevations?" "Yep, we like them, too." "Uh-huh." "I think all the problems are solved now." "Go forward." "I'll have more for you by mid-week." "Uh, can I call you right back?" "Someone just..." "Yeah, thanks." "Hi." " Hi." "May I come in?" "Sure." "I didn't call you last night because I wasn't sure you'd take the call." "And then I thought that could go on for months." "I would have taken the call." "Oh!" "Okay." "Well..." "Anyway, it's better to say these things in person, Adam." "The man that I was seeing..." "I think I'm up to speed on that part." "Yeah." "Anyway, I want you to know it didn't last long." "You're divorced." "I mean, maybe you can understand when a marriage ends there's doubts and hurt and when you have kids, you just..." "Sometimes you wonder if you did the right thing, and the moment presents itself and..." "I get it." "I could imagine it." "I could." "And I told him that it wasn't going to work out between us, but I guess he didn't hear me or believe me." "And, uh, unbeknownst to me, he showed up at my house yesterday and he has left Agness." "Jane, I actually think I understand what happened." "But, you know, um, I'm not as macho as I appear." "And I think it's probably best for us if we don't get any more involved." "Because your relationship with Jake isn't really done." "And I know you're saying it is, but he's still in love with you." "And for everyone's sake, I think that should probably get resolved." "Wow." "So that's how grownups talk." "Please don't tell me that you're going to quit my job and ask Peter to take over now." "'Cause then I'll never get to see you." "And..." "Um..." "I was thinking of asking Peter to step back in." "I hope you don't." "Thanks." "I'm sorry." "How far back does that sorry go?" "How far back do you need it to go?" "Way back." "Consider it an all inclusive apology." "From not being the husband you needed to showing up nude on your bed last night." "Yeah." "What were you thinking with that move?" "That you would find me irresistible." "Mmm-hmm." "I never considered the alternative." "Got to love that about you." "Oh, man." "I can't believe I got up to bat again and blew it." "You didn't blow it." "We blew it." "We blew it the first time around." "This time we should have just known better." "Too much time has passed." "Too much has happened." "And you don't think we could make it right?" "Does that mean you thought it didn't feel right either?" "Being with you, Jane, is the best I'm going to be." "But ... do you agree it..." "It wasn't really..." "It was complicated." "Begging for an answer." "I thought it was good." "I wanted it to be good." "Well, it's as close as I'm going to get, I guess." "Do you always have to be so hard on me?" "No, I don't." "I don't regret giving it another shot." "Probably would've been better if you hadn't been married." "It may never have happened if I wasn't married." "Yeah." "I don't regret it either." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Did you know it's good luck to start building in the rain?" "Really?" "Oh, yeah." "It's a well-known, very good, really lucky omen." "Good." "I can use one." "Would you all like to have your meeting inside?" "It's dry and I have hot coffee." "Jane, I need to ask you something." "You don't happen to have any of those amazing chocolate croissants, do you?" "Oh, you like those, huh?" "I do have incredibly fond memories of them." "Oh, well, I don't have any here, but we could go into town and get some, right out of the oven." "Do you want to do that?" "Okay."

"RICHARD:" "That was awesome." "ERLICH:" "We just fed our hogs to those EndFrame motherfuckers." "RICHARD:" "I don't know. (CHUCKLES)" "GILFOYLE:" "Oh, shit." "Richard." "I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame." "Yeah." "Uh, sorry that that deal didn't go through, Russ, but this bake-off can be huge for us." "And we should actually get started." "We have a lot of work to do." "Yeah." "We have a lot of work to do, Richard." "A lot." "We have to drink this entire bottle of tequila today." "What?" "Bake-off, bitch." "Let's get fucked up." "Shots, baby." "Uh..." "I don't..." "I don't..." "Richard, this is my own brand." "Tres Comas." "Do you know what that means in Spanish?" "Three..." "Nope." "Three commas." "As in, the number I'll have when we are done kicking the tar out of EndFrame and I make that fuck pile of Intersite money." "Am I right?" "Come on, shots." "So, you're not mad?" "No, of course not." "Okay." "Yeah, sure." "I'll just do one shot." "We are going to drink to re-billionizing." "Okay." "To re-billionizing." "To re-billionizing." "That's it." "(GAGS)" "(BURPING AND COUGHING)" "One more?" "Uh..." "Russ... (CLEARING THROAT)" "We need to pay our lawyers and we need to pay our engineers, so before you go, can you just write us another check, please?" "What?" "No, Richard, giving you money right now is the worst thing I could do for you." "What?" "Why?" "How?" "Look what just happened." "I threatened to walk and you turned lean and hungry, and you clawed your way into a $1 5-million deal." "And when you win this bake-off, because I gave you no money, and I get my third comma back," "I promise you this, Richard," "I'm gonna come back here and you and I are gonna polish off this entire motherfucking bottle of Tres Comas together." "Put it right up high." "Come on!" "Don't leave me hanging." "That's it!" "That's how we do business." "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "The Nucleus ad buy will be the largest in our history." "Awareness of this product will be unprecedented." "Yeah." "Am I the only one concerned about overexposure?" "Well, we haven't seen the platform yet, but we're planning on slipping Nucleus to influential tech journalists and bloggers." "Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus..." "Sorry, sorry." "That strategy just sounds so inside the box." "Might it not be more innovative to shroud Nucleus in mystery until the official rollout next January?" "Gavin, I'm sorry." "Is everything okay with Nucleus?" "We are on schedule, yes?" "Because based on your assurances, we've staked substantial resources on its performance." "(EXHALES)" "Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel, listen to me very carefully." "Nucleus is on track." "And you have my word that if it fails to be everything we need it to be, someone will be held responsible." "Me?" "You want me to come back to Hooli?" "No way." "It's too late." "I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure." "My wife, my children and my mother are already back in Boston." "I'm here because I believe in you." "And because I believe we didn't believe in you enough before." "Yeah, you did not." "XYZ was beneath your talent." "Surely you felt it." "I did." "Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti?" "XYZ is about the distant future." "But we can't wait for you." "We need you now, guiding critical components of our core business." "Components like Nucleus." "I'm sorry." "Are you offering to put me in full charge of Nucleus?" "Indeed I am." "You and only you." "You'll get the credit and the glory." "The name Davis Bannerchek will be inextricably linked with that of Nucleus." "I mean, there's a chance no one will know I had anything to do with it at all." "Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck." "Stop." "Who's done with the transcoding workflow?" "Me." "Good job, Carla." "Or should I say, "Scrumptious"?" "(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "Because of the board, the scrum board." "Oh, I get it." "Yeah." "Or just..." "I mean, not you." "I mean, you could..." "You are." "Uh..." "Also, thanks to everybody for forgoing your salary this week." "Remember, if we win, bonuses all around, so..." "Go team." "When we win." "(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -(SCOFFS)" "That is rousing, Richard." "Yeah, so, when we win it." "(COMPUTER CHIMES)" "RICHARD:" "Whoa." "Have you guys seen this?" "Seth, the network security guy from EndFrame, just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed."" "No way." "You think we got him fired?" "I bet we did." "That's awesome." "Well, we never actually breached his security." "Remember we got Marc's login info and went through the front door?" "So, he didn't actually do anything wrong." "He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm." "Yeah." "So, by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of shit." "Well, the pieces of shit fired him." "So, his "piece of shit" status is reversed." "Okay, fine." "So, the transitive property may no longer apply, but the reflexive property states everything is equal to itself." "So, since he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit." "Okay, math aside, the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code." "Okay?" "So, he's getting fired for no reason." "And I kind of feel bad for the guy." "He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up." "But he didn't screw up, and he'll never know that for the rest of his life." "I bet you're right." "He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere." "I wish I could see that." "Piece of shit." "He's a piece of shit." "(KEYBOARD CLACKING)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "ERLICH:" "Monica?" "Did you forget about Jian Yang and I's pitch?" "No, I was on my phone." "You talking to Benson or Hedges?" "(CHUCKLES) Am I right?" "Cigarette company." "Clever." "What if I told you there is an app on the market..." "Not now." "No, no, you wait until you're inside." "Okay?" "We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet." "Head in." "I'll meet you in there." "I just need to finish this call." "Sure." "Cool with a "K."" "Okay." "Water." "JIAN YANG:" "What if I told you there is an app..." "Jian Yang, this is the assistant." "We wait for the boss to pitch." "The woman you saw outside." "Okay?" "Oh, the lady who was smoking?" "You said no." "Sorry." "Monica was smoking?" "Cigarettes?" "Cigarettes." "No, no, no." "He's confused." "He's Chinese." "He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute we saw at the gas station." "She was smoking cigarettes." "So sad." "Oh." "Jian Yang, what're you doing?" "This is Palo Alto." "People are lunatics about smoking here." "We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China." "All right?" "Where people smoke all the time." "I don't smoke." "Except for special occasions." "So, you do smoke?" "Wait, have you been smoking in my house?" "No." "There's no special occasion ever happen in your house." "See this little bald spot on my temple?" "I've literally been tearing my own hair out." "I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times, and all he kept sending me were these photos." "RICHARD:" "Some woman choking." "Balls." "Choking." "A pair of balls." "I get it." ""Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus." "He's such a dick." "How the fuck did he get into my system?" "At least give me a hint." "Something." "Anything." "(SIGHS)" "Fuck." "What if, hypothetically, there was a certain CEO in your office that left his login information on a Post-it, and a certain someone took it and used that to get in?" "Are you saying Gilfoyle never penetrated my network?" "I'm saying you weren't fired because of anything to do with your security config." "It wasn't my fault?" "Oh, my God." "You know what?" "I'm glad I came here." "I think it's good just to get everything out in the open..." "That piece of shit!" "Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me." "What're you doing?" "No, don't call him." "Hello, Gilfoyle?" "It's Seth." "Don't mention me or..." "Richard just told me about the Post-it, so fuck you!" "You just fucked with the wrong hacker." "There's..." "There's kids." "I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system." "Fuck you, Gilfoyle!" "Fuck you, Richard!" "Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks!" "I actually, don't..." "I don't know him." "I'm just here by myself." "Just watching and waiting." "I love kids." "Not like that." "So..." "Why would you do that?" "Why would you go talk to him?" "I don't know, you know." "Face-to-face meetings make things better." "I just felt bad for the guy, and he was not doing well." "I mean, what if I hadn't said anything and he'd have, you know, killed himself?" "Yeah, well, there's no chance of that now, is there?" "Richard, you don't seem to understand what's going on." "We hacked into EndFrame's system and stole their specs." "You can't go traipsing around to their former employees telling them how we did it just to make them feel better." "You're a fucking black hat now." "Act like it." "What?" "I'm a black hat?" "How am I a black hat?" "Shh!" "EndFrame stole from us first." "And since the negative of a negative is a positive, stealing from a thief is okay." "It's the additive inverse property." "Math aside, Richard, we're all black hats now." "The point is, what are we gonna do about Seth?" "How do you mean?" "Well, I mean, we have an unemployed and very pissed off systems guy who very publicly threatened to skullfuck our whole system." "He's not gonna do shit." "He's a coder." "By definition, we're all pussies." "Look, he'll vent for half an hour and then he'll go LARPing and mogging and stroke his dick for a while." "Even if he does try to crack us, Richard, I built our network security myself." "I'm not worried about it at all." "So, just..." "This doesn't concern you guys?" "Okay, because he said, and I quote, that he was going to skullfuck us!" "Oh." "Hey." "Hi." "You have a great daughter." "WOMAN:" "Come on, Ashley, let's go." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Go for Erlich." "Thanks for outing me." "You're gay." "That explains so much." "No, outing me for smoking." "I was heading home when my insane boss called me into the conference room for some kind of anti-smoking intervention." ""No one ever died from secondhand heroin." Yeah, she said that." "What did you say?" "." "I said nothing." "Jian Yang may have let a little something slip to your boy Friday, but don't worry, I covered with aplomb." "That little weasel tells Laurie everything." "On that topic, what did you think of his app?" "Well, the fundamental idea is sound." "An app that helps parents find the least crowded playgrounds." "Good." "So, you understood him." "The problem is, he's basically created the perfect tool for pedophiles to find victims." "Yes, and pedophiles are typically not early-adopters, so we would miss out on that whole market." "That's problematic." "Well, we'll tweak it when we present it to your boss." "I don't think what I saw was close to ready for Laurie." "Oh, really, Monica?" "Well, I'm sorry that your boss unearthed your filthy little secret, but believe it or not, I actually tried to have your back, and I was hoping you might do the same for me." "Then again, your judgment is suspect." "You are a smoker." "I smoke a few cigarettes a week." "(COUGH ING)" "Fine." "I'll ask Laurie for five minutes, but that's it." "And tell Jian Yang he better bring it." "Monica, we may never know what indecipherable Chinese province Jian Yang comes from, but I know this much," "Jian Yang was born to bring it, and you have got to try women." "I mean, just give it a..." "I'm sure the work that you have done so far has been very good." "But now that I am here, the real work begins, and time is of the essence." "I'm gonna need status reports from every department." "Where are we?" "We have a mobile beta on a HooliPhone." "You wanna see it?" "Hmm, yeah." "He quit?" "What do you mean he quit?" "According to security, he entered the building at 9: 1 3." "He met with the Nucleus team for 1 1 minutes." "Then he used his key card to exit the building." "Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73 in a 25 zone going past our daycare center." "He never returned, and he hasn't responded to our calls or e-mail." "Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing?" "Bannerchek was gonna step in at the last minute and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus." "Now the world will know that you're responsible for Nucleus." "You and you alone." "(SIGHS)" "Not now!" "Okay, so, no attempts to externally access the system?" "Right?" "No SQLi, XSS, worms, Trojans, nothing?" "Same answer as I gave you the last three days." "No." "Seth hasn't done shit." "We're all good." "Richard, your paranoia has become officially tedious." "Okay, okay." "Our platform is basically built." "Tomorrow, Intersite is gonna start dumping 1 00 terabytes of video directly onto our server via fucking FTP." "We are gonna be the most vulnerable we've ever been." "And Seth is out there lurking." "Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce, like an Internet panther, and we don't care." "Okay, well, frankly, your lack of paranoia is insane to me." "Now you're paranoid that we're not paranoid enough?" "You're para-paranoid, Richard." "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen." "Why are you going together?" "Are you gonna talk about me?" "What're you looking at?" "You guys have got a lot of work to do." "(INHALES DEEPLY)" "I'm glad you reached out." "And I want you to know I'm not gonna do any of those things that I threatened to do." "Really?" "Just to be clear, no skullfucking of any kind?" "No." "I guess I just needed to vent." "Actually, I was pretty worried that you were gonna do something crazy." "You can relax." "And please tell Gilfoyle I'm sorry for what I said, and that he can relax, too." "Uh..." "You don't have to worry about Gilfoyle." "He couldn't have cared less." "Really?" "Yeah." "You know, I gotta be honest." "I mean, I'm really glad I came back here." "I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle obviously said it was a bad idea, especially given what happened." "But this just really restores my faith that face-to-face meetings are the way to..." "That smug cocksucker didn't think I had the skills to break into his system, that motherfucker." "What?" "What are you..." "Don't..." "Who are you calling?" "Hello, Gilfoyle." "It's Seth again." "Hey, don't mention that I..." "Richard here just told me you're not afraid of me." "Well, you know what I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker?" "Get out our here." "Scatter." "Scatter." "I'm skullfucking the shit out of your system this time." "How you like me now, you cocksucking, motherfucking piece of shit?" "In our initial build, we realized that the same geo-tagging technology that could be used to locate uncrowded playgrounds could also be used to prey on children, our greatest natural resource, by one of society's worst elements, pedophiles." "The pedophile facing nature of the app would present marketing pain points." "Yes." "But under Monica's guidance, we realized the same technology could also be used to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map of an even worse segment of the population." "Worse than pedophiles?" "Smokers." "Oh." "Because, let's face it, no one's ever died of secondhand heroin." "True." "True." "With our app, users can locate and thus avoid these self-indulgent, self-destructive, negligent monsters." "Negligent?" "Yeah." "We call it "Smokation."" "It's a clever hybrid of "smoker" and "location."" "It's interesting." "It's interesting." "Well done." "Well done." "So, what kind of term sheet do you think she's gonna lay on us?" "There's a lot of work to do, but you certainly knew how to play to your audience." "So, I'd say it looks good." "Oh!" "Today is a great day." "What is he doing?" "Special occasion." "(GROANS)" "Oh, shit." "You..." "You brought cigarettes in here?" "No, I take from her purse." "RICHARD:" "Well, this is it." "Our pants are basically around our ankles until this transfer is done." "Anything?" "Again, no." "Nothing." "Okay." "Well, did you sweep for..." "Unauthorized kernel modules, yes." "I even purged the entire server hypervisor again." "DINESH:" "I know we are vulnerable, right now, but, Richard, we're covered, okay?" "We severed the prod and dev net." "Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking Faraday cage." "We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back to this Stone Age hard line Ethernet switch." "Look at all this shit." "Are we in the '90s?" "Richard, no one is cracking our transfer." "Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state, not Sk3wl of fucking R00t." "No one." "And in two hours and 47 minutes, when we've pulled all of Intersite's data onto our servers, we're golden, so just chill the fuck out." "Do another Weissman test to make yourself feel better." "I just did." "Still at 5. 1?" "Uh..." "Actually, 5.2." "Holy shit, dude." "That's blazing." "Hmm." "Wait, so, we're actually gonna win this thing." "I don't know." "Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes." "(DOOR LOCK JANGLES)" "RUSS:" "Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in." "Hey, come on, why's the door locked?" "Coming." "Are you afraid you're gonna get raped?" "Jared, don't..." "What?" "You're locking the door now?" "You don't answer my texts." "What the fuck?" "Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture right now, so..." "What's that?" "That is pornography, thousands of hours of it." "Yeah, it is." "Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy to walk this through with you." "Okay." "No, no, I'm out of here." "Just answer me this, are we good?" "Uh, yes." "The platform is running great." "But it's just really fragile right now and we have a lot to focus on." "So, again, probably tomorrow would be..." "Fine, fine, but after we have tequila." "(LAUGHS)" "What?" "Shots, boys." "I'm in." "No, no one's in." "What are..." "We're not doing shots right now." "Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy and have some tequila with your money guy." "You're not our money guy." "I'm not your money guy." "Since when?" "Since you stopped giving us money, asshole." "Who's an asshole?" "I forced you to get lean." "No." "You forced us to hack EndFrame and break the law." "And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat." "But that's okay." "That's okay." "That's cool." "We're gonna win this bake-off and pay you enough money to go away forever." "So, take your shitty tequila and your shitty jeans with fucking metal chunks on them, and get the fuck out of here." "(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT)" "Wow." "That's..." "That's harsh." "First of all, this is not shitty tequila." "This is very good tequila." "400-year-old family-run distillery." "Super high-end shit." "But I guess what really bums me out is I thought we got each other." "You know, you were my guys, you know?" "That guy." "Bin Laden." "He fucks." "You know what's hard about being a billionaire, Richard?" "You never know if someone likes you for you or for your money." "And I guess, with you, it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard?" "Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even leave you the tequila because that's who I am." "But before I go," "I want you to come outside and see something." "It's a gift." "Come on outside, everybody." "Just..." "I won't waste your time." "Just for a second." "(SIGHS)" "MAN:" "No way." "A McLaren 650S Spider." "Yup, just like the one I had to sell when I dropped below a "B."" "Billion." "What do you think, Richard?" "You like it?" "Uh, wow!" "Uh..." "I don't know what to say." "You got this for me?" "What?" "No, I..." "It's for me." "I bought this for myself." "To celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion." "That's why I came here, to show it to you." "To say thank you." "I'm not an asshole." "You drove here with a bow on it?" "No, I put it on after I parked." "I don't understand." "You got yourself a gift to prove that you're not an asshole?" "Right." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Sorry." "Hello." "This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of Intersite." "What the fuck are you doing?" "You're deleting all my data." "What the hell?" "What the hell?" "(KEYBOARD CLACKING)" "Fuck, I'm locked out of the system." "So am I." "We all are." "It's just deleting everything." "You motherfuckers!" "It's fucking Seth." "Gilfoyle, you said you had this." "I thought I did." "I don't..." "This is fucking impossible!" "ESHWAR:" "You guys are killing me." "I'm losing hundreds of hours of content." "Yeah, well, we got hacked." "So, pull the plug." "Shut it down on your end." "I can't." "The disk is spinning at 1 00% and I don't have access." "Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb, and you locked me out of my own system." "Okay, Carla, shut it down." "None of the system shortcuts are responding." "Can't even SIG KI LL the transfer." "It's like all of our keyboards are locked." "Okay, fucking..." "Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this and talk to you on the phone at the same time, so..." "Don't you dare fucking hang up on..." "How the fuck did Seth do this?" "Well, you said he was harmless." "Obviously I was wrong." "He must be inside as root." "It's like he's right here in this house melting us down." "Can you guys just shut the fuck up?" "I'm trying to sleep." "Why the fuck would you smoke immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?" "Why would you do that?" "Why?" "JIAN YANG:" "It's a special occasion." "ERLICH:" "Go to your room!" "Fuck!" "My keyboard isn't hooked up to anything..." "Seth is single-handedly fucking the future of this company and there's nothing we can do about it!" "Make it stop." "Make it stop." "Make it stop." "It just stopped deleting." "Hey, guys." "I think it's this." "RICHARD:" "What the fuck?" "It's happening again." "No, no, no!" "Stop doing that!" "Take it off!" "Take it off!" "Huh." "The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key." "It was..." "The corner of it." "It was just..." "It just got on there." "That's not great, but..." "Good now." "Here you go." "I'm gonna..." "I gotta go." "Did we delete over 9,000 hours of your premium content?" "Yes, we did." "And that is bad, certainly." "But the way we did it." "See, our compression is so incredibly powerful that we were able to delete all those files at a rate that until now was unthinkable." "If we're considering just raw speed." "So, uh, just bear in mind, you know, when making your final decision, had EndFrame accidentally put a tequila bottle on their delete key," "I guarantee, they would have struggled to delete half the amount of files that we did." "At best." "Or worst." "I could also..." "I could..." "I..." "Ended up being the worst." "Worst." "Definitely." "Yeah." "But you know what?" "Um..." "I..." "I'm actually glad that we came here today, all of us, because this is good." "Because now more than ever, in these times, meeting face-to-face..." "Get out." "All of us or just..." "Now." "All of you." "Okay." "Thank you for your time." "I would be remiss if I didn't mention that your sites are some of my primary destinations..." "Out." "Okay."

"Previously on the Romeo Section..." "[Wolfgang]:" "Could be a regime change coming for the Red Mountain Triad." "The top man is ill." "You have a great opportunity." "Are you ready to take it?" "This is the mythical General Wu?" "[Wolfgang]:" "He could tell us what the next 20 years of the heroin trade is going to look like." "[Professor Song]:" "I cited something of yours, from your "Perspectives on Opium."" "I can trust you with it?" "[Wolfgang]:" "Who is he?" "[Al]:" "A Mexican national, a prosecutor." "He's holed up in a church, trying to claim sanctuary." "I'd really love you if you stopped smoking this shit." "She's talking about telling her husband we're having an affair." "I told you, she's ambitious." "I'm gonna need a new right-hand man, and I'm looking at you." "Dee just asked me, in all fucking seriousness, to kill her husband." "S01E02 Repel Monkey" "[Female Reporter]:" "Reporting from Ottawa in the early hours of the morning that two Canadians have been arrested in China on charges of espionage." "Mr. Daniel Gascoyne and his wife, Martha, were working as school teachers in Guangdong province, and have been well established in the area for over a decade." "Shit." "Shit!" "Canadian Defense officials have expressed dismay, and deny the Gascoynes are in any way connected..." "Dammit!" "To any Intelligence apparatus." "[cell phone rings]" "I don't know if you heard, but the Gascoynes got pinched." "The whole fucking world heard about it." "When were they picked up?" "About 48 hours ago." "Jesus Christ." "Anything else you can tell me?" "I was hoping that you might have heard something." "No, nothing, which is unusual." "Leads me to wonder why not." "Why not?" "Is this why the Service is looking at me for a leak?" "For the Gascoyne thing?" "I'll dig into it." "Have the Gascoynes been active?" "No." "Quiet." "No meetings that we're aware of." "Should know more in a few hours." "I'd like to get together in person." "Today would be good." "I'll get back to you." "Likewise if you hear anything." "Bastard." "Why is Vince's truck here?" "I'm tuning it up." "He borrowed my car." "Do you have time to talk?" "Not really." "Vince is coming to get the truck any minute now..." "Where were you last night?" " I called you a million times." " I turned my phone off." "I had to get some sleep." "You'd better get going." "I'll call you later." "Rufus..." "This is why I called." "Christ..." "Vincent lost his shit on me." "I have to know if you're with me." "I'm with you, but... please, he's going to be here any minute now, and I'll see you later." "I got you a present." "I hope you like it." "It's practical anyway." "Thanks." "I'll call you." "[car honks a greeting]" "I didn't find anything wrong with it." "Probably just something in the fuel line." "Runs fine." "Good news." "You know Dee a long time." "Sure." "Just about as long as I've known you." "So you've noticed she's looking a little cokey." "I wouldn't know, but..." "I guess I've noticed." "She freaks out every time I bring up divorce, goes off on some binge, disappears for a couple nights." "She came creeping in this morning at 6:00 a.m. with a black eye." "Says she hit it on a car door." "Could be she was at some crack house, she could be with somebody." "I had to stop caring a long time ago." "I just..." "I just don't want her saying the wrong thing to the wrong person right now." "We got a really good opportunity." "It a game-changer, for me, for everybody, and Dee could really fuck it up." "I can see how that might happen." "So, I figure, if she goes to rehab..." "Rehab?" "It's Dee you're talking about." "Yeah." "Can't you just buy her out?" "Dee doesn't want out." "She wants my job." "She wants to run the fuckin' thing." "I really need your help to talk her into rehab." "She respects your opinion." "Until I tell her to go to rehab, then I'm a douchebag." "If I were to... try an intervention?" "Intervention?" "That's not gonna work." "I'm sorry, man." "If she could see that if she just steps back now, she can live in comfort forever, buy a mountain of crack, whatever." "You gotta help me out." "[sighing helplessly]" "Sure." "Whatever you want." "Come to my place tomorrow for a barbecue, we'll chill." "You're one of the only sane guys I know, man." "You gotta do what you can." "[starts engine] Okay." "You got a little rattle in the back of your trunk you should check out." "[knocks politely] [door squeaks sharply]" "Good morning." "How do you feel?" "A little bit foggy." "I could sleep forever." "Yeah, well, you've been through a lot." "You make that bed like a man that's been in the military." "Habit." "[footsteps approach]" "Listen, I'm afraid" "I'm going to have to put you through the wringer for the next while." "I'm ready." "You'll have to walk us through it all, your life story." "No mistakes, errors, omissions." "They're very good at their job." "First question, are you in imminent danger here in Canada." "I believe it is quite possible." "Thought I'd find you here." "Wolfgang!" "[dog barking]" "Good God." "[exchanging kisses in greeting]" "My movements have become predictable, have they?" "That's what retirement does." "What's troubling you?" "I'm wondering if you've heard anything recently." "Don't be silly." "I'm out of the loop." "Well, there's rumors of a leak flying around, and it seems I'm being trotted out for a good smearing." "So your time has come." "You poor thing." "I thought you would find it amusing." "This is what happens when they tire of us, my dear." "We grow bitchy, and too much trouble to keep around." "I didn't really think I was all that bitchy yet." "Nobody does." "[chuckles ruefully]" "Does this have any relation to the recently detained schoolteacher friends?" "The Gascoynes." "You heard about that, did you?" "I glance at a newspaper every now and again." "Well, I'm sure the Service thinks" "I had something to do with the arrests." "Why would they think that?" "I'm just back from Hong Kong." "The Gascoynes were on the mainland, weren't they?" "Yes, but Martha, the wife, nipped across the bay to meet me." "No husband." "Just for coffee." "It's never just for coffee with you, though, is it?" "She was worried that Daniel was having an affair." "It was a personal call." "I'd keep all that under your hat, if possible." "I'm feeling a titch vulnerable on this one." "If The Service is truly concerned about you, three things will come to pass." "One, they will cut you off, take away your cash flow, make it difficult for you to pay your assets." "Two, they'll misdirect your focus." "Have you chasing up dead ends." "And three, they'll slowly begin to feed you rotten intel." "If they haven't begun already." "Watch out for that." "Well, I admit, retirement is starting to sound more enticing, before I wake up on a Chinese prison farm." "I'm gonna go grab lunch and pick up those parts." "Should be back in an hour." "Your father was the oldest." "_" "_" "_" "_" "I thought he was crazy." "But he understood, to make things grow, you need seeds." "_" "_" "_" "No supply." "Every year, it was like beginning all over again." "[groans wearily]" "Boom and bust, bust and boom." "We lost customers." "We were fighting over crumbs." "I worked on the street corner." "Every chance I got," "I put away a little bit of product." "Your father did the same." "This way... _" "_" "This was how we built the Red Mountain." "[coughing thickly]" "[starts engine] [brakes screech]" "[vomiting]" "A lot of bid names coming through here." "Yes, we have a good term coming up." "There's a gallery opening you might be interested in." "A young artist from Beijing." "It's full, but I can put your name on the list." "I'll be there." "Wonderful." "Okay, we'll do that, then." "So, my paper." "What was your impression?" "It's very good." "It left me wanting to know more context." "How long is the book intended to be?" "Currently it's clocking in at a far too brief 1,100 pages, and that's only half done." "Lots of dead ends and dark alleys, just not ready." "I would love to have a peek someday." "[pouring]" "Who was running the schoolteachers?" "Can we do this later?" "I'm just heading into a meeting." "I won't keep you." "Who was running the Gascoynes?" "Morrison runs them out of our Beijing office." "What does Morrison got to say for himself?" "He's shocked like everybody else." "He hasn't seen either of the Gascoynes in weeks." "That's all?" "That's all, buddy." "Why do I get the sensation I'm being kept in the dark?" "You are in the dark," "I'm in the goddamn dark." "Everybody's got their heads up their asses lately." "You know how this works." "Has anyone asked you anything directly about me?" "Not yet, but I'll probably get that call." "And?" "And I'll tell them you're the best man we ever had the privilege of working with." "When's the last time you saw the Gascoynes?" "Are you really asking me that question?" "Did you meet with them on your recent trip over there?" "Well, this is certainly getting formal, isn't it?" "The answer is no." "Thank you." "Now, I hope that's enough to free up my finances." "I've been waiting for a week for that money wire to drop." "I'll check with accounting." "You can see why a man might be getting paranoid if he wasn't already." "First, they come for your money..." "One thing has nothing to do with the other, I assure you." "I will get you your money." "Oh, I'm so relieved." "I mean, what the fuck?" "This the recent issue of your rag?" "Yeah." "You know, I've got a colleague in the department who's been cooking up some pretty good things recently." "Well, have her send over the pitch." "Now, what's the big picture with that triad man?" "Why the sudden interest?" "Because if you maybe come up with something big," "I.E., the mythical General Wu, that would give them something to think about." "Oh, he's just a myth, is he?" "Well, where's the evidence?" "I don't know if he's for real, or if you've been chasing a fucking ghost all this time." "Well, I can't be entirely certain either, to tell you the truth." "But you know what you haven't asked me yet?" "You haven't asked me anything about our man in the church." "The one that was top priority, remember that one?" "Have you got someone close to him yet, or what?" "I'm not a miracle worker." "These things take time." "And by the way," "You were supposed to get me the file on him." "You haven't." "There it is." "The story as we know it so far." "[coughing thickly]" "Not hungry?" "You gotta eat, my friend." "Can't eat." "You can't eat?" "What is this, a hunger strike?" "Sick." "You're sick because you don't eat." "[coughing]" "Have a couple bites, buddy, you'll feel better." "[coughing and hacking]" "Eva Walker?" "Can I help you?" "You could slow down a little." "Do I know you?" "I'm Rupert Holmby." "I'm a government man." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Well, it means that you pay part of my salary, if you're the tax-paying sort, which I have my doubts about." "I've seen you before." "That's right." "In the church." "Yes, and I will be more impressed if you can remember what colour tie I was wearing." "You can call that number anytime to verify I'm with the government." "Is there somewhere we can talk?" "What's wrong with right here?" "Well... it can't be very comfortable." "With that steak stuffed down your back, the one you just boosted from the grocery store." "What would you say if I gave you $50 to go back to the store and pay for it?" "What the fuck is this?" "I've got a cushy little job for you," "$200 a day, but I need to know that you won't be doing anything stupid like shoplifting in the future." "So, you go back to the store, pay for the steak, and whatever else 50 bucks buys you." "Bring me the receipt, and I'll tell you more about it." "Or you can just keep the steak, and the 50, don't come back, and I'll forget all about you." "I'll wait 10 minutes, that's all." "How do you like your steak?" "Medium." "Very good." "You're not eating?" "Not hungry yet." "There you are." "What do you do exactly?" "To your health." "Dig in." "I don't do very much, really, but I do find good people to do things on my behalf." "Talented people like yourself." "Yeah, what's my talent?" "Your discrete powers of observation." "What am I supposed to be observing?" "There's a man hiding in your church, isn't there?" "There's a lot of men come and go." "I don't pay much attention." "I think you do." "I can offer you $200 every day you report back to me on what you observe inside the church." "What did he do?" "Who?" "Miguel." "Is that his name?" "That's what the minister told me." "There you go." "You see?" "I'm learning already." "Miguel." "[door opens]" "Hello, dear." "Hi." " Can I help you?" " No, just checking." "You like wine?" "Isn't that the whole point of wine, to like it?" "I wasn't expecting anybody." "I would have cleaned up." " I didn't say a word." " Yeah." "But I can observe you observing." "You'll let me know if you're interested." "Thanks for dinner." "Hey." "You weren't wearing a tie." "I hope you'll decide to help us both out." "So sorry I'm late." "It's still early." "I'm glad you made it." "Where's the man of the hour?" "That's him, in the dark glasses." "And do his handlers have him on a leash?" "No, he's a star." "And he's making a killing in the international market." "Cachet." "Art of the oppressed." "I'm more of a classicist myself." "[chuckling]" "He represents the new freedom of expression in the People's Republic." "Bit of a cultural propaganda campaign." "Well, I guess you go with whatever works." "May I introduce you?" "Yes." "Ni hao." "This is Professor McGee." "[speaks Chinese]" "How do you do?" "I understand from his handler what he really likes to do is to get really drunk and sing opera." "Oh, a man after my liking." "Without the opera bits." "Do you want another?" " Sure." " I should do the rounds, but don't leave without me." "Would you mind?" "Thank you." "[knocking impatiently]" " Hey, hon'." " Hey." "I brought you takeout." "Ribs and wings." "Thanks." "I'm starving." "So, you been thinking about us?" "Where we're going?" "I'm willing to entertain the idea, how's that?" "I suppose it's a place to start." "First off, the first person they're going to look at for it is you." "You realize that." "Why would you assume that?" "They always check the spouse out first." "Lots of bangers getting shot, one or two a week." "Lots of people pissed at Vince." "Lotta jealousy in the air, lotta young guns." "Okay, I see you've been doing some thinking on this already." "Little bit." "Just some ideas." "Not sure I wanna share 'em yet." "Only one I'm going to share with is the one who's gonna do it." "Okay," "I got a few words to say about it, about the whole approach... and I think putting Vince out of the way has gotta be the last step of a very careful plan." "Obviously." "He's just promoted me." "That's huge." "I want to settle in and prove myself first, do my job." "Vince has got the connections..." "My connections mostly." "I went to high school with these guys," "Sanjay, Boots, Red?" "We don't need Vince." "I'm only talking about letting me settle in for a while..." "It's sales." "That's all it is." "It's nothing new." "You could be selling vitamins." "We don't need him." "Go ahead, you were saying." "I'm only talking six months or a year." "So I'm gonna be his punching bag for another year?" "I'd kill him with my bare hands before the six months was up." "I can't talk to you when you're like this." "Like what?" "Never mind." "Come on, you opened your mouth, you said it." "You're doing a lotta dope." "So, why you think that is?" "I'm fucking anxious." "I got Vince, who looks at me like he wants to stick me in a barrel of acid." "You don't see the other side of him, behind closed doors, curtains drawn, when all the poison comes out..." "No, I don't need a fuckin' hug." "I know that we have to be careful and do it right." "I just don't know if you're up to it." "Did I ever tell you about my Turkish towel boy?" "I would have remembered." "Ah, I'll never top him." "Sources come, and they go." "You invest everything you've got in them." "Everything." "And then it all goes bust." "Then sometimes, something just floats down from the heavens and lands in your lap, and you almost miss it because it's so ludicrous." "I almost missed this one." "That once-in-a-decade asset." "I'm not convinced they exist anymore." "Mind, it was Ottawa in the '80s." "The baths." "The kid was getting banged by everyone," "Russians and Americans alike." "Then I opened my eyes and I saw his treasure chest glistening right in front of me." "He had access to the dressing rooms, their clothes, their briefcases, conversations, everything." "Literally with their pants down." "He got less discrete as time went on, but still," "I'll never forget that kid." "What's he's doing now?" "Something fucking brilliant, I hope." "[clinking glasses]" "All right, Al, let's set sail, race out to the point and back." "I gotta have a leak." "You hungry?" "Know what, you can just drop me at the beach, and I'll make my way from there." "[laughing]" "You can take the skiff." "Perfect." "[splashes]" "There we go." "[groans and chuckles]" "That's the game..." "Oi!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "It's the middle of the fucking night." "It's all right, I've caught the tide." "Thanks, Al!" "Lovely skiff." "Jesus Christ... [groans]" "[knock on door]" "Professor?" "What?" "Someone's here for you." "Sake." "Who?" "Oh, hi." "Uh, come in." "Thank you." " Thanks, Kelly." " Yup." "Come in, please." "I brought umeboshi." "Ah, you are a lifesaver." " Thank you." " Have a seat." "How late did it go at the gallery?" "Oh, just another hour or so." "What a great space this is." "Yes, well, I'm dug in here like a tick." "Someday, there'll have to be an excavation." "Is that your opium book?" "Uh, part of it." "How long has this been in the works?" "Uh, better part of a decade now." "Oh." "Yes, the Dean casually suggested the other day that I take a sabbatical to finish it." "Well, that's great." "Well, I'm suspicious." "I think a sabbatical is just the first step towards the exit door." "Nonsense." "Here." "Oh, look at that." "Give it a shot." "[chuckles]" "How is it?" "Uh... [clears throat]." "Well, it certainly made me forget about my hangover." "[cell phone warbles]" "Oh, sorry." "[sighs] He keeps texting me." "Who?" "Jiang." "The artist." "You have a fan." "I'm gonna shut it off." "We're ready for you again." "They have these sticks they carry," "I don't know what you call it." "Batons." "Yes." "Batons, and that's what they use, and they take it," "and they rape you with it... and they rape the man next to you with the same baton." "And so on." "When you say "they,"" "is this the police, or the cartels?" "The police or the cartels." "Yes, but which one was it in this instance?" "Can you tell me the difference with a blindfold on?" "The police are the cartels." "The cartels are the police." "And do you know where it was you were being held?" "No." "I was taken blindfolded and left that way for months." "My eyes have not recovered." "You also have some hearing loss?" "I am partially deaf." "They fired their guns off beside my head many times." "I have a permanent ringing." "Loud." "Like your church bells." "Why did they pick you up?" "It was for tax evasion, they said." "My wife, too." "I never saw her again, after they took her away." "The police or the cartels?" "I told you, they are the same." "You tell Dee you'd take the job." "Yup." "She gave me this." "Okay." "She is the eager type." "[scoffs]" "She's not convinced I can do it." "If it comes to cutting Dee out of the picture, still think you can do that?" "How would that work?" "You'd testify to the feds that she solicited you to commit murder." "Somebody offers her a plea deal." "She gets her half in the divorce and relocates, or she does time." "You'd be in no danger." "Wow." "You've grown attached." "We all do." "You'll get over it." "[partiers laugh and holler]" "Dee hit on you yet?" "Hell no." "She will." "She'll try and poison you against me." "That's not gonna happen." "You'll see." "Just let me know if she has any plans for me and a car bomb." "[chuckles] Yeah." "I'll let you know if I hear anything." "The sooner she's in rehab, the easier I sleep." "You clean out your car?" "Mm-hmm." "Good." "No questions." "Nope." "I get it." "Hey, Cindy..." "I wanna talk to you about selling the house." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Don't tell Dee." "Hey, handsome." "Gimme a triple gin and tonic." "Am I going to see you later?" "I have to hang around and clean up." "Do you like my present?" "Very thoughtful of you." "Looks good on you." "See?" "She's trying to wind me up." "I can't take it anymore." "Hello." "Hi." "Are you hungry?" "There's lots left over in the kitchen." "No." "I'm just craving a cigarette." "You want one of mine?" "I can't go outside." "Follow me." "Come on." "Oh, wow." "This is really nice up here." "This is great." "It must drive you crazy, being cooped up in here all alone." "I actually find it quite peaceful." "Especially the night time." "What are you guys doing in there?" "Are they interviewing you?" "Yes." "About what?" "About how I got here." "How did you get here?" "I'm sorry, I don't think I have the energy." "[chuckling] That's okay." "It's none of my business." "But thank you for showing me this place." "I think I'll be needing more cigarettes now that I know it is possible." "I usually leave a pack up here." "You're always welcome to mine whenever you're hurting." "[coughing thickly]" "Pneumonia." "We are in the advanced stage now." "Set him up on oxygen." "[coughing and wheezing]" "What do they pay at Western Strategy, do you know?" "Shh-shh-shh, thinking, thinking." "Hmm, who is this gorgeous woman?" "Which one?" "Yeah, looks like somewhere in the Greek Islands." "Uh..." "Oh, that's Marietta." "She was studying witchcraft." "Things got a bit intense." "I was never sure when something strange would end up in my soup." "Lovely though." "Mm-hmm." "All right." "There we go." "Time for cocktails." ""Sanctuary first came into international law" ""blah-blah-blah-blah..." ""re-emerged during the mass exodus of the 20th Century."" "Okay, and it's right in here that I think you could spice it up and insert this quote from Hugo." "About Quasimodo?" "It's when you're talking about the demonization of the outsider." "That is Hugo describing the hunchback." "Read it out loud." ""We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea" ""of that tetrahedron nose," ""that horseshoe mouth," ""that small left eye" ""overshadowed by a red bushy brow," ""while the right eye disappeared entirely" ""under an enormous wart," ""of those straggling teeth with breaches here and there" ""like battlements of a fortress," ""of that horny lip," ""over which one of those teeth projected" ""like the tusk of an elephant," ""of that forked chin," ""and, above all," ""of the expression diffused over the whole," ""that mixture of malice," ""astonishment, and melancholy." ""Let the reader, if he can, figure to himself this combination."" "I am not going to speak many words." "_" "_" "Some of us speak different languages, but we all have spoken the same words." "We all have taken the same oath, and that makes us brothers." "Gan Bei!" "[all replying] Gan Bei!" "[all chatting together]" "[violent shouting and arguing inside]" "[Dee screaming]" "Out of my house!" "Out!" "Get the fuck out!" "[screaming and arguing]" "Don't you... [shouts and screams]" "Don't you fucking touch me!" "Take your hands off me!" "Come here, goddamn it!" "Get the fuck..." "Don't touch me!" "Fuck away from me!" "[screaming and smashing]" "You little bitch, you little bitch!" "Get the fuck out of the way!" "You fuckin'... [screaming and smashing continues] [screaming] Get!" "Out!" "Out of my house!" "Out!" "Looks like I'm staying at your place." "Is Dee okay?" "She's just getting started." "Let's go." "[screaming and raging continues]" "Out of my fucking house!" "Get the fuck out!" "[screams echo and fade]" "[man's voice]:" "And last but not least, an interesting report from the west coast." "Romeo 1." "[2nd man's voice]:" "Saving the best for last." "What does he got to say for himself?" "Or herself?" "Do we know which by the way?" "No, sir." "I'd be curious." " Go on." " Yes, sir." "The gist of it is, Romeo reports that the capital inflow from the People's Republic remains unabated, if anything, it's an uptick, and that's consistent with patterns globally." "The PRC appears to be covering all bets." "In Beijing, under cover of an anti-corruption action, the new regime is targeting opponents in a broad smear campaign, to great success." "Same old ball game." "There's more about that, then another bit on the events in Latin America, and Romeo's opinion on the teachers detained in the Guangdong Province." "Okay, you leave that with me." "And that's enough for now, thanks." "Thank you, Prime Minister."

"You want the same?" "Same as always?" "You..." "You don't have to." "Habit." "Shh." "Shh." "They do not see us as people, your grace." "Then they will have to learn to see things diferently, Mossador."

"previously ON MATRlOSHKl" "It's not much." "But the club has been closed all week." "I need more." "Be smart." "Pretend you don't know me." "I'm not going to file a complaint." "Did you go and see those English guys?" " You can't jerk me around for ever." "You fuckin' cunt!" "Where did you come from?" "What's that?" " lt's your advance I'm paying back." "Well, half of it anyway." "Did you come back specially for that?" "I've had enough of Thailand for a while, man." "What?" "Aren't you going back?" " No." "Not for the time being, anyway." "What about your bar?" " The English guys'll take care of it." "Have you seen Ray out there lately?" "For about twenty minutes, that's all." "I can't be doing with all that crap." "Crap?" "You fuckin' well owe him 40,000 euro." "Hey!" "I paid him back every single cent i owed him!" "I've been trying to get hold of him for two days." "He doesn't return my calls." "I don't want anything more to do with the clown!" "He can take a running jump!" "That's as may be, but I need five Thai chicks by next week." "I wouldn't count on getting 'em, Bob." "Hello, Bob Sels speaking." " lt's Carlo." "Listen, Bob." "Ray Van Mechelen ordered five girls from us." "We've been here an hour." "We can't get hold of him." "What shall we do?" " Carlo Dubois." "I haven't heard from him either." " Uh, Bob..." "Ray said you needed the girls urgently." "Shall I arrange for plane tickets?" "That's not a bad idea." "But they need to be here by Friday at the latest." "OK." " Bye, Carlo." "Why did he call you?" " Because they've gone and lost Ray!" "Hello Bob." "Jean-Paul." "Hi, curly." "You're right." "She's not bad." " You saw her picture." "What's going on?" "How much d'you want?" " 7,000." "Are you gonna sell her?" " lt's for the best, Danny." "Eh?" "What d'you think?" "5,000 and I'll take her with me." " Listen, Jean-Paul..." "She's young and pretty." " Yeah, but that's still too much." "5,000 isn't enough." "Seeing as it's you... 6,000." " Seeing as it's you... 6,500." "You scumbag... I don't understand what he's saying." "You have to pack." "The guy downstairs is your new boss." "He's come to get you." "I'm not going with that guy." "He can piss off." "I want to stay with you." "Bloody hell!" "I'm going with you." "I'm not staying with that scumbag." "Well?" "Call me as soon as you can." "Belgium..." "Where's that?" "Near England." "How are you going to get there?" "By plane." " D'you dare go on one of those things?" "I think so." "What'll happen to us then?" " Nothing, Mum." "I'll make a lot more money over there in Belgium." "Pat says you can send money from there via Western Union." "How does she know?" "Has she been there?" "No." "But she used to have a boyfriend in Belgium." "And he sometimes sent her money." "As long as you don't forget your family." " Of course I won't, Mum." "Maybe you'll find a man over there to marry." "Mum..." "I don't want to marry a Belgian." "Why not?" "Nok's oldest daughter is married to an Englishman." "No, Mum, to a German." "Same thing." " No, it isn't." "If you leave it much longer, you'll be old and ugly." "Then you won't find a good man any more." " Stop it, Mum." "How long are you going to stay there?" " Two, three months." "No longer." "We're leaving the day after tomorrow and have to fly all night." "All night on a plane?" "I'll pray for you." "His answering machine again." "It's me, Ray." "Call me back, will you?" "What's the time there?" " Six hours later than here." "It's almost half past four there." "Something's wrong." "He should've been back two days ago." "Maybe he is back." "He could be." "So why hasn't he called me?" "I dunno." "Maybe his battery's flat." "Or maybe he's lost his phone." " No, no." "Something must've happened." "I'm gonna call the consulate." " Wait a bit longer." "He's not some little kid, Danny." "Have you had a word with Bob Sels yet?" "About me." "About my situation." "I don't think now's a good time, pal." "What d'you mean?" "Doesn't he need anybody?" "I can't make the guy out." "I much preferred working for Ray and John." "Couldn't you just... test the water?" "Who keeps an eye on the chicks at the Pussycat when you're not there?" "Marcel." "He's Esther's cousin." "is Bob happy with him?" "All he does is make sure they don't run off." "That's no job for you." "Why not?" "I haven't got a fuckin' bean!" "Maybe you could lend me something?" "Hello, Willem." " Hi, pal." "That's a new one, eh?" " Yes." "Have you practised with them?" " Yes." "Twenty?" "is she new?" " Yes." "Did she practise?" " Carlo says she did." "Suck and fuck, fifty euro." "Suck and fuck." "Say it, you slut!" "Suck... and fuck." " Fifty euro." "Fifty euro." "Plus the room." "The room." " Plus the room." "No longer." "Understood?" "Watch it!" "I've got my eye on you!" "Slut!" "What d'you pay for a chick?" "I could get 'em for two or three thousand euro each in Moldova." "Good price." " But those days are over." "Mind you, there were risks attached." " What about Bulgaria?" "They're not bad..." "There are some great chicks there." "We had a number of them in Benidorm for a while." "Not too expensive, not much trouble..." "And the clients were happy." "What kind of clients were they?" "A load of old geezers?" "Old geezers with money in the bank and bored out of their skull." "Want some more wine?" "What does this Morozov charge?" "He charges me 4,000 euro plus expenses." "And the rest of Belgium 4,000 euro plus expenses too." "That's the problem." "He's stealing all my customers." "He rings everyone up." "Good job I can still sell some to the Walloons." "The minute Morozov learns a few words of French, I'll lose them too." "4,000..." " How can you make any money?" "You end up working for fuckin' diddly-squat!" "Go and get them yourself." "Cut out the middlemen." "We never paid more than 2,000 euro in Spain." "All-in." "Want me to make a few calls, Bob?" "You bitch!" "Watch it, you filthy whore!" "Watch it!" "German?" "English?" "He wants to see our plane tickets." "Won't they come out?" "I had problems last time too." "So they went and got me some medicine." "Then they shot out." "Well?" "How many more still to come?" "Two more." " Fuckin' hell!" "And all the pharmacies round here are closed!" "Hey!" "Here you are." "Look." "Those two are from Morozov." "Not bad." "Have you given Bulgaria any more thought?" "As a matter of fact, I have given it some thought." "Well?" " Could be interesting." "Yes, but...?" "But I don't trust you." "What?" "Come on, Bob." "Listen, you can go." "But I'm sending someone with you." "Who?" " Tony." "You're havin' me on, right?" "Do I look as if I am?" " Give me a break, Bob..." "Will his mummy let him go abroad on his own?" "Tony..." "Bloody hell..." "Hello." "The Pussycat." "Sveta?" "Hello?" " Hello, Nastya?" "It's me." "I've sent you at least ten text messages!" "You never reply!" "My credit's all gone." "I can't call anyone." "Where are you?" " l've run away." "You're not serious!" "What's happened?" "That scumbag took all my money!" "A client helped me." " What are you going to do now?" "Hello?" " l..." "I'm going home." "Without any money?" " The client gave me some money." "I can't do it any more. I just can't." "Sorry." "Be careful." " Yes." "You too... I'm sorry, Nastya." " Call me when you get home?" "Yes, of course I will." "Don't let those bastards push you around." "Are you still there?" " Yes." "Bye." "Hello?" " You bitch!" "You filthy whore!" "You filthy..." "Hello?" "Did you walk all the way?" " Give me a break, Tony." "How far is Frankfurt from here?" "450 km?" "You were gonna leave at half past ten this morning. lt doesn't take 1 4 hours." "Leave it out!" "Can we settle up?" " Our client doesn't want them any more." "So what?" " You arranged with Bob over the phone that they'd be here by Friday." "It's Sunday now!" "Listen to me, Tony!" "Bob had a deal with Ray Van Mechelen, not with me." "I've helped you out of a hole, so cut the crap!" "That's as may be, but you said they'd be here by Friday." "OK..." "What'll it be?" "You gonna carry on acting like a jerk or what?" "Well?" "Eh?" "That was the deal... 2,500." "You can count it." "OK." "Here, before I forget." "Let's hope we manage to get rid of 'em." " You will." "That's Pat, that's Thip." "This is Tony." "Right, I'm going to bed." "I'll call you tomorrow." "Good morning." "Take a seat." "OK..." "Let's hear it." "Well, Bob, I wondered..." "Whether you needed anyone..." "I don't know..." "Suppose, for two seconds, that I needed someone, why on earth would I take you on of all people?" "Eh?" "Well, I... I don't know." " lf l don't know and you don't know... I haven't got a fuckin' bean to my name." "Jan Verplancke still owes me a pile of dough, but he ain't paying up." "What actually happened in Thailand?" "What d'you mean?" " l thought everything was great there." "He had shares in a club, was living in a fancy villa..." "He fell out with the English guys." " What about?" "I think he was a bit fed up with it there too." "Oh." "Did the English guys buy him out then?" "I don't think so." "At least..." "I don't know." "What about Ray Van Mechelen?" "Jan still owes him a lot of money too." " That's what he always claimed, yeah." "What d'you mean?" "Don't you think it's true?" "No, that's not what I'm saying." "I think it's strange that no one can get hold of Ray any more and that no one knows where he is." "Yeah..." "Have you got a car yet?" "Hi, Bob." "What's wrong?" "They look like they're scared of you." " Haha..." "What's going on?" "Do you know them?" "I think I've seen them before." "At Jan's club." "Right... lt's across the road." "D'you know how the alarm works?" "Press this button twice." "And take good fuckin' care of it, pal!" "Sure." " l mean it." "No scratches and dents!" "And keep it clean." "Tony has just come back from the carwash with it." "Mr Belis?" " l'm Tuur." "Here they are then." "Pretty girls, aren't they?" "This is my brother." " Hello sir." "Right." "Maybe we can go inside to take care of the financial side of things?" "Go inside for the money?" "I'm 150 short." "Right..." "An agreement is an agreement, eh?" "Do you speak any English?" "No." "Still..." "With a bit of good will you can always understand each other, eh?" "At least you won't be able to argue much in the beginning." "True, eh?" " Yes." "If there are any problems, you can always call us." "But they're good-natured." "You'll see." "Right..." "Don't force 'em to do stuff too much to start with." "After all, the girls need to adjust to the situation too." "Give 'em a bit of time." "Then you'll have a lot of fun with them." "And let them phone home now and them." "Family is very important in Thailand." "Enjoy your purchase, gentlemen!" "Yeah..."

"[ Scraping Sound ]" "[ Men Grunting ]" " [ Laughing ] - [ Grunting ]" "Not bad." "But not good enough to live." "[ Chuckling ]" "Mind if I sit down?" "I don't have your energy." "[ Chuckling ] Fight with your head." "Not your heart." "[ Galloping ]" "[ Grunting ]" "Straight." "Better, Einon." "[ Chuckling ]" "But you're still dead." "[ Chuckling ]" "[ Scraping Sounds ]" "Purpose, not passion." "[ Grunting ]" "Aaah!" "[ Grunting ]" "Ooh!" "No one ever found victory in the dirt." "[ Horse Snorting ]" "The peasants are revolting." "They've always been revolting', Prince." "But now they're rebelling'." "King Freyne wants his son to witness his noble victory." "There's nothing noble about crushing desperate men." "They're traitorous scum!" "The king commands!" "Bring him!" "You can come, too, nursemaid." "Ha!" "[ Horse Neighing ]" "[ Knights Shouting ]" "[ Knights Shouting ]" "[ Horse Neighing, Knight Shouting ]" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Swords Clanking ]" "[ Horse Neighing ]" "Die, you dog!" " I wish we were down there." " No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "Just to see you in action, Bowen." "Yours would be the finest blade on the field." "[ Bowen ] My blade was not made for your father's slaughter." "He is my father, Bowen, and he is the king." "Yes." "But when you are king, remember today... and the difference between battle and butchery." "And remember the Old Code." "Then you'll be a greater king than your father." "I promise, Knight," "I will be greater." "[ Shouting, Swords Clanking ]" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Freyne!" " Now, Hewe, now!" " [ Shouting ]" "[ Whinnying ]" " He's trapped!" " Einon!" "Einon!" " [ Whinnying ]" " Einon, no!" "Ya!" "Aaah!" "[ Smashing Sounds ]" "Enough!" "Enough!" "The battle's out there!" "[ Shouting ]" "Father?" "Die!" "It's mine!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Gasping, Coughing ]" "Aaah!" "[ Squelching Sound ]" "[ Groaning ]" "Einon!" "Einon!" "I'm here, Einon!" "I'm here, my king." "[ Whinnying ]" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Birds Screeching ]" "[ Door Opening ]" "[ Footsteps ]" "Dead, Madame." "King Freyne, your husband, slain." "[ Bowen ] In here!" "[ Groaning, Shouting ]" " Aaah!" " [ Bowen ] In here, on the bed." "Aaah!" " Aaah!" " [ Bowen ] Einon!" "Get out!" "Out!" "Out!" "Brok, out!" "You stay, Bowen." "[ Groaning, Gasping ]" "[ Groaning ]" "Forgive me, Queen Aislinn." "There's nothing to forgive." "His father's tyranny brought him to this end." "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "He's beyond all help." "Not all." "[ Bowen ] A knight is sworn to valor." "[ Einon, Gasping ] Sworn to valor." " His heart knows only virtue." " Virtue." " His blade defends the helpless." " [ Moaning ]" "His might upholds the weak." "[ Grunting ]" "You must stay awake, my son!" " You must stay awake." "Repeat the Code." " The Code." "His might upholds the weak." "H-His word speaks only truth." "[ Bowen ] His wrath" "[ Einon ] Undoes the wicked." "Brok, stay there." "[ Voice Chanting ]" "Lord!" "Great one!" "[ Snarling ]" "Your song is sad!" "Are the stars shining tonight?" "[ Aislinn ] No." "No bright souls glitter in this darkness." "[ Growling ]" "Leave us." "Go." "Aislinn, daughter of the Celts." "Whose people loved your kind and called you friend." "Ah, the king's son, cruel and full of trickery." " Is this why you've come, dragonslayer's wife?" " Dragonslayer's widow!" "This boy is not his father." "[ Aislinn ] This knight here is his mentor." "He has taught him the Old Code." "I need your help." "[ Deep Breathing ]" "[ Moaning ]" "The wound is deep." "You know what you ask." "I will teach him your ways." "He will grow in your grace." "He will grow just and good." "I swear." "No!" "The boy must swear." "Give me your sword, Knight." "Your sword!" "[ Growling ]" "Do not be afraid." "He can save you." "Now listen to me, boy." "Swear that your father's blood lust and tyranny died with him." "Swear that you will live and rule with mercy." "Come to me and learn the Once-ways." "Now swear!" "I swear." "Einon!" "Einon!" "He's dead!" "Peace, Knight of the Old Code." "Witness the wonders of an ancient glory." "[ Heavy Breathing ]" "Half my heart to make you whole." "Its strength to purify your weakness." "Live, and remember your oath." "I served the father only for the sake of the son." "All my hopes rest on him." "Forgive a doubting fool." "Call when you need of me." "Ask what you will of me." "My sword, my service are yours." "Only remind him always of his vow," "Knight of the Old Code." "Brok." "Your Majesty?" "The Romans built this great fortress." "I will rebuild it, and mine will be greater." "It will take many men, my Lord, to rebuild this ruin." "Yes." "Yes, it will." "[ Hammering On Rocks ]" "Not so rebellious now." "You should thank me, boy." "It was my stroke made you king." "No, Brok, I want no martyrs." "Death should be a release, not a punishment." "Look good, dog." "I'm the last thing you'll ever see." "Burn the insolence out of his eyes." "No!" "No!" "Not my eyes!" "No!" " Father!" " [ Galloping ]" "Run!" "How dare you defy me!" "Einon, you're unwell." "You've been bewitched." "Look at this!" "It's madness!" " Remember the Code!" " The king is above the Code!" "Have you forgotten everything I taught you?" "No one is above the Code, especially the king." "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Bowen ] Dragon, I loved that boy, and you changed him!" "You tricked me, Dragon!" "No matter where you fly, no matter where you go, I will find you!" "Today I make a new vow!" "I will spend the rest of my life hunting you down!" "Avalon, oh, Avalon." "For you I quest each day, the resting place of Arthur... and the Old Code of his way." "And when I find those holy stones," "I'll pray, I'll pray, I'll pray." "Oh, Avalon, bright Avalon, think me not a fool." "My quest is not for vanity, my quest is spiritual." " [ Braying ]" " Spiritual!" "Merlin, spiritual!" "[ Chuckling ]" "Whoa!" "Merlin!" "Merlin!" "Ow!" " Everyone's a critic!" " [ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Flapping ]" " Dragon, dragon." " Yes, I know." "Where?" " There, there." " Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Growling ]" "[ Whinnying, Shouting ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Dragon Roaring, Bowen Shouting ]" "[ Bowen Screaming ]" "[ Coughing ]" "Get back here, horse." "You coward." "Marvelous!" "Heroics befitting the days of Arthur and the Round Table!" "Never have I seen such skill!" "Then you must have lived the sheltered life... of a mon-- monk." "Why, yes." "A scribe, scholar, historian and poet." "Your servant, sir, Brother Gilbert of Glockenspur." "My humble life is in debt to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword." "You have the poet's gift of exaggeration." "Sir, you should read my histories." "But you belittle your talent." "Modesty as well as valor." "The Code of ancient Camelot still lives." "Hardly worthy of Camelot." "Still, it's one less dragon." "Well done, Knight!" "Congratulations." "Our gratitude, mine and King Einon's." "Uh, you can keep your gratitude." "I'll take the gold." " Yours or the king's." " Gold, Knight?" "We made a bargain, remember?" "One dragon put down, one bag of gold." "Your honor has a price, Sir Knight?" "It has expenses." "Honor won't feed my belly nor shoe my horse." "The priest is right." "It is your duty to protect King Einon's vassals as a knight of the realm." "Not of this realm." "I bend no knee to Einon." "I should have known." "Foreign riffraff!" "Well, begone, vagabond, before I arrest you!" "Back to work, you scum!" "If King Einon's wheat isn't cut before the rain," "I'll do a little cutting of my own!" "Sir Knight!" "Sir Knight, wait!" "Sir Knight!" "Hear me out!" "I'm on a pilgrimage." "Might we travel together?" "The road's still free, unless Einon's taxed it." "A road tax, King Einon." "Hmm?" "A road tax." "[ Laughing ]" "They are your roads, after all." "People really ought to pay for the privilege of using them." " And those that can't pay will have to work it off." " Ingenious, Felton." "Only you could keep such a good brain under such a bad hat." "[ Felton Laughing ] That's very good, "bad hat."" "[ Brok ] Out of my way, peacock." "Brok, some are good at hunting men, some are good at hunting money." "Both have value for me." "[ Dogs Barking ]" "[ Barking ]" "Kara?" "Kara, I told you" " I told you not to come here anymore." " I'm a disobedient child." "Go on." "Take a drink." "Go on." "Magnificent shot, Your Highness!" " Care to double the wager?" " Ah, yes, happily." "Shall we say the water bucket?" "Stand still." "Stand still." "Superb!" "[ Einon ] Double again?" "[ Felton ] Double again." "Why not?" "[ Felton ] I say." "A moving target." "[ Brok ] Peasant scum." "You've got a nerve, interfering with the king's sport!" "There's no sport in tormenting a sick, old man." "I beg Your Majesty, let him go." "It's been 12 years." "Your castle is built." "He can do you no more harm." "For God's sake, release him." " [ Gasping ]" " Aaah!" "Father!" "I've always said death is a release, not a punishment." " [ Felton Chuckling ]" " Go." " [ Dogs Barking ]" " Ya!" "Kara." "[ Kara Crying ]" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "I've decided to compose "The Ballad of Bowen"!" " How do you prefer I should write this?" " Far away!" "Oh, don't concern yourself with my safety!" "I mean verse, meter." "Shall I spice it up with a poetical flourish, or just the cold, hard facts?" "If you do not be quiet, you and I shall be the only things that are cold and hard around here." "I mean, it's all very well to go hacking and whacking at dragons." "But if a dragon falls in the forest and nobody gets to hear about it, does it make a thud?" " Brother Gilbert." " What?" "Shh!" "The quill is mightier than the s" "Ooh." "The quill is mightier than the-- Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "[ Snarling, Growling ]" "[ Dragon ] That's all that's left of the last dragonslayer... who tangled with me!" "If I were you, I'd quit while I was ahead." "Aaah!" " Ha!" " Yah!" "[ Dragon ] Is that the best you can do?" "[ Snapping Sound ]" "Catch!" "You know, I've got quite a collection of victims in here." "[ Bowen ] I won't be added to it!" "I've given you my final warning." "Into the mouth of death he strode." "Into the gringy gloom." "Into the pit of fear unknown, perhaps to court his doom." "That was good." "What did I say?" "What did I say?" " [ Explosion ]" " Aaah!" "A little damp for fire, isn't it?" "Why must you knight-errants out to make a name for yourselves... always pick on us dragons?" "I don't need a name!" "And I have a collection of my own!" "Yeah?" "You're one who kills dragons for money." "It's honest enough work." "One must earn a living." "Oh, yes, one must live." "Well, since you seek a profit, we might as well begin." "Oh, don't flatter yourself." "It's not the profit." "It's the pleasure." "Perhaps less pleasurable and more costly than you think!" "Bowen!" "Bowen, take care!" "He went that way!" "Take care, Bowen!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Gasping ]" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" " [ Tearing ]" " Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Ptew!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "You can't fly forever!" " Neither can you!" " Slow down!" "Come, visit the woods!" "Aaah!" "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Look out!" "Well done!" " Ow!" " Pity." "That must have hurt." " Yeah!" " Again?" " Ow!" " And again?" "How do you like the ride so far?" "Aaah!" "We're earning our money now, aren't we?" "Aaah!" "Now, is there somewhere you would like me to drop you off?" "Aaah!" " Aaah!" " Yikes!" "[ Groaning ]" "The sword against the fang and claw." "The flame against the shield." "Blah, blah, blah, which one would win?" "Blah, blah, field, shield, wield." "Whose flesh from bones be peeled." "Oh, no." "Whose fate would soon be sealed." "Whose fate would soon be sealed?" "Whose fate would soon be sealed!" "[ Dragon Growling ]" "Oh, you're good." "Haven't had this sort of challenge in some time." "Nor likely to again!" "Hee-yah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" " Aaah!" " [ Snarling ]" "[ Grunting ]" "Aaah!" "Drat!" "A little overconfident, aren't we?" "Hardly." "But if you win, you'll be out of work." "I will not stop until I've rid the world of every last one of you." "I am the last one!" "You're just trying to save your scaly hide with tricks." "Haven't you noticed the pickings are rather slim these days?" "I got me one just the other day." "So it was you who killed the Scarred One." "She and I were the last." "Must've been a proud kill, warrior." "How much gold did her tattered carcass put in your purse?" "That's none of your business." "Couldn't have been very much." "And you'll kill me for sport?" "And when there are no more dragons to slay, how will you make a living, Knight?" "Shut up!" "[ Gasping, Groaning ]" "[ Snarling ]" "[ Grunting ]" "Whoa!" "[ Groaning ]" "If your teeth come down, my sword goes up, right into your brain!" "[ Crickets Chirping ]" " If your sword goes up, my teeth come down!" " [ Groaning ]" "[ Brother Gilbert ] Into the moonlit night the titans dueled, in mortal combat bound." "Oh, who'd the fatal false step make?" "Whose blood would stain the ground?" "[ Yawning ]" "[ Dripping Sound ]" "Oh, good Lord." "Sir Eglamore." "Oh, thank you very much." "It's been stuck down there for months." "Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?" "Why should you be comfortable?" "My armor is rusting in your drool, and your breath is absolutely foul." "Well, what do you expect, with old knights rotting between my molars?" "Oh, God, my mouth is so dry." "[ Clearing Sinus Sound ]" "No, no, no, stop!" "No, stop!" " [ Groaning ]" " Sorry about that." "It seems we're in a bit of a stalemate, wouldn't you say?" "Yuck!" "But I can go three days without sleep." "I can go three weeks." "Ooh!" "I'll stab you before I nod off." "And I'll chomp you." "Marvelous, we'll kill each other." " What do you suggest?" " A truce." "Get out of my mouth and let's talk face-to-face." "[ Groaning ] How do I know I can trust you?" "I give you my word." "The word of a dragon." "It's worthless." "[ Groaning ] Stubborn lout!" "Aaah!" "I should have known!" " [ Snarling ]" " Go on." "Kill me!" "[ Jaw Cracking, Snarling ]" "I don't want to kill you!" "I never did!" "And I don't want you to kill me!" "How do we gain?" "If you win, you lose a trade." "If I win, I wait around for the next sword slinger... thirsting to carve a reputation out of my hide." "And I'm tired of lurking in holes... and skulking in darkness." "I'm gonna let you up now." "And if you insist, we can pursue this fracas to its final stupidity." "Or you can listen to my alternative." "[ Groaning ]" "Hmm?" "What's the alternative?" " [ Flapping ]" " Father, Father, look!" "Dragon!" "[ Shouting, Screaming ]" "[ Dragon ] Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Coughing ]" "Pesky critters, dragons." "You!" "Like big rats." "You never seem to get rid of them." "Unless you pay me two bags of gold, in advance." "Come on, Dragon." " [ Flapping ]" " Come on, Dragon." "Yes!" "Ow!" "[ Cheering ]" " [ Baaing ]" " Hmm." "Hello." "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine." "[ Laughing ]" "Most profitable, Dragon." "I should have met you a long time ago." "There is much gold in the world." "Perhaps when you've had your fill of it, you'll no longer need me." "I am a Knight of the Old Code." "My word is my bond." " No compunctions then?" " About what?" "Well, such deception hardly befits a Knight of the Old Code." "[ Laughing ] Fleecing Einon's lackeys." "That's a service to mankind." "Is it?" "When you squeeze the nobility, it's the peasants who feel the pinch." "That's not my concern." "Why should I stick my neck out for people afraid to risk their own?" "Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality." "Mmm, so be it," "Knight of the Old Code." "If I wanted my conscience pricked, I would have stayed with the priest!" "Huh!" "And what does a dragon know of the Old Code, anyway?" "His blade defends the helpless." "His might upholds the weak." "His word speaks only truth." "Shut up!" "I remember." "That's all it is, a memory." "Nothing can bring it back." "You sound like one who tried." "And failed." "So I no longer try to change the world, Dragon." "I just try to get by in it." "Yes, it's better than death, I suppose." "Oh, is it?" "I should think you'd welcome death." "You know, the last of your kind, all your friends dead, hunted wherever you go." "Do you delight in reminding me?" "Yes, Knight, I do long for death." "But fear it." "Why?" "Aside from your misery, what's to lose?" "My soul." "[ Festive Ruckus ]" "[ Cracking ]" "Finish him, Brok!" "[ Grunting ]" "Well, are you a man?" "[ Growling ]" "Should he continue, Mother?" "Oh, the field belongs to the apparently inexhaustible Sir Brok, my son." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Laughing, Talking ]" "Aaah!" " [ Grunting ]" " The quarry!" "First you beg mercy for your father's fate, then you try to avenge it." "Now, you'll share it." "In your kingdom, Einon, there are worse fates than death." "I'll think one up for you." " Take her away." " No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "He killed my father!" "He killed my father!" "No!" "He killed my father!" "[ Door Hinges Creaking ]" "[ Hinges Creaking ]" "Aaah!" "I remember you now." "I remember you." "Your hair, like fire." "You gave me this scar." "Didn't you?" "I... owe... you." "[ Blowing ]" "[ Blowing ]" "I can, uh" "I really can." "Aaah!" "Sorry, Bowen." "I hope you like it well done." "You must have hated us very much." "I hated one of you." "These I killed because I wanted to kill him." "But I never found him." "I never will." "If you're the last, he must be dead." "Oh, yes." "Tell me, what was he like, this, uh, dragon that you hated?" "He only had half a heart." "But even that was enough to pollute an innocent boy." "Einon was no innocent!" "He polluted the heart!" "How do you know that?" "How do you know that, Dragon?" "All dragons know that story." "What was to be their hope became their doom." "A spoiled, ungrateful child was given a great gift and destroyed it!" "No!" "I knew Einon." "I was his teacher." "I taught him the ways of honor, of right." "Then he betrayed you... just as he betrayed the dragon whose heart he broke." "That's a lie, Dragon!" "Stop calling me "Dragon"!" "I have a name." "Well, what is it?" "You couldn't possibly pronounce it in your tongue." " Try me." " It's" "[ Grunting, Groaning ]" "[ Bells Clanging ]" "Next time stab more flesh, less cloth." "I'll pierce your heart!" "You already did." "A very special heart, like no other." "A black, withered thing without pity." "Then teach me." "Pity me." "I'll give you everything." "Even power." "You're so beautiful." "[ Grunting ]" "Even power." "Even a throne." "Oh, dear." "Thank you." "It's passed now." "What was it?" "An old complaint that acts up now and again." "Forgive me if anything I said, if I upset you." "It wasn't you, not you." "[ Sighing ]" "[ Snoring ]" "[ Stone Scraping ]" "Don't be afraid." "I won't let you suffer the same fate as me." "I've come to help you." "[ Stone Scraping ]" "This will bring you out well below the castle walls." " [ Stone Scraping ]" " Thank" "You." "[ Sighing ]" "Have you been watching over me all night?" "I've been thinking." "Yes?" "About what?" "Many things." "Mostly about what to call you." "I think I've found you a name." "You say that as though you reached up and plucked it from the sky." "[ Chuckling ] I did." "Up there." "Do you see that group of stars?" "[ Dragon ] I know those stars very well." " Do you see the shape that they make?" " Mm-hmm, a dragon." "Yes." "They call it "Draco."" " It means "dragon" in the scholars' speech." " [ Chuckling ]" "So instead of calling me "Dragon" in your tongue, you'll call me "Dragon" in some other tongue." "You're right." "It's silly." "No." "No, I would be honored to be named after those stars." "I" " I truly would." "Thank you, Bowen." "Draco." "Draco." "[ Kara ] Throw off the yoke of Einon's oppression!" " [ Laughter ]" " We must start to fight back!" "Your father sang that sour tune once, and we did fight back." "And once was enough!" "We'll not dance to it again!" "No, Hewe, just cringe like a dog under Einon's boot." "At least a cringing dog's a live one!" "Hey!" "Why waste good food on bad rhetoric?" " I speak the truth." " [ Laughing ]" "Truth?" "It's rarely inspiring, lass." "And it never wins rebellions, but it will stretch necks, if there is a neck... underneath that little mud pie." "[ Peasants Laughing ]" "Ready or not, here I come!" "Dragon!" "[ Flapping ]" "[ Peasants Screaming ]" "[ Draco ] It's Draco!" "About time." "Mmm!" "It seems you people are in need of a dragonslayer." "Where is the lord responsible for this village?" "Brok lives in a big house about six miles away." "But he'll only blame any damage on us and pluck our pockets to pay for it." "I won't pluck them as deeply." "I'll make you a fair offer." "Take it, or leave him!" "[ Snarling ]" "Oh." "It's enough you people grovel to Einon." "Will you be bullied by some broken-down, blackmailing knight as well?" "[ Laughing ] That's right, you don't need me." "Settle it yourself." "Of course, there are other ways." "Perhaps you'll part with... one of your precious daughters, instead of gold." "No!" "Dragons are partial to maiden sacrifices, I hear." "Don't do this!" "Don't do this to me!" "I was born in this village!" "You knew my father!" "You knew my mother!" " Who's the girl?" " A nuisance." "Get rid of her." " Why?" " They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice." "Now, whoever gave them that bright idea?" " Never mind." "Just get rid of her!" " How?" " Eat her!" " Oh, please!" "Yuck!" "Aren't we squeamish?" "You ate Sir Eglamore, hypocrite." "I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed." "[ Bowen ] Improvise." "All right, all right." "He's coming!" "Quick!" " [ Draco Snarling ]" " Aaah!" "Aaah!" "[ Draco Singing ]" "[ Singing ]" "You have a beautiful voice." "Oh, thank you." "We dragons love to sing when we're happy." "Well, you're not like a dragon at all." "Well, how many dragons do you know?" "Well, you're the first." "You should never listen to minstrels' fancies." "A dragon would never hurt a soul, unless they tried to hurt him first." "Really?" "Then why were you in my village?" "Oh!" "The village!" "Yes, the village!" "You remember the village?" "Leave him alone, you bully!" "Run, Draco, fly!" "I'll hold him!" " Pick on someone your own size!" " Where have you been?" "I'm truly sorry, Bowen." "[ Chuckling ] I've been distracted." "Bowen, meet Kara." " You should have eaten her." " Oh, don't get angry, Bowen." "Why not?" "You left me high and dry." "I was worried to death!" "Worried?" "About me?" "Yes, about you!" "I had the whacker all set up." "Half the village is out there with me." "We're searching the skies for you, I don't know where you are." "If you're coming back, when you're coming back." "You just" "Disappear." "Be careful!" "He's coming!" "[ Einon Laughing ]" "Well, well, well, it can't be!" "But it is!" "My old mentor." "Still giving carving lessons?" "Get off your horse." "I'll give you one." "Time's not been kind to you, Bowen." " You should never have broke with me." " It was you who broke with me!" "And yet you return to me with this girl I lost." "I think she wants to stay lost." "Not her decision, I'm afraid!" "I'm ready for my lesson now, Knight." " Aaah!" " That's one lesson you never learned!" "Only expose your back to a corpse!" "You are a corpse!" "You just don't know it!" "Lie down, Bowen!" "You're the sorry scrap of dead worlds and dead beliefs." "No!" "They were your beliefs!" "Never." "Never mine." "[ Einon Grunting ]" "You said the words!" "You spoke them from your heart!" "I vomited them up because I couldn't stomach them!" "Because I knew it was what you wanted to hear!" "Lies!" "Liar!" "I taught you!" "You taught me to fight, that's all!" "I took what I needed from you." "You taught me to fight!" "Aaah!" "[ Laughing ]" "You taught me well." "[ Roaring ]" "[ Heart Pounding ]" "[ Panting ]" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Snarling ]" "Who asked you to interfere?" "I had everything under control!" "[ Growling ]" "Here, let me see." "It's knitted well." "You have a healer's touch, Kara." "In a few days, it'll be just another scar." "And what's one more scar?" "To a knight, I mean." "I once knew a knight." "He stood all alone against an evil king... and even saved a rebel leader from blinding." "He must have had many scars." " That knight died of his wounds long ago." " That's too bad." "His kind is badly missed in this world." " That's the way the wretched world is, girl." " Doesn't have to be." "Men like you could-- could lead others." "You could give people courage and hope." "Hope?" "Even if you could raise your army, do you think they'd stand a chance against seasoned troops?" "Last time they tried it was a massacre." " I remember." "I was there." " So was I." "That rebel was my father." "Let others stand with you." "You'll see this time the end will be different." "What are you looking at?" "Myself, once upon a time." "[ Flapping ]" "I'll see you in the village, Draco." "That's easy for you to say." "This time I'll collect the money, and you can die." "[ Pigs Oinking ]" "[ Coins Clinking ]" "We can lose no more pigs to this dragon." "Wait!" " This man is a fraud!" " [ Peasants Mumbling ]" "It's her!" "This girl is a..." "wandering idiot." "She babbles nonsense." "I'm telling you, this knight is no dragonslayer." "You're mistaken, my child!" "He's the greatest dragonslayer there is!" "Possibly the greatest there ever will be!" " Brother Gilbert!" " Bowen!" "You're alive." "Praised be the saints." "The saints be blessed." "You're alive!" " And whole." " [ Laughing ] Brother Gilbert." "You could not put your trust in a better man." "I personally have seen him slay almost two dragons." " Oh, Brother Gilbert." " Almost." "Well, I didn't actually see the death blow of the second, but as Bowen is here, he must have won." "No." "Don't you see?" "He's in league with the dragon." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Peasants Laughing ]" "[ Oinking ]" "Hold that there." "And here he comes." "Oh!" "[ Groaning ]" "Sink!" "Sink!" "I can't!" "It doesn't get any deeper!" "Well done, Bowen!" "You've done it again!" "What a brute!" "That's even bigger than the last one!" "Actually, he's about the same size." " Meat." " Meat." "[ Chanting ] Meat!" "Meat!" "Oh, dear." "Run!" "He's getting away!" "[ Draco Snarling ]" "Uh-oh." "What's going on?" "Meat!" " Meat!" "Meat!" " Meat!" "Run." "That's what's going on!" " Run." " Run?" "[ Shouting ]" "Kara!" "Kara!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Shouting ]" "Peace, brothers, peace!" "Heathens!" "Brother Gilbert!" "Oh, good Lord." "Forgive me, my child." "Liar!" "Liar!" "[ Shouting ]" "No dragon, no charge." "Meat." "Meat." "Meat." "Meat." "Meat." "Meat." "Meat." "[ Screaming ]" "[ Horse Whinnying ]" "[ Brother Gilbert ] We're going to die!" "God help us!" "We're all going to die!" "[ Bowen ] Calm yourself, Brother Gilbert, we're not going to die." "We're just flying." "[ Kara ] If you're going to get yourself killed, you might as well do it in the fight against Einon." "[ Brother Gilbert ] I think Kara has a point." "Oh!" "But I'd rather discuss it on the ground." "[ Bowen ] Draco, what unholy place is this?" "[ Draco ] Unholy?" "This is Avalon, the resting place of King Arthur himself." "[ Brother Gilbert ] So it was foretold, and so have I found you, brave King Arthur." " Valor, - [ Brother Gilbert Continues ] virtue, truth." "Ah, yes, truth." "Amen." "Ready now, Kara." "And you, Bowen?" "Bowen?" "This is Avalon, the shadow realm of the Round Table." " It's a divine omen." " Omens won't win battles." "Nor will you." "And you'll find out when you try to raise your army." "You already know the courage in your village." "They're very brave at pelting young girls with vegetables." "It must start somewhere." "Will you wish us luck, Draco?" "Long ago, when man was young and the dragon already old, the wisest of our race took pity on man." "He gathered together all the dragons, making them vow to watch over man always." "And at the moment of his death, the night became alive with those stars." "And thus was born the dragons' heaven." "But when we die, not all dragons are admitted to this shining place." "No, we have to earn it." "And if we don't, our spirit disappears as if we never were." "And that's why I shared my life force with a dying boy, so I would reunite man and dragon... and ensure my place among my ancient brothers of the sky." "But my sacrifice became my sin." "It was you." "Your heart beats in Einon's breast." "[ Flapping ]" "Yes, my half-heart... that cost me all of my soul." "Even then I knew his bloodthirsty nature, but I thought my heart could change him." "My God, I was so naive." "No more than I." "All my life I've dreamed of serving noble kings, noble ideals." "Dreams die hard, and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust." "I will not be that naive again!" "Mm-hmm." "Kara, I will go with you." "[ Draco ] So be it." "Farewell, Bowen." "[ Thunderclap ]" "[ Ghostly Voice ] Valor!" "[ Ghostly Voice ] Valor!" "Valor!" "A knight is sworn to valor." "[ Indistinct Ghostly Voices ]" "[ Voices Continue ]" "A knight is sworn to valor." "A knight is sworn to valor!" "His heart knows only virtue." "His heart knows only virtue!" "His blade defends the helpless." "His blade defends the helpless!" "His might upholds the weak." "His might upholds the weak!" "His word speaks only truth." "His word speaks only truth!" "His wrath undoes the wicked!" "His wrath undoes the wicked!" "[ Thunderclap ]" "[ Hewe ] Now I know you're completely mad." " You want us to follow you and a priest against Einon?" " Yes." " To hell, more like." " But this time we can win." "You don't understand." "I don't want to understand!" "I understand this!" "I understand six years in a quarry!" "That's all I need to understand!" "Believe me, I know what you've been through, Hewe." " But this time we've been joined" " Only a fool would join you!" "You're not listening to what I'm saying!" "I've had enough of your mischief!" "Save your strength for the fight against Einon." " There isn't any fight against Einon." " I'm going to start one." "You and what army, Knight?" "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Chattering ]" "[ Bowen ] You have never fired a bow in your life," " in anger or in practice?" " No." "Draw your bow." "Sight along the arrow." "Release." "Beginner's luck." "Try again." "Steady." "Brother Gilbert, you're a natural." "[ Grunting ]" "Easy!" "Here, widen your stance." "Up, down." "Up, down." "One fluid stroke." "This could cleave a man's skull." "Like a pudding." " Eat." " [ Screeching ]" "[ Peasants Shouting ]" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Shouting, Swords Clanking ]" "[ Draco Roaring ]" "[ Whinnying ]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" " I need more men!" " It's just a few peasants waving pitchforks!" "[ Felton ] I noticed they're all on your land." "You're not too busy hawking in your old age to keep control of your minions, are you?" " Choose me?" " Aaah!" "I was just saying that any one of us is worth a hundred of them." "My brave Felton, an army unto himself." "Well." "Fool!" "I know this man who leads them, and I will not underestimate him!" "Him or the dragon!" "Don't be afraid of the dragon, my son." "I'm afraid of nothing!" " Nothing!" " Ow!" "You understand?" "A mother's gift to her son." "[ Aislinn ] The finest to be had." "The finest what?" "Dragonslayers." "[ Draco ] Have you thought beyond tomorrow?" "[ Bowen ] It's hard to see that far." "[ Draco ] Look at the camp." "What do you see?" " What do you hear?" " Hope." "Exactly." "Down there you have life, songs and courage." "You have everything you'll ever need." "And now, so do I." "[ Shouting ]" "[ Shouting ]" "He dares defy me at my own gates." "Look at him!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Einon ] Well, today his Code dies once and for all!" "No!" "We're safe here, Your Majesty!" "That rabble couldn't possibly storm the castle!" "By tonight they'll be cold and wet and tired." "They'll probably just limp off home." "[ Shouting ]" "We're safe here, Einon!" "Remember your father!" "[ Shouting In Foreign Language ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Aaah!" "[ Draco Snarling ]" " Aaah!" " Aaah!" "Gotcha!" "Bear to the right!" "[ Man Shouting Indistinct Orders ]" "Let's shear them like the sheep they are!" "Aaah!" " [ Whinnying ]" " To the forest!" "[ Shouting ]" "Aaah!" "[ Shouting ]" "Aaah!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Man Shouting Indistinct Orders ]" "Form up!" "[ Bowen ] Form up!" " [ Shouting ] - [ Whinnying ]" "Halt!" "Halt!" "[ Peasants Shouting Indistinct Orders ]" "[ Whinnying ]" "Second line!" "Right flank, advance!" "Get in there, second line!" "Charge!" " Aaah!" " Scatter or die!" "Scatter or die!" "Go!" "Aaah!" "Ya!" "Like a pudding." "Pride goeth before the fall." "Help!" "Help!" "Aaah!" "Help!" "Help!" "Aaah!" "Turn the other cheek, brother." "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "[ Grunting ]" "Hee-yah!" "Hee-yah!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Retreat!" "Retreat!" "Retreat!" "Return to the castle!" "Retreat!" "Brother Gilbert, it's Einon!" "Stop him!" "Thou... shalt... not... kill!" "Aaah!" "[ Draco Groaning ]" "The dragonslayers." "[ Whinnying ]" "[ Shouting In Foreign Language ]" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "Ya!" "[ Shouting In Foreign Language ]" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Sentry ] Open up!" "It's the king!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Shouting ]" "Stop!" "No!" "I want it alive!" "Alive and safe." "Safe for all eternity." "[ Draco ] Oh, no." "I go to save the dragon!" "Who will go with me?" "[ Draco Sighing ]" "[ Thudding ]" "Come from the shadows, Aislinn." "Come where I can see you." " You know why I've come." " I know." "In giving my heart, I've taken on every poison stirring in his evil breast." "Even the pain of his death must be mine." "You cannot blame yourself." "Death without immortality?" "That was not the only reason." "I had to wait for a time when mankind... would not repeat my mistake and let tyranny thrive." "When there would be those who remembered the Once-ways, remembered that even in the darkness there is still light." "I cannot see." "Are the stars shining tonight?" "Brightly, my lord." "Brightly." "Then let us end it." "Forgive me!" "[ Draco Roaring ]" "I know why you brought me the dragonslayers." "You wanted them to kill him because you wanted me dead." "I wanted to correct a mistake made years ago... when I saved a creature not worth saving." "How un-motherly of you." "[ Growling ]" "[ Draco Growling ]" " [ Thudding ] - [ Aislinn Screaming ]" " [ Draco Roaring ] - [ Footsteps Approaching ]" "We have to open the gates." "The rest of us are waiting outside." "Go save your dragon, Bowen." "Hurry, all of you." "It's this way." "[ Stone Scraping ]" "Well, well, well, what a pleasant surprise." "I expected you, Bowen, but with my bride-to-be as well?" " And with a priest to wed us." " To bury you." "Well, to bury one of us." "Kara, the door, quickly!" "[ Stone Scraping ]" "Hurry up." "That way." "That way." "Quickly, this way." "This way." "Come on." "Hurry up." "[ Bowen Grunting ]" "Now, I don't know how you all got in here, but I tell you this:" "you are going to get me out." "[ Stabbing Sound ]" "[ Groaning ]" "Hewe, thank you." "Aaah!" "No!" "Let me cut it down to size for you." " Aaah!" " [ Grunting ]" "[ Panting ]" "A girl." "A girl!" "[ Swords Clanging ]" "[ Draco ] Bowen!" "Bowen!" "Lo, I'm immortal." "[ Grunting ]" "Aaah!" "[ Bowen Grunting ]" " Yeah!" " Huh?" "[ Grunting ] Aaah!" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Shouting In Foreign Language ]" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Now it's you, Bowen." "It's you that has to do it!" "What are you talking about?" "As the heart binds Einon to me in life, it binds us in death." " That's not true!" " You've seen that it is!" "Through the heart, we share each other's pains and power." "But in my half beats the life source." "For Einon to die, I must die!" "Einon is dead." " He lives!" " It doesn't matter." "Don't you hear it?" "Our rebels have stormed the castle." "Alive or dead, Einon's beaten." "We've won!" "You will never win until Einon's evil is destroyed, and to do that, you must destroy me!" "No." "Once you swore your sword and service were mine, to call when I had need of you, to ask what I would of you." "I hold you to your vow, Knight!" "He's coming, coming to stop you!" "[ Draco ] Strike before it's too late!" "You are the last." "My time is over." "Strike!" "You are my friend." "Then, as my friend, strike, please!" " I can't." " Then I will make you." " [ Roaring ]" " Aaah!" "[ Draco ] Fight back, dragonslayer!" "Defend yourself!" " Pick it up!" " [ Gasping ]" "Move, and she dies!" " [ Roaring ]" " Aaah!" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Snarling ]" "[ Heart Beating ]" "[ Heart Beating ]" "[ Heart Beating ]" "[ Heart Beating ]" "[ Heart Beating ]" " [ Gasping ] - [ Panting ]" "Aaah!" "[ Panting ]" "[ Heart Beating Slowly ]" "[ Beating Stops ]" "[ Sighing ]" "[ Dagger Clanking On Floor ]" "What now, Draco?" "Without you, what do we do?" "Where do we turn?" "[ Peasants Murmuring In Amazement ]" "[ Draco ] To the stars, Bowen." "To the stars." "[ Brother Gilbert's Voice ] And in the days following Draco's sacrifice," "Bowen and Kara led the people in a time of justice and brotherhood." "As I remember it now, those were golden years, warmed by an unworldly light." "And when things became the most difficult," "Draco's star shone more brightly... for all of us who knew where to look."

"Mom, corn flakes ended." "" " Mom!" "" " Yes?" "What should I eat for breakfast?" "This parcel is not finished it." "How not to throw away after use, How do I know of is over?" "" " A "good morning" so what?" "" " Good morning, dear Mama." "" " Sleczalas all night?" "" " Yes." "Are you nuts." "Or, you can not stand to sleep with his father." "No mark me, writing an article." "I have a deadline tomorrow." "The flakes are for Stephane." "Who buys whole wheat?" " What pushed me?" " Did not take an informed decision." " If anything, the odwrt." " Still I decide that I'm done with this." " But ... / It's like cigarettes." " It is hard to throw." "Legs ..." "like, ktry difficult to abandon." "How many times must I repeat, you do not butw was leaving in the middle?" "Stephane!" "Umawialismy that do not play in the morning." "Get ready for school." "Sooner." "Give a kiss." "" " We have time." "" " We do not." "What there, look out for?" "See, what you need to buy." 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"Told no one." "Perhaps you felt alone." "Not more than ..." "Man is always the same." "Obvious corollary generation ..." "Soon, I'm done." "I have 10 of thousands of characters." "Umawialismy August to 12 thousand." "Eight!" "No, listen, I have two girls." "You will really enjoy." "It's great stuff." "Before this skrce to 8 thousand ..." "Were to be four pages and title on the cover." "Tomorrow morning, we agreed." "I know when I go to print." "Consent." "Zdzwonimy August, I know you decide." "He kisses, bye!" " It's just sex." " Does the same thing, / What about my boyfriend." " With clients have greater powers." " You decide everything?" " There are things ktrych not want to do." " For example, anal sex." " Do not do it with your customers." "Placa of hours." "Shortly after arriving I take a shower." "A counter flies." "For this they are clean." "They like swintuszyc." ""I put to you my great club."" ""Oh yes, the little bitch."" "Are you funny?" "Yes." 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"" " Why?" "Because, yes." "What?" "Have someone else?" "You're stupid." "Patrick, call me." "Florent was not in school from dwch days." "Patrick, again, I do." "Why do you not speak?" "Call me." "Yeah?" "Oh, it's you." "No, I thought it was Florent." "I do not know what he was doing." "Mwiles that I have to call you." "Well, of course, from playing truant." "Wait a minute." "Sorry." "No." "I'll call when you know something." "Right." "Chicken rieslingu." "You choose." "Know your better than me." "For the time being." "I gotta go." "Must be clean." "One can see from me, where was I?" "Right." "" " Really?" "" " Do not." "" " All right?" "" " Yes." "This is important." "What are you doing?" "Taking the picture." "Do not move." "" " Stop it." "" " No BJ, no one knows you." "Stop it." "Lola, relax." "Lola!" "Do not be silly." " Delete the pictures, but give me the phone." " I have it all." " Lola!" " I'm asking you." "Give me a fucking phone." "It is you, Florent?" "Can you tell me what is allowed to stand?" "" " What is it in your hand?" "" " Nothing." "What do you do all day?" "" " Draw." "" " Continue to repeat the class?" "No, but I have it in the ass." "But I do not and TWJ father or not." "The best straight to the call." "What can I do?" "Start with the solution Problems own." "I exaggerate a little." "Not sure what you are lucky." "Do not you see that others struggle to survive?" "" " And you do not care." "" " What are you chrzanisz?" "You had to fight?" "Everything ready." "Books fall from the sky." "Yes, yes." "Vegetables grow in pots and so on." "" " I'm sorry." "" " Jarales?" "" " Yes?" "" " Yes." "Should, too." "Loosen the bun." "Let your hair down." "Stinker." "Mom!" "Little tart!" "He likes to be a movement." "Scream." "Louder." "Louder." "Louder, because it puts you in the ass." "Scream!" "Louder, louder!" "Louder!" "Please!" "Let me in!" "Yes." "Look!" " Mom!" " " " Mom!" "" " I'm coming." "" " Mj treasure." 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"I wrote an article about an artist." "I have written about many artists." "But this exhibition is, specific." " This is a song" " Similar to us" " You love me" " I loved you" " ¯ a ylismy" " Together with a friend" " You love me" " I loved you" " But life separates of those who are in love" " After quietly," " Silently" " Wave washes sand" " Traces separated by hearts" "I ..." "I do not." "On the beach, all stripped, and I was under an umbrella." "" " Why there, you follow?" "" " Good question." "Probably for the company." "My friends love trips to the bosom of nature." "Sometimes going with them." "" " Will you come with us in the summer?" "" " That's what mwie." "I'm sorry." "It's no big deal." "Stress, deadlines pila." "Who lettuce?" "Maybe once dessert?" "Is prepared." "" " Get it." "" " If you insist." "But if so, and cheese." "I was afraid of you." "Where were you?" "What are you doing?" "Something for us." "Stand up." "I can not." "Morning." "Wyspalas August?" "" " Thanks." 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"General, the princess's convoy has entered our realm." "Prepare to receive them." "Prepare to receive them!" "General Meng Yi of Qin welcomes your Highness" "May it please Her Highness." "His Imperial Majesty decrees " "Princess Ok Soo shall be Concubine Li of Qin, for our nations mutual concord." "Princess Ok Soo is so commanded." "My orders are to bring back Princess Ok Soo." "Whoever interferes shall die!" "Her Royal Highness is now Concubine Li of Qin" "Whoever dares is an enemy of our state!" "They leave us no alternative" "Prepare to attack." "Prepare to attack!" "Ready defences." "Ready defences." "Hurry!" "Protect the Princess!" "Hurry!" "Away from this place!" "Come back with me, Princess." "You are already my betrothed." "I cannot go back with you." "I cannot abide you marrying the moribund emperor." "It's a surrender of our sovereignty to Qin!" "I was forced into this decision." "Please understand." "You are a general!" "How can you besmirch my honour?" "Come!" "My mission is to protect the Princess." "Draw." "Let's both fulfill our missions." "Protect the Princess." "Save her!" "Run!" "Your Highness" "28 Feb 2005." "I had the same dream from months ago." "This time..." "I'm an ancient general, leading a vast army to rescue... some sort of princess." "I fell off a cliff..." "William?" "You're back in Hong Kong?" "Great!" "Come on over." "Talk about being all at sea." "How come you live on a barge?" "The research budget was halved last year." "With the project unfinished," "I had to sell the flat." "So I moved here with my study." "It's not so bad." "Pretty roomy here." "So why are you back suddenly?" "Didn't like the States?" "I came to solve your financial problems." "Can I?" "I want you to do something for me." "William!" "This must be Dr Chan." "Just call me Jack." "I'm Maggie." "Welcome to our Anti-Gravity Research Project." "Anti-Gravity?" "This is my lab." "Check it out." "Let's ask Dr Smith to give a little demonstration." "Doctor, please." "It's a well-known fact that spinning an object at increased speed can reduce its weight, and we can already show the results." "These are very expensive experiments." "Quite impractical, and unusable on living subjects, as no living creature can survive such speed." "Thank you Maggie" "You're welcome." "I don't understand." "You're a physicist." "I'm an archaeologist." "How can I help you?" "I'm seeking a breakthrough in the field of mysterious phenomena." "That paper you wrote?" "Over 2,000 years ago there was a tiny kingdom south of Dasar, whose king became immortal after death." "His coffin floated in mid-air." "Your paper inspired me." "It's just a myth." "I can even lend you comic books about this." "Lots of things are called myths prior to empirical verification." "Hey Jack..." "Wireless telephony was a myth 150 years ago." "So was the airplane, and landing on the moon!" "Even 50 years ago, computer and digital technology were a myth." "Many people are competing to develop this technology." "If I succeed I'll change human history." "This technology could be vital to our lives, to surface and air transportation, even intergalactic travel!" "I know you've always wanted to do something great." "No one's ever entered this ancient tomb before." "But my work is archaeology, and I have my ethic:" "I do research, not raid tombs." "You still can't forget that incident after all these years?" "Something you'll never forget." "We haven't played for ages." "How's your game?" "Jack." "Don't you practice anymore?" "Sure. I just never shot from this angle before." "So why shoot?" "Because you passed it to me." "Don't worry about it." "Come on." "That Maggie is your girlfriend?" "No." "She represents my sponsor." "By the way, what happened to Monica?" "Monica?" "Foget her." "I've been dreaming about a princess." "Her name's OK Soo." "I called out her name in my sleep." "How do you think Monica took it?" "Now back to business." "Jack, you've never been a stickler for rules." "You've always trusted your instincts." "Instincts helped you unravel the Dead Sea Scrolls forgery..." "Jack, hey..." "Jack!" "Jack, do as your instincts tell you." "I want to prove it's not a myth, but something real." "You're my best friend." "I trust you won't let me face danger alone." "Ever tried hitting a golf shot like this?" "Jack!" "What's with you?" "I think I've got heat stroke." "Almost there." "Come on." "Don't lie to me now." "You should exercise more regularly." "I do!" "3 hours of golf each day, 2 hours of tennis..." "And another dozen hours a day playing video games, you'll go blind in no time." "If you're so fit, why don't you carry me?" "You can walk." "Hurry up." "We won't get in if we're late!" "Jack, that's the holy man who can fly?" "Yes." "Let's go over there." "He really can fly..." "Get up." "Follow me." "Hey, up, up." " Hurry." " Give me a hand." "Grab hold of my leg!" " You've got strong legs." " Let go!" "Wow!" "Nice stone carvings." "You have no idea how many stories they tell." "I didn't come this far on my last expedition." "Jack!" "The stone coffin's just floating there." "Zoom in and see if it's suspended by wire." "I'm working on it already." "Jack, there's a sword beside the coffin." "I can see it." "I think the inscription records his deeds." "Mission to Qin?" "This prince once brought treasures and women to Qin." "The Qin Emperor gifted him one of his concubines, but he picked the Emperor's favourite." "The Emperor reneged and gave him her painting instead, as well as the Qin Star Gem in apology." "The prince even fought a bout with Qin's greatest warrior, and exchanged sword with him." " Hey!" "Don't!" " What?" "Jack!" "Are you all right?" "What did you just move?" "I've never seen stones like these." "I want some for research." "I told you not to steal anything!" "I was going to return it afterwards." "It almost costs me my life!" "How come the coffin fell as soon as pulled it out?" "His Majesty commanded me... to paint a portrait of Concubine Li as a gift to the Prince of Dasar." "Without a smile, how can I paint?" "I've not seen her smile since she arrived." "General Meng." "Excellent!" "That's the smile!" "Jack!" "Stop dreaming!" "I hear footsteps." "Quick!" "Lift it up!" "Why don't you ask them to help?" "Jack!" "Help me!" "Hey!" "Let go!" "Who are you?" "Why come and desecrate our sacred temple?" "What do you gain by this?" "I just came in to look for something," "I didn't mean to wreck the coffin, it was an accident." "Sorry." "Are you all right?" "I was apologising." "How was I to know?" "I was just trying to help." "Let's go!" "Told you not to steal." "It's for protection." "Let's go Jack!" "Look, I took the painting for you as well." "What?" "Run." "Get them!" "Jack." "Wait." "Come on." "Get up." "Let's go." "Get him, get them all!" "Jack!" "Didn't you say you had backup?" "All I see are monkeys!" "You get on board first." "Jack!" "Pick up some stones!" "It's too dangerous, we have to leave now" "Come on!" "Jack!" " Fly a bit lower!" " No!" "We are hit." "We must go." "Come on up!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Go and catch him!" "Thank God!" "Concubine Li!" "Concubine Li..." "Your Highness, forgive my lapse in your protection." "Halt!" "Lay down your sword, or I'll kill her." "Don't!" "If only one can live, I'd rather it be you." "Drop it!" "General!" "General Meng Yi!" "Don't help me..." "I'm beneath your station." "Why do you risk your life for me?" "A blade is forged to drink the blood of enemies." "I am like a blade, destined to fight for His Majesty, and die for my country." "You are now Concubine Li of Qin." "Protecting you is my duty." "Your Highness has suffered a fright." "With you beside me, I'm not afraid of anything." "We cannot stay here." "We must leave quickly." "Lakchume... don't be naughty." "Good boy, good boy Lakchume" "Lakchume?" "Where are you going?" "Oh my god." "It's a body." "Lakchume, hurry up." "Lakchume, pick up the body." "Easy, easy..." "Be careful... be careful, good boy." "How are you feeling now?" "Much better." "Thank you." "How did I get here?" "You were injured very badly, the flow of the river brought you here." " Where's my.." " Sword?" "Come with me." "This way." "What's this place?" "This is the birthplace of the Dasar martial arts." "It has a history of 3,000 years." "My uncle, he is a master of the 275th generation." "There he is." "I heard you made the news in Dasar." "I am so sorry to have caused so much trouble." "You wrecked the coffin of a Dasar King!" "But you also broke the 2,000 year old myth of Dasar." "For generations now, the locals don't understand spiritual training." "All they understand is to genuflect before those levitating holy men." "Today they have learnt at least one thing - spiritua training is not about raising your head and looking up, it is about lowering your head and learn humility and honesty." "Young man, I know why you came." "This is no ordinary sword." "Is it yours?" "Guothum." "The sword is not mine, and I didn't come to fight." "I just came to find some answers." "Fight for your answers." "Young man..." "Young man" "Now do you have the answer in your heart?" "You can become one with your sword!" "It must be a bond from lifetimes ago." "Master, do you believe in past lives?" "Which life is a past life;" "and which life is present life?" "What is an illusion, and what is real?" "I always dream of an ancient general and a princess," "I don t know if this has anything to do with me." "And I don't even know if the things in my dream really happened." "Yesterday I saw the picture of the princess inside a tomb." "This is the first time my dream was reflected in reality." "Master, I am really confused." "A dream may seem amazing and without reason, but it can explain reality." "Dreams are made of your imagination and creativity, and your memories of reality." "That's why they seem so imaginary and yet so real." "Because you always dream of one person, it could be a sign that... the memories locked deep into your heart are getting released." "Memories?" "What should I do?" "Who is he?" "What's he trying to tell me?" "Only you can find the answer you need." "Meng Yi..." "General Meng Yi!" "General, come in." "Meng Yi..." "Meng Yi?" "General Meng Yi?" "You promised to protect me." "You can't die" "Meng Yi?" "Meng Yi?" "Meng Yi..." "I have nothing left in this world, not even a relative." "Please don't abandon me!" "I have nothing left but you." "Please don't leave me alone!" "General Meng Yi." "Over here, quickly." "This is the first time I've felt so free." "No courtly rites and regulations." "What a beautiful feeling!" "This is the first time I've seen Your Highness smile." "Why don't you look at me?" "Your humble servant does not dare." "Don't say such things." "Don't take away this feeling..." "I'll stop calling you General." "How's that, Meng Yi?" "I want to dance." "Shall I dance for you?" "No, Your Highness." "You must not." "In this world, only the Emperor himself may watch." "This is a dance for you alone." "Please, Your Highness." "We have reached the Great Wall." "This is entirely our realm." "Our capital Xianyang is just over the hill." "You are now safe, Concubine Li." "I have accomplished my mission finally." "No!" "I don't want to go to Xianyang." "Take me away!" "Take me anywhere!" "I only want to be with you!" "I don't want to marry the Emperor!" "Why did we struggle to stay alive, just to become slaves to destiny?" "When will we ever be free?" "Not until the day we die?" "Ok Soo..." "Concubine Li..." "Your Highness, please calm down." "Don't forget your own mission." "You must live for the sake of your people." "Only with life is there hope." "Promise me, you must live!" "You would have me live in such agony?" "Very well." "I promise you!" "I'll live for you!" "Jack!" "The police are after you!" " What?" " That's him!" "We have to get out of here, come here, come with me." "Come with me!" "Jack!" "Put it down!" "Put it down!" "Oh my God!" "Let's go!" "This way." "Why are you helping him?" "Did you help him to break into the temple?" "You!" "Freeze!" "Wow what?" "Wow means you are very good." "This way Jack!" "Don't jump!" "No!" "No what?" "Never mind." "What are you doing?" "Helping you." "Jack." "Jack." "Jack, help me!" "Jack, help me!" "Jack, help me!" "Give me your hands!" "Jump!" "Come on!" "Wait!" "What?" "Sorry." "Let's go!" "Along the river for two days, it will take you to China." "Thank you so much." "Will I ever see you again?" "I will definitely come back to see you and your master." "Take care." "I'm levitating!" "We've examined it by every means from spectroscope to mri." "What is unbelievable is... that its atomic spectra... didn't remotely match any known material on Earth, including the spectra measured by the Icarus Project." "This particular spectra was in one of the last transmissions before the detector flew out of the solar system." "Mid-air coffee break!" "However, if the light emitted from the stone gets blocked, it would be functionless." "Maggie!" "Don't!" "Hello?" "Jack." "Our project has succeeded..." "Well, almost!" "What?" "It's a meteorite?" "From outside our Solar system?" "That's right." "We must now find the rest of them." "Where's the painting from the coffin?" "It's here with me." "I'm going to Xian." "Meet me there." "Bring the painting with you." "Good, bye for now." "I'm coming with you." "My initial assessment:" "it's forged around the Qin dynasty." "The scale-like surface material is found only in Qin-dynasty artifacts." "Looking at the design and decorations," "I'd say it belonged to a Qin general." "This is a national treasure!" "Be careful." "What are you doing?" "The sword is ours!" "Jack has bequeathed it to our museum." "Our foundation financed this project." "Anything found should belong to the foundation." "How can you donate the sword to the museum?" "The sword's a Grade One national relic." "It belongs to all of humanity." "It's only right we return it to the world via the museum." "Anyway, what's key to the project are the meteorites." "These two artifacts have nothing to do with them." "Before my experiments draw a conclusion, anything may prove to be a critical link." "How can you prejudge it by saying otherwise?" "My experiments will benefit all mankind." "Artifacts are old, dead things." "They have no life, no future!" "What science is concerned with is precisely the future." "Fine, if that's what you say, then how come these 2,000 year-old artifacts are so important to you?" "I risked my life for that sword!" "That was me!" "OK!" "In that case, when I find the meteorites, you'll still give them away?" "Yes." "As long as it's someone else's artifacts, I'll return them." "No one can plunder relics from someone else's country and put them in their own museums." "They call it 'safe-keeping' but it's theft." "It's despicable behaviour." "So what are we going to do now?" "What can l do?" "William." "Do you want to meet your sponsor for the last 10 years?" "Of course!" "But he doesn't want to see me!" "I'll bring you to him now." "Right now?" "Come with me." "I'll return these relics to Dasar for you." "Thank you." "Professor Koo?" "It's you?" "It's been years since I was a professor." "Mr Koo, you've been funding my work all these years?" "That's right." "I had my eye on you even before you graduated." "Maggie, cancel my contract with the foundation." "I won't accept sponsorship from a tomb-raiding 'archaeologist'!" "And you and Jack weren't raiding tombs in Dasar?" "I've unearthed many treasures in my lifetime, but the best ones I found are you and Jack." "Don't you hate him?" "No." "Even if he has hurt me deeply." "So what do you want from me?" "Stay with Jack." "Enlighten him." "He'll make you the world's greatest scientist." "Isn't that your life's dream?" "The 36th year of the Emperor's reign." "Star fell on eastern province, turned to stone on Earth." "The meteorite was engraved with a curse on the Emperor." "So the Emperor tried to kill everyone around him... to keep the secret of the meteorite." "Look!" "General Nangong's returned." "Out of the way." "Report to the General at once!" "How is my father?" "How is His Majesty?" "Report!" "General Nangong has returned with important intelligence." "Well, how is His Majesty?" "His Majesty's..." "General, the lmmortal Pill is ready." "On his way back with it, General Xu was ambushed by rebels." "Prepare the troops for departure." "Yes, sir." " Fresh horses!" " Yes sir!" "If word gets out, your whole clan will be executed!" "Your servant wouldn't dare!" "Please tell the Chancellor," "I don't know anything." "I'll never tell!" "I... don't know anything." "Please assure the Chancellor..." "Father had too many people around him." "I fear for our plans." "The concubines are ready to be entombed with him." "Your Majesty, the lmmortal Pill is ready, but was taken in a rebel ambush." "Your servant begs leave to go retrieve it forthwith!" "General Meng, your duty is His Majesty's safety." "You should stay... action is most urgent!" "I await His Majesty's decree." "His Majesty commands General Meng... to retrieve the pill!" "As ordered!" "Wait!" "His Majesty has few troops in his entourage." "If you go all out for the pill, and the rebels strike," "I fear for His Majesty's safety." "In that case I'll only take the Light Cavalry." "I won't tell!" "His Majesty still needs treatment." "Let me try once more!" "General Meng Yi!" "Farewell, Your Highness." "You must come back!" "The Pill can save His Majesty's life, and therefore yours too." "Yi swears, my heart is yours forever." "I await your return." "Attention, soldiers of the Meng clan!" "Those with aged parents are excused!" "The only sons are excused!" "Husbands and fathers are excused!" "Those who are excused guard the camp!" "The rest of you, mount!" "General!" "How many years have we shared our honour?" "Why can we not live and die together now?" "Nangong Yan swears to follow you even unto death!" "We swear to follow the General!" "..." "I have orders from the Chancellor to take the Pill." "Failure to hand it over is disobedience, Xu Gui!" "I can only give the Pill to General Meng, but no one else." "The Chancellor bears His Majesty's word." "Obey or die!" "Prepare to attack!" "Prepare to attack!" "Defences!" "Ready archers!" "Shoot!" "Charge!" "Attack!" "Zhao Kuang, His Majesty orders!" "Yield at once!" "You dare fake an lmperial Decree?" "General Meng?" "Leave none alive!" "General Zhao, General Meng comes with an imperial Decree!" "Why do you disobey?" "Your disobedience in the field will be punished!" "Attack!" "Soidiers at the back!" "No one moves without my orders!" "Attack!" "Xu Gui!" " General Meng!" " Meng Jie?" "The Chancellor wants you dead." "Behind my troops is the only way out." "General, there's no time." "You go with Meng Jie" "I'll hold them off." "Go!" "After them!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "My bow!" "Out of the way!" "Everyone out of the way!" "Go Hurry!" "Go!" "Black Wind!" "Archers, ready!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "General!" "Take the Pill and go!" "General!" "The Pill must reach the Emperor!" "Protect Concubine Li!" "General!" "Farewell!" "Go!" "Black Wind, you have done your duty." "Jack." "Sorry." "You were right." "Those relics should be returned." "I made you something." "I hope you like it." "Thank you." "I looked up the geographical data within 500 miles of Xian." "You once told me your dreams of waterfalls and tunnels." "I hope this will help." "How far is this waterfall from Mount Li?" "About 200 kilometers." "Sensors indicate a huge cave behind the waterfall." "There were many rainstorms one year, and the cave never reappeared since." " Thank you." " Good-bye" "Jack, there's a cave behind the waterfall, and a huge opening behind the cave." "That's right." "A dozen years ago there was a drought." "The water dried up." "The cave behind the waterfall appeared, and a fool hardy villager climbed in." "Then it started to rain, water quickly concealed the entrance again." "The villager was never seen again." "What do you plan to do?" "I'm going into the waterfall." "How?" "Get flushed in." "You crazy?" "That's very dangerous." "You don't even know if your dream is real!" "Sure!" "I don't know if it's real or not, or who the person in the dream is to me." "But I can feel her love." "So you're saying unless you unravel this dream, you'll never be at peace." "What a blessed place." "Wind, water, all the elements are in place." "Jack, only you could have brought me here." "William, do you copy?" "Loud and clear, Jack." "I can see you." "I'll contact you as soon as I'm in." "But if..." "No ifs and buts." "I'll be waiting to hear from you." "I'll be in touch." "Don't worry." "Whether it's brain or brawn, he's your superior." "Jack, what's happening?" "Jack..." "Are you all right?" "My ass hurts." "William, I see an opening... with man-made designs." "Like the sketches you drew?" "I'll see if I can get inside." "Contact you later." "Get ready to begin." "Now!" "Meng Yi." "You've finally returned!" "I am your Ok Soo." "You've finally come!" "Ok Soo..." "It's really you?" "You were really waiting for me!" "Am I dreaming?" "I promised I'd live for you!" "I've kept my word." "You kept yours too." "You've really returned!" "Jack!" "Jack, thank you!" "Without you, this secret will stay buried for another eternity!" "This place is exactly like Jack's dream!" "I can't explain it scientifically." "There are many things in this world... that science can't explain." "This cavern stays warm the year round." "It's shut off from the world, but air flows freely." "They made massive constructions at Mount Li, but dug a 100 mile tunnel to build the mausoleum here." "Brilliant!" "A masterstroke of deception!" "But where is the entrance to the mausoleum?" "Your Highness!" "Beware!" "Stop!" "General Nangong!" "He's Meng Yi!" "General Meng!" "Impossible!" "He can't be General Meng!" "No warrior is General Meng's match!" "How can he be him?" "He really is General Meng!" "There's no mistake!" "You really are the General?" "Greetings to the General!" "Sir, I have followed your order to protect Concubine Li pending your return." "Mr Koo..." "Great work, Mr Koo!" "You've discovered the secret of levitation." "Weightlessness carries grave dangers." "If we lose traction and float off, we'll be adrift forever, and turn into living fossils." "Hold on!" "After I left you that day, I returned with the Pill." "His Majesty was barely alive, but Zhao Gao doubted the Pill's veracity." "He ordered me to personally test it." "Chancellor Li said... it was our honour to test the Pill for the Emperor, and forced me to take it too." "And so, those who wanted to live didn't, and those who wished to die can never do so." "General, what happened that day after I left?" "That day, after I gave you the Pill..." "Black Wind, you have done your duty." "Fighting by your side today has been Xu Gui's greatest honour in life." "I take my leave..." "Halt!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Surrender, General!" "Surrender, General!" "No, never..." "I won't believe it." "If General Meng fell in battle... then who are you?" "I am..." "Everything is as I expected." "Life after death... ..troops in an eternal vigil..." "I've found you at last!" "Who'd have thought, the Qin Emperor would use the meteorite to create a weightless world?" "General, did you bring troops?" "No." "Wait for me here." "Careful." "Who dares to intrude the mausoleum?" "A Qin-dynasty man?" "Immortal?" "!" "Jack!" "Are you all right?" "William!" "You conned me from day one." "You've been working for him all along!" "I..." "Jack, I told you before." "Greed is human nature, and desire for knowledge drives us." "I merely made use of William's greed, and your desire for knowledge." "And now my life's work is complete!" "When you turned me in, I told myself, one day you'll make it up to me." "Jack, all I want is to take some stuff back for experiments." "My discoveries will benefit the world." "I'll become the greatest scientist of the century!" "No one can take anything from here." "This is a part of history." "It should stay buried forever!" "Without you, I couldn't have solved this maze... in several lifetimes!" "Professor!" "Scoundrel!" "How dare you defile the mausoleum?" "The penalty is death!" "Nangong Yan!" "Careful!" "Don't shoot!" "I want him alive!" "Take care of Ok Soo." "Where's the Immortality Pill?" "Tel me." "Halt!" "General Nangong!" ""When the dragon pearl moves, annihilation ensues"." "Pull me in." "Quick, give me a hand." "General Nangong!" "Concubine Li!" "Run!" "Give me your hand!" "Quick!" "Use your legs." "Right, your legs." "Pull me in." "A Qin-dynasty Deputy Imperial General!" "Tel me!" "Where's the Immortality Pill?" "Where's the Qin Emperor's sarcophagus?" "It must be in the Celestial Palace." "Take me there!" "Take me there!" "Stay where you are!" "Don't you dare try to steal anything... or take her away!" "That depends on whether you can stop me." "Don't worry." "I won't let anyone hurt you." "Jack!" "Help me!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Ok Soo, I'll take you away from here." "Let's go." "Jack..." "William!" " William!" " Help me!" "Hang on to me!" "I only do scientific research," "I'm no tomb raider!" "You must get out no matter what, and finish my research!" "Jack." "Jack, are we still friends?" "Jack..." "You really aren't Meng Yi?" "No, I'm not..." "Whether I'm Meng Yi or not doesn't matter now." "What's important is that we leave here at once!" "You're not Meng Yi." "I'm not leaving." "I'll await Meng Yi's return." "Ok Soo, hurry!" "There's no time!" "No!" "He's not dead!" "I'll wait for him!" "Ok Soo!" "Ok Soo!" "At last!" "Immortality!" "Six months later."

"From birth, we hit the ground running." "Put one foot in front of the other and anything's possible." "That's all bullshit." "The truth is from evolution to revolution, things hardly ever change gradually." "They change suddenly in great leaps." "For those who understand this, life is a constant search for the next big jump." "For the rest of us, all that jumping seems kinda stupid." "Are you mad at me?" " Beside myself." " Give it to me." "Both barrels." "You don't mess with fate, peanut." "There's no discussions." "Life's done, it's done." " I know that." " You of all people should know that." "I have to go to work." " Wanna talk?" " I don't wanna talk." " Have some French fries." " They're cold." "I gotta go." "That's when it occurred to me." "I really didn't have any friends." "I just had co-workers." "And I really wanted a friend." "As a young undead woman out on my own in the world, where would I find that friend?" "Maybe at my day job." "Maybe at Happy Time." "Maybe Delores wasn't just my co-worker." "Maybe she could be my friend." "Hi!" "How's the little engine that could?" "Or not." " I'm almost finished." " Wonderful." "The embossed binders are in a white box by my desk." "We'll do the cover page last." "Gayle's making changes." " Did you know she's colour-blind?" " No." " That's unusual for girls." " Really?" "Sure." "My sister's colour-blind." "Everyone made such a fuss because it's so rare." "But she's a little masculine so we weren't surprised." "Has a wispy little moustache." "She sounds pretty." "Do you have a sister, Millie?" "I know George has a sister." "Had a sister." "But does Millie?" " I didn't mean to stump you." " I pulled something outta my ass." "I have an older brother." "His name is Luke." "He's a jet pilot." "He bombed the crap out of Baghdad." " A jet pilot?" " And in that instant I invented Millie." " I had no idea." " Neither did I." "OK, back to work." "We'll have to save this for a latte one of these mornings." "Millie." "Have you ever kept a scrapbook?" "Uh..." "No." " You all know Millie?" " Hi, Millie." " Hi, Millie." " Hi." "She's getting her feet wet with the whole Excel system." " We all know how that can be." " Are you going on the Excel retreat?" "I'm keeping my fingers crossed." "Am I going?" "No." "We've had a bad experience with one of the tutorial staff." "What was her name?" "Diane something?" " Farber..." "Farmer." "Wilson!" " I've blocked it out." "She was a big C U Next Tuesday." "Gayle." "I think she was just in an unhappy place." "Anyway, so welcome to our little scrapbook circle." "The lengths I go to for free food." "You wanna make sure and use acid-free stickers, especially on your friendship pages." "That's good to know." "This is my work-related scrapbook." "My first pay stub." "And the sparkling cider label from Harry V's cake lunch." "This is my work-related scrapbook." "These are bone fragments I found next to an exploded high-voltage transformer." "And this is from that nuclear-reactor incident." "I think it's a testicle." "I recommend not skimping on border paper." "Will you start a scrapbook?" "I could have tried to see the thrill in cataloguing artefacts and laminating memories, but that wouldn't be me." "I would, but I'm having one of those heavy-flow days." " Red is my favourite." " Could Betty be a friend?" "You're talking about the wax, not the cheese?" "Half the fun is taking the wax off the cheese." "It's kind of like taking off a man's clothes." " I wouldn't know." " Oh, so much fun." "You're beautiful." "You do know that?" " Definitely a friend." " It's true." "OK." "I like your ring." "I saw it in the village in 19277." "My boy bought it for me." "Wow." "No guy's ever bought me anything." " Isn't she beautiful?" " Are you prostitutes?" " No." " Then why are you talking to me?" "You've got a worldly quality, a certainje ne sais quoi." " Say what?" " You're Chuck, right?" " What kind of car do you drive?" " Convertible." "We used to call them breezers." "Isn't that cute?" " Is it a red convertible?" " Yeah." "I thought you might." "I don't get it." "Who are you?" "Somehow he'd convinced himself we were a pair of black widows out to mate and kill." "He should have been worrying about the nest of poisonous spiders in his closet." " I forgot to tell you." "I found out who Millie is." " Oh, yeah?" "Hello?" "How come I can't get a glass of water?" " Because you're history." " Millie has an older brother, Luke." " He's a jet pilot." "He's cool." " Are you close?" "Yeah." "At least, I think I am." " Does he drive a breezer?" " Absolutely." "He's a jet pilot." " He loves speed." " Mmm, sounds hot." " What car does Millie drive?" " She doesn't have a car." "She hitches." "Looks like someone fell over in the street." "Honey, that's you." "Betty got excited about the littlest things." "Being undead made her more alive than any living person I know." "But nothing surprised her." " How's the water?" " Chilly." "It woke me right up." "He's not interested in taking the leap." "Terrible when a man's lily-livered, isn't it?" "So unattractive." " That's a little high." " Bigger splash from up there." "Is that a fact?" "Aren't you a friend of the frotteurist at the picnic rubbing himself on people?" " I met him at the dessert table." " I didn't see a dessert table." "Then get your peepers checked." "He cupped my buttocks reaching for the blueberry buckle." " Probably figured that I didn't notice." " He calls that soul popping." "I think you should keep better company." " I apologise on his behalf." " That's sweet." "But he should take responsibility for his actions." " Couldn't agree more." " Then I expect a formal apology." " March your friend down here." " He's already gone." " Where'd he go?" " Got a promotion, I guess." "He's gone." "If it's any comfort at all, yours was the last tush he'll grab." " Where are you headed?" " I'm going again." " You like falling?" " Not the falling." "It's the jumping." "It'd be better if it weren't for the falling." "Falling's easy." "You just fall." "Jumping requires strength of will." " Not on a plank." " That isn't your choice." "If it is, it's the best feeling in the world." " And you don't care where you land?" " Like falling, you just land." " You're a force of nature." " Try jumping." "It's the greatest feeling in the world." "Oh, no." "She's wearing my bathing suit." "And that's how Betty learned sometimes jumping is your last feeling in the world." "I miss Chuck." "Why do you take people's Polaroids right before you pop their souls?" "I was looking for a signature, to get away from the cloak and sickle thing." "I've got a sack of convertible people." " A whole sack?" " I've got lots of sacks." " Helps me keep track." " Really?" "Everyone in their place." " What sack are you in?" " I'm a jumper." "No sack can hold me." "OK." "Happy thoughts." "My face gets sore if I smile too much." "Do it anyway." "Maybe Betty was right." "Maybe there is a place for everything." "Maybe everything is in its place." "But what if you've seen all the places and everything's already in its place and you still can't sit still?" "This one is for the little, hard, reusable ones that look like a nipple." "This one frequency-wipes those electronic jobbies inside the packages." " Going shopping?" " She is." "Do you want me to pick you up a V-neck?" "I'm OK." "But you see something that screams me, pick it up." " Heard about the big dust cloud?" " What dust cloud?" "Five miles wide, two miles high." "Boating over China, wiping out everything in its path." "The dust is so thick it's blocking out the sun, taking paint off of cars and flesh off of cows." "Flesh off cows." "Thousands of little yellow people keeling over in the streets." " Little yellow people?" " You been talking to Gary?" "Yeah." "What'd I tell you about talking to Gary?" " He's full of shit." " No dust cloud." "No dead yellow people." "Maybe not." "Too bad." "Trip to the Orient would've been nice." "I love dim sum." "I've been to Bali." "Three volcanoes, one typhoon." "Incredible devastation." "Beautiful black-sand beaches." "Do I ever get to go anywhere?" "I'll take you to Pamplona." "Work those early-morning bull runs." "I could do that, except do they have late-morning or early-afternoon bull runs?" "We usually take the soul in the AM." "Rest of the day is sangria and sunshine." "The dead are very laid-back in Spain." "It's a nice gig." "Do we ever take non-working vacations, you know, where no one dies?" " Everyone throw in." "Except you." " He ate my fruit." "Not just the cantaloupe." "The strawberries too." "Well, you did." "Actually, about a dollar's worth." "You want me to give you a dollar?" "That's why I said you ate a whole dollar's worth." "Rube, how am I meant to get all the way out to East Bumblefuck?" " You got a bus pass." " You could tell me the right line." "Get a schedule." "I could use a ride home." "You got two good legs, peanut." "Use 'em." "I'll take you." "She's just a kid." "Do you have to be such an asshole?" "Come on." "Hm?" "No, never heard of it." "I'm sorry." "Recorded in '33." "Or '34." "I can't recall." "Practically a national anthem." "No more tea for you." " Why'd you pour me a cup?" " I didn't." "I poured me a cup." " Where's your sugar?" " Sugar's in the sugar bowl." "That's my cup." "I'm the only one drinks out of that cup." "Rinse it out and put it back where you found it." "It's not like you can use it any more." "I got other cups for guests." "I also sang with Les Brown and his Band of Renown." "You can have that cup." "I hate that cat." "If I had a cat like that, I'd sell it to a Vietnamese restaurant." " You know Les Brown?" " No." "Les told me I could do anything on that stage as long as I was singing." "Such a kind heart." "Except when he was working with Red Nichols." "But Red could be a real cocksucker, especially when he was parading around with his ass in the air like a baboon presenting." "I never had time for him." "Are these valuable?" " I painted those." " Pity." "I buried three dogs in those woods." "Coyotes dug up the first two." " Hi." " Hi." "How do you know who goes where?" "I look at the picture and then a light bulb goes off in my stomach." " Gut reaction?" " Bingo." "Do you know what people are in what sack?" " Of course I do." "I put them there." " God, you're like my mother." " Millie's or yours?" " Mine." "Ooh." "But Millie has a brother." "A race-car driver, a jet pilot." " He is." "He almost won the Indy 500." " Ooh." " Do you have any brothers or sisters?" " Mm-mm." "Just cousins." "What about your other identities or whatever you call it?" "Like Theresa?" "Theresa and Sandy." "All my alter egos were only children." "It's just easier to remember that way." " You were a Sandy?" " I loved being Sandy." " She was a pistol." " How many girls have you been?" "Three." "No, four." "Maxine, Candice, Sandy and Theresa." "Every few decades you gotta shake things up a bit or folks get suspicious." "Don't you ever wanna shake things up?" "I feel pretty shaken up most of the time anyway." " Do you want me to call anybody?" " And say what?" " I could report a strange smell." " If anyone cared, they'd come look." "I don't feel the need to make it easy for 'em." "Good." "Neither do I." "What you could do is leave the back door open and let the coyotes eat me." "That'd make 'em think." " I'd feel shit if coyotes ate my mum." " Damn right." "'Cause you're a good boy." "Oh, my God." "My dad used to listen to Louis Prima." "I worked with Louis." "It was at Frank Delaney's Terrace Room." " That's in Newark." "Ever been?" " Can't say I have." "It's a toilet." "But Louis had such a distinctive voice." "Rub you all wrong and it'd rub you all right." "He was something else." " Is this collectable?" " I was raised on that washing powder." "Those are the Gold Dust twins." "Aren't they just the cutest little jigaboos?" "Aren't you quite the racist!" "I even named a couple of dogs after 'em." "They're the ones the coyotes dug up." "You got lots of money anywhere?" " Sit down." " OK." "Close your eyes." "All right." "What people?" "What sack?" "Reiterator people." "They're inauthentic." "They have no idea who they are." "They steal people's thoughts, convinced they said it first." "Almost all of them have really greasy hair." "Why can't people be more different?" "There's a finite number of personalities and I have met them all." "Why did you bring all these sacks over?" "To illustrate my point." " Which is what?" " People are not snowflakes." "And I needed to clear out some room in my closet." "You don't mind, do you?" "I'd like to think Betty was wrong." "People couldn't be clumped together in sacks and shoeboxes." "But after spending time at work, I started to think maybe they could." "Maybe people weren't that different from one another." "Hi, Millie." "Working hard or hardly working?" "Sacks and shoeboxes might not be such a bad idea." "For everything you love or hate, there are hundreds and thousands of people who love or hate the same thing." "I'm a cat person, Millie." "Let me show you a picture of Murray." "He's 15 years old." "His bladder's going." "Poor thing pissed on the drapes yesterday." "I just love him." "Meow!" "Meow!" "That's why God made support groups." "But there's no support group for everything." "I hate her!" "What a bitch!" "Who does she think she is?" "It's hard enough without somebody riding my ass every second of every goddamn day!" "No cure, no quick fix." "One way or another, you find your sack, crawl inside..." "Amber just got a wax." "Five bucks says she'll show Raoul by the end of business." ".. and make the most of it." "You're on." "You're pushing too hard." "Just the one stroke on the F." "You lifted the goddamn pen." "And that N, it looks like an M. There's no M in Florence." "No wonder your children don't visit you." "You want my Social Security cheques or not?" "Why is it taking so long?" "I don't know." "Maybe there's a few synapses in there still firing." "Am I cold?" "Go check and see if I'm cold." "No, you're not really cold." "You're not warm either." "Kind of like a room temperature, like a soft Brie." "Hey." "You'll know when it happens." "It gets bright." "You see something nice." "What do you mean, something nice?" "Come on." "Well, you see something nice that you wanna see." "It's all about you and what you want." " What'd you see when you died?" " I'm not officially dead." "I didn't cross over, so I didn't get a big light show, you know." "It doesn't mean I don't have to watch everybody else's." "And they're not always pretty, believe me." "One bloke climbed right back inside his mother before my very eyes." "Jesus Christ, fella!" "Cut the..." "Jesus!" "As Mason was making friends, I was fending off co-workers." "Hi." "Michael and I were thinking of driving to the outlets at lunch." "I hear there's a stationery store you have to see to believe." " That sounds like fun." " You can come with." "I would, but I'm one month sober today, so my sponsor's taking me to the park to fly kites." "Oh." "I used to have a kite." "Shaped like a dragon." "I'll meet you in front of the elevators on P2." "I am... so proud of you." "I look at you... .. and my heart swells with such pride." "I act like I have it all together, but I am no stranger to adversity." "I went through a rough patch at your age." "It was the '80s and everyone was doing so much cocaine." "We called it blow." "I prayed for something, anything, to prevent more words coming out of Delores's mouth." "May I help you?" " Ready?" " Anything but this." "You're supposed to be downstairs." "Hi." "I'm Delores Herbig, as in her big brown eyes." "Nice to meet you and your big brown eyes." " Are you Millie's sponsor?" " Yes." "We're on our way to the park to fly kites." " You said that." " These communal?" "Think of them as a well-deserved reward." "It's wonderful to be a shepherd to a young person." "I myself am very happy to be Millie's shepherd from nine to five." " How's Millie working out for you?" " Wonderful." "She's very industrious." " Really?" " Absolutely." "Doesn't give you any lip, does what she's told or you gotta give her an occasional time-out?" " She's an angel." " This Millie here?" "She said I'm an angel." "Drop it." " That's great." " Can we go now?" "Do not touch your hair." "Promise me you won't touch your hair." "Say, "I promise that I will not touch my hair."" " I promise." " Let's go." " Bye." " Bye." "Today's the day MJ Bowers is gonna die." "If you're in the market for a Bowers soul, this was the place to be." "Nice day for a reunion." "Had to do it today, rain or shine." "Bowers coming in from all over." " Is that a fact?" " Even all the way from Miami." "Yeah?" "Well, you should have held it there." " You're not a Bowers, are you?" " No." "Just by marriage." " This sucks." " You're not by yourself." "I had to work the Macy's thanksgiving parade alone one year." "There was this travesty with a rogue Marmaduke balloon." "Let's work the crowd." "Look for high-risk factors and try not to alarm anybody." "OK." "Betty always seems to go a different way than everyone else." "It was mysterious and reassuring." "I wonder if she had a sack for mysterious and reassuring." "I'd put her picture in it." "Age and wisdom had no impact on her." "Just that strange light bulb that lived in her stomach." "Knowing that made my afterlife a little more comfortable." "Sorry." "MJ?" "MJ?" "MJ?" "Any of you folks MJ Bowers?" " Come on!" " Do it!" "Do it!" "You got her, Lou!" "MJ, buddy?" "She's a pit bull?" "They're real unstable." "They go nuts and kill people all the time." "Has your dog ever done that?" " Is your name MJ?" " What?" "My friend tells me go say hello to MJ." "She points to you." " Which friend?" " Pretty girl in the pant suit." "That one?" "I don't know her." "What'd she point at me for?" " Are you MJ Bowers?" " Who wants to know?" "We're all family." "I'm just asking your name." " I don't know you, sir." " Rube." "Hi." "How are you?" "I'm tired of fucking around." "Are you MJ Bowers or not?" "George!" "MJ." "You remember MJ?" "Hey." "That's not MJ." "I've got MJ." "Marvin James is stuck in the tube slide." "All the other children are piling in." "They're packed in like sausage meat." "There's a subtle distinction between an MJ Bowers and the MJ Bowers." "Comfortable and safe or mysterious and reassuring?" "It didn't matter either way, 'cause time was up." "Happy thoughts!" "Slow down!" "You stupid son of a bitch!" "I didn't see that one coming." "Then again, neither did he." "Either way, MJ Bowers ended up in a sack." "But Betty had a way with the dead." "A deadside manner, I guess." "The glass doesn't have to be half-empty." "Know how much reconstructive surgery you'd have if you'd survived?" "Lots." "Lots and lots." "Sure, it'd be worth it if you were still alive, but since you're not, it's just one less thing to worry about." "Aren't you supposed to help me send a message to my loved ones?" "I don't see Della Reese sitting at this table." "Look, you seem like a very nice man, but you can't expect us to drop a card in the mail every time somebody dies." " Why not?" " Postage." "It adds up." " This was my life?" " We don't get paid." " This is a public service." " Really?" "Yeah." "Stupid, huh?" "We should get paid, at least minimum wage." " Look who's Norma Rae." " My sister lives around the corner." " Write something on a napkin." " You don't wanna mess with her head." "People can't get notes from their dearly departed." "She'll go insane." "This goes double for you." "Tell her it's a note from Jesus, and Jesus says I'm OK." "Fine." "Jesus'll leave a note." "If he can walk on water, I guess he can write a note." "The curtain was coming down all over town." "And a dirge would play." "If this is Murray the dead cat, I'm so outta here." "Pay day." "And to celebrate your very first Happy Time pay cheque, Pay Day." "Get it?" "Allow me to pass on a helpful hint - that Pay Day label makes a great title page for your work scrapbook." " I'll keep that in mind." " Where's it going?" "Some new slingbacks?" "A blazer for work?" "This is usually where I start counting Delores's eyebrow hairs." "But then..." "I was thinking about a terrarium." "I have a frog with no place to live." "I started talking to her, and I wasn't just bullshitting." "I kind of didn't want her to leave." "I like to sock away 10% of every pay cheque." "Put the money someplace whimsical." "A brightly coloured cigar box is what works for me." " I call it my fun fund." " Fun fund?" "I go wild every once in a while, buy something frivolous, just for me." "It used to be the..." "Last month I bought the most adorable ashtray and I don't even smoke." "How's your cat?" "How's Murray?" "Oh, thank you for asking." "His bladder's not good." "Cashed in my first pay cheque today." "Bought a terrarium for my frog." " You got a frog?" " He followed me from the train wreck." "That's a lot of jumping." "I like jumping..." " Maybe you're frog people." " Maybe." "Or maybe I just can't sit still for too long." "In retrospect, that's the moment she decided to do it." "On the bar with you!" "I would like to thank you all for coming to my... birthday." "Some of you are beloved co-workers." "Some of you are lifelong friends." "But to me, you're all family." "I love you all, especially you, Maggie." "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be where I am today." "On top of a bar getting piss drunk!" "But, but, but... as much as I love you all, this day is not about you." "It's about me." "It's about what I want to do." "And you all know what I want to do." "Excuse me." "Have we met before?" "I think we might have a long, long time ago." "Happy thoughts." "Oh, no." "I know you were having fun in there." "Sorry you couldn't stay." "It might have been short, but I can't argue with the time I did have." " The cliffs of Dover." " Best thing about cliffs is jumping." "I'm not much for jumping." "I'm not much for landing either." "You don't have to worry about where you land." "Leap of faith?" "If you've been putting off a jump, just putting it off, sometimes the subtle things are what make you take the plunge." " Here." "Take my picture." " What?" " Take my picture." " Why?" "Happy thoughts." "For my beautiful young friend." "I love you, sweetie." " What are you doing?" " Trying to shake things up." " Piggyback ride." " We can't go where they're going!" "Open door's an invitation." "Gotta jump while the door's open!" "And just like that, she was gone." "We lead our lives, and when they end, sometimes we leave a little of ourselves behind." "Sometimes we leave money, a painting." "Sometimes we leave a kind word." "Jesus?" "And sometimes we leave an empty space." "Can't go where she went." "I know." "She was a pistol." "I don't understand." "Where did she go?" "She's coming back, right?" " I don't know." " God, I hate this." "Betty told me that Millie had an older brother." "No." "She had an older sister." "And she was fearless." "Yeah." "She was a real pistol." "Why do I keep losing all the things and people that I care about?" "That's what life is, peanut." "How does death deal with death?" "The same way the living do." "Trying to make sense of something that'll never quite make sense." "Don't be bashful." "I was a beginner once too." "Mysterious and reassuring." "Uh-huh." "All these people, they all have it." "Around their eyes, in their smile." "The reassuring part is... .. what lulls you into the sense that everything's gonna be fine and then, boom, they pull the rug out from underneath you." "That's the mystery part." "I'm gonna stop you right here." "Common rookie move in scrapbooking." "Turning them into photo albums." "The first thing they teach you about scrapbooks, rule number one, is that they are not photo albums." "Scrapbooking is an art form..." "When you can't make sense of someone leaving, you sometimes try to make sense of what they left behind." "And it makes it a whole lot easier when what they left you was beautiful."

"I'm Xavier, with an "X." I gotta live life while I can." "What does that mean?" "Humankind only has eight months and 12 days left on Earth." "You're serious?" "Yeah, the apocalypse is, um, nigh." "This is my apocalyst." "This is every last thing I want to do before things go kaput." "Previously on No Tomorrow..." "There's a big story here." "The math isn't your story." "This Xavier guy is." "So you just... you just want a... a hit piece?" "Tyra DeNeil Fields is the most popular astrophysicist in the world." "She's just the sort of person who could not only validate my theory, but alert the general public." "Can you toss this for me, please?" "I've decided to put all my money in space tourism." "Yeah!" "If that thing is coming, then I've got to find a way to stop it, because I want to spend a lifetime with you." "Choose carefully, we're getting close to the end." "Every move you make is crucial." "You're not getting into my head, Covington." "And that's... how it's done." "Okay." "Bollocks!" "How's it going?" "No matter how I simulate a solution... missile strike, solar sails, kinetic interceptors... the asteroid still comes crashing into Earth." "Well, you want to maybe switch gears for a bit?" "Our Iceland trip is in three days, and we have a ton to plan." "You know, hotels, landmarks we want to see, caribou rides we want to take." "I need to finish this test set, all right?" "Can we make plans to make plans tomorrow?" "Sure." "You know, I wanted you to start thinking about the future, and now you are." "Mwah." "I'll see you later." "Okay..." "Come on, miss, miss, miss." "Miss!" "No, no, no, no." "Aw, come on!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Cory Casey's here." "Apparently he's got some big, exciting news." "Salutations, Cybermart-ians of the Seattle branch." "I am so excited to be with you all on this beautiful Monday to share with you the news that you all are going on an amazing adventure!" "Whoo!" "Because we're... dissolving this branch of Cybermart, and absorbing its modest resources elsewhere." "All of you are being reassigned to other branches." "So pack up all those big bags of enthusiasm and all your personal belongings, 'cause you'll need to be out of here by the end of the week." "Branch reassignments are posted, and decisions are final, so... don't come and talk to me about it." "Adventure... awaits!" "You're reassigning me to Phoenix?" "That's close to the Sunset Crater volcano." "The government claims it's not gonna erupt, but I don't want to take that chance." "Detroit?" "I can't go to Michigan." "That state's shaped like a mitten." "It's way too adorable." "Tacoma!" "But th-that's..." "That's only 30 miles from here, actually.-." "But no, it's gonna add a solid 20 minutes to my commute." "40, if you count there and back." "But whatever, no, we have to fix this." "We can't just let them split us up." "I bet Deirdre can help us." "Well, this is troubling." "I cannot help you." "I was informed of the branch closing mere minutes before you." "I'm getting shipped off to Siberia." "What?" "!" "Siberia?" "Like, actual Russian Siberia?" "The village of Yakutsk." "You may know it by its nickname," ""the coldest city on Earth"?" "Anyway, Phoenix, Detroit, Yakutsk." "We're all getting rogered on this one." "Well... all except Evie." "The Getters Givers program has done so well that she's getting a title bump and a raise." " I am?" " Yes." "And they will expect you to hit the ground running, so your vacation will have to wait till next year." "Wait, really?" "Welcome to life as a manager." "I would like to be alone now." "Siberia?" "It's an undeniable blow to our recently reignited love fire." "I've tried long-distance before with the guitarist from Tonic during their '90s tour with Smash Mouth." "It didn't end well." "Distance is what tore my parents apart." "They both worked for my uncle's cruise line on different ships... bad deal." "And one of them always had norovirus." "A 41-hour plane ride will be a formidable sex moat." "In the beginning, we'll call each other every night." "Then it's every other night." "Soon, it's once a week." "Then the visits get further and further apart." "Eventually, we'll be visiting each other once a year in the summer." "There is no summer in Yakutsk." "There's only a fall and three winters." "This day is a real turd." "First, I burned a batch of Kopi Luwak at Murray's, and now we're out of Possum Puffs." "Hang on." "Hang on, hang on, hang on." "If we launch a shuttle with two ion-beam shepherds in exactly... 11 days..." "Moment of truth." "The suspense is killing me." "I've done it." "I've done it." "I've figured out a way to divert the asteroid." "I knew you could do it, cuz." "I always believed in you, man." "Let's go celebrate." "Can we check out that new fondue place, Cheese Louise?" "Celebrate?" "Are you kidding?" "We've got 11 days to save the world." "We don't have a moment to waste." "Right." "Cancel fondue." "Copy that." "What's our next move?" "We're gonna need a lot of money." "We can crowdfund it." "I'll start a campaign online." "How much money do you need?" "$1.5 billion." "That's a lot of dough." "It's a deep-dish pizza." "I figured I'd get accustomed to Midwestern cuisine." "They didn't have any funnel cakes or cheese curds, so..." "I still can't believe this." "There must be something we can do." "What if you all quit Cybermart and found new jobs in Tacoma?" "In this job market?" "I still have survivalist school loans." "Yeah, and if I was suddenly unemployed, it would send up a major red flag for the INS." "I can't risk Sofia's green card." "And I could never quit Cybermart." "It's the first and only place that recognized my innate gift for leadership." "I believe it is my destiny to replace Casey Cory in the event of his untimely death." "I can't give that up." "Even if it means losing something very meaningful and moving to a place one guide book described as "an unyielding landscape of frozen doom."" "We can't just let them fork us like this!" "This is my office, damn it!" "Evie, this is the cafeteria." "No, I mean, this is my community." "Well, we all feel like this is a community, but you know..." "The TV shows." "I always imagined that someday I'd have my own fun place full of lovable characters who know each other inside and out." "I always liked News Radio." "Look, Cory said the decisions were final." "There's nothing we can do." "Unless the Tacoma branch is magically struck by the plague, and our positions open up there, it's hopeless." "Wait." "Now, that is a good idea." "The plague!" "Not impossible, but releasing trained rats is never as simple as it seems." "Not the plague, the part about creating job openings at the Tacoma branch." "What if we find your counterparts there and convince them to quit?" "By making them think like they're gonna get the plague!" "Using their minds against them." "No." "Look, everyone has a secret passion, right?" "Something they've always wanted to pursue." "Well, if we can find out what that thing is for those three people, we can get them new jobs that involve those passions." "And then they'll quit." "And then we won't even have to mention the plague." "And then maybe we can stay together." "And they'll all achieve their dreams." "It's a win-win-win-win... win-win-win... win-win-win!" "I've got two killer T-shirt designs for the crowdfunding campaign." "Which one do you think?" "Your call, cuz." "Can you believe they just gave me the employee list for the Tacoma branch, just because I said" "I was bad with names?" "Ha." "I am great with names." "By the way, sorry, again, for pushing our Iceland trip." "Evie, it's all good." "I've got work to do anyway." "Right." "Back to it, then." "Scrooge you, Cory Casey." "I'm not letting some eccentric billionaire break up News Radio." "Wait a second." "A crazed billionaire involved in space tourism." "Evie, is there any chance you can get me a meeting with this guy?" "Get in line." "He was hard to pin down before he closed the Seattle branch." "Now he doesn't want to hear from anyone until everyone's been transferred." "Jesse, how much have we raised so far?" "Like, $74.12." "But minus the cost of these T-shirts, so, like, negative $11." "Well, I still have the money I made from the Nap Sack." "I can use that." "Use that for what?" "Thanks for the lift." "When I'm stressed, my driving gets a little erratic." "This reassignment got me all twisted." "I can't live in the desert." "You know, those hills have eyes." " Big, creepy eyes." " And...?" "And I can't lose Deirdre again." "There it is." "My only hope is that Evie's plan comes together..." "Okay." "You know what?" "Um..." "I would just really appreciate you not using the "E" word around me." "All my big top words have "E" in them." "Like, Easter, eagle... eagles." "Evie." "That "E" word." "I still believe that our timing will line up eventually, but for now, I just want to focus on my work, you know?" "Becoming a real force in the world of journalism." " Like Hunter S. Finger!" " What?" " Yeah!" " Aah!" " Watch out!" " Come on, come on," "Come on, come on." "But yes." "Exactly." "That's right, T-stop." "You've been wasting too much time getting mixed up with that Covington woman." "And that Xavier man." "Okay." "You know what?" "Let's just lose the "X" word, while we're at it." "I never want to hear that name ever again." "Xavier Holliday." "They want to run the story you wrote on him in next week's issue." "Yeah." "That was a hit piece." "So Marlo and I had an agreement that we weren't gonna run it." "Marlo's undercover in Honduras." "She won't be back for months." "I'm Talia Chevalier, the new editor in chief." "Marlo told me all about you." "She said you were "solid wood"" "and then she punched me hard in the thigh." "Do you have any idea what she meant by that?" "I..." "No." "Not really." "I loved your piece on this Xavier guy." "He is a model of the typical post-election American." "Totally terrified that the end of the world is coming via a fiery orange nightmare barreling straight toward us." "But we need a legitimate scientist to officially debunk his asteroid calculations." "Yeah." "It... it might be tough to find someone qualified on such short notice." "I have someone." "Tyra DeNeil Fields." "You..." "You know Tyra DeNeil Fields?" "Yeah." "I wrote a profile on her for Scientific American a few years back." "We've been friends ever since." "Wow." "Amazing." "This place looks completely different." "One vending machine, and two microwaves?" "This will take some getting used to." "All right." "Our objective is to seek out the other people who hold your jobs, uncover their true passions, and convince them to quit." "Won't people think it's weird if we're just wandering around, showing random interest in people's lives?" "Not to worry." "See, that's Craig." "He's head of HR." "I told him all four of us were shadowing for the week, to see how other branches work." "Deirdre, your target is Debbie Meyers, the Tacoma branch manager." "She has an affinity for sea otters, and her celebrity crush is Josh Groban." " John Grabun." " Kareema, you'll talk to the lead customer service rep, Carrie Batra." "For some reason, she's not on any social networking sites." "Cyberghost." "Cyberghost." "Hank and I will talk to Frank Buckman, quality control manager." "According to his profile page, he's into whittling and making his own salmon jerky." "I know a thing or two about both salmon jerky and interrogation techniques." "I'll be able to resist his resistance if he's resistant." "Okay." "We can do this." "I know it." "Okay." "News Radio on three." "No." "It's probably an overreach." "So..." "Totally." "I get it." "It's cool." "Thank you for sitting down with us," "Frank..." "Hey, Frank." "Hi." "Really wanted to give you this bag of salmon jerky." "Well, that would be swell..." "Yeah." "But my partner won't let me." "Wait." "That's not true." " What..." "Evie!" " What?" "What..." "I'm the good cop, you're the bad cop." "Why do I have to be the bad cop?" "Okay, fine." "We'll switch." "Okay." "Do you ever want to see your family again, Frank?" "Okay." "No." "Wait, wait." "Why are we doing good cop, bad cop?" "Okay, 'cause I'm trying to build a rapport with him so that he can divulge his innermost secrets to us." "Okay." "Why don't we just ask him?" "Fine." "We'll ask him." "Do you have a hobby or activity that you love, something you wish you could devote more of your life to?" "Well, actually, I do have a passion for candle making." "Candle making." "Yeah." "I started making them in the event of a power grid failure." "But then I just fell in love with the process." "You know, started adding scents." "This one's called Nature's Medley." "What-what part of nature?" "It's delightful!" "Well, take it with you." "I got a hundred of those babies at home." "I tried selling them, but no luck." "Artisanal candle market is a cutthroat business." "I don't think this is gonna work." "Sure it will." "His regular driver said Cory Casey will walk out of these doors at 9:26 a.m. exactly." "So..." "And he doesn't make eye contact, so he's not gonna even notice you're a different guy." "Is that the only intel you've got?" "I gave him all your Nap Sack money, but bribery rates have greatly outpaced inflation." "Plus, if things start going south with this dude, you always got this." "Horse tranquilizer?" "Yeah." "Better than chloroform." "You can slip those bad boys into anything... food, water, pillboxes." "Yeah." "Well, sell gold, buy latex." "And." "And tell Gigi and Bella" "I can't make it to Burning Man." "Right." "Well, I-I know they're gonna be disappointed, it's disappointing." "You're not the other guy." "No." "I'm the... new guy." "Nap Sack guy." "Yeah, well..." "I can explain that..." "No, no, no." "No need to explain." "That you had to get a job as a chauffeur because you blew all your money on something dumb." "Let's hope you're wrong." "So, we discovered Frank's passion, but I'm not sure how much help it's gonna be." "How did you guys do?" "I had a social interaction with Deborah, and I can say, unequivocally, the woman is a complete nightmare." "Hi!" "God!" "All right." "Um..." "Kareema, how'd it go with Carrie?" "Not great." "She might be a ninja." "Well." "Not the best first day, but we will keep at it." "Maybe this thing smells better lit." "Evie, I recognize your aim is noble, but I wonder if your plan might be unachievable." "She's right." "We only have a few more days left here." "I should be looking for leather bars in Detroit." "Come on, you guys." "We can't give up." "We've just had a few setbacks." "Man!" "That smells like the elephant room in the zoo." "I can't eat now." "You're not the only one." "I can't even stress eat around that thing." "If only I had that candle six years ago when I divorced Pete, or three years ago, when I divorced Pete." "I know how we can help Frank." "So I told Musk to stop thinking small." "Forget electric cars, how about electric streets?" "Hang..." "Hang on, I got to take this." "Hello?" "Hello." "I just..." "I just said hello." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Okay." "I think I just tushie-dialed myself." "Mr. Casey, I know that you're a very busy man, but I wonder if I could have just have a moment of your time..." "Aaron Dubonski!" "Doobey!" "Hey!" "Yeah, well, when you watch my new shuttle Loretta arc into the stratosphere, you'll wish you had come work for me, but no, no, no." "You got to impress your parents and pick NASA, right?" "Hey, Sack guy." "Turn down Winter Street, please." "My GPS says that Plymouth is faster." "Yeah, I appreciate your input, but I always take Winter." "Doobey, you want to hang on a second?" "Mr. Casey, look, I know you're a very busy man, but I have something to discuss that I think is gonna be of massive interest..." "Slow down." "Don't say another word." "Doobey, you still there?" "All right, so what is the budget over at NASA these days, is it $14?" "Hello, Ms. Fields, this is Timothy L. Finger from ImPropaganda." "Talia Chevalier suggested I reach out." "Why'd you say her name like that?" " What?" " Talia Chevalier." "You got a thing for her?" "What?" "No." "I..." "Um, I-I'm writing an article on a man who has a very controversial theory that falls within your area of expertise." "I was hoping you could just take a look at it." "Check the math." "Well, my schedule is pretty packed, but for Talia Chevalier," "I'll try to figure something out." "No promises." "And, Finger?" "Good luck." "She's a tough catch." "I'd like this lady to be fleshed out a little bit more." "We need to..." "This is promising." "I mean, it's almost too perfect." "The guy was talking to a friend of his at NASA today." "Then why beat around the bush, cuz?" "Just lock the doors and lay it on him." "No, what I need to do is ingratiate myself with him, gain his trust." "That way he'll want to listen to me." "This house is the key to it all." "Hi." "Um, my name's Xavier Holliday." "I was..." "I was wondering if you know Cory Casey?" "Is she an Alpha Pi?" "Um..." "No, more like an alpha guy." "Dude, these pizza bagels are cold!" "I got to go." "Good luck finding that chick." "It's 'cause you didn't preheat the oven!" "You got to pre-heat the oven!" "I don't know about you, but now I'm craving pizza bagels." "Yep." "Dude." "Loretta." "Loretta." "Dude." "Cory Casey's naming his new space shuttle Loretta." "This can't be a coincidence." "Your passion is candle making, right, Frank?" "Yeah." "Unfortunately, your candles smell like a Dumpster filled with other, smaller, but equally pungent Dumpsters." "Luckily, there's a beneficial side effect." "It kills your appetite." "So, we decided to use that as a selling tool." "Diet Candles!" ""The candles that melt..." "away fat!"" "I built the site last night." "You already have 186 preorders at 20 bucks a pop." "A hundred and eighty six?" "If I keep this pace up," "I'd make more than I do here." "I could... " " Follow your passion full-time?" "And quit my job and start my own business." "Well, one down, two to go." "Boo... yah." "Okay, we got Hank a spot, so we're down to two targets." "Hey, Craig." "Just over here shadowing." "Loving it." "Learning so much." "Getting a lay of the land." "Man." "Look at all this land." "It's so outlandish." "Okay, we're on a roll, guys, so let's keep going." "Next up, Debbie and Carrie." "Whoo-hoo!" "It appears you're attracted to limbo." "What?" "No, I just put this together for the shipping department." "Really stretches their backs." "Nice one." "You're interested in my interests?" "Yeah." "Well, I don't really have any." "Come on, everybody has something that they're into." "Naked street luge, faking your own death, catfishing Bonnie Hunt." "You know, things people do for fun." "Competitive taxidermy, making your own sex furniture, selling actual grass to teenagers." "Giraffe mating videos, watching old people eat cheesecake, playing the nose flute, shaving men's backs, buying illegal fireworks, selling illegal fireworks, spitting off of tall buildings, drinking ketchup, come on, there has to be something." "Power thrusting, macaroni sex," "Celtic thunderboarding," "Embroidery?" "Excuse me, please tell me you have a particular affection for bingo." "No, but the employees love it." "It's such a great way for them to unwind." "This is impossible." "All she does is organize things for other people." " Bingo!" " Bingo!" "Do we have two winners?" "Mine was a... just..." "lightbulb moment." "I've got a plan." "I'm calling my uncle." "Well, I told him, second rule of fight club is bring snacks." "I'll-I'll call you back." "You miss Loretta?" "How do you know about Loretta?" "Well, I know she used to live there and that she's the reason you drive down Winter Street every day." "She must've been someone important to you." "A long time ago." "Loretta lived in that house." "We were in love." "What happened?" "Cybermart happened." "People saw my genius and the business took off." "I let our relationship fall apart." "Why am I telling you this?" "Well, why not look her up, you know?" "Try and talk to her?" "What, so she can tell how, perfect her life is without me?" "Husband, kids, two cats and a dog." "Why twist the knife?" "Better just to remember what we had." "Anyway, onward and upward." "Hey, so Tyra said that she'll try and vet Xavier's theory by tomorrow, but she's pretty busy." "Might not hurt to have a backup." "This is a guy at the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena." "He owes me." "Cool.." "I'm also gonna need your cell phone number." "What for?" "Well, it would be weird to call your work phone to ask you out." "Are you hitting on me?" "Yes." "Your boss?" "At work?" "Correct." "All right." "Don't text me emojis or you're dead in the water." "Okay, catch you later, all right?" "Hey, um, hi, excuse me." "Hi." "I'm sorry, I thought that was my last meeting." "Are you here for a conference?" "Not exactly, um... your name's Loretta Stevens, right?" "Yes." "And your child is?" "Cory Casey." "You can call us the fairy godmothers, because we just made another dream come true." "What?" "You got Debbie to quit?" " Yeah." " Well, Deborah was so busy organizing fun things for other people, we didn't think she had time for her own passions." "Right?" "Yeah." "That's right, baby doll." "But organizing fun things for other people is her passion." "As soon as I realized that, I knew the perfect job for her." ""Cruise ship activities director."" "My uncle's gonna hook her up." "She can bring joy to others all day long for some reason." "Two down, one to go!" "I'm working on that." "I figure if Carrie's so boring during the day, she must get into something deviant and exciting at night." "So I found a way to keep track of her." "What way is that?" "I had Hank install a tracking device on her phone." " You guys!" " What?" "Listen, blondie, you want to play by the rules or you want to keep the gang together?" "Well, the second one." " There it is." " Hoorah." "Looks like the target's on the move." "We've been following her for over an hour and all she's done is get a plain bagel and buy stamps." "And now a barbershop?" "I don't want to watch this lady get a haircut." "Come on." "Where'd she go?" "Maybe she's more than a cyberghost." "Maybe she's a ghost ghost." "Excuse me, did you see a young woman come in here about 20 seconds ago?" "What's harder to catch the faster you run?" "I love riddles." "What's harder to catch the faster you run?" "Catch..." "Your breath!" "Ooh!" "Such a turn on." "I don't see Carrie anywhere." "Craig?" "We are tonight's entertainment:" "The Merry..." "Magic..." "Makers." "That's her thing." " Wow." " Wow." "No, it's in my left hand..." "left hand drawer." "It's in the left hand drawer." "Just look for it." "Hey!" "We're going the wrong way!" "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "You know, I've been thinking a lot about taking chances recently." "Stop this car right now." "About having the courage to-to go for the long shot." "What are you talking about?" "I mean, haven't you ever wondered if Loretta Stevens has been thinking about you this whole time, too?" "Well..." "I mean, maybe she's still single." " Wha...?" " And living in Seattle." "Maybe she'd love to grab a coffee with you, and catch up, and talk about old times." "In fact, maybe she rushed over here after school, got out just so she could come to this very cafe, and wait for you to walk in." "What on earth?" "I'm just trying to show you what happens if you take a chance on the long shot." "Well, maybe... maybe don't take the hoverboard, you know?" "Use your legs." "Right." "Right." "I got your note about some amazing opportunity." "We, caught your performance at the club last night." "I see great promise in you." "And I should know." "As, years ago, I took David Copperfield as a lover." "You did?" "Yep, and she's still friends with him." "And I'm almost totally fine with that." "After your show last night, I made a call to Dave and, um, well, we talked about you." "And he has agreed to make you an apprentice." "You'd get to learn from the master." "Perform magic full-time." "Full-time?" "Yes." "No, thanks." "But magic is your passion." "No, it's not." "Do you like '90s rock?" "Because I have an in there, too." "Well, hold on, we walked through that big closet into the smoky club." "You were doing magic in front of all those people." "I don't love magic." "I love Craig." "I've had a thing for him ever since I started working here." "I kept hoping he'd notice me." "A couple months ago, he put out a flyer looking for someone to do magic with." "Now I spend two nights a week doing that stupid show." "But I get to be near Craig." "Even though I haven't told him how I feel yet." "Guess this means you're not leaving Cybermart anytime soon." "And leave Craig?" "Never." "Hey, Craig!" "Yo." "Hi." "You free for dinner tonight?" "Yes, yeah, I am free." "Yeah." "Great." "So is Carrie." "You two should go." "I'd love that." "Me, too." "Really?" "Sometimes you got to take a leap." "Other times, you got to get pushed." "Yeah." "Totally." "Bye." "Next week?" "Yes." "Bye." "That looked like it went well." "It couldn't have gone better." "We-we have an actual date next week." "I haven't been this excited about the future since Back to the Future." "Well, speaking of the future, um, there's something I'd like to discuss with you." "I can't believe we're really leaving." "Finished." "I hate packing." "You know, it was really sweet, what you did for Carrie." "Yeah, well," "I figured somebody should get what they wanted today." "I feel awful." "If only we had more time." "Let's get Deirdre and head to the bar." "Days like this were invented for booze." "You know what, why don't you guys go ahead, I'll just..." "I'll catch up." "You okay?" "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "I was supposed to pick up Hank from work today." "He just left with Deirdre." "They're celebrating their move to Tacoma." "Well, I'm glad those two are gonna make it." "Yeah." "Me, too." "How you doing?" "With the branch closing and everything." "Not great." "I... helped all these people go after their dreams this week and I just keep putting off mine." "Well, you shouldn't." "You should be bold." "I've been trying it out and so far, so good." "ImPropaganda is gonna run the article" "I wrote on Xavier next week." "What?" "As part of the fact-checking, we sent his theory to Tyra DeNeil Fields." "And she just got back to me." "You should take a look at her response." "The asteroid is real and it's coming." "But with your help, we can stop it." "Well, that's completely insane." "However, a lot of people used to say that my ideas were insane." "All right, this is a restaurant in Houston." "The head of NASA is going to have dinner there tomorrow, but his dinner date is gonna cancel." "You'll show up instead and present your theory." "This is amazing." "Thank you." "H-how do you know his... his dinner date's gonna cancel, though?" "The dinner date was me." "Give Doobey my best." "There you are." "You're two "wodkas" behind." "Sorry I'm late, but I've got great news." "I got you a job at the Tacoma branch!" "What?" "How?" "I mean, what?" "How?" "You're gonna be running the Getters Givers program." "But, that's your job." "Not anymore." "I just quit." "What?" "You quit?" "Yes and it was the right decision." "Look at what you did this week:" "Staying up all night to build Frank a Web site, setting up Carrie and Craig." "You didn't just do those things to open up a position, you did them because you like helping people." "Okay, that's gross." "Kareema, as much as you try to deny it, it's your passion." "It's number four on your apocalyst, right after" ""sex on a ski lift."" "I can't let you do this." "It's already done." "Wow!" "Are your tear ducts functional?" "It appears so." "If you tell anyone I cried about this," "I will cut you." "I will cut all of you." "No, get off of me now." "Stop it." "Stop touching me." "Hello there." "Fantastic, you're back." "Sorry, I didn't know exactly what to pack, so I just grabbed a little of everything." "You have a ton of beanies." "Pack?" "For Iceland." "I never cancelled our tickets." "We can make it if we hurry." "I thought you couldn't get time off work." "Well, that was before I quit my job." "You quit your job?" "The northern lights will only be at peak visibility for a few more days this year, and I've always wanted to see them." "So have you, so, let's go!" "I am taking the leap." "Evie, I can't go." "Why not?" "Because I finally just got Cory Casey's attention." "He's putting me in touch with the head of NASA." "I'm going to Houston tomorrow." "You don't need to go to Houston." "Yes, I do." "No, you don't." "Timothy gave your theory to Tyra DeNeil Fields." "He was fact-checking it for his article." "This is her response." "You were wrong, Xavier." "This can't be." "Tyra was the one person in the whole world you trusted to look at this." "And now she has and she says it's wrong." "It doesn't make any sense." "I know it must be hard to hear," "I know how much time you've put into this." "But it doesn't mean you're wrong about the way you live your life." "Can't you see, this is good news." "She must have made a mistake." "No, Xavier, please." "Just come with me." "Live in the moment, like you always told me to." "Look, I just..." "I just need a bit of time to look at this, all right?" "Just to see what it says." "I just told you what it says." "I need to look through it myself!" "This can't..." "this can't be right." "Okay, you know what?" "You need to decide what's more important to you." "Obsessing over this theory... or us." "I am..." "I'm going to the airport." "And I hope you meet me there." ""After a thorough investigation, I can say unequivocally that this theory is totally without merit."" ""Theta must be between zero and pi."" "My God, I'm wrong." "I'm wrong." "I'm wrong." "I'm wrong!" "I'm wrong!" "Hot Crock-Pot of melted cheesiness!" "You can't tell me there's no time to celebrate, cuz." "There's no time to celebrate." " What?" " Because I'm wrong!" "What do you mean?" "We've got a future." "I can spend a lifetime with Evie." "Mwah!" "My God, we got to get to the airport." "Go, go, go, get out!" "Get out, get out, we got to go!" "Flight 2354, with service to Reykjavik, now boarding." "Come on, mate, put your foot down." "I'm driving as fast as I'm comfortable with." "We're also pulling a trailer." "Plus, are you sure about this, cuz?" "I don't know Tyra, but you're the smartest person I've ever met." "And this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "NASA!" "Are you sure you don't want NASA to double-check everything?" "No, mate, because I was wrong, all right?" "And I let it take priority over Evie." "I just want to get to the bloody airport on time." "Come on, mate, get out of the way!" "Hey, cuz, we'll get you there, okay?" "Just try and relax." "Sit back, take a deep breath." "Here, have some water." "God." "Take the left lane." "Go, go, go!" "Hello, Mr. Finger." "What..." "What are you doing here?" "Who are they?" "They're from a government agency I've been working with." "And we're here because we need your cooperation." "Hey, Jesse, man, you just missed the exit!" "You got to turn around!" "We're not turning around, cuz." "What are you doing, man?" "Mog islands." "Relax." "Horses love this stuff." "Did you drug me?" "That..." "Ladies and gentlemen, please turn off your electronics and prepare for takeoff." "Tell me everything you know about the asteroid theory." "Why?" "You..." "you said it was wrong." "You-you-you proved it was wrong." "I altered the math." "It was a necessary step." "I had to ensure it wouldn't get further traction with ImPropaganda or anyone else." "The asteroid theory?" "The math is accurate." "It's a credible threat." "Good Lord." "You need to tell me whose theory this is." "Because I need to speak to that person immediately." "The fate of the world may depend on it."

"♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪" "♪ we'll always save the day ♪" "♪ and if you think we can't ♪" "♪ we'll always find a way ♪" "♪ that's why the people of this world ♪" " # believe in... # - # Garnet #" " # Amethyst # - # and Pearl #" "♪ And Steven!" "♪ 1x01" " Gem Glow" "Noooooooo!" "This can't be happening!" "This has to be a dream!" "Lars!" "Lars!" "Please tell me I'm dreaming!" "Get off me, man." "I'm stocking here." "I'm sorry, Steven." "I guess they stopped making them." "Stopped making them?" "!" "Why in the world would they stop making Cookie Cats?" "!" "They're only the most scrumptious and delicious ice-cream sandwich ever made!" "Don't they have laws for this?" "!" "Tough bits, man." "Nobody buys them anymore." "I guess they couldn't compete with Lion Lickers." "Not Lion Lickers!" "Nobody likes them!" "They don't even look like Lions!" "Kids these days ..." "I'll tell you what!" "Well, if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your magic belly button?" "That's not how it works, Lars." "Right?" "Oh, sweet Cookie Cats, with your crunchy cookie outside, your icy creamy insides, you were too good for this world." "Uh..." "Steven?" "Do you want to take the freezer with you?" "Hey guys, you won't believe this!" "'Sup, Steven?" "Awesome!" "What are these things?" "Ugh!" "Sorry, Steven." "We'll get these centipeetles out of your room." "We think they were trying to get into the temple." "Aw." "You don't have to get rid of them." "They're really cool." "Um, you guys?" "These things don't have gems." "That means there must be a mother somewhere nearby." "We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Can I come?" "!" "Can I?" "!" "Can I?" "!" "Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem, we'll take care of protecting humanity, okay?" "Aw, man." "Hey!" "Get out of there!" "Go on!" "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "Aw!" "They got into everything!" "Not cool!" "No way." "I-It can't be!" "Wha..." "Where did you get these?" "!" "I thought they stopped making them!" "Well, we heard that, too, and since they're your favorite..." "We went out and stole a bunch." "I went back and paid for them." "The whole thing was my idea." "It was everyone's idea." "Not really." "All that matters is that Steven is happy." "Ahhhhh!" "♪ He's a frozen treat with an all-new taste ♪" "♪ 'cause he came to this planet from outer space ♪" "♪ a refugee of an interstellar war ♪" "♪ but now he's at your local grocery store ♪" "♪ Cookie Cat ♪" "♪ he's a pet for your tummy ♪" "♪ Cookie Cat ♪" "♪ he's superduper yummy ♪" "♪ Cookie Cat ♪" "♪ he left his family behind ♪" "♪ Cookie Ca-a-a-a-a-a-t ♪ now available at Gergins off Route 109." "I can't believe you did this!" "I'm gonna save these forever... right after I eat this one." "Hello, old friend." "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Ooh!" "So good!" "I like to eat the ears first." "Uh, Steven." "Wha...?" "My gem!" "Quick!" "Try and summon your weapon!" "I don't know how." "Aah!" "It's fading!" "How do I make it come back?" "!" "Calm down, Steven." "Breathe." "Don't force it." "Yeah." "And try not to poop yourself, either." "Please don't." "Aw!" "I was really close that time!" "Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?" "Oh!" "♪ I'll go first ♪" "Pay attention to these petals, Steven." "The petal's dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time, based on the physical properties of this planet." "With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!" "Like so." "wah!" "Did Pearl tell you the petal thing?" "Yeah." "I need to practice really hard so I can dance like a tree..." "I think." "Listen, Steven." "All that practice stuff is no fun." "Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens." "See?" "Didn't try at all." "Again?" "!" "So, I'm supposed to work really hard and not try at" " all at the same time?" " Yes." "Or... you can link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective power of the universe through your" "Gem, which results in... at least that's my way of doing it." "I think my best bet is to re-create what happened the last time my gem glowed." "So..." "Garnet and Amethyst were here." "Pearl was next to the fridge." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Amethyst, I think your arms were crossed." "Okay, your majesty." "And, Pearl, your foot was like this." "I don't think it works this way, Steven." "And, Garnet..." "uh...uh...yeah." "Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat." "Oh!" "Wait!" "I sang the song first." "Uh, he's a frozen treat... all new taste...interstellar war...and now available at Gergins." "Aw!" "It was funnier last time!" "Maybe I'm not a real Crystal Gem." "Don't be silly, Steven." "Of course you are." "And you're fun to have around, even if your gem is useless." "I mean... you're one of us, Steven." "We're not the Crystal Gems without you." "Yeah." "Even if I don't have powers," "I've still got..." "Cookie Cat!" "Mmm!" "So good!" "Steven, it's a shield!" "Oh!" "What?" "!" "I get a shield?" "!" "Oh, yeah!" "Great." "Oh!" "Cookie Cat!" "I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!" "What's in these things?" "What was that?" "It's the mother." "Hup!" "Hup!" "Stay in the house, Steven." "No way!" "I'm coming, too!" "we could really use Steven's shield right about now." "Hey!" "Leave them alone!" "Steven!" "No!" "Cookie Cat crystal-combo powers, activate!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Mmm." "Uh-Oh." "We need to save Steven!" "Can we save ourselves first?" "Goodbye, my friends." "Why isn't it working?" "!" "Steven!" "No." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "Cookie Cat, he's a pet for your tummy." "Cookie Cat, he's superduper yummy!" "Cookie Cat!" "He left his family behind!" "Cookie Ca-a-a-a-a-a-t!" "Now available..." "nowhere." " Yes!" " Gems." "Weapons." "Let's do it." "Farewell, sweet Cookie Cats." "I'll always remember the time we spent together." "Shh." "Hush now." " Are you crying?" " Only a little!" "Well, I guess your powers don't come from ice cream." "Of course they don't come from ice cream." "Don't worry, Steven." "I'm sure someday you'll figure out how to activate your gem." "Yes." "In your own Steveny way." "I'm okay, guys." "I just ..." "I-I think I ate too many Cookie Cats." "1x02 - "Laser Light Cannon"" "Hey, Fryman!" " Give me the bits!" " Steven, we're closed." " Ohh, what?" " Give him the bits." "The bits!" "The bits!" "The bits!" "The bits!" " The bits!" " Okay, okay." "Take it easy on the counter, will ya?" "Yes!" "I can give you actual fries, if you want." "Just the bits, please." "Thanks." "Ahh, sunset ... my favorite time of day, when the sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky." "Yeah, that big, hot second su..." "Oh, no." "What is that doing here?" "What is it?" "Aah!" "My bits!" " This is bad." " Look at the size of it!" "I had no idea these things were so big!" "Garnet!" "Pearl!" "We saw." "Some of us are trying to protect humanity." " Where were you?" " Eating fry bits." "Ugh." "Can I see?" "Whoa." "It's a giant eyeball!" "Awesome!" "Not awesome!" "It's a red eye!" "A red eye?" "!" "It's going to infect us all!" "That's pinkeye, Steven." "It's going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people." " We have to stop it." " What are we going to do?" "The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a Light Cannon that belonged to Rose Quartz." "My Mom?" "If Rose were here, this would be so easy." "I know, but she's not, and the cannon is missing." "We'll have to find another solution." "If it belonged to my Mom, I bet my Dad knows where it is." "He can help us save the day!" "Huh?" "Eh?" "Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon." "Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven." " Amethyst!" " I'm just saying." "Even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it or lost it or dropped it in the ocean by now." "True." "No way!" "I'm sure he's just keeping it somewhere safe." "I'll go ask him." "We can handle this, Steven." "Ready?" "Uh, I'm gonna go." "Okay, good luck." "Dad, it's me!" "Dad?" "Are you in there?" "Wake... up!" "We have to save the world!" "Dad!" "Who's there?" "!" "I have a waffle iron!" "Dad, it's me!" "Steven?" "I almost waffled your face!" "What are you doing up so late?" "What do you mean?" "The sun just went down an hour ago." "It was a slow day at the car wash." "Anyway, what's up?" "Just needed to see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life?" "No!" "I need the Light Cannon that belonged to Mom to blow up that eyeball!" " Eyeball?" " That!" "Wait." "Is that a magical thing?" "The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff." "It ... it could be dangerous or interfere with what's left of my hair." "But they need Mom's cannon." "You've got to know where it is!" "Like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean." "Well, I don't know about all that, but I have an idea where it might be." "A magical storage unit!" "Huh." "Not exactly." "But some would say there's magic inside." "It's just a shed I use to keep things that don't fit in the van." "If it's anywhere..." "it'll be in here." "If I'm going in there, I'm gonna need some gear." " Here I go!" " Good luck." "Whoa!" "Cool!" "It's like a Dad museum!" "Huh?" "There it is!" "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "Do you golf?" "Ah, I like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually." "Hmm?" "Yes!" "A drum." "No." "No." "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Is this...?" ""Buy T-shirt Cannons"?" "Hey, there's a bunch of copies of your old CD!" "Huh." "Oh, man." "I couldn't give those things away." "You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band," "I traveled the whole country." "I know, Dad." "When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one" " showed up except..." " An alligator!" " No, it was your mother." " I know." "And we were always together after that, until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world." "I don't know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain, old dope like me." "Uh, Dad?" "I broke a photo." "It's okay, buddy." "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs." "Huh?" "The Light Cannon!" "Oh, boy." "That thing's giving me the willies." "Dad, I found it!" " Really?" " Get the van!" "This thing could save the city!" " We've got to get it to the beach!" " How?" "It's too big for the van." "Easy does it." "Is it gonna be okay?" "Mm." "If every pork chop were perfect..." "We wouldn't have hot dogs!" "That thing's getting huge." "It's freaking me out." "Can't the van go any faster?" " This is faster!" " Don't worry." "Come on." "Let's put on your CD." "What?" "Really?" "Uh, come on, you've heard it." "You come on." "#I knowI'mnot thattall #" "♪ I know I'm not that smart, but ... ♪" "♪ Let me drive my van into your heart ♪" "♪ let me drive my van into your heart ♪" "♪ I know I'm not that rich ♪" "♪ I'm trying to get my start ♪" "♪ so, let me drive my van into your heart ♪" "♪ let me drive my van into your heart ♪" "♪ and if we look out of place ♪" "♪ well, baby, that's okay ♪" "♪ I'll drive us into outer space ♪" "Throw me again." "I think I'm cracking it!" " His dad?" " Hey, guys!" " He really had it." " We're saved!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Easy!" "We have to use it now." "I don't know how it works!" "It was Rose's!" " Dad, how do we use it?" " Mm." "Steven, this is serious." "The Gem!" " You have Rose's gem!" " That's it!" "Ugh!" "Come on!" " Stop that." " It's no use." "Fine!" "Forget it!" "Throw me again!" "That's not going to work!" "Whoa!" "I got this." "No!" "Wait!" "No, maybe I don't!" "Please work." "Unlock." "Activate." "Go." "Please?" "Everyone's counting on you!" "You can't just be useless!" " I know you can help!" " It's okay, Steven!" "We'll figure out something else, something even better!" "R-right!" "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs." "It's working!" "Steven!" " This is it!" " Brace yourselves!" "Steven, you just saved most of Beach City!" "Sorry about that!" "What?" "!" "How did you get it to work?" "I just said that thing that Dad always says." " That thing about pork rinds?" " Hot dogs." "Rose." " My van!" " It's okay, Dad." " If every pork chop were perfect ..." " I live in there!" " Wait up!" "Geez!" " My keys!" " Whoa!" " Wait!" "Wait!" "Oh,geez."

"Encoded By Deceit @ YIFY Torrents" "Towels." "Oh..." "Lord Miraz?" "You have a son." "The heavens have blessed us." "You know your orders." "General Glozelle?" "Yes, my lord." "Five more minutes." "You won't be watching the stars tonight, my prince." "Come." "We must hurry." " Professor, what's going on?" " Your aunt has given birth to a son." "Come." "You must make for the woods." " The woods?" " They won't follow you there." "It has taken me many years to find this." "Do not use it except at your greatest need." "Will I ever see you again?" "I dearly hope so, my prince." "There is so much more I meant to tell you." "Everything you know is about to change." "Close the drawbridge!" "Now, go." " Halt!" " Halt!" "A son!" "A son!" "Lady Prunaprismia has this night given Lord Miraz a son!" "Yah!" "Whoa!" "Which of you superstitious old women wants to spend the night in a cell?" "He's seen us." "Take care of him." "No!" " Mind yourself, love." " I'm sorry." "Watch where you're going!" "Wait for me!" "You go to Saint Finbar's?" "That's right." "I go to Hendon House." "Across the road." "I've seen you sitting by yourself." "Yes, well..." "I prefer to be left alone." "Me, too." "What's your name?" " Phyllis." " Susan!" "You'd better come quickly." " Paper here!" " Get your daily paper!" "Edmund!" "Go on!" "Kick him in the face!" "Ah!" " Break it up." " That's enough." "Come on." "That's it." "Get up." "Act your age!" " You're welcome." " I had it sorted." "What was it this time?" " He bumped me." " So you hit him?" "No." "After he bumped me, they tried to make me apologize." "That's when I hit him." "Is it that hard just to walk away?" "I shouldn't have to." "I mean, don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?" "Um, we are kids." "I wasn't always." "It's been a year." "How long does he expect us to wait?" "I think it's time to accept that we live here." "It's no use pretending any different." "Oh, no." " Pretend you're talking to me." " We are talking to you." "Ow!" " Quiet, Lu." " Something pinched me!" " Stop pulling!" " Not touching you." "Look, would all of you just..." "What is that?" " It feels like magic." " Quick, everyone hold hands." " I'm not holding your hand!" " Just..." "Shame you're not as quick as me, Ed!" "Last one in's a rotten egg." " Watch out!" " Here it comes!" "Wait a minute!" "Come on, Susan." "Hurry up!" "Come on, it's lovely." "Edmund." "Ed?" "Ed!" " What is it?" " Where do you suppose we are?" "Where do you think?" "Well, I don't remember any ruins in Narnia." "Wonder who lived here." "I think we did." "Hey, that's mine." " From my chess set." " Which chess set?" "I didn't exactly have a solid gold chess set in Finchley, did I?" "Can't be." " Don't you see?" " What?" "Imagine walls." "And columns, there." "And a glass roof." "Cair Paravel." "Wait." "Wait, my lord." "It is not what you think." "Then what is it?" "We're not exactly sure." "Impossible." "I warned this council when it put its trust in Lord Miraz there would be consequences." " No." "We can't accuse the Lord Protector without proof." "How long are we going to hide behind that excuse?" "Until every chair in this chamber is empty?" "Lords of the council, my apologies for being late." "I wasn't aware we were in session." "No doubt you were otherwise occupied." "My lord?" "Ever since the death of Caspian the ninth, you've behaved as if you were king." "Now it seems that from behind his walls even Prince Caspian has gone missing." "My deepest condolences, Lord Miraz." "Imagine, losing your nephew, the rightful heir to the throne, on the very night your wife has blessed you with a son." "Thank you, Lord Sopespian." "Your compassion is a boon in this troubled time." "I trust you can tell us how such a tragedy could have occurred." "That is the most disturbing news of all." "Our beloved Caspian was abducted by Narnians." "You go too far, Miraz." "Expect us to stand by while you blame such a blatant crime on fairy tales?" "What?" "We forget, my lords..." "Narnia was once a savage land." "Fierce creatures roamed free." "Much of our forefathers' blood was shed to exterminate this vermin." "Or so we thought." "But while we've been bickering amongst ourselves they've been breeding like cockroaches under a rock!" "Growing stronger." "Watching us." "Waiting to strike!" "And you wonder why we don't like you." "Well, I intend to strike back." "Even if I have to cut down the entire forest I assure you, I will find Prince Caspian and finish what our ancestors began." " Catapults." " What?" "This didn't just happen." "Cair Paravel was attacked." "Don't suppose you have any matches, do you?" "No, but would this help?" "You might have mentioned that a bit sooner." "I can't believe it." "It's all still here." "I was so tall." "Well, you were older then." "As opposed to hundreds of years later... when you're younger." " What is it?" " My horn." "I must've left it on my saddle the day we went back." "When Aslan bares his teeth, winter meets its death." "When he shakes his mane we shall have spring again." "Everyone we knew..." "Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers they're all gone." "I think it's time we found out what's going on." "He won't stop staring." "So don't look." "Here's far enough." "Drop him!" "Crows and crockery!" ""Drop him"!" "That's the best you can come up with?" "A simple "thank you" would suffice." "They were doing fine drowning me without your help." "Maybe we should have let them." "Why were they trying to kill you, anyway?" "They're Telmarines." "That's what they do." "Telmarines?" "In Narnia?" "Where have you been for the last few hundred years?" "It's a bit of a long story." "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." "You're it?" "You're the kings and queens of old?" "High King Peter, the Magnificent." "You probably could've left off the last bit." "Probably." "You might be surprised." "Oh, you don't want to do that, boy." "Not me." "Him." "Edmund!" "You all right?" "Oh!" "Huh!" "Beards and bedsteads!" "Maybe that horn worked after all." "What horn?" "This bread is so stale." " I'll just give him some soup." " He should be coming around soon." "I don't think I hit him hard enough." "Nikabrik, he's just a boy." "He's a Telmarine, not some lost puppy." "You said you were gonna get rid of him." "No." "I said I'd take care of him." "We can't kill him now." "I just bandaged his head." "It would be like murdering a guest." "How do you think his friends are treating their guest?" "Trumpkin knew what he was doing." "It's not the boy's fault." "Ah!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Hold it." "No, no!" "I told you we should have killed him when we had the chance." "You know why we can't." "If we're taking a vote, I'm with him." "We can't let him go." "He's seen us." "Enough, Nikabrik!" "Or do I have to sit on your head again?" "And you." "Look what you made me do." "I spent half the morning on that soup." "What are you?" "You know, it's funny that you would ask that." "You think people would know a badger when they saw one." "No." "No, I mean you're Narnians." "You're supposed to be extinct." "Sorry to disappoint you." "Here you go." "Still hot." "Since when did we open a boarding house for Telmarine soldiers?" "I'm not a soldier." "I am Prince Caspian." "The tenth." "What are you doing here?" "Running away." "My uncle has always wanted my throne." "I suppose I have only lived this long because he did not have an heir of his own." " Oh..." "That changes things." " Yeah." "Means we don't have to kill you ourselves." "You're right." " Where are you going?" " My uncle won't stop until I am dead." "But... you can't leave." "You're meant to save us." "Don't you know what this is?" "You have quite a library, doctor." "Is there anything particular you seek, my lord?" "I think I've already found what I'm looking for in one of my soldiers!" "What do you know of Queen Susan's horn?" "It was said to be magic." "Magic?" "The Narnians believed it could summon their kings and queens of old." "At least, such was the superstition." "And what does Caspian know of this superstition?" "My lord, you forbade me from mentioning the old tales." "So I did." "I will say this." "If Caspian does know of the Deep Magic my lord would have good reason to be nervous." "First our prince now his tutor." "If the members of Miraz's own house are not safe," " are any of us?" " Lord Sopespian!" "Those are dangerous words, Lord Sopespian." "But these are dangerous times, general." "One should choose his words as carefully as he chooses his friends." "How long until the bridge is finished?" " Construction continues on schedule." " That's not good enough." "I need my army across that river now." "May I suggest you contribute some of your own men?" "I've only so many at my disposal." "A fact you'd be wise to remember." "Go to Beruna." "Take as many troops as you need." "We must get to Caspian before they do." ""They," my lord?" "It's time you learned your history." "They're so still." "They're trees." "What'd you expect?" "They used to dance." "Wasn't long after you left that the Telmarines invaded." "Those who survived retreated to the woods." "And the trees, they retreated so deep into themselves that they haven't been heard from since." "I don't understand." "How could Aslan have let this happen?" "Aslan?" "Thought he abandoned us when you lot did." "We didn't mean to leave, you know." "Makes no difference now, does it?" "Get us to the Narnians... and it will." "Hello, there." "It's all right." "We're friends." "Don't move, Your Majesty." "Stay away from her!" "Shoot, Susan!" "Shoot!" " Why wouldn't he stop?" " I suspect he was hungry." "Thanks." "He was wild." "I don't think he could talk at all." "Get treated like a dumb animal long enough, that's what you become." "You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember." "I can hear you." "I just think we should wait for the kings and queens." "Fine!" "Go then!" "See if the others will be as understanding!" "Or maybe I'll come with you." "I want to see you explain things to the minotaurs." "Minotaurs?" "They're real?" "And very bad-tempered." " Yeah, not to mention big." " Huge." "What about centaurs?" "Do they still exist?" "Well, the centaurs will probably fight on your side." "But there's no telling what the others will do." "What about Aslan?" "How do you know so much about us?" " Stories." " Wait a minute." "Your father told you stories about Narnia?" "No, my professor, he..." "Listen, I'm sorry." "These are not the kind of questions you should be asking." " What is it?" " Human." " Him?" " No." "Them." " There they are!" " Run!" "Now!" "Oh!" "Ah!" " Oh, no." " Wait." "I'll go." "Take it." "Go!" "It's more important than I am." "Whoa!" "Uh!" "Oh!" "Get him out of here." "Ah!" "Where are you?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Hyah!" "Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine." "You are a mouse." "I was hoping for something a little more original." "Pick up your sword." "Uh..." "No, thanks." "Pick it up!" "I will not fight an unarmed man." "Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse." "I said I would not fight you." "I didn't say I'd let you live!" "Reepicheep!" " Stay your blade!" " Trufflehunter?" "I trust you have a very good reason for this untimely interruption." " He doesn't." "Go ahead." " He's the one who blew the horn." " What?" " Then let him bring it forward." "This is the reason we have gathered." "I don't remember this way." "That's the problem with girls." "You can't carry a map in your heads." "That's because our heads have something in them." "I wish he'd just listen to the D.L.F. in the first place." " D.L.F.?" " Dear Little Friend." "Oh, that's not at all patronizing, is it?" "I'm not lost." "No." "You're just going the wrong way." "You last saw Caspian at the Shuddering Woods, and the quickest way there is to cross at the river Rush." "But unless I'm mistaken, there's no crossing in these parts." "That explains it, then." "You're mistaken." "You see, over time, water erodes the earth's soil, carving deeper..." "Oh, shut up." " Is there a way down?" " Yeah, falling." "Well, we weren't lost." "There's a ford near Beruna." "How do you feel about swimming?" "I'd rather that than walking." "Aslan?" "It's Aslan!" "It's Aslan over there!" "Don't you see?" "He's right there." "Do you see him now?" "I'm not crazy." "He was there." "He wanted us to follow him." "I'm sure there are any number of lions in this wood." " Just like that bear." " I think I know Aslan when I see him." "Look, I'm not about to jump off a cliff after someone who doesn't exist." "The last time I didn't believe Lucy" "I ended up looking pretty stupid." "Why wouldn't I have seen him?" "Maybe you weren't looking." "I'm sorry, Lu." "Kill him!" " Telmarine!" " Liar!" "Murderer!" "All this horn proves is they've stolen yet another thing from us!" " I didn't steal anything." " Didn't steal anything?" "Shall we list the things the Telmarines have taken?" " Our homes!" " Our land!" " Our freedom!" " Our lives!" "You stole Narnia!" "You would hold me accountable for all the crimes of my people?" "Accountable and punishable." "Ha!" "That is rich coming from you, dwarf." "Have you forgotten it was your people who fought alongside the White Witch?" "And I'd gladly do it again, if it would rid us of these barbarians." "Then it's lucky that it is not in your power to bring her back." "Or are you suggesting that we ask this boy to go against Aslan now?" "Some of you may have forgotten, but we badgers remember well that Narnia was never right except when a Son of Adam was king." "He's a Telmarine!" "Why would we want him as our king?" "Because I can help you." " It's a trick!" " At least hear him out!" "Beyond these woods, I'm a prince." "The Telmarine throne is rightfully mine!" "Help me claim it, and I can bring peace between us." "It is true." "The time is ripe." "I watch the skies for it is mine to watch as it is yours to remember, badger." "Tarva, the lord of victory, and Alambil, the lady of peace, have come together in the high heavens." "And now here, a Son of Adam has come forth to offer us back our freedom." "Is this possible?" "Do you really think there could be peace?" "Do you?" "I mean, really?" "Two days ago, I didn't believe in the existence of talking animals or dwarves... or centaurs." "Yet here you are in strength and numbers that we Telmarines could never have imagined." "Whether this horn is magic or not, it brought us together." "And together, we have a chance to take back what is ours." "If you will lead us, then my sons and I offer you our swords." "And we offer you our lives, unreservedly." "Miraz's army will not be far behind us, sire." "If we are to be ready for them, we need to hurry to find soldiers and weapons." "I'm sure they will be here soon." " These ones!" " And these ones!" "Timber!" " Get back!" " Watch your back!" "Look out!" " Steady, steady!" " Timber!" "Perhaps this wasn't the best way to come after all." "So where exactly do you think you saw Aslan?" "I wish you'd all stop trying to sound like grown-ups." "I don't think I saw him, I did see him." "I am a grown-up." "It was right over..." "Lucy!" "...Here." "Lucy, are you awake?" "Hmm..." "Why do you think I didn't see Aslan?" "You believe me?" "Well, we got across the gorge." "I don't know." "Maybe you didn't really want to." "You always knew we'd be coming back here, didn't you?" "I hoped so." "I finally just got used to the idea of being in England." "But you're happy to be here, aren't you?" "While it lasts." "Lucy." "Lucy." "Aslan!" "I've missed you so much!" " You've grown." " Every year you grow so shall I." "Where have you been?" "Why haven't you come to help us?" "Things never happen the same way twice, dear one." " Susan!" "Wake up!" " Huh?" "Certainly, Lu." "Whatever you like." "Wake up." "Aslan?" " Ah!" " Ah!" "No, stop!" "Prince Caspian?" "Yes?" "And who are you?" "Peter!" " High King Peter." " I believe you called." "Well, yes, but..." "I thought you'd be older." "If you like, we could come back in a few years..." "No." "No, that's all right." "You're just..." "You're not exactly what I expected." "Neither are you." "A common enemy unites even the oldest of foes." "We have anxiously awaited your return, my liege." "Our hearts and swords are at your service." "Oh, my gosh, he is so cute." " Who said that?" " Sorry." "Oh." "Uh..." "Your Majesty, with the greatest respect," "I do believe "courageous," "courteous," or "chivalrous"" "might more befit a knight of Narnia." "Well, at least we know some of you can handle a blade." "Yes, indeed." "And I have recently put it to good use, securing weapons for your army, sire." "Good." "Because we're going to need every sword we can get." "Well, then you will probably be wanting yours back." "How much did they take?" "Enough weapons and armor for two regiments." "But... there's more." ""You were right to fear the woods."" " "X"?" " Caspian." "The tenth." "I apologize, my lord." "The blame is mine." "I know." "Tell me, general how many men did you lose?" " None, my lord." " None?" "They came like ghosts, in the dead of night." "We never saw them." "Then how do you explain your injuries?" "I asked how many men were killed during this bloody Narnian attack?" "Of which you were a fortunate survivor." "General how many?" "Three." "I apologize, Lord Sopespian." "Caspian is not a victim of this savage uprising." "He is the instigator." "It seems Narnia is in need of a new king." "Well, it's good you have troops, but we need some fortifications." "Somewhere to train." "So?" "What are they like?" "Malcontents, complainers, stubborn as mules in the morning." "Oh." "So you like them, then." "Well enough." "It may not be what you are used to, but it is defensible." "Peter." "You may want to see this." "It's us." "What is this place?" "You don't know?" "He must know what he's doing." "I think it's up to us now." "It's only a matter of time." "Miraz's men and war machines are on their way." "That means those same men aren't protecting his castle." "What do you propose we do, Your Majesty?" " We need to get ready for it." " To start planning for..." "Our only hope is to strike them before they strike us." "Crazy." "No one has taken that castle." " There's always a first time." " We'll have the element of surprise." " But we have the advantage here!" " If we dig in, we could probably hold them off indefinitely." "I, for one, feel safer underground." "Look." "I appreciate what you've done here, but this isn't a fortress." "It's a tomb." "Yes." "And if they're smart, the Telmarines will just wait and starve us out." " We could collect nuts!" " Yes!" "And throw them at the Telmarines." "Shut up!" "I think you know where I stand, sire." "If I get your troops in, can you handle the guards?" "Or die trying, my liege." "That's what I'm worried about." "Sorry?" "You're all acting like there's only two options." "Dying here, or dying there." " I'm not sure you've been listening." " No, you're not listening." "Or have you forgotten who really defeated the White Witch, Peter?" "I think we've waited for Aslan long enough." "Shh." "Professor?" " I have to find him." " You don't have time." " You need to get the gate open." " You wouldn't be here without him." "And neither would I." "You and I can deal with Miraz." "And I can still get to the gate in time." "Yes, I'm a mouse." "Hyah!" "Ah!" "We were expecting someone, you know, taller." " You're one to talk." " Is that supposed to be irony?" "Five more minutes?" "What are you doing here?" "I didn't help you escape just so you could break back in." "You have to get out before Miraz learns you're here." "He's going to learn soon enough." "We are giving him your cell." "Don't underestimate Miraz as your father did." "What are you talking about?" "I'm sorry." "Thank goodness you're safe." "Get up." " Caspian?" " Stay where you are." " What are you doing?" " I should think it's obvious, dear." "Some families might consider this inappropriate behavior." "That doesn't seem to have stopped you!" "But you are not like me, are you?" "It's sad." "The first time you've shown any backbone and it's such a waste." "Put the sword down, Caspian." " I don't want to do this." " We don't want you to either." "This used to be a private room." "What are you doing?" "You're supposed to be in the gatehouse!" "No!" "Tonight for once, I want the truth." "Did you kill my father?" "Now we get to it." "You said your brother died in his sleep." "That was more or less true." "Caspian, this won't make things any better." "We Telmarines would have nothing had we not taken it." "Your father knew that as well as anyone." "How could you?" "For the same reason you will pull that trigger." " For our son." " Stop!" " Stay right there." " You need to make a choice, dear." "Do you want our child to be king?" "Or do you want him to be like Caspian here?" " Fatherless!" " No!" " Caspian!" " Agh!" "What is that supposed to mean?" " We're under attack!" " Sound the alarm!" "Men!" "Grab your bows!" " Peter!" " Our troops are just outside!" "Come on!" "Now, Ed!" "Now!" " Signal the troops!" " I'm a bit busy, Pete!" "Agh!" "Oh..." "Peter!" "It's too late." "We have to call it off while we can." "No, I can still do this!" "Help me!" "Exactly who are you doing this for, Peter?" "Come on!" "Charge!" "We're under attack!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "For Narnia!" "Ah!" "Archers!" "Pick a target!" "Take aim!" "Ed!" "Ah!" "Get that gate closed." "Fall back!" "We need to retreat!" "Now!" "Go!" "Get her out of here!" "Back to the gate!" "Go!" " Caspian!" " I'll find him!" "Go!" "Get out!" "Go!" "Get out!" "Retreat!" "Follow me!" "Give the order." "My men are still down there." "Draw back!" "Get out!" "Retreat!" "Now!" "Fire!" " Run for your life!" " Save yourself!" "Peter!" "The bridge!" "Leave us!" "Go, brothers!" "In the name of Aslan!" "What happened?" "Ask him." " Peter." " Me?" "You could've called it off." "There was time." "No, there wasn't, thanks to you." "If you kept to the plan, those soldiers might be alive." "If you'd stayed here like I suggested, they definitely would be!" " You called us, remember?" " My first mistake." "No." "Your first mistake was thinking you could lead these people." "Hey!" "I am not the one who abandoned Narnia." "You invaded Narnia." "You have no more right to lead it than Miraz does." "You, him, your father..." "Narnia's better off without the lot of you." "Stop it!" "What are you all standing around for?" "Telmarines will be here soon enough." "Thank you... my dear little friend." " Well done, lads." " Move it faster, mate." "Too slow!" "Beruna pledges its troops." "Galma pledges its troops." "Tashbaan pledges its troops." "Ettinsmoor pledges its troops." " Long live the king!" " Long live the king!" "Are you so glad of that magic horn now, boy?" "Your kings and queens have failed us." "Your army's half dead." "And those that aren't will be soon enough." "What do you want?" "Congratulations?" "You want your uncle's blood." "So do we." "You want his throne?" "We can get it for you." "You tried one ancient power." "It failed." "But there is a power greater still." "One that kept even Aslan at bay for near a hundred years." "Who's there?" "I am hunger." "I am thirst." "I can fast a hundred years and not die." "I can lie a hundred nights on the ice and not freeze." "I can drink a river of blood and not burst." "Show me... your enemies!" "What you hate, so will we." "No one hates better than us." "And you can..." "guarantee Miraz's death?" "And more." "Let the circle be drawn." "Wait." "This isn't what I wanted." "One drop of Adam's blood and you free me." "Then I am yours, my king." "No!" "Stop!" "Come on!" "Come." "Get away from him!" "Peter, dear." "I've missed you." "Come." "Just one drop." "You know you can't do this alone." "I know." "You had it sorted." "Why did you never tell me about my father?" "My mother was a Black Dwarf from the Northern Mountains." "I risked my life all these years so that one day you might be a better king than those before you." "Then I have failed you." "Everything I told you..." "everything I didn't it was only because I believe in you." "You have a chance to become the most noble contradiction in history." "The Telmarine who saved Narnia." "You're lucky, you know." "What do you mean?" "To have seen him." "I wish he'd just given me some sort of proof." "Maybe we're the ones who need to prove ourselves to him." "Pete." "You'd better come quickly." "Cakes and kettledrums." "That's your next big plan?" "Sending a little girl into the darkest parts of the forest?" "Alone!" " It's our only chance." " And she won't be alone." "Haven't enough of us died already?" "Nikabrik was my friend too." "But he lost hope." "Queen Lucy hasn't." "And neither have I." "For Aslan." "For Aslan!" " Then I'm going with you." " No." "We need you here." "We have to hold them off until Lucy and Susan get back." "If I may..." "Miraz may be a tyrant and a murderer but as king, he is subject to the traditions and expectations of his people." "There is one in particular that may buy us some time." "Perhaps they intend to surrender." "No." "They are much too noble for that." ""I, Peter, by the gift of Aslan, by election and by conquest,"" "High King of Narnia, Lord of Cair Paravel and emperor of the Lone Islands, in order to prevent the abominable effusion of blood, do hereby challenge the usurper Miraz to single combat upon the field of battle." ""The fight shall be to the death." "The reward shall be total surrender."" " Tell me, Prince Edmund..." " King." " Pardon me?" " It's "King Edmund," actually." "Just "King," though." "Peter's the high king." "I know, it's confusing." "Why would we risk such a proposal when our armies could wipe you out by nightfall?" "Haven't you already underestimated our numbers?" "I mean, only a week ago Narnians were extinct." "And so you will be again." "Then you should have little to fear." "This is not a question of bravery." "So you're bravely refusing to fight a swordsman half your age?" "I didn't say I refused." "You have our support, Your Majesty." "Whatever your decision." "Sire, our military advantage alone provides the perfect excuse to avoid" " what might otherwise be..." " I'm not avoiding anything!" "I was merely pointing out that my lord is well within his rights to refuse." "His Majesty would never refuse." "He relishes the chance to show the people the courage of their new king." "You." "You should hope your brother's sword is sharper than his pen." "Destrier has always served me well." "You are in good hands." "Or hooves." " Good luck." " Thanks." "Look." "Maybe it is time you had this back." "Why don't you hold on to it." "You might need to call me again." "You might need to call me again?" "Oh, shut up." "If it should appear to be going poorly..." "Understood, Your Majesty." "I hope you won't be too disappointed when I survive." "There is still time to surrender." "Well, feel free." "How many more must die for the throne?" "Just one." " Ride!" " They've seen us!" " Take the reins." " What are you doing?" "I'm sorry, Lucy." "But it looks as if you'll be going alone after all." "Are you sure you don't need that horn?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Does His Highness need a respite?" "Five minutes?" "Three!" "Lucy?" "She got through... with a little help." " Thanks." " Well, you were busy." "I assume you won't let things get that close again!" "You better get up there." "Just in case." "I don't expect the Telmarines will keep their word." " Ah!" " Sorry." "It's all right." " Be careful." " Keep smiling." "How does he look to you?" "Young." "But His Majesty's doing extremely well... for his age." "I think it's dislocated." "What do you think happens back home if you die here?" "You know you've always been there, and I never really..." "Ah!" "Save it for later." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Respite!" "Respite." "Now's not the time for chivalry, Peter!" "Show no mercy!" "Look out!" "What's the matter, boy?" "Too cowardly to take a life?" "It's not mine to take." "Perhaps I was wrong." "Maybe you do have the makings of a Telmarine king after all." "Not one like you." "Keep your life." "But I am giving the Narnians back their kingdom." "My king." "I'll deal with you when this is over." "It is over." "Treachery!" "They shot him!" "They murdered our king!" "Be ready!" "Peter!" "Go!" "To arms, Telmar!" "To arms!" "Loose!" "Cavalry!" "Attack!" "Archers to the ready!" "Narnians!" "Charge!" "One, two..." "Three, four..." "Five, six..." "Take your aim!" "Stay with them!" "Eight, nine..." "Get ready!" "Now!" "Stop!" "Back!" "Back!" "Hold it now!" "Hold it!" "Now!" "Charge!" "You're a mouse." "You people have no imagination." "Loose!" "Lucy?" "Back to the How!" "Cut off their escape!" "Loose!" "Loose!" "Brace yourselves!" "Back to the How!" "Crush them all." "Ah!" "Aslan!" "Oh!" "I knew it was you." "The whole time, I knew it." "But the others didn't believe me." "And why would that stop you from coming to me?" "I'm sorry." "I was too scared to come alone." "Why wouldn't you show yourself?" "Why couldn't you come roaring in and save us like last time?" "Things never happen the same way twice, dear one." "If I'd have come earlier, would everyone who died... could I have stopped that?" "We can never know what would have happened, Lucy." "But what will happen is another matter entirely." " You mean you'll help?" " Of course." " As will you." " Oh, I wish I was braver." "If you were any braver, you'd be a lioness." "Now, I think your friends have slept long enough, don't you?" "Come on!" "Lucy." "For Aslan!" "We can defeat them if we draw them to the river." "We must regroup." "To Beruna!" "To the bridge!" "Charge!" "What is happening?" " The river!" " Retreat!" "Back!" "Back!" "Assemble on that bank!" "You will not be harmed!" "Surrender your weapons!" "Take off the armor!" "Rise, kings and queens of Narnia." "All of you." "I do not think I am ready." "It's for that very reason I know you are." "Oh!" "Thank you, Your Majesty." "Thank you." "Uh..." "Oh!" "Hail, Aslan!" "It is a great honor to be in..." "I'm completely out of countenance." "I must crave your indulgence for appearing in this unseemly fashion." "Uh... perhaps a drop more?" " I don't think it does that." " You could have a go." "It becomes you well, small one." "All the same, great king," "I regret that I must withdraw, for a tail is the honor and glory of a mouse." "Perhaps you think too much of your honor, friend." "Well, it's not just the honor." "It's also great for balance." "And climbing." "And grabbing things." "May it please Your High Majesty, we will not bear the shame of wearing an honor denied to our chief." "Not for the sake of your dignity, but for the love of your people." "Look!" "Thank you, my liege." "I will treasure it always." "From this day forward it will serve as a great reminder of my huge humility." "Now, where is this dear little friend you've told me so much about?" "Do you see him now?" "Your Majesty?" "We are ready." "Everyone has assembled." "Narnia belongs to the Narnians, just as it does to man." "Any Telmarines who want to stay and live in peace are welcome to." "But for any of you who wish," "Aslan will return you to the home of our forefathers." "It's been generations since we left Telmar." "We're not referring to Telmar." "Your ancestors were seafaring brigands." "Pirates run aground on an island." "There they found a cave, a rare chasm that brought them here from their world." "The same world as our kings and queens." "It is to that island I can return you." "It is a good place for any who wish to make a new start." "I will go." "I will accept the offer." "So will we." "Because you have spoken first, your future in that world shall be good." " Where did they go?" " They killed them." "How do we know he is not leading us to our death?" "Sire." "If my example can be of any service," "I will take 11 mice through with no delay." " We'll go." " We will?" "Come on." "Our time's up." "After all we're not really needed here any more." "I will look after it until you return." "I'm afraid that's just it." "We're not coming back." "We're not?" "You two are." "At least, I think he means you two." "But why?" " Did they do something wrong?" " Quite the opposite, dear one." "But all things have their time." "Your brother and sister have learned what they can from this world." "Now it's time for them to live in their own." "It's all right, Lu." "It's not how I thought it would be but it's all right." "One day you'll see, too." "Come on." "I'm glad I came back." "I wish we had more time together." "It would never have worked, anyway." "Why not?" "I am 1,300 years older than you." "I'm sure when I'm older I'll understand." "I'm older and don't think I want to understand." "Aren't you coming, Phyllis?" "You don't think there's any way we can get back?" "I've left my new torch in Narnia."

"My name is Jane Vasco." "I could use you on my team." "I work for a secret government agency that hunts Neuros." "People who can do dangerous things with their minds." "On my first assignment... something a little weird happened, okay, something really weird." "Until I get some answers I'm getting on with my life, doing my job... stocking up on aspirin... because I gotta tell ya, pain's a bitch!" "MAGICIAN'S PALACE" "He's actually pretty good." "It's child's play." "Cheap tricks." "Maybe." "All any of us have to do is... better." " So, what're you guys doing tonight?" " Levitation." "Wow, ambitious!" "But... isn't there something in the rules against that?" "I don't recall any rules about that." "Yeah, the rules strictly prohibit any pre-rigging of the stage." " How you guys're gonna set up your wire rig?" " Wire rig?" "Yeah." "How else are you going to perform levitation?" "Magic." "Next, Howard Morris." "The amazing Howie!" "Marcia!" "Gentlemen, as you know, the rules for tonight's audition strictly forbid any use of stage apparatus." "I assure you gentlemen, there is none." "And now, if you expected any gimmicks, prepare to watch in wonder... as you experience true magic." "True magic." "What do you make of that, Andre?" "PAINKILLER JANE 1x14 "THE AMAZING HOWIE" Subtitles subXpacio and TusSeries" "Some things carry over from childhood." "Okay, using my teddy bears for target practice, wasn't particularly childlike." "But I knew what I wanted to do when I grew up." "For some kids it was music, others wanted to be police officers." "And sometimes our childhood dreams don't work out the way we planned." "Come to think of it, entering the subway in the morning, feels kind of like going into a kid's secret clubhouse." "Only in adulthood, the other kids in the clubhouse... are professionals on a team..." "Well, at least we pretend we are." "Morning." " Is it?" " Have you been here all night?" "What are you working on?" "Maybe I don't want to know." "Last night I saw a woman levitate into the air." "And then you woke up?" "It wasn't a dream." "It was a magic trick." " I see." " Jane, I know this trick." "Ok, I know how it's done, but this guy, Howie, he didn't do it like that." "I mean this woman, she really levitated." " Okay..." " What is okay?" "What the heck is okay about a real live human female levitating, with no gimmicks involved, nothing?" "I'm sorry." "Jane, don't you see what this means?" "No, what does it mean?" "Oh, great." "Either this guy Howie is smarter than I am, which we all know is impossible, or it's something else that should be very obvious to all of you." "Howie's a Neuro." "Because he performed a magic trick that you can't figure out." "There's no other explanation." "Mental meltdown, yours?" " Ok, guys, you weren't there last night." " Where exactly is there?" "The Magician's Palace." "It's a very exclusive club." "Once a year, they hold auditions for amateur magicians who want to join." "And what were you doing there?" "Research." "Is there something that came up on your radar that I'm unaware of?" "No." "I just figured, you know, the more we know the better prepared we are." "Yeah, you know, boss, just in case a Neuro wants to saw one of us in half." "Hey, boss, I know we were dealing with a bunch of comedians." "How'd the tryout go, Ri?" " Who said anything about me trying out?" " Wait a second." "You do magic?" " Why am I not surprised." " Ok, yes!" "I do magic, ok?" "And last night I made it to the final round of auditions." "And so did this guy, Howie." "Ok, boss, This trick that he did, it was impossible." " Or just a really good trick." " No." "No, I mean, I've been working on this thing all night." " There's only one explanation." " He's better than you." "Are you guys dense?" "You guys can't even spot a Neuro when all the evidence is right there in front of you." "Well, maybe we need a volunteer from the audience to help us out." "Madam, you, you come help us please!" "Okay, it's not going to be on my shoulders, when Howie's powers escalate, ok?" "I mean, who knows what he's capable of." " Yes, just, Connor, shut up." " Yeah." "This is not enough evidence to move forward." "You're gonna have to let it go." "Oh, if only the blind could see." "We've got a new lead on that..." "what did you call it?" "It's a shape-shifter" " Right, the one we lost in Virginia..." "Right now that's top priority." "Let's roll." "Boss, when we find this guy, you chip him." "We'll get Riley to pull a quarter out of his ear." "Ok, I heard that!" "He pet." "oh!" " Hi." " Hey!" "How we..." " Looking for this?" " Look," "I realize that probably shouldn't be here." "No." "You really shouldn't." "Look Howie, I'm really sorry." "It's just..." "I got so nervous about tomorrow's audition," "I know you're going to have something amazing," "I just came here to find what I'm up against." "You're that desperate to get into the magician's palace?" " Yeah, it's pathetic, I know." " I could have you disqualified." "If I were you, I would." "Everybody makes mistakes, Ri." "May the best man win." "Really." "Okay." "Thanks." "Hey, Ri." "Any hot dates float your way?" " What do you want?" " I need a favor." "Can you hack into Seth's database?" "Yes." "Why would I want to?" "Seth ran some tests on me last week, and every time I ask for the results, he says he doesn't have them yet." "Well, I think he does and he's keeping something from me." " I just want to know the truth." " Okay... why would I want to?" " I'll owe you one?" " You already owe me one." "Besides, I'm busy." "I got to prepare for my audition." "Which I'm not going to win because Howie is a Neuro." "Okay, okay." "I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important." "My job's important." " Besides, if Andre finds out about this..." " All right, fine." "Don't help me." "I'm just the girl who can heal from anything." "Jane, wait!" " I'll make you a deal." " I'm listening." "I'll get the test results from Seth." "But you have to do me a favor in return." "And what might that favour be?" " You can't be serious." " Quit your complaining." "This is what all the best assistants are wearing." "So, you got your stuff covered?" "You know what to do?" "Riley, if you make me go over this one more time..." "I just want to make sure it goes off without a hitch." "Oh man, these judges are going to be blown away." " I thought that was my job." " Ladies and gentlemen, Riley Jensen." "How do I look?" "It's show time!" "For my next illusion," "I'll need some help from my lovely assistant, Jane." "A 38-caliber revolver." "Please examine it to confirm that hasn't been modified in any way." "The ammunition, please." "And if you wouldn't mind loading it, sir." "Solid steel, six inches thick." "Are you satisfied that the gun and the ammunition are genuine?" "They appear to be." "Excellent." "Is this, in fact, a spent 38 caliber slug?" "It's still warm." "And there's blood." "Very impressive, Mr. Jensen." "Howard Morris." "All the best assistants are wearing them?" "Wait." "If I may..." "The illusion I had planned will pale in comparison to Riley's, so instead I'd like to repeat what you just witnessed, and turn it up a notch." " Howie, you can't do this." " It's the ultimate challenge, performing another magician's trick with no preparation, no rehearsal, and the same props." "Howie, you don't understand." "It's Jane... she..." " She knows the trick!" " I have Marcia." "No, but Marcia, she..." "Look, please Howie, you can't do this." "Look, he cannot do this trick." "Each entrant is entitled to perform the illusion of their choosing, Mr. Jensen." "But you don't understand, he'll kill her!" "No!" "Bravo!" "Well done!" "You walked out on me." "After I put on the star spangled tap dancing costume... and let you shoot me in the gut." "I think I held up my end of the bargain." " So, you didn't see what happened?" " What was there to see?" " You won, Howie lost, case closed." " No." "Howie won." "But how is that possible?" "Because he did the same trick." "With my gun and with a normal assistant!" "I was talking about Marcia." "You know what I mean." " But that's impossible." " Yeah?" "Not, no, for a Neuro it isn't!" "Ri, you've got to let this go." "Yeah, what if I get a DNA results?" " Would that finally convince you?" " I'm serious." "You're going to get yourself in trouble if you keep obsessing about this guy." "All right, fine." "I won't ask for your help any more." "Riley..." "My end of the deal." "I got into Seth's computer." "You were right." "He has the results of your tests." "And are you going to share?" "You can take a look yourself." "It was written in doctor-ese mumbo jumbo." "I have no idea what it means." "Then I guess I'm gonna have to ask someone who does." " You lied to me." " I'm sorry?" "You lied to me." " About what?" " My test results." "You told me you didn't have them yet." "Did you break into my files?" "Is that bad?" "Do you think I can't handle it?" "Jane, the results aren't bad at all." "They're just surprising." " Andre thought..." " You talked to Andre?" "Yes, he agreed that I should recheck my procedures... and look for any possible errors before telling you what I found." " Which is?" " All right, you remember taking an IQ test in high school?" "Since then, your score has gone up... by 35 points." " And?" " Well, that simply doesn't happen." "Someone might gain five, or even ten points at most." "But a jump like yours it's astonishing." "The amazing Jane." "It's hardly bad news." "Your spatial processing, pattern recognition, analytical skills, short and long-term memory they've all vastly improved." " The question is why?" " I'm not sure, but it's... possibly related to your healing." "You see, in a normal brain, neurons are forming new connections all the time, but most of those die off... unless they're reinforced through practice and repetition but yours... yours seem to survive." "Can't believe you broke into my files." "So what happens now?" "I just... keep getting smarter until, what, my brain explodes?" "I wish I could tell you but... this is uncharted territory for both of us." "But I think the chances of cranial detonation are low." "Thanks." "That's reassuring." "No problem." "Now, I'll just reset my password." "A toast to the newest member of the Magician's Palace." " Congratulations." "Thank you." "I really appreciate you coming tonight." "I know I haven't exactly been a gracious loser, but I'm telling you, the trick you did last night was mind-blowing." "Come on, Riley, you can drop the act." "What do you mean?" "You know exactly how I did the trick with the gun, because you did it the same way." "You got to wonder how many of us there really are out there." "How many of us... what?" "Real magicians." "People who don't need gimmicks or slight of hand..." "People who can truly perform magic." "Right." "Right, true magic, yeah." "I mean, I didn't want to be the first person to say it." "You know how some people are." " I thought I was the only one." " No, no, no, no." "There's..." "Well, me and my dad." "When did you first know that you were... special?" "After I inherited my dad's wand." "I'd been studying magic all my life but..." "I only got good enough to do birthday parties or amateur nights, but I was just doing the same fake tricks as everybody else." "But after I got the wand, it's like the conduit of real magic," "Everything changed." "You should've seen my face when that first rabbit actually materialized in that hat." " That must have been something." " Yeah." "So, what about you?" "When did you first, you know, achieved your gift?" "My gift, yeah." " Could I get some more..." " Oh, god!" " Spilt my water..." "I'm sorry." " Everything all right?" "Fine." " We'll clean it up right away." " That would be great." " Are you okay?" " Did I get you?" "Don't worry about it, it's okay." "I'm sorry." "I'm just..." "No, it's okay." "What were you saying?" "What was I saying?" " Oh, about my gift." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, I was walking in town," "Chinatown actually, I was in Chinatown." "And there was this little store," "This little store, and I went inside and there was this statue, a Buddhist statue." "And the owner, he didn't want to sell it to me, right?" "But there was something about it." "I just felt like it was meant for me." "You know what that feeling is like, right?" " I did not really know." " Not really know." "Well, anyway, one thing led to another, I convinced him to sell it to me." "Buda-bing, buda-boom, that was that." "Gift." " Did you switch cups?" " What?" "No." "No." " Are you trying to drug me?" " No, of course not." "I am not trying to drug you." "You're after my wand." "No." "I'm not after..." "I thought you were a kindred spirit, Riley." " I thought I could trust you." " No, but you can trust me." "Ok, I don't want your wand!" "The truth is I work with some people... that might be able to figure what's really happening to you." "I know exactly what's happening to you." "Howie?" "!" "Howie?" "!" "Howie?" "!" "Ahhhh!" "Howie!" "Howie!" "Howie!" "Seth, I need you to run a DNA sample." "On what?" "You'll see here." " Egg shells?" " Yeah." "You've encountered the first Neuro chicken, have you?" "Cute." "These came out of Howie Morris' mouth." "So, basically all you need to do is get a saliva sample and run the test." "Right?" " Well, theoretically." "Ok, then let's do it." "Riley, I can't do anything without Andre's authorization." "Give me a break, Andre?" "We don't need to let him know." "I mean, we just run the DNA tests and that's it." "Sorry." "Do you..." "Do you want to take your magic egg shells with you?" "...one of my team members has the right to follow hunches..." "The right to follow their intuition, but when we are working on a single case," "Riley, I need you to keep your head in the game." "You want to follow this up?" "Do it at home!" "Hey!" " He's still on the magician thing?" " Yeah." "Now he wants a DNA test on an eggshell." " Why not let him have it?" " Why, you think he's onto something?" "No." "But you know Riley." "He's not going to let this go until he gets proof, one way or the other." "We have confirmed cases, they take priority." "Yes, we need Riley on those confirmed cases." "And while he's got his head wrapped up in this, he'll be so distracted that..." "He's a professional, he'll have to get over it." " I agree." " Good." "That's why I'm saying, why not show him the results from the DNA test, and when they come back negative, we can get back to business as usual." " Waste our resources to humor Riley." " it's a favor for a friend." "And before you argue with me, let me remind you... that new and improved IQ number in my file?" "It's higher than yours." "Who's there?" "It's Riley." "What do you want?" "Listen, Howie, I just want to explain what happened at the restaurant." "Ok?" "It's not what you thought." "You wanna come in?" "Thanks." "Riley be gone!" "Why don't you go over his place and look around?" "I've already been there." "The lunatic's probably off on his Neuro hunt." "Actually, that lunatic might be in a bit of trouble." "Those eggshells tested Neuro positive." "It's clear." "No sign that he's been here." "You gotta wonder what this Howie guy could've done to him." "For all we know he could be levitated over the East river by now." "I'm glad you find this amusing." " He is a Neuro!" " I know, but, c'mon!" "What's the guy gonna do?" "Pull a rabbit out of his hat?" "We still got to find him." "And Riley too." "Howie, what have you...?" " Where are we?" " The Magician's Palace." "If you're thinking of calling for help, don't bother." "This whole wing is being renovated." " What did you do to me?" " The disappearing sack trick." "I wish you could have seen it." "It was very impressive." "What did it feel like?" "Why don't you try it on yourself and find out?" "You know, I didn't want it to come to this." "But you didn't give me much of a choice." "Lying to me, trying to steal my wand." "And who are these "people you work for?"" "Government?" "Military?" "People who want to use my gift for their own nefarious purposes?" "It's not like that." "I know why you're doing this, Riley." "Is because you're jealous." "Because I'm the real McCoy." "You're not the real McCoy, Howie, you're not a magician." "You're cheating." " Cheating?" " Illusions take time and skill... years of practice." "Your "gift" just fell in your lap." "Hey, I earned this." "I spent my entire life proving myself worthy of my father's legacy." "This wand is my reward." "Enough with the wand, it's a stick." "And it has nothing to do with your ability." "What would you know about it?" "You're what we call a Neuro." "You have a genetic mutation and that's what gives you your power." " That's absurd!" " It's what my team does." "We track down Neuros." "Some can control people's minds, start fires... bring back the dead." "You, you can do magic." " You're delusional." " It's in your mind, Howie." "Your father's wand just gives you the confidence that you need." "No!" "Your magic, when did it begin?" "After my dad died," "I didn't have the heart to perform for a while." "When I started again, I decided to use his wand in my act as a kind of a... as a tribute." "Nothing special happened, not for weeks." "When that rabbit first appeared in the hat," "I hadn't changed anything." "I didn't do anything different," "I didn't even eat a decent breakfast." "So you thought of the wand." "I would have done the same." "I thought maybe it didn't work at first because..." "I was out of practice, or I wasn't good enough." "And when the real magic came, I thought maybe it was... a final gift from my father, to show that I deserved it." "Now you're telling me that's not true?" "That the only thing my father left me was... an old stick with chipped paint." "And that if it wasn't for some random mutation, I'd still be... a marginally talented hack pulling a quarter out of nine years old's ear." "That's what you're telling me?" "Yeah." "Pretty much." "Okay, I've got Howie's recent credit card activity." "Mostly online purchases of books and magic supplies." " Several charges for pizza delivery." " What a life!" " Plane tickets?" "Car rentals?" "Hotel rooms?" " No." "Come on, what would genius boy do to find himself?" "Think!" "Wait!" "Try checking traffic cameras near Howie's apartment." "That's a great idea." "I have no clue how to do that." "Come on!" "Even with that oversized IQ of yours?" "Since none of you guys were taking me seriously," "I had to take matters into my own hands." "If you're watching this, it means I've been missing now for about twelve hours." "If I were sitting there, with you guys, which I'm obviously not," "I might be able to help you." "So..." "He's thorough." "You gotta give him that." "I've hooked up my heat signature to the database... and linked into N.S.A.'s satellites." "The red dot you see should indicate where my location is." "Hopefully one of you guys can read a map... and I'm not at the bottom of a river somewhere by the time you get to get this." "So come find me." "Where is that?" "I'd say it's way at the end of Old Post road." "Let's rock and roll." "Maybe you're right." "Maybe my abilities did come from some... mutant gene." "The thing I'm realizing, Riley is..." "it doesn't matter." "It doesn't matter?" "Of course it matters." "Why?" " Because you'll know the truth." " But magic is all about hiding the truth." " Using an illusion to complete the trick." " Your life isn't a trick, Howie." "If you have a genetic anomaly, it needs to be dealt with." "Dealt with?" "What do you mean?" "Riley, how would you like to spend the rest of your life in a rabbit cage?" " We can chip you!" " Chip me?" "It's a small chip that emits an electrical charge." " That puts an end to my magic?" " It's not magic, Howie." "My whole life, I grew up watching my father bring a sense of... mystery and wonder to people's lives." "Finally, I can do the same." "I don't understand you or your team, Riley." "Why would you want to "chip" somebody like me?" "I'm not dangerous." "It's not what we want." "It's just over time we've realized that every Neuro is potentially dangerous." "Why?" "Because I'm different?" "Because I can do things that most people can't?" "The same about Einstein or Hawking." "And what about Mozart?" "He was composing when he was four." "You gonna chip him too?" "Somehow, I doubt that Mozart was a Neuro." "What if he was?" "You know what your problem is, Riley?" " I'm still tied to a chair?" " You're scared." "Scared?" "Scared of what?" "Anything." "Anything you don't understand." "Instead of enjoying the ride, you try to figure it out and make it all logical." "Of course." "It's probably why you love your computers so much." " They're reliable." " Is that all that matters in life?" "Reliable?" "What about the joy of mystery?" "Love?" "Don't you remember the first time you saw someone turn a tiger... into a beautiful woman in the blink of an eye?" "Before you started calculating it and explaining it all to yourself?" "Wasn't there a moment where your jaw dropped... and your heart stuck in your throat and all you could think of was..." "Wow." "You want to take that away?" "From children?" "From adults?" "From yourself?" " My heat signature!" " Excuse me?" "Howie, you nee to go." "You need to get out of here." " Why?" " My teammates, they'll be coming." "I gave them a way to find me." "You have to go now!" " Conner, wait...!" " Ahhh!" "You can't hold me." "Into thin air!" "Into thin air!" "Into thin air!" "No!" "Yes!" "Riley," " ...you okay?" " Yeah." "Great." " We made a mistake!" " Yes." "I was just about to say that we should have trusted your instincts more." "Good job." "Howie is not a threat." "Ok?" "We should de-chip him and let him go." "De-chip?" "Is that possible?" "The doctors at NICO have done some surgeries." "It's not conclusive but they're suggesting it's possible." "There's a step backward for the world." " And why would they want to do this?" " I don't know." "It's not my department." "If anyone deserves to be de-chipped it should be Howie." "He's harmless." "He just wants to make people happy." "He's a Neuro, Riley." "The path to hell is paved with good intentions." "Howie's only on the path to the Magician's Palace." "Sorry, we can't take the risk." "Then you better chip me, too." "What are you doing?" "!" "You see, you can take the risk." "There's always a choice." "But then, you might need me to save your asses." "Again." " That's not funny." " The debate is over." "Howie is chipped and he goes to NICO." "Connor." "Thanks for trying." "Is there any way you could de-chip him on your own?" "No." "Seth would have to operate, and... you know Seth." "Without Andre's authorization..." "What?" "When I first joined the team, Seth and I we ran some tests on the Neuro chip, to find out if anything might disrupt its function." " And?" " If I can create..." " ...a strong enough electromagnetic field." " Can you do that?" "If anyone can..." "This is your deal, Riley." "You're on your own." " You got a pick up for us?" " Yeah." " When did this happen?" " Last month." "They upgraded everything." "They've already been chipped, they don't pose any threat." "I don't make the orders." "I drive the freaks." "Where is it?" "What do you want?" "Look, I've got to get you out of here." "Why bother?" "You've taken away the one thing from me that ever truly mattered." "You think I could ever go back to a normal, boring, life?" "It's not that bad, is it?" "Only by comparison to a world filled with magic." "I think I can disable your chip." "What?" "Just get ready." "For what?" "Trust me." "Howie!" "Howie!" "Howie!" "Are you okay?" "You've electrocuted me?" "We don't have much time." "Try your magic." "Try to disappear." " It's no use." " No, you want to try!" "Please, try it." "Come on." "I will vanish..." "Now!" "You need to concentrate." "Okay?" "Look, just pretend like I'm the audience." "Ok, Howie, amaze me." "Amaze me!" "Come on, Howie!" "I can't." "The chip's still working." "The jolt that I gave you has got to work." "I'm telling you I can't!" " I've got to get you out of here." " Don't, don't!" " I'm willing to accept my fate." " Yeah, well, I'm not." "Come on!" " What is this place?" " Someplace I have to get you out of." "What the hell happened here?" "What do you know about this?" "I don't." "And where the hell is Riley?" "Come on, Howie!" "We have to hurry!" "Howie, you need to try it, try it again!" " Riley, I told you that..." " Howie, we're running out of time!" "Take this." "Just try again for your dad." "Come on." "The amazing Howie will now..." "be gone!" "Riley." "Hey, boss." "Beautiful day, huh?" "Where's Morris?" "Howie?" "Isn't he in his cell?" "You know damn well he's not in his cell!" "No, I have no idea." "How does a chipped Neuro get out of his cell without setting off security?" "Magic?" "Magic." "It always amazed me how Riley was able to pull a rabbit out of his hat... when it came to computer information," "I never dreamed he was able to do it literally as well." "In the end Howie was right, it didn't matter to the non-magicians in his audience how he did his tricks." "They were there to be entertained and amused."

"Previously on "Colony"..." "We successfully captured a key Red Hand operative." "Yet before we could extract" " any useful intelligence..." " No, no, come on." "She managed to kill herself while in our custody." " Come on." " What is it?" "It's our chance to change everything." "A sensitive file was downloaded from my office computer." "The other information on that flash drive, it matched something else we've been working on." "This isn't a colony." "It's a death camp." "Proxy Alcala is here, ma'am." " You're late." " My apologies." "The traffic." "Proxy Fleming, Proxy Lee, what did I miss?" "Helena was just bringing us up to date on last night's explosion." "It was an automated transport ship." "None of our Hosts were harmed." "Can we say that this was an act of sabotage?" "Yes, and since virtually all of the supplies on the ship passed through our processing and labor camps..." "It's not our fault." "They can't possibly blame us." "They have blamed us for less." "In the meantime, we need to continue to do our jobs, which is to maintain order in this Colony." "That's what I wanted to talk about." "Everyone in my bloc saw the explosion, and I'm sure the Resistance will try to claim it for propaganda purposes." "I suggest we get ahead of it." "The Greatest Day is gaining real momentum in my bloc." "With the right spin, the public will believe that this event was intentional." "We can't push this Greatest Day thing too hard." "The people still need to respect the civilian authority." "It would be a mistake to let a crisis go to waste." "The nature of their response is out of our hands." "Let's just ensure that any decisions we make now won't come back to haunt us." "Understand?" "Of course." "My fellow citizens, we all saw something... remarkable last night." "Now, I know that there are a lot of rumors going around our bloc." "What you witnessed... was the test of a technology that you have never seen before, one capable of inter-dimensional travel." "All in preparation for the Greatest Day." "I understand the hardships that all of you..." "Asshole." "They're holding for you." "This is the Governor-General." "Have they decided on a response?" " Ohh." " Oh, no, no." "Damn it." "Yeah." "What happened?" "Someone left a loose end at the safe house yesterday." "Once again, I find myself asking how this could have happened." "Once we secured the perimeter, the cordon moved inside." "No one was covering the back." "This Red Hand is a dangerous group of anarchists, part of a toxic ideology that threatens order in our bloc." "The more they continue to propagate, the more impotent we're going to appear." "Do we know where this kid is?" "The surveillance pool is working overtime." "Every eye we have is looking for Mr. Emmett Hallstead." "Give me one day, Mr. Bennett, without anything getting in my way, and I will bring him in." "I've already seen what this partnership is capable of together." "I want to see how you operate on your own." "Detective Burke, you will oversee the surveillance operation as we look for Mr. Hallstead." "Detective Bowman, you will return to the safe house and find whatever it is you missed the first time around." " Why am I the one being sidelined?" " There is no sideline." "I'm just waiting for one of you to do something useful." " Hey." " Hey." " You make any progress on that file?" " Yeah." "I feel like I'm putting together slides for the most depressing TED Talk ever." ""So You're Going Extinct."" "It's a powerful message." "Should inspire more people to join the fight." "It worked on me." "Well, does that mean you're gonna be moving into our lovely little flat?" "Will's in trouble." "His team raided one of the Red Hand's safe houses." "Will found a kid hiding inside, helped him escape." "But now they're out looking for the kid." "All right, so let me get this right." "You sabotage our operation with the the RAP and quit the group, yet when you need help, we're supposed to pretend it didn't happen?" "I am the reason you escaped the Occupation." "And I helped you with BB." "Yeah, that worked great." "We'll go to Hennessey and tell him about the kid." "Whoa." "Why are you taking the gauntlet?" "Hennessey's gonna hold onto it." " Who decided that?" " I did." "Don't you think we should talk about this?" "We're under a lot of heat, and it's not doing any good sitting in a box down here." "That's the only thing we have." " We've been..." " It's the right play." "There's a load down in sectors 1-5." "Repeat: a load down in sectors 1-5." "Show me." "Clean it up." " Not a trace." " Yes, sir." "Do you remember when my... my mum came to visit?" "Yeah." "I think I traumatized her by taking her to that Ethiopian place." "She liked you, you know." "She... always wondered why we... we couldn't make it work." "I, uh, have to show you something." "Where did you get this?" "They're posted all over the city." "Did you call this number?" "I did." "They have her." "I... wait." "Your mother's in England." " I thought your mother was in England." " Yeah, they... they work for some intelligence unit outside the Colony." "Oh, Jesus, Simon." "This is our chance to get out." "We didn't sign up for this." "We'll just... we'll just say we got in too deep, that we didn't know what we were doing." "You really think they'll buy that?" "All they want is the gauntlet." "That's why we have to act now before Hennessey goes and does something with it." "Morgan, we have to cut our losses." "How can... how can we trust them?" "Well, if we stay in this bloc, we're dead anyway." "Okay." "What do we have to do?" "We need to give them Broussard." "I have to say, Mr. Bowman," "I didn't think you had it in you." "I'm curious whether when you stole my keycard to help your attractive, fanatical girlfriend you thought about the consequences to not only yourself but every other person in this place." "Today I'm not the prison warden who's gonna threaten you with punishment." "Today I'm just a fellow inmate." "And I'm telling you... that you just signed your own death warrant... and mine... and every other soul in this camp." "Because the RAPs do not care who wears what uniform down here." "When something like this happens, we all burn." "Unless, of course, it never happened." "If there's no evidence at all that your friend's little gunpowder plot originated here, then it didn't happen." "And if it didn't happen, then maybe we all get to live another day." "Of course, that would mean that there can be no contradicting evidence left behind, anything or anyone that could upset the delicate narrative that you and I are establishing." "Which means that I need you... to provide me with names." "So you can have more people killed?" "I'm sorry." "Was I, in my state of utter distress, babbling in tongues?" "Your friends are already dead!" "This is damage control." "Either some of us die, or all of us do." "You get the honor of deciding which one of those it's going to be." "What are you doing here?" "Are you with the police?" "Who are you?" "My... my... my name is is Karen." "I'm Karen Brun." "I heard that my daughter might be living here, and I was just trying to find out where she might be." "What's your daughter's name?" "Francine, but she goes by Frankie." "Do you know her?" "Do you know where she is?" "Please, I haven't... she left home." "I haven't..." "I mean, I haven't heard from her in months, and... but then one of her friends... said that he heard that she was here, but the blood and the bullets... if you know where she is," "please just tell me." "Your daughter was in the Resistance." "And..." "I'm sorry." "She didn't make it." "Oh, my God." "She's dead." "I wanted to know where she was." "I..." "I thought that I did." "I was separated from my son during the invasion." "He was gone for over a year." " Not knowing was..." " I should've..." "I should've kept her closer." "It's not your fault." "She got involved with a powerful cult." "No." "Cults prey on the weak." "And my daughter was strong." "You're right." "She was." "Were... were you there when..." "I have to know." "If someone could have told you about your son, even if the news was terrible, wouldn't you have wanted to know?" " I tried to save her." " You tried to save her?" "You tried." "The RAPs don't even have to kill us anymore, because we're all down here lining up to do their work for them." "And now I'm gonna go to the factory, just for being Frankie's mother, because that's what you people do." "Not all of us." "Oh, my God." "This place is a dead end." " Take me back to HQ." " Yes, sir." " Hey." " This is Hennessey." "Katie, the one I told you about." "Always happy to meet a member of the extended family." "Is that the thing?" "I will take good care of it." " What's this?" " Doomsday clock." "It's an analysis of classified census data from around the colony." "A little over 27 months from now, the population in the city will be reduced to 2.5%" "These... were strewn all over the bloc, this morning." "_" "Is that even possible?" "Maybe, maybe not." "Either way, you've got to admire the balls on 'em." "Are you in touch with them?" "Not for lack of trying." "The Occupation is looking for one of their gophers." "We could warn them." "It might be a way in." "And why are we suddenly so eager to find an in?" "Her husband, Will." "The collaborator." "He let a kid go during a raid." "The Occupation sniffed it out." "They find the kid and break him, it'll be bad for Will." "I just don't see why that would be bad for me." "No offense." "My husband has been valuable to the cause." "Refuse to help him and you're cutting off one of your best sources inside the Occupation." "The name of the kid who escaped the safe house is Emmett Hallstead." "How do you know that?" "Because he came here last night asking me for help." "He didn't go back to the Red Hand?" "They're the ones he's running from." "He's terrified of them." "Says they're gonna kill him just to tie up loose ends." "Yeah, shades of ISIS, man." "I put him in a safe house until things cool down." "Whether or not he stays put..." "You have all been very stupid." "What are you doing?" " What are you doing?" " Ungag him." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Augh, ahh, wait." "Wait." "Wait a minute." "Stop." "I was lying." "I was lying." "I was lying." "You wanted names, so I gave you names, okay?" "That's what I've been wondering." "Should I really trust this kid?" "Or is he using my empathy against me?" "I'm not playing a game, Bram." "My life is at stake." "Lots of lives are at stake, so I need the truth." "All of it." "No, don't, don't, don't." "He didn't do anything." "I swear to God he didn't do anything." "Please don't." "Ohh." " Was anyone else involved?" " No." "You've just been lying to me." "Why should I believe you now?" "I want to go home." "You're a loose end." "Was anyone else involved?" "No!" "Let him go." "The kids in that dumpster, we killed them, you and me." "But we did it so that everyone else can live." "The way you can honor their sacrifice is by keeping your mouth shut." "Forever." "♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm ♪" "Welcome, friends." "We gather here to celebrate another passing day, and with it one more step..." " ... on our journey." " Please stop that, Charlie." "The time has come to make preparations, to set aside earthly concerns and give ourselves over..." "Charlie, stop it." "The Greatest day will be upon us and we who have been enlightened, who honor our Hosts with our patience and obedience..." " will be lifted up into their glory." " This is a sacred place." "No, it's not." "You know, if you actually paid attention for once, you might learn something." "I don't want to learn this stuff; it's stupid." "All I have to do is tell one of the elders that I've been looking after a boy who is violent, destructive, and completely without remorse, and that I have identified him as a candidate for focused restoration." "And in just a few seconds, they will pull you out of sight, and you will never see your family again." "Is that what you want, Charlie?" "Good." "And is now nearly upon us, but only..." "Sir, found him." "This is Westlake and 6th looking north from 6:21 A.M. this morning." "In position." "You're clear." "Who's there?" "Your friend Hennessey wants me to move you." " Who are you?" " My name is Elise." "And you're not safe here." " No shit, lady." " I'm here to help." " I have him." " Wait." "Who is that?" "That's just my backup, sweetheart." "I'm not going anywhere unless I speak to Hennessey." "The Occupation is looking for you," " and we don't have time." " Shit." "I can't go out there." "Why didn't you just go back to your cell?" "I was the only one who escaped that raid." "They'd never believe that I didn't talk." "They'll kill me just to make sure." " Katie, we've got company." " Who?" "Redhats." " How long do I have?" " You don't." "They're surrounding the building." "Abort, Katie." "Hey, wait." "Katie, you need to get out of there right now." "Damn it." "Check your safety." "Let's go!" "You two, left." "You two, right." "Come on!" " Tell me where you are." " You two, left." "You two, right." "Go!" "Katie, talk to me." "Katie, talk to me." "Katie, you hear me?" "Get to the east side of the building, where we came in." "Okay, listen to me." "There is a fire escape." "Meet me..." "Sir, we got him." "Let's go!" "Move!" " Get off of me." " Shut up!" "Let's go!" "Let go of me." "I didn't do anything." "Uh-huh." "Right." "Keep moving!" " Get in there." " Get in!" "Governor-General, always good to see you." "Proxy Alcala talk to you, hmm?" " Get in the car." " Excuse me?" "There's a meeting back at the Colony." "I'll explain along the way." "If this is about the incident last night," "I assure you it didn't come from my camp." "You're welcome to search the grounds." " We don't have anything to hide here." " It's already been decided." "I took care of everything." "The Hosts could scan this camp themselves." " They wouldn't find anything." " It doesn't matter, Alan." "You need to get in the car." "I'm not getting in the car." "I'm trying to save your life." "Now get in the car." "Let's go." "Wait." "Wait." "Six-one-four-nine." "Let's go." "Go, go, go, come on." "Get off me." "What are you doing?" " Come on." " What's going on?" "Get in." "Where are you taking me?" "Look at that." "I didn't even need the whole day." "Like I said, I was just a spotter." "I'll tell you whatever." "Please, you just have to protect me." " Protect you from whom?" " Them." "They'll kill me if they know I've even talked to you." "They won't touch you inside here, son." "You have my word on that." "So you won't send me to the Factory?" "That depends on how much you can help me." "What do you want to know?" "How did you escape the safe house?" "I hid in a crawl space." "They never searched it." "Who recruited you?" " Frankie." " Frankie Brun?" "How did she recruit you?" "She said she loved me." "I'd never been with a girl before." "Did you ever have contact with the leader of the cell?" " Yes." " Who is he?" "She." "Her name is Karen." "Frankie's mother." "He's outside." "Augh!" "Ugh!" "Hey." " They found the kid." " Yeah, I know." "He didn't give me up in the first interview." "They're gonna torture him." "I tried, Will." "I had him in my hands, and he ran." "He was so young." "To be habitable for humans, a planet must have three things." " What's the first one?" " Water." "Excellent, goes there." "And what is the second... the second answer?" " Oxygen." " Very good." "And the third?" " Sunlight." " Good job, Gracie." "All right, let's move on to question number two." ""Astronomers estimate that there are 8.8 billion" ""habitable planets..."" "What's wrong, Charlie?" "Finish your assignment, please, Gracie." "Come on." "We have to go now." " Wait." "What?" " Hey, get..." "Charlie, get back here." "Gracie, you are not done with your lesson." "I'm serious." "I will not tolerate..." "Come on, let's go!" " Get Gracie." " Yeah." "I'll put her to bed." "We gotta go!" "Will." "Will." "Charlie, Gracie." "Oh, God." "What happened?" " Where are they?" " They've been relocated." "He never listened to you." "Not many people could have done that." "I owe you." "I want to learn." "We're going to live here?" "Just for a little while." "It's not so bad." "We'll decorate, and we'll make it a home." "Okay." "Welcome home." "Don't blame me." "I told you what was gonna happen, and then it happened." "They killed everyone." "Yeah." "You work for them." "So does your father." "So does everyone who is holding out hope that someday things will be different." "You survived." "Don't forget why." "Give my best to your dad." "Bram." "Thank God." "It's okay." "It's okay." "You're home."

"OK, I'll go first." "Let me say, we don't really need to be here." " See, we've been married five years." " Six." "Five, six years." "And this is like a check-up for us." "Chance to poke around the engine, maybe change the oil." " Replace a seal or two." " Yeah, that's it." "Very well, then." "Let's pop the hood." "On a scale of one to ten, how happy a couple are you?" " Eight." " Wait." "Ten being perfectly happy and one being totally miserable, or..." " Just respond instinctively." " OK." "Ready?" "Eight." "How often do you have sex?" "I don't understand the question." "Yeah, I'm lost." "Is this a one to ten thing?" "But, because, is, like, one very little, or is one nothing?" "Because..." "You know, technically speaking, the zero would be nothing." "How about this week?" " Including the weekend?" " Sure." "Describe how you first met." " It was in Colombia." " Bogotá." "Five years ago." "Six." "Right." "Five or six years ago." "... todas las habitaciones." "Hey. ¿ Qué pasa?" "Vamos, muchachos." "Registren los elevadores y los escalones." "¿Anda solo?" "Papeles." "Señora." " ¿Está sola?" " No." " No, no, no, no, no." " Está bien." "She's with me." "Está bien." "Abren." "Sus papeles." "I'm Jane." " John." " Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." " To dodging bullets." " Dodging bullets." "So it speaks." "But does it dance?" "Hiya, stranger." "Hiya back." "I think room service fled." "I did what I could." "Thank you." "Oh, that's good." "I hope so." "I had to milk a goat to get it." "Hey, step right up, ladies and gentlemen." "Try your luck." "How about you, little lady?" "Wanna try your luck?" "Win a prize?" "Yeah, all right." " Two." " We got two over here." " You know how to hold it?" " Step right up, have a shot." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Yeah." " You gotta aim it." " I am." "Don't laugh, I'll kill you." "You didn't blink." "Do we still get something?" "Beginner's luck." " I want to go again." " Going again." "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?" "Beginner's luck." "Stop." "Stop, you've only known the girl for six weeks." "I'm in love." "She's smart, sexy." "She's uninhibited, spontaneous, complicated." "She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen." "I knew Gladys two and a half years before I asked her to marry me." "You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother." "The other stuff fades." "Hi." "So you don't think this is all happening a little fast?" "You know I never do anything without thinking it through." " What does he do?" " He's in construction." "Big-time contractor." "A server goes down on Wall Street." "She's there, anytime, day or night." "She's like Batman for computers." "He's gone as much as I am, so it's perfect." "I give the whole thing six months, tops." "Eddie?" "I asked her to marry me." "What?" " I'm getting married!" " What?" "I can't hear you." " Getting married." " I can't hear." " Stop hitting him, he said something crazy." " I'm getting married." " Gotta get these filters changed." " What did you think of Dr Wexler?" "His questions were a bit wishy-washy." "Yeah." "Watch your arm." "Not the most insightful." "And his office is clear across town." "Well, you know the four o'clock means we hit rush hour." "Not crazy about that." " So that's settled then, yeah?" " OK." "OK." "Dinner's at seven." "Yup." "I'll be there." "Here." "Anybody calls, I'm in with the boss." "OK?" "Got a call from the man." "Big highline assignment, Steve." "You know how it is." "Actually, you probably don't." "Sweetie?" "Could you grab me a coffee?" "I like it with lots of sugar." "Thanks a lot." "Hey there." "And where do you think you're going?" "Well, I was..." "The boss wants to see me." "Well, he sees you." "Look, kid, people who've been working here for 25 years have never seen inside of that elevator." "Here." "This is the assignment?" "Now get outta here." " Hey, babe." " Perfect timing." "It's pissing rain out there." "Gardener left the lawnmower out." " How was work?" " Ah, so-so." "Oh, I got new curtains." "Did you?" "Well?" "What do you think?" "There was a struggle over the material." "This tea sandwich of a man, he got his hands on them first." " But I won." " Of course you did." "They're a bit green, so we have to reupholster the sofas and get a new rug." "Maybe a Persian." "Yeah, or we can just keep the old ones, then we don't have to change a thing." "We talked about this." "You remember?" "I remember." "I remember cos we said we'd wait." "If you don't like 'em, we can take 'em back." "OK." "I don't like 'em." "You'll get used to 'em." "Yeah." "Zero per cent APR till March." "So, part two." "Here we are." "Only this time, you came back alone." "Why did you come back?" "I'm not sure, really." "Let me clarify, I love my wife." "I want her to be happy." "I want good things for her." "But there are times..." " Honey, would you just..." " Five more minutes." "There's this huge space between us." "And it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other." " What is that called?" " Marriage." "What don't you say to each other?" "James of the Yukon got three stars." "This looks nice." "Did you do something new?" "Yeah?" " I added peas." " Yeah, peas." "Yeah, it's the green." "Sweetheart, will you pass the salt?" "It's in the middle of the table." " Is that the middle of the table?" " Yeah, it's between you and me." " How honest are you with him?" " Pretty honest." "I mean..." "It's not like I lie to him or anything." "We just..." "I have little secrets." "Everybody has secrets." "Jesus!" "Honey, you scared me." "I'm sorry, hon." "I was looking for the..." "You going out?" "Yes." "Some clown crashed a server in a law firm downtown and ended the world, so yes." "We promised the Colemans." " I know." " OK." "I'll be there." "In and out." "Just a quickie." "Probably feels like you're the only people going through this, but there are millions of couples that are experiencing the same problems." " We got a plane in an hour." " All right." " Who's Al Gore? "Quotes", 800." " Prodded about possible insider trading, she remarked on national television, "I want to focus on my salad." Ryan?" " Martha Stewart." " Martha Stewart?" " "Quotes" for 1000." " Regarding Mick Jagger's knighthood, he scoffed, "It's a paltry honour, mate." "Hold out for the lordship."" " 40." " All right." "I'll match you..." "What the hell?" "What's this shite?" "Sorry." "Where's the can around here?" "Chrissake..." "Take a..." "Hey, you guys playing poker?" " Private game." "Piss off." " Could I sit in?" "You think I could..." "What part of "piss off' do you not understand?" "Guys..." "Whoa, be a little friendly." "I got the cash..." "Easy, big feller." "That's cool, man." "You're cool." "Lis..." "Look, see?" "You see what I'm saying?" "See what I'm saying?" "Anyone interested?" "Nah." "Cos I'll clean you out." "I understand." "Fine." "Listen, I want..." "Those are really nice shoes, man." "Jesus!" " Here's an empty chair." "I could sit here..." " That is Lucky's chair." "Where's Lucky?" "I don't see Lucky." " Lucky's not back yet." " Then I'll sit here." "Unless..." "I'm too hot for you." " Solid silver." " Ooh, very sweet." ""To dodging bullets." "Love, Jane."" "In the pot." "Put it in the pot." "Oh, he's pulled something." "You're in trouble now." " $60, eh?" " In." "Look at the big man over there!" "Let's play some poker!" " Fives." " He's got 14 different tells!" "You are bleeding William Tell." " What the hell is this?" " Sorry, Lucky." "You're done, pal." "Thanks for the memories." "Oh, you Lucky?" "No kidding." "What is it, kid?" "You looking for ajob or something?" "You are the job." "Pair of threes." " Have you been a bad boy?" " Yes." "You know what happens to bad boys?" " They get punished." " Ooh, yeah." "Punish me." "Have you been selling big guns to bad people?" "Mister Racin?" "Mister Racin?" "You OK?" "Oh, the Colemans." "He's down!" "Taxi?" " Hey, hon." " Hey, baby." "I didn't hear you downstairs." "Yeah, I went to the sports bar." "Put some money on the game." "Yeah?" "How'd you do?" "I got lucky." "Welcome, neighbours!" " Hi, Susan." " Good to see you, John." " There you go." " Oh, this is wonderful." "Thank you." " What a lovely dress." " Thank you very much." "So is yours." " Come on, let's go see the girls." " Don't stray too far, guys." "You want a Cuban?" "No, I don't smoke." " Clean body, clean soul, Suzy says." " Ain't that the truth." " You guys have any vices?" " Well, you know." " Can I get you a drink?" " Yes." "Chardonnay, please." " Girls?" " Chardonnay." " Daddy!" " I'll be up here at the filling station." " ...stock's getting butchered." " Hey, boys." "Scotch?" " Yes, sir." " It's a bloodbath over there." "How'd you make out last quarter?" "Take a beating?" "Actually, I got all my dough buried under the tool shed." " So, Chuck got the promotion." " Oh, my God, that is so great." "So excited." "We can finally put the addition on the kitchen." "Oh, shoot." "Not again." "Shoulda worn a raincoat." "You know what?" "Would..." "Can you hold her for a second?" " What?" "No..." " It's all over the appliqué." " Oh, no, I..." " No, please, just..." "Sure." "Seltzer." "Aw, she likes you." "I liked your dress tonight." "It was nice." "Thank you." "Good morning, Mr Smith." "There's trouble in Atlanta again." " That's what I hear." "What you got?" " I've got your boarding pass, taxi receipts..." "Get rid of that gum." " You got a tissue?" " And your hotel bill." " Thanks." " Don't lose those." "Keep them in the envelope." "We've got the new specs for the dam." " Great, Louie." "I'll check those out." " Here." " Is Eddie here?" " The door's unlocked." " Morning, pal." " How you doing?" "Same old same old." "People need killing." "Oh, Johnny." "Little get-together this weekend at my house." "Barbecue, no ladies, dudes only." "It's gonna be awesome." "Yeah, I'll talk to the missus." "You want to use my cellphone?" "Maybe give her a call, in case you decide to scratch your ass or use the head later." " Make sure she thinks it's OK." " You live with your mother." "Why bring her into this?" "She's a first-class lady." "And I don't have to check in with her when I want to do something." "She cooks, she cleans." "She makes me snacks." "I'm the dumb guy?" "John Smith." " Hello, John." " Morning, Atlanta." "Quite the body count this week." "We have a priority one, so I need your expertise." "The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka "The Tank"." "He's a direct threat to the firm." "DIA custody." "They're making a ground-to-air handoff to heli, ten miles north of the Mexican border." "I need you to make sure the target does not change hands." ""The Tank"?" " I-Temp technology..." " Jane Smith confirmed." "Stand by for contact." "Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation." "You know the competition would love to see us burn." "I need you to handle this personally." " Target?" " Benjamin Danz." "I'm rolling the specs now." "We need this quick, clean, and contained." "Yes, sir." " Ladies." " Morning." " Morning." " Hello, Jane." "Yesterday's op:" "One kill, one agent in protective custody." " We'll get him out tomorrow." " Two cases of G-40s." " The grenade launchers are here." " Order more." "All right." "Go, Jas." "The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka "The Tank"." " You serious?" " Yeah." "He's being moved across the border to a federal facility." "The only point of vulnerability is just south of the border." "I want GPS and SAC of the canyon, and the weather report for the last three days." "He'll rendezvous with the helicopter at a deserted airstrip." "We've one chance to strike." "Oh, look." "More desert." " Are we green?" " Perimeter is armed." "We are up and running." "Red team, red team, this is Broadway Joe." "Half-time is approaching." "Copy that, Broadway Joe." "Oh, come on..." " You getting this?" " Affirmative." "Is it a threat?" "Countdown's initiated." "The convoy is not in the zone yet." "An idiot's in the field." "He'll blow the charges." "OK." "You gotta be kidding me." "Civilians." "Let's get a tune out of this trombone." "Picking up a weapon signature." "Shit." "Not a civilian." "Aw, man..." "Asshole." "Countdown is initiated." "You should so not be allowed to buy these things." "Abort!" "I think I got ID'd on that hit." "You ever been ID'd on a hit?" " Not that I'm aware of, no." " Right." "I'm in trouble." " You get a look at him?" " Little thing." "Buck ten, buck fifteen tops." "Maybe he's Filipino." "I'm not even sure it was a him." "You saying that you had your ass handed to you by some girl?" "I think so." "A pro." "Well, it shouldn't be that difficult." "I mean, how many chicks are hitters out there?" " You guys want any dessert?" " What do you have, honey?" " Ice cream." " Delicious." "What flavours?" " Chocolate and vanilla." " I don't like those." "But mixed together, that could be nice, you know what I mean?" "And not just the little pink spoon, I like the whole sundae." " That could be arranged." " Perfect." ""Could be arranged." You hear that?" "I'd like to have her kick my ass, know what I mean?" " Any other details besides her weight class?" " Laptop." "Sorry?" "You're in a whole zone right now..." " Laptop." " OK, laptop." "I want to know who that bitch is." "Get me that tape." " Jane." " Get me that tape." " What?" " It's Father." "The FBI secured the package." "The window's closed, sir." " I told you we couldn't afford mistakes." " There was another player." "We do not leave witnesses." "If this player ID'd you..." "You know the rules." "You have 48 hours to clean the scene, Jane." "Looking forward to it, sir." "All right, we have a new target." "Let's find out who he is." "Jesus..." "What did you do to it?" "Put a campfire out with it?" "Buy a new one." "This one has sentimental value for its owner." " Who's that?" " Well, Gwen, I'm just hoping you can tell me." "So, why you gotta know so bad, anyway?" "You know, just trying to return some lost property." " Hey, Phil." " Hey, John." " You a vegan?" " No." "My girlfriend is." "Here we go." "Upgraded RAM module." "Chip's Chinese." "Imported by Dynamix." "Retailed by..." "You know, I might be able to get you a billing address." "All right?" "No name, just an address." "570 Lexington Avenue, Suite 5003." "New York." "You know the place?" "Sweet Jesus!" "Mother of God..." "Why don't you both go make some coffee?" "Jane, it's your husband." "He's back from Atlanta and he wants to know about dinner." "Tell him..." "Dinner's at seven." "Hi, John." "Yeah, she says dinner's at seven." "It always is." "Perfect timing." "As always." " This is a nice surprise." " I hope so." " You're home early." " I missed you." "I missed you, too." " Shall we?" " Yes." " Thought these were for special occasions." " This is a special occasion." "Pot roast." "My favourite." "Allow me, sweetheart." "Been on your feet all day." "Thank you." "Sure." "So how's work?" "Actually, we had a little trouble with a commission." " Is that right?" " Yeah." "Double booking with another firm." " Green beans?" " No, thank you." "You'll have some." "Well, I hope everything worked out OK." "It hasn't yet." "But it will." "Pot roast is my favourite." "Sweetheart, could you pass the salt?" "Tried something new?" "How was Atlanta?" "Had a few problems ourselves." "Some figures didn't add up." " Big deal?" " Life or death." "Wine?" " I got it." " I'll get a towel." "Janie?" "Honey?" "Jane!" "Jane!" "How could I be so stupid?" "Jane!" "Jane!" "Oh, dear God..." "Wait." "No, no." "Accident." "Honey?" "Accident." "Jane, stop the car, now." "Jane?" "You're overreacting." "Let's not get carried away." "We don't want to go to sleep angry." "We can talk this out." "God!" "Pull over." "Pull over!" "Pull over!" "Now, look..." "We need to talk!" " OK, I'm coming." "Who is it?" " Open up." " What the hell happened to you?" " My wife." " She tried to kill me." " Yes." "And you know what?" "Gladys tried to kill me." "Not with a car." "At least Jane was a man about it." "But they all try to kill you." "Slowly, painfully, cripplingly." "And then, wham!" "They hurt you." "You know how hurt I used to be?" "I used to beat myself up." "Now I'm great." "I got dates all the time." "I just woke up from a thing, I'm in my robe." " You live with your mom." " I choose to." "Because that's the only woman I've ever trusted." " It's unbelievable." " Look, I know exactly what you're thinking." "If she lied about that, what else has she lied about?" "I mean, herjob is a spy, to get information from people." "French Riviera." "A yacht." "An Iranian prince." "She's supposed to get close to him and gain his trust." "It's disgusting." "What?" "What are you saying?" "What?" "Your husband is the shooter?" "That's impossible." "Really?" "This was probably planned from the beginning." "Operation Stakeout Johnny." "A six-year stakeout to get information from you." "Mission accomplished." "OK." "Here's the upside." " You don't love him." " No." "You'll kill him, and nobody's better at that than you are." " Thank you." " And then it'll be over." "Lookit, I know you're embarrassed, but it's Eddie you're talking to." "The guys we work with, they don't know, I'm never gonna tell 'em." "The people she works with probably got a big laugh over this, but that's not important." "Lookit, it's like 150 pages of a book have been written." "In the first 150 pages, Johnny's been a clown." "Well, you can write the last ten pages." "You been smoked, but you can write the last ten." "Great talk, man." "We should do it more often." "It was great, I'm proud of you." " I'm gonna borrow this." " I like where your head's at, man." " I'll do it in the morning." " Yeah." " You OK?" " Yeah." " OK." "Good night." " Night." "You don't love him." " Night, Johnny." " Night, Eddie." "Good night, Mom." "OK, girls." "Let's go." "Pocket litter, receipts, matchbooks." "You know the drill." "This is nice." "Who picked this out?" " What is this?" " It looks like your wedding." " I know what it is." "What are you doing?" " Research on the target." "This room is wrapped." "Thank you." "...to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do us part." "I promise." "I, John, take you, Jane, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to h..." "What's going on, Mrs Smith?" "Garden party, girls." "Howdy, neighbour." "Wow." "I can't believe I've never been in here before." "This is great." " Start with the living room." " Oh, yeah." " I love the floors." "What are they, teak?" " Red oak, Martin." "Red oak." "And you won the Golf Masters trophy this year." " Again." " Again." "That'll be on your mantel next year." "Bitch." "Target profile is our main priority." "Utilise all means necessary." "Phone taps." "Credit cards." "Audio scan civilian frequencies." "With what, Jane?" "You've reached the Smiths." "We can't take your call, but leave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you." " And search the database." " For what?" "John Smith?" " Find him." " Jane?" "What?" " I think I found him." " Where?" "Here." "Heat sensor breach in the perimeter." "Commence scanning all floors." "I told you not to bother me at the office, honey." " Well, you are still Mrs Smith." " Well, so are a lot of girls." "Careful." "I can push the button any time, anywhere." "Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map." "Last warning." "You need to disappear." " No." " Now." "D sector clear." " You expect me to roll over and play dead?" " Should be used to it after five years." " Six." "And I'm not leaving." " E sector clear." "Anywhere, any time." "Intruder detected." " Evacuate plan C." " Evacuation in progress." "Evacuation in progress." "Evacuation in progress." "Evacuation in progress." "Chickenshit!" "Pussy!" "You tell me you had a shot at her and you didn't take it?" "We got all this stuff here, and you're trying to tell me you couldn't take her out?" "Well, now she's a problem for both of us." "Now my house is priority one." "Just gimme a hand, will you?" "You're driving me crazy with the tongs and the furnace." "You're like an insane man." "All right, they gave you 48 hours." "What we got left here?" " 23?" "22?" " 18 and change." " 18 hours until they close the book on you?" " Eddie?" "Mom, we're on high alert here!" "I almost killed you right then." " You do not even realise!" " Never mind." "I am so done playing games with this broad." " You gotta take her out head-on." " Don't tell me how to handle my wife." "She's not your wife, she's the enemy." "She could be outside now!" "Eddie." "Got it." "Now we're talking." "Only question is, how much is it to buy a vowel?" " Blackbow Realty." " Hi, I'm from I-Temp." "Great!" "How's our new penthouse working out?" "Well, just fine, thank you for asking." "This is security." "There's a problem with your elevator, sir." "Do you want an engineer to come see what the problem is?" "Take your time, I'm really quite comfortable." "Are you really comfortable?" "Jane?" "Is that you, sweetheart?" "First and last warning, John." "Get out of town." "You know I'm not going anywhere." "Well, so you say." "But right now, you're trapped in a steel box hanging 70 floors over nothing but air." " Oh, so this is a trap?" " He's in car three." "It's never gonna work, honey." "It's never gonna work, because you constantly underestimate me." " Do I?" " You have no idea who I am." "You have no idea what I'm capable of." " Well, back at you, baby." " Let me guess..." "Shaped charge on the counterbalance cable, two on the primary and secondary brakes?" "Maybe?" " He found them." " Yes, thank you." "Did you also get the base charge on the principle cable?" "Promise to leave town, or I'll blow it." "OK." "I give up." "Blow it." " What?" " Go on, blow it." " You think I won't?" " I think you won't." "OK." "Five, four..." " Any last words?" " The new curtains are hideous." "Goodbye, John." " What the hell was that?" " What?" "You said goodbye." "The gas!" "Cut off the gas!" "Jane?" "Madame." "Thought of a number of lines for this moment." ""Thought I'd just drop in." "Hey, doll, thanks for giving me the shaft."" "Nice." "So what did you decide?" "I want a divorce." "I like it." "You proposed to me here, so it has agreeable symmetry." "Coat, sir?" " May I sit?" " No." " Champagne?" " No, champagne's for celebrating." " I'll have a martini." " I'm fine, thank you." "So what do you want, John?" "We have an unusual problem, Jane." "You obviously want me dead." "And I'm less and less concerned of your wellbeing." "So what do we do?" "Do we shoot it out here?" "Hope for the best?" "Well, that would be a shame, because they'd probably ask me to leave once you're dead." "Dance with me." " You don't dance." " That was just part of my cover, sweetheart." "Was sloth part of it too?" "Think this'll have a happy ending?" "Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet." "Satisfied?" "Not for years." "It's all John, sweetheart." "Why is it you think we failed?" "Cos we were leading separate lives?" "Or was it all the lying that did us in?" "I have a theory." "Newly formed." " I'm breathless to hear it." " You killed us." "Provocative." "You approached our marriage like ajob, to be reconned, planned and executed." "And you avoided it." "What do you care, if I was just a cover?" "Well, who said you were just a cover?" " Wasn't I?" " Wasn't I?" "I have to..." "Excuse me." "No exits up there, Jane." "Be cold, John." "She's a liar." "Be super cold." "Come on, madam, this way." "Do you know that you're ticking?" "Get back!" "Limo, sir?" "Jane Smith." " That's the second time you tried to kill me." " It was just a little bomb." "I'm going home to burn everything I ever bought you." "I'll race you there, baby." "You there yet?" "First time we met, what was your first thought?" "You tell me." "I thought..." "I thought you looked like Christmas morning." "I don't know how else to say it." "And why are you telling me this now?" "Guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning." "So there it is." "I thought you should know." "So how about it, Jane?" "Hm?" "I thought..." "I thought that you were the most beautiful mark I'd ever seen." " So it was all business, yeah?" " All business." " From the go." " Cold, hard math." "Thank you." "That's what I needed to know." "OK." "Hey, John." "Hey, Bill." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "OK." "Uh, by the way, John, your car is hanging out over the sidewalk here." " Yeah, thanks, Bill." " OK." "Have a good night." "Good night." "Shit." "Shit." "You still alive, baby?" "Your aim's as bad as your cooking, sweetheart." "And that's saying something." "Come on, honey." "Come to Daddy." "Who's your daddy now?" "Can't do it." "Don't!" "Come on." "Come on!" "You want it?" "It's yours." "Hi, stranger." "Hiya back." " Yeah?" " Everything OK?" "We heard an awful ruckus." " No, everything's fine here." "Yeah, it's great." " So you guys are fine?" "Yeah, couldn't be better." "Nice." "You guys are..." " Suzy, Martin." " Have a nice night." "Looks like you're redecorating, it's very..." "Yeah." "Shame about the red oak..." "Five more minutes, Mom..." "Tempting." "But I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars." " That left of yours..." "A thing of beauty." " You take it well." "Thank you." "That vacation in Aspen?" "You left early." "Why?" " Jean-Luc Gaspard." " Oh, God!" " Yeah." " I wanted him." "Forget it." "You didn't hear me that night the chopper dropped me off for our anniversary dinner." " No." " No?" "Percussion grenades." "I was partially deaf that night." "I'm slightly colour blind." " Retinal scarring." " I can't feel anything in these three fingers." "Three ribs." "Broken eye socket." "Perforated eardrum." "You ever have trouble sleeping after?" " Nope." " Yeah, me neither." "Go, go, go." "Look out." "Move it." "Shoes." "I was given 48 hours to take you out." "Same." "Jesus, where's the trust?" "What do you expect?" "Why do I get the girl gun?" " Are you kidding me?" " No." "We need a car." "Colemans." "Guy's had my barbecue set for months." " I was never in the Peace Corps." " What?" "I really liked that about you." "Maybe this honesty thing isn't such a good idea." " I didn't go to MIT." " Really?" "Notre Dame." "Art History major." " Art?" " History." " It's reputable." " OK." "Fuckers get younger every year." "I have to tell you, I never really liked your cooking." "It's not your gift." "Baby, I've never cooked a day in my life." "I-Temp girls cooked." "Web of lies!" "I don't know how you do it" "Making love" "Out of nothing at all" "Making love..." "I like it." "Deal with it." " We got company." " What?" "Shit." " Baby, hold steady now!" " It's called evasive driving, sweetheart." "Hold still." "This thing's all over the place." "How do you drive these things?" "Honey!" " Honey, let me drive." " I got it." "Move over." "Move." "I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart." " You move." " Fine." "Go." " Go." " Go." "They're bulletproof." "They're bulletproof!" "I think I should probably tell you." "I was married once before." " What is wrong with you?" " You're what's wrong with me." " It was a drunken Vegas thing." " That's better." "That's much better." "Great." "Stop it." "Go, go, go!" " Her name and social security number?" " No, you're not gonna kill her." "These doors are handy." "You know, sweetheart, you're being a bit hypocritical." "It's not like you're some beacon of truth." "John, my parents..." "They died when I was five." "I'm an orphan." "Who was that kindly fellow who gave you away at our wedding?" "Paid actor." "I said I saw your dad on Fantasy Island." "I know." "I don't even want to talk about it." " You got it?" " Got it." " Any time." " I got it." "We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had." "I'm Jewish." "Can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding." "Disgusting." "How could you serve this?" "Ma'am, is it possible to get this reheated?" "Miss?" "Miss, I'm talking to you." "Excuse me?" "Jesus, Johnny." " Good morning, Eddie." " Morning." "It's good to see you're OK." "Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch." "This lying bitch?" "Guess it was just wishful thinking." " I'm sorry." " Eddie." " Nice to see you, Jane." " Eddie." "Eddie!" "Focus." "We got problems." "Problems?" "Crack addicts got problems, my friend." "You two are smoked." " Maybe." " Maybe?" "You got the entire agency gunning for you." "Probably her agency, too." " And what about you?" "Where you at?" " Me?" "Where am I at?" "I find myself dragging my feet this morning." "I think you owe me a little money, anyway." " So what do..." " We don't understand each other." "But I don't need those looks, OK?" "I been in his life a long time." " Focus, Eddie, focus." " A long time." "I'm pissed off." "They blew up my house, they shot at my wife." "My own company." "If she works for who the street says that she works for you're Macy's and Gimbel's." "Then she would be the WE channel, and you would be..." "Whatever channel competes against the WE channel." "Know what I'm saying?" "The point is simple." "Once you guys get off the reservation, that's it." " Then you're off the reservation." " Eddie, how bad?" "How bad is it?" "You remember Canada." " Kids' stuff next to this." " That was you?" "Is that a turn-on?" "Didn't she try to kill you with a car?" "A good friend stays out of it." "This is the facts." "If you two separate from each other, you got a shot." "Not a great shot, Johnny, but a shot." "You two stay together, you're dead." "Unless you can find something they want more than they want you." "Found him." "He's being held in sub-basement D of the federal courthouse." "High security, motion and thermal." "Power's on the city grid." "This is as far as we go, Jane." " Right." "Thanks for everything." " Good luck, baby." "...and this north-westerly blow coming down from the middle of the country..." "Do you guys mind changing the channel?" "...one is moving in now..." "Nick?" "Would you please get off your fat ass and change the channel?" " I know it's tough." "Thank you." " ...tomorrow, that's going to make things... 30 second window." "I cut the power, you grab the kid." "Simple and clean." "Got it?" "Got it." "Tell me, how many?" "Does it matter?" " Should I go first?" " OK." "I don't exactly keep count, but..." "I would say..." "High 50s, low 60s." "I've been around the block, but the important thing is... 312." "312?" " How?" " Some were two at a time." " Honey?" " I'm..." " You monitoring the perimeter?" " I checked the perimeter." " What about the police bands?" " I'm on the police bands." " Connected..." " This is not my first time." "Think we've established that." "All right." "Turn left." "Left, John." "Left." "You don't need to talk to me like that." "OK?" "Be nice." " Left, please." " I can't go left." "See?" "There is no left." "Look." "I have straight, or back the way I came." "There's no left." "Which way do you want?" " Just stay there and wait for my mark." " See what I'm sitting in?" "You see that?" " Take your time." " Yeah, all right!" "Stay." "Stay there, wait for my mark." "I'll find it." "Wait for my mark." "Almost there." "I don't know what happened." "Just hold on." "John, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Cut the lights on my signal." "Now." "Kill the lights." " Jane, kill the lights." " What's that?" " Where?" " Turn 'em back on!" "Idiot!" " Here they come." " Uncuff me." "Turn 'em back on." "Turn 'em back on!" " Turn 'em back on!" " All right!" " Give me the light!" " Shut up!" " Nick!" " Shut up." "Give me a gun." "Nick, give me a gun!" "Zip it!" "This guy's a wily one." " You didn't wait for my signal." " I improvised." " You deviated from the plan." " Plan was flawed." " The plan was not flawed." " Anal." " Organised." " Jane, 90 per cent of this job is instinct." " Your instincts set off the alarms." " And got the job done." "Not The Jane Show..." "No, it was The John Show." "Half-assed." "Like Christmas, our anniversary, the time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present." " Your fake mother's birthday." " You are always the first to break team." "You don't want a team, you want a servant for hire." "I want someone I can count on." " Jane, there's no air around you any more." " OK, what is that supposed to mean?" "It means there's no room for mistakes, no mistakes whatsoever." "No spontaneity." " Who can answer to that?" " Well, you don't have to." "Cos this isn't even a real marriage." " Who are you people?" " Shut up!" "OK." "So, now I realise you witnessed the missus and I working through some domestic issues." "That's regrettable." "But don't take that as a sign of weakness." "That would be a mistake." "Now, tell us what you know." "Why do both our bosses want you dead?" "You underst..." "Honey." "Please?" "Wrap it up." "Maybe it's not a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage." "Sends a mixed message." "Sorry." "Girls." "OK." "Where was I?" " A mistake on your part." " Shut up." "Options." "I'm gonna lay out your options for you, OK?" "Option A..." " If I could..." " Shut up." "Option A. You talk, we listen, no pain." "Option B. You don't talk." "I remove your thumbs with my pliers." "It will hurt." "Option C." "I like to vary the details a bit, but the punch line is, you die." "Benjamin?" "We're impatient people, Benjamin." "Can I get a soda?" "Or ajuice, or some..." "A, option A!" " Ow, that hurt!" " OK, that was a nice shot." "What's..." "You got a spasm?" "I'm tied up." "Why don't you check my back pocket?" "I'm not the target." "You are." "Both of you." "They found out you're married, so they teamed up and sent you to the same hit." "It was ajoint task force, both companies." "Two competing agents living under the same roof?" "It's bad for business." " They wanted you to take each other out." " You were bait." "Well, it's entry level." "Toehold into the company." "Couple hits, they bump me up to a desk." "It's pretty cool, actually." " You keep the photo in your pocket?" " Was I supposed to frame it?" "You get rid of it." "You burn it." "Tradecraft 101." "Guess I skipped that day." "I guess you skipped the day about not marrying the enemy." "You were bait or you are bait?" "Belt!" "Belt, belt, dude." "Two minutes." "One minute." " A little help?" " Clear." "Clear." "My way out is a boat standing by in La Paz." "Cargo drop, Atlas Mountains." "So what?" "So at least apart we know what the odds are." "Let's just call this what it is." "And what it isn't." "All right, so it's a crap marriage." "All right, I'm a mess, you're a disaster." "We're both liars." "But you run, you'll always be running." "I say we stay and fight." "We finish this thing." "Then if you want to go, you can go." "Well, thank you." "What? "Let's call this what it is." Jesus Christ..." " Stop..." " Don't." "This is a really good store." " See you in the next life, Jane." " Likewise, John." "Sorry." "We'll talk about this later." "Jesus!" " I didn't touch a thing." " Yes, you did." " Sorry about the knife in the..." " I don't want to talk about it." " I'll fly." " I'll be bait." "I'm going clockwise." "Watch my six." "Go!" "Move!" "How's it look?" "It's a piece of cake." "Watch these, they tend to jam." "So watch 'em." "You favour your left, sweetheart, so I'll cover right." "Damn, that boat in La Paz is looking pretty good right now, isn't it?" "Well, it rains a lot this time of year." "There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, with you." "Shut up." "I'm interested in the progress you've made in the last few weeks." "Doing all right, aren't we?" "I'm not gonna lie to you, there were times when I wanted to..." " ...kill her, but..." " Likewise." " Couldn't take the shot." " That's a good sign." " Who'd have thought?" " You have to battle through." " That's marriage, right?" " Yeah." "Take your best shot, and..." " Oh, we redid the house." " We did." "Yes, we did." "You know there will always be challenges?" "Threats out there?" "Yup." "But you can handle it together." " So far." " Yes, we can..." "So far?" "What is that?" " I'm leaving room for the unknown." " So far." "And do you feel your relationship styles are more conducive to this..." "Ask us the sex question." "John." "Well, that..." "Ten."

"GARY: (GROANS) Oh, God, that is really bad." " AGENT:" "Can't we get this shit out of here?" " Not until the shutdown is over." " The garbage collection is suspended..." " (BAGS RUSTLE)" " (SHRIEKS)" " Wait, what?" "(GARY GASPS)" "Did I hear the VP scream?" "No, that was me." "And it was a shout." "There was a rat on the garbage, so I shouted to scare it off." " That was a man's voice?" " Yeah, 'cause I'm a man." "I have a man's voice." "Yeah, that's right." "Walk away." "Walk away. (SCOFFS)" "(CHUCKLES)" "GARY:" "I swear to God, it was massive." " It was like a pony." " Squeak, squeak." "God!" "Stop!" "That's not cool." "Okay, guys, I'm not gonna drag this out." "We're in shutdown mode." "I've got to have a skeleton staff." " So Keith stays, right?" " What?" "Keith." "He's skinny like a skeleton." "Ma'am, please." "I can't afford to be furloughed." " No, you're not." "But, Dan, you are." " Ma'am." "Yeah, you know, you two do similar jobs." "It just makes economic sense for you to go, Dan." "Does that mean he makes more money than I do?" "SELINA:" "Anyway, the deal is it's not going to be long because I've got a meeting with the Speaker today." " Is that correct?" " Today, yes." "So I'm gonna shut down the shutdown." "It looks like it's between you and me." "Without me, this office will implode." "Gary, the Secret Service is calling you Girly Shirley Temple." " So you need to just cut..." " SELINA:" "Sue." " Yeah?" " You're going home." "Oh!" " SELINA:" "Yeah, I'm sorry." " Fine." "I need a moment. (SOBBING)" "Oh, man, that's tough." "Oh, my God." "I feel so bad for her." " Oh, come on, she had to go." " Poor Sue." " Poor Sue." " DAN:" "I guess I'll be heading out." "Okay." "I need to remind you you cannot make work-related contact with anyone from this administration and you're forbidden by law from entering the West Wing or EEOB." "Actually, you did not need to remind me of that." " I know, but I wanted to." " Laters." "Wow, he's taking that well." "AMY:" "He's like Spock." "He doesn't show his emotions." " Ever?" " Even" "Ever?" " No, not even then." " You're kidding me." "I saw him laugh once really hard when the security guy fell off his Segway." "Is laughter an emotion?" "Full day spa package." "No, I think you'll find it is possible." "Sue Wilson." "Valued and, if need be, aggressive client." " Can you set up a lunch with him?" "Great." " (SUE CONTINUES TALKING)" "No, no, no." "Just browsing the store of life." "Section marked "what if." (CHUCKLES)" "No, no, network the bejesus..." "Network the bejesus out of me." "I want people to be sick of the sight of my face." "Very funny, Carl." "Gary, I don't know how to do that." "Oh, ma'am." "Oh, oh, oh." "Sorry." "Andrew donating to both parties is all over the blogs." " Who the hell keeps stirring the shit pot?" " BOTH:" "Roger Furlong." "Thought that, too." "So obvious, Furlong." "Wow, it's like anal leakage." "The donations, the shitty book about me and Andrew having some sort of fake relationship, the land deal from, like, ages ago." "Somebody bring me the chinless head of Roger Furlong." "Well, in the acknowledgments," " the author says..." " SELINA:" "Mmm!" " Why do you have a copy of that?" " So I can refute it to people." " It's my refuting copy." " Get rid of it." "Refuse it." "Okay, look, if the VP did have a window, it'd be a high one and she'd push you out of it." " Ooh, that's very good." " I'm doing my impression of Sue." " Yeah, that's very good." " (LAUGHS) What?" "You're pregnant?" "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry." "I did not mean that." "Listen, if you call next week, I can probably fit you in, okay?" "Congratulations. (CHUCKLING)" "JONAH: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Well, 'ello, governors." "Pickle me eels and tickle me belly 'cause I am off to merry London Town for a right fuckabout, eh?" "Innit, love?" "Are you going to the G8 conference in London?" "Yes, I am, Gary." "Thank you for asking." "Yes, I am." "It is a city where women are literally drunk all day." "And I am going to mind their gaps, my friend." "But I need my passport renewed, so can I speak to the Veep?" "Why do you need her for that?" "Uh, well, cum-for-brains, the government is shut down, so all the passport offices are closed." "So I need Selina to pull some strings for me." "So get Sue." "Hmm." "Where's Sue?" "Where's Sue?" "Who's the new Sue?" "Me." "Would you like an appointment, Mr. Ryan?" "Uh, yes, new Sue, I would like to make an appointment." " Hmm, suck it." " (LAUGHS)" "(CHUCKLES)" "DANNY"." "Look around you." "People out of work." "Garbage in the streets." "Ordinary folks suffering." "Sometimes I feel I don't know my own party." "See, this is the problem with high-definition." "You don't want to see a dick in hi-def." "How can they allow this shutdown to happen?" "Do Washington's overpaid lawmakers not care about ordinary people?" "What?" "I'm not overpaid." "I'm independently wealthy." "All right?" "Sorry." "They need to cut a deal and vanquish the stench." "Ma'am, the stench at your home is gone." " Thanks to me." " What?" "You know that stinky garbage outside your home?" "I, as Sue, had a private company take it away." "What?" "Why would you do that?" "AMY:" "That was not a good idea, Gary." "That wasn't the reaction I was expecting." "Oh, come on, Gary." "Everybody in Garbagetown has to live with the stink except for the" "(IN BRITISH ACCENT) uppity princess in her perfumed palace." "Is what other people would say." "I'm not saying that." "Not me." "Wait a minute, hold on now." "So now some private contractor who has not been vetted could go through all of my trash and put it up on the..." "On the Internet?" "I'm sorry, ma'am." "I didn't mean to do that." "You've got to go and get the garbage bags back." "Okay." "Yes, ma'am." "Wait, how am I gonna know which bags are yours?" "(INHALING WITH GREAT EFFORT)" "Do you want to let me know some of the things that are in the bags?" "(COUGHS) Can I talk to you privately just for a second?" "Yeah, sure." " (DOOR CLOSES)" " What the..." " I don't know." " Fuck." "(COFFEE MACHINE BEEPING)" " SELINA:" "Be quick." " Yes, ma'am." "SELINA:" "So me and the Speaker, I think we're gonna end this." "Well, POTUS knows we have to get out of shutdown ASAP." "It's fucking us all every which way." "Yeah." "Uh, speaking of which..." " Ma'am?" " Um..." "I've been seeing Andrew." "Seeing him?" "Like, um, you would see someone for lunch or a game of cards?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I mean, we've been having lunch and then we've been having sex." "And not really cards so much." "Just, you know, just, like, sex." " Oh, God." " Amy, can you tell me what to do?" " Honestly?" " Yeah." "You dump him overboard like the toxic waste he is." " He will kill your career." " Oh, come on, Amy." "It is just so good." "You just have no idea." "And it's stress relief." "You know, endorphins." "Okay, then you see..." "See where it goes." " No, I have to end it." " Yeah." "But I can't." "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(SIGHS) I'm glad we talked." "On the same page." "I don't actually have to touch the trash, do I?" "Yes, you've got to embrace it." "You've got to help me get the garbage, put it in your car." "We'll take it to the residence and I'll help you get a passport." "So you're the guys who want your trash back?" " Yeah." "Are you Mr. Walker?" " Yes." " Hey, I'm Gary Walsh." " It's a pleasure." " Jonah Ryan." "West Wing." " Hi." " So, our trash?" " Your trash?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh." " It's mine now." " So what's my end?" " Mmm." "Okay, sir, this is a government matter, so it would be best if you cooperated." "Are you threatening me, Pez head?" "Because we got a compactor that takes shit and turns it into cubes." "Okay. (LAUGHS)" "Could you just excuse us for one moment?" "Thank you so much. (LAUGHS)" "What the hell are you doing?" "We have to offer him something." "Why don't you offer to blow him over by the recycled glass?" "It would throw up some interesting light effects." "That would be romantic, wouldn't it?" "It's a shame you're not going to London." "Okay, fine." "You know what?" "I'm gonna offer him a tour of the West Wing." "Civilians love that shit." "They get so hot for it, I call it the Wet Wing." " Okay, that's disrespectful." " It's a building, Gary." " It doesn't have feelings." " It has a spirit." "No, it doesn't." "Sir, uh, Mr. Walsh and I would love to offer you a private, exclusive tour of the West Wing of the White House." " Oh, sure, that sounds like fun." " Great." "Oh, wait." "Did I say fun?" " I meant like you think I'm a dick." " (LAUGHING) What would you like?" " I would like a visit from the Vice President." " Uh-huh." " Oh." " I'd like to have her take a tour." "I think it'd be good for business." ""Vice President applauds shit compaction."" "Okay, we can do that." "Yeah." "Boy, I had forgotten how nice this office was, Jim." "It is nice, isn't it?" "These chairs are worth a fortune." " Are they?" "Uncomfortable as hell, though." " Yeah." "Yeah." " Right?" "Well, people in the old days lived in discomfort most of the time." " Oh, well, that's true." " They were laced into their clothing." " Hmm." " Freezing cold or hot as hell." " Hard chairs and they all stank." " Tough times." "Tough times." " Yeah, and I'm just talking about the 1970s." " Okay." "I'm not." "I was thinking of the 18th century." " The wigs, so on." " All right." "So, um, I think we're pretty close on a budget deal here." "(STAMMERS) I think we just need you to move a scooch more." " Oh, I'm not moving." " You're not moving?" "Not with you, ma'am." "You have been hung out to dry." "I just got a call from Politico." "They just did an interview with the President and they called for my reaction." "Just now?" "What are you talking about?" " Do you not know?" "You haven't." "All right." " I have not seen..." "I will read the President's words without inflection." ""Slide to unlock."" ""Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP." ""She tried her best to prevent this shutdown," ""working long hours, but it was a tough call."" "Subtext, ma'am, (SIGHS) you failed." "And you are being blamed personally for this government shutdown." "Okay, first of all, I did not hear that subtext." "I hear text, and the text that I hear is a feisty and successful VP." "Oh, I don't think he said successful." "Oh, I know he said successful." " Well, that wasn't in those words." " That's what you just read to me." " I'm sorry." " Oh, feel free." "Yeah, read it back." ""Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP."" " No successful." " Fine and successful are synonyms." " You're grasping at straws." " I'm not grasping for straws." "What with this and with all those stories about your ex-husband, there's a lot of poison coming from certain enemy congressmen." " Roger Furlong?" " Uh, If you say so." "It's all beans to me." "Madam Vice President, you have been squeezed out of the budget deal." "It's tough, but I don't care." "Now you see why we have the hard chairs." "Hardly worth you sitting down." "You know, Jim, you're a lot older than me." "If you die within the next six years," "I will be attending your funeral and giving a eulogy when POTUS sends me there in his stead." "And it is gonna be full of subtext." "Chock-full of subtext." "Well, I look forward to that." "Oh, wait, I'll be dead." "DAN:" "Honestly, Sidney, I'm looking at being furloughed" " as an opportunity." " Oh, yeah." "Get out there, touch some bases, face some faces." "So what you're saying is your career has stalled." "So now you and your slack pussy want to make big bucks as an oil lobbyist, right?" " Welcome, gentlemen." " Hello." " Today's specials are the cuttlefish..." " Let me stop you right there, sweetheart." " You're gonna pick up the tab, right?" " Yes, that's on me." "Great." "I'm gonna have the most expensive starter, the most expensive entre, and a $200 bottle of champagne." " Yes, sir." " Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna keep it light." "I'm gonna go, uh, chicken salad and a Diet Coke." "Nonsense." "Give him exactly what I'm having." "And we will split the champagne." "It's our first date." "My husband was killed 15 yards from a ranger's station." "This is the most fucked-up story." "I mean, killed by a bear?" "FEMALE REPORTER:" "No park rangers on site due to the shutdown." "And a black bear." "That's the weird part." "They rarely attack people." "That's weird." "Right." "That's what I was..." "Then he must have goaded him." "He must have hit him with a stick or done something stupid." "Taunting him or forcing the bear to dance." " Bears don't like to dance." " Would you dance, please?" " There's not a happy bear in show business." " Or he tried to fuck the bear." "MIKE:" "He tried to fuck... (LAUGHING) BEN:" "Like Grizzly Adams." " AMY:" "Oh, jeez." " Enjoying yourselves?" " We were." " Are you laughing at the violent death of a young man?" " Yeah, pretty much." " I thought you were on furlough, Kent." "Forgot my noise-canceling headphones." "Guess what I just heard." "I'm not here." "Ergo, my ears aren't here either." "Okay." "POTUS's quote in his soon-to-be-released Politico interview in which he blames me for the government shutdown." " What?" " Exactly." "What?" " It was implicit." " SELINA:" "Implicit?" "Implicit like a "kick me" sticker on my keister would be implicit?" "Uh, Madam Vice President, greatest respect, but it has been the job of the VP over the ages to take it in the ass to save the President." "Yeah, let me tell you something." "This ass is closed for business." "This ass is in clench-down." "I don't want to be a decoy." "Let the President take it in the ass." "He might like it." "These powerful men and women, they couldn't agree on anything." "SELINA:" "You've got to be kidding me." "Now I'm to blame because some goober got all eaten up by a bear?" "You've got to get your press guys on this, okay?" " Yes, ma'am." " Ma'am, um, this is in Minnesota, right?" " (SIGHS)" " So Governor Chung is gonna be all over this" " like a bear on an idiot." " Of course." "That's right." "At the very least, let's get in front of something and get in touch with this widow." " Yeah." "Did you hear that, Mike?" " Uh-uh." "The bear widow." "Get in touch with the bear widow." "As well as get in touch with the press guys?" "Yeah, as well as get in touch with the press guys." "Two things." "Call the Guinness Book of World Records." "Oh, no, no, don't, don't, because that would be three things." "So you're really not gonna eat that lobster?" "Oh, no, I hate lobster." "You know, Dan, um, we could use you." "How do you feel about swindling a bunch of sister fuckers out of their land in Nebraska?" "We're trying to skirt a pipeline through their backyard and they're not a fan for some reason." "Oh, you want to get rid of some farm folk, huh?" "Consider me your well-groomed dust bowl, my friend." "Hey, ooh!" "Boy, you made it twitch." "But if you really want to make my dick dance, why don't you tell me what's going on in the VP's office?" "Ooh. (CLICKS TONGUE) Ah." "(STUTTERING) Well, you know, I can't really be too specific." "Sure, sure." "No, we can, uh..." "Why don't we come up with some kind of code?" "(STAMMERING) Here, the VP will be the lobster." "Amy, greens." "We'll call Mike carrots." "Dan, you can be shrimp." "Do you see what I did there, Dan?" " I made you shrimp." " (CHUCKLES)" "Boy, I just wish I ordered a plate of useless assholes." "But you go to war with the army you have, right?" "Okay, I think the lobster is getting back together with her ex-husband." "The greens are only barely keeping it together." " Mike..." "The carrots are, uh, drowning in debt." " (CHUCKLES)" "And, uh, this little shrimp wants to hear more about this Nebraska deal." "(LAUGHS) Want to go to the corn belt, do you?" "I want to hit it." "I want to hit it hard for you." "Oh, well, tap your ruby slippers together and wake the fuck up." "There is no job, Dorothy." "But I'm very impressed that you would turn on all of your compadres there in the Vice President's office." "So why don't you take your little vanilla Thriller dance over to Danny Chung?" "He's the shiny turd rising to the top of the bowl right now." "You like turds, don't you, Dan?" "Yeah." "No, no, no, no." "That's really not what I meant." "You misunderstood, honestly." "When I said fault, I meant that it wasn't your husband's fault because bears are naturally hungry." "Does that make sense?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh, was that Mrs. Doolittle?" " Yeah." " And?" " Very emotional." " Well, of course." "Yeah." "What?" "Oh, Jesus." "All right, Amy, we're gonna have to get Dan to go to Minnesota, do some widow work." " Dan's on furlough." " Yeah, I know he's fucking furloughed because I'm the fucker who furloughed him." "And by the way, where is Gary?" "He's still getting the garbage." "Well, okay, if he's not back soon, we're gonna have to un-unfurlough Sue." "Un-unfur..." " We'll have to get Sue back." " AMY:" "Okay." "Yeah." "And I want to meet with Furlong." "It's not happening." "I'm not getting in there." " Unbelievable." " (BAGS RUSTLING)" "Oh, God!" "Oh, please." "Please." "You think this is bad?" "Wait till you get to London." "Everything smells like urine." "Even the food." "Okay, found it." " How do you know it's hers?" " Shut up." "I found it." " SELINA:" "Oh, my God, that pizza was good." " Mmm." "You know, I don't eat pizza very much, Roger." "But when I do, it just makes me so fucking happy." " Thank the Chinese for that." " What?" " The Chinese invented pizza." " No, they didn't." " Yeah, they did." " Listen, Roger, let's talk about all these stories going around about Andrew's land deal and our relationship." "Oh, my God, all these whispers, these rumors." "Who knows where any of that's coming from?" "The point is there's boxes and boxes of this stuff out there." " I know that." "That's a fact." " Uh-huh." "That's as much a fact as Will's impotence." " I don't think that's appropriate." " Ah, he doesn't mind." "Do you, Will?" "Whatever works, sir." " Right, see?" "Team player." " Yeah." "Yeah, I got a pretty impressive deck of cards here, ma'am." "No kidding." "I love to play cards." " Do you?" " Yeah." " What's your favorite game?" " Shanghai." " I would have guessed Old Maid." " (CLICKS TONGUE)" " Want to play Go Fish?" " Sure." " Why don't you lay 'em out?" " All right." " Queen." "The boxes I just mentioned." " Uh-huh." "Boxes full of dirt." " Right." " Explosive dirt." " Hurty dirt." " Oh." "Yeah, you can start calling me the Hurty Dirty Man." "Yeah, I'm not gonna call you that." " All right." " (LAUGHS)" "I'm not." "What's your king?" "Could be Chung time." "Everybody Dan Chung tonight." "Danny likes boxes." "And then?" "Well, I can't predict the future." "Ooh!" "(LAUGHS)" " Roger Furlong, look at you being all coy." " (LAUGHS)" "You are, man." "You're a coy boy." "So what?" "You'd make some sort of a deal with him?" "Is that what you're thinking?" "For some sort of senior position in his administration?" " Stranger things have happened." " Uh-huh." "Stranger things could happen." " Boom." " Boom." "You want to make a deal with me?" "Have a place in my future administration?" "Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it, Will?" "It's like a sudden monsoon in Goa, sir." "Sudden monsoon." "They predict those things weeks in advance, you idiot." "Hey, did you ever see Silence of the Lambs?" "Oh, yeah." "That scared the living shit out of me." "I know, it's hard to believe that they have female FBI agents." " Oh!" " I'm kidding." " I'm kidding." "I'm kidding." " (LAUGHS)" "I love that kind of misogyny." " I love misogyny like that." " Yeah, it's the best kind." "Well, anyway, the point is you got" " these two characters, right?" " Right." "That seem to be so different, but they can come to an understanding and they can actually work together." "You know what?" "You make such a good point." "You make such a good point." "(CLEARS THROAT) Uh..." "Just to be clear, Roger, you're not asking for anything and I'm not agreeing to anything." "Okay." "Obviously, I can't say anything explicitly." "Neither can you." "You understand that?" "Will, do I understand?" "Yes, you do, sir." "Did you hear what we said, Will?" "No, ma'am." " Team player." " Yeah." " I like it." " Yeah." "All right, she's on her way, so we'll just put this in her car." " Did you check the oil?" " No." "Who the fuck checks their oil?" " Everyone." " (HORN HONKS)" "JONAH:" "Oh, hey, Sue's here." "GARY:" "Oh, thank God." " Thanks, Sue." " You're welcome, Gary." " Hi, Sean." " Hey, gentlemen." " Nice to see you." " JONAH:" "Sue, grab a bag." "We're gonna be the shitty Sopranos." "Just don't get any mess on my dress." "My mess on your dress." "I like this..." "Sorry." "You're paying to have my car cleaned after this." "Okay, first, no touching." "Thank you." "And I'm not." "SUE:" "Okay, come on." "Let's get this over with." "Oh, God, there's no way I'm gonna fit in here." "It's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there till you were 15." "GARY:" "Oh, my God." "SEAN:" "There you go." "JONAH:" "Oh, God, I'm touching it." " GARY:" "Something's wet." "Something's wet." " Ugh." "Okay." "JONAH:" "It got on my ID badge." "SEAN:" "Watch your legs, Lurch." "SUE:" "All right, guys." "JONAH:" "Who buys a coupe?" "SUE:" "Oh, gross." "People will say he shouldn't have been there." "But he's dead, for God's sake." " I know." " (SOBBING)" "I know." "I know." "I know." "I keep thinking about his last moments." "Yeah." "DANNY"." "So how is the widow holding up?" "She's crying a lot." "Like a shitload a lot." "She's upset." "Husband eaten, etcetera." "She's a big fan of yours, though." "You should talk to her." "I don't know." "It could look opportunistic." "But heroes don't get to choose, they get chosen." " I'm still a fan." " And you should be, Danny." " I'm fucking awesome." " (LAUGHS) You are." "Sadly, though, Selina and Kent Davison are blind to my destiny." "See, they're thinking like it's the 1990s." "I'm thinking like it's the 2020s." "You got 20/20 vision, huh?" " Zowie!" " You like that?" "See, I need more of that on my team." "You offering me a job?" "Oh, I don't have any immediate vacancies, but I will." "In six years' time, you and me," "Oval Office ordering a pizza and an air strike." "Thin crust, extra warheads." "Get the Rolling Stones to perform in my fucking living room." "(BOTH LAUGHING) 20/20, yo." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Ma'am?" "SELINA:" "Dan, your 15 minutes of furlough are over." "I need you back." "To the Bastardmobile." "Yeah." "You know, I didn't realize how good I was at this job until someone else did it so badly." " Different isn't bad." " No, bad is bad." "Okay, so what do we got on the decks for today, huh?" "We got that NASA meeting?" "No, it looks like the NASA guys had to reschedule." "Oh, crap." "I wanted to meet the NASA guys." "Gary, they don't even walk on the moon anymore." "They're basically a bunch of nerds who work in a hangar." "So what do we got instead?" "You have a visit to the waste management plant in Fairfax." "Okay, I don't know what is the most depressing word in that sentence." "All you got to do is go meet the garbage guys, you know?" "Make it look like you're getting your hands dirty with the common man." "Get some pictures for the press." "A nice little puff piece." "I set it up." " You're furloughed, Mike." " Without pay?" "Yeah, that's how it works." "Go sign the paperwork on Amy's desk." "Try renting out your fucking boat." "MIKE:" "Ma'am, look, I had no choice in this." "Gary's the one who promised the garbage guy a visit." "Gary wouldn't do something that idiotic, would you, Gary?" "Well, under certain circumstances, a garbage service..." "SELINAI (GASPS) Ah!" "Yeah, no, no." "I get it." " I understand now." " Yeah." "Whew." " Hey, Gary." " Yeah?" " You're furloughed." " No!" "I'm sorry." "I got Sue." "(SIGHS) No." "You got to sign the paperwork on Amy's desk." "(KNOCKING AT DOOR)" "Ma'am?" "Gary mentioned you might be able to get my passport renewal fast-tracked." "Okay, Gary, get out." "Go fuck yourself, Jonah." "Uh, ma'am, I'm G8 advance team." "Go, period, fuck, period, yourself, exclamation point." "But, ma'am, I helped with the garbage." "Oh..." "You helped with the garbage?" "Yeah, I helped with the garbage." "Um..." " Sue." " Yeah?" "Could you, uh, get in touch with what's-his-fuck at the State Department?" "(IN BRITISH ACCENT) A doff of the cap to you, my lady." " AMY:" "Ma'am." " Yeah?" "Did you just furlough Gary and Mike when I was in the bathroom?" "I did." "So Sue's the new Gary and you are still the Amy." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Hey, hey." "What have I missed?" "She is furloughing indiscriminately into the crowd." "Uh, Amy, a quick word." "Please don't tell me you got it on with the widow." "Tell me honestly." "Where do you think Selina's heading?" "What's making you doubt her?" "Land deal shit, fake relationship shit, shutdown shit." "You left out that she just did a deal with Roger Furlong and is becoming semi-dependent on antidepressants." "Oh, well, what could possibly go wrong?" "SELINA:" "Okay, Sue, let's go." "Ma'am, I am so sorry that I could not get you the widow." "Yeah, that was what I would call a massive fuckup." " Yeah." " Well, the newspapers are suggesting that I am responsible for the grisly death of some idiot." "But I'm on my way to a garbage dump, so that's a positive, right?" "Well, that's a good attitude to have." "Amy, why is everybody else in charge of my image except me?" " We've got to do something, Amy." " Okay." "Ma'am, the dump has a contaminated sludge delivery at 10:15, so we have a very limited window." "Okay, I just..." "I just want to think..." "We just need to think with our heads for a minute." "(SIGHS) Maybe get me on TV?" "Well, we don't want to do First Response with Janet Ryland or anything, but I mean..." "Oh." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, that's a great idea." "That's precisely what I want to do, Dan." " Good." " Oh, okay, then, yes." "Exactly." "You know what?" "The more I think about it, she actually might be exactly what we want to do." " Uh-huh." " She's respected, but she's not dangerous." "She's staid, she's stately." "She's old and cold and I'm warm and..." " Young?" " Young, exactly." "And I'm a mother." "So we should round up Catherine, at gunpoint, if we have to." "And maybe Andrew." "Yeah?" "Honestly, all of America will be watching." "If it doesn't land, then this could be the end to this whole adventure." "(LAUGHS) Come on." "Come on." "Melodrama queen." "SUE:" "Tick tock, tick tock." "Sludge time." "SELINA:" "Yeah." "This is gonna be a great idea." "So call First Response, get this thing underway." "We've got to un-unfurlough Mike and Gary." " Unfurlough." " That's what I just said, Amy." "Okay?" "So let's just throw as many bodies at this as we can." "That's what we're gonna do." "You may want to wear this mask in case the wind changes." "Oh, really?" "No, I don't think so." "I think..." "Mmm..." "Yeah, okay." "That's not a bad idea, actually." "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" " it's great to meet you, Janine." " (CAMERAS CLICKING)" "Your bravery has been an inspiration for us all." "Now look, ma'am, I've allotted exactly three minutes" " for small talk, during which..." " Okay, thank you, Sue." "Then after that, there's a maximum" " of 10 minutes for glass..." " Uh-huh." "That's enough, Sue." "There are cameras." "There are cameras here." "If there's anything I can do..." "It is so nice to hear someone say that." "DANNY"." "If you need it, you got it." "God bless you." "This wildlife in the area," "I wonder how it's impacted by this very facility." "We get a lot of rats, if that's what you mean." "Oh, well, that makes sense, doesn't it?" "Of course, yeah." "And he served in the Coast Guard, is that right?" "Yes, sir." "It would have been a mighty privilege to have known him." "And I'm sure you know, Joe, that nationally we spend about $71 per ton of waste on recycling while we spend $86 per ton on collection." "Do you find this divergence troubling?" "Ma'am, I just shovel it." " I don't account for it." " Okay." "(LAUGHS)" " This doesn't look great, does it?" " Uh..." "Depends on which channel you're watching." "I think we can all learn from the incredible strength you've shown." " Are you married, Joe?" " Yes." "Ah." "That's lovely."

"Here we see the seals heading upstream." "This is unheard of this time of year." "Now, we take you to Yokohama." "People are discovering a lot of strange things lately, including oversize fish." "Also, reports of kidnappings and rape are on the rise...." "That's some weird stuff." "The world sure is crazy." "Ya know..." "Yes?" "I need another drink." "Please stop it." "Just one more." "Save some for the other customers." "There aren't many other customers." "You're right." "I'm always right." "Remember that." "Human-like lifeforms have been spotted." "And the police?" "It's only between us." "This is difficult." "We're not "ultra police"." "Hear me out." "America has had reports of similar sightings." "No one knows for sure what they are." "You believe it?" "Our defense force is ordered to investigate these incidents." "We cannot panic the public, so all investigations must be in secret." "We're leaving it to the two of you to solve the case." "We have no other choice." "Do you accept?" "Oikawa-san... I don't know." "Are you afraid?" "You won't have much backup in the field." "This is crazy." "I feel like an idiot." "Super Power Sentai!" "Aleki Thunder!" "But, I'm your mother!" "You're lying!" "Damn you. I'll get you now." "Fire!" "I won't allow you to do what you want!" "What was all that?" "Whatever..." "Ota, it hurts. lt hurts." "Please stop it." "Idiot." "It's camouflage." "Eh?" "It's weird for two men to be in the same apartment." "This is less suspicious." "Ah, now I understand." "I'll be more careful." "What a dump!" "Give me the lunch." "Yes." "Please don't do anything weird." "Idiot." "No worries." "No worries." "Are our orders here?" "Yes, it's here." "The alien lifeform in Yokohama gives off a certain sound wave...." "Skip that." "Yes?" "Do you have a girlfriend now?" "." "Yes, I do." "It gives off a wave...." "Enough of that." "What do we do when we detect the wave?" "Call headquarters." "Understood." "What are you doing?" "Calling headquarters." "Alien." "I have a girlfriend now." "Really." "We've been dating for one year." "Please wait for love." "This evening in Yokohama, a criminal wearing a crab mask..... ls it good, Kazuki?" "Starting today, I will be your regular teacher." "No way." "Your father is your teacher!" "Idiot!" "Pathetic!" "Pathetic!" "Get lost!" "Cut the crap!" "Pathetic!" "Get lost!" "Kazuki...." "Just give me more time." "But I.... lt will all work out in time." "Hey, where are you going?" "Out." "Wadda ya mean "out"?" "You can't go out." "Why not?" "Because...." "You still have chores to do." "I'm going." "I'm telling you you can't go out. lt's a school night." "I'm home." "You going out?" "Yeah." "I see." "Let me give you some money...." "Thanks. I'm going." "What?" "You're home early...." "l'm home." "What a pain....." "No one listens...." "Midori is at that age...." "l guess it can't be helped." "Yes!" "Black and White Ecstasy!" "Zebraman!" "Zebra Screeeew Punch!" "Zebra Back Kick!" "Zebra Bomber!" "You're not gonna.... keep me down!" "Not again!" "Prof. lchikawa." "Yes?" "This is Asano Shinpei-kun." "A transfer student." "Transfer student?" "Don't scare him." "Do your best." "Yes. I got it." "I'll leave you three alone." "Bye." "Nice to meet you." "This is our newest teacher, Prof. lchikawa." "Nice to meet you." "We'll be sure to treat you great." "He's normal." "What?" "Even though he can't walk, he's still a regularjunior high student." "Excuse me." "So, Asano-kun, let's go." "Yes." "Take care." "Okay, from today we have a new class mate." "Asano-kun." "I'm Shinpei Asano." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "That's good everyone." "His paralysis was very sudden." "All the hospitals we went to didn't understand it." "Each day I wonder if he'll ever be able to stand again." "His dad?" "I'm a single parent." "Sorry." "It's no problem." "I see." "Sorry." "Professor...." "l don't want him to be treated special." "I don't want any bad things to happen." "What do you mean, "bad things"?" "Other students may resent him." "I understand." "I'll treat him like any other student." "Thank you." "Hey..." "What?" "What kind of person are you, Kitahara-kun?" "I may not look it, but I'm a ghost-man." "Really?" "Yeah." "No way." "Then prove it." "Okay." "Here." "It's a white panda?" "How'd you get it?" "I told you I'm a ghost man." "It's really cute." "Hey, hey." "What does your father do?" "Ah!" "A school teacher!" "It really sucks." "He's not even popular." "It's my dad's fault that little brother is picked on...." "And mom is unhappy...." "Really?" "Yes. lt really is his fault." "So, are we done?" "No way." "One more time." "One more time." "Yes, yes." "Yes, yes." "Yes, yes." "Yes, yes." "I could just go to the corner and buy some juice...." "No, no, no...." "l might catch cold." "Teacher." "I finished." "Yes." "Teacher, do like sports?" "To be honest, not really." "Hey, what were you working on in class?" "Who was it?" "Did you draw it?" "It's Zebraman." "You know him?" "Uh... yeah." "I watched him on TVwhen I was in Junior High." "Now, everyone, let's all watch Zebraman's TV preview together." "In the year 2010, a mysterious hero appears." "Zebraaaaman!" "Fight, Zebraman!" "Fly, Zebraman!" "Black and White Ecstasy!" "Zebraman!" "Jyumonji Yuzuru defends the Earth against evil alien invaders!" "The series was cancelled after only 13 episodes, but fans still remember it." "There's a lot of news about it on the internet." "Turn on the Black and White!" "Here's some printouts." "Zebraman isn't just about a super hero, lt's about believing in your dreams." "Whether we had a color TV or not, we would still sing the theme song after it was over." "That's really good." "Yeah, it is." "It's great, teacher." "That you remember this show." "I feel like I'm talking with my father." "Ah." "What about the main character?" "He was ajunior high school teacher." "A teacher like me." "But, my students don't really take me seriously." "Maybe I should practice my yelling at them?" "Teacher, do you know what year this is?" "This year?" "It's 2010." "That's right. lt's the same year that Zebraman took place." "Asano." "Yes?" "From today, can I call you Asano?" "Yes." "Hey, I wonder.... lf we find this lifeform..." "Yes." "Let's beat its head in." "No way." "We have to follow orders." "But..." "Yes?" "I feel like spoiled milk." "Air conditioner?" "No air conditioner." "What?" "There's no space for one...." "Prof. lchikawa...." "Yes?" "I think it's good." "What is?" "You haven't heard anything." "Today, Prof. lchikawa will go on patrol with Prof. lppongi." "Nice to meet you!" "Everyone, count on me." "Hello." "What are you guys doing here?" "It's late." "Go home, go home!" "Are you sure that's okay?" "What do you mean?" "It is for their own good." "Professor, are you hungry?" "Have some, have some." "The thing I hate the most is perverts." "At least yakuza punks live by a code of honor." "But perverts, I can never forgive them." "Now, I'll eat." "It's really good." "It is good." "Ah yes, well you see...." "l'm an expert on this kind of food." "But my real passion is to be...." "An English teacher at a girl's school." "But I'm so embarassed!" "So what's the problem?" "The problem is the Sailor Suit." "Why is that a problem?" "It's difficult to walk." "That's it?" "Oh look!" "It's 9 o'clock." "We'd better get going." "It's still bad." "But I want to show Asano." "Asano, Asano, Asano...." "Nakayama-cho 2-chome 553" "Nice neighborhood." "What?" "That's not it." "Not Asano's address." "Sakura-machi 30." "What?" "Andoh." "Andoh?" "Andoh." "Sakura-machi 3-chome 15." "Asano." "There's no doubt." "Can't be seen like this." "You're fired." "You're fired." "You're fired...." "l'm a fan." "What are you?" "Zebraman." "I'm Zebraman." "I'm Zebraman." "Die!" "That hurt." "Be careful." "Be careful." "What?" "What the hell?" "Hey, Hey!" "A wave reaction." "Let's go." "What?" "Hurry up!" "Zebra Screw Punch." "It's Zebraman..." "Hey, what's going on?" "Ah, nothing." "Nothing, huh?" "It's late." "You're alone?" "is your mom nearby?" "Seigawa." "Seigawa!" "Yes!" "There was another murder." "It seems connected to the others." "Of course, we want everyone to be on guard." "That's it." "The victim last night seemed to be covered in green goo." "I heard it from my friends, even though the police deny it." "And there's nothing about it on TV." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Zebraman Punch!" "Take this." "I'm good." "This way?" "Take a look at the body." "Ready?" "It's a bit hard to look at." "How could that have happened?" "Look at the wound...." "Oikawa-san?" "Hmm?" "Nothing." "I'm done." "I don't get it." "I'm done." "Burn it." "Ready!" "Light up!" "Fire!" "The cases seem to be around the general area of this school." "Can I speak freely about the cases?" "Yes, of course." "You can ask me anything." "What's weird about these cases is that" "They haven't been reported on TV or in the newspapers." "Hey, what are you implying?" "Last night, a lot of people were unaware of the danger." "Do you intend to let more people die?" "Prof. Kyoto...." "Are you afraid of something?" "Well, there might be a panic...." "Our first concern is for our students." "Our concern is to solve the cases." "Professor, these two cases are..... I won't answer you!" "You make me sick!" "I wonder if it was the real Zebraman?" "Asano-san...." "l hope that I can meet him again." "I see." "I see." "You can watch Zebraman on here." "Really?" "It's the first episode of Zebraman." "I remember, I remember. lt's Zebraman!" "Ah!" "There!" "There!" "The Screw Punch, right?" "I'm home." "Welcome home." "Ah, professor...." "Ah, excuse me." "He was teaching me." "Professor lchikawa is a fan of Zebraman!" "It makes me feel very nostalgic." "Now I'll make dinner." "Yes." "Ah, no, no. I should go." "Please." "Thanks." "What is it?" "Professor, you should eat your vegetables." "Oh, really?" "Well, the truth is...." "Need help?" "I got it." "I see." "Your family?" "Oh, that's right. I forgot. I should go." "That's not what I meant." "A wife and two kids." "I see." "What about you?" "His father committed suicide." "I'm sorry. I shouldn't burden you." "He was ajunior at the university hospital." "My son saw the whole thing." "He jumped from the building." "Yes." "I really should go home." "Zebra Nurse!" "Please." "Don't worry, Zebraman." "Zebraman." "Dream?" "Damn." "Sorry. I'll be back soon." "Zebra Bomber!" "White and Black Man!" "No!" "Horse Man!" "No!" "Zebra Double Kick!" "Ah, sorry, sorry." "Where were we..." "Sorry to keep you all waiting." "Teacher..." "The time is up." "Sorry, sorry." "Let's go." "A striped man?" "Well, if there is such a man running around like that, then he must be an idiot." "Zebraman isn't an idiot!" "What-man?" "Asano-kun...." "Did you see him?" "No, I didn't." "But, Zebraman isn't an idiot." "He's a savior." "Hey...." "l'll be there soon." "What did Asano tell you?" "That kid..." "What are you doing?" "That kid..." "What he said..." "Cut the crap!" "I have to solve these cases!" "I don't have time to waste with this crap!" "I'm trying to analyze its programme." "Yes." "Mr. Kanda." "I think it's impossible to find out any more." "But headquarters is waiting for results." "Having to examine in secret slows me down." "What we need to find out.... ls how this is spread from person to person." "It can spread from Yokohama to cover the whole country." "Please don't rush me, Oikawa-san." "Enough of this crap!" "Whose idea was this anyway?" "!" "We're not getting anywhere. lt's beyond human comprehension." "What do you mean transfer?" "To another school?" "We had no choice." "The kids are in danger." "Danger?" "Yes." "Shinpei Asano is in danger." "I don't understand what you mean?" "If the students are in danger..." "You don't have to know." "Don't worry." "As of tomorrow, they'll be safe." "Prof. Kyoto..." "The families all agree." "What is it you know?" "." "What do you mean?" "You know something about the case." "I'm asking you to stop." "It's not just the cases that put the students in danger." "What is it?" "What do you know?" "." "Excuse me. I'll go fix it." "I'm not done talking with you." "But, my hair..." "Who cares about your hair?" "I have to go to the toilet." "Professor..." "Why do you need your bag?" "is there something in there?" "Let me see what's inside!" "W-what?" "What could be so important?" "Hey, wait!" "We're not finished!" "Eh, uh, eh, uh...." "Great food and great prices." "Have some now." "What would you like, kids?" "Where are your mothers?" "What are you doing?" "Why'd you do that?" "Don't eat all that!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Do you guys have money?" "Stop it, you brats!" "Stop it you brats!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Help me!" "Shoot them!" "I can't shoot children!" "What's up?" "Chief, there's big trouble." "Come on, stop it." "Kazuki?" "Wait!" "Okay, stop." "Hey, Kazuki. lt's dad. lt's your dad!" "Stay away!" "Stay away!" "Professor!" "My son is sick." "Where should I take him?" "Now is bad." "Why?" "Someone gave birth to a green baby." "You really helped me." "Thank you." "Asano-kun?" "He's sleeping in his room." "I see." "Professor?" "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Are you really...." "Zebraman?" "It's true." "You were in one of my dreams." "You healed a big wound." "I wanted to help you." "It seemed so real." "Professor..." "Today... I understood it." "The reason why I fight... ls for dreams." "Not for my dreams, but for.... but for his." "That's what I believe." "Kazuki?" "Are you all right?" "Are you okay?" "He's okay." "I'm sorry for before." ""There's no more time"" ""l leave the rest up to you"" ""Anything Goes"" "Anything goes?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm looking for Prof. Kyoto." "Here?" "Yeah, here." "I'm there." "There?" "That's close." "During the incident that just passed," "There was a striped man who helped save the kids." "I'm trying to find out who he is." "Excuse me." "What is this?" "It's a dump, right?" "A real dump." "is Kyoto okay?" "Excuse me." "Scripts?" ""Car stealing kids"" ""Crab Man"" ""Green Baby"" "Zebraman scripts." "What I'm about to tell you is surprising." "These scripts contain everything that's been going on lately." "Crab Man." "Kids stealing cars." "Green baby." "Wait a second. I heard nothing about those." "But, Prof. Kyoto knew about it all this time." "It's all here." "Prof. Kyoto?" "Yes." "He must know about Zebraman." "Hey, did you ever hear anything strange from the professor's room?" "No, I never did." "Too bad. I think Kyoto knows what's going on." "I think Kyoto is in alien hands." "Who told you that?" "Wait a sec!" "Find him." "Yes." "In Yokohama, 34 years ago, a UFO crash-landed." "The aliens mixed in with humans around the area of the junior high school." "Soon after, the alien's began using the Zebraman scripts for their plans." "The program was cancelled early." "The UFO aliens used the junior high school to further their plans." "They began to further experiment on humans." "Prof. Kyoto began a one man fight against the aliens." "That's why he wanted to transfer the students to another school." "He said...." "What?" "Anything goes." "He believed...." "Dreams come true." "Kyoto is an alien." "But not just a normal alien." "He's an original alien from the UFO." "Hey." "Yes?" "We can't let you interfere with our plans for invasion....." "Seigawa...." "Seigawa-san is dead." "I need a bike." "I should have a bike." "Heroes always have bikes." "Sorry." "Kazuki..." "Your father..." "Needs to fly to the sky...." "Sorry." "Your mother..." "And sister..." "Take care of them." "Dad..." "Do your best." "Did you read the script for the final episode?" "No." "How about Asano-kun?" "He didn't read it either." "That's good." "I don't think I can fly." "When fighting the alien boss," "Zebraman" "Gets defeated." "But then..." "What happens?" "Zebraman..." "Flies into the sky." "Then he.... saves the earth and humanity..." "From the alien invasion." "That's the final episode." "What the heck is that?" "Who would watch such a show?" "." "You've been practicing flying?" "Yes." "How long?" "10 days." "I think to fly... is impossible." "I wish I never read that script!" "My son believes in you." "He believes that Zebraman will protect the earth." "For my son's sake... please... learn how to fly!" "Miss...." "Yes." "Did you.... understand my story?" "Yes." "There is one man who can help." "Who is it?" "It's Zebraman." "It's Zebraman!" "You mean that striped guy?" "Sounds weird, doesn't it?" "But I think he's the only one who can help us." "No need." "The order has been given." "Tonight, the Junior High School will be no more." "Our operation will be over." "In a moment, the school will cease to exist." "I expect your support." "How can you say that?" "Everyone has gone crazy." "It's all we can do to survive." "Dad...." "Do your best." "He believes." "Believes in dreams." "Believe in dreams, believe in dreams." "Why did you come here?" "If something bad happened tell me..." "No, no. I had something important to tell you." "You should not give up." "I really believe that you are a big hero, defending the earth." "You look terrible." "Well, I'm sorry for saying such weird things." "Later." "Take care." "Shinpei?" "Where are you, Shinpei?" "Toilet?" "Shinpei!" "Please stop, please stop." "What is it?" "We're sorry, but the road is closed." "Why?" "We're sorry, no one can pass." "But my son went to the school..." "Everything is in order here." "Please!" "I need to go to the school!" "You're good, Professor." "Clear a path." "Open it, open it." "Let's go." "To the school." "Get on." "Yes." "Asano-san." "Zebraman." "Help me, Zebraman!" "Do your best, Zebraman!" "Great!" "Zebraman, look out!" "You're not gonna.... keep me down." "Hey?" "What's going on?" "Kazuki!" "What?" "Now what?" "There's only 3 minutes left until the chopper gets here!" "Let's clear out!" "Shinpei!" "Shinpei?" "Shinpei!" "What now?" "." "Fly." "Zebraman, fly and fight." "Asano-san." "Zebraman has to fly." "Zebraman has to fly to the sky." "You have to believe that you can fly." "Asano-san..." "See." "Now it's Zebraman's turn." "Zebraman!" "Fly!" "Shinpei!" "Shinpei!" "He flew." "Shinpei!" "Thank you..." "Zebraman." "Hey..." "Can I ask you something?" "What?" "My mask...." "l was finally having some fun." "Yes, yes." "Everything is fine now." "Japan is safe!" "We're here." "Here." "Everyone is waiting for Zebraman." "He looks like a fine man." "He doesn't look like dad?" "No way!" "Don't say such a thing!" "Thank you, Zebraman!" "Turn on the black and white."

"You again!" "I've already told you." "I can't help you." "You can't go without papers." "Have you got any papers yet?" "I'm tired." "No papers, no name." "That just leads to problems and I've got enough of those." "Tell me, what have you been up to?" "Have you got any money?" "Money." "Where would I get that?" "But I want to work." "If you think I'm too lazy to ..." "Water levels in the Rhine:" "Kaub 232, fall 8." "Cologne 197, rise 12." "Ruhrot 391 , rise 16." "I can't silence the people at the border with your work." "Those papers are just an excuse." "You want money, eh?" "Papers and money, dear friend." "Coming up is a request show with the motto:" "You request it, we play it." "Hey, where are you going?" "Leave me in peace." "Wonderful." "Double the pleasure." "Erna, are you coming?" "He's calling you." " A button's missing from your jacket." "You hair's much too long." "He doesn't bite, you know." " Why would he bite?" "There's nothing to be made from me." "I've got to get out of here." "Understand?" "I must get out of here." "Let me talk to the captain." " You?" "I'll get him to take you." " What d'you want for doing it?" "Not money." "Not papers." "Erna, where are you?" "My ball!" "Thank you, sir." "Will you play with me?" "Tomorrow." "Tell me ..." "Are you all on your own?" " My sister's over there." "Play with me." "Gigi?" "Where are you going?" "Aren't you playing anymore?" "Tomorrow." "Naughty girl." "Haven't you got any ears?" "I've called you three times." "You must stay closer to me, understand?" "And don't talk to strangers again." "Go home, quickly." "When will that little nuisance stay home for a change?" "Staf, you know I can't come out without Gigi." "They should've left her where she was." "Why did your parents take on that child?" "And one that doesn't speak Flemish." "It won't have been out of charity." "What do you know about it?" "What's the bet money behind it?" " What d'you mean, money?" "Some fortune that's blocked, abroad, for example." "When the money's unblocked they'll earn a nice little sum." "Gigi is a war orphan and hasn't got any family anymore." "Exactly." "When the money's unblocked it goes to the foster parents." "They wouldn't concern themselves with that child if there wasn't a pile of banknotes lying around somewhere." "Meanwhile we're saddled with her." "Do you really love that child?" " Do you really love me?" "Have you got the Gigi disease, too?" "God, what a name, Gigi." "It's thanks to Gigi that I can be here every day." "Admit it." "All in all we can be grateful that she keeps quiet about it at home." "I'm only sixteen and if father ... lt's time, Staf." "Are you coming tomorrow?" " Of course." "With Gigi." "Gigi." "What are you doing?" " Look, Daddy." "Your man looks sad." "D'you think so?" "Go inside." "It's too cold. lt's too windy." "Will you draw me something?" "A man, laughing." "Tomorrow." " lt's always tomorrow." "Have you eaten already?" " Yes, but draw ..." "Ask Yvonne." " She doesn't want to." "No one does." "Where's Yvonne?" " Don't know." "What are you doing here?" "I'm leaving." " What d'you mean, leaving?" "Off to bed, you." " No." "My man." "If you're stubborn, you'll get a smack." " No." "Still interested in me?" "Still no friendlier?" "I've spoken to the captain." "Hey, I've spoken to the captain." "I've done that five times already and it didn't help in the slightest." "Does that bloke say anything other than money, papers?" "Erna, where are you?" "Erna, where are you?" "As if you care ..." " All I care about is a boat." "I wonder what happened to you." "Where do you come from?" "Where do you live?" "Nowhere." "I don't live anywhere, either." "You've got the boat." " A boat isn't anywhere." "To you, maybe." "To me, it's salvation." "To me ..." " What did the captain say?" "Not much." "He's angry because the freight hasn't arrived and sailing has to be delayed again, at least by a day or two." "Two days is a long time." "In which to be picked up." "In which to get away." "You've got so little confidence in me." "I'll manage it, you can count on it." "Without money and without papers." "You're rather sure of yourself." "I know the captain." " You seem to know men well." "We won't get anywhere like this." "It just makes things more difficult." "It makes it worthwhile." " And if he finds out?" "And don't harbour any illusions about your captain." "In Basle the Rhine is so beautiful." "Why is it so beautiful by the Rhine?" "Are you ready?" "Do you know my man?" " No." "He saved my ball." "In your bed." "Have you been to the toilet?" " Yes. I haven't been to the toilet." "Have you been to the toilet or not?" " No." "Annoying child." "Get on with it." "In bed." "And I don't want to hear a sound." "Where's my man?" " What man?" "The one I drew." "is that it?" "Are we going again tomorrow?" "He's coming back to play with me." "I want to play with him." "With that tramp?" "No way." " You play with a boy." "That's none of your business." "Go on, go to sleep." "I'll tell Mummy all about it." " Have you finished?" "Are we going tomorrow?" " Of course, stupid child." "Really?" " We'll see." "Yvonne, I'm thirsty." "Higher." "Higher." "Again." "What's your name?" "My name's Gigi." "What's yours?" "I haven't got a name." "Haven't you really got a name?" "Everyone's got a name." "I'll give you a name." "I'll call you ..." "Prince." "Prince?" "I'm not rich." "I haven't got anything." "But you're very nice." "Catch." "Shall we play?" "Come on." "Again." "Go and get it." "Can't you find it?" "My ball." "Where's my ball?" "Stay here, Gigi." " l don't like the look of that bloke." "Prince." "That's it." "You're never coming with me again." "That's it for today, eh?" " Sorry?" "Prince, Prince." "What do you think?" " Come on." "Excuse me, Gigi." "Are you coming, Gigi?" "D'you remember this?" "Not so fast." " Where did you get that from?" "He remembers it." " Who are you?" "What d'you want?" "Nervous, aren't you?" "Come on, we might as well sit down as stand up." "Where did you get that ball?" "Make yourself comfortable." "Cigarette?" "Do you like it?" "Yes." "Calm down." "Take it easy." "Where's the child?" " Go on, sit down." "Problems?" "What d'you want?" " Me, nothing." "But you want to leave." "That's none of your business." "Are you so sure about that?" "I thought, maybe I could do that bloke a favour." "Help him get out of the danger zone." "Maybe with this." "You know Gigi, don't you?" "I don't get you." "Little girls like that are worth money." "If you keep your ears open you'll always find one where money's involved and money means freedom." "Democracy." "Money involved with Gigi?" "Money involved with Gigi." "You just have to know." "What do you know?" " You're too nosey." "Here, catch." "If you need me you'll find me." "Remember, give me that little girl and I'll help you get away from here." "It's quite simple." "Don't worry about anything." "We take, we give something back and keep some for ourselves." "That's business, you know." "So long." "A bag." "A bag of chips." " Big or small?" "Small." "Anything on them?" " No." "That's five francs, please." "A 10 franc bag of chips and two francs of mayonnaise." "Thank you, sir." "Good evening." "Don't bother." "He hasn't got a penny." "That won't help our profession." "Damn." "They call it suffering in silence." "Ready for love from head to toe." "Preferably with the head rather than the toe." "Shall I make it wet again?" "A man without a woman is like an electric cushion without electricity." "Can't do a thing with it." "Give here, I'll hold it." "Here, drink up." "It'll do you good." "When the kettle boils you'll get a cup of coffee." "Better, eh?" "Rest a bit, if you can." "I know about your illness." "It's not only here, but here, isn't it?" "Troubles." "In my case it's in my feet." "In my shoes, in fact." "Twenty centimetres." "You need to be a real misogynist for that." "The coffee." "I'm ready for love from head to toe ..." "Why ..." "Why did you bring me here?" "It's alright here, isn't it?" "Don't worry too much about the rest." "Sooner or later you'll find a hole big enough to crawl through." "Let's see what comes out of there." "I needn't expect much from you." "Coffee." "Long ago, I suppose?" "Hmm, men wandering around." "They start with a small blunder and end with a big one." "They should've realised long ago that the game isn't worth the candle." "I know all about it." "About men, I mean." "Too sugary." "I'm not listening to that." "There's the milk, here's the sugar." "You're the difficult kind, eh?" "Think too much and don't know what to do with yourself." "Too soft, can't stand the sight of blood and suddenly the fat's in the fire and there they stand, thunderstruck." "They don't understand that they have destroyed themselves." "How old are you, in fact?" "Sixty." " Not yet sixteen, I suppose?" "In any case too young to die and too old to live." "D'you know what it is to be skint, to go hungry?" "Only come out when it's dark." "Sleep on straw, not even a roof above my head that doesn't leak." "Unable to see a way out, no one to help you." "Alone among people." " l do know." "Hunted like a dog." "D'you know what it's like to be sixty?" "Your coffee's getting cold." "Drink up." "It'll do you good." "It's raining again." "It's always raining." "It rained yesterday." "It rained then." "It rained then in Germany." "Labour camp. lt rained." "And I thought about my wife." "About Denise." "Come on, try to sleep." "Sleep." "Letting off a final round?" "None of my business, I suppose?" "Don't forget our business." "Ah, awake already?" "Things not going well?" "All work, no play makes Jack a dull boy." " The first signs of old age." "Correct. I feel sixty." " Wrong move." "Otherwise I'd have to sack you and you are still far too presentable for that." "Besides, I'll make you twenty again if I have to." "Leave me alone, I'm not asking anything of you, am I?" "So, the young lady is touchy, too." "Leave me alone." "You don't need to look for anything because there isn't anything." "Nothing." "Nothing." "I need money." "We can do without tramps here." "Or are you going to turn this place into a charity?" "Remember this." "You haven't got time for love." "D'you know that bloke?" "What bloke?" " Don't pretend you don't know." "The one who just went down the stairs, William the Silent." "I know him and maybe I can do something you can't." "Make money out of him." "Did he reveal anything?" "What should he reveal?" "Why to me?" "What do you know about him?" "A lot of things." "My ball." "Where did you find it?" "Where did you lose it?" "Let's play." "Let's play." "Throw it." "Again." "What are you looking for?" "Are you tired?" "Me?" "No." "I am." "My man." "Your man?" " Yes." "It's you, Prince." "I look sad." "D'you think so?" " Yes." "How can we make him laugh?" "I know." "Just a minute." "See?" "There." "Now he's happy." "This one's happy but the other one isn't." "is the one who's laughing also Prince?" " Actually, it's the same person." "Can you be both sad and happy?" " Maybe you can, maybe you can't." "We're never completely happy or completely sad." "The one that's laughing isn't you?" "It used to be." "But it's a long story." " A sad story, then." "It's a fairy tale, a fairy tale for grown-ups." "Tell me." "I love stories." "Tell me." "It was a long time ago." "It was a long time ago." "Tell me." "OK." "Just for you." "What's the matter?" "What I said." "A lot of things." "A lot of things. I couldn't care less about the sordid things you get up to." "Sordid things, eh?" "Nowhere near, girl." "If you think that's what I mean." "I'll help that bloke out of his scrape." "That surprises you, doesn't it?" "Never heard of some idiot who wants to leave the country, well, has to?" "Or otherwise he'll end up in the can sooner or later." "I'm talking to you." "You know about it, don't you?" "What do you know what I know?" "Awkward, eh?" "Not knowing what you can say and what you have to keep quiet." "Got any cigarettes?" " No." "Are you going or am I?" "Heads, you go, tails, I go." "Tails." "As for your protege, forget it." "I'll protect him." "And yourself at the same time?" " Yes, what did you expect?" "is that the princess?" "Yes." "They got married." "But they didn't live happily ever after." "Did they live happily?" "No one has ever told me such a lovely story before." "They didn't live together for long." "They weren't happy." "A stupid war occurred." "And with the war came the foreigners, who took the prince with them to a distant country." "The princess remained behind all on her own." "Many years later the liberators came." "There were celebrations everywhere." "But the liberators were young and strong, in the flush of victory." "They enchanted the princess and made her forget the prince and everything that had joined them together." "Now there was peace everywhere the prince also came back one day." "But no matter how he begged, his sorrow was to no avail." "The princess was and remained enchanted." "The prince didn't know any spells that could save the princess." "And he became sad." "Very sad." "And then he became angry." "So angry that he put the princess into a deep sleep for ever." "But the people got angry with him." "So angry he had to flee for his life." "And he's still fleeing." "So it's a sad story, because you're crying." "I don't want you to cry." "You're very nice to me." "Can I stay with you?" "It's dirty here." "What's this?" "is it something to eat?" "Can I light it?" "Hey, wait a moment." "Just a moment." "Not so fast." "Did you come for ..." "Or have you done it?" "Have you got her?" "No." "Tomorrow." " But ... I said tomorrow." "is that all you've got to say?" " Same time." "is that why you came here?" "Where is she, then?" "I don't know." "Why did you leave me on my own?" "You've got to go home." "Your mother will be worried, so will your sister." "No, they don't love me at home." "I'm staying here with you." " You can't." "You have to go home." "I've got to leave." "I can't take you with me." "Be good." "I'll come and see you tomorrow and we'll play with the ball, OK?" "Come on." "Come with me." "I'm staying here. I'm staying here." "Who's gone?" " Gigi." "That bothersome kid, again." " Now everything will come out." "Let it." "We're not children anymore." "What shall I do?" " Wait until she's back." "is that all you can say?" " Do you want me to go and look?" "Would that bloke have taken her?" " You watch too many films." "The skipper?" " Not here." "Where to?" " What does a woman know about a man?" "They go off and say nothing." "You're just in time." "We're leaving soon." "You've got to help me, hide me." " Why have I got to hide you?" "Everything is OK." "You can come." "You should use your common sense." "All that kissing is no good to anyone." "Do what you should do." "You should've taken better care of Gigi." "If anything happens it's your fault." "What did that bloke look like?" "I've got to go somewhere quickly." "I can't leave her there like that." "Her?" " Gigi." "Are you one of those?" " She's a six-year-old child." "Prince, Prince." "Prince, Prince." "We're leaving in five minutes." "You and your sweetheart can't have a minute longer."

"[man] We're gonna take our time." "We're gonna move slow." "Uh, we're just worried about booby traps mostly." "And obviously we're missing one body, so be very alert because there could be a live one." "Okay, clear." "Clear." "We have some sort of barricade here, we don't know why." "Maybe a last stronghold." "[chattering]" "This is Control Center Three at the far east end of L-Block." "This is the doorway outside of L-8, the entrance to L-8." "[man 2] It's empty, Sergeant." " Ready?" " [man] Yeah." "Look behind it." "See there's nothing wired to it." "This is L-7." "[man on TV] The new prison at Lucasville is one of the largest in the United States." "It cost more than $23 million to build." "It will hold 1,600 prisoners." "The new maximum security prison has the latest equipment, electronically controlled gates and cell block doors, and the presence of the new prison is already being felt in the town of Lucasville, a small community on the fringe of Appalachia." "In the 1920s, this was a prosperous community." "But then came the Depression." "Steel mills closed down, and the railroad didn't stop here anymore." "Lucasville never really recovered, but they're hoping that the new prison will change all that." "There are 400 jobs available at the prison." "There have been 2,400 applications for those jobs." "[man on radio] ...those storms could be strong to severe and accompanied by high wind and hail and it could spawn an isolated tornado." "I'd done ten years in the military, and I needed a job when I got out." "Really not a whole lot of choices of employment around here." "I wanted a good job." "I wanted health benefits, dental benefits." "I had two small kids." "This was one of the good jobs around here in this whole area." "[radio broadcast continues indistinctly] [door opens]" "[door closes]" "[Mike Hensley] It's not a job for everybody." "When you're inside, you're locked up just like they are." " It's a whole different world..." " [cell door buzzes]" "and we're not talking about guys that just broke a traffic law or something." "We're talking about pedophiles, murderers, guys that really do not play well with others, period." "And if they sense weakness, if they even think that you're afraid of them... then they'll act on that weakness." "There's animals in there." "I mean, there's people in there that are just truly animals." "When that gate closes, you could go home at night," " or you couldn't go home at night." " [cell door buzzes]" "It was really up to the inmates." "[man] Lucasville was a dangerous place, man." "It was very dangerous." "It was the most dangerous institution in the state of Ohio at that time." "You're in a place that people get killed on a regular basis." "I mean, there was so much drugs in Lucasville that you'd think you was on the street." "It's a place with a turbulent past." "In 1973, just one year after it opened, two prison guards were killed by inmates." "Almost three years ago, an inmate at Lucasville killed a teacher in a restroom at the prison's learning center." "Inmate Eddie Vaughn stabbed 32-year-old Beverly Taylor with a homemade knife." "Vaughn had been serving a sentence for murder." "[Rodger Snodgrass] You're on your way to chow, minding your business... [chattering]" "next thing you know, the guy behind you grabs the guy in front of you and cuts his throat." "[laughs] You know what I mean?" "It's like you had to constantly watch everyone." "It was very..." "A very volatile place, man." "[man] I get a call one day from the director of corrections in Ohio at the time." "I think I ask him, I said, "I'm not in some kind of trouble, am I, Director?"" "And he said, "No, sir, you're not."" "He said..." ""The reason I've called you up here is that I want..." "I'm gonna send you to Lucasville."" "It wasn't, "Would you like to go to Lucasville?"" "It just took the wind out of my sails." "Everybody in the system knew that Lucasville was really, really having a lot of problems." "Prisons are challenging in and of themselves, but this was gonna be the... [stammers] crème de la crème of challenges for me." "So, I wasn't happy." "When the prison was built, it had roughly 1,600 cells." "And when I got there, it seemed to me like there were 2,000 inmates, 2,100, somewhere thereabouts." "[man on TV] Ohio's Lucasville Prison is one of the newest prisons, but like others, overcrowded." "Cells built for one prisoner had to be shared by two, ten-and-a-half feet by six-and-a-half feet." "[man speaking indistinctly on PA] [cell door buzzes]" "[Hensley] Now you had your Aryan Brotherhood, you had your Black Gangster Disciples, you had a little bit of the Crips, a little bit of Bloods in there... [inmate whistles]" "and you had your black Muslim inmates." "And they would have tension amongst themselves." "I had three separate inmates get their throats cut in the first five days." "It was out of control." "Lucasville was like a world within itself." "We was running wild, doing what we want." "Pants hanging out, no badge on, no ID on, walking up and down halls, knives in our shirt and everything." "We was living like that." "That was normal for Lucasville." "That wasn't normal for those other prisons." "These people here, they already know there's no going home." "I made some really tough decisions... to try to effect some control over a place that has just literally been off the hook." "Curtailment of programs, mandatory drug tests... escorted movement everywhere." "[Snodgrass] This guy coming in here, and he's making it his job to step on our necks, all right, any way he can." "I don't know." "Tate just made it a different joint, man, and the guys wasn't liking it." "Inmates took on the mentality," ""Nah, hell nah." "We're not accepting that shit, right?"" "[Art Tate] Lucasville was an explosive environment... every day." "While all this tension is going on, the need that came down from the department..." ""We're gonna start testing all inmates in the Ohio prison system for tuberculosis."" "Well, the Muslim inmates... indicated that they weren't gonna take this test." "It was verbally told to me by several of the guys that," ""Look, we've got some guys that you're probably gonna have to use force."" "[man] Hello." "Can you hear me?" "No, I can't hear you, but can..." "Can you shake your head if you can hear me?" "Can you hear me?" "Okay." "All right, I see you a lot better now." "Okay, go ahead." "Taking the TB test was an infringement on our rights as believers in Islam." "It contains phenol." "Phenol is an alcoholic substance." "In Islamic belief, it is not permissible to consume alcohol, to use alcohol, to transport alcohol." "[Snodgrass] You know, Hasan's a really quiet guy." "All right?" "He don't talk much, but when he does, everybody listens because, you know, he's got a lot of polish." "He was educated." "[Siddique Abdullah Hasan] Just because you are a prisoner and the doors and gates are closed behind you, it does not forfeit you of your constitutional rights." "Tate was not willing to listen to us because he cannot allow prisoners, or us in particular, the Muslim body, to dictate to him how he run his institution." "[Tate] I picked up the telephone, called Columbus and said," ""We need to talk." "This is not going well down here." "I can tell you we're gonna have problems."" "They said, "Go back and handle it."" "I had put together a very thorough plan." "I was gonna lock the prison down the day after Easter, and over that three-day period, we were gonna take teams of people into the different cell houses and affect the test right in the inmate's cell." "[Ronnie Owens] We have clerks, convicts, working right there in the offices... was hear things." "They'd come back and tell their brothers, somebody can tell the Muslims, and so on and so forth." "That they're gonna lock y'all down." "[man] I came in the kitchen to get..." "Well, I came to eat, but I was also picking up some weed, some marijuana." "And the guy that gave me the marijuana said," ""Man, we're making up a lot of sandwiches and bagged lunches back here."" "He said, "They're gonna lock the institution down Monday... and gonna feed everybody in their cell and make everybody take their TB test."" "So I said, "Well, look..."" "I said, "Man, bring me two bags of weed... uh, this evening to the dining hall."" "So I would make sure I would be cool during the lockdown." "These Muslims felt like..." ""Well, if we're gonna make a stand against the administration, then we need to do it on a day and a time that affects them the most."" "They knew that Arthur Tate, he's gonna be home eating Easter dinner with his kids and his wife and stuff, and that it was gonna be low on security because a lot of officers took that day off." "I was only five days away from a transfer." "It was just kind of an average, boring day to start with." "[cell door buzzes] [radio chatter] [inmates laughing]" "[inmate laughing]" "[Snodgrass] I was a rec worker, and I had access to a lot of, you know, things that the Muslims wanted, and one of them was ball bats." "On this day, we broke out about 25 ball bats that weren't even supposed to be out." "When the Muslims come in, we handed 'em ball bats." "I waited until about six or seven of 'em had them... and they went right through the door and started at the metal detector, beat the guards down" " and hit them with the ball bats." " [officer] Hey, get down!" "[inmate] Fuck you!" "Say your prayers, motherfucker!" " [blows landing] - [man grunting]" "They really messed them up, you know." "[Hensley] It was real quiet." "There wasn't no music." "There was no TVs playing." "Kind of an eerie feeling, and something caught my eye." "I'd seen inmates running." "The inmates aren't allowed to run." "They're not allowed to run anywhere in that institution." "[alarm blaring] [clamoring]" "[Kenneth Daniels] We had a call go across the radio that there was a fight in our corridor." " [cell door buzzes] - [man shouting indistinctly]" " [radio chatter] - [alarm continues blaring]" "And the first thing I see is inmates running up, saying, "Don't go down there."" "[keys rattling]" " I went on to do my job." " [blows landing]" "And I found an officer that was getting beat by an inmate." "[shouting]" "Somebody beat me in the head." "Somebody put cuffs on me." "And, uh..." "But once the handcuffs went on, I knew it was..." "It was wrong, and it was way out of control." " [shouting] - [alarm blaring]" "[DeWayne Guynes] With this many officers getting beat," "I know we're fittin' to get locked down or worse." " [footsteps receding] - [indistinct radio chatter]" "I'm trying to get to my cell... to get the weed." "I wanna hurry up and consume my stuff before reinforcements come in." "[Tate] I had been invited by some friends to Easter dinner, and the phone rang." "It was a friend of mine, and she said, "Art..." "I don't know what's going on, but something's happening at Lucasville."" "[chattering] [clamoring]" "I called the prison." "One of my deputies answered the phone." "He was almost incoherent." ""Warden, uh, we're having a major riot." "The inmates are on the fence." "The inmates got the keys." "They're on the roof."" "I'm thinking, "Oh, my God."" "And I drove like a bat out of hell to Lucasville." "The next thing I knew," " the doors start opening." " [door opening]" "The consoles, somebody was at the consoles." "All the doors opened up." "And I looked down on the bottom wings... and I see these guys, they had their face covered up, masked men." "And there was a guy downstairs, and they was beating him with a crowbar, and he was begging for his life." "But he was a snitch." "He should have been dead a long time ago." "And they killed him right there." "[inmate] Snitching bitch!" "Kill that motherfucker!" "Snitches get ditches." "[Guynes] Once they hit the doors and let everybody out, there were a lot of old vendettas..." "being settled." "[sighs heavily]" "I'm sitting thinking about all the things, and it's hard for me to explain all at once, but I can tell you this." "It was the most chaotic and, uh... violent and dangerous situation that I've ever seen in my life." "Four-hundred, 500 guys running around extremely hyped up and mad." "Those inmates were burning files." "That way they ain't got no information on us when this is all over and shit." "It was just madness." "People just started breaking up everything... figuring, "If we tear all this up, that means we can't live here." "So that means we going somewhere." "I don't know about going home, but we're gonna leave here."" "[shouting]" "What was intended to be a peaceful protest to gain the attention of central office became a full-scale rebellion." "That was never part of the plan." "[Tate] In training, the officers were taught," "God forbid, if you're ever in a hostage situation... lock yourself in the backroom." "It's a safe haven." "You call the control center and help will come." "The wall between that room and the cell house was supposed to have been rebarred." "Well, the inmates..." " they punched through those walls..." " [glass shatters] like you were cutting through hot butter." "There was no rebar." "[Hensley] That little room filled up quick with inmates, and they were all armed." "And we lost that fight pretty quick." "[men breathing heavily]" "Once they got us under control, they basically covered our faces, and tied us up, and put us in the shower." "[man 1] Fuck you!" "Fuck you." "[man 2] Take it easy." "After I smoked that weed... and went back into the block," "I noticed you got five or six guards just sitting on the floor down in the shower, cuffed up." "[stammers] This is, you know..." "It's kind of deep." " [man groaning] - [inmate] Get your fucking head down!" "[Daniels] They took our wallets and keys, dressed us in inmate clothing." "[inmate] Shut the fuck up!" "I felt like I'd had my identity stripped away." "I was just now another inmate." "[Hensley] My partner said, "What are we gonna do?"" "I said, "Make your peace now, 'cause we're getting ready to die."" "[Guynes] It's a wonder that the riot didn't kick off way before it did." "It was just like one of them times where the guys just say, "We're gonna show you."" "[Snodgrass] I really had a lot of aggression and a lot of hatred for the system." "They took me away from my family and sent me to prison when I was 17 years old." "[sighs]" "You've gotta understand, I was forced to fight every day in order to survive." "You're either gonna become a solid dude, or you're gonna be a little bitch." "I learned the best thing to do is stand up for yourself at all times." "Okay, I'm locked in here, but still, I'm a human being." "Still I'm a man." "Still I want that respect that you want." "Y'all can just say, "Fuck me."" "No, fuck y'all." "[sirens blaring]" "[Tate] By the time I got there at about six o'clock... the perimeter of the prison was totally ringed" "with State Highway Patrol." "To any bad situation, you have a window of opportunity where you can infuse a gun team, whatever, and quell a problem before it just keeps magnifying." "That didn't occur." "[man] We knew that some inmates had been killed." "We knew there were hostages in there." "They had complete control of L-Block." "With eight different wings running off of a single corridor... plus they had control of the M-2 gymnasium." "Our principle was the preservation of life." "And at that point in time, we had no idea where the hostages were being held." "So what we wanted to do was to stabilize the situation and begin negotiations." "All the while preparing for... that we might have to attack." "Our top story, a full-scale riot at Ohio's maximum security prison in Lucasville." "The lives of eight guards hang in the balance tonight." "[man on radio] So, Mike, what can you tell us?" "We are flying above it right now." "Let's take a look at the situation down on the scene." "There was some kind of uprising shortly after three o'clock this afternoon, confined, so far, to one of the cell blocks." "[man on TV] We will be there throughout the evening, and we'll bring you the latest as it develops." " [glass shatters] - [shouting]" "[Tom Rice] The inmates started dropping bodies out onto the yard." "[helicopter hovering] [man] It's getting so dark out there, I can't focus anymore." "[indistinct radio chatter]" "[Rice] Those bodies were inmates that were murdered." "They had terrible, terrible injuries." "[man] What is it?" "[indistinct radio chatter]" "Shit!" "[man 2] Here comes another one." "[man 3] They're bringing all of 'em out." "They're bringing all of 'em out." "[man] Got any rules of engagement here?" "[man 2] Nothing." "[man] Two in there, or one?" "Gimme a count." "[man 2] One, two, three... [man on radio] I can see four." "Four is the count." "[man 1] Five." "[man 2] Here comes another one." "[man] Six?" "Shit." "I don't see no movement and a lot of blood." "[man 2] They're dead." "[inmate laughing]" "We had a lot of people." "A little bit better than 400 of us." "A lot of those guys don't have a clue what's going on." "[clamoring]" "They're scared, worried, confused... and they can't get out." "There!" "Motherfucker!" "[man screaming]" "If you didn't get out initially, you..." "Ain't no getting out." "'Cause the door wasn't gonna be open anymore." "We started taking control, right?" "The chaos had to stop." "[Owens] There had to be some rules here, even though it's wild and crazy." "'Cause if everybody just go around just killing everybody, then everybody is just gonna be dead up in here." "[Hasan] People was on edge, and people was just fearful, not knowing who to trust, other than their own ethnic group that they actually belongs to." "[Snodgrass] The first night, we were all in the gym, right?" "And I'm like, "Look, we need to get us a block."" "The Muslims, they took L-6, and they had control." "The Aryan Brotherhood, we ended up going to L-2." "This is our block." "We're taking it over." "And we just told them all to get the fuck out." "[panting] [man yells indistinctly]" "[Hensley] They moved us around 'cause they didn't want us in one group." "Each group had one or two of us." "First few days, I was with the whites." "Then they switched me over to the Black Gangster Disciples." "I knew where I was every time they moved me." "It's part of survival." "If you don't know where you're at, and if you get loose, you don't know where to go." "[Daniels] The Black Gangster Disciples had me." "Their orders was that if there was any assault on the prison, we was to be killed first." "[banging echoes]" "One guy, he sat there and bounced an aluminum baseball bat off the floor, onto the concrete." "It was almost nonstop." ""This is for you." "If they come in, you're gonna be the first."" "[banging continues]" "You don't have control of anything." "The next breath could be your last, and it's not your decision." "[banging accelerates] [screams]" "[Tate] We get into the early hours of Monday... and we did some of the traditional kinds of things that you do." "We had people down underneath the institution in the tunnels." "The Bureau were able to glean good intelligence by literally bugging the areas." "[man speaks indistinctly on recording]" "We cut the electricity and the water off to create a tougher situation for the hostage-takers... so, hopefully, they'll come to the table quicker to resolve issues." "[inmate laughing]" "[man] 7:51." "[man 2] I'm freezing!" "[coughing]" "[man] Who is that?" "[man 2] Skatzes." "Inmate Skatzes." "Who we got up there in that tower?" "We got anybody of high-ranking status Ohio State Patrol up there?" "[Tate] George was one of the inmates who was purported to be a leader of the Aryan Brotherhood." "This is Lieutenant Lewis." "I'm the assistant District Six commander, talking to you now." "If anything happens to either one of us, something will probably happen to those hostages." "I want you people to understand this ain't no fucking joke, boys." "We got eight lives in there that we're all concerned about." "Now let's get something rolling here!" "What do you want to do?" "You wanna talk to one of our negotiators?" "We want the news media!" "Skatzes!" " Call 245." " [George Skatzes] Two-four-five?" " [man] Yes." " Two-four-five." "They will talk to you." "All right." "I hope I got your word on that." "Okay, hang on just a minute." "He's walking away." "I think he's going for it." "[Tate] You try to open up lines of communication." "There was tremendous distrust on their part." "And, hey, there was tremendous distrust on our part." "Hell, I mean..." "Christ, they've just killed nine inmates." "So, I mean, what the hell?" "[man speaks indistinctly on recording]" "Inmate negotiator." "Hi, this is Dave." "Who's this?" "This is inmate negotiator." "Hold on for a minute." "Let me get George for you, all right?" "[negotiator] I wish you would, yeah." "Okay, sir." "What can we do for you, George?" "Well, we can start out with the lights." "We can start out with the water." "We can start out with news media, and deliver you two hostages." "How's that?" "I can't guarantee that the news media will even talk to you." "Oh, cut it out." "Let's knock off the bullshit." "What do you say?" "Get me Channel 10 News." "Channel 10 News." "And for that, you would give me two hostages?" "Is that what you're telling me?" "George, let me discuss it with my boss." "How long am I going to have to sit around here and hold my nuts till you give me a decision on that?" "As soon as I can get the information." "Where will you be?" "Oh, I'll be here on L corridor." "You can bet on that." "Well, I expect you're right about that." "[Rice] Negotiation is an art and not a science." "In a situation this size, it's best to not have a person in command to be on the phone because that allows the negotiators to say," ""Well, I need to check with someone." "I need to get back to you."" "And they was putting us on hold, playing us crazy and shit, to where we stopped answering the phone for a while just to..." " just to aggravate 'em." " [busy tone ringing]" "[Rice] We felt that the longer it went on, without any loss of life, the better off we were." "Just let it drag on." "They're hungry." "I'm not hungry." "They're tired." "I'm not tired." "They don't have water." "I have water." "Just let it drag on." "While all this is going on, all the hostage families are gathered at a school right across the street from the prison." "[woman on TV] The school's doors remain open for loved ones." "Dozens of family members have been here since the standoff started, and they vow to stay till the end." "I got a phone call from prison officials." "They said that a riot had erupted at the prison and that Bob was unaccounted for." "And that's when I threw the phone." "I thought, "If I get this phone out of my hand, it'll all go away."" "But it didn't." "I didn't stay in the building." "I went out on the parking lot and sat in a van... facing the prison, and I watched." "I don't know what I thought I was gonna accomplish." "I didn't eat." "I knew he wasn't." "And until he was gonna eat, I wasn't gonna eat again." "[man on TV] Today, hundreds of police officers from around the state, including SWAT teams from several cities, arrived to begin working in shifts." "[man] All the reporters and the photojournalists were all kind of penned in to this little area where we had no access to the prison." "Bob, what's the latest?" "Jerry, I wish we had more facts, really, to give you, but the facts basically are as they have been through the day." "No electricity, no water, they've cut off all utilities, they are not serving food." "They're hoping that maybe that will bring about some kind of peaceful end." "Okay." "That's right in my face." "Please don't." "Okay?" "The state had full control of the story." "And sometimes, points were calling them every ten minutes, or they're calling us." "[woman] Any more indication, Sharon, whether or not this was premeditated?" " No." "No." " Idea about that?" "[woman 2] Can you give us a statement on the condition of the hostages?" "I don't know their condition." "Can you give us a generalized sense of what is the condition?" " I don't know their condition." " [reporters clamoring]" "[Bob Orr] We had no access to the prisoners." "We had no access to the prison authorities." "Everything was filtered." "We had no idea... what the inmates wanted." "Some of the elders, Muslims and non-Muslims alike, they got together, and they came up with 21 demands." "[Hensley] I just asked them, I said, "What are you all asking for?"" "'Cause they was complaining." "They didn't feel like they was being negotiated with fairly." "And I said, "Has it ever dawned on you that a lot of things you're asking for is just stupid?"" "I said, "Why don't you reduce your list to common sense and actually necessary things?"" "[Tate] If it had have been just a matter of taking the list of demands, the riot would have been over." "I mean, I'd had no problems with any of 'em." "[Hasan] Prison authorities do not honor their word." "They tell you one thing, and afterwards, they do something diametrically opposed to what they agreed to." "So it was very important that we get the media involved, to try to air out our concerns, to actually shine some light as to what was actually going on behind enemy lines in the prison system." "Hasan was very influential." "He said, "This is not a racial thing."" "He said, "This is us against the establishment."" "It just became a respect thing, all right?" "That..." "All right, we're gonna respect you." "You're Muslim, you're black, this, that and the other." "We don't... we don't love you... [scoffs] but we're not against what you're doing." "One of our demands previously was to talk to the news media." "We were willing to give you two hostages." "I don't see why you won't let us meet with these news people." "Because we can't trust the media." "You can't trust the media?" "Why?" "Because they're gonna broadcast this thing exactly the way it is?" "[Sharon Kornegay] Regarding equal media pool coverage, we are not operating a media pool situation... some of the wild speculation and rumors." "And it's really gotten out of control, in part, I must say, because the prison authorities haven't given us anything concrete, really, in terms of new information or prisoner demands." "[phone ringing]" " [man] George?" " [Skatzes] Yes, sir." "George, there's no reason for anybody to be injured or anything." "Well, then let's talk, man." "All you wanna do is fuck us, man." "That's all you wanna do." "What will it take to get you out of there?" "Have you talked to anybody about us, even so much as talking to the media?" "Have you even done that?" "This is a fucking death or fucking die situation, man." "It's simple as that." "We're talking about it and trying..." "Yeah, we're talking about it." "Motherfucker, you've had two days to talk about it, at least, you know." "I can't make that decision." "You can't make it?" "Listen, motherfucker, I'm asking you now." "You talk to somebody that can make that decision!" "Shit!" "Fuck this!" "[man] That standoff continues in Lucasville, Ohio, eight prison guards held hostage, hundreds of inmates barricaded since the riot on Sunday... as the day also brought a warning." "[woman on TV] A main demand for the prisoners is talking to the media, and they're going to great lengths to try and reach the media." "That is not going over well with the prison officials." "They want those negotiations handled on the phone, one-on-one." "[Rice] They put sheets outside." ""In three-and-a-half hours, we're gonna kill a guard."" "And this wasn't the first time that that type of information had come back to us." "[woman] It was a message clearly meant for the media." "But from a distance, you couldn't read the prisoners' threat." "Prison officials had already heard it." "It's a standard threat." "It's nothing new, that if we don't have something in three and a half hours, we're gonna kill a hostage." "Everybody heard her say that they didn't believe we would kill a guard." "[shouting]" "They were like, "What the fuck is she talking about?" "They think we won't send them a fucking body out there, man?" "She's talking like we're a bunch of fucking cowards in here or something."" "[inmate] Kill this bitch!" "[Hensley] The inmates went nuts in there." "I mean, all of a sudden, it went from almost a calm place to be... [clamoring continues] to the inmates just started hollering and screaming, raising hell." ""The state ain't taking us serious about none of this shit." "We're gonna have to kill somebody to make a statement."" "[clamoring continues]" "[Rice] It may not have been the best way to say it, but if it hadn't been that... it could have been something else." "[clamoring continues] [water dripping]" "[man 1] Three-five, over." "[man 2] Go ahead." "[man 1] Sheriff's bringing a body out." "[man 2] There's one now?" "[man 1] Yeah, they just brought a body out." "[man 2] Get the tapes rolling on it." "[Tate] I was in the hostage negotiation room, and we get a call..." ""Warden Tate, uh... we think you need to come down here right away." "Um, we think we have the body of one of our hostages."" "Phew. [clicks tongue]" "[clicks tongue] [crying] Nobody had to tell me." "I could tell by the look on everybody's faces... that it was him." "[clicks tongue] You just can't imagine... the image that's burned to my brain." "I see them wheeling his body out on a stretcher, covered up in a bag." "That's horrible." "Nobody should have to go through that." "[inmate] Inmate negotiator." "[negotiator] Please give us the respect of coming in and getting our body." "We need to come in and get it and get it out of there." "We need safe passage." "Do we have an agreement that we can come in and get our body?" "[inmate] Okay." "The riot ended on the fifth day for me." "[man on TV] A tragic development." "One of the eight prison guards being held hostage was found dead." "[Kornegay] The body of correctional officer Robert R. Vallandingham was recovered at 12:20 this afternoon." "His family has been notified." "[Guynes] Bobby Vallandingham." "He never bothered us." "He never came down the range, trying to be nosy, you know?" "I thought he was a real decent guy." "[Snodgrass] When they killed Vallandingham, a lot of us were like," ""Man, that was a good dude." "Why him?"" "But I knew it was Vallandingham chosen because he saw too much when the riot jumped off." "[Tate] Up to this point, things weren't good, but we hadn't lost anybody." "Now, the stakes are way up here." "So now you're thinking..." ""Okay, they've killed..." "They've killed a hostage." "They've got six or eight other hostages or however many at that point." "What's gonna happen now?"" "[Guynes] I had read a book called A Time to Die, about the prison riot in 1971 at Attica in New York." "And I knew that when they came in... they killed most of the hostages." "The guards included." "And so I was thinking all the time... that they might bum-rush us and do the same thing." "[clamoring]" "When you murder an officer, negotiations stop." "We're coming in." "And they were scared to death the SWAT teams would come rushing in and a lot of people would start dying." "[woman on TV] People tell us the killing makes them want authorities to storm the prison." "Told them they were gonna kill 'em anyway, and I truly think if they would have went in at the beginning, I mean..." "It's happening anyway." "We figured, "Yeah, it won't be long before they make a move on us."" "They come in here, they're gonna come deep and they're gonna kill as many people as they can possibly kill." "They'll probably..." "Everything standing up is getting shot." "[Rice] The pressure to attack... became very, very great." "[clamoring]" "[Snodgrass] We had a lot of intelligent people in there." "We made a maze with all the bunk beds out of the cells, that way the officers couldn't rush in there and just run through the block." "They had to go through our maze." "We had guys that had served in Vietnam." "We had a guy, he built these bombs out of lighters. [chuckles]" "You know, and he was good at it, too." "[Rice] Petitions were actually being circulated to, you know, go in there and get those SOBs because they've given up all their rights." "[Snodgrass] We had weapons set up in our block, like this volleyball bar." "We brought that from the gym, tied a sheet on each side of it." "Seventy or eighty pounds of solid steel coming from the ceiling, and if you released it, anything in its path, it's wiping out." "Art was carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders." "It was damn lonely." "Damn lonely." "I mean, it's one of the loneliest jobs a person can have, I think." "Bob was killed in the morning, on Thursday, so the afternoon shift came in with fire in their eyes." "They wanted an immediate assault." ""God damn it!" "They're gonna kill the rest of these people." "We need to get in there now!" "We've got all the weaponry." "We've got this, we've got that."" "So I'm trying to pull... everything from the reserve tank." "[chuckles]" "I said, "Look, assaulting L-Block right now is only gonna cause a lot more bloodshed, and we don't need that."" "Well, it worked." "After that little speech," "I went back into a restroom." "I totally lost it." "So..." "I got it..." "I pulled it together and things started happening pretty quickly then." "I know in my heart that tonight's the night." "I know that." "I know that if we don't go out there and do something, as you've got it set up, and you're blowing and coming in here." "I know that." "We know that your end resolve is to kill as many of us as you can." "We know that." "What happened, George?" "Did you lose control?" "I never had control." "I'm just a negotiator." "I'm just one man." "George, if you get me one hostage and you," "I'll sit down face-to-face on live radio." "You owe me that much." "Can I come out there and talk to you on live radio, just me?" "No, one hostage with you." "I can't do that." "Yes, you can, George." "Put a stop to this in a peaceful, orderly manner." "I want nobody else hurt." "[Rice] George was able to come out and broadcast, to get their thoughts out to the public." "[Skatzes] My brothers, if you can hear me on that radio, please holler at me!" "[shouting]" "I think he was just wanting to let people know that he was the big cheese, if you will." "[Skatzes] We hope there is no more violence." "We hope there are no more unnecessary murders." "Okay." "From the onset of this, we have tried desperately, desperately, desperately to get in contact with the news media." "We have beat our brains out, we have been stopped by this administration." "They think they can confine this incident within the walls of this prison, like no part of the world can hear this." "[Rice] He had a little trouble with the language and putting his thoughts together." "It was more off-the-cuff type things." "[Skatzes] Okay, I'm very limited in time." "I'm sorry." "[stammers] I mean, the list of demands and all like that is by no means short, I could rattle on forever." "Now, we are releasing one Darrold Ray Clark Jr. here, on the other side of this fence." "[woman on TV] 23-year-old corrections officer Darrold Clark was freed after prison officials agreed to allow inmates to make a statement on local radio." "[Rice] That was a trade-off." "We got a hostage, and we were getting hostages out any way we could." "Their mind games start to break you down." "They're swinging ball bats over my head, against a brick wall, sharpening knives, and things like saying they're going to throw my guts in my face." "That's enough to break anybody." "[woman on TV] There is expected to be another live broadcast later this morning." "Another hostage is supposed to be freed." "[Tate] Jim Demons was being held by the Muslim group." "He apparently told them," ""I'll convert to Islam if you'll let me go."" "So, shit, the next thing we know, he comes out on the yard in traditional Muslim garb." "My name is Officer CO Demons." "My Muslim name is Mustafa Akhmed Lee." "If you know you're gonna be released and that's what you need to do, probably 99 out of 100 people would say," ""You know what, put one of those damn things on me, and give me one of those robes, and I'm outta here."" "[woman on TV] But then, a bombshell." "Now I knew Vallandingham." "He was a good friend of mine." "The only reason that man is dead, 'cause he stayed in there so long, 'cause they wanna cut off water and turn off electricity, which had me scared for my life in there." "So I adjusted to the Nation of Islam." "Can y'all hear me in there?" "[woman on TV] Demons muttered angrily at negotiators as he left the prison yard and shrugged off an offered jacket." "[Tate] When Jim Demons was released, every employee in the prison turned their backs on him... 'cause they thought he was a traitor for converting to Islam." "[man] I understand now you wanna make a clarification." "Well, clarification is that I said what I had to say." "I said whatever it took to make the inmates in there happy, and to make sure that those officers in there were safe there." "[man] So you didn't believe any of that that we just saw?" "No, I haven't." "No, I didn't." "You have obviously been through an ordeal." "Are you going to have problems resuming your former duties?" "Right now, I have no idea what I'm gonna do." "[Rice] It was kind of a strange thing to begin with, but we really didn't care because we got another one out." "Demons' story is certainly chilling, especially since there are five guards still being held hostage." "Now, if we had to do that a couple times, fine." "Didn't care." "[chuckles] We'd just keep bringing the hostages out." "[clamoring] [laughter]" "[Hensley] You can't show emotion, so you have to just deal with it." "If I had concentrated on my family, if I had concentrated on... food, water, any of those other things would've just gradually wore me down and broke me down." "You know, the administration, it seemed like it was doing nothing." "And we just felt like we was just, you know, left pigs to slaughter or whatever." "They didn't care about us any longer." "We didn't matter." "I had a young family I needed to take care of... and I knew my wife could survive, but we'd only been married a few years, so I didn't want her to have to do that on her own." "[helicopter hovering]" "[Skatzes] A list of demands." "[stammers] Excuse me if I seem to rattle on." "I've got so much on my mind that I can't possibly keep it in order." "As the days went on, George's role diminished as the "hostage negotiator" for the inmates." "[clattering]" "Another voice became more prevalent for the Brotherhood, and that was Jason Robb." "Hey, George." "No, this ain't him." "He went to get him some rest." "I'm here to take care of this." "I need to talk to George." "He and I have been working on things." "I've been right here with him." "I hear everything he has to say." "Okay." "Jason Robb was known as "The Mayor."" "[Jason Robb] We knew that this was a chess game that we're playing." "There's gotta be a way out of here, with minimal damage towards them and us." "We knew what their end game is, that's get-back, revenge." "Our end game is trying to get out alive." "I knew the system." "I've been down since I was 17." "And I knew when they were bullshitting and when they weren't." "[Rice] When the inmates took over the L-Block, they took over the offices in L-Block." "And, unfortunately, our disturbance control manual was in L-Block." "So we were actually negotiating against our own manual." "We were reading their book, and we knew what their book said." "Once you read the book, it's quite clear." "So in the book, they were basically saying you need to wear them down." "You need to wear down their psyche, their mentality..." "And that's what they were doing, day after day." "They were slowly trying to wear us down." "We just had to incorporate what they had in the manual." "We just had to use reverse psychology on them." "We had to do to them what they were doing to us, basically." "Jason, Jason, Jason..." "Now we can play these games." "This "Jason, Jason, Jason" shit." "Okay?" "Now, we're not going to play games." "The cards are in our hands, and you understand that." "I've given you TV time." "I've given you radio time." "I've given you national media." "Oh, but you got two officers." "We've made a lot of progress, and I just want to see us continue to move forward." "If we end it peacefully, we don't storm." "[Robb] It was the retaliation thing we worried about." "They tell us our word doesn't mean shit, so their word doesn't mean shit to us." "We had to have something in writing, a contractual type of agreement between us that's binding." "[Rice] The inmates wanted to have an attorney, and the one that they decided they wanted was Niki Schwartz out of Cleveland." "I think they felt this is someone outside the system." "This is an independent person who's going to look out for our best interests." "I think they needed me because, as I quickly found out, they were talking at each other and not talking to each other." "I had had a lot of experience dealing with prisoners and dealing with prison administrations." "And I thought I had a feel for how to relate to each." "Hello, this is Niki Schwartz speaking." "Your name?" "My name's Jason Robb." "Hey, Jason." "How are you?" "[Robb] I'm making it." "[Niki Schwartz] Okay." "Now we wanna be able to come out here and confer with you." "Right now, I'm talking to you on the phone." "I wanna talk to you face-to-face, eye-to-eye." "[Schwartz] I understand." "[Robb] For a man... to talk to another man, eye-to-eye." "[chanting] Free our guards!" "Free our guards!" "Free our guards!" "Free our guards!" "[Schwartz] It was decided that they would put tables on either side of the inner fence." "So it was as though we were talking across the table to each other." "Law enforcement was very concerned about my safety." "[Robb] We didn't know what to expect." "Nervous is an understatement." "We'd been in that cave the whole time with no lights." "Coming out, getting hit with that sunlight and stuff." "I don't know how to put it into words, man." "There was a lot of snipers on the roof trying to conceal themselves." "I was hoping and praying that the state would not do something foolish." "[Robb] They had us stop and raise our hands and strip down so they could see that we didn't have no weapons and stuff on us." "When we got up to the table and sat down with Niki, we needed to make sure who he was." "We got to see his driver's license." "[Schwartz] The first thing I said to them when I sat down, I said," ""I'm not always gonna be able to tell you what you wanna hear... but I'm not gonna give you any bullshit."" "[Robb] I'm pretty good at reading people, and he was sincere." "[Hasan] To me, he was a man that believed in standing up for truth, justice and equality, no matter who he was for or against." "You have to trust somebody like that." "They were bright." "They were articulate." "They seemed to have leadership skills, and I think if life had dealt them different cards at an earlier stage, they could have been responsible members of society." "I handed them a two-page document that had 21 points, a response to the inmates' 21 demands." "Their first concern was, "Is this legally binding?"" "And I said, "No way." "You're holding hostages." "They're free to repudiate this agreement as soon as they get the hostages back." "But they assured me that they intended to comply with it."" "[Rice] Niki is talking about reality." "Niki's saying," ""You know, there's a dead corrections officer, there's nine dead inmates, there's probably $20 or $30 million worth of damage." "They aren't gonna say, 'King's Act, it's all over, you guys are going to Hawaii.'"" "[Schwartz] The prisoners were most concerned about their safety upon the surrender." "Their demands included that it be televised live." "That there be neutral observers... because they feared retaliation from the guards." "[Robb] Yeah, there's a possibility that they'll renege on a lot of these agreements." "But that's what we got the attorney for." "And these were agreements that we had made with Niki, so I had to trust in that." "And I had to put a lot of trust in Niki, a man I'd just met." "They were ready to surrender." "[birds chirping]" "[Orr] If you've just joined us, this is live coverage, a special report from Lucasville with the good news that the 11-day siege now has ended." "[man on TV] They have reached an agreement." "It sounds like Niki Schwartz was pivotal." "He must have worked some sort of magic with these inmates on the inside." "They trusted him enough to agree to end the siege today." "[Orr] In an hour or two, this evacuation, as they call it now, will begin." "Lo and behold, the doors opened, and we see these guys come out in small groups." "[man on TV] And here we have some inmates coming out." "[woman] I wanna point out, all of these are inmates." "There have been no hostages released." "No hostages have been released." "These are inmates." "[Orr] I just remember standing there, actually kind of awestruck that we're actually..." "This is actually happening." "We're seeing this." "[Guynes] I wasn't ready to come out." "I wasn't ready to come out." "I... enjoyed my freedom." "I do remember sitting by a window, looking out." "It rained all day long." "I said, "I know them state troopers is mad as hell." "They standing out there in that rain."" "[Orr] What you're watching is continuous live coverage of truly a historic and extraordinary event." "There are five prison guard hostages still inside." "[Hensley] Everybody got real tense and quiet, so I knew something was going on." "And they come to my cell, and said, "Have you heard that we're surrendering?"" "I said, "Yeah, right."" "I really thought they were gonna kill me." "He just didn't have the guts to tell me." "He said, "Nobody's gonna lay a hand on you."" "He said, "I give you my word." I said, "I want more than your word."" "I said, "Let me put my hands around your neck while we walk out, then."" "I said, "Anybody touches me, I choke you to death."" "He said, "Deal."" "[woman on TV] Prison officials here are still not in charge of what's going on." "The inmates still have five hostages." "[Hensley] I thought they were just taking me someplace else to kill me." "We turned that corner, and it was like a breeze hit me." "And I thought, "Damn, we really are going out." "We really are." [laughs]" " [helicopters hovering] - [indistinct radio chatter] [woman] This is interesting." "The first time we've seen 'em with hands on their shoulders." "[man] Could those be hostages?" "[woman] These might be the hostages." "[man] We've just been told they may come out with the last group." "So you may be looking at the hostages." "Let's take a close look at this." "[woman] Here is what looks like another hostage." "[man] I think if you could listen real close, you could probably hear some cheers..." " [woman] I hear it, Mark." "Yeah, I do." " [laughs] ...from across the way." "[cheering]" "[Hensley] If I'd have got my hands on a shotgun," "I'd have started blasting inmates." "I didn't care who, which ones." "It didn't matter." "I wanted revenge." "It's sickening." "It's a sickening feeling to have." "But I had it." "[chattering] [man on TV] This just into us from the State Corrections Department officials." "All five hostages have been released." "We'll try to come up with..." "[Guynes] I was one of the very last to come out." "When I came out... somebody locked the door and threw the keys up on the roof." "[water dripping]" "[camera shutter clicking]" "They stripped us naked... and then had us go sit up in the gym." "About 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning, they load us up on three buses and took us away." "[Tate] You know... there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about what happened." "[clicks tongue]" "And I still get, you know, a little emotional about it." "I really wanted to do the best I could do down there." "When society wrings itself out of these people, they're put in... they're put in prison." "And we're then entrusted to deal proactively with them." "And it's just a huge, huge responsibility." "[Hensley] A lot of people wanted to blame Tate." "A lot of people wanted to blame the correction officers." ""It was all their fault."" "It was none of that." "It was the inmates." "Nobody destroyed that place, nobody murdered those inmates... nobody murdered Bobby, except the inmates." "The crime scene was tremendously huge." "There were over 1,200 pieces of evidence that they had to dig through." "To categorize it, to tag it, to photograph it, to mark it for prosecution." "They did a tremendous job." "[Peggy Vallandingham] Did they get everyone that was involved?" "They got as many of them as they could get." "They had to plea bargain with some of them... and is that hard to swallow?" "You betcha." "It's very hard." "But... without them, we wouldn't have the ones we have." "Mm-hmm." "I know I snitched." "I gave up information on guys to the authorities, right?" "It makes no difference to me if you're judging me and you're judging me, you're judging..." "you and anybody else wants to judge me for it, fine, man." "Judge me, all right?" "Put yourself in my shoes, you know..." "See how you handle that situation." "I don't think most people would still have enough mind to be sane after all the shit that I've seen and done and been through in that fucking riot." "You know?" "[clicks tongue] That's how I feel, man." "It's been a long one." "[man] The jury in this case, find the defendant, Jason Robb, guilty of aggravated murder as it stands charged..." "[Robb] At the end of the day, somebody has to pay." "Somebody has to answer." "They need somebody to be the sacrificial lamb." "They didn't have anyone to point a finger at except for the people who were actually in the forefront as far as negotiations." "I felt that law enforcement wanted to pin the death of the guard on them, to punish them for their role in the riot, when in fact, it's very arguable whether they had any role in the death or not." "So, I..." "I think that the... the..." "The death penalties are..." "Are troubling to me." "If these guys who were the negotiators for a peaceful surrender are executed, next time there's a prison riot, nobody's gonna be willing to come forward to be a peacemaker." "[Vallandingham] As long as they get what's coming to them... and ultimately that's death." "And I do live for that day." "[man on radio] ...but some of those storms could be strong to severe and accompanied by high wind..." "[Hensley] I was able to go back and face it." "I was able to walk back in that place 121 days later." "I was able to overcome it and do my job professionally." "But I had to prove to myself that I could do that... and I did it." "I never retaliated against one inmate... for the entire thing." " [cell door buzzes]" " So I knew I did okay." "At least I knew I was still human." "[blues music playing]"

"As feudal Japan enjoys peace the samurai era is waning." "However, this calm is threatened by the growing power of Lord Naritsugu, the shogun's sadistic younger brother." "Sir Doi realizes Naritsugu will ruin the shogunate if he gains higher political standing." "Since Naritsugu's evil deeds are being quickly hushed up," "Sir Doi must act." "Offered Above [To My Lord]" "On 5 March of the first year of the Koka Era [1844], Akashi Clan House Elder Mamiya Zusho commits harakiri." "To the shogun, Mamiya's harakiri was against Lord Naritsugu." "Lord Naritsugu was born with a vicious nature." "His lust for flesh and dishonorable conduct cannot be pardoned." "What should we do?" "Shogun council elders, Sir Doi has returned." "The shogun orders us to settle the matter of his half-brother quietly." "Sir Doi Shogun Councel Elder" "We blame those that named Naritsugu an adopted Akashi son." "This dilemma drove Mamiya to harakiri." "His appeal to us for action..." "I'm aware of that!" "But we must respect the shogun's rule." "His justice is sanctified by heaven's will." "Arguing is pointless!" "Shimada Shinzaemon, I presume?" "In the flesh." "You're a hard man to find." "13 ASSASSINS" "Sir Doi." "Sorry for the late hour." "I've been a widower for years, with few family obligations." "Shinzaemon Shogun Samurai" "Perhaps you've heard about the outrage." "So..." "What do you make of Lord Naritsugu?" "Forgive my frankness." "He is no worthy heir to the noble Akashi Clan." "With the shogun's consent, I suggest Naritsugu steps down." "A more suitable heir is needed." "The shogun... will not grant it." "Why not?" "He has appointed Naritsugu as his senior advisor, effective on Naritsugu's next visit to Edo." "The shogun will allow that boy..." "to meddle in political affairs?" "Incidentally, I invited someone here." "Speak with him." "I'm Makino Yukie, a subject of Lord Owari." "I serve the Agematsu in Kiso." "I'm Shimada Shinzaemon." "Kiso?" "I heard about an incident last year between the Akashi and Owari Clans." "Rumors of a scandal..." "I'll tell you all." "I'll keep no secrets." "In April of last year," "Lord Naritsugu of the Akashi Clan stayed overnight at Kiso." "He is the son of the former shogun." "Lord Naritsugu Akashi Clan Ruler" "Nobility must be properly served." "Our wives and daughters were brought in for his full hospitality." "Uneme." "Father." "Is his feast in order?" "Yes." "And the picture scrolls for his entertainment?" "Yes, I'll fetch them." "Have your wife get them instead." "Yes." "Chise." "My son had married Chise only two months prior." "I ordered her to do this petty task." "And I'll regret it to my grave." "Who might you be?" "I belong to the Makino Uneme family." "My lord!" "Please release me!" "Chise." "Chise." "Chise!" "Chise..." "Kiso women are such mountain monkeys." "They defy me by scratching." "Are you a monkey too, servant?" "Monkey necks can be so tough." "That same night," "Chise slit her throat... in disgrace." "My son and... his new bride slain, before my very eyes!" "This is torture." "Rather than living in disgrace I ponder harakiri." "But I can't." "I remember the shame my Lord Owari has endured." "Mock me for grumbling." "I continue my worthless life..." "solely to remain a living witness to this tragedy!" "As the council elder enacting the shogun's justice, some things I can do, others I cannot." "If I turn my back on the shogun, and find fault with his lineage, then his rule will spiral into chaos and destroy years of peace." "As the shogun's senior advisor, I cannot do it." "Are you asking if..." "I can do something?" "Since Mamiya's harakiri protest three days ago," "I've searched my soul for a solution." "I have decided." "It's you." "Who's the woman?" "Akashi lands were once most fertile." "But Naritsugu's relentless land taxes made starving peasants hunger for revolt." "This woman is the daughter of the peasant leader." "He did this." "He cut off her limbs." "And brought her to Edo as his plaything." "But he grew bored with her and cast her out." "Is there no mercy?" "Shinzaemon, I need not mention my honor and position!" "If this continues, chaos will ruin our nation and the people will suffer." "Poor woman, what of your family's fate?" "He cut out her tongue as well." "TOTAL MASSACRE" "How fate smiles on me." "As a samurai in this era of peace," "I've been wishing for a noble death." "Now fate has called me here." "See, my hands?" "They won't stop trembling." "It's a warrior's battle shakes." "I will accomplish your wish." "With magnificence." "Shimada Shinzaemon, with your gesture, you resolve my official position." "Sir Hanbei, thank you for coming." "Sir Hanbei Naritsugu's Chief Samurai" "Asakawa, where's Lord Naritsugu?" "In the banquet hall." "The Mamiya?" "I told you not to trouble the Mamiya family!" "I can't disobey Lord Naritsugu's orders." "My lord!" "Yes, Hanbei?" "Sir Doi has humbly requested that you leave the Mamiya family alone!" "Governmental orders!" "Doi again." "That grumbling shogun advisor." "Lord Naritsugu!" "Lord Naritsugu!" "What makes a samurai warrior, Hanbei?" "You men mindlessly chant: "Loyalty". "Duty"." "Like a Buddhist prayer." "But if servants are spoiled, then one day they forget their duty to serve." "Servants like Mamiya make light of their master and revolt." "Punishing one's servants, who are the shogun's certified property..." "Punishment is a master's duty." "Dying for one's master is the way of the samurai." "Dying for one's husband... is the way of women." "We must protect these ways, right, Hanbei?" "Yes." "After debating for three days, the conclusion was:" ""No punishment due to diminished responsibility."" "I wish they would behead me." "I would like to experience that." "The Tokugawa rule won't be long for this world, will it, Hanbei?" "My lord!" "Don't say such things!" "You know, I will be the shogun's chief of staff." "They won't let him get away with it." "Things worked out too easily for our lord, don't you think?" "He was given special treatment." "Though born of a different mother, he is still the shogun's brother." "So how will Sir Doi save face?" "As the man in charge of the nation's justice, he must deliver a verdict to save his honor in a scandal like this." "So, Sir Doi is plotting something?" "Who goes there!" "?" "Attendant Deguchi, at your service." "Gather men to spy on Sir Doi." "Bribe the gatekeepers and servants." "Get his list of visitors since Mamiya's harakiri." "We protect our lord at all costs." "Such is our duty." "This is not the one." "Hyoudou Genba, The Office of Carpentry?" "Makino Yukie of the Owari Clan?" "Owari?" "Makino?" "The Owari Makino was present during our Kiso visit." "So Makino met with Shinzaemon." "Do you know this Shinzaemon?" "We attended the same school, even trained in the sword at the same dojo." "We were competitive classmates." "Is he that skilled?" "He's not as shrewd, not as strong." "But he never gives up." "Backed into a corner he won't budge." "Won't overplay his hand." "He's a man who beats you in the end." "If Doi has picked him, then we've drawn the worst luck." "Impressive as always, Hirayama." "I'm sorry for always borrowing your dojo without permission." "You honor me by using it." "Your spirit keeps the dojo alive." "A match for old time's sake?" "Better to save our energy for bigger tasks, right?" "There are no big or small tasks." "All are equally important." "You follow me?" "Guess you still lack training." "Since your teaching," "I have been on the path of the sword for ten years." "As the months and seasons changed," "I lived on the money you gave me as a sword for hire, knowing that, one day, I'd surrender my life to you." "I thought a time would come when I could repay you." "Yet I have no choice but to regret" "I have not been able to repay you, master." "Your appreciation..." "My small contribution means so much?" "I thank you." "What a rare samurai in these times!" "Oh, Kuranaga." "Kuranaga Saheita, Team Leader, from the Public Security Office." "I am closely connected with Shinza in a fateful bond." "I have become a great fan of him." "Just like you." "I am Hirayama." "We can't waste his spirit." "Have him join us!" "I chose five of my men." "They await you inside." "Mitsuhashi, get acquainted with Hirayama." "I am Mitsuhashi, at your service." "I present my subordinates, Otake and Hioki." "And my men, Higuchi and Horii." "Hand-picked, from hundreds." "We are still so few." "It's hard to find skilled samurai these days." "Others are samurai of little worth." "Our five lives are in your hands, Sir Shinzaemon." "I see." "Then listen up." "By private order of Sir Doi we've been assigned to take the life of Lord Naritsugu of the Akashi Clan." "Next month Naritsugu will leave Edo for the Akashi domain." "If he enters Akashi land, we can't touch him." "So we strike en route?" "That's the plan." "It's absurd with so little time and few men." "But these days, how many samurai use their swords in actual battle?" "Not them, not us." "A real challenge." "He who values his life dies a dog's death." "You've entrusted me with your lives." "I'll spend them at my disposal." "Now, we are nine." "How many other true samurai are left?" "I'll take my leave." "What was that meeting?" "Akashi samurai?" "Now you know." "How dare you point your sword at us, novice." "Who are you!" "?" "State your name!" "Hirayama." "I'm a ronin." "He killed our sword masters... in one slice." "I won't permit such blatant moves again." "If Sir Doi decides to, the coals we once cooled will ignite into a blaze burning down our clan!" "Forgive me for my thoughtless act." "Now it's clear." "It is Shinzaemon." "Place your bets!" "Odd or even?" "Odd." "Odd!" "Lady Luck is with you." "Don't talk to me." "What?" "Luck leaves when unlucky men talk." "This isn't sake!" "Shogun retainer Shimada's third son." "You make a lot of money." "I thought Mizuno's reforms were finished." "What a selfish jerk!" "Don't say such things." "Samurai are always asking to borrow money." "My shop is full of pawned swords!" "These days, swords are only good for cutting radishes." "Well, hello uncle!" "Womanizing at your age is bad form, don't you think?" "Bravo nephew!" "You young rogue." "Sake bought with gambling money tastes best." "Spare me the irony." "Gambling is the only time I feel alive." "Samurai status doesn't suit me." "I too hated being a samurai but then I realized" "I could never be a true player by playing around." "A true player doesn't try so hard." "I'm not trying too hard." "I wonder..." "How's your girl?" "Well... she hasn't kicked me out yet." "Be yourself." "But don't overdo it!" "Lords are making their annual trips home." "Shouldn't you be busy?" "Work is my excuse to gamble too." "I'm on a mission, a long shot." "Will that gamble pay off?" "Pay off?" "It's like walking through the eye of a needle." "Quit while you're ahead." "You're clever." "But your uncle is a born fool." "I go for broke and bet it all." "And if you win?" "If by chance I win..." "In time, someone might appreciate me." "Maybe!" "Betting on yourself is true gambling." "Who's overdoing it now?" "I'll say this, Shinrokuro:" "My gamble is more exciting than yours, and with the same odds." "Give us the money in your pocket." "I was hoping I'd met a ghost, but you're just a robber." "Help!" "Please!" "Please!" "Pathetic." "Shinrokuro!" "Shinrokuro, are you home!" "?" "You tease." "If you're here, say so." "I'm neither here, nor there." "No teasing." "You're right here." "I saw my uncle." "Sir Shinzaemon?" "Yes." "What's wrong?" "Did something happen?" "Tsuya..." "No." "Don't!" "Shinrokuro..." "I'll be gone for a while." "When..." "When will you return?" "Soon." "But if I'm late," "I'll be at the Festival of the Dead." "Burn an honorary torch and wait." "This is my one and only pupil." "Ogura at your service." "Are your parents still alive?" "Father died two years ago." "Mother passed when I was five." "I come from a lowly family serving a noble's concubine." "Since deciding to live for the sword," "I've waited for this day to use my skills for society." "Allow me to join you!" "I, too, request that you take him." "But he's too young." "Shinzaemon, you're wrong." "Devotion knows no age." "A samurai's life isn't measured in years, is it?" "My logic was shallow." "May we ask your help?" "Thank you very much!" "I will surrender my life to serve you!" "And who might you be?" "Sahara, a lowly ronin with no redeeming merit but my spear." "I vouch only for his skill." "Hirayama told me of your mission." "Fighting a larger enemy is admirable." "I very much want to join but..." "One small request." "Which is?" "Pay me two hundred ryo up front." "You're only joining for the money?" "Let me be clear:" "My sympathy with your cause has nothing to do with money." "With no relationship or debts to you, do you expect me to work for free?" "How will you use the money?" "One hundred twenty ryo for lifelong debts." "Plus something nice for my relatives." "Thirty ryo for a tomb for my wife, who died from my hardships." "Twenty ryo for my preparations as well." "And the rest?" "To experience the "luxuries" I never had in this life." "My kind of man." "His spirit is a bargain at two hundred." "Now, we're eleven." "Our quality outshines our quantity." "Shinrokuro is here!" "I'll take the odds on your big gamble." "What do you wager?" "If it's a true gamble, there's only one thing I can bet." "If you refuse, start by killing me now." "And now, we're twelve!" "No mercy!" "There's no samurai code or fair play in battle!" "No sword?" "Use a stick." "No stick?" "Use a rock." "No rock?" "Use your fists and feet!" "Lose your life." "But make the enemy pay!" "Horii." "Higuchi." "Train in explosives." "Rest in peace." "I'll join you shortly." "Hurry up with the preparations." "We depart soon." "Sir Kito!" "The soldiers who can't get home are starting to worry." "Leave them." "This isn't the usual annual trip home." "The enemy will also be getting soldiers ready." "It's not easy to defend the road." "We can't take any that will hold the others back." "Use any means necessary." "Be prepared for the unexpected." "Lord Naritsugu departs tomorrow." "Finally, he makes a move." "So where's our best point of attack?" "How about the Toda boat crossing?" "They'll send half their men first." "The others will stand guard while Naritsugu crosses." "Their troops split." "Better to attack then." "No, they'll be on full alert." "Won't make any wrong moves." "Let's keep them anxious and running, never knowing where we'll strike." "That's a good point to consider." "Shinza!" "Shinza, you here!" "?" "It's Kito Hanbei of the Akashi Clan!" "Shinza!" "Hanbei." "I knew you'd come." "Glad to see you." "I thought you'd left already." "If we had time, I'd enjoy a match of go." "I still lead in wins." "Leave our score aside until we meet again." "Again?" "For years I envied you:" "A man from a good family, close to the shogun, appointed to his elite guards." "After you moved up, I commanded the same post." "To catch up, I joined Lord Naritsugu." "He earned a fortune when he was adopted by the Akashi." "That led me into this situation." "What an ill twist of fate." "Perhaps we both embraced fate." "A samurai leads a helpless life." "Mamiya should've committed harakiri in front of his lord." "I once had that intention, but I couldn't betray his father, the former shogun." "I lost my chance to move ahead." "I regret not beating you." "I was unable to commit harakiri." "As a samurai I'll do what must be done... for the people." "For the people!" "?" "A samurai must do but one thing:" "serve his master, correct!" "?" "What an ill twist of fate." "It's a long road to the Akashi domain." "See you there." "Bet on it!" "Bring me two women tonight." "EDO" "Uncle, three days have passed since Naritsugu left Edo." "Where do we make our stand?" "How will Shinza make his move?" "We kept you waiting." "It's been decided." "Brothers we take Lord Naritsugu at..." "Ochiai in the Mino province." "OCHIAI" "Kiso is ruled by the Tenryo to the north and the Owari to the south." "The border lies on this river, between Fukushima and Kiso." "Naritsugu offended the Owari by killing Makino's son in Kiso." "We can enlist Makino's help at Kiso." "Ask him to sign a non-transit act using Lord Owari's name to ban Naritsugu from passing." "He'll join us due to the murder of his son and daughter-in-law." "And then?" "The entourage will stall at the border." "But stubborn Naritsugu won't dare return to Edo." "He'll avoid all Owari territories." "Sending his entourage through Owari land," "Naritsugu and bis bodyguards will take this route, traveling south to Iida." "From Iida to Okazaki, then boating up river and meeting up with his entourage here." "Or so you would think!" "Don't overlook the Naegi Clan of Mino, positioned between the Owari lands." "Naritsugu has already sent word to all the clans along his route." "He'll be a laughing stock if he skips the tiny Naegi Clan as if on the run." "Naritsugu's pride will be his downfall." "He'll take a boat up the Nakatsu River." "There are only two possible routes." "The Kiso Pass or the Kamizaka Pass." "Either way, he must pass via Ochiai." "We'll fortify" "Ochiai and strike hard." "What if they forgo appearances and don't pay respect to the Naegi Clan?" "There's a chance they may not stop." "But I wager they will." "With twelve men challenging a bigger enemy, no matter how much we plan we must have faith in luck." "We choose here, and risk it all!" "With heaven's will, the dice say Ochiai!" "Interesting!" "Kuranaga, you're best suited to get Makino's assistance." "Leave it to me." "I'll get that road blocked." "Take Ishizuka with you." "I'm grateful." "Let's get moving." "Excuse us." "Mitsuhashi, ready the horses." "Ready and waiting, sir." "Go on ahead and negotiate with the Mayor of Ochiai." "Give him these orders from Sir Doi." "Understood." "How should I proceed?" "Ochiai has many inns." "Buy them out at fifty ryo each." "Three thousand seven hundred fifty ryo total." "Buy them all out." "Yes, sir!" "Get battle supplies for our plan as well." "I'll spend the money like there's no tomorrow." "See you there." "I'll take Horii with me." "Let's ride!" "Fast and hard to pass the enemy!" "I'm hungry." "I want a bath." "I want a woman." "Are you Shimada Shinzaemon!" "?" "In the flesh." "Are you Akashi henchmen?" "Don't follow!" "Anyone hurt!" "?" "That Hanbei, he drew first blood." "Probably put coins in the hands of these broke ronin." "His aim was to break our strength." "Not a real attack." "First time you killed as well?" "I've fenced with real blades many times but... killing a man is a first." "There's only one road, but we don't know where they'll strike." "If they attack harder next time, we could get hurt." "Let's accept Hanbei's welcome." "And we'll vanish as well." "Hioki's got some new friends!" "Disgusting!" "We'll travel northwest along the ridge, then cut through the valley." "Over the mountain to Owari territory." "I had strict monastic training in the mountains when I was young." "The mountain brings blessings but it's true nature is fear itself." "I see." "We are..." "Nobodies." "He's right." "No titles, no affiliations." "Nobodies." "A buyout?" "That is our wish." "I won't go against Sir Doi's orders." "But convincing the town will be hard." "Our deposit." "Not enough?" "The forest grows thicker!" "Hirayama..." "We're lost." "Perhaps we should've turned at that cliff?" "That can't be." "But..." "Who are you?" "A bandit!" "?" "Or a raccoon goblin!" "?" "Do I look like a raccoon?" "Couldn't lower me down..." "Idiot!" "At least thank me." "Are you from these parts?" "Do I look like it?" "Insolence!" "I ain't no ghost." "Or bandit." "I hunt beasts from mountain to mountain." "Any men with you?" "Gone. 'Cause I laid my hands on Upashi." "Upashi?" "The boss's woman." "So he punished you." "Fools are the same wherever you go." "Hold your tongue!" "Got a name, son?" "Kiga Koyata." "My ancestors were defeated warriors, legitimate samurai stock." "What's so funny!" "?" "The name's Shinzaemon and these are my men." "What are samurai doing out here?" "A shortcut made us... lose our way." "I'll be your guide, if you've got food." "Deal?" "Deal?" "What's that?" "Don't like bugs?" "Watch." "Don't be a little girl!" "What?" "Let's go." "What now?" "Leave the rabbit!" "We have important work to do!" "More important than roast rabbit!" "?" "Sir Hanbei!" "What is it!" "?" "Emergency!" "Lord Naritsugu's passage is banned!" "What!" "?" "His passage is banned!" "?" "What's the matter?" "Will you fools stand idly by at this humiliation?" "Lord Owari is from the top three clans." "But I am the son of the former shogun, and brother to the current shogun." "Cross over!" "Watch and learn." "We must go through Owari land." "Can our lord swallow his pride?" "Let's see if he gets his way, as he usually does." "Who are you?" "Identify yourself." "Out of my way." "Or I'll kill you without mercy." "Last April, in Kiso, you killed my son." "Makino Uneme and his wife." "I am Makino Yukie." "Does daddy monkey have hard bones too?" "My lord!" "Hanbei?" "Leave this." "Let's go back." "Owari only banned Lord Naritsugu." "His entourage can enter." "They are Akashi members." "I see." "The rest will guard our lord." "Skip the Naegi Clan visit and go to Okazaki." "Sir Kito!" "If people hear Owari blocked us..." "If we don't visit the Naegi, our lord will be ridiculed." "Let them laugh." "Within a year, our lord will be second-in-command." "You risk his life and the Akashi Clan by visiting the Naegi." "You seem most afraid of Shinzaemon." "What can a weak shogun servant do?" "Since paying off the ronin, there's no sign of him." "Perhaps he fears our clan and ran?" "Don't you see?" "He's the one who blocked our passage!" "Do you cling to your life to make me a laughing stock?" "Desperate times call for desperate measures!" "I hear any samurai would chose death over making his lord a laughing stock." "Choose the foolish path." "It's more fun that way." "Let's go, Hanbei." "Move out!" "Join up!" "Move out!" "We've had enough." "Oh, the road!" "The road!" "It's a straight run to Ochiai." "Fast work, Mountain Man." "Much faster than I predicted." "Koyata, thanks for leading the way." "This... is for your help." "I don't need anything, but could you take me with you?" "What?" "You're not hiding." "You're hunting, right?" "Hunting?" "Am I wrong?" "It's not hunting." "It's battle!" "Battle?" "That's great!" "Hey!" "What?" "What?" "What do you want?" "Hey!" "What?" "He's tough as steel." "What do you want?" "He won't return to the hills." "How about getting his help?" "A man who has battled wild animals might be more useful than any unskilled samurai." "I agree." "He's tougher and smarter than he looks." "Without him, we might still be lost." "Take me, boss!" "I'm not the boss." "Shall we take him?" "Wow, boss!" "I said I'm not the boss." "Welcome." "Been expecting you." "You've prepared well." "Progress couldn't be better." "Did it work?" "Makino stopped them perfectly." "Naritsugu diverted his troops." "Well, well!" "Our long shot paid off." "How many men with Naritsugu?" "Seventy men." "And Makino?" "He left nothing to chance." "He chose the path of harakiri." "He took full blame, left no evidence behind." "He was a mighty samurai." "We must achieve our mission for him." "Hey!" "Got dinner!" "Who is he?" "He dropped in when we entered the forest." "Dropped in?" "I'm..." "Oh!" "Wrong side!" "Wrong side!" "I'm Tokubei, the Mayor of Ochiai." "Sorry for the trouble." "No trouble at all." "We're very blessed to be receiving such money." "I guess money talks wherever you go." "Do as you please." "Rip the town down." "Burn it." "It matters not to me." "But then you can't live here." "Once you've finished your business, you won't need the town." "So we'll just rebuild." "If you need anything in..." "the female department, for an extra fee..." "Enough!" "We're gambling our lives for the country, doing important work." "Please mind your manners." "Me and my big mouth!" "Forgive it as a rustic man's joke." "We're only renting your inns." "Be gone when you're done." "We don't require special attention." "Men, rest up." "Show me around." "Hiroyama." "Shinrokuro." "Follow me." "Everyone, this way please!" "Hey!" "Any fine women?" "Very fine and young and..." "Please come this way!" "Set a trap here using this rock wall." "This alley is a hard nut to crack." "Shinrokuro, what do you see?" "Looks like an ordinary boarding town." "It is." "So we'll transform it into a town of death." "Mitsuhashi, get busy with the preparations." "Send Ishizuka to keep watch." "Upashi." "Miss home?" "I miss Upashi." "Is she that fine?" "Like no woman you've ever seen." "Soon, this quiet town will become a bloodbath." "Go home alive while you can." "I've got no home." "This is our fight." "You're not a samurai." "Don't trifle with your life." "Got it?" "Damn samurai!" "You and your honor!" "And causes!" "I'll show you!" "Otake." "This... this is hell." "Otake!" "Otake!" "Hang in there!" "Are you all right!" "?" "Hey, bring me another girl!" "Get the money from Shinrokuro." "I beg your pardon but that's every girl here." "You've wasted them all!" "Town girls are a bit soft." "They've got no endurance." "Hey, you!" "One more time!" "She's dead tired!" "Please stop!" "What a splendid member..." "How charming..." "Upashi!" "Vanished?" "Lord Naritsugu passed through Komagane along the Ina Road." "Then he vanished." "He just vanished!" "Back to Edo?" "Not possible with Naritsugu in control." "I'm concerned he'll cut through to the Sanshu Road and skip Iida." "Without visiting the Naegi Clan?" "Stand down." "Now the playing field is level." "Hanbei is trying to ascertain our next move." "We wait here." "Prepare for battle." "Batten down that side!" "Yes!" "Put it there!" "If they don't show today, they must've gone to Okazaki." "Another route?" "Waiting is killing our chances." "Let's abandon Ochiai tonight." "We can cross the pass to the Sanshu Road." "Shinzaemon!" "It's time to decide!" "Too soon." "But..." "Do you know the secret to fishing?" "Wait till the fish swallows the hook." "Reel in when it swallows." "It's simple." "But if you reel in too soon, the fish will escape with the bait." "So you're saying the Akashi are close?" "With Hanbei at Naritsugu's side there's a chance they might skip the Naegi Clan visit." "Their numbers are not like ours." "Even if they went off the road, seventy men cannot travel without being noticed." "They must be in one place, awaiting our next move." "And if this is so?" "They'll come if they think its safe." "We wait until the fish swallows the hook." "They're here!" "They're here!" "They're coming!" "The Akashi men are coming!" "From where!" "?" "Along the Ohira Road." "But there aren't seventy!" "What?" "Many more." "Over two hundred!" "Two hundred!" "?" "Hanbei!" "He bought time and summoned troops from other areas!" "Twelve men can never defeat two hundred." "So what!" "As for the fish that takes the hook:" "the bigger, the better." "Heaven's will brought us all together." "Thirteen!" "The time has come, to lay down your lives for the greater cause." "Are you ready!" "?" "Ready to die!" "?" "Yes!" "Take your posts!" "Halt!" "Asakawa, wait here." "Let me through!" "Move out!" "How much longer to Nakatsugawa?" "Tell me how far!" "Hanbei, what's the matter?" "Oh no!" "My lord!" "Turn back!" "My lord!" "What fun." "I'm going in, Hanbei!" "My lord!" "Follow him!" "Hey!" "Over here." "This way!" "This way!" "Shinzaemon!" "I presume you are the" "Akashi entourage of Lord Naritsugu." "By the order of His Shogun's subject Shinzaemon, we commemorate your passage... with arrows!" "My lord!" "My lord!" "Leave the horses!" "Protect our lord!" "My lord!" "This way!" "Please wait." "Secure the interior!" "Secure the interior!" "Hey!" "Secure the interior!" "Enough petty tricks!" "Only one hundred thirty left." "What you paid for my life was a real bargain." "The enemy is not large!" "Don't panic!" "Show them the spirit of Akashi samurai!" "Trade your lives to protect our lord!" "My lord!" "Lord!" "TOTAL MASSACRE" "Kill!" "Kill!" "Kill them all!" "Ogura!" "Fire?" "No!" "My lord!" "I found a way!" "No!" "It's a trap!" "My lord!" "Come!" "Hioki!" "Go!" "Go!" "This way, my lord!" "Look." "Ogura." "Kill the men that get past me." "Don't leave one alive." "OK." "Kill!" "Retreat!" "Ogura!" "Your samurai brawls are crazy fun." "It's no brawl!" "Why are you samurai so arrogant?" "Why are you samurai... so arrogant!" "Higuchi, you OK?" "Thanks." "Hioki!" "Hioki!" "You fought well!" "A true... samurai!" "Shinzaemon!" "Higuchi!" "Go!" "Finish the job!" "Ishizuka!" "Ishizuka!" "Otake..." "Our mission... finish it!" "Shinzaemon!" "Mitsuhashi!" "Damn!" "Mitsuhashi!" "You fool!" "Hanbei..." "You think the age of war was like this?" "Perhaps." "It's magnificent!" "With death comes gratitude for life." "If a man has lived in vain, then how trivial his life is." "Oh, Hanbei." "Something wonderful has come to my mind." "Once I'm on the shogun's council, let's bring back the age of war." "I'm Kuranaga Saheita!" "Lord Naritsugu!" "I've come for your life!" "Sir Hanbei!" "Protect our lord!" "Kuranaga!" "My lord!" "Master..." "Who are you!" "?" "Kito Hanbei." "Who are you!" "?" "You're no samurai!" "So what." "Do only samurai matter in this world!" "?" "I thought samurai would be fun." "But you bore me." "You're useless." "Even more useless in great numbers." "This man speaks the truth." "His reward is my short sword." "If we can get past that..." "Remain focused!" "Victory is ours!" "Keep our lord safe!" "We'll win!" "My lord!" "Let's run!" "Hanbei, victory is not yet ours." "Shinza!" "Hanbei!" "I have no qualms with you." "You will not pass!" "I'll trade my life to protect my lord!" "I must do what must be done." "Are you so hungry for my lord's life?" "Yes!" "I gambled my life in this..." "senseless war of power and politics!" "If he joins the shogun's council, you know disaster will befall the people!" "Am I wrong!" "?" "So what then!" "?" "Both you and I were born samurai." "Ours is not to wonder why." "Ours is... to obey our fate and die!" "If you were my ally, if you were not an Akashi retainer," "wouldn't our task be easier?" "Don't lecture me!" "No matter how low I go, Hanbei Kito is a samurai!" "I won't hand over my lord's head so easily!" "Shinza." "To pass, you'll have to kill me." "That I shall do." "Fight!" "Such elegance in fighting one-on-one." "How I missed crossing swords with you!" "Hanbei..." "In the dojo, we were an even match." "Hanbei..." "See you in hell!" "Some call it elegance." "Some call it cruel and unfair." "I like it." "How could you kick his head?" "He gave his life for you!" "Kick my head if you want." "For the shogun, for the people, for the many who died untimely deaths, for Makino Uneme and his wife, for his father Makino Yukie," "and for my men scattering Ochiai." "For that innocent, nameless young girl," "with severed arms and legs," "I shall take your life!" "Ruling is convenient, but only for rulers." "The people must live to serve." "Even so, a time comes when servants rise up against their masters." "You're on top thanks to support from the bottom." "Don't you see?" "Your mistake is believing that your decorative blade is not just for show." "Nonsense." "It's not for show." "Decoration is for show." "Be silent like the decorative man you are." "Servant!" "How is this for show!" "?" "Uncle!" "Pain!" "It hurts!" "That's unexpected." "Can you feel pain?" "Am I... dying?" "Dying?" "I'm scared." "So scared!" "Scared!" "I don't want... to die." "I'm scared!" "My lord..." "Prepare yourself!" "So death... comes for us all." "Allow me to thank you, Shinzaemon." "Of all the days of my life, today has been the most exciting." "You're welcome!" "It's over." "The big gamble paid off." "Shinrokuro..." "Being a samurai... is truly a burden." "Do what you want... with your life." "Are you immortal?" "You got the lord's head without me?" "Our fight is over." "That ain't no fun." "You hurt?" "Compared to fighting a wild bear, these wounds are nothing." "All in all," "I want my Upashi." "I don't like towns swarming with samurai." "I'll go home, sweep Upashi off her feet, and live far away!" "Live your life." "Till the next life." "What are you going to do?" "Whatever I want." "Been a samurai long enough." "Become a bandit." "The greatest bandit in Japan." "Jump ship to America, make love to women." "Now you're talking." "Say "hi" to Upashi for me." "Sure." "In May 1844, it was reported to the Central Government that Lord Naritsugu fell ill and died." "Some twenty-three years later, the shogunate system was abolished and the modern Meiji Era began." "YAKUSHO Koji" "YAMADA Takayuki" "ISEYA Yusuke" "SAWAMURA Ikki" "FURUTA Arata" "TAKAOKA Sousuke" "ROKKAKU Seiji" "NAMIOKA Ikki" "KONDO Koen" "ISHIGAKI Yuma" "KUBOTA Masataka" "IHARA Tsuyoshi" "MATSUKATA Hiroki" "FUKISHI Kazue" "TANIMURA Mitsuki" "SAITO Takumi" "ABE Shinnosuke" "UCHINO Masaaki" "MITSUISHI Ken" "KISHIBE Ittoku" "HIRA Mikijiro" "MATSUMOTO Koshiro" "INAGAKI Goro" "ICHIMURA Masachika" "Directed by MIIKE Takashi"

"When we started this thing I was just doing it to kiss your ass so Jessica would forgive me, but you're the real deal." "As far as I can tell, Jack Soloff is holding up his end of the bargain." "He's doing more than that." "He just sent out an email nominating you" " for junior partner." " What?" "I'm not sending out a press release announcing Mike Ross of Harvard just got promoted." "What is this?" "Am I mistaken, or did we not have this discussion?" "Don't call me again." "You need to tell Louis you've been sleeping with Esther." "We slept together one time." "What difference does that make?" "You promised him you wouldn't do it at all." "I need to tell you something." " You made a promise to me!" " I'm telling you." "Because he's so messed up from whatever goddamn thing happened to him in his pathetic childhood, he can't" "Shut the hell up!" "Get me Jerry Myers on the phone." "Jerry Myers?" " Louis, what happened?" " I'll tell you what happened." "Harvey took a goddamn swing at me." " That's what happened." " Oh, my God." "Yeah, "Oh, my God," I'm gonna sue the shit out of him." "Okay, Louis, you're hurt." "The first thing you need to do is get some ice and calm down." "Did you not just hear me?" "He hit me and then he threw me into a coffee table, so I am going to sue the shit out of him!" "I don't think suing Harvey is the answer." "Of course you don't, because you want to protect him like you did when you lied to me about what he did to Esther." "I told Harvey to tell you himself." "And I lied to you because I knew something like this would happen if you didn't hear it directly from him." "Well, it did happen, Donna." "Now get me Jerry Myers on the phone." "You want me to do that, I will." "But you've always said we're a family, and families keep things like this in the family." " Hey." " Hey." "I'm not sure if congratulations are in order, but since we have no other choice," "I'm going to choose congratulations." " You saw the memo?" " I did." "You're making partner." "No, Rachel, I'm not." "What do you mean?" "Jessica told me to turn it down." "Said it would draw too much attention to me." "That's crazy." "If you turn it down, you'll draw even more attention to yourself." "That's exactly what I told her." "And what did she say?" "She said that if I'm smart enough to be a lawyer without going to law school, I should be smart enough to come up with an excuse to turn it down." "Oh, that's bullshit." "You think I don't want this?" "I do." "But we've always known I was never gonna make partner." "Okay." "What are you gonna do?" "I am gonna do the exact opposite of what I usually do." "Instead of trying to prove Jessica wrong," "I'm gonna come up with a legitimate excuse for why I can't accept it." "Jessica, if I knew you were coming over," "I would have made us some tequila and eggs." "And I would have thrown them in your face." "Well, that doesn't seem very nice." "I cooked them just like you like them." "You think this is funny?" "You assaulted a name partner." "And I'm making jokes because I don't want to hear it, because he got what he deserved." "I don't care if he deserved a court martial." "That kind of behavior cannot exist in my firm!" " You mean our firm?" " If it's our firm, then it's Louis's firm, too." "Okay, you made your point." "I won't do it again." "You think I came all the way down here just to give you a speech?" "You're taking two weeks starting tomorrow." "Me going on vacation isn't gonna stop Louis from coming at me." "Yes, it is, because if you set foot anywhere near the office in the next two weeks," "I guarantee he will call for a three-month suspension." "Then don't let him." "Harvey, there are bylaws in place, and the only way to stop him is you being on vacation." "The only problem with that is, everyone knows I don't take vacations." "Oh." "Then why am I holding your request that you filled out two months ago?" "Louis is never going to buy that." "I don't give a shit whether he buys it or not." "But before you go on your little trip, you're going to go to him with your tail between your legs and tell him that you were 100% wrong." "Jessica, hey." "What can I do for you?" "Well, you can tell me why you nominated Mike Ross for junior partner and didn't think to run it by me." "It's an open nomination." "I didn't think I had to." "I didn't say you had to." " I asked you why you didn't." " I don't understand." "You were the one who forced him to work with me." "I said work with him, not nominate him behind my back just to stick it to Harvey." "Jessica, how many times are we gonna have this conversation?" "You gave me a chance to make peace and I took it." "And I still haven't heard one good reason why Mike shouldn't be promoted." "Oh, I didn't say he didn't deserve to be partner." "Then how about I retract my memo and let Harvey nominate him instead?" "Unless there's some reason why you don't want that either." "Because instead of talking to me about this, you should be talking to me about what happened last night between Louis and Harvey." "♪ See the money, wanna stay for your meal ♪" "♪ Get another piece of pie for your wife ♪" "♪ Everybody wanna know how it feel ♪" "♪ Everybody wanna see what it's like ♪" "♪ I'll even eat a bean pie, I don't mind ♪" "♪ Me and Missy is so busy, busy making money ♪" "♪ All right ♪" "♪ Suits 5x08 ♪ Mea Culpa Original Air Date on August 12, 2015" "♪ All step back, I'm 'bout to dance ♪" "♪ The greenback boogie ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" " How's it going?" " Not great." "You haven't found a way to turn down the nomination?" "Oh, I've found 15 ways to turn it down." "But none of them are good enough." "Come on, one of them has to be good enough." "Rachel, it's not about the excuse, it's about me being able to look these people in the eye and convince them that it's true, and I can't do that." "Okay." "What are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "I do." "You're doing this." "As managing partner," "I am officially giving you your first case." " Oh my God." " What?" "It's tradition that the managing partner to give all new junior partners their first case." " Is that what this is?" " Yes, it is." "Congratulations, Mike." "It may not be what I wanted, but I really did mean it when I said you deserve it." "Thank you, Jessica." "I can't believe that just really happened." "You are the youngest junior partner the firm has ever had." "Mike, I'm so proud of you." "Well, that means there's only one thing left to do." "Rachel Elizabeth Zane, will you be the associate on my first case as partner?" "Yes." "Yes." "A thousand times, yes." "I don't understand." "Are you saying you're sorry you hit Louis?" "I'm saying I'm sorry I didn't punch him harder." "In that case, I think taking two weeks off is the best thing right now." "Because your emotions are completely ruling you." "Wanting to shut Louis up isn't being ruled by emotions." "It's being human." "And there are other ways you could have tried to do that." " Such as?" " Walking out the door, for one." "I'm not walking out of my own office." "Why not?" "Because when someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away." "You take it out of their hand and you point it right back." "Well, sometimes the best way to get someone to stop firing bullets at you is to take off your armor." "What the hell kind of bullets are you talking about?" "Emotional ones." "Harvey, Louis lashed out at you because he was feeling pain, and instead of showing you his hurt, he covered it with anger." "Well, that's his problem, not mine." "Actually, I'd say you two have exactly the same problem." "Excuse me?" "You did the same thing to him that he did to you." "Instead of showing your hurt, you lashed out in anger." "The only difference is, is that you did it with fists." "He did it with words." "Are you saying that I should tell him I'm in therapy and talk about my issues with him so we can sit around singing Kumbayah?" "I'm saying that if you think Louis should be sorry for lashing out at you, the least you can do is apologize for lashing back at him." "Louis." "How are you?" "Cut the small talk." "I'm not interested." "In that case, what can I do for you?" "You can start by telling me how Harvey's being punished." " That's between me and Harvey." " That's funny." "When he was attacking me, it was between me and Harvey, and I want to know what you're gonna do about it." "And I just said, it's none of your business." "Then as managing partner, you should know that I'm suing your favorite son for assault and battery." "Louis, you haven't filed that yet, so why don't you tell me what the hell you really want?" "I want Harvey suspended." "Three months, no pay, no access to clients." "That's not punishing Harvey." "That's punishing all of us." "Well, then I'll do it myself, which I have the right to do under the bylaws." "Louis, I was hoping you'd calm down." "But if you still feel this way in two weeks, there's nothing I can do about it." "Two weeks?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "You haven't heard." "Harvey's on vacation." "Bullshit Harvey's on vacation." "Harvey doesn't take vacations." "Louis, you wanted him gone, and he's gone." "And I have his signed requisition right here." "I don't just want him gone." "I want him humiliated in front of the whole firm, not lying on a beach in Turks and Caicos laughing at some fraudulent requisition you concocted." "Oh, that's a nasty allegation, Louis." "Do you have proof?" "You know what, Jessica, this is no different than me putting Harvey's salary in the copy machine." "Oh, it's entirely different, Louis." "You did that to rip us apart, and I'm doing this to keep us together." "So why don't you walk the hell out my office and think very carefully about how you want to play this?" "All right, before they get here, let's get our facts straight." "Easy, our client's being acquired by Google, but Optela Software has a buy option." "Claims to have a buy option." "It actually expired six months ago." "They why are we having this meeting?" "Because their lawyers don't know we know that, and they're hoping to get something to go away." "Man, I have so much to teach you." "What, are you my boss now?" "Oh, how is that different than before?" "I could leave you high and dry right now." "You know that, right?" "Shit." "Mike, it was a joke." "Rachel, I need you to handle this meeting by yourself." " What?" "What's wrong?" " Their lawyer just got here." "Her?" "She used to work at a nonprofit when I was a bike messenger, all right?" "We went out a few times." "Mike, please." "I can handle that" "No, no, no, she knows I didn't go to law school." " What?" " If she sees me, she's gonna know I'm not a lawyer, all right?" "I need you to handle this meeting." " Can you do that?" " No, no, no--Mike, please." "You have to give me a second to process what you're saying." "Rachel, I don't have a second." " I need you to do this." " Okay." "Okay." "Hi." " Hi." " Claire Bowden." "Rachel Zane." "Shall we get to it?" "Yes, definitely." "Let's..." "let's get to it." "First of all, I need to inform you that we are prepared to move forward with a TRO, unless, of course, your client has had a change of heart." "You can do that." "I just don't see any judge granting you a TRO given that your option has expired." "Actually, it hasn't." "This is a record of a phone call between our client and yours." "A phone call during which our client agreed to fix bugs in your client's software in exchange for a five-year extension of our purchase option." "I'm confused." "Do..." "Do you actually want to buy our client's company?" "Yes, if there's a deal happening, we want to be included in a meaningful way." "I'm sorry." "I'm not authorized to include you in any deal." "Then pick up the phone and call your client." "I understand." "You're not authorized to do that either because a partner dropped this in your lap in the 11th hour." "You have no idea." "No, I've been there before." "But I need something to take to my client." "So, get back to me as soon as you can?" "Yes, absolutely." "Great." "By the way, how old is the partner on this case?" "Why would you ask that?" "Because I noticed that his name was Michael Ross, and I went out with a Mike Ross once." "I was just wondering if it was the same guy." "Because if it is, he really turned his life around." "I..." "I'm sure how old he is." "This is the first time we've had a case together." "So I--maybe he's about 45?" " Oh, definitely not him." " Sorry." "Oh, you don't have to be sorry." "I was just wondering." " Thank you." " Yes, of course." "How'd it go?" " Not well." " What happened?" "What happened was their buy option didn't expire because it turns out we made a deal to extend it." "Okay, yeah, that complicates things." "They're gonna want to squeeze us for more money to go away, but it's not that big a deal." "It's not that big a deal?" "It's not that big a deal?" "You practically ran from that conference room to come and hide in here and left me to deal with a woman who knows your secret, and you're gonna tell me that it's not that big a deal." "I meant having to pay off Optela is not that big a deal." "You didn't even tell me how she knows your secret." "She doesn't know my secret, all right?" "I told her I went to law school, and she found out I didn't." "If she sees me now, she's gonna look into me and then she'll know it." "And why did you tell her that you went to law school in the first place?" " Rachel, it's not important." " It's important to me." "Because I wanted to impress her, and being a bike messenger wasn't gonna do it." "So you lied to her to get a date?" "Yes, I did." "Well, you're not the only person who's lied to her now." "What does that mean?" "What it means is, she asked me about you, and I had to lie to keep her from thinking that you're the same Mike Ross that she knew before." "Rachel, I'm sorry." "I..." " Where are you going?" " To work on your case." "As for the aforementioned case, send our client his practice depo, and underline all self-incriminating things that he's not supposed to say under oath." "Idiot." "Moving on to..." "Donna, call security." "I do not feel safe in my own office." "Donna went home." "I'm here to speak to you alone." "Why?" "So you can have no witnesses the next time you attack me?" "No, so I could apologize to you in private." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "You're not gonna apologize your way out of this one." "I'm not here to get out of anything." "I'm here to say I'm sorry." "I flew off the handle, and I shouldn't have punched you." "You didn't just punch me." "You attacked me." " Louis" " Bullshit." "This is all bullshit." "There is something wrong with you, and there is nothing that you could ever possibly say to me" "I have been seeing a psychiatrist." "What?" "No, you haven't." "This is some kind of trick." "I've been seeing someone to get help for panic attacks." "You've been having panic attacks?" " Yes." " Where?" "Look, I don't want to get into it." "Where?" "In the office." "When?" "They happen when they happen." "Louis," "I am telling you the truth." "My God." "How long have they" "They started a few months ago." "A few--when Donna left?" "Yes, when Donna left." "But it isn't really about Donna." "That was a trigger--at least that's what they're telling me." "It goes deeper." "My family, my relationships." "Let's just say I'm trying to work through some shit." "So when I said those things, it struck a nerve." "Oh, it did more than that, Louis." "It hurt." "You hurt me too, Harvey." "I know, and I'm sorry." "And it's not an excuse, but I wanted you to know why I did what I did and where it was coming from." "You're not really going to Turks and Caicos, are you?" "I don't know, but I had therapy this afternoon, and I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out the best way to do this." "Louis, I'm sorry for Esther." "I'm sorry for lying to you." "And I'm sorry that I attacked you." "I accept your apology, Harvey." "Thank you, Louis." "So you're not gonna try and suspend me?" "Suspend you?" "Jessica was sure you'd want to suspend me." "Jessica didn't know that you were gonna say what you said." "As a matter of fact, I know Jessica only sent you on vacation to defuse the situation, so I think you should come back tomorrow." " You sure?" " Yes." "They're announcing Mike's partnership, and I wouldn't want you to miss that." " I appreciate that, Louis." " It's the least I can do." "♪ ♪" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "If it's about you becoming senior partner," "I think it's a little premature." "We may have a problem." "May or do?" "The lawyer on the other side of the Metadesk case knows that I didn't go to law school." "What?" "I saw her come into the office before the meeting, so I had Rachel take over, and she's doesn't know I'm the same Mike Ross she knew, and she's not going to, but" "Goddamn first case." "Jessica, it's gonna be handled." "I promise." "Now, Rachel and I will work together, but she'll be out front the whole time." "Well, I guess we have no choice but to let her ride it out." "But it's gonna look pretty damn sketchy if someone finds out you've handed off your first case." "Which brings me to my next point." "Jack Soloff has been asking about it." "Then you better make damn sure you keep him from finding out you put Rachel in charge." "Because the last thing we need is for Jack Soloff to start sniffing around your past." "Yeah, I know." "Well, if you know all these things, then why exactly are you here?" "Because you trusted me with being partner and I'm trying to repay that trust by keeping you in the loop." "I appreciate that, Mike." "But the best way for you to repay me is by making sure that other lawyer doesn't find out your goddamn secret in the first place." "♪ ♪" " Get one of those for me?" " No, I didn't." "And you can't take mine like you usually do." "Easy, tiger, I'm not here to take your bagel." "I'm here to give you this." "How'd you get that done so fast?" "I know a guy." "You know a guy in custom engraving?" "I know a guy in everything." "Oh, thanks, Harvey, but you didn't have to do that." "Come on, it's not every day you make partner, and I've never known anyone who deserves it as much as you." "Except for you." "Well, that goes without saying." "So why'd you say it?" " Because it had to be said." " Ah." "Seriously, Mike, you deserve this." "I'm glad you got it." "I just wish I could have been the one that made it happen." "I'm just glad you made it in for the meeting after everything that happened between you and Louis." "Believe it or not, it was Louis who actually invited me to come back to work." "How'd you manage to get him to do that?" "Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you." "But even if he hadn't invited me back, an army couldn't have kept me away from your partnership vote." "Come on, Harvey, it's just a formality." "They've already given me the title." "It may be just a formality, but that meeting's not happening without my vote on the record." "♪ ♪" "The next item up for bid on The Price is Right is Mike Ross's nomination for junior partner." "Now, I know it's just a formality, but what do you say we make it unanimous?" "All those in favor?" "Then I'm pleased to announce Mike Ross as this firm's newest junior partner." "So, if no one else has anything" "I have something." "If you're all wondering why" "I have extensive damage to my skull, it's because two nights ago," "I was viciously attacked by Harvey Specter." "And since I would rather not go outside the firm to take legal action, pursuant to section 28-B of the bylaws," "I am placing Harvey Specter on immediate unpaid suspension." "You son of a bitch." "Okay, I don't really know how this works." "Should someone call security?" "Louis, I don't think anyone needs to call" " It's my right." " Actually, Louis, it's not." "Section 28-B does require suspension, however, it's enforceable only after a vote by the partners to determine if what you're claiming even happened." " Oh, it happened." " I'm not saying it didn't." "I'm just quoting the bylaws you wrote." "Therefore, I'd like to schedule a vote for Friday, once we've all had a chance to review the matter." "Okay, this is not what I want" "They're your bylaws, Louis... so Friday it is." "Meeting adjourned." "♪ ♪" "Rachel." " Good to see you." " You too." "I have to admit, I'm surprised you're getting back to us so soon." "Well, once we realized what you really wanted, we figured why wait?" "And what is it that we really want?" "Let's be honest." "Your client has no real interest in the fulfillment software business." "No, that's not actually true" "But you do have an extension of your purchase option, which may or may not hold up in court." "so we're willing to pay you this to go away." "I think maybe you misunderstood me in our last meeting." "I'm not some corporate killer who's looking to hold you hostage for a payoff." "My client actually wants to be included in this deal." "Claire, this is an incredibly fair offer." "I don't think this is a fair offer at all." "Well, then let's talk about what would be, because your client's not staying involved in this deal." "Is this your boss's stance or yours?" "It's our client's, and my firm's, and I don't appreciate you questioning my role in this deal." "Look, Rachel, I cut you some slack yesterday because you're a newbie who's in over her head, but since you clearly don't have the power to include us in this deal," "I think maybe I should call the partner on this case." "You know what?" "You should." "But he's just gonna say this:" "If you pursue a TRO, we'll sue you for tortious interference." "Excuse me?" "You knew this sale was in process, and you waited till closing to broach the topic." " That is tortious interference." " Okay." "Well, I think we're done here." "Just take the money and walk away, or we will tie this up in court for years." "It's up to you." "But then again, what do I know?" "I'm just a newbie." "You lying piece of shit." "I lied because I'm not the fool you think I am." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I'm talking about your apology from the heart." "You actually had me falling for that bullshit until you asked me if I was gonna suspend you." "And then I knew it was just all a goddamn manipulation." "You think me opening up about having panic attacks is manipulation?" "I don't even think you really had panic attacks, let alone are going to therapy." "Well, I am, and I opened up to you about it, and then you looked me in the eye, and you used Mike's partnership to lure me back." "Yes." "I did." "Because I wanted you to know how it feels when someone says one thing to your face and then turns right around and does the exact opposite, like you did to me." "So this is payback for me sleeping with your sister?" " Sure as shit is." " You son of a bitch." "I should take you outside right now" "And do what?" "Hit me again?" "Because this time it won't just be a suspension, Harvey." " You'll be gone." " That's enough." "No one's hitting anybody." "Harvey,you are not to be alone in a room with this man, before that vote." "Is that clear?" "This isn't over." "Thank you, Jessica." "A law firm should be a safe environment, and I started to feel like I was fearful" "Shut the hell up, Louis." "What you did in there was despicable." "It was underhanded and vindictive and harmful to the entire firm." "I take it you won't be voting to discipline Harvey." "I won't be voting at all." "And if you think you're gonna drag me into your bullshit, then you have another thing coming." "Oh, you can abstain all you want, but everyone's gonna know exactly where you stand." "They already know where I stand." "And it's not with you." "You slapped her with a lawsuit?" "Did she call you?" "No, she called Google, and then they called me to tell me they're pulling out of the deal." " What?" " Yeah, they don't want to run the risk this thing gets tied up in litigation, so they're out." " Mike, I can explain." " No, you don't have to explain." "You explained the last time we talked." "Excuse me?" "You've got a problem with Claire, and you're taking it out on this case." "I don't have a problem with Claire." "I have a problem with you lying to her about going to law school." "But the reason I threatened that suit is because she didn't like not getting her way with me, and she was going to call you instead." "Well, you stopped that from happening, and in the process, you blew up the entire deal." "Did you hear me?" "She was going to call you." "So I'm sorry that Google pulled out, but I didn't really have the chance to think of every option" "Every option?" "There's only one." "You negotiate another price." "You think I didn't try that?" "The only thing she would have accepted is being cut in on the deal, period." "All I know is that if I'd been there," "I would have figured out a way to get it done." "Well, you know what?" "You couldn't have been there." "And I don't appreciate you telling me that I'm not as good as you when the only reason" "I was in that meeting in the first place was to cover for you." "Rachel, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it personal." "Well, it sure sounded personal when you accused me of screwing up because I was jealous." "Look, I just said that I'm sorry." "I'm only coming down on you the same way" "Harvey would come down on me in the same situation." "Right, but you're not Harvey, and I'm not you." "And if Harvey was talking to you the way that you're talking to me, you would be in here right now telling me what a dick he is." "♪ ♪" "Can I have that, please?" "What?" "I haven't done your transcriptions since yesterday, so..." "Oh, it can wait." "Go home." "What?" "You went too far today, Louis." "So, you're not really here to do work." "You're here to once again take Harvey's side." "I'm not taking Harvey's side, but what you did in that meeting was wrong." "You told me to keep it in the family, and that's what I did." "I meant let Jessica handle it, and you know it." "But Jessica didn't handle it." "She tried to send Harvey to the Caribbean." "Oh, so the only thing that you could do was blindside him in the same meeting where Mike is made junior partner?" "He assaulted me." "I understand that, Louis." "But what I don't understand is why you're the one who went in there angry, and he's the one who ended up attacking you." " Donna" " What did you say to him?" "I don't have to explain myself to you." "No, you don't, and you're free to do whatever you want." "But when I saw your face after he hit you," "I felt horrible for you." "But since you won't tell me what you said to him," "I'm starting to wonder if I should." "What's this?" "I know you had to reschedule the cake tasting because of the case, so" "I thought I'd bring the cake tasting to you." "You didn't have to do that." "I wanted to, because I wanted to make sure that you know that no matter what's going on at work, you're the most important thing in my life." "I know you were just trying to keep me from getting caught." "And I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "What for?" "Because as much as I hate to admit it," "I do have a problem with Claire." "Rachel" "Mike, I was sitting across the table from her, and I could see all the reasons why you were interested in her." "And I--I had to wonder what would have happened if she'd never found out that you lied, or if she found out a year later after she'd gotten to know you better." "Maybe the two of you would still be together." " We wouldn't be." " How do you know?" "Because it might have taken me a while to tell you the truth, but from the first second I looked at you," "I wanted to tell you everything about me." "And when I finally did tell you the truth, you didn't tell me that you never wanted to see me again." "You accepted me." "Actually, I slapped you." " And then you kissed me." " Yeah." "And stayed with me." "Mm-hmm." "And loved me anyway." " Jack." " What can I do for you, Harvey?" "I wanted to thank you for standing up for me today." "I told Jessica I'm ready to be a team player." "Maybe now the two of you will believe me." "Well, I don't know if I'm willing to go that far, but I appreciate what you did." "Can I speak freely?" "Go ahead." "You've earned it." "I told Mike the reason that I went after you in the first place was that everything comes easy to you, but I'm not the only one that feels that way." "What's your point?" "I may have stopped Louis from suspending you for the moment, but that vote's not gonna go well for you." "You're saying I can do something to change the outcome." "I'm saying you could do something to change the way the partners feel about you." "You want me to take this suspension voluntarily?" "If this were a month ago," "I'd want you to take your name off the wall." "But you need to do something to humble yourself." "What exactly that is, is up to you." "How did you get in here?" "The receptionist told me where to find you." "Well, she shouldn't have, so why don't you find your way out?" "Claire, I'm here to apologize." "Look, you got under my skin when you called me inexperienced because the truth is I haven't been doing this very long." "So I shot back, and I went overboard to try and" "Show me that you were better than me." "Yes, and I ended up blowing the deal for both of us, and I'm sorry." "Well, they say you learn from your mistakes." "That's the thing." "I have already learned, and I think that I have a way to get both of us a win." "GigaDyne." "They're a major client at your firm." "What if you were to bring them the acquisition of Metadesk?" "Why would they want this?" "Because they need fulfillment software to increase their sales in Europe, and we're a perfect fit." "You researched my client?" "Like I said, I learn from my mistakes." " Hey." " Oh, don't "hey" me." "You're up to something." " Why would you say that?" " I worked for you for 12 years." "You think I can't tell when you're up to something?" " Donna" " Harvey, if you're coming to me in here, that means you don't want Louis to know." "And I don't work for you anymore--I work for him." "I know that, and I know what I'm about to ask might put you in between me and Louis." "But I want you to help me figure out something I can do that'll move the partners not to suspend me." "Then tell me this." "What did Louis say to you that made you hit him?" "Why are you asking me that?" "Because you're asking me to pick your side, and I need to know if you deserve it." "Donna, if you don't know me well enough to know that I deserve your help by now, nothing I tell you is gonna matter." "But whether I deserve it or not," "I guarantee you Louis is going to have some dirty trick up his sleeve for that vote." "Louis, I need to talk to you for a second." "Well, if you're here to tell me not to play dirty, you're wasting your breath because Donna already did it." "I'm not here to do that, because you already played dirty." "I'm here to get you to vote against suspending Harvey." "How the hell have I already played dirty?" "You knew my partnership would mean something to Harvey, and instead of holding it outside of your feud, you used it to trick him back into the firm." "Because, Mike, it was the only way to get justice." "Okay." "If you think that, then let me put this in terms that you might understand." "Harvey is Jon Snow, I'm his Uncle Benjen, and you used me to lure him out so that everybody could stab him to death." "How dare you defile Game of Thrones by comparing Harvey to Jon Snow." "That's not the point, and you know it." "The point is, you betrayed Harvey, the same way that kid betrayed Jon Snow." "Well, in that case, it was for the good of The Watch." "Yeah, I'm sure that's what that kid thought, too." "But I guarantee you, he's going to regret stabbing his friend for the rest of his miserable life." "♪ ♪" "Daniel Hardman's office." "I need to speak to him right now." "Who may I say is calling?" "You know who it is, Stacy." "Now get him on the goddamn phone." "He's not here, but he left word for you." "He sent two packages." "Either move forward on one of them, or he'll move forward on the other." " Congratulations." " On what?" "On winning your first case as junior partner." "I won my first case as junior partner?" "Mm-hmm, turns out you had a brilliant idea." "Oh, really?" "And what was my brilliant idea?" "You know, for when I'm sitting around shooting the shit with the other partners." "You sent me back to Claire to propose that she have one of her own clients buy Metadesk and let Optela stay on board." "Rachel, that's amazing." "I can't believe she went for it." "She went for it, and GigaDyne went for it." "Did you just say GigaDyne?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Rachel, GigaDyne just announced they're getting into the defense contracting business." " What?" "When?" " Yeah." "Yesterday--they already have their first contract." "Which means I just triggered a background check on every single person involved in this deal." "Mike, I am so sorry." "No, you couldn't have known." "And we don't have time for "I'm sorrys anyway." "We have to find a way to take care of this before it's too late." "How are we gonna do that?" "We're gonna hide in plain sight." "I don't understand." "We're gonna take my name off all of the paperwork, and we're gonna hope to God nobody notices." "What are you doing in here?" "Catching up on my work." " Is that a problem?" " No." "It's just that I told you that I didn't need you to do any transcribing." "And the way you said it got me thinking about how you like making your plans on this thing." "And then I came across this." "Donna" "You think me opening up about having panic attacks is manipulation?" "I don't even think you really had panic attacks, let alone are going to therapy." "Well, I am." "And I opened up to you about it, and then you looked me in the eye, and you used Mike's partnership to lure me back." "Yes." "I did." "Because I wanted you to know how it feels when someone says one thing to your face and then turns right around and does the exact opposite, like you did" "He revealed those things to you, and you recorded him so you could play it for the partners?" "I wasn't trying to record him saying those things." "I just wanted proof that he hit me." "Bullshit!" "You didn't care what you got." " You just wanted to get him." " You're damn right I did." "He hit me." "He got Esther." "He gets away with everything." "Maybe he does." "And if you want to try to get him suspended, that's your right." "But if you use his weaknesses to publicly humiliate him," "I'm done working for you." "♪ ♪" "Rachel, what are you doing here?" "We already sent back all of the contracts." "I know, I just came by because you missed a signature on the last page." "No, I didn't miss it." "I was holding off on signing it." "Why?" "Because I was wondering why you made changes to seven different addendums without redlining them for me." "They're just signatory pages of a few lists of partners, so I didn't think that that warranted a redline." "You didn't or your partner didn't?" "Neither of us did." "He has a big client in defense, and so even though we don't rep GigaDyne, he was worried they might see it as a conflict." "The reason he's worried is not because of a conflict." "It's because this transaction triggers a background check." " Which means" " I told you the reason." "He's repping another client and" "He's lying to you, Rachel." "You're gonna find this impossible to believe, but Mike Ross is a fraud, and he knows that I know." "That's why he sent you in at the last minute when this was his deal from day one." "Are you crazy?" "He's a partner at Pearson, Specter, Litt, and you said your Mike Ross wasn't 45." "So the Mike that I know" "Oh, my God, you know." "I don't know anything, except that we just need" "I'm calling the D.A.'s Office right now if you don't tell me what the hell's going on." "We're engaged." "So it is him." "Claire, please, you can't turn him in." "This isn't about what I can't do." "How could you be with a man like that after you found out?" "Because I already loved him." "Well, I'm sorry, Rachel." "I just can't turn the other way." "Don't you understand what this is condoning?" "Yes, I understand what it's condoning, but you have to put yourself in my shoes." "Imagine you found out a year later, after you already knew the kind of man he is inside." "Look, Claire, I'm..." "I'm telling you." "No, he's not a lawyer, but he did turn his life around." "You're a smart woman, Rachel." "But you are making a huge mistake." "Please, I am begging you." "♪ ♪" "It's done." " She bought it?" " She did." "I can't believe it." "Did you think I couldn't handle it?" "I guess I was just worried that she'd figure it out anyway, expose me, and then" "There is no "and then."" "Because that didn't happen." "Because of you." "Because of us." "You're wearing your ring at the office." "I am." "What made you decide to do that?" "I..." "I just realized how much I love you, and... that's not something I ever want to hide." "Ra" "♪ ♪" "Hey." "Jessica, can I talk to you for a second?" "What is it, Louis?" "I'm heading home for the night." "I want to call off the vote." "Excuse me?" "The whole thing was a mistake." "I want to call it off." "Louis, the vote is tomorrow morning." "The only way it doesn't happen is if you publicly tell everyone that Harvey didn't hit you." "I can't do that." "I'll lose all credibility." "Which is exactly why I wanted Harvey to take two weeks." "To let you calm down." "Because I knew you'd change your mind." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have a vote to prepare for." "Wait, what if I flip my vote?" "Flip whatever the hell you want, Louis." "But you started this ball rolling, and now we all have to live with the consequences." "I thought you were trying to avoid me." "I was." "But then I figured out you knew it was me anyway." "How?" "Does it matter?" "No, it doesn't." "So why are you here?" "I just wanted to say thank you." "You're welcome." "I also wanted to know why you're letting it go." "Because Rachel begged me to." "And because she said that she loved you and that you turned your life around." "And you believed her?" "I believe that she loves you." "But if you really want to know the truth, no," "I don't believe that you turned your life around, and I definitely don't believe that you love her." "What?" "How can you say that?" "Because you've convinced her that it's all gonna be okay, that you two are just gonna get to live happily ever after, and I didn't want to be the one to make that all come crashing down." "But you know what, Mike?" "One day, it is going to come crashing down." "And if you really do love her, you'll put a stop to this right now." "So, you think I should stop being a lawyer?" "I'm saying if you really love her, you won't marry her." "♪ ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"Agent Cooper?" "Can you hear me?" "It's Andy!" "Agent Cooper, its Andy." "Can you hear me?" "Agent Cooper?" "Room service." "How ya' doin' down there?" "Warm milk." "Agent Cooper?" "Would you put it on the table please." "And would you call a doctor." "Sure." "Are you all right?" "Can you hear me?" "Agent Cooper?" "..." "Agent Cooper?" "Agent Cooper?" "It's Andy!" "Can you hear me?" "Are you all right?" "Agent Cooper?" "I hung it up for ya'." " What's that?" " Hung it up for ya'." "Did you call the doctor?" "The doctor?" "Uhhhh." "Its hung up, the phone." " Thank you." " Sure." "No problem." "Does this include a gratuity?" "Yes sir." "Thank you." "Thank you kindly." "The milk will get cool on you." "Pretty soon." "Okay." "I've heard about you." "I've heard about you." "I will tell you three things." "If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me?" "Who's that?" "Think of me as a friend." "Where do you come from?" "The question is, where have you gone?" "The first thing I will tell you is:" ""there's a man ... in a smiling bag."" ""Man in a smiling bag."" "Second thing is:" ""the owls are not what they seem."" "Third thing is:" ""without chemicals ... he points."" "What do these things mean?" "This is all I am permitted to say." "Give me your ring." "I will return it to you when you find these things to be true." "We want to help you." "Who's "we"?" "One last thing:" "Leo locked inside Hungry Horse." "There's a clue at Leo's house." "You will require medical attention." "Knock, knock, knock." "Come on." "Lets have a look at the new girl." "Ooh." "Vixen." "What room is Ben in?" "The little flower room." " Why's he holding out on me?" " What?" " Why's he holding out on me?" " WHAT'S THAT BLACKIE!" "Who's holding out on who?" "Please." "Oh Blackie." "You used to be so pretty." "Blackie, Blackie." "Bastard." "I think you should go now." " Do you Prudence?" " Yes I do, I really do." "Uhm." "Alright." "If you insist." "GOTCHA!" "I will huff ... and puff and blow your house down." "Oh my - my, aren't you a sweet thing" "Mmm." "I gotta see you." "I must see you." "Go away,I'm shy." "Didn't they tell you who I was?" "the owner?" "That's right." "Ben, its Jerr." " We got a situation." " So have I." "Brother Ben, we got a S" " N" " A" " G." "Blast, I do have a situation." "Come on Ben." "Coming Jerr." "I like you." "You know how to interest a man." "That's half the battle." "Next time we will play a different game." "I will make the rules." "You'll like it." "Fun game." "Everybody wins." "Diane, my recorder is on the table." "I'm unable to reach it at this time." "I can only hope that I inadvertently pressed the voice activation button." "I'm lying on the floor of my room." "I've been shot." "There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood." "Fortunately I was wearing my bullet proof vest last night per bureau regulations when working undercover." "I remember folding the vest up trying to chase down a wood tick." "If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from the height of about nine feet, you might began to approximate the sensation." "All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be." "As long as you can keep the fear from your mind." "But I guess you can say that about almost anything in life." "Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." "Oh my god." "The ring is gone." "At a time like this, curiously, you began to think of the things you regret or the things you might miss." "I would like in general to treat people with much more care and respect." "I would like to climb a tall hill." "Not too tall." "Sit in the cool grass." "Not too cool." "And feel the sun on my face." "I wished I could have cracked the Lindburg kidnapping case." "I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for." "And of course, it goes without saying, that I would like to visit Tibet." "I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return." "Oh I would like that very much." "All in all, a very interesting experience." "Ahh, they're here." "My skin was itching." "Wood tick was crawling." "I lifted my bullet proof vest." "Three slugs." "Point blank range." "That explains this." "Hell of a way to kill a tick." "Did you get a look at the gunman?" "I saw a masked face, muzzle flash." "Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date." "Leo Johnson was shot." "Jacques Renault was strangled." "The mill burned." "Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation." "Catherine and Josie are missing." "Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills." "How long have I been out?" "Its 7:45 in the morning." "We haven't had this much action in one night since the Elk's Club fire of '59." "Harry, we need to get a search warrant for Leo Johnson's house." "No need." "Leo was shot in his own living room." "Deputy Brennan found him." "You're not going anywhere." "Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary." "Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed." "I'm standing just in front of where a massive log storage area of the Packard Saw Mill burned to the ground." "Under what fire department investigators are calling mysterious circumstances." "Bobby." "Bobby." "This is totally against my recommendations." "Alright doc, dually noted." "You've got two busted ribs." "Your cartilage is a mess." "Who knows what else is wrong." "What's that?" "Jacques Renault." "Is that bag smiling?" "Smiling?" "What's there to smile about." "Do you miss Beth?" " What?" " Have you been missing your mom?" " Aunt Sarah?" " Yeah." "I had the strangest dream last night." "About what?" "The rug ... right here." "Right from this angle where I'm sitting." "Was Laura in it?" "Leland?" "Morning dears." "Oh Leland." "Uncle Leland's hair turned white?" "Oh Leland, come back here." "Okay, agenda." "One, I want a location on Catherine." "Keep our distance, just make sure she's ready to take the fall." "Two, I want a complete medical on Leo Johnson and his prospects for recovery and a satisfactory explanation from Hank Jennings why Leo isn't being measured for a plot in Ghostwood Memorial Park." "Well begun he's half done." "I'm back." "Back and ready." "But the bullet came from outside." "How do you figure?" "Sheriff, a picture is forming." "Big axe on the couch." "These same geese were flying that evening." "Leo was trying to turn someone into kindling." "That person hit the TV, moved it." "You can see the depression in the carpet." "Shelly?" "Shelly Johnson's about 99 pounds soaking wet." "This is a big TV." "Leo advanced, axe raised." "Then what happened?" "Bullet came through the window." "Knocked Leo back onto the couch." "You think Shelly pulled the trigger?" "Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly, for a moment." "We won't know about Shelly until we find out what time she got to the mill." "Surprise..." "Surprise ..." "Fleshworld." "What issue is this?" "Still no cocaine ..." "here or in the truck." "But I found this in the truck." "Leo's duster." " Reaks of gasoline." " The mill." "Good work Hawk." "Harry, do you know who it is!" "Harry!" "What's that?" "Its Andy." "He seems pretty upset about something." "Harry, its Agent Rosenflower!" "Andy, are you alright?" "Andy are you alright?" "And its another great moment in law enforcement history." "Hey Albert, looks like you were more right then you know!" "Looks like a new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine." "Andy... good work." "Hot damn that pie is good!" "Here's Laura's glasses that you wanted." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Donna, do you see these glasses that I'm wearing?" "Yeah." "I hate them." "I'm never wearing these again." "Okay." "Is it true about James?" "He spent the night in jail." "Do you think its because of what we did?" "Look, we don't know if we did anything." "My dad said Jacoby got sick because he was attacked." "All we did was send him a tape." "Maybe he wouldn't have been attacked if we hadn't." "Maybe, maybe the sun won't come up tomorrow if you wash your hair." "Think like that and you're going to go crazy." "What's done is done." "The only way this won't come back to haunt us is if we keep quiet about what happened last night." "I can assure you James is doing the same thing." " Get the picture." " Loud and clear." "Uncle Leland's hair ... turned white." " Really?" " White as a sheet." "Weird." "Donna, I have something for you." "Came here to the Double R yesterday." "Thanks Norma." " God." " What is it?" "Look into the meals on wheels." "How simple can I make it Cooper." "FBI agent gets shot, FBI agent investigates." "I'm in proximity working the Seattle lab." "I'm familiar with the underlying case." " Does that hurt?" " Yes." "Albert the point is you're not going to win any local popularity contests." "No, the point is Gordon Cole ordered me back here." "Breathe." "Again." "Okay." "You were shot by a right handed person, five foot six to five foot ten inches tall at a distances of less then three feet." "I'll have ballistics later this afternoon." " You're still blank on the other details?" " Yes." "What was your vest doing riding up like that?" "Wood tick." "Meanwhile one of your principle suspects is killed in his hospital bed and the other is shot in his living room." "You tell me, vigilantly justice or just clean country living?" "Albert, where does this attitude of general unpleasantness come from?" "I'll have to get back to you on that." "Well if you don't want two black eyes on a regular basis" "I suggest you make some kind of peace with rural life." "Great." "After the square dance maybe we can all take a hayride." "Come in." "Andy, how's the nose?" "Not a mark on it, only blood squirted out." "Where do they keep his water dish?" "Albert." "Agent Cooper, guess what, I have the answer to the riddle that you told me this morning." "I called Hungry Horse Montana." "The word locked," "Leo Johnson was locked in a jail in Hungry Horse Montana." "When Andy?" "February nine, 1988." "Teresa Banks." "Looks like Leo has an alibi for the night Teresa Banks was murdered." " Good work Andy." " Yeah, woof." "Uhh excuse me." "Is Sheriff Truman here?" "He is but he's busy at the moment." "May I help you?" "I'm afraid I don't have an appointment." "The sheriff asked me to stop by ... at my convenience." "This was the first convenient moment." "May I ask what this is regarding?" "Uh ..." "I'm here to sell him some shoes." "Shoes?" "Uh-oh here comes mom with milk and cookies." "Later Lawrence." "Bye-bye." "You got this tape from Dr. Jacoby's office?" " Yeah." " That's breaking and entering James." "The door was open." "How did you know Jacoby wouldn't be there?" "I knocked, nobody answered." " You were alone?" " Yeah." "Okay, I know you were trying to help but there's some people that might not see it that way." "Especially with three ounces of cocaine in your gas tank." "You know I didn't put that there." "I think it was probably Mike and Bobby." "Yeah." "Harry, Laura talks on her tape about a mystery man." "A red corvette, Leo Johnson." "I think it was somebody else." "Not Jacques Renault either." "Why do you say that?" "I never put it together until I heard the tape." "Where she says this guy can really light my fire." "Well I remember this one night, when we first started seeing each other, she was still doing drugs then." "Well we were in the woods and she started saying this scary poem over and over about fire." "And then she said." "Would you like to play with fire little boy." "Would you like to play with Bob." "Would you like to play with Bob." "What did she mean by that?" "I don't know." "Laura said a lot of nutty stuff." "Half the time it just went right by you." "This stuck though." "James, I'll get right to the point." "I know you have the other half of Laura Palmer's necklace." "I want it." "Give it to me." "How?" "Well this was in Jacoby's office." " It was in a coconut." " A coconut?" "Hawk take James back to his cell." "Jacoby?" "How did you know he had the necklace?" "Laura and James were in love." "I figured he had to have the other half of the necklace but if he had the other half of the necklace he would have given it to us to help with the case." "Then it dawned on me." "Something or someone frightened him off." "He had to have it so I asked him for it." "Jacoby?" "didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all." "Sometimes you just get lucky." "Donna?" "Hi Lucy." "I'm here to see James." "How ya' doing?" "Did you tell them anything?" "They haven't asked me anything." "When did you start smoking?" "I smoke every once in a while." "Helps me relieve tension." "When did you get so tense?" "When I started smoking." "Did you tell them anything?" "I didn't tell them about you or Mady." "Do they think Leo killed Laura?" "I don't know what they think." "How is Mady?" "She's fine." "She hasn't said anything either." "So don't you want to kiss me?" " What's wrong?" " Nothin's wrong." "Or is it just not okay for me to want you." "Get out soon James." "Lucy." "Andy." "In these boxes is every edition of Fleshworld published for the past 3 years." "This is a picture of Teresa Banks." "First victim of our killer who was found murdered a year ago in the Southern part of the state." "Now Laura and Ronette's photographs appeared in ads in the magazines ..." "You want us ..." "to look for a picture of Teresa Banks." "Andy, you're way ahead of me." "Lucy, Sheriff Truman and I will be at the hospital." "Behave yourselves." "Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld." "Good work." "Its nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from a company that preys on human weaknesses." "Lucy, I sure - sure feel uncomfortable being in this situation with you." "Why?" "We're both professionals." "Is he on something?" "Only what you prescribed." "I think he did take a little bit of his food." "My god could that be it." "Agent Cooper, why don't you tell the psychiatrist about your broken ribs and torn cartilage." "Well well well." "What happened to you?" "I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo-jumbo." "I want you to tell us how you came into possession of this or I am going to have to place you under arrest for obstruction of justice." "Look I ..." "I told you the ... the night after Laura died I followed a man in a red corvette." "Leo Johnson." "Correct." "Leo alluded me somewhere ..." "near the old saw mill road." "As I ... sat there, cursing my ..." "my lack of horsepower, a motorcycle drove by." "Followed by a police cruiser." "But you lost them." "They went into the woods." "I saw them, I" " I followed them in there on foot." "James and Donna." "Yes, they ... they spoke intently for a while but I couldn't hear what they were saying." "I remember it was ..." "it was a cold night in the woods." "Finally, they ... they buried something in the ground under a rock." "Ill advisedly perhaps, I took it as a keepsake." "It was her you see." "The necklace, a divided heart." "Laura was ... was in fact, well she was living a double life." "Two people." "Yeah but then ... then when I ..." "when I saw her ... that last time she," "I don't know, she seemed to have reached a kind of ... peace with herself." "Now I believe that ... what she had in fact arrived at ... was a decision to end her life." "Are you saying Laura ... wanted to die?" "Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide." "No, no ... but maybe she allowed herself to be killed." "One more thing." "You were in intensive care last night when Jacques Renault was killed." "Yeah - yes but I mean come on fellas." "I was heavily sedated." "Did you see anything?" "Hear anything?" "I" " I remember hearing a fire alarm go off but ... its uh" "... its all like a ..." "like a dream." "There was a smell." "Yeah, there was a peculiar smell." "Its usual in case of strangulation for the victim to void his bowels." "No." "No that wasn't it." "This ... this was a smell like ..." "like oil scorched engine oil." "Hey sleeping beauty." "Bobby!" "What ya' doing here?" "What if someone sees you." "I don't care." "I do not care any more." "Leo's in the hospital." "Somebody shot him." "Yeah I know." "I mean I heard he is." "There's cops outside his room." "Really?" "I heard their going to bust him." "He must of got caught doing something, poor bastard." "What happened to you?" "Bobby, I was so afraid." "Leo tried to kill me." "He knows about us." "He took me up to the mill." "He tied me up and started the fire." "Bobby, he told me he was going to kill you." "Fat chance." "I won't let him hurt us any more." " Are you alright?" " Doctors seem to think so." "You know Shelly, hospitals are dangerous places." "First of all, they're crawling with sick people." "And second of all, that food can kill you." "So if you want to get out of here, pronto." "You're going to have to let Bobby be your doctor." "So lets just have a look here Miss Shelly." "Oh we seem to be coming along splendidly." "Deep breath." "I'd say you're on your way to a complete recovery." "You better go." "You're my girl." "I love you." "I guess ..." "I love you too." "Yeah, I guess I love you too." " Bobby Briggs." " What's he doing here?" "He doesn't look sick." "Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work ... its just a real treat for me." "Ed?" "How you doin'?" "I heard you stopped a couple." "Uh, I'm okay." "How's Nadine?" "Well, she's in a coma." "They say there's nothing we can do." " She has to want to come back." " How ya' holding up?" "Well, all I can do is sit here." "Thinking about the things I should have said or done." "Ed, don't be too hard on yourself." "I never believed in fate Agent Cooper." "I always felt; you make your own way, you take care of your own, you pick up after yourself." "Farmer's Almanac?" "Albert, I would like to speak to Ed." "Albert I'll buy you a cup'a coffee." "I saw this coming." "I didn't want to believe it." "What's worse is I'm sitting here thinking that maybe that there's a part of me that ... didn't want to stop her." "And that's a full load." "When did you get married Ed?" "Right out of high school." "Norma and I had been together about four years." "Everybody figured we get hitched." "That be that." "I barely knew Nadine to say hello to." "That spring, one bad weekend, Norma ran off with Hank." "I was so twisted up inside I couldn't see straight." "When I opened my eyes there was Nadine right in front of me." "There was something so sweet, so helpless about her." "We drove all night." "Ended up in some little town in Montana, out past Great Falls, and I asked her to marry me; half joking', half drunk, half crazy." "It was light before we found the justice of the peace." "Norma, well she hadn't even slept with Hank." "The look on her face when she found out." "Nadine and I, we went up to my dad's old cabin up in Eagle Pass." "Honeymoon." "I was hoping maybe we'd get to talking about a divorce, annulment, something." "But Nadine was so happy." "and you know by golly ..." "I shot out Nadine's eye on that honeymoon." "What do you mean Ed?" "Well the first day we were hunting pheasant." "Nadine's a crack shot and we already had a couple of birds." "And I felt good shooting." "Listening to the sound echoing, roll down those hills." "I fired and ... a piece of buckshot skipped off a rock and caught Nadine square in the eye." "Man, that's a tough one." "She laid across my lap as we drove back to town." "She never cried." "She never blamed me." "She never hated me for it." "Couple of months later Norma married Hank." "So I don't believe in fate." "You make your bed, you sleep in it." "Sorry." "Ed, someone here to see you." "A man in a smiling bag." "Take James right back to the station when you're done here." " Poor Ed." "Poor Nadine." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Albert why don't you take this opportunity to check in at the Great Northern." "Nurse, I really mean it, you better speak to that kitchen." "Harry, when Albert finishes up at the Great Northern we'll meet back at the station." "I'm ready to lay the whole thing out." " Rocks and bottles?" " Chalk and blackboard will be just fine." " Jelly donuts?" " Harry, that goes without saying." "I'll come back later and I'll bring you some soup." "The food in these places will kill you quicker then most diseases." "So I hear." "Now you know I have a sweet tooth too." "I've got a chocolate-peanut butter pie." "Norma I'm serious." "Bring the whole pie." "I may bring you two." "Okay." "You better sleep." " Bye." " Bye." "Son." "Dad." "Would you ..." "care to join me?" "Okay." "How was school today?" "School?" "Fine." "That's good." " How was work?" " Work?" "Work was good." " Dad?" " Yes son." "What is it that you do, exactly?" "That's classified." "Bobby, would you care for a piece of pie?" "The huckleberries are particularly delicious today." "Particularly fresh and delicious." "No thanks." "Bobby, may I share something with you?" "Okay." "A vision I ... had in my sleep last night." "As distinguished from a dream which is mere ... sorting and cataloging of the day's events by the subconscious." "This was a vision." "As clear as a mountain stream." "The mind revealing itself to itself." "In my vision I was on a veranda of a ... vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion." "There seemed to emanate from it ..." "a light from within this ... gleaming, radiant marble." "I'd known this place." "I in fact had been born and raised there." "This was my first return." "A reunion with the ..." "deepest well springs of my being." "Wandering about I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained." "There'd been added a number of additional rooms but ... in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction one would never detect any difference." "Returning to the house's grand foyer, came a knock on the door." "My son was standing there." "He was happy and care free." "Clearly living a life of ... deep harmony and joy." "We embraced." "Warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld." "We were, in this moment, one." "My vision ended and I awoke with a ... tremendous feeling of ..." "optimism and confidence in ... you and your future." "That was my vision of you." "Really?" "I'm so .. glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you." "I wish you nothing but ..." "the very best in all things." " Thank you, dad." " See you later." "Call." "Okay." "Major?" "How was the pie?" "Exceptional, as always." " How's Shelly?" " I can't talk right now." "Well how she'd like the flowers!" "The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appeared she made two appointments." "In her diary she had written, 'nervous about meeting 'J' tonight.'" "I now believe this was a reference to James Hurley." "She was nervous because she planned to tell him she didn't want to see him any more." "Before she snuck out of the house she received a phone call." "We believe it was Leo Johnson making the second appointment for sometime later that night." "Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when at the intersection of Sparkwood and 21 she jumped from the bike and ran into the woods." "We believe it was there that she met up with Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski." "Together they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques's cabin." "They climbed the trail." "They were heard passing by the cabin of the Log Lady." "They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately 1 am." "Drugs and alcohol were consumed." "Laura was tied up and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques." "Waldo the bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura." "Leo and Jacques fought." "Jacques went outside and passed out." "When he came to, Leo and the girls were gone." "We believe Leo hiked back down the trail to his corvette alone, leaving the girls behind." "The reason being ... there was a third man." "Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window of Jacques's cabin." "The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car where they were tied up." "Laura for the second time, Ronette for the first." "Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her unconscious." "He must have been so intent on killing Laura he didn't realize that Ronette regained conscious and escaped." "Either he didn't know or he didn't care." "He made a small mound of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top." "He then placed a small cutout letter 'R' under the nail of her left ring finger." "You'll recall that he placed the letter 'T' under the finger nail of Teresa Banks." "He uh ..." "left a note written in blood, 'fire walk with me.'" "Here's the interesting thing." "The blood on the note was tested." "It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques's, Laura's or Ronette's." "So, we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood." "Its a rare type, AB" "The towel that Deputy Hawk found five miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type." "He also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper." "These scraps may have been left by the killer." "They'll be sent back to Washington D.C. for testing." "I know Andy." "I know, I know, I know." "Its what we call a three hankie crime." "Albert Rozerfeld, I don't like the way you talk smart about Sheriff Truman or anybody!" "You just shut your mouth!" "Laura Palmer's dead." "Jacques Renault is dead." "Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas." "Waldo the bird is dead." "This leaves only the third man." "You want this door closed?" "Oh yeah - yeah." "We'll frost our rooms." " Oh, I sure do appreciate the ride Harry." "Oh." " Well, I always appreciate your company." "Oh, this smoke inhalation ... is nasty business." "I feel like ... somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus." "Take 'er easy." "So where the hell is Josie?" "Oh, well maybe this will tell us." "Dear Pete." "I had to leave the town on an emergency of business to Seattle." "will phone you when I arrive." "Hope you did a good day at the mill." "There is ginger beer in the refrig." "Love Josie." "There ya' go." " Is there a phone number there?" " No." "Does she say where she's staying?" "No no, she goes off to Seattle once every three months or so." "You want my opinion, I think she goes over there to indulge a secret vice." " What's that?" " Shopping." "Comes back with half a department store." "Pete, we haven't found Catherine." "Yeah." "I figured." "I know you want to hope for the best but ... you ought to prepare for the worst." "Oh dear." "I always figured I'd be the one to go first." "I mean if you was laying odds on the last person standing after an atomic war" "I'd bet on her." "Yeah, she was a tiger alright." "Ahh no use mincing words, she was plain hell to live with." "Plain hell." "But once, there was a little bit of heaven there too." "Oh I'm sure there was." "Oh god." "This will take a little while to sink in I suppose." "I suppose it will." "God help her miserable soul." "I loved her." "Blue Pine Lodge." " Could I speak to Josie Packard please?" " Well she's not here right now." "Can you tell me when she'll be back?" "Well she's out of town." "Who's calling?" "I'd like to place international call please." "Collect to Hong Kong." "Doesn't that, doesn't that sound?" "I mean I ate it but I didn't really know what it was." "Then I read about it in this French magazine and they take the entire head and dip it in a kind of aplomage pudding." "Then they roll it in oats." "And stuff it full of walnuts and hot rocks and a spice cookie." " Mr. Horne, Mr. Horne." " They wrap it in popingnon." " Mr. Horne, Mr. Horne" " You seal the edges with a - a sugar glaze." "Then you bake it under glass." " Oh, that sounds incredible." " It is ... to die for." " Have you seen Audrey today?" " No, I haven't." " Hank Jennings." " Jerry and Benjamin Horne." "Where's Josie?" " She left last night." " Prearranged?" "She wanted to put a little distance between her and the smell of smoke." "Sound strategy." "Next business, Leo Johnson?" "He's in a coma." "Looks like brain damage." "With Leo how could they tell?" "Why isn't he dead?" "I caught him center shot with a .44." "Couldn't risk going inside." "The neighborhood was hot." "I had to sneak past patrols as it was." " Anybody see you?" " Negative." "He was chopping wood." " Chopping wood?" "Inside?" " Yeah you know Leo." " Wait a minute." "Chopping wood inside?" "!" " Yeah you know Leo." "Alright, what's next?" "Catherine." "Dead?" "My phone call put her in the drying shed when the place went up." "Sounds like buried with the wreckage." "Heat like that, they'll be lucky to find teeth." "And they were such pretty teeth." "Marvelous." "Marvelous." "Gentlemen, if they don't hang the arson on the late lamented Catherine ... and her coconspirator Leo." "I'll give up sex." "That's confidence." "What do we do with the ledger?" "Hank, you leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne." "You're a bicep." "Relax until we say flex." "Now that really makes me mad." "Ha - ha - ha." "You guys." "Ha - ha - ha - ha - ha." "Come in." "Why is the door to my room locked?" "And who's the refrigerator?" "The owner was a little disappointed in your performance last night." "Well the owner isn't exactly my type." " And what is your type exactly?" " Not you." "No offense." "Let's get one thing straight between us princess." "Okay." "I don't want to hear another complaint about you." "When you work for me, everybody's your type." "Norma?" "Salut, Hi, its Donna." "I'm calling about Meals on Wheels." "I'm going to take over Laura's route if that's okay with you." "Okay, great." "Listen, can I use the Double R station wagon?" "Alright, great." "Then I'll see you tomorrow at nine." "Gersten's going to tell us about tonight's proceedings." "She has some very good news." "We're all very proud of her." "Good evening." "I'm Gersten Hayward and I would like to welcome you all to the Hayward supper club." "I'm going to be playing various selections of music for you this evening." "My good news is that I was chosen to be the fairy princess in my school play." "This is my special dress." "Also I got the highest scores this midseason term." "Just as my sisters Harriet and Donna did before me." "So now I don't have to worry about being ashamed anymore." "Before I play, Harriet would like to read a poem about your daughter and our friend Laura." "Uhm." "It was Laura and I saw her glowing." "In the dark woods I saw her smiling." "We were crying and I saw her laughing." "In our sadness I saw her dancing." "It was Laura living in my dreams." "It was Laura." "The glow was life." "Her smile was to say it was alright to cry." "The woods was our sadness." "The dance was her calling." "It was Laura and she came to kiss me goodbye." "That was wonderful thank you." " Gersten." " I'm now about to play Mendelhson's ..." "I've got the list and map for Meals on Wheels." "I'm going to start tomorrow." "Aces." "Long day Will." "I feel like I've sat through back to back operas." "In med school we learned to live on three hours a night and cat naps." "Its terrible about the mill." "Yeah." "They say more then a hundred and fifty jobs may be lost." "Awful just awful." "I uh suppose this uh will open the door for Ben Horne and his uh big development plans." "Well as his lawyer, and yours, of course I can't comment." "Well as your doctor Leland, what the hell happened to your hair?" "It is strange isn't it." "Well I just uh ..." "I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and there it was." "It had literally changed overnight." "Well considering all you've been through." "You know the funny thing about it is ... seeing it, I realized I had ... turned a corner somehow." "I feel a great deal of sadness still, yes, but uh ..." "it wasn't as overwhelming to me." "I physically felt as if ..." "a great wave had been lifted from my heart." "Perhaps it has." "Perhaps it has, perhaps it has." "God I feel like singing." " That would be very nice." " No I really feel like singing a song." "Come on everybody ... get happy." " Get happy." " Get happy?" "Donna get my bag." "Leland?" " Dad is he okay?" " I'm sure its nothing serious." "Oh god." "I feel happy." "I feel happy." "Begin the Beguine" "Diane its ... 11:55 pm." "Approximately nineteen hours since the shooting incident which nearly caused me to make a premature purchase of the proverbial farm." "I am dog tired." "A man can only go so long without submitting to a period of rest." "For as we know from experiments conducted on American GI's during the Korean war;" "sleep deprivation is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis." "And I'm working on a three day jag." "I got so goofy last night Diane, lying here wondering whether I was going to live or die, that I thought I saw a giant in my room." "Or perhaps that's a story that I'll save for another time." "This is me, Dale." "Room 315 at the Great Northern Hotel signing off." "Special Agent." "Special Agent." "Special Agent." "Special Agent are you there?" "I left you a note." "Didn't you get my note?" "I slipped it under your door you must have seen it." "I'm up here at One-Eyed Jacks." "To be perfectly honest I think I'm in a little over my head." "Not that I can't handle it." "I mean I'm going to help you out with your investigations." "I'm sure I'll be put into situations a lot more dangerous then this on a fairly regular basis." "But its just ..." "you know, my first time out." "I could use a little expert guidance." "Just so you know, there is a connection between Horne's Department Store and One-Eyed Jacks." "Its my father, he owns the place." "But a bald old sleaze named Battis helps to recruit some of the girls from the perfume counter." "Tomorrow I'm going to try to find out if Laura and Ronette came up here." "I hope you won't think any less of me for trying to help you." "You know I promised I'd only did it with the best of intentions." "Then if there's any way ... if there's any way in the world that you can hear my right now." "Please help me." "Help me." "Sorry to wake you." "I am not dreaming." "I forgot to tell you something." "You were right about the smiling bag." "The things I tell you will not be wrong." "Better to listen than to talk." "I believe you." "Don't search for all the answers at once." "A path is formed by laying one stone at a time." "One person saw the third man." "Three have seen him, yes, but not his body." "One only known to you." "Ready now to talk." "One more thing." "You forgot something." "What?"

"Cinderella" "You're as lovely as your name" "Cinderella" "You're a sunset in a frame" "Though you're dressed in rags" "You wear an air of queenly grace" "Anyone can see" "A throne would be your proper place" "Cinderella" "If you give your heart a chance" "It will lead you" "To the kingdom of romance" "There you'll see your dreams unfold" "Cinderella" "In the sweetest story" "Ever told" "Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a tiny kingdom," "peaceful, prosperous, and rich in romance and tradition." "Here, in a stately chateau, there lived a widowed gentleman and his little daughter, Cinderella." "Although he was a kind and devoted father, and gave his beloved child every luxury and comfort, still, he felt she needed a mother's care." "And so, he married again, choosing for his second wife a woman of good family, with two daughters just Cinderella's age, by name, Anastasia and Drizella." "It was upon the untimely death of this good man, however, that the stepmother's true nature was revealed." "Cold, cruel, and bitterly jealous of Cinderella's charm and beauty, she was grimly determined to forward the interests of her own two awkward daughters." "Thus, as time went by, the chateau fell into disrepair." "For the family fortunes were squandered upon the vain and selfish stepsisters, while Cinderella was abused, humiliated, and finally forced to become a servant in her own house." "And yet, through it all," "Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind." "For with each dawn, she found new hope that someday her dreams of happiness would come true." "Well, it serves you right, spoiling people's best dreams." "Yes, I know it's a lovely morning, but it was a lovely dream, too." "What kind of a dream?" "Can't tell." "'Cause if you tell a wish, it won't come true." "And, after all..." "A dream is a wish" "Your heart makes" "When you're fast asleep" "In dreams you will lose" "Your heartaches" "Whatever you wish for" "You keep" "Have faith" "In your dreams and someday" "Your rainbow will come smiling through" "No matter how your heart is grieving" "If you keep on believing" "The dream that you wish" "Will come true" "Oh, that clock." "Old killjoy." "I hear you. "Come on, get up," you say." "Time to start another day." "Even he orders me around." "Well, there's one thing." "They can't order me to stop dreaming." "And perhaps someday..." "The dreams that I wish" "Will come true" "No matter how your heart is grieving" "If you keep on believing" "The dream that you wish" "Will come true" " Look what I found." " Over there, Cinderella." "Wait a minute." "One at a time, please." "Now, Jaq, what's all the fuss about?" "New mouse in the house." "Brand-new." "Never saw it before." " Visitor." "Visitor!" " Oh, a visitor." "Well, she'll need a dress..." " No, no, no." " It's not a she, it's a he." " He, he." " Oh, that does make a difference." " He'll need a jacket and shoes..." " Gotta get him out!" " It's in a rat trap." " Where?" "In a trap?" "Why didn't you say so?" "Now, now, calm down, everybody." "Oh, the poor little thing's scared to death." "Jaq, maybe you better explain things to him." "Zuk, zuk, Cinderelly." "Now, now." "Look, little guy." "Take it easy." "Nothin' to worry about." "We like you." "Cinderelly likes you, too." "She's nice, very nice." "That's better." "Come on, now." "Zuk, zuk." "Zuk, zuk." "Well, that's better." "Well, let's just slip it on for size." "It is a little snug." "But it'll have to do." "Now, for a name." "I've got one." "Octavius." "But for short, we'll call you Gus." "Like it, Gus?" "Like it?" "Like it?" "Gus-Gus." "I've got to hurry." "See he keeps out of trouble, Jaq." "And don't forget to warn him about the cat." "Zuk, zuk." "Look, did you ever see a cat?" "Cat, cat?" "Cat, cat." "Lucifer." "That's him." "Meany, sneaky." "Jump at you." "Bite at you." "Big, big." "Big as a house." "Zuk, zuk, Lucify?" "Lucify, zuk, zuk." "Here, kitty, kitty." "Come, kitty." "Come on." "Lucifer!" "Come here!" "I'm sorry if Your Highness objects to an early breakfast." "It's certainly not my idea to feed you first." "It's orders." "Come on." "Lucify." "Is that Lucify?" "Zuk, Lucify." "That's him." "Gus-Gus take the Lucify and look at!" "No, Gus-Gus, no." "Now, listen here." "Lucify not funny." "Lucify mean." "Bruno." "Bruno!" "Dreaming again." "Chasing Lucifer?" "Catch him this time?" "That's bad." "Suppose they heard you upstairs." "You know the orders." "So if you don't want to lose that nice, warm bed, you'd better get rid of those dreams." "Know how?" "Just learn to like cats." "No, I mean it." "Lucifer has his good points, too." "For one thing, he..." "Well, sometimes he..." "There must be something good about him." "Bruno!" "Oh, Bruno." "Come on, now." "Outside." "I know it isn't easy, but at least we should try to get along together." "And that includes you, Your Majesty." "Breakfast time." "Everybody up." "Hurry, hurry." "Come on, everybody, breakfast, breakfast." "Come on, let's eat breakfast." "Breakfast?" "Breakfast!" "Lucify." "How're we gonna get out?" "Let's see." "Listen, ibby-dibby." "Got an idea." "Now, somebody's got to sneak out, get Lucify to chase him, run over to the corner and keep Lucify there." "Then we all run out." "Zuk." "Yuk, yuk." "Out." "Now we choose the one to do it." "Ibby-dibby hop." " Hop." " Hop." " Ready, hop." " Hop." "Hop." " Now..." " Hop, hop, hop." "Hop." "Oh, there you are." "I was wondering." "All right." "Breakfast is served." "Take it easy, cluck-cluck." "Let go!" "Let go, now." "Stop that." "Go on, shoo, shoo." "Shoo, shoo, shoo!" "Poor little Gus." "Here." "Help yourself." "Where's Gus-Gus?" "Well, guess he got away." "Cinderella!" "All right, all right." "I'm coming." "Oh, my goodness." "Morning, noon, and night." "Cinderella!" "Coming, coming." " Cinderella!" " I'm coming." " Cinderella!" " In a minute." "Cinderella!" "Good morning, Drizella." "Sleep well?" "As if you care." "Take that ironing and have it back in an hour." "One hour, you hear?" "Yes, Drizella." "Good morning, Anastasia." "Well, it's about time." "Don't forget the mending." "Don't be all day getting it done, either." "Yes, Anastasia." "Well, come in, child, come in." "Good morning, Stepmother." "Pick up the laundry and get on with your duties." "Yes, Stepmother." "Oh, Mother." "Oh, Mother!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "You did it." "You did it on purpose." "Mother!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Now what did you do?" "She put it there." "A big, ugly mouse, under my teacup." "All right, Lucifer." "What did you do with him?" "Oh, you're not fooling anybody." "We'll just see about this." "Come on." "Let him go." "Now the other one." "Come on!" "Oh, poor little Gus." "Oh, Lucifer, won't you ever learn?" "Cinderella!" "Yes, Stepmother." "Are you gonna get it." "Close the door, Cinderella." "Come here." " You don't think that I..." " Hold your tongue." "Now, it seems we have time on our hands." " But I was only trying to..." " Silence!" "Time for vicious practical jokes." "Perhaps we can put it to better use." "Now, let me see..." "There's the large carpet in the main hall." "Clean it!" "And the windows, upstairs and down." "Wash them!" "Oh, yes." "And the tapestries and the draperies." " But I just finished..." " Do them again!" "And don't forget the garden." "Scrub the terrace." "Sweep the halls and the stairs." "Clean the chimneys." "And, of course, there's the mending and the sewing and the laundry." "Oh, yes." "And one more thing." "See that Lucifer gets his bath." "My son has been avoiding his responsibilities long enough." "It's high time he married and settled down." "Of course, Your Majesty." "But we must be patient." "I am patient!" "But I'm not getting any younger, you know." "I want to see my grandchildren before I go." " I understand, Sire." " No." "No, you don't know what it means to see your only child grow farther, farther, and farther away from you." "I'm..." "I'm lonely in this desolate old palace." "I..." "I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet again." "Now, now, Your Majesty." " Perhaps if we just let him alone..." " Let him alone?" "With his silly romantic ideas?" "But, Sire, in matters of love..." "Love." "Just a boy meeting a girl under the right conditions." "So, we're arranging the conditions." "But, Your Majesty, if the Prince should suspect." "Suspect!" "Look, the boy's coming home today, isn't he?" "Yes, Sire." "Well, what could be more natural than a ball to celebrate his return?" "Nothing, Sire." "If all the eligible maidens in my kingdom just happened to be there, why, he's bound to show interest in one of them, isn't he?" "Isn't he?" "Yes, Sire." "The moment he does..." "Soft lights." "Romantic music." "All the trimmings!" "It can't possibly fail." "Can it?" "Yes, Sire." "No, Sire!" "Very well, Sire." "I shall arrange the ball for..." " Tonight." " Tonight?" "Tonight!" " Oh, but, Sire..." " Tonight!" "And see that every eligible maid is there." "Understand?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "The pear-shaped toad" "Sing, sweet nightingale" "High" "Above me" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Sing, sweet nightingale" "High" "Above" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Sing, sweet nightingale" "High" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Sing, sweet" "Nightingale" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Sing, sweet" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Sing" "Oh, sing, sweet nightingale" "Oh, sing, sweet" "Oh" "Sing" "Lucifer!" "You mean old thing." "I'm just going to have to teach you a lesson." "Open in the name of the King." "An urgent message from His Imperial Majesty." " Thank you." " From the King!" "What's it say, Cinderelly?" "What's it say, huh?" "I don't know." "He said it's urgent." "Maybe I should interrupt the music lesson." "Sing, sweet nightingale" "High" "You clumsy!" "You did it on purpose." " It's her fault." " Girls, girls." "Remember, above all, self-control." "Yes!" "Cinderella!" "I've warned you never to interrupt..." " This just arrived from the palace." " From the palace!" " Give it here." " Let me have it." "I'll read it." "Well, there's to be a ball." " A ball!" " In honour of His Highness, the Prince." "Oh, the Prince!" "And, by royal command, every eligible maiden is to attend." " Why, that's us!" " And I'm so eligible." "That means I can go, too." "Her, dancing with the Prince." "I'd be honoured, Your Highness." "Would you mind holding my broom?" "Well, why not?" "After all, I'm still a member of the family." "And it says, "By royal command," ""every eligible maiden is to attend."" "Yes, so it does." "Well, I see no reason why you can't go." "If you get all your work done." "Oh, I will." "I promise." "And if you can find something suitable to wear." "I'm sure I can." "Oh, thank you, Stepmother." "Mother, do you realise what you just said?" "Of course." "I said "if."" "Oh. "lf."" "Isn't it lovely?" " It was my mother's." " It's pretty, but it looks old." "Well, maybe it is old-fashioned, but I'll fix that." " How do you do it?" " Wait a minute." "There ought to be some good ideas in here." "This one." "Oh, very nice." "Nice." " Like it." " It'll be easy." "I'll have to shorten the sleeves, I'll need a sash," " a ruffle, something for a collar..." " Cinderella!" "Oh, now what do they want?" "Cinderella!" "Oh, well." "I guess my dress will just have to wait." "Cinderella!" "All right, all right." "I'm coming." "Poor Cinderelly." "Every time she finds a minute, that's the time when they begin it." "Cinderelly, Cinderelly." "Cinderella!" "Cinderelly, Cinderelly Night and day it's Cinderelly" "Make the fire Fix the breakfast" "Wash the dishes Do the moppin'" "And the sweeping' and the dustin'" "They always keep her hoppin'" "She'd go around in circles" "Till she's very, very dizzy" " Still they holler" " Keep her busy, Cinderelly" "Yeah." "Keep her busy." "You know what?" " Cinderelly won't go to the ball." " What?" " Not go?" " What did you say?" "You'll see." "They'll fix her." "Work, work, work." "She'll never get her dress done." "Poor Cinderelly." "Hey!" "We can do it!" "We can do it We can do it" "We can help our Cinderelly We can make the dress so pretty" "There's nothing to it, really" "We'll tie a sash around it Put a ribbon through it" "When dancing at the ball she'll be more beautiful than all" "In the lovely dress we make for Cinderelly" "Hurry, hurry, hurry" "Gonna help our Cinderelly" "Got no time to dilly-dally" "We got to get it goin'" "I'll cut it with the scissors." "And I can do the sewing." "Leave the sewing to the women." "You go get some trimming'." "And we'll make a lovely dress for Cinderelly, whoo" "We'll make a lovely dress for Cinderelly" "Follow me, Gus-Gus." "I know where to go." "It's gonna be pretty, this dress." "Cinderelly will be surprised." "Surprised, surprised." "Very surprised." "And this, too, my slippers." "Don't forget..." " Take my dress." " Here, mend the buttonholes." " Press my skirt and mind the ruffle." " Cinderella?" " Yes?" " When you're through, and before you begin your regular chores," "I have a few little things." "Very well." "I don't see why everyone else has nice things to wear, and I always end up in these old rags." "This sash!" "I wouldn't be seen dead in it." "You should talk." "These beads!" "I am sick of looking at them." " Trash." " Oh, I hate this." "Come on and be careful." "Yes, yes, yes." "Real careful." "We can use that, Gus-Gus." "Pretty, pretty." "Look out." "Lucify!" "Beads!" "Very pretty beads!" "A dream is a wish your heart makes" "When you're fast asleep" "In dreams you will lose your heartaches" "Whatever you wish for You keep" "No matter how your heart is grieving" "If you keep on believing" "The dream that you wish will come true" "Okay." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." "Whatever you wish for you keep" "All right." "Heave, ho." "Heave, ho." "Heave, ho." "The dream that you wish will come true" "Will come true" " Yes?" " The carriage is here." "Why, Cinderella," " you're not ready, child." " I'm not going." "Not going?" "Oh, what a shame." "But, of course, there will be other times." "Yes." "Good night." "Oh, well." "What's a royal ball?" "After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and boring, and completely..." "Completely wonderful." " It's my..." " Surprise!" " Surprise!" " Surprise!" " Happy birthday!" " No, no, no, no!" "Well, I never dreamed it." "It's such a surprise." "Oh, how can I ever..." "Oh, thank you so much." "Remember, when you're presented to His Highness," " be sure..." " Wait!" "Please, wait for me." "Isn't it lovely?" "Do you like it?" "Do you think it will do?" " Cinderella!" " Mother, she can't." " Oh, no." " You can't!" "Girls, please." "After all, we did make a bargain." "Didn't we, Cinderella?" "And I never go back on my word." "How very clever." "These beads, they give it just the right touch." "Don't you think so, Drizella?" "No, I don't." "I think she's..." "Why, you little thief!" "They're my beads." "Give them here." "Oh, no." "And look, that's my sash." "She's wearing my sash." " Mine!" " Oh, please." "Please, no." "Thief!" "Girls, girls." "That's quite enough." "Hurry along now, both of you." "I won't have you upsetting yourselves." "Good night." "You will lose your heartache" "Whatever you wish for You'll keep" "Oh, no." "No, it isn't true." "Have faith in your dreams and someday" "It's just no use." "Your rainbow will come smiling through" "No use at all." "No matter how your heart is grieving" "If you keep on believing" "I can't believe." "Not any more." "The dream that you wish" "Will come true" "There's nothing left to believe in." "Nothing." "Nothing, my dear?" " Oh, now you don't really mean that." " Oh, but I do." "Nonsense, child!" "If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here." "And here I am." "Oh, come now." "Dry those tears." "You can't go to the ball looking like that." "The ball?" " Oh, but I'm not..." " Of course, you are." "But we have to hurry, because even miracles take a little time." " Miracles?" " Watch." "What in the world did I do with that magic wand?" "I was sure..." "Magic wand?" "That's strange." " I always..." " Then you must be..." "Your fairy godmother?" "Of course." "Where is that wand?" "I..." "Oh!" "I forgot." "I put it away." "Look at what she did." "How'd she do it?" "Now, let's see." "I'd say the first thing you need is" " a pumpkin." " A pumpkin?" "Now the magic words." "Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Put 'em together and what have you got?" "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "It'll do magic Believe it or not" "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Now sala-gadoola means Menchika-boolaroo" "But the thing-a-ma-bob that does the job" "Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Put 'em together and what have you got?" "Bibbidi-bobbidi Bibbidi-bobbidi Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Oh, looky." "Isn't it wonderful?" "Oh, it's beautiful." "Yes, isn't it?" "With an elegant coach like that, of course, we'll simply have to have" " mice!" " Mice?" "Oh, this really is nice." "Why, we'll have a coach and four when we're through." "Just a wave of my stick and to finish the trick, bibbidi, bobbidi, boo." "Gracious, what did I do?" "I was sure there were four." "There should be one more." "There you are." "Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo." "Oh, poor Lucifer." "Serves him right, I'd say." "Now..." "Where were we?" "Oh, goodness, yes." "You can't go to the ball without a horse." "Another one?" "But tonight, for a change, you will handle the reins, and sit in the driver's seat, too." "For instead of a horse, you're the coachman, of course." "Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo." "That does it, I guess, except for..." "Oh, yes!" "The finishing touch." "And, that's you." "Yes, Bruno, that's right, you'll be footman tonight." "Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo." "Well, well, hop in, my dear." "We can't waste time." " But..." " No, don't try to thank me." "Oh, I wasn't..." "I mean, I do, but..." "But, don't you think my dress..." "Yes, it's lovely, dear." "Good heavens, child." "You can't go in that!" "Now, let's see, dear." "Your size and the shade of your eyes." "Something simple, but daring, too." "Oh, just leave it to me." "What a gown this will be." "Bibbidi-bobbidi." "Bibbidi-bobbidi." "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo." "Oh, it's a beautiful dress." "Did you ever see such a beautiful dress?" "And, look, glass slippers." "Why, it's like a dream." "A wonderful dream come true." "Yes, my child." "But, like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever." "You'll have only till midnight, and then..." "Midnight?" "Thank you." "Now, now, now, just a minute." "You must understand, my dear, on the stroke of 12:00 the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before." "Oh, I understand, but it's more than I ever hoped for." "Bless you, my child." "I..." "Goodness me!" "It's getting late." "Hurry up, dear." "The ball can't wait." "Have a good time." "Dance, be gay." "Now, off you go." "You're on your way." "With a bibbidi-bobbidi Bibbidi-bobbidi" "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" "Princess Frederica Eugenie de la Fontain." "Mademoiselle Augustina DuBois." "Daughter of General Pierre DuBois." "The boy isn't cooperating." "Mademoiselle Leonora Mercedes de la Tour." "Daughter of Colonel and Madame de la Tour." "I can't understand it." "There must be at least one who'd make a suitable mother." "Sire." "A suitable wife." "Mademoiselles Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine." "Daughters of Lady Tremaine." "I give up." "Even I couldn't expect the boy to..." "Well, if I may say so, Your Majesty, I did try to warn you, but you, Sire, are incurably romantic." "No doubt you saw the whole pretty picture in detail." "The young Prince bowing to the assembly." "Suddenly he stops." "He looks up." "For, lo, there she stands." "The girl of his dreams." "Who she is or whence she came, he knows not, nor does he care, for his heart tells him that here, here is the maid predestined to be his bride." "A pretty plot for fairy tales, Sire." "But in real life, oh, no." "No!" "It was foredoomed to failure." "Failure, eh?" "Take a look at that, you pompous windbag." "Who is she?" " You know her?" " No, Sire." "I've never seen her before." "That's one thing in her favour." "The waltz." "Quick, the waltz!" "Lights." "The lights." "Failure, eh?" "Well..." "Now for a good night's sleep." "Oh, quite so, Sire." "I believe I, too..." "You will stay right here." "See they're not disturbed, and when the boy proposes, notify me immediately." "Notify me immediately." "And remember, if anything goes wrong..." " Who is she, Mother?" " Do we know her?" "Well, the Prince certainly seems to." "I know I've never seen her." "Nor I." "But she certainly is..." "Wait." "There is something familiar about her." "Ahem." "So this is love" "So this is what makes life" "Divine" "I'm all aglow" " And now I know" " And now I know" "The key to all Heaven" "Is mine" "My heart has wings" "And I can fly" "I'll touch every star" "In the sky" "So this is the miracle" "That I've been dreaming of" "So this" "Is" "Love" "Oh." "Oh, my goodness." "What's the matter?" "It's midnight." "Yes, so it is." "But why..." " Goodbye." " No, no, wait." " You can't go now." "It's only..." " Oh, I must." "Please." " Please, I must." " But why?" "Well, I..." "Oh, the Prince," "I haven't met the Prince." "The Prince?" "But didn't you know..." " Goodbye." " No, wait." "Come back." "Please come back." "I don't even know your name." "How will I find you?" "Wait!" "Please wait." "Goodbye." "Oh, I say." "Young lady." " Wait!" " The Prince!" "Just a moment." "Guard!" "Guard!" "Stop that coach!" "Close those gates!" "Follow that coach!" "Open those gates!" "I'm sorry." "I guess I forgot about everything." "Even the time, but..." "But it was so wonderful." "And he was so handsome, and when we danced..." "Oh, I'm sure even the Prince himself couldn't have been more..." "More..." " Oh, well, it's over and..." " Cinderelly." "Look, look!" "The slippers!" "Yeah, your slipper." "Your slipper, Cinderelly." "Thank you." "Thank you so much, for everything." "Your Majesty, I see no point in beating about the bush." "I regret to inform you, Sire, that the young lady has disappeared, leaving behind only this glass slipper." "Yes." "I'll do it." "No." "I just can't." "Well, come in." "Come in!" " Your Majesty..." " So, he's proposed already?" " Tell me about it." " Well..." " Who is she?" " I didn't get a chance..." "No matter." "We've more important things to discuss." "Arrangements for the wedding, invitations, a national holiday." " All that sort of thing." " But, Sire..." "Here." "Have a cigar." "Take a few more." "But..." "Better practise passing these out, eh?" "But, if you'd only listen." "And for you, my friend." " Your Majesty, please..." " A knighthood." "I hereby dub you Sir..." "By the way, what title would you like?" " Sire?" "She got away." " Sir "She Got Away"?" "A peculiar title, but if that's what you..." "She what?" "Why, you..." "You..." "You traitor!" "Now, Sire." "Remember, your blood pressure." "Treason!" "No, Sire." "No!" "Sabotage!" "You were in league with the Prince." "I tried to stop her, but she vanished into thin air." "A likely story." "But it's true, Sire." "All we could find was this glass slipper." "The whole thing was a plot!" "But, Sire, he loves her." "He won't rest till he finds her." "He's determined to marry her." "What?" "What did you say?" "The Prince, Sire, swears he'll marry none but the girl who fits this slipper." "He said that, did he?" "We've got him!" "But, Sire, this slipper may fit one of any number of girls." "That's his problem." "He's given his word." " We'll hold him to it." " No, Your Highness." "I'll have nothing to do with it." "You'll try this on every maid in my kingdom." "And if the shoe fits, bring her in." "Yes, Your Majesty." "Cinderella?" "Cinderella?" " Cinderella!" "Where is that..." " Yes?" "Here I am." "My daughters, where are they?" "I think they're still in bed." "Don't just stand there!" "Bring up the breakfast trays at once." "And hurry!" "Wow." "I wonder what's the matter." "What's the matter with her?" "I don't know." "Let's find out." "Come on." "Drizella." "Drizella!" "What?" "Get up." "Quick." "This instant." "We haven't a moment to lose." "Anastasia." "Get up, Anastasia." "What for?" "Why?" "Everyone's talking about it, the whole kingdom." " Hurry now." "He'll be here any minute." " Who will?" "The Grand Duke." "He's been hunting all night." " Hunting?" " For that girl." "The one who lost her slipper at the ball last night." "They say he's madly in love with her." " The Duke is?" " No, no, no." "The Prince!" "The Prince!" "You clumsy little fool." "Clean that up, then help my daughters dress." "What for?" "If he's in love with that girl, why should we even bother?" "Now, you two, listen to me." "There is still a chance that one of you can get it." "One of us?" "Why, Mother, what do you mean?" "Just this:" "No one, not even the Prince, knows who that girl is." "We know!" "We know!" "Cinderelly!" "The glass slipper is their only clue." "The Duke has been ordered to try it on every girl in the kingdom." "And if one can be found whom the slipper fits, then, by the King's command, that girl shall be the Prince's bride." " His bride." " His bride!" "Cinderella, get my things together." "Never mind her." "Get mine right away." "What's the matter with her?" " Wake up, stupid." " We've gotta get dressed." "Dressed." "Oh, yes." "Oh, we must get dressed." "It wouldn't do for the Duke to see me..." "Mother, did you see what she did?" " Are you just going to let her..." " Quiet!" "So this is love" "What's she gonna do?" "I don't know." "Gotta watch." "Come on." " Cinderelly!" " Cinderelly!" "So this is the miracle" "That I've been dreaming of" "What?" "Oh, no!" "No, please!" "Oh, you can't, you just can't." "Let me out!" "You must let me out!" "You can't keep me in here!" "Oh, please." "No, no." "She can't do it." "She can't lock up Cinderelly." "I'm gonna..." "Please." "Please." "We gotta get that key, Gus-Gus." "We just gotta get that key." "Whoa." "He's over here, the Duke-Duke." " Yeah, yeah." "Who?" " The Grand Duke, with the slipper." "We gotta get that key quick." "Yup, yup." "Key, key." "Quick." "Oh, Mother, Mother, he's here, he's here." " The Grand Duke." " Do I look all right?" " I'm so excited, I don't know what I'll do." " Girls." "Now, remember, this is your last chance." "Don't fail me." "Announcing His Imperial Grace, the Grand Duke." "You honour our humble home." "Quite so." "May I present my daughters," "Drizella, Anastasia." "Your Grace." "Yes." "Charmed, I'm sure." "His Grace will read the royal proclamation." ""All loyal subjects of His Imperial Majesty" ""are hereby notified by royal proclamation in regard to a certain" ""glass slipper." ""It is decreed..."" "Why, that's my slipper!" "Well, I like that." "It's my slipper!" "No, no, no!" "It's Cinderelly's slipper!" " How can she stand there..." " Girls." "Your manners." "A thousand pardons, Your Grace." "Please continue." "Yes, quite so." "Oh, yes." ""It is upon this day decreed" ""that a quest be instituted throughout..." ""The sole and express purpose of such quest to be as follows:" ""That every maid throughout the kingdom without exception," ""shall try on her foot this slipper of glass," ""and should one be found upon whose foot this slipper shall properly fit," ""such maiden shall be acclaimed the object of this search" ""and shall be looked upon as the true love of His Royal Highness," ""our beloved son and heir, the noble Prince." ""Said Prince will, upon bended knee" ""beg, request, or if need be, implore" ""said maiden that he be granted her hand in marriage." ""Whereupon, should the aforementioned maiden" ""look with favour, shall the couple pledge their troth..." ""And in due course, upon the inevitable demise of His Majesty the King," ""succeed to the throne to rule over the land" ""as King and Queen of our kingdom." ""So be it."" "You must be quite fatigued, Your Grace." "May we offer you some tea?" "What?" "Tea?" "Thank you, madam, no." "We must proceed with the fitting." "Of course." "Anastasia, dear." "There." "I knew it was my slipper." "Exactly my size." "I always wear the same size." "As soon as I saw it, I said..." "Oh, well..." "It may be a trifle snug today." "You know how it is, dancing all night." "I can't understand why." "It's always fit perfectly before." "I don't think you're half trying." "Mother, can you..." "Quiet, my dear." "We mustn't disturb His Grace." "Young man, are you sure you're trying it on the right foot?" "Oh, it's the right foot, but..." "These glass shoes aren't always reliable." "Come on, hurry." "Up the stairs, up the stairs!" "Lucify, Lucify." "Up, up, up with it." "Here." "Why can't you hold still a minute?" "My word." "Enough of this!" "The next young lady, please." "Did you hear that, Gus?" " Yup." " Gotta hurry." "Come on, come on, hurry." "Gus-Gus, Gus-Gus, come on." "Look, look." "Just up there." "Come on." "Us is coming, Cinderelly." " I can get you out." " You've got the key!" "How did you ever manage to..." "Lucifer!" "Let him go, Lucifer." "Please, let him go." " Let him go." " Let him go!" "Let him go." "Let him out, you hear?" "Lucify, you..." "Bruno." "Yes, Bruno!" "Quick, get Bruno." "Get Bruno!" "Of all the stupid little idiots." "I'll do it myself." "Get away from me." "I'll make it fit." " There." " It fits." "It fits?" "No!" "Oh, Your Grace, I'm dreadfully sorry." "It shan't happen again." "Precisely, madam." "Come on, come on." "Get up, Gus-Gus, get up." "Don't, don't, don't, don't." "Let go, let go." "You are the only ladies in the household I hope..." "I presume." " There's no one else, Your Grace." " Quite so." " Good day." "Good day." " Your Grace?" "Your Grace, please, wait." "May I try it on?" " Pay no attention." " It's Cinderella." " From the kitchen." " Ridiculous." "She's out of her mind." "Just an imaginative child." "Madam, my orders were "every maiden."" "Come, my child." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "Oh, no!" "Oh, this is terrible." "The King, what will he say?" "What will he do?" "Perhaps, if it would help..." "No, no." "Nothing can help now." "Nothing." "But, you see, I have the other slipper." "Have faith in dreams" "And someday" "Your rainbow will come smiling through" "No matter how your heart is grieving" "If you keep on believing" "The dream that you wish" "Will come true"

"It's almost the end, huh?" "No." "They say it could be weeks or months." "You have to put him somewhere." " I can't..." " You have to put him somewhere." "He doesn't want to." "He wants out." "He wants out." "Does Ed have end of life directives?" " No extreme measures." " Okay, okay." "Shell." "We have options." " Don't say it." "Don't say it." " We do." "Okay, you say it." "I googled." "Sometimes I do some googling." "So you lied to me." "There was no conference." "There was a conference but I just..." "I didn't attend." "So what, you... it's a... it's a room full of straight men in dresses." "Dancing." "Ahh, dancing." "Together?" "Yes." "Wives come." "What?" "Wives come." "Are you saying you want me to go with you?" "Guys bring their wives and it's... it's not what you think." "It's wonderful, wonderful community." "Everyone is so..." "I'd love to share it with you." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "What if we, like, donated it to kids going through chemo or something?" "Babe, I know you can't appreciate what it is to be an addict, but you've got to respect the fact that you're living with one." "Well, I thought that you were into cocaine?" "Yeah, it's a drug, okay?" "And a drug is a drug and I'm sober." "Okay." "Okay, babe." "I am trying to understand." "Okay." "And I'm really sorry about what happened with Bianca." "Yeah, well, Bianca's responsible for what happened to Bianca." "This is really rad of you." "I had no place else to go, so..." "Well, I feel like it's absolutely my fault that you got the boot, so you can absolutely stay here for a day or two." "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "This is Stevie Wonder." "Sorry, Stevie." "Hey, you like Huevos Rancheros?" " Yeah." " It's my specialty." "I'm gonna make you some in the morning since you're letting me chill here." "Okay." "Okay, cool." "Remember when I had my gall bladder surgery?" "Yeah." "You were a horrible patient." "There were saltines all over the bed." "Is this Zankou?" "Where's the garlic stuff?" "Oh, I got that from my place, uh, just around the corner." "Oh, oh, I just ate the tushy." "Mm, delicious." "Oh, so now that you want to be a woman all the time, do you still want to date women?" "Yes, I mean, Shell, it's still me." "So you're a lesbian?" "Well..." "So we got gay married before it was fashionable." " I can't wait." " Yes, please." " Daddy!" "Daddy!" " Hello." "Hi." " Trampolini." " Oh, hi." "What trampoline?" "We don't have... oh, that trampoline." "Hey." " Hey." " So here's their stuff." "I'll pick 'em up in a couple of days." "Okay, cool." "I miss this couch." "They don't have squishy couches out in the Palisades?" "Tammy is sort of making everything really modern, and kind of Palm Springsy and stuff." "She's very specific about how things should look." "And be." "I'm sorry, I'm like, shouldn't be t..." "I... we just had a thing, so, just... ugh, God, she made me flush all my weed." "Wait, since when do you have weed?" "Oh, that, well, that was since I..." "I stressed out after this guy came to Shabbat, and threatened all these women with a knife." "Oh, who was that..." " that asshole?" " Weird guy." "Never got high with me." "It actually calms me down." "It's this, like, pen thingy." " People use a pen to get high." " I know, it's crazy." "I know." "Where would you get a pen like that?" "You do not." "Oh." " Hi." " Hi." "I teach talmud in about half an hour, so we have only like 15 minutes." " Okay." " Okay." "Cool" " Great." " Okay, uh, what's the class about?" "Josh." "What do you want?" "I totally fucked up." "You took care of me, you made me an incredible meal." "I was a douchebag and I got caught up in some stupid family stuff." "You were right to leave." "I am sorry." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Uh, you want to get some food or something?" "I teach class in a half an hour." " Right, right." " So..." "Can I just, like, wait for you?" "I'm just gonna..." "look, I'll just wait here." "And then I walked into Dale's house and it was, like, totally different." "I mean, has anything like that ever happened to you?" "Yeah." "That's how anyone feels after they've boned someone random." "No, listen, it wasn't just like that, wanting to ditch out, it was truly bizarre." "Like I didn't know where I was, like, who I was, how I got there." "Hey, I know why you were there." " Why?" " 'Cause you were there to learn." "My pre-school teacher was, like, have your mom cut out letters so I could hold 'em when I was in the bath." "'Cause I'm a tactile learner." "You, you're a vaginal learner." "Really?" "It's like you have to stick stuff in there in order to understand it." "That's what it seems like, at least." "Right?" "Hey, what is this?" "Wait a second, hold on one second." " Oh, hey, it's a record." " That's right." " Like that?" " You're like, oh, what's this?" "What's this giant thing in me?" "It's the Statue of Liberty." "Ouch." "Please don't put the Statue of Liberty in my vagina." "There's a lot of things you shouldn't put in there." "Josh and I used to listen to this record all the time." "I know." "That's actually Josh's record." "What do you mean?" "He gave it to me." "Really?" "You and Josh trade records." "I didn't even know you spoke to each other." "Yeah, I mean, the record trading thing, that's kinda new, but, yeah, we hang out." "Really?" "Like just Saturday morning or just like, hey, Josh, what are you doing, you want to hang out?" "Huh." "There's so many things I would have done differently." "Like telling the kids about my dad, we should have done that together." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, I knew we were unhappy, but it didn't occur to me to do anything about it." "I mean, I wanted you to be a happy lady." "I gotta get my shit together." "I got a date tonight." "What?" "You have a date?" "What are you, tendering already?" "No, it's, uh, Melanie." "Torres." "Melanie Torres." "You mean, your assistant?" "Oh, my God." "That's disgusting." "What, you've been, like, sharing an office with her for four years, and the whole time you've just been thinking about tossing it in her?" " But I didn't." " But you wanted to." "That's the important part, I didn't until you gave me the go ahead." " What are her tits like?" " No." " Come on." " No." "What are her tits like?" "Are they big?" "Are they little?" "They're small-ish." "Do you like them?" "My God, you like them?" " They're fine." " You like them?" "They're fine." "Okay, I'm gonna ask you something and do not lie." "These were overwhelming for you?" "Is that... were these overwhelming?" "Yeah, our main problem was that your tits were too big for me." "No, I think I managed them quite well." "Let me tell you something." "Nobody beats your tits." "Tammy loves these mammer jammers." "Tammy and I agree on one thing." " Well..." " Not couches." " We agree on..." " Tits." " Two things." " Which is the other one?" "Both of your tits." "I should get the office, I should get the assistant." "None of that really matters, because the only thing that matters is being the first one to find that band that's untouched." "And then when you find them, just, like, having that instinct to know this is the sound that's gonna break through." "That's all that matters." "See, I think I'm, like, the, literally, exact opposite of you." "I just try to take really, really, really old shit that people have heard a million times, and then I try to make it sound new again." "Hey." "I left my sweater in the bathroom." "Raquel, Bianca." "Bianca, Raquel." " Hey." " Hi." " What's up?" " What's up?" "Oh, you're wearing that shirt I like." "Bye." "Later." " Um..." " What is that?" "Uh, she is, uh, crashing here..." " Later." " Bye." "She's my sister's new girlfriend's, uh, ex's stepdaughter." " Yeah." " Stepdaughter, yeah." "We can take a second, if you need to, and get your story straight." " Um, there's no story." " She's living here?" "She is just crashing here." "It is temporary." " She's living here." " No, she's crashing here." " Okay." " She's a kid that..." "I don't know how to play games." " I'm not playing..." " I really don't want to, I'm just..." "Hey, I'm not playing games." "I think I just..." "I think I need to go, Josh, if you don't mind." "Can we calm down for a second?" "I am calm." " Clearly." " This is just..." " waste of my time." " I'm wasting your time?" " Yeah." " What, spending time with somebody that you actually like?" " Oh." " You like me, right?" " Yeah." " Okay." "That's good." "So can we not be in a rush?" "Like, why are we in a hurry?" "I'm not in a hurry." "You brought up your eggs on a first date." "You're gonna seriously throw that back in my face." "I was trying to make a joke about my eggs." "I'm not ashamed that I want a family, Josh." "Sorry if that is so terrifying to you." "I could have been kicked out of the temple." "For what?" "For fucking a congregant, Josh." "I'm not a congregant." "I put you on list, I added you to my email blast." "Yeah." "I'll unsubscribe." "I don't care." " That is really gentlemanly." " I don't give a fuck about that." "And we never fucked anyway, did we?" " Yeah, no we didn't fuck." " No, we..." "I want to come in you." "Can I come in you?" "Yes." "Yes, come inside me." "Is that okay?" "Oh, my God." "It's okay?" "Okay." "Oh, my God." "Are you fucking my brother?" "Oh, my God!" " Do you care?" "I mean..." " Yes, I care." "Doesn't it occur to you that this might make me feel strange or bad or weird?" "You make me feel bad all the time." "Like, all the time." "Like, remember when you were in college, and you were, like, come visit me, and I drove all the way there, and then I just hung out with your roommate while you, like," "fucked some guy in the back room." "You're talking about stuff that happened, literally, decades ago." "And, like, I'm buying you drugs, and you're like, okay, thanks for the drugs, now I'm gonna do 'em with someone else." "Or you just leave me in butt fuck nowhere with some trans man, and then I'm, like, dressing you up." "I don't know why you're acting like a fucking jealous girlfriend." "And what any of that stuff has to do with this." "I feel terrible constantly." "Constantly." "I just don't even exist in this." "Like, you're not listening to me." "I don't understand." "Stop yelling at me and making me feel..." " I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " Bad about this, like..." "What do you mean you feel terrible constantly?" "I'm constantly hurting you?" "It's just hard, um..." "I feel like since, um... like since eighth grade, I just..." "I've had, um... feelings for you, like, um... uh, that are confusing." "That aren't just, like, friend..." "friend feelings." "Like, that are more than friend feelings, and, um, it's just, I don't know, it just seems weird that you never noticed those before." "I'm just confused." "If this is how you feel, then why are you sleeping with my brother?" "But if you're feeling possessive, doesn't that mean you might feel the same towards me?" "Okay." "You'd do this in front of other people?" "Yeah." "Everyone just does it." "It's just a..." "Well, fuck." "Honey, it's me." "Shell." "I love you." "It's me, honey." "And how long has it been you?" "Hm?" "Was it you when we met?" "Was it you on our wedding night?" "Yes." "I can't." "I'm done." "All right." "They have arrived." "Look at that burnt orange color." "Isn't that gorgeous?" "It's a little '70s, isn't it?" "No, 'cause I mean, the color, the orange with the blue, you know?" " Yeah." " You okay, you like it?" " Yeah, it's cool." " Really?" " Yeah." " You really do?" " Honey, I like it." " Okay, all right." " Good, good." " Jesus Christ." " Yeah, I think it's awesome." " Fucking love it," " I want to fuck that chair." " Okay." "Okay." "You ever think about Barb and Len?" "Yeah, of course." "Course I do." "Do you think, like, about what we did to them, do you think that's okay?" "You know, it's just, uh... they're on their own path, babe, you know?" "You know, Len started dating this Melanie chick." " Yeah." " His assistant." " His assistant." " Okay." "Seriously?" "You know, like, how cliche can you get?" "And she has this disabled son so basically he gonna spend, like, the rest of his life going on slow walks and washing mittens." "That might be what... what Len needs." "That's just gonna take him away from us and..." "I mean, from the kids." "Hey, you sound like you might be a little bit jealous, babe." "I'm not jealous, I'm just venting." "Can I vent?" "I'm just venting." "Yeah, you can vent." "If that's really what you're doing." "You just... you sound a little more like you're jealous." "You know?" "And I..." "I know a little something about being jealous, 'cause people have been jealous of me my entire life." "What do you want to do?" "Order food." "Watch dumb movies." " Yes." " Stay in bed all day." "Yes." "Do that." "* The words are true" "* To dance we know the moves" "* The bar, the tip, the woo" "* Though the words are true" "You didn't tell me you could sing." "* Just stay..." "You never asked." "Well, there's no ambulance, so hopefully" " we still have time to say goodbye." " One last thumbs up." "You know what?" "Don't be a dick right now." "Okay?" "Can you do that?" " What's wrong with you?" " Nothing, I don't want to talk about it." "The thing is, if he was already dead, like, there wouldn't be ambulances, there'd be, like, a coroner and a bunch of people from the temple." "Didn't Ed have any family of his own?" "Well, if I remember correctly, his lack of family was his strongest selling point." "So everything... it's open." "My lord, that is a lot of medicine." "Is he gone?" "Not yet." " Where is he?" " In the bedroom." "Moppa, what are you doing here?" "Hi, kids." "We made Arnold Palmers." "Come on in." "They might be a little sweet, so tell me, and I'll just adjust the ratio." "Dad, what are you doing over here?" "Do you want one?" " Yeah." " It's perfect." "How you doin'?" "You look good." "So you guys have been hangin' out?" " Little bit." " Yeah, what are you doing here?" "Oh, I just came over because I was feeling kind of down." "Seems my, uh... my kids abandoned me at a critical moment in my journey, so I felt kind of down, I thought I would visit your mom, whom I trust." "I was up there on stage and I was," "I believe, trying to do my best." " We were there." " We were there." " We were there." " We were there." "You weren't there." "That row was clear." "It was just at that very last..." "I mean, it was... you were amazing." "You were great." "Oh, really, it was really, really..." " What did you like?" " Those wigs," " and your makeup..." " We rented those." "I mean, you looked stunning." "And your eyelashes." " Oh, my God." " Oh those were double eyelashes." "Can we get on with it, honey?" "Ed is in a dire state." "We've been talking about this." "And I'm done." "That's all there is to it." " Your mom is done." " Done with what?" "Well, and that's why we invited you over here, so that you could have a chance to say goodbye." "Wait, what does that mean?" "Is he about to die?" "Well, not now, but maybe sooner than we thought." "He's in a lot of pain, but we're gonna ease Ed into... the next transition." "He's fine." "He's exactly the same as always." "I was just in there with him." "He was smiling at me." "He smiles, he blinks, he pisses, he shits." "You don't have any idea what his life is like." "I'm sorry, are you talking about his life or your life?" "Because if you're done, that's fine, but I don't think you get to decide when his is over." "And your mom, her anxiety is through the roof." "To get one of you three to even notice what's going on here is almost impossible." " We notice." " You don't notice, sweetie." "I do." "I call her all the time." "Do I not?" "I don't want you to call me." "I want you to be here." "He's the only one who comes." " She." " No one else, not one of you." "I come over..." "I am cleaning the piss and the shit and the vomit, and I sit here alone with him in front of the television, and I have nobody to talk to." " We're here." " Yeah, but your minds are elsewhere." "He came over to be with me." "She." "I'm..." "I'm a she." "I'm a woman." "She takes care of me." "I can't." "Anymore." "I can't." "I can't take..." "Look at me." "Look at me." "It's either him or me." "All right." "I think we should get the rabbi over here." "I feel like we need some outside help." " What do we need the rabbi for?" " It's a big decision." "What, we're like religious Jews?" "I'm gonna text her right now." "Why do you have the rabbi's number?" "We've been hanging out." "We're hanging out." " Oh, my God." " Oh, my God, you're... oh, my God." "Are you fucking the rabbi?" "Fucking the rabbi." " You're fucking the rabbi." " You're fucking the rabbi?" "Mom." "Mommy, it's... this is different." " Mom, I love her for him." " Aah!" "I do, too." "But wait, I want to go on record that I was the one who first said that" "I thought she was fabulous for him." " Right?" " But I called it." "I've never felt like this before." " My God, I have to get out of here." " Joshy." " I know." " Like, goosebumps." "Als, what's the deal?" "Can you just leave me alone, please." "No." "It's, like, totally insane in there." "I think we should all be there together." "Well, I'm not helping them do it, so..." "We're just helping by listening." "No, you're helping by helping." "Okay, you know what?" "Everyone can't bail all the time." "Okay, you know what?" "I'll just deal with it." "Yeah, go." "Go take care of it." " Go take care of killing Ed." " Oh, yeah, no, you relax." "You relax." "You stay here and take care of yourself,Als." "As usual." "Why are you being an asshole?" "What's going on?" "Um, I don't know." "Maybe something like you've been fucking Syd, and didn't think it was necessary to tell me about that." " That." " Yeah, that." " Yeah, right." " Yeah." "Okay, sorry." "Look, it is not a big deal." "She's my best friend, it's a big deal." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "It's over." "It's never gonna happen again." "Especially now, and I gotta tell you," "I mean, I've been dying to tell you," "Raquel and me, I'm in love." " Really?" " Yeah." " You're in love with the rabbi?" " Yeah." "Wow." "You're in love." "Thank you for telling me that." "Congratulations." "I gotta go." "So I have four bottles of Percocet from when I had the brachial cyst removed." "And, you know, I can just grind it up and, you know..." "Four bottles does it?" "Yeah, that's what they..." "that's what they say." "It's, uh, it's enough." "And you put it in..." "I'll grind it and put it in the I.V." "All right, well, it looks like you did your homework." "Had to, we had to." "So we're... we're really doing this." "We could have a wonderful Shiva." " Oh." " A Shiva." "Oh, he could have a great Shiva." "It's a great idea." "We should do it at the house." "No, no." "We're gonna do a Shiva, we're gonna do it here." "But we have a big house." "Yeah, I've already got the stuff." "What do you mean, what Shiva supplies you have lying around?" "I have the napkins, and I have the stirrers." " And I have the mustard." " Guys, she has the mustard." "No, seriously, Tammy's been dying to throw something at our house." "My... my friend Harry Finkelstein..." "Oh!" "I love this one." "So my friend Harry Finkelstein went to the doctor's the other day to pick up his wife's blood test results." "The nurse said there was a terrible mistake at the lab." "There were two Mrs. Finkelsteins." "One Mrs. Finkelsteins results came back positive for Alzheimer's." "The other Mrs. Finkelstein tested positive for the clap." "So Harry says, why don't you take another test?" "The nurse says, the insurance won't cover that." " That can't be true." " Shut up, I want to hear this." "So Harry says, my wife either has Alzheimer's or V.D.?" "Well, what the hell am I supposed to do?" "The nurse says, drop her off in Burbank." "If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her." " Oh, that's so good." " Yeah." "Tells a mean joke." "But not too mean." "A joke." "I'm just here to make you happy." " * I love you in the morning" " L'Chaim." "* our kisses deep and warm"

"[Birds Chirping]" "[Folk Pop]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Stops]" "[Birds Chirping]" "[Sighs]" "[Vehicle Approaching]" "What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I want to do." "Gosh!" "[Bell Rings]" "[Woman] Your current event, Napoleon." "Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... to blow Nessie out of the water." "[Girl Chuckles]" "Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance... summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards... to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents... and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally." "[Chattering]" "[Grunts]" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?" "I told you." "I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines." " Did you shoot any?" " Yes, like 50 of'em." "They kept tryin'to attack my cousins." "What the heck would you do in a situation like that?" " What kind of gun did you use?" " A frickin' 12-gauge." "What do you think?" "You think you're funny?" "Just watch your step." " But I didn't..." " [Indistinct]" "[Groaning]" "[Phone Ringing In Distance]" "Hey, could I use your guys's phone for a sec?" " Is there anything wrong?" " I don't feel very good." "[Line Ringing]" "[Phone Ringing]" " Hi." " Is Grandma there?" "No, she's getting her hair done." "[Sighs]" " What do you need?" " Can you just go get her for me?" " I'm really busy right now." " Well, just tell her to come get me." " Why?" " 'Cause I don't feel good." " Well, have you talked to the school nurse?" " No, she doesn't know anything." " Will you just come get me?" " No." "Well, will you do me a favor then?" " What?" " Can you bring me my chapstick?" " No, Napoleon." " But my lips hurt real bad." "Just borrow some from the school nurse." "I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer." "I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko." " See ya." " [Dial Tone]" "[Groans] Idiot!" "[Woman On P.A.] David Dempke, please come to the office." "[Woman On P.A.] David Dempke, please come to the office." " David Dempke." " [Man] You do understand English?" "This isn't that complex." "Look, the cafeteria's down the hall... to the right and downstairs." "Hey, is that a new kid or something?" "Napoleon, this is Pedro." "Would you mind showing him where his locker is?" "Sure." "Come on." "You know, there's, like, a buttload of gangs at this school." "This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff." "Do you ride the bus to school?" "No." "I ride my bike." " What kind of bike do you have?" " It's a Sledgehammer." "Dang!" "You got shocks, pegs." "Lucky!" "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" "[Dog Barking]" "You got, like, three feet of air that time." "Can I try it really quick?" "[Groans]" "Dang it!" "[Groaning]" "I love the way... your sandy hair... floats in the air." "To me it's like a lullaby." "I'm just flying by, oh, so high... like a kite tied to a stake." "[Humming]" "[Coughs] How was school?" "The worst day of my life." "What do you think?" " Well, I want you to go see ifTina wants some of this." " [Fly Buzzing]" "[Sighs]" "Kip hasn't done flipping anything today." "Look, tonight me and your..." "Kip, listen!" "What?" "Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends... and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow." "We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it." " Well, what's there to eat?" " Knock it off, Napoleon." "Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" " Fine!" " [Keys Jingling]" "I'll be back tomorrow." "Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!" "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." "Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." "Since when, Kip?" "You have the worst reflexes of all time." " Try and hit me, Napoleon." " What?" "I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me." "Such an idiot." "Let me see what your best move is." " [Sighs] - [Doorbell Rings]" " [Sighs] - [Doorbell Rings]" "I'll go get it." "Geez!" "Um, hello." "Would you like to look like this?" "This is a girl." "Because for a limited time only... glamour shots by Deb are 75% off." "I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral." "Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts." " [Heavy Metal] - [Man] I'm Rex... founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System." "After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself... with the strength of a grizzly..." " [Groans] - the reflexes of a puma... and the wisdom of a man." "Come down today for your free trial lesson!" "In here we have some boondoggle key chains." "A must-have for this season's fashion." "I already made, like, infinity of those at Scout camp." "Well, is anyone else here?" "I'm trying to earn money for college." "[Kip] Your mom goes to college." " [Laughter On TV] - [Man On TV] Let's bring in that..." "[Door Closes]" "[Groans]" "Tina, you fat lard." "Come get some dinner." "[Grunts]" "Tina, eat." "Eat the food." "Eat the food!" "[Grunting]" "It'd be nice if you could pull me into town." "My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program... you will learn a system of self-defense... that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon." "It's called Rex Kwon Do!" "I need a volunteer." "Okay, you'll do." "Come up here." "Bow to your sensei." "Bow to your sensei!" "Okay." "Now, I'm gonna give you one chance." "One chance, people." "Give me your best shot." "All right." "That was pretty good." "Okay." "Now, watch this, everybody." "Grab my arm." "The other arm." "My other arm." "Now watch this." "I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away." "Break the wrist, walk away." " Geez!" " Okay." "It's just that simple." "Now, I want you to kick me." "Come on." "Kick me." "Okay, do it again." "Do it again." " Ouch." " Okay." "You'll block it every time." "Have a seat." "Now, in addition to what you just saw... if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things." "First off..." "Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system." "No more flying'solo." "You need somebody watching your back at all times.!" "Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image." "Do you think I got where I am today... because I dress like Peter Pan here?" "Take a look at what I'm wearing, people." "Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face... while I'm wearin' these bad boys?" "Forget about it." "Last off... my students will learn about self-respect." "Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?" "Forget about it.!" "Now, for only $300, you can sign up right now... for my eight-week program." "Well, that place was a rip-off." "Hey, Lyle." "[Moos]" "[Moos]" "Nothin' on here works smooth." " [Gunshot] - [Screaming]" "[Piano]" "[Soft Rock]" "[Continues]" "[Ends]" "[Chattering]" "So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right?" "Yes." "So, you got my back and everything?" "What?" " Never mind." " [Chattering]" " Have you heard about the dance?" " Yes." "Have you met anyone to ask yet?" "No." "But I probably will after school." "Who you gonna ask?" "That girl over there." "She braided my hair one time..." "Summer Wheatly?" "How the heck are you gonna do that?" "Build her a cake or something." "Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma... was gonna fly out here for the dance... but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now." "Is she hot?" "See for yourself." "Wow." "Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year." " I like her bangs." " Me too." "[Chattering]" "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?" "A couple of days." "I wish I could grow one." "Are you gonna eat your Tots?" "No." "Can I have 'em?" "You see that girl over there?" "She came over to my house the other day." " Why?" " I don't know... but she left all this crap on my porch." "She's pretty good-looking." "Do you dare me to go talk to her?" "Sure." "I see you're drinking one-percent." "Is that 'cause you think you're fat?" "'Cause you're not." "You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." "Well, I have all your equipment in my locker." "You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore." "Where's your locker?" "Hey, can I have one of your key chains?" "[All] Whoo!" "[Laughing]" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "[Cell Phone Ringing]" " [Cell Phone Beeps]" " Hello?" "Napoleon, give me some of your Tots." " No, go find your own." " Come on." "Give me some of your Tots." "No." "I'm freakin' starved." "I didn't get to eat anything today." "[Groans] G..." "Gross." "Freakin' idiot!" "[Sighs]" "Tina, come get some ham." "[Grunts]" "[Vehicle Approaching]" "[Sighs]" "What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?" "Your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx." "What?" "Since when does she go to the dunes?" "Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her." "[Tina Grunts]" " So, when's Grandma coming back?" " I don't know." "Not sure." "You don't have to stay here with us." "We're not babies." "[Laughs] Talk to your Auntie Caroline." "Well, Kip is, like, 32 years old." "I don't mind if you stay." "Oh." "Thanks, Kip." "What the flip was Grandma doin'at the sand dunes?" "She was on a date..." "with her boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "Hey, you guys want to see my video?" "[Chuckles] So, what do you think?" " It's pretty cool, I guess." " Oh." "Man, I wish I could go back in time." "I'd take state." "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that." "You know what, Napoleon?" "You can leave." "You guys are retarded." "Hah!" "Hey, check that out." "So, you and Tammy still together?" "No." "Not really." " Why is that?" " Well... she's jealous." "Says I'm livin' too much in '82." "Well, I dumped her." "What about your girlfriend?" "Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now." "I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious." "I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days." "Yep." "Well, what's she look like?" "She's, uh..." "She's got sandy blonde hair." "She's, uh, pretty-look... pretty good-looking face, but..." "I'm just gettin' really..." "just kinda T.O.'d... because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "Hey, you know..." "I got a little project... that we might be able to make a little moola with." "Really?" "That sounds pretty good." "Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?" "Go for it." "[Doorbell Rings]" "Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile." " Are you serious?" " I'm dead serious." "Watch this." "[Groans]" "What the heck are you doing?" "That's what I'm talkin' about." "I better go." "[Chuckles]" "[Chuckles]" "How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" "Yeah." "If coach would've put me in fourth quarter... we'd have been state champions, no doubt." "No doubt in my mind." "You better believe things would have been different." "I'd have gone pro..." "in a heartbeat." "I'd be makin' millions of dollars and... livin' in a..." "big ol' mansion somewhere." "You know, soaking' it up in a hot tub with my soul mate." "Kip..." "Kip..." "I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace." "Y-You ever come across anything like time travel?" "Easy." "I've already looked into it for myself." "Right on." "Right on." "[Chattering]" "[Groans]" "[Grunts]" "[Sighs]" "Is Pedro here today?" "I don't think so." "Why?" "Just wondering." "Can you, uh, give this to him for me?" "Okay." "Hey, Summer, you want to play me?" "Mm-mmm." "Ow." "God." "[Door Opens, Closes]" " What are you drawing?" " A liger." "What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal." "It's like a lion and a tiger mixed." "Bred for its skills in magic." "Hmm." "[Sighs] Where's your friend?" "I don't know." "Did you see him today?" "No." "Neither did I." " Do you need a ride?" " No." "I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me." " Oh." " [Horn Honks]" "See ya." "[Rico] Right. I..." "I think... just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here." "We should do it there." "Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money." "[Kip] So, how long are we talkin'about workin'?" "What are you..." "You're already losing your steam?" "No." "I just..." "I have a chat room meeting at 4:00." "I gotta be back here by then." " All right, you just start a little earlier." "That's all." " All right." "Or else work afterwards." "How long's the chat room?" "Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe." "Maybe not." "I don't know." "You..." "You pay the bills for that?" "Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?" "Yeah." "Grandma's still payin' per minute." "She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long." "I'll bet she does." "I'd be throwin' you out the window." "[Line Ringing]" " [Woman] Bueno." " Hello?" " Who's this?" " Napoleon Dynamite." " Who?" " Napoleon Dynamite." " I'm one of Pedro's best friends." " Your name is Napoleon?" "Yes." "Is Pedro there?" "No, he's not here right now." "Okay, bye." "See, Crystal Street." "That's for you." "I'm goin'to Adams Park." "They got some money in Adams Park." "What?" "Let's go, Kipper." "I think we should take this..." " someplace a little more private." " That's a good idea." "[Kip] Please." "Please." "Be good to me." "Please, keep going." "Dead on." "Dead on." "Yes!" "Before we get started on our new project, I have a few concerns." "First off, I'm concerned about your transportation situation." "I mean, do you... you got a car you can borrow from someone?" "Well, that's the problem right now." "At the moment, nothing comes to mind." "You can borrow my van for the time being." "I..." "I do better on foot anyway." "We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers." "How about some gold bracelets?" "We need, like, some name tags... with our picture on it, all laminated and whatnot." "I mean, we gotta look legit, man." "That's true." "That's true." "Say, you know of a... a place we can get our picture taken... like a... a photo store?" "Okay." "Turn your head on more of a slant." "Now, make a fist... and slowly ease it up underneath your chin." " This is looking really good." " You can say that again." "[Deb] Okay, hold still right there." "Now, just imagine you're weightless." "You're in the middle of the ocean... surrounded by tiny little sea horses." "[Shutter Clicks]" "That was the one." "I think that's gonna come out really nice." "[Chuckles] Uh, you did it?" "Wow." "Wow, that felt really relaxed." "Thanks, Deb." " [Buzzing] - [Chuckles] You're up, Kip." "Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?" " Where have you been?" " I got sick." "Has Summer said anything to you yet?" "No, not yet." "Well, she said no." "She did?" " Well, what about that other girl?" " What other girl?" " The one that left all that crap on your porch." " You mean Deb?" " Yes, her." " What about her?" " Well, I asked her out too." " What?" "Well, nobody's gonna go out with me." " Have you asked anybody yet?" " No, but who would?" " I don't even have any good skills." " What do you mean?" "You know, like... nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills... computer hacking skills." "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." "Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like... animals and warriors and stuff?" "Yes." "Probably the best that I know of." "Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for, like, a gift or something." "That's a pretty good idea." "Now, if you invest in the 24-piece set..." "I'm gonna throw in a little gift." "So, what's the gift?" "I bet you folks don't have one of these." "I want that." "You see, this ain't your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware."" "These are some serious "NuPont" fiber-woven bowls." "So, if we purchase the 24-piece set... the mini sailboat is included?" "That's correct, sir." "Lance, you look like a strong young pup." "Why don't you see if you can give that a nice tear." "Don't hurt yourself now." "I can't do it." "Can't." "So, uh... how does the "dealio" sound to you?" " [Door Closes] - [Engine Starts]" "Dang it." " Is Trisha here?" " Oh, I'm sorry, she's not." " She's at a friend's house right now." " [Rico] Well, hey, Napoleon." " Napoleon's my nephew." " Oh, that's nice." "Could you just give this to her for me?" " I certainly could." " Thanks." "Bye-bye." "Poor kid." "I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital." "He still wets the bed and everything." "You're kidding." "Yeah, he's a tender little guy." "He still gets beat up and whatnot." "Anyway, uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set here?" " Ow!" " What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?" "Napoleon, let go of me!" "I think you're bruising' my neck meat!" "Fine." "What the heck are you guys doin'?" "Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?" "I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico." "Geez, I think you ripped my mole off." " I did?" " Yeah, is it bleeding?" " [Door Opens]" " A little bit." "Hey, Kip." "I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon." "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up." "I'm gonna tell you somethin'." "While you're playin' patty-cake with your friend Pedro... your Uncle Rico..." "is makin' 120 bucks." "I could make that much money in five seconds." "Geez." "Yeah, right, Napoleon." "I made, like, 75 bucks today." "Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job." "So why don't you get out there and feed Tina." "Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap." "[Napoleon's Voice] There's a lot more where this came from... if you go to the dance with me." "Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite." "You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy." "[Groans]" "By noon I need them 8,000 hens moved into their new cages." "Sometimes they don't want to cooperate." "But you give 'em a good shaking', they'll settle down for ya." "Do the chickens have large talons?" " Do they have what?" " Large talons." "I don't understand a word you just said." "Okay, you meet me back here about noon, and, uh... we'll have a little lunch waiting' for ya." "[Clucking]" "Ew!" "[Slurps]" "Well, dig in." "[Flies Buzzing]" "[Hens Whimpering, Distant]" "[Cow Lowing]" "Over there, in that pigpen..." "I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads." "[Gags]" "[Sighs]" "Can't find my checkbook." "Hope you don't mind I pay you in change." "Six dollars." "That's, like, a dollar an hour." "[Phone Rings]" "[Rings]" "Hello?" " Hi." "Is Napoleon there?" " Yes." " Can I talk to him?" " You already are." "Oh." "Napoleon, this is Trisha." "I'm just calling to tell you that..." "I can go to the dance with you." " [Mouthing Words]" " And also..." "I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me." " It's hanging in my bedroom." " Really?" "Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." "It's probably the best drawing I've ever done." "Yeah, it's really..." "nice." "Yeah, well, I'll probably pick you up at 6:00 for the dance." " Is that okay?" " That's fine." "Okay, bye." "Bye." "[Groans]" " Who was that?" " Trisha." " Who's she?" " My woman I'm takin' to the dance." " You draw her a picture?" " Heck, yes, I did!" " [Coins Jingling]" " Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?" "Just, like, a silk shirt or something." " What are you gonna wear?" " Dad has something for me." "But you should probably get a suit." "[Muzak, On Speaker]" "Pedro, how do you feel about that one?" "It looks nice." "Yeah." "It looks pretty sweet." "It looks awesome." "That suit, it's..." "It's incredible." "[Utensils, Plate Clatter]" "I need you to give me a ride in an hour." "[Sighs] Where to?" "The dance." " You takin' my client's daughter?" " Yes." "We need to pick her up too." "Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale to finalize in Bonita in five minutes." "Can't you take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever?" "[Exhales]" "Well, I'll be back in a minute." "Don't disturb me while I'm in there." "Well, hurry up, 'cause I gotta get Trisha." "Hi." "I got your 24-piece set right here." "[Sniffing]" "[Sniffs]" "[Exhales]" "[Out Of Breath]" "[Hip-hop On Speaker, Distant]" "[Engine Rumbling Loudly]" "[Engine Revving, Rumbling]" "[Hip-hop On Speaker, Loud]" "So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" "Simón." " [Hip-hop Continues] - [Doorbell Chimes]" "Is Trisha here?" " [Hydraulics Whoosh]" " Who's that in my driveway?" "That's my ride." "[Hip-hop Continues, Loud, Indistinct]" "[Synthesizer Pop]" " [Continues] - [Chattering]" " [Continues] - [No Audible Dialogue]" "Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro and dance really quick?" " [No Audible Dialogue] - [Continues]" "[Continues, Muffled]" "[Blows Nose]" "[No Audible Dialogue]" "[Continues, Muffled]" "[Continues]" "[Pedro] Napoleon." "When did you get here?" "Just a couple minutes ago." "Have you guys seen Trisha anywhere?" "No." "Oh." "She probably just went to the bathroom." "Are you guys having a killer time?" "Yes." "If you can't find Trisha, I'll let you dance with Deb for a few songs." "[New SongPop]" "I like your sleeves." "They're real big." "Thank you." "I made them myself." "So you and Pedro are getting really serious now?" "No." "We're just friends." "Huh." "How your glamour shots been going lately?" "Pretty good." "I could do a personal portrait sometime... if you wanted to come over." "Okay." "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Water Running]" "[Ends]" "Do you think people will vote for me?" "Heck, yes." "I'd vote for you." "Like, what are my skills?" "Well, you have a sweet bike... and you're really good at hooking' up with chicks." "Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache." "That's true." "If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want." "Thanks." "If I win, you can be my secretary or something." "Sweet!" "Plus I could be your bodyguard too." "Or, like, Secret Service captain or... whatever." "Okay." "Is that yours?" "Don't touch it." "It's Uncle Rico's." "What's it for?" "It's a time machine, Napoleon." "He bought it online." " Yeah, right." " It works, Napoleon." "You don't even know." "Have you guys tried it yet?" "No." " So, are you ready?" " Yeah." "Hold on." "I forgot to put in the crystals." " Okay, turn it on." " [Current Surges]" "[Groaning, Grunting] Kill... the pow..." "[Groaning]" "Kill..." "[Groaning]" "[Groaning] Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" " [Current Stops] - [Moaning]" "[Groans] It's a piece of crap." "It doesn't work." " [Panting] - [Rico] Well, I could've told you that." "[Groans]" "[Muffled Groan]" "l-I said the 12 pack, not the 24 pack." "You're just gonna have to mix and match." "[Hushed] Shut up." "Say it so the whole world can hear." " Well, put it back." " [Sniffing]" "Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack." "You think money grows on trees in this family?" "Take it back." "Get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it." "We can use a little of this." "I can tell you that." " We can use those." " [Beeps]" "[Crowd Chatter, Faint]" "[Cows Lowing, Faint]" "The defect in that one is bleach." " That's correct." " Yes!" "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." " Correct." " Yes!" " [Lowing] - [Flies Buzzing]" "They're pretty good except for one little problem." "That little guy right there, he has nipple number five." "A good dairy cow should have, like, four." " [Cow Lows]" " Well done." " [Summer] Vote for Summer." " [Man] Vote for Summer." "Vote for Summer." "Thanks." "Yeah." "Vote for Summer." "[Whispering]" "Hi." "Vote for Summer." "Hi, ladies." "Vote for Summer." "You guys voting?" " Do you think it's kinda warm in here?" " No." "I think it's..." "They have the heater on or something." "It seems pretty good to me." "You don't feel like your head is burning or... or anything?" "No." "I'm gonna go home and lay down." "Okay." "See ya." " Vote for Summer." " Yeah, right." " I'm not votin' for her." " Then who are you gonna vote for?" "I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez." "Who do you think?" "[Scoffs]" "Hey, Don, can I have one of those buttons?" "[Trisha] Hey." "Vote for Summer." "[Summer] Hi." "Vote for Summer." "So, that guy in Florida give you your money back yet?" "Oh, I wrote him an e-mail, sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities... if I don't get a refund in full." "[Sighs] Don't you ever wish you could go back... with all the knowledge you have now?" "Tsk." "I guess so." "Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now." "You'd find your soul mate." " I've already got a soul mate." " Oh, yeah." "What's her name again?" " Lafawnduh." " Lafawnduh." "Huh." " How's she doin'?" " Well, I think I'm gonna need some time off." "She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days." "Well, what about work?" "Well, haven't..." "haven't you studied up on the new product?" " Yes." " Well, do you know it backwards and front?" "Basically." "Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours?" "You might as well do somethin' while you're doin' nothin'." "Because she doesn't need any." "That's why." "Hey." "I did some drawings for the flyers." "Thanks." "Why do you got your hood on like that?" "Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot." "So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing." "[Sighs]" "So I laid in the bathtub for a while... but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot." "So I went into my kitchen, and I shaved it all off." "I don't want anyone to see." "I know what you mean." "[Sighs] There's just so many options." "That one's good." "Looks like a medieval warrior." "You know, you're right." "That's a good one." "Sorry." "I think this matches your season, Pedro." "Thank you." "[Military MarchDrums]" "[Continues]" "[Theme to The A-Team]" "[Ends]" " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for me." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " [Pedro] Vote for me." " [Napoleon] Vote for Pedro." " [Pedro] Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." "Vote for Pedro." " Vote for..." "Pedro." "Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop." " I don't have any, Randy." " Come on." "I'll pay you back." "I don't have..." "Stop." " Don't." "Stop." "Stop." " I'll do this to you." " Don't." "Ow." " [Bell Rings]" "Here." "Here." " How's your neck?" " Stings." "That's too bad." "Pedro offers you his protection." " Hey, let me borrow your bike." " No." " Come on." "I'll give you some chips." " No." "[Vehicle Approaching]" " [Hip-hop On Speaker] - [Hydraulics Whoosh]" "[Bus Engine Idling]" "[Door Opens]" "[Squeals]" "[Kissing]" "[Chattering]" "Like a wash, and then you blow-dry it with bleach." "Yeah." "It's so cool." "Hey, you Trisha?" " Yeah." " You remember me?" "I'm a friend of your mom's." "I'm..." "I'm Napoleon's uncle." "Uncle Rico." " Oh." "Yeah." " Hey, could you do me a favor?" "Could you give your mom a couple of these... and tell 'em to hand 'em out to her friends or whoever?" "'Kay." "You girls give me a call if you feel like you could use some." "Have a nice day." "[Both Scoff]" "[Yelps]" "[Engine Sputters, Stops]" "[Groans]" "Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?" "Everybody at school thinks I'm a freakin' idiot 'cause of you." "[Straining] You're gonna clean my van... right now." " Get off of me, you "bodaggit." - [Groans]" "[Groaning]" "[Groans]" "[Groaning]" " [Chattering] - [Boy] Higher." "No, no, higher." " Yeah!" " [Cheering, Hooting]" " [Cheering, Hooting] - [Boy] Yeah." "Hit it.!" "[Muzak Cha-cha On Speakers]" "Dang." "Look, Pedro." "I don't know how they do things down in Juarez... but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride." "Understand?" "Smashing in the face of a piñata that resembles Summer Wheatly... is a disgrace to you, me and the entire Gem State." "[PopSynthesizer, Drum Machine On TV]" "[Man] Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves." "Are you ready to get your groove on?" " Yes." " All right, then." "Let's get started." "[Continues]" "Are you disqualified?" "No." "They just made me take down the flyers as a penalty for the piñatas." "Can you still run for president?" "Yes." "I don't understand." "He say... you're not allowed to smash piñatas that look like real people." "But we do it in Mexico all the time." "Your hair looked great today." "Thank you." "All right." "See you tomorrow, Pedro." "[Burps] Who are you?" " I'm Lafawnduh." " What are you doing here?" "I'm waiting for Kip." " Kip?" " Why are you so sweaty?" " I been practicing." " Mmm." " Practicing what?" " Some dance moves." "You like dancing?" "[Kip] My chores are done." " So, you ready, Lafawnduh?" " I am, honey." "Sorry, Napoleon." "We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib." " Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me." " Here." "You might like that." "My cousin made it." "I'll be waitin'outside for you, baby." "Bye, Napoleon." "See ya." "[Door Opens]" " Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me." " [Door Closes]" "I'm a hundred percent positive that she's my soul mate." "Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too." "Peace out." "See ya." "Is this what you were looking for?" "Nah, I was thinkin'of somethin' a little more... soft around the edges." "Hmm." "Well..." "I have a nice, soft pink sheet I could hang... and I could wrap you in some foam or..." "something billowy?" "Yeah, billowy's good." "[Chuckles]" "[Sighs] It'd be really nice... if I could get the fan going." "I could hang some tinsel from the top." "You know, Deborah, you have... striking features." "Such a soft face should be complimented with a... soft body." "Mr. Rico?" "My friends and clients, they call me "Uncle Rico."" "What are you doing?" "Shh." "Don't say another word." "Napoleon told me you'd be interested." "Napoleon?" "You stop wishin', and call me when you're ready." "[Dance]" "[Phone Rings]" " [Ringing Continues] - [Stops]" " Hello?" " Napoleon?" " Yeah." "Who's this?" " It's Deb... and I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend." " What the heck are you even talkin' about?" " Don't lie, Napoleon." "Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me." "What?" "I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself." "And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?" "[Dial Tone]" " [Door Opens]" " Right on." "Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home." " She didn't tell me anything." " Too bad." "She says she doesn't want you here... when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak." " I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon." " Get off my property!" "It's a free country." "I can do whatever I want." "Get off my property, or I'll call the cops on you." "Well, then do it." "Go on." "Maybe I will." "Gosh!" "[Line Ringing]" " [Man Speaking Spanish On TV] - [Phone Rings]" " Hello?" " Pedro?" " How's it goin'?" " Good." "Deb just called me." "She pretty much hates me by now." " Why?" " 'Cause my Uncle Rico's an idiot!" "Do you have anything to give to her?" "No, not unless she likes fish." " Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow?" " Yes." " Do you already know what you're gonna say?" " Yes... but not all of it." "Just tell 'em that... their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you." " [Sighs]" " I'll see you tomorrow, Pedro." "[Shouts]" "Dang it.!" "What do you think you're doing?" "[Vehicle Approaching]" "Now, if you look right here, we have SallyJohnson from Manitou, Colorado." "Would you like to read her testimonial right there?" "Sure." "Um..." ""After using Bust Must Plus, I have such big bosoms..."" "I don't feel comfortable reading this." "Oh, that's fine." "That's fine." "But do you feel comfortable with me?" "You could be... somewhere around, uh... here." " [Sauce Pans Clattering] - [Rex] Come here, boy.!" " [Commotion, Crashing] - [Rico Yelping]" "[Loud Applause]" "[Applause Fades]" "Well, I never thought I would make it here today." "I would be a great class president because..." "I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and..." "I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls'bathrooms." "Oh, we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms." "Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh... who wants to eat "chimini-changas"next year?" "Not me." "See, with me, it will be summer all year long." " Vote for Summer." " [Loud Applause]" " [Applause Continues] - [Mouthing Words]" "[Applause Ends]" "And now Summer will perform her skit with members of our very own Happy Hands Club." "[Applause]" "Your speech is up next." "Your skit had better be pretty good." " A skit?" " You perform a skit after your speech, Pedro." "What?" "A flippin' skit?" " Why didn't anybody tell us about this?" " [Pop]" "[Continues]" "[No Audible Dialogue]" "[Continues]" " [Ends] - [Loud Applause]" " [Applause Fading]" " I don't want to be president anyway." "Pedro, just listen to your heart." "That's what I do." "I'll just tell them that I have nothing to say." "[Scattered Applause]" "[Applause Fades]" "Hello." "I don't have much to say." "But I think it would be good to have some holy santos brought to the high school... to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck." "El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one." "My Aunt Concha has seen him." "And..." " we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up..." " [Door Opens] and I'd like to see more of that." "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." "Thank you." "[Scattered Applause]" "[Applause Fades]" "Up next, I hope you'll enjoy a skit by Pedro Sanchez." "[Sighs]" "[Slow Electric Piano]" "[Disco, Funky]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Stops]" "[Loud Cheering]" "[No Audible Dialogue]" " [No Audible Dialogue] - [Grunting]" "Oh." "[Applause]" "I caught you a delicious bass." "You wanna play me?" "[Synthesizer Pop]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Continues]" "[Stops]" "I, uh, would like to give you this advice." "And a fella give me some years ago." "He said, "When an argument arises..." ""if you go outside and take, uh, a nice walk..." ""you'll calm down and then you can come back and it won't be an argument." "'And you'll find that helps your health." "All that fresh air and exercise will do you a lot of good."" "[Chuckles]" "Is there anything else you'd like to ask about?" " [Grunts] - [Coughing]" " [Braying]" " Pedro." " Where the heck's Napoleon?" " I don't know." "Lafawnduh Lucas, do you take Kipland Ronald Dynamite... to be your lawful wedded husband... to honor in sickness and health till death do you part?" "I do." "Kipland Ronald Dynamite... do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife... in sickness and health till death do you part?" "You know I do." "By the authority vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "[Braying]" "[Shutter Clicks]" "[Synthesized]" "[Feedback]" "Why do you love me" "Why do you need me" "Always and forever" "We met in a chat room" "Now our love can fully bloom" "Sure the World Wide Web is great" " [Feedback]" " But you, you make me "salvivate"" "Yes, I love technology" "But not as much as you, you see" "But I still love technology" "Always and forever" "Our love is like a flock of doves" "Flying up to heaven above" "Always and forever" "Always and forever" "Yes, our love is truly great" "Always and forever" "Why do you need me" " [Horse Whinnying]" " Why do you love me..." "[Whinnies]" "[Nickers]" "[Whinnies]" "[Whinnies]" "[Nickers]" "Sorry I'm late." "I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys." "Hmm." "Hey, Deb, can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick?" " Sure." " [Shutter Clicks]" "Thanks." "[Horse Whinnying]" "I hope your guys's experiences are unforgettable." "Hmm." "Lookee, lookee." "A little keepsake for you guys." "Lucky."

"You like all kinds of music, huh?" "So do I." "Mahler, The Drifters, The Mello-Kings, Bach." " What are you thinking?" " That you're a horrible driver." "What're you talking about?" "I'm a terrific driver." "This car is part of my body." "It's an extension of my..." " Hope you got insurance, buddy." " Uh, yeah." "You're going to need it." "Give me your license and registration." "Okay, that's it." " You're as crazy as I am." " You're not crazy." "You're just scared." "Why did you say that?" "You're shaking." "What's your name?" "Mine is Jimmy." "What are you looking away for?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Would you like some wine?" "What are you doing?" "Don't keep doing that." "Don't you understand?" "I'll bring you into dreams of yourself." "All you have to do is believe in me." " What?" " You're so full of shit." "No, I mean it." "I do." "Carol." " Carol what?" " Just Carol." "Listen, let me..." "Let me ask you a question." " If you didn't want to..." " I did." " Do we have to have this noise on?" " That's the Chiffons, Dad." "Where's the Jerry Vale tape I got you for Christmas?" " I'm meeting you for lunch, right?" " Well, put it on." "I never understand you." "Either it's a 900-year-old kraut or five niggers with squeaky voices." "Now that Jerry Vale could be singing La Scala." " You going to say it's not beautiful?" " Why don't you stop smoking?" "I'll stop smoking when you stop fucking." "Want a suit like this?" "I'll have one made for you." " No, thanks." "Yellow doesn't..." " What are you talking about yellow?" " The guy sold it to me for cream." " Cream?" " What's the matter?" "You got the crabs?" " No." "I don't know." "My dick's hurting." "Of course your dick's hurting, it's a conspiracy." " What?" " Women." "They bust your balls." "The day a woman loses her virginity, she's a whore." "They're all whores." " Except this girl, Anita." " What Anita?" " This girl I'm thinking of marrying." " Marrying?" " Anita O'Hallahan, O'Hallaran." " Anita what?" "O'Hallaran." "It's Irish." "But she's a goddess." "She's got a body that won't stop." "Big blue eyes, beautiful red hair tits like balloons." "You wouldn't believe it." " You have to marry her?" " I ain't old enough to marry?" "Do you mind?" "If you did, I wouldn't do it." " Do what you like." " If you mind, I won't do it." " Do what makes you happy." " You stick to that, you won't go wrong." "Jimmy, how's your time for the next few days?" " I don't know." "I have..." " A couple hours, that's all I need." " For what?" " I got two collections for you to do." "This guy, Luchino, runs a pizza joint on Bleeker Street." "He's into me for 4000 for three months." "And he keeps crying he's tapped out." "And that's bullshit." "The motherfucker bought a house in Long Beach." "What are you looking at?" "Your eyes keep jumping around like a sea gull." " Ben, I hate to bother you but..." " Sammy, Sammy you'd find me in the middle of the Sahara Desert." "How much?" " I need 500 until Wednesday." " I'll give you 3." "Come on, Ben." "I promise you, I swear you'll get it on time." "Take the 5, take the 5." "But don't be late in paying me, understand?" " Absolutely." "Thanks." "I appreciate it." " Get lost." "Say hello to Helen and the kids for me, will you?" "Look, this other guy could be more of a problem." "Patsy Riccamonza from Detroit." "He's a dealer, messes with colored operations, gambling, narcotics." "So I had Riccamonza checked." "People in Detroit tell me he's legit." " So?" " I let him play some figures on credit." " How much?" " 22,000." " You let him play 22,000 on credit?" " I just told you." "I had him checked." "I go to this Excelsior health club where he hangs out." "One of these two guys with him pulls a pistol on me and sticks it in my ear, and says, "Don't come back." "The man doesn't want to be bothered." Can you believe it?" "He sticks a pistol in my ear." "Now, the next day, I run into this midget dwarf, Flash." "He tells me that Riccamonza's going..." "Riccamonza, that motherless, rat-faced scumbag he is he's going around town telling everybody he's stiffing me." "And if I make any problem, he's going to have me popped." "Going to have me popped." "There's his ticket." "He likes playing favorites." "I don't give a fuck what he likes, he don't pay when he loses." "Now you keep it." "Keep it." "He must think you don't have too many people working." "What "too many people," Jimmy?" "I got nobody." "I got you." "All right, forget about it, huh?" "Just forget it." "I'll bust his head myself with a crowbar." "Just forget about it." " How's that music thing going?" " Good." "What the hell is the matter?" "You're so fidgety." "Nothing." "I'm just thinking about something." "Remember that impresario, Arthur Fox, that used to promote Mom's concerts?" " Thin guy?" " I audition with him Friday." " That's terrific." "You tell your mother?" " Yeah, she knows." "You're gonna be big, there's no question about it." "No question about it." "Most guys who become concert pianists are performing by 10." "It's like anything else in life." "If you know you can do it, you'll do it." "It's just like collecting." "Hi, baby." "What did I tell you?" "Isn't she gorgeous?" "Say hello to my son, Jimmy." "Jimmy, this is Anita O'Hallaran." " O'Hallahan, hi." " O'Hallahan." "Let me get you a chair." " Guess what?" " What happened?" " I got the job." " That's terrific." "Carmine." "Bring me another bottle of that champagne." "What job?" "Angel Magazine is making me their queen for April." "Oh, yeah?" "Your father says you were the best collector in New York." "Ben, you're wanted on the telephone." "I'll be right back, huh?" "You hold the fort." "Say something nice about me while I'm gone." " He's a sweet old man." " He's 57." "And how old are you?" " 32." " I'm 19." "So to us, he's an old man." "You have pretty eyes." "No matter what this kid said about me, believe me, it's not true." "Nobody's got..." "Son of a bitch." "There's not a drop on you." " Oh, my God." "Look who's here." "Excuse me." " Sorry." "Jimmy, what do you think?" "What do you think?" " You're going to marry her, not me." " But what do you think?" "What do I think?" "I think she's a lowlife." "What's the matter?" "Just because she poses for a nude magazine?" "Everybody does that nowadays." "Hey, where you going?" "Hey, Jimmy." "Come on." "Make up your mind." "What do you want?" "Hey, hey, radio." "You don't got a quarter for the jukebox?" "You Luchino?" "Yeah." "So what?" "I need to talk to you." "You have a moment?" "Turn that off." "I like this song." " Then take it outside." " What if I want a slice of pizza?" "Can't read the signs?" "We don't sell slices." "What if I wanted 60 slices?" "You deaf?" "No slice pizza." "Take it on the outside." "Come here a minute." "I have something private I want to say to you." "Whoa, whoa." " Whoa, whoa." " Listen, you owe Ben Angellelli $4000." "You tell Ben Angellelli to suck my cock." "You lost the money." "You should pay your debts." "A double suck." " Dad!" " Get over there." "Get the fuck over there." "You don't like what I did to your father?" "You don't like it?" "Well, I don't like what he did to my father." " Jimmy." "Hey, what's this?" " Pizza money." "No shit?" "So fast?" "Jesus, you're terrific, kid." " He give you any trouble?" " You kidding?" "I said, "Next time my old man is coming, got it?"" " What did he say?" " He gave me the money." " Get out." " I swear." "You said, "The old man is coming," and he gave it up?" " I swear." " No shit." "Waiter?" "Tell this character to turn his radio off." "What are you telling him for?" "Tell me." "All right." "I'm telling you, turn it off." "Do you believe this?" "This is "Summertime, Summertime." The most inventive song of 1958." "Are you going to tell me this song doesn't go with your shrimp?" "You..." "You hit my son and...!" "Come on." "Take it easy." "Relax." "You guys keep your mouth shut and mind your own business about the radio." "Relax." "It's lunchtime." "Don't you ever touch me again, you cunt." "I'll cut your fucking lips off, you cocksucker!" "That was a stupid thing, with your audition coming up, risking a fight." "You could've broken both hands." " Yeah, I know." " Why did you do it?" "I didn't do it." "I just..." "You were looking to do it, you fucking idiot." "What do you say that for?" "Why do you put me down?" "This is ridiculous, this music box." "That's for kids." "It's my tape." "Do you want me to go nuts?" "I have to..." " You are nuts." " Don't say that." "Who ever heard of anybody playing "Summertime, Summertime" when it's 15 fucking degrees below zero." "How you handling this Riccamonza thing?" "I haven't moved on him yet." "Been practicing." "Audition's Friday." "He's badmouthing me." "He's telling everybody how he's stiffing me." " I'll take care of it." " When?" " What is it?" "What is it?" " It's all right." "It's all right." "I get dizzy once in a while, that's all." " Why didn't you tell me?" " Why?" "You a surgery expert?" "Here." " What's that?" " Your share of the pizza money." " I don't want it." " It's $ 1000." "Excuse me." "Is Patsy Riccamonza around?" " I don't know." " Thank you." " Excuse me, is Patsy Riccamonza around?" " I think he's out by the pool." "Thank you." "Will you page Patsy Riccamonza?" "May I have a tea with lemon?" "Yes, sir." "Patsy Riccamonza?" "I'm calling in reference to a financial obligation you have to Ben Angellelli." "That's none of your business." "Now look, you cheap, rotten chiseler." "You have every cent of that $22,000 3:00 tomorrow, the 57th Street Park, or I'll blow your eyes out, got it?" "I understand you got a bad mouth, fella." "You need to close it." "We'll see about that." "You just be there." " You gonna be back later?" " Yeah." "You be good or I'll break your face." " He means it." " I'm tough." "Excuse me." "I got a phone call this morning." "A voice said to come here and look for a girl on the phone." "She'll be the girl of your dreams." "5'5", dark hair, blue eyes." "She's wearing a dusty rose bikini and her name is Julie." "Well, you made a mistake." "I'm 5'6"." "How could I make a mistake when they're playing our song?" "Why not rehearse this somewhere else?" "Because I want it from you." " Want what?" " Love." "Why?" "Do you love me?" "No, I'm in love with a girl called Carol." "I love your..." "My what?" "Your pussy." "How do you know that?" "Of all the different kinds of pussy soft, hot, gravel, velvet, cold, wet, big, small there's one I can feel in my blood, and that's silk, which is yours." "What are you doing?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I have a sunburn." "You're crazy." "You gonna tell your old man about this?" "What old man?" "Patsy." "Who are you?" "Jimmy Angellelli." "Tell him." "It's nothing against you." "You are silk." "Hey." "What's the matter?" "Come on, it's not that bad." "What's the worst that could happen?" "Death?" "So what?" "Everything that ever lived dies." "Think if you were going bald." "That's something to cry about." "Even then, you can get a transplant." " What's your name?" " Esther." " No kidding, so is mine!" " It is not." "It's not my real name." "Shirley is my real name." "You should be ashamed, carrying on like this with a horny kid like me falling in love with you." "You're putting evil thoughts in my mind, Esther." "Relax." "All I'm gonna do is slip a finger in." " Why's your glove up to your elbow?" " My arm's cold." "Turn around, bend over." "Bend over and point your toes in." " Like this?" " In." "Now take a deep breath and hold it." "All right." " All right!" "All right!" " All right, all right." "All right!" "Here it comes." "Okay..." "All right." "The golden rule of urology:" "If you get an erection, you come." "If you don't get an erection, you walk." "Yeah?" "What about heroic fucks?" "What's that?" "You're ready to come, but the girl needs more." "She's gonna cry inside if you shoot it all out so you do your razor-blade fantasies and hold back." "That's a dumb fuck, not a heroic fuck." "You're straining your prostrate glands." "Make up your mind." "Whose penis are we talking about here?" "Yours or hers?" " Hey, beautiful, where you going?" " To have fun." " Come with me and have some more fun." " You're sure of yourself, aren't you?" "That's right." "You're in the way of traffic." "Hey!" "Looking good." "I got it." " Where is it?" " Where's what?" "The $22,000 your man lost." "I don't know nothing about no 22,000 nothing, but we got us a message." "Patsy didn't care for your tone of voice." "He don't want you bothering him again." "Maybe if I shot you two douche bags he'd reconsider." "You gonna shoot us with your radio?" " Hey, you wear shoes." " Yeah." " I'm surprised." " Hey, officer!" " What?" " Your loss." "We're standing here, bothering nobody." "This maniac starts threatening us." " Get out of here!" " Blow off our legs." "And he's flashing illegal gambling." "In his hand, look." "Is this your handwriting?" "Is this your handwriting?" " Yeah." " Come on." "What's your name?" " Jimmy Angellelli." " Let's move." " What's yours?" " What do you mean, "What's mine?"" "Officer Morris Levy." "That's mine." "You're a Levite?" "So am I. We're brothers." " With a name like Angellelli?" " My mother's a Levine." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " My mother's maiden name is DeLucci." " Really?" "DeLucci, Angellelli." "Levy, Levine." "We're brothers." "We're twins." "Look, I wear a chai on my Saint Christopher's medal." " That's no excuse for this." " Forget it, it's nothing." "You shouldn't waste your time with law enforcement." "You're a sensitive guy." "Look at your eyes." "You should be out listening to Shostakovich and The Drifters." "It'll keep you sane." "I'm not worried about my sanity." "Let's go." "You're lucky." "You're not gonna arrest me." "I got to." "You're in..." " I have an audition tomorrow!" " What audition?" " For a recital at Carnegie Hall." " What recital?" "I'm a pianist." "It's with Arthur Fox, the biggest impresario in New York." "Today is the day before the most important day of my life." "Then what were you doing collecting this gambling shit for?" "I don't know." "It's just not that easy..." "It's just not that easy to explain." "Swear to God, I'll never do it again." "Come on, give me a break." "The Arabs want to bury us." "The French want to bury us." "Everybody wants to bury us." "We gotta take care of each other." "I know you're not gonna do this to me." "Three guys are in the desert, an Italian, Irishman and Polack." "The Italian has gorgonzola, the mick has a beer and the Polack is carrying a car door." "So they run into an Arab..." "Why don't you shut your ass and go to sleep." " Who's talking to you, asshole?" " I'm talking to you, sucker." "All you're doing is sitting in your dry piss." " Who's piss?" " I don't see anybody else." "What about me?" "You don't see me?" "You a human being?" "You're a fucking animal." "I'll kick your wop ass, you'll see me." "You couldn't kick my sister's ass, and she's in a wheelchair in Daytona." " You got a sister in Daytona?" " You want to make something of it?" " No, I got a sister in Daytona too." " Yeah?" "No shit." "You bet your Jew ass I do." "I'm not a Jew, you motherfucker!" " Listen!" " Fucking asshole!" "Instead of talking philosophy why don't you let me sing some Bach, all right?" " You a vocalist?" " Pianist." "Listen." "Appear in court March 10th." "Six months is the most you could get and they'll probably drop it." " I'll pay you back tomorrow." " Your dad already took care of it." " May I use your phone?" " No." "Hello?" "Bravo." "Jimmy Angellelli." "Okay." "Mr. Fox, Mr. Angellelli." " Jimmy." " Mr. Fox." "Last I saw you, you came up to my tie." " I'm still short for my age." " Tall enough, and very handsome." " Now all I have to do is play well." " You will." "I have a good feeling." " How's your mother?" " Fine, thank you." " You're doing a toccata?" " Yes." " Do you mind starting with a fugue?" " Fine." " Would you like to begin again?" " Yes." "I tell you, Jimmy, why don't you call me when you're ready." "I am ready." "I can play this piece." "Excuse me." "I play it all the time." "Perfectly." "I don't understand it." "Something's happening to me." "I play this piece better than anybody alive, Mr. Fox." "I'm sorry." "Hi, Ma." "How are you feeling?" " Listen, I..." " I don't want to hear it." "What?" "Whatever it is you plan to hurt me with." " I'm not going to hurt you, Mom." "I..." " Don't I get a kiss?" " Mom, listen..." " You call that a kiss?" "Tell me." "I had that audition with Arthur Fox today." "It didn't work out." "I'm sorry." "It's just too late." "I can play anything when I'm alone, but when there are people..." "I can't seem to relax." "My hands don't work right." "My mind starts interfering." "Can you understand that, Ma?" "Ma?" "Ma." "Don't..." "I can't see you now." "You can't see me now?" "I told you..." "All right." "I can't." "I fucking need you to want me." "If you don't want me, I just..." "I fucking can't do anything." "You wearing a diaphragm?" " Yeah." " Take it out." " I can't." " Take it out." " I can't." " Take it out." "Take it out." "Take it out." "Yes!" "Damn it, now!" "Bad dream?" "What?" " What are you doing?" " I have to go out." " I want you to stay." " I can't." " Don't you understand?" " Understand what?" "What's here." "Just what's there between us." "You know." "Why are you doing this?" "I'm not doing anything." "I just want you to leave." "Why the fuck are you doing this?" "Do you have an old man?" " What about the baby we just made?" " What do you wanna do with it?" "You can't come with me." " Carol just walked in with someone." " Oh, yeah?" "She's pretty." "I didn't know she looked like that." " You're about 12 hours late, ain't you?" " Do you want me to leave?" "If I wanted you to leave, I'd tell you." "You girls wait up here." "Who's your buddy?" "Jimmy." "Why's he looking at me like that?" "I saw you fight Franky Delcenzo when I was 10." "Women used to come just to see him with his shirt off." "I wouldn't know about that, dude." "A lot of guys came too." "He used to lay back." "You see, like..." "Just like that." "When a guy moved in on him to put him away..." "Forget about it." " I like your combination." " Yeah?" "Well, I like your girlfriend." "She must like you too, dude." " But she only likes me, she loves you." " Shut up." " Who you smiling at, my man?" " Carol." "You." "You invite him down here?" "Then why is he here?" "I don't know." "Tell you what, dude." "You're down here, right?" "So you must like to party, right?" "Ain't nobody come into my club that don't likes to party." "I'm gonna do a thing for you." "I got a sweet little girl up at the Pierre Hotel." "I mean she's smart, and she is fine." "She's got a tight, little, sweet ass." "A motherfucker, a freak." "I mean, like, everybody's a freak, right?" "Because she's a real freak." "She enjoys her shit." "I ain't even touched her myself." "I met her last night at a dance." "She did a thing on me with her eyes." "I just knew." "I mean, I could tell." "You understand that?" "Huh?" "See, you're the motherfucker that she'd really like." "Know how I know?" "The cat she was with, her boyfriend, I mean, he looked just like you." "But he wasn't as cute as you, dude." "Can you dig it?" "Anyway, she's alone this morning." "So why don't you come on and go up with Carol and me." "If you want to." "Are you going?" "Excuse me, Dreems." "Butch is here to see you." "You love me?" "Huh?" "You love me?" "I'm your daddy?" "What you going to do, dude?" "Hi, baby, how you doing?" " All right." " Good." "Did you expect me to come without no surprises?" "I was hoping you'd come alone." "Hey, we are alone." "Whenever we're together, baby, we're alone." "I'd like you to meet a friend of mine." "Best friend in the world." "Carol, this is Christa." " Hi, Carol." " Hi, Christa." "Ain't she beautiful, baby?" " Yeah, she is." " Yeah, she is." "She's from Minnesota." "She rides horses and owns a boutique." " You made that dress?" "It's very pretty." " Thank you." " This is my main man, Jimmy." " Hi, Jimmy." "You ever seen two finer ladies in one room before in your life?" "Loosen up, my man, we're gonna party." "Hey, baby, why don't you go and bring him over." "I mean, like, he's your friend, right?" "I mean, you brought him to my club." "She seems upset." "Don't worry about it, she's all right." "How about you?" "Yeah?" "Good." "You see, because I ain't going to do nothing with you or to you." "It's not for you, baby." "You're gonna become silky..." "Hey, dude, can't get your thing together?" "It's cool, my man." "Same thing happened to me, you know?" "See, any motherfucker tell you that in certain situations his dick ain't worth a shit, is telling you lies." "So you better get yourself together, my man." "Come here, baby." "Oh, I like that." "Kiss her." "So sweet." "Kiss her for your daddy." "Kiss her for your daddy." "It's okay, baby, kiss her." "Come on, baby." "Come on." "Kiss her for your daddy." "Just touch it." "Just touch it." "That's it." "Hey." "She doesn't want to, Dreems." " Are you all right?" " I'm okay." "Don't you ever cross me." "We better get out of here, Dreems." " Where have you been?" " How are you, Pop?" "I've been running around like a rat in a crazy box looking for you." "I was out." " Let me ask you a question." " What?" "Ever since you were a kid, did I ever break my word to you?" "No." "You can't blame me if I expect the same thing from you." "I've been trying, Dad." "This guy isn't easy." "Forget about easy!" "For chrissakes!" "If it was easy, I could've hired some asshole." "I called him, I..." "Get rid of him!" "I can't do that." "I never..." "Never?" "Forget never." "This is now." "Dad, I..." "Listen." "You look in my eyes." "Look in my eyes!" " This won't get your money back." " Don't you talk down to me, Jimmy!" "You know goddamn well this is not about money!" " I can't." "Are you looking to stick your prick up my ass?" " What are you talking that way for?" " That's what you're doing!" "Stop that, Dad!" "Will you, please?" "Jimmy!" "You gotta do this thing for me." "Now I need you." " I can't." " Can't?" "Not now." "Not now?" "I should have strangled you in your crib." " Hey, man, what the fuck you want?" " Her." "Man, you don't even understand her ass." "I want you to come with me, Carol." "I want you to stay with me now." "If you don't, I won't be able to want you again." "Well, give me a fucking answer!" "See how you are?" "See what you do, huh?" "See what you do?" "You shouldn't do that shit." " Hello?" " Yeah, it's over." "You got that?" "I said it's over." "Just don't try nothing and you won't get hurt." "Hello?" "Dad." "Dad?" "Dad!" "What's on your mind, pal?" "Look at it, you fucking cocksucker!" "You wanna die?" "You wanna fucking die?" "!"

"(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "(LAUGHS)" "You okay?" "I'm so sorry." "No, that's all right." "Really, it is." "You want me to help you out with this?" "Yeah, that would be amazing." "Thanks." "No problem." "Here, let me just help you out here." "These, too?" "Okay, here, let me get that for you." "Thanks." "Yeah." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "[MAN]:" "Come on, boy!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" " [BOB]:" "Connie." " [CONNIE:" "Bob." "What you're proposing, Connie, is, to say the very least, extreme." "Very extreme." "I agree, Bob, but in this particular case," "I truly believe we have to do whatever it takes." "(SHOE SOBBING)" "(SOBBING CONTINUES)" "[MAN]:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "(SHOE GROANING)" "Move, move, move!" "(WOMAN WHIMPERING)" "[DIXON]:" "What are you doing?" "Get off me." " [MAN]:" "Please." "I don't wanna die." " (TAYLOR LAUGHING)" "[TAYLOR]:" "We all gotta go sometime, huh?" "(URINATING)" "(SOBBING)" "Four months ago, each of you little piggies attended auditions to be on a never-before-seen reality TV game show." "And guess what?" "(WHIMPERING)" "You won." "Hey." "Rhonda Shoemaker." "I think, in life, some people are meant to be on TV, and I'm one of them." "My favorite color is yellow, like the sun." "Hi, I'm Randall, and I'm totally off-the-hook gay and proud of it." "(LAUGHS)" "You're a cutie, aren't you?" "My favorite book is Ok!" "Magazine." "Hi, I'm Toni, and I have the IQ of Einstein and Stephen Hawking, put together." "I wanna lead our country." "Next question." "My name is Angel, on loan from England." "Me, too." "He's my brother Stanton/parole officer." "Hello." "(LAUGHING)" "When Stanton and I were two, our mother dropped him on his head." "And he doesn't know." "Well, but I do." "Dixon, 6'2", 200 pounds." "You know, people used to say I look like Will Smith." "Now they say Barack Obama." "Okay." "(LAUGHS)" "The name of the show is The Task, and the premise is simple." "To win $20,000 each, all you have to do is spend one night in a prison." "That abandoned prison." " (STANTON WHISTLES) - [ANGEL]:" "Whoa." "Holy shit!" "Cool." "How come I've never heard of this show?" "Like, how do we know this is not some sort of frat house prank?" "[DIXON]:" "Right." "This is actually our third show, but we won't be on-air until the fall." "And as for knowing if this is anything more than a college prank, you'll just have to play for the money to find out." "You'll be asked to perform a series of tasks." "Tasks that will test your nerves, your courage and your sanity." "Sounds like fun, right?" "What kind of task are we talking about, dawg?" "That I can't tell you." "You either accept the challenge or not." "(HORN HONKING)" "Feel free to take the easy way out, by jumping into this yellow taxi cab, yes, the pun is intentional," "and going home." "Make your decision now." "[ANGEL]:" "I'm in." "What, you kidding me?" "I'll pay you to let me do this." "Where do I sign?" "Shit!" "I can't have no girl do this while I take off." "My boys will rob my ass to the grave." "I'm in." "(SIGHS) I have to look after my baby sister." "I'm in." "You guys are insane." "Do any of you know the history of that prison?" "Some really fucked up shit went down in there." "He's right." "Some truly disturbing events took place on the other side of those walls." "Like what?" "Stick around." "You'll find out." "The total money will be divided equally between the survivors, but if all of you make it through the night, there will be a substantial bonus." "So the team counts." "Ain't enough money in the world to make me stay in that place." "So, you're out?" "Way out." "Anybody else wanna join him?" "Not me." "Well, there's no way I'm riding all the way back to the city with urine boy." "(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)" "Oh, I'm in." "Just get me the hell out of here." "Your chariot awaits." "Unlock him." "Bye." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "You guys are idiots." "This is for some fucking frat party joke and you're all gonna be made fun of." "You're all gonna look like a bunch of losers." "Can't you just see this video playing at a party?" "Or we get famous." "(LAUGHS)" "Jesus!" "There's a freaking human head in there!" "Don't worry, it's not real." "Sure as hell looks real to me." "What we in the business like to call a "special effect"." "Pretty cool, huh?" "A little taste of what's waiting for you in there." "Thanks to our award-winning special effects team." "Follow me, my friends." "[NARRATOR]:" "In the warm, swampy water, lazy crocodiles wait for the next meal." "The Indian crocodiles have long, pointed faces." " These crocodiles are called..." " (DOOR OPENS)" "CONNIE:" "Boys." "I see you're working hard as usual." " Are we ready?" " Totally ready." "Totally and absolutely." "Good." "Let's keep it that way." "Yes, ma'am." "(DOOR OPENS)" "[MAN]:" "Hey." "And the award for "Best Performance in a Reality TV Show"" "goes to me." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "(LAUGHING)" "[BIG DADDY]:" "Great job selling the fear out there, man." "Yeah." "I can't believe any of those kids stuck around for the show." "You actually looked like you were terrified out there." "Well, that's because I am." "I mean, first of all, just looking at that place totally creeps me out." "And second, I have a cousin that lives near here, and he told me that, like, 20 people, homeless people, disappeared in there." "Did you know about that?" "About the dead homeless people?" "Sure." "Why didn't you say anything?" "Some homeless people died." "Big deal." "That's kind of a lot of people for a coincidence." "I mean, do you really think it's safe in there?" "Safe enough to get the show insured." " Any more questions?" " [BIG DADDY]:" "Yeah." "How do you sleep at night?" "Like a baby." "Let's do this." "[SNOW]:" "Okay." "We are filming." "[TAYLOR]:" "All of you have chosen, of your own free will, to spend the night in this prison for the chance to win $20,000 each." "Pretty straight forward, right?" "Okay, then let's get this party started." "You'll find everything you need in your base camp, which is located in the Warden's office." "Where's that?" "Well, it's kind of complicated." "Maybe one of you should write it down." "But you took away all of our possessions, so how are we supposed to write it down?" "Oh, darn." "Then I guess you just have to remember everything I say." "Go straight down the hall, hang a right, another right, then a left." "Then straight on up the first flight of stairs, a left, a right, then one more left." "You want me to say it again?" "Yeah." "Too bad." "When you get there, you'll find the key to release you from those shackles." "Is there anyone else inside?" "Mmm." "Smart question." "We'll just have to wait and see." "(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)" "I thought coming out of the closet was scary." "Have fun, inmates." "Good luck." "(DOOR LOCK BEEPING)" "Where's she going?" "(WATER TRICKLING)" "(SPOOKILY) Welcome to The Task." "Can you please not do that?" "(DOOR SQUEALING)" "[DIXON]:" "I can't see a damn thing in here." "[RANDALL]:" "Okay." "Does anybody remember which way he said to go?" "It's straight, a right, then a left." "No, it's straight, two rights then a left." "Too many "straights"." "No, it's, "Go straight down the hall," ""hang a right, another right, a left." ""Then straight on up the first flight of stairs," ""a left, a right, and one more left"." "What are you?" "(MICE SQUEAKING) Hmm." "She's smart." "Hmm." "Bob has found us some really great contestants here." "Guys, we're gonna have a great show." "Careful." "Careful." "Jesus." "What is this place?" "[CONNIE]:" "Okay, and get ready." "(CHUCKLING)" " That was fun." " Shut up!" "(SHARP WHINING)" "And speed them up." "Yes, my queen." "(DOGS GROWLING)" "(HOWLING)" "(DOGS BARKING)" "Guys..." "Dogs!" "(BARKING INTENSIFIES)" "Hey, hey!" "Go, go, go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go, go, go!" "Now go!" "Left turn." "Why am I not seeing anything?" "Shit, shit, shit, shit." " [SNOW]:" "Well, I don't know." "The power's going down, the backup should've kicked in by now." "Shit!" " RANDALL:" "Hurry!" "(SIGHS)" "It's a weird glitch, huh?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Careful!" "Left!" "Here we are." "Cool." "We're here." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(DOOR LOCK BEEPING)" "Damn, it's cold in here." "Look, key." "[DIXON]:" "Hell yeah." "(GROANS)" "Okay." "Hey, guys, look." "DIXON:" "Yeah, come on." "Cool." "All right, you." "[STANTON]:" "Who's that?" "[TONI]:" "I guess it's the Warden." "[DIXON]:" "Get this one." "Yeah, my turn." "Okay, yeah." "[SHOE]:" "Wow." "Cool map." "[STANTON]:" "Hey, check this out." "[DIXON]:" "What you got, man?" ""Greetings, brave contestants." "" That would be me." ""Welcome to Warden Clem Harvis' personal office." ""In the center of the room is a box." ""You are to take turns reaching in the box" ""to retrieve a single chess piece." ""This chess piece will determine your own personal symbol." ""You cannot trade with any of the other contestants." ""Legend has it that the Warden used to put" ""a little surprise in the box." ""Razor blades were a personal favorite"." "Okay, now that's..." "That's sick, man." ""Now, it's your turn to put your hand in the box"." "Shit." "So, who wants to go first?" "[ANGEL]:" "Me." "(SHOE CHUCKLING)" "(EXHALES)" "(SCREAMING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "(SCREAMING)" "What the hell is going on?" "I don't know." "What do you mean you don't know?" "I mean, I don't know." "I didn't put anything in the box." "Just the chess pieces." "(LAUGHS)" "Seriously?" "You should have seen all of your faces." "(SCELZI LAUGHING)" " She's funny, man." " [DIXON]:" "Not cool, man." "Not cool." "Silly bitch." "Not cool." "(LAUGHS)" "Bishop." "Yeah." "Black king." "Black rook." "White knight." "(CHUCKLES)" "White queen." "(MONITOR BEEPS)" "Hey, look." "(PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)" "[SHOE]:" "Aw!" "(LAUGHING)" "Holy shit!" "(SCOFFS)" "Okay, that is really fucking creepy." "(LAUGHING CRAZILY)" "Welcome, my little piggies, to The Task." "Now, for a little history of Pennyville State Prison." "In 1931, with the climbing budgets during the Depression, the cold blooded Warden thought he could keep his fortune on track by eliminating certain overhead costs." "His inmates!" "(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)" "Eventually the Warden was exposed, but not before having executed 85 inmates!" "(LAUGHING)" "The last person to be served a death sentence here was Warden Harvis himself." "To this day, it is on record that his last words were," ""My work here is not yet done!"" "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "Rumor has it that the Warden still roams the halls." "Tonight, you will be asked to go face to face with the Warden, and the tortured souls that still inhabit the building you are now in." "Task one." "White Queen." "Try not to die!" "(LAUGHING)" "Does anybody want to trade?" "Hell no!" "Well, I don't get it." "What's my task?" "Okay." ""The White Queen will got to the prison chapel to complete his task." ""The other contestants will instruct him how to get there," ""by using the radio headsets" ""and the map found on the wall" ""in the Warden's office." ""Once there, you'll receive further instructions"." "(DOOR CLOSES) (GASPS)" "(DOOR LOCKS)" "My greatest fear would have to be..." "Anything to do with all things religious." "[RANDALL]:" "Okay." "Can you hear me?" "Yeah, where are you?" "Still in the first hallway." "Okay." "It says to go straight and take the first opening on your left." "(PEOPLE MOANING)" "(CRYING OUT)" "(SHOUTING CONTINUES)" "(CHAINS RATTLING)" "Nice job with the sound." "Hey, thanks." "(PEOPLE SHOUTING)" "(CRACKLING)" "[RANDALL]:" "Oh, shit." "What?" "They turned my torch off." "I can't see a damn thing." "[SHOE]:" "Okay, take it easy, Randall." "Now, make a right and go straight." "(CHILD WEEPING)" "(BABIES CRYING)" "[RANDALL]:" "There's babies hanging!" "Children's..." "I imagine they have the place wired for audio input." "Audio being more profound in tapping into our primal fears than sight." " Is that right?" " Yeah." "Okay." "[SHOE]: "Continue forward and there should be..." ""a corridor off to your right." ""Pennyville Chapel's located in the same wing..." ""as the death row jail cells." "(METALLIC SCREECHING)" "(DOOR SQUEALING OPEN)" ""It is in this chapel that many convicts would visit," ""as they made their way down" ""to their final moments in the gas chamber." ""It is also the place where Warden Harvis had many prisoners tortured" ""just before putting them to death"." "God!" "[RANDALL]:" "Sounds like a real sweetie." "No, I'm good, man." "[SHOE]: "The task at hand is to get to the chapel" ""and light a candle for the souls who died there"." "Freaking stoner." "[SHOE]: "Continue forward" ""and there should be a large wooden door to your right"." "(WATER TRICKLING)" "(CHAINS RATTLING)" "Did you hear that?" "[SHOE]:" "What?" "I don't know." "It was a sound." "Okay, I..." "I think someone's in the room with me." "[TONI]:" "They're using speakers, Randall." "(THUD)" "Seriously." "Okay." "(MICE SQUEAKING)" "(CREAKING OPEN)" "Oh, my..." "[SNOW]:" "Ooh." "Nice set." "Okay, I'm at the altar, but I don't see anything to light the candle with." "Okay, never mind." "Now what?" "[SHOE]:" "They want you to turn off your flash light." "Oh." "No way." "There's no way in hell that I'm turning off..." "Okay, now what?" "[SHOE]: "Open the Bible to the marked page..." ""where you'll find the Lord's Prayer." ""Having been desecrated 75 years ago," ""this once holy place is a likely hotspot of paranormal activity"." "Yeah, okay." "I got it." ""You are to call upon the dark spirit of the Warden Harvis..." ""by reading the Lord's prayer"..." "Oh, my. "In reverse"." "[TONI]:" "No way." "Oh, hell no, man." "Don't do that shit." "Uh-uh." "(SIGHS)" "I can't..." "I can't do that." "That's total Satan stuff." "I can't..." ""Once your task is completed..." ""if there is no sign of the Warden," ""you can return to base camp"." "Just..." "Just read it and come back." "Yeah." "Deep breath, Randall." "Just do it." "Please forgive me, whoever I may be pissing off." "This wasn't my idea." "Okay." ""Evil from us deliver" "[MAN IN RASPY VOICE]:" ""Our Father who art in heaven..." ""but temptation into not us lead." ""Thy kingdom come." "Thy will be done." ""On earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day..." ""And us against trespass..." ""who those forgive we as trespasses our us forgive." ""And bread daily our day this us give." ""Heaven in is it..." ""as earth on done be will thy," ""come Kingdom thy." "Name thy be hallowed." ""Heaven in art who Father our"." "Please say I can leave now." ""Before you head to the base camp"..." "God, Randall, you have to blow out the candle." "Bloody hell." "You're joking, right?" "[SHOE]:" "And sit there for one minute." "(SIGHS)" "The things I do for money." "(BEEPING)" "[SHOE]:" "Where'd he go?" "It would be my estimation that the production has cut off our ability... to communicate with our homosexual friend... in order to create a more terrifying atmosphere." "Whatever." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Hey." "We're just finishing up the first task." "(WATER TRICKLING)" "[CONNIE]:" "Sure, like clockwork." "[RANDALL]:" "Guys?" "[CONNIE]:" "I think we got some really good stuff." "Yeah." "You, too." "[RANDALL]:" "Guys?" "Guys?" "Guys!" " [SHOE]:" "Randall?" " Oh." "Hey." "Do you see anyone?" "No." "Okay, task completed." "Return to base." "If I knew ahead of time that it was gonna be that scary," "I would never have done it." "Come on, dude, it couldn't have been that bad." "Totally not worth the money." "But having done it, it was totally worth the money." "Oh, thank God I'm finished." "Look at me, I'm still shaking." "I don't think I could handle doing it again." "You never know." "They might ask you to do another one." "Don't joke." "I swear you can feel some kind of twisted vibe out there." "It's like walking through heavy fog, only it's ice cold." "It was creepy." "Is it me, or is it getting colder in here?" "Yeah, she's right." "I want to go next." "[CONNIE]:" "What exactly do you mean," ""There are some cameras down"?" "What do you want me to say?" "I'm sorry, but this is pretty complicated stuff." "We'll get Scelzi to go down... and have a look and fix them." "Unbelievable." "Get it done and pause the game." "(URINATING)" "[SNOW ON RADIO]:" "Scelzi." "Scelzi?" "Can you hear me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I need you to go down and have a look at some cameras." "Yeah." "Boys." "Too late." "[TAYLOR]:" "We need to talk." "I'm busy." "Well, we talk now or I walk." "[TAYLOR]:" "You know that the success of this show... is very, very important to me, right?" "It's important to me too, Taylor." "Okay, good." "So why are you trying to sabotage it, hmm?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I've been doing a little research." "(LAUGHS)" "And by "research," what you actually mean... is you've been fucking one of the local girls." "Am I right?" "Loose lips sink ships, Taylor." "Yeah, well, you know what she told me?" "Okay, this prison didn't just have a men's wing, all right?" "It had a women's wing, too, all right?" "And the twisted fucking Warden would roam around it, naked, answering to no one." "He beat them, he raped them, made them have his children, then he starved them to death." "People say he even fed some of them their own babies." "What's your point?" "(SCOFFS)" "My point?" "My point is that the real story would have made the show a hit!" "Everybody would've been talking about us." "The story you cranked out is nothing compared to the real one." "I agree." "So why didn't we use it?" "Because the town said they'd sue us if we did." "They did?" "Yeah." "Oh." "Right." "Are we done here?" "Yeah." "No, wait." "No." "Wait, wait, wait." "No, there is..." "There is one more very important thing I need to discuss with you." "Oh, yeah?" "What's that?" "The girl I slept with," "I think she gave me crabs." "(LAUGHS SOFTLY)" "Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap." "(EXCLAIMS)" "They on?" "[SNOW]:" "Yep, they're on." "Sweet." "[SNOW]:" "Scelzi, what was that?" "Just a little something to get me through the night." "Do you want?" "No, I do not want." "Just get your hairy butt back here, okay?" "Aye, aye, captain." "Hello?" "(LAUGHS)" "You scared the shit out of me." "You seem a little tense, man." "You wanna get high?" "I've got some good stuff." "Suit yourself." "(DOOR OPENS)" "How we doing?" "Fixed?" "Great." "Just great." "We are totally ready to go." "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "Test two." "Bishop!" "(DOOR OPENS)" "I would have to say my biggest fear would be being buried alive." "(MICE SQUEAKING)" "Where do I go next?" "Okay, "Go right at the end of the hallway." ""This will lead you to Freedom Row"." "(DOOR SQUEALING)" "(RUSTLING)" "(THUD)" "All right," "I'm at the end of Freedom Row." "What do I do next?" "Tell him to go right again." "[ANGEL]:" "Go straight on and then right." "Straight and right." "Got it." "(MICE SQUEAKING)" "(SQUEALING)" "(TRICKLING)" "Oh, shit!" "[ANGEL]:" "What?" "What is it?" "I don't know, something just dripped on my forehead." "What?" "Blood." "Oh." "It's not real blood." "Yeah." "No shit, Sherlock." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "I love that girl." "[ANGEL]:" "Okay, do you see a door to a staircase... somewhere on your left?" "Oh, man, please tell me I get to go up and not down." "[ANGEL]:" "Sorry." ""Down one floor to the lowest level..." ""in the entire prison complex." ""The level you are going to..." ""is known amongst inmates as Suicide Row"." "[MAN]:" "Shit, man!" "Hold me back, hold me back." "[ANGEL]:" "Okay, take approximately 80 paces." "Eighty paces?" "Who do I look like, a pirate?" "(LAUGHS)" "(CREAKING)" "(MICE SQUEAKING)" "(METALLIC THUD)" "(VOICES CHATTERING)" "You should see a metal door... once you've gone a flight down." "[DIXON]:" "Okay." "Yeah, I see it." "(SQUEALING)" "[ANGEL]:" "It says..." "Damn." ""Welcome to solitary confinement, cell number five." ""Solitary confinement was the most feared cell block..." ""in the entire facility." ""For the violent and frequently insane," ""cell number five was the biggest contributor..." ""to the cell block's death toll"." "(SNIFFING)" "Shit." "[ANGEL]:" "What?" "What happened?" "No, nothing happened." "This place literally smells like shit." "Look, just tell me what I need to do... so I can get the hell out of here." "Okay, do you see a boiler suit?" "[DIXON]:" "Yeah." "Yeah, I see it." "Right, put it on." "[MAN]:" "No!" "Ooh." "Cool bugs." "Thanks." "You guys ever get tired of complimenting each other?" "I don't." "Do you?" "Um..." "No." "(BIG DADDY CHUCKLING)" "The things I do." "(WHIRRING)" "[DIXON]:" "Okay, I got it on now." "It says, "If an inmate failed in his suicide attempt," ""he'd be further punished" ""by being placed in the hole"." ""You are to now re-enact the torture of a prisoner". (FLIES BUZZING)" "Okay, so where is it?" "Under your feet." "Oh, come on!" "You gotta be kidding me." "I mean, this thing is, like, full of shit in here." "Money, money, money." "(MUTTERING)" "[SNOW]:" "That's a pretty harsh task." "[ANGEL]: "Once in the hole, you are to await further instructions"." "Okay." "(COUGHING)" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Shit." "They've cut us off again." "(FLIES BUZZING)" "Hey, no offense, but I really hope you're not my task." "[SNOW]:" "Connie." "What?" "[SNOW]:" "Take a look at this." "What is it, Snow?" "Just tell me." "No." "Come look." "What?" "[CONNIE]:" "What the..." "Who is that?" "That isn't..." "You're fired." "Why?" "You go behind my back and you hire some extra to be in the show... when I specifically told you not to, and you wanna know why you're fired?" "That's not my guy." "SNOW:" "Well, that's weird." "He just disappeared." "Where'd he go?" "Who the fuck was that?" "[BIG DADDY]:" "I don't know." "Don't look at me." "Look, Connie, you've got to get that guy out of there, all right?" "I mean, this is gonna screw up the show." "Damn." "This is gonna kill us." "You're sure this isn't just you screwing around?" "Scout's honor." "(BIG DADDY LAUGHING)" "Why are you laughing?" "This isn't funny." "It's so obvious." "What is so obvious?" "Come closer." "Remember when I asked you... why you were having Snow rig cameras in the control booth?" "Yeah." "The network wanted some guys in there... to shoot some behind-the-scenes..." "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "You're right." "(LAUGHING)" "It's kind of genius, isn't it?" "It's total genius." "What are you two talking about?" "We're part of the game." "What?" "You mean to tell me that the network is throwing some twists into the game just to see how freaked out we get?" "Bingo!" "(SOFTLY) So what do we do now?" "Go on with the show." "As planned." "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "Task three." "Black King and White Knight." "Task four." "Black Rook and White Queen." "Double trouble." "I like it." "Told you you might have to do another task." "Smartass." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(DOOR LOCK BEEPING)" "Okay, Black King and White Knight are to turn right and make their way to the gas chamber." "White Queen and Black Rook are to go straight and head to the prison kitchen." "Okay, laters." "Good luck." "My greatest fear would be being left alone." ""King and Knight go left and then right." ""Rook and the Queen go to the end of the hall" ""and take the stairwell down"." "(SIGHS)" "Scelzi, pick up." "I need to talk to you." "Scelzi, are you there?" "(OVER RADIO) Can you hear me?" "Come on, pick up." "(WATER TRICKLING)" "(CHUCKLES)" "We're in." "[ANGEL]: "Welcome to the gathering room." ""The windows in front of you have been the viewing area..." ""where hundreds of citizens..." ""witnessed dozens of condemned men..." ""breathe their last breaths." ""If the condemned wished," ""this is where he would receive his last rights"." "You should see a light switch at the rear wall." ""If you're being put to death..." ""during the reign of Warden Harvis," ""you might also find him enjoying his evening meal here," ""calling it 'Dinner and a show"." ""Black King and White Knight are to enter the gas chamber"." "Again, nice set, Connie." "Can't take credit for that, it's the real deal." "Only thing the legal department could clear." "Cool, right?" "Well, it's scary all right." "Christ!" "What's that smell?" "It is a well documented fact... that execution chambers frequently have the smell of death in them." "Of course the smell isn't actually death." "When a human knows his or her life is about to come to an end, it will tend to reach an anxiety level... that will cause it to emit highly noxious odors." "In this particular case, we're smelling a combination of human smells... and the smells of the gas used to kill said human." "[ANGEL]:" "Now for the fun part, boys and girls." "Black King gets to sit down in the gas chair." "Black King?" "That would be me." "And await further instructions." ""White Queen and Black Rook are to make their way" ""to the rear of the dining hall." ""There you'll find some meat and a pan." ""This is to be cooked and eaten"." "[SHOE]:" "Oh, man!" "[RANDALL]:" "Great." "I'm starving." "[ANGEL]: "Inmates were always suspicious that meat supplied..." ""was not cow, pig or lamb," ""but something else." ""Something sweet and nothing like anyone had ever tasted before"." "[RANDALL]:" "So, we're talking human flesh, right?" "You in?" "Yes." "Guess what you get to do now?" "I give up." "You get to strap Toni in." "I'm paraphrasing here, but Toni should fully comprehend... the fear the victims felt when they were about to be gassed." "You're good at that." "(LAUGHS)" "Let's just say, some of my girlfriends have been on the kinky side." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Okay, she's all strapped in." "What now?" "Okay, you have to exit the chamber and seal it." "[STANTON]:" "Oh." "Is that okay with you?" "Mmm-hmm." "What are you doing?" "Just in case." "(SIGHS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Okay." ""Your task is to shut off the master valve" ""before the gas terminates your teammate"." "[TONI]:" "You need to follow the pipes." "Makes sense." "(SIGHS)" "Okay, got it." "(GAS HISSING)" "My greatest fear?" "Well, I'm vegetarian, so I guess eating meat." "(SIZZLING)" "Guys." "Guys?" "Guys." "Taking bets?" "I will bet 100 on her throwing up." "Done." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Hmm." "Not bad." "Mmm." "Sweet." "It's weird." "I can't do this." "I can't." "It's my worst nightmare." "Come on, sweetie, that's the show." "Just think," ""No more college debt"." "Look, remember what he said?" ""If the team wins, there'll be a substantial bonus"." "Do it for the team, girlfriend." "(SIGHS)" "(GROANING)" "Wow." "(CHOKING)" "You gonna hurl?" "(RETCHING)" "Thank you." "Okay, Angel, I'm at the bottom of the stairs." "(GROANS)" "Shit!" "What?" "What is it?" "Oh." "Nothing." "It's just more of that fake blood." "[DIXON]:" "Do you hear me?" "[SNOW]:" "He's back." "[DIXON]:" "This really stinks." "Let me out." "Hey, come on." "Hey, let me out, man." "This really stinks." "For real." "My God!" "Who is that man standing there?" "Topless." "So manly." "[DIXON]:" "Let me out." "[SNOW]:" "I don't know, Con. This guy is actually starting to creep me out." "[CONNIE]:" "Yeah." "You and me both." "Hey." "Hey, come back!" "Hey, stop playing." "Let me out." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(SIGHS)" "So, what's up?" "Taylor." "I need to talk with you." "Outside?" "Sure." "Big news." "I think the company's playing us." "What?" "(GAS HISSING)" "(TONI PANTING)" "Who's there?" "(PANTING)" "Who are you?" "Show me the chamber." "[BIG DADDY]:" "Sorry." "The smoke's too thick." "Shall we cover Rook and Queen?" "Where are they?" "I don't know, but just give me one second." "Yup, Connie." "Here, I got them." "There." "There's that guy again, see?" "Wow." "Who the hell is that?" "(LAUGHS)" "Okay, how'd he get there so quick?" "That's the guy from the painting, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it... it looks like him." "[ANGEL]:" "Cool." "No, not cool." "He either walks through walls, or there are more than one of them." "(LAUGHS) We all seen The Prestige, right?" "(METALLIC THUD)" "(PEOPLE SHOUTING)" "Do you mind if we pass?" "Please?" "(GASPS)" "(SOBBING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Guys?" "Guys?" "(LAUGHING)" "Fake blood pack, fake shiv." "Nice." "Nicely done." "In fact, maybe even Oscar worthy." "No." "No, that's not right." "This is way, way off script." "It looked real to me." "Connie, they are playing us." "Trust me." "Warden Harvis, meet Connie Solomon." "What?" "Look." "They copied the picture." "What?" "[BIG DADDY]:" "Casting." "Costume." "Easy." "Hold on." "No." "No." "No!" "You're right." "He's a real ghost." "(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)" "(SQUEALING)" "Can't get any more off than that." "(BONES CRACKLING)" "[CONNIE]:" "Shit!" "That's Stanton he's carrying." "SNOW:" "He goes any further with him, he's gonna take him off my grid." "What?" "Look, it's a huge prison." "I mean, I couldn't put my cameras everywhere." "[CONNIE]:" "Show me the hole." "(PANTING)" "Show me the chamber." "Taylor, somebody's gotta go in there and see if they're okay." "I can tell you, they don't look okay." "She's acting, acting, acting." "Where is Scelzi then?" "I don't know." "Probably off his face somewhere." "No." "No, something is not right here." "I'm gonna call the office." "(RINGING TONE)" "Bob." "Hi." "Yeah, it's me." "Look, I need to ask you, have you thrown in any surprises on this one?" "Any..." "No." "Okay." "Yeah, you too." "Good night." "(SIGHS)" "They say they've got no idea what's going on here." "BS." "Still feels wrong." "Okay, I'll go and prove it to you." "No problemo." "Anyone coming?" "Yeah, I'll go." "I'll grab a camera and get some cool footage." "Thank you." "All right." "Yeah." "Again." "Task five." "Black Pawn." "(LAUGHING)" "Your destination is cell seven." "Lucky." "You must be nice to them." "Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" "(LAUGHING CRAZILY)" ""Easy peasy lemon squeezy"." "(SIGHS)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(FLIES BUZZING)" "Let me out!" "Hey, this ain't fun no more." "(DIXON BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(DIXON WHIMPERING)" "(BANGING)" "Hey, you know what?" "You're actually kind of photogenic." "Yeah, so funny, pretty boy." "Hey." "You." "It's freezing in here." "I want to do my task." "Kill the air-con." "What?" "I turned it off 20 minutes ago." "[ANGEL]:" "Come on." "Connie, what do you wanna do?" "Hold the game." "Wow, this place is kind of spooky, right?" "Yeah." "You should try rigging our shit in here on your own." "It gets a bit weird." "Look, look." "That guy." "The extra?" "Where?" "Hey." "Where'd he go?" "I don't know." "I didn't see him." "[TAYLOR]:" "He went right past here." "[BIG DADDY]:" "Dead end." "[TAYLOR]:" "What was that?" "[BIG DADDY]:" "Yeah, what was that?" "[TAYLOR]:" "Shit." "No!" "Taylor?" "Put Angel on screen." "We need to get those kids out of there." "Can you hear me?" "Yeah." "Hi." "Yeah." "Good." "Listen up." "There's been a slight change of plans." "We're gonna need to stop the show." "What?" "Why?" "I'm gonna be honest with you." "There is somebody in there with you." "Who?" "We're not sure." "But I need you to get yourself out of there as fast as possible, understood?" "(ANGEL CHUCKLING)" "You're playing me?" "You're trying to freak me out." "It's genius." "Pure genius." "It's great." "It's gonna be a hit show." "Yeah." "No, please." "Angel." "My name is Connie Solomon," "I'm the producer of this show, and I am telling you to get the hell out of there." "Open the door." "I want to win and I want my money." "So open the door!" "(DOOR BEEPS OPEN)" "Who opened the door?" "Sorry, you're not serious, are you?" "Idiot." "Oh, shit!" "Sorry, I thought you were playing to the cameras." "You're task is to memorize and locate the clearly marked cell seven." "Lucky!" "In this cell, Warden Harvis received a near fatal stab wound from an inmate." "(PEOPLE CRYING OUT)" "You'll find a key in that cell, and this key can release both your inmate colleagues from the hole and the gas chamber." "(BEEPING)" "(SNAPPING FINGERS)" "Cool." "Is that all you got for me?" "Easiest money I've ever made." "What am I afraid of?" "Nothing." "(DOOR SQUEALING OPEN)" "(GROANING)" "(SCREAMING)" "[STANTON]:" "Angel!" "Stanton?" "[STANTON]:" "Anyone?" "Anyone?" "Help!" " Bollocks." " (METALLIC THUD)" "Great, now she's gone off my grid." "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "(GASPS)" "Angel?" "Angel." "Where are you?" "Help!" "Hey." "Put me down." "Put me down." "Who are you?" "(STANTON GROANING)" "Angel?" "Angel!" "What..." "This isn't right." "Put me down." "Hold on." "It's you." "(GROANS)" "(GAGGING)" "[ANGEL]:" "No!" "(GROWLING)" "(SCREECHING)" "There you are." "What the..." "Angel, are you okay?" "He killed my brother." "He's gonna kill me." "He killed my brother." "Go." "Run!" "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "(DOOR SQUEALING OPEN)" "And the winner of The Task is" "Connie Solomon." "New Jersey School of Acting." "Not bad for a straight guy, right?" "(SHOE LAUGHING)" "Huh." "You all are complete and total... (LAUGHS)" "Might I add, very clever assholes!" "Hey, congratulations." "You're gonna be on TV." "(LAUGHING)" "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "This is for you." "It's Bob." "[BOB ON PHONE]:" "Connie, you there?" "Yeah, just about." "How in the hell did you organize all of this?" "With great difficulty." "It's gonna make a great show." "I will deal with you later." "I'm gonna de-rig some of my shit first, okay?" "[TAYLOR]:" "Okay, sure." "You really are an asshole." "You said you wanted a great show, didn't you?" "Well, you got it." "Yeah." "Oh." "What about the others?" "You go wrap Toni, I'll get Dixon and Stanton." "Okay, Snow, that's a wrap." "Hey, guys, you all go get cleaned up and change." "Let's get ready for the wrap party and some champagne." "Oh." "Great acting work." "Show's over." "Toni?" "(GASPS)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "Good job, Dixon." "Okay, Dixon." "That's a wrap, buddy." "You okay?" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(DOOR LOCK BEEPING)" "Quit dicking around, Snow." "(DIXON PANTING)" "(GASPS)" "(WING HOWLING)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(GROWLING)" "(GASPING)" "(COUGHING)" "(LOUD SCREECHING)" "(ALL SCREAMING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(GASPING)" "Hey, you got anything to say?" "We have to get them out of there." "No, give it to the camera." "To the camera." "We have to get them out of there." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Hey, kiddo." "Calm down." "The show is over." "We've wrapped." "Give it to the camera." "Give it to the camera." "Get that out of my face!"