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Emily: I saw you at the beach yesterday. What were you doing there? Richard: i was just exhausted from studies. Came out just to relax. What were you doing there? Emily: I was just passing by. and Were't you supposed to with your family at picnic that time? Richard: I did not want to go. Emily: and Who was that guy with you? I have seen him somewhere Can't remember much now Richard: Which one? I was with my 3 friends Emily: Guy with the Red Tea-Shirt and Jeans Richard: He is one of my oldest friends. Emily: Yeah I remember now. I saw him with Annie. Richard: Because He is Annie's Brother :/ Emily: LOL. OK. never Mind Richard: I am getting late now. Need to go out with friends. Emily: Ok See you at tomorrow then.

Emily saw Richard at the beach. He was with three of her friends. Emily will see Richard tomorrow.

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Nate: C'mon! U know what happened. Francis: Haven't the faintest idea. Nate: The fucking car, that's what happened! Francis: Again? Nate: Yup. Francis: That's like the 3rd time this week? Nate: Yup. 1st time wouldn't start, late for work. 2nd time wouldn't start, blocked the whole fucking road. Francis: And now? Nate: And now? Imagine what?! Was supposed to have a date and shit broke down in the middle of it. Francis: Who's the lucky girl? Nate: Nice boobs. Francis: All I need to know. :)

Nate's car broke for the third time this week; this time during his date.

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Olivia: Have you seen mom? Jayden: She has gone to grandma's house Olivia: What about the dinner now? Jayden: She cooked it before she left Olivia: I cant see it anywhere Jayden: Its in the fridge. Olivia: Ok ty

Mum has gone to grandma's house. She cooked dinner before and put it in the fridge.

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Andrew: heeeey Andrew: isn't that Maddie's dad? <file_photo> Andrew: nvmd, I know he is haha Hannah: yes! Andrew: im holding like 50 documents with his name Hannah: big guy! Andrew: also, check out this dog! we went to Peter's last night Andrew: <file_photo> this is peanutbutter Hannah: HAHA seriously? Andrew: Yeah he has a dog now Hannah: No, I mean the name Hannah: Like Mr. Peanutbutter :D Andrew: Yeah, he loves Bojack ;)

Andrew is holding around 50 documents with the name of Maddie's dad on them. Peter's dog is called Peanutbutter.

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Andy: hey man need some help? Sam: no thanks don't spy on me from across the street Andy: haha let me know if you need me Sam: thanks!

Sam will let Andy know if he needs some help.

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Erin: hey nick, could i borrow some money from you? Nick: mmm, they say you should never lend money to your friends Erin: why? Nick: because it may ruin the friendship Erin: that's nonsense. i'll pay you back Nick: ok. how much do you need? Erin: enough to buy a new pair of prada shoes Nick: what for? Erin: nothing specific, i was shopping online and saw them and fell in love with them right away Nick: i thought the money was for an emergency or something important Erin: shoes are important Nick: mmm, no they are not Erin: come on! does that mean you won't lend me the money? Nick: sorry friend, i can't lend you money for shoes

Erin wants to borrow money from Nick for a new pair of Prada shoes. He declines because it's not an emergency.

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Rob: hey, pick up your phone :) Ann: can't - meeting :) Rob: sorry... Ann: no problem - super boring one :) Ann: what you need babe? Rob: I'm at the grocery store and was wondering if we need anything Ann: some food :) Rob: yeah, I figured that smartass :) Ann: :* Rob: details? so that you won't moan we don't have anything to eat :) Ann: from what I remember we have everything for supper and lunch tomorrow, maybe some fruit and vegetables? Rob: anything in particular? Ann: cucumber, tomatoes, bananas, apples and whatever you like Rob: ok

Rob is doing shopping at the grocery store. Ann ordered him to buy a cucumber, some tomatoes, bananas and apples.

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Tessy: You won't believe what I had for breakfast. Chris: I'm sure it was oat again. Tessy: How did you know? Chris: You had it yesterday, and the day before. Tessy: At this rate, I'm not sure if I'm ever gonna gain weight. Chris: Lol. I'm not sure you want that either. Tessy: Right... Chris: Let's have ice cream when you're done. Tessy: Alright. I'd call you. Chris: No qualms.

Tessy had oat for breakfast yesterday and the day before. She is not sure if she is going to gain weight. Tessy will call Chris and they will go out and eat ice cream.

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Drew: I'm looking for a new job Drew: let me know if you hear of something Jake: sure Jake: can you give me some details? Drew: something in IT Jake: send me your CV Jake: I'll send it to our HR dept. Drew: <file_other_> Drew: Thanks Jake: no prob

Jake will send Drew's CV to his HR department as she's looking for a job in IT.

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Nora: Can sb send me photo of our homework?? Emma: Yeeees, wait a minute Julia: What homework?? Maria: xDD Emma: @Julia we talked about it yesterday... Julia: ?? Emma: Describe your daily routine using given phrases Julia: Ahhh, yes Emma: (－‸ლ) Julia: :D Emma: <file_photo> Nora: Thx!! Emma: Anytime ;-) Nora: And that's all? Emma: Yep Nora: Thank god, I'm so tired Nora: I'll do it tmrw Nora: And now (-_-)zzz

Emma sent Nora the photo of their homework.

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Kim: We're finishing the project Felix: I'm sorry I haven't been able to participate more Victor: this doesn't matter anymore Felix: I know, but I feel really sorry Sean: but why actually? Felix: I was involved in the linguistic project of our department Felix: and at some point it became more demeaning than anybody had expected

Felix is sorry that he could not be more involved in the project. Felix was doing work for his department instead.

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Becky: Ladies are you going to the beach? Erin: We are going for a massage :woman-getting-massage::skin-tone-3: Erin: Then infinity pool later Becky: Ooo nice! Becky: What time are you heading to the pool? I think Fred and I are thinking of getting there at 3 Eva: are guys you driving there? If yes, can I and Vic squeeze in the trunk? :) Erin: Prob around 3 also! Becky: I think so but we have to see which one we’re going to cause one of them supposedly is too steep to drive up Eva: isnt it The last 100 metres that is too steep to drive? Either way, we're up for anything :wink: Becky: Honestly there’s one that you can drive up and the other we’d have to park and walk up, but I have no idea where they are or which one people are going to lol Irene: yea what is the infinity pool place called? can’t find this info anywhere Eva: Hotel Vista de Olas Summer: It really easy to find. Just look for the sign along the left side of the road. Only took Alex and I like 20 minutes to walk there yesterday. It’s not super steep but the road seems like it would be really hard to drive on because of pot holes Irene: Thanks thats good to know! Don’t want to risk it with the car - so will prob just park close to the bottom.

Becky will give Eva and Vic a ride to the infinity pool. Summer gives Irene directions to Hotel Vista de Olas.

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Aaron: And how is my Honey Bunny? Watching telly? Gwyneth: As ill as before. Running nose despite tablets. Gwyneth: I've stuffed myself with garlic, ginger tea and honey but feel no better. Gwyneth: I think I'll go to bed soon. Aaron: There is "Inspector Barnaby" on the 4th at 9:15. Won't you watch it? Gwyneth: Nope. Still have to sort out a few things. Gwyneth: Had no time really to sort out my mail yet. Aaron: Are you then upstairs? Isn't it a bit chilly in your study? Gwyneth: Wearing a fleece jacket. Gwyneth: No, I don't feel like sitting in front of the box. Besides Barnaby is worse and worse. Know all his gags by now. Aaron: True.Getting boring. But there's nothing else. I might turn in early too. Gwyneth: So wish me a good night. Aaron: Good night Honey Bunny. Sleep tight. Aaron: And get better soon!

Gwyneth has a cold. She took pills and natural remedies. She'll go through emails in her study upstairs.

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Ken: How was the concert? Larry: It was great! I finally saw them live Ken: Yeah, one has to see Uriah Heep at least once Larry: Have you ever been to a show of theirs? Ken: Yes, a few years ago in Germany and later in London

Larry enjoyed the live concert of Uriah Heep.

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Katie: I've bought a pregnancy test this morning Katie: Do you think it'd be better to have two of the, just to be sure? Amy: No, not any more, a pharmacist told me that one is enough, they are more accurate now Lucy: I also recommend you to do it in the morning because the concentration of hormones is higher Amy: also this is not true anymore Amy: you can do it whenever you want Katie: But I'm so scared Lucy: oh, I understand it very well Lucy: do you want us to be with you? Amy: yes, it's better to not be alone in this situation Katie: thank you girls, this is very and thoughtful of you Katie: so let's meet at my place tomorrow at 11AM Amy: yes, sure, I'll bring some sweets in case the situation gets desperate Lucy: a bottle of vodka would be better Katie: but let's hope everything will be fine Amy: yes, sure, you have to be very unlucky after having taken such a small risk Lucy: yes, don't worry. I've taken it many times and it's been always negative Amy: in the worst case I know a very understanding doctor that can help Katie: ok, let's see tomorrow how it goes

Katie bough a pregnancy test and Lucy and Amy will be with her at her place tomorrow at 11 AM when she takes it.

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Edward: I'm upset with my mom. Sabrina: Why is that? Edward: I warned her about her new boyfriend. She didn't listen to me. Sabrina: What happened? Edward: I gave her $1,000 for her birthday. I told her to spend it on herself. Sabrina: Oh that was very nice of you! Edward: I found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend. Sabrina: Why did she do that? Edward: He said he would buy her a nice ring. Sabrina: And did he? Edward: Of course not... he went to Las Vegas and lost it all gambling. Sabrina: Omg that's awful, I hope your mom ends up with him.

Edward is upset with his mom. He gave her $1,000 for her birthday. Mom gave the money to her boyfriend, who promised to buy her a ring. He didn't, he went to Las Vegas and lost the money gambling.

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Johny: You know what I don't like about Christmas? George: That it's religious holiday and you're atheist? Johny: Nope. I don't see it that way. I see it as a traditional family gathering deepening relations between family members. Johny: What I don't like it's this meticulous cleaning every cm2 of house. Johny: Windows can be dirty all year and no one bats an eye. Johny: But If you leave windows uncleaned for Christmas or Easter, everyone loses their mind. George: "Hello Jesus is born, quickly wash the windows!" Johny: Sth like that. George: I don't like it either. George: But my mom's getting furious about it so I don't complain/ Johny: Hehe. I can relate :P

Neither Johny nor George like cleaning before Christmas.

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Dennis: <file_video> Dennis: ahahahahahahh you guys must see that Jennifer: XDDDD my life in 6 seconds? xD Dennis: yep XD Phoebe: jesus christ did she fall into windowpane? :o Dennis: yeah XD but it makes me laugh so hard xd Jennifer: I just gagged on the water xdddd Dennis: breathe :P

Dennis, Phoebe and Jennifer are laughing at the video of a girl falling into a windowpane.

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Kim: Hey people, my company is looking for customer service representatives and both of you have told me recently you're looking for something new. If you're interested check out the info in the link and let me know if you have any questions <file_other> Andy: Hey, thanks for the offer. Can you say what the salary is? More or less. Kim: Unfortunately, I can't say for sure, because I'm in a different department, but I can just say I'm happy with what I earn. Shouldn't be much different with customer service. Lee: Hi there, thanks. Looks interesting. Do you have any inside knowledge about what it's like to work in that department? Kim: As far as I know the team is really nice and supportive towards each other. But yeah, it's customer service, so it's not for everyone - customers can be really mean sometimes and you've got to have some resilience to deal with it. Lee: I get it. My sister's in cs. It's not always easy. Kim: Exactly. But in general the work environment is really great in comparison to other companies I worked at. We have a lot of events and some nice perks too. Kim: And most importantly (I thought I've said it in the beginning, sorry) I can recommend you, which really increases you're chances at getting this job. Andy: oh, nice Lee: Cool. I'll just have to think this through and I'll get back to you. Kim: Sure :)

Kim's company is looking for customer service representatives. He's not sure about the level of salary. The team in this department is nice and supportive. Kim can recommend Andy and Lee for the position.

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Jackie: hey hey Lola: hey, I'm getting out of the subway now Lola: 2 min Lola: max Jackie: lol no worries Jackie: 👍

Lola has just left the subway and will meet Jackie in 2 minutes.

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Anna: Bea, you have to help me Beatrice: sure, what's up? Beatrice: everything ok? Anna: yes, but I am having a crisis Anna: I need to write and send about 20 Christmas cards Anna: and when I went to Empik, I learned that each bloody card costs about 10 zloty Anna: that would be like 200 zloty!!! Anna: back home, I used to buy little boxes from unicef that had like 10 cards a piece Anna: for CHEAP Anna: this is ridiculous Anna: what do I dooooo Anna: does Poland not sell boxes of cards?! Beatrice: XD XD XD Beatrice: <file_gif> Beatrice: I'm on the bus crying with laughter Anna: don't laugh this is a serious matter Anna: I cannot upset my aunties and uncles by not writing cards Anna: D-: Beatrice: well, look, you won't find any boxes of cards Beatrice: but you can find MUCH cheaper cards at the post office Beatrice: with like Nativity scenes and stuff, but no Santa Anna: THANK YOU Anna: going there now Anna: I can get my parents a fancy expensive card Anna: but everyone else will have to get post office cards :-P

Anna needs to buy about 20 Christmas cards. They are too expensive in Empik. Beatrice recommended Anna to buy them at the post office. She's going there now.

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Heather: Good luck at your first day of work!! Joe: Thanks :D Heather: How's it going so far? Joe: So far, so good ;) Every1 seems pretty friendly :) Joe: Apart from this one guy - have you heard of Beck MacNeil? Heather: Yeah, guy's a total idiot. Just stay far away and you'll be fine Heather: Oh, and word for the wise - at lunch, don't choose the pasta Joe: o...kay? O.o o.O Heather: Trust me on this one - ya don't wanna know :P Joe: Kay then. No pasta for this guy Heather: :)

Joe's first day at work is going well, Heather has some tips for him.

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Hattie: lunch at Cooler's? Edith: sounds gr8. 1 pm is good? Pembroke: can i join? Hattie: super, cu there @ 1

Hattie, Edith and Pembroke are going to Cooler's for lunch. They are meeting at 1 pm.

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Phil: You have forgotten the shopping list on the table!!! Boris: Sh... I'm just about to get a trolley. Phil: No worries. I'll key it all in for you now. Boris: No! Phil: Better call you? Boris: Wait a sec. Phil: What's up? Boris: Sorry. Had to get inside. Boris: It's the stuff for the curry, wine and fruit salad things, right? Phil: And veggie burgers for Mom, Jordan's breakfast cereals for me + plain yogurt and mangoes for lassie. Boris: Aye, aye! Phil: And as much of it as possible organic. Boris: Got it!

Boris is shopping but he forgot the shopping list. He's got to buy ingredients for curry and fruit salad, as well as wine, vegetable burgers, cereals, plain yogurt and mangoes.

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Adrian: Michal! Do you have suit for the wedding:D? Michal: Hi Adrian: I wanted to ask about details of your staying in here Michal: Yeah, I have one :D Adrian: When exactly will you come and how many days you want to stay Michal: Ah Adrian: I'd like to take care of your accomodation if you don't mind :) Michal: I won't stay for too long Adrian: No more than a week? Michal: 2 days :D Adrian: Really! So only one night? Michal: 2 days and 2 nights :)

Michal is coming for 2 days and 2 nights. Adrian will take care of Michal’s accommodation.

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Ruth: did you get home ok? Janet: wet but ok, you? Ruth: matthew picked me up as he was in town anyway eva: we waited for a bit but took a taxi in the end! Janet: clever!

Ruth got back with matthew because he was in town.

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Daniel: hi there Viv: hey Daniel: how are you doing? Viv: there's just too much work... Daniel: ohhh... how are you coping? Viv: i had to stay at the office until 10 pm yesterday and i came in at 8 Viv: I feel like I don't even remember what sunlight looks like anymore Daniel: do you get paid overtime at least? Viv: i surely fucking hope i will Viv: they always tell us we'll get additional days off but then there's never a suitable time for that Daniel: hell :( I wish i could help Viv: well, it's nice to see that someone cares Viv: so tell me something about you Viv: and please let it not be work-related Daniel: so.... i'll be going to Morocco in January Viv: oh that's great Viv: I wish i had enough vacation days for that... oh i shouldnt have said that Daniel: lol Daniel: it's okay Daniel: yeah i'm just going for 6 days Daniel: i'll be sure to bring you something nice Viv: :) yay Viv: well i'll be getting back to work.... Daniel: got it. good luck! Viv: thx

Viv is working a lot. She had worked for 14 hours yesterday. Daniel is going to Morocco for 6 days in January.

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Sam: You there yet? Sonia: Yeah. Just arrived. Sam: What's the party like? Many people? Sonia: Totally packed. Going to go and mingle with the rest. Sam: OK. See you soon.

Sonia has just arrived at the party. There are many people. Sonia and Sam will see each other soon.

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Oakley: guys were organizing a charity bike ride. write if ur intrsed Roydon: where u going? Oakley: local forests, small hills, nthg extreme. evrbd welcome Roydon: no special equip needed? Oakley: all around bikes, mtbs ok but not ncssry Westcott: distance? Oakley: that'll be 10 km round and as many rounds as you can. So 10 is min sky the limit Shirley: and the charity? Oakley: collecting for kid w/cancer. <file_other> Shirley: shite, sad :( Oakley: yeah i know. the more km we do tgthr the more we get for the kid. so … Shirley: ok, im in Roydon: deftly 30 km min 4 me! Westcott: ill beat ya. 40! Oakley: gr8 guys. See you then!

Oakley is organizing a 10 km charity bike ride in local forests for children with cancer.

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Ridge: Guys...good streams to watch Narcos? I don't do Netflix cuz I hardly watch Tv. But Narcos 👍 Ari: Showbox is good. You need to download the app. Morgan: showbox or terrarium TV! Ridge: Cool! Thx!

Ridge can stream "Narcos" on Showbox or Terrarium TV as alternatives to Netflix.

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Mel: Hi, is Adam going to Multisports, Xander really wants to go this week. Mair: Adam is moaning about going, but if Xand is going, he might be a bit keener. Do you want me to take them this week? Mel: Would you? The house is a complete pigsty. Work has been full-on this week, pre sales and all that! Mair: Yeah, I remember that. Glad to be out of it and the bitching and bullying, of course! Mel: Yes, you had a nasty little bunch on your section. Most have left now, thank God! I'll bring him round at half 10, is that ok? I do appreciate this! Mair: What are mates for! See you both tomorrow!

Adam is complaining about going to the gym. Mair will take Adam and Xander to the gym this week. Mel will bring Xander to Mair at half 10.

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Jamal: <file_photo> Terry: Taj Mahal! Maria: Yes, we visited it today with Jamal Ken: it's such a beautiful mosque! Maria: it's not a mosque! Ken: what? Maria: it's a mausoleum Ken: I've always thought it's a mosque Jamal: many people think so Maria: it is a mausoleum that an emperor commissioned for his favourite wife Maria: I think her name was Mumtaz Mahal Jamal: correct! :D what a good pupil! Maria: haha, because it's such a romantic story Maria: 20000 people built the Taj Mahal, it's so monumental Ken: what does the name mean? Maria: Taj is a short version of Mumtaz Maria: and Mumtaz Mahal means "Crown of the Palace" Ken: wow Maria: Jamal was an amazing guide today Ken: I wish I was there with you

Maria and Jamal visited Taj Mahal today. It's a mausoleum that an emperor commissioned for his wife Mumtaz Mahal.

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Robert: please say that you'll come Robert: I don't want to stay with them alone David: I will, don't worry David: I'll just be a bit late Robert: that's a relief Robert: I'll be waiting then

David will be late. Robert is relieved, because he doesn't want to stay with them alone.

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Tim: Hi, I'm planning to go to Eastern Europe next summer Jeff: cool, not so touristic and banal as Italy or Greece Tim: I know, but I wonder what countries I should visit Jordan: Piotr should help you, right? Tim: honestly, I hoped for that Piotr: haha, cool, Poland maybe? Tim: but some people say that apart from Cracow there is not much to see, I mean the landscape is very boring etc Piotr: Warsaw can be quite exciting Piotr: it's also interesting to compare Warsaw and Cracow Piotr: you could go to Bialowieza if you want some beautiful nature or Masuria Tim: Masuria? Piotr: a region with hundreds of lakes in North-East of the country <file_other> Piotr: also a lot of forests there Tim: ok, I'll google it Tim: Thanks Piotr:) Piotr: my pleasure

Tim plans to go to Eastern Europe next summer. Piotr recommends Warsaw, Bialowieza and Masuria.

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Sarah: Did you know that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom got engaged? Lucy: Yes, CNN writes about it Sarah: They got engaged on the Valentine's day Lucy: It's gonna be the second marriage for both. They started dating in 2016 :) Lucy: Great!

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom got engaged on Valentine's Day. They started dating in 2016. It's gonna be the second marriage for both.

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Kate: <file_photo> Kate: <file_photo> Silvia: <3 Kate: my size not available now :( :( :( Silvia: some other shop? Kate: nope. I'm afraid it's an old model Silvia: try on ebay Kate: I will Kate: no results :/ Silvia: I'm still looking for my black melissas... Kate: didn't you find them? last year? Silvia: I did! and I lost them in Morocco, remember? Silvia: I would buy 10 pairs now and wear them for the rest of my life Kate: hahaha totally understand

Kate wants to buy some new Melissa shoes, but her size is not available anywhere. She lost her old pair in Morocco.

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June: I'm going to the mall June: wanna go Lena: Can't Lena: have to work June: oh come on June: Youre always working Lena: yeah I know :/ June: please come out at least for an hour or so Lena: ok pick me up at 5? June: Yes!

June and Lena are going to the mall. June will pick Lena up at 5. Lena works a lot.

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Emily: I passed my driving test :) Rachel: Woooooooooooooooow!! :) when?? Emily: Tuesday :) Rachel: Nice! I am so proud of you! :)))))) Emily: Thx! Xx And when is yours? Rachel: next Wednesday, so i’m still practising.......... but i’m so scared, i dont think ima pass * wish me luck Emily: Don’t panic! Keep on the hard work girl<3 Rachel: <333

Emily passed her driving test on Tuesday. Rachel's driving test is next Wednesday.

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Jojo: Heyhey! I have just come from the interview and they want me (!!!) Matt: Yay! Of course they do! Have you decided? Jojo: i wanted to talk to you first :P pick up pls

Jojo has got a job offer and wants Matt's advice before taking a decision.

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Elsie: Grandma, I can’t visit you tonight. Beatrice: What happened, honey? Elsie: I need to retake a very important test in a few days, I need to study. Beatrice: That is a shame… So when are you going to come here to eat my cake :-] Elsie: I don’t know gran, probably the next week, I’ll try to organize something, but you know, I have a lot to do. Beatrice: Of course, finishing your school is the most important thing right now. Elsie: Sorry gran, I will try to visit you, I promise. Beatrice: It’s okay sweetheart, I will be waiting, I’m not going anywhere :] Elsie: I hope you don’t feel alone there? Beatrice: Nooo I have some nice neighbors, they take care of me, there is even one gentleman I happen to like, he’s around my age. Elsie: Graaaaan! Beatrice: Young man, you think I’m going to die soon and I still have a lot of adventures ahead of me. Elsie: I never thought like that gran, you’re the best!!!! :] Beatrice: So the cookies and the cake are waiting, I hope to see you soon.

Elsie can't visit Beatrice tonight, because she needs to study for a test. She'll probably visit her next week.

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Dayna: Is this some private account? Kim: Jap :B Dayna: So many post :O Dayna: Gosh you are so happy on every photo Dayna: I miss seeing you! Kim: I miss seeing you too ☹☹☹ Kim: <file_gif> Dayna: hahaha Here I post pics that are too awkward for my normal profile XD

Kim has a private account where she posts awkward pictures. Dayna and Kim miss each other.

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Barney: Does anyone know where I can buy this kind of bark that orchids grow in? Lewis: Don't tell me you've taken up gardening :D Barney: No, I dropped my mum's favorite orchid and now I have to replant it before she comes back. Lewis: LOL, you're so clumsy! Judith: Wait, I'll ask my Mum. Lewis: You can always say it was the cat's fault :P Barney: Then she'll say it was my fault anyway because I let the cat do it. Lewis: Do you think she won't notice that you replanted it? Barney: I hope so :D No, but in all seriousness, I hope that if she sees I did all I could to save it, she won't be that mad. She got that bloody plant from Dad on their 25th anniversary, it means a lot to her. Judith: I'm back. Barney: And? Judith: Mum says to try at The Home Depot. She buys pots for her plants there. Barney: Thank you! I've already ordered an identical pot from Amazon, but I forgot to order that bark too, and now it's too late to buy it online. Why can't orchids grow in soil like normal plants? Lewis: Because they're too fancy for that? Barney: LOL, right :D Okay, thanks for help, guys. And by “guys” I actually mean Judith :P Now I've gotta go to The Home Depot and pray that they have that goddamn bark there...

Barney dropped his mom's favorite orchid and needs to replant it. His mom got the plant from his dad for the 25th anniversary. Barney already ordered the pot from Amazon, but forgot the bark. Judith advised him to try The Home Depot.

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Jane: Who is this? Dave: I'm in your house... Jane: Who are you? Dave: I can see you... Jane: You're being creepy! Who are you? Dave: You're wearing a nice blue dress and sitting on the sofa. Jane: Where are you? Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the police!!! Creep! Dave: Wouldn't you like to know. LOL Jane: Get away from me! Dave: You have a very nice pussy. What was his name again? Jane: I'm calling the police! Dave: It won't help you any. Dave: I can see you. You haven't called the police did you? Jane: What do you want from me? Dave: You'll find out soon enough... Jane: Whoever you are and wherever you are my boyfriend is coming home soon and you won't like that. So you'd better leave. Dave: You think that will scare me? You're wrong little girl. Dave: I have something for you that you'll never forget. Dave: I think you'll like it!

Dave is secretly watching Jane and sending scary messages. Jane is freaking out.

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Chris: Hi, do you have plans for New Year’s Eve? Maggie: Hi, not yet. Any suggestions? ;-) Chris: Maybe… ;-) Wanna stay home or feeling like going out? Maggie: Tom wants to stay home. AS ALWAYS. Chris: What’s his excuse this year? Maggie: You know, he’s always tired… Chris: And what about you? Maggie: Well, you know me, I like people, parties…Remember Jack’s birthady party two year ago? ;-) Chris: I’ll never forget it, I swear to God… Chris: So, maybe you can talk him over? Maggie: yeah, it’d be nice if we’d finally go out somewhere. Chris: Want me to talk with your hubby? ;-) Maggie: Try, but can’t promise anything. You know him. Chris: Yeah, I know, as stubborn as a mule… Maggie: Listen, maybe you can drop in and celebrate with us? Chris: Well, maybe it’s not a bad idea… Maggie: you bet it isn’t!!:-)I’ll talk to Tom Chris: OK, then I’ll talk to Jane and I’ll give you a call. Maggie: Perfect, can’t wait to see you both! Chris: Sounds we’re gonna have fun this time  Maggie: You won’t be disappointed.

Tom wants to stay home for New Year's Eve. Maggie will ask Tom if Chris and Jane can come over to celebrate New Year's Eve.

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Marsha: Guys, we've planned the trip with John last night as we promised Cynthia: great, thank you for that Marsha: but of course you have to agree on that Mohammad: sure, but I really trust you Gavin: me too Marsha: so as we decided last time, we will spend a week just on the beach Marsha: we all wanted some calm, nice place, right? Gavin: yes!!! Marsha: John found this little hotel in Nosy Be Marsha: <file_photo> Marsha: and their website: <file_other> Marsha: it's quite basic the website, but it may actually be a good sign Gavin: I love it! Cynthia: it seems just perfect Marsha: I know Marsha: it's more expensive than hotels on the mainland Marsha: but it seems to be the most beautiful place in Madagascar Mohammad: so let's go there, it's still cheaper than Italy for example Marsha: exactly!

Marsha and John planned the trip. They will spend a week on the beach with Cynthia, Mohammad and Gavin. They will all stay in a hotel in Nosy Be.

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Kevin: Hi Kai, you ok man? Kai: Hi Unc! What you up to? Kevin: Just doing my accounts man, thrilling stuff! Kai: You bet! 🙃 What's Aunty Linda doing? Kevin: Gone up Asda, picking her up after. Listen, how did you like it on the site last week? Kai: Not bad, man, pretty hard work, tho. Kevin: Goes with the territory, mate. Well, I managed to get the firm a permanent contract yesterday. Kai: Good for you, Unc! Kevin: Thing is, they need lots of brickies, mates and labourers, you keen? Kai: Yep! But I'm not trained in anything and me and school, y'know, not good! Kevin: Look, I'll ask Darren if you can help with the cement mixing and make some enquiries. What about an apprenticeship in bricklaying, something like that? We'll talk properly Monday. See you at the site, 8am sharp! Kai: Thanks Kev, I'd love to give it a go. See you Monday! 😀

Kevin is doing his accounts. Kai, the nephew, worked on the construction site last week. Kevin's company got a permanent contract yesterday. Kevin and Kai will talk on Monday about an apprenticeship in the company.

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Adam: hey! can you send me assignment Mr. Peter gave? Hannah: yes emailing you its a crap! Adam: really? im dead noww!! dont know how would i do it Hannah: i know if you need help let me know ... i am struggling though lol Adam: lol thanks ... Hannah: why didnt you come? Adam: was not feeling well Hannah: oh get well soon Adam: thanks

Adam missed school and needs Hannah to send him an assignment from Mr. Peter.

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Lucas: What are you doing? Harper: Binge-watching "Dance Moms". And you? Lucas: Preparing for my classes. Do you want to go out? I need some fresh air. Harper: Not really, sorry. :) I'm watching an episode in which Abby yells at Maddie for the first time. It's too exciting. :D Lucas: Gosh, you're turning into a couch potato, Harper.

Harper is watching "Dance Moms" so doesn't want to go out with Lucas.

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Daniel: buy chicken breasts for dinner Janice: I'll buy chicken thighs and make them in the over with vegetables, ok? Daniel: YES sounds delicous, thank you xx

Janice will buy chicken thighs and roast them with vegetables. Daniel loves the idea.

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Joseph: Hey! Wanna play a guessing game? Alonzo: Sure! Gabriel: Y not. Joseph: Rules are simple: I give u a job title and u have to guess what the person really does. Simple, right? Alonzo: So far, so good. Gabriel: Yup. Joseph: First job title: Chick sexer Alonzo: Pimp Gabriel: Vet Joseph: One point goes to Gabriel. U were closer. That's a person who determines the sex of chickens. Alonzo: Srsly? There's a job like that? Joseph: Yup.

Joseph, Alonzo and Gabriel are playing a guessing game of job titles. Gabriel scored a point.

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Franklin: Juan, I badly missed your jokes. Tell me a joke now. Juan: Sure. Ok, tell me, how do you put an elephant in a fridge? Franklin: I don’t know. Juan: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question. Franklin: Okay. Ask. Juan: How to put the donkey inside the fridge? Franklin: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. Juan: No. You just open the fridge, take out the elephant and put the donkey inside. Franklin: Oh ok. Juan: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party and one animal went missing. Which one would it be? Franklin: I don’t know Juan: It’s the donkey. Because it’s still inside the fridge. Franklin: Are you kidding me? Juan: No Franklin. One last question. Franklin: Ok. Juan: If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? Franklin: There is no way. I would need a boat to cross. Juan: No man. You just swim and cross the river. Because all the animals including crocodiles went to the lion’s birthday party. Franklin: It’s enough buddy, I never ask you to tell a joke again.

Franklin wants Juan to tell him a joke. Juan tells a joke about an elephant, a donkey, the lion and crocodiles. For Franklin it's enough and he doesn't want any other jokes.

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Martha: what will you wear? Penny: when? Martha: on this company dinner Penny: oh, some dress I guess Martha: what colour? Penny: black? Martha: good, that suits u

Penny will wear some black dress for the company dinner.

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Scarlet: hey, I just read about your uncle Ben's funeral after the fact, but I hope you're okay :* Scarlet: If you need anything - tea, chocolate, someone to listen... just know that I'm here and that I'm keeping you in my thoughts and prayers :* Jude: Thank you so much! For remembering, for your support and your prayers <3 I really felt it these last few days :* Jude: I'm sorry that I'm only just answering now, but after yesterday I just want to go to sleep. May God bless you for everything! :) Scarlet: :) But Jude, I mean it - if you need me, I'll be there in a flash Jude: I know :)

Jude's uncle, Ben died. Scarlet read about the funeral after the fact.

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Liam: Dude you left your phone at my place? Indiana: what? I didn't -- using it right now Liam: shit whose is it then? :D Indiana: dunno

Someone left a phone at Liam's place, but it wasn't Indiana.

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Muhammad: did you know that apparently there's something called "quarter-life crisis"? :D David: sounds like buzzfeed crap Muhammad: no, check this out, it makes sense Muhammad: <file_other> David: still not convinced David: you can deal with all of these disappointments at different age Muhammad: don't you think there is a certain tendency...? David: umm to me it's just too far-fetched

David doesn't like the idea of the "quarter-life crisis" Muhammad shares with him.

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Pam: hi! Would u like to drop by after work? Zoe: yeah, sure. I’m having a shitty day! Need you to cheer me up! Tim: what time? Pam: 8? Zoe: sounds brilliant! Pam: great! Tim: what do we need? Pam: beer please and we could order some pizza? Zoe: i haven’t had pizza for ages! Pam: see u 8 o’clock at my place!

Zoe and Tim are going to Pam's at 8. They will have some beers and order a pizza.

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Madison: <file_picture> Ralph: wow, this looks really tasty! Ralph: <file_gif> Madison: I'm so proud of myself! Madison: I hope it tastes at least half as good as it looks XD

Madison prepared a meal which looks delicious and proudly shares a picture of this with Ralph.

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Brandon: r u picking up the kids? Lizzie: <file_photo> Lizzie: we’ve been home for an hour :D Brandon: oh, Tim as well :D Lizzie: yeah

Lizzie picked up kids and they are at home.

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Barbara: Happy anniversary! Barbara: Congratulations for another wonderful year of falling in love with each other! Vera: Thank you Barbara! Vera: You have the anniversary next month, am I right? Barbara: Yes, and I can’t wait to see what surprise John is going to prepare for me 😊 Vera: Do you have any guesses? Barbara: He doesn’t want me to know anything 😉 Enough for me. How’s your anniversary? Vera: Well, we’re going on a date 😊

Barbara congratulates Vera an anniversary. Barbara has an anniversary too and she can't wait the to see what surprise John prepared for her. Vera is going on a date to celebrate her anniversary.

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David: last night I saw Vienna from the plane and I thought about you guys Chris: ahaha, how nice! Alyssa: Where were you flying? David: From Rome to Warsaw Emily: you should visit here sometimes David: I know, I'm just so overloaded with work, it's hard to find time for anything Emily: come here next summer Emily: we could go to the Donauinsel and have some bath, barbecue David: I miss Danube a lot, and summer days there David: I'll try to plan it for this June Alyssa: You could stay in my place, there's no need to stay in a hotel Alyssa: I'll be very happy to have you here David: thanks, that's super nice of you

David was flying from Rome to Warsaw last night when he noticed Vienna. Emily and Alyssa invite David over offering a visit to the Donauinsel and a stay in Alyssa's place.

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Jay: Where are you guys staying? Martha: Radisson, you? Peter: Hilton Peter: Should we meet in the lobby? 8.30? Martha: Sure Jay: We're staying at Radisson as well, meet you there

Jay and Martha are staying at Radisson, Peter's at Hilton. They'll meet in the lobby at 8:30.

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John: Hey John: what are you doing? Karissa: Watching the millionaires Karissa: what art you my love John: Watching Price is right Karissa: Anything interesting happenin? John: Nope John: Wanna head off to mc Donalds? Karissa: After the show Karissa: Sure John: I will pick u up then Karissa: K John: Im cravin for a Big Mac combo John: Havent eaten since breakfast Karissa: Poor u Karissa: I wanna pick up some notes from Lauren John: Where does she live? Karissa: On clearance ave John: we can stop by her place then Karissa: I just wanna pick up some notes Karissa: I will wait here then! John: 💑

Karissa is watching the Millionaires and John is watching Prince is right. After the show, John will pick her up and they will go to McDonald's. John hasn't eaten since breakfast and he will have a Big Mac combo. On their way, Karissa will pick up some notes from Lauren.

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Andrew: Fuck, I've forgotten about Monica's b-day... Andrew: Shame on me! Laura: when is it? Andrew: TODAY!!!! Andrew: u're not supposed to be there as well? Laura: same here, fb says I am... Laura: so what shall we buy her? Andrew: no idea.. Andrew: there's a new gift store: flying tiger in Arkadia. Laura: u mean the one with stupid gifts? Andrew: yep! Laura: hmm.. I don't feel like buying sth useless... Andrew: so what do u suggest? Laura: Let me call her bf and ask him for help. Laura: bb soon. Andrew: sounds like a plan!

Both Andrew and Laura forgot about Monica's birthday today. As they do not know what present to buy for her, Laura will phone Monica's boyfriend and ask his advice.

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Andrew: I just saw the new galaxy s10e Andrew: it's pretty Max: says Apple fanboy ;-) Andrew: truth be told, it looks a bit like iPhone xr Max: agree Max: it's not bad Max: we don't know all the details though Max: no proc Andrew: yeah Andrew: it will be an interesting year when it comes to smartphones Andrew: three or four new samsung phones, three iPhones Andrew: all those punch hole displays Max: yeah Max: I'm really curious as to what apple will show Andrew: let's not forget about all those Chinese manufacturers Andrew: btw, I love the in-display fingerprint sensor thing :D Andrew: hope it goes mainstream Max: couldn't agree more mate!

Max and Andrew are looking forward to the new developments this year of smart phones.

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Mike: Hey Mark, you have my vacuum cleaner? Mark: Why would I man?:> Mike: I thought you were cleaning the carpet or sth Bob: Huh:D That was me actually Mike: Really? Bob: Yeah, Sara borrowed it from Amy Mike: Oh damn it, that's true, forgot totally Bob: We're not in town now, but I'll get it to you on Monday Mike: Damn, that's little late, but there's no other way isn't there? Bob: My in-laws have the key so not impossible ya know Mike: oh man, you would save my skin! Bob: I'll ring them and get back to you, a minute Mike: Sure, I'm here

Bob has Mike's vacuum cleaner. Bob is out of town. Mike need the vacuum cleaner. Bob will call his in-laws who have the key to his apartment.

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Logan: are you still having piano lessons or have you decided to stop tickling the ivories? :P Camilla: I don't have lessos any more but I still pay when I can Logan: remember the ongoing war with "scone"? :P Logan: You have a piano on you? :) Camilla: I made scones this evening actually Logan: Very nice Camilla: Scone, not scones Camilla: I have a piano in Galgate - not where I am currently. Do you still play? Logan: (I pronounce it like stones which makes me sound posh??) Logan: I do actually! :) I like dabbling a little Camilla: haha - apparently the way I say "mascara" and "sheet" sounds posh Logan: Impressive :P

Camilla is not taking piano lessons anymore but she and Logan are still playing. Camilla has a piano in Galgate. She made a scone this evening.

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Victoria: Did you see this? <file_other> Monica: Oh noooo. Are they splitting up? Victoria: I’m afraid they are Sally: How come? They were so adorable together ☹ Monica: My thoughts exactly! ☹ Victoria: You know what they say about perfect couples… There were many scratches on this glass, if you ask me. Sally: What do you mean? Victoria: There is this Facebook group about celebrities and girls there say that he cheated on her! Monica: That’s impossible! My Johnny?! He’s my favourite actor ☹ The world ends today!!!!!!!! Sally: Sources? Victoria: Haha, Sally, our little geek Victoria: <file_other> <file_other> Monica: Nooooooooo Sally: Turns out there’s nothing sacred in this world, huh? Monica: :(

Victoria, Monica and Sally are gossiping about celebrities. An actor by the name Johnny is getting separated. Rumour has it that Johnny was cheating on her.

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Michael: Lucy, how r u doing? Any better? Lucy: Yes, thanks I feel much better :) Michael: How about the side effects of the drug you're taking? Lucy: I still feel a bit dizzy, but I have to take the drug. I have no choice :( Michael: Well, I'm not so sure about it. Talk to your doctor, he'll prescribe you some other drug... Lucy: I've been to my phisician some time ago and he told me that it's the only drug with this active moiety on the market. I'm out of choices... Michael: Are you aware of the fact that you need to report such adverse events to the pharmaceutical company? Lucy: Nope, nobody told me about it :( Michael: Now you know. Talk to your doctor. Lucy: Ok. thanks

Lucy is suffering from some side effects of a drug she's taking. Michael suggests she talks to her doctor about changing the drug and reporting the adverse effects to the pharmaceutical company.

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Henry: What's the entrance code? Jessica: To the lab? Bobby: 7898 Henry: This is what I thought but it doesn't work Bobby: That's strange Bobby: It worked yesterday Jessica: They sent us an email yesterday that they would be reseting the system Henry: Oh no! Today?? Jessica: I'm afraid it's today Jessica: But maybe you can talk to the administrators to let you in if it's urgent

Bobby gives Henry the entrance code but it's invalid. This is due to today's reseting the system but Henry can still contact the administration.

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Lang: so theress an xbox up for sale on ebay Hugo: youve been looking for one since.. Hugo: last month? Lang: yeah :D Hugo: so? are you gonna take the offer? Lang: im thinking about it Lang: i mean i would have to spend some extra on the modification and stuff but.. Lang: its a good deal Lang: what do you think? Hugo: if its good for you.. Hugo: i say go for it Lang: im going to have a look at its condition tomorrow Lang: care to join me?? Hugo: sure. just text me when and ill show up Lang: cool (Y)

Lang found an xbox on ebay. He's been looking for it for a month. Hugo and Lang are meeting tomorrow to assess its condition.

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Barbara: How are you today? Want to go out this week? xx Suzanne: I'm fine! Thank you for thinking of me, but I have a ton of work on this week. Want to do a quick coffee somewhere instead? Barbara: Sure. Send me a note when you have a few minutes and we'll meet. xx

Suzanne can't go out this week as she has a lot of work, but she will meet with Barbara for a quick coffee.

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Nate: can you guys give the password to our gmail account? Ruby: ling2017gr3 Nate: thanks a lot Ted: it's the old password. Gary changed it like two weeks ago Nate: it's not working Nate: ah ok then what's the new one Ruby: sorry i had it on autofill xd Ruby: don't remember the new one Gary: it's emplingdoc2017gr1 now Nate: thanks Gary: i'm posting it on our page

Gary changed the password to gmail account to emplingdoc2017gr1.

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Dale: I'm looking for a piano tutor for my daughter, maybe you know someone? Bennett: Isn't she too young though? Dale: She's been nagging us for weeks now, so we've decided to let her try. We'll see if she loses interest soon or not. Casey: My sister went to a music school, I'll ask her if she knows someone. Dale: Thank you!

Dale is looking for a piano tutor for his daughter. Bennett thinks she's too young. Casey's sister went to a music school so she will ask her if she knows someone.

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Patricia: Have you heard about Paul? Monica: what about him? Patricia: he got into a car accident Monica: omg is he okay??? Patricia: he's in hospital, Joan just called me Patricia: I don't know, should we visit or sth? Monica: well, how serious is it? Monica: cause if he needs some cheering up or to buy him a newspaper then fine but if he's in the ICU then... Patricia: Ugh, I'll wait an hour or two and I'll cal Joan Monica: Let me know as soon as you know something Patricia: okay Monica: It's scary Patricia: I know. Monica: :*

Paul had a car accident and is in hospital. Patricia and Monica wonder if they should visit him.

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Karen: where are u? Anthony: stuck in traffic Karen: really??? Karen: dinner will get cold Anthony: what's for dinner? Karen: chicken parm Anthony: that sounds amazing :-D Anthony: i'm starving Anthony: but i'm literally STUCK, no car is moving Karen: do you think ull get here b4 8? Anthony: i don't think so Anthony: it'll be at least an hour Karen: that's fin Karen: i'll reheat the chicken when you get home Karen: love u

Karen is waiting for Anthony with dinner but he is stuck in the traffic jam. He supposes he might be home in more than an hour so she'll have to reheat the chicken.

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Henry: Amanda I saw you yesterday on the bus stop. Great colour!! Amanda: Thanks! It was an experiment Tom: I agree. You look great. It was a good choice! Amanda: Thank you. You're so sweet :*

Amanda dyed her hair a new color.

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Annie: Miraaaaaaaa where are you Mira: fuck it fuckers fuck fuck fuckin subway Annie: xD Mira: they closed the central station again so I had to run for the bus Mira: now I'm stuck in traffic Annie: the worst Mira: so I think I'l be half an hour late Annie: Ok don't worry I saved you a seat Mira: thanks :* Annie: at the front, right in the middle Mira: ... Annie: next to Sam who picks his nose Mira: haha you evil person Annie: yeah we are at the back like the cool highschool girls that we still are deep inside Mira: <3 Mira: that warms my heart Annie: okay I'm taking notes and waiting Mira: see you in a bit! Annie: :*

Mira is running half an hour late for a class because the central metro station is closed. Annie save her a seat.

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Karen: What's the craziest think you've done? Josh: I ate a spider Karen: How come?? Josh: When I was a kid, I wanted to prove how brave I was. Donna: Lovely. Karen: How about you, Donna? Donna: Well, I'm not that brave. I don't think getting drunk at the age of 12 can compete with that...

Karen, Josh and Donna discuss the craziest things they've ever done.

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Thomas: Hey, wanna meet today? Kate: Sure, when and where? Thomas: at Jeff's at 6 p.m.? Kate: Ok. See you then Thomas: Gr8 Thomas: Bye

Thomas and Kate will meet at Jeff's at 6 pm.

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Rob: have you done your homework? Timmy: no yet Timmy: its fucking difficult Rob: i know.. Timmy: maybe i will pretend sick tomorrow Rob: lol i planed it too Timmy: ok xd

Timmy's homework is difficult. Timmy and Rob consider pretending to be sick tomorrow.

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Lea: hello Milly: hi Lea: shopping today? Milly: oh yeah! Milly: i need new powder Lea: so at 1? Milly: ok

Lea and Milly are going shopping today at 1. Milly needs new powder.

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Hank: How's it going? Tom: Like blood from a stone mate! Tom: Been struggling with the damn pump all day. Hank: Damn! Tom: Yeah and I'm still no closer to a solution. Hank: What's been going on with it? Tom: It kinda works and pumps the water out but it doesn't produce enough power to pump it out through the hose. Hank: Air bubbles? Tom: Yeah, I thought that too but I'm not so sure now. Hank: Have you tried throwing it into the pond and wiggling it around to see if you can dislodge the air bubbles. Tom: Yeah, been there done that. Hank: And... Tom: Seems to work for a moment then you put it back in the sump and we're back to square one. Tom: I thought of taking it apart to see if maybe the turbine needs cleaning out. Hank: If you can help it please don't do that as it might invalidate the warranty. Tom: Might need to do that because I think I've exhausted every other option. Hank: Wait until I come home and I'll see if I can manage to get it going. Tom: OK. Hank: I'll be home by 7pm.

Tom's pump doesn't work properly. It sucks the water in but pumps out just the air bubbles. Nothing helps. The pump is still on warranty. Hank will be home at 7 pm and will check the pump.

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Tom: where are you? Linda: at the horrible library Linda: it's so ugly here Linda: really miserable Jeff: haha, I know, very poor and forgotten Linda: I'm not surprise most of young people wants to leave this country Jeff: but it's not because the cities are ugly Jeff: (nature around is very beautiful!) Jeff: but because there are no perspectives, no jobs Linda: I know, I can see Linda: but I must move out, I won't stand it much more Linda: and this horrible corruption, really hopeless Tom: Maybe they should really unite with Albania Linda: I'm not sure Albania is much better

Linda is at the library. She's disappointed both with this place and with the whole country. She's thinking about moving out.

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Nick: Hey. There are some croissants in the canteen. Sam's birthday. Do you want one? Bart: Sure! Take two :-) Nick: :-) Bart: Thanks for asking.

Nick will take 2 croissants from the canteen for Bart.

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Pete: Wanna see my new baseball shirt? Mike: Sure, you’ve promised me last week;-) Pete: <file_photo> :-) Mike: Sooo cool, you’re gonna flash it around;-) Pete: I know :-)

Pete is showing Mike his new baseball shirt and Mike likes it.

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Hannah: how fucking dare you Emma: uhhhhh what I do? Hannah: what do u mean what did I do?? bitch you told max Emma: told max what?? Hannah: don't play stupid Emma: im not!!!! what the fuck are you talking about?? Hannah: you told max I hooked up with Will Emma: what no I didn't tell him Hannah: YOU DID Max text me and said " what did you do with Will? Emma said you guys hooked up at the party?" Emma: well he is lying because I didn't tell him Hannah: HOW could he know?? no body knew but you and Will Emma: I have no idea Hannah: whatever you wanna lie I don't care fuck you

Hannah cheated on Max with Will. Hannah blames Emma she told Max about it. Emma did not tell him that although Max claims he knows it from Emma.

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Jeff: Do you know guys anything about the agreement? Vladimir: the most important is that they decided it's neither a sea nor a lake Vladimir: so it will have a special legal status Tanya: and they will completely divide the seabed up Jeff: sure, it's rich in resources Donald: yeah, mostly gas and oil Vladimir: and "between 80-90% of the world's caviar is sourced from the Caspian"!!! Jeff: hahaha, right!

In the agreement it was decided that it's neither a sea nor a lake and it will have a special legal status. They will also completely divide the seabed up. It's rich in resources, mostly gas and oil.

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Rashid: Hi love, just wanted to remind you about the dishwasher repair guy coming today. Fran: Oh yes, I did remember, what time is he coming? Rashid: Between 2 and 6pm, they said. Fran: Can't they narrow it down a bit! I have go pick the kids up. Rashid: Just ring them with you mobile number and they usually can warn you when they're on their way. Their numbers 222 444, Dudley code. Fran: Right, thanks babes. I'll sort it now. See you later. Xx

Rashid will call the dishwasher repair company and establish what time exactly they'll be coming. He will also pick up the children.

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Eric: <file_video>, check it out :D Samantha: HAHA, what is our favorite professor? Eric: Talking about this recent scandal on the news :P Noah: "I am the smartest person alive, I knew this will happen" :D Samantha: Hahaha, now I don't even need to open the video

Eric, Samantha and Noah's professor is commenting a recent scandal on the news.

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Grace: Dear, could you buy me some ice creams? Jake: Gluten free, vegan, etc? Grace: No no, just normal Ben&Jerry's, cookie dough Jake: :o who are you and what have you done to my wife? Grace: hahaha, I'm your unborn daughter wanting a cookie dough ben&jerry's Grace: And balsamico Jake: So the cravings began? Grace: guess so? Although the combination doesn't seem to weird to me Jake: Balsamico with ben&jerry's? sure, totally normal Jake: I'll be home in half an hour

Jake will buy Ben&Jerry's cookie dough ice cream for pregnant Grace.

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Marianne: <file_photo> Marianne: what do you girls think about this dress? is it ok for the wedding? Cassandre: wow, it's gorgeous! Eveline: it's really nice, how much is it? Cause I don't see any price Marianne: 100$ Cassandre: hm....I guess that's a rather regular price for such an occasion Eveline: 100$? really? it's really pretty, but I don't think it's worth its price Marianne: that's why I'm asking you cause I have a dillema Cassandre: any other suggestions? Marianne: I have 3 options, but this is my favourite and I can easily afford it Eveline: well, I guess the decision has already been made, buy it then Cassandre: yeah, I think the same

Marianne wants to buy a dress for the wedding for 100$. Cassandre thinks it's a regular price but Eveline disagrees. Marianne has 3 options but she wants the one for 100$ as she likes it and can afford it.

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Joe: What time will you be in my place? Jerry: about 7 pm? does that suit you? Joe: it does. Jerry: thats cool. Im on my way home now. Joe: I will still take some time. Joe: Ok, on the bus home. You can come ;) Jerry: Im setting off from my subway station. Joe: get off at the Polytechnics. Joe: Call me once you get off the subway. I have a favor to ask. Jerry: ok. Jerry: can you tell me your flat number again? Joe: 7/57 Jerry: I thought 47. Joe: almost. Jerry: I can remember the block number. The apartment number is much harder ;)

Jerry is coming to Joe's place.

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Tom: We're leaving Jim Tom: are you ok? Jim: yes, I'm good, with Molly Barbara: Do you have the key? Jim: sure! Barbara: Please, remember to water the plants Barbara: especially the palm Jim: will you come back on Saturday? Barbara: I've told you many times, that we're coming back on Sunday Jim: ok, afternoon? Barbara: I think so, please don't throw destructive parties Jim: sure, i won't Jim: afternoon is after 3PM? Barbara: no, it's about 1PM Jim: oh, ok!

Barbara and Tom are leaving and they're coming back on Sunday about 1 pm. Jim has the key to their house and he's responsible for watering the plants there.

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Matthias: We're on the highway, so we should be in Baltimore in about 2h Mary: Perfect, let me know when you enter the city Jeff: Matt is driving, so write to me or here Mary: ok

Matthias and Jeff are on the highway and should be in Baltimore in around 2 hours. Matthias is driving.

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Henry: where RU? Henry: I keep waiting like a fool! Rosie: calm down, I'm on my way Rosie: I just got stuck in traffic, it's Friday afternoon you know?

Rosie got stuck in the traffic. Henry is waiting for her impatiently.

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Jasna: What about weather there? Bojana: Rather good, without rain, but cold. Jasna: Here too. Bojana: Good bye. Jasna: Good bye.

It was cold, but is wasn't raining.

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Mickey: we're going to Tora Tora are you coming with us? Kamil: I'm too poor for Tora Tora right now Kamil: <file_gif> Gustavo: we're staying in, we are too old for this queer shit Andreas: I feel no thrill because I've already seen every twink there Mickey: whatever Mickey: so long, bitches

Mickey is going to Tora Tora. Kamil can't afford to go there. Gustavo is staying in. Andreas doesn't want to go.

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Luke: <file_video> Luke: look at my children Luke: they are absolutely cute Bryan: buddy, I'm sure they are and that you love them Bryan: but I'm not a family guy Luke: oh, you have to get ready for children Luke: it's high time Bryan: the problem is that the girls I meet are good for one night only Bryan: and not for being mother of my children Luke: it's just bad appointment Luke: you know how I met my wife Bryan: how? Luke: i was at the party and she was so wasted that she gave me the best blowjob in my life Bryan: what? Bryan: I don't know if you should told me that Luke: do you think I'm proud of that? Luke: what i try to say is that girls for one night can stay in your life forever Bryan: I would rather have a decent one Bryan: not a slutty bitch

Luke suggests that Bryan should be preparing himself for having children. Bryan claims that all the girls he meets wouldn't be good mothers. Luke confessed that he met his future wife at the party.

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Ben: Tomorrow is the submission deadline. Jack: I know Sandra: Thanks for reminding, I forgot!

Ben reminds the submission deadline is tomorrow.

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Jude: what is the address to pick up the sofa please? Sue: hi, yes 36 Birchwood Fields GL4 OAP Jude: we will be there at 7 Sue: thats great do you have someone with you to carry it as my husband is not home until later Jude: no problem my brother is with me, see you at 7 Sue: ok see you then thanks

Jude will be at Sue's place at 7 to pick up the sofa. Sue sends him an address.