jamesliu23/simpsons · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I am sorry.
Aw, forget it. I'm so stupid. Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now. Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past deux mois, et je ne sais pas un mot. Eh! Mais, je parle francois maintenant. Incroyable!
Hey, monsieur. Aidez-moi! Ces deux types chez qui j'habite me fait travailler jour et nuit, ils ne me donnent pas a manger, ils me fait dormir sur la terre, ils mettent d'antigel dans le vin, et ils sont donne mon chapeau rouge a l'ane.
Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime. Come along, boy. There is nothing for you to fear now.
Mon sauveteur! Vous aurez toujours une place dans mon coeur!
Honey, I'm home.
Hello, Homer. What's that?
Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little dickens. I bet he could build a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.
All right, Sparrow. We know you're in there. We'll give you one minute to surrender.
Oh, my.
Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. Let's check it out.
I'm his neighbor, what'd he do?
Well, sir... Well, sir, we've been on the trail of a spy transmitting highly confidential information to an unfriendly nation.
Mmm-hmm. Through the use of radio triangulation, we tracked him to exactly this point.
That's all I can tell you.
All right. Well, the name of his country starts with the letter "A".
Time's up, Sparrow. We're coming in after you.
Gee whiz. Adil would get a kick out of seeing this.
The Sparrow!
Adil! Oh... there you are.
Get him!
Ouch! Watch it! Hey. Ow, Ouch!
From now on you will be doing all your winemaking in prison.
And all because we participated in a student exchange program!
Au revoir, suckers.
So, he's going to prison?
No. We've arranged an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania.
So, Sparrow. We meet again.
Yes, sometimes I think I am getting too old for this game.
Okay, kids. Let's hurry it up.
Goodbye, Simpsons. Thank you for your hospitality. I hope this experience will not sour you on the student exchange program.
Goodbye, Adil. It was a pleasure...
Goodbye Adil. Have a nice trip.
Goodbye, Adil. I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted.
Air France Flight Dix-neuf cent quatre-vingt huit, Paris to Springfield, is now arriving.
Look, Mom. There he is.
Oh, Bart, my baby boy. Welcome home.
Hey, where's the big guy?
He needs me. Hey, boy.
Hey, Homer.
He brought us gifts. His first unselfish act.
So, basically, I met one nice French person.
Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it... It's good to see you.
Same here.
Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.
Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.
My father. What a buffoon.
Did you hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French.
Hey, kids! Who do you love?
Krusty!
How much do you love me?
With all our hearts!
What would you do if I went off the air?
We'd kill ourselves!
What's that, Sideshow Bob? This is Brittany and today's her birthday?
Well, happy birthday, Brittany. How do you want to celebrate? Do you want me to sing you a birthday song?
Or do you want me to shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon?
The cannon. The cannon. The cannon. The cannon.
The cannon.
Sorry Sideshow Bob, but it's her special birthday wish.
You're doomed, Sideshow Bob.
I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon, but maybe that's because we haven't used enough gun powder!
Brittany, do the honors.
Don't blame me --
I didn't do it!
Comedy, thy name is Krusty.
Hey, kids. It's time for Itchy and Scratchy.
THEY FIGHT, THEY BITE / THEY BITE AND FIGHT AND BITE / BITE, BITE, BITE / FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT / THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY SHOW!
All this senseless violence. I don't understand its appeal.
We don't expect you to, Mom.
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
Y'ello.
Hello, Homie. I was hoping you could pick up a half gallon of premium ice cream on your way home from work.
Oooh, premium -- wait a minute. Why?
Patty and Selma are coming over to show us slides from their trip to the Yucatan.
Yoo hoo! Anybody home?
Ooo, I've got to go, Homer. My sisters are here.
Oh, eight carousels. We're in for a real treat!
Hello, steady customer. How are you this evening, sir?
How you doin', Apu?
Mmm, chocolate... oooh, double chocolate... New flavor! Triple chocolate!
Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.
What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, "the gruesome twosome."
Ow, my foot, you lousy, stupid, clumsy....
Sorry, pal...
Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
This is our tour group.
Mmm-hmm.
This is a Mexican delicacy called a taco platter. Hmmm, delicious.
This is Selma taking a siesta.
Aye carumba!
And he had a big nose.
No, bigger. And big red hair that came out to... yeah, yeah like that.
Well, it is a simple charcoal rendering, but is this the man?
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero... Cruddy... Crummy... Krusty the Clown!
Aaaaah.
Hey, hey. What's going on here?

I am sorry.

Aw, forget it. I'm so stupid. Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now. Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past deux mois, et je ne sais pas un mot. Eh! Mais, je parle francois maintenant. Incroyable!

Hey, monsieur. Aidez-moi! Ces deux types chez qui j'habite me fait travailler jour et nuit, ils ne me donnent pas a manger, ils me fait dormir sur la terre, ils mettent d'antigel dans le vin, et ils sont donne mon chapeau rouge a l'ane.

Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime. Come along, boy. There is nothing for you to fear now.

Mon sauveteur! Vous aurez toujours une place dans mon coeur!

Honey, I'm home.

Hello, Homer. What's that?

Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little dickens. I bet he could build a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.

All right, Sparrow. We know you're in there. We'll give you one minute to surrender.

Oh, my.

Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. Let's check it out.

I'm his neighbor, what'd he do?

Well, sir... Well, sir, we've been on the trail of a spy transmitting highly confidential information to an unfriendly nation.

Mmm-hmm. Through the use of radio triangulation, we tracked him to exactly this point.

That's all I can tell you.

All right. Well, the name of his country starts with the letter "A".

Time's up, Sparrow. We're coming in after you.

Gee whiz. Adil would get a kick out of seeing this.

The Sparrow!

Adil! Oh... there you are.

Get him!

Ouch! Watch it! Hey. Ow, Ouch!

From now on you will be doing all your winemaking in prison.

And all because we participated in a student exchange program!

Au revoir, suckers.

So, he's going to prison?

No. We've arranged an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania.

So, Sparrow. We meet again.

Yes, sometimes I think I am getting too old for this game.

Okay, kids. Let's hurry it up.

Goodbye, Simpsons. Thank you for your hospitality. I hope this experience will not sour you on the student exchange program.

Goodbye, Adil. It was a pleasure...

Goodbye Adil. Have a nice trip.

Goodbye, Adil. I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted.

Air France Flight Dix-neuf cent quatre-vingt huit, Paris to Springfield, is now arriving.

Look, Mom. There he is.

Oh, Bart, my baby boy. Welcome home.

Hey, where's the big guy?

He needs me. Hey, boy.

Hey, Homer.

He brought us gifts. His first unselfish act.

So, basically, I met one nice French person.

Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it... It's good to see you.

Same here.

Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.

Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.

My father. What a buffoon.

Did you hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French.

Hey, kids! Who do you love?

Krusty!

How much do you love me?

With all our hearts!

What would you do if I went off the air?

We'd kill ourselves!

What's that, Sideshow Bob? This is Brittany and today's her birthday?

Well, happy birthday, Brittany. How do you want to celebrate? Do you want me to sing you a birthday song?

Or do you want me to shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon?

The cannon. The cannon. The cannon. The cannon.

The cannon.

Sorry Sideshow Bob, but it's her special birthday wish.

You're doomed, Sideshow Bob.

I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon, but maybe that's because we haven't used enough gun powder!

Brittany, do the honors.

Don't blame me --

I didn't do it!

Comedy, thy name is Krusty.

Hey, kids. It's time for Itchy and Scratchy.

THEY FIGHT, THEY BITE / THEY BITE AND FIGHT AND BITE / BITE, BITE, BITE / FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT / THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY SHOW!

All this senseless violence. I don't understand its appeal.

We don't expect you to, Mom.

If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.

Y'ello.

Hello, Homie. I was hoping you could pick up a half gallon of premium ice cream on your way home from work.

Oooh, premium -- wait a minute. Why?

Patty and Selma are coming over to show us slides from their trip to the Yucatan.

Yoo hoo! Anybody home?

Ooo, I've got to go, Homer. My sisters are here.

Oh, eight carousels. We're in for a real treat!

Hello, steady customer. How are you this evening, sir?

How you doin', Apu?

Mmm, chocolate... oooh, double chocolate... New flavor! Triple chocolate!

Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.

What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.

The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, "the gruesome twosome."

Ow, my foot, you lousy, stupid, clumsy....

Sorry, pal...

Hand over all your money in a paper bag.

Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.

You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.

This is our tour group.

Mmm-hmm.

This is a Mexican delicacy called a taco platter. Hmmm, delicious.

This is Selma taking a siesta.

Aye carumba!

And he had a big nose.

No, bigger. And big red hair that came out to... yeah, yeah like that.

Well, it is a simple charcoal rendering, but is this the man?

Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero... Cruddy... Crummy... Krusty the Clown!

Aaaaah.

Hey, hey. What's going on here?