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Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever.
And the challenger, from the University of Heidelburg, Professor Werner Von Brawn. That's Brawn with a 'W'.
Two titans at the height of their careers. Ah, if you ask me, this is going to be one hell of a match.
Oh, Bart, I hope you're not taking this seriously. Even a five-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any ballet.
Rasputin's got the reach, but on the other hand, the Professor's got his patented coma lock. If you ask me, this is gonna be one hell of a match.
Oh, look at that show-off... kissing his own muscles. Boo!
Rasputin is spinning the Professor like an auto gyro! That's got to be disorienting!
Hey, Milhouse, crank it up.
Hey, that's my seat.
Correction, was your seat.
Hey, I don't see your name engraved on the bar stool.
...one...two...three...four...
...five... six...
...seven...eight... nine... ten... eleven...
The ref is issuing a warning to Rasputin.
Oh, my. Oh, my. Why is the referee permitting this?
This Saturday, for one night only, your life will be changed forever.
Saturday.
Saturday.
SATURDAY! At the Springfield Speedway.
Speedway.
Speedway!
Don "Crusher" Woodard...
Jon "The Skunk" Trumane...
And The Team Tomomatsu Dirt Riding Dunk Masters in the year's biggest...
MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!
One night only.
Plus the amazing...
The astounding...
The unbelievable...
TRUCK-A-Saurous!
Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing prehistoric insanity.
One night only.
One night only.
One night only! At the Springfield Speedway. This Saturday.
If you miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out!
Be there!
TRUCKASAUROUS!
I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the Monster Truck Rally this Saturday.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Uh... Monster Truck Rally, growth thing... No, I don't think so.
Lisa's recital is Saturday night.
I'll be playing my first solo. If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
But Truckasaurous is one night only!
Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?
Now, come on, you two. What time does your little truck game start?
Eight o'clock, but what does it matter?
Well, Lisa's recital starts at five o'clock. We could go to both.
Marge, you're a genius.
People let's have good assembly manners. People, people. Quiet down, now, please. Don't make me flick the lights on and off. Thank you. Ladies, gentlemen, parents and music lovers. Welcome to the first in a series of Saturday evening concerts.
Series?!
Tonight Sherbert's... ... uh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.
Oh, good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long.
Remember, children, stay together. Five, six, seven, eight...
That was beautiful. Can we go now?
Sit down, Homer.
How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this piece of junk?
Oh my, Lisa was wonderful. She certainly's come a long way with her fingering.
Thanks, Flanders. Big know-it-all.
When's Todd's solo, Dad?
Shhh. It's coming up, son, it's coming up.
My son... my son.
Come on, Flanders, he's not that bad.
I reached him.
Homer, drive defensively.
Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.
Faster, Dad. Truckasaurous awaits.
Ooo, I think there's one over there.
Not now, Lisa.
Truckasaurous!
Where, where?
Pull, pull you dogs.
Well, let's see here, cracked windshield, melted bumpers, punctured radiator. Teeth marks in the trunk. On the plus side, there doesn't seem to be any frame damage. This check should take care of everything.
Thank you so much.
Uh, Mrs. Simpson, um, I'm Leo G. Clark, inventor, owner and operator of Truckasaurous. Let me just say that Truckasaurous feels very badly about what happened, and everyone here at Team Truckasaurous would like you to enjoy this half bottle of domestic champagne for being such good sports.
Hmmm, well, thank you. Gee, everyone's so nice here at the Monster Truck Rally. Look, Homer, champagne!
And now Majestic Undercoating is proud to present Ms. Monster.
Wow, a woman mud-pull driver.
Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!
Let the destruction begin! Hey, they forgot my corn dog.
Gimme some nachos, Homersaurous.
Here you go, Bartasaurous.
For our last event of the evening we have a special surprise guest! The world's greatest daredevil. The man who's no stranger to danger. If he's not in action, he's in traction. Captain Lance Murdock!
Yes, well, we saw a daredevil last night and, well, you know, monkey see, monkey do.
Hmmm. I think I know something that might discourage him from this sort of behavior.
Sorry, Bart-dude. It's for emergencies only.
Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children, I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my most dangerous stunt. I will deaf defy both nature and gravity by leapin' over this tank of water...filled with man-eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranhas, bone-crushing alligators, and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion.
I almost forgot. To add a real element of danger, one drop of human blood.
On the chance that I don't survive, let me just say, seat belts save lives so buckle up.
This is so cool.
Oh I can't watch.
He made it!
Bitchin'!
He's okay, folks.
What a fun-filled evening.
Ladies and gentlemen. The ten year old who's brave and bold. When he's not in class, he's risking his ass. The world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson.
Bart, Bart. We're home, son.
Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Kids say such stupid things.

Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever.

And the challenger, from the University of Heidelburg, Professor Werner Von Brawn. That's Brawn with a 'W'.

Two titans at the height of their careers. Ah, if you ask me, this is going to be one hell of a match.

Oh, Bart, I hope you're not taking this seriously. Even a five-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any ballet.

Rasputin's got the reach, but on the other hand, the Professor's got his patented coma lock. If you ask me, this is gonna be one hell of a match.

Oh, look at that show-off... kissing his own muscles. Boo!

Rasputin is spinning the Professor like an auto gyro! That's got to be disorienting!

Hey, Milhouse, crank it up.

Hey, that's my seat.

Correction, was your seat.

Hey, I don't see your name engraved on the bar stool.

...one...two...three...four...

...five... six...

...seven...eight... nine... ten... eleven...

The ref is issuing a warning to Rasputin.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Why is the referee permitting this?

This Saturday, for one night only, your life will be changed forever.

Saturday.

SATURDAY! At the Springfield Speedway.

Speedway.

Speedway!

Don "Crusher" Woodard...

Jon "The Skunk" Trumane...

And The Team Tomomatsu Dirt Riding Dunk Masters in the year's biggest...

MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!

One night only.

Plus the amazing...

The astounding...

The unbelievable...

TRUCK-A-Saurous!

Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing prehistoric insanity.

One night only.

One night only! At the Springfield Speedway. This Saturday.

If you miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail.

And if you're in jail, break out!

Be there!

TRUCKASAUROUS!

I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the Monster Truck Rally this Saturday.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Uh... Monster Truck Rally, growth thing... No, I don't think so.

Lisa's recital is Saturday night.

I'll be playing my first solo. If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.

But Truckasaurous is one night only!

Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?

Now, come on, you two. What time does your little truck game start?

Eight o'clock, but what does it matter?

Well, Lisa's recital starts at five o'clock. We could go to both.

Marge, you're a genius.

People let's have good assembly manners. People, people. Quiet down, now, please. Don't make me flick the lights on and off. Thank you. Ladies, gentlemen, parents and music lovers. Welcome to the first in a series of Saturday evening concerts.

Series?!

Tonight Sherbert's... ... uh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Oh, good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long.

Remember, children, stay together. Five, six, seven, eight...

That was beautiful. Can we go now?

Sit down, Homer.

How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this piece of junk?

Oh my, Lisa was wonderful. She certainly's come a long way with her fingering.

Thanks, Flanders. Big know-it-all.

When's Todd's solo, Dad?

Shhh. It's coming up, son, it's coming up.

My son... my son.

Come on, Flanders, he's not that bad.

I reached him.

Homer, drive defensively.

Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.

Faster, Dad. Truckasaurous awaits.

Ooo, I think there's one over there.

Not now, Lisa.

Truckasaurous!

Where, where?

Pull, pull you dogs.

Well, let's see here, cracked windshield, melted bumpers, punctured radiator. Teeth marks in the trunk. On the plus side, there doesn't seem to be any frame damage. This check should take care of everything.

Thank you so much.

Uh, Mrs. Simpson, um, I'm Leo G. Clark, inventor, owner and operator of Truckasaurous. Let me just say that Truckasaurous feels very badly about what happened, and everyone here at Team Truckasaurous would like you to enjoy this half bottle of domestic champagne for being such good sports.

Hmmm, well, thank you. Gee, everyone's so nice here at the Monster Truck Rally. Look, Homer, champagne!

And now Majestic Undercoating is proud to present Ms. Monster.

Wow, a woman mud-pull driver.

Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!

Let the destruction begin! Hey, they forgot my corn dog.

Gimme some nachos, Homersaurous.

Here you go, Bartasaurous.

For our last event of the evening we have a special surprise guest! The world's greatest daredevil. The man who's no stranger to danger. If he's not in action, he's in traction. Captain Lance Murdock!

Yes, well, we saw a daredevil last night and, well, you know, monkey see, monkey do.

Hmmm. I think I know something that might discourage him from this sort of behavior.

Sorry, Bart-dude. It's for emergencies only.

Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children, I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my most dangerous stunt. I will deaf defy both nature and gravity by leapin' over this tank of water...filled with man-eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranhas, bone-crushing alligators, and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion.

I almost forgot. To add a real element of danger, one drop of human blood.

On the chance that I don't survive, let me just say, seat belts save lives so buckle up.

This is so cool.

Oh I can't watch.

He made it!

Bitchin'!

He's okay, folks.

What a fun-filled evening.

Ladies and gentlemen. The ten year old who's brave and bold. When he's not in class, he's risking his ass. The world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson.

Bart, Bart. We're home, son.

Dad, I want to be a daredevil.

Kids say such stupid things.