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Beth: |
Want kinda question is that? |
Jerry: |
The "yes" or "no" kind. |
Beth: |
Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes? |
Jerry: |
Yess. |
Beth: |
Are you gonna build them? |
Jerry: |
Noo. |
Beth: |
Then what good was the "yes"? |
Jerry: |
Wait, iii... is loving me the house or the homeless people? |
Beth: |
Loving you is work, Jerry, hard work, like building a homeless shelter. Nobody want to say "no" to doing it, but some people put the work in. So what do ya say? Do you see me working here? Does this conversation seem tedious to me? |
Jerry: |
Sort of. |
Beth: |
But I obviously sort of love you, don't I? So stop asking and maybe I'll love you more. Crap, They need me at the horse hospital. |
Jerry: |
This late? |
Beth: |
The racetrack had a starlit derby, there's a seven horse collision, and Davin's there alone. |
Morty: |
Hey there, Jessica. Whooa-whoopsie! |
Jessica: |
Omigod, Morty. You look REALLY nice tonight. |
Morty: |
WOW, thanks! |
Jessica: |
I love you, Morty. I love you so much it burns! |
Morty: |
Oh man. I love you too, Jessica! |
Brad: |
Is this punk bothering you, Jessica? |
Jessica: |
LEAVE HIM ALONE, JERK! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM! HE'S MORE MAN THEN YOU WILL EVER BE! |
Brad: |
Aw man, Morty, ugh, I'm really sorry. |
Morty: |
Oh, well, no problem Brad. |
Brad: |
There's somethin' special bout you, somethin' special. |
Morty: |
Whoa, take it easy! |
Jessica: |
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM! |
Brad: |
BACK OFF I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN! |
Principal Vagina: |
That's enough Bradley. We don't want you injuring your ball-throwing arm. |
Brad: |
Oh, Principal Vagina. |
Jessica: |
Never leave me, Morty, NEVER. |
Morty: |
Uh, sure. I mean, of course not. What do you think that was all about? |
Jessica: |
Who cares? Just hold me. |
Brad: |
LET ME GO!!! I LOVE YOU MORTY! |
Jerry: |
She's gonna be alone with that guy all night. |
Summer: |
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