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You're the Worst | Men Get Strong [3.4] | 4 | Gretchen: [seeing Jimmy burying his face in his hand] Let all the sadness out. [Jimmy turns around with a big smile on his face] Whoa! I thought you were crying!
Jimmy: No. It's amazing. I was smelling the jacket that Dad left and it smelled exactly like him. Just cigarettes, ale, beans, occupational failure. And in a rush, that feeling that we'd been searching for all day just came flying out. And, Gretchen, it wasn't sadness. It was happiness. I'm free. I am finally free! And I'm finally unstuck creatively. I found, all right, the perfect metaphor for the heft of Kitty's adolescent bottom. I'll tell you later. It's...it's too sexy.
Gretchen: Do you want to go binge-watch that six-part series on the Susan Smith case? | Jimmy | Yeah. Just a sec. Now that my parental nightmare is finally over, I'm gonna get rid of everything that smacks of Ronny Overly. May he rest in relative peace for someone of his arterial calcification. |
You're the Worst | Twenty-Two [3.5] | 11 | Tow Truck Driver: Dreams?
Edgar: Some real bad ones.
Tow Truck Driver: Hypervigilance?
Edgar: I saw a sniper on the overpass.
Tow Truck Driver: IEDs in the trash?
Edgar: Yes! Roadside trash is the worst. Why can't they just throw it away?
Tow Truck Driver: Suicidal thoughts? You know the stats? 22 every day. Though, in truth, there are some Vietnam dudes that are jacking up our numbers, but still.
Edgar: I thought starting today, things would get better. But they don't give a shit.
Tow Truck Driver: Here's what you got to understand. They're not evil. None of 'em are. The military's job is to sand down our humanity just enough to where we can take a life. That's it. Afterwards, some totally separate branch gets to deal with all these purposely broken motherfuckers. Not only is that impossible with the resources, that's just impossible, period.
Edgar: Yeah, well, then, what are we supposed to do? | Tow Truck Driver | Not wait for someone to help you. Figure out what works. My man Carter, he hunts all the time. This big chopper pilot I know, he goes to yoga. And we make fun of him, but it seems to work. Jorge hikes the PCT once a year. I got this companion dog. I wanted a big, mean dude, but the organization gave me this little scrub. He saved my life, this guy. This other bro I know locks himself in his bedroom and stabs his closet door. I mean, he's not getting his deposit back, but once the rage passes, he's fine. I know you don't want to hear this, but the minute you stop looking for someone else to cure you, maybe you start living again. |
You're the Worst | The Last Sunday Funday [3.6] | 8 | Gretchen: Legend has it, there is a bar, a secret bar, so exclusive...
Lindsay: No. We're not doing your stupid scavenger hunt for some dumb bar. You pitch it every Sunday.
Gretchen: It is not just a bar. It is a secret bar with a hidden entrance. A magical land full of beautiful people, and strong beverages, and retro decor, called a speakeasy.
Jimmy: Bye-bye.
Gretchen: Goddammit guys, I need this. I had depression. That is a legit-ass, mental-ass illness. I can't be a pilot. It's a fact. Also, Jimmy's dad died.
Jimmy: Yeah. About which, I didn't care.
Gretchen: And I think we both deserve to have a little fun after all that. Also, there's a bar in L.A. I can't get into. That is unacceptable. | Jimmy | Well, accept it, 'cause I'm not going on a scavenger hunt to find a speakeasy. Easily the worst development in bar culture since Internet jukeboxes and big ice cubes. |
You're the Worst | The Last Sunday Funday [3.6] | 6 | Lindsay: Ew, books are gross.
Gretchen: Here Lindser, I got you a book.
Lindsay: Har-har. Here's a book for you. It's called How Not to Be a Bitch for No Reason on Sunday Funday.
Gretchen: Oh, look. Here's one. It's called I'm Living a Double Life, and I Can't Be Myself Around My Husband: The Lindsay Jillian Story, volume two.
Lindsay: Where's volume one? | Gretchen | There is no volume one. You're just that stupid. |
You're the Worst | The Only Thing That Helps [3.7] | 2 | Freddy: Your sisters want me to follow up with you. Apparently, you blocked their numbers, and they want me to tell you: A, you're to have the funeral; B, to make sure to scatter his ashes; and C, don't fall into any shit. | Jimmy | Ah! Well, tell them: A, we're already having a service tomorrow; B, I will scatter his ashes, into the toilet; and, C, you're grossly obese, brush your teeth, and you're a whore, in descending chronological birth order. |
You're the Worst | The Only Thing That Helps [3.7] | 2 | Freddy: [reading eulogy] "Ronny Overly was not only my coworker. He was my hero. He cherished his family, especially his son, Jimmy. I remember when I came out to visit Jimmy. Oh, bloody hell. This was supposed to be in the third person. Oh, well. Ha, ha. It's me, Ronny. I wrote this in pen, so I might as well keep going. I just realized Freddie has to read whatever I say. My name is Freddie, and I'm a..." I'm not reading that. Skipping forward. "Anyway, I did my best to love him, but he rejected me. I sent him presents, I visited, I Facebook-requested him. Anyway, I forgive him. Please scatter my ashes at the home of actor Tony Shalhoub, whose movie Big Night you and I attended together. What's that, Fi? Your sister just told me he's a Paki. Shit. Anyway, after the movie, you turned to me and said: 'That's what I want to do, Daddy. I want to tell stories.' And I said: 'You can do anything you want, son.' And so, you became a writer. I did that. Anyway, I hope you ditch that depressed girl. And I hope Fi is wrong about Tony Shalhoub. Looking at his last name now, it does look suspicious. Shal-houb. Cheers." | Jimmy | Excuse me! Excuse me. We are not done. First of all, he is a liar! I begged him to take me to Big Night so that we could bond, but instead, he went to D3: The Mighty Ducks, and I watched Big Night alone. Then his movie was shorter, he forgot that I was with him, so he left without me. For him to claim that he was rejected after 18 years of constant rejection on his part is crazy! |
You're the Worst | Genetically Inferior Beta Males [3.8] | 9 | Edgar: You got me in with the pot people. They're the worst people. Worse than people who study abroad or atheists or...
Gretchen: Ooh, what about children of celebrities who pretend that it didn't help their careers.
Edgar: These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their agenda, which is just getting high! Why did you make me do this?!
Gretchen: I was looking out for your best interests.
Edgar: Yeah, well, I'm done with Dr. Weed.
Gretchen: Hey! If I quit every time my mother pushed me to do something hard, I wouldn't have... I-I... Okay, well, I guess I did quit eventually to start doing drugs and having unprotected sex with college boys. But the point...
Edgar: No! No more advice! I hate you.
Gretchen: [as Edgar leaves] I was only trying to fill your... | Jimmy | [entering] Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a lovely place. Anyway, turns out I've been living my entire life in opposition to my father. And now that he's dead, I have no idea who I really am. Am I even a writer? Who knows? Maybe I'm meant to be a master carpenter/tree-house architect/singer-songwriter. Anyways, although my zoo animals are likely dead or escaped, I'd like to thank you for taking that router and forcing me to explore the world. Okay. I'm gonna go into the backyard and test some branches for load-bearing capacity. |
You're the Worst | Genetically Inferior Beta Males [3.8] | 5 | Gretchen: Anyway, I-I don't want you to cream your jeans or anything 'cause I know they're your only pair, but maybe my mom wasn't so great.
Justina: Seriously? What, did you hack my e-mail?
Gretchen: I mean, the pressure made me rad, but have you ever slept with no sheets? So scratchy. [Looks at Justina's patient] Five out of ten. Would bang.
Justina: Yup, that's her. | Gretchen | Actually, that was the first time I fell into a depression. It was after a tennis match and I had won, but not by enough, 'cause it was never enough. And my mom was doing this... this food-withholding thing. I think she saw something about it on a TV show as a way to control your dog or something. |
You're the Worst | The Seventh Layer [3.9] | 7 | Vernon: I'm thirsty. I ate too many Blammos and I spat on these ants too much. You got any water? I drank all my sodas.
Paul: No.
Vernon: I hear a creek.
Paul: You can't drink creek water. It's not safe.
Vernon: Nah, I can't get sick. To build my immune system, I lick weird stuff at the hospital all the time. In surg, they say scrub up, I just fake go through the motions. Come on.
Paul: That's to protect the patients. | Vernon | Agree to disagree. |
You're the Worst | The Seventh Layer [3.9] | 12 | Paul: Never thought squirrel could be so delicious.
Vernon: Nuts are high in protein and fat. Makes for tender flesh. People forget I'm a doctor and I know shit. Hey. Check out his little squirrel dick. You dare me to flick it?
Paul: Ugh.
Vernon: I didn't know we'd get lost. I was just trying to buy more time. You don't understand. It's a nightmare over there. Becca makes me wear full pajamas so our skins don't touch.
Paul: Lindsay may have stabbed me intentionally.
Vernon: I only get 20% of the TiVo. And Becca's always erasing my shows "accidentally." I missed all last season of The Librarians.
Paul: Lindsay orders takeout for one. One time I took a French fry, and she made me give her a dollar even though it was on my credit card.
Vernon: Becca once held my head in the toilet for a minute when I forgot to flush a duke.
Paul: Lindsey's cucking me.
Vernon: Yeah, no kidding.
Paul: No, seriously. That guy I mentioned earlier, Raul, he's her bull. | Vernon | What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me? |
You're the Worst | Talking to Me, Talking to Me [3.10] | 11 | Lindsay: [outside a women's health center] So then I heated up the condom in the microwave and I got a turkey baster.
Protester: Wait, I need you to back up.
Lindsay: Okay, so I wanted a popsicle...
Gretchen: Lindsay, do not let those pro-life assholes talk you out of your legal right!
Lindsay: It's okay. I was already having second thoughts before this nice lady came over.
Gretchen: What, why?
Lindsay: If Paul and I get divorced, I'm not gonna have a family anymore. Family. Name one family that's just one person.
Gretchen: Suddenly Susan. Listen, I know that becoming a real human being is a scary thing, but I'll help you. I got your back always.
Lindsay: Thanks, Gretch. All right. I'm ready.
Gretchen: Bam, nice try, terrorists. Another victory for women's rights. | Protester | Actually, I was gonna tell her to do it. In my book, there are extenuating circumstances--rape, incest, and whatever this is. |
You're the Worst | Talking to Me, Talking to Me [3.10] | 8 | Jimmy: I did what you said. I looked at my life from an outside perspective.
Gretchen: Yeah. Doesn't it feel great?
Jimmy: No, it was terrifying. I didn't recognize any of it.
Gretchen: What?
Jimmy: I don't recognize my life. I don't know whether I made any of the right decisions. Everything could be wrong.
Gretchen: Everything?
[Gretchen points at herself] | Jimmy | Everything. |
You're the Worst | The Inherent, Unsullied Qualitative Value of Anything [3.11] | 6 | Jimmy: I am allowed to reassess my life. You have no say in it.
Gretchen: So I'm just supposed to wait around until you think I'm worthy of being your girlfriend? That's bullshit, dude. Just tell me one of the things on your list.
Jimmy: Okay, fine. But only if you tell me one of yours.
Gretchen: Fine.
Jimmy: [pulls out list] Okay. "I can't see having kids with her." Your turn. | Gretchen | I'm afraid you'll never be successful. |
You're the Worst | You Knew It Was a Snake [3.12] | 12 | Jimmy: Last night, you said that I would never be successful. Well, I stayed up all night and wrote 35 amazing pages just to spite you. So, ha! Consider yourself thoroughly spited. Ha!
Gretchen: Cool. Okay, I take back the thing I said. You will be successful.
Jimmy: Thank you!
Gretchen: Now it's your turn.
Jimmy: I'm proud of me, too.
Gretchen: No, Jimmy! It's your turn to take back the mega-harsh thing you said to me. And then, voila, everything goes back to Normal Town, et cetera, et cetera... a little makeup boneage. Maybe some titty massages for Jimmy.
Jimmy: Wait, what exactly am I meant to take back?
Gretchen: [imitating]: "I can't see myself having kids with her."
Jimmy: Oh, that. No, I'm 100% sticking by that. Hey, can we do this titty massage on the patio? I just want to keep an eye on the hummingbird feeder.
Gretchen: Jimmy!
Jimmy: You have dropped eight iPhones in the last year, one into a vat of ranch at Souplantation. Child-rearing requires skill. It's not the same as binge-watching a season of Exemplify. | Gretchen | Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater? |
You're the Worst | You Knew It Was a Snake [3.12] | 7 | Jimmy: Sometimes I look at you and I think, "How did this person get in my house?" It's like I've lost the thread of a novel, and all of a sudden, there's this messy short woman who's clearly important to the story. So, I'm flipping back, thinking, "I don't remember that character being introduced."
Gretchen: Tell me about it! Some days it's like I un-blacked out from a week-long bender, and now I'm in this weird-ass house with sharp corners.
Jimmy: My mate was supposed to be so different. Classy, unbruised, a first-chair violinist for the Philharmonic. God, can you imagine it? Me in the wings of Disney Hall. And we wave good-bye to the other musicians, and I joke about what a drag it must be for Igor to haul that double bass home. And then Dudamel does a champagne spit-take and shakes his head at me like, "Oh, , you are too much."
Gretchen: How am I not arm candy for some international movie star with a giant dong? He's part owner of a cool tech company and invents apps when he's not dick-punching Peter Sarsgaard in his latest movie. Sometimes we talk about adopting a kid from a third-world country, but we never do it. And we live in a legit-ass castle in Malibu with one of those big modern art pieces by the guy who does the big dots.
Jimmy: What? Lichtenstein?
Gretchen: Yeah. A big old Lichtenstein. | Jimmy | Wow. How very sophomore year art history of you. You definitely shouldn't decorate your own house. |
You're the Worst | You Knew It Was a Snake [3.12] | 18 | Jimmy: Dorothy's crying. It's very mucous-y.
Gretchen: Lindsay's just reciting the spoken word parts of Lemonade.
Jimmy: Such idiots.
Gretchen: We're no better than them.
Jimmy: Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo.
Gretchen: I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens.
Jimmy: Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch in crusty yoga pants.
Gretchen: I have a clinical goddamn illness!
Jimmy: Oh, right. So you just win because your condition is listed in the DSM?
Gretchen: No! I win because I am doing something about it. You're just lashing out and putting me under a microscope!
Jimmy: It just happened! He just died. Right, I am still grieving, Gretchen. Jesus Christ!
Gretchen: But I was there first!
Jimmy: Where?!
Gretchen: Here! In shit, miserable! There just isn't room for you to be broken right now, too.
Jimmy: Oh, that... that is complete... How is that okay?
Gretchen: It's not. It is completely unfair.
Jimmy: No. This is not supposed to... One person is supposed to be in the hospital bed. And then the other uncomfortably sleeping on that little couch, just sneaking home to shower and... and walk the dog. | Gretchen | Right? Right, Jimmy. And yet... |
You're the Worst | No Longer Just Us [3.13] | 5 | [Both looking at a picture of Vernon and Becca's newborn baby]
Gretchen: It looks like the fox in the Nine Inch Nails video that's being eaten by ants.
Jimmy: It looks like it should be screaming at an old lady in an Aphex Twin video.
Gretchen: Why is its face so swollen? Did Becca give birth directly over a beehive? | Jimmy | Even at an illegal baby mill, they'd be like, "Yeah, that's okay. We're good." |
You're the Worst | Odysseus [4.3] | 5 | Jimmy: You know, I almost texted Gretchen again earlier.
Edgar: Jimmy!
Jimmy: No, I didn't do it. I wrote about a hundred drafts, but couldn't get it right. Probably for the best, you know. Out of sight, out of...
[Gretchen bursts into the house, running and stopping abruptly upon seeing Jimmy, who stands up. She slowly steps up to where she is standing over him.] | Gretchen | HEY! DOT DOT DOT! |
You're the Worst | This Is Just Marketing [4.4] | 7 | Gretchen: So, I forgot to tell you, I had sex with that dummy Ty.
Lindsay: [excitedly throwing clothes, which land on a model] WHAT?!
Gretchen: And then, later that same day, I boned his best friend.
Lindsay: [throwing more clothes] WHAT?!
Model: Should I try a walk, or...
Lindsay: Shut up! | Gretchen | Plus, he's married, so it can't be a thing. That's right--two guys in a row, just like senior prom. |
You're the Worst | Fog of War, Bro [4.5] | 4 | Jimmy: Right, she's acting really weird.
Edgar: Like David Bowie in Labyrinth weird, or like Kevin in We Need to Talk About Kevin weird?
Jimmy: She's watching pornography fully clothed. | Edgar | Kevin weird. |
You're the Worst | Not a Great Bet [4.7] | 14 | Gretchen: I was thinking I move back and we run the roller rink together. Don't say anything, but I'm serious. I probably have a new niece or nephew by now, and our family cat is not gonna be around forever.
Heidi: Don't move back here, Gretchen.
Gretchen: No, I know. But it's not out of desperation. I want to.
Heidi: Well, I don't want you to.
Gretchen: Is it because I ghosted you in high school? We talked about that.
Heidi: You didn't ghost me.
Gretchen: Uh, I did.
Heidi: Well, you might have, I just wasn't aware of it. Gretchen, we weren't friends then.
Gretchen: Well, maybe we weren't as day-to-day close, but we were absolutely friends. I have a picture. You were all cancery.
Heidi: That was when I came back the first time. Everyone wanted a piece of that sweet cancer action. I took photos with everyone. The reason you never came to the hospital is because I never invited you.
Gretchen: I don't even know what you're talking about here.
Heidi: We weren't friends after eighth grade. You became a shape-shifter.
Gretchen: A what? | Heidi | I know you had family shit and you couldn't be yourself around them, but you'd straight-up act like someone different depending on who you were with, then pretty soon there's no real Gretchen. We'd be best friends on Friday, and on the Monday you'd look right through me. You're just not a great bet to invest too deeply in. Everyone liked you or wanted you, but no one knew you. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Heart of the Cards | 2 | Joey: Hey, Seto Kaiba, maybe we should duel sometime. | Kaiba | No thanks, I think I'll have much more of a challenge playing solitaire. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Heart of the Cards | 7 | Kaiba: Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yugi!
Yami Yugi: My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain... the unstoppable Exodia!
Kaiba: Aaaaargh! Impossible!
Yami Yugi: I've assembled all five special cards... all five pieces of the puzzle!
[Exodia the Forbidden One suddenly appears on the field towering over the Blue-Eyes White Dragons]
Kaiba: Exodia? It-it's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him! | Yami Yugi: | Exodia, obliterate! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Heart of the Cards | 2 | Man: Mr. Pegasus, sir, Seto Kaiba, our uncontested champion he's been defeated in a duel, sir, by someone named Yugi. | Maximillion Pegasus | Hmm. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Ultimate Great Moth | 3 | Weevil Underwood: Uh-Uh-But i'm the regional champion, The regional champion!
Yami Yugi: You call yourself a champion, Weevil, but you only won your duels through lying and cheating. True champions- They play with honor. They play fair. | Joey Wheeler | Aw, Don't waste your breath on this sneaky slug. He's a dueling disgrace. And i hereby relieve him of his dueling gauntlet. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Duel With a Ghoul | 12 | Kemo: [laughs] Yugi, you don't have a ghost of chance beating Kaiba because this time he is a ghost.
Yami Yugi: A ghost?
Mokuba: Stop it, Kemo!
Kemo: It's a fact. two witnesses saw him fall to his doom.
[All gasp]
Mokuba: Lair! Take back what you said!
Kemo: Get used to it. All that's left of Kaiba are memories. Plus, a very cranky ghost just looking for revenge.
Yami Yugi: It's not him!
Kemo: Well, he's seen better days. It's time to duel with the ghoul.
Yami Yugi: It can't be! That guy's nothing but a fake, a trick by Pegasus.
[Back at Pegasus' castle] | Yami Yugi | [on tv] Don't worry, Mokuba. I'll win your freedom. Then we'll find your brother. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 16 | [Yugi and his friends are about to start a duel against Bakura (who is controlled by the evil spirit of the Millenium Ring)]
Bakura: Before we get started there's a little something I'd like to share with you all... and especially with you Yugi.
Joey: What's that?
[The Millenium Ring is appearing around Yami Bakura's neck]
Joey: [spooked] This is getting freaky.
Yugi: [stunned] It can't be. A millenium item.
Yami Bakura: Yes! And the magic of my Millenium Ring will take us to the Shadow Realm!
Joey: Man, I hate magic.
Yugi: Why are you doing this, Bakura?
Yami Bakura: You have something I want Yugi and I aim to take it.
[Yami Bakura uses the powers of the Millenium Ring to spirit Yugi's and his friends souls away, locking them in their favourite Duel Monster cards]
Yami Bakura: Their souls have been locked away. And now after waiting for countless centuries, the legendary Millenium Puzzle is mine!
[Yami Bakura tries to grab the Millenium Puzzle, but Yami Yugi takes control of Yugi's body, much to Yami Bakura's surprise and chagrin]
Yami Bakura: It can't be!
Yami Yugi: You want my Millenium Puzzle? Then, you're going to have to duel me for it. | Yami Bakura | There is more at stake here then you comprehend and this is one shadow game you cannot win! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 8 | Yami Yugi: Bakura, what have you done? Why have you taken us to the Shadow Realm?
Yami Bakura: [chuckles] Bakura... Bakura's no longer here.
Yami Yugi: If you're not Bakura, then who are you?
Yami Bakura: I'm a thief and a stealer of souls. And I have done terrible things in my quest to possess the Millenium Items. You do remember the legends don't you?
[Yami Yugi's eyes widen in shock]
Yami Bakura: Whosoever fields all seven Millenium Items will possess power unimaginable. And before I'm done with you, your Millenium Puzzle will be mine!
Yami Yugi: That's not going to happen, whoever you are. | Yami Bakura | Then let the shadow game begin! The first move is yours. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 6 | [Yami Bakura uses his "The White Magical Hat" to attack and destroy Yugi's "Cyber Commander", which has Tristan's soul sealed within it]
Yami Yugi: No, Tristan!
Yami Bakura: [chuckles] Aww... looks like that card has been defeated and your poor friend's soul was trapped in it.
Yami Yugi: Where is he? What have you done with Tristan?
Yami Bakura: Your friend is gone on his way to the discard pile or the graveyard as we call it in Duel Monsters. | Yami Yugi | [shocked] It can't be. Tristan can't be gone. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 4 | Yami Bakura: [chuckles] When you duel in the Shadow Realm, the stakes are always higher, Yugi! You made a sloppy move and now your friend paid for it with is very soul! Now, which of your friends will you sacrifice next?
Yami Yugi: [draws "Dark Magician", which has normal Yugi's soul sealed within it] [thinking] Huh! "The Dark Magician"! He's my favourite card but is it also my soul card? What happens when I play it?
Yami Bakura: With a new hand... [places a monster face-down] comes a whole new perspective... the game... [places a face-down trap card] ever shifting. New dangers surround every turn. | Yami Yugi | [thinking] He's trying to freak me out but I can't figure out what he's up to. I'm just going to have risk playing. [speaking] "The Dark Magician"! ["Dark Magician", which has normal Yugi's soul trapped in it, is summoned] |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 5 | Yami Yugi: [draws "The Magician of Faith", which has Tea's soul sealed within it] No! "The Magician of Faith"!
Yami Bakura: Hmm... isn't that Tea's favourite card? Do you suppose her mortal soul is trapped within it? Hmm... I wonder. Maybe you should play it and find out. But then again... [places another monster face-down] you don't know what I'm playing here, so you might be putting her in danger. A dilemma. And while you decide, I'll just activate this trap card [activates his face-down trap card "Just Desserts"]
Yami Yugi: No!
Yami Bakura: "Just Desserts"! I think you find it will help you come to grips with your present situation. [a foggy disembodied hand appears and grabs Yami Yugi by his head, causing apparent pain, while Yami Yugi's lifepoints drop down to 500 due to the effect of "Just Desserts"] | Yami Bakura | [chuckles] "Just Desserts" takes 500 points for each of your monsters on the field and you feel like each and every point has been ripped from your beating heart. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 5 | [Yugi has summoned "The Magician of Faith", which has Tea's soul trapped in it, on the field face-down and Yugi and his friends try to hid her from Yami Bakura by standing in front of her]
Yami Bakura: Don't bother, you fools! I can see her perfectly well!
Yami Yugi: Huh!
Yami Bakura: Now, I have four of you right where I want you... helpless on the field, easy prey for my "Man-Eater Bug" [plays his "Man-Eater Bug" face-down on the field] | Tea | "Man-Eater Bug"? Glad, I'm a girl. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Evil Spirit of the Ring | 38 | [Yugi has used "Monster Reborn" to bring back "Flame Swordsman", which has Joey's soul trapped in it, back on the field]
Yami Bakura: [coldly] You waste your time and your turns rescuing these foolish mortals.
Yami Yugi: My friends are never a waste of time. Make your move.
Yami Bakura: [chuckles] Oh, I'll move and you will lose. This is the play that will end the match and win me your Millenium Puzzle. First, I will play "The Lady of Faith" in attack mode and then the card that will turn your friends against one another... "The Change of Heart".
Yugi: "The Change of Heart"? Isn't that Bakura's favourite card?
Yami Bakura: And a very magical card it is. With this card I can turn you against your comrades. The very friends you sought to protect you will now destroy.
Yugi: No, I refuse!
Yami Bakura: You won't have a choice in the matter. "The Change of Heart" card allows me to control any opposing monster and I choose you, little Yugi.
Yami Yugi: Leave the young one out of this!
Yami Bakura: Why should I? By simply destroying him might defeat you as well. You're here to die and PROTECT HIM! THEN PROTECT HIM AGAINST THIS!
Yugi: Uhh!
Tristan: YUGI!
Joey: YUGI!
Tea: YUGI!
Yugi: Uhh! Huh?
Joey: It's Bakura!
Tea: The real Bakura!
Yugi: Bakura! So your soul was sealed into your favorite card, too!
Bakura: [sighs] I want to help, but we must act quickly, Yugi.
[Bakura becomes "Lady of Faith".]
Bakura: I've taken over one of his cards instead of yours.
Yugi: Huh?
Yami Bakura: Uhh!
Bakura: I'll control her while you attack me. You can win against the evil .
Yugi: I can't! I'd be destroying you, sending you to the graveyard.
Bakura: I don't care it's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit. Do it!
Yami Bakura: BE QUIET!
Yami Yugi: I have a better idea. If the evil power of Bakura's Millennium Ring can pull souls from people, perhaps the power of my Millennium Puzzle can put them back.
Joey: All right! Our Bakura's back where he belongs.
Tristan: But where's the evil dude?
[Yami Bakura becomes "Lady of Faith".]
Yami Bakura: Uhh! This can't be!
Yami Yugi: Listen closely, Yugi. Use the power of the Dark Magician sent him to the graveyard now!
Yugi: You got it, Dark magic attack!
[Yami Yugi defeats Yami Bakura and Yami Bakura gets sent to the card graveyard]
Yami Bakura: Uhh! The Millenium Puzzle was almost mine!
[The Reaper of Cards approaches Yami Bakura] | Yami Bakura | [screams in horror] |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Arena of Lost Souls | 2 | Joey Wheeler: Oh, no! | Bonz | Oh, yes! Dragon Zombie, destroy Axe Raider! Deadly Zombie Breath! [Dragon Zombie's decaying breath causes Axe Raider to turn to dust] One down, and one to go. Now your puny swordsman is outnumbered three to one. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Arena of Lost Souls | 8 | Sid: Zigor!
Bandit Keith: Next.
Bonz: Boss, what's wrong?
Bandit Keith: What's wrong is that you lost.
Bonz: But, boss, I did exactly what you told me!
Bandit Keith: [furiously shouting] YOU LOST!!!!! [his shout echoed around the forest] Now hand 'em over!
Bonz: Ow! | Sid | Take em! Just Take em! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Shining Friendship | 5 | Yugi:: I almost couldn't control it! This other presence inside me! He was willing to go all the way against Kaiba!!
Joey:: Another presence inside you?
Tristan:: What do ya mean? What are you talkin' about, buddy?
Bakura:: Like me, Yugi has some ancient spirit inside him. It has something to do with our Millennium Items. | Yugi: | I'm afraid of this spirit inside me! So afraid, that I can never duel again! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Shining Friendship | 2 | Mai:: Come on! What you're doing is pointless! Yugi's already given up on himself! You're not going to be able to keep fighting for him! He has to fight for himself! He has to stand up to anyone who dares to get in his way!! And whatever is going on in his head, Tea, Yugi has to deal with it on his own! | Yugi | (thinking): Maybe Mai's right. Maybe I have to fight harder. Maybe I gave up too easily. What do you do when the thing you're fighting against is some kind of magical spirit that can take control of you? Something that's living inside you? What do you do then? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Duel Identity | 7 | Pharaoh:: Yugi, let me help you! If you continue to hold me back, everybody loses!
Mai:: So, Yugi, have you faced up to your fears? Whatever freaked you out in your battle with Kaiba, have you come to grips with it?
Yugi: (thinking): How can I? Kaiba was willing to do anything to win the duel, and the spirit from my Millennium Puzzle was willing to do anything to stop him. But if I had attacked, Kaiba would have been seriously hurt. And I couldn't let that happen, even if it cost me the duel. No matter how badly I need to rescue Grandpa, hurting someone else is something I will not do.
Pharaoh:: I meant no harm. I only wanted to help. And I vow never to go against your wishes again.
Yugi:: How can I believe you?
Pharaoh:: Your grandfather once told you to trust in the power of the Millennium Puzzle, remember? | Yugi: | Maybe you're right. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Yugi vs. Pegasus: Match of the Millennium | 7 | Dark Bakura:: As you can see, there isn't a particle of those fools left in this dimension. I've no patience for obstacles that get in my way! Remember that!
Tristan:: Huh? I don't know how you did that and I probably don't wanna know. Just tell me who you are, what you want. I know you're not really our friend Bakura. You're the one Yugi beat. He banished you to the graveyard. And in the process, he released Bakura from your control.
Dark Bakura:: Yes. But that wouldn't have happened if Bakura hadn't betrayed me. I've decided I need a new host.
Tristan:: You won't take me without a fight!
Dark Bakura:: Not yours. I want a vessel with a mind or spirit of its own.
Tristan:: You want Mokuba. | Dark Bakura: | Now turn him over or face the same fate as those guards! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Yugi vs. Pegasus: Match of the Millennium | 5 | Dark Bakura:: So what will it be, Mortal? Are you going to hand Mokuba over willingly or do I have to conjure something to consume your soul?
Tristan:: Forget it. No way.
Dark Bakura: You know that I have the power to back up my threats. Hand him over this instant, or I'll dispatch you to the graveyard, too.
Tristan: Yeah, I remember. Your evil power comes from that, the Millennium Ring. | Dark Bakura: | That's right. The Millennium Ring not only allows me to control your friend Bakura, it gives me many other magical abilities as well. So unless you want a more personal demonstration of my power, you'd stop resisting me since you know any attempt would be pointless. Why sacrifice yourself when you know I'll still wind up possession of him in the end? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Yugi vs. Pegasus: Match of the Millennium | 3 | Yami Yugi: You've used your underhanded tactics to overwhelm Yugi's mind! You will pay for what you did!
Pegasus:: So I take it, from this emotional outburst, that you're having a hard time acknowledging the fact that you failed in your self-appointed duty to protect your little dueling protege. Whoever you are, perhaps Yugi would have been better off without your interference. | Yami: | Be silent! For what you have done, I will show you no mercy. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Yugi vs. Pegasus: Match of the Millennium | 8 | Yami: (thinking): But with Yugi gone from his world, he can no longer help me prevent Pegasus from reading minds.
(Yami has a vision)
Solomon Moto:: Yugi is still with you.
The Pharaoh:: You must be...
Solomon Moto:: Yugi's grandpa. And believe me, his heart is still in this.
The Pharaoh:: But how can that be?
Solomon Moto:: You believe only what your eyes show you. The unbreakable bond of Yugi's friends keeps his spirit alive. | The Pharaoh: | His friends, of course! They haven't given up on him!! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Aftermath | 6 | (After entering Yugi's subconscious mind via the Millennium Key)
Shadi:: Incredible! This youth's mind contains two chambers. Never have I seen such a thing. One is a room of pure innocence, devoid of malice. Purity of soul I sense could not possibly belong to the thief who stole Pegasus' Millennium Eye. But, wait. The other chamber- I detect another presence. And this soul is much more mysterious.
The Pharaoh:: It's all right. You may enter my chamber if that is what you desire. But I warn you, tread cautiously. I will allow no harm to come to the boy whose vessel I share. Your presence here intrigues me.
Shadi:: In the past I have ventured into minds of many people. But never have I encountered such a strange soul here. I feel as though I am in the tomb of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh.
The Pharaoh:: I don't know how you entered my mind. Explain yourself before you trespass further! I demand an explanation for your intrusion! | Shadi: | I seek a criminal who has stolen the power of a Millennium Item. It has been five long millennia since those items were created. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Wrath of Rebecca | 5 | The Pharaoh:: You did it. You saved everyone, Yugi.
Yugi:: We both did. And I don't even know your name.
The Pharaoh:: I've been called many things throughout the ages. Pharaoh, Yu-Gi-Oh! I've been known as Yami.
Yugi:: Well, Yami, I'm glad to have you as my friend. | Pharaoh: | Good, because I'm glad to be one. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Wrath of Rebecca | 9 | [Back home at Domino City Yugi and the gang reunited with his grandfather Solomon at the hospital.]
Solomon: What's the matter, Yugi? Youre not surprised to see me up and about, Are you.
Yugi: Grandpa.
Solomon: [chucking]
Yugi: Hey, Grandpa! [laughing towards his grandfather] Youre OK!
Solomon: Yes my boy!
[Tristan, Joey, and Tea look happily at them]
Yugi: I've missed you, Ready to go home? | Solomon | Mm-hmm. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | The Ties of Friendship | 51 | (The scene shows Yugi and Rebecca dueling)
Yugi: Now listen to me, Rebecca. I'm only going to say this one more time, my grandpa didn't steal your Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Rebecca: (angrily) You're lying! He did! He did! He did steal it! It was my grandpa's favorite and your grandpa took it from him. You won't get away with this, you thieves!
Solomon: Rebecca.
Rebecca: Now what?
Solomon: There's a story that you need to hear, Rebecca. It's the story of how I met your grandfather, Professor Arthur Hawkins and of the danger we faced together.
Rebecca: In other words, more of your lies! Forget it!
Solomon: No, it's true and be assured it's one of the most frightening experiences I have in my entire life.
Rebecca: Humph. I'm so sure.
Solomon: It happened years ago, but it's an adventure I'll never forget.
(In a flashback in Egypt)
Solomon: I have traveled to Egypt to participate in an archaeological dig. A brand new discovery been made not far from the Great Pyramids. We all wondered what Ancient Egyptian secrets will soon be unearthed. The desert was hotter and drier than I expected. So it was fortunate that I soon made a friend.
(He tries to drink water but his carton is emptied and suddenly Arthur Hawkins decided to give him his water)
Arthur: (handling his water carton) You look like you could use some cool water.
Solomon: How could I thank you?
(He drinks the water and spit it out)
Solomon: I guzzled it down a little too quick. But my new friend Professor Arthur Hawkins was just assumed my enthusiasm, he was a kind and very brilliant man.
(Back to the duel)
Solomon: But in his field of archaeology, he was viewed as a extremely radical thinker.
Tea: How come?
Solomon: His theories, he believed that Duel Monsters may have played some mysterious part in Egyptian history. Am I'm right, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Hmm...
Yugi: I don't understand, Grandpa.
Solomon: His studies of hieroglyphics, the ancient Egyptians' writing, kept turning up one particular word over and over again. And that one word was "Duel".
Tea: Duel?
Yugi: But why?
Solomon: It was a mysterious.
(Arthur and Solomon are inside an ancient chamber)
Solomon: Using duel as a keyword, he worked towards a new interpretation of Egyptian history. And he came into a astonishes conclusion.
Arthur: It's here, my friend, in these hieroglyphs. "By the spirits of the River Nile, I combined magic and monsters to vanquish my enemy in our battle this day".
Solomon: What on earth could that mean?
Arthur: If I'm correct, it has to do with incredible contests in which ancient Egyptians participated. Contests with high stakes. I believe, duels.
Solomon: What kind of duels?
Arthur: I think you'll find the answer in that inscription, Solomon.
(Arthur hands out a deck of monster cards)
Arthur: Look at this.
Solomon: Duel Monster cards.
Arthur: Now take a look at those ancient drawings.
(Solomon finds out that the monster card looks exactly the same like the one in the carving)
Solomon: The images are nearly the same.
Arthur: Which leads me to believe the Ancient Egyptians must have played the similar game to our own.
Solomon: What an amazing discovery! When you present this to your fellow scholars, you'll revolutionize the field of Egyptology.
Arthur: We shall see.
(Flashback ends)
Solomon: But Arthur's colleagues ridiculed his theories and dismissed them his wild fantasy. Even in the face of such disbelieved, he bravely stood his ground and continued his difficult research into the ancient game of Duel Monsters. He invited me to join him in his work and I helped the best of I could. In time, he discovered a link between the game and the Millennium Items.
Yugi: What kind of link?
Solomon: It's still very mysterious, Yugi.
(Arthur and Solomon are in an ancient tomb)
Arthur: The Ancient Egyptians didn't play this game for fun or money, Solomon. But rather for the power to rule the world.
Solomon: How could that be? | Arthur | The inscriptions tell of a place called the Shadow Realm where terrible monsters dwell and powerful warriors battled for dominion over the Earth. Apparently, the Ancient Egyptians actually played the game in that mysterious realm and the stakes are caught in this inscription with the fate of the Earth. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Legendary Heroes | 10 | Crump: Mr. Kaiba. Uh Welcome back, sir.
Gansley: What an unexpected surprise!
Joey Wheeler:: Go, Drumsticks!
Mai Valentine:: Uh, guys? Joey just named his chicken.
Joey Wheeler:: It's a Niwatori, Mai!
Mai Valentine:: Whatever.
[The Five-Headed Dragon, also known as the Mythic Dragon, has obliterated Mokuba]
Seto Kaiba: Mokuba!
Mokuba Kaiba: [weakly] Seto... [collapses and digitizes] | Seto Kaiba | No! NO!! MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Dungeon Dice Monsters | 16 | Duke: Yugi, i'm sorry i accused you of cheating. The better player won today, and it was you. You proved you really did beat Pegasus fair and square. I was such a creep today, and thanks to those tv cameras, the world knows it. My store is ruined. No one's gonna want to play Dungeon Dice Monsters now.
Yugi: That's not true at all, Duke. Dungeon Dice Monsters has the potential to become a huge hit.
Solomon: True. I haven't seen a game this exciting since duel monsters. You've got to keep your store open.
Tea: There's more than enough room for two game stores in town. I've got a feeling once Dungeon Dice Monsters takes off, you'll both have all the customers you can handle.
Duke: Huh? No way do you really think so?
Joey: Sure dice monsters is great. It's you i don't like.
Tristan: I'd love to learn how to play dice monsters.
Duke: I can teach you. Great!
Yugi: Now that Joey's out of the doghouse, maybe things will get back to normal around here, Which means that i can finally get back to playing duel monsters.
Duke: So that's lt? How can you let me off so easy, Yugi? I was a total jerk to you and your friends.
Yugi: The game is over now. Let's just leave the fighting on the field because revenge leaves you with nothing excerpt for more bad feelings, Duke, and if you're truly sorry, the best thing to do is be friends.
Duke: I am sorry... and you're offering me something better than winning.
Yugi: Friendship always is.
Duke: Huh? Hmm.
Yugi: Hmm. | Tea | Aw. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Dungeon Dice Monsters | 2 | Yugi: Hey, Duke. Sounds like you got some new e-mail. | Joey | Anything good? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 2 | Bandit Keith: I see that this Millennium Item now belongs... TO ME! [kicks the fortune telling table face on at Yugi and Tea] | Yugi | My Millennium Puzzle! [he and Tea fall away and Bandit Keith runs off laughing while the crystal ball shatters on the ground] Come back here! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 7 | Yugi:: If I have to duel, I'm gonna need the spirit of the Puzzle to help me.
Pharaoh:: I can barely hear you, Yugi. Our bond is weak. It's hard to maintain contact. I'm afraid I won't be able to help you with this duel. You'll have to fight him...alone.
Yugi:: Alone!? But I've never fought a duel without you! And if I'm defeated I'll lose you forever!
Pharaoh:: You can defeat him! Just trust yourself and your deck, and you'll find the way.
Yugi:: Alright.
Pharaoh:: Be very careful, Yugi. I sense a great evil. | Yugi: | Spirit!! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 2 | Bandit Keith: I'm back! [runs across the duel arena and raises the Millennium Puzzle] I've got to destroy it! If I can't have this Puzzle, no one can! | Yugi | No! Keith, wait! Don't! [Bandit Keith slams the Millennium Puzzle against the console, making horrified] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 5 | Tristan: Yeah, brilliant, putting the rod in the hole and pulling really hard.
Joey: Say what!?
Tristan: Say nothing! [he and Joey argue]
Yugi: Knock it off, guys, or I won't share my hospital food with you. | Joey | We'll be good. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 11 | Ishizu: Kaiba, do you believe in destiny?
Kaiba: Does it matter?
Ishizu: Ancient Egyptians thought that the true path of one's life is predetermined because history repeats itself throughout the ages in a neverending circle. They would say it was not your choice to come here for it was destined for the two of us would meet.
Kaiba: Look, all that nonsense may interest you, but I didn't come here for Egyptian history 101. I came here because you said it will be worth my while, but it looks like you're wasting my time. If there's a point to all of this, let's get to it already, I have a company to run. You said you have a exclusive offer for me.
(Back to when Ishizu is talking to Kaiba on the phone)
Kaiba: I know everything about Duel Monsters and there is nothing like Exodia. So quit the charade and tell me what's going on.
Ishizu: All in good time, Kaiba. Duel Monsters is based upon a 5000-year-old game, it was played by Ancient Egyptians for power and was extremely dangerous.
Kaiba: Who cares?
Ishizu: Maximillion Pegasus did, he fell in love with the game and decided to reinvented for modern times.
Kaiba: What's your point? | Ishizu | I get it, unbeknownst to most duelists. Pegasus created a series of all powerful cards that were never released to the public. It was no surprise that he kept the best monsters for himself. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 9 | (In the Domino Museum)
Ishizu: I've secured the most precious artifacts here. We've recovered stone carvings that depict the earliest known games played in Egypt. I'm sure you'll find it most familiar. Kaiba, behold the origin of Duel Monsters!
(Kaiba enters when suddenly he sees a stone tablet sealed in display)
Kaiba: It can't be... These carvings look like Duel Monsters Cards! Then that means your story is true!
Ishizu: I see you've come to your senses. Furthermore there's a theory that in ancient times these monsters were real. Egyptian sorcerers summoned monsters to earth to do their bidding, but they soon realized that the monsters could not be control. They destroyed villages and brought earth to the brink of destruction. The citizens turned to the pharaoh for help, though he could not defeat the monsters. He managed to use his magic to seal them away in stone tablets and brought peace to the world. However, overtime evil sorcerers learned how to control the monsters and released them from the tablets. With their army of powerful monsters, the sorcerers were confident that no one could stand in their way. They betrayed the pharaoh and wage an all-out war against him. This is the one you must look at.
Kaiba: Hm?
Ishizu: This carving is the reason I called you here tonight. It depicts one of the main conflicts in the war between the pharaoh and his greatest opponent, closely examine this artifact. After this moment, Kaiba, your life will never be the same.
Kaiba: [sees the Pharaoh figure that looks like Yugi] That's the Pharaoh?! But, that's Yugi! And the monster carved above him is the Dark Magician! | Ishizu | On the left is the sorcerer fighting against him. (Kaiba is shocked to see that the pharaoh's greatest opponent is none other than an ancient Egyptian version of himself) That's you, Kaiba! If you still have any doubt, look at his monster. It's the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 3 | Ishizu:: The hieroglyphics read that the mighty sorcerer marched into the Pharaoh's chambers and challenged him and his legion of loyal magicians to a legendary duel with the fate of the world at stake. The Pharaoh accepted the sorcerer's challenge, and their epic battle began. Today, five thousand years later, the this epic battle is played out once again. Do you see? Now do you believe in destiny, Kaiba?
Kaiba:: This is ridiculous! This piece of rock has got to be a fake!! | Ishizu: | If you won't trust my word, then you must see into the past and glimpse a part of the battle firsthand, which I can help you do with my Millennium Necklace. Now, open your mind and see into the past! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 3 | Ishizu:: The duel raged on with neither side showing any mercy. They summoned monsters that were increasingly more powerful and dangerous. The winner of the duel is written here, but as you can see, the hieroglyphics have been worn away.
Kaiba:: I see. | Ishizu: | But although we do not know the outcome, we can deduce who was victorious. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 17 | Yugi:: I wish we knew more about our new enemy. He said he was familiar with the power of a Millennium Item. I bet he has one.
Pharaoh:: That must be how he controls people's minds.
Yugi:: But who is he?
Pharaoh:: I don't know.
Yugi:: Then how can we stop him!?
Pharaoh:: Don't worry. As long as we stay connected, you and I can face anything.
Yugi:: Maybe. But what if I...fail again? How do I know that I won't lose you?
Pharaoh:: I believe in you, Yugi.
[Joey and Tristan were mopping the floor of the hall corridor]
Tristan Taylor: Joey, we're on mop duty. What are you so happy about anyway?
Joey Wheeler: Well, my sister Serenity's finally getting an eye operation, and it's all thanks to the 3 million bucks that Yugi won at Duelist Kingdom. She's gonna get her sight back again!
Tristan Taylor: That's sweet! So when do we visit?
Joey Wheeler: It's not that easy. My mom's gonna be there. And every since Serenity and I were separated as kids, my mom and I haven't seen eye to eye.
Tristan Taylor: [yanks Joey by the neck with his arm] She won't go without you. My only concern is whether or not Serenity likes me.
Joey Wheeler: Don't get any funny ideas.
Tristan Taylor: Tell me which hospital she's in and I'll go visit sweet Serenity alone. You'd be a third wheel. | Joey Wheeler | [frustrated] Tristan! I'll send you to the hospital! [puts Tristan in a leg-lock] |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 7 | Yugi: Ready or not, Spirit, this is where you take over.
Yami: [Shouting at the Millennium Puzzle] Hey Yugi... I'm not... you can't... this isn't a duel! [Sees Tea watching] Oh, hello.
Ishizu:: Welcome, Yami. I've been expecting you.
Pharaoh:: who are you?
Ishizu:: I am Ishizu. And I've uncovered many mysteries about you and these ancient carvings using the magic of my Millennium Necklace.
Pharaoh:: Another Millennium Item. | Ishizu: | Like your Millennium Puzzle, this necklace affords me certain powers. With it, I have gazed five thousand years into the past, to a time when evil sorcerers threatened to destroy the entire world. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 14 | Joey Wheeler: Speakin' of brains, I almost let that Duel Disk distract me from checking on my little sister. [dials the phone and the phone picks up the signal]
Tristan Taylor: [picks up the phone] Hello. Serenity Wheeler's room.
Joey Wheeler: [stunned] WHAAAT?!?! Tristan, is that you?!
Tristan Taylor: Joey, what a coincidence! Serenity and I were just talking about you.
Joey Wheeler: You were? What do you think you're doin' in my sister's room?
Tristan Taylor: Well, I knew how busy you are getting ready for the Battle City tournament, so I thought I should keep Serenity company. Right, pal?
Joey Wheeler: [angrily shouts] YOU'RE THE LAST THING SHE NEEDS, ROMEO!!
Serenity Wheeler: Hi there, Joey. Why didn't you ever tell me that Tristan taught you everything you know about Duel Monsters...
Joey Wheeler: What?!
Serenity Wheeler: ...or you finished second at Duelist Kingdom thanks to his training?
Joey Wheeler: WHAT?!
Serenity Wheeler: And you never mentioned that if it weren't for Tristan, you wouldn't have won the $3 million dollars to pay for my surgery. [Joey gives a smirking grin on the phone] You're so lucky to have such a sweet, caring guy as your friend.
Tristan Taylor: [chuckles nervously and comes back on the line] Best of luck in Battle City, and don't forget about that super three-card combo I taught you. Bye. [hangs up the phone, leaving Joey speechless] | Joey Wheeler | [turns furious and vehemently screams in the phone] TRISTAAAAAAN!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I'LL KICK YOUR LYIN' BUTT!!!!! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 28 | Weevil: [revealing himself] Looking for someone?
Joey: I thought I smelled a dung beetle!
Weevil: That's my greeting after all this time? [laughs sinisterly]
Joey: You stole that little kid's cards, didn't you, worm-breath?!
Weevil: I don't remember stealing any cards.
Tristan: [cracking his knuckles] Well then, maybe I can help refresh your memory.
Joey: Tristan, wait. We'll settle this fair and square with a duel!
Tea: Be really careful, Joey. Remember when Weevil threw Yugi's Exodia cards off the boat to Duelist Island? This guy's a major cheater!
Weevil: [laughing sinisterly] Careful where you point that finger, Tea. It might get bitten by one of my pets.
Tea: [disgusted] Gross!
Joey: Alright, let's do this!
Weevil: That's fine with me, but we'll duel for two locator cards!
Joey: Two of them?
Tea: But if you lose both locator cards, you'll have no way of getting to the finals!
Tristan: It's way too risky, Joey.
Weevil: That's if even have two!
Joey: That's it!
Tea: Be careful, Joey!
Joey: Yugi squashed this creepy little bug the first time they squared off at Duelist Kingdom. Now I guess it's my turn to do the same! How many locator cards do you have?
Weevil: Two!
Joey: Then once I step on you and take them both, plus your rarest card, I'll be personally responsible for your ugly mug out of the tournament! Just like Yugi did last time! [He and Weevil activate their duel disks] Let's do this!
Both: It's time to duel!
Joey: First I'll play...my Swordsman of Landstar in attack mode! Then I'll leave this little number facedown for later. Take your best shot!
Weevil: Your "Swordsman" looks like he popped out of a toy|box!
Joey: This toy's gonna slice and dice your hive!
Weevil: Well, is that so? Not if I play a much more powerful Flying Kamakiri #1! Now my flying friend, attack! Crush his mini-monster!
Joey: Uh-uh. Watch this. It's my Shield and Sword magic card! It swaps the attack and defense points of both our monsters, making my Swordsman's attack strength a cut above your bug's! | Weevil | [groans then laughs] Nice try! But when Flying Kamakiri #1 is sent to the graveyard, it automatically summons an even more powerful warrior to take its place! The dreaded Flying Kamakiri #2! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 5 | Weevil: Okay, Wheeler, enough playing around! Up until this point, I've been going easy on you. But you're starting to bug me, so the time has come to unleash the fury of my ultimate monster! I summon the Larvae Moth!
Joey: It's...the bug that Weevil used against Yugi!
Weevil: [snickers] I see your memory's better than your dueling, Wheeler. Then you probably know that you're about to get demolished! Once I wrap my terrifying Larvae in the all-powerful Cocoon of Evolution!
Joey: [exclaims] This isn't good! | Weevil | [laughs] Over the next five turns, the Cocoon of Evolution will transform my mere Larvae Moth into a huge beast known as the Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 14 | Weevil: My Moth! My precious, precious Great Moth! You've squashed it like a common fly! YOU'LL PAY! This duel isn't over yet, Wheeler, not by a mile!
Joey: Ha! Bring it on, Weevil! I'll exterminate all your little critters.
Weevil: You won that round. But my next surprise will win me the duel and send you packing.
Joey: We'll just see about that, Weevil.
Weevil: Yes, we will. Ha! First, I'll play this! Ta-da! My Insect Soldiers of the Sky! Next comes a magic card! Eradicating Aerosol! This card has the power to destroy any insect card in the field, and since all of your parasite-infected monsters are still insects, I could take one of them out, but I've got bigger plans. So I play Pinch Hopper! And now I can destroy my own insect!
Tristan: What gives?
Solomon: Once Pinch Hopper goes to the graveyard, Weevil can summon any monster from his hand!
Joey: Any monster?!
Weevil: Yes! Eradicating Aerosol, now! Destroy my Pinch Hopper! Now I can summon a creature whose attack power is virtually limitless! Ha, ha! Insect Queen! She's my rarest card, and if played the right way, is totally unstoppable! Prepare to lose it all, Wheeler! You may have defeated my Great Moth, but my queen will trounce your puny defense and wipe out your Life Points! Now you will face a power like no other! Say goodbye to Battle City! If you think my Insect Queen is powerful now, just wait until you see her special function! She absorbs the attack points of every insect on the field!
Joey: It's still got less than your Moth, and I creamed that thing.
Weevil: You weren't listening. She absorbs the points of every insect, yours included!
Joey: Mine? That's right! My monsters are still considered insects because of that stinking parasite!
Weevil: Exactly! Now absorb their power, my queen! | Joey | That's a thousand more attack points! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 2 | Yugi:: Marik keeps talking about "wanting the power of the Pharaoh." But you are the Pharaoh. If you really all this power inside you, don't you think that we would know about it? I guess you must if saved the world. But what happened? | Yami: | It's all still unclear. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 14 | Yami-Yugi:: You and your mind slave will never win my Puzzle, Marik!
Strings/Marik:: I disagree. And now, I set one card facedown. And play this monster in attack mode. Meet Humanoid Slime! This is the beginning of the end for you, Pharaoh. So make your move and prepare to lose everything!
Yami-Yugi:: You will fail! (thinking) [sighs] Since he played a really weak monster I bet he wants me to attack it. Then he'll use his facedown card to destroy my monster. Well there's no way I'm gonna let him get away with it! I also set one card facedown. And then I'll summon a monster known as Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts in attack mode! A stronger beast than yours.
Strings/Marik:: Yes, your monster is almost twice as strong as mine. But don't be so confident that your Gazelle will prevail.
Yami-Yugi:: I'm well aware of that.
Strings/Marik:: Then you won't be surprised when my Humanoid Slime annihilates your monster.
Yami-Yugi:: I'd like to see you try that, Marik.
Strings/Marik:: Very well. I summon... Worm Drake! Now watch what happens when I activate my magic card. Time for Polymerization! I'll use it to fuse Humanoid Slime and Worm Drake together into a diabolical new monster! Behold, my new weapon: Humanoid Worm Drake! Its 2200 attack points are more than enough to destroy your Gazelle as well as a portion of your Life Points!
Yami-Yugi:: When you fuse two monsters together, you must wait one turn before you can attack. So you've left yourself wide open, Marik.
Strings/Marik:: That's of no concern to me. Rules are meant to be manipulated. And my facedown card will take care of that task for me. I've simply outsmarted you, Pharaoh.
Yami-Yugi:: Let's see!
Strings/Marik:: Just as you wish! Reveal facedown card; the Quick Attack magic card!
Yami-Yugi:: You can attack now! | Strings/Marik: | Very perceptive. Quick Attack allows my monster to attack in the same turn it was formed! You've underestimated me as a duelist... and for that, you must pay a price, so watch as I destroy your monster and move one step closer to relieving you of your Millennium Puzzle forever! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 5 | Strings/Marik:: Very impressive dueling. But I'm just testing out your strengths and weaknesses so that I can ultimately destroy you and take away all that you possess! It's time for round two and this duel is about to get interesting. Are you ready? [draws] The card I now hold is like nothing you've ever seen before. It is a creature that simply cannot be destroyed.
Marik:: It's a shapeless being made completely of plasma with no solid mass. Making it utterly indestructible and the perfect defense against enemy attack.
Strings/Marik:: So prepare to experience... Revival Jam in defense mode! Just try to attack it! You will fail, I tell you!
Yami-Yugi:: It looks weak to me, Marik. | Strings/Marik: | It looks weak, does it? Well, take a look at this! It's my Jam Breeding Machine! And it begins the countdown to your destruction! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 14 | Yugi:: Tea's right! I have an idea!
Pharaoh:: What is it?
Yugi:: I may have come up with a way to save Joey, and get us outta this mess!
Pharaoh:: What's that?
Yugi:: Well, it came to me when Tea reminded us of our friendship. There's a chance we can break through to the real Joey. I think you should let me duel in your place.
Pharaoh:: But why?
Yugi:: Because through thick and thin, Joey and I have always shared a really strong bond. A bond I think might break through to him now. We've been through so much together, like the time when he rescued me from that fire. Joey and Tristan risked their lives for me, and now it's my turn.
Pharaoh:: This is a very dangerous match, Yugi.
Yugi:: I know it is. But I can't let that stop me. I feel in my heart that if there's anyone in the world who can get through to Joey right now, it's me.
Pharaoh:: But, Yugi...
Yugi:: I'm ready to go in there and do whatever I have to do! Joey's my best friend and I know he'd do the exact same thing for me. Please understand, Yami. This isn't something I want to do, it's something I feel I have to do.
The Pharaoh:: Well, Yugi, if you feel that strongly...Then go. Go and rescue your best friend and know that I will be right here should you need me.
(the two switch spirits) | Yugi | OK, Joey, it's just us now! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 5 | Yugi: And now, I sacrifice my two monsters so I can summon this to the field!! RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON!! (The arrival of the Red-Eyes Black Dragon suddenly triggers Joey's memories)
Joey: It's my Red-Eyes!
Yugi: Come on, Joey! I know you remember your Red-Eyes!
Joey: I remember! My dragon! | Kaiba | That Red-Eyes Black Dragon seems to be affecting Wheeler's mind. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 4 | Pharaoh:: Yugi, this is getting too dangerous!! I'm taking over!
Yugi:: No! I can't let you, Yami! I need to do this myself.
Pharaoh:: But Yugi- | Yugi: | You have to trust me on this one 'cause I know I can save him. Since the day I solved the Millennium Puzzle, you've given hope, courage, and confidence. You even helped me to make new friends. But I can't go through my life depending on you. I need to know that even without the Millennium Puzzle I can still be on my own if I have to. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can be like you without you. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 4 | 6 | Joey:: Hey, Yuge, I'm that Millennium Puzzle is back where it belongs.
Yugi:: That reminds me. I owe a big thanks to you too, Yami. You trusted me to handle this on my own. I could never have broken through to Joey if you didn't believe in me. You and I make a great team, but it's nice to know that I have the strength to hold my own if I have to. And you helped me find that strength inside myself.
Mai:: Will you get a grip, please?!
[Solomon Muto tries to wake up Bakura at the hospital]
Solomon:: BAKURA!!! | Bakura: | [wakes up and is immediately taken over by Yami Bakura] |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 10 | Yami-Bakura: I hold a card in my hand with dark powers beyond your wildest imagination. But first, before I could play this all-powerful card, I needed a bit of assistance. Thanks for helping me destroy you. Three of my monsters needed to be destroyed before I could bring forth my Dark Destructor. You made that possible. Now I summon the beast that will cause your demise, Dark Necrofear! [summons Dark Necrofear] You have no idea what you are about to experience!
Pharaoh: I knew you planning something!
Yami-Bakura: It doesn't matter. You still fell into my trap, and now you're about to pay the ultimate price! [laughs] This is it. You're finished, Yugi!
Tristan: What is it? That monster's creeping me out.
Joey: Me too, Tristan. And if he was willing to lose all those life points to bring it out, it must be powerful.
Yami-Bakura: Dark Necrofear is one of the most destructive cards in my deck. You'll never stop it.
Kaiba: I know a card in Yugi's deck that can-- his Egyptian God card, the mighty Slifer the Sky Dragon. It all depends on whether or not Yugi has the courage to use it.
Yami-Bakura: Stare into the face of defeat! You see, not only is my monster strong... possessing more attack points than either of your monsters... but it also possess a dark magic hidden within, waiting to activate and destroy you!
Pharaoh: Your monster may be powerful, but it's not unbeatable! | Kaiba | (thinking) This Dark Necrofear must possess incredible powers if Bakura risked losing the finals just to summon it. He led Yugi through this duel like a dog on a leash, and now Bakura has him exactly where he wants him. So, what will you do now, Yugi? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 3 | 3 | Yugi:: The Millennium Ring is a lot like my Puzzle. It holds an ancient spirit who depends on someone else so it can exist. And even though the spirit of the Ring is evil and controls Bakura against his will, it seems to still need Bakura in order to survive. But there's big difference between Bakura and I, Yami.
Pharaoh:: What's that? | Yugi: | The spirit inside my item is my friend. And you and I are always there to support each other. You were there to help me when my grandfather was in trouble, and now I'm here to help you rescue the world from evil. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 21 | Joey: (thinking) I'll make this wacko wish he never tried to control my noggin'! Yo! Listen up, you bald-headed freak! According to my math, you're gonna be all washed up in nine turns! That's if you can count!
Duke: Where'd he come up with nine?
Tristan: Look, with Joey, you don't ask.
Serenity: My brother's so awesome, he's got this whole duel calculated in his head already.
Mai: That's right, Serenity. You just keep believing everything he says.
Joey: [as Odion pulls out a replica of the Millennium Rod and holds it in front of him; shocked] That must be what he used to control me!
Yugi: (thinking) The Millennium Rod! I knew Marik would use it to win this duel! That coward can't win on his own!
Joey: Point that thing somewhere else and duel like a man!
Odion: Very well.
Joey: Look, Marik... Did you say, "very well?"
Yugi: (thinking) That's a relief. Marik must have realized that Joey's mind is too strong to be controlled. That's why the Millennium Rod didn't work last time.
Marik: (thinking) Little do they know that Odion's Millennium Rod is merely a replica of the original item held by me. These fools will never suspect that I am the one they fear and despise so greatly! And while I hide safely in the shadows, Odion will fight my battles for me. But something else concerns me. It's Seto Kaiba and his role in this struggle. Little Yugi isn't the only one standing between me and the power of the Pharaoh, for the ancient tablets also depict a sorcerer, who bears a striking resemblance to Kaiba. And what concerns me even more is what appears to be my Millennium Rod in the hands of this sorcerer! So I'll keep an eye on him as well. And before the finals are over, Kaiba's Egyptian God card, Obelisk the Tormentor, will belong to me! Kaiba could never comprehend that card's power! And as long as Odion continues to deceive everyone into believing he is me, my plan to obtain the two remaining Egyptian God cards and Yugi's Millennium Puzzle should be simple. I'll show Seto Kaiba what true power is all about.
Mokuba: Hey, Seto. If Marik really is the leader of the rare hunters, he must have, like, a ton of rare cards in his deck.
Kaiba: There's only one card in his deck I care about and that's his Egyptian God card, the Winged Dragon of Ra. And hopefully that hack, Joey Wheeler will last long enough in this duel for me to see how Marik's card works so I can win it for myself.
Marik: (thinking) Listen to me, Odion. If you can't defeat this pathetic fool, Joey Wheeler, then you don't stand a chance against the Pharaoh! So unless you'd like to take an unexpected journey to the Shadow Realm, I'd suggest you refrain from disappointing me.
Odion: (thinking) Yes, Master Marik. I pledge my word that I shall defeat this worthless opponent.
Joey: Let's do this, Marik!
Odion: It's time to duel and destroy you!
Roland: Gentlemen, let the duel begin!
Odion: Prepare for defeat! | Joey | Don't count on it, Marik! I'm not scared of you! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 8 | Odion: I'll play Temple of the Kings-- a card like none you've ever seen!
Joey: What's going on? What's the deal with that building, Marik?
Odion: The structure behind me is the ancient temple of the Kings. Within this 5,000-year-old sanctuary lie the greatest treasures of the Kings of Egypt.
Joey: And what does that big shack do?
Odion: To protect the Kings' treasure, it limits the number of magic and trap cards you can play in one turn.
Joey: Aw, man.
Odion: And in front of the temple, I'll lay two cards facedown as an extra boundary of protection. And with this move, I end my turn. So try to attack me if you dare. You have no idea what danger lurks within these temple walls. | Tea | Marik hasn't even summoned one monster! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 8 | Joey: All right! You're not gonna know what hit you! Here it comes right now! I summon Rocket Warrior! You asked for it! I don't care how many trap cards you got on the field 'cause I didn't come to the finals to watch! I fought my way here to duel like a man and to win this, Marik! Now, Rocket Warrior, attack his Life Points directly! Seek and destroy!
Yugi: Joey, this is a big mistake!
Odion: Activate trap card-- Eye of Ujat! [his trap card now appears on the front of Joey's monster] Now that the Eye of Ujat appears on the front of your Rocket Warrior, it is under my control, and I shall redirect its attack toward one of your monsters!
Joey: No way!
Odion: Rocket Warrior, attack his Alligator's Sword!
Joey: I don't think that's gonna work! I got a facedown card, too! Activate Fairy Box!
Odion: (thinking) What's this? He's activated a trap card to hide his monster? | Joey | Thanks to Fairy Box, Rocket Warrior's plan of attack has been short-circuited! Time to play peek-a-boo! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 13 | Odion: You can insult me all you want. But the truth is, you've already fallen into another one of my traps.
Joey: What?!
Marik: Enough talk, Odion! Finish him off so we can move on to more important matters!
Joey: What do you mean I've fallen into another trap?
Odion: [chuckles] You're about to see what I mean firsthand. You see, while I may be short on monsters, I possess a trap card that is both a trap and a monster!
Joey: I think the barber clipped some of your brain when he was cutting your hair.
Odion: Prepare to experience the power of an extremely rare breed of card that's known as a trap-monster!
Yugi: But is there such a card?
Mai: Well, I've never heard of it.
Odion: Not only do I possess a rare trap-monster card, but you attacked, you activated it! And now, feel the rage of card like none you've ever seen before!
Joey: It can't be!
Odion: It is! There's no escaping from Embodiment of Apophis! My card activates like a trap but attacks like a monster! I'd say this card disproves your theory about my deck and it's weakness, Mr. Wheeler. | Mai | So it's true? Marik has a card that does the job of a trap and a monster at the exact same time? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 27 | Odion: Your chances of victory have vanished. You'll never recover from the triple onslaught of my Embodiments of Apophis!
Joey: Oh, yeah? I'm gonna have to disagree with you. So take this. I place one card facedown and change Alligator's Sword from attack to defense mode.
Odion: That seems like a final desperate move to me.
Joey: Well, we'll just see. (thinking) As soon as Mr. Personality over here attacks me, I'll activate my Scapegoat magic card. It'll absorb the hits of all three of his slimy reptiles, leaving me safe and sound.
Odion: You're about to feel what real power can accomplish, Mr. Wheeler. Now, my three beasts, attack!
Yugi: Joey, NO!
Joey: Marik, you're in for a surprise! Go, Scapegoat! My Scapegoats will absorb all three of your snake attacks!
Tristan: Yeah!
Mai: Joey's smarter than I thought.
Odion: I see. Good move, but not good enough!
Joey: Eh?! What's that?
Odion: Observe, my Magic Jammer!
Joey: No way!
Mai: Bad news, guys. I'm afraid Marik's Magic Jammer trap card cancels out the effect of Joey's Scapegoat magic card.
Tea: That evil creep can't win this!
Odion: It's time to say farewell to your furry friends and hello to my serpents!
Joey: Then I'm toast!
Odion: Apophis, attack! Destroy Rocket Warrior and Alligator's Sword! Now, attack his Life Points directly!
Serenity: JOEY!
[Joey falls to his knees as his Life Points drop down to 200 after getting a direct attack from Odion's Apophis]
Yugi: Get up, pal!
Tristan: He almost lost the rest of his Life Points!
Odion: You've lost all your monsters. And now, you're down to 200 Life Points. One more attack and it's over.
Yugi: You can do this, Joey! You promised to help me defeat Marik. And if you win this duel, he's finished!
Marik: (thinking) Wrong, you fool! I'm . And your friend's about to lose at the hands of my servant, Odion!
Odion: The end's near. | Kaiba | (thinking) This duel can't end until Marik plays his Egyptian God card! I must see it! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 10 | [The gang are all in Odion's room after his duel with Joey, when Marik fooled everyone into thinking he is him]
Joey: So, what's the diagnosis, Doc?
Doctor: Well so far, Odion's heart rate is steady. His tests were fine. But I'm afraid all the mental stress he's gone through has left him unconscious.
Joey: Yeah, I could use a nap, too.
Tea: The doctor means he's been knocked out, Joey. You should be really thankful you're not in the same state.
Joey: You got a good point there. I mean, he and I were both standing right there when his Egyptian God monster went all kablooey. But I'm perfectly fine...
Tristan: Aside from the brain damage you had going into it.
Joey: Zip it!
Duke: I guess that means we're not gonna find who this guy is until he's able to wake up. | Pharaoh | That's right, but there is one thing we do know for sure... he was determined to protect Marik for as long as he could. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 6 | Roland: Attention! It's time to choose the next two duelists for the third match of the Battle City finals!
Mai: (thinking) Looks like Marik's missing in action. And still, no sign of that eighth duelist.
Joey: Hey, before we start, I was thinking...since Marik entered this thing with a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?
Kaiba: Wishful thinking. But this contest is about skills and not names.
Joey: What's that mean? | Kaiba | It means to get rid of the competition, you should be man enough to use your deck and not some trivial technicality. (thinking) Besides, to obtain the Winged Dragon of Ra, I must defeat Marik, not disqualify him. Only then will I be able to return to the glory I once knew. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 2 | Mai: [making the first move] Hmm... Not too bad. I play Dunames Dark Witch in attack mode! Take it away, sweetheart. | Yami-Marik | Starting things off quickly, are we? I see. Now let's see what my deck has in store for me, rather us. [draws] Excellent. Now I'll summon my Revival Jam in defense mode. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 3 | Mai: All right, tough guy, check it out! I play this-- the magic card, Harpie's Feather Duster! It blows away all your trap and magic cards! Sorry, Marik, but I saw your dirty little plan, so I swept it right up!
Joey: Yeah! | Yugi | (thinking) Mai sure handled that fast, but she's in for much worse if he summons his Egyptian God card! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 4 | Tea: Try and hang in there, Mai! You can do it! [Mai turns to see her invisible silhouette] We're all here for you!
Mai: [puzzled and confused] That's weird. Whose voice is that? And where's it coming from?
Tea: What's wrong? She's not answering me, and what's with that blank stare? | Yugi | (thinking) It's true! Tea's been erased from Mai's mind! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 18 | Joey: Marik's almost down to 1,000 life points!
Yami-Marik: [laughs evilly] A small price to pay... to have you caught deep within my trap!
Mai: [shocked] Huh? A trap?!
Yami-Marik: That's right. Reveal Card of Last Will!
Mai: Card of Last Will?
Yami-Marik: Yes! It allows me to draw five new cards into my hand when one of my monster's attack points is decreased.
Yugi: (thinking) Now Marik gets a brand-new hand! This could change everything!
Yami-Marik: [draws five new cards from his deck] I offer you my gratitude. Gaining five new cards isn't all you've allowed me to do. By destroying Makyura, you've activated its special ability. Now I'll play a card that will surely annihilate you! This shadow game's quite amusing. Now, prepare to live out your worst nightmare! By the way of the trap card, Nightmare Wheel! [activates Nightmare Wheel, trapping Mai's Amazon Fighter] Not only does it trap your Amazon Fighter... [laughs] but the Nightmare Wheel will also take 500 life points from you every turn.
Mai: I wasn't expecting something I couldn't handle.
Yami-Marik: Pardon?
Mai: I thought you'd try something like this Marik. So I play this card, [reveals her trap card] Rescue Operation! This trap card allows me to rescue my Amazon Fighter from your trap. It also let's me summon a new monster to the field now.
Mokuba: Do you know what this means?!
Yami-Marik: So, are you going to summon the Egyptian God Card you took from me?
Mai: Of course not, I paid attention the last time it was played. And I know if I summoned it now without sacrificing any monsters first, it would have zero attack points. But not to worry, I'll play that Winged Dragon by the end of my next turn.
Joey: She crazy? How's she ever gonna pull that off, Yugi?
Mai: But first things first. Amazon Fighter, return to my hand now! [Amazon Fighter springs free from Marik's trap and back to her hand] And now to summon a new monster. Ah, this ought to do. I summon Cyber Harpie!
Joey: Yeah! Mai's favorite! | Mai | Now, I just need one card. Let's hope this is it. (thinking) If I draw the right card, I'll be able to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra! [draws] Come on... This'll help. I play Graceful Charity! Now! A magic card that lets me draw three new cards from my deck, and then I discard two from my hand. (thinking) First I'll get rid of these... And now let's see if I drew the card I need! Oh, I am so good. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 7 | [The gang are all in Mai's room after her duel with Marik by trapping her mind in the Shadow Realm]
Serenity: Joey, she's not waking up.
Joey: Mai?
Tea: She can't hear you. Marik trapped her mind in the Shadow Realm.
Serenity: [worried] Poor Mai.
Joey: This tournament's gotten way out of hand! You know why? | Duke | 'Cause there's a mind-warping psycho on board? Just being honest. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 8 | Roland: If duelist #8 does not arrive in the next five minutes, an automatic victory will be awarded to Seto Kaiba.
Yami-Yugi: Kaiba, I must speak to you right away!
Kaiba: Save it, Yugi.
Yami-Yugi: Kaiba!
Kaiba: Yugi, let me guess: you want to request and emergency landing to get your friend to a hospital? You can forget it! I told you already, when your friend Bakura couldn't deal with his injury! MY tournament stops for no one, got it?
Joey: Kaiba, the guys's got a heart-of-gold, right?
Tristan: Yeah, his cheeks must hurt from smiling so much. | Joey | Well, Mr. Sunshine's gonna advance to the next round if his opponent doesn't show. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 4 | Kaiba: (thinking) It looks like my competition came to his senses and decided to back out. Winning this duel was even easier than I thought. [elevator rises up] Wait a minute, someone's arriving! The 8th duelist is HERE!
Roland: It seems this duel will take place! Seto Kaiba will face, uh...he will face...[clears throat]
[The elevator doors open, revealing duelist #8] | Kaiba | You've got some nerve showing up late to duel me! Were you scared? Did the thought of facing a duelist superior as myself make you second guess your own abilities? |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 9 | Kaiba: This is quite a surprise.
Ishizu: Yes, we meet again, Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: So, you've come to win back Obelisk?
Ishizu: What I've come for is of greater importance. I've come here to save my brother.
Kaiba: Brother?!
Ishizu: Yes. For the past 5,000 years, an Ishtar has stood guard over the Pharaoh's tomb. Only Marik, he turned against us and the evil within him is even stronger now. He is my brother.
Joey: Oh, boy. One Ishtar was bad enough. Who needs two?
Tristan: She cant be any worse than Marik. | Duke | Well, for once, youre right. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 15 | Ishizu: If you remember, Kaiba, my Millennium Necklace has the power to show the events that are yet to come, and right now it tells me you will lose this duel to me!
Kaiba: Enough with the Millennium items! I don't believe in that nonsense, is that clear?! And as for this duel, just because you were foolish to hand me Obelisk the Tormentor, doesn't mean that I won't use it to destroy you now. And I don't appreciate you using my tournament to solve your personal family issues. I plan this with one goal in mind, to reclaim my place as the number one duelist in the world!
Ishizu: Have you forgotten that it was my idea for you to organize the battle city tournament? To lure duelists...like Marik.
Joey: Say what?!
Ishizu: And my plan worked, for my brother is here. But the hardest task is yet to come. The evil within him must be stopped. And this mission can only be accomplished with the help of the great Pharaoh, which is precisely why Yugi needed to enter this tournament as well. For this ancient Pharaoh dwells within Yugi's Millennium Puzzle.
Kaiba: How lame. You went through all of that trouble just because of some Egyptian fairy tale? I'm surrounded by super stitious nitwits.
Ishizu: Do not deny your heritage. As I've shown you before, you too, can trace your origins back to ancient Egypt.
Kaiba: Alright! That is enough! I know who I am! I'm a far better duelist than you, and I plan to win this tournament! Regardless of what you and your demented brother may believe. You made two mistakes: The first was handing Obelisk to me. The second was expecting it back. That card is mine. And soon, I'll possess the other two Egyptian God cards. Then I'll have the world's most powerful deck! And you can do a favor for me, take your hocus pocus nonsense to someone else's tournament! 'Cause to me, it's a colossal waste of time. Let's go, Roland. Begin this duel at once!
Roland: Yes, sir! Begin NOW!
[Duel commences]
Kaiba: All right.
Ishizu: (thinking) My Millennium Necklace predicts that Kaiba's lack of faith will be his downfall.
Kaiba: [draws] I'll go first. I don't need a magic trick to predict your demise. So, I will summon the mighty Vorse Raider! [plays Vorse Raider in attack mode]
Ishizu: (thinking) Now, he'll place a card facedown. | Kaiba | And now, I'll place one card facedown. That ends my turn. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 12 | Ishizu: I summon Keldo. [summons Keldo in defense position without looking]
Joey: Whoa. Hey, Yug, did you see that, man? She didn't even look at that card!
Yami-Yugi: That's right, Joey. Her Millennium Necklace shows her events before they occur.
Tea: So she knows everything that's gonna happen before it happens!
Joey: Hey, hang on! This sounds like that trick Espa Roba played on me!
Yami-Yugi: Yes, Joey, but I can assure you that this is not a trick. Ishizu's power is very much real.
Yami-Marik: What those fools don't realize is that my sister's power has limits.
Ishizu: I will now activate a powerful magic card, Michizure of Doom!
Kaiba: (thinking) [shocked] Oh, no! That card allows her to select two cards from my hand and discard them! But then I get to do the same thing to her hand!
Ishizu: I choose Polymerization and Kaiser Glider.
Kaiba: (thinking) She couldn't possibly have known I had those two cards in my hand! Unless, of course, she's cheating. Enough trickey! Show me your cards right now! You'll regret ever having played that magic card! [Ishizu shows him her cards] Time for you to discard Revival Magic and Monster Reborn! | Ishizu | As you wish. That ends my turn. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 11 | Yami-Marik: (thinking) I don't blame Seto Kaiba for his frustration. I, too, am growing tired of Ishizu's speech.
Ishizu: I will now play the magic card, Sword of Dagra! It increases the attack strength of my Mudora by 500 points! Now, attack his Vorse Raider!
Kaiba: (thinking) Why, thank you. Facedown cards, GO! [activates his Shrink and Crush Card Virus combination] You're finished! First up is my Shrink card! This cuts my Vorse Raider's attack points in half!
Yugi: (thinking) In order to activate his Crush Card, Kaiba had to first lower his own monster's attack points!
Kaiba: And as if that weren't enough, watch as my Crush Card destroys both monsters on the field as well as every powerful monster in your entire deck! [laughs wickedly]
Joey: Oh, man! Kaiba's move was brutal! If I were Ishizu, I'd trade in that Millenium Necklace for a crystal ball or something!
Yugi: (thinking) Joey's right. If she can see the future, why didn't she see that coming?
Kaiba: [snickering] Now every monster in your deck with 1500 attack points goes to the graveyard!
Ishizu: Yes, I know.
Kaiba: Looks like you're left with nothing but a deck full of worthless monsters who pose absolutely no threat to me! | Ishizu | According to my Millennium Necklace, I don't need a powerful monster to defeat you. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 10 | Kaiba: So, do you still think I'm gonna lose?
Ishizu: I do. You've played into my hands, Kaiba. Now, youve sealed your own fate.
Kaiba: Nonsense. I've heard enough of your false predictions!
Ishizu: My predictions are quite real. And now, you've fallen into my trap!
Kaiba: But how?! You're cards...they're gone!
Ishizu: I still have my trap cards! Reveal, Exchange of the Spirit! This trap card will be the beginning of your downward spiral toward defeat, Kaiba! At a cost of 1,000 life points, my trap card replaces the cards in each of our decks with those in our graveyards.
Kaiba: (thinking) But, that leaves me with a deck of only six cards! How could I have let this happen?!
Yugi: (thinking) By playing Exchange of the Spirit, Ishizu brought all of her powerful monster cards back from the graveyard, and destroyed Kaiba's deck at the same time!
Yami-Marik: (thinking) Ishizu hasn't lost her touch. She strung Kaiba along just as she used to string me along as a child. | Yami-Yugi | Earlier, Kaiba sent almost every monster in Ishizu's deck right to the graveyard. Now, she gets them all back, along with the magic card she lost last turn. But Kaiba's not so lucky. He had only six cards in his graveyard. Once he uses them up, his deck will be empty, and he'll lose the duel! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 22 | [After Kaiba has received a vision of Kisara from the Millenium Rod, prompting him to change tactics in his Duel against Ishizu]
Kaiba: Observe as I activate my Magic Card "Silent Doom". [activates "Silent Doom"] Which lets me summon a card from my Graveyard. "Gadget Soldier" in Defense Mode! ["Gadget Soldier" materialises on 's side of the field in Defense Mode]
Ishizu: (thinking): [stunned] This isn't the future my Necklace predicted! Everything has changed!
Kaiba: Before I can summon my "Blue-Eyes White Dragon", I must sacrifice two monsters. First this! [lays his fingers on the "Obelisk the Tormentor" card on his duel disk]
Ishizu: Oh no!
Kaiba: That's right! It's my Egyptian god Card!
Yami Marik: Ridiculous!
Joey: No way, man!
Tea: What's he thinking?!
Yami Yugi: It can't be!
Kaiba: Hear me now! I won't be controlled! I decide my future! So now I sacrifice my monsters! [removes both Monster Cards from his duel disk] "Obelisk" and "Gadget Soldier", I send you to the card Graveyard! ["Obelisk the Tormentor" and "Gadget Soldier" disappear from the field as sacrifices them]
Ishizu: (thinking): [petrified] But how could my Millenium Necklace have been wrong?
Kaiba: You're so quiet, Ishizu. Where's your magic now? Or have you realised that there's no such thing as destiny?! Now observe as I summon my "Blue-Eyes"! [summons his "Blue-Eyes White Dragon"] Show yourself! ["Blue-Eyes White Dragon" materialises on 's side of the field in Attack Mode]
Ishizu: So somehow Kaiba was able to change the future, by summoning his "Blue-Eyes White Dragon"!
Yami Marik: But how? What did he see?!
Ishizu: (thinking): Something from Kaiba's past must have awakened inside him. For he was the ancient keeper of the "Blue-Eyes".
Kaiba: Ishizu, if you could foresee all my moves, how did "Blue-Eyes" surprise you? Unless of course, you're nothing but a fake, as I suspected!
Ishizu: (thinking): [smiling] Soon he shall see the truth.
Kaiba: Time to finish you off now! "Blue-Eyes White Dragon", attack! Wipe out her Life Points, with White Lightning Attack! Farewell.
["Blue-Eyes White Dragon" attacks Ishizu directly, depleting her Life Points from 1400 to 0, winning Kaiba the Duel]
Kaiba: Victory is mine. That's it. | Ishizu: | There is hope ahead. For where there is evil, there is also good. Marik was good once. He began life as an innocent child like everyone does, but that innocence disappeared, leaving my brother to walk a path of pure darkness. I remember when this evil was born. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 20 | Marik: Just stand back and do as I say!
Yami-Bakura: Silence! There's business to discuss first. I'll help you to reclaim your body but I have a price!
Marik: Very well then. If we win the duel, I'll give you the Millennium Rod.
Yami-Bakura: Sorry, Marik. That's our old deal. Now I need more. What's that I heard about you seeking the power of the Pharaoh? Is there a magic stronger than that of the seven Millennium Items that you haven't told me about? I want to know what secrets you're keeping from me, Marik. Tell me everything and we have a deal.
Marik: If we win, I'll tell you all.
Yami-Bakura: Then let's begin. I don't trust you at all but this time I know you need me.
Marik: Then let's duel!
Yami-Bakura: You heard your better half, you fiend. Now prepare for a one-way trip to the Shadow Realm! [laughs]
Yami-Marik: Seems you're a bit confused. I'm going to bring the darkness of the Shadow Realm right here so it can consume you piece by piece! [laughs] Blackness, surrounded us! Prepare for a battle like no other! For in this duel, the eternal darkness of the Shadow Realm will slowly devour the loser as his life points diminish!
Yami-Bakura: What do you mean?
Yami-Marik: Just wait and see.
Yami-Bakura: Very well. Let's duel! And now, let the destruction commence! [draws] I see the cards in my deck are already showing you no mercy.
Yami-Marik: (thinking) Mercy is for the weak, like you, my friend!
Yami-Bakura: First off, I'll place this facedown. Then, I shall summon the terrifying Goblin Zombie in attack mode! Are you scared yet?
Yami-Marik: Ha! Scared of that? No! [draws] I'll place a card facedown, and summon Drillago! Attack him, NOW!
Yami-Bakura: Fool! You've activated my trap card, Fearful Earthbound!
Yami-Marik: NO!
Yami-Bakura: Yes, you're first mistake! Your first of many!
Yami-Marik: What the point of this?! | Yami-Bakura | I knew you wouldn't be able to resist attacking my zombie, and now, I'm going to punish you for your fatal error by weakening your life points! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 6 | Yami-Bakura: Sounds to me like you didn't draw what you needed. Fortunately, I can give you one more chance at it. That is, if you don't mind my help. Open Facedown card, Multiple Destruction!
Yami-Marik: What does that do?
Yami-Bakura: My trap card forces both players to discard their hands to the graveyard, then let's us draw five new cards from our decks. Of course, there is a downside to playing this card. The duelist who uses it loses 100 life points for each card he throws away.
Yami-Marik: (thinking) Is this a trick?! Why is he destroying himself?!
Yami-Bakura: Who's stalling now? It's your move. | Yami-Marik | Still no Winged Dragon! I've failed again! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 22 | Joey: Now why does all these weird stuff always happen to us? [Yugi is silent] You've gotta admit, it's true.
[Rebecca runs up to meet Yugi]
Rebecca: Yugi! [Hugs Yugi]
Yugi: [Very surprised] Uh, hey....you!
Rebecca: Oh no, don't tell me you forgot about me already!
Tristan: Yet another weird event to add to the list.
Joey: And this one tops them all.
Tristan: It's probably best if we don't interfere!
Tea: [Leaning towards Yugi] Do you know this person, Yugi?
Yugi: Um, I don't think so.
Rebecca: Maybe this will refresh your memory! [Holds up a card]
Yugi: [After flashback] Ah, Rebecca!
Joey: It's that brat!
Rebecca: Hi! [Big smile; waves her hand]
Joey: Wait, she looks different. Did she get a haircut or something?
Tristan: No dude, she traded her teddy bear for glasses.
Rebecca: [Hugs Yugi] I don't need a bear... now that I've got a boyfriend to protect me!
Tea: Um, excuse me? A boyfriend!?
Rebecca: [Another hug] My grandpa is also really excited to see you Yugi!
Yugi: Professor Hawkins?
Rebecca: Yeah, he's waiting at the Museum. | Tea | Grrr... [Anime vein throb] |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 5 | Arthur: Remarkable, Isn't it?
Solomon: That's my boy.
Yugi: Hey, guys!
Arthur: Yugi Muto. You're just the person i need to see. I have a theory that all of these monster sightings have something to do with you. | Yugi | Huh. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 2 | Valon: Here we are, gang, Home, sweet home. | Rafael | Wait til the boss hears we found the Pharaoh. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 6 | Rafael: We located the Pharaoh, Master. Unfortunately, we weren't able to capture his soul.
Dartz: I didn't expect you to defeat him this soon. We've just begun.
Rafael: But you know me, Master. I never come back empty handed. [walks forward with a small wooden box, and opens it to reveal the three Egyptian God Cards inside]
Dartz: Excellent, the Egyptian Gods. [reaches out and takes the three cards in his hand] At long last. I've waited an eternity to hold their power in my hands. [the cards begin glowing] I finally possess the supreme force necessary to awaken the Great Beast! [walks to the altar at the far end of the temple] Soon we shall rid the Earth of mankind, and rebuild civilization as it once was! [places the Egyptian God Cards in the mouths of three huge stone serpents, with Ra in the middle, Slifer on the right and Obelisk on the left] Serpents of the Orichalcos, please hear my call! [raises his hands in worship] I offer thee the Gods of Egypt! Use their divine might to unlock the sacred chamber of the Great Beast! Awaken him from his ancient slumber by accepting my offering!
[Dartz laughs evilly as the three cards emanate a powerful beam of energy, which then shoots up past the temple roof and into the sky, culminating in an explosion of white light which clears to reveal an array of multicoloured lights floating in the sky] | Dartz | The time has arrived, my friends. Finally, after ten thousand years, the Great Leviathan shall rise again! |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 2 | 4 | Valon: Why the long face, Mai? You just accomplished your first mission with flying colors.
Mai Valentine: Yeah, i know, Valon. But defeating Maximilion Pegasus meant nothing to me.
Valon: Huh? | Mai Valentine | There's only one person out there i need to take apart, and that chump is Joey Wheeler. |
Yu-Gi-Oh! | Part 1 | 5 | Mokuba: Seto, We're approaching Duelist Kingdom.
Seto: I'll try to make this quick. The less time i spend here, the better.
Mokuba: Me, too. This place has nothing but bad memories.
Seto: Initiate the landing sequence now. | Mokuba | You got it. |
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