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"Let's go!" "A1!" "There's a pulse." "Code green." "We're going to intubate this guy and fix the hole in his heart." "Got it!" "Looks tight." "Pressure is holding." "Okay, call CT surgery, tell them they've got a sick one coming up." "Where's the bedroom?" "This is your bedroom." "And your kitchen, your dining room, your study..." "It's 'real' New York living." "And there's a bonus." "The view is amazing!" "Go ahead." "This is a great view?" "Interested?" "APARTMENT FOR RENT" "Excuse me." "Hi!" "Someone called about a rental here." "It's not ready yet." "Could I see it?" "You're looking at it." "I can't afford this." "It's 38." "What?" "The place is 38." "thousand?" "3,800." "Alright, what's the catch?" "Are you planning a nightclub down on the first floor?" "The utility will be separated." "It takes a lot to heat up a place like this." "So, expect comet to stick it to you in the winter time." "Right." "This'll be the best view in the building." "Are you the 'super'?" "Owner, actually." "Right." " My family bought this building in the '40s and to answer your question, 'No', there is no nightclub." "One of my tenants started to move out so I'm renovating the apartment." "Until then, it could get a little noisy down here." "I don't mind noise." "I am an ER doctor, so when we sleep, we really sleep." "Well, a couple things about the building." "Er... it doesn't give the best cell phone reception." "Okay..." "Er..." "I can give that up." "And there's the 'F' line." "A maintenance track that runs directly under the building but usually at night." "Alright, I'm gonna need your Social Security number and three references." "Oh, I can get you all of that including records of my taxes for the last 5 years if you like." "I prefer no pets." "Of course." "Alright, the heaters bang loudly in the morning." "You haven't check my references." "I will." "Take a look around." "I'll get back to work." "I've got to be uptown in exactly 100 minutes." "See, you've got 60 to get this shit out of this rented truck or I've got to charge you for another day." "Take a deep breath." "I don't want you to strain yourself talking." "You hired the only movin' guy in New York who doesn't actually move furnitures?" "Yeah, right." "Well, you travel pretty light." "I've got rid of all that." "Light 'tll I saw the bed in half and burned it." "But I need a place to sleep tonight." "Not easy at forgiving." "Change is good." "Shall we go and get that mattress?" "Huh, Hi!" "This is my grandfather, August, Juliet..." "Juliet, August." "She is our new tenant." "Got any pets?" "No." "Are you loud?" "No, not at all." "Sorry, I scared you." "Nice to meet you." "This is Crystal Meth." "10 mg." "Biotin." "Don't do anything, please!" "Calm down, it's gonna be alright." "No, don't test me out!" "No." "It's gonna be alright." "Heard you had a long one." "Hmmm...that was an insane day." "Rob and I are going out today." "You wanna come?" "No thanks." "I think I'm just gonna go home and get to bed early." "JACK: "YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS." "CAN WE TALK?"" "You've got to stop thinking about him." "The love of my life cheated on me in my own bed." "Always when I look at myself, all I see is someone who wasn't enough." "You were enough." "You are enough." "More than enough." "He's an asshole." "I gave up my dream to move to New York city to be his." "And he just threw all away." "It is an 'eye-opening'." "It's not going to kill you." "And you're going!" "We can handle this." "It's gonna cost you a little extra because of all the unused space." "Grandfather doesn't want to change the integrity of the structure." "Okay, no problem." "I'll take care of it." "Alright, Thank you." "Hi!" "About to start making a lot of noise?" "If I get the city's approval there." "A lot has to be done around here." "Yeah, I bet." "Oh, thank you for the gift." "It was so kind and really thoughtful." "The gift that was outside my door yesterday?" "That wasn't me." "August?" "There you are." "Hi!" "I wanted to thank you for incredibly thoughtful gift." "I'm just putting myself in your shoes." "I thought if I were a woman alone in a new apartment surrounded by strangers, what would I want?" "I don't have much company." "Oh, I'm sorry, I should really go." "Thanks." "Great." "Max!" "I didn't recognize you outside the building." "Who is this?" "This is Max." "This is Sydney, we work together." "Very nice to meet you, Sydney." "Nice to meet you too, Max." "I haven't heard about you." "Hmmm... nice day, isn't it?" "It is." "Sometimes I feel all I ever do is work..." "I don't know..." "I decided to stop." "Well, Max would you like to have a drink with us?" "No, no thanks." "I'm actually getting ready to leave." "It was very nice to meet you." "Me too, Max." "He is my 'landlord'." "So?" "!" "I am his 'tenant'." "You mean, what if he sucks and you can't get away from each other." "Yeah, it's not recommended." "So you've thought about it!" "Shhh..." "Hey Max, do you actually..." "Do you mind walking me home?" "I love to." "Goodbye." "See ya." "He's cute." "Thanks." "Bye, guys." "August, er... he worries about me." "People from his generation were married with ten kids by the time they were my age." "He's a kind of unique guy, isn't he?" "That's one way to put it." "Unique, difficult, a pain in the ass would be another way to categorize him." "Is he okay?" "Up until a year ago we were partners in the building." "We did everything together, fixed everything together, made all the decisions together." "Then he had a stroke." "And what about your parents?" "They died when I was very young." "What about your family?" "My parents, they are kind of 'after-the-facts' hippies." "I guess that makes you the black sheep of the family, huh?" "Definitely." "Yeah, for me, 'Rebellion' was going to Med school." "'Free love' just sucked as far as I could tell." "Led to a quick divorce and my parents parted, so, I was every other weekend with my dad." "I never really knew where my home was." "Not until Jack and I moved in together." "Jack?" "My ex." "I thought all hippie kids had weird names." "Oh, you do, don't you?" "What's your real name?" "Juliet, that's my real name." "What's your middle name?" "Wanna sit here?" "Are you Ignoring my question?" "No, I just thought we take in the view." "Okay." "When I was little, I used to walk around the neighbourhood at night and looked into windows of families from televisions brothers, sisters, parents eating, you know, talking." "And I knew I couldn't have that, but just watching them, somehow, made me feel like I was part of it." "Seeing all these families is sweet." "Bliss." "Bliss?" "Yup!" "Dr. Bliss." "Dr. Bliss." "Yup." "Very nice." "Thank you." "Sorry." "No, don't be sorry, Juliet." "I'm an idiot." "Of course it's a bad idea." "It's not what I mean." "I'm just confused." "Reading the wrong signal." "Jesus Christ." "Juliet, calm the fuck down." "I don't know what I was expecting." "You were expecting 'rebound' sex, honey." "Hot landlord 'rebound' sex!" "See you later." "'Bye doll." "Jack." ""You picked up"." "What do you want?" ""I just called to say, 'Hi'"." "Well, Hi!" ""Can I see you?"" ""Juliet I'm sorry"." "I gotta go." "I don't think it's good idea for us to talk yet." ""Juliet, it's Max"." "Max?" ""Listen, eh, sorry about yesterday"." ""Well, I was wondering if I can make it up to you with dinner tonight?"" "You like old things." "As long as I do." "You know, I'm not really one of the 'text-message' twitter crowd." "Technology seems to be about telling everybody your deep dark secrets." "I don't know, I guess I think 'secrets' should be 'secrets'." "What?" "It's just... starting to feel like home." "Safe, warm and inviting." "You did it for me." "Good." "So, what's your 'secret'?" "Why aren't you married?" "I guess I just never found anyone that..." "Anyone that..." "You 'got' me, I guess." "Not that I got." "And the truth is, I'm not very social." "You know, it's probably the way I grew up." "I spent my whole life taking care of my family's building and recently, my grandfather." "Because of that I've never had a relationship that mattered." "You know, going to that Art Opening thing the other day..." "That was a 'big deal' for me." "I'm sorry about that day." "No, I was just surprised that you ..." "That I what?" "That you wanted to kiss me." "Why wouldn't I?" "'Landlord'." "'Tenant'." "Messed up." "I have a pulse." "He thought he was dying." "It's not a stroke, is it?" "I called it Schizophreniform." "He should see a psychiatrist." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Someone called about a rental here?" "Excuse me." "Max." "This is Max." "This is Sydney, we work together." "Sometimes I feel all I ever do is work..." "I don't know..." "I decided to stop." "Hey Max, do you actually..." "Do you mind walking me home?" "Sorry." "I'm just confused." "Reading the wrong signal." "Sorry, God, I'm an idiot." "Of course, it's a bad idea." "I'm confused." "Reading the wrong signal." "Jesus Christ." "Juliet, calm the fuck down." "Max?" "Huh." "Max, I can't do this." "I can't do this." "I can't get him out of my mind." "Jack..." "I still only know his smell." "And the way he touches me, I..." "I don't want it to be like this." "I see." "Do you understand, right?" "I'll call you later." "I know everything that goes on in this building." "I know everything that goes on in your head." "You think I don't know how your brain works?" "Just like your father." "Jealous and perverted." "That's enough." "Your mother, she was beautiful." "She married a weak man." "Then, she gave birth to another." "I've been meaning to talk to you." "Yeah, I'm sorry." "I suddenly felt weird." "It had nothing to do with you." "I just need more time." "That's okay, it tells me that you take being with someone seriously." "And I like that." "Well, you know, I was thinking about it and ..." "Maybe we shouldn't have done that, you know." "Meaning that we live in the same building." "Really?" "No offence, but I just..." "I just needed company, I guess." "I'm so glad you feel the same way." "It's been a lot to me the last couple of weeks." "I should go." "Yeah, okay." "Okay..." "We'll see." "Have a nice day." "You too." "What is the matter with you?" "Why didn't you stand up for yourself?" "Just like your father." "Your mother, she was beautiful." "She married a weak man." "Then, she gave birth to another." "This place is driving me crazy." "And I thought I knew everything about this building." "I never realize your kitchen had an old wine closet." "August's old place had one of this, but they must have covered this up years ago." "I think it's really cool." "Can I use it?" "Absolutely." "I'll fix this up for you and get it out of your hair." "But I have to work." "Hey, I can do while you're gone." "That's really sweet of you." "Thanks for being such a good friend." "JACK: "HI DOC." "I MISS YOU..." "TRUCE?"" "Hi, no...er..." "Let me help you with this." "No, that's okay, I..." "No, I should help you." "That's sweet." "Er... it goes in the kitchen?" "Yeah." "Okay, Good, Yeah." "You've got a lot of stuff!" "You're...eh...cooking?" "Yeah." "Maybe I'll stay and help, yeah?" "You don't have to do that." "Juliet, I wanted to try to speak to you about something." "It's been a little confusing to me." "Because you kissed me first." "What?" "Yeah, You made the first move." "You kissed me first and now you're acting like nothing happened." "I'm sorry." "We were just getting to know each other, you know to see if things work or didn't." "I mean, That's what people do." "I don't do that." "You shouldn't do that either." "Yeah, ten minutes is perfect." "Alright, I'll see you then." "'Bye." "Aw... oh, Emily!" "Hi, I missed you so much." "What happened to her?" "She has been picking up a fight with a German shepherd." "I didn't know what to bring to a dinner like this, but..." "Thank you, they're beautiful." "We'll sit here in the living room." "This place is huge." "And cheap." "How much?" "3,800." "Anything available for me?" "I'm not quite ready for that." "Right." "Thanks." "How about the German Shepherd?" "She had been having a hard time at the Doggie Day Care." "Why do you need a Doggie Day Care?" "I've been travelling a lot in the last few weeks." "It was business." "I wasn't thinking that." "Look, I could tell you everything." "I don't want to know." "You were never home." "I literally never saw you." "So tell me you slept with someone else because I won't do it." "I was with someone else." "It was just a flirtation, but it felt amazing for a moment." "I want you to be clear about something." "It was nice but it was never you." "It's the guy with the beard, right?" "How do you know that?" "I followed you one night and I was going to ring your bell, but..." "You followed me home." "I wasn't good anymore." "My life without you..." "I missed you." "I've missed you too, Jack." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry dinner burned." "Never mind." "I want you to stay." "I can't, I've got to get up at 7am." "I am in no way prepared." "I'm gonna be up all night." "Wanna keep Emily tonight?" "No pets allowed." "Here, keep this." "I love you." "Alright, come on." "So, what's going on?" "I heard you were late again." "Yeah, I slept with my alarm 3 times in 2 weeks and I never oversleep." "So, you've been out late?" "No, no, there's something creepy about my apartment." "The guy gives you a gorgeous apartment at an unbelievable price." "He cooks for you and is an absolute gentleman." "And that's creepy?" "No..." "There's something about it, I can't wake up in the morning and I don't know this feeling." "If I were you, I would keep the apartment and get a louder alarm." "There are cool features triggered by movement." "So any activity in your apartment will be recorded after 10 minutes intervals." "It is a wireless system which can be accessed through your computer." "This position and the position in your living room, will cover as much of the apartment as possible." "But that still leaves the kitchen and the bathroom uncovered." "That's okay." "As long as I have the front door of my bedroom." "You've got that." "These things have automatic night visions." "So, no need to leave the light on." "These babies will get anything that moves!" "So, you're going to sub-let?" "I'm sorry, what?" "Most people put this in if they're going to sub-let, have a party or even for baby-sitters." "So that nobody steals anything." "Yeah, I might sub-let." "Here we go." "That's it." "Call if you have any questions." "Thanks." "Grandfather." "Max, what are you doing?" "It's my life now!" "I'm sorry that we have to rush." "Call me when you get home." "I love you." "Hi!" "This is Juliet Dermer." "I'm sorry." "Somehow, I seriously overslept ..." "I'll be there in an hour." ""YOU HAVE 7 NEW RECORDINGS."" "I need a TRO on these ASAP, please." "Okay, got it." "JACK: "HEY BABY DINNER AT YOUR PLACE AROUND 7PM."" "Thanks." "This is Juliet." "I faxed the toxicology report you ordered." "Great, thanks." ""HIGH LEVELS OF DEMEROL, VALMID AND VALIUM FOUND IN THE BLOOD AND URINE SAMPLES."" "Jack, don't go to my apartment!" "I don't know how it happened, but somehow..." "Jack?" "Juliet!" "hi there!" "You just get home?" "Yeah." "Look what I've found." "This great old bottle of wine from August's wine closet." "How... how to open it?" "No need." "I already cracked it." "Wine had to 'breathe' a little bit." "Mind?" "No, that's great." "You had a rough day, Juliet?" "Yeah." "Right here." "Drink this." "Maybe it'll help." "Thanks." "Sit down." "To our friendship." "Cheers." "You're not gonna try it?" "I'm not eh..." "Juliet, are you okay?" "It's just that I'm exhausted, I'm not really sleeping well." "I like this wine a lot, it's cool." "I'll be right back." "Juliet, will you please put your phone down?" "Why are you calling him?" "Where is he?" "Why did you give him keys to my building." "Do you know where he is?" "Why did you betray me, Juliet?" "Sit down!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, Juliet." "What did you do to him?" "What did you do?" "Hey, Juliet..." "You're so beautiful." "This time you get to be awake, This time you get to remember." "Help!" "Come on." "Hello!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "You bitch!" "There's nowhere for you to go!" "Juliet I saw you!" "You could pull me out of these walls." "I didn't want this." "I didn't want this at all." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry!" "I was never gonna hurt you." "But you fucking betrayed me!" "Bitch!"
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"(screams)" "(pants)" "(screams)" "(groans)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(pants)" "Mr George, help us." " (speaks frantically in Hungarian)" " Help us." " I'm sorry." " (screeches) You fucking pig!" "(thud)" "(coughs splutters)" "(both speak Hungarian)" "(screams)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(speaks Hungarian) Fuck!" "(groans)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "Nadia. (speaks Hungarian)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(groans)" "(squelch)" "# Over bridge of sighs" "# To rest my eyes in shades of green" "# Under dreaming spires" "# To ltchycoo Park that's where I've been" " # What did you do there?" " # I got high" " # What did you feel there?" " # Well, I cried" " # But why the tears there?" " # Tell you why" "# It's all too beautiful" "# It's all too beautiful" "# It's all too beautiful" "# It's all too beautiful" "Hi." "My name's George Cinders and I'm the President of Palisade Defence." "We're hitting a home run for freedom and a time out for terror." "We work hard to bring you up-to-the-minute technology." "Memo. "Must congrat George on terrific performance."" "Er, no, delete "terrific", make that "fabulous performance"." "For 75 years we've been supplying the world's greatest nations with the world's latest weaponry." "So when you see this symbol, you know you're in safe hands." "We have offices in New York, London, Tokyo, all over the world." "Oh!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Jesus!" "Go on, girl." "Go on." "Yep." "Yep." " What are you doing?" " Ordering myself a birthday present." "Alright, team, can we have a little less talking, please?" "Does nobody care about our marketing strategy?" "I care." "Or what about our CRM- 114 landmine, the Platoon Buster?" ""What Ordinance?" magazine calls it "The most exciting development in concealed termination in years."" "Weapons you can trust." "Anti-personnel devices you can rely on." "That's trust." "That's reliability." "That's Palisade." "As I speak, our team of dedicated individuals are touring Eastern Europe, bringing the Palisade message to you." " They couldn't be more excited." " Richard, why are all the actors in this video white?" " They're not all white." " Blonde, actually." "(Richard) It's just a coincidence, that's all." "(woman) If they were all black, that would be a coincidence, too?" "Look..." "Look, what is your problem exactly?" "You've made a recruitment video for the Hitler Youth." "Ha!" " Richard, Richard." " Oh, there!" "There you go, you see?" "What's he, an albino?" "(laughs)" "Here's the P40 version five." "Oh, yeah, OK, that's very sensitive." " (laughs)" " It's not funny, Harris." "Freedom, democracy, justice." "With Palisade Defence, we'll win the war on terror." " I bloody hope not." " Thank you, Harris." "# What will we do there?" "# We'll get high" " # What will we touch there?" " # We'll touch the sky" " # But why the tears there?" " # I'll tell you why" "# It's all too beautiful" "# It's all too beautiful" "(smoke alarm beeps)" "# It's all too beautiful" "(shouts in Hungarian)" "Something's wrong with the electrics in there." "There's a short circuit." " Fire officer, coming through." " Sit down." "Officer sitting." " No smoking!" " Yes, I know." "(driver) No cigarettes!" "Bob Marley!" "Bob Marley!" "Billy, what's the plan?" "George should be at the lodge with the food." " Good." "And the paintball gear?" " All in the brown bag." " OK, good." " (driver sings in Hungarian)" "(noisy chomping)" "I'll give you $50 if you stop eating." "I bought some mushrooms off a security guard at the road show." "I gave him 20 euros and look how much he's given me." "Look." " They look horrible." " That's cos they're magic mushrooms." "How do you know they're not off the side of the road?" "No, they're proper." "You can tell by the stalks." "Look." " Eat those, you're gonna go crazy." " I think I've had these ones before." "They give you a nice chilled-out one." "And if you're wrong?" "I'll be somewhere over the rainbow getting fucked by the Tin Man." "(tyres screech)" " Hey, what the fuck's going on?" " You alright?" " You alright, Jill?" " Yeah." " (Billy) The road's blocked." " Anybody need first aid?" "I might do in 20 minutes." "(birds twitter)" "We can go this way." "(speaks Hungarian)" "I don't understand what you're saying." "The road is fine." "(speaks Hungarian)" "Yeah, well, the two roads meet up again." "Look." "(speaks Hungarian angrily)" "It's just a detour!" "(shouts in Hungarian)" "Go on, Richard." "Alright, that's quite enough." "I won't stand for this unprofessional behaviour." "You hear me?" "Now, you are hired to drive, and drive you will, buddy." "Is that clear?" "(door hisses open)" "Great management skills, Dick." "Really, really world class." "I know it doesn't appear far on the map, but it all depends on the scale." " Well, what is the scale?" " It's not on here." "Well, an inch is usually a mile, isn't it?" " No." " Well, we'll assume that it is." "Well, we can assume, but it's probably safer not to." "Every map I've seen, an inch is a mile." "Are you saying I can't read maps?" "No." "I'm sure you have an excellent knowledge of maps." "It's just that, well, an inch could be two miles or ten." "I'm saying goodbye." "I'm going back to the hotel." " You're doing no such thing." " Then show me the lodge." "The lodge is a mile down that road." "Hang on." "You're not listening to me." "I am not walking anywhere." "Don't squabble, gang." "It's supposed to be a team-building weekend." "Tell Richard." "He seems to think we're on a walking holiday." "Whoa." "Wait a sec." "Stop the coach!" "Stop." "Hey, come on, let's talk about this." "Stop the bus." "Fucking hell!" "Stop the..." "Come on!" "Fuck it!" "(distant growling)" "What was that?" "(burps) Sorry." "Probably just a bear." " Just a bear?" " There are no bears in Hungary." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "Well, that's assuming we're still in Hungary." "If we've crossed the border into Romania, then there are bears." "If we're in Serbia, then I'm not sure." "Well, that's really interesting." "Are bears required to stop at borders?" "Is there some sort of passport control for bears?" " You'd better watch your tone." " Or what?" " (woman) Oh, please!" " No." "Or what?" "(growling)" " That sounded further away." " There." "If it was a bear, which it wasn't, it's moved on." "Come on." "I really think we should stick to the main road." "No, this way is much quicker." "Come on." "I'm with Richard." "Have I pissed myself?" " What?" " I feel damp." "Well, you look alright." "I'm not gonna touch you." " Have I pissed my pants?" " I don't think so." " What's wrong with you?" " I feel all damp." "You're fine." "You're fine." "OK, so, er, working on the assumption that an inch is not a mile, what's the worst-case scenario?" " An inch is a thousand miles." " (screaming)" "That's Steve." "If he's messing around, he's in big trouble." "Oh, no." "We should stay with the bags." "Steve, are you alright, mate?" "(sighs) Jesus." "Steve?" "I saw someone." "Who?" "I don't know." "What happened?" "The weirdest thing's just happened, yeah?" "I needed a slash, so I've pulled me trousers down, cos I felt a little bit damp and I didn't want to get a rash." "I was about to have a piss and I saw a geezer with a balaclava and a suitcase." "No, more of a travel bag." " So, you've come over..." " Steve." " Yes?" " The mushrooms." " What mushrooms?" " You ate them." "You're high." " Look after him." " OK, yeah." "Listen." "Now, I know we're mates, but, erm, if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off." "What are you talking about?" "I have not once looked at your winkie." "You turn around." "(urinates)" "(growls)" "OK, everybody, prepare to smile." " Isn't it wonderful?" " It's a dump." " What do you expect, the Hilton?" " The Hilton would be good." " We're in the country." " You're not gonna stay here?" " Right now, I'd sleep in a cave." " That's the spirit." "There's someone in the woods." "Yeah, you already said that." "Come on." "Come on." "(gates creak open)" "(birds chirp)" " This isn't the right place." " This is the right place." "This obviously is not the right place." "It is the right place." "Billy?" "Well, there's only one lodge on the map," " so I suppose..." " Thank you." "This is... just the lobby." "This place is fantastic." "Steve." "It's just a rope." "It's just a rope." ""Dear team, as a big thank you for the last few weeks on the road," "George and I cordially invite you to join us on a team-building weekend in Palisade's newly acquired luxury lodge."" "Luxury lodge." "(crash)" "OK, OK, OK, now listen up, everyone." "This is not a holiday." "This is a business." "And team-building weekends, like it or not, are part of that business." "Hear hear!" "This is our chance to find out about ourselves." "I mean, you know, sure, we'll have fun, doing, er, paintball, orienteering..." " Bridge building." " Bridge building." "We need to take ownership of the weekend." "And that means working together." " Richard, I have an idea." " Shh, shh." "I can't spell success... without U." "And U..." "And U..." "U..." "And..." "U." "Success has only one U." "(Richard) Oh, well." "Daddy couldn't put us all through Cambridge, could he, Harris?" "Now, George wants us to be the best team possible." "And if that means digging in a little, then I'm sorry." "Think this place is a dump?" "Think about this." "Maybe it's supposed to be." "I've had tougher challenges." "Now let's make this our challenge." "(Harris) Explain to me how staying in this shithole is gonna help me sell mines." "Alright?" " Don't be so happy all the time." " Only trying to be positive." "You're not." "You're like a dog tied to a radiator wagging its tail." "(laughs)" "That's not a compliment." "Look for the generator in there, will you?" "(birdsong)" "(sighs)" "(dusts himself off)" "(door creaks and slams)" "(clang)" "(metallic grinding)" "(squelching)" "Have you got any light bulbs in your bag, Gordon?" "Erm, yeah." "Give me two secs." "Hello?" "Hello?" "(footsteps)" "Oh, no." " I think you should get some sleep." " I think you're right." "(growling)" "(scuffling)" "(banging)" "(growling loud bang)" "(sniffing growling)" "(floorboards creak)" "Maggie?" "I've been waiting for you, Richard." "I want you to fuck me." "Really?" "I mean, I'd like to." "Fuck me now and fuck me hard." "OK." "But, erm... what's going on?" "Maggie?" "Great management skills, Dick." "World class." "(screaming)" "(coughs)" "(door creaks and slams)" "I can't believe it." "I had no idea Palisade were this involved in Eastern Europe." "You're joking, right?" " Where did you get this stuff?" " Found it next to the generator." "There's stacks of it out there." "It's all Soviet." "That doesn't mean it's one of the asylums." " It doesn't rule it out either." " What asylums?" "Right, grub's up." "Put those cards away, please, Jill." "Feast your eyes... on this." "Mind yourselves, it is hot." "(Billy) It actually smells quite nice." " (Gordon) Not eating?" " No, thanks." "Not hungry." "(Gordon) The rest of you, get stuck in." "There's plenty." "Do you want to get some spoons out, please, Jill?" " Alright?" "(mockingly) Feeling OK?" " Yeah, alright, piss off." " Are you still tripping?" " No." "Why are you naked?" " Harris, what about the asylums?" " What asylums?" "Harris seems to think we're in an old lunatic asylum." " Are we?" " No." "(Billy) Tell us about the asylums." "Are you sure you want me to tell you?" "It's pretty scary." " I'll take my chances." " OK." "OK." "This story takes place a long time ago, way before the First World War." "(Jill) Oh, please." "When movies were silent and women were even quieter." "The government was getting complaints about the asylum, so they sent an inspector to check it out." "(eerie music camera whirrs)" "He arrives late one night to see what's going on." "Everything seems fine, and the warders agree to show him around." "But everything isn't fine." "Everything's not fine at all." "All the inmates are going crazy, screaming at him to let them out." "Then he realises what's wrong." "The inmates had taken over and locked up all the doctors." "And then they turned on him." "He tried to reason with them, but there's no reasoning with the mentally insane." "Guess who they called to sort out the mess?" "Us." "Palisade sent the boys in." "Sprayed the place with nerve agent." "Killed everyone." "It was a massacre." "But rumour has it..." "that one inmate survived, hell-bent on killing any Palisade employee that should cross his path." "They say he's still on the loose." " Is that supposed to be scary?" " Well, it was at the time." "Believe it or not, there is a tiny bit of truth in his story." " Damn right!" " A tiny bit." "It occurred in the early '90s when the Soviet Union broke up." "Places like this were detention centres for war criminals." "Soldiers who liked the killing a little bit too much." "(gunshots)" "They were lunatics who wiped out whole villages." "Burnt people alive." "Put heads on spikes." "They were savages." "Well-trained savages." "(screaming)" "Their government locked them away, tried to cure them, but it was no good." "Some escaped." "Hid in some empty buildings nearby, but not for long." "Obviously it wasn't Palisade who killed them, it was their government." "But it was us who supplied the weapons." "Oh, and, Harris, if anyone did survive, revenge would be the last thing on their minds." " What would be on their minds?" " Survival." "Evading capture." "These guys were war criminals, remember." "Excuse me for being the only sensible one here, but this place is a lodge." "It's not a mental home, it's not a prison, it's a lodge." " It was a sex lodge." " (laughter)" " Right." " It was." "I'm telling you." "Back in the '60s, these places were hospitals for rich old men." "All the nurses were these naughty- looking birds with big shooters." "Anyway, being stuck all the way out here, they used to get really lonely, so they tried it on with the old boys." "These poor old fuckers was on death's door." "They couldn't get it up." "So they decided to just get hold of each other." "One day this fella turns up out of the blue." "Young geezer." "Bit of bollocks about him." "They chased him." "They caught him and, er, well, he was fucked." "(laughter)" "Have you ever taken anything seriously in your life?" " Ecstasy and weed, I think." " (footsteps)" " Hey, gang." "How are we doing?" " Brilliant." "Sweet dreams?" "Er... yeah." "Harris." "Hi, Maggie." "Not eating?" "Why are you all so obsessed with what I eat?" "I am not too skinny." "No, no, no, no." "I don't mean..." "Just that you'll need your energy for the team games." "I mean, you're perfect just the way you are." "And when I say perfect, I obviously don't mean that in a sexual way." "I mean perfect in a neutral way." "As if I were another woman saying that you were perfect, you know?" "Just one woman to another." "Not that I'm implying anything like that." "Or that there's anything wrong with that... sort of thing." "Or... anything." "(Steve) Keep digging, we can still see you." "(crunches) What the?" "(Harris) A bit young to be losing your teeth, aren't you?" "It's not mine." " It's not my tooth." " Maybe it's just a clove." "Does it look like a fucking clove?" "I'm gonna puke." " Could it be the cow's tooth?" " A cow with gold fillings?" "Who made the pie?" "I didn't make it, I found it." " You what?" " I found it." "You found a pie?" " It was wrapped in foil." " Oh, well, that's a relief." "Jesus!" "You dirty bastard." " (retches)" " OK, everyone, calm down." " (Jill continues to retch)" " Come on, Jill." "Jill, come with me." "Ohh!" "I'm gonna be sick." "OK, I'm sorry." "I thought it was a welcome gift." " From who?" " I don't know." "George." "George wouldn't bring a pie." "It could have been sitting here for months." "Look at this place." "I cooked it for the full hour!" " It had instructions on it?" " No, but it's a pie." "You don't cook every pie for an hour." " Do you think I undercooked it?" " Fucking hell!" "Yeah, OK." "Look, it's gone." "I'm throwing the pie in the bin." "Oh, right, that makes me feel better." "(crickets chirp)" " Night, sweetie." " Good night." "(thunder rumbles)" "(tap gurgles)" " (crash)" " Oh!" "Shit!" "(gasps)" "(whispers) Hello." "Hello!" "(trees rustle)" "(screams)" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "What's the matter?" "What's going on?" "There was a man at my window." " What happened?" " I saw someone." "Where's my inhaler?" " What's going on?" " Jill saw someone." " Who?" " What did he look like?" " (wheezes) He had a mask." " Have you been at my mushrooms?" " Is there anything to calm her down?" " I'll check my bag." " Did you see anyone?" " No." " What do you think?" " You're the boss, you think." " Perhaps you were dreaming." " I wasn't dreaming." "Look at me!" "His face was covered in a mask!" "I was not dreaming!" "I found some Kalms." "They're herbal." "(thunder rumbles)" "Come on." "There's no one here." "Come on!" "It was probably just some locals messing around." "Looking through a window one storey up?" "We need to get out of here." " Yeah, I'm leaving." " I'm going with her." " No one is going anywhere." " What did you find?" "There are wooden structures, but they're not near the window." " There." "See?" " This is what's gonna happen." "Tomorrow, we go to the top of the hill, try and get a signal." "Get somebody to pick us up, take us back." " Go on, my son." " (Maggie) Great idea." "That is not a great idea." "Leave, and you won't have a job to come back to." " I don't care." "Count me in." " Yeah, I'm with her." " I'm sorry, but he's right." " Should I make some tea?" "Er, alright, listen." "Jill, I want you to sleep on it." "Then, in the morning, if you still feel the same way, well, then I'll come up with a plan." "I feel the same way." "OK, er, listen up, everyone." "Er, Billy, get over here." "Come on." "Er, I've made a decision." "We're going to sit tight." "We..." "We sit tight while, Harris, I want you and Jill to go up the hill to go up the hill and, erm, see if you can get a phone signal." "Erm, get the coach driver to come and pick us up." "Oh, sweet." "I've made this decision purely because of the, er, food situation." "And..." "And it is conditional." "While they're gone, the rest of us will do a little team building." "Yes!" "Nice one." "Excuse me." "Hiya." "I just want to make it really clear, before we begin, that paintballing is about teamwork, right?" "So no Rambos." "I repeat, absolutely no Rambos." "(shouts) OK!" "(voice echoes)" " Hey, how's your project going?" " Pretty good, thanks." "What are these things?" "Humane landmines, right?" "They're not landmines." "They're immobilisation units." "Right." "And they do what, they sort of grab you, yeah?" "They pin you to the floor." "They don't blow children's legs off." " They're humane." " They're a hard sell." "I don't understand why, in the 21 st century, we create such sick weapons." "The guillotine seems humane." " There's nothing humane about it." " At least it's instantaneous." "There's nothing instantaneous about it." "When your head's chopped off, your brain can think for three minutes." "You're saying you're aware that your head's cut off?" "When Marie Antoinette had her head chopped off she felt it hit the basket." "She saw blood pumping out of her own stump." " That's not true." " It is 100 percent biological fact." " (Jill) Think he crashed?" " (Harris) I don't know." " Oh, my God!" " We've got to get the others." "We can't just leave him here!" "Can we?" "I'm not saying that I fancy anyone in particular." "But if I did like someone, I wouldn't know the best way to approach them." " Dating's complicated in England." " English birds ain't complicated." "Buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Sea Biscuit." "Yeah?" "But what if she's not English?" "What if she's, erm..." "French or Spanish or, erm American?" " Maggie?" " Yeah." "So what do you think?" "I think you've got more chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse." " Yeah, that's what I thought." " (whistle)" "Come on, I got you!" "Get up, you cheating bastard." "See, all this Maggie stuff, it's cos your bird left you." "It's cos your plums are backing up." "It's driving you nuts." "It's confusing you, making you think you love her." "You're right." "Anyway, I think she likes you." " What're you talking about?" " Go, go, go!" "Hiya, sexy." "We won." "You're dead." "The bullet missed my vital organs." "I survived." "It's a miracle." "(gunshots whistle)" " Here we go." " Safeties off." "Here comes the ref." "Right." "Oh, you really got into that." "It was brilliant." "We bent a few rules here and there." "Steve shot Richard and he didn't die." " No one shot me." " We shot someone." "Well, I think someone, and I'm not pointing any fingers, has been wiping off paint." "And it does clearly state in the rules..." "This is total war." "There are no rules." "Ow!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "That is really dangerous!" "Get one of those in your eye, it could pop like a ping-pong ball." "It's not funny." "That hurts." "I expect more from some of you." "(gasps)" "(screams)" "(Maggie) Gordon, you've got to be still." "Steve, get on the other side." "Quick!" " Be still." " (screams) Get it off!" " You have to stop moving." " (screams)" "(screams)" "Pull your leg out." " Now!" "Pull it now!" " Pull your leg out now!" "(trap snaps shut)" "(Maggie) Now!" " You fucking idiot!" " Alright, for fuck's sake!" "(Maggie) We'll get you out." "(screams)" "Pull it out!" "Pull it out now!" "(trap snaps shut)" "Pull it!" "(screams)" " (whimpers)" " God!" "OK, Gordon..." "Shit!" "(screams hysterically)" "We gotta stop the bleeding." "Billy, give me your belt." "You're gonna be OK." "You have to calm down, Gordon!" "Calm down!" "We're gonna stop the bleeding." "(Maggie) They're everywhere." "(Steve) What the fuck's going on here?" "(Maggie) Billy, hold his hand!" " Can you help me?" " (screams) What are you doing?" " (screams)" " Richard, help me hold him!" "Steve!" "We're gonna be OK." " Alright, people, get on the coach." " Stop!" "Don't move!" " What the fuck happened?" " Bear traps everywhere." "Someone killed the driver." " The driver's dead?" " Just get on the coach." " Somebody help us, please!" " What are we gonna do?" " He could be watching us." " (Maggie) You're not helping!" " What do we do with his leg?" " We need to keep it cold." " There's a fridge on the coach." " That's great, thank you." "Oh, you're shitting me!" "(groans)" "Ohh!" "Come on!" " Come on!" " Alright!" "Alright!" "For fuck's sake!" " Faster!" " It's going as fast as it can." "I need to cover his leg." "Harris, slow down." "I think you're going too fast." "Someone give me something to cover his leg, for fuck's sake!" "Shit!" "(engine continues to rev)" "(groans)" "Jill?" "(groans)" "(crunching)" "Oh, shit!" "(squelches)" "(pants)" "I think I've broken my arm." "(spits coughs)" "(sighs) Billy." "Jill?" "We've got to head back to the lodge." "We've got to find Jill." "Jill!" "Jill!" "(whispers) Keep your voice down." "Someone's killed Harris." "Who's to say he didn't kill Jill as well?" "Now, we head back to the lodge and we lock ourselves in till morning and then we walk." "Where?" " I don't know." " I'm glad we got that sorted!" "Hey!" "Unless you have a better idea, we go back to the lodge." "(muffled whimpers)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "Palisade." "(screams)" "(laughs)" "Let's put him down." "We need to lock ourselves in." "Lock everything." " This is bollocks." "Fucking bollocks." " We're safer in here." "I'm not waiting for him to turn up." "It's fucking madness." "What do you suggest we do with Gordon?" " I'll carry him myself." " (Maggie) Keep your voices down." " What if the stories were true?" " Well, mine wasn't." "What stories?" "They were asylums." "Someone escaped, who knows we're Palisade." " How would they know that?" " The bus." "It's not exactly subtle." "Those stories are nonsense." "Who told you?" "Jill?" "Harris?" "Know how many conspiracies I hear regarding weapons companies?" " No, how many?" " I'll tell you how many I believe." "None." "We're a public company." "Members of both our governments are on the board." "They won't do anything immoral." "Arguing is not gonna help us out." "OK?" "You said you wanted us to work as a team." "Well, now is the time to start." "Look, just help me get some wood." "We need to board ourselves in." "Alright?" " With what?" " I don't know." "Check Gordon's bag." "He's not gonna have a hammer and nails in there, is he?" "(Steve) Oh, for fuck's sake!" "Good boy." "I've got some pills." "What kind of pills?" "Ecstasy." " Great." "Have a party." " No, not for me, for him." "What do you mean?" "They're not gonna get him up tap dancing, but it'll take the edge off for a while." "(gasps)" "OK." "Gordon." " Take one." "It'll sort you out." " I don't do drugs." "(Maggie) It's OK, sweetheart, these are painkillers." " They're gonna make you feel better." " Just take one." "Here." "Here you go." "Here you go." "You alright?" "I'm sorry about earlier." "Flaring up and all that." "You were OK." "Listen, I wanna say something to you." "Sometimes I act like an idiot, you know?" "I say things when I shouldn't and, er..." "Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the the coach." "Sorry, mate." "I love you, Maggie." " Of course you do." " No, seriously." "I mean it." "I really mean it." " It's just the drugs, Gordon." " No, it's not the drugs." "I really, really, really love you." "And I loved Jill." "I really, really, really, really loved Jill." " Steve, have you got any downers?" " Not my thing." "Maggie." "Maggie, have I told you that I love you?" "(thunder rumbles rain patters)" " Where are you going?" " Toilet." "Can't you hold on?" "No." "Don't worry, I'll be right back." "(footsteps on stairs)" "If we don't get him to a hospital, he's gonna die." "(trickling)" "(toilet flushes)" "I think maybe... we should leave him." "What are you saying?" "I think our best chance for survival is if the four of us get to the main road and get help." "And I think it's Gordon's best shot as well." "(Steve) I think you're right." "I think we should go." "Go where?" "(screams)" " What's happened?" " This door was locked." "Gordon?" " Gordon?" " Billy, be quiet!" "(gasps)" "(flies buzz)" "(screams)" "(screams)" "Conspiracies?" "(bang)" "We should go back upstairs." " (door slams)" " Maggie?" "(gasps)" "Richard?" "(distant) Richard?" "(door bangs)" "(door rattles)" "(heavy footsteps)" "(pants)" " (clicks)" " Fuck!" "(heavy footsteps)" "(groans)" "(floorboard creaks)" "(crash)" "(gun clicks)" "(groans)" "Jesus!" "Ohh..." "Yeah, well... (pants)" "I'd hate to be accused of not killing him when I had the chance." "Well..." "I think you'll be alright there." "Come, come." "(gun clicks)" " Don't you fucking move!" " (speaks Hungarian)" " We got a problem." " Yeah, no shit!" "No, we got another problem." "That was our last bullet." "Put your fucking guns down!" "Put your guns down or I'll blow your motherfucking balls off!" "(shouts in Hungarian)" "(whispers in Hungarian)" "(whispers) Let's go." "Stop." "Stop!" " What are you doing?" " Don't move." "The place is mined." " How do you know?" " I'm standing on one." "CRM Platoon Buster." "One of ours." " Oh, shit." " Yeah." "(mimics explosion laughs)" "(distant voices)" "Where's Billy?" " (voices come closer)" " Richard, they're coming." "Alright, follow my footsteps, then jump to the trees." "Go." "Come on." "Hey, come on!" "Come on!" "Over here!" "Come on!" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(they laugh)" "You're laughing at me?" "You won't be fucking laughing when I take my foot off this." "(both speak Hungarian)" "# Yo, pretty ladies, around the world" "# Got a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls" "# Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too" "# Cos they're about to throw down and you'll know just what to do" "# Wave your hands in the air like you don't care" "# Glide by the people as they stop to look and stare" "Hey!" "Maggie, Steve." "Where the hell've you been?" "Are you Mr Steve?" "We are Nadia and Olga from the escort agency." "(pants)" "(speaks urgently in Hungarian)" "Yeah, come on, everybody." "Why not?" "Be my fucking guest." " Is this where we are?" " Whoa." "What are you doing?" " Have you been to the lake?" " Yes." " Are there boats?" " Yes." "Leave your shit and follow us." "Ready?" " Yeah." " (clicks)" "Would someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?" "George, there are about five seriously sick fuckers coming our way to kill us." "So you can either help us or fuck off." "When you say sick fuckers, what do you mean?" "Terrorists?" " Call 'em what you want." " Come on." "Let's go." "Hold it." "No one's going anywhere." "I've been waiting to demonstrate this for a while." "You stamp "terrorist" on it, and I'll kill it." " Wait till they get a load of this." " Sweet!" "Are those the little bastards?" " Alright, get back." " (gun beeps)" "(explosion)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "(screams)" "Steve?" "(Maggie) Steve!" "(cries out)" "Steve!" " Where are you?" " (screeches) Steve!" " Maggie?" " I'm in some kind of trap!" "(mutters)" "Steve, he's coming!" "Oh, my God." "No!" "(roars)" "(groans)" "No!" "God!" "(screams) Steve!" "Steve!" "No!" "(man screams)" "Please!" "(sobs) Please!" "(screams)" "Get off of me!" "(crunch)" "(screams)" "(grunts)" "(squelch)" "(groans tooth crunches)" "(roars)" "(mutters)" "(Maggie) Steve!" "Steve!" "This is gonna hurt." "(groans)" "(shrieks) Steve!" "Steve!" "Steve!" "(cries out)" "(water trickles birds chirp)" "(pants)" "(thud)" "(thud)" "(dialling tone)" "(gasps with relief)" "(speaks Hungarian)" "Hello." "Hello." "Do you speak English?" " English?" " Yes." "English." "I need you to send help." " I need help." " Yes." "Please hold." "(music plays)" "(music stops)" "(music restarts)" "(groans)" "(crunch groans)" "(groans)" "Come on, then, you fuck!" "(gunshots)" "(pants)" "(laughs hysterically)" "Foursome?" "# We'll meet again" "# Don't know where" "# Don't know when" "# But I know we'll meet again" "# Some sunny day" "# Keep smiling through" "# Just like you always do" "# Till the blue skies light the dark clouds far away" "# So will you please say hello" "# To the folks that I know?" "# Tell them I won't be long" "# You'll be happy to know" "# That as you saw me go" "# I was singing this song" "# We'll meet again" "# Don't know where" "# Don't know when" "# But I know we'll meet again" "# Some sunny day" "We'll meet again." "Don't know where, don't know when." "But I know we'll meet again some sunny day." "Keep smiling through, just like you always do till the blue skies light the dark clouds far away." "# So will you please say hello" "# To the folks that I know" "# And tell them I won't be long?" "# You'll be happy to know" "# That as you saw me go" "# I was singing this song" "# We'll meet again" "# Don't know where" "# Don't know when" "# But I know we'll meet again" "# Some sunny day" "# The sun is shining" "# I can feel the good times coming on" "# Oh, there's no point trying to fight it" "# We've been running away for way too long" "# So there's a storm on the horizon" "# Feels like there's trouble on the way" "# But if you take my hand" "# And I'll take your hand" "# Then there'll be no need for us to stray" "# At least not today" "# We're summertimin'" "# I can feel the good times coming on" "# Coming on" "Subtitles by IMS"
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"No, no, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "I'm lost!" "Where's the line?" "It just went away." "What do I do?" "What do I do?" " Help!" " We'll be stuck here forever!" "Do not panic." "Do not panic!" "We are trained professionals." "Now, stay calm." "We are going around the leaf." "A-Around the leaf?" "L-I don't think we can do that." "Oh, nonsense." "This is nothing compared to the twig of'93." "That's it." "That's it." "Good!" "You're doing great!" "There you go." "There you go!" "Watch my eyes." "Don't look away." " And here's the line again." " Thank you." "Thank you, Mr Soil." "Good job, everybody!" "Oh, my." "There's quite a gap, Mr Soil." " Shouldn't we tell the queen?" " I don't think we need to involve the queen in this." "She's got enough on her plate already, training her daughter." "Oh, yes." "Princess Atta, the poor dear." "Oh, wind's died down." "They'll be here soon." " Just be confident, dear." "You'll be fine." " There's a gap." "There's a gap in the line." "What are we gonna do?" "It's okay, Your Highness." "Gaps happen." "We just lost a few inches, that's all." "Oh." "Right." "Your Highness, I can't count when you hover like that." "Oh, of course." "I'm sorry." "Go ahead." "Guys, go shade someone else for a while." "Okay, Atta." "Now what do we do?" "Uh..." "Oh!" "Don't tell me." "I know it." "I know it." "What is it?" " We relax." " Right." "Oh, it'll be fine." "It's the same, year after year." "They come, they eat, they leave." "That's our lot in life." "It's not a lot, but it's our life." "Isn't that right, Aphie?" "Oh, you're such a cute little aphid." " Ditch Dot!" " Yeah, yeah!" "Hey, come back here!" " Dot!" " Yes, Mother." "What did I tell you about trying to fly?" "Not until my wings grow in." " Right." " But, Mom..." "Dot, you're a young queen ant, and your wings are too little to be..." "I was talking to Mother." "You're not the queen yet, Atta." "Now, Dot, be nice to your sister." "It's not my fault she's so stressed out." "I know, I know." " I'm always acting like the sky is falling." " Look out!" " Atta!" " Princess Atta!" "Princess Atta!" " Princess Atta!" " Oh!" " Hey!" " Stop that!" " What do you think you're doing?" " You could have killed somebody over here." " I'm sorry!" " I'm sorry!" " Oh, it's Flik." " Oh..." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" "Please forgive me." "I'm sorry!" " Princess Atta!" " Flik, what are you doing?" "Oh!" "Oh, this!" "This is my new idea for harvesting grain." "No more picking individual kernels." "You can just cut down the entire stalk!" " Flik, we don't have time for this." " Exactly!" "We never have time to collect food for ourselves." "Because we spend all summer harvesting for the offering." " But my invention will speed up production." " Oh, another invention?" " Yeah, and I've got something for you too." " Flik!" "Since you're gonna be queen, you could use this to oversee production." " Dr Flora, if I may." " This is all very nice, but..." " What?" " Just an ordinary blade of grass and a bead of dew, right?" " Flik, please." "Wrong!" "It is, in fact, a telescope." " It's very clever, Flik, but..." " Hello, Princess!" "My, aren't you looking lovely this morning!" "Not, of course, that you would need a telescope to see that." "All right, listen!" "The princess doesn't have time for this!" "You wanna help us fill this thing?" "Then get rid of that machine... get back in line and pick grain like everybody else!" " Like everybody else!" " Please, Flik." "Just go." "I'm sorry, l-I was..." "I was really just trying... trying to help." "Harvester." "Why, we harvested the same way ever since I was a pupa." "Where were we?" " The food pile, Your Highness." " Oh, yes, yes." "Hey, Flik!" "Flik!" "Wait up!" " Oh." "Hello, Princess." " You can call me Dot." "Here, you forgot this." "Thanks." "You can keep it." "I can make another one." " I like your inventions." " Really?" "Well, you're the first." " I'm beginning to think nothing I do works." " This works." "Great." "One success." " I'm never gonna make a difference." " Me, neither." "I'm a royal ant, and I can't even fly yet." "I'm too little." " Oh, being little's not such a bad thing." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Is too!" " Is not." " Is too." " Is not." " Is too." " Is not." "Is not." "Is not." "Oh!" " Is too." "Is too." "Is too." "A seed." "I need..." "I need a seed." "Ahh..." "Ohh!" "Ah, here, here." "Pretend... pretend that that's a seed." " It's a rock." " Oh, I know it's a rock." "I know." "But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, all right?" "We'll just use our imaginations." "Now..." "Now, do you see our tree?" "Everything that made that giant tree... is already contained inside this tiny little seed." "All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and... voil¨¤!" "This rock will be a tree?" "Seed to tree." "You've gotta work with me, all right?" "Okay." "You might not feel like you can do much now... but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet." "You just have to give yourself some time." "You're still a seed." " But it's a rock." " I know it's a rock!" "Don't ya think I know a rock when I see a rock?" "I've spent a lot of time around rocks!" "You're weird, but I like you." "They're here." "They're here!" "Mom!" "Where are you?" " They're coming!" " Run!" " Dot!" "Dot!" " Mom!" " Single file!" " Mom!" " Thank heavens!" " Food to the offering stone." " Okay, everyone, single file." "Food to the offering stone and into the anthill." "Now let's go!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Come on." "Keep movin', keep movin'!" "Good." "Okay." "That's everyone." "Hey!" "Hey, wait for me!" "Get the food to the offering stone, then into the anthill." "No!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Oh, oh!" "Oh, no." "Princess Atta!" "Princess Atta!" "Princess Atta!" "They come, they eat, they leave." "They come, they eat, they leave." "Excuse me, pardon me." "Pardon me, excuse me." "Coming through." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Sorry, sorry." "Coming through." "Princess Atta, there's something I need to tell you." " Not now, Flik." " But, Your Highness, it's about the offering!" " Hey, what's goin' on?" " Yeah, where's the food?" " What did you do?" " It was an accident?" "Boo!" "Where's the food?" "Huh?" "Hopper." "So, where is it?" "Where's my food?" " L-l-Isn't it up there?" " What?" " The food was in a leaf sitting on top..." " Excuse me." "Are you sure it's not up there?" " Are you saying I'm stupid?" " No." "Do I look stupid to you?" "Let's just think about the logic, shall we?" "Let's just think about it for a second." "If it was up there, would I be coming down here... to your level, looking for it?" " Uh, I..." " Why am I even talking to you?" "You're not the queen." "You don't smell like the queen." "Sh-She's learning to take over for me, Hopper." "Oh, I see." "Under new management." "So it's your fault." "No, it wasn't me." "It was..." "Uh-uh-uh." "First rule of leadership:" "Everything is your fault." " But-But I..." " It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, Princess... one of those circle-of-life kind of things." "Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work." "The sun grows the food." "The ants pick the food." " The grasshoppers eat the food..." " And the birds eat the grasshoppers." "Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you remember?" "You remember?" " Oh, you should've seen it." " Molt." "This blue jay..." "He has him halfway down his throat, okay?" "And Hopper..." "Hopper's kickin' and screamin', okay?" "And I'm scared, okay?" "I'm not goin' anywhere near, okay?" "Aw, come on." "It's a great story." "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." "I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed... that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you." " And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do." " Shut up!" "I don't want to hear another word out of you while we're on this island." "Do you understand me?" " I said, do you understand me?" " Well, how can I answer?" "You said I couldn't say another word." "Remember Ma!" "Hey, I'm a compassionate insect." "There's still a few months till the rains come... so you can all just try again." "But, Hopper, since it's almost the rainy season... we need this time to gather food for ourselves." "Listen, if you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety." "And there are insects out there that will take advantage of you." "Someone could get hurt." "What's the matter?" "You scared of grasshoppers?" " Dot!" " You don't like Thumper?" "Leave her alone!" "You want her?" "Go ahead." "Take her." "No?" "Then get back in line." "It seems to me that you ants are forgetting your place." "So let's double the order of food." " Huh?" " No!" "But-But-But..." "We'll be back at the end of the season... when the last leaf falls." "You ants have a nice summer." "Let's ride!" "Flik, what do you have to say for yourself?" "Sorry." "L..." "I'm sorry for the way I am." "I didn't mean for things to go so wrong." "I especially didn't want to make you look bad, Princess." " Well, Flik, ya did." " I was just trying to help." "Then help us... don't help us." " Help?" "Help?" "Help?" " Flik, you are sentenced to one month digging in the tunnels." "Excuse me, Your Highness." "Need I remind you of Flik's tunnel-within-a-tunnel project?" " Helpers to help us." "That could..." "That's it!" "That's..." "We could..." " It took the whole engineering department... two days to dig him out." " Send him to Health and Ant Services." " Heavens, no!" "We could leave the island." "The river bed's dry right now." "We'd just walk right across the river bed." "We could go get helpers." "We could!" "We could leave." "Sure." "We could go find helpers to help us." " It's perfect!" " Perfect?" "What's so perfect?" "Your Highness, don't you see?" "We could send someone to get help!" "Leave the island?" "Now, why didn't I think of that?" "Oh!" "Because it's suicide!" " She's right!" "We never leave the island." " Never leave!" "There's snakes and birds and bigger bugs out there!" "Exactly!" "Bigger bugs!" "We could find bigger bugs to come here and fight... and forever rid us of Hopper and his gang!" " Ludicrous!" " Who would do a crazy thing like that?" "I'll volunteer." "I'd be very happy to volunteer." "You got a lot of spunk, kid, but no one's gonna help a bunch of ants." "At least we could try." "Oh, l-I could..." "I could travel to the city!" "I could search there!" "If you went, you'd be on that silly search for weeks." " Royal huddle." " Great idea, Princess." "It's perfect." " Exactly." " Wait a minute." " What did we just decide here?" " To let Flik leave." "While we keep harvesting to meet Hopper's demands." " You see, with Flik gone, he can't..." " He can't mess anything up!" "Flik, after much deliberation, we have decided to grant you your request." " Really?" " Really?" " Uh, really." "Oh, thank you, Princess." "Thank you so much for this chance." " L-l-I won't let you down, I promise, I promise, I promise." " Yeah, that's fine." "That's fine." "No, forget it." "Forget it." " Oh, but I should probably help repair the damage before I go, don't you think?" " No!" "No, no!" "Just go." " Just go." " Just leave!" "Hey." "Don't worry!" "The colony is in good hands!" "Bye, now." "All right." "Hey, fellas." "Beautiful morning', huh?" " My dad says he gives you 1 hour before you come back to the island crying." " Does he, now?" " My dad doesn't think that." " He doesn't, huh?" " Naw, he's betting' you're gonna die." " Oh." " Yeah, he says if the heat doesn't get ya, the birds will." " Well, I think he's gonna make it." " Nobody asked you, Your Royal Shortness." " Yeah, Dot." "What do you know?" "Hey, hey, hey." "Ease up, all right?" "Come on." "She's entitled to her opinion too." "Ohh." "So go, already." " Hey!" " The city's that way." " I know." " You're supposed to look for bugs, not dandelions." "You leave him alone." "He knows what he's doing." "That's right." "Here I go." "For the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!" "Whoa-oh." " Wow!" " Hey!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " Bye, Flik!" "Wow!" "Wow." "Ohh!" "Whoa!" "Good luck, Flik!" "Bye!" "Whoa-oh!" "Flik!" "I'm okay!" " Your dad's right." "He's gonna die." " You just watch." "He's gonna get the bestest, roughest bugs you've ever seen!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "Get back, you horrible beast!" "I have no fear!" " Ooh!" " Oh, my goodness." "Oh, no!" " Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim." "An owie?" " Owie!" "Owie, owie." "Please show Rosie the owie." "All right, Dim." "It's okay." "I have been in outhouses that didn't stink that bad." "This is ridiculous." "What a disappointment!" " Oh, no!" " You!" "Come here!" "I want my money back!" "Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes." "Popcorn!" "Stale popcorn!" "We're losin' the audience!" "You clowns get out there now!" " I hate performing on an empty stomach!" " Do your act, Heimlich." " Then you can eat." " P.T., what's the point?" " Not now, Slim." " What's the point of going out there?" "They'll only laugh at me." " That's because you're a clown!" " No, it's because I'm a prop!" "You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick, a splinter." "You're a walking stick." "It's funny!" " Now go!" " You parasite." "Spring's in the air." "And I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say." "A bee!" "I am a cute little bumblebee!" "Here I come!" "Slow down, you flowers!" "Candy corn!" "Here." "Here." "Let me help you to finish it." "Hey, cutie!" "Wanna pollinate with a real bug?" "Ooh, come to Papa, yeah!" "So, bein' a ladybug automatically makes me a girl, is that it, fly boy?" "Huh?" " She's a guy!" " Francis, leave them alone." " They are poo-poo heads!" " Not again." "Judging by your breath, you must have been buzzing' around a dung heap all day." "Come on, Francis." "You're making the maggots cry." "All right, we're dyin' out there." "Gypsy, quick!" "You and Manny..." "He's in a trance." " Well, get him out of it!" "You and your husband are up now." " Manny, we're on." "Oh?" "Yet again it is up to me to rescue the performance." "Gypsy, come." " The stage is the other way, dear." " Yes, of course." "Anytime, pal!" "I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head one by one!" " Take your best shot!" " You name the place!" " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah, 'cause when you get there, you are dead!" " Francis, let me handle this." "That's no way to speak to a lady." " I heard that, you twig." "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Manto the Magnificent... and his lovely assistant, Gypsy!" "From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia..." "I give you the Chinese Cabinet... of Metamorphosis!" "Rosie, whole troupe." "On stage!" "Finale!" "Now!" " O-Okay, I just need a little time to..." " Now!" "Coming." "Coming." "Tuck, Roll, let's get moving, guys." "We're up next." "Don't you understand?" "We are up!" ""Up-a."" " Hey!" " Hey!" "They don't understand me." "I summon the voice of Confucius..." "Get off the stage, you old hack!" "I demand to know who said that!" "How dare you!" "Ingrates!" "Manny?" "Manny!" "I only got 24 hours to live, and I ain't gonna waste it here." "Come on." "I've just about had it with these losers!" "Flaming death!" "I hold in my hand the match... the match that decides whether two bugs live or die this very evening." "In a moment, I will light this trail of matches... leading to a sheet of flypaper dowsed in lighter fluid!" "Aimed directly at the flypaper are Tuck and Roll... the pill bug cannonballs!" "The cannon will be triggered by Dim, trained to jump at the sound of this bell... set to go off in 15 seconds." "Our pill bugs' only hope of survival is... our mistress of the high wire, Rosie!" "Secured to a web line of exact length..." "Rosie will plummet down to these two posts... spinning a web of safety in less than 15 seconds!" "Not good enough, you say?" "Well, what if they were all... blindfolded!" "Ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest that those of you... with weak constitutions leave the arena... for this act is so dangerous... that if the slightest thing should go wrong..." " No!" " Go?" "Okay, through the tunnel..." "Whoa!" " Okay, that's done!" " Whoa!" " P. T!" " Oh, no!" "Rosie!" " We need some water!" " Water, water, water, water, water!" "Get me outta here!" "Wow!" " It's the web." "I'm sorry." "It's..." " You're all fired." " We got the water!" " Here we come, P. T!" " We'll save you." "Whoa!" "Burn 'im again!" "No, Harry, no!" "Don't look at the light!" "I can't help it!" "It's so beautiful!" "Try not to look like a country bug." "Blend... blend in." "Hey, buggy!" "What do you expect?" "The guy's a tick." "Wow!" "The city!" "Wow!" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" "Hey!" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" "Making all stops to the septic tank, including standing water... empty bean can and dead rat." " Watch your stingers." "All aboard!" " Whoa!" " Hey, watch it." " Hey!" " Get out of the way!" " Oh, sorry." " Watch where you're goin'!" " I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to do that." "I didn't mean..." "Oh, sorry!" "Oh." "I'm really, really sorry." "That was an-an-an ac-ac-accident." " Hey, let go of me!" " I'll show ya who's tough!" " And stay out!" " Tough bugs!" " I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly..." " Wow!" " Move it!" " Whoa!" "Hey, waiter!" "I'm in my soup!" "I've been workin' out." "Feel my wing." "Yo!" "Two Black Flags over here!" " All right." " Hair of the dog you bit." "Hey, who ordered the poo-poo platter?" "Here ya go, slick." "Enjoy." "Hey, I said no salt!" " Buzz off!" " Oh, pardon me, sir." "L-I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment." "I represent a colony of-of ants, and I'm looking..." "I'm looking for tough bugs, you know, mean bugs, the sort of bugs..." "Fired by a flea... how humiliating!" "Let's face it:" "We stink." " You fired!" " You fired!" " You fired!" " Oh, will you shut up?" " Hey!" " You fired!" "Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly... and then everything will be better." "I can't believe the troupe is breaking up." "We've always been together." " Farewell, my friends." " To the audience we'll never have." "Francis!" "Your boyfriends from the circus are here!" "There she is." " Hello there, girlie bug." " Shoo, fly." "Don't bother me." "Say, why don't you tell our pal, Thud..." " what you said to us at the circus." " Yeah." "Somethin' about buzzing' around a dung heap?" "Uh, excuse me." "Hi." "I represent an ant colony, and we're..." "Hey, bartender!" "Bloody Mary, O-positive." "Aha!" "Sir?" "Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home" "Not so tough now, are you?" "All right, clown." "Get up and fight like a girl." " Get ready to do the Robin Hood act." " I want to be Little John!" " What part can I play?" " You see, I'm looking for tough, warrior bugs." "Stand back, ye flies!" "We are the greatest warriors in all bugdom!" " Warrior bugs!" " My sword!" "Swish, swish." "Clang, clang." " Little John?" " What ho, Robin?" "Justice is my sword and truth shall be my quiver!" "Wait, wait!" "No, no!" "I want to watch this!" "Thrust, parry, lunge!" "Me thinketh it's not working!" "Back to Sherwood Forest!" "What's going on in there?" "Help!" "Help!" "Get me out!" "Wow." " Oh, ow-ow-ow-ow." " You're perfect!" "Oh, great ones!" "I have been scouting for bugs with your exact talents!" " A talent scout." " My colony's in trouble." "Grasshoppers are coming!" "We've been forced to prepare all this food." " Dinner theatre!" " Food?" "Please!" "Will you help us?" "Where are they?" " We'll take the job!" " Really?" " Yes, yes, yes!" "You can explain the details on the way." "Hey!" " Okay, come on, everyone." "Break a leg!" " Whoa, you're vicious!" "Hold on, Mr Ant." "Amazing!" "This is too good to be true!" "So, you see, it was my fault that Hopper's coming back." "But then, Princess Atta... boy, is she one in a million... she let me go out and find you." "And after seeing you fight off those flies..." "Boy, are those grasshoppers in for a big surprise!" " Dr Flora!" " Oh, dear." "Not another one." " This is insane." " Insane." "There's just not enough food left on the island!" "No way we can make double quota before Hopper comes." "Well, we have to try, Thorny." "We don't have any choice." "Yeah, I know." "Hey, look who's playing lookout again..." "little Speck!" " The name is Dot." " Well, Spot, you still lookin' for Flik?" "Forget it, Dot." "That loser's never coming back." "Flik!" "He did it!" "He did it!" "What?" "Quit shoving!" "This is it!" "This is Ant Island!" "Flik!" "Over here!" "Flik!" "Flik!" " Hey!" " He did it!" "He did it!" "He did it!" "Yea!" " He did it!" " Cool!" "At the rate these leaves are dropping, we're gonna need a miracle." "That's right!" "We need a miracle!" "Run for your lives!" "Ta-da!" "Once again, our reputation precedes us." "Hey, everybody!" "Hey!" "I'm back!" "Hey, guys!" "Hey-ey!" "Look-look-look who's here with me!" "Flik!" "Flik!" "Flik!" "You're back!" "I knew you could do it!" " Flik?" " It's Flik!" " What?" " Yeah." " No, it's not Flik." " Flik has returned!" " He's back?" "And he's accompanied by savage insects!" "What?" "How?" "He wasn't supposed to actually find someone!" "Oh, look at this." "Look at this." "This is great." "Look." " Oh, my ticker!" " So, what are you supposed to be?" "He's a stick, stupid." "You hit bugs with him." " Well, that's an oversimplification." " That's right, kids." "Like this!" "No!" "Put me down!" "Ow!" " Hey!" " My, you just pop right open there, don't ya?" " Ooh!" "Wow!" " Uh-oh." "Kids, he's kinda ticklish." "Let's come on out." "Careful." "Well, my boy, you came through." "Aphie and I are very impressed." "Princess Atta!" "Hey!" "Hey, guys, this is Princess Atta!" "She's the one that sent me to find you!" " Atta, Atta!" "Did you see that really big bug over there?" " He looks absolutely ferocious!" " They're our ticket out of this mess!" " They came just in time!" " That's right!" "So, Princess Atta, what... what do you think?" "No-no-no-no, wait!" "This was not supposed to happen." "Mayday, Mayday." "We're losin' the job." "We don't fight grasshoppers." " We don't, but they will." " Bingo!" "We gotta sweeten the deal." "Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen... boys and girls of all ages... our troupe here guarantees a performance like no other!" "Why, when your grasshopper friends get here, we are gonna... knock them dead!" "Boy, these folks are sure hard up for entertainment." "Come on, come on." "Hurry!" "Wow!" "Honey, relax." "You should be proud of yourself." "Your instincts on that boy were right on the money." "And to make our official welcome complete..." "Mr Soil?" " Yes, Your Highness?" " He's our resident thespian." "Last year he played the lead in Picnic." "The children... and myself... have quickly put together... a little presentation in honour of our guests." "Dot, Reed, Daisy, Grub?" "Oh, aren't they adorable!" "Ooh, they're cute!" "The South Tunnel Elementary School second grade class... would like to present you with this, a mural we have drawn... of you bugs helping us fight the grasshoppers away." "Oh, look at the beautiful colours of the blood." "We drew one of you dying because our teacher said it would be more dramatic." "I tell you a tale of heroes so bold... who vanquished our grasshopper enemies of old." "Look, the last leaf has fallen." "We are the grasshoppers!" "Where's our food?" "Who will come to save us poor ants?" "We are the warriors, here to defend you!" "I die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Hail, the bugs!" "Thank you, thank you!" "Oh, thank you!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " I say we go." " Okay, honey." "You're up." " Oh." "Um..." " Oh, oh, l-l..." " We're all very, very grateful to have..." " Here, here." " The warriors..." "Thanks." "First of all, I'd like to thank the warriors for helping us in our fight... against the grasshoppers." "Secondly, I would like to thank Flik..." " for his forthright thinking..." " Thank you, Your Highness." "Oh, sure, I'd like to take credit for all of this, but, well, that wouldn't be right." "Because it was you, Princess Atta." "You believed in me," " and you sent me on my quest." " You tell that ant that we need to talk to him right now." " Okay, okay, okay." " Now, I know that I've made mistakes in the past." " Go!" " And I..." "And I hope that this will make up..." " Flik!" "Not right now, Rosie." "L-I'm making a speech." "Now, I truly believe that these bugs are the answer to our..." "No, there's no circus around here." "So, I..." "Your Highness, the warriors have called for a secret meeting to plan for a circus... uh, circumventing the oncoming hordes so they can trapeze... trap them with ease!" " Shouldn't I come too?" " No!" "Sorry, no, no, you see, it's classified in the D.M.Z. Gotta go A.S.A.P. You know, strictly B.Y.O.B. Bye!" "Sorry." "Sorry I have to take the warriors away so early... but you know, uh, they have a... they have a lot to get done, with the battle looming and all." "So, uh, please, everyone enjoy the party." ""B.Y.O.B."?" "Thanks again." "Bye." "Bye-bye." "Okay, just... just... just get in there." "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "Circus bugs?" "How can you be circus bugs?" " What?" " Oh..." " Hey, hey, hey." "You said nothin' about killin' grasshoppers, pal." "You lied to us!" "Are you kidding?" "Do you know what this is?" "This, my friends, is false advertising." "How dare you!" "You, sir, are the charlatan in this scenario... touting your wares as a talent scout... preying upon the hungry souls of hapless artistes." "Good day to you, sir." "Wait!" "No, no!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "You can't go." "You have got to help me." "Give me some time." "I'll come up with a plan." " Just go tell them the truth!" " They can't..." "They can't know the truth." "The truth, you see, is bad." "I will be branded with this mistake for the rest of my life." "My children's children will walk down the street... and people will point and say, "Look!" "There goes the spawn of Flik, the loser!"" "Oh... oh, oh, you know, all right, fine." "Yeah, okay." "Just go." "But if you could just do me a little favour before you leave." "Um, if you could squish me, that would be great, because, uh... when they find out, I'm as good as dead." "Flik!" "I really do think I should be part of this meeting." "Flik!" "Princess Atta!" "What a nice surprise." "Just what exactly is going on?" "I would like to speak with the so-called "warriors."" "You can't!" "I mean, they are in the middle of a top secret meeting right now... and they really should not be disturbed now." "Right, guys?" "Could you ex... pl..." "Could you excuse..." "Uh, could you excuse me, please?" " Wait!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Please, don't go!" " I'm not going anywhere." "What is going on?" "Flik?" "Flik!" "Ooh, I knew it!" "Wait!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Please!" "Don't go!" " No!" " Quick, he's losin' it!" " No, no, no, no!" " You can't go!" "I'm desperate!" " Really?" "I couldn't tell." "Hmm." "Come on, wings." "Help!" "Mother, Flik is up to something." " No!" "No!" " Okay, Flik, time to put ya down now." " Get him off me!" "He's cutting off the circulation to my foot." " No, no!" " No, no, no, no!" " Let go!" " Oh, please!" "Please!" "Don't go!" " Put the stick down." "Flik, I mean it, now." " Drop the stick." "Drop it." " Run!" "Boy, he runs fast for a little guy." "Tweet-tweet!" "Tweet-tweet!" "Tweet-tweet!" "Tweet-tweet!" "Tweet-tweet!" "This way." "There they are." " A bird!" " Flik!" " Look!" " Dot!" "Flik!" " Dot!" " My baby!" "Huh?" "I gotcha!" "I gotcha!" "I gotcha, I gotcha!" " I can't see!" " Somebody do something!" " Are they all right?" " Can anyone see?" "Are they alive?" " I can't see!" " What is happening?" " Dot?" " Good heavens, they're in trouble!" " Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis..." " Oh, you guys, I've got an idea!" "Here!" "I've got it!" "Please, ma'am, wake up!" "Wake up!" " Help!" "Help!" " Yoo-hoo!" "Mr Early Bird!" "How about a nice, tasty worm on a stick?" "I'm going to snap." "I'm going to snap." "Nice and juicy, succulent..." "Let's go!" " There they are!" " Flik!" "Help!" "Okay." " Flik!" " It's going to be okay, Dot." "Bye-bye, birdie!" "Help!" "I'm stuck!" "Pull me down!" " The caterpillar's using himself as live bait!" " How brave!" "Suck it in, man!" "Ow." "My leg!" "The bird!" "The bird!" "Look out for the bird!" "Flik!" "Up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a!" "What is that?" "That, my friends, is the sound of applause!" "Applause..." "I'm in heaven!" "Our Blueberry troop salutes you bugs for rescuing our smallest member, Princess Dot." "And as a tribute to Miss Francis, we've changed our bandannas!" "We voted you our honorary den mother!" "What?" "Great." "All right, girls." "Let's move your little keisters outta here now." "The patient needs her rest, you know." "Come on." "Oh, excuse me, Flik." "Can I talk to you just for a second?" " Huh?" "Oh, sure." " Oww!" "Again, uh, thank you all, very, very much." " Oh, stop it." " You're too kind." " Thank you." " You don't think I've offended the warriors, do you?" " You?" "No." "Oh, good." "Because, you see... when you first brought them here, I thought you'd hired a bunch of clowns." "Ya did?" "Don't tell 'em I said that." "Boy, that's all I'd need, another royal blunder like that." " Princess, you're doin' a great job." " Thanks." "You're sweet." "You're wrong but sweet." " I know what everyone really thinks." " I don't follow you." "Everyone... the whole colony." "Nobody really believes I can do this job." "It's like they're all watching me..." " just, just..." " Waiting for you to screw up." " Flik, I owe you an apology." " For what?" "Well, I haven't been that nice to you, and I'm sorry." "If there's any way I can make it up to you..." "Hey!" "I know!" "How would you like to be the queen's official aide to the warrior bugs?" " Me?" " Oh, sure." "You've got a great rapport going with them... especially after that rescue... it was very brave." " Really?" "Naw, naw..." " Well, not every bug would face a bird." " I mean, even Hopper's afraid of'em." " Yeah, well, I guess maybe I have..." " Say that again?" " I said, even Hopper's afraid of birds." "Thank you." " Hopper's afraid of birds!" " And I don't blame 'im!" "Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect." "We can get rid of Hopper, and no one has to know that I messed up." "You just keep pretending you're warriors." "Whoa, Flik, honey." "We are not about to fight grasshoppers, okay?" "You'll be gone before the grasshoppers ever arrive." "It'll be easy." "Here's what we do." "Not another word." "I don't know what you're concocting in that little ant brain of yours... but we'll have no part of it." "Excuse me?" "Could we get the warriors' autographs?" "Autographs?" " Oh, wow!" "Great!" " So, you fellas catch the action today?" "Oh!" "The bird went... and it just missed you!" " Oh, aren't you sweet?" " And the way you pretended to be stuck in that huge crack!" " Oh, that's just all part of the plan." " Yeah, yeah." "And then you dive-bombed into the bush!" " There you go, my boy." " Wow!" "Thanks!" ""M-M-Maa-jor..."" "That's Major Manny, young cadet." " I outrank everyone here." "Remember that." " Yes, sir!" " Dismissed!" " Wow!" " When I grow up, I'm gonna be a praying mantis!" " I'm gonna be a stick bug!" "Oh, they're all so cool, I can't pick!" "Delightful lads." "You were saying, Flik?" "All right." "We are going to build a bird... a bird that we can operate from the inside, which would then be hoisted above our anthill..." "Hoisted above the anthill and hidden high in the tree." "Then, right when Hopper and his gang are below... we'll launch the bird and scare off the grasshoppers." "Now it's going to take..." "Everyone's involvement to make this plan a reality." "I know it's not our tradition to do things differently... but if our ancestors were able to build this anthill... we can certainly rally together to build this bird!" " Perfect!" " Okay, hit your marks!" " Whoa!" " Whee-hee!" " Hi, Flik." " Oh." " Do you mind passing the sugar crumbs?" " Yeah, sure." " Thank you." " I love what you did with your antenna." " Oh, thank you." "Oh, look." "She's a natural mother." "All right, that's it!" "Out!" "Out!" "Everybody out!" "Okay, now you're gonna cry, right?" "You're gonna cry." "See if I care." "Go ahead and cry." "Go ahead." "Please, don't cry." "Please." "Huh?" " Ta-da!" " Yea, Francis!" "Yea!" "Okay, lower, lower..." " You got it." "And that's it!" " Whoa!" "Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!" "Rabbit through the hole, chicken in the barn, two by two by, there's the yarn." " Done!" " Ruben Kincaid!" " Hey!" " Good job, guys!" "Nice work!" "Up, down." "Up, down." "Up, down." " Hmm." " Hmm." " Read 'em and weep." " Huh?" "Whoo-whee!" "Ya-hoo!" " Flik, watch out!" " Whoa!" "Look!" "I'm a beautiful butterfly!" "There ya go." "Good job, fellas." "Keep up the good work." "Huh?" "Okay!" "You're fired!" "Yes!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Look at me!" "I'm barefootin'!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Yo, bugito, dos granitos, pronto!" "You gotta try this, man!" "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da" "We have more than enough food." "We go all the way back there and it starts to rain, we might as well be suckin' bug spray." "Ooh, don't even say that!" "You know somethin'?" "You're makin' a lot of sense." "I mean, why take the risk?" " You should tell Hopper." " Good idea." "But, you know, it's really not our place." "I mean, you're his brother." "That makes you, like, uh... the vice president of the gang." "Wow!" "It kinda does, doesn't it?" "Okay, I'll tell 'im." "Boy, I should talk to you guys more often." " What if Hopper doesn't like it?" " Then at least the genius will get smacked and not us." "Vice President Molt." "Ooh, yeah, that's good." "Oh, that's good." " Ooh, a little lower." "Ahh, lower, lower." " Hey ya, Hop." " Go away." " That's fine." "Then I won't tell ya my idea." " Good!" " Okay, okay." "I'll tell ya anyway." "You see, I've been thinkin', okay, which is somethin' that I do, you know, bein' vice president and all." "And this is a thought." "And it was mine." "Why go back to Ant Island at all?" "I mean, you don't even like grain." " What?" " You're right." "I didn't think it was such a good idea myself." "Actually, it wasn't even my idea." "It was Axle and Loco's!" "They talked fancy to me." "I got confused!" "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da" "Guys, order another round... because we're stayin' here!" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "What was I thinking?" "Going back to Ant Island." "I mean, we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter." "Right?" "Why go back?" "But there was that ant that stood up to me." " Yeah, but we can forget about him!" " Yeah, it was just one ant." "One ant!" "Yeah, you're right!" "It's just one ant!" " Yeah, boss." "They're puny!" " Hmm, puny." "Say, let's pretend this grain is a puny little ant." " Did that hurt?" " Nope." " Well, how 'bout this one?" " Are you kiddin'?" "Well, how 'bout this?" "You let one ant stand up to us... then they all might stand up." "Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one." "And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!" "It's not about food." "It's about keeping those ants in line." "That's why we're going back!" "Does anybody else wanna stay?" "He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?" "Let's ride!" " To the bird!" " The bird!" "Hey!" " Hey!" " Whoo-hoo!" "Hey!" " Hey!" " Whoo!" "Get down, roly boys!" " How low can you go?" "Sing it now." " How low can you go" "Do it, Princess." "How low can you go" "And that's how my 12th husband died." "So, now I'm a widow." "I mean, I've always been a black widow... but now I'm a black widow widow." " Thorny!" "Any sign of those fiends?" " Let me check." "No, not yet." "But we'll be ready for 'em." "Blueberries, dismissed!" "And, uh, quit beating' the boys up." "Those little raisins do grow on ya." "Hey, how you guys doin'?" "Some party, huh?" "Is that grain dip fresh or what?" "Okay." "I've told everyone you'll be stationed deep in the command bunker." "Party quiets down, I sneak you out the back way and then you're outta here forever." "Dim don't wanna go." "Well, if Dim stays he's gonna need me here." "He's not fully trained." "I mean, house-trained." "I, uh, I kinda promised the Blueberries I'd teach 'em canasta." "It seems we've been booked for an extended engagement." "Will you look at this colony?" "Will you just look at this colony?" "I don't even recognize it." "I feel 70 again!" "Work that ab, baby!" "And I have you bugs to thank for it." "So... thank you!" "And, uh, thank you for findin' 'em, Flik." " Me?" " Oops." " Oh, ooh... uh, uh, I'll get it." "I mean, if you don't mind, I'll just, I'll just..." "It's all tangled up." " There." " Ow!" "I think I'll go check on the bird." " Bird's this way." " Yeah, the bird's that way." "She..." "What?" "Jiminy H. Cricket!" "They're back!" "Get ready, everybody!" "Get to your posts!" "Battle stations, everyone." "This is not a drill!" "Come on, everyone." "You know your jobs!" "Let's go, go, go, go!" "Look out!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa there." "Steady, girls." "That's it." " It's P.T." " P. T?" "Greetings and salutations!" "Ooh-boppa-doo and how do you do?" "I am the great P.T. Flea!" "I'm in need of your assis..." "Oh, let's just cut to the chase." "Look, I've been goin' from anthill to anthill." "I'm lookin' for a bunch of circus performers." "Have you seen 'em?" " Wait a second." "Ain't that Staff Sergeant Slim?" " Nope!" "No, no, no." " I'm sorry, no, but, uh, no one has seen anyone like that around here." " Be quiet!" " No one has ever seen anyone like that around here." " Hey!" "So, you'll probably... you'll probably want to get goin'." "I guess you got a lot of other anthills to check into, so, bye!" "Ah, guys, I've been lookin' all over for ya!" "Flaming Death is a huge hit!" " P. T!" "Sh..." " I'm serious!" "Word of mouth got around." " P. T!" "No!" "The next day, there was a line of flies outside the tent went on forever!" " It must have been a foot long!" " P.T., no!" "So, I figured it out." "You guys burn me twice a night, I take a day off to heal." "And then we do it all over again!" "We'll be the top circus act in the business!" " You mean, you're not warriors?" " Are you kiddin'?" "These guys are the lousiest circus bugs you've ever seen." "And they're gonna make me rich!" "You mean to tell me that our entire defensive strategy... was concocted by clowns?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "We really thought Flik's idea was gonna work." " Oops." " Tell me this isn't true." " No, you don't..." "You don't..." " This couldn't have happened at a more inopportune time!" "The last leaf is about to fall!" "We haven't collected any food for the grasshoppers!" "If Hopper finds out what we almost did..." "Hopper is not going to find out." "We're going to hide all this and pretend it never happened." "You bugs were never here." "So I suggest you all leave." "But the bird!" "The-The-The bird will work." "I never thought I'd see the day when an ant would put himself..." " before the rest of his colony." " What?" " The point is, Flik, you lied to us." " No, no, no!" "L-I just..." "You lied, Flik." "You lied to her." "You lied to the colony!" "You lied to me!" "And like an idiot, I believed you." "But l-I was just afraid that... if you knew I'd gotten circus bugs..." " I just wanted to make a difference." " I want you to leave, Flik." "And this time, don't come back." "Tough crowd." "Yee-haw!" "Flik!" "That's it?" "But there's got to be more food on the island!" "If we give up any more, we'll starve." "Hopper won't accept this!" "Mother, it's not enough." "What do we do?" "L-I don't know." "You little termites!" "I give you a second chance, and this is all I get?" "But, Hopper, we ran out of time!" "Have you been playing all summer?" "You think this is a game?" " No, no, please!" " Well, guess what!" "You just lost." "Not one ant sleeps until we get every scrap of food... on this island!" "Just do what he says." "You don't want to make him mad." "Believe me!" "No, no, no." "You're staying with me, Your Highness." "Where do you think you're going?" "Get over there!" "Quick!" "To the clubhouse." "Hurry!" " Shut up a minute, will ya?" " I think I heard something over here." " Have you checked over there?" " No, not yet." "Well then, get over there and check it out!" "Wait a minute." "Hey, I think I found something." " Cool." "Hey, how do I look?" " Like an idiot." "I don't know, maybe it'll keep me dry in the rain." "You moron, we'll be out of here before it rains." "Didn't you hear Hopper?" "After the ants pick all the food... he's gonna squish the queen to remind 'em who's boss." "Then she's dead." "They cry... boo-hoo." "We go home." "End of story." "Oh!" "Cool." "I love our job." "Stay here." "I'm gonna get help." "Come on, wings, fly." "Fly!" "Yeah!" "Whoa-oh!" "I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich" "I'm gonna be the richest flea in the land" "The streets'll be paved with golden retrievers" "I'm rich, rich, rich That's who I am" " Poor fellow." " Hey, maybe we can cheer him up a bit." "Don't worry, Flik." "The circus life isn't so bad." " Yes, you can be part of our act." " Here!" "Like this." "Slapstick!" "Get it?" "L-I'm a walking stick." "Oh, never mind." " Flik!" " Dot?" "Flik, wait!" "Wait!" "Dot, you're flying!" "What are you doing here?" "You have to go back." "Hopper moved into the anthill, and his gang's eating everything!" " Oh!" " Oh, no!" " Good heavens!" "And I heard a grasshopper say that when they're finished..." "Hopper's gonna squish my mom!" " Oh, not the queen!" " We gotta do something!" " How?" " Come on, you guys, think!" " I know." "The bird." " Yes, of course." " The bird!" "That's brilliant." "The bird won't work." " What are you talking about?" "It was your idea." " But you said that everything..." "Forget everything I ever told you." "All right, Dot?" "Let's face it." "The colony is right." "I just make things worse." "That bird is a guaranteed failure." "Just like me." "You listen to me, my boy." "I've made a living out of being a failure." "And you, sir, are not a failure!" " Oh, but Flik, you've done so many good things." " Oh, yeah?" "Okay, show me one thing I've done right." "Umm..." " Us." " Yeah." " Yeah, yeah." "Dim is right, my boy." "You have rekindled... the long-dormant embers of purpose in our lives." "And if it wasn't for you, Francis would have never gotten in touch with his feminine side." "Oh yeah?" "Well..." "Hmm." "You know what?" "He's right." "Lieutenant Gypsy reporting for duty." " Kid, say the word and we'll follow you into battle." " We believe in you, my boy." "Flik, please?" "Pretend it's a seed, okay?" "Thanks, Dot." " Hey, what's with the rock?" " Must be an ant thing." " All right, let's do it." " That's the Flik we know and love." " We're on!" " So, what do we do first?" "Bugs will pay big bucks to see" "A bonfire that is starring me" " P.T., look." "Money!" " Where?" "Where?" "All right." "Get movin'!" "Get goin'." "Move your abdomens, now!" "They're rounding everyone up." " Hey!" "Turn your butt off." " Hey, guys!" "Get me out of this thing, will ya?" "I promise to start thinkin' about payin' ya." "Hey!" "Wait, wait!" "Okay, I'll pay ya!" "I'll pay ya!" "Oh, no!" "They've finished collecting the food." "We've got to get the queen now." "Once she's safe, we move on Gypsy's signal." "Someone's coming!" "Hello, kids!" "Ready to make some grasshoppers cry?" "It's payback time, Blueberry-style." " Blueberries rock!" " Yea!" " All right!" "Ladies and gentlebugs!" "Larvae of all stages!" "Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!" "Wait a minute!" " I think I'm going to wet myself." " Steady." " What's going on here?" " Well, uh..." "Uh, yes." "We were invited by Princess Atta... as a surprise for your arrival." "Squish 'em." "Hey!" " Now that's funny." " That is funny." "I guess we could use a little entertainment." "Looks like you did something right for once, Princess." " On with the show!" " Hi-ya!" "The circus, the circus I love the circus" "Ba-ba all gone!" "Baby wants pie!" "Pie?" "He asked for it." "Should I give it to him?" "Yeah!" "Give 'im pie!" "Give 'im pie!" " Yeah!" " Thank you, gentlemen." "Always an intellectual treat." "Say, how many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Can't tell." "As soon as the light goes on, they scatter!" " Almost there." " From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia..." " I give you the Chinese Cabinet..." " Come on, girls." "Quick." "Quick." "Of Metamorphosis!" "Utilizing psychic vibrations..." " I shall select the perfect volunteer." " Pick me!" "Ooh, no!" "Come on." "I'm askin' ya with my brain." " Aha!" "Why, Your Majesty!" " Me?" "No, no." "Thumper, down." "Let her go." "Maybe he'll saw her in half." "As you ascend the dung beetle to the unknown... put your trust in the mysteries that are beyond mere mortal comprehension." "Ooh, this is gonna be good!" " Blueberries ready?" " Ready." "Ready!" "I call upon the ancient Szechwan spirits... to inhabit the body of our volunteer!" "No, no." "Just stay in there, Your Majesty." "Transformation." "Transformation!" "Transformation!" "Wow." "Manny's gettin' good." " Not now." " If it rains, that bird'll get ripped to shreds!" "And now, insectus... transformitus!" "Ooh, pretty!" "Thank you, thank you." " Thank you." " That's the signal." "That's the signal!" "This is it, girls." "Get ready to roll." " Huh?" "It's stuck!" " That was amazing!" "I have no..." "How did they do that?" "I have no idea where she went." " Thank you." "Thank you, thank you." " More!" "More!" "More!" " More!" "More!" "More!" " Wait!" " Where is she?" " Well, now, uh, actually..." "I am sorry." "A magician never reveals his secrets." "That's very true, Hoppy." "I mean, where would the mystery be if we all knew how it was..." " Shutting up." " You can do it!" " You've got to make it work!" " Hey!" "I said, where is she?" "Hold on!" "Bird!" "It's a bird!" "Yes!" "Let's get out of here!" "Go!" "Don't-Don't let it get me!" "Don't let it get me!" "Help me!" "Up, down, up, down." "And turn!" "My eye!" "Help me!" "Mmm, boysenberry." "Huh?" "Aah, no, no, no, no, no!" "Oh, the pain!" "There goes my magic act!" " Flaming Death!" " No!" "P. T!" "A direct hit!" "Flik!" "Flik!" "Help us!" "Dot!" "Okay!" "Everyone out!" "Hurry!" "Where's Dot?" "Has anyone seen Dot?" "Whose idea was this?" "Huh?" "Was it yours, Princess?" "Just get behind me, girls." "It'll be okay." "Leave her alone, Hopper." "The bird was my idea." "I'm the one you want." "Where do you get the gall to do this to me?" "You were..." "You were gonna squish the queen." " It's true." " I hate it when someone gives away the ending." "You piece of dirt!" "No, I'm wrong." "You're lower than dirt." "You're an ant!" "Let this be a lesson to all you ants." "Ideas are very dangerous things." "You are mindless, soil-shoving losers... put on this earth to serve us!" "You're wrong, Hopper." "Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers!" "I've seen these ants do great things." "And year after year, they somehow manage... to pick food for themselves and you." "So-So who is the weaker species?" "Ants don't serve grasshoppers." "It's you who need us." "We're a lot stronger than you say we are." "And you know it, don't you?" "Well, Princess!" "Um, Hopper?" "Um, l-I hate to interrupt, but, um..." "You ants stay back!" " Oh, this was such a bad idea!" " You see, Hopper... nature has a certain order." "The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food... and the grasshoppers leave!" " I'm so proud of you, Flik!" " Charge-a!" "Where are you going?" "They're just ants!" "No!" "Bad grasshopper!" "Bad grasshopper!" "Go home!" " Yeah!" " Come back here, you cowards!" " Don't leave!" " To the cannon!" " To the cannon!" "No!" "Happy landings, Hopper!" "Huh?" "Rain!" " Flik!" " Quick!" "After them!" " Slim!" " Francis!" "Francis!" "Francis, I'm stuck!" " Where are ya?" " I'm over here!" " Where?" " Here!" "I'm the only stick with eyeballs!" " Help!" "Help!" "Help!" " Get him!" "No!" " Go that way!" " But the anthill's over..." " I've got an idea!" " Flik!" " Come on!" "There!" "Come on!" "We've gotta hide!" "No matter what happens, stay down!" "Flik, no!" "What are you doing?" " Hopper!" " You think it's over?" "No, no, no." "No, l-I can explain." " All your little stunt did was buy them time!" " No, please!" " Please, Hopper!" " I'll get more grasshoppers and be back next season... but you won't!" "Well, what's this?" "Another one of your little bird tricks?" " Yup." " Are there a bunch of little girls in this one, too?" "Hello, girls!" "No!" "No!" "No, no, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "No, no, no!" "Come on, boys!" "Hey, Princess Dot!" "Wait up!" "I finally get a second to relax, and I gotta get out of my chair." " Come on!" "You can rub lotion on me later, shade boy." " Yeah, hubba-hubba." " Oh, thank you!" " Thank you." " Oh, you're too kind." " It was the least we could do." " All in a day's work." " Any time." "Dim!" "I'm so sorry, kids." "I wish you could come along, too." "I'm not gonna cry." "I'm not gonna cry." "Hey, let's go." "We got a schedule to keep." "Come on." "Let's go." " Hey!" " Hey, Tiny!" "Let's get this show packed up!" "We got paying customers hatching!" "Yes, Mr Flea." "Yes, sir." "Of course, sir." "Right away, sir." "And, um, I just wanted to thank you for giving me a chance... because it's an honour to work with creative giants such as yourself." " Shutting up." " You sure you can't come on tour with us?" "Sorry." "My place is here." " Good answer." " Oh, well." "Your loss." "One minute, insects!" "I wanna thank all of you for giving us back... our hope, our dignity and our lives." "And to you, Princess Atta." "You have given us so much." "Please accept this gift from us bugs... to you ants." " For you!" " Oh!" "It's a rock." " What's with the rock?" " Must be a circus thing." "Well, Flik, you really goofed up." " Thanks." " Yeah, you too." "All right." "Now it's gettin' mushy." "We're outta here!" "Hy-aah!" " Whoa!" " See ya next season!" " See ya, Flik!" " Bye!" "We miss you already!" " You fired!" " You fired!" " We forgot Heimlich!" "I'm finished!" "Finally, I'm a beautiful butterfly!" "Mein wings!" "Oh, they're beautiful!" "Heimlich!" "The wagon's taking off!" "You better start flying!" "But I am flying!" "And from way up here, you all look like little ants!" "Auf Wiedersehen!" "Bye!" "Present stalks!" "Harvester, salute!" "Was a bug, little bug" "Hardly there" "How he felt, what he dreamed" "Who would care" " Without any evidence" " His flaws were many, ooh" " He was full of confidence" " Some people haven't any" " Didn't have much common sense" " It's highly overrated" "Hejust knew that he'd come through" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "We may only go round one time" "As far as I can tell" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "We may only go round this one time" " As far as I can tell" " He could be wrong about that" " It's the time of your life" " Time, life" " It's the time of your life" " Time, life" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" " Speed!" " Marker." " And... action!" "Are you saying I'm stupid?" " No." " Do I look stupid to you?" "I'm sorry." "Are you saying I'm stupid?" "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "I got it." "No, no, no." "Just do it again." "I'm fine." " Are you saying I'm stupid?" " Yes!" "This is the fifteenth take." "I cannot work like this." " I will be in my trailer." " I need a break." " Marker." " Whoa, Flik, honey." "We are not about to..." "Is someone hammering?" "Can we hold the work, please?" "People!" "Am..." "Am I in this shot?" "You can..." "You can see me, right?" "And... action." "To infinity and beyond!" "I'm sorry." "I couldn't resist." "Really, can y... can you blame me?" " Okay." "Okay, let's go for real now." " Okay, cut!" " Sorry." "Why go back to Ant Island at all?" " I mean, you don't even like grain." " What?" "You're right." "I didn't think it was such a good idea myself." " Actually, it wasn't even my idea." " Watch it!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Is the camera broke?" "Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Did I ruin the take?" "And, uh, thank you for findin' 'em, Flik." " Me?" "Oh, uh, uh..." " Ow, ow, ow!" " Oh, no." " This really hurts." "Can we cut?" " Oh, I'm sorry." " Ow!" "So, is there a Mrs Ant... you have to tunnel home to?" "Ooh, I'm sorry." "I thought he was real." "Oh, dear." "Put that thing in my car." " Marker." " Flik, after much deliberation..." "Whoa!" "Ohh, I g..." "Oh, my eye!" "Oh, no, seriously, I got berry juice in my eye!" "It stings!" "Stop acting!" "I'm serious!" "Oh, stop the camera!" "Uh-oh." "Towel!" "I need a towel over here!" "Cut!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "C-Can we cut?" "It's just that l-I don't think I'm comin' across." "Hmm." "Oh, I know, I know." "I could lather up a bunch of spit." "Ooh, ooh." "That's good." "I got it,J.L. All right." "One more for me." " Speed." " Marker." " Action!" " Spinning a web of safety... in less than 50..." "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "We may only go round one time" "As far as I can tell" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "Like us all he started small" "Then he grew" "When the time came he knew" "What to do" " He knew in order to succeed" " They'd have to work together" " He turned a rock into a seed" " And they were changed forever" "Then they had the strength they'd need" " To get through stormy weather" " Do or die, you gotta try" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "You may only go round one time" " As far as I can tell" " He may be wrong about that" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "Isn't it a bit surprising" "How our fortunes ebb and flow" "And only to the enterprising" "Does the magic fortune cookie go" "Believe me It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well" "We may only go round one time" "As far as I can tell" "It's the time of your life" "It's the time of your life" "It's the time of your life" "So live it well"
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"Let me down." "Um, Robyn says you're too loud." "It's nice to grub out with a girl who likes to eat." "Well, we had quite a workout." "I've never done it with someone else who has, you know..." "Gifts?" "Yes, well, you are very gifted." "Likewise." "So just how unbreakable are you?" "On a scale of "I don't know" to..." ""I'd rather not find out"?" "So if I were to bite your finger with all of my considerable strength..." "Depends on how considerable." "So don't go getting any ideas about my extremities." "So what else you do?" "Can you punch through a wall?" "Can you stop a moving car?" "A slow-moving car." "Can you fly?" "It's more like jumping and then falling." "Okay, there's you, me... the big green dude and his crew." "You think there's more of our kind out there?" "What?" "Nothing." " Can I have a coffee?" " You got it." "You know somebody else like us?" "No." "Not like us." "Well, you're the first I've met." "Were you born this way?" "Nope." "Accident." "You?" "Experiment." "Does anyone else know about your abilities?" "Couple." "I'm not hiding, but I'm not advertising." "People find out, they either come at you with a noose or their hands out." "I got no use for either." "So what, you just don't use it?" "I protect myself and what's mine." "But that's it." "Being a hero just puts a target on your back." "Yeah, been there, done that." "The hero gig?" "I gave it a shot once." "Tell me there was a costume and you still got it." "It didn't work out." "You still get points for doing good." "Not near enough to cancel out the bad." "The way I see it, most people got both going on." "Just depends on which part wins that day." "More?" "Nah." "I'm full." "I wasn't talking about the food." "Don't suppose you have an extra toothbrush?" "No." "She died." "Bus crash." "I'm sorry." "I gotta go." "I got work." "Thanks for calling New York's number one talk radio." " Next caller..." " I mean, let's get real." "Are we just supposed to just let that Shlottman girl run around the city shooting anybody she wants?" "Give me a break!" "Westchester, you're on." "Ever since those guys quote, "saved the city,"" "people have been making up stories about more super folk out there." "Now some kid is pinning her murder on one?" "I'll take the bourbon." "Cheapest one you got." "Have you ever heard of a more made-up name than Kilgrave?" "I mean, come on." "Give me a break." "Raises a good point." "What, you trying to drive customers away with that shit?" "You don't want to buy here, don't buy here." "...run around the city, creating all this nonsense for the rest of us to deal with?" "Look, bottom line, the girl's a murderer, she needs to pay." "It's not the first time we've seen a vicious killer lay the blame for their actions on someone else." "Remember, Son of Sam said he was taking orders from his neighbor's dog." "We laughed at him, through our tears, and we should laugh at Hope Shlottman." "She claims to have been controlled by someone else." "But she's just another weak and damaged person hiding behind the timeless excuse that "the devil made me do it."" "But what if the devil actually did make you do it?" "Even if you could prove it, would people ever forgive what you did?" "Could you ever forgive yourself?" "Fifty-third!" "Jessica, you can't just barge in here." "Hope Shlottman is getting crucified in the media and you need to get out there and defend her." "Well, until I have irrefutable proof that she's not a lunatic," "I will not get involved with the public debate." "You would if you had any balls." "If you would like to display some courage, let's talk about your testimony." "My testimony?" "About you being another one of Kilgrave's victims." " Hope." "She told you." " Mmm-hmm." "You like having something on me, don't you?" "I like winning cases and your story will help me." "My story will put me in the same position as Hope." "Incarcerated?" "Kilgrave leaves a trail of broken people behind him." "Get some of them to testify." "You get them, I will use them." "I am busy trying to bring Kilgrave in." "Change public perception and victims will come forward." "If I go public, I undercut my credibility, which will hurt any argument I bring to trial." "Oh, so you're a cheat and a coward." "Careful, Jessica, because I am the only other person who is trying to save Hope's life." "Your compassion is overwhelming." "I'm such an asshole." "Hey, are you busy?" "Trish Talk is a lifestyle show." "Being in prison is a lifestyle." "I can't just go on the radio and say, "Mind control is real."" "But people trust you." "Yeah, that's because I back up my claims." "You know it's true." "I'll think about it." "And in the meantime, you're hiding from Kilgrave, right?" "No." "If he was coming after me, he would've done it by now." "I think with me, he's more into torture and long-term suffering." " I'll catch you later." " I knew it." "You said "Let's do lunch." You hate that saying." "Because it's stupid." "You eat lunch." "It sounds better than, "Let's do Jessica another favor."" "Look, it's not that, all right?" "I just..." "I really need to get some drugs." "Uh, graduating from alcoholism?" "They're for Kilgrave." "Surgical anesthesia knocks out his powers." "Okay, that is huge." "How do we get some?" "I mean, it doesn't sound like something your average drug dealer would have." "Sufentanil is only available in hospitals, so unless you know any morally compromised doctors..." "All the doctors I know save small villages." "Figured." "I got it handled." "You mean you're gonna steal it." "I prefer "redistribute it."" "Come on, Jess, you're better than that." " Jesus." " What?" " Jesus Christ, Trish!" " Oh!" "It's nothing." "Who's doing that to you?" "Is your mom back?" "Just calm down, will you?" "Okay, is this why you have the video surveillance and the steel-reinforced door?" "And bulletproof windows, a safe room." "I made some upgrades." "You..." "What you made is a fortress." "Trish, what are you afraid of?" "Not much, anymore." "Except clowns." "But that's just common sense." "You turned my room into a gym." "I needed a place to train." "By "training," you mean getting beaten purple." "No one touches me anymore unless I want them to." "I let you fight my battles for too long." "When you left..." "You became a ninja?" "Krav Maga." "More brutal." "Well, can you back off?" "You're scaring me a little." "I'll make sandwiches." "Thanks." "What are you doing here?" "I need a doctor." "A somewhat flexible doctor." " Uh-huh." "Did Jeri send you?" " No." "I want Sufentanil." "Actually, I need it." "Badly." "And I'll do anything for you to get it." "Anything." "Surgical anesthesia?" "Um, do I look like the kind of doctor who would feed an addict's drug habit?" "I hoped." "Figured I would ask, maybe get lucky." "Get out." "I know what's going on." "One of New York's sharkiest lawyers is divorcing you." "Do you think you're gonna get a penny out of Hogarth?" "You could use someone in your corner." "You're making a lot of assumptions." "What assumptions?" "That she's a lawyer?" "A shark?" "That she's divorcing you." "Storms blow over." "Lot of wind, lot of rain." "Jeri's smarter than this." "You don't throw away the life we built together." "She'll see that, eventually." "Maybe if you do me this favor, she'll be reminded of your good heart." "I have actual patients waiting for me." "You need to go." "Look, there is someone out there doing a lot of harm to a lot of people and as crazy as it sounds," "Sufentanil is my only chance at stopping him." "I don't have access to surgical anesthesia, so here is a prescription for an anti-psychotic." "It's for you." "Just in case." "Knocking out one clerk to catch Kilgrave?" "Worth it." "Knocking out two people?" "Still the right call." "Three people... or four, depending on when she's due?" "Oh." " Hey!" " I'm sorry, man." "I..." "Hey, Requiem for a Dream watch where the hell you're going!" "Look, I'm sorry, I didn't..." "I didn't see you." "No, no, no." "Come back here." "You know what?" "I'm on this bike every day because I care about the planet." "And you're too busy self-medicating to even turn your moronic head." "Hey!" "We get it, you're a real gift to humanity." "Pilates." "Get back to saving the planet." "You're a good person, Jessica Jones." "You're high." "This the door you want fixed?" "You called for an estimate." "You're early." "We're three hours late." "Uh, this is a very broken door." "Thank you for the diagnosis." "What's it gonna cost me?" "You got the decimal in the wrong place." "My father says, "This is our business, not a charity for women with broken doors."" "Just fix the goddamn door." "I'll cover it." " We start tomorrow." " Well, be on time." "Trish?" "The interview is set for tomorrow." "You wanna be here?" " You found a brainwashing expert?" " Better." "And I gotta say, Jeri is a force of nature." "She is the one that made it happen." "Jeri..." "Hogarth?" "We're doing a live remote with Hope from the prison." "No." "Jess, you asked me to defend her." "Yeah, not to drag her out in public with her guts hanging out." "Hey, it's me." "I'm on her side." "I'll go easy." "Trish, he'll be listening." " He wouldn't miss it." " Probably not." "He'll be listening to her and thinking about me." "He's already thinking about you." "Thank you." "Hope wants to fight back and I want to help her." "Okay?" "Jess, okay?" " Hey." " Hey." "Sorry that I took off the other night." "Hard to know when to bring up a dead wife." "Do you know any drug dealers?" "I own a bar in Hell's Kitchen." "What do you think?" "I need a drug." "Any drug?" "You're gonna have to be more specific than that." "It's called Sufentanil." "It's... used to knock people out for surgery." "Can't help you there." "Is that really why you came here at this hour?" "Well, I figured, NSA and all, you wouldn't want to talk about this over the phone." "I appreciate that." "Sweet Christmas." "Yeah." "I think." "Just say it, woman." "Say what?" "Whatever it is you've not been saying since I met you." "I haven't... not said anything." "Is it a racial thing?" "I'm kidding." "Is it?" "Maybe it's about this thing... that we have." "These abilities." "What if there was someone else out there... but his ability was to make people do whatever he wanted?" "You mean like mind control?" "Or exactly mind control." "Is this about your case the cops grilled me about?" "The girl who shot her folks in your building, claims some guy made her do it?" "Maybe she's telling the truth." "Maybe she's nuts." "You go into a bar any night of the week, you'll find some crazies arguing with the voices in their heads." "What if I believed her?" "Would that change your mind?" "I'd believe that you believed it." "Says the man with unbreakable skin." "You can see my skin." "You can touch it." "But you got no idea what my mind is thinking." "I think I do." "Okay, then." "I got no idea what you're thinking." "I think you do." "It was my mother's birthday." "He made me call her because she'd have known something was wrong if I didn't." "And I wanted to tell her that I was in trouble and that he was holding me prisoner." "And making me do things that I've never done, that I never would do." "I wanted to tell her and my dad to come and get me." "But you didn't." "The words were in my head, but way in the back, like this tiny echo." "What was happening?" "Can you describe it?" "All I could feel was this need." "He said, "Wish her a happy birthday,"" "and that was suddenly the only thing that I wanted to say." "That was the last time I spoke to her before she and my dad came to find me, to rescue me." "And the whole time you were with Kilgrave, you were aware you were being controlled." "Not at first, but then I'd get these glimpses of myself." "And I'd try to hold onto them... but I wasn't strong enough." "But when he told me... to do that to my parents..." "I fought so hard." "But I couldn't..." "Hope, did you love your parents?" "Yes, so much." "Did you want to shoot them?" "No!" "Then why did you do it?" "Because Kilgrave wanted me to." "Because he made me." "As you can see, Trish, my client's delusion is quite fully formed." "Wait, you're dismissing the possibility that Hope is telling the truth?" "That she was telepathically compelled to kill her own parents?" "It's unprecedented, to say the least." "As was the city being attacked by aliens, but it happened." "Buildings were destroyed, people were killed." "Perhaps what happened to Hope has happened before." "Well, certainly, if there are other people who feel they have been controlled by this Kilgrave character, they are more than welcome to contact my office, but it is more likely that my client experienced a psychotic break." "Uh, Hope has no history of mental illness, has shown no evidence since..." "Trish, sounds like you believe this Kilgrave is real." "I believe it's naive to assume he isn't." "So yes, I think he's out there, this sick, perverted man..." "No, Trish!" "Trish, shut up." "He is preying on the hopeless so he can feel powerful, probably terrified of his own weakness, which suggests impotence." "You need to cut her mic right now." " We're in the middle of a broadcast." " Cut it!" "Probably suggests some serious Oedipal issues..." " What the hell are you doing?" " Trish!" "He's listening, hearing you..." " He'll hear the truth." " He doesn't want the truth!" "We've got a few calls coming in." "Let's start with Susan in Vinegar Hill." "Hey, Trish!" "Thanks for having..." "Trish." "You're gonna piss him off, Trish." " Good." " No, not good." "So he gets to run around, destroying lives, destroying your life, and I have to just sit here and shut up?" "Yes!" "Until I neutralize him." "Next caller." "First-time caller, long-time listener." "Trish, I want to applaud your courage." "You've always been a hero to the downtrodden." "Self-preservation be damned." "It's admirable." "But my question is, if there really is a man with the abilities you've described, someone who could make anyone, anywhere, do whatever he wanted them to do... seems to me that insulting him would be wildly dangerous." "Or, let's just say it, stupid in the extreme." "Everyone has feelings, even, um, how did you put it?" " Sadistic, corrosive men." " No!" "No!" "Are you worried he might, I don't know, make you kill yourself?" "Or worse?" "I'll take my answer off the air." "I had to defend Hope." "Hogarth was throwing her under a bus." "Hogarth set you up to defend the crazy-ass notion of mind control." "So she wouldn't have to." "God, that is so... smart." "And evil, of course." "You insulted him, Trish." "You put yourself in Kilgrave's crosshairs." "He could be sending some poor asshole to kill you right now." "It's a good thing you built a fortress." "Just stay close to me." " Where's your car?" " Patsy Walker?" "Oh, my God." " He grabbed me." " Oh, shit." "He's a fan?" " Autograph?" " You're a fan." "Oh, I'm..." "Oh, my God, I'm so, so sorry." " I miss your red hair." " Sorry, I..." "Okay, come on, we have to go." "Come on, we have to go." "I gotta go, I'm sorry!" "Wow, Jess, I think I really hurt that guy." "I hate feeling this way, I don't know how you handle it." "It's called whiskey." "Here, I put an app on this." "It tells me where you are." "Keep it on you, don't leave." "Set your alarm." "Where are you going?" "To get some goddamn drugs." "Check again." "It's Dr. Kurata." "David Kurata with a "K," yeah." "He..." "He teaches in the biology department." "Or chemistry." "I don't know." "Is bio-chemistry a thing?" "I don't know which one, it's science." "Just check them all, it's important." "Yeah, I'll hold." "What?" "Shit." "Wait, when did he quit?" "Did he leave a forwarding address?" "2112..." "Parliament Street." "New Delhi." "India?" "I guess when the man runs, he runs." "Okay." "Right foot, then left foot." "You have to use your knees." "That's it." "Oh, hey, Jessica." "Uh, he's heavier than he looks." "And he keeps listing to the right." "He came into our apartment by mistake." "Guess I forgot to lock the door after I took out the trash." "The elevator went too high." "You're too high." "Mmm." "Hey, am I bleeding?" "You're fine." "Robyn was asleep." "I was in the other room with my beetle collection and I heard the door and then there he was." "Eating our peanut butter." "Robyn was so scared." "She thought he was a rapist or something, till I turned the light on." "It's broad daylight." "We have foil over the windows." "Why?" "No." "I don't want to know." "She hit me with a little man." "It was a trophy." "Of a little man." "It was a little woman, actually." "Bowling trophy." "She bowls like a dream." " Am I bleeding now?" " No, you're still fine." "I mean, I guess he is kinda scary, if you just wake up and you don't know him and maybe you're a bit racist." "Go." "Lie down." "Keys!" "They say everyone is a little..." "Everyone's a little what?" "Everyone's a little racist." "Like, if you see someone like Malcolm, you make a snap judgment, you know?" "It's something to overcome." "Hmm, this hospital smells." " But why are we in a hospital?" " I mean..." "I mean, I feel..." "I feel pretty all right." "You know?" "I feel..." "Look, I appreciate the concern, I do." "It's all so..." "It's nice." "I don't really need to be..." " Sorry about this." " What?" "Oh, my God, somebody help!" "Somebody help!" "What happened?" "He just lunged at her!" " All right." "Keep still." " Don't move." "We need someone over here, please." "Give me a hand?" "Shit." "Yes?" "I'm looking for Ms. Patricia Walker?" "This is she." "How can I help you?" "I need to ask you some questions about an alleged assault that happened outside station WNEX." "Damn it." "Ask away, Officer..." "Simpson." "Uh, ma'am, can you open the door?" "You know, I'd prefer to talk with you in person." "I'm sorry, uh, can I see some identification, please?" "Mmm-hmm." "That's you, all right." "You know, the guy that was assaulted ended up in the hospital." "He says that you attacked him." "Maybe I should call my lawyer first." "Ma'am, I know who you are." "And you should know that if I have to come back here with an arrest warrant, then the chances are this whole business ends up on the news." "Which I'm sure that you're used to, but it wouldn't be my first choice." "Suit yourself." "Hold on." "I'm sorry, Officer..." "You don't want to do this." " Yes, I do." " No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Get off her!" "Trish, talk to me." "It'll be all right." "I have to kill her." "Not gonna happen." "I have to!" " He's waiting for me!" " Where?" "I can't tell you." "Trish, Trish." "Trish." "You killed her!" "Trish." "Trish." "Trish." "Okay." "You're gonna feel better in a few hours." "I'm sorry." "You son of a bitch!" "You son of a bitch." "I don't wanna shoot you." "He said it's not your time." "Fifteen Sergeant Two." "1098 Central." "Fifteen Sergeant Two, what's your status?" "En route to the Fifteenth central." "ETA 30 minutes." "Just finishing up a call." "Ten-four." "Ten-two, and see the desk officer when you can, holding several jobs." "He's waiting for you." "Trish Walker is dead." "Is Jessica aware of Patsy's death?" "She saw everything." " Was she upset?" " Very." "Well, a lot of people will be." "Patsy was such an icon." "Personally, I always thought her television show was shite." "Honestly, Patsy was a... grating teenage do-gooder." "So sanctimonious." "Why Jessica was so attached to her, I'll never understand." "Here's your lunch, sir." "Don't just kick it all the time, you ginger twat!" "Oh, you're done here." "Leave." "I see you, asshole." "Not that way, Officer." "That way." "No, no, no!" "What?" "That was a spear tackle!" "He should have a red for that!" "Jessica!" "Take care of her." "Leave her be." "Let's go." "Get back here, Jessica!" "Now, Jessica!" "Shit." "You can't follow him." "Shit!" "Look, I don't want to hurt you." "That prick is making you do this." "Go to sleep." "Go to sleep." "I know the drill." "I'm not gonna follow him." "I just want to know where he is." "I'm not the enemy!" "You can't follow him!" "I'm sorry about this." "God, I hope this is only a three-person family." "Hey!" "You're alive, get off me." "What happened?" "Why did I..." "You jumped off the roof." "I caught you, okay?" "You did what he said." "It's over." "I did?" "I remember I was about to leap off, and then you..." " You caught me?" " I fell with you." "You grabbed me?" "We both survived." "That's all that matters." "Hey, did you take these?" "No." "Did Kilgrave?" "Did that family up there?" "I don't know." "Shit." "Go home." "Bandage yourself up." "Forget this ever happened." "No." "No, no, no." "Just tell me what the hell happened." "Okay, why did I try to kill myself?" "Or why did I try and kill..." "Oh, my God." "I killed..." "No." "No, you didn't." " I killed her." " You're confused." "No one died, nothing happened." "Okay?" "Just go home." "Rough night?" " I did something." " Looks like it." "I can't come in." "Ever." "This isn't right." "Feels right to me." "I have business." "Unfinished." "And you've been through too much for me to..." "Can't handle a dead wife, huh?" "Do what you gotta do."
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" Heading this way." " Okay, everybody, this is it." "Ten seconds." "Nine, eight," "Light it." "seven, six, five, four, three, two, one." "Zero!" " Surprise!" " Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday, Eddie." "Surprised?" "Oh!" "Wow!" "We arranged that double ward duty just so you'd be kept busy." "We even hid all the bedpans just to make sure." "Blow out the candles." "Oh, I- I'm so sorry." " It's no problem." " Did you make a wish?" " Oh, yes, I" " No, don't tell us what it is, or it won't come true." "Uh, may I make a toast?" "No." "But how about a farewell address?" "Actually, I have a wish to propose a wish that very soon we'll all be united with our loved ones." " Beautiful thought, Major." "Let's just hope nobody's wife or husband finds out about it." "Come on." "Get to the loot." " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." " That one's ours." " We're first." "We're first." " The pink one." ""To Eddie." "Keep an eye on your brass." "Everyone else does. "" " Oh, oh, oh." " Oh, thank you." "That's brass polish, so drink it slowly." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Here, here." "Uh, please." "Allow me." "Thank you, Major." "The Ten Commandments!" "Autographed?" ""To Eddie." "For your own protection." "From the girls. "" "It's a bulletproof girdle." "Did you wanna say something, Henry, or are you just hoping for a free tonsillectomy?" "As commanding officer," "I believe it falls to me to say a few words." " # For she's a jolly good fellow #" " Little did I dream..." " # For she's a jolly good fellow # - when I was a medical student..." " # For she's a jolly good fellow # - that one day," " I would be in command- - #Which nobody can deny #" "#Which nobody can deny #" " # For she's a jolly good fellow #" " I'm" " I'm sorry." " # For she's a jolly good- #" " I'm sorry!" " Eddie!" " What's the matter?" "I knew you shouldn't have made that speech, Henry." "I'm okay, Margie, really." "It's just that song." "" For She's AJolly Good Fellow. "" "Well, I'm not jolly and I'm not a fellow." "Margie, I am 28 years old, and I have never... had someone to care for me." "It takes time for the right guy to come along." "Oh, he's come and gone." " He's very handsome." " Mmm." "It's not a good picture." "Seymour Chomkey." " Nice name." " Oh, it's a terrible name, but " Mrs. " sounds so nice in front of it." "Well, it would have, that is." "We were engaged for almost two years." "And then Seymour was drafted." "I will never forgive North Korea for starting up." "I wrote to him every day, and he answered promptly once a month... for the first month." "And then, nothing." "So I joined up too." "I thought maybe if I became a nurse, well," "I might meet someone like Seymour, save his life, and he would be so grateful that" "I'm getting shipped home in a couple of weeks, and no Seymour and no nobody else." " You can't give up." " Who wants me to give in?" "Lieutenant, I've been very concerned about you lately." "You look down in the dumps." "Oh, don't worry about me." "I had the dumps as a child." "Now, based on my three classes in psychology, two of which I cut," "I can tell you that your problem is all mental." "You think too much." "It's very bad." "You should forget about your mind and pay more attention to your body." "Or if you don't have the time, let me do it for you." " I'm very concerned about Eddie." " Me too." "Did you know you've got sexy knuckles?" "I didn't think that was possible." "There are ten guys for every girl in this base." "You'd think there would be one for Eddie." "My dear, Eddie is a lovely girl, but she has a gift for calamity." " She's a land mine in bloomers." " Hawkeye!" "Why don't we patent your ears?" "We could sell a million of them!" "I knew it was an alkaloid, but I forgot about its association with other amoebocytes." " I've had the same problem." " Uh, excuse me, sir." " Can you help me please?" " What's wrong?" " I just got something in my eye." " Dirt?" " A finger." " How'd you get a finger in your eye?" " It came through the hole in the tent." " What tent?" "The one I had my eye up against." "I told you to stop peeking in the nurses' shower." " Well, everyone needs a hobby." " You're gonna be fine." "You put a heat compress on it, and you start lookin' in the mens' shower for a few days." "Don't you wanna know what I heard while I was peeking?" "Frankly, I'd rather know what you saw while you were peeking." "Nurse Cutler's got 'em all organized." "She said unless someone gets very friendly with Nurse Eddie, things are going to get very cool around here." " "Very cool"?" " And very lonely." "They wouldn't dare." "An attitude like that could destroy morale." "Weaken the fiber of our brave men in white." "These boys depend on their relaxation... to renew and refresh their flagging spirits." "They must be allowed a moment's respite from the trials of war." "Mmm!" "You smell divine." "I just washed my hair." "Listen, I've just given myself the rest of the day off." "Why don't we lock the door and study a few old medical journals?" " I have to wash my hair." " You just did" "What's going on, Leslie?" "All week long, every time I've wanted to be alone with you, you have to wash your hair." "You're gonna wind up with a head that looks like a cue ball." "Excuse me." "The whole thing is inhuman, unfair and un-American." "Besides, it's bad for the health." "Could you pass the salt, please?" "Edwina Ferguson." "The face that launched a thousand longer faces." "Henry, you're the commanding officer." "Command the girls to cut this out." "It's drivin' us nuts." " Right, Hawk?" " Right." "You know, you've got awfully pretty legs, Henry." "Let's not get carried away, huh?" " I mean, we're not boys." "We're men." " Thanks for the reminder." "And doctors, besides." "I mean, let's see a little fortitude, a little perseverance." "I've been hit by this thing too, you know, and you don't see me falling apart." " Shower's ready, sir." " Is it cold?" " Icy, sir." " Excuse me." "Now, I don't have to tell you why we're all here tonight." "The time has come to end the siege." "Someone, at whatever risk to his life or limb, someone must make Lieutenant Edwina Ferguson his own." "May I say that I find this whole proposition highly" " Colonic?" " Irregular." " I was close." " And I refuse to be part of this unholy confluence." "Uh, Frank, I think I speak for everyone here... when I say that if you don't lend your full cooperation... to our little enterprise, you will be stripped naked, painted purple and dropped by helicopter behind enemy lines." "You wouldn't dare." "Radar, the straws, please." "Yo." "There comes a time in every soldier's life, from the lowliest private to the lowliest offiicer, when he must put his own well-being second... to the greater good of his fellow fellows, his comrades in arms, his war buddies." "Let us each in his very own quiet heart say to that courageous man... whoever he may turn out to be:" ""And there but for the fiickle pick of fate go I." "And que sera, sera." "No hard feelings." "May the best man, uh, well, whatever. "" "Shall we make it two out of three?" "All right, now that we all know the procedure, let's go for keeps." "Congratulations, pal." "We really appreciate this." " I need a drink." " Double?" "Yeah, about a size 11, triple-A." "Knock-knock." "Hope we're not interrupting anything." "Hey, what are they?" "They're wearing our kind of uniforms, but they're not built like us." "They're all, uh, soft and bumpy." "You don't suppose they're, uh" " Girls?" " That's it!" "I couldn't think of the word." "Now if I could only remember what they're for." "We just popped in to see what was happening." "I'm still hoping for a recount." "You?" "Well, I want you women to know that I was fully opposed... to this degenerate, depraved, immoral, perverted and indecent proposal." "But if it must occur" "What do army regulations say about strangling a man with his own tongue?" " Get out of my way." " Ah!" "Don't worry, Frank." "I'd do the same thing for my own mother." "I almost envy Eddie." "It's too late for that now." "I'm spoken for." "Now we'll all get to see how the great lover operates." " Retractor." " Retractor." " Give me some suction here." " Suction." "Clamp." "Oh, they're forceps." "I'm-I'm sorry." "Perfectly all right." "I like forceps too." "In fact, I actually prefer them." "They're one of my favorite instruments." "May I join you?" "Well, sure." "This job really makes me look forward to food." " This is why this stuff is such a disappointment." " Oh, it's not too bad." "Oh, you're too tolerant." "What I can't figure out is... how they can make food taste like it's been drafted." "Here, let me, um, let me serve you." "Oh." "Thanks." "Well, what have we today?" "Perhaps you'd like to start with some cream of leftover soup?" " No." " Hmm?" "Well, for an entree, you can have pork chops... or our cook's award-winning beef stew." " Pork chops." " A very wise choice." "The award was presented by the North Koreans." "And you can have some vegetables or some gravy that won't hurt you... if you don't swallow it." " Huh?" " No gravy." " Some coffee?" " Please." "You're very brave." "The coffee is made of gravy that didn't make it." "Where shall we sit?" "You want to sit together?" "I've tried sitting apart." "It's very painful." "Oh, thank you." "Margie tells me you'll be leaving us in a couple of weeks." "You're really lucky to be, uh, to be going home." "I have this" "I have this recurring fantasy that I'll go home... and my family will have left without any forwarding address." "You know, I could get 20 years for talking to myself." "Well, I'm just trying to figure out why you're sitting here." "You usually eat with Margie or one of the other girls." " Well, you're one of the other girls." " Why don't I believe you?" "That's because you believe in the popular notion of me as a glib, insincere operator." " That's right." " Those are only some of my qualities." "Underneath, there's another me." "Shy, sensitive, uncertain" " Conniving." " Right." "But underneath that, there's another me." "Underneath there, of course, there's public parking." "Nonetheless, I still don't understand..." " why you're sitting here." " Because I find you an interesting person... and I'd like to get to know you better in the short time we have left." " You're not just saying that?" " On my Hippocratic Oath." "No, on second thought, make that my golfer's oath, which is more binding." "You know, I wonder what makes people attracted to each other?" "Well, the first girl I really fell for was- it was just chemistry." "You mean, an electrical excitement?" "Uh, no, no." "She wrote all my chemistry papers." "Without her, I wouldn't have gotten into med school." " Disgusting." " Vile." " Meet you in back of the kitchen." " Right behind the swill." "Hawkeye." "You're terrific." " Oh, thanks, Coach." " Really." "We appreciate it." "Yeah, well, I hope the Friends of Edwina Club appreciate the fact..." " that she and I are having a date tonight." " Oh, great!" "Great?" "She just stepped on my ankle." "I have a run in my leg." " You'll be fine." " Mmm." "You wouldn't wanna give me one last kiss, would you, just in case she breaks my lips tonight?" "Oh, I love the way you have your place fixed up." "Trapper took a correspondence course in interior decorating." "He failed it, of course." "Excuse me." "Japanese custom." "Fix you a martini?" "Oh, I'm-I'm not a very good drinker." "Well, I'll give you a crash course." "I've never been in a man's tent before." "It's just like a woman's." "You just button it on the other side." "Thank you." "What shall we drink to?" " How about to dry clothes?" " Oh, I'm sorry." "No, not at all, not at all." "I" " I don't mind a wet T-shirt." "Saves me the trouble of sweating." " Eddie?" " It's all right, Hawkeye." "I mean, you're nice to try, but why don't we not pretend anymore, huh?" "I mean, I heard people talking." "I can figure things out." "So why don't we just pretend we pretended, and-and everyone will be off the hook?" " Wait a second." " Oh, don't worry." " I'll tell everyone I had a wonderful time." " Aah!" "Oh, I'm-I'm sorry." "I" " I'm so sorry." "That's okay." "It's okay." "Don't help me." "Aah!" "Don't press the ice in my eye!" "Look what I'm doing to a doctor!" "It's all right." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Oh, let's drop it, Hawkeye." "Please?" "Huh?" "The game's over." "Okay." "Okay, it's over." "We're just two people waiting for a bus." "Or in my case, an ambulance." "Come here." "Sit down." "You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." " Is-Is that what it is?" " I think so." "Dance with me?" "Carefully?" "I can't stand it!" "I'm hopeless!" "Cheap glass." "That's all." "Who cares about that?" "That doesn't matter." "What matters is you." " Wh-What is it?" " I'm not wearing any shoes!" "Your feet!" "They must be cut to ribbons!" " Here, lie down." " Wait!" "Aah!" " I killed you." " I don't have that kind of luck." "Just give me a minute." "Oh, I've" " I've never seen anyone try so hard to be considerate." "Edwina, may I kiss you?" " Is your mouth insured?" " Shh." "That was nice." " I didn't hurt anything?" " No." " Oh, I will never forget this evening." " Me neither." " Oh, thank you, Hawkeye." "I" " I'm so grateful." " That's not necessary." "To know I can be myself with a man" "To know I" " Well, I don't have to beat him to the hurt." "Oh, wow!" "Good-bye, Margie." "Thank you, Doctor." " Good-bye, Edwina." " Good-bye." "If civilian life gets boring, we're always here." "Why are you still smiling?" " No reason." " Buy me a cup of coffee?" "Sort of missed you chasing after me these past two weeks." "Well, a guy can find smoothness... and grace and aptitude attractive... for just so long, you know." "Oh." "This better?" "Ow!" "That's it." "Much better." "You're my kind of girl!"
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "And good evening to the rest of you as well." "We've ceased being particular." "I'm training to become a jockey." "And this is the mount they assigned me." "This is an improvement." "It usually takes three cents." ""Will one of you please get off?"" "I forgot to tell you this machine is very impudent." "It's all very discouraging." "I don't know what to do." ""Why don't you cut out that 2:00 feeding?"" "I think I better get off these scales." "Tonight's story touches on racing and is called, "On the Nose. "" "But before we see it, a very worthy organization would like to make this urgent appeal." "I'll have some more, honey." "Okay." "You better hurry, dear." "You'll be late." "Hey, my watch has stopped." "What time is it?" "Twenty-five to." "Where's your watch?" "It's being fixed." "I over-wound it." "Again?" "When are you going to learn to be more careful?" "I don't know." "What are you going to do today, honey?" "Well, I thought I'd go downtown and do a little window shopping." "So long as it's just window shopping." "Hello." "Oh, hi." "Yeah." "Yes, I am." "That'll be fine." "In about an hour." "Okay." "Bye." "Who was that?" "Lila Shank." "Oh?" "What'd she want?" "She's going shopping with me today." "You're sure you're just going shopping?" "Of course, I'm going shopping." "Where else could I possibly..." "Well, knowing Lila Shank, you could be going to the races." "The track opened again yesterday." "Do you think I'd lie to you and go to the races after what..." "No, no, no." "Of course not." "Fran, it wouldn't be the first time." "Now if you started playing the horses again..." "Is that what happened to your watch?" "Did you hock that?" "Because if you did..." "I told you I broke it." "It's being fixed." "Oh?" "Where did you take it?" "I could pick it up on my way to work." "You don't have to." "I can do it myself and save you the trouble." "No, it's no trouble." "Just tell me where you left it." "Honey, don't you trust me?" "I'll have it back by the time you get home." "I give you my word." "All right." "But it isn't the watch, you know that." "It's the betting." "See, you told me that you stopped and if it turns out that you haven't..." "But I have!" "I haven't placed a single bet, since I promised." "Okay." "Okay." "But if I find out that you're lying, so help me, it'll be the last time." "No more scenes, no more tears, no more quarrels, no more promises." "We're finished." "I've had it." "Do you understand?" "Yes, dear." "Oh, honey..." "I hate to start the day off like this, but I've got to make you realize how serious, how terribly dangerous this disease of yours can be." "It can destroy everything that we've got if you'll let it." "I won't." "I promise." "Okay." "Oh, hey, I gotta run." "So long." "Ed?" "Yeah." "What is it?" "Ed, you didn't really mean what you said about leaving me did you?" "Honey, I love you, but I can't live with this any longer." "I've done everything I could." "Because I know that if you so much as place one more bet, you can't stop, but I can." "I can walk right out that door and never walk in again." "Ed, don't say that!" "I mean it." "Fran, what are you doing anyway?" "Lila, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I had to go out." "Oh, that's all right, honey." "Say, wait till you hear my big news." "I didn't want to tell you over the phone 'cause I knew how excited you'd get." "What big news?" "I hit the daily double yesterday." "No!" "Yes!" "For 268 bucks." "Two hundred and..." "My gosh!" "And there it is, cold, beautiful cash." "Ain't it pretty?" "Come on!" "Hurry up and get dressed." "We're going out to the track today with a real bankroll!" "You are." "I'm not." "But we had a date." "I changed my mind." "How come?" "After I talked to you on the phone," "Ed guessed about us going to the track." "And he said he'd leave me if he ever caught me gambling again." "So don't let him catch you." "I'm through." "My marriage is worth more to me..." "Yeah, sure, I know." "I've heard that before." "This time, I mean it." "Look, honey, you can't lick it, so why fight it?" "And why should you?" "We're all entitled to a little excitement, a good time." "And who does it hurt?" "So what if you lose a few bucks occasionally." "Every pleasure costs something." "Yeah, well, I have my husband and my home." "And that's enough?" "It has to be." "Listen, Fran..." "Okay, sister, good luck to you." "And good luck to me." "Good luck." "So I said to that elephant," ""Get away, boy, 'cause I'm seeing pink angels. "" "And here it is, our record of the week." "Pink Angels." ""Mama's Boy, Sure Shot, Washington Flyer, Pink Angel. "" "Pink Angel." "Pink Angel." "Hello is Mr. Cooney there?" "This is Mrs..." "No never mind." "What am I doing?" "What's the matter with me?" "Shut up!" "No!" "Hello." "Mr. Cooney?" "Well, no, I didn't..." "That's funny." "I was just gonna call you anyway to make sure you were home." "I wanna come up and see you." "See me?" "What for?" "Small matter of some money you owe us." "$26.40 to be exact." "$26?" "Well, that's not so much I mean..." "It all adds up, Mrs. Holland, 26 here, 26 there." "And before we know it, we're out a barrel." "Know what I mean?" "No, I don't." "Look, I've always managed to pay my debts and I don't like to be treated like an ordinary dead-beat." "Now don't get excited, Mrs. Holland." "It ain't me." "It's the boys upstairs." "They hand down the orders and I carry them out, or else." "And the order I got is collect the dough." "All right!" "You'll get it." "Fine." "I'll be right over." "$1.55." "Here I am, Mrs. Holland." "I got here as fast as I could." "Now what's this all about?" "Like I told you, $26.40." "Get it up." "I can't." "I haven't got it." "You'll have to wait till Friday when I get my household money." "Not Friday, now." "That's my order." "Well, how can I give you what I haven't got?" "How much have you got?" "A dollar or so, change." "Let's have it." "Buck, quarter." "Hey, you're leaving me without a cent." "Oh, I wouldn't do that, Mrs. Holland." "Here's 15 cents for L or bus fare." "That makes it $1.40 from $26.40." "Makes it 25 bucks even you owe me now." "Where am I supposed to get it with this 15 cents?" "Well, you might try a hock shop." "That watch ought to be good for a couple bucks." "No, I can't do that." "I have to have this watch when my husband gets home." "What time does he come home?" "Around 5:00." "Why?" "I'll be here for the rest of my money then." "What?" "That way, if you don't have it," "I can wait a few minutes and get it from your husband." "No!" "Listen." "No, no, you listen, Mrs. Holland, all I want is my 25 bucks." "I don't care how or where I get it." "See you at 4:45." "Mr. Cooney..." "Fifteen cents." "Junk!" "Fifteen cents." "Bus fare." "Why not?" "It might work." "Oh, heavens!" "How do you like that?" "I left the house without a cent." "I've just got to get downtown right away." "What'll I do?" "If I go back home now, I'll never make it." "Well, look." "Why don't I..." "Oh, could you?" "Could you lend me 15 cents?" "I feel like such a fool." "It could happen to anybody, miss." "Oh, thank you!" "Here you are." "After you ma'am." "Oh, no, this isn't my bus." "I have to wait for Number Five." "Glad I was able to help out." "Pardon me." "I feel like such a fool, but I've realized I've come out without a cent and I've simply got to get downtown right away." "Well, if you'd like to float a little loan, I think we can arrange it." "Oh, could you loan me 15 cents?" "You're saving my life." "For 15 cents, I'd call that a bargain." "Pardon me." "Yes?" "I feel like such a fool, but I seemed to have left the house without any money and I simply got to catch the next bus downtown." "I was wondering if I could impose on you..." "Go find a policeman." "That's what they're for!" "$4.95, $5, 15," "$5.30, $5.45. $5.45?" "I'll never make it." "May I help you, please?" "Oh, I was just looking." "Could you tell me the price of this?" "$49.50." "It's lovely, isn't it?" "Of course, this is sterling, imported from Italy." "Oh, Miss Reed, telephone." "Would you excuse me just a moment?" "I'll be right back." "Just a second, lady." "What do you want?" "I think you'd better come along with me." "What for?" "Who are you?" "Well, if you want to see the badge, I'll flash it." "But for your sake, let's do this nice and quiet." "But I..." "I know." "You meant to pay for that compact in your bag but you just forgot to." "We can go all through that later." "Now come on." "All right." "Where are you taking me?" "You want to know?" "Inside." "Look, if you'll just give me a chance to explain..." "You'll get your chance." "Inside, lady." "But it was a mistake." "I didn't know what I was doing." "You see, I'm in trouble and I..." "You're in trouble, all right." "Here, please." "Will you take this?" "I don't want it." "I don't want it either, except as evidence." "But I'm not a thief." "You've got to believe me." "I've never taken anything in my life and I never will again." "Save it." "I've heard the whole record before." "But it's true." "I only did this because I was desperate." "I need some money." "I don't know where to get it." "So you stole a compact tagged $49.50." "Well, that shouldn't get you more than 30 days." "You can save that, too." "Next you'll be giving me your sob story." "Which is it, the sick mother?" "I have to have $25 by 5:00." "What for?" "To pay a bet before my husband finds out." "Finds out what?" "I've been gambling on the horses." "Oh, pony player, huh?" "And what happens if he finds out?" "He'll leave me." "And that's bad, hmm?" "How much you say you need, $25?" "Well I have about five, maybe a little over." "So you only need 20." "By 5:00, huh?" "Well, you still got a couple of hours." "You mean you'll let me go?" "You want me to give you a break?" "Please." "Okay, doll face." "Maybe I will." "Oh, thank you!" "Thank you!" "I'll never know how to thank you." "Well, if you put your mind to it, I'm sure we can figure out a way." "What?" "You know, you're cute, doll face." "Your husband ever tell you that?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Helping you out of a jam." "But you're not out of it yet, doll face." "You still need 20 bucks, right?" "But that's okay." "I got 20 bucks." "There." "Now all you gotta do is be agreeable." "What are you anyway?" "What do you think?" "You're not arresting me." "This is just a trick." "Come on now, honey, be smart." "I may not be a cop, but you're still in trouble and I can help you, if you let me." "I don't want your help." "Come on now, be nice." "Here, let me out of here." "Pretend I'm your husband." "Fran Holland?" "Yes." "Police officers." "This your purse?" "It's got your name and address in it." "Yes." "It's mine." "Do you have any idea where you lost it?" "You mind if we come in?" "What made you run away?" "Well, I don't know." "The shock of the accident, it must've shaken me up." "I didn't know what I was doing." "Are you hurt?" "No, no, no, no." "The driver, is he all right?" "Concussion, but he'll be okay." "Well, here it is." "You want to take a look and see what's inside?" "No." "$25.15, right?" "$25?" "There was a 20-dollar bill on the floor alongside the compact." "Compact?" "Did you just buy it?" "I see it's still got the price tag on it." "No." "Take it back." "What?" "Well, it's not mine." "Well, we'll take it back to the store." "They've probably got a record on who bought it." "You sure you're okay now?" "Oh, yes." "Well, that about wraps it up." "Thank you." "Thank you!" "Hello, again." "It's me, 4:45, on the dot, like I said." "Come in, Mr. Cooney." "I'm sorry I can't ask you to sit down, but I expect my husband back in a few minutes, and I'd like to keep this just between you and me." "So here's your money." "You actually got it?" "Well, naturally, Mr. Cooney." "I told you I always manage to pay my debts." "There's $20 and $5 in change." "I think you'll find there's 15 cents extra, but you can keep that for L and bus fare." "Mrs. Holland, you're a wonder." "How'd you do it?" "Oh, now, please, Mr. Cooney, I told you I expect my husband back and you understand." "Of course." "The last thing in the world I'd want to do is embarrass you." "You know, especially now that you're a customer back in good standing again." "Oh, which reminds me." "You still have time to place a bet on the last race." "Not me, Mr. Cooney, I'm through." "I've learned my lesson." "Never again." "I'd rather die first." "It's been nice knowing you, Mr. Cooney, but goodbye forever." "Well, if you ever have the urge to place two bucks on a good thing, you still have my number." "Hello." "Well, Ed, darling!" "Where are you?" "I was just beginning to wonder why you weren't home." "You're flying to Washington?" "But can't you come home before you go..." "I see." "I guess you'd better go right away, hmm?" "Of course, I'll worry about you." "I always worry about you, don't you know that?" "I worried about you all day today." "Why?" "Because I love you." "Now, tell the pilot to fly safely." "And call me as soon as you get to Washington, will you?" "All right, darling." "Goodbye." "Washington." "Flying to Washington." ""Mama's Boy, Sure Shot, Washington Flyer!"" "Hello, Mr. Cooney?" "This is me again." "Mrs. Holland." "Am I still in time for the last race?" "Well, I'd like to put $2 on Washington Flyer." "On the nose!" "So much for our story." "I've decided to give up horse racing." "The shirts are much too loud." "Besides I couldn't go on after the touching tribute I received." "The horses chipped in and bought me an automobile." "But the show must go on." "You understand, of course, that all you have seen so far is merely a prelude to the extravaganza which follows." "I do wish we had longer commercials." "They are so short that one must be very agile to get to the kitchen and back." "I know." "You said that." "Next week we shall be back with another story." "But without the services of my rude friend." "Until then, good night." "Subtitles:" "pandora"
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"(exciting orchestral music)" " [Narrator] Starring Milton Berle with his special guest stars Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz." "(exciting orchestral music)" " Good evening, gentlemen." " Good evening." "(lightly dramatic orchestral music)" "You got a coupleof singles, Max?" " Sure, Boss." "(lightly dramatic orchestral music)" "(laughing)" " Thank you, thank you, wait a minute, you think that's something?" "You think that's something?" "You wanna drive a guy crazy?" "You wanna drive a guy nuts?" "Send him a wire and say, ignore first telegram." "He'll flip, he'll go crazy." "(laughing) (clapping)" "What'd you say, madam?" "I heard that remark, I heard." "You said to your husband I was sick." "You're right, I am sick." "I'm really sick, I gotta go back to my psychiatrist." "I went to a psychiatrist three months ago, told him everything I know." "Now he's doin' my act at the Chez Paree in Chicago." "(laughing)" "He isn't doin' so good with it either." "(laughing)" "Boy, I like Las Vegas, I really, you see the silliest things here." "Last week, you know what happened here?" "A man shot his wife." "Really, he gave her $200 to hold for him, and she blew it on the food and rent." "(laughing) (clapping)" "You're nodding, I know." "But I love it here, in fact," "I'm gonna stay here another two weeks." "Really. (clapping)" "Mr. Cattleman told me that he's holding me over for another two weeks." "Not because he likes me, but I have to stay here," "I'd like to work off for what I owe him for the last two weeks." "(laughing)" "I'm kidding, I'm happy to be held over, and so is my entire show, especially my band leader Ricky Ricardo." "And I'd like Ricky to come out here and take a bow." "How 'bout that, huh?" "Hey, Ricky, come on out here, take a bow." "Ricky Ricardo." "(clapping)(exciting music)" "Oh, Ricky, Ricky." "I want you to know, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time that I've had the great pleasure, what'd you do with the sardines?" "(laughing)" "Ricky, if you wanna laugh, sit out there, will you?" "No, Ricky, I'd like you to thank the audience." "You know, thank 'em, thank, say something." "You know what I mean." " Ladies and gentlemen" " Slower, little slower, with your head up, please." " Ladies" " No, talk slower, more slower, more, and more distinctly." " Ladies and gentlemen." " That's it, now your lips." " I would like to." " You're not doing the right." "(laughing)" "Reminds me, I gotta go fishing." "(laughing)" "No, really, thank the audience, thank the audience." "(speaks foreign language)" " Really?" "You know what worries me?" "I'm beginning to understand him." "(laughing)" "No, but I really wanna thank you, Ricky, for being with me, and Ricky's gonna stay over two more weeks with me, too." "Thank you very much." "Ricky Ricardo, ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big hand." "Thanks, Ricky, thank you." "Well, I guess that's about it, ladies and gentlemen." "I'd like to do more for you, but I haven't seen any new acts recently." "(laughing)" "So I'd like to leave you with three words that so eloquently describes Las Vegas." "Please bring money." "(laughing)" "Goodnight." "Thank you." "(clapping) (upbeat orchestral music)" "(cork pops)" "(clapping)(dramatic music)" "(upbeat orchestral music)" "(speaks foreign language)" " Drop dead." " Hello, Mr. Balsilia, yes." "There's a mention for four." "All right." " Oh, hi, honey." "I've been looking all over for you." " No, no, you weren't." "You were going over to bother Milton Berle again." "Now how many times do I have to tell you to leave him alone?" " What makes you so sure I was looking for Milton Berle?" " Well, A, Milton Berle is standing right back in there." "B, you were going that direction." "C, you were sneaking past me." "A, B, C, D," "D, you got an autographbook in your hand." "So that leads me to the conclusion that E, you were going to ask him for his autograph." " What are you, the Cuban Charlie Chan?" "(laughing)" " Nevermind that." "Now look, Lucy, I just don't want you doin' anything that would spoil my chances of going on the rest of this nightclub tour with him." " But, honey, I promised this sweet little old lady that I'd get Mr. Berle'sautograph for her." "You wouldn't want a wife who breaks her promises, would you?" " No, but I got one." "(laughing)" "Look, Lucy, you've been pestering Berle all over the place since we've been here." " I have not." " Yes, you have, you've been asking for autograph, asking him to pose for pictures by the pool, asking him to meet your friends, and he's beginning to get a little annoyed." " Look, I give you my word, if I can get his autograph just this once," "I promise never to go near him again." "Please?" " All right." " Thank you." " Just this one time." " Yeah, yeah, okay." "Mr. Berle?" " Uh, just a second, Lucy." " Yeah, please, this'll only take a second." " Lucy." " Please, I promised this little old lady that I'd get your autograph for her, Mr. Berle." " All right, all right." " She's really a sweet little old lady." "She lives right next door to us, you know?" "(siren rings) (exciting horn music)" "(laughing)" " Here, you forgot one." "(laughing)" " I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Berle." "But this lady old lady was so shy." " Yeah, so am I, $1500." " I'm really sorry, Mr. Berle." " Now, Lucy, for the last" " Mr. Berle." " Yes, dear?" " We've got your wife on the phone in Beverly Hills." " Oh, yeah, thank you very much, dear." "I'll take it in the dressing," "I'll take the call." " All right." " I'm expecting a call from Ruth." " Thank you very much for your autograph, Mr. Berle." " It's perfectly all right." " This little old lady will certainly appreciate it, I can tell ya that." " Anything that" " She said that she's been a fan of yours for 40 years." "(laughing)" "I'll see you later, Mr. Berle." " I'll see you later." "(gentle orchestral music)" "Hello, Ruth, darling." "Oh, it's good to speak to you, darling." "I've been trying to get you for the last hour." "Who've you been talking to?" "Your mother?" "Oh, I guess you've just been listening then." "(laughing)" "I'm only kidding." "Ruth, I've got some great news." " Honey, when are you leaving Las Vegas?" "I'll meet you at the airport." "I'm just dying to see you." " Ruth, business has been so good here at the hotel, that they're gonna hold me over for another two weeks." "Isn't that wonderful?" "I said business has been so good they're gonna hold me ove for another two weeks." " Milton, doesn't the second of the month mean anything to you?" " The second?" "Oh, forget, oh, Ruth, you don't think that I forgot, happy birthday, dear." "Many happy returns of the day." "Happy." "Oh, May 14th was your birthday?" "(laughing)" "Then happy next birthday." "(laughing)" " Milton, the second happens to be our wedding anniversary." " Well, Ruth, honestly, you don't think that I forgot our wedding anniversary, do you?" "You do?" "(laughing)" "Well, darling, don't get excited, don't worry about it." "I'll tell you, soon as I'm through working here we'll have a delayed celebration." "We'll spend a whole day together before we go on tour." " What about that big, beautiful cake I baked for our anniversary dinner?" " Oh, honey, don't worry about it." "Put it in the freezer 'til I get back." " And what about the 50 guests I invited?" "Do I put them in the freezer too?" "(laughing)" " Do I put them in the freezer too, Ruth, you're terrific." "Funny line, funny line." "Girl, you gotta great sense of humor." " Well, I don't think it's so funny." "If you can't remember our anniversary, then I can't mean very much to you." "(clicks)" " Ruth?" "Ruth, honey?" "Ruth?" "Operator?" "Operator?" "I've just been cut off." "Would you please get back that call?" "She hung up?" "(somber music)" "(soft chattering)" " Aye yi yi yi yi." " [Lucy] What's a matter, honey?" " Oh, I'm telling you, the hotel has this big thing for the 10,000th couple to be married in their chapel, you know?" " Uh-huh." " And they givin' 'em a $1,000 and the bridal suite, and all kinds of stuff." " [Lucy] Uh-huh." " Just because two people are getting married." "It's the craziest thingI've ever heard of." " What's so crazy about two people getting married?" " Huh?" " I suppose you think it's crazy that we got married." " Oh, uh, (chuckles) I didn't mean crazy." "I meant wonderful." " Then why did you say crazy?" " Well, you know me, dear, I have a lot of troublewith the language." "(laughing)" "Hi, Milt." " Hi." " What's the matter, something wrong?" " What makes you think anything's wrong?" " You look kind of unhappy." " Can't understand why." "Just called Ruth on the phone and told her the good news, and she told me that I forgot about our wedding anniversary next week." "The party she had planned, the cake she had baked, the 50 guests she invited, she hung up on me." "She refuses to take any more calls." "So what could be wrong?" "(laughing)" " Well, you go and try to understand women." " Women I understand, it's wives I can't figure out." "(laughing)" " Maybe I could figure out some way to help." "(laughing)" "Well, on the other hand, maybe I can't." "(laughing)" " Well, cheer up, Milt." "You know, Ruth will get over it." "I remember about 15 years ago," "I forgot our wedding anniversary and Lucy got over it." "Didn't ya, honey?" "(laughing)" "Well, these things take a little time." " Thanks for encouraging me, Ricky." "I'm goin' back to the bungalow and get some sleep." " How can you sleep at a time like this?" " Because no wife of mine is gonna walk over me." "That's how." "I'm not gonna lose any sleep over this." "I'm gonna forgetthe whole thing." "I'm goin' back to my bungalow and sleep like a baby." " That a boy." "(upbeat whistle music)" "(tense music)" "(laughing) (tense music)" "(phone rings)" "(laughing)" " Hello?" "Oh, fine, you've got the reservation, huh?" "What time?" "Eight o'clock in the morning?" "What about the return flight?" "Oh, that's fine, Johnny." "That'll get me back in time for the dinner show." "Thank you very much, thank you." "(playful music)" "(knocking)" "(laughing)" "(playfully dramatic music)" " [Lucy] It's me, Mr. Berle." " Oh, no!" "(laughing)" " Oh, please, Mr. Berle, you just gotta listen to my plan." " Now will you do me one favor?" " Now, here's what I thought." "What you should do is." "(chuckling)" "What's so funny?" " My pajama pants are caught in the door." " Oh." "Well how'd that happen?" " I don't know, you have a natural talent for these things." "You closed the door, didn't you?" " Well, now don't get angry, I'll just open the door." " All right, I won't get angry." "(laughing)" " It's locked." " Naturally." "Now can I get angry?" " Well where is the key?" " On the dresser." " Well, that's a fine place for it to be." " Oh, how silly of me." "I always keep a spare key in my pajamas." "I've got thousands of pajamas with lots of keys." "Will you do me a favor?" "Will you do me a favor?" "Will you please go and get me the pass key?" " No, not until you hear my plan." " Now, Lucy, please, I appreciate your helping me, but I got everything planned." "Leave me alone, will ya, please?" "Will ya get me the pass key?" " No, not until you hear me out." "Now, look, why don't you send Ruth a telegram, and tell her how much you love her and how much you miss her and ask her to fly up here for your anniversary, and, incidentally, just mention that you bought her a lovely gift?" " Yeah, great, great." "Now will you get" " You don't like the idea?" " No, I don't like the idea." " Why not?" " Because I have everything planned." "I'm flying out tomorrow morning to meet Ruth myself in Los Angeles." " You're flying home to Ruth?" " [Berle] Yes, now will you do me" " I must warn you, you may miss each other." " Why?" " Well, uh, you know that telegram I just asked you to send?" " [Berle] Yeah." " Well I sent that to Ruth two hours ago." "(laughing)" " You what?" "You!" "(fabric tears)" "(laughing)" " Is it a bad rip?" " No, it's a good rip." "It's good." "It's a little breezy, but it's good." "(laughing)" "Lucy, why did you send a telegram to Ruth, why, why?" "I told you to stay out of this" " Oh, oh, I stayed out of it!" " Good!" " I signed your name." " You signed my name?" "Lucy!" "I'll, I'll, I'll" " I'll get the pass key." " [Berle] Go and get it!" "(playful upbeat music) (laughing)" " Pardon me." "Aren't you Milton Berle?" " No, no, I'm with the Bolshoi Ballet." "(laughing)" " Oh, Berle, you kill me." "I saw your show tonight." " Maybe that explains your condition." "(laughing)" "Very funny." "Will ya leave me alone?" "I got trouble." " So long, so long, so long." " So long, so long." "(laughing)" "If you're driving, makesure you have a car." "(laughing)" " Mr. Berle, this wire was at the desk for you." "Maybe it's an answer to my wire, I mean your wire." "I-I mean, maybe it's from Ruth." " Let me see." " Is it?" " Wait a minute, let me see." " Is it from Ruth?" " Yeah, it's from Ruth." " What does she say?" " She says, got your wire, sorry, was I, I was, let me read this again." "I'm so nervous, "I got your wire." ""Sorry I was so unreasonable." ""Will arrive some time tomorrow." ""Happy anniversary, darling, Ruth."" "Oh, Lucy, you're a doll." " Oh, I'm so glad it worked!" " Lucy, if there's, I'm sorry I, I thought those things." " Oh, it's all right." " If there's anything" "I can do for you, you just let me know." " Ah, that's all right, just don't forget the gift." " Oh, I'll get ya a dozen handkerchiefs." " Oh, not for me, Imean the gift for Ruth." " Oh, Ruth, oh yeah, for Ruth, yeah, well," "I'll get her a beautiful bottle of perfume at the gift shop." " Don't ya think maybe you outta go to the jewelers?" " For perfume?" " Uh, well, you see, in your wire to Ruth, you said that you were buying her a diamond ring." "(laughing)" " Oh, did I?" " Yes." " A diamond ring?" " Mm-hmm." " That's what I promised?" " Yeah." " Well, Lucy, you know what I'm doing." "(laughing)" "All right, so I'll get her a nice little diamond ring." " Wonderful." " You know, Lucy, I owe you an apology." "I mean, all the time I thought you were a scatterbrain, but you're very sweet." " Thank you." " I appreciate what ya did." " Thank you, Mr. Berle and goodnight." " Goodnight, darling." "You're very sweet." " [Lucy] Thank you." "(door thuds)" " They key." "The key!" "Lucy, the key!" "(laughing)(playful music)" " Now here's a very lovely set." "Cocktail ring with earrings to match." " Oh, beautiful,they're very beautiful." " Are Mrs. Berle's lobes pierced?" " I think so." "On windy days, her ears whistle." "(laughing)" " Very amusing, Mr. Berle." " This is a very, very beautiful set, but I'd prefer just a ring." " Excuse me." "I'll be with you gentlemen in a minute." " Oh, no hurry, just browsing." " Where is it, where is it?" " In the safe." "You don't think they'd leave the Winthrop Diamond out in the open, do you?" " Well, this one is rather interesting." " Oh, that's nice." " But it is not Ruth's type." " No, it's not Ruth's," "(laughing)" "Lucy!" " Hi." " What are you doing here?" " Oh, I'd have been here sooner, but I had to wait for Ricky to leave for that publicity stunt before I could get away, you know?" " I see, you're very, very sweet, but you didn't have to come here, dear." " Oh, yes I did." "Otherwise how would you know what kind of ring you had in mind when I wired Ruth?" "(laughing)" " What kind of a ring did I have in mind?" " You'll know it when I see it." "(laughing)" " Marcel, this is Mrs. Ricardo." " How do you do, Mr. Marcel?" " How do you do, Mrs. Ricardo?" "Now, this one has a gorgeous stone." " Oh, yes, it is lovely." " Wrap it." " But not quite special enough." " Unwrap it." "(laughing)" " If you want something special" " Oh, yes, it must be very special." " I have just the right thing." " Good." " Excuse me." " Hey, there's Milton Berle." " I know, I know." "(dramatic music)" "(laughing)" " I'll be with you gentlemen shortly." " Thank you." " Well, here is one you might be interested in." " Oh, that is gorgeous." " Boy, I've never seen anything like that." " Of course you haven't." "This is the worldfamous Winthrop Diamond." " Oh." "Now that is exactly what you had in mind for Ruth." "(laughing)" " I have expensive tastes." "(laughing)" "Is this the price, or your social security number?" "(laughing)" " You know, Mr. Berle, the Duchess of Milan was here yesterday, and she hinted she might buy this ring." " Hint back to her that she's got it." " But, Mr. Berle." " Lucy, Lucy, this is an anniversary, and not a coronation." " But it looks so exquisite." "I know that this ring will make ruth the happiest woman in the world." " You really think so?" " Yes, I do." " All right, I'll take it." " Very well, Mr. Berle." "Shall I wrap it as a gift?" " Oh, yes, yes, indeed." " Yeah, well, I'll make out a check just as soon as my hand stops shaking." " What do we do now, Boss?" " We get Berle." "Not here." "We follow him, get him when he's alone." " And then?" " Then." "(dramatic music)" "(smooth orchestral music)" " Paul, would you do me a favor, would you keep this in the safe 'til later on this evening?" "It's very valuable." " Oh, all right, Mr. Berle." "Would you mind opening it?" "I have to describe it for my records." " Oh, yeah, well, it's, uh" " It's stunning, exquisite, gorgeous, and magnificent." " You forgot expensive." "(laughing)" " Tomorrow's his anniversary." " Oh, congratulations, Mr. Berle." " Thank you very much." "How 'bout that stone, huh?" " Say, that's quite a stone." " Let me try it on, show Paul how beautiful it is." " Look at that, boy." " Look." "Gee, I hope Ricky forgets our next anniversary." "(laughing)" "Boy." "Oh dear." " What's the matter, dear?" " I'm afraid it's a little stuck." " Come here, I can get it off." "Just a minute." " Oh!" "Merle, that hurt." " I'm sorry." "Paul, have you got rooming the safe for her?" " Oh, I'm sure it'll come off with a little soap and water." " Yeah, well come back stage." "I'll get it off, it'll just take a minute." "We'll be right back." " Don't worry about a thing, Lucy." " Now, Boss?" " It took nature 5,000 years to create that diamond." "We can wait a few minutes more." "(dramatic music)" " What, Operator?" "The jewelry shop is closed?" "Well, did you try to locate Mr. Marcel at his home?" "Try to get in touch with him." "It's very important." "Please." " [Lucy] Mr. Berle?" " Yes?" " Could we go back to s-s-soap and warm w-w-water, please, to warm water?" " Lucy, we did thatfour cakes of soap ago." " Well, I-I-I-I think my finger is shrunken now." "Can I, can I take my arm out of the f-f-freezer?" " All right, take it out, take it out." "(groans)" " Oh!" "(laughing) My, my whole arm is frozen!" "(laughing)Mr. Berle, look." "It's all frozen!" " It looks like icicles." "You know, Lucy, I read in a book once that if you hit an icicle with your hand" " Ah!" "You wouldn't." " Just a thought." "(laughing)" " Mr. Berle, can we put some warm water on my arm?" " Yes, come over here to the sink." "(Lucy sighs) (water rushes)" " Oh, that feels better." "(sighs)" "Thank you, Mr. Berle." "Mr. Berle, this isn't gonna hurt Ricky's chances of going on the rest of the tour with you, is it?" " I don't know." "Maybe I'll take you instead." " Me?" " Yeah, I'd like to be near my wife's ring." "(laughing)" "How's that, how's that, Lucy?" " Oh, that feels much better." "Ooh, it's gettin' all prickly." " I think it's gettin' looser." " Yeah, well I don't know about the ring, but my finger sure is. (knocking)" " [Man] Five minutes, Mr. Berle!" " Oh, oh, five minutes I'm on." " Yeah, yeah." " I, I'd better get ready." " You know, Mr. Berle, sometimes cold cream works." " Yeah, well try some." "There's some on my dressing table." " Gee, this is the stickiest cold cream I ever saw." " You know why?" " Why?" " It's paste." " Paste?" " Yeah, that's the paste that I use for my mustache in the opera number." " Oh, for heaven's sake." " Wipe it off." "Silly, Lucy." " I'm sorry." " This is the cold cream right in there." " Thank you, Mr. Berle." "Mr. Berle, Mr. Berle, that's my ring." " It's off!" " Your ring is on this hand." "(laughing)" " Figures." "(phone rings)" "Hello?" "They're tryin' to get Mr. Marcel right now." " Oh, okay." "Gee, I can't understandhow this got stuck." "Maybe I've been eating too much." "You know, every time I gain weight, it goes right to my fingers." "(laughing)" " Hello, Mr. Marcel?" "Oh, thank heavens we found you." "This is Milton Berle." "Milton Berle, I'm the gentlemen who bought the Winthrop Diamond." "Yes, well, uh, we had a little trouble here." "You know the little lady who was with me, Mrs. Ricardo, this afternoon?" "Well, she tried on the ring, and it got stuck on her finger." "Can you get it off?" "Oh, you can." "Oh, good, well, I'll send her right over." "Huh?" "Oh, well then I'll bring her down there myself." "Yes, between the shows." "Thank you very much, Mr. Marcel." " What'd he say?" " He said he could clip it off and fix it up in no time, but he doesn't want you to go downtown alone." " Why not?" " Well, he said there's been a lot of jewel robberies in this area, and he thinks it'd be safer if I went with ya." " Oh." "Good heavens, what'll Ricky say?" "If he finds out I'm with you, he'll murder me." " Now he'll murder you?" "Where was he three hours ago when I needed him?" "(laughing)" " Mr. Berle." " Now, look, you meet me out in the lounge right after the show." " Yeah." " And I'll take you over with the ring." " [Lucy] Okay, Mr. Berle." " [Berle] Thank you very, very much." " Okay." "I hope I didn't inconvenience you, Mr. Berle." " No, no." "(laughing)" "(rhythmic music)" "(dramatic music)" " I beg your pardon, madam." "We couldn't help noticing your beautiful ring." "The Winthrop Diamond, isn't it?" " Oh, well, oh, shh." "There are a lot of jewel thieves around." "I have to be very careful." "(laughing)" " That's very wise." "We too are aware of the danger." " Oh." " [Man] Yes, you see, we happen to be in the jewelry business." " Oh, is that so?" " Wholesale and retail." " Oh." "Well, I wish it were mine, but it happens to belong to Mr. Milton Berle." "He bought it for his wife, and he just let me try it on, and it got stuck on my finger." " Well, perhaps we can help you." " Oh?" " Yes." " Here, let me try." " Ow!" " I'm sorry, lady." " Max, be gentle with the lady's finger." "We happened to have some jewelers tools." "Now, if you care to step out to our car, we'd be happy to clip the ring off your finger." " Oh, well thank you very much, but Mr. Berle and I have an appointment at the jeweler's tonight downtown, you know, between shows." " Well, what acoincidence, so have we." "We have an appointment with Jacques Marcel." " Oh, for heaven's sake, that's the same man we're going to see." "My, what a small world." " Well, why don't we all drive down in my car together?" " Well, thank you, I think that's a very good idea." "You know what they say, there's safety in numbers." "(laughing)" " Come on, Lucy, let's go, dear, let's go." " Oh, hello, Mr. Berle." "I didn't get your name." " Oh, my name is Edward Jones, and this is myassociate Maxwell Mason." " Oh, I'm very pleased to meet you, gentlemen." " How do you do?" " These gentlemen are in the jewelry business, too, and they have to see Mr. Marcel tonight, and they offered to drive us downtown in their car." " Oh, well thank you very much, but I wouldn't wanna inconvenience you." "We're gonna take a cab." "Come on, Lucy, let's go." " Mr. Berle, I'd like to buy you a drink." " I'm awfully sorry, we're in a hurry." "(laughing)" "What are we playin', musical people?" "(laughing)" "Thank you very much, you're very sweet, but you see we wouldn't.(dramatic music)" "(laughing)" "Oh, we'd love to have a drink." "(laughing)" "Sit down, Lucy." " But I thought we" " Lucy." "(laughing)(dramatic music)" " We should sit down and have a drink." " Yeah, I think so." "(laughing)" " Well, you're playing it very smart, Berle." "Now we'll all sit here quietly until the crowd thins out." " Then we take a nice long ride out in the desert and remove the ring." " Well, for heaven's sake, if it's the ring you want, you can clip it off right here." " Oh, sure you can take it." "I can get a pair of pliers and just clip it right off, get the bellboy." "Why go to the desert, you know what I mean?" "That's what I said, the desert's fine." "Great for my sinuses." " When are you gonna bring us back?" "My husband will miss me." " He'll miss ya for a long, long time." " You mean?" "(laughing)" "(yelps) (laughing)" "You don't understand." "Why take us out to the desert?" " We don't like nobody around who can identify us." " Oh, I couldn't identify you." "My eyesight's very bad." "Really, it is." "You know what I mean, madam?" "Uh, sir, you see, I even made a mistake then." "I called you a woman instead of" " All right, Berle." "Let's go." " Yeah, w-w-well what's your hurry, what's your hurry?" " Yeah, w-what's your hurry?" " Why don't you gentlemen sit down and let me buy you a drink?" " You heard the man, Berle." "Let's go." " Allow me to help you up, madam." " Lucy, you and your ideas." "Perfume wasn't good enough for Ruth." " Well." " Now we'll all walk out like very good friends who are having a wonderful time." "(laughing)" "Laugh it up, Berle." "Smile." "(dramatic music)(laughing)" " Hello, how are ya?" "Hello." "(dramatic music)(crowd chatters)" " Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Berle!" "May I have your autograph, please?" " Well, I, sure, madam." " Thank you." "Thank you." " You're welcome." " "Help, call the police, I'm being kidnapped. "Milton Berle."" "(laughing)" "I just knew you'd write something funny, thank you." "(laughing)" " You shouldn't have done that, Berle." " I'm a comedian." "What do you want me to write, best wishes?" "They expect something funny." "On second thought, best wishes is hilarious." "It's a funny line." "Very big joke." "(laughing)" "That's a funny line, funny line." "It's a big joke." " Now, Max, you first." " Some manners." "(laughing)" " Nevermind, get in there." "(playfully dramatic music)" "(laughing)" "Max, come on!" "(laughing)" "(playful music)" "(laughing)" " Quick, Joe, your gun, some jewel thieves wanna kill us!" "(laughing)" "Joe, Joe!" "(laughing)" "(crowd chatters)" " Oh, excuse me." " Oh, hello, Mrs. Berle, when did you arrive?" " About a half hour ago." "Have you seen Mr. Berle?" " Yes, he just passed by with Mrs. Ricardo." "They went off in that direction." " Thank you very much, Harriet." " They seemed to be in pretty much of a hurry." " Hello, Chuck." " [Chuck] Good evening, Ms. Berle." " [Ricky] Ah, hello, Ruth." " Hi, Ricky." " Just get in?" " Yeah, about a half hour ago." " Have you seen Milton yet?" " No, but the girl said he went out that way with Lucy." " Well, come on, let's go find 'em." " Good." "(playful dramatic music)" " They must be around here somewhere." " Maybe they're hidin' in the bushes." " You look around here." "I'll look around over there." "We'll meet back here in a few minutes." " Okay, Boss." "(dramatic rhythmic music)" "(laughing)" " Shh, shh, shh!" " I'm sorry." "What are we gonna do, Mr. Berle?" " I think at this point you can start callin' me Milton." "(laughing)" " It's all my fault, I got ya into this, I'm sorry." " What's the difference?" "What would I be doing now anyway?" "I'd be in the casinogambling, losing money." "(laughing)" "(crying) Shh, stop crying!" "Stop, shh." " I don't like it down here, dirty old well." " You wanna fill the well with more water?" "We'll drown. (crying)" "I think we can make a break for it." " How?" " Look, I'll climb up, and then I'll heist you up in the bucket." " Oh, be careful." " You stay right there in the bucket." "(laughing)" "(playful dramatic music)" "Here ya come, Lucy." "You all right?" " [Lucy] Yeah, I'm okay." " That's fine." " Yeah." " They've gotta bearound here some place." "(yelling) (laughing)" " Stay there, stay there, Lucy, stay." "They're comin', they're comin'!" "(laughing)" " [Edward] Oh, Max!" " [Max] Yeah, Boss?" "(laughing)" " Let's take another look around the grounds." "(laughing)" " Please, lady, please, lady, will ya call the police?" " Don't be silly." "Why do you think I cameto the wishing well?" "(laughing)" " Please, lady, lady, please!" " Call me Althea." "Ooh, you're Milton Berle, aren't you?" " Yes, and I need help, I need help." " Ooh, don't we all?" "(laughing)" " Lady, please, please, I have a girl in there." " What, a girl?" " Yeah." "(laughing)" "Well, really, Mr. Berle, and you a married man." "(laughing)" " Wait a minute, get the police, please!" "(Lucy yells)" "Lucy, Lucy, I got so excited, I forgot what I was doin'." "Sorry, honey." "I'm sorry." "(laughing)" " You sure you want me outta this well?" " [Berle] Oh, Lucy." " I feel like a yo-yo." " Come on, get out, darling." " Here, take this." " I'll help you." "Come on, I got ya, I got ya, that's it, that's it." "Come on." "(playful exciting music)" "Quick, call us a cab." " Yes, Mr. Berle." "(whistle blows)" " Go to the police station." " And hurry." "(tires squeal)" " Hey, what for us!" "(laughing)" "Look, call another cab." " I'll have to call you one then." " Oh, come on!" "Let's take that." " Do you know how to drive it?" " What's there to know?" "Now, get in." "(laughing)" "(exciting music)(yelling)" "I know how to drive this thing, don't worry, don't worry." " [Lucy] Mr. Berle!" "(exciting music)(Lucy yells)" " Look out, we're turning, we're backing' up!" "Hold it!" "(exciting music)(Lucy yells)" "(clattering)" "(laughing)" " [Lucy] Ow!" "(laughing)" "(groaning)" "(laughing)" "(playful music)" "(groaning)" " Now I know how a dartboard feels." "You all right?" "(groans)" " Yeah, and they say women drivers are bad." "(laughing)" " I'll get that stuff off." "(playful music)" "Look." "(dramatic music)" "Quick, in that door, follow me." "(playful dramatic music)" "Be careful, don't scratch the ring." "(laughing)" "(playful dramatic music)" " [Lucy] Hey, we're in a wedding chapel." "(laughing)" "(organ music)" " They're comin' this way." " What are we gonna do?" " Wait a minute, let me see." " I do." " And do you, Alice, take this man to be your lawful." " There's only one thing to do." "We'll go through the chapel and go out the front door." " We can't." "One of 'em is going around to the front right now." "Milton, what are we gonna do?" " There's only one chance of gettin' outta here alive." "Listen." "(playful music)" "(laughing)" " Are you ready, Milton?" " Yes." "(playful music)" "(laughing)" "I'm ready." " Milton." " It's the best I could do." " Geesh." " Is the mustache all right?" " Yeah, but that hat." " You think this is bad?" "Look at this one." "(laughing)" "Look at this one." "(laughing)" "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Here, take this bouquet." " What do I want with that?" " When I go, I go all the way." "(laughing)" "They're still out there." " Oh, you folks must have come in during the last ceremony." "Let's see, Mr. Wellington and Miss Parker." " Oh, uh" " That's right, Wellington and Parker." "Would you do us a favor?" "Would you call the police and get 'em over here in a hurry?" " Police?" " Yeah, come here." "See those two men out there?" "They're jewel thieves, and they're trying to steal this ring." " Oh, I'll get the police right away!" " Hurry up, please, hurry up!" " Why did you tell him your name was Wellington?" " Well, if I told him my name was Berle, they'd think it was a joke like everybody else." "(laughing)" " Yeah, you're right." " One of them's coming this way." " Let's make a break for it!" " No, just a minute." "Don't do that, it's safer here." "We'll stall." " Stall?" " Until the cops get here." " Oh." " [Edward] They tell me I mustn't leave Las Vegas without seeing your beautiful chapel." " [Minister] And quite right, sir." "Won't you step in." " [Edward] Thank you." " And make yourself at home." "We're very proud of, will you excuse me just a moment?" "Another marriage." " [Edward] Of course." " Uh, Mr. Wellington and Miss Parker?" "Yes, well if you'llstep right up in front," "I'll be with you in a minute." "(laughing)" " What are we gonna do?" " I don't know, we may have to get married." " I can't marry you, I've already got one husband." " What about me?" "I got a wife." "Do anything to stall." " But this is bigamy." "They can put us in jail for this." " Would you ratherspend two years in jail, or the rest of your life dead?" "(laughing)" " And here we are, now don't be bashful." "You know, Mr. Wellington, this is the first time" "I've ever married a couple from England." " England, yes, We're from England, you see, when we fussed over here, we didn't exactly think that we should get married here in Vegas, but it's all (mumbles)." " How was that?" " I, I said bully for you." "Hands across the sea, and all that sort of rot." "Dumb chap, doesn't understand English." " Well, I can, guv'nor." " Where are you witnesses?" " The (mumbles)?" " Your witnesses?" " Oh, the wit, the witnesses." "Well, actually, they should be here in a tuppence." " Uh, he's right, yes, he's right." " Tuppence, see?" " Well, I, I'd like to get on with this ceremony, because- [Lucy] Uh, I say old boy, what's your hurry?" " [Minister] Well, there are other people to be married." " I couldn't see 'em anywhere." " Well, Mr. Wellington, I-I'm behind schedule now." " Schedule, schedule." " Yes, well, I'm behind it, and, would you two gentlemen mind witnessing this wedding?" " Sorry, but we don't have the time." "(laughing)" " We'd be delighted." " Oh, thank you." "Just step right up here close." "Right there." "There we are." "Now, uh, your hat." "(mumbles)" "Your hat." " Oh, oh, the hat, well, I'd, I'd rather keep it on." "You see, well, coming from the railroad station to the airport, I caught a beastly draft and a chill." "I have a dreadful headache." " Righto, from the train to the plane, he caught a beastly pain." "(laughing)" " I beg your pardon?" " From the train to the plane, he caught a beastly pain." " By George, she's got it, she's got it." " I think we'd better begin." "We are gathered here to join together this couple in the bonds of matrimony." "(crying)" " Stiff upper lip, Cecily, stiff, stout fellow, stout fellow." " And do you Bruce, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" "(laughing)" " Naturally." "(laughing)" " And do you, Cynthia, take this, Cynthia?" "You've been calling her Cecily." " Oh, yes, (mumbles) balderdash." "You see, I was thinking of my first wife." "I'm sorry Cyn, sorry." " Quite all right, Bruce." "(laughing)" " Well, do you, Cynthia, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?" "(laughing)" " Naturally." " Well, then by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, I pronounce you man and wife." "Congratulations." "But don't go away." " Oh, don't worry, we won't, we'll stay." " Yes, because I have a wonderful surprise for you." " Today is full of surprises." " May I kiss the bride?" " Okay, Berle, let'sgo, and no more tricks." " Yeah, but I gotta pay for the wedding." "You're right, I'll send 'em a check." "(laughing)" " Now walk quietly like a couple of newlyweds." "(playful music)" " [Ricky] Surprise, surprise, surprise!" " Congratulations, you are the 10,000th couple to be married at El Rancho, and here is Ricky Ricardo to present you with the prizes." " But first of all, you'll be the guest of honor of the El Rancho Vegas in the honeymoon suite for one week." "And here's a check for $1,000." " Ricky, let's get a shot of you kissing the happy bride." " All right." "Do you mind?" "(laughing)" "How was that?" "(laughing)" "Lucy!" "(laughing)" " Hi, honey." "(laughing)" "Milton!" " What's going on here?" " Uh, (mumbles) happy anniversary, dear." "(laughing)" " Ah, Berle, you and your practical jokes." " Lucy, would you mind telling me what you are doing here?" " Well, you see, dear, uh, you told me not to pester Mr. Berle, but you didn't say anything about not marrying him." "(laughing)" " Milton, I am waiting for an explanation." " Well, honey, uh, you see, Lucy and I went out for a walk, and it was a full moon, and we passed this chapel here, and you know how impetuous I am." "But we can still be friends." "(laughing)" "(speaks foreign language)" "(laughing)" " I think he's wishing us luck." "(laughing)" " Lucy." " Huh?" " You are coming with me to the hotel right now." " Oh, no she isn't." " They're comin' with us." " Who are them?" " Them are who we've been trying to tell you about." " Well, you see, these guys are goin' on our honeymoon with us." "(laughing)" " Yeah, the, the four of us" " Shut up." " Now just a minute." "Just a cotton pickin' minute." "(laughing)" "You can't talk to my wife that way." "Who you think you are?" " This is who I am." " Yeah, they're jewel thieves, and they've beenchasing us to get this." " You see, Ruth, that's your anniversary gift, and it got stuck on Lucy's finger." " How you get mixed up with that ring in the first place?" " Well, you see, I, I" " Well, come on, everybody." "Discuss it on the way to your funeral." " Funeral?" " Yeah, they're gonna take us all out in the desert and shoot us." " Hey, get back here, shorty." "(laughing)" " I, I was just, uh." " Okay, funny man, get movin'." " And to think that you were the best man at my wedding." " Get going, and I mean you to, Justice." " Oh dear, I, I'll be late for my dinner." "(laughing)" " Now all of you, make believe this is a real happy wedding party." "Just act natural." "Justice, will you lead the way?" " Certainly." "(playful wedding music)" " Here, start throwin' some rice." "(playful wedding music)(laughing)" " Honey, that's no way to throw rice at your wife's wedding." "(laughing)" "(thuds)(groans)" "(laughing)(exciting music)" "(clattering)(exciting music)(laughing)" "(thuds) (clattering)" "(laughing)(exciting music)" " Milton, Milton!" " Ricky!" " Milton!" "(exciting music)(laughing)" " Whoa, look out!" " Look out!" "(playful music)(laughing)" "(sharp smacking)" "(laughing)(playful music)" "(yells)" " Ruthie, get his feet!" "(laughing)" "(thudding)" "(laughing)" " We did it!" "We did it!" " [Ruth] Are you all right?" " Oh, don't worry, darling." " Oh, dear, dear." " Arrest them, they're jewel thieves!" " No, not us, not us!" "Them, them!" "Those guys." "Get 'em outta here." "(clicking) (laughing)" " Oh, I'm sorry, darling." " It's all right, baby, it's all right, don't worry." " You must've gonethrough a lot of stuff." " I'm sorry, Ricky, about the whole thing." " Oh, I'm terribly sorry and poor Lucy." "Honey?" "Where is she?" " I'm down here some place, honey." "(laughing)" " Lucy!" "Honey." "Oh, baby." " Oh, my." "Oh!" "(laughing)" " Are you all right, sweetheart?" " Yeah, I'm all right." " Huh?" " I'm all right." " Excuse me, I'm ready to take your wedding picture, but, uh, which one did you marry?" " I-I-I married that one, but this one is my wife." " Yeah, the one that he married is really my wife, but this one is the one that is his wife." " Yeah, you see, I'm originally married to her." " I married him." " But he married my wife." " You see, this is his wife." " Please, please, please, wait a minute, wait a minute." "I'm very confused." " Nevermind, just take a group picture, and we'll match up the couples later." "(laughing)" "(exciting music)" " [Lucy] Hi." " Hi." " Hiya, kids." "I'll be with you in a minute." " But Mr. Berle?" " Please, not now, this machine is beginning to get hot again." " Mr. Berle?" " Yeah?" " Don't you have to say a few words about you know what?" " Oh, yeah." "Ladies and Gentlemen," "I'd like to thank Du Pont Zerex Anti-Freeze with MR-8 and Richard Hudnut, Lip Quick, the world's first roll-on lip color and Sportsman's fine toiletries for men, for making this all possible." "And I wanna thank you kids for being with me tonight." "It's been a lot of fun." " Thank you." " It's really been a great pleasure." "(siren rings) (exciting horn music)" "Oh, not again!" "(laughing)" "Goodnight, everyone." " Goodnight." " Say goodnight." "(speaks foreign language)" " Not (speaks foreign language), this is not your show." "It's my show." "(laughing)" "Goodnight." "(clapping)" "(exciting orchestral music)" " [Narrator] The Milton Berle Show was brought to you by DuPont Zerex Anti-Freeze." "Roy Rowan speaking." "This is a Sagebrush Enterprise production in association with NBC." "(exciting orchestral music)"
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"We're not a threat." "We're salvation." "The world will have to deal with us." "Previously on The 4400:" "I need you to talk to Shawn." "tell him he can't break up with me." "It would be a mistake." "isabelle's not giving up, not without a fight." "I don't want this relationship to end, so it's not going to." "I know I haven't always been there for you, kyle, but I thought we had a pretty good relationship." "We do." "It's just, you know, growing up with a dad who works for the FBI, NTAC, it can be pretty intense, you know?" "You're supposed to say, "I wanted to."" "Don't push your luck." "I told you what we were doing and you used it to betray me." "RyIand is responsible for the death of 28 4400s." "Twenty-eight people that might have changed the world for the better, were they allowed to live." "Alana will be prosecuted like any other member of the NO VA Group." "You're one of the only good men left in this fight." "I'II find a way to bring you back." "I promise." "Hi, Erika." " Stay away." " I'm not gonna hurt you, Erika." "I just want to talk." "I know." "That's what you always said." "That's how you used to get me up into your room." "I mean it now." "I swear." "This time I'm for real." "I'm not gonna let you touch me!" "It's okay." "uncle Patrick's here." "Tom baldwin?" "Need your initial by the X." " What is it?" " Sorry, man." "Not a psychic." ""These are not dinner." "Hang in there." "Diana."" "baldwin." "Jarvis said this is a suicide." "Any idea why we got called?" "Not really." "She said there's a DEA agent at the scene." "apparently, he requested an NTAC presence." "Hey, by the way, thanks for the cookies." "That was..." " That was really thoughtful." " Cookies?" "Yeah." "The basket full of cookies." "The ones you sent." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "I didn't send you anything, Tom." "In fact, I was gonna thank you." "Thank me?" "For what?" "I got a basket of cookies too, maybe an hour ago." "From you." "At least that's what the card said." "I didn't send you anything either." " You two from NTAC?" " Yes." "Matt Ruddy." "I'm with the DEA." "Come on in." "I guarantee you're gonna find this interesting." "Her name's Erika Lundgren." "She's our third suicide in the past two weeks." "Why is the DEA investigating suicides?" "Because we think they're all connected." "For the past six weeks or so, we've been hearing about a new recreational drug hitting the streets." "It's called blink." "We got a small sample off the dealer we arrested." "But why call us?" "It's hardly our area of expertise." "We had the sample analyzed." "One of the components our laboratory guys isolated was like nothing we've seen before." "So they did some more checking." "It's similar to what they found in the 4400s." "What do you call it?" "Promicin?" "What, so this drug blink, you think a 4400 is synthesizing it?" "That's why I called you guys." "If there's a 4400 involved in this," "I figure you could help track him down." "absolutely." "It'd help if we knew more about this drug." "We don't know much about it, except it seems to be a powerful hallucinogen." "How do you know Erika Lundgren was on blink when she jumped?" "Her roommate told us." "Erika took blink this morning." "Pretty soon after that, she started telling me she was seeing her uncle." "She was really freaked out." "I mean, the guy's in some prison for 1 2 more years." "Do you know where she got the drug?" "When Erika wanted to get high, she'd go see this guy she went to school with." "I guess he deals now." "I mean, I don't know if that's where she got it from, but his name's Greg." "He usually hangs out in Cowen Park." "He always wears this old high school varsity jacket." "Erika said he used to be a track star or something." "Tony, take care of her." "Thank you." "We should probably head to Cowen Park." "Find out where this guy Greg gets his blink." "hello, Tommy." "Dad?" "Hey, Tommy, you're standing in the middle of the street." " Better be careful." " Tom." "Tom, what are you doing?" "Come on." "What's going on?" "Diana, that DEA guy, he said blink causes hallucinations, right?" "Of course." "Why?" "Because I think I just saw my father." "He was right over there." "Tom, your father's been dead nine years." "exactly." " It was the cookies." "It had to be." " Tom, slow down." "Why would anyone wanna slip you blink?" "I don't know." "Maybe some bitter 4400." "Someone who hates NTAC." "Yeah, maybe." "But I had a cookie too, and I'm not seeing a dead relative." "I feel fine." "Listen, Tom, you've been under a Iot of stress lately." "I mean, all this talk of hallucinations, your mind has decided to play tricks on you." "Yeah, maybe." "still though, I think I should probably drive." "well, what do you wanna talk about?" " Diana, do you see him?" " See who?" " My father." "He's right there." " Tom, I don't see anything." "Nobody else can see me, pal." "I'm just here for you." "Just be quiet." "You're not real." "Listen to me, Tom." "There's no one there." "real or not real, I'm here." "And you're gonna have to deal with me." "What do you want, Dad?" "It's not what I want, it's what you want." "You're the one who brought me here." "There must be something you wanna say to me." " I've got nothing to say to you." " Tom, listen to me." "There is no one back there." "You're gonna have to try and calm down." "Yes, there is, Diana." "He's right" "He's gone." "He was right there, Diana." "I swear." "Tom, I'm gonna take you to NTAC medical, all right?" "It's gonna be fine." "That was nice." "See?" "It all still works between us." "I'm glad you came back." "isabelle." "Hey, not right now, okay?" " I've got stuff I should do." " Let it wait." "isabelle." "This time, if you want," "I couId make you think I'm someone else." "Anyone you've ever had a fantasy about." "I can make the earth move for us." "literally." "isabelle, you don't need to use your abilities to tempt me." "believe me, you're just fine on your own." " I just gotta go." " You never used to leave right after." "We've lost something, haven't we?" "I mean, we still fit together and everything, but it's not the same, is it?" "No, it's not." "And we keep pretending everything's the same way it used to be." "well, I still keep pretending." "How is it working for you?" "Not well." "I think I know what we need to do." "Good." "I'm glad you realize it too." "We have to get married." "It's the only way we can be sure we'II never lose each other." "isabelle." "You go do your stuff, I'II start thinking about a guest list." "Your CAT scan came back fine." "but your blood pressure's still a little elevated." "Aside from that, your vitals are holding steady." "What about his labs?" "Any drugs in his system?" "The tox screen was negative, but that's not surprising because we don't know a Iot about testing blink." "We've given you a mild sedative, but that's all we can do for the moment." "So I can go home, right?" "I haven't seen my dad in, what, six hours." "well, typically it takes about 48 hours for a psychotropic drug to leave your system." "We don't know much about blink." "well, so it's impossible to say how long the effects will last." "Or how severe they'II be." "HaIIucinogens tend to affect everyone differently." "It depends what kind of issues you're carrying in your subconscious." "AII right, I am gonna have Garrity give you both a ride home." " You two are taking a couple days off." " I don't need a couple days." "I feel fine." "But you ate the cookies too." "until we're sure the drugs are out of your system, you're both on medical leave." "I spoke to your dad about our conversation." "We wanted to talk to you together." "I don't know if you're serious about this whole proposal thing, but we need to nip it in the bud right now." "You and me getting married is not a good idea." "You're both too young." "Neither of you are ready for that kind of commitment." "I can't allow it." "I'm your father and I'm telling you, it's not gonna happen." "Your father speaks for both of us." "I'm not going along with this." "I get what the both of you are saying." "There are millions of reasons why we shouldn't get married." "There are just more reasons why we should." "Did either of you ever think that maybe this relationship was meant to happen?" "That Shawn and I were set up to meet?" "fall in love?" " isabelle, I don't love you." " Shawn, you and I are the two most powerful people on the planet." "We're supposed to be together." "Who else is good enough for you?" "isabelle, the man just told you straight up, he doesn't wanna marry you." "How much clearer does he have to be?" " You have to accept that." " No." "I don't." "actually, you two need to change the way you're thinking." "Maybe it wouId help if you thought about it" "like an arranged marriage." "The future wants us to be together." "We're gonna be together." "I'II make sure of it." "Are you sure you're going to be okay alone?" "I mean, I couId stay with you if you want." "No, I'm fine." "With any luck, that stuff's worn off already." "well, call if you need anything." " I will." "Good night." " Good night." "Okay, Garrity." "You can take me home now." "Hey, Diana." " Josh?" " It's good to see you." "You look different." "You look exactly the same." "What are you doing here?" "There's some stuff that we need to talk about." "I don't think so." "I mean, we haven't spoken in, what, 1 1 years?" "I don't see any reason to change that." "That's a bit harsh, don't you think?" "We've been through a Iot together." "No." "You put me through a Iot." "There's a difference." "Hey, are you all right?" "It looked like you were just talking to yourself." "No, I'm not okay." "I think I got slipped a dose of blink too." "really?" "Now, who'd you see?" "No one." "Just some guy I used to know." " You were engaged?" " Yeah, in grad school." "I had to take a physics course." "Josh SandIer was a teaching assistant, and we dated for three years." "I'm sorry." "I know it's a Iot to spring on you." "You never said anything." "well, it's not something I particularly like to talk about." "I don't wanna sound jealous of a hallucination, but you must think about this guy a Iot, huh?" "Tom's seeing his dad, you know, that makes sense." "Every kid's father is buried deep in their psyche." "Erika Lundgren saw her uncle." "Who knows what kind of history they had." "Look." "I can't answer for her." "But I can tell you that Josh and I have plenty of our own history, and most of it bad." "We had a fight about 1 0 days before the wedding, broke the engagement." "It was ugly." " Do you wanna talk about it?" " No." "The last thing I wanna do is talk about Josh SandIer." "Listen, I'm exhausted and I just wanna take a shower and get into bed." "Want some company?" "No, not tonight." "I'II call you in the morning." "Okay." "You got the place to yourself now, huh?" "Lot of room for one guy." "You know, now that AIana's gone, you ought to think about selling the place." "Get some kind of apartment." "Thanks for the suggestion, Dad." "I Iike it fine here." "You're still holding out for your son to come home." "I gotta tell you, buddy, I don't think that's gonna happen." "Hey, don't get mad." "I'm trying to have a conversation here." "Except you're not saying anything." "I wouldn't even know where to start." "Pick a topic." "Fine." "Let's talk about when I was a kid." "I used to hate coming home when I knew you were gonna be there." "You were nasty to Mom." "You drank." "You hated being a beat cop so much, you did everything you could to keep me out of law enforcement." "When I did get into the FBI, you never called, you never said congratulations." "You were too busy being jealous of your own damn kid." "Okay, I'm officially talking to myself now." "You feeling better?" "Come on, Tommy." "You're a grownup." "I never figured you'd still be carrying so much anger, Tom." "Being a father..." "You know how complicated it gets." "Look at you and kyle." "The kid's in jail." "He won't even talk to you, Iet alone see you." "kyle needs some time, and I'm giving it to him." "That's called respect." "I have always been there for him." "Good times and bad." " I didn't learn that from you." " I know I wasn't much of a father." "I tried to be there for you and Susan." "Look for understanding someplace else." "In fact, why don't you do us both a favor and just go away?" " That's not gonna happen." " Fine." "Then I will." "You can't just walk away, pal." "It ain't gonna be that easy to get rid of me." "You won't go away?" "I'II make you go away." "I'm gonna find the 4400 who's doing this to me." " I'm gonna force him to stop it." " You're going back on the case?" " I'II come with you." " No, no, no." "I'm not working an investigation with my dead father." "I don't think you got much of a choice, Tom." "Either I come along for the ride, or you and me go back inside and talk some more." "Fine." "Just don't show up when I'm in the middle of talking to somebody, okay?" "No problem." "Been a Iong time since I've worked a case." "This is gonna be fun." "You still make those Iate-night bowls of Ben Jerry's, huh?" "Josh, I want you to go away." "Just stop showing up in my Iife." "You know, it's funny." "But you'd only make yourself ice cream after everybody else had gone to bed." "I used to wonder what that said about you." "You know, you're gonna have to talk to me eventually." "No." "You see, you're a hallucination." "So I just have to make a conscious choice to ignore you and eventually you'II be gone." "It's a good plan." "I just don't think it's gonna work." "See, there's a reason I'm here, Diana." "There has to be." "You're random." "Just a mental hiccup." "Josh SandIer isn't even dead." "I googled him tonight." "He teaches astronomy at Pomona college." "So?" "That's the present-day Josh SandIer." "Your issues are with me, the guy you were engaged to." "I don't have any issues!" "Mommy?" "Are you okay?" "I heard noises." "I'm fine, sweetie." "I'm just practicing something for work." "Come on." "Let's get you to bed." "You were engaged?" "Why does everyone have such a hard time believing that?" "It's not a hard time believing it, it just" " well, you never told me." "It was a Iong time ago." "It didn't work out." "Listen, I'm glad you called." "I don't like the idea of a drug in my system that caused three suicides." "And these hallucinations we're having, so far, it doesn't seem like the same thing" "Erika Lundgren went through." " AII my dad wants to do is talk." " I know." "Josh hasn't threatened me either." "As long as it stays that way, there's no reason we can't use our free time to look into this case." "There's that delivery service." "If we track down the source of those cookies, maybe we could find the 4400 who's behind this." "And there's Cowen Park." "That dealer doesn't know anyone's looking for him." "I'II take the park, you take the delivery service." "Sounds good." "Anything but waiting around for my ex to show up." "Devon, all of these messages are from this morning." "well, everyone wants to congratulate you on your engagement." " Do you wanna start returning?" " No." "I don't wanna talk to anyone." "Not even your mother?" "I have her on hold." "Yeah." "Thank you, Devon." "Mom, hey." "No" " Mom." "Mom, who told you I got engaged?" "No, I'm coming right over." "Mom, where are you?" " A little mischievous one, wasn't he?" " I Iove that little old face." "It's so cute." "Look at those eyes." "Look at that little butt." "So somebody tell me what's going on here." "If it isn't Mr. Secretive." "I'm just showing your fiancée your baby pictures." "Consider it punishment for not making me the first phone call." "Come on, sit." "I'd love to, but IsabeIIe and I have to actually get going." " We have a Iot to talk about." " You bet we do." "My oldest boy is getting married and I'm gonna help plan the wedding." "I promise we won't make any decisions without you." " But, isabelle, we need to go now." " You're being rude." "I don't mean to be, but we really need to go." "Now." " It was really nice seeing you again." " You too." "I Iove your son very much." "We should probably be heading in the other direction." "Great." "You're back." " We're going to Covington, right?" " You shouldn't back-seat drive, Josh." "You know, it was always one of your least flattering qualities." "could you speak up a bit, ma'am?" "I didn't catch that." "I wasn't talking to you." "I was just" "Sorry." "I don't mean to be annoying." "I'm sorry for everything, actually." "The way things worked out with us." "I just had to say that out loud." "apology not accepted." "Do you mind just being quiet?" "You know, I have to admit, this is not how I pictured you at all." "I mean, working for the government." "You're carrying a gun." "The whole thing with us, the wedding, it really must have changed you." "As usual, Josh, you're placing yourself at the center of everything." "Maybe I have changed." "But it's got nothing to do with you." "In fact, until you showed up yesterday," "I mean, I hadn't thought about you in five years." "What?" "It's just that your left eye still does that little twitching thing when you lie." "Yeah, I remember you." "The gift basket." "Right." "well, there were cookies inside, and we have reason to believe that they were laced with an illegal drug." "Hey, I don't know anything about that." "I just pick stuff up and deliver." "well, you delivered it to me." " Where did you pick it up?" " That's supposed to be confidential." "I guess it's okay this one time." "It was an old building downtown." "Here it is. 1 56 Liberty Avenue." "Look at these people." "They don't even try to hide what they're doing." "I tell you, things have changed since I was walking the beat." "Yeah, I know." "You'd have won the war on drugs singIe-handed." "You've become a really angry guy, you know that?" "I'm not trying to pick a fight here." " I know I'm not perfect." " You're not even alive." "AII right, fair enough." "I wasn't perfect." "I blame most of that on the job." "You get burned out dealing with this crap." "violence, ugliness." "It got inside my head." "I couldn't switch it off when I got home." "That's why I drank." "It's why I got nasty sometimes with you and your mother." "I'm not making excuses for myself." "I mean" " You seem to need some kind of an explanation for what I did." "That's the best one I can give you." "Okay." "It's not anything I didn't already know, but..." "Okay." "That dealer we're looking for, did you say he wears some kind of a high school varsity jacket?" "Yeah, why?" "I don't know what you're so worked up about." "You won't find anything." "This wouldn't happen to be blink, would it?" "And so what if it is?" "blink's brand-new, man." "Feds haven't even had time to make it illegal yet." "Yeah, well, we'II find time." "That's what we do when people start dying." " So who's supplying you with this?" " You think I'd tell you that?" "baldwin." "Did Jarvis say what this is about?" "No." "Just that there'd been some break in the case." "These are the agents that were affected?" "This is Tom baldwin, Diana Skouris." "They were compromised yesterday." "Oh, I am so sorry about all this." "You were drugged against your will." "And those young people committing suicide..." "It's all so terrible." "Ma'am, who are you?" "My name is Naomi Bonderman." "It's my ability that did this to you." "I caused all this." "One day, about three months ago," "I woke up with what I thought were sweaty palms." "Then I realized it wasn't sweat." "It was some kind of oil, I suppose you'd call it." "And that's when I first saw my sister." "This sister of yours, you hadn't seen her for a while?" "Ruth's been dead for 30 years." "And there she was, standing at the foot of my bed." "We were never close." "But once I realized I hadn't gone completely batty, we had a very nice visit." "finally, after all these years, we worked things out between us." "In the morning, she was gone." "And then I touched Gordon's hand." "Gordon?" "Is that your husband?" "No, my mailman." "And that night, he was visited by some Army buddy of his who was wounded in the first gulf War." "That's when I started wearing my gloves." "Mrs. Bonderman, have you any idea how your ability came to be sold on the streets?" "At first I had no idea." "But now, I think it had something to do with my fried chicken." "I use a Iot of herbs in my cooking." "I grow them myself." "That's the only place I don't wear my gloves, when I'm working in the garden." "And the herbs absorbed the oil from your hands." "My family had come over for Sunday dinner." "And that night, they all started having their own encounters." "It was very emotional for everyone." "But it all seemed to work out for the best." "No one died or anything." "could someone have gotten ahold of these herbs, used them to make this drug?" "That must have been what happened." "The Tuesday after the dinner, I went out to water, and all of my plants were gone." "pulled out." "Someone stole the herbs from your garden, someone who knew the effect they could have." "I had hoped one day my ability might be used as a kind of therapy to help people." "But now it's being sold on the street and people are dying." "It's just horrible." "Mrs. Bonderman, have you any sense of how long these visions usually last?" "Sometimes the visitors stay for days, weeks even." "I know one thing, though." "The more you ignore them, the longer they stay, and the more insistent they become." "I know we're officially on medical leave, but I thought I might check out that address we got from the delivery company." "Try and find out who sent the cookies." "You wanna come along?" "I was gonna stop by Mrs. Bonderman's house, go over the guest list from that dinner." "She seemed a little vague about who was there." "Think one of them might have gone into business with Grandma's recipe?" "That's a place to start." "isabelle, this has to stop." "You can't force me to marry you." " You've got cold feet." "I read about this." " No." "It's not cold feet." "I want you to understand this is not gonna happen." "I'm not gonna marry you." "And if you can't accept that, if you wanna hurt me for rejecting you, you go ahead and do it." "I'm right here." "Let's get it over with." "I would never hurt you, Shawn." "That's good to hear." "Okay, we're clear, right?" "It's over between the two of us." "You once told me that good and evil was a choice." "One you get to make." "well, right now, I'm at a place where I have to make that choice." "And I'm afraid if I lose you, I'm going to make the wrong one." "Who are you gonna threaten this time?" "My mom?" "Shawn, I'm not threatening anyone." " I'm asking for your help." " My help?" "There are things I was sent here to do." "brutal things." "Your mother and millions of other people could die because of me." "I don't know how you could know that, but it doesn't have to happen that way." " You can fight it." " That's what I'm trying to do." "That's why you and me, we need to be together." "Because I think you're the only one who can stop me." "You sure this is the place?" "Yeah." "Stood right here, guy came out from the back, handed me the cookies." "That was it." "The management company said that this office has been vacant for eight months." "You said these guys are drug dealers, right?" "I mean, maybe they move around a Iot." "Maybe they operate out of a whole bunch of different places." "The man who gave you the cookies, you don't remember anything about him?" "I wasn't really paying attention." "If I saw him again, maybe." "Look, since no one's here, can I go?" "I gotta get back to work." "Yeah, sure." "Thanks for trying." "call me if something comes to you." "Sure." "Is that a clue?" "I'm trying to work here." "You know what?" "This isn't fun for me either." "I've got my job too." "There must be something that you wanna say to me." " What, you wanna talk about old times?" " old times?" "You cheated on me two weeks before the wedding." " Who does something like that?" " Figured you'd still be mad about that." "Oh, it took me forever to get over what you did." "The hurt, the betrayal." "But I did it." "I put you behind me." "I moved on." "And I'm not interested in a single thing you have to say." "Josh?" "Are we done?" "Anybody could get over that fence." "Thanks for pointing that out." "Remember when you were a kid, you used to help me mow the lawn?" "I remember you yelling at me for missing spots." "I wanted you to do a good job." "Take pride in your work." "Be a man." "Yeah, well, it worked." "No matter what the situation," "I just think about what you would do and I do the opposite." "Never failed." "That's my Tommy." "He's got all the answers, huh?" "When it comes to you, I do." "AII right then, answer me this." "The last time I went in the hospital, the time I didn't make it out, why didn't you come see me?" "It's a simple question, Tom." "Agent baldwin, would you Iike some iced tea?" "Let's see, there were Barry, kathleen and the twins" "Oh, and they cried all through dinner." "PhiIip and his new girlfriend." "Oh, I'm afraid I don't remember her name." "Roger and julie." "Oh, I'm sorry." "julie was sick that day." "Sinus headache." "She gets them all the time." " That's my grandson Randy." " He works for door-to-door delivery?" " He's still finding himself." " Does he know about your ability?" "Oh, of course he does." "He was here at that dinner." "He had two helpings of chicken." "The neighbor says Randy left a few hours ago." "No idea where he went." "We know he's not at work." "I'm gonna check the bedroom, see if I can find an address book." "Don't you guys ever stop for lunch?" "I thought I'd gotten rid of you." "No, no, no." "We still have some ground to cover." "You know that thing that you said about how you've moved on, that you put me behind you?" "You know, I'm not really sure I'm buying it." "I don't care." "well, maybe not." "But if you're so over me, how come you haven't had a single serious relationship since we broke up?" "I have had plenty of serious relationships." "Ones that were a Iot more respectful and successful than the one I had with you." " You wanna name one?" " What do you call Marco?" "I'd call him a very sweet guy who'd do anything for you." "You could learn something from him." "still, it's a relationship with no future and you know it." "That's why you're with him." "Look, I have no idea what kind of future I've got with Marco." "We haven't been going out that long." "So you're gonna go out for a couple months, and then when he pushes you for a commitment, you're gonna finally tell him the truth:" "That there isn't any chemistry." "That you're not right for each other." "AII things you already know." "Is that really the way I treat the guys I date?" "Di, you're an amazing woman, and I blew it." "What I did to you was cruel, but you can't keep protecting yourself forever." "It's not fair to you." "It's not fair to Marco." "Offhand, I'd say somebody's been doing some baking." "Yeah, but where did all the cookies go?" "Look, buddy, I know you're busy, but you never answered my question." "Why didn't you come see me when I was dying?" "Dad, I really can't talk about this now." "It's not my favorite memory either." "well, so let's get it over and done with." "I'II leave you alone." "You mean if I tell you, that's it?" "We're done?" "You're gone?" "Be a step in the right direction." "I was in baltimore working on a case for the Bureau." "When I got the call from Mom, I booked a flight home." "I was all set to go, but then the case heated up and I missed my plane." "By the time I couId get another, it was too late." "I asked you for the truth, Tommy." "You're just giving me excuses." "You want the truth?" "I stayed away as a favor to you." "You didn't want me there, Dad." "Whatever I'd say, whatever I'd do, it'd only piss you off like always." "I figured my not being there would make it easier for you." "I let you die in peace." "I wanted to see you one last time." "You're my son, Tommy." "I Iove you." "Yeah, well, that's nice to hear, but it's a little too late." "I know." "It was my fault." "I'm sorry." "But I did want you there, Tommy." "You were wrong about me, about how I felt." "Maybe you're wrong about some other things." "I hope you're gonna show me a cabinet filled with cookies." "I wish." "I think he took them with him." "You better take a look at that." "I found it wedged behind the dresser." "Looks like he kept a record of everyone he dosed." "Think it's some kind of enemies list?" "He's trying to get back at all these people?" "Diana." "That's the food fair." "It starts today." "Now we know where he took the cookies." "Tom." "Stop!" "Get up." " Where are the rest of the cookies?" " There aren't any more." "I swear." "He's only just opened the box." "Looks like we made it just in time." "Diana." "Go." "Nice work, you two." "NTAC medical is gonna be busy for some time." "We'II keep them under observation, get them some counseling." "I take it you both have been too busy ignoring your medical leave to deal with your own situations." "We figured first things first." "Yeah, I know." "If my dad showed up," "I'd be spending a Iot of time at work too." "But now, I want you both to go home and deal with this thing." "If you feel you can't, we'II book you adjoining suites at NTAC medical." "Okay?" "I just want you to know, I never meant to hurt anyone." "tell that to Erika Lundgren and the others who died." "I'm really sorry about that." "honestly." "But all I did was give them a chance to deal with their problems." "You know, face to face." "I just wanted to share the enlightenment." "I guess they couldn't handle it." "well, I don't get the connection." "Why send the cookies to us?" "What are you talking about?" "You guys exposed the promicin scandal." "You saved my grandmother's life." "It was a gift." "My way of saying thank you." ""Thank you"?" "I guess no good deed ever goes unpunished, huh?" "AII this stuff IsabeIIe told you, sure she wasn't making it up, scaring you?" "Trying to keep you close?" "Because I'm telling you, Shawn, this sounds crazy." "I can heal people." "You can move things with your mind." "We live in a crazy world." "When she was a baby, even younger, when she was in her mother's womb," "I knew she was different." "Dangerous." "Richard, if I believed that staying with isabelle would save all those lives," "I would marry her tomorrow." "But what happens a month from now?" "Or a year?" "What happens if she gets tired of me?" "Or I make her angry?" "I get it." "But marrying her is not the answer." "We gotta find another way to stop her." "She's my daughter, Shawn." "What would you have me do?" "Hey, I was out with some of the guys." "I came right over as soon as I got your voice mail." "You okay?" "I picked up some italian on the way here." "Don't be nice to me." "I don't like the sound of that." "I know this isn't pleasant, but you're doing the right thing." "Does this mean we can say goodbye?" "As a matter of fact, it does." "Try not to miss me, Di." "I won't." "Goodbye?" "You mean you're leaving?" "AII I've been doing is making you miserable." "I figure I did enough of that when you were a kid growing up." "Yeah, we're done here." "Made about as much progress as we can make." "You take care." "I'd shake your hand but it doesn't work that way." "Dad?" "You know what I said before about..." "Why missing that flight home was a favor to you?" "That wasn't true." "I never thought it was." "I did it for me." "Just the idea of standing around that hospital room watching you die, with all that anger still between us, knowing that we'd never work it out, that we'd..." "We'd never be as close as I wanted us to be?" "I couldn't do it." "It's okay, Tommy." "I didn't deserve to have you there." "I should have been there anyway." "I'm sorry." "The clock just ran out on us, huh?" "well, I guess there's no clock now, is there?" "I got all the time in the world." "Not that we have to use it." "Why don't you come and sit down?" " Tommy, we don't have to do this." " I know." "Why don't you...?" "Why don't you just come back in the kitchen and park it, okay?" "I never liked eating alone." "Nothing worse." "So, what do you wanna talk about?" "Happy now?" "You tried." "Didn't work." "You can't kill me, Shawn." "I guess we're gonna get married after all."
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"♪ Men. ♪" "Okay, here it is." "This is Louis' first science fair project." "You're gonna love it." "Wow." "Louis made this all by himself." "Last time I was here, he got the straw from his juice box stuck in his nose." "He also got it unstuck." "Uh, check it out." "So, uh, so we'll take a piece of bread, all right?" "Put it in the mouth, where the saliva will start to dissolve the bread." "And then it'll travel down to the stomach, where the acids will break down the complex carbohydrates." "At which point it will move past the appendix, which does nothing." "Yeah, we should rename that the Alan." "Uh, and then it'll go to the small intestines, the large intestines, where finally..." "Oh, dear God." "Uh, no, it's okay, it's a Hershey's Kiss." "Okay." "So the reason I came over is to tell you-- we are ready to start the final steps for you to officially adopt Louis." "Oh, my God, I'm gonna Hershey's Kiss my pants." "But before the adoption is final," "I want you to tell Louis you two aren't gay." "Are you sure that this is the best time to do that?" "I mean, I haven't even talked to him about the birds and the bees, let alone the bees and the bees." "I know there is never a perfect time to tell your son his two dads aren't gay but it'll be more harmful the longer you wait." "Yeah, but it's just, like, h-how do I tell him?" "Um, does Hallmark make a "Sorry, son, it turns out I'm straight" card?" "You've been a fantastic father so far." "I am confident you will handle this with the utmost attention and care." "Walden?" "Him I'm worried about." "Sorry I'm late." "Uh, I took Louis to the mall to get him some new school clothes." "He's trying them on right now." "Plus there was a new kiosk that will bedazzle anything." "Got an iPhone case for my boo." "Now, I'm gonna bedazzle your cheek with some sugar." "Alan, as your social worker, I cannot accept gifts." "And as your "boo," hell no." "I can't believe I'm just realizing this, but the perfect person to date a social worker is a needy child." "We were just discussing that it would be in the best interest of Louis to tell him you two aren't actually gay." "Oh, I agree 100 percent." "I mean, it's not like anyone was buying either one of us as a gay man anyway." "Ooh, that top is fierce, girl." "Rawr." "Louis, could you come in here for a second?" "Oh, oh, we're doing it right now?" "It will be such a relief to discontinue this charade." "What are you wearing?" "Alan says between business casual and country club chic." "Now turn around." "He's "bedazzle-ous."" "Okay, should we tell him now?" "I don't think he's gonna believe us." "♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪" "♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪" "♪ Two and a Half Men 12x12 ♪ A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Original Air Date on January 29, 2015" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ Men. ♪" "Oh, hey, Berta." "I talked to Louis." "He said you guys told him you're not gay." "Yeah, we didn't want to lie to him anymore." "So now you're just lying to yourself." "Lyndsey?" "Hi, Alan." "Can we talk?" "Sure, come on in." "Uh, can I give you a hand with your box?" "Boy, I haven't said that to you in a while." "I'll say to you now what I said to you then." "It's easier if I just do it myself." "I was cleaning out my house, and I found some of your old things." "Oh, look at this stuff." "Oh, here's a picture from our Caribbean vacation." "Oh, remember how I got stung by that jellyfish?" "Of course I do-- you made me pee on you to neutralize the pain." "Seems like you got stung a lot on that vacation." "Did I?" "Wow!" "Oh, look." "Wow, my old boom box." "Oh, and it still has that mix CD I made for us." ""Now That's What I Call Nasty, Volume 69."" "♪ A little bit of Mary ♪" "Ah!" "♪ All night long ♪" "♪ A little bit of Jessica, here I am ♪" "♪ A little bit of you makes me your man... ♪" ""Mambo No. 5."" "How did I ever let you make love to me while you sang other women's names?" "Be fair, you used to scream other guys' names." "Anyway, I didn't come by just to bring you your stuff." "I also wanted to tell you that I've decided to move away." "Get a fresh start." "What?" "Uh, wh-where's this coming from?" "I've been thinking about it for a while, and there's nothing for me here." "I mean, most of my memories involve a time when I was drinking really heavily, and those aren't pretty." "I mean, the bar by my house has a drink called "The Lyndsey Special."" "It's a bottle of Merlot, a shot of vodka and a scrunchie to hold your hair back while you throw up." "So where do you think you're gonna go?" "Well, I have family in Arizona, so... not there." "Ah, you know, I just, I can't believe it." "I mean, well, I hope you don't forget about me completely." "You're a hard person to forget, Alan Harper." "I've tried." "Hence, "The Lyndsey Special."" "Mm." "Anyway, I just wanted to let you know." "This is gonna be so strange." "I mean, even when we weren't together, it was nice knowing you were nearby." "Ah, I know what you mean." "Well, this is it." "Good-bye, Alan." "Good-bye, Lyndsey." "Are we really not gonna talk about the 20 bucks you owe me?" "I am really gonna miss you." "I'll miss you, too." "Let's go to your room." "Okay, great." "Ow!" "What's wrong?" "I just got stung by a jellyfish earlier, that's all." "♪ Men. ♪" "♪ ..." "Jessica, here I am ♪" "♪ A little bit of you makes me your... ♪" "Yeah, still got it." "Sex is very different when you're sober." "Now I really know how long two minutes is." "It was a special occasion." "I wanted to give you a little something extra." "Well, thank you." "This puts a nice cap on our relationship." "Wait." "I can't have this be the last time we make love." "The last time I put on your panties." "The last time you say, "No, not there,"" "and I pretend I was just confused." "Look, I'm not saying I won't miss you, but the fact is you're married." "You're about to adopt a child." "That's my point." "The adoption is almost final, and when it is," "Walden and I will get a divorce." "And I misspelled my name on the prenup." "We'll live like kings." "Are you really asking me to stay?" "Yes, I mean, we've shared so much over the years." "We can't just throw it away like a... a long-running hit television show that still pulls in a pretty decent audience." "I suppose it is something to think about." "I mean, for the first time in a long time, neither one of us is seeing anybody else." "Hey, do you need a bedazzled iPhone case?" "Wait, are you seeing someone?" "Yeah, yeah, Alan Harper has two girlfriends." "What else do I have?" "Good credit?" "Health insurance?" "A job?" "This is a lot to think about." "I'm gonna need some time." "Of course, take all the time you need." "Okay." "Look, I really do need to go." "And I really do need my panties back." "Oh." "♪ Men. ♪" "Hey, Walden." "Lyndsey?" "Uh, are you coming out of Alan's room?" "Uh-huh." "You drinking again?" "Do I need to take you to a meeting?" "No, still sober." "But I should apologize for sleeping with your husband." "Not the first time I've said that." "See ya." "So, okay." "Alan!" "Yeah?" "Are you having sex with Lyndsey while you're sleeping with our social worker?" "Yeah, my pimp hand is strong." "No, it's not!" "Look, look, this thing with Lyndsey just happened." "A-And, honestly, I-I'm glad it did." "I-I really want her to give us another shot." "Wh about Ms. McMartin?" "!" "Oh, we're not that serious." "Plus, she doesn't get me like Lyndsey gets me." "When I try to put Ms. McMartin's panties on, she looks at me like I'm some kind of weirdo." "Kind of like how I'm looking at you right now?" "!" "Look, I'm gonna see Ms. McMartin tonight, and I-I'll tell her it's over." "She's gonna be upset-- nobody likes getting dumped." "Oh, she'll be fine." "I mean, you've seen how she looks at me." "That's not love." "That's not even like." "That's-- if we run into anyone I know," "I'm pretending that you're my slow brother." "Alan?" "Mm-hmm." "I want you to get your penis out of my business." "Change "business" to "turkey,"" "uh, and it's the story of how a 13-year-old boy named Alan ruined Thanksgiving." "♪ Men. ♪" "What looks good?" "And don't say my boobs." "Cute." "Funny." "Boobs." "Um, can we talk?" "What's wrong?" "Is it the restaurant?" "It's not too pricy, is it?" "It only had one dollar sign on Yelp." "N-N-No, it's not that." "Um, although, $14 for tilapia?" "Sounds to me like a beer-battered rip-off." "Then what's going on?" "Here's the thing." "I really like you, it's just that..." "Oh, my God, are you breaking up with me?" "Wow, Band-Aid off." "Seriously?" "You?" "Breaking up with me?" "That?" "Breaking up with this?" "Hey, hey, there's no need to point." "I mean we both could be in better shape." "Oh, there is only one person at this table wearing Spanx, and it is not me." "Could you keep it down?" "People are starting to look." "Oh, well, they're probably wondering why the old man and his nurse are arguing." "Hey, I am not that much older than you." "I'm 47." "Great, you just lost me my senior discount." "I knew dating you was a bad idea." "Yes, exactly." "Louis and Walden are the priority here." "You and I should never have complicated the adoption with our unbridled passion." "We should have bridled." "This was so stupid." "I am so stupid." "No, you're not stupid." "You just let your unfettered desire get the best of you." "You should have fettered." "You know what?" "You're right." "Ending this is a good thing." "To be honest, I'm actually a little relieved." "Of course you are, you just dodged a bullet-- a cheap, middle-aged, lactose-intolerant bullet." "♪ Men. ♪" "What is going on?" "I have no idea." "Surprise!" "It's inspection time!" "♪ Men. ♪" "♪ Men. ♪" "Look at these sharp corners on this table." "No gate on the stairs." "I see a lot of problems here." "A lot of problems." "A lot of problems." "Believe me, I see the same problem." "And I would like to help you get rid of your problem, even if that means dumping the problem's body in the ocean." "If you think it's hard getting me out of here alive, try getting rid of my ghost." "Okay, obviously this is not about the adoption." "This is about us." "Now, why don't we just sit down and talk?" "Look at this." "A weapon in the form of a toy?" "Is it loaded?" "Yes, it is!" "You have to be careful." "You might hurt someone you thought you cared about but were horribly deceived by." "Okay, listen," "I understand that you are very upset." "And I agree that we should take this out on Alan." "Your railings on the deck are too low, there's no safety glass on the fireplace and you have alcohol within a child's reach." "We can, we can fix this." "See?" "All gone." "Ugh.." "What kind of wine is that?" "Oh, uh, uh, it's instant." "It comes in a packet." "Just add water." "Uh, it's-it's like astronaut wine." "And you're upset that this guy broke up with you?" "The only thing I'm upset about is the litany of violations I found here tonight." "You have 48 hours to address these issues." "Keep in mind:" "I can stop by anytime I see fit." "Anytime." "Okay, say what you will, but that exit was cool." "Okay, you think she's angry now?" "What do you think is gonna happen when she finds out about you and Lyndsey?" "Oh, oh, don't worry, I'll apologize to Ms. McMartin, and then tomorrow, when I'm having lunch with Lyndsey," "I'll tell her we have to lay low until the adoption goes through." "No." "I don't want you going anywhere near Ms. McMartin." "But I think I can help..." "No!" "You've already done enough damage." "And I'm warning you, you stay away." "I am a billionaire and I can buy my way out of at least one murder." "This is still America." "♪ Men. ♪" "So, what looks good?" "And don't say my boobs." "Why would I say "my boobs"" "when it's your boobs that I like?" "Have you thought about us?" "Yes." "I want to give it a try." "Oh, you do?" "!" "Oh, that is so great." "I know!" "The rest of our life together starts right now." "Yes!" "Or in three weeks, when I can see you again." "What?" "Oh, well, Walden is worried about the adoption." "He doesn't want there to be any complications." "So he thinks I'll screw it up?" "No, he thinks I'll screw it up." "Oh, sure." "So I just think it's better if we lay low until after the court date." "I understand." "Is that why we drove an hour away from the ocean to go to a seafood restaurant?" "Ah, that and... no corkage fee." "Ooh." "A Pinot." "Oh!" "Oh, you don't mind if I drink, do you?" "I can honestly say I've never been less tempted." "Good legs... mmm, full body... goes down easy." "They should call this "The Lyndsey Special."" "Cute." "You know, I-I certainly wouldn't want to do anything to jeopardize the adoption." "And taking it slow is probably better for us, too." "Oh!" "Lyndsey plus Alan equals "us."" "Aw..." "Hello, Alan." "Good God!" "What-what are you doing here?" "And-and how do you keep making these dramatic entrances?" "Who is this?" "Oh." "Uh, Th-this is-is Lyndsey." "Uh, Lyndsey, this is Ms. McMartin, our social worker." "Uh, remember, I told you about her and the adoption?" "Um, uh, Lyndsey is my cousin, um, from Cedar Rapids, Iowa." "What?" "So you make out with your cousin?" "I said she was from Iowa." "Is this why you broke up with me?" "For her?" "Hold on." "You're dating your social worker?" "He was." "Till he dumped me last night." "Was it just last night?" "You said you were single." "Did I say I was single?" "Yeah." "Right after we had sex." "Did we have sex?" "You had sex with her?" "Did I have sex with her?" "You jackass!" "Heh." "Chicks." "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed, am I right?" "Oh, Lyndsey..." "Lyndsey, wait!" "I banged both of them." "Ain't no thang." "♪ Men. ♪" "Hey." "Oh, hey, did you, uh, see Lyndsey?" "Uh, yes, I did." "Uh, and she was totally cool with taking it slow until the adoption is done." "Good." "And thank you." "Yeah, you may not want to thank me just yet." "Um..." "Please tell me that that is your blood and not powdered wine." "I-It's not my fault." "Ms. McMartin showed up." "What?" "She followed me." "She's gone crazy." "No, she hasn't "gone crazy."" "You drove her crazy." "You make people crazy!" "That-that's a little unfair." "I mean, I grant you that, you know, maybe it was a mistake to sleep with her, but when a woman has five cats, she doesn't have to be "made crazy."" "You know what?" "You're right." "This-this-this is my fault." "I'm the one who made the mistake." "You are?" "Yes." "I mistakenly thought that you were a capable, competent human being, able to handle a simple situation without destroying the life of everyone around you." "Boy, if I had a dollar for every time someone has said that to me." "But seriously, seriously, I-I will fix this." "Oh." "Great." "You're gonna fix this." "Yeah." "I mean, why was I worried?" "Have no fear!" "Alan is here!" "Hey!" "Hey, everyone!" "Don't worry!" "Alan's gonna fix it!" "Sailors at sea, throw away your life vests!" "You don't need them!" "'Cause Alan is gonna fix everything!" "Maybe I do make people crazy." "♪ Men. ♪" "Walden?" "What are you doing here?" "I am on the "Alan Harper Apology Tour."" "Uh, but this is gonna require a little bit of audience participation." "When I say "Alan," you say "idiot."" "Alan." "Idiot." "Alan." "Idiot." "This is fun." "Come in." "Wow, this is nice." "And it doesn't smell like cat urine at all." "So what do you want, Walden?" "I realize that Alan" "Idiot." "Look, I-I realize that he can do some stupid things." "And I'm-I'm sure you've seen his helicopter dance, where he uses his penis as the propeller." "Actually, I haven't." "Neither have I." "I realize how angry you must be with him." "But that has nothing to do with the kind of father I can be to Louis." "I know that." "It's just that Alan" "Idiot." "Ha!" "He makes me crazy." "I-I just said that!" "In-in fact, I hit a lifeguard with a patio chair saying that." "Look, Walden, at the end of the day," "I'm not gonna let my anger prevent a child from being placed in a good home." "Thank God." "I just..." "I've never realized how much another person can mean to me." "That is so sweet." "Why can't anybody ever think that about me?" "I am such a loser!" "No, you're not a loser, Ms. McMartin." "Yes, I am!" "I thought I hit rock bottom by dating an old guy who can't get a boner." "It turns out, rock bottom is getting dumped by the old guy who can't get a boner." "What is wrong with me?" "Nothing." "Come on, you're smart and you're fun..." "And, oh, by the way, you are way too pretty for Alan." "Oh." "So are you." "See?" "Now there's that smile." "Come on, now, now... any guy would be lucky to be with you." "Oh, you're just saying that." "No, you're awesome." "And what you do for a living, helping those kids, changing their lives, putting your hand on my leg..." "Wow." "I can't believe this." "You're not the only one." "I don't want you to worry." "I'm not going to let the fact that we are in a relationship affect Louis." "Learned that lesson, am I right?" "Yeah." "Relationship." "Okay." "I am going to go..." "Where?" "Where are you going?" "To the bathroom." "Oh, okay." "Hurry back." "I'll miss you." "I'll miss you, too." "Ooh, it's a little chilly out there." "I'm gonna grab my pants." "And my car keys." "♪ Men. ♪" "♪ Take one step left and one step right ♪" "♪ One to the front and one to the side ♪" "♪ Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice ♪" "Alan?" "♪ And if it looks like this ♪" "♪ Then you're doing it right ♪" "♪ A little bit of ♪ ♪ Lyndsey. ♪" "♪ In my life ♪" "♪ A little of bit of ♪ ♪ Lyndsey. ♪" "♪ By my side... ♪" "♪ Lyndsey. ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"
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"Yeah, the light's better right there." "Now kiss me." "Well, no, not like that." "You're not going off to war." "Just a-a sweet, gentle peck." "Mm." "Okay, wait." "Wait." "(speaks inaudibly)" "I've, uh, I've never hated anything this much." "We gotta get their attention." "Cough." "(door opens and closes) not in my face, dude." "Turn your head and cough." "Ooh, Ellie and I play that game." "She wears a surgical mask and nothing else." "Andy, boundaries." "Have you told these guys you two are hooking up yet?" "Great." "Now you look." "(whispers) come on." "(normal voice) I know this is huge, so let's hear it." "I thought you guys were already dating." "Well, Smith, in a few minutes," "I'm giving out the "who invited you?" award," "And you oughta get your speech ready." "Sorry, Jules, but you're not in a relationship yet." "It has to last at least nine days before I consider it real." "It's the same rule that I have" "For hair extensions or foster parents." "Your rules are" "Ah, sweetie." "This is Jules' time." "But I have to let it out." "Whisper what you were gonna SA" "(whispering indistinctly)" "Really?" "Trav, me and Grayson-- thoughts?" "Feelings?" "Whatever makes you happy." "Hey, new dad, you give me 20 bucks," "I'll never call you "new dad" again." "Winner." "Thank you." "See you, mom." "I love you, new dad." "That feels right." "That is the longest, meanest thing I've ever heard." "No, I'm not done yet." "Come on." "It'd be more romantic if you ran your fingers through my hair." "Yeah, it would be." "She's not going for it, buddy." "I wonder why, dad." "What?" "Today's special for us." "It is?" "It's our 7-month anniversary." "(laughs) you screwed the pooch, trav-y." "Seven months is a big one." "Is it, dad?" "I don't know." "I'm just talking." "Hey, is there any more of that fancy salami left?" "I just ate the last piece." "Oh, man." "I wish I could be your mouth." "Dad, mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh." "Look, your house is great," "But do you ever think we could sleep over here?" "No." "When I'm in your bedroom," "I feel like balloons are gonna start falling from the ceiling," "Like I'm the "millionth customer." eee." "(laughs) that's funny." "I should rig that up." "No, you really shouldn't." "Jules, in a relationship" "Oh, w-w-w-w-wait." "If you're gonna start pontificating" "About relationships," "I'm gonna have to record this on my phone." "(phone beeping) 'cause I guarantee you," "This will come back to bite you on the ass." "I ain't scurred." "Mm-hmm." "Jules, in a relationship," "Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do." "It's part of being a couple." "(laughs) that's a good one." "Okay. (beep)" "You know, I can't believe that no one cared that we're dating." "What?" "Did you tell..." "Everyone?" "(gasps) Bobby." "Bobby!" "Bobby." "Bob-by." "Bobby?" "Dad." "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "What's up?" "Nothing." "Sometimes I just like to say your name out loud." "Me, too." "But I whisper it." "(whispers) Bobby." "We all just forgot to tell him." "It's nobody's fault." "It feels like your fault." "Let me have this, trav." "I let you have "girls dig guys with skinny arms."" "That's private." "This is gonna crush Bobby." "He still carries a torch for you." "Plus, Grayson is his second best friend." "Who's his first best?" "I will fight you right here." "Why does our baby keep saying "bobby"?" "(both chanting) Bobby." "Bobby." "Bobby." "Bobby." "Who knows why babies do things?" "Okay, so who do we think should tell him?" "(all) you." "You, for sure." "I don't want to break his heart again." "Maybe Andy should tell him." "You are his best friend." "(high-pitched voice) that's right, bitch." "Or Grayson. 'cause you're not only his friend," "But you're also the one doing filthy things to his ex." "Still here, just in case you were wondering." "What are you doing?" "So skinny." "They're like." "Yeah." "Aw!" "Okay, we know it's gotta be one of the three of us, so I think" "There's only one thing that we can do to solve this." "Ultimate Penny can." "This is how it works" "Ellie is gonna ask a question about Bobby." "You get it right, you move a step closer." "Last player left has to drop the bomb on Bobby." "Let's begin." "Grayson, what's been Bobby's favorite beach activity" "Since he was 4?" "I just met him, like, six months ago" "Incorrect." "Jules?" "He loves to feed the seagulls at the beach" "Because it makes him feel like a bird God." "Wrong!" "He used to love to do that" "Until he tried to share a hot dog with one," "And it ain't ate the whole t." "Very selfish." "Oh, that's right." "His new favorite beach activity is being buried in the sand 'cause he likes to imagine himself being just a head." "Correct." "Ah, thank you." "This could be trouble for us." "A Cheeto shaped like Bruce Willis." "Francis bacon, because it sounds delicious." "Boz scaggs." "Uncircumcised." "J.C." "The Hispanic mechanic." "Tolstoy." "(high-pitched voice) Penny can!" "(normal voice) boom!" "Best friend out." "Damn it!" "(exhales deeply)" "Oh, sweetie." "I gotta go meet Kylie." "Can you believe all this attitude she's giving me" "About forgetting a 7-month anniversary?" "It depends." "Has she ever let you see her completely naked?" "For, like, eight seconds." "We were changing to go swimming." "(high-pitched voice) what up?" "Then just go take your lumps and move on." "Or I could tell her how ridiculous she's being." "Trav, I know that Kylie is a sweet, innocent little flower," "But if you go at her," "She will take off that sweet, little mask, and you will see... (hisses)" "Don't ever do that again." "Okay, I'm just gonna show you the mouth." "Ready?" "How did Bobby's Uncle Ricky lose his Ne?" "Dynamite fishing." "Correct!" "Yes!" "The fact that I am still standing back here should prove" "That I'm not the right person to tell Bobby about anything!" "Whiny baby, say "what?"" "What?" "Game over, sucka!" "Dagnabbit!" "About what "star wars" character has Bobby always said," ""if you throw a skirt on one of those furry little things," "I would totally hit that"?" "Ah, the hell with this." "(whooshing)" "(clink)" "Oh ho ho!" "Penny can!" "(laughs)" "No!" "I knew that one!" "An ewok!" "He wants to make love to an ewok!" "Surprise." "Hey, I can't believe you're at my place." "How much snooping have you done?" "Your hipster wool hat collection?" "Really?" "We're in Florida." "Don't be that guy." "Sometimes they look cool." "On planet douche-Alon." "Lovely." "Okay, so how did your, uh, talk with Bobby go?" "Oh, so great, except that it didn't happen." "You see, I was hoping that maybe tomorrow" "We could do it together." "No way in hell." "(turns on stereo) (Grayson) Jules , in a relationship," "Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do." "It's part of being a couple." "That's taken out of context." "(door opens and closes) yore so in." "Look at me." "I'm Grayson." "(sniffs)" "What is she doing here?" "Ellie used to be a deejay," "And, uh, she happened to give you a little remix here. (clicks button)" "(techno music playing) â?" "Jules, sometimes in a relationship... *?" "i" "Jules, in-your-face dance." "I don't know that one." "It's just the running man." "Come on. â?" "Being a couple, being a couple *?" "i â?" "being a--being a-- being a--being a-- *?" "i" "Being a couple *?" "i okay, Grayson, we're not staying here." "Go get your p.J.S. We're going to my house." "Stupid relationship." "* you have to do things you don't want to do *?" "i â?" "you don't want to do, Jules, Jules, Jules, Jules, Jules *?" "i" "You have--you have-- you have to do things *?" "i â?" "you don't want to do, do, do, it's part of being a couple *?" "i" "Here's your beer, buddy." "You know what really sucked about hanging out with Travis?" "He was with Kylie," "And I could really sense that they didn't want me there." "You know, I have a radar for stuff like that." "Do you now?" "Yeah." "You want a tug of my beer?" "Why not?" "Put it in my hand." "(Stan) bob-by." "No way!" "It worked." "(mouths words)" "What worked?" "Andy?" "(mouths words)" "You want a cappuccino?" "You're a jerk." "How about a frappuccino?" "Look, you cannot still be mad." "A 7-month anniversary?" "(high-pitched voice) it's a lite ridiculous." "(heavy metal music playing)" "(shouting inaudibly)" "You skinny-armed little bitch!" "You saw her devil face, huh?" "I can still see it." "Trav, you're not dating girls anymore." "You're dating women, and when a woman is mad," "You need to know how to play defense." "Well, what does Smith do?" "If I'm totally raging, he just starts nodding a lot" "And throws money around." "First time I've ever been jealous of you." "Thanks, Ellie." "You're welcome." "Nice moment over?" "So over." "Good." "It felt wrong." "Travis, ere are plenty of defensive styles out there." "We just have to find the one that's right for you." "You seem like you'd be a good crier." "(door opens and closes)" "I'm not, but I'm glad I give off that vibe." "Cool." "Hey, babe." "Don't talk to me." "I am raging!" "Do you wanna go shopping?" "I guess so." "(mouths word) (whispers) okay, everybody, everybody, he's coming!" "Come on." "Andy!" "Get out of the pool!" "All right." "It's happening!" "Here." "Good morning, everybody." "(normal voice) fo' shizzle, fo' shizzle, fo' shizzle." "Word!" "Hey, player." "Namaste, dude." "What's up?" "I don't want to date you anymore." "Yeah, you do, dawg." "(laughs) I'm psyched y'all dropped by." "I'll go grab us some beers." "Ooh!" "But the fridge is broke, so I'll put 'em on ice." "If the refrigerator's broken, then where's he gonna get" "(laughs) I don't have ice." "Why don't you just put 'em in the toilet tank" "For a few minutes?" "That'll cool 'em down." "(imitates shooting sounds)" "All right." "Here's the plan." "Why do we need a plan?" "Because Bobby is a runner." "Any time he gets news that he doesn't want to deal with," "He bolts." "You should've seen him" "When I tried to give him our divorce papers." "(mot rumbling)" "(mouth full) Bobby, it's for the best!" "Where'd you get an a.T.V.?" "From a lifeguard." "Der!" "He just... (laughs) let you borrow it?" "What are you, a Detective?" "Hand me those shoes." "(clatters) Aah!" "(chuckles) all right." "He ain't running nowhere." "It'sa greatplan." "Right?" "(laughs) I don't have a toilet." "(laughs) warm beer." "Ooh." "I cannot believe you taught Stan how to say "bobb"" "I have a list of all the movies you've ever wanted to see," "And every time Stan says the name "bobby,"" "I'm gonna ruin the ending movies you've for you.Ted to see," "(lowered voice) this is good for you to see." "Andy is a fantastic defensive player." "(sighs) (lowered voice) this is good he's sleepin'.." "No, he's just pretending." "Watch." "Andy, come on." "Talk to us." "(chuckles)" "Does Ellie still look mad?" "At the end of "teen wolf," he wins the big game" "Without having to turn into a teen wolf." "Damn it, woman." "I waited 25 years to see that!" "Why?" "Look, Bobby, the reason we're here is because..." "We really care about you." "Oh, I can't tell you how bad I needed to hear that right now." "Can I show you something?" "(Bobby) look at those two." "(Jules) it's so cute." "It's bull crap is what it is." "I'm a third wheel to my own dog." "I'm a third wheel with Travis and Kylie." "I'm a third wheel to Ellie and Andy." "Ll, even Laurie's got a boyfriend." "Uh, um, Bobby, Grayson and I, uh..." "You wanna jump in there?" "Huh?" "No." "Mnh-mnh." "You're crushing it. (laughs)" "Guys, we're the last three standing." "Now I hate to be daddy downer," "But I have to say, if I was the only one single," "I don't know what I would do. (sighs)" "Me, neither. (laughs) to us, the single folk." "I couldn't tell Bobby." "It would've destroyed him." "Oh, this sucks." "What?" "Sex has to equal free wine." "Why don't you just, uh, steal my tips, too?" "Oh, great." "Yeah." "I'm going out for ice cream later. (mouths words)" "All right." "We gotta come up with a new plan." "What is it with you and plans?" "Everything works better when you have a plan" "Birthdays, vacations, murders." "I don't know why I said murders." "It's not like I daydream about trying to get away with one." "That would be weird." "Why didn't you just tell him?" "Hmm?" "Why does everything always have to be so difficult with you?" "(electric guitar plays discordant note)" "Hat wasn't the right thing to say." "Oh, this is good." "Now you're gonna get to see Grayson's defense mechanism." "When a woman really goes at him, he just shuts down like a robot." "Aren't you Bobby's friend?" "Don't you care about his feelings?" "And shut down." "(Laurie makes whirring sound)" "Oh, you know what?" "You get to stay at your place tonight." "Enjoy it." "And reboot." "(Laurie makes wrring sound)" "Holy crap." "My mom's dating the Terminator." "You know why I'd rather play fetch with you than my dog?" "It's 'cause you would never bring the ball back" "To your tiny, little dog girlfriend." "You'd ing it to me." "Bros before hos, man." "(clink) this is not where we hang out now." "Hey, ladies." "Gray matter!" "Get involved, baby." "Fine." "Beer me." "There you go." "I'm sorry for still third-wheelin' it, Ellie." "I just miss the days of us just being friends hanging out." "But now everyone's all coupled up, raising kids and wot." "Just seems like we don't have time" "To be PS anymore, you know?" "I do." "What are you doing?" "No, Jules, listen." "It's not happening tonight, Grayson." "So you wanna take a quick gander at what you're missing?" "Bam!" "Freshly moisturized." "Mm." "Yep." "Must hurt just a little bit, hmm?" "I have a plan." "Shut up!" "You have a plan?" "I know." "Fir time ever." "Now flash me again." "No, no." "Tell me the plan." "Oh, Ne." "(babbles)" "Okay." "Tell me everything!" "About what?" "Okay, Grayson d I have an idea." "Tonight we're all gonna go to the beach." "And build a bonfire just like the old days." "And here's the catch--we're all gonna go just as friends." "No couples allowed." "Couples can't even ride there together." "(laughs) hell, yeah, Jules." "Singles' party at the beach, huh?" "Barb like-y." "Frolicking in the waves," "Your privates getting sandblasted" "So they shine like a bowling trophy." "You done?" "Not yet." "That's why I always carry my swimsuit." "What does that even cover?" "It looks like a net." "It catches all the little fishies." "Bye, little fish." "It do you see what I have to deal with?" "He still hasn't picked a defensive style." "He'd better do it soon," "Or he should strap it on for a lifetime of this." "(snarls) (snarls)" "Yeah, well, thanks again for coming over." "Uh, look, I don't really like playing games in relationships," "So maybe I don't need a "style."" "Women are gonna eat you alive." "You're probably right." "I was just trying to teach you." "I know you were." "Wait a minute." "Are you just constantly agreeing to shut us up?" "Yeah." "Do you like it?" "It's brilliant!" "You're the "yes" man." "(laughs) yes!" "Yes, I am." "It's beach time!" "Trav, go join the guys." "Lies, let's ride." "All right." "Whee!" "I felt I was right, and you were wrong." "Totally." "And leave our boyfriends behind" "This was a great idea." "(chuckles) I mean, look at him." "I'm just a head on the beach!" "(laughs)" "Hey, Andy, come over here" "And pretend to hike me like a football." "Whoo-hoo!" "24!" "Hut, hut, hut!" "Ohh. (laughs)" "Look, he's happy, plus he's buried in the sand," "So he can't run away when we talk to him." "It really was the perfect plan." "Thank you." "What the hell?" "!" "That wasn't smart. (sighs)" "(Andy) we'll give you guys a few minutes." "He's just lonely, you know?" "I hope he's okay." "I hope so, too." "Okay, Bobby, you can't run away." "I'm not trying to run away." "I'm trying to burrow deeper." "How the hell can you guys do this?" "I would never do anything to hurt you on purpose." "Yeah, me, neither." "The worst part is knowing that everyone's laughing at me." "Bobby Cobb, you listen to me." "No one is laughing at you." "Hell, we all love you so much that we're here" "Just trying to figure out how to get you through this." "That's why we're at the beach tonight." "'cause we're just trying to show you" "That nothing could stop us from being friends." "I'd do anything for you." "You promise to take care of her?" "Of course, buddy" "You promise to take care of him?" "Why don't you let us take care of you for a while?" "Want me to dig you out of there?" "Not yet." "Just sit." "You know, this was a great night." "It really was." "To Bobby Cobb!" "(Bobby) "What about Bobby?"" "Happy one millionth customer!" "Oh, oh, oh!" "(laughs) oh, God." "Ho-ho-ho!" "(laughs) you think you're funny, don't you?" "I'm never sleeping here again." "Oh, well, then I'd better get my money's worth." "* Jules, you have to do things */i" "Huh, dawg?" "I look pretty cool, right, dawg?" "(sighs)" "(laughs) well, you can frown all you want," "Because you're not going anywhere." "I hid all your clothes." "(laughs) Oh, God. (laughs)" "Happy one millionth customer!"
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" That's got you." " Let's have a look here." "Perhaps you've got me, perhaps you ain't." " What's that?" " Don't know, I'm sure." "It's your sister." "The petition, have you heard yet?" "It" " It was rejected." "Well, that's that." "Paul." "Paul, listen to me." "You can't give up hope." " I haven't." " Oh, what's the use?" " Listen." "Geoffrey Richmond has arranged" " What can he do?" "He's been our best friend through all this horrible time." "Now he's arranged for me to meet the home secretary today." "Don't you see how different it will be to talk to them personally?" "I'll make them see that they can't" "I'm an ungrateful devil." "I hope she won't be much longer." "We've got to be at the home secretary's office by 12:30." "I don't think it'll do much good, Richmond... though it was decent of you to arrange the interview." " How is he?" " I think he's a little more hopeful now." " Shouldn't we be starting?" " Yes, we can just do it." "Miss Gray, every particle of evidence in this case... has been thoroughly sifted..." "finally before the court of appeal." "There is therefore nothing that can be done to help your brother." "You must understand that in this matter I am merely the mouthpiece of the state." "But we're supposed to be civilized." "Surely there must be some way of stopping the state from committing murder." "State?" "Murder?" "Isn't it murder if the state kills an innocent man?" "Miss Gray, your brother has been tried and found guilty." "The court of appeal sustained the original verdict... and a petition for reprieve has been rejected." "There is absolutely nothing to be done." "The law must take its course." "I" " I've every sympathy, of course, for you." " Here, Miss Gray, drink this." " Let me have that." "Thank you." "I'm all right now." "I hope everyone will forgive me for behaving like this." "Hadn't you better rest longer, Miss Gray?" "No, thank you." "I'm perfectly all right." " Will you take me home now, Neil?" " You sure you're all right, dear?" "Yes." "Only ashamed of myself." "May I lend you my car?" "No, thank you." "Neil will drive me." " Thank you again." " I wish I could do something that would really help." "Oh, you've been wonderful, Geoffrey." "Oh, Mr. Kemp, was that Gray's sister who just went out with those gentlemen?" " Yes." "Poor child." " Fancy such a sweet girl like that... having such a fiend for a brother." "That dreadful knife." "They say the head was almost severed from the body." "That will do, Miss Judson." "You know, I have the most curious feeling about the Gray case." " Really, Mr. Kemp?" " That poor child's faith makes me wonder... whether, in spite of all the evidence, there could have been a mistake." "I wish that I had the power to help her." "Yes, Sir Lionel." " Close the Barstow files today." " Yes, sir." "Has Inspector Chan arrived?" "No, sir, Mr. Chan is not here yet." " Excuse, please." "Observe humble presence." " Oh, I beg your pardon." "Sir Lionel, Mr. Chan has just come in." " Show him in at once." " Certainly, Sir Lionel." "I'm sorry." "I'm afraid I didn't hear you come in." "Excuse silent movement." "Habit of profession." "Yes." "If you will come with me, the home secretary will see you immediately." "Thank you so much." "Inspector Chan, Sir Lionel." "Was that the Chinese detective who caught Barstow in Honolulu and brought him over here?" "Yes, a wonderful piece of detective work." "The British government, Mr. Chan, is therefore very deeply indebted to you." "Much honored to be of humble service to British lion." "It's remarkable, Mr. Chan, how you ever suspected Barstow." "He puts up an excellent front." "Front seldom tell truth." "To know occupants of house, always look in backyard." " Provided there is one." " Excuse." "Every front has back... and little things tell big story, even in this room." "Why, what do you mean?" "Today you have had most distressing interview... with lady." "Much disturbed lady who is very anxious." "That's quite true." "How did you arrive at that?" "Observe, please." "Tearing hands suggest torn heart." "You certainly have sharp eyes, Mr. Chan." "Humble eyes have much practice." "It just bears out what our chief inspector of the police told me today." "We were speaking of the Martin case." "He said no other detective in the world could have solved it." "Extravagant praise." "But thank you so much." "And now, Mr. Chan, perhaps you'll tell me... if there's anything we can do to assist you in your journey back to Honolulu." "Very grateful, but all passport mysteries have been solved." "Hello?" "Knightsbridge 4243?" "Miss Gray, please." "Oh." "This is Sir Lionel Bashford's private secretary speaking." "Would you ask Miss Gray to call me immediately she returns?" "Thank you." "Yes." " Mr. Chan?" " That is humble name." "I" " I'm Pamela Gray." "Uh, a friend sent me to see you." "I must speak to you." "Much regret, but no time." "In one hour catch train for boat to Honolulu." "Please, I'm desperate." "I implore you at least to listen to me!" "Please to enter." "Mr. Chan, I'm in the most terrible trouble." "There's no one in London- no one in the world who can help me except you." "World is large." "Me lowly Chinaman." "Oh, you-you must help me." "You are much troubled." "You rest." "You-You know this trouble?" "Yes." "My name is Howard." "Neil Howard." " Miss Gray and I are engaged to be married." " Oh." "That is good." "If you will honor other room with your presence." "Now you stay here and rest, dear." "I'll explain everything to him." "Thank you." "Excuse, please, but I must catch train." "You talk, I listen." "Begin at best place- beginning." "You must have read in the papers about the stable murder case." "Only headlines." "Miss Gray is Paul Gray's sister- his only relative, in fact." " That is bad." " I can give you the facts very briefly." "The murder was committed three months ago in the stables... of a Mr. Richmond's country house in Retfordshire." "Gray was Richmond's hunt secretary." "Hamilton was the murdered man." "He was a weekend guest." "At the trial the circumstantial evidence against Gray was overwhelming." "But his sister is utterly convinced of her brother's innocence..." " and therefore she thinks that" " One moment, please." " You are?" " Oh, I should have explained." "Uh, I'm a barrister." "What you would call an attorney." " I defended Gray at the trial." " You have appealed case?" "Yes, but in England, there's only one appeal." "Gray's was rejected." "He is to be hanged in three days." "Then only way to save brother..." " is to prove someone else real murderer." " Exactly." "And find him before 9:00 on Friday morning." "Now" " Now 4:00 Tuesday." "Only 65 small hours." "Lady's faith in powers of humble self most puzzling." "Detective cannot work miracle." "Yet a miracle is the only thing that could save him." "One question, please." "Very important." "You yourself believe brother innocent?" "Well, uh, is that question necessary?" "Please." "Please." "You believe brother innocent?" "No." "Of course, I" " You!" " Pamela!" "Don't try to excuse yourself!" "I never want to see you again!" "Pamela, wait!" "Well, it's been a great season, Jardine, don't you think?" " Yes." "I'm sorry it's nearly over." " So am I." "You don't know how swell it is to be back here again." "You Americans mustn't get too keen on hunting or there'll be no foxes left for us." " Or horses either." "What?" " I didn't say anything." " Where is the meet on Thursday?" " Here." "That means a good day." "And just the country that suits Hellcat." "By the way, Mary, I've decided that you're not to ride that mare again." "She's nappy." "Isn't she, Jardine?" "Definitely." "Not a woman's horse." "Reluctantly compelled to agree." "The mare is incorrigibl- incorrig" "She's mine and the best hunter in the country." "Who are you to give me orders anyway?" "Your future husband, darling." "Had you forgotten?" "Listen." "Give you a word of advice." "Never get married." "Bunny, please be quiet." "See what I mean?" "Well, in spite of advice, I'm still going to marry you." "And in a month you'll do as I tell you." "You're just a bully." "I'll go and find someone who really appreciates me." "And I'll help you." " May I have a word with you, sir?" " What is it, Phillips?" " I agree with Richmond on two counts." " Mm-hmm." " One:" "You're adorable." " Jerry, please." "Two:" "You shouldn't ride that mare." "She's crazy." "Another bully." "I can't bear the thought of your ever being hurt." " Garton, excuse us a moment, will you?" " Certainly." " What's the matter, Geoffrey?" " Pamela's here." "She wants to see us at once." "I wonder what's happened." " Pamela!" " Mary." " What's the matter, Pamela?" " I hope you don't mind my coming here like this." "Oh, my dear child." "You couldn't have done anything better, could she, Mary?" " Why, of course not." " I" " I feel as if the bottom had dropped out of everything." " What's happened, Pam?" " Neil thinks Paul's guilty." " What?" " It's impossible." "Why, at the trial he" "He's never believed Paul was innocent." "And today he told someone who might have helped." "And now I've got to start all over again." "Oh, my dear." "Geoffrey, what can we do?" "My dear, don't worry." "We'll think of something." "I tell you what." "You take her upstairs." "Give her the west room." "Then we'll get rid of everyone who isn't staying as quickly as we can." "And then the three of us will talk this thing over properly." "Come on, dear." " Oh, Phillips." " Sir?" " Miss Gray is staying." "She will have the west room." " Yes, sir." " See to it that she's not disturbed on any account." " Very well, sir." "Good evening." "Miss Gray is here?" " Miss Pamela Gray?" " Miss Gray has retired." "If you wish to see her, you must return in the morning." " Highly important I see her now." " Miss Gray has retired." "There are strict orders she's not to be disturbed." "Return in the morning." "Thank you so much." "Have a nice cup of tea, miss." "It'll make you feel ever so much better." " No, I don't want anything." " Not a nice hot cup of tea, miss?" "Oh, do." "Please leave me alone." "Saints alive!" "Excuse, please." " Mr. Chan." " Don't let him get his hands on you, miss!" "Don't be stupid, Perkins." "I know the gentleman." "Now go, please." "And don't say anything to anyone." "Thousand apologies." "Unceremonious entry due to butler's doubts of humble self." "But why are you here?" " I have seen your brother." " And you believe?" "That what you think may be truth." "Then you are going to help?" "Humble endeavors will be in that direction." "Mr. Phillips!" "Mr. Phillips!" "We'll all be dead in our beds!" " What's the meaning of this conduct?" " What'll we do?" " There's an horrible murdering man climbing all over the house." " Have you been drinking?" "I have not!" "Didn't I see him with me own eyes climbing into Miss Gray's window?" " What?" " So help me, it's the truth." "And he's hypnotizing her." "I think most of the people who testified at the trial are here." "There's Mr. Richmond." "Oh, Phillips, take Mr. Chan into the study." "Very well, madam." "This way, please." "Thank you so much." " Hey, there!" " Oh, hello." " I say, what about a little drink?" " No, thanks, Bunny." " Well, what about committing a slight spot of "hoppery"?" " Sorry, Bunny, she's dancing with me." " What, again?" "Oh, Bunny, please be quiet." "Can't we sit this one out?" "I want to talk to you." "I thought you wanted to dance." "I just wanted to be with you, that's all." "I wish you wouldn't go on like this, Jerry." " I can't help myself." "You're so" " Please, Jerry." " What's the matter, dear?" " I'll explain later." "We've gotta get everyone here who gave evidence at Gray's trial into the study." "Will you get rid of the rest?" "Make any excuse to get rid of them while I collect the others." "Yes, dear." "And now you all know who Mr. Chan is and why he's here." "And I feel certain that you'll all give him every possible assistance." "Thank you so much." "If you will all sit, please." "Now, please, uh" "If Mr. Gray not guilty... then some other person is murderer." "Only method to save Mr. Gray... is to find this other quick... in 57 hours." "Now, please... tell briefly events of sad night." "Well, after dinner Gray came in here and Hamilton followed." "Please excuse." "They both live in this house?" "No, Paul Gray was my hunt secretary and stayed here during the hunting season... but Captain Hamilton was just down for the weekend." "Captain Hamilton was soldier?" "No, air force." "But he and Gray had never got on very well together." " They were always" " Excuse, please." "Ancient history not necessary." "I'm sorry." "On the night of the murder..." "Hamilton followed Gray into this room." "There was no one else here, but they were heard quarreling violently." " Who heard?" " Mr. Fothergill..." "Major Jardine and Mr. Garton." "That's right." "Devil of a row." "Hamilton shouting." "Gray shouting." "Sounded like a politic- a polit- a political demonstration." "Bunny, please sit down!" "Thank you so much." " Other witness, please." " Yes." "They were quarreling, all right." "I heard them from the hall." "It was about that chorus girl." " Excuse, please." "Only events." " Sorry." "And third witness?" "Where's Garton?" "He wasn't anywhere about." "I sent Phillips to look for him." "Where could he have gone?" "Do you want to wait?" "No." "Time is enemy here." "I think Mr. Jardine... can tell events that took place after quarrel." "Well, I, um" "I thought I'd better stop the row before any of the women heard." "I was just outside the door." " Fothergill was behind me." " That's right." "Continue, please." "Through the door I heard Hamilton say..." ""Remember what I've told you."" "And then Gray shouted something." "And then I heard those windows... opening and slamming shut." "Opening and slamming shut." " Yes." "You enter?" " No." "Obviously one of them had left the room and I" "I decided to mind my own business." "Admirable British quality." "And, uh, next event, please?" "Two hours later Garton and Jardine went over to the stables... and found Hamilton's body." "As they were walking over, Garton noticed Gray coming back towards the house." "I wonder where the deuce Garton is." "Why were you going to stable so late at night?" "One of Garton's horses was sick." "We were going to have a last look at it before going to bed." "I understand." "Then nobody see Hamilton alive after bang of window?" "No." "I haven't been able to find Mr. Garton, sir... but I'll continue to look for him." "Thank you so much." "There is something which belongs here." "Is it twin of this?" "Yes." "And murderer use missing knife?" "It was lying by the body." "The police have it now." "I see." "There were fingerprints?" "No." "It was maintained that Gray wore gloves." "Strange that crime of passion should be committed with gloved hand." "Yes, but the prosecution held that this was a premeditated crime..." " and unfortunately a pair of gloves were found" " Wait, please." "If Mr. Gray not murderer... must forget all evidence at trial." "No time to expose lies." "Must expose truth." "Now, please, would much like... everybody to go with me to stables." "Stables?" "What for?" "Crime to be reconstructed." "Method of French police." "Sometime very good." "Garton was over there when he saw Gray disappear behind that hedge." "And, uh, where was body found?" "In the stables near the end box." "I see." "Please, in absence of Mr. Garton... you and Mr. Jardine help proceed with reconstruction." "Certainly." "Jardine." "Let us proceed." "Uh" "Humbly suggest you be Hamilton, you be murderer." "It seems like a lot of childish nonsense to me." "Look here, Richmond, do we really have to do this?" "Mr. Chan is in charge, Jardine." "Maybe I not clear." "Crime to be" " Yes, I understand, I understand." " Thank you so much." "Here, here!" "What's all this?" "It's all right, Lake." "You can go back to bed." "Very well, sir." "Beg pardon, sir." " Who?" " That's Lake, my stud groom." "Regret do not understand English, only American." "Well, he's my chief groom- my head lad- boss horseman." "Oh, I catch." " And now." " What the deuce!" "Only knife from study." "You are murderer." "You are Hamilton." "Kindly go into stable." "Right." "Please take." "Look here, this is outrageous!" "Take knife, please." "Now, you go in." "Pretend to strike... as prosecution say real Hamilton was struck." "Then leave knife where you find real knife." "Now, please, proceed with murder." "Steady, old girl, steady." " Can't we get out of here and do this somewhere else?" " See what your nonsense has done?" "What troubles noble animal?" "Lake!" "Lake!" "Here, steady, old girl." "Whoa." "Steady." "Easy." " Hurry, Lake!" " Whoa there!" "Steady!" "What's all the noise, you old cow?" "That's Lady Mary Bristol's horse." "See what happens with your foolery?" "Why, you might have gone" "That'll do, Jardine." "Hellcat will be quiet now that Lake's here." "He can do anything with her." "Control of noble animal by lowly man." "Most interesting." "That light, it was on when you find body of Hamilton?" "No, Garton switched it on after." "Then not on now." "If you think I'm going through with this tomfoolery now" "The least we can do is to follow instructions." "Oh, all right, all right." "I wonder if they've forgotten all about us?" "I wonder." "Hmm?" "Come on, Jardine." "Oh, Betty, please be quiet." "Look here, I've had about enough of this." "Please, now drop knife in place where you find other knife." " That is right?" " Yes." "Please rise." "When can I do something?" " What's going on here?" " I'll explain." "It's the "reconstriction" of the "crim."" "No, the re- "reconstruction-striction" of the "crim-" the crime." "You know." "It's French." "Practically infallible." "You know, you act what's happened... and then you know who's done it, see?" " Oh, Bunny, please." " I won't!" "Where have you been, Jerry?" "Just walking." "Then in my room." "Heard an awful racket in the stables." "What horse is cutting up?" "Hellcat." "She always gets like that if Lake isn't with her." "Where have you been?" "We've been looking all over the place for you." "This is Mr. Garton." "Do you want to speak to him?" " Not now." "All this is finished." " Right." "Shall we go back?" "Wait, please." "One question." "Mr. Gray was secretary to hunt." "Is there new secretary?" " Yes, Major Jardine." " Oh." "Please, take ladies and gentlemen back to house." " I stay here." " On to something?" "Want to talk to number one horseboy." " Right." "Can you find your way back?" " Yes, thank you." "All right, everybody, come along." "Mr. Chan will join us when he's ready." " Excuse, please." " What do you want?" " I am very curious man." " I ain't got no time to waste answering questions!" "I've got my sleep to get, the same as other people." "It is unasked question which prevent sleep." "What are you tryin' to do?" "We don't like foreigners messing around here." "Englishman mind own business." "Not always Chinaman." "If you've got anything to ask me, ask me." "And get it over." "Not as though I'll answer!" "Three questions only." "Very simple." "First:" "You were here upstairs in your apartment when murder was done?" "Apartment." "That ain't no blooming apartment." "That's me loose box." "You were in this, uh, box when murder was done?" "No." "Why don't you read the newspapers?" "I wasn't here because it was me night off." "I was out, see?" "With me girl, see?" "I can prove it." " I did prove it!" " I understand." "You make holiday." "Thank you." "Now, second question." "This noble animal, he was here in same place on night of murder?" "If you mean Hellcat, she's a mare." "Yes, of course she was here." "She's always here!" " What of it?" " I see." "Thank you." "Third question." "You did not then see body of Hamilton lying there?" "I tell you I wasn't here!" "I was out!" "It was me night off!" "Ain't it enough for you?" "Yes, enough for present." "Perhaps more later." "Thank you so much." "Mr. Chan." "Tell me, have you found out anything?" "Yes." " Something I do not understand." " What is it?" "You were in house here... the night Hamilton is killed?" "Yes, I was here for the weekend." "Why?" "Did anyone in house hear noise... from noble animal the night of murder?" "Oh, you mean a horse cutting up?" "No, I remember no noise, and I haven't heard anyone else say there was." "Perhaps it wouldn't be heard." "Oh, yes, Mr. Garton hear noise from house just now." "Really?" "No noise was mentioned at trial?" " No." " Very good." "Tell me what all this means, please." " Don't you realize there's less than three days before" " I know." "I will tell you." "Certain noble animal, Cat of Hell... always cut up when strangers near... unless Lake is present." "But noble animal make no noise... when Hamilton killed outside its apartment." "Oh, I see." "Yes." "Yes, and Lake was supposed to be out that night." "Mr. Chan, have you spoken to him?" "A little, but enough." " What'd he say?" " Many words meaning nothing." " Except that he is afraid." " You mean you think he is really" "Thoughts are like noble animal- unchecked, they run away causing painful smashup." "But what are you going to do?" "Aren't you going to see him now and make him tell?" "No." " Later, after sunrise." " But why waste time?" "Oh, please, don't you see how little time there is?" "Why must we wait?" "Lake now with himself." "Alone." "He thinks." "He is afraid." "He will be more afraid." "More fear, more talk." "More talk, more chance for us." "What else can you expect but to have your throat cut when there's murdering men... climbing all over the house?" "Roger said he looked like a nice, kind gentleman." "Kind?" "He's a sneaking, murdering" "Look at him now, creeping about." "Why did he leave the house at 6:00 and pretend he wasn't coming back till afternoon?" "Oh." " Good morning." " Why, what-what are you doing down here?" "What I am asked to do." "You-You mean you're helping Pam" " Miss Gray?" "That is humble endeavor." "But may I return question to giver?" "What you do here?" "Well, I" " I wanted to see Pamela, but I was thrown out." " Thrown out?" " I mean, she wouldn't see me." "She gave orders." "But you're still here." "Yes, I" "Yes, like the fool that I am, I" "Oh, what's the use of trying to explain?" "You wouldn't understand." "No, there are many things I do not understand." " What do you want?" " To see, please, Mr. Lake and talk to him." "You can see him, but you can't talk to him." "How this?" "Suicide." "And what's it got to do with you?" "There's no need to take that tone, Thacker." "This is Mr. Chan." "He's staying with me." "He's a detective himself." "Chan, this is Detective Sergeant Thacker of the county police." " Delighted to meet." " How are ya?" "What on earth induced Lake to kill himself?" " When you talked to him last night, did he" " One moment, please." "Yes, it is all there." "Nearly good imitation." " Imitation?" "What do you mean?" " Murder." " Murder?" " Mr. Chang enjoys his joke." "Murder not very good joke." "Quite unfunny." "I don't understand what your idea is." "No idea." "Facts." "Little things tell story." "See?" "Money talks." "What are you driving at?" "Man in lowly station... does not kill self when possessing much money." "Aren't you rather jumping at conclusions?" "No." "Conclusions jump at me." "Note man's hand." "Observe." "Gun held with finger on trigger." "But death wound in center of brow." "Only way to make that wound... use thumb on trigger." " So." " By Jove, you're right." "To make that wound with... finger on trigger, impossible." "But who on earth would want to murder Lake?" "Answer to that question highly desirable." "I see what you're driving at, Mr. Chang." "You mean it wasn't suicide." "That was humble deduction." "I must make a note of this." "That's our method here- make notes of everything." "Large sum of money." "Wound, center of forehead." "Humbly suggest only authorities should know this not suicide." "I don't quite understand." "Let murderer feel safe." "That's a good idea." "Dead against regulations, sir." "I'll have to take this up with the chief constable." "It's all right." "I'll speak to him." "He'll understand." " Hello, Geoffrey." " Hello." "They told us in the stables about poor Lake." "Awful thing." "Anything we can do?" "No." "Nothing, thanks." "Everything's been done." "I'd have said he was the last fella in the world to kill himself." " If you're sure we can't help" " Quite sure, thanks." "Everything's been taken care of." "Thank you." "I noted it all down, Mr. Chang." "Thank you so much." "Oh." "Mr. Phillips." " What do you want?" " Have they told you about Lake?" "I heard that the unfortunate man had committed suicide." "Suicide or not, it's death." "Don't forget the words of Alice Perkins." "There'll be death in this house until we get rid of that... creeping, murdering foreign man." "This is no time for gossip." "Go on about your work." "Who's gossiping'?" " Oh, Phillips." " Yes, madam." " Have you seen Mr. Chan?" " No, madam." "I have not." "But, uh... lowly Chinaman here." "Saints alive!" "Really, madam." "I had no idea the, uh... gentleman was here." "Habit of being sometimes invisible." "Very useful." "Oriental." "Not British." "Is there anything further that you require, madam?" " No, thank you." "Nothing." " Very well, madam." " Mr. Chan, have you seen Lake?" " Yes." "What did he say?" "What did you find out?" "Nothing." "He is dead." "What?" "Someone killed him, trying to make it seem as if he killed himself." "Lake dead?" "Then all that you hoped for last night" "Oh, I told you to see him then." "I'm sorry." "I was wrong." " We must start again." " Start again?" "With less than 48 hours?" "Oh, I wish to heaven I'd never seen you." "You give me hope and then" "Hope is not gone." "Lake cannot talk, but death talks." "It tells something we did not know before." "That real murderer of Hamilton is here." "Oh." " It does." " For lowly man, Lake had too much money." "Hush money... given by murderer." "When I frightened Lake, murderer must kill." "Couldn't we tell them about Lake's murder?" "And make them see that this proves that Paul is innocent?" "Wait, please." "Murder of Lake proves nothing." "Except to us who believe your brother innocent." "But what are we going to do?" "There's so little time." "I work here." "Your work is to see that brother is told of hope we have for him." "Yes." "Yes, you're right." "And thank you." " Good morning, Phillips." " Good morning, sir." "Good morning." "Morning." "Want something?" "I'm busy." "A lot of hunt business to attend to." "Yes." "I see." "Business of chasing fox." "Very interesting." "Yes." "Last meet tomorrow." "Hmm." "Military training useful for business of chasing fox?" "Now, what the deuce do you mean, "military training"?" "You are major." "Therefore soldier." "You are hunt secretary." "Therefore I think perhaps" "Now look here, my good fellow." "In the first place, foxhunting has nothing whatever to do with the army." " No?" " Second, I was never a soldier." "Third, would you mind not interrupting me?" "So sorry, but understood major army title." "If you must know, I was in the air force, not the army." "Thank you so much." " Pam!" " Paul, darling." " What have you come for?" " To tell you that Mr. Chan has" "Has he found out anything?" "What's he on to?" " Wait, darling." "He has found out something." " What is it?" " There's been another" " Speak up, lady." "I'm sorry." "Something's happened down at Geoffrey's." "Something that makes it certain that the real murderer is still there." "Has he told them at the home office?" "If they knew" "His case isn't strong enough yet, Paul." "They wouldn't realize any connection with you." "But he knows." "Oh, Paul." "There's no time." "It's all useless." "Oh, but it isn't useless." "There is time." "Two days." "Not quite two days." "Why can't they kill me now?" "Why do they make me wait?" "Please, darling." "Please take hold of yourself." "Get out!" "Don't worry about me!" "Don't think about me!" "I'm dead!" "I've got a rope around my neck, and in 40 hours, they're gonna pull it tight..." " and my neck's gonna break, and I'll be dead, dead!" " Stop!" "Stop!" " For heaven's sake, stop!" " You best leave him be, miss." " Do you really think I should go?" " Yes, miss." "He's much better when it's quiet-like in here... with just me and Bostock to look after him." "All right." "I'll go." " Is Miss Gray with her brother?" " Yes, sir." "Thank you." "I'll wait." "Pamela." "Please, dear." "I've got to talk to you." "Why wouldn't you see me this morning when I was down at Richmond's?" "Please leave me alone." "But you've got to listen to me." " You must give me a chance to explain." " Let me go." "Haven't you done enough?" "Can't you understand I never want to see you again?" "But how could Lake's death possibly be connected with the Gray case?" "Case like inside of radio- many connections, not all related." "Do you mean you've got something?" "Much." "But do not know what is." "Frequent state of mind for detective." "I want to think you're right about Gray, but sometimes I" "Well, I can't imagine all that evidence was wrong." "Lot of evidence." "Too much." "You can lend automobile in morning?" " Why, of course." "Where do you want to go?" " To airdrome at Farnwell." "Air force camp?" "What on earth for?" "Charlie Chan very curious man." "Want, uh, answer to many questions." "Yes, but what" "Oh, Geoffrey." "I've been looking for you." " Good evening." " Chan and I were just talking about" "Humbly suggest such topics not interesting at moment." "Excuse, please." "Don't think about it, dear." "But, Geoffrey, what's happening to us?" "All these dreadful things one after the other." " You mustn't worry so, Mary." " But" "Well, I'm frightened." "I" "I keep feeling some other dreadful thing's going to happen." "Oh, darling." "Don't be foolish." "But, Geoffrey, with poor Pam in the house..." "I think it's awful to be leading our normal useless lives." "Why, we're even going to hunt tomorrow." "It seems" "We're only doing exactly what Chan wants us to." " I suppose I'm being really silly." " No, darling." "You're being what you can't help being- a very lovely person." "Now, madame, bed for you." "It's going to be a hard day tomorrow." "What on earth?" "Excuse, please." "When death enters window, no time for life to go by door." " What do you mean?" " I will show you." "Intended for my address." "Very curious missile." "From strong air pistol." "Yes, but why should anyone want to" "Someone is afraid." "Here." "What's going on here?" "Have been acting part of bull's-eye." " I don't follow you, Mr. Chang." " Somebody's just tried to kill Chan." " What?" " We must have the grounds searched immediately." " I'll call my men." " Wait, please." "Whoever tried to kill humble self... has had much time to hide." " Good night, Phillips." " Good night, sir." "Now come on here." "Let's have a look at ya." "As I was coming up from the terrace, I didn't see anybody... but I heard this drop." " What's that?" " I think original home of this." "I must make a note of this, Mr. Chang." " Excuse me, sir." " What is it?" "Two of the constables are asking for Sergeant Thacker." "They've captured a man lurking in the grounds." " Tell them to bring him in here." " Very good, sir." "There you are, Mr. Chang." "My men got him after all." "Maybe." "Howard!" "I don't know these affectionate gentlemen... but if they'd let me alone for a moment, I might take off my hat." "You needn't hold him." "Who are ya?" "Explain yourself." "Uh, surname:" "Howard." "Christian name:" "Neil." "Profession:" "Barrister-at-law." "Financial position:" "Sound." "Health:" "Good." "Social standing:" "Somewhat" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I can't write as fast as that." " Oh, this is ridiculous, Thacker." " I'm very sorry, sir." "I got my duty to do." "This man has got to explain why he's loitering about in your grounds at this time of night." " Mr. Richmond's a friend of mine, and I" " Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Excuse me, sir, but were you aware of this gentleman's presence in the, uh, vicinity?" "I" " I know Mr. Howard well." "He" "What is this?" "What's half the county police force doing here anyway?" "The police are here because Lake's dead... and they are investigating his death." "And what's more, a murder has just been attempted in this room." "Immediately afterwards, you're arrested in the grounds... having no satisfactory explanation for your presence." " I shall have to detain you." " Excuse, please." "But Mr. Howard has business here." "Why?" "What do you know about it, Mr. Chang?" " He come to see me." " To see you?" "Certainly." "I want private talk with Mr. Howard... so I telephoned him this morning." "I see, Mr. Chang." "I see." "But why didn't he come to the house in the ordinary way?" "Answer that." " Well, I" " I, uh" " It is plain." "Mr. Howard is man of feeling." "He does not want to disturb household." "I must say I can't follow this, Mr. Chang." " Well, it's perfectly simple, isn't it?" " I'm very sorry, sir." "I know my duty under regulations." "I shall have to detain this gentleman." "Please." "Before you make arrest... there is something you should see." "There is nothing to see." " Well, what" " Shh." "Not loud, please." "Want to talk to you privately." "I follow, Mr. Chang." "I follow." "Very smart trick, Mr. Chang." "If you insist that marksman was Mr. Howard..." "I insist whole affair one great big joke." "Meaning that you won't give evidence or make a charge, Mr. Chang?" "You are good marksman, Sergeant." "You hit bull's-eye." "Regulations are clear." "I ought to detain him." "If you want wild bird to sing, do not put him in cage." "Wild bird... sing... cage." " Good morning." " Good morning, Colonel." "How are you?" "Of course it's true." "Richmond just told me so." "Under the circumstances, do you think we should hunt?" "Yes." "They particularly want us to go on as if nothing had happened." "Say, what's all the trouble?" "You fellows look as if you're going to a funeral or something." "Someone tried to kill Chan last night." " What?" " Yes." "Shot at him with some sort of an air gun." "Through the window of that study." "Have they any idea who did it?" "Apparently not." "It was very late and nobody was about." " Why should they want to kill Chan?" " I haven't the remotest idea." "Thank you." "Oh, Phillips." "Have you seen Mr. Chan?" "Not since 7:00, Your Ladyship." " He went away in the Rolls-Royce." " Did he say when he'd be back?" " No, Your Ladyship." " All right, Phillips." "Thank you." "Mary, whatever's the matter?" "You look as though something awful had happened." "Oh, I don't know what to do." "If only Chan had been here." "But what is it?" "What's happened?" "Last night, just before I went to bed..." "I happened to look out of my window, and..." "I saw someone." "It seemed strange at the time, but I didn't think anything of it until... just now I overheard something." "But what is it?" "If I leave a note for Chan, would you promise to give it to him as soon as he arrives?" "Of course I will." " Morning, master." " Morning." "Well, Mr. Chan, what can I do for you?" "You were here when there was unfortunate young officer, Hamilton... who was murdered?" " Yes, I was." " He was good officer?" "Excellent." "Splendid in the air and brilliant at theory." "He was quite an inventor too." "Inventor?" "Very interesting." "What are things he invent?" "Oh, small improvements." "Gadgets, you know." "Uh, one of them was the adaptation of the Merton gyroscopic stabilizer." "Do not understand, but, uh, sound useful." "I should say it was." "It was taken up by the Air Ministry and is now in general use." "I see." "Can you say, please... when was last invention made by Hamilton?" "Oh, let me see." "Oh" "I think about 18 months ago." "No more inventions since?" "No." "About that time he got a lot of new outside interests." "Took up foxhunting." "Got tangled up with that girl and so on." "Been better for the lad if he had stuck to his work." "He was, uh... in habit of talking about invention work?" "To you?" "To anyone?" "No." "He was a queer chap." "Kept pretty much to himself." "And not very popular with his brother officers." " He had no friend?" " One." "Flight Commander King." "Commander King." "He is still here?" " Oh, yes." " Uh, may I see him, please?" "Yes." "Please think." "There is perhaps man's life on your answer." "There was one thing." "But I don't know how far he went with it." "This was big invention, yes?" "He had a wild scheme for silencing warplanes." "Silencing warplanes." "You remember he do work on this, drew plans?" "Not that I know of." "But he'd never show anything to anyone until he was sure it was right." "Other question, please." "None of this was mentioned at trial of Mr. Gray?" "Why, no." "Of course not." "Why should it?" "That had nothing to do with anything" "I don't catch your drift, Mr. Chan." "Drift catch me." "Thank you so much." "But I tell you." "Chan has made me realize that Paul is innocent." " Oh, it's all so useless." " But, Pam, dear." "Even if Paul is saved, I can't ever forget that you told Chan he was guilty." " Suppose he believed" " But I did that to help you." "I believed Paul was guilty." "But I didn't want anyone else to have the chance of making you believe it." "Oh, please understand." "I love you, and I- I'm trying to help you." "Oh, Neil." "My darling." "Then you-you do believe me?" "Yes." "But... don't you realize that there's less than a day and a night before they take Paul and" "Don't lose hope, dear." "I believe Chan's going to save him." "But there's so little time." "Only 22 hours." "Good morning." "I have looked for you." " Oh, Mr. Chan." "What" " Wait, please." " No time to lose." "You have fast car?" " Yes." "You know this fox chase today, which way they go?" " I could make a good guess." " You must guess right." " You take me now?" " I'll get the car." " Oh, Mr. Chan, what's happened?" " I return to house just now." "They give me this." " What does she mean?" " Lady Mary in much danger." "If murderer find she know something, he will strike." "Remember Lake?" "Remember attempt on humble self?" "Must find lady at once." " This is speedy automobile?" " I've got 120 out of it." "120?" "How very nice." "There you are." "Told you I'd find them." "And nearly find ancestors." "They must be going off to draw another cover." "What are you doing here, Chan?" "Where is Lady Mary?" "I don't know." "I haven't seen her for the last 15 minutes." " Say, Garton, where's Mary?" " I can't say." "I haven't seen her since we passed Old Spinney." " Have you seen Mary?" " Perhaps she's cast a shoe." "The last I saw of her she was going strong." " I say, where's Mary?" " I don't know." "Richmond!" " Hellcat, Mary- the chalk pit!" "Come on!" " What?" " Look at her." "Right here." " Oh!" "There she is." "Look at her." "Right here." "Look." "We can get down around over the other side." "Great." "Come on." " Can't you tell me something?" " A serious fracture at the base of the skull." "With care and luck we may pull her through." " There is a chance then?" " Oh, a very good one." " Nurse." " Yes?" "Is there- How is she?" "I think she has a very good chance." " Has she come to?" " Oh, no." "She'll be unconscious for at least 24 hours." "Only few hours to save Mr. Gray." "Therefore this conference necessary." "This is all nonsense." "You've got no facts." "Why, you're no nearer anything than you were when you first arrived." "Oh, yes." "I know why real murderer kill Hamilton." "You mean you know definitely that Gray didn't kill Hamilton?" " Yes." " But Gray was the only person..." " that had a motive for killing him." " You are wrong." "There was another who had big motive." "Today I find..." "Hamilton had secret invention to silence warplanes." "What's all this got to do with the murder?" "Plans of invention stolen to sell for much big money." "Hamilton find thief, then thief must kill." " This is all wild theorizing." " Let him go on, Jardine." "Remember." "He's trying to save Gray's life." "Everything nice for murderer until I come." "Then certain people to be made quiet." "Lake because he knows truth." "Me because I near truth." "But where does this all lead to?" "To this." "Someone here, in this room... is murderer." "This is just another of your asinine tricks." "You pretend to find out all sorts of things, but really you know nothing." "I know this:" "I can catch murderer if I find plans stolen from Hamilton." "But how would finding the plans prove anything?" "On plans will be fingerprints." "And fingerprints will match those of someone here." " Is he asleep?" " I don't know." "Shut up." "I'm not asleep." " What's the time?" " Pretty early." " I said what's the time?" " Quarter to 5:00." "Quarter to 5:00." "5:00 to 6:00." "That's one." "6:00 to 7:00." "That's two." "7:00 to 9:00." "Four more hours." "Would you like anything, mate?" "A cup of tea?" "No, I don't think so." "No." "I don't want anything." "What in the deuce do you want?" "No noise, please." "I want your help." "It didn't seem like that to me when all the others were in here." "You looked at me as if I might be your man." "Much regret, but necessary to point suspicion to all." "I don't see what you expected to gain by telling everyone everything you know." "There is, uh, one thing I have not told." "Today murderer tried to kill Lady Mary." "What do you mean?" "Mary's accident?" "No accident." "Alone with lady, murderer blinds eyes of noble animal." " You mean" " Tonight I examined defunct noble animal." "On face were dry tears." "And something else." "I wipe it off." "Mr. Howard take it to analyst." "He telephone me just now report." "It was pepper." " Pepper?" " Yes." " Who was it?" "Tell me!" " I do not know." " That is why I want your help." " Yes, but how?" "Now murderer much afraid of fingerprints." "He will try to destroy plans." "We catch him then." "Do you mean you know where the plans are?" "Downstairs." "Somewhere in study." "But that's impossible." "Attempt on my life made there." "Must have been nearing hiding place." "I see." "All right." "What do you want me to do?" "Come with me to study." "We wait for murderer." " Shh." " What's the matter?" "Look." "Someone has been here." "Perhaps we're too late." "I was here in this room before I go up to fetch you." "That was not opened." "Here." "You watch." "Please excuse blank cartridges in pistol." "Stand back there." "Stand back!" "The police are in charge." "I find these plans earlier this evening... but regret no fingerprints." "Now fingerprints not necessary." "Thank you so much." "Geoffrey Richmond, I arrest you on a charge of murder." "Better get him right, Sergeant." "Richmond's an alias." "He's not even an Englishman." "His real name's Paul Frank." "And you?" "You have real name?" "I'm Captain Seton, military intelligence." "We've been after Frank for years." "We nearly caught him when he worked England before." "But this time he'd put us off with all this front." " Very expensive front." " Yes." "He was playing for high stakes." "But he won't play anymore." "All right, Sergeant." "Take him away." "You call the governor of the prison." "I'll get in touch with the home secretary." "Yes." "Perhaps I return to London, uh, by and by, and bring family." "Twelve children and one wife." "And I've got another toast." "To the greatest detective in the world." "Oh, not very good detective." "Just lucky old Chinaman." "Well, I think it was miraculous the way you built up that chain of evidence in three days." "Chain not complete." "Most important link not yet in place." "Whatever do you mean, Mr. Chan?" "Link you dropped in my hotel room." "Observe, please." "Case now complete."
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"DreamWorks Pictures in association with Film4 present" "The Lovely Bones" "I remember being really small." "... too small to see over the edge of a table." "there is a snow globe." "And I remember the penguin who lived inside the globe" "He was all alone in there and I worried for him." "don't worry, Kiddo He has a nice life." "He's trapped in the perfect world." "The Lovely Bones look at that, Susie Q." "subtitle by Amir" "TWELVE YEARS LATER." "I remember being given a camera for my birthday." "I love the way, a photo could capture a moment." "Before it was gone." "That's what i wanted to be when i grew up..." "'A wild-life photographer'" "Sorry, mom." "I imagined that, when i'll be older I'll be tracking wild elephants and rhinos." "But, for now, I'd have to make deal with Grace Tarking." "Its strange the memories you keep" "I remember going with dad to the sink-hole out at the Connor's farm." "it was something about the way the earth could swallow things whole" "And I remember the girl who lived there." "Ruth Connors." "the kids at our school said she was weird, and know i know and see those things other didn't." "Ready?" "One, two, three!" "And i remember the worst thing that ever happened to us as a family," "Somebody help!" " Mom?" "Where are you?" "Mom?" "oh god" "Dad?" "The day my little brother stopped breathing." "Buckley!" "What happened?" " He has swallowed a twig." "WatchOut!" "Are you crazy?" " Sorry!" "Buckley." "You're okay..." "And I remember the light in my parents eyes. the relief." "we weren't those people those unlucky people, to whom bad things happened for no reason." "You know the Buddha said, "If you save someone else's life..." "My grandmother predicted me a long and happy life because i'ved saved my brother." "As usual, Granma Lynn was wrong." "My name was Salmon, like the fish." "first name Susie." "I was 14 years old when I was murdered, on December 6, 1973." "(Announcer) Over here next,we have Crystal... this was before missing kids started to appear on Milk cartons." "Over feature stories on the daily news." "It was back when people believed things like that didn't happen." "No matter what size you have, it's all perfectly." "If you got it..." " Hold on, buddy." "Buckley!" " Look at this!" "That is the m." "Who is he?" "Does he like you as much as you like him?" "Grandma, He is a seniors." "He does not know I exist." " He's Cute." " Granma, please just drop it!" "You're safe." "He is in the record." "I was not safe." "A man in my neighborhood was watching me." "If I was not so distracted, I had had in mind that something was not right." "Because usually I get chills." "but i was too busy, thinking about the length of Ray Singh's eyelashes." "I counted each one in library time while he was reading 'Abelard and Heloise' the most seriously tragic love story ever so, have you kissed him ?" "Why not?" "You like him, he likes you, What's the hold up?" "I'm just afraid of the moment I can not." "My first kiss was with grown man." "You not going to tell them, are you?" " Of course not." " What was it like?" " The kiss?" "Oh it was wonderful." "beautiful, glorious." "Took me a long time before i realise that a kiss like that, it only happen just once." "Susie ... just have fun, kid." "It wasn't Mr. O'Dwyer, by the way." "although, he kinda looks suspicious." "Mr.O'Dwyer,never hurt anyone." "Mr.O'Dwyer's own daughter died a year and a half after i did." "she had leukemia, but i never saw her in my heaven." "Hey, look at me!" "mom - hi honey " "I took his photo once, as he talked to my parents about his board of flowers." "Thank you so much carefull honny" "I took his photo once he waqs talking eith my parents about the border flower" "I was aiming for the bushes, but he got in the way." "Thanks for the flowers!" "He stepped out of nowhere, and ruined the shot." "He ruined a lot of things." " What have you been photographed?" "Everything." " Everything?" "hey look at me" "mom" "smile!" "over here hey look at me" "OK." "Here we go ." "Clarissa has got a crush on you" "Which one was Clarissa?" "you know, blonde hair, mega blue eye shadow." "she's out on Surf Turf." " the tall one?" "she's not tall, she wears platforms she doesn't know you are an accountant." "i take it, that's a negative or that you are a closet scale modeller" "Did mom know before she married you?" "about your obsession?" "Susie, hobbies are healthy, it teach you things." "Like what?" "like if you start something you finish it, you don't stop until you get it right." "if you don't get it right,you start all over again and you keep on going as long as you have to." "That's the way it is, that's the way you do." "Its perfectly normal." "you're granpy taught me to do this, Now i'm teaching you." "We are creating something here, for us." "Something, special." " I know - you are my first mate, Susie Q." "One day, this all will be yours." " Jack, Susie, dinner." "hey hey hey, Wait." "Ready?" "yeah" " now pull it steady - give me." "Okay, shipman take it away!" "Now that's the thing of beauty." "Come on." "i don't believe it." "Do you see that room." "You've got this mess clean up tonight" " Yes, I will." "hey mom, we need get these developed" "Susie, You Used up all the film?" "Do you know how expensive that is?" "No, no." "Absolutely not out of the question" "And thanks." "Day career." "do not be so melodramatic." " oh honey, what?" "What wrong this morning?" "She used up all the film we gave her for her birthday" "All of it" " All of it, every single one" "Susie ..." " It is a crime to be creative in this family." "it's alright." "we pay her for one roll per month" "One over a month?" "You realize by the time i see my photos i'll be middle aged" "We have 24 rolls, right?" "Development costs 2.99 each." "That is $ 71 and 76 cents." "I don't think it would be even fair?" " Oh Honey." "Would you?" " Why I love you." "Do you want to please not do during breakfast?" "yes." "OK." "Whatever you say" "Eat your food, c'mon." "Doesn't have a siren mpron This is a cement truck." "Call him a fool." "The cement remains on the board, please." "It is not cement, but Dad." "Also good." " Back to school, come on." "Bye, Dad." "Bye, Susie." "Susie!" "What is that?" " Your new hat." "I thought you given up knitting." "oh no, i'm still knitting I must make one for you too?" "Do you have your gloves on?" "would you please Put them on young ladies." "Susie, put your hat on, it is cold." "Holiday, inside." "Come here." "Susie Mutsie." " Shut up." "No really looks good on you" "This is a exercising humiliation." "Hurry, we're late." "Othello." "What is that?" "Sounds like a myth." "that guy look pretty stupid with that black make up on." "Who?" " The one with two first names." "Lawrence Oliver." " What a loser." "Clarissa!" "Let's go." " I'm talking with Susie." "And I wait for hours to you." "Let's go." "Also nice to see you, Bryan." "Are you coming or not?" " Yes." "bye susie" "hey Susie" "Hi, Ray." " What did you think of the Moor?" "Who?" "Othello." "I just ..." "It was amazing." "I mean ..." "Really incredible." "I love that play that's another thing we have in common." "What we have in common then?" "Do not you know?" "Crap." "It's OK." " Fine, I could help." "Stupid books." "I do not even read them." "Susie, what are you doing Saturday?" "Are you really from England?" "Yes." "You are beautiful, Susie Salmon." "Whatever." " It's obscene." "Listen you." "This model has no breasts." "There's no eyes and mouth either." "but you told us to draw a face." "Your drawing onnoodzakelijke pretty boy who wound up." "He had stolen my drawings." "Now hang everywhere drawings of naked ladies in school." "Walk." "Certainly i can have my drawing back?" " Certainly not." "Did you hear me Singh?" "Go." "Meet me in the mall 10 o'clock, saturday" "Now" "Where in the mall?" " The Casebo." "Hello." " Dad!" "Hello, friend." "You're strangling me." "I must have air." "How was your day?" " Well, Buckley go wash your hands." "After dinner we play on." " Is Susie to you?" "No." " It is late." "Lindsey, where is your sister?" " What?" "Your sister." " The tone had elles." "What's for dinner?" "oh, Shoot" "I hope that was homework." "You are one of the Salmons, right?" "Yes." " Do you remember me?" "I live right down your street." "down in the the green house." "Mr. Harvey." "Hi." " Hi, how are you?" "How your folks doing?" "they are fine." "good, tell them my hi." "You know You're also the perfect person for me to run into because I've built something over here and i want to get second opinion on it. do you want to take a look?" "I should really go home." "Oh, OK" "I've worked so hard on it, and would like someone else sees it ... but that's Ok." "I think the other kid in the neighbourhood would be so excited about it." "Really?" " Yes." "It's great, i mean it's really need" "Come on, two minutes." "You're probably already too late." "I don't see anything." " you don't?" "Then you will still need to look better." "What is it?" "I've washed my hands." " Good." "You have to be dry." "thanks mom oh, i'm sorry" "Still no beans, eh?" " What?" "only one." " one bean?" "Nice huh?" "Tou wanna pork, Honey?" " Yes, thank you." "Look how your sister eat." "But she is older." "I build it for the kids in the neighborhood. ... i think it could be used as a kind of clubhouse or i don't know" "Would you be the first to "test m?" "Really?" " Yeah, go ahead. be fun" "If so." " Corn and beans." "If you eat them both you can stay up to watching TV with me." "No, thank you." "I'll make a sign for her." "that's it" "This is wonderful." "She doesn't like bean thats why she didn't come" "Put more precisely but punishment that they should eat." "I gotta eat too." " Well, they just get beans." "They are really nice." " Caution." "That's better." " Throw them on it." "They finally eat spinach, There are also beans." "Make yourself at home." "This is really cool mr Harvey" " Yeah it's cool?" "I thought you have a place you wanted to have." "have a sit" "Do you like it?" " Yes." "Do you think she is still in the mall?" "Yes, probably with Clarissa." " She could atleast call." "A 14 year old really how to use telephone" "I understand you." "I rule but if she's home." "There is everything, as cuddly ..." "And games, because I know that kids like that." "And candles and beautiful statues." "Very nice, and small gadgets." "there we go" "It's nice with candels everywhere, huh?" "And there is one rule." "Prohibited for adults." "Ok?" "what a cute hat." "Do you want a refreshment susie?" "Actually i have to go." " No, be polite." "you have to be polite." "be polite" "That's another rule." "It is hot here." "Did you warm it?" "You can take off your coat if you want." "You're really pretty, Susie." "Thank you." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Not?" "I knew you not like the other girls had." "Mr. Harvey?" "It's nice down here, huh?" "Especially, right?" "Yes it is, it is very special." "But I must go." "I do not want you leave." "I will not hurt you." "Would you please call us if you see her?" "Thank you" "She is not in the cities." " Where are my keys?" "Where are they?" "I don't know honey. in the bowl by the door?" "Where you going?" "Can not you just wait?" "Just wait for the police." "look, Stay by the phone." "She gonna be in so much trouble." "Go back to bed." "ok" "Guys, this is my daughter." "She is not come home, have you seen her?" "No, I have seen no one." " No" "Madam, you can also watch?" "Have you seen this girl?" "Sorry, friend." "Can you even look?" "This is my daughter, she has not come home." "could you look at that?" "Have you seen this girl?" "take a look?" "Susan is been missing four hours?" "Susie, We call her Susie." "Yes, little more than four hours." "Is this the first time she runs away?" "She has not run away, she is missing." "Problems at home?" "Family difficulties?" "No, no problems." "there's a happy ..." "She is happy child." "She's never done before detective" " I understand, but I only ..." "She is always different at home." " Know what's going on." "There is nothing wrong." "She is just missing." "Call me when you see her." "Dad?" "Sorry to interrupt." "I am Jack Salmon, and living just around the corner ..." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Can you make a list of all her friends?" "With names and contact information?" "And describtion of what she was wearing." " actually, i could tell you that right now... if you want to write it down." "She wore a homemade woolen hat ..." "Mom, Dad!" "Pink gloves and a beige rucksack." "Mom?" "No!" "No!" "Secure that corner!" "And put the rest off with tape before The whole neighborhood is." "And in light of the school." "What is that?" "We have found evidence in the corn field behind school." "There was a cavity in the earth alot of debries" "Mostky loose wood and brocken crates" "Probably remnants of one or structure." "And Susie?" "We have not found her." "That is good." "isn't it?" "We do have her hat, but you didn't find her which means you really even don't know if she was there at all, right?" "That would be preferable?" "We have also found blood." "a significant amount of blood." "very Sorry." "We beat this through." " How?" "i would take care of you" "You can not." " All is well again." "This is never good, Jack." "We have to find her." "I promise we bring her home." "You have my number, or else Just get past the desk." "Thanks for your time." " Sure." "A good day." " You too." "Mr. Harvey?" " Yes." "Detective Len Fenerman." " How are you doing?" "you have some time for few question ?" " sure." "Come inside." " Thank you" "I know why you're here. of course If something happened ... we often blame ourself." "all i can think about it now is why i didn't see something or why i didn't hear something because surely that young girl must be screamed" "Would you like one?" " No, thank you" "But if you could just think back She was wearing a blue jacket yellow ." "About the same as this." "This blue jacket here?" " The darker blue jacket." "And on the second photograph you can see the pants she wore." "No, it does not ring a bell." "But you were home that day?" "What day?" " Last Wednesday." "Last Wednesday ..." "Last Wednesday ..." "When I was home all day." "I've probably done shopping ... but actually been here all day for most part ." "Ok, good thanks" "Are you married?" " i was." "but You have kids?" " no i wish, i wish." "Is it bad if I just look?" " No." "I make everything myself." "Yes, I make everything myself." "The tiles and furniture." "I once made cabinets, but there is no question after." "I put probably too long, but that's the perfectionist in me. i guess" "All it shows." " Thank you" "That's amazing craftsmanship." "oh, well" "I took a risk and try something new and discover the talent i didn't know i have" "What's that underneath the stairs?" " That would be the basement." "Dad?" "She's dead, isn't she?" "I was sleeping away." "that's what it felt like." "Life was leaving me." "But I wasn't afraid" "Then I remembered there is something i've mented to do." "somewhere's ment to be." "Ray?" "Ray!" "Ray!" "Ray!" "Wait!" "Ray!" "If I had bought one hours of love ..." "If that everything would be what I would get ... an hour of love upon this earth ..." "Then I would give my love to see some more." "Are you the Moor?" " Why?" "I think this is yours." "How did you get this?" "I Found it" "I'm a poet." "You're quite good." "Do not you have somewhere to go?" "You miss her, don't you?" "I never knew what that meant." "I've always thought that the means gone." "Frozen." "It means gone." "She is gone." "What if she isn't?" "What if they still here?" "Help!" "You not supposed to do that." " What?" "Who are you?" " She saw you, that girl" "I think my hand touched hers." " And that's all it takes." "She carry enought for the rest of her life." "You are not supposed to look back." "You are supposed to keep going" "Come back." "Wait!" "Who are you?" "I'm Holly." "Holly go lightly." "That does not sound like a real name." " Is not I got it borrowed." "This can here." " Here?" "You mean in heaven?" " You're funny." "What's so funny about it?" " This is not heaven, not there yet." "What is this place?" " this place is not really one place ... and also is not the other place it's a bit of both." "What is that?" " thats where we're going." "Holly said there is a wide wide heaven behind everything we know were there were no corn fields and no memories." "No grave" "But I wasn't looking beyond yet." "I still looking back." "You can't go back." "Who are you?" "It's over." "Come with me." "I do not know you." "Why are you here?" "You must let go of the Earth." "You're dead, Susie." "You have to leave." "I have to go home." "Dad!" "My Murderer began to feel safe." "He knew people wanted to move on." "He needed to forget." "He took comfort in the thought no one was looking at him." "But there was one thing my murderer did't understad." "He did not understand how much a father could love his child." "dad" "It's ok." "it's gonna be ok." "He knows I'm here." "My dad knows I'm here." "I was still with him." "I was not lost or frozen or gone." "I was alive in my own perfect world." "Dad?" "I saw Susie." "She came into my room." "She kissed me on the cheek." "Come here buddy." "I saw her too" "Dad?" "I think she listens." "She rolls all follow shot" " All?" "It is a crime to be creative." " Shall we do a roll every month?" "One per month?" "I have them." "Look, some are pretty good." "Why do you develop them all?" "One per month so ..." "That is crazy." " Why?" "I mean why we keep these things dragging out like this?" "We are not draging it out." "We had a deal." "There is no deal, Jack." "Fenerman Len, I had to call you." "Susie is smart." "She would never go off with a stranger." "It must be someone she knows." "Somebody local." "look!" "I"ve got a name for you." "I've got Several names actually." "Ronald Driver." " Do you have an address?" "Len I've got another name for you." "A janitor, Michael Gitchell." "Gary Davis." " who's that?" "Davis." "He works at the waste." "ok I look into it" "I have his address here." "Is it a bad thing If I just drive by there and take a look myself?" "Did you check Brent Peretti yet?" " Who?" "Peretti." "I have his credit file It does not look good." "I'm on top." "Understand?" " I found another one." "listen, you got to trust me Ok." "We gonna get this guy." "len, Glad you're here." "I was going to call." " I've received messages." "I have all public records." "In order to walk." "I know you to the obvious suspects." "Convicted criminals." "Child Rapists, and I understand why, but Len ..." "I think you from approaching the wrong angle." "Honey." " Herman Stolefish, just across the street ..." "He seems perfectly normal, but Len ..." "The man wears adults diapers ." "Herman is 80 years old." " I followed him to the supermarket." "Sat his cart full of them." " He has a problem with his prostate." "We must stop looking backward." "We need to see family histories." "Criminal record, mental health issues ..." " Jack, this dosen't changes anything." "Tax." "You can do much about someone tell on the basis of the tax." "Do you now?" "Can not you leave it alone?" "jack, I know it's been 11 months , I know that you try deal with it in your won way ..." "She's not coping very well." "She needs help, Jack." "She needs someone who's through here helps." "Grandma is there." "What does my mother here?" " You do not save it." "Len and I are worried, your mother offered to help." "Did you invite her here?" " darling." "Hello, mother." " Look at you sometimes." "Do you eat?" "Is this all?" " Don't be ridicules." "This is my make-up." "You're so clever." " Lindsey, honey,aren't you going to say hello ?" "The child hates me." "What will it be, Jack?" "I drink no more today." " That is your problem in a nutshell." "Are we still a family?" " Of course we are one family." "Your mother is a crisis, your father is a wreck." "What's that make you?" "I'm in charged." "He walked through the woods, looking to rabbits." "Then he sees three." "He grabs his gun, look and point." "And then a big smoke cloud, He sees them not." "Then he realizes that his gun was, he had no more bullets." "Then he runs." "You're Salmon girl ?" "right" "Holiday" "Grandma, I know where Susie is." "Yeah, Susie is gone to heaven, sweetheart." " Lindsey says there is no heaven." "allright then she is dead." "You will also soon died." " Why do you say that?" "Because you're old." "35 is not old." "You that smelled too much polish." "There is also nothing to me." "You know why?" "Because I take my medicine everyday." "Grandma, she is here." "What?" " Susie." "Susie is in between." "I was in the blue horizon, between heaven and earth." "The days were unchanging." "And every night I dreamed the same dream." "The smell of damn breath." "The scream that no one heard." "The sound of my heart, that if hit a hammer against a coffin." "And I heard them calling." "The voices of the dead." "I wanted to follow them." "A way out." "But I always came back the same door." "And I was afraid." "I knew when I went in there ..." "I never go outside would come." "My Murderer could live in one moment for a long time." "He could feed a memory over and over again." "He was animal." "Faceless." "infinite." "But then he would feel it." "The emptiness returning." "And would need him again to emerge." "Go." " Here in?" "When summer came he know this young lovers who cornfield dunk." "He began to follow them." "And watched." "Are you coming to bed?" "Yes, soon." "Buckley has done." " Yes, he said that our house was ..." "This is the police, and this is you." " This is me?" "Yes, he has made you chief of police." " I've gained 20 pounds." "That must be uniform." " The danger of a desk job." "I would give up a loss." " Sit down." "i'm living with this every day." " what about your marriage?" "What marriage?" "Jack sleeps in the den." "You must find a way to go." "You have no choice." "If you can not keep full, you ... ah, bingo that's cooking Sherry ." " You must find a way to live with this." "live with it?" "I'm living with this." "you're not" "I count them off." "So?" "You have a tomb in the middle of your house." "Oh sweetheart, do you really think if you seal it up that the pain gonna go?" "My mother went so far as possible." "She found a job at a small farm just outside Santa Rosa." "The work was hard, but she did not mind." "If anyone asked, she said she had two children." "Dear Lindsey ..." "And Lindsey, who always said she didn't believe in love." "found it anyway." "And there it was." "The moment I would never know." "My little sister had run ahead of me." "She was growing up." "What is it?" "I thought you would be happy." "I'm happy." "I am very happy." "Why are you crying?" "You think she did not want to kiss?" " No, she did." "She wanted to kiss him very much." "always I would watch Ray." "I was in the air around him." "I was in the cold winter mornings he spent with Ruth Conner." "That strange other worldly girl ... so easy the presence accepted by the dead among the living." "And sometimes thought Ray to me." "But he began to wonder whether the was time to stop that memory away." "Maybe it was time for me to let go." "Lindsey, throw it." "Missing girl, Susie Salmon and sister Lindsey Salmon (right)" "My Murderer had finally tuned and stinked." "He knew my sister had begun to wondered about the solitary man who lived in the greenhouse ." "She seemed intend to him to penetrate." "And he resented it." "He began to feel a familiar itch." "Roles to develop" "Mom, look." " For a moment." "Careful, honey." " Mom." "This is a beautiful ..." "Mom, look." "Dad, look at me." "Mr. Salmon, hello." "What is that?" " A project I'm working on." "Are you a hunter?" " Ducks." "That is a blind right?" " Yes." "Yes." " Does it really?" "Yes." "It's all about concealment the art of concealment ." "And patience." "takes a lot of patience." "For hours in the dark." "I love nature." "i wish i have been." "Mr. Salmon?" "I just, I never had a chance to tell how i'm sorry about your lost" "Dad" "Let me help you." " I can manage." "It is no trouble." "allright, i'm appreciate it" "Daddy, look." " This is for you" "You are welcome." "He smells delicious." "Look at me." " Careful, honey." "He smells delicious." "Delicious." " Beautiful." "dad" "Dad, look at me." "I think you go home must go, Mr. Salmon." "go on home" "I'm sorry." "I can not help you." "What have you done with my daughter?" "It must stop, Jack." "You were almost arrested tonight." "You are lucky that George Harvey no complaint." "Lucky?" "Your father put a hole in the man made back." "He had a hole in his head to make." " Lindsey, please." "Did you hear that, Jack?" "This example you give to your children." "persecuting the neighbours." " He is not crazy." "I said no." " Why do not you listen to him?" "Because you need proof, Lindsey." "You can not accuse George Harvey if you have no evidence." "You need evidence." " You're pathetic." "Why do not you." "You long ago ceased to her." "Len is right." "It is time that we leave behind us." "It's been too long gone." "This must stop." " Papa ..." "Things follow their natural course, Lindsey." "Len, I appreciate everything you've done." "You're a great friend to me." "This also applies to Abigail." "You're a great friend for both of us." "Murder changes everything." "When I was alive, I never hated anyone." "But now hate everything I had." "I want him dead." "I want him cold and dead, without blood in his veins." "Look at me once." "Look what he has done to me." "What am I now?" "The dead girl?" "The lost girl?" "The girl disappeared?" "I am nothing." "I was So stupid." "I was so stupid." " You do not control this, Susie." "He does not own you." "You can be free of him." "But not this way." "What do you know?" "You don't know anything." "That man took my life" "You'll see, Susie." "In the end." "You'll understand." "Everyone dies." "Brian?" " Go." "Well then." "Dad?" "Dad?" "Papa?" "I realized what I had done." "I willed him to stop." "I willed him to turn back." "I know it's you." "Come out." "Come out. face me" "Did you hear me, son of the bitch?" "Go off me." " Sick bastard." "Brian, stop it." "Brian, stop it." "Brian, keep up with it." " You get to my girl." "dad!" "dad!" "No." " Brian, stop it." "Brian, stop it." "You killed him." "He is dead." " Go, go." "Hurry." "I knew that he would never give me up." "He was never one of my dead bill." "I was his daughter." "And he was my dad." "And he had loved me, as much as he could." "I had to let him go." "Sophie Cichetti, Pennsylvania." "1960." "She was his landlady." "Jacky Meyer, Delaware." "1967." "She had just become 13." "Her body was found in a drainage ditch." "On the side of the road." "Lea Fox." "Delaware 1969." "She was already dead when her body in the river threw." "Lana Johnsen." "1960." "Bucks County." "Pensylvania." "She was lured into a shack, he had built of old doors." "She was the youngest." "She was six." "Flora Hernandez." "Delaware 1963." "He just wanted to touch." "But she screamed." "Denise Liang." "Connecticut 1971." "13." "She waited on her father's Store at the close was when she disappeared." "Denise Lian, sometimes like to be called Holly" "Susie Salmon, 14." "Norristown, Pennsylvania. 1973." "Murdered in a room he had built under the earth." "Come on, guys." "Keep up." "Are you OK." "Lyndsey?" " Go on." "You sure?" "i'm fine, Go." "catch up?" "Local Teen Charged with Felony Assault" "Salmon girl" "Corn Field Salmon House" "hatch" "Papa." "Where's Daddy?" "Mama." "What are you doing here?" " What does it matter." "She is home." "Home for Good?" " Of course she is home for good." "Where is Buckley?" " Soccer Training." "I take him to one hours." "My girl." " Jack." "Look at you sometimes." "What happened?" "No, you're late." "We are closed." " You're closed?" "Yes." "Too bad." "I had really hoped this thing to lose." "Sorry, pal." "We throw it close." " You throw it closed?" "I really hate conveniencing you ... but..." "Do you need help." " Yeah, fine." "I come here almost every day." "I like to listen to the sounds." "Have you seen Holly?" " Did she tell you about this place?" "Yes." "Then you must be ready." "I Floor Hernandez." "The others will be here soon." "Who is that?" " I do not know." "I get the creeps from him." " Kriebels?" "why?" "Are you 12?" "# On the floating, shipless, oceans#" "# I did all my best to smile # # till your singing eyes and fingers # # drew me loving into your eyes.#" "# And you sang "Sail to me, sail to me, Let me enfold you." #" "# Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you. #" "# Did I dream you dreamed about me?" "#" "# Were you here when I was full sail?" "#" "# For you sang "Touch me not, touch me not, Come back tomorrow."#" "# Oh my heart, oh my heart shies from the sorrow.#" "It is beautiful." "Of course it's great." "It is heaven." "But come on." "What are you waiting for?" "You're Free" "Almost." "Not quite." "Ray!" "Ray!" "Ruth!" "What happened?" "What's wrong?" "Ruth!" "Susie!" "You wrote me a poem once." "You called yourself Moor." "That's good, I can, I think." "Kiss me." "You're beautiful, Susie Salmon." "These were the lovely bones, that had grown around my absence" "The connections sometimes tenuous." "Sometimes made at greate cost." "But often magnificent." "That happened after I was gone." "And I began to see things in a way ... that let me hold the world without me in it" "A cold night." "you are looking for a ride?" "No." "No?" "Are you sure?" "It's pretty cold out here." "I'll take you anywhere you want to go." "What do you yhink?" " Look, mister ..." "I'm not interested. ok?" " I'm not trying do nothing." "I just want to be polite." "That's all." "A young lady, alone at night." "That is not safe." "Did you hear me?" "piss off!" "When my mother came to my room I realized ..." "All these times i been waiting for her" "I've been waiting so long." "I was afraid she wouldn't come." "I love you, Susie." "Nobody notices when me leave." "I mean ... the moment i really chose to go at best you might feel a whisper." "or the wave of a whisper." "Undulating down." "My name is Salmon." "Just like the fish." "first name Susie." "I was 14 years when I was murdered." "On December 6." "1973." "I was here a moment." "And then I was gone." "I wish you all a long and happy life." "Directed by Peter Jackson"
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"That's enough!" "I said that's enough!" "Another word and we'll all be here till five o'clock." "Well, it's nothing to me, is it?" "I've got all the time in the world!" "I got to the end of the corridor and there was such a din..." "All the other teachers opened their doors wondering what the hell was going on!" " I can't stand..." " Somebody's talking now." "Somebody found it funny?" "How many times have I told you?" "Laughing always comes to crying." "Right, hands on heads." "Come on, that includes you." "Put that comb away." "Eyes front." "Hands on heads." "Forward, down, side, together." "Forward, down, side, together..." "Who said move?" " Nobody said move." " Aw..." "Eyes front." "Hands on head." "Next one to groan stands on his seat." "I know the bell's gone." "Glazebrook, put your watch away." "We are going to have one minute's perfect silence before we go, if we have to wait till midnight." "Now, that's nice." "I like that." "We could have had this sooner." "Then we wouldn't be wasting time but doing something we enjoyed." "Eyes front." "Hands on breasts." "Who wants to start another minute?" "Whatever it is that's tickled your Stone-Age sense of humour, when all my efforts have failed save it till you're outside." "I'm going to the staff room now to get my coat." "And you will be as quiet as mice." "No, fish, till I get back." "Not a sound." "Not a bubble." "Go on, then, push!" "# Once in royal David's city" "# Stood a lowly cattle shed" "# Where a mother laid her baby" "# In a manger for His bed" "# Mary was... #" "# And His shelter was a stable" "# And His cradle... #" " Hurry up!" " Come on, sir." "Let's move it to the side." "# With the poor and mean and lowly" "# Lived on earth our Saviour holy #" "No, you don't..." "Tea is ready." "Here you are." "Here!" " What's that?" " What?" " On your face." " Where?" " Near your eye." " What?" " A great black thing." " For Christ's sake!" " It's a spider." "Knock it off." " How?" "Knock it off on the floor." " I confiscated it from Terry Hodges." " Vicious sod." " He is, for 13." " You, I mean." " In religious instruction?" " It's not funny." "That's what I told Terry." "Get away." "Now, if you knew how I've been thinking about you..." " Don't do that." " What?" "You're hands are cold." " Let's go to bed." " At quarter to five?" "All day I've been imagining our bed and your legs thrashing about." " Keep that to yourself." " My tongue halfway down your throat." " I told you before I can't stand smut." " Stallions rearing, milk boiling over." "More tea?" " Sugar?" " You want bromide." "Kitchener." "Look." "I want you." "Did you have a bad day?" "Bad day?" "You ought to have seen the staff room." "Christmas spirit nearly at breaking point." "Fatty Brent, Terry Hodges, Glazebrook, the shop steward - he's got a new watch." "And Scanland, of course, the missing link." "Pithecanthropus Erectus." "Has he flashed it lately?" " Not at the teachers, anyway." " Only that once?" " That was the only time it was reported." " He must be a horrible yob." "I don't hate Scanland anymore." "I just look at him and wonder." "Is he only a monster of my own imagining?" "Certainly nuts - he strangled a little girl." "But that only means he's lonely." "We must make him a mate." "Never mind, you break up in two days." "I broke up years ago." "What's the point of starting now?" "Jo's home any minute." " Well?" " Well?" "She's got to be fed, bathed, exercised." "You know that." " She can wait, can't she?" " What?" " Can't she?" " Why should she?" "Anyway, my rehearsal's at seven." "And I promised to paint some scenery before that." "Yeah." "Your dinner is in the oven." "Ready anytime after eight." "I took those old clothes to the Unmarried Mothers' today." " They were only collecting moths." " The unmarried mothers?" "All the wildlife's fed, the cats, the guinea pigs, the goldfish, the stick insects." "And what else?" "Yeah, today I did my Oxfam collection." "Then looked after Jenny's children while she got her coil fitted." "Could we get our guinea pig fitted with a coil?" "Guinea sow - whatever it is." "I've got one now." "Come with me." "It would do you good to get out and see some people." "What people?" "Freddie?" "Plenty of whiskey afterwards." "I'll need the whiskey first, if I have to talk to Freddie." "If I have to watch you taper about with muck on your face..." "Shall I ring you mother and see if she's free?" "What a swinging prospect - my mother and Freddie." "I remember..." "I seem to remember that YOU introduced me to Freddie." "But at least I don't wallow in self pity." "At least I do something about it." "You and Freddie together, yes." "Ha-ha!" "Well, at least I try and make life work." "Honestly..." "Get out of the way and you won't get stepped on." "There you are, lovely." "Home again." "Safe and sound." "Been a good girl?" "I'm glad to hear it." "The lady in the bus said you've been good." "What's that?" "You sat by the driver, hey?" "There's a clever girl." "Saw the Christmas trees?" "And the shops lit up?" "What was that?" "You saw Jesus?" "Where was he?" "Poor softie." "I see." "Aw, my great, big, beautiful darling, home again." "Got a great, big, beautiful kiss for mummy?" ""I'm lovely", she says." ""Mad", she says, "but lovely"." " She's been a good girl, Dad?" " Very good." "Sat by the driver." "Did you sit by the driver, lovely?" " Saw all the Christmas trees." " Saw the Christmas trees?" "Clever girl." " And Jesus." " Jesus?" " Bathed in light in the sky." " She got a screw loose, Dad?" " Seeing Jesus?" " On the electricity building." " I thought she was off her chump, Dad." " No wonder." "Seeing Jesus in this dump?" " The bus lady says she's doing well." " Daddy's pleased you' re trying, love." "What with your 11 plus on the way." ""I want to go to a decent school", she says." "Unlike that comprehensive slum where daddy works." " "Goes to business"." " "Goes to business" - sorry." ""Share a room with council-house types and blackies."" ""I've had enough of them at the Spastics' Nursery"." "She wants to go to the Training Centre and make ball-point pens." ""I'm backing Britain", she says." "Here's a note from the nursery." ""School report", Mum." ""The physiotherapist lady came and looked at us all" ""and said, 'Josephine's shoulders show signs of improvement."" " Woo!" " "Keep on with the exercises."'" "Do your homework like a good girl." "Daddy, help." "Mummy can't help because she's going out for a bit on the side." "Let me call your mother, please?" "What's this?" "What's this?" "She had a few fits today." ""But it must have been the excitement of a birthday party we had."" "Why is that?" "I thought we got them under control." "How will you raise above the general level if you keep having fits?" "It's the first for weeks, except an occasional petit mal." "Those council-house types down there, what do they say?" "She thinks she's lady muck with her cut-glass voice." " She only a moaning raver like all we." " Poor blossom." "You spare the rod, you spoil the child, Mum." "Hey, look." "Hello?" "That's great." "That explains it." "They've run out of anticonvulsant suspension again." ""...party we had, or because we used up all her yellow medicine"." "How many times is this?" "The amount they use down there, you'd think they keep it on draft." "Drawn to the day centres and nurseries in battles by a great fleet of dray horses." "And in the city of Bristol Pharmacy you can stand as I am standing now at the nerve centre of this great operation of mercy, and watch the myriad craftsmen at their various chores." "Give her the phenos." "This great social service brings new life to dying crafts." "I can catch the gleam of horse brasses." "I can smell the tang of the cooper's apron." "I can hear the Enigma Variations." "# A-di-a-di-di..." "There's a clever girl." "Now, tell mummy." "Are you wet?" "Soaked!" " Where's the bag?" " Here." "That one's dry?" "You've started leaving the one I send in the bag?" "Letting her sit like Joe Egg in the damp?" "Her parts get spreezed." "Perhaps she was dry before the fit." "She could hardly have gone all day without a wee." "Poor flower." "Never mind." "Mummy's got a special treat for tea - a favourite ice-cream." "I'm late." "Will you change her?" "There's ointment in the cupboard." " Put her on the kitchen table." " I'm not the new nanny." "I know that." "I've done it before." "Once or twice, in the last ten years." "Change first, ice-cream after." "Your favourite flavour, cannabis resin." "You look pale, love." "Was a nasty fittie?" "Never mind." "Say "nasty"." ""Nasty fit", say." "Very soft hands you've got like silk." "Lady's hands?" "They've never done rough work." "God bless you." "Daddy, kiss it better?" "Did you hear that?" "It's your mother in the bedroom." "She must have dropped them at last." "When he gets into one of these moods, he'll do anything to draw attention." "That spider on his face!" "And all this stuff about Freddie of all people!" "Christ!" "She's a wonderful woman, my wife." "No, seriously." "She works as a whole, not in parts - unlike me." "I'm Instant Man - get one for Christmas, endless fun." "All made up from whole lengths of string, fag ends, magazine cuttings, film clips all stuck together with wedges of last week's school dinner." "Yes, well, you would call it showing off." "I'm only trying to call attention to myself." "Get more than my fair share." "Otherwise, I'd have to settle for eyes front, hands on heads and a therapeutic bash once in a blue moon." "And I'm too young to die." "I tell you." "I thought I could smell cigarettes." "Isn't it nice to be able to rest afterwards, without having to worry about your mother coming in?" "Yeah, we owe that lady." " Your dowry is standing up to it well." " What?" "The bed." "Although, by all accounts it's been through worse." "This must be a holiday compared to what you've told me." "I'm beginning to wish I hadn't." "You're throwing it in my face all the time." "It was you who said we ought to be honest with each other." ""We should know all about each other", you said, before we got married." " Anyway, you told me all yours first." " All three." "That took an hour." "And for the next few weeks you made a shortlist." "I wasn't promiscuous by choice." "Once you get to a certain stage with a man, it's hard to say no." "Most girls seemed to manage it with me at any rate." "Three - out of God knows how many tens of thousands I must have tried." "They didn't know what they were missing." "You were the only one, who gave me real satisfaction." "You know, when you told me that, I was knocked out." "For days I was thinking I was some sort of phallic symbol." "She will stick with me, I thought, because I've got a magic super zoom with added cold start." "Hey..." "Those four Americans..." " Where did you get that?" " What?" " Four Americans?" " Wrong?" "Two Americans." "One Canadian." "Well..." "They made you lie across a pillow?" "It was something they'd got out of Hemmingway." "And that Welshman, that stoker." "Policeman." "He was shocked because you used..." "rude words in a posh accent." "When it came to getting off your frock, he was so ravenous, he tore it off." "Shut up." "How shall I figure?" "The biggest talker." "You know what?" "One good thing about you being pregnant is we don't have to worry about you getting pregnant." " Did you finish your ice cream?" " Yeah." " I'm off, Bri." " Right." " Shall I ring your mother?" " No." "Bloody hell, what for?" "So we can go out." "It's Tuesday night." "Nowhere much to go." "The zoo is shut." " There's a western at the Gaumont." " I'm in the rehearsal." "Can get drunk if you like, but not too drunk to bring me home and have me." " Pas devant..." " What?" "Pas devant I'enfant." "H, A, V, E me." "Seriously, shall I?" "Hey, listen." "What's it like with Freddie?" "You've told me about the others." "Not all, of course." " Let go!" " A sampling, a cross-section?" " I shall bite." " The ones that stand out from the crowd." " They were before I met you." " But Freddie is now." " What's his speciality?" " Even if he wanted to, which he doesn't..." " You must think I'm soft." "...he would run a mile from a scandal." "Yes, well, I mean, what's his gimmick?" "Come and ask him." "I mean, his forte." "For instance, does he keep his mac on?" "Bri?" "Bri?" " Bri!" " Fine." "OK." "Fine." "Yes, fine..." "Right." "What are you doing, love?" "It's a bit late to practice, isn't it?" "What's the time?" "It's ten to three." "Can't you sleep?" "Can't we do that in the morning?" "I can't sleep with that going on." "Ring the midwife, please." "The number is in an envelope on the shelf of herb jars." "OK..." "Does it hurt much?" "No, not much yet." "Pennies for the phone?" "I left them in an envelope." "Sheila, thank heaven I'm not too late." "Brian's father was fussing about like an old woman and I said to him," ""Percy, make up your mind what you want for breakfast - bacon or tomatoes?"" "I said, "You know how helpless Brian is with anything practical " ""worse than you with your hands."" "Since he gave up the car, I've had to rely absolutely, completely on the buses." "I didn't get to the arches till nine o' clock." "Do you want a cigarette, Bri?" "No thank you, Mum." "I gave it up because the smell upsets Sheila." "I said to the lady in David Greaves', "I want some nice fresh fruit" ""for my daughter-in-law, who's having a baby."" "And she said, "You don't look old enough to be a grandma!"" "Well, I said, "You're as old as you feel."" " Are you sure you don't want a cigarette?" " No, no, thanks." "Mrs Parry said, "There's nothing so satisfying as a nice filter tip."" "Mrs Parry, that walking sheath." "Sheath?" "I never expected to hear Mrs Parry quoted in connection with child birth." "Nurse, we have done it!" "With this we can make whole continent barren." "The deterrent they have all been searching for..." "Mrs Parry!" "You look worn out, love." "Would you like a nice cup of tea?" "Shall I make a nice cup of tea, Sheila?" "Nice cup of tea?" "Sheila?" "This youngster doesn't seem to keen to join us." " No." " Yes..." "Still when you look at the state of the country, can you blame him?" " Two days now since the first sign." " It's nothing unusual." " No?" " She's got a narrow pelvic opening." "It just means her children won't exactly fall out." "All this trouble getting out..." "Spend the rest of his life trying to get back in." "Yes, you will excuse me, won't you?" "I've been on call most of the night." "Use your gas and air if there is too much pain." " I've made you a cup of tea." " Thank you, I really must be going." "What a shame." "Would anyone else like it?" "Sheila?" "Sheila?" " Bri!" " It's a bit loud for Sheila, isn't it?" "Turn it off." "Nothing but sodding death - don't we get enough of that in real life?" "You all right, lovely?" "Send her away, Bri." "Please." "Just for tonight?" "I think it's time we helped you along - taking you to hospital to induce it." " You'll be all right." " Well, it was going on too long." "They mess about with all this natural child birth." "Unnatural, I call it." "Bri, I'll make you a Welsh rabbit." " Won't do for you to go and get poorly." " Medium rare." "That's your daughter." "Your wife is in there." "Love." "You look terrific." " Have you seen her?" " Who?" " Josephine." " Yeah." "Yeah." " Isn't she gorgeous?" " Well, she's fat." " Eight Ibs six." " She looks like Oliver Hardy." " What are those scars on her face?" " Forceps scars, they'll soon go." "And her skin is that nasty yellow colour." "Jaundice, quite normal." "Well, a lot more seems to be normal than I bargained for." "Five days labour isn't normal." "They should have taken it away days ago." "Yeah, but I wanted it naturally like all my girlfriends." "Now I feel a bloody flop." "You had a narrow pelvic opening." "I was drugged up to here." "Hey..." "Do you remember that Amazonian woman on TV giving birth behind the tree?" "Some people will do anything to get on the telly." "I'm serious!" "So am I. Natural isn't always good." "You would probably have died behind that tree." "Well, I would rather have you unnaturally saved." "You got a cold?" "It's not too bad." "Yes." "Well, I'll be home soon, and then I can look after both of you." " You know, I've never told you this, love." " What?" "Well, you'll find this hard to credit, but..." "That week, when she was banging her head against your narrow pelvic opening," "I prayed." " Did you, really?" " Yes." "No joke?" "As you know, I'm not normally religious." "I make the usual genuflections to Esso Petroleum and Julie Andrews." "But one day in the kitchen, I got down on my knees and I prayed to God." "What did you say?" ""God, I've only just found her." "The only woman who's not soppy or witless." ""The only woman who shares my belief" ""that you're a manic-depressive rugby footballer."" "I said, "The baby doesn't matter." "If it's a question of a swap..."" "Did you hear that, lovely?" "Then I was so drunk, I couldn't get on my feet." "Bri." "She's making that funny face I told you about." "He heard that prayer, Jo." "He said, "I'll fix that poof"." "He thought they were jok es." "How I wish I had done it." "Don't you, lovely?" "Saved us a lot of trouble." "But if I had thrown you into the sea, we'd have never met that funny doctor, who said it was only wind - worst attack of wind I've ever seen." "Then you finally went into a coma, and at last we phoned the children's hospital in a panic." "There wasn't an ambulance available and we had to go on the bus." "I've got a feeling, we shan't bring her back." "But every cloud has a jet black lining." "And as you know, you did come back, eventually." "You stayed in hospital for a few weeks" "And when they called us to collect you we knew you weren't going to amount to very much." "But we wanted to know the best we could expect and the worst." "The paediatrician was German or Viennese" " I can't remember which." "This baby of yours has now been thoroughly tested and we need the bed rather badly, so it's better if you take her home." "I promise she won't be any trouble." "Keep her well sedated and you'll hardly know she is there." " But, Doctor, may I know the results?" " Results?" " Of the tests." " Which ones?" "Electroencephalogram, three-dimensional X-ray, blood, urine, stool analysis." " But what can she do?" " Do?" "She can't do nothing at all." "Will she, ever?" "Madam, do you know what I mean by, "Your daughter is a 'wegetable"'?" "When people ask what kind of cripple she is, must I say she's a "wegetable"?" " Vegetable." " Vegetable." "You can say she's a spastic multiplegic, epileptic, but with no malformation of the brain." " That's a long word." " Which is why I prefer "wegetable"?" "But if the brain is physically sound, why doesn't it work?" "Imagine a telephone switch board, ja?" "Ja, I worked as an operator once." "Wunderbar, imagine you are sitting there now." "Some lines are tied up, some are not." "Suddenly, brrr-brrr..." "Incoming call?" " Universal Shafting." " What?" " The firm I worked for." " Never used that before." " I thought I would today." " Universal shafting - story of your life." "Suddenly another call, you panic and you plug him into the first one." "Then you answer an extension asking for the railway station, but you give him cricket results." "And they all start buzzing and flashing and you flip your lid and kaput!" "And there's your epileptic fit - grand or your petit mal, according to the stress - the number of the calls." "Doctor." "Doctor!" " Doctor!" " Gott im Himmel." " I'm very a busy man." " You must be." "Yours isn't the only pikin in the country." "I know that." " There is one born every eight hours." " Yes." " Isn't there anything I can do?" " Ja voll." "You must feed her, wash her nappies, just like any other mother." " But for how long?" " Who can tell?" "In theory, a whooping cough, pneumonia, Colorado beetle." "Colorado beetle!" "That's terrible!" "Is that what you got, lovely?" "The vicar was the best by far." "We met him on the Ban The Bomb, and later Sheila went to see him in his modern church." "Take a view!" "So your husband doesn't believe in God?" "His own kind of God - a manic depressive rugby footballer." "Well, it's a start." "It provides a basis for argument." " He doesn't like me praying." " You've have been praying?" "What else can I do?" "I look at that flawless little body, those glorious eyes, and I pray for some miracle to get her started." "If we could just find the key or the combination we could get her moving." "Do you think The Sleeping Beauty was about a spastic?" "Who can tell, indeed?" "Your child's sickness doesn't please God." "It completely brings Him down." " Why does He allow it?" " How can we know?" " How do we know it doesn't please Him?" " We can't know, only guess." "It may well be that disease and infirmity are due to our misuse of the freedom He gave us." "Or it may be that they exist to stimulate research." " Research?" " Into infirmity and disease." "If He didn't permit disease, we wouldn't need research." "But he does, so we do." " How can I explain?" " I don't want explanations." "I've asked the people who should've been able to explain." "What do you want?" "Magic!" "I was coming around to that." "We've had over the years, in this parish one or two children like your daughter." "For these poor innocents, I do the laying-on-of-hands bit." "A simple ceremony, few hymns, a prayer or two, a blessing and imposition of hands." " Nothing flashy." " Who'd be there?" "You, your husband, anyone you chose." "My husband?" "And he could do with a little instruction." "His prayers wouldn't help if addressed to a manic-depressive, rugby footballer." "God might feel offended." "He's only human after all." "No, He's not - how silly of me." "Perhaps, you could have a word with him over a pint." "With your husband." "Yes." "Yes, not that there's anything wrong with rugby." "Scrum half meself for years." "I just don't feel one should make a religion out of it." "With the other children, did you have any luck?" "I mean, did God..." "You know." "There was one boy, no better than Jo." "He made such rapid recovery after I'd done the laying-on a few times, the miracles confessed themselves bewildered." "He's 12 now, and this year he was runner-up in the Southwest area Tap Dancing Championships." "How fantastic!" "Perhaps in a few years we'll see little Jo..." "# Animal crackers in my soup" "# Lions and tigers loop the loop" "# Gosh, gee, don't I have fun" "# Swallowing animals one by one" "# In every bowl of soup I see" "# Lions and tigers watching me" "# Make them jump right through a hoop" "# Those animal crackers in my soup #" "That vicar was a good man, but Bri wouldn't let me do it." "I join in these jokes to please him." "He hasn't any faith she's ever going to improve, whereas I have, you see." "I'm always hopeful." "Always on the lookout for some sign of improvement." "One day when she was - what?" "...about 12 months old, I suppose." "She was lying on the floor kicking her legs, while I was doing the flat." "I had made a little tower of four coloured bricks, plastic bricks," "on the rug near her head." "When next I looked up from my dusting, she'd knocked them down." "So I piled them up again." "And this time I watched her." "First her eyes, usually moving in all directions, glanced in passing at the bright tower." "Then her arm, this side began to show serious signs of intention and her fists started clenching and spreading with the effort." "It must have taken, I should think, 10 minutes strenuous labour before her hand gave a spasmodic jerk and she pulled down the tower." "The other arm was held rigid." "It didn't move." "You see the importance?" "She was using for the first time, one arm instead of both." "She had seen something, touched it and found that when she touched it, whatever it was, changed... fell down." "She had a will, you see." "A mind of her own." "When Bri came home we tested her." "We put bricks all along the circle of her reach, and sometimes out of her reach so that she had to stretch to touch them." "And sometimes the effort brought on a fit or she'd fall asleep or fire light would attract her." "But more often than not, she'd manage." "We became very absorbed in the daily games." "Brought her coloured balls and bells and a Kelly - those clowns that won't lie down." "Visitors hadn't the patience to watch for so long." "And it must have seemed so little to wait for." "The independent moving of an arm." "But look what it meant." "She wasn't a vegetable." "Then she caught some bug and was very sick." "Had fit after fit - the grand mal, not the others " "what amounted to a complete relapse." "When she was over it, we tried the bricks again, but this time she didn't even seem to see them." "Which was when Bri lost interest." "I still try." "Though, I don't bother telling him." "I'll tell him when something happens." "But it seems to be only common sense." "If she did it once, she'll do it again." "Bri's mother's always saying, "Wouldn't it be lovely if she was running about?"" "Which mak es him hoot with laughter." "But I suppose women can't help hoping." "# Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI" "# Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY" "# Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI" "# Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY" "# Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI" "# Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY #" "Better now?" "Ahem..." "Better now?" "Hello, Freddie." "I'm nearly ready." "Go." "Good girl." "Bye!" "Good night." "I can't stand people giving way to their feelings like that." "It's embarrassing for everyone." "You've been smoking like a furnace all night." "And all day." "I always smoke when I'm bored." "If you're bored, you needn't come in and see Bri." "Take the car, go home on your own." "I'm bored there too." "All day." "Why are you going to see him?" "He can't stand you." "Well, A) To tell him I'm not having my end away with Sheila." "B) To try and make him see sense about that poor girl..." " All right?" " Thank you." " Pam, sorry, I broke down like that." " For God's sake." "Well, I'm a bit ashamed." "You won't tell Bri, will you?" " Well, please." " All right, if you say so." "Sheila..." "Sheila, you stupid bitch." " Gorgeous room." " Pam, no." "Absolutely gorgeous." "I love what you've done with it." "You've breathed on it." "Costs nothing." "Sit down, Pam." "Do." " Terribly PLU, isn't it, darling?" " What?" "PLU." "People Like Us." "Bri, I'm making coffee." "Clever as he is." "Witty." "Done by Brian, you know." "Give me a light, darling." "Dum spiro spero." " What?" " That's our school motto." " Don't you remember?" " While I live, I hope?" "Yes." "That's right." "Hello, Pam." "It's nice having company, instead of being stuck in every night like Joe Egg." " Like who?" " Joe Egg." "My grandmother used to say she was sitting like Joe Egg when she meant she had nothing to do." "This is very good, darling." "Wild Bill Hickok." "He posed for this just before his last poker game." "Look at the pose?" "He fancied himself." "Smashing." "Witty." "Good." "I prefer this one:" "The Thalidomide kid - fastest gun in the west." "On the slightest impulse from his rudimentary arm stumps, the steel hands fly to the holsters and he spins on solid rubber tyres." " Hello." " Hello." " You've been painting?" " I wore me old clothes." "I want you to paint." "That's the only reason I take these parts." "I thought you'd get some painting done." "Aren't they marvellous?" "Smashing." "Witty." "I didn't get much done by the time I'd finished Jo." " You mean the usual?" " We've got some drink, haven't we?" " Brian." " What?" " You mean the usual?" " A bit more than usual." "Spanish cognac or Cyprus sherry?" "Christ!" "What do you mean, "more than usual"?" "We had a row, she flounced up and slammed the door." "Spanish cognac, Fred?" " Is she all right?" " Look, I didn't want to talk about it." "We're all set for a civilized conversation and you go on about that poor crackpot." "Spanish cognac, Fred?" "Thank you." "Sheila's parents brought this back from Torremolinos." " Are you sure you wouldn't have cider?" " No, why?" " I just remembered you're a socialist." " I don't mind drinking fascist vino." " Pam?" " No thanks." "Honestly." "Spanish Cognac with instant coffee." "High life on teacher's pay." "How is teaching?" "Well, keep them off the streets." "Eyes front, hands on heads." " Still don't like it?" " It's not exactly Goodbye, Mr Chips." "All the same, I envy you." "Often wish I'd been a teacher." "Instead of a rich and powerful industrialist?" " It must be lonely." " Where did you get the idea we're rich?" "We're not rich." "Comfortable?" "Comfortable, yes." "Not rich." "Well..." "How are things on the home front, Bri?" "Stuck in like Joe Egg?" "Yeah." "Look, I'd like to lay one or two things on the line." "My God." "What don't you see all the doctors that money can buy and tell them that you want another baby." "Ask them why you've not had one." "Do you mean fertility counts?" "Well..." "Yes." " We've had them." " Yes, she was A-, I was B+." "I must concentrate more." "That's pretty damned impressive." "Most people wouldn't fancy knowing for sure." "Our doctor had an ex-major turn nasty when told he was sub-fertile." "Kept saying, "But I was in the Normandy Landings!"" "I demand a recount!" "Poor fellow." "What about boosters?" "Fertility boosters." "I know a gynaecologist..." "He did such a fabulous job on Georgina." "She's now applied to be sterilised." "If all else fails, I can get the adoption machinery moving." "I can put some ginger under right people, get it moved to the top of the in-tray." "You can always back out later if you've found you've hit the spot." " She won't like it, Mum." " She likes to rule the roost, Dad." "But, my dear, you're only prepared to give up your life to little Jo because there's no one else." "Once you've got a normal healthy baby looking up at you, smiling at you..." "Does she smile?" "She used to." "Now and then." "Often, often." "A real baby will smile every time you look at her and she'll cry too." "Keep you awake every night and she'll crawl and walk and talk." "Yes, I've seen them..." "Then what?" "Well... then at least you'll be in a position to decide." "Decide what?" "Whether to let Jo go into a residential school." " We've tried that too." " Putting her away, yes." "No, don't call it that." "What else is it?" "I'm on the board of a wonderful place." "They're not prisons." "Not these days." "They're run by loving and dev oted teachers." "I don't care how good the nurses are, I'm not putting her away." "This isn't a hospital." "It's a special school." "There was a fabulous article in Nova about it." " Do you remember?" " No." "If she improves, she can join their activities." " Activities?" " Mouth painting." "Wheel chair gardening, speech therapy." "Better not tell her that, Mum." "She thinks she's very nicely spok en." "That's one of the things she prides herself on." "She wouldn't go to a special school." "We've seen the place she'd go." "No paladin asylum with acres of graceful park land." "Not even Victorian Gothic." " Army surplus, lik e a transit camp." " Except they're going nowhere." "Some of them waited at the gates with their suitcases." "They were there every Saturday waiting for their relatives that never came." "At the end of the day, they'd go back to their dormitories and unpack their cases." "This seems to me defeatism." " It's quarter past ten, darling." " What?" "Quarter past ten." "Thanks for trying, Freddie, but it's too late, honestly." " I'll have to look after her till she dies." " Or until you do." "Yeah." "Which ever is first." " Is that possible?" " What?" " That she could outlive you?" " We know one." "A man of 76 - just became a boy scout." "They said they wouldn't have him any longer in the cubs." "These jokes." "Could I say my piece about these jokes?" "They've obviously helped you see it though." "A useful anaesthetic." "But..." "I thought you were going to speak to Brian about..." "This first." "A sick joke kills the pain but leaves the situation just as it was." "When I see a young couple throwing away their lives on a hopeless cause it gives me the screaming habdabs." "As a socialist..." ""The waste", I think to myself!" "All right, I bloody well am my brother's keeper." "Shoot me down, if I'm all acock." "I'm just trying to strip it down to essentials." "Thinking aloud." "Could you think more quietly?" "Was I shouting?" "I'm sorry." "I tend to raise my voice when I'm helping people." " Only my head is splitting." " Yes, quite." "Look, Bri, I, just want to put you in the picture about these special schools." "They're run by saints." "There's no other word for them." "They love the people they look after." "They'll spoil your little girl." " She won't know she's born." " Thanks, that's much quieter." "Another joke, another giggle." "Freddie, it's nearly half past ten." "I throw you a life line and you giggle." "The whole country is giggling it's way to disaster." "She broke down tonight..." " Pat!" "Pat!" "...in a flood of tears." "No!" "Because she can't cope any more with your suspicions and your jealousies." " I said I'd come and put you straight." " Wasting your breath, darling." " A) We're not going to bed together." " Scab!" "B) It's hardly likely because:" "A) she loves you, b) I love Pam," " and c) We've got three smashing kids." " Darling, I love you too." "I won't throw that away for a bit on the side - however gorgeous a bit." "And although, I'm not a practicing Christian, I think I know my duty." "Well..." "I hardly know how to say this now." "The whole thing was just another sick fantasy." "I know you've never touched her - leave alone shafted her." "I just wanted to bring back the magic to our marriage." "Stir it up." "A kind of emotional aphrodisiac." "If you ever tried that with me, I'd leave you." "Well..." "I maybe square, but I'm not sick." " You're so roundabout." " Look, you wouldn't let me near you." "All day I've been running blue movies on the back of my retina, us romping about together shouting with satisfaction." "What do I get?" ""You're hands are cold."" "This is too juvenile." "Let's go." "No." "No, no." "That's what he wants." "I'm going to help him whether he likes it or not." "Listen." "Aww..." "Aw..." "# Where a mother laid her baby..." "Christmas carols at this time of night?" "The neighbours won't be able to hear the telly." "She loves the carols, Dad." " Shall I fetch her?" " No, no, no, no." " We're just going." " But you haven't seen her." " Wouldn't you like to?" " Yes, I'd love to see her." "Your train in the morning, now, Freddie." "No, no." "No train tomorrow, darling." "I thought it was tomorrow." "No." "Hah!" "Come on, let's see little Jo." " Come along, Pam." " No, don't." " I forgot to tell you what happened?" " When?" " While you were out." " Well, what?" "First, I fed Joe." "She was constipated, she hadn't been for a week." "So, I chose a nice tin of prunes." "What my grandmother used to call them black-coated workers." "They have to be strained, of course, because her teeth are a bit stumpy." "Anyway, when she got that lot down, she kept on having little fits and whimpering." "I thought, perhaps the spasm's hurting." "So, I tried to loosen it with exercise." "The constipation hurts her." "The spasm's in the back between the shoulder blades." "And you break it down by wrapping her arms across her chest and holding them... very tight." "And then ramming her head down between her collar bones as though you were rolling up a mattress." "Does it help?" " I don't know." " Of course." "But I enjoy it." "I find myself laughing when she cries." "Well, at least it's a reaction." "Only this time, she wouldn't stop even when I let go." "Those fits upset her." "I undressed her, applied a suppository put a rubber sheet underneath," "I pressed her stomach, lifted her ankles and at last, she managed number twos." "God!" "That was bothering her, poor mite." "No, no, wait a minute!" "It was no sooner out, she started all that gulping, lip-smacking, arm-stretching and opening and closing her poor blind eyes and..." "I thought to myself that's it." "The lot." "All you can do." "Pain and fits..." "And not for the first time in ten years, I..." "I thought, "Is it ever worth it"?" " Perhaps it isn't?" " Worth what?" " The effort." " We've got no choice." "Of course you have." "The special schools." "Anyway, when the fit was over, I laid her on the bed and I placed a pillow over her mouth and nose." "And I held it there while I counted 100." "There was no struggle or... anything." "It was so peaceful that I just wondered why I hadn't done it years ago." "What?" "God..." "When it was over I lifted the pillow and I said..." "Nurse..." "We are in this together!" "You've seen nothing." "I looked up to see the nurse, threw off her cape, revealing Sergeant Blake of Scotland Yard." "I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down..." " What?" " Bri, honestly!" "I should've know by now." "Did you feel relieved when you thought for one moment that I had done it?" " Don't be silly?" " No?" "No." "Why not?" "Because..." "Whatever else she is, whatever's wrong with her she's the miracle of life." "She's only just alive, but what use is such a phrase?" "What's "only just dead"?" "I mean..." "She's the life we made." "You're blessed my son." "She's a holy innocent." "She'll never know evil." "Her life, what is it?" "Asphyxiation delayed ten years by drugs." "She should be in hospital, you know?" "Everybody says do something, but when I suggest something, it's all wrong." "Well, if all you can suggest is murder, yes." "Living with Sheila you get to welcome death with life burgeoning in every cranny." "Brian..." "She embraces, all living things - except Freddie" "Brian..." "Do you know how the solution to the Jewish problem began?" "No." "In the mental hospitals." "It's only a step from there to Auschwitz, you know." "Darling, it is now exactly half past ten!" "You're like a blasted speaking clock - on the third stroke, peep, peep, peep!" "It wasn't my idea coming back here in the first place." "You know very well, I can't stand anything NPA." "What?" "Non-physically attractive." "I know it's awful, but it's one of my things." "Well, none of us is perfect." "But old women in bathing costumes, skin diseases and weirdies." " It's no good." "I can't look at them." " Darling." "I know you're right about Hitler, Freddie, and of course that's horrid, but I can't help feeling a bit on Bri's side, can you?" "I don't mean the way he means." "Everyone doing away with their unwanted mums and things." "No, I think it should be done by the state." "You see..." " Hitler was the state." " I know you won't hear of it." "But then he loves a lame dog." "Every year, he buys so many tickets for the spastic raffle he wins the TV set." "And every year, he gives it to the old folk's home." "He used to try taking me on his visits to the blind and the deaf and the dumb, the halt and the lame." "Spina bifida and multiple sci..." "Not for long." "One place we went, there were these poor freaks with... you know enormous heads and..." " So, just put them out of their misery." " This isn't the time or place for this." "They wouldn't have survived in nature." "It's only modern medicine." "Modern medicine should be allowed to do away with them." "A committee of doctors and do-gooders to make sure there's no funny business." "And then, well..." "The gas chambers?" "That makes it sound horrid." "But if one of our kids was dying and they had a cure, we knew had been discovered in the Nazi laboratories would you refuse to let them use it?" "That's hardly an excuse for killing six million people." "I love my own immediate family and that's the lot." "I can't manage anymore." "Then it's time you tried." "# The Angel of the Lord came down" "# And glory shone around... #" "We've come to see little Josephine." "Save you bringing her down." "Say hello to uncle Freddie." "Hello, Jo." "What d'you know?" "Not much, I'm afraid." "And Auntie Pamela." "She's got rather a pretty face, hasn't she?" "She's terribly PLU when you get to know her." "Aren't you, angel?" "My God!" "Well, one thinks of a mongrel, athetoid or monoplegic, but she is so torpid." ""You'd be torpid", she said, " if you were fitting, crying and doing doops." "She's worse tonight." "She won't open her eyes." ""Who wants to open their eyes in the middle of the night", she says." ""Well, an hour before midnight worth two after", she says." "This is the imaginary character you've given her?" "Well, as soon as we joined the Free Masonry of Spastic's Parents, we saw she had even less personality than the others." " So you've made some up for her." " Some never suited." " The facial expression wasn't right." " One that stuck was the coach tour lady." "Powder-pink felt hat, white gloves, Cuban heel shoes and swagger coat." "Sea-sick pills in her bag in case there's turning and twisting." " She hates foreigners." " And council houses." "And shafting - knows to her cost what that can do." " Loves the Queen." " And Jesus." "Sees him as an eccentric English gentleman." "A sort of Laurence of Arabia." " Very disapproving of pleasure." " Not all pleasure." " A Julie Andrews film with tea after." " In the Odeon Cafe." " Come on." " What are you doing?" " I'm taking her to hear the carols." " The carols have stopped." "No!" "Did you miss the carols, sweetheart?" ""Christmas already", she says "Comes around quicker every year"." "# Away in a manger, no crib for a bed" "# The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head" "# The stars in the bright sky" "# Looked down where he lay" "# The little Lord Jesus asleep in the hay" "# The cattle are lowing..." "# La-la-la-di-di-da... #" "What is it?" "A fit." " Anything we can do?" " No." "Next time you do that, the wind will change and you stay like it." "But why are they still happening?" "It's the carol singers." "I'll say we're Muslims." "Bri..." "Give them a shilling from Jo." "Darling, we really must go now." "Bri, I gave those carol singers a sixpence." "Knocking on all those doors, making a nuisance of themselves." "I thought you wouldn't bother with that so near Christmas." "Right, thanks." "Sixpence." "Here." "What?" "All right." "Thank you." " I won't say no." " No." " Every penny's got to be looked at." " Right." "They do say, don't they?" "The middle classes have suffered most from inflation..." "Now, look, Bri, I'm not stopping." "Mrs Parry and I went to the Odeon." "I thought, "Well, I'll go so far on a bus and I'll drop in Josephine's new cardie." ""And if Brian's not too busy, he can run me home."" "Yes." "Right." "So, I'm not stopping." "Would you like a drink, Mum?" "I don't want you to worry." "I don't want anything." "I want is to get me breath back." " Sheila, I'm not stopping, but..." " Hello." "How nice to see you." " You never told me you got company." " Sorry." " My mother, Mr and Mrs Underwood." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" " How do you do?" " Why did you bring her down?" " She wants a change of scene, Dad." "I thought I'd keep an eye on her." "Mrs Parry and I, go to the pictures Tuesday afternoon." "When you've been with the dusters nothing but sitting all day - no one wants to sit around like a blooming nun." " I'm sorry, have you a light?" " I do, yeah." "She's very poorly." " Did you give her her medicine?" " She's all right." "Well, and how's nana's favourite girl tonight, then?" "Look what nana's brought her." " "I'm fast asleep", she says." " Unconscious." ""Having forty winks", she says." "An hour before midnight is worth two after." "Wouldn't she be lovely if she was running about?" "Beautiful." "She's a beautiful child." "First time you've seen her?" "Sheila, what do you think?" "Are the sleeves too short?" " I could run couple of inches." " Would you bother?" " No bother." "We have to do what we can." " Yes, exactly." "Poor Mrs Parry phoned to say she couldn't meet me this afternoon." "Had to stay in waiting for the vacuum." "I did some last-minute shopping." "I met her later at the Odeon to go see Julie Andrews." "But my God, the crowds!" "I said to the lady in Scotch Wool and Hosiery," " "You'll be glad when Christmas is over."" " What did she say?" "!" " "I certainly will."" " Ooh!" "I said to Mrs Parry, " It does look nice, those toys and turkeys and toilet sets."" " See Jesus?" " Pardon?" "Did you see Jesus?" " If I did, I didn't notice." " On the electricity building." "That!" "They'll drag religion into anything, won't they?" " Even Christmas." " No, that kind of thing spoils Christmas." " What Jesus?" " It's a time for the kiddies." "We took Joe to Father Christmas one year." " Little girl like a trip to space?" " Just Father Christmas." " It's all in the one price." " Bri, you got any money?" ""All shoppers are reminded to visit Santa's spaceship in the toy department." ""The next launching is in five minutes"." "Sit straight now." "We'll sit near the back?" " You want to take her?" " Somebody else is here." "Morning." " All all right, then?" " Yes, thanks." " You've changed." " Quite comfortable?" "Stand by for blast-off." "# Fly me to the moon..." " Boosters away." " #..." "And let me play among the stars" "# Let me see what spring is lik e" " #..." "On Jupiter and Mars..." " Boosters away!" "# In other words, hold my hand..." "We are now free of earth's atmosphere." "Beware of weightlessness." "# Fill my heart with song" "# And let me sing for ever more" "# You are all I long for" "# All I worship and adore" "# In other words... #" "Father Christmas stank of meths" " Why do you say that?" " It's true." "It's not true." "They're vetted." "Woo!" "Do you know..." "I believe I've acquired a little visitor." "It's not something you'd expect from the Odeon." " It's off our cat." "We're infested with them." " From Sidney or Beatrice Webb." "We keep them in the kitchen." "When the kitten was born, Sheila wanted to call him Dick." "But I drew the line there." "Standing on the front steps shouting, "Dick!"" "I might have got killed in the rush." "Fleas, I don't believe we ever had." "Can you remember, Brian?" "The occasional woodlouse, I think." "You're fond of animals, Sheila, but it should be kept in proportion." " It's the first time we've had a flea." " There's a first time for everything." "Isn't that the loveliest girl in all the wide, wide world?" " Look another fit." " Bless her heart." " She's worse." "Look!" " They left her medicine at the centre." "What you gave her tonight should have soothed her." "I'd have her destroyed... if it was me." "You what, mum?" "I'd have her whatever you call it, put to sleep." "The cat!" " Well, fleas bring disease." " Bri!" " Yeah?" " Just a minute?" "I can't find the anticonvulsant." "That's the bottle over there." "She knocked it over having a fit." "It's like treacle." "How did it get poured out?" "I had to save her first." "She was falling about." "By the time I picked up the bottle, it had all got spilt." "I saved enough to give her a dose and then I washed it clean." "Where are the phenos?" "Now..." "Now where can they be?" " Where are you going?" " To get some more." "She's had enough sedation, "I'm turned on", she says." "The fits upset her." "She needs her yellow medicine." "Whatever is the time?" "I mean, Pam?" " Quarter to eleven." " I'll go to the all-night Boots." "Look, I'll go if you think she really needs it." "You'll need the prescription." " Yeah." " Go on." " She's cold." " No luck?" " Not so far." " Let me go, Bri." " No." " Really, it's no trouble." "No, no, no." " I'll show you a shortcut." " No." "I know one." "Anything to get away." " Pam, just a minute." " Yes." "The prescription." "25 quid this car cost me." "After only five years, just look at it." "It's going to be a wet Christmas after all." " This is not the way." " There's no other way." "Look, once start that and you'll have anarchy." "You must have order." ""Thou shalt not kill"." "Except when it shall come to pass thy trade route shall be endangered and then shall thou slay the enemies of General Motors and ICI." "Listen, suppose euthanasia was legalised and your daughter let die and then in 20 years from now a cure is found." " Her brain starts working?" " Yes." "Six-week-old brain in a 30-year-old body?" "I meant some kind of grafting." "Brain of a 30-year-old accident victim?" "No." "What's funny-daddy been up to, my rose?" "It's raining." " Christ!" " Pam's gone for the medicine." "Thank God." "Don't let Brian touch her." " Where are you going?" " To fetch a doctor." "She's seriously ill." "I'll run my mother home." "I can ring from there." "No, do it now!" "God!" " Sheila, I'll do it from a local box." " Would you, Freddie?" " I'll dial Emergency." " Yes, an ambulance." "Say, it's urgent." "Wait." "I'll show you where the box is." "If you get your things, mother, I'll run you home." "There's gratitude for you." "I'm stuck up there day after day like a blooming nun." "I thought I'd be offered a nice cup of tea." "Never mind." "We'll have one when we get home." "Wrap her warm, Brian." "Put a scarf on." "I got some Garibaldis." "I know you like a Garibaldi." "Not too much at home now you've gone and your father's passed on." "When we came out of the Odeon, it was cutting down Union Street like a knife." "I said to Mrs Parry, "My Lord, what a night"." "She said, "Yes, they said we were in for something of the kind," ""probably lasting until February."" "So I said, " What a shame for the old people"." "She said, "Grace, I hate to remind you, but we're the old people now."" "Sheila, why don't you keep yourself warm and wrap up too." "I was just telling Brian..." "That old car, no heaters, and drafts in all directions." " Where's Jo?" " What?" " She's gone." " Well, how can she have gone?" "Up to bed, the poor mite." "She shouldn't be sitting up at all hours." " Has he come in yet?" " No." "Mind those cats now." "No, no, you stay in there!" "Sheila, whatever are you doing?" "No!" "You all right?" " Yes." "Where have you been?" " I'd been to call an ambulance." "Well, I've got the meds." " It's too late for that, I'm afraid." " God!" "I think it's all over." " My poor blossom..." " What have you done?" "I took her outside." "Little worm." "Poor little worm." "I was going to leave her in the garden, but I couldn't." "Can anyone do the kiss of life?" "No, no, no, I can't." " Can you feel a pulse?" " No, I can't!" "My poor dove." "She's freezing." "Where have you been with her?" "In the car." " Lend me a looking glass." " My handbag." "Come on, my bird." "Bri!" "You shouldn't." "Poor little mite, however bad she was, you shouldn't do a thing like that." "Come on, sunshine." "Try it for mummy." "There, there." "Everything will be all right." "There, there." " Perhaps, the glass isn't cold enough." " For the condensation." "No." " Look, a bit of fluff." " What?" " Well, a feather." " Yes, of course!" "Here." "There." " Never mind," " Go on, go on." "Close to her mouth." "That's how we knew poor dad was gone." "That will be the ambulance." "No one say anything." "I'll answer all the questions." "There's no need for unnecessary suffering." "Sheila..." " Come on, Sheila." " No!" " Come on." " No, no!" "I'll take her." "Come on." "Let me take her." "That's it, come on." "Sheila's staying the night." "What happened?" " They pulled her through again." " Bri, thank God!" "Night, Freddie." "Thanks." " Bri?" " Yeah." "You simply must come to dinner sometime." "I'd love to." "There you are, lovely." "Home again." "Safe and sound." "I thought they were going to keep her in for a few days." "Well, they wanted to, but what's the point?" "I've seen her through pneumonia, flu and more colds than I can count." "Why bother busy nurses?" "Anyway, she didn't fancy it." "Did you, lovely?" "How are you, lovely?" "Still a bit dopey." "But her pulse is stronger and she's breathing well." "Tough as old boots, Dad." "She'll get the Queen's telegram, you'll see." "I better go to school." " You're not going." " Yeah, I must." " I'll phone the head, if you're frightened." " It's not fair on the other staff." "I thought, I..." "What are you doing?" ""I'll get home and make him bacon and eggs and fried apple rings..."" "I've had some tea and toast." ""Then I'll take him up to bed and climb in with him."" "And what do I find?" "So I just have to get these clothes off." "And we can stay there all day up to our tricks." "Last night..." "I thought about what you tried to do to Joe." "I was rather twist, you know." "My mum and Freddie." "No." "It was my fault." "I've been asking too much of you." "So, do you know what?" "I'm going to look for a residential hospital where I'm sure she'll be well looked after and won't pine." "And when I've found it, do you know what?" "You and I are going to leave her there for, I don't know, three weeks maybe a month every year." "Go abroad." "Do you realise we haven't been abroad for 11 years?" "We can have a second honeymoon." "Starting now." "I'll go and ring the school, then." "Couldn't that wait till afterwards?" "You dirty little animal." "Now look what you've done." "Daddy's given you breakfast." "What are you crying for?" "Got some seed." "What a daddy?" "Aren't we lucky?" "Single to London, please."
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"Norm." "What are you doing, man?" "Geez." "Thank you." "That stuff is warm." "Home, sweet home." "Blackwater, Mississippi." "It's pronounced "Backwater", Mississippi." "Show a little respect for the cradle of your youth." "Get back inside!" "Hey, baby!" "Yeah!" "Play some ball?" "You're in good shape for a little lady." " I have to say that." " I know." "Fucking coach, man." "At least he's consistent." "I think he's hit his 12-drink minimum." "Damn!" "This is, like, the place, huh?" "More than just the place." "It's where the problems of the world are solved." "Problems of the world?" "The Blackwater world." "You've got, um..." "Got a chilli mustache going on there." "Really?" "Don't touch it." " It's..." " Keeping it." "Little cream puff over here." "What's his deal?" "I don't know." "He seems nice enough." "You know, if you want to be a real local, honey..." " What the hell is that?" " Fried pickly." " Fried pickle?" " Come on, baby." " No." "No." "Are you kidding?" " It's good." "It really is." " This is disgusting." " Just give it a chance." "Not with a cold beer, it ain't." "Hello, Amy Cakes." "Hello, Charlie." "You're looking all right for yourself." "Ain't changed much." "Not as much as I'd have thought." "This is my husband, David." "Charlie." "Venner." "Hi." "David Sumner." "Yeah." "I put in a bid for me and my crew" " to rebuild that roof of yours." " Yeah." "That's right." "Venner." "That's right." "Don't like to profit off a tragedy, but we went up to your place after the hurricane, just to see." "The barn got busted up pretty bad." "Yeah." "Think we can have it up for you in three weeks or so." "Three weeks?" "That's great." "Terrific." "Rumor is you're a movie director or something." "Ah, I'm..." "David's a writer." "She means I work for a living." "Well, let's hear it for the working class." "David's writing a film about Stalingrad in 1944." " '43." " '43." "Close." "You know, it was the biggest battle" " of World War II." " Really?" "Hey, y'all." "Crazy today." "Sorry." "Okay, let's see." " $15.50." " Bet you can't get two burgers and two Cokes for $15.50 in LA." "That's a bet you'd win." "There you go." "Cash only." " Cash?" " Yeah." "You know, that stuff poor people use for money." "Keep the change." "Thanks." "Hey, Amy, my Elizabeth would love to come by and get a picture with you." " Sure." "Absolutely." " I mean, if that's okay." " How's she doing?" " Thank..." "Oh, God." "She's 16, that's how she's doing." " I can't believe..." " I know." "It's the craziest thing." "I'll see y'all later." "You know, that looks pretty good." "I'm gonna get a beer before we go." "Can I get you another one?" " No, thank you, sir." " You sure?" "Yep" "Hey, listen, can you start tomorrow?" " First thing." " All right, let's do it." "What the hell?" "You're a friend of Amy's." "Beautiful." " Great." " Okay." "I'm gonna..." "Appreciate that, sir." "Thank you." "Now, that's a nice catch, Amy Cakes." "He's a good man." "Do you mind?" "Help yourself." "I love the new accent, Ames." "It's for work." "Well, I bet." "And that is why you suck." "Shut up." "Here we go now." "I swear to God, he beats me every time I do this, but not..." "Oh, God damn it!" "I'm sorry about your daddy." "I heard it was a real nice service up there at Arlington." " It was." "Thank you." " Yeah?" "Call that some Southern hospitality, huh?" "Come on, Charlie, come on." "They don't have shoelaces in Los Angeles?" "What?" "Right." "No, they make 'em that way." "Why?" "So I saw you on that show with the..." "The..." " What's it called?" " Perfect Crime." "Perfect Crime." "It was good." "I liked it." "No, no, no." "Jeremy, now, no." "You get out with that dog." " Get out of here!" " Coach, I got it." " I got it." " No, I'm saying." " Get out of here with that dog!" " Scat." " Scat with that dog." " I'd like some lunch." "Well, I'll bring you something outside." " Get out!" " Get on out with that dog." "They were supposed to put Jeremy Niles away a long time ago." "Yeah, we take care of our own here." "Remember when I took care of you?" "But you didn't." "Did you?" "Waiting on my burger." "I was fixin' to marry you, until I saw what a fuckin' Razorback you are." "You're the new husband, huh?" "The proud new husband." "What do you got on tap?" "Budweiser." "I'll have a Bud Light then." "No, I said Bud, fully loaded." "That'll be fine." "I think I'd like another, Blackie." "With a Jack back." "Yeah, well, why don't we hold off there, Coach, huh?" " You've had enough." " What are you doing?" " Fuck you doing?" " I'm gonna do like that, you're gonna" " get me in license trouble again." " I'm not gonna do shit!" "Give me the fucking drink!" "God damn it!" "What are you doing?" "You think I'm some kind of child?" "God damn it, Tom!" "Fuck off!" "Excuse me one second." "Fuck you!" "What's wrong with you?" "Now, goddamn you, look what happened!" "Coach, Coach, let's go over to practice, give those kids some shit." " Go home, Coach." " How 'bout that, Coach?" "Sorry about that, Blackie." "I'll pay for the glass." "Yeah." "And I'll pay for our new neighbor's drink." "No, you don't have to..." "No, I'll pay for your drink, sir." "But, Blackie, I want another beer." "And a Jack fuckin' back!" "I don't think so." " How about fuckin' now?" " Get the hell out of here!" " You want me to get out?" " Will you walk away?" "Want to walk away?" "Come on, pussy!" " Come on, hero." " Go on, have it." " Make yourself a drink." " Come on, you fuckin' pussy!" "Draw you a beer and choke on it, for all I care." "Attaboy, Coach!" " Nice." " Goddamn!" "Thank you for the invite." "Pour me one, Coach." " Attaboy, Coach." " Thank you." "Hey!" "Coach, that's enough." "Pay for your drink and go on home." "All right, Sheriff." "Sounds good." "Coach." "All right." "Not drunk." "My drink and his." "Yeah!" "I'll see you later, boys." " Bye." " You all right, Blackie?" "See you, Coach." "Almost got knifed." "Is that what you meant by one of "the problems of the world"?" "It's Coach Heddon." "Not the prettiest picture." "You know, it's fine." "We'll just chalk it up to one of Blackwater's charming eccentricities." "What a way with words." "You should try writing for a living." "Hey, hey!" "Guy!" " What are you doing?" "Get..." " Hold on, hold on, babe." "It's okay." "It's all right." "What is this?" "Hello, Jeremy." "Hello, Amy." "How are you?" "I'm driving." "I see that." "You're doing a very good job." "Mind if I drive for a while?" "What do you say?" "Jeremy, come on, buddy." "Let's go home." " To get lunch?" " Yeah, yeah." "We're gonna go get some lunch." " Sorry." " That's..." " Welcome back, Amy." " Thank you." " You look terrific." " Thanks, Daniel." "And, we loved your IV show." " Come on." " Thank you." "You know what?" "I'm gonna drive." "Hey, so that guy..." "What guy?" "You know, the Amy Cakes guy." "Charlie, our new contractor." " I saw your picture with him." " Charlie." "You used to see him, right?" "Right?" "Couple of times." "Couple of times?" "Just a couple of times?" "Well..." "They may have been memorable." "Okay." "Are you jealous?" "Hey, who ended up with the girl in the end?" "That would be you, Mr. Sumner." "What are you doing?" "Okay." "Okay, wait." " Just get off me." " Why?" "You're crazy." "You're nuts." "That's what they say." "What do you think?" "It's beautiful." "There's a lot of history here." "That's putting it mildly." "Come on, catch up!" "It's worse than I thought." "Don't worry about it." "We're gonna fix it up." "Fix it up, make it better than it was before." "I hope so." "Is that your father's car?" "Yeah." "How much are we getting from FEMA, like eight K?" "8.2 K." "That's just a bit more than Charlie bid." "Give him the balance." " Why?" " Why?" "Help out your friends." "Baby, Charlie and the boys don't need help, they need work." "You can spend the rest on your adoring wife." "I want to see the rest of the house." "Show me." "Come on." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Flutie!" "Found my parents' zydeco collection." "Your parents were some pretty cool cats." "Yeah." "All right." "Guess my classical music will have to do when I work." "Hey, this room is amazing." "I can't wait to work in here." "Yeah." "This is so great." "You like it?" "Yes, I love it." "It's amazing." "Hello." "I remember when my daddy got that deer." "When he put up that trophy, we had this huge party, like he'd won the Super Bowl or something." "Did he get him with that?" "That would be some kind of overkill." "Did your father ever take you hunting?" "Honey." "You know a lot about a lot, you don't know shit about Southern daddies and their Southern daughters." "I think the movers are here." "I'm gonna get down to the store to get some groceries before it closes, you know." "Yeah, that's a good idea." "Just want to change first." "I'll take care of this." "Actually, I'm gonna take my daddy's Olds, more room." "Hi." "I found a way to get Khrushchev in on the action." "I'm gonna make him a friend of Yuri's." "Khrushchev was in Stalingrad?" "He was a hero in Stalingrad." "I'll bet that was your daddy's chair." "Every chair was my daddy's chair." "I'm glad we came." "Just worried it'll be too quiet for you." "Quiet's what I want." "I like quiet." "Too boring." "I like boring." "Jesus!" "Flutie, Flutie, Flutie." "Hi, little boy." "Isn't he adorable?" "Yeah." "A real sweetheart." "Yeah, tell that to the mice." "It's too early." "That's ridiculous." "Put on some of that Tupac." "You know I love this song." "I am a sweet dancer, too." "Charlie!" "Yeah?" "Could you..." "Hey, turn it down, turn it down." "What's up, Mr. Sumner?" "I'm gonna..." "I'm coming up." " Take it easy." " I got it." " Morning, sir." " How are you?" "Pretty good." "Well, let me introduce you to the guys." "Got Bic over there." " Howdy." " Hello." " Chris over here." " Howdy there, Mr. Sumner." " Nice meeting you." " Right there's Norman." "How's it going?" "Well, it's kind of a bitch up here." "Got to remove these purlins and put in some new ones." "We'll break the back of 20-penny nails." "Okay, well..." "I don't know what that means, but..." "But I'll trust you with it." "Okay, so, everything okay?" "Yeah, it's just..." "It's a little early, don't you think?" "Yeah, sorry about that." "That's the way we do things around here." "But you get used to it." "Okay." "Well, it's just that you woke us up." "Like I said, we're real sorry about that." "Okay, well, maybe you can..." "Can you come a little later, like, just an hour into the day from now on?" "Can that happen?" "You're the boss, boss." "All right." " Thank you, guys." " All right." " I got you." "I got you." " I'm gonna go work." " You good?" " Yeah, I got it." "See you later, Mr. Sumner." "You good?" " Yeah." " Careful there, Mr. Sumner." "How you doing?" "Good." " Thanks." " Could be colder, huh?" "I think there's something wrong with your fridge." "I guess there's a whole bunch of kinks we're going to have to work out, huh?" "You writing or something?" "I heard that's what you do." "Movies, right?" "That's right." "You ever do horror films?" "Like that movie Saw?" " No." " Or action films?" "No, no, not..." "Not really my specialty." "What you done I would've seen?" "Probably nothing." "Maybe a bit of Amy's TV show?" "Did you catch that?" "Yeah, that was real good." " Real good." " Thank you." "Not enough of Amy, though." "I was well reminded of that." " Hey, Bic." " Hey." " How you doing?" " Real good." "Real good, yeah." " Good." " Hey, your..." "Your fridge ain't cold enough, Ames." "Really?" "It's probably old condenser coils." "I can take a look at it later, if you want." "Yeah, that'd be great." "Right?" "That'd be good." " Yeah." " Okay." " All right." " Cool." "It's real good to have you back." "Thank you." "For a bit." "For a bit, anyway." "See you." " Bye." " Bye." "Hey, guys!" "More beer!" "Do your friends do things like that a lot?" "Do what a lot?" "I mean, he just walked in here uninvited, grabbed a beer out of the fridge, sat down." ""Hey, come on in."" "What, is that normal?" "Come on." "We all trust each other here." "We don't even lock our doors." "That's one thing I do miss." "If that's the way it is, that's the way it is." "Well, it's your house now, honey." "You know?" "If you don't like it, just say something." "Hey, Charlie." "Can I borrow you for a second?" "Bic." " So how's your work going?" " It's going well." " Yeah?" " Thanks." "Yeah." "Hey, you guys already done for the day?" "Yeah." "You bet." "It's been a good day." "We got a lot accomplished." "It's not even noon." "We're going hunting." "Sorry." "I thought I told you that." "It's kind of a big deal around here." "Do you mind?" "Is that okay if..." "Well, I..." "Yeah, I guess." "I mean, if..." "If you get the roof done..." "Sure." "No, it'll be done." "...You know, on time, the agreed time." " Of course." " Okay." " All right." " Hey, Charlie." "Listen..." "I don't mind your guys helping themselves to some beers." "Thanks, by the way, for the beer." " Sure, yeah, it's no problem." " Appreciate that." "But listen, your guy..." "Is it Bic?" "Well, he just walked right into the house and, you know..." "Shit." "Is Bic giving you a reason not to trust him or something?" "No." "You let me know if that happens, and I'll handle it." "Okay." "All right." "Well, we better get going." "All right, load it up, guys." "Thanks, guys." " Mr. Sumner." " Yeah?" "Do you want to come hunting with us?" "The whitetails really run" " this time of year." " Hell, yeah." "It'll be fun." "No, thanks." " I got to work." " Can you turn down the scanner?" " Okay." " Charlie nailed one the other day." "Did he?" " Yeah." " Well, it sounds great, but I really got to write." "That's why we're here." "I bet it wasn't Amy's idea to come live here." "She had that bus schedule memorized about freshman year or so." "Well, if you ever want to come hunting with us, you just say the word." "I might take you up on that." " You should." " All right." "Have a good day, folks." "All right." "Go hunting with them?" "No, I'm just trying to show them a little respect." "Bye;" " Hi." " Chris, do it already." " Make the shot already." " Wait." " What you got?" " For sure!" "Fuck!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "No, I just missed." "I just missed." "How much they gonna pay us?" "Them two look like they could afford to pay plenty." "Plenty's what the fuck I need." "They're going to pay us enough." " Amy's looking good, ain't she?" " She looked fine." "You know, I bet that motherfucking lucky husband of hers never had any pussy like that" " before he became a big shot." " Hey!" "Excuse me!" " Fuck, man!" " Don't talk like that." " You're right about that." "Who's next?" " Twenty?" " Twenty-five." " Big money, boys." "It's your move." "Check." "Okay." "Right. "This move now puts black" ""into a desperate plight" ""with no possibility of mobilizing his" ""or hers disorganized pieces." ""Black can conveniently use..."" "Tell you what." "I bet you I can finish my exercises, get into bed before you make your next move." " You're on." " Put the book down." "No help." "You should be encouraging my education." " Drop it." " All right." "All right, all right, all right, all right." "Are you ready?" " Are you?" " Go." " Thinking hard." " David!" "Stop it!" "Got it!" "Got it." "You're supposed to do 100." " I did 100." " No, you didn't." "I was counting by binary numbers." "No..." " Why?" " No." "What?" "First of all, you're still in check." "The knight can't move sideways." "It's got to go in an "L" shape, remember?" "Why is it called a knight when it's really a horse?" "Is that funny?" "I actually don't know the answer to that." "That's a first." "Baby." "You don't have to learn chess to please me." "I'm not learning to please you, baby." "I'm learning so I can kick your ass." " Really?" " Yeah, really." "What about that ass?" "Lie down." "No." "Lie down." "No." "Lie down." "Close your eyes." "Close 'em." "Rook or knight?" "That is the knight/horse." "Very good." "That's the queen." "Very good." "Is it you?" "Hilarious." ""Listen, well, I got fucked in the ass by a bear, honey."" "So, you know, just, "That's it." ""I'm going to get myself a machine gun."" "And he goes out the next morning, cranks it up, and..." ""There he is!" Starts blasting away, and the bear says, "Come here, you."" "Takes that old boy, slams him over the log, pulls down them old chonies and says, "Hey." ""You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"" "Hey, your brother..." "Daniel?" "Your brother, he was hanging out with the girls today." "Again." "I think you best keep a closer watch on him." "Right?" "Not our job to mind him." " Is it?" " We ain't going to stand for it." "You keep him away from them girls, or we will." " Hey, Norm." " And you know that'll get ugly." "I'm standing right here." "Hey, y'all mind" " cutting the bullshit, please?" " Daniel." "He's just being told the truth is all." "Well, no one's going to do anything to Jeremy, all right, Coach?" "Ain't you off duty, John?" "You got a beer in your hand, right?" " Okay." " The law isn't ever off duty, Bic." "Is it, Sheriff?" "Beer or no beer." "Hey, I didn't even vote for his ass." "If he so much as comes near my daughter..." "Look, my brother..." "God may help him, I..." "Coach, if my brother," " if he ever makes a mistake again..." " Yeah." "I'll put him away myself." "You have my word, all right?" "But until then, goddamn, y'all..." "I mean, just let him be." "He ain't doing nobody no harm." "Sounds good to me." "How about you, Coach?" "Thought you was off duty." "All right, that's enough, Norm." "Let's go." "All right, girl!" "Looking good, Amy!" "Sweet ass!" "Ladder, Norm." "Who would you rather have sex with," "Hank Williams or Johnny Cash?" "Only you, Bic." "Give me one of those one-by-fours laying over there." "Guys." "Guys." "Here she comes." "Hey, Charlie." "How about that, huh?" "How about it?" "Hey." "No, Flutie, get down." "Come on, get down, get down." " Taking a break?" " Look at this." "The nation's at war." "Fortune 500 companies are going bankrupt." "The lead story is that the first game of high school football season is a week away." " Blackwater..." " Well, you know, Blackwater's not at war." "Although it was a big deal when John Burke came back from Iraq." "You and Deputy Burke, returning heroes." "In this town, heroes come from one place, that football field." "Like the guys fixing our roof." "Bunch of straw dogs." "Straw dogs?" "Yeah, in ancient Chinese rituals, dogs made of straw were used as offerings to the gods." "During the ritual, they were treated with the utmost reverence." "When they were no longer needed, they were tossed aside, trampled on." "They became nothing." "When their football careers are over with, that's all these boys become." "What?" "You don't have to take it personally." "I'm not talking about you." "You're not one of them." "Not any more anyway." "No." "It's..." "Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so..." "I applaud their good taste." "It's not funny." "Well, maybe you should wear a bra." "Are you saying I'm asking for this?" "I mean, well," "I'm just saying that..." "You look amazing, all right?" "If it bothers you, then, you know, maybe you should be a little more modest and you'd be looked at with a little more respect." "So, you're saying that if I put on a bra, then I'll gain more respect?" "I mean..." "It's, you know, reaping and sowing and all that." "I'm taking a bath." "Okay." "You know, I dress for you, David." "I dress for you." "I don't dress for them." "Well, I already know what you look like naked, so..." " Man." " Norm." "That shit ain't right, man." "Chris, if that ain't right, I don't know what right is." "That must've been some kind of that back when you had some of that, huh, Charlie?" "What do you think about that, Norm?" "Must've been something?" "Crank it up, Bic." "Crank up the music, Bic." "Think I found the music..." " That's a sweet engine." " Yeah." "Double overhead cam." "Yep, straight-line six, man." "Real pretty, Mr. Sumner." "Bad machine." "She a '66, '67?" "A '67." "Good eye." "South, we know our cars and our guns." "What'd you pay for it, about 100 grand?" " Yeah, something like that." " Damn." "I just love that ornament." " You like that?" " Yeah." "The E-Types didn't have them, did they?" "Put that on yourself?" "No." "No, the previous owner put that on." "All right." "Excuse me, gentlemen." "We're knocking off a bit early, if you don't mind." " The heat and all." " It is hot even for here." "Must be that global warming you educated guys keep talking about." "Bic was getting woozy." "Sorry to hear that." "You gonna be all right?" "Yeah." "I don't want to be a pussy or nothing." "It's just, it gets real dangerous up there." "Liability thing." "Got to look out for my men." "It's not a problem just as long as the, you know, roof gets done on time." "Of course." " Shit." "My keys." " You going into town?" "Yeah." "I get..." "I get no reception up here." "I got to go to town to make a phone call." " Yeah." " Believe that?" "Well, best reception is right by Blackie's." "Thank you." "Sure." "Jesus." "Hello." "All right." "Thank you." "Finally." "Look out!" "Look out!" "Are you crazy?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "What the hell, asshole?" "You all right, Mr. Sumner?" "This place is not so conducive to the creative process, after all." "No, I'm acutely aware of that, believe me." "No, look, Aaron, if you say "don't worry"," "I'm not gonna worry, but..." "I'm gonna need a couple more weeks." "Hello?" "Fuck!" " Your boyfriend." " Jeremy." " Yes, go." " Go." "This is gonna be good." "Jeremy, he's so cute." "Jeremy." "Jeremy!" "Jeremy!" "We're just talking, Daniel." "You know better than this, Janice." "Go on." " Go on!" " We're just talking." "You're supposed to stay away from girls," "Jeremy, do you hear me?" "Hey." "Look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you." "You gotta stay away from girls, do you hear me?" "What if her daddy saw that?" " But Janice is my girlfriend." " Hey!" "No, she's not." "She's not your girlfriend." "She is 15 years old, you understand me?" "Now, God damn it, we talked about this." "No talking to her any more." "Come on, let's go home." "All right, that's that." "You know, you should stop by my shop over here sometime." "I'll give you a lesson how to change a tire, free of charge." "I appreciate it." "Thank you." "...You take two receivers right off the bat." "...Because I know how much things cost, okay?" "Thanks, Daddy." "All right." "You know, every time I look in your eyes..." "You see Mama?" "That's mine." "That's my..." "Sorry." "Get a Budweiser?" "Fully loaded." "That's the way, Chief, yeah!" " Hey, boys." " Hey, what's up, Coach?" "No practice this afternoon, Coach?" "It's 105 out there, Coach." "I don't want any lawsuits." "Lawsuit?" "He did just say that, right?" "We got a heat index rule out there now, Coach." "I think they got a pussy index now, Coach." "Did you meet Mr. Sumner yet?" "No, I hadn't." "You're Amy's husband, ain't you?" "That's right." "David." "We sure are proud of her." "I knew Amy back when she was head cheerleader." "I was assistant coach back then, right, Coach?" " Good old days." " Hey, I been meaning to come out your place and welcome you to town." "I think I've just been welcomed." "We were worried about you back there." "A hell of a close call." "Well, I lived to tell the tale." "That scared the shit out of Bic." "Yeah, just right out of me." "You a football fan?" "No, not..." "Well, you know." "Harvard-Yale games, I always enjoyed them." "You coming out to the annual Preach and Play on Sunday?" "Preach and Play?" "What is that exactly?" "It's a little something we do every year, week right before first game." "We go to church, let the rev pump us up full of some God and then the boys scrimmage while the town picnics on the sidelines." "Used to do it during the Civil War." "Whole town coming out and watching the battles, picnicking." "I trust the whole town will be there." "Every living soul." "In that case, when in Rome." "Now, be careful with that." " Take it easy now." " There we go." " Hold on there!" "Hold on!" " Easy, son, now." "Look at that." "Amy and I..." "My wife and I will be there." "Drinks as far as this hundred will take you, gentlemen." "Go Blackwater Bengals." " Mr. Sumner." " Yeah?" "You're not gonna stay for a drink with us?" "No, no, I gotta, I gotta head home." "Make a living, you know." "Enjoy." "Dear Lord, please protect the members of our congregation serving overseas, brave souls who have made it their life's mission to protect us from those who would challenge you, oh, Lord." " Amen." " Amen." "And of course, please guide to victory our Blackwater Bengals over the Mudbugs this Friday." "You bet that!" "Boys, please stand." "Boys, God stands with you because you stand with Him." "That's right, boys." "You listen to Him, and, like Noah, you will survive when he unleashes His wrath on the nonbelievers." "Good luck this Friday." " Amen!" " Yeah!" "We're gonna whup 'em!" "This week, we continue our look at the Revelations of John." "So if you will please turn to chapter six, verse seven." ""And when He had opened the fourth seal," ""I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, 'Come and see.'" ""And I looked, and behold a pale horse." ""And his name that sat on him was Death." ""And hell followed with him..."" "I'm gonna go outside, get some air." ""..." "Over the fourth part of the Earth" ""to kill with sword" ""and with hunger and with death," ""and with the beasts of the Earth." ""And when He had opened the fifth seal..."" "Hey there, Mr. Sumner." "Saw you leaving." "You bored with the sermon?" "No, no." "Just not really my thing." "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand." "Religion." "God." "God is not your thing?" "Noah and the Flood and smiting firstborns," "Sodom and Gomorrah, the burning bush, the pale horse, it just kind of sounds like a bully to me." "Can I give you a piece of friendly advice?" "Sure." "Now, it's one thing to come into town thinking you're too good for the people who live here..." "I don't know why you'd say that." "I wouldn't..." "But being too good for God, that's another thing entirely." "You see, the pastor, he worked all week long writing that sermon." "Then he's got to watch you get up and leave?" "Some people might call that rude." "Okay." "Thank you." "I guess I need to be a little more sensitive." "Yeah." "Just a little redneck wisdom for you." "Hey, Charlie, there is something in the Bible I do believe." "What's that, sir?" ""Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."" "I believe in that, too." "But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?" "What then?" "Hello, Amy Cakes." "Hello, Charlie." "Hey, Charlie, come on, let's go!" "Stand by!" "All right." "See you at the picnic." "See ya." "Go, Bo!" "Look good out there, boy!" "No credit cards, I assume?" "No, sir." "Just money." " How much?" " Four dollars." "Keep the change." "We always knew you'd make it." "We always did." "I don't know." "It's not like I was a lead or anything." " You were the best thing on it." " Thank you." "Why ain't it on any more?" "I mean, everybody I know watched it." "You know, if NBC went by" "Blackwater's ratings alone, we'd be on forever." "Doggone it!" "You gotta tuck it in there..." "Break!" "Amy." "There you are." " Hey." "Sorry." " Hello." "Ran into the girls." "This is Janice." " Hi." " Hi." "I ran into you in town," " didn't I, at Blackie's?" " Yeah." "You'll probably see me hanging around there, 'cause my daddy's always hanging out there." " Who's your father?" " Tom Heddon." "You know, he used to be coach, years ago." "A very memorable man." "Yeah." "So, what are we all talking about?" "We are just giving shit to Amy 'cause she ain't been down here to see us since she got here." "Guess she don't want to be hounded for autographs." "Well, I was telling Kristen here that we've been very busy fixing up the house and all." "Amy's been busting her butt up there while I work," " so I can vouch for that." " That's right." " Hey, y'all." " Well, hey, handsome." "May I?" "Hello, buddy." "He ain't moving about today, is he?" "Yeah, taking a nap, I suppose." "How do you like our local music?" "It ain't quite your Beethoven." "Hey, man, go on and knock up somebody your damn self." "This here's mine." "See there, Mr. Sumner, you ain't the only one with a trophy wife." "Only difference is mine's for third place." "Believe it or not, that's the most romantic thing he's ever said." "That and, "You're what?"" "Hello, Amy." "Hello, Jeremy." "How are you?" " Hello, Janice." " Get out of here." "Hi." "Niles, why don't you go over there and watch practice." "Jeremy, you need to get, okay?" " Goddamn, boy!" " Jesus, Daddy!" "Kick the shit out of you!" " You fucking..." " Daddy, no!" " Come on!" " Stop it, Coach!" " Jesus, Coach!" " All right, Coach." "Get off me!" "Hey, Coach, come on, that's enough!" " Daddy!" " I didn't do anything." " Stop it, Coach." " Daddy, stop!" "Come on, son." "Get up." "All right." "All right." "Attaboy." "Listen..." "I do not want to hurt you, Jeremy Niles." "I am just protecting my family." "All right?" "But Janice is my girlfriend." " God damn it!" " Daddy!" "Somebody stop him!" "You understand me?" " Right on, Coach!" " Do you?" " You stop it, Coach!" "Enough." " Or what?" "You're gone, Amy." " Hey!" " Enough." " You don't even live here any more." " All right." " Hey." " That's enough." " You ain't got no right." " That's enough, that's enough." " Let's go." " No right to be involved." " He was just talking, Coach." " Amy..." "Mr. Sumner, think that's a very good idea." " Just walk away." " He was just talking." "You got no right to be involved, Hollywood." "Neither do you." "He was just talking." "Jeremy, Jeremy." "Hey, hey, hey..." "Eyes..." "Come on, let's go." "Amy." "Hey." " Hey!" " What?" " I'm not very happy with you." " Oh, no?" "Why'd you have to throw yourself into that, huh?" "With that drunk?" "Are you crazy?" "Somebody had to do something." " Somebody had to?" " Yes." "What does that mean?" "Look at me." "I'm talking to you." "I'm not gonna get in the fucking fray." "I don't care if it's how things are done here." "Against my principles." "It's awfully convenient, your principles." "Tom Paine practically started this whole country." "You mean he's dead?" "Of course." "Of course." "All I want you to do is teach her how to act with live people." "Well, education's a very difficult thing to control, Harry." " One thing leads..." " Work on hen not me." "No extra charge." "I don't need nothing you can tell me." "I'm sure we could tell each other some very interesting things, Harry." "Do you mind?" "What?" "Do you mind?" "...The more I see of you, I don't like you as much." "I'm gonna go work." "You better watch out." "I got my eye on you." "All right." "We'll both watch out." "If I wanted, I could knock your block off if I wanted." "Yes, I know." "Just do what you're supposed to do, and that's all.." "Well, let's stop for now." "What is it?" "David?" "Take you on separately, Harry." "Glad to." "Have a special course for backward millionaires." "Amy, don't." "Amy!" "Amy, no!" "Oh, God." "God." "So shut up." "I got a right to know." "You got a right to keep out of my hair; too." "Look, put your nose in a book and keep it there." "We're gonna leave our doors locked from now on." "It was Norman or Chris." "Did you hear me?" "Cawsey or Scutt." "Amy, we're jumping to..." "Look, the fact of the matter is, you know, we leave our doors unlocked." "God, Jesus, David." "A complete stranger walks into our house, strangles our cat and hangs it." "I didn't say a complete stranger." " Well, who then?" " I don't know." " Norman or Chris." " That's my point." "Or Bic or Charlie or all of them." "They came between church and the picnic." "Look..." "Amy." "Okay." "Holy shit." "Why do you have a gun?" "It's my father's gun." "We're gonna keep it next to us." " Are you kidding me?" "A gun, Amy?" " Yes." "They will go further next time, David, all right?" "Okay." "All right, okay." "So that's it." "I think we're being a little extreme." "They killed our fucking cat, David!" "What's your definition of "extreme"?" "Hey, Big Brain, bring up another one-by-four." "All right, two things, guys." "You can say "please"..." "Please, Mr. Big Brain!" "Who the fuck is Big Brain?" "Coffee?" "Thank you." "Are you just gonna stare?" "Amy, I can't just walk out there and blatantly accuse them, you know." "What if they didn't do it?" "Maybe you can just go out there and mention to them that our cat was strangled last night." "It's at least possible that they did it, isn't it?" " It's at least..." " Okay." "You can entertain the idea that it's possible." "All right, all right." "Amy, can I talk?" "I'm gonna go out there, and I'm gonna ask them if they've seen the cat." "Okay, I think that'll..." "That'll tell us a lot." "Look, I'll figure out a way to, you know, catch them off guard." "You don't think that's enough, do you?" "Any effort would be greatly appreciated." "Guys!" "Hey, I'm gonna come up." " All right." " What's up?" "Listen, can I ask a favor?" "I'm gonna put the bear trap up, and I have no idea" " how to do that." " Of course." "In the study over here." "Thank you, guys." "It's right over here." "I guess her father was a collector or something." "Collector of what?" "Anything that killed shit, I guess." "Yeah, he sure was." "So, do you want it open or closed, Mr. Sumner?" "I don't know." "You know, open, I guess." " Open?" "All right." " Sure." "Come on, let's..." "Right down there." "Seen one of these before, Mr. Sumner?" "Never in my life." "Pretty cool, huh?" "Just good and tight." "Yeah." " You got that?" " Yeah." "Watch that spring on that hand, man." " That's pretty dangerous." " You all right?" " Don't worry about it." " We got our best man on it." " Don't worry." " Got it there?" "All right, now you can take your hand out." "There you go." "All right." "Where would you like it, sir?" "Can you hang it?" "Can we put it right over the fireplace?" " That'd be great." " Hey, you boys want some beer?" "That'd be great." "Watch your step there, Amy." "Can never say no." "Thank you, ma'am." "Honey?" "Thank you." "That's just right." "Thanks." "Nice and cold, huh?" "Here, Flutie, Flutie, Flutie!" "Here, boy!" "Flutie?" "Anyone seen my cat?" "Watch your feet, watch your feet." "No?" " Now, Mr. Sumner..." " Yeah, really, you can call me David." "You guys, please call me David." "All right, great." "Tomorrow's gonna be a hell of a day for hunting." "Why don't you come with us?" "Hunting?" "I don't know." "I've never really been..." "Never been hunting too much." "You have shot, haven't you?" "Yeah, once or twice, but that was a long time ago." "Don't make sense to live out here, not take a shot or two." "That's right." "Great hunting right outside your door." "Yeah." "No, I understand that." "I see it's a great tradition." "Well, there's tradition and then there's a lifestyle." "That whole "when in Rome" thing." "When?" "Tomorrow." " Tomorrow?" " Hunting season only comes around once a year." "What about the roof?" "And your work." "It can wait." " Attaboy." " Yeah." "Now we're talking." "So, we'll swing by and pick you up tomorrow morning then." "Round 7:30." "Would that work?" "7:30." "Sounds great." "All right, boys." " Let's get back to it." " Go get my masonry bits..." "Hey, we'll just use a nail gun." "No nail gun going in a stone wall." "You ain't seen me nail yet." "Where's Charlie?" "Is he not coming?" "He's gonna meet us out there." "He's coming from home." "How'd you meet Ames?" "Your wife." "How'd you meet your wife?" "That show we worked on." "Perfect Crime." "Love at first sight?" "No." "At first sight, she gave me hell for not giving her more lines." "Looks like she forgave you." "Got to send a unit to the McManns'." "All right, Tammy, I got it." "Sounds like old Ben's been hitting on that dog and Lily again." "All right, Mr. Sumner." "Yeah?" "Go ahead and stick that on." "A whole bunch of assholes out there shooting at anything that moves." "A round, please." "One?" "Yeah, we'll start with one." "Then just lock it in." "Got it." "Hey, Mn Sumner," " can I ask you a question?" " Sure." "Why you making a movie about a bunch of Russians?" "I don't really see it like that." "I see it as more of a universal tale of survival." "Fighting back, the human spirit." "You know, that battle changed the course of human history." "90% of Stalingrad was occupied by the Nazis, and the Russians still beat them." "They beat them with innovation and they beat them with fortitude that they..." "They didn't know they had." "You don't think God had anything to do with helping the Ruskies?" "God?" "Yeah." "Why's that funny?" "That God would help a nation of atheists?" "He works in mysterious ways." "Most dangerous line ever uttered." "All right, boys, I'm gonna go up to Bergman's Crossing and scout out there." "Hey, Charlie, before you go." "Guys, just so you know, somebody broke into our house and killed our cat." "What makes you think Flutie was killed?" "Didn't just die?" "Well, generally, cats don't hang themselves." "Somebody hanged Flutie?" " Probably just some fuckin' kids." " Yeah." "I'm gonna tell you something, Mr. Sumner." "This world can be pretty fucked up." "Wow." "All right, come on, boys." "Guys?" "Guys!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Hey." "You okay, man?" " Yeah." " Did you see the buck?" "Dude, you fucking shot at me, man." " What?" " You..." "No, man, no." "I was shooting at the buck." "Don't talk like that." "Hey, you see the buck?" "Yeah, I..." "Yeah, it was..." "Yeah, it was right here." " I don't know where he went." " Fuck." "All right, well, let's go get him." "Bic, you go south," "I'm going to go north, and Mr. Sumner," " you want to go east?" " East." " East." "All right." " Okay." "Come on." "Hello, Amy Cakes." "What?" "Somebody killed Flutie." "Yeah, I heard about that." "Why would you do that?" "I wouldn't, and I didn't." "I want to come in." "You can't." "Amy, I'm coming in." "You just take a shower?" "Well, you smell nice." "And I do recognize the scent." "David's gonna be home soon, Charlie." "No, he's busy becoming a man out in the woods." "My husband doesn't need a lesson on becoming a man." "I'm sorry." "Of course he doesn't." "Wow." "This old couch." "Remember?" "No." "Just like you don't remember killing my cat." "I didn't kill your Cat." "No?" "Amy, I didn't kill your fucking cat." "I think you should go." "No, you don't." "What do you want, Charlie?" "What?" "Stop it." "What do you want, Charlie?" "What the fuck do you want?" "Take it easy, Amy." "Take it easy." "Amy, Amy, Amy." " What do you want?" " Don't cry." "Don't cry." "Don't cry, Amy." "Don't cry." "Stop it!" "No, no, no." " Amy." " No, Charlie, no." "No, no, no." "Charlie, no!" "No, Charlie!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Please." "Charlie, stop." "Stop it." "Charlie." "Charlie, no, no, no, no, no." "No, Charlie!" "Don't..." "Don't fucking move, Amy." "Don't move." " No, no, no, no, Charlie!" "No!" " Amy, Amy, Amy." "Amy, take it easy." "I'm not going to hurt you." "Take it easy." "Did you miss me, baby?" "Tell me." "Tell me you missed me." "How many times when he was inside you did you imagine it was me in there?" "Did..." "Did you?" "Amy, Amy." "Amy, look at..." "Look at me." "Amy." "What are you..." "Look at me." "What's wrong, baby?" "Look at me." "Fuck." "What..." "Get off me." "Charlie, get off of me." "Charlie, get off of me!" "Get off of me!" "Get off me!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "No!" "Charlie!" "No!" "No!" "Stop!" "Please stop!" "Please!" "No!" "Please!" "Stop it." "Please." "Charlie!" "Help me!" "No!" "Stop it!" "You're all right." "Sorry about Flutie." "Sheriff." "Kind of hard getting a ride when you're carrying that thing around." "Already got three calls about a man on the highway with a rifle." "You mind switching that safety on?" "Hey!" "I'll let you do that." "Yes, I think I should." "Mr. Sumner, do you have a registration for this weapon?" "'Cause it wouldn't go over too well if you were in the woods with an unregistered weapon and poaching." "Poaching?" "Well, that's what it's called when you're hunting out of season, Mr. Sumner." "It's not hunting season?" "Mr. Sumner, you wouldn't think about doing that, now, would you?" "Violation of penal code 49-7-95." "Pretty serious offense around here." "No, sir, I wouldn't think of it." "I didn't think so." "Thank God." "We already locked up Ben Weathersby." "Got him in the cage." "Definitely don't have enough room for both of y'all." "You want to hop in?" "I'll take you home." "What are you doing in bed?" "Your friends..." "Your..." "Your fucking redneck hillbilly friends abandoned me out there." "I'm firing them." "Good for you." "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "You're a coward." " No, I'm not." " Yeah." "So am I." "Plain and simple." "No, I'm not." "Yeah." "Yeah." " If you had done something..." " Amy." "If you had said something or done something..." "Amy, I was trying to get them to talk until you..." " Anything." "God." " Would you be quiet!" "I was trying to get them to talk until you pulled that infantile stunt with the milk." "You pushed me, Amy, and you don't do any good by pushing." "Okay." "Easy." "I want to go away from this fucking place." "I want to get out of here." "I want to go home." "No." "No." "Let's have a family." "Let's have a child." " No." "No." "No." " Yes." "We're not going anywhere." "I am." "Nobody's going anywhere." "Amy," "we're not going to be chased out of our goddamn home, okay?" "We're not going to be bullied." "I'm firing them tomorrow." "And that'll be that." "Nobody's going anywhere." "I'm gonna take a shower, and then I have to write." " Hey, Charlie." "Hi." " Hey, morning." "Hey, can I borrow you for a minute?" " Right now?" " Yes, right now, please." " Sure." " This isn't working out, okay?" "I don't think the roof's coming together fast enough." " Really?" " No." "How fast do you think it should be coming together?" "Well, look, you know, you guys have been working on it for two weeks now, longer than that." "How long does it usually take you to roof, Mr. Sumner?" "That's not the point, okay?" "You guys, you come here, you know, you..." "Well, you work a couple of hours and then..." "And you laze about." "We laze about?" "That's a bad choice of words." "I'm not..." "I'm just not happy." "Okay?" "Why don't we just wash our hands of this, be good neighbors, okay?" "You tell me what I owe you, and..." "We already ordered supplies." "We can't renege on that." "That's fine." "I can cover that cost." "Okay." "That'll be 5,000 and a few." " Five..." " Let's make it five flat." "Okay, fine." "And that'll be cash only, neighbor." "I'm just fucking with you." "Look at you." "But if you can make it out to cash, that'd be appreciated." "Hey, Mr. Sumner." "Says 1944." "Should be '43, right?" "There you go." "So now that we ain't working for you no more, maybe we'll see you around town again, Amy Cakes." "Maybe." "Charlie." "Yep?" "You hold on to that in case you get the itch to go hunting again." "I don't think so." "Heading home." "Why?" "We're fired." "$5,000." "Oh, hell, yes." "Five grand?" "Charlie, you got a silver tongue." "Hey." "We need to go." " Where?" " You want to stay in this town, you want to stay here, this is what we do on Friday nights." "We go to the game." "And we are not taking the Jag." "...To the first game of the season here at Mo Cavanaugh Stadium." "How about a running game tonight, Coach?" "That'd be a good idea." "Announcing the starting line-ups for your Blackwater Bengals." "I ran this team, and we ran every time to the goddamn playoffs." "Senior;" "Bo Bloch." "At halftime, we'll talk about it." "Looks like a fucking Texas high school team, for Christ's sake." "Oh, Bic!" "The junior fullback, Max James!" "Hi, Jeremy." "How are you?" "At halfback, the senior;" "Hunter Fletcher!" "Can I ask you something?" "You're so strong." "How come you never played football for my daddy?" "I bet, if you played, you would've been a real big star." "You want to take a walk with me?" "Why not?" "My daddy's not going to find us." "Come on." "Take my hand." "Let's go on a walk." "It'll be fine." "Come on." "Number 64, the freshman, at left tackle, Jonah Spink!" " Come on." " Hey." "Hey, oh." " Guys!" " Man, hey." " Hey, oh." " Take your fucking hat off, man." " Get off me!" " Some fucking respect for your country." "Fuck, man!" "Fuck you!" "Kick ass!" "Fucking football!" "Play some ball tonight!" "We'll kick some motherfucking ass tonight!" "How you doing?" "Let's do it!" "Go, go, 90, 90'" "Bust 'em up!" "All night!" "Yeah!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "Bengals!" "It's okay." "You don't have to be scared." "It's a nice spot, right?" "This is where we come when we want to be alone." "Do you like being alone with me?" "No, ma'am." "You know, you're very handsome, Jeremy." "You have kind eyes." "I'm not going to hurt you, okay?" "When I kiss you, do you want to be alone with me?" "You kiss real nice." "Has anyone ever told you that?" "Go, go, 90, 90'" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "Number 12," "Hunter Fletcher, out of bounds..." "Hey." "Charlie, y'all seen Janice at all?" "I ain't seen her, Coach." "Where the fuck is she?" " Missy." " Hi, Coach." "Y'all seen Janice anywhere at all?" "No, I haven't seen her." "Maybe she went to the ladies' room or something." "Hey, y'all seen Janice anywhere?" "No?" "Not at all?" " Okay, fine." "What?" " Hey, Coach." "I saw her talking to Jeremy Niles." "When?" "Where'd they go?" " I don't know." " Not fucking Jeremy Niles!" "You saw her talking to Jeremy Niles, you don't say a word?" "You know better than that." " Hey!" "Hey!" " Break it up." " Yeah!" " No!" " Break it up." " Hit him!" "...Charged against number 20, Reggie Wilson." "There are flags all over the Held." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Do you want to go?" "We can go." "I want to stay." "Okay." "I want to try something, okay?" "Okay?" "Don't worry." "It'll be nice." "Janice!" "No, it's okay." "Where are you at, girl?" "Janice?" "Jeremy..." "Janice!" " Put his ass in the ground!" " Janice?" ""They heard the voice of the fourth beast say, 'Come and see."'" "Stop it!" "Kill that motherfucker!" "Yeah!" "Hey, Janice?" "Come on, now." "I'm not mad." "I am going to kill this fucker." "I'm going to kill him myself." "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "You want to go?" "Let's go." "Let's go." " Sorry." " Come on." " They ain't got shit, man." " Nothing like what we were." "You remember that?" "Use the left sweep all night." "Y'all have a good night, now!" "Charlie." "Charlie!" "Come here." "Charlie." "Come here!" "Come down here." "That fucking Niles!" " What's that, Coach?" " Niles has got her!" "That fucking Niles has got my Janice!" "Is there anything I can do?" "Listen, Amy..." "David, look out!" "Shit." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "What is that?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, God." "Niles?" "Oh, Jesus Christ." "No." "No, no." "Don't." "Don't touch it." " It hurts." " David." " I know." "I know." " I didn't do it." "I know you didn't do it." "I did it." "It was me, and I'm sorry." " It wasn't you." " Niles, stop." " David." " Stop it." " Amy?" " Is he..." "Is he hurt?" "David?" "You're going to be all right." "Amy, I need you to get in the back." "Oh, my God, David." "David, he's hurt." " Come on." " Oh, my God, David." " Is that bone?" "David." " I didn't do it." " Baby." "Baby." "Baby." " We need to take him to a hospital." " Get in back." " Shit." "The nearest hospital is 40 miles away." "We're going to take him to the house and call an ambulance." " Oh, shit." " Wasn't me." "I didn't do it." "Okay, I got reception." " I didn't do it." " You didn't do..." "You didn't do what, Jeremy?" " I didn't do it." " No, he's just babbling." "He's babbling." "He's in shock." "911." " Hello. 911?" "Can't find him anywhere." "I looked in the locker room." "I looked all over this goddamn parking lot." "I don't know where the fuck they are." "Hey, y'all!" "Chris!" "Bic!" "God damn it!" "Have you seen him or not?" "The ambulance has been called up to the old Wilcox farm." "Jeremy Niles had an accident of some kind." " He's up there." " Thank you, Page." "We'll check into it as soon as the game is overt" " I am fixin' to kick your ass." " Wait." "Just Chris." " Coach." " Sit down, you fucker." " What?" " Niles is up at the Wilcox place." "Janice with him?" "They didn't say." "I guess we best get up there and find out." "Let's go!" "You up for it?" "Let's do it, Coach." "Sit down." "Yes, sir." "Sitting down." "Dumbshit." "Come on." "Come on." "God damn it." "Sit down, you fucking dumbshit!" "Okay." "Just have seat, Jeremy." "There's no fucking reception!" "It's Jeremy time!" "Y'all stay here." "Fuck that." "No, I am..." " Coach." " I am going to come with you." "Coach, let's just keep our heads here." "Let me handle it." "I'll get Niles out." " Promise." " You best." " Stay the fuck." " Bic, Chris." "Check the barn for that goddamn Niles." " Go on." "Get." " Come on." " Does it hurt?" " You're all right." "Amy." " You need to send him out." " Get him upstairs." "Send him out, we'll all be friends." "I didn't do it." " Is that Niles?" " I didn't do it." "It's okay." "Send him out, Amy." "It's all right." "Why do you want him, Charlie?" "We need to talk with him about what he did to Janice Heddon." "Jeremy, come on." "Keep walking." "Well, we can't..." "We can't do that, Charlie." "Look, Janice was with him, and now she's missing." "We need to find her." " And we're going to." " Well, listen, Charlie, we're not going to let you take justice into your own hands." "I don't care what you think he did." " What the fuck are you doing?" " We're not going to take justice in our own hands." " We just need to talk to him." " You're just going" " to hurt him, Charlie." " Oh, no, you are..." "You're wrong about that, Mr. Hollywood." "We're going to do much more than that." "Now, you send that fucking Niles out here, or you are going to see a rain of all hell on you and your own house." " You hear?" " We want that pervert!" "Coach, look, I understand you're upset." " Oh, for fuck..." " I know you're worried about your daughter." "I get that, but I can't send him out to you." "Look, maybe you guys should be out there looking for Janice right now instead, you know?" " I'm sure she's fine." " Fuck it." "I'm going to cut his fuckin' balls off!" "Want to be all nice and polite, Charlie, or are you going to help me find my Janice?" "Bullshit." "He can't get away with this." "That shit ain't right, Charlie." "Mr. Sumner protecting him like that." "Not when my little girl is missing." "All right, Coach." "Yeah." "See, we get Jeremy, and we'll find out what happened to Janice." "I can goddamn promise you that." " Get that shotgun." " Get that motherfucker." "Tell me what happened." "Can you talk to me?" "It's just me." "Talk to me." "For Janice." "Damn straight." " That's right, Coach." " I'll go around the house." "I'll see if there's some other way in." "Did something happen to Janice?" " Talk to me." "Please." " Amy?" "I know you can hear me!" "You don't want the world of hurt coming your way, honey." "He done something to my little girl!" "To my Janice!" "Amy, he's just trying to find his daughter." "That's right!" "You protect that child molester?" "Shit." "David." " Amy." " They have guns." " Amy..." " David." "Hey, Jeremy." "Nothing's going to happen to you, buddy, okay?" "We're going to protect you." " Why?" " Why?" " Yeah." " Because he's my responsibility." "That's why." "It'll be okay, Jeremy." "Come on to the window here." " Amy." " Jeremy." "What has happened to Janice Heddon?" "Tell me so I can help you!" "Fuckin' cool it." "Christ, man, come on." "Oh, man, you hear that?" " Amy!" " Is that the ambulance?" "There we go." "Look at this." "Aw, fuck 'em." "It's the sheriff." "Hey, boys!" "Hey." "What's going on?" "Well, what's going on..." "Looks like the local war hero's arrived to save Jeremy Niles' ass." "Is that right, John?" " Put the goddamn guns away." " Shit." "The fuck?" " I'm not asking." " Take it easy, John." " Easy." " This ain't Iraq." "Putting it down." "Come on, Coach." "Let's put it down." "Fuck it." "Fuck it." "I'll cool out." "Thank you." "What the hell has gotten into y'all?" "Out here drunk and shit with live weapons?" "Somebody's going to fuck around and get killed here." "Goddamn right, somebody's going to get killed." "One fuckin' hair on the head of my little girl is touched by that fuckin' retard!" " No, somebody will fuckin' get killed." " That's right, Coach!" " Somebody will fuckin' die." " Mr. Sumner in there..." " Stupid son of a bitch!" " He's protecting his ass!" " He's fuckin' Johnny fuckin'..." " Fucking bullshit!" "This is crazy, David." "I've been trying my best not to lock you up." "Please don't make me do it." "You want to fuckin' lock me up?" "Why don't you get your fuckin' ass over here and try it?" "Get your fuckin' black ass over here and try it." "Come on." "Put the guns away and calm him down." "Baby, stay here." "I'll handle this." "We're standing around here holding our dicks, wasting time." "This is bullshit, man." "God only knows what he did to your girl, Coach." "Sumner." "Mr. Sumner, you got to send Niles out." "It's all going to go by the law." "You have my word." "I'm sorry, Sheriff, but I'm not..." "I'm not going to give him to you." "You're with them." "That's not true, Mr. Sumner." "Just doing my job here." "He gonna treat that scumbag like a victim, read him" " his fuckin' rights." " You know he's just going to let him go." "Come on, guys." "Let's go around back." "Yeah, hey, maybe we can get in through the basement." "All right, then." "Come on, let's go." "You get state police up here, and I'll turn him over then." "These boys aren't going to hurt him, if that's what you're worried about." "They're good people." "They're just concerned about Janice." "You have my word." "He'll be in my custody." "Behind you!" "Coach!" "Coach!" "Jesus, Coach, what the fuck?" " All right, Amy." " What the hell happened?" "Okay, Jeremy, just stay there!" "Stay there!" " Hey, John." "John, look at me." " He's dead." " David, are you okay?" " He's fuckin' dead." "Coach!" "Didn't have to fuckin' shoot him like that, man." " Amy!" "Stay away from the windows!" " What's happening?" "He was going to let Jeremy Niles..." "David, did they shoot him?" "Did they shoot him?" " Yes, they shot him." "Yes." " David, fuck!" "What was I supposed to do?" "It's a steel door." "They're not going to get in here." "I need you to help me." " Fuck." " I need you to help me." " Come on." "Come on." " Fuck." "He was going to let him..." "Get it the fuck together, Chris!" "Oh, God." "David." "They don't work, David." "Those fucking guns don't work!" " Okay." " He's done something to Janice Heddon." " We don't know that." " He's done something to Janice Heddon!" " We got to finish this up!" " We're all accessories now." " That's the way the law works." " They saw us." "I need you to help me move this." " We got a job to finish." " Man up." "Fuck." "They're not going to come out, guys." "So we have to get in." " Get in that fucking place." " All right, Coach." " We want that pervert!" " This is for your daughter." "Gonna get you, boy!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Listen, I'm going to hold them off." "Somebody's going to come." "That's what I'm talking about!" "Come on." "Come on." "David, there are five men with guns outside." "I know that." "How are we going to keep them out?" "I can keep them out." "Every window bashed in!" " Maybe we should give them Jeremy, David." " No." "No..." "Amy." " Maybe if we just give them Jeremy..." " Amy." " Amy, come here." "Come here." " No!" "Listen to me." "Niles isn't the point any more." "They've gone too far to turn back." "They've murdered a man, and we're witnesses, okay?" "They want to kill us." "They have to kill us." "If they get in this house, we're dead." "Do you understand?" "Fucking pervert!" " Fuck!" " Amy, this isn't your problem." "David." "Please, David." "Amy." "Watch it." "Shit!" "Okay." " Come on." "I need your help." " What?" " Put your knee on the spring." " Where?" " Come on." "Come on." " Okay." "Watch it." "See the hole?" "Set the pin." "Come on, come on, come on, come on!" "Come on, you're almost..." "David, I can't do this." "I can't." "I can't." "Want you to go upstairs, get your daddy's gun and shoot anyone that's not me." "Go." "Go!" "Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy." "Get out of there!" "Send him out, Mr. Sumner!" "Charlie!" "What is it?" "Can't get in, man." "Goddamn steel door." "All right, let me try something." "Damn!" "Nice shot, Charlie!" "Yeah!" "Suck on it, Sumner!" "Hey, man," " what we gonna do?" " Step away." "Okay, okay, okay." "Amy!" "I'm trying to fucking help you here!" "You understand that?" "Your husband's gonna get everyone hurt!" "No!" "No, don't!" "No!" "No, no!" "Oh, God!" " I can't..." "Fuck, it's cutting me!" " Hey, hey, hey!" "The glass is cutting my neck!" "I hope you slit your fucking throat." "No, no, no, no, don't." "Amy, it's gone too far!" " Let's smoke him out." " Come on, Amy!" "Lighter." "Gonna burn you the fuck up, man." "How'd you like that, Harvard?" "Now, you send that goddamn Jeremy Niles out here, or I'm gonna kill you all!" "Okay, Coach." "Where's my daughter at, Mr. Sumner?" "Where are you, you little son of a bitch?" "Where are you?" "Fuck!" "You like that?" "I'm not fuckin' around any more, Mr. Harvard." "I don't even understand why you are protecting that monster." "Oh, my..." "Oh, God!" "God damn it!" "God damn it!" "Motherfucker!" "Man, oh, my God." "Son of a bitch." " Look at that." " That little weasel." "That conniving motherfucker!" "I'm gonna kill that fucker!" " Shit." " That son of a..." "Son of a bitch got some man in him after all." "All right, let's end this." " Yeah." " That's it." " Let's get him, Charlie." " Run the truck in." "Gonna ram the house." "Let's go." "Goddamn fucking Harvard!" "David!" "I'll kill him myself." "They're gonna ram the house!" "Did you hear me?" "I heard you." "Get in there, Charlie." "Yeah." "Ram that fucker!" "Come on, right through it!" "Amy?" "Get in there, Charlie." "Come on, gun it!" "Come on, go!" "Get away from the window!" "Amy!" "If they come through that door, we're gonna need those bullets." "Okay, don't waste the bullets." "Come on!" "Go, go!" "Everything's gonna be all right." "She loves me." "Oh, God." "She loves me." "My head." "Charlie, wake up." "Charlie, wake up!" "Stay in the truck." "You shouldn't have done that." "Your gun's empty." "You sure?" "David!" "Shut up!" "Jeremy!" "Get off her!" "Fucking asshole!" "Get off her!" "All right, enough, enough!" "Enough!" "Don't fucking move." "How 'bout it, Amy?" "Want some more?" "Don't." "That's not why we're here, Norman." "Gonna put a fucking gun on me, Charlie?" "Hey." "Take it easy." "Put it..." "Put it down, Norman." "Hey." "We shouldn't have guns on each other." "All right, huh?" "I'll put this down." "All right." "You make the call then, quarterback." "All right, stand up." "Don't you give up on me." "Stand up." "Come on." "You couldn't just let him go, could you?" "You want your glasses?" "Go ahead and put them on." "I want you to see what's coming to you." "Put it down, Charlie." "Can I ask you a question, baby?" "Is that the shotgun from upstairs?" "It's empty." "Honey, don't be scared." "I'm gonna protect you." "I got 'em all."
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"(squeaking)" "(metal clanging)" "(grunting)" "(sighs)" "(clank)" "MAN:" "Looks like we got another break-in." "Below..." "Watch your hands." "(indistinct chattering)" "This way, guys." "(indistinct chattering)" "We're wasting time." "(indistinct chattering)" "(indistinct chattering)" "(metallic clanging)" "(indistinct chattering)" "What the hell?" "(men shouting)" "(shouting)" "I don't know what they would've done if they caught me, but it was all worth it." "This find may hold the answer to one of the most famous unsolved murders in the history of New York City." "Come on, Sutton." "Show it to us." "Let's see what you found." "SUTTON:" "Vincent, try to be patient." "James, why not just tell him what you found?" "It might shut him up." "I like Vincent much more than I trust him." "(camera shutter clicking)" "(siren blaring)" "BONASERA:" "Single gunshot to the abdomen." "No obvious sign of a struggle." "Heavy concentration of GSR." "This was up close and personal." "Our vic is" "James Sutton." "He's an archaeologist." "Yeah, I know." "It seems historical digs are back in fashion, the latest underground craze." "No pun intended." "He came from the Journeymen's Club around the block." "And that's Laura Roman." "She found the body." "Phoned it in about an hour ago." "Looks like James Sutton fashioned himself a real Indiana Jones." "Till someone made this his last crusade." "# Out here in the fields #" "# I fight for my meals #" "# I get my back into my living #" "# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #" "(car horns honking)" "High-velocity spatter." "Some sort of blue liquid." "Still got his credit cards, jewelry, his cash." "Could probably rule out robbery." "Looks like something was wrapped in this." "Hmm." "BONASERA:" "I have linear abrasions on either side of his neck." "Consistent with a necklace being pulled off." "And there's no bleeding." "Means it was taken postmortem." "Whoever killed this guy knew exactly what they were after." "And it was more valuable than the $500 cash he's got in his wallet." "(indistinct chattering)" "(sniffling)" "Where were you when you heard the shot?" "I was, um, outside the main entrance of the club." "I thought it was a car backfiring." "And how much time passed between the shot and when you found the body?" "A few minutes." "I left the club, but couldn't catch a cab." "So I decided to start walking." "Figured I'd have a better shot of catching one a block over on Lex." "Oh, my God!" "James!" "(gasping)" "What was your relationship with James?" "Uh, we were friends." "Colleagues." "Some people I interviewed in the club said that he found something on a recent expedition that he considered very important." "You have any idea what that was?" "Or exactly where he found it?" "Know of anyone who may have wanted to hurt James?" "Did he have any enemies?" "He did say he was chased from his dig site by someone." "Every man in this club wanted to be James Sutton, and every woman wanted to be with him." "I don't see why anyone would want to kill him." "Unfortunately, envy and jealousy top the list when it comes to motives for murder." "# #" "This should be the last of them." "Looks like plastic." "Definitely embedded by the blast." "(gunshot)" "And now we go in for the grand prize." "Very shallow penetration." "Doesn't make any sense." "We have stippling, heavy concentration of GSR." "Everything seems to indicate close-contact gunshot wound." "I agree." "Based on the appearance of the entry wound, I was actually expecting a through-and-through." "You have any idea what kind of gun could inflict is kind of damage?" "Maybe the bullet can answer that." "# #" "# #" "Get an ID on o our killer chef?" "I think I stumbled upon something even bigger." "Really?" "Yeah." "Something sinister, and evil." "I think we're looking at a serial killer here, Stella." "And he's killing rats." "Okay, how does this relate to Sutton?" "We have traces of blood on the oven mitt from our vic, and we also have traces of blood and hair from multiple donors that are not human." "Rat." "Rat." "Right." "What are you thinking?" "You pulled that fishhook from the oven mitt, didn't you?" "Yeah." "Boom." "You think it has something to do with Sutton's murder?" "Something." "Maybe everything." "Come on." "Let's take a ride." "MAN:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Ooh!" "Ah!" "I got you now, you big son of a...." "BONASERA:" "Meet Wolford Bessie, a.k.a. the Rat Fisherman." "Nice." "Three blocks from the scene of Sutton's murder." "Yeah." "Dumpsters are full of trash and rats the size of cats." "It's Wolford's favorite fishing hole." "Ooh, ooh, go ahead." "Get-get out of here." "Please tell me that's always catch-and-release." "Depends on how hungry I am." "If you'd been here an hour ago, you would've seen me with a two-pound Norway brown." "I think that's some kind of record." "Wow, I'll look for your article in American Fisherman." "Animal rights people didn't send you?" "No, this isn't about the rat fishing, Wolford, although I should lock you up just for wasting a good slice." "Well, I might finish it later." "MESSER:" "Oh, yeah, well, before you snack, we found one of your oven mitts at the scene of a murder last night." "How did it get there, buddy?" "Why you sweating me, man?" "I lose stuff." "Haven't you ever lost anything before?" "What's that?" "My mama told me the only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child." "TAYLOR:" "Something was wrapped in here." "I knew I should have just left it there." "Oh, aren't you a little cutie?" "(gun firing)" "What?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Oh." "Look at all this." "MESSER:" "Give it up, Wolford." "What else you got?" "Something was taken from the vic's neck." "Oh." "I..." "I didn't get a good look at either one of them, you know, not the guy standing over the body or the one that scared me away." "It was dark." "You're sure the package that that watch came in was untied and on the ground when you found that body?" "I-I swear on my sister's eyes." "Your sister's blind, Wolford." "My other sister, Shantell." "Wait, wait, wait, man, before you put the bracelets on me, look." "I'm helping the murder police with a big case." "Looks like Homicide gave him a get-out-of-jail-free card." "WOLFORD:" "Can I... can I get the card back?" "No, you only get to play that card once, Wolford." "Here." "Why don't you take mine?" "You remember anything else, give me a call." "MESSER:" "You know, the watch," "I can understand-- it was on the ground." "But ripping a medallion off a dead man's neck?" "I thought it would add some nice weight to the cast, you know?" "Well, it wasn't like he was gonna need it no more." "I don't make Wolford as our killer." "No history of violence." "The necklace he snatched looks just like a cheap souvenir." "Now, the watch could have been worth something, but if Wolford knew that, he would have pawned it." "So, if he was telling the truth, the killer left the necklace behind, which means it wasn't the reason" "Sutton was murdered." "Flack said Sutton was chased from the dig site." "Maybe whoever that was caught up to him expecting to see someone else." "We need to find that dig site." "All right, I'll check his apartment, find out what he was working on." "I hope there was a good explanation for this." "ROSS:" "Actually, I... a really um..." "actually... it's... it's a really good explanation." "Uh, let-let me show you." "I was working on the paper recovered at the scene." "It looks like some kind of map, so I tried to identify what part of the city it is." "Problem is, whoever created this didn't want anyone to figure out what it was, so..." "I studied the odd fold marks and wear patterns in the original document." "(chuckling):" "It... it took me a little time, but I was able to recreate the same folds on this copy." "Check it out." "Oh, if you press the wings of the plane together, they form a new map." "ROSS:" "It's a two-block area there are no street names, no compass, no key." "It might look like Manhattan, but it is gonna take some time to get an exact location." "TAYLOR:" "So, why is half the lab out in the hall watching you fly paper airplanes?" "Uh... you know, that's a good point, and, um..." "I'm gonna walk way and work and hopefully save my job." "Ow." "BONASERA:" "Yeah, Flack," "I got the warrant for Sutton's apartment." "Landlord said he would meet us with the key." "Great, okay, I'll see you there." "(grunting, groaning)" "(grunting)" "(grunting)" "MAN (Greek accent):" "Turn around and you die." "(grunting)" "(speaking Greek)" "(groaning, grunting)" "(panting, groaning)" "(murmuring)" "(groans)" "Son of a bitch." "(horns honking, siren wailing)" "(cameras snapping)" "FLACK:" "Our suspect is six-foot, 180 pounds, dark hair, dark eyes." "Armed with a large-caliber automatic pistol." "Last seen fleeing down on Seventh Street and Park." "No, I pulled my gun, Mac." "This guy disarmed me in a matter of seconds." "He was a pro." "Now, I doubt he left any trace behind." "And... and he spoke fluent Greek." "He came up to you speaking Greek?" " No, English, but he got a little angry when I started to fight back, and he cursed at me in Greek." "Something about his accent tells me he's from northern Greece." "You okay?" "For a minute there, I thought I was gonna come out of that stairwell in a body bag." "FLACK:" "We got a description out there, and a detail's been assigned to protect you and Danny." "We'll get this guy." "He knew Danny and I questioned the rat fisherman." "Wanted to know what we took off of him." "A leather necklace with some trinket on it and an old pocket watch." "I don't get it." "FLACK:" "Maybe the watch is an antique, one of those auction deals that collectors pay top dollar for." "If it is, why would Sutton's killer leave it behind?" "Hey, how's Stella?" "She's tough." "This is the round recovered from Sutton's body." "It's a bullet with no lands and grooves." "There's no way of knowing make or model of the weapon." "Well, more than likely, it was fired through a bored-out barrel." "Right, but the inconsistency is, it's a close-contact wound with shallow penetration." "Even a weapon with a bored-out barrel at close range would have enough velocity to penetrate deep into the body." "Means that bullet had to come from a homemade weapon." "Welcome to my mystery." "What else do you have?" "I'm in the process of reassembling the plastic shards" "Sid pulled from around the wound." "And the blue high-velocity spatter we found on the vic's shirt came back as mineral oil, dyed." "Dozens of uses." "And the bullet's untraceable, but maybe the trace it left behind isn't." "SID:" "James Sutton shouldn't be dead." "The round I pulled from his body didn't kill him." "An old gunshot wound." "Completely healed." "Impossible to date accurately, but I'd say at least a year or two old." "Flack did a criminal history on Sutton." "There was no report of him being the victim of a shooting or an assault." "I did notice lots of extra scarring along the wound tract, which suggests that someone with little or no medical training was digging around in there to get that bullet out." "Location and severity of the wound make it unlikely it was Sutton himself." "(screaming)" "The only people who don't report being shot are criminals, right?" "Or someone trying to protect the person who shot them." "Now, the bullet that entered Sutton's body last night nicked the lower intestine." "There." "The laceration was enough to give him a giant stomachache, but the bullet stopped there." "If we go a little further..." "Just a second." "Now, there's our COD." "Ruptured abdominal aorta." "But Sid, you said the bullet didn't travel deep enough to hit that artery." "Correct, but the old gunshot wound resulted in the weakening of that arterial wall." "Because he never sought proper medical treatment, the aneurysm went undetected." "Exactly, and the trauma of the bullet entering his body caused the aneurysm to burst, killing him almost instantly." "(gun firing)" "TAYLOR:" "So James Sutton was killed from a gunshot wound he suffered more than a year ago." "MALE OFFICER:" "Central, this is 21 King." "We're 10-84." "We got a DP down here at Central Park." "Requesting a coroner's unit." "Parks Department worker found him." "Looks like he tried to put up a fight." "BONASERA:" "Not a very good one." "He's got a dislocated pinky." "Some of his fingers are broken." "He was tortured." "And then his neck was snapped." "It's got to be the same guy who pulled me off the street." "I gave the fisherman my card." "TAYLOR:" "So, he killed Wolford, then used the information on the card to get to you." "Means our fisherman was dead before you were pushed into that stairwell." "Yeah, but why kill the fisherman and not me?" "Dead cop brings a lot of heat." "What about a dead archaeologist?" "BONASERA:" "No, whoever killed the fisherman didn't kill Sutton;" "think about it." "Wolford heard the shot, turned into the alley and saw the killer running away." "He approached the body, and as he was snatching the watch, he looked up and saw a different man coming toward him." "That man had to have seen Wolford take the watch and the necklace." "Then he tracked him down and murdered him." "We're looking for two different killers." "(computer chirps)" "TAYLOR:" "Why are we looking at a picture of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Adam?" "Because the porcelain shard that Lindsay found in the soil sample from the crime scene belongs to that china." "Oh, you mean a china set like that one?" "No, I mean that china set." "It's about 70 years old." "The modified floral pattern is unique." "It's the Roosevelt family coat of arms:" "three thorned roses inside a crest with three white ostrich plumes on top." "It's a personalized, one-of-a-kind set." "What's this?" "It's the soil analysis you were just about to ask me for." "Main component is" "Manhattan schist." "It's a stone commonly found at least 25 feet underground." "We found traces of badly-degraded carbon steel mixed with a lead-based Pullman Green paint." "Carbon steel, lead-based, Pullman Green were standard on Pullman train cars." "Up until, let's say, the early 1930s." "FDR was elected president in...?" "1932." "25 feet underground, a shard of Roosevelt's Presidential china." "Let's put up that map." "(chirping)" "TAYLOR:" "That's our answer." "TAYLOR:" "Track 61." "It's been around since the late '20s." "You won't find it on many maps." "If I got my bearings, we're directly beneath the Waldorf-Astoria." "We are." "Franklin Roosevelt loved staying at the Waldorf." "His presidential train would come through Grand Central directly into this station." "That train car up ahead-- that's part of his train." "His aides would whisk him off this train in his wheelchair, into that elevator over there, up to his hotel suite, out of sight of the press and the public." "You're the guy I wanted to sit next to in history class the day of the test." "Good luck trying to cheat off this guy." "TAYLOR:" "You'll have a tough time finding press photos of Roosevelt." "The press honored his request never be photographed in his wheelchair or in his leg braces." "Wow." "That's respect." "Don't see much of that these days." "Part of the train included a dining car with a kitchen, a chef and a wait staff." "Well, that would explain a broken china plate or two down here." "FLACK:" "Looks like Sutton's dig site." "(hissing)" "Looks like Sutton was telling the truth about being chased out of here." "(clanging)" "Flack!" "Whoa!" "(both grunt)" "(grunts)" "(Flack shouts)" "Up!" "(panting)" "Well, look at this." "Laura Roman." "ROMAN:" "I didn't kill him." "I was in love with him." "Well, that's a little more than just friends and colleagues." "You lied about your relationship with the victim, Laura." "That makes me very suspicious." "ROMAN:" "You don't understand." "Yes, we were lovers, but when it came to archeology and exploring, it was a competition." "Is it possible that competition got a little carried away?" "No, it's not." "TAYLOR:" "You left the club shortly after Sutton did." "He ends up dead." "You find the body." "We call that opportunity." "Then, the day after he's murdered, you're underground with a copy of his map, hunting for whatever he thought was buried down there." "We call that motive." "FLACK:" "The pocket watch you left behind after you killed him-- that wasn't the big find, was it?" "Stop saying that." "I told you." "I didn't kill him." "And I don't know what watch you're talking about." "He never told me what he found." "So, what was James looking for down there, Laura?" "He was looking for the remains of a judge." "Some guy who disappeared a long time ago." "Joseph Crater." "I was down there trying to finish what James started." "Now I'm finished talking." "MONROE:" "She's telling the truth about the judge." "How do you know?" "The serial number I raised on the watch helped me identify an owner-- Judge Joseph Crater." "He was appointed to the New York" "State Supreme Court by then Governor of New York, Franklin Roosevelt." "He was like the Jimmy Hoffa of his day." "He disappeared in August of 1930." "His body was never found." "MESSER:" "All right, so that's the great murder mystery that Sutton was hoping to solve." "You know, before I took that watch apart, I had it appraised." "It wasn't worth very much." "A couple of thousand dollars, at the most." "Then why would someone attack you and kill the fisherman for it?" "Because whatever was taken with it must have been the real prize." "(computer trilling)" "You think?" "Only one way to find out." "(beep)" "(computer trilling)" "(trilling)" "Something definitely hidden inside there." "Looks like some kind of coin." "Somebody went to a lot of trouble to hide this." "Yeah." "It's got to be valuable." "Valuable enough to kill for." "We may have just found our motive for the fisherman's murder." "I thought you should see this." "Flack subpoenaed Sutton's medical history." "As expected, there was no record of a previous gunshot wound, but there was documentation of another injury." "In 1999, he suffered a fall while ice hiking on Mount Hood." "He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, and had emergency surgery to remove his ruptured spleen." "Now..." "Where's the scar from the incision?" "There isn't one." "Okay, Laurie." "Now, please forgive my use of props, but seeing is believing." "One perfectly healthy spleen." "This is not the real James Sutton." "TAYLOR:" "Our James Sutton just became James Doe." "Allow me to introduce myself." "My name is James Sutton." "I'm an archaeologist." "I'm 25 years old." "I live in a three-bedroom..." "I ran Sutton through every database known to man." "The usual stuff-- personal info, current and past address." "Nothing out of the ordinary until I found this." "It was posted almost three years ago." "My fiancé of two years, Liza, the love of my life, betrayed me in ways that cannot be forgotten, so..." "Okay, I don't have a minute, Adam." "Just get to the point here." "I promise you, boss, it's all gonna make sense, okay?" "I will begin an online auction." "It's coming." "Up for sale?" "My entire life." "My possessions, my friends, my job... (computer chirps)" "This is the real James Sutton." "He's been living on Long Island for the past three years." "He works at the lighthouse museum on the South Shore." "Well, maybe he can tell us who the hell is lying on that table down in Autopsy." "He handed me a check for half a million dollars." "His real name is Mitch Henson." "He submitted the winning bid." "I know it's a lot of money, but how do you walk away from your entire life?" "By doing just that." "By leaving with the clothes on your back and a check for $500,000." "Have you had any contact with Henson since the auction?" "There was a strict non-communication clause attached to the sale." "What's this all about?" "Is he in trouble, or...?" "He was murdered two nights ago." "Murdered?" "TAYLOR:" "Did he ever discuss with you why he bought your life?" "I mean, could he have been running from something or someone?" "No." "From what I remember, he was just a plain kind of guy." "Just a man looking for a fresh start." "WOMAN:" "Okay, everybody, it's time for the lighthouse tour." "CHILD:" "I want to take the tour." "Well, you remember anything else, please call." "I will." "Good luck, detectives." "Mm-hmm." "Thanks." "At least we got an ID on our vic." "Hey." "Mitch Henson bought Sutton's life over three years ago." "Sid puts that old gunshot wound-- the one that ultimately killed him-- occurring between one and two years ago." "Okay." "That means Henson was shot both times well after he'd already assumed Sutton's identity." "WOMAN:" "Grady, one more minute, and then it's Jackson's turn." "What are you thinking?" "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." "GIRL:" "Check this out." "(helicopter whirring, horn honking)" "Is it true?" "It's all over the club." "People are saying he was a fake, a fraud." "Why don't you have a seat, take a breath, calm down, and we'll talk?" "No." "I want to know who James really was." "Where he grew up, what college he went to." "Did he have any family?" "Please." "It's an ongoing investigation." "His name was Mitch Henson." "But apart from that, I can't reveal any further information." "You don't understand." "I slept with him." "I shared secrets with him." "For the last three years, every time I said his name, it was a lie." "Three year" "So you were with him when he was shot the first time?" "How did you know about that?" "The coroner found the injury during his autopsy." "I need to know who shot him." "Who was he protecting by not reporting it?" "Why?" "Why is that important?" "Because the person responsible for that shooting might be the same person who murdered him." "I can assure you that it wasn't." "It was you, wasn't it?" "You shot him." "It was an accident." "Two years ago," "I was hired to excavate a site on a farm outside the city of Nicosia in northern Cyprus." "When I arrived," "I realized James had beaten me to the site." "He'd been digging there for two days." "You son of a bitch!" "This was mine!" "I set this up!" "I did all the legwork!" "(groans) Hey!" "Oh!" "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." "I want everything." "Everything you found!" "Just take it easy, baby." "Just put that thing away." "(gunshot) (groans)" "But I never meant to pull the trigger." "Thank God he wasn't seriously hurt." "What?" "Nothing." "You're very lucky." "Because that bullet could have easily killed him." "A lot of guys would have told her." "She never has to know it was her bullet that ultimately killed him." "What now?" "The hard part." "Finding out who pulled the trigger two days ago." "(car horns honking)" "Who's better than me?" "That depends on who you ask." "This pen right here." "The most dangerous pen in the world and the answer to all of our questions." "The plastic shards Sid pulled from the wound" "I reassembled them from the pen the killer used to make the gun." "All the components used to assemble the gun are common household items." "And the rim fire .22 caliber bullet is for sale in any gun shop." "(gunshot)" "TAYLOR:" "The blue mineral oil." "Pretty well made." "The only defect is the plastic casing on the outside of the pen extended farther than the metal barrel on the inside." "The round exploding out of the barrel caused the extra plastic to splinter and forced those pieces into the wound." "The barrel is a metal tube you can buy in any hardware store." "And it wasn't designed to fire a bullet." "That explains the shallow penetration." "No rifling inside the barrel." "The bullet didn't spin out with increasing velocity." "Instead, it wobbled out and quickly lost speed." "Leaving no marks to identify the gun from which it was fired from." "Well, there aren't many people capable of making a weapon like this." "This might help narrow it down." "(camera shutter clicking)" "All right, see the front of the coin has Apollo on it;" "he's the god of light in Greek mythology." "On the back is a chariot being drawn by elephants." "If this is authentic, it's priceless." "What makes it so valuable?" "Well, first of all, it feels like solid gold." "And those etchings would date it back thousands of years ago, during the reign of King Philip II." "This belongs in a museum somewhere." "It's definitely the property of the Greek government." "All right, well, looks like our boy Sutton was involved in smuggling stolen antiquities then." "Yeah." "Somebody wanted that coin badly enough to attack me in that stairwell and kill the fisherman." "And that person's still out there." "The funny thing about search warrants, James, is that you never know what's gonna turn up." "Now I bet that this wouldn't be in your apartment." "I bet that you were smart enough to get rid oft." "I lost." "The pen from the lighthouse gift shop." "Ironic." "Using something from your new life to take the life of the man who had your old one." "Bet that 500 grand seemed like a lot of dough at the time, huh?" "Amazing how fast it can go." "A bad real estate deal here, a couple of overaggressive investments there." "That job you have at the lighthouse?" "Might as well be charity work." "You're broke." "Did you honestly think that by killing Henson, you'd have your life back?" "I didn't want my life back." "just wanted some credit, some kind of compensation, a little respect." "He was becoming rich and famous off of my research, my hard work." "Henson." "You stopped taking my calls." "You're not supposed to be here." "No contact, remember?" "That's what the contract says." "Get the hell away from me." "I saw the magazine articles." "Those ruins in Peru." "Brilliant discovery." "A career-maker." "That's me!" "I got you there." "I sold you my reputation." "I sold you my existence." "No!" "It was my hard work that got me there." "You gave up on your life." "And I took it and turned it into something you couldn't." "I don't owe you anything." "You couldn't let it go," "James." "He had no right treating me like that!" "He had every right." "But in your twisted mind you somehow blamed him for your own failures." "He was the reason your life was falling apart." "So you made this gun, you came back to the city, and you hung out outside the club, and you killed him." "What the hell are you doing?" "I told you to stay away from me." "I told you what I wanted." "You can't have your life back." "And you can't have it either." "(gunshot)" "(groans)" "That was my life." "That wasn't your life." "This is." "And r the next 25 years, that life is the property of the New York State Department of Corrections." "(elevator bell rings)" "(speaking Greek)" "(speaking Greek)" "(mechanical whirring)" "(speaking Greek)" "(speaking Greek)" "I really appreciate you seeing me at such a late hour." "How can I be of assistance?" "I'm conducting a homicide investigation that may involve the smuggling of artifacts belonging to your country, specifically a rare coin of Philip II." "A rare coin indeed." "Yes." "I was hoping you might put me in contact with someone from your government that would be able to inform me of any recent thefts of such items." "Give me a list of known smugglers." "I'd also like to authenticate the coin, find out exactly where it originated." "Detective Bonasera, Sebastian Diakos." "Pleasure to meet you." "Sebastian is an antiquities expert specializing in ancient Greek artifacts." "He will assist you with whatever you need." "I'd be happy to." "(phone rings)" "Oh." "You said you had a photograph of the coin." "Yes, I do." "(speaking Greek)" "(speaking Greek)" "(speaking Greek)" "Oh." "Oh, I'm so embarrassed." "I-I must've picked up the wrong tablet." "I don't have the photograph I'm looking for on this one." "Ah." "(speaking Greek)" "I apologize." "I have wasted your time." "I, uh, promise you our next meeting will be far more productive." "Of course." "(speaking Greek)" "(elevator bell rings)" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"
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"The man who said, "I'd rather be lucky than good,"" "saw deeply into life." "People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck." "It's scary to think so much is out of one's control." "There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back." "With a little luck, it goes forward and you win." "Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose." "Sorry." "Mr. Townsend." "Just this way." "So the Beach Club Marbella, tennis instructor." "Stanford House." "Forte Village, Sardinia." "Nice." "Yes." "I've had a good deal of experience." "Yeah, so I see." "Now, I've heard very good things." "You don't miss playing professionally?" "I thank God every day I don't have to do it." "I hate the whole tennis tour thing." "Constant traveling, and I was never going to be Rusedski or Agassi." "You have to really want it." "Not that I have their talent." "Well, your credentials and references are excellent." "And you want to live in London?" "Very much." "Very much." "We have a very exclusive membership here." "You can begin this weekend?" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "That's your sofa, which also doubles up as a bed." "Which is great, you know, 'cause you can be watching some telly, ain't got the hassle of having to go to a bedroom." "You can just open it up, get your kip." "Kitchen just through there." "All your amenities, fixtures, fittings, washer-dryer..." "All that stuff." "Lovely view, not overlooked." "So it's all good." "This is 225 a week?" "Well, it's London, mate." "Bang, mate." "If you don't like it, move to Leeds." "D'you know what I mean?" "You got a wok?" "You got a wok?" "It's one of those Oriental, sort of conical pans." " No, no, no." " The geezer who was in here before, he left one in there." "You're welcome to it." "I'll throw that in." " I'll take it." " That's a good choice." "Very good." "Chris Wilton." "This is Tom Hewett." " Very nice to meet you." "How do you do?" " Morning." "Pleasure." "I think Chris would be the perfect instructor for you, and he's very patient." "Great at analyzing a player's faults." "I'm so out of practice." "I mean, I haven't played since university, and I loved it, but I haven't picked up a racket in bloody ages, so..." "Don't worry, it comes back." "What you can't do is rush in, be discouraged." "OK." " Well, good luck." " Thank you very much." " Over here." " Brilliant." "OK, so who was better, or tougher?" "Henman or Agassi?" " They were both great." " Yeah, I know, but I mean, you held your own more than admirably." "For a while." "But as the game goes on, you see how really good they are." " Actually, I'll get this." " No, no, no, no." " No, please, Tom, I insist." "I insist." " No, no, no, no, no." "Get your dirty great forehand off." "Thank you." "I'll get the next one." "So, do you need a lift after this?" "Actually, I'm looking for a music store." "I want to buy some CDs." "Music around here?" "I think there's one on the Fulham Road." "And they'll have a decent opera section?" "Opera?" "You like opera, really?" "I love opera." "Papa gives loads to the Royal in Covent Garden." "I know this is gonna sound a bit weird, but would you like to go to the opera tomorrow night?" "To the opera?" "Yeah." "We've got a box and someone's not coming." "It's La bloody Traviata." "My God." "I'd love to." "Are you sure it's not an imposition?" "Can I at least pay for my seat?" "It's not an imposition, it'd be an absolute pleasure." "I just like the fact that we both share a love for opera." "Brilliant." "So?" " I said to David and Melissa..." " Evening all." "Hello, Mum." "Hello, sweetie." "Very nice to see you." " This is Chris." "This is my father Alec." " Hello." "Good to meet you." "I hear you're an incredible tennis player." "I played once, and then I gave up, then I went back, then I gave up," " then I went back" " Rubbish." " I'm sure Tom exaggerated my game." " I just got bored." " Good evening." "My pleasure." " Nice to meet you." " This is my sister..." "Chloe." " There's a chair somewhere." " I'm Chloe." "Nice to meet you." " There's two more." "Yeah, well, the olds say thank you very much for the lovely flowers." "They said it was very thoughtful, and totally unnecessary." "But off the record, well done, A plus, 'cause they love that sort of thing." "Oh, they're lovely people." "And your sister's very bright." "Frighteningly so at times." "But..." "Anyway, she thought you were terrific, and she wanted to invite you to our country house with the parents on Sunday." "'Cause they're having a party, there'll be some good people." "And I'll play you some great music, because Dad's got an epic collection." "Chlo-Chlo, do you wanna have a knock with Chris for a bit?" "It's just that it's 5:00 somewhere, darling, and I've some serious cocktails to start making." "Irish!" "Have you ever had a Cuba libre or a caipirinha?" "Lt'd be really boring for Chris to play with me on my own." "It's really boring for him to play with me, but he's a good sport." "And anyway, you've got better legs than I've got." "Chop-chop." "Don't be silly." "I teach people who have never held a racket before." " I'm so bad." " That's how you get better." "Playing with a stronger player." "Come on." "OK." "Was I dreadful?" "Not at all." "You have a very unique style." "Yeah, it's called clumsy." "How did you get to be so good anyway?" "Tom says you played with some of the real greats." "For me, it was a way out of a poor existence." "Caught the eye of a good coach." "I don't know." "It all came so easy at first." " Do you enjoy teaching?" " Not really." "I mean, it's OK for now, but I'd cut my throat if I thought I had to do it forever." "I'd like to do something with my life." "You know, special." "I'd like to make a contribution." "So, you're a poor boy from Ireland come to London." "I love it." "It's so exciting and alive." "I've never seen so much art or theater." "Not that I've taken much advantage of it yet." "Well, look, if you'd like someone to show you around," "I grew up in Belgravia." "I'd be happy to take you to all the good places." "That'd be great." "On one condition:" "I buy the tickets." "Oh, dear, is that going to be an issue?" "I'm afraid it is." "I'm very old-fashioned." "But actually, I did read something about the exhibition in the Saatchi Gallery." "That's perfect." "It'd be my pleasure to take you." "You're very kind to offer this." "Can I at least give you some free tennis lessons?" "OK, it's a deal." "How about Wednesday for the Saatchi?" "I can do that." " Shall we meet for lunch first?" " It's a date." "I'd better get ready." "Your guests will be arriving soon." "Yeah, yeah." "Of course." "Go." "A sweaty tennis player's hardly what they expect." "So who's my next victim?" "You?" "I haven't played table tennis in quite a while." "Would you like to play for a thousand pounds a game?" "What did I walk into?" "What did I walk into?" "It's like this." " May I?" " Please." "You have to lean in, and hit through the ball." "I was doing just fine until you showed up." "The story of my life." "So, tell me, what's a beautiful, young, American Ping-Pong player doing mingling amongst the British upper class?" "Did anyone ever tell you, you play a very aggressive game?" "Did anyone ever tell you you've very sensual lips?" " Extremely aggressive." " I'm naturally competitive." "Is it off-putting?" "I'll have to think about that for a while." "There you are." "I wanted to introduce you to Chris Wilton." "Chris Wilton, this is Nola Rice, my fiancée." "So, you're the tennis pro." " Hello, darling." " My pleasure." "He was trying to have his way with me over the table." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, well, you'd better watch out for this one." "He's made a living out of hustling." "I'll be ready for you next time." " I'll see you outside." " Oh, yeah." "She's quite something, isn't she?" " How long have you been together?" " Six months." "Jesus, yeah, six months!" "She came over to study acting, and I met her at a party that I'd crashed and she'd crashed, and one thing led to another." "Obviously, it's taken Mother quite a long time to get used to the idea that I'm serious about her, but..." "To be honest with you," "Mother's always had this funny little agenda for me which doesn't really involve marrying a struggling actress." "Especially an American one." "But I am crazy about her." "Anyway, I think we should all go to dinner next week." "What do you think?" " I'd love to." " Excellent." "Now, Irish, how about a little drop of Scottish before supper?" " Why not." " Lead on." "Quickly." "These afternoons have been great." "I'm so glad your schedule allows you so much time off." "Yes, it's fun." "Although it wouldn't hurt to have a few more pupils." "Do you need money?" "God, no." "No, I'm fine." "It's very sweet of you to ask, but I don't." "I'm only asking because I care about you." "Shall we go to your place or mine?" "I don't think mine's quite what you're used to." "Shut up." "I think yours'll be just great." "You've been seeing a lot of Chris Wilton lately, I understand." " Yeah." "He's very nice." " I liked him." "I just don't understand what he's aiming for." "He certainly doesn't want to be a tennis pro for the rest of his life." "Well, I find him very likeable." "He's fought his way up the only way open to him, and he's not trivial." "I had a very interesting conversation the other day about Dostoyevsky." "Can't we do something for him?" "A place in one of your companies or something?" "Has he expressed a desire?" "No, but... he's open, you know, about his future." "He really wants to make something of his life." "Chloe, be careful." "Tom's involved with a woman I have reservations about." "Don't rush off." "Tom's happy with Nola." "You're prejudiced 'cause she's American." "She's spoilt and temperamental." "She's an actress, they're emotional." "She's deluding herself, and she's moody." "She's not right for Tom." "Well, I care very deeply for Chris, and I think he feels the same way." " Who are you talking about?" " Nola." " Have you been waiting ages?" " Hello." "Not at all." "Traffic was awful." "The others'll be here in a minute." "They're probably stuck in it somewhere." "Can I have a champagne cocktail, please?" "One of your father's associates spoke to me today about the possibility of a job." "Did you say anything?" "Look, I just told Papa to keep his eyes open if anything juicy opened up, so you could have first option, if you wanted it." " You're not cross, are you?" " God, no." "It's extremely thoughtful of you." "Thanks." "What do you think?" "I'm gonna have to think about it." "I've never really seen myself in the business world." "So, what do you see for yourself, you know, in the future?" "I don't know, really." "I mean, I'm sure it's a great opportunity." "I think it is." "Papa said it's a chance to learn the business." "And if things go well, he'll see to it, you know, that you move up quickly, or whatever." "I've always felt so-so about office work." "It's not exactly office work." "Think of it more as a stepping stone." "To?" "To a biggerjob, more responsibility, greater earning potential, I don't know." "You've always said how much you admire Papa's accomplishments." "Of course." "I mean, it's strange, but coming where I come from," "I've always admired men like your father." "Wealthy, but not stuffy." "Enjoying his fortune." "Having a grand time, supporting the arts." "Well, he'd really like to open some doors for you, that's all." "He's a very generous man." "He respects how you've pulled yourself up, against the odds." " You don't seem very enthusiastic." " I'm sorry." "I hope my hesitation isn't upsetting." "No, no, not at all." "It's just that, you know, you've always talked about making a contribution and..." "I'm sorry." "I will." "I promise." " Oh, good." " Hello." "Hi, guys." "Hello." "Don't worry, the traffic was awful." "It's my fault, I dragged Nola to the classic car show at ExCeL." " Really?" " It was unbelievable." "I swear, my trousers have barely dried." "Oh, God." "Shut up." "You love your cars, don't you, Chris?" " I think the old ones are beautiful." " Yeah, I like the old ones." "But Tom likes all those new ones with the gadgets and..." "I want an Aston Martin." " I drove an Aston Martin." " Really?" "Yeah, I used to work for a man, and I used to wash his cars for him." " He was very, very particular about" " Thank you." "Taking care of them, so I had to wash them every day with a toothbrush." "I want an Aston Martin, or one of those vintage convertible Mercedes." "Well, when we're married we'll collect vintage cars." "Just as long as I can have a DB9 with all the trimmings." "OK?" "In fact, Hedley is perfect for keeping all those cars." " In fact, speaking of Hedley..." " Should we order, 'cause he's waiting." "Frightfully sorry." "I'll have the baked potato with truffles." " That'll be lovely." "Yum-yum." " I'd like the same, please." "Nothing to start?" "Oh, I think the wine list." "I'll have the caviar blinis, please." " Roast chicken." " God, boring!" "Honestly, they have the greatest caviar blinis here." " You should try them." " That's OK." " No, do you like caviar?" " So-so." ""So-so."" "He's been brought up as a good boy, to always order modestly." "I'm very sorry." "He'll have the blinis." "My goodness, was your father an oil rigger who specialized in etiquette?" "He was kind of austere." "Chris's dad was a bit of a religious fanatic." "Oh, Christ." "After he lost both his legs, he found Jesus." "God." "Sorry, but itjust doesn't seem like a fair trade." "What were you saying about Hedley?" " Papa's invited us for some shooting." " Oh, really?" "I'd better bring a different change of clothes." "I don't think your mother appreciated what I brought last time." "I think that was your swimsuit." "She's used to slightly more fabric." "I'm sure if she knew you'd worn it in a movie, she'd suddenly find it chic." " True." " Have you done many movies?" "It was a commercial, not a movie." "But your eyes went straight to her, if you know what I mean." "I don't think my career has..." "really gone as planned." "Oh, you just need a break." "I think it's important to be lucky in anything." "Well, I don't believe in luck." "I believe in hard work." "Oh, hard work is mandatory, but I think everybody's afraid to admit what a big part luck plays." "I mean, it seems scientists are confirming more and more that all existence is here by blind chance." "No purpose, no design." "Well, I don't care, I love every minute of it." "And I envy you for it." "What was it the..." "the vicar used to say?" ""Despair is the path of least resistance."" "It was something odd, wasn't it?" "It was very strange..." "I think that faith is the path of least resistance." " Oh, God." " Oh, God." "Can we change the subject, please?" "Nola was talking about acting, which is much more interesting." "No, I was just saying that I think I'm giving acting a second thought." "I just can't bear people in my hometown to think I've failed." "Not that I'm ever going back to Colorado." "Ever." "Have you decided on a wine?" "Two bottles of Puligny-Montrachet." "Thank you." " Good morning." "Chris Wilton." " Rod Carver." " Good morning." "Chris Wilton." " Rod Carver." " Good to meet you." " Good to meet you." "You'll be working under Alan Sinclair here." "Hi, Alan." "How are you?" "At first, you may find the assignments a little unchallenging, but that'll soon change as you appreciate how things wash here." " It's basically nine to five." " Yes, yes." "So you'll have plenty of time to keep up the backhand, if you like." "Now, if you're OK with the package, we'd like to begin the first of the month." "I'm sure the salary won't be a problem." " Good to meet you, Alan." " Good." "And you." "And Rod." " I'm sure you'll be happy here." " I'm sure I will." " Exciting things are happening." " OK." "I can't tell you how happy I am you've taken thatjob." "It's such good news." "Here, I brought you this to celebrate." "Wow." "Thank you." "Believe me, in no time you'll be running that division." "You're so much more on the ball than Alan Sinclair." "He's nice, but uninspiring." " It's very rare." "It has some beautiful arias on it." "And his voice expresses everything that's tragic about life." " You find it tragic, do you?" " And you?" "I love it." "Let's stay at home and have dinner, and listen to the tragedy." "I'm gonna open one of those bottles of wine I got you." "Puligny-Montrachet." "I never heard of it before Tom ordered it." "Now I'm addicted." "Tom and Nola invited us to go and see a film with them tonight, but I told them we're busy." "But we have no plans." "Well, no special plans." "I thought we said we'd stay in?" "Yeah, but it wasn't written in stone." "We could've joined them." "We still can, if you'd prefer it." "It's... it's not a case of preferring it, it's just we always have fun with them, and you love films." "Well, shall I call them?" "I mean, sure, unless you'd rather not." "Well..." "It might be more fun, just the two of us." "The wine, the opera." "Absolutely." "I just figured..." "We can stay in any... any night, and they're free and suggested a film." "What's the film?" "I don't know, but if you'd prefer it." "I am in the mood for a film." "Thank you so much, fella." "Hello." "Oh, hang on, I'm having problems with the door." "There we go." " Hello, sweetie." " Hi, guys." "One second." "There you go, fella." "Thanks so much." " Good luck with the Sky Blues." " Oh, yeah, cheers." "Where is she?" "Nola got a migraine at the last moment, and unfortunately she can't make it." " Oh, no." "Is she gonna be all right?" " But she sends her love." "Yeah, she's gonna be fine." " Hell with her, Motorcycle Diaries!" " I bet that was her choice." "I can't believe this is what you really want to see." "Everybody likes you at work." "Papa says he's heard great things." "You're a very clever boy." "Hey!" "Hey." " Hi." " How are you?" " What are you doing here?" " I was just looking for a sweater." "The kind Tom has." "Is it cashmere?" "It's vicuña." " Vicuña." " Vicuña?" " Yeah." " Right." "Where are you going?" "Oh, I'm just having a nervous breakdown." " Why?" " So..." "Well, I have an audition in ten minutes and..." "As usual, my confidence level, which started off at a ten, is now at a zero." " Don't worry, you'll be great." " Yeah." "I'm gonna be late, so..." " Are you walk?" "You wanna walk?" " Yeah, sure." "My agent was supposed to meet me, but he canceled." "So that's... awful." "I'm alone to..." "Would you like me to come along for moral support?" " Yes." "That would be great." "If you..." " Sure." " If it's not a problem." " It's not a problem." " No, it's not a problem." " OK." "I used to get really tense before big tennis matches." "Have you ever tried yoga?" " No." " No?" "Hi." " Hello." "Hi." " Oh, hey." " How was it?" " Blew that." "Itjust works, you know, at home, but..." "I don't know, I just can never really pull through in the end." " You will." "You will." "Yeah." "You know what," "I could actually use a drink just to pull myself together a little bit." " Sure." " OK." " This way." "What was I saying?" "My sister went to college for a couple of years." "But I'm like you, I'm self-taught." "You should see my sister, she's she's very beautiful, but she's lost in drugs and..." "I'm sure she's not more beautiful than you are." "What I am is sexy." "But Linda's..." "My sister is classically beautiful." "So, you are aware of your effect on men?" "Before my parents split, they used to put her in these pageants." "It's just a joke." "What did your father do?" "He..." "left." "And never sent any money." "And my mother could never hold down a job." " No?" " No." "Her problem was that she drank." "How did you meet Tom?" "We met at a party." "He saw me across the room and he honed in on me, like a guided missile." "And I..." "I liked him right off, you know." "I thought..." "Well, I think he's very handsome." "Don't you?" "Very." "And he asked you to marry him?" "Well, he swept me off of my feet with presents and, you know..." "What did I know about that kind of life?" "I'm just a starving actress from Boulder, Colorado." "But..." "I had another bad marriage behind me." "That's another reason she hates me." " Who?" " Eleanor." "Tom's mother." "She wants him to marry this girl named Olivia, who I think is a distant cousin." "I don't know." "It's... it's sick." "It's such an inbred family." "It's..." "And was it love at first sight for you too?" "I thought he was very handsome." "You know, and I told you I was just..." "I was overwhelmed with attention." "So, what about you and Chloe?" "She's very sweet." "She is very sweet." "And she wants to marry you." "I don't think her mother would approve of that either." "No." "No, it's different." "I don't buy into Eleanor, and she knows it, but you are being groomed." "You mark my words." "They almost died when they thought that Chloe had run off with some guy that ran a gastropub in the city." "But..." "You're gonna do very well for yourself, unless you blow it." "And how am I going to blow it?" "By making a pass at me." "And what makes you think that's gonna happen?" "Men always seem to wonder." "They think I'd be something very special." "And are you?" "Well, no one's ever asked for their money back." "Where was all this confidence when you needed it in the audition?" "I've had too much to drink." "Can you get me a cab?" "Sure." "Thank you." "You were driving a bit fast," " weren't you?" " Good morning." " Which one is he in?" " Second one over there." "Oh, hi." "So, do you think he's gonna be all right?" "Carmichael came and had a look at him the other week." "Oh, he's so sweet." "The problem with the right hind is gonna..." "It should have dissipated fully already." " Tom, can I feed him?" " Yeah, yeah, wack him some hay." "Tom, do you think he's gonna be able to play on Sunday?" "Well, he will play on Sunday, but it's just the problem with the fact that it's only Lopez who can ride him, and he's injured at the moment." "We're having a bloody nightmare with injuries." "You're so beautiful." "What would you say to the idea of taking a business course at school that the company would pay for?" "I don't know." "I've had very good feedback on your work." "And the beginning of next year there's going to be a very significant position opening up." "One that carries a great deal of responsibility and pays accordingly." "Plus, there are a number of perks..." "Expense account, driver, et cetera." "We had been focusing on someone else but it's obvious to me that you and Chloe have become close." "Although I wouldn't consider it, if I didn't think you were qualified." "I'd hate to disappoint you." " Oh, excuse me." " Come on, Chris..." "We're nearly ready." " I'll bring a gun for Chris." " Thanks, Tom." "Never mind, fella." "This is basically a tune-up for the grouse season, which is starting soon." " But it's bloody good fun." " Don't frighten him." "His shooting's not really up to his tennis, poor thing." "I'll make an accomplished grouse shooter of him yet." " Don't you worry, Chris." " Quite right, Papa." "Come on, Chloe." "Hi, darling." "Have you seen my Strindberg book?" "No." "How did your audition go?" "Oh, it was pretty awful, I'm afraid." "It's her own fault, bless her." "She just tightens up." "Well, I'm sure something worthwhile will come along." "Unfortunately, there's just not anything right now that I'm that great for." "So, how long do you keep it up?" "How long?" "Well, if time passes and nothing significant materializes, how long do you keep on going before you decide that?" "To try something else?" "I hardly think Nola's reached that point, Mother." "I'm not saying that." "All I'm saying is you give acting a try for a time, and if you keep being disappointed you have to ask yourself the question," ""Is this really what I want in my life?" "Is this what I want?"" "Well, I do ask myself that." "See?" "It's only logical, Tom." "Especially for a woman." "It's a particularly cruel business for a woman, and as you get older and time passes, if nothing happens it gets harder and harder." "Eleanor, Nola isn't exactly over the hill." "I'm not saying now." "But I'm a great one for facing up to realities." "Your take on these realities is your own opinion and nothing else." "Frankly, not everybody else is interested in hearing about it." "Tom, don't raise your voice to your mother, please." "I'm not raising my voice." "And I'm sorry, Papa, but she's always on Nola's case, continually discouraging her via innuendos." "All I'm saying is acting's so will-o'-the-wisp." "Those that have it, know it right off." "To pursue it because you don't want to admit defeat to friends back home is, frankly, unrealistic." "I'm sorry, but that's the way I feel." "Excuse me." "Nola." "It's OK." "I'd like to be alone, thanks." "Well, thank you very much." "And I'm sorry if I'm raising my voice now, but you know that's her Achilles heel, emotionally." "He's right, Eleanor." "I think you've had one too many G and T's." "I was looking for you." "I was upset." "I just wanted to be alone." "I don't mean to intrude." "I need a drink." "I like you when you drink." "You get flirtatious." " Do I?" " Yeah." " Confident." " I don't think this was a good idea." "You shouldn't have followed me here." "Do you feel guilty?" "Do you?" "We can't do this." "I know." "This can't lead anyplace." "Hello." "Darling, I think it's for you." "But take it outside." "Well, there's hope, at least." "When's the callback?" "Just let me know when you hear anything at all, 'cause I really think I could be great in this part." "Yeah." "OK." "Bye." "Why have you been so cold to me?" " I haven't been cold." " Yes, you have." "Ever since we came back from the countryside you've been distant, evasive." "I don't want to encourage anything." "What happened, happened, Chris." "I mean..." "The moment was very out of control for many reasons." "I was upset, I was drinking, and the storm was overpowering." " Oh, stop rationalizing." " I'm not rationalizing." "Passions are passions, but we're both very involved with other people." "You're not such a good actress, you know." "It's not possible." "Look, you daydreamed about making love to me, and I'm not saying the fantasy didn't cross my mind, OK?" "We had our moment." "But, you know, let's move on, get back to reality." "Chris, we're gonna be brother and sister-in-law." "You were exactly as I pictured you'd be making love." "Chris, forget it." "It's over." "Thanks." "Henry!" " Hey." "How are you?" " Chris." "All right." " Look at you." " Good to see you." "Looks like you're doing all right for yourself, aren't you?" " Thanks." " You still doing the tennis tour?" "Yeah, I love it." "I love it." "Look at this car." "Oh, don't worry, it's not mine." "It's the company's." "Yeah, I know you found it a bit of a grind, didn't you?" "But I'm still circling the globe, deluding myself." "I just couldn't stand it." "No." "No, I heard you went into business." "I'm a wheel in an office, if you can believe it." " A big wheel." " It's who you know, Henry." "I got involved with a woman." "Very nice." "Family's got nothing but money." "Big estate, servants, polo ponies." "All quite lovely." "Hey, look, I understand." "It beats getting your heart broken all the time by the top seeds." "Isn't it amazing how much of life turns on whether the ball goes over the net or comes right back at you?" "I always admired your game though, you know?" " Thanks." " You were very steady." "Cool under pressure, but creative." "You could be a poet with the racket like Laver was." "I lost to you as much as I beat you." "No." "When I played you, you never beat yourself." "I'm telling you, a couple of bounces the other way, you might've beaten some of those top seeds." "Listen, can I buy you lunch?" "That's..." "What about next time I'm in town?" " Give me your number." " Certainly." "I'm moving into a new flat, so this is my business card." " You should call me anytime." " Very impressive." "So good to see you, Henry." " You look well." " And you, mate." " You look very, very well." " I can buy us lunch." " Put it on the expense account, so..." " Very well." "...do call." " Very good." "Yeah, yeah." " All right." " Bye." " Oh, my God." " Right there." " She's got glasses on." " But why on earth?" "Why on earth would your mother invite her here?" "She met her at the supermarket yesterday and invited her..." " The supermarket?" " Yes." " Can you play the piano?" " No, I'm terrible at the piano." " So, when are you two getting married?" " Mummy!" " Oh, gosh, Eleanor!" " Oh, don't look so surprised." "Stop it." "You've been like two peas in a pod for a long time now." "Don't tell me the subject hasn't come up." " Mummy, come with me." " Oh, dear." "You need a strong cup of coffee." "Come on." "Eleanor doesn't hold back when she's had a few." "Look, it's a reasonable question." "Chloe and I have discussed it." "Eleanor and I would be delighted to welcome you to the family." "Tom would love having you as a brother-in-law, and whatever you two need, you can always rely on us." "I appreciate that." "Darling, one second." "I just think we..." "You two have met, haven't you?" "I'm sure you've met." "I'm sorry." "Who'd have thought?" "What, that we were hiding in the pantry?" "It was all her fault, you know." "Like, how can I help it if she gets turned on by sexual intimacy in places that we know we're gonna get caught?" "You were..." "You!" "The risky business was your idea." "All men who see you want to attack you." "Isn't that right, Christopher?" "Oh, God, are you all right?" "I'm fine." "I shouldn't drink on an empty stomach." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Oh, my God." " This is incredible." " Isn't it?" " What's up here?" " That's the bedroom." "There's another bedroom through there." "The bathroom and a kitchen." " Little terrace." " Wow." " But look at this view." " Oh, it's breathtaking." " I just... wish I could afford it." " Oh, don't bring that up again." "You know it gives Papa pleasure to help." "Come on." "The light coming through every day." "It's beautiful." "But it's huge!" "I'm gonna get lost in here or something." " Did I tell you I'm scared of heights?" " Really?" " Yeah." " That could be a problem." "I want you to make me pregnant." "Chloe..." "We discussed this." "It's very quick." "It's not quick, we've been sleeping together for ages." "And I want three children, and I want them when I'm young." "Come on, you can do it, you've got a powerful serve." "Hey!" "Where are you?" "I know, I know." "I'm sorry." "Not good." "Listen, I've got to tell you something." "What?" "Well, Nola and I broke up." " No!" " Yeah." "Or, I should say, I called it off." "I thought you were gonna get married." "Yeah, well, it's rather embarrassing to say but I think Mother rather poisoned the well on that one." "Not that I have any intention in marrying Olivia sodding Allred, who's her main candidate." "God, no." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "I suppose the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help me God, part of the situation is, is that I've met someone else." " No!" " Yeah." "I met someone and I fell in love, and I just knew right away." "Although the fact that my mother is in seventh heaven about her," "I keep trying to tell myself isn't a factor, but..." "You know what I mean." "The number you are calling is not available." "The number you are calling is not available." "Excuse me." " Are you looking for Miss Rice?" " Yes." "She's gone." "Saw her yesterday." "She's given up the apartment." " Did she say where?" " Not to me." " Thanks." " That's all right." " What are you thinking about?" " Nothing." "Just business." "You know it's been over a week since we made love." "Oh, Chloe, I'm beat." " Am I being rejected?" " Of course not." "OK, I can take a hint." "Meanwhile, I don't know what's wrong." "All my cousins get pregnant so easily." "Look it'll happen." "I'm just really tired." "Kiss." "Sweet dreams." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Just in time." "I'm almost starting to show." "Well, you have to see a fertility doctor." "Well, you have to see a fertility doctor." "I know." " We've tried everything." " What about this?" "His brushstrokes are really intense, aren't they?" " Yeah, I don't like it." " No." " Would you ever consider adopting?" " No, absolutely not." "I want my own children." "This one?" "Sort of..." "Did I tell you Victoria Phyfe is pregnant?" "Really?" " She's so happy." " Whoa." "Her and her husband just found each other." "All their neuroses intertwine so perfectly, and itjust works like a charm." "After all their unhappy relationships, they met during a traffic accident." " God..." " I know, it's great." "Well, our lawyers are going over it as we speak." "You'll have a daft by Friday." "I promise." "If I have to work all night." "OK." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Samantha, can I have two aspirin, please?" "Thanks." "Are you OK, sir?" "Tell me, Samantha, do you ever feel claustrophobic in here?" "No, not really." "Oh, Christ!" "I've got to meet my wife at the Tate Modern." "There's a new painter she wants to show me." "If they call back, Samantha, tell them Friday." "Not before." "Good night." " Chris." " Oh, I was looking for you." " Hi, Carol." " Hi, Chris." " How are you, darling?" " Good." "They've got the most amazing new artists here." "Yeah?" "I want you to see this woman from St. Ives." " Oh, yes." " Look, where are you going to be?" "Why?" "I have to make a phone call, and I can't get any reception down here." "Well, we'll be over there." "But hurry, 'cause they're closing soon." "I'm coming." " OK." " OK." "Hello." "What a surprise." "I..." " I moved back into town." " I didn't know you'd left town." "Yeah, I was really upset about everything that happened, so I just went back to America to look for a job." " I thought you hated that place?" " Anyplace but here." "I looked for you." "For what?" "You're still so angry." "Where are you living?" "In town." "Why?" "You live alone?" "Why are you asking me these questions, aren't you still married?" "Can I meet you for a drink?" "Talk?" "Where can I reach you?" "Come on." " My goodness." "Hello." " Hi, darling." "Look who I bumped into." " Hi." " Hi." " How are you?" " I'm good." "How are you?" " You look great." " Thanks." " How's Tom?" " He's fine." " Really well." " Yeah, I heard he got married." "Yeah." "They've got a baby." "You know Tom, all settled down." " OK, I think I've found it." " Do you two know each other?" "This is my friend Carol." "This is Nola." " Hi." " Hi." "We've been looking everywhere for this video installation." "We can't find it at all." "Will you excuse us?" "I think it's on the third floor, isn't it?" "Yeah." "No, no, no." "I think it's back there." "Say your phone number." " What's the point?" " Just say your phone number." " Chris..." " Please." "Say your phone number." "02079460996." "I'll call you." "Bye." "I think he really knows what he's doing." "Didn't you get a good feeling about him?" "To me, fertility doctors are a cut above witch doctors." "Oh, yeah." "Well, he's not like that last one." "It's OK, John." "I feel like it's gonna happen this time." "You go ahead, I've got a few meetings." " I'll drop you." " No, it's OK." "It's nearby." "I'll walk." " OK." " See you at home." "Bye." "You have a very charming flat." "The area's not as run-down as you said it was." "I was lucky to find it on such short notice." "I mean, it's not perfect." "The building's been burglarized a couple of times and the woman down the hall has mice, but you know, the lobby's decent." "The key word is it's cheap." "What time is it?" "Time for you to go." "It's so hard to leave you." "Beautiful woman." "How'd you sleep?" "Good." "God, did you see that stuff on the news last night about that earthquake in China?" "Terrible." "And there was this whole thing about how they've discovered" " an entirely new planet." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "I went looking for space to rent for the new gallery yesterday." "Papa's getting so into the idea." "It should be good for you." " I've got to go to work." " Oh, really?" "I was kind of hoping we might, you know before you went to work." "It's my time of the month, and remember the doctor said we really should try and do it as often as we possibly can in the morning." " Darling, I'm gonna be late." " Come on, it'll be fun." "Wait, I've got to take my temperature first." "So, you wanna meet the same time next week?" "Let me come up." "We just spent an hour at the hotel." "Don't tell me that you..." "I'm sorry." "I can't help it." "You drive me crazy." " You're gonna be late for work." " I don't care." "Come on." " Oh, Mrs. Eastby, hello." " Oh, hello." "Hey, did you get that pest control?" "Oh, yes." "Yes." "The traps work better with a little peanut butter." "It's much better than cheese, despite the popular notion that cheese is best." " Oh, this is Mr. Harris." " Good afternoon." "How are you?" " Hello." " Hello." "Good to meet you." " See you later." " Bye-bye." "Bye." "But I think that Bruton Street would be perfect for the gallery because it's just right in the thick of things and..." "It'll just be a natural success, I think, because you're great at picking out paintings and bric-a-brac." "Yeah." "Knowing my luck, I'll get pregnant the minute it opens." "Yeah, well, you can manage both." "I mean..." "Heths didn't have a problem giving up Adair, when we first had Rosie." "Remember, we did have a lot of help though." "But the nanny left us." "She got a part in a movie." " No." " Yeah." "Actually, you know who we bumped into the other day?" " Obviously you know, but..." "Nola." " Yeah." "Well, I told you, we saw her." "When was it?" "Ages ago now." "Yeah." "Well, I think she's now working in a boutique on Ledbury Road." "I think it's Paul and Joe's or something." "But she's just such an odd girl." "I mean, she still looks great." "Sorry, but it's true." "But something's just changed in her face." "I mean, I..." "We barely spoke." "Tom said she looked a bit hard." "Yeah, well, she's always, you know, been a lady of the sauce, so to speak." "And I think it kind of runs in the family, but, I don't know..." "I mean she's still got that "come-hither" look." " Is she going out with anyone?" " Strangely, I forgot to ask." "But I'll keep you in touch with that, Chloe, let you know." " Hello, Tom." " Hello." " Hello, fella." " What are you doing here?" "We just popped in for a bit of, you know, local tagliatelle." "Good to see you." "What a lovely family gathering." "You should have told us." "We'd have made a sextet." "A sextet." "We could have had one of those." " You guys going to Hedley next month?" " Yeah, we're gonna try." "Aren't we?" "I know Tom's dying to get away." "I was yelling at you the other day." "You didn't hear me." "Me?" "Yeah, you were hailing a cab on Melcombe Street about, what, 5:00." " I'd have given you a lift." " I was?" " Where's Melcombe Street?" " No, not me." "Yes, I mean it certainly looked like you." " Where is Melcombe Street?" " No, I'm afraid you're mistaken." "But people are always taking me for other people." "So..." "I'd have sworn it was you." "Well, it certainly wouldn't be Chris hailing a cab." "He's completely dependant on our driver." " Quite right." " Very annoying." "You should check for early Alzheimer's." "You're forgetting." "I'm sure I'm right." "No, you are mistaken." "But thank you for thinking of me." "I think the only thing that comes out of this conversation is you're both nuts." " Well, you're an authority on that." " Or drunk." "How dare you?" "Look, we'd better be going on." "Look, call me." " I will do." " Enjoy your supper." " Bye." "See you." " Thanks." "Nuts." "Good afternoon, Ingrid." "Samantha, what do we have for this afternoon?" "Just the Sarazin people at two." " Can we push it an hour?" " Yeah." "I should be back in time, but if I'm not, please make them comfortable." "Chris." "Where are you off to?" "I'm sorry, Rod, I've got an appointment." "We have Sarazin and company this afternoon." "I should be back in time but if I'm not, please start without me." " Really?" " It's OK." "It's important, trust me." "It's ridiculous to go back to my place." "Once we get there, you'll have less than an hour." "Look, it's not that I'm miserable with Chloe, it's just..." "I don't wanna talk about Chloe anymore!" "Listen, it's just I'm bored!" "I mean, she's very nice, but..." " Chris!" " Are you in a bad mood?" "Yes, I am in a bad mood." "I just blew another audition." "I'm so sick of this acting thing, it's just not working out." "It's a hard field." " You have to keep plugging at it." " I'm sick of plugging." "Tom's mother was right." "Itjust gets to a point, you know?" "Or should I say your mother-in-law?" "Hey, look." "Let's not go into one of those, OK?" "I don't know what I'm doing with you." "You're never gonna leave Chloe." "Maybe I will." "Don't say that unless you mean it." "Chloe's just so desperate to get pregnant." "I mean, it's... mechanical." "I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't see you." "Really." "I mean it." " Merry bloody Christmas." " Lovely." "How many cigarettes are you gonna smoke today?" " A million, at least." " Please don't start smoking." " Well, it is Christmas." " It's such a pity." " Come on, just a little one." " It's gonna..." "You think you're going to be living forever, you're not." "Hi." "I wanted to wish you a merry Christmas." "I've been thinking about you." "I may be able to get away tomorrow, for an hour or so." "OK." "See you then." "Bye-bye." "There you are, Chris." "Chloe tells me you've sustained some personal loss in the market over the past few months." "Well, I guess I've been a little bit careless, not concentrating." "And, of course, I thought I made good decisions, but..." "Well, who could have predicted these?" "Look, I don't want you and Chloe to worry." " You'll always have a safety net." " You're too generous, sir." "Oh, no, you've made Chloe happy, and that means a great deal to Eleanor and me." "Well, I think it's gonna be an amazing holiday." "Don't you, Chris?" "Yes." "We have a choice of sleeping on the boat or in the different hotels." " Boat." " Boat." " Every time." " Good." "I say the boat." "Do you know he's never been to the Greek Islands." " What?" " No." " No, he's never been." " You'll love it." "No." "I have been to Athens, but I hear the Islands are paradise." "Oh, that reminds me, we have to go to Sardinia to pop in on Brook and Dougie Winston." " Oh, good." " Oh, God." " No, no, the house is beautiful." " Brook's fine, Dougie's a nightmare." "Sounds so romantic, doesn't it?" "Mikonos and Crete." " Yeah." " Yeah." "I'm so anxious to see all the beautiful old temples and theaters." "Oh, God." "Yeah." "Oh, I'll do that with you." "Tom can stay..." "You know, I bought Chris an ancient Greek fertility charm." " Do you remember?" " I'll never forget." "I sent off for that fertility thingy." "He had to put it under his pillow for two months." "And absolutely nothing happened, of course." "Poor thing." " I'd just subjected him to the torture." " They think he's firing blanks." " Oh, shut up!" " Hello?" "I miss you." " Love me." "Just love me." " No, because it's not funny." " It's not funny." " I'm sorry." "Proof is in the pudding, and there ain't been any pudding." " I can't get away right now." " Well, you have to." "When can you get here?" "Tomorrow." "No, Monday." "Look..." "It's a three-day weekend." "Tuesday." "Chris, I need to see you." "I'll see what I can do." "I'll call you right back." "I would love to meet Barbra Streisand." "She's meant to be really lovely." "She's with that other American fella." " Who was that?" " Oh, I'm such an idiot." "I forgot to sign some papers." "I may have to drive into town." "Jack Garner?" "You can't go, it's a bank holiday weekend." "The traffic'll be terrible." " James Garner, that's it." " I mean, we've all got plans." "I don't mean today." "They named their little dog after Elaine Paige." "Well, surely it can wait a couple of days." " Why did they do that?" " 'Cause it howls all night long." " Yes, I'm sure it can." " Oh, that's mean." "I know." "And it's terribly small and furry." "That's mean." "I think tomorrow we should go for a morning ride." "I've some lovely new horses." "Do you remember when Chris came here first, and he had some serious qualms about riding?" " I spoke to Teddy." " How is he?" "Well, this morning he was talking about buying a horse of his own." " No." " Yeah." "I don't know, it was all in good fun." " Where from?" " Anyway..." " I think Nan's got a really nice mare." "...he's a wonderful new horse." "Telephone call, sir." "She said it was important." "Excuse me." " Tomorrow morning?" " Do you wanna come?" "That bloody phone has not stopped ringing all weekend." " I know." " It's so irritating." "Hello?" "I tried to call your mobile, but it's off." "Are you mad calling me here?" "When are you coming over?" "I'm trying to make it for tomorrow." "I can't wait till tomorrow, I'm going crazy." " What the hell's the matter?" " I'm pregnant." "I'll talk to you tomorrow." "'Cause we've got to go and try and look at this horse for Chris." " They got it in the navy?" "Yeah, the..." "It was lack of enough vegetables, or something." "I wonder if that's why they took lemons and oranges..." "Well, they only had biscuits." "Well, that's where Rose's Lime Cordial originated..." " Who keeps calling?" " It was Samantha, my secretary." "I'm afraid I won't be able to go riding tomorrow." "I can't help it." "I thought Samantha said she was going to her parents this weekend." "I know, it's all my fault." "Poor girl." "It's no big deal." "I'll pop back into town." "The whole thing'll take a few hours, and it'll be off my mind." "I promise." " That's a shame." " It's really sad." "Well, it is a pity because I..." "I think it's unfair on Samantha too, frankly." "Yeah." "Well, it's unfortunate, but, you know, Chris has a lot of responsibility." "Well, anyway, let's not worry about it." "Let's..." " Slave driver." " Look, as long as we make lamb bone." " Can you, can you?" " Well, I think so." " How the hell did you get pregnant?" " I told you that weekend last month" " How the hell did you get pregnant?" " I told you that weekend last month that we needed to be careful and I didn't have protection, but you couldn't wait." "What unbelievable bad luck." "Christ, I can't get my wife pregnant no matter how hard I try, and the minute you're unprotected I knock you up." "It's 'cause you love me, and you don't love her." "Is that your interpretation?" "It's a child conceived out of genuine passion, not as part of some fertility project." "OK." "Well I'll go with you, and we'll get it sorted." " I'm not doing that again." " Again?" " What's that supposed to mean?" " It's the third time." "I did it once when I was younger, and then I did it for Tom." "I didn't want to, but he insisted." "Nola, I really can't see any other way." " Why can't I just have it?" " And what?" " And we'll raise it together." " That's obviously not possible." "Why?" "You hate yourjob, you hate your life." "I mean, it seems like a blessing." "It's a sign." "Look, Nola, I have to go." "I'm juggling six things at the same time just to make this trip to the city look legit." "I'll talk to you on Tuesday." "Chris..." "You must..." "I expect you to do the right thing, OK?" "I'm not walking away from this." "Is anything the matter?" "You seemed very gloomy all weekend." " I wanted to talk to you." " What about?" "Us." "Is something wrong?" "Yeah." "There is." "What?" "If you're still taking a hammering financially in the market, you know it's not a problem." "I can't keep leaning on your father, Chloe." "Papa gets more pleasure out of helping his family, than all the possessions he owns." "You know that." "What is it?" "Is it something to do with those phone calls you kept getting?" "Because you acted really strangely after each of them." "Are you having an affair?" "Am I having an affair?" "Yeah, that's what I asked." " No." " You are." "Of course I'm not." "Don't be silly." "Do you not love me anymore?" "Of course I love you." "Well, what's wrong?" "I just feel like I'm letting you down." "You're not." "How?" "Is it because I'm not getting pregnant?" "I just feel so guilty." "So terribly guilty." "Listen, Chris." "We've both been to the doctor." "We're both perfectly healthy." "I can conceive and you're perfectly capable of making a woman pregnant." "Is it me?" "Have I been horribly pushy and obnoxious on the subject?" "Look, I..." "I just want a baby." "I want to have our baby." "We haven't been lucky yet, that's all." "Oh, Chloe." "Let's get off the subject." "Having a child should be something that makes us both happy and excited, not a cause of all this tension and anxiety and..." "I had to talk to somebody." "I'm really suffering." "Whatever you tell me goes no further." "I'm contemplating leaving my wife for another woman." "But when the time came to tell her I couldn't do it." "Yeah, well, it's not the easiest thing in the world to do, is it?" "It's crazy." "I can see no real future with this other woman." "And I have a very comfortable life with my wife." " Yeah, but if you don't love her..." " I'm not saying I don't love her." "Just not in the way I feel about this other woman." "Right." "Maybe it's finally the difference between love and lust." "But what the hell am I going to do if I leave Chloe?" "I don't fool myself that I haven't gotten used to a certain kind of living." "Am I supposed to give it all up?" "For what?" "Is it for a woman you love?" "To live how?" "Where?" " To work as what?" " Well, it seems to me that you..." "You're pretty good at what you're doing." "There must be anotherjob in another firm that you can just, you know..." "Let's face it, I'm the boss's son-in-law." "And he loves me." "Doesn't seem to me like you want this other woman enough to give up everything you've achieved for it." "We're going away for three weeks." " When I get back I'll tell her." " When you get back?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Stop playing games with me!" " I'm not playing games with you." " Why don't you just tell her now then?" "I'd think you'd want to stop living such a sham." " Look, it's not easy." " Why not?" "If you're so bored at home with her and you're so crazy about me, which is all you ever tell me..." "I don't wanna mess this holiday up for everybody, OK?" "It's a big blow." "And it's gonna make a huge impact on everyone." "How can you go on vacation with a woman that you know you're gonna leave" " the minute you get back?" " Keep your voice down." "You wanna know how I feel?" "I'm jealous, OK?" "I don't like the idea of you making love with her." "I don't like the idea of you going off island-hopping with her." "It's romantic!" "Hey, keep your voice down." "You know I make love to her." "And you know it's just routine." "For God's sakes, can't you wait a few weeks?" "Yeah." "I just wanna know that something's gonna happen, you know?" "It will." " It will." " OK." "The holiday's off." "Why?" "What happened?" "Maurice Lewis has to go in for an operation." "Why?" "Disc in his back or something." "He can't walk." "Anyway, he needs recovery time and everyone thought we should just move it till after the summer." "Let me just pack up my stuff." "We should probably walk to the opera, it's so close." "Yeah." "Hello?" "Hello?" "An opportunity has arisen, Chris, which I think may be a lucrative one for you." "Really?" "We're structuring something with a Japanese company." "It's an independent operation." "There's a great deal of money to be made." "And my thought was, anyone in on the ground floor stands to profit hugely, assuming our predictions are correct." " Sounds exciting." " It is." "Eleanor." "I've just told Chris the good news." "But what would make me the happiest has nothing to do with money." "I'd like you to make me a young grandmother." "You already are a young grandmother." "Yes." "Tom and Heather are trying for their second, but I'd like you to be a mother." "Oh, all right." "Don't look at me like that." "I'll be quiet." "What would you like for your birthday?" " I don't know." " Your birthday?" "Great." "You forgot." "I didn't actually." "I bought you something already." "So my hints worked." " Mummy..." " I knew." "I knew." " We are trying." "We don't want to..." " All right." " Hello?" " Chris?" " Excuse me." " By all means." " I weigh as much as I did." " Yes, darling." " Look, please relax, OK?" " I spoke out of turn." " Hey." "Hey." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " What are you two bickering about?" " Nothing." "I told you not to call me, I'd call you." "Well, I..." "I..." "I was waiting for you to call." "I've been waiting a week." "Well, there's always people around and I can't talk." "When are you coming home?" "In about two weeks." "About two weeks?" "You said the whole trip was three weeks!" "Yeah, right." "Three weeks." "Chris, Mummy and Papa are leaving." "OK." "OK..." "Who is that?" "What country are you in?" "Your mobile's been impossible." "I told you." "I'm in Greece." "And there's always people around, so I can't talk." "I said I'd be home soon, and I will call you." "I'm just lonely." "I'm anxious." "Can you just?" "Please tell Chloe as soon as you get home." "I just want this situation to be resolved." "Do you miss me?" "OK." "Bye, bye." " Is everything OK?" " Yeah, everything's fine." " Are you leaving already?" " Yeah." "Chris, it's Nola." "Where have I reached you?" "Sardinia." "I'll be back in five or six days, OK?" " Good morning, John." " Oh, you're early, sir." " I'll bring the car around." " Yes." "You lied to me." " Oh, Jesus." " You lied to me!" " Quiet!" " I wanna see Chloe!" " Quiet, quiet." " I wanna talk to Chloe." "Look, Christ, Christ." "No, no, no, listen." "Listen, I can explain." "I wanna talk to Chloe." "You're a liar!" "You're a liar!" "I can explain." "I..." "Taxi!" " I'm not going anywhere with you." " Taxi!" " I'm not going anywhere with you." " Calm down." " Nola!" "Nola, calm down." "Calm down." " You're a liar!" "You're a liar!" "I came home deliberately, I came home early." "You're a liar!" "I wanna talk to Chloe." " I wanna talk to Chloe!" " Calm down." "Calm the fuck down!" "I wanna talk to Chloe." "You liar!" "You're a liar!" "You're a liar!" "I decided to cut the trip short because all this is eating away at me." "I only came back the day before yesterday because I need a week in the city to deal with Chloe" " without you breathing down my neck." " You're driving me crazy!" "I don't know whether to believe you or not." " Please believe me, Nola." " Well, did you tell her?" "I was about to when you called." "What does that have to do with anything?" " I got flustered." " Oh, please!" "I was all set to tell her and then you called, and then I feel guilty about telling you that I'm still in Greece." " You said Sardinia." " I..." "I was talking fast." "I..." "I didn't want her to know what I was talking about." "Well, she has to know eventually." " I can't tell her." " Then I will." "Nola, stop!" "Well, this is crazy." "We're having a child together!" "We don't have to have a child together." "It would make life a hell of a lot simpler if we didn't." "Yeah, simpler for you, but not for me." "It occurred to me that even if you had the child," " I could help you out financially." " That's not enough." "Nola, be reasonable." "That's exactly what Tom said when he broke off our engagement." "Being reasonable got me where I am right now." "So, you're threatening me?" "If I don't do what you say, you're gonna go to my wife." "Were you lying to me?" "All those times we made love, all those conversations, were you lying to me then?" " Of course I wasn't lying." " Tell Chloe." "Someone has to explain the situation." "Either you do it, or I'll do it." "OK, OK." "I'll do the right thing." "Have you seen Chris?" "A minute ago." "He went that way." "Chris?" "Chris?" "Chris?" "Where are you, Chris?" "Chris?" "Chloe, are you there?" "Have you seen Chris anywhere?" "No." "Could you come up for a minute?" "I want you to give me some advice about this dress." "Yeah, OK." "I'm telling Chloe tomorrow." "You say that every day, and you always back out." "I'm back where I started." "I want something done, Chris." "If you don't have the nerve to do it, I'll do it." "That would be revenge for you against the whole Hewett family, wouldn't it?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "My theory is you want me to tell Chloe so you don't have to do it yourself." "My God, it seems like you've had this whole thing checked out" " by some psychiatrist." " I wish." "I wish had someone to confide in, but it's all so damn secretive." "Look, Chris, if I don't do something about this, we're gonna grow apart." "I'm having your child!" "I'm telling her tomorrow, Nola." "What more do you want me to do?" "What more?" "Tell her now!" "Tell her tonight!" "I can't, not before she goes to sleep." "It wouldn't be the right time." "Nola, tomorrow is fine." " What time will you get back from work?" " Same time I always get off, 6:30." "So you'll be home by a quarter to seven?" "Yeah." "Chris, you make me say these things." "I hate myself for them." " I just want us to be together." " We will be." "You were very nervy all through the ballet." "Did you hate it?" " No, I'm just out of sorts." " Yeah." "I thought you were gonna pass out." "Low blood sugar." "I'll be better soon." "I still can't do it with you tonight." "I'm not over my little dose of whatever." "Did the cleaner put one of my tennis shirts in with your gear?" "No." "What are you doing?" "Really?" "Just let me have a quick look." " I can't find it anywhere." " No." "Look, I'll check, I'll check." " I've got everything arranged in there." " OK." "I wasn't gonna disturb anything." "'Cause I don't know where else it can be." "She's always bloody mixing my stuff in with yours." "Is this it?" "See, I knew it!" "She always bloody does that." "I've got to have words with her about it." "It's really..." "What did you just put in your pocket?" " Oh, it's just my pill box." " What do you mean a pill box?" "A pill box." "You know what a pill box looks like." "Let me have a look at it." "What pills are you taking?" "No, they're just my pills." "I need them." "No, no, no, it's for stress, 'cause you stress me so much." " Guess what?" " What?" "I got tickets for the theater for tomorrow night." "You haven't." "That's not like you." " What for?" " The Woman in White." " I heard it's great." " I thought you hated musicals." "No, that's not so." " And anyway, you love his music." " Well, that's great." "I'll have to meet you outside the theater, 'cause I'll be coming straight from the gallery." "Why don't you take the chauffeur?" "I'll grab a taxi, and with any luck I can get an hour of tennis in." "You're so sweet." "You knew how much I wanted to see that." "All right, come to bed, because you're tired, my darling." "OK, I will." " Hello?" " Hello, Nola?" "When you get off work today, come right home." "I have some good news." "Everything's taken care of, but I'm reluctant to talk on the phone." "You've got to meet me right after work." "We have... plans to make." "OK." "I'll cancel my agent appointment." "It's good." "This is good." "I'll see you soon." "Bye." " Was it him?" " Yeah." "So, you'll have to be prepared to cash flow the first six months." "Is that right, Chris?" "A half year?" "Yes." "A half year should do it, maybe less." "Good." "Jolly good." "Well, see you next time." "Good." "Sayonara indeed." "I thought you showed some interesting ideas there for developing their capacity." " I'm excited about this venture, Rod." " Good, good." " Playing a little tennis later?" " Yes." "Amazing energy." "Love it." "Envy it." " Yes?" " Hello." "I'm Chris." "I'm a friend of Nola's, your neighbor from next door." "We met here last..." "I'm sorry, I don't let anybody in." "But... but, do you not remember?" "We met..." "She asked you something about your trouble with your mice, and you mentioned something about peanut butter." " Oh, yes." "Yes." " Yes." "I'm Chris Wilton, the tennis instructor." "Well, what's the trouble?" "No trouble at all really, and I..." "I don't mean to disturb you." "I was wondering if I could..." "could look at your TV reception." " We seem to have trouble next door." " Oh, with the TV?" "Yes." "We're getting some interference, and it's Nola's favorite TV night." "So I don't know if it's the aerial on the roof or if it's us." " It's in there." " Thank... thank you." "I have to take my medicine." "There was no trouble before." "I had it on and it was fine." "Didn't you say your name was Harris?" "Mrs. Eastby?" "It's lan." "Mrs. Eastby?" "Mrs. Eastby?" "It's lan." "I'm going down the corner shop." "Can I get you anything?" "Mrs. Eastby, are you all right?" " Hi, princess." " Hi." "D'you ever get that portable CD player we talked about?" "Yes, I did." "Thank you so much for helping me." "Excellent." " See you later." "Bye-bye." " OK." "Bye." "Nola." "Excuse me." "Hello." "Where are you?" "I'm almost there." "I'll be two minutes." " Good evening." " Hello." " How much?" " That's two pounds, please." "Two pounds." " Two pounds." "My tickets?" " Yes." "Thank you." "It's a terrible mess in there, sir." "Well, I think it's pretty obvious what's happened here." "Someone's robbed and killed the old lady." "As he, or they, were running out they've run into the Rice woman coming in, so they've shot her too." "Either out of panic, or because they saw a chance to make an additional score." "Poor unsuspecting soul came home at the wrong moment." "He's cleared out the house of all prescription drugs, sir." "Oh, no, it's definitely a drugs-related robbery." "He might have known there was an old lady living in flat 8." "Probably cased her." "Was surprised by running into the other woman." "She picked the wrong time to come home." "Some people just don't have any luck." "Yeah, I just spoke to her." "This is unbelievable." "Half an hour ago I came down the stairs, knocked on Mrs. Eastby's door 'cause I couldn't..." "Do you need anything from the car?" "Yeah." "You can tell the exhibits officer to get a move on," " 'cause this is getting ridiculous." " Yeah, this is quite important." "She usually bakes today, and I thought maybe she'd run out of stuff." "So I asked her if she needed anything, and then" " So, half an hour ago?" "Spoke to her?" " She didn't answer." " Yeah, half an hour ago." "Yeah." " So whoever it was, was still in there." "That's terrifying." "I can't believe that." " So someone was in there?" " And you spoke to Nola Rice," " and did she say anything?" " Sorry to interrupt." "Could we send the photographers in now, please?" "No, hang on." "If you just wait." "We've just got to get the exhibit officer in there first." "Chris, Chris, can you liaise with this man here?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Just catch him there." "Well, I ran..." "Yeah, I bumped into Nola right here..." "Scenes of Crime will be on their way very shortly, all right?" " Yeah..." " Yeah, I spoke..." "I bumped into her here." "We talked and we chatted." "I recommended a piece of music equipment." " She'd bought it." "Yeah, and..." " Music equipment?" "What was that?" "Nothing." "It was a portable CD player which reads MP3s, CD rewrites..." "It's drugs, guv." "Someone after money for some drugs." "Well, Mrs. Eastby wasn't wealthy." " They don't care." " Drugs?" "Yeah, definitely drugs." "Someone after money for 'em, and..." "They'll kill you for a pound if they wanted to, you know." "Well, it's a sorry state of affairs, isn't it?" "Well, it's not as if the old lady had any enemies." "She rarely went out." " Used a shotgun." " A shotgun?" "That's a..." "That's a bit obvious, isn't it?" " Somebody must've seen something." " Oh, not if it was sawn-off." "They can make them pretty small." "Catherine, love, you can't park there." "Leave that clear." "We've got the SOCO coming down." "Did you like the musical last night?" "Yeah, I did." "It was good fun." "Pretty music." "Yeah, he's very good." "I'm gonna get tickets for Mummy and Papa." "Good." " Oh, my God." " What?" "What is it?" "Oh, my God!" "Nola!" " Nola Rice." " What?" "She was killed in a burglary." "A... a drugs burglary." "What?" "Here, let me see that." "Jesus Christ!" "Apparently, she was coming home from work, and someone who was already there who'd burgled another flat and rob..." "And shot an old lady, ran into Nola by chance, and..." "She was entering the building, and he was running out and he shot her." "Oh, my God." "Hello?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we've just this second read it." "Isn't itjust terrible?" "I never got along with her, but this is just tragic." " It's tragic." " Does Tom know?" "I've just called him." "He can't believe it." "I know." "Wait, wait, that must be him." "I'll call you back." "Hello?" "Yeah, we've just read it, and Mummy just called." "Well, yeah, yeah, I know." "I mean, wrong place at the wrong time." "I suppose she must've..." "I mean, disturbed a burglar or burglars, or whatever." "I mean, it doesn't..." "It doesn't say how many of them there were." "Well, even Mummy's really shaken up, and you know they weren't exactly friends." "It says here that there's been a rise in drug-related crime in the area over the past year." "Did you hear that?" "Yeah." "I just can't believe it." "It's just..." "I know." "Mummy." "I've got something to tell you." "But I want Chris to be here." "Chris?" " Where'd he go?" " I don't know." "He was just in here." "Chris?" "Chris?" "He was just here." "Well, what did you want to tell me?" "Just wait." "Wait, wait." "Chris?" "Where are you?" "Chris?" "Well, what did you want to tell me?" "Well, I just really want him to be here." "Hang on, there he is." "There you are!" " Can we tell her now?" " Sure." "Well, I wanted you to be here." "Well, what is it?" "Mummy..." "You can finally crack open the champagne." "It looks like I'm pregnant." " When did you hear?" " This morning." " Oh, I'm so delighted." " Oh, good." "Alec?" "Alec?" "Come here." "We're both walking on air." "Well, you're walking on air." "Your husband looks a bit shell shocked." " 'Cause I've exhausted him, poor thing." " What?" "Chloe's pregnant." "Oh, what a great day." "Oh, my darling, congratulations." "I'm absolutely thrilled." "I couldn't be more pleased." "Thank you so much." "It's such a relief." "Excuse me, sir." "Excuse me." " Yes?" " Phone call, sir." "Your secretary." "It's wonderful, isn't it?" "Look at her, doesn't she look gorgeous?" " Margaret, I'm pregnant!" " Congratulations!" "That's wonderful." "Thank you, Margaret." "Sam?" "Yeah, there's a message for you that a Mike Banner," "Detective Mike Banner, called." "He wants you to call him at Shepherd's Bush police station." "Yeah." "No, I don't think it's urgent, but he left a number." " Banner?" " Sweetheart..." "I bet it was that night..." " You better give me the number." " Look, that's flattering." "Well, the last time you went, he said everything was fine, didn't he?" "Yes, and he just made me completely calm down." "Oh, I just can't believe it." "It's marvelous." "OK." "Thanks, Samantha." "Bye." "He just seemed odd, there was something weird." " Granny would have been thrilled." "...alternative medicine." "Granny would have loved it." "I wish she could be here." " Thank God." "Thank God." " Congratulations!" "Detective Banner, please." "This is Chris Wilton." "Oh, hello." "This is Chris Wilton." "You called?" "Oh, yes." "I was wondering if there was a time you could drop in here?" "Or if it's more convenient, we can come and see you." " In reference to what?" " I'd rather not explain on the phone." "It's just a few questions, and I'm sure you'd prefer it to be discreet." "I've no reason to bring a lawyer, do I?" "I certainly hope not." " Chris Wilton." "Detective Banner." " Good afternoon." " How do you do?" "Take a seat." " Thank you." "This is nothing to be alarmed about." "We're just doing a routine investigation into the Betty Eastby-Nola Rice murders." "Were you acquainted with either of the victims?" "Peripherally, I knew Nola Rice." "How?" "She was engaged for a time to the man who's now my brother-in-law." "That's Tom Hewett?" " That's correct." "They broke up." "A year ago." "More." "When did you last see her?" "Oh, God, I can't remember." "At the Tate Modern." "My wife and I ran into her." "But that was a long time ago." "Have you seen her since?" "Not that I recall." "Have?" "Have you ever seen this?" "No." "What is it?" "Are you aware that Nola Rice kept a diary?" "No." "As you can see you're all over it." "Yes, I can see that." "Do you still claim that you haven't seen her, except for more than a year ago at the Tate Modern?" "You can't blame me for trying to hide the fact that I had an affair with her." "But you people have to protect me here." "I hope you don't think I had anything to do with her murder." "How long did your affair go on?" "It began casually when she was still engaged to Tom." "They broke up, she moved away." "She came back and I ran into her at the Tate Modern, and it began again." "God, have a heart." "My wife is gonna have a baby." "This will devastate her." "Did you promise that you were going to leave your wife and marry Miss Rice?" "No, I did not." "I mean, it's possible she had that fantasy." "And, obviously, she wrote that I did." "But I tried to finesse that point with her." "I didn't want the sexual relationship to end, but I'm not gonna break up my home." "My wife and I are trying very hard to have a baby." "We've seen several fertility doctors, et cetera." "You can check that out if you like, but I beg you to be discreet." "But you did lead her on, so that she had the impression you were unhappy at home." "I tried to tip-toe around it and not lead her on, but she's going to believe what she wants to believe." "Look, don't irresponsibly run roughshod over this and wreck people's lives." "I mean, there is no case because I would not harm anyone, much less Nola Rice." "Isn't it obvious that somebody killed her neighbor, and she walked in when it was happening?" "God, I beg you, don't go on a fishing expedition over this and wreck people's lives." "My family, my marriage is at stake." "We just have to check out everything in a murder case." "OK, but I'm not your man." "I know it's not the most honorable thing to cheat on your wife, but that does not make me a murderer." "We're... obligated to review the situation." "I understand it's sensitive stuff for you." "And if we have to talk to you again, we'll do everything in our power to keep it very private." "Your personal life's your own." "We're not making any moral judgments, just investigating a crime." "I understand." "Look if you have to get in contact with me again, which, God in heaven, I hope you don't, please call me on my mobile." "This is my number." "Thanks." "One other thing." "Do you own or have access to a shotgun?" "Me?" "No." "My father-in-law shoots on the estate, but not me." "You can check it out, but I beg you to consider mine and his position." "Of course." "Thank you." "So, what do you think?" "I think it's what it looks like." "Someone robbed and killed Mrs. Eastby, who was surprised leaving, and killed Nola Rice." "Yeah, I know." "I know, it's got drug robbery written all over it." "He's 'specting a baby." "OK, he's not gonna win a medal for fidelity, but we can find out discreetly enough whether the Hewetts had a shotgun unaccounted for." "I don't think that he would know the first thing about stealing one though, never mind sawing one off." "It's a bit of a stretch." "He's got no previous convictions." "Not even a speeding ticket." "The coroner says that Eastby was killed first." " Yeah." " There's no sign of a forced entry." "So Mrs. Eastby knew the killer, if she let him in." "Well, come on, Mike." "Ninety percent of the crimes we go out on, people open their doors and invite the criminals in." "Yeah, I know, you're right." "I'm just thinking out loud." " It's just he's got a real motive." " Yeah, maybe." "But a motive, as you and I both painfully know, is not a case." "I'm torn because the Rice murder was clearly an afterthought, but I'd love to pursue it a little more." "But I'm reluctant to fish around and cause problems for everybody." "Well, if something develops, we can pursue it." "I doubt anything's gonna drop into our laps." "Chris." "Nola it wasn't easy." "But when the time came, I could pull the trigger." "You never know who your neighbors are till there's a crisis." "You can learn to push the guilt under the rug and... go on." "You have to." "Otherwise it overwhelms you." "And what about me?" "What about the next-door neighbor?" "I had no involvement in this awful affair." "Is there no problem about me having to die as an innocent bystander?" "The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for a grander scheme." "You were collateral damage." "So was your own child." "Sophocles said:" ""To never have been born may be the greatest boon of all."" "Prepare to pay the price, Chris." "Your actions were clumsy." "Full of holes." "Almost like someone begging to be found out." "It would be fitting if I were apprehended and punished." "At least there would be some small sign ofjustice." "Some small measure of hope for the possibility of meaning." "Chris Wilton killed them." "I see how he did it." "What?" "It's as we speculated and said was too elaborate, but that's what he did." "He killed the next-door neighbor first to throw us off the scent and set up the appearance of a robbery." "He waited in the hall." "He knew she'd be back the same time as usual, and he killed her, making it seem like she surprised a burglar running out." "He planned it all so he could make the theater in time to strengthen his alibi, if one became necessary." "Now, I haven't figured out the weapon problem, and I know it's a lot to ask a jury, but the correctness of it came to me in my sleep and I am going to break this case." "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Mike." "What?" "Not that your dream isn't of primary interest to a jury." "What's the bad news?" "There was another shooting in the area last night, 4am." "A drug addict killed." "Looks like a drug sale turned nasty." "What, and he confessed to killing two women before he died?" "No, he didn't have to." "The old woman's wedding ring was right in his pocket." " No." " Name and date engraved right on it." " I don't believe it." " I know." "I know." "Your case looked good, lots of motive." "But his motive was pretty strong too." "Heroin." "Junkie with a long string of convictions." "Killed by one of his own, no doubt." "Come on, I'll buy you breakfast." "You can traumatize me with the rest of your dreams." "No, wait." "What if Wilton did it, threw the jewels away, this guy finds them?" "I don't know." "See what tonight's dream tells you." "I'm sure a jury will be interested." "Come on." "I give up." "I knew Wilton didn't do it." "He's another poor schmuck who cheated on his wife." "When you see those pictures of Nola Rice, you can see why though." "What a world." "Am I right?" "Careful, careful." "I'm always afraid they'll drop." " Oh, chill out, Dad." " Babies are so, so soft." "Right." "Champagne." " I think he's got your eyes, Chloe." " Really?" "I think he's got your coloring darling, I really do." "Mummy, you can't tell anything yet." "They change all the time." " My nephew." " Uncle, Uncle Tom." " Oh, look at these flowers." " No, he does look like Christopher." "Actually, speaking of which, didn't you move into Alan Sinclair's old office?" " You lucky swine." " Oh, Mummy, look, he's dreaming." "Let's work on number two." "Come on." "Come on, he is a handsome boy." "Look at that face." "Yeah, he's gorgeous." "Right, here we are." "Eleanor." "Please..." " Chloe..." " Good stuff, Papa." " Thank you, darling." "There you are." " There we go." " It's all right, you stay there." " I'll pass them round, shall I?" "Please do." " What a good idea." " Darling, have one." " To Terence Elliot Wilton." " Yes." "With parents like Chloe and Chris, this child will be great at anything he sets his mind to." " Thank you, Mummy." " He will." "He..." "Do you know what, I don't care if he's great." "I just hope that he's lucky." " Oh, lovely." " What a lovely thought." " He probably will be." " Absolutely adorable." " Mummy, are you sure I'm allowed this?" " Yes, yes." " Yes, of course you are." " You haven't had any for months." "I'd get it down you now, while you can." "Isn't he handsome?" "My God, he's handsome." "Bet you any money the next one's a girl." "What are you saying about him?" "I was just saying he's got the most adorable cheeks." "We were just saying how handsome he is." "Just so extraordinarily handsome." "I wonder what he's thinking." "Well, you know, they said he was a thinker." "The nurses." " Deep thoughts." "Deep thoughts." " Here we are." " To Terence." " To Terence." " To Terence." " And all that sail on him."
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"It has been a while, right?" "The social worker asked you to come by." "Shut up." "I don´t have the" "There is mail for you." "Should I bring it?" "You have been gone for 5 days." "Don´t you want to live together anymore?" "Because I go out late, I don´t want to move yet." "Stop whyning." "Did you come here to drink something, we haven´t talked in a while." "Have you got any money?" "Yes, I´ll buy." "Where are we going?" "Give up, I´ll play again." "You know that girl?" "Sure." "A first class whore." "I believe that immediately." "Can´t you introduce me to her?" "Nadine, phone for you." "It´s Francis." "Don´t stand there like that, I´ll lose my concentration." "Will you be late tonight?" "I don´t know." "Stop whyning." "There´s nobody here." "It´s a week now." "Its ok." "Manu..." "Manu, come please." "Where is Radouan?" "Where is Radouan?" "Come here." "Are you watching that junk again?" "I thought you wouldn´t come to eat." "Shut down that tv." "You are totally insane." "If you were a guy..." "Go to the kitchen." "I want to finger myself here." "I have had enough of doing it in my room." "Where are the papers?" "In the basket." "Do you smoke nowadays?" "No, it´s for you." "A gift from King Radouan." "Do you deal like your brother, fucking Radouan?" "Relax." "I am relaxed." "But the whole neighbourhood is talking about it." "You are so scared that the cops will arest you." "He´s not the type to jump at everything." "Something happened between us." "I shouldn´t have done it immediately the first night." "I don´t understand why he doesn´t call back." "I think he´s affraid of me." "A girl with character scares men." "They feel less virile." "They are all sissies, that´s what they are." "Manu, come please." "You haven´t seen Radouan?" "No." "We don´t live together." "Tell that dick that he´s wanted." "When we find him, he´s dead." "What did he do wrong?" "When we find that dick, he´s dead." "it´s ok." "Don´t talk like that or you will die!" "No jokes, we will come and find you." "Understand?" "Fuck off now." "Do you still have some stuff?" "Or did you smoke everything?" "Bah, you really are hopeless." "Are we going to drink something?" "Have you got any money?" "I just got my welfare." "Are you French enough to get that?" "I'm going to my brother's." "I don´t want to see him." "What are you still doing with that damn junkie?" "Can´t you do anything with your shitty life?" "Mind your own business." "There are always problems with you." "You are a piece of shit." "Can you lend me 300 francs?" "Your are daring." "Work." "You know what that is?" "There's no work in France." "Thanks." "Come, lets go." "did you get hit, Manu?" "You saw that." "So what?" "you should have hit back." "I wouldn't take something like that." "I am prepared for anything." "We will buy some beer and go for a stroll on the quay." "You want me to come?" "Yes, that would be nice." "There are some things..." "I need to talk to you about." "Maybe you can tell me what I have to do." "I have an importane meeting now but I will ask what time the last train leaves." "OK." "you will give me the address?" "Juvisy, Hôtel de la Gare." "You can´t miss it." "They have seen your porn movies." "With all those nice details, I think it´s gross." "You help everybody, then you have to hear something like that." "If you didn´t want to tell it, you should have shut up." "I´d rather have you know it." "Well, I know it now." "I could care less." "Shit on them." "Bring them to me, I´ll make them stand in a row and shit on them." "Give me a beer.." "You want to be a rebel?" "Shall I show you what I do to rebels?" "You haven´t had enough yet?" "Stay down." "Take her out of there." "Lets go!" "Take off your pants." "Strip or I'll kill you." "Exchange?" "Turn around." "On your hands and knees." "Hurry." "Shut up." "It´s like I am fucking a zombie." "Move your ass a bit." "What do you think you have between your legs, asshole?" "I´ve had enough." "Bitch." "Manu." "How could you?" "..." "How could you let him take you like that?" "How could you, Manu?" "They can have done much worse." "Were still alive, right?" "How can you say that?" "How can you say that?" "!" "Because I don´t care about their stupid dicks." "I have had more in me." "You wouldn´t leave your car behind with valuable stuff in it either." "I can´t keep dicks out of my pussy, there´s nothing valuable in there." "It´s only a dick and were only girls." "It will be alright." "Damnit." "I will make you come." "You are touching my whiskey without asking and you didn´t even put it back." "Be happy there´s still something in it." "It´s always the same." "With everything I say, you give stupid answers." "If you want to live together, there has to be dialog and respect." "And you can´t cope with that." "You really don´t have some stuff?" "What´s up with you?" "Don´t you have enough of being down?" "Will you give me a Jack?" "No." "Come on." "Here you go, little princess." "Damnit asshole." "Kill him." "Waste him." "Stop it." "It´s a poor guy." "mind Your own business." "Fuckers." "Don´t you see he´s a poor guy?" "Don´t you see he´s whyning?" "Is he your sweetheart?" "Do we have to waste you too, bitch?" "Leave her alone." "Understood?" "I will only tell you once... ok?" "You, come here." "No." "I don´t want that." "They will kill him." "Come here." "Hurry up, Mother Teresa." "Your big friend Francis called." "What do you see in that dirty junk?" "What did he say?" "Nothing." "He was totally stoned." "And I don´t want to see him anymore." "When did he call?" "He will be here for a few days and then he´ll squat for 3 weeks." "He makes a mess, eats everything and spills coffee everywhere." "And he shouts at me too." "He´s whining because I threw his stuff away because when he doesn´t have enough speed, he wants to filter it twice" "I don´t want to see him again." "Please, be quiet now." "Stop it please." "You´re a fucking idiot." "How did you get those bruises?" "From dickheads like you." "They always like to hit me otheriwse they don´t feel alive." "Did you have a fight again?" "You´re always stoned." "They didn´t rape you, right?" "You haven´t been raped, right?" "!" "Who?" "that guy is A real pain In the ass." "He´s my best friend, shut your fucking mouth." "Your best friend?" "And you are his best slave and he doesn´t give a shit about you." "Your best friend." "Who was it?" "Who did it?" "It doesn´t even come to your mind, to ask how I am doing." "You are so dumb you make me puke." "You don´t look thát traumatized." "Damnit, you make me puke." "Slut....." "Slut." "Good evening." "Can I have the number of Francis Godot´s room?" "Number 26, second floor." "He only payed for 1 person." "I only come for the evening blowjob." "How is it going?" "I am without Subutex." "Basic stuff." "Can you make a nice prescription for me with nice handwriting." "The above right, three boxes of eight." "I know." "I have done it so many times I know it by heart." "Didn´t be rude on the prescription." "That will cause suspicion." "Now is not the time to whine to me about that." "There´s something I really can´t forget." "Do you remember Noëlle?" "You know how she rode her bike over the border, full of acid." "I have to get her false papers, but I can´t get them." "I have to be at the Luxeuil station buffet on the 13th at 12 o´clock." "Where´s that?" "In the Vosges." "First class." "But I can´t be there." "You have to give her the papers." "She´s driving across the border, with the stuff, her acid." "You have to take care of it." "Now a days there are enough people with problems." "I am going downstairs for a while and my..." "Thank you." "It´s nice of you to come." "That´s normal, isn´t it?" "Have you seen it there´s pharmacy near the hotel." "You know how to choose good hotels." "I am asking you something." "At the moment there are no trains." "Insane." "This is going to be a long night." "Fuck, no trains till tomorrow night." "You aren´t very social..." "Where are you going?" "To Paris." "To Paris?" "Can you drive a car?" "Yes." "If you can drive, I have a car." "And I want to go to Paris." "Will you wait for me in Paris?" "not really." "That´s convenient." "That´s very convenient." "I am in a very shitty position." "I bet you'll say again that you´re having bad luck." "I want to see the sea." "Take me there." "That´s what the car is for, with gas to go back again." "Can I ask you something?" "What?" "Have you done any porno movies?" "Yes." "How did you know?" "Is your boyfriend a fan?" "I don´t have a boyfriend." "I'm crazy about it myself." "That´s one point for you." "God damn." "I'm thirsty." "Stop please, I have to drink." "Further down the road is a gas station" " There's the sign." "Good news." "But you better not do something to me." "I really won´t do anything." "If you want, you can take the car now and drive away." "I am going to eat." "And you?" "I don´t know." "Eat with you." "Funny how we met eachother, isn' it?" "No, it´s not funny at all." "It was now or never." "We can see it like that too." "We can go on A journey." "With your 10,000 Francs?" "I don´t want to go anywhere." "And I have to be in the Vosges" "I don´t want to screw Noêlle." "We can stay together till then." "Too bad for her." "Damn, I am scared." "What a funny feeling." "It´s going pretty fast actually." "You were standing to close to me." "I could have shot off your arm." "Because of that experience were getting better." "What did you think about it?" "Immediately afterwards I felt bad." "Really bad." "I wanted to sit down and cry, end of the world atmosphere." "But now I feel very good." "I would almost feel like doing it..." "Again, right?" "Awkward." "We don´t know if they are looking for us." "Don't forget that cops are stupid by nature." "But they're also very diligent." "And we weren´t very cautious either." "You have to be sharp." "From now on we have to drink a lot." "And catch some guys." "The more you fuck..." "The less you think and the better you sleep." "What would be fun is if you do 69 with us." "Fuck off." "Did you see how that dick went down." "With his expensive suit." "Hello..." "Boom." "The face he made." "Stupid fuck." "Where are we going?" "How would I know." "Where luck takes us." "And we´ll let the "you can fuck off" side of our souls go it´s own way" "I have cut myself everywhere." "It´s crazy like that." "You don´t know anything, it´s cool." "We are far from the Vosges." "We have to be there at the 13th." "What do we have to do there?" "It´s far away, it´s cold and ugly." "We have an appointment there with Noëlle, right?" "Yes, I forgot." "I would advise you to use the Beretta 92f, with the Pachmayr grip, totally stainless steel." "It´s one of my favouite guns." "It´s very virile." "I think it´s great." "You push the magazine deep into the end you pull the sledge back, unbolt on the side." "And the gun is ready to fire." "Remember to push the magazine into the end hard." "Pull the sledge and unbolt" "And if your husband...." "And if his wife likes to shoot dickheads?" "We don´t have the right answers at the right time." "But we do have the right actions." "That´s a start." "And we aren´t doing it that bad." "No." "But those people are going to die." "The dialogs need to have some level." "Crucial to death." "Will we prepare some lines?" "Ofcourse not." "Then we wouldn´t have any ethics." "Don´t forget to buy some drinks." "Did you buy drinks?" "Yes." "As a kid I spilled my drinks on purpose to get my mom mad." "She got sick of it." "Damn, I am getting anxious to fuck." "Thanks." "You´re not playing?" "You want some coins?" "You will bring me some luck." "Only your dick, nothing else." "But that´s dumb." "Safe sex." "Can´t do that anymore." "I can´t do this." "It´s against my principles." "You can´t get it hard." "That´s boring." "I don´t know what´s wrong." "Maybe if you do it with your mouth for once..." "You are lucky I have a female concious, pal." "Bitch." "That´s filthy." "I don´t get what´s so funny about that." "Damnit." "I chocked myself.." "Bitches." "Filthy fucking whores." "I didn´t say you could leave." "What we didn´t like about you, was your condom." "You have been revealed, pal." "Your a condom dick." "You can´t just go around fucking unknown girls." "Because you never know who your dealing... pal" "With killers of condom-dicks." "Yuck..." "Terror in the city." "is our picture included?" "No one will recognize us" "We are just two girls, one big and one small." "Do you want to feel my balls against your ass?" "Fucking bastard." "Do you know the way to Biarritz?" "No, I don´t see the signs." "You´ll have to tell me the way." "Me?" "Are you crazy?" "Just drive." "I have to tell you." "Will you just leave me like that?" "Hello." "Can we get a room?" "The best looking room." "the best..." "There´s no better room." "Are there drinks in the room?" "No, But We have drinks down here." "How much?" "For the best room?" "800 Francs." "This is a nice Hotel." "Very nice." "OK..." "See you later maybe." "Don´t you think it´s weird that nothing is happening?" "You always have strange thoughts about "nothing happening"." "That we are sitting in a hotel doing nothing after all this." "Like everything is allowed." "Tactically, it´s not good to think about things like that." "Right." "We have to remain mentally strong." "Why not start ruining your Jack with Coke." "I do what I want." "Excuse me...." "I am thisty." "You are thirsty?" "You want a beer?" "Good evening." "One beer, please." "Good evening." "Where are you going?" "To the room." "I am going with you." "Thanks, bye." "Damnit." "Too bad for them." "Good evening." "Gendarmerie." "Do you have your license and registration?" "Ofcourse" "They should be in my purse." "Sorry." "I hope you are not leaving me?" "I also know who you are." "For being on the run like this, you don´t look that scared." "That´s because of our shortage of fantasy." "You are going too far." "Everyone is scared to die or to end up in prison." "It´s not about that." "Nobody escapes from it." "I don´t know, but on tv they said you shot a man and a woman without a reason." "Does it have a better morals" "We don´t have extenuating circumstances." "If I would have met you on the bus, I wouldn´t have wondered that much." "That´s the ultimate trick." "Come, girl..." "Come on." "We are going to bed." "Are you coming?" "Are we going to bed?" "Good night, girls." "See you tomorrow." "He reminds me very much of my brother." "Reminds me of the house we will get sometime." "Thank you." "You too?" "Why don´t you go passed the border?" "Too silly." "And what would we do somewhere else?" "I don´t believe is somewhere else." "You can´t just sit here without doing anything." "That can´t be." "Yes it can." "You can´t just wait untill they catch you." "I am hesitating between jumping from something or burning alive." "But to just sacrifice yourself is too arrogant." "After our first meeting in Vosges I vote for a jump without a cord." "It´s a miracle that we´re still here." "I want to end it just as good as it all started." "A joke has to have a good point." "You will have to push me before the jump." "I´m too affraid." "I don´t get it." "Don´t worry, I will push you." "We should write the press a letter too." "They jumped without a cord." "Or else they will just make up something." "Yes, communication is important." "Concentrate." "I don´t have all day." "Now I missed it." "Concentrate please." "Don´t talk to me like that." "You think your brave?" "What kind of guy is it?" "An asshole." "I am glad you are paying him A visit." "Did he do something to you?" "Getting on my nerves." "I wouldn´t gladly get on your nerves." "And the volt is there." "The dick lives in a huge castle." "Good morning." "Hello, sir." "We work for the inquiry firm Lpsos." "Would you be so kind to answer some questions about culture-consumption?" "Sure." "Come in." "Thank you." "There we go." "I am ready." "Then we can start immediately." "I don´t have a tv, but I have heard about you." "I had someone else in my mind though." "I wouldn´t have expected to meet you either." "I won´t ask how you know me." "that would be misplaced." "I don´t know anyone like you." "You must be different than others." "What you do, is extremely violent." "You must have suffered very much to become violent like that." "I don´t know what you went through and I don´t know why I trust you." "Open the safe, pal." "you are An open book to me." "I would be glad to make a deal with you." "Get out of the way, asshole." "Unbelievable what he was talking about before he opened that damn safe." "You already look a lot worse, fucker." "No, I won´t kill you." "Thank you." "Hey, sis kill that son of a bitch." "Good evening." "Champagne, please." "Later." "I will have a walk around -here." "Fuck off." "Keep your dirty hands off me!" "This a fuck club here, not a Mosque." "Act like a pig, dickhead." "Act like a pig!" "Strip those pants." "Yes, they must have coffee." "And with a little luck, we will get some bread too." "Then we can stay together." "This is not the moment to give up." "I can´t use that." "Don´t move!" "Where is she?" "Back off, nothing to See here." "Don´t move." "Please move back." "Don´t move." "Where´s your friend?" "where is your damn friend?"
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"Wow!" "That was wild!" "Something must be wrong, that was the worst slide I've ever had!" "Yeah, well, I've had worse." "It closed." "Yeah, I noticed." "Look, did you see Quinn and Maggie go in on the other world?" "They were right behind me." "I'm sure they made it!" "Okay." "Maybe they got separated away from us." "That's happened before." "Quinn!" "Maggie!" "What if they missed the jump?" "You got the timer?" "No." "Quinn's got it." "Q" " Ball!" "Maggie!" "Maggie!" "All right." "Okay, look." "That leaves two choices." "Either they got left back there." "Which means they're stuck there for 29 years." "Or they got dropped off someplace on this world." "I choose the second." "Yeah." "Let's see what kind of world this is." "What if you found a portal to a parallel universe?" "What if you could slide into a thousand different worlds where it's the same year and you're the same person, but everything else is different?" "And what if you can't find your way home?" "Okay, things seem pretty quiet now." "Maybe the explosion was some kind of accident." "I don't know what the devil that was, but it was no accident." "Somebody out there is very angry." "I can't believe Quinn and Maggie didn't make the slide." "This isn't happening to us!" "Yeah, well, get used to it." "Damn!" "Either they missed that slide or they got trapped inside and dropped off at another world or someplace on this one." "Q" " Ball's got the timer." "And we're stuck in the middle of somebody else's war." "Is there an upside to this?" "Not really." "You made it Quinn." "Maggie." "Maggie." "Whoa!" "We thought we lost you guys!" "It's good to see you guys, too." "But what's the big deal?" "Really." "It's not like we weren't just with you." "Yes, it is." "Look, you don't understand." "The vortex is acting weird." "It opens." "It closed." "It opens." "It closed." "It was filled with turns, drops and electric charges." "What are you talking about?" "Really, I didn't see anything like that." "The slide seemed perfectly normal." "In fact, it was a little more comfortable than usual." "No, guys." "You don't understand." "There were two different slides." "Ours was rough and different." "Yours was the same." "It was normal." "Doesn't seem to be any malfunction." "Yeah." "Maybe you guys just hit a detour." "You got the high-priced ride." "Extra thrills at no extra charge." "That ride was no thrill." "Yeah, well, that last world we were in was no thrill either." "I'm so glad we're out of there." "Oh, yeah?" "You okay?" "Those guys were pretty rough." "I was holding my own till you got there." "You always do." "Look, how much time we got on this world?" "Twelve hours." "What kind of place is this?" "You're not gonna like it." "Company move!" "Company move!" "Go!" "What's going on?" "Hey, you people better get off the street." "What's the problem, Lieutenant?" "Some B-1 snipers in that tenement." "They've got an anti-tank weapon." "We were looking for the Chandler Hotel." "Better stay on this side of the street." "The Chandler's clear, last I heard." "Hurry." "What is it?" "I'm just tired." "Lost my voice." "When are we gonna slide into a world where nobody's killing each other?" "I don't know." "Uh, we'd like a suite." "1215, if available." "Damn!" "Piece of crap!" "You're joking." "I don't think so." "Look, we never joke about hotel suites." "We've got plenty of cash, for a change." "All the suites were split up years ago." "Nobody could afford them." "Gomez!" "Yeah." "This place has changed since the last time we were here." "I've never seen you here before." "Well, you must have something." "Some room, somewhere." "Anything's better than a cot in the lobby." "You have the Ambassador level." "The Deluxe Economy level." "Or the Regular Economy." "All right." "Ambassador." "Shoot the moon." "Hey, we even have a key to the shower room for the Ambassador." "Shower room?" "Yeah, unisex." "But you can hang up a sign for privacy." "We need to fill out a card?" "Nah, nah, nah!" "Pay in advance." "And I don't care who you are." "Hey." "Personal Entertainment center?" "It's a wind-up model." "Just turn that thing power goes around there." "Then, yeah." "Works good." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Hi-fi stereo." "Uh, Remmy." "Why don't you check this place out?" "I'm gonna get Maggie up to the room so she can lie down." "Yeah." "Can I get a draft?" "We've got a bullet hole in the satellite dish." "But Larry tells me it won't affect transmission." "Did Bernie get through to Dornan?" "Look." "The story's one-sided without some kind of comment from the guy." "And tell Bernie I want to lead with footage of that B-1 Bobbie on fire." "Oh." "What can I tell you?" "It's a war." "Tough assignment?" "Not bad." "Nothing like Detroit after the war with Canada." "Yeah." "Detroit was a mess." "You up there?" "No, no." "Wars and me, we don't get along." "That's why I try to stay away from it." "So what are you doing in this one?" "Well, I'm just passing through." "Sort of been out of touch lately." "You see, I'm a marine biologist." "I just spent the past year underwater on the coast of Japan." "They don't get CNN in Japan?" "Yeah, but it's in Japanese." "You're a reporter?" "Caroline Tatashore." "Rembrandt Brown." "So maybe you could, uh, bring me up to date about what's going on around here." "Where do you want me to start?" "The invasion or the stock market crash that caused it?" "The crash?" "Yeah, yeah." "I heard about that." "Just not clear on why." "Microsoft went under." "Took the whole market down." "President of Mexico thought he might have a shot at taking back some land he said we stole." "Those guys have been waiting for a shot at us." "Marvin, another shooter." "Please." "Yeah." "Make that two." "And the Mexican army didn't know every man, woman and child in the state has an automatic weapon." "It's a law." "And they ran into the Willie Nelson Suicide Brigades." "Drove them right back across the Rio Grande." "Yeah, don't mess with Texas, huh?" "You do pretty good work." "Mmm." "I'm a journalist." "Since we're not gonna be here long, and given the gunplay on the streets," "it's probably a good idea for us to lie low right here." "Any better?" "I'm not dizzy anymore." "I'm just really tired." "Yeah." "Me, too." "I guess that fight on the last world took more out of me than I thought." "I am gonna catch some z's." "Yeah, if I just lie here for a while I'll be fine." "Attention." "Attention." "New curfew hours have been published for the Nuevo Los Angeles." "Due to an increased unrest in the northern San Fernando Valley, all residents must be off the streets at night by 9.00." "Once again, the ELL ruling council has turned down demands for bilingual education in the north Valley schools." ""This is a Spanish-speaking "country, "" "Commissioner Reyes told reporters," ""And you Anglos "had better get used to it. "" "California governor Robert Dornan made a broadcast today." "Hey." "They sacked out?" "Yeah, they both seemed pretty tired." "Yeah." "Too many worlds at war." "It's bound to wear you down." "All right." "Look, I'm beginning to get a take on what happened on this world." "I ran into a reporter down at the bar." "She was throwing down tequila like they're running out of cactus." "You like Vienna sausage?" "Never had it." "I better skip that." "Anyway, Mexico invaded." "All the fighting that's going on out there in the streets?" "Those are guerrillas named B-1 Bobbies." "They're named after the governor." "A Robert Dornan." "And he's upstate somewhere underground." "And he refuses to let the UN weapons inspectors in." ""These beets are chemically preserved" ""and will retain their wholesome color" ""long after they are no longer safe to eat. " Oh." "So I think it's best if we stay low until it's time to slide." "Yeah, that's what Quinn said." "Yeah." "Whoa!" "Tabasco." "Better hang onto that." "It just might go off." "Who the hell is that?" "Hey!" "What are you doing here?" "I think this place is haunted." "Again?" "I've checked all over the lobby." "I talked to the clerk and to the reporter." "No one's seen a man with that description." "Like I said." "It could have been a ghost." "Yeah, well, I don't even think about that right now." "Look, does 50 bucks for a handful of ice cubes sound right to you?" "Quinn and Maggie are running a fever." "A fever?" "Are they sick?" "Looks that way." "Wonder how it could've happened?" "I don't know." "It had to be that crazy slide." "They were all right until then." "It could've been something to do with that man." "Or that ghost." "He did something with his hands." "What?" "Did he come back?" "No." "But he had some kind of strange presence." "I don't know." "It's hard to explain." "Yeah, well, I want to land on a world where everything is easy to explain." "No more wars." "No more Kromaggs." "Just peace and quiet for a change." "Go ahead." "Go on ahead." "Go on ahead." "Go on "Go on ahead"." "What does he mean?" "Go on." "Go on ahead." "Go on ahead." "Go on ahead." "Go." "Oh!" "It's him!" "Hey, farm boy." "Come here a minute." "Does she look different to you?" "She looks..." "Yellow." "Yeah, I wonder what that means?" "I don't know." "In my world, some people looked like that when they were sick." "It's not a good sign." "Okay." "Look, I don't like this." "They're gonna need a doctor." "I'm going to see if I can find one." "You stay here." "Try to keep them comfortable." "I'll be back as soon as I can." "Left on attack!" "Gotta get that guy some help!" "Now!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Gunshot!" "I got gunshot here!" "Let's go!" "Move!" "Move!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "He's hit!" "He's hit!" "The sniper's down!" "The sniper's down!" "Watch for more!" "Heads up!" "You okay?" "Yeah." "But why was he shooting at me?" "Maybe he thought you were Latin." "Maybe it's just your turn." "Okay!" "Let's move it out!" "Red Flower." "This is Red Flower advance." "Sniper rubbed out." "Marshall building." "Street clear." "Hey, look." "I need your help." "You've been helped." "Yeah." "I know that." "Thanks." "But I've got friends over here at the hotel who are sick and need a doctor." "Yeah, good luck on that." "Look, I was told that you people here have medics." "Can't spare any right now." "And now for a news update." "Sporadic sniper fire continues in Pacoima." "But this morning the UN spokesman reported that the area is fully under peacekeeper control after last night's B-1 Bobbie raids all through the north Valley." "California governor Robert Dornan made a broadcast today." "Avocados actually got to them instead of being diverted to the Dornan's inner circle and his..." "Okay, Hale." "Take the point." "Take the point!" "Man on the left!" "Man on the right!" "Move out to the right." "Move it on up!" "Move it on up!" "Turn it." "Turn it." "Sniper!" "You want one?" "I owe you." "Get me to the doctor and I'll get you one." "Thank God you're here." "I think they're getting worse." "Where'd you find a doctor?" "A friend of his owed me a favor." "So can you tell anything, Doc?" "In a moment." "In a moment." "Interesting." "Very strange, but interesting." "What?" "What's interesting?" "Yeah?" "What's very strange?" "The yellowish skin is indicative of liver failure." "There is edema in the lower extremities, which could indicate congestive heart failure." "Then there are the eyes." "Well, what about the eyes?" "The cloudiness." "That's rather advanced cataracts." "What?" "What do you mean?" "I have never seen anything like this in subjects so young and" "I cannot be sure without doing some blood work." "But," "I would have to say that your friends seem to be dying of old age." "I've never seen anything like this." "They can't be dying." "They're still very young." "Look, when we got here less than five hours ago they were fine." "Now this just came over them." "Now, how is that possible?" "Were they outside a lot?" "No, once we got into the city." "We came straight to the hotel." "Wait a minute, what's wrong?" "It just occurred to me that this could be the result of some sort of biological weapon." "We suspect the guerrillas have them." "But they have never been crazy enough to use them." "We could all be at risk here." "I'm gonna have to report this to the senior medical staff." "We're gonna have to put your friends in quarantine." "Will they get treatment in quarantine?" "Yeah, and how long will it take?" "You haven't been listening to me." "There is no treatment." "Your friends are dying and we have to isolate them to prevent this thing from spreading." "We probably won't know for certain until an autopsy." "Mash 105." "This is Kurtz." "We have a possible bio-chemical contamination." "Chandler Hotel." "Code red security." "Code red." "Wait a minute." "What is that?" "I told you." "Quarantine." "No one will be allowed to enter or leave the hotel until the subjects are isolated." "Okay, what do we do now?" "They're dying." "We're under armed guard where we cannot move." "How long till the slide?" "Seven hours." "Okay, look." "If they get us to a hospital, we're gonna have to try to stay together." "If they try to separate us, like try to put them in some kind of isolation, we won't be able to take them with us." "Then what?" "We stay here with them?" "For 29 years?" "Oh, man, it's bad, it's bad." "I think I've figured out a correlation between the appearance of that ghost-like figure and Quinn and Maggie's condition." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "When I tried to manipulate the coordinating functions," "I found some strange read-outs." "At first I thought it was caused by something that happened in that rough slide we made." "But then I saw that the energy spikes were recorded at the same time that we saw that ghostly image." "I can't read that." "What is it you think you've found?" "Somehow I think the appearance of that figure is linked to the energy spikes." "Which means I think he's either somehow linked to the slide or another world." "I still don't see how that could help us." "Your friend is quite right." "Oh, no." "Don't be frightened." "I'm here to help." "Who are you?" "Where in the devil did you come from?" "I'm a trans-dimensional traveler." "Just like you." "It's not easy to explain what has happened here." "I only just figured it out myself." "And I'm sorry that I had to appear so ghost-like before." "But I had to make certain that I maintained a link." "You know, just an anchor, if you will, to my own world while traveling to this one." "All right." "During your last trans-dimensional journey..." "We call them slides." "Oh, I see." "All right." "During your slide, then, something odd happened in the electron field of your friends' physical composition." "I knew there was something weird that happened with that." "You see, you two weren't affected." "But they were spun off and became the focal point of a kind of bubble universe." "But, forgive me if this isn't quite clear." "But I'm still working out the physics myself." "You're a physicist?" "Sorry." "Forgot to introduce myself." "I'm Thomas Mallory." "Mallory?" "On the world I come from," "I'm their son." "All right, look, I know this must be a little bit of a shock to you, but look, if you want me to help them, you have to help me." "How?" "I think I can make the necessary calculations with your equipment." "Our equipment?" "Your sliding device." "Oh." "I had a laptop computer in the last world." "But a Navajo shaman took it apart." "Yeah, well, this will just have to do." "Here." "The UN soldiers are setting up a perimeter around the hotel." "The medic that we had here wants to put Quinn and Maggie into some type of quarantine." "Maybe us too." "We can't let that happen." "Unless they are reunited with their other selves, they will die." "Then we have to get to work." "So, a lifetime on your world, if I understand this, is maybe like a dream to this Quinn and this Maggie." "That's an excellent analogy." "Your friend's a philosopher." "Sometimes." "Hi." "Hi." "I..." "I got this." "It's okay." "Shall we go?" "My father wants you to come inside so he can meet you." "Your father, the general, wants to meet me now?" "But we'll miss the grand march." "Oh, come on." "Don't be silly." "If he asks you if you're joining the Service, you tell him the Marines." "And if he starts complaining about the Democrats, you just kind of nod, all right?" "Oh, you do own a gun, don't you?" "Let's just enjoy the view for a minute." "Why?" "Is it going to change soon?" "No." "No." "It's just that things are moving very fast for us, aren't they, Maggie?" "Do you like the way they're moving?" "I do." "I do." "Then what difference does it make how fast they move?" "This is getting serious, isn't it, Maggie?" "Yes." "Does that worry you?" "No." "No." "It scares the hell out of me." "Where are we going, Maggie?" "Well, it looks to me like we're going a long way." "What does that mean?" "Marriage?" "House?" "Kids?" "It usually does." "I don't know if I'm ready for all that." "Well, you don't get all of it at the same time." "In stages." "First we get engaged and plan a wedding..." "Hey, put the top up." "According to Isaac Newton, everything attracts everything else." "So how come I'm only attracted to you?" "That's because Einstein changed all the rules." "According to him, space and time are curved near heavy masses." "You're not so heavy." "Only on the outside." "On the inside I weigh more than 1,000 suns." "So do you." "Do you want children?" "Of course." "Don't you?" "We need some time to ourselves first." "Don't you think?" "I mean, I gotta finish grad school and then I want to get hooked up with a good research department somewhere." "What?" "Now you want to teach?" "Last summer, when you had Doctor Feynman, you wanted to do pure research." "I've never heard you so excited about anything." "Feynman had that effect on us." "And if I could get a job at Caltech, I could do both." "A boy." "What?" "You were thinking, "I wonder if she wants a boy or a girl."" "How did you know that?" "I don't know." "Maybe it has something to do with your "heavy mass"" "and my "curved space"." "So now you can read my mind?" "Sometimes." "Okay, where do I want to go tonight?" "Um, you want to go to that place by that thing that you like." "Underneath the..." "Behind the..." "Yeah." "We always talk about what I want to do." "What do you want to do?" "Fly like a bird." "Mom became a pilot." "Our Maggie was a pilot, too." "Combat with the Marines." "You know, there is no your Maggie or my Maggie." "They're not duplicates." "They are themselves." "Only split off." "I think the world that Maggie and Quinn created was in response to some deep longing," "maybe a need for peace." "A way out of harsh, real worlds like this." "You mean, you can wish a whole world into being?" "Why not?" "Well, no sign of an ambulance or a hazmat team yet." "Maybe this air raid is holding them up." "You know, Dad used to talk about you a lot." "You know, you're my uncle." "I hadn't really thought about that." "Good luck!" "Bye!" "They, look beautiful!" "Yeah!" "Bye-bye!" "They were supposed to honeymoon for a week in Bermuda." "But they came home after a couple days." "Dad had got an idea for a new formula for relativistic energy and needed his computer." "I don't want you to get the idea that Dad neglected Mom for his work." "She was very happy." "So was I when I came along." "Oh!" "They named me Thomas Michael." "Thomas for the general, Michael for my father's dad." "Your dad." "Hey, come here." "Come here come here." "Come here." "I think I was a year and a half when dad started planning my NFL career." "Good one." "He's such a smart guy." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "It seemed like only an instant." "In a way, it was." "Till I had my PhD in physics, just like Dad." "Of course." "No one could ever be "just like Dad"." "He was one of a kind." "After I left home," "I always wrote Mom and Dad so they could keep up with my work." "I got a great job in biophysics at the South Pole." "At least I thought it was a great job." "A lot of my colleagues complained about the weather." "Mom and Dad were always very much in love with each other" "that never wavered." "And now, that life is almost over." "I think I've got it." "You were right about this complex conjugate." "It folds right back into this other data." "Of course, there's a problem." "I knew there would be." "Can't be helped." "What?" "What problem?" "The only way to save our Quinn and Maggie is to reunite them with their other halves." "You see, these are the real Quinn and Maggie." "The bubble universe where I was born and grew up" "isn't real." "Not in a material sense." "By reuniting the two entities, your friends will be regenerated, the life drain will stop," "and they will live." "Of course, it's just a theory." "Yeah, but a good one." "I like it." "Now, will it work?" "If it does, there'll be a terrible price." "If it works, the bubble universe and everything in it" "will cease to exist." "Including you?" "Yeah, well, we'd better do something." "The medical team is already here." "Looks like they're suiting up for germ warfare." "They're not taking any chances." "My parents had a rich and full life." "Lives that Maggie and Quinn would have wished for." "But now, it's time to break the link." "And let your friends return to this life." "What about you?" "Without your friends, my parents and their world would never have existed." "Without my parents, I wouldn't have existed." "Look, how close are you guys?" "Look, I'm gonna need a second." "I just want a few minutes of your time." "Look, not right now." "Look, just a statement." "Look, we know that the guerrillas are using biological warfare and we think that your friends are involved." "Look, no comment." "Look, the UN has sealed off the hotel and the medical hazmat team is coming up." "I just want the story." "Look, there is no story." "Someone is over-reacting." "In a few minutes, the military police are going to get your sick friends to a sealed biomedical lab." "And everybody else in this room is going to be arrested." "Don't you want to get your story out there?" "He said no comment!" "All right." "If our numbers are right, and I programmed the right coordinate," "I'm ready to transport me and your friends back to my world." "Can you take us with you?" "Yes, but it's dangerous." "Look, Rembrandt..." "You never existed on the bubble world and your presence there now might upset the whole process." "You might even be eliminated along with that world." "What about Quinn and Maggie?" "What would happen to them?" "They'll return here because in reality, they never left." "But they would still live?" "That's the theory." "All right, military police." "Everybody, clear out!" "Okay." "Look, if we go with you we're not sure what's gonna happen." "Let's move it!" "Everybody." "Clear out!" "Right now!" "If we stay here, we do know what's gonna happen." "It's not an easy selection." "Open the door this is the military police." "We can't let them die!" "Open the door!" "This is the military police!" "We're gonna count to three and we're gonna knock this door down." "One!" "Here goes..." "Two!" "Everything." "Three!" "Dad." "Mom." "You made it." "I knew they would." "I knew Thomas would find a way." "You were always a bright boy." "You look just as I remembered." "Maybe even a little better." "Tsk, behave yourself, Quinn." "A little dignity, please!" "I've always had a little dignity, my dear." "Just enough to get by." "Who are they?" "Uh, Dad..." "Friends." "This is Rembrandt Brown and Dad, this is Uncle Colin, your brother." "This is more than I could have hoped." "Will the fabric of this cosmos handle the extra mass?" "I haven't had time to refine the calculations." "They're taking a great risk." "You were always like that." "I don't know what to say." "I do." "Thank you." "You gave us a wonderful life." "And because we lived it, so, in a way, did you." "And you'll remember." "But now, it's over." "Everyone who's ever lived has known from the beginning that there would be an end." "And some of us still wouldn't believe it." "It must be very strange to see your future." "Yes." "But not at all troubling." "I don't know." "I feel, um, at peace, somehow." "Good." "And you mustn't feel at all bad about what is to happen." "We have lived long and well." "Worked hard." "Had more than our share of good times, too." "And a loving son." "Perhaps the memory of all that we have had will keep you strong." "In the hard times you have ahead of you." "I think it will." ""I have been here before"" ""When and how I cannot tell"" "Dante Gabriel Rossetti." "You do know him, don't you?" "I probably should." "Physics major." "I don't know what's happening with students today." "Physics majors should know as much about Keats and Tennyson and Rossetti as they do about M-theory." "You do know M-theory, don't you?" "Yes, sir." "It's..." "Stop lecturing the boy, Quinn!" "Occupational hazard." "Oh, I know." "Well, Mags, are you ready?" "Yes." "Thomas, for this sacrifice, there is no way we can thank you." "And no need." "Colin." "Rembrandt." "You may have given your life for your friends." "We know." "Put your hands on top of ours." "Say it, Thomas." "You know the part we like." ""I have been here before" ""But when and how I cannot tell" ""I know the grass beyond the door" ""The sweet keen smell"" ""The sighing sound The lights around the shore"" ""And you have been mine before" ""How long ago I may not know" ""Has this been thus before?" ""And shall not thus time's eddying flight" ""Still with our lives our love restore?" ""In death's despite" ""And day and night"" ""yield one delight"" ""once more?"" "Well, we made it." "We're back." "Yeah, but back where?" "You all right?" "Yeah, I feel fine." "Me, too." "Do you remember?" "Everything." "How can I have a lifetime of memories and haven't even lived mine yet?" "I don't know." "But I want to hold onto every one." "And make some new ones." "Does any of this seem at all familiar?" "How much time do we have here?" "Twelve hours." "We're right back where we started." "The poem Thomas read," ""I've been here before But when or how I cannot tell"" "But, how?" "The space-time of the bubble universe was destroyed." "That space and that time never existed." "Except for in our memories." "What's going on?" "Hey, you people better get off the street." "What's the problem, Lieutenant?" "Some B-1 snipers up in that tenement." "They've got an anti-tank weapon." "We were looking for the Chandler Hotel." "The Chandler's clear, last I heard." "Better stay on this side of the street." "Yeah, we know." "By the way, Lieutenant, be very careful today." "Keep a sharp eye out over the rooftops!" "I think we've reached the beginning." "Come on, let's go!"
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"Hey, it's me!" "Yep." "We just landed." "Okay." "Cool." "The guy's not home five seconds," " he's already calling Kristen." " Oh boy, here we go." "You don't want her thinking you're dying to see her, do you?" "Turtle's right, E. Let her think you're busy." "She's my girlfriend, idiots." "I don't care what she thinks." "I don't have to play games anymore." "Tell them, Vince." "Come on, what do I know about relationships?" "What kind of girlfriend won't come see you while you're away working?" "The kind of girlfriend in school." "I went to school." "How hard is it to cut out on that shit?" "Not that hard when you're headed for a G.E.D." "Three months without pussy, E. That's rough." "You're almost a virgin again." "Why do you think he's calling?" "It's like the guy got his hymen restored." "Vince, you ever go three months without pussy?" " Vince ain't never gone three days" " Wait, that's not true." "Sophomore year." " Really?" " Well, you had mono." " Good memory, E." " That shit don't count." "Yo, Johnny, is there another slice left?" "No, sorry, bro." "Polished it off over the Grand Canyon." "We need an Eddie's out here." "L.A. pizza blows." "Why is it so hard to get a good slice in L.A. anyway?" "Tap water." "That's why you can't get a decent bagel either." "Except on Fairfax." "There's different water on Fairfax?" "Yeah, Vince." "The Jews import it from Borough Park." "I'm serious." "If that were the case, then why can't you get a good slice on Fairfax?" "Because Jews don't make pizza, idiot." "So, given your theory, Drama," "I should get a decent pizza bagel at Canter's." " Uh-huh." " Wrong, E." "Kosher mozzarella tastes like tofu." "Tofu?" "Did you call for a car, Turtle?" "Was I supposed to?" "No, we're supposed to walk home." "Summer break's over, E. Time to get your soldiers in line." "Guy's not my soldier." "I inherited him." " Hey, fuck you." " I hate the new system." "Check it out." "You called them and asked them not to tow it?" "It would be cooler if I left it for Homeland Security to impound." "Shotgun!" "I hate the new system." "All right, so, remember-- gardener, pool guy, newspaper, vet, alarm company, satellite, Gelson's, dry cleaning, and get the MLB package hooked up." "Oh, call your boy Busey, Vince." "We're finally gonna accept that gift." "I hope it's not a self-portrait." "Turtle, will you do me a favor?" "Will you take this stuff in?" "Vince, I want his job." "The guy's sitting on Easy Street." "Turtle, please." "You're like a three-time Lotto winner." "Where you going?" "Three months, Vince." "Three months." "Yeah, you won't last five minutes." "He won't last five seconds." "What are you doing?" "You got me thinking." "Take me to Stacy's." "No, Jamie's." "No, Stacy's." "What?" "What the fuck are we supposed to do?" "Jerk each other off, you losers!" "Yeah, don't forget your bag!" " Help me with this stuff?" " Yeah." "I got Arnold." "Come on, Arnold, let's go." "Huh-uh!" "Huh-uh!" "Huh-uh!" "What?" "I have my period." "Oh, fuck." "Really?" "Yeah." "Bad timing, huh?" "Yeah." "Uh, you know." "I mean..." " Maybe, uh..." " What?" "It's been three months." "Maybe a little something else." "No." " Why?" " Because... that wouldn't be fair to me." "I've been waiting to have sex with you for three months also." "Yeah, but it's easier for girls to hold out." "No." "Eric." "I feel gross." "I feel fat and bloated." "Well, you're not." "You're beautiful." " Saturday night." " What?" "We can get really drunk." "And since you're this big hotshot manager making the big bucks, we can get a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel." "Big bucks?" "I made $6,000 on that movie." "Okay, well, we'll split the room." "We'll have the best sex ever." "What are we gonna do now?" "Just kiss." " She wouldn't even blow you?" " Or give you a nice tug?" "That's bullshit." "You act like a priest for three months, the least the girl can do is service you." "That is a little selfish." "Had I shown up and Kristen was missing a leg," "I still would have taken care of business." "You would have sex with a girl on her period?" "Who wouldn't, man?" "Hey, I've done it." "It's not something I hope for." "You guys are disgusting." "I don't think I've ever done that." "Well, you should, altar boy." "Because it's a fact a girl on her period is hornier." "And there's no need for a raincoat." " It's like Flag Day." " Except it's a week." "Hold that!" "Hey, what's up?" "What the fuck?" "Hey, guys." "I'm Lloyd, Ari's new assistant." "What's up, man?" "I'm Vince." "I know who you are." "If Ari gives you a hard time let me know, all right?" "What happened to Emily?" "I don't know." "Can I get you something to drink?" " Water." " Water sounds good." "I'm good." " What are you being an asshole for?" " Yeah?" "A bigwig like Ari should have a hot assistant to look at." "Johnny, some people probably think he is hot." "I ain't one of them people." "Come on, Turtle, let's go." "The only reason we stopped was to see how Emily treated you." "Peace." "The boys are back in town!" "You like "Gaysian Lloyd"?" "He's cute, right?" "And he covers two quotas." " Did you fire Emily?" " I had to." "To make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants." "You're not gonna try to fuck Lloyd?" "Did you really fire her?" "James Cameron stole her." "She's over at Lightstorm." "So, how was the little movie?" "Ah, honestly... one of the best experiences of my life." "That's fantastic." "But you got it out of your system, right?" "I wanted to talk to you about that." "I ran into Neil Labute in New York." "He wants me to do his play in London." "Six months, $300 a week." "But I figure with your negotiating skills you can get me $400." "And it's very well written." "Okay, Ari, I'm joking." "I'm ready to work." "What do you got?" "Hiya, Mary." "Hi, I'm Carla." "Adam's newassistant." "Can I get you guys something to drink?" "You have a "Diet Creamsicle Shasta" by any chance?" "Johnny, Turtle." "Adam!" "You have an office!" "And you've got a smoking-hot assistant." "Yep, and it's all because of this guy." " Really?" " No, not really." "Sit." "Sit." "So, I'm back and I'm ready." "Great!" "Exciting stuff going on." " Yeah?" " I'm circling something at NBC." "TV?" "I thought maybe after "Queens Boulevard" we could get a movie." "Oh, this is a movie." "A movie of the week." "But I have a little problem." "Your headshots-- they're setting us back." "I've had those shots since '92." "They've been great." "What's the problem?" "The problem is people get annoyed when they expect to see a 24-year-old." "Does this look like you?" " You ready?" " Let's go, we're ready." "This kid's got no patience." "In some countries, they would cut off your elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow." "How about I shove my elfin foot up your ass?" " You missed me, didn't you?" " Ari, come on." "All right, you ready?" ""Aquaman"!" " "Aquaman"?" " "Aquaman," baby!" "It is "Spiderman" underwater!" "Boom." " Is there a script?" " No, I know he doesn't like to read, so I got you something with pictures." "Tell him, E." "Uh-oh, tell me what?" "We know what we want to do next." "What?" "The fucking Belt Parkway?" " Relax." "It's a studio movie." " Really?" "It's big." "Show him." "What is this, some Showtime miniseries?" "Come on." "No, it's "Medellin." The Pablo Escobar story." "Sex, drugs and salsa!" "Did you read it?" "I know about it." "It's at Universal." "This movie is gonna be the new "Scarface."" "Which was our favorite movie growing up." " Really?" " "Here's the story." "I come from the gutter, that's okay." "I got no education, I know that." "There will be no stopping me." "I go straight to the top, Ari!"" "This is the kind of studio movie we want to do." " "What're you gonna do about it"?" " I'll get into it." "But I'm also deep into "Aquaman."" "I got a meeting with Dana Gordon." "Well, should I be there?" "Uh, no." "Unless you wanna pull up her car" " or serve us creme brulee." " Go fuck yourself." " Not gonna work this year." " What're you talking about?" " What did I tell you?" " I can't play with the guy?" "What's the deal?" "We gotta battle." " Go easy." "He's having a rough day." " What happened?" " He's not getting any." " Oh, no." "You kidding me?" "You want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?" "Or no?" "No?" "I thought the girlfriend was still in play." "Bad time of the month to come home." " You're like me." " Yeah?" "How so?" "I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis." "Listen, here's the deal." "I got other things to discuss with Dana Gordon." "So you set your own meetings." "But, Vinnie, the good news is," "Warner's loves you." "Know it." "This year you're going to jump to the next level, baby." " Sounds good." " Sounds fine." "I'd say hug it out, but I don't want you drawing wood." "All right?" "This is your year, baby." "Your year!" "Jesus." "Try this side." "Turtle!" "Turtle!" "What the fuck you screaming about?" " I'm right here." " What's going on?" "Everything." "Just like you asked." "It's fucking chaos out there." "You couldn't spread things out?" "I have my system, you had yours." "What is this thing out here on the front lawn?" "That's Busey's gift." "It's "a psychedelic totem pole."" "I thought he was giving us a painting." "I told him I liked that one better." "We don't own this house." "What are we gonna do with it when we move?" "Fucking leave it." "It's ugly as shit." "I told him Vince would take a picture in front of it, though." "Now you're pissing me off." "Maybe you should try doing my dog shit job and I should try being Vince's manager." " I did your job." " Not like this." "Vince never yelled at you." "You yell at a guy, you break his spirit." " Ah." " Vince, does his new title allow him to yell at me all the time?" "That was in his deal." "Sorry." "Don't be so sensitive, Turtle." " What day is she on, E?" " Who?" "Kristen-- what day of her period is it?" "Day two." "You're in for a rough week." " Not as rough as E." " Can I buy you a blow job?" "It would make both our lives easier." "Nope, I'm fine." "Don't need any of that." "Just gotta make it to Saturday night." "What?" "You made a sex date?" "He's got to wine and dine his own girlfriend?" "I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex." "Are you sure she's not trying to avoid fucking you?" "Exactly." "Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month?" " Mm-hmm." " When do you cycle, Drama?" "Hey, Turtle, let's go outside and take a couple shots." "I already took care of your head shots." "You can't let Turtle take your headshots." " Why not?" " Because you need a professional." "You want me to call David LaChapelle?" "He owes me a favor." "The guy charges five grand to set up a light." " I already took care of this, Drama." " So, I'll pay." "It's your career." "You can't fuck around with it." "It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your headshots." "And him paying for the rest of your life is empowering?" "Vince don't pay for shit of mine." "Everything's on my tab." "Tell him, bro." "It's all a loan, okay?" "So borrow the money." "It's not the money." "It's the principle." "I can't let them win." " Who's "them"?" " The conspirators in this town who force the good actors out of the business by draining their resources with shit they don't need," "like... fucking headshots." "Your headshots are taken care of." "If someone would just listen to me." " By who?" " Trust me, all right?" "See, I'm a multi-tasker." "You're a regular Martha Stewart, Turtle." "At any point am I gonna get any credit from anyone?" "We'll see, Turtle." "We'll see." ""California Pizza Kitchen"?" " Did you buy this?" " Yeah, it's New York style." "Not with guacamole on it, it's not." "You guys are all over me today." "Jesus." "Oh, come on, don't be so sensitive." "I'll eat the shitty pizza!" "Vince, you should take a look at this "Aquaman."" "It's cool for a comic book." "I don't want to do "Aquaman."" "Afraid you don't got the body to fill out the suit?" "I didn't want to tell Ari, get the hard sell." " Will you tell him?" " Sure, I'll lock him into "Medellin."" "Gracias, chico." "Excuse me, was anyone gonna call me" " and tell me you're back?" " You didn't know we were back?" "I knew you were back because Gary Busey told me." "He wants that shot with Vince." " Eric Murphy, this is Amanda Peet." " Hey." " Hey." " Eric is Vincent Chase's manager." " Oh, hey." " Nice to meet you." "You too." "When's Vince gonna do another movie?" " Soon, very soon." " Good." "You should find Vince a movie to do with Amanda." "Yeah!" " That would be great." " I'm more than a publicist." "I really should produce." "Give me your card, I'll give you a call." "You know what, I don't have a card." "What's the name of your company?" "You know what, I don't have a company either." " I'm getting that going." " I'll put you two in touch." " Okay, great." " I'll call you." " Nice meeting you." " Yeah." "You sound like a fucking moron, you know that?" "Thanks, Shauna." "It's weird." "Your eyes-- they look black in this light." " You should seriously" " Hey." "You're not gonna keep me waiting are you?" "What're you doing?" " Hey, Shauna!" " Oh, fuck you, Ari!" "Hey, hey, who speaks like that at Koi?" "I apologize." "She's in PR." "She knows not what-- You need to be punished." "Let's go." "This is retarded." "Do you wanna drop two grand on headshots?" "This won't be out for another four weeks." "What do we have to do to make sure my boy gets picked?" "I do the picking." "How do I know this isn't your signature?" "Come on, Christy, are you crazy?" "That's the classic "Vincent Chase swoop" on the V right there." "Yeah, yeah." "I got the same thing with my J." "Who are you?" "I had an unbelievable lunch with Dana Gordon." "The script is coming in next week." "And" " Kanpai" "I think I convinced her to attach Vinnie before they get a director." "I should get a fucking Pulitzer." "Ari, Vince doesn't want to do "Aquaman."" "What do you mean he doesn't want to do "Aquaman"?" "He hasn't read the script." "He has read "Medellin." He wants to do that." "Where did you get that one?" "Josh Weinstein?" " A little insecure, Ari?" " How did you get it?" "Turtle found it on the subway." "What's it matter?" "We wanna do it." "And I wanttofuck AngelinaJolie." "The only difference is, I might have a shot." " We don't have a shot?" " No-- you want to know why?" "They're out to a guy." "I don't know if you ever heard of him." "His name is Tom Cruise." "Tom Cruise is gonna play Pablo Escobar?" "The guy is not even Hispanic." "Hillary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick." "That's what actors do-- they pretend." "I get it." "I get it, okay." "So, what if Cruise passes?" "They go to Brad Pitt." "He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves." "And on down the list." " Where is Vince on that list?" " He ain't on the list." "How do we get him on the list?" "You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck." " Let's go." " All right, let's do it." "Okay, great." "I think we got what we need." "Wait, hold on a second, pal." "I got a couple of wardrobe changes." "Turtle!" "Who is this guy?" " Okay." " Suck in that gut a little, Drama." "Fuck you, Turtle." "How's the hair look?" "Good?" "Before he did "Born on the Fourth of July,"" "Tom Cruise did "Top Gun."" "Hanks fucked a fish before he did "Forrest Gump."" "We need a commercially viable popcorn flick," "like "Matterhorn" would have been." " We can get "Aquaman."" " We can get a lot of things." "Since Vince doesn't want to do "Aquaman,"" "let's talk about those things." "Really, we can get a lot of other things?" "You know?" " Yeah." " You know what we can get?" "You don't even know the name of your own fucking company." ""Stop cursing at Koi." "You're embarrassing me."" "You know what's embarrassing-- is that you are managing your best friend right out of the business." "That would roughly be embarrassing." "That is not true." "You'll be singing a different tune when you see "Queens Boulevard."" "We need a career intervention, is what we need." "No more arguing." "No more bullshit." "We're going to sit down, the three of us, and I'm going to lay out for you clearly, what our options are." "This town is littered with the trashed careers of the "once upon a time" movie stars." "Don't let our boy be a cautionary tale." "Okay." "Well, I conceptualized this when I was on a walk-about in the Badlands." "And I stumbled on this briar patch of berries." "And I ate every berry I could see, because I thought that would be nurturement from the earth to me." "Vincent." "Teeth." "And after I ate the berries, this came to me." "Each one of these represents..." "Don't ever commit to shit without talking to me first." "I gotta have some freedom to operate, E." "You gotta earn freedom." "Why didn't you get this guy to do my shots?" "He's a real pro." "All right, you know what?" "Fuck you." "And fuck you, all right?" "That's it, I'm done." "I quit." "What's he quitting?" "He gets paid?" "I don't think there's a word in the Earth language" " or in the dictionary to define..." " Mm-hmm." "...what it did to me." "But it was up in here." "It was in my heart, my spirit, my soul, my mind, my emotions." " No anxiety..." " Gary, how many pictures do we need?" "One perfect one." "It comes from the light of the sun after it's set." "It's 1 1 :30 now, Gary." "I know it is." "But we must wait for this precious time." "Well, we have a meeting." "Your meeting and your future is meaningless." "Gary, a couple more pictures and that's it." "Guys, let me ask you a question." "What's more important..." "Oh, great." "Now what?" "Got a big one for you fellas today." "Yo, "HH Bagels." All right!" " How you doing, Blake?" " What's happening?" "Yo, check it out." ""Carnegie Knishes."" "Nice!" "What else you got?" "Whatever this is." "Oh!" ""Eddie's Pizza"!" "What a score." "It's like being back in New York." " Nice, E!" " I didn't do it." "Who did?" "Jesus, E." "You never came up with something like this." "Yo, great job, Turtle." "Come down here!" "Yeah, Turtle, good job!" "Oh, any corned beef?" "I'm not coming out till all of yous apologize." "And that means you, too, Vince." "I'm sorry." "I didn't do nothing." "Sorry, Turtle!" "Now the "Lucky Charm."" "Come on, E." "Yeah, come on." "This is impressive." "Whose DHL number is this?" "It's Ari's." "I'm sorry." "I knew you would like that." "Get down here and help us carry this shit." "Yeah, that figures." "These are great." " Yeah?" " Yeah!" "Yeah, except, what's with the big apple behind your head?" "Ah, itdoesn't matter." "This is our year, Johnny." "Can you feel it?" "So, twice in two days, huh?" "Must be important." "E didn't explain the situation to you?" "Did you explain to E that there wouldn't be any lunch?" "I would have waited for my pizzas to defrost." "You didn't tell him what I told you?" "I told him you wanted to sit down and talk." "I thought we just sat down and talked." "What's the situation, Ari?" " You seem stressed." " Uh..." "Yeah." "We can't get "Medellin."" "Why not?" "Because they're looking at other people." "So call and tell them to look at me." "You don't think I've been on the phone?" "You're the "most powerful agent in the business."" "One of the most powerful, yeah." "No, you said when I signed with you you were "the most powerful." He said that to you?" " A bunch of times." " Shut the fuck up, Eric!" "Listen, Ari, snap out of it, all right?" "If they're not looking at me, you call them." "Tell them to look at me." "They'll listen to you, all right?" "We cool?" "I'm starved." "Let's get outta here." "Vince, we have to do "Aquaman."" "You didn't tell him any of this?" "No, he told me." "He told me, okay?" "And Eric also told you that I don't want to do "Aquaman."" "If we can't get "Medellin,"" "then we will wait for something else that I love." "For the past three months, while your boy has been sitting on your indy set pouring creamers and getting no pussy, I have been scouring this town for an offer." "It ain't out there." "Come on." "Okay." "Here's an offer for you to star... in a new Olsen twins' movie." "It's a love triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can tell if they are two separate, distinct people." "This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot of getting you." "It ain't eight months ago, man." "Listen, you cooled off." "The $5 million offers do not exist." "But Warner's loves you, so "Aquaman" does." "What do you think, Eric?" "We should read "Aquaman" and then see what's what." "Excellent representation." "Nice work, E." "You know what I think?" "I would rather quit the business than to do more shit that I don't love." "I've done that." "And you know what, it sucks." "I was only partially joking about Neil Labute, Ari." "I'll go do a play." "I'd rather do a play than this bullshit." "Don't forget, I came from nothing." "As much as I love the toys, I don't need them." "Well, that went well." "I don't want this to get to a place where you start blaming me for everything." "You guys don't listen to me." "Listen to this-- you tell your boy to do "Aquaman,"" "or you tell him to find other representation." "Yo!" "My headshots were a monster hit." "This is gonna be a great fucking year." " Can you feel it?" " Mm-hmm."
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"Belyakov?" "Bad dream?" "l´ll take two." "l´m good." "Got it?" "Who do you like in the fight tonight?" "What fight?" "Where the hell have you been, Mars?" "Baer vs. Louis?" "It´s the so-called "fight of the century."" "You got that right." "Joe Louis is gonna tear that fellow apart." "Damn, if you don´t got the corner on stupid." "Ease up, Fletch." "Give the boy a break, here." "Look, what these two greenhorns need is a little schooling in the manly arts." "Now look, boys." "Lesson one:" "When a white fellow gets in the ring with an eight ball... the eight ball´s got no chance." "You see, ´cause they call boxing the sweet science." "And that´s where your colored just runs into trouble." "That´s just that science part." "Yeah, but Joe Louis is a big ´un." "Bullocks." "Hell, I don´t care if he´s big as an ox." "No jazzbo´s half the athlete a white man is." "How come?" "Well, because he can´t think on his feet." "It´s his Achilles´ foot, so to speak." "Now please, don´t tell me you put any of your rag money on Joe Louis." "A couple of bucks." "That is a lesson hard-learned, my friend." ""Fight of the century." lt´s more like "lock of the century."" "Look, I´ll tell you both what, if I was you I´d put every chit I got on Max Baer." "Tears are gonna fall like rain tonight in Harlem." "Mark my word." "Morning." "Hey, Ruthie." "How´s it going?" "All right." "That coffee tastes like passed water." "lt tastes fine to me." "Well, you´re used to it." "You been here longer than me." "Sugar, it isn´t how long you been here that counts." "It´s where you´ve been before." "French beans and chicory." "Now that´s coffee." "You get used to the finer things in life, honey, there´s no turning back." "Heard from the Professor?" "Not a thing." "You don´t really think Samson did him in, do you?" "I do, and I will see to it that little shrimp picks a number for what he done." "And you can stake on it." "Maybe he run off with Catalina." "Catalina?" "That little chili pepper that danced the cootch back in Loving?" "Run rabbit the same night as Lodz." "It´s probably just a coincidence." "It´s tragic." "That´s what happens when spirochetes eat your brain." "Excuse me." "Sure are." "lt should be up under it." "Maybe give it a space to get your fingers in." "l´ll go get it." "No problem." "Don´t think I´m crazy, but I´ve seen her, too." "Who?" "Your mama." "My mother´s dead." "Hey, Sofie, wait." "What happened?" "Nothing." "What?" "Ruthie says she´s seen my mama." "l´ll go set her straight." "No, don´t say anything." "That ain´t right." "It´s okay." "When do you start pouring the foundation?" "Six weeks from tomorrow." "If you want it sooner, I´m gonna have to put on a second shift." "Cost is no object." "This is the Lord´s work we´re doing here, Mr. Bowler." "Isn´t it beautiful, Norman?" "is this the ramped entrance here, at the rear of the temple?" "Yes, sir, I believe so." "There it is." "Do you see?" "That way you won´t miss a single service." "Justin, I...." "Good morning, Iris." "Mr. Dolan." "I´m sorry I´m late." "Got held up on the road." "God almighty, it´s backed up for miles." "Folks in jalopies, on foot." "Swell design." "Thank you, Tommy." "Iris, could you take Mr. Bowler outside... and show him where we´d like to place the fountain?" "Of course." "Thank you." "Mr. Bowler?" "Disturbing news?" "l´m afraid so." "I´ve been following Iris." "Hawkins, where you headed?" "There´s a fellow I need to talk to." "I saw you and Sofie this morning." "Getting kind of close, huh?" "Yeah." "So?" "Listen, kid, she´s hurting." "She´s looking to you." "Things happen." "What the hell are you saying?" "l´m saying, stay away from her." "I´m saying, she don´t need the grief." "I´m saying, it´s none of your goddamn business." "You know, you´re right. lt ain´t." "But we both know that wherever you´re headed... it´s likely to be a one-way trip... and that little girl...." "She´s lost enough already." "Hawkins!" "Come in." "I just wanted to say I´m sorry." "That´s all right, honey." "Besides, I´m the one who should be sorry." "You must think I´m tetched." "Maybe." "Sofie... I ain´t crazy." "Close the door." "Please." "You told me once... you thought your mama had one foot in this world and one in the other." "Did she ever see dead folks?" "I´ve been seeing ´em... every day, ever since I got snake-bit." "Rousties I used to know, a couple of others." "Carnies." "Just going about their business." "You´ve seen my mama?" "Her most of all." "Well, has she told you what she wants?" "Why she keeps coming back?" "Anything?" "Nothing." "None of ´em speak." "Not a word." "They´re just... there." "You´re not crazy." "She did it, Justin." "There´s no question." "She burned down the mission." "She killed those kids." "No." "Innocent people don´t drive out to the middle of nowhere to burn their clothes." "It had to be what she was wearing that night." "Nothing else makes sense." "I always said I´d follow the truth, no matter where it led." "And now here it is, at my doorstep." "Hello?" "Are you lost?" "I´m looking for a Mr. Geddes." "I´m Evander Geddes." "Do you make masks?" "Hey, mister." "l´ll be just a minute." "I don´t really got a lot of time." "Nonsense." "There´s always time for hot cider and good company." "Now... where were we?" "Henry Scudder." "Oh, yes." ""Hack" Scudder." "We had quite a time together in the old days at Hyde Teller." "You made a mask of his face?" "Indeed, I did." "And a fine mask it was." "Exquisite." "You see, young friend, since my retirement I only make masks of children... those still close to womb time." "Their sweet little faces not yet ravaged by broken dreams." "Henry Scudder was a rare exception." "In fact, he´s the only adult I´ve done in years." "Every pore, every nuance perfectly rendered." "Have you seen it?" "l never seen nothing like it." "And I´d wager you´re not likely to see its equal again." "l bet it was expensive." "Cost a lot?" "Yes." "But what price can one place on immortality, young friend?" "Who paid for it?" "Why, Henry did, of course." "You mean, he paid for it before he died?" "What?" "My young friend, no." "It wasn´t a death mask I made for Henry." "He´s very much alive." "Damn it." "Best ride in the whole world, kids." "Thanks, Dad." "You hold on tight now." "You just let ´em keep riding and riding, okay, slugger?" "You sure?" "They´ll be spinning around for a half-hour at least." "That´s what I figured." "This is their first time up, and, well, I just want them to always remember it." "Yes, sir." "Good man." "There goes one-in-a-million." "I can´t even imagine having a dad like that." "Come on." "Your dad loves you." "Sure, he loves me, but not like that." "Nothing like that." "Of course, you can´t really blame him." "I mean, look at me." "I´m not very lovable." "That´s not true." "Not true at all." "Don´t talk about yourself that way." "Okay. lf you say so." "l say so." "Jonesy!" "What?" "Where´s Ben?" "Hell, I don´t know." "When did you last see him?" "What does he look like, a damn babysitter?" "My word." "Hey, look at that." "Nice try." "Place your bets." "Here we go." "Watch it." "Watch it now." "Why are you doing this?" "There´s no other way." "I´ve supported you." "I´ve given you everything, even this place." "The money, the temple... none of it would´ve happened if it wasn´t for the fire." "Yes, you´re right." "You needed martyrs. I gave them to you." "l did not ask you" "You never ask." "You never have to ask." "I´ve always known what you want... and I´ve always been the one to pay the price." "You´re right." "Alexi." "Alexi, please." "I will take responsibility for the fire." "I´m not one of your followers." "Iris." "If you had any intention of following through with that... you would have done it a long time ago." "If you want me to do this... you´re going to have to ask." "Go ahead, Justin." "Ask me." "Ask me to turn myself in." "I can´t." "Ask me." "Love of mother." "It´s a powerful thing, young friend." "Even the hard heart bears a soft spot for dear old mom." "is that why he had you make it?" "Yes, and a uniquely suitable gift, I might add." "She´s blind, I´m told." "l know that." "Look, I´m trying to find where he went to." "I couldn´t tell you." "He must have left something, some way for you to reach him or send the mask to." "He must have left something, some way for you to reach him or send the mask to." "Now, I may have an address." "Where?" "I´ve got some old records tucked away somewhere. I´ll take a look later." "No, now." "Take a look now." "We have so much to talk about." "I don´t get many visitors." "Look, mister, you´re wasting my time." "Please go find that address." "Certainly." "Certainly." "May I say... you have a most interesting face." "Still youthful." "Skin, soft and supple." "The address." "And yet there´s the strong brow, the cheekbones... the deep-set eyes of a powerful man who will soon emerge." "I´m sorry. I´m being foolish." "I´ll go look now." "No, to the left." "Take it to the left." "To the left." "Come on!" "To your left, for God´s sake." "Like a monkey humping´ a football." "To the left, you jackass!" "There´s too much damn static." "I gotta be able to hear Louis´s big old noggin when it smacks the canvas." "Can it, Dreifuss." "You´re wrecking the suspense." "Drink Moxie, the only soft drink with the genuine Moxie taste...." "Okay, don´t touch it." "I´m gonna go check in with the warden." "I´ll be back before the bell." "All right?" "And now, ladies and gentlemen, lend a kind ear as we bring you...." "That gal´s really something." "Yeah, she surely is." "Everything good?" "Now this next guy, he´s really something." "Handsome to the core." "Fascinating personality." "Razor-sharp wit." "He is a real man´s man, yet surprisingly... tender." "Sounds like a real catch." "He is." "He surely is." "A real big spender?" "Generous to a fault." "Must be quite a lover." "He could teach Clark Gable a thing or two about a thing or two." "Well, he´d better get his trousers off in a hurry, because we ain´t got all day." "Felix?" "How much do you owe?" "Jesus, baby, not now." "You can tell me. ls it more than $100?" "Later." "$200?" "Three?" "Come on, baby." "Get it off your chest." "lt´s four and change." "Felix." "Jesus, whatever." "It´s just a God-awful run of shit luck." "How much you got riding on that fight?" "Tonight?" "Nothing." "Not a plugged nickel." "No, I´m through with it." "No more gambling." "You better be telling me the truth." "l am." "God´s witness." "Baby, you don´t want to do that." "I should have my head examined." "Now, you pay what you owe, and then never again." "You hear me?" "Yes, loud and clear, angel." "Never again." "Quite a responsibility." "All those kids with their life in your hands, trusting you nothing will go wrong." "Guess I don´t look at it that way." "l guess you better start." "You´re the only thing that stands between them and an untimely death." "Hastings, Nebraska, 1908." "I remember it like it was yesterday." "A little girl started rocking the carriage when it reached the top." "Kind of like that kid´s doing right now." "Little girl, beautiful child... blonde hair, big blue eyes." "Flipped it over." "She must have fallen 40 feet." "Like a doll in a crinoline dress... until she hit one of them crossbars." "Damn, what a sight." "Her mama screaming, "Baby!" Picking up the pieces of that little child... trying to put it back together like a precious Humpty Dumpty." "Hey, there!" "Quit that rocking!" "Let me ask you something." "You got a fellow working for you, name of Scudder?" "Can´t help you." "Can´t or won´t?" "You gonna ride or what?" "You´re a pretty tough guy." "Always careful." "Accurately render each plane and curve." "A form of perfection that is the additory sum... of individual imperfections." "My objective, you see, is to capture the soul." "is to capture the soul." "Easy, my young friend." "I´ll be with you in a moment." "What is this place?" "My workshop." "What the hell are you doing?" "Something magical." "That´s right, keep struggling." "Perspiration opens up the pores." "Listen." "Please." "Just let me go." "I won´t go to the police, I swear." "I know you won´t do that." "No, no one ever goes to the police." "Now, don´t fret, young friend." "It´s a simple paralytic." "I just need to have you hold perfectly still." "Can you hear me?" "That was very foolish." "You could´ve cut yourself or raised a bump." "Now." "You´ve heard of plaster of Paris?" "This is plaster of Genoa." "A much finer casting agent." "Of course... I do add a few ingredients of my own." "Boiled linseed oil and a touch of beeswax." "A tiny dose of paraffin." "A little bit of alum... to speed up the settling process." "It´s lovely." "Yes, that is... lovely." "You´re up." "What happened?" "You fell asleep on the couch." "I do hope you had a nice rest." "What did you do to me?" "Nothing. I was just...." "I was here. I was painting." "You got a workshop?" "A what?" "Where is it?" "l don´t have one." "l know you´ve got a basement." "No." "What´s under the house?" "l don´t understand." "Show me!" "You see?" "There´s nothing there." "Nothing." "Perhaps you had a bad dream." "Well, it must´ve been a doozy." "I found an address for Henry." "That´s his ma´s address." "I´ve already been there." "That´s the only one I have." "Say, why don´t you stay for dinner?" "I´m cooking a brisket." "No." "Thanks. I gotta get back." "Welcome to the Church of the Air." "An hour of faith and hope featuring our own Brother Justin." "I won´t lie to you, brothers and sisters, when Eve ate the apple... man´s fleeting hopes for a life in eternal paradise were crushed." "As a result, we now live in a world of pain and despair." "A world of pain and despair." "There´s a right to the head and a powerful left hook to the body..." "There´s a right to the head and a powerful left hook to the body... as Baer is driven into the ropes!" "There´s a right cross, and another, and another!" "Joe Louis is merciless in his pursuit of Max Baer." "Baer staggers back into a neutral corner." "The "clown prince of boxing" seems out on his feet!" "Doctor, has he taken a royal beating tonight!" "The Brown Bomber closes in... firing vicious combinations to the head and body." "There´s a powerful right, and Baer is down!" "Get up, you son of a bitch." "Get up!" "Seven, eight, nine, it´s all over!" "In one of the most lopsided fights in boxing history... big Joe Louis has annihilated Max Baer... in two minutes and 23 seconds of the fourth round." "What a night." ""Lock of the century."" "Well, that´s what you get for betting on a Hebe." "What did you say?" "l´m just saying" "Max Baer ain´t no Jew." "Sure he is." "Everybody knows that." "Sheeny to the core." "So, it weren´t a... white man fighting a Negro." "It never was." "Son of a bitch." "It´s a goddamn Jew." "This way out, folks." "Right this way." "I had the best time." "Good night, folks." "Good night." "Okay." "Where is it?" "This way, folks." "This way out." "Must be nice." "What´s that?" "It must be nice being so small." "Every man, woman and half-growed tyke just towering over you... wanting to pick you up and cuddle you just like a little baby." "Yeah, that´s what it´s like all right." "Someone actually told me you run this place." "Could that be true?" "Could be." "Does it ever tire you out dealing with all the big folks?" "Sometimes." "Like right now." "You know, you´re all right." "Knee-high to a bedbug and all full of spunk." "How about that?" "You ever travel with a boy, name of Scudder?" "Not that I recall." "Now that is curious." "Because a fellow down in Loving, New Mexico, one of these lodge boys... he told me that this Scudder boy was buddies with a midget... so I figure he´s gallivanting with a carny show." "Not this one." "That´s what everybody´s been telling me." "They´ve been giving me the run-around all day." "And then I see you." "And I get to thinking, "What are the odds?", you know?" "How many runts like you could be running down... the same road this Scudder boy´s on?" "Scudder, huh?" "I might be able to help you out with that." "It´s about fucking time." "What you got?" "You might try the Daily Brothers show." "It´s a first-class operation." "He probably works for them... and they´s lousy with midgets." "You better cooperate, knee-high, or I´m gonna run you in." "If you´s a lawman, I guess I´m John Dillinger." "Save it for Halloween." "This carnival is shit!" "It´s nothing but half-wits, whores, and two-bit freaks." "You´re lucky l don´t burn it to the ground." "You bet on that damn fight?" "Weeping Jesus, woman." "Why you always giving me the up-and-down?" "Look me in the eye, and tell me you didn´t." "As a matter of fact, I did." "All of it?" "You bet your Brunswick, all of it." "You lost everything?" "Who said anything about losing?" "You bet on Joe Louis?" "Of course I did. lt was a dead cert." "You put all that money on a shine?" "What do I care what color he is?" "What, do you think I´m some kind of hillbilly?" "You see, that´s the shit there." "That´s what I...." "They´re closed." "Yeah, I see that." "You work here?" "No." "Smoke?" "Yeah, thanks." "You´re coming to the carny all on your lonesome?" "What´s the matter?" "Couldn´t find a date?" "I don´t see a gal hanging on your arm." "You got me there." "That you did." "I´ve had plenty of women in my day." "All back-stabbing bitches and outhouse whores." "I´ll tell you, kid, the more I know women... the more I like dogs." "Hey!" "I told you they were closed." "Hey." "I´ve been looking for you." "What changed your mind?" "Just something I need to try." "You seem nervous." "Cut." "The two of wands." "There´s a lord overlooking his dominion, yet he turns away." "Ashes, agony, disfigurement." "It´s happening again, isn´t it?" "Should I stop?" "No." "Keep going." "What did you see?" "Nothing." "It´s the lovers." "Attraction, passion, trials conquered." "Don´t you want to hear what it means?" "I think I know." "You were always the one who read the cards." "I poured the gasoline on the floor." "I lit the match." "I don´t know how long l stood there." "I just remember the match... burning my fingers." "And then everything caught fire." "I ran." "I watched it burn from across the street." "I needed to see it happen... but I didn´t want to hear the screams." "Why?" "I fell under a shadow." "It preyed upon me." "lt needed to be done." "That´s enough." "Did you get everything?" "Everything." "You´ve done the right thing, Irina." "You are forgiven." "is that what you seen?" "I´ve been there." "Reckon that´s where Scudder is?" "Yeah." "I´ll tell the man." "You got someone on your tail." "He´s a big guy in a brown suit?" "I think I hooked up with him when I come in." "A real peach, that one." "Smiles a lot, but he got dead man´s eyes." "Who do you reckon he is?" "Johnny Law." "His type´s more comfortable behind bars than in front of ´em." "I got a feeling he´ll be back, though." "There you go." "Got her?" "That´s gonna do it." "Straight ahead." "Which one?" "Keep going." "Over there?" "Put her down over there." "We gotta go!" "Give it to me." "Here you go." "That´s it." "Okay, set her down." "lt´s heavy." "Got it." "Right here." "This came special delivery." "Who´s it from?" "There´s no return address." "Thank you, Dinah." "Hey, kid, pick it up over there." "We ain´t got all day." "Let´s go." "Put those bags over there." "Bring it right over here." "Come on, we got a storm coming." "Let´s get with it." "Let´s go!" "Bring it up!" "There´s a bunch of poles and siding." "Let´s go, kid." "Come on." "Come on." "God damn it, Hawkins." "Quit your gawking." "Move!" "There you go."
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"Hi, I'm danny devito," "Executive producer of reno 911 !" "And I just want to welcome you and thank you" "For supporting the wonderful men and women of this force." "These people lay down their lives every day." "They put themselves in harm's way for you, for me," "For the people of reno." "I think-- because, actually, I've never seen the show," "But I've heard some really good things about it." "You hear "reno 911!" you're walking down the street." "Or a kid will be talking or playing" "Or fighting in the playground-- "reno 911!" "Reno 911!"" "It becomes a chant, a cheer." "And, you know, I'm really gonna watch the show this year." "Whoo !" "Come here !" "( tires screeching )" "Oh..." "Ah !" "Whoa !" "( growling )" "( sirens blaring )" "( siren wailing )" "Very, very big news." "President bush is coming to town," "Doing some campaigning." "He's gonna give a speech down at the bowlers' hall of fame." "We have been assigned to motorcade duty." "Whoo !" "So, yes, very exciting." "Not the driving motorcade duty." "We'll be blocking off a stretch of route 80." "So, don't throw eggs or anything." "You're all acting like" "I already chucked something at him." "I'm not gonna do that." "We can salute, right ?" "We stand, we salute." "We say, "good going, dubya,"" "And we don't say, "legalize it"" "Or "hey, look at me"." "Are we allowed to hold up signs of support ?" "We care about him in reno." "Are you gonna hold up a sign that says "dubya '04" ?" "I got one." "Then, no, we're not allowed." "How about, "I love bush" ?" "( snickers )" "Oh, you got yourself with that." "This will be a good opportunity for me" "Because what I intend to do" "Is to throw myself in front of the motorcade," "In front of the car," "And finally have a one-on-one talk to this man" "About not being able to bring tweezers" "Or knitting needles on an airplane." "Suspended." "Sheriff's department." "( monkey screeching )" "How are you doing this day, sir ?" "What happened ?" "We had a heated debate." "And then they made some points, I made some points," "The monkey had a point or two." "And then finally mob mentality set in, so, you know it." "So, the monkey went just crazy with fervor and just bit." "That's what happens" "When you make a monkey that mad with discussion." "That is out-of-bounds for a party." "Do you have a license for this animal ?" "I have a li" "I obey the law of man," "But this man obey the law of jungle." "It's a party," "And that's a monkey can make his own decisions." "I have a hard time believing" "Mob mentality, my ass, that monkey didn't bite nobody." "It was all this fella here." "Look at that, blaming it all on the monkey." "Go out, put him in, then get the evidence camera." "Bring it back, and we'll take pictures of the monkey." "It can be our christmas card, that's a great idea." "All right, come on, fella." "( indistinct shouting )" "Is this some damn costume party or what ?" "He started it !" "You too !" "Slow down, slow down." "Okay, everybody's gonna be heard." "Okay, tell me." "We had just finished doing the re-enactment" "Civil war re-enactment." "Okay..." "So, I bring my guys here" "For beer and pizza afterwards, right ?" "And so gary decides to bring his guys." "It's not all-you-can-eat pizza." "It's all-you-can-eat salad bar you pay for the pizza." "And yankee decides to hog off" "On all the pizza he wants to eat." "He starts doing this weird math where his guys," "Because of the missouri compromise," "They only have to pay two-fifths of the bill." "Okay, first of all, how do you figure fifths of a bill ?" "I don't even have a calculator." "I don't know how to do that." "So, you're getting the pizza, and he gets mad at you ?" "That doesn't make any sense." "I slopped the hogs." "He slopped the hogs, and he went off, and he attacked you ?" "He freaked out." "He picks up a piece of pizza, and he throws it at me." "It hits me right in the face." "With hot pizza- he threw pizza at me !" "I got his statement." "What I'm gonna need to do is take these guys in right here." "Hold on." "No, no, no, no, no." "You're not taking these guys." "These guys are the ones that started it." "No, this gentleman said he went and ate all the pizza," "Went crazy, and things started that way." "I'm taking them in." "But they didn't pay for the pizza." "And he threw pizza in his face." "That's assault, sir, that's assault." "What's wrong with that ?" "You like that ?" "You like that ?" "You like that ?" "( all shouting )" "But, mommy, I just got home, and I don't feel good." "Don't you back-talk me !" "You gonna get in there," "Or else I'm gonna treat you like antwone fisher !" "Now, do you want me to tie you up in a basement" "And beat you with a wet rag ?" "No, mommy, I'm sorry." "I feel strong enough to clean up now." "Well, good." "And get that oxygen tank up off that living room floor !" "Just leaving your oxygen laying all around." "What you think this is, huh ?" "I'm just trying to let y'all know how it's gonna go down" "When you get home, children." "Ha !" "So you can be prepared, huh ?" "We're in the right place, right ?" "Well, this is where we're waiting." "Yeah." "They said bush was gonna be right here." "Through here." "Through here." "What ?" "Not right here." "Through here." "Who ?" "Bush." "Oh, bush." "Right." "You ever met him ?" "Who ?" "Huh ?" "Who ?" "What ?" "Met who ?" "Him." "Oh." "Yeah." "Seen him ?" "I seen him." "Well, no, I've seen him." "I mean, I've seen him." "I know what he looks like." "You know what he looks like ?" "Yeah." "Oh." "So, what was the question ?" "I don't know." "I can't remember." "Have I met him ?" "... Yeah." "Oh, you've met him ?" "No, yeah, that was the question." "Oh, right, right." "Yeah." ""yeah" you know what the question was," "But, "no," you have never met him." "Yeah." "Okay, good." "That clears things up a little bit." "Thanks for letting me use your sword, brad." "You're welcome, gary." "Sorry I called you an asshole." "I'm sorry I freaked out." "Yeah, you did, didn't you." "We good ?" "Yeah." "How about you guys ?" "Come on, make up." "Make up ?" "Come on." "Come on." "Just do it." "Apologize." "Yeah, I'm sorry, too." "Sorry you're a punk-ass redneck." "Goddamn" "( both shouting and grunting )" "Ow !" "Ow !" "Aaaaaaaah !" "He's seriously biting him." "( both grunting )" "Come on !" "Who's a cracker, huh ?" "!" "Let go !" "You let go !" "You let go of me first !" "Hi." "Hi, craig." "Hi." "How you doing ?" "Thanks for coming to visit me." "Okay, thanks for being here." "No problem." "You look good." "Thanks, thanks." "You too." "You look kind of buff." "No, it's-- it's actually just bruises, really." "Oh..." "Sort of swollen up a little bit." "But that's all right." "Things are good." "Hello ?" "Hello ?" "Oh, I didn't know if you could hear me still." "Yeah, these things cut in and out, I guess." "No, I don't think so." "I think we just..." "Had nothing to say at that moment." "Which is normal, I think." "This is kind of a weird situation." "It is, it's awkward." "It's awkward and weird." "Yeah." "Yeah, I guess it's 'cause" "We're not actually in the same room, really." "We're in the same room, but we're behind bulletproof glass 'cause you killed a bunch of people" "And now you're on death row." "It's a little different than meeting at bennigan's" "For a cup of soup." "But you need reservations for both," "So that's kind of similar." "That's true." "This is taking too long." "I want him to see my sign" "So I can be like, "go, sharpton !" "Go, sharpton !"" "I thought about this," "And I want to start my own party." "( laughs ) what kind of party ?" "My own par-tay." "And I think a good animal," "I think a good mascot would be, like, a centaur." "I've got a frog playing a banjo on my boob." "It's a cool tattoo." "You do not !" "It'd look good in bumper stickers, I think." "Let me see it." "It's kind of faded now, but I think..." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "He's playing the banjo," "And then there's the musical notes" "( siren wails, horns honk )" "Shit, shit !" "Quiet !" "Little niñas, I said people have things to do around here !" "Sheriff's department, ma'am." "Hello ?" "Hello ?" "Yeah, I called you over an hour ago, what happened ?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey !" "You hear that ?" "Yes, uh-huh, debbie reynolds hears it ?" "You don't hear what's going on down there ?" "Listen to that." "Listen to that crap." "It's constant !" "Yeah, uh, I don't hear anything right now, ma'am." "Well, I yell and scream my head off !" "They're probably, like, you know, flipping me a bird" "And going into some room and getting, you know, a pop tart !" ""sugar me up" !" "Is that an alcoholic beverage ?" "And ?" "And what ?" "I'm not gonna make" "Are you calling me a drunk ?" "No, ma'am, that's not what I said at all." "'cause I smell it on you, too." "There's something I'm smelling." "Ma'am, are your dogs passing wind right now ?" "No, that is me." "What ?" "Ma'am, what I'm gonna do for you today" "Is I'm gonna give you my home phone number." "My name is lieutenant jim dangle." "Please call me, all right ?" "I will be here any time, day or night." "So, if I called you in five minutes," "You would be here ?" "If I called you at 12 midnight, you would be here ?" "If I said to come over and have a drink, you'd come ?" "I'm running." "Whoo !" "Oh, it's a party !" "Boy, there is nothing to do after school." "Oh, yeah, there is." "You could be part of my gang." "We go out and we go robbing people" "And stealing and stabbing them." "Time out." "Why would you want to be in a gang ?" "Make a better choice for yourself," "Because it will really piss off your parents" "If you're in a gang," "And then you would get arrested by me." "So, don't be in a gang." "You got to make a choice" "Be a square or be in a gang." "Be square." "What should we do ?" "We've been here." "Wait." "Wait ?" "We just wait ?" "What else are we supposed to do ?" "I don't know." "( straining ) waiting is what we are doing." "So, we should keep doing it here." "Maybe we should" "( roadblock collapses )" "( bird screeching )" "Did I miss anything ?" "I had to poop." "I'm sorry." "You missed the president." "He went by ?" "Yeah." "Either that or michael jackson." "Oh, fuck." "Ciao." "Not a lot of nice places to use a bathroom" "When you're out on patrol," "But this italian joint over here has a pretty nice powder room" "For a quick 10-100 or a 10-200 in an emergency." "Hey." "How's it hanging ?" "Good..." "Can't complain." "U-s-m-c." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, how could you see that ?" "You noticed." "I saw the "s.M." I saw and "s" and "m."" "Uh-huh." "( laughs )" "Jim." "Jim ?" "Mac." "Mac, how you doing ?" "So good to meet you." "Boy, you got big arms." "You got big, tough hands." "Thanks." "That's a jarhead." "Yeah." "Coast guard reserves." "Oh, seafood, huh ?" "Yeah, oh, yeah." "( laughs ) swab jockey." "Yeah, that's me." "That's me-- swab jockey." "Are you from around here ?" "No, actually." "I've never seen you." "I would've noticed you, I bet." "I would've noticed you, too." "No, actually I'm from carson." "I'm just" " I'm down here to meet an old friend." "Oh, old friend, like..." "Well, we were in marine boot camp together." "It's been quite a few years." "Right, right." "Yeah, I'm kind of hoping a little magic happens." "Oh, I get it." "You know what I mean ?" "This is a pager number," "And the best thing usually to do is just" "You type in your number and then put a "911" after it." "Means call right away." "Fall in line !" "Where's that big mac daddy ?" "Jimmy !" "Semper fi, never die !" "Whoo-hoo !" "One, two, three !" "Come on, jimmy !" "Whoo !" "Look at you !" "Let me look at that !" "Look at you, man !" "You're looking great, man !" "Look at that." "Damn. 20 years, boy." "Look at that mighty howitzer." "Stand at attention !" "There's ladies present !" "Look at-- ( smooches )" "Oh, I like that." "Hey, hey, jimmy, how you doing ?" "How are you doing, jimmy ?" "Hey." "What's up ?" "You know garcia's not "on the team" ?" "I wasn't either when I was in boot camp." "Okay, hang on to that." "Break a leg." "( whistling )" "Argh !" "♪ do do do-do-do ♪ ♪ do do do do, do do do do ♪ ♪ join my parade it's a brand-new day ♪" "Been blocking city traffic." "That's andrew, he does this every year." "And, uh, he doesn't have a parade license, of course." "Right now we're hoping he just gets tired." "I don't want to really have to..." "Run him over or anything." "So, just being cautious." "You know what we're doing ?" "We're adding to the parade." "I mean, by not pulling him over." "Well..." "Pull over, andrew." "No, you got no business here." "You know what ?" "Look, I'm gonna tell you the story." "I don't want to hear a story." "You're gonna hear my story," "Then you're gonna go, "parade proceed."" "No parade proceed." "You cannot parade in the middle of the street." "You're blocking traffic, that is disturbing the peace." "Look at all the traffic that's going." "I'm not gonna lay down with the lion when" "I'm a fucking tiger." "See that ?" "Yeah, walk away." "Have a nice parade, andy." "You know what ?" "Uncle sam's crying a tear today, okay ?" "I can put it back together." "Art rebuilds." "Governments crumble, but art rebuilds." "Which of these is illegal while driving ?" ""a", listening to music through headphones that cover both ears." ""b", adjusting your outside mirrors." ""c"..." "Transporting an unrestrained animal inside the vehicle." "I'm gonna say "c."" "Yes ?" ""a."" "Ah, it's "a," listening to music" "Through headphones that cover both ears." "You guys..." "Oh, I better start getting some of these right." "Okay..." "I'm gonna be naked in about two minutes." "Number four." "♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪" "( in kinda tight harmony ) ♪ o'er the ramparts we watched ♪ ♪ were so gallantly streaming ♪ ♪ and the home of the braaaave ♪" "Hey, gang, I heard you weren't feeling so good," "So the deputy jimbo one-man band" "Is here to cheer you up" "With a fun, old-timey irish song." "And it goes a little something like this." "♪ but if you come when all the flowers are dying ♪ ♪ and I am dead for dead I well may be ♪" "How are you ?" "Hi, guys." "Jaws of life." "Where are the jaws of life ?" "Wow..." "You guys can't park here." "Do you understand that I would only have to sign two forms" "To get you sent someplace" "Where you will do hard, hard time ?" "Well, I'm just saying" "I'm not trying to be disruptive." "I was cleaning up puke." "After I make this copy, can I get a gun ?" "Terry !" "Terry !" "Whoo-hoo !" "Terry !" "Hey !" "( shouting )" "( screaming )" "Shut up !" "Keep the noise down !" "Keep your shirts down !" "Unless you're getting paid." "That's me, swab jockey." "Yeah ?" "I love those uniforms." "They're good, yeah." "You know the bell-bottoms ?" "It's not a jarhead uniform, you guys got the real deal." "Oh, well, no." "But I'll tell you what." "You just couldn't beat those bell-bottoms." "Just couldn't beat them." "Oh, sailor boys, yeah." "Maybe you could come to carson sometime." "What do you do down there ?" "I have a flower shop." "Get out !" ""johnson's floral affair."" "I am just crazy about petunias." "I got to do this 'cause you stole my life apparently." "Please, oh, don't." "No." "Someone stole my life."
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"What is this barrier?" "It's new." "Passage must be granted by the princess or the young baron." "The old one is dead?" "That's a pity." "Are the horses yours?" "You need a permit." "A permit?" "I've passed this way twenty times without a permit." "You won't pass without a permit." "You need a permit, or you can go back where you came from." "I'm taking them to the fair." "I'll let you have them for thirty." "I've already lowered my price." "I bought them for twenty pounds only a month ago." "He can't pass." "He has no permit." "So you'll make use of this story of a permit?" "Then leave us something - the horses, the two glossy black ones." "He'll get them back when he gets a permit." "My horses?" "That's ridiculous." "I have to sell them." "Agreed." "Leave the black ones." "César, look after the horses until I return." "Where are the horses?" "The two black ones that were there." "Kohlhaas." "Governor." "Magnificent." "He's superb." "He is truly exceptional." "I don't know how you do it." "Any other merchant would have kept him for himself, but you..." "You're going to drive me a hard bargain, aren't you?" "What are you doing there?" "Who gave you permission to take them out?" "Thief." "Go get him." "Isn't that the Bible?" "You don't read aloud?" "Is it the Bible." "But not in Latin." "Would you like to read?" "Through... a... glass... darkly" "Through a glass, darkly." "It's an image." "A way of seeing the world." "Darkly." "Something that you see, but don't recognise." "An enemy." "Or a friend." "Or oneself." "I have something for you." "I don't dare look." "You know what I thought, the first time I saw you?" "If only I could touch that man just once." "He is so handsome I would drink his tenderness from a pig's trough." "You're blushing." "Are you going to make love?" "Mother says I'm not allowed to pretend to be asleep when I hear you." "I heard you." "Who did this?" "Where is my manservant?" "He left." "We looked after the horses ourselves." "We worked them to pay for their keep." "What happened to him?" "He ran off with the horses." "That's what happened." "So we caught the horses, but he got away." "I don't believe you." "Well, there it is." "Believe what you like." "I'm here for my horses, my lord." "Two sable black horses that were left with you as a guarantee." "They're in the stable." "He just saw them." "He's making a big fuss because they're dirty and we made them work." "Those are not my horses." "I left you two magnificent animals well-fed and in good health." "I want my horses as they were." "My lord!" "The princess no longer grants toll privileges." "You mocked me." "Now I want my horses." "I will go to the court, my lord." "Why exactly are you giving me this money?" "Show him." "I want you to bring a suit before the tribunal." "Demand reparation for the damages suffered by myself and César." "The right of toll collection no longer exists." "The chancellery confirmed it." "César has always been in my service." "They set the dogs on him." "I leave it to you to estimate the cost of the damages." "And say that I want my horses as they were." "Well-fed and in perfect health." "It's a colt." "It's your horse." "Watch." "He's going to stand up." "I've returned from the tribunal." "Your suit was rejected." "This is the third time." "There won't be another." "The baron who wronged you..." "He's the relative of a gentleman of the court." "I counsel you to go and retrieve your horses." "Why do you not dismount?" "I can't stay." "I must be off again." "Will you not have something to eat?" "Please..." "Don't press me." "So it ends here?" "Kohlhaas..." "Is your business so fragile that it can't stand the loss of two horses?" "Why do you not answer?" "Go and get your horses " "Which horses?" "Those half dead beasts that I left there three months ago?" "I would prefer that you leave me out of all this." "Mother, come see." "We acknowledge the suit brought by the horse merchant, Michael Kohlhaas, against his lord." "We judge that said lord, to whom he left his horses, is in no way detaining them and he may send to retrieve them or else designate a place where the lord may deliver them." "We further deem Michael Kohlhaas a vexatious litigant and instruct him to trouble the chancellery no further with such complaints on pain of imprisonment." "You're selling land?" "If you buy right now, I won't haggle over the price." "How much will you give me for all of it?" "All of what?" "Everything." "The land." "The house." "Is it true what César said?" "That you want to take your suit to the princess?" "That you're selling the house?" "Are you getting rid of us?" "Judith." "God gave me a wife... children... whom I love more than anything." "You want me to regret that for the first time in my life." "What must I do?" "What excuses can I make to the baron?" "Give me the suit." "Let me go." "Judith..." "There is an entourage around the princess." "Which you plan to infiltrate how?" "With a sword?" "The entourage around the princess is a court." "If you really want your grievance to be heard..." "My love..." "Let me go." "Go back on foot with the mare." "I'll go faster without you." "Lord..." "Lord of lords" "You who knows the thoughts of humankind" "Creator of thunder, of lightning, of fog of the wind, the snow, and the rain" "You who creates impermanent beings, who maintains them and nourrishes them" "Receive the soul of Judith." "Receive the soul of Judith." "Sprinkle her with the dew of Thy Grace." "Sprinkle her with the dew of Thy Grace." "Beneath the shade of Thy wings." "Beneath the shade of Thy wings." "Lord, there is much sorrow for Judith." "Lord..." "Let her dwell with You." "Amen." "I can stay here in the house." "Lisbeth." "When it's all over, I'll come back for you." "I promise you." "Giddyup." "The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies." "I pray to God... that He never forgive us as we will forgive our dog of a lord." "Get dressed." "Put it down." "Take this." "The baron is on foot." "He can't have gone far." "They want to follow us." "What do you say?" "So I've come, Sir Kohlhaas and I give you my respects." "A man and his horse against the entire world." "That's very strong!" "I've also..." "I've also broken the law." "Listen, listen!" "I've also broken the law." "Sometimes." "Like all men." "I want to say... if there is a just God..." "I'm not sure what will happen." "If I weigh on one side of the scales what I did and on the other side what was done to me..." "Look, look!" "Look, we've reached Sir Kohlhaas." "It's for you." "You'll have to wait a little, but he'll fatten up." "How much did you pay?" "No, no, no." "Nothing." "It's a gift." "Kohlhaas doesn't accept gifts." "We'll pay you." "Who here knows how to fight?" "And who has gone to war before?" "Do you know what the lord does to peasants who revolt?" "They cut off your fingers." "They put out your eyes." "They torture you slowly." "It lasts a day." "The death of a peasant is a joke." "I was a soldier." "I know what I'm talking about." "You, the big one, you'll come with me." "The rest of you, go home." "Er, I..." "I..." "I can fight." "Show me." "I want to learn." "I have to see Sir Kohlhaas." "It's important." "You brought the pig." "I haven't forgotten." "The baron..." "The baron..." "I know where he is." "When I was a child, a rebellion broke out in a neighbouring province a little distance away." "And one day, a beggar who had passed through that province brought into my father's house a rebel's manifesto." "It was a feast day." "There were guests in every room." "The priest read out the first article and everyone started to laugh." "My father tore up the manifesto and chased off the beggar, beating him with a stick." "Why?" "The peasants complained, in those twelve articles that they counted as less than our dogs." "I was twelve years old." "The great peasant rebellion took place a month later." "My father lost his life." "Three of our family's manors were burned and demolished." "Tell the governor that this was the most discreet thing I could find." "Hurry, and speak to no one." "What are you waiting for?" "Hurry up." "Flowers are blooming on Judith's grave." "Thank you." "The neighbour doesn't want the house anymore." "He's looking after it for you." "You can buy back the land when you want to." "You know I can't stay with you." "I know." "What do you want me to do?" "Go home." "What are you going to do with her?" "She's my daughter." "Any news from home?" "No one is judging you." "There's not one word against you." "And you?" "How do you judge me?" "The baron has left the abbey." "Is it for mother that you're going to war?" "No." "For the horses?" "No." "César!" "Two squads." "Eighteen men." "MY men." "We do not take." "We buy." "We pay the one who owns." "And we accept no donations." "People give because they're afraid." "War does not give us the right." "Demanding tolls..." "Stealing..." "That is what the lord does." "That is not what we do." "Come forward." "Your house was pillaged." "Show me the one responsible." "Do you have anything to say?" "That's your idea of justice?" "Hanging your own men?" "That's why you burn and massacre?" "It seem as though you are preparing to ravage an entire town." "All these people you're leading to war..." "Do they know what awaits them?" "What did you tell them?" "That Kohlhaas was the victim of a great injustice?" "You're a merchant." "You're business is prosperous." "For you, life is easy." "What effort did you make to obtain justice?" "Me, I see that your heart is corrupted." "That you are leading all these people into a war that doesn't concern them." "I see that the sword that you wield is not the sword of justice." "That you are not a soldier of God." "God... has been largely forgotten throughout this entire story." "Kohlhaas..." "What awaits you on earth is the gallows." "And all of you?" "You know very well what awaits you." "It's an honour to meet you." "You know me?" "I read your Bible and I read it to my children." "If everyone acted as you do there would be no order, no justice." "And you..." "What would you do if, among your own troops each one wanted to be independent, to take justice into his own hands and seek vengeance for himself?" "You would say that it is a higher power that must judge." "That no one may be the judge of his own cause." "God would help you if you knew how to suffer as He asks of you." "If you learned to endure and to bear injustice." "Do you not know that it does not befit a Christian to fight with the sword and the arquebus but with the cross and with patience?" "That his triumph is neither domination nor power but submission and humility?" "I've spent my life convincing the Church and the princes that they had no reason to fear us." "That all we asked was to be allowed to live and prosper alongside them." "Your rebellion has only set back our cause." "The woman... that I loved who carried my children went to the palace of the princess" "to beg that justice be rightly served." "Lay down your arms." "If the baron looks after my horses —" "In the name of your faith, and that of your children!" "— with his own hands." "— of all children raised by our principles!" "If he returns my horses to me in good health" "I will lay down my arms." "And if not?" "You say that you grieve the loss of your wife." "That you are inconsolable." "Don't you know that there are ways to defeat death?" "Every living species has them." "From an ant to a man." "You..." "You have the most simple." "Do not kill." "Death is a choice." "He who does not kill, does not die." "What you must consider today" "Is not your strength, which is great." "It is not the wrong of your adversary, which is undeniable." "I am only asking you to examine if what you are about to do is in accordance with justice" "and with your own conscience." "It's a fine thing to speak to the unfortunate with words that fly like arrows." "Does it not occur to you to think of your own end?" "Of the child that you'll leave behind?" "Of the reflections that will be lost to you?" "Don't forget;" "we die alone." "You've had this all along." "The princess is negotiating." "Not me." "I don't ask anything more than what is written there." "I would prefer that you agree with the spirit of the writing rather than the princess' terms." "Will you hear my confession?" "Get down on your knees." "Are you prepared to forgive your enemy to go and retrieve your horses and to bring them home to care for them?" "I am prepared to forgive those who wronged me unknowingly." "But..." "The baron..." "Let me demand that he restore my horses with his own hands." "Pastor" "Do you deny me peace?" "With God, yes." "With the princess, it's in your hands." "The Princess of Angoulême, Queen of Navarre, sister of the king accords Michael Kohlhaas right of passage so that his case may be tried anew on condition that he lay down his arms." "Should the tribunal dismiss his suit" "Kohlhaas will submit himself to the law for having taken justice into his own hands." "On the contrary, should the tribunal find that he is in the right he and his troops shall be pardonned and he will be granted amnesty for the extortions of which he is guilty in the land." "I saw injustice." "That is why I took up arms." "They will have my arms." "I'll fight no more." "Everyone return home." "No one will die today." "And those who are already dead?" "And César?" "Amnesty!" "Surrender your arms!" "We surrender our arms!" "Everyone!" "Have you turned in your weapons?" "I did." "Do you have children?" "No." "A wife?" "No." "You've kept back nothing?" "You're certain?" "I have nothing left." "That's good." "I don't know where to go." "Do you know where Jérémie is?" "Do you know where he's going?" "Michael Kohlhaas?" "Your Majesty." "Do you know who I am?" "My father called you "majesty"." "It was in my palace that your mother was injured." "Would you believe me if I told you that I am sorry?" "Do you believe it is my fault?" "The town that you were preparing to destroy before you surrendered your arms..." "I was there." "I had not as many men as you." "You could have taken by your own power much more, so why did you surrender?" "I don't want more, Majesty." "Only what is owed to me." "You are a fanatic." "I have principles." "A relative of the baron's used his position to make your suit disappear." "Did you know?" "Yes." "You are like me." "You live as much by the love as by the fear you inspire." "If you inspire only fear, everyone despises you." "Only love... and it is sign of weakness." "But I doubt you are alone." "You have armies." "You have a child." "I would like you to accept a guard." "Your Majesty, I don't —" "Men... for your protection." "Until the trial." "The baron may have found your horses." "In a poor state, but alive." "Go and identify them." "The tribunal will see them restored to you in their original state." "You shall have what you wanted." "You filled four?" "There will be four." "Two mares and two foals." "Is that why you got everything ready?" "We're going to see them?" "We're waiting for the new ones." "They're coming with us." "You're afraid for me." "I don't know." "Those are the orders." "You have your orders." "I'll do as I please." "One of your men did not surrender his weapons." "Two nobles were killed, their property stolen and distributed to the peasants." "But I have no more men." "That is of no concern." "The princess gave me her word." "The princess considers the terms of the amnesty broken." "Does that make me a prisoner?" "Get down." "Lisbeth." "It's time to go." "Where is the house?" "We're going in exactly the opposite direction." "Lisbeth!" "Eat." "I'm afraid I'll have to live with my aunt." "You can't live alone, Lisbeth." "I don't even know her." "I know her." "And the house?" "What about the house?" "Will I go back there?" "Lisbeth that's not possible." "Apples from your home." "The neighbour agreed." "I spoke with him." "He wrote you a letter with the details." "Here, at any moment, people will begin to pray." "The bell rings, and they kneel all at the same time." "I had forgotten." "Only we and the Jews remain standing." "What's coming... is hard." "It's hard for me to find..." "I don't know." "One word." "The princess intervened." "I won't be tortured or flayed" "or burned." "Thank God." "Do you know anything else?" "Yes." "Do you want to tell me?" "No." "The worst is the uncertainty." "I count." "Every day, I'm getting closer to Judith." "I'm getting farther away from Lisbeth." "It isn't death." "Death, I'm used to." "I have faith." "But knowing absolutely the day, the hour, and the manner... is the most difficult." "Kohlhaas..." "In the name of Marguerite, Princess of Angoulême" "Queen of Navarre sister of the king" "Today, I will give you the justice that you sought." "We return to you what was taken from you by force." "Your horses." "The reparation moneys for your manservant." "César had no family." "Give this to someone who needs it." "The reparation moneys for you." "Two years in prison for what he did to you." "You have what you wanted." "The horses are for you." "Lisbeth..." "I know that you're angry." "I'm not asking you to forgive me." "I was fortunate to have you." "You're very brave." "You're hurting my fingers." "I want to go." "Now." "Go with her." "Are we waiting for something?" "No." "Michael Kohlhaas" "Now that you rights have been restored to you for having broken the peace, prepare yourself to restore the rights of His Majesty the King represented here by this legal body." "I'm ready."
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"Coming up next, i want you to give a warm welcome to dj phantom." "I'm really proud of you, mate." "Great set mister oakenfold." "Thank you, man." "Let's rock this house, phantom." "That's my boy." "Come on." " Loser!" "Loser!" "Not now, come on." "No, no, no, no, no." "Shit." "Logan." "Mom, no, you can't." "I was in the middle of a mix." "Is knocking asking for too much?" "Oh, I did knock, and so did your father." "Good luck hearing anything over that." "When are you going to stop wasting your time with all this dj stuff?" "Just so you know, this dj stuff could make me a lot of money, if that's what you're worried about." "Just like my tupperware parties." "You can make $15,000 dollars a night." "Stanford does not offer a major in deejaying." "Is there a reason you're up here, or are you just up here to crush all my hopes and dreams?" "Honey, your father wants to know if you were anywhere near his car." " No." " Was Blake?" "Logan, stay away from the Porsche or your father will kill you." "He's funny about his car." "I'd like you to keep your room cleaner." " Yeah." " And you know," "I'm noticing these nudie photos." "Is Blake putting those up?" "Yeah, mom." "It's all Blake." "I used to look like that." "No." "No." "No." "No." "Logan, my website needs production value." "You need to lose your virginity." "We need this car." "Dude, don't touch it." "Don't touch it." "My dad will kill us." "She's not going to care if I show up in a Porsche." "Seriously, Blake." "Fucking stop." "Seriously, dude, fucking stop." "Okay, relax." "Relax, okay?" "Relax." "Take it easy, all right?" "Take a deep breath." "Close your eyes." "Imagine you and Lina in this car." "There's wind blowing through her hair." "Her hand is on your gearshift." "Music is blaring through the subwoofers." "I have been making her a mix." "Of course you have." "And you know why?" "So you can play it for her in this car tonight." "You show off your bad-ass dj skills." ""Wiki-wiki!"" "Spin her around, dj all over her vagina." "A little Booty action." "No." "Logan, we have been best friends since pre-school." "Original juice box buddies." "I know how big your penis is through your basketball shorts." "I could sketch it like a mug shot." "Have I ever misguided you?" "This is fate." "Don't pussy out now." "Man on TV:" "Doyouwanttoregain yourmalepowerback?" "Wehavetheanswerforyou." "Clinicallyvalidated, universallyacclaimed erectussupplimentus." "Callnow, 1-800-erectus." "Firsthundredcallers get50percentoff ." "Whoo!" "Lina." "Stephanie." " Both:" "Hey." " What a surprise." "I didn't think you guys were coming." "Hey, wanna smoke some weed?" "How about some California gold?" " Oh, my god." " That's just for you." " This is awesome." " I've got one for you, too." "Whoa, is that Logan?" "Eugene, film this." "Film this, film this." "Ooh!" "Dude, that's not funny." "That's not funny." "That's not funny." "Don't do that." "Dude, dude!" "Mission accomplished." "Mission accomplished." "Look to your right!" "Logan, where'd you get the Porsche?" "Yeah,themissionwas toget Linatonoticeyou and she's looking right at you." "She wants you." "Gointhere andgotalktoher." " Let's go inside." " Go." "I'm going to do it." "Tonight's the night." "Yeah." "Watch the car, Blake." "I will not take my eyes off of it." " You watch the car, Blake." " Stop talking to me." "Go talk to her." "Eugene, did you get that?" " Yes, I got it all." " Yes!" "Boys:" "Drink!" "Drink!" "Drink!" "Drink!" " Yeah!" "Oh, my god." "High school parties." "I can't wait for spring break." "It's going to be so cool." "Please, to do anything seriously fun, we have to get out of the United States of can't do anything." "You and ash are really going to go to puerto vallarta?" "Yes, and so should you." "It's gonna be so much fun." "Better boys." "Better booze." "Better music." "Imean,whatisthis shit ?" "Ican'tevendancetoit ." "Lina:" "I know." "Let's get out of here." "Hey." "What's up?" "Puerto vallarta, huh?" "That's cool." "That's Mexico, right?" " Have you ever been?" " No." "Oh, my gosh." "It is so much fun." "You should totally come with us." "It's going to be epic." " Boys:" "Drink, drink, drink!" " Really?" "Oh, my god." "This party officially sucks." "Can we please just get to the college party?" "Oh, yes." "Please!" "Oh, Logan, would you mind driving us?" "Yeah." "Yeah, no, that's-- yeah, I can do that." "That's cool." "Oh, my gosh." "Thank you so much." "You're so sweet." "Gentle." "Gentle." "Oh !" "Justthrowhimover,huh?" "Oh,yeah." "Shots!" "Shots!" "Hey, just excuse me one second." "Blake!" "Blake!" "I told you to watch the car." "I have not taken my eyes off of it." "Just get them off." "I'm driving Lina to another party." "Yes!" "Okay." "Hold this." "Ladies, Eugene, you guys are done." " Just a sec." " Super virgin coming through." "Thank you very much." "Eugene, you are done." "Get out of here." " Girl:" "Jeez." " Oh, god." "I'm so sorry." "It was those shrimp tacos." "You know what?" "It's fine." "Don't worry about it." "We'll get another ride." "No." "No, no, no, no." "This is fine." "I can clean this up-- it's fine." "Don't worry about it." " Oh, hey, Josh!" "Can I get a ride?" " Sure, jump in." " Are you going to thefratparty?" "Ofcourse." " Bye!" " Thanks anyway, Logan!" "I'll get us some paper towels." "I was actually going to give her a ride-- in the Porsche." " Let's turn it up." "Dude, if my dad wakes up, he'll kill us." "Jesus, you're pussy." "You like saying that word too much." "Well, that's because it takes away the power." "Pussy." "Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!" "I just want to touch her pussy!" "Pussy!" " Oh, shit." "I've got to back it in." " Pussy, pussy!" "Oh, fuck." "Dude,thisis sonotmy fault." " What were you thinking?" " I'm sorry." "Damn right, you're sorry, because you are grounded." " No spring break." " Mom, no, no, no." "Blake and I have been planning this trip for almost a year." "Then you should have thought about that before you stole your father's car." "The cruise tickets are non-refundable." "I've been saving up a lot of money." "We can't let that go to waste." "Well, you're right." "We're not a wasteful family." "We recycle." "Which is why..." "We're going to let you house-sit for a week." " Huh?" " House sit?" "Where are you two going?" "Listen, your mom wants us to pay you back for those cruise tickets, so here's what's left after the cleaning costs on the Porsche." " Thanks." " Welcome." "Your mom also thinks that i should give you a chance to earn back my trust, so have a seat." "Logan, your grandfather was a great man." "He was kind, and he was honest, and totally trustworthy." "And those qualities so impressed his father that he was given a beautiful rolex watch." "And when he thought that I demonstrated those qualities of trust and responsibility, he gave the rolex to me." "Problem is," "I don't think you've demonstrated those qualities at all." "But the rolex is at the jewelers." "It's being cleaned." "I'm not giving it to you." "I just want you to pick it up." "Really?" "You think you can handle that?" "Of course, dad." "Yeah." "I can handle it." "I promise." "Now, we'll be back Sunday." "I don't want Blake coming over, and here is a to-do list." "I want every one of these done." "Janis, i think that's a bad idea." "Kent, we discussed this trust exercise." "Logan gets to show us that he can be a responsible young man." " I'm going to miss you." " Okay." " This is really happening?" " Why talk to a closed door?" " You're taking my tickets?" " Go inside and start the list." "Take care of that watch." "I can't believe they took our cruise tickets." "Yeah, well, at least they paid us back." "But that was our spring break." "We should be the ones frolicking naked on deck, not your parents." "Need you to sign right here, Logan." "Yes, sir." "Blake:" "Sweettimepiece." "1962 rolex submariner." "Total chick magnet." "Can you please tell him that no watch is going to get a guy a girl?" "Come on." "Why do you think I do this?" "Honey?" " Could you deposit this?" " Okay." " Who's that?" " My girlfriend." "Woman:" "Willie,babe." "It'sforyou." "Excuse me, guys." " Put it on." " No." "Just put it on." "What can it hurt?" "Fine." "I'm putting on the watch." " You happy?" "Okay." " Oh, yeah." "Lina would love that." "We should go show it to her." "Yeah, let's go all the way down to puerto vallarta to show Lina a watch." "Mexico?" "Dude, that's brilliant." "That's way better than a cruise." "Puerto vallarta is a romantic paradise." "How many years have you been trying to get with Lina, and suddenly this just falls into your lap?" "Dude, we have the funds." "Lina practically gave you the invite." "This is fate, my friend." "Fate?" "Remember you said that the other night?" "Look what happened." "That's because fate had something else for you in mind." "Fate had this." "Lina would look amazing in that dusky Mexican light." "Yes!" "Yes." "I'll book us a package online." " I still have that whole to-do list." " It's a to-do list." "We'll get it done in a couple of hours, tops." "Dude, if we don't do this, we will regret it for the rest of our lives." "Whoo." "Hola, mamacitas!" "Can I meet your parents?" "I just want to congratulate them." " Girl:" "Losers." " Oh, my god." "Logan:" "That's your way to break the ice, Romeo?" "Blake:" "Dude, girls love it when you talk dirty." "It's perfect." "Sex is not polite." "It's sloppy, it's dirty." " Yeah, okay." "You're an idiot." " Lose the negativity." "We are on spring break." "You should take a little lesson from me." "Logan:" "Okay, that was pretty good." "Okay." "I don't know which one to choose." "I mean, do we just pick one random?" "Hey, guys!" "Are you Logan and Blake?" "Yeah?" "You are?" "Yeah, we are." "Um, who are you?" "The hotel sent me to pick you up come on, come on." "Come on, come on!" "You are very special guests, eh?" "Special guests?" "What did you do?" "Got us a really bitching tour." "Come in, come in!" "Come in." "Blake:" "I hooked us up, baby!" "Welcome to Mexico, guys!" "Welcome." "Amigos, my name is chuy." "Where can I take you?" "I though you said the hotel sent you." "No." "Not really." "You needed a taxi, no?" " Chuy to the rescue." " How did you know our names?" "Because chuy knows everything in puerto vallarta." " Fiesta americana." " Let's go." "How did you know our names?" "I still don't understand." "This guy's a Mexican jedi." "This is vallarta!" "Land of the beautiful beaches." "So, what brings you here, amigos?" "Iwantto film somequalityBooty." "What about you, guerito?" "He's here for his dream girl." "Her name is Lina." " She's all right." " Chuy:" "Lina." "Huh." "Watch out!" "Oh, shit!" " Oh!" " Look, look!" "Hey!" "Ladies!" "Smile!" "Hey, they're my cousins." "Yeah, your fucking cousin, my ass." "Chuy:" "So,youcametoseea girl." "Logan:" "Yeah." "It'saspecialgirl ." "Oh!" "Here we have many special girls, amigo." " Hold on, guys." " Whoa!" " Oh!" " Blake:" "Oh, shit." "Wehavearrived." "Okay, that would be fifty dollars, guy." " Fifty dollars?" " Yeah." "No way, man." "Okay, twenty, all right?" "Okay, fine." "But chuy make you deal, huh?" "I drive you all week for only $200." " $200?" " Yeah." "No, that's too much money." "Not for you, right, mister rolex?" "This isn't mine." "It's my dad's." "I'm just keeping it safe." "No problem, amigos." "No problem." "Just remember, you want anything, you ask chuy." "I get for you 24-7." "Anything at all, okay?" "Anything at all." "Call me." "Call me." "Blake:" "Look at this shit." "This is heaven." "Wow." "Blake:" "What?" "They'reeverywhere." "Come on, can we at least get our room first?" "Later!" "Welcome to puerto vallarta." "Emcee:" "Are you ready forthebikinicontest?" "Puertovallarta,Mexico, springbreak!" "Let me hear you make some noise!" "Ournextcontestant, numbersix." "Oh,mygod, lookatthat-- oh, wow." "That is amazing." "Giveitup fornumberseven." "Oh,yeah,baby." "Shakeit, shakeit,shakeit." "Checkoutthosecurves." "Yeah,yeah,don'tworry." "We'vegotmoregirlscoming." "Moregirlscomingup." "That'sright,nowwehave contestantnumbereight." "Oh,I hatemy job." "Ourfinalcontestant, allthewayfromMiamibeach , numbernine." "Checkherout!" "Justsmoking." "Guys,checkit out." "Lookupto thebalcony!" " Oh, my god." " Yes!" "Boys:" "Take it off!" "Takeitoff!" "Takeitoff!" "Emcee:" "Oh,mygod." "Takeitoff,lades!" "Whathappensin Mexico, staysinMexico!" "I'm home." "I'm home." "Springbreak,letme hearyoumakesomenoise!" "Check this out." " Eh?" "Eh?" " Mmm." "Mmm." "And... she's here." "And the blakejob knows where she's going tonight." "Canyousayfoamparty?" "Dondeestafoamparty?" " We don't have a room." " What?" "How can that be?" " I got us a package online." " Did you?" "Watch and learn, Logan." "Watch and learn." "Excuse me." "There must have been some kind of mistake." "This is our email confirmation." "As you can see, totally bitchin tours doesn't exist." "I believe you've been scammed." "Can you just double-check that for us?" "I've checked twice already." "Miss, we are not going anywhere." "So unless you want to cause a scene of thorough unpleasantness-- god, shrimp food poisoning." "Stop it." "Stop it." "I'm sorry." "One star yelp review." "I suggest you lower your voice." "Well, I suggest that you get somebody to show us to our room now or I will vomit!" "You can't throw us out, we're Americans!" "Americano!" "Americano!" " Oh, my god!" " Fuck." " Shit!" " Ah, fuck." ""If we don't do this, we'll regret this for the rest of our lives."" ""This is fate testing you."" "How could I be so stupid?" "Fuck." "We'll find another hotel, okay?" "How are we going to pay for it?" "Maybe we could stay with Lina." "Yeah. "Hi, Lina." "I stalked you all the way to Mexico." "I don't have a room." "Can Blake and i stay with you?"" "What else do you want to do, dude?" "You want to sleep on the beach?" "Fate." "Chuy:" "Amigos,you'rein luck." "Sixto find a great room for you." "Look, look!" ""Washes machines."" "Towels." "Sauna." "Hey, prima!" "Hola!" "My cousin lupita." "Hey, don't touch her, okay?" "Come on!" "Come on, guys." "Hey, welcome to the vip section." "Come on!" "Chuy:" "Hey,sorry,guys." "You sleep here, and you rest here for-- no problem, guys, no problem." "This is my cousin." "Look,look!" "Thebed !" "Muycomfortable." "Come on, then." "All for only a hundred." "A hundred pesos?" "That's cool." "No, no." "A hundred dollars." " What?" "For this?" " Yeah, yeah." "You also get this, look?" "Chuy wristband, eh?" "All you can drink, entrance to clubs-- oh, my god." "The best deal in puerto vallarta." "Chuy never lies." "Never." "The thing is, we're really low on cash." "I know, guys." "Okay, okay." "Okay, okay, okay." "Okay, guy." "I like you, so..." "I give you everything for $50." " Done." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Okay, 50, and this." " And this what?" " Your shirt." "My shirt." "He wants my shirt." " Give him the shirt." " He wants my shirt." "It'sa shittyshirtanyways." "Giveitto him." "Okay." "Okay, chuy." "Great, great, chuy." "Okay." "Shirt and $50, right?" "Yeah, here you go." "Okay, guys!" "Enjoy your stay." "Logan:" "Okay,sohowexactly doI getLina totakeme backtoherroom?" "Becauseshe'sdefinitely notcomingbacktoours ." "It starts with jager bombs, and then it starts with bold confidence." "Then you just straight up tell her," ""let's go back to your place."" " I just tell her?" " Yeah." "Tell her you're rooming with me and I've already got plans to take the room." " That's good." " That's great." " Fantastic." " All right." "Whoa." "Thisis theplace." "Okay." "Yeah, let's do this." "Holy shit, it looks packed." "You really think these are going to work?" "We're about to find out." "Come on." "Blake:" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." " Boy:" "Let me in." " Boy #2:" "Excuse me!" "Excuseme." " ...chuy?" " Yeah!" "Okay, amigos." "Girl:" "You'regoingto letthemin ?" "Boy:" "Come on, man, let me in." "Chuy's my cousin." "Girl:" "I know chuy, too." "He's my boyfriend!" " Now do you believe me?" " What?" " Fate!" " I can't believe it worked." "Chuy!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Blake:" "Oh, my god." "Behold..." "The power of the pussy!" "Emcee:" "Ladiesandgentlemen..." "Wehitturbulence!" " Whoo!" " Make some noise!" " Let's go find Lina." " Mexico!" "That's Steve aoki." "That's Steve aoki!" "One, two, three!" "Aoki jump!" "Whoo!" "Vivavallarta!" " Get a room!" " This is awesome!" "Amazing!" "This is madness." "Oh, shit." " I'm sorry." " That's okay." " Let me buy you a new one." " Open bar." "Nice watch." "Dude!" "I told you." "Chicks dig the watch." "Wehitturbulence!" "You're a rock star!" "See?" "Fate!" "Listen to the man." "You should get some action, girl." "Somanyhotguyshere ." "Blake:" "Oh, there goes the table." " Holy-- - no!" "Oh, shit, i wasn't filming that." "Go ask her to do it again." "Is she okay?" "Come on." "Emcee:" "Who's ready forthecakeface?" "You?" "You?" "I got it." "Thanks." "I got it." "Hi." "Come on, I got you." " My head." " Are you okay?" "Let me go." "I gotta pee." "What?" "Dude." " Yes!" " Enough with the camera." "Come on." "Look away, she's a lady." "Stop" "Blake:" "She's not that much of a lady anymore." " Please, can you not-- - she'll appreciate" "Logan:" "Please." "Canyoupleasenot ?" " Girl:" "You're drunk!" " Logan?" "You followed me?" "That's so sweet." " Hi, "Josue."" " Okay, you gotta go." "I'm going night-night." "Bye, bye-bye." "So much for that dusky Mexican light." "We've got to help her." "Thank you, Mexico!" "I love you!" "Hastalavista!" "Emcee:" "Giveitup forSteveaoki ." "Get ready for the wet t-shirt contest." "Make some noise, people!" " A toast." " What?" "No!" "No, Lina!" "Okay." "Just don't do that." "Come with me." "Let's get you to bed." " Logan?" " Yeah?" " Let me ask you something." " Okay." "You know when someone is the one, right?" "Mm-hmm." "And you just-- you can't fight it." "You can't fight it because you have to be with the one." "Yeah, exactly." "Then why didn't Connor come find me?" "Ah, fuck!" "Ow!" "Ow, fuck." "Ow!" "Fuck!" "Thank you, man." "Thank you." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "Who's Connor?" "I told him that I'd be here, so why didn't he come find me?" "Okay." "I'm sure he just got lost." "It's a big city." "Well, you found me." "You vomited in my mouth." "What's wrong with you?" "Who does that?" "What's the matter, dawg?" "I thought you were into that kinky shit." "You vomited into my mouth." "What's wrong with you?" "Don't yell at me!" " You're yelling at me." " Don't vomit in my mouth!" " I hate you." "I hate you." " Oh, god." " She's fine." "I'm-- - why are you yelling at me?" "I'm sorry." "Don't cry." "Lina?" "Emcee:" "I'vegotonequestion-- onequestiononly." "Are you ready to party?" "This is it." "We have a bunch of beautiful contestants right now, ready to go." "Here we go." "Give it up for contestant number four." "Contestant number four." "Whoa." "Oh,shecandance." "Shecandance." "Look at her go." "She's amazing." "Maybenot." "I'm going to need a cleaning deposit." "She's at the fiesta." "20?" " Oh, come" " I need more." "Okay." "Okay, chuy." "Drunk pussy not pussy, man." "And our final contestant from puerto vallarta, Mexico," " number five!" " Yeah!" "Getthosejugssomewater." "Oh,checkit out." "Oh!" "I thinkwe 'regoingto havea winnerhere, ladiesandgentlemen." "Ican'thearyou ." "Thewinnerof thewett-shirtcontest atspringbreak isnumberfive!" "Let me hear you make some noise!" "You want a breath mint?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Your girlfriend all right?" "She seemed pretty drunk." "She's not my girlfriend." "I love Paul oakenfold." ""Maybe love is not for me." "Maybe lovers dream things that I don't dream."" "It's a great song." ""Harder they came, harder they fall."" " Got that right." " What's that?" "You know what?" "It doesn't matter." "Everything matters." " I'm Logan." " I'm Gaby still want to get me a drink?" "Yeah." "So, where you from?" " From here." " Really?" "Your English is really good." "My boyfriend taught me." "Oh, cool." "Cool." "I'm joking." "I don't have a boyfriend." "It's still early, no?" "Nice." "This is a great track." "It's really good." "You're really into music." "You a dj or what?" "I am..." "Inside my own room." "Outside, not so much." "Well, I know the dj here." "Go try it." " No." "No, thank you." " Why not?" "I want to hear what you can do." "I do have this one mix." " Where?" " In a USB in my pocket," " but it's not finished." " Let me see it." "No, seriously." "It's not finished." "I have more work to do on it." "Why are you so scared?" "Give it to me." "Come on." "Okay, dj phantom, don't move." "You really don't have to" "dude, this is Mona." "I'm going to make her a star!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Hi, Mona." "I go to the bathroom." " Okay." " She's gonna go to the ladies' room!" " What is that?" " What did I tell you, buddy?" "Paradise!" "Where's Lina?" "She had to go back to the hotel." "We're going to meet up later." "It's all good." "Tell me about Mona, dude." "Who is that?" "She won the wet t-shirt contest." " I'm proud of you." " I've been fingering her on the dance floor all night." " Wow." " Yeah!" "It's when you finger a butthole." " You wanna smell?" " No." "What?" "You are fucking gross, dude." "I know." "It's so awesome." "You're not serious though, right?" "No, I'm dead serious." "Now you've got a little poo on your lip." "No, the foam kept it clean." "It's fine." "Shut up." "Gaby!" "This is my friend Blake." "Blake, this is Gaby." "Hi, Gaby." "It's very nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, too." "Blake:" "Whatisthat?" "To celebrate your club debut." "The dj is going to play your mix." " Okay, fuego!" " What?" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " You both ready?" " Ready." " Yes?" " Ready." "I like her!" "One for you, and one for you." "And, cheers, dj phantom." " To dj phantom." " Dj phantom." "Whoa!" "Oh, what is that?" "It is a secret-- to get your blood pumping." "Oh, it did." "Emcee:" "Andnow,people, wehaveanew mix froma newdj-- djphantom." "Blake:" "That'smyfriend!" "I know him!" "That's mi amigo." " Whoo!" " I love this song." "I love it." "Dance with me." "Ha ha!" "Yeah, Logan!" "Dj phantom!" "Whoo!" "Logan:" "Ican'tbelieve theyplayedmy music." "It's-- it's so cool." "You're so great." " You're wonderful." " Thank you so much." " Okay." " No?" " Shh." " Okay." "I'm coming up." "I'm coming up." "Okay." "Okay." "Wait." "Tranquilo." "I don't know what that means." " It means, relax." " Okay." "I'm gonna relax." " Come on in." " Nice." " This is a nice room." " Relax, okay?" " Okay." " Tranquilo." "It's okay." "It's just this is my first time." "Okay." "Shh." "Okay." "Relaxed now?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." " Ahh!" "Ow, ow, ow." " What?" "My hair, my hair, my hair." "Hold on, my hair." "Hold on." "Wait." "Okay." "Okay." "Logan?" "Logan?" "VivalaMexico." "Nice." "Huh?" "What?" "Where are you going, lover boy?" "Jesus." "Oh, my god!" "It's huge." "I gotta go." "I'll call you." "Right after i get some therapy." "Good morning." "Sorry,I musthave fallenasleep." "I-- where are we?" "A motel." "You don't remember?" "No, I do." "Yeah,themotellastnight." "Last night, it was incredible." "So was your mix, dj phantom." "Really?" "You liked it?" "Mm-hmm." "So, can we go get breakfast?" "We?" "No, we-- we're not doing anything." "I have to go." "And you owe me $300." "You're messing with me, right?" "No." "No joke." "Now, I need to get going, so can we do this please?" "So, last night, it was just-- what, you didn't like it?" "No, I did." "It was great." "Good." "Then you won't mind paying me." "Yeah." " Shit." "I don't have it." " If you don't pay me," "I get in very big trouble, okay?" "I'm going to pay you, i swear." "Just-- you better not be lying to me." "I'll be back, okay?" "Just wait here." "Blake:" "Was it good for you, you know?" "She tickle your balls a little bit?" "She give you a little tickle?" "A little pickle tickle?" "Can you just get the money, dude?" "This is it, man." "After this, we are down to our 200." "I still can't believe she's charging me." "One way or the other, you always gotta pay for the pussy." " So, how was it?" " It was amazing." "She was amazing." "No, I want details." "For $300, did you get some oral first?" "Perhaps some anal?" "Did Mona include anal?" "As a matter of fact, yes, but that's between me and Mona, okay?" "I didn't have to pay her." "What happened with Gaby?" " I don't remember." " Dude, seriously." "I want details or give me my money back." "Seriously, dude, i don't remember." "Shut the fuck up." "Hey, mom." "How's the cruise?" "Janis:" "It'sinteresting." "Neverbeenon anakedcruise before,youngman!" "Naked cruise?" "Yes,butts,penises, andboobseverywhere!" "Oh, my god." "Mom, I'm so sorry." "I had no idea." "Blake booked the tickets." "Jan, you gotta use sunscreen, jan." "You're going to burn your Booty!" "IsBlakeat thehouse?" "No, he's not at the house, because we're out." "Hey, you and dad aren't naked, are you?" " Not yet." " They're naked." "Your dad wants to make sure you got the watch." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I got it right-- whendidmenstart shavingtheirpenises?" " I got it right here." " Are you doing that?" "Um, so don't worry about that or anything." "Enjoy your naked time." "I gotta go." "Logan?" " Logan." " Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fucking fuck!" "Logan?" "Honey?" " Blake:" "Logan?" " Logan:" "Gaby, hey!" "Sorry I took so long." "I got your money." "Gaby." "Gaby, no." "Gaby." "Shit." "Shit!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Fucking god damn it." " No." " Logan, what is happening?" "Dude, she's not here." "She's not here." "Shit!" "Well, sweet." "We just saved $300." "No, and neither is the watch!" "What?" "What happened to the watch, Logan?" "What do you mean?" "Where's the watch?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Whathappenedto thewatch?" "Dude, she took it." "We gotta find her." "Well, how the hell are we going to do that?" "I don't fucking know." "I can't even remember last night." "We've got to find her." "Fuck!" "Whythefuckdid you makemewearthatthing?" "I didn't make you." "You looked good with it." "Why did you lose it?" "Thankgod, herecomesthecavalry." "Chuy,man, hecansaveus." "Chuy,you'reabeautiful littleMexicanman." " Hey!" " I love you." "We're looking for the girl from last night." "She stole his rolex." "His rolex." " She stole my watch." " Really?" " I need that watch." " Okay, who?" " Her." " Her name's Gaby." " Beautiful girl, yeah." " She's pretty." " She's also a thief." "I find her." " What?" " I find her." " Really?" "Yeah!" "Chuy knows everyone!" " See?" "I told you." " Yeah, you were right." "Thank you, chuy." "But I'll need cash for expenses." " How much?" " $50, okay?" " 50?" " Yeah." "No." "No, chuy." "Chuy, no." " 20. 20." " Okay, 20..." "And your shirt." "Logan:" "Areyousureshe 'sinhere ?" "Chuy:" "Yeah,butit willbetricky." "The guy who owns this place is a pendejo." "This is what I call a strip club!" "Focus." "We're here for the watch." "I'm focused." "I'm so focused." "Hey, my cousin." "Come on." "El guapo!" "He will take care of us." "Come on." " My cousin." " Hi." "These are my cousins from the uniteds." "Sit down." "Please, please." "Welcome." "Sit." "She's here?" "She's coming?" "Okay." " Hey." " Wait, wait." "Easy, easy." "El guapo will bring her." "Stick to the plan." "Let's move over there." "Okay." "Where's my watch?" "I waited for over an hour." "I got your 300, so there." " Where's my watch?" " I don't have it anymore." "What?" "Why not?" "Where is it?" "You need to go." "No, not until i get my watch." " I think you need to go." " Gaby, no." " Seriously-- - you need to go now." " Please." " Hey, hey, hey." "Hands off..." "The merchandise." "So what happened here?" "She stole my watch." "Get him." "Get him." "All of them in the back right now!" "I don't need to go to the back." " I just need my watch." "Shutup !" "Okay, man." "I'm walking." "Blake:" "Fuck, dude, thisisso fuckedup." "Aretheygoingto killus,man?" "I'veseenthisshit onthenews." "Logan:" "Idon'tknow,man ." "Now, what's all this about?" " A watch?" " She stole my rolex." "Its silver with a black face." " It's a part of my family." "It's okay." "Take it away." "That's my watch." "Jesus, that's my watch." "Okay." "This?" "Yeah, that." "That's my watch." "Did you give it to him?" "Are you calling me a thief?" "No, sir." "The thing is, it belonged to my dad and his dad before that, and it's really important to him..." "And to me." "Do I know you?" "You're lucky today, because I'm going to give you this watch." "Yes." "Yes, thank you, thank you." "Thank you so much, seriously." "For only $5,000." "What?" "No, no." "I don't have $5,000." "Comeon,my friend." "I'mgivingyouareal deal ." "It has to be worth twice than that..." ""Panic."" "I don't like your friend." "Okay, okay!" "Okay, so this is a limited time offer." "24 hours." "No cash, no watch." " $5,000 in 24 hours." " Yes." "How the fuck are we going to..." "You prefer $24,000 in 5 hours?" "No, no, 5,000, 24 hours." "Sounds-- that's awesome." " Good." " I'll see you in 24 hours." "No more work for you tonight." "Get the fuck out." "Get out!" "Fucking b-rate movie pimp wanna-be." " We gotta go to the cops." " No cops." "He has many friends in the cops." "Great." "I gotta get that watch back, dude." "I can't go home without it." "When I sell the blakejob, we'll buy Kent a new one." "Think I can buy his trust back, too?" "Chuy:" "Hey!" "Oh." "Logan:" "Whyareyouhere,Gaby ?" "Comehereforthe rest ofmybelongings?" "You want my shoes?" "My jeans?" "You want my shirt?" "I've got more stuff at the hotel." "Gaby:" "Listen,I 'mreally, reallysorry." " I had no choice." " Sure you did." "You chose to rob me." "I was just keeping it for collateral, but then Dorian saw it and he took it." "I'mreally, reallysorry,okay?" "I'll do anything to help you get it back." "Who the hell is this guy, anyways?" "His real name is Igor kaganovich, but everyone calls him Dorian." "Hatethatpendejo." "ThatfuckingRussian doesn'trunthistown, so chuy help you." "We do this together like brothers." "No charge." "Together." "Okay?" "Okay, cousin?" "Fuck yeah, chuy." "So how do we make five grand in 24 hours?" "I know a way you could get it in 20 minutes, but it may offend your delicate American ways." "Blake:" "Delicate?" "Bro,I'min!" "What the fuck?" "I can't watch this, man." "This is brutal." "I know, dude, butit'sourlastchance togetthewatchback ." "It'seitherthemoryou" "fuck." "We haven't won once." "Don't worry." "You bet the same color five times in a row, next one-- guaranteed winner!" "Put it all on red." "Rojo." "This is fucked up." "Logan:" "Don'tbescared." "You're going to be all right." "Yeah." "Everything's going to be all right." "We're putting it all on green." "What?" "You crazy?" "No, no, no, no." "Put it all on red." "Dude, chuy's right, bro." "Greenis20-1." "2-1 odds on red." "You won't win a lot, but it's a start." "No." "We're going with greenie." " Are you sure?" " Do it, chuy." "Okay." "Hey!" "Comeon ,comeon!" " Get him, greenie!" " Come on, greenie!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Blake:" "Dude." "Come on, he's not even-- fuck this." "Where is he going?" "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me." "Hey, wake up, man." "Wake up." "No, come on." "Wake up." "This bird needs you." "Do something." " Come on, man, seriously." "I need this." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." "Come on, chuy!" "Time out!" "Time out!" "Time out, time out!" "Come on, come on." " What do we do?" " Come on, come on." "Hey, take the bottle!" "Take the bottle!" "Drink." "Drink!" " Spit!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, come on, green!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Come on!" "Whoo!" "Dude, you're the cock whisperer!" "Gracias!" "Gracias!" "Go get the cab running." "I'll be there in two minutes." " Get it ready to go." " What?" "Why?" "It's all good." "Go get it running." "I love you, cock whisperer!" " Come on." " Let's get out of here." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." "Oh, shit!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Drive, chuy!" "Drive!" "Blake:" "Logan,whatdidyou do?" "Logan:" "Oh,shit!" "What the fuck were you doing, dude?" "I had to do the right thing." "Radio announcer:" "...Micompadre,dj phantom." " Did he just say-- - is it?" "" " It's your mix." " They're playing your mix." " How?" "I don't know, maybe you left your music at the club." "My friend hosts this radio show." " That's awesome, dude!" " Yeah, yeah, it is." "You should consider the blakejob for all your representation." "In fact, I think I could do something for you." " I can pull you in-- - we need to call Dorian." "Get my watch back." " Hello." " Logan:" "It's panic." "I've got the money." "All of it." "I want my watch back tonight." "Slow down, cowboy." "Meet me tomorrow at punta de mita beach club at noon, and don't be late." "Punta de mita beach club." "Tomorrow at noon." "Now I feel much better." "Spray, Dimitri!" " We have arrived!" " Oh!" "Okay." "Every time." "Every time." "Gaby:" "I have to go tothebathroom." " Meet you by the pool?" " Okay." "Yeah, uh, I'm pretty tired, so..." "And another soldier falls to the power of the pussy." "Stop." "Nothing's going to happen." "Wait, do you think it might?" "Seriously?" "That's your problem." "You're too serious." "Chuy, show me the sights, man." " We've got some money." " Blake, only a little bit." "Don't spend all that money." "Only a little bit." "Only a little." "Hey." "Logan." "Um, about last night" "I'm really sorry." "You were drunk." "It's nothing." "No, it's not." "You've always been really nice to me, and I appreciate that." "So, let me know how I can make it up to you." "I don't know." "Buy me a drink?" "Well, I can't now." "I'm actually meeting Ashley." "Of course, of course." "Lina:" "Yeah,allright." "How about a drink tomorrow night, then?" "I really like you, Logan." "I think you're a super great guy, soI haveto be honestwithyou." "I'm in my crazy, wild phase right now, andI justwantto experiencelife,youknow?" "And there's just nothing experienced about you." "So, I'm not saying-- I'm not saying no." "I'm just saying not now." "Come on!" "Hola." " Who's this?" " Who's who?" "Oh, Lina." "Gaby-- Gaby, this is Lina." "Forget this skinny gringita, because I found a friend for our threesome." " Threesome?" " Threesome?" "Sí." "Sí." "She's muy caliente." " So, come on." " Yeah." " Hey, Logan." " Yeah?" "Club strana tomorrow night?" " Come on, come on." " Sure." "Yeah, that'd be great." "Okay." "Bye!" "What?" "See?" "She's totally into you now." "I can't believe that worked." "You ready for our threesome?" "I'm messing with you." "Oh." "Goodnight, Logan." " Wait, don't go." " What?" "Afraid Lina won't see us together?" "I just like talking to you." "Logan:" "My parents would kill me if they found out i was here." "Mine would kill me if they knew i was a stripper." "How do you keep them from finding out?" "Easy." "They're both gone." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Whoa." "What?" "What happened to your parents?" "My dad was a gringo tourist who got my mom pregnant." "He was a salesman." "My mom was an English teacher." "By the time I was born, he was gone." "Then when I was ten, my mom died, so my grandpa took care of me until he got sick." "But I didn't know how to pay the hospital bills andDoriansawmedancing andofferedme aloan anda job." "You are an incredible dancer." "I thought that's all I'd be doing-- dancing." "But then clients kept asking for more and Dorian just doesn't take no for an answer." "I had no choice." "But then an older girl took pity on me andshowedme atrick-- it'scalledrohypnol." "It'sa pillthatputs clientstosleep." "You roofied me." "Wait, but why?" "I never would have tried anything." "I know that... now." " You have to quit." " I will." "I will." "I took a second job at the hotel, and I'm going to go back to school and make my grandpa proud of me." "But first I have to pay Dorian back or then he'll own me forever." "At the club, why'd you choose me?" "Theyteachyoutolook forcertainthings." "Logan:" "Like a super expensive watch." "Gaby:" "Sí." "Logan, my real name is Jessica." "Nice to meet you, Jessica." "You, too." "It was always a special place for me." "I never brought anyone here." "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "I'm coming!" "Blake:" "Details." "Details!" "I want to know everything, okay?" "Okay." "You're out of your fucking mind." "Come on!" "Why aren't you answering me, Logan?" "We're going to get the watch, all right?" "" " Hey, look, look, look!" " Whoo!" " Blake:" "Look, look, look!" "Look at all those girls!" " Yeah, I told you!" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "I thought this was a business meeting." "Chuy:" "This is how wedobusinesshere." "Is that where we're going?" " Chuy!" " Come on!" " You're a fucking madman." " Let's go." "Thanks, guys." "It's pussy paradise!" "Hey, guys." "You look thirsty." " Wow." " Okay." "Can you tell us where Dorian is?" " He's up there." " Great, thanks." " Catch you later." " Dude, come on." "What?" "Dude, she's so into me." " You didn't see that?" " Yeah." " She was flush in the face." " Sure, dude." "She was getting sweaty and shit." "Oh!" "No, that's-- that's Chris lake." " Logan:" "Dude!" "That'sChrislake!" " What?" "Yeah!" " Hey!" "Hey, hey." "What are you doing with my dog?" "He likes me." "Can we do this?" "Let's go." "Hurry." "Dude, what the-- oh, my head." "Oh,I needahospital." "Why are we naked?" "Dude, there's makeup all over your body." "There's makeup all over your body." "What the fuck happened?" "Where's your watch?" "Logan:" "Hereitis .$5,000." "Dorian:" "Thiscallsforadrink!" "Let's toast." "For a new beginning." "Blake:" "What the fuck?" "Oh, fuck." "Fuck." "Whereareourclothes?" "I'm going to throw up." "I'm going to throw up." "Blake:" "Hey!" " Oh, shit." " I think you need to close the door." " Where is it?" " I got it." "I got it." "Oh, fuck." "Hello?" " Dorian:" "Panic!" " You fucking asshole." "What happened to new beginnings" "andallthatbullshit?" "Thisis ,my friend, thenewbeginningfor you of a very long jail sentence for you." "And take good care of the car, huh?" "It belongs to the mayor of puerto vallarta." " The mayor's car?" " The major's car?" " This is bad." " This is the mayor's car?" "Very bad!" "This is the car!" "Dorian:" "Herecomesthebestpart ." "The car has just been reported as stolen!" "Stolen?" "Shit." "We're in a stolen car." "Keys." "We gotta find the keys." "Fuck the keys!" "Move over, guerito!" " Move over!" " Que pasa!" "Our dicks are touching!" "Our dicks are touching!" "Get out of here!" "Chuy, drive." "Chuy, drive." "Chuy, drive." "We're going to jail!" "We're going to jail!" "Drive!" "Holy shit!" "Motorcycles in action are huge in international markets!" "How about getting ass-raped in Mexican prison?" "Oh, shit!" " Oh, shit." " Shit!" "Logan:" "Fuck." " Holy shit!" " Hold on!" " Blake:" "Oh, my god!" " We lost one." "We lost one." "We have a motorcycle on our ass." "Chuy, not now!" "Drive, drive, drive, drive!" "Drive!" "Go!" "Shit!" " Aah!" " Logan:" "Watch it!" "Lose them, chuy!" "I don't want to go to jail!" "Thisisnotastreet!" "Wrong way!" "Wrong way, chuy!" "Blake:" "Whoo!" "This is awesome!" "Logan:" "Oh,shit!" "There's no way out!" "Watch it, watch it!" "Oh, shit!" "No, we can't drive there." "There's people, chuy." " I think that's it!" " Cover your faces!" "Cover your faces!" "Cover!" "Logan, I love you, if we don't survive this!" " That was amazing!" " Logan:" "Oh, my god!" "Blake:" "Chuy,you'rethemaster!" "Logan:" "They're behind us." "What?" "You're freaking me out, man!" " What are you doing?" " Confessing my sins in case we die." " Confess?" " Die?" "Aah!" "Okay." "Uh, I think i slept with a she-male." "She had a penis!" "A really big penis." "Bigger than mine." "I didn't even sleep with Gaby." "She roofied me." "I'm still a virgin!" " What?" " Don't kill me!" "A virgin?" "I slept with a dude!" "Putomadre." "Chuy, there's a gate!" "Oh, shit!" "Chuy, he's right behind us." "Motherfucker!" "Blake:" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "All:" "Yeah!" " Logan:" "Ithinkwe lostthem!" " Blake:" "No cops!" "Stop!" "Stop, stop, stop, stop!" "Logan:" "We're going to jail." " Oh, my god." " We're going to jail." "Never." "Logan:" "Shit, chuy!" "No, chuy!" "Where are we going?" "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait, wait, wait." "Okay." "Whoo!" "Fuck you!" "Epic, bro!" "Whoo!" "Yeah, epic, except we have no clothes, no money, and no fucking watch." "Dude, at least we're not in jail." "And let's keep it that way." " Yeah!" " Let's go!" "Look, when we get back, we'll find out where Dorian lives, and then wait until he's asleep and we'll steal the watch back." "I'm being serious, dude." "Why not?" "Stop." "Stop helping." "You know, none of this would have even happened if you'd just manned up with Lina in the first place." "What?" "None of this would have happened if I manned up?" "How about none of this would have happened if you weren't such a selfish douchebag?" "Selfish?" "Dude, I did all of this just so you could get with Lina." "No, you did all of this for your fucking website, man." "You've been shooting the whole fucking time." "This trip?" "Material for your website." "Mydad'sfuckingPorsche?" "Material for your fucking website, dude!" "You don't give a shit about me." "How can you say that?" "Because you fucking used me, man." "Fuck you." "Fuckme,man?" "Ijustwanttogetthewatch, get home, and we're done." "Then we're done." "Chuy:" "Hey!" "Boys!" "What's up?" "Comeon,let'sgo." "Come on." "Here." "Here." "Come on, man." "Fuck it." "Vamanos!" "Vamanos!" "We're supposed to be on vacation, Logan!" "Niceass,Logan!" "It'schalkywhite!" "I'mgoingto enjoythe view." "Get a nice tan on my dick." "What happened?" "Long story." "Blake:" "Hmph." "Come on, I'll tell you inside." "Keep it flowing." "Let's face it." " He fucking outplayed us." " No, he didn't." "You tried to play fair, but Dorian does not play fair." "We have to stop fucking around and take this to the next level." " Sí." "How do we do that?" "Come on, Sammy." "Come on!" "Come on, Sammy." "Careful, Sammy." "Very good." "Very good, Sammy." "Good dog." "Good!" "Obedient." "Good, Sammy." "Good dog." "What?" "Sammy!" "Sammy, where are you?" "Have you seen my dog?" "A little dog?" "Boston terrier?" "A small dog, very ugly?" "Logan:" "It's okay, boy." "Blake:" "The power of the pussy." "It never fails." "Yeah, never." "Gotta get the chiquita back to my cousin." "See you there." "At the club, yeah?" "Come on." "See you!" " See you!" " Later, dickhead!" " We have the package." " Okay." "Sammy!" "Gaby, what do you want now?" "I'm busy." "What's the matter?" "Lose something?" "You fucking bitch." "You're going to pay for this." "If you want to see Sammy, you bring the watch and the cash to sky club." " Tonight." " Fucking bitch." " Hey." " Hey." "Dickhead." "Douchebag." "Are we cool?" "Because I need you." "On three." " One." " Both:" "Two." " Both:" "Three." " I'm sorry." "Fuck you." "You need me." "You're such an asshole." "You're such an asshole, come on." "All right, bring it in." "Bring it in." "Can you say sorry?" "I love you, man." "Sorry." "Thank you." "Man, I love you so much." "Imissedyou." "Thisfeelsgood." "Here are your towels." " That's cool." " Oh, yeah." " We're cool." "Right?" " We're good." "I just wanted the one, man, but that's cool." " Have fun." " What do you mean?" "We're not trying to have that kind of fun." "The towels aren't-- he thinks we're going to fuck." "Aren't we going to have make-up sex?" "The dog!" "First the watch." "What about the cash?" "You're going home now, boy." " It was a pleasure." " Not so fast." "The thing, my friends," "I really fucking hate to lose." "Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way." " Chuy?" " Cousins!" "What?" "What the fuck is going on here?" "What is this?" "Sammy!" "Sammy, come here!" "Go and get him!" "Go!" "Fucking pair of idiots." "Okay, so maybe..." "Another time." "Gaby, come with me." "Whatareyoudoing?" "You owe me, right?" "And I will pay you, but my way, not yours." "Ha!" "And how are you fucking going to do it?" "By working double shifts in that fucking hotel for $4.00 an hour plus tips?" "You will never make enough money." "You will be always in my debt." "Forever." "How much does she owe you?" "How much?" "Sheowesme moremoney thanyoucaneverdream, thanyoucaneverimagine, thanyoucanever" "$10,892." "Plus interest, my love." "Well, we got $5,000 here, andit'sclosetoanother thousandrightthere." "Too bad, my friend." "It's not enough." "You're almost there, but yet, nothing." "So enjoy your vacation..." "Alone." "Yes... alone." "I'll give you the watch." "No, no, no." "You can't." "You can't." "Dude, after all we've been through?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "What's going on here?" "Why are you talking, the guy with the fucking tie?" "Shut up." "You said it yourself, the watch is worth a lot more." " Yes." " And you're lucky, because I like your dog, so I'll cut you a deal." "I'll give you this watch" " to clear Jessica's debt." " Deal done." "After all, you've been very lucky that I didn't kill you." "You know why?" "Your daddy will do it for me." "Hastalavista, my friend." "Tony, let's go." "Crazy, stupid gringo." " What did you do?" " What I had to." "Chuy?" "Thank you, man." "For everything." "Nah, nah." "Nah." " Thanks, man." " Thank you." "Thank you, god." "You are one bad-ass Mexican, chuy!" "And you are some crazy gueritos!" "Let's go party, you crazy Mexicans!" "Chuy:" "Okay!" "Fiesta!" "Vamanos,primos!" "It's just a watch, right?" " Right?" " Thank you." "Emcee:" "Putyourhandstogether!" "Make some noise for Adrian Lux!" "Oh, shit." "Lina." "Um, just give me a second." "Hey!" "I've been looking for you." "Yeah, about that, listen." "Everything you said about me, it's true." "I'm not crazy." "I'm not wild or experienced." "I'm in love." "I see." "But if you're looking for wild and crazy..." "Friends?" "Friends." "See you on the dance floor." "Whoo!" " Everything okay?" " Yeah." "Puerto vallarta, give it up for Adrian Lux." "Herocked thehousetonight." "Djphantom isinthehouse, andhe'sgoingto playhispowerfulmix justforyouguys." "No, no, I can't." "I can't hear you guys!" "Are you ready?" "Maybe you, you Logan, can't, but-- hold on." "Dj phantom can." "Come." "Adrian Lux, meet Jessica and dj phantom, good friends of mine." " Good luck, man." " Whoo!" "Logan!" "Thank you." "Great mix." " Here." " Lina:" "Logan!" "It's all yours, man." " Good luck." " You're a rock star!" "Whoo!" " Shit." "Shit, come on." "No." " Logan!" "Notnow,comeon." "Lina:" "Showuswhatyou can do!" "Relax, you can do this." "Man:" "Okay,you'vegotthis." "Allright." "Turn that shit up!" "Work it, Blake!" "Work it!" "Caliente!" "This had been the best trip of my life." "I can't believe I'm leaving today." "I have to go." " Jessica, what?" " I can't do this." " Jessica, hey, hey, hey." " It's too painful." "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "I don't know what that means." "Please don't go." "Jessica." "Jessica, come on!" "No!" "Please!" "Jessica!" "What does that mean?" "It's a very common story in vallarta, amigos." "The Mexican girl who falls in love withthegringotourist." "Andthenheartsare broken." "Ooh!" "Ouch, that hurt." "Come on, I'll help you." " Come on, stud." " I'm gonna lift you." "Ugh." "Ooh!" "Light as a feather." "Like a" "thank you." "Bring them up here." "Come on up." "Thank you." " Hey." " Hey, Logan." "What's with the door?" "I don't know." "It was working fine for me." "I'm going to check the garage." "Nice to see you, too, dad." "Hey, so, sorry about the whole naked cruise." " How was it?" " It started out strange, but it turned out to be okay." " Yay." " So how about you?" " Did you-- - did the whole list." "Oh, see, honey, i knew we could trust you." "Yeah." "What's different?" "You look handsome." "Everything okay?" "Oh, it's nothing." "Just a little sunburn on my ass." "Kent:" "Logan?" "Logan!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, I'm coming!" "Oh, shit." "Hey, what's up?" "Well, Logan, the car looks good." "Clean as a whistle." "Yeah, didn't touch it." "Did a good job on your to-do list." "Mm-hmm." "Mowed the lawn, put garbage cans back." "Noticed you're not wearing my watch." "You didn't scratch it, did you?" "No, I didn't scratch it." "Tell me you didn't scratch my watch." " I didn't scratch your watch." " Thank god." " I lost it." " You lost it?" "You lost the rolex?" "Yes, and I'm going to do whatever I can" " to make it up to you." " You didn't lose a rolex." "You lost your grandfather's rolex." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I can't tell you how bad it makes me feel." "I can tell you how bad it makes me feel-- like I can't trust you." "And you're supposed to be running off to college." "About college..." "I'd like to take a year off, pursue my music." "Go abroad." "See things for myself like you did." "Me?" "Dad, mom told me you took a year off before college to travel Europe." "She said she never would have met you if you hadn't." "And then where would you be?" "Where would I be?" "Logan, you didn't lose your grandfather's watch." " I didn't?" " No." "I lost your grandfather's rolex." "You lost the replacement." "Wow." "I had no idea." "Feels like shit, doesn't it?" "Feels like shit." "I'm sorry." "And I'm sorry." "Year abroad, huh?" " Yeah." " What's her name?" "Who's name?" "The girl you're in love with." "What's her name?" "Jessica." " Is she hot?" " Whew." "Thank you, Mexico." "Thank you, puerto vallarta." "Now, coming up is a dj that I've been working with." " Please welcome phantom!" " Thank you, man." " Nice one, buddy." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Good luck." "What are you doing here?" "I finally found out what that means." "Logan:" "Let's see whatBlakeis up to ." " Aah!" " Oh, my god." " Oh!" "What the fuck?" " Look at that ass!" "This is supposed to be private!" " I don't do this to you." "Yes,youdo ." "Okay, fine, but I'm going to get you back." "Don't stop." "You can continue." " This is bullshit." " Everything okay?" "Oh, Blake was right." "Your privates are the first thing to get toasted." "Oh, no, mom!" "I'm your son." "Put that-- put that away, no." "What happened here?" "Where-- where is my watch?" "What?" "What?" "What the fuck is this?" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Sir, we're looking for Gabriella." " $50." " There's been a mistake." "You are not the Gabriella we're looking- oh, yeah!" " Whoa!" "Who takes photos here?" "Run!" " Oh, shit!" " Bring me back some weed." "Across international borders?" "Stick it up your butt or something." "Trick or treat, bitches!" "How sick is this?" "I'm a robot." "I'm a dance- stop!" "Dude, are you kidding me?" " Logan:" "Hurry up, Princess!" " I gotta do my hair, dude!" " I think you're ready!" " Oh, you piece of" "Blake:" "Oh,dude!" "What are you doing jerking off in my parent's bedroom?" "Why are you walking in without knocking?" "Mymom'sfitnessvideos?" "Really?" "Logan:" "Dude, get your dickawayfromme." "Dude,seriously, stopit!" "Blake:" "Justfuckingtouchit!" "Logan:" "Didyoujustfart?" "Are you kidding me, dude?" "One, two.." " We're done?" " Yeah, we're done." "Okay." "Pussy." "Douchebag." "VivalaMexico?" "Aah!" "See you, bitch."
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"İt's brilliant." "Have some water, please." "You see..." "That's good." "That's good." "Stop." "Lower a bit." "Hold the cigar." "You, be more virile." "Be like a man." "Raise your hands, show more pride." "You were pretty good just now." "But you got to be sexier." "A little sexier, okay?" "Change the music please." "Come on, concentrate." "Yes!" "Come on." "A bit more." "Man, put your hand there." "Mr Sun." "That's right." "Don't you think it's a bit vulgar?" "Vulgarity is what I want." "But we're targeting at high-end customers." "We're targeting at coal mine owners." "Look!" "Black suits." "Black cars." "They all feel like coal." "You won't get it." "Boss, that's great!" "You better stop flattering." "You two, come over." "You were pretty good just now" "What do women want these days?" "Money." "What else?" "Men with money]" "Boss, congrats on your promotion to executive creative director!" "Don't be carried away before the announcement." "Just in case..." "I'm superstitious." "Not using protection?" "I meant your cell phone." "Look at mine." "See-through." "Dad must have forgotten." "Forgotten?" "If he doesn't come for this big event, I'll never forgive him." "I don't want to stay at his place anyway." "Grandpa trains his voice in the morning." "Such a pain!" "Doudou's dad looks down on everyone." "Like other men today, he never listens." "He never lets others finish what they're saying." "Always turning a deaf ear to me." "Sun was brought up by his father." "He knew how to please women since little." "Auntie, you're so pretty!" "What a little smooth operator." "Buy me a Popsicle, please." "Take this." "You grabbed it and took off!" "Did you steal the dim sum?" "How comes it's half empty?" "Don't lie." "I want the truth." "My head hurts." "Sun's mom died very early." "His dad was a back-up chorist." "His singing wasn't spectacular, but he thought he's Pavarotti." "He's just an everyman." "Flirting with girls all day." "However..." "No water supply tonight due to pipe maintenance." "You scared me!" "I thought the girl came back." "It's 9 a.m. You're not going to work?" "Who did you bring home last night?" "You didn't even close the door." "None of your business." "Please clean up my room for me." "Who do you take me for?" "My girlfriend." "You're such a smooth operator." "Your rent is so high." "Be considerate." "You better help me out." "Please fry 2 eggs for me as well." "Then it'll be perfect, thank you!" "Spoiled brat." "Chanel?" "The one last time wore Dior." "Why not just wear a leaf?" "20 dollars, please." "Electricity!" "Sorry." "You're Yanni, right?" "This is my name card." "Sun Zigang." "I'll get a new one in 2 hours." "Better give you later." "Can I buy you a coffee?" "I sell coffee." "Then let me buy you dinner." "Next, please." "Latte, please." "Wait." "Cool!" "Hello..." "Can't hear you in the elevator." "I'll call you back." ""Le Herisson", French literature." "I read it when I was at school." "This book was published last year." "You're right, I was still at school last year." "It could be fate." "We both love literature." "I'll buy you coffee sometimes." "How about tea?" "Milk tea?" "I only drink water." "Then I'll buy you water." "Deal." "Tip, red alert." "My ex is here for me!" "He's in the hospital." "What has he got?" "I don't really know that word." "Hepa something." "There's also an alphabet:" "C, I think." "OK." "OK." "I'm not done yet." "Find a better excuse next time." "It's not that convincing." "That's thorough." "She won't ever come back." "Not bad." "Did the girl yesterday go home?" "Didn't she need to be home by midnight?" "Morning, Mr Sun." "You're too good, Boss." "Can you give me a crash course?" "50 bucks for course fees." "I'm serious." "Long time no see, Gorgeous!" "Good morning." "Let's have a date sometimes." "Any morning news?" "We have a group of female interns." "A couple of them are lookers." "But they've been snatched by Customer Service." "Those bastards." "Ly Yilong has left Mio." "Her male colleagues popped champagne for that." "That's good." "One competitor less." "The CEO kept calling me this morning." "He asked me to see him right away." "It must be about the Executive Creative Director." "Keep me posted." "Hi!" "Coca." "Heard you broke up with your boyfriend, Congrats!" "The news traveled fast indeed, Mr Sun!" "Please call me Coco in the future." "I'll call you Coca-cola then." "That hair clip is... nice." "Really?" "Certainly!" "The meeting with Acura at 2pm is confirmed." "And the meeting with Ascot Chang at 3pm." "I've picked up your shoes and dry cleaning." "Good." "Is the layout for Yanghe Spirit Classic ready?" "I heard CS has snatched our pretty girls." "We need them for work." "Executive Creative Director." "Good girls." "Sweeties, is the champagne ready?" "Already chilled." "Did you get the right brand?" "İt's your favorite." "Good." "Executive Creative Director sounds good!" "Even better than CEO!" "Yes!" "Hello, Mr Sun." "Promotion is nothing." "It's just work." "Bring the cigars." "Sorry the board meeting took forever." "That's OK." "I just arrived." "You look so smart today, Mr Sun." "Right, I read your Yanghe Spirit Classic proposal." "Not bad in highlighting male sentiments." "Nowadays, advertising is no longer a bed of roses." "We used to live on tobacco and booze ads." "But we can't do that anymore." "Most consumers these days are women." "We need to change our strategies, get new blood or our company will go down." "New blood?" "Do you know Ly Yilong?" "0 1 CD .1" "CD" "Many men are afraid of her." "The annual award should have been ours last year but she snatched it from us." "How could I forget that?" "But you look happy." "Our company just hired her." "D 0 0" "Right?" "Hope you two would get along." "Congrats, ECD!" "Put it away." "Save it for next time." "My uncle from Japan." "Can you speak English?" "Your wine, sir." "Thank you." "Nice." "Danny finally won your hand." "You guys will be happy ever after." "Still thinking of Sun?" "I never felt safe with him." "He's a narcissist." "Come on, help me decide." "Should I go to my ex-wife's wedding?" "Maybe I shouldn't." "I didn't buy her a gift anyway." "I'm not in the mood, right?" "But I need to convince my daughter or she won't come stay with me tonight." "Let me call her." "Doudou, I can't go to your mom's wedding." "Sun Zigang cannot come." "What Sun Zigang?" "I'm your father." "What a jerk." "I knew he'd find an excuse not to come." "Forget it if he's not coming." "I've tidied up your room." "I'll wait for you." "Grandpa will also come tonight." "Grandpa?" "Why not?" "He's your grandfather." "I got to go." "Chen Erdong is here." "Who's Chen Erdong?" "My boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "Who's that?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Hello..." "All right." "Bye." "I bet you anything." "Ly Yilong must look like a tomboy." "Wanna bet?" "All right." "How much?" "Are you in?" "No, you guys go ahead." "100 bucks." "Deal." "Are you alright?" "We've met." "Hi, you also work in this company?" "What a small world!" "It must be fate." "When are you buying me water?" "Later." "Good." "You look good without your glasses." "Thank you." "You look good too without my glasses on." "Really?" "People say so." "I'm Sun Zigang, Creative Director." "Sun Tzu..." "Gang." "Frankly speaking, if anything happens to you here mentioning my name is better than calling the police." "Really?" "Mr. Dong." "This is our company's CEO." "He also listens to me." "Even the new Executive Creative Director will have to stand aside." "Really?" "Please be seated." "Competition in the ad world is increasingly intense because most consumers have become women." "Today, I am honored to present the Ad Killer of the 21st century." "She needs no further introduction." "Ad Killer?" "I bet you already know who she is." "Please welcome our new ECD, Miss Ly Yilong." "I'll buy you a coffee." "Mr Dong." "You might have already heard Ly's legends at Mio." "The team she led has broken the record of 300 million dollars within a year only." "You must have heard of the word "anima"." "I'll Search it online later." "Anima is the feminine principle found in men which enables the male unconscious to think like women." "Please distribute these boxes to everyone." "Everyone grab one." "In order to sell female products, a man must first tap into female consumer psychology." "You must muster your anima." "Every item in the box is a female product." "I want every gentleman here to pick one item." "Try and experience it at home tonight." "Let's discuss tomorrow." "If you like, you can wear it to work tomorrow." "I'll find a suitable item to try tonight as well." "Miss Ly, is there masculine principle in women?" "Yes." "İt's called animus." "Miss Ly." "Here comes Miss Ly." "For you." "You like coffee, right?" "I only drink water." "The air-con is in full blast." "I'm very hot blooded." "Girls, turn the air-con up." "Yes." "Thanks." "Please leave us for a moment." "Yes." "Mr Sun, I'm new here." "If we had any misunderstanding earlier," "I hope it won't affect our cooperation in future." "I think we won't have any misunderstanding anymore." "How can we have misunderstanding?" "I distinguish between private and public interests." "Did you draw this?" "Yes." "Didn't know this hobby of yours." "Very good." "If you like, you could be my model." "I'll draw you one." "Perhaps Later." "Focus the left eye on the ball." "Dad." "Your nursing home complained that you trained your voice early in the morning." "Many of those elderlies are neurotic." "Are you denying it?" "Those old fogies complained again?" "I sing for them for free and they're still not content." "Can't you lower your voice?" "I'm a tenor." "You're a baritone, to be exact." "Baritone?" "I can sing High C as simple as that." "Don't laugh at Grandpa." "My vocal chord is a bit inf lammed right now." "When the inflammation is gone, I'll sing "Torna a Sorrento" for you." "I can walk on my own." "Don't ever say I'm a baritone, you rascal." "Why're you so late?" "I've been waiting all day." "I just got off work." "Miss Ly." "How's the new company?" "The creative department is all men." "That's good." "Any hunks?" "There's indeed one." "Sun Zigang." "Sun Tzu... gang." "Not as good as it sounds." "How's your 007?" "The young or the old one?" "There's more than one?" "What do you think?" "Brilliant." "Where did you meet?" "On the web." "Where?" "On the web." "Still on line?" "It's been too long." "(1) 0 (D .1 0 Bo o(D (D" "As the saying goes:" ""Time is money." "Women are evil."" "We good men are all victims of evil women." "It's hard to be a white-collar man these days." "We spend all our meager income to look good." "We better do something to that woman." "Make sure she'll leave soon." "Come on." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "How's your new job?" "Dinner Why not?" "Why not sent me your pics?" "Let's leave room for imagination." "According to Nature Magazine" "The Chinese American scientist..." "Stay calm, brother!" "Haven't I braved all storms and weathers?" "I can't lose this battle." "Anima?" "Let's see how much anima I have." "Who's afraid of who?" "Anima, here I come!" "Hi." "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Erdong, this is..." "I'm her old man." "I'm experiencing female life." "I guess I'd better go home." "Did you use my iTouch?" "I need some music, so I..." "I told you not to touch my things." "How come you don't get it?" "When did Dad not listen to you?" "OK, what's my boyfriend's name?" "His last name is Chen." "And first name?" "Jordan." "Edison." "Just kidding." "Erdong." "Erdong Chen." "Erdong Chen." "Where are you going?" "Pervert!" "Doing this at this age?" "You've woken up, Mr Sun." "You're out of danger." "So sick." "He even wears lipstick." "Why all men have this inclination these days?" "And the lipstick is in bright red!" "He rubs it off." "Have I stared at his lips for too long?" "Blood pressure normal." "ECG normal." "You can recuperate at home." "What are you looking at, pervert?" "Just scream." "So I can get off work earlier." "You're awake." "Are you OK?" "I bring you clothes and your watch." "How embarrassing!" "If this comes out, I'll be the laughing stock at school." "Have I taken any drugs?" "The doctor said you don't need medication." "You just need to rest." "No drugs can heal your sickness." "If you're OK, I better be get going." "About last night..." "Bye!" "Ask the boss to give me another chance." "Another pimple on my nose." "What a pain!" "That guy is not waiting for me, is he?" "Never seen a pretty girl before, Punk?" "Am I in China?" "What kind of map is this?" "Only 2 apples a day and I'll lose weight." "That man is staring at me." "Some men like fat girls." "What's the matter?" "Need to get online again." "I'll go for facial after work." "Should I get those shoes?" "That cheesecake was so yummy." "If you don't pick up, I'd hunt you down." "I miss my honey..." "You slut." "Stay away from my man." "Would I get any bonus?" "Not going to work?" "The canker sore is killing me." "I'll go to karaoke after work." "I should play sick." "This man looks crazy." "Perhaps he just got out of a mental hospital." "Such heavy make-up." "Is she a call girl?" "With your height, please wear heels." "I can't hold it." "Don't make any sound." "It stinks." "What's that smell?" "Who did it?" "Must have been that man." "I ought to train my glutei a bit more." "Ignore him." "Hello, Mr Sun." "Or he'll tell me those lame jokes." "He's coming to take my newspaper again." "Morning." "Morning." "I beg you." "Be a nice man for once." "Hi." "Morning, Mr Sun." "What?" "I just want to tell you the budget for 3D-Gold is ready." "And I've grounded the coffee beans already." "I also added some dirt in it." "After all, I'm a Peking University graduate." "I didn't expect to end up as his gofer." "Want anything else, Mr Sun?" "Nothing else." "Mr Sun." "Boss, today you look..." "Swell!" "You're very handsome today." "That's it?" "No other thoughts?" "What thoughts?" "Weird disease..." "BOSS." "Weird disease." "What weird disease?" "I'm hexed." "Hexed?" "It's all thanks to those female products." "I tried each of them yesterday." "Even had a few contraceptive pills." "Then I was electrocuted." "I saw a fish in front of my eyes." "Then I can hear what women think." "Too horrible." "I want a bar of Dove chocolate." "She said she wanted chocolate." "Right." "I want chocolate too." "I understand how bad you're feeling." "Mr Sun, please sign the Acura documents." "I better get on line soon." "Jean-Pierre is waiting for me." "Thank you." "She said she had to get on line soon and chat with Pear or something." "Pierre" "Darling, how are you today?" "Shit!" "Kisses." "How vulgar!" "I didn't bullshit." "Hi." "Hi." "I know what she's thinking." "When will Tip ask me out?" "She likes your hair style." "Really?" "But not your lipstick." "Nor your beer belly." "Good luck." "That cannot be!" "Any ideas?" "Did you try the female products last night?" "Mr Sun." "Did you try the products last night?" "I did." "Really?" "Okay then why don't you share your feeling with us?" "If you haven't tried, just say it." "I really tried it." "I even tried a few contraceptive pills." "The pills are good for contraception but they cannot ward off evils." "Spare me, please!" "Of course it's nonsense." "It's nonsense, I know" "I'll be serious." "These pills are liked by both men and women." "Everybody likes them, right?" "What's more..." "Shameless." "Shut up!" "He's wasting our time." "Coco, what do you think?" "I spent the whole night thinking how to sell painkillers to female consumers." "I eat that every time I lie to my husband." "I would just take two." "These painkillers..." "I have an idea." "Let me break in..." "How shamelss!" "İt's like this." "Close your eyes." "Imagine you're in the bedroom." "The wife is sitting on the bedside, taking the painkiller." "The husband comes over and gives her a massage." ""Honey, my head hurts."" "At this moment, this so-and-so painkiller appears on the side." "These pills are so mild you can take one even when you're rejecting your husband." "What about it?" "Good?" "İsn't that what you women think?" "That's how you see women." "Speak for yourself." "I guess he feigns a headache when he can't get it up." "All right." "You don't." "You don't either." "You also don't think like that." "But Jessica does." "Right?" "No." "How can it be no?" "You never lied to your husband of 3 years?" "No." "Never?" "Absolutely never." "How can it be never?" "Absolutely never." "How the hell does he know about this?" "OK, let's adjourn the meeting today." "Needn't we dress up like a woman for this meeting?" "Hello, Miss Ly." "Hello." "These furtive people can't do anything well." "He wouldn't touch the coffee for fear of poison." "So much for coffee drinker." "Please spit it out, Miss Ly." "The Yanghe Spirit Classic proposal needs to be redone." "I've put my remarks above." "Please take a look." "Mr Dong has read it." "The company hired me to make decisions like this." "I'll redo it then." "That's good." "Anything else?" "Not for now." "I've got other things to do." "I'd better go." "No time to bullshit with you." "Who do you think you are?" "I'm just the executive creative director." "Let us raise..." "I'm hexed." "What do you mean by hexed?" "My ears are filled with women's voices." "I can hear everything they are thinking." "Tell me what those old women are thinking." "They say this old fogey torture us every day with his broken voice." "But he's good-looking." "Looks like it's in our genes." "I knew I had this super power." "When your mom was still alive, I always knew what's in her mind." "I know what you think." "You resent that I have neither power nor money." "Power and money are what you want." "I'm not that narrow-minded." "I sing well so I won't let the people and my country down." "So what was Mom thinking when she's alive" "Hey." "She wondered why she had married this selfish, egomaniac man." "Your mom didn't only marry a man like me." "She also gave birth to a rascal like you." "Dad, why did you come home so early?" "It'd be too late if I came later!" "It's over!" "So embarrassing!" "Hello, Uncle." "Being caught by Dad..." "Get out!" "Damn you." "Dad." "He promised to take me to a party." "Don't mess it up." "I won't let you go to a party with this tramp." "Who said anything about a party?" "Boys of this age..." "I know what's in their heads." "I tell you." "Don't touch my daughter." "Your daughter?" "So now you're worried about me?" "How can I have a father like him?" "It's your blessing to have a father like this." "I'm splitting." "My clothes..." "Nobody's keeping you." "Get out!" "That's yours." "That's mine." "You come back!" "You come back!" "Come back!" "Be careful." "Wake up." "If I hadn't waken you up, your company would have fired you a long time ago." "Hurry and get up!" "I bought you a pancake." "So lazy!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Are you out of your mind?" "What happened?" "Wanna woo me?" "No more!" "No more!" "I don't hear anything." "You're crazy." "Auntie, you sing pretty well." "Sing?" "I didn't sing anything." "So many people have come in the past two days." "Nice brand." "İt's purple." "Goes well with my thong." "Is the thong comfortable, Auntie?" "I'm not as trendy as you think." "What's a thong?" "How does he know I wear that thong?" "How do I know you wear thong?" "I can hear what women are thinking." "Then tell me what I am thinking." "You think this guy is pulling your leg." "Try again." "You think this lipstick can stand for eye shadow." "L'Oreal for your eldest girl, mascara for the second." "This could be super power." "This power is a pain." "You call it a pain?" "If I had this power" "I could control my daughter-in-law totally." "If my husband had this power," "I wouldn't have any saving left." "Kid, with this power, can't you control every woman in the world?" "Let's just open a psychiatric clinic and call it "l Know Women's Heart"." "You understand me better than myself." "Your guess is so accurate." "Keep guessing." "Hi." "Bye." "Bye." "What can I help you?" "Didn't he say he'd buy me dinner?" "Why no action?" "I was too shy to ask." "But today I musted the courage to come here to ask you out for dinner tonight." "What do you think?" "I won't accept it so easily." "I'll pick you up at 7pm." "That's fattening." "Better let you eat it." "Eat." "It wouldn't help much anyway!" "My computer's down, and he didn't pick up the phone." "Is Jean-Pierre sick?" "Hi." "Mr Sun." "Is Pear ill?" "Pear?" "You're so humorous, Mr Sun." "OK, I'll do a proposal right away." "I can't let anybody know, especially Sun." "This client is huge." "I need to win it over." "Lotto marketing department." "Lot what?" "Miss Ly." "Mr Sun, come in." "What can I help you?" "I just want to show you my determination." "I hope you can give me a chance to win over that big client." "Big client?" "Which big Client?" "That Lot..." "Lot what?" "Does he mean Lotto?" "Lotto." "How did he find out about Lotto?" "Italy's No.1 sports brand." "Not many people know about this." "Your intelligence is amazing." "I know you won't mind." "Of course I don't mind." "Please take a seat." "OK." "However, this is still a trade secret." "Given the competitiveness in the market," "I think we better be more careful." "Do you know how big the fish is?" "I'll get that fish for sure." "Lotto's female line emphasizes female freedom and being unfettered." "He won't even get it." "Don't worry." "I'll win over Lotto." "Keep bragging." "I'll see how you'll do that." "Good!" "I'll wait for your good news." "Great!" "I find you two at the same time." "0 0 B CD 1 ." "I find something odd about it." "The bag is superfluous." "It gets the priorities wrong." "The bag is superfluous." "How should I say?" "It gets the priorities wrong." "What do you think, Miss Ly?" "How comes he thinks exactly like me?" "I agree." "I like Sun's idea." "Miss Ly, what do you think?" "I agree with Mr Dong." "Come to my office later." "Try the cigars I just bought." "See you later." "You can take it here." "Are you afraid I'll listen to your secrets?" "Doudou." "Where are you?" "If I bring 2 classmates home after class" "IS it OK?" "Of course." "Let's go, Doudou." "Wait..." "Bye." "I'm fine." "It's windy today." "Did you bring a jacket?" "Enjoy!" "Bye." "Girlfriend?" "Daughter." "Didn't know he had a daughter." "He's pretty nice to his daughter." "I love my daughter." "My dad loves me the most." "Why did I tell him this?" "Bye." "I'll make sure you leave within one month!" "What's the matter?" "Why was I so slow?" "The door is open." "Hi." "Hi." "Hello, girls!" "Hello, Uncle." "I'm Doudou's father." "That's Doudou's old man." "Nothing to eat in this place." "How boring!" "No wonder Doudou doesn't have any brand clothes." "Why are you still here?" "I'll be leaving soon." "I got a dinner." "Yes, there're 2 new brand stores at the Village." "Come shop with me when you're free." "Really?" "If you're hungry, order whatever you like." "Are you drunk?" "Your dad is so cool!" "I envy you." "007?" "I beg your pardon?" "007?" "007?" "How about Get Smart?" "Wearing shades in the evening." "Panther?" "Are you 007?" "Yes, 007." "Nice to meet you, 007." "Why are you so surprised?" "You look more 007 than 007." "Really?" "Really." "You're exactly how I imagine you to be." "Really?" "Yes." "You're the most beautiful 2-legged panther I've ever seen." "Thank you." "Where should we go?" "What's my favorite car?" "A convertible sports car." "Correct." "My favorite dessert?" "Chocolate mousse." "You're too incredible!" "I'll ask you another question." "I need to hit the can." "Be right back." "Hurry up!" "I still have 5 more questions." "Konichiwa." "Hello, do you have a VIP room?" "Sorry." "Our VIP rooms are only for celebrities and bosses." "Sorry about that." "Oh... you look familiar..." "You think so?" "Although you have your shades." "I know you are Gong Li." "If you say so." "This is a VIP room?" "Actually, our VIP room has been reserved." "But this is also in the VIP zone." "No paparazzi allowed." "Any special dishes?" "We just hired a new chef." "Our specialty now is roast lamb." "Very delicious." "This is the menu." "Ask me if you need anything." "We've not been properly introduced yet." "Please go ahead." "Ladies first." "My name is..." "Ly Yilong." "Why did he show up here?" "What a coincidence!" "You're here too." "This is my colleague, Sun Tzu..." "Gang." "Sun Zigang." "And this is?" "I was about to ask." "He's called 00" "Peter." "Peter." "He's an old friend." "Haven't seen him for years." "I have an old friend there too." "I won't disturb you then." "Please go ahead." "What's my favorite animal?" "Sheep." "Pigs." "Pigs?" "Yes." "No way." "You know, its my final year at NYU Business School, and it hit me" "I realized all the opportunities are here in mainland China so I decided to come and move to Shanghai." "I say we better go." "Okay." "This way please." "Ly Yilong." "Mr Dong." "You like the food here too, Ly?" "Yes." "My wife loves the sushi here." "I have my own room there." "Join us." "Your friend?" "Yes." "Come join us!" "Mr Dong." "Sun Zigang!" "Come join us!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "There goes my first date." "I didn't know roast lamb is Japanese food." "What a stupid girl!" "It's the first time I tried this wine." "It's not strong at all." "İsn't she the barista downstairs?" "Sun has poor taste in women." "Stop drinking." "You'd love me when I'm drunk." "It's easy to get drunk." "I shouldn't have asked him to come from Shanghai." "You're from Shanghai." "Yes." "What are you here for?" "In fact, I'm a head hunter." "I have a mission here." "What mission?" "To poach Miss Ly for Shanghai." "Several big ad agencies are after her." "He asks me out because of this?" "What?" "You're quitting?" "No, no... no!" "I'm very happy in this company." "Sorry, Peter." "İt's good that you're not quitting." "If you have any problems, just raise them." "If they'll raise your salaries, so shall we!" "Isn't it right?" "Come on!" "Excuse me." "Darling," "It's that bitch again." "Have you bought the bag for me?" "Hello?" "I was in a meeting." "Excuse me." "Your Mistress!" "Client!" "Liar!" "A client." "Let's drink!" "I'm sorry for this evening." "İt's OK." "I've been very happy." "I'll have dinner with your whole company next time." "You really want to poach me for Shanghai?" "I'm a head hunter." "I'm just kidding." "Of course, I also want to see you often." "Good." "I'll see you on line then." "Tonight..." "Really?" "I said online." "On line." "Okay." "Online." "Okay." "Bye." "See you." "See you." "I was planning to have a private date with you." "I'd no idea that Ly Yilong would show up." "What's the matter with you?" "You talked about Ly all night long." "Are you in love with her?" "Her?" "You must be kidding." "I like you." "Really?" "So true." "I live upstairs." "You want to come up for a while?" "How stupid!" "How could I say that?" "Maybe next time." "It hurts!" "I like you, but I don't want us to go so fast." "I'm afraid" "I might fall in love with you." "Then we'll let it happen." "Prince Pauper?" "I'll dump him if he doesn't propose." "It's been late." "Am I pregnant?" "What a gentleman!" "I'm maxed out my credit card again." "I get excited when I shop." "The bag is nice, but I can't afford it." "This guy looks like Andy La..." "This old fashioned one suits my mom." "Riding my bike always relaxes me." "I want my belly gone... 0 0 .1 0" "Beautiful pursuit, blissful possession." "That's perfect." "We need innovation." "Perhaps we can try rock 'n roll." "This font." "This one is better." "Mr Dong." "Have a seat." "Here's the layout." "Rock n' roll bride?" "Aren't they Sun's idea?" "Sun's idea?" "Hello, Miss Ly." "Mr Sun can't stand the heat." "Don't you have fans?" "Use them." "What can I help you?" "I have an idea." "From now on, everyone in this company should have a nickname that fits his personality." "Nicknames?" "That's my forte." "Let me give you a nickname first." "OK." "The Expert." "The Expert Sun." "Thank you." "How dare I accept this name in front of you?" "The Stealing Expert." "What do you mean?" "What did I steal?" "You know very well what you've stolen." "I want to know how you stole it." "What have I stolen?" "Spit it out." "Take it easy." "No need to be mad." "If you haven't stolen it, why should you be mad?" "Why am I mad?" "Sun Zigang!" "You should've been shrewder even if you stole it." "Change a bit." "Alter the look." "Make something new." "Come clean regarding this creativity idea one day, or don't let me see your face anymore." "Is that clear?" "Don't go." "Where's your proof?" "Come in." "You want the proof?" "There it is!" "Eavesdropping is the characteristic of this office." "It suits your style." "Who are you looking for?" "I'm looking for my father." "Who's your father?" "Sun Zigang." "He's in that room." "OK." "You're Doudou?" "How do you know who I am?" "Your father mentions you all the time." "Impossible." "Why impossible?" "Take a seat." "I don't look like him." "But you're prettier." "Really?" "Don't let him know." "I think he's jealous." "Right." "I think SO too." "Why're you here?" "There're visiting hours even in jail." "I'm here to see you." "Let's go." "Let's go shopping one day." "Bye!" "Bye." "What were you chatting about?" "Lots of things." "Don't be too close to her." "She's my enemy." "No wonder we hit it off so well." "Did you read the materials I sent last night?" "Yes." "Yes?" "Let's have a quiz today then." "In which city is Lotto's first flagship store located?" "Chongqing." "Wrong." "Guangzhou." "Nanjing." "Wrong." "Shanghai." "Wrong." "All wrong." "Stay here and study the materials." "Before you remember them, don't leave the room." "Where's Mr Sun?" "He's looking for his anima." "Coco." "You really think I'm sissy and not manly enough?" "I never said that." "Look at your girly fingers." "You said..." "You don't like my lipstick and my belly." "That rings a bell?" "Hippo must have told him." "What a big mouth!" "I really didn't tell him." "This company judges people by their appearance." "Look!" "Who cares?" "I better see that Korean doctor again and finish off my operation." "I like your simple style." "That's the same as saying I'm unfashionable." "Liu Yang." "I am saying you're natural and genuine." "She actually knows my name." "I'll take less next time." "I didn't know he's so good." "Having a fit like this, isn't it silly?" "It's a waste of time." "Looks like you and Yilong work out OK." "I admire your generosity, man!" "Yilong is not bad as a person, but she's not a team player." "She doesn't want to work with others?" "I spent a fortune hiring her." "I didn't mean that." "It's just that..." "Come on in." "Mr Dong, Miss Ly is here." "Good." "You have things to talk about." "Let me be excused." "Mr Dong, you're looking for me." "Miss Ly, please." "Miss Ly." "I've looked into the dispute of the creative idea." "Sun has been in our company for years." "To his team, this creative idea should be no big deal." "Sorry, Mr Dong." "I was too suspicious." "Miss Ly." "You better build up team spirit." "I understand." "Mr Sun, your magazine." "Just leave it there." "It's just biking." "Why such a heavy make-up?" "But it's an improvement." "At least not a woman in bikini." "When I ride a bike on the hill path by myself," "I'll look down on the scenery from the peak, and my worries will disappear." "That's real enjoyment." "Carry on." "What did I say?" "Hi Boss." "This is so creative!" "What does Liu Yang do in this company?" "She was a Copywriter before, but..." "But what?" "But what?" "I think because she's not good looking, she couldn't get into our creative team." "Which bastard decided that?" "You don't say." "This color only looks good on her." "Really?" "You're right." "You should shut your mouth" "Shut it... it's like a hippo." "Don't you know that?" "And you." "Always weight-conscious." "Be natural, and you'd be beautiful." "It's about time." "OK." "Get to work." "Go." "Bye, Mr Sun!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "I think he's still mad at me." "Mr Sun." "I want to apologize to you." "For what?" "Regarding that creative idea." "I'm sorry." "I've forgotten already." "I should thank you instead for awakening the anima within me." "Thank you." "Thanks for taking care of my girl the other day." "You're welcome." "I'm fond of her." "Really?" "Not bad at all." "But something is missing." "I feel that something's missing." "I also feel something missing." "What's missing?" "What are these girls thinking?" "No pressure." "Free and unfettered." "No pressure." "Free and unfettered." "Not bad." "Looks like he understands women after all." "No pressure." "Free and unfettered." "No pressure." "Free and unfettered." "Let me think if there's anything better." "No pressure." "Free and unfettered." "Lotto." "Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose." "Any good ideas?" "Not really." "Why did you nod your head then?" "What do you think of this?" "Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose." "Did I think aloud?" "How come we have the same idea again?" "What?" "Lot of pleasure..." "To wherever I choose." "Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose." "Write it down." "Miss Ly, it's very late." "Time to go home." "I thought we're off work already." "It's your boss's work but your own body." "What's this?" "Decorative art." "Rather impressionistic." "If you can guess what it is, I'll buy you a drink." "I hear you!" "Deal." "A cock?" "A dolphin?" "Who can tell it's a pot of orchids?" "Orchids!" "You really got it!" "Cheers!" "Cheers for what?" "Bottoms up!" "I've learnt a lot from you since you came." "I think we work quite OK together." "I think so too." "Help me look at something." "Sure." "Have a look at these Lotto materials." "Right here?" "Perhaps that one of yours..." "If we..." "What do you think?" "We re-arrange it this way." "Right..." "Okay, okay." "Stand over there and look." "This way..." "NO..." "Can you scoot over?" "I can't." "I like this the most." "This one is chubby." "And this..." "This one needs to lose weight." "Make a copy and give it to me on Monday." "Yes." "You're still here?" "Y es.." "It's the weekend." "Not spending time with your girl?" "She's too busy to need me around." "İt's my turn." "What?" "To buy you a drink" "How come we're getting closer?" "I need to run some errands." "I'll take a raincheck." "What?" "LOOK." "It's taken by you." "Yes." "So ugly." "Erase it." "No way." "Erase it." "I like this picture." "Why?" "You didn't put on any makeup that day." "I never let anyone see me without makeup." "I'm not a man?" "No, I don't mean that." "What are you most afraid of?" "Your dad?" "Your daughter?" "I'm afraid of baldness." "And you?" "Don't say it." "Let me guess." "Look at me." "You're afraid of glasses." "You got it again." "Yes." "I'm afraid of trusting the wrong person, even with my glasses on." "Can you see me clearly?" "You're very exact." "How so?" "You crawled out of the office early in the morning." "You saw that?" "Of course." "I even took pictures of you." "Erase the picture." "No." "You're very natural in the picture." "You're in a good mood today." "It shows?" "You've met?" "How do you feel?" "You've taken my advice." "He's quite a nice guy." "You'll get along with 007." "What 007?" "It's not him?" "Are you ready?" "You should lead the Lotto presentation later." "No, it's your creative idea." "We agreed, right?" "What's wrong with him today?" "I'm a bit nervous." "Relax." "You can do it." "Time to go." "OK." "The same path, but not the same way." "Rather than marking time indoors, why not enjoy the speed of wind with me?" "Tap into your senses and encounter unexpected wonder." "Lotto:" "Lot of pleasure" "To wherever I choose." "No." "Go back in!" "What are you wearing?" "Doudou." "We never have a father and daughter talk." "Let's have a good chat today." "Buy me a dress and you're my best friend?" "I'm not striving to be your best friend." "I know I've not been a good father." "Just like grandpa." "So you're a good dad now?" "But that doesn't mean I have no right to educate you." "Educate me?" "Do you know?" "Boys and girls don't think alike these days." "How do you know what girls think?" "Girls want boys to enjoy their company." "Boys don't think the same." "Boys only think of that." "Sex education?" "Just say so." "Mom told me about it when 1 was 10!" "You never minded me all these years." "What's wrong with him now?" "I'm going to the movies with my friends." "Got to go." "Go." "That's a CD I bought for Grandpa." "Please pass it to him." "I'll take it back for you." "That's OK." "This old pa should accept his fate, man." "What she said was right." "İt's from Doudou." "This child is very precocious." "She knows I'm starting a choir." "Look." "She bought this CD for me." "You're getting popular." "What's your secret?" "What's your secret?" "Let me tell you." "I finally understand you need to be frank to others before they will be frank to you." "What kind of crap theory is that?" "You know this crap theory all along." "You do know how to pick." "You picked the only pic where Mom was smiling." "You've become a public darling in just a few days!" "So beloved." "When Mom was still alive, what had you done?" "I admit" "I wasn't a good father and I wasn't a good husband." "When your mom was alive," "I never knew what she wanted and I never wanted to know." "I admit I'm a baritone." "I never regret that." "My only regret is" "I never listened to what your mom had to say." "Yilong." "İt's me." "How did he know it's me?" "I have caller display." "Right." "How silly!" "What's up?" "Nothing much." "Just want to say hi." "I want to see you." "What a coincidence!" "I was planning to call you." "Are you free to meet up?" "Sure." "Why so quiet today?" "I forget who said this." "Jazz is like an old man narrating his whole life, laying bare all the sins he has committed." "As one gets older, one fears loneliness the most." "Not only old men." "Everyone is afraid of loneliness." "A formidable person like you won't stay in our company for long." "One of these days you're bound to leave us." "Why are you saying this?" "Peter said it the other evening at the sushi place." "I was shocked." "I thought you really were leaving." "I won't." "You promise?" "If I'm gone, who will bother you anymore?" "What song would you want to hear?" "I'll listen to whatever songs you sing." "I'm dedicating this song to my friend." "İt's for you." "Every time I look into the mirror of my mind" "I barely recognize the man I see" "I feel the tide is turning and I'm stranded out at sea" "I thought I could survive" "But reality has got a better part of me" "If I could I would change my yesterday" "I would listen to my heart and then" "Today I'd see what true love could be" "And I won't let tomorrow" "I won't let tomorrow slip away" "If I could I would change my yesterday" "I would listen to my heart and then" "Today I'd see what true love could be" "And I won't let tomorrow" "I won't let tomorrow slip away" "Haven't been that happy for a while." "Thanks!" "Ditto." "I shouldn't invite him over." "It's too late." "It's late." "See you at the office tomorrow." "All right." "Goodnight." "Hey." "Goodnight." "Hi." "Hi." "Since our last date, one week has passed by." "You never called me again." "You didn't even come for coffee." "I'm actually..." "I know your secret." "Or how do you know women's hearts so well?" "You know?" "I can't fool me." "You're so considerate and sensitive." "Just spit it out." "I admit I'm..." "I'm..." "Gay, right?" "NO..." "I couldn't understand at that time how comes with my body and looks," "I could still be dumped." "I'd rather jump off a building." "Wait." "Listen to me." "Drive." "Stop!" "Stop!" "I'm sorry." "I admit..." "I'm gay." "Zigang, thank you for your honesty." "Good." "Yilong," "I don't know when I can come clean to you." "I'm not an honest person." "I have to tell you this," "Of... or I'll regret for the rest of my life." "İsn't it a bit too indirect?" "Cut to the chase." "You get it, Sun?" "Yilong, I'm a shameless man." "I cheat, lie, plagiarize..." "Isn't that a bit too strong?" "Mr Sun." "Let me take you to a place to celebrate." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "My new apartment." "So beautiful." "You bought it?" "You really bought it?" "I really bought it." "Didn't I promise you I wouldn't leave?" "What's upstairs?" "Go up and have a look." "Come." "Let's drink to your new apartment!" "NO," "We should drink to you today." "Your proposal was a success." "You're the pride of our company." "I should say that about you." "I know your contribution in this matter." "Without you, it couldn't have been a success." "He's a bit weird." "Did I say something wrong?" "I have a lot of friends but only a few I can share my confidence." "I want to share something with you today." "Sure." "We won't talk shop today anyway." "You can tell me anything." "Is he going to say he's in love with me?" "I'm a dishonest man." "Can you accept..." "Are you feeling all right?" "Do you have painkillers?" "I'll look for them." "Don't worry." "I'll go buy." "I'll go with you." "No..." "No..." "Really no need..." "I'll be back soon." "It was a great singing session." "'IO-minute tea break." "Your act is equivalent to piracy." "You know that?" "Did you confess to her?" "I hinted." "Hinted?" "I know you'll say that." "She won't believe me." "You sly fox!" "If you don't want to regret your whole life like me, you better come clean to her right away." "Got it?" "Go now!" "Tell the truth." "You must tell her the truth." "Hey!" "Come back." "What's her name again?" "Invite her to my concert." "Let's chat in the evening." "I'm busy right now." "Mr Dong." "I have a new idea for Lotto." "Have a look." "This..." "Since you came to our company, you brought us lots of new ideas." "I like our team, and I work very well with Mr Sun." "However, the market is very bad right now." "Our company is still short of capital." "We had a board meeting yesterday." "We need to cut some of our high salaried staffs." "Mr Dong." "What do you mean?" "mean..." "We have 2 creative directors in this company." "I'm the executive creative director." "I know." "In a company of our scale only one creative director is enough." "LOOK." "You were hired by me." "I need to set an example for the board's decision." "Sun is almost our founding member." "He would have to stay." "Therefore..." "I understand." "This is the board's decision, not mine." "Don't worry, Mr Dong." "I've been working here for quite some time" "but I never had a break." "İt's time I took a vacation." "When we're listed one day, I'll hire you back." "Good, I'm looking forward to that day." "I'll get going, Mr Dong." "How can I survive without Sichuan food abroad?" "I'll call you back in a bit." "Can I have a word with you?" "Good timing." "I'm looking for you." "You managed to win Lotto over." "I'm so proud of you." "I confess hiring Ly Yilong was a mistake." "Effective today, you'll be our ECD." "The company still relies on us old fogies." "What about Yilong?" "She's gone." "She's quite tactful." "Said she's not used to here." "What kind of boss are you?" "I'm still not quite sure about this." "It happened so suddenly." "Don't worry." "It might be a blessing in disguise." "Already 3 Shanghai companies want to see you." "Let's talk when I arrive this afternoon." "See you in the evening." "See you in the evening." "Yilong?" "İt's your ex-wife!" "Back from honeymoon?" "What's with Doudou?" "She called me 3 times." "She's in a bad mood and the phone hung up." "What's going on?" "Are you supposed to take her to Erdong's birthday party?" "That's right." "Baby, are you OK?" "Doudou?" "Where's Doudou?" "Did you piss her off?" "Your daughter is too immature." "She wouldn't let me touch her." "Hey man, aren't you a womanizer?" "Teach me a trick or two." "Be good, young man." "I'm been looking madly for you." "Let's chat." "You got booze?" "Yes." "My dad has a concert." "He wants you to go with me." "Thank you." "You're really leaving?" "You want me to stay?" "I got something to explain to you." "The rock 'n roll bride is your idea." "Lotto's is also yours." "I stole your creative ideas." "Listen..." "You can hear my thoughts?" "I Can." "Are you done with lying?" "İt's true." "He's making me confused." "I'm making you confused." "What kind of person is he really?" "I'm a jerk." "I'm not what you think." "I understand." "Since I was little, I've felt that I'm a smart person." "Everybody says I'm smart." "But now, I feel I'm especially stupid." "Can you forgive me?" "Let's start over." "Don't go." "Are you done?" "You better go." "If you don't go, I'll go." "Sir!" "Sir!" "He was just struck by lightning." "So amazing." "He's perfectly all right!" "İt's gone." "Sir, are you all right?" "I'm fine..." "Are you alright?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "We should go, we might miss our flight." "OK." "Peter." "Still thinking of her?" "No." "I wonder whether Grandpa can sing that High C." "Can I sit here?" "The seat was reserved for you." "I'm proud of you." "Good." "Can you still hear my thoughts?" "Tell me." "Anyway, you're not leaving." "Mr Sun" "Morning" "Morning, Mr Sun" "Hello, Mr Sun?" "Hello." "Mr Sun"
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"And then peritonitis set in and he went like that." "He certainly was a lucky lawyer." "Teeny-weeny steps, now." "Remember we had a teeny-weeny heart attack." "Oh, shut up!" "Williams, my cane." "Here he comes!" "Good afternoon." "Thank you very much." "Everybody back to work." "Sir Wilfrid, if you don't mind, I'd like to read you a poem to welcome you back." "Very touching." "You can recite it after office hours in your own time." "Now back to work." "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing." "I'm just happy that you're your old self again." "Any more sentimentality around here, I shall go back to the hospital!" "They won't take him back." "He wasn't really discharged, you know, he was expelled for conduct unbecoming a cardiac patient." "Put these in water, blabbermouth!" "Come on in, Carter." "Look at this room." "It's ugly, old and musty." "But I never knew I could miss anything so much." " Missed you too, you musty old buzzard." " Oh, thank you, sir." "I'm not a religious man, but when they carted you off, I went out and lit a candle." " Why, thank you, Carter." " Actually, sir, I was lighting it for myself." "If anything happened to you, what would happen to me, after 37 years?" "37 years!" "Has it been all that long?" "Yes, sir." "This is 1952, that was in October 1915." "The Shepherd's Bush murder." "The chemist accused of putting cyanide in his uncle's toothpaste." "My first murder trial." "I was more frightened than the defendant." "First time I rose to make an objection, my wig fell off." "Where's my wig?" "Right here." " I've guarded it with me life." " I hope it still fits." "I lost 30lbs in that wretched hospital." "Still, I suppose my head isn't any smaller." "What's all this?" " We've put it in mothballs." " Mothballs?" "Am I not to practise again?" "Of course." "The solicitors have been breaking down our doors." " I've got some interesting briefs for you." " That's better." "Divorce case, a tax appeal, and an important marine insurance claim." " Nice smooth matters with excellent fees." " No, Carter." "I'm sorry, but you're not to undertake any criminal cases." "Your doctors have..." "Doctors!" "They've deprived me of alcohol, tobacco, female companionship." "If only they'd let me do something worthwhile!" "Sorry, sir." "Might as well get a bigger box, more mothballs, put me away too." " 2.30, Sir Wilfrid." "Time for our little nap!" " Oh, get out!" "Beddy-bye." "We'd better go upstairs now, get undressed and lie down." " We?" "What a nauseating prospect." " Upstairs, please." "Are you aware that, while on my sickbed," "I seriously considered strangling you with one of your own rubber tubes." "I would then have admitted the crime, retained myself for the defence." "My lord, members of the jury, I hereby enter a plea of justifiable homicide." "For four months this alleged angel of mercy has pored, probed, punctured, pillaged and plundered my helpless body while tormenting my mind with a steady drip of baby talk." "Come along now, like a good boy." "Oh, no." "Take your hands off me, or I'll strike you with my cane." " You wouldn't, it might break your cigars." " What cigars?" " The ones you're smuggling in your cane." " Cane?" "You could be jailed for this." "You had no search warrant." "In hospital he'd hide cigars and brandy all over the place." "We called him Wilfrid the fox." " I'm confiscating these." " Can't I have just one?" "No." "Upstairs." "A few puffs after meals?" "Please." "I'll do it." "Some dark night when her back is turned, I'll snatch her thermometer and plunge it between her shoulder blades." "So help me, I will." "Oh, no, sir." "You mustn't walk up." "We've installed something for you here." "It's a lift." "A lift?" "I'm sick of this plot to make me a helpless invalid." "I think it's a splendid idea." "Let's try it, shall we?" "Out of there." "I'll try it." "It's my lift because it was my heart attack." "Here you are." "Simply press this button for up and this one for down." "Carter, I warn you, if this contraption should collapse, if the barrister should fall off the bannister..." "Remarkable." "Smoothest flight I've had in years." " Upsy-daisy!" " Once more to get the feel of the controls." "Good afternoon." "Is it possible to see Sir Wilfrid?" "I didn't make an appointment, but this is urgent." "If it's about a brief, I'm sorry, but we're full." "Sir Wilfrid has all that he can handle." "I'm sure he'll want this brief." "Serious criminal matter." "Absolutely not, Mr Mayhew." "Sir Wilfrid is still convalescent." "He can't accept anything of an overstimulating nature." "Put me on a diet of bland civil suits." "Hello, Mayhew." "Hello." "Distressing news about your health." "It's tragic." "You'd better get a man with younger arteries." "If you could just give us a few minutes." "This is Mr Leonard Vole." " He's in rather a ghastly mess, I'm afraid." " How do you do, Mr Vole?" "Well, according to Mr Mayhew, I'm not doing at all well." "Sir Wilfrid!" "Sir Wilfrid!" " You're dawdling again!" " Oh, shut up!" "Sorry, Mayhew." "Try me again when you've something not too stimulating." "Like a postman bitten by a stray dog." "I wish you could help us, Wilfrid, but I quite understand." "Take care of yourself." "Mayhew!" "Mayhew!" "Oh, no." "Sir Wilfrid, please." "Don't worry, we won't take the brief, but an old friend needs help." "Surely I can give him a word of advice." "Come on, I'll give you five minutes." "No, no, I don't want you, just Mayhew." "Our nap!" "Sir Wilfrid!" "Our nap!" "You go ahead." "Start it without me." "This is your fault." "You should not have permitted it." "It is not my fault." "I distinctly told Sir Wilfrid no criminal cases." "Well, if it's anyone's fault, I expect it's mine." "Seems silly to me, but Mr Mayhew thinks it's very urgent." " He thinks I may be arrested any minute." " Arrested for what?" "Well, for murder." "Oh!" "It's the case of Emily French." "You've probably seen reports in the press." "Middle-aged widow, well-off, living with a housekeeper at Hampstead." "Mr Vole had been with her earlier." "When the housekeeper returned, she found her dead, struck on the back of the head and killed." "Vole seems caught in a web of circumstantial evidence." "Perhaps if I gave you the details you'd suggest the strongest line of defence." " I'd probably think better with a cigar." " Of course." "No previous convictions." "He's of good character with an excellent war record." " You'd like him a lot." " They've confiscated the matches." "A light." "The defence may turn on establishing an alibi for the night of the murder." " I haven't got any." "Let me get you some." " Lord, no!" "You don't know Miss Plimsoll." "This will take all our cunning." "Young man!" "Come here, please." "Your solicitor and I feel you may be able to enlighten me on an important point." " Yes." "Thank you." " Sir Wilfrid!" "You're not in bed yet?" "Upstairs!" " Give me a match." " Sorry, I never carry them." " What?" "You said I'd like him." " But I do have a lighter." "You're quite right, Mayhew, I do like him." "Thank you." "Can you imagine Miss Plimsoll's face if she saw me now?" "Then let's make absolutely sure that she doesn't." "Splendid." "All the instincts of a skilled criminal." " Thank you, sir." " Here." "Whether or not you murdered a middle-aged widow, you certainly saved the life of an elderly barrister." "I haven't murdered anybody." "It's absurd." "Christine, that's my wife, she thought I may be implicated and needed a lawyer." "That's why I went to see Mr Mayhew." "Now he thinks he needs a lawyer and now I have two lawyers." "It's rather silly." "I am a solicitor." "Sir Wilfrid is a barrister." "Only a barrister can actually plead a case in court." " Oh, I see." " She shall not even find the ashes." " Sit down." " Thank you." "I saw in the paper that Mrs French had been found dead with her head bashed in." "It also said the police were anxious to interview me since I visited that evening." " Naturally, I went to the police station." " Did they caution you?" "I don't quite know." "They asked if I'd like to make a statement and said they'd write it down and it might be used against me." "Is that a caution?" "Well, it can't be helped now." " They seemed quite satisfied." " They seemed satisfied, Mr Vole." "He thinks that he made a statement and that's the end of it." "Isn't it obvious that you will be regarded as the principal suspect?" "I'm afraid you'll be arrested." "I've done nothing!" "Why should I be arrested?" "This is England!" "You don't get arrested or convicted for crimes you haven't done." "We try not to make a habit of it." "But it does happen, though, doesn't it?" "Of course." "There was that case of that fellow, whatshisname, Adolph Beck." "In jail for years and they suddenly found it was another chap." " He'd been innocent!" " Unfortunate, but restitution was made." "He received a pardon, a bounty from the crown, and was restored to normal life." "That's all right for him." "What if it had been murder?" "What if he'd hanged?" "How would they have restored him to his normal life then?" "Mr Vole, you must not take such a morbid point of view." "It's just when you say these things are closing in on me, it's like a nightmare." "Relax." "You're in the hands of the finest, most experienced barrister in London." "Let's get this straight." "I may have done something highly unethical." "I've taken your cigar but I'm not taking your case." "I can't." "I'm forbidden." "My doctors would never allow it." "I'm truly sorry, young man." "But if you'd like the case handled by these chambers," " I'd recommend Mr Brogan-Moore." " Yes." "A very able man." " I second Sir Wilfrid's recommendation." " All right, sir, if you say so." "Hold this." "Carter?" "I would like to see Brogan-Moore here as soon as he comes in from court." "Sir Wilfrid, I have never known such insubordination." "Not even as a nurse during the war." "What war was that?" "The Crimean War, no doubt." "You'll like Brogan-Moore, he's had excellent training." "Under me." "This morning I had no lawyers at all and now suddenly I have three." "We should explain that I have very little money." "I shan't be able to pay all the costs and fees." "We'll get a fourth lawyer to sue you." "He won't get very much." "I haven't had a job in four months." " What sort of work do you do?" " Well, uh..." "My last job was as a mechanic." "The foreman kept riding me all the time." " I took it as long as I could, then I quit." " And before that?" "I worked in a department store, in toys, demonstrating children's building sets." "Of course, it lasted only during Christmas." "Before that I tested electric blankets." " Electric blankets?" " I suppose you think I'm a bit of a drifter." "It's true, in a way, but I'm really not like that." "My army service unsettled me." "That and living abroad." "I was stationed in Germany." "It was fine there, though." "That's where I met my wife." "She was an actress, and a good one." "She's a wonderful wife to me, too." "But I haven't been much of a provider, I'm afraid." "Somehow, I just don't seem able to settle down now I've come back to this country." " If I could just put my eggbeater across." " Eggbeater?" "Yes, sir." "I, uh, I'm a bit of an inventor." "Nothing big, just little household things." "Pocket pencil sharpeners, key chain flashlights." "But my best is really this eggbeater." "It not only beats, it also separates the yolk from the white." "Is that really desirable?" "If you were a housewife, you'd see it right away." "The trouble is, I need money for manufacturing and promotion." "I was really hoping that's what Mrs French might do for me after I met her." " Exactly how did you meet Mrs French?" " That's rather funny in itself." "It was 3 September." "I remember because it's my wife's birthday." "I was window-shopping in Oxford Street, daydreaming about what I'd buy for her, if I had any money." " You really like this one?" " Very much." " You don't think it's too mad?" " Mad?" "Not at all." "Daring, perhaps." "I wouldn't recommend it to every woman." "But you?" " Why shouldn't you attract attention?" " You think so?" "Absolutely." "But if I could suggest one little thing." "Perhaps we could tip it and bring it back a bit like that." "Show more of your face." " My bus." "Goodbye." " Good..." "You buy that hat." "I insist." "Actually, it was a ridiculous sort of hat - a silly thing with ribbons and flowers." "I'm constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders." "Go on, please." "I was only trying to be nice to make her feel good." "I never dreamed I'd see her again." "Or the hat." " But you did?" " Yes, a few weeks later." "Again, by accident." "I was peddling my eggbeaters and business was a little slow." "Would you mind, madam?" "Your hat." " Oh, it's you!" " Hello!" "It's your fault, you know." "You chose it yourself." " May I?" " Sure, if you like." "Thank you." "It's such a bother taking it off and putting it back on again." "That chap is Jesse James." "They've led him into an ambush." "It's not at all cricket." " Don't worry, he shoots his way out." " He does?" " I've seen it." "I got to the movies a lot." " You do?" "I get restless so I go out." "Then I find I've no place to go so I go to the movies." "Sometimes I see the same one two or three times." "Ooh." " Toffee?" " Oh, yes, please." "At this time you had no idea that Mrs French was well-off?" "No." "Absolutely not." "We were sitting in the cheap seats." "All I knew was she seemed to be very lonely, had no friends whatsoever." "She and her husband lived abroad in British Nigeria." "He was in the colonial service." "He died in '45, of a heart attack." "Please, Mayhew, not when I'm smoking." "Go on, young man." "Well, they finally polished off Jesse James, and after we left the movie she invited me to her house for tea." "I think it's the most fascinating thing I've ever seen." "Janet, come and look." "I've seen eggbeaters before, ma'am." "But this beats so quickly and it separates too!" "It must be cen-trifugal or centrifugal, which is it?" "It's specific gravity, but it whips cream too." "Did you hear that, Janet?" "It whips cream too." "We must have one." "Is it expensive?" "Compliments of the inventor, manufacturer and sole distributor." "Thank you." "We'll use it constantly, won't we, Janet?" "Come, we'd better get out of here." "Janet doesn't like visitors in her kitchen." "Ha!" "It's a bit chilly in here, isn't it?" "Shall we have a fire?" "Why not?" "This is a charming room." "Hubert and I collected all these things when we lived in Africa." "Hubert was my husband." "Well, now, there's a loveable chap." "That's the mask of the witch doctor." "He wore it when he pulled our servants' teeth." "So Hubert used to call him a witch dentist." " Hubert was so witty." " Yes, I can see that." "Oh, here's tea." " Let's use our good silver and china." " Oh, no, don't bother, Mrs French." " This is perfectly all right." " Lemon or milk, please?" " I don't really care." " Would you prefer sherry?" " That'd be fine." " We've no' got any." "Oh, but we have." "There's that bottle, the one we bought last Christmas." "If you care for an eggnog there's a wasted egg in the kitchen ready and separated." "Do sit down." "Don't mind Janet, Mr Vole." "It's just that she's terribly Scotch." "Oh, is she?" "I thought she came with the collection." "You know, maybe I'll take a glass of sherry myself." "I feel like Christmas, somehow." "After that I saw her once or twice a week." "She always kept a bottle of sherry for me." "We'd talk, play canasta, listen to gramophone records," "Gilbert and Sullivan mostly." "It's so weird to think of her now, lying in that living room, murdered." "I assure you she's been moved by now." "To leave her would be unfeeling, unlawful, and unsanitary." "Tell Sir Wilfrid about the evening of the murder." "I went around to see her about eight o'clock." "She fixed a sandwich, we talked, listened to The Mikado." "I left about nine." "I walked home." "I got there about half past." "I can prove that." "I can swear to it, in or out of court, in the witness box, anywhere!" "How much money did you get from Mrs French?" " Nothing." " The truth." "How much?" " Why should she give me any money?" " Because she was in love with you." "That's ridiculous." "She liked me." "She pampered me like an aunt." "But that's all, I swear." " Why didn't you tell her you had a wife?" " I did!" "But you never took your wife along when you went there." "Why not?" " Because..." " Because what?" "Because she was under the impression we didn't get along too well." " Is that true?" " No!" "We love each other." " Then how did she get that impression?" " She just seemed to want to believe it." " You never corrected her." "Why?" " I was afraid she'd lose interest." "Because she was rich, and you were after her money." "Well, yes, in a way." "I was hoping for a loan for my new invention." "Just a few hundred pounds." "An honest business proposition, that's all." "Is that so wicked?" "You knew it was the housekeeper's day off?" " Well, yes." " You went there because she'd be alone?" "No, because I thought she might be lonely." "All right, lonely." "You and the rich lonely widow all alone in that house with a gramophone blaring The Mikado." "Perhaps you turned up the volume to drown her cries." " When I left her she was alive!" " When Janet came back she was dead." "The house had been ransacked!" "It said in the papers." "It must've been a burglar." "I didn't do it." "No matter how bad things look, I didn't do it!" "You must believe me." "You do believe me, don't you?" "I do now, but I wasn't sure." "That's why I subjected your eyes and my arteries to that ordeal." " I'm sorry." " That's all right." "As for things looking bad, they don't look bad, Mr Vole, they look terrible." " Apparently you've no alibi at all." " But I have." "I left Mrs French's at nine." " By bus or underground?" " No, I walked." "It was a fine night." " Did anyone see you?" " Christine saw me when I got home." "It was 9.26." "I know because I went right to work on a clock I've been tinkering with." " My wife will tell you." " Your wife loves you, yes?" "Very much." "We're devoted to each other." "You realise, Mr Vole, the testimony of a devoted wife does not carry much weight." "People might think Christine would lie on my account?" "It has been known, Mr Vole." "Blood is thicker than evidence." " Ah, Brogan-Moore." "Come in, come in." " So good to have you out of hospital." "I didn't get a full pardon, I'm out on parole." "You know Mr Mayhew, I believe." " This is his client, Mr Leonard Vole." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" " The Emily French murder." " Oh, how do you do?" " Badly, thank you." "A mass of circumstantial evidence." "No alibi whatsoever." "It's a hot potato." " Tossing it into your lap." " Much obliged." "Your line of defence, however, will be lack of motive." "You will agree that we can rule out a crime of passion, hm?" "That leaves us with a murder for profit." "If Mr Vole had been sponging off Mrs French, why cut off the source of supply?" "Or, if he'd been hoping for a golden egg, why kill the goose before it was laid?" "No motive." "No motive whatsoever." " You find some flaw in this reasoning?" " No, no, it's very sound as far as it goes." "Well, it's all yours." "You'll find Mr Vole very responsive and quite candid." "So candid, he's already told me we'll have to sue him for our fees." "Oh, we'll simply put a lean on Mr Vole's $80,000." " What $80,000?" " The $80,000 Mrs French left you." "Left me?" "They opened Mrs French's bank vault today and found her will." " Congratulations." " $80,000!" "And I was worried about a couple of hundred for that silly eggbeater." "I must call Christine." "Oh." "This doesn't make things look any better for me, does it?" " No." "I wouldn't think so." " So now they'll say I did have a motive." "They will indeed. $80,000 makes for a very handsome motive." "I thought you were crazy but now they will arrest me!" "It's not unlikely." "As a matter of fact, it's quite likely." "They're on their way up now." "I knew nothing about that will." "I'd no idea she'd any intention of leaving me money." " If I didn't know, how can it be a motive?" " We'll certainly bring that out in court." " It's our old friend Inspector Hearne." " Chief Inspector as of last month." "Chief Inspector?" "They must think a lot of you at Scotland Yard." "You're getting the de luxe treatment." " Oh, in here, Chief Inspector." " Sorry to disturb you in your chambers." "That's perfectly all right." "I never object to the actions of the police" " except once in a great while in court." " Yes, sir, I still have the scars." "You know Mr Mayhew, Mr Brogan-Moore." "This is Leonard Vole." "You'd better search him, he may be armed with an eggbeater." " Is your name Leonard Vole?" " Yes, it is." "I have a warrant for your arrest on the charge of murdering Emily French." "I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence." "Well, I'm ready." "Must I be handcuffed?" "That won't be necessary, sir." "I've never been arrested before, not even for walking a dog off a lead" " or having a beer after hours." " There's no disgrace in being arrested." "Kings, prime ministers, archbishops, even barristers have stood in the dock." " Somebody better call my wife." " I will, don't worry." "I'll go too, see you're properly charged." " You will see to it that he is well-treated?" " We will." "Would you like a cigar?" "Pardon me." " That's very kind of you, Sir Wilfrid." " I'd better not." "It would constitute a bribe." "We ought to be going, Mr Vole." "One thing I've learned for sure, never look in a window with women's hats." "Good day, sir." "Makes a very nice impression, doesn't he?" " Yes, rather." "Give him the monocle test?" " Passed with flying colours." "I hope he does as well in the dock." "This is sticky, you know." "Of course." "The prosecution will blast in with their heaviest artillery." "All you'll have is one little popgun, an alibi furnished by his wife." "Isn't that an intriguing challenge?" "I think I'd like it more if it was less of a challenge and less intriguing." "Miss Plimsoll has issued an ultimatum." "In bed in one minute or she'll resign." "Splendid." "Give her a month's pay and kick her down the stairs." "Either you take care of yourself or I, too, shall resign." "This is blackmail." "But you're quite right." "For my first day this has already been rather hectic." "I should be in bed." "I'd better get in touch with Mrs Vole and have her come over." "Will you sit in?" "Thank you, no." "I'm in no condition to cope with emotional wives drenched in tears." "Miss Plimsoll, how alluring you look, waiting like a hangman on the scaffold." "Take me, I'm yours." "Oh!" "About Mrs Vole." "Handle her gently, especially when you tell her of the arrest." "Bear in mind she's a foreigner, so prepare for hysterics, even a fainting spell." "Better have smelling salts ready, box of tissues and a nip of brandy." "I do not think that will be necessary." "I never faint in case I don't fall gracefully, and I never use smelling salts because they puff up the eyes." "I'm Christine Vole." "How do you do?" "This is Mr Brogan-Moore." "How do you do?" " I am Wilfrid Robarts." " How do you do?" "My dear Mrs Vole, I'm afraid we have bad news for you." " Don't be afraid, I'm quite disciplined." " There's nothing to be alarmed about yet." "Leonard has been arrested and charged with murder." "Is that it?" " Yes." " I knew he would be, I told him so." "I'm glad you're showing such fortitude." "Call it what you like." "What is the next step?" "Your husband will have to stand trial, I'm afraid." "Will you explain the procedure?" "Mr Brogan-Moore will lead the defence." "Oh?" " You will not defend Leonard?" " Regrettably not." "My health, or, rather, the lack of it, forbids me." "It is regrettable." "Mr Mayhew described you as champion of the hopeless cause." "Is it, perhaps, that this cause is too hopeless?" "I'll have a serious talk with Dr Harrison." "It was a mistake to let you come back here." "I should have taken you to a rest-home or a resort." "Some place quiet, far off, like Bermuda." "Shut up." "You just want to see me in those nasty shorts." "Come now, Sir Wilfrid, you must not think of it." "You must get ready for sleep, think beautiful thoughts." "Now, let's get undressed." "Put these on, tops and bottoms, while I make your bed." "After your rest we'll have a nice cup of cocoa." "Then perhaps we'll have a walk around the square." "You know, I feel sorry for that nice Mr Vole." "And not just because he was arrested, but that wife of his." "She must be German." "That's what happens when we let our boys cross the Channel." "They go crazy." "The government should do something about foreign wives." "Like an embargo." "How else can we take care of our own surplus." "Don't you agree, Sir Wilfrid?" "All right." "Hop in!" "Sir Wilfrid?" "Sir Wilfrid!" "Come back!" "Yes, of course I knew that Leonard had been seeing Mrs French quite frequently." "Go on." "I knew when he came home with a pair of green socks she'd knitted for him." "That's quite natural." "I'm sure a jury will find it endearing." "Leonard can be very endearing." "He hates that particular shade of green and the socks were two sizes too large, but he wore them just the same to give her pleasure." "Leonard has a way with women." "I only hope he has an all-woman jury." "They will carry him from court in triumph." "A simple acquittal will do." "Now, you know Mrs French left your husband money?" "Yes." "A lot of money." "Of course, your husband had no previous knowledge of this bequest?" "Is that what he told you?" "Surely you're not suggesting different?" "Oh, no, no." "I do not suggest anything." "Clearly, she had come to look upon your husband as a son or favourite nephew." "You think Mrs French looked upon Leonard as a son?" "Or a nephew?" "I do." "An entirely natural and understandable relationship." "What hypocrites you are in this country." "Pardon me, Brogan-Moore." " Do you mind if I ask you a question?" " Go right ahead, Sir Wilfrid." "You realise your husband's entire defence rests on his word and yours?" " I realise that." " And that the jury will be quite sceptical of the word of a man accused of murder when supported only by that of his wife?" " I realise that too." " Let us, then, at least make sure" " the two are not in conflict." " By all means, let's." "I assume you want to help your husband?" "Of course I want to help Leonard." "I want to help Mr Brogan-Moore and to help you." "There." "Isn't that more comfortable for you?" "Now, Mrs Vole." "This is very important." "On the night of the murder your husband came home before 9.30." "Correct?" "Precisely." "Isn't that what he wants me to say?" "Isn't it the truth?" "Of course." "But when I told the police, I do not think they believed me." "Maybe I didn't say it well." "Maybe because of my accent." "My dear Mrs Vole, in our courts we accept the evidence of witnesses who speak only Bulgarian and who must have an interpreter." "We accept the evidence of deaf-mutes who cannot speak at all, as long as they tell the truth." "You're aware that when you're in the witness box you will be sworn" " and you will testify under oath?" " Yes." "Leonard came home at 9.26 precisely and did not go out again." "The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." "Is that better?" " Mrs Vole, do you love your husband?" " Leonard thinks I do." " Well, do you?" " Am I already under oath?" "Whatever your gambit may be, do you know that, under British law, you cannot be called to give testimony damaging to your husband?" "How very convenient." "We are dealing with a capital crime." "The prosecution will try to hang your husband." "He is not my husband." "Leonard and I went through a form of marriage, but I had a husband living somewhere in East Germany, in the Russian zone." " Did you tell Leonard?" " I did not." "It would have been stupid." "He would not have married me and I'd have been left to starve in the rubble." "But he did marry you and brought you safely here." "Don't you think you should be grateful?" "One can get very tired of gratitude." "Your husband loves you very much, does he not?" "Leonard?" "He worships the ground I walk on." "And you?" "You want to know too much." "Auf Wiedersehen, gentlemen." "Thank you for coming in, Mrs Vole." "Your visit has been most reassuring." "Do not worry, Sir Wilfrid." "I will give him an alibi and I shall be very convincing." "There will be tears in my eyes when I say "Leonard came home at 9.26 precisely. "" "You're a very remarkable woman, Mrs Vole." "And you're satisfied, I hope?" " I'm damned if I'm satisfied!" " Care for a whiff of those smelling salts?" "That woman's up to something." "But what?" "The prosecution will break her down in no time when she's in the witness box." "This case is going to be rather like the charge of the Light Brigade or one of those Japanese suicide pilots." "Quite one-sided." "With the odds all on the other side." "I haven't got much to go on, have I?" "The fact is, I've got nothing." "Let me ask you something." "Do you believe Leonard Vole is innocent?" "Do you?" "Do you?" "I'm not sure." "Oh, I'm sorry, Wilfrid." "Of course, I'll do my best." "It's all right, Brogan-Moore." "I'll take it from here." "I have called Dr Harrison and given him a report on your shocking behaviour." " Give me a match, Miss Plimsoll." " Sir Wilfrid!" "Did you hear me?" "A match!" "Mr Mayhew." "Sir Wilfrid." "I'm told you are going to represent me." "I'm very grateful." "I struck a bargain with my doctors." "They exile me to Bermuda as soon as we finish." " Thank you." " There's hope that we'll both survive." " Get into these." "We need a photograph." " Why?" "This is what you were wearing that night." "We'll circulate a photo on the chance that someone saw you on your way home." "Over here against the wall, please." "Hold it." "One more in profile, please." "Do we really need this?" "My wife knows what time I came home that night." "A disinterested witness may be of more value." "Yes, of course, Christine is an interested witness." "I'll pick up the negatives later." "Thank you." "I don't understand it." "Why hasn't she come to see me?" "Won't they let her see me?" "I mean, it's been two weeks now." "Mayhew, give me the reports." "Have you been talking to her?" "Is there something the matter?" "I want to read a portion of the evidence of Janet McKenzie, the housekeeper." ""Mr Vole helped Mrs French with her business affairs, particularly her income tax returns. "" "Oh, yes, I did." "Some of those forms are very complicated." "There's also a hint you may have helped her draft her new will." "Well, that's not true!" "If Janet said that she's lying." "She was always against me, I don't know why!" "It's obvious." "You threw an eggbeater into the wheels of her Victorian household." "Now, this cut in your wrist." "You say you cut yourself with a knife?" "Well, that's true, I did." "I was cutting bread and the knife slipped." "But that was two days after." "Christine was there." "She'll tell them in her evidence." "Are you keeping something from me?" "Is she ill?" "Was she shocked?" "All things considered, she took it well." "Though that may be only on the surface." "Wives are often profoundly disturbed at such a time." "Yes, it must be hard." "We've never been separated before." " Not since our first meeting." " How did you meet your wife, Mr Vole?" "In Germany in 1945." "It's rather funny." "The very first time I saw her, the ceiling fell right in on me." "I Was stationed outside Hamburg, With an RAF maintenance unit." "I'd just installed a shower in the officers' billet, so they gave me a Weekend pass." "Come on!" "Join the party" "Have a hearty glass of rum" "Don't ever think about tomorrow" "For tomorrow may never come" "When I find me a happy place" "That's where I wanna stay" "Time is nothing as long as I'm living it up this way" "I may never go home any more" "Dim the lights and start locking the door" "Give your arms to me Give your charms to me" "After all that's what sailors are for" "I've got kisses and kisses galore" "That have never been tasted before" "If you treat me right This could be the night" "I may never go home" "I may never go home" "I may never go home" "I may never go home" "I may never go home any more" "I may never go home any more" "Hey, Fräulein, show us some legs." "They rob you blind and then throw you a ruddy sailor!" " Come on, let's see 'em." " We want legs!" "Come help the cabaret out of her trousers!" "All right, Fräulein, if you won't show 'em, I will." "All right, outside, everybody." "Come on, let's go." "Come on." "Bring him round to the other truck." "We'll be back, baby!" "We'll be back!" "Gesundheit." " What are you looking for?" " My accordion." "Oh, let me help you." " I think I found it." " Step on it again, it's still breathing." "I'm terribly sorry." "You better go." "We've had trouble enough." "Well, it's your own fault." "That costume in the picture gave the boys ideas" " then those trousers let them down hard." " That costume went in the first raid." "Then raid by raid, my other dresses, and now you've bombed my trousers." "Cigarette?" "Gum?" "You're burning my nose." " Oh, I'm sorry." " That's all right." "How about a cup of coffee?" "I've got a tin of coffee." "How much?" "I don't know." "What's the rate of exchange?" " Depends whether it's fresh or powdered." " It's instant coffee." "Got any hot water at your place?" " Sometimes." " Let's take a chance." "Where do you live?" "Nearby." "Come." "Sorry, it's the maid's night off." "This is pretty horrible." "In a gemütlich sort of way." "Oh, it's fine now." "I used to have a roommate." "A dancer." "She had luck, she married a Canadian." "She now lives in Toronto." "She has a Ford automobile." "Make yourself comfortable, the stove is slow these days." "That's all right, I've got a weekend pass." "No, not that chair." "It holds up the beam and that holds up the ceiling." "You'd better sit down on the cot." "The cot?" "Getting more gemütlich all the time." "Are you married?" " Why?" " Well, the, um..." "Oh, that." "No, no, I'm not married." "I just wear it when I'm working." "Gives a little protection with all the men." " Didn't work too well tonight, did it?" " No, tonight was bad." "But it's getting better." " Where's the coffee?" " Ah, coffee, ja voll." "Finest Brazilian blend." "The same brand that Field Marshal Montgomery drinks." "Is that a fair rate of exchange?" "Very fair." "Would you be interested in having the whole tin?" "I would." " How are you fixed for sugar?" " I could use some." "Milk?" "Sure." "Milk." "Sugar." "It's a pleasure to do business with you." "Yeah." "I also carry biscuits, powdered eggs," " bacon, marmalade." " I don't know if I can afford it." "Don't worry, we'll work out something, like an instalment plan." "I may never go home any more" "I'm terribly sorry." "Now you have no ceiling." " Maybe I can fix it, I'm good at it." " Why fix it?" "It's not raining." "Ooh." " Are you all right?" " I think so." "My head aches a little." "Maybe I can fix it." "I'm good at it." "I had a weekend pass, a month's pay in my pocket." " And she already had a wedding ring." " Yes, that's right." "We got married." "When I got out of the service I brought her here." "It was wonderful." "I rented a little flat, Edgware Road." "First time she saw it, she was so happy she broke down and cried." "Naturally." "She had a solid roof over her head and a British passport." "You don't know her, how she feels about me." "You will when she gives evidence." "Mr Vole, I must tell you I am not putting her in the witness box." "You're not?" "Why not?" "She's a foreigner, unfamiliar with the subtleties of our language." "The prosecution could easily trip her up." "I hear it may be Mr Myers for the crown." "We can't take chances." "Quite." "We'd better be going." "Miss Plimsoll is waiting in the car with her pills" " and a Thermos of lukewarm cocoa." " Officer." " But Christine must give evidence." " Mr Vole, you must learn to trust me." "For no other reason than I'm a mean, ill-tempered old man who hates to lose." "Let us wish each other luck." "Look, I can't face this without Christine." "I tell you, I need her." "Without her I'm sunk." "Touching, isn't it?" "The way he counts on his wife." "Yes." "Like a drowning man clutching at a razor blade." "Leonard Stephen Vole, you are charged on indictment for that you, on the 14th day of October, in the county of London, murdered Emily Jane French." "How say you, Leonard Stephen Vole?" "Are you guilty or not guilty?" "Not guilty." "Members of the jury, the prisoner stands indicted for that he, on the 14th day of October, murdered Emily Jane French." "To this indictment he has pleaded not guilty." "And it is your charge to say, having heard the evidence, whether he be guilty or not." "Members of the jury, by the oath which you have just taken, you have sworn to try this case on the evidence." "You must shut out from your minds everything except what will take place in this court." "You may proceed for the prosecution, Mr Myers." "May it please you, my lord." "Members of the jury," "I appear in this case with my learned friend, Mr Barton, for the prosecution." "And my learned friends Sir Wilfrid Robarts and Mr Brogan-Moore appear for the defence." "I trust we are not to be deprived of the learned and stimulating presence of Sir Wilfrid?" "My lord, may I assure my learned friend that Sir Wilfrid is in the Old Bailey." "He's slightly incapacitated, but will be in his seat presently." "My lord, may I express my regret that Sir Wilfrid is even slightly incapacitated." "You may, Mr Myers." "You may also proceed with the case for the prosecution." "Thank you, my lord." "The facts in this case are simple and, to a point, not in dispute." "You will hear how the prisoner made the acquaintance of Mrs Emily French, a woman of 56." "How he was treated by her with kindness and even affection." "On the night of October 14 last, between 9.30 and 10, Mrs French was murdered." "Medical testimony will be introduced to prove that death was caused by a blow from a blunt and heavy instrument, and it is the case for the prosecution that the blow was dealt by the prisoner, Leonard Vole." "That's not true!" "I didn't do it!" "Among the witnesses, you will hear police evidence, also the evidence of Mrs French's housekeeper, Janet McKenzie, and from the medical and laboratory experts, and the evidence of the murdered woman's solicitor, who drew her final will." "I now call Chief Inspector Hearne, Criminal Investigation Department," " New Scotland Yard." " Chief Inspector Hearne." " Chief Inspector Hearne." " Chief Inspector Hearne." "This is ridiculous." "Just nervous heartburn." "I always get it the first day of a trial." "240 above 130." "You shouldn't be here at all." " I should be in court, the trial's begun." " Syringe, please." "Be a good, brave boy, Sir Wilfrid." "It may interest you to know that I am descended from a warrior family which traces its brave past back to Richard the Lion-Hearted." "You're to have a calcium injection daily," " tranquillising pill every hour." " I'll set my wristwatch alarm." "Any pain or shortness of breath, pop one of these nitroglycerin tablets under your tongue." "Oh, and I'll leave you some..." "That's enough, Doctor." "The judge will be asking for a saliva test." "Carter, I'd better take that Thermos of cocoa with me." " Helps me wash down the pills." " Let me see it, please." "My learned patient is not above substituting brandy for cocoa." "It is cocoa." "So sorry." "If you were a woman, Miss Plimsoll, I would strike you." "Take care of this, Carter." "Now, Sir Wilfrid, in the courtroom, you must avoid overexcitement." "Yes, Doctor, yes, yes." "Watch your temper." "Keep your blood pressure down." "Thank you, Doctor, I shall be quite safe, what with the pills and the cocoa." "Come along, Carter." "From the body temperature and other factors, we placed the time of death at between 9.30 and 10pm, approximately 30 minutes before Janet McKenzie returned home and called us." "Death was instantaneous, caused by one blow from a heavy and blunt instrument." "Were there any signs of a struggle?" "None." "Just the one blow." "Would that indicate that the murderer had taken Mrs French by surprise?" "My lord, I must object." "My learned friend refers to the assailant as "the murderer"." "We have not yet determined whether the assailant was a man or a woman." "It could quite conceivably have been "the murderess"." "Mr Myers, Sir Wilfrid has joined us just in time to catch you on a point of grammar." "Please rephrase your question." "Yes, my lord." "Inspector, is it your opinion that the assailant, whether he, she or it, had taken Mrs French by surprise?" "My lord, I am taken by surprise that my learned friend should try to solicit from the witness an opinion, not a fact." "Quite so." "You'll have to do better than that, Mr Myers." "My lord, I withdraw the question entirely." " Is that better?" " That's much better." "Silence!" "Silence!" "Very well, Inspector, let us proceed with the facts." "After establishing the cause and the time of death, what did you then do?" "A search was made, photographs were taken and the premises fingerprinted." " What fingerprints did you discover?" " I found the fingerprints of Mrs French, those of Janet McKenzie, and some which later proved to be those of Leonard Vole." " No others?" " No others." "Did you say the room had the appearance that a robbery had been committed?" "Yes." "Things were strewn about and the window had been broken near the catch." "There was glass on the floor, and fragments were found outside." "The glass outside was not consistent with the window being forced from the outside." "You're saying that someone made it look as if it had been forced from the outside?" "My lord, I must object." "My learned friend is putting words in the witness' mouth." "After all, if he insists on answering his own questions, the presence of the witness would seem superfluous." "Quite." "Don't you think so, Mr Myers?" "Yes, my lord." "Inspector, did you ascertain if any of the murdered woman's property was missing?" "According to the housekeeper, nothing was missing." "In your experience, Inspector, when burglars or burglaresses break into a house, do they leave without taking anything?" "No, sir." " Do you produce a jacket, Inspector?" " Yes, sir." "Is that the jacket?" " Yes, sir." " That is exhibit P1, my lord." "Where did you find this, Inspector?" "That is the jacket found in the prisoner's flat, which I handed to our lab to test for bloodstains." " And did you find any bloodstains?" " Yes." "Though an attempt had been made to wash them out." "What tests were made?" "First to determine if the stains were human blood, then to classify it by group or type." "And was the blood of a particular group or type?" "Yes, sir." "It is type O." "And did you subsequently test the blood of the dead woman?" " Yes, sir." " What type was that?" "The same." "Type O." "Thank you, Inspector." "No further questions." "Inspector, you say the only fingerprints you found were those of Mrs French," "Janet McKenzie and Leonard Vole." "In your experience, when a burglar breaks in, does he usually leave fingerprints" " or does he wear gloves?" " He wears gloves." "So the absence of fingerprints in a robbery" " would hardly surprise you?" " No, sir." "Can't we surmise the burglar might have entered a presumably empty house, suddenly encountered Mrs French and struck her, then, realising she was dead, fled without taking anything?" "I submit, my lord, that it is entirely impossible to guess what went on in the mind of some entirely imaginary burglar." "With or without gloves." "Let us not surmise, Sir Wilfrid, but confine ourselves to facts." "Inspector, when you questioned the prisoner as to the stains on his jacket, did he not show you a recently-healed scar on his wrist," " saying he had cut himself slicing bread?" " Yes, sir, that is what he said." "And were you not told the same thing by his wife?" " Yes, sir." "But afterwards..." " Just a simple yes or no, please." "Did the prisoner's wife show you a knife and tell you that her husband had cut his wrist while slicing bread?" " Yes, sir." " I will ask you to examine this knife." "Just test the edge of it with your finger." "Carefully!" "You agree that the point and the cutting edge are razor-sharp?" " Yes, sir." " Now, if such a knife were to slip, might it not inflict a cut that would bleed profusely?" "Yes, sir, it might." "Inspector, you stated that the bloodstains on the prisoner's jacket were analysed, as was the blood of Mrs French, and they were both found to be of group O." " That is correct." " However, if the prisoner's blood were also of this same group, then the stains on his jacket may well have resulted from the household accident he described to you." "Yes, sir." "Did you examine the prisoner's blood, Inspector?" "No, sir." "I have here a certificate stating that Leonard Stephen Vole is a blood donor at the North London Hospital." "And that his blood is group O." "Thank you, Inspector." "Inspector, granted that the cut on the wrist was caused by that knife, is there anything to show whether it was an accident or done deliberately after the murder to account for the bloodstains?" " Oh, really, my lord!" " I withdraw the question." "You may stand down." " Call Janet McKenzie." " Janet McKenzie." " Janet McKenzie." " Janet McKenzie." "I swear by Almighty God that the evidence... .. the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." "Carter." "Carter." "Pill." "Pill." " Your name is Janet McKenzie?" " Aye, that's my name." " When did you first come to London?" " That was many years ago. 28 years ago." " Where do you live?" " Now that Mrs French, poor soul, is dead," "I've moved in with my niece at 19 Glenister Road." "You were companion-housekeeper to the late Mrs Emily French?" "I was her housekeeper!" "I've no opinion of companions, poor feckless bodies, afraid of a bit of honest domestic work." "I meant you were on friendly terms, not altogether those of mistress and servant." "Aye." "Ten years I was with her and looked after her." "She knew me and she trusted me." "Many's the time I prevented her doing a foolish thing." "Please tell us, in your own words, about the events of the evening of October 14." "It was a Friday and my night out." "I was going to see my niece at Glenister Road, which is about five minutes' walk." "I left the house at half past seven." "I promised to take her a dress pattern that she admired." " Och, is this thing necessary?" " An excellent question." "However, it has been installed at considerable expense to the taxpayers, so let us take advantage of it." "Please continue." "Well, when I got to my niece's, I found I'd left the pattern behind." "So after supper I slipped back to get it as it was no distance." "I got back to the house at 25 past 9." "I let myself in and went upstairs to my room." "As I passed the sitting room, I heard the prisoner in there, talking to Mrs French." "No, it wasn't me!" "It wasn't my voice!" "Talking and laughing they were." "But it was no business of mine, so I went upstairs to fetch my pattern." "Now, let us be very exact as to the time." "You say that you re-entered the house at 25 past 9?" "Aye." "The pattern was on a shelf in my room next to my clock so I saw the time." " And it was 25 past 9." " Go on, please." "I went back to my niece." "Och, she was delighted with the pattern." "Si..." "Simply delighted." "I stayed until 20 to 11, then I said good night and I come home." "I went into the sitting room to see if the mistress wanted anything before she went to bed." "And there she was, dead." "And everything tossed hither and thither." "Did you really think that a burglary had been committed?" "My lord, I must protest!" "I will not allow that question to be answered, Mr Myers." "Miss McKenzie, were you aware that Leonard Vole was a married man?" "No, indeed." "And neither was the mistress." " Janet!" " My lord, I must object." "What Mrs French knew or did not know is pure conjecture on Janet McKenzie's part." "Let me put it this way." "You formed the opinion that Mrs French thought Leonard Vole was a single man?" " Have you any facts to support this?" " The books that she ordered." "A life of the Baroness Burdett-Coutts, and the one about Disraeli and his wife." "Both of them about women that married men years younger than themselves." "Oh!" " I knew what she was thinking." " I'm afraid we cannot admit that." "Why?" "Members of the jury, it is possible for a woman to read The Life of Disraeli without contemplating marriage with a man younger than herself." "Were you aware of the arrangements Mrs French made to dispose of her money?" "She had her old will revoked and a new one drawn up." "I heard her calling Mr Stokes, her solicitor." "He was there at the time." "The prisoner, I mean." "You heard Mrs French and the prisoner discussing her new will?" "Yes." "He was to have all her money, she told him, as she had no near relations nor anybody that meant to her what he did." " When did this take place?" " On October 8." "One week to the day before she was murdered." "Thank you." "That concludes my examination." "Not just yet, Miss McKenzie." "Would you...?" "Thank you." "Miss McKenzie, you have given evidence about two wills." "In the old will, that which was revoked, were you not to receive the bulk of Mrs French's estate?" "That's so." "Whereas in the new will, except for a bequest to you of a small annuity, the principal beneficiary is the prisoner, Leonard Vole." "It'll be a wicked injustice if he ever touches a penny of that money." "It is entirely understandable that you are antagonistic to the prisoner." "I'm not antagonistic to him." "He's a shiftless, scheming rascal." "But I'm not antagonistic to him." "I suggest you formed this opinion because his friendship with Mrs French cost you the bulk of her estate." " I've never liked him." " Your candour is refreshing." "Now." "On the night of October 14 you say you heard the prisoner and Mrs French talking together." " What did you hear them say?" " I didn't hear what they actually said." "You mean you only heard the voices?" " The murmur of voices?" " They were laughing." "What makes you say the man's voice was Leonard Vole's?" " I know his voice well enough." " The door was closed, was it not?" " Aye, that's so." " You were in a hurry to get the pattern so you probably walked quickly past the closed door, yet you are sure you heard Leonard Vole's voice?" "I was there long enough to hear what I heard." "Come, I'm sure you don't wish to suggest to the jury that you were eavesdropping." "It was him in there." "Who else could it have been?" "What you mean is that you wanted it to be him." "That's the way your mind worked." "Now, tell me, did Mrs French sometimes watch television in the evening?" "Yes." "She was fond of a talk or a good play." "Wasn't it possible when you returned home and passed the door, what you really heard was the television and a man and woman's voices and laughter?" "There was a play called Lover's Leap on the television that night." " It was not the television." " Oh, why not?" "Because the television was away being repaired that week, that's why." "Silence!" "Silence!" "Odd." "It's not time yet." "If my learned friend has no further questions, I'd like..." "I have not quite finished." "You are registered, are you not, under the National Health Insurance Act?" "Aye, that's so." "Four and sixpence I pay out every week." "That's a terrible lot of money for a working woman to pay." "I am sure that many agree with you." "Miss McKenzie, did you recently apply to the National Health Insurance for..." " .. a hearing aid?" " For... for what?" "I protest against the way in which this question was put!" "I will repeat the question, my lord." "I asked you in a normal tone of voice, audible to everyone in open court, did you apply to the National Health Insurance for a hearing aid?" "Yes, I did." " Did you get it?" " Not yet." "However, you state that you walked past a door, which is four inches of solid oak, you heard voices, and you are willing to swear that you could distinguish the voice of... .. the prisoner, Leonard Vole." "Who?" "Who?" "No further questions." "Och, maybe you could help me, Your Lordship." "Six months ago I applied for my hearing aid, and I'm still waiting for it." "My dear Miss McKenzie, considering the rubbish that is being talked nowadays, you are missing very little." "You may stand down now." "Call Police Constable Jeffries." " Police Constable Jeffries." " Police Constable Jeffries." "I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." "Mr Myers, does that conclude your case?" "No, my lord." "I now call the final witness for the prosecution, Christine Helm." " Christine Helm!" " Christine Helm." "Christine." "I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." "My lord, I have the most serious objection to this witness being summoned, as she is the wife of the prisoner." "I call my learned friend's attention to the fact that I summoned not Mrs Vole, but Mrs Helm." " Your name, in fact, is Christine Helm?" " Yes." "Christine Helm." "And you have been living as the wife of the prisoner, Leonard Vole?" " Yes." " Are you actually his wife?" "No." "I went through a marriage ceremony with him, but I already had a husband." " He's still alive." " Christine, that's not true!" "There is proof of a marriage between the witness and the prisoner, but is there any proof of a so-called previous marriage?" "My lord, the so-called previous marriage is, in fact, well-documented." "Mrs Helm, is this a certificate of marriage between yourself and Otto Ludwig Helm, the ceremony having taken place in Breslau on 18 April 1942?" "Yes, that is the paper of my marriage." "I don't see any reason why this witness should not be qualified to give evidence." "You're willing to give evidence against the man you've been calling your husband?" "Yes." "You stated to the police that on the night that Mrs French was murdered," "Leonard Vole left the house at 7.30 and returned at 25 minutes past 9." "Did he, in fact, return at 25 past 9?" "No." "He returned at ten minutes past ten." "Christine, what are you saying?" "It's not true." "You know it's not true!" "Silence!" "I must have silence." "As your counsel will tell you, Vole, you will very shortly have an opportunity of speaking in your own defence." "Leonard Vole returned, you say, at ten minutes past ten." " And what happened next?" " He was breathing hard, very excited." "He threw off his coat and examined the sleeves." "Then he told me to wash the cuffs." " They had blood on them." " Go on." " I said "What have you done?"" " What did the prisoner say?" "He said "I've killed her. "" "Christine!" "Why are you lying?" "Why are you saying these things?" " What an awful woman." " She's evil." "I've known it all along." "If the defence so desires, I will adjourn for a short time so that the prisoner may gain control of himself." "My lord is most gracious, but pray let the witness continue." "We are all of us caught up in the suspense of this horror fiction." "To have to hear it in instalments might prove unendurable." " Proceed, Mr Myers." " Mrs Helm, when the prisoner said "I have killed her", did you know to whom he referred?" "It was that woman he had been seeing so often." "When questioned by the police, you told them that the prisoner returned at 9.25." "Yes." "Because Leonard asked me to say that." "But you've changed your story now." "Why?" "I cannot go on lying to save him." "I said to the police what he wanted because I'm grateful to him." "He married me and brought me to this country." "What he has asked me to do I have because I was grateful." "It was not because he was your husband and you loved him?" "I never loved him." "It was gratitude, then, that prompted you to give him an alibi" " in your statement to the police?" " That is it." "Exactly." " But now you think it was wrong to do so." " Because it is murder." "That woman, she was a harmless old fool, and he makes of me an accomplice to the murder." "I cannot come into court and swear that he was with me at the time it was done." "I cannot do it!" "I cannot do it!" "Then this is the truth?" "That Leonard Vole returned that night at ten minutes past ten, he had blood on the sleeves of his coat, and that he said to you "I have killed her"?" "That is the truth." "That is the truth, before God?" "That is the truth." "Thank you." "Mrs Vole, or Mrs Helm, which do you prefer to be called?" " It does not matter." " Does it not?" "In this country we are inclined to take a rather more serious view of marriage." "However, it would appear that when you first met the prisoner in Hamburg" " you lied to him about your marital status." " I wanted to get out of Germany, so..." "You lied, did you not?" "Just yes or no, please." " Yes." " Thank you." "And in arranging the marriage, you lied to the authorities?" "I, um, did not tell the truth to the authorities." " You lied to them?" " Yes." "And in the ceremony, when you swore to love, honour and cherish your husband," " that too was a lie?" " Yes." "And when the police questioned you about this wretched man who believed himself married and loved," " you told them..." " I told them what he wanted me to." "You told them that he was at home with you at 25 minutes past 9," " and now you say that that was a lie?" " Yes, a lie!" "And when you said that he had accidentally cut his wrist, again, you lied?" " Yes!" " And today you told a new story entirely." "The question is, Frau Helm, were you lying then, are you lying now?" "Or are you not, in fact, a chronic and habitual liar?" "!" "Carter, Carter!" "The other pill." "Under the tongue." "My lord, is my learned friend to be allowed to bully and insult the witness?" "Mr Myers, this is a capital charge and, within the bounds of reason," "I should like the defence to have every latitude." "My lord, may I also remind my learned friend that his witness, by her own admission, has already violated so many oaths that I am surprised the Testament did not leap from her hand when she was sworn here today." "I doubt if anything is to be gained by questioning you any further." "That will be all, Frau Helm." "Mrs Helm, I presume you know the meaning of the English word "perjury"?" " In German, the word is Meineid." " Yes." "Meineid." "It means to swear falsely under oath." "And are you aware, Mrs Helm, that the penalty in this country for perjury is a heavy term of imprisonment?" "Yes, I'm aware." "Mindful of this fact, I ask you once more, is the evidence that you have given the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "So help me, God." "Then that, my lord, is the case for the prosecution." " Want a tissue?" " Yes, thanks." "It's the first murder trial I've ever been to." "It's terrible." "Silence." "Sir Wilfrid." "Are you ready for the defence?" "My lord, members of the jury, the prosecution has very ably presented against the prisoner, Leonard Vole, a case with the most overwhelming circumstantial evidence." "Among the witnesses you have heard Chief Inspector Hearne, who has given his testimony in a fair and impartial manner, as he always does." "He has put before you a clever theory of how this crime was committed." "Whether it is theory or actual fact, however, you will decide for yourselves." "And then you have heard the evidence of Janet McKenzie, a worthy and devoted housekeeper who has suffered two most grievous losses." "One, the death of her beloved mistress and, second, in being deprived of an inheritance of $80,000, which she'd fully expected to receive." "I will not comment further on her evidence, but will express only my deepest sympathy for her in both these... mishaps." "And most damaging of all, the prosecution has produced a surprise witness, one Christine Helm, whom the prisoner brought from the rubble of her homeland to the safety of this country, giving her his love and the protection of his name." "I objected to her testimony because a wife cannot give evidence harmful to her husband." "But it has been proven that her marriage to Mr Vole was fraudulent and bigamous." "Therefore, her evidence must be admitted and you must consider it." "For what it is worth." "Such is the prosecution's case." "Now it is the turn of the defence." "We could present, on behalf of the prisoner, witnesses to his character, his war record, the lack of criminal or evil association in his past." "However, only one witness can shed new light on this tragic riddle." "The prisoner himself." "Members of the jury," "I call Leonard Stephen Vole." "I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I give will be the truth," " the whole truth and nothing but the truth." " No." " Is your name Leonard Stephen Vole?" " It is." " Where do live?" " 620 Edgware Road." "Leonard Stephen Vole, did you or did you not on the night of October 14 last, murder Emily Jane French?" " I did not." " Thank you, that will be all." "Have you, in fact, concluded your examination of the prisoner, Sir Wilfrid?" "The prisoner has endured three days of profound mental agony and shock." "The defence feels his faculties should be spared for the cross-examination by my learned friend for the prosecution." "This is not a plea for any indulgence." "I am confident that no matter how searching this may be, the prisoner will withstand it." "At the time you made the acquaintance of Mrs French, were you employed?" " No, sir." " How much money did you have?" " A few pounds." " Did she give you any?" "No." " Did you expect to receive any?" " No, sir." "Did you know that in her new will, you were the beneficiary of $80,000?" "No, I didn't." "Now, Mr Vole, when you went to visit Mrs French for the last time, did you wear a trench coat and a brown hat?" " Yes, I did." " Was it this coat and hat?" "Yes, sir." "My lord, the defence, in its efforts to establish an alibi for the prisoner, circulated this photograph, hoping to bring forth a witness who had seen him leaving Mrs French's house or entering his own at the times that he has stated." "Apparently, this splendid effort was without results." "However, the defence will be pleased to learn that, at the last moment, a witness has come forward, and that the prisoner had been seen wearing this coat and this hat." "Lamentably, he had not been seen on the night of the murder but one week before." "On the afternoon of October 8, were you not in a travel agency in Regent Street?" "And did you not make inquiries about prices and schedules of foreign cruises?" "Supposing I did?" "It's not a crime, is it?" "Not at all." "Many people go on a cruise when they can afford to pay for it." " But you couldn't pay for it, could you?" " Well, I was hard up." "I told you that." "And yet you came to this particular travel agency with a clinging brunette?" "A clinging brunette, Mr Myers?" "My lord, the lady was so described to me." "She was very affectionate with the prisoner, constantly clinging to his arm." "Oh." "You then admit that you made inquiries about expensive and luxurious cruises?" "How did you expect to pay for such a thing?" " I don't know." "It was..." " If you don't know, perhaps I can help." "On the morning of the very same day, you heard Mrs French change her will," " leaving you the bulk of her money." " I didn't!" "And in the afternoon, you started plans to dispose of it." "No!" "It was nothing of the kind." "I was in a pub and I met a girl." "I don't even remember her name." "We had a drink and walked out together." "We passed the window and saw the fancy posters, all blue seas and palm trees." "The Grecian isles or somewhere." "We went in for fun and I started asking for folders." "Well, the man gave me a funny look because I did look a bit shabby." "Anyway, it irritated me, so I kept asking for the swankiest tours, all de luxe and cabin on the boat deck, but it was just an act!" "An act?" "You knew that in a week you were going to inherit $80,000!" "No!" "It wasn't that way at all." "It was make-believe and childish but... it was fun and I enjoyed it." "I never thought of killing anyone or inheriting any money." "It's just a coincidence that Mrs French should be killed only one week later?" "I told you!" "I didn't kill her!" "Do you know any reason why Christine Helm should give the evidence she has" " if it were not true?" " No." "I don't know why my wife..." "I don't know why I still call her my wife." "She must be lying or out of her mind." "She seemed remarkably sane and self-possessed." " But insanity is all you can suggest?" " I don't understand it." "Oh, God!" "What's happened?" "What's changed her?" "Very effective, I'm sure." "But in this court we deal with fact." "And the fact, Mr Vole, is that we've only your word for it." "That you left Mrs French's house at the time you say, that you came home at 5 and 20 minutes past 9, and that you did not go out again!" "Somebody must have seen me in the street or going in the house!" "One would think so." "But the only person who did see you come home that night says it was ten past ten and that you had blood on your hands." " I cut my wrist!" " You cut your wrist deliberately!" "No, I didn't!" "I didn't do anything." "But you make it sound as though I did." "I can hear it myself." "You came home at ten past ten!" "No, I didn't!" "You've got to believe me." "You've got to believe me!" "You killed Emily French!" "No, I didn't!" "I didn't do it!" "I didn't kill her!" "I never killed anybody!" "God, it's like a nightmare." "Some ghastly, horrible dream." "Good evening, Sir Wilfrid." "How did it go today?" "Oh, Sir Wilfrid." "I'm from Hawks and Hill, sir, and I've brought your Bermuda shorts for a fitting." "What?" " You'd better slip these on, Sir Wilfrid." " I'm in the middle of a murder trial." "It'll all be over by the afternoon, and the boat train doesn't go until 9.40." "You work it out." "You know my shape, you've stabbed it often enough." "Upstairs." "You need a lukewarm bath and your calcium injection." "And there's a lot more packing to be done." "It's ridiculous having boat reservations." "The jury may be out for days." "Not on this case, I'm afraid." "It seems too open-and-shut." "I watched when Frau Helm was on the stand." "They didn't like her." "No, but they believed her." "They liked Leonard Vole but they didn't believe him." "And that travel agency business doesn't help either." "Cigar?" "No." " Wilfrid, do you think she lied?" " Well, don't you?" "I'm not sure." "I am." "She lied." "Whether she calls it Meineid or perjury, she lied." "The only question is why." "What's her game?" "What is she up to?" "What?" "I hope that in your final speech you won't become too emotionally involved." " You must think of your condition." " He's right." "I want to see you save yourself." "This isn't going to be your last case." "Yes, it is." "But until it's over, I'm still a barrister." "My client's life is at stake." "That's all that matters - his life." "He's entitled to the best that I can do." "If I can't stand up to make my final appeal for him, I'll make it sitting down." "If I become short of breath I'll take a pill, or two pills, or all of them and the box too." " Yes?" " This Sir Wilfrid Robarts' place?" " Well, yes, it is." " Let me talk to the old geezer." " Who is this speaking, please?" " Never you mind." "Let me talk to 'im." "I'm afraid that's impossible." "What is the nature of your business?" "It's business all right." "I've got something to sell 'im, I 'ave." "Well, really, madam!" "And what I want to sell 'im, believe me, 'e'll want to buy." " It's got to do with that Leonard Vole." " Leonard Vole?" "It's about that German Wife." "I've got the goods on her and it's for sale." "This is Wilfrid Robarts speaking." "Now, what is this all about?" "Well, hello, ducky." "What is this you said about Mrs Leonard Vole?" "I'm not just saying." "I've got it in black and White." " You've got what?" " Listen to this carefully, ducks." "I'm at the buffet at Euston Station at the far end of the bar." "I'll be here for 30 minutes because that's when me train leaves." "If you want the lowdown on that German bag, get yourself here." "What lowdown?" "What do you know about her?" "Uh-uh." "Not on the phone." "You'd better get on over here, and bring plenty of money." "Now, just a moment!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "That's... bilge." "Some drunken crank." "You get those in every murder trial." "Giving me an ultimatum, Euston Station in 30 minutes." "Got the lowdown on Mrs Vole." "Balderdash." "I'm too old and too sick to go on a wild-goose chase." " Come on, Mayhew." " Where to, Sir Wilfrid?" "Euston Station, where do you think?" "Now, sir?" "Shortly." "Cigar!" "Sir Wilfrid, where are you going?" "Your bath, your massage, your dinner, your injection!" "Thank you, Miss Plimsoll." " You wouldn't be Sir Wilfrid, would you?" " I would." "Didn't recognise you without your wig." "Lovely you all look in them wigs." "Two o' yer?" "I'm not talking to two o' yer." "This is Mr Mayhew, Leonard Vole's solicitor." " Well, that's all right, then." " And your name, please?" "No need for mine." "If I did give you a name it mightn't be the right one, might it?" "'Ave a drink, boys." "Two whiskies for me gen'Imen friends." "Now what is this information you allegedly have?" "You realise that you're duty-bound to give any evidence that you might have?" " Come off it." "Did you bring any money?" " What is it you have, madam?" "Letters." "Letters that German wife of 'is wrote." "That's what I've got." " Letters written to the prisoner?" " To the prisoner?" "Don't make me laugh." "Poor bleeder, he's been took in by 'er all right." "And these letters prove it." "If we could see these letters, we could advise you as to how pertinent they are." "Well, I don't expect you..." "Well, as I say, I don't expect you to buy without seeing, but fair's fair." "If these letters get the boy off, it's $100 for me, right?" "If these letters contain information useful to the defence, I'm prepared to offer $10." "What?" "Ten bleeding pounds for letters like these?" "Take that piece of glass out o' yer eye." "Good night." "If these help prove my client's innocence," "$20 should, I think, not be an unreasonable sum for your expenses." "50 and it's a bargain." "That's if you're satisfied with 'em." " $40." " All right, blast yer." "'Ere, take 'em." "Nice little lot there." "How do we know these are from Mrs Vole?" "Oh, she wrote 'em all right." "It's all fair an' square." "I 'ope they fix 'er good and proper." "I've had messages from Mrs Vole." "It looks like her handwriting." "Good heavens, look at this." "Juicy, ain't they?" " There's one that's even better." " How did you get hold of these?" "What's the difference so long as she gets what's coming?" " What have you got against her?" " Ha!" "I'll give you something to dream about, mister." "Want to kiss me, ducky?" "Ha!" " I didn't suppose you would." " Christine Vole did that to you?" "Not 'er, the chap I was going with." "He was a bit younger than me but I loved 'im." "Then she come along, started seeing 'im on the sly." "Then one day he cleared out." "I found 'em together." "I said what I thought of 'er and he cut me face up proper." " Did you go to the police about it?" " Who, me?" "Not likely." "It wasn't 'is fault." "It was all 'ers, gettin' 'im away from me, turning' 'im against me." "But I waited me time to pay 'er back." "And it's come now." "I'm deeply sorry, deeply sorry." "We'll make it another $5 for the letters." "'Olding out on me, were yer?" "I knew I was being soft with yer." "Cold-blooded vindictiveness." "Read this one." "Unbelievable." "We'd better have the full name of the man to whom these were addressed, Miss..." "Miss, um..." "Where is she?" "On that train, I should think." "Doesn't want her other cheek slashed." "Can't blame her." " Care for another, sir?" " Hm?" "Good idea." "Silence!" "Be upstanding in court." "All persons who have anything to do before my lords, the queen's justices of oyer and terminer and general jail delivery for the jurisdiction of the Central Criminal Court, draw near and give your attendance." "God save the queen." "Since the defence has called but one witness, the prisoner, it has the right to be heard last." "Mr Myers, if you are ready, let us have the final address for the prosecution." "My lord, members of the jury, I will be brief in my final speech because I think we've proved so obvious a case of murder against Leonard Vole, that a verdict of guilty must be the only possible conclusion." "I will briefly summarise these facts..." "You'd better begin again, Mr Myers." "That is, if Sir Wilfrid is at all interested in our proceedings." "I am, indeed, my lord." "The speech for the crown, however, is premature." "I ask that the case for the defence be reopened." "And that a witness be recalled." "I most strenuously object to the case being reopened at this final stage." "Evidence of a startling nature has come into my possession." "The course my learned friend proposes is quite unprecedented." "I have anticipated this objection and can meet it with ample precedent." "There is the king vs Stillman, reported in the criminal appeal reports of 1926 at page 463." "Also, the king vs Porter in volume one of the king's bench division reports, 1942 at page 153." "And lastly there is the case of the king vs Sullivan in which this issue was raised, which I'm sure Your Lordship will remember, since you appeared for the prosecution." "I did?" "Oh, yes, before Mr Justice Swindon." "What is this new evidence, Sir Wilfrid?" "Letters, my lord." "Letters written by Christine Helm." "My lord, the prosecution continues its objection." "If my memory serves me well, Your Lordship's similar objection in the king against Sullivan was sustained." "Your memory, for once, serves you ill, Mr Myers." "My objection then was overruled by Mr Justice Swindon." "As yours is now, by me." "Call Christine Helm." "Christine Helm." " Christine Helm." " Christine Helm." "If you still have doubts about Mr Vole, I wouldn't mind betting you a box of cigars." "Mrs Helm, you appreciate you are still under oath?" "Yes." " Do you know a man named Max?" " I don't know what you mean." "It's a simple question." "Do you or do you not know a man called Max?" "Max?" "Certainly not." "It's a fairly common name and yet you've never known a man named Max?" "In Germany, perhaps, but a long time ago." "I shall not ask you to go back that far." "Just a few weeks, to..." "October 20 last." " What have you got there?" " A letter." "I suggest that on October 20" " you wrote a letter..." " I don't know what you're talking about." " .. addressed to a man named Max." " I did nothing of the sort." "The letter was but one of a series written to the same man." "Lies!" "All lies!" "You seem to have been, well, let us say, on intimate terms with this man." "How dare you say a thing like that?" "It isn't true!" "I'm not concerned with the general trend of this correspondence, only one letter." ""My beloved Max, an extraordinary thing has happened. "" ""I believe all our difficulties may be ended. "" "I will not stand here and listen to a pack of lies!" "That letter's a forgery." "It isn't even my letter paper!" " It isn't?" " No!" "I write my letters on small blue paper with my initials on it." "Like this?" "This is a bill from my tailor for a pair of extremely becoming Bermuda shorts." "Wilfrid the fox!" "That's what we call him and that's what he is." "Now, Mrs Helm, you've been kind enough to identify your letter paper." "Now, if you like, I can have an expert identify your handwriting." "Damn you!" " Damn you!" " Leave her alone!" " Damn you!" " Mrs Helm!" "Let me go!" "Let me get out of here!" "Let me go!" " Mrs Helm!" " Let me go!" "Usher, get the witness a chair." "Sir Wilfrid, will you now read the letter in question so that the jury may hear it?" ""My beloved Max, an extraordinary thing has happened. "" ""All our difficulties may soon be solved. "" ""Leonard is suspected of murdering the old lady I told you about. "" ""His only hope of an alibi depends on me and me alone. "" ""Suppose I testify that he was not at home with me at the time of the murder, that he came home with blood on his sleeves, and that he even admitted to me that he'd killed her?"" ""Strange that he always said he would never let me leave him. "" ""But now, if this succeeds, he will be leaving me because they will take him away forever and I shall be free and yours, my beloved. "" ""I count the hours until we are together." "Christine. "" "Mrs Helm?" "Will you go back to the witness box?" "I now ask you again, Christine Helm, did you write this letter?" "Christine, tell him you didn't write it." "I know you didn't." "Please answer my question." "Did you write this letter?" "Before answering, Mrs Helm," "I wish to warn you that the law regarding perjury in this country is very severe." "If you have already committed perjury in this courtroom," "I strongly advise you not to add to your crime." "But, if this letter has not been written by you, then now is the time to state this fact." "I wrote the letter." "And that, my lord, is the case for the defence." "I keep asking which is harder, your head or your arteries?" "Stop pressing your luck, you're overdue." "We're all packed and ready." "I hope the jury won't take all afternoon." "I concede." " Congratulations, here are your cigars." " Not yet." "Come on, it's all over, wrapped up neat and tidy." " What's wrong?" " It's a little too neat, too tidy, and altogether too symmetrical, that's what's wrong with it." " The jury is back." " You're not worried about the verdict?" "It's not their judgment that worries me, it's mine." "Come along." "Where's my wig?" "The prisoner will stand up." "Members of the jury, are you all agreed upon your verdict?" "We are." "Do you find the prisoner at the bar, Leonard Stephen Vole, guilty or not guilty of the murder of Emily Jane French?" "Not guilty, m'lord." "Silence!" "Silence!" "Leonard Stephen Vole, you have been found not guilty of the murder of Emily Jane French on October 14." "You are hereby discharged and are free to leave the court." "Persons with anything more to do before the queen's justices of oyer and terminer and jail delivery for the jurisdiction of the Central Criminal Court may depart the area." "Thank you." "Yes, we'll talk later." "Thank you, Mr Mayhew." "Thank you, Mr Brogan-Moore." "Carter." "Thank you, Sir Wilfrid, for everything." "You were wonderful." " I'd say we were lucky all around." " Yeah." "I have your belongings." "Sign the receipt, Mr Vole, and we can release you." ""Mr Vole. " They didn't call me Mr when they charged me." " I'll go with you, I have your hat and coat." " Let's go before they change their mind!" "Chipper, isn't he?" "An hour ago, he had one foot on the gallows and the other on a banana peel." "You ought to be very proud, Wilfrid." "Aren't you?" "Not yet." "We've disposed of the gallows, but there's still that banana peel somewhere, under somebody's foot." " Every word you said was a lie!" " You ought to be locked up!" "Liar!" "You'd better wait here until we get rid of that crowd, madam." "Thank you." "Ready, sir?" "Miss Plimsoll will be waiting." "Let me finish the last of the cocoa while I'm still beyond her jurisdiction." "Would you excuse me, Brogan-Moore, Carter?" "Thank you." "I never thought you British could get so emotional." "Especially in public." " I apologise for my compatriots." " It's all right." "I don't mind being called names or pushed around or even kicked in the shin." "But I have a ladder in my last pair of nylons." "In case you are not familiar with our prison regulations, no silk stockings." "Prison?" "Will I go to prison?" "You heard the judge." "You will certainly be charged with perjury," " tried for it, and to prison you shall go." " Well, it won't be for life, will it?" "If I were appearing for the prosecution, it would be." "You loathe me, don't you?" "Like the people outside." "What a wicked woman I am, and how brilliantly you exposed me and saved Leonard's life." "The great Sir Wilfrid Robarts did it again." "Well, let me tell you something." "You didn't do it alone." "You had help." "What are you driving at?" "I'm not driving at anything." "Leonard is free and we did it." " We?" " Remember?" "When you said that no jury would believe an alibi given by a loving wife, no matter how much she swore he was innocent?" "That gave me the idea." "What idea?" "The idea that I should be a witness, not for my husband, but for the prosecution." "That I should swear Leonard was guilty and that you should expose me as a liar because only then would they believe Leonard was innocent." "So now you know the whole story, Sir Wilfrid." "I'll give yer something to dream about, mister." "Want to kiss me, ducky?" "I suspected something, but not that." " Never that!" " Thank you for the compliment." "It's been a long time since I acted and I never played such a vital role." "All those blue letters!" "It took me hours to write them, to invent Max." "There never was a Max." "There's never been anyone but Leonard." "My dear, could you not have trusted me, worked with me truthfully and honourably?" "We would have won." "I could not run that risk." "You thought he was innocent." "And you knew he was innocent." "I understand." "No, Sir Wilfrid, you do not understand at all." "I knew he was guilty." "That can't be true!" "No!" "Listen to me, once and for all." "He came home after ten, he had blood on his sleeves, he said he had killed the woman, only I could save him." "He pleaded." "And you saved him?" "A murderer?" "Again, you don't understand." "I love him." "I told you she was an actress." "And a good one." "Leonard!" "I knew she'd do something, but I just didn't know what or how." "Leonard, Leonard." " Fooled you completely, didn't she?" " It was you, Vole, who fooled me." "Oh, easy." "Easy." "We both got out of this alive, let's stay this way." " Where are your pills?" " You've made a mockery of English law." "Who did?" "You got me off and I can't be tried again for this." " That's English law too, isn't it?" " You can't touch him now." "Nobody can." "The scales of justice may tip one way or another, but ultimately they balance out." "You'll pay for this." "Ultimately's a long way off." "I'd rather pay for it as soon as possible and in cash." "Suppose we double your fee?" "There'll be lots of money once the will goes through." "I'm not cheap, I want everybody to get something out of it." "There's Janet McKenzie." "We'll get her that new hearing aid." "And we'll get you a new one of these." "18-carat gold if they make them." "And when they try you for perjury there'll be $5,000 for the defence." "I don't care, just so we'll be together." "You don't know what I've been through." "Standing in the witness box, having to face you, saying I never loved you." "What is it, Leonard?" "The luggage is in the car and we've only 20 minutes to catch the boat train." "This is a nice young lady I met during the trial." "Len!" "Oh, Len!" "Len..." "Oh, Len, they've been trying to keep me away." "It's had me nearly crazy." "Leonard, who's this girl?" "I'm not this girl, I'm his girl." "Tell her, Len." "Leonard, is this the girl who was with you in the travel bureau?" "The girl you said you hardly knew, didn't even know her name?" "That's right." "That's who I am and I know all about you." "You're not his wife." "Never have been." "You're years older than he is." "We've been together for months and we're going away on a cruise, just like they said in court." "Tell her, Len." " Yes, Len, tell me yourself." " All right, Diana, come along." "You can't, not after what I've done." "I won't let you." "I saved your life getting you out of Germany, you got me out of this mess, so we're even." "It's over now." "Don't, Leonard!" "Don't leave me!" "Don't, Leonard!" "Don't!" "Pull yourself together." "They'll have you up for perjury." "Don't make it worse or they'll try you as an accessory." "And you know what that means." "I don't care." "Let them." "Let them try me for perjury, or an accessory, or..." " Ready?" " Or better yet... let them try me for...!" "Argh!" " Call a doctor." " It's no use." "No doctor can help now." " What happened?" " She killed him." "Killed him?" "She executed him." "Carter, what have you done with the luggage?" "I sent it on ahead to the station, and I've got a cab waiting outside." " A remarkable woman." " You can just barely catch the boat train." "Better bring the luggage back, and you can dismiss the cab." "We are not going yet, are we?" "Thank you, Miss Plimsoll." "Get Brogan-Moore to my chambers, and Mayhew too." "We're appearing for the defence in the trial of Christine Vole." "Sir Wilfrid?" "You've forgotten your brandy." "The management of this theatre suggests that for the greater entertainment of friends Who have not yet seen the picture, you Will not divulge to anyone the secret of the ending of "Witness For The Prosecution"."
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"Somebody" " You answer it." "Watch him, Sal." "You, come with me." "Watch him." "Sit down." "Who's the head teller here?" "l am." "Come here." "All right, open it up." "Nope, not all of it." "Look, I worked in a bank." "I know the alarms." "All right?" "Don't play games with me." "See." "You take one of these, go like this in here, and out it comes." "You got your 100." "I'll call you back." "No, it's decoy money." "It's marked." "It's shit." "See?" "Cheer up, you'll be the veterans of a robbery." "You know the bank sends you a dozen red roses?" "Sal, let him answer it." "Hey, you." "Manager." "Fucker!" "Don't get ideas." "I bark, that man there, he bites." "Believe me, I'm on your side." "On my side, shit." "Listen, we got young girls here." "You could watch your language." "I speak what I feel." ""Watch my language." Empty the drawer out." "I don't know." "You'd have to find out from him." "Traveler's checks and the register." "The register." "You've got it." "All right, let's go." "I'll take that from you." "All right, Sal, here we go." "Shit." "Come on." "Shit." "Sonny, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm burning the register here." "Moving right along, folks." "All right." "Okay." "We're leaving." "Let me have the keys." "Howard, give him the keys." "Come on." "Howard." "Nobody's gonna hurt you." "We're gonna leave." "Sonny." "Who's that?" "It's the insurance guy from across the street." "He probably saw the smoke." "Please, put out the fire." "l'll get some water." "Stay right there!" "No, no, please, don't--!" "Don't do it!" "l'll call you back later." "Get rid of him." "Come on, get rid of him!" "Howard." "Howard." "Use your head." "l can handle it." "Everything's all right?" "Cigarette butt got in the wastebasket." "Well, then you're okay." "Yeah." "Thanks for keeping an eye out." "Okay." "Good." "Go now." "We gave you all we've got." "Okay, we're going." "Answer the phone." "Sal, get them in the vault." "Come on, in the vault." "Where's the money?" "l'm getting it." "Got it." "He's gonna come with us." "Okay." "No, please don't close that door." "How can we breathe?" "l can't explain. I'll call" "Right." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Listen." "What?" "I'll never make this." "I'll have to go to the toilet." "Honey, it's no joke." "I got a terrible fear of being locked in." "Who has to go to the bathroom?" "l do too." "See, now they all wanna go." "Look, do you wanna check it out?" "It's the first door on your right." "All right, Mouth, let's go." "First door on my right." "It's Maria!" "Listen, l-- l forgot she's in there." "It's not her fault." "She's always pulling this." "She's supposed to have 10 minutes..." "...she takes 15" "Shut up!" "Nobody goes to the bathroom." "Let's go, out." "We're having a bank robbery." "Mulvaney speaking." "All right, Mouth." "Mouth." "Here's your toilet." "lt's for you." "What?" "Telephone call." "For you." "Yeah." "What are you doing in there?" "Who's this?" "Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti, asshole." "We got you by the balls." "I'm looking you right in the eye." "Right now I can see you." "Who is it?" "Cops." "You come to the front door...." "Hang it up." "Get on the side of the street." "Come on, let's go." "How'd that happen?" "Did I do anything to hurt you?" "Did I treat you badly?" "Look at my salary. I won't be a hero." "Did you have a plan or what?" "What did you do, just barge in on a whim?" "Why'd you have to light a fire?" "l told you to get out when you could, but you had to hang around." "He don't have a plan." "It's all a whim." "Rob a bank, right?" "l had it planned!" "Only the money should have been delivered, not taken away." "That fucking Jack, downtown, he gave me the wrong information." "That fuck!" "What is this Jack supposed to be?" "A mastermind or what?" "I wouldn't be arguing with me." "We're all in a barrel together and we wanna get out of it." "All right, I gotta have time to think." "I gotta think." "Oh, shit." "Listen, bastards." "You keep away, or we'll start throwing bodies out one at a time." "Got that?" "Who is this?" "There a Jenny here?" "Who's Jenny here?" "That's me." "It's the squirrel." "You got a husband?" "Yeah?" "Well, he's on the phone." "Go ahead." "Well, what could I tell him?" "I don't know, tell him whatever." "Tell him the truth." "What a fucking comedy." "W-N-E-W, plays all the hits." "Listen." "Now, don't hang up." "First off, is anybody hurt in there?" "No." "Keep away, or we'll start throwing bodies out, one at a time." "You got that?" "Don't do that." "Let me talk to you for a while." "How many people you got?" "No, call me back." "Call me back." "Excuse me." "He said he wants to know what time you'll be through." "What?" "Oh, girlie, please." "Come on." "Let's go." "Where's the back door?" "lt's locked on the inside." "Where is it?" "Through the passageway to the right." "Sal, cover them, cover them." "You could just go ahead and cook whatever's there." "Ready for riot gang." "3-4, sergeant." "3-4, sergeant. ls that roof--?" "Negative." "Tell units preset." "Oh, yes, I will." "Yes, I will." "Let's go, come on." "Honey, I've gotta go now." "I gotta go." "I love you too." "All right, inside here." "Sal, I don't know what happened." "Maybe somebody tripped an alarm or something. I don't know." "But there's a way out of this." "Listen." "Were you serious about what you said?" "About what?" "About throwing" "About throwing those bodies out the door?" "That's what I want him to think." "l wanna know what you think." "Because I'll tell you right now, I'm ready to do it." "Right." "Okay." "l mean it. I mean it." "l know." "All right." "Listen, everybody." "I know we got a problem here, right?" "But there's a way out of this thing." "I'm telling you." "All you gotta do is cooperate with me." "Stay cool, and we'll get out of this, all right?" "Nobody gets hurt if you listen to me." "First, we'll do things a step at a time." "You gotta go to the bathroom, right?" "She'll get to go to the bathroom." "Everybody who has to go will get to go to the bathroom." "We'll do things together." "Now, stay cool-- What's the matter with him?" "He's got asthma." "Asthma?" "Yeah, asthma." "Asthma." "Shit." "All right, I'll take care of that." "You, what's your name?" "Mulvaney." "Mulvaney?" "Come with me." "He's got asthma and he's a guard?" "They go to guard school." "To learn what, how to shoot?" "He doesn't have a gun." "They earn a $105 a week to fold the flag in the morning straighten up." "I don't know what they learn." "All right, I wanna block that door. ln case they try coming in, I can hear it." "All right." "Let's move this." "Wait a minute." "Hold it, hold it." "Let's get rid of this." "You got kids?" "I got two kids and I'd like to see them again." "You'll see them again." "You're being cooperative with me." "I got no complaints against you, whatsoever." "Whatsoever." "You got bank insurance?" "You know I do." "You seem to know a lot about bank procedure." "I know a lot about a lot of things." "I just wanna get you out of here safe, right?" "What if I take you with me?" "If you take anybody please take me." "They'll shoot you, you know?" "The cops don't care about bank insurance." "See what they did in Attica?" "Forty-two people, they killed." "The innocent with the guilty." "Anyway...." "l won't take you. I'll take one of them girls, a married one with kids." "Cops don't like it in the papers when they shoot a married woman with kids." "You're all right." "You won't fuck with me, will you?" "Come on, set a car." "Help with those barricades." "Move them back." "There's the fbi." "How you doing, Sheldon?" "Why didn't you wait and try to take them outside?" "I made an error in judgment." "Thought the S.O.B.s would be remorseful at the sight of a policeman." "And you know something?" "Nobody said "hostage" yet, understand?" "We have a bank robbery here." "Yeah." "How did the press guys get through the barrier?" "We don't know what's up yet." "We're setting up communications." "This is Ron Cummins from CBS." "Can you tell me the situation?" "We got the" " We're setting up communications now." "The perpetrators are in the bank." "That's all I can say now." "When I get it, you'll get it." "That's all." "Okay." "What are you doing on the fire escape?" "I said on the roof." "Now, get up on the roof, will you?" "Get the phone company?" "lt's being set up now." "This phone is gonna be a direct line into the bank." "Mulvaney speaking." "Moretti here." "Let me talk to him." "Yeah." "Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti." "Yeah." "Okay you're in there, we're out here." "What do we do?" "l don't know." "What do we do?" "Listen." "Are the people in the bank okay?" "They're okay." "You alone or you got confederates?" "l'm not alone." "l got Sal." "Sal, what's that for, Salvatore?" "Yeah." "Sal, he's a killer." "We're Vietnam veterans so killing don't mean anything to us." "ln the Army?" "ln the Army, yeah." "So there's you, what's your name?" "Why do you wanna know my name?" "Give me any name." "Just so I got something to call you." "Let's be reasonable, okay?" "Just give me your name." "Call me Sonny." "Sonny?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Now listen, Sonny." "I wanna see if the people are okay." "Right." "Yeah." "Then I wanna work out a way to get them out of there." "I wanna come over without a gun." "You can frisk me so you can trust me." "We'll find a way out of this." "Right." "I just wanna find some way that I can trust you too." "Not be on the street where you could just shoot me." "Some sign, right?" "Right." "Like what?" "How about letting the people out?" "Come on, now." "Who do you think you're dealing with?" "A fucking idiot here?" "They're keeping me alive." "I'm gonna let them out?" "Talk to me." "Just talk to me straight." "I'm ready to talk." "Okay, okay." "How about giving us the women?" "No, I've got women." "That's all I've got here." "Okay." "Give me something." "Give me one of them." "Why do you want one?" "lt's like a fair exchange." "l'll come over. I won't pack nothing." "Yeah?" "I don't know if you'll take me hostage." "It's a sign of trust." "How do I call you back?" "We got a direct line here." "Pick up the receiver and I'm here." "He wants one." "Him, right?" "Right." "Right?" "Right." "Okay?" "He goes." "Okay." "Can you get up?" "What are we dealing with here?" "Hey, you have to keep checking me out all the time?" "Yeah." "Here you are." "Your stomach okay?" "lt's all right." "He'll need the keys." "Got the keys?" "Just the one, Sonny!" "Right." "Hey, don't fire!" "Don't fire!" "What are you doing?" "Get away from him!" "That's a hostage!" "Don't fire, don't fire." "Hold your fire." "Hold your fire!" "We voted to send him out!" "He's one of the hostages!" "Get away from him!" "What's the matter with you?" "He's a hostage!" "He's one of the hostages." "What the hell's the matter with you?" "I don't give a fuck, goddamn it!" "Get away." "Get out of here." "Hey, Sonny!" "Wait a minute, Sonny." "That was your fault, Sonny." "You know we had the communications set up here." "We're not set up properly." "We've got 250 cops here." "We don't know what's going on in there." "You almost killed him!" "Are you crazy?" "That was smart." "You say you got nothing but women, and throw out a guy." "What's going on?" "You wanted a hostage, I gave you one." "You gonna deal with us or not?" "l gave you one." "You did, but you should have picked up the phone." "Come on out." "Look. I ain't packing nothing, see?" "I ain't packing nothing." "You can come out and frisk me." "You can tell." "Why you want me to come out?" "To look at something." "To see what you're up against." "l can see it." "Why come out?" "Come out and see it all, all right?" "Come on." "All right?" "Sal is in there with the other people." "Anything happens to me, they'll get it." "I don't forget about Sal." "Come out and look." "Okay?" "Come on." "Okay?" "l gotta check with him first." "All right." "You don't need that artillery." "Sonny, five minutes." "You tell him that." "Take it easy." "Get them back." "He's got a white flag." "All right." "Okay." "Everything's all right." "See that?" "Right, yeah." "Okay." "Come on out, Sonny." "He's too close here." "Get back!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Get them back." "Get back!" "All right." "Okay." "Come on out." "Take a look at this." "Come on." "Here, look." "Look up here." "Look." "Look." "Look over here, huh?" "Over there, right?" "We got everything here, okay?" "You got the militia out here, huh?" "Let Sal come look." "What hope have you got?" "Come on." "Quit while you're ahead." "lt's only attempted robbery." "Armed robbery." "All right, armed, then." "Nobody's been hurt." "Release the hostages." "No one will worry over kidnapping charges." "The most you'll get is 5 years." "You'll get out in one year." "Kiss me." "What?" "Kiss me." "When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed on the mouth." "You're a city cop, right?" "Bank robbery's a federal offense." "They got me on kidnapping, armed robbery." "They're gonna bury me." "I won't talk to somebody trying to con me." "Get someone in charge." "l am in charge." "I won't talk to some flunky pig trying to con me." "What's he doing?" "Get back!" "Why are they moving in?" "Will you get the fuck back there?" "Get back there." "Get over there!" "Go on back there, man!" "Get over there!" "He wants to kill me so bad, he can taste it." "No one's gonna kill anybody." "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Remember Attica!" "Go ahead." "Go ahead." "Your word don't fucking matter!" "Come on, calm down." "to put their guns down!" "Put your guns down!" "Wasn't for the TV guys, they'd kill us all." "Tell them to put their guns down!" "Get back!" "Put those guns down!" "Put the guns down!" "Get back!" "Put those fucking guns down!" "Put those guns down!" "Put them down!" "Put them down!" "Put those fucking guns down." "Put those guns down." "Attica!" "Attica!" "You got it, man!" "You got it, man!" "You got it, man!" "You got it!" "You got it!" "You got it, man!" "You got it, right?" "You got it, right?" "You got it." "You got it." "You got it, right?" "headquarters in Washington" "Robbing a bank?" "What was--?" "What?" "as to the identity of one of the men." "Why didn't he tell me he needed money?" "He should've come to me if he needed money." "I can't believe it." "We know that · people are still being held in the bank." "The situation inside the bank is totally unknown to us other than descriptions that have been obtained from Howard Calvin." "Why steal when your mom's a sucker?" "We'll switch you now to Ron Cummins at the bank in Brooklyn." "Miss Benson, what's it like inside?" "They're holding up, what can you say?" "The guy with the gun on us..." "Got a deal?" "...he's a quiet type." "Any confidence in Detective Moretti?" "They don't know Detective Moretti yet." "I gotta go now." "What's this with the hands?" "She's out, let her stay out." "They're my girls." "I'm going back in there." "Howard, how is he?" "Howard's all right." "Put the TV on." "Girls, I was interviewed." "Sal, looks good." "Everybody's out there." "They got the whole media." "Television people." "Television people they wanna talk to you." "They're out there." "Yeah?" "Hello, Sonny." "Sonny, you're on the air." "Would you answer a few questions?" "Yeah." "Why are you doing this?" "Hello?" "See, now I just saw myself there." "What'd you--?" "Why am I doing it?" "Yes." "Doing what?" "Robbing a bank." "What?" "I don't know what you mean by that." "I'm robbing a bank because they got money here." "I mean, why do you feel you have to steal for money?" "Couldn't you get a job?" "No." "Doing what?" "You know" " You know, if you want a job, you gotta be a member of a union." "See. lf you got no union card, you don't get a job." "What about non-union jobs?" "What's wrong with this guy?" "What do you mean, non-union?" "Like what, a bank teller?" "Know how much a bank teller makes?" "Not much." "Not much. $1 15 to start, right?" "You gonna live on that?" "I got a wife and kids." "How am I gonna live on that?" "What do you make a week?" "l'm here to talk to you, Sonny." "No, well, I'm-- l'm talking to you." "We're entertainment, right?" "What do you--?" "What do you got for us?" "What do you want to get for it?" "Do you expect to be paid?" "l don't need to be paid." "Look." "I'm here with my partner and nine other people, see, and we're dying." "You're gonna see our brains on the sidewalk." "They'll spill our guts out." "Gonna show that on television?" "Have housewives see that?" "Instead of As The World Turns?" "What do you got for me?" "I want something for that." "Sonny." "Yeah." "You could give up." "Give up?" "Right." "You ever been in prison?" "No." "No." "Let's talk about something you fucking know about, okay?" "How much you make a week?" "Transmission has been interrupted." "Please stand by, we will return to our special newscast very soon." "Hello?" "What the fuck happened?" "Guess he didn't appreciate your language." "Fuck him." "Sal." "Sal." "I don't know, they might deal with us." "You know?" "I mean, I don't know about that guy out there." "But if I get the fbi involved in this, they might deal." "What do you think?" "No." "Sal...." "No!" "What's the matter with you?" "You made a promise, didn't you?" "Did you promise me something?" "Yeah." "Did you say either we get away clean or we kill ourselves?" "Did you?" "l'm not talking about that." "You believe in keeping your promises?" "Yeah." "Then does it still go?" "Yeah." "Well, what are you talking about?" "l'm trying to-- l ain't going back to that prison, Sonny." "Yeah." "Kill them all." "Now." "Take your bayonet, jam it into their" "Fuck you, you fucker." "Shit." "We ask for a jet." "What do you think?" "We get a helicopter." "We get a helicopter here, it lands on the roof and takes us to a jet." "And we fly the fuck out of the country." "Sal." "Sal we can do it." "Sal." "Sal, look." "We got them." "We don't even know it." "We got the hostages." "We've been looking at this the wrong way." "We make the demands." "They're gonna give us anything we want." "I'm flying to the tropics." "Fuck the snow." "Hey, where's the Mouth?" "You ready to go to Algeria?" "Algeria?" "Yeah, sure." "We're all going to sunny climes!" "Sal, I can make it happen!" "I can make it happen!" "I made it happen so far, right?" "I can make it happen." "Yeah." "Give me Moretti." "Sarge." "All of you, go ahead, make phone calls." "Call home or whatever." "We're all going on a trip." "Yeah, Sonny." "Yeah. I wanna talk to you." "And I'm coming out." "Good, I'll be there." "Let's go." "Come on, he's coming out." "Sal." "Now, you gotta understand something." "If we leave the country, there's no coming back here." "There's no coming back." "If there's anyone you wanna talk to you wanna say goodbye to, do it now." "No." "No." "is there any special country you wanna go to?" "Wyoming." "No, Wyoming...." "That's not a country." "That's all right." "I'll take care of it." "All right, put them down!" "Put them down." "You need a gun?" "What do I have?" "See this here, look." "I got nothing up my sleeve." "I got nothing here either." "Wanna see my pockets?" "Here." "You need that gun, right?" "Yeah." "Moretti, tell them to put their guns down!" "Hey, you, see that?" "Put it in your holster." "Put the guns down!" "You know what it means to put a gun down?" "What's this?" "What's this?" "Put them down." "Right." "Thank you very much." "Thank you very much." "You got it, right?" "You got it, baby!" "Hey, Moretti!" "You ready to let these--?" "You got Maria in there!" "Maria!" "He's got a gun in there!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Get him the fuck out of here!" "How the hell did that happen?" "l got Sal in there!" "Take it easy." "Notify the precinct, all right?" "Who the fuck is that?" "No, no, no." "He's one of them Spanish kids." "Who's Maria?" "She's inside." "Sal wants to see Sonny, says he'll shoot unless he does." "Sal." "Sal." "He's serious." "Sonny, he means it!" "He means it." "lt's all right. lt's all right." "It's all right." "Hey, man, I'm sorry." "How'd that happen?" "You got his girlfriend." "You know the Spanish." "You okay?" "That fuck tried to kill me." "You look all squeezed out." "Squeezed out, I'm squeezed out." "Yeah, yeah." "Okay." "Wait, let me see." "Let me see your head." "l'm bleeding." "Let me see it." "Let me see it." "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, Jesus." "It's all right." "You want to talk to me about something?" "You should've heard that phone call." "Calls up, some creep, says, "Kill everybody."" "Everybody wants to kill everybody." "You're gonna get assholes like that anyhow, right?" "Right." "Yeah, I wanna talk to you." "I got an offer." "I want a helicopter out of here." "And a jet to go wherever I wanna go." "So I don't want a little jet, I want a big one." "One with a bar, a piano." "Maybe I wanna go out of the country." "I don't know, Sonny. I don't know whether a helicopter'll fit in here or not." "I'll check it out." "lt could land on the roof." "No, that's asphalt." "You know what'll happen, it'll break through." "I'll call my superiors, you understand?" "Why don't you bring your superiors here?" "Why am I talking to you if you gotta call your superiors?" "We don't always see eye-to-eye." "Yeah, so I'll talk to them." "I'll see what they say." "I talk to them and I ask them, all right?" "Then we'll see." "Anything else I can give you?" "Yeah, I want you to bring my wife down here." "What do you give us?" "What do you want?" "The women hostages." "Oh, man." "You know, there's no talking to you." "That's all I got in there, I told you, is women." "You gonna talk to me or what?" "I'll give you one hostage for each thing you give me, see?" "Give me the helicopter, I give you a hostage." "Give me the jet, I give you a hostage." "You give me my wife, I give you a hostage." "Then the rest come home on the jet." "I'll see what they'll do, all right?" "In the meantime, you pick out who you wanna give us." "And you tell me where your wife is, all right?" "I'm here minding my own business, I hear the transistor, go, "Sonny what?"" "I can't believe my ears." "I grab the kids." "I'm telling you, Sonny didn't do it." "It ain't him to rob a bank!" "It ain't him to steal or hurt anybody or do nothing wrong!" "He's never done wrong since the day I know him." "Night before last we're at Coney Island." "I'm looking in the glove compartment." "He's got a gun with bullets in it." "Things are adding up how crazy he's acting lately and in with a bad crowd." "So I look at him." "Go on, get in bed." "He's yelling at the kids like a madman." "Then he wants me to go on a kiddie ride. I don't wanna go." "He starts screaming at me." "Sweetheart." "He's screaming and screaming." "I say, "What are you gonna do with the gun?" "Shoot me and dump me in the river?"" "I mean, I was scared of him." "I never been scared of him." "His mother says we was always fighting, the cops was always at our house." "I hit him with a jack handle once in the car." "Only I didn't even hit him, I hit myself." "You should've seen the bruise on my leg, from here to here." "He'd put on his hat and coat, he goes out the door." "So they tell me he did it." "But I don't believe it." "Mrs. Wortzik, please, listen to me." "They want you down at the bank." "His body functions might've done it, but he himself, he didn't do it!" ""Dear Abby:" "Lately I've been dreaming about falling into water and not being able to reach the surface." "I begin to breathe heavily and I wake up in a cold sweat." "A friend tells me that my problem is one of sexual repression."" "Margaret, are you all right?" "No." "What are you, a renegade, a bandit?" "What kind of man are you siding with the Indians against his own people?" "What's your grudge against me?" "l'm taking you in for murder, Kilgore." "Yeah?" "Are you doing anything to any of those girls in there?" "He's back again." "Well?" "Who is this?" "Look at Margaret." "What's the matter with her?" "There's no air in here." "What happened to the air conditioning?" "l'm sorry, Syl." "lt's all right." "Where's the air conditioning?" "The basement." "Sal, I'm gonna go check the air conditioning." "l'll be right back." "Sonny." "What?" "I never been up in an airplane before." "So?" "I mean-- l mean, it's safe. lt's like a car." "It's safer than a car." "It's all right, Sal." "l'm gonna go check it now." "Okay." "Sal!" "What?" "They're coming in the back!" "ln the vault!" "Come on." "Goddamn it, move!" "Back, get back." "No, don't shoot!" "That's it, Sonny!" "Get her in there!" "Do it!" "Get her in there!" "Who fired that shot?" "Pick her up by the legs." "Who fired the shot?" "Come on!" "Move!" "Okay, legs. I'll bring her." "They're moving good." "What's that?" "Sonny?" "Sonny!" "Get me a bullhorn." "Sonny!" "You got that bullhorn?" "Right." "Here." "Hey, Sonny." "Come on out, Sonny." "Sonny." "Sonny!" "That's all I need." "Sonny?" "Sonny!" "Come on, take care of that, will you?" "Sonny, come on out." "Sonny, come on out." "Go straighten that out, will you, Carmine?" "Sonny!" "Sonny, come on out." "Sonny?" "You did fine." "Sonny." "Sonny!" "You son of a bitch, you wanna get those people killed?" "Come on out, Sonny." "Sonny, come on out." "Come on out here, now." "Come on out, Sonny." "Sonny!" "Sonny?" "Come on out here, Sonny." "All right, I see it, Sonny." "Come on." "Come on." "All right, get back." "Wait, wait." "People, wait." "Keep going." "What's the matter with you?" "What?" "What're you firing that shot for?" "We got 250 cops here!" "Fuck you!" "What were they doing back there?" "What the hell's the matter with you?" "Are we dealing?" "They were trying to get in, right?" "Who?" "Come on, don't give me that shit." "You know who." "What's going on?" "You're full of shit!" "Find out what's going on there!" "Honest to God, Sonny, I don't know" "Bullshit!" "Communications aren't set up yet." "Get someone to talk to me!" "Goddamn it." "I'm not talking to you anymore." "Let me talk to you." "You say this, you do that." "Why were they back there?" "!" "l don't know!" "You're full of shit." "That's another force, a tactical force!" "They like to shoot, climb through windows!" "They like that, right?" "Without your orders, right?" "No." "Yes!" "Without my orders!" "You're not coming through the roof?" "l tell you we won't." "You're telling me a lot of things, but you're not doing them." "What were they doing?" "!" "l don't know!" "You can't answer me, right?" "You can't answer me." "What?" "You can't answer me." "Yes, I can." "So tell me what they were doing." "No communications!" "I sent someone back there." "I got a guy in there who's gonna kill somebody." "That's your responsibility." "Not mine, that's yours." "Wait a minute, hold on." "Let's" "We got everything you wanted." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "We can't get a helicopter in here, but a bus is coming." "We got a jet coming into Kennedy, all right?" "Okay?" "All right?" "Now, we got ahold of your wife." "Your wife is coming." "We reached her and she's coming here, all right?" "Okay?" "Where you going?" "Where you going?" "I'm right here." "I thought we were gonna talk." "I thought so too." "But we're not talking." "We're trying to get in the back door." "Your wife will be here in about a half-hour." "Okay?" "They're still pointing." "They love to point." "Holster that weapon!" "Holster it!" "Holster that weapon!" "You too!" "All right, come on." "What?" "What else do you want me to do?" "How could you do any better?" "We got everything you wanted." "I'll do anything I can to stop anything I can." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "What?" "I got some people in there that are hungry." "Can you get some food?" "No problem." "What do you want?" "Want some pizzas?" "Yeah, all right." "Pizzas?" "Hey, Carmine, get some food, some pizzas." "Can we get some beer, you think?" "No beer." "Let's keep it to soft drinks, all right?" "Come on." "All right?" "Carmine some soft drinks too, okay?" "Cokes." "What else?" "l need some aspirin too." "Some lady's not feeling well." "You got it." "Anything else?" "Just don't fucking con me." "l'm not." "Why would I wanna do that?" "I'm in trouble enough as it is." "I'm not trying to create any trouble." "All right?" "It's okay." "They can't" " They can't bring a helicopter in here, Sal." "Because they can't land it here." "But they're gonna get us a limo bus-- A big bus so we can all get in." "And that's how we get to the airport." "It's good. lt looks good." "You people, I just ordered you some food, so...." "l even got her some aspirins." "Okay?" "So we're moving it along now." "I gotta pay for the food." "Where's the marked fives?" "That was a foolish thing you did back there." "Yeah?" "Foolish thing." "We gonna get the ball rolling?" "Yeah, what do you think I'm doing?" "I'm working on it, right?" "What's it look like?" "You think it's easy?" "I gotta keep them cool." "I gotta keep all you people happy." "I gotta have all the ideas and do it all alone." "I'm working on it." "You wanna try it?" "Your food is here, Sonny." "You're starting to get on my nerves." "All right." "Go on with him there." "You'll be all right." "Go right here." "What do I owe you?" "lt's all paid for." "lt's paid for." "l paid for it." "No, I got it. I got it." "Here." "Keep the change." "What?" "You want this?" "Yeah!" "You like it?" "Moretti, could you use five?" "I got a lot for you." "Get back!" "Get back, goddamn it!" "Get back!" "Let him go." "Let him go." "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "Could you open it?" "Thank you, man." "See you later." "I'm a fucking star!" "Okay, kick..." "Right." "...out, turn." "Around." "No, just pick her up and hold her." "She'll be okay." "You're getting your kick good." "Here." "Kick, out...." "This is where it gets stuck." "ls that it?" "Yeah." "Here." "Miriam's making a fool of herself." "Out." "Anybody got a cigarette?" "Yeah, I do." "Sylvia, you don't smoke." "You don't smoke?" "No." "Why--?" "Why do you wanna start now?" "I'm scared to death, that's why." "What, you don't smoke?" "No." "How come?" "l don't want the cancer." "Oh, my God." "Give me the cigarette." "Go ahead, do what you want." "I just think you ought to take care of your body." "My body?" "What for?" "The body is the temple of the Lord." "You're serious." "So you rob a bank but you keep your body pure." "is that it?" "You gonna smoke or what?" "Yes." "If I die of cancer, it'll be half your fault." "No, it's because you're weak." "Right, I'm weak." "One, two, three" "Where's your bullets?" "Mulvaney speaking." "It's Moretti." "Wants to talk to you." "Yeah." "Will you guys hold it down back there?" "Sonny, they're bringing in your wife." "Step back." "Stay back." "Where's Moretti?" "Probably in the bar." "In the barbershop." "What's that?" "We went to Bellevue where you told us said he was his wife." "They were married in a church." "Jesus Christ!" "Leon." "Leon!" "Hey, Leon, over here!" "Leon!" "Hey, Leon!" "Now move it back." "Leon, over here!" "Leon!" "Happy birthday!" "Hey, give us some room, huh?" "Watch his head." "He's a queer?" "Sarge." "Sarge, he wants you!" "Come on, get the shield out of here." "I don't need it now." "Where were you four hours ago, when I needed it?" "He's not gonna shoot." "Yeah, Sonny, what?" "What happened?" "is he all right?" "He's a little groggy right now, okay?" "No, let me talk to him." "Let me get him on his feet and call you back." "Shut the fucking door." "Stop the noise in here." "I don't wanna hear a fucking sound!" "Typewriter!" "Get off the fucking phone!" "Sarge." "Now!" "Give me some water, all right?" "Leon?" "Leon." "You all right, Leon?" "They give you a shot down at the hospital or something?" "Oh, God." "They shot me with, like, unreal!" "You gotta get ahold of yourself so you can talk to him, see if he'll come out of the bank." "Oh, no." "He's got eight people, and a kid named Sal." "You know him?" "No, not really." "Says he's gonna shoot these eight people." "I can't help it." "I can't stop him from anything." "Who will he listen to, then?" "I can't-- l can't talk to him." "He won't listen to anybody." "He's been-- He's been crazy all summer." "He's tried to kill me since June." "Yeah." "Put a gun to my head." "And he cut me with a knife." "He beat up my friends." "Did you contact the police?" "What good would that do?" "It'd just make him mad." "They don't know him." "And it wouldn't stop him." "Somebody's gotta stop him." "You don't understand." "He's crazy." "He's got a wife, children." "He's a wonderful father." "His mother you should see her." "Together with his father, they're like a car wreck." "It just-- lt just rolls off his back." "He sees them." "He pays the rent." "Unbelievable." "I was the one who wanted to get married." "He didn't really want it but he did it." "I don't know why." "Why did you wanna get married?" "I thought it would help me." "But it didn't." "l-- l was so confused." "I was doing insane things." "What sort of things, Leon?" "After the wedding I ran off for 10 days to Atlantic City." "Sonny was frantic." "He knew I'd been drinking." "He didn't know where l was, who I was with." "I couldn't explain the things I did." "So I went to a psychiatrist who told me that I was a woman trapped in a man's body." "So right away Sonny wanted to give me money for the sex-change operation." "But where was he gonna get it?" "$2500?" "My God, he was in hock up to his ears already." "He needed the money for your operation?" "It drove him crazy." "He" "He would fly into these rages." "And I got more depressed than ever." "I knew I'd never get my operation." "So I tried to kill myself." "I took about a half a pound of pills." "Blues, reds, yellows, screamers, uppers, downers, you name it." "And I wound up in a hospital." "And Sonny comes there and he just looks at me." "And he says:" ""Why, Leon?" "When things were going so good?"" "Don't you think--?" "Leon, don't you think he sort of did it for you?" "Yeah, I guess so." "Don't you think you owe it to him to try to get him out?" "I can't talk to him." "You're up to your neck in it, Leon." "You're an accessory." "No, no." "They can't hold me responsible." "Wait, you could help us a little." "I'm afraid." "Just talk to him for a minute." "How can he hurt you on the phone?" "All you're gonna be is on the phone." "l can't. I don't know what to...." "Just talk with him on the phone." "l can't." "No." "You think about it, Leon." "Yeah." "He doesn't wanna talk to you." "What do you mean, won't talk to me?" "Let me work on it." "l thought you were doing that." "He don't wanna talk to me." "Police are questioning Leon Shermer, a 26-year-old admitted homosexual who claims to have married one of the bank robbers last November." "According to sources in the barbershop where Leon is being held Leon has reportedly said they were married in an official ceremony by a Father Burke." "Leon's story has been confirmed." "Seven bridesmaids, all male, Sonny's mother and 70 other guests all members of the gay community, were present." "We've been able to obtain a still photograph of Leon in his gown." "Leon has confirmed that the gowns for himself and his bridesmaids cost $700." "We have not confirmed the story with the priest." "But we are told that he was subsequently defrocked." "Phone calls have arrived from various factions of the gay community." "Some in suppo· of Sonny and his actions, others totally condemning the present events and calling the marriage a farce and, quote, "A case of sheer exhibitionism." End quote." "Our coverage of the Brooklyn robbery where two homosexuals hold hostages for their demands of a helicopter, a jet...." "Sonny." "Sonny, they said, "Two homosexuals in the bank."" "Right on TV." "You hear?" "What difference does it make?" "They're gonna say anything they want." "Let them say it." "Well, I'm not a homosexual." "Tell them to get that right." "That's going out on the TV." "Sal, what am I supposed to do?" "I can't control what they say on television." "What should I do?" "I'm doing everything I can. I can't do that." "I mean, they're" "Look, Sal." "Forget about it. lt's just a freak show to them, anyway. lt don't matter." "Whatever they say, it don't matter." "It'll be all right." "What's the matter with you?" "You shouldn't let something like that spoil your fun, you know?" "You gotta get fun out of life." "Shit." "Where's the goddamn jet?" "They're always screaming overhead, going somewhere when you don't need them, you know?" "What are you gonna tell the pilot when you get on the plane?" "You have to know, right?" "Did you know Holland's pretty good?" "Use this." "Holland?" "They sheltered people during the war." "They're good people." "Where's Holland?" "lt's right up...." "lt's over there." "She doesn't have a map." "It's got good chocolate." "Come on, get in the vault." "Get in the vault." "Come on." "Quickly!" "They're waiting for us to do something, I think." "Sonny." "Come on out for a second, please." "lt's him, Sonny." "Come on out here." "I wanna talk to you a second." "Come on, Sonny." "Sonny." "Sonny." "Come on out, Sonny." "Sonny?" "Come on out a minute." "That's it, Sonny." "Hey, Sonny!" "Moretti!" "What the fuck is going on?" "Get the lights back on." "Moretti!" "Who are you?" "fbi, Sheldon." "Oh, good." "About time." "Maybe we can get this thing started, huh?" "Look, get the lights back on and the air conditioner." "We got no air conditioning." "No more favors." "That's all over, Sonny." "Favors?" "You been doing me favors all night?" "I have a jet, limo will be here in a half hour." "I want the hostages." "No, no, no." "Bullshit." "I'd like to work with you on this, not against you." "The hostages are what's keeping me alive." "When do I get them?" "Didn't they tell you anything?" "I'd like to hear it from you." "You get one hostage for the limousine that you bring me in." "One hos" " One hostage for the jet." "Then I get to the airport." "I go into the plane, check it all out." "And if it's okay, then they all come out." "l wanna go inside." "Why?" "To see if everybody's all right." "They're all right." "No, I have to see." "You got guts." "Think if we slit their throats, we're gonna let you out?" "I have to see." "I gotta check with my partner." "The fbi, Sal." "They're coming in." "Hey, pussycat." "There you go." "You'd like to kill me?" "Bet you would." "I wouldn't like to kill you." "I will if I have to." "It's your job, right?" "The guy who kills me I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it's his job." "Nobody give your right name." "It's the fbi." "Just wanna make sure all you young ladies are all right in here." "Look..." "We're all right." "...they asked for the jet hours ago." "Now, what are you doing?" "That's being set up." "We'll have you out in a couple of hours." "A couple of hours?" "Why not give them what they want?" "They'll get what they want." "We wanna be sure we get what we want." "That's to get you all out of here safe." "You two boys too." "That's close enough." "Tell the TV to stop saying there's two homosexuals in here." "I will, Sal." "Outside for a minute, Sonny?" "You handle yourself well, Sonny." "A lot of men would have choked." "We might have had a death on our hands." "But you handled it. I respect that." "Now, don't you try to take Sal." "We'll handle him." "Just sit tight and you won't get hurt." "Wait." "What are you talking about?" "You just sit quiet." "We'll handle Sal." "You think I'd sell him out, you fuck?" "What'd he say?" "He was just talking about arrangements." "I talked to him about the TV, Sal." "It's gonna be all right." "That's all?" "Yeah." "Why couldn't he say that in here?" "I don't know." "He wanted to show me how the bus is coming in." "What's the matter?" "Somebody get a glass of water." "Got a hankie?" "They poisoned the pizza." "It's not the pizza." "He's got diabetes." "He had some Coke before." "Don't give him anything. I'll hold it." "What can we do for you, Mr. Mulvaney?" "Tell us." "is there a doctor out here?" "We need a doctor in here." "We need a doctor." "What's wrong?" "The manager, he's diabetic." "He don't look good." "I gotta search you." "Watch out he don't kiss you, doc." "Looking for an antonym." "Okay." "Just him." "Sonny." "I've convinced Leon to talk to you." "He's on the phone now." "He's coming on." "Hello." "Hello?" "Hello, Leon?" "Hello." "Hello, Sonny." "What happened?" "How you--?" "How you doing?" "Well, I'm out of the hospital." "Yeah, I know." "You know, I thought you'd never get out." "Hot. I never thought I'd get out this way, I'll tell you." "Yeah." "So how you doing?" "l'm a little shaky." "Oh, yeah?" "Moretti told me that you were all drugged up so I figured that's why you didn't talk to me. I was wondering why." "It was really terrible, you know?" "I mean, you walk in, and right away they say you're crazy." "And then they start sticking things in your arm." "I mean, how do they expect you to get uncrazy if you're asleep all the time?" "I'm-- l'm just starting to come out of it now." "So...." "So how are you?" "I'm fine." "This is something, huh?" "Yeah, yeah." "I don't know, Leon, you know?" "I'm dying here." "I'm dying." "Don't you ever listen to yourself when you say you're dying?" "Did you ever listen to yourself?" "What are you talking--?" "What do you mean, what am I talking about?" "You're dying." "Do you know that you say that to me every day? "l'm dying."" "You're not dying." "You're killing the people around you." "Leon, don't give me that shit." "I don't need the deep shit now!" "You don't realize what the things you do mean." "Yeah?" "I know what I do." "You stick a gun to somebody's head." "l don't know what I'm doing sometimes." "Obviously, you don't." ""Go to sleep so it won't hurt when I shoot."" "What do you think I've been doing in the hospital?" "I take a handful of pills to get away from you." "Right?" "Yeah." "So now I'm talking to you on the phone again, right?" "l-- l-- l got no job." "I don't have friends." "I can't live." "I have to live with people." "This death business, I'm sorry." "I don't know what I'm getting here with that shit." "You know, what am I supposed to say to that shit?" "This is going on." "And you're giving me that shit." "l'm sorry." "You know what's happening with me." "You know the pressures I've been having, right?" "I got all these pressures." "You know it." "You're in that hospital with them tubes coming out and want that operation, right?" "You're giving me that shit." "Everybody's giving me shit." "Everybody needs money." "So you needed money?" "I got you money." "l didn't ask you to rob a bank!" "l know you didn't ask me." "Look, I'm not putting this on anybody, you know?" "Nothing on nobody." "I did this on my own." "You see?" "All on my own, I did it." "But I just want you to know something." "I want you to know that I'm getting out of here." "I'm getting a plane out of here and I just wanted you to know it." "And I wanted you to come down and I wanted to just say goodbye to you." "Or, if you wanted to, you can come with me." "You're free to do what you want." "That's just what I wanted to say to you, that's all." "l'm-- l'm free to do what I want, huh?" "Right." "I been trying to get away from you for months and I'm going with you on a trip?" "Where?" "Where are you going?" "I don't know where yet." "We said Algeria. I don't know." "So I'll go to Algeria." "I don't know yet." "Why are you going to Algeria?" "I don't know why." "They got a Howard Johnson's there." "Howard Johnson's." "You're warped, you know?" "You're really warped." "I'm warped. I know I'm warped." "God, Algeria. lt's" "You know, they walk around with masks on, things on their heads." "They're a bunch of crazy people." "What am I supposed to do?" "You could have picked a better place." "Like where?" "Sweden?" "Denmark?" "Yeah, I like that." "Yeah." "You know what?" "Sal wanted to go to Wyoming." "I had to tell him it's not a country." "He don't know where Wyoming is." "I'm with a guy who don't know where Wyoming is." "Think you got problems?" "So, Sal is with you?" "Oh, boy." "You'd be better off giving up." "I'm not giving up, because why have I done this so far?" "I've gone so far with this, and why should I give up now?" "I can't give up." "Would you do me a favor then?" "Yeah, what?" "These guys that have me down here, you know they think I'm part of the plot to rob the bank." "That's crazy, Leon." "That's crazy." "They're bullshitting you, giving you a snow job." "They told me I was an accessory." "No." "That's just a con job on you." "Don't listen to that." "I have to listen to it." "I can't survive in prison, Sonny." "Leon, you're not going to prison." "How do you know?" "Because I know." "Believe me." "Look, please, just tell them." "Please what?" "Tell them what?" "That you didn't do it?" "Are they on the phone now?" "Are they on the phone now?" "Yeah." "That's great, Leon." "That's really terrific." "You talk to me with them on the phone." "Really smart." "l have no choice!" "What do you mean?" "What am I supposed to do?" "There's 7000 fucking cops all around me." "Who's on now?" "Look, don't lay it on me!" "I'm not, but you knew that was going on, right?" "You knew what was happening, right?" "Yeah!" "I wanna know who's on the phone now." "Moretti." "Moretti, is that you?" "Hello." "Will somebody talk to me?" "Somebody gonna talk to me or what?" "They on the phone now?" "They won't talk to you." "All right." "He didn't do it, okay?" "He had nothing to do with it." "All right." "Now, will you get the fuck off the phone?" "Are they off the phone?" "Yeah." "Terrific." "That really convinced them." "That's what they wanted to know." "Did I do it for you?" "Yeah, thank" "Thank you very much." "Okay." "So now what?" "What are you gonna do?" "Well, I thought that I would go back to the hospital." "They're really nice there." "They seem like they're trying to help me." "That's good, then." "You found something." "Yeah, I don't know if I have or not." "So are you gonna still have the operation?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "So then, what am I supposed to say to you?" "Thanks a lot and bon voyage." "Yeah, right." "See you sometime." "Yeah. I'll see you in my dreams, huh?" "Right, I'll write a song." "l don't know." "Life's so funny." "You said a mouthful, sweetheart." "Well" " Goodbye, huh?" "Bye." "Yeah." "Give me" " Can I have--?" "Moretti." "Moretti." "Hey." "Hey." "You cut off the incoming calls." "Can I have a line?" "I wanna talk to my wife and to my kids." "He wants an outside line, is it all right?" "l want a line." "Yeah, Sonny, I'm getting it." "I could call anybody, they'd put them on the phone." "The Pope, an astronaut the wisest of the wise." "Who do I have to call?" "I just don't know what to do." "Hello." "Angie." "Sonny, Jesus!" "I was watching it on TV." "Yeah." "So where are the kids?" "l sent them to the neighbors." "I can't believe. I can't believe." "I mean, it ain't like you." "I know." "You've never done anything like it before in your life." "I'm dying, you know that?" "I'm dying here." "I blame myself. I notice you been tense, like something is happening." "Like that night you're yelling at the kids like a madman." "Then you want me to go on that ride, here to there, full of those kids." "It's ridiculous. I'm not about to go, so you yell at me:" ""You pig, get on the fucking ride!" Everything fell out of me." "My heart, my liverjust fell to the floor." "I mean, everything." "You know what it felt like?" "You yelling at me in front of all those people?" "You never talked to me like that before, Sonny." "I think, "He's gonna shoot me, dump my body in the river."" "Will you just shut up?" "l was scared of you!" "Will you shut the fuck up and listen to me?" "!" "Just listen to me!" "You see that?" "With the language and everything." "I'm trying to talk to you, and you" "A person can't communicate with you!" "I mean, what am I here?" "I'm your wife. I'm your wife!" "You know something?" "You hurt me." "You hurt me, you know that?" "Can you imagine, marrying another man?" "Did I ever do anything to make you do that?" "Did I ever turn you down or anything?" "I know I let myself get fat." "Don't call yourself fat." "You can't stand me to say it." "Like I can't stand you being a bank robber." "That's what love is." "Yeah?" "You know what love is, right?" "If you know what love is so much, why didn't you come down here?" "Well...." "Talk to me about love, go ahead." "Sonny, I'm scared." "I'm scared." "Are they gonna shoot me or something?" "They're not gonna shoot you!" "You should see it on the TV." "They got cannons, machine guns." "They're after me, Angie, not you." "It's late already by the time I find out it's just you and Sal. I can't get a babysitter!" "What'll I do?" "Listen, I think I better take him back for a cardiac check." "So, what's the matter?" "What, he gonna die or what?" "No, no. lt's just a precautionary measure. lt's awfully warm in here." "All right, then." "Let's go, let him out." "I'm not going. I'm okay." "I just needed the injection." "What, you trying to be a hero?" "You don't look good." "We'll let you out." "I'm not trying to be anything." "I just wanna be left alone." "Okay?" "No one's bothering you." "l wish to fuck you never came." "That's all." "Don't try to act like you're some angel of human kindness." "Out of the closets and into the streets!" "Out of the closets and into the streets!" "Out of the closets and into the streets!" "Out of the closets and into the streets!" "Sonny all the way!" "Sonny all the way!" "Sonny all the way!" "Sonny all the way!" "Sonny all the way!" "Sonny all the way!" "Ladies." "Ladies." "I wanna apologize for my use of language back there." "Why?" "What did you say, Mr. Mulvaney?" "What did he say?" "He said the F-word." "What?" "What did he say?" "He said the F-word." "Fuck." "l know, Miriam." "Fuck." "But I'm a Christian and my ears are not garbage cans." "Come on." "Oh, Edna." "Then we shouldn't go after them." "Then we won't." "What's that?" "Sonny." "Could you come out, please?" "Sonny?" "Shit." "What?" "lt's my mother." "Sonny." "Someone here to see you." "Sonny..." "...could you come out, please?" "Oh, who needs this shit?" "Sonny." "Sonny, could you come out, please?" "Mom, what are you doing down here?" "l don't need you down here." "Oh, Sonny." "All of Brooklyn is out here." "Three networks of television." "l got it all worked out, Ma." "l talked to the man from the fbi." "Who?" "No, don't talk to anybody." "He says if you come out now, everything is gonna be all right." "l'm trying to get you out of this." "Don't talk to the fbi." "I told them everything how you were in the war in Vietnam, I told them you always had good jobs." "I told them you were with Goldwater in '64 in the convention and" "Listen, I'm getting a plane and I'm going to Algeria." "l'll write you from there." "Algeria?" "l gotta get out of here." "l don't understand." "If I stay and talk to you, they won't send the limousine." "They'll think I'll come out with you." "What's the matter with that?" "Because I'm not coming with you." "The fbi understands everything, that it is not you that is doing this." "It's the pressures from your home life!" "Don't get on Angie now." "Did I say one word against her?" "You were going to." "She has nothing to do with it, it's me!" "Your life was sweetness and roses." "And you" "You wouldn't need Leon if Angie was treating you right, you know that!" "I don't understand why you wanna sleep with her anyway." "You got two kids on welfare now." "You want three kids on welfare?" "l can't talk to you about this now." "What are you gonna do?" "All right, come out." "I can't come out. i can't." "Sal is in there with the people." "lf l come out, he's gonna kill them." "Oh, my God." "Run." "Run." "Run?" "Where am I gonna run?" "Ma, I can't run." "Maybe" "There's no maybe." "No maybes." "You gotta go home." "Where's Pop?" "He didn't come, did he?" "is he pissed off at you!" "He says he doesn't have a son." "He says you're dead." "He's right." "No." "No." "Look, Ma I'm a fuck-up and an outcast and that's it." "You come near me, you're gonna get fucked over and fucked out!" "Now, I gotta go, Ma." "Get her home, okay?" "Just take her home." "How beautiful you were when you were a baby." "Go home now." "Get her home now." "All right." "Ten minutes." "Being of sound mind and body...." "You know, what they...." "To my darling wife Leon whom I love more than any man has loved another man in all eternity." "I leave $2700 from my $10,000 life-insurance policy to be used for your sex-change operation." "If there is any money left over I want it to go to you at my first" "At the first anniversary of my death at my grave." "To my wife to my sweet wife Angela $5000 from the same policy." "You are the only woman that I ever loved." "And I repledge my love to you in this sad moment." "To little Kimmy and Timmy." "I hope you remember me, Timmy." "You are the little man of the family now and I hope you look after them for me." "To my mother I ask forgiveness." "You" " You don't understand the things I said and did." "But I'm me and I'm different." "I want a military funeral and I'm entitled to have one, free of charge." "God" " God bless you and watch over you till we are joined in the hereafter." "Here, I'll sign." "I'll spell that last name." "Watch out!" "Watch out over here." "Look out over here." "Watch it." "Come on, sarge, just one picture?" "Back, back!" "All you guys, back up!" "You're the driver?" "Yeah." "All right. I wanna check it out." "These seats come out?" "No, they're bolted." "All right, here." "Light me on that side." "Give me light over there." "All right." "Jesus, you're the man, huh?" "I was watching. I saw you, man." "You should see yourself, you wouldn't believe it." "l believe it." "Goddamn, Sheila won't believe it." "Who's Sheila?" "My old lady." "They said, "Gas up a stretch..." "...go to 285 Prospect Park West."" "Give me some light over here." "I said, "Shit, another load for the massage parlors."" "It's okay." "My man, I'm gonna remember you." "This is Agent Murphy." "He'll be your driver." "No, I want him." "Give me the black guy." "Hey, man, I ain't into that shit." "Nobody'll hurt you." "If they would've shot, they would've shot already." "l can't allow that, Sonny." "You can't allow?" "What makes you think you can say shit to me?" "I'm running this." "I'll pay you." "What do you want?" "A hundred?" "Two hundred?" "A thousand?" "Come on." "Don't look at him, I'm running this." "Come on." "Look, it'll be an adventure." "You men that shoot, aim for white meat." "Take a walk." "Give me him." "You think you're dealing with a fucking idiot?" "Take a walk, cop!" "Everybody is a con man." "Come on." "I want everyone across the street." "I want them all back, on the sidewalk!" "Let's go!" "At least I know who I'm dealing with now." "Here's a pen for you." "Come on." "Don't move, okay?" "Sonny, here's your document." "Right." "Oh, you gotta sign it." "Here." "We're taking off." "We're going now." "Okay, Sal." "Where is he?" "Sal?" "Sal." "That's it, we're going." "Here, people, let's go." "We're going." "Can I get my sweater?" "Get what you had when you came in." "Sal?" "Sal." "How you doing?" "Good." "Good?" "We're gonna do it, right?" "Yeah." "We're gonna do it." "Sal, see you gotta keep your eye on him." "He's the driver." "l need it." "No, it's mine." "You gotta keep your eye on him, Sal, see?" "All right, where am I now?" "All right, hold it." "Hold it." "All right, let's go." "Swing around now." "Swing around." "Just keep holding hands." "Hold it." "Break it on "three." Not yet, don't break yet." "One two..." "...three." "Go." "Go." "Oh, fuck." "We did it." "We did it." "Wish us luck." "Bye-bye." "Okay, you got your one." "Follow my car." "Sheldon here, get me Kennedy." "Sal, we did it." "Yeah." "I'll be a son of a bitch, we did it." "Okay, let's move." "Come on, honk the horn." "Hey, Sal, do me a favor, will you?" "Keep the gun pointed up." "We hit a bump, the gun'll go off." "All right." "You set out there?" "We're leaving now." "We want no trouble en route." "intersection check?" "Check." "All right." "We'll be starting up right now." "··-·." "It's gonna be all right." "Sal." "Sal, you just gotta remember to keep the gun pointed up." "You fucking" "Hey, let him go!" "What's he doing?" "He's still got some arrangements to make." "That's it?" "That's it." "Sal, see it?" "There it is." "Oh, I forgot." "I forgot to ask if they got food on board." "They gonna have food on board?" "There's your jet." "We get one more now." "That's the deal." "Right." "Okay, who goes?" "Sylvia?" "Maria." "I'll pray for you." "Sal because this is your first plane trip don't be scared, okay?" "I didn't eat all day." "Will there be any food on board?" "There'll be hamburgers." "Ready?" "Sal." "What?" "Ready to go?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Let's move it." "Sal we don't want any accidents at this point, right?" "You keep your gun pointed up." "You ready to get out first?" "I'm ready." "Don't shoot me." "Wait, hold it." "Hold it." "Hold it." "Hold it, please." "Okay, it's safe." "Come on." "Put him away, put him away." "All right, guys, move back." "Come on, back up." "Now spread them!" "No." "No, we're all secure here." "Murphy will report from the car." "You make the report." "Put the gun down." "Back off." "Get up now, Sonny." "You're under arrest." "You have the right to remain silent." "You have the right to an attorney during your interrogation." "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer one will be appointed to represent you if you wish one." "Agent Sheldon, would you please remain on the apron until the hostages are well inside the terminal?" "Repeat:" "Agent Sheldon, would you please remain on the apron until the hostages are well inside the terminal?" "Yeah, I got you." "We'll hold here."
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"("RED DWARF" THEME)" "Have you found a way to get us out of here?" "I have, actually." "I've devoted all my run-time to looking for a loophole in the prison regs, and I've found something which means you can serve your two-year sentence in just 14 weeks." "What have I got to do?" "Become a dog." " A dog?" " According to my data banks, dog years are seven times shorter than human years." "You can't fault that plan on its mathematics." "Maybe you can fault it on the fact I'm not a dog." "According to a 20th-century newspaper called "The National Enquirer", the operation's straightforward." "A roverostomy, they call it." "Here's a photograph of a bloke who had it done." "That's a dog!" "See how convincing it is?" "Even you're fooled." "Become a dog." "That is the crappiest, most pathetic plan you've come up with all week." "Give me a chance - it's only Monday." "(BEEP)" "What happened to my life - career, prospects, friends?" "I had it all and threw it away." "It's a tragedy." "What?" "You had none of that stuff." "You're right." "I had none of that stuff." "I had absolutely nothing and I threw it all away." "It's an even bigger tragedy." "We'll only get through this by being positive, by being..." "What did women tennis players reckon was so important - begins with C?" "Cunnilingus?" "Centred." "By being centred, focused." "It's only two years." "With good behaviour, it could be 18 months." "Remember you were born, then you were 18 months?" "It flashed past." "That's 'cause you had two breasts big as your head at your beck and call day and night." "Give me that now, and I wouldn't be whinging." " What's this?" " Canary outfits and first meeting information." "I volunteered for the Canaries." " Some bloke came round so I signed up." " For the Canaries?" "Yeah." "You should see the list of privileges you get." "It's unbelievable." " You don't know what the Canaries are." " It's a singing troop." "A cappella." "(SINGS) You are the sunshine of my life" "Ooh" "That's why I'll always be around..." "They're nothing to do with singing, are they?" "Holly lied to me, didn't he?" "He was taking the smeg!" "Oh, Listy." "Listy, Listy, Listy." "Well, go on, then." "What have I signed up for?" "In the 19th century, when miners went down a pit, they'd lower a canary down first in a cage." "What, and make 'em do some mining?" "They were sick in the 19th century, weren't they?" "How much coal can a little canary get?" "And if the atmosphere was noxious, guess what the canary did?" "Complained to the foreman?" "It died, Listy." "The canary's job was to go into the most dangerous, unpleasant and smeggy situations, and see if it could stay alive, then they'd know if it was safe to send in the important people." " I'm gonna kill him!" " How come you've not heard of the Canaries?" "Recruitment posters are all over the bogs." "Haven't you seen them?" "When I'm in the men's toilets in prison, I tend not to look around." "It's like playing golf." "I concentrate on me grip, keep me eye on the ball, and try not to veer off to the side." "The Canaries." "Do you know what it's supposed to stand for?" ""Convict Army Nearly All Retarded Inbred Evil Sheepshaggers."" "(LAUGHS) They haven't got an X chromosome to share between them!" "Smeg!" " It gets worse as well." " Worse?" "Go on." "I signed you up, too." "I forged your signature." "I thought I was doing you a favour." " Me?" "Why?" " I've signed us all up." " Kryten, Kris." "Everyone." " No way." "No way am I becoming a Canary." "It's a great honour for floor 13, for today we are visited by Captain Hollister, who has a special assignment." "At last some action!" "I've been going mental." "All this time, cooped up, not killing nothing." "Yes!" "Kill Crazy, shut up, yer punk!" "OK." "Listen up." "We've located a ship, the SSS Silverbird, buried at the bottom of an ocean moon." "Remote probe has come back with no signs of a crew." "No bodily remains, no skeletons - zip." "We want you guys to go onboard and find out why." "A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four." "You are the sunshine of my life" "Ooh" "That's why I'll always be around" "Rimmer!" "Sorry, sir." "We appear to be in the wrong hobby group." "We'll leave immediately." "Go!" "This is where you're staying." "Now get on with it." "Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "You heard the warden." "He wants you to get on with it." "From the top." "You are the sunshine of my life..." "Rimmer!" "Sorry, sir." "I thought you..." "Shut up!" "You're a member of the toughest combat army this side of Pluto." "I've seen custard factories less yellow than you are!" " Start behaving like a man." " A man, sir?" "Yes, of course, sir." "A man." "A man?" "Perhaps if you could just remind me, I am sure it will all come back." "(CRUNCHING)" "Continue, Captain." "(RATTLING)" "It's inconceivable the ship was sent out without a crew, so whatever devoured the crew, bones and all, might still be there, so be careful." "Let's go kill something!" "Yes!" "I hope it's got like big teeth and claws and like loads of heads." "Great!" "Here we go at last." "Yeah!" "OK." "Stay together." "Keep 'em peeled." "What's that?" " (KRYTEN) Where?" " It's shaking from side to side like a leaf." "I think that's your shadow, sir." "Located the mainframe." "Maybe it can tell us something." "Good evening, Arnold." "I've been looking forward to your arrival so very much." " How do you know my name?" " My name is Cassandra." "I am a computer with the ability to predict the future with an accuracy rating of 100 per cent." "Bless you." "Bless you?" "What do you mean?" "A-choo!" "Kris has a tissue in her pocket." "She says, "Would you like this?" You say, "Thanks."" " Would you like this?" " Thanks." " Extraordinaryl" " Extraordinary!" "The questions we can askl It tells the future." "The questions we can ask!" "It tells the future." "How does it work?" "The future's not happened yet." "I wasn't going to say that." " I never said you would..." " But how does it work?" " The future's not happened yet." " ... although you do." "Smeg!" "Let's ask her a question about the future." "A biggie." "Cassandra, do we ever get back to earth?" "Have humans survived?" "Do I ever find my singing tie pin?" "Do we want to know about the future?" "Do we want to know how and when we die?" "Kris is right." "Something like that could mess your life up for ever." "I have a question." "I know, Arnold." "I know the rest of this conversation." "So what's the answer?" "He chokes to death aged 181, trying to remove a bra with his teeth." "What was the question?" "I just asked how you died." "You what?" "I don't wanna know that." " Whose bra?" " 181?" "Probably your own." "Come on, though." "Taking a bra off with me teeth at 181." "That's a hell of a sexy way to go!" "So long as the teeth are in your mouth at the time, sir." "I'm really screwed up now." "I never wanted to know that - know how I die." "It's completely spoilt the surprise!" "Kryten, this is where you share your theory with your crewmates." "I have a theory." "The Silverbird didn't crash, did it, Cassandra?" "The ship was sent here by the Space Corps on autopilot to get rid of you - to abandon you at the bottom of a lunar sea in deep space." "That's brilliant, bud!" "How did you work that out?" "I read it on this mission directive here." "So, there was no dead bodies on board because there was no crew." "A computer that predicts the future..." " ... is dangerous indeed." " Is dangerous..." "Yes, precisely." "We should be making tracks." "I'm afraid that's not going to happen." "The bulkhead's just given way and we're shipping water at 1,000 gallons a second." "All the Canaries will be dead within one hour" " except for Rimmer..." " Yes!" "... who will be dead in 20 minutes." "Only Lister, Kryten, the Cat and Kochanski survive." "What happens to Rimmer?" "He has a heart attack brought on by the stress of knowing he's going to die and collapses during a conversation with me in 19 minutes and 31 seconds." "I don't believe you." "I simply don't believe you." "We shall see, or rather, YOU shall see." "I have already seen." "The hairs on the back of my neck are standing on end." "Mine, too, and not just the ones on the back of my neck - it's one up, all up." "Well, it's not the first time we've been in a situation like this, is it?" "Hell, no." "We've drunk coffee thousands of times." "We're veterans." "Future echoes, remember?" " Future echoes - all right!" " What was that?" "We learned that if the future's already decided, you can't change it." "Yeah, but what do you know?" "You're a chicken-soup machine repairman, not Hank Handsome, Space Adventurer." "Don't get ideas above your station, and your station is Git Central." "I've been surviving in space five, six years." "When it comes to weirdy, paradoxy space stuff, I bought the T-shirt." "He bought it and I ironed it for him." " Exactly." " So, you're saying the future's the future, and, like your underpants, the chances of change are remote." "Well, I don't accept it." " Hey, I'm not happy about it, man." " None of us are." "You dying is the last thing we want, bud, especially me." "Hell, I'll probably have to help dig the hole." "So, six years of space adventuring, six years of experience and knowledge have led you to the conclusion that I'm totally stuffed." "Mr Rimmer has a point, sir." "Your greater knowledge makes you pessimistic, while his ignorance and naivety keep his mind receptive to a possible solution." "Shut your stupid flat head, you." "So, when you don't know enough to know that you don't know enough, there's no fear holding you back - you achieve things which people with more brains can't." " Precisely." " He's got the power of ignorance." "With the ignorance he's got, that makes him one of the most powerful men that's ever lived." "Harness your stupidity, sir." "Employ your witlessness." "Use your empty-headed simplistic moron mind and find a solution." "OK." "I've got an idea." "Replay our meeting with Cassandra in your CPU, and tell me if at any point, anyone ever called me Rimmer." " What?" " (BEEPING)" "At no point did anyone refer to you as Rimmer." "In fact, we barely looked at you." "That's what I thought." "Cassandra said, "Rimmer dies," but that doesn't necessarily mean me." " Who does it mean, then, your dad?" " Cassandra doesn't know the future." "She sees pictures of it." "She could have seen another guy die of a heart attack who's called Rimmer." " He's right." " All I've got to do is to find someone I can introduce to Cassandra as Rimmer, and it will be them that stiffs out and not me." "Such lowlife conniving - it's impossible not to be impressed!" "What I wouldn't give to have your weasel gene, sir!" " Now, wait a minute." " Oh, look, here's Mr Knot." " You made this area secure?" " Yes, sir." "Coffee, sir?" "We have to inspect the mainframe." "Where is it?" "Agh!" "You idiot!" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "Please..." "Have my jacket." "I insist." "Then I shall lead you to Cassandra." "There we are, sir." "A perfect fit, sir." " Lead on, Rimmer." " Don't call me Rimmer." " That's your name." " But Rimmer is so full of nobility and quiet courage." "Call me Arsewipe or Fishbreath." "Not Rimmer, sir." "Never Rimmer." "OK, Arsewipe, whatever you say." "Now, where's the mainframe?" "Hello, Arnold." "Bang on time." "I've brought a visitor." "Do you know his name?" " Yes, I do..." "Knot." " What?" " Knot." " What?" "Let me finish." "Not that it matters what his name is." "Our relationship doesn't last very long." " I understand you have the ability to predict..." " ... the future, yes." " 100 per cent..." " ... reliable, yes." " What happens to me?" "Do I get back to earth?" " No, you die of a heart attack after hearing you're going to die of a heart attack." "You filthy... (GROANS)" " Poor Rimmer." " Yes, poor old Rimmer." " My name is Knot..." " Your name is not what?" "Knot!" "Knot!" "Knot!" " Is he dead now?" " I'm afraid so." "Yes!" "He died of a massive coronary, just as I prophesied." "Yes!" "You seem inordinately happy, Arnold, but why?" "You're going to die, too." "But you said..." "I've just..." "I'm going to die, too?" "I already told you." "Rimmer dies of a heart attack, then you and the other Canaries die, too." "All except Lister, Kryten, Kochanski and the Cat." "I've seen it." "That's as well as maybe, but you have you seen this?" "Yes, I'm afraid I have." " You were right." "There's nothing I can do." " According to Cassandra, we four survive." "Therefore, while we are here, we cannot die." "Regard." "(GUN DOESN'T FIRE)" "Duck, sir." "(BULLET RICOCHETS)" "Duck again, sir!" "As I thought." "So, in other words, if I..." " What's that for?" " You can't die." "Yeah, but I can still feel pain, you smeghead!" "How about we use our powers of invulnerability which will last until we return to Red Dwarf and escort Mr Rimmer up to the obs deck and into the diving bell?" "(LISTER) The diving bell." "We've made it." "Where did he go?" "Yo!" "(RUSHING WATER)" " Hear that?" " Water." "Kris, take cover." "Water's coming!" "Great!" "Everything above us is flooded and now we're back down in the bowels again with Cassandra." "It's coming true." "My death!" "It's all coming true." "You tried to cheat the future and failed, as I knew you would." "So what happens now?" "How?" "How do I die?" "Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun." "Can you just double-check that?" "I've seen it." "It's what happens - in the old laundry room." "So let me just repeat what I think you're saying." "Arnold - that's me - and Kochanski - that's the woman, the really attractive one you saw earlier - me and her are in bed giving it rizz..." "Lister - the dumpy one with the stupid haircut - walks in and shoots me while I'm making love with Kochanski?" "That is what is going to happen." "Fantastic!" " I can't believe what you're telling me." " I can scarcely believe it myself." "I never thought you'd look at me twice." "Neither did I." "But, apparently, we're gonna make love." "Unbe-smegging-lievable or what?" " It's not warm in here." "Fancy a wee nip?" " No." "But why would I want to sleep with you?" "It doesn't make sense." "Maybe you get blind-drunk." "That doesn't excuse my other four senses." "Right." "Barely an hour to go." "Shall we get started?" "I mean, let's face it, you can't change the future - sadly." "But you said you could." "Yeah, I've changed my mind now." "Shall we play the opera game instead?" "Kris, it's what Cassandra saw." "You can't cheat fate." "There's no way on earth that I'm climbing out of my clothes and clambering into that bed." "My clothes are soaking!" "Take them off and dry them on the heater." "It's coming true." "It's all coming true." "It's coming true." "It's all coming true!" "(GROANS)" "Bud, you can't go back there." "Cassandra said Kris survives, and the only way that's gonna happen is if someone goes back and saves her." "Chuck us that harpoon gun, will ya?" "Ba-la-bup-doodle-up-bap!" "I'm not sure about this." "This is the first time I've been seduced by predeterminism theory." "One hour exactly." "Bloody buggering hell!" "Tonight must be the night they put the clocks forward!" "I've got it." "That's more than I did." "I've worked it all out." "I never get any breaks ever!" "20 seconds later, you could have been on top and I could have used you as a human shield." "I must have been mad." "What the hell was I thinking?" "I felt sorry for you." " Shut up and listen to me." " Why aren't you mad that I'm in bed with him?" "'Cause I know why you're in bed with him." " I also know that I don't kill him." " Oh, but Cassandra promised." "Cassandra made that up to force you two together, so that you'd feel sorry for him and sleep with him." " Why did she say she saw it happen?" " To make it happen." " But why?" " To try and punish me." " Punish you?" "Why?" " 'Cause Cassandra has always known how she dies." "She wants me to suffer for something that I do in the future." "You kill her." " She hates you because she knows you kill her." " That's what this was about." "Kryten figured it out." "Kryten figured it out, did he?" "Good old Kryten (!" ")" "But did he really have to figure it out quite so damn fast?" "Would it have killed him to take 30 minutes longer?" "Ten minutes even?" "Two would have done." "I'm gonna take care of the rest of it now." "I'll see you two lovebirds later." "Look..." "Thanks for being with me tonight." "I can't think of anyone I'd rather share my final hour with than you." "I really mean that." "I'm not all bad." "In fact, sometimes, I'm quite sweet and sensitive." "Bye." "By the way..." "Is it OK if I keep these?" "If the future's all worked out - horoscopes and stuff - it means we're not responsible for what we do." "We're actors saying lines in a script written by somebody else." "I don't want to believe that." "I want to believe I'm in charge of me own life." "Me own destiny." "So I'm not gonna kill you, Cassandra." "I'm out of here." "But you DO kill me." "I've seen it." "Tomorrow's a new day - a fresh page in a book that's not been written yet." "What happens in the future is up to me, not some predetermined-destiny smeg." "I'll see you, kiddo." "Smeg." "It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere" "I'm all alone, more or less" "Let me fly far away from here" "Fun, fun, fun" "In the sun, sun, sun" "I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose" "Drinking fresh mango juice" "Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes" "Fun, fun, fun" "In the sun, sun, sun" "Fun, fun, fun" "In the sun, sun, sun"
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"Ragnar:" "Previously on "Vikings":" "Odin gave his eye to acquire knowledge." "I would give far more." "Earl Haraldson:" "We will raid east again." "Every year we go to the same places," "But there is an alternative." "And they go where I tell them to go." "That's the end of the matter." "Ragnar:" "We should sail west." "Can't sail across an open ocean." "I have something that will change everything." "Earl Haraldson:" "You keep talking about the west." "I believe-I don't care what you believe." "Don't ever stick your nose in my face again." "Floki:" "The boat will be lighter and faster than before." "Do you think it could handle long sea voyages?" "We won't know that until we try." "Not many men will go against the wishes of Haraldson." "Some may even go to him and betray us." "(dirt crunching underfoot)" "(dog barks in the distance)" "(loud buzz of chatter)" "Ragnar:" "Erik." "Erik:" "Ragnar Lothbrok, welcome to my house." "You also, Rollo." "I've done as you asked, Ragnar," "And sought out these young men to meet you." "All of them have sworn upon their rings" "To keep this meeting a secret." "You have done well, my friend," "Although I knew I could trust you." "Leif:" "What are we here for?" "You are here, firstly," "Because you have nothing better to do." "(laughing and protesting)" "Ragnar:" "See, all you lot live idle and wasted lives." "(young men protest, upset)" "Listen to him!" "(everyone quiets down)" "We have built a new boat." "And with this boat, for the first time," "We can go west." "(men scoff, chuckle)" "Ragnar:" "Across the great sea, to a place called England," "Where countless riches await us." "Torstein:" "How would we steer across the open sea?" "(men laugh)" "We have discovered a way." "Kauko:" "You want us to join you in the boat?" "Rollo:" "Yes, we do." "And I have Ragnar's word that we will all be equal" "And share equally the spoils of our raid." "Knut:" "If there are any." "(murmurs of agreement)" "What is your name?" "Knut." "I promise you, Knut, I've heard witnesses." "Just stories." "Just stories..." "(chuckles softly)" "Just stories." "All things begin and end as stories." "Erik:" "We have to remember, though," "That earl Haraldson has ordered us to sail east." "The earl knows nothing about our new boat." "He knows nothing about the new way of navigating." "This is why he refuses to let us go west." "Leif:" "He could kill us for disobeying his orders." "(murmurs of agreement)" "Yes, he could." "We can offer you a chance to shine in battle" "And impress the gods," "And to bring back such plunder" "That you have never seen before." "Have you got the balls to join us?" "I'll go." "Man:" "And I. Man 2:" "I will go." "Young men:" "I too!" "I will too!" "And I!" "I will go!" "What about you, Knut?" "Are you coming?" "Yes, I want a good story to tell my children." "Ragnar:" "(happy) ahh!" "(men chuckle)" "Prepare to leave in the next few weeks," "And tell no one that doesn't need to know." "(low murmurs)" "Svein:" "Good throw." "Siggy: (laughs)" "Svein:" "Well played." "Olafur:" "My lord, there was a meeting." "Earl Haraldson:" "Where?" "In the house of Erik Marteinn." "Was Ragnar Lothbrok there?" "Yes, lord." "Shall we show them the axe?" "Nothing would please me more, but it's too soon." "We need to watch and wait." "Siggy:" "Only good things come from watching..." "And waiting." "(quietly) were you looking at my wife?" "Have you slept with her?" "No, lord!" "I swear on all the gods." "If she wants to sleep with you," "Then I give my permission." "It will be arranged." "(hooves thud)" "(birds cry overhead)" "(water splashes)" "Lagertha:" "So when do we sail?" "Ragnar:" "I already told you." "I don't want you to come." "Why not?" "In the hands of someone I trust." "What if the earl finds out we have gone" "Without his permission?" "He might try and claim our family home." "This was going to be the most exciting voyage" "Of our lives." "(Ragnar continues washing clothes)" "To go west!" "I have dreamed of it many times," "And in my dreams we are always together." "What if there is no west?" "This is the most dangerous and stupid voyage ever." "What if we both die, hmm?" "Then who would take care of the children " "Rollo?" "!" "You have no right to say that!" "All right, all right." "You go." "You go" "And I shall stay here and look after the children." "(water churns as he continues scrubbing clothes)" "Olafur:" "(whispering) Siggy?" "Go away!" "It's so cold in here," "But we'll be warm soon enough." "(heavy, excited breathing)" "(moaning)" "(furious grunts as she hits him)" "What do you take me for?" "Did you really suppose that a worm like you" "Could sleep with a woman like me?" "I'm an earl's wife!" "(panting breaths)" "Earl Haraldson:" "Now I know who to trust" "And who not to trust." "Earl Haraldson:" "Take him." "Guard:" "Yes, lord." "Earl Haraldson:" "Get rid of him." "Svein:" "Come." "Outside." "(gasping in fear)" "(gurgled grunts as Svein repeatedly stabs Olafur)" "(spits)" "(axe chop loudly)" "(cup drops on the floor)" "(sighs, slightly drunk)" "Ungh!" "Lagertha:" "Get up!" "(spits on the fire, grill sizzles)" "Lagertha:" "Never mind that." "Defend yourself." "(shield whooshes, Ragnar grunts)" "Lagertha:" "How dare you?" "Am I not good enough for you?" "(fighting grunts)" "Am I not strong enough for you?" "(fighting grunts)" "Ungh!" "Ungh!" "(panting)" "Ragnar:" "Now listen..." "(struggling grunts)" "Lagertha:" "You listen." "Ungh!" "Don't you remember?" "I saved your life." "(hard punch)" "Ragnar how could I forget?" "You keep reminding me." "(kissing)" "Ungh!" "I'm so angry with you!" "(Lagertha attacks with a fury, raining blows)" "Bjorn:" "Stop!" "Are you mad?" "You could have killed each other!" "Ragnar:" "We were just having an argument." "Well, never argue like that again." "Go on then!" "Back to bed!" "(laughs)" "(Ragnar collects his breath) it's a fine thing" "When the little pig teaches the boar a lesson." "(hard slap) ungh!" "(Ragnar breathes hard)" "(water drips in the basin)" "Olafur surprised me." "I didn't think, out of all of them," "He would behave like that." "A man lives or dies by his honor." "Siggy:" "That's true." "He thought so little of mine" "That he really believed that I would give you to him." "(laughs)" "Honor is a rare commodity these days." "Yes." "Almost as rare as those in whom I can trust." "It's true, my love," "Our enemies are everywhere." "Everywhere?" "They cannot prevail." "They cannot prevail." "(bird chirps)" "(water rushes nearby)" "(water babbles loudly)" "Rollo." "(raven cries)" "Where is my anchor?" "It was promised for today." "Maybe your blacksmith is a liar." "Floki:" "I don't think so." "This hair is from his daughter's head." "I promised him" "That if he went to earl Haraldson" "I would find a way to kill her." "(laughs)" "Ragnar:" "I still don't see Knut." "Well, that's because he isn't here." "He hasn't sent word either." "That troubles me." "We live in a sea of troubles." "But look, some are ended." "(cart rattles)" "Floki:" "Here, this is yours." "And this is mine." "(water drips and splashes)" "Slave:" "Master." "(water drips and splashes)" "(blows nose in water)" "(blows nose in water)" "(water drips and splashes)" "Rollo:" "May the gods bless us" "With powerful winds and calm seas." "(blows nose in water)" "(weapons clatter, crates clunk)" "(chatter in distance)" "(gulls cry)" "(slave girl gasps, frightened)" "Rollo:" "Come here, slave." "(gasps in fear)" "(birds chirp)" "(Rollo exhales)" "(water laps at the shore)" "Erik:" "Leif, cover the ravens." "Man 1:" "Feel that wind;" "that breeze is up." "Man 2:" "Ready the oars!" "(sharpening blade)" "(waves splash)" "(waves splash)" "(wind gusts, mast creaks)" "Svein:" "Come." "Well?" "They have set sail." "Good." "They'll never be heard from again." "But..." "But what?" "What if Ragnar is right?" "There are no lands to the west!" "Get out." "Rollo:" "It's noon." "Let's look at the board." "Ragnar:" "Get the bucket." "Not too far south." "Nor too far north." "(Ragnar chuckles)" "The board works." "How do we know?" "(Ragnar laughs, excitedly)" "Lagertha:" "The great sea is held in place by Jormungand," "The serpent, Whose giant body encircles it" "And who keeps his tail in his mouth" "To complete the circle" "And stop the waves breaking loose." "But one day, the god Thor, son of earth," "Was fishing in the sea for the serpent," "Using a bull's head for bait." "Jormungand reared up" "And the waves pummeled the shore" "As he twisted and writhed in a fury." "(sea churns)" "They were well matched, serpent and god," "In that furious fight." "The seas boiled around them," "But then the hook became dislodged," "And the serpent slithered free" "And sank again, so quickly, beneath the waves." "And soon, the sea was calm once more," "As if nothing had disturbed it." "(the sea rolls and churns)" "(loud crack of thunder)" "Rollo:" "Thor." "Ragnar:" "Storm's coming." "Should we let down the sail?" "Floki, should we let down the sail?" "Yes, we have to take the sail down," "And then we must row." "If we are not moving forward," "Then we will be soaked by the waves and sink." "Man:" "Keep her straight!" "Ragnar:" "You heard him!" "(grunts of effort)" "(waves crash and batter the ship)" "Ragnar:" "Tent!" "(huge wave splashes)" "Rollo:" "Shove the oars!" "Row!" "Row!" "(loud crack of thunder)" "(thunder rumbles ominously in the distance)" "(loud crack of thunder)" "(murmurs of concern)" "(loud crack of thunder)" "Ragnar:" "Are you afraid?" "Floki:" "Yes, Ragnar Lothbrok, I am afraid." "But not for me." "I am afraid for my boat." "(thunder booms loudly)" "Rollo:" "Thor is striking his anvil." "He is angry with us." "He wants to sink us." "(thunder booms)" "Floki:" "It's true!" "Thor is beating his hammer." "The lightning is the sparks from his anvil." "But he's not angry with us." "I understand now." "Why should he be angry with us?" "Why should he want to sink our boat?" "Don't you understand?" "He is celebrating." "He is full of good news." "He wants to show everybody that he can't sink this boat." "He loves this boat!" "Man:" "Sit down, you idiot!" "It's my boat, and the gods love my boat." "(wave crashes) why should I..." "Not be happy?" "!" "Ragnar:" "Floki, sit down." "Remember, you can't swim!" "(laughing hysterically)" "(lightning fizzes, crackles, and rips across the dark sky)" "(speaking ancient Anglo Saxon)" "(thunder booms)" "(thunder booms)" "(footsteps scuff along the corridor)" "Athelstan:" "Father Cuthbert!" "What is it, brother Athelstan?" "Father Cuthbert:" "Signs?" "What signs?" "Of what do you speak?" "You know as well as we" "That judgment day is at hand." "Jeremiah says so!" ""And on that day, the sun shall be darkened,"" "And the moon shall not give her light," ""And the stars of heaven shall fall."" "In the name of god, that is enough." "But it's true!" ""And I stood upon the sand of the sea,"" "And saw a beast rise up out of the sea," ""Having seven heads and ten horns."" "Father Cuthbert:" "(firmly) I will hear no more!" "You will return to your dormitory" "And pray to god for forgiveness and humility..." "And when the storm has passed" "All shall be well." "You will do as I order." "Yes, father." "(hammer strikes iron bar)" "Blacksmith's daughter:" "Father!" "Good day to you, blacksmith." "(steam hisses)" "Blacksmith:" "My lord, how can I be of use to you?" "You make anchors, don't you?" "Yes, lord." "Have you made any recently?" "No, not recently, lord Haraldson." "Svein:" "You didn't forge an anchor" "For a man called Ragnar Lothbrok?" "I would have remembered." "Don't hurt my daughter." "Why would I hurt your daughter?" "His lordship just wants to know the truth." "Ragnar:" "Previously on "Vikings":" "For Ragnar Lothbrok's ship?" "Yes, I forged it." "Let go of her." "Put down your hammer." "I promise you no harm will come to your daughter." "Look in the flames." "The sages say that we can see our future" "In the flames." "(struggling grunts)" "Blacksmith's daughter:" "No!" "Please, no!" "What do you see?" "I see my own death." "Blacksmith's daughter:" "(screams) no!" "No!" "Noooooooo!" "(blacksmith screams)" "(water lapping)" "(oars splashing, beams creaking)" "(rainwater drips from the sides of the tent)" "(disturbing quiet settles over the boat)" "(warrior pants, exhausted)" "There is no west!" "(shaky breath, grunts with effort)" "We are not sailing towards any new country" "But just into an empty ocean..." "Utterly and completely lost." "Kauko, Leif..." "We have been persuaded by madmen and fools." "The god Loki is behind this voyage." "That scoundrel, that sly one." "Trouble and suffering are meat and drink to him." "Shut up, man!" "Warrior:" "No!" "No." "If anyone is mad, it is you." "I'm not the one who convinced all these good men" "To sacrifice their lives for a dream," "An illusion." "It wasn't me who joined forces with the sly one" "To get us to sail west," "Into nothing, into nowhere." "Man:" "Don't tempt the gods!" "Oh, and here we are, lost," "Certain to die." "For what?" "Sit down and shut up." "You sound like the sly one." "Perhaps you are the god of mischief" "Who sends men mad, and sends them to their deaths." "I curse the day I ever agreed to come with you," "Ragnar Lothbrok." "For this ship is cursed, and we are" "(grunts, thunks on the floor)" "Ragnar:" "Release the ravens." "(ravens cawing)" "(wings flap loudly in the silence)" "If the birds do not return, there is land." "But if they do..." "(waves lap against the boat)" "They've come back." "There's no land." "(fluttering of wings, distinctive bird calls)" "Man:" "Seabirds!" "Arne:" "Seagulls!" "Men:" "Seagulls!" "Man:" "Listen!" "(gulls cry overhead)" "(everyone laughs and cheers excitedly)" "(laughs delightedly)" "Man:" "It works!" "Yeah!" "Man:" "We made it!" "Ragnar:" "Row!" "We made it!" "Row!" "Man:" "Ragnar, you did it!" "(waves lap against the boat)" "Monks:" "(singing in Latin)" "(singing in Latin)" "(singing continues)" "(waves crash, distant yells)" "Man:" "Tie the sail!" "Oars!" "Drop the oars!" "(basket crashes on the beach)" "(bird caws)" "(monastery bell ringing, panicked calling out)" "Father Cuthbert:" "What is it?" "Why was the warning bell rung?" "They've come." "They are here." "Who is here?" "Cenwulf:" "Hell - and all its devils!" "Lock the doors and stay inside," "All of you!" "Hurry." "(door bangs shut)" "Ragnar:" "They know we're here." "No one throw their lives away unnecessarily," "Even to impress the gods." "Stay close." "(bangs his shield)" "(everyone joins in)" "(bell clangs, panicked shouting)" "Monk:" "They are here!" "Come, brother!" "Ahh!" "Quick!" "(sheep bleat as they scatter)" "(bell clangs loudly)" "Rollo:" "Arne, get to work." "(iron tools tap)" "(hear the clanking of metal)" "Father Cuthbert don't be afraid." "Trust in god," "And let us pray." "(start praying in Latin)" "(wooden gate splinters and crashes)" "(geese honk)" "(praying in Latin)" "(listening to the prayers)" "(litany of prayers)" "(litany of prayers)" "(door to scriptorium bursts open)" "(gasping in fear)" "Father Cuthbert:" "In nomine patris et fili et spiritus sancti." "Pater noster qui es in caelis." "(the monks cry out, frightened)" "(terrified screams)" "Monk:" "This is the end!" "The son of man cometh!" "(terrified screams and struggling grunts)" "Aghhhhh!" "Leif." "(terrified screams)" "Ungh!" "(grunt of effort)" "Ungh!" "(geese honk)" "Ugh!" "(Rollo coughs at the stench)" "(Rollo gags, disgusted)" "(monk screams, terrified)" "(Rollo gags, disgusted)" "Ungh!" "Ungh!" "(door creaks open, footsteps scuff across floor)" "Leif:" "I don't understand." "Why do they leave such treasures unprotected?" "Is there some spell, some magic which protects them?" "Erik:" "It appears not." "Ragnar:" "Perhaps they think their god protects them." "If this is their god, then he's dead." "He is nailed to a cross." "Leif:" "He cannot protect anyone." "He is not alive, like Odin, Thor or Frey." "What use is he then?" "(Leif and Erik laugh)" "(clank nearby)" "(frightened gasps)" "Athelstan: (in old Norse) Don't kill me." "Ragnar:" "You speak our language." "Ragnar:" "How do you speak our language?" "I've travelled." "We are told to travel, to take the word of god." "Please, don't kill me." "Ragnar:" "What is that you have in your hand?" "(shakily) a book..." "The gospels of st john, I..." "I wanted to save it." "(flips through pages)" "Ragnar:" "Of all the treasures I see in this place," "You chose to save this?" "Yes." "Hmm." "Why?" "Why?" "Because without the word of god" "There is only darkness." "Rollo:" "This is a strange place indeed." "We have been everywhere and we have found no women." "Just these strange men." "Ragnar:" "I believe they are the priests of their god." "Rollo:" "Take what you will." "This is what we came for." "Why have you not killed this one?" "He is worth more alive " "To sell as a slave." "I would kill him." "We have no room left on the boat." "Ragnar:" "I forbid it." "Rollo:" "How can you forbid it, little brother?" "We are all equals, And I say he dies." "Does it really mean that much to you, brother?" "(hard smash)" "This is what we care for your god." "(shaky breathing)" "(crumples parchment, testing it)" "(flames crackle)" "(flames crackle)" "(flames roar)" "Man:" "So much gold!" "Look!" "Ragnar:" "Keep them moving!" "Ugh!" "(waves crash ashore, gulls cry)" "(waves crash)" "(wind blows, waves crash against the boat)" "(waves crash, water sprays)" "(oars creak)" "(water churns, oars creak)" "(shivering)" "(shivering)" "(waves crash, water sprays)"
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"The Ring of the Fisherman, which bears the official papal seal, must be destroyed immediately following the Pope's death." "The Papal apartment is then sealed for nine days of mourning, a period known as "Sede Vacante", the time of the empty throne." "Over the last several days, Catholic leaders from every corner of the world have flocked to Rome, shocked by the sudden death of this progressive and beloved pope." "Today, in St. Peter's Square, the faithful pray that there is among them another leader who can unite their church, which has been so riven by change and dissent in recent years." "As the body of the pontif passes by, we see prayers are being offered by the Preferiti, favorites among those being considered to succeed him as the Vicar of Christ." "At the end of the mourning period, the College of Cardinals will lock itself behind the doors of the Sistine Chapel for Conclave." "The process by which they will choose a new leader for the world's one billion Catholics who now find their church at a crossroads, its ancient traditions threatened by a modern world." "Attention:" "Control booth going online." "We are powering up." "Attention Category 1 personnel." "Interlock areas are now restricted." "You've blocked all access, Philippe." "You are terrified because you gave it your all." "The accelerator should never create antimatter." "It's only three cylinders under high security." "I only ask you to wait." "We can't wait any longer." "Antimatter is only the beginning." "We will have free access." "But listen, even with proper calibration, we might not be prepared." "Just call the director." "Stop this." "ATLAS underground is now a restricted vault." "Vittoria, Vittoria..." "Protons are being loaded." "This will not blast us to the other side, so, please." "Powering on LHC magnets." "Ionic stage in 4, 3, 2..." "Start the collision sequence." "Vittoria, what did Phillipe want?" "He about shitted." "We should still wait." "What do you think?" "It's now or never." "Beam stability is good." "Take your places, people." "ATLAS and CMS checked." "Trigger is set." "Collision is imminent." "Let's hope the heavy ion guys didn't mess up." "Luminosity monitors operational." "B-line has no restrictions." "Enable beam capture." "Accelerating the beam." "Stage 1:" "Line up." "Magnets to full field." "Last P still too high." "We are moving up the luminosity 10 to 34." "Eject particle beams." "Filling the LHC." "Fusion commenced." "We are back online." "The merger may be any time." "Particles in transition." "Collisions are fixed and running." "LHC injecting protons:" "Beam 1." "Lock the feedback systems." "Particles at 99% the speed of light." "Colliding stable beams." "Enact injection kicker." "We have a signal on the luminosity monitors." "We have events." "Protons are moving." "We have created antimatter." "The unknown has been created." "Silvano, we have succeeded." "We are now in God's hands, Vittoria." "I am on my way." "Silvano?" "Silvano!" "Oh, God." "Help!" "Aiuto!" "Aiuto!" " A swim might help your jet lag." " I beg your pardon?" "The bags under your eyes." "It's five in the morning and you're from the Vatican." "Crossed keys under the Triregnum." "It's a papal symbol." "Claudio Vicenze." "Corpo della Gendarmeria Vaticano." "Vatican Police?" "I was expecting another letter." "My request for access to your archives." "Shouldn't you be in Rome?" "Kind of a busy time for you guys, huh?" "In fact, I was in New York." "A detail to the UN." "I received a phone call in the middle of the night." ""Find Professor Robert Langdon." "A matter of great urgency."" "They said to show you this." "The Illuminati?" "They disappeared hundreds of years ago." "Did they?" "Look at that again." "It's an ambigram." "It's the same image, forward and backward." "Now, that's common for a symbol like a Yin and Yang or a swastika but... that's a word." "That Illuminati ambigramatic symbol has been considered a myth for 400 years." "Supposedly, in the 16th century, some artist created it as a tribute to Galileo's love of symmetry." "It was only gonna be revealed when the Illuminati had amassed enough power to resurface and carry out their final goal." "I wrote a book about it." "Which is why you're here." ""The Art of the Illuminati" by Robert Langdon." "Part One." "I haven't been able to finish Part Two because I'm not allowed access to your archives." "It's remarkable." "Similar." "Someone is trying to make you believe the Illuminati themselves have returned to Rome." "Right after the death of a pope." "Four cardinals were kidnapped from their quarter's inside the Vatican sometime between 3 and 5 am this morning." "Shortly afterward, that document was sent to the office of the Swiss Guard along with the threat the Cardinals will be publicly executed one per hour begining at 8 pm tonight in Rome." "The conclave?" "Was to begin today." "We have postponed the start for a few hours with the story of illness." "There are no suspicions... yet." "What do you want from me?" "These criminals, who sent this ambigram, meant it as a taunt, a provocation." "But Captain Olivetti think if you can use it to learn their identity, perhaps we can stop this abomination." "Why me?" "Your expertise." "Your erudition." "Your recent involvement with certain church... shall we say... mysteries." "I wasn't under the impression that episode had endeared me to the Vatican." "Oh, it didn't." "But it did make you, what is the word for..." ""formidable"?" "Formidable?" "A Vatican jet is standing by twenty minutes from here." "Will you come with me?" "Professor Langdon." "You've spent your life searching for symbols like the one you now hold in your hand." "How much longer are we going to pretend you have not already decided to come?" "If the Illuminati have returned and are in Rome, we will hunt them down and kill them." "The Illuminati did not become violent until the 17th century." "Their name means 'The Enlightened Ones'." "They were physicists, mathematicians, astronomers." "They were concerned with the church's inaccurate teachings and they were dedicated to scientific truth." "But the Vatican didn't like that." "So, the church began to, how did you say it?" "Oh." "Hunt them down and kill them." "Drove them underground into a secret society." " Professor Langdon." " Yes?" "Welcome to Vatican City." "Ernesto Olivetti, Inspector General of the Vatican Police Force." "My pleasure." "This way please." "We'll meet in the headquarters of the Swiss Guard." " I thought you were Swiss Guard." " No, uh, the Gendarmaria." "We are responsible for everything inside the Vatican walls with the exception of the security of His Holiness..." " Yeah." " ... and the Apostolic Palace." "That is Swiss Guard." "The Roman Carabinieri are here as well in an advisory capacity." "So jurisdictionally this is..." "A goddamn nightmare." " Oh, yes." "Pope Pius IX's great castration." " I beg your pardon?" "1857." "Pope Pius IX felt the male form would inspire lust." "So, he took a hammer and chisel and 'un-manned' hundreds of these statues." "The plaster fig leaves were added later." "Are you anti-Catholic, Professor Langdon?" "No." "I'm anti-vandalism." "I urge you to guard your tone here." "The Swiss Guard is a calling, not a profession, and it encourages a certain civiltry." "Commander Richter, the head of the Guard, is a deeply spiritual man." "He was close to the late Pope." "Understood?" "Look, I dont study symbols because I consider them unimportant." "Ceremony, traditions, heavily mark our lives." "I just hope I can help." " So do I." "You were my idea." "Wait here." "Please." "Commander?" "Commander Richter?" "Doctor Vetra?" "I'm Commander Richter, principal of the Swiss Guard." "Thank you for coming." "Oh." "Professor Langdon." "What a relief." "The symbologist is here." "This way, please, Miss Vetra." "The situation has changed." "We received another threat from the kidnapper." "The canister was stolen from my lab around noon yesterday." "The intruder killed my research partner, Silvano Paintivolio and mutilated him in order to bypass security." "We use retinal scanners." "They cut out his eye." "Is that your stolen canister, Ms. Vetra?" " Where is that camera, number 86?" " It's wireless." "It, too, was stolen." "It could be anywhere inside the Vatican walls." "That canister contains an extremely combustible substance called antimatter." "We need to locate it immediately." "We evacuate Vatican City." "I'm quite familiar with incendiaries, Miss Vetra." "I've never heard of antimatter being used as such." "Well, its never been generated in significant quantities before." "It's a way of studying the origins of the universe." "To try to isolate what some people call "the God Particle"." "But there are implications for energy, research" ""God Particle"?" "What you call it isn't important." "It's what gives all matter mass." "The thing without which we could not exist." "You're talking about the moment of creation." " Yes, in a way, I am." "The antimatter is suspended there... in an airtight nano-composite shell with electromagnets on each end." "But if it were to fall out of suspension, and come into contact with matter, say with the bottom of the canister, then, the two opposing forces would annihilate one another violently." "What might cause it to fall out of suspension?" "The battery going dead." "Which it will just before midnight." "What kind of annihilation?" "How violent?" "A cataclysmic event." "A blinding explosion equivalent to about 5 kilotons." "Vatican City will be consumed by light." "Those are the exact words the kidnapper used." "We will destroy your four pillars." "We will brand your Preferiti and sacrifice them on the altars of science." "Then bring your church down upon you." "Vatican City will be consumed by light." "A shining star at the end of the Path of Illumination." "It's the ancient Illuminati threat." "Destruction of Vatican City through light." "Four pillars." "There's your kidnapped cardinals." "You didn't tell me they were the Preferiti, the favorites to be named the next Pope." "Play it again." "We will destroy your four pillars." "We will brand your Preferiti..." "Wait, stop it." "Stop." "Brand them?" "That's another Illuminati legend." "This one says that there are a set of five 'Brands'." "Each one an ambigram." "The first four are the fundamental elements of science:" "earth, air, fire and water." "Th fifth is a mystery." "Maybe it's this." "You said they'd be killed publicly." "Yes." "Revenge." "For La Purga." "La Purga?" "Geez, you guys don't even read your own history, do you?" "1668." "The church kidnapped four Illuminati scientists and branded each one of them on the chest with the symbol of the cross." "To 'purge' them of their sins and they executed them, threw their bodies out in the street as a warning to others to stop questioning church rulings on scientific matters." "They radicalized them." "The Purga created a darker, more violent Illuminati." "One bent on... on retribution." "And look how they intend to finally get it." "Using anti-matter." "Technology to destroy the church." "Science obliterates religion." "Is there any more?" "...and sacrifice them on the altars of science." "Then bring your church down upon you." "Vatican City will be consumed by light." "A shining star at the end of the Path of Illumination." "Path of Illumination?" "I need access to the Vatican archives." "Professor, I don't think this is the appropriate moment" "Your petition has been denied seven times." "No, no." "This has- This has nothing to do with my work." "The Path of Illumination is a hidden trail through Rome itself that leads to the Church of the Illumination." "The place where the Illuminati would meet in secret." "If I can find the "Segno", the sign, that marks the beginning of that path, the four churches along it." "It may be where he intends to murder your Cardinals." "One every hour." "At 8, 9, 10 and 11." "Then the device explodes at midnight." "If we could figure out the first church and get there before he does, maybe we could stop it." "But I can't find the start of the path until I get into the archives." "Even if I wanted to help you, access to the archives is only by written decree by the curator on the Board of Vatican Librarians." "Or by papal mandate." "Yes, but, as you no doubt have heard, the Holy Father is dead." "What about il Camerlengo?" "The Camerlengo is just a priest here." "The former pope's chamberlain." "Doesn't the power of the Holy See rest in him during "Tempo Sede Vacante"?" "Fellas, you called me." "His Holiness once told me the Pope is a man torn between the real world and the divine." "It seems the real world is upon us tonight." "I'm familiar with Illuminati lore and the legend of the brandings." "The Purga is a dark stain on this church's history." "I'm not surprised this ghost has returned to haunt us." "Commandante, have you begun a search for this explosive device?" "Of course, but it could be anywhere." "My primary concern at the moment is the safety of the cardinals." "The Sistine Chapel is a fortress." "As long as the cardinals are in conclave, your security concerns are at a minimum." "Devote as many of your people" "Signore, if you are about to suggest a naked eye search of the entire Vatican City, I will tell you..." " Commander." " ..." "I do not have the people." "Although I am not His Holiness, when you are addressing me, you are addressing this office." "Do you understand?" " Yes, Father." " Good." "Now, you said the image on the screen was illuminated by artificial light." "Might I suggest methodically cutting power to various sections of the city?" "When the image on the screen goes dark, you'll have a more specific idea of the camera's location." "Dr. Vetra, beside yourself and your research partner, who else knew about this antimatter project?" "No one but the research team." "This project was strictly confidential." "But Silvano kept detailed journals." "If he told anyone else about what we were doing, he would have made a note of it." "And do you have these journals?" "I can have them flown here from Geneva in an hour." "Please." "Professor Langdon." "Mr. Langdon." "You are correct that I may grant you access to the archives." "Thank you, Padre." "I said that you are correct that I may, not- not that I will." "Christianity's most sacred codes are in that archive." "Given your recent entanglement with the church, there is a question I'd like to ask you first, here, in the office of His Holiness." "Do you believe in God, Sir?" "Father, I simply believe that religion..." "I did not ask you if you believe what man says about God." "I asked if you believe in God." "I'm an academic." "My mind tells me I will never understand God." "And your heart?" "Tells me I'm not meant to." "Faith is a gift that I have yet to receive." "Be delicate with our treasures." " The archives are this way." " Professor Langdon?" "If this path really leads to the Church of Illumination, that may be where they've hidden the antimatter." "The shining star at the end of the path." "I thought so, too." "Follow the path and we may find the canister at the end of it." "Can you deactivate the device?" "I can change the canister's batteries as long as we have more than five minutes of life." "That would give us another 24 hours to get it safely back to CERN." " Robert Langdon." " Vittoria Vetra." "Are you really a symbologist or was he mocking you?" "No." "Both." "You're a physicist?" "Bioentanglement Physics." "The interconnective life systems?" "Okay." "Your project... it was to give towards the energy research?" "Eventually, yes." "One pack of antimatter could power an entire city for a month." "Or tonight, I guess, destroy one." "What are we looking for in the archives?" " A banned volume written by Galileo." " Galileo was Illuminati?" " Yeah, and an obedient Catholic." "Who didn't think the church and science were enemies but just a different language telling the same story." "Anyone of like minds could find the Church of Illumination." "But he couldn't exactly advertise its location, so he created a coded path." "Richter has started to turn off the power at various rates." "It will be back on in a minute." "Then some unknown Illuminati master sculpted four statues." "Each one a tribute to one of the fundamental elements:" "earth, air, fire, water." "And placed the statues out in public, in churches throughout Rome." "Each statue held a clue pointing to the next." "At the end of the path was the Church of Illumination." "If you could find that, you were one of them." "What makes you think he's going to murder the cardinals in the churches?" "The Illuminati called those four churches by the special name "L'altare de la Scienza"." "Sacrifice them on the altars of science, he said." "Exactly." "Oh, wow." "Look at this." "Excuse me." "Signori." "Cardinal Strauss, have you been informed of the situation?" "Yeah." "My belief is we should proceed with the sealing of conclave." "At this late hour?" "That would be highly unorthodox." "And, yet, was ensured to wrought my power in great elective." "The cruelest honor in Christendom." "I have no personal ambitions, Patrick." "Only those I hold for my church." "St. Peter's church, which is someday taken at its most vulnerable moment." "And this is not a coincidence." "The church will not fall in a day." "We must evacuate Vatican City." "That is exactly what they want." "Publicity and panic." "No." "We must not give them oxygen for the media fire." "But the people in St. Peter's Square?" "Care deeply about their church, as we do." "Their faith will sustain them." "Their faith will not protect them from an explosion." "We are all bound for heaven eventually, are we not?" "Spoken like one who has enjoyed the blessings of a long and full life." "Patrick, do not confuse the power of the office you temporarily hold with your true place here at the Vatican." "You were a favorite of His Holiness." "But His Holiness is with his father now." "Mea culpa." "Seal the doors." "Everyone outside." "This way, please." "Oh." "Beautiful." "The chambers are hermetic vaults." "Oxygen is kept at the lowest possible level." "It is a partial vacuum inside." "So, extended stays are not recommended." "So, don't panic if you feel light headed at first." "I'll be just outside the door, watching you, Mr. Langdon." "Conclave will go on without us." "It must." "Now of all times." "May God forgive you for what you have done." "Father, if God has issues, they won't be with what I've done." "They will be with what I'm about to do." "It was confiscated from the Netherlands by the Vatican just after Galileo died." "I've been petitioning to see it for about ten years." "Ever since I realized what was in it." "What makes you so sure that this thing is there?" "The number 503." "I kept seeing it, over and over again." "In Illuminati letters." "Scribbled in the margins." "Sometimes just signed '503'." "It's a numeric clue, but, to what?" "Five?" "Well, that's a medieval number to the Illuminati." "There's the pentagram." "Pythagoras." "Dozens of other examples in science." "But what about 3?" "It didn't make sense, until I thought:" "What if it's Roman numerals?" "DIII." " D3." "Galileo's third text." "Dialogo." "Discorso." "Diagramma." "Just a few days with this and I could've actually finished my book." "And sold dozens of copies at the Harvard bookstore." "Il Diagramma Veritatis." "Diagram of Truth." "I know about the Dialogo and the Discorsi." "Galileo laid out his theories about the earth revolving around the sun." "Right." "It said the earth was not the center of some universe with heaven above, hell below, as the church had said it was." "So, they forced him to recant his second book." "But what was this one?" "This is how he got the word out." "This is the truth." "Not what the Vatican forced him to write." "Smuggled out of Rome, printed in Holland on setched papyrus." "See?" "That way, any scientist that was caught with a copy could just throw it in water and Galileo's heresy would disolve." "Disappear." "Between that and Vatican burnings it's possible this is the only copy that remains." "And if I'm correct, the segno is hidden on page number..." "Five." "Yeah." "Do you need help with the Latin?" "Sure." "Movement of the planets, elliptical orbits, idiosyntricity..." "Sorry." "I don't think there's anything that could be interpreted as a..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Do that again." "What is that?" "Wait." "It's a watermark." "And there's a line of text." "Go back." "It's in English." "English?" "Why English?" "English wasn't used in the Vatican." "It was too polluted." "It's free thinking." "It was the language of radicals, like Shakespeare and Chaucer." "Here's another one." ""The path of light is laid a sacred test." "" Would you write this down as I dictate?" "Sorry, Professor." "No time." "Yeah, yeah." "Well, what the hell?" "Yeah." "Twenty minutes till eight." "Where are we headed?" "Hold on." "Hold on." "I'll tell you in a minute." "Here." "Let me see that page again." "Where did you get that paper?" "We borrowed it." ""From Santi's earthly tomb, the demon's hole..."" "Are you insane?" ""...across Rome the mystic elements unfold."" ""The path of light is laid in a sacred test."" ""Let angels guide thee on thy lofty quest."" "You removed a document from the Vatican archives?" "She did." ""From Santi's earthly tomb..."" " The first marker is at Santi's tomb." " Yeah." " But who's Santi?" " Raphael." " Raphael?" "The sculptor?" " Yeah." "Santi was his last name." " So, the path starts at Raphael's tomb?" " Raphael's buried at the Pantheon." " Isn't the Pantheon a church?" " The oldest Catholic church in Rome." "I just pulled a dozen of my best men for this." "You better be right." "This is one of the busiest spot in all of Rome." "You can never get away with it." "It's impossible." "The poem implies" "The poem?" "Unbelievable." "I'm basing this operation on an American's interpretation of a 400 year old poem." "Well, the information we have clearly refers to Raphael's tomb and Raphael's tomb is inside that building." "And because the Vatican destroyed all of the pagan statues in the late 1800s, if this is the first marker, whatever clues were here to lead us to the next are sure gone by now." "The path is dead." "So, this is it." "Your only chance." "Seperate approaches." "No closer than two blocks and no uniforms." "Three minutes." "I'll need a set of eyes inside." "Excuse me." "Two men with symmetric black suits and earpieces?" "They're hardly disguised." "That's what I have." " Well, fine." "I'll go in." "You don't have communication." "You can't carry a walkie talkie." "It's too conspicuous." "Tourists have cell phones, don't they?" "No, no." "You can't send her in there alone." "All right." "I won't." "Don't look so anxious." "We're supposed to be married." "Well, maybe we're not getting along today, hmm?" "Hold my hand." " But don't crush it." " Sorry." "Nervous newlywed." "Ooh." "Look, honey." "The oculus." "That could be the demon's hole in the poem." "Why are the tombs at an angle?" "They're facing east to worship the rising sun." "But this is a Christian church." "New religions often adopt the existing customs and holidays to make conversion less of a shock." "Like the 25th of December." "It's the pagan celebration of the unconquered sun." "It also makes a handy date for the birth of Christ." " Let's check the recesses." " Okay." "I'll go to the right and I'll meet you in 180 degrees." "Follow me, please." "Now, the Pantheon, which means 'Temple of all Gods', was originally built as a temple to all the gods of ancient Rome in 27 BC." "Although the building is usually credited to Agrippa of Damascus..." "Robert!" "Robert!" "It's Raphael's tomb, but it's the wrong one." "What are you talking about?" "It was moved here in 1759, a century after Diagramma was published." "Where was he originally buried?" "Urbino, I think." "Santi's earthly tomb." "What could posssibly be Santi's earthly tomb?" "Damn it!" "Santi's tomb." "It must mean the chapel that he built." "He's not buried in it." "He designed it." "The demon's hole." "It's not that oculus." "It's an undercroft." "It's a crypt." "Are there any questions?" "Yes." "Yes!" "Did Raphael Santi ever design a chapel with an ossuary anex in an angel figure commissioned by the Catholic church?" "I'm sorry." "I can only think of one." "One is good." "Wrong?" "What do you mean wrong?" "It's the Chigi chapel in the Church of Santa Maria del Popolo." "It was once called Capella della Terra, the Chapel of the Earth." "Earth." "The first element." "That's it." " You're certain about the Pantheon?" " We have four minutes." "Back to the Vatican." "Back to the Vatican?" "You-You can't." "Commandante, if you care at all about your church, you'll listen to me." "My church?" "My church comforts the sick and dying." "My church feeds the hungry." "What does your church do, Mr. Langdon?" "That's right." "You don't have one." "Take him if you want." "I'm done with him." "All right, this makes sense." "Look, look, look!" "Right in front of the church." "An obelisk." "A lofty pyramid." "The Egyptian symbol adopted by the Illuminati." "If he's going to kill him, he'll do it here." "Eight o'clock." "No." "No." "Here." "It's an Annulus." "Which one is the Chigi Chapel?" "Must be in one of these areas." "Pyramids in a Catholic church." "This is it." "This is the Chigi Chapel." "The Demon's Hole." "Yeah, but it's askew." "Come here." "Give me your flashlight." "What's that?" "My Savior Christ will be my judge, to testify that my voice is His." "For I believe that He should be chosen for the sake of God." "I wish to Pontifex, Dominicus Scolamiero." "I wish to Pontifex, Eduardo Rossi." "They are voting for themselves to prevent a majority." "They're waiting for the Preferiti to be rescued." "Perhaps we should, as well, yes?" "Not until the smoke is white will the College of Cardinals have chosen a new Holy Father." "For now the Vatican seat of ultimate power remains vacant." "Get the body out of there." "Search the rest of the building." " Chartrand!" " Sir." "Outside a perimeter." "Secure, but invisible." "No lights, no guns." "Nobody knows." "Understand?" "Yes, sir." "Is it Raphael?" "The chapel is Raphael." "But the sculptures are Bernini." "The unknown Illuminati master?" "Bernini?" " He worked for the church." " Almost exclusively." "But the Illuminati were infiltrators." "There wasn't a powerful organization on earth they didn't penetrate, including the Vatican, by hiding in plain sight." "Habakkuk and the Angel." "He's the prophet that predicted the annihilation of the earth." ""Let angels guide thee on thy lofty quest."" "This is the first marker." "The path is a line." "Southwest." "It was pointing southwest." "Earth, air, fire, water." "We're looking for a Bernini sculpture having something to do with air." "The second church is somewhere southwest of here." "You're sure this time?" "I need a map showing all the churches of Rome." "I could use it now." "The purple layers with these black crosses represent the churches." "But nothing intersects the line until it hits... until it hits St. Peter's." "Michelangelo designed St. Peter's, not Bernini." "Michelangelo designed the Basilica." "Bernini designed St. Peter's Square." "The second marker must be a statue in St. Peter's Square." "It's ten minutes to nine." "Can you go any faster?" "Not unless you want the full attention of the world press." "No majority in the first vote, but Cardinal Baggia from Italy is the clear favorite..." "Still no new Pope, but Cardinal Guidera from Spain has the best chance..." "The more conceivable candidate could be Cardinal Ebner from Germany..." "Stem cell research is murder!" "You condemn sick people to death." "Man is not God." "There." "Another obelisk." "Check the crowd." "It's almost nine." "He's got to be here already." "Must be a hundred statues up there." "None of them are angels." "Those are all saints." "How in God's name would anyone create a sculpture about air?" "Bas relief." "Of course." "It's still a sculpture." "Check the ground." "Look at the carvings." "Look for another having something to do with air." "Vento Ponente." "West wind." "Vittoria." "Here it is." "West wind." "An angel blowing out five streaks of air." "This is it." "Call the police!" "Call an ambulance!" "He's still alive." "His chest." "They punctured his lungs." ""And you squeezed the life out of a bishop of Rome."" "And he's actually claiming responsibility for the death of His Holiness." "That's ridiculous." "He died of a stroke." "It impliess the Illuminati murdered him with his own medication." "What?" "It's on here." ""With man's solution we stilled his heart."" ""With his own needle did we pierce his unholy vein."" "Did the Holy Father take any kind of medication by injection?" "Tinzaparin." "He had thrombophlebitis." "He took an injection every day, but no one knew that." "Someone knew it." "Well, he had health concerns and seizures, as well." "But he took steps to make sure he was watched for safety." "He didn't want it made public, so we have no reason to discuss it." "Tinzaparin is lethal in the wrong dosage." "An overdose could cause massive internal bleeding and brain hemorrhages." "It might look like a stroke at first, but in few days, his body would show signs." "This could easily be examined." "Ms. Vetra, in case you're not aware of it..." "Papal autopsy is prohibited by Vatican law." "We're not going to defile his Holiness body just because of these claims." "But why would they send this letter now?" "In order to cause panic." ""The sun will blind at midnight..."" ""and neither police nor professors can stop it."" "He knows I'm here." "Obviously, they were hoping this letter would become public." "We might be wise to preempt their next attempt by making an announcement of our own." " To refute this absurd claim." " That's out of the question." "Cardinal Strauss has insisted this entire matter be kept internal." "He shouldn't even be aware of it." "He's locked in conclave." "His final instructions, before sealing the doors, were very clear." "Cardinal Strauss does not dictate Vatican protocols." "And to say, yet, technically, now that conclave has begun, it is privilege and duty to control public announcements." "I've drafted a press release about the incident at the piazza, but any other statements are specifically prohibited." "For that, the cardinal has asked me to remind you we have a chimney." "Commander Richter, the search for the device?" "Well, we've turned the power on and off to about twenty percent of Vatican city" " but nothing on the video yet." " We're running out of options." "How long would you need to evacuate everyone?" "If I pull all my men from the search for the bomb, thirty minutes." "Mr. Langdon, you have been right so far about the path." "It's now 9:15." "How quickly can you find the next church?" "The lines of breath on the carving pointed due east directly away from Vatican City." "But there were five of them, so there's room for error." "About twenty churches intersect those lines." "None of them have names that invoke fire." "So, the Bernini sculpture must be inside one of them that does." "I'm willing to get back into the archives to find it." " Would you escort Mr Langdon?" " Yes, Father." "Silvano's journals." "The killer's name could be in here." " May I stay?" " Please." "Fine." "Of course." "Professor." "Would it surprise you to find those clothes suit you?" "It would surprise the hell out of me." "The Vatican expressed its sympathy with the families of the victim." "A tourist from Düsseldorf, whose death is confirmed." "Vatican police have arrested a suspect..." "The investigation is completed." "Vatican will permit access to St. Peter's again, with strict security measures." "The Vatican did admit that, where there are crowds, so often follows crime." "We're trying now to get the name of the tourist who was..." "But wait." "We're getting word now of smoke." "Smoke from the Sistine Chapel chimney." "Apparently, there's been another vote." "The smoke is black." "Once again, the Cardinals have failed to reach consensus, and the Catholic Church remains without a leader." "What are you looking for now?" " Church assets." " I beg your pardon?" "Artwork." "It's valuable." "Corporations tend to keep track of their holdings." "The Catholic church is not a corporation." "It's a beacon." "A source of inspiration for one billion lost and frightened souls." "Sure, I get that." "It's also a bank." "Commander Olivetti said that I was not to leave your side this time." "It wasn't me." "It was her." "Power in zone 3 is disabled." "No response on the screen." "Power on zone 3 again and continue with zone 4." "What sort of signs?" "I'm sorry?" "If the Holy Father was given an overdose of Tinzaparin, what signs would his body bear?" "Bleeding of the oral mucosa." "His tongue." "Post-mortem, the blood congeals, then turns the inside of the mouth black." "Even after fourteen days?" "It wouldn't show up until at least a week after his death." "He was very important to me." "Yeah, I understand." "Will you come with me, please?" "Signore, would you organize a security team to escort Ms. Vetra and myself down to the crypt?" "Yes, sir." "We'll leave immediately." "Do you smoke?" "A little bit." "You better sit down before you keel over." "What does this say in Italian?" "Ecstasy of Saint Theresa." "Right there." "Moved at suggestion of the artist." "Moved?" "To another church?" "At the suggestion of Bernini?" "I don't know." "Here." "Translate all of this for me, and I'll buy you a pack of smokes." "I'm looking for a reference of fire." " Seraphim, meaning "the fiery one"." " Right." "His great golden spear." "A point of fire." "Then "woman left completely afire."" "The ecstasy of Saint Theresa." "Saint Theresa on fire." "So, this sculpture was moved to this church?" "Why are they shuting down the system?" "They know we're down here." "If there's no power, there's no oxygen." " Can we get out?" " The door is electronic." "Well, that's disappointing." " Where are we going?" " To see my father." "I don't understand." "I was orphaned when I was nine years of age." "A bombing in Ulster, the UVF protesting the visit of a Catholic Archbishop." "The Archbishop felt responsible and he adopted me the following day." "I was raised by him and by the Church." "He was the wisest man I ever met." "Even when I was young and stubborn, I wanted to be ordained, but I was brought up in Italy so I also wanted to do my military service." "I wanted to fight." "He told me, "Learn to fly."" "So, I joined the Aeronautica Militari." "Flew helicopters." "Bringing the wounded back to hospitals." " He was a great man." " Your father died." "Fourteen days ago." "Headquarters, you hear me?" "The flow is completed." "Oxygen level is very low." " Answer, please." "Anybody hear me?" " Did you get anything?" "No." "The walls are lead lined." "There's no signal." "This way." "If the Holy Father was murdered, the implications are profound." "Vatican security is impenetrable." "No one from the outside could've got anywhere near him." "It was someone on the inside." "We can trust no one." "On my screen, no response in zone 7." "We rechon that the battery will soon be empty and the device will explode shortly before midnight." "Holy Father... when I was young, you've told me the voice in my heart was God's voice." "You said I should follow it no matter how painful." "Forgive me." "Please, give me strength." "What I do, I do in the name of everything you believed." "God help us." "Santa Maria della Vittoria." "Do you know it?" " Yes, I do." " It's the next church." "I think someone just tried to kill me." "Professor, I promise you, we had no idea." " He knows I'm here?" " Yes." "You heard me ask permission." "You gave me an escort." "Yes, but we had no idea that portions of our white zones were crosswired with that building." "Commander Richter was extending the search." "If he had known the archives were on that grid, he never would have killed the power." "But there is the other possibility." "Is it conceivable the Illuminati... have infiltrated the Swiss Guard?" "Perhaps." "The journals." "Where are they?" "Who took the journals from this desk?" "Signore, this is unacceptable." "For a Camerlengo to enter the chapel once conclave has begun." "Forgive me." "There's been a development." "His Holiness Celestine was murdered!" "Is it so inconceivable that it will happen again?" "Signori, please, a moment." "Please." "Signori." "Our church is at war." "We are under attack from an old enemy." "The Illuminati." "They have struck us from within." "Murdering our Holy Father!" "And threatening us all with destruction at the hands of their new God 'Science'." "They call it retribution." "They think it justified... because of the Church's attacks on men of science in the distant past and it's true." "Since the days of Galileo, this church has tried to slow the relentless march of progress." "Sometimes with misguided means." "But science and religion are not enemies." "There are simply some things that science is just too young to understand." "So the Church pleads, "Stop."" ""Slow down."" ""Think." "Wait."" "And, for this, they call us backwards." "But who is more ignorant?" "The man who cannot define lightning... or the man who does not respect its natural awesome power?" "The battle is well under way, signori." "We must defend ourselves." "But, what if this time, we fight their stealth with openness?" "Combat their wicked scheme with simple truth." "And end this brutish battle once and for all." "If the outside world could see this church as I do, looking beyond the ritual of these walls, they would see a modern miracle." "A brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls... who want nothing more than to be voices of compassion in a world spinning out of control." "Signori, I ask.." "I pray... that you break this conclave." "Open the doors, evacuate St. Peter's Square and tell the world the truth." "Get him down." "There." "There, that chain." "On that pulley." "This bench." "Get this pew off here and make it a ladder." "Vatican Police." "My son..." "God answers all prayers, but... sometimes His answer is no." "The College will not break conclave." "May I suggest..." "you direct your energies to helping the Swiss Guard find this explosive device." "If it exists." "And leave Church leadership... to its leaders." "Eminence." "There is a growing fear that without the four Preferiti it defers much authority for any candidate." "It will not be possible," " unless..." " Speak plainly." "It is the recommendation of many that you asked to be removed... from your post as Great Elector." "Thereby making yourself eligible to wear the Ring of the Fisherman." "Well, if it is God's will." "May His will be done." "Here!" "I hear someone." "Remove the lid." "Come on." "Signore, are you okay?" "I know he is there." "Madam, it is necessary that you remain quiet." "Don't tell me that I should remain calm." "I want to know what he will do." "Commander, here's Ms. Vetra." "Those journals are private property." "I demand that you return them to me." "They're material evidence in a Vatican investigation." "I am an Italian citizen." "My rights do not end just because I crossed the other side." "This is not Italy." "It's not even Rome." "It's the Vatican." "A country with its own laws." "And when those journals passed the border, they became my property." "I will give them back to you when I've decided they contain nothing of value to the investigation." "Do you have something to hide, Commandante Richter?" "Do you, Dr. Vetra?" "If it were up to me, it wouldn't be this way." "It's a sin to kill with pain." "It's a sin to kill without reason, Father." "They made me a sinner." "Saint Theresa on fire." "Professor Langdon?" " What direction is that?" " West, I think." ""Across Rome the mystic elements unfold."" "Piazza Barba Rini is here." "Saint Theresa is here." "Where is the Santa Maria del Popolo, the first altar of science?" " Santa Maria del Popolo?" " Yes." "Thank you." "St. Peter's is here." "We are here." "A church with water." "Wait." "Wait, wait." "Across Rome." "The poem must mean it's literally across Rome." "Professor Langdon." "Commander Richter has ordered me to escort you to the Vatican immediately." "Piazza Navona." "Earth." "Air." "Fire." "Water." ""A-Cross" Rome." "Bernini's Four Rivers." "Professor Langdon, the Vatican insists that I have to take you back immediately." "The Vatican is about to see its fourth cardinal murdered tonight." "Now, look." "You can do as they say and force me back to the Vatican, where we can all mourn his death together." "Or you can show me how real cops act and take me to Piazza Navona, where we still might be able to stop it." "Oh." "By all means, let's talk it over." "In fourteen minutes, he's going to be dead." "Okay." "This way, Professor." "Yes, Padre?" "At 11:15, if the church is still in peril, give the order to evacuate the cardinals." "But with dignity." "Let them walk out into St. Peter's Square with their heads held high." "We don't want the last image of this church to be of frightened old men sneaking out the back door." ""Where the angels guide thee..."" "There it is." "There it is." "Professor, I know this fountain." "There is no angel." "The dove." "The angel of peace." "And it's looking in what direction?" "Uh... east, I think." "Professor, just wait here." "Stay put." "Good evening." "Can you help me?" "I need a doctor." "Come here." "Calm down." "Don't shoot." "Hey!" "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Help!" "Somebody!" "Cardinal Baja." "Cardinal Baja." "Si?" "Where was he hiding you?" "The Church of Illumination." "Where is it?" "Castel Sant'Angelo." "Castle of the Angel." "Sir, there's news about Cardinal Baja." "The cardinal told Langdon he was being held in Castel Sant'Angelo." "If Langdon's right, that's where the bomb is." " Send everyone we can spare." " And you?" "I'm staying here." "Vittoria." " You're all right?" " I'm all right, yes." "What about you?" "I just heard about Olivetti on the radio." "I'm all right." "I'm okay." "Robert, we can't trust Richter." "He took Silvano's journals." "There must be something in there he doesn't want us to see." "The head of the Swiss Guard." "From the Castel Sant'Angelo." "It's close enough so the wireless signal from that camera could still reach the Vatican." "The Church of Illumination is somewhere here and your canister is inside it." "Come with me." "For 400 years, the Illuminati met right under the Church's nose." "The Vatican used this as a hideout and as a prison for their enemies." "If the explosion happens here, would the blast radius take out the Vatican?" "And part of Rome along with it." "They're pointing to it." "The angels." "The container must be down there." "Come on!" " Where are they going?" " Back to search the other castle." "No, no." "It has to be here!" "Robert, it's a dead end." "No, it's not." "See if you can find a flashlight." "All of these stones are rectangular granite." "Except right here." "What is this?" "It's a pentagram." "An eye... that leads to..." "Nowhere." "Robert?" "These walls overlap and there's a passageway in here." "Here." "Let me have the flashlight." "It's a passageway that leads to the Vatican." "An ancient escape route." "Oh, God." "Here." "Look." "(Final Payment in VW at Via Giulia) (Key taped to driver side front wheel)" "Get on the radio." "Get the word out." "Conclave remains sealed." "The Camerlengo gave the order for evacuation at" "I'm counter-manning it." "This is it." "This is their church." "The canister should be lit by artificial light." "It's not here, Robert." ""The shining star at the end of the path." It has to be." "It's not here." "What's the poem say?" " Nothing." "Nothing." "It's all over." "There was just four lines, each one describing..." "There's a fifth brand." "It's not an ambigram." "It's just two crossed keys." " The symbol for the Vatican." " No." "No, the papacy." "They intend to kill him." "Before they destroy the Vatican, they're going to brand and kill the pope himself." "There is no pope." ""Tempo Sede Vacante."" "The Camerlengo." " We have to warn him." " Take a step back, please." "Take your cell phone from your pocket." "Throw it in the fire." "Murderer." "You know, when they call me, and they all call me, it is so important to them that I know that what they ask is the Lord's will." "Or Allah's." "Or Yahweh's." "And I suppose they're right." "Because if he was not vengeful, I would not exist, now, would I?" "I've had several chances to eliminate you tonight." "You're still alive because you have no weapon." "And they didn't ask me to kill you." "But if you pursue me, it is another matter." "Be careful." "These are men of God." "The Camerlengo." "Have you come to make me a martyr?" "Here." "Here." " I need to see the Camerlengo." " He is not available." " I demand to see the Camerlengo!" " He is not available." "We'll see about that." "Oh." "It's a chiusa chiave." "It's a one way portal." "The only entrance is on the other side." "No." "Hey!" "Help!" "This is Robert Langdon and Dr. Vetra." "Open the door." "The Camerlengo is in danger." "He's the one." "He's got a gun." " Illuminatus!" " You bastard." "Illuminatus!" "You bastard!" "Padre?" "Order the evacuation." "We only have nineteen minutes." "Here." "He's..." "And get the helicopter for the older cardinals, right?" "Yes, sir." "Robert?" "The brand, the symbol." "Could it have another meaning?" "Crossed keys, but those were upside down." "St. Peter." "The first pope was crucified upside down." " On Vatican Hill." " A few hundred feet below us." " Necropolis." "City of the dead." ""Upon this rock, I will build my church."" ""Or bring it down upon itself."" "The bomb." "It's in St. Peter's tomb." "The grid is still cycling." "The power to this section must be down." "It must be here." "It must be." "Don't touch it." "We have seven minutes." "Robert, hold this." "It's cold down here, isn't it?" "What's wrong?" "Cold decreases battery life." " We may have less than five minutes." " So?" "If I pull the power with less than five minutes... the residual charge won't hold suspension." "We should leave it here and get clear if we can." "At least down here the damage" "No!" " No." "Wait!" " Father!" "We are live here at St. Peter's Square... where, despite a bomb threat, and an orderly evacuation, the crowd is actually growing in size." "As we await an official announcement from the Vatican spokesman as to the exact nature of the threat and whether or not they are treating it as a credible danger..." "This way!" "He's got a bomb with him." "A bomb?" "Roberto, this is an emergency." "I'll take her up alone." "He's got clearance." "Oh, my God." "Get down!" "Cardinal Strauss?" "It was the Camerlengo." "He has saved us all." "He has saved the Church and he's still alive." "Praise God." "Praise God." "He is alive." "He sacrificed himself for all of us." "You know the worst thing we thought would happen was that our work would fall into the hands of the energy companies." "We thought we could change the world." " So naive." " No, not naive." "Innocent, maybe." "But it's not a crime." "I'm not so sure." "Go back to work." "Change the world." "A gift, uh, you understand?" "Let's say for Catholics everywhere." "The Carmelengo's age shouldn't influence the decision." "Signori, you are no doubt aware that by Holy Law the man is inelligible for election to the papacy." "He's not a cardinal." "He's a priest." "He's of insufficient age." "Or maybe there's a way we could consider the possibility." "I am sorry." "The protocols of conclave are not subject to modification." "I will not call a ballot on this matter." "But, signore, you would not hold a ballot." "Surely, you remember?" "You gave up your post as Great Elector." "They are singing at St. Peter's Square." "Now, what happened here tonight transcends our laws." "Has it?" "Is it God's will that we give ourselves over to frenzy?" "Discard the rules of the Church?" "Perhaps we need not discard them." "Signori, I am thinking now of Romano Pontifici Eligendo numero 60..." " Acclamation by Adoration." " Exactly, signore." "Exactly." "Yes." "If the Holy Spirit speaks through us, and we call a man's name out loud..." "That is election by adoration." " Yes." " He's God's choice." "Yes." "And the candidate need only be an ordained member of the clergy, present in the Sistine Chapel at the moment of his election." " Signor Camerlengo?" " Yes?" "The cardinals ask you to join them in conclave as soon as possible." " Me?" " Yes, Padre." "What are you doing?" "Silvano's journals." "I want them back." "Richter said..." "His Holiness suffered from seizures and steps were taken... for safety." "He made sure he was watched, he said." "What if he were trying to give me this key?" "That's the Papal office." "If the Pope was worried about seizures, he must've had Richter install cameras without telling anyone." "To keep an eye on him for his safety." "Maybe it records." " I read the journals, Patrick." " The scientist kept journals." "So?" " You figure prominently in them." " Really?" "The Devoli wasn't just a physicist." "He was also a Catholic priest." "As such, he was deeply conflicted about the implications of his work and in need of spiritual guidance." "Like Galileo." "About a month ago, he requested an audience with the Pope." "But you know that, cause you granted the audience and you were also present during it." "The 'God Particle'." "To actually claim an act of creation." " The blasphemy." "The arrogance." " The Holy Father didn't see it like that." "He urged him to go public." "His Holiness thought that the discovery could actually scientifically prove the existence of a divine power." "And begin to bridge the gap between science and religion." "His work was not religious." "It was sacrilegious." "But you..." "You saw the pope's position as a softening of church law." "As an old man's weakness." "Your father's weakness." "You murdered the Vicar of Christ." "He raised me to protect this Church, even from within." "Then you conjured up an old enemy from the past." "The Illuminati." "You found the ancient brands in the papal vaults and put them to use to spread fear!" "The Cardinals are men of belief." "Right now, their belief in evil is uniting them." "The entire Catholic world will be united by this attack." "There is no attack." "You're trying to convince the Cardinals they're in a war, so they will choose a warrior to lead them." "We are at war." "We're weak when we should be strong." "If science is allowed to claim the power of creation, what is left for God?" "It didn't work, Patrick." " It isn't finished." " Oh yes, it's finished." "It's finished." "I've shown the journals to Father Simeon." "The moment the doors to the Conclave open, he will tell the Cardinals what you've done." "I was planning on doing this alone." "Put it down." "But, perhaps, it's better that you're here." "Put it down." "Put it away." "Help." "He's the one." "He's got a gun." " Illuminatus!" " You bastard." "Illuminatus!" "You bastard!" "Padre." "And get the helicopter for the older cardinals, right?" "I've been summoned by the College of Cardinals." "Gently." "But within our walls." "He's on your side." "Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit." "Church sources now confirm that Carmelengo, Father Patrick McKenna, has died of internal injuries sustained in his heroic fall..." "The Catholic church thanks Camerlengo for his selfless act and demands his immediate canonization." "The Vatican has also confirmed the deaths of three Cardinals and the fire in the Santa Maria della Vittoria." "As we await the appearance of the new Holy Father Cardinal Baggia of Italy, one of the four original Preferiti, who, despite terrorist attempts at disruption seems to have been selected in one of the swiftest and smoothest conclaves in modern church history." "Professor Langdon?" "Please." "A token of thanks from His Holiness and from his new Camerlengo." "We are grateful you saved his life." "And it's our understanding that you require this text to complete your scholary work." "We ask only that in your last grand testament you ensure it finds its way home." "Of course." "And when you write of us, and you will write of us, may I ask one thing?" "Do so gently." "I'll try." "Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed." "All men, including this one." "He chose the name Luke." "There's been many Marks and Johns." "Never a Luke." "It said he was a doctor." "It's quite a message." "Science and faith, all in one." "The world is in need of both." "You'll counsel him wisely." "I'm an old man." "I'll counsel him briefly." "Mr. Langdon." "Thanks be to God for sending someone to protect this church." "I don't believe He sent me, Father." "Oh, my son." "Of course He did." "subtitle made by rakib00, atheeshkr, lockjaw and rogard." "Nice teamwork, guys."
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"Excellent." "So you want a piece of me?" "Is there anything you don't play with?" "Lift the point." "Off the floor." " Sorry." " Put it down." "Gently." " Lay it up." " What?" "Lay it up." "I'm sorry." "Sorry, Artie." "It's... that is really cool." "Thank you." "We try." "You made this?" "In record time too." "With the help of... things." "This is a copy of the finest samurai sword ever forged." "The Honjo Masamune, owned by the ruling family in Japan for centuries before it disappeared." "The real one unearthed a few weeks ago at a dig site in Okinawa." "The real one?" " Which does what?" " Which will arrive in DC in order to be presented as a gift to the president." "But it's not gonna happen 'cause you two are gonna intercept it at the Japanese embassy." "That wasn't what I meant." "I know what you meant, but you've gotta pack and you gotta catch a plane." "It really doesn't matter, what the real sword does?" "Because, remember, "Snag it, bag it, and tag it?"" "Get snagging, bagging, and tagging." "You're off to swap Masamune for an Artie Nielsen." " What is that?" " Get out." "So many questions." "It was never boring working with you people." "Back and forth." "Back and forth." "One day your government wants me, the next I'm a crackpot." "Your own partner said to me, "Never again"." "Even then I knew one day one of you would be back" "to place an order." "It better be cash." "American credit ain't what it used to be." "What's that?" "Another gadget for me to tinker with?" "Wait." "I did what you asked." "Lots of eyes to make the switch here." "I guess night's our only option." "White House won't be any easier." "I'd feel a lot more comfortable doing it before it gets anywhere near the president." "It's ridiculous that we don't know what we're protecting him from, but... typical Artie." "I understand grabbing the artifact before it causes trouble." "But he couldn't spare 2 s to warn us about what we're walking into?" "Look, I'm sure if it were really dangerous," "Artie would've told us." "Projet-SG (1.00)" "Go back." "Go back." " What exactly happened there?" " You tell us." "Because the Japanese sure as hell don't know." "They're testing for everything from dirty bombs to gas leaks." "They won't let us in the room." "They're holding us in the lobby." "They're treating us like suspects." "Suspects?" "Why?" "Did you have the decoy sword with you?" "No." "But they're not even looking for the sword, Artie." "They're not even sure whether or not it was taken." "That makes no sense to me whatsoever." "Either it's gone or it's not gone." "You saw somebody leaving." "Did he have it?" "I don't know." "'Cause I was about two seconds away from passing out." "Yeah, what did this guy look like?" "Not female." "Look, Artie, my Japanese sucks." "But it sounds to me as if they think the sword was vaporized or something." "What do you mean vaporized?" "What do you mean?" "By the bomb?" "There was no bomb." "Nothing blew up." "There was no victims that were brought out or dead bodies." " There was nothing." " I don't understand." "Nothing blew up?" "That's the weird part." "It was..." "It was like a bomb, only backwards, okay?" "Instead of blowing out, it yanked everything in." "Implosion." "Did the sword do this?" "And if it did, can I reconsider this mission?" "It didn't." "And what you have to do is you have to get in that room and tell me exactly what you see." "That's a look I don't know." "It's called the past rearing its ugly head." "So in other words, the sword didn't do whatever happened at the embassy." "But you know what did." "Oh, God, I hope not." " Artie, where are you going?" " No, not yet." "First, I have to..." "Here we go." "Round two with Mr. Congeniality." "Mr. Ogawa, we've answered all your questions, and now we have a few for you." "Actually, agent Bering, I have one more." "Why does the secret service need to send two different units to inspect the same gift?" "Two different..." "I'm quite certain they'll have the same question." "On the QT is one thing." "But you're tramping through my backyard, literally tripping over my agents, you don't give me a heads-up." "We have explicit instructions not to contact you any more." "It's not like we can't have coffee now and then." "We just can't have you on speed dial." "Look." "I get it." "For better or for worse," "I happen to think worse, you two are serving a new master." "This isn't your screwup." "It was his." "It's just that he doesn't really... play well with others..." "So much." "So this security officer," "Ogawa, Japanese embassy, is waiting for my explanation of what you were doing and if you had anything to do with whatever the hell that was." "Any suggestions what I'm supposed to tell him?" "All right." "Do me one favor, get on a plane and leave DC while I can still let you." " Can I at least have that?" " Be out of here as soon as possible." "I don't think this is what Dickinson had in mind." "What are we gonna do?" "We've got to get into that room." "A room that's losing evidence as we speak." "I know." "It's just, I thought coming back to DC would feel like..." " Old Home Week or something." " Home is overrated." " What are you doing here?" " Uncool, Artie." "I had a hunch about something from Pete's description and I just need to see this with my own eyes." "You two have a plan?" " We'll crawl under the motion sensors." " There's an access panel on the roof." "Well, please, ladies first." "No." "You be the smart one this time." "There's an access panel on the roof." "It'll bring us in right above the main wiring for the security system." "Now, if we crawl on our bellies, we can avoid the motion sensors." "And what do you mean "this time"?" "All right." "I get the idea." "If I may, put these on." "Really." "Or you'll be of no use to me." "Let's go." "I look like Kermit the frog." "Oh, God." "Artie, stop doing that!" "Yeah, I gotta tell you, Myka, those really bring out your eyes." "This is a 14th century Chinese firework known as an ice flower." "Very few like it left." "Now..." "Do not tell Mrs. Frederic that I did this, all right?" "We've got about ten minutes, more or less." "Let's go." "The light pattern triggers a feedback loop in the optic nerve that mesmerizes the viewer." "They won't remember a thing." "Freaky McFreakerson." "So it's some sort of reverse chemical reaction?" "Take these off." "Just don't look directly through the window." "This was made by an implosion grenade." "It removes matter from the center of a space and pulls everything, obviously everything... directly towards it with violent force." "This explains why they couldn't find the sword." "It could be in there." "The sword, long gone." "Stolen." "This was used by the thief as a cover." " So the guy that I saw..." " The guy you kind of saw?" "The guy that I saw leaving must have stolen the sword and hidden in this room over here when he set off the bomb." "I collected these grenades years ago." "Every last one of them." "I know I did." "Whoever stole the sword has other things that belong in the Warehouse, which would mean that we have competition." "I don't know." "Artie, just how long is this list of things we don't know?" "I don't know." "About twice as long as mine, all right?" "Who else would have these implosion grenades, if you collected them all?" "Whoever it is, if he's willing to use this to cover his tracks, then it's somebody that's..." "what's a darker word for dangerous?" "If he did this to steal the sword, he'd have no trouble killing anyone who got in his way." "None at all." "None... at all." "Next time, don't get a suite, just a room." "The lead here is the implosion grenade." "We find out who had one of those and then we find out who has the sword." "Okay, let me just..." "Is there a listing for implosion grenades?" "Those were the days." "We've got Wi-Fi." "No, I like paper." "Actually, I hate paper." " But, it's a security issue." " Okay, Artie, enough." "You've to fill us in." "If the competition used an implosion grenade to steal the sword," " then what the hell does this sword do?" " Yeah." "It must be pretty major, right?" "You don't drop a nuclear bomb to steal a butter knife." "Exactly." "You wanna know about the sword?" "I'll tell you about the sword." "The Honjo Masamune is much, much more than a dull knife." "It kept the ruling shogunate in power for hundreds of years by making them invincible in battle." "And the beauty in the way these things were forged." "I mean, ritually hammered and folded." "The blade millions of layers of steel with a carbon content that's right off the charts." "And each layer only atoms-thick." "I mean, this sword... is said to be perfectly aligned." "So what does it do?" "Okay, you know how geese fly in a "V" formation." "the wind hits the first bird then splits and keeps on splitting wider and wider when it hits each bird cause it makes it easier for the birds to fly that way." "Good." "So what does the sword do?" "The blade in this particular sword is said to be so perfect that light splits in its path and goes around the person holding it." "Are we talking about invisibility?" "Kind of." "In effect." "No, the person's still there." "Although, you know, the light that we see doesn't hit..." "Yes, invisibility." "Awesome." "I knew that was possible." "I knew it." "Okay." "Invisible swords now..." " These are the same sword, right?" " Yeah." "They don't match." " What?" " Disc thing attached to the grip," "It's in the painting, but it's not in the sword from the dig site." "It's missing its tsuba." "This piece right here is called a tsuba." "It's actually a collectible in its own right, separate from the sword." "But this is missing its tsuba." "Then the sword might not even work." "And if it doesn't, the guy's gonna come looking for it." "We are in the race." "You two have to find what happened to that tsuba and fast." "We're looking for a 500-year-old sword." "800 exactly." "So it should be easy." "You guys follow the tsuba." "I will follow... the implosion grenade." "And one of us will find the thief." "Wait." "I mean, where are you going?" "Somebody is making new grenades." "Somebody who promised not to." " Again he doesn't answer." " And no good-bye." "This is impossible." "Keep at it though." "You're the smart one." " What are you doing?" " What?" " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "You're doing great." "Hello." "Is Claudia there?" "She won't be able to find it either." "Claudia's out." "It's just me." "Okay, well, you'll do." " Flattered." " Sorry." "You know that 800-year-old sword that we were swapping out?" "It turns out a piece of it has come up missing." "So if you were standing next to Artie, right, and he was looking for this thing," "What would he be doing?" "Artie did say that the sword was from the Edo period." "So instead of trying to track it forward from the past, just find it in the present." "Identify any collectors that deal in that period and then try and find as much information as you can on any sales or transactions of those pieces." "Right." "Right." "Since you're right there, do you think that..." " maybe you could...." " Give me a minute." "One point, Lattimer." "Thank you." "Hello." "Hello." "You should've kept your promises, Erik." " The tsuba, did you find it?" " Well, it wasn't easy." "You know, it took some digging." "But, it turns out an antiques dealer had it in Tokyo in the 1920s." "Now it's here in Washington." " It's at the secret service." " What the hell's it doing there?" "Well, the Japanese government presented it in the 1920s to Woodrow Wilson as a symbol of peace." " Guess that didn't work out so well." " And the curator at the Wilson Museum of Peace made the connection a couple days ago and offered it to be united with the sword at the gift ceremony." "But freaky explosions tend to put the kibosh on ceremonies so it's going back to the museum in the morning." "The sword and the tsuba in DC at the same time." "That's too much coinc... too much coincidence." "We're sitting on the secret service building, but..." "Look, if this thief is coming to get the tsuba we have to warn Dickinson." " No, no." "Absolutely not." " You saw what this guy's willing to do." "Yeah, and so did you, and imagine what he's capable of with the sword." "This thief is ruthless and smart." "If you warn the secret service, and they do anything out of the ordinary," " then he will be tipped off." " So you wanna use him as bait." "No." "This is not a discussion." "When I..." "James." "I think I know who this is." "And I've gotta go." "You tail the agents." "Grab the tsuba." "Watch out for implosion grenades." "Bye." "Your agents Bering and Lattimer are compromised." "Not possible." "I ran a background check on Arthur Nielsen." " Where'd you get this information?" " I have my sources." " Same as you do." " I don't see how this is your business." "The three of them returned to the embassy last night." "I'm very sorry to hear that." "I have no desire to stir up an international incident." "It's a great deal of paperwork and a great deal of scrutiny." "And you and I both get screwed." "If you can't handle it, I will be forced to take this to a higher authority." " Everything all right?" " Yes." "Peachy." "What?" "The tsuba's heading back to the museum." " We're heading out." " Regards to President Wilson." "Hi, it's me, Artie." "No, I know." "I know." "Look." "Please." "Do you think you could meet me?" "As soon as possible." "Artie does to us what he's making us do to them." "He keeps us in the dark." "For all we know, we're decoys too." "Look, we're all pretty good at our jobs, okay?" "We accepted the risks going in." "Having intel in the field keeps an agent alive, Pete." "But Artie acts like keeping us alive isn't a priority." " To him, we're just..." " Red shirts?" "First, he doesn't think we're red shirts." "And second, that's so cool you knew what I meant." "Come on." "He's got a Tesla too." "Drop that weapon!" "Are you okay?" "Grab the tsuba." "You get a look?" "We get it?" " We got it." " Yes." "Now give it back." " Slowly." " No." "Did you see that guy with that gun?" " It erases your short term..." " No." "Never mind." "What the hell is up with you two?" " Now who are you working for?" " Secret service." "But a department that you, sir, know nothing about." "I doubt that." "Now what department?" "It's an archival department." "You're filing clerks running around shooting stun guns at your own people?" "We didn't shoot you." "All right, filing clerks that protect us from invisible bad guys." "Yeah." "Pretty much." "I'll take it from here." "Careful, archives." "Paper cuts, they take days to heal." "That's hilarious, you're hilarious." "Very scared." " So glad to see you." " Thank you." "Not a damn word." "Now, I warned you to back off before things got worse." "You know what this looks like?" "Come on." "You know we didn't shoot at them." " You know that we're legit." " Yeah, I do." "But if you keep shutting me out, how am I supposed to back you up?" "This stays with me until things die down." " Or implode." " What?" "You're putting yourself in danger." "You've no idea what you're dealing with." "So tell me." "We can't." "Well, I admire your loyalty." "I prized it myself once." "But you need to look at where you're placing it right now." "This has come to my attention." "It checks out." "And I will have to act on it." "You want me to trust you, okay." "If there's a remnant of a two-way street left, if you still trust that I'm trying to look out for you... then read it." "I want some extra people in the office." "Around the clock for the next 72." "Just in case." "Why?" "'Cause he stole something dangerous and it's important that I get it back from him." "What makes you so sure it was him?" " Call it a gut feeling." " That's still annoying." " What is?" " You talking in riddles and intuition." "You never change." "So has he?" "You know, contacted you?" "I haven't seen or heard from James in 15 years." "And the irony's not lost on me that you're the one who's asking." "Carol." "Look at me." "No matter what you think, I'm not the one who drove him away." "You made things intolerable for all of us." "If it makes you comfortable to blame me, then blame me." "I don't care." "But the truth is that you made choices." "And the choices you made..." "You chose badly." "I'm not the one who disappeared." "There it is." "How did I not know?" " What?" "Not know what?" " Stop it, Artie." "You're in town for whatever reason and you decide to twist the knife for old time's sake." "Rub it in that I chose the wrong guy." "Right." "You're not the one who disappeared." "You would've had to have been there in the first place." "No, not Artie." "All your secrets, and your treasure hunts, and that damned place." "You know, James believed in life." "You need to get one." "Hold on." "Could you please wait?" " What?" " Listen." "Listen." "Carol, if you're harboring him in any way, you're in danger." "What are you doing here?" "Just about to ask you the same thing." "Why are you bothering that poor woman and torturing yourself?" "It is called investigating a case." "This isn't the case." "This is self-pity." "The case is the implosion grenade and the sword." "And someone out there is running around using the artifacts..." "But that someone is MacPherson." "And I can prove it." "Remember?" "We've both seen you like this before." "No, no." "He planted this on purpose." "He wanted me to find it." "Otherwise he would've been careful." "He's taunting me." "Would you listen to yourself?" "You are leaping to wild conclusions based on nothing." "And meanwhile, your team is falling apart around you." " They're not." "Myka and Pete are fine." " Are they?" "Did you know the tsuba's now under Dickinson's control?" "Did you know Bering and Lattimer had been detained?" "They're at the hotel." "I'm taking you all off this case." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait." "What if I'm right?" "What if it is MacPherson?" "Go home, Artie." " Artie, where are you?" " It doesn't matter." "New orders." "You two stay in the hotel and you wait for me." "I will take it from here." "What's the matter?" "What's wrong?" "You okay?" " Everything's fine." " All right." "I don't wanna hear about it 'cause it isn't true." "That isn't Artie." "I don't wanna believe it either, Pete, but it's true." "Well, you shouldn't even be reading that." "We should be out doing something." "Pete, his real name isn't even Artie Nielsen." "It's Artie Weisfelt." "He used to work for the NSA." "He was a cryptographer, a code breaker, when he was in his 20s." "They recruited him right out of school, had him decoding Soviet communications." "He intercepted letters, phone transcripts." "Then they think he turned." "He contacted one of the people they were spying on and he started selling secrets to the Russians." "And his file, it just ends." "He was never prosecuted." "It's like he just disappeared." "But it's him, Pete." "What?" "It's definitely him." "You're under arrest." "No, no." "Listen to me." "I have to take this." " Lives are in danger." " No, not for that." "Arthur Weisfelt, you're under arrest for treason." "Just tell us that the charges aren't true." " We both know." "So just tell us." " I can't." "They're true." " Okay, that's not..." " I had my reasons." "Artie, Homeland Security's coming to pick you up." "You need to give us a way to help you now." "You need to concentrate on the mission, not worry about me." "Mrs. Frederic fixed this once and she can fix it ag..." "This whole thing could've been avoided if you just told us anything about the sword, the tsuba, your past." "Anything, Artie." "We could have helped." "We could have interfered with Dickinson." "If you just trusted us." "So what happens now, Artie?" "I mean, what happens with the Warehouse?" "I mean, what, are we in charge?" "What?" "I think we should know." "She fixed all this." "Mrs. Frederic." "She fixed all of this years ago." "It's him too." "It has to be." "Okay, Artie, this isn't just about the treason, all right?" " You burglarized the secret service." " I'll spend a little time in prison." " You're not getting what is important." " I'm not getting what's important." "And the fact that I changed my name, so the Soviets wouldn't find me, not to hide from our government." "Important, Mrs. Frederic fixed all this." "She expunged all the charges." "Someone obviously unfixed it." " Artie, focus." " I'm focused." "Here's the key." "Who gave Dickinson my file?" "Find out, that'll take you directly to who has the sword." "And that will lead you... to MacPherson." "Who?" "Time's up." "Some friendly advice." "It's self-preservation time." "Put in for transfers while this warehouse business is still just a sidetrack in your careers." " Scars don't have to be permanent." " Yeah." "No can do." "Just think about it." "Meantime, I have some self-preservation to do too." "I may not be your boss anymore, but until someone tells me otherwise, I still outrank you." "So this time I am putting you on a plane with your best friends as an escort." " Why is he here?" " Ogawa?" "That guy makes me itch." "The Japanese want their tsuba back." "With the sword gone, it's all that's left of a national treasure." "Don't worry." "They're leaving tonight for Japan." "By tomorrow, the tsuba will be on the other side of the planet." "By the way, just to ask it, who did give you that file on Artie?" "That's my secret to keep." "Cooper." "See that they get on their plane." "No detours." "Yeah, and don't rule out shooting them if necessary." "What's going on?" "What?" "It's Ogawa." "It was him at the embassy." "He walked out with the sword." " Are you sure?" " Myka, I saw him." "You have to trust me." "Dickinson looked at him when I asked him about the file." "Artie was right." "And now he's got the sword and the tsuba." "Heading for the diplomatic terminal." "There's no security." "How about you both just take a time-out, huh?" "Just for the drive to Dulles." "Let's go." "Bored?" "Finally." "Who's Mrs. Frederic?" "I'd tell you, but then he'd have to kill you." "What do you think?" "6th to Constitution?" " This time of day I'd take 9th." " Yeah, you're right." "Wanna grab a beer after we drop off these two jokers?" "I can't." "In-laws are in town." "Hang on." "I wanna pull over and grab a paper." "They'll be fine." "Before you say anything, I know that I mangled this." "I know I ran in there impulsively without thinking... without my bag..." "because I had a bigger..." "Someone dug you up." "So you know." "It's MacPherson." "I'm right." "Yes, I'm afraid you are." "Now it's up to you to stop him." "Thank you." "Don't move!" "So, Mr. Ogawa, when does he get here?" "Oh, God." "It works." "Hello, Arthur." "James." "Good to see you after all these years." "Wish I could say the same." "Not while you're pointing a gun at me or trying to." "Well, no, you're an invisible guy with a sword." "I think you might have the advantage over me." "My point exactly." "So what happened to you, James?" "What happened?" "I mean, I know we had our differences and I know Carol... happened." "You always had your own ideas, your own objections to Warehouse policy." "But, I mean, James, James... killing people." "When did you turn into that?" "I woke up, Arthur." "Once out from under Mrs. Frederic's iron hand and your neuroses," "I could see the world more clearly." "Yeah, that's a little pathetic, isn't it, James, blaming everybody else but yourself?" "I don't think you found clarity." "I don't think your ego could stand the light." "I'd love to discuss this with you at length." "You or one of your new agents." "Lattimer and Bering, right?" "I've been observing them for some time." "I see they have potential, but they're so raw, so untrained, so corruptible." "If you come anywhere near them, I promise you..." "I promise you, James, that you're gonna regret it." "You'll never get anywhere close to them as long as I'm alive!" "You can still read my mind." "You always hurt the one you love." "Oh, my God." "Okay, we have to get you to a hospital." "What did you do?" "Well, it was the only way I knew how to get the sword." " What if we didn't get here in time?" " I thought you would." "Could you just hurry up, pull it out?" "Wait." "Wait." "Wait a minute." "Now wait a minute." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, it's the sharpest sword ever made." "It should slide out just like butter." "Just do it really, really, really, really fast." "Okay!" "Not like butter!" "Is that one of those..." "I wasn't here when everything went down between Artie and MacPherson, but I know it was bad." "Here." "Yeah, this feels right." "Yeah it must've been bad." "I mean, all that stuff with Ogawa." "Giving Dickinson the file." "He wanted more than the sword." "He wanted to mess us up as a team." "It worked." "Well, I don't know how to work with him right now." "The thing about Artie is that he's lost a lot of people in his life... including agents." "So now he just shuts everybody out." "It's a defense mechanism." "That's not an excuse." "It's not a reason to keep secrets as compulsively as he does." "It's not meant to be an excuse." "Just an explanation." "Artie acts like he doesn't care, but he does... about you both... a lot." "And that scares him." "Well, I guess he needs to work that out." "Doesn't he?" "You know, just because he lost people, it doesn't make us expendable." "I'm not a red shirt." "I'm not." "She's upset because I don't communicate." "Did she not notice the word "secret" in her job description?" " Their job is to follow instructions." " So is yours." "You knew that I couldn't let this go." "As it turns out, I was right." "I apologize for doubting you." "Well, thank... thank..." "we're all human." "As far as I know." "You know that this was only MacPherson's first move." "And he's planning something..." "bigger." "Any guesses what his plan might be?" "No." "I don't know." "I don't wanna wait to find out." "You know what the Talmud says?" ""If someone's coming to kill you, get up early, kill them first."" "It also says "Don't rush into any unnecessary danger." "A miracle may not save you.""
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"Not yet, Cary." "Not yet, Cary." "Hmm." " Barnaby, you have the key." " Ah?" "Well, look for it, darling." "Hmm." "Look in this first pocket." "That's usually where you hide it." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, but I didn't hide it." "I put it there so I could find it." "Here it is." "Would you turn on the porch light and turn off that hall light?" "Close the door and be sure that it's locked... and I'll start the car." "I understand." "Oh, it's you." "Come on in." " Barnaby." " Huh?" " We're going to a dance." " Oh, yes." "And we're going to be late if we don't hurry." "Oh, yeah." "Now, let's start all over again." "You've got your key." " Mm-hmm." " No, it's in that pocket." "Oh, that's right." "I put it there on purpose." "And you're going to turn the porch light on... and the hall light off... and then you're going to lock the door." " Right." " Now, come along, darling." " Barnaby, are you thinking?" " Hmm?" "Hmm?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "It's pretty dark in here, isn't it?" "That's better." "What are you thinking about?" "Oh, it's the test we made in the lab today." "They proved that only 23% of the formula... is being assimilated." "Oh, the formula." "Yeah." "Well, you know what that means." "That-That means that 73% is absolute waste." "Seventy-three?" "What happened to the rest of it?" "No, no." "Not 73, 77." "What did I say?" " Seventy-seven." " Well." "I guess that's why it's having so little effect... on those chimpanzees we're experimenting with." "We've been giving it to them for over two months now." "Well, it certainly hasn't done what it should have done." "I thought it was doing rather well." "No, no." "No, that's the trouble." "It isn't doing well at all." "What about that one monkey you told me about?" " Oh, you mean Rudolph." " He's pretty old, isn't he?" "Well, Rudolph's about..." "Well, he's about the equivalent of 84 years old in a human." "Well, didn't the formula cure his rheumatism?" "Didn't it make his coat much glossier?" " Didn't you say he felt a lot better?" " Well, in a way." "Well, then, what do you expect?" "Well, it isn't what it should be, Edwina." "What must it be before you're satisfied with it?" "Theoretically, it should have a much greater effect." "I've just got to find a way to make it more easily assimilable." " Huh?" " Assimilable?" "Assi..." " More easily assimilated." " Oh, yeah." "I thought I had a good idea at the front door just now." "I guess I just thought I had it." "Anyway, it's gone." " Well, it'll come back to you." " I doubt it." "It'll come back to you." "That's the trouble about being a chemist." "You know, you can't actually think." "Every now and then... you feel compelled to sit and stare at a sheet of paper... hoping it'll speak to you, but it never does." "Oh." "Is that a new dress?" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, I like that." "Let me see it." "I like the way it sticks out." " Or is that you?" " Well, you ought to know." "It isn't you." "You ought to be going somewhere in a dress like that." "Yeah." "Well, I'm glad you like it." "Holy smokes." "We forgot all about the party." "Why didn't you remind me?" " We're not going." " Why not?" "Well, we're not going for a number of reasons." "Oh?" "One:" "When I dance with you, I want to dance with all of you." "I don't want your brain to be somewhere else." "I know." "You're not very often the absent-minded professor... but, darling, when you are, you're a real zombie." "Yeah, I admit it." "And I don't want people to see you like that." "Now, go on." "Sit down and relax and be brilliant." "Hey." " You know, you're all right." " How do you like your eggs?" "How did eggs get in to the conversation?" "You're hungry, aren't you?" "I'll fix you something to eat... and call Hank and tell him we're not coming." " Did you telephone Hank?" " Mm-hmm." "He wasn't in." " I left a message." " Oh." "Don't tell me you've solved the formula already." "No." "No, I've had my mind on other things." "You've been looking forward to going to this party for a month, haven't you?" "Now, darling, we're not even going to discuss it." "I know that." "I was just thinking." "It's queer about people." "What about people?" "Through no fault of their own, they get older." " Now, that's a profound remark." " No, they do get older." " Something happens to them." " Are you referring to me, Barnaby?" "No, I was thinking of the human race as a whole." "Pretty sad group." "Would you get me some soup plates, darling?" "If you don't think the human race undergoes... certain morbid changes as it matures..." "I ask you to recall the night of the Everett Winston party." "I don't recall any Everett Winston party." "Do you remember our honeymoon?" " Of course I do, darling." " I was hoping you would." "Well, the week after we got back from our honeymoon... the Everett Winstons invited us to a party." "I'm sorry, darling, but I don't remember going." "We didn't go." "We didn't?" "Oh, yes." "Now I remember." "We stayed home." "Just like tonight." "You know, Edwina, that's what I'm talking about." "We stayed home from that party for an altogether different reason." "Tonight we're staying home for an intellectual reason." "I remember we didn't want to share each other with anyone." "You were so sweet." "Remember how the telephone kept ringing... for hours and hours and hours?" "Remember?" "I'll get it." "Aw." "You see what I mean?" "Tonight we're answering calls." " Hi, Hank." " Hi." "Say, what's this message about not going out tonight?" " That's right." " Why?" "Sometimes there are things more important than going to a dance." "Oh, the genius at work again, huh?" "I'm glad I'm a lawyer and not a chemist." " Where is he?" " He's in the kitchen." "I've got a few things to say to him." "This has happened just once too often." "Now, look here, double dome." "What's the idea of doing something tonight... you can do just as well tomorrow?" "I'll get you a drink." "You'll feel better." "Why can't you be a genius before sundown... and a human being afterward?" "Because I never know in advance when I'm going to be a genius." "Here's your drink." "You can't call off a date at the last minute... when your wife's got a new dress and I've booked a table." "It just doesn't make sense." "No, I don't suppose it does." "What are you doing?" "Nothing, dear." "I think you'd better sit down." "Huh?" "What for?" "Do as I tell you, and you'll see what I mean." "Cold?" "I see what you mean." "And now neither one of you are making sense." "No." "I think Mr. Entwhistle is disturbed... because he can't take you to the party tonight... and dance all over your feet as he did the last time." "I certainly didn't reserve a table and order flowers... just to look at your face." "I don't suppose you did." "Sit down, have your soup while Hank drinks his drink." "And be careful." "It's very hot." "Is it all right now?" "I can only tell you, Mrs. Fulton... if you'd have been smart enough to marry me instead of this... you wouldn't be in a kitchen cooking." "No?" "Where would she be cooking?" "Mmm!" " Barnaby, did you burn yourself?" " I hope he did." " Darling, I told you it was hot." " Don't worry." "He has no feelings." "Here, eat some bread." "Quickly." "Darling, say something." " Heat." " I know." "Blow on it." "Heat." "Just ordinary heat." "I never thought of it." "Heat could make the formula 100% effective." "Darling, I think you solved the problem for me." " Do you really think so?" " I'm almost sure." "Hank, do you know what just happened?" "He burned his mouth." "No, silly." "He just solved our whole future." "If your whole future depends on figuring out that a plate of soup is hot..." "Hey, now, wait a minute." "Tell him, darling." "I've been promised a pretty good job if I can make this formula work." "No more commercial assignments." "No more working on nonskid girdles or noiseless popcorn bags." " No fooling?" " Yes, a roving commission." "Select my own field of research." "Exchange ideas with professors all over the world, including a percentage." "That's fine." "It seems to me a celebration is in order." "No reason to stay home from the yacht club party now." "No." "Except we're gonna stay home from the Everett Winston party." "Everett Winston left town three years ago." "We're staying home from his party." "But you can't stay home from a party if you..." " Your phone's ringing." " Yes, I know." " Shall I answer it?" " No, just let it ring." " That's important, isn't it?" " It's very important." "You two are way beyond me." "Please convey our regrets to the Everett Winstons." "And say we're very sorry." "The language is confusing, but the actions are unmistakable." "Good night, you two." " Just a moment, please." " Good morning." "Oh, Dr. Fulton, Mr. Oxly would like to see you in his office." "Thank you." " Good morning, Dr. Fulton." " Good morning." "Aren't you here early?" "Oh, yes." "Mr. Oxly's been complaining about my punctuation." "So I'm careful to get here before 9:00." "Mr. Oxly's on the telephone." "Won't you sit down?" "I'm glad we have a moment." "I have something I want to show you." "For instance?" " Isn't it wonderful?" " I beg your pardon?" "The new non-rip plastic stockings you invented." "Oh." "The N4-1 Acetate Project." "This is an experimental pair, the first pair out of the factory." " Aren't you proud?" " Turned out rather well." "I'll say." "You can't tear 'em or snag 'em or anything." " I'm familiar with the product." " No matter how hard you try." " You'd be amazed, Doctor." " Oh, no, I wouldn't be amazed." "I've done a lot of experimenting with this kind of thing." "Of course, I'm through with all of that now." "Uh, Mr. Oxly." "Dr. Fulton's here." " Good morning, sir." " Good morning." "You can come in now." " Thank you." " If you're not too busy." "Well, Miss Laurel was just showing me her acetates." " Yes." "Uh, no calls, please." " Yes, sir." " Barnaby, I want to talk to you." " Yes, sir." "I'm very much interested in this new experiment of yours." "As a matter of fact, I'm all steamed up about it." "How's it coming?" "Our problem is to increase the efficiency of the formula." "Could be quite a thing, you know." "I stumbled onto something last night that may be of help." "Well, that's good news." "Oh, I wanted you to see the advertising layout." "I want your opinion." "We jumped the gun on it a little, but I thought we'd better be ready." "Well..." "Well, why B-4?" "B-4, as in, "before and after."" "Emphasizes the youth angle." "Get it?" "Hmph." "What's the vulture doing?" "That's a phoenix, a mythical bird... rising out of the ashes of age." "Makes the youth point again." "Dignified, yet forceful." "Do you mind a comment?" "Not at all." "I'd welcome it." " I think it's appalling." " From what point of view?" "Well, it's lurid and inaccurate." "It implies that we're going to offer the public... some sort of"fountain of youth" drug." "But wouldn't it make people young?" "Mr. Oxly, we're working with a large number of ingredients... each of which, as we know, accomplishes certain beneficial results." "Well?" "It depends on which combination of those ingredients we use... and the proportions in which we use them." "Mathematically, we may never find the right combination... or the exact proportions to produce the effect you're talking about." " It would be a miracle." " But you can do it, my boy." "I told you I didn't want any calls." "Mr. Oxly, Dr. Linten's on the phone." "I told him you were busy, but he says it's very important." " Who is he?" " He's my new assistant." "Oh, yes." "Just a moment, Miss Laurel." "Find someone to type this." " Oh, Mr. Oxly, can't I try again?" " No, it's very important." "Better find someone to type it for you." "Yes, sir." "Anybody can type." " Who did she say was calling?" " Dr. Linten." "Oh, yes." "Yes, Dr. Lintle?" "Yes?" "I know he's not there." "Dr. Fulton is here with me." "Ye..." "What?" "Really?" "What sort of reactions?" "Why, that's amazing!" "We'll be right there." "Come along, Barnaby." "You've done better work than you know." " Come along, Miss Laurel." "It's amazing." " What's amazing?" "Dr. Whatchamacallit says one of your monkeys broke loose." "We've got to hurry." "He's acting very strangely." "Obviously a reaction to your formula." "I knew you could do it, Barnaby." "I knew it." "I knew you could do it, Barnaby." "I knew it." "Be careful, Mr. Oxly." "The monkey's turned wild." " Behave yourself." " What happened, Jerome?" "I haven't the slightest idea, Doctor." "All I know that he's opened the door of his cage... and has been acting strangely." "Let go of him, gentlemen." "Let's see him in action." "No telling what he's liable to do, sir." "Let go of him!" "Look at that old chimp, Miss Laurel." "Eighty-four years old." "Fourteen years older than I am." " And just look at him." " I am looking, Mr. Oxly." "This is incredible." "Now, Rudolph, you come down." "I don't understand this." "Have you been giving him stimulants?" "Only the formula." "Only X-57, Doctor." "The test we made yesterday gave no indication that..." "Act your age!" "What's the matter with you today?" " Rudolph, come down here!" " You're not acting like yourself." "This isn't like you." "Come on." "Come on." "Now, come on, Rudolph." "Behave yourself." "Come down here." " That's better." " What's he doing there?" "That cage contains our new female monkey." "By George." "By George!" "Come here." "Mr. Oxly, haven't you seen enough yet?" "Come here." "Something's wrong." "Let me see if there's something I can do with him." " You're welcome to him." " Now, Rudolph, you calm down." "Come on, Rudolph." "You behave yourself." "That's better." "Be a good boy." "Do as I tell you." "Come on down from there." "Come on." "That's good." "Come along." "Come along." "All right." "Calm down and sit there." "Let me look at you." "Yes." "Well, gentlemen, I think we've seen enough." "I'd like to consult with Dr. Fulton alone." "Barnaby, if your formula will have the same effect on humans... it's the greatest thing in modern science." "Sit down, Rudolph." "We intend to discontinue every other product in our plant." "We'll turn out B-4 and nothing but B-4." "I'd like to offer myself as the first human to try it." "Mr. Oxly, that may be dangerous." "I'm perfectly willing to take that chance." "Oh." "This isn't Rudolph." " What?" " No, no, no." "This chimpanzee is only six months old." "Rudolph is a male." "This is a female." " Barnaby, are you sure?" " Reasonably." " She's wearing Rudolph's jacket." " But this is Esther." "Here, hold on to Esther, will you, please?" "Look, I'll prove it to you." "Now, there's Rudolph with Esther's number on." "I suppose the janitor gave them a bath and switched jackets by mistake." "Yes, well, I suppose that's the way it happened." " I certainly feel let down." " Personally, I'm glad it happened." "You're expecting too much from that formula... that B-4, Mr. Oxly." "Perhaps it's the name that's confusing you." "If you'll just let me work in the laboratory for a couple of hours..." "I'll be better able to prove what the formula will do." "Let me know when you're ready." "And let's have no more of these false alarms." "They certainly take it out of a man." "Come along, Miss Laurel." "What a ridiculous way to start a day." "I hope it doesn't get any worse." "Sodium ascipate." "3,000 milligrams." "Check." "You keep quiet, Esther." " Ooh!" " Don't you like the way I'm doing this?" "Ooh-ooh." " Molybdenum." " Ah." " Sodium molybdate." " Yeah." "Let's see." "Four-tenths each dose." "Three doses would be 1,200 milligrams, right?" "Check." "Papain." "Two thousand milligrams for the whole three doses?" "Check." "Well, that about does it." "Now, Jerome, we will refrigerate these factors and heat these." "These remain as is." "We'll use Dr. Miller's cooler and incubator." "Shall we label this X-57 as usual?" "No, X-58, and not B-4." " Good morning." " Oh, Gus." "Did the monkeys take a bath this morning?" "Why?" "Is there one missing?" " No, no, Gus." " Yes?" "Did you bathe the monkeys this morning?" "Yes, of course." "Sure." " Well, you mixed up their uniforms." " Oh, I did?" "Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Doctor." "I'll fix them up right away." "You can do it when you feed them this afternoon." " But don't let it happen again." " No, sir, I won't." "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." "Oh, quiet down." "You've caused me enough trouble already." "Heh!" "Grown-up men playing with monkeys." "Mice, rabbits, guinea pigs." " Ooh, ooh, ooh." " Now monkeys." "Oh, oh, oh, oh." "Whew!" "What's the matter?" "Oh, my bursitis." "Well, that's one of the things I hope the formula will alleviate." " You intend to take it yourself?" " Certainly I do." " Why not try it on Jerome?" " I wouldn't dare try it on Jerome." "You remember what happened with the hair restorer?" "Yes." "One of our more successful experiments." "Well, we learned how to remove hair, anyway." "Let's talk about something else." "Hey, hey, hey." "How did you get out of there?" "Huh?" "Listen, Esther or Rudolph, whichever one you are." "Come on." "You get right back in your cage." "No, I'm not gonna carry you." "You walk." "Come on." "What did you do, getting out?" "Get back in." "Go on." "How'd you get out, anyway?" "Gus." "I thought you were going to attend to that later." "Oh, I wasn't changing' 'em, Doctor." "Esther got out, and I was putting her back in her cage." "Oh, I guess that was my fault." "I forgot to close the lock." "Kinda messed your stuff up there." " I'll take care of it, Gus." " All right." "Oh, don't bother with anything now, Jerome." "I'm anxious to try this." "Seriously, Doctor, you think you should take it?" "Self-experimentation is against the rules of all good research." "Jerome, the history of discovery... is the history of people who didn't follow rules." "Well, here goes." "To X-58 and a better world." "Mmm!" "Gosh, that's bitter." "I've got to get some water." "Oh, that Gus." "Hmm." "Oh, it even makes the water taste bitter." "Well, better put these away." "Theoretically, Doctor, what might be the first reaction?" " I haven't the vaguest idea." " What about the lag of time?" "Depends upon the period of absorption." "It's quite possible that..." "Hmm, touch of dizziness." "And you have a slight flush." "That's probably due to my natural excitement." "Hmm." "Around 150." "Well, that's odd." "There's nothing in the mixture that could accelerate the heart." "And you feel dizzy, you said?" "As a matter of fact, I believe it's increasing." "Well, I'd better record my reactions." "Pulse: 150." "Is that right?" "One-fifty." "Mounting vertigo." "No nausea." "A sensation not unlike... a series of small electric shocks." " Jerome, Jerome, where are you?" " I'm here." " What is it?" " I can't see." "I'm blind." " Please, go on with the notes." " No, this is too serious." "Do as I tell you." "There isn't time." "I know what I took." "If there's an antidote, we'll have to find it ourselves." "Now, just take the notes." "It is like a cloud, a very peculiar feeling." "General milkiness, but no discomfort." "In fact, it's a sensation of extreme well-being." "It's as if I..." "Doctor, what is it?" "A paralysis?" "Can you speak?" "Try tapping once for yes, two for no." "Can you hear me?" "Doctor, can you hear me?" "Perfectly." "Hand me the telephone book, please." " Whose number do you want?" " Let me have the book." "Inglewood." "Drop Forge and Tool Company." "1065 West Hauser Avenue..." "Inglewood West 60945." "It isn't possible." "It is possible, Jerome." "For the first time in ten years..." "I am able to see without my glasses." " Perfect vision." " I can't believe it." "There." "Now I'm blind again." "Fog, you see?" "Now I can see again." "Doctor, X-58 seems to be a success." "Oh, indeed it does." " I'll try my bursitis." " Ooh!" "Oh, I beg your pardon." "Not a twinge!" "This is amazing." "Dr. Barnaby Fulton, let me shake hands... with the next Nobel Prize winner." "Delighted!" "Pardon me." "My phone's running over." "Hello, Department of Water and Power." "Which one would you care to have cut off?" " Hello?" "Hello?" " Hello!" "Oh, Barnaby, you sound as if the formula was a success." "Did it go well?" "Anybody giving a party we can stay home from again tonight?" "Oh, Barnaby." "No one I know of." "Oh, what a shame." "Then pour yourself into that new dress, and we'll go celebrate." "All right." "I'll be ready." "But don't forget what you have to do." " First, get a haircut." " Haircut, yeah." " And get a new suit." " New suit, yeah." "Oh, and, darling, stop by the automobile agency." "Mr. Peabody just called and says he has a very good buy." "A good buy, eh?" "Well, good-bye to you." "Oh, what a joke." "A real knee-slapper." "You do feel all right?" "I'll get it." "Hello, Griffith Park Zoo." "Snake Department." " Hello, hello." "What is this?" " What do you want?" "This is Mr. Oxly." "I'll see if he's here." " No, I said, this is Oxly." " Who is?" " I am, speaking." " Oh, you're Mr. Speaking." "This is Mr. Oxly speaking." "Oxly Speaking." "Any relation to Oxly?" " Barnaby Fulton, is that you?" " Who's calling?" "I am, Barnaby!" "You're not Barnaby." "I'm Barnaby." "I ought to know who I am." " This is Oxly speaking, Barnaby!" " Well, now, that's ridiculous." "You can't be all three." "Figure out which one you are and call me back." "And I'm coming right down there!" "Coming right down..." "all three of him." "What will you do?" "What will you tell him?" " I won't be here." " Where are you going?" " I've got things to do." " What?" "I've got to get my hair cut and a new suit and car." "But Mr. Oxly will be furious." "What shall I tell him?" "Just tell him the truth..." "you don't know who he is." "I can't say that." " Just keep your Bunsen burning." " But, Doctor..." "Where's Dr. Fulton?" "I want to see him." " He just left." " I didn't pass him in the hall." " He went through the window." " Through the window?" "What's this all about?" "What's happened to the man?" "He took some of the formula and went out of here acting as though..." "No, exactly as though he were 20 years old." "By George." "By George." "Do you know where he went?" " Yes, sir." " Hello." "Get me Miss..." "Hello." "Get me Miss Laurel, quick." " Where did he go?" " To buy a new automobile, sir." " What kind of car does he drive?" " A Ford." "Hello, Miss Laurel." "Now, listen carefully." "I want you to go to every Ford agency in town... and find Dr. Fulton." "But, Mr. Oxly, what shall I do first?" "He'll be at the agencies." "To find him, you'll have to go there." " Oh, I see, Mr. Oxly." " And bring him back here." "Yes, sir." "Right away." "Well, Doctor, I cut it the way you wanted me to." " I hope Mrs. Fulton likes it." " She will." " What do you think?" " It fits rather well." "But are you sure it's what you want, Dr. Fulton?" "Tell me, do they ever wear trousers to match?" "Oh, very seldom." "Usually gray flannels." "I see." "Oh!" "These socks ought to go well with it." "To be honest with you, Dr. Fulton..." "I don't think either you or Mrs. Fulton... are going to be happy with this type of car." "It isn't exactly what you had in mind." "Yeah, well, you're perfectly right." "Let's take off the fenders." "I'm sorry, we can't do that, Doctor." "It's against the state law." "Oh, it's too bad." "You don't happen to have a beaver tail around, do you?" "L..." "Hello, Miss Laurel." "Oh, hello, Dr. Fulton." "Hi!" "Hi." "I'm so glad I found you." "No, I found you." "Pick a finger." "Dr. Fulton!" "Oh, you know that one." "Oh, what a pity." "Mr. Oxly sent me." "He wants to see you right away." "Oh, well, hop in the bus." "I'll get you there in a hurry." " Is this your car?" " Sure." " Gee, it's a honey." " It takes one to know one." "Oh, Mr. Peabody... will you get that suit box out of my old car, please?" "Well, all set?" " Is your motor running?" " Is yours?" "Here you are, Doctor." "Thank you, Mr. Peabody." "Just mail me the bill." " Certainly." " Takes a while to warm up." "It does me too." "Well, watch your head." "I'll watch everything else." "Hoo!" "Oh, Dr. Fulton, this is fun." "What about Mr. Oxly?" "The plant's back that way." "I know." "We're going to circle the field." "So fasten your safety belt and no smoking." " Oh, Doctor!" " Look and see if the flaps are down." "Well, Doc, she'll be good as new by 5:00." "5:00?" "Oh, we can do lots of things by then." " Can't we?" " Sure, Doc." " Come along." " Do you skate much, Doc?" "Not lately." "But don't worry." "I'll show you how." "Look out, Doc!" "Careful!" "Oh, I'm all right." "I'll get the hang of it soon." "I'm gonna be good." "You wait." "Oh, my God!" "Whoa!" "Doc, that's awful high." "Oh, no, not for me." "Well, everybody looking at me?" " How about some music?" " I'd love it." "You sure know how to have a good time." "You know something?" "I used to think you didn't like me." " Just a minute." " Do you like me a little?" " Just a minute." " Well, say so." " I like you." " I'm crazy about you, Doc." "Oh, no, no." "Wait." "Listen to this." " Oh, that's dull..." " Don't you dare turn that off." " That's our favorite song." " Ours?" " Yeah." "Edwina's and mine." " Edwina?" " My wife." " Oh." "# Gentlemen songsters off on a spree #" " # Dewdrop #" " It sounds like a silly song to me." "Why must you say that?" "In my opinion, it's a silly song." "In my opinion, your opinion that it's a silly song is a silly opinion." "Oh!" " Is it getting dark?" " No, not particularly." "What's the matter?" "Must be something wrong with my eyes." "Is there anything I can do, Doctor?" "No, no, no." "It's just, I can't see very well." " Please don't be angry with me." " Oh, I'm not angry." "Because I would..." "Why did you yell?" "Because..." "Nothing." " Don't be mad at me." " Oh, I'm not mad." "Tell me, is the plant along here somewhere?" "Yes." "Would you please tell me where to turn?" "Turn right." "Now." " Turn, Doctor, turn!" " Now?" "Yes, turn!" "Turn!" " Doctor!" " Are you all right, Miss Laurel?" " I told you to turn." " Yes, yes, I know." "I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid I can't see." "Would you be good enough to park the car for me, please?" " Sure, I will." " Thank you." "Hello, Mrs. Fulton." "Good evening, Joe." "Thanks for calling me." " Is the doctor in his office?" " Yes, ma'am." "When I went to tell him you were coming, he'd gone to sleep... so I didn't wake him up." "Does Mr. Oxly know that the doctor's come back?" "Yes, ma'am." "He said he'd be down." "Thank you, Joe." "Mmm?" "Who is it?" "It's me, darling." "Oh, hello, Edwina." "I can't see you." " Where are your glasses?" " Let me think." "I left them in the lab." "Jerome probably put them someplace." "I'll find them for you." "Oh, here they are." " Whew!" " Barnaby." "Are you sure you're all right?" "Here." "Oh." "I'm just a little fuzzy." "What time is it?" "It's almost 8:00." "Oh, no." "It's that late?" "Oh, I've done it again." "We were going out for dinner." "I've already had dinner, but I've brought some for you." "Edwina, I'm terribly sorry." "I wouldn't have..." "I know you wouldn't have, darling." " Where did you get the poodle?" " Poodle?" "Don't tell me I bought a poodle." " The haircut." " Oh, yeah, that, that." "Oh, yeah." "That's quite a jacket you bought too." "Yeah, I know." "Wait till you see the car I got." " No, what kind?" " You'll see it soon enough." "Darling, you were a real idiot to try the formula on yourself." " Something could have happened." " Oh, it did." "I mean, something serious." "Here, have some coffee." "Thank you." "Oh." "Oh, I strained every muscle in my body." "Roller-skating." "Don't tell me you went roller-skating." "I'm afraid I did." "And your face is breaking out with red blotches." "Oh, they're not blotches, dear." "That's lipstick." "Oh." "Yeah." "Edwina, what I have to tell you is unbelievable." "Yes, it is unbelievable on roller-skates." "Hmm, what balance." "Well, I wasn't on roller-skates all afternoon." "Obviously." "No." "You'll never believe what I did." " I broke records." " Huh?" "You'd have been amazed." "I wish you could've been there." "I wish I had been too." "I did things that I never dreamed I'd do." "You know, I tried to swan-dive." "I missed." "Well, no wonder you're worn out." "Barnaby, all of this is very confusing." " What about the formula?" " That's what I was telling you about." " Oh." "Oh!" " I'll start at the beginning." "At 11:52 this morning..." "I took a dose of the formula, and in a few minutes..." "I began to behave exactly like a college boy... with 20/20 vision and no bursitis." "And plenty of lipstick." "Uh..." "Well, the formula had nothing to do with that." "I'll get to that later." "Edwina, we've discovered something... that the human race has been searching for since the beginning of time." "Are you really serious, Barnaby?" "It works?" "Well, it did on me." "Of course, I can't explain the reactions." "It seems to work on the mind." "Edwina, imagine:" "People never aging." "It sounds frightening." "You mean, it really does that?" "Well..." "Of course, I don't know half of what it'll do." "The dose I took has already worn off." "Let's see, that was eight hours." "Oh." "Probably, the dose was wrong." " Well, we'll see." " Hey, where are you going?" "I'm going to try the experiment again... but this time with a larger dose." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Switch on the light, will you, please, dear?" "Barnaby." "Must you make another test?" "Oh, probably several." "I'm glad you're here to see that nothing goes wrong this time." "I want you to observe and make notes of everything I do." "Knowing me so well, you'll be able to interpret... the exact meaning of my behavior pattern." "Don't you think you ought to change that coat... and wipe that stuff off your face before you try it again?" " Oh, yes." "Perhaps you're right." " Whose lipstick is it?" "Uh, what's-her-name's..." "you know, Oxly's secretary." "Oh." "You mean, that little pinup girl?" " Very cute." " Sort of, but half infant." "Not the half that's visible." "Well, she's not my type." "Barnaby, how much of this stuff are you going to take?" "Just what I've poured out there." "I've increased the dose." "See, that way, I'll be..." "Edwina, what are you doing?" "What did you do that for?" "'Cause this is the way it should be." "After all, you're the scientist, and you should do the observing." " But..." " Don't argue." "Go get your notebook." "I've done it." "Oh, it tastes bitter." "Get me some water." "Oh, now, really, Edwina." "For heaven's sake." "Besides, according to your story... you weren't exactly 100% scientist after you took it." "Other things became much more interesting." "Perhaps you're right." "Oh." "Even the water tastes bitter." "It did to me too." "Barnaby, I'm a little bit frightened." " I'm here, dear." " It's kind of silly, isn't it?" "I'll take care of you." "I don't feel anything." " Is it supposed to work right away?" " Just a few moments." "Would you clean off your face?" "Because if I get ten years younger and see that lipstick..." "I'm liable to knock somebody's block off." "Yes, dear." "Barnaby, is it true about B-4?" "I've just heard the most fantastic things about you." "Does it work?" "You'll have a chance to judge for yourself quite soon, Mr. Oxly." "My wife just took 50 CCs of the formula." "Really?" "By George, by George." "Dr. Brunner and Miss Laurel are on their way." "Leave word they are to come here immediately." "Mrs. Fulton, it's very kind of you to lend yourself to this experiment." "Thank you, Mr. Oxly." "Well, we have to watch your reactions, darling." "Yes, I suppose so." "Now I know how a poor little guinea pig must feel." " May I sit down?" " Yes, dear." "Don't just stand there." "Do something." "Yes, dear." "Mmm." "Pulse around 150, just the same as mine was." "There doesn't seem to be any fever." "Outside of being somewhat embarrassed, I feel exceedingly well." "What reaction do you expect, Barnaby?" "I don't quite know." "I suppose it depends upon the individual." "With you, it took the form of thinking as though you were 20." "Oh, it's true." "Keep still, Edwina." "What was Mrs. Fulton like at that age?" "Huh?" "Well, Edwina was a very serious-minded student." "She majored in economics... and took several summer courses in ichthyology and cooking." " Ichthyology?" " Mmm, the study of fish." "Jerome said your first symptom was your eyes." "Your vision became perfect." "True, but you can't count upon that." "See, Edwina's vision is already perfect." "It will probably take an entirely different form." "My dear, do you feel anything strange?" "Not a thing." "How about you, Mr. Oxly?" "Oh, but I haven't taken anything." "Oh, yes, you have, Mr. Oxly." "Hear that, Barnaby?" "A rather odd reaction." "Undoubtedly, we can expect something soon." " We certainly can." " She's sitting very still." "Is it possible there's not enough movement?" "If there isn't, there soon will be." "I can hardly wait for the results." "This is quite a moment." "That's it, Oxly!" "Watch him, Barnaby!" "It's working!" "It's working." "You hear what she said, Barnaby?" "It's taking effect." " Something wrong, Barnaby." " What's the matter, sir?" "I don't know." "Perhaps the excitement's been too much for you." "Perhaps you ought to sit down, Mr. Oxly." "Calm yourself, Mr. Oxly." "Now, take your time, Mr. Oxly." "That's better." "Take your time and sit down." "Oh, my." "# Oh, my Give me a piece of pie #" "# E-I Give me a piece of pie #" " We ought to go now." " # E-I, give me a piece of pie #" " We ought to go." "Yes." " # E-I, give me a piece of pie #" " Barnaby, what are you doing?" " I'll be right back." "# E-I Give me a piece... ##" "Hi, Dr. Fulton." " Hi." " What did you say to her?" "Mrs. Fulton, he said "hi."" "I heard what he said, you peroxide kissing bug." "Edwina, she hasn't done anything." "I'll pull that blonde hair out by its black roots." "Edwina, now come along." "Miss Laurel, keep out of the way." " Put 'em up!" "Put 'em up!" " Edwina, now stop it." " Mr. Oxly, I'll be right back." " Put 'em up!" "Put 'em up!" "Wasn't that fun?" "Did ya see him jump?" "I put a fish in his trousers." " Let's go back and have more fun." " I don't think we'd better." " Why not?" "Where are we going?" " Anywhere." " Let's go dancing." " Edwina..." "All right, we'll go dancing." "Anything you say." "Oh, is this our new car?" " I'm afraid it is." " Hey, that's super-duper." " Oh, you like it?" " Oh, boy, yes!" "Hey, why don't you let me drive." "You get over there, huh?" "I know." "We'll go dancing at the Pickwick Arms." "Pickwick Arms?" "Yeah, that's in La Jolla." "Don't you remember?" "Of course I remember." "Room 304, where we spent our honeymoon." "All that way?" "Yeah, we'll stop by the house and get some things." " Won't it be fun?" " Just to go dancing?" "Edwina, I put the bags in the car." "We can keep your coat on the..." "Barnaby, do you think this is too conservative?" " Well, I..." " What do you think?" " Well, I..." " Say something." " Well, I..." " Glad you like it." "I'm gonna drive." "You're too slow." "How do you work this?" "Oh, yes." "Like that." "Oh, Barney, it's gonna be our honeymoon night all over again." " With no hands!" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Honeymoon with no hands." "Yeah." "Sure." "Aren't you excited?" "Yes, of course, dear, but there's no hurry about it." "Wouldn't you like to slow down so that we can talk?" "Who wants to talk?" "Well, Edwina, I have to test your reactions." "Oh, Barney!" "Oh, it's wonderful to have the wind in your hair... and watch the moon and the stars..." " And the road!" " Oh, the road." "Evening, sir." " Oh, good evening." " Would you like to register?" "Yes, please." "Do you have a small suite overlooking the ocean, please?" " Uh, yes, sir." " Thank you." " Psst!" "Psst!" " I beg your pardon?" " Psst!" " Oh." " Is room 304 vacant?" " Yes." " That's the bridal suite, you know." " Yes, I know." "Psst!" "Oh, yeah." "Could you please leave word that we're not to be disturbed?" "Yes, sir." " 304." " Come along, dear." " Thank you very much." " Yes, indeed." " Thank you very much." " Yes, indeed." "Edwina." "Edwina, dear." "Barney, listen to that." "Let's not waste time." "Let him take the bags on up to the room." "Darling, it's 11:00." "I've had a very rough day." " Oh, Barney, you promised." " Oh, oh, oh, oh." "Just put the keys in the room, bring me the bags, and I'll..." "#We're poor little lambs #" "#Who have lost our way #" "# Baa... #" "Barney." "Barney, don't go to sleep." "This is our song." "Oh." "Yes, dear." "#We're little black sheep #" "#Who have gone astray #" " Barney?" " Hmm?" "Every time I hear it, it makes me feel..." "Darling, I could never be mad or unhappy when I hear it." "I just want to be near you." "Yes, dear." "Barney, waltz, waltz, waltz." "Yes, dear." "Oh, no!" "No!" "Whew!" "Oh, oh, come on, Edwina." "There you go." "Ha-ha!" "Whee!" "Get up, Edwina." "Get up, Edwina." "Now, Edwina..." "Get up, Edwina." "Get up." "Help me up." "Oh!" "Whee, that was fun!" "Barney, try it." " I wouldn't think of it." " Come on, try it." "Oh, there it is." " Listen to me." "Please, dear." " Here we are." "Oh, I know where the key is." "It's here." "You usually keep it here." " Oh." " Right there." "See?" " Okay, here we go." " Really?" "Open the door." "Hooray." "Edwina, aren't you beginning to feel tired at all?" "Not a bit." "Why?" "Do you wanna go someplace?" "Oh, no, no, no." "No, I was thinking, you know." "L" " I should make a few tests, check your blood pressure and heart." "Oh, Barnaby." "Not tonight." "Uh, Edwina, in making such an experiment... it's always good to make as few..." " Barney." " What?" "Are you sure you really love me?" "Well, of course I do, dear." "Whatever made you ask such a question?" "Well, it just occurred to me." "Now, does that answer your question?" "You know, I love you so much it makes me dizzy." " Really?" " Mmm." " When did that start?" " First time I ever met you." "No, no." "I mean the dizziness." "Oh, I don't know." "This is our honeymoon night, and that's all I care to think about." "Yes, dear." "Barney." "Barney?" "What are you going to do?" "Oh, I was just going to put on my pajamas." "Well, uh, uh... don't you think you'd better change in there?" "What for?" "Well, uh, well, that-that's all right." "I'll..." "I'll take my things in the bathroom." "For heaven's sake." "I'll only be a few minutes." "Hmm." "Became suddenly shy." "I'd better put that down." "I'll just..." "Hmm." ""Fifteen minutes to change." "Complete reversal of usual behavior pattern."" "Oh." "Edwina?" "Edwina, are you all right?" "Yes, darling." "I'll be out in a second." "Oh." "Good." "Oh, Barney, I'm so happy." "What's the matter?" "What..." "Well, what's the matter, darling?" "Why are you crying?" "I can't help it." "Well, is it because of something I said or did?" "No." "Well, what is it then?" "I was just thinking." "What about?" "Mother!" "Oh, Mother." "Now I understand." "No, you don't." "Well, what is it then?" "Oh, I can't help of thinking how she must be feeling tonight." "She never liked you." "Well, I must say she doesn't try very hard, either." "I do everything I can to please her." "How can you be so insensitive?" "She had such wonderful dreams for me and my future." "Well, she can still have them, can't she?" "No, she can't." "She can't." "Edwina, we drove all the way down here to enjoy ourselves... and to pursue an important scientific experiment at the same time." "Now let's not spoil it all by having a silly quarrel about nothing." "Don't you call my mother "nothing."" "I didn't call your mother "nothing."" "Don't you raise your voice to me." "I'm not raising my voice!" "Hank Entwhistle wouldn't fly into a rage... just because a girl happened to mention her mother." "Oh, for heaven's sake." "What's Hank Entwhistle got to do with anything?" "I only mentioned Hank Entwhistle... because my mother was always very fond of him." "He knew how to please her." "There's something clinical about the way... you bring up the name of Hank Entwhistle... every time you get annoyed with me." "Do you regret not having married him?" "Look who's talking!" "What about Elvira Bliss?" "Oh, for heaven's sakes." "Elvira Bliss?" "That was in grammar school." "I know." "She was the teacher." "And I suppose that Myra McKillip was in grammar school too... and Miriam Ingals... whom you tried to teach to play golf for three years!" "Oh, yeah, that reminds me." "She's still got my putter." "And you dare speak of Hank Entwhistle... who only kissed me once." "He kissed you?" "Well, that's something you never saw fit to tell me before." "You kissed Hank Entwhistle?" " I never said that!" " Oh, for..." "I said, he kissed me!" "I never kissed him!" " You did say exactly that." " I said nothing of the kind!" "No, no!" "My glasses." " You struck me!" "You struck me!" " Oh, no, I didn't!" "You horrible thing!" "You brute!" " You get out of my room!" " You've really got to cut it out!" "You get out of my room!" "Oh, no." "Edwina, now stop it." "Now, really." "Oh, Edwina, now this is ridiculous." "You know I can't see." "Edwina, please, let me in!" "Do you realize that I'm out here in the hall in a..." "Oh, no, no." "Oh, no." "Edwina, something's caught in the door." "Please, let me in." "Well, it's your own fault!" " Please, let me in!" " No." "Uh..." "Oh, my." "Well, if there's only some way I can make you understand." "Oh, I know." "Edwina?" "Edwina, dear, listen to me." "#We're poor little lambs #" "#Who have lost our way #" "# Baa baa baa ##" "Edwina, are you there?" "Edwina?" "Edwina, please!" "Operator!" "Now, Edwina, I can't stay out here any longer." "Oh, well." "Oh, oh." "Oh, you unlocked the door." "Well, it's about time." " Now, dear, if you'll just cooperate..." " Aah!" "Help!" "Police!" "There's a man!" "Help!" "Police!" "Oh, dear." "I wish I knew where there was a telephone." "Oh, perhaps there's one in here." "Hmm." "You'd think there'd be a telephone somewhere." "No." "Oh." "Whoa!" "Oh, where am I?" "Ooh!" "Yike!" "Oh, let me in, Edwina." "Let me in." "The key's in the car, ma'am." " All right." "Thank you very much." " Thank you." " How's that, mister?" "All right?" " Oh, yes, thank you." "Barnaby!" "Oh, my poor darling!" "Oh, Edwina, is that you?" "Darling, I've looked everywhere for you." " What are you doing here?" " Getting out of the laundry." "These two ladies were kind enough to help me." "Thank you both very much." "I'll be all right now." " We're glad to help." " Anytime at all, mister." "I hope I don't do it again." "Barnaby, do you want to go into the hotel and change?" "Oh, no." "Please, just take me away from here." " Take me home." " Well, the car's right over here." "How did you get in the laundry?" "Well, I don't know." "I think I flew in." "Look out for the step." "But I didn't have my glasses." "Yes, I know." "I stepped on them." " Here, you'd better put this on." " What for?" " Because you might get cold." " Oh." "That's it." "There now." "Now get in." "Oh, it's..." "Huh." "Are you all right?" "Yes, thank you, dear." "Are you?" "Yes." "The effects of the formula have worn off." "Now don't talk." "Just relax, and try to get some sleep on the way home." "Yes, dear." " Darling?" " Hmm?" "We're home." "Wake up." "Oh, good, good, good." " Oh." " I'll help you." "You know what?" "I just had such a peculiar dream about Hank." "Was that true about you kissing him?" " Not that it matters, of course." " Darling, that's so silly." "Oh, I just remembered." "I did something terrible, and I forgot to tell you." "Hey." " Who's that?" " Hold it." " You get it?" " Yep." " Dr. Fulton?" " Yes." "We're from the news." "We'd like a statement." "What about?" "We had a call from your lawyer, Mr. Entwhistle." "I do wish Hank wouldn't give out statements to the press about my work." " Give us the whole story, Doc." " Barney, I think..." "Darling, l-I can't be impolite to the gentlemen." "I have nothing to say until I've finished all of my experiments." " Is there another woman?" " No, there's no other woman." "My wife has been my only victim so far." "I'll have a much better story for you... when I've experimented with ten or twenty others." "I'm not going to try it again with human beings for a while." " I'll stick to chimpanzees." " Is that right?" "Wait a minute, Barney." "You..." "You're talking about two different things." "Well, what happened, Doc?" "Did your wife raid your love nest?" "Don't answer that, Barney." "You don't know what he means." "Don't try to protect him." "This is good for our side." "What are you doing here?" " Look out." "Get inside." " Don't do that, Mrs. Fulton." " This is all the story I've got." " That's all you're going to get." "What is the idea of making statements to the press?" "Don't try to pretend you don't know the reason." "I tried to tell you out on the porch, but you wouldn't..." "You know the reason very well, and don't pretend that you don't." " It happened at the hotel last night." " Keep your distance." "If you lay a hand on her, you'll answer to me." "Hank, will you please shut up and go home?" "Barnaby, I've tried t..." "Mother!" " Well!" " Oh, no." "Edwina, Hank told me." "I expected you'd be bruised and disfigured." " But, Mother, you don't understand." " What is everyone talking about?" "You stay away from her, you wife-beater!" "Mother, it isn't what you think." "Now, it's all my fault." " I won't let you forgive him." " Hank, will you please shut up?" " Edwina, Hank's right." " And you, too, Mother!" " As your lawyer and your friend..." " Hank, you are going." " But it's my duty..." " You are just one too many." " But you told me that..." " I know I did." "What is it you want me to do if you don't want..." "I'll telephone." "Now go on." "Now listen here, you two." "No." "You listen to me." "I'm not going to let you throw away the rest of your life." "Will you please tell me what's been going on?" "If you'll only give me..." "Oh, I just knew something like this would happen." " Edwina, tell me what's..." " Quiet." "Mother, I've been playing guinea pig for Barnaby... trying a new formula." "And, under its influence, I caused all this mess." "Oh." "Oh, you..." "You mean you telephoned Hank?" "Yes, darling, l-I did that last night after you left." "I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help it." "Oh, well, I don't suppose it was your fault, actually." "Oh, don't let him dominate you again." "Do something, do anything, but just don't..." " My-My dear mother-in-law." " Yes?" "Now, I have not lost my temper with you for seven years." "Do not trifle with your luck." "Well, let's be civilized about this." "Well, that's better." "Just mind your business and shut up!" "Now will you drive me to the plant, please, Edwina?" " Right away?" " Yeah, yeah." "As soon as I can put on some clothes..." "I'll try to salvage some of the wreckage I seem to have made of our lives." " Well, I..." " Mother, I think you'd better be quiet." " Hello, Jerome." " Well, good morning, Mrs. Fulton." "Doctor, I looked everywhere for you last night." "Later, please, Jerome." "Right now I'd like to have the laboratory to myself for a while." "Oh, yes." "Very well, Doctor." "Edwina, my spare glasses are in the top drawer of the desk." " Would you get them, please?" " Certainly, dear." "Here?" "Oh, yes, here they are." "Darling, you're acting rather stern." "Are you angry at me because of what I did last night?" "Edwina, now, I thought this over very carefully... and I've almost come to a conclusion." "I'm thinking of destroying the formula." "Destroying it?" "So then you are angry." "Oh, I've been in better moods." "Do you think you'd feel any better if I fixed you some toast and coffee?" "You haven't had any breakfast yet, remember?" "Yeah, thank you." "I'm starved." "Well, the coffee and coffee pot are in there." "You can use this plug thatJerome uses." "All right." "You know, l-I've decided that the formula... is the most dubious discovery since itching powder... and just about as useful." "Oh, I wouldn't say that." "It cured your bursitis and improved your vision." "And I must say, it made you feel young." "Hmm!" "I'm beginning to wonder if being young... is all it's cracked up to be." "The dream of youth." "We remember it as a time of nightingales and valentines... and what are the facts?" "Maladjustment, near idiocy, and a series of low-comedy disasters." "That's what youth is." "I don't see how anyone survives it." " Now, Edwina?" " Hmm?" "Tell me something, because it's been bothering me." " Yes, dear?" " Why did you want to divorce?" "Oh, Barnaby." "It wasn't me." "It was the formula." "You ought to understand that." "Oh, I understand it was the formula that brought it out." "Brought what out?" "Well, some subconscious aversion to me." "Aversion to you?" "Well, I love you, you potato head." "How do I know there isn't some buried resentment... that you don't consciously realize?" "Well, I certainly don't consciously realize... and I think that's pretty rotten of you to say that." "Wait a minute." "What about the way you kept bringing up Hank Entwhistle?" " Oh, bosh." " Do you love him?" "Now that is ridiculous." "I don't know." "You kissed him, didn't you?" "You can't seem to get that out of your mind, can you?" " No, I can't." " Well, all right." "Are you in love with this, um, whozits?" "Of course not." "Well, you went smooching with her on roller skates." "May I ask, what was your hidden aversion or subconscious discontent... or whatever it is you want to call it... that made you go playing patty-cake with her all over town?" "Doing a swan-dive, acting like a..." "Well, go on." "Oh, Barnaby." "Don't say anything, darling, and I won't either." "We shouldn't be fighting... having doubts about our marriage." " That isn't right." " Well, that's just my point." "That's why I'm going to destroy the formula." "Oh, now, really." "Are you crying?" "Hmm." "Are you sure you wanna throw away two years of hard work?" "Yes, I am." "But it's still in my head, unfortunately." "I'm going to forget it." "It's too dangerous." "It's utterly unpredictable." "Oh, no." "Now, please, please." "Don't use this water." "Can't you see the sign?" "Just use the bottled water out of the cooler." "And make plenty of coffee." "I need a lot this morning." "That's that." "Hello?" "This is Mr. Oxly." "Oh, Mr. Oxly, Dr. Fulton's here in the plant." "He just came in with Mrs. Fulton." " Are you sure?" " Yes, sir." "Well, how is Mrs. Fulton?" "Is she behaving normally?" "Well, she didn't try to hit me, but she wasn't very polite." " She said that..." " Never mind." "Now listen carefully, Miss Laurel." "I don't want them to leave." "Have the guards hold 'em if they try to go." " You understand?" " Yes, sir." "And notify the entire board of directors... that I want to see them in the conference room immediately." " I'll be right down." " Yes, sir." "My, this is funny-tasting coffee." "It's bitter." "Yeah, I noticed it." "It's not the coffee." "It's the aftereffects of the formula." "Hmm." "The formula." "What a fool I was to let you take that stuff last night." " Well, you couldn't help it." " Hmm." " Hey, that's your third cup." " I know it." "That's your second cup, isn't it?" " Yes." " Good." "Supposing you'd taken an overdose?" " Perhaps I did." " No, I mean a serious overdose." "You know, it's perfectly logical to assume... that you'd have behaved even younger." "You remember Mr. Oxly jumping around?" "Yeah." "My, I'm going to be embarrassed when I see him again." "Hmm!" "How young do you think it could really make you... if you drank a whole glassful?" "Oh, I don't know." "Twelve, ten, five..." "It might even turn you into an infant." "Hmm-hmm." "I was just imagining you not being able to talk... or feed yourself even." "It could be very embarrassing." "Yeah, couldn't it be?" "Well, you know that's just about what could happen." "Ah!" "Ta-da." "I'll get it." "Hello?" "Hi!" "Hey, did you ever find the fish?" "What'd you do with him?" "Ha!" "Yeah, I'm keen." "He's here." "Just a minute." "It's old Oxly." "What's on your mind?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Barnaby, could you and your wife meet me right away?" "We're just here drinking coffee." " I'll be in the conference room." " We'll be right there." "Put that back, please." "Put that back, please." "Any other orders, sir?" "Going up." " Good morning, gentlemen." " Good morning." "Dr. Fulton will be here shortly, so please be seated." "We must act quickly." "You all know why you're here... to negotiate with Dr. Fulton for his formula." "As far as money goes, I say all out, and hang the expense." "Yes, but as chairman of your board of directors..." "I want to point out that Fulton made his discovery on our time." "I've got bad news for you, G.J. We do not have the formula." " What?" " Last night, Dr. Lentil..." " Dr. Linten." " Dr. Linten, Dr. Fulton's assistant... brought me a dose of the formula, and I took it." "I can't tell you with what eagerness I awaited the results... but there were none." "No reactions at all." "The formula that Dr. Thingamabob brought me is incomplete." "Now, there must be another ingredient... that he knows nothing about." "Dr. Fulton has made no record of it... and there's nothing in his notes to tell us what it is." "And without that ingredient, we are helpless." "Failure to keep complete records is against every rule of this organization." "Fulton knows that." "He's been an employee for ten years." "Failure may not have been intentional." " Fulton was not himself yesterday." " No, definitely not." "Well, let's hope he's himself now." "There's no doubt about it." "We are now dealing with a sane and adult scientist... and I anticipate no difficulties." "Well?" "All right, Oliver, go ahead if you want to." "It's up to you." "I wonder what's keeping them." " Doctor, would you mind taking a look?" " Yes, sir." "Hmm." "Uh..." "Oh, Barnaby, Mrs. Fulton, come on in." "Uh, what's the matter?" "No." "Come on in." "Mrs. Fulton, forget all about last night." " I assure you I have." "Come in." " Yes, yes." "You fellows are always experimenting, aren't you?" "I believe you know everybody here." "Yes." "Come on." "There you go." " Take a seat." " Thank you." "Make yourself comfortable." "Oh, Mrs. Fulton, won't you sit over here?" "Do I have to?" " No." " I wanna sit here." "All right." "Barnaby, I think I speak for everyone here... when I say that I consider you one of the great men of modern science." "Now, I asked you to come here today... to discuss the sale of your formula." "Our organization..." "Our organization is ready to offer you a block of stock... the income from which is sufficient to keep you and Mrs. Fulton... to keep you and Mrs. Fulton in comfort for the rest of your lives." "Now the question is, how much cash do you want?" "Mmm." "Barnaby?" "I said, how much cash do you want?" "How much?" "Oh." " Name any amount." " A zillion dollars." " What?" " How much did he say?" " What?" " How much did he say?" "A zillion dollars." "That's a million trillion." " By George, he's taken it again!" " Obviously." "Look here, Fulton." "Your discovery was our property in the first place." " Now take it easy." " We don't have to give you a cent." "Oh, I wish I had a nickel." "Fulton, I'll blackball you out of the chemical industry!" " You're talking to a child, G.J." " Don't be ridiculous." " He's no child." " Oh, what you said." "Put 'em up!" "Here, give me something." "Knock that off my shoulder." "Barnaby, when we get mad, we don't fight, do we?" " Yes, we do." " They didn't teach you that in school." "Well, who care..." "Hi!" "Hello, Dr. Fulton." " Did you come to play with me?" " No." "I came to tell Mr. Oxly..." "Never mind, Miss Laurel." "I think you'd better go." "No, no, no." "I want her to stay and play with me." "Well, if I let her stay... will you tell me the missing ingredient in your formula?" " Yes, yes!" " All right, go ahead." "'Well, well." "All right, now-now say "terrify."" " Terrify." " Now say "tissue."" " Tissue." " Now say them both fast together." " Terrify tissue." " No!" " How dare you!" " Oh, goody, goody!" " Why, Miss Laurel..." " Really, Mr. Ox..." " But I don't..." " Don't you do that." "Oh!" "You too!" "I did it!" "I pinched her!" "I shot her!" "Oh, now you've spoiled everything!" "Did you see her run?" "She's a scaredy-cat!" "Now, little girl, you stop it!" "Hear me?" "Stop it!" "Now you come over here." "You sit in that chair and behave yourself." " You understand?" "Behave yourself!" " Yes, sir." "Now, Barnaby?" " Barnaby?" "Barnaby, where are you?" " He's under the table." "Barnaby, what are you doing under there?" "Tickling Esther." "Now come on out." "I wanna talk to you." "I don't wanna talk anymore." "G.J., we're dealing with a ten-year-old." "We've got to humor him." "There's no other way." "If you say so, Oliver." "Well, come on down here and help me!" "Don't just stand there!" "Barnaby?" "Barnaby, I want to talk to you." " Want to tickle Esther?" "She likes it." " No, no, no, no, no." "How would you like to have... a nice gold watch and chain all your own?" " Oh." " Would you like that, Barnaby?" " I've got one." " But not like this one." "No, no, I don't want it." "Well, would you like a new bicycle or a pony?" "How would you like that?" "Oh." "What do I have to do for it?" "All you have to do is to tell us what was the ingredient... that you put in the formula." "Oh." "Oh." "Well, you promised me a zillion dollars and a nickel." " We'll give you a zillion dollars." " And a nickel." "And-And a motorboat, and-and-and a new pony." " Yes, how would you like that?" " When?" "Just as soon as you tell us what the ingredient was... you added to the formula." "Oh, that's simple." "I just added..." "Oh!" "Now look what..." "Barnaby!" "Barnaby!" "Aren't you gonna tell us, Barnaby?" " What you wanna write that for?" " Because it's true, true!" " It isn't, and you're gonna erase it!" " I won't!" "Barnaby, you promised to give us the ingredient!" " You can't make me!" " Yes, I will!" " Barnaby!" " Head her off!" " You big bully!" "I'll tell my mother!" " Stop her, somebody!" " Barnaby, you can't catch me!" " Why don't you help me catch her?" " If we catch her, will you tell us?" " Sure!" " Somebody, stop her there!" "Catch her!" " Stop!" "King's X!" " What was it?" " Heat!" "I heated the mixture to 150 degrees Fahrenheit!" "By George, we've got it!" "No fair!" "No fair!" " Now I got you." "Go on, erase it." " No, I won't!" " Yes, you erase it!" " You hurt me!" "Let go!" "You big crybaby!" "You erase it and..." "Aah!" "Esther, what are you doing up there?" " Come down here this instant." " Mr. Oxly, they're getting away!" "Let 'em go, Doctor." "You heard what he said." "We got what we wanted." "That's all that matters." " We've got to be sure." " Don't bother me now." "I'm busy." "Esther, come here now!" "G.J., we're standing on the brink of a new world and the new..." " What is it you want?" " I heated the formula I gave to you..." "Get that monkey down from there!" "What'd you say?" "I heated the formula I gave to you last night." " It didn't do a..." " He's fooled us again!" "Well, don't stand there!" "Go and catch him!" "Run after him!" "Go on!" "Get a policeman!" "Get two policemen!" "When are you gonna stop tagging after me?" "When I want to." " Why don't you go play with girls?" " Why can't I play with you?" "I don't want you to, that's why." "Oh!" " Barnaby Fulton, I don't like you." " Then go away." "I will not." "So there." "Then don't go away." "Hmm!" "I'll tell my mother." "Hmm." "Here's one for your mother." "I'll tell Hank Entwhistle." "Here's two for Hank Entwhistle." "Oh, now look what you've done!" " I'm gonna tell Hank Entwhistle!" " Hey!" "Leave that paintbrush here!" "Crybaby!" "He's gonna be sorry for what he did." "Very, very sorry." "I'm gonna call Hank Entwhistle." "That's what I'll do." "I'll call Hank." "Hmm!" "Hmm!" "Hello?" "I wanna speak to Hank Entwhistle, please." " You mean Mr. Entwhistle?" " That's what I said." " Yes, ma'am." " I'll show him." "I'll..." " Hello?" " Hello, Hank?" " This is Edwina." " Oh, hello, Edwina." "Would you come over to my house right away?" "What's the matter?" "It's Barnaby." "He threw a whole bucket of paint all over me!" "See?" " What did you do?" " I didn't do a thing." " Hmm!" " He must've gone mad." "I don't ever wanna see him again." "Edwina, are you gonna go through with it this time and really leave him?" "Yes, I'm going to go away." "Far, far away." " Hmm!" " I'm gonna go away and..." "Hello?" "Hello, Edwina?" "Edwina, what's the matter?" "Huh?" "Oh." "I don't know." "I just suddenly feel very sleepy." "That's shock, Edwina." "I saw a lot of it in the army." "Now just lie down and keep warm, and it'll go away in a few minutes... and I'll be right over." " Good-bye." " Hmm, hmm, hmm!" "So he's comin' over here, huh?" "Hmm, hmm, hmm!" "What'll I do to him?" "That's what I'll do." "I'll get my gang." "I'll scalp him!" "Scalp him." "Hank Entwhistle." "You wait till you see what I do to him." "Ha!" "I'll scalp him, that's what I'm gonna do." "Scalp him." "Oh, ra!" "Ra, ra!" "Big chief." "Big chief." "I'll fix him." "I'll show him." "Oh!" " Why, Dr. Fulton!" " Shh!" "I'm just getting this to scalp a man." " What are you..." " Shh!" "The things some people think of." " Morning, Mrs. Brannigan." " Morning." " You gonna be here for a while?" " Yeah, I should be another hour or so." "Would you mind watching Johnny?" "I have to go to market, and it's too much trouble to drag him." " Sure, I'll watch him for you." " I won't be long." "All right." "What?" "Come on, Johnny." "Here we go." "Here." "Now, there's a nice big yard for you to play in." "You all right?" "Okay." "What do you want us to do with the bad man, Red Eagle?" "Yeah, Red Eagle." "Tell us." "Well, first we stop his car and then capture him." "Then what do we do with him?" " Let's tie him to a stake." " And then burn him!" " Yeah." " Yeah, and burn him good!" " That won't work." " Who said that?" "I did." "Oh, you." "Why won't it work?" "Somebody will stop us the minute we light a fire." "They always do." " Yeah, that's right." " What do you say, Red Eagle?" "Well, let's tie him to a stake and scalp him." "That's it." " You mean for real?" " Sure." "You can't scalp anybody unless you do a war dance first." "Oh." "Well, just a minute." "I'll-I'll-I'll remember that." "You two braves..." "Can't scalp anybody unless you do a war dance first." " He's right, Red Eagle." " Well, we can scalp him, can't we?" "You have to do a war dance first." "Do you know a war dance, Red Eagle?" "Ah..." "Well, sure." "That's no good." "You gotta sing when you do it." "Oh." "Oh, you gotta sing." "Well, all right, we'll sing." "Oh, you with the drum, give me a beat." "Uh, bum-bum-bum-bum." "Bum-bum..." "You sing." "# Me want a wampum #" " # Me want a wampum #" " You sing too." " # Me want a wampum #" " You go, "Ugh!"" " # Me want a wampum #" " Ugh!" " # Me want a wampum #" " Ugh!" "Ugga, ugga, gloop, gloop!" "Ugga, ugga, gloop, gloop!" " Ugga, ugga, gloop, gloop!" "Ugh!" " # Me want a wampum #" "You go, "Ahi, ho, ho, ho."" " #Ahi, ho, ho, ho # - #Ahi, ho, ho, ho #" "Ugh!" "# Me want a wampum #" " # Scalp a paleface # - # Scalp a paleface #" " # Me want a wampum #" " Ugh!" "Now you go, "Aho, ho, ho!"" "#Aho, ho, ho #" " #Aho, ho, ho # - #Aho, ho, ho #" "# Di-di-di-di-di #" "Barnaby!" "Darling, speak to me!" "Say something!" "Oh, my darl..." "Operator!" "Operator, get a taxi, will you?" "Uh, this is 1605 Gilcrest." "Send a taxi right away." "Emergency." "Thank you." "Darling!" "Oh, darling!" "Barnaby, are you trying to say something?" "Well, speak to me." "Barnaby, I'm your wife." "Say something!" "Oh, my poor husband." "What have you done to yourself?" " Driver, hurry." "Please hurry." " Yes, ma'am." "Right this way, mister." "Hello, kids." "Hi." "Well, why did Mrs. Fulton say to meet her here?" "She didn't say." "Was Mr. Fulton there?" "I mean, at the house?" " He could've been." " Oh, that's the reason." "I see it now." "Mister, will you play with us?" "We need a nice tall man to play maypole." "Well, I'm sorry, but I haven't time now." "Don't you like children?" "Of course I like children." "Why are you mean to 'em then?" " I'm not mean to them." " Don't you wanna make us happy?" " Of course I do." " Then play maypole." "All right, I'll play maypole with you... if you'll go tell Mrs. Fulton I'm here." " Okay." " You're nice to play maypole with us." "Now you step right back here against this tree... and hold this up real high." " All right." " That's fine." "Come on!" "I thought you were gonna tell Mrs. Fulton." "Can't I watch for a minute?" "No." "You promised you'd do it if I play maypole." "What was it I promised to tell her?" "You tell her that I'm here." "Now why don't you..." "You're getting this too tight!" "I can't move!" "You can come out now, Red Eagle!" "Fulton, have you gone stark raving out of your mind?" "Oh, Mrs. Fulton, I have a message for you..." " I'm sorry, but I don't have time." " Mr. Oxly wants to see you." "Yes, and I wanna see him too." "Oh, Miss Laurel." "Oh, for goodness sake." "Mr. Oxly?" "Mr. Oxly?" "You've got to do something about Barnaby and right away." "There, there, little girl." "Now don't get excited." "Would you like some lemonade or a piece of candy?" "Oh, stop it, Mr. Oxly." "Stop it." "The formula has worn off." "I'm not a little girl any longer." " It's Barnaby I'm talking about." " What is he up to now?" " It's Barnaby I'm talking about." " What is he up to now?" "You've got to save him." "You've got to bring him back." "I'm trying to." "I've got everyone, including half the police force, trying to find him." " Do you know where he is?" " He's right here in my arms." "Now, Mrs. Fulton, don't cry." "Remember, you are the wife of a great scientist." "Oh, poor Barnaby." "He was so brilliant." " Now look at him." " It's a pretty baby." "Is it yours?" " Of course he is." " I didn't know you had a child." " Mr. Oxly, this is Barnaby." " What?" "That's what I've been trying to tell you." "This is my husband!" "You mean the formula has gone too far, and this is the result?" " Yes." " I can't believe it." "Well, it's true, and you've got to do something about it!" "By George!" "By George!" " Oxly speaking." " Yes, Oliver?" "Prepare yourself for a shock, G.J." "Dr. Fulton's formula has backfired and turned him into a baby." " A complete idiot, huh?" " No, not an idiot." "A baby." " An infant two feet tall." " Don't talk rubbish, Oliver." "I'm not talking rubbish." "I can see, can't I?" "I wonder." "We've got to find an antidote... and we can't do that until we know what was in the formula." "Just get the truth out of Fulton any way you can." "Well, come on in here and help me." "All right, now we've got to find out..." "Shh." "Mr. Oxly, he's trying to say something." "What are you trying to say, darling?" "Well, go ahead, tell me." "Please try." "Let me talk to him." "Barnaby, I'm going to speak to you very slowly... so as not to confuse you." "But we're going to do everything we can to help you... but you've got to help too." " You understand?" " Barnaby, please listen." "Try hard." "This might help." "Listen." "He remembers." "He wouldn't take it before, and now he will." "Barnaby, we can't find the antidote... until we know the real formula." " Well, don't frighten him." " I didn't say anything to frighten him." "He's being evasive again." "Barnaby, you lied to us about the missing ingredient." "Now, what is it?" "Oh, Mr. Oxly, he can't talk!" "What are we going to do?" "We can't wait until he grows up." "I'll be dead." "Yes, and when he's 20, think how old I'll be." "Well, Oliver, is that the brat you were talking about?" "Yes, G.J. This is Dr. Fulton." "Don't you call my husband names!" "Madam, what are you trying to put over on the Oxly Chemical Works?" "Stop talking like a fool." "I came here for help, and you are responsible." "Jerome, you were my husband's colleague." "Can't you find an antidote?" "I warned him." "I warned him." "This proves there are no boundaries to science." "You're all talking nonsense." "That's no more Fulton than I am." "I ought to know my own husband." "Now look what you've done." "You've made him cry." "That's all right, darling." "Don't cry." " He's probably tired and sleepy." " Yes." "Sleepy?" "Well, that'd be a sign that the formula's wearing off." "That's the way it worked with me." " Sleep might bring him to normalcy?" " It did before." " Oh, bosh." " Mrs. Fulton, where are you taking him?" "To his laboratory... so that he can take a nap on his couch where he'll feel at home." "Hey, look!" "Oh, jiggers!" "It's the cops!" "Head for the hills!" "Head for the hills!" " Mr. Oxly, this is all I could..." " Shh!" " This is all I could find." " Give it to Mrs. Fulton." "Mrs. Fulton, will this do?" "Yes, thank you." "Oh, isn't he cute?" "Miss Laurel." "Keep your hands off of him, please." " I wasn't going to..." " He's defenseless." "I can't have you touch him." "He's got to get some sleep." "Yes, ma'am." "He doesn't seem sleepy now." "Perhaps we should take a blood chemistry." "Shh!" "Please." "Will you please be quiet and give him a chance?" "Yesterday when he took the formula... he had to sleep before he became normal again." "And he's got to sleep, Mr. Oxly." "Sometimes I try counting sheep." "Well, I hardly think he..." "Oh." "I know what might do it." "Now." "Now, listen, Barnaby." "#We're poor little lambs #" "#Who have lost our way #" " # Baa baa baa #" " Silly song." "#We're little black sheep #" "#Who have gone astray #" "# Baa baa baa ##" "By George, this waiting certainly takes it out of a man." "I need something." "Haven't got a drink around here, have you, Doctor?" " But, Mr. Oxly, I don't drink." " I didn't ask you that." "I asked you if you had anything to drink around here." "Well, for medicinal purposes..." " No excuses." "Just get it." " Good idea." " Here's some glasses." " I'll get some water." "Yes, I'd like a little water with mine." " Will you have a drink, Mrs. Fulton?" " No, thank you." " A drink comes in handy sometimes." " You bet." " Water, G.J.?" " Please." "Thanks." " Well, here's how." " Here we go." " Tastes kind of bitter, doesn't it?" " Yeah, it's strange." "Get rid of that before anyone else drinks it." " Yes, sir." " I'll give you a hand." "There's no excuse for having water like that around here." "Doctor, see that that cooler's cleaned out before it's used again." "Yes, Mr. Oxly." "Well, who are you?" "I don't care who you are." "Just-Just move over." "There's a good fellow." "Oh, I'm so sleepy." "No, no, please." "No familiarity." "Just-Just go to sleep." "Oh, Barnaby, darling." "Huh?" "Oh, Edwina?" "I thought I'd lost you, and now there are two of you." "What do you mean, there are two of me?" "L- l-I can't see." "My glasses, you know." "Oh, your glasses." "Wait a minute." "Here they are, dear." " Oh, dear me." " Oh, darling, are you all right?" " Yes, thank you." "I'm all right." " Here." "Who is this?" "I don't know." "I thought it was you." "Well, what do you mean you thought it was me?" " I don't understand." " Don't you remember?" "I carried you in here when you were a baby." " Oh, that's impossible." " Well, don't you remember anything?" "Well, sure." "The last thing I..." " I was scalping Hank Entwhistle." " Oh, Barnaby." "What's that?" " I don't know." " Hey, you'd better take this." "Yes." "Come on, sweetheart." "We oughta find out who that is." "Yes, indeed, we must." "Dr. Fulton, I'm so glad." " What's going on?" " They've taken it." "It was in the water." " What do you mean?" " The monkey mixed it." "I'll get you!" "I can make a monkey out of Rudolph!" "I'll get you!" "Oh, what a job you've done!" "No fair using hot water!" "Hello, Barnaby!" "How are you, old boy?" "I knew you'd pull out of it." "Here's a contract for you, signed, sealed and delivered!" "You're a genius, old boy!" " Hey!" " I'll get even!" "You've got a fire hose there!" "What's the idea?" "Get off of me!" "You're drowning me!" "Oh, Miss Laurel!" "Come on in and join the party!" " Come on in!" " Aah!" "There he is!" "There's the man who did it to me!" "Mr. Oxly, please!" "Aah!" "Mr. Oxly, don't squirt me!" "Barnaby, can you hear me?" " Yes, dear." " I've been thinking." "Uh-huh." "I'm just beginning to." "I was wondering, if I had my choice... of living these last three days over again... what I'd say." "Oh, let's hear it." "That interests me." "Well, we've got a new contract... we've had a lot of excitement... and we're going out on the town tonight, just the two of us." "That's funny." "I can't hear you." "I didn't say anything anyway." "I was just thinking." " I was thinking about you." " Care to elaborate on that?" "About your not being disappointed... when you found out that it was Esther who'd invented the formula." " Mm-hmm." " Your suspenders would look better up." "Imagine, the secret of youth, locked up in the head of a monkey." "Do you think they'll ever find out how to make it?" "I don't know." "They've got Esther working awfully hard." "Darling, why weren't you disappointed?" "Well, I've got a new formula." "Barnaby, if you start that all over again, so help me, I'll..." "Oh, I like that dress, yes." " Oh, you do?" " Uh-huh." "All right, what's the new formula?" "Well, it doesn't come in packages or bottles." "You're old only when you forget you're young." " Come on, say some more." " Hmm?" "It's a word you keep in your heart... a light you have in your eyes... someone you hold in your arms." "My, I'm glad I'm going out with you tonight." "Come here." " Do you like my formula?" " Mm-hmm." "Makes you think, doesn't it?" "I can use a lot of that." "What time did you order the table?" "Hmm?"
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"There was a Venice... and that was a century of Time, the 17th." "My century, my time." "Mosca." "Go, straight give out about the streets you two, that I am dead." "Do it with constancy." "Sadly, do you hear?" "What do you mean, sir?" "Mosca, I shall have instantly my vulture, raven, crow... come flying hither on the news... to peck for carrion, and all greedy and full of expectation." "And then, to have it ravished from their mouths!" "'Tis true." "I will have thee... take upon thee as though thou were mine heir." "Show them a will." "Open the chests... and reach forth one of those that has the blanks." "I'll straight put in thy name." "It will be rare, sir." "And when they gape and find themselves deluded... and thou use them, scurvily." "But what sir, if they ask after the body?" "Say..." "it was corrupted." "I'll say it stunk, sir." "And was fain to have it coffined up instantly and sent away." "Anything, what thou wilt." "There's my will." "That will be enough, thank you." "We've barely started the last act." "I've no objection to you finishing by yourselves, if it gives you pleasure." "But you paid for the whole performance, why not see it through?" "I know it well." "Good night and... bravo." "Signor McFly?" "Sì." "McFly?" "An unlikely name, what does he want?" "You must know your butler speaks no English." "You sent for me, Mr. Fox, in answer to my letter of application." "Ah, yes, that McFly." "Your letter began by admitting you know no shorthand and type badly." "What made you think I didn't want a proper secretary?" "A starting salary of $200 a week." "I'd bet you threw every legitimate application in the wastebasket." "You'd win." "Sit down, won't you?" "I'm not sure yet I can earn that 200." "You described yourself as an actor." "I'd bet acting wasn't your last source of income." "You'd win." "Do sit down, I don't enjoy looking up at people." "How did you happen to be in Rome?" "For the actor, Rome is the elephant's graveyard... when you can't make it in New York, Hollywood or London." "You don't strike me as deeply committed to an artistic need." "If I were youngish, good-looking and broke..." "Mr. Fox, everything you wanted to know is in that letter." "We've established that you're a fabulously wealthy..." "Nut, possibly." "And I'm an actor who, between engagements, does odd jobs." "How odd is this job you've got?" "And what is it?" "Fabulously wealthy, you say." "In your wildest fantasies of money, how much do you dream of?" "I write my little scripts, like everybody, till life louses them up." "How much?" "Enough." "There's never enough." "That's a conclusion a man likes to reach for himself." "Take my word for it." "And refrain from reminding me that money can't buy a sunrise... or a baby's smile." "Come and have a drink." "Still, they do say some things are not for sale." "The souls of men and other intangibles I can't think of." "Still saying that, are they?" "Three parts of whisky to one water." ""Fox's comfort", it's a new one on me." "Is that a coincidence?" "Hardly, that's my face on the label." "A little distillery I own in Tennessee." "Your position here, to describe it in terms of your qualifications... will be that of, roughly speaking, my stage manager." "Stage manager?" "Is there a script?" "I have one in mind." "And a theatre?" "Right here." "Every actor's dream, to play the Palazzo." "You'll have to explain that to me." "Mr. Fox, if what you had in mind was amateur theatricals..." "I'm sure I never said anything about amateur theatricals." "Then what do I stage manage?" "A rather intricate joke I want to play on a few old friends." "What kind of a joke?" "It's more of a charade, actually, an improvisation... in which you may be called upon to face many unexpected situations." "Your letter referred to a period of employment in Las Vegas, Nevada." ""Between pictures", I dealt blackjack." "A pastime for money grubbers." "You play poker, or course?" "Of course." "Good." "Wouldn't you say that "making it" in both Las Vegas and Hollywood... had much in common as gambling ventures?" "There's a difference in the odds." "Those against hitting a jackpot... and those against a fantasy coming true in Hollywood." "Isn't it the same in the size of the jackpot?" "Some of the luckier players receive several hundred thousand per film." "Some are worth it." "And a few, in time, acquire fortunes of several millions." "Fewer than you think." "Merle McGill, for example." "McGill, definitely." "She's an old friend of mine." "Merle McGill?" "When we met, Myrtle McGillicuddy, not more than 15 or 16... but already acclaimed as that year's Miss Greenpoint, Brooklyn." "One night in New York, we were introduced in a pub called El Monaco." "El Morocco." "Very likely." "I changed her name, straightened her teeth and hair... had her adenoids removed and arranged for her first Hollywood contract." "Just by picking up a telephone." "I always wanted to meet one of you." "Somehow I acquired a sizeable amount of stock in a major film company." "Sure you wouldn't prefer a cigar?" "No." "No, thanks." "She owes you a tremendous debt." "True." "You referred to certain intangibles that were not for sale." "Would you consider an actor's gratitude an intangible?" "An actor's gratitude is, at best, a mirage." "You think it unlikely that a fabulous and wealthy film star... could be persuaded by merely the prospect of more money... to demonstrate her gratitude to me?" "I know actors, Mr. Fox." "Not a chance." "She's got enough." "I know money, McFly." "There's never enough." ""A memory, dear Merle, that fills my mind increasingly... is that of the generous gratitude with which you rewarded the little..." "I was privileged to do for you."" ""Strangely enough, dear Dominique... during these last, necessarily contemplative hours..." "I've conjured up very little for which I feel even regret... much less shame, except once, except for you." "My wealth, as an object of contemplation... is now no more pleasurable than my navel." "I can no longer indulge myself in spending." "I am faced with deciding to whom I must grudgingly bequeath it."" "We're short of props." "We still haven't created that atmosphere of death and dying." "Doesn't this fill you with a sense of doom?" "No." "It might, however, have that effect on a plumber." "It's time for your daily poker lesson." "Come and sit down." "By some weird coincidence all four aces have gravy spots on them." "All four aces?" "Almost invisible, unless you were looking for them." "Which I was." "Very sporting of you to point it out." "Let's rehearse this once more and run the story again." "Were you always this nervous before a performance?" "A good actor prepares." "Unbutton, please." "It's unlikely a dying man would be under the care of his secretary." "You can always say the doctors taught me what to do." "You suffered this massive heart attack, when?" "Three weeks ago yesterday." "Why didn't you send for the best doctors in Venice?" "Need for secrecy." "News of my condition could cause economic chaos." "No way of keeping it quiet here and so forth." "So we sent for..." "Two great specialists from Vienna." "Strauss." "Both." "One Johan, the other, Richard." "Not related." "I like that." "Prognosis?" "After examination, hopeless." "My noble heart damaged beyond repair." "Treatment?" "To wait, as comfortably as possible, for the end." "And to hope for a miracle." "Nothing." "You may not have a heart." "You won't find it in my armpit." "Put that away and sit down." "We're wasting time." "My deal." "My deal." "You've been shuffling those cards all day." "It's your privilege to cut." "I won't touch that deck." "It could cut me." "I will have no more of your guttersnipe insinuations." "It was not I who built slow-witted farmers in Las Vegas." "New deck?" "New deck." "Deck." "Well." "Miss Gratitude and Princess Forgiveness have accepted... and will be here on the day." "I understand Merle McGill." "She must figure it's more money... than even she could get for one performance." "But not the princess." "You sure reach high for your grapes." "The sweetest, they say, hang beyond ordinary reach." "Appeal number 3, to Madam Loyalty, went out this morning." "Will you have time?" "She hasn't far to come." "Mrs. Sheridan is in Germany, at Baden-Baden." "What's she doing at Baden-Baden?" "Taking the baths, I presume." "Or giving them." "I never can tell with Lone-Star." "Lone-Star?" "Cut." "Mrs. Sheridan's maiden name, if indeed she ever was... was Lone-Star Crockett... native daughter of your great South-West." "Deal." "Not until you ante..." "Why were you in my great South-West?" "Change a note." "I had interests that kept me there some time." "Acquiring large amounts of a metal deposit which was little known..." "You've given me one too few." "Glad you caught it." "Uranium?" "Your queen bets." "Exactly." "Queen bets two." "Once." "How did you find Lone-Star?" "A uranium by-product?" "She found me, actually." "Too soon, Majesty." "By stowing away on my private railroad car." "Two more." "Yours." "Three queens." "Legitimately." "And on my deal, too." "Tell me about Miss Crockett." "What made her think she could get to you?" "Her ambition, her guts... and, above all, her greed." "True pioneer spirit." "Lone-Star was insatiable." "A beautiful bottomless pit." "Never enough of anything, money, possessions, food, sex..." "I thought I had an exorbitant appetite for that pastime... but Lone-Star..." "Imagine, if you can... a 17 year old combined Venus and giant squid." "I'm trying very hard." "Four fantastic years it lasted, it wore me out." "One day, I realised I had to choose." "Lone-Star and an early end, or freedom and a long life." "I ran away, leaving a short note and a fortune in securities." "That was some twenty years ago." "Why such generosity?" "Lone-Star was very young." "We'd crossed a few state lines together." "For a man in my position, certain legal unpleasantries." "That needn't have bothered you, once out of the U.S." "I'd become an American." "Still am, but legally resident in Switzerland." "Cut." "Could you fill me in on that?" "Think boy." "There was a war on." "What was I to do?" "As an American, my uranium and I found peace in Switzerland... throughout the hostilities." "And ever since." "Your ten bets." "It's going to be a pleasure working for you, Mr. Fox." "Not only the fun of trying to convince three wealthy women... that each will inherit your wealth, but because you're so attractive." "Ten bets two." "My deuce calls." "You spend more time in the john..." "What do you do in there?" "I've been gone only a few minutes Mrs. Sheridan." "I told you always to get a room in the middle of the car." "We're right over the wheels and they're square." "We were lucky to get this one at such short notice." "Lord almighty." "When I think back to that Santa Fe road-bed..." "Sarah, I don't suppose you ever rode the Santa Fe." "I've never been to America." "Your own private car." "That's something you never forget." "I'm sure I wouldn't." "Where's my bottle of pills in case I wake up?" "As always, right beside you." "The water, the glass and the pills." "And don't forget, exactly at three." "As always, exactly at 3 a.m." "Maybe on the train, the way you sleep anyhow..." "My alarm is set, it's right beside my pillow." "I must have my second pill, I can't get through the night without it." "You'll have it, you always do." "That's what I'm here for." "Oh my..." "That old Santa Fe... and now, he's dying..." "We watched the desert that day, by night..." "Something's always dying on the desert." "Now, he wants me." "Now... he's dying." "7000 lira, per favore." "Mrs. Sheridan." "7000 lira." "Eleven dollars and twenty cents." "Four dollars, amigo." "And a four bit tip, because I'm a money-mad American." "Where's our luggage?" "Where did that thief go with our bags?" "Young man, we came through that door with seven pieces of baggage." "All of which are safely in your room." "Mrs. Sheridan, I believe." "Who are you?" "William McFly, Mr. Fox's administrative assistant." "Take me to him." "I'm afraid he's unavailable at the moment." "He's resting." "Either you take me to Cecil Fox or I'll find him myself." "Mr. Fox is a dying man... do you want him to wake from a health-giving sleep?" "You yourself are far from well." "Travelling under the care of a registered nurse." "More of a companion, really." "She has a name?" "Sarah Watkins." "How do you do?" "At last." "May I show you to your rooms?" "Excuse me." "Mr. Fox will be happy you're here." "As when the other two ladies arrived." "Other two?" "What other two ladies?" "They arrived together, did they?" "No, today..." "Excuse me." "Today, but on separate planes and at separate times." "Actually, Her Highness and Miss McGill have never met." "Now, Mrs. Sheridan, this is your room." "And the room adjoining can be for Miss Watkins." "Mine is down the corridor." "If there's anything you need, let me know." "McFly, I can tell you right now, whatever I might need... you haven't got." "Mr. McFly." "Your Highness?" "You gave me every assurance I would see Mr. Fox today, before dinner." "And so you shall, Your Highness." "Thank you." "Hey, Mac." "I couldn't help hearing what was going on out here." "Somebody must've left your door open." "So I heard you tell the queen that she could see Mr. Fox before dinner." "Right after his nap." "You told me I couldn't see him until after dinner." "After his after-dinner nap." "Not that I'm complaining about billing or anything... but, why does he want to see her first?" "Mr. Fox has nothing to do with it." "I decide who he sees and when." "Since Her Majesty arrived first, I booked you in order of appearance." "You talk like you've been in show-business." "A little, around the edges." "What I mean is I might need your help here." "Anything you could do for me I'd certainly appreciate." "I'll be sure to keep it in mind, Miss McGill." "Make it Merle." "Or even Myrtle." "And that Verna, Vana, Twirl, Shirl..." "They all sound like detergents." "Merle McGill?" "She didn't come all this way just to give Cecil Fox her autograph." "Isn't it possible that she and the princess...?" "Excuse me, but... now that he's dying, well... perhaps there were other women." "Other women?" "You want me to tell you what other women were to Cecil Fox?" "Women sized sleeping pills, to put him to sleep." "Take one before retiring." "It's the dampness." "All that water in these damn creeks..." "I won't be a minute." "Sarah!" "103.6." "We'll make the props believable, even if nothing else is." "Still suffering from stage fright, McBarrymore?" "Slip ups like this." "You're not ready." "I might be getting the whisky intravenously..." "You're a sloppy performer, Mr. Fox." "Having met your lady playmates in this charade... let me tell you one thing they have in common." "They're sharp." "Especially that Mrs. Sheridan." "As a proverbial tack." "Always was." "Who's that bouncy little Florence Nightingale she brought along?" "I caught a glimpse in the garden as they arrived." "A registered nurse." "She must be kept out of here." "I'm sure she's set her nurse's cap at you." "And you still haven't taken a night off." "I wouldn't describe her as bouncy." "What other characteristic would you say the three ladies share?" "What do you suggest I look for?" "One, greed." "It's never enough, remember?" "Not ready, am I?" ", A sloppy performer?" "My dear McFly, they want to believe I'm dying." "I could run a four-minute mile and they'd still believe I was dying." "Curtain going up." "Shouldn't you be knocking on dressing room doors?" "My first audience is to Her Highness, is it not?" "In just about an hour." "Followed after dinner by the re-coronation of Miss Green Point"." "And then, the show-down with the lady sheriff of Loyalty Gulch." "Lone-Star." "I'd forgotten." "If there ever was a gunfighter with an itchy finger... fastest draw on the Grand Canal." "McFly." "Yeah?" "You must think of some way of putting her off for tonight." "It's all I can do to get her unpacked first, but I'll try." "By the way, since it's unlikely you'll need me... may I take the night off?" "Of course, dear boy." "Bouncy Miss Nightingale, I take it, is to be the lucky girl." "Could be." "In that event, Lone-Star might choose to go snooping round the palazzo... so I want you to lock me in." "The door to the landing, the lift, and take the keys." "What are you trying to prove?" "Why must everything prove something?" "There must be more to it than just fun and games." "You must admit it's quite a game." "And the fun's only just starting." "Strange, almost displaced kind of fun... out of another time, another world." "There's been no other time, no other world." "We've simply forgotten the pleasure of living in them." "In the 17th century, let's say Elizabethan London... when torturing lunatics and animals, bear baiting, was great fun." "For the witless and the undemanding, not unlike today's television." "The Elizabethan elite, for their more exclusive entertainment... baited each other, people baiting." "Come and sit down, we'll cut for deal." "Princess baiting starts soon and we haven't set the stage." "We've got an hour." "I will not have time lying about empty." "Granted three greedy women think you are dying, they swallowed your bait." "At what point do you yell April Fool?" "At the moment I've no finish in mind." "Have you?" "It's your script, Mr. Fox." "I have brought you a gift." "An hour-glass, with the sands running out." "Most appropriate." "My husband wanted you to have it." "One of his family treasures." "The sand, you see, is not sand, but the dust of pure gold." "He thought it would amuse you." "So, to ease my dying you bring me more gold." "I'm saddened by your appraisal of me... but I do appreciate your great sacrifice." "Sacrifice?" "Not at all." "Just a token, really." "You see, I know." "I have ways of knowing these things." "You and Karl are penniless." "And, surely, you and Karl must know that... everything I have must go to somebody." "Is that why, as you wrote, my forgiveness is so important to you?" "Because, of all women, my experience with you... is the one that I regret the most." "Perhaps the only one I regret at all." "I have forgiven you." "At the time, it was impossible for me to concede, with my many millions... that there was anything or anyone I could not have." "I promise you, you are forgiven." "And because now, with even more millions..." "I know damn well there isn't anything or anyone." "Isn't that so, Your Highness?" "Don't let your breeding betray you this time, Dominique." "You might never forgive yourself." "Karl's fabulous hourglass." "I was so afraid he might sell it secretly in South America... as he did the rest of his treasures, one by one, every few months." "This is the last, isn't it?" "What guarantee will you give me that I will be the one?" "None." "No, leave the light as it is." "Come here and sit down." "It isn't easy for a man when a woman needs him more than he needs her." "Forgive me." "I listened before I knocked." "I heard nothing, I assumed you were alone, Mr. Fox." "An unwarranted assumption." "I do hope you'll forgive me." "You are forgiven, Mr. McFly." "We'll pick up tomorrow where we left off today, shall we?" "I'll look forward to it." "I'm not surprised you failed as an actor." "Your timing has all the sensitivity of a stampeding buffalo." "You're the only one with a script." "If I have to improvise, occasionally I'm bound to louse up the plot." "I have two reports." "First, success with Mrs. Sheridan." "She's willing to wait until tomorrow morning to see you." "But as a huckster, you are touched with genius." "I told her you had some kind of muscle spasm, nothing fatal." "You've been having them off and on." "Very plausible." "And your second report?" "Another wee giftie." "Meet an old friend." "Lone-Star and I bought this clock for a great deal of money in Texas." "The day Lone-Star number one blew oil half way to down town Galveston." "Bringing expensive gifts to a dying man... is that some new fashion among the elite?" "Not at all new." "Only in our time are the dying expected to pass on ecstatically... after one last sniff at no more than a bunch of flowers." "1 p.m. New York, Tokyo, 3am..." "London, Paris..." "Bangkok... 7 p.m. in Rome." "No, Venice, I guess." "Fabulous hourglass, fabulous clock." "By some strange coincidence, both ladies have time on their minds." "So have you and I. So has everyone." "It's the one obsession common to all mankind." "In the beginning, there was time... and after mankind is over, whether we blow ourselves up or just end... there will still be time." "Have respect for it, McFly." "What will you drink, ladies?" "Root beer." "I'm afraid we haven't..." "Of course not." "Billions of dollars exporting the American way of life... and most of the world still never heard of root beer." "Whisky and water, please." "I wouldn't have thought so." "I'm sure you meant that as a compliment, thank you." ""Fox's comfort"?" "That's real whisky, I'll say that... but no ice, they make it out of canal water." "It's your drink, Miss Watkins." "No ice, thank you." "Are you sure Cecil sent for these two crows?" "They haven't come on their own?" "Both were invited, just as you were." "I posted the letters myself." "You don't really believe the ice is made out of canal water?" "Thank you." "What did he say in their letters?" "I'm not at liberty to tell you." "Sit down, Sarah." "Your Highness, Miss McGill, you've met, I see." "At the elevator." "We ran into each other." "May I present Mrs. Sheridan, Miss Watkins." "Princess Dominique and Miss Merle McGill." "How do you do." "How do you do." "What may I offer you to drink?" "Is it alright if I just do it myself?" "Of course." "Carpano, please." "Just as you ladies joined us, Mrs. Sheridan was suggesting..." "I disclose to her what Mr. Fox wrote in his letters to you." "Naturally, I rejected her suggestion." "However, if either, or both of you, wish to disclose the contents... of your private correspondence..." "Thank you." "It can wait till tomorrow morning." "I'd rather hear it from Ceece anyway." "When's supper, McFly?" "The mildew through these walls, the damp through the window..." "Sarah, put a match to that fire." "I am neither mildewed nor damp." "I don't want a fire." "I'm real cosy." "Sorry." "The democratic process, it seems." "Go get me a wrap, Sarah." "Never mind." "Forget the wrap." "I think I'll just turn on a little heat of my own." "I gave Cecil Fox his first drink of that." "When it was called "Crockett's comfort"." "My daddy made it in the cellar." "Now, you two." "First thing in the morning, out." "If you're still here at ten o'clock, your bags get dropped in the canal." "When it comes to the canal, care to join me at an open window?" "How about this one right now?" "Please." "I'm sorry, but the man you've all come to see is dying." "He is a human being, after all." "Miss Watkins has a point of course." "I have a growing concern about our safety." "This woman is obviously a lunatic." "I suggest we call the police." "Let's call the newspapers." "Some of those darling Italian photographers with their cameras." "What could you tell the press, that we don't already know?" "Are you ready?" "Hang on to your crown, Highness." "And your bottle, lowness." "I could tell them first, I'm the only one with any right to be here." "Second, I'm the only one who could possibly inherit Cecil's fortune... because third, and here it comes..." "I happen to be Cecil Fox's common law wife." "Then how come your name is Sheridan?" "Because his full name is Cecil Sheridan Fox." "I took the middle one for my own after he deserted me." "How long did you share a common domicile?" "More than long enough." "In what state?" "Colorado, where common law marriage is still recognised." "You were known to be living together as man and wife?" "Charge accounts, joint bank accounts, hotel registers, official documents." "I've got a vault full, including legal opinions." "Rest your case, McFly." "If what she says is true, and it would be absurd for her to lie..." "I must say she has a very strong legal claim to the estate... of Cecil Fox." "Well now, you sure you girls don't feel damp?" "Maybe even a little mildewed?" "Signori, il pranzo è servito." "Grazie." "That clock's five minutes fast." "We're way up the creek, know what that means?" "Take my word for it." "We've got to come up with a paddle real quick." "Is it personal compassion for the man at whose deathbed... this bloody battle was fought?" "I've never met him, but, poor Mr. Fox..." "I should've known." "One of the characters was bound to be the voice for morality." "Sarah, have you got my B complex, C and iron?" "Yes, Mrs. Sheridan." "Don't just stand there." "Bring it in here." "Nothing very moral about public humiliation... especially when you're being paid to take it." "If you want to know what time it is in Venice, it's the same as Rome." "They finally worked that out, did they?" "That one looks like the old days, we used to wind clocks by hand." "At one time, it belonged to Lucrecia Borgia." "Did she give it to you?" "I bought it from her father, the Pope." "Did you know him?" "Just to say hello to." "There's something on your mind, Bunny." "Won't you tell me?" "Well." "What's all this about Mrs. Sheridan being your common law wife?" "McFly told me about her incredible behaviour before dinner." "He seemed to think she had a good legal case." "Only in the event that I die intestate." "I thought you had a heart attack." "Intestate means without a will." "But you've already made your will, right?" "All filled out and legally witnessed... with only the name of my heir left blank." "You can't be comfortable, bent over like this, with all these clothes on." "Another thing." "Dominique, the queen..." "Royalty." "Not like us, not like you and me... proud of our basic animal emotions." "Where we feel, they pretend." "God, you're basic." "You even smell basic." "What's that perfume?" "It comes from the jungle, the natives dip their arrows in it." "Remember the game we used to play, "Baby Fox and Mummy Bunny"?" "How could I forget such a fine basic game?" "Mr. Fox." "Both of those broads are basically after your dough." "And you, Bunny?" "You know money never meant anything to me." "Cops!" "This is not a motel in the suburbs of Los Angeles." "This is my palazzo in Venice, Italy." "There's some kind of police boat down there." "Selling tickets for their regatta, no doubt, McFly will handle it." "Mummy Bunny, come back to the nest." "I'm too scared." "After all, who am I to complain?" "Others have died without knowing true gratitude." "Others like me, Gengis Khan, Attila the Hun, Hitler..." "Silly boy." "I wouldn't look twice at Hitler." "Handle him easy, boys." "What are you doing in his room?" "Mr. Fox invited me." "A likely story." "Get out of here, but don't leave the house." "I might want to search your luggage." "You're not giving any orders yet, Mr. Fox isn't dead yet." "He looks stiff as a mackerel to me." "Sarah, go see if there are any signs of life left." "Come on boys, snap it up." "Mrs. Sheridan, this is outrageous." "What are you doing here?" "High time somebody did something around this place." "A man laying there about to..." "Or just did... die." "These two harpies running in and out like mice..." "I've sent for an ambulance..." "His doctors say Mr. Fox is not to be moved." "I asked about those doctors, Strauss and Strauss." "Nobody at Venice hospital ever heard of them." "Is he still with us, Sarah?" "He seems to have a very good pulse, but it's terribly fast." "Running lickety-split to Judgement Day, that's why." "OK, boys, take him out." "Halt." "Rimettetelo." "Are you still trying to make trouble?" "Only if you force me to." "I've had three years of law school." "If you move Mr. Fox against the orders of his physicians... and if, as a result of your meddling, his death is hastened by 5 minutes..." "I'll hold you fully accountable." "I'm doing what I think is right." "Even if it's wrong?" "Being a common law wife does not entail a right to commit murder." "You complained of the cold and damp." "For your information, the jails in Venice are under water." "OK." "If ever I needed a good night's sleep, it's tonight... because, in the morning, out you go, all of you." "Come on, Sarah." "I haven't seen anything like you since the last appearance of Houdini." "For a while there you were out of a job." "I just couldn't find a cue to pick up." "Inspiration struck." "There's a fat bonus awaiting you, my boy." "Get me a cigar, will you?" "I find you a young man of infinite resource, McFly." "That's what you advertised for, remember?" "I do hope Lone-Star sleeps well, as I intend to." "So that when we meet in the morning..." "There's been nothing like it since Waterloo." "As I see it, we're in the middle of Act III." "Any particular play?" "A 17th century classic by Ben Jonson, no less." "Volpone, by Act III, has promised his fortune to two greedy old friends." "Check." "He looks forward to bamboozling a third." "Check." "They've all bought him expensive gifts." "Check." "He's wheedled additional dough out of one or more." "Check." "Probably." "For an actor, you're bright." "It doesn't take a bright one to recognise "Volpone"." "Even stupid actors dream of playing Mosca, his loyal servant." "Volpone is the better part." "Not in the play." "In my version, it is." "I can't wait to hear your finish." "In the play they both wound up in jail." "With one of these in your fist it's like hitting a man with a hammer." "OK." "Put it back." "I hit Ceece once." "Not like that, with a four-pound T-bone steak." "He half killed me." "Then we made love." "Living with him..." "Lawd-a-mighty, the way he went at life." "Like he wanted to live it, minute by minute." "There was this... secret ambition he had." "You'd never guess." "Nobody would." "Nobody ever knew except me." "What Cecil Fox really wanted... more than anything in the whole world... was to dance." "Really dance." "Poor Cecil, he wanted to so much..." "What was that thing he practised to... day after day, hour after hour?" "You know what would be wonderful?" "If life was like a movie script." "Even they have so few happy endings these days." "You want... dissolves..." "you got." "You can't say the world wouldn't be better." "Without Mrs. Sheridan, it would be better." "See what I mean?" "Wouldn't it be nice if dissolve... and Mrs. Sheridan was dead?" "The strange things that come into your mind." "In this movie I did once, there was this old bag with all this money... and there were these two nephews." "And one night... this old bag was found dead, with a broken neck." "If it wasn't accidental, one of the nephews must've done it." "Did one of them do it?" "Nobody ever found out." "That was the gimmick." "Because both nephews swore they were together all night playing gin rummy." "That is a strange thing to come to your mind." "These two nephews must've trusted each other completely." "It was the only way either one could win." "Otherwise, they'd both lose." "In the last seven months, with Mrs. Sheridan..." "I've travelled to 31 cities, all beautiful." "31 hotel rooms, 31 hotel restaurants." "And I have this to tell them apart." "A charm for every city we've visited from Paris to Marrakech." "What does that little key open, the Bastille?" "Or a miniature chastity belt?" "Mrs. Sheridan's medicine case." "I wear it on my bracelet for safety." "Safety?" "It's the sleeping capsules I'm concerned about mostly." "Yes, I've hear tell, her anxiety about sleep." "Tonight, of course, it was particularly difficult." "I can imagine." "How did you manage?" "It's rather involved." "I give her a sleeping capsule and a massage until she drops off." "There's always a bottle of capsules beside her bed." "And at precisely 3 a.m. I give her another." "Why doesn't she help herself?" "That's not a good idea." "She's never quite awake, confused." "She wouldn't realise how many she was taking." "Actually, the capsules in that bottle..." "What about them?" "Nothing, I just prefer to be there." "Another brandy?" "And when they died, I was ten." "My grandmother took me in." "She let the maid go." "I took over her room and her job." "I became what you could call... a specialist in complaining women." "It seemed only logical I should make it my profession." "What happened along the way to your own life?" "It seems to me it stayed just as it had been at age ten." "Unchanged really." "Never a man?" "You'll find this hard to believe, but... truthfully, there isn't a man whose face I can remember." "It's been a long day." "I've got to get up at 3." "Sarah." "Will you stay here a few minutes?" "I've an important call to make." "Certainly." "Thank you." "Sarah, the world is so much safer... from motel windows." "You talk too much." "You tell me your dreams and I'll tell you mine." "How stupid to go off like that." "Have you been back long?" "No, not long." "There was a delay before my call went through." "Isn't it rather late to be telephoning people?" "There was no other time." "Thank you for sending me this." "Sitting alone at a table, it can be a handy prop." "Actors talk." "What about the law?" "Couldn't you be a lawyer?" "It's risky, practising without a licence." "I quit before my last year." "Too difficult?" "I was among the top 5." "Number 3." "Then why did you stop?" "Truthfully?" "The number of lawyers who make a lot of money is very small... and it's a long wait before you know if you're in the big game." "And if you're not, it's too late." "If all you want is to make a lot of money out of law." "Even the voice of morality could sound less pompous than that." "Law's a profession, not a calling." "Why are you so irritable?" "Did the call upset you?" "On the contrary." "Something that was upsetting me is no longer a problem." "Then you're being much too touchy for a man with one less problem." "It's after 12, I'd no idea." "It was barely 11 when you made your call." "I don't remember." "I wonder, will you remember my face?" "I don't understand you." "Do you always turn away from what you don't understand?" "Of course not." "Just what might be frightening." "Men, maybe?" "Maybe me?" "I just don't want to be helpless." "But you do." "That's exactly how you want to be." "I've never known a woman so much like an open city." "I don't trust you." "Then don't tell me." "Never say what you feel, especially to men about men." "Your grandmother should have taught you that." "Here we are." "The coroner has left with her body." "Just when everything was going so well, now all the fun's gone." "There's a cop on the premises." "The laws of Venice must've changed since the 17th century." "I doubt it." "What was jolly people baiting yesterday... might strike him as uncomical extortion today." "Nonsense." "Even if he found out, as a Venetian, he'd be enchanted with our prank." "Comisario Rizzi?" "I have the honour to present Signor Fox." "The honour is to me." "I have known the name of Signor Fox for many years." "Such a benefactor to our beloved Venice." "Patria mía." "What a pity that the occasion should be so unhappy." "She was a fine, noble lady." "Excuse me." "The unhappiness I refer to is your condition... to find you so indisposed... so... one is told... near the end?" "If you find it bearable, could you answer a few questions?" "To my last breath, the least I could do." "Che coraggio." "Tell me then, Mrs. Sheridan... who you knew for so many years... could she be suddenly sad for some reason?" "Suddenly depressed?" "I understand your implication, Inspector Rizzi... but I must reject any suggestions... that this happy woman might take her own life." "How could she, with everything to live for?" "Well, there's this large, empty bottle... which contained her sleeping pills." "It was beside her bed and full... when Nurse Watkins went out last night with Mr. McFly." "Sleeping pills still, after all these years." "Just to recall last night, very quickly." "You and Nurse Watkins returned at what time?" "About a quarter to one." "D'accordo." "She then discovered the body about three." "How and when were you made aware of Mrs. Sheridan's death?" "Around 5." "The cook called me, he'd found Miss Watkins in the kitchen." "She'd told him." "What was she doing in the kitchen?" "Drinking tea." "Drinking tea in the kitchen, leaving Mrs. Sheridan dead and all alone?" "At that point, what harm could happen to Mrs. Sheridan?" "If only I'd seen her yesterday, as I did the others..." "I must've upset her, made her feel..." "Please, Mr. Fox, you must not punish yourself." "You too have much to live for, even for a little while." "You have a deep understanding for humanity, inspector." "In my work, one is thrown up against so much of it..." "Did I understand you to say that this door was locked last night?" "Yes, by me, from the inside." "I also locked the bedroom and garden door... to be sure Mr. Fox remained undisturbed during the night." "Do you understand?" "Most certainly." "In my own home, with my wife and daughters..." "I do not possess a key even for the bathroom." "That oaf must imagine himself the son of Charlie Chan and Jerry Mason." "Perry Mason." "Really?" "Are you sure?" "It's cold." "One of our characters begins to puzzle me." "We've never met, I know little about her." "Sarah?" "The nurse Watkins, as Salvador Holmes calls her." "Tell me, faithful McMosca, do we underestimate bouncy little Sarah?" "I wouldn't worry about her." "She was never really part of the plot." "At most, someone for Lone-Star to talk to." "Now, for a few jousts at poker, my boy... get our blood abubble... make ready to face the day." "Hasn't there been a change of mood?" "A while ago, all the fun had gone." "It's all going too well to stop." "I may sound heartless, but damn it, Lone-Star would've approved." "She'd want me to carry on till the finish." "My finish." "Shall we run it once more as I wrote it?" "What?" "Oh, yes, master, the finish." "You will have pretended to die." "You'll be lying on your bed and I will have summoned the three... now two, grieving ladies to hear me read your last will and testament." "I'll read it slowly and loudly to be heard above the sobbing..." "looking at each significantly... hinting that she is the lucky one." "At the suspenseful moment, I'll wait, holding it as long as possible... torturing them with it, before I read the name... of your sole heir." "William McFly." "Great shock." "Commotion." "You suddenly come back to life!" "Screams, thrills, laughter..." "End of play." "End of part." "End of job." "Let me see that will." "Just the way you gave it to me, blank." "I won't fill in my name until the very last minute." "Sit down and cut." "Just a few hands." "I don't like Rizzi running around loose." "You can lock yourself in, I'll use the garden stairs." "Your bet, or did your lavish wooing of Nurse Watkins... leave you penniless, silly romantic boy?" "Always got enough." "The passport and money I'm required to take with me." "Mrs. Sheridan's family, her next of..." "How do you say it?" "Kind?" "Kin." "I don't believe she had any." "And, among her papers, do you know if there's a will?" "I've no idea." "In any case, this is a matter for the American Consul and for lawyers." "Come in." "Miss McGill, I understand, of course... the necessity for you to arrive in Venice incognito." "I wouldn't go anywhere uninvited." "I must've used the wrong word, my English is..." "I guess is must be hard for you to imagine... a man like Cecil Fox and I..." "Not hard at all." "But how can I say it?" "He was my first... man." "Somehow, you just never forget your first man." "I remember mine, vividly." "He also got away." "OK, Seamus, so what's on your mind?" "Or to be exact, on both your minds." "Seamus." "You use too many American idioms I do not know." "If you swallow the bushwah given off by that royal deep freeze... you could wind up the biggest jerk cop that ever swam a beat in Venice." "Hopeless." "Maybe you agree with Her Highness... that it's a good idea if I knocked off Mrs. Sheridan." "Maybe you got a piece of her action!" ""Knocked off', this I recognise." "I didn't, and she did." "Miss McGill, I have accused nobody of anything." "As for "la principessa", Her Highness..." "I have not yet seen her... much less, spoken with her." "Well, I am sorry, Inspector." "I don't know why I blew my stack like that." "I guess it's this whole situation." "After all, honesty is the best policy, right?" "Debatable, but at the moment I'd appreciate it." "When you talk to Princess Dominique, you know what she'll tell you?" "If I had such a capability, I'd never get out of bed." "She'll say she and I were here, in my room... all night, playing gin rummy together." "That'll be a lie." "For one thing, she can't even play gin rummy." "Fascinating." "Why would she choose a game she could not play?" "It was stupid of her, but the game isn't important." "The point is, it's lucky for me it turned out the way it did." "You too, huh, Inspector?" "For me?" "I know you'd have solved the murder anyway, but maybe not so soon." "If indeed there was a murder." "What else?" "Talk about motive!" "Did you know that Mrs. Sheridan was Cecil Fox's common law wife?" "With her alive, Princess Dominique wouldn't stand a chance." "Then neither would you." "However, with Mrs. Sheridan dead... and the Princess arrested for murder... that would leave only you, Miss Merle McGill." "Non è vero?" "Avanti." "An unfortunate accident, let us say." "How long have you worked in your profession, Inspector?" "How long?" "Sometimes, I think, before there were canals in Venice." "Surely even an amateur, investigating a death so sudden and mysterious... would examine the activities of everyone in this house last night." "Even I have." "I've learned that you played gin rummy all night... with Miss McGill, in her room." "For your further information, I've never been in her room." "I cannot play gin rummy." "I know nothing about it." "It seems you were fooled, Rizzi." "Altezza." "You must understand I cannot accept either your testimony... or that of Miss McGill as trustworthy." "Because, quite simply, you each have too much to gain by it." "I have no need for Mr. Fox's money." "That is what truly baffles me." "This incredible wealth that nobody needs and everybody wants." "Have you changed your room, Nurse Watkins?" "Very understandable." "Unpleasant associations." "No, I haven't." "Then, whose room have you just come out of?" "It would be senseless not to tell me." "Any servant..." "Mr. McFly's room." "Was Mr. McFly in it?" "Were you looking for someone?" "Some thing?" "Is it idiotic of me to go on asking questions... since you obviously do not intend to answer." "I'm afraid so, Inspector." "Legally, I can insist that you tell me this much." "Do you wish to change your opinion that Mrs. Sheridan's death... was accidental?" "No, I do not wish to change it." "So." "Nurse Watkins, if at any time, for whatever reason... you should feel otherwise, it is most important that you call me at once." "Will you?" "Yes." "Mr. Fox?" "Whom did you expect, the fairy queen?" "You probably think that's a vulgar remark." "Edmund Spencer, I believe." "Quite the egghead." "What are you gaping at?" "Have you never seen a man in a garden?" "Not a dying one, dancing." "That's your loss." "Actually, I do have these short periods of well-being." "Tell me, how does my garden strike you?" "It's almost overwhelming." "I think I like best this simple spot right here." "The potting shed, nothing to do with the garden at all." "You feel more at home here?" "Your profession suits you well." "You have a bedpan's eye view of life and nature." "Now, that was a vulgar remark." "Spare me the modesty of your desires." "Piffle. "I like simple things"... means "I can't afford what I want"." "You couldn't give me your precious garden." "It's not really alive." "It's as if it were embalmed hundreds of years ago." "Now who's being vulgar?" "Speaking to a dying man about embalming..." "You goaded me into it." "Of course I did." "And you bounced right back." "You are a bouncy thing, I sensed it the moment I spotted you." "How would you like to be my nurse?" "Not very much, thank you." "Snap judgement, but I won't hold you to it." "There'll be plenty of time to talk it over after the others have gone." "Gone?" "They can't hang about indefinitely if I'm improving like this." "Or did you think I meant "gone" in the sense that Lone-Star went?" "I wasn't sure." "No, one like that is quite enough." "Come, walk with me in my Elizabethan garden." "Take off your low heel prejudices." "Let it grow around you." "I can't get over how well you seem." "Mr. McFly's reports have been so gloomy." "He seems to feel you're sinking fast." "Does he?" "I imagine he thinks it's best not to raise false hopes." "Rather thoughtful, don't you agree?" "Sarah, you don't agree at all." "You think it very strange that McFly should want everyone to think..." "Mr. Fox is worse, when he's really better." "McFly kept our little game a secret from you, did he?" "Game?" "More of a joke really, a pleasantry." "I still don't understand." "I haven't had a heart, or any other kind of attack." "I've never been healthier in my life." "But your letter to Mrs. Sheridan and the other two...?" "All part of it." "I've been important to each at some time in their lives... and one humdrum day I found myself wondering how important I'd remained." "It seemed an amusing experiment." "And was Mr. McFly part of this game?" "Part of it?" "McFly was not only my stage manager... but one of the chief players." "But then, Mrs. Sheridan was...?" "She died during what was really just a practical joke?" "That was hardly foreseeable, after all." "But then, with Mr. Fox perfectly healthy and McFly knowing it... murdering Mrs. Sheridan made no sense at all." "Do you know what marked the hours on this sundial originally?" "17 forty carat sapphires... each set in a circle of pear-shaped diamonds to catch the light." "Tell me... what if there was one remaining sapphire surrounded by diamonds... and I wanted you to have it, would you accept it?" "Certainly not." "Do you know how much of what you call living it would pay for?" "That bed-sitting room would be yours in perpetuity." "Hundreds of burglar-proof girdles, thousands of watercress sandwiches." "I loathe watercress, I don't wear a girdle, and that isn't the point." "What is?" "What you'd expect in return." "You'd want the diamond studded sapphire for nothing?" "What makes you so sure I would want it at all?" "Have you your notebook ready?" "Our topic is larceny." "I seem to have accidentally blundered into the wrong classroom." "Accidentally?" "Just wandered through a wall panel up a private staircase... into my garden, by sheer coincidence?" "As a matter of fact, I was looking for..." "A new route to India?" "Larceny, in one meaning, is theft of course... but it has another more attractive one." "Larceny is also a talent." "Therefore, an instinct, like an instinct for sound, colour, design." "One either has it, or one hasn't." "Wherever individuals of great talent... or those who have otherwise deviated from the normal meet... there's an instant, instinctive recognition." "So it is with us, the larcenous at heart." "Do you follow me?" "That's utter nonsense." "You're being very persuasive, but I know damn well what you're after." "You have the advantage on me, I don't know just what you're after... but I'm quite sure you are, or will be, after something." "To begin with, assuming it's true that you're playing this game... what if I were to expose you?" "In the first place, the game's as good as over." "And secondly, you won't." "One doesn't, if one is you." "Later than I thought." "I must go and unlock some doors." "My mourners may think me already dead and break them down." "McFly must also know the game is over, or as good as." "Any questions?" "Any answers?" "You can find your way out?" "But it isn't over at all." "Mr. Fox thinks it is, but the joke isn't his anymore." "It's on him." "And the game will go on." "It's perfectly clear that Mr. Fox will simply be the next one to die." "Ben Jonson's "Volpone"." "Mr. Fox's harmless, tasteless charade... plus one murder." "And soon, another, unless you stop McFly." "Stop him then, Sarah." "Simply pick up the telephone, and call... as Inspector Rizzi hoped you would." "We missed you at dinner." "You manage to come and go so quietly?" "Both ladies laughed at all my jokes, thought I was most attractive." "I can imagine." "At college I skipped meals too to read." "He has a first rate library." "I wouldn't know." "Seems to favour Elizabethans." "Shakespeare, of course, Marlowe, Bacon..." "You needn't strain your memory." "I know all about the little joke." "I hope you're not becoming involved... it is no longer little, amusing or safe." "You know I am involved." "For 24 hours, forget everything you've seen, heard and know." "As a favour." "Surely I've done enough already." "Already?" "You murdered Mrs. Sheridan." "I haven't told Rizzi, or anybody else yet." "Isn't that quite enough?" "It would seem so." "You knew, because I told you, about her sleeping habits." "And about the bottle beside her bed... that was emptied to make her death seem accidental or suicide." "What I didn't tell you... was that the pills were completely harmless." "You must've killed her with sleeping pills you brought along." "You could've bought them, no prescription is required in Italy." "That may be proof that Mrs. Sheridan was murdered... but not that I murdered her." "Isn't the phrase, more legalistically, "proof positive"?" "That's what I had to find and I have found." "Will you tell me?" "First, I want a favour from you." "No, let's call it an ultimatum." "From this minute it is you who are to become uninvolved... it is you who are to stop playing this... game, or joke, or script." "And if I don't or can't?" "If you insist on finishing the play in your version..." "I'll call Inspector Rizzi." "And tell him what?" "That there was one full and one almost full of American quarters... in Mrs. Sheridan's handbag when we went out." "And that they were missing when I found her dead." "Was it coincidence that you paid the bill in the cafe with coins... and that you paid the gondolier with coins?" "They could've been Italian, French, German..." "I thought they might." "I hoped they might, that's why this morning I went into your room." "On your dresser I found a whole pile of... these." "Is that the only one you took?" "It's all that will be needed." "You've got yourself really involved." "I've no longer time to plead with you." "You're to do as I say." "I told Merle and Dominique you had a severe headache." "They both had every reason for wanting Mrs. Sheridan dead." "You seem to have thought of everything." "It's my job, my part." "Stay in this room and keep your mouth tight shut." "Do as I say and you'll be safe." "Will you give me that enormous amount of money... you're so sure everybody craves?" "I can't promise." "You can promise me... that Mr. Fox, who isn't dying, is going to die." "Did you intend to kill him soon?" "Under no circumstances are you to say that." "I promise you somehow I will warn Cecil Fox." "One thing you must not even attempt." "For your own good." "Believe me, Sarah." "Am I too being threatened?" "In a way it's quite a relief, I assure you." "That was a silly thing to try." "Not the silliest I've tried." "Can I help?" "I'm rather good at packing." "Heavy luggage." "It's a long swim to the station." "One simply calls for a water taxi." "Does one, simply?" "If you'll excuse the expression, dead." "All gone, up to and including the cook." "How do I know?" "No room service, so I went looking." "Surely I can get out to the street?" "Doors to the street are all locked." "Fox is locked in with what sounds like Leonard Bernstein gone ape." "Across the hall, Tarzan is locked in with Jane." "No phones, no servants, in this whole palace." "Just you and me, we're loose." "How the hell did you get there?" "I pulled myself up." "What?" "I pulled myself up." "Well pull yourself down again." "I'm afraid to let go, please, help me out." "Shinning up waiter shafts to get at me." "You can let go." "Bonny bit of leg, what's the rest like?" "You're perspiring, aren't you afraid of catching cold?" "This is not perspiration, this is the healthy sweat of a male body." "I exercise strenuously." "Mrs. Sheridan told me." "It's touching you want to be a dancer." "A small boy's dream of glory." "I'll admit to you, a couple of things money can't buy." "Talent, for one." "The other, the body a ballet dancer must have." "Mr. Fox, the reason..." "Yours, on the other hand, is equal to any demand." "Mark you, I'm only guessing, Shall we..." "It is a very serious reason." "Sensitive spirit, kind and thoughtful." "Let me tell you." "You're a speedy thing." "Wouldn't you like to lie down?" "If I hadn't come to warn you, you'd have been murdered." "An attempt will be made to kill you, probably tonight." "Anyone I know?" "I'd like to sit down." "Will you promise not to molest me?" "Molest?" "You make it sound like something in a public park." "Chocolate covered marzipan with gold centres." "Instant relief for the oversexed, such as you." "Now, about my imminent assassination." "To begin with, I found the copy of "Volpone" in your library..." "I thought you would." "You're bright." "And bouncy." "McFly doesn't like me calling you bouncy." "McFly?" "His name is quite a clue, isn't it?" "The Italian word for fly being "mosca"." "That's quite a coincidence, Mr. Volpone, Italian for fox." "His name got him his job." "Two others came close." "Herr Fledermaus, a German, and an Algerian called Tsetse." "Mr. Fox..." "McFly is much closer to being Mosca than just his name." "An interesting discovery." "The gold centres lift right out." "In the play, you remember..." "Mosca writes his own name in Volpone's will... and almost winds up with everything." "Both Mosca and Volpone are sent to jail, but the point is..." "McFly should be tossed in the clink, for cheating at cards." "Cards?" "No, he wouldn't do that." "Wouldn't he?" "Do you know how often he's lost at poker?" "Not once." "No matter how carefully I mark the cards, he wins." "Don't tell me he doesn't cheat." "Not at cards." "But if the game were worth the risk I'm sure he'd commit murder." "Look." "Suppose that man A... has in his possession the will of dying man B... by which A could inherit all of B's fortune." "Suddenly, a woman appears who could claim the estate as B's wife." "A knows that B is not dying." "So your conclusion, a motive for killing the woman, makes no sense." "You forget A, McFly... is the only person who knows that B, you, are not dying." "You have written in letters that you are." "Your servants will swear to it." "Two famous women would corroborate it in court, if necessary." "But it will never come even be investigated." "The death of so distinguished a patron of Venice as Cecil Fox." "After a fine funeral and a proper show of grief..." "McFly will have it all." "Actually, the way you tell it..." "I can prove McFly murdered Mrs. Sheridan." "If you can, I think you should." "Well... when he took me out last evening... to get me away from the house..." "Do you drink whisky?" "With water, please." "He left me alone at the cafe... to make a call, he said." "Instead, he came back here." "It's only a few minutes, by motorboat." "He woke Mrs. Sheridan with some excuse... gave her enough pills to make her groggy..." "That would've been easy, she would've insisted." "And then, enough to kill her." "Thank you." "As it turned out, he could use me as an alibi." "I fell asleep while he was gone." "I really couldn't say how long he was away." "You described a possibility, you haven't proved it." "Why must it have been McFly?" "Merle could've done it, or Dominique." "Anyone here." "Even I could've done it." "I've known Lone-Star's sleeping habits far longer than even you." "Then here's the proof positive, as the lawyers say." "They've sworn to keep the language of law unintelligible." "If only it weren't so positive." "That's what upsets me." "It's hard for me to believe he'd be so stupid." "How stupid?" "Childishly." "Mrs. Sheridan always had rolls of American quarters in her handbag." "They were the only thing missing when I came home to find her dead." "This morning, I sneaked into McFly's room and found a whole pile of them." "Yes, that was stupid." "Incredibly stupid." "I wish..." "I don't know what I wish." "If only he were more, or less stupid..." "If he could understand everybody can't want and have everything... because then everything would be worthless." "I don't want to sound like a voice for morality." "It makes him angry and you angry, but..." "There are some things..." "What things?" "Not gold, perhaps, but still precious... not negotiable, not even legal tender, just... tender." "Love, for example." "You can't even say it, you poor man." "You make it sound like hate." "You believe in love like an act of faith?" "I'm sorry for you." "And you don't." "Neither does he." "I wish that weren't so." "Tell me, Sarah... why haven't you told all this to Inspector Rizzi?" "Or have you?" "No, I wanted to protect McFly, at least till I was sure." "Satisfied that it was morally proper to lie to the law... you did meet your moral responsibility to confront McFly... with all your suspicions?" "I certainly did." "And all of your evidence?" "Of course." "Of course." "You haven't the brains of a moth." "Like all your sex, incapable of minding your own business." "Unfit even to save your own neck." "My neck is safe, for now." "McFly doesn't know I'm here." "He said, when he locked me in my room I'd be safe... as long as I stayed there and kept my mouth shut." "I felt I owed you..." "Owed me?" "Why?" "Why?" "You were in danger of being killed." "No human can sit by while another human..." "It's the history of humanity." "Humans sitting by while others are killed." "Who are you to rewrite it?" "You'd no reason to help me, I deny that." "Didn't it ever occur to that idiotic goodness of heart... you think all mankind has in common with you, like spit... that you might be forcing the murderer into another?" "That's the chance one has to take." "No, one hasn't!" "Those are my chocolates, if you want one, ask." "Damn clocks." "The sun's coming up in Bangkok." "It's getting late in Venice." "Bangkok too." "What makes you think sunrise is only early, mothbrain?" "It's damn late everywhere." "Nothing like gold to pass the time, there never was." "Watch." "See the colour of time." "Golden." "How little most people value time." "Little people." "Like everything, they choose what's more, not what's better." "Even time." "They'll pray to live 100 long, miserable years." "Feel cheated, if they only had 50 of the best." "Quantity, yes." "Quality, no." "Venice is tiny and precious." "Los Angeles, gigantic and terrifying." "Who wants it?" "Most people, that's who." "There's good time and bad time." "Do clocks give a damn what they measure?" "No, but we do." "We special ones." "We slow down for the good, sip it second by second, like good wine." "We speed up the bad." "Little people, chumps, swallow time like hamburger." "100 years of well done hamburger, they'll all settle for that." "If I were to tell you, that for me... the next 10 minutes of my life will be fuller and richer... than the next 10 years for any chump in London, Paris..." "Rome, New York, Bangkok..." "Would you know what I meant?" "Honestly, no." "Bouncy little mothbrain." "I appreciate what you tried to do for me." "Now, you must do what McFly says, go to your room and stay there." "Will you be alright?" "Sure?" "Quite sure." "Nothing to worry about." "A chocolate for your voyage?" "Thank you." "A farewell kiss?" "Haven't been kissed like that since I was seven." "In you get." "Legs like those on a voice for morality... as unrewarding as the lower half of a mermaid." "Good night, Mr. Fox." "Good night, nurse." "Rome, London, New York, Paris, Tokyo." "Bangkok." "I have gin, I think." "Are you sure you never played this before?" "Quite sure, why?" "Just like this when Heifetz first picked up the fiddle." "Gin, I think." "Porca miseria!" "Come with me, please." ""And since my beloved Venice... will undoubtedly bestow upon her devoted son, Cecil Fox... the tribute of a state funeral... it is my wish that this be conducted as far as possible..."" "McFly, can't we skip all this jazz?" "No. "According to the spirit and custom of my own 17th century."" "Surely you can read this part later?" "No, I can't." "A man's will is the last script he writes." "You might have the decency to hear it the way he wrote it." "Somebody's in that lift." "What's going on?" "Who's in the elevator?" "There's very little time left." "May I finish this last scene?" "The last clause in his will?" ""In the event my dying precedes my naming an heir... to all of my estates and effects, both known to and unknown... and the insertion of that name in the presently blank space... designating said heir... the heir, designated and written in by William McFly... shall be my heir in fact and deed as if designated by me... and his or her name written in by me in my hand."" "Nurse Watkins." "I guess she discovered I unlocked her door." "Be a good fellow, we will not question the legality." "Jump right to the name of Fox's heir." "If you like..." ""The name of the heir is..."" "William McFly." "What do you expect?" "Reactions?" "No more reactions." "Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes the performance." "The play is over." "Play?" "What play?" "Where?" "Here, Altezza." "An English classic." ""Volpone"." "An interrupted version, however." "We found him where you said we might." "He has been removed." "Then Mr. Fox is dead?" "Completely." "Now that the play is over, we must face some realities." "Mr. McFly, please." "Well, reality number one." "Cecil Sheridan Fox died broke." "Busted." "Not a cent." "He had at least four mortgages on this palazzo." "Two legitimate, in New York and London... two under the table in Rome and Beirut." "One more, in Hong Kong." "I checked the locked rooms yesterday, one by one." "Cobwebs and mice." "Every bit of furniture is rented from movie studios in Munich... and Rome." "Rental unpaid, so far." "Oddly enough, the books are his." "He must've really loved them." "My salary kept slipping his mind." "He used his fake illness to keep the unpaid servants away." "Told them all they'd inherit fortunes." "But when they heard the phone and electricity were to be cut off..." "Cecil Fox attempted to use the plot of "Volpone"... to extract money from three women." "So far, so clear." "But he was not dying, and he's now dead." "Why?" "How?" "Exactly." "The fact that Mr. Fox turned out to be poor is unimportant." "What is important is you have his murderer." "True?" "True." "Murdered?" "Excuse me, Inspector, I've got to make a call..." "Later, Miss McGill." "First, we shall all go to see Fox's chamber." "Altezza." "Same damn record, day and night." "One thing I could never understand." "It's not all you couldn't." "Can you explain it, Nurse Watkins?" "Yes, Mrs. Sheridan told me." "It was Mr. Fox's lifelong ambition to become a ballet dancer." "I don't know why he chose "The dance of the hours"." "Maybe the title appealed to him." "A ballet dancer?" "And him, built like a pogo stick." "One could surmise that Fox performed quite a dance last night." "Or put up a struggle." "The clock from Miss McGill smashed to bits." "And there, that of Mrs. Sheridan, also pulverised." "Can we check the inventory later?" "I'm starved." "Who's for breakfast?" "You'll have to make it yourself, remember?" "There is a box of wonderful chocolate..." "Chocolates?" "What do you know about the chocolates, Nurse Watkins?" "I must've heard." "He opened a brand new box yesterday afternoon." "I don't know, I must've been mistaken." "It was found in the garden, at the sun dial... with Mr. Fox, empty." "Empty?" "A two pound box?" "Nurse Watkins, tell us when you last saw Fox, and why." "Last night." "I'm not ashamed." "I knew he'd be killed, I had to warn him." "You had to do nothing." "You were told..." "All sit down and be quiet." "Now." "Regarding the murder of Mrs. Sheridan..." "Both of them?" "I chose to ignore your mutual accusations, of course." "But I was forced to respect the suspicions of Mr. McFly." "Very clever, I must say." "Zitto!" "We all know now about the "Volpone" bit." "While we're listening, couldn't we send for pizza?" "No." "I was hired to play a part, and I played it." "But I couldn't think it through." "What was Fox going to use for a finish?" "That's what bugged me." "Like Volpone, he intended to be alive, but he isn't, he's dead." "Don't be obvious." "Don't interrupt." "Sit down." "Then, when Mrs. Sheridan dropped the bombshell... about being Fox's common law wife, it hit me." "It was hard to believe but I had to check it." "I was on the spot." "Accessory after the fact, accomplice to whatever Fox was up to." "There were too many ways that Mosca could take the rap." "Taking you out that night was his idea, not mine." "Thanks awfully." "While you were asleep, I did make a phone call, to a friend in Rome." "It was a long call." "I had to wait and call back... but it was worth it, because here's what I came up with." "You ran out of money some time ago..." "Fox couldn't count on you for much." "Although you threw in everything you had." "That fabulous hourglass." "He shouldn't have destroyed it, I'm sorry." "And there's a hot rumour you've got money problems." "There's a hot rumour Sofia Loren's a boy." "Oscar Ludwig is lining up all the commitments he can... waving percentages, demanding big cash advances." "Oscar, on his toes every minute." "You and I both know what that means." "Ludwig and his big mouth." "Which leaves Mrs. Sheridan." "According to my informant, a woman of truly fabulous wealth." "The kind you can't lie about." "In banks, stocks and bonds, real properties..." "We only have your word about that phone call." "You were gone long enough to come here and murder everybody." "Nurse Watkins, what kind of an Anglo-Saxon woman are you?" "Still insisting that your handsome lover has committed a crime." "My lover?" "Mr. McFly, avanti." "It seems we all forgot one simple legal corollary." "To wit... if Mrs. Sheridan was Fox's wife, he was her common-law husband." "Maybe because it happens so seldom... it rarely occurs to women that men can also inherit money." "Darling baby Fox... are you sure he's dead?" "Sure I didn't kill him?" "I'll catch the last reel next time around." "For me, right now, it's coffee time." "Dominique?" "I don't want to miss a word." "I'll make a pot anyhow." "In case I don't see any of you before I leave, good." "Allora, the killing was easy." "Signor Fox could have wakened Mrs. Sheridan... convinced her he was looking after her... words she was hungry to hear for so many years... then stuffed her with his sleeping pills." "A unique murder, designed for one particular victim." "But, how to prove that Fox indeed committed it?" "That's where the missing coins come in." "Forgive me, but which coins?" "Sarah?" "Why don't you tell them who stole the coins from her handbag?" "Then I will." "It was Fox who took them." "Not me, Sarah, Fox." "The stupid Fox." "You're not even in his class." "I'm happy to know that, but how can you prove that he did?" "He lost a fistful of them to me the morning after the murder." "The same ones you found in my room... while you were spying on me." "Talk about money grubbers." "Aiming at millions, Cecil Fox... couldn't pass up a couple of crummy rolls of new quarters." "The perfect murder, the perfect crime..." "Ioused up by a two bit poker game." "So, they have discovered, inside of Signor Fox... great quantities of the barbiturate that killed Mrs. Sheridan." "Cecil Fox, a suicide?" "Let us now go to the spot where he chose to die." "While he obviously danced out... it is perhaps more respectful if we walk." "I, for one, would be happy to dance." "Coming?" "I'm going to pack and get out." "And go where?" "Where there's the least chance I'll see any of you again." "Mine in particular?" "Any particular reason?" "Thousands." "You've made me out to be stupid, childish, naive, stupid..." "You're repeating yourself." "What of it?" "Why didn't you tell me it was Mr. Fox?" "I wasn't sure, until you told me about the coins." "It was late, I kept missing Rizzi at his house, at his office." "I only thought of the danger you were in." "I locked you in." "I outwitted you there." "That dumb waiter works both ways, it's how Fox murdered Mrs. Sheridan." "I locked him in too, at his own request." "Why didn't he kill me when I told him about the coins?" "You probably told him you'd told me, right?" "Killing you wouldn't have done any good." "He assumed I'd call Rizzi." "He knew he had little precious time left." "You're very good at working these things out." "Seriously, you are." "Criminal aspects of the law always fascinated me." "It was torts and contracts that did me in." "Pity you gave it up." "Who knows?" "Well?" "Coming or going?" "Obviously, this is not the finish I had in mind... but I would suggest not reaching for your hats." "It's still my script they're playing." "Revised, of course." "But the manner of my death alone, for example..." "I must say, most mysterious and without purpose... is the disappearance of the gold dust that was in this hourglass." "What baffles me is what Fox did with the two pounds of chocolates." "Well, for one thing, he seems to have been playing... a childish game of some kind." "See here." "Apparently, he carefully removed... the golden centres of the candies and piled them up." "May I, Inspector?" "Thank you." "Couldn't be anything else." "It's been tried in vain since the beginning of time and money." "Only Cecil Fox has, at long last, succeeded." "That greedy bastard actually took it with him." "True, true." "Each little sleeping pill, packed in 100 proof gold dust... chocolate covered marzipan, washed down with a swig of Fox's comfort." "My friends, I went, as nobody ever went.." "There's a finish for you." "Before I say goodbye, may I clarify one point?" "We would be most grateful." "Pretending is more common than you might think." "We live in a time of simulated flowers, diamonds... legs, hearts... all undetectable from the original." "This original was to be used only if the imitation was discovered." "What Mr. Fox took with him was sand." "Golden dirt." "Goodbye, McFly." "Adieu, commissaire." "Au revoir." "There was no reason for Dominique to reveal the gold dust was fake." "It attributes nothing to the plot, merely cheapens my finish." "Cheat." "Unless I'm mistaken, larceny now rears her lovely head." "I've been walking around with Fox's will." "Won't you need it?" "As far as I'm concerned, it's just another dead prop." "I'll just leave it, then." "This would be quite a souvenir of quite a time." "Keep it as a memento, if you like." "Alright with you, Rizzi?" "It is you, after all, who has been legally designated... the guardian of Signor Fox's testament." "I'd almost forgotten." "I'll even write in your name." "How's that?" "Would you?" "Sure, if you really want it." "That way, it would really be mine." "Nobody could say I just found it." "According to Italian law, could she be held responsible... for debts the estate couldn't pay?" "I don't see how." "What is owed by the estate... the creditors must recover from the estate." "If they cannot, they do not." "Basta." "Seems safe enough." "May I borrow your pen, Inspector?" "Beautiful, bouncy, beautiful." "Thank you." "Here?" "There." "Initial it too, please, just beside my name." "This is probably the most binding document since the Magna Carta." "Thank you." "And your signature, Inspector, as witness." "A great honour." "Genius, genius." "Thank you, Inspector." "And thank you, William." "Not at all." "My pleasure." "I must say you're a most generous man, Mr. McFly." "I always have been, generous to a fault." "Since, as you know, the estate of Signor Fox... will inherit the estate of Mrs. Sheridan." "And if the size of her fortune... is anything like the fantastic amount we have been told..." "Even after paying all of Mr. Fox's tremendous debts, there'd still be..." "An enormous amount of money left over." "After all, isn't that exactly what Fox had in mind... when he murdered her?" "I'm forced to admit this is almost as good a finish as my own." "There have been mothers who kill their young... there was Judas who betrayed with a kiss... traitors have posed as patriots... whores, as virgins, rat-finks as loyal friends..." "Listen to me now... but never, in the written and unwritten annals of immorality... heartless, hypocritical, ruthless immorality..." "You'll run out of adjectives." "You might as well listen." "There's nothing you can say to me, ever." "Will you stop acting just for a minute?" "Now." "To begin with, as we're probably going to be married..." "Come now!" "Married?" "I wouldn't so much as touch you... or breathe the air you breathe." "Well said, McFly." "There's your way out, bouncy." "Off you go, hippety-hop.." "First of all, you'll have to finish law school." "No, mothbrain, you're blowing your entire finish." "I have no intention of keeping this money." "What?" "It's yours, and you will have it after we're married." "And after you are a lawyer." "And if I say no?" "Say it, McFly, please." "If I were you, I'd think it over carefully before I said anything." "Arrivederci, Inspector." "And thank you." "I salute you, Nurse Watkins." "I salute the Anglo-Saxon woman." "What kind of a man would I be?" "What kind of a marriage would it be?" "You couldn't respect me." "And I sure as hell couldn't respect you." "Sarah, come back here!" "That's better." "At least we're spared that closing panorama of beauty... where they walk together hand in hand across St Mark's square... into the dawn over Venice." "Perhaps too heavily symbolic, but my basic concept is there... of time being all there is, therefore, life." "Actually..." "What's happened?" "I won't have it." "I will not have it!" "Stop yelling so loud." "It's my story and I want it to finish my way." "But it didn't." "Neither did mine, you know." "It's kind of nice for young people to get together at the end." "Nice..." "Ceece, let the folks go home now." "Folks..." "Do you know what would be nice, Lone-Star?" "If, just once... the bloody script turned out the way we wrote it."
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"A SHOCHIKU PRODUCTION" "This is a free fansub not for sale or rent" "Chief Executive Producer KAZUYOSHI OKUYAMA" "Production BUNKA CO IMAGE FACTORY I.M." "Co-Production FROM FIRST KANOX" "Executive Producer KANJI MIURA" "Wanna suck my dick?" "If you do, I'll get a hard-on." "They'll never let you get away with this." "Shut up!" "I'm gonna fix you so I never see you again." "KOICHI SATO" "MASAHIRO MOTOKO" "JINPACHI NEZU" "KIPPEI SHIINA" "NAOTO TAKENAKA" "KAZUYA KIMURA" "TOSHIYUKI NAGASHIMA" "SHINGO TSURUMI" ""BEAT" TAKESHI" "Producers TAKETO NIITSU, KATSUHIDE MOTOKI" "Photography YASUSHI SASAKIBARA Lighting KENJI USHIBA" "Music GORO YASUKAWA Design TERU YAMAZAKI" "Editor AKIMASA KAWASHIMA Recording MINEHARA KITAMURA" "Screenplay Direction TAKASHI ISHII" "You can't even swing a fucking bat!" "You're pissing me off." "What the fuck...?" "!" "It's ringing." "Your phone." "It's ringing." "Your mobile." "Answer it or turn it off." "I can't concentrate with it ringing." "Shut up." 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"I can pay you the money I owe the yakuza, if you like." "What d'you think?" "Cash." "Sure." "10 million, minimum." "50 million." "If we're lucky." "What?" "I can't do it on my own." "With three of us, I reckon we can do it." "You, me and the ex-cop." "The three of us, maybe,... ..could get the money." "Piece of cake." "100 million." "You're very clever." "What's on your mind?" "If you're this rich, why do you need to do that?" "You saw it!" "I'm in trouble." "Don't suck my dick!" "If I do, you'll get a hard-on." "Isn't that what you said?" "Will you do it, Mitsuya?" "Still want this stupid wallet, or...?" "You're not queer, are you?" "Don't misunderstand." "I dress like this..." "..to blackmail rich queer guys." "I'm sweaty." "I'm gonna have a shower." "Where is it?" "Get some clean knickers for me." "Ogoshi Talent Agency" "The disco guy's here." "OK." "Come in." "This way." "Over here." "Stand up!" "Who do you think you're talking to?" "Get down." "Get down on your knees when you talk to me." "Bandai,... ..because you haven't paid that 100 million yen back,... ..the owner of the steel factory killed herself." "I heard she was the president of your fan club when you were a singer." "Are you human?" "I can't ignore people's suffering." "You know what you're doing?" "Human beings don't do that kind of thing." "Want to hang yourself?" "Huh?" "I'll help you." "Ten days." "Ten more days..." "Close the place." "Run." "It's like a kids' playground." "No good for society either." " I..." " Shut up!" "Stop it, Jimmy." "What are you wearing?" "!" "Wear something a bit nicer." "Idiot!" "The Thai girl Nami's done her job,... ..and he says we should give her passeport back." "Don't you?" "The boss decided." "Mind your own business." "Watch the girls." "Stop it!" "Idiots!" "Jimmy,... ..I know." "I'll talk to the boss." "Take this." "Get her a little dress." "Mr. Bandai." "Come here." "Have you forgotten?" "Get down." "On your knees." "Show respect." ""Pinky's"" "Ex-cop?" "Never heard of him." "But this is Pinky's." "You've got a reputation." "Are you a cop?" "No." "Where's the boss?" " No men here?" " You prefer men?" "Not really." "Here you go." "That's the bill." "What?" "I only had one beer." "You touched me." "You had a beer." "Where's your wallet?" "This place is a rip-off." "Call the owner." "Boss!" "This guy's weird." " Inside?" " Boss!" "You fucked three girls, didn't you?" "No." "Call the police." "Trying to cheat us?" "Hizu, help!" "Hizu." "We don't sell drugs!" "It's bullshit!" "You're ruining my business!" "I'm gonna arrest you for obstructing the law!" "Get out of the way!" "Hizu, I was worried..." "I thought you'd have weakened in jail." "My work's dangerous." "Join me." "Hizu, the guy who told the press about you was Ogoshi from the Goseikai clan." "He did it to stop the story coming out about the gay politician." "Ogoshi must have a hell of a lot of money in his office." "You must know that." "The key to the safe... ..you must know where it is." "And guns..." "you must know where we can get them." "The three of us can do it." "You, me and another guy." "Hizu!" "There's another weird customer here." "Loads of them tonight!" "Call me." "I'll wait." "Their money's illegal, so they can't declare their losses." "Business went bad after the bubble burst." "So the yakuza took over." "It's a familiar story, isn't it?" "The Mercedes, the brand-name suit..." "The press's favourite?" "He's just an amateur." "Don't underestimate Ogoshi." "How can we get in?" "Even if we do, it's a lion's den." "Even if we made it, we'll be hunted down for life." "The penalty's five million yen." "You'll have to pay alimony to your ex-wife, too." "Go hang yourself!" "I'll help you." "OK?" "Hizu!" "Quick!" "Hey, come on." "It's nothing bad." "Wait." "Ah, Sorry." "You OK?" "Do you speak Japanese?" "Where's Jimmy?" "I'm looking for him." "Don't worry..." "Police!" "Show me your passport." "Wait." "Stay here!" "Wait!" "Over there!" " You go that way." " Yes, sir." "Get in." "Get in!" "Ouch." "Here?" "What?" "Jimmy's here." "I'm not interested." "I'll pay in advance." "Don't come in." "It's dangerous." "Let's be careful." "It sounds too good to be true." "Jimmy!" "I'm... sorry." "This guy saved my life." "Forget it!" "I work hard." "Get out." "It's dangerous." "Want to live with her in Thailand?" "You'll need her passport." "You can't come in!" "So much money." "Hey!" "You!" "What did you say?" "What?" "I know all about it." "Tomorrow's race." "Tomorrow's race!" "Hey, you!" "Listen!" "You're crazy!" " Listen." " I heard nothing." "I didn't hear a thing." "Nami." "What?" "I didn't hear a thing." "Shut him up or forget the plan." "Decide." "Another one?" "You want to play baseball with the yakuza?" "You dyed your fucking hair." "What are the membership rules?" "Don't pity me." "Typical Japanese." "What's it gonna be?" "Fucking idiot!" "Well?" "Forget it." "It's off." "Are you OK?" "Jimmy?" "Hey, you..." "Come on, boy." "Come on!" "Afraid of guns?" "Fucking punk!" "You were faking." "Hizu, stop." "You, that punk and me, that's enough." "We don't need the blond boy." "Why?" "Picking on the weak." "Who is it?" "Come out!" "I heard." "Poor politics." "Eh, Mr. Bandai?" "Japanese men are no good!" "Well?" "That security camera is useless." "It can't even see us back here!" "Jimmy's our inside man." "He's transporting big money tonight." "For a five million cut he'll open that door." "Once he gives us the signal..." "Once Jimmy gives that signal that's when we make our move!" "Ski masks and guns... ..and we'll do the job!" "It's perfect." "Finger off the trigger." "Jimmy, do a good job." "It's not opening." "What's wrong?" "Calm down!" "You still owe money." "None of your business." "It's open." "Not yet!" " You're not one of us now." "Get out!" " Hey..." "What's going on?" " Who let that stupid blond in on this?" " Shut up!" "Don't come this way!" "We're all going to get killed!" "Start all over again?" "No." "Jimmy said they're collecting big money tonight." "Where can we get in?" "Use me as a decoy." "No!" "Don't." "Step on it." "I've brought the interest." "It's my fault." "Sorry." "I'm in a hurry." "That's not fair." "Come in." "Let me in." "I was first." " Fuck off!" " You can't let him in." "Move!" "Let's go!" "Wait here." "Good things come to those who wait!" "What's going on?" "Hand over the money!" " The money!" " Hell!" "Open the safe!" "Open the safe." "Where are you from?" "Open the safe!" "Hands up!" "Hands up!" "Too bad." "The key's at head office." "Take this!" "There's a card key under the desk." "What?" "Right?" "I'll count to five." "Then I'll blow your boss's head off." "One." " Two." " Boss?" "Stay calm." "Three." "Why be afraid of guns?" "We're yakuza." "Wimps!" "Freeze!" "Stop!" "I understand!" "Don't shoot!" "Listen to me!" "Hold your fire!" "Hisamatsu!" "Leave it." "There's a gun there, too." "Hands up." "Come here!" "Go!" "Hands up!" "Freeze!" "Go on." "Kill me first." "Or I'll hunt you down and kill you all." "Understand?" "Don't move!" "Got it!" "Stand up!" "Hey." "Is that your car?" "I told you not to park there." "Who are you?" "Ah, sir." "You're here." "Nobody was here, so I let myself in." "Go now!" "Help!" "I'll shoot you!" "Yeah!" "Go!" "Or be shot!" "Hands up!" "Down." "Quick!" "Go." "Shit!" "What's that face for?" "What?" "Give me a knife!" " Where is it?" " I'm sorry." "Give me a knife!" "Calm down." "How much?" "Over 100 million." "Anyone hurt?" "Nomoto." "I see." "I've had a hard day." "So when I get home, I'll need a bath right away." "A lovely bath." "Then dinner." "Everything's OK." "Mama cooks so well." "Tell her." "And... ..I've got a great souvenir, tell her." "Really great." "Anyway, I'll be back soon." "See you." "Bye-bye." "Thank you for everything." "I'll go to the country, to my parents' home." "We'll visit my ancestors' tomb, the whole family, all four of us." "I love to travel back home with my family." "Best regards to Mr. Bandai." "What's wrong?" "Best regards?" "You killed him." " Killed who?" " You killed him." "Do you think they'd just let Bandai go?" "Who killed whom?" "They're not stupid." "If they kill him, they can't take over the bar." "They're not stupid." "I'm lucky." "They gave me a suspended sentence." "Nami." "Jimmy!" "It's from you!" "Passport please." "I'll take your ticket." "I'm getting you a forged passport." "Understand?" "It's a... "liar passport"." "We can leave here in, um..." ""15 days"." "You understand?" "So keep out of sight until we meet at the hot spring." "We can go back to Thailand together." "Look." "Ticket!" "Passport!" "I told you." "I can't go to thailand." "Here." "It's all yours." "You worked so hard." "You sacrificed yourself." "You deserve it." "No!" "Let's go back together." "Jimmy!" "Don't you like me?" "You lied to me!" "You lied!" "Nothing but lies!" "Lies!" "That's not true." "I just want you to be really happy." "That's all." "Don't worry about me." ""Together." "We'll always be together."" "Lies!" "I don't need this!" "How did you get this?" "How did you get it?" "It's yours!" "Ogi gave it to me." "He says it's the Japanese way of paying for sins." "What does he mean?" "Let's get out." "No!" "Quick!" "No!" "Nami!" "Shit." "What am I doing here..." "Sir, do you want the back door or would you prefer a blowjob?" "I'm trying." "Trying to get you a passport." "We could both go to Thailand." "Won't you wait for me?" "Take this." "So this from "My Ken?"" "So... which do you want?" "This is so wrong..." "Just stop." "We'll have to keep the place open, or they'll suspect me." "Well?" "I'll stay, for you." "Who planned it?" "Nami's got nothing to do with it." "Nammy?" "We'll let her go." "Who planned it?" "Tell us!" "I'll crush your balls." "Disco?" "Disco, eh?" "They're here." "Must be about something else." "It was only yesterday." "Welcome." "Sorry about last night." "This way to the VIP room." "Little prick." "Creating all this mess." "Where are the others?" "Bandai!" "Don't shoot." "Come on." "They're watching your car." "Shithead!" "They're valuable." "Treat them nice." "We can sell them." "You're always the one who takes responsibility." "Why didn't they send us better help?" "Collecting articles about himself!" "Pleb!" "Hey." "Look." "This guy." "It must be him." "Right." "Ogiwara." "There were five of them." "The ex-detective." " What was his name?" " I couldn't get it." "Hey!" "Get me more files!" "That's him." "Detective Gets Two-Year Prison Term For Gambling" "Those eyes." "You fucker." "What the hell?" "So you're still kicking." "Don't fuck with me." "What are you playing at?" "Our boss can't trust me, eh?" "I can kill those guys easily by myself." "Who the fuck are they?" "Why do we need help from queers?" "You..." "You... killed..." "Nami." "You... killed..." "Nami." "Kazuma!" "I'm back." "I forgot..." "I'm back." "Papa worked so hard." "I earned 30 million yen in one day." "Do you see me differently now?" "Mama." "Hiromi?" "Are you here?" "Play "Für EIise" for me." "Play for Papa." "How much do you think I paid for that bloody piano?" "Mama!" "Bath and dinner!" "As usual." "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "I'm..." "I'll play." "Listen." "That's good." "Very good!" "Mama!" "I come home from work, but my bath isn't even ready." "I should never have married you." "I had better choices." "A tall guy from Tokyo University." "Fuck you!" "I'm good when I want to be!" "Don't say I'm stupid and uneducated." "I'm good when I have to be." "You should be like Daddy." "You have to be like me!" "There's really no place like home." "I'm great... really?" "Who are you?" "Did you kill her?" "No." "Look, she's already rotten." "Then quit starring already." "If she's dead, she's fuckin' dead." "Do you think he killed her?" "Who cares?" "I mean, how can parents kill their own children?" "Are you talking about me?" "Are you saying they could kill their bastard children?" "I didn't mean..." "You mean you don't know?" "Then what about my mum?" "Tell me." "A concubine, wasn't she?" "So what?" "She was number three." "He was the mayor." "Are you taking the piss out of me?" "He raped her and you were born." "So what?" "I'm sorry." "I'll do anything." "Forgive me, please." " Don't hit me!" " Fucking idiot!" "Take off your clothes." "Take them off!" "You're a great man." "You stabbed the mayor when you were 13." "So what?" "Your mother's great, too." "She became a prostitute so she could raise you." "So what?" "Idiot!" "Get them off!" "Am I really great?" "You're great." "Tell me again." "Am I really great?" "How great am I?" "You're really powerful." "How powerful?" "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "How great am I?" "I forget... how'd that line go?" "I can't believe you'd forget it so fast!" "I just don't remember." " But I just told you." " I don't remember." ""You need only be stronger than yourself."" "Don't tell me the rest." "I'll remember it now." ""Hey mister, can you teach me how to run faster?"" "Come on!" "You remembered." "My ring size." "It's nothing much." " Hey?" " Hey!" "Listen to it." "See if you like it." ""Crimson Flower"" "Thank you." "Can we start over?" "Miki is so happy, too." "This time, I'll be..." "What kind of money is it?" "It's their way of thanking me for keeping quiet and going to jail." "I finally collected it." "What?" "I thought it was for a lady." "Silly." "If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't risk my life for this kind of money." "What kind?" "Mama." "Pee-pee." "OK." "Let's go." "Be quick." "What's wrong?" "You're acting strange!" "Now, where's the bathroom?" "Ah!" "Over there." "OK?" "Can you hold it?" "Shit!" "Gun's in the car." "Let's go back to Daddy." " We've got to get out." " What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "Don't!" " It's not what you think." " Let her go!" "Miki!" "We've got to get out." "Calm down." "Quickly!" "What's the hurry?" "We haven't paid." "Where is everyone?" "Shh." "Quick." "I'll go in the back." " In front!" " What's wrong?" " Miki likes it in front, don't you?" " Miki likes it in front!" "It's useless." "Just a minute." "Seats on the last bus only." " Reserve them." " We'll reserve them." "Two adjacent seats." "Bandai." "That's right." "B-A-N-D-A-I." "Thanks." "Why are we going by coach?" "We're rich." "Let's take a cab." "Or,... ..we could go in this Bandai-style cruiser,..." "..across the sea!" "You're rather cheerful." "This way, old man." "Are you OK on your own?" "Come here." "Mitsuya!" "Don't answer it." "Who is it?" "Two tickets to Iida." "15A and B." "Thank you." "Mitsuya." "Attention." "The last bus to Matsumoto and Iida departs at 7.30pm..." "Thanks." "Pee." "Me, too." "Now what?" "You told them." "Hands out." "Take your hands out!" "Family Of Four Slaughtered" " Did you do it?" " It was me." "It's all my fault." "It's what you call Japanese kindness." "No!" "No!" "You're wrong!" "I said on the phone..." "You lost some money." "All that money!" "How?" "Mitsuya!" "It's my share." "I can't pay you back." "What the fuck?" "!" "Have you got guns?" "We've got two." "Fuck off!" "Two pros." "Forget the sightseeing." "Run." "Far away." "How do you know all this?" "It's not written anywhere." "Together to the end." "I've got something to take care of." "You go ahead." " Where are you going?" " Don't tell him!" "Gentlemen,... ..we're not ready yet." "Wait till your tickets have been checked." "Iida." "My mother's from there." "I haven't told anyone else." "That's far away." "Hizu." "Thanks." "Attention, Bus #300 will be boarding in 10 minutes." "Will all passengers please check their luggage." "Some things never change." "Like the view of the same old buildings out the bus window." "It'll always look just like that, Mr. Bandai." "But the city smells different this time." "Something's different all right." "You should go it alone from here." " Two beers." " OK." "Oh!" "They still have these!" "Milk Candy" "This, too." "Thank you very much." "This is an old shop, isn't it?" " 15 years?" " We've been here 20." "Ah, yes." "I remember it." "Thank you." "Mitsuya!" "Bandai!" "Idiot." "Ambulance." "It's OK." "Where?" "The two hitmen." "One's down..." "I think." "Shut the fuck up!" "Has he gone?" "The cops will be here soon." "We can get away then." "Give my money to my mother in Iida." "She's ill." "Asshole!" "Count to three and get out." "Mitsuya." "Count to three." "No." "Where are you going?" "I'm coming too." "Together..." "Bandai." "We've got no medical insurance, see?" "In this business,... ..you have to pay a little extra." "Kyoya,... ..I understand that." "But it's not up to me." "Our lives are on the line." "Those four aren't pros,... ..but they've got guns." "You said they were just amateurs." "A man was shot dead last night at the west exit of Shinjuku bus station." "The joint forces of national and local police report that... ..the style of the crime suggests the victim, Mikihiko Bandai,... ..was killed by someone who was seeking personal revenge." "It's also reported... ..that according to eye-witnesses' statements,... ..two men with guns were seen escaping from the scene,... ..as well as a disco employee, Mr. A, who is thought to have been with the victim." "Police are also investigating other people connected with Mr. Bandai." "Mr. Bandai has no money." "Before he built his house of money he was put to death." "Shit." "Where are you now?" "I can't even get revenge." "So,..." "..forgive me." "Who's there?" "Can you hear me?" "Answer me." "I can't kill myself." "Even though you're waiting, I can't." "I'm sorry." "I'm... ..so tired." "I'm so sleepy." "Goodbye." "Hey." "She's cute." "How old is she?" "Four." "Your wife is beautiful, too." "Want some?" "Wonder what happened to Jimmy." "The four of them, they're waiting for us there." "Chasing after yesterday's dream" "Wandering around alone in the crowd again" "I miss the way I used to be" "Drowning my sorrow in sake" "While I drink and party by myself" "Time passes so quickly" "Rainbow-coloured dreams" "Float and disappear" "On amber glass" "Hizu." "Crimson flowers" "With all my thoughts" "I dedicated these love songs to him" "Where is my love gone?" "Where is it now?" "It's just another faded dream" "Smiling after suffering" "Time never comes back even if you regret" "I'm so tired..." "What's that?" "Check them out." "Get out." "Are you insane?" "You should've told me." "The two hitmen?" "Upstairs." "Hizu!" "Ogoshi!" " Watch out!" " Boss, I'm sorry." "Don't go alone." "Wait!" "Boss!" "Wait." "Boss?" "Wait!" "Here." "I'll give it to you!" "Want to play?" "Let's play together." "Come on!" "Break it!" "Hizu." "I told you to wait!" "The killers..." "Kazuma!" "Kazuma!" "Gun." "I'm out of bullets." "Brother..." "Brother, are you OK?" "Brother!" "Kazuma!" "I don't want to leave you!" "Kazuma!" "Idiots!" "Fucking idiots!" "It's a lovely day, isn't it?" "Welcome aboard." "This is the express bus from Shinjuku to Iida." "How could it rain on us three beautiful women?" "In five minutes, we'll arrive at a service station." "We'll stop for 20 minutes." "Please don't be late for departure." "We will depart at 5.30pm." "Sorry." "There was no beer." "I'm worn out." "Let's rest." "That was delicious!" "Very good." "Just the right amount." " What did you buy?" " Horse meat." "One, two,... ..three, four..." "Koichi Sato" "Masahiro Motoki" "Jinpachi Nezu" "Kippei Shiina" "Naoto Takenaka" "Kazuya Kimura" "Toshiyuki Nagashima" "Shingo Tsurumi" "Beat Takeshi" "Chief Executive Producer KAZUYOSHI OKUYAMA" "Executive Producer KANJI MIURA" "Producers TAKETO NIITSU KATSUHIDE MOTOKI" "Photography Director YASUSHI SASAKIBARA" "Lighting Director KENJI USHIBA" "Music GORO YASUKAWA" "Production Design TERU YAMAZAKI" "Recording MINEHARU KITAMURA" "Editor AKIMASA KAWASHIMA" "Screenplay Direction TAKASHI ISHII" "GONIN Original Soundtrack Music by Goro Yasukawa subbed for ADC translation of additional dialog by KEMUSHi and KENTAIFILMS synched and fitted to dvd by glopglop" "If you paid for this, you've been ripped off!"
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"NARRATOR:" "Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year." "Over the next decade he and his wife had three children and then they separated." "Are you getting divorced?" "At the moment, no..." "but... it doesn't look good." "Do you still love us?" "Of course I do." "Do you still love Mom?" "Yes, very much, but your mother's asked me to leave and I must respect her position on the matter." "Is it our fault?" "No." "No." "Obviously, we made certain sacrifices as a result of having children, but, uh... no, Lord, no." "Then why'd she ask you to leave?" "I don't really know anymore." "Maybe, uh, I wasn't as true to her as I could've been." "Well, she said..." "Let's just drop it shall we, uh, Chassie?" "NARRATOR:" "They were never legally divorced." "Thank you, Pagoda." "NARRATOR:" "Etheline Tenenbaum keptthe house and raised the children and their education was her highest priority." "Yes, I'll hold, please." "Thank you." "I need $187." "Write yourself a check." "Bene." "Si." "Grazie mille." "NARRATOR:" "She wrote a book on the subject." "Chas, Chas!" "Richie!" "Uh, the gentleman in the blue cardigan, please." "Thank you." "I have a two-part question." "Go ahead." "NARRATOR:" "Chas Tenenbaum had, since elementary school taken most of his meals in his room standing up at his desk with a cup of coffee to save time." "In the sixth grade, he went into business breeding Dalmatian mice which he sold to a pet shop in Little Tokyo." "He started buying real estate in his early teens and seemed to have an almost preternatural understanding of international finance." "He negotiated the purchase of his father's summer house on Eagle's Island." "ROYAL:" "Hold it, Chassie." "Hold it right there." "What are you doing?" "You're on my team." "There are no teams." "NARRATOR:" "The BB was still lodged between two knuckles in Chas's left hand." "Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age two." "Her father had always noted this when introducing her." "This is my adopted daughter Margot Tenenbaum." "NARRATOR:" "She was a playwright, and won a Braverman Grant of $50,000 in the ninth grade." "She and her brother Richie ran away from home one winter and camped out in the African wing of the public archives." "Hi, Eli." "You said I could run away, too." "No, I didn't, and don't tell anyone you saw us." "NARRATOR:" "They shared a sleeping bag and survived on crackers and root beer." "Fouryears later" "Margot disappeared alone for two weeks and came back with half a finger missing." "Richie Tenenbaum had been a champion tennis player since the third grade." "Do you copy, Anonymous?" "NARRATOR:" "He turned pro at 17 and won the U.S. Nationals three years in a row." "He kept a studio in the corner of the ballroom but had failed to develop as a painter." "Up... up... right... perfect." "Pagoda?" "NARRATOR:" "On weekends" "Royal took him on outings around the city." "Put it out there." "NARRATOR:" "These invitations were never extended to anyone else." "Richie's best friend, Eli Cash, lived with his aunt in the building across the street." "He was a regular fixture at family gatherings holidays, mornings before school, and most afternoons." "The three Tenenbaum children performed Margot's first play on the night of her 1 1th birthday." "They had agreed to invite their father to the party." "What'd you think, Dad?" "Mmm... didn't seem believable to me." "Why are you wearing pajamas?" "Do you live here?" "He has permission to sleep over." "Well, did you at least think the characters were well-developed?" "What characters?" "This is a bunch of little kids, uh dressed up in animal costumes." "Good night, everyone." "Well, sweetie... don't be mad at me." "That's just one man's opinion." "children:" " Happy birthday to you " " Happy birthday to you... " "NARRATOR:" "He had not been invited to any of theirparties since." "In fact, virtually all memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure, and disaster." "Go, Mordecai." " Na, na, na " " Na-na-na-na " " Na-na-na-na " " Hey Jude " " Na, na, na " " Na-na-na-na... " "I've been instructed to refuse any further charges on your room account and to direct you, in writing to please vacate the premises by the end of the month." "What about Sing-Sang?" "I owe her $100." "NARRATOR:" "Royal had lived in the Lindbergh Palace Hotel for 22 years." "Can you pay her in cash?" "Uh-uh." "NARRATOR:" "He was a prominent litigator until the mid '80s when he was disbarred and briefly imprisoned." "No one in his family had spoken to him in three years." "Read it back to me so far, Pietro." "New paragraph." "NARRATOR:" "Richie had retired from professional tennis at 26." "His last match had been widely discussed in the media." ""Your friend Richie." End of letter." "NARRATOR:" "For the pastyear, he had been traveling alone on an ocean liner called the Cote d'lvoire and had seen both poles, five oceans the Amazon and the Nile." ""The crickets and the rust beetles scuttled" ""among the nettles of the sage thicket." ""'Vamanos, amigos, ' he whispered" ""and threw the busted-leather flint craw" ""over the loose weave of the saddle cock and they rode on in the friscalating dusk light."" "NARRATOR:" "Eli was an assistant professor of English literature at Brooks College." "The recent publication of his second novel had earned him a sudden, unexpected literary celebrity." "Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn." "What this book presupposes is..." "maybe he didn't." "Let me ask you something." "Why would a review make the point of saying someone's nota genius?" "You think I'm especially nota genius?" "I know w..." "You didn't even have to think about it, did you?" "Well, I just don't use thatword lightly." "I have to go, Eli." "MAN:" "Margot?" "Uh-huh." "May I come in, please?" "How are you, my darling?" "NARRATOR:" "Margo was married to the writer and neurologist" "Raleigh St. Clair." "I'm fine, thank you." "You need to eat something." "May I make you dinner?" "No, thank you." "NARRATOR:" "She was known for her extreme secrecy." "For example, none of the Tenenbaums knew she was a smoker, which she had been since the age of 12." "Nor were they aware of her first marriage and divorce to a recording artist in Jamaica." "She kept a private studio in Mockingbird Heights under the name "Helen Scott. "" "She had not completed a play in seven years." "17 October, third examination of Dudley Heinsbergen." "All right, Dudley make yours like mine." "NARRATOR:" "Raleigh's next book was on the subject of a condition he called "Heinsbergen Syndrome. "" "Where's that red one going to go?" "Done." "Good." "Very good." "My goodness." "How interesting." "How bizarre." "Dudley suffers from a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia and color blindness." "He has a highly acute sense of hearing." "There is also evidence of..." "I'm not color blind, am I?" "I'm afraid you are." "Ari, fire alarm!" "Let's go!" "Out you go!" "Let's go!" "Uzi, emergency!" "Let's go!" "Uzi... what did I just say?" "!" "Look alive!" "Fire!" "NARRATOR:" "Chas's wife Rachael was killed in a plane crash the previous summer." "What about Buckley?" "It's too late." "You forgot him." "Buckley!" "Buckley!" "No elevator!" "There's a fire." "Go, go!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "NARRATOR:" "Chas and theirtwo sons, Ari and Uzi were also on the flight and survived as did their dog who was discovered in his cage several thousand yards from the crash site." "Four minutes, 48 seconds." "We're all dead, burnt to a crisp." "NARRATOR:" "Over the last six months he had become increasingly concerned with their safety." "We left Buckley." "It doesn't matter." "NARRATOR:" "Etheline became an archaeologist and had overseen excavations for the Department of Housing and the Transit Authority." "Apropos of my question regarding l-40 slash l-9 adjustments... um..." "NARRATOR:" "She taught a bridge class twice a week with herfriend and business manager, Henry Sherman." "It would probably be advantageous for your marital status to be legally established as single in light of the circumstances." "What do you mean?" "I mean for tax purposes." "But I thought..." "Etheline..." "Yes?" "Will you marry me?" "I..." "I love you, uh..." "Did you already know that?" "No, I didn't." "Since herseparation from her husband she had had many suitors but had not considered a single one until this moment." "This isn't really a tax issue, is it?" "That's true, uh..." "I don't know why I put it that way." "Let me think about it, Henry." "Hello." "Please tell Mr. Royal this is the Pagoda." "Lobby." "Thank you, Dusty." "You're welcome." "Good morning, Jerry." "Hmm..." "Oh, there's a call for you, Mr. Tenenbaum." "Who is it, Frederick?" "A Mr. Pagoda." "What do you got?" "The black man asked her to be his wife." "No shit?" "What did Ethel say?" "She think about it." "I don't like the sound of this one damn bit, Pagoda." "I mean..." "Lord knows" "I've had my share of infidelities but she's still my wife." "And no damn two-bit, chartered accountant is going to change that." "Hi." "Hey, Pagoda, give us a hand, huh?" "Chas?" "What's going on?" "We got locked out of our apartment." "Did you call a locksmith?" "Uh-huh." "Well, I don't understand." "Did you pack your bags before you got locked out or how did you...?" "It's not safe over there." "Excuse me for a moment." "What are you talking about?" "The apartment." "I have to get some new sprinklers and a backup security system installed." "But there are no sprinklers here, either." "Well, we might have to do something about that, too." "Okay." "lsn't this fun, huh?" "lsn't this great?" "Feels like we're camping." "When are we going home?" "Huh?" "Hey, look at this." "Pretty cool, huh?" " Who am I supposed to be?" "" "Who put that in here?" "..." "Look at me " " What am I supposed to be?" "" "Okay." "Well, I will see you boys in the morning." "Good night." "Good night." "Good night." " Look at me " "You know what?" "I think I'm going to sleep in here with you." "That way we can all be together." " Oh, my love " " Oh. " "What kind of side effects can be expected?" "Well, there are a number of possibilities." "Severe nausea and dizziness are standard." "A certain percentage of patients may also experience seizure." "You mean, like flopping around on the floor and everything?" "In some cases." "You have a visitor, my darling." "MARGOT:" "Who is it?" "It's me, sweetie." "Raleigh says you've been spending six hours a day locked in here, watching television and soaking in the tub." "I doubt that." "I don't think that's very healthy, do you?" "Nor do I think it's very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the bathtub." "I tie it to the radiator." "Well, it can't be very good for your eyes, anyway." "Chas came home." "What do you mean?" "He and Ari and Uzi are going to stay with me for a little while." "Why are they allowed to do that?" "I don't know exactly but I think he's been very depressed." "So am I." "So are you, what?" "But why is this necessary?" "'Cause I'm in a rut, and I need a change." "Hang on." ""Christmas Time is Here" playing )" "ETHELlNE:" "Taxi!" "That cab has a dent in it." "You don't love me anymore, do you?" "I do, kind of." "I can't explain it right now." "Another dent here, and another dent here." "I'll call you, okay?" "Hello." "Hello?" "Hello, beautiful." "Got a minute?" "What are you doing here?" "Uh, I need a favor." "I want to spend some time with you and the children." "Are you crazy?" "Well, wait a minute, damn it!" "Stop following me." "Well, I want my family back." "Well, you can't have it." "I'm sorry for you, but it's too late." "Well, listen..." "Baby, I'm dying." "Yeah, I'm-I'm sick as a dog." "I'll be dead in six weeks." "I'm dying." "What are you talking about?" "What's happening?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't know." ":" "Well, what'd they say?" "What is the prognosis?" "Take it easy, Ethel." "Now, hold-hold on, baby, hold on." "Hold on, okay?" "Ethel, hold on, hold on." "Where is the doctor?" "Don't..." "Well, just..." "W-Wait a second now." "Wait a second." "Okay, uh, listen, I'm not dying... but I need some time." "A month or so, okay?" "I want us..." "I want us to-to..." "What's wrong with you?" "!" "Damn!" "Ethel." "Are you crazy?" "!" "Ethel, baby..." "I am dying." "Are you or aren't you?" "What?" "Dying?" "Yeah." "Have you told your children?" "More or less." "And are they all right?" "It's hard to say." "Who's your father?" "His name is Royal Tenenbaum." "You told us he was already dead." "Yeah, well, now he's really dying." "Ready." "Print it." "I am very sorry, Margo." "That's okay." "We're not actually related, anyway." "True." "I'd like to send a response, please." "MAN:" "Yes, sir, go ahead." "Dear Mom:" "I received your message." "I'm coming home as soon as possible." "Who do I see about that?" "NARRATOR:" "The ship's porter arranged for Richie to disembark at Halifax and transfer to a third-class state room on board the Queen Helena destined for the Eastern seaboard." "His trunks would not arrive for another 1 1 days." "Hey, Baumer." "Do you mind if we get a picture with you?" "Not at all." "NARRATOR:" "He had made a request for his usual escort the one from his days on the circuit to meet him at the pier by way of the Green Line bus." "Hi." "NARRATOR:" "As always, she was late." " I've been out walking " " I don't do too much talking these days " " These days " " These days I seem to think a lot " " About the things that I forgot to do... " " And other times, I... " "Stand up straight." "Let me get a look at you." "What's so funny?" "Well it's nice to see you, too." "NARRATOR:" "That night, Etheline found all of her children living together under the same roof for the first time in 17 years." "Where's your dad?" "NARRATOR:" "The next morning, Richie woke at dawn." "He had decided birds should not be kept in cages fed Mordecai three sardines, and set him free." "I've missed the hell out of you, my darlings." "Well, you know that, though, don't you?" "I hear you're dying." "So they tell me." "I'm sorry." "Well, I've had a good run." "You don't look so sick, Dad." "Thank you." "What have you got?" "I've got a pretty bad case of cancer." ":" "How long you going to last?" "Not long." "A month, a year?" "About six weeks." "Let me get to the point." "The three of you and your mother are all I've got and I love you more than anything." "CHAS:" "Ho-ho!" "Ho-ho." "Chas, let me finish here." "Now, I've got six weeks to set things right with you and I aim to do it." "Will you give me a chance?" "No." "You speak for everyone?" "I speak for myself." "Well, you've made your views known." "Let somebody else do some of the talking now." "What do you propose to do?" "I can't say, really." "Um, make up for lost time, I suppose." "First thing I want to do is take you out to see your grandmother, at some point." "I haven't been out there since I was six." "I haven't been out there at all." "I was never invited." "Well, she wasn't your real grandmother and I never knew how much interest you had, uh, sweetie." "Anyway, you're invited now." "Thanks." "RlCHlE:" "You know, Rachael's buried out there, too." "Who?" "My wife." "Oh, that's right, isn't it?" "Well, we'll have to swing by her grave, too." "Uh, I'll be right back." "Chas." "Chas." "Can I see my grandsons?" "Why?" "Because I finally want to meet them." "Don't give me that guff." "I think we'll pass." "Pagoda... where's my Havelina?" "I'll say good-night to you now, children." "Dad." "Thank you, my sweet boy." "I'll contact you in the next 12 hours with further instructions." "Look at that old grizzly bear." "Hello, Ethel." "Good evening, sir." "Hold the cab, will you, driver?" "Royal, this is Henry Sherman." "Hey, lay it on me, man." "How do you do?" "Not too well." "I'm dying." "How's Richie?" "I don't know." "I can't tell." "Yeah, me neither." "He wrote me a letter." "He says he's in love with you." "What are you talking about?" "That's what he said." "I don't know how we're supposed to take it." "Hang on." "MAN:" "Hello." "Sugar, it's Eli." "Hey, baby, give me a second." "What are we doing, Eli?" "Oh, I just got to pick something up." "Don't repeat that, by the way." "About Richie." "It was told to me in confidence, and, you know..." "Good." "Now just remove the loose soil and note the decomposition levels." "I'm sorry to interrupt your work." "Don't be silly." "Come on." "I just want to apologize for the other day when I proposed to you." "Why?" "I thought it was very sweet." "I know I'm not as accomplished as some of the men you've been involved with." "Uh, Franklin Benedict, General Cartwright, and your ex-husband." "Oh, that's ridiculous." "But, but, I feel..." "I can offer just as much as them." "I know I went about it backwards, but..." "Henry, I have no interest in Franklin Benedict or Doug Cartwright-- I never did-- and as far as Royal's concerned, he's the most..." "Henry?" "Henry, are you all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Anyway, let me know when you make up your mind." "Henry, wait a second." "I'm sorry, I'm very nervous." "Th-That's okay." "Oh, thank you." "Why are you so nervous?" "Well, to tell you the truth" "I haven't slept with a man in 18 years." " Dah-dah-dum " " Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah, dah-dum " " Dah-dah, dah-dah-dah " " Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah... " " La-dah-dah-dah-dah, dah-dah... " " Lah-dah-dah-dah-dah, dah-dah... " " Dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah... " " Dah, dah-dah-dah, dah, dee... " " Dah, dah-dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah... " " Dah-dah, dah-dah... " "That's a hell of an old hound dog you got there." "What's he go by?" "Buckley." "Buckley, sit." "You know who I am?" "I'm Royal." "Have you heard of me?" "I'm very sorry for your loss." "Your mother was a terribly attractive woman." "Thank you." "Which one are you?" "Ari." "Uzi, I'm your granddad." "Hello." "I'm sorry we haven't gotten to know each other." "I don't get invited around very much." "What do you think of that, by the way?" "Oh, you... you don't have to say anything." "It's kind of a "fuck you" to the old man, I guess." "How's your daddy?" "Fine." "You think so, huh?" "How often has he got you working out?" "16 times a week." "Do me a favor." "Tell him you want to meet me." "But we just met." "No, we didn't." "Look, I'd like us to have a relationship but we have to pull some strings to make it happen." "Now, here's what you tell him." "You say..." "ARl:" "Well, I bet Mom would have wanted us to meet him before he died." "Wouldn't she?" "Don't you think?" "She was a tough old broad, wasn't she?" "I wouldn't know." "Excuse me." "Come on." "Oh, that's right." "We've got another body buried here, haven't we?" "Uh, hold on." "Take some of these." "Come on." "So what do you think of this big, old black buck moving in up there?" "Who?" "Henry Sherman." "You know him?" "Yeah." "Is he worth a damn?" "I believe so." "What happened to your finger?" "Uzi, shh." "It's okay, I'll tell you." "I'm adopted." "Did you know that?" "Well, I am." "When I was 14, I went to find my real family." "They live in Indiana." "All right, now, just set one of them hickory trunks right up top there, sister Maggie." "Did you try to sew it back on?" "Wasn't worth it." "Hell of a damn grave." "Wish it were mine." "It's a shame, isn't it?" "What?" "Well, you probably had another good two or three years of competitive play in you." "Probably." "I had a lot riding on that match, you know." "Financially and personally." "Why did you choke out there that day, Baumer?" "tennis ANNOUNCER:" "Mr. Gandhi leads 40-15." "COMMENTATOR:" "That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum." "He's playing the worst tennis of his life." "What's he feeling right now, Tex Hayward?" "HAYWARD:" "I don't know, Jim." "There's obviously something wrong with him." "He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying." "COMMENTATOR:" "I think you're right." "Who's he looking at in the friends' box, Tex?" "HAYWARD:" "That's his sister, Margot and her new husband, Raleigh St. Clair." "They were just married yesterday, Jim." "COMMENTATOR:" "Oh, yes." "COMMENTATOR:" "I've never seen anything like this." "HAYWARD:" "Neither have I." "Strange day out here at Windswept Fields." "I kind of disappeared after that, didn't I?" "Yeah." "But I understood." "I know you're not very good with disappointment." "You still got that little BB in your hand, Chassie?" "Why did you shoot me?" "It was the object of the game, wasn't it?" "No." "We were on the same team." "Were we?" "Well... you sued me." "Twice." "Got me disbarred." "I don't hold it against you, do I?" "And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?" "Objection, Your Honor." "Damn it, I..." "Why don't you leave the objections to me, Royal?" "Because I started the corporation when I was a minor." "So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts." "He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was 14." "You think you could start forgiving me?" "Why should I?" "Because you're hurting me." "Come on." "Were you in prison?" "Kind of." "Minimum security." "I got jacked by the irs." "Should we split?" "Yes, sir." "No, call me Mr. Tenenbaum." "Okay." "No, I'm kidding; call me Pappy." "Okay." "Come on, let's shag ass." "Well, just let me know ifyou need somebody to talk to, okay?" "I like Raleigh very much." "I know he's a lot older than you are and you two are having some problems but... anyway, maybe I can help." "Okay." "Thanks." "Hey, Baumer!" "All right!" "All right!" "Ha!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, Jesus." "By the way, I heard about that letter you sent to Eli." "You dropped some cigarettes." "Those aren't mine." "They just fell out of your pocket." "Oh, my Lord, look at you." "Come in." "Did you tell Margot about that letter I wrote to you?" "Why?" "Did she mention it?" "Yes, I did." "Why would she have repeated that, I wonder?" "Well, I would ask you the same question." "Rightly so." "What'd you say?" "Hmm?" "What?" "I didn't say anything." "When?" "Right now?" "I'm sorry; don't listen to me." "I'm on mescaline." "I've been spaced out all day." "Did you say you're on mescaline?" "I did, indeed." "Very much so." "How often do you, uh...?" "I'm worried about you, Richie." "Why?" "Well, actually, Margot is, for some reason." "But I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her." "She's married, you know." "Yeah." "And she's your sister." "Adopted." "Where are my encyclopedias?" "They've been placed in storage." "Well, damn you." "You're taking my encyclopedias." "Th-this is humiliating." "I'm sorry." "Would you like to make a complaint in writing?" "Where am I supposed to go?" "You're turning me into a damn hobo." "I'd be happy to make a reservation for you" "at another hotel." "You son of a bitch." "Frederick." "Hello there, Dusty." "Hello." "Could you spot me a quarter?" "Of course." "Richie?" "Hi." "It's your dad." "I think he's very lonely... lonelier than he lets on maybe lonelier than he even realizes." "Have you spoken to him about this?" "Briefly, and he agreed that we..." "I'm sorry, maybe I'm a little confused here." "What are you suggesting?" "That he come here and stay in my room." "Are you out of your mind?" "No, I'm not." "Anyway, I think that he'd be much more comfortable here than he would..." "Who gives a shit?" "I do." "You poor sucker." "You poor, washed-up papa's boy." "SHERMAN:" "All right, let's not get out of hand." "Please, don't get in the middle of this, Mr. Sherman." "This is a family matter." "Don't talk to him like that." "Call me Henry." "I prefer Mr. Sherman." "Call him Henry." "Why?" "I don't know him that well." "You've known him for ten years." "As your accountant, Mr. Sherman, yes." "Where are you going to sleep?" "I'm just going to camp out upstairs." "We brought our sleeping bag..." "Uzi!" "ARl:" "We don't mind, Dad." "We like him." "UZl:" "Who, Pappy?" ""Pappy"?" "He can sleep in the room above us." "Ari, it's not your decision." "Nor is it yours." "Well, he's already up there." "What?" "!" "I think he's asleep because of the medication he's on but I..." "I guess you can wake him up and throw him out... if Mom says it's okay." "Get out." ":" "All right." "Let me just collect my things." "Would you mind handing me my cane, Richie?" "Let me see, where's my suitcases?" "I'll get 'em." "Oh, thanks." ":" "Oh!" "Dad!" "Mom!" "Grab me a Nembutal, will you, son?" "Are you okay?" "What the fuck you care?" "ETHELlNE:" "Oh, my goodness." "ROYAL:" "Pagoda?" "Call Doctor McClure." "Take a breath and hold it." "Now cough." "His condition is stable." "The attack was just a side effect." "I recommend you push fluids and continue the stomach cancer medication." "CHAS:" "Can we move him?" "Absolutely not." "For how long?" "We'll have to wait and see." "Is he going to be all right?" "That depends." "Is he a fighter?" "Yeah." "Then that's the best we've got." "Pagoda's in possession of a parcel containing my will and some instructions for the funeral including my epitaph, for when the time comes." "Proofread it for me before they carve it on the headstone, okay?" "Okay." "I never did stop loving you, by the way." "Do you believe that?" "Not really." "You look terrific." "That dress is stunning." "Thanks." " Tears that angels cry... " " And the dark and all the sky... " "Lights out, old man." "I thought I'd read for a while, Chas." "Sorry. 11:30." "Lights out." "I'm right in the middle of a sentence." "Well, you'll have to finish it in the morning." "Them's the rules." "Chas?" "Good night, my boy." " When the oneyou love says good-bye " " Sing a lullaby " " Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee " " Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee... " "Looks like you and Dad are back together again, huh?" "He's your dad, too, Chas." "No, he's not." "Yes, he is." "You really hate me, don't you?" "No." "I don't." "I love you." "Well, I don't know what you think you're going to get out of this but believe me, whatever it is, it's not worth it." "Chas..." "I don't want to hurt you." "I know what you and the boys have been through." "You're my brother, and I love you." "Stop saying that!" "What's that jackass doing?" "I know you, asshole!" "Did Eli send you that?" "Mm-hmm." "He always sends me his clippings." "What for?" "I think he just likes the encouragement." "He's done it for years." "He used to send me his grades in college." "That's ridiculous." "How long do you intend to stay here?" "I don't know." "Are you ever coming home?" "Maybe not." "You're joking." "No." "Well, I want to die." "Raleigh, please..." "Have you met someone else?" "I couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question." "ROYAL:" "I don't like the way you're treating Raleigh." "What are you talking about?" "You don't even know him." "Well, I've met him, and I don't think he deserves..." "Stay out of it." "You're two-timing him with that bloodsucker" "Eli Cash." "Now, that's just not right, damn it." "You used to be a genius." "No, I didn't." "Anyway, that's what they used to say." "raleigh:" "Richard, I know you're terribly close to Margot and probably understand her better than anyone." "May I confide in you?" "Okay." "I believe she's having an affair." "I'm utterly devastated." "I... don't know where else to turn." "Will you advise me?" "I don't know." "What do you want to do?" "I don't know." "Perhaps, uh..." "Find the guy and get him?" "Well, no, I thought we could..." "Who do you think it might be?" "I don't know at the moment." "CHAS:" "Let's look at the actuals, okay?" "I agree with you a hundred percent." "That's why we have marketing grids." "ROYAL:" "Hey." "What do you say we go down to Little Tokyo and get some fireworks?" "What do you need?" "Nothing." "I see you got them, uh, crunching numbers for you." "Please don't come in this room." "Chas has those boys cooped up like a pair ofjackrabbits, Etheline." "He has his reasons." "Oh, I know that but you can't raise boys to be scared of life." "You got to brew some recklessness into them." "I think that's terrible advice." "No, you don't." "ARl:" "We take boxing and self-defense classes." "I'm not talking about dance lessons." "I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield." "I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up." "What do you mean?" " The mama pajama rolled out of bed " " And she ran to the police station " " When the papa found out, he began to shout " " And he started the investigation " " It's against the law " "Go!" " It was against the law " " What the mama saw, it was against the law " " The mama looked down and spit on the ground " " Ev'ry time my name gets mentioned " " The papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy " " I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention" " " Well, I'm on my way " " I don't know where I'm goin' " " I'm on my way " " I'm takin' my time " " But I don't know where " " Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona... " "Come here." " See you, me and Julio " "That's it!" "Run!" " Down by the schoolyard " " See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard. " "Whoo-hoo!" "Yippee!" "He saved my life, you know." "30 years ago, I was knifed in a bazaar in Calcutta." "He carried me to the hospital on his back." "Who stabbed you?" "He did." "Yeah, there was a price on my head and he was a hired assassin." "Stuck me right in the gut with that." "Shoot." "CHAS:" "Hey!" "What?" "Where have you been?" "Uh, we just stepped out to get some air." "What's that?" "Holy shit." "That's not...?" "What is that?" "Oh, no, no, that's, uh, dog's blood." "Come here." "What?" "You stay away from my children." "Do you understand?" "My God, I haven't been in here for years." "Hey!" "Are you listening to me!" ":" "Yes, I am!" "I think you've having a nervous breakdown!" "I don't think you recovered from Rachael's death." "I..." "There you are." "How are you feeling?" "I'm having a ball." "Scrapping and yelling and mixing it up." "Loving every minute with this damn crew." "I want to thank you for raising our children by the way." "Okay." "I'm not kidding." "You always put them first, didn't you?" "I tried to." "Lately I feel like maybe I didn't do such a great job." "Goddamn it, don't do that to yourself." "I'm the one that failed them." "Or, anyway, it's nobody's fault." "Plus, that-- it doesn't..." "Why didn't you give a damn about us, Royal?" "Why didn't you care?" "I don't know." "I'm ashamed of myself." "I'll tell you one thing, though... you got more grit, fire and guts than any woman I have ever met." "What... what are you smiling about?" "Nothing." "No, wha... what's so funny?" "Nothing." "It's these little expressions of yours." "I don't know what you're talking about but I'll take it as a compliment." "You're true blue, Ethel." "You really are." "How's your love life?" "None of your business." "I'd like you to talk to Royal about us ifyou don't mind." "I don't think the timing's right for that, Henry." "Well, I'd agree if I thought he was really going to die in six weeks but I don't." "Well, I hopeyou're right." "Actually, I don't believe I'll join you tonight." "I'll call you in the morning." "She said that?" "Great." "Got the sucker on the ropes." "Can I ask you something, Hank?" "Okay." "Are you trying to steal my woman?" "I beg your pardon?" "You heard me, Coltrane." "Coltrane?" "What?" "Did you just call me "Coltrane"?" "No." "You didn't?" "No." "Okay." "But if I did... you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, would you?" "You don't think so?" "No, I don't." "Listen, Royal ifyou think you can march in here..." "You want to talk some jive?" "I'll talk some jive." "I'll talk some jive like you've never heard." "Oh, yeah?" "Right on!" "Sit down." "What?" "!" "Wh-what did you say?" "I said sit down, goddamn it!" "Oh, I heard you!" "I want you out of my house!" "This is not your house!" "I want your raggedy ass out!" "Don't talk semantics with me." "Oh, this is not your..." "What's going on here?" "Nothing." "Mmm." "Hello, I'm calling in regards to a Dr. McClure-- yes-- at Colby General." "The name of the patient is Royal Tenenbaum." "Hmm..." "Is that a Tic-Tac?" "How much is he paying you?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Well, I grew up with the Tenenbaum family, you know." "Right." "Across the street." "Mm-hmm." "They've fallen on hard times now, haven't they?" "I can't say no." "This is bullshit." "Change it, huh?" "What did you do to your hand?" "Uh, nothing." "ROYAL:" "Can we get somebody over here to kill these mice for us?" "No." "They belong to Chas." "Or anyway, he invented them." "Well, get him to stick them in a fucking cage or something." "Etheline... mind coming up here for a minute, please?" "What's cooking, Pops?" "You'll see." "Now, your previous novel..." "Yes." "Wildcat." "Right." "Not a success." "Why?" "Well, Wildcatwas written in a kind of obsolete vernacular..." ":" "Wildcat..." "Wild... cat..." "Wildcat..." "I'm going to go." "I'm taking this off and I'm going." "Stepping out." "What the hell kind of way to act is that?" "ELl:" "Open the door." "He's on drugs." "I'll be right back." "James Bradley..." "Hold on a minute, please." "What's going on?" "Pagoda has something to say." "He has a cancer." "No, he doesn't." "I know what stomach cancer looks like." "I've seen it." "And you don't eat three cheeseburgers a day with French fries if you got it." "The pain is excruciating." "How would you know?" "My wife had it." "Not only is there no Dr. McClure at Colby General there is no Colby General." "It closed in 1974." "Aw, shit, man." "Oh, shit, man." "Yes, can you send a taxi to 111 Archer Avenue right away, please?" "Thank you." "I guess we're back out on the street, huh, pal?" "Were you part of this, Pagoda?" "Of course he was." "No, well, yeah, he was but, I mean, he wasn't thatinvolved." "Where'd you get all these medical supplies?" "A guy at St. Pete's owed me a favor." "I did some malpractice work for him." "I do have high blood pressure, though." "Look, I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one." "But I just want to say, the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life." "NARRATOR:" "Immediately after making this statement" "Royal realized that it was true." "Why'd you do this to us, Royal?" "What was the point?" "I thought I could win you back." "And then I thought I could get rid of Henry... and at least keep the status quo." "But we hadn't spoken n seven years." "I know." "Plus, uh..." "I was broke." "And I got kicked out of my hotel." "You're a bastard." "Good-bye, Royal." "Take it easy on those boys, Chassie." "I don't want this to happen to you." "You know, Richie, this illness, this closeness to death has had a profound effect on me." "l-I feel like a different person, I really do." "Dad, you were never dying." "But I'm going to live." "He's not your father." "Neither are you." "You son of a bitch!" "God.... damn..." "That's the last time you put a knife in me, hear me?" "The 375th Street Y, please." "Everyone's against me." "It's your fault, man." "Yeah, I know, but damn it, I want this family to love me." "How much money you got?" "I don't have." "What, you're broke?" "You got to be kidding me." "How are we going to pay for this room?" "All right, we'll think of something." "Ow." "I'm not in love with you anymore." "I didn't know you ever were." "Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is." "Okay." "Okay, what?" "Okay, I'm not in love with you, either." "Yes, I know;" "you're in love with Richie which is sick and gross." "Do you send my mother your clippings... and your grades from college?" "Please stop belittling me." "You never gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews." "Your reviews aren't that good." "But the sales are." "Gentlemen... how much do you already know?" "Very little, I'm afraid." "Would you like to examine the report?" "Yes." " Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt " " They both went down to Berlin, joined the ice Capades " " And, oh, I don't know why " " Oh, I don't know why " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die " " Oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Second verse, same as the first " " Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt " " They both went down to Berlin, joined the ice Capades " " And, oh, I don't know why " " Oh, I don't know why " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die " " Oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Perhaps they'll die, oh, yeah " " Third verse, different from the first " " Jackie is a punk... " "She smokes." "Yes." "All right, well." "Everything seems to be in order." "I'll contact you in the next 24 hours." "I appreciate that." "Uh, which way are you leaning, by the way?" "I'll inform you of my decision at the appropriate time." "I get it." "Uh, Dusty, put in a good word for us, will you?" "I already did." "You want to play some word games or do some experiments on me or anything?" "No." " Your hand on his arm " " Haystack charm " " Around your neck " " Strung out and thin " " Calling some friend, trying to cash some check " " He's acting dumb " " That's what you've come..." "to expect " " Needle in the hay " " Needle in the hay " " Needle in the hay " " Needle in the hay " " He's wearin' your clothes " " Head down to toes " " A reaction to you " " You say you know what he did " " But you idiot kid " " You don't have a clue " " Sometimes they just " " Get caught in the eye " " You're pulling him through " " Needle in the hay " " Needle in the hay... " ":" "I'm going to kill myself tomorrow." " Needle in the hay " " Needle in the hay. " "Dudley, where is he?" "Who?" "He'll probably sleep for several hours and then I'll come back to check on him." "All right?" "How are you feeling?" "Fine, thanks." "Are you in any pain?" "Not really." "Why'd you try to kill yourself?" "Don't press him right now." "I wrote a suicide note." "You did?" "Yeah." "Right after I regained consciousness." "Can we read it?" "No." "Can you paraphrase it for us?" "I don't think so." "Is it dark?" "Of course it's dark." "It's a suicide note." "All right, that's enough." "Doctor said to let him sleep." "What?" "!" "Cover for us, will you, Dusty?" "Yes." "Yes, Royal." "You've made a cuckold of me." "I know." "Many times over." "I'm sorry." "And you nearly killed your poor brother." "ETHELlNE:" "What's he talking about?" "It doesn't matter." "She's balling Eli Cash." "ETHELlNE:" "Oh, my goodness." "May I have a cigarette?" "What?" "Shall I repeat the question?" "You don't smoke." "I know that." "And a light." "Au revoir." "ETHELlNE:" "How long have you been a smoker?" "22 years." "Well, I think you should quit." "How can I help?" "Let me look at these forms." "Oh, Henry." "Richie Tenenbaum, please." "NURSE:" "Your name?" "Royal Tenenbaum." "I'm afraid visiting hours are over, sir." "Wh-Wh-What does it say there-- they don't want me?" "l-I'm sorry." "I have to refer you to Dr. Burrows." "He'll be in tomorrow afternoon." "We could shimmy up that gutter jump over that window ledge and then, uh, pry open that ventilator shaft." "There he is." "Richie!" "Richie." "Where's he going?" "Richie!" "Well, I have to say he didn't look half bad for a suicide." "Attempted, anyway." "Thanks." " Please " " Give me second grace " " Please " " Give me a second face " " I've fallen far down " " The first time around " " Now I just sit on the ground in your way " ": / Now " " If it's time for recompense " " For what's done... " "MARGOT:" "Who's there?" " Come " " Come sit down on the fence in the sun... " "Hello?" " And the clouds will roll by " " And we'll never deny-- " "W-What are you doing in my tent?" "Just listening to some records." "Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital?" "I checked myself out." "How many stitches did you get?" "I don't know." "You want to see?" " They seem to stay for day after day " " And won't disappear... " "Jesus." " I tried every way... " "Richie, that looks horrible." "I heard about your ex-husband." "Desmond?" "I guess so." "I didn't get his name." "Yeah." "I met him in the ocean." "I was swimming and he came out to me in a canoe." "We were only married nine days." "And I heard about Eli." "I know." "Poor Eli." "Anyway, they mostly just talked about you." "They did?" "Yeah." "I guess that was the attraction, ifyou know what I mean." " She smiled sweetly " " She smiled sweetly " " And says don't worry... " "I have to tell you something." "What's that?" "I love you." "I love you, too." " There's no use tryin' " " You're here " " Begin again " " And o'er again " " That's what she said so softly... " "I can't stop thinking about you." "I went away for a year, and it only got worse and I don't know what to do." "Let's lie down for a minute." " She smiled sweetly " " She smiled sweetly... " "This is the sleeping bag we took to the museum, isn't it." "Mm-hmm." " Oh, no, no, no... " "Why'd you do it?" "Because of me?" "Yeah, but it's not your fault." "You're not going to do it again, are you?" "I doubt it." " Shewould never say " " Where she came from... " " Yesterday don't matter " " If it's gone " " While the sun is bright " " Or in the darkest night " " No one knows... " "I think we're just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie." " Good-bye, Ruby Tuesday " " Who could hang a name on you?" "" " When you change with every new day " " Still I'm gonna miss you... " "Lobby floor." "Thank you, sir." "Going up?" "Yeah." "What floor, sir?" "Doesn't matter." "So, you're elevator operators now?" "Yeah, just started." "We'll get a bump as soon as we join the union." "What made you decide to do that?" "We're broke." "But in answer to your question" "I wanted to prove" "I could pay my dues, and whatnot." "I just hope somebody notices." "You asked me why I choked out there that day." "I think I may know the answer and I wanted your advice." "Sure." "Margot Tenenbaum?" "Yeah." "Well, since when?" "Since always." "Does she know?" "Uh-huh." "Well, what does she feel about that?" "I think she feels confused." "Well, I can understand that." "It's probably illegal." "I don't think so." "We're not related by blood." "That's true." "Still frowned upon." "But then, what isn't these days, right?" "I don't know, maybe it works." "Why not, what the hell." "You love each other." "Nobody knows what's going to happen, so..." "You know something." "Don't listen to me." "I never understood her myself." "I never understood any of us." "I wish I could tell you what to do but I just can't." "That's okay." "No, it's not." "You still consider me your father?" "Sure, I do." "I wish I had more to offer in that department." "I know you do, Pop." "I don't blame you, by the way." "Uh, she's a great-looking girl and smart as a whip." "Mordecai." " Stephanie says that she wants to know " " Why she's given half her life " " To people she hates now... " "Holy shit." "You came back." "Jiminy crickets." "That damn bird must have radar in its brain." "Is that true, Mordecai?" "l-I'm not so sure this is Mordecai." "What do you mean?" "He flew right in here." "This bird has much more white feathers on him." "Oh, the son of a bitch must be molting." "Oh." "I need your help with something else." "You got it." "What's the situation?" "Well, um, I think Eli maybe..." "Hold it." "Pagoda, meet me in the lobby." "Let's hit it." "I didn't mean right this second, but... that's okay." "I don't think it was Ramses." "I believe it was Tootinkamen." "Tutankhamen." "Tutankhamen?" "Yes." "Tutankhamen." "Yes?" "Hey, Richie." "We want to take you to get some help." "Is it just you guys?" "ROYAL:" "Would you excuse us, please?" "Okay." "Are we still friends?" "What do you mean?" "Are we?" "Of course." "How can you even ask me that?" "Well, it doesn't matter." "It doesn't matter?" "It does matter." "I heard about you and Margot." "I'm sorry." "I don't know what to say." "You don't have to say anything." "I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know." "Me, too." "Me, too." "ELl:" "'Cause it doesn't mean what it used to though, does it?" "I wish he'd done this for me when I was a kid." "But you didn't have a drug problem then." "Yeah, but it would've meant a lot to me." "Anyway, I'm glad you're here now." "I recognize that I have a problem... and I want to get better." "I'll just grab my stuff." "There he goes." "What?" "!" "There he goes." "Tucker!" "Skiddly, skiddly." " Christmastime is here " " Happiness and cheer... " "I'd like to order some ice cream for my daughter, please." "What would you like, Margot?" "Nothing." "I told you I have to go in five minutes." "Oh." "I'll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess." "Your brother's all torn up inside." "Well, so am I, but I'm not going to discuss it with you." "Oh..." "Can't somebody be a shit their whole life and try to repair the damage?" "l-I mean, I think people want to hear that." "Do they?" "Mmm." "You probably don't even know my middle name." "That's a trick question." "You don't have one." "Helen." "That was my mother's name." "I know it was." "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers and hitting the cemetery?" "I got something for you, Ethel." "Actually, I made it." "What's this?" "It's a divorce." "From you?" "Yes." "This is Sanchez." "He's a notary public." "Hello." "Hello, sir." "You just sign here and initial here and sign there." "You own this building, don'tyou, Henry?" "Hmm." "It's magnificent." "I used to be a homeowner myself until our son expropriated it from me." "I got to catch my bus." "Thanks, Sanchez." "You're welcome." "ETHELlNE:" "Are we divorced?" "Almost." "Sanchez just has to file the papers." "I love you, Etheline." "Congratulations to both ofyou." "I didn't think so much of him at first." "But now I get it." "He's everything that I'm not." "Take back Pagoda, will you?" "Uh, slightly uneven." "Looks okay." "You're just nervous." "Henry?" "Hello, Richie." "Hi." "This is my son, Walter Sherman." "Hi, Walter." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Henry's your dad?" "Yes." "So you've been married before." "Yes." "I'm a widower." "Oh, yeah." "I forgot." "You know, I'm a widower myself." "I know you are, Chas." "What are you chewing on?" "My nicotine inhaler." "It's supposed to help me quit." "Is it working?" "Not really." "Well, of course, I'm half Hebrew but the children are three-quarters Mick Catholic." "So they were raised in the church?" "I believe so." "I really don't know." "Here I come." "Boys!" "What was that?" "Eli just crashed his car into the front of the house." "Oh, my God." "Where's my shoe?" "Ari, Uzi, where are you?" "They're okay, Chas." "It's okay." "They're safe." "They're safe." "Dad, they ran over Buckley." "What?" "Yeah, I think we lost Buckley." "He saved them." "Who?" "Dad." "He pulled them out of the way." "You did?" "Did I hit anyone?" "Is everybody okay?" "Eli!" "What's going on?" "CHAS:" "Eli!" "What?" "Hey, man." "You should try this." "It's very tasty." "ELl:" "Tenenbaum!" "Chas?" "Did I hit the dog?" "Yeah." "Is he dead?" "Yeah." "I need help." "So do I." "Go around to the other side." "ROYAL:" "You kids stay there." "We'll be right back." "HENRY:" "Yeah." "Can I say something to you, Henry?" "Okay." "I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember." "That's just my style." "But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me." "I don't think you're an asshole, Royal." "I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch." "Well, I really appreciate that." "Could you let us in your backyard, ma'am?" "We've got a couple boys back there." "I think you may have broken an ankle." "Well, that's not terribly serious, is it?" "Do you have an alternate?" "No." "Ready?" "Are there priests on call?" "Why don't you bring the car around, Anwar." "At which point, I apparently lost control of the vehicle smashed it into the house, and killed that poor dog." "You're Eli Cash." "Yes indeed, I am." "I love your work." "Oh, how sweet ofyou to say." "dispatcher :" "78-35, Code Six." "105 North Sandler..." "ROYAL:" "I think he's part mutt." "What kind of papers do you have for him?" "Spark Plug, sit, sit." "Good boy." "Put this on." "What's so funny, Dudley?" "You look great." "DUSTY:" "Can you see out of it?" "Not really." "Uh-huh." "Minor corneal damage." "Page me if it spreads to the other eye." "Who do I make it out to?" "Alex?" "Okay." "But these aren't structure- bearing elements, Dad." "It doesn't matter." "It's still best to file another force majeure and recoup the deductible." "You boys come up here with me." "But Buckley's still under there." "I know, but there's nothing we can do for him at the moment." ":" "Come on." "I got you a new dog for the boys." "I just bought him." "You did?" "Sorry I let you down, Chas." "All ofyou." "I been trying to make it up to you." "What's his name?" "Spark Plug." "Thankyou." "You'rewelcome." "I've had a rough year, Dad." "I know you have, Chassie." "Hey." "RlCHlE:" "See, now he has more white feathers on his neck." "I wonder what happened to him?" "I don't know." "Sometimes if a person has a traumatic experience their hair turns white." "Well, I'm sure he'll get over it." "This was one of my first hiding places." "How old do you think those are?" "I'd say about ten years." "Come here." "NARRATOR:" "Royal dug a hole for Buckley behind the garden shed and buried him in a canvas duffel bag." "All right, boys." "Say a prayer." "Dear Heavenly Father..." "I do." "Etheline and Henry were married 48 hours later in judge's chambers." "Margot's new play was produced at the Cavendish Theatre." "This is my adopted daughter, Elaine Levinson." "It ran forjust under two weeks and received mixed reviews." "Yes, can the boy tell time?" "Oh, my Lord, no." "No." "No." "Raleigh and Dudley went on a lecture tour to 11 universities in the promotion of their new book." "Eli checked himself into a rehabilitation hospital in North Dakota." "Oh, hey, this is my sponsor, Runs With Two Horses." "Wind's blowing up a gale today." "This is the grip that Rod Laver used." "Are you familiar with Laver?" "Richie started a program teaching competitive tennis to eight-to-12 year olds at the 375th Street Y." "Game." "Change sides." "Royal had a heart attack at the age of 68." "Chas rode with him in the ambulance and was the only witness to his father's death." "In his will, he stipulated that his funeral take place at dusk." "Among the few possessions he left to his heirs was a set of Encyclopedia Britannica in storage at the Lindbergh Palace Hotel under the names Ari and Uzi Tenenbaum." "No one spoke at the funeral and Father Petersen's leg had not yet mended... but it was agreed among them that Royal would have found the event to be most satisfactory." "Fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" " We shall walk again " " All along the lane " " Down the avenue " " Just like we used to " " With our heads so high " " Smile at passersby " " And we'll softly sigh " " Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " By the winding stream " " We shall lay and dream " " And these dreams come true " " If we want them to " " Yes, all will come " " Playing pipes and drum " " Sing a happy song " " Yeah, we'll sing along " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " We shall walk again " " All along down the lane " " Down the avenue " " Just like we used to " " With our heads so high " " Smile at passersby " " And we'll softly sigh " " Ai-yi-yi-yi- yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone " " Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah. "
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"Hey,Charlie." "Find anything you can help us with?" "Yeah.These cases won't benefit from mathematical applications." "Although,we could approach all these with Chaos Theory." "Yeah." "Chaos I got." "Right,but with chaos,there's no telling where a case will lead, and there could be mathematical applications" "I can't detect yet." "I love that about you." "What?" "You never give up,do you?" "Well,there's always a solution,Don." "You know,if there's any limitation,it's got to be in the mathematician,not the math." "How about fun,Charlie?" "What do you ever do for fun?" "Well,if you must know,Dad thought playing golf was something we might enjoy doing together." "I'm sure he did." "You know he's like an eight handicap,right?" "I'm a pretty quick study." "Just don't let him talk you into betting." "Last time we played,he took me for 20 bucks." "What's up?" "In the last ten minutes, the FAA's received seven eyewitness reports of an unidentified object flying low over the San Fernando Valley headed toward Los Angeles." "What about a radar signature?" "That's just it." "The object's not showing up on either civilian or military radar." "Edwards Airforce Base is scrambling two F-16s for an overflight." "Sounds serious." "Homeland Security's been warning about a small craft terrorist attack for months." "No flight plan,no contact with air traffic control." "We have to assume this craft is hostile." "What about you taking the sightings and trying to plot a flight path?" "Oh,well,I..." "Just give it a try." "If he does it,patch him through to me." "Okay." "Where you going?" "I'm gonna go up to the roof,see if see anything." "Contact Homeland Security." "See if they have a military attach in the area." "I want to monitor their com." "Agent Eppes?" "Yes,sir." "Anything yet?" "Nothing." "PILOT:" "Military ATC,this is Rogue One at Echo Delta Tango four, four,niner and descending." "That's our two F-16s coming in." "ATC:" "Rogue One,you are cleared as assigned." "Make best time on target." "Hey,Charlie,what do you got for me?" "You got anything?" "Based on these sightings, the object should be over Glendale on heading 1-1-8." "Glendale." "You got it?" "Are you sure?" "New LAPD sighting one mile north of the Silver Lake Reservoir." "Don,based on this new sighting,I estimate the object is on a direct course for downtown Los Angeles." "Downtown?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah,if these reports are right." "Military Air Traffic Control, this is Leader One." "Direct Rogues One and Two on a direct heading to downtown Los Angeles." "ATC:" "Roger that,Leader One." "ATC,this is Rogue One and Two on new heading." "Nose is warm,visuals are clear, weapon systems are hot." "Pinging on PRF." "All frequencies." "Charlie,I don't see anything." "Look,according to my calculations, it should be just north of downtown." "It's got to be right there." "Rogue One checking one-zero, one-one and one-two." "Negative contact." "PILOT 2:" "Rogue Two,checking one,two and three." "No Joy." "Repeat,no joy." "Where the hell is it?" "ATC:" "Echo Delta Tango." "Night sky clean and clear." "Rogue One,this is Leader One." "Confirm your visual." "PILOT 1:" "Roger,Leader One." "That's a negative." "Whatever you boys were chasing,sir,it's gone." "We all use math every day... to forecast weather... to tell time... to handle money..." "We also use math to analyze crime... reveal patterns... predict behavior." "Using numbers, we can solve the biggest mysteries we know." "It's over here." "Came right over those trees." "How long it take to pass by?" "Uh,five,ten seconds,maybe." "Not very fast." "How high you think it was?" "Few hundred feet." "Yeah?" "What did it look like?" "Dark,lights all around." "I have a video." "My wife shot it." "You have a video?" "It's not great." "We still need to see it." "Sure.We'll get it back to you." "Man,I was hoping it was some idiot in a Cessna getting his pilot's license,you know?" "Altitude,speed,path toward downtown." "Could have been the practice run for a terror strike." "Test our responses?" "Maybe." "Like I said,it's not great." "There." "There it is..." "All right,wait..." "Just freeze it." "Yeah,he was right." "It's not great." "Uh-uh." "I don't know..." "Agent Eppes?" "Yeah." "Hi." "Erica Weston." "National Transportation Safety Board." "Oh,hey,Erica." "Don." "Hi,Don." "David Sinclair." "David." "Thanks for coming." "Not a problem." "Post 9/11,U-A-E's are a top priority." "U-A-Es?" "Unexplained Aerial Events." "Your seven sightings-- they're all consistent with this?" "Yeah,pretty much." "We might be looking at an MPH." "Not a U-A-E?" "Sorry." "Occupational hazard." "Multi-Person Hoax." "Yeah,I don't know." "I mean,it seems pretty elaborate to be a prank." "17 years ago in Michigan, eight ultralites flew in formation at night to create the appearance of a UFO." "Well,I don't want to assume it's a hoax." "I mean,we need to find out where it came from and where it went." "I'm thinking maybe Charlie might be helpful." "That was better." "What?" "It was." "You almost hit the ball." "You know,I'm-I'm the king at basketball," "I-I can snowboard," "I'm the best at video games," "I'm even getting over my fear of rock climbing, but I still..." "I can't I hit this little white ball." "Because you're lifting up." "You're trying to find out where the ball is going." "Now all you have to do is just trust your instincts and let me watch for the ball." "Go ahead." "All right." "All right,that was... better." "I stink." "Charlie,do you always have to excel at what you do?" "This shouldn't be happening." "I've worked these numbers." "Hey,come on,this is what is known as fun." "Out here together in the... in the fresh air." "Isn't that enough?" "Don't get me wrong." "It's not like I'm not enjoying myself with you,Dad." "It's just,I'm just surprised the math isn't giving me an edge." "Yeah." "All right, now you just... watch and learn." "Now you sit down like you're on a stick,hmm?" "And let your hands work together." "Draw the club back slowly." "Huh?" "Awesome." "That was good." "See?" "There's no math involved." "It's all rhythm." "It's just... rhythm." "Oh,rhythm." "There's a rule on the course about cell phones,you know." "Yeah,I know." "Hey,Don." "Hey,what's up?" "Yeah,you got it." "Okay,bye." "Hey,sorry I'm late." "Dad wanted to walk." "Took us a little longer to get back to the clubhouse than I'd estimated." "It's okay." "Charlie,this is Erica Weston from the NTSB." "She specializes in what they call" "Unidentified Aerial Events." "Hi." "Pleasure." "Nice meeting you." "Hi." "Likewise." "You're right on time." "Your student just finished loading our radar images." "This is Civilian Air Traffic Control?" "Right." "These blips are commercial airliners." "The others are small planes, but over here,where our bogey was, there's nothing." "Hmm." "What do you think?" "Well,there's a lot of noise in the system." "Hmm." "What about trying the noisy edge?" "Mm-hmm." "DON:" "What's that?" "Well,there's random noise in every radar system." "And sometimes the signals the radar's designed to pick up are so weak, they're obscured by the noise." "Here." "Listen." "That noise you're hearing is really the noise of the system." "Without a signal, all we're hearing is random energy." "How do you find signals that faint?" "It's called Squish/Squash." "It's a technique that was developed by a mathematician from the University of Alberta in Canada." "Looks for anything that looks like a-a weak signal, and then mathematically squishes and squashes that data to guess at its speed and at its direction." "How is that possible?" "Okay,imagine a..." "Imagine a room full of-of 20 or,um, or 30 people clapping." "Now some people clap loud,some soft." "Most generally at the same pace." "Now imagine a woman in that audience clapping much,much slower, clapping at a very specific rhythm." "Her rhythmic clap is the signal we want to track." "But we can't." "We can't hear it amongst the random clapping." "The signal's lost in the noise." "However,Squish/Squash allows us to isolate the rhythmic clap and track it." "So with that,you can pinpoint the flight path?" "Where it started and where it ended?" "Probably." "And how long would that take?" "Oh,it's hard to say right now." "Well,I mean,if we're dealing with terrorists, and they make another run,Charlie..." "Right." "Well,Larry has time booked in the computer lab." "I mean,that could help us run this program much faster." "Call Larry." "When you first told me you wanted to run an advanced conditional probability distribution application," "I was delighted." "Naturally,I assumed we were about to attempt a model of my theory concerning the distribution of gravity waves." "I'm sorry,Larry." "But no,little did I realize my slender budgetary resources were being used to finance a UFO hunt." "Well,I think the more accurate term is Unexplained Aerial Event." "Right,and-and you know" "I'll get the FBI to reimburse you,I promise." "Oh,I-I suppose national security has to take priority." "Yes." "Thank you for being understanding." "You say this craft left no radar signature?" "Nothing visible." "So,what assumptions are we making for the program you're running?" "Well,the FBI has eliminated weather balloons." "They've eliminated ultralite aircraft, helicopters and military drones." "Which leaves us...?" "I think the highest probability is that it's some kind of small, piloted aircraft that was flying without a radar transponder, or one that was turned off." "Well,keep in mind, quantum physics maintains an infinite number of possibilities." "This might have nothing to do with man or machine." "Oh,this could be some sort of inter-dimensional event or..." "Yes,it might even be a vehicle from another part of the universe using a type of propulsion we can't even begin to understand." "Okay,Larry." "We'll try and factor that in,as well." "Okay,you two,you make your little jokes." "The fact remains, we may not be alone." "What-What's that?" "That's the Squish/Squash program calculating the object's likely flight path." "Well,it looks like the flight path of our mysterious little object is suddenly becoming a lot less mysterious." "This is the path of the object as calculated by the Squish/Sguash algorithms." "And what happens here?" "The signal becomes too thin to track." "What,right around the time it reaches downtown?" "Right,but if we follow the projection of the data, the flight takes us over the city." "Now,where's that on the map?" "That is right over the Staples Center." "Or right into it." "Major sports venue,thousands of innocents." "Exactly the kind of high visibility soft target we've been worried about." "Why don't you get a schedule of upcoming events at the Staples Center?" "All right." "So,what we have is a small aircraft capable of penetrating densely populated areas without detection." "Obvious dangers are is if it crashes into a building or God forbid disseminates a WMD." "Ms. Weston has the,the good news." "We now believe we know the location of the flight's origination." "According to Professor Eppes, craft took off from somewhere in here." "What I'm calling the "area of origin."" "And assuming we're looking for a fixed-wing airplane, it would need a runway to take off from." "How many strips are in the area of origin?" "One commercial,four recreational airfields." "We need to cover them all." "I mean,track every single plane that took off that night." "Talk to as many pilots as possible." "I mean,somebody had to see the thing." "All right." "Okay,let's do it." "Okay let's go." "I don't get it." "The aircraft should have originated from an airfield that the FBI checked out." "You know,here's where I get reductive on your ass, 'cause you keep saying "aircraft,"" "but so far,no one's been able to identify whatever it was that people saw." "What are you saying,Larry?" "I'm saying instead of building a flight path, let's try focusing on the object itself?" "You know what?" "He's right." "We could get a visual of the object by building in all the radar sources at the same time yes,civilian and military." "So... overlap the radar sources?" "That's right." "By layering the images,we could build a three-dimensional cross-section of it..." "There." "Now it's working off of all seven radar sources." "And it's building an image of the object." "Charlie?" "Is that what I think it is?" "Now,le-let's be very,very careful." "We shouldn't jump to any conclusions or make any assumptions." "There could be any number of reasons why that looks like..." "A vehicle from another part of the universe." "I mean,sure,it looks like a real UFO." "We don't know what a UFO looks like." "How can you say this looks like a real one?" "It's cutting-edge aeronautical design, but it was definitely made here on Earth." "Well,that's good, 'cause I really like my job,you know?" "This is similar to the blended wing design." "The same one used to create the B2 bomber." "It's a concept,actually,that dates back to 1939, when Lyle Farver proposed it to the U.S. Army Air Corps for a 500-miles- per-hour fighter." "Something this small?" "Pretty radical concept." "Since we were looking for a fixed-wing aircraft, naturally we're looking for an airstrip where the flight originated." "Right,but we didn't find any." "Which forced us to consider alternatives." "Freeways,makeshift runways." "Only any of those would have had a witness." "Which is why we have to ask ourselves a whole different question." "Why assume that this aircraft needs a runway at all?" "Vertical takeoff?" "Like one of those,uh,Harrier jets?" "Yeah,only smaller and lighter." "And that would minimize the power it would need for sufficient lift." "Which would explain why no one heard it." "All right,so, it takes off straight up and it's quiet." "How does that explain it not showing up on any radar?" "Well,there's only one explanation,really." "It'd be construction material." "Some lightweight non-metallic composite that radar wouldn't pick up." "And who makes a plane like that?" "Something like this can't be done overnight." "This is the kind of plan that would take years in the making." "Well,still,it's got to be a relatively small community, right?" "I would start with Nordell Aeronautics." "Nordell?" "They've been offering a $5 million prize for a working craft that has vertical takeoff for years now." "We've offered the prize since '97." "No takers?" "No winners." "Vertical takeoff's proven to be a tough nut to crack in the field of personal aircraft." "Personal aircraft?" "Some people believe that once vertical technology's actually conquered, affordable and easy-to-fly aircraft will eventually replace the automobile." "I'll tell you, if this thing really flew," "I'd sure love to talk to the team behind it." "Yeah,well,so would we." "We were hoping yomight be able to tell us who'd be capable of putting a plane like this in the air." "Just a handful of designers, I can tell you that much." "Anyone out on the west coast?" "There's a couple of engineers that come to mind:" "David Croft and Lane Gosnell." "How much do you know about them?" "Croft and Gosnell used to be partners, until they had a falling out." "Over what?" "The direction of the design." "You're saying this thing actually flew?" "At least 50 miles." "At heights varying from several hundred feet to a few thousand." "This photo what Gosnell gave you, or did you actually see it fly?" "Gosnell." "You mean Lane Gosnell, your former partner?" "Well,this is his plane,isn't it?" "Is it?" "Unless someone else stole this wing design from me." "We understand that you and Mr. Gosnell had some sort of dispute." "You might say that." "We were told it was about the design of this aircraft." "The design had nothing to do with it." "It was about Lane." "And his,uh, obsession to be remembered." "You see,with Lane, it was all about making a statement." "Showing the world that the rules didn't apply to him." "Not even the rules of physics." "Frankly,it didn't matter how dangerous it was or who might get hurt by him doing it." "Mr. Croft,do you have any idea where Lane Gosnell is now?" "Not a clue." "But when you find him, you tell him my lawyers are gonna be talking to his lawyers." "Lane Gosnell." "Two years ago,at a conference on air traffic safety in Seattle, he gives a presentation in which he claims the 9/11 hijackers would someday be viewed as pioneers in aviation." "He what?" "He said the flights into the Towers proved that the average person was capable of piloting an aircraft with a minimal amount of training." "That's twisted." "Twice he flew a Cessna into restricted military airspace." "Twice he had to be escorted out by U.S. warplanes." "Claimed he did this in protest of news blackouts of returning casualties from Iraq." "Don,why haven't we locked this guy up?" "Oh,we did." "He was held for observation for three weeks, and he was supposed to undergo psychiatric counseling." "What happened?" "He didn't show." "We got us an emotionally disturbed man trying to make aviation history." "You believe this?" "Still can't find it?" "No." "Why don't we just drop another ball?" "'Cause it has to be here." "The ball was traveling on a trajectory whose endpoint would put it in this immediate area." "Charlie,there's one thing you got to learn about this game." "Golf balls don't always do what you expect them to." "Yeah,well,golf balls have to follow the rules of physics!" "Just like any other object." "Then why do people keep losing so many of them?" "Chaos." "Why don't we let this foursome play through?" "In a minute." "We don't have all day!" "Now where you going?" "Well,there's no reason to think the ball landed here." "So it's where I'm looking, because it doesn't make sense." "It's where I don't expect it." "Here it is." "Except that's not your ball." "Let's go,guys." "What?" "Uh,found it!" "Come on,let's go." "You can drop the ball over here." "Well,he hasn't been home in a couple of days." "Uh,he's been working." "When was the last time you talked to him?" "Few days ago." "What's this all about?" "Do you recognize this aircraft?" "Where'd you get this?" "So you recognize it?" "Yeah,I mean,it's my dad's plane, but he didn't want anybody else seeing it." "Maybe he shouldn't have flown it over Los Angeles,then." "Flown it?" "What are you talking about?" "That image was captured on radar two nights ago." "No." "Yeah." "Well,that's not possible." "Well,your father's plane was tracked flying at low altitudes in populated areas with no flight plan and no radio contact." "If you have any idea what he was planning,Blake, and you withhold information from us, you're looking at a serious felony here." "Blake,we need to talk to your father right away." "Okay,yeah,sure." "I mean,he's at his workshop, but I'm telling you,the plane is there." "Where's his workshop?" "That's his truck,so he should be here." "Hey,Dad!" "Dad,you in there?" "Don,it's the same plane." "It's supposed to be here." "This is not possible." "It's the exhaust from the vertical engines." "It must've burnt the grass." "So he did fly it,then?" "Yeah,I guess so." "And where would he take it?" "I don't know." "I-I have no idea." "Just because he's an antiwar activist doesn't make him a criminal." "Maybe not,but we're also aware of his psychiatric history." "As well as his feelings about the United States government." "He's not a violent person." "He would never do anything to intentionally harm someone." "Why didn't he tell you about the flight that night?" "See,you don't know his intentions,Blake." "A lot of innocent people could be hurt." "You understand what I'm saying?" "He wasn't supposed to fly it." "Not yet." "We-we were still testing the rudder." "So he talked to you about it?" "No." "Something must've happened." "What do you mean?" "What,a crash?" "No,no." "He's much too good of a pilot for that." "Then what?" "You have to understand, my father's in a race for the history books." "Uh-huh." "Okay?" "An obsession like that makes you do things that-that you wouldn't, and that you normally couldn't." "What?" "Like what?" "What he's doing is very expensive." "Uh-huh." "The materials,the tests,the designs." "We don't have that type of money." "So,where'd the money for all this come from?" "He sold an interest in his plane to a venture capital firm." "Which one?" "Ridenauer Investments." "It's a German company." "He was never happy with the arrangement." "He always thought that they were less interested in the history books and more interested in what the technology might do for them." "According to corporate records, your company has put almost $1.7 million into Gosnell's work so far." "What can I say?" "We're a venture capital firm who just got bit by the bug." "The promise of the mass production of personal aircraft." "Right." "But it doesn't look like your investors have much to show for it." "Better a few years too early, then a few too late,ja?" "Besides,if Mr. Gosnell ever gets his plane up in the air, our share of the prize offered by Nordell Aeronautics more than makes for a very good hedge on our investment,no?" "Gosnell already got his plane in the air." "What are you talking about?" "The unidentified aircraft that was recently in the news." "The one spotted over downtown Los Angeles." "You didn't know how far along he was with his project." "Uh,Gosnell began refusing us any access to his workshop over three months ago." "Which means you knew where his workshop was located,then?" "I also noticed the source of your investments come from overseas." "What difference does that make?" "Well,I was just wondering if your motivation is less the production of personal aircraft and more the sale of Gosnell's technology to your foreign investors." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Mr. Ridenauer, if this plane is used to harm anyone, you will find yourself facing serious charges." "There were rumors." "What sort of rumors?" "That Gosnell was getting very close to creating a working prototype." "But he wasn't letting anyone see it." "And naturally,you felt obligated to pass that information along to your foreign investors." "Amita... you know, I didn't think you could make this work." "But you've come with a novel approach to solve this problem." "Spent six months getting nowhere until I thought... if you can't come in the front door, climb through a window." "Well,you've obviously,certainly, come a long way in your thesis work." "Thank you." "You know what the weird thing is?" "What's that?" "I realized how much I enjoy being here at CalSci." "That's good." "I'm glad to hear that." "Well,I was hoping you'd say that,because" "I'm seriously considering getting a second PhD." "In astrophysics." "No." "Don't do that." "Don't tell me I've been working with you for over two years on combinatorics, and you're just going to throw that all away for physics." "Charlie,astrophysics and computer science make a prey good match." "Mm." "Besides," "I've really realized how much I like being here." "So you'd do your work here?" "Of course,I'd have a different advisor." "Of course." "Which means that I wouldn't be your student anymore." "I guess that's true,isn't it?" "Dr. Eppes." "I'd like..." "Uh,sorry." "Is this a bad time?" "No." "No,no,no,not anymore." "What's up?" "What have you got?" "We found the location where the plane took off from, and we have a suspect." "But we haven't been able to find him or the plane." "Also,your brother thinks that this man may not be in this alone." "Really?" "There were foreign investors in Gosnell's aircraft, so there's a possibility this technology could end up in the hands of a country that's hostile towards the United States." "What's this?" "Weather radar of the Los Angeles area the night the plane disappeared." "Weather radar?" "We know that the plane wasn't picked up by conventional air traffic radar." "Probably because the material it was made out of didn't have enough metal in it." "And that's what traditional radars are designed to pick up-- metal." "'cause that's what most airplanes are made of." "But the weather radar will show us locations of cloud formations, because it's tuned to detect water vapor." "So,by re-tuning the radar signal..." "We might be able to track the path of the plane." "Because this time, the radar won't be looking for vapor or metal." "It'll be looking for something in between." "I called the State Department with a list of Ridenauer's investors." "They're trying to track down their whereabouts right now, see if any of them are in the country." "All right,that sounds good." "Don." "We found it." "What,the plane?" "We re-tuned radar to look for nonmetallic materials." "We found a new flight path." "We know where the plane went." "Where?" "Should be within a quarter-mile area in Signal Hill." "Okay." "Let's go." "Get on the phone to LAPD." "Tell them we need Search and Rescue teams." "I'm on it." "No sign of Gosnell or the plane." "Charlie,I mean, are you sure about the location?" "The math is right." "All right." "I mean,I'll see if I can get some more people out here,but... maybe we should be considering the possibility that the plane might be hidden in plain sight." "How do you mean?" "Kind of like the Gary DeVore case." "Oh,yeah." "This guy that just disappeared driving back from Vegas." "Right." "And then some months later, they find him in his car buried under 20 feet of water." "Just yards away from where the Highway Patrol were looking for him." "Right." "Gosnell's plane could be right in front of us yet be in an environment that's preventing us from detecting it." "It's like Charlie said." "Look." "I mean,if he went down, here's a place it'd be pretty hard to find any wreckage." "A junk yard." "A place already full of wreckage." "Hey,guys!" "Over here!" "She found something..." "Don." "It's Lane Gosnell." "He's dead." "Yeah,the rudder controls show evidence of being tampered with." "It was?" "Mm-hmm." "Tampering?" "You sure?" "No question." "The box holding the rudder servo controller was unsealed." "The mechanism was altered." "The plane went down as a result of sabotage." "Want me to talk to him?" "No,I got it." "Blake?" "All right,Blake..." "Was that him?" "Was that my Dad?" "I'm sorry." "Can you tell me if he suffered?" "We're pretty sure he died on impact." "How does this happen?" "How does something like this happen?" "Well,see,the thing is,it-it wasn't an accident." "What?" "Apparently,the rudder was tampered with." "The rudder?" "Your father was murdered." "I'm sorry." "All right,so,Lane Gosnell was definitely killed by an act of sabotage." "Yeah,but by who,and why?" "Well,I mean, working theory has to assume the worst,right?" "I mean,it has to be because of what that technology could do." "Just got a preliminary analysis of Gosnell's flight data record." "Mm-hmm?" "Apparently,because Gosnell didn't know about the rudder problem,he over-corrected, put the craft into an uncontrolled dive." "He wasn't able to recover." "Any chance that flight recorder can tell us where he was headed?" "Not without a filed flight plan." "Most of the data on the recorder is just pretty basic information about changes in his speed and altitude." "So,you can't even tell us the Staples Center was his intended target?" "You can't eliminate it,either." "Because of the sabotage, the rudder wasn't behaving as expected, so we can't tell what his true course might've been." "I mean,so,he took the plane up for what that night?" "A joy ride?" "Wasn't the impression I got from his ex-partner." "Croft was pretty sure that Gosnell intended to try something spectacular." "What do you hear from the State Department?" "So far,they've come up empty-handed." "None of Ridenauer's investors are in the country." "Doesn't mean they don't have people here working on their behalf." "Hey,Charlie." "Hey." "What's up?" "Just grading tests for my Nonlinear Dynamics class." "Glad to see you're taking my advice and having some fun." "Well... you don't look like you've been having too much fun." "Oh,man... this Gosnell case..." "I spent all that time trying to figure out where the plane went." "Turns out the pilot didn't even know, because the rudder was busted." "See,that's the thing" " I got to find out where he was headed, 'cause I think that's why he was killed." "You got any ideas?" "Anything at all?" "Maybe." "Could I,uh... could I get some data off the flight recorder?" "Yeah,I mean,I can see if, uh,Erica can drop some by." "Maybe Amita can help you out." "Dad said she's sticking around." "Did he?" "Well,you happy about that?" "Um... are you asking me as her thesis advisor or...?" "You tell me." "Yeah,I'm happy." "Hey,what's the deal?" "I thought you were playing golf today." "Oh,no." "You know, I'm really no use on the golf course." "Charlie... you know why he likes playing with you,don't you?" "I have no idea, because I-I've got to be the worst golfer in the history of the game." "No." "It's the one time he gets to teach you something." "You understand?" "That's the one time." "Oh,excuse me." "Eppes." "Don... the forensic report from Gosnell's workshop just came in." "We found David Croft's fingerprints all over the shop." "But I thought you said he hadn't seen him in years." "And so he said." "All right,look,uh,take a team,pick him up." "I'll meet you at the office,okay?" "You got it." "I didn't kill Lane Gosnell." "But you were pretty pissed at him,right?" "I've been pretty angry at Lane Gosnell for over ten years." "Because he stole your design." "Is that why you led us to think he was planning something pretty big?" "All I said was that it was in Lane's nature to do something crazy,and it was." "Crazier than sabotage,you mean?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Your prints were found in his workshop." "If you hadn't seen him in ten years, how'd they get there?" "What was it?" "You couldn't let him win?" "Is that it?" "Okay,look,look," "I-I ran into Gosnell's kid at an air show a few months ago, and he let slip that his old man was getting pretty close to a working aircraft." "Uh-huh." "And I had to see that plane for myself." "Now,Lane was a great designer, but he was an ungrateful son of a..." "He just could never acknowledge anyone's contribution." "For ten years,I worked on that design." "So you went into his workshop?" "Look,I know you think I killed Gosnell." "I know you're thinking that.Yeah." "But not this way." "I could've never touched that airplane." "Not ever." "Don't you understand?" "As much as that airplane was Lane's, it was mine,too." "Tell me how this works." "A servo is basically an automatic device used to control large amounts of power with small amounts of power." "What happens is the pilot moves the flight controls, the servo translates those movements to the rudder." "And where was the tampering done?" "Three places: amplifier, actuator and feedback element." "Why would somebody break three things instead of one?" "Have you considered maybe... whomever it was... wasn't trying to break it?" "They were trying to fix it." "Don." "Hey." "We think we know who tampered with that servo." "Great." "Who?" "Well,we don't have a name." "What-what are you talking about?" "Do you know who did it or not?" "The rudder wasn't sabotage." "Right-- it wasn't sabotage in the traditional sense of the word." "Now,we assumed because the plane crashed that someone was trying to cause it to crash, but maybe that's wrong." "Yeah?" "What do you mean?" "what if the adjustments were actually intended to be design improvements?" "Improvements?" "But you said the flight recorder clearly showed that Gosnell didn't know anyone messed with the rudder." "Doesn't disprove my theory." "It merely eliminates Gosnell as the person who made the improvements." "I was hoping to hear from you guys soon." "Have you made any progress?" "Actually,yes." "So do you know who did it,then?" "We're still waiting on final fingerprint analysis, but,uh,we have a pretty good idea." "Well,can you tell me?" "Why don't you tell us,Blake?" "Uh,I don't know what you mean." "See,the thing is,I remember the look on your face when we walked in your father's workshop and that plane wasn't there." "And the first thing you wanted to know at the crash site wasn't what happened to the plane but was whether your father had suffered." "You didn't have to ask about the plane 'cause you knew why it crashed." "Whose fingerprints are we going to find on that servo,Blake?" "I was just trying to make improvements." "That's all." "You should've told him you changed the design,right?" "No,he wouldn't have listened." "No?" "No,I could never tell him." "He'd just remove it." "The man was so sure..." "He was so sure that I could never do the things that he could." "And you wanted to show him that you were good enough to carry on his work, carry on his legacy?" "He wanted to be the first." "He wanted to be the next Henry Ford." "You know what I mean?" "Yeah,I think I follow you." "Do you have any idea what it's like to live like that?" "To know that your father cares more for his accomplishments than he does for his own son?" "I mean,I wonder if for one second," "I entered his mind that night." "I wonder if he thought that... that I might want to be there... to share that moment with him." "Guess I'll never know." "Where's Chuck?" "I don't know." "Last I looked,he was right behind us." "There he is." "Hey,Dad." "Your clubs weigh a ton." "Are you kidding?" "I've used those clubs for ten years." "There's nothing wrong with them." "Dad,they're older than he is." "I don't even think they make wood clubs anymore." "Yeah,I know, but each one of 'em's got a great sweet spot." "We'll put 'em in a museum." "Eh,when Charlie gets better," "I'll buy him a set of his own." "Come on,Charlie, maybe this is the day you'll par a hole." "I'd just like to get the ball in the hole." "That's all." "Hey,Charlie." "Charlie,maybe,uh, if you're getting that frustrated, there's always something else we could do together,you know." "Actually,you know what?" "I love golf." "You see,huh?" "I knew it would grow on you once you gave it a chance." "Well,what can I say?" "You're a great teacher." "All right,Alan." "Show us how it's done."
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"Dean!" "Lisa." "You know how I never mentioned my job?" "This is my job." "Ben wouldn't be aive if it wasn't for you." "You're welcome to stay." "I can't." "It's not my life." "There is someone besides michael" "Strong enough to tak lucifer." "Who's that?" "God." "I'm gonna find god." "I'm joshua." "You..." "Talk to god?" "He knows that the apocalypse has begun." "He just doesn't think it's his problem." "Nohis problem?" "He's finished." "Just another deadbeat dad with a bunch of excuses, right?" "Maybe joshua was lying." "I don't think he was." "You son of a bitch." "I believed in..." "Sam:" "We'll find another way." "We can still stop all this, dean." "How?" "I don't know" "But we'll find it." "You and me." "We'll find it." "[ engine revs ] [ tires screech ]" "Drive faster, dean." "I can't!" "[ grunts ] are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm amazing." "You ever seen that many?" "No." "No way." "Not in one place." "What the hell?" "[ tires screech ] [ engine revs ]" "Damn it!" "[ screaming ] [ screaming ]" "[ speaking ancient language ]" "[ demons screaming ]" "Well, that's something you don't see every day." "You two all right?" "Peachy." "Be careful." "It's..." "Dangerous around here." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Wait, wait." "No need to thank us." "No, hold up a sec!" "Who are you?" "We're the sacrament lutheran militia." "I'm sorry -- the what?" "I hate to tell you this, but those were demons," "And this is the apocalypse." "So..." "Buckle up." "Looks like we're in the same line of business." "Yeah, and among colleagues." "That's a police-issue shotgun." "That truck is, uh..." "Inspired." "Where'd you guys pick up all this crap?" "You know, you..." "Pick things up along the way." "[ chuckles lightly ]" "Guys, come on." "This whole corner of the state is nuts with demon omens." "We just want to help." "That's all." "We're on the same team here." "Just talk to us." "Follow us." "Dylan, it's a church." "Headphones off." "Yes, ma'am." "Who would have thought the apocalypse could be so romantic?" "[ laughter ]" "Marriage, family -- it's a blessing." "Especially in times lik this." "So hold on to that." "Wedding?" "[ scoffs ]" "Seriously?" "Paul:" "Yeah." "We've had eight so far this week." "[ light applause ]" "So, rob tells me you boys hunt demons." "Uh..." "Yes, sir." "You missed a few." "[ chuckles ] yeah, tell us about it." "Any idea why they're here?" "They sure seem to like us, though." "Follow me, gentlemen." "Dean:" "So, you're a preacher." "Not what you expected, huh?" "Well, dude, you're packing." "Strange times." "Is that a 12-year-old packing salt rounds?" "Everybody pitches in." "So, the whole church?" "The whole town." "A whole town full of hunters?" "I don't know whether to run screaming or buy a condo." "Well, the demons were killing us." "We had to do something." "So why not call the naional guard?" "We were told not to." "By who?" "Come on, padre." "You're as locked and loaded as we've ever seen." "And that exorcism was enochian." "Someone's telling you something." "Look, I'm sorry." "I, uh, I can't discuss it." "Dad, it's okay." "Leah " "It's sam and dean winchester." "They're safe." "I know all about them." "You do?" "Sure." "From the angels." "The angels." "Awesome." "Don't worry." "They can't see you here." "The..." "Marks on your ribs, right?" "So, you know all about us because angels told you?" "Yes." "Among other things." "Like the snappy little exorcism spell." "And they show me where the demons are gonna be" "Before it happens, how to fight back." "She's never been wrong." "Not once." "She's very special." "Dad." "Let me guess -- before you see something," "You get a really bad migraine, you see flashing lights?" "How'd you know?" "'cause you're not the first prophet we've met." "But you are the cutest." "I mean that with total respect, of course." "Woman:" "You've reached the voicemail box of... [ beep ]" "Castiel:" "I don't understand." "Why do I have to say my name?" "[ keys beeping ] [ beep ]" "Cass." "Hey." "Uh, it's me." "So, we are in blue earth, minnesota," "And, um, we could use a little help." "I..." "Hope you get this." "Busy night." "I'm telling you, since the end started," "It's been like one long last call." "[ chuckles ]" "That round's on me." "Thanks." "So, did you get ahold of cass?" "Yeah, I left him a message." "I think." "So, uh, what's your theory?" "Why all the demon hits?" "I don't know." "Gank the irl prophet, maybe?" "What?" "Just, these angels are sending these people" "To do their dirty work." "Yeah." "And?" "And they could get ripped to shreds." "We're all gonna die, sam," "In like a month -- maybe two." "I mean it." "I mean, this is the end of the world." "But these people aren't freaking out." "In fact, they're running to the exits in an orderly fashion." "I don't know that that's such a bad thing." "Who says they're all gonna die?" "Whatever happened to us saving them?" "[ church bells tolling ]" "Something I said?" "Paul, what's going on?" "Leah's had another vision." "[ tolling continues ]" "Want to go to church?" "You know me -- downright pious." "[ sighs ] 3 miles off talmadge road." "5 miles." "There are demons gathered." "I..." "Don't know how many, but a lot." "Thank you, leah." "So, who's gonna join me?" "Wouldn't miss it." "Someone's got to cover rob's ass." "We're in, padre." "Thank you." "Our father in heaven..." "Yeah, not so much." "[ scoffs ] ...Please help us in this fight for you." "Thank you." "Amen." "[ speaking enochian ]" "[ speaking enochian ]" "[ shotgun cocks ]" "[ speaking enochian ]" "[ shotgun clicks ]" "[ panting ] [ panting ]" "[ sighs heavily ] I guess that's what it's like, huh?" "What?" "Having backup." "Dean!" "Sam!" "Yo." "Hey." "So, um, is -- is that " "Is that cool if I get a ride back with you guys?" "Hey, you saved my ass twice already." "One more time, you can drive." "You have a beer?" "Hey." "You earned it." "Don't tell your mom." "Oh, believe me -- I will not." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ grunts ]" "[ sighs ]" "No." "Ma'am, we're just, um, very sorry." "You know..." "This is your fault." "Jane." "[ breathing shakily ] [ sobs ]" "David:" "I wish I knew what to say." "[ clears throat ]" "But I don't." "I'm so sorry, jane." "Rob." "There are no words" "Dylan..." "I don't know why this happened." "I don't know why any of this is happening." "I got no easy answers." "But what I do know is " "Leah?" "Leah, honey?" "[ congregation murmurs ]" "Leah, honey?" "Honey?" "[ gasping ] it's okay, sweetie." "It's okay." "Dad, it's dylan." "Just rest a minute, huh?" "No, listen." "Dylan's coming back." "[ congregation murmurs ]" "Jane, rob..." "It's going to be okay." "You'll see dylan gain." "When the final day comes, judgment day," "He'll be resurrected, and you'll be together again." "We'll all be together -- with all our loved ones." "We've been chosen." "The angels have chosen us." "And we will be given paradise on earth." "All we have to do is follow the angels' commandments." "No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex?" "Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality." "Yeah, well, whatever." "When n rome." "So, uh..." "You're cool with it?" "I'm not cool." "I'm not not cool." "It's " "Look, man, I'm not a prophet." "We're not locals." "It's not my call." "I'll catch up with you." "This a bad time?" "In general." "But now's okay." "Angel stuff really takes it out of you, huh?" "Can't complain." "I know you have it worse." "So..." "What's on your mind, dean?" "[ exhales sharply ]" "Don't take this the wrong way, but..." "Are you on the level?" "About what" "About paradise." "I want to know what the angels are telling you." "Everything." "Well..." "And you can skip the rainbows." "There's gonna be a prizefight," "And..." "It's gonna get bad." "But after we win " "And we will " "The planet gets handed over to the chosen," "And..." "It's finally peaceful." "No monsters, no disease, no death." "You're just..." "With the people you love." "'course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope." "Must be nice -- being chosen." "Well, dean..." "You're cosen." "[ scoffs lightly ]" "Yeah." "More like cursed." "Must be hard." "Being the vessel of heaven and having no hop." "[ door opens ]" "Sam:" "Hey." "So, what happened to, uh, "the apocalypse is good for business"?" "Oh, yeah." "Right up until leah's angel pals banned the good stuff." "Help me kill some inventory?" "Sure" "Don't get me wrong." "I grew up here." "I love this town." "But, uh... [ sighs ] well, these holy rollers..." "Yeah." "Yea." "I, uh, I noticed you're not the praying type." "Yeah, well, between you and me, neither are half those guys." "Couple of months back, they were all in here," "Getting wasted, banging the nanny." "Now they're all warriors of god." "Cheers." "Cheers." "[ glasses clink ] [ exhales deeply ]" "Look, there're as hell demons." "And maybe there is a god." "I don't know." "Fine." "But I'm not a hypocrite." "I never prayed before, and I ain't starting now." "If I go to hell, I'm going honest." "How 'bout you?" "What about me?" "Not a true believer, I take it?" "[ inhales sharply ]" "I believe." "Yeah." "I do." "I'm just..." "Pretty sure god stopped caring a long time ago." "[ chuckles ] [ cuckles ]" "Where you been?" "Drinkin'." "[ laughs ] you rebel." "I'd have had more, um..." "[ chuckles ] ...But it was curfew." "Right." "You hear they shut down the cell towers?" "No." "That's, uh, news to me" "Yeah." "No cable, internet." "Total cutoff from the "corruption of the outside world."" "Huh." "Don't you get it?" "They're turning this place" "Into some kind of fundamentalist compound." "No, I get it." "And all you got's a "hmm"?" "What's wrong with you?" "I get it." "I just don't care." "What?" "What difference does it make?" "It makes a hell of a -- [ scoffs ]" "At what point does this bcome too far for you?" "Stoning?" "Poisoned kool-aid?" "The angels are toying with these people." "Angel world, angel rules, man." "And snce when is that okay with you?" "Since the angels got the onl lifeboats on the titanic." "I mean, who exactly is supposed to come along and save these people?" "It was supposed to be us." "We can't do it." "So, what, you -- you want to " "You want to just stop fighting, roll over?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "[ scoffs ] don't say that." "Why not?" "'cause you can't do this." "Actually, I can." "No, you can't." "You can' this to me." "I goone thing -- one thing keeping m going." "You think you're the only one white-knuckling it here, dean?" "I can't count on anyone else." "And I can't do this alone." "Dean." "I got to clear my head." "It's past curfew." "[ sighs ]" "It's past curfew." "Leah." "What's wrong?" "Daddy, can I alk to you for a second?" "Of course." "[ sobbing ]" "Leah, honey, w-wha is it?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "They're just so angry." "Who's angry?" "The angels." "Why are they angry?" "They said..." "They said that we can't go to paradise." "What" "But we're doing everything they say!" "They said they gave clear commandments," "But some people aren't listening." "Who, leah?" "[ sighs heavily ]" "Urred ] I got your message." "It was long, your message." "And I find the sound of your voice grating." "[ refrierator door closes ] what's wrong with you?" "Are you..." "Drunk?" "No!" "Yes." "What the hell hppened to you?" "I found a liquor store." "And?" "And I drank it." "Why'd you call me?" "[ laughing ] whoa." "There you go." "Easy." "Are you okay?" "Don't ask stupid questins." "Tell me what you need." "T-there have been these -- these demon attacks," "Massive, right on the edge of town," "And we can't figure out why they're " "Any sign of angels?" "Sort of." "They've been speaking to this prophet." "Who?" "This girl, leah gideon." "She's not a prophet." "I'm pretty sure she is." "Visions, headaches -- the whole package." "They're seared into my brain." "Leah gideon is not one of them." "Then what is she?" "[ glass breaking ] [ indistinct shouting ]" "[ glass breaks ]" "Take a breath, both of you!" "You come on my property, spouting some kind of crazy " "Sorry, paul!" "There's no oter way!" "Come on!" "What country is this, huh?" "Need a hand, padre?" "Just, everybody cool down for a minute!" ""cool down," eh?" "My friends are trying to run me out of town." "Do you think I should cool down?" "I'm sorry, paul." "It is not our choce." "Oh, come on." "That's bull." "You got to go -- for everyone's sake!" "We grew up together." "I stood up at your wedding!" "Jane:" "Yes, you did, but that was then." "And now you're standing against the flock." "That's not true." "I fight with you." "This is a town of believers, paul." "You are not a believer." "Don't make this hard for us." "Hard for you?" "No." "This is my home." "You want me out of here?" "You'll have to drag me out." "Get out of my " "No, no, no." "[ gunshot ]" "No one's gonna stop me from seeing my son again." "[ breathing shakily ]" "We went out looking for " "Or closes ]" "You all right?" "Yeah." "It's -- it's not my blood." "Paul's dead." "What?" "!" "Jane shot him." "It's starting." "What's starting?" "Where the hell have you been?" "On a bender." "Did he -- did you say "on a bender"?" "Yeah." "He's still pretty smashed." "It is not of import." "We need to talk about what's happening here." "Well, I'm all ears." "Well, for starters..." "Leah is not a real prophet." "Well, what is she, exactly?" "The whore." "Wow." "Cass, tell us what you really think." "She rises when lucifer walks the earth." ""and she shall come, bearing false prophecy."" "This creature has thwer to take a human's form," "Read minds." "Book of revelation calls her "the whore of babylon."" "Well, that's catchy." "The real leah was probably killed months ago." "They're under her control." "And the enochian exorcism?" "Fake." "It actually means" ""you, um, bree with the mouth of a goat."" "It's funnier in enochian." "So the demons smoking out -- that's just a con?" "Why?" "What's the endgame?" "What you just saw " "Innocent bloo spilled in god's name." "Yoard all that heaven talk." "She manipulates people." "To slaughter and kill and sing peppy little hymns." "Awesome." "Her goal is to condemn as many souls to hell as possible." "And it's..." "Just beginning." "She's well on her way" "To drgging this whole town into the pit." "All right." "So, then, how do we go pimp of babylon" "All over this bitch?" "[ voice breaking ] I only wanted to " "Did I make it worse?" "[ sobbing ] did I make the angels angry?" "Jane." "The angels -- they understand." "They do?" "What you did ws for the greatr good." "Yes." "Yes." "We all liked paul." "Bu was a sinner," "And he would have taken us down with him." "Thank you." "How can that be okay?" "She killed him." "That sin is so much greater " "It's not a sin to strike down evil." "But how can the angels " "You always taught me we have to have faith." "The whore can be killed with that." "It's a stake made from a cypress tree in babylon." "Great." "Let's ventilate her." "It's not that easy." "'course not." "The whore can only be killed by a true servant of heaven." "Servant, like..." "Not you." "Or me." "Sam, of course, is aomination." "We'll have to find someone else." "Leah:" "Te angels..." "I don't know why they've chosen us." "But they have." "And today..." "Today, they told me the most important thing yet." "Tonight, at midnight..." "I'm sorry." "It's just that we knew this day would come," "And it's here " "The final judgment." "Now, we need to do this right." "We don't have much time." "The angels said we're not ready." "Sinners." "[ congregation murmurs ]" "Now, uh, now, everybody calm down." "Just hold on." "Leah, you're scaring these people." "Now, I don't want us to panic, but we have to hurry." "Stop it." "I've been given instructions, names." "Wait." "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "You're gonna get somebody killed." "Let me go." "Or the next sinner I name will be you." "[ rustlng ]" "Pastor david gideon." "Yeah." "Who are you?" "I'm an angel of the lord." "Yeah, sure." "[ wind rushing ]" "[ sighs ]" "What the hell was that?" "Yeah, he wasn't lying about the angel thing." "Have a seat, padre." "We got to have a chat." "No." "[ clears throat ]" "She's my daughter." "I'm sorry, but she's not." "She's the thing that killed your daughter." "That's impossible." "Sam:" "But it's true." "And deep down, you know it." "Look, we get it -- it's too much." "But if you don't do this," "She's going to kill a lot of people" "And damn the rest to ell." "It's just..." "Why does I have to be me?" "You're a servant o heaven." "And you're an angel." "Poor example of one." "Heads up." "How many should I take?" "You?" "You should probably just down the whole bottle." "Thanks." "Yeah, don't mention it." "Yeah, I've been there." "I'm a big expert on deadbeat dads," "So..." "Yeah, I get it." "I know how you feel." "How do you manage it?" "On a good day, you get to kill a whore." "Rob, jane, please!" "Come on, it's me!" "It's elise!" "Sorry." "Really." "But you know we have to do this." "We're putting them in the storage unit." "No!" "No!" "Jane, is that everyone?" "[ muffled shouting ]" "Okay, then." "Gee kerosene." "What?" "There are kids in there." "The angels named them for a reason." "Jane..." "Your son needs you to do this." "Daddy!" "Don't hurt me!" "Gideon, now!" "Pizin noco iad." "Aah!" "Gideon!" "Wait!" "No!" "[ groans ]" "Help me!" "He's a demon!" "Light the kerosene." "Please." "Like you're a servant of heaven." "Let me go!" "This is why my team's gonna win." "You're the great vessel?" "You're pathetic, self-hating, and faithless." "It's the end of the world." "And you're just gonna sit back and watch it happen." "[ gasps ]" "Don't be so sure, whore." "[ groans ]" "How are we supposed to get to paradise now?" "I'm sorry." "Pretty sure you're headed in a different direction [ david groaning ]" "Gotcha." "Come on." "Yeah." "Dean, how did you do that?" "What?" "Kil her." "Long run of luck held out, I guess." "[ grunts ]" "Last I checked, she could only be ganked" "By a servant of heaven." "Well, what do you want me to tell you?" "I saw a shot." "I went for it." "All right." "[ grunting ]" "Watch your head, now." "Are you gonna do something stupid?" "Like what?" "Like michaestupid." "Come on, sam." "Give me a break." "How's the head?" "I'm seeing double." "But that may be the painkillers." "[ chuckles ]" "You'll be okay." "Where you going?" "I'm just gonna grab some clan bandages out of the trunk." "Relax." "[ car door closes, engine turns over ]" "Damn it!" "Dean!" "Dean." "Hi, lisa." "I didn't have your number, uh, so..." "No." "No, it's okay." "I'm -- I'm..." "Just surprised." "[ chuckles ]" "How'n?" "Good." "Good." "He's at baseball." "You moved." "It's a..." "Nice house." "Dean, you didn't come all the way here" "To talk about real estate." "You all right?" "[ chuckles ]" "No, not really." "What is it" "Look, I have no illusions, okay?" "I know the life that I live" "I know how that's gonna end for me." "Whatever." "I'm okay with that." "But I wanted you to know That when I do picture myself happy It's with you." "And the kid." "Wow." "I mean, you don't have to say anything." "No, I..." "I mean, I know." "I know." "I want to." "Come inside." "Let me get you a beer." "I wish I could." "Take care of yourself, lisa." "You can't just drop a bombshell like that and then leave." "I know." "I'm sorry." "But I don't hav a choice." "Yeah, you do." "You do." "You can come inside and let me get you a beer." "We can talk." "Lisa, wait a minute." "Things are about to get really bad." "Like how?" "Like your kind of bad?" "Worse." "Next few days, the crap you're gonna see on your tv," "It' s gonna be downright trippy." "Scary." "But I don't want you to worry," "Because I'm making arrangements for you and ben." "Arrangements?" "Whatever happens, you're gonna be okay." "What do you mean?" "What are you talking about?" "The people that I'm gonna see next," "They're not gonn get anything rom me" "Without agreeing to a few conditions." "Just..." "Just come inside." "Please." "And whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it." "I have to." "Just stay an hour." "At least say bye to ben." "Ah, it's better if I don't." "Bye, lisa."
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"[THUNDER CRASHING]" "[RAIN PATTERING]" "BOY 1:" "Hey, pass the bottle over." "BOY 2:" "A little busy back here." "Okay?" "GIRL 1:" "Yeah, we can see that, David." "GIRL 2:" "Yeah, you can get un-busy." "BOY 2:" "Oh, come on, Marce." "I mean, you know, we skipped graduation for this." "GIRL 2:" "You are not graduating down there, David Brody." "GIRL 1:" "Hey, you better not be filming us." "BOY 1:" "No, just checking messages." "[ON RADIO] Oh, oh, your Trojan's in my head" "[ELECTRICITY POPS]" "What was that?" "[ELECTRICITY POPS]" " Do you see that?" " What?" "BILLY:" "Man." "You guys seeing this?" "DAVID:" "Whoa." "Hey, Billy." "BILLY:" "Whoa." "Ho-ho-ho." "Hang on." "[BILLY LAUGHING]" "MARCIA:" "We should go." "BILLY:" "I gotta get this." "Hang on." "[CAR DOOR OPENS THEN ALARM CHIMING]" "MARCIA:" "Can we go?" "DAVID:" "Come on, let's go." "BILLY:" "Yeah." "Hold on." "MARCIA:" "Get in!" "BILLY:" "I will!" "Just give me one minute!" "MARCIA:" "Come on!" "BILLY:" "Are you seeing this?" " Whoa!" "MARCIA:" "Billy, get in!" "BILLY:" "Oh, shit!" "Tornado!" "MARCIA:" "Oh, my God!" "BILLY:" "Get us out of here." "Go!" "[CAR DOOR CLOSES ENGINE REVS]" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "[CAR CRASHING]" "[ALARM CHIMING]" "MAN 1 [ON SCREEN]:" "The tornado that struck Oklahoma last night took the lives of four high school students when it picked up their car and tossed it into the air." "Tornadoes in this region of the Midwest are common, but it only took a glance to know this was different." "Not so much a twisting column but a behemoth." "Great." "We missed another one." "Hey, you guys know the goal of a documentary is to actually document something, right?" "MAN 2 [OVER RADIO]:" "Copy that." "We need a tornado." "That's it." "We need a tornado." "Yeah." "When was the last time we shot one, Lucas?" "That EF4 that we shot a year ago." "Right." "A year ago." "So we're 0 for 365." "Let's figure that average." "Hey, Jacob, you play baseball." "Right?" " Hockey, actually." " Yeah?" "I played lacrosse." " Really?" "No way." " This is fun." "It's like a family road trip." " Did I miss something?" "PETE:" "Yeah, Jacob." "You missed everything." "No." "Except we do have 200 hours of cloud sunsets and us going to every drive-through from Idaho to Texas." "Which makes this the most expensive home movie ever." "Just to be clear we're gonna get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?" "Right?" "MAN 2:" "Where do you wanna go, boss?" "I have no idea, Daryl." "My job is to shoot them..." "[OVER RADIO] ...not find them." " He's upset." " What else is new?" "Three months of that broken record." "I'm over it." "Just be thankful we're in here and not in the Titus." " Must be brutal in there." "PETE:" "You left the radio on, genius." "DARYL:" "Shit." "[CHUCKLES]" "That probably didn't help his mood." "Screw his mood." "We've got other problems." "There's no way we could have known that tornado was gonna hit." "WOMAN [ON SCREEN]:" "The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch throughout Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas and Missouri." "Pete." "National Weather posted a tornado watch across five states." "Front's growing and moving fast." "I think this thing's gonna hit about 200 miles north of here." "PETE:" "Then we better haul ass." "WOMAN:" "If you're in the path of this storm, you could be in for a very long day." "Hey." "So today is June 16th and this is my time capsule message to the future me." "Um..." "This is gonna be recorded and stored for 25 years when you, the 41-year-old Donnie Fuller, will I don't know, see how life's panned out, I guess." "Uh..." "By now Dad is 65." "So Mom would have been..." "Mom would have been 63." "Um..." "What else?" "You're a junior at Silverton High School." "You're head of the Video Club, which is awesome." "[CHUCKLES]" "And..." "And that's pretty much it." "So this is Casa de Donnie..." "Where you spend most your time staring at the photo of Kaitlyn Johnston and doing nothing." "DONNIE:" "This is Trey, your annoying brother." " Respect to you too." "DONNIE:" "By the time you see this, Trey's gonna be in the state pen." "Heh." "No way." "I will be playing lead guitar to 100,000 fans in Madison Square Garden." "But you will be stuck right here, moaning over her." "DONNIE:" "This is Dad." "He's the vice principal at Silverton High School which is not the greatest for me." " Uh, Dad?" " Hmm?" "Hey, come on." "I'm having breakfast here." " Trey, I am leaving in five, ready or not." "TREY:" "Relax!" "DONNIE:" "Wanna say something to the future you, Dad?" "Not now, Donnie, okay?" "Busy day." "Can't you see that?" "DONNIE:" "Dad, you're the one that wanted these video-time-capsule pieces in the first place." "This weather's gonna kill the graduation ceremony." "We should postpone it." "Okay." "This is time-capsule interview, version number two." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "What kind of man am I?" "That's a hard question to answer." "I mean, how do you describe perfection?" "DONNIE:" "I thought you did your interview already." "I did." "Yesterday." "But then I remembered I look way better in the morning light." "[GRUNTS]" "TREY:" "Lift with your legs, Dad." "Come on, guys, I could use some help." "TREY:" "Ah, man, I can't." "That old soccer-injury thing with my back." " Yeah?" "You get all that?" "TREY:" "I did." "Good." "Get in." "TREY:" "Shotgun!" "GARY:" "Donnie, let's go." " I'm taking my bike." "TREY:" "Dude." "Chill." "If you want shotgun, just take it." "Hey, I'm sorry." "With the storm and graduation today, I got a lot on my plate." " I know." "It's always something." "I'm used to it." " What does that mean?" "It means you're either ignoring me or on my case." " That's not true." " If it's not my room, it's my grades." "Or it's this time capsule, which I'm working my ass off to get done." "No." "What's the point?" "Nothing's ever good enough for you." "Stop for second." "Let's talk." "No." "Busy day, Dad." "Can't you see that?" "[TREY WHISTLES]" "TREY:" "All right, Dad." "Dad." "Right at this moment..." "Don't even think about it before you answer." "Just blurt it out." "...Who is your favorite son?" "Get in the car." "TREY:" "Well." "PETE:" "I know we missed it last night." "We couldn't get there in time." "Yeah." "I know." "I know." "Well, if you pull my funding, that's it for me." "And we're onto a big one." "I don't know how big." "It's a tornado." "They don't call to tell me how big they're gonna be." "There's a massive storm front moving through the area." "We're gonna get it." "We just don't have it yet." "Uh, well, she was your idea." "I wanted David Sinclair, remember?" "Yeah." "Well, I was getting a lot closer without Allison and her data." "It's an instinct game." "And she ain't got it." "Hey, Jacob." "A little help?" " I can't." "If I stop filming, Pete's gonna fire me." "DARYL:" "Dude." "Don't you dare let him bully you." "JACOB:" "Easy for you to say." "You're not the one sitting next to him." "DARYL:" "You having fun yet?" "JACOB:" "Oh, yeah, dude." "This is so much better than Cancún." "I'm telling you, last year we got within 100 yards." "It's like nothing you've seen before." "Trust me." "[CHATTERING ON RADIO]" "Okay, so larger system is moving toward Riverside as predicted." "I think we should go here." "The wind and precipitation readings in the trailing cell look better for a funnel." "Exactly what you said about Morristown and Osgood." "This one's different." "It's not following the pattern." "It's growing faster." "It's growing faster." "Every storm chaser this side of Hawaii is going to Riverside." "Which, by the way, is where I think we should go." "But you want us to go where?" "Silverton?" "If you would like, consider this an instinct thing instead of a data thing." "If you heard that, then you also heard that Steve cut us off." " And it's on my dime now." " I heard that." "This is months on the road." "And guess what." "We got nothing you can't get on YouTube." "Worst season I've ever had." "You think this is instinct." "I think it's data." "The fact is, it's neither without a big fat dose of luck." "And there is nothing I can do about that." "Okay?" "So back off of me." "I just want you and your data to find me a goddamn tornado." "Then Silverton's our best chance." "What do you think?" "She's the one with all the degrees." "My money's on her." "Silverton it is." "You better be right about this." " It's your last chance." " Wow." "REEVIS:" "Yeah, okay." "Hang on." "Okay." "It's okay." "All right." "We recording?" " We're good?" " You ready?" " Hell, yeah, man!" "REEVIS:" "Yeah!" "Get fired up!" " I'm ready!" "REEVIS:" "You ready for this shit?" "DONK:" "Maybe we should get some girls to watch this stunt, huh?" "REEVIS:" "That's what I'm talking about." "Get fired up!" "Let's go for real!" "It's go time!" " Let's go, let's go!" " Safety first." "Okay, just do a test run first, all right?" "Move, jackass!" "DONK:" "Get out of the way." "Here we go." " Come on." "Yeah." "You got it, buddy." "REEVIS:" "Come on, buddy!" "MAN 1:" "Come on, Donk!" "Let's go, boy!" "He's gonna check the speed on this one." "MAN 2:" "Yeah!" "Do it, bro!" " Let's go!" " Test drive!" "Let's go for the test drive!" "MAN 2:" "There you go, Donkie!" "Well, that looked pretty good to me." "What do you think?" "Eh." "What?" "You wanna nail some tail or what, dog?" " I'm always up for nailing tail!" "REEVIS:" "That's what I'm talking about." "Once this hits the Internet, you'll be beating them off with a stick." " Fours?" "Fives?" "All kinds?" " I'm talking fives, sixes." "Fives, for sure." "Come on!" "DONK:" "Barn!" " Trust me, buddy!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Hang on." " Richie!" "Record this, son." "REEVIS:" "Are you drunk?" "RICHIE:" "Yeah." "REEVIS:" "I'm just getting started." "RICHIE:" "Hang on!" "Wait!" "We're gonna light the pool on fire." " Light that thing, Richie!" "REEVIS:" "Yeah!" "Light it up!" "Light that puppy up." " Whoa!" " Oh, my God!" "The Flaming Pool of Death!" "You ready to go?" "Let's do this!" "Action!" "That's right!" "Come on, Donk!" "You got this!" "Oopsie daisy!" "[ALL WHOOPING]" " That was awesome." "Ha-ha-ha." " Ha-ha-ha." " Ha-ha-ha." "REEVIS:" "That was awesome, Donk." " A million hits, easy!" " Oh!" "A million?" " Maybe more!" " Hell, yeah, dude!" "We're gonna be famous!" "[ALL LAUGHING]" "WOMAN:" "Shit, my pool!" " Dude, your mom." "Your mom." "What the hell are you two idiots doing?" "DONK:" "I thought you were at work!" " That makes any difference?" "REEVIS:" "Look!" " That's the Titus!" "I've seen it on TV!" "Come on!" " Bye, Ma!" "Let's take a tour of the ultimate storm-chasing vehicle, the Titus." "She's equipped with 24 surveillance cameras, so we have eyes from every angle." "Bulletproof Lexan windows." "A gyroscopic stabilized camera." "A five-ton winch." "Four-millimeter solid steel armor." "Now, back here, we have a mini weather center, complete with an anemometer, humidity sensor and potentiometer." "But the thing that makes her really special are these grappling claws." "Ah." "They can stabilize us in winds up to 170 miles an hour." "We're not going anywhere with those suckers dug in." "Clear!" "This is the culmination of my life's work." "JACOB:" "What about the turret, Pete?" "Right." "The turret is up here." "Which gives us a 360-degree view of outside." "It's fitted with a digital cinema camera that will, when we find one of these bad boys give us the shot of the century." "A sight nobody but God has witnessed:" "the eye of the tornado." "That means "cut," Jacob." "Cut it." "Let's get some B roll." "Get shots of the claws, the instruments on the back, panel stuff." " Just give me stuff I can use." "Okay?" " Got it." "My storm's expanding." "That means it's going to be really big by the time it gets here." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "Hey" "How's my bug?" "Well, listen, um..." "I know I was gonna try and make it home this weekend but we got a real big storm coming, and Mama's gotta work." "No." "No." "I'm gonna need you to tell Grandma and Grandpa that we're..." "I know." "I know, sweet girl." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "Gracie..." "Grace..." "Hey, hey" "Did you get all that?" "TOM:" "We can't postpone this, Gary." "There's not enough room inside for everyone." " The weather's gonna be fine." "GARY:" "It's your call." "DONNIE:" "There's Dad taking shit from Principal Walker." "GARY:" "I Will do that." "DONNIE:" "Did you get the last of the interviews?" "I still got a few to do." "But what I did get was a nice shot of Miss Bell's cleavage." "Wanna see?" "DONNIE:" "Trey." "What?" "You don't get many teachers with a rack like that." "Cut it out." "We need to start editing right after graduation." "Dad wants the clips online by the end of next week." "What's the point of doing a video time capsule?" "Video won't even exist in 25 years." "What?" "Let's just get it finished." "Okay?" "Fine." "Did you see the weather report?" "Supposed to be a big storm coming." "Maybe they'll cancel the whole..." "Whoa." "There's your girl." "If I don't get it by the end of the day, you'll not get the internship." "It's as simple as that." "TREY:" "Oh, dude." "Now's your chance, man." "Vulnerable girl." "Comforting guy." "Right?" "Just go talk to her and see if she's okay." " We have work to do." " Chickenshit." "Come on." "I need to get the last of the interviews, and Dad's, like, on my case about it." "Screw Dad." "Go do something for yourself for once." "Bro, I am literally begging you." "Just go talk to her." "All right?" "All right." "Yeah?" " Stop." "TREY:" "Heh." "Have fun." "[CHUCKLES]" "He's really doing it." "I gotta film this train wreck." "TREY:" "And he's pulling into the station." "Hey, Kaitlyn?" "Hey" "It's Donnie." "Yeah." "I know." "TREY:" "Strike one." "Are you okay?" "I saw you outside with Miss Blasky." "Right." "Uh..." "I had this application for an apprenticeship, and it had to be submitted by the weekend." "And Miss Blasky checked it for me, and it's just completely corrupted." "I don't know what happened to it." "It was fine yesterday." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's toast." "What was it about?" "The abandoned factory on Garner." "DONNIE:" "Oh, the paper mill?" " Yeah." "DONNIE:" "Yeah." "When they shut it down, the state never paid for an official cleanup." "So there's all these chemicals and hazardous materials sitting there contaminating the soil and probably running off into the water." " That's what the film's about." "TREY:" "Pretend to be interested." "Anyway, the submission doesn't make any sense at all without it." " So I'm screwed." "TREY:" "Come on, man." "Take a swing." " You're into all this environmental stuff, huh?" "TREY:" "Come on, man." "Just ask her out." "Gotta take care of the planet, right?" "DONNIE:" "Or else the planet will take care of us, right?" "Heh." "TREY:" "That was awkward." "Heh." "Yeah." "Well, some of us care, or at least are trying to." "DONNIE:" "No." "I'm sorry." "I can help." "I have all these cameras and this editing software and..." " Really?" " Yeah." "Well, this will be easy." "We can reshoot this." " It'd have to be today." " Today?" "Oh, you're filming the graduation." "No, it's fine." "No." "No." "My brother, Trey, he's good with all this stuff too." " He can get that." "TREY:" "No way." " Like, he can get that footage." " Really?" " It's not a problem." " Sure?" "TREY:" "Yes, it's a problem." " I'm sure." "Yeah." "Thank you so much." "No." "You have no idea what this means for me." "I owe you so big for this." "No." "Well, you know, me and the planet go way back, so..." "[BELL RINGS]" "Thank you." " I'll see you later." "DONNIE:" "Cool." " Thank you." " Okay, no." "TREY:" "This is so not cool." "You are kidding me." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "TREY:" "You're gonna skip the ceremony?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You said do something for yourself, so I'm doing something for myself." "TREY:" "Yeah." "And leaving me to do all the filming?" "You can handle it." "Right?" "You can handle it, right?" "TREY:" "Yes." " Heh." "TREY:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Totally." "Hey." "You go for it, bro." "But get some skin on camera." "E-mail it to me." " Just get the interviews, all right?" "TREY:" "All right, all right, I'm going." "Okay." "[CHUCKLES]" "TREY:" "Yo, Todd." "We're rolling." "Yo, what's up, me?" "How's life in the future, bro?" "So I just know by now you are playing for the NBA, you're super loaded and you got a super-smoking-hot cheerleader wife." "So why the hell are you watching this right now?" "Why don't you get up to your penthouse and bang her good, right?" "[CHUCKLES]" "TREY:" "That's your time-capsule message, Todd?" "Why not?" "A message?" "Too late for me." "Too late for these guys." "But my kids?" "Grandkids?" "Simple." "Study." "Get good grades." "Or else you're gonna hang around this group of losers shoveling shit all day." "Sorry." "Please marry a rich guy." "Please marry a rich guy." "TREY:" "Uh, we're rolling." "So, what would you like to say to yourself in 25 years?" "That was it." "Twenty-five years' time?" "Ha!" "My guess is we'd have blown up the world by that time." "TREY:" "All right." "High school sucked." "Hopefully, it was all worth it." "You've got your Ph.D. from Brown." "You're doing research and using your skills to help..." "Douche-rocket!" "Ha!" "[TODD TREY CHUCKLE]" "TREY:" "Sorry, man." "DARYL:" "Radio check." " Yes, sir." "PETE [OVER RADIO]:" "Copy that." "DARYL:" "Camera's good." "Hey, guys." "So you think we'll get to see a tornado today or what?" "You never know." "Jacob, did you bring all the camera batteries?" "I only saw four." "I, uh, left them back at the hotel on charge." "Today is not a good day to run out of power." "We gotta go get them." "Let's get moving." "This system's supposed to hit within the hour." "ALLISON:" "If that." "Come on, dude, get your shit together, man." "You're making me look bad." "MAN 1:" "Mike check." "One, two, three." " Where's Donnie?" "MAN 1:" "Mike check." "MAN 2:" "Yeah, it's good." "TREY:" "I don't know." "Around." "GARY:" "He knows what time we're starting?" "TREY:" "Yeah, sure." "Anyway, I can run the cameras." "GARY:" "All three?" "TREY:" "Well, yes, Dad." "That's why they invented tripods." "GARY:" "Trey, this is important." "And I can't do it, right?" "I didn't say that." "You kind of did." "[COMPUTER CHIMING]" "Hey, Mom." "How's Gracie?" "She still mad?" "She's 5 years old." "She'll be fine." "I know, but I've been gone for months." "That's too long to be away from her." "I keep thinking it was a mistake coming here." "MRS. McGEE:" "Allison, we're fine." "This is your job." "What you're doing is important." "I can't stop thinking about those kids that died." "GRACE [ON SCREEN]:" "What kids?" "ALLISON:" "Nothing, sweetie." "Grandma and Mama were just talking." "But listen." "I am sorry about our call earlier, okay?" "I don't want you mad at me." "When are you coming home?" "ALLISON:" "Real soon." "The season's almost over." "GRACE:" "Why can't you just come now?" "I wish I could." "I really do." "I miss you." "PETE:" "Allison!" "Listen, I gotta go." "But I'm gonna check in every couple hours, okay?" "Promise me you'll be home soon?" "I promise." "PETE:" "Allison!" "I gotta go." "I love you, bug." "I love you too." "I'm coming, boss!" "We have now confirmed that a tornado has hit Riverside." "All of Shaw County remains under a severe thunderstorm warning." "Chuck, what do you see on radar?" "What we're watching now is this very rapid..." " Data, huh?" " Shit." "Maybe we'll catch the tail end of it." "PETE:" "What's going on in Silverton?" "ALLISON:" "Give me a minute." "Um, it's dissipating." "There's some scattered thunderstorms and that's about it." "Thunderstorms?" "Thunderstorms." "Put everything in the van." "We're moving now." "ALLISON:" "Where do you wanna go?" " Uh..." "You're not going anywhere." "We are going to Riverside." " How about...?" "DARYL:" "We'll catch the next one." "Look." "There's not gonna be a next one." "Let's go." "[CHUCK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]" "[HAIL CLATTERING]" "Look at the size of them!" " I thought you said it was dissipating." " It was." "PETE:" "Where you going?" " I'm gonna check the Doppler!" "DARYL:" "Right behind you, Allison." "Whoa, wait!" "Wait up!" "Oh, you see these, Allison?" "These are huge!" "ALLISON:" "Yeah!" "DARYL:" "Ow!" "Son of a bitch!" "Oh, my God!" "Look at these, guys!" "They're bigger than golf balls!" "Ah!" "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Let's go!" "[GRUNTING]" " What do we got?" " It's regenerating." "And?" "Silverton." "It's coming." "Great." "Great." "TOM:" "To all the students of this year's graduating class who have dedicated themselves to the hard work necessary to reach this day you are now standing on the threshold of adult life." "You are free to take your own path and that path will be different for all of you." "But it's now time to create your own lives." "To create your own destiny." "I mean, look at this place." "They should tear it down." "Decontaminate it." "Plant some trees or a garden or something." "DONNIE:" "They should totally build a skate park here." "No, a garden." "Definitely a garden." "Yeah." "So you wanna just put the tripod down over there?" " Wow." " Hmm." "DONNIE:" "Watch your step." " Yeah." "[SIGHS]" "I look okay?" "Yeah." "You look beautiful." "I wasn't saying..." "I was, like, for the..." "I don't know." "Uh, I'm rolling here." " So whenever you're ready to..." " Thanks, Donnie." "You're really sweet." "Right." "ALLISON [OVER RADIO]:" "Pete, where are you?" "PETE:" "I'm coming right up." " Got wall cloud to the east." " Whoa." "Yeah, but no vortex." " Jacob." "I got some circulation over here." "JACOB:" "Over here, got it." "PETE:" "It's heading towards those trees." "MAN [ON SCREEN]:" "I'm on Oakwood Road." "If you're in Shaw County, you need to get yourself to a safe place now." "This thing is going to track right, almost towards town." "There it is now." "You can see the wall cloud." "It's lower as it transitions to the east." " Just south." "Right behind the base." " Wow." "Look at that." "PETE:" "Come on, baby." "Come on, baby." "Come on, baby." "[HORN BLARING "DIXIE"]" "[REEVIS WHOOPS]" "PETE:" "What are those idiots doing?" "REEVIS:" "Aw, this is a beauty!" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Twista Hunterz, baby!" "Get in the field!" "Get in the field!" "JACOB:" "Look at that funnel." "We got a vortex." "Come on." "Here we go, guys." "Here we go." "LUCAS:" "There's debris." " Jake, you getting this?" " Oh, yeah." "MAN:" "There it is." "This tornado just touched down." "We can see it from here." "It's ripping up trees." "It's ripping up everything in sight." "If you're above ground, you need to get to a storm shelter or a safe place right now." "TOM:" "I leave you with John Updike's words:" ""You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands." "Take it up reverently for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it."" "Oh, great." "I guess we should, uh..." "I guess we should start finishing up, then." "Whoo!" "Look at the size of that sucker!" "Look how fast it's spinning, man!" "[THUNDER CRASHING]" "Shit!" "Man, that was close!" "Dude." "My arm hairs." "No." "Dude, it's your "hairs" hairs!" " They're standing up on your head, bro!" " Ha-ha-ha." "PETE:" "Come on." "Come on." "ALLISON:" "That's the vorticity stretching." " We're on, we're on." "Let's move!" " I wanna report a tornado on the ground." " Let's go." "There's no damage yet, but it's in a semi-residential area." "About 15 miles to the north of Silverton, Oklahoma." "Seniors!" "Stand up!" "Stand up!" "We salute you!" "[ALL CHEERING]" "All right!" "Ah." "[SIREN BLARING]" "Go inside, guys." " Stay calm!" "Move inside in an orderly fashion!" "TOM:" "Everybody, back inside." "GARY:" "To the main building." " Dude, come on." "GARY:" "Quickly as you can." "Shit!" "[ALL CHATTERING]" "Here we go!" "Quickly!" "Come on!" "Here we go!" "Come on, this way." "ALLISON [OVER RADIO]:" "Pete, give me an update." "PETE:" "I'm gonna find the intercept near Grant and Malcolm." " Approach it from the east." "DARYL:" "Jake, you're out of focus." "Tighten up." "ALLISON:" "You need to position yourself." "This thing is moving fast." "I need a clear path." "I got a field coming up on your right that should have access." "DARYL:" "Give me a second to calculate rotation speed." "PETE:" "Make it fast." "DARYL:" "Wind speed is 140." "PETE:" "Direction?" "Southeast." " Lucas, we good?" " Yeah." "We good." "We good." "PETE:" "You getting this, Jacob?" "Oh, yeah." "Sure." "PETE:" "Okay." "Ready for intercept." "ALLISON:" "Daryl, pull over." "REEVIS:" "Get out there, dog!" "Get out there!" " Look at me!" " I'm in a tornado!" "I'm in a tornado!" "REEVIS:" "Whoo!" "[DONK WHOOPING REEVIS LAUGHING]" " Yeah!" "REEVIS:" "Oh, my God!" "We're in the path!" "We're in the path!" "Okay." "Anchor down." "How we looking?" "ALLISON:" "It's heading right for you." "DARYL:" "Get ready, guys." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, my God!" "Jacob!" "Don't you lose it on me, you hear?" "Hold on, boys!" "JACOB:" "Shit!" "You guys, come on, now!" "[JACOB SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]" "This is crazy, you guys." "This is nuts." "Come on, come on!" "God!" "Shit, that thing is crazy!" "Hang on!" "It's coming right!" "Go!" "Go on!" "[GRUNTS]" "Damn it!" "It dodged to our left." "ALLISON:" "Oh, shit." "It's headed for the school." "Everybody!" "Okay, go!" "Here we go." "Here we go." "Keep moving." "All the way down the hall." "Keep this door open." "Come on." "TOM:" "Move on in, folks." "Move in." " Come on." "TOM:" "Jesus." "Everybody into the storm shelter area." " Keep this hallway clear." " Come on." " Make sure nobody's behind us." " All the way down!" "TOM:" "Go on, all the way in." "Trey!" "Where's Donnie?" "Uh, I don't exactly know." "Get away from the window." "[STUDENTS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" "[ALARM BLARING]" "TREY:" "Tornado!" "Get going!" "Run!" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Go, go, go!" "It's okay!" "All the way down the hall!" "Keep going!" "All the way down!" "Keep moving." "Come on." "Fast as you can!" "Okay, get down!" "Let's go." "Come on." "Face the wall!" "Cover your heads!" "Stay down!" "Heads down, everybody!" "Everyone stay down!" "Get your heads down!" "Get your head down." "[GLASS BREAKING]" "GARY:" "Stay against the wall!" "BOY:" "No, no!" "Oh, my God!" "Trey!" "Dad!" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "[GIRL 1 WHIMPERING]" "[STUDENTS COUGHING]" "GARY:" "Anybody hurt?" "GIRL 2:" "We're all right." "[GIRL 3 SOBBING]" " Trey?" "TREY:" "Yeah." "I'm good." "You ready?" "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "Oh, hey, can you hold this?" "You got it?" " My dad." "KAITLYN:" "Are you gonna answer it?" "No." "You kidding me?" "I missed the whole grad ceremony." "No." "KAITLYN:" "Is he gonna be pissed at you?" "Nah." "You know what?" "Trey will have filmed it." "Oh, come on, pick up." " Trey, give me your phone." "TREY:" "Yeah." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" " Trey?" " Donnie, you okay?" "Dad?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." "Where are you?" "Dad, Trey can handle all the filming and stuff." "It's not, like, a problem." "Never mind about that." "Are you safe?" "Tell me where you are." "Safe?" "Yeah." "I'm at the old paper mill." " On Garner?" " Yeah." "Listen, it's really important that you..." " Dad?" "Dad?" " Donnie?" " Dad?" " Stay where you are..." "Donnie?" "[LINE BEEPS]" " Donnie!" "KAITLYN:" "What happened?" "It just cut out." "Here." "[THUD NEARBY]" "DONNIE:" "Whoa." " Maybe we should go." "DONNIE:" "Heh." "Yeah." "[BOARDS BANGING WIND WHISTLING]" " What is that?" "DONNIE:" "I don't know." "[KAITLYN SCREAMS]" "DONNIE:" "Come on!" " Aah!" "MAN:" "It's all right." "It's all right." " Where are you going?" " I gotta get my son." "He's out there." "[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]" "Oh, my God." "MAN 1 [ON SCREEN]:" "From our vantage point the damage could have been a whole lot worse." "The tornado just narrowly grazed the school..." "Daryl, are you hearing this?" "MAN 1:" "...as you can see from this footage." "The National Weather Service is currently tracking a second supercell moving in our direction." "I know it's hard to imagine..." "A second cell." " This is gonna be bad." " How can there be another system?" "I've never seen anything like this." "These updrafts are insane." "DARYL:" "Got downed power lines." " We're stuck." " It's all right." "I'm about to make his day." "MAN 2 [ON SCREEN]:" "We're gonna send it back to Don Lemon in the studio." "Heads up, Lucas." "Live wire." "What else we got?" "Activity heading toward the center of town." "Second cell?" "ALLISON:" "It's organized." "The hook echo is huge." "I wanna set up as close to the perimeter as possible." "I wanna be in the middle." " I'm not gonna miss it." " I hear you." "DARYL:" "Jake, how you doing?" "JACOB [OVER RADIO]:" "Never better." "You hang in there, honey." "That was nothing." "Here you go." "Send that to my GPS." "Let's roll." "Come on." "You want a coffee with that, boss?" "[KAITLYN COUGHING]" "DONNIE:" "Kaitlyn?" "Kaitlyn!" "[KAITLYN GROANS]" "DONNIE:" "Are you hurt?" " Yeah." "My leg." "DONNIE:" "Okay." "Your leg?" "Here, let me see it." "KAITLYN:" "It really hurts." " Ugh." " Hold on." "Okay." "All right, hang on." " Don't touch it." " Ow." "I'm gonna tie this, okay?" "[KAITLYN WINCES]" " Be careful." " Sorry." "[KAITLYN GASPS]" " All right?" " Yeah." "[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]" "What was Donnie doing there in the first place?" "TREY:" "He's with Kaitlyn." "He's been in love with her forever." "Johnston?" "Yeah." "He's shooting this video project thing for her." "Why didn't he just tell me?" "I don't know, Dad." "You're so easy to talk to." "I'm just saying." "Whoa." "Oh, my God." "[CAR DOORS OPEN]" "GARY:" "Hey, boy." "Hey" "TREY:" "Dad, that's Chester's dog." "Chester?" "TREY:" "Chester?" "GARY:" "Chester!" "TREY:" "Dad, be careful!" " You okay?" " Had to go looking for shelter." "Was gonna drive." "GARY:" "Let me see." " You hurt?" " Get the door." "The belt's stuck." "I gotta cut him out." "Hey, can I get some help over here?" "TREY:" "Here." " I know, I'm not supposed to have that." "GARY:" "We'll talk about that later." "Hang on." "TREY:" "Put this under him." "GARY:" "Yep." " Right there." "GARY:" "Put him down." " Can you get everybody to the high school?" " Uh-huh." "They've got a storm shelter." " You wanna go with them?" " No way." "GARY:" "Make sure he's okay." " You got it." "Oh, shit." "Oh, come on." "Try your phone again." "Oh, come on, come on, come on." " Anything?" " There's no signal." "Damn it." "There are those idiots." "Pull over." "Hey, Pete, you can pass us." "PETE:" "Allison, we don't have time to waste." "ALLISON:" "Yeah, we'll catch up to you." "Hello!" "Your main man Reevis here." " I'm with my buddy Donk." " Badonkadonk!" "Heh." "REEVIS:" "What just happened?" " All right, so check this out." "I was in a tornado, right?" "And let me tell you." "One word:" " "it sucked." Ha-ha-ha." "REEVIS:" "Ha-ha-ha." "That's two words, jackass." "I know." "Two words, but I was, like, getting sucked up in the thing." "It was smart back there with the knife." "TREY:" "Thanks." "I thought you'd be mad." "Oh, I am." "Hand it over." "TREY:" "We should turn left on Main." "I'm gonna take the highway." "Dad, if we out through Main, we can take Rosewood all the way." "We save like 20 minutes." "All right." "REEVIS DONK:" "Ha-ha-ha." "ALLISON:" "Hey, guys!" "Gentlemen!" "REEVIS:" "It's gonna be damn head." "Ha-ha-ha." " Ha-ha-ha." " Hey." " You two need to go inside and stay there." "DONK:" "Whoa." "REEVIS:" "You guys actually get paid to do this shit?" "I'm in the wrong damn job, man." " You don't have a job." " Heh." "Let's go, Allison!" "Grab a brew." "It's like a zombie apocalypse out here." "PETE:" "We're wasting time." "ALLISON:" "I don't think we can leave them." " Look." "They're not our responsibility." " They're drunk." " Guys." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "You getting this?" " Look, look." "Donk, Donk." "DONK:" "Oh." "Hell, yeah!" "Ha, ha!" "Hell, yeah." "REEVIS:" "Look at it." " Whoa, shit!" "Where did it go?" " Where'd it go?" "What?" "PETE:" "Where is it...?" "DARYL:" "It's moving, it's moving, it's moving." "REEVIS:" "Whoa." "Hey, Allison, what's happening?" "Keep filming." "[SIREN BLARING]" "JACOB:" "Whoa!" "DONK:" "Guys!" "Look at that!" "Reevis!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "REEVIS:" "Yeah!" "DONK:" "You getting it?" "[REEVIS WHOOPS]" "REEVIS:" "No!" "No!" "Holy shit!" "'MY truck!" "'Oh' my God!" "[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" "TREY:" "Dad!" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[ALARM WAILING]" "Get out and run for the bank!" "REEVIS:" "Go!" "Go!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Oh, shit!" " Oh, my God!" " Dad!" "Hurry!" "Go inside!" "Trey!" "[ALLISON SCREAMING]" "GARY:" "God!" "Hang on!" "TREY:" "Oh, my God!" "No, no, no!" "JACOB:" "Hang on!" "TREY:" "Dad, hold on!" "ALLISON:" "Oh, God!" "Aah!" "GARY:" "I've got you!" "GARY:" "Hold on!" "I won't let you go!" "Grab the door!" "TREY:" "No." "Dad, no!" "ALLISON:" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "[ALLISON SCREAMING]" "[GARY GRUNTS]" "[BOTH PANTING]" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "DARYL:" "Allison, you okay?" " Come on, Trey." "Let's get in the car." "ALLISON:" "Everyone here?" "DARYL:" "Yeah." "JACOB:" "This is crazy, guys." "TREY:" "Oh, shit." "Whoa." "Hey, can I use your cell?" "My son's out there." "I got no signal." "ALLISON:" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Uh..." "I don't either." "Where is he?" "He said he was at an industrial park on Garner Road." "ALLISON:" "Is that north of here?" "JACOB:" "This is crazy." "PETE:" "This is what we're paying you for." "ALLISON:" "Give me one second." "Guys, what's going on?" "Daryl, can you believe this?" "Your buddy here wants to quit." "DARYL:" "Hey." "No one's quitting here." "Just give us a minute, Pete." "You got a minute." "DARYL:" "You'll be okay." "Right?" "This is crazy, man, all right?" "I mean, a truck almost fell on us." "Relax." "Make it through today, and by next week you got cash and you are sitting on a beach sipping margaritas with that beautiful girlfriend of yours." "All right?" " I don't even like margaritas." " Heh." "Trust me." "Come on, we're wasting time." "Daryl, just take his damn camera from him." "He's got this." "PETE:" "Let's get ready for the next system." " All right." "GARY:" "Another system?" "ALLISON:" "Wait a minute." "That was going north, right?" "That's toward the paper mill." "I gotta get there." "Can you take us?" "My car is totaled." " Sorry." "No time." " His son's out there." "Pete." "Just stay out of the way." "ALLISON:" "You guys can come in the van with me." " I can take the kid with the camera." " Really?" "Sweet." "No, no, Trey, you're staying with me." "Look, the Titus is the safest place for him." "He's right." "It's a tank." "We'll be right behind him." " Just as far as Garner, okay?" " Right." "Keep that camera rolling." "When this is over, I'll give you 3 grand for your tape." "TREY:" "Three grand?" " Yeah." " Heh." "You got it." " Now we're talking." "Let's move!" "How's your leg?" "It's a bit better." "Here." " Ah." " All right?" "[KAITLYN WINCES]" "Okay." "Where'd you learn that?" "Uh, my mom was a nurse so when we were kids, instead of story time, we'd have, like, CPR lessons." "[KAITLYN CHUCKLES]" "At the time I was kind of lobbying for Cat in the Hat, but now..." "Ha, ha." "Yeah, thanks, Mom." " Okay?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "I told my parents I was going to the library." "Your dad is coming, right?" "Someone will find us." "[DONNIE GASPS]" "[KAITLYN SIGHS]" "DONNIE:" "You okay?" "Look, I waited my whole life for a storm like this." "Please don't let me down." "Who you trying to reach?" "My little girl, Gracie." "I've never been away from her this long before." "GARY:" "Where is she?" "She's with my parents about 200 miles to the south." "They'll make sure she's safe." "Yeah." "It just really feels wrong to be away from her right now." "You know?" "How old is Gracie?" "She just turned 5." "Wow." " They're a real handful at that age." "ALLISON:" "She's a really good kid." "How old is your other son?" "GARY:" "Donnie?" "He's 17." "He'll be all right." "He knows everything at that age." "After his mom died, I kind of lost him for a while." "We'll find him." "So is this what you guys do for a living?" "Go around chasing trouble?" "They chase." "I study." "Makes me the grown-up." "Right, Daryl?" "I've never heard of this many tornadoes before." "It's a freak occurrence." "Two storm fronts taking the same path." "It's not freak anymore." "Not after Katrina." "Not after Joplin." "What used to be once-in-a-lifetime seems to be happening about once a year." "Look what happened with Hurricane Sandy." "Whatever it is, we have to figure it out before they start shifting to places they've never been before." " Like where?" " Like Los Angeles." "Or Chicago." "Even London." "PETE [OVER RADIO]:" "Tree blocking the road." "DARYL:" "We got a problem." "ALLISON:" "Can you get around that?" "No." "TREY [OVER RADIO]:" "Moorpark." "Right, Dad?" "It's about three miles west." "It might be clear that far out." "Good call." "Doubling back to Moorpark." "That's a great boy you've got." "Do you ever think about the last thing you said to your mom?" "I think about it every day." "Um..." "Because I was pissed at her." "I was always pissed at her for something." "For leaving Dad." "For leaving me and Trey." "We used to spend the weekends with her, so she was..." "She was dropping us back, and she tried to kiss me goodbye, and I just..." "I barely looked at her, and she walked away." "Yeah, that was it." "That was the last time." "What happened?" "It was a car accident." " I'm sorry." " No." "It's..." "[CLANGING FROM ABOVE]" "You hear that?" "KAITLYN:" "Hello?" "DONNIE:" "Hey!" "Hey, we're down here!" "KAITLYN:" "Hello?" "DONNIE:" "Please help us!" "[KAITLYN SCREAMS]" "KAITLYN:" "What happened?" "DONNIE:" "I think a pipe burst!" "KAITLYN:" "Oh, my God!" "Get on it, Donk." "You see anything yet?" "DONK:" "I think the twister cloud's up ahead." " Twister cloud?" "Shit!" "Slow down, Donk!" "You're busting my balls!" "DONK:" "Straight over this hill!" "You'll be fine!" " No!" "Not the hill!" "Hey!" "Moron!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "REEVIS:" "Oh, my God!" "Ugh!" "Damn!" "You dumb-ass!" " What the hell, man?" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" " You all right, man?" " Yes!" "Ha-ha-ha." "[THUNDER CRASHING]" "Whoa." "Aw." "This thing's awesome." "PETE:" "She's a beast." " Absolutely." "Wow, this is so cool." "You gonna be all right?" "Look, I know I yell at you a lot." "But listen." "When I first started, I was scared shitless too." "We got a lot riding on this." "But when the moment comes trust me, you're gonna be fine." "Yes, sir." "PETE:" "You getting this on radar?" "I see it." "It's headed fast in this direction." "[OVER RADIO] I got three small hook echoes." "Maybe four." " D, you getting any visual on this?" "DARYL:" "No." "Nothing." "I'm not seeing anything, you guys." "What's happening up top, kid?" "I got nothing up here." "Just clouds." "Wait, there it is." "Right there on the left!" " Are you seeing this?" "LUCAS:" "Yeah, yeah, I got it." "We got movement to the northeast." "Take a look at that!" "[DONK REEVIS WHOOP]" "Guys, it's splitting." "ALLISON:" "We're gonna have another funnel." "TREY:" "Something's happening behind us." "There's another one." "JACOB:" "There's one to our right!" "Two." "There are three." "Four!" "Shit, they're everywhere!" "We have multiple vortices touching down." "ALLISON:" "These systems are too erratic." "We gotta get out of here." "PETE:" "No, no, no!" "[DONK WHOOPS]" " Look at that thing!" " Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "JACOB:" "Oh, God!" "[CAR ALARMS BLARING]" "REEVIS:" "Look at the size of that thing!" "We're gonna be YouTube stars for the rest of our lives!" "Ha, ha!" "Better than sex, Donk!" "Ha-ha-ha." "DONK:" "How would you know?" "[SCREAMING]" "TREY:" "Dad!" "Behind us!" "Is everybody all right?" " Yeah." " I'm okay." "GARY:" "Oh, shit." "PETE:" "Keep filming!" "JACOB:" "Yeah, I got it!" "This is unbelievable!" "TREY:" "Dad!" "PETE:" "Are you all right?" "I can't get out the side." "We're gonna go through the back." " Trey, you okay?" "TREY:" "Yeah, I'm fine." "PETE:" "Let's go!" "JACOB:" "Come on, come on, come on!" " Come on." "Come on." "GARY:" "Trey!" "TREY:" "Over here!" "We gotta take cover!" "Everybody in the Titus!" "Run!" "Let's move!" "Move!" "LUCAS:" "Come on!" " Let's go!" "DARYL:" "Look out!" "PETE:" "Come on!" "GARY:" "Everybody head for the church!" " Come on, Trey, stay with me!" "TREY:" "Look out!" "JACOB:" "Holy shit!" "ALLISON:" "Oh, my God!" "This is amazing!" "I gotta get this!" "PETE:" "Jake, forget it!" "Jake, come on!" "Allison!" "PETE:" "Jake!" " Jacob!" "JACOB:" "My camera!" " Leave it!" "But I gotta get the footage!" "PETE:" "Jake, come on!" "Let's go!" "Shit!" "[SCREAMS]" " No!" "No, no, no!" " Come on!" "JACOB:" "Help me!" "No, no, no!" "[JACOB SCREAMING]" " No!" "Jacob!" " No!" "He's gone!" "Allison, he's gone!" " Get inside!" " Shut the door!" "TREY:" "Come on, come on, come on!" "GARY:" "Get down!" "DARYL:" "Okay." "Oh, shit." "[CAMERA BEEPS]" "Trey." "Trey!" "TREY:" "I'm here, Dad." "GARY:" "Let's get out of here." " Yeah." " Where are you going?" " I'm getting my son." "Please, wait." "It isn't safe out there." "What if it was your daughter?" "Um..." "If we can get the van back on the road, we'll be safer than we would be on foot." "Okay?" "Pete, can you hook up...?" "Is that all you care about?" "No." "No." "ALLISON:" "Jacob's dead, Pete." "He'd probably still be alive if it wasn't for you." "You think what happened is my fault?" "I mean, he wasn't out there shooting for himself, was he?" "He was getting your shot for your movie because you told him nothing else matters, and you wouldn't let him go." "No." "It wasn't Pete." "It was me." "I brought him here." "It was my fault." "No." "No." "None of this should have happened." "You gotta help him find his son." "ALLISON:" "I will." "What about you?" "I'm gonna stay here." "I'll see if I can find Jacob's parents." "Get in contact with them." "Okay." "KAITLYN:" "Help me close up the gap!" "DONNIE:" "Huh?" "KAITLYN:" "Help me close it up!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "DONNIE:" "Can you stop it coming in?" " I'm trying!" "Lucas, you coming?" "Pete..." "Suit yourself." "I gotta finish this." "Trey, come on." "Get in." " Let's go find your brother." "TREY:" "All right." "Come on, baby." "[ENGINE STUTTERS]" "Come on." "[ENGINE REVS]" "That's my girl." "Dad, it's getting worse out there." "[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON SCREEN]" "Still no signal." "KAITLYN:" "My phone." "It's not working." "Try yours." "DONNIE:" "No, there's no signal." " Try it through the gap right there." " Okay." "Your arm can fit." " Oh, my God." "There's a bar, there's a bar." " Put it on speakerphone!" "GARY [ON MACHINE]:" "This is Gary." "Leave a message." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Please help us!" "The building fell down on top of us, and there's water pouring in and I don't know how long we've got!" "Dad!" "Aah." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit." "I'm sorry." "It's dead." "I'm sorry." "[WOMAN WHIMPERING]" "Are you folks all right?" "I'm taking these people to the shelter." "GARY:" "You been by the industrial park?" " Sure have." "Whole place has been flattened." " Did you see anyone?" "A boy?" "A girl?" " I didn't see anybody." "I'm sorry." " Maybe he made it to the school." " What if he didn't?" "We gotta go." "Listen." "I heard on the radio, all the warning sirens are down." "If a tornado's coming, you're not gonna know it." "DONNIE:" "Okay." "Mom." "Dad." "I just wanna thank you for everything." "I was gonna come down the stairs this morning to say goodbye but when I came you were already gone." "I got a message." "DONNIE [ON RECORDING]:" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Please help us!" "The building fell down on top of us, and there's water pouring in and I don't know how long we've got!" "ALLISON:" "Oh, my God." "You should know I'm not alone." "Donnie's here." "He's been really sweet." "So it's kind of okay." "I love you so much." "Guess what." "I spent the last week filming time capsules about people's futures and now it looks like I don't have one." "So, uh if there's no future we should talk about the past." "Um..." "Some bad shit happened along the way." "You know, like it does to everybody, I guess." "And..." "And I didn't move on, Dad." "I blamed you." "I really gave you shit, and I wish I hadn't." "I so wish I hadn't." "No point in wishing now, huh?" "What do I wanna say?" "Um..." "Go easy on Trey." "He's gonna tell you that this is all his fault." "This was his idea." "But it wasn't." "It's just Trey." "His attention-seeking behavior." "My idea." "My fault." "Trey, you should be the person you always were, dude, because you're awesome." "You're awesome and I'm proud of you and just live every day like it's your last." "Because, shit, someday it will be." "And for once, I know what I'm talking about." "And, Dad..." "Dad, I love you." "I really love you and I'm sorry." "Okay, I'm sorry." "Okay." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Come here." "Okay." "All right." "[COUGHING]" "GARY:" "Come on." "Take a left here." "Donnie!" "TREY:" "Donnie!" "GARY:" "Trey!" "TREY:" "Look!" "ALLISON:" "Hello?" "It's Donnie's!" "GARY:" "Donnie!" "TREY:" "Donnie!" "Where are you?" "TREY:" "Kaitlyn!" "ALLISON:" "Over here!" "He said there was water pouring in, right?" "DONNIE [IN MUFFLED VOICE]:" "Dad!" "Over here!" "Listen!" "Nobody move!" "DONNIE:" "We're over here!" "TREY:" "Donnie!" "DONNIE:" "Dad!" "TREY:" "Where is he?" "ALLISON:" "It's okay." " Donnie, I'm here!" "ALLISON:" "We got you." "It's okay!" "I'm here!" "I got you!" "It's Dad!" "Can you hear me?" "DONNIE:" "Dad!" "Trey!" "TREY:" "Dad!" "Dad, you've gotta help him!" "GARY:" "Can you swim through?" "There's a gap here!" "Now you hold on!" "Donnie!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "Gary, I can't move it!" "We gotta move this!" "We gotta move this I-beam!" "Come on, push it!" "[ALL GRUNTING]" " It's not gonna move." "DONNIE:" "Dad!" "GARY:" "Donnie, you're okay." " Help me get her out." "You're doing good." "GARY:" "We're gonna get you out." "Trey, what are you doing?" "Watch out!" "GARY:" "Okay, I need you to duck down!" "We're gonna move this beam!" "You understand?" "DONNIE:" "Got it!" "You guys Okay?" "I got it." "I got it." "All right." " Kaitlyn, come on." "ALLISON:" "Are you okay?" "TREY:" "I got you, I got you." "GARY:" "Let's go, let's go." "Get her out." "Donnie!" "Donnie!" "[DONNIE GRUNTING]" "TREY:" "Donnie!" "ALLISON:" "I got him." "TREY:" "Pull him up!" "I got his head." "GARY:" "Get him up." "Donnie?" "ALLISON:" "Right here." "Here we go." "TREY:" "Donnie!" "Donnie?" "ALLISON:" "Put this under his head." "He's not breathing!" "Oh, God!" "[GRUNTING]" " Donnie!" " Oh, my God." "GARY:" "Donnie!" "Breathe!" "Come on!" "[DONNIE COUGHING]" "Go on." "Cough it up." "There you go." "Come here." "There you go, son." "Cough it up." "Here." "It's okay." "I got you." "DONNIE:" "Kaitlyn." " it's okay." "She's here." "It's okay." "[DONNIE COUGHING]" "I love you, son." "We got him now." "We got him now." "Come here." " I love you both." "TREY:" "Donnie." "So much." "PETE:" "I thought you might need some help." "Never thought I'd be happy to see your face again." "Getting my hard drives." " You were down there?" "DONNIE:" "Yeah." " Camera rolling?" "DONNIE:" "Uh-huh." " Mm." " Yeah, there's the guy I know." "[THUNDER CRASHING]" " Guys, we gotta get out of here." "PETE:" "Come on." "Everybody in the Titus." "MAN [ON SCREEN]:" "We are tracking a massive tornado." "ALLISON:" "Pete, you seeing this?" "MAN:" "There's a second tornado formation." "PETE:" "I see it." "MAN:" "This storm is heading northwest." "There." "And it just touched down." "We now have two very large tornadoes moving towards the town of Silverton." "All residents of Shaw County should seek shelter immediately." "They are converging, which could generate wind speeds of up to a..." "There!" "There they go!" "They just converged." "We are looking at wind speeds inside the funnel of over 300 miles per hour." "This is definitely an EF5." "This is the biggest tornado I've ever seen." "[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON SCREEN]" "DONNIE:" "The school." " The whole town's in there." "Warning systems are out." "They're sitting ducks." "GARY:" "Okay, everybody out." "Now." "Let's go." "DONNIE:" "Hurry!" "Get out!" "Go!" "TOM:" "What are you doing?" "You out of your mind?" " There is another tornado heading this way." " And you want us to go outside?" " You don't understand." "ALLISON:" "You have to." "This is the storm shelter, for chrissake." " Not for this." " Would you believe us?" "We've been out there." "We know what this can do." "I am not going to risk it." "I've got hundreds of people here." "You will have hundreds of dead people if you stay." "Sir." "I've studied storms all my life, all right?" "This is bigger than any storm that has ever been." "Can you hear that?" " It will flatten this building in seconds." "GARY:" "Exactly." "With or without you, we're getting these people onto those buses." "[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" " Trey, stay with me." "Stay close." " Okay." "Come on, everybody!" "Get on the buses!" "Move!" "ALLISON:" "We gotta go." "GARY:" "That one!" "That one over there!" "BOY:" "Stay with us!" "GARY:" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "LUCAS:" "Come on, move!" "Trey, put the camera down and get on the bus." "TREY:" "I'm coming." " Okay." "Go, go, go." "DONNIE:" "Come on, folks." "PETE:" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Everybody on." "Move, move, move." "Come on, get in there." "Trey, get in." " Come on, Trey, come on, come on." "TREY:" "I'm coming, I'm coming." "GARY:" "Hold on." "Holy shit." "Lucas, you getting this?" "LUCAS:" "Yeah." "We good." "[THUNDER CRASHING]" " How we looking?" " It's still picking up speed." "Dad!" "Dad, the tower's coming down!" "DONNIE:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Look out!" "GARY:" "Hang on!" "DONNIE:" "Dad, be careful!" " We can't get through." "There's no way around." "ALLISON:" "We don't have any time." " We gotta go back." " Okay." " Hey, are you okay?" "WOMAN:" "Yeah." "Come in the bus." "Come in the bus with us." "You guys, we gotta back up!" "We gotta go back and find a road!" "Gary, we need cover." "We can't stay in the open." "It's moving too fast." "We're not gonna outrun it." "PETE [OVER RADIO]:" "The road's blocked." "We gotta turn around." "DONNIE:" "No, Dad, pull over up here." "GARY:" "What?" "Dad, trust me, okay?" "I filmed here." "There's a storm drain." "Right over there." " Okay, everybody get off." " All right, come on!" "Come on!" "All right, this way!" "ALLISON:" "Come on, you guys." "Let's go." "Let's go." " Come on!" " Follow me this way!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "We can't get in this way!" "GARY:" "Go in through the manhole!" "ALLISON:" "Manhole?" "GARY:" "You got a crowbar?" " Yeah." " I've never seen anything like this." "PETE:" "Lucas!" "Come on." "Here we go." " Okay, everybody in." "PETE:" "Everybody in!" "GARY:" "Come on." "Let's go." "Go!" "Go!" "ALLISON:" "Okay." "Okay." "Donnie!" "GARY:" "Get in." "PETE:" "Jesus!" "DONNIE:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "GARY:" "Now!" "Hurry up!" "MAN:" "Come on, come on!" "PETE:" "Lucas, get in!" "Go, move!" "Go!" "ALLISON:" "Right behind me, guys!" "PETE:" "Yeah, go!" " You guys okay?" "DONNIE:" "Yeah." "GARY:" "Give me a hand." "PETE:" "I got it." "[GRUNTING]" " Close it!" " Come on!" "[ALL SCREAM]" "Oh, shit!" "GARY:" "You guys all right?" " The truck opened the other end!" "Hang on!" "It's gonna be a wind tunnel in here!" "Hold on tight!" "DONNIE:" "Oh, my God, the grate's loose!" " Hold on!" "KAITLYN:" "We're gonna get sucked out!" "DONNIE:" "Keep your head down!" "[KAITLYN WHIMPERING]" "Hey, this footage and data could save lives one day!" "What are you doing?" "Pete?" " No, no!" "Wait!" " Allison!" "Pete!" "Pete!" "Lucas!" "Give me that!" "[GROANS]" "[GRUNTING]" "Peter, please, come back!" "[SCREAMING]" "Gary!" "No!" "Allison!" "I can't reach!" " Give me your hand!" " Aah!" "GARY:" "Come on!" "Come on." "Come here!" "Allison!" "Here." "Come on." "You Okay?" "Yeah." "Okay, anchor down." "TREY:" "What's he doing?" "GARY:" "He's trying to plug the hole!" "PETE:" "Damn it." "She won't stay anchored." "Allison!" "Allison!" "[OVER RADIO] Can you hitch the winch to something solid?" "ALLISON:" "The truck!" " Yeah." " The release." "ALLISON:" "Here." "GARY:" "Okay, I got it." " We're good!" "ALLISON:" "All right, Pete, we're set." "You can tighten her up." "Okay, then." "Titus versus tornado." "DONNIE:" "Dad, hang on!" "ALLISON:" "Gary!" "Hang on!" "[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" "[ALL COUGHING]" "Is that it?" "Is it over?" "Pete, what's happening?" "Did it pass us?" "[THUNDER CRASHING]" "PETE:" "It's not gonna last." "We're in the eye." "Oh, God." "Guys, the trailing winds will be even stronger!" "You've gotta hang on!" "DONNIE:" "Okay." "Hold on tight." "Hold on!" "Donnie!" "Get down!" "[GRUNTING]" "It's not gonna hold!" "Peter!" "No!" "[GRUNTS]" "[SCREAMING]" "Grab my hand!" "No!" " No!" "ALLISON:" "Gary!" "[YELLING]" "[YELLING]" "MAN:" "And let's see." "We're gonna stay right here." "We're gonna see if it re-cycles." "It's becoming more of a barrel-shaped." "The wedge has decreased a little bit, and it looks like it's roping out at Air Depot Road." "Look at the rope on that thing." "Feeder band looks like it's pretty low to the ground." "It's way lower than we are." "There it is." "It's gone, Mike." " Everybody okay?" "KAITLYN:" "I'm fine." "DONNIE:" "Yeah, we're good." " You're okay." "Trey?" "[GRUNTING]" "MAN 1:" "This was a storm that was on the ground for at least 10 miles before it hit." "WOMAN 1: ... assault by giant tornadoes." "And look how powerful they are." "WOMAN 2:" "One tornado is already being called the largest tornado in history." "MAN 2:" "The intense storm that set off the twisters dropped golf ball to baseball-sized hail." "MAN 3:" "There's no denying the tragedy that we've all endured here today." "But you know our faith will carry us through, and we will rebuild." "GARY:" "I'm sorry about Pete." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "Hey, little bug." "Hey" "No, Mama's okay." "I'm okay." "I am." "I promise." "I'm coming home." "Yeah, Mama's coming home." "I love you too." "TODD:" "In 25 years?" "It doesn't matter, you know?" "Just taking it one day at a time." "Every day's just fine." "Because I'm alive." "That's it." "Nothing else matters." "Sometimes I think the human race as a species is crazy." "But when the chips are down ordinary people, like you and me are good." "I like that." "You know, Pete and I had our moments but I know why he got up every morning." "And I know why he gave up his life." "He wanted to make a difference and..." "Um..." "Well, hopefully this film will help accomplish that." "Huh?" "Uh, to be honest, it didn't look good back there." "But we made it." "We stuck together, and here we are." "Alive." "I'm just grateful that we'll be able to look back on this in 25 years." "Twenty-five years?" "Wow." "You are gonna be so old." " Heh." " And probably bald too." "All right, you're cut off." "Donnie, you have something you wanna say?" "Uh, I don't think we really have to say anything, you know?" "We're all here now." "Together." "And that's all that matters." "Yeah, it is." "Okay." "Let's get back to work." "[TREY CHUCKLES]" "REEVIS:" "Hey!" "Donk!" "Donk, where are you?" "DONK:" "Over here!" "Hey, you're upside down!" "REEVIS:" "No, you're upside down!" "And you're in a tree!" "DONK:" "Well, so are you!" "REEVIS:" "Oh, yeah." "That camera still working?" "REEVIS:" "Yeah, it is!" " Ha, ha." " Man, we are gonna be so rich!" " Ha-ha-ha." "REEVIS:" "Oh, shit!" "Donk!" "[THUD THEN REEVIS LAUGHS]"
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"Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family?" "Bite me, Fuck Face." "Come on, man, you're missing it." "I've seen it a million times, you fucking ass-booger." "Steve is like a filmmaking genius." "A true American hero." "The Tarantino of titties." "Yeah, there's just no way you could ever be this good." "Hey, look, I'm going to prove to Steve... that I'm up to the standards of the Stiffmeister Productions." "After Steve sees my directing talent..." " little bro's joining the family business." " Is that what he said?" " He finally called you back?" " No, but I left him another message." "He'll get back to me." "It's only been three weeks." "Gentle-fucks, a toast." "Tomorrow, we begin our reign as seniors." "Okay, people, let's take a break." "Remember, we play this at the end of the ceremony after Pomp and Circumstance." "I don't want anyone starting the wrong song again." " Elyse, you need to relax, girl." " I'm fine." "I just..." "You know, it's my first time up here, and..." "Yeah, but it's graduation." "It ain't the Boston Pops." "This performance sets the tone for our senior year." "I mean..." "Look, you just remember that everybody here is pulling for you." "Dork." "Dork." "Dork." "Goose." " I like them feisty." " What're you doing here, Stifler?" "We just want to say sayonara, and let you fuck-necks know... we plan on winning the state title, now that the Stiffmeister's running the show." " Adios, butt-hugger." " He's a bigger asshole than his brother." "Holy shit, Arrianna." "Matt, what're you doing here?" "Oh, we just want to make sure the seniors have a very memorable last day." "That's cool." "So, there's a campout tonight... and it's only for the grads, but you could come." "Let me check my schedule." "Hell, yeah." "Bring your sleeping bag, in case we decide to pitch a tent." "Check it out." "Perfect timing." "This is going to be classic." "Time to initiate Operation Gradu-fuck-uation." "This is gonna be awesome." " Shit." " Oh, yeah!" "Jackpot!" "Payback, seniors." "Don't get that pepper spray on your hands." "A graduation gift from the Stiffmeister." "Dude, we should've sprayed the diplomas." "Sorry, bandees." "Bite my nuts and call me Skippy." "It's a Steely Dan." " A what?" " It's a double-headed dildo." "It's a dildo." "It's a dildo." " Holy shit." " It's even got a name." "Picardo?" " Spray that shit." " Fuck, no." "Finders keepers." "Okay, everybody, Pomp and Circumstance." "Five-minute warning." "Let's go." "The bandees." "Let's get out of here." " Matt?" " Leesy." "How they hanging?" "Still small and perky, I see." " That's funny." " Yeah." " What're you doing here, Matt?" " I just came by to wish you good luck." " You know, on the whole music thing." " Good luck?" "You haven't said a word to me since the eighth grade." "Yeah, and that tone of voice is exactly the reason why." "So, I'm going to take off now." "Ladies and gentlemen, please rise to honor our graduates." "Douchebag's gonna miss it." "Oh, yes." "Are they crying?" "Holy shit!" "Yes!" "Eat shit, seniors." "Uh oh!" "Stifler!" "I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time." "And now, the day of reckoning has come." "Hello, Matthew." "Your brother must be very proud." "You've continued his legacy." "Tormenting the innocent... defiling all that is good and pure." "But now, you're going down." "What're you going to do, expel me, Shermanator?" "I am a sophisticated counseling machine... sent back in time to guide young and innocent minds." "My primary directive is to protect the students of this institution... and all, indeed all mankind... from the menace that is another Stifler." "Behavior modification is required." "It's not too late to change your future." "No, expulsion would be too easy." "I know the perfect punishment to fit your crime." "Since you have so much trouble with the band... perhaps you should make friends with them." "No fucking way." "Either you learn to be more considerate or you will be expelled." "No football." "No parties." "No spring break." "No graduation." "No college." "No coeds." "Comprende?" "Pack your bags, Stifler." " You're going to Band Camp." " Band Camp!" "Bullshit, trash." "All right, Steve!" "Valley Girls Gone Wild." "Fuck." "Told you Steve'd get back to me." "I mean, it was just a postcard... but it gave me a great idea." "Look..." "Steve's shit-head friend, Jim... he married this freaking nympho band-geek, Michelle." "And he said all they do at Band Camp is screw 24/7." "Matt, buddy, you cannot screw band chicks." "There are standards." "I'm not talking about screwing them, scrotum-breath." "I'm talking about videotaping them." "People love to see dorks doing that freaky shit on hidden video." "Bandeez Gone Wild." "Steve's gonna have some competition now... because little bro's joining the family business." "Yeah, Spy Chest." "Secret Video." "Hell, yeah." "Color night vision?" "I'll take it." "Shit." "How about tomorrow?" "This is going be great." "Welcome to Tall Oaks 2005." "Let's hear it from Lloyd Memorial High." "L" " L-O-Y-D!" "L" " L-O-Y-D!" " Mount St. Marie." " Mount St. Marie!" "Mount St. Marie!" "East Great Falls High." "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "And five-time defending Tall Oaks Cup Champion..." "Beechwood Academy." "We're Number One!" "We're Number One!" "We're Number One!" "Okay, settle down." "Now, as you know, each year... one senior Tall Oaks composer is awarded... a full scholarship to the prestigious Robards Conservatory." "Elyse, this is your year to win." "This year, Dr. Susan Choi, president of Robards... will judge the compositions herself." "And let's not forget to welcome the Tall Oaks Camp Counselors." "If you visit our infirmary, Nurse Sanders will take care of your every need." "Okay, so let's work hard, and may the best band win." "You guys ready?" "What the fuck?" "Are you a rookie?" "You look lost." "Are you an asshole?" "You're hairy, and you smell like shit." "I'll ignore that kind of talk once." "We don't speak that way here." "Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times." "Those are the rules." "And who made you the mayor of Geek Town?" "I'm Brandon Vandecamp, senior drum major, Beechwood Academy... and the president of the Tall Oaks Council." "Oh, and who are they, Mr. President?" "The First Lady and Vice Pussy?" "Suits you well." "Golly, jeepers, thanks." "Hey, you know, since I'm an official band geek and all... can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?" " I have no idea." " The Nutcracker." "Step back, bitch." "Holy mother of Mozart." "This is bad." "You didn't know Jackie Chan was in the house, did you boys, huh?" "Stop that." "Stop that now." "Those knob-slobbers started it." "That's not true, sir." "We simply reminded him to wear his beanie." "And then he viciously assaulted Brandon's genitals." " That's a lie, you dick-snot." " Oscar, Jimmy, escort this man to see..." " the Macro." " The what?" " You're dead." " Now, gentlemen." "God, Brandon, are you okay?" "You want to tell me what the hell you're doing here, Stifler?" "It don't matter, Big O. He ain't gonna be here long." " Bitch!" " Get over here." "Macro gonna fuck your ass up, fool." " What the fuck's a macro?" " The Macro." "Morale And Conflict Resolution Officer." "I heard this one time, this kid went into that office... a baritone and came out a soprano." " Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo." " What?" "Pussies." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Frankenstein." "Scary stuff." "I am just a Boris Karloff nut." " I'm the Macro, Mr. Levenstein." " Holy shit, you're Jim's dad." "He screwed that redheaded nympho chick at my lake house." " Oh, my, you're not a Stifler?" " Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt." " There are two Stiflers?" " Yes, sir." "Hey, what're you doing here?" "Oh, well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle... that redheaded nympho chick that you spoke of." "And, being a former Tall Oaks Counselor of the Year... she was hired to be the Macro this summer, but she got pregnant." "No doubt due to the tendencies you alluded to earlier." "And I have a great rapport with young people... so I just stepped in and volunteered." "That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions." " Who pissed in your piccolo?" " I'm sensing some hostility here." " He poisoned my band." " What?" " I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with..." " What is he doing here?" " Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother." "... conflict." "Thanks, Leesy." "She seems nice." "There are rules, of course." " You will have to wear a beanie." " Yeah." "Oh, I know." "It's a little silly, but it's tradition here... something you're familiar with, being on the football team, I'm sure... with your elephant walks and circle jerks and drinking butt beer." "But here, you just have to wear a silly little hat and..." " a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt." " Yeah." "So, just go with the flow, Matt... and you will have loads of fun... and you'll be making new friends in no time." "Hey, Ernie Kaplowitz, tenor sax." "Cool!" "I'm a rookie here, too." "I really wanted to come last year, but Computer Camp conflicted, and..." "Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived." "I think it has your name on it." "What is it?" "Hi, welcome to Casa de Stifler." "I'll be your host, Matt." "Every day here, I'll make it my sincere goal not to have to kick your ass." "Allow me to show you to your new accommodations." "When I'm out here, you're in there." "Have a great day, fucko." "I don't..." "Okay..." "I'll just go and put this stuff away for you." "All right." "Bandee-vision." "This is a 1978 Ohio State show..." "The Wizard Of Oz." "The one where the sousaphone player forgot to dot the I?" "Oh, hey." "Yeah, right." "Freaks." "Never fear, the Stiffmeister's here." "Band Camp just got a whole lot better, ladies." "You're Steve Stifler's younger brother, aren't you?" " Young and hung." " Great." " Could you send him a message for me?" " No problem, senorita." "Well, it looks like Steve gave someone the old Stifler bang-and-boot." " Is there a problem here?" " No, everything's fine." " Have fun at Band Camp." " Thank you, I will." " Later." " Word." "You need to start showing some respect around here, Stifler." "You need to show yourself back to your table, Big Dog." "Out of my way, Yo." "Hola, chicas." "Elyse, so good to see you again." "So, what's going on tonight?" "We gonna party, get a little crazy?" "Who wants to rack up a few frequent fucker miles?" " You know, you are the most..." " Most sexy man ever to come to Band Camp." " What?" "Chloe, he is so obnoxious." " Sexy obnoxious." " Thank you." " I'm tired of messing around with these... dorky-ass nice guys... and sensitive-artist types." " Let's party with a real hombre tonight." " Hell, yeah." "That's me:" " 100% hombre." " All right, my room, 8:00." "Great first day, campers." "This is your Macro speaking... and, hey, morale couldn't have been higher today." "So hop in the sack, and get a good night's sleep because... starting tomorrow, we have many, many exciting activities planned... not the least of which is the race for the Tall Oaks Cup." "So let the games begin." "Bandeez Gone Wild." "Scene One." "Party hombre." "It's called Strip Trivia." "We made it up." "It's a Band Camp tradition." ""Fourth and Long," "Sextuplets," "Banging Babes," and "Who Blew Me?"" "This looks like my kind of game." "Shall we play?" "You sit in the middle." "Your game, my seating chart." "Sit a little closer, ladies." "Don't be scared." "It's all right." "Okay... the rules are simple." "You choose a category and a question... and every time you miss, you strip." "Hell, yeah." " I'll go first. "Who Blew Me?"" " Good." "I am a silver Stradivarius trumpet played by a Pulitzer Prize winner." "Who blew me?" " Yeah, like I'd know." " Sorry." "Lose the shoes, and pick again." "You didn't tell me this shit was about music." " Well, it is Band Camp, moron." " Hey, to be fair... maybe we should just give him a head start." "All right." "Yeah." "Okay, all right." "All right." "What's wrong with you?" "Scared to show off the mosquito bites?" "I've matured since the fourth grade, Matt." "Have you?" "Oh, I've got 10 pounds of dangling maturity right here, Leesy." " Quit calling me that." " Okay, okay, moving on." " Matt, just pick another question, please." " All right, screw it." "Whatever." "There you go." "Suck on that." " Fourth and Long." " Sure, no problem." "Of Beethoven's major symphonies, which has the longest fourth movement?" "All right, I see where this is going." "Fine, you win." "I free ball, ladies." "Got to let the big boys breathe." "All right, we play by my rules now." "Football questions only." "Prepare to strip, ladies." " Wait." "But first, does anybody want a beer?" " I do." "The counselors have a secret stash in the fridge across the hall." " Would you mind?" " Now we're talking about a fucking party." "Stiffy'll be back in a jiffy." "I mean, there's nobody around... and we haven't seen your best side yet." "Yes!" "We got him." "So busted." "Man, big boys, wake up." "Just gotta turn down the A.C. In there, huh?" "Good night, girls." "Sorry, asshole, game's over." "Yeah, the big boys will love the long walk home." "Room check, girls." "Oh, shit." " Ditch his clothes." " Out the window." "All right, who wants a long neck?" "Nurse Sanders." " They set me up." " He attacked us with pepper spray..." " and ruined our graduation." " I went there for a friendly game..." "Hold it." "Hold it." "Kids." "Okay... where are your clothes?" "I have them." " May I ask why?" " Well, they got me naked..." " Oh, whatever." "He took his own pants off..." " And they stole my clothes." "And I got stuck up there with Mrs. Doubtfire checking out my..." "Let me see if I have this straight." "Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead... just to gain the approval of his sociopathic brother." "And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude... who needs to loosen up and get laid." "Excuse the expression, dear." "Is that close to being on the money?" "Look, kids... the only way to solve your differences... is by working together." "So why don't you start tomorrow... by putting one foot in front of the other?" "Left flank hut." "Turn and hut." "What the fuck!" "Band 10 hut!" "Holy shit." "When I yell "band 10 hut," you snap firmly at attention." " You want to see me firmly at attention?" " I already have." "I wasn't impressed." "Look... we've never beaten Beechwood, okay?" "For some of us, it's our last shot." "Just stop screwing up, okay?" "Yeah, asshole." "Okay, people, back to work, let's go." "Whatever." "I don't need this shit." "Reset the block." "Front ranks, right here." "Housekeeping." "Oscar, brought me something to drink?" " Come on." " Good looking out, baby." "Hey, it's Ernie Crapowitz." "So you finally came out of the closet." "Good for you." "Look, I want to know what goes on at night, all right?" "All the crazy shit." "Naked pillow fights, whatever." "Do I look like the guy that's in charge of the naked pillow fights, huh?" "It's my first time here." "Notice the beanie?" "Yes." "Yes, I do." "Yes, speaking of beanies, where's yours, Stifler?" "You still not following the rules, huh?" " Let's see." " Look." "He's getting in trouble again." "No standard-issue Tall Oaks T-shirt and no beanie." "I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson." "Tell you what, Vande-cramp... what if I took his beanie... and put it on my weenie?" "How do you like that Vande-cramp?" "It's on my head, right?" "Make it five points from Great Falls." "Five points." "Man, this place sucks donkey ass." "Put your beanie on, Son." "Five points." "Stay still." "Stop moving." "He ain't going nowhere now." "This isn't your world." "This is our world, and we don't want you in it." "You already cost us five points in the standings." "We can't have that." "Set the man up with his beanie." "Now you're representing, fool." "And this toothpaste... this will make up for the pepper spray, asshole." "Oh, shit." "I'll get the paint thinner from maintenance." "Animals." "Matt, you were sent here... to make a change." "And, so far, you've only had your sinuses sanitized." "So..." "I think it's time to try a new approach." "Make some friends." "Earn their trust." "Why would I want to earn their trust?" "Good." "Welcome to Stifler-vision." "I think there's a cymbal class at 1:00." "I hate that." "Yeah, but it's better than the bass drum relay." "Yeah, that's true." "Yours look totally fantastic." "Two for the price of one." "My left one's bigger, see?" "Yeah, mine, too, baby." "They can totally fix that." "No!" "Want to see?" "I used to be..." "Lens fog." "No!" "What is that thing, butt weasel?" "Yeah, it's the KR3, baby." "The Kaplowitz Remote Robotic Rover." "And you are so busted." " Hey, Oscar, somebody call the Macro." " Dude, please, shut up." "Pull your panties out of your ass." "I can help you with that chick." "What chick?" "Dude, the one with all the tattoos." "The Tubanator." "Her name is Chloe." "Come on, man." "I can help." "I'm the Stiffmeister." " Master of love and romance." " Bullshit." "I nailed three cheerleaders in one week on spring break." "College cheerleaders." "And I know why your camera spritzed out." "Dude, this thing is awesome." " You ever use this to look up chicks' skirts?" " No." "But I did use it to win the State Science Fair last year." "And I'm hoping it gets me into MIT next fall." "I really want to work for NASA." "National Anal Sex Association?" "No it's Space..." " There's an Anal Sex Association?" " Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro." "Wait, there's a Space Association?" "You were supposed to use this." " See, it's got an anti-fog lens." "Duh." " Yeah, good." " Can the robot record?" " All right, so, what are your intentions?" "With the video, I mean." "What are you doing?" "Oh, it's just for fun." "I mean, who doesn't like to look at hot naked chicks, right?" "Keep it between us, and I'll let you watch." "Plus, I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week." "Hey, Stifler." "Phone." "We're in Detroit!" "Locked into sweet Brazilian rum." "I'm fucking fubar, man!" "I sent you rum today." "Could come in handy in Dorksville." "This place blows." "Hey, my roommate, Dr. Robot... busted me taping some college chicks in the shower." "So now I have to be all nice to him and shit." "And I'm not getting any good footage 'cause these fucking bandees hate me." "Think of it like trying to hook up with a virgin." "Act like you give a shit about them until they bring you into the good stuff." "Earn their trust?" "Dude, that could work." "I'll be an undercover bandee fucker." "Hello, everyone." "Isn't it a peachy day here at Band Camp?" "Band buds." "How's it going?" "Yo." "Hey, I just want to say thanks for the little wakeup call." "You kidders." "Hey, I can finally hear the music calling me, okay?" "There." "Hear it?" "Yeah." "Me, too." "So I'm a totally new man, and..." "By the way, you both look great in pantyhose." " What are you doing?" " Awaiting my marching lesson, ma'am." "Look, Matt, I really don't have time for this right now." "No, look, I figure I'm here, I might as well make the best of it." "Matt, marching's hard, okay?" "It's not like throwing some football." " Oh, you ever thrown into double coverage?" " You ever high-stepped in double time?" "Yes, ma'am, the time the cops chased us across Koreno's Creek." "And you got so scared, you cried." " I had allergies." " It was winter, Mattie." "Well, if you don't teach me to march, I might just cry again." "Fine." "Left foot on one and three, right foot on two and four." "You have to do math?" "One, two, three, middle." "One, two, three, line." "Right foot on four." " Keep your step size even." " My what?" "All right, there we go, little buddy." "I'm gonna fix you up good." "Any girl that knows how to play a tuba, she can do things." "That's what Stifler says." "I don't know what it means, but it's got to be good." "You're good to go." "Let's go find Chloe." "Holy shit." "What the hell?" "Who's doing this?" "Take it." "It's okay." " Thanks, little creepy machine." " You're welcome... beautiful lady." "With my right, with my right, but I can also do it with my left, with my left." "Bootie." "Good game." "You just touched my bootie." " What's that?" " Your instrument." "That's fucking gay." " I mean lame." " Good." "Now, there are two positions." "Carrying position, like this, and playing position, like this." "Now when I call, "horns up"... you're gonna move your instrument out, and then..." "Hello, losers." "Matt." "Oh, my God." "Matt, I am so sorry." " I think I bit a hole in my tongue." " Oh, let me see." "No, no hole." "On today's... episode wasting time on lost causes." "Speaking of which, I understand you composed the music to your show, Elyse... if you call that music." "Yeah." "That's right." "I did." "And who'd your daddy hire to compose yours?" "I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake." "Robards Scholarship is mine." "Like you need it." "It's not a matter of need." "It's a matter of want." " Yeah, I get what I want." " Why don't you shut the fuck up?" "Matt, don't." " What are you going to do?" " Kick your ass." " Are you challenging me?" " No." " Yeah, what if I am?" " No, Brandon, that is not what he's doing." "I accept." "Amphitheatre, 5:00." "It's been three years since I've been challenged." "We got a challenge." "I look forward to reminding people why." "East Great Falls." "I'll see you there, asshole." " Do you know what you just did?" " Doesn't matter." "He's going down." "Matt, you challenged him to a duel." "With swords?" "No, you idiot." "You each get on stage and perform." "And the crowd decides who wins." "Can't we just do keg stands?" "Matt, this is serious, okay?" "Beechwood gets five points if he wins... which, you know, he will because he plays an instrument." "Well, so do I." "Let the Tall Oaks Battle Royale begin." "The prize is five points towards the cup." "Okay, Brandon, you're up first." "Come on!" "Suck on that, bitch." "Lame." "This is so embarrassing." "Okay, Brandon." "Now you show him, Brandon." "Take that!" "Well, seems this contest is over." "Figures." "We just lost five points." "And the winner by forfeit is..." "But I know it's not his fault..." "You don't know the words." "He should shave that." "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "Okay, five points to Great Falls." "All right, Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "East Great Falls!" "Hey, hey..." " Hey." " What?" " Are you really Scottish?" " Fuck, no." "My mum made me learn an instrument." "That's the most annoying one I could think of." "I think you were just born to squeeze sacks and blow pipes, Stifler." "Hey, Oscar." "How many other Oscars do you know?" "Go!" " What's up?" " Your drum line sounds pretty tight." "Oh, thanks." "You let me know if you want to learn some new moves." "Really?" " He's gonna screw it up." " He's definitely gonna screw it up." " Thanks for winning those points back." " I lost them." "I had to get them back." "Hey, guys, Sheree's gonna show me some moves." "Hey, gang... just a little reminder that as the battle for the cup heats up, let's try to remember... to keep up that Tall Oaks spirit of fair play and friendly competition." "We'll have enough spit for a six-pack." " Yeah, baby, you did me proud, son." " Thanks, J. Lo." "It's cool." "Big O?" "Quite a little show you put on yesterday, Stifler." "You know, these plebes think you're some kind of hero." "I don't know what a plebe is, Vande-creep." "Didn't anybody tell you not to mess with the big dog while he's eating?" "It's mine, jerk-wad." "Now will you give it back?" " Dildos." " This is still my camp, asshole." " You're going down." " No, I'm not." "But your mum did last night." "Did she play the trumpet?" "Because she has really strong lips." "That's right." "Yummy." "That's what I'm talking about." " What happened this time, Claire?" " Well, I was working on my solo... and I hurt myself." "I've been fucking poisoned." "Ipecac is a natural herbal extract... that triggers the regurgitation reflex." "Whatever's in there should be out soon enough." "Like him, if we're lucky." "Well, I'm pretty sure it's probably just something... you had for lunch, you know?" "I've got the same problem." "Very sensitive stomach." "I was at a banquet once." "On the same plate, if you can believe it... they had creamed venison, squid fritters, and jellied pork." "What?" " Hey, what's up, crust bucket?" " Come here, dude." "Check this out." "So, this afternoon, while the counselors were practicing for the talent show..." "I faked an asthma attack, and I changed both of the cameras." "It's their talent show routine, au naturel." "Dude, you filthy little cyberfucker." "Shit." " Hey, I thought we were just going to watch." " Exactly, we may want to watch it again." "Hey, so, I took your advice about Chloe." "I used the Rover to deliver a soda." " That was your cool, crazy idea?" " Yeah, I think she actually liked it." " Yeah, that sounds gay." " It's not gay." "Anyway, there's this bonfire-slushee party tonight... and I really need to know Step Two in the Stiffmeister plan." "Slushee party." "Really." "Special delivery." "Prepare to jam with the bearded clam." "Get ready to cuddle the love puddle." "The time has come for Dr. Robot to get laid." "Get laid?" "I told you, trust the Stiffmeister." "Meister means "master" in German." "Get her drunk?" "That's the secret of the ages?" "That's Step Number Two?" "No, actually, it's Step Four." "You don't have the balls for Two or the tongue for Three." "I've got the balls." "Hey, you haven't heard Step Five yet." "Born to be wild" "Well, I'm hot blooded Check it and see" "I've got a fever of 103" "Come on baby Do you do more than dance?" " This is some good shit." " Don't enjoy it too much." " We have a big practice tomorrow, you guys." " Relax, Leesy." "Suckle the tender fruits of Band Camp with your friends." "Come on, Elyse." "Cut loose a little bit." "Have some fun." "I am having fun." "Hey, horn dog, let's go get some more of these before they run out." " All right." " Horn dog?" "Yeah, it's his nickname." "Dude will stick his dick into anything." "It's unnatural." "Check it, dawg." "This one time at Band Camp, I fucked an oboe." " Really?" " Blow in it for a while... get that wood nice and warm, slap on some valve oil and go to town, yo." "Hey, maybe you should try a flute." "Now's a good time to teach you those moves." "Really?" "What?" "I know what you're doing." " You do?" " It's what you always do." "You're a fake." "You do whatever it takes to be the centre of attention." "Just like when we were kids, around me, you were regular old Matt... but around Steve and his friends, you were the Stiffmeister." "Who're you going to be tonight?" "Hey, cheese dick... why don't you quit being such a fucking taint licker, and get me another slushee." "Fucking puss monkey." "You know what?" "I am going to have some fun." "Fucking hoes, man." "I don't get that shit." "I mean, right now, Oscar's off in the woods tapping that counselor biatch, Sheree." " What's up with that?" " That cock spring is getting laid?" "True that." "And here we are, the two dopest homeboys in camp... and we ain't got no prospects for our palm pilots." "That's fucked up, dawg." "Dude, I gotta see this." "Use your hips more." "Hips, like that?" "Yeah, now faster." "Yeah." "Like that." "A circle." "Like that." "Crikey!" "The alpha female has chosen an unlikely mate." "Will he survive this dangerous encounter... or will she satisfy her primal needs and then devour him for dinner?" "Stay tuned." "I'm sorry." "I'm really no good at this stuff." "Relax." "You're doing fine." "This sucks." "How's that feel?" "Oscar." "Is that your drumstick poking me?" "I don't have my drumsticks." "Are you standing up for me again, Oscar?" "It's getting hot." "Smack my ass and call me cowboy." "Hello, Double-D Sheree." "Hips." "Hips." " Use your hips." " Oh, yeah, hips." "And step, and..." "Who knew?" "Wow." "Yo, we at Tall Oaks Sipping on juice" "Got horns, trumpets Rhythm and flutes" "Great Falls laying it down" "Gonna ride fucking Beechwood out of the town" "J.C., what, rocking the bunch" "All tripped out on the fucking fruit punch" " I just want to be respectful." " Oh, that's sweet." "The only person who's gonna get laid around here." "Hello, oboe." "This is so cool." "I hope I didn't scare you with the Rover and the soda." "No, man, it was cute." "Nobody's ever been that sweet to me in my whole life." "Plus, to be honest... metal really turns me on." "Man, the shit's stuck." " Turn off the lights." " Damn, gangsta." " I was just fucking with you, dawg!" " You..." "It's stuck." " Shit, you want help?" " Don't touch me." "Come on." "Maybe you should blow on it." "Maybe you should blow on it and I'll pull." "Hell, no." "Jimmy ain't putting his lips on that thing." "Jimmy should be a team player." "Try and relax, dawg." "Not so hard." "Oh, my God!" " I was just trying to help him get it off, yo." " Dude, shut up." "Whatever." "He had an allergic reaction to the valve oil." "The swelling should go down in a few minutes." "These kinds of things would never happen with our old Macro." "We didn't have MTV when I was growing up." "So maybe it's the over-stimulated times... that we live in that causes young men to stick their... instruments in such odd places." "I knew a certain young man once... who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie." "And he turned out just fine." "So, you're perfectly normal... as these things go." " Are you okay?" " Oh, yeah." "I'm so drunk right now." "I'm probably going to forget about you... porking an oboe." "I have six piercings." "That doesn't include the ones on my face." "Two right here... and four down here." "Haven't seen that in a while." "Yeah, well, no time for dance." "It's all about band, band, band." "No, I was talking about you having fun." " I have fun." "I have fun all the time." " Yeah." "I just get stressed out, you know." "I mean... we graduate next year, and I don't know." "I mean, I don't really talk about it all that much... because the cup is, like, a team thing, and..." "But winning the Robards Scholarship, I mean, that is like... my future, you know?" "And..." "Dr. Choi is coming." "I mean... you don't understand." "She's like famous... like holy-shit famous." "And, sometimes, I just..." "I get really stressed out... and I calm myself down by going off and playing on my Picardo." "Wait, you have..." "Picardo?" "It's just a cheapie, but I lost it." " Wait, if I somehow found this Picard thing..." " You found it?" " Maybe." " Give it back." "If you let me watch." "Okay, but it takes me a while to warm up." "I have all the time in the world." "Figures." "But I'm going to have to be really drunk." "I mean really drunk." "Really drunk." "Yes." "Beat it, jerk off." "Okay, people, let's take a break." "We're all a little sluggish today." "Man, we suck." "Man, one night of fun was not worth losing a whole day of practice." "Give me this thing." "All right, listen up, you lazy bunch of lip shits." "Those Beechwood plebes aren't taking breaks." "We want to win this thing, we've gotta bust our asses." "Come on, bitches." "Back to work." " Matt, that's my job." " Grab your cocks and move your socks." "We're at war here, people, war!" "Show some tits." "Grow some balls." "Hey, keep that thing warm for me." "All right, now." "What, you want to let Beechwood tittie-fuck us?" "I didn't think so." "All right, Tall Oakers... we're in our final week." "Time to put on our game faces." "And time to strap yourselves in for a bumpy ride." "I want the oboe, clarinet, black thingies... and we've got the rhythm section in a full-on blitz." " Are you with me, bandees?" " Yeah!" "Competition for the Tall Oaks Cup is really heating up." "Beechwood wins." "Whatever." "I told you, you should let me steer." "Take that bitch home, man." "Drive it in." "Hey, you, fuck face, I don't even know where to start with you." "Beechwood leads." "Great Falls and Lloyd are tied for second." "Beechwood licks nuts." "Hut!" "Victory, East Great Falls." "Right foot on line." "Jimmy, you fucking lotion lover." "East Great Falls by four points." "Hey, butt pirates ahoy." "Your little band may be leading in the competition, Stifler... but make sure to let us know if you get thirsty." "Yeah, 'cause there's plenty of this." "That's funny for you dorks." "Yeah, it is, isn't it?" "Yeah." "Man, screw that challenge." "I'm just gonna kick his ass." "No, wait." "I've got a better idea... if you think you're man enough." "Yes." " Hey, you sure you can do this?" " Hey, born to be a porn star, baby." "Delivery on demand." "When I get back, I'll be a million Stiflers lighter." "Brandon, I think you're a really good drummer, so..." "Excuse me." "Hey, guys... don't forget your sunscreen." "Your bodies are your instruments." "Yeah, you don't want to be chapped for your solos." "No, we don't." "Bye now." "What is that, 30?" "It's really thick." "How's that taste, Vande-cock?" "Good, huh?" "Warm and salty?" "Yeah." "It's a cum-pletely new formula." "100% Stiffy juice..." "S.P.F. 69." "Suck on that." " Yeah." " Stop, man." " Yeah." " Ernie." " Yeah." " Ernie." "What you had before was way better than this." "This sounds like your overactive honor-society brain." "Instead of your nasty, wet... dirty-girl panties." "It should be more spontaneous." "Stop." "Maybe you should hang out with your friend Matt a little bit more." "Yeah, right." "I know he's a dick and everything, but he's also got one." "Make some love music, you know?" "And then your notes will just cum to you." " Oh, Matt!" " Stop." "Matt." "Matt." "Go long, you asshole." "Go." "Hey, Elyse." "Throw it back." "Come on." "What you got?" "Missed." "Sorry." "Hey, if I have to ring the triangle..." " you have to throw the football, all right?" " Okay." "Draw your arm back." "There you go." "Shoulder to your target." "Right." "Okay, now step forward." "Come on we're not marching." "One foot." " Okay." " You're fine." "Ready?" "There you go." "Draw the ball over your ear... and when you throw it, let it roll right off your fingers, all right?" "Okay." "Come on, throw it." "See?" "I taught you something." "What?" "So every time I throw it, you're gonna run and go get it?" "That's generally how it works." "Like playing fetch with my dog." " Yeah, except I don't lick my own balls." " You would if you could." "Oh, yeah." "Okay, again." "Right here." "Look, that one looks like a bunny." "No, it doesn't." "Maybe a bunny with one nut." " No, that's its tail." " Whatever you say." " You think we'll win this thing?" " Hell, yeah, we will." " Lf you write in a bagpipe part." " Oh, God, I'll never make that mistake again." " What?" " The eighth grade recital." "You made me write in a part for you." "You wore your kilt." "Yeah, Steve showed up with his friends." "They gave me so much shit for that." "I didn't come out of my room for days." "You made it up to him by stealing all my underwear... so you could run them up the flagpole." "Including my training bras." "Okay, since we're having some big fucking Oprah moment here..." "I'm sorry about your underwear." "And the diary." "And all that other shit, too." "That's it." " You started it." " This is gonna get me that scholarship." "What?" "I've got to go write this down before I forget." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Could we do this again tomorrow night?" "Yeah, sure." "I'll see you here at sunset." "Hey." "Should I bring that Picardo thing?" "Okay, I'll do a solo for you." " What's up, Ernie?" " Hey." "It was that fugly nurse again." "Oh, my God." "Matt Stifler?" " Holy shit, look at you." " Arrianna, what are you doing here?" "We practice our routine with the band." "What are you doing here?" "I had to come." "The school made me." " Does anybody know about this yet?" " Oh, they do now." "Hey, come on, no pictures." "What're you, the papa-tit-zzy?" " Holy shit, this is so hilarious." " Smile." "Ladies." "No time for fraternizing." "Get the bags." "Guess I'll see you around, bandee." "What a dork." "I'm going to email this to everybody." "Girls, that was great." "Percussion, take five." "Horns, we've got to work on intonation." "The final performance is tomorrow, you guys." "They're so lame." "You play the triangle." "How cute." "No, I don't." "Look, I told you..." " I had to..." " I gotta go." " I don't socialize with bandees." " I'm not a fucking bandee." "I'm not." "Look." "I've just been acting like a geek." "I've been playing them so I could get them on hidden video." "I've been secretly videotaping them doing all this crazy shit." " Really?" " Yeah, I could show you." "Okay, come by after dinner." "I'll leave my pompoms in the window for you." " You're late." " Yeah, no shit." "Open the window." "Hold on." "Be careful with it." "All right, one condition before I show you the fruits of my labors." "What's that?" "I want that picture on that camera phone erased." "Nobody at school hears about the triangle or the beanie." "I don't want anybody to think I'm a dorky-ass bandee." "Fine." "Like, now can we get on with it?" "As soon as you get rid of that picture of me on your phone." "Are you going into town?" "Not tonight." "I'm too tired." "Besides, they're much hotter here." "I know." "It's a great crop this year." " There." "Done deal." " Now can we see the video?" "Stiffmeister Productions... in association with its talented new director, Matthew Stifler... is happy to premier the unedited... unfiltered, and un-fucking-believable Bandeez Gone Wild." "Oh, yeah." " Oh, my God." " That is unbelievable." " You're kidding me, right?" " That's great." "Danielle likes Jimmy, but she's like a foot taller than him." "And wait till you hear this." "Sheree slept with that big Oscar guy, the drummer." "Said he was amazing." "I hooked up with Brandon once." "Some drummer." "He has... no rhythm, and he can't even bang very long." "Oh, my God." "Are you serious?" "Yeah, he's a preemie." "I'm not talking about the day he was born, either." "Can you get my back?" "I think I got a little bit of sun today?" "Sure." "Get this." "He has one ball." "No way." "One ball." "Yeah, that why he carries that big stick around everywhere." "It's got his other ball on top." "Shit, shit, oh, shit." "What is that thing?" "Let's kill it." " Where'd he go?" " There he is." "Look out." "This is going into the lake." "No one's gonna know about your little video." "'Cause the shit you got us doing on tape..." "So we got a contest to win tomorrow." "And I don't want to see you." "Understand?" "Did you help him?" "With East Great Falls in the lead..." "Beechwood has to win the Band Camp Playoffs." "Direct yourselves to the marching field in one hour." "Now, Dr. Choi, Brandon Vandecamp from Beechwood... is our best musician by far... and his father, Landon, is our best donor, also by far." "Robards needs talented musicians as much as we need talented donors." "Ipecac." " So how's it going?" "Are you having fun?" " It's okay." "How about some Ipecac, Vande-cooch?" "This herbal fucking extract will help you Beechwood fief play in tune, huh?" "Shit." "I told you I don't want to see you anymore, Stifler." "Some day, you'll thank me, asshole." " Orange?" " Again?" " Damn." " That orange shit is janky." "I'm feeling grape, dawg." "I don't care how many times they won." "They're not getting the grape today." "That's what I'm talking about." "Your five-time defending champion..." "Beechwood Academy." " They're tight." " Yeah, they're better then ever this year." "Okay, everybody." "It's no surprise Beechwood is good." "But this year is different." "This year, we can beat them." "We've worked hard, and we are good enough... and this is our time, so lets win the cup." "Yeah!" "Beechwood Academy." "Their music today was composed by senior drum major..." "Brandon Vandecamp." "Beat that." "East Great Falls, you may enter the field for competition." "Band 10 hut." "One, two, ready." "Shit." "Leesy, wait, no." "No." "Wait." "You know, I'm so sorry." "I don't know what happened." "Not my shoes." "Here we go." "Stifler!" "You know, you're like your brother, Steve." "And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill." "You know, the people Steve thought were his friends..." " really didn't like him very much." " What?" "But I think you're different." "I think people want to like you, Matt." "You just make it really hard." "Parting is such sweet sorrow." "When you're a loser." "Mr. Levenstein reports that there were a few incidents... at camp." "But he also says that... you bonded with the band briefly." "When school starts, you're going to be on a very short leash." "Remember, the Shermanator sees it all." "Be gone." "Did everybody hate my brother?" "Stardate:" "August 21, 2005." "Some progress made with Stiffy Junior." "Behavior modification evident." "Will continue to monitor." "Shermanator out." "A little "Double-D Sheree" action." "Little bit of Dr. Robot." "Crazy fucker." "Hey, Stifler, where's your instrument?" "Dude, you're in the wrong uniform." "Screw them, dude." "They're gonna freak out when they see the video." "Look, we thought that if we had an advance screening... then everyone would see that you're not really a dork." "I can't." "It's gone." " What?" " The video, man, I deleted it." "Why?" "Guess little bro's quitting the family business." "Are you kidding me?" "He went fucking bandee on us." "Hey, what's up, guys?" "You a dead man, motherfucker." " You, too, little man." " Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Dude, the purple puke was an accident." "Somebody switched the coolers." "Hey, that orange shit is janky, yo." "Chloe, we never saw Elyse, you know, naked." "Matt turned off the computer." "So we're just supposed to forgive him now?" " He's still an asshole." " You're right." "I am an asshole." "I can't take back spying on you... and I can't win that Bandee Cup thing." "But I can help someone get what she deserves." "I'm not asking you to forgive me." "Just help me help Elyse." " I got the number." " Go ahead." "555-0171." "He shouldn't have been dumping Ipecac in anyone's cooler." "We could've won on our own." "I don't even care that he saw me on camera." "Well, I mean I do, but..." "Honey, this just came for you." "It's from Robards." "What's it say?" "Dr. Choi wants to meet with me?" " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." "Bye." "Hi." "Elyse Houston." "I have an appointment with Dr. Choi." " You're not in the book." " No, there must be some mistake." "See..." "I have a letter." "This letter is, well..." "It's a fake." " This is not Dr. Choi's signature." " What?" "Stifler." "You son of a bitch." "What?" "It wasn't enough for you to humiliate me at Band Camp?" "Now you have to set me up here?" "What's going on here?" "This is my band." "And that's her music." "Well..." "I've certainly seen some interesting attempts to gain admission... but this is a first." "Excellent audition, Miss." "Houston." "Let's go discuss that scholarship." "I thought Brandon won." "No, Mr. Vandecamp was disqualified for plagiarism." "All right." "That's what I'm talking about, yo." "Oh, my God, you guys, that was amazing." " Thank you so much." " Thank him." "It was his idea." "Word." " You planned all this?" " With some friends." "Come here." "Oh, I believe this is yours." "You know..." "Picardo is a brand of piccolo." "You really are an asshole sometimes..." "Stiffy." "Man, change the channel, yo." "Hook a brother up with some mad beats." "Will you cut that out?" "Your name is James Hi Ping Chong." "Your dad owns a Chinese restaurant." "You live in the suburbs." "You ain't never gonna be a gangsta." "Damn!" "That's cold, dawg."
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"Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" "Before we went on our travels..." "We promised each other..." "That there was nothing that could happen to make us come back here." "For Muay Thai boxers..." "That is the ultimate goal." "During the boxing industries heyday," "The amount of money bet on boxing was astronomical..." "Like sharks, to the scent of blood." "The Boxing ring was home to gamblers..." "And transformed, into the office of gangsters at the same time..." "All orders came from outside the ring, even who won and lost." "They had an Army at their command called "Siyan"" "Switch this with his..." "You really watch out for yourself, Yuan..." "Seriously Yuan, you and me are practically family." "You've got to help me out with this." "Other than Timuk, only Chinese can be family." "I would like to eat some shark!" "Fixed fights, poisoning, and murder..." "All truths easily overlooked." "Because of all this, the fight didn't always end in the ring." "We had no idea how it would end." "As for us, we had no idea how it would end." "Hey!" "If we get caught, we could get kicked out of the camp." "What Pao, I thought you weren't afraid of anything." "You don't have to come if your too scared!" " Oh, here I am, Samoh is the name." " My father was a fisherman like his father, and grandfather before him." " They said that as I got bigger I could go anywhere I wanted." " Dad Wanted me to be a fighter more than a gambler." "So one day when I was a bit older, he let me try some betting." " There's nothing left." "I'm not a chicken!" "This is Piak" "And was born in a whorehouse!" "It may be true that Piak couldn't spell his name right..." "But he sure could punch and kick." "Go." " The three of us were born and raised in the same place." " We all dreamed of being Muay Thai Boxers." " Because we thought that was the only thing that could get us out of here." "Hey!" "Which one of you is the toughest!" " Whats your problem?" "12 Baht." "Winner takes all." " He is bigger." " That doesn't mean anything, if he can't hit you." "Watch yourself in there." "Piak, come here, I'll give you the blessing." "Sa-too..." "Sa-too..." "Sa-too..." "Hey Samoh, looks like your losing." "Shut the hell up..." "If Piak wins, you'll have pay us double." "If Piak Loses I'll make you eat Shit!" " BIAK!" "There were the three of us." "Pao, had the look of a Muay Thai Boxer." "That's because he was the younger brother of a boxer." "Grengsuk S. Chaiya" "He is also the son of Tiew Chaiya." "A famous muay thai teacher." "Piak, you take a bit more, and then you will have him trapped, get him with the Elbow." "Defend and attack." " Go!" " Go Piak, go!" "Get him!" "Piak, get over here." "Go!" "Pao!" "Get over here!" "I didn't teach you Muay Thai so you could go start fights with others." "That's when we learned that Kru Tiew was fierce." "But we also learned that he did those things to make us strong as well." "It's probably because..." "He didn't want Muay Chaiya to be lost with him... he said that once." "Chaiya is fighting and strategy, at the same time..." "Going over offence and defense internally." "Remember that crouching does not mean its over." "Just because the tiger is crouching, does not mean it has given up." "Good, Pao!" "The hardest thing was sitting on the Groke." "We had to smear powder all over our faces..." "And had to defend against all attacks." "Kru Tiew would say over and over" ""Don't let anything take the powder off your face!"" "Our hearts belonged to Muay Thai Chaiya." "The sunset is beautiful, look at that red." " Oh yeah?" "But the end of our happiness came much faster than we ever thought." "We had no idea that... the arrival of Kru Tep that day," "Was the sign of the end of Kru Tiew, and this Muay Chaiya camp." "In order to escape some shady loan debts he started this Camp..." "He and Greng had to go to Bangkok to work off the debt." "They want you to have all the amenities of a real Muay Thai trainer." "You should really come to Bangkok..." "You will get what you need, and pay off your debts too." "Good luck." "Dad, let me come with you!" "No, stay here with your mom, then you can focus on your training more." "Let's go, Greng." "I love you all like my brother." "All of you the same as Pao." "Our grief did not end that day either." " Dad!" " [Police officer] I understand that last night if you die now, who will I live with!" "...he went into the city to bet on the fight." " Yes, but he didn't have money to pay." " I see." "Have you seen Samoh?" "Over there, I saw him going up that way." "Hey Samoh!" "Don't do anything stupid!" "You bastards!" "Don't try to stop me!" "Be careful!" " Samoh take my hand!" "My Leg!" "Piak!" "Pao!" "Let me go!" "Or we will all die!" "I'm not letting go!" "If you go, I go too!" "I can't hold on!" "We never mixed our blood together, like in those movies." "But, that event reinforced my belief that the three of us would never abandon each other." "Come on Samoh!" "After the Muay Chaiya camp closed." "Piak and Pao went on to become Boxers following what we were taught." "And that was enough to get us by through our days." "A letter from Geng!" "Open it!" " Quick!" " Quick!" "Read it!" "'This letter is for the people at the camp that wrote me.'" "'I am training for a fight at Rajadamnoen stadium.'" "Rajadanerm!" "'Dad is good, how are you?" "'" "'And how about Piak, and Samoh?" "'" " Good" "'Just focus on training Muay Chaiya.'" "'You remember what I taught you right?" "'" "'A good fighter doesn't just use his punches and kicks.'" "'If you love it as much as you tell me.'" "'Then you have to practice hard.'" "'Good fighters have to use their heads... ' '... and their hearts.'" "Are the sales going well?" "Sure are." "Who's that?" "What a knockout!" "Hey Nurse!" "Could you bring your heart and give it to me?" "Sure..." "But wouldn't better if you took the dog out of your mouth first?" "Hey Pao." "Her name is Siprai" "She's the doctors daughter" "Really?" "Yep." "Yeah... yeah..." "What?" "What is it?" "How about this..." "You scrub my undies and I'll tell ya a little bit..." " Samoh you..." " If you want to know details... then you've got to wash it all." "And I will lay it all out." "You know you don't have to do it at all..." "OK, give it here then" "Hey!" "What's your name?" "It's Pao." "What's yours?" "Siprai." "OK, so now we know each other..." "Go tell your friend not to bother us anymore." "I'm going now." " Hey sweet thing, hold on a sec..." " You in a hurry?" "Let go!" "Hey!" "Get your hands off her!" "Ouch!" "That hurts." "Sit still!" "Is this what you wanted?" "Are you trying to make it worse?" "Hows that?" "You think your some kinda action hero?" "Just go "rush into battle alone"." ""Not afraid to die"." "Well if the "Damsel in distress" is worth it, then..." "Whatever..." "What?" "Hey Piak!" "Check out my new trick!" "What is it?" "I will show you, listen..." "Piak, Pao!" "You guys need to go get something at the temple!" "I have called you guys here today, ...because were going to have a Muay Thai event here at the temple." "There is going to be a lot of important people here." "People from all over Korat." "These guys have done this before..." "We haven't." "I heard that you two are the best boxers here role models even." "This is the guy you'll be up against." "His name is Kian Matkwai." "This guy is really good." "Piak look!" " Siprai!" "Move over!" " Siprai" "Now in the ring Piak Chaiya" "And Kian Matkwai" "Piak is inspecting the ring in the ancient tradition" "Kian looks un-impressed, and has written Piaks name in the dirt." "It's going to be a battle..." " 'The fighters approach each other... '" " You know your going to die here... its too bad your mother, and father have to see this." "Don't talk so much, I'm allergic to bullshit." "Son of a!" " And that marks..." "Pao!" " Can Kian get up?" "Or has he felt the power of the Muay Thai Chaiya!" " He takes quite a hit but isn't down long..." " Strike and neither goes down..." "Piak listen to me he's only striking!" "You've got to use your defense to find and opportunity to strike!" "You can't give up, understand?" "Hey, Piak..." "You don't need worry..." "You fight well..." "Your Muay Thai Chaiya is fierce, and powerful." "If you keep up the conditioning and training..." "You could be a first class champion easily!" "Thank you, brother." "That was one of those moments..." " That would be with Piak forever." " Stay close please!" "What is it?" "Siprai" "If I go to Bangkok to follow my boxing career" "Will you come with me?" "That's so sweet, do you mean it?" "I bought this for you, from this chinese guy I know using the money I've been saving." "I was waiting until now to give to you." "It's nice but, it's dead..." "What?" "It wasn't dead when I bought it!" "That chink better take this back!" "And give me something that... you don't have to do that... right now its about 4 o'clock." "It's the time that you asked me..." "Were stuck in this moment, and now..." "I'll never forget it." "Thank you." "That day I decided to sell the boat..." "So we could all get up to Bangkok." "As for Siprai..." "I thought Piak was going to break up with her." "Go." "Piak!" "It's the best!" "Pao!" "It's a real gym!" "There's a lot of people..." "The enrollment fee is 500 dollars per person." "500?" "Really?" "You eat and sleep free... injury fees are something... that depends on the accomplishments" "well I think a thousand is good." "And since my name is Samoh, if anyone hits the doctor." "I can fill in." "Oh Tiew... your Dad left, and was ordained as a monk a while ago." "I'll let him tell you about your brother, Greng." "Greng shot himself in the head." "They said that he threw a fight." "But he was poisoned." "Now you should go back home." "How can you say that dad?" "You abandoned me so long ago and now..." "I'm going to keep boxing," "If Greng was still alive he would agree with me!" "List of Fighters!" "List here!" "Make your choice!" "List here!" "Get your list!" " Today its a battle of champions!" " Watch out for Pao and Wichaiut!" "Attack now!" "Piak and Pichit..." " Pichit moves in..." " Strike!" "Get him, Piak!" "Pao!" "Don't just take it!" " Again with the right, and again..." "What are you booing at!" "Don't know a fight when you see it?" "Don't just take it!" "He has to wait for the right moment, that is Chaiya style!" "If he doesn't want to do what I say, then just go home!" "Pao is sticking with the goods... a left punch, a high right kick another from the right..." "High kick to the neck!" "He goes down!" "What a great move!" "This is Pao's minute!" "Go tell Kru Thep" "He's coming hurry Piak!" "Piak, Get him now!" "Fight!" "What the Fuck are you trying to do?" "Attack him!" "...now this, fans of Muay..." "That's better, now the audience is satisfied." "The next round is all yours!" "Just a bit more, for our camp, just concentrate!" "Samoh!" "There is blood blocking my... and and I can't breath." " You have to get the blood out for me." " Samoh, take care of it." "Are you serious?" "Yeah!" "Hurry!" "Hang in there, buddy." "Come on, do it Samoh!" "Hold on, Piak!" "Is that better buddy?" "Better?" "Yeah" "Just breathe slow." " Doctor." " The Ref is calling the ringside doctor to check Piak's wounds..." "I'm fine Doc really!" "I'm good to fight." "Your both worth the same amount to me now!" "What are you looking at?" "He can continue." " OK." " The Ringside doctor says he can continue!" "You get out there now." "Fight!" "Piak!" "Whats wrong with you?" "Piak!" "OK, Dallas" "I will show you how I teach him." "He did very well." "You will be happy, I guarantee." "Show us Diamond." " Are you OK with him?" " Good man..." "He boxes better than a Thai." " I like him." "OK, this going to be enough money for you?" "He is the best." "Don't worry, you will be very happy." "Samoh?" "Take this money and bet it all on me." "Are you sure?" "Isn't this the money for you and Siprai's apartment?" "Yeah that's all..." "what the hell am I supposed to eat with?" "Just do this for me." "Don't worry, I'll win." "Piak is down!" "He's Knocked out already!" "The Referee doesn't even count it!" "You threw away the last of the money!" "I don't work myself to death so you can gamble our money away!" "Do you think my life isn't on the line in the ring?" "If you don't shut up, I'm going to slap you!" "Oh really?" "I'm not going to shut up, go ahead and slap me!" "Can you do this Piak?" "Kru Thep is letting you fight too much." "It's good to fight often." "They see me here, they like my fights." "Kru Thep said that If I do two more fights..." "He'll get me a fight at Rajadamnoen stadium." "And today, just look at Piak's condition!" "He is not ready!" "'Boxing fans raise your voices... '" " Stop." "'..." "Boo the stage!" "'" " 'The Referee has stopped the fight!" "'" " To your corner!" "'The fans are not satisfied!" "They are booing louder!" "'" "'Throwing stuff on stage!" "'" "'The Referee grabs the microphone.'" "'The Referee determines the fight has been thrown!" "'" "Here is your money." "I took out the cost of the shorts, the cape, and the cup too." "The Ref said you threw the fight." "But Coach?" "What are you saying?" "You saw him that day, he was still hurt." "He didn't throw the fight!" "Coach, please give me another chance." "I promise I will fight even harder then before." "It would take thousands of dollars for that." "Do you have it?" "What are you saying..." "Where are we going to get the smarts to make that kind of money?" "I'm sure if you throw a couple more fights that may help your chances of coming back." "I thought you loved Muay Thai" "You ungrateful Bastard!" "Don't you dare talk to me like that!" "If your not satisfied go back to your pathetic little life!" "Your just going to stare at me?" "Get your ass out of here!" "You too!" "Get out worthless piece of shit!" "Go!" "Don't even do that!" "Worthless sons of bitches." "Bastard!" "Piak!" "Samoh!" "Siprai" " What are you doing here, whats wrong?" " Get your stuff, were going home." "What?" "You think you can just come and drag me out?" "Just drag me back however you want, huh?" "If you want to go back, go back alone." "Siprai..." "Siprai..." "Siprai." "Did you guys think this over?" "I think..." "You should go apologize to Kru Thep." "Hey, just shut up." "Anyway, I'm finished with Muay Thai." "But for you..." "You are the last of the Muay Chaiya fighters now." "You have to continue." "Hey, the train is leaving." "Are we going or not?" "How about this," "We came together, lets leave together." "Dammit!" "No one is going anywhere!" "You know why Siprai doesn't want to go back with you?" "She doesn't want to live in some dirty slum." "Its not just her, none of us want that." "Its too bad my leg is messed up..." "I'm not going to give up this easily... like some dog running away with its tail between its legs..." "Where are you taking your stuff?" "Following my husband." "I'm not going now." "Don't ever do this again" "I'm sorry..." "His name is Bae." "I heard from some bookies that he opened a bar in the area." "He probably has his illegal fights there too." "Many people that lose their licenses come to him." "He is kinda like a 'Wiseguy'" "He likes helping people" "Hey get out of here you low-lifes!" "I better not catch you sniffing' paint here again!" "This is Wan." "She is the star." "She wants to be a singer, but she isn't very good." "I don't know why the guys line up for her." " Oh, Sweet!" "Don't be shy, c'mon!" "Sir, looks like this guy is causing trouble." "Want me to talk to him out back?" "No." "Yes, boss." "So you want to come fight in my ring huh?" "Show me that you've got what it takes." "Thanks." "Hey Bae!" "Whats up!" " You brought some new blood huh?" " How about putting him in with 'Monster Truck'?" "'..." "He went straight through the ground!" "'" "If your Muay Chaiya is strong, we'll be rich." "'... oh my this isn't very nice at all.'" " "Monster Truck!"" " 'We will now take a moment to get to know the next pair of fighters that are up against 'Monster Truck.'" "'Noom Chaiya!" "'" " 'Not nice at all, I don't think he will have any appetite after that one!" "'" "'After that, which side will you put your money on?" "'" "Pick who ever you like, and bet it all!" "Awesome!" "Piak is the best!" " This just ain't right!" " Get off me." "Bae, your the best!" "'The man who turned the "monster truck" into a "Tuk-Tuk".'" "'A new star is born!" "'" "'Noom Chaiya!" "'" "I've been thinking it over." "Since that day you came and visited, until..." "Until when, Dad?" "Until I contacted an old friend of mine Sayam." "He saw you fight, and wants to support you." "Under the condition that I am your trainer." " Hey, Sayam!" " Kru Tiew!" "Hey!" "Your looking strong as ever!" "I heard that you are going to school, is that right?" "Yes." "Ah, good." "Don't Give up, keep up your studies, and your skills too." "Don't worry about money, I will take care of that." "Piak, you've become so good already." "I'll bet that if the Chaiya camp hadn't closed." "You would be even more famous than Greng was!" "Hey pal, I have a serious question." "Are you really going to take those things into the fight?" "How about I make some cool swords, And you take those into the fight?" ""Atlas Carries world"" ""Giant catches Monkey"" ""Hunter Throwing Spear"" ""Breaking the elephants trunk"" ""Chaiya, Chaiya..."" " Hey Chaiya!" "This time, your dead!" "I bet it all on Chaiya." "How much did you guys bet?" "Here is your cut, from the fights." "Its all thanks to you, boss!" "If it wasn't for you, I don't know what I would do." "You earned it yourself." "This money from the fights can't be enough to live on." "I think it would be better, if you guys came and worked with me seriously." "What do you have in mind?" "If the ring is like a big house of Yuan and Timuk." "Then Bae is like a mouse that keeps chewing their power line." "He is the only guy who would dare set up a table on their turf." "He is just doing the same thing they did." "And that is where we come in." "It all started with "looking for a victim"" "We would look for fighters who would be cheap to pay off." "Usually, just involved gambling, and women." "Other than that... we recruited new blood." "Its common knowledge, amongst fighters, not to go running in secluded areas alone." "Because, if there is anyone that is going to pay you to throw a fight, they will be waiting there." "Except..." "When the fighters come to find us first." "Where do your parents live again?" "Here..." "Half before." "In the occasion they don't throw a fight." "We are forced to drug them." " You know what to do." ""Rhino blow" gives us the best result." "Slip it to 'em one day before the fight..." " Quick ...they never last." "As for the guys that say they will but don't..." "We use the classic method." " Open the door, cheater!" "Are you crazy?" "You think you can take me, asshole!" "You got a problem with me huh?" "You got a problem, asshole?" " I told you, didn't I!" " The sun is settling down" " We will meet again" " That Chinaboy was horny last night..." " This next song is dedicated" " I couldn't sleep at all!" " To all the Isaan girls out there "Isaan girl, waiting for love"" "I forgot to tell you..." "They were handing these out, I didn't know what to do with it." "I thought maybe you should have it." ""Singing contest"" "I got you!" "All you think about is, pussy." "You said If I caught you, we would get it on!" " Piak take this..." " go home!" "He is not a fighter, but he likes to play games..." "For this job I want you to do something really severe." "It's not that he is bigtime, or smalltime, but he has always cheated us." "What is he doing out there?" "I'm scared already!" "How much do you need?" "Asshole!" "Samoh!" "Come get this one!" "Why did you shoot me, it hurts!" "Go help him out eh?" "He is too noisy." "It's just the jitters." "It's always like this the first time." "Can I sit here?" "Whats wrong?" "Can I get a beer?" "Did you go to the tryout?" "Here I am a star." "I can sing however I want, and it doesn't matter..." "It's better to dance anyway..." "don't have to think about anything." "You want to try?" "Can I get an interview?" "What style where you just using in there?" "I just cant place it, but it's just like someone else." "Grengsuk Chaiya right?" "This is his younger brother, you know?" " Is that right?" " Yes" " Your fight well, just like him!" " Thank you." "Give us the "Chaiya" stance so we can get some pictures." " Yeah lets see it!" "Hey there!" "Its been a long time since I've seen a fighter like you." ""Achusacoom" is the name." "How do you do?" "I'm a columnist writing about the history of Muay Thai." "I started writing after asking your dad a few questions." "What has brought you here today?" "I just had to come support this young man you have been training so well." "Here is my card." "Hold on to it..." "If there is anything I can help you with, don't hesitate." "I'm so happy to have the chance to witness your style in action again." " 'Now the news'" "'Last night, police officials discovered the body of a 40 year old man, that had been shot.'" "'The body was discovered in the forest behind the Nongbalai temple.'" "'In the town of Paengsen, Nakombatom province.'" "'The body was shot once in the head, and once in the body.'" "'Officials are reviewing evidence, that suggests the death of this man... ' '... may involve an underground gambling ring, and fighting circuit.'" "Hey, you all right?" "How have you been?" "This is just like when we were kids." "Isn't it?" "Yeah it is, lets go to my house, to drink some more!" "Alright..." " Whats wrong!" " Rickshaw!" "Go get some booze for my friend here." "If Piak hadn't had gotten so mad then," "He would have been a rich fighter by now." "Of course... why didn't he go down the same path as you?" "Siprai..." "Here, I tailored some clothes too." "You dress so shabby, around here it's important to look your best." "You can have me, if you want..." "I like you." "But Wan, I have a wife already." "Does your wife know what type of work you do?" "Would she accept it?" "I don't mind." "How could he do this?" "It's not true..." "Hey, something has happened." "Last night, Yuan sent some guys to my place." "Another underground ring, he made them give the place to him." "I have to give him a cut now." "So now he knows of how much I make on this." "That son of a bitch, is moving in on my area again." "With amount he gets from Yuan and Timuk, all their gambling money." "And the bastards still moves on me." "Who, boss?" "The boss of that Chink gang called "Uncle Buu"" "I've eaten with the bastard before." "It's the same guy that Yuan works for, everyday!" "He gave the Bar to Soydee, Uncle Buu's No. 2, and only nephew." "Soydees' guys will do anything for him." "Bastard has a bunch of trained killers with him." "Especially those two fuckers last night." "They are the most despicable of all." "Catch this!" "How did you find this place?" "I have a better question..." "What are you doing here?" "You don't need to be spending your life like the rest of this scum." "Think of Siprai!" "Calm down..." "Were all buddies." "Don't think that I don't know, about her going to live with you!" "Yeah?" "And what of it?" "If I were you, I wouldn't be doing this to myself." "If you want my wife, go ahead and take her!" "I've used her up already, I'm done with her." "Stop!" "Let me go!" "Pao!" "I'll stay here, where I belong." "Now you, go back to where you belong!" "So be it, Piak!" "I'm done with you!" "Let me go Samoh!" "Pao!" "Lets go, quick!" "After that day Piak and I knew." "We were moving further and further from being professional Muay thai "fighters"." "That the only thing we could be was "gangsters"." "Your bleeding internally!" "Just hold on!" "A straw!" "Just hold on!" "A bit longer!" "Yuan knows, I sent the two of you to shoot his ass." "You shouldn't have missed." "What are you going to do?" "I'm going to take him a peace offering." "I don't do anything for anyone but Timuk." "I think I want to eat some shark." "Hurry get in!" "Timuk!" "Are you home?" "What do you want?" "How's it going?" "Sorry Timuk" "After that Bae learned the true power of Uncle Buu." "He got the paint sniffers to do it." "The ones that Bae chased away with his shoe." "They did it for a pair of levis each!" "Everything of Bae's fell to us." "Except the ringside gambling." "Because in this world." "There could be only one man in control." "Remember that nephew of Buu that Bae told us about?" "He sent some guys out to find us." "Do you want to quit?" "If you quit, I will." "You stay, I stay" "Starting over for Soydee that day, was like committing suicide." "But anyway..." "What does that mean to us anymore." "You guys understand?" "From now on..." "Nothing will be the same." "People change, like the days." "We started working for Soydee full time." "You went 'over there' again didn't you." " [Comedians] Alright everyone, this should be fun..." "You just can't get over it can you." "I'm happy for them." "I'm actually glad they are happy together." " I would like to invite Samoh!" "To come up on stage and sing us a song!" "Come on!" "Don't be sad buddy!" "I'm gonna sing you a song..." "I'm ready!" "Piak my friend..." "This song is for you!" "I'll see you in the morning." "In the morning?" "Let me make a deposit first!" "Wan!" "Who did this?" "That guy, over there." "Don't move!" "I've got something for you!" "Is 70,000 enough?" "I won't throw a fight!" "Get out of my house!" "Get the hell out!" "Get out!" "You, stop screaming!" "Samoh, you done yet?" "When you hurry, you really hurry." "Hey, who is that?" "Hey, you guys!" "You just don't give up, do you?" "Who is that?" "Dig that a little wider while your at it." "Who is it?" "Some dumb ass boxer." "Hey Piak, don't beat yourself up." "Your Chaiya style is really good." "Keep practicing your skills." "You could be the best fighter for sure." "It didn't have to be this way." "If only he had just thrown the fight." "Heavy piece of shit!" "Piak I bought some Phad Thai!" " Pao is the winner after only 3 rounds!" " The Ref is Inviting the Captain of police on stage." " Who is here tonight to present the Siam cup to the winner." " Here is the champion of the Siam Cup Pao!" "You weren't kidding Greng, your brother really is a great fighter." "So, tell me the truth Diamond." "Are you worried about fighting this man?" "I'm not afraid of this monkey." "Alright then, were on your side then." " [Journalist] This match is considered the most important match for fans of Muay Thai all over the country." " Pao, how does it feel to be matched up with 'Diamond'?" "The foreign fighter who has won match after match against Thais?" "I think that my past 80 fights say it all." "I'm one hundred percent ready for this match." "Could I please get a picture?" " Sure." " Please, come over here." "Over the past five years, I've tried to do things right, for all of us." "I love you." "Will you marry me?" "Pao, if I was to re-marry." "You would be my first choice." "But I need some more time." "All right, bye" "What is it?" "Diamond overdosed." "Son of a bitch!" "Why?" "The drugs were too strong." "Last night, he almost killed a guy in the ring." "The doctor took a look at him and said that he isn't ready..." "How about this..." "Even out the betting on both sides." "After that, put our money on the Chaiya kid." "You understand?" "They asked me to come talk to you, since I know you." "Four hundred thousand isn't a small amount you know." "Your dad doesn't have the ability to take care of this himself." "I'll give it to you straight, he could get killed." "What do you think I should do?" "I don't have that kind of money." "Just throw a fight, should be enough." "But, I swore to my dad I would never do that!" "Do you know how your brother Greng died?" "It was when your dad and I were running the camp together." "Your dad was in debt way over his head." "They were going to take the Camp." "Your Dad tried to force Greng to throw a fight." "But he wouldn't go for it." "I didn't think Tiew would go so far, as to drug his own son." "Greng was chased out of the ring." "They said he had no honor." "Dad!" "Greng, No!" "Look..." "Fighters will win some, and lose some." "If you don't do this, Tiew doesn't stand a chance." "Pao?" "I'm sorry I wasted respect on you for so long!" "You destroyed Greng!" "Now you want to destroy me!" "Is this why you taught us Muay Chaiya?" "Why!" "Pao, listen to me first!" "Pao, fight to your fullest." "The bell signals round three!" "Diamond opens up with a left!" "Get your hands up!" "Left kick, right kick!" "Watch it!" "He goes down!" " Bastard!" " Is this it... could this be the end, Diamond goes to his corner, but what's this?" "Don't feel bad Tiew." "Son of a bitch." "Bastard trying to mess with me, huh?" "Take care of all these fuckers for me." "Thank you we are here every Thursday!" "And this Thursday is teachers night." "You shouldn't dwell on it, just look at me." "I keep my gym open and mouth shut..." "Isn't that because I'm trying to keep Muay Thai alive?" "I haven't ever liked teachers." "Why don't you like teachers." "They teach us things." "Things just keep changing cause the times change." "Just let it go." "I don't get it!" "Piak!" "What are you doing?" "Pao?" "Kru!" "Piak don't do this!" "Pao help me!" "What are you doing!" "Sorry, Kru." "No!" "What is it?" "Can't we let this one go?" "I'll pay for it myself." "Boss lost hundreds of thousands on that fight with diamond..." "You think you can cover that much?" "If you don't take it, Sen will do it regardless." "Peek-a-boo!" "Come here!" "Let's go find Daddy." " Birds to set free!" " Get your birds here!" " Birds to set free!" "Siprai." "Samoh, who did you come with?" "With Piak." "Siprai, wait!" "I need to tell you something." "And I have nothing, for you." " No!" "Stop!" " Pao!" "Piak don't shoot Pao!" "Siprai please don't get involved" "I'm going to get involved that's my husband!" "If it weren't for him I would have sold myself!" "If you shoot him, shoot me too!" "Are you going to shoot me Piak!" "Do it already!" "If your going to do it, do it now!" "Shoot!" "You've gone insane!" " Pao!" " We have to go, hurry go!" "Someone call a doctor!" "Someone call a doctor, now!" "Hurry!" "Out of the way!" "[Doctor] I'm very sorry, he sustained some serious injuries." " We've tried everything we can." "[Achusacoom] Your very lucky that none of the bullets hit any vital organs." "It was a near miss." "But your fathers wounds are worrisome." "There is nothing left for me." "There is nothing left for me to fight for anymore." "Don't say such stupid things." "Your dad is laying in there on his death bed!" "Kru Thep told me about what Dad did to Greng." "What did that little rat have to say?" "Back then..." "Your dad was backing Greng he wouldn't allow him to throw a fight!" "Thep drugged him, then blamed it on your Dad." "You have to have a re-understanding of your father." "Tiew was the best fighter I ever laid eyes on." "Dad!" " Dad!" " You can't come in here!" " What are you doing!" " Don't try to resist!" " Let me go!" " Don't try to resist!" " Let me go!" " Give it up!" "The doctor said, he was clinging to this when he came in." "Dad!" "We have eye witnesses saying they saw two of you dragging Kru Thep out of the house." "Who was your accomplice?" "I told you already, I was alone..." "After that fight..." "Diamond's value blew through the roof!" "No one even wants to challenge him." "But I have the funds..." "I will arrange a rematch for you." "I am truly gratuitous..." "That you still trust me." "But..." "But I'm going to quit fighting." "If your father could hear what you said." "He would be rolling in his grave." "Listen to me, Pao," "This the last opportunity in your life to prove that you didn't throw the fight." "I never thought I would see you here." "Neither did I." "Listen to me, Piak." "After Pao finishes this next fight." "I've decided to marry him." "He is a good person." "I came today..." "Because I cannot live with the guilt anymore." "Piak" "The baby, is yours." "I..." "Piak" "I stopped the time, when we met." "Forgive me for everything that's happened since then." "Siprai..." "Pao..." "I want you to know the truth, about whats gone on till now." "We never had the chance to walk the same path as you." "You became a Boxer." "And we became crooks." "Piak knew all to well." "That if Siprai had stayed with him." "Her life would have been full of danger." "That scene that she saw that time... was made so that she could leave without any remorse." "Piak never forgot you." "The S. Saiam camp was in debt to us." "You were able to fight there and finish your schooling..." "You know how that was possible?" "It was covered by the money Piak made on gambling." "He always knew..." "Your life had to be better than ours." "You must believe me that, he wasn't trying to kill you that day." "Do you believe in our friendship?" "If your going to do something, do it quick!" "Pao..." "We still have a really big job to do." "You have to promise us..." "Promise that you will fight your best." "The best in your life." "You have to win the belt, for us." "Then, we can all go back to the village." "Piak!" "The fighter from Chaiya..." "Paopan S. Saiam Has fought 81 fights..." "I heard this Chaiya fighter is really good." "Hey you used to be a Boxer right?" "Did you know him?" "Don't waste your question." "If he knew a boxer of that level..." "He wouldn't have become some cheap assassin." "...this is a historical, must see fight." " It's going to start in just a few short hours." " Its a re-match, and middle weight championship bout, at Rajadamnoen stadium." "Good luck Pao." "You thought about it right?" "About whats going to happen if Pao wins the fight?" "Soydee is going to kill him." "Piak" "You have led me since we were kids." "Its my turn to be the leader." "Lets go!" "Soydee knows I went and talked to you in jail." "He's had me followed everywhere." "He is so paranoid..." "He doesn't even know me." "You still need to watch out for yourself." "I don't need to use this anymore." "I grabbed these for you." "If we go through with this." "You know what will happen right?" "You know what?" "I thought I was going to die, at the cliffs that day." "But I didn't" "I'm really happy." "Because at least I have you guys..." "That made it all worth while." "See you at the village." "Piak I thought about for a while." "This is going to be our best chance to get rid of Soydee." "Since there are going to be a bunch of "high rollers" at the fight." "I did some snooping, and found out that none of his boys will be armed." "Because even he knows he is being watched by everyone this time." "Remember this well..." "We only have this one chance." " I would to invite everyone to gather for the beginning of middle weight championship." "For the belt of Rachadamnoen stadium." "The champion in red weighing in this morning at 156 lbs." "The 'Fighter from Hell'!" "Diamond Sullivan!" "The challenger in blue." "Also weighing in this morning at 156 lbs." "The 'Handsome Executioner', Paopan S. Saiam!" "Are you ready?" "The bell signals the first round!" "Diamond bursts from his corner like a demon from hell!" "But Pao is handling him beautifully." "Compared to his form last time, he is on his game in every way." "Pao has him on the ropes with a left, and a right, following the Chaiya style." "This is the best we have seen!" "Compared to last time these fighters are almost equal." "Pao has really brought the guns this time." "Diamond isn't even defending..." "He is moving in on Pao, moving him right into the red corner." "A left, a right..." "The bell signals the end and what a shame, already!" " Don't waste your energy" " Shut up!" " You will lose your strength!" " You didn't train me." " Moving into the second round." "At the start of this round Diamond is already showing some change!" "He is moving in again... moving in more fiercely with the Chabab style." "A Front kick to the chest!" "Has to get back in the game." "Diamond gets him to the ropes, and is thrown to the ground!" "This is Muay Chaiya!" "A left, a right!" "Oh my, this fight might just go to Diamond for sure!" "Bastard has crazy energy." "Just watch your defense." "Don't match him punch for kick." "It's the third bell." "They are both coming to the round even." " Avoiding all of Diamond's punches." "'Alligator whips tail' but it doesn't connect!" "Diamond moves him to the ropes and attacks!" "He goes down hard!" " 1... 2..." "Corner!" "3..." "He goes down!" "The Ref continues the fight!" "OK... fight!" "Son of a bitch!" "If that Chaiya bitch wins..." "Kill both those sons of bitches." "Hey its Piak!" "Go tell the boss!" "This is yet another important fight!" "The fight between Diamond and Pao" "Boss you have got to get out of here, Piak is here, he is killing us all." " A left, a right." "What are you looking at Piak, you piece of shit!" "Bastard!" "Give me your gun so I can shoot this piece of shit." "But you told us not to bring any guns!" "You bastard!" "There is an escaped prisoner." "Get him!" "Payasong calling 760 I have an escaped prisoner." "They are both down... oh man really these two fighters... these two..." "This doesn't look like anyone is going to regain anything." "But what a huge event for two historical fighters!" "He is getting up!" "He is up, but can he continue?" "It's up to the referee!" "Throw your weapons down and let him go right now!" "Piak!" "Give up, put down you weapon!" "Piak!" "You can't go in there!" "Let me go, that's my husband!" " Piak!" " You cant go in there!" "I am his wife!" "Turn yourself in Piak!" "Give it up Piak!" "Please!" "There is no where to run!" "Give it up!" "Piak turn yourself in!" " Give it up!" " Give it up!" " Don't you think of me, and your child!" " Piak think of your daughter!" " Piak!" "Your Daughter!" " Give it up!" "Your safe now." "Jack." "No!" "Piak you cant die!" "Pao..." "You won right?" "I won..." "I won look!" "I won Piak, I won..." "You can't die." "I'm not dying..." "As long as you continue to use Chaiya style." "I will be with you." "Piak." "Don't die." "Siprai." "Your watch." "It runs good now." "I'm sorry..." "Piak" " Piak..." " Piak no..." " Piak come back!" " Come back!" "Tje... the song is ready." "Sayam..." "Sayam is going to be yours now." "I understand." "I will manage it for you." "You will have to come back as the boss." "But you have to help me out." "What goes on in the ring is all up to you now." "As for you, brother, you have to take care of Soydee." "Think about it Samoh." "Pao can come back to fight..." "You will have some money to use and Piak" "If anything should happen to him." "I will pick up his debt, every dollar, every cent." "Even that for his wife and daughter, for the rest of their lives." "Just ask yourself Samoh." "How much do you really love each other?" "Translation by:" "BuccKeao Subtitles by:" "Jan De Uitvreter"
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"Steak again, Peg?" "Well, that's four nights in a row." "Oh, I'm sorry, Al." "But steak is all that Kelly's secret admirer sent over." "I thought we had a lobster around here." "Wonder what could have happened to it." "No drawn butter?" "What do they think I am?" "Bud, would you like some crème brûlée?" " No, I don't want any crème brûlée." " Good." "More for me." "Aren't you two curious about who is sending all this stuff?" "I mean, some mystery guy sees Kelly on a commercial starts lavishing us with presents." " He could be a maniac." " Oh, Bud." "Maniacs don't send nice gifts like roses and chocolates and Chanel No. 5." "I, for one, will not gorge myself on my sister's misfortune." "As you say." "Hey, guys." "Guess what my secret admirer brought for me today." "Twelve long-stem roses." "Al, how come you never send me roses?" "I don't like you, Peg." "Anyway, Mom, I was at my audition for Easy-Off Jeans." "The jeans so tight, you're the only one who knows you're wearing pants?" "Now, this is a nationwide commercial." "I mean, all 13 colonies." "So naturally I was really nervous." "Then all of a sudden this delivery guy brings me these flowers." "Any pork?" "No, Daddy, but the card said that my secret admirer is gonna come over here today at 5:30." "Tell him to bring pork." "Dad, don't you know what that means?" "He's stalking her." "I know, I've done this to women." "I mean, I mean, I know I watch a lot of Eric Roberts' movies." "Budkenstein, first of all following your hand to bed is not considered stalking." "And second of all, stalkers don't invite you to the opera." "Look." ""L.A. Boom."" "That's La Bohème, you pincushion." "Mom, are you really letting Kelly go off with a complete and total stranger?" "Look, Bud, I am a woman." "And we felines have a way of picking the right guy." "That's why nobody has picked you." "Now, trust me." "I know a Mr. Right when I see him." "Kelly." " Stitch, what are you doing here?" " Kelly I fear the chrome on the ball hitch of our love is flaking." "So tell me, you seeing someone else?" "Is there a Kelly Bundy here?" " I'm Kelly Bundy." " I'm Kelly Bundy." "Thanks." "Just tell me, Kelly." "I can take it." "Are you seeing someone else?" "Look, Stitch, it's nothing personal." "It's just that I found someone who knows how to treat me like a lady." "Hey, when we go out to dinner don't I let you talk in the clown's head?" "Listen, Stitch, what my daughter is trying to say is that she may not be ready for a commitment just yet." "But don't take it personally." "Hey, I like you." "If you'd be happy with a friendship, instead of a relationship you can come here whenever you want to." "I can't believe you guys are cleaning for a total stranger." "Hey, you find some rich guy who keeps us knee-deep in steaks we'll clean for him too." "Hey, Al, I think this thing is broken." "Unlike many of your other devices that one doesn't need batteries." "See, you plug that in." "But where?" "Well, I could think of some places, Peg." "That must be Kelly's gentleman caller." "Oh, Al, a limo." "Take me." "Come on." "Peg, I just ate." "He's here." "He's here." "I have never been so nervous in my life." "I'm on the edge of my feet." "Kelly." "Kelly." "I'm gonna try this one last time." " Please think about what you're doing." " Okay." "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "I'm doing." "Hello, Miss Bundy." "My name is Robby Bennett." "I believe you're accompanying me to La Bohème." " You're my secret admirer?" " That's right." "Oh, you are one cool guy." "Robby, my man." "Come on in, buddy." "Have a seat." "Can I get you a drink?" "Yoo-hoo with a Bosco back?" "A soda would be cool." "And for you, little missy, shall I warm your ba-ba?" "Get away from me, demon seed." "Excuse me, Opie." " Robby." " Of course." "Mom, Dad, what am I going to do?" "Well, charm him and conveniently forget to sign the prenup." "Mom?" "Well, he's kind of cute." "He's a fetus." "Here you go." "Well, Robby, just between you and me Kelly always did like a man in uniform." "So are you in the Cub Scouts or Little League or anything?" "Get over here, dung beetle." "Now, what am I going to do?" "Okay, just answer me three questions, all right." "One, how funny is this?" "Two, who the man?" "And three, how funny is this?" "Somehow, some way, I will get you for this." "Robby, hi." "I think we need to talk." "Isn't that cute, Al?" "They want to be alone." "Maybe we should go outside." "Kelly, before you say anything." "Would you excuse me for just a second?" "As I was saying you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "And I'd like to take you to my graduation dance." "Oh, Robby." "This is all very sweet and everything but, you see, our love could never be." "I mean, it's a maturity thing." "I mean, what are you, like 3?" "Twelve and a half." "Well, Robby, I can't date a 12-year-old." "I mean, sure, when I was 6, but it's different now." " Do you understand?" " No." " I don't understand." " Well, good, I'm gla" " What?" "Do you think I gave you beef and roses just to get blown off?" "The Bennett family motto is:" ""We see it, we want it, we get it."" "Well, the Bundy family motto is:" ""It sees us, insults us, we kick its ass."" "Do you know who my dad is?" "Sure." "Your father." "Well, yeah." "But he also owns Bennett Enterprises, which owns Easy-Off Jeans." "So here's the deal." "You're on my arm at the prom and you get the commercial." "You turn me down and I promise you you'll never work in this town again." "Bud, you're my manager." "You're supposed to be opening doors for me." "Now, what am I paying you 55 percent for?" "How was I supposed to know you were gonna start saying no to men?" "All right, so you dance with a guy who comes up to your navel." "It'll prepare you for later on in your showbiz career when you're dancing with Stallone or Cruise or k.d. lang." "Well, I guess you're right." "I mean, it's obvious that this kid has some power, so I might as well go to the dance with him." " There you go." " And what's the big deal, anyway?" "Lots of starlets go out with younger guys, right?" "Cher, Madonna, Liberace." "I mean, it's just a junior prom." "I can do this with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back." "That's sort of like one of your real dates then, right?" "You're fired." "Whoa, look what Robby brought." "She's huge for a sixth-grader." "I heard her talking outside." "I think she just got held back." "I bet you they're fake." " Fun punch?" " Groin kick?" "Okay, Robby, this is how it's going to be." "You have two hours." "No talking, no touching." "If you ever call me your "main squeeze" again you will not live to see your face clear up." "Fine." "I only have one rule." "You have to dance every dance with me." " Then do I get the commercial?" " Deal." "And wait till you hear the DJ." "I found him in one of those hip-hop dance clubs." "I hear he's slamming." "Now, you don't mind if I make a few adjustments to your song list now, do you?" "Hello, departing graduates of Gale Sayers Middle School." "Hello, Principal Alburton." "Oh, Robby." "Nice catch." "And now, please welcome tonight's happening rapping DJ Rockafella." "Yo, yo, yo." "DJ Rockafella's in the house." "Hold the bus." "I know that house." "Now, tonight, instead of the usual phat beats and bass lines I thought we'd slow it down a little as a tribute to the Walrus of Love Mr. Barry White." "Let's dance." " But this is a slow song." " You said, every dance." "DJ Rockafella's sending shouts-out to all the players over there and all the fly honeys over here." "But I'm giving mad props to my boy Robby and to his lady of the night." "I mean, of tonight." "Bud, you've got to help me." "Hey, I would like to, but you fired me." "And I only took this gig to make ends meet." "Okay, okay, you're unfired." "Now just get me out of this." " Play something fast." " Okay." "But I want 80 percent." "And I want a photo of you and Robby together." "Why?" "In case someday I want 90 percent." "Okay, okay, just" "You know, Kelly, I have a birthday party coming up and I bet you look pretty hot in a swimsuit." "I think I just might keep you." "Look, Macaulay, this is America." "And nobody owns anybody in America." "Except for maybe the guy who is married to Anna Nicole Smith." "You certainly do not own me." "Well, then I guess you don't care about your career." "Not if it means kissing your little Power Ranger butt." "You know, I have a mind to tell your father about this." "Go ahead." "My father has no control over me." "I'm almost 13." "I do and say what I want, when I want." "And now, boys and girls, Principal Alburton." "I'd like to introduce a very special guest and the power behind King Robby, his dad, Bennett J. Bennett." "Hello, son." "Hi, Dad." " New tie?" " Yup." "Same old belt though." "But we'll talk about that later." "Thanks for the phone call, homey." " Word up." " I owe you." "Hey, listen, Kelly gets that jeans gig and we'll call it even." "Done." "Let's go, son." "Another time-out, Dad?" "Maybe." "If the belt unravels." "Hey, thank you, Bud." "Any time, Kel." "Hope I didn't embarrass you too much out there." " It's okay." " Really?" "Well, let's try this then." "Now, boys and girls, I'd like to read a little excerpt from Queen Easy's royal diary." ""November 43rd." "Today I developed a rather embarrassing personal problem."" "Won't you at least have a pork chop, Bud?" "No, I don't want any of your tainted pork." "Does no one but me worry that Kelly's now dating Robby's dad?" "The guy's 20 years older than her." "Are you never happy?" "Thank you for taking me to Madame Butterfly, Bennett." "It's kind of disappointing though." "I mean, there was no caterpillar there was no cocoon there was no struggle to break free in the spring." "God, you're beautiful." " Oh, Al, isn't this sweet?" " The sweetest." "Anyway, Kelly, I just want to say that I've really fallen for you these last few weeks." "You're everything I've ever wanted in a woman." "You're young and blonde and young." "Will you marry me?" "Would you excuse me for just a minute?" "Mom, how do you know if someone is Mr. Right?" "Well, when you're with him do you hear bells?" "No." "Oh, it doesn't matter." "He's rich, marry him anyway." " Daddy, what do you think?" " Gary." "Yeah." "Al Bundy." "Remember me?" "I used to work for you when we were poor." "Yeah, we're moving on up." "That's right, to the east side." "Well, how about it, Kelly?" "Will you be my wife?" " Well, I" " Kelly." "Something is still not right." "I can't shake this feeling that there's someone else." "But in case our love can never be I wanted you to have this." "Oh, Stitch, you are much man." "I'm sorry, Bennett." "But as the Chinese philosopher Unconscious once said:" ""It is better to have loved and lost than to have never seen Lost In Space at all."" "Well, in seven years she would have been 30." "Think we should tell Dad?" "No, I mean, look at him." "When will you ever see him that happy again?"
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" Congratulations." " Thank you." "Mr Romales and his friends will be out of business." "He won't be using heroin-flavoured bananas to finance revolutions." "Don't go back to your hotel, señor." "They'il be watching you." " There's a plane to Miami in an hour." " I'll be on it, but first I have some unfinished business to attend to." "Forgive me." "Why do you always wear that thing?" "I have a slight inferiority complex." "Where was I?" "Shocking!" "Positively shocking." "Goldfinger" "He's the man" "The man with the Midas touch" "A spider's touch" "Such a cold finger" "Beckons you" "To enter his web of sin" "But don't go in" "Golden words he will pour in your ear" "But his lies can't disguise what you fear" "For a golden girl" "Knows when he's kissed her lt's the kiss of death" "From Mr Goldfinger" "Pretty girl" "Beware of this heart of gold" "This heart is cold" "Golden words he will pour in your ear" "But his lies can't disguise what you fear" "For a golden girl" "Knows when he's kissed her lt's the kiss of death" "From Mr Goldfinger" "Pretty girl" "Beware of this heart of gold" "This heart is cold" "He loves only gold" "Only gold" "He loves gold" "He loves only gold" "Only gold" "He loves gold" "One, two, three!" "Who's over there?" " How's this?" " It's nice..." "Very nice." " Just here?" " No, a little lower." "I thought I'd find you in good hands." "Felix!" "How are you?" " Dink, meet Felix Leiter." " Hello!" " Felix, say hello to Dink." " Hi, Dink." "Dink, say goodbye to Felix." "Man talk." "You must be slipping, 007, letting the opposition get that close to you." "They got a lot closer to you in Jamaica." "What's on your mind?" "I'm on holiday." "Not any more, you're not." "Signal from London." "I knew M wouldn't book me into the best hotel here out of gratitude." "He asked us to keep an eye on him for you." "Auric Goldfinger." "Sounds like a French nail varnish!" "He's British." "But he doesn't sound like it." "Big operator, worldwide interests." "All seem reputable." "Owns one of the finest US stud farms." " What's the tie-up with Washington?" " He's clean." "And where do I find him?" "That's his pigeon waiting for him now." "Goldfinger's been taking him to the cleaners every day for a week." "Morning, Mr Simmons!" "Ready for our little game?" "Sure." "When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything." " Could I have my usual seat?" " You and your suntan!" "Goldfinger's a fabulous card player." " Same stakes?" " Let's double it." "Five dollars a point." " Did you say five?" " My luck's gotta change some time." "OK." "I'll get back and cable M you're on the job." " Fill me in on the rest at dinner." " Fine." "I'll call you later." " Four." " So soon?" "How many?" "7, 12, 18, 32, 44." "Miss?" "Hey, what are you...?" "That's Mr Goldfinger's suite!" "Yes, I know." "You're very sweet." "He just drew the king of clubs." "That makes his count 59." "He's got a diamond run: eight, nine, ten." "He's holding on to the six of spades, so I guess he thinks you want it." "That last draw was the eight of hearts." "He needs kings and queens." " Who are you?" " Bond." "James Bond." "Come on, come on!" "That's more like it!" " What's your name?" " Jill." " Jill who?" " Jill Masterson." " Tell me, Jill." "Why does he do it?" " He likes to win." " Why do you do it?" " He pays me." " Is that all he pays you for?" " And for being seen with him." "Just seen?" "Just seen." "I'm so glad." "You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this, you know." "Now hear this, Goldfinger." "Your luck has just changed." "I doubt if the Miami Beach police would take kindly to what you're doing." "Nod your head if you agree." "Nod." "Good!" "Now start losing, Goldfinger." "Shall we say $10,000?" "No, let's be generous." "Let's make it $15,000." "May I see?" "Hell, I can see this is really my day!" "Gin!" "Over and out." "That should keep him occupied for quite some time." "I'm beginning to like you, Mr Bond." "Call me James." "More than anyone I've met in a long time..." "James." "What on earth are we going to do about it?" " Yes." "What?" " I'll tell you at dinner." "Where?" "Well, I know the best place in town." "Station WEDS brings you the latest in world news." "Washington." "At the White House today, the President said he was entirely satisfied..." "That makes two of us." " Hello." " Leiter here." " Felix!" " Well, now?" "What's that?" "Dinner?" "No, look, I'm sorry." "I can't." "Something big's come up." "How about breakfast?" " OK." " Not too early." " l'll call you around nine." " Yes, nine o'clock will be fine." " So long, James." " Good night, Felix." "It's lost its chill!" " Why, you!" " There's another in the fridge." " Who needs it?" " My dear, some things just aren't done." "Such as drinking Dom Pérignon '53 above a temperature of 38º Fahrenheit." "That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs." "Now... where is this passion juice?" "Jill?" "Yes, Mr Bond?" "Beach 79432." "Room 119." " Hello?" " Hello, Felix." "Get over here right away." " What's happened?" " The girl's dead." " Dink?" " No, Masterson." "Jill Masterson." "And she's covered in paint." "Gold paint." "Gold?" "All over?" "She died of skin suffocation." "It can happen to cabaret dancers." "You should leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe." " Someone obviously didn't." " And I know who." "This isn't a personal vendetta, 007." "It's an assignment like any other." "And if you can't treat it as such, coldly and objectively, 008 can replace you." "You've hardly distinguished yourself." "You were to observe Mr Goldfinger." "Not borrow his girlfriend." "Instead, Goldfinger goes to Europe and it's only thanks to Leiter and my diplomatic intervention that you're not being held by the Miami Beach police!" "Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings." "But I'm prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest if I knew what it was about, sir." "What do you know about gold?" "Not paint, bullion." "I know it when I see it." "Meet me here at seven." "Black tie." "What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?" "The only gold I know about is the kind you wear." "You know, on the third finger of your left hand." "One of these days we really must look into that." "What about tonight?" "Come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful angel cake." "Nothing would give me greater pleasure but unfortunately I do have a... business appointment." "That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me!" "Some girls have all the luck!" " Who is she, James?" " She is me, Miss Moneypenny, and kindly omit the customary by-play with 007." "He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late." "So there's hope for me yet?" "Moneypenny..." "Won't you ever believe me?" "We here at the Bank of England are the official depository for gold bullion." "Just as Fort Knox, Kentucky, is for the United States." "We know the amounts we each hold and the amounts deposited in other banks." "We can estimate what is being held for industrial purposes." "Thus, both governments can establish the true value of the dollar and the pound." "Consequently, we are concerned with unauthorised leakages." "I take it you mean smuggling." "Yes." "Gold, gentlemen, which can be melted down and recast, is all but untraceable, which makes it, unlike diamonds, ideal for smuggling, attracting the biggest and most ingenious criminals." " Thank you, Brunskill." "That'll be all." " Thank you, sir." "Have a little more of this..." "rather disappointing brandy." " What's the matter with it?" " I'd say it was a 30-year-old Fine, indifferently blended, sir." "With an overdose of Bons Bois." "Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007." "Gentlemen, Mr Goldfinger has gold bullion on deposit in Zurich, Amsterdam, Caracas and Hong Kong - worth £20 million." " Most of it came from this country." " Why move it?" "The price of gold varies from country to country." "If you buy it here at $30 an ounce, you can sell it in, say, Pakistan at $110 and triple your money." " If you have facilities for melting it down." " And has he?" "Apart from being a legitimate bullion dealer, Mr Goldfinger poses..." "No, that's not quite fair." "Is, among his many other interests, a legitimate international jeweller." "He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations." "His British one is down in Kent." "We've failed to discover how he transfers his gold overseas." "And Lord knows we've tried." "If your department can establish that it is done illegally, the bank can take action to recover most of his holdings." "I think it's time Mr Goldfinger and I met." "Socially, of course." "I was hoping you'd say that." "It might lead to a business talk..." "Mr Goldfinger's kind of business." " I'll need some sort of bait." " I quite agree." "This is the only one we have from the Nazi hoard in Lake Toplitz." "But there are undoubtedly others." "Mr Bond can make whatever use of it he thinks fit." "Providing he returns it, of course." "It's worth £5,000." "You'll draw it from Q branch with your equipment in the morning." "Of course, sir." " Morning, Q." " Morning, 007." "This way, please." "My, we are busy this morning!" "It's not perfected yet." " Where's my Bentley?" " It's had its day, I'm afraid." " But it's never let me down." " M's orders, 007." "You'll be using this Aston Martin DB5 with modifications." "Now, pay attention, please." "Windscreen - bulletproof." "As are the side and the rear windows." "Revolving number plates, naturally." "Valid all countries." "Here's a nice little transmitting device, called a homer." "You prime it by pressing that back like this." "You see?" "The smaller model is now standard field issue, to be fitted into the heel of your shoe." "Its larger brother is magnetic." "Right." "It'll be concealed in the car you're trailing while you keep out of sight." "Reception on the dashboard here." "Audiovisual, range 150 miles." "Ingenious, and useful too." "Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route." "It has not been perfected out of years of patient research entirely for that purpose, 007." "And incidentally we'd appreciate its return, along with your other equipment." "Intact, for once, when you return from the field." "You'd be surprised at the wear and tear that goes on out there in the field." " Anything else?" " I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided attention." "We've installed some interesting modifications." "You see this arm here?" "Now, open the top and inside are your defence mechanism controls." "Smoke screen." "Oil slick." "Rear bulletproof screen." "And left and right front-wing machine guns." "Now, this one I'm particularly keen about." "You see the gear lever here?" "Now, if you take the top off, you'll find a little red button." " Whatever you do, don't touch it." " And why not?" "Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat." "Ejector seat?" "You're joking!" "I never joke about my work, 007." " Ready, Blacking?" " Yes, sir." "An old member has dropped by, sir." "Same handicap as yours." " I wondered if you'd rather play with him." " Where is he?" " Mr Bond." " Yes?" "This is Mr Goldfinger." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" " You can leave now." "The first tee is clear." " Fine." " Hawker will caddy for you, Mr Bond." " That'll be splendid." "Shall we make it a shilling a hole?" " I'll take some tees." " Yes, of course." "You must excuse Oddjob, Mr Bond." "He's an admirable manservant but mute." "He's not a very good caddy." "Golf is not yet the national game of Korea." "This meeting is not a coincidence." "What's your game, Mr Bond?" " My game?" " You didn't come here to play golf." "A 1940 smelt from the Weigenhaler foundry at Essen." " Part of a smelt of 600." " They vanished in 1944." "When the Nazis were on the run." " Do you have access to more?" " Yes, from the same source." "Interesting." " Two holes to go." " Yes, and all square." "Then you have no objection to increasing the stakes?" " No." "What do you have in mind?" " The bar of gold you have, naturally." " It's worth £5,000." " Oh, I'll stake the cash equivalent!" "Naturally." "Strict rules of golf?" "But of course." "Bad luck, you're in the rough." "What a pity." "Here it is." "No, it's not." "He plays a Slazenger 1." "Strict rules of golf, Goldfinger." "Five minutes are almost up." "A lost ball will cost you stroke and distance." "I'm still training him as a caddy." "Successfully, too." "Slazenger No.1." "Good." "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." "It isn't." " How do you know?" " I'm standing on it." "Why, you crafty old...!" "Leave it." " The ball you found, sir?" " Yes, Slazenger 7." "Let's have a little fun with Mr Goldfinger." "Like me to mark it or knock it in?" "Play it." " This for a half." " That's right." "One to go, that will be the clincher." "Fine." "Did you switch 'em, sir?" " Then we've got him." " If he doesn't notice the switch." " It's your honour, sir." " It's all right." "Down in five." "I have to sink this to halve the game, right?" " You win, Goldfinger." " It seems I'm too good for you!" "You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?" " Yes, why?" " This is a Slazenger 7." "Here's my Penfold Hearts." "You must have played the wrong ball on the 18th fairway." "We are playing strict rules, so" "I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match." "She's a beauty." "Phantom III, '37, isn't she?" " You are clever and resourceful, Mr Bond." " Thank you." "Perhaps too clever." "Twice our paths have crossed." "Let's leave it at that." "Didn't our first meeting convince you?" "I see." "You're worried about me not giving you a return game." "Both of us know perfectly well what we're talking about, Mr Bond." "But I see that it is necessary to remind you." "Oddjob!" "Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs." "Unsuccessfully." "Remarkable." "But what does the club secretary have to say?" "Nothing, Mr Bond." "I own the club." "I assume you want the cheque made out to cash." "That would be perfectly satisfactory." "Goodbye, Mr Bond." "I believe this is yours." "Can I have your attention, please?" "British United Air Ferries announce the final call for the departure of their VF400 flight to Geneva." "British United Air Ferries announce the departure of their VF400 flight to Geneva." "Mr Bond!" "I've got you booked on the next flight to Geneva, leaving in half an hour." " Thank you very much." " Right, sir." "Discipline, 007." "Discipline." "Are you all right?" "Here, let me help you." " You know, you're lucky to be alive." " No thanks to you." "You should've pulled over further." "Look at them!" "A double blowout." "I've never seen one of these before." " How could new tyres...?" " A defect of some kind, most likely." "I'm so glad it's the car and not you." "You don't look like a girl who should be ditched." "Never mind that." "Please take me to a garage." "Certainly." "By the way, my name is Bond, Ja..." "As quickly as possible." " I'll take that." " Yes, of course." "What's your name, by the way?" "Soames." "Tilly Soames." "Here for the hunting season?" "I had a case just like that one." "It's for my ice skates." "Lovely sport." " Where do you skate?" " St Moritz." "I didn't know there was ice there this time of the year." "There's a garage." "Frulein!" "I've had an accident." "How long will it take?" "Thank you." "They say it'll take 24 hours to get new tyres." "There's a hotel nearby." " Jump in. I'll run you down." " That won't be necessary." "I hate to leave you here alone." "I can take care of myself." "Yes, I'm sure you can." "Well... don't forget to write." "Smuggling is an art, Mr Ling." "And art requires..." "In this case, the bodywork of my Rolls Royce is 18-carat gold." "We dismantle it here." "Reduce the gold in this special furnace, which in turn... ..weighing approximately two tons." "I make six trips a year to Europe in the Rolls Royce, Mr Ling." "It would be wiser to suspend your other activities." "Mr Ling, please assure your principals" "Operation Grand Slam will have my undivided attention..." "Let me go!" "You're breaking my back!" " What the hell are you doing here?" " I want to kill him!" " Kill who?" " Goldfinger." " Well, I want him alive." " I want him dead!" "He killed my sister!" "TM." "Tilly Masterson." "I knew your sister Jill." "I know what he did to her." "No, you don't!" "Let me go!" " So why did you shoot at me?" " I didn't." "I was shooting at him!" "Well, you're a lousy shot." "But somebody else around here isn't." "Come on." "Get in the car. I'll take care of him." "Run for that bracken when I tell you." "Now!" "Good evening, 007." "My name is James Bond." "And members of your curious profession are few in number." "You have been recognised." "Let's say by one of your opposite numbers, who is also licensed to kill." "That interesting car of yours!" "I, too, have a new toy, but considerably more practical." "You are looking at an industrial laser, which emits an extraordinary light, unknown in nature." "It can project a spot on the moon." "Or at closer range, cut through solid metal." "I will show you." "This is gold, Mr Bond." "All my life, I've been in love with its colour, its brilliance, its divine heaviness." "I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock, which is considerable." "I think you've made your point." "Thank you for the demonstration." "Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond." "It may be your last." "The purpose of our two encounters is now very clear to me." "I do not intend to be distracted by another." "Good night, Mr Bond." "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond!" "I expect you to die!" "There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know." "You're forgetting one thing." "If I fail to report, 008 replaces me." "I trust he will be more successful." "He knows what I know." "You know nothing, Mr Bond." "Operation Grand Slam, for instance." "Two words you may have overheard which cannot have any significance to you or anyone in your organisation." "Can you afford to take that chance?" "You are quite right, Mr Bond." "You are worth more to me alive." "Who are you?" "My name is Pussy Galore." "I must be dreaming." "I thought I'd wake up dead." "Tranquilliser gun." "Knockout shot." "I see." "I'm delighted to be here." "And, by the way, where is here?" "35,000 feet flying southwest over Newfoundland." "That explains the humming." "That means you're in Mr Goldfinger's Lockheed JetStar, heading for Baltimore." " And you're his guest." " I'm honoured." "I never realised he enjoyed my company that much." "I don't suppose it'll be all fun and games." "Mei-Lei." "Can I do something for you, Mr Bond?" "Just a drink." "A martini, shaken not stirred." " Won't you join me?" " Not on duty." "I'm Mr Goldfinger's personal pilot." "You are?" "And just how personal is that?" "I'm a damn good pilot." "Period!" "Well, that's good news." "By the way," " where is our host?" " He flew on ahead." "Thank you." "Here's to Operation Grand Slam." "This should be a memorable flight." "You can turn off the charm." "I'm immune." "We'll be landing in Baltimore, our port of entry into the United States, in 55 minutes." "Mei-Lei." "I would like to arrive more appropriately dressed." "Did any of my luggage survive with me?" "And my attaché case?" "Black attaché case damaged when examined." "So sorry." "Apologies quite unnecessary." "Sydney, tell Mei-Lei to keep an eye on him." "We'll be landing in 20 minutes." "Do you want to play it easy..." "or the hard way?" "And this isn't a tranquilliser." "Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns." "That's a Smith Wesson .45." "If you fire this close, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter." "The cabin will depressurise and we'll be sucked into outer space together." "If that's how you want to arrive, you're welcome." "As for me, I prefer the easier way." "That's very sensible." "And there's so much going on around Mr Goldfinger," "I wouldn't dream of not accepting his... hospitality." "He'll be very glad to see you, too." "You like close shaves, don't you?" "Washington, sir." "On the green scrambler." " M here." " Leiter, sir." "It's about 007, sir." "We picked up his homer signal from Friendship Airport, Baltimore, where he's just landed." "Baltimore?" "Nice of him to let us know." "Last we heard, he was in Switzerland." "He came in on a private jet, ex Geneva." "Registered to our old friend Auric Goldfinger." "I'm glad he's making progress." "Keep an eye on him for us." "Bluegrass Field, Kentucky, is their final destination." "Don't charge in on him and spoil anything, will you?" "He's evidently well on top at the moment." " Mr Bond." " Of course." "Please." "Any time." "Thank you." "Do mind your step, Captain." "Just keep playing it easy." "Mei-Lei, will you see everything's all right with Mr Goldfinger?" "And I'll see you surprisingly soon." " Talented chaps." " They should be." "I trained them." "Come on." "You're a woman of many parts, Pussy." "I believe the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky." "Well, now that we're both off duty, perhaps..." "Manners, Oddjob." "I thought you always took your hat off to a lady." " You know, he kills little girls like you." " Little boys, too." "Well?" " Dress rehearsal went like a dream." " Good." "Your final briefing is tonight." "That'll be all for now." "Welcome to Auric Stud, Mr Bond." "Lovely animal, isn't she?" "Certainly better bred than the owner." "Show Mr Bond to his quarters, please." "Felix!" " Maybe we should just drop in on him." " He'll shout if he needs us." "They're all here, Mr Goldfinger." "Oh, yes!" "Thank you, Kisch." "That guy Solo's gonna wear a hole in his shoes." "Yeah, I like this!" "Gentlemen!" "Goldfinger, why weren't we told New York and the West Coast were in on this?" "Look who's talking!" "I do not do business with Chicago." "I thought we had a private business deal to settle." "Now I find I'm attending a hoods' convention." "Goldfinger, I made a delivery." "Where is my money?" " I made a delivery, too." " You all made the deliveries we agreed." "And you owe me one million bucks." "I owe each of you a million in gold bullion." "So, pay!" "Gentlemen, you can have the million today." "Or ten millions tomorrow." "Did you say ten million?" "As soon as my bank opens in the morning." "Banks don't open on Sunday." "My bank will." "What's with that trick pool table?" " Cover him!" " Hey, cover those doors." "Turn those lights back on!" "What are you trying to pull, Goldfinger?" "There is no cause for alarm, gentlemen." "I don't like being cooped up like this." "What's that map doing there?" "This is my bank." "The gold depository at Fort Knox, gentlemen." "In its vaults are $15 billion." "The entire gold supply of the United States." "Knock off Fort Knox!" " Got a key or somethin'?" " Of a kind." "There are 35,000 troops stationed around there!" "41,000." "And who's gonna say boo to them, Goldfinger?" " What's going on here?" " What is this?" " The floor!" " What is this?" "A merry-go-round?" "Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean." "He has fired rockets to the moon." "Split the atom." "Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour..." "except crime!" "The underworld will applaud for centuries!" " Cut the commercial!" " Get to the point!" "It's pointless." "The depository's impregnable." " The joint is bombproof, electrified..." " Bear with me, please!" "Fort Knox is a bank." "Like any other." "Larger, better protected perhaps, but nonetheless a bank!" "It can be..." "I think the expression is blown." "My plan is foolproof, gentlemen!" "I call it Operation Grand Slam." "I have devoted 15 years of my life to it." "Every detail has been scrupulously prepared." "Every eventuality has been considered." "We'll operate on a split-second schedule." "Your organisation, Mr Midnight, brought a batch of these canisters across the Canadian border." "They contain Delta 9." " Delta 9?" "What's that?" " An invisible nerve gas which disperses 15 minutes after inducing complete... unconsciousness for 24 hours." "Tomorrow at dawn, the flying circus of my personal pilot, Miss Pussy Galore, will spray it into the atmosphere." "Once the population, including the military, has been immobilised my task force, which Mr Strap and his people smuggled across the Rio Grande from Mexico, will approach Fort Knox in motorised equipment along Bullion Boulevard, which runs past the depository here" "and intersects with Gold Vault Road." "This fence surrounding the depository, as Mr Strap reminded us, is electrified." "It will be dynamited!" "My task force will then move to the main entrance and demolish it." "How, may I ask?" "You made that possible, Mr Solo." "By using your influence in shipping circles to bring through customs uninspected a consignment labelled machine parts." "All that will then remain is to descend to the vaults where the bullion is stored." " I've heard enough." " Let him finish." "If you have no objection..." "I'll take my money now." "What's the matter, Solo?" "Too big for you to handle?" "We must respect Mr Solo's decision." "Excuse me for a moment while I take care of him." "Make yourselves comfortable." " How do we get it out?" " That's the bit I wanna hear!" "Yeah, it'd better be good!" "Pussy!" "Who taught you judo?" "The gun you took." "The gun." "The gun, of course." "We must have a few fast falls together some time." "Hey, Strap!" "He's got the right answers." "You and me don't even have to be there." "The boys can handle everything." "Hey, they closed up the fireplace!" " I don't like this!" " What's going on here?" "The gas!" "Such a pity you did not choose to remain with the others, Mr Solo." "However..." "Mr Bond, I thought you were resting in your quarters." "They are delightful." "But it's much too nice to stay indoors." "I ran into Miss Galore and she suggested that we join you." "Mr Solo, Mr Bond." "Another of my distinguished guests." " Hello." " Leaving us so soon, Mr Solo?" " He has a pressing engagement." " Yeah. I'd like to get started, Goldfinger." " Boy!" " When you gotta go, you gotta go." "My plane will get you to New York on time with your excess luggage." "Allow me." "My chauffeur's an excellent driver." "You will be at the airport in a few minutes." "Goodbye, Mr Solo." "Some other time, perhaps?" "Happy landings, old boy." "I found him under the model." "Operation Grand Slam." "I did enjoy your briefing." "So did I." "He's on the move." "Slow down, don't crowd him." "Are you blind or something?" "You missed the turn!" "They've turned to the right just ahead here somewhere." "Where's this old pal of yours headed?" "Ten'll get you one, it's a drink or a dame." "Dead." " Mechanical failure, maybe?" " Unless he switched it off." "Why would he do that?" " Drive to the farm, it's all we can do." " Right." "Your share of Operation Grand Slam will make you a very rich woman, my dear." "Why else would I be in it, Mr Goldfinger?" "You'll retire to England, I suppose?" "No, I've spotted a little island in the Bahamas." "I'll hang up a sign, "no trespassing", and go back to nature." " Yes, Kisch?" " Two men in a car with binoculars." "Touts looking for racing tips." "There's another possibility, however." "Kisch, ask Mr Bond to join us." "We were right to spare Mr Bond's life in Switzerland, if those gentlemen are his friends." "Let's convince them he needs no assistance." "For their benefit, Pussy, Iet's make him as happy as possible." "I suggest you change into something more suitable." "Certainly." "Business before pleasure." "He wants you." "Mr Bond." "Sit down, please." "Mint julep?" " Traditional, but satisfying." " Yes, thanks." "Sour mash, but not too sweet, please." "You disappoint me, Goldfinger." "You know Operation Grand Slam simply won't work." "And incidentally Delta 9 nerve gas is fatal." "You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond." "You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly." "Ha!" "American motorists kill that many every two years." "Yes, well..." "I've worked out a few statistics of my own." "$15 billion in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons." "60 men would take 12 days to load it onto 200 trucks." "At the most, you'll have two hours before the army, navy, air force, marines move in and make you put it back." "Who mentioned anything about removing it?" "Is the julep tart enough for you?" "You plan to break into the world's largest bank but not to steal anything." "Why?" "Go on, Mr Bond." "Mr Ling, the Red Chinese agent at the factory?" "He's a specialist in nuclear fission..." "But of course!" "His government's given you a bomb." "I prefer to call it an atomic device." "It's small but particularly dirty." " Cobalt and iodine?" " Precisely." "If you explode it in Fort Knox, the... ..entire gold supply of the United States will be radioactive for... ..57 years." "58, to be exact." "I apologise, Goldfinger." "It's an inspired deal." "They get what they want - economic chaos in the West." "And the value of your gold increases many times." "I conservatively estimate... ten times." "Brilliant." "But the atomic device, as you call it, is already, obviously, in this country." "Obviously." "But bringing it to Fort Knox undetected could be risky." "Very risky." "On the contrary, Mr Bond." "The risk is all on your side." "If the authorities should attempt to locate it, who knows where it might be exploded?" "Perhaps the Polaris submarine pens at New London," "Cape Kennedy, near the White House." "But we are speculating idly." "Operation Grand Slam will be successful." "You will be there to see for yourself." "Too closely for comfort, I'm afraid." "Forgive me, Mr Bond, but I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr Solo." "As you said, he had a pressing engagement." "Very chic, Miss Galore." "Don't you agree?" "Please entertain Mr Bond for me, Pussy." "I'll join you both later." "How about it, handsome?" "Don't you think it's time we got to know each other socially?" "The new Miss Galore." "Where do you hide your gold knuckles in this outfit?" "I never carry weapons after business hours." "Yeah?" "So you're off duty?" "I'm completely defenceless." "So am I." "That's my James!" "Beautiful place Goldfinger has here." "Yes, I'm glad you're enjoying it." "Too bad it all has to end tomorrow morning." "He's quite mad, you know." "Well, now." "What do we have here?" "007 seems to have the situation well in hand." "Come on, I'm bushed." "Let's get back to the motel." " You're quite a girl, Pussy." " I'm strictly the outdoor type." "I'd like to think you're not in all of this... caper." "Skip it." "I'm not interested." "Let's go." "What would it take for you to see things my way?" "A lot more than you've got." " How do you know?" " I don't want to know." "Isn't it customary to grant a condemned man his last request?" "You've asked for this." "Get up!" "Certainly." "There." "Now let's both play." "Pussy Galore to Champagne leader." "Commence Rockabye Baby." "Good luck!" "Speed: 220." "Wind check: westerly." "Champagne leader to Champagne section." "Commence dive... now." "Ready for Rockabye Baby." "Commence spray on countdown." "Five, four, three, two, zero." "Champagne leader to Grand Slam task force leader." "The baby is asleep." "I repeat, the baby is asleep." "We're going home now." "Out." "Good morning, Mr Bond." "For once, you are exactly where l want you." " The bomb's here." " Let's get moving, Brigadier." " Right, Jack, move in." " Move in, commando tactics." "Minimum offensive fire until I signal bomb has been neutralised." "Minimum offensive fire until I signal bomb has been neutralised." "Bomb disposal unit to accompany DOG." "Goodbye, Mr Bond." "Mr Ling, it is merely timing..." "He's one of them, so is the girl." "I'll get her, you get the door open." "We're trapped!" "The bomb..." "I'll take the fuse out." "Don't be a fool!" "You can be a hero, I'm not!" "No, no!" "Keep going!" "Hurry up!" "What kept you?" "You OK, James?" "Where's your butler friend?" "He blew a fuse." "Three more ticks and Mr Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot." " Did you get him?" " Not yet, but he won't get far." " And Pussy?" " She helped to switch the canisters." "By the way, what made her call Washington?" "I must have appealed to her maternal instincts." "Come on, James." "Get aboard." "You can't keep the President waiting." "Special plane, lunch at the White House." "How come?" "The President wants to thank you personally." " It was nothing, really." " I know that, but he doesn't." "I suppose I'll be able to get a drink here." "I told the stewardess liquor for three." " Who are the other two?" " There are no other two." " Goodbye, Felix." " So long." "Good luck." " Thank you, Brigadier." " Good luck." "I'm glad to have you aboard, Mr Bond." "Well, congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger." " Are you going to the White House, too?" " In two hours I shall be in Cuba." "You have interfered with my plans for the last time, Mr Bond." "It's very dangerous to fire guns in planes." "I even had to warn Pussy about it." " By the way, where is she?" " I will deal with her later." "She is where she ought to be..." "at the controls." "Pussy!" " What happened?" "Where's Goldfinger?" " Playing his golden harp." "It's no good." "Oh, no, you don't!" "This is no time to be rescued."
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"No, Derek, I'm not presuming anything." "It's up to the PM." "I'll go wherever he wants." "I'm going to have to go." "Bye-bye." " Good morning." " Morning, Minister." " Are you just offto your 8:30 with Malcolm?" " Yep, yep." " First one?" " Into the lion's den, viper's pit." "The belly ofthe beast, the lair ofthe white worm." " The eye ofthe snake." " Hmm." " Not all departments get asked to the 8:30." " That's true." "It's an honour to be in there with the big hitters." "Always best to be inside the tent, pissing out." "Ifyou were doing this over at Environment and Rural Affairs at 8:30 you'd be very much outside the tent." " Probably at Coffee Republic." " Covered in piss." "Good luck." "You'll be fine." "You don't need good luck." " Yeah." " What about the...piss?" " It's a figure ofspeech." " I'd better go." " See you later, Robyn." " OK." " I'm sure there's a way of..." " Robyn!" "Robyn, sorry." "Could you try and pick up any signals you can from Malcolm about the erm... about the reshuffle?" " I've really got to go." "I don't want to be late." " God, don't be late." "Apparently, they shout at the last one in." "Ifanyone shouts at you, they'll have to answer to me." "I'll box his ears." "Box his ears?" "Ifthat was flirting, that was absolutely crap." "Box his ears?" "How long is it since you've had sex?" "That is between me and my internet service provider." " Anyway, about this..." " You've gone red, Glenn." "You have." "Look, you've gone red." " I have not gone red." "That's red." " Yeah!" "Look, he can hardly walk properly." " Morning, morning, morning!" " (All) Morning." "OK." "I want to have a bit ofa think about some ofour presentational issues with regard to yesterday." "There seems to have been a problem last night with Liam on Newsnight." "I want to know why did we have a minister on who did not appear to know their lines." " It's not his fault." "We grilled him beforehand." " Grilled?" " He's got a new baby." " I don't care." "I don't care ifhe's tired." "He looked like he didn't know what he was talking about." "Now, I know he doesn't, but he's got to appear as ifhe does, right?" "And that is your job, and your job." "And yours and yours and yours and yours and yours and yours and yours." "With all due respect to ministers, give them the lines." "Right?" "Give them all the lines to say?" "This is the delightful Robyn." "She's just with us today." "She's standing in for Terri at the Department ofSocial Affairs." "So be gentle with her." "No remarks about the Department ofStuffed Anuses, or the Department ofStupid Announcements or the Department ofSod All." " Right, next." " Reshuffle?" "Yes, there is a pending reshuffle." "I can see we're not going to get anything past you." "There was a young girl from DOSA who helped herselfto a samosa." "Argh!" "Next time I'll come up with something." "Just a bit offun." "Yes, the reshuffle." "No, yes, definitely, we don't know anything." "I don't know anything, so we can't say anything." "But even ifwe did, we wouldn't." "But we don't, so we both can't and won't." "Last Cabinet before reshuffle." "How do you think I should..." "Should I go in there with all guns blazing, new policy ideas, and do a big ha cha cha cha cha?" " Or should I be more hmmm, like Buddha?" " You don't have to do either." "You could just sort ofnod quietly, nod wisely every so often, and then just have a policy in your back pocket, just in case..." "What's the policy I've got in my back pocket?" "Tripling the number ofquiet carriages on Intercity trains." "Oh, wow!" "What a big, exciting hard-on moment that's going to be!" " That's not bad." "Did you just think ofthat?" " Like that." "Hugh." " After Cabinet, you are going to...?" " Talk to Tucker?" " About the reshuffle?" " Yeah." "I'll slip it in during the conversation." "Much as you're intending to do with Robyn, I suspect." " Right, next?" " Julius Nicholson?" "I got it yesterday." "He was looking at the MOD taking over UK security from the Home Office." "That was flown by one ofNicholson's mob." "I'm spending halfofmy time now dealing with this rubbish that Nicholson's putting out." "There's a Sunday piece about you and him not getting along." "Have you got a line?" "Julius Nicholson is a hugely respected adviser." "He now has a wide-ranging brief and his blue-sky vision and helicopter thinking will enable this Government to go, in his own phrase, "beyond delivery, and beyond that"." "That's the line, OK?" "Ifhe does stick his baldy head round your door with some stupid idea, about policemen's helmets should be yellow, or let's set up a department to count the moon," "just treat him like someone with Alzheimer's disease, you know?" "Just say, "Oh, yeah, that's lovely." "We must talk about that later," OK?" "In no way, shape or form... (Knock at door)" " Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off." " I'll come the fuck in, then." "It's just something that Nicholson's flown." "A kind ofbrain exercise, like "What would it be like ifmen had tits?"" "Mark Mardell?" "That's pretty good, actually." "All right, then." "See you, then." " Hugh?" " I thought you would want to know." " What?" " Terri's dad." " Yeah?" " No news at the moment." " You've come to talk about the reshuffle." " Yeah, I have." " Yeah?" " In terms ofshuffley stuff, how is Neil?" " I mean, is his heart..." " Have you not heard?" "No." "(Heavy sigh) He's paralysed." "Oh, no." " Neil's on wheels." " You're kidding." " He's a vegetable." " Oh, my God." "Yeah." "That means you could have his department." "Oh, you are kidding." "Fuck you very much." "You're looking for mouth-to-mouth in the reshuffle." "I don't know anything." "The PM is still working it out on the back ofa Coldplay CD as we speak." " Are you in, sir?" " Ah!" "MrJulius Nicholson." " Nice to see you again." " What proposals have you got for us today?" " How about a ban on sand castles?" " I wanted to find out ifyou're coming to my FSG briefing this afternoon." " FSG briefing?" " Forward Strategy Group." "Well, you know, Julius, I'm just going to have to send one ofthe boys." "I have got so much work to do here, what with this MOD..." "Well, as the minister said to the prince, don't be surprised ifwe abolish you." "I'll leave it with you." "That was a bit erm..." " Are you all right?" " I'm fucking all right." " I can fucking look after myself." " Under the spotlight now." "Just watch your own back, what with the missus dripping poison into the big guy's ear." " What missus?" " The prime minister's missus." "Oh, what?" "You don't know?" "She doesn't like the cut ofyour jib, son." "She...?" "She's hardly seen my jib." "I just had a conversation with her at the New Year's party, that's all." "Why doesn't she like me?" "What's not to like?" " You just didn't click." " We were talking about the fucking Euro." "How are you supposed to click over the Euro?" "Fucking impossible." " Don't take it so personally." " She doesn't like me as a person." "How else am I supposed to take it?" "Definitely Hugh." "Robyn, can you send these back to archives?" "They're not even highlighted." "I'm not going to plough through all that." "I need the last four months ofthe European Digest." "Is it cos you fancy me?" "Is that what this is all about?" " Sorry?" " You're so rude." "That's got to be the reason." "Other people knock and say "hello", "good morning", "thanks" and "nice top" sometimes." "Well, no." "For a start, I don't fancy you." "I don't know where you got that in your head, but get it out." "IfI'm slightly polite to you on a semi-regular basis, will that in any way bypass it?" "That would definitely do it." "Well, thank you very much for the work you do." "Hi, by the way." "How are you?" "I'm really well." "You look lovely." "Can I have the fucking Digest, please?" "That would be terrific." " All you had to do was ask me." " Yeah, well, all I did do is ask." "Phwor!" "A joke." " Hello." " Morning, Minister." "I need to have a word, Olly, and then can you get me Terri on the phone, please?" " Where is Glenn?" " Please?" "Nicholson hauled him in for a chat." "One ofhis bright ideas." "Inflatable churches for rural communities or tattooing immigrants." "Apparently, the PM's wife doesn't like me." "Did you know this?" "No." "Erm..." "Why?" "Two reasons." "Cut ofmy jib and insufficient clicking." "I'll be a footnote in political history because I didn't have an anecdote about puppies." "We can brainstorm small talk ifyou want to." "Realistically, I'm not going to get promotion, not while this prime minister's still in power." "Well, not while he's married to the same wife." "Knowing your lot, he'll leave her, she'll marry his replacement." "I did mention your great quiet carriages thing and he just..." " What does that mean?" " Fuck knows what it means." "But I don't think it means, "Oh, Hugh, you're fantastic." "Here, become Home Secretary."" "And even ifit did mean that, when he's in bed tonight with Mrs PM, flossing, then she'll say, "Abbot as Home Secretary?"" ""The man is a social spastic and very probably a registered nonce, darling."" " Terri on line one, and there's her dad's name." " Dad's name?" "Hello." "Hello, how are you?" " I'm not great, actually." " Yes, goodness me." "Please be sure to send my best to...to...to your dad." "Thanks." "Look, I heard today that the PM's wife doesn't like me." " Did you know about this?" " Yes, I did." " I know about the lack ofclick." "Anything else?" " Hugh, my dad's dying." "Ofcourse." "Thanks so much for taking the time to talk to me, Terri." "It must be a..." "Well, obviously, it's a very, very hard time for you." "It's just ironic that it happens to have coincided with a hard time for me." "Because, you know, I thought I was solid with the reshuffle." "But now, with the not clicking bombshell," "I need to give the impression that I'm not budging, I'm staying exactly where I am," "I'm here for ever, you know, like Ken erm..." "Ken Livingstone?" "Russell?" "Hom?" " Barlow?" " Barlow!" " Like Ken Barlow." "I'm solid." " (Glenn) That fucking arse clamp, Nicholson!" "Look, I don't want to say this too many times, but the fact is Nicholson's shafted us." "He's cut us out ofthe 8:30 briefings." " That's awful." " I know." "But for now, this department is no longer going to any ofMalcolm's 8:30 briefings, OK?" " Tomorrow morning, I just stay here?" " Yes, that's right." " I don't want to alarm Hugh about this." " Oh, God!" "This ges worse!" "Listen to me, Robyn." "He's got quite enough on his mind at the moment." "So tomorrow morning, what you do is you leave here at the same time, about 8:20, and you fuck offand go and sit in a park." " And not tell Hugh?" " Yes." "It's only temporary." " Oh, God!" " I'm going to sort it out, OK?" "Won't it just be a bit demeaning?" "Terri says there's a list ofQuestion Time producers in her top drawer." " Are you OK, Robyn?" " Erm..." "Yeah." " Have you been touching her?" " Fuck off." "Yes, I've got the producers' names, so thanks for that." "And is there anything else that I could do?" "You know, photo opps or a little party?" "Schmooze the broadsheets?" "Tell them how I love running Social Affairs?" "Yeah, that would work, wouldn't it?" "Everyone loves a party." "Well, I don't, personally, but people do." " Get your head round this." "You go to a park." " Which park?" " Just choose..." "Green Park." " I don't like Green Park." " Which park do you like?" " StJames's Park." "Go to StJames's Park, then." "OK?" " I think we should tell the minister." " Listen, Robyn, I really like you, but fuck off!" " Has he been touching you?" " Don't start." "Oh, God!" "I'm rubbish, apparently." "That's why Nicholson has banned us from the 8:30 meetings, and I've got to go and sit in StJames's Park and pretend I'm in a meeting all morning." "I wouldn't worry." "There should be four or five ofyou out there." "This is another example ofthinking out ofthe box by someone who's out ofhis fucking tree." " I've got to go." "I'll talk to you later." "Bye." " Ah, Malcolm Tucker!" "Julius Nicholson!" "What can I do you for?" " I am keen to have a chat with Keith Percival." " Yeah." " That won't be possible." " And I need the O'Rourke papers." "I'm afraid not." "Anything else?" "Look, Malcolm, you and I both know my power flows directly from the PM." "Ifyou've got a problem..." "Keith is so busy with real governmental work that he doesn't have time to discuss with you your ideas and theories." "The O'Rourke papers are not relevant to anything we can actually action at this moment." "That's slightly funny, because when I played tennis with the PM, which I do every Sunday, he was saying he was looking forward to seeing that paper." "He thinks your theories are interesting." "He tells me that, because I see him every day." "I also see him on a Sunday when I get together with his family and I make fucking waffles." "But I cannot allow you to come in here and interfere with the actual process ofgovernment." " Malcolm, that is my job!" "That's my job." " That is what is happening." " Well, you're doing it very fucking well." " There are going to be big changes." "Get used to it." "We'll announce all this at the reshuffle." "With all due respect, Julius, the reshuffle is the business ofthe PM alone, which means that that is my business." " It is my remit." " No, Malcolm." "Historically, yes." " But now it's part ofmy remit." " I'll tell you what we should do." "Why don't we just get our remits out, slap them on the table and see who's got the biggest fucking remit?" "Malcolm, we need to talk about accommodation." " We need to talk about access..." " Why am I talking about accommodation?" "It's a 21-man department, we can't fit upstairs, this is ideal." " 21 men in here?" " Not just in here, no." "This office will be perfectly useable, for not only myself..." " That's not an office." " Yes, it is." " It's a pantry." " We will refit this out as a working office." " Julius, it's a fucking pantry." "Look." " So what?" "What we'll do is we kick through this, bang, straight into the PM's private study." "What are people going to say when they come in and they say, "Where is Julius Nicholson?"" " I'm here." " He's in the pantry." " Here I am." " They're going to ridicule you." " They're not going to ridicule me." " "Where's the bankrupt in the cupboard?"" "Why are you behaving like a complete prick?" "I'm supposed to polish you up, burnish you up." "Then when you get your big break and you're on fucking Call My Bluff..." "Come back in here!" "Oi!" "Come back in here." "Julius!" "Get the fuck back in here!" "Please!" "Please, come back." "Let's be civilised." "Let's be civilised about it." "Let's be civilised, come on." "Let's be civilised about it." "Go over to your fucking pantry, right?" " This is a perfectly useable office space." " Let's just cool it for one minute, OK?" "Just fucking cool it, shut up and fucking listen to me." "This is a Georgian door." "Do you know how long this has been here?" " No, I don't." " Since the time ofElizabeth I, at least." "That does not open." "Look at it." "Try opening it." "This is the kind ofstuffyou like." "Character building, team building." "Try to open the door." " Come on, Julius." "It's my fucking pantry." " It's not your pantry." "It's my fucking pantry." "I was with Emma." "We went for a drink." "That's still your opposition bit ofskirt, is it?" "Yeah." "Don't say "bit ofskirt"." "It makes you sound like SidJames." " Morning, Minister." " Offto the 8:30?" "Yep, into the house ofthe grass snakes." " Grass snakes are actually quite benign." " The cobras." "Can you try, really try, to get the goss on the reshuffle?" "I don't really care how desperate you look at this point, so don't pussyfoot around." " OK, I'll really give it a go this time." " Thank you." " Up all night doing invitations for my party?" " They're out." "Don't worry." "I am desperate, but I don't want to look desperate, like Glenn." "Oh, God, here we go again." "Like Glenn, what?" "I was just saying, the last time you saw a snatch was..." " Basic Instinct." " That's good." "That's the repartee I need with the PM's wife." "It's that final tsssss!" "That's the bit I'm missing." "Yeah, well, I think you could drop the snatch material with the PM's wife." "OK, between the snatch and the Euro there's some sort ofhappy medium." "Morning, morning, morning." "What's the story in Bala-fucking-mory?" "Who can tell me the issues ofthe moment?" "First to answer wins a big, massive boat." "Lisa says Nicholson is squelching his way through the building, so we're on stand-by." " Can't we just kill him, shoot him?" " Fire him at a wall from a cannon?" "Just a wall two feet away." "I know." "We force-feed him with a mixture ofgarlic and Dettol in cuppa soup." "What about the old red-hot poker up the arse?" "Edward II?" "I'd like to nail him to a tree through the head, and watch lice slowly crawl over his body, eating offthe flesh in a slow and painful death." "But that rather bitter anomaly aside, most ofthe responses to the Warwick report press cuttings were pretty positive." " Hello, Julius." " Morning, Julius." " I'll just do that." "Right." " Would you like a cup oftea?" "Oh, no, no." "I'm bouncing, so what I'm going to suggest, ifI may..." " Cuppa soup?" " Not for me, no." "I'm hoping to go over the ASBOs." "Are there any ASBOs processed on this site?" "Actioned or processed on this site?" "No, this is the ministry." "Everything is done over at Richmond Terrace." "(Julius) Right." "I'll just get my pen out." " Richmond..." "House, is it?" " Terrace." "OK, so that..." "Well..." " We've been bouncing around about this." " I'd like to have seen that." "We've got five Whitehall departments having some sort ofimpact upon the ASBO process." "We've got Lord Chancellor's, DWP, Department ofHealth." "We take those away." "So... out ofthe five, let's put three with you, so out ofthe five, three are over there." "Glenn's got custody ofthree for the time being." "Two, four, six billion pounds there." "I take two away, so they come back to me." "I put that four billion straight through to the Treasury." "We're left with the one." "That's a two billion pound figure which we spread across the money-saving departments." "That means it's good news for Number Ten, for the Treasury and for Hugh Abbot." "So, that's where we are." "I will..." " I shall leave that with you." " Interesting thought." "Within a few sort of..." "I guess...months, we'll have something concrete to put to you." " See you later." " Bye." " Erm...yes." " Where were we?" "He really is..." "This is dangerous." "He is actually unhinged." "He's just relatively harmless." "He's..." "No, he's not harmless, because this job's my livelihood." "My children's shoes depend now on having a madman suggest, you know..." "Do your children need two shoes each?" "He is not getting anywhere near my fucking pantry, I'll tell you that." "That door is staying as open as a fat whore's bonehole." "Sorry I'm late." "Traffic was a bitch." "No offence, Robyn." "How about the 8:30?" "How did that go?" " Very quick." "It was in and out." " Did you quiz him about the reshuffle?" "I didn't get a chance." " I did ask you specifically to do that." " Hugh, entirely my fault." "Robyn, give me a print-out and let me have a look at it." "Question Time's up the Swanee." "What the fuck do you have to do to get on TV?" "Have sex with a pig?" "Soil yourself?" "I don't know the minimum requirements." " Terri, Terri, hi, how's it going?" " He's gone, Hugh." "Oh, dear." "Oh, I am so sorry, Terri." "I really am." "That's..." "That's really..." "That's just..." "Blimey." "OK?" "Are you OK now?" "(Shuffling papers)" ")Sobbing)" "Yeah." "Yep." "Listen." "What I was calling about, we'll forget about that." " There's no need to talk about that now." " OK." "Right." "Question Time's bitten the dust, and I was going to ask you ifyou could ring some ofyour broadsheet contacts and make absolutely sure that they're all coming to my party tonight." "I just wanted to take the opportunity ofsaying I really am sorry that it got awkward with Hugh." " I don't like lying to the minister." "I don't." " I do understand, all this sneaking about." "It'll make people think we're having an affair." "Or something." " You're joking?" " Well..." " They don't think we're having an affair?" " No, no, no." "God!" "(Sigh)" " It's a grave matter, isn't it?" " Not a good day to bury bad news." " (Sniggering) No, minister, it's not." " Oh, fuck!" " Julius, what a surprise!" " What a surprise." "Thank goodness you didn't stumble on us burning a load ofmoney on a bonfire." "Well done on the chat we had this morning." "The AIU are going to produce a paper in the next 10 to 12 days." " So raise yourselves a glass." "Happi-ness." " Brilliant." "Right, well, I'll see you at this Treasury bash, I suppose." " What?" " The Treasury bash." "Horseguards Parade." "It's Paul Webster, US Economics Secretary ofState." "He's unexpectedly coming over." "The Treasury are hosting a bash for him this evening." "Don't tell me you've not been invited." "Yes, no, I have." "It's just that I'm actually bashing myselftonight." "So you...you've got your own bash here?" " Uh...yeah." " Yeah." "Ah!" "Back up, everybody, put the brakes on." "We've got a bash happening here tonight and at the Treasury?" "Yes." "It sounds complicated but I like to maximise my face." "OK, well, how many have you invited?" "Erm..." "All in, I think we've invited about 150 people." " How many replies have you had?" " About, I'd say, maybe halfa side ofA4." "Figures, figures, figures." " 12?" " 12?" "We're expecting to do quite a lot ofbusiness on the door." "I bet you're feeling a bit argh!" "No, no, I'm pretty relaxed about it." "I'm feeling sort ofhmm..." " Well, it's quite a healthy turnout." " Healthy turnout?" "This is an ill turnout!" "I don't recognise any ofthese people:" "this kebab shop owner, some child like a butcher's apprentice, and who's she, this Myra Hindley woman?" "Look, will you stop whingeing?" "When this Prime Minister and Imelda fucking Marcos have gone, some ofthese hacks will cease to be pond life." "Just go in and ingratiate yourself, all right?" "Anorak." "The PM told Geoffto get a life, but he's waiting for the Treasury to clear it." "Ka-tsss!" "AndJulius Nicholson says, "I'm sorry, but I think you'll find you're sitting in my seat."" "And this was to God, as I mentioned in the setup." "Anyway, have a lovely time." "A fiver ifyou set offthe sprinklers." "Put Hugh in a room ofpeople, he just clicks." "Sounds like West Side Story." "(Clicking fingers)" " So who do you work for?" " Online Telegraph." "I update the subscription-only pages on the website." " It's a bit dull, really." " I'm sorry, who are you?" "I'm not a journalist." "I'm just one ofOlly's mates." " Right." " Erm..." "Angela, hello." " Very nice to see you." "Thanks for coming." " So, what about the demotion?" "Sorry, what demotion is that?" "Everyone knows that you're not sending anyone to Tucker's 8:30s any more." "Sorry, you're saying that we're not sending anyone to the 8:30s any more?" "Yes." "That's what I'm saying." "Yes, yes, we..." "Glenn, the 8:30s?" "Well, just because erm... we're not going...to the 8:30s any more, doesn't mean to say it isn't normal interdepartmental practice." "There just isn't enough room to get everybody there, and it has to occur on a rotational basis." " Are you getting all this?" " Yes, thanks." "It'll be on the website." "Why didn't you tell me, Glenn?" "What possible reason did you have?" "You saw me." " I was swinging like a colostomy bag." " Oh, Hugh, grow up." "Stuffhappens in this department every day." "I can't tell you everything." "Since when, Glenn, does the Secretary ofState for Social Affairs have to find out from the fucking press that every morning at 8:30 I'm being fisted up to the gallbladder by a bald man?" " Oh, yes..." " Good night." "Thanks for coming." "Right, guys." "Thanks very much for staying on." " Julius Nicholson, right?" " Yep." "Blue sky thinker?" "Ex-business guru?" " Dog rapist?" " Quite possibly." "He's being a nuisance to me." "He also has got plans to squeeze your department so hard you'll be lucky ifyou're left with one bollock between the three ofyou." "So all I am doing here is asking you formally ifyou will join me in a little bit ofa circle jerk." " Circle jerk?" "What...?" " A lot ofguys in a circle all...you know." "Well, I assume you don't mean literally." "Do you?" "Presumably?" "Tony Mack in the lobby, you know him, right?" "Call him." "Now." "Tell him that you're getting it that Nicholson is going to get Foreign Sec in the reshuffle." "Tony, hi." "How's it dangling?" "Yeah?" "I want to run something past you." "I wonder ifyou're hearing what I've been hearing, that Nicholson's going to be getting Foreign Sec?" "Hugh, who is your top mate in the Commentariat?" " Colin Sykes." " Colin Sykes?" " That's your top mate?" " Yeah." " Call him up." " Hi, Colin, yes, it's Hugh Abbot." "How are you?" "Got a decent backhand yet, have you?" "Hugh." "Hugh Abbot." "We played tennis together." "Yeah." "Yeah!" "Probably bollocks, but that's what we thought whenJim was up for Home Secretary." "Next thing, he's given up the Colombian marching powder and taken the sacraments." "Foreign Secretary is exactly where he should be." " He's a smart guy." " (Mobile ringing)" "Cath." "Yeah, Cath, I don't know where that's come from." " At one point, I called him a dog rapist." " Stonewall them!" "I'll talk to the boss, right?" "And now I'm going to phone the prime minister ofGreat Britain." "All right, boss?" "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but we're getting hit on the blind side down here." "Julius Nicholson." "Our phones are white hot." "Stuffabout him becoming Foreign Sec." "Is that...?" "Am I out ofthe loop here?" "The person that's most likely to be getting his mates to put this around is Julius Nicholson." "You put so much hope in them." "They always let you down." "I think maybe Julius needs to have his wings clipped a bit, you know." "Do you want to do it?" "I think you're right." "I think it's better that I just have a little chat." "I'll see you in the morning." "Night." "Fucking brilliant." "Eight missed messages." "Sleep lightly." " He's incredible." " Colin Sykes didn't know who I was." " I don't know who Colin Sykes is." " Swings and roundabouts." " Who am I?" " We'll find out tomorrow, won't we?" "Morning, morning, morning." "What's the story in Bala-fucking-mory?" "Reshuffle." "You win a year's supply ofcondoms." "Which in your case is four." "Anything?" "Fatty's just been in." "He just managed to squeeze past the policeman." "Ifyou were promoted, good for you." "Ifit was a relegation, hard cheese." "Ifhe dumps me, I'm going to find that wife ofhis." "I'll click her right through the fucking head." "Boom!" "(Phone ringing)" "How do you like this jib, darling?" "Bang!" " That noise is the phone." " I know." "I'm in denial." "But ifyou don't know whether or not you were promoted, you were fucking relegated." "Great." "OK, bye-bye." "He wants me to go in." "I just hope it isn't farmers." "I don't want to have to pretend to be nice to farmers." " Knock it out the park." " Yeah." "Good luck." "Welcome back to Robyn from the all-new, totally revamped Department ofSocial Affairs and Citizenship." "I've got no fucking idea what that means, but it spells SAC!" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "No autographs, please." "(Malcolm) SAC are being turfed out oftheir tatty old building, to be replaced by Julius Nicholson and his Advanced Implementation Unit." "On to the broadcast schedule for today." "Colin did Today, which was lovely." "Sweet FA for The World At One, please, as usual." "You know the lines." "Most women ever."
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"♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪" "♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪" "♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪" "♪ Yes, please ♪" "♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪" "♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪" "♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪" "♪ That's what I said ♪" "♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪" "♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪" "♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪" "♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪" "♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪" "♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪" "♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪" "♪ Because everything is not ♪" "♪ What it seems ♪" "Hey, Mom, here's a little pre-birthday present." "Uncle Kelbo's not coming to your birthday dinner." "Pretty good, huh?" "It's just gonna be the six of us." "That's great, honey." "It'll be just like every other dinner, right?" "Do I get to cook it, too?" "No, it's your birthday." "It should be special." "Why don't we invite over all of your cousins?" "They live so close but we never get to see them." "No, no, no." "No one from my side of the family is visiting." "Can we at least invite Uncle Ernesto?" "Yeah, come on." "He always has awesome stories about his travels all over the world." "His stories aren't that great." "I've got stories from my travels." "Remember the time I almost hit the rat on the Brooklyn Bridge?" "I was like... whoa!" "I'll never forget that time Uncle Ernesto took me to that Mets game." "He caught a foul ball and gave it to me." "That was like, ten years ago." "How about you get another story about some grown-up that likes you." "Ten years, Theresa." "I think they're old enough to understand now." "Yeah, Mom, come on." "What is it?" "Are you embarrassed of us?" "If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs spearing things." "No, honey, I've numbed out "embarrassed" long, long ago." "Then what is it, Mom?" "We used to have so much fun with Uncle Ernesto." "Yeah." "That was before your powers came in." "Remember the next time he took you to a Mets game?" "You guys used magic to make every foul ball come straight to you." " Oh, yeah." " After that, I can't risk him finding out about magic." "Well..." "So, what, you're just gonna ignore your brother forever?" "That actually sounds like a good idea." "I've thought about having Ernesto over so many times but you guys are way too careless with wizardry." "Well..." "What if we promised that if Uncle Ernesto came over, it would be a magic-free evening?" "I would love to have Ernesto over, but you guys can't go ten minutes without using magic." "Mom, I've been holding back using magic all day." "You don't think I want to turn Justin's ugly shirt into something uglier?" "You don't think I want to put a zipper on Alex's face?" " If you promise..." " We promise." " Promise." " Promise, promise." "Then I guess we can have Ernesto over." "Yay for family." "Oh, Harper, you don't have to go to such extremes for my birthday cake." "I'd be just as happy with a candle in a cupcake." "Well, let her make the cake, honey." "Ooh, that would be good." "Harper, can you make a honey cake?" "I can put in whatever you want." "Making a birthday cake from scratch is a Finkle family tradition." "All right." "Wands are in the Lair." "The well is gone." "We are in a magic-free zone." " Happy birthday, Mom." " Thank you, mija." "This is gonna be the best birthday ever." "Oh, I hope I didn't just jinx it." "Oh, that's Uncle Ernesto." "OK, whatever you guys do, do not use magic." "Yes, Justin, why don't you say it louder?" " Hey!" " Hey!" "How you doing?" "Nice to see you." "What's up, man?" " Hey, Theresa!" " Ernesto!" " Oh, you look great." " I know!" "And you still look like you're 27 years old." "I know!" "You haven't changed, have you?" "Has she told you how wildly popular she was in high school?" "Today?" "Not yet." "Well, I was wildly popular, too." "But am I the only one here?" "Where's the rest of the family?" "Oh, well, I got so excited when I invited you and you said you'd come that I forgot to invite anybody else." " Jerry?" " Um..." "Long time, no see, Ernesto." "How've you been?" "Oh, terrific." "I've been terrific, actually." "I just came back from a trip down to Mexico, and while I was there, I helped rescue the President of Mexico's cat." "So... they gave me the key to the country!" "Wow!" "Now we can get into Mexico, even after it's closed, and on the weekends." "All right." "I was just kidding about the key." "But I did save the President of Mexico's cat, and in return, he gave me a job." "Head of security." "For the cat." "Oh, so that would make you a catsitter?" "Alex..." "You look wonderful." "You look like a grown up young lady." "Aw." "See, everybody?" "It's possible to say that without being sarcastic." "And, Justin!" "Look at you, man." "Pretty soon, you're gonna be taller than me." "I already am taller than you, Uncle Ernesto." "Well, if your mother's 27, then I'm taller than you." "Now, I know it's your mother's birthday but I still got you guys a little something-something." "Aw, thank you." "That's so sweet of you." "Hi." "Hello." "I'm Harper." "I live with the Russos." "Where's my little something-something?" "Oh..." "Harper, nice to meet you." "I'm sorry." "If I knew you were here, I would've brought you chocolate fudge or something." "Oh." "No worries." "Being forgotten is like an old, comfortable pair of shoes." "Well, how about a giant novelty key that I bought in Times Square?" "Ah!" "This is fine for now, but now that you know I exist," "I expect something better next time." "OK." "Why don't we all just sit down, relax, and Alex and Justin can open up their gifts." "You guys are gonna love it." "It is a classic Latin American game called Balero." "Ah." "And if I'm not mistaken, Balero is Spanish for "something really cool and expensive."" "And I'm mistaken." "And for Theresa, I got our home movies transferred to a DVD..." " ...and our most precious memories in a scrapbook." "Oh, Ernesto." "It's wonderful." "Hey..." " Uncle Ernesto!" " Max." "Hey, I got you a gift." "It's those shoes you wanted when you were little, the ones with the springs on the bottom." "Remember how you said you wanted to jump to the moon?" "Wow, thank you." "But, I don't really need those." "I've been to Mars." " To Mars?" " Uh..." "What he means to say is he's been to a Mars-themed restaurant in mid-town." "Yep." "It's called T.J.I., you know..." "Mars." "Yeah, you're right." "I'm sorry." "I was just distracted by this gift that came for Mom from Uncle Kelbo." " Open it, Mom." " Max, why don't you get that out of here?" "All right." "I'll take it down to the Lair." "Um..." "Lair?" "Uh..." "He means fort." "We have a fort." "We built a fort." "Can someone go down and make sure that Kelbo's gift" " gets into the fort?" " I'll go." " I meant you." " Yeah, you got it." "I'm just gonna go to the fort." "A fort sounds like fun, man." "I built a fort once in the woods." "Yeah, it was so amazing that the park rangers turned it into a gift shop where they sold mini versions of that fort." "Well, I've slept outside on our terrace." "In the rain." "Why would you do that?" "In case I ran into someone with a story like that, so I could top it." "Topped." "All right, well, let's go check out this fort." "No, no!" "We can't, because we have to move the furniture like Theresa's always wanted." " Happy birthday, honey." " Oh, thank you!" "It's what I've always wanted." "Uh..." "Ernesto, could you give me a hand?" "Yes, I can give you a hand." "Yeah, Jerry!" "Go, do it!" "You can move it!" "Just kidding." "Topped." "Max!" "Max, we are trying to give Mom a magic-free birthday." "Don't bring any of Uncle Kelbo's crazy magic gift upstairs." "Fine, I'll put it on the shelf with the others." "Others?" "Did you just say that shelf is full of crazy magic gifts?" "Um, no." "You said crazy magic gifts." "I just said shelf." "I can't believe it." "I never touched those!" "Dad told me those were educational toys." "Max..." "You knew about this and you didn't open up the gifts?" "When I first heard about the shelf I was too short to reach it, so, naturally, I forgot about it." "I'm trying to forget about stuff I can't reach." "Leaves more room up here for important stuff." "Oh, look. "Party in a Box."" "Open the lid and turn any room into an instant party." "Well, I am dying to do that." "What are you guys doing?" " You showed her the shelf, didn't ya?" " Yup." "Forget about this, Alex." "We're supposed to be upstairs having nothing to do with magic and that's where we're going." "Yeah, but there's a whole shelf of crazy magic gifts nobody ever told me about." "And, ooh..." "Look at this one." "This one sounds like it's a time-traveling pocket watch." " You know you want it." " No, I do not want it." "Why would I want that?" "We're not supposed to be using magic" " so let's go." "Come on!" " Tick-tock." "Tick-tock." "Alex, that's not even how you do it." "Give it here." "I'll show you." "Oooh." "It's a magic Swiss Shoulder Bag." "It has everything in it you need to survive." "Just like a wizard Swiss Army Knife." "Including..." "a mini-magic wand." "It's just a toothpick." " All right." "We're opening presents." "Love it!" " Yes!" "Here we go." " Perfect." " What?" "It will complete my collection." " Of what?" " Of things I have no idea what they are." "Max, it's a toy chicken in a box." ""Fu-chicken." A chicken that tells the future." "Ask it a question about the future and when it lays its egg, the answer is inside." "Really?" "I'm gonna ask it if I'll ever be able to pull off skinny jeans." "Look, I'll answer that." "No." "OK..." "Which one of us will win the wizard competition?" "I need to know if all this "studying" is paying off." "Nicely done." "Now we have to wait for it to lay the answer egg." "You kidding me?" "I don't have that kind of time." "Maybe I can squeeze it out of him." "Here, wait!" "Wait!" "Get the chicken!" "Look!" "Look at this." "Uh... huh." "Please note:" "Scaring the Fu-chicken will cause it to lay various breakfasts, delaying the answer egg." "We need to go get that chicken before it lays magic waffles in front of Uncle Ernesto." "How did it lay the plate?" "Whoa!" "Did the magic chicken move all the furniture around?" " What?" " Uh..." "Max calls Dad "Magic Chicken."" "Oh, uh, right." "And I call him "Boy Who Should Stop Talking."" "What's going on?" "There's gifts from Uncle Kelbo we weren't supposed to open, but we did, Mom hates magic, there's a magic chicken, if you see waffles, don't ask where they came from, just enjoy them." "Wait, people are eating waffles?" "I made cake." "Aw." "Look at you guys, picking up right where you left off." " Happy birthday, Mom." " It was all Alex's idea, you know, inviting you." "Uh..." "Now, now." "Come on." "I'm not one to take credit... or blame." "Let's just say that this was everybody's idea, OK?" "You'll want to remember that for later." "Hey!" "Magic chicken!" "Hey, Jerry, your son's calling you." "What?" "Oh, right." "We do love our nicknames in this family." "Don't we, "What Should We Do Now?"" "Yep." "That's my nickname." "My nickname is: "I'm Sorry, Mom, and Remember I'm the Good One, Usually the Victim."" "That's kind of long, isn't it?" "Hey, let's watch go watch some home movies in our new living area, or as I believe they're called now the "great room."" "Oh, no." "No movies." "New plan." "We, we act them out." "I'll be Mom, Justin, you're Ernesto." "And you are Grandma Maggie." "Go!" "OK..." "OK." "Um, I'm Grandma Maggie." "Here's the story of my bicycle tour across America." "Why is there a chicken on the terrace?" "Well, off the record, the chicken is gonna lay an egg that's gonna tell us who's gonna win the wizard competition." "Now, on the record, I don't... what chicken?" "OK, look someone found a chicken on the street and then brought it into the house." "We can explain that." "And lots of people raise their own chickens so they don't have to pay for eggs, or or plates of waffles with fruit salad?" "!" " We can't explain that!" " OK, I'll get rid of it." "Yes, you will." "And, wrap up the waffles in some foil." "You can just toss the fruit salad." " Uh..." " And then I forgot which state was downhill." "OK, "Boy Who Should Stop Talking,"" "go wash up on the terrace with "What Should We Do Now"" "and "I'm Usually The Victim."" "Grab the chicken." "Get it!" "Get it, Alex!" "He still hasn't laid the answer egg." "Must be waiting right there in his chicken butt." "OK, I have an idea." "Max, why don't you distract the chicken," " and I'll catch it in this box." " But that's Dad's good box." "That's the box he was gonna use to store his favorite paper bags." "Justin, we have to do something to save Mom's "no-magic birthday."" "All right, Max." "Distract the chicken." "Do your "distract the chicken" dance." "Thought you'd never ask." " Alex!" " Oh, right." "Sorry." "That was so good you distracted me." "OK, I got it." "I got it." "Put it in." "Magic chicken problem solved." "Now, let's get in there and act like nothing's going on." "Or..." "Or Max could stay here and watch it and wait for it to lay the answer egg." "All right." "Fine." "All right." "Boo!" "Ah, my favorite." "Body-temperature oatmeal." "Oh, look at us." "We are so cute!" "Look how much fun they're having." "Aren't you glad we didn't ruin it for them?" "Yep, got it all under control." "It's not like your bag is glowing or anything." "I know." "My bag is glowing." " OK!" "I'm here to help!" " Uh..." "Um... where did he come from?" " Uh, this is..." " Our superintendant." "He has keys to all the apartments and lets himself in whenever he wants." "Yes, Cliff, thank you for coming." "The toilet is backed up." "Let me show you where it is." "Hey!" "Get back here, magic chicken." "I got him!" "I..." "Chicken?" "I hate chickens." "Get it away from me." "Hello, Cliff." "Yeah, I don't think this is the kind of birthday party your mom was looking for, Alex." "Relax." "At least I didn't open the "Party in a Box."" "I..." "All right." "What's going on?" "Where did all that come from?" "It's a surprise birthday party for me!" "Yes, that's exactly what it is." "Everybody, surprise!" "Surprise." "Surprise!" "They are always surprising me." "Everywhere I look, there's always a surprise." "Alex, why don't you come outside onto the terrace with me, so I can thank you for the surprise." "Oh, no thank you, Mom." "Whatever you need to say, you can say in front of the witnesses." "What is going on in there?" "If you would have told me that my birthday reunion with Ernesto was gonna be a three-ring, dance party, chicken-squawking, elf circus," "I would've said, "Uh... no thanks."" "I'm sorry, Mom." "I didn't mean for all this to happen." "You never mean it, do you, Alex?" "Yet it always happens." "I should have known better than to trust you." "Mom, I know how much you've sacrificed for us." "I just wanted you to give you a special birthday with Uncle Ernesto." "Then Uncle Kelbo sent a magic chicken that tells the future." "It was too tempting." "Yeah." "Magic is always too tempting for you, isn't it?" " And I had to lie to my own brother about what's going on." "Which is exactly what I was trying to avoid in the first place." "I'm sorry, Mom!" "What..." "What happened to the party?" "I had to use the police siren chirp spell." "Everyone scattered." "Where's Ernesto?" "He didn't see you use magic, did he?" "No, no." "He left during the chaos." "But, he did have that look on his face that most people get when they're with us more than an hour." "So it's official." "He hates us, or he's confused by us, or both." "Got it!" "The magic chicken finally laid the answer egg." "Now we can find out who wins the wizard competition." "I'll take that." "Alex...?" "What'd you do that for?" "!" "It's my lame attempt at showing Mom that we can make sacrifices for her, too." "Well, now we're never gonna find out who wins the wizard competition." "How about right after we have the wizard competition?" "I trust the chicken more." "I'm sorry, Mom." "I appreciate the sacrifice, Alex." "Whoo!" "Cake's ready!" "Yay!" "Harper, things are still tense." "Thank you for making the cake, Harper." "It's beautiful and it looks delicious." "Oh, no... we don't eat it." "The Finkle tradition is that you make a cake from scratch, then use rolling pins to smash it, together as a family." "It's the one time a year we let out our frustrations." "And I think the cake is ready just in time." "No one hit me in the face, I'm goin' in." "Let the cake-smushing begin on the count of three." "One..." "All right." "Everybody smush!" "Whoo!" " Yeah!" " Smush!" "That's great!" "Ernesto?" "You came back!" "Of course, I came back." "It turned into a party, so I brought..." "Francisco, Angel, Rosa, and the twins!" "Oh, I can't believe you're here!" "Hey, what happened to the party?" "You're making me look bad in front of my family." "Uh..." "Well, I don't want to lie to you." "The police showed up and everybody scattered." "I..." "I've thrown great parties like that before." "It happens when you're wildly popular." " Well..." " You've got great timing." "We were just about to sing happy birthday to the smushed cake." "OK, great, but let's do it like our family does it." "Yeah." "All right, gather 'round." "And three, two, one..." " Did you make a wish?" " I don't have to." "It's already come true." "Hey, guys!" " Uncle Ernesto!" " I can explain." "No need to explain." "I know what this room is." "It's Max's fort." "I always suspected it." "All right, everydy out." "Yoheard Uncle Ernesto." "It's my fort." "Max, this is an amazing fort." "Almost as amazing as mine." "But not so amazing that they would build a gift shop where they would sell miniature versions of it." "I'd love to use magic to make this a real-sized fort." "Max!" " I bet you would, Max." " Yeah." "That's how amazing this fort is." "When people see it, they wish they had magic."
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"Previously on Covert Affairs..." "This is the necklace you gave me in Rome." "I never stopped wearing it." "I'm glad you're here." "You don't know what it means to hear you say that." "Federal Agent Rossabi." "I know that you've been colluding with Annie Walker." "When I'm done you're gonna be back in a prison cell." "Did you sanction a CIA black Ops team to torture Teo Braga with full knowledge that he was your husband's son?" " Yes." " Did your husband know that?" " He will now." " This belonged to the man who shot down the helicopter in Copenhagen." "I was forced to kill him." "Goodman's real name is Deric Hughes." "I discovered he has close ties with Henry." "Nelson, this is me." "I need 3 million fast-tracked." "I'll do my best." "You're going to New York to track down Nelson Smith?" "It's better I don't tell you." " Miss Hanson." " You found me." "Somebody call 911." "Shut it down." "Shut everything down." "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Who is it?" "Auggie, it's me." "What's wrong?" "What is it?" "Helen's dead." "I just saw her shot at the bus terminal." "Helen's--are you sure?" "I saw the body myself." "She was, uh-- she was just following Henry." "I know." "I saw him leaving the scene." "I'm pretty sure he's the one that killed her." "We're gonna get him, Auggie." "Yeah?" "How?" "I need to find Nelson Smith." "He's the one who's moving Henry's money." "Helen was looking into him." " Maybe she had a lead?" " Yeah." "Do you know where she was staying?" "Yeah." "Hey." "Hey, Calder, wait up." "Can it wait six hours?" "I gotta finally get some sleep." "I don't think so." "The D.C.S. wants you." "What's going on?" "We've got a problem." "You ever heard of a deceased operative named Helen Hansen?" "No." "Why?" "Anything Helen found she would have kept in her head." "Maybe she left something behind in case anything happened to her." "Did she have any tricks?" "I mean... from when you guys were-- Pasta box." "Check the pantry." "I found something." "Yeah?" "What is it?" "It's in braille." "It's Nelson Smith." "He's a customs official at I.C.E." "He's in charge of the port of New York." "I thought Smith was a money guy?" "He moves stuff across borders." "Why not cash?" "And what's your plan for approach?" "I've dealt with scarier guys than customs officials." "I'm going to New York." "This is the guy who moves Henry Wilcox's money." "That's not your typical customs official." "All I need is proof that his money paid for Copenhagen." " Yeah." " Let's go." "Would you help me gather her things?" "I don't want to leave anything behind for the cleaners." "Yeah." "You want to get a pillowcase for her stuff?" "Okay." "You seem to know your way around." "Yeah." "Annie, this is not what I wanted." "This is not what I want." "You don't have to explain." "I chose this and I imposed it on you." "I understand." "So, where does this leave us?" "♪ Covert Affairs 04x14 ♪ River Euphrates Original Air Date on November 7, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "How long did it take you to pick that lock?" "About 30 seconds." "Is there another way out of here?" "Get to the fire escape." "You need to take it." "Go." "I'm not gonna leave you here." "You just said you're not finished." "You can't be seen." "Go." "Hey." "What happened?" "Your key get stuck again?" "Sorry, man." "I must have the wrong apartment." "Oh, uh--oh, that's okay." "I do it all the time." "Have a good one." "Everything looks good with the ultrasound." "Now, how much longer until you go on maternity leave?" "I'd like you off your feet as much as possible." "My due date's the 17th?" "Hmm, thereabouts, yes." "What are the chances that the baby comes early?" "It's certainly a possibility." "Well, don't worry." "Even if it happened now, you'd be fine." "No, but--but what are the odds?" "Is it 20%?" "50%?" "It doesn't work that way." "Is something the matter?" "Arthur's trial starts that week." " Joan" " His first son just passed away and I really don't want him to miss the birth of his second one." "Agent Rossabi." "Are you feeling okay?" "The last trimesters are tough, at least that's what my sister says." "I'm fine." "Well, that's good to hear." "Um..." "I heard about your deposition at Justice." "Hmm, I didn't realize I was speaking to the entire department." "Yeah, well, I was paying particular attention." "I didn't know you had so much animus against Henry Wilcox." "That's understated." "Yeah, well my interaction with him didn't sit right with me." "And that's understated too." "Annie got close to Henry and that's what got her killed, right?" "You know I can't answer that." "You don't have to." "Hey, look, I think I found something that might incriminate Henry Wilcox, but I can't take it any further." "What's the lead?" "A week ago, we apprehended a diamond industry consultant named John Malan." "He was boarding a flight from JFK to Johannesburg." "Malan was carrying a large amount of U.S. currency with peculiar serial numbers, unaccounted for by Treasury." "I assume it came from your printing press." "Langley doesn't have a printing press." "Okay, you know what?" "I know that's the company line, but come on." "What does this have to do with Henry?" "Malan called Lexington from a nearby diamond wholesaler an hour before he got to JFK." "And where is he now?" "Well, we didn't have enough on him, so we let him go." "Two days ago, he showed up dead." "Henry cuts another loose thread." "Okay, here." "Here's a few of the serial numbers." "I can't look into it any further." "Maybe you can." "Ready to go?" "Lucas, don't forget your backpack." "Thanks for meeting." "I was about to call you anyway." "A Jane Doe was killed at the bus terminal last night." "She was a deep cover operative." "You talking about a Helen Hansen?" "How do you know her name?" "I was called in to manage the situation for the Agency." "What does that mean, "manage"?" "She supposedly died seven years ago." "They want to know what she was doing." "I have a feeling you know something about that." "I know Henry killed her." "How do you know that?" "Annie witnessed it." "She what?" "Auggie, I'm supposed to be in on this." "What else are you keeping from me?" "Helen was following Henry in Geneva." "That's where Annie was working." "How do we know that this Hansen did not compromise her with Henry?" " She didn't." " You do not know that." "There was a breach here." "Now, the next time I get a call from Henry, he's gonna want to thank me or try to put a bullet in my head." "This whole thing is sloppy, and now I have to clean it up." "No, you don't have to clean anything up, and you want to talk about sloppy?" "Henry killed Helen with his own hands." "We've got him on his heels." "Let's nail him." "What does that even mean, "nail him"?" "It's not like we can call Annie in to testify." "The victim died seven years ago, and the witness died over three months ago." "Not what a D.A. likes to hear." "Put a surveillance team on him, Calder." "If he's runnin' scared, and I know he is, we will get something we can use." "That would mean the end to all of the other plays" "I've been making inside the building." "That's the point, isn't it?" "To end it?" "You think it's the end for Annie, huh?" "What other lifeline does she have if I get sent down to I.T. with you?" "Come on, think!" "Thank you." "Hello, Diana." "Joan!" "Come on in." "Thanks." "Hi, how are you?" "I'm well." "It's really nice to see you." "I didn't know you still worked here." "Yeah, I'm helping some of the analysts in crateology." "They're working on some cool projects there." "Do these numbers mean anything to you?" "Yeah, these are ours." "Any way to tell where they were going?" " This is for crateology?" " Yeah." "Here you go." "Take a look." "Thank you." "So, this shipment was airlifted to Kandahar?" "Yeah, out of Dover Air Force base." "And how did it get from here to Dover?" "CIA transport." "It's signed for right here." "Go, go, go, go!" "Good job!" "Which kid's yours?" "Number 11, the midfielder." "He looks like you." "Don't tell my wife that." "Here, you dropped this at the container yard." "Bringing your gun to your kid's soccer game?" "Not cool." "So, you're the tail I lost at the train tracks." "What do you want?" "Not much." "Just Henry Wilcox's head on a spike." "Whoo!" "Can we not do this here?" "Okay." "Let's take a walk." "You're gonna set up camp outside this address." "Bring all the tech you need to monitor the house." "Make yourself comfortable." "And by monitor you mean, uh" "Map the entire security system." "I want to know what kinds of alarms, how many guards, how many cameras." "You looking to map the security system or rob the place?" "Regardless of the goal, the procedure is the same." "Here." "What's this?" "It's a, uh, small token of my appreciation." "You've been risking a lot helping me out." "I don't want you to think it's gone unnoticed." "Thanks, man, but, uh, there are a lot of trans fats in here." "Since when has that been a problem?" "Oh, I'm gettin' healthy." "Yeah, I drank a bundle of kale this morning." "It tasted disgusting, but I feel great." "Good for you, man." "Is, um..." "Is this Henry Wilcox's address?" "I've gone along with a lot without asking any questions because I believe in you, and, um, well, I'm no fan of him, but this feels like we're crossing a line here, man." "We crossed that line a long time ago, my friend." "Incoming call." "Joan Campbell." "I should take this." "Yeah." "Hey, go easy." "Hello?" "Hey, Auggie." "I'm trying to reach Helen." "Have you spoken with her recently?" " Why?" " Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I might have discovered how Henry's been financing his operations." "With money he stole from the-- from the CIA." "Wh-what?" "We were supposed to ship 200 million to Kandahar that never even made it on a plane." "A courier just showed up on our radar with some of the stolen bills." "It looks like Henry's been using diamonds to launder and move money around." "Why do you want to reach Helen?" "I need her to run something down in New York for me." "It's not like we have that many people left we can trust." "Joan, Helen's dead." "What?" "What happened?" "Henry shot her." "Oh, my God." "I..." "I'm so sorry, Auggie." "I..." "What can I do for you?" "How can I help?" "You can tell me how I pay respects to someone who's already supposed to be dead." "I can't bury her in the same grave." "I can't tell her parents and break their hearts again." "Auggie, don't do anything foolish." "What is it you wanted Helen to run down?" "It's okay." "I'll figure out a different way." "Hey, Tommy." "What do you got for me?" "I pulled all the camera footage from the station last night." "I'm guessing that's the one you're looking for." "Mr. Wilcox." "Anything more incriminating I should be aware of?" " Cameras didn't catch much." " Thanks, man." "You know, kidnapping a federal official will get you 25 years." "You know what you get for conspiring to commit an act of terrorism?" "Life..." "Or not." "What act of terrorism?" "Copenhagen." "You sent Deric Hughes $10 million before he took a helicopter out of the sky." " No, I never met that man." " I'm sure you didn't." "I bet there are a lot of protocols in place to make sure Henry's people never meet each other." "You know, that's a lot to assume based on a little piece of blue plastic." "Five pallets, three vans." "I'm not assuming anything." "I've been watching you for a lot longer than you should feel comfortable with." "What is this, some kind of shakedown?" "Is that-- is that what's going on here?" "'Cause you're too late." "I already moved the cash." "Why'd you clear it all out today?" "Let me tell you what happens to people who outlive their usefulness to Henry." "They get eliminated." "And the next person who puts a gun to your head is not gonna pause to ask you a question." "Who the hell are you?" "Who the hell are you?" "You think you can live a double life?" "You think you can work for Henry in the city, punch a clock, and be home in time for dinner?" "That golden retriever is not gonna protect your family." "You chose this game." "You put them at risk." "Can you hear me?" "Hey!" "Can you hear me?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "I'm nobody." "Oh, yeah?" "You're nobody, huh?" "No ID." "No credit card." "You're very interested in Henry Wilcox." "Tell you what, nobody." "Let's give him a call." "Find out who you are." "Stay there!" "Your call has been forwarded" "That's a shame." "It's voicemail." "You really don't want him to know you're here, do you?" "Yeah, you don't." "I got an idea." "Why don't we send him a text?" "Can I ask you a question?" "Are you prepared to kill me?" "What?" "From the way you're holding that gun" "I can tell you don't get a lot of opportunity to use it outside of target practice." "It'd be pretty hard to miss from here, wouldn't it?" "Look, I get it." "You're underpaid and underappreciated." "You saw an opportunity to provide for your family without anybody getting hurt, but that part of the deal is over." "From here on out, people get hurt." "I have a proposition for you." "I'm listening." "Ew." "Guess who just came home." "Tell me how a car gets in there." "Uh, there's a gate, accessed via keypad." "The password's 1850, by the way." "There's an electronic wire around the perimeter, apparently to keep dogs out, but I'm guessing it's got dual use." "Infrared cameras above every entrance, and one facing out to the street, man." "No one's getting in there." "Not a chance." "Come on, Barber." "Every system has a weak spot." "Well, I'll keep looking then." " What's he doin'?" " He's turning on the TV." " Is he alone?" " Yep." "Where'd you tell Calder you were?" "I told him I was getting a root canal." "All right, I'm comin' down there." "It's not like I don't like your company or anything, Auggie, but on an operation like this, how much good can you really do us?" "It's not like you can take a shift or anything." "If he moves, follow him." "I'll be there in about an hour." " You wanted to see me?" " Yes." "We'd like a status update." "We don't have much." "Okay." "Give me what you got." "She supposedly died in Rome seven years ago and became a ghost." "This is a woman we trained to move through the world invisibly, so there wasn't a lot to find in 24 hours." "What about Auggie Anderson?" "They were married for a mission." "She never reached out to him?" "He doesn't know anything." "How do you know that?" "Did you talk to him?" "Yes." "We spoke this morning." "All right." "Pull him in for a polygraph anyway." "Where are we with the D.C. police, Calder?" "Aren't you gonna introduce us?" "Who are you?" "Where are we with the police?" "D.C. police think they caught a Jane Doe." "We replaced all camera footage at the bus station with dummy footage, and claimed her corpse from the city morgue and disposed of it." "There won't be any autopsy, so status update?" "All clear." "Good work." "Thank you." "Hansen's approximate time of death was around midnight, and you called me an hour later." "There was no I.D. on her body and the coroner still doesn't know her identity, yet you knew so fast." "What are you insinuating?" "I'm just trying to understand the full contours of the situation." "You really want to open up Hansen's case files?" "Talk about how she faked her death so we didn't know?" "Talk about who was running her off-book for the past seven years?" "There's a bigger picture here." "That picture's pretty dark." "If you're unable to see this thing through to the end," "I need to know now so I can make other plans." "No." "We're good." "Thank you, Mr. Michaels." "That will be all." "So, let me get this straight." "You want me to let you walk out of here with full knowledge of my involvement in this operation?" "Yeah." "I don't even know who the hell you are." "You want my credentials?" "I'm the reason Henry Wilcox is running scared." "I'm the reason you had to move that money." "I will bring him to justice." "Okay, you got three days to get to him." "Three days, or I'll make myself even more invaluable to Henry Wilcox, 'cause I'll tell him you're coming." "Deal." "So, what do you want from me?" "Information." "When did he tell you to move the money?" "Late last night." "Where'd you take it?" "To a diamond wholesaler in Brooklyn." "Courier's picking it up this afternoon." "And where's he taking them?" "Henry's picking up shop." "He's moving to Hong Kong." "Why is he going to Hong Kong?" "Hi, Arthur, it's me." "I-I didn't want to wake you before I left this morning, but I just wanted to let you know" "I had a really good appointment at the doctor's." "Everything looks great with the baby." "I just wish I could say the same about us." "Listen, I hope you know that even if we're fighting," "I will always fight for you." "This probably isn't the best time to tell you" "I won't be home for dinner 'cause I'm working late, but I hope you're up when I get there." "I love you." " Good afternoon, ma'am." " Hi." " I'm Roy." " And I am Joan, from Levittown Gold and Gems." " Hmm." " Is this, um, all the merchandise you carry?" "Um, is there anything in particular that you're looking for?" "I was thinking bigger." "Bigger and flashier." " Bigger?" " It's Long Island." "Of course." " Hello." " Hi." "Here we are." "Those are gorgeous." "Oh." "Are you all right?" "God, this is so embarrassing." "Would I be able to use your ladies room?" "Normally, no, but" "But you'll make an exception for the lady who's about to pop?" " It's back here." " Aw, you're so sweet." "Thank you so much." " This way." " Okay." "Right." "It's, uh, right over here." "Oh, great." "Thank you." "Roy, Brinks is here for you." "So, everything's out of the container?" "Yes." "It's all in the vault." "You got your delivery instructions?" "Yeah." "Uh, mid-levels, escalators," "Hollywood Road platform, Hong Kong." "The day after next at 10:00 a.m." "All right." "I'm on my way." "I think I found just what you're looking for." "I'm sorry." "I forgot something in my car." "I'll be right back." "Annie?" "You're alive." "Joan, what are you doing here?" "Henry's money." "I'm looking for his courier." " Is he here?" " He's right behind me." "That's him." " Well, Joan" " Annie, Annie, come here!" "I overheard them talking." "There's a meet scheduled in Hong Kong the day after next." "I know the location." "Thanks." "Ow." "What happened?" "Oh, uh, a car crash." "I must not have felt it." "Car crash?" "I'm taking you to the hospital." "Oh, no, no, no." "Trust me." "It's not a good idea." "Okay." "I think I got everything." "How are you feeling?" "I can't stop thinking about that courier on the way to Hong Kong with Henry's money." "We can't let Henry follow." "You know how hard it's gonna be to get Henry out of Hong Kong." "The Chinese will grant him asylum, and he will be untouchable." "Sit still, Annie." "You need to get him into custody right now." "With what evidence?" "We already know all the pieces." "He stole money from the CIA." "He's responsible for Copenhagen." "Someone can get him to talk." "Well, I don't have that power anymore." "Calder does." "Who's that from?" "Henry Wilcox." "Everything in here is top-shelf." "Wine, truffles, Johnnie Blue." "Everyone he works with looks exactly like him." "Well, except for you." "I don't work with him." "Then why the gift basket?" "Go." "Calder Michaels." "Hi, Calder." "It's Joan." "We have a lot to talk about, but I'm not gonna get into all that right now." "What are we gonna get into?" "I need a TAC team to round up Henry Wilcox and stick him in a box." "Can you do that?" "Why the hell not?" "Hey, man." "How'd you find me?" "Hey." "I knocked on the other contracting van first." "There isn't another one, is there?" "Barber, what do you got?" "Oh, uh, he's still hunkered down in there." " He's still alone?" " Yeah." "Well, he had a pizza delivered." "Did you track the delivery guy?" "What if he brought something in or took something out?" "Track the delivery guy?" "Me and what army, Auggie?" "He brought in a pizza." "He took out 20 bucks." "I can't follow everyone." "Hey, relax, Barber." "It's just a question." "Sorry." "It's just my first day ever without pizza." "All right, you said you built a security profile?" "Yeah, yeah." "I found an override for the perimeter fence." "I can shut down the cameras, put 'em on a loop Ocean's 11 style." "Great." "Yeah, that's great." "Thank you." "Cool, man." "So, what are we doing?" "Buggin' the place?" "You did great work, Barber." "I'll take it from here." "No, I'm here to help." "What do you need?" "Hey, you've been a good friend, but you got to go." "What kind of team did you bring with you?" "I'm trying to protect you from that answer, and I'd feel a hell of a lot better if you weren't here for this." "Oh, man." "You don't want to do this." "Go home, Barber." "I hope you know what you're doing, man." "Okay, boys." "On my cue." "Move out." "We're in." "What the hell?" "Auggie, it's not Wilcox." "Hold on a sec." "What do you mean, "hold on a second"?" "What's goin' on?" "And what do you mean it's not Wilcox?" "We're bringing him out." "Looks like we got company." "What's goin' on?" "I need a status update." "What the hell is this?" "Stand down, soldier." "What the hell is Calder doing there?" "Looks like the same thing we are." "I said stand down." "We're coming out." "You got Henry?" "No." "He set up a decoy." "Where the hell is Henry?" "What the hell you doing?" "I thought Henry was a flight risk." "I was bringing him into custody." "That's what I was doing." "What you were doin' was personal." "This is personal for me in ways you don't get." "Yeah, you're right." "I don't get it." "I don't get it." "Don't go off the reservation, Auggie." "You hear me?" "We need you." "You're way too valuable." "What brought you down here now?" "I got a phone call." "From who?" "How's Arthur doing?" "Well, he's still grieving Teo." "I can't seem to help him through that." "Well, you're giving him another son." "It's hard to be joyful right now with so much going on at home." "You coming back would help a lot." "I can't come back until Henry's finished." "I know, but we're close." "You need any cash?" "Yeah, actually I do." "I'm running pretty low." "Okay." "I'll stop at an ATM." "Thanks." "Joan, what's the protocol for a spy coming in from the cold?" "Normally it's about six months of briefings and evaluations." "You get a physical, and somebody follows you around for about a year." "You said, "normally." What if-- what happens when it's not normal?" "There's no precedent." "I was actually looking into that for Helen." " Helen wanted to come in?" " Yeah." "Should I not have told you that?" "I've been struggling with being away." "I always thought Helen was good at it." "Maybe she was just good at pretending." "It's Calder Michaels." "Yeah?" "What?" "When?" "Okay." "Thank you." "Did they get Henry?" "No." "He set up a decoy in his house." "No one can find him." "I'm really sorry, Annie." "How can you get me to Hong Kong?" "Henry went to some pretty great lengths to make it seem like he wasn't going anywhere." "Which would suggest he's up to something worth going to great lengths for." "That it does." "How you feeling?" "I heard you took a hit." "Not too bad." "And how are you gonna avoid taking one?" "You don't call a TAC team on Henry without consequence." "What sort of protections have you arranged?" "You're looking at 'em." "If we don't come back with anything, this is basically a one-way trip." "Annie, can you give us a minute?" "Sure." "I'll go take my seat." "Thanks, Joan." "Fly safe." "You know, the first few months of us working together," "I resented you, and the last few months, I've hated you." "Are you apologizing?" "Because you suck at it." "Calder, I'm sorry." "Apology accepted." "It wasn't easy filling your shoes." "All right." "And thank you." "Thank you for Annie." "The girl can be persuasive." " Hi." " Hey." "Joan thought you could use a tech out there." "Yeah, she told me." "And when she told you, you were, uh" "I know you've always got my back." "I do." "I, uh, took this the other night." "I'm not entirely sure why." "Thank you." "I was scared I lost you." "You know when I was scared?" "When?" "When I knocked on your door and you asked who it was, and I didn't know the answer." "We all good?" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"
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"You sure you're feeling okay?" "You were coughing all night." "I'm fine." "It's probably nothing." "What time is Stella's talent show?" "7:00." "Any idea when she goes on, or do I have to sit and watch that Doyle kid do backflips for 20 minutes?" "Be nice." "I don't want you to get what I've got." "I'll see you tonight." "Morning, Paul." "911, what's your emergency?" "I need a doctor." "Westland Bank, Fourteenth and Vermont." "What's happening?" "Are you injured?" "Do you record these calls?" "Yes." "What's your emergency?" "Amanda." "Hey." "It's me." "Look, something happened." "I'm sick." "I want to let you know how much I love you." "Paul, you all right?" "Paul?" "Paul?" "Paul, look at me!" "Look at me." "You all right?" "Someone call a doctor!" "Paul." "Paul, look at me." "Paul!" "Paul, look at me." "Look at me." "Relax." "Relax, Paul." "What's going on?" "Backup." "Backup." "Hey." "I said what's going on?" "Backup." "Folks, if I can have your attention." "We have a situation that's gonna require everyone to stay put." "I'm not staying." "Based on this man's symptoms, we have reason to believe whatever he has may be contagious." "You're saying that we're, what, infected?" "With that?" "For your own safety you need to remain in the building." "Please!" "Hold on!" "Nobody can leave." "I said let me out!" "Nobody is leaving this building." "We're under quarantine." "I should've let you rough him up." "Listen." "I can't vouch for how Cooper or the Bureau may react to this, but this..." "Tom." "You're doing the right thing here, Liz." "No matter how this all turns out, I'm gonna find Tom, or whatever the hell his name is, and I'm gonna take him apart piece by piece until he tells me everything." "And I'll help you do just that." "But right now, the only real way out of this thing is to go right through it." "You ready?" "I first met the individual who calls himself Tom Keen on July 9th, 2010, at a cafe in Georgetown." "I believe he was inserted into my life in an effort to locate Raymond Reddington." "I believe he had advance knowledge that Reddington would contact me." "How or why, I don't know." "No." "That stays." "I also believe that since making contact," "Tom Keen's dual purpose has been data collection and counter intel." "Did you tell your husband you were working with Raymond Reddington?" "I did not." "And if we could refrain from referring to him as my "husband,"" "I'd appreciate that." "And you have no idea as to his whereabouts at this time?" "No." "When Tom Keen realized I wasn't going to share my work details with him, he insisted on surrendering himself to me so that he could front door infiltrate this facility for further data collection." "You think that he wanted to be discovered by you in order that he could be detained here?" "Is that your belief?" "It is." "He wanted inside this facility." "What have you learned about any possible accomplices?" "I know three." "Christopher Maly, who claimed to be his brother, Craig Keen." "Jolene Parker, also known as Lucy Brooks." "Both are dead." "Maly committed suicide and I believe Tom Keen murdered Jolene Parker." "The third is Gina Zanetakos." "I'm not sure how she's connected, but she's available for questioning since she's serving a sentence for conspiracy and murder at Danbury." "No." "Gina Zanetakos escaped two weeks ago when she was on a work furlough." "Her whereabouts are unknown." "Why didn't you inform the Bureau about Tom Keen after uncovering his initial deception?" "I wanted to investigate him." "Why?" "So I could see how deep this rabbit hole would run." "You didn't wanna help him to escape?" "That's really a stupid question." "Call Reddington, tell him you lost the tail." "Do it now!" "They lost the husband." "How bad is it?" "Worse than I thought." "You know, I knew a guy once." "He had a spiderweb all down his arm." "He had one ring for everybody that he claimed credit for." "What's your name?" "What's your name?" "Jesse." "Jesse." "You a killer, Jesse?" "I sure hope you're a killer because I don't think you have a future in surveillance." "I can help you, man." "Reddington, he trusts me." "Reddington doesn't even know your name." "And I know for damn sure that he didn't tell you anything about his business." "That's not true." "I know a lot." "He gave you a photo, he gave you some cash up front, and he told you to follow me." "You don't know who I am." "But the man that you work for, he's very careful." "He's cautious." "He's controlled." "He's ruthless." "I know all that 'cause I followed him for years." "But here's the thing." "The guy that I work for, he's more cautious." "He's more controlled and he's far more ruthless." "Maybe he's the guy that I should be working for." "You don't choose Berlin." "He chooses you." "And he is coming." "Man." "That really is a nice tattoo." "What's this?" "My letter of resignation." "Hello, Agent Keen." "As of today, I'm requesting an immediate transfer out of the task force." "Look, Agent Keen, the revelations about your husband..." "I trust you had nothing to do with it." "I've made up my mind." "I have an urgent case." "He'll have to tell it to someone else." "That's not going to work." "I trust you had nothing to do with your husband." "The Bureau, not so much." "But they're willing to give you the benefit of the doubt precisely because they know how valuable you are." "I'm only valuable because I am willing to speak to Reddington." "And that is no longer the case." "Agent Keen..." "He killed my father." "Reddington went into my father's hospital room when he was alive, and when Reddington came out, my father was dead." "I'd like to have a word with Agent Keen." "Privately, please." "No." "No?" "This case relates directly to your husband and why he was here." "I have reason to believe an attack is imminent." "Sir, Reddington should tell you what he knows, or you should detain him here indefinitely." "There was a piece of evidence." "In your storage unit." "Berlin." "Is that what this is about, something in Berlin?" "People are going to die, Harold." "Those lives are on his hands." "I don't want to seem dismissive, and I promise I will consider your request and all of your grievances, but if what he says is true..." "Sir, please accept my resignation." "Agent Keen, are you really willing to put your anger at me above the lives of innocent people?" "I'll do the case, but when it's over, I'm finished." "Understood?" "I'm done." "Earlier today, a man died at the Westland Bank in Manhattan." "Reports indicate the cause of death may have been the Cullen virus." "Hazmat teams have quarantined the bank." "The deceased has been identified as a Paul Blankenship, an armored truck driver." "They're working to identify how he was infected." "Paul Blankenship didn't pick up this bug while wandering through subtropical Africa." "I believe he was infected as part of a larger plot involving myself and this task force." "How does a man dying in a bank have anything to do with you?" "Threats on my life are a constant." "I monitor them closely." "Two days ago, I received word of a biological threat." "Does this connect back to Berlin?" "I suspect this incident at the bank is not what it seems, but rather the first shot in a larger, coordinated assault aimed directly at me." "I don't think Paul Blankenship was a victim of an outbreak." "I think he was a foot soldier in a biological army." "I think he was meant to carry out orders by a superior." "Someone who's willing to use one of the world's most deadly viruses to further their cause." "An outbreak of Cullen could lead to a global pandemic." "The very threat of an outbreak would cause panic." "Fear." "And Fear is a valuable tool to get people to do what you want." "Sounds like an elaborate plan just to get to you." "Listen, I can't connect all the dots between the incident at the bank and the eventual outcome, but I sincerely doubt his death was part of the plan." "A plan devised by someone who doesn't care how many people die as long as I'm one of them." "Dr. Nina Buckner, CDC's Epidemic Intelligence Service." "Good to see you again." "Thanks for taking the time." "We don't want to interfere with your investigation." "No." "Actually, you do." "Especially after what I'm about to show you." "We did a full work-up on the victim." "He was infected with what we call Cullen, a virus strain so lethal that two dozen of the world's leading virologists declared a moratorium on all research." "It's too deadly to study?" "All known cultures are on lockdown." "The risk is too great." "The influenza pandemic in 1918 killed 50 million people." "If this strain went airborne, it would wipe out that number in the first month." "If it went airborne." "So you're saying you think it didn't?" "Correct." "We've checked everyone in the bank." "Incredibly, nobody else is infected." "It looks like this virus was intentionally mutated to contain itself in the original host." "It doesn't spread." "So you're saying that somebody designed this virus." "Built it to target the infected victim?" "Yes." "He was poisoned." "I think we may have found the murder weapon." "This was in Blankenship's jacket." "That's the virus?" "We don't know yet." "We're taking it back for analysis now." "Why would somebody send it to him?" "Did he inject himself?" "Well, that's your department." "But I'll say this, there are not a lot of scientists proficient enough to mutate a virus like this." "Anyone working with Cullen is doing so in isolation, illegally, and for no good purpose." "You realize, if you leave, the task force ends." "Everyone's lives go back to normal." "Except yours." "This doctor friend of yours, tell me about him." "He was the lead research scientist on infectious diseases at USAMRIID, and the foremost expert on the Cullen virus." "Was." "Now he's a criminal." "No, the work he's done has been criminalized, which is why he left USAMRIID." "But if anybody knows anything about black market viruses, it's Dr. Bruce Sanders." "This is a copy of Tom's code-book." "It was used to pass information between Tom and his superiors." "I had my associate, Borakove, decode it." "There's surprisingly little about myself and my organization, but it contains speculation about our cases and a great deal about you." "I suggest you use some discretion as to how you disclose any of it." "It's an olive branch, Lizzy." "Dembe, would you mind trading seats with me?" "I just heard back from the CDC." "The syringe found on our victim, well, it didn't contain the virus." "It contained the cure." "You're looking at the antidote to the world's deadliest virus." "Antidote?" "I thought the CDC said there was no known cure?" "There wasn't." "Until this." "I don't understand." "If Blankenship had the cure, then why is he dead?" "Forensics pulled text messages from Blankenship's cell." ""Your next treatment is on its way."" ""Do your job on the 30th and treatments will continue."" "Do your job." "What job?" "The 30th is tomorrow." "This isn't an outbreak, it's extortion." "Blankenship was infected with a deadly virus and blackmailed for the antidote." "Which he refused." "This guy chose to die instead of following orders." "Why?" "Blackmailed for what?" "To kill Reddington?" "Still seems like a bit of a reach." "Reddington was right about one thing." "Whatever this organization in Berlin is planning," "Blankenship was vital to it, and with him gone, Berlin's gonna need a replacement." "Mr. Klein, you are dying." "I have infected you with the Cullen virus." "It is the single deadliest pathogen in existence." "Within a matter of hours, your temperature will spike, rashes will spread, you will experience blackouts, bleeding." "And within 24 hours, you will be dead." "Medical science has no known cure." "But I do." "In the syringe before you, you'll find your first treatment which will sustain you for the next 24 hours." "Contact the police or notify anyone, including your family, and there will not be another." "If you are still alive in 24 hours, you will receive your second treatment along with instructions on how to proceed." "Dr. Sanders is incredibly well-respected by everyone on staff." "I've never seen anyone quite as dedicated to his work." "Please, Monique, tell me he's not testing his pincushion voodoo on the patients." "He's still doing research?" "Oh, yes." "Mind you, it's all over my head, but virology is Dr. Sanders' life work." "I'll check on you in a bit." "One of the brightest men I've ever met." "Dr. Sanders." "I don't know if you remember me, but..." "Liechtenstein." "December, 2010." "No." "No!" "January, 2011." "Remming..." "No!" "Reddington." "Raymond." "Yes!" "Raymond." "Sit down, Raymond." "Sit." "Please!" "I met Dr. Sanders here through a mutual friend to discuss a very delicate and underfunded research project." "As I recall, the science was awesome, but financially precarious." "We did, however, spend a glorious weekend in God's Country with two snow bunnies who were dead ringers for the Swiss Miss Girl." "And we watched Space Ranger." "Yes." "Space Ranger!" "What a memory." "I heard you went through a bit of a rough patch, but it looks like you've landed on your feet." "Never been better." "And you've relocated." "The staff isn't exactly what you would call top drawer." "I have fired Monique twice, and she still shows up for work every day like clockwork." "I don't have the heart to pull her security badge." "Dr. Sanders is at the forefront of virology." "He's been working tirelessly to find cures to some of the world's most deadly illnesses." "Few years back, he injected himself with meningitis along with what he thought was a synthesized cure." "Oops." "I'm fine, really." "Full recovery." "Doctor, we've come to you on pressing business." "What can you tell us about the Cullen virus?" "Ohh." "Spooky." "Spooky stuff." "Bad news." "You've researched it?" "It was recently used as a weapon to target a man named Paul Blankenship." "He must be the first." "There will be more." "How do you know that?" "Cullen is the instrument of the apocalypse." "The five horsemen are coming." "And they will bring death and destruction unlike any..." "There are four horsemen..." "There are five!" "This I know." "How do you know?" "The Space Agent." "The Space Agent." "UD-4126." "Is he still active?" "Active and operational." "UD-4126 was never..." "That wormy little bastard could barely land the simulator let alone carry out an Alpha Level mission." "Chesterfield cleared him." "Two days later, he came to me for research." "He wanted me to look at some field tests." "Systematic observations." "Anything you can share?" "I've got research on Cullen if that's what you mean." "Activated carbon samples." "Absorption tests." "Whatever you've got." "I'd love our people at the lab to give this the once over." "UD-4126 is way out of line this time, way out of line." "I'll say." "Space Agent UD-4126." "How stupid do you think I am?" "Not the slightest." "He's a patient in a mental facility." "This little field trip had nothing to do with trying to solve the case, and everything to do with you getting me alone in that plane." "So you could try to change my mind." "Lizzy, someone's using a unique and deadly pathogen..." "You keep saying that." "Who?" "Who is this mysterious someone?" "I don't know." "Have you ever had a selfless moment in your entire life?" "One where you weren't trying to think of some angle you could play or advantage you could gain?" "My God." "It's amazing." "If you expect me to forgive you." "What are you doing?" "Catching a cab to the airport." "I'm flying back on my own." "You understand if Agent Keen walks the deal is off." "Reddington will no longer have immunity." "I understand." "We will imprison him, suspend habeas corpus indefinitely, and Reddington will likely never see sunlight again." "As for Agent Keen, I can tell you right now" "I've gone on record with the Director stating that I believe we've been overly indulgent with her." "We still haven't fully surmised the true nature of her relationship with Reddington, and now her husband is a fugitive?" "If you're trying to impugn her integrity, I can assure you" "Agent Keen has been nothing but an earnest and dedicated agent." "And I can assure you that given the way this task force is ending, your future with the Bureau is also in question." "About Reddington." "Talk to me about how we're gonna bring him in." "What do you got?" "What?" "Is it true?" "Are you leaving?" "Look, I'm sorry..." "Liz." "Don't be sorry." "We support whatever decision you make." "Reddington sent over the research notes from the doctor you met with." "The doctor we met with?" "Sanders is a patient in a mental institution." "Yeah, well, according to Dr. Buckner he's created an antidote to Cullen." "Sanders is researching a lethal virus from inside a psych ward?" "That's not all." "In order to test these theories, he'd have to synthesize the molecules, find out how they interact in vivo." "For that he'd need a lab." "You really believe he's working with someone on the outside who's testing his theories, manufacturing an antidote?" "If Sanders has a partner, he may be the one who infected Blankenship." "You gotta go back to him." "Find out who Sanders is working with." "Bruce Sanders won't talk to me." "Of course he won't." "I need your help." "I thought you and I weren't on speaking terms." "We're not." "How reminiscent of elementary school." "What is this?" "A gift from your husband." "It's a tattoo from the neck of an associate of mine." "A message of sorts." "A reminder of the kind of people we're dealing with." "About our trip to see Dr. Sanders, will you be traveling with me or are you flying coach again?" "Let's talk about Space Agent UD-4126." "No can do." "Did he visit you here?" "Don't remember." "Did he come to you for help?" "You said she was trustworthy." "What are all these questions?" "She's been cleared Alpha Level." "You want me to get Chesterfield on the line?" "I need answers." "Yes." "He came to me for help." "He asked me to look at some field work." "Who came to you for help?" "UD-4126." "You have to give me the scientist's name." "Who's doing the experiments?" "I told you his name!" "UD-4126." "His name." "He doesn't know, Lizzy." "4126." "Bruce, lives are at stake." "That's all I know!" "UD-4126." "I need some way of knowing who that is." "No!" "The horsemen!" "I told you what I know." "It was a top secret mission." "That's all I know." "UD-4126." "Monique!" "Monique!" "What is it?" "What did you see?" "I ran every badge from every agency that responded to the incident at Westland Bank." "Homeland, FBI, FEMA and DCPD." "Why limit the search to the bank?" "Because that's where I saw it, a badge with the "UD" classification." "Searching the preface "UD" turned up nothing, so I widened to HHS, ATSDR." "And I got a hit." "The only department that uses the preface "UD"" "is the Center for Disease Control." "Space Agent 4126 is..." "Dr. Nikolaus Vogel." "He lives in Arlington." "FBI!" "Clear!" "Clear!" "Basement!" "Upstairs!" "Clear!" "We need to have a few words, Dr. Vogel." "Who are you blackmailing and why?" "I asked you a question." "Whatever the incident is, we know it's scheduled to happen today." "Tell us what we need to know, help us stop this, we can help you." "There's nothing to say." "There's nothing you can do." "He's coming." "Who's coming?" "You know what happens if you go through with the resignation." "They'll take him." "Reddington disappears." "This task force, this group never existed." "He'll never go to trial." "He won't be in jail." "He'll be shoved in a box and interrogated the rest of his life." "And knowing Reddington, that won't be long." "This isn't about my husband, or even what Reddington did to my father." "This is..." "All of it." "It's too much." "I'm not strong enough." "You are." "You've proven that." "Where do you want it to happen?" "Anywhere he won't suspect." "Dembe." "It's me." "Is he there?" "I need to see Reddington." "Tell me about the people you've blackmailed." "Who are they?" "You don't seem like someone with enemies." "Oh, no, they're not." "They're not my enemies at all." "They're just..." "Different people from all walks of life." "I'm gonna need names." "You can't have them." "And it won't make any difference anyway." "How are you gonna help them?" "I'm the only one that has what they want." "What they need." "Hey, kids." "So they're gonna carry out my instructions or die trying, no matter what you do." "That's how blackmail works, sweetheart." "I gotta hand it to you, it's a pretty sharp play." "Infecting people with a fatal virus that only you have the antidote for, and then telling them they can't have that antidote unless they do exactly as you ask." "Such a smart plan that I borrowed it." "Now, I'm no doctor, so I don't know how fast this virus of yours takes to set in, but I know it will kill you..." "Soon." "So you're gonna do what I say and give me those five names." "'Cause that's how blackmail works, sweetheart." "Let me know when you're ready to talk." "What do you know about recent criminal activity in Berlin?" "Aussiedler?" "How do you spell that?" "What about the Tambov Gang?" "Z-E-M-U-N." "Oh, my God." "It's all connected." "What is?" "All of it." "Everything." "The Blacklist." "We've been looking at it all wrong." "We see these cases Reddington gives us as individual, as if they're disconnected." "But what if they're not random?" "What if there's a larger pattern to all of it?" "Reddington got a number from Wujing, a code that he entered into ViCAP after helping us stop General Ludd, in order to identify Lucy Brooks, also known as Jolene Parker, who he then tracked down using the Alchemist's client list." "They're connected." "Maybe not all, but some." "Gina Zanetakos." "The Courier." "I believe they all trace back to one entity." "In Berlin." "So Reddington's using us to clear the table." "Wipe out the competition." "That's what I thought." "That's what we're trained to think." "But that's not how he thinks." "Look at this like he would, like a criminal." "Reddington said he's bracing for a war, and in a war you need allies." "Put yourself in his position." "It's not just the FBI who's after him." "What if there's someone else?" "Someone he can't stop alone." "What better way for a criminal to turn the tables on someone than to get the FBI on his side?" "Our resources and our protection." "Not to expand his empire, but simply to survive." "Why wouldn't he just tell us who's after him?" "Because he doesn't know." "Sanders said there was an impending apocalypse." "And Vogel's words to us?" ""He's coming."" "Who is coming?" "Berlin." "It's not a place." "It's a person." "And that person is coming for Red." "Today." "Dr. Vogel talked." "Meet our blackmail victims." "An electrician, a maintenance person, a retired air traffic controller and an armored truck driver." "And they're connected, how?" "Airports." "Edger Pivens is a retired air traffic controller." "The others have contracts with various airports in the area, waste management, security and power upgrades." "The driver of the armored vehicle?" "His company picks up payroll from regional airports." "Paul Blankenship's replacement." "This last guy, Dimitri Federov?" "Former pilot for Aeroflot." "The Russian airline." "That's five victims." "Five horsemen." "That's a great band name." "And Vogel told you this is, what, an attack?" "He's not sure." "All he knows is that it involves some kind of prison transport." "This isn't an outbreak." "It's a jailbreak." "Notify the FAA and alert tactical." "Put in a kite-runner to CENTCOM." "Find that plane." "Now." "Sir, the new information about the cases, how they're connected, at the end of all of this, Reddington is the target." "Someone's after him." "I really think my resignation..." "It's too late, Agent Keen." "The Director has made his decision." "It's over." "Agent Keen!" "Sir, I think I have something." "Look at this from Vogel's computer." "Your target is Langston Municipal Airport." "It's very simple." "If you want to survive, you will complete your task." "Another dose of the antidote will arrive after this task is completed." "You will take your break at exactly 2:55 p.m." "All we need are your credentials." "Open the door to the server room." "An associate will take it from there." "Lizzy." "I need you to come with me." "Where?" "You need to get in the car." "Why?" "You need to get in the car now." "Lizzy, what have you done?" "Once inside, you will disable the security grid." "The system uses a QuantumX storage processor." "Multipath IP distribution." "Circumvent the firewall at exactly 3:00 p.m." "Move, move, move." "Let's go, let's go, let's go." "Let's go." "Ahh!" "Control, Squawk 4456." "4456, you are clear to land on Runway C." "Proceed to a flight ceiling of 1-8-0-0." "Abort!" "Abort!" "Abort!" "Abort!" "Runway has been compromised." "Abort." "Abort." "Do not land." "They voided your agreement." "The deal." "It's off." "You don't have immunity." "And you set this meeting so they could take me." "We need to leave." "Lizzy, you're obviously here now because you sense this meeting was a mistake." "Is that true?" "We don't have time for this." "This mistake." "I'd like to hear more about it." "Raymond, we have to go." "Not until I hear from Agent Keen." "You should wait in the vehicle, Dembe." "I'm sorry, Lizzy, please go on." "You were going to tell me about your change of heart." "Tigercat 51, you're cleared for takeoff." "Contact departure control when airborne." "Roger." "Tigercat 51 clear for takeoff." "699." "Respond to redirection." "Your flight plan has been altered under FAA Emergency Incursion Statues." "NORAD scrambled a pair of fighter jets." "They're telling us to set down in JFK." "No!" "No!" "They have shoot to kill orders." "How long do we have?" "Five, seven minutes, max." "Okay, put it down." "Down?" "Put it down!" "Someplace soft." "How do you feel about the East River?" "Are you crazy?" "There's no time." "We have to go." "What changed, Lizzy?" "What are you..." "Do you want to spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement?" "The full force of the FBI is coming for you." "None of that matters." "You want me to tell you you were right, don't you?" "That's what this is about." "This is about Sam." "I'm not gonna give you that." "What did you learn about Sam?" "I'm not going to forgive you for killing my father." "So, this is where it ends." "I know about the cases." "How they're connected somehow." "Ressler, you need to see this." "Who the hell is this guy?" "Give me the key!" "I know about Berlin, that he's a person." "That he's coming for you." "Red, the FBI is coming for you." "They're already here, Lizzy." "What are they gonna do to me that hasn't been done before?" "Kill me?" "None of it is worse than losing you." "Please excuse the gun." "I'd hate for them to think we're in cahoots." "You don't always get to have your way." "You don't get out of this." "Drop the weapon!" "Now!" "There's no way you're out of here." "You're surrounded." "You should go." "If this is another one of your games, to try to trick me into forgiving you for Sam..." "Put the weapon down!" "For what you've done..." "You have ruined my life." "And I swear to God, right now I want to kill you, but there are answers I need." "And I can't get them without you." "And I can't get them without you." "So I guess we're stuck with each other." "I was once on the island of Ko Ri, free diving in the Andaman Sea." "I fell terribly ill, stung by a lionfish." "I was dehydrated, in excruciating pain." "I had lost all sense of time and place, completely disoriented." "But I knew I was dying." "So I readied myself for it." "And in that moment, at death's door, I looked up..." "And standing over me in the brightness was this landless Moken Sea Gypsy." "Just standing there." "Smiling." "She and her tribe nursed me back to health." "Good as new." "When I left the island, she kissed me, it was like a burst of sunlight on my cheek." "It was..." "It made nearly dying well worth it." "That's how I feel now." "Tigercat 51, you're clear to engage." "Roger." "Engaging the target." "Now it begins."
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"We're w" " We'll keep you close." " What about my son?" "Well, we have a very special plan for him." "Secretary Allenford, acting command." " Good luck, lady." " You can't leave me here." " My apologies." " It's your son." "They've got him at the reprogramming center." "I'll take you there if you get me out of here." " Miles." " Charlie." "Charlie:" "Come with me." "I want to show you something first." "Miles:" "I don't want your help, Bass." "You can't do this alone." "You need me." "Miles:" "Those are the Texas Rangers." "Director Edward Truman with the US government." "Well, I'm John Franklin Fry," "Secretary of the Interior of the great nation of Texas." " He's our best shot." " At what?" "Starting a war with the Patriots." " Bass:" "They're invading." " I need proof." "You got to come alone." "Bass:" "All we got to do now is frame the Patriots for this." "Texas is gonna go nuts." "What's up?" "It's Fry." "He's MIA." "I can't find him anywhere." "Evening." "Well, Cynthia's probably worried sick." "Thank you for a truly horrific evening." "Rachel?" "Where the hell have you been?" " Charlie." " Hey, Grandpa." "Man:" "Fry's tracks led here." "Got something!" "Shell's one of theirs." "Came from a Patriot gun." "Son of a bitches." "Hey, over here!" "Wound matches, too." "I say we ride for Willoughby, slaughter every last one of those Patriots." "If this is what I think it is, we got to do this right." "Yah!" "Come on." "Told you it would work." "You wanted a war." "You got one." "Charlie, please pass the milk." "You bet, Mom." " Thank you, sweetheart." " Of course." "Enough." "You keep this act up, I'm gonna lose my mind." "What do you mean?" "This." "What is with you two?" "Fake-grinning your way through whatever's going on." " Everything's fine, Grandpa." " Like hell!" "Your daughter is back." "You should be happy." "Both of you." "Something's up." "Now, you two want to tell me what?" "I got to go." "Aw, come on!" " You got to be kidding me." " He was out on patrol." "I just wanted to sit him down for a little chat, okay?" "No one saw me." "Are you stupid?" "The plan was to lay low, wait for Texas to start killing Patriots, not you." "By the way, where's Texas?" "Just relax, all right?" "They're on their way." "It worked." "Till then, here you go." "What is this?" "That's base coordinates, personnel rosters, target cities..." "This guy sang like a bird." " This is pretty good." " Yeah, there you go." "Huh?" "How about a thank you?" "No?" "All right." "I dug a hole around back." "Grab his legs." "That's if you can, stumpy." "You know, I was thinking." "I really hate the son of a bitch, but you know who'd be handy against these guys?" "Tom Neville." "All right." "This is as far as I go." "Your son is about two hours that way." "The deal was you help me get him, not point in a vague direction." "The reprogramming center should scare you." "It scares me." "I'm not getting any closer than I have to." "When I lay eyes on him then you're free to go." "Oh, God." "I'm leaving." " Just hold on." " No!" "This is a field exercise." "Sent out to hunt and kill whoever they find," " no questions asked." " What are you saying?" "The cadets from the center, they did this." "These people look like they were ripped apart by wolves." "That's what the cadets are, at this point." "Patriot special ops." "This is their boot camp." "More like Hitler youth on meth." "That, too." "What kind of crazy-ass game are you people running?" "They're not my people anymore." "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "How's your friend?" "Is he hanging in there?" "Hey, come on in." "Make yourself at home." "Does he need anything hot lunch, cold beer?" " What do you want me to do?" " Something." "Anything." "There is a monster in our backyard, and you're not doing a damn thing about it." "No." "Actually, you're bringing him lunch." "He got more intel off one of their guys in two hours than we've been able to get in days." "Am I supposed to be impressed?" "That he can torture people?" "The Patriots are smart." "They're vicious." "They got you on a wanted poster, God knows why." "This is what we need!" "We need somebody who's willing to do this." "'Cause if he doesn't do it, I'm gonna have to." "I think you're full of crap." "Haul him up." "On behalf of the United States government and the sovereign nation of Texas," "Sebastian Monroe, you are under arrest." "What's going on?" "That's Texas..." "and the Patriots together." "Not killing each other." "I..." "I got nothing." "As Commander in Chief of this fine nation," "I can't tell you how proud I am of today's operation." "I'm especially proud of my friend," "Texas ranger Malcolm Dove." "And working with our new friends from the new United States government, he arrested the continent's most wanted man," "Sebastian Monroe." "I thought you handled it." "So did I." " Carver:" "Justice..." " How the hell did they find him?" "...demands an immediate trial for his numerous crimes." "And if found guilty by the power of Texas law, he won't live to see another sunrise." "Woman:" "Human Torch." "It's your comic." "What's it about?" "Uh..." "It's about this guy who can torch things." "Let me guess, you are single." "No, actually." "This is research." "Never mind." "Bonnie Webster." "And you're Aaron Pittman." "Before the blackout, I worked at Forbes, and you were on the cover of our "30 Under 30" issue." "It was back in '09, I think?" " Good times." " Yeah." "So you're with this circus that just rolled in?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm with General Carver's press corps." " Press?" " Mm-hm." "Wait, since when is there press?" "In Austin, there is." "Politicians enjoy reading about themselves." "So shouldn't you be out there?" "Nah." "I wrote the story." "General Carver" " Texas hero." "He caught his Bin Laden." "That'll keep him comfy, fellated, and in power for years." "I'm a writer, Aaron." "The truth isn't my business." "My job is to make heroes and villains." "And today, we are making them in Willoughby." "I count ten, maybe 12 guards out front." "Five or six in back." "It's too many." "You sure about this?" "Now that Texas is dry-humping the Patriots?" "No way we can win without him." "We got to get him out." " No, we're not doing it, Miles." " So you're good with starving then?" "Winter's right around the corner." "You're talking about stealing another camp's food." "We scouted ten head of cattle, maybe a couple dozen guns." "You scouted?" "What, are we an army now, Miles?" "Hey, you want to survive?" "Maybe we have to be, yeah." "You got to stop thinking so hard." " You're gonna stain your pants." " Look, Bass." "Just drop it, all right?" "Go and find yourself a girl." "Hey, you." "Hey." "I know that sigh." "You've had to deal with Miles all clay." "I am begging you, Shelly." "Let's just talk about anything else." "Please." "Sure." "What should we name it?" "They won't stop until we're dead." "You know that, right?" "So you expect me to kill my son?" "He's not your son." " Not anymore." " What makes you so sure?" "I've been through this with my own boy." "Years ago, he was in a similar program." "In Cuba." "They've been perfecting this training for years." "So after all of that, you still stayed with these people?" "I had no choice." "My husband is Patriot High Command." "You think he knows what you're going through right now?" "Oh, yes." "I do." "Country before family." "Tom, they shattered my baby." "And then they built him back up into their own image." "He's an officer now." "Sure, he wears a convincing mask." "Smiles sometimes, pretending to be human." "But he's not the same." "He'll never be the same." "I am going to get my son out of this." "I don't care what it takes." "Tom, listen to me." "This will only end one of two ways:" "either you kill him, or he kills us." "Monroe." "On your feet." "They're moving him." "To the bank." "Why the bank?" "Because it's got a damn vault." "So how are we gonna get him out?" "We're not." "Only one way in or out." "They're gonna guard that with every guy they got." "Jailbreak's one thing, Charlie, but bank job?" "No." "No way." "It doesn't make any sense." "Why would they move him all of a sudden?" "Rachel..." "Did you do it?" "Did I do what?" "Oh, you know, tip them off to a jailbreak?" "Damn right I did." "Did you narc him out in the first place?" "No." "I didn't." "But now that they have him, he's not getting away." "Well, that's it." "I don't know how to save this town from the Patriots or anybody else." "So when you figure it out, you let me know." "If they had caught you, they would've put a bullet in your head." "I am not losing another child to that man." "If you really cared about me, then you would've asked me just once how I've been this whole time." "For one thing, I almost died." "You know who saved me?" "Monroe." "But you don't want to hear that, do you?" "That's the thing." "You don't listen." "Never have." "Because you're smarter than everybody else." "And you're always right." "Even when you're dead wrong." "Man:" "And by the power vested in me by the sovereign nation of Texas," "I hereby sentence you to die by lethal injection, to be administered at midnight." "Hey." "Tom:" "Easy, boy." "Drop it." "Now." "Tom:" "Jason..." "Are you okay?" "It's okay." "Breathe." "You're doing so good, baby." "You're doing so good." "I'm never having sex with you again." "We'll discuss that later." " So?" "Boy, girl?" "What do you got?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "Well, come on." "Let's get this show on the road, man." "Okay." "We need water and towels now." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "You." "Yeah?" "Come with me." "Isn't Texas adorable?" "Lethal injection?" "They should just put a bullet in my head, save the drama." "What am I doing here?" "Well, these bumpkins gave me one last request, and I..." "I asked for you." "And why exactly would you want to see local nobody Stu Redman?" "You really think if these Patriots know who I am, they don't know who you are?" "What do you want, Bass?" "Come on, Miles." "Everyone else wants me to go to hell." "Not you." "At the end of the day, that's exactly what this is." "We were friends." "Shake my hand." "Say good- bye." "We had some good times, didn't we?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we did." "I..." "I have a kid." "I'm not talking about Shelly and the baby." "I'm..." "I'm talking about me and Emma." "I'm sorry." "It was while you and Emma were still..." "But it happened." "I've got a son out there." "I've never met him." "So I want you to find him, and I want you to take care of him." "Don't worry." "Your son is fine." "I'm..." "I'm sorry?" "Yeah, I knew about him." "Emma got word to me." "And I hid him from you." "You what?" "You were off the rails, Bass." "You..." "You knew how I felt." "I had a kid that died." "And you hid the one that lived from me?" "Nobody was safe around you, so I..." "How could you do that, Miles?" "Why?" "You son of a bitch!" "How could you do that?" "Get back here!" "How could you do that to me?" "Take care of your uncle, kid." "I'm Dr. Gene Porter." "Danny Matheson's grandfather." "I've been asked to prepare you for execution." "And may I say, it's an honor." "A job well done." "Well done." "What's going on?" "What does it look like?" "We're celebrating." "We did what you wanted." "We gutted the other camp." "Took the cattle, the guns." "We took everything that wasn't tied down." "Any casualties?" "You mean any survivors?" "Who asked you to kill anybody?" "Who asks for anything, Miles?" "Bad things, they just happen." "I'm sorry." "Dad." "Go get some water." "Jason." "Hey..." "You recognize me?" "Yes, sir." "That's why I'm gonna rip your lungs out." "That's just the drugs talking." "Now we are gonna sit, and we're gonna wait until you come down a little." "They're gonna come looking for me, and they're gonna find you." "What, you're on their side now?" "You're with them now?" "Is your mind really that weak?" "'Cause what you're doing is so much better." "Revenge on the Patriots?" "For my mother?" " For sweet, sweet Julia." " Stop it." "She was just this pure, innocent thing, wasn't she?" "You watch your mouth, boy." "You know she was banging Colonel Reed like a bass drum." "Oh, you must have known." "I mean, you're so good at reading people." "on..." "Well, I'll tell you," "I think I know what she was doing when that bomb dropped." "I have lost damn near everything" "I have in this world." "But you are still my son." "You are all I have left." "So whatever it takes you are gonna come back from this." "Do you hear me?" "Hey." "I'm around, okay?" "Well, it was nice meeting you, Aaron." " Circus leaving town?" " Mm- hm, afraid so." " You should go too." " Why's that?" "General Carver just signed a treaty officially recognizing the shiny new US of A." "Carver granted jurisdiction over Willoughby." "Their little own Guantanamo, deep in the heart of Texas." " Wow." " Yeah." "All shiny and perfect" " like a shellacked piece of crap." " What do you mean?" "Ranger Dove out there?" "I know him." "He's smart, but he's not that smart." "There's no way he tracked down Monroe." "Monroe was handed to him." "How did they find him?" "I don't know." "Truth ain't my business." "This kind of thing is never gonna happen again." "Are we clear?" "Look, Ed..." "We stopped the war with Texas." "It all worked out." "Barely." "And we wouldn't have had to deal with any of it if your damn daughter and Miles Matheson hadn't started kicking hornets' nests the minute they walked into town." "I kept tabs on every move they made, reported all of it." "If I hadn't given you Monroe," "Texas would've come back here, guns blazing." "I'm not questioning your loyalty." "I'm saying your daughter and her little boy toy have become a major pain in my ass." "You lay a finger on either of them, even Miles, and what do you think Dr. Horn would have to say?" "Evening, friend."
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" You cannot pass!" " Gandalf!" "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor." "Go back to the Shadow." "The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun!" "You shall not pass!" "No!" "No!" "Gandalf!" "Fly, you fools." "No!" "Gandalf!" "Gandalf!" "What is it, Mr. Frodo?" "Nothing." "Just a dream." "Can you see the bottom?" "No!" "Don't look down, Sam!" "Just keep going!" "Catch it!" "Grab it, Mr. Frodo!" "Mr. Frodo!" "I think I've found the bottom." "Bogs and rope, and goodness knows what." "It's not natural." "None of it." " What's in this?" " Nothing." "Just a bit of seasoning." "I thought maybe if we was having a roast chicken one night or something." "Roast chicken?" "!" "You never know." "Sam." "My dear Sam." "It's very special, that." "It's the best salt in all the Shire." "It is special." "It's a little bit of home." "We can't leave this here for someone to follow us down." "Who's gonna follow us down here, Mr. Frodo?" "It's a shame, really." "Lady Galadriel gave me that." "Real Elvish rope." "Well, there's nothing for it." "It's one of my knots." "Won't come free in a hurry." "Real Elvish rope." "Mordor." "The one place in Middle-earth we don't want to see any closer." "And it's the one place we're trying to get to." "It's just where we can't get." "Let's face it, Mr. Frodo, we're lost." "I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way." "He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam but they did." "Mr. Frodo?" "It's the Ring, isn't it?" "It's getting heavier." " What food have we got left?" " Let me see." "Oh, yes." "Lovely." "Lembas bread." "And look!" "More lembas bread." "I don't usually hold with foreign food but this Elvish stuff, it's not bad." "Nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it, Sam?" "Those rain clouds might." "This looks strangely familiar." "It's because we've been here before." "We're going in circles." "What is that horrid stink?" "I warrant there's a nasty bog nearby." " Can you smell it?" " Yes." "I can smell it." "We're not alone." "The thieves." "The thieves." "The filthy little thieves." "Where is it?" "Where is it?" "They stole it from us." "My precious." "Curse them, we hates them!" "It's ours, it is, and we wants it!" "This is Sting." "You've seen it before... haven't you, Gollum?" "Release him or I'll cut your throat." "It burns!" "It burns us!" "It freezes!" "Nasty Elves twisted it." " Take it off us!" " Quiet, you!" "It's hopeless." "Every Orc in Mordor's going to hear this racket." " Let's just tie him up and leave him." " No!" "That would kill us!" "Kill us!" "It's no more than you deserve!" "Maybe he does deserve to die." "But now that I see him, I do pity him." "We be nice to them if they be nice to us." "Take it off us." "We swears to do what you wants." "We swears." "There's no promise you can make that I can trust." "We swears... to serve the master of the precious." "We will swear on... on the precious." "Gollum." "Gollum." "The Ring is treacherous." "It will hold you to your word." "Yes... on the precious." "On the precious." "I don't believe you!" " Get down!" "I said, down!" " Sam!" "He's trying to trick us." "If we let him go, he'll throttle us in our sleep." " You know the way to Mordor?" " Yes." "You've been there before?" "Yes." "You will lead us to the Black Gate." "To the Gate, to the Gate!" "To the Gate, the master says." "Yes!" "No!" "We won't go back." "Not there." "Not to him." "They can't make us." "Gollum!" "Gollum!" "But we swore to serve the master of the precious." "No." "Ashes and dust and thirst there is, and pits, pits, pits." "And Orcses, thousands of Orcses." "And always the Great Eye watching, watching." "Hey!" "Come back now!" "Come back!" "There!" "What did I tell you?" "He's run off, the old villain." "So much for his promises." "This way, Hobbits." "Follow me!" "Merry!" "Merry!" "You're late." "Our master grows impatient." "He wants the Shire-rats now." "I don't take orders from Orc-maggots." "Saruman will have his prize." "We will deliver them." "Merry!" "Merry?" "Wake up." "My friend is sick." "He needs water." "Please!" "Sick, is he?" "Give him some medicine, boys!" "Stop it!" "Can't take his draught!" " Leave him alone!" " Why?" "You want some?" "Then keep your mouth shut." "Merry." "Hello, Pip." " You're hurt." " I'm fine." " It was just an act." " An act?" "See?" "I fooled you too." "Don't worry about me, Pippin." "What is it?" "What do you smell?" "Man-flesh." "They've picked up our trail." "Aragorn." "Let's move!" "Their pace has quickened." "They must have caught our scent." "Hurry!" "Come on, Gimli!" "Three days and nights pursuit." "No food." "No rest." "And no sign of our quarry, but what bare rock can tell." "Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall." "They may yet be alive." "Less than a day ahead of us." "Come." "Come, Gimli!" "We're gaining on them!" "I'm wasted on cross-country." "We Dwarves are natural sprinters." "Very dangerous over short distances." "Rohan." "Home of the Horse-lords." "There's something strange at work here." "Some evil gives speed to these creatures." "Sets its will against us." "Legolas!" "What do your Elf-eyes see?" "The Uruks turn northeast." "They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard." "Saruman." "The world is changing." "Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard... and Mordor?" "To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman... and the union of the two towers?" "Together, my Lord Sauron... we shall rule this Middle-earth." "The Old World will burn in the fires of industry." "The forests will fall." "A new order will rise." "We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear... and the iron fists of the Orc." "I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!" "But, my lord, there are too many!" "They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means." "Build a dam, block the stream, work the furnaces night and day." "We don't have enough fuel to feed the fires." "The Forest of Fangorn lies on our doorstep." " Burn it." " Yes." "We will fight for you." "Swear it." "We will die for Saruman." "The Horse-Men took your lands." "They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living off rocks." "Murderers!" "Take back the lands they stole from you." "Burn every village!" "We have only to remove those who oppose us." "It will begin in Rohan." "Too long have these peasants stood against you." "But no more." "Eothain!" "Eothain!" "You take your sister." "You'll go faster with just two." "Papa says Eothain must not ride Garulf." "He is too big for him." "Listen to me." "You must ride to Edoras and raise the alarm." " Do you understand me?" " Yes, Mama." "I don't want to leave." "I don't want to go, Mama." "Freda, I will find you there." "Quickly!" "Go, child." "Rohan, my lord... is ready to fall." "Theodred." "Find the king's son!" " Mordor will pay for this." " These Orcs are not from Mordor." "My Lord Eomer, over here!" "He's alive." "Theodred." "Your son is badly wounded, my lord." "He was ambushed by Orcs." "If we don't defend our country, Saruman will take it by force." "That is a lie." "Saruman the White has ever been our friend and ally." "Grima." "Grima." "Grima." "Orcs are roaming freely across our lands." "Unchecked." "Unchallenged." "Killing at will." "Orcs bearing the White Hand of Saruman." "Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?" "Can you not see?" "Your uncle is wearied by your malcontent... your warmongering." "Warmongering?" "How long is it since Saruman bought you?" "What was the promised price, Grima?" "When all the Men are dead, you will take your share of the treasure?" "Too long have you watched my sister." "Too long have you haunted her steps." "You see much, Eomer, son of Eomund." "Too much." "You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan... and all its domains under pain of death." "You have no authority here." "Your orders mean nothing." "This order does not come from me." "It comes from the king." "He signed it this morning." "Keep breathing." "That's the key." "Breathe." "They've run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them." "We're not going no further... until we've had a breather." "Get a fire going!" "Merry!" "Merry!" "I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin." "What's making that noise?" "It's the trees." "What?" "You remember the Old Forest, on the borders of Buckland?" "Folk used to say there was something in the water that made the trees grow tall... and come alive." "Alive?" "Trees that could whisper... talk to each other... even move." "I'm starving." "We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days." "Yeah!" "Why can't we have some meat?" "!" "What about them?" "They're fresh." "They are not for eating." "What about their legs?" "They don't need those." " They look tasty." " Get back, scum!" "The prisoners go to Saruman." "Alive and unspoiled." "Alive?" "Why alive?" "Do they give good sport?" "They have something." "An Elvish weapon." "The master wants it for the war." "They think we have the Ring." "As soon as they find out we don't, we're dead." "Just a mouthful... a bit of the flank." "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys." "Pippin." "Let's go." "Go on." "Call for help." "Squeal." "No one's going to save you now." "Pippin!" "A red sun rises." "Blood has been spilled this night." "Riders of Rohan... what news from the Mark?" "What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?" "Speak quickly!" "Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine." "I would cut off your head, Dwarf... if it stood but a little higher from the ground." "You would die before your stroke fell." "I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn." "This is Gimli, son of Gloin, and Legolas of the Woodland Realm." "We are friends of Rohan and of Theoden, your king." "Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe." "Not even his own kin." "Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king... and claimed lordship over these lands." "My company are those loyal to Rohan." "And for that, we are banished." "The White Wizard is cunning." "He walks here and there, they say... as an old man hooded and cloaked." "And everywhere, his spies slip past our nets." "We are no spies." "We track a party of Uruk-hai westward across the plain." "They have taken two of our friends captive." "The Uruks are destroyed." "We slaughtered them during the night." "But there were two Hobbits." "Did you see two Hobbits with them?" "They would be small." "Only children to your eyes." "We left none alive." "We piled the carcasses and burned them." "Dead?" "I am sorry." "Hasufel!" "Arod!" "May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters." "Farewell." "Look for your friends." "But do not trust to hope." "It has forsaken these lands." "We ride north!" "It's one of their wee belts." "Hiro hyn hîdh ab 'wanath." "(May they find peace after death.)" "We failed them." "A Hobbit lay here." "And the other." "They crawled." "Their hands were bound." "Their bonds were cut." "They ran over here." "They were followed." "The belt!" "Run!" "Tracks lead away from the battle... into Fangorn Forest." "Fangorn?" "What madness drove them in there?" "Did we lose him?" "I think we lost him." "I'm going to rip out your filthy little innards!" "Come here!" "Trees." "Climb a tree." "He's gone." "Merry!" "Let's put a maggot hole in your belly!" "Run, Merry!" "Little Orcs." "It's talking, Merry." "The tree is talking." "Tree?" "I am no tree!" "I am an Ent." "A tree-herder." "A shepherd of the forest." "Don't talk to it, Merry." "Don't encourage it!" "Treebeard, some call me." "And whose side are you on?" "Side?" "I am on nobody's side... because nobody's on my side, little Orc." "Nobody cares for the woods anymore." "We're not Orcs!" "We're Hobbits!" "Hobbits?" "Never heard of a Hobbit before." "Sounds like Orc mischief to me!" "They come with fire." "They come with axes." "Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!" " Destroyers and usurpers!" "Curse them!" " No!" "You don't understand." "We're Hobbits!" "Halflings!" "Shire-folk!" "Maybe you are... and maybe you aren't." "The White Wizard will know." "The White Wizard?" "Saruman." "See?" "See?" "We've led you out." "Hurry, Hobbitses." "Hurry!" "Very lucky we find you." "Nice Hobbit." "It's a bog." "He's led us into a swamp." "A swamp, yes, yes." "Come, master." "We will take you on safe paths through the mist." "Come, Hobbits!" "Come!" "We go quickly." "I found it." "I did." "The way through the marshes." "Orcs don't use it." "Orcs don't know it." "They go around for miles and miles." "Come quickly." "Soft and quick as shadows we must be." "I hate this place." "It's too quiet." "There's been no sight nor sound of a bird for two days." "No, no birdses to eat." "No crunchable birdses." "We are famished!" "Yes!" "Famished we are, precious!" "Here." "What does it eats?" "Is it tasty?" "It tries to chokes us!" "We can't eats Hobbit food!" "We must starve!" "Well, starve, then." "And good riddance!" "Oh, cruel Hobbit." "It does not care if we be hungry." "Does not care if we should die." "Not like master." "Master cares." "Master knows." "Yes." "Precious." "Once it takes hold of us... it never lets go." "Don't touch me!" "There are dead things!" "Dead faces in the water." "All dead." "All rotten." "Elves and Men and Orcses." "A great battle long ago." "Dead Marshes." "Yes." "Yes, that is their name." "This way." "Don't follow the lights." "Careful now!" "Or Hobbits go down to join the dead ones... and light little candles of their own." "Frodo!" " Gollum?" " Don't follow the lights." " Gollum!" " Mr. Frodo!" "Are you all right?" "So bright." "So beautiful." "Our precious." "What did you say?" "Master should be resting." "Master needs to keep up his strength." " Who are you?" " Mustn't ask us." "Not its business." "Gollum." "Gollum." "Gandalf told me you were one of the river-folk." "Cold be heart and hand and bone Cold be travelers far from home" "He said your life was a sad story." "They do not see what lies ahead When sun has failed and moon is dead" "You were not so very different from a Hobbit once." "Were you?" "Smeagol." "What did you call me?" "That was your name once, wasn't it?" "A long time ago." "My name." "My name." "Smeagol." "Black Riders!" "Hide!" "Hide!" "Come on, Frodo." "Come on!" "Quick!" "They will see us!" "They will see us!" " I thought they were dead." " Dead?" "No, you cannot kill them." "No." "Wraiths!" "Wraiths on wings!" "They are calling for it." "They are calling for the precious." "Mr. Frodo!" "It's all right." "I'm here." "Hurry, Hobbits." "The Black Gate is very close." "Orc blood." "These are strange tracks." "The air is so close in here." "This forest is old." "Very old." "Full of memory... and anger." "The trees are speaking to each other." "Gimli!" "Lower your ax." "They have feelings, my friend." "The Elves began it." "Waking up the trees, teaching them to speak." "Talking trees." "What do trees have to talk about?" "Except the consistency of squirrel droppings." "Aragorn, nad no ennas!" "(Aragorn, something is out there!" ")" "Man cenich?" "(What do you see?" ")" "The White Wizard approaches." "Do not let him speak." "He will put a spell on us." "We must be quick." "You are tracking the footsteps of two young Hobbits." "Where are they?" "They passed this way the day before yesterday." "They met someone they did not expect." "Does that comfort you?" "Who are you?" "Show yourself!" "It cannot be." "Forgive me." "I mistook you for Saruman." "I am Saruman." "Or rather, Saruman as he should have been." "You fell." "Through fire... and water." "From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak..." "I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth." "Until at last I threw down my enemy... and smote his ruin upon the mountainside." "Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time." "Stars wheeled overhead... and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth." "But it was not the end." "I felt life in me again." "I've been sent back... until my task is done." "Gandalf." "Gandalf?" "Yes." "That was what they used to call me." "Gandalf the Grey." "That was my name." "Gandalf." "I am Gandalf the White." "And I come back to you now... at the turn of the tide." "One stage of your journey is over." "Another begins." " We must travel to Edoras with all speed." " Edoras?" "That is no short distance!" "We hear of trouble in Rohan." "It goes ill with the king." "Yes, and it will not be easily cured." "Then we have run all this way for nothing?" "Are we to leave those poor Hobbits here... in this horrid, dark, dank tree-infested...?" "I mean, charming... quite charming forest." "It was more than mere chance that brought Merry and Pippin to Fangorn." "A great power has been sleeping here for many long years." "The coming of Merry and Pippin will be like the falling of small stones... that starts an avalanche in the mountains." "I n one thing you have not changed, dear friend." "You still speak in riddles." "A thing is about to happen that has not happened since the Elder Days." "The Ents are going to wake up..." " and find that they are strong." " Strong?" "!" "Oh, that's good." "So stop your fretting, Master Dwarf." "Merry and Pippin are quite safe." "In fact, they are far safer than you are about to be." "This new Gandalf's more grumpy than the old one." "That is one of the Mearas... unless my eyes are cheated by some spell." "Shadowfax." "He is the lord of all horses... and has been my friend through many dangers." "O rowan mine" "I saw you shine" "Upon a summer's day" "Upon your head How golden-red" "The crown you bore aloft" "Such a beautiful verse." " Is it much further?" " Bru-ra-hroom." "Don't be hasty." "You might call it far, perhaps." "My home lies deep in the forest... near the roots of the mountain." "I told Gandalf I would keep you safe." "And safe is where I'll keep you." "I believe you will enjoy this next one too." "It's one of my own compositions." "Right." "Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves" "And the dreams of trees unfold" "When woodland halls are green and cool" "And the wind is in the West" "Come back to me" "Come back to me" "And say my land is best" "Sleep, little Shirelings." "Heed no nightly noise." "Sleep till morning light." "I have business in the forest." "There are many to call." "Many that must come." "The Shadow lies on Fangorn." "The withering of all woods is drawing near." "The veiling shadow that glowers in the east takes shape." "Sauron will suffer no rival." "From the summit of Barad-dur, his Eye watches ceaselessly." "But he is not so mighty yet that he is above fear." "Doubt ever gnaws at him." "The rumor has reached him." "The heir of Numenor still lives." "Sauron fears you, Aragorn." "He fears what you may become." "And so he'll strike hard and fast at the world of Men." "He will use his puppet Saruman to destroy Rohan." "War is coming." "Rohan must defend itself, and therein lies our first challenge... for Rohan is weak and ready to fall." "The king's mind is enslaved, it's an old device of Saruman's." "His hold over King Theoden is now very strong." "Sauron and Saruman are tightening the noose." "But for all their cunning... we have one advantage." "The Ring remains hidden." "And that we should seek to destroy it... has not yet entered their darkest dreams." "And so the weapon of the enemy is moving towards Mordor... in the hands of a Hobbit." "Each day brings it closer to the fires of Mount Doom." "We must trust now in Frodo." "Everything depends upon speed... and the secrecy of his quest." "Do not regret your decision to leave him." "Frodo must finish this task alone." "He's not alone." "Sam went with him." "Did he?" "Did he, indeed?" "Good." "Yes, very good." "The Black Gate of Mordor." "Oh, save us." "My old Gaffer would have a thing or two to say if he could see us now." "Master says to show him the way into Mordor." "So good Smeagol does, master says so." "I did." "That's it, then." "We can't get past that." "Look!" "The gate." "It's opening!" "I can see a way down." "Sam, no!" "Master!" " I do not ask you to come with me, Sam." " I know, Mr. Frodo." "I doubt even these Elvish cloaks will hide us in there." " Now!" " No!" "No!" "No, master!" "They catch you!" "They catch you!" "Don't take it to him." "He wants the precious." "Always he is looking for it." "And the precious is wanting to go back to him." "But we mustn't let him have it." "No!" "There's another way." "More secret." "A dark way." " Why haven't you spoken of this before?" " Because master did not ask." "He's up to something." "Are you saying there's another way into Mordor?" "Yes." "There's a path... and some stairs." "And then... a tunnel." "He's led us this far, Sam." "Mr. Frodo, no." "He's been true to his word." "No." "Lead the way, Smeagol." "Good Smeagol always helps." "Hello?" "Treebeard?" "Where has he gone?" "I had the loveliest dream last night." "There was this large barrel, full of pipe-weed." "And we smoked all of it." "And then... you were sick." "I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby." "Did you hear that?" "There it is again." "Something's not right here." "Not right at all." "You just said something..." "Treeish." "No, I didn't." "I was just stretching." "You're taller." " Who?" " You!" " Than what?" " Than me!" "I've always been taller than you." "Pippin, everyone knows I'm the tall one." "You're the short one." "Please, Merry." "You're what?" "Three-foot-six?" "At the most?" "Whereas me, I'm pushing 3'7"." "3'8"!" "Three-foot-eight." "You did something." "Merry, don't!" "Don't drink it!" "Merry!" "No, Treebeard said that you shouldn't have any." " I want some!" " It could well be dangerous!" "Give me it back." "Merry!" "What's happening?" "!" "It's got my leg!" "Merry!" "Help!" "Away with you." "You should not be waking." "Eat earth." "Dig deep." "Drink water." "Go to sleep." "Away with you." "Come, the forest is waking up." "It isn't safe." "The trees have grown wild and dangerous." "Anger festers in their hearts." "Black are their thoughts." "Strong is their hate." "They will harm you if they can." "There are too few of us now." "Too few of us Ents left to manage them." "Why are there so few of you when you have lived so long?" " Are there Ent children?" " Bru-ra-hroom." "There have been no Entings for a terrible long count of years." " Why is that?" " We lost the Entwives." "Oh, I'm sorry." " How did they die?" " Die?" "No." "We lost them." "And now we cannot find them." "I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?" "Can't say that I have." "You, Pip?" "What do they look like?" "I don't remember now." "Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld." "There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown." "Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong." "My lord, your son... he is dead." "My lord?" "Uncle?" "Will you not go to him?" "Will you do nothing?" "Be careful what you say." "Do not look for welcome here." "Oh, he must have died sometime in the night." "What a tragedy for the king... to lose his only son and heir." "I understand." "His passing is hard to accept." "Especially now that your brother has deserted you." "Leave me alone, snake!" "Oh, but you are alone." "Who knows what you've spoken to the darkness... in the bitter watches of the night... when all your life seems to shrink." "The walls of your bower closing in about you." "A hutch to trammel some wild thing in." "So fair." "So cold." "Like a morning of pale spring... still clinging to winter's chill." "Your words are poison." "You'll find more cheer in a graveyard." "I cannot allow you before Theoden King so armed, Gandalf Greyhame." "By order of Grima Wormtongue." "Your staff." "You would not part an old man from his walking stick." "My lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming." "He's a herald of woe." "The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late..." "Theoden King." "He's not welcome." "Why should I welcome you..." "Gandalf Stormcrow?" "A just question, my liege." "Late is the hour... in which this conjurer chooses to appear." "Lathspell I name him." "Ill news is an ill guest." "Be silent." "Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth." "I have not passed through fire and death... to bandy crooked words with a witless worm." "His staff." "I told you to take the wizard's staff." "Theoden... son of Thengel... too long have you sat in the Shadows." "I would stay still if I were you." "Hearken to me!" "I release you... from the spell." "You have no power here..." "Gandalf the Grey." "I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound." "Wait." "If I go, Theoden dies." "You did not kill me... you will not kill him." "Rohan is mine." "Be gone." "I know your face." "Eowyn." "Eowyn." "Gandalf?" "Breathe the free air again, my friend." "Dark have been my dreams of late." "Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your sword." "I've only... ever served you, my lord." "Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!" "Send me not from your sight." "No, my lord!" "No, my lord." "Let him go." "Enough blood has been spilt on his account." "Get out of my way!" "Hail, Theoden King!" "Where is Theodred?" "Where is my son?" ""Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended... ("An evil death has set forth the noble warrior...) ...giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende."" "(..." "A song shall sing sorrowing minstrels.")" ""On Meduselde..." "("In Meduseld...) ...þæt he ma no wære..." "(...that he is no more...) ...is þurh niedig rest." (...for his necessary rest.")" ""And mægen deorost..." "(And that he is the dearest kinsman...) ...bealo..." (...killing took him...")" "Simbelmyn?" "Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forbearers." "Now it shall cover the grave of my son." "Alas that these evil days should be mine." "The young perish and the old linger." "That I should live... to see the last days of my house." "Theodred's death was not of your making." "No parent should have to bury their child." "He was strong in life." "His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers." ""Westu hái." ("Be thou well.")" ""Ferðu, Théodred, Ferðu." ("Go thou, Théodred, go thou.)" "They had no warning." "They were unarmed." "Now the Wild Men are moving through the Westfold, burning as they go." "Rick, cot and tree." "Where is Mama?" "This is but a taste of the terror that Saruman will unleash." "All the more potent for he is driven now by fear of Sauron." "Ride out and meet him head on." "Draw him away from your women and children." "You must fight." "You have 2000 good men riding north as we speak." "Eomer is loyal to you." "His men will return and fight for their king." "They will be 300 leagues from here by now." "Eomer cannot help us." "I know what it is you want of me... but I will not bring further death to my people." "I will not risk open war." "Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not." "When last I looked..." "Theoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan." "Then what is the king's decision?" "By order of the king... the city must empty." "We make for the refuge of Helm's Deep." "Do not burden yourself with treasures." "Take only what provisions you need." "Helm's Deep." "They flee to the mountains when they should stand and fight." "Who will defend them if not their king?" "He's only doing what he thinks is best for his people." "Helm's Deep has saved them in the past." "There is no way out of that ravine." "Theoden is walking into a trap." "He thinks he's leading them to safety." "What they will get is a massacre." "Theoden has a strong will, but I fear for him." "I fear for the survival of Rohan." "He will need you before the end, Aragorn." "The people of Rohan will need you." "The defenses have to hold." "They will hold." "The Grey Pilgrim." "That's what they used to call me." "Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time." "With luck, my search will not be in vain." "Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day." "At dawn, look to the east." "Go." "That horse is half mad, my lord." "There's nothing you can do." "Leave him." "Fæste..." "(Fast...) ...stille nú." "(...quiet now.)" "Fæste..." "(Fast...)" "Stille..." "(Quiet...) ...stille..." "(...quiet...) ...stille..." "(...quiet...) ...stille..." "(...quiet...)" "Lac is drefed, gefrægon." "(A battle is stirring, you heard.)" "Hwæt nemnað ðe?" "(What is your name?" ")" "Hwæt nemnað ðe?" "(What is your name?" ")" "His name is Brego." "He was my cousin's horse." "Brego." "Ðin nama is cynglic." "(Your name is kingly.)" "Man le trasta, Brego?" "(What troubles you, Brego?" ")" "Man cenich?" "(What did you see?" ")" "I have heard of the magic of Elves... but I did not look for it in a Ranger from the North." "You speak as one of their own." "I was raised in Rivendell... for a time." "Turn this fellow free." "He's seen enough of war." "Gandalf the White." "Gandalf the Fool!" "Does he seek to humble me with his newfound piety?" "There were three who followed the wizard." "An Elf, a Dwarf and a Man." "You stink of horse." "The Man..." " was he from Gondor?" " No, from the North." "One of the Dunedain Rangers, I thought he was." "His cloth was poor." "And yet he bore a strange ring." "Two serpents with emerald eyes." "One devouring, the other crowned with golden flowers." "The Ring of Barahir." "So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he has found Isildur's heir." "The lost king of Gondor." "He is a fool." "The line was broken years ago." "It matters not." "The world of Men shall fall." "It will begin at Edoras." "I am ready, Gamling." "Bring my horse." "This is not a defeat." "We will return." "We will return." "You have some skill with a blade." "Women of this country learned long ago:" "Those without swords can still die upon them." "I fear neither death nor pain." "What do you fear, my lady?" "A cage." "To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them." "And all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire." "You're a daughter of kings... a shield maiden of Rohan." "I do not think that would be your fate." "Theoden will not stay at Edoras." "It's vulnerable." "He knows this." "He will expect an attack on the city." "They will flee to Helm's Deep... the great fortress of Rohan." "It is a dangerous road to take through the mountains." "They will be slow." "They will have women and children with them." "Send out your Warg-riders." "Hey, stinker, don't go getting too far ahead." " Why do you do that?" " What?" "Call him names." "Run him down all the time." "Because." "Because that's what he is, Mr. Frodo." "There's naught left in him but lies and deceit." "It's the Ring he wants." "It's all he cares about." "You have no idea what it did to him... what it's still doing to him." "I want to help him, Sam." "Why?" "Because I have to believe he can come back." "You can't save him, Mr. Frodo." "What do you know about it?" "Nothing!" "I'm sorry, Sam." "I don't know why I said that." "I do." "It's the Ring." "You can't take your eyes off it." "I've seen you." "You're not eating." "You barely sleep." "It's taken hold of you, Mr. Frodo." " You have to fight it." " I know what I have to do, Sam." "The Ring was entrusted to me." "It's my task." "Mine!" "My own!" "Can't you hear yourself?" "Don't you know who you sound like?" "We wants it." "We needs it." "Must have the precious." "They stole it from us." "Sneaky little Hobbitses." "Wicked." "Tricksy." "False." "No." "Not master." "Yes, precious." "False." "They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!" "Master's my friend." "You don't have any friends." "Nobody likes you." "Not listening." "I'm not listening." "You're a liar and a thief." "No." "Murderer." "Go away." "Go away?" "I hate you." "I hate you." "Where would you be without me?" "Gollum." "Gollum." "I saved us." "It was me." "We survived because of me." "Not anymore." "What did you say?" "Master looks after us now." "We don't need you." "What?" "Leave now... and never come back." "No." "Leave now and never come back." "Leave now and never come back!" "We told him to go away." "And away he goes, precious." "Gone!" "Gone!" "Gone!" "Smeagol is free!" "Look." "Look." "See what Smeagol finds?" "They are young." "They are tender." "They are nice." "Yes, they are." "Eat them." "Eat them!" "You'll make him sick, you will... behaving like that." "There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys." "What's it doing?" "Stupid, fat Hobbit." "It ruins it." "What's to ruin?" "There's hardly any meat on them." "What we need is a few good taters." "What's taters, precious?" "What's taters?" "Eh?" "Po-ta-toes." "Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew." "Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish." "Even you couldn't say no to that." "Oh, yes, we could." "Spoil a nice fish." "Give it to us raw... and wriggling." "You keep nasty chips." "You're hopeless." "Mr. Frodo?" " Who are they?" " Wicked Men." "Servants of Sauron." "They are called to Mordor." "The Dark One is gathering all armies to him." "It won't be long now." "He will soon be ready." " Ready to do what?" " To make his war." "The last war that will cover all the world in Shadow." "We've got to get moving." "Come on, Sam." "Mr. Frodo." "Look." "It's an oliphaunt." "No one at home will believe this." "Smeagol?" "We've lingered here too long." "Come on, Sam." "Wait!" "We're innocent travelers!" "There are no travelers in this land." "Only servants of the Dark Tower." "We are bound to an errand of secrecy." "Those that claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us." "The enemy?" "His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem." "You wonder what his name is... where he came from." "And if he was really evil at heart." "What lies or threats led him on this long march from home." "If he would not rather have stayed there... in peace." "War will make corpses of us all." "Bind their hands." "It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women." "And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance... that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men." "It's the beards." "This, in turn, has given rise to the belief... that there are no Dwarf women... and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground... which is, of course, ridiculous." "It's all right." "Nobody panic." "That was deliberate." "It was deliberate." "I haven't seen my niece smile for a long time." "She was a girl when they brought her father back dead." "Cut down by Orcs." "She watched her mother succumb to grief." "Then she was left alone, to tend her king in growing fear." "Doomed to wait upon an old man who should have loved her as a father." "Gimli." "No, I couldn't" "I really couldn't." "I made some stew." "It isn't much, but it's hot." "Thank you." " It's good." " Really?" "My uncle told me a strange thing." "He said that you rode to war with Thengel, my grandfather." "But he must be mistaken." "King Theoden has a good memory." "He was only a small child at the time." "Then you must be at least 60." "Seventy?" "But you cannot be 80!" "Eighty-seven." "You are one of the Dunedain." "A descendant of Numenor, blessed with long life." "It was said that your race had passed into legend." "There are few of us left." "The Northern Kingdom was destroyed long ago." "I'm sorry." "Please, eat." "The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane." "It is mine to give to whom I will." "Like my heart." "Go to sleep." "I am asleep." "This is a dream." "Then it is a good dream." "Sleep." "Minlû pedich nin..." "(You told me once...) ...i aur hen telitha." "(...this day would come.)" "Ú i vethed...nâ i onnad. (This is not the end...it is the beginning.)" "Boe bedich go Frodo." "(You must go with Frodo.)" "Han bâd lîn." "(That is your path.)" "Dolen i vâd o nin." "(My path is hidden from me.)" "Si peliannen i vâd na dail lîn." "(It is already laid before your feet.)" "Si boe ú-dhannathach." "(You cannot falter now.)" "Arwen..." "Ae ú-esteliach nad..." "(If you trust nothing else...) ...estelio han..." "(...trust this...) ...estelio ammen." "(...trust us.)" "Where is she?" "The woman who gave you that jewel." "Our time here is ending." "Arwen's time is ending." "Let her go." "Let her take the ship into the west." "Let her bear away her love for you to the Undying Lands." "There it will be ever green." "But never more than memory." "I will not leave my daughter here to die." " She stays because she still has hope." " She stays for you." "She belongs with her people." "Nach gwannatha sin?" "(Is this how you leave?" ")" "Ma nathach hi gwannathachor minuial archened?" "(Did you think you could slip away at first light unseen?" ")" "Ú-ethelithon." "(I shall not return.)" "Estelio guru lîn ne dagor." "(You underestimate your skill in battle.)" "Ethelithach." "(You will return.)" "Ú-bedin o gurth ne dagor." "(I do not speak of death in battle.)" "O man pedich?" "(What do you speak of?" ")" "Edra le men..." "(The way is open to you...) ...men na guil edwen..." "(...the way to another life...) ...haer o auth...a nîr a naeth." "(...away from war...grief, despair.)" "Why are you saying this?" "I am mortal." "You are Elf-kind." "It was a dream, Arwen." "Nothing more." "I don't believe you." "This belongs to you." "It was a gift." "Keep it." "My lord?" "She is sailing to the Undying Lands with all that is left of her kin." "What is it?" " Hama?" " I'm not sure." "Wargs!" "A scout!" " What is it?" "What do you see?" " Warg!" "We're under attack!" "Get them out of here!" "All riders to the head of the column." "Come on." "Get me up here." "I'm a rider." "Come on!" "You must lead the people to Helm's Deep, and make haste." " I can fight." " No!" "You must do this, for me." "Follow me!" " Forward." "I mean, charge forward." " Make for the lower ground!" " That's it!" "Go on!" " Stay together!" "Bring your pretty face to my ax." "That one counts as mine!" "Stinking creature." "Aragorn!" "Aragorn?" "Tell me what happened and I will ease your passing." "He's... dead." "He took a little tumble off the cliff." "You lie." "Get the wounded on horses." "The wolves of Isengard will return." "Leave the dead." "Come." " At last!" " Helm's Deep." "There it is, Helm's Deep." "We're safe!" "We're safe, my lady." "Thank you." " Mama!" " Eothain!" "Freda!" " Where is the rest?" " This is all we could save, my lady." "Take it to the caves." "Make way for the king." "Make way for Theoden." "Make way for the king." "So few." "So few of you have returned." "Our people are safe." "We have paid for it with many lives." "My lady." "Lord Aragorn... where is he?" "He fell." "Draw all our forces behind the wall." "Bar the gate." "And set a watch on the surround." "What of those who cannot fight, my lord?" "The women and children?" "Get them into the caves." "Saruman's arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here." "Helm's Deep has one weakness." "Its outer wall is solid rock... but for a small culvert at its base... which is little more than a drain." "How?" "How can fire undo stone?" "What kind of device could bring down the wall?" "If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall." "Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning... thousands, to storm the Keep." "Tens of thousands." "But, my lord, there is no such force." "A new power is rising." "Its victory is at hand." "This night... the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan!" "March to Helm's Deep!" "Leave none alive!" "To war!" "There will be no dawn for Men." "Look." "There's smoke to the south." "There is always smoke rising... from Isengard these days." "Isengard?" "There was a time... when Saruman would walk in my woods." "But now he has a mind of metal... and wheels." "He no longer cares for growing things." "What is it?" "It's Saruman's army." "The war has started." "May the grace of the Valar protect you." "Brego." "Arwen." "Tollen i lû." "(It is time.)" "I chair gwannar na Valannor." "Si bado, no círar. (The ships are leaving for Valinor." "Go now before it is too late.)" "I have made my choice." "He is not coming back." "Why do you linger here when there is no hope?" "There is still hope." "If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted." "If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king... and all that you hope for comes true... you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality." "Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time..." "Aragorn will die." "And there will be no comfort for you... no comfort to ease the pain of his passing." "He will come to death... an image of the splendor of the kings of Men... in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world." "But you, my daughter... you will linger on in darkness and in doubt... as nightfall in winter that comes without a star." "Here you will dwell... bound to your grief under the fading trees... until all the world is changed... and the long years of your life are utterly spent." "Arwen." "There is nothing for you here... only death." "A im ú-'erin veleth lîn?" "(And I, do I not have your love?" ")" "Gerich meleth nîn, ada." "(You have my love, father.)" "I amar prestar aen." "(The world is changed.)" "Han mathon ne nen." "(I feel it in the water.)" "Han mathon ne chae, (I feel it in the earth,) a han noston ned 'wilith." "(and I smell it in the air.)" "The power of the enemy is growing." "Sauron will use his puppet, Saruman... to destroy the people of Rohan." "Isengard has been unleashed." "The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor... the last free kingdom of Men." "His war on this country will come swiftly." "He senses the Ring is close." "The strength of the Ring-bearer is failing." "In his heart, Frodo begins to understand... the quest will claim his life." "You know this." "You have foreseen it." "It is the risk we all took." "In the gathering dark, the will of the Ring grows strong." "It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of Men." "Men, who are so easily seduced by its power." "The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand... take the Ring for his own, and the world will fall." "It is close now." "So close to achieving its goal." "For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth... even unto to the ending of the world." "The time of the Elves... is over." "Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate?" "Do we let them stand alone?" "What news?" "Our scouts report Saruman has attacked Rohan." "Theoden's people have fled to Helm's Deep." "But we must look to our own borders." "Faramir, Orcs are on the move." "Sauron is marshaling an army." "Easterlings and Southrons are at the Black Gate." " How many?" " Some thousands." "More come every day." " Who's covering the river to the north?" " We pulled 500 men at Osgiliath." "If their city is attacked, we won't hold it." "Saruman attacks from Isengard." "Sauron from Mordor." "The fight will come to Men on both fronts." "Gondor is weak." "Sauron will strike us soon." "And he will strike hard." "He knows now we do not have the strength to repel him." "My men tell me that you are Orc spies." "Spies?" "Now wait just a minute." "Well, if you're not spies, then who are you?" "Speak." "We are Hobbits of the Shire." "Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee." "Your bodyguard?" "His gardener." "And where is your skulking friend?" "That gangrel creature." "He had an ill-favored look." "There was no other." "We set out from Rivendell with seven companions." "One we lost in Moria... two were my kin... a Dwarf there was also." "And an Elf and two Men." "Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and Boromir of Gondor." "You're a friend of Boromir?" "Yes." "For my part." "It will grieve you then to learn that he is dead." "Dead?" "How?" "When?" "As one of his companions, I'd hoped you would tell me." "If something has happened to Boromir, we would have you tell us." "His horn washed up upon the riverbank, about six days past." "It was cloven in two." "But more than this, I know it in my heart." "He was my brother." "Boromir!" "Boromir!" "This city was once the jewel of our kingdom." "A place of light and beauty and music." "And so it shall be once more!" "Let the armies of Mordor know this:" "Never again will the land of my people fall into enemy hands." "This city of Osgiliath has been reclaimed for Gondor!" " For Gondor!" " For Gondor!" " For Gondor!" " For Gondor!" "Good speech." "Nice and short." "Leaves more time for drinking!" "Break out the ale!" "These men are thirsty!" "Remember today, little brother." "Today, life is good." "What?" "He's here." "One moment of peace, can he not give us that?" "Where is he?" "Where is Gondor's finest?" "Where's my first-born?" "Father!" "They say you vanquished the enemy almost single-handedly." "They exaggerate." "The victory belongs to Faramir also." "But for Faramir, this city would still be standing." "Were you not entrusted to protect it?" "I would have done, but our numbers were too few." "Oh, too few." "You let the enemy walk in and take it on a whim." "Always you cast a poor reflection on me." "That is not my intent." "You give him no credit, and yet he tries to do your will." " He loves you, Father." " Do not trouble me with Faramir..." "I know his uses, and they are few." "We have more urgent things to speak of." "Elrond of Rivendell has called a meeting." "He will not say why, but I have guessed its purpose." "It is rumored that the weapon of the enemy has been found." "The One Ring." "Isildur's Bane." "It has fallen into the hands of the Elves." "Everyone will try to claim it:" "Men, Dwarves, wizards." "We cannot let that happen." "This thing must come to Gondor." " Gondor." " It's dangerous, I know." "Ever the Ring will seek to corrupt the hearts of lesser Men." "But you, you are strong." "And our need is great." "It is our blood which is being spilled, our people who are dying." "Sauron is biding his time." "He's massing fresh armies." "He will return." "And when he does, we will be powerless to stop him." "You must go." "Bring me back this mighty gift." "No." "My place is here with my people." "Not in Rivendell." " Would you deny your own father?" " If there is need to go to Rivendell..." " send me in his stead." " You?" "Oh, I see." "A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality." "I think not." "I trust this mission only to your brother." "The one who will not fail me." "Remember today, little brother." "Captain Faramir!" "We found the third one." "You must come with me." "Now." "Down there." "To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death." "They wait for my command." "Shall I shoot?" "The rock and pool Is nice and cool" "So juicy sweet" "Our only wish To catch a fish" "So juicy sweet" "Wait." "This creature is bound to me." "And I to him." "He is our guide." "Please... let me go down to him." "Smeagol." "Master is here." "Come, Smeagol." "Trust master." "Come." "We must go now?" "Smeagol, you must trust master." "Follow me." "Come on." "Come." "Come, Smeagol." "Nice Smeagol." "That's it." "Come on." "Don't hurt him!" "Smeagol, don't struggle." "Smeagol, listen to me." "Master!" "Why does it cry, Smeagol?" "Cruel Men hurts us." "Master tricksed us." "Of course he did." "I told you he was tricksy." "I told you he was false." "Master is our friend." "Our friend." "Master betrayed us." "No." "Not its business." "Leave us alone!" "Filthy little Hobbitses!" "They stole it from us!" "No." "No." "What did they steal?" "My precious!" "We have to get out of here." "You go." "Go, now." "You can do it." "Use the Ring, Mr. Frodo." "Just this once." "Put it on." "Disappear." "I can't." "You were right, Sam." "You tried to tell me but..." "I'm sorry." "The Ring's taking me, Sam." "If I put it on... he'll find me." "He'll see." "Mr. Frodo..." "So this is the answer to all the riddles." "Here in the Wild I have you... two Halflings... and a host of men at my call." "The Ring of Power within my grasp." "A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor... to show his quality." "No!" "Stop it!" "Leave him alone." "Don't you understand?" "He's got to destroy it!" "That's where we're going, into Mordor." "To the Mountain of Fire!" "Osgiliath is under attack." "They call for reinforcements." "Please." "It's such a burden." "Will you not help him?" "Captain?" "Prepare to leave." "The Ring will go to Gondor." "Mae carnen, Brego, mellon nîn." "(Well done, Brego, my friend.)" " He's alive!" " Where is he?" "Where is he?" "Get out of the way!" "I'm going to kill him!" "You are the luckiest, the canniest... and the most reckless man I ever knew." "Bless you, laddie." "Gimli, where is the king?" "Le abdollen." "(You're late.)" "You look terrible." "Hannon le." "(Thank you.)" "A great host, you say?" " All Isengard is emptied." " How many?" "Ten thousand strong at least." "Ten thousand?" "It is an army bred for a single purpose:" "To destroy the world of Men." "They will be here by nightfall." "Let them come!" "I want every man and strong lad able to bear arms... to be ready for battle by nightfall." "We will cover the causeway and the gate from above." "No army has ever breached the Deeping Wall... or set foot inside the Hornburg!" "This is no rabble of mindless Orcs." "These are Uruk-hai." "Their armor is thick and their shields broad." "I have fought many wars, Master Dwarf." "I know how to defend my own keep." "They will break upon this fortress like water on rock." "Saruman's hordes will pillage and burn." "We've seen it before." "Crops can be resown... homes rebuilt." "Within these walls... we will outlast them." "They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages." "They come to destroy its people... down to the last child." "What would you have me do?" "Look at my men." "Their courage hangs by a thread." "If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end... as to be worthy of remembrance." "Send out riders, my lord." "You must call for aid." "And who will come?" "Elves?" "Dwarves?" "We are not so lucky in our friends as you." "The old alliances are dead." " Gondor will answer." " Gondor?" "!" "Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?" "!" "Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?" "!" "Where was Gon...?" "No, my Lord Aragorn... we are alone." "Get the women and children into the caves." "We need more time to lay provisions..." "There is no time." "War is upon us." "Secure the gate." "We Ents have not troubled... about the wars of Men and wizards... for a very long time." "But now, something is about to happen... that has not happened... for an age." "Entmoot." "What's that?" "'Tis a gathering." "A gathering of what?" "Beech." "Oak." "Chestnut." "Ash." "Good." "Good." "Good." "Many have come." "Now we must decide if the Ents... will go to war." "Move back!" "Move to the caves!" "Come on, people!" "Quickly, now!" "We'll place the reserves along the wall." "They can support the archers from above the gate." "Aragorn, you must rest." "You're no use to us half alive." "Aragorn!" "I'm to be sent with the women into the caves." "That is an honorable charge." "To mind the children, to find food and bedding when the men return." "What renown is there in that?" "My lady, a time may come for valor without renown." "Who then will your people look to in the last defense?" " Let me stand at your side." " It is not in my power to command it." "You do not command the others to stay!" "They fight beside you because they would not be parted from you." "Because they love you." "I'm sorry." "Farmers, farriers, stable boys." "These are no soldiers." " Most have seen too many winters." " Or too few." "Look at them." "They're frightened." "I can see it in their eyes." "Boe a hyn (And they should be)" "Neled herain..." "(Three Hundred...) ...dan caer menig (...against Ten Thousand)" "Si beriathar hyn ammaeg na ned Edoras." "(They have more hope of defending themselves here than at Edoras)" "Aragorn nedin dagor hen ú-'erir ortheri." "(Aragorn, they cannot win this fight.)" "Natha daged dhaer." "(They are all going to die!" ")" "Then I shall die as one of them!" "Let him go, lad." "Let him be." "Every villager able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory." "My lord?" "Who am I, Gamling?" "You are our king, sire." "And do you trust your king?" "Your men, my lord... will follow you to whatever end." "To whatever end." "Where is the horse and the rider?" "Where is the horn that was blowing?" "They have passed like rain on the mountains." "Like wind in the meadow." "The days have gone down in the West... behind the hills... into Shadow." "How did it come to this?" "It's been going for hours." "They must have decided something by now." "Decided?" "No." "We only just finished saying... good morning." "But it's nighttime already." "You can't take forever." "Don't be hasty." "We're running out of time!" "Move!" "Move to the outer wall." "Give me your sword." "What is your name?" "Haleth, son of Hama, my lord." "The men are saying we will not live out the night." "They say that it is hopeless." "This is a good sword." "Haleth, son of Hama... there is always hope." "We have trusted you this far." "You have not led us astray." "Forgive me." "I was wrong to despair." "Ú-moe edhored, Legolas." "(There is nothing to forgive, Legolas.)" "We had time, I'd get this adjusted." "It's a little tight across the chest." "That is no Orc horn." "Send for the king." " Open the gate!" " Open up the gate!" "How is this possible?" "I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell." "An alliance once existed between Elves and Men." "Long ago we fought and died together." "We come to honor that allegiance." "Mae govannen, Haldir!" "(Well met, Haldir!" ")" "You are most welcome." "We are proud to fight alongside Men once more." "You could have picked a better spot." "Well, lad, whatever luck you live by, let's hope it lasts the night." "Your friends are with you, Aragorn." "Let's hope they last the night." "A Eruchîn..." "(O, Children of Eru...) ...ú-dano i faelas a hyn..." "(...show them no mercy...) ...an uben tanatha le faelas." "(...for you shall receive none!" ")" " What's happening out there?" " Shall I describe it to you?" "Or would you like me to find you a box?" "Dartho!" "(Hold!" ")" "So it begins." "Tangado a chadad!" "(Prepare to fire!" ")" "Faeg i-varv..." "(Their armour is weak...) ...dîn na lanc..." "(...at the throat...) ...a nu ranc." "(...and beneath the arm.)" "Leithio i philinn!" "(Fire the arrows!" ")" "Did they hit anything?" "Give them a volley." " Fire!" " Fire!" "Send them to me!" "Come on!" "Pendraith!" "(Ladders!" ")" "Good!" "Swords!" "Swords!" "Legolas!" "Two already!" "I'm on 17!" "I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!" "Nineteen!" "Merry." "We have just agreed." "Yes?" "I have told your names to the Entmoot... and we have agreed... you are not Orcs." "Well, that's good news." "And what about Saruman?" "Have you come to a decision about him?" "Now, don't be hasty, Master Meriadoc." "Hasty?" "Our friends are out there." "They need our help." "They cannot fight this war on their own." "War?" "Yes." "It affects us all." "Tree, root and twig." "But you must understand, young Hobbit... it takes a long time... to say anything in Old Entish... and we never say anything... unless it is worth taking... a long time to say." "Seventeen!" "Eighteen!" "Nineteen!" "Twenty!" "Twenty-one!" "Causeway!" "Towards the causeway!" "Is this it?" "Is this is all you can conjure, Saruman?" "Togo han dad, Legolas!" "(Bring him down, Legolas!" ")" "Dago hon!" "(Kill him!" ")" "Dago hon!" "(Kill him!" ")" "Brace the gate!" "Hold them!" "Stand firm!" "Aragorn!" "Gimli!" "Hado i philinn!" "(Hurl the arrows!" ")" "Herio!" "(Charge!" ")" "The Ents cannot hold back this storm." "We must weather such things as we have always done." "How can that be your decision?" "!" "This is not our war." "But you're part of this world!" "Aren't you?" "!" "You must help." "Please." "You must do something." "You are young and brave, Master Merry." "But your part in this tale is over." "Go back to your home." "Maybe Treebeard's right." "We don't belong here, Merry." "It's too big for us." "What can we do in the end?" "We've got the Shire." "Maybe we should go home." "The fires of Isengard will spread... and the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn." "And..." "And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone." "There won't be a Shire, Pippin." "Aragorn!" "Fall back to the Keep!" "Get your men out of there!" "Am Marad!" "(To the Keep!" ")" "Nan Barad!" "(Pull back!" ")" "Haldir!" "Nan Barad!" "(Pull back!" ")" "What are you doing?" "What are you stopping for?" "Nan Barad!" "(Pull back!" ")" "Haldir!" "Brace the gate!" "Hold them!" "To the gate." "Draw your swords!" "Make way!" "We cannot hold much longer!" " Hold them!" " How long do you need?" "As long as you can give me." "Gimli!" "Timbers!" "Brace the gate!" "Come on." "We can take them." "It's a long way." "Toss me." " What?" " I cannot jump the distance!" "You'll have to toss me!" "Don't tell the Elf." "Not a word." "Shore up the door!" " Make way!" " Follow me to the barricade." "Watch our backs!" " Throw another one over here!" " Higher!" "Hold fast the gate!" "Gimli!" "Aragorn!" "Get out of there!" "Aragorn!" "Pull everybody back." "Pull them back." "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "They have broken through!" "The castle is breached." "Retreat!" " Fall back!" " Retreat!" "Hurry!" "Inside." "Get them inside!" "Into the Keep!" "I will leave you at the western borders of the forest." "You can make your way north to your homeland from there." "Wait!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Turn around." " Turn around." "Take us south." " South?" "But that will lead you past Isengard." "Yes." "Exactly." "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed." "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm." "It's the last thing he'll expect." "That doesn't make sense to me." "But then... you are very small." "Perhaps you're right." "South it is, then." "Hold on, little Shirelings." "I always like going south." "Somehow it feels like going downhill." "Are you mad?" "We'll be caught." "No, we won't." "Not this time." "Look!" "Osgiliath burns!" "Mordor has come." "The Ring will not save Gondor." "It has only the power to destroy." "Please... let me go." "Hurry." "Faramir!" "You must let me go!" "And those little family of field mice... that climb up sometimes, and they tickle me awfully." "They're always trying to get somewhere where they..." "Many of these trees were my friends." "Creatures I had known from nut and acorn." "I'm sorry, Treebeard." "They had voices of their own." "Saruman." "A wizard should know better!" "There is no curse in Elvish..." "Entish or the tongues of Men... for this treachery." "Look!" "The trees!" "They're moving!" "Where are they going?" "They have business with the Orcs." "My business is with Isengard tonight... with rock and stone." "Yes." "Come, my friends." "The Ents are going to war." "It is likely... that we go to our doom." "Last march... of the Ents." "Faramir!" "Orcs have taken the eastern shore." "Their numbers are too great." "By nightfall we will be overrun." "Mr. Frodo?" "It's calling to him, Sam." "His Eye is almost on me." "Hold on, Mr. Frodo." "You'll be all right." "Take them to my father." "Tell him Faramir sends a mighty gift." "A weapon that will change our fortunes in this war." "Do you want to know what happened to Boromir?" "You want to know why your brother died?" "He tried to take the Ring from Frodo after swearing an oath to protect him!" "He tried to kill him!" "The Ring drove your brother mad!" "Watch out!" "Mr. Frodo?" "They're here." "They've come." "Nazgul!" "Stay here." "Keep out of sight." "Take cover!" "The fortress is taken." "It is over." "You said this fortress would never fall while your men defend it." "They still defend it." "They have died defending it." "They're breaking in!" "They're past the door!" "Is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the caves?" "Is there no other way?" "There is one passage." "It leads into the mountains." "But they will not get far." "The Uruk-hai are too many." "Tell the women and children to make for the mountain pass." " And barricade the entrance!" " So much death." "What can Men do against such reckless hate?" "Ride out with me." "Ride out and meet them." "For death and glory." "For Rohan." "For your people." "The sun is rising." "Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day." "At dawn... look to the east." "Yes." "Yes." "The horn of Helm Hammerhand... shall sound in the Deep... one last time." "Yes!" "Let this be the hour when we draw swords together." "Fell deeds, awake." "Now for wrath... now for ruin and a red dawn." "Forth Eorlingas!" "Gandalf." "Theoden King stands alone." "Not alone." "Rohirrim!" "Eomer." "To the king!" "Yes!" "A hit." "A fine hit." "Break the dam!" "Release the river!" "Pippin!" "Hold on!" "Hold on, little Hobbits." "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "It's me." "It's your Sam." "Don't you know your Sam?" "I can't do this, Sam." "I know." "It's all wrong." "By rights, we shouldn't even be here." "But we are." "It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo." "The ones that really mattered." "Full of darkness and danger they were." "And sometimes you didn't want to know the end... because how could the end be happy?" "How could the world go back to the way it was... when so much bad had happened?" "Victory!" "We have victory!" "But in the end, it's only a passing thing... this shadow." "Even darkness must pass." "A new day will come." "And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer." "Those were the stories that stayed with you... that meant something." "Even if you were too small to understand why." "But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand." "I know now." "Folk in those stories... had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't." "They kept going... because they were holding on to something." "What are we holding on to, Sam?" "That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo." "And it's worth fighting for." "I think at last we understand one another, Frodo Baggins." "You know the laws of our country, the laws of your father." "If you let them go, your life will be forfeit." "Then it is forfeit." "Release them." "Stay out of the forest!" "Keep away from the trees!" "Final count..." " 42." " 42?" "That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling." "I myself am sitting pretty on 43." " 43." " He was already dead." " He was twitching." " He was twitching... because he's got my ax embedded in his nervous system!" " He doesn't look too happy, does he?" " Not too happy at all, Merry." "Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there." "Oh, yes." "It's a quality establishment." "I hear the staff are very good." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." " The world's back to normal, that's all." " No, it isn't." "I'm starving." "Good luck trying to find something decent around here." "Probably dead rats and moldy bread." "Saruman's storeroom!" "I don't believe it." "It can't be." " It is!" " Longbottom Leaf." "The finest pipe-weed in South Farthing." "It's perfect." "One barrel each." "Wait." "Do you think we should share it with Treebeard?" "Share it?" "No." "No." "Dead plant and all that." "Don't think he'd understand." "Could be a distant relative." "I get it." "Don't be hasty." "Exactly." "Bar-hrum." "This is the old sewer." "Runs right under the river through to the edge of the city." "You'll find cover in the woods there." "Captain Faramir... you have shown your quality, sir." "The very highest." "The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee... where gardeners are held in high honor." "What road will you take once you reach the woods?" "Gollum says there's a path... near Minas Morgul that climbs up into the mountains." "Cirith Ungol?" " Is that its name?" " No." "No!" " Yes." " Frodo... they say a dark terror dwells in the passes above Minas Morgul." " You cannot go that way." " It is the only way." "Master says we must go to Mordor, so we must try." "I must." "Go, Frodo." "Go with the goodwill of all Men." "Thank you." "May death find you quickly if you bring them to harm." "Come on, keep up." "Mr. Frodo didn't mean for them Rangers to hurt you." "You know that, don't you?" "He was trying to save you, see?" "Save me?" "So there's no hard feelings." " Forgive and forget." " No, no, no hard feelings." "Gollum, Gollum." "Yes, master." " Nice Hobbits." " Very decent of you." "Very decent, indeed, Gollum." "Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift." "The battle for Helm's Deep is over." "The battle for Middle-earth is about to begin." "All our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits... somewhere in the wilderness." "I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales." "What?" "I wonder if people will ever say, "Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring."" "And they'll say, "Yes!" "That's one of my favorite stories."" ""Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?"" ""Yes, my boy." "The most famousest of Hobbits." "And that's saying a lot."" "Well, you've left out one of the chief characters:" ""Samwise the Brave."" "I want to hear more about Sam." "Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam." "Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun." "I was being serious." "So was I." ""Samwise the Brave."" "Smeagol?" "We're not going to wait for you." "Come on." "Master." "Master looks after us." "Master wouldn't hurt us." "Master broke his promise." "Don't ask Smeagol." "Poor, poor Smeagol." "Master betrayed us." "Wicked." "Tricksy." "False." "We ought to wring his filthy little neck." "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Kill them both!" "And then we take the precious... and we be the master!" "But the fat Hobbit, he knows." "Eyes always watching." "Then we stabs them out." "Put out his eyeses and make him crawl." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Kill them both." "Yes." "No!" "No!" "It's too risky." "It's too risky." "Where is he?" "Where has he gone?" " Hey, Gollum!" "Where are you?" " Smeagol?" "We could let her do it." "Yes." "She could do it." "Yes, precious, she could." "And then we takes it once they're dead." "Once they're dead." "Come on, Hobbits." "Long ways to go yet." "Smeagol will show you the way." "Follow me."
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"Roll the tape." "Tape rolling." "They're getting ready to pour." "Nothing." "They're no closer to finding the formula than they were five months ago." "Looks like they're packing it up for the night." "I wish they'd either discover that formula or learn to go home at a decent hour." "Who's that?" "That's the new janitor." "The kid's name is Alan Akroy." "A student working his way through botany school or something like that." "Look at that." "Why, that kid!" "He discovered the formula." "There's been a fire at the Whitaker building." "Yeah, I'm looking at the picture in the newspaper right now." "The details as to how the fire started are a little sketchy." "Yeah, that was intentional, Diana." "You see, it seems the Whitaker building housed a lab... where an industrial group was developing a new explosive." "In the middle of a business district?" "Yeah, that's right." "According to our sources... this explosive was supposed to revolutionize the industry." "It was made up of very stable... easily packaged, easily handled chemicals... and only when it was combined with an equally stable catalyst... were they to become volatile." "Looks like somebody found the catalyst." "Just who's behind all this anyway?" "Hopewell International must move, and move quickly." "The fire in the lab we were using means we've succeeded." "It means the product that will bring us billions is finally within our grasp." "No, Rodney, I've been assured the explosion did not occur spontaneously." "Human hands were involved." "The human brain." "Somebody has inadvertently learned the secret of the Explo formula." "Somebody whom we must find and will find... despite any and all interference by our enemies." "You get me BW on the phone." "Who are the enemies that warrant the use of such toxins?" "There are two." "The IADC, and Rudolph Furst Enterprises." "You're absolutely certain that this Alan Akroy caused the fire?" "He was in the room just before everything blew." "They didn't find any bodies." "It looks like he got out." "It also looks like... whatever he accidentally did in that lab... is exactly what those three Hopewell scientists... have been trying to do for the past five months." "Yes, sir." "So it appears that if we find Alan Akroy... and make him tell us exactly what he did in that lab... then we can throw away all of our surveillance equipment... and the Explo formula will be ours, free and clear." "Trouble is, Hopewell knows everything we know about Akroy." "And the IADC would like nothing better... than to keep that Explo formula out of the free-enterprise system." "They've already deployed an agent:" "Diana Prince." "No matter." "I trust you know how important it is... that we be the first to find this Alan Akroy." "Okay, you guys." "There you go." "But I'm warning you, it may be a long time before anybody does this again." "Old Uncle Alan got himself in some fix last night." "About $10 million worth." "Oh, boy." "Cripes!" "Holy cow!" "What a time to find out how far you can go on $6.78... and one lousy change of clothes." "Come on, open up." "For Pete's sake." "Wonder if there's a law against breaking and exiting." "Good morning, Ira." "Good morning, Eve." "Regarding Alan Akroy... have you tapped all the computers in the LA area... that have the name Alan Akroy in their memory banks?" "Affirmative." "The Irac computer will now compile a profile... outlining the most likely behavior." "So we can predict his moves." "That is correct." "Ira, is there anything you can tell us now that will help us find him?" "According to computerized records, he has yet to claim his laundry... at the Clean 'Em Up Company on Orchard Blvd." "Great." "If he's running, he'll probably need those clothes." "I'll get that information to Diana." "She should be landing in Los Angeles any minute now." "Anybody home?" "Yeah?" "Hi." "I have a friend who's got some laundry here." "And I was wondering if you could tell me if he's got it yet." "Maybe." "Name?" "Akroy." "Alan Akroy." "The name's not in the book, but you can check out in back." " Come on, I'll take you on a tour." " What, step into your parlor?" "I bet you always wondered what happens to your clothes... once you surrender them at the door." "Actually, I've always been sort of a do-it-yourselfer... when it comes to cleaning and laundry." " Oh, really?" " Really." " Do you wear polyester?" " No." "If you did, this is what happens to polyester." " That's very interesting." " Yes." "And right here is where we dry-clean the acrylics." "You're not supposed to dry-clean acrylics." "Whoever told you that?" "Okay, now, wait a minute." "What's going on?" "It's Diana Prince from IADC." "Go get her!" "Diana, run!" "All right." "Why were you attacking Diana Prince?" " To get her out of the way." " You're after Alan Akroy, too?" " Yes." " Why?" "Who are you working for?" " Hopewell?" " Furst." "Rudolph Furst Enterprises." " Diana." "How are you?" " Well, I'm not sure." "Rudolph Furst just tried to take me to the cleaners." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Those industrialists play for keeps." "Hopewell and Furst." "You got it." "Furst is in this up to his corporate wallet." "Yeah." "Now, there's a pair to draw to." "You better get over to Furst Enterprises." "I'm on my way, Steve." "What about Akroy?" "I think he's in over his head." "Get a line on him?" " Running." " Any idea where?" "So far, just running." "Stay with it." "Bye." " Hey, come on." "Slow up, will you?" " Alan?" "Look, don't stop." "Just keep running." "Slow up a little bit." "I can't let anybody recognize me." "I'm in big trouble." "What's the matter?" "Did you just get done dumping somebody?" "Come on, this is serious." "I need help, bad." "Yeah, well, why don't you go ask Barbara?" " Or Susan?" "Or Sally" " Come on, you're the only one I can trust." "No, what you mean is I'm the only one you know you can sucker." " What do you need this time?" "Money?" " Hey, come on, slow down, will you?" "I could use $50." " Alan!" " I have an explanation!" "I don't wanna hear your explanations." "They all begin with, "I've met this girl. "" " Meg!" " I can't hear you!" "Listen." "You know the Whitaker building that burned down last night?" "I did that." "That's right, I did that." " You burned down a building?" " Yeah." "It was an accident." "Then turn yourself in." "Are you kidding?" "That building cost $10 million!" "But if it wasn't your fault, then it's okay." "These insurance companies play for keeps, you know." "They'd like nothing better than to pin this on somebody." "Those guys catch up with me and I'm dead." "This is ridiculous." "Oh, honey, I'm sorry." "Listen, Megs." "All I want is a little money so I can get out of town... until this whole thing blows over, that's all." "After buying this disguise, all I've got is $3.60." "Come on." "Help me." "Please?" "It would be worth $50, Alan, just to get you out of my life..." " once and for all." " Great." "Oh, you're a doll." " But I can't get it until tomorrow." " That's okay." "Just keep running." " Now, listen." " What?" "They're probably gonna be watching you in hopes that I'll make contact." "So when you get the money, this is what I want you to do." "You go to the airport, there's an ash can underneath a poster... right next to the phone booth." "Good morning, Ira." "Good morning." "How are you?" "A value judgment." "I am not capable ofbeing anything but accurate." "I am in Washington, D. C. What I am is a computer." "Why I am here is probably the reason you set me in motion." "I'm sorry I asked." "Sorrow is also something" "All right." "Now, are you familiar with Hopewell Enterprises?" "Of course." "Then how about Furst International?" "Both have business and scientific interests on a global basis." "What if I added the name Alan Akroy?" "Am I undergoing an examination of some sort?" "No." "You are supposed to be doing a profile on him." "What do you know about Akroy?" "So far, about the same as I know about John Smith." "Look, Ira, I'm trying to help." "Now, he's involved with them." "The only reason I do not function perfectly at all times... is because humans try to help." "Oh, boy." "Just get me the profile on Alan Akroy." "If you will give me time." "You've got it." "Tick-tock." "You're denying that you hired the men who attacked me?" "Can you prove that I did?" "One of them admitted you did." "What Wonder Woman drags out of people with her lasso... hardly constitutes truth." "I see." "So three men who used to work for you... just happened to be in the laundry and just happened to attack me." "Is that what you're saying?" "How they spend their time when they're not in my employ... is strictly their business." "Enough with the games, okay?" "We both know that we're both after Alan Akroy... who we both thought was gonna be in the laundry." "Alan Akroy?" "You and the way you do business are loathsome, Mr. Furst." "Good day." "The lady's visit was not a long one." "Were you able to plant the homing device?" "Yes, sir." "I'll be on her tail from now on." "I'd advise you to exercise discretion." "The wonders that bail money can work are not infinite in number." "Hey, look." "Don't worry." "She won't spot us." "Thank you very much." "Hi, thanks a lot." "No problem." "You're heading my way." "Glad to help." "You got an appointment someplace?" "Oh, no." "I'm just headed out of town." "I wouldn't worry about catching your bus anymore..." "Alan." "I'm not gonna take a bus." "Hey, how did you know my name?" "Hopewell International has its ways." "Oh, boy." "Just relax and leave the driving to us." "No offense, but no, thank you!" "Listen, no lady private eye's gonna get me!" "So you're leaving town, but you're not going to take the bus." "Ira just finished his profile on Alan Akroy, Diana." "And according to this thing..." "Alan will go into hiding in Bakersfield at the home of a distant cousin." "How does Ira think he'll get there?" "By plane." "The very next economy flight out." "Okay, Steve, I'm on my way." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "Ira says Alan fell in love with the theater in high school... and never quite got off the stage." "So watch for disguises." "Terrific." "Over and out." "Meggie, hi, it's Alan." "Why are you calling me?" "I wanted to know if you put the stuff where I told you to put it." "It's in the trashcan, in a paper bag... underneath the mailbox in front of the visitor airlines counter." "Right." "Megs, you sure nobody saw you put it there?" "Oh, I'm sure." "My Kojak disguise worked like a charm." "Meg, come on." "Look, Alan, the money is there!" "Okay?" "Now, just pick it up and leave me alone for good, okay?" "Listen, there's one more thing." " What?" " Would you water my plants?" "They're only plants." "There's no reason for them to suffer for our mistakes." " Our mistakes?" " You know what I mean." "Oh, my gosh!" "I gotta go." "Water them twice a week and mist whenever you can." "I'll send you a postcard." "Bye-bye." "What do you want?" " Alan Akroy?" " No time." "This man's got all my money!" "I mean, you must've mistaken me for somebody else." "My name's Gerald Sternbach." "I know you're Alan." "Even with that disguise." "And you've got a reason to be paranoid." "But you've gotta trust me." "Sure." "With you holding my coat, I'm supposed to trust you?" " I'm sorry." "Is that better?" " Much." "There's no reason to be afraid." " Nobody ever landed before." " I'm here to help you, okay?" "What about her?" "Thank you, Wonder Woman." "But I can take over from here." "Since I've already met your counterparts at Furst Enterprises... you must be with Hopewell International, Miss..." "BW will do." "Step aside." " Oh, boy." " Just stay behind me." "You'll be all right." " I don't know about this." " Stay behind me." "All right." "Okay." "Only at a distance." " Alan!" " Keep her there." "I wouldn't try to fire this thing if I were you." " You look like you could use some rest." " Yeah." "You just come with me, and you won't ever have to run again." "Fine." "Okay." "Wonderful." "Just take me." "I always hated my cousin in Bakersfield anyway." "Buck up, kid." "You should be flattered." "I mean, this elevator is only used by clients and guests of Mr. Rudolph Furst." "Who the heck is Rudolph Furst?" "I the heck am Rudolph Furst." "So what?" "Am I supposed to get sweaty palms just 'cause you bug your elevator?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Crumple up like a wet paper towel because your name is Rudolph Furst?" "Or throw myself at your mercy because a couple of thugs... pick me up on the street, and put me in the back seat... on the floor in their car and bring me in back doors and stuff?" "You think that scares me?" "You think I don't know what's going on around here?" " Do you know what's going on, Mr. Akroy?" " No, what?" "There's really no need for you to be so emotional." "Just relax." "If you want me to relax, why don't you just call me Alan, for Pete's sakes?" "We all know you're responsible... for burning the Whitaker building to the ground, Alan." "You're an insurance company, hey." "That's great, that's fine." "I've been looking." "Listen, I wanna tell you everything." "Listen, I did it." "It was an accident." "I didn't do it on purpose." "I wanna tell you all about it." "If you've got a confession, I'll sign it." "You got a confession?" " Have you got a pen?" " Alan." "We don't want you to confess to the fire." "We want you to recreate it." " We know it wasn't your fault." " That's right." "It was the result of an explosion." "Those chemicals in that lab that you were working on simply blew up." "That's right." "They blew up because of something you did while working." "Yes, that's right!" "Look, all I was doing was, I was cleaning up the counters... and then I came over to this one..." "Go on." "I want to know why I'm here." "Does it make you nervous when I call you Mr. Akroy?" " Not in the least." " Let me tell you like it really is." "This is a holiday weekend." "And very shortly, this whole building will be empty... for three whole days, with the exception of us." "Because none of us are leaving." "Not until you tell me exactly what you did to cause that fire." " Maybe I don't wanna." " Well, then Mr. Akroy... these next three days may very well be the last three days of your life." " Meg Kellogg?" " Yes?" "I'm Diana Prince with the IADC." "I'd like to ask you a few questions about Alan Akroy." "Fine." "Just don't expect any answers." " Do you know where he is?" " Nope." " Do you have any idea where he might be?" " No." "Alan might be in a lot of trouble." "Look, I don't care." "I really do not care." "That guy has dumped me five times." "First it was the stewardess... then the nurse, teacher's assistant, cashier in the bookstore... and finally the meter maid." "Count them." "Five times." "Little creep." "Why should I care what happens to him?" "I know he phoned you." "I'm not going to answer any questions." "If he's in trouble, nothing can make me happier... unless possibly he fell out of a jumbo jet at 30,000 feet." "Now, listen." "Look, you want to know about Alan?" "Why don't you try asking Susan... or Sally, or Barbara, or Cheri, or Kia, or..." "Something tells me this is a bit of repair work Meg Kellogg did not authorize." "Meg would get off work... be unable to start her car... and you just happen to drop by and offer her a lift." "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna hurt her." "I mean, I just wanted to make sure... she would stay put once I dropped her off at her place." " Without the car" " Right." "Now, get in." "And please, go on." "I just wanted to make it easier for whoever has Akroy to find her." "You see, if the kid doesn't talk, and chances are he won't... then they'll go after her to make him talk." "And when they did, I was going to go after them." "Now you're not going anywhere." "But you can't just leave me here like this." "Let's look at it this way." "When the police come, you can tell them exactly what you were doing there... and if Hopewell balls you out again, you'll be free." "I hope I don't forget to call them." "Bye." "Come on!" "There's gotta be a law against this!" "Really, Mr. Akroy." "You're making this unreasonably difficult." "An exact replica of the lab that was in the Whitaker building... is set up downstairs." "Now, all you need do is go in... and show us precisely what you did to cause the fire." "Oh, sure." "And then what happens after I tell you?" "Then you'll be released." "Right off to Catalina with a custom-made cement-lined suit." "No, thank you." "Mr. Akroy, I'd like you to meet Dr. Black." "Don't tell me he's a dentist." "No, but he will make you tell me exactly what I wish to know." "No way." "And now, Alan..." "I want you to go back to the night of the fire." "I want you to remember... and tell me everything you did... before the fire started." "But you know what, Barbara?" "This is really a very nice apartment." "Come on, Alan." "Think back." " It's the night before the fire." " Oh, yeah." "You are walking up to the Whitaker building." "You're collecting your cleaning equipment." "Kia, this corner over here could use a nice plant." "How about a nice Dieffenbachia amoena?" "You'll like that." "Make him respond to your questions, Doctor." "Listen to me, Alan!" "Now, think back!" "It's Wednesday." "You've got your bucket and your mop." "Look, Cheryl, I'm going to take a nap." "It's been a rough day, okay?" " You fool, you put him under!" " But the dose was minimal!" "Are you trying to tell me that this drug won't work on him?" "Apparently not." "There must be something abnormal in his metabolism." "Of course it's abnormal!" "Why should it be any different than the rest of him?" "Ted, take Dr. Doolittle here home." "And then go pick up the girl." "Which one are you?" "Hi." "It's me, Diana Prince." "We talked before, remember?" "In the gym?" "You talked." "I refused, and I still refuse." "This time I came to talk about you, Meg." "I have reason to believe that you could be in danger." "I can take care of myself." "I always have." "Why would I be in danger, anyway?" "Because of Alan?" "I'm afraid so." "Yeah." "He's really in trouble?" "And because you're someone that's close to him, you could be, too." "I have news for somebody." "He has thrown me over so many times that I couldn't care less if he just goes..." "Oh, boy." "Who am I trying to kid?" "I am in his trailer in the middle of the night... watering his plants, trying to convince you that I hate him." " I'm the one who's in trouble." " It's tough, isn't it?" "To have to do all the giving all the time." "I'm so stupid." "I give and I give and I give, and all he does" "Come to you when he needs help." "He comes to you, Meg." "I mean, that means something, doesn't it?" "I guess so." "No need to panic." "Just relax and enjoy the ride." "You know, it's really funny." "I have dealt with spies from all over the world." "Only now I find out the most ruthless ones are in the business world." "Live and learn, I always say." "You take her up, I'll stay with Miss Disenchanted here." "Cute." "What's gonna happen?" "You are going to convince that turkey upstairs to spill his guts." "I'm not gonna do anything to help you." "All you'll have to do is stand, and pray that Alan is easy to convince." " Diana." " It's okay." "Just do as they tell you, okay?" "Tell Alan to stall." "You guys grabbed the wrong girl, you know?" "You're gonna point that gun to my head and Alan is going to yawn." "He doesn't care about me." "You might just as well have kidnapped an eggplant." "Come in, Miss Kellogg." "Welcome to Rudolph Furst Enterprises." "Megs, I care about you." "What are you talking about?" "You guys bug the elevator around here or something?" "I choose to call it data gathering." "It's amazing what you can learn about what clients say... on their way up to the executive suite." "How could you think I didn't care about you?" " What did I do?" " Alan." "That's right, Alan." "You care about her." "And that's precisely why she's here." "You guys don't fool around, do you?" "Of all the girls they could've brought here, they had to bring up the one that I love." "It's my fault." "I'm sorry, Meg." "Okay, I'll tell you everything you wanna know." "Bring me to the lab." "Just do what they say." "Come on." "Come along, everyone." "The Explo formula awaits rediscovery." "Put that thing away!" "You see?" "An exact replica of the lab you were in two nights ago... complete with all your cleaning implements." "Now, all you will have to do is simply recreate the explosion." "Oh, Alan." "Stall." "There's someone downstairs trying to help us." "There'll be plenty of time for sweet nothings later." "Please, Mr. Akroy." "Begin cleaning." "What time is it, do you know?" "Shortly after 11:00." "Really?" "Oh, good." "I guess I can have my little laugh now." "Seeing as how the real Alan Akroy should have arrived at the IADC... about 5, 10 minutes ago." " What?" " You heard me." "The Alan Akroy you have is a fake, darling." "You're bluffing." "You should have seen the look on the real Alan's face this morning... when we made the switch at the airport." "He's a really funny guy." " I don't believe you." " It really doesn't matter in the least." "By morning the IADC will have the Explo formula." "And what you'll have is something resembling strawberry soda." "And I say you're lying." "But it wouldn't hurt to get a second opinion." "Gently." "Don't forget your coat." "Too much." "I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to start over again." "Now, look, you said you wanted everything... just the same way it was in that other lab before it exploded, right?" "You're gonna have to trust me." "I'm sure that this cleaning solution is crucial, okay?" "Please." "You again." "Diana Prince and I aren't exactly thrilled with you, either." "Allow me to pick a floor." "I'm trapped in here!" "I'm trapped on the first floor!" "Can you get me out ofhere?" "Hey, listen." "You guys don't really want me to do this, do you?" "If these chemicals are the same, this place is gonna go up like a matchbook." "As you'll recall, the explosion resulted from a chain reaction." "We'll have plenty of time, once the reaction starts... to get that beaker over here to this chamber... where the explosion can be contained." "Please continue, Mr. Akroy." "Right." "You know what?" "This isn't the same kind of squirt bottle." "It won't work." "You're stalling, Mr. Akroy!" "Everything is identical to the way it was in the lab that night." "We were watching, remember?" " Tom." " No. wait." "Look." "I'll do it exactly the way I did it, I promise." "Okay." "Here we go." "I always start at the far side of the room, you know." "Left to right, so I'll remember where I am." "I was spraying the counter." "Cleaned off the counter." "Just like that." "Nothing happened." "Came over to here." "Just sort of cleaned off the counter." "Here, and then..." "And I..." "This is where I..." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Why didn't you call the police, instead of running?" "No one wanted to hurt you." "Hey, listen." "The last time I came clean about something... was when I totaled my father's car." " What, and he grounded you for a month?" " A year." "Listen, he didn't tell those two guys anything." "Good." "Because I don't think they're ready to learn what Alan knows." "In fact, I don't think anyone's ready." " I can make you forget." " No!" " Yeah!" " No, we must have that secret!" "Please!" "I can make you forget everything that happened last Wednesday night." "Fantastic!" "Hey, listen." "This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me." "I mean, almost the greatest." "He's telling the truth, you know?" "Diana, what I should've had Wonder Woman make him forget was..." "Barbara and Susan and Cheri and Kia." "Are you sure you can't stay for dinner?" "Alan would be so surprised if you were here." "No, I really am on my way to the airport." "I just checked in to see if Alan worked everything out." "Yeah." "Everybody was very understanding:" "the police, the insurance companies... except for the people at Hopewell International and Furst Enterprises." "I don't think they're ever gonna forgive Wonder Woman... for doing what she did to Alan." "Those two companies carried the spirit of competition a little too far." "They needed to be taught a lesson." "By the way, how are things working out with you and Alan?" "Oh, terrific." "You know what he said up there in that office?" "He said I was the only girl he ever cared about." "I guess it took all those other girls to make him realize that." "Come on, Ronnie, up here." "I really appreciate you doing this for me." "I hope you've got time." "I have plenty of time." "Just a little nervous about all this." " Megs, what are you doing here?" " Cooking you dinner." "It was supposed to be a surprise." "I had no idea... however, that you were going to be bringing dessert!" "Or maybe I should just call her Number Six, okay?" "Hey, listen!" "She answered an ad from the newspaper!" "She's gonna water my plants while we're gone." " Gone where?" " On our honeymoon." "Alan, you've never asked me to marry you." "You never asked me to ask you." "You never asked me to ask you to ask me." "You never asked me to ask you to ask you to ask me." "But you never asked me to ask you" "You never asked me to ask you" "You never..." "Why don't you ask?" " Okay." " Alan." "So I'm asking." "So, okay, I will."
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"Are you from the Star Wars universe?" " Were you in the original trilogy?" " Yes." "Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?" "God, I hope not." "And no, I'm not Princess Leia." "Okay." "My turn." "Are you in all six Star Wars movies?" " Yes." " Interesting." "Are you a droid?" "Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?" " C-3PO." " You got it." "That's preposterous." "I do not resemble C-3PO." "Don't get me wrong." "I'm flattered." "I just don't see it." "Leslie Winkle." "You've reached "Friends with Benefits."" "For a booty call, press one now." "What exactly does that expression mean," ""friends with benefits"?" "Does he provide her with health insurance?" "Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, but you were free to date whoever you wanted." "I'm sorry." "I can't imagine any of that." " All right." "Back to the game." " I believe it's my turn." "You may begin your questions whenever you're ready." "Are you Spock?" "I don't like this game." "So, where were we?" "Aren't you leaving for your booty call?" "No, it was something else." "Why does everything have to be about sex with you?" "Come on." "Whose turn is it?" " We were up to you." " Great." "Just start." "Let's see." "Are you from a TV series?" "She dumped me!" "I bet he's someone from Babylon 5." "We're never going to get it." "Subtitles:" "The FWT Team" "What happened?" "Why did she dump you?" "I don't know." "She just said, "Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."" "Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone." "I don't understand." "If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?" "He obviously had feelings for her." "Of course I had feelings for her." "I saw her naked, for God's sake." "Okay, you just need to get your mind off it." "Do you want to go to the comic book store?" " Maybe go see a movie?" " I don't want to go anywhere." "You know," "I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems." "They can replace them with new problems, such as alcoholism, gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases." "Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?" " I've never been there." "Have you?" " Me?" "No." "I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers." "It could be fun." "My weekend's wide open, now that..." "Okay, let's do this." "Let's go to Las Vegas." "Now?" "Right now?" "Why not?" "People do things "right now," all the time." "Why can't we be "right now" people, too?" "Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people." "I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription, but after that, we'll go right now." "What do you say, Howard?" "I say..." ""Vegas, baby!"" " What are you gonna tell your mother?" " "Sea World, baby!"" " Are you coming?" " I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal." "Great." "We'll bring you back a t-shirt." "Thank you." "Hello, neighbor." "Hello, Sheldon." "And how are you this fine evening?" " Great." " Good." "I'm glad." "Really?" "Are you drunk?" "I'm just in a good mood." "While my compatriots are in Las Vegas," "I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude." "That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?" "You know, I'm in such a good mood," "I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today." "What smells so good?" "That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer, a perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds." "Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes, it contains a generous helping of peanuts, which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister." "And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable within minutes." "Yum." "Well, enjoy your big evening." "I realize you're also on your own tonight, so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do, please do not disturb me." "Have fun, Sheldon." "I shall." "What's wrong, Superman?" "Locked out of your big ice thingy?" "Look at this." "Mouthwash, lotion, body wash." "Shampoo and conditioner together in one tiny bottle." "I love Las Vegas." "Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?" "Black case, top compartment." "That's a lot of cologne." "First row are your musks." "Second is woods, leathers and botanicals." "Third is assorted pheromones." "Tread lightly." "That's the spirit, Howard." "Yes, we can." "Let's go." "You guys go ahead." "I just have to finish up an email." "That's not an email." "That's Leslie's Facebook page." "Okay, fine." "I'm checking her Facebook page." "Look at her status update." "She's saying she dumped me." "People need to know I dumped her." "But she did dump you." "Grow up, Raj." "There's no place for truth on the Internet." "Just go." "I'll catch up with you." "All right." "We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky." "Okay, if I get lucky," "I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City, and... if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon." "Sounds like a plan." "Hang on." "I think the emergency key is around here somewhere." "We have a bowl." "Our keys go in a bowl." "You should get a bowl." "So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place?" "I left them in the bowl." "I just remembered where the emergency key is." "Where?" "In your apartment." " What's it doing in my apartment?" " I went in there a few weeks ago and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there." "You went in my..." "Why would..." "What are you saying?" "It's not a big deal." "I was making coffee and I ran out of milk." "You're the milk thief!" "Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter." "All right." "Just calm down." "I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door." "Eat your dinner here while you're waiting." "Eat?" "My dinner?" "In your apartment?" "Why not?" "Sure." "Why not?" "And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup and go skinny-dipping down at the creek." "'Cause today's the day to stop making sense." "Thanks." "I'm telling you, Leonard..." "video slots... free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95." "Disneyland can suck it." "This is the real happiest place on earth." "Dude, check it out!" "That's laundry for a month!" "Hi." "Hello." " What's your name?" " Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali." "Hello, Rajesh Ra..." "Hi, Rajesh." " I'm Michaela." " Hello, Michaela." "So, you interested in a little party?" "Why, yes, I love to party." "Party is my middle name." "Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan." " Can I talk to you for a moment?" " Not now." "Michaela's inviting me to a party." "You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you." "Yeah." "I really need to talk to you." "Excuse me." "I'll be right back." "Don't go anywhere." "Don't move." "Just stay the beautiful, unspoiled American flower that you are." "What's wrong with you, dude?" "That woman was all up in my jammy." "Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but..." "I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute." "What?" "Let me put it this way:" "In your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked straight up to you in a bar and asked if you wanted to party?" "Maybe I can save her." "Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try." "It was lovely meeting you." "Best of luck in your future endeavors." "Whatever." "I miss her already." "Howard's losing it." "Check out his latest Twitters." ""I'm at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss." ""My life is meaningless." "My future is without hope."" "Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?" "You think that'd help?" "USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."" "I don't know, Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy." "It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker." "She's exactly his type; a hooker." "You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up." "We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker." ""I'm so lonely and horny," ""I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."" "I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate." "So how was your day?" "Are you trying to make small talk?" "Sweetie, you really don't have to." "No, it's the accepted convention." "How was your day?" "They shifted my schedule around at the restaurant," " so my hours are gonna be..." " I'm sorry." "That's not going to interest me at all." "Just eat." "Hello again." "Hi." "Listen..." "If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could..." " We were wondering..." " If you're really a prostitute." " You guys cops?" " No." "I'm a prostitute." "Okay, great." "The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps." "And we thought maybe you could cheer him up." "With sex." "I think she knows what I meant." "How when you beat around the bush?" "She's from the mean streets where they shoot from the hip and keep it real." "Don't worry." "I can take good care of your friend." "Okay, terrific." "Listen, is there a way that we can do this where he doesn't know that you're a, you know..." "Prostitute." "You want the girlfriend experience." "Yes." "Yeah, exactly." "The girlfriend experience." "Actually, if it's not too much to ask, could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?" "Okay, that's question 20." "You have to guess." "I don't know, Sheldon." "Are you Star Wars?" "How can one person be a whole movie?" "I give up." "Can we just do something else?" "Fine." "I was Spock." "Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?" "What?" "Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?" "Where did that even come from?" "Did he say we were?" "No, Leonard said nothing." "But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?" "Just mail, no benefits." "I see." "Why are you asking?" "I'm curious about the whole social construct." "On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite, assuming one is afflicted with such, without emotional entanglement, that seems eminently practical." "What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl." "Some people just can't handle that kind of relationship." "Can you?" "Excuse me?" "Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment?" "I really... don't want to talk about this with you." "Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?" "Of course it's making me uncomfortable." "Can't you tell?" "I really have no idea." "I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions..." "I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!" "Thank you." "That's very helpful." "All right, where are these amazing shrimp?" "Behold." "Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm?" "A little baby." "I'm going back to the room." "Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?" "Hi, there." "Howard Wolowitz." "Esther Rosenblatt." "I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here." "Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?" "It wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind, but it's the one I'm going with." "I can't sleep on your couch." "I sleep in a bed." "And given its dimensions, I have no intention of living out Snickering's beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall." "What?" ""There was a tall man from Cornwall" ""whose length exceed his bed." ""My body fits on it, but barely upon it," ""there's no room for my big Cornish head."" "All right, I will give you my bed on one condition:" "that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours." "May I say one last thing?" "Only if it doesn't rhyme." "All right." "Good night." "Turn-ons?" "Let me see." "Reading a good book in front of the fire, long walks on the beach... and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger." "Really?" "Me, too!" "Oy, gevalt, you're hot." "Excuse me for a moment." "How's it going?" "Cut the crap." "You set this up, didn't you?" "She's a hooker, isn't she?" "A prostitute, yes." "You already gave her the money?" "Thank you!" "What?" "I can't sleep." "Maybe that's because your hole is still open." "I'm homesick." "Your home is 20 feet from here." "20 feet, 20 light-years, it doesn't matter." "It's in a galaxy far, far away." "Damn it." "What do you want me to do?" "Sing Soft Kitty." "That's only for when you're sick." "Homesick is a type of being sick." "Come on, do I really have to?" "I suppose we can stay up and talk." "Soft kitty" "Warm kitty" "Little ball of fur" "Happy kitty" " Sleepy kitty." " Sleepy kit..." "Start over." "Soft kitty" "Warm kitty" "Little ball of fur" "Happy kitty" "Sleepy kitty" "Purr, purr, purr" "Thank you for letting me stay here." "You're welcome, sweetie." "Okay, I'm sleepy now." "Get out." "Good." "You're finally home." "What were you doing at Penny's?" "Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night." "You'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits.""
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"[Chattering] ?" "[Man Singing Rock]" "?" "[Fades]" "Look at that." "[Laughs]" "You know, more sociologists should come to these charity bashes." "What, kind of like reverse slumming?" "Well, for the sake of enlightenment." "I mean, isn't it tribal?" "Everyone trying not to step on the wrong toes in a mating dance for the overprivileged." "Are you just here to watch?" "And to make a few business contacts." "But I guess I am a bit of a voyeur." "How about you, Mr. Burnett?" "You have any confessions to make?" "Well, me and my partner, we're here to size up the situation, and if, uh, something should happen to turn up—" "Does that something have strictly to do with business?" "Absolutely not." "Mmm." "In fact— In fact, the gentleman that we came here to see... is leaving and going back to his apartment." "Ah— Can't wait, huh?" "Uh, Christine Von Marburg, this is my partner, Ricardo Cooper, who promises to improve his timing." "Pleasure." "Hi." "Money is not made lying' in the shade." "My conscience." "Hmm." "Uh, I guess this really is urgent." "I'll call you sometime." "I'm not listed." "Don't worry about it." "?" "[Continues]" "?" "[Fades] [Sighs]" "So shut it off." "[Engine Stops]" "I wish I had a nickel for every minute I've spent... out in front of some joker's apartment, waiting for him to come out after having been... in some nice, warm sheets." "Yeah, I hope Symington's quick." "C-Come on, Ali!" "[Laughs]" "Wait." "Here." "Ali, not out here." "Come on." "?" "[Continues] Come on." "[Screams]" "Is it Symington?" "It ain't the bluebird of happiness." "?" "[Ends]" "He had an M.B.A. From Harvard." "Would've done him more good if he'd have used it for a parachute." "He must've had some very unhappy customers." "I thought guys in his line of work got even by cheating at golf." "[Crockett] Whoever gave him the flying lessons wasn't a country-clubber." "I'm guessin' he was laundering money for some new player and got sticky fingers." "The girl?" "Gonzo." "She didn't even come down to check the poor sap's pulse." " Yeah, the only way she could've killed him was in the bed." " [Chuckles]" "There's no other suspects?" "Tubbs and I will check with the society dame that threw the party." "Maybe she'll know something about the girl." "[Typing]" "Come on, Sonny." "We gotta step on it." "Rich women don't wait." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I know." "[Paper Rips]" "[Man] You let her get away?" "[Man #2] She runs kinda fast." "Now his death looks like what it was—murder." "And Ali is still wandering around out there with a tale to tell." "But I thought you hired her." "Idiotsl Both of you." "Are you so used to jail that you think of it as some sort of vacation?" "Hmm?" "If the police get to her, she's going to identify you." "And if the police arrest you—" "We're not that way, Mr. Togaru." "Why not spare us all the anxiety of waiting to find out?" "Hmm?" "Kill her." "[Woman] Well, it certainly put a damper on my party." "Honestly, I couldn't have been more surprised." "Murder." "Dear Charles." "You see, this type of thing just doesn't happen in our circle." "We're more likely to get robbed." ""Give me your money." "Hand over those municipal bonds."" "But murder— Murder, it's just so... lower-class." "[Chuckles] You have to forgive me." "Sometimes I'm such a princess." "Yes, well, uh, just a couple more questions, and then we'll let you grieve in private." "Oh." "You're so kind." "Uh, the girl that was with Symington— Do you happen to know her name?" "Yes." "Ali." "Oh, ravishing." "But definitely not a murderess." "Well, lady, we're not accusing her of anything." "We just wanna talk to her." "Do you happen to know where she lives or a phone number or maybe even a last name?" "No, no, I'm afraid not." "Did she ever say where she worked?" "She's a model." "That much I know." "Uh, as a matter of fact, she was very excited." "She had just gotten some new pictures for her portfolio." "[Chuckles]" "Rather risqué, from what I understand." "But, you know, when you're a girl who looks like that, you can get away with anything." "Uh, would you happen to know the modeling agency she's with?" "No." "Oh." "Okay." "Uh—" "I do think I have the photographer's name." "You know, actually I was thinking of having some pictures taken myself." "You know, for my husband." "A gift." "Yes, here it is." "DeLa Moreno." "Strange name, isn't it?" "[Tubbs Laughs]" ""Boudoir photography by I. dela Moreno." Oh, man." ""Paris, Rome, New York, Miami and San Juan."" "The only way this guy ever got to any of these places is from extradition." "This reminds me of my first massage parlor bust." "You look on the rap sheet, Izzy was probably running' the joint." "Izzy?" "Go away, huh?" "Come on." "Open up." "You got no right." "You know that?" "You're "defecating" the First Amendment." "Open this door, or I'm gonna pull you through that peephole." "You got it?" "[Spanish] Huh?" "Huh?" "Come on!" "One second." "It's stuck on this side." "Push on your side." "No, no, you're pushing the wrong way." "Push on this—" "Don't pull on itl" "Open this door!" "It's stuck." "You'll have to come around." "There we go." "We got it." "Come on in." "Shhl She's havin' a private moment." "That's the—That's the cornerstone of the Strasberg inner technique." "Dorinda." "Dorinda, don't break character now." "Don't break it." "[Screams]" "I thought we were supposed to be alone!" "Get up—" "Back on that stage!" "Get—" "Izzy, what are you doing with these women, takin'it out in trade?" "Have some respect, Crockett, huh?" "I will do whatever is necessary to attain attitudinal pomposity, and that includes the arousal of certain photogenic voluptuaries." "Okay, enough of the mysto-babble, you Hispanic Hugh Hefner." "[Tubbs] You ever photograph a model named Ali?" "Brunette." "Lots of hair, lots of inseam." "Like a lawyer and a priest, when I'm "immoralizing" women—" "[Makes Whooshing Sound] Sacred vows." " Oh, I get it." "Kinda like a monk." " Exactly." "Uh-huh." "The only difference is the monastery you're gonna go back to... doesn't believe in chastity... or abstinence." "Cops and priests." "Whenever I see 'em, I got a weird feeling..." "I gotta make some kind of confession." "Now you're gettin' warm." "I'm sizzling, mon ami." "Ali." "There you go." "Nice posture." "Mm-hmm." "Uh, does she have a last name, or did that come off with her clothes?" "Ali Ferrand, Ali Ferrand, Ali Ferran— 1207 Portofino." "14A." "You want me to go with you, maybe knock on the front door?" "Uh, thank you, no." "What happened to your neck?" "Uh, this is the, uh," "Erich von Stroheim school of directors." "It's European discipline." "It's a grand illusion, no?" "Don't get your thumb in front of the lens, pal." "Dorinda?" "Darling, come out." "It's all right." "Now, listen, this time remember your subtext, okay?" "[Crockett] Aha." "Looks like our little lady left in a hurry." "Well, at least we know she can pass a current events exam." "How far do you think it scared her— across town, out of town?" "I hope scared is all she is." "Come on." "We'll put Switek on the building." "[Crockett] Yes, ma'am, I am persistent." "No, no, no, no, sorry." "How I got your number is a trade secret." "Tell you what though." "We can discuss it over dinner tonight." "You know Emilio's?" "What do you mean "too well"?" "By "too well," I meant that this is where..." "I broke up with my last significant other." "[Laughs] And how long were you with this, uh, significant other?" "For about a year, but I should've moved out after a week." "And why is that?" "Uh-uh." "It's my turn to ask questions." "Just what is it you do that gives you access to unlisted phone numbers, mine for example?" "Oh, a little of this, a little of that." "Let me guess." "You're a jewel thief... or maybe a traveling evangelist or maybe a gigolo." "[Laughs] None of the above." "How about you?" "I have a company called C.V.M. Enterprises, and its existence makes me an entrepreneur." " Meaning?" " Do a little of this— and a little of that." "And a little of that." "Uh-huh." "I got it." "We better get outta here before somebody puts a lie detector on us." "[Both Laugh]" "Um, at Brown, I minored in theater, and, um, I was kinda hooked on Shakespeare." "I can't believe anybody reads all that." "[Laughs]" "Thank you for a wonderful night." "Ah." "I guess that means it's over." "For now." "Can I try again tomorrow night?" "I'd be real disappointed if you didn't." "Good night." "[Crying]" "Ali?" "What's the matter?" "Christine, you—you always said that you would help me, right?" "Come here." "What?" "Chuck— Chuckie." "Chuckie." "They killed Chuckie." " What?" " They killed Chuckie." "Oh, God!" "I got away." "Oh, God." "I'm so scared." "It's okay, honey." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Oh." "Every time the light hits her in a different way, I see somethin'new about her." "She's read Shakespeare, and she likes that, uh," "Postimpressionist art or whatever the hell it is." "Then last night, she asked me what I think about Buddy Holly." "As a singer or as a totem figure?" "Hey, suck eggs, pal, all right?" "Oh, boy." "Sonny, man, you don't even know what this chick does for a living." "She makes mucho dinero." "I can tell you that." "Fine." "Wonderful." "But what's Miss Make Plenty of Bucks gonna say when you tell her you're a cop?" "[Sighs]" "So far we got zip." "The apartment must've given you something." "Yeah, it told us she was gone." "Gina, Trudy, I want you to dig up as much as you can on—" "Ali Ferrand." "F-E-R-R-A-N-D." "She's a model." "Ali as in Muhammad Ali?" "What else?" "[Chuckles] I like her already." "According to Homicide, everyone around Symington said he was a Boy Scout." "Then it's gettin' harder to win merit badges." "Keep me informed." "[Cowbells Clang]" "[Panting]" "Mes amis, man." "You can't leave." "We just got here." "I knew she was married." "Shut up and get back inside, pip-squeak." "I knew that she was, but, you know, it's okay, though." "I'm a boudoir photographer." "That's all." "Boudoir." "You know what a boudoir is?" "It's like a bed." "It's got, like, lacy curtains and a tent over the top of it." "It's tremendous architecture, and you know what they say about architecture?" "It's like frozen music." "Well, Goethe said it, not me." "You know what I mean?" "It's just that— that all boudoirs have—" "The important thing is the bounty, and that's a woman." "You know, women who are not afraid to take off their clothes in front of people, you know, and, uh—" " Ali Ferrand." " No, that's not her." "Excuse me." "Could you please put that down, huh?" "L— I thought we were gonna have a meaningful "diabolical" here." "But, listen, I'm no reluctant witness." "Ali Ferrand." "Yeah, the phone number's in that desk right over there." "If you want, I— Let me go, uh, help you get it." "What reward do I get, huh, for telling you that Godzilla and Rodan came by and "immortalized" me?" "You ever seen 'em before?" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "I photograph beautiful women, not meatballs!" "Those momos!" "How'd they know about you anyway?" "The truth." " She's a hooker." " What?" "She's a hooker!" "Who?" "Ali Ferrand!" "Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?" "'Cause you didn't ask." "The next time you withhold information from me, pal," "I'm gonna have a little chat with your parole officer, and then you're gonna get to go play "hide the soap"!" "You'd do that, wouldn't you?" "You'd "defoliate" my freedom?" "That's right." "You've got it." "Was she freelance?" "No, she worked for this escort service." "Caprice." "I do a lot of their photos." "From now on, you're sending copies to the Vice office." "That phone doesn't work." "You gotta use the pay phone." "You don't need any change." "I've already rigged it." "If you wanna call long distance, you can use this one down here." "L—" "[Line Ringing]" " Switek." " Yeah, you caught me right in the middle of a magic trick." "Yeah, what a coincidence." "Get ahold of Gina and Trudy." "Have 'em track down and do a check on the Caprice Escort Service." "Any sign of Ali?" "No, if you ask me, she's never comin' back." "Yeah, well, nobody asked ya." "And while you're at it, keep an eye out for the couple of leg-breakers that just paid Izzy a visit." "Oh, they break his legs?" "We couldn't get that lucky." "Ali, you know the last thing that I wanna do... is throw you out on the street." "But I just, um, really think that I need a little bit of—" "Privacy." "Privacy." "Don't worry about it, honey." "I'm leavin'." "I figured you were gonna walk in with him last night." "I didn't know which bedroom to hide in." "Is it serious?" "I think so." "Yeah, it's serious." "Well, then maybe you can keep me up to date." "That is, if you accept collect calls." "'Cause think I better get out of town for a while." "You're sure?" "Yeah." "God, yeah." "Well, you can always come back here." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Well, if I do, I'll certainly give you plenty of warning." "I was telling a friend of mine about you today." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "What were you doin', describing' the noise my head made when it ran into the Berlin Wall?" "Berlin Wall?" "Your front door." "[Laughs] Come on." "It wasn't that bad, was it?" "No, just painfully refreshing." "So you're not happy?" "Oh, no, I'm happy." "Yeah?" "I could be happier." "Is there anything that I could help you with?" "Yeah, I'm sure you could." "Do you have something specific in mind?" "Well, if pressed, I could probably come up with something." "?" "[Man Singing]" "?" "[Continues]" "?" "[Ends]" "Explanations." "If I'd have gotten a little closer, I might've been able to recognize her." "But you can't do a stakeout from someone's front porch, can you?" "[Crockett] Listen, Marty, there's no way he could've guessed she was gonna wear a wig." "[Tubbs] It was a long shot that she'd even come back here." "The killers did not wear wigs." "Security's a rumor in this joint." "You could sneak a 747 in here from a million places." "I talked to the neighbors." "There's a couple girls about Ali's age... said she was not trickin' from this apartment." "They looked like they know what they're talking about." "Thank you." "Tubbs and I'll check out Caprice." "Caprice." "Caprice, that's, uh, "C." [Beeps]" "Caprice." "Oh, look at this." "Christine's office is here too." "Does Christine know who her neighbors are?" "So what are you wearing?" "Ooh, are they nice and tight?" "Why don't you just relax for me?" "Sinful Cindy." "Don't be afraid." "Okay." "Pain is pleasure." "I'll take care of you." "[Chattering]" "I'll tell you anything you want to hear." "Just give me your credit card number first." "If you want an escort, let me have your name and phone number, and I'll call you right back." "Fauntleroy?" "[Scoffs] Is that your first name or your last name, hon?" "No, no." "I need your name." "Look, someone just came in." "Why don't you, uh, call me back when you're ready to tell the truth or, uh," "Fauntleroy gets its own listing, okay?" "Sorry, fellas." "No walk-ins." "Strictly outcall." "Well, maybe you can make an exception in our case?" "For the police?" "Anything." "Being a strictly legitimate small business, it's our pleasure to cooperate with the man." "Well, that's good." "We got a little bad news for ya though." "One of your girls got herself killed last night—Ali Ferrand." "She was always screwing something up." "How 'bout a list of, uh, some of those somethings... or someone she might have been involved with in the past week or so?" "It's in the computer somewhere." "Well, I sure hope you're computer friendly." "I'm just friendly." "How 'bout your boss?" "Maybe he could help us?" "Can't say." "Who is your boss?" "I can't say that either." "Okay, I'll tell you what you do." "You tell your boss to get us that information and phone it in to this number." "Tell him not to make me get a warrant now." "Because that'll make me mad." "And then I'm gonna clear my desk of all my other cases... and make his life one living hell for the next six months." "So what do you think?" "Well, I think since we're here, I may as well stop in and say hello to Christine." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, Christine Von Marburg, please." "And do you have an appointment?" "Uh, just tell her Sonny Burnett's here." "[Woman] Burnett." "Sonny?" "Hi!" "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "No, I'm fine." "I just had some upsetting news." "This land that we wanted to buy and build condos on, the competition just outbid us." "Oh." "What kind of fool would sell to your competition?" "Don't they know you're businesswoman of the year?" "You're kidding." "Front page." "Well, chamber of commerce is easily swayed." "Well, congratulations." "Yeah, congratulations." "Thanks." "Well, this calls for a little celebration." "How about if I take you to dinner tonight?" "[Sighs] I don't think so." "Hey, hey, are you giving me the brush-off, lady?" "No, nothing like that." "Then I'll be by at around, uh, 8:00... with a pizza and a bottle of champagne." "Okay, but no anchovies on the pizza." "You got it." "Okay." "All I know about you is that you drive a Testarossa and you live on a boat." "I mean, I don't even know where your office is." "[Chuckles]" "Me and Cooper move too fast to have one." "Well, what if I wanted to send you a present for your birthday?" "You don't even know when my birthday is." "You see?" "That's another secret that you're keeping from me." "July 29." "There, you satisfied?" "At last, the shroud of mystery begins to lift." "Okay, your turn." "You gotta tell me one of your secrets now." "Tell me." "Tell me somethin'." "Well, what are you interested in?" "Um— Oh, wait, wait." "I know." "I'm a TV star." "What?" "Tomorrow, I'll be on Miami at Midday." "You know, from the— that award I got." "No kidding?" "Yeah, you promise you'll watch?" "I promise, if you promise you'll remember me when you make the big time." "There, there." "I promise when it's over, I'll come right back to you." "You better." "If I don't, I'm crazy." "...doesn't take your breath away, then I think you'd better move to Cleveland for a while." "Greetings, everybody." "We're coming to you from the Port of Miami, and I think we have a very special show for you." ""Special" certainly is an adjective that's been used to describe the woman to my right." "This is Christine Von Marburg." "She is a very successful businesswoman, chairman ofher own corporation, C. V.M. Enterprises, and just named by the Miami Chamber of Commerce... one of the three outstanding businesswomen of the year." "She's lovely, obviously, and I think we're going to find out that she's also rather intriguing." "Comfortable?" "Yes." "It's too nice of a day not to be." "I'd venture to say you've been comfortable all your life." " [Christine] Why is that?" " Your late father, Klaus Von Marburg, heir to millions in German munitions, and, of course, your mother, the former Elizabeth Babbitt, with a pedigree that traces all the way back to the Pilgrims." "And as for you, after one of the decade's most lavish debutante parties— Shh!" "I think you should read this." "Trudy, not now." "I gotta watch this." "... graduated with honors in history." "And that's why I was frankly flabbergasted at the report from our research people... on a month-long investigation into your background." "Why is that?" "Well—" "A goodly portion of your annual high six-figure salary... is derived from ladies of the night." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Well, the telephone company may call it the "Caprice Escort Service,"" "which certainly sounds respectable, but you're running a string of prostitutes." "Ms. Von Marburg, you're a madam." "[Christine Clears Throat] [Man] How did you get into the business?" "That's what I was trying to tell you." "I'm sorry." "I really don't— don't know what you're talking about." "Did you do any of this yourself?" "Were you involved in actually turning tricks yourself, or was this just something you saw as a business opportunity?" "Um, I—I don't think that we should continue this conversation." "[Trudy Sighs] L" " It was just luck that I found it." "I ran all Florida corporations—nada." "Then I ran all the U.S. Corporations." "Finally, I tried foreign corporations with subsidiaries doing business in Florida." "Caprice is owned by a holding company in the Dutch Antilles, which is subsidiary of a Delaware corporation, and the principal stockholder is Christine Von Marburg." "I just got a phone call from downtown." "We're to pick up a madam by the name of Christine Von Marburg." "Gina, Trudy, please." "First a junkie, now a hooker." "I think I've been in the business too long." "I'm startin' to fall for the players." "Rico, do me a favor." "Pull the phone records on Christine Von Marburg... and Charles Symington." "What a tangled web these criminal virtuosos weave." "Not exactly pimps cutting hookers in half on vacant lots." "No, our guy has a little different style." "He strangles them and then drops 'em off buildings." "Christine made 42 calls in three months." "Symington?" "Yeah." "Eight calls in the past two weeks before Symington took the big belly flop." "Guy named Kenneth Togaru." "I never heard of him." "[Man] You have now." "See, eight holding companies later, there he is— chairman and C.E.O. Of the Bigham Group." "Got some interesting associates too." "Charles Symington." "He was chief financial adviser." "And there she is— Christine Von Marburg." "I'd like to talk to the lady." "Christine?" "It's okay." "I'll be outside if you need me." "Fine." "A setup?" "I never had a clue." "I tricked you, you tricked me." "I mean, pardon the pun." "Pretty clever, aren't we?" "I got my reasons." "What are yours?" "First, it was the excitement, a private joke on my oh-so-respectable family." "[Inhales, Exhales] Then it became a job." "And the money was just too good to be true." "And it was mine." "But, Sonny," "I never did any hooking." "It's your life." "It's the truth." "I want you to know." "Since you're in the mood for telling the truth, tell me about Symington." "I just arranged a date for him." "And made sure Togaru knew all about it." "How'd Symington wind up in the soup?" "He was laundering money." "Not all of it came out in the wash." "Skimming?" "Yeah." "What about your girl Ali?" "What'd she have to do with it?" "She was an innocent bystander." "Tell me about Kenneth Togaru." "He was a client who became a friend." "A very good friend." "[Sighs] He was my mentor in the corporate world." "I owed him." "Enough to take a murder rap for him?" "Business is business." "I don't wanna go to jail." "That's good." "So you'll set up a meeting between Burnett and his Bahamian banker friend, Mr. Cooper." "Tell Togaru that you want him to make the deal... because you need the cash to get out of the country." "Tell him when we busted you, all of your funds were frozen." "Good idea." "Gettin' out of the country?" "Yeah." "Can't, if you're an accessory to murder one." "Will this clear me?" "I can't make that decision." "But there's a good chance." "Besides, you got no choice." "You'll also have to wear a wire." "You don't trust me?" "No, I don't trust him." "And the D.A. Will go to town on you if we don't nail Togaru." "Sonny, you don't know what you're asking." "He was in love with me." "It could get rough." "Like you say, business is business." "[Door Closes]" "That bug you put in her purse is working great." "The storm will pass." "Not this time, Kenneth." "I gotta get out of here, someplace where it's not so... hot." "[Togaru] And you need me to subsidize that journey?" "[Christine] Just until my assets thaw." "I've found someone to take Symington's place." "Who?" "He's a friend." "His name is Burnett." "Friend?" "Acquaintance." "He has a banker, a Mr. Cooper." "Burnett says he's a genius at laundering money." "I've had enough of bankers." "They're so smarmy." "Kenneth, please." "If I can put you together with them, they'll give me a piece of the action." "Then I'll have some cash so that I can leave Miami." "Will you do it for me?" "And what will you do for me?" "Remember, Christine, the first rule of business?" "Be a friend." "We can do better than that." "And, remember, nobody can make a move... until we strike a hard deal with Togaru." "So it's simple." "When Christine walks out, everybody in." "The party's startin'." "Any more questions?" "That's it." "As we understand it, you're hurting for a financial washateria." "Hurting?" "That's right." "I mean, your banker proved that he can't bounce like a rubber ball." "And then Miss Von Marburg's escort service... gets its pants pulled down on TV." "And now you're here as a goodwill gesture?" "[Caribbean Accent] Not goodwill." "Good business." "I'm listening." "We can provide you with what you're lacking— legitimate business for your— let's see, how shall I say this— less-than-legitimate funds." "Is that the picture Ms. Von Marburg has painted?" "Listen, pal, we don't care if you call your funds cotton candy." "We just wanna keep them from getting sticky... for, let's say, uh, 15%." "Your rates are steep." "Who says crime doesn't pay?" "Since you seem to be in a philosophical mood," "I'd like to give you my thought for the day." "It is unfortunate that our mutual friend... neglected to enlighten me regarding her newly-discovered love of the law." "A lie is an ugly thing." "Sonny!" "[Groans]" "Can I talk to you?" "Sure." "The fish aren't bittin' anyway." "[Man Singing Ballad] I wanted to say good-bye." "I'm leaving the country." "Yeah, you've been takin' a little heat in the press lately." "I don't blame you." "Yeah." "I still can't believe it." "You know the newspaper that's been crucifying me?" "Well, the publisher was one of my biggest clients." "And so was that little worm that does the editorials on Channel 8." "They're bastards, all of'em." "Does that go for me too?" "You might be the biggest one of all." "Thank you for having the charges dropped." "You held up your end." "Bye, Sonny." "?" "[Continues]"
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"Daughters, Wives and a Mother" "Directed by:" "Mikio Naruse" "Here." "The first instalment and my seal?" "Your husband's doing well." "Not too well." "A little higher." "Lower the light." "Eyes higher." "A little more." "Just a little more." "What do you say? We need room for a catch phrase." "Yes." "It's a poster." "I'm the artistic type." "Your art isn't commercial enough." "Did you spill it? No!" "But she must be cold." "Art will keep her warm." "So you were here!" "How do you do?" "The shop was full." "You'll soon own the building." "Don't be silly." "We can't even catch up with rent." "Reiji, this!" "What? Insurance?" "She was introduced by Sanae." "Oh!" "Her friend." "It's a trust deposit." "10,000 yen a month and 230,000 yen profit in 77 months." "You knew?" "You too?" "How can I with my salary." "I studied it." "It's only a nuisance" "Oh yeah?" "How about your art?" "I'm sorry." "Art comes first." "All right let's go." "Now smile." "That's the way." "Your younger brother applied." "Reiji!" "A million?" "So I thought you would too." "Nonsense!" "We haven't got the income." "But an investment is much better than a fixed deposit." "We can't even try to imitate Reiji and Miye." "She's operating a tea room." "But your son and daughter in law are both working." "Yes, one in high school and the other in kindergarten." "We have a lower investment plan." "I flatly refuse." "You can invest your movie expenses." "A movie costs only 55 yen a piece." "You can afford it." "You receive a pension." "Send her to see your own family." "I'm going there right now." "Hello, my boy." "Mama home? She's at home." "You're a good boy." "Another one." "And auntie's here too." "Oh!" "Totsuka." "Hello." "Visiting?" "I've been here a week." "I was going to see you tomorrow." "To collect." "But I..." "What happened?" "I quarrelled with my husband." "Come in." "Is your sister home? I called on your brother and sister." "His wife arranged everything at once" "She's older." "She used to be a model But you failed with Kaoru?" "Her mother's quite a character." "Like my brother-in-law." "But Kaoru doesn't run away I envy you." "You can come home any time." "Bring that bean-cake." "The little boy ate it up." "Then phone Fukado to send some." "Ok." "New around here." "Let's get down to business." "I'm hoping of a substantial deposit." "You better talk to them." "Ok" "Ten pieces." "We want ten cakes." "Please hurry." "You could have bought them." "I was told to order from Fukado beyond the station" "A guest?" "Yes." "Let me do it for you." "Never mind." "For dinner..." "Will Yuichiro be back early?" "We can't depend on him." "For us, anything will do." "Sanae is here." "Never mind her." "She is just being willful." "Mother." "Sister." "Yes." "She has a guest." "Delicious?" "Too sweet." "You're extravagant." "That neighbourhood is full of famous eating places." "Yes." "I think it's about time you went home." "My husband isn't home." "Why?" "He's gone to Izu." "He said it's a trip of the company union." "All the more, you should be home to look after his parents." "The have their grand-parents." "And servants." "They're proud." "They've all been there long before I got married." "But it's your duty to control them." "That's right." "You should take full control." "I've lost all my energy." "They say women and stockings have grown stronger, but the poor housewife!" "It's the same here." "What a thing to say!" "Not in this home." "Even if I wanted to, or if I was told to get out of here, I have... no place to go." "So you're resigned to life?" "He's late every night." "It's terrible news." "What happened?" "Sanae's husband is seriously injured." "Injured?" "Yes." "We were notified." "The bus overturned." "It happens frequently." "It's near Izu." "I wonder if sister got there." "Yes." "See if the bath is hot." "Yes." "It's not serious." "It was a big party and quite a number were hurt." "I pity sister." "She should have been home." "Hello?" "Yes, it is..." "What?" "Yes..." "I see..." "Thank you for calling." "Well?" "After all... it's awful! Dead?" "He died?" "Was she in time?" "No." "She..." "She wasn't?" "Yes." "How terrible." "How awful! Hello, mother?" "You're all going to the funeral?" "My husband says he's going too." "I haven't got one, so I'll wear a dark suit." "And the obituary money." "Mother says 500 yen is enough." "How much will Reiji take?" "He took 3,000 yen on the night of mourning." "Yes, he took as much as 3,000." "That's right." "Yuichiro's mad about it." "He didn't consult anyone." "Hurry up." "How about it?" "This isn't a wedding." "How's the hat?" "I wish I'd bought that handbag." "500 yen is enough." "We're not directly related." "No use showing off." "We're not like Reiji." "He can afford it." "Aren't you ready?" "All right." "You won't go to a movie tonight, will you?" "We go." "Oh, Totsuka." "Going to the funeral?" "Yes, he was good to me in many ways" "Was he?" "There's uncle!" "Was he connected?" "I didn't know about it." "What happened to your marriage proposal?" "I turned that one down, and..." "But you're 24... isn't it about time?" "Yes." "Did they inform us Sanae will be sent home?" "Not exactly." "But the go-between came and hinted about it." "So soon after her husband's death!" "They hinted to Sanae too." "Who did?" "No one in particular." "They're just making things unpleasant for her." "Is that the kind of people?" "Looks like it." "Nothing strange." "What does she say?" "What can she do about it?" "That means she'll come back here." "Oh my!" "She's to blame too." "Always crying on her mother's lap." "I'm to blame." "I should have sent her back." "How old is she?" "34" "The old counting, 36." "She can't be a model." "Of course not." "How could she!" "Can't she work in your office?" "To get her into my company... isn't so simple." "All she could do would be serve tea." "How about your place?" "You do nothing." "Nonsense!" "That's Kaoru." "You play with children." "That's it!" "A kindergartener." "How could a lady like her work in a kindergarten?" "She couldn't go to work." "Then she could get married again." "She's nearly 40." "Impossible unless she's very rich." "She should bring back a nice fat sum." "Yes." "The grandfather controls the entire fortune." "How about our property?" "She's entitled to a portion of it." "Mother gets one third and we divide the rest." "Really?" "That's great!" "How much money do we have?" "We have none." "Your father left us... only this house and land." "It's worth about 40,000 yen per tsubo." "More without the house." "Why is that?" "Too old." "It'll have to be torn down." "How many tsubo have we?" "About 200." "Nonsense!" "It's only 160." "160 tsubo." "The value?" "Wait a moment." "Let's see." "That's one third of 6 million 400 thousand yen." "Mother gets 2 million 133,300 yen." "We get 850,000 yen each." "How wonderful!" "There will be a tax." "Never mind that." "We'll have Sanae come." "And I'll feed her until she marries or gets a job." "I think that's the only thing to do." "This is for last month." "The note is due on the 25th." "Right." "I read your letter." "But i want to quit." "Lending money isn't my business." "I know, but..." "Thanks to you, my business has grown." "But they're changing the bottles." "That means the caps I'm making have to be changed." "And I need new machines." "I want all the money returned next month." "Another million is impossible." "But you..." "Excuse me but it's urgent." "The chief?" "Yes." "I'll be right back." "Please about that million." "I must refuse the proposition." "I'm in a hurry." "Wait a moment." "Hello?" "Oh Haruko?" "Yes, he's here." "What a rotten guy." "He was really nasty." "And then?" "Then..." "Telephone." "What?" "Telephone." "Is she so attractive? Hello? So long!" "Hello?" "Oh it's you." "Sure I know." "It's already finished, a masterpiece." "But it's not ready." "It's still in my head." "Just leave it to me." "Is sister back?" "Yes, she came back today." "With a lot of luggage." "Where'll she put it?" "And you know, sister Kazuko fired the maid." "Oh did she!" "But why?" "It's her own home." "Let's give her a welcome home party." "What?" "What's that?" "Property?" "You're persistent." "Don't worry." "Just leave it to me." "Posters?" "They're ready." "The property?" "You share an inheritance." "You're lucky." "How much?" "None of your business." "Sanae is here." "You're welcome." "I'm happy to be home." "Please." "Mum." "What?" "This auntie is going to be with us from today." "Live with us?" "Yes, so let's be good friends." "Will you read to me? Of course I'll read to you." "Good, because the maid's gone." "Yes." "What a child!" "Now go on and play." "This suits me." "Sleep with me in the other room." "It's comfortable here." "I want to have it understood." "How much shall I pay for my board?" "But why... you mean how much." "How about Haruko?" "Haruko?" "2,500 yen." "Then 5,000 from me." "So much?" "It's different with me." "But can you afford so much?" "I have money... a million yen." "Auntie, read to me." "But where did you get it?" "His life insurance." "It's all I have." "I see." "Then you can relax for a while... and think about your future." "All of us are concerned about you and your future." "I'm sorry." "Auntie, please read to me." "The length of the locomotive is 21 meters long." "It's weight is 140 tons." "It's pulling power is 1,600 horsepower." "It's speed will go as fast as 110 kilometres per hour." "Can you buy it for a million?" "You still awake!" "But how much is a million yen?" "What about it?" "Auntie has a million yen." "What!" "Auntie has..." "At this late hour..." "A little drink." "I came because I'm desperate." "I beg of you, please ask him." "I'll have to hang myself." "Uncle, you're always talking about committing suicide." "But listen, this time I'm really struck." "Honestly." "But we haven't any more money left." "We mortgaged this house for that other money." "Nobody knows about it." "Thank you." "The bath is ready." "I suppose Yuichiro will be late again tonight." "He isn't quite fair." "When I paid him interest, he wanted to lend me." "When I'm hard up, he avoids me." "I've heard enough." "It's late." "You better go." "It's no use waiting." "He phoned he would be late." "I want to see Yves Montand." "Has he come to Japan?" "It has come." "Who ordered a dish like that?" "I'm sorry." "My Papa says he's hungry." "You could have sandwiches made right here." "I have an enormous appetite these days." "From golf? I'd like to play." "Take me with you." "What could it be about?" "You go ahead and take your bath." "Ok." "That Mr. Tetsumoto often used to come to our house too." "About money?" "I think so." "How audacious!" "What is he doing?" "He has a small factory." "I hear it isn't doing very well lately." "But he's her foster-uncle." "So Yuichiro can't say no to him." "Sister, you have one million yen? Who told you?" "So it was true." "How great!" "I'm going to be nice to you." "Don't be silly." "That's all she has." "It's better than a dumb husband." "How many years do you think you can live on that money?" "Anyway, it's thrilling to have cash." "Brother hasn't." "Reiji acts as if he did, but doesn't." "Sister Kaoru's always broke." "Sorry we're late." "If your going out, tell me so." "I didn't eat till 8 o'clock." "I'm sorry." "Do you always have to meet outside?" "The neighbours talk." "Are you listening to me? I'm already over 60." "I can't be your maid forever." "Kaoru promised to quit her work when she married." "Then until you had a child." "Will you ever have a child?" "It's nice to be together." "Going to movies, concerts." "I'm not jealous because my only son was taken from me." "But every home has it's customs." "I just want the wife to comply to them." "Do you hear me?" "Yes." "To the bath?" "The most crowded time." "And most unpleasant." "Be careful." "Let's go to an apartment." "An apartment?" "Away from her." "She would appreciate you more." "But to leave mother all alone..." "We'll support her." "And a boarder would be an income too." "You tell her." "Why should I?" "Why do you make me the bad one?" "I can't tell her." "And an apartment..." "I'll get the money." "I'll ask my brother." "No debts for me." "It isn't." "I have a share to receive." "Share? Auntie." "What are you doing here?" "Auntie, give me 10 yen." "I gave you yesterday." "But, please..." "Then a caramel." "Too bad." "I wanted to talk to Sanae." "She went to the graves." "You must have missed her at the station." "Yes" "I hope you don't mind my asking but... will she remarry?" "Remarry?" "Do you agree?" "If it's a good match." "I don't disagree, but she only has just come home." "But mother, Sanae can't stay single." "She's still young." "Yes, you're right." "There's nothing definite." "But I wanted to ask you." "Sister!" "Have you become a fashion model?" "Come on, you get in too." "I'll look ugly with her." "All right." "Buy this." "Your port wine?" "850 yen for a dozen." "Don't mind me." "Here's 400 yen." "Kaoru phoned to ask me to find her an apartment." "Apartment?" "It's the mother-in-law problem." "She wants to go away?" "Not with that husband." "He's too soft a man." "But he's active in the union." "I'll give him credit." "Hello." "So you came this morning." "You haven't met him." "He's our brewer in Xofu." "Kuroki." "This is my elder sister." "So you're the culprit." "What do you say?" "This is for free." "Is it genuine?" "Of course!" "It's worth 400 yen." "400 yen?" "What a slick operator!" "Then you treat us." "Let's all go." "What an unusual group! I want to have a full-course meal." "I'll be obliged." "I can't." "Kuroki will buy the drinks." "Haruko!" "All right." "Really?" "Hello?" "Oh it's you, Sanae." "Yes, I see." "Yes, have a good time." "Was it Sanae?" "She's having dinner with Reiji's friends." "On her way back from the graves?" "Can't he dance?" "She can't." "I have a long way to go, so will you excuse me." "Really?" "Do you have to? They're back." "Look at this." "What?" "It's a shortcake." "She bought it." "I knew you wouldn't buy such an expensive cake." "I'm not as rich like my sister." "Take a bath." "I'm sorry we're late." "Let's all finish it." "Your brother will be back." "Because it's the end of the month?" "As long as he works for a company." "I pity him." "Don't be silly." "He can't play around." "Naturally, because he's the head of the house." "Oh excellent." "Sister bring plates." "She bought it." "Don't order her around." "But I gave her a good time." "Yes, I enjoyed it." "What a treat this is." "Keep one for Yoshiro." "Keep this piece." "He likes strawberries." "How about a piece for Yuichiro." "I was going to eat two pieces." "Leave me one for my husband." "I give up." "But I'll treat coffee." "Have you?" "Upstairs?" "So you drink coffee at night?" "Yes, it's good." "Don't you drink?" "Later." "Go ahead." "Don't do that." "You have beautiful hands." "It's mother's hands that are beautiful." "I heard that father fell in love with her hands." "Is that so!" "Are hands so important?" "I suffered because I never labored." "But you were born with nice hands." "Hands reflect the person." "They differ." "How about mine?" "They couldn't be worse." "I'm relieved." "Sister, coffee!" "Yes." "Our insurance expires." "How much will we get?" "I saw this dress." "It's out of the question." "How much?" "5,000 yen for 20 years." "Times change and the value of money changes." "Sanae seems to be back." "Talk to her now." "I'll talk to her." "That money of yours..." "It's silly just to waste it." "You could make a profit." "Or go to work." "You can't go on doing nothing." "Yes." "But it's hard to get a job." "I'd suggest you use that money." "Get an interest." "Your monthly 5,000 yen you can't pay forever." "But you can't start a money-lending business." "And a bank interest will be only 0.5 percent a month." "Lend it to me at one percent interest." "Not all of it." "Half a million." "You'll get 5,000 yen." "Your monthly interest." "All right." "To tell you the truth, it's for my wife's uncle." "He's going to expand." "I've invested." "With interest." "I'll guarantee your investment." "How about it?" "I think it's not a bad idea." "How about it?" "Yes..." "But I wonder if he." "Mr Tetsumoto?" "He's a good and honest person." "You don't need to worry, I'll handle it." "Agree? You do? You have not eaten the cake yet." "It's all settled." "That's fine." "This is delicious." "Mother doesn't eat?" "I like tea better." "What was it about." "Nothing." "I want some coffee." "You had a cup." "I gave it to her." "Them? Couples are selfish." "Were you too?" "I think couples should be." "But I never was." "A couple live forever." "It means they'll never part." "Then you can't remarry." "I don't want to." "Really?" ""Never to part" is silly!" "But if you could, I'd like you to remarry." "I'm afraid I'm fed up with marriage." "Only once?" "How often can you! You must find a good man." "You're right." "Look this way." "This is a love scene." "Wait!" "You run and then jump... and... This is supposed to be a love scene." "That's the right idea." "First the grapes are fermented." "Then they are pressed." "After that, they are put in a barrel." "Then bottled, but there are many kinds of wine." "The white and the red wine." "The wine you take with your meal." "Like Sherry and Vermouth." "Then we have table wines." "Such as Claret, Burgundy and Hock." "Then, of course, we have stronger after dinner wines." "I'm sorry." "I'm coming to Tokyo next month, can we meet again? So you have to work on Sundays." "Never mind." "Get some water." "Papa, a ball came out." "So that was the trouble." "Why didn't you go too?" "How can we." "I don't like grapes." "Don't be nasty." "Sanae shouldn't go around with Reiji." "Haruko made her go." "So that she would pay the expenses." "They are a bad influence." "Even for Haruko." "You should see that studio of his." "But Reiji is an artist." "He's nothing but a photographer." "I've got pupils who are more artistic." "But it's a mysterious thing." "He's able to make a living." "It must be luck." "We want to live separately in an apartment." "Apartment?" "I feel as if we don't have any private live at all." "But your husband won't agree." "His mother won't agree." "We'll settle that between us." "Could you lend us 200,000 yen?" "200,000?" "How can I?" "This house is worth millions." "I have a share." "Mother will be 60 next month." "Let's discuss it later." "That's better." "You should live together." "We know you're having a difficult time." "But I think you're fortunate." "You go to work." "You don't see her much during the daytime." "But there's a limit." "She wants me to quit." "In that small house..." "We can never be alone together." "He's a mother's child." "Okay, I understand." "You don't!" "She stares at me in the middle of the night." "I'll go mad." "Doesn't she sleep." "Good morning." "Hello." "I was just in the neighbourhood." "You're lucky." "This is powder soap." "Powder soap is not economical." "That's what they all say." "But this is new powder soap." "Three shirts with one spoon." "It's scientific." "I use it constantly." "Only 150 yen a piece." "Just dip it in." "No scrubbing." "You just put your washing in the water and..." "But 150 yen isn't cheap." "You can have it for 100 yen if you buy 10 pieces." "Washing tires me lately." "Do you do the washing?" "Young girls refuse to work." "They only know how to look pretty." "She's always painting her lips." "These young girls nowadays..." "I heard that Sanae was sent home." "It must be hard for poor Kazuko." "Did you wait long?" "You should come into town more often." "I wanted to buy a present for my mother's 60th birthday." "Is she 60?" "She doesn't look like it." "How's life? I mean every day." "It's monotonous." "But my sisters took me on a trip the other day." "Really?" "Where did you go?" "The Kofu vineyards." "It was fun." "You look happy." "But I enjoyed the trip so much." "It was so unusual." "I sympathize with your position." "It happens to be my fate." "How about your brother's wife? Get along?" "We do." "But why did she put you into that small maid's room?" "I wanted to have that room." "If I were her," "I'd give you the best room." "I'd be extremely nice to you." "And force you out of the house." "I wouldn't." "You would." "I know your character." "That would be mean." "Yes." "You're nasty." "We must live by our wits." "Are you busy?" "No, I'm not." "You must order something." "Coffee." "It has been some time." "What a coincidence!" "I often come here." "Will you join us? I want to introduce you to..." "Let me introduce myself, I'm Gojo." "I'm Sakanishi." "May I invite you to dinner this evening?" "Thank you." "I don't like to eat alone." "It's a pleasure." "Is it decided?" "I..." "Oh!" "It's your mother's birthday, too bad." "What a nice day!" "Be careful!" "Granny!" "It's my turn." "Go away." "Don't be so mad." "I'm sorry." "I apologize." "Why did you do it?" "Is she so attractive?" "I'm fed up with you." "I was joking." "Joking were you!" "I'm taking a trip for about a week." "Forgive me." "Apologizing isn't enough." "Where... I'll scream." "Please be reasonable." "We've got to go to mother's birthday party." "You forgot?" "Please come with me." "I'm grateful." "I haven't forgiven you." "I've postponed my trip." "But I won't talk to you." "I'm embarrassed." "It looks nice." "Let's toast." "Cheers." "Mother, happy birthday." "Happy birthday." "Thanks you, thank you." "Mother, you must drink too." "Let's have a good time." "When she gets drunk." "Have you ever got drunk?" "When she gets drunk, she grabs anything she sees." "Come over here." "Granny, open it." "I'll open them in the European fashion." "Soap." "Only soap? But it's imported French soap." "And you intend to use half of it." "I question your character." "From Reiji and Miye." "What?" "She chose it, didn't you?" "It's a convenient gadget." "It smoothes out your wrinkles." "What a nice pattern, it's from Sanae." "I wanted a dress like this." "I'll ask Sanae to choose a kimono for me." "It's heavy, I can't hold it." "That's wine, it's port wine." "How did you manage too." "Is it a sample?" "It's the best we have." "No more sales talk." "Thank you very mach." "From Kaoru and Hidetaka." "Isn't it beautiful." "It was made by a friend of ours." "He's an artist." "Lately they make things all out of shape." "Looks funny." "Complete lack of artistic taste." "It's beautiful, thank you." "This is from us." "Again." "You must start tea ceremony." "But what a wonderful set." "But it's no comparison with the set we used to have." "Granny gets so many presents." "Granny will get you a nice present tomorrow." "I want a "Highway Patrol"." "I'll get you that one." "You're too heavy." "Thank you very much." "I'm the happiest mother there is." "Let's take mother to a hot spring resort." "Agree." "I want to thank all of you." "It makes me happy just to see you all together." "A mother's concern is the health and welfare of her children." "I'm quite satisfied." "As long as I can be with you and my grandchild, I'm happy." "A portrait of the happiest mother." "That's me." "Oh my!" "She's so happy, she's falling asleep." "This is the duty of the housewife." "Isn't it a little too fast?" "The camera is slow." "It looks natural." "Now comes the preview of the sensational film..." "Scenes of love produced by Reiji Sakanishi." "The title is "Hymns of Love"." "Music! Who's that?" "A stranger." "I couldn't stop." "An insect got in my eye." "What strange love scenes." "Why..." "Who's he?" "He's a brewer." "Good looking." "Did he go too?" "He lives there." "That's strange." "What did you do?" "Reiji must have used some trick." "Still there." "The suspense is very good." "Hello?" "Yes." "Just a minute please." "Sister?" "Telephone." "Maybe Kuroki." "Are you building up a melodrama?" "A Mr. Kuroki Hello." "He may be in love with her." "She's much older." "Age doesn't count." "How about her?" "Yes, but I can't..." "I'm sorry but I really..." "Sanae went to see a school friend." "This is expensive ham." "Please buy it from me." "You're getting to be like Haruko." "I'll make it really cheap." "It was given to me." "But it'll spoil." "Canned goods will last." "Will she be late?" "I don't think so." "You want to see her? Good afternoon." "How are you today?" "Good afternoon." "I'm absent minded." "I just remembered." "He's Mr. Gojo of Kyoto, a famous master of tea ceremony." "I was introduced to him." "Long ago?" "Just recently." "May I ask you if you intend to marry again?" "I haven't thought about it." "Then why..." "A friend wants me to." "I can understand, but..." "But what?" "But I suppose you will marry again." "I wonder." "If I was under 30, I might." "But I know too much." "About men?" "No, I mean about marriage." "All hopes and dreams about marriage have been shattered." "I'm sorry." "You have a future." "It's not about me." "Of course, marriage nowadays is different." "Mine was an arranged marriage." "There was an air raid during the ceremony." "It was a very old family." "They had a new bathtub for me." ""Congratulations" was written on it." "Their grandfather's bathtub was by the window." "Our new bathtub embarrassed me." "But it soon became dirty like grandfather's old one." "They where very conservative." "Even the soup was different." "How was it different?" "I liked my mother's soup the best of all." "Was I spoiled? Perhaps I was." "I'm telling you for the sake of your future bride." "You are very kind." "We have nothing." "I don't mind you staying but how about your husband?" "I've waited this long." "But Sanae is late." "I should stay out more." "And let the two eat alone." "They act like lovers." "Complaining again." "But he's a kind and considerate husband to you." "It isn't that, it's lack of character." "I'll speak to Sanae for you." "You better go." "What is it?" "I must talk to her myself." "Let's wait." "You don't need to worry." "We haven't had dinner alone for a long time." "Have a drink? Beer?" "Sake." "Good." "And there's your favorite fish." "I'm seeing Reiji at his apartment." "I have the key." "Then I'll say good bye here." "Let's go together." "It's early." "But..." "Never been there?" "I've never." "Then let's go." "He's lonely without his wife." "My!" "How nice." "He's kept it neat and clean." "Where is she?" "Hokkaido." "Hokkaido, how I'd like to go too." "She's a character." "She always takes a trip after a quarrel." "Is that so! Living in a nice apartment... with no in-laws." "And yet they quarrel?" "But once in a while, one wants to be alone." "A man does." "Does he?" "Isn't it?" "And a woman? How did you feel?" "You want to know because you're single." "You'll find out." "How about some tea? Living here a woman could change." "How?" "She would have time to observe her husband." "But she already knows her husband?" "We all thought when so we got married." "But there are all kinds of men." "Like a ripe melon or a rotten pumpkin." "Yes, you're right." "I'm sorry." "I married into a family very fussy about making tea." "I couldn't boil water in a kettle." "Some are fussy about making coffee." "You like it strong?" "My husband would drink 3 or 4 cups." "Reiji's late." "Where can he be." "He'll be back." "You wait." "I'll fix it." "It's a vacuum cleaner." "Yes, it is." "I've never before..." "How light it is." "Is this the switch?" "Hello." "Yes, I just got here." "He's on his way back." "I'll go home without seeing him." "Really?" "Then I'll see you to your home." "Leave me here." "Then, good night." "Good night." "Isn't it late?" "Wasn't he in the movie? Who is he?" "I met him at Reiji's place and he saw me home." "I see." "I've been waiting to talk to you." "What's the matter?" "Let's go somewhere." "Anything to come?" "What do you want?" "I'm full." "A drink?" "Sake?" "Why not?" "A bottle of sake." "Since when have you?" "We drink occasionally." "Not with mother." "We're thinking of separating." "Separating?" "I can't stand living with that mother." "Oh!" "His mother." "I've no intention to separate with him." "Could you lend us money for an apartment? It's no use asking brother." "It's 200,000 yen." "Could you?" "Yes..." "It's an apartment we can own." "We'll pay back in installments, so please." "Yes." "I'm so grateful." "I'm glad I waited." "We'll start a new life." "Hidetaka, you agreed to it?" "You did?" "I see." "You're chasing me out." "You shut up." "That's being too cruel." "I'm your mother." "Ever since your father died I've looked after you." "I put you through college and you got married." "Now you want to throw me out." "You're telling me to die." "We're not throwing you out." "You are!" "You don't want to live with me." "Get an apartment." "Mother, you don't have to shout." "I understand." "If you leave, I do too." "That'll settle it." "I'll go to an asylum." "Mother!" "Mother." "Mother, you liked these salted biscuits." "I haven't had any for a long time." "When I quarrel with my wife I come to my mother." "You come to mother... because you don't have the guts to play around." "You're a mother's boy." "All men are like that." "See what I mean!" "Only mother understands me." "Why don't you go home?" "She may be back." "When she says a week." "She'll never be earlier." "It was all my fault." "Don't cry." "A strange couple." "You're sure to quarrel once a year." "And then forget you ever did." "She isn't pretty, but she has a wonderful heart." "Why do you make her mad?" "He thinks he's so handsome." "We're all good looking." "Brother is... and Sanae." "Kaoru is a pretty girl." "You're the only bad specimen." "A photographer with no brains." "You're not able to appreciate my type of charm." "Your only charm is to make me feel hungry." "Have you any pickles?" "The kind you used to put in my lunch." "I'm getting hungry." "I have to go." "Take care of her." "Don't you think it's about time to go home?" "He left my bar early last night and he looked pretty forlorn." "I feel sorry for your husband." "He deserves to once a year." "I'm in Hokkaido." "I can't get back so soon." "What in Hokkaido!" "In the middle of Tokyo." "I bet you're worried." "I am." "See these lines." "I need strategy." "Strategy?" "My husband's good looking." "Yes, as good as a canned bamboo-shoot." "But he's popular with the young girls." "That's why you shouldn't leave him." "But this is the strategy of an elder woman." "But a woman loses her self-confidence." "Don't be discouraged." "Oh!" "It's late." "Then hurry up." "The Kabuki's a rare treat." "What happened?" "They aren't here?" "They went out and haven't come home." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Come in." "Our mother said she's going to an asylum for old people." "Asylum?" "We're worried." "He's a teacher and if it should get around." "You can't tell what they'll say." "What did you..." "I didn't say anything." "I only wanted..." "Anyway, come in please. MIDORIGAOKA OLD PEOPLE'S HOME" "But I had no intention... of coming here to stay." "I was only curious, but it looks comfortable." "It does." "I never thought about such a place." "But I don't look unnatural sitting here." "You're still young." "Are they outside?" "Let hem wait there for a while." "My son has such a weak character." "No, it's all the fault of Kaoru." "I'm very sorry." "It was I who lost my temper." "I'm sorry I bothered you." "When will you enter? You'll soon get used to it." "Let's become friends." "I'm glad it's over." "I see you'll always stay by your mother." "What can I do?" "They charge 20,000 entrance fee and 6,500 for room and board." "I thought it was free of charge." "It isn't called an asylum." "It's a home." "It was pleasant." "But I'd never go there." "I'd rather die than go there." "I'm glad you're early." "Totsuka is here with a proposition for Sanae." "I appreciate your concern." "She made the introduction look like a coincidence." "You've already met the gentleman?" "When his second wife died... he swore he'd never marry again." "When he saw her..." "You know Mr. Gojo, the famous tea master in Kyoto." "He's very enthusiastic about it." "It's a bad habit." "You always liked to play practical jokes." "But it's true." "That was a coincidence." "How about it?" "The idea?" "Are you angry? You can't go to work." "You're blunt with the truth." "It's a marriage to be proud of." "You're pretty." "Take advantage of your good looks." "It's a high class family." "But when they're too high." "Isn't it Tetsumoto Industry?" "What?" "But isn't the number 481-8902?" "Mr. Tetsumoto?" "No?" "Who?" "I'm..." "Bankrupt?" "Where's he?" "I don't know." "Then who are you?" "I'm a care-taker employed by the new owner." "That's all." "Isn't Mr. Tetsumoto there?" "He doesn't come any more?" "Thanks." "It's so sudden." "Why must you sell it?" "I mortgaged this house to borrow some money." "I invested it." "The factory went bankrupt and I'm in debt." "So you want to sell this house?" "Yes." "Did mother know about the mortgage?" "She didn't know." "Did you?" "She didn't." "I did it on my own accord." "It's not all yours." "It's our property father left us." "That's why I called this meeting." "As Kaoru said just now, it's the only property father left us." "It's ours." "We need mother's consent and yours too." "Mother is entitled to one third of the property." "The rest should be evenly divided." "I'm entitled too." "We calculated it. 850,000 yen a piece." "Wait a minute." "We all have our rights." "But there's nothing to divide." "This house." "It was mortgaged and spent." "I didn't spend it." "Then who spend it?" "Anyway we must get out in one month." "Right?" "As it stands now." "Let's stop arguing and get down to facts." "It's the first time we face a problem." "Talk about our responsibility." "I didn't spend any." "Me too." "None of us, except you, have spent a cent." "Even mother hasn't." "How are you going to account for this?" "It was wrong for me to have mortgaged the house." "But I did it with good intentions." "If you judge by results, I can say nothing." "Right or wrong is beside the question." "You'll have to move out." "Where will you go?" "We must find a place, but that requires money." "So what will you do?" "If we sell the house, there'll be some left after paying my debt." "Then we don't even get a cent?" "It will be just for little while." "Then you get everything!" "What if one of us wouldn't agree to it?" "In that case I could do nothing about it." "I see." "It means he's renounced his rights." "He's already taken too much." "Then you disagree?" "Don't put me in a spot." "Ask sister and Haruko." "Sister?" "I have nothing..." "Be frank." "But..." "You?" "Why don't you speak up first?" "Basically I disagree." "And I want my share." "So this is why... you wouldn't lend me any money." "At that time I didn't..." "You've got to be hard up to understand." "I refuse." "You should live on your salary." "Pay your debt." "But you have no right to what remains." "I want some money too." "I'll have to be an independent." "If we can't agree, do what you like." "However, you'll have to look after mother." "It's a duty we must all share." "I'm... an apartment." "I have a mother-in-law." "Rent a room with sister." "What does the law say?" "It's the duty of the child... provided he has the means." "If a couple, their child and parents had only three potatoes..." "They're destitute." "Can they ignore the parents?" "Legally." "What!" "Sister, don't hesitate to speak up." "You've said nothing." "How can you talk like that..." "in front of mother." "Don't get excited." "It's a serious problem." "Mum." "You woke up?" "Go back to sleep." "Come, let's go back." "Papa and uncles are talking about what they'll give granny." "Granny's birthday again? Mama, when is my birthday? Mother." "What would other families do?" "As Haruko said, shall we rent a room?" "I'll sell insurances." "You could never." "What about the money you lent Yuichiro?" "I lent 200,000 yen to Kaoru too." "You're a fool." "They're not getting an apartment." "I can't refuse when I'm asked." "I feel they must be desperate to ask." "You can't hold any money." "The money left over won't be much." "Brother can keep it, but who'll look after mother." "It's the duty of all of us to look after her." "Each of us can put up 1000 yen a month for her." "Each can have her in for one week." "Impossible." "You need the money." "Mother has the right to one third." "You take her over in a package deal." "What a thing to say about your mother!" "I was joking, don't get excited." "But I wasn't petted like brother was." "They didn't care about me." "See the common name they gave me." "Brother and Sanae were fortunate." "I was born after things grew bad." "What's the use." "The problem now is about mother." "How much does mother get and how much do we get." "Will you take her in?" "I meant, can't she get along alone?" "We're all left alone some day." "Talk about the family, but we die alone." "We can all take turns to visit her." "I think we should take mother to our place." "Let's do so." "Won't you regret it afterwards?" "We're trying to solve this problem in a practical way." "We don't want momentary sentimentality." "I'm of the same opinion." "It'll be a small home." "It won't work." "My home is a good example." "If that's the way you feel." "I can't say very much." "You keep out of this." "It's more kin than kind." "Kin are strangers." "Things go smoother with real strangers." "Yes." "To think of it, they're all independent now." "They can look after themselves." "But I'm worried about you." "You're so sweet, but you're my only worry." "Then I'm your worst child?" "Perhaps you could say so." "Perhaps I am." "But isn't there any kind of work I could do?" "A housekeeper or maid... or in a shop." "I can't polish shoes." "How about opening an eating stall?" "It can't be done." "You're too naive and I'm too old." "You better get married." "Why don't you go to sleep? It's no use worrying." "But all this came about because my uncle." "I'm very sorry." "I'm very sorry." "I was the one who lent it." "One can never depend upon one's relatives." "They're honest." "Or it may be a way of living." "That's the way I felt." "But I felt most sorry for mother." "Do you really?" "Yes." "You suggested that mother stay with us." "What can I say..." "She isn't my own mother." "I didn't notice it until now." "I always regarded her as your mother." "Although we had no trouble." "I felt inside that there was a gap between us." "But if I regard her as an outsider, I mean in a nice way, we may get along even better." "It's my feeling." "I'd like to start over with mother." "What's the matter?" "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing." "It's somewhat stuffy tonight." "Mother." "What?" "If the man who I marry offered to have you come with me." "Would you come? To tell you the truth, Mr Gojo of Kyoto has made this offer." "He made such an offer?" "His mother died when he was still a student." "So he suggested you came too." "But I thought you might be embarrassed and I didn't want to be misunderstood." "What did you think of their talk?" "I felt like speaking up." "And tell them that I would look after mother." "But when I thought of how relieved they'd be..." "I kept quiet." "Also I can't express myself" "Mother, I think we better go together." "But I can't decide so suddenly." "It's the best, let's do so." "What's the matter?" "I'm just..." "Let's go to that night club." "Night club?" "Yes." "Something's wrong." "Can't a woman invite you? You dance well." "You said you couldn't." "I'm not too keen." "I never danced with my husband." "This is a farewell dance." "I'm getting married." "Really?" "But when did you?" "Recently, I had no choice but to get married" "Then why didn't you get married to me." "How could I?" "Why not?" "But your parents are waiting to the day you'll marry... a nice, young and pretty girl." "Why young?" "We just can't." "I've enjoyed knowing you." "I was tired out, my throat parched." "And then I met you, at once I felt revived." "I'm grateful." "Angry?" "I'm thanking you." "Let's have another dance." "Will you lock the door? Where were you?" "The tower." "It's beautiful, the lights of Tokyo." "I can't come often from Kyoto." "I had a phone call from Miss Totsuka." "The go-between has been decided." "A Mr Ayakoji who's an ex-count." "A family like that must observe various formalities." "The best place is home." "You sure of yourself?" "Don't worry I have experience." "When we're in Kyoto, let's go and see all the temples." "The Golden Pavilion, the Moss Temple and... What?" "I'm really grateful, but I decided not to go." "Why? You can't back out, I consented because you." "That's terrible, you deceived me." "I didn't deceive you." "Were you going to get married just for my sake?" "Didn't you think of yourself?" "I did, but..." "I wouldn't feel comfortable... if you got married just because they offered to take me in." "But this house is soon going to be sold." "Mother, you will have no place to go." "I'm going to take you with me." "You selling it?" "I'll marry you and I won't need an apartment?" "Bring your mother." "Just like Gojo." "She can't live in a place like his, she's still young." "She can tend to the baby." "Using her like a maid? What'll she do?" "She's going to Kyoto with Sanae." "I like your mother, she's independent." "Children should be too." "Mrs Aki Sakanishi" "Midorigaoka Old People's Home" "Where's mother?" "To the greengrocer." "Mother?" "She went for a walk." "I wanted to talk to you about mother, I want to take care of her." "The house may be small." "Brother's idea?" "It's most natural." "She's going to Kyoto with me." "But actually, mother intended..." "It's true." "It's a nice day." "Yes, it's a nice day." "Very soon we won't have this park any more." "Is that so?" "A bank is building an apartment." "The children will have no playground." "What a pity." "Your grandson?" "I take care of it for one of my neighbours." "I get 70 yen a day." "Old ladies like you are very much appreciated." "But not old men." "My son's wife scolded me this morning because I couldn't wash." "Excuse me." "Good bye."
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"Is that olive loaf?" "I want olive loaf." "It's not officially olive loaf, but I smooshed together some olives and some meat." "You'll like it." "Hope's getting new baby clothes." "That guy who sells socks out of his trunk in the drug store parking lot has fabric now." "Virginia, would you give her her pill today?" "No." "It's an even-numbered day." "It's your turn." "Just shove it in her mouth." "She bites me." "I still have my mark from two days ago." "Figure it out." "Why do you have to make this so difficult?" "Don't have a lot of other things going on." "Check it out." ""Yo, my parents named me Frank, 'cause they love to shake me."" "Let me do the lady." ""I'll take a quarter pound of the chicken salad."" "But that's what she would probably say." "I know." "That's why I said it." "Yeah..." "You don't get what we're doing, do you?" "Could an available sales associate bring a nose hair clipper to the manager's office for a price check?" "I repeat... could an available sales associate..." "Oh, good, you heard me." "What's with the funny voice?" "It's Jimmy Stewart." "I had to disguise my voice because my ex-wife is in the store." " What's she doing here?" " I don't know." "Last time I saw her she was living in Phoenix with her new husband." "But between them closing the blinds and me having to stay 100 yards away from her, it wasn't worth flying there anymore." "Wait, is that Barney Jr.?" "No, that's Trevor." "He's her son with Doug." "The man she left the man she left me for." "You don't want her to think you care too much." "I need to look my best." "Gloria hasn't seen me since my gastric bypass." "I was skinny when we got married, but then I put on 200 pounds." "Got 'em." "Aw, Jimmy!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, release!" "Release!" "Release." "That's puzzling." "Thursday's bite had more marks." "Did you lose a tooth?" "Yeah." "Last night." "I got into a bit of a tussle with a piece of Taffy and I swallowed my back right molar." " The gold one?" " Yep." "So, uh, what are you going to do about that?" "About what?" "The tooth." "It's got to be worth a few hundred dollars." "You gonna, uh, go after it?" "Oh, God, you're disgusting." "You want me to go through my poo?" "It's worth hundreds of dollars." "Yeah, well, I'm 85 years old." "I'm not going to go through my poo to find a stupid tooth." "It's gone." "Mind if I go through it?" "Yeah, I mind." "Stay the hell out of my poo." "It might not even be the gold one." "Let me look again." "Oh!" "We do have fun, don't we, Burt?" ""Barney, you look great." "And I'm so glad to see you got rid of that second head."" ""I'm Barney saying something funny."" ""Look at me, I'm shaking hands with a boy." ""I sure am." "Shaking hands with a boy?"" "Sabrina, can you take Trevor to the break room to get him an official work shirt?" "This young buck's joining the Howdy's team." "Well, welcome to Howdy's." "And just remember, if you're honest and you work hard, you'll be mocked and ridiculed by all the other employees." "Gloria's divorced and thinking about moving back to town." "She wants to spend a little time together." "I need you guys to keep Trevor occupied." "I'm just worried he might be a little bit of a hmm-hmm blocker." "Hey, check us out." "I bought way too much fabric." "We're twins." "Adorable." "Question... if Maw Maw swallowed a gold tooth worth a couple hundred bucks and doesn't retrieve it, potentially that makes it a finders-keepers situation, right?" "Oh, my God." "You're disgusting." " Why?" " We are not those people." "What people?" "Poo going through people." "People so desperate they go through poo for a couple hundred dollars." "It's disgusting." "Well, so are all those rich jerk clients you talk about." "Always flushing money down the drain." "We would literally be flushing money down the drain." "Burt, I will steal coins from a fountain," "I'll even do clinical drug trials again, as long as I'm not the placebo..." "I don't like feeling tricked, but there is no amount of gold that's worth rummaging through that lady's butt custard." "Oh, check it out." ""I like to stick my nose in this chicken's butt 'cause it really relaxes me."" ""I have to be careful." "I can't sniff too hard" ""or I'll suck this chicken right in my gigantic nose." ""I did that once with a cornish game hen." "I think it's still up there."" "You're pretty good at this." "What are you, like, 32, 33...?" " 34." " 34." "Hey, what's so funny?" "Oh, we're just doing that thing that you stink at where we make up what people are saying." "He made a pretty good joke about your big nose." "My nose is normal sized." "I'm sorry, what?" "I couldn't hear you over your nose." "Ooh." "Yeah, that... that joke's a stinker even I could smell with my normal size nose." "Lean to the left, then lean to the right." "Oh, hey, Jimmy." "Trevor's teaching me how to Dougie." "You should try it." "It's pretty easy." "But don't lean too far to the side, 'cause your nose might tip you over." "You know, like a construction crane." "Construction crane." "You're hilarious." "He is, right?" "This nose stuff is good." "That young man has tapped into a very rich area for comedy." "Hey, listen, we need to chat for a minute, just bro to bro." "I-I think you're funny, but I need you to back off a smidge with the nose insults, okay?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't know you were sensitive about it." "You've got a big nose, I've got big ears." "It's no big deal." "Where I grew up, guys make fun of each other about that kind of stuff." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, no." "Yeah, of course." "It's only a thing because you're doing it in front of Sabrina." "And I, you know, I kind of like her." "Oh." "Mm-hmm, yeah." "So..." "Well, we have a bigger problem then." " I kind of like her, too." " You're 13." "So?" "You have a big nose." "We all have our faults." "I guess we'll just have to see which one she's willing to overlook." "Plus, I'm funny, and I can do the Dougie." "What up now, son?" "Whoo-whoo." "Whoa, somebody's been to the beauty saloon." "Gloria thought it made me look like Matthew McConaughey." "All right, all right, all right." "It's not as good as your Jimmy Stewart," " but you keep working at it." " Yeah, well, I got to get going." "Gloria doesn't like me to dillydally, when I'm supposed to be dallying her dilly." "If you know what I mean." "I think I do, but I wish I didn't." "Hey look, Jimmy's nose is here." "The rest of him should be coming along any minute." "Well, at least I don't have big ears, Dumbo." "You going to fly away with those big ears, big ears?" "Plus, my parents aren't divorced." "What up now, son?" "Whoo-whoo." "My God, Jimmy?" "!" "Jimmy, he's just a kid." "No, it's fine." "A lot of people tease me about my big ears and my parents' divorce." "I just... need to get stronger." "Hey, hey, hey, it's okay." "It's okay." "What are you doing?" "Just making sure the tooth's still in there." "What?" "I started thinking about the hot tub." "How we found it 20 years ago, and we've never had the money to buy a pump for it." "Every time we had any cash, some expense would come up and we couldn't buy a luxury item." "Anyway, I was thinking, if we got that tooth and sold it, we could finally fix the hot tub." "And then we could sit out here under the stars, you and me together." "Just like we always dreamed of." "So you changed your mind." "Well, when I think of it as money, it feels wrong." "But if Maw Maw swallowed nights under the stars that I could enjoy with you" "I would go through her yucky-yuck to get it." "You would?" "But if we're really going to do this, we can never tell a soul." "No one can know that we really are poo going through people." "Let me ask you a question." "You're not one of those kids who take judo or karate or anything like that, right?" "No." "Good. 'Cause if you keep making fun of me, and, yes, I'm saying this to a 13-year-old," "I'm going to have to kick your ass." "You lay one finger on me, and I tell Sabrina you love her, and that you wait outside the bathroom door and listen to her pee." " I don't do that." " It'll be your word against mine." "And nobody's going to believe a guy that beat up a 13-year-old." "Okay, fine, I won't beat you up." "Just don't tell Sabrina that I like her." "God, man, why can't you just get a girl your own age?" "I'm new in town." "I only know Sabrina." "We can fix that." "If I can find you a girl your own age, would you stop making fun of me?" "If I stop making fun of you, who am I going to make fun of?" "All right, that makes 1,274 to 1,346." "Left hand's making a comeback." "I can work with that." "Hey." "How about her?" "Nice." "Mid to late puberty, hormones going wild, that's all me." "Go over and find out if she thinks I'm cute." "Why me?" "If I do it it's weird." "Not as weird as you listening to Sabrina pee." " Sabrina..." " Okay, okay, okay." "God." "I'll go." "Uh, hi." "I'm sorry to bug you." "I have a friend who thinks you're real cute." "He's a great kid, new in town." "If you go out with him, I'd be thrilled." "I could drive you guys on a date." "Do you like movies?" "I could take you to the movies or out to the lake." "I have a great van." "What the hell's going on here?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "Hey, no." "Nothing bad." "Wow." "I'm not talking to your little girl for me" "I'm talking to her for my friend, the bag boy over there." " What?" "!" " Oh, no, I didn't mean..." "Judy..." "We have to find that girl." "I think I'm in love." "Spatula, colander, rubber gloves, bleach..." "You're gonna be sifting through excrement, aren't you?" "I beg your pardon!" "I have no idea what you're talking about, and I resent the "implination"!" "I got some menthol rub to put under our noses, so we won't have to smell the poo." "Oh, man!" "We got medium gloves." "I hope you don't rip 'em." "How would I rip them, as you will be the wearer of them." "As you will be the doer, doing the deed." "Why should I do the deed?" "You're blood-related." "It's almost like going through your own." "That's stupid." "Okay." "Flip a coin." " Call it in the air." " Heads." "Nope." "You lose." "I'm still not doing it." "It's tails!" "You have to!" "No, I don't." "Why did you suggest a coin toss?" "Because I had a 50-50 chance of winning..." "I took a shot." "Unfair." "Unfair!" "Unfair!" "Fine." "Flip it again." " Heads." " Tails." "Here's the gloves." "No, not doing it." "Stop doing that!" "Okay, fine, I'll do it." "I couldn't stop thinking about the fact you bought a spatula." "I think you're gonna want a slotted spoon." "So how come you're not in school?" "How come you're a dropout who works in a grocery store and can't get a girlfriend?" "I was just trying to make conversation, man." "There you are." "You can run but you can't hide." "Hey..." "Remember me from the store?" "I'm Trevor." "Yeah!" "Hi!" "I'm Judy." "Wanna hang out, maybe watch movies at my friend's house?" "He says he has a VHS player." "Whatever that is." "I would but..." "My dad's super-strict." "He keeps tabs on me with the GPS on my phone." "And I have to be at practice for the next two hours." "You know I once caught a fish... this big?" "I cannot believe how sore I am from one day of running." "You need to stop acting like a 13-year-old girl and just tell Sabrina you like her." "Will you shut up, mom?" "I told you I'll tell her when I'm ready!" "Somebody got their period." "If I tell Sabrina too soon, it'll mess up my plan." "Trust me..." "I've been watching her." "Things with Sabrina and Wyatt are always best when he's away at school and they don't see each other much." "Oh, look..." "Wyatt sent me a kiss with a video text." "But when they're in the same city, they start to fight." "But I like it with a little hair." " Well, I don't." " But I do." "I don't care!" "I'm getting my chest waxed!" "Christmas break, he'll be here for a whole month." "Week three, I make my move." "Sounds like a solid plan." "I apologize for the "period" comment." "Thank you." "And for now, I just have to deal with Trevor." "Just be careful..." "Blackmail never ends." "Remember that woman I caught cheating on her husband?" "That's why we never have to pay tolls on I-80." "That's a woman?" "!" "Ooh." "Eh, just have to do it until Christmas." "Besides, I could use a little exercise." "You!" "You!" "What are you doing?" " Why are you chasing these girls?" " Uh..." "Is that my daughter's phone?" "Uh..." "Where the hell is my daughter?" "You're lucky I didn't kill ya!" "Ya big-nose pervert!" "It's not that big, man." "Dude, did you not see the sock on the front door?" " Judy..." " Daddy!" "I doubt..." "I doubt very much you will be seeing young Judy again." "Fine." "I was sick of her, anyway." "Find me a new one." "And this time, I want one with a little more junk in the trunk." "An Asian... blonde." "A blonde Asian with junk in her trunk." "Find her." "What's with all the ruckus?" "I have to tell Sabrina that I love her." "How about this:" "Sabrina, all the time we've spent at the express check-out Lane," "I've been checking you out, but I've never expressed how I feel." "I think it should rhyme." "Chicks dig rhymes." "That's true." "What are you gonna wear?" "You should go shirtless." "With maybe a necklace or a hat." "Something to take her eyes off your slight belly." "How about I put on a shirt?" "That'll work." "And make sure you have a toothpick sticking out of your mouth." "It says you have good hygiene." "Whatever you say, make sure it has some flair." "You are a special boy." "And she needs to know that you're special." "Maybe start with that." "I am a special boy, and you should know that I am special?" "I like it." "You know what?" "I think I'm gonna write her a letter instead." "Where is my word jumble?" "She's close." "It's showtime, honey." "Stop!" "I can't let my wife do this." "Plus, I don't want to sit in a hot tub with a woman who's sifted through poo." "Stop!" "I can't let you do it, either." "Burt... you know what this means?" "We're not those people." "Oh, my God!" "We're not those people!" "We're not those people!" "Please don't tell Gloria." "It'll just be one more thing she has to fix about me." "It's so much pressure!" "I have to change my hair for her, and wear these weird "metal-y" eagle-wing shirts." "This is just like when we were married." "Barney, you gotta be yourself, and have somebody love you for the toy-collecting, normal shirt wearing, flat-haired store manager that you are." "Somebody's going to." "'Cause that store manager's great." "You got a little something... right here." "There comes a day in every man's life when he has to stand face-to-face with the woman he loves and tell her how he feels." "I'm not that man." "I chose to slip a note in her locker." "You know what?" "I'm proud of you." "It must really feel great." "What must feel great?" "I broke if off with Gloria." "She was no good for me." "She went back home." "So Trevor's gone, too?" "There also comes a point in every man's life when he has to run like a little girl to retrieve a love note from a locker." "Luckily, I've been on a little girl's track team for the last two weeks." "Come on... come on..." "Aah!" "Sometimes in life, you gotta bite the bullet and let the chips fall where they may." "And if you're lucky, things might turn out good." "I could see how my words were touching Sabrina, and could feel all my hopes coming true." "Hey, Jimmy..." "Yes?" "This is the sweetest love letter from Trevor." "Trevor?" "Yeah, well, I mean, it had to be him." "His spelling is terrible." "He spelled "captivating" with a "K."" "He rhymed "heart" with "Paul Blart."" "Paul Blart had a humble courage." "It's so cute that he had a crush." "He wrote a lot of sweet things." "When Trevor gets older, and he works on his spelling, he's gonna be irresistible to women." "Luckily, I didn't have to tell Sabrina how I felt before I was ready." "But pretty soon, I'm gonna have to, so I needed to start practicing." "You're dating a guy named Wyatt..." "Did you ever stop to think "why it?"" "Seems like you guys always argue..." "And now I'm just stuck on a rhyme for "argue."" "Bargue, sargue, fargue..." " Largue..." " Largue... feel like I've heard that."
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"MERAB NINIDZE" "CHULPAN KHAMATOVA" "ANASTASIYA SHEVELEVA" "No man in the world has ever flown higher than a plane or a balloon can reach." "No man has yet reached space." "They've only sent dogs there before, but dogs don't count because any which survived and returned couldn't tell us how our planet looked at a distance." "The first manned flight was a few trial runs away." "It was eagerly awaited in Moscow and Kazakhstan, all around this country from Europe to Asia." "Young pilots waited." "One of them was fated either to go where no man had ventured before, where even your words don't turn into sound, or to die in the attempt." "The doctors and the scientists prepared them." "There was only one complex and painful step left." "SPRING 1961" "Recently, Doctor Daniel Mikhailovich had been tormented by an intense dream." "He had it every night." "Yet every time Dania woke up he'd forget that dream." "The only thing left was the sense of a coming disaster that rested heavily on his soul." "So it went, day after day." "Doctor, I also had an awful dream." "Now it's weighing me down." " Right..." " My nose is bleeding." "And this stupid trifle..." "cost us half a year." "The catapult malfunctioned." "On that day, the re-entry module that a human was supposed to use in six weeks had yet another accident." "The rocket reached its orbit but later, on re-entry, the catapult refused to work." "The parachute didn't open." "It reeks of smoke." "Something was burning in there." " This is it." " This dummy is broken." "Doctor, the equipment failed, but that's what happens." "You look a bit unwell." "I've got a headache." "This place has a horrible climate." "You should... cover your head with your hands to warm it up." "Yes, you look quite sickly." "But soon a man will fly to the stars like an angel and our sorrows will end." "These berries are tart." "This wind... it makes my eyes water." "Daniel Mikhailovich, the parachute might fly away." "It didn't work now, but so what?" "It'll work in six weeks." "A man will fly where only God has been before." "PAPER SOLDIER week six" "Dania, don't worry, I'll wait for you to return from Moscow." "I'll follow you like a tail." "A tail." " Do you hear me?" " I do." "Can I be your furry tail?" " Honey, why are you always cold?" " No idea." "When my mum was exiled here she was always cold." "She said that in Moscow she thought Kazakhstan was the south." "I grew up in Georgia." "It's in the south, the real south." "Vera, don't see me off." "No need." "You're imagining something again." "You're going to miss the train." "We lived in Tbilisi in an old house on Mtatsminda." "There was an orchestra there too." "I was six." " Give me my hat, scum!" " An orchestra." "When we finish the launch site we'll have more orchestras here." "What's got into you?" "What's got into you?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing, hey?" " What is it?" " Crazy kid..." "It smells of some kind of burning." "Something charred..." "Burnt skin." " No, it doesn't." " Doesn't it?" "All right, it doesn't." " You're going to miss the train." " No." "It's the eighth anniversary of the Leader's death. 25 roubles." "He killed millions and he's smiling so happily." "I'll give you 15." "Well, 16." "I can trade it for a chihuahua dog." "Another eight years and we'll build our first moon base." "At first it's going to be tiny, then it will grow huge." "There'll be factories with hundreds of workers there." "And the ships going there will also start small, but by the end of the century there'll be huge liners." " Cities on Mars." " A smoke?" "Stations..." "I don't smoke." "Our own space stations." "Like this." "Then we'll reach Jupiter and its moons, Callisto and Ganymede." "In six weeks the first human will go into space." "Our Soviet man." " Everything will change." " Ganymede was killed, right?" "They chained him to a rock or..." "No, that was Prometheus." "Bring me a book on how to draw horses." "You'll go away and I'll draw a horse every day and think that you're with me." "Get lost!" "Get out of here!" "Scram!" "I said, get lost!" "It's just circles of existence." "It's chilly today." "Dania, don't play cards." "Even with very good people." "In Moscow, I'll have a proper hot bath and get warm." "In Kazakhstan the wind is so cold it blows my thoughts away." "Let's go." "Dania!" "Stop." "Take my suitcase." "Krasnov!" "All aboard." "All aboard!" "I said, all aboard!" "Don't dawdle!" "We've arrived." "Some launch site." "It's desert all around and the site isn't ready." "Got a light?" "Sell me a bathtub." "What do you need it for?" "It's a good officers' tub. 30 roubles." "I'll write a complaint against you." "My fiancée is from Moscow." "Write your fill, scandalmonger." "I'll give you 15." " 16." " I'll take 17." " It's heavy." " No matter." "I'm strong." "What are you carrying?" "Your cow gobbled up a pail of soap." "How are we going to wash?" "We have no soap left." "My fiancée is from Moscow." "So thank you very much." "They'll give you more soap in the canteen." "Don't get upset." "I'm not upset." "I'm not upset at all." "It's all just circles of existence." "Life is great and full of surprises." "I bought a bath." "Why so sad?" "I'm all right." "I'm not upset at all." "Vera, do give me back my mugs." "Didn't you give them to me when you were leaving?" "It's a beautiful cow, and a rare breed, but what a fool..." " Give me the mugs back." " All right." "They test rockets and those rockets fall on us." "Where will I put this bath, and why?" "week five" "Today it's cloudy in Moscow and the region." "Temperature is minus 25, wind is S-W, 5 to 7 metres per second, air pressure is at 750 mm..." "You stole my chocolate bar." "You came from Kazakhstan, a stranger." "No complaints, everything's fine." "Is everything fine?" "Of course." "I just had a dream." "I don't remember what it was about." "Nina, let's leave." "Let's forget all this and just travel and travel..." "Yes, we sure will." "I love Moscow." "If you say no, it's no." "And you call yourself my wife." " I love Moscow, not Kazakhstan." " Who needs you?" " The third folly today." " I'll remarry." "You'll weep and beg but it will be too late." "I'm tired." "On the train, I dreamed I had two Orders of Lenin." "I was a Hero of the Soviet Union." "My workmates wept with joy." " Optimism is the basis of everything." " Tell me as a doctor..." "Valentin, check the temperature." " Where's the scary doctor?" " We're here on serious business." "Comrade pilots, though you're more than pilots." "I thought you just needed lieutenants for vivisection." "You've been checking and testing us for a year and guess what?" "I spent the night barking, and I answered when called "Blackie"..." " Let's go, Blackie." " Next." "I remember numbers but forget words, all but the ones I need most." " Does it happen to you?" " I forget numbers." "Once on a bus I forgot if I needed No 3 or No 13." "Why are you all so sad, gloomy and dull?" "We don't choose who will fly." "Not me, for sure." "I don't, and I don't want to." "Nina, have you ever tried oysters?" " Yes." " Why laugh?" "You ignorant fool." "You idiot, I've read about them." "People eat them alive." "They say oysters squeal." " A horrible thing really." " Your record book?" "It's all terrible." "These working conditions be damned." "I wonder how soon we'll be able to pilot planes mentally." "Break your tooth and you're out." " I'm warning you." " Mentally?" "That's not for you." " Here." " If they send you up..." " They won't send you." " Wait and see." "Who smoked?" "I didn't." "Two chocolate bars for that lie." "It's serious business, pilots." "And we do check-ups in a corridor." "If they really sent you into space, you'd wet your pants." "Not even if I went through the Sun!" "Then I'd spit on you from above." "Basically, space is not for you." "Little one..." "It really shouldn't matter, but these trifles are important." "Nowadays everything depends on trifles." "Why do you yell at me all the time?" "Today you yelled at me three times." "I counted." "At dawn, at noon, and you'll yell tonight." "I won't do it at night." "Put the bike back or Rudyakov will never forgive you." "He will." "A catastrophe..." "A cataclysm." " You should join a circus." " I wanted to." "They refused." "Nina!" "Nina, have you seen my bicycle?" " No." " How weird..." "Everything's in place but they took the bike." "Nonsense." "Well, please tell Daniel I'm eagerly awaiting his thesis." "I hope he'll be worthy of his father and get a doctorate." "Certainly." "He's already refused several times." "Being a physician and the wife of a physician, you surely must understand." "I never carry this key with me... but I did today, as if I felt something." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." " Nina, hello?" " You got caught, oaf." "I told you so." "Crouch, will you?" "I'll push a straw through the keyhole." "I can't hear you." "What?" "It's cognac." "Try it." "I've never tasted anything so good." "Enough." "Yes, I'll take you to my domain, I'll carry you to the realm where... "" "No..." "Earth looks like any star and any star seems to be Earth. "" "Mute with surprise you'll see new words," "Stunning visions I play with." "Then, fearful and helpless, you'll whisper 'Let go. '" "I'll open my wings and smile 'Fly'." "And crumbling under that divine smile," "You'll fall like a trembling stone into a shining emptiness. "" "Dania?" "Darling, take the tea, please." "I smell something burning." "Do you?" "Don't do it with a spoon in." "In my shoes, an officer of the Tsar's guard would shoot himself." "I said I needed that doctorate so now I can't refuse them." "It won't work." "I'll never be a Doctor of Medical Science." "I'll never get the Order of Lenin." "So be it." "Nina, let it burn." "Why are you trying to work yourself up?" "And what did you prove?" "It will have to be retyped." "Give me a cigarette." " What was it..." " I taught the dog a trick." "Zhenya, the light!" "Zhenya!" "I can do that as well." "week four" "On that day Dania surprised himself by getting a science doctorate instead of a Ph. D." "All his friends gathered at his old mate's dacha to celebrate with him." "The dacha was closed for the winter so the stove took a while to heat it but the damp smell remained." " Got paint on my coat in the theatre." " So be it." "And Commissars in dusty helmets... "" "And Dania felt uneasy in his soul." "I'll perish in the Civil War... " Let's swap." "Our intelligentsia has been divided for 200 years so our Motherland is a mess." "Could you shoot me?" "Right." "In the back." "The first shashlik of the season will be ready soon." "I thought your place used to be bigger." "Want me to carve you in marble?" "It would be an anti-abstract magnum opus." " In marble?" " You don't care?" "A white lion was found in Africa." "It was put in a zoo but it escaped." "Funny." "And suddenly we realised we're over thirty." "We're the first generation in years for whom there are no obstacles to life being beautiful, free and happy." "Have no illusions, we've been thirty for ages." " Seen my cigarette case?" " I found this." "Don't laugh." "Or the injection will hurt you." "I'll run through the snow... with a syringe in my backside." "You have the body of a baby." "It's a joke." "Bitten by a squirrel..." "Me, a Ph. D., bitten by a squirrel." "I'm probably getting old." "Yes, that's it." "If you want a pregnancy, time it to ovulation." "I'll get you the pills." "In your case it's better to try on those days." "A telegram from the forest." "Squirrel's mother apologises, saying she had her period, that's why she was so irritable..." "Listen, I came to this hole to tend to your wife in your place." "And you mock me." "You have a party?" "Go party." " David..." " It's all jokes to you." " You're a pig, brother." " Listen..." "What's got into him?" "Try to think." "Nina, wait, was it sincere?" "Reflecting on it?" "Tell me." " On reflection, it was sincere." " Tell me the truth, it's vital." "Look into my eyes... yesterday at Defence, was it sincere?" "What a horrible disposition you have." "Look into the mirror, put on a smile and say" "I'm smart and gifted." "I made a divine presentation. "" " Smart..." " I stunned them. "" "Are you serious?" "Did they appreciate my commitment?" "I've got a wonderful wife. " Say it." "We have no children, but we will." "It will be fine. " Enough!" "Smile." "Wider." "Wider!" "Wider, or I'll move to my mother's." "Wider yet." "That isn't enough." "More." "Wider yet." "Like this?" " Like this?" " That's more like it." "Garik's here." "Garik's here." "Smile." "What a car." " Hi." " Hi." "Imagine, they got paint on my coat at the theatre." "My watch is fast again." "It's in a hurry." "I had it fixed twice, but it's fast." "My life's an adventure." " How fast?" " It depends." "It used to be precise, you see." "And now it's ahead." "It's in a hurry." "Your trenchcoat's too clean." " Garik's here." " Wait." "I see the Revolution differently." "Those iron people..." " Congratulations, Doctor." " Thanks." "This is for you." "They improved a horrible vast world, deep in sweat and dirt." "A commissar doesn't look like you or like me." "A different breed." "You have kind eyes, but you don't think." " The nerve!" " I wanted to call you." "But I was told you only take gifts." "So I had to cover 50 km." " Wives take gifts." " Kiss my hand, please." " I've not got down to my thesis." " You will." "Listen, something has changed inside you, subtly." "See?" " Sound the horn." " Very subtle." " An electric drill?" " Why did you insult David?" "He's hurt." "Listen, my Ph. D. was taken as a D.Sc." "Rudyakov himself gave me a coffee pot and kissed my hand." "A beauty." "Why is everything in this country called Sputnik"?" "A Sputnik shaver, a Sputnik bike..." "My hands always smell of brandy." "Did you hear David was bitten by a hamster?" "It chased him for an hour." "David screamed." "Now he can't work because he keeps shaking." "A spooked gynaecologist unnerves his patients." " Isn't that so?" " Give it a break." "Let's do something special." "Let's drink vodka." "David!" " If he doesn't want to, so be it." " David!" " Your squirrel is here." " Yep!" "David!" "Shame on you, really." "And the kind word of your daily cares... "" "It must be stolen..." " A thief." " A conquistador." " That's our historical role." " Let's finally have a drink." "Whichever way, I'm going to die in the one and only Civil War," "And Commissars in dusty helmets... "" "There's no real intelligentsia left." " Let's..." " Who are you?" "I'm not an intellectual." "I reject these Russian complexes." "An intellectual is seen as a weak and vulnerable creature that can only lament and whine." "Like a beautiful but meaningless vase." "Beauty can't be meaningless or meaningful." "It exists and that's enough, right?" "I also reject bourgeois values." "We're above conventions." "What matters is the sacrifice." " Matches?" " An idea I can commit to." " I'm a man of the '60s..." " My liver hurts." "I live in the best and freest country on earth." "I think to reject one's nature is obscene." "It's shameful." "It's an act of cowardice, really." "Isn't it cowardly to be an intellectual?" "At least you say That's what I am. " No sham." "Tell me please, Daniel." "Do we need these rockets of yours?" "I'm an actor." "We have the first Sputnik up, but so what?" "It's a chance to change everything, to get free from the past." "It's also a matter of pride." "We did it, not them." "They're building something." "What?" "I want to go to Lake Seliger..." "Remember Chekhov's Three Sisters?" "A man must work by the sweat of his brow... a train driver... "" "I wonder what happened to the three sisters under Stalin." "Who was their daddy?" "A vice-colonel in the Tsar's army?" "So they'd be in a camp or cutting trees in Siberia." "Right?" " Want some shashlik?" " I'm full." "Have you seen my cigarette case?" " Where did you drop it?" " Somewhere here." "Daniel, I've got liver ache..." "Make it respect you." "Drink." "An eye for an eye." "Listen to the good doctor." "We got a letter from a young pilot who wants to go into space." "I can stand wind and cold, and hold my breath for 10 minutes. " Barbarism!" " And why him?" " I've got a constant headache." " The doctors say I'm fine." " You must be cold." "I've got a degree, my nightmares are over." " It's not summer." "A fine hat..." " Today a new life begins." " I'll bear a girl for me, a boy for you." " The case... got it." " If you only..." " No ifs".." "You're a doctor, you know it all." "Enough." "Leave me alone." "Prokopov, I found your cigarette case, see?" " Thank you." " Be my guest." " A bourgeois." " My work is in a world expo..." "Don't drink any more." "Do you know about watches?" "Mine is fast and it's a problem..." " Fuck your watch..." " Misha!" " Oh, you're fearsome." " Are you okay?" " Dania, let's go home!" " Leave him alone." "Hush, hush." "Only I have nowhere to go." "Svetlana booted me out." "Don't break the skewer." " You're drunk." "Stay with us." " Thanks." "...he was a paper soldier." "He wished to alter everything and be the whole world's helper, but he was puppet on a string, a soldier made of paper. "" "Tonight, at 2 a. m. sharp, we're going to make a baby." "He cursed his fate, he called it names and wanted no safe harbour." "He kept on asking for the flames, forgetting he was paper." "He dreads the fire?" "Not at all!" "One day he cut a caper and died for nothing; after all, he was just made of paper. "" "What is he doing?" " Don't peep." " Here." " May I?" " Yes." "What's got into you?" "Nina, I just said it for a laugh." "There's something bourgeois about it." "Something sinful and bad." "I'm afraid of that, Nina." " Pour me some wine." " An alcoholic." "I read that kisses should be tart." "You're insane." " Put rouge on my lips." " No." " I said I liked the idea." " Like in France." " I didn't say I wanted that." " It's gone numb from lack of use." " There's something wrong about it." " I agree." "Paint my lips." "What grade are you in?" "And I'm a teacher... gym, or maths." "Dania!" "What do you want?" "Dania, I'm dying." " What?" " My heart stopped." "What stopped?" "Get out of here!" "Out." "Is it bad?" "Well, it's really not that good." "Come on." "Calm down, don't breathe." "Let me feel your pulse." "It's not beating." "Nina, listen." " What isn't beating?" " The heart." "The pulse is there." "Personally, I'm scared." " How can it be?" " It's not beating." "Your fingers." "Can you feel them?" " I can feel." " Try the other hand." " Here?" " Yes." " Why did you sleep with shoes on?" " I'll take them off." " Feel that?" "Fingers?" " Yes." " And here?" " Yes." " Sure?" " Give him a shot." " Of course." " No!" " No, give me pills." " Pal, there are no pills for this." "We have nothing to offer." " This one." " Please, no shots, I beg you." "Garik, look me in the eye." " It's a heart, not a finger, got it?" " I do..." "Inhale, exhale and calm down." "Let me listen." " Nina, this is terrible." " Wait, check here!" "I can feel something here." " It's a kidney." " Does a kidney beat?" "It's giving you signs that it's not feeling well either." " Go on." " Wait!" "It's beating on the other side." " It's a trick." " It changed sides, look." "No, it's a trick." "Lie down and calm down." " Just don't hurt me!" " I'm scared too." "I don't like giving people injections." "See?" "So... one, two, three!" " All done?" " Give me a cigarette, please." "Idiot!" "I'm such an idiot!" " A murdering doctor!" " Garik!" "There's something psychopathic about your theatrical ways." "No, I'm probably just ticklish." "I was so scared!" "You bastard!" " Why have more vodka?" " I'm sorry." "What did you inject?" "A dormitive and a laxative." "So you'll sleep." "I missed my door." "Left or right is such a trifle." " I'm off to bed." " I'll be right there." " You're a doctor." " I know." " And you scare a friend!" " I like biomechanics." "And all your Stanislavskys, Nemiroviches" " Danchenkos, they're all laxatives..." "Please, forgive me." "Dania, why are you still up?" "I think that we're all... quite cute but senseless." "People used to live..." "I mean, they used to have a life." " They..." " Let's go to bed." "They were heroic, they knew what they lived for." " Let's go..." " Look at us." "What do we do?" "We prescribe pills, measure blood pressure and temperature..." "All the best!" " You think nothing awaits us?" " The bed does!" "Let's go to bed." "Leave me alone, please." "Don't take offence, honey." "I think there's something awaiting us." "But where do we get this slackness from, this desire to think and speculate and muse, to run from doing important and necessary work?" "We must use an iron fist to create this new life." "Not like it was under Stalin, no prison camps and all that." "A different, fair life where people are not enemies and there's no humiliation, no racism." "All right, art's not for sale." "And neither is science." "They're not done for money, but for their own sake." "Come on, eat." "Another one." "I'm sure we'll be able to do it." "We will." "Not some Germans or Americans, not imperialists." "It will be us." "We can do it and we will." " Lenin was right." " Lenin was a bloodsucker." "And a German spy." "Perhaps your ideas are right... people are brothers, and nothing is for sale." "Yet what comes from this regime is disgusting." "Even its poetry." "It's nothing but ideology." "Why is nobody interested in people?" "Why is it only ideas?" "Tell me." "The intelligentsia has greater responsibility." "Mum and Dad believed, even when jailed under Stalin." "Why am I always listening to you?" "Whenever you need to talk, I'm there." "What about me?" "You don't care what's going on with me." "Dummy, David said I have to conceive on one of these days." "It's strange training in an old church." "Feels like you're just born or just dead." "Hi." "Strange, all the bells are gone but they keep tolling... for somebody." " Hi there." " Hello." "Come on, think." "Marry me, Tanya." "I'll give you a fur coat." "I'm Anya." " No one likes him." "He's a boozer." " You've sunk so low." "Anya's an officer and can carry a gun." "Anya, use your gun to shoot him." "Why are we surrounded by soldiers?" "Anya, tell me as a fellow officer." "You'd better warm up." " Let's go get warmed up!" " Yes." "All right, get working." "Warm up your shoulders first." "Someone's lost a scarf." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "I loved and respected your father." "An amazing man, a genius!" "The best surgeon in Moscow at 25, the best in Russia at 30." "When I was a student I watched him work." "I watched his fantastic hands." "He saved so many." "It's great that you're a doctor." "Pity you aren't a surgeon, but a physician isn't bad either." "I broke my fingers at ten." "Your mother was a wonderful woman." "She helped your father a lot." "He was a difficult man, of course, but that was entirely justified." "It's a pity they're both gone." " Thank you." " Goodbye." "It's terrible that they perished in the camps." " I was at a store yesterday." " Move!" "Lots of rotten cheese." "It's called Roquefort." "It's not rotten, it just has an awful smell." "The French invented it and now they suffer." "Try it, maybe you'll like it." "Thank you." " Idiot!" " What of it?" "Why react this way?" "He didn't say anything." "If you were a surgeon, they'd compare you to your father." " You'd be more upset." " I got his temper." "But I'm a useless, worthless man." "Sir, did you read my letter?" "No, I threw it out." "Listen." "Two doctors, Petenkoffer and Emmerich, drank pure live cholera cultures." "Our Mechnikov did the same." "They weren't afraid." "So forget all these useless thoughts and go exercise, please." " Nothing changes." " What?" "We always find excuses." "You speak of scientists, but this is different." "Listen, Nina." "Tell me, am I talented or is it all..." "You keep talking about great scientists." "This is a different tune altogether." "They sacrificed themselves." "If these boys burn..." "I'm cold." "Where's that scarf?" "They'll burn... and there won't even be any ashes left, or they'll turn into charred black little lumps." "What right do we have to do this?" "Don't take it off, please." "What right do you have..." "No, I haven't seen it." "Give me..." "You're so pitiful." "You look like a teeny-weeny rat." "Only mice can be this tiny." " It starved for a while." " And shrank." "Nobody will burn." "Anyway, others will follow." "I will follow." " No one will do it but us." " Don't give me a hand..." " We have to believe." " Sure." "Or we'll fail." "I see it, I know it." "Dad loved slogans." "They justify anything." "Don't compare me to your father." "That's unfair." "I don't understand how you can do it." "Two years ago I applied to be sent to outer space." " So?" "You're a good doctor." " They refused." " Giving no reasons." " You won't fly." "I'm dirty all over." " These operatic passions..." " Sending kids up out of pride." "I'm human." "It's hard for me." "Your rockets are really meant to deliver bombs." "It's mean of you to say that." " Mean." " So be it." "I'm flying to the launch site in Kazakhstan tomorrow." "Congratulations." "Now get away from me." "Get away from me." "Or I'll start crying." "Crying?" "Why?" "For something good, or bad?" "It's not civil to cry in front of strangers." " I don't know..." " I want nothing to do with you." "I'll figure out why." " You don't cry, anyway." " Never." "I have nightmares every night." "I feel nauseous after them." "But I'm ready." "I want to fly into space." "I'm willing to sacrifice myself." "I wanted to talk to Daniel Mikhailovich and apologise for my weakness." "I know they call us "space dogs", and what happened to them can happen to us." "I have nightmares every night." "I feel nauseous after them." "But I'm ready to fly into space." "I really want to." "I'm willing to sacrifice myself." "Valya, tell me, can you see the stains on my skirt?" " Not really." " Great." " Why aren't you running?" " I'm a bit tired." "I'll be off soon." "I can rest when I become a marshal." "Are you sure you'll become one?" "Yes." "Marshal" sounds good." "Well, a marshal, then." "Borya the Swan spends winters on this pond." "The newspapers say he's very nice and sociable, friendly with lots of Muscovites." "A friend to lots of Muscovites." "Borya the Swan." "Daniel Mikhailovich asked me to give you this letter." "Thanks." "He thinks I'll hang myself." "A hysteric." "I never lose any bets." "Get that into your nut!" " Are you ready?" " I am." " We ruined this state property anyway." " Let's go." "Let's go!" " Come on!" " Hold on!" "Look at him rolling!" "Quiet." "Hush." "Hush." "Why so nervous today, brother?" "I hate compression chambers too." "They stink." "Open your mouth." "Let's go for a drive." "Open your mouth." "Thank you." " These birds..." " Don't forget about Thursday." " Things keep falling today." " Get into the chamber." "The tea's getting cold." "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name... week three" "When they finish building the launch site, it will be a fine white city that'll stand for 1000 years." "The firewood's damp today." "I think it was a tragic accident." "It's sad but it can't be helped." "What do you think, Daniel?" "That's what I think as well." "Sign the paper." "It's been waiting for you for three days." "...dropped cotton on the hot plate that was switched on." "The chamber immediately burst into flames." "The gym suit on the patient caught fire." "The future cosmonaut couldn't be saved." " Open the door!" " He said no one was to blame." "How could he just... die like this?" "He didn't even crash..." "It's so stupid." "He left... a wife and a kid." "He just went up in flames." "And burned." "I was on a train once, looking out of the window." "Beyond the glass there were small villages, ugly villages, the ones Chekhov described." "The people were angry, unkind and hungry." "And lots of them were sick." "Nothing changes there and it never will." "Maybe this thing, this flight, will change something?" "We can't give up, we can't ask questions, we can't afford doubt, we just have to go forward." "Soon one of us will fly to the stars and everything will be fine." "Daniel Mikhailovich, is something wrong?" "Tanya, let me show you a wonderful place." "I'm Anya." "Anya." "Something wrong with your wife?" "No, everything's fine." "We're divorced..." "Anya." "Daniel Mikhailovich, we're all very upset." "But it's done now." "He knew what he was in for." "Do you agree?" "Do you have a key to the office?" "I have to make an urgent call." "Of course I do." "Who's that you keep calling?" "Comrade Doctor, Marat is very afraid of wolves." "He sees them everywhere." "I can't do anything about it." "Why be scared?" "They should be scared of us." "Just spit on them, like that." "Go ahead, spit." "Comrade Doctor, I can't do anything at all." "week two" "The train to Moscow is leaving Tyura-Tam station." "The train is late again." "Could you tell me how to get to the site where they launch rockets?" "Good day." "Comrade, can you tell me how to get to the launch site?" "Is that a no?" " Do you have a travel order?" " No, but my husband is there." "They won't let you in without an order." "We have nice Bulgarian skirts, for women of medium height." "Reasonable price." "You won't buy them in a store." "We also have good Yugoslavian glasses." "They use Italian designs." "They're cheaper but still good quality." "Yugoslavian glasses are always better than Italian ones." "Your boots are out of fashion." "Why wear boots like that?" "All right." "I know a place, we're going that way." "I can take you along if you wish." " When?" "Right now?" " We're going in that direction." "As the ancients used to say, physical curatical. "" "Shall we?" "Off we go." " Physical what?" " Something like that sweater." "Here's a nice sweater." "Foreign made." "I can recommend it." "I'll buy this sweater if you take me to the site." "We'll get you there." "I'll help you, just a moment." " Is this your wife?" " Yes, this is my wife." "I like her." "I'm Paul, a former pilot." "So I had to stay here." "Well, shall we go?" "Off we go." "Foreign sweaters are rare." "I wear one myself." "Want Czech Fashion magazine?" "My wife loves it." "She says Czech fashion is second only to the French." "But the French are capitalists, so their fashion won't work for us." " So where is he?" " There he is." " The sky's unusually beautiful." " The sky is its usual grey self." "I woke up rested." "My appetite is fine." " A good appetite is great." " Birds look at me." "Interesting." "Use your slingshot." "A grown-up man and a slingshot." " They'll serve stewed fruit today." " Yes, birds are a good sign." " What did you do to my book?" " What book?" "I gave you a book of poetry." "You laughed half the night over it." " The blue one?" "Under the bed." " It's not blue, it's dark brown." " You're mistaken." " You are." "When this is over let's go to a restaurant." "I don't like them." "I'm scared of waiters." "But if I come back, I'll have to get used to them." "And there's a long road ahead of me." "If it's no, it's no." "I'm not upset really." "Maybe it will work next time." "Yuri..." "Please, tell me... do you feel anything at all?" "And all this?" "Is this thing worth it?" "Of course, I do worry a little... but my mood is good." "They put you in a box and off you fly." "Then again, what would I be if not for this?" "Nobody." "That's what I believe." "We serve our country, and mankind." "You serve and I serve." "You talked me into staying here." "Now you have to choose who's the best." "Why is your face so sad, Comrade Doctor?" " It's very cold." " It's the wind of time." "I hear some nut drew pictures all over the staff carriage." "Indecent pictures, I mean." "Mum..." "Dad..." "I'm so confused." "Well, eat me now." "Citizen, cover your ears with your palms very tightly and follow me." "Sergeant Pashintsev at your service." "This used to be a huge prison camp, a city, really." "Now we're putting things in order." "We set on fire the remnants of our recent Stalinist past." " Don't push me." " I said, we burnt the remnants of the recent Stalinist past." "Stop pushing me!" " Over here." " Why kill the dogs?" " Don't you pity them?" " Why?" "All they can do is guard." "Just like me." "Remnants of the past." "You must be an actress." "We're expecting a theatre." "I came to see my husband at the range." " It got lost." "So I thought..." " Sir!" " What do we do with the dogs?" " Pashintsev..." "I should rename you my aide-de-camp." "It sounds better." "I need to get to the range..." " Where they fire rockets." " What about the dogs, sir?" "Do you have a travel order?" "I have a letter, there's a stamp here." "Your husband hasn't written for quite a while." "I've got a funny piece of literary grassing here." "While speaking about literature... "" "There's no need." "Go." "I said we needed constructive, patriotic, future-oriented literature." "N.V. claimed it was rubbish and the importance of Soviet authors... is exaggerated. "" "I can't make out the signature." "Like to read it?" "No, I wouldn't." "I'm sorry." "My father was in the camps." "Why be scared now?" "It wasn't me." "What does your husband do?" "My husband is a doctor." "Do you know what this place is?" "You don't." "It's a camp for the wives of traitors." "You went the wrong way." "Let me see what I can do for you." "It's not America, Mr Tom, it's Africa... "" "Actually, I'm supposed to detain you." "Let's go." "Don't stand there." "Let's go." "Come on..." " I do." " Then keep doing it." "My crippled husband and I were arrested by the gendarmes." "But we didn't die because... the poisoning wasn't fatal and I agreed to work at the police office." "My late husband and I were punished, beaten with rubber clubs." "He was really sick after that." "I think I deserved to be put here." " It's been my home for 15 years." " You've served your term." "Where can I go now?" "I'm used to this place." "Anywhere." "It's a big world." "We'll get you a voucher for a room." "I'll write to Comrade Khrushchev." "I'm quite fine where I am." " This is folly." " You can't live in a prison camp." "It's for serving appropriate sentences." "Why not let them stay and live here?" "They've been here since the '30s." "Where would they go?" "We live in a different free country." " I don't think so." " I don't know." "It's too big a price." " What do you want from me?" " Just send me to my husband." "This is our local power plant." "It's almost as big as the Dnieper HPP." "These tracks lead nowhere." "So nobody could ever escape." "It's like a dream." "Yes, like a dream." "This is the former camp warden." "He's in charge of electricity here." "Comrade, sir, I need new felt boots." "I'm flat out." " It will be done." " Good." " We'll provide." " Fine." "Oh, it's cold here." "I used to think Kazakhstan was in the south." "My suitcase is broken." "Oh, damn!" "Here's a truck that will take you there." "It's like you're made of raw iron." "I'm scared and you're not." "That's funny." "I'll give you the papers so you know there are decent people around." "Are you tired?" "Last summer I was very sick but now I'm fine." "And the captain..." "What do we do with the dogs?" "He's sick too." "He'll die if he stays here." "Is it bound for the launch site?" " Yes." "Go to that car." " Thanks." "A dog." "A wet dog..." "Thanks." "My bum is all wet now!" "Quite nice." "Subtropical." "In think in 100 years we'll all turn into rain or rainbows." "I like it, there's some harmony in it." "It will be so sad." "Why sad?" "If we turn into rain, the rain dries up and nothing is left." "Water evaporates." "Recently I dreamt that you came here." " Hello." " Want some salad?" " I do." " It's very good." " Dania, who is this woman?" " She's my wife." "The wife's name is Nina." "The U.S. is behind us where jet engines are concerned, but they're ahead of us in communications and I.T." "Don't whine." "I'm the one who should be crying." " You could've said I'm your sister." " You don't look alike." " It's embarrassing." " It is." "Greetings!" "I agree with him." "Why do you hurt him?" "You have unkind eyes." "He tried to leave me." "So I tailed him around." "I followed him like a tail." " And I kept him." " Good for you." "Charades..." "What Italian city means love" when read backwards?" " Roma." " Good!" "What river's name is also a fruit?" "Orange." "It's no fun, you know everything." "Name the cape that's a musical instrument." "I want to smoke but I can't..." "Vera, dear, what is it?" "Vera, what's got into you?" "Vera, tears are good." "But not right now." "Let's get out of here." "Let's go." "She's a charming person, but a bit weird, isn't she?" "But who's normal nowadays?" " It could affect children, though." " It's rude, Nina." "Now it's my fault." "Wasn't it you who left me for her?" "I didn't leave for her..." "I just left." "Last night..." "Last night I woke up..." "I wrote in my diary that in a few days we'd be sending a man to his death." "Dania, may I at least spend the night here?" "Our worries are transient." "Our descendants will laugh at us." " At our petty feelings." " You've gone mad." "And I became part of your madness." "What should I do?" " Greetings, Doctor!" " Good evening." " Why are you out in the rain?" " Just sitting here." "You must be nervous about the launch." "A man flying for the first time." "Five out of seven got into orbit." "Three landed perfectly, one crash landed." "It will be fine." "If something happens, doctors will be helpless anyway." "I'm a bit worried, of course." "I had a whole harem in Kazakhstan." "They went on strike and left me." "Only a donkey and a eunuch stayed." "I have nowhere to live, nowhere to sleep, nowhere to go." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "I understand all the reasons, of course." "More harmony." "More harmony!" "All right, comrades." "Let's rehearse the funeral march." "Hi." "How do you do?" " Buy the portrait, 40 roubles." " Wow, it's gone up..." "Stop!" "Where are you going?" " Get out of the way!" " Leave!" " Out of the way!" " Go!" "Step aside." "Bloody move!" "He's not ill, he's drunk." " Is Mum home?" " Come in." " Dad, how are you feeling?" " Side pains, short of breath." "This place is absurd and stupid." "You know, I want to die so I don't have to see all this." "But I'm dead already, what can I do?" "You look tired, son." "Dad, I've got headaches." "My hands don't always obey me." "It's called a clash." " What?" " A clash." "Two opposite impulses sent by the cerebral cortex." "The inner impulse orders you to do one thing." "But you force yourself to do something opposite." "It happens to all of us in daily life but sometimes, rarely, this clash gets really serious." "And illness results." "Like in a cybernetic machine." "If a machine gets two contradicting orders, it breaks down." " So what should I do, Dad?" " Calm down." "I tried, but I couldn't do it." "You might be acting against human nature." " A doctor can't take lives." " Mum..." "You don't answer the phone." "I keep calling, wanting to ask you..." "My little one, I just can't." "Understand?" "You know, don't you?" "You've changed so much." "Are you angry with me?" "No, I just gave up." "It's like I'm living somebody else's life." "Everything is working, but it's not my life." " You'll talk your fill soon." " Why is that?" "Because you'll die soon." "We'll all live together as a family again." "Just so." " This is nonsense." " Nonsense?" " Aren't we happy here?" " You fool." "So we died, so what?" "You seem so lonely..." "Yes, yes." "Look!" "What are you doing?" "Get up!" "Jumping under the train!" "I'll hit you with the can." "Get lost!" "Don't you look at me!" "You pathetic drunk!" "Get lost!" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "I said get out of here." "Walk!" "week one" "I swear... that whatever I achieve, I will never stop... that I will keep... that I will never stop striving and working" "working... to bring to life the great dreams of the leaders of the proletariat... the great dreams..." "of the great leaders... of conquering outer space." "I will proudly carry the flag of the first man... to orbit the Earth." " Show me your throat." " Damn it!" "I forgot the words!" "Conquering space..." "I will proudly carry the flag of the first man to reach..." "You need to hand in your reports." "They yell at me and I just shrug." " They're threatening to fire us." " I'll hand them in." "You can't conquer space without taking risks." "Fear of fatalities will impede space exploration." "Do your reports." "They want to check." "It's okay." "I'll hand them in." "He won't burn." "Yuri will do really well." "A new era will arrive tomorrow." "Look, I found a book." "That must be Yuri's." " Just hand in the papers." " I will." "They complained..." "Daniel Mikhailovich..." " Why is it you don't look at me?" " I just don't." "Yuri..." "Yuri, is this the book?" "I thought it was blue." "Baratashvili's poems translated by Pasternak." "Please, tell me..." "Did you think it over?" "Daniel Mikhailovich..." " Let's tell our fortunes." " Sure." " Fifth stanza from the top." " Here." "It's about distant countries." "I've never been there." "Why are they tormenting me with that text?" "I'm here just in case." "Cosmonaut Number 2." " Good day." " Hello." " Stop this nonsense, please." " Time to go." " Let's try again." " I don't want to." " For luck." " There's one stupid poem." "No." "There is no fate." "It's imaginary." "Goodbye, Daniel Mikhailovich." "Yuri, are you sure?" "That's fate, Daniel Mikhailovich." "My victory is the victory of our nation..." "Yes, of course, it's fate." "New conquerors will follow in my footsteps..." "Just a moment." "Don't be upset, brother, you'll fly next time." "Who knows what'll happen to me." " Should I kick you?" " You think it's funny?" "Just a joke in your style." "Isn't it too subtle?" "You're going deaf, pal." "Keep joking." " Well?" " Jokester's broken." "Later." "How about a shashlik?" " Lamb?" " Yes." "Sure." " How about a ride?" " Great." "Lads, can we borrow your bikes?" " Thanks." " Thanks." "It's all broken." " It's so muddy." " You'll be our referee." " Watch out for the truck." " Go, go, go!" "Go!" "From this spot." "Let's do a bow from the pole to that bonfire." " Let's go." " Ready?" " I'll beat you." " Go!" "Go." "Onwards!" "I'm on." " Come on, forward!" " Here we go!" "Come on!" " Forward!" " Bloody thing." " My chain is off!" " Thanks." "Go!" " Go!" " Wait!" " On!" " Wait for me." "Go on!" "Daniel Mikhailovich..." "All of us are going to celebrate tomorrow." "It'll be fun." "Are you coming?" "What if there's no cause?" "Next time then, and tomorrow we'll cry." " Someone has to fly one day." " Think what you say, fool." "You do know I love you." "I follow you around like a dog." "And you're so important, aren't you?" "As if you don't care about me." "You have a weak heart, you're afraid for your life." "You imagine you're someone else." "But you aren't like that." "You could have given me flowers." "But no, I can give myself some, because I can't wait anymore." "It will be fine because I'm very nice and I know I'll be happy." " Don't you lean on me." " Save me." "I feel like I'm a character in a movie." "This is all so absurd." " You're weak, you're a weak man." " Shoo!" "Go away!" "Shoo!" " Leave it alone." " So many dogs around here!" "It's a new thing..." "A great event is coming, and these dogs..." "It would be nice to get rid of them." "He came last night, drunk or ill." " Want some tea?" " No." "You look hysterical, you should see a doctor." " I am a doctor." " Is this his coat?" " Fool, what did you prove?" " Help me." "We spent the night looking for you." "She kept running around, crying and calling you." "I just met Sasha." "He forgave you, he said..." "Really?" "Did he forgive me?" "What's to forgive?" "What?" "Nina..." "Did you lose your voice again?" "He's not upset." "Vera, tell him." " Tell him what?" " That he's not angry with you." " Sasha forgave you." " So what..." "He forgave me..." "I didn't cry." "I didn't cry, I didn't cry." "I didn't cry..." "Sergei..." "What if he burns too?" "I can't do this any more." "But we really must build this bright new life at some point." "I don't understand..." "I do not..." " Sweetheart..." " I don't understand..." "We will leave, do you hear me?" " I'll take you away." " I don't get it." "We'll get on a train and we'll just keep going." "We can take her along." "Do you want us to?" "We will." "Sweetheart..." "You can't just stay here, do you hear me?" "I'm all alone, Nina, in this empty field in the heart of Asia." "You just don't understand, Nina." "You don't get that I believe in this." " I understand." " And that I always will believe." " You will." " In all this." "I'll never, ever leave my homeland." " This world is mad." " For better or for worse." " Leave me!" " Get into the car!" " Your generosity is useless." " I'm alone..." " You don't understand." " Get in." "Where's the driver?" "Bundle up." "Where's the driver?" "Put the shawl on." "My hand, my hand..." "Where's the driver?" "Over there." "Come back!" "What are you..." "What are you doing?" "If I stand on one wheel, everything will be fine." "Everything... will be fine, it will be fine." "It'll work." "He'll come back." "Yuri will succeed!" "Once more!" "Everything will be fine..." "You..." "Do you have a mirror?" "Do you have a mirror?" "Hide." "Hide!" "Hide!" "Who..." "What?" "Everything is okay." "Here I am." "It worked." "Don't..." "Stop, it's all right." " Nobody could do it, but we did." " Yes, we did it." "Let's throw you up..." "To celebrate the great event!" "Hooray!" "Comrades, enough, thank you!" "He flew right to the stars and came back." "He flew and came back like an angel." "Get the hell out of here!" "Leave!" "Get bloody lost!" "You broke my china." "Rare, fine china." " We drove carefully." " It's broken." "Really?" "Did the plates break on their own?" " They did." " My china's broken." " That china was too fragile." " What's life without a china set?" "It feels the same, but it's just not right." "It's just a type of clay, really." "Fragile clay." "The vases broke." "They're useless." " You can't tell from outside." " But beautiful." " China is fragile." " It brightens your life." "It's 10 o'clock Moscow time." "We transmit the TASS report about the first human to fly into outer space." "What are you doing?" "Are you insane?" "Oh, God..." "It's all dirty." "Show me your palm." "...able to orbit the Earth." "It's the first manned spaceship." " I'm so happy." " It's a great day." "He flew down like an angel." "Thank you, Lord." "Oh, Zhenya..." "Ten years passed." "Not long ago a plane crash took the first man who flew into space." "He died horribly, by accident." "He burned." "Nina continued to work where she used to work with Dania." "When on occasion her co-workers looked at old photos of all the famous cosmonauts and their doctors they'd ask if that man on the photo was her late husband." "But every year that question came less and less often." "It's fate." " May I stay?" "I don't want to go." " You should go." "Why don't you marry Garik?" "I don't like him." "You don't like him." "And who do you like?" "Why did you take that poor dentist and pour a plateful of soup all over his head?" "What did he do to you?" "He was stupid." "He was a stupid fool." " A fool." " Nina, dear, let's go." "And you're smart." "You read too much, you'll read your life away." "When I die... what will you do?" "Imagine, I was offered a new job." "I'll travel and travel and observe people's lives." "Different lives." "The light bulb's gone." "Garik bought a new car." " Everything's breaking again." " Hi there." " Don't kiss her." " Let me help." " She's so mean." "Unbearable." " Okay." "And she's a terrible nag." "Good girls." "Thanks." "Vera, did I take my medicine today?" " Take some warm clothes." " We must get the dog out..." "Go ahead, write..." "I, Sergei Prokopov, affirm that when the Baltic plants reach capacity, prices for Soviet-made TV sets will drop and reach 50 to 100 roubles for a Taurus TV." "If I'm right, Arkhangelsky will treat Prokopov to a 30-rouble meal. "" " 20 roubles." " Don't be stingy." "Today's my birthday." "Are you scared?" "Hush." "It's so tight." "Try it." "Open it." " Hello." " Is it raining?" "Hello." "I'm off to Czechoslovakia as a cultural attache." " How are you?" " I'm in the movies." "I play generals and marshals." "I wanted to play Pushkin..." "But then I thought I'm no Pushkin. "" " They didn't cast you." " And it's dull." "Don't be so upset, brother." "Sign it." " How are you?" " I was sick." "I had three operations." "I'm okay now." " David hanged himself." " Yes, I heard." " My new watch stopped." " Something warm?" " Leave me alone." "I'm not cold." " My brand new watch stopped." " Hello." " Then buy a new one." "Component-wise, Soviet beer is fine but it tastes awful." "What else don't you like about our Motherland, tell me?" "I bought a fridge for my dacha." "Did I invite you to drink to it?" " You're a bourgeois." " A cool dacha." " Yes, he is." " Buy my china set." "It's too heavy." "Why leave?" "Many emigrants pine away abroad." "What do you need in the west?" "I'm just leaving." "I'm tired of all this." "Nothing will happen here." "I strongly object." "Read the papers." "The country is moving on!" "I state this as a Leninist!" "You know, sometimes I feel we invented this era for ourselves." "It seemed to us that just a few steps would make it work, but it didn't work." "Sure, thanks." "Cooperation between despotism and freedom, enlightenment and slavery..." "A dog will never be a horse." "A horse will stay a horse." "Vera..." " We need to buy curtains..." " Squaring the circle." " Where?" " The kitchen." "A puzzle we've been unable to solve since Peter the Great." "It's the least we can do." " These boots are ugly." " Slavery can't be justified." "You're free or you're not." "Does it look like him?" "The first man in space." "Yura's just died, and there's a monument." "His death was so awkward and absurd..." "He was a man and now he's stone." "An idol." "Disgusting." "What do you say?" "He looks as if he had no soul." "He was a man, and he became..." "Yuri burned and turned to ash." "It's fate." "Don't be sad, all will be well." "My wife left me." " Can you bring some firewood?" " Just a moment." "I like it." "Good for you." "Not afraid to buy a car from a friend?" "It's old and rickety." "There's some stuff in the trunk." "It's old scarves." "I forgot all about them." " Here you go." " This car is for my mother- in-law." "This is for you." "Hurray!" "Listen, take it." "Hurray!" " Give me more!" " Here!" "Take some more." "Who wants more?" "Dear Nina Vladimirovna..." "When I talked to you today, it felt like talking to Dania." "Remember that play?" "We shall live, Uncle Vanya." "We'll live through a long procession of days." "We'll bear patiently the trials that fate imposes on us." "We'll work for others, now and when we are old. "" " Done?" " I don't remember." "Don't remember..." "And then we'll die... and we'll calmly... we'll humbly accept death when it comes." "Beyond the grave we'll say we'd suffered... "" " And wept and were bitter... "" " What?" "Together we'll see a bright and beautiful life. "" "Look at that!" "Thanks." "What the hell!" "We'll have to fix the umbrella." "And we'll renovate our apartment in a year." "We'll do it for sure." "Right?" "Let's hang yellow curtains..." "I saw some the other day, with horses on them..." "Director Aleksei German Junior" "Producer Artem Vasiliev" "Producer Sergei Shumakov" "Associate Producer Yevgeni Lebedev" "Script Aleksei German Junior with Vladimir Arkusha and Yulia Glezarova" "Camera Maksim Drozdov Alisher Khamijojarv" "Music Fedor Sofronov" "Dania" " Merab Ninidze Nina" " Chulpan Khamatova" "Vera" " Anastasiya Sheveleva" "Subtitles Ausmanx for KG"
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"Yes, sir." "I understand completely, sir." "Things go that way sometimes." "Yes, sir, I will." "You can count on me." "Kids, come on out." "Time for deployment gifts." " Ashley:" "Coming!" " Sam:" "I'm coming, too!" "Photos, videos, and playlists." "Not as good as a warm body in your bed, but it'll just have to do till I see you again." "Sam:" "Wait, Ashley." "Let me get it!" "[Sprinkler hissing]" "Darien, I'm not going to the med." "Navy's sending us to the Arctic." "The Arctic?" "That's crazy." "Some cold weather test on a new weapons system." "It's all classified." "It's happening very fast." "We're gonna be at complete radio silence." "No e-mails, no calls." "For how long?" "Six months, maybe five." " Figures." " It's my last tour for a while." "Then I'll be around the house so much, you'll be sick of me, I promise." "Sit down." "Did you wrap this yourself?" "I did." "It's from the championship game." "Keep it next to your bed." "I love it, buddy." "That's really great." " Thank you." " [Papers rustle]" "[Sighs]" " It's beautiful." " It's not regulation, so I know you can't wear it." "How about I keep it in the front pocket of my uniform right over my heart?" "[Sighs]" "Man over radio:" "I need help, if anyone out there can hear me." "I'm just outside... [Speaks indistinctly]" "[Switch clicks] Woman:" "I need help, please." "If you can hear me..." "[Switch clicks, man speaking Spanish]" "[Switches clicking, woman speaks indistinctly]" "[Static, man speaking indistinctly]" "[Door opens]" "[Sighs]" "I sent the guys on a break." "[Sighs] Figured I'd see what's going on in the outside world." "It's a lot of static." "Yeah, whatever you might hear out there is not gonna be particularly uplifting." "Well, my dad had an old ham radio set in his cabin, and I thought maybe if Darien was..." "It's our anniversary." "You never come down here." "[Sighs] No." "Yeah, I don't think Christine's looking for me." "Come on." "Well..." "Before we left, things were pretty ragged between us." "When I finally got her on the phone after we lifted EMCOM, she... told me about Lucas." "Losing a son is one thing, but dealing with it on your own is just..." "There was nothing you could do." "That is not what she wanted to hear." "I'll leave you to it." "There's still a chance, Mike." "For all of us." "[Door closes]" "Jordan!" "[Man shouts indistinctly]" " On the side!" "Shoot it!" "Shoot it!" " Hey!" "I'm open!" "I'm open!" " Right here!" " That's what I want." "Come on, Miller." "Thought you could hoop." " Yeah, I can." " You can, huh?" "[Grunts]" "[Indistinct shouting]" " [Water splashes]" " Oh, man." "That was our last ball." "[Hip-hop music playing]" "Nice, buddy." "So why Costa Rica?" "Dr. Scott's gonna need some primates to test her vaccine." "Apparently, there's a monkey reserve a few miles upriver." "She doesn't have the vaccine, does she?" "She's working on it." "Meanwhile, we move forward." "Hey." "You think there'll be a beach?" "I could really use a beach right now." "What?" "What the hell is this?" "Wasn't this on the list to be rebuilt?" "Yes, sir." "The chief engineer put the hts on it, but we're out of spare parts." "They're cobbling everything together from scratch." "Well, she's laid up in medical bay, and it's on me now if that gasket blows." "No one gets off watch till it's done." "[Chugging sound]" "Does anybody hear that?" " Hear what, sir?" " She's not purring." "[Sighs]" "This is the messdecks for the enlisted in here, although I think you'll probably take your meals with the officers in the wardroom." "Man, these are some cramped quarters." "I don't know how y'all do it." "Four months you've been on this ship now?" " Almost five." " Five?" "Wow." "Ma'am." "Whoa." "She is tasty." "Now is she not?" "Oh, lighten up, dude." "I'm just saying." " It's the end of the world, right?" " Excuse me." "Nothing wrong with spreading a little love around, and I ain't Navy, so..." "Yeah, well, they are, which means no fraternizing, period." "Oh, I get it." "I get it." "Hey, um..." "Where is the lab?" "Maybe pay a visit to that scientist." "She's a civilian, right?" "I can't believe I have to bunk with you." "Seriously, where's the lab?" "[Machines beep steadily]" "[Instrument clatters]" "[Beep, whirs]" "[Computer beeping]" "[Exhales deeply]" "I need to complete the sequence analysis of the three known virus strains..." "Primordial, Egyptian, and the sample that I extracted from the cruise ship." "You do what you gotta do, but you do it alone." "I'm not letting him back in that lab." "Believe me, Quincy is the last person that I wanna see right now, but I need him." "And we're right on the verge here." "That man tried to infect this entire ship." "You're not listening to me." "This is one procedure that I cannot do alone." "What about Doc Rios?" "I am sure that he is an excellent ship's doctor, but I need a highly trained expert in bioinformatics just for a few hours." "I promise that I won't let him near anything that could endanger the ship." "[Sighs]" "What do you want?" "I managed the sequencing." "All three strains." "Wasn't sure that I was gonna be able to do it with the equipment on hand, but the data is in." "And you need me to analyze it." "Yes." "Look, Quincy, I am sorry for you and for your family, for..." "Kelly." "And Ava, of course." "And I know there's nothing that I can say, but I also know that you understand that the world needs us right now..." "Please don't preach to me, Rachel." "I've had it up to here with your high-mindedness." " I'm not preaching." " The world needs you, and that's just the way you like it." "Quincy, what are you talking about?" "I know that you're in pain here, but there's nothing..." "I told you we should share our information, that sneaking off to the Arctic wasn't the way to do this, but you loved the whole "top secret" thing." "That's not fair, because we both agreed..." "This was the only way we knew what we were doing." "Quincy, where is this coming from?" "This plague is the best thing that's ever happened to you." "Rachel Scott saves the day." " This is not my fault." " No, it's mine..." "For following you." "I mean, what were you risking, really?" "You've got no family." "You've got no friends." "Truth is, you don't have any skin in the game." "You have no idea what I have lost." "The guy who pops into town for a twice-monthly screw doesn't count." "[Scoffs] You don't know about loss because you don't care about anyone but yourself." "Where the hell do you get off thinking your pain is any greater than anyone else's?" "There's a whole ship full of people out there who've lost just as much as you, and yet they keep finding a way to march on, but you..." "You're a coward." "Nothing more." "Probably a great deal less." "[Huffs]" "Diplomacy's not necessarily your strong suit." "I can't even look at him." "Well, you said you can't do it without him, so one way or another, we're gonna have to get him on board, right?" "You do it." "You talk to him." "I'm not that good with people anyw..." "[Electricity crackles, power surging]" "What on earth is that?" "[Equipment beeping] Bridge, this is M.P.A." "We've got high temperature on number 1 and 2 generators." "Commencing stage one load-shed." "I just lost surface search radar." "[Electronic whir, power surges down]" "[Door creaks]" "Tell Captain Chandler that we need A/C and power, or everything will be lost, and hurry!" " Right away." " [Under breath] Damn it." "No, that's not it." "Trace the line." "We can't run at this temperature." "We're gonna overheat!" "Pull the filters." "Let's see what's going on in there." "[Explosion] Whoa!" " Damn it!" " We got a fire!" " Okay!" "Okay, I'll call the bridge!" " [Alarm sounding]" "[Bell clanging] Fire, fire, fire." "Class Bravo fire, main engine room two." "Away the at-sea fire party, provide from repair five." "D.C.A., it's the captain." "What's the status?" "I say again, D.C.A., what is the status?" "[Coughing]" "[Alarm sounding]" "Mr. Chung!" "Everybody okay?" " Yes, sir." "The fire's out." " What's our sitrep?" "It started in the seawater service system intake, sir." "Something must have torn off the filters, and sea life bloom got in..." "That's on me." "We cut it a little tight getting out of Gitmo." "Corals must have knocked off the filters." "How bad is it?" "It's too soon to tell, sir, but with the intakes down, we've lost our ability to cool the engine oil for the mains." "What about the generators?" "Did they survive?" "Just generator three, sir, and we're lucky it was offline during the time." "I want all the electricity diverted to the C.I.C." "And Dr. Scott's lab." "Under any circumstance, she needs that room cooled." " Do you understand?" " Aye, sir." "Sorry, sir." "Don't be sorry." "Let's just get it fixed." "Yes, sir." "[Clank, power surges on]" "[Sighs] Thank you." "Thank you." " Captain's on the bridge." " Report, sir." "R.O. system's down for now." "Let's initiate conservation." "Salt water shaving only, no showers." "Water strictly used for cooking and drinking." "[Sighs] It's gonna be 100 degrees today." "I'd like to reduce Manning at all watch stations and suspend all non-essential activities." "Good." "Meanwhile, I've got other fish for you to fry." "[Tears paper]" "Good." "I didn't wake ya. [Sniffs]" "[Sighs]" "A hot one, huh?" "Reminds me of August in Chicago." "That's where I'm from." "You know that?" "Yeah, I was a cop." "Homicide." "South side." "I was good at it, too." "[Mouth full] You mind if I smoke?" "Please don't." "Mm." "Mmh-mmh." "[Lighter clicks]" "[Exhales]" "[Exhales deeply] You ever hear of Keelhauling?" "Can't say that I have, no." "Really?" "See, back in the mid 1800s when a sea Captain encountered a particularly problematic sailor, he'd have him bound with rope, thrown over the side of the ship, dragged underneath the hull." "Poor bastard would bounce and scrape along the keel, barnacles and such." "But when he'd come up on the other side, if he wasn't drowned or decapitated..." "He tended to be a lot more cooperative." "Keelhauling. [Sniffs]" "Just off the top of my head, I can think of about 200 sailors on board this ship who'd like to try that out on you." "Captain Chandler would never allow such a thing." "Hmm, maybe." "Maybe not." "Personally, I never found torture that effective in my line of work." "I told you I was a cop, right?" " You did, yes." " Yeah." "See, I always found that if you just laid out the facts for a guy, treated him with a little respect, maybe give him a chance to redeem himself, earn something' back..." "He'd make the right choice." "You can't force me back into the lab." "I won't do it." "Well, suit yourself. [Exhales]" "But remember, we got a hard and fast rule on this ship." "[Sighs] Anything that doesn't serve a purpose is gone." "Ain't no fat on the bone here." "[Sniffs] Hope you can hold your breath." "I want sunlight." "And someone to play chess with." "Someone good." "Did you reset the electronic governor controls?" "Cycled them three times." "They're completely wiped." "[Sighs] Did you try to rig casualty power cables from main one?" "There's no way to do it." "The main cable riser's melted." "Mr. Chung, you qualified E.O.O.W. faster than anyone I've ever seen, and you could rebuild most of this power plant with your eyes closed." "You're going to handle this." "[Sighs]" "[Door creaks open]" "[Door closes]" "I'm guessing the gene sequencing showed a high degree of variation." "You're having trouble distinguishing what's causing the enhanced pathogenesis and what's just background noise." "Right you are..." "As usual." "Let's get to it, shall we?" "It's gonna take a week, maybe 10 days at all stop" " to repair the engine damage, sir." " A week?" "We can run one of the four turbines on manual, but... the seawater system's fried, so we... we can't cool the engines." "And how long can we run without overheating?" "Maybe an hour, but then another five to let it cool down, but I'll have to wash down the engines before we can even try that." "So what's the issue?" "Something with the R.O. systems?" "The circuit breakers in the load centers..." "They're completely burnt out." "We can't make fresh drinking water." "And how long to fix that?" "Also a week, sir." "And that's the real problem." "The entire time we were in Gitmo, we weren't filtering water from the harbor because we didn't know if it was contaminated by the virus." "[Sighs] So we're down to..." "What, 3,000 gallons of fresh water?" " Just about, sir." " [Sighs]" " Slattery:" "Costa Rica will have to wait." " Agreed." "We'll have to dead-stick until we get that one engine on line." "We got an hour every six to make as much distance as we can to find the safest place to make port and get fresh water." "I'm recommending we head here..." "Serrana Bank." "It's uninhabited, which means it should be untouched by the virus, and it gets over a hundred inches of rain per year." "We can anchor there until the engineers get us back on line." "E.T.A.?" "Given our current limitations with engine output?" "Taking into account projected winds and current..." "Six, six and a half days." "They've gotta be someplace else." "The area has been pretty well-charted, sir." "Maybe we can find an abandoned ship with a fresh water supply." "All right, send the U.A.V." "Widest possible range in all directions." "It finds any source of water, I wanna know about it." "Aye, sir." "Set course for that island." "Let's get that engine back on line." "Yes, Captain." "[Door closes]" "Six days." "Even at our most severe rations, we're gonna have to travel the last two without any water." "Day three..." "Day three, people start to die." "Surface search radar off standby." "Gain set to low." "No sign of land, sir." "U.A.V.'s got nothing either." "Keep looking." "Careful." "Don't spill that." "[Indistinct conversations]" "All that water in the ocean..." "It's almost impossible to make it drinkable." "Hence, the stills." "Oh, yeah." "I am dying over here." " [Can tab fizzes]" " Ah." "You heard of water into wine?" "This is beer into water." "That is enough to make a grown man cry." "Tell me about it." "Sir, 10 seconds until engines up." "Light off engine in 5...4...3...2...1." "[Clank, whirring]" "Starboard engine ahead full." "Aye, sir." "Starboard engine ahead full." "Starboard engine ahead full, aye." "[Whirring, power surging]" "[Clank, whirring]" "We've got one hour till engine shutdown." "Let's make some time." "[Speaks indistinctly]" "Man:" "Sector 3 is negative." "No vessels, no land." "Man:" "U.A.V to sector 4." "[Alarm sounding] Mr. Chung..." "I know, I know, she's too hot." "We're pushing this." "Engine shutdown in 5, 4, 3, 2..." "[Switch clicks]" "[Sighs] Chung, how are we looking?" "We got any wiggle room?" "The engine is piping hot, sir." "We cannot push it any further." "[Alarm sounding]" "E-stop one Alpha G.T.M. Let's shut it down and let it cool off." "E-stop one Alpha G.T.M." "It's dark." "Why hasn't it gotten any cooler?" "It's hotter inside." "Hell, I'll sleep outside standing up if I had to." "[Squeaking]" "[Machine beeping]" "Finished." "I suppose you'll want to triple-check the results." "[Taps keyboard keys]" "[Computer beeping] You were right." "This could be the one that works." "When you look up at the night sky, just know that wherever I am, I'm looking at the same stars." "And I'll be thinking about you and you." "So no matter what, we'll always be together." "Okay?" "[Sprinkler hissing]" "What's this?" "Well, you said you wanted a rain check on the tea." "Sorry, I'm not equipped with finger sandwiches or scones." "I'd have thought you would've used your water on a colder drink." "This can't be tea." "It's Camellia sinensis." "It's an organic green." "I actually save it for special occasions." "Such as?" "The breakthrough that I've been working towards." "It's happened." "I have a vaccine prototype, and it's time to test." "I would've brought champagne, but..." "This will do just fine." "60 seconds until we need to power down the engine again, Captain." "T.A.O., bridge." "What's the status on the U.A.V.?" "Barker:" "Sorry, sir." "No sign of land or other vessels at sea" " in 360-degree search." " [Machine beeps] 10 seconds, sir." "Current destination is best option for water." "We got a problem in the lab." "Lynn:" "That's all we have?" "Chung:" "Four breakers..." "That was the last one." "Oh, no." "Tell me the virus is secure." "Yes, everything is sealed." "What's happened?" "Ma'am, the relay switch overheated and shorted out the breakers on the last generator." "Well, is it beyond repair?" "Afraid so." "You understand that without power, the temperature inside my cooling units are rising." "If they go over 41 degrees fahrenheit, we'll lose the primordial sample, the sample from the cruise ship, and the experimental vaccine." "What about the portable generator in the ra locker?" "That seized up during maintenance in the Arctic." "Every time we run the engines, you get power to the lab." "I made sure..." "Power for one hour for every six is not sufficient." "I need the virus at a constant low temperature." "We can throw it overboard." "Throw what overboard?" "All your work, into the water, to cool it down." "We're in the tropics." "The water must be 80 degrees." " Not at the bottom." " Well, even if the water is cold enough, the pressure will crush the glass containers." "Well, I'm sure we can rig something for that." " Can't we, lieutenant?" " Yes, sir." "Look, I appreciate that, but if you sink the samples, there's no way that you can move the ship forward without raising that case towards the surface." "She's right." "We'll be stuck in place until we get the engines repaired, and we're already running out of drinking water." "If we can figure out a way to spin the propellers, we can generate enough electricity to cool the lab, correct?" "Yes, sir, but how can we spin the propellers" " without the engine?" " Rig the case now." "Get your samples ready to put 'em in the ocean." " Please be certain they're secure." " It's good to go." "Easy!" "Due respect, Captain, we only have a small window of time to make it to the island on the water we have." "The hours we spend doing this we will not be able to make up." "Gator checked the barometer." "Said there's a low front coming in from the east." "We get the winds we need, we can do this." "Relying on the winds?" "Our entire mission is in that case." "I have to say this, sir." "If the winds don't blow our way, we kill our crew." "Rachel:" "No, you're sure it's gonna hold?" "Chung:" "It's gonna hold." "10 feet from the surface." "Almost there." "Okay, it's in." "[Indistinct conversations]" "Shouldn't the temperature be dropping faster?" "It takes a moment for the thermostat to catch up." "[Under breath] Come on, come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Man: 300 feet." "[Normal voice] Come on." "[Breathing heavily]" "Come on, come on, come on." "[Beeping]" "We've hit bottom." "Man:" "All right, tie off the line." "[Beeping resumes]" "Chung: 42... 41..." "Come on, come on." "40." "We did it." "[Sighs]" "Thank God." "[Exhales deeply]" "[Exhaling deeply] Dear God." "Well, you got your sunshine." "Never seen a day as windless." "I'm a gambling man myself." "Captain's put all his chips in the middle of the table here." "Sure hope he's got an ace up his sleeve." "Sir, the boatswain's mates have loaded pilot chutes into launchers." "Strong enough breeze, and we'll shoot them high enough to engage the larger chutes." "That should give us just enough speed to turn the prop and get electricity." " Won't help us make water, but..." " So where's the wind?" "Gator said the wind was coming." "It's gotta come, right?" "I'm guessing the Navy told you about my car accident." "Yeah." "Yeah." "They did." "Well, there's something they don't even know about." "It was my fault." "Tried to pass a car on a curve." "Didn't see the oncoming truck." "I killed my wife and my girls." "I was in the I.C.U. for 82 days." "Seven times I coded, seven times they brought me back." "In between, I had plenty of time to think and to wonder, why did God leave me here?" "Why did he spare me?" "There must be a purpose, some reason." "Well, that's what I told myself." "That's how I woke up every day and put one foot in front of the other." "It was faith that got me through." "But these past weeks, that faith has been replaced with certainty." "I am here for a reason, as are you, as is everyone aboard this ship." "You are here to lead us, and we are here to follow, to execute your vision." "I don't have a vision." "You do." "When you stuck your hand in that engine fuse, and you turned us away from home, when you got us out of gitmo, there's a..." "A voice inside you." "Maybe it's your highest self, maybe it's the voice of God." "I don't know, but..." "It's a voice of... hope." "You've listened to it so far." "All you have to do is keep listening." "Our journey does not end here." ""And Moses answered the people, 'do not be afraid." ""'Stand firm, and you will see the deliverance" ""'the lord will bring you today." ""'The lord will fight for you." "You need only be still.'"" "trust that there's something else out there, something bigger than ourselves, something better, 'cause right now we feel very, very small." "We're not too proud to say we need help, and we need it right now." "So we bow our heads together, and we lift this prayer to you and ask that you protect us so that we may do good in the world that you made." "[Thud, water streaming]" "Amen." "Officers:" "Amen." "[Flag flapping]" "Boats!" "Prepare to launch the chutes!" "Port side, on my mark!" "3...2...1." "Fire!" "[Shots]" " Second gun!" "Fire!" " [Shot]" "Third gun!" " Fire!" " [Shot]" "Holy shit." "Hell, yeah. [Chuckles]" "[Whirring]" "Set modified condition three." "Bring up that case!" " Man:" "Aye, sir." " [Exhales]" "Okay." " Gently does it." " [Metal clanks]" "Easy." "Central, this is M.P.A." "Close load circuits on the impeller alternators." "Let's do this thing." "[Clanks, power surging]" "[Clanks]" "Bravo Zulu, Mr. Chung." "This is U.S.S. Nathan James, hailing any vessel in our vicinity." "We are operating without radar." "We believe we are approximately a hundred miles east, northeast of serrana bank." "We've been over two days without water." "Hailing any vessel..." "[Radio static]" "In the vicinity of serrana bank." "We are in distress and require assistance." "Sail still holding, sir." "Winds from the north, northeast at 14 knots." "Making 4 knots over water, sir." "How long till engines up?" "[Gruffly] Four hours." "[Telephone beeps]" "[Receiver clatters]" "Go for X.O." "X.O., I've got 10 more down." "I think it's time to stand down all non-essential watch stations." "Copy that." "Proceed." "[Receiver clatters]" "[Slattery clears throat]" "I'm sorry." "I thought we'd make up more time." "All right, my friends, you're gonna be just fine, okay?" "You're all right." "Head up." "Just sip." "There you go." "Keep still." "[Breathing heavily]" "Keep still." "Rachel:" "Okay, uh, take small sips." "Careful." "That's good." "Can I join you all?" "Are you kiddin' me?" "Bring it here, right beside ol' Tex." "[Hushed indistinct conversation]" "Man:" "How you feeling?" "Are you all right?" "We're not gonna make it, are we?" "[Ship creaking]" "[Men coughing]" "[Exhales deeply]" "[Coughs]" "[Seagulls crying] Captain?" "Incoming low slow flying objects 20 degrees relative." "Identify as seagulls." "Birds mean land." "Radar's still down, sir, but..." "That sounds pretty good to me." "Water." "We made it." "We made it, sir." "[Man shouts indistinctly]" "[Cheering]" "I believe there are a few of you who have earned some RR." "[Switch clicks] See?" "Piece of cake." "Never doubted it, sir." "[Chuckles]" "[Indistinct conversations]" "Guess we got a beach after all." " We sure did." " [Laughs]" "[Indistinct conversations continue]" "[Laughter] Man:" "Fire it up." "I don't see a cup of water in your hand." "Take this one, too." "Take this one, too." "[Laughs] Okay." "Man:" "Yo!" "All right." "[Indistinct conversations]" "[Guitar playing]" " Chandler:" "Mr. Chung!" " [Clank]" "Figured you could use this." "Fresh from the island." "Thank you, sir." "I, uh, got the auxiliary power up." "At least we can keep the doctor's work on ice while I make the repairs." "You did well, lieutenant." "Ah, I don't know, sir." "I keep thinking maybe I could have prevented that fire if I'd checked the filters better." "Maybe, but it was your idea and ingenuity that saved the virus." "Let's just say I'm looking forward to the chief engineer getting back on her feet." "Well, you're finding your way." "We all are." "Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "Let's see what you got." "Are you watching?" "I'm watching it, all right." "I'm watching." " The hands." " Hands." "All hands." "I'm all hands." "I'm all hands!" "Hey there, Mary poppins." "You wanna get in on this?" "Um, maybe another time." " I'm an excellent teacher." " I have no doubt." "So you gotta move those hips for the Hula." "I bet you could." " Where you going?" " Over this way." " Need an escort?" " Uh..." "Maybe I'll take a rain check on that." " All right." " All right." "Dude, rain check!" "Lock and load, ladies." "It's Hula time." "♪♪" "[Laughter, indistinct conversations]" "Oh!" "Little bit of coconut milk, and a little bit of somethin'-somethin'." " Somethin'-somethin'." " Well, it's water." " [Chuckles]" " But it's better than rum today, right?" "Yep." " Cheers." " Cheers." "[Indistinct conversations and laughter continue]" "[Guitar strumming]" "♪ I was born by the river ♪" "♪ In a little tent ♪" "♪ Oh, and just like that river ♪" "♪ I've been running ever since ♪" "♪ It's been a long ♪" "♪ A long time coming ♪" "♪ But I know ♪" "♪ A change gon' come ♪" "♪ Oh, yes, it will ♪" "♪ It's been too hard living ♪" "[Wheels rattling]" "Let me guess." "I'm not going to the island." "Let me guess." "You're the asshole I'm supposed to play chess with." "[Chair rattles]" "Alisha: ♪ It's been a long ♪" "♪ Such a long time coming ♪" "♪ But I know ♪" "♪ Change gon' come ♪" "You have a name?" "People call me "Bacon."" "Why is that?" "You got a nose, don't you?" "I work in the galley." "[Sniffs] So that's what that is." "Let's just play." "It's been six months since I've touched dry land, and I ain't interested in becoming friends." "Okay." "♪ It's been a long ♪" "♪ A long time coming ♪" "♪ But I know ♪" "♪ Change gon' come ♪" "♪ Oh, yes, it will ♪" "[Guitar strumming]" "♪ Then I go to my brother ♪" "♪ And I say, brother ♪" "♪ Help me, please ♪" "Man over radio:" "Radio transmission out there, anyone?" "♪ But he winds up ♪" "♪ Knocking me ♪" "[Switches clicking, man speaking indistinctly]" "♪ Right back on my knees ♪" "[Woman speaking indistinctly]" "Not in the mood for celebrating?" "Just tying up some loose ends." "Thank you." "For what?" "For believing in me." "I didn't have much choice." "I think you've had quite a few choices." "From the very beginning you could have docked at Norfolk and come back for your family." "We'll get there." "♪"
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"Previously on "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."..." "Now you know how it feels, Coulson... to watch someone you care for bleed out right in front of you." "No!" "No!" "Ward, what did you do?" "Agent Mackenzie, to take Ward out, I need to cross some lines the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. shouldn't cross." " What, you want me to fill in?" " As acting director until it's finished." "Trace puts Ward in the Southwest of England." "They're at the castle where we brought Simmons back." "Which would explain why he kidnapped her and Fitz." "'Cause Malick's trying to open another portal." "It wants to come back." "And finally, after all these years, we found someone to help us do that." "Fitz, you can't do this." "We can't let them bring that thing back to this planet!" "I lost you once." "I can't lose you again." "Only thing I'm gonna bring back is Will." "Okay?" "Find it, get to the exit coordinates, we'll turn the portal back on in exactly 12 hours." "Be the one that finishes what Hydra started." "Looks like they're getting ready." " That's Ward." " He's going through." "Coulson, wait!" "Shut it down." "3x10 - "Maveth"" "Is something wrong?" "Fitz." " Go ahead and scout that ridge." " Yes sir." "We have less than six hours to find the next portal and go home." "Why don't you shut the hell up so I can concentrate?" "This program's a work in progress, designed from" "Simmons' limited data and hypothetical calculations." "See?" "Our exit location is determined" " by the position of the..." " Just figure it out." "Aah!" "Let me be clear if I don't make it back," "Simmons will be killed..." "slowly, horribly." "It'd all be your fault." "Is that what you want?" "What do you want?" "Why are we here?" "Find some ancient, mythical creature." "Wake up, Ward." "This is a snark hunt, and the only reason Malick sent you is because you're expendable." "Sir, over here!" "Move." "Move!" "Is that..." "Hail Hydra." "One of you want to tell me what Coulson was thinking jumping out of the Quinjet like that?" "I would say he wasn't so much thinking as feeling..." " feeling that Ward needs to die." " And you didn't try to stop him." "Full disclosure..." "I was planning on jumping, as well." "Again, less thinking than feeling." "Coulson went there to get our people." ""Our people"..." "what are you talking about?" "We believe that Ward took Fitz or Simmons through the portal with him." "Hopefully, Coulson can find them and bring them back safely." "All we have to do is take control of the castle and open the portal so they can return." "So, just take the ultra-fortified" "Hydra castle and open the alien portal." "That's it?" "You know, you're wired different than most folks." "I'm not saying it'll be easy." "I wouldn't mind hearing it's gonna be easy." " It'll be easy." " Doesn't work if I know you're lying." "Mack... or, director, you guys should get up here." "This is Hydra's compound outside the castle." "And these two trucks were just unloaded." "What are they bringing in now?" "More weapons?" "Inhumans." "They're stockpiling Inhumans." "That's how I read it." "Looks like 10 or 12 of those gel-matrix containers." "Andrew... he's probably down there, as well." "Okay." "So, are we rescuing Inhumans or saving Coulson or attacking Hydra or is there some kind of combo?" "Sorry." "New guy just trying to understand how this whole S.H.I.E.L.D. thing works." "This is how S.H.I.E.L.D. works." "You make a plan, plan turns to rubbish, we make a new plan." "Oh, just to be crystal clear, this is the part where the plan turns to rubbish." "Whatever the new plan, we need to make sure those Inhumans are safe." "And find Fitz and Simmons." "And we get Coulson back through the portal." "Would everyone just shut up a second?" "Even cloaked, Hydra's missiles will find us if we get too close." "And I will not be the one who has to tell Coulson we got his fancy new plane blown up." "Now, the only way to take the castle and secure the portal is on the Q.T." "That means no gunfire and no backup." "We leave all tactical support up here." "Is that clear?" "Two infiltration teams... one to search the compound for Fitz or Simmons and one to secure the portal." "We'll take care of everyone, including the Inhumans, but first things first." "Go." "Satellite's at your disposal." "Find us a back door, tremors." "The cargo's here." "All Inhuman systems are stable and online." " The team is ready to revive them." " Patience, Mr. Giyera." "They're not our toys to play with." "They're presents for our friend once grant Ward brings it back." "Every general needs an army." "So, how long do we have once the portal reopens?" " 73 seconds." " He's wrong." "Your team's calculations are off at 61." "12 seconds might not seem like much, but on that planet, it can be the difference between life and death." " Thank you." " I'm not doing it for you." "Don't want you all mucking up Fitz's return." "Did you notice the Hebrew word "Maveth" carved around the castle?" " Death." " That's right." "Well, death is the only thing returning through that portal." "Fitz was just... an offering to show him the door." "The original machinery used to open the portal was hydroelectric, but the nearest river is almost a half a mile away, which got me wondering how they powered it." " Aqueducts." " Yep." "So they brought the water along there and then up through the portal chamber." "Now, that looks like an overflow drain deep in the woods, so we should be able to slip into the compound" " without anyone seeing a thing." " I'll exit here with Bobbi and Hunter." "Hopefully, we can barricade ourselves long enough to open the portal and get Coulson back." "May, you and Daisy take Lincoln and Joey," "And you come out here, on the Southeast side." "Let's find our people and get out." "Hey, here's a great idea." "Why don't we go to an alien world and summon a hell beast?" "Yeah, that's a brilliant idea." "What could possibly go wrong with that?" " How are you supposed to find it?" " Not your concern." "You just whisper its name three times into a mirror?" "Or do you put a saucer of milk outside the door at night?" " Not milk." " Ah, yes, you're right." "Simmons said it can smell blood." "That's not disturbing at all." "Who wouldn't want to be on that team?" "Uh..." "I think that's the ridge we're looking for." "You know, uh, Simmons also said it can drive people crazy." "You're doing a pretty good job of that yourself." " What's that?" " That's an interesting question." " I thought I might check." " Get away from there!" " Hello?" "!" " Circle it around to make sure..." "Will?" "!" "Hey." "Hey, Will." " You're Fitz." " Yeah." "Shh." " I warned you..." " Wait, wait!" "Who the hell is this?" "This is Will, okay?" "He's gonna be our guide." "Good morning." " I thought I'd lost you." " Nope." "I'm still right here." " I don't remember..." " We overslept, which is nice." "But now you need to get up." "How about we stay here for a while instead?" "Mm." "Nothing would make me happier." "But it's time." "They need you, Phil..." "more than ever." " Just one more minute." " No." "Now." "Get up!" "Ah." "I'll be damned." "Tatooine." "You can't do this!" "Ward, listen to me!" "You can't kill him!" "It's your fault, Fitz!" "You didn't follow my instructions!" "But I did!" "I did!" "That's why we're here!" "We're all dead without him." "You told me to identify the exit point, which I can do, but only that man there, the one you want to kill, can get us there in time!" "Hmm." "So, how long you been here?" "Feels like forever." "So you're how Simmons managed to survive all those cold nights, huh?" "Hmm." " Maybe you want to pull the trigger." " Grow up, Ward." "Can you walk on that leg?" " What happened?" " I got attacked after Jemma left." "You saved her." "She made it out, and now I'm here to take you back." " I can leave?" "Really?" " Yeah." "Yeah, we're all gonna leave." "You said you were attacked." " By what?" " It." "So you know how to find "it"?" " Why would you want to do that?" " I brought it a gift." "We should go." "Nicely done, rookie." "Bobbi and Hunter are with me." "May, you take the power rangers." "Go find Fitz or Simmons." "Check it." "Okay, we definitely want to avoid the guy with the suit." " He's telekinetic." " Is that the one where he can read your mind or move stuff with his mind?" " Move stuff." " Good." "I don't want anyone knowing what I'm thinking right now." "You mean that you're not a hero?" "That you're freaking out and want to be anywhere but here?" " We're all feeling that." " I'm not." "Okay." "All of us but May." "You're doing great, okay?" "Just breathe, stick close, and follow our lead." "Be a hell of a lot easier if it wasn't lit up like a county fair." "On it." "Check the generator." "Can you give us an update what's up with generators?" " Can you run?" " I don't know." "Why?" "Ward works for the same group that sent you here." "They've been sending people over for centuries." " Sacrifices." " Their real agenda is to find the creature and bring it back." "Ward found a way to bring it back?" "No." "I did." "To get Simmons back." "Ward's just a Hydra toady who hijacked it." " Hydra." "That's an old name." " Yeah, they're still at it." "Cut off one head, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." "I didn't know I was doing something they'd been working on for ages." "You're bleeding." "Yeah, so are you." "You know, I ran a dozen scenarios in my head, wondering what it'd be like when we finally met." "There's a lot more blood, and I never considered the smell." "I can see why Jemma loves you." "Good news is, Ward needs us alive." "I'm the only one that can read the data and get us to the extraction point." "Just have to try and find a way to lose him before we get to the exit." "Follow my lead." "What's the holdup?" "There's no holdup." "We just need to make it through that canyon." " You sure?" " That's the only way to make it in time." "All right." "Lead on." "Inhumans." "The prisoner's escaped!" "Seal the perimeter!" "This is our containment module." "Jemma!" "Help me, please." "Let me out." " Did Coulson sent you?" " No!" "I..." "I..." "I'm a prisoner." "Hydra's looking for me." " Where are we?" " England." "Hydra's got Fitz." "They've reopened the portal." "Let me out." "I can help." "I've seen your help..." "autopsied the bodies." "Is that why you handed me over to Hydra?" "We didn't know they controlled the ATCU." " May and Coulson were trying to save you." " Save?" "Maybe you didn't hear, but Melinda shot me." "Well, can't say I blame her after how you've misbehaved." "Jemma, we may disagree about the Inhumans, but we both hate Hydra." "Open this door, and I'll protect you." "I would never, ever hurt you." "But Hydra will kill you." "Maybe you wouldn't, but what about that thing you've be..." "Check this one." "You got to let me out, Jemma." "I'm the only one who can protect you." "Circle behind." "Get your hands up." "Back up." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Just don't shoot." "Just don't shoot." " Oh, god!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "Hang in there, Fitz." "I saw something today." "Looked like a giant statue." "Ancient." " Looked like a shrine." " It used to live there." "Yeah, but who built it?" "Were there people here?" "Like a civilization?" "All I've ever seen here is death." "Well, pretty impressive you've survived all these years." "Couldn't have been easy." " I learned to adapt." " Change or die." "That's worked for me, as well." "The Earth's going through a big change right now... some kind of alien contagion." "Call themselves Inhumans." "I'm not thrilled about it, but the wind's blowing that way, so..." "It's gonna be a bad one!" "I'm used to it." "Simmons told me about an area called the no-fly zone." "You're leading us there, aren't you?" "We're already in it." "Stay close." "We're in." " Where are we?" " Pretty sure that's us." "Brilliant..." "Just confirming it's really us." "It is." "You're welcome." "If we're here and we want to go there, we need to get past about a dozen Hydra soldiers, and we need to do it as covertly as possible." "Copy that." "Are we supposed to wait here or help..." "We need to stay hunkered down, sir!" "We don't have time for this!" "Hey!" " I think we took a wrong turn!" " This is our loca..." "You said they were gonna kill us." "You have a better idea?" "What are they doing?" "It's not them." "It's me." "Okay." "Let's see what we've got." "Daisy, watch out!" "Unh!" "No, Lincoln, don't!" "There's no way they didn't hear that." " Come on." "We've got to go." " Did you see that?" "!" "I'm bulletproof!" "Ha!" "Investigating gunfire now." "Stop!" "Unh!" "Agent May!" " Fitz..." " Ward took him through the portal." "Come on." "We're gonna get him back." " Andrew's here." " You saw him?" " He saved my life." " Andrew or Lash?" "Technically, I think it was both." " We could find him, maybe..." " No." "That's not the mission." "Daisy, I've got Simmons." "Heading your way now." "We got to go!" "Fan out!" "Find them!" "Aah!" "No." "You'll never find Fitz without me." " I'm not here for Fitz." " Maybe." "But you're not gonna let him die here, either." "Fitz is a smart guy." "He'll find his way back." "He'll be dead within the hour." "The creature who lives here can smell blood." "Fitz is bleeding." "So are you." "Now get up." "You're gonna lead the way." "The party's this way." "Watch your step." "Left a few breadcrumbs to find our way home." "Simmons." "Hydra knows we grabbed her." "How secure are we in here?" "Rough estimate?" "Not very." "We've sealed and barricaded the doors, but Hydra has plenty of big-boy toys to smash their way in." "I might be able to reinforce the doors." "You know, using my, uh..." " my, uh..." " Amazing new superpower." " Yeah." "That." " Let's give that a go, then." "Mack's through there." "There she is." "That's what I'm talking about." "Now, do you have any idea how the hell these rocks work?" "Is that counting down to a good thing or a bad thing?" "It's the time remaining until the portal reopens." "And answering your question," "I don't believe we have to do anything to these rocks." "They're configured so they'll activate at the designated time." "So that's a good thing." "That depends on whether Fitz can locate the extraction point" " and who or what is with him." " He'll make it." "Coulson's there." "I know, but it's more complicated than that." " Ward's mission is to..." " Where's May?" "Oh, no." "Dr. Garner is here on the premises." "I spoke with him." " He's actually the one who saved me." " He's free?" " May must have gone back for him." " To do what?" "I'd say that depends on what she finds." "Oh, god." "Saw something terrible today." "When I say "terrible," I mean ancient and powerful." "It's changed how I see things." "I've never believed I was worth anything... that what I said or did had any meaning." "Maybe that's why I'm a spy." "Or why I agreed to come here." "If you're trying to talk me out of this, you can save your breath." "I'm not looking for mercy or absolution." "I just want you to know, I've been where you are right now." "Filled with rage, wanting revenge..." "I chose Hydra for petty, personal, selfish reasons... for a father figure, for vengeance... for closure." "But what I saw today gave my life meaning." "For the first time ever, I have a sense of satisfaction that I never experienced when I was seeking revenge." "Got to say, feels pretty satisfying to me." "Now turn around and keep walking." "You know, everyone had this place wrong." "It isn't death." "It's a new beginning." "Malick was right." "This is all meant to be." "And the fact that you followed me here, that we're in this together, that just confirms the fact that I am part of a grand plan." "I see that now." "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about." "You will." "Malick sent Ward to bring back some ancient Hydra god?" "Well, he didn't use those exact words, but that's the general idea, yes." "It's why he had the ATCU collect Inhumans, why he shipped them here to the castle... as some kind of army for this powerful alien." "Look, we all want Fitz and Coulson back." "What if that thing comes back, too?" "Your mother was terrified of the Monolith for a reason." "You think the Hydra thing is what she was afraid of?" "When S.H.I.E.L.D. fell, Fury sent us onto the Iliad to keep Hydra from getting their hands on that Monolith." "What if he knew that they wanted to bring" " this creature back through it?" " Oh, come on." "What, an ancient alien god?" "Are you people hearing the words coming out of your mouths?" " The world's changing." "Deal with it." " You were there." " Did you see it?" "What's it like?" " I did see it." "But I can't really describe what it looked like." "It's more how it felt, which is old and pained, as if it once had great power but lost it." "And the entire planet is a wasteland." "How that came to be," "I can't really say, not in any scientific terms, but my sense and certainly Will's heartfelt belief was that the creature is the one responsible... that it caused the desolation." " We have to destroy all this." " You mean once Fitz and Coulson find Will and come back through." "I mean, what if they're not the ones who come back through?" "We can't risk that!" "Whatever we decide to do isn't the end of the mission." "There are a dozen Inhumans in this compound" " that we can't leave behind." " Yes, you can." "They're dead." "Lash or Andrew... honestly, I'm not sure there's a difference anymore... he killed them all." "Sir, S.H.I.E.L.D. has infiltrated the castle, barricaded themselves inside the portal chamber." "We need to get you off the premises." "You have less than 15 minutes to breach their barricades and regain control of that chamber." " Sir, I really..." " That's an order, soldier." "Hold up." "How long before that portal opens?" "There's a timer on my watch." "Come on." "We need to move faster." "I could move faster if you hadn't shot me... twice." "What's that?" "I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Hydra." "We reinforced the barricades, but it won't take them long to break through." "No way they're taking us again." "We can't destroy it before Fitz and Coulson return, not when we're this close." "What if the creature comes through instead?" " We'll be waiting for them with these." " And what if we can't kill it?" "Can't speak for everyone, but I'll probably run." "Get everyone through the tunnel and back up to Zephyr One." "I'm going to stay here until the last possible second for Coulson, Fitz, and Will." "Now, if Hydra or that alien thing gets inside here, you light this castle and compound up" " with every missile on that plane." " What?" "No, I'm not..." "Or Bobbi and I can cover a couple of the barricaded entrances, buy us enough time for the portal to open." "Yeah, I'm down with that plan." "If Hydra tries to get through the barricades, I can..." "Hey!" "What part of "that's an order" do you not understand?" "!" "Coulson put me in charge to make the hard call, and that's what I'm doing." "We can't afford to lose our best agents in one fell swoop... not here, not tonight!" "Now, if I don't get out..." "May's the new director." " That's what Coulson would want." " Okay." "But one thing..." "I'm staying with you, because, "a," I can keep the portal open if something goes wrong, and, "b," I'm your partner." "Technically, that's two things." "Daisy stays." "Everyone else, get the hell out of here!" " Is your leg gonna be okay?" " I don't really feel it." "The portal's just over this rise." "It's gonna be close, but I think we're gonna make it." "Jemma's gonna be really happy to see you." "This must be very difficult for you." "Getting you off this godforsaken planet is all that matters..." "Jemma never told me there was an ancient civilization here." "She never saw it." "We're still in the no-fly zone." "What else do you know about the ancient city?" "What happened to it..." "Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hey, hey." "Hang on, hang on." "Let me fix that." "There used to be nine cities on this planet." "The beings who lived there were fairly advanced." "But they feared change." "They were easily divided." "They warred among themselves, destroyed their entire race." "You seem to know a lot about them." "They had a chance to become something great, something beautiful, but..." "in the end..." "How do you know so much about..." "Because I was there." " You're not Will." " No." "Will died saving Jemma..." "from me." "Unh!" "Listen up." "All weapons systems online," " then take her up to 20,000 feet." " Yes, ma'am." "Bobbi." "Looks like Hydra's inside the castle." "They're gonna make it, right?" " Tell me that was you." " That's just them getting closer." "Okay, tremors, let's hope this works." "Forgot about this part." "Get out of here." "I can handle everything." "I'm not leaving." "I'll be fine." "Did you see that?" "One minute left." "We don't have much time." "You may have to hold this thing open." "In case you-know-what shows up instead of our peeps." "Anything other than our people comes out, we give May the high sign and blow it to hell." "Same if Hydra gets in here." "It's open." "There's the portal." " That's good." " But that's not." "Hydra's almost in." "All weapons systems... go hot." "Stand by for my command." " How many people?" " Unh!" "The lives you've taken." "It's over, Ward." "We're out of time." "Coulson!" "The portal's closing!" "He's finished!" "Leave him!" "Let's go!" "Now!" "Now!" "We have to go!" "Do it, May!" "Now!" "Open the doors!" "I'm bringing them in!" "Sir, your plane is waiting at the airport." "We'll have you there in less than 30 minutes." "Well, I'll be damned."
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"Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit... to the Springfield State Prison." "So, I want you all to be on your best behavior, especially you, Bart Simpson." "Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door." " Uh, sorry, little dudes." "Party hardy was tardy." " All right, children." "Count off." " One, two, three." " Hey, Otto." "Hey, Ottoman." " Hey, Bart dude." "Any new tattoos, Otto?" "Oh, funny you should ask, man." "This morning I woke up with this one." "Cool." "I want one." "Huh." "Not till you're 14, my little friend." "Bart!" "Bart Simpson!" "Take your seat, Bart." "Oh, please, Mrs. Krabappel, not next to Wendell." "He pukes on every bus ride." "No offense, Wendell." " Oh." " Be that as it may, it's the only seat left, so get in there!" "Please try not to shake the seat like that." "Now, class, remember." "Do not stick any part of your body out the window." 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"I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back." " Oh." " Don't worry." "We're still friends." "I fall to pieces" " All you all right, Homer?" " I'm fine." "I'm just thinking." "Well, I've been thinking too." "you know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married," "Mr. Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted." "you think you can still do that kind of work?" "Sure." "You never forget." "It's just like riding a bicycle." " Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?" "Dad, eat something." "It's got mustard on it." "All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale." "I don't know what else to do." "There's only one thing we can do:" "take advantage of the old guy." "you gotta sign my report card, Dad." "Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed." "We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right aftert his." "Unemployed?" "Out of work?" "Sober?" "You sat around the house all day, but now it's Dufftime." "Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by." "Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff" "Duffbeer" "Beer." "Now there's a temporay solution." "There must be some beer here somewhere." "Ah." "Maybe in here." "Damn!" "I need money!" "Oh, no." "What have I done?" "I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?" "A few measly cents." "Not even enough to buy one beer." "Wait a minute." "Let me count and make sure." "Not even close." "Dear family." "I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me." "By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave." "I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:" ""Stand tall, have courage and never give up."" "I only hope I can provide a better model... in death than I did in life." "Warmest regards." "Love, Homer J. Simpson." "Nothing's easy." "Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself." "Well, maybe not." "Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk." "Oh." " Mom!" "Mom!" "Wake up!" " We've been robbed!" " What?" " Someone swiped my piggy bank!" "Your father's gone too!" " Look what I found." "Almost there." "Hey, you idiot!" "Watch where you're going!" "Well, live and learn." " There he is!" " Don't do it, Dad!" "Boy, this intersection is dangerous." "Someone ought to put a stop sign here." "Oh, Homer." "How could you think of killing yourself?" "We love you." " Yeah, Dad." "We love you." " Yeah." "Kill myself?" "Killing myselfis the last thing I'd ever do." "Now I have a purpose, a reason to live." "I don't care who I have to face." "I don't care who I have to fight." "I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!" "Next on the agenda." "Police Chief Wiggum... will give us an update on our graffiti problem." "Well, it's no secret our city is under siege... by a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto."" "Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit." "If anyone has any information, please contactus immediately." "Cool, man." " Tough customer." " Ooh, wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley." "And now, new business." "Homer Simpson, local resident, has something." "Mr. Simpson?" "Don't be nervous." "We believe in you, Homer." "Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do." "Danger comes in many, many forms," " from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors to the" "Simpson, get to the point." "I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th." " The other" " All in favor?" " Aye." " Approved." "Meeting adjourned." " Coffee and maple logs in the lobby." " Wow." "They listened to me." " All right, Dad!" " Way to go, Homer." " you did it, Homer." " If they think I'm gonna stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken." " Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you." " Proud?" "Proud of what?" "Well, eveything." "Your dip sign, for instance." "Now people won't be caught offguard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road." "Ah, what a great family, but come on." "We all know this is small potatoes." "There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together." " What, Dad?" " I'm talking about that." "you don't mean you're going to take on your old bosses." " Wow." " Gee, Dad's a hero." " What'd ya say, son?" " Nothin'." "That's okay." "I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say." " He also brought you the speed bump, the dip sign," " the 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street." "I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety." " Homer Simpson!" " Homer!" "Homer!" "Thank you." "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut." "Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing... and especially carelessness wherever they occur." "Look at that man." "He has the crowd in the palm of his hand." "Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson." "Who is he?" "That's Homer Simpson, sir." "He used to work here in the plant, but we fired him for gross incompetence." "Oh, so that's his little game." " Get this Simpson character uphere right now." " But Mr. Burns" "I said do it!" "Now do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them, incompetent boobs." "I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again." " And I say, this stinks!" "Hey." "Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately." " Privately?" " Yes." "Stay here." "I'll be right back." " Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet." " Same here." "Simpson, I want you to rejoin our power plant family." " Sorry." "No can do." " Hear me out, Simpson!" "I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician... or whatever the hell you used to do." "I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant." "Safety?" "But, sir, if truth be known," "I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee." "There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about." "The generous offer I'm making is good for exactly... 30 seconds, Simpson." "Me, in charge ofsafety?" "This place could blow sky high." "Nah." "I'll concentrate on my work now." "Gee, this guy's desk sure is big." "I can't let Marge support the family." "This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen." "What should I" "Simpson, time's up." " Mmm, what the hey." "I'll take the job." " Excellent." "Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony... and tell that crowd this plant is safe." " What?" " Go on, Homer." "Homer!" "Homer!" "Homer!" "Homer!" "Homer!" " Yeah, Homer!" "Go, Dad!" "Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is" "Oh, sit tight." "I'll be right back." "I can't do it, Mr. Burns." "you mean, you're willing to give up a good job and a raise... just for your principles?" "Mmm." "When you put it that way, it does sound a little farfetched, but that's the lug you're lookin' at!" "And I vow to continue spending evey free minute I have... crusading for safety!" "Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job." "Mmm." "You're not as stupid as you look or sound... or our best testing indicates." " You've got the job." "Now get to work!" " I'll get to work, but first I have to say good-bye to some friends." " Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog... so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes... or blow yourselves up." "But you can't depend on me all your life." "you have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us, and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe." "The only reason I'm telling you this is..." "I'm going to be leaving you." " But don't worry." "I have just been appointed the new safety inspector at this very plant... with a big, fat raise!" "Hey, that's my pop up there!" "Dad, watch out!" "Whoa, easy!" "Don't drop me." " Be careful." " Homer!" "Homer!" "Homer!"
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"You think he's here yet?" "No sign of life." "No car or anything." "Geiger's not human." "Probably turned himself into a bat and flew here." "That's not funny, Joe." "In a place like this." "Come on." "You ignored my instructions about coming alone." "Me and Karen are in this together." "So if you've got a problem with that..." "If I've got a problem, Floyd..." "I'll find a solution." "But now she's here... maybe she can warm us all up." "We're out of coal." "You'll have to improvise." "You hit the island, the first thing you do is ring a man named Cordila... on this number." "When you get back with the stuff, you ring me to say everything's fine." "I'll call our friend in Amsterdam and send someone over to make sure it's all pukka." "The handover will take place here, and that's when you'll get your pocket money." "Questions?" "No." "I was just thinking... if we had the big money man's number, we could ring him." "Save you the bother." "You'll need that sense of humour when I decorate the ceiling with your brains." "Get your hands off her." "That's OK, Floyd." "It was a strictly hands-free operation I had in mind." "Hey, listen, Frankie." "Steady." "You want to cut out the middle man?" "Go over my head?" " Come on." " Maybe I'll go over your head." "Maybe I'll go right through your greedy little skull." "What are you doing?" "No one's gonna find him here." "It's what you said." "The guy wasn't human." "Let's get the hell out of here." ""Cards As Weapons"." "You star." "Where did you track this down?" "I actually had to trudge round every bookshop in New York." "This guy does a two-hour show, nothing but card manipulation." "He makes them fly around, chop candles in half." "It's riveting." "See this, Adam?" "Ricky Jay." "Let me add to the birthday honours with a little token to make your day complete." "A set of Adam Klaus bathroom products." "Merchandising must be tasteful, not tacky." " You've got your magic foaming crystals." " Flannel for my face." " Anywhere you want to go." "My treat." " Really?" "Ladies and gentlemen, back at the Trick Joint, put your hands together, please, and pray for Lizzie Gillespie!" "Thank you!" "I'd like to try something different tonight." "Who's going to help me?" "Sir?" "I'd like you to pick one of these at random." "Peel it, show the audience." "Don't let me see." "And put it back again any way you like." "How much would it blow your mind if I was to show you it has completely vanished!" "Now put your hand in your left pocket and place any loose change on the table." "Tell me, sir, is that your banana?" "Is it bollocks!" "Now put your hand in your right pocket." "That's it." "And open it." "Thank you." "You may now applaud!" "What kind of dumb-ass act was that?" "I've seen horse shit that was less full of horse shit." "It's called "subverting the form." "" It's what keeps culture alive." "With all the rubbish, you can get fresh, exciting ideas." "There's nothing funny about cold fingers." "They need some heating in this place." "There's nothing irregular?" "The dolly has not been interfered with in any way?" "All right!" "What if I did?" "She was hot for it." "Now we place the doll inside the casket." "And when I take my hand off the box," "I want you please to cleave it cleanly in two." "Not the hand, the box, you cretin!" "Quick, the tourniquet!" "For God's sake, out of the way." "Help me get her on her back." " No." "You could paralyse her for life." " She's probably just fainted." "She's not exactly underweight." "It's cardiovascular." "Her face is blue." " In the blue light!" "I'm turning her over." " Now she's a cabbage." " Do you know how to do this?" " Firm pressure on the breast bone." " You don't press it there, press here..." " Yes!" "All right, thank you!" "We've established the cantaloupe's fresh." "I wouldn't last five minutes with you lot faffing round me." " Great." "So you were just..." " Trying to scare the shit out of everyone?" "Hysterical, wasn't it?" "Sorry." "I've had my fill of this lot tonight." "Back to my place to blow out your candles?" "There's a couple more acts I wouldn't mind seeing." "If you two want to split..." "OK." "Come back whenever." "I'll still be up." "And while you're giving me a lift, explain what you meant by "not exactly underweight. "" " You Jonathan Creek?" " Sorry?" "My name's Karen Blaine." "I can't talk here." "Could you spare me five minutes?" "If this is a murder, you should talk to the police." "The police were there." "They saw it." "We all saw it." "I never want to see anything like it again." "It's like Joe was right." "He wasn't human." "So what the hell was he?" "OK." "Order of events." "I was working in this pub as a barmaid and that's where I met him." "Floyd Goodman." "He'd been a professional boxer, but it hadn't worked out." "Wasn't much in his life had worked out." "The two of us just seemed to click." "Three of them used to go to this betting shop next door." "Floyd, this other guy Joe... and Geiger, who you just knew was pure evil." "It turned out he had these connections - drug dealers - who needed some innocent-looking tourists to fly to Haiti and bring some stuff back." "How he found that place, God only knows." "This derelict old farmhouse that... we could feel something horrible was going to happen." "Of course, Joe had never trusted Geiger." "Who would?" "But now he had his book with the numbers." "Once we got back, he was going to deal with them direct - the big boys on the continent." "Except he never got back." "The police must have had a tip-off." "Go!" "Go!" "Floyd and me managed to get clear." "For a couple of months, we went to ground, till it was safe to move." "That's when the rut set in with Floyd." "It only took a couple of locals filling his head with voodoo and witchcraft stuff... to convince him that Joe's death was Geiger's revenge from beyond the grave." "And that he was next." "It just totally seemed to turn his brain." "By the time we got back last week, he'd decided it was all a mistake." "He was going to go to the police and hope for the best." "I said of course I'd stick by him, but... if I'd known what it was going to lead to." "To check our story, they took us back to Frog Hollow." "This is exactly how you left it three months ago?" "I locked the door... threw the key in the river." "Aagh!" "When Geiger went in that cellar, he was dead." "With six bullets in his head and no heartbeat." "The room was empty." "There's no way that door had been opened." "How can a corpse crawl up a flight of steps?" " If that's it, I'll be getting back..." " Please!" "I can prove this is on the level." "They've remanded Floyd in custody, me on bail, for what happened." "He's halfway to losing his mind over this." "Geiger's spirit's still out there." "He's convinced." "Undead." "Like some kind of zombie." "And he's going to come for him." "I heard you were someone who could..." "Go on, then." "Piss off." "I should never have troubled you." "I know you're still up." "What's this all about?" "Are you going to open this door?" "I know you can hear me..." "What have we here?" "Shortlisted for Best Male TV Illusionist." "Grovesnor House on the 23rd." "Amazing." "You wouldn't think that was possible." "Same as a hurricane driving a blade of grass into a tree." "Shortlisted." "Maybe they haven't made a decision." "Use it for your after-dinners." "It's in the wrist action." "With my luck, I'd take a few toupees off." "Talking of wrist action, Jonathan Ross called." "I agreed to do his talk show at a drunken Bar Mitzvah last week." "I wonder if I should cancel." "The guy's so hip and subtextual with the audience." "Last time he said two words and the whole place fell about laughing." ""Nice suit", wasn't it?" "Right." "Was is that?" "Some sort of code?" "But make a good impression and the Magic Awards people might be watching." "That's right." "And you know what carries weight with those guys?" ".. My extensive charity work." "It's not something I like to do a big number on." " No problem." " Don't get me wrong." "I'm not trying to dictate Jonathan's agenda." "I just happen to believe - would this were true of all my peers - that with success and wealth comes responsibility." "Ultimately, virtue can be its own reward." "Just a breakdown of my unpaid appearances for the year." "For deep background, whatever." "Jonathan Creek." "At last!" "I've been trying to get you all morning." "Assuming you saw me go off with that woman, to explain." "I know." "It was just me being a complete arsehole again." "Sorry." "Do you want me to come over?" "I suppose I could be there for..." "What is it now?" "13.29 just gone." " Half one?" " Great." "That'd be..." "You think I killed him." "I only killed a part of him." "The part you can see." "A guy like Geiger can't be destroyed." "We've seen what he can do." " Even when he's dead." " Floyd, pull yourself together." "I know that's hard because we're all freaked out by this, but..." "There's some people here." "Maybe if we just..." "At night's the worst." "When he tells me what he's going to do to me." "To you, if I talk." "You don't want to know, Karen." "The vile things he says." "I wouldn't let him harm you for anything." "You're the only thing keeping me sane." "I think you see our problem." "Not exactly." "What did he mean about what he'd do to him if he talked?" "Talked about what?" "Look, if you can explain to me how a man who's certifiably dead, whose brain is in 27 pieces inside his skull, could have hauled himself up those steps..." "I don't deny it would assist my digestion." " I also have to look at the bigger picture." " Which is?" "Frank Geiger was the contact for a major drug dealer operating out of Amsterdam." "Whose name and number were in that book." "Which has now gone missing." "The police in Haiti couldn't find it on Wheeler." "Maybe he memorised the contents and destroyed it." "We don't know." "The one piece of evidence that would have led us straight to our man." "But then, as we were driving out to this haunted farmhouse or whatever it is... it hits me." "One thing we're all forgetting." "There was another copy of that name and number." "The one that Wheeler wrote down and Geiger grabbed back and put in his pocket." "Well..." "It had to still be there, didn't it?" "There's another riddle to add to our collection." "Miss Blaine, could you hand me that SOCO report?" "Maybe someone managed to switch it." "For an exact duplicate that was blank?" "Returning to your question." "Our friend downstairs is the one person still alive who saw what was in the book." "Anything he can give us - a name, half a name - is a start." "What's he going to tell you in his state?" "You've seen the effect all this has had." "We're losing him." "It's like this power... whatever it is... it's slowly starting to take over." "I'm just scared that unless we do something... we're not going to get him back." "Do you have a coin I can borrow?" "Maybe in your right-hand jacket pocket?" "I never thought I'd say this on TV." "I really didn't feel the banana going in." "How about the other one?" "I see." "You want me to unzip and see if I recognise what's inside?" "Ladies and gentlemen, you're watching "George and Mildred" on UK Gold." "There." " You may applaud." " But will they?" "Yes." "You're getting a bit off-the-wall." "I like to "subvert the form" now and then." "Yeah, with my acti" "Adam, let me ask you about the girlfriends." "There all seem to crop up in the act." "Is this like the Sorcerer's Apprentice?" "You saw one in half and she keeps dividing?" " Something like thatI" " OK." "Let me ask you about something you do take seriously - charity work." "ScumbagI" "You're involved in a lot of deserving causes." "ShameI Shame on youI I can't believe you can do that, you complete arseholeI" "Just rip off someone's material like thatI" "This man could toss for EnglandI He is such a phoneyI" "You should all walk out in disgustI" "I invite you to follow me through this exit..." "It's just one long endless merry-go-round coming out with you in a car." ""Let's take a shortcut!"" "The grass is more moist than I expected." "Moist?" "!" "We're driving through the Great Grimpon Mire!" "What...?" "What?" "I was just thinking those pink extensions really suit you." "Jelly baby?" "We know from the post-mortem that Geiger was dead when they chucked him down there, but how do we know someone hadn't got in using a second key, moved the body and barricaded the door again?" "They had to break that thing into pieces to get it out." "That cupboard hadn't been moved." " There was another way into the cellar." " The police didn't even find a mouse hole." "Fine." "Just checking it is completely impossible." "That we didn't have a case that was beneath your superhuman powers." " He who knows absolutely everything." " Is this still about that Witchdoctor song?" "Jonathan, as far as I'm concerned, the subject's closed." "You're so cocksure." "Ooh eeh ooh ah ah bing bang wallah wallah bing bang." "Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ding dang wallah lollah don lang!" "Don lang?" "!" "Don Lang was the bloke who sang it?" "In your dreams." "That was Charlie Drake." "At no point in history did Charlie Drake sing "My Friend the Witchdoctor"." "He goes to see one because his boomerang won't come back." "That was "My Boomerang Won't Come Back"!" "There isn't a witchdoctor in it!" "I wish we'd never got onto the subject of voodoo." "You'd argue black was blue..." "What?" "What are you seeing?" "I just thought there'd be some sort of police presence here still." "Evidently not." "Come on." "How about if the writing on that paper was done in special ink, designed to fade before anyone could see it?" "The dead body was dragged up the steps by some rope that was fed underneath the door." "The motive, obviously, was to turn our ex-boxer into a gibbering wreck so he'd be too scared to..." "Just slow down." "Stop thinking with your mouth and give your brain a chance to function." "How do you connect a rope to a body through a cupboard and a door?" "Why would Wheeler use disappearing ink?" "If they wanted to keep Floyd quiet, why not put a bullet in his brain?" "You've got to clear your mind of "obviouslys"." "Let it all bed in." "And observe." " What's that?" " Dunno." "Old cigarette card." "So..." "OK, then." "Into the bowels of hell." "See what they meant about the stench of death." "That'll be me." "I'm wearing Calvin Klein "Stench of Death" parfum de toilette." "After you." "I'm not just saying this because of the other night, but..." "There's something about that Karen woman keeps niggling at me." "It's like that thing you say - you know you've spotted something wrong but you can't work out what it was." "It'll come to me." "It doesn't half change your perspective on all this when you get here." "Like spending the night in the Chamber of Horrors." "You can see how you could lose your grip on reality." " Are you sitting on Sir Denis Compton?" " Fresh air's probably what we need." "No, it's all right." "Here he is." "Hiding in the corner." "Are you taking leave of your senses?" " Possibly, but I haven't just eaten a slug." " No, but..." "Aagh!" "Oh!" "Oh, God!" "You bastard!" "How could you let me do that?" "What have you found over there anyway?" "Quite enough to confirm we're not dealing with zombies or witchcraft here." "In fact, this is as fascinating a solution as I've ever come..." "Aagh!" "I'm just being dumb about this." "It was probably cut and dried weeks ago." "If you've won, you always know." "Always." "I've heard that said many times..." "Harry!" "How are you doing?" "Adam." "You pipped me to the post, you old rascal." "It couldn't have gone to a nicer guy." "The Magic Awards." "Oh, you haven't?" "That's the whisper that's been going around, but you didn't hear it from me." "Anyway, just wanted you to know I'm thrilled." "OK." "Bye." "So it's not him." "Remember, left wrist under right to create the slack, then spring the thumb knots open." "Louisa!" "What's happening?" "It's Adam." "Listen, don't bother him if he's busy." "Just give your husband a big wet kiss from me and tell him I still love him." "Adam Klaus." "You hadn't heard?" "The Magic Awards." "A little bird tells me you'll be drinking champagne on Sunday." "Well, you'd better believe it." "And no sour grapes." "Just say to him I'm thrilled." "OK." "See you there." "Bye." "Interesting." "Well, who knows?" "The theory may be wrong." "No one's been told anything." "Hi." "Is that the very wonderful Deborah Cadabara?" "Fellow nominee Adam Klaus here ringing to say congratulations..." "You're welcome." "When did you hear?" "A couple of weeks ago?" "No, of course." "Not officially till the night." "I just wanted you to know... you know..." "I'm thrilled." "OK." "Bye." "Deborah Cadabara!" "They're giving Best Male Illusionist to a drag act!" "What he's got wouldn't fill a Twinkie wrapper!" "We were just saying it's funny there wasn't someone here what with what's happened." "I've just been trying to radio in, but my battery's flat." "No one's coming to relieve me till five." "Talk about feeling cut off." "Derek Spratley." "This ain't a place to come to for a picnic." "You've got international drug barons operating out of here." " There was a bloke in the cellar..." " We know." " Brain had been mashed to a pulp." " So we heard." "Six bullet holes in the head!" "Just stay put, they said, and keep your eyes peeled." "Who knows what they've got stashed away, and if they come back, we'll have them." "But I'm here if the cast of "Goodfellas" suddenly turns up." "Yeah." "Well..." "We're not going to get far without assistance now." "Where's your phone?" "Oh..." "Still in the car." "Sorry." "I put it in the glove compartment when we..." "Sorry." "So this might have been used as more than just a meeting place?" "There might be drugs still on the premises?" "Yeah." "But they wouldn't risk coming back for them now." "Not now the police are around." "Depends how desperate they are." "You just don't..." "Oh, dear God." " How long ago did he call?" " A good two hours." "He'd seen this guy prowling round, thought he was armed." "Maybe he's been sent by our Dutch friend to do a final sweep of the premises, remove anything that shouldn't be there." "Who knows?" "Not the sort of man you want to mess with." "OK." "You want to go in by some subtle means, get her arse out and yours, then leave it to us." "We're too late." "OK!" "Listen up out here!" "Important things you should know." "I'm not a real policeman!" "I'm also not a very nice person." "The people I work for don't pay me to be nice." "Last count, I killed 11 people, and we can make it 12." "The decision's yours." "Or you can back off away from that jeep." "Get right back!" "And watch me drive the hell out of here." " Once I'm clear, I'll release her." " How do we know that?" "You're right." "I may still kill her." "It's not much of a gamble, is it?" "Shit." "What are you doing?" "Get up." "Get up!" "All right." "No sharp moves from anyone." "You, duffel coat." "Come on!" "You're going for a ride." "Get ready to fire." "Keep your hands up." "Above your head where I can see them!" "If you'd missed..." "I'd be dead." "I did." "I was aiming for his balls." "What about Furry Lewis?" "Like his stuff?" ""Catfish Blues" we could do." "We could open with that." "No, it's only three chords." "OK." "I'll see you guys there." "Sunday at six." "Yeah." "New career?" "The rough tunes of a man from the Mississippi Delta, Madeline." "Still does it to me every time." "Just as Woody Allen shuns Hollywood on Oscars night to play jazz in a humble New York pub, so I shall be giving a wide berth to the meaningless bunfight known as the British..." " .." "Magic Awards." " Absolutely." "Who needs them?" "Ah, the man of the moment." "That last little enquiry seems to have locked it all up." "I think we can go back to Detective Inspector Gallo." "OK." "I'll get my coat." "Was Adam talking about the Magic Awards?" "Yeah." "I get the feeling he knows he hasn't won." "On the contrary." "He's getting a Lifetime Achievement Award, which is all very hush-hush, so don't go blurting anything out to him." "Oh, thank you!" "As if." "Hey, did I leave a bottleneck on that cervanti?" " Come again?" " A finger slide on that hidden shelf." "Oh." "Right." "Got you." "OK." "It seems Mr Creek has managed to pull us all back from the edge of insanity, so..." "Floyd, are you hearing me?" " Karen?" " Didn't I say they'd sort this all out?" "The problem here was that the demons were in place before you'd even started." "You already think this guy's out of "Hellraiser III" - someone you can't write off even when they're dead." "And if anyone was dead when you sealed the cellar, it was Geiger." "So when you find his corpse at the top of the steps, what else are you going to think?" "There's got to be some kind of force at work." "A force so evil and unholy, it can not only cause a dead man to rise up from the floor... but three cigarette cards as well." "And a force which, for reasons best known to itself, can cause writing to miraculously vanish from a piece of paper." "I think you must begin to see now where all this is heading." "River bursting its banks - an unstoppable tide that, by the next day, had flooded the valley." "Flooded everything in its path." "Of course, you're talking about a cellar that hadn't been watertight in years." "Week by week, the level would have slowly dropped... but Geiger didn't." "That's what took the ink off." "Water soaking through the paper." "You're on the level with all this?" "When summer came, it all dried out - not entirely, as we discovered." "Conditions can get pretty bad there, but no one's ever around to find out." "Saving the odd hit man and drug dealer." "Frog Hollow served as their main rendezvous point and storage facility." "And though we've got a nice collection of dead underlings, it's not taking us any nearer the top man." "You saw his name that time." "Nothing's going to happen if you tell them." "It'll help his case." "Get you off, hopefully, with a suspended." "Then it'll be like you and me?" "Just like before." "OK." "Well..." "It was something like..." "I know it began with an M." "Was it..." "Mondrian?" "Nice happy ending all round, would you say, Inspector?" "Except what's he going to do, do you think, when he finds out?" " What?" " That his girlfriend's a copper." "I'm not sure..." "Who tipped off the police when they were busted in Haiti?" "By some miracle, they escaped." "I wonder how." "It was all part of the game plan to come back here and nab the rest of them." "It wasn't until the last minute I twigged what it was - last time we were here - that hadn't quite gelled." "Miss Blaine, hand me that SOCO report." "How many people know SOCO stands for Scene Of Crime Officers?" "It's like expecting me to know what a magician's "cervanti" is." "And yet out of a dozen files there, she went straight for it." "I'm sorry." "All right." "What do you want from me?" "Moral indignation because she used him?" "He lost most of his brain cells in the ring." "Do you know how long she was on Geiger's tail before he came along?" "Undercover work isn't just thrown together." "We've got police on three continents trying to prise this open." "We're grateful to you for straightening him out, so we could work with him." "And I don't doubt there'll be tears before bedtime." "But if it means we get some of the filth out there who systematically destroy people's lives..." "I can live with it." "As I said before... the bigger picture." "I'm sorry I'm late." "I got stuck behind this idiot in a bus lane..." "It was a bus actually." "What have I missed?" "I haven't seen Adam coming in." " He won't be here." " What do you mean?" " He knows he hasn't won." " In his category." "There's the other." " Oh, don't worry." "I didn't breathe a word." " You what?" "As instructed." "You swore me to secrecy." "Since when could you keep a secret?" "The whole point of me telling you was so you could leak it to him on the quiet." "It might have been handy if you'd said that!" "Am I a mind reader now?" "He told me he was going to do a Woody Allen." "He plays jazz in a pub instead of going to the Oscars." "He's going to get down to playing some Delta blues." "You are winding me up?" "Michael's Pub where Woody Allen plays isn't a pub, it's a swanky nightclub." "Also..." "Oh, I give up." "So out of sheer pigheaded pride, he's going to boycott the show for a bit of cheap street cred?" "Where in God's name do you think he's...?" "No." "The image is too painful." "♪ Oh, I wish" "♪ I was a catfish" "♪ Swimming in, Lord, the deep blue sea" "♪ And all you pretty... ♪" "You all right, Jimmy?"
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"Yes?" "Joaquin?" "Yes." "It's Gloria." " Gloria..." " Gloria Cumplido." "Hello, how are you?" "Good, and you?" "Good." "How long has it been...?" "Ten years, twelve..." "Ever since I got divorced." "Oh, yes." "You look good." "So do you." "Cheers!" "Okay..." "Okay, okay." "Okay, go home!" "I gave you everything, everything!" "What for?" "What for?" "What are you looking at, man?" "Are you going to tell me what to do?" "You know nothing!" "Nobody knows anything!" "You are fresh water that can quench my thirst." "You are the embrace where my feelings can be." "You are the place where I want to return more and more each time." "You are the response I couldn't find in my silence." "You are my tenderness, my peace, my rhythm, my love, my king." "You are what I crave and that in you I find." "All that and more." "Ana?" "I haven't heard from you at all lately." "I'm at the office, very busy... but just call me if you feel like it." "It's your mother." "Kisses." "Bye." "Hello, Pedro, son..." "How are you?" "I hope you're fine." "I was calling to check on Raimundo, and to see if you needed anything..." "Well, that's it." "Call me." "It's your mother." "Just like that..." "Alright, Mom, I'll put him to bed." "I can calm him down..." "All right, go with your dad." "Let's go to sleep, let's go to sleep..." " He's fussy, isn't he?" " Yeah." "Maybe it's the ear infection." "Yes, it's probably that." " And you gave him antibiotics..." " Yeah, we gave him antibiotics." "Well that..." "screws everything up." "When you start with the antibiotics then comes the stomach, the mouth, which sometimes gets these things around the... like fungus, stuff like that..." "Hello?" "At least you had the decency to call, Manuela." "No, we're absolutely fine here, we're doing great." "What?" "Yes, yes, he's eating." "He's making solid poops." "Manuela..." "He hasn't asked about his mom!" "He doesn't know how to speak!" "Uttanasana, facing your shins, the posture's concave phase," "The next exhalation, Chaturanga dandasana, inclined plane..." "Bring your elbows together, raise your knees, raise your thighs," "Bring your palms together." "There..." "Tilt your head back, let it fall back." "Open your spiritual heart bring it back with humility, so that it's as parallel with the floor as possible." "And rest on your heels." "Well done, Gloria." " Did you like it?" " Yes, I did." "I just came to check if you were still alive." "Bye, good luck." "Stop it, Mom." "You did really well." " Really?" " Yes." "You should come more often." " Bye, Ana." " Bye!" "Theo." "Come here." " Hello." " Mom, this is Theo." "Hello." "Okay, Mom, I'm leaving." "We have to go." " Good luck to you." " Take care." " Bye." " Bye." " Nice to meet you." " Yes." "Yes!" "Phone number..." "Keep your tears." "You won't be the last." "Goodbye." "The city is humid under a pale sky." "And I feel free, free, free, free." " Hello, good evening." " Good evening." " Is this seat taken?" " No, have a seat." "Thank you." " What was your name?" " Guillermo." " Guillermo Valenzuela is my name." " Guillermo Valenzuela." "It's always handy to have a lawyer as a friend." "A lawyer." "Thanks." "You've got a knack for putting on lipstick!" "You look great!" "Thanks." "Are you always this happy?" "No." "You asked me and I burst out laughing." "No." "I don't know..." "Some mornings I'm not." "And... sometimes not in the afternoons... as well." "Like everyone." "Yes, of course." "Do you come here all the time?" "Yes... yes, yes." "No, not all the time." "Sometimes." "Whenever I can... whenever I want to." "I like coming here, though." "I like to come and dance." "By yourself." "By myself." "I'm divorced." " Me too." " Really?" "For how long?" "One year." "Recently." "Finally." "Yes." "Sometimes it is "finally," right?" "I'm trying... to change things, life." "What's your name?" "Gloria." "What's this?" "No, Alberto, listen to me, tell her to call... 500..." "500, I said?" "312..." "Hold on a second." "Victo, Victo, Victo, get this bat out of here!" "Okay." "That cat is disgusting!" "Why does it come into this house?" "Hello?" "Okay." "So then..." "Listen to me..." "Well..." "Yes, no, that'll be fine." "Okay." "Right, you too." "Okay, thanks." "Bye." "Take care." "Bye." "I don't know if what I don't like about the cat is the cat itself, or the cat's tail." "It's like a mouse's." "You know that when the universal flood came, the lord ordered Noah to build a very large ark into which he put his whole family and two animals of each species that existed in the world at that time." "I n a short time, there were many mice, lots, and they began eating all the food." "Noah didn't know what to do." "So he spoke directly to Yahweh and he told him to find the lion, and stroke its head, like this, three times with his right hand, and the lion, "Pff!" let out a gush of air," "and two cats came out of its nose." "Those cats... eliminated the mice." "Not all of them, but a lot of them, so order and balance was re-established in the world." "We're going to hit our ribs, very softly," "We're going to hit our ribs, very softly, there." "And we're going to count 1, 2, 3 and then laugh." "No, you don't know me..." "I got your number from the doorman, here where your son lives." "I live beneath his apartment, in number 21." "Come here, I'm waiting, you asshole!" "Come here!" "Exactly." "I'm calling because..." "Do you know what's going on, Mrs. Marina?" "I think he's having a crisis." "Get up?" "What for?" "Exactly." "Again." "Why get up?" "Answer me!" "Somebody answer me!" "Why get up?" "Look, I'm really sorry to bother you this late at night." "It's just that..." "Mrs. Marina, I work." "I have to get up early tomorrow, you see?" "I pay to live a quiet life..." "No." "It doesn't make any sense!" "Of course." "Why be born?" "What for?" "It breaks my heart, really..." "I'm a mother too." "It's all rotten out there!" "No, it's not just another crisis." "It's all rotten, don't go outside!" "Please listen." "Listen to this." "I want to die!" "I want to die!" "Don't be born, man, don't be born!" "Hello?" "This is she." "No, why would I be upset?" "It's fine." "Are you asking me out?" "What a gentleman." "There's something, I don't know, it's just, your personality, it... it drives me wild." "Ever since I saw you I..." "I couldn't..." "I can't get you out of my head." "I'm constantly thinking about you." "It's so physical, so real, what happens to me with you." "I thought it was never going to happen again." "My head was spinning..." "And I didn't dare to..." "It was very difficult." "I was too terrified to call you." "Until I went for it, luckily." "And thank you." "Thank you very much for accepting." "Thank you." "No big deal." "Excuse me, would you?" "Hello?" "Hello, Susana." "Yes, fine, but you don't have to cry." "I'm going to do it, before 2 o'clock." "Okay?" "Just like always." "What?" "I always do!" "Okay, yes." "I'm busy now, okay?" "Yes, yes." "I'll make the deposit before 2." "Yes." "Relax." "Bye." "So are you divorced or not?" "Sure I am." "But... you get divorced from the woman, not from the children." "I..." "I've been living alone for a year now, and I take care... of the girls." "They're..." "They're very dependant on me, so... they're not used to being without daddy yet." "That's the way things are." "I used to have a very different life." "I was drowning." "I was bursting." "A year and one month ago, I had surgery." " What surgery?" " I had a gastric bypass." "I used to weigh 117 kilos." " Right..." " I swear!" "I swear it's true!" "I was huge." "No..." "I decided to change, I had the surgery, and now I'm trying to operate on myself, but on the inside." " Sorry." " Amazing, isn't it?" "Sorry..." "Okay." "We're going to stop..." "There we go." "Vertigo?" "Vertigo!" "This is the hopper, it's where the paintball goes in, okay?" "This is the trigger." "It has a safety." "Here." "You take off the safety." "It's an automatic." " More this way." " This way?" "Yes, this way." "No, that's a tree." "The black figure." " You can see it, right?" " Yes, I see it." "I'm going a bit blind too, but you hit the target!" "You hit the bull's eye!" "Good!" "I love your park." "You know..." "Men like to play war." "Yes." "Or the paths I haven't walked," "Or the paths I haven't walked, or anything, or anyone..." "I love you." "I miss you, I dream of you, I wait for you," "I can't live without your kisses." "My life is no life if you're not inside me." "I love you," "I miss you, I dream of you, I wait for you," "I'm dying just to see you." "How could I not love you, my love, my love, I don't want to lose you." "Virginia Acosta, from Vina del Mar, has requested Jeanette's "Why Are You Leaving?"" "When you had your surgery," "did they use a general anaesthetic or an epidural?" "Epidural..." "I think it's general too." "The other kind is local, isn't it?" "The one they used with me is the kind that goes in the lV... and gradually, they start adding more anaesthetic." "Not like when I was a boy, and I had surgery, and they used chloroform." "I'm a little..." "What's the word...?" " Claustrophobic." " Oh, right." " The nurse put the mask on my face..." " That's how they did it." "I put up a fight, and she called other two nurses, so three nurses were pinning me down..." " How horrible." " I started to drift off." "They called me "chicken, chicken, chicken..."" ""Anaesthesia" means that all your senses are blocked." " Right..." " Yes." "My daughter Ana explained it to me." "But "Ana" doesn't mean that..." " No?" " No." "What does it mean?" ""Ana" means..." ""To sit gracefully."" " Is that right?" " Yes." "Do I look like I'm "seated gracefully" now?" "Look..." "You look great." "Thanks." "And to have more love for this country, to recover our love for this country, and not stay in our houses..." "That's hard." "It's hard to love it." "But why, my dear?" "Because so many things have happened that... what Chile used to be now seems like a ghost, as if that Chile were dead, and what was built afterwards is a kind of replica of something that's being devised in some other part of the world," "where the driving force is just greed." "There aren't any leaders anymore." " No." " There aren't any leaders." "What are you going to do?" "If it's about politicians who are up there, and they're the ones governing, the ones that were chosen." " We have to look to young people." " Yes, I was thinking the other day that they're not being considered at all!" " The people are being..." " They've been robbed, they're outraged." "People consider that all of this... has been an abuse." "And if you go to the doctor, you have to pay a fortune, if you have an accident, you have to pay a fortune, excuse me for being self-referential but..." " No, it's the truth!" " It's the truth!" "You understand?" "As a sociologist, you must see it every day." "And you, in your store, you see that people have had enough!" "Although we don't use Twitter or Facebook the very fact that these things exist represents a virtual multitude that needed to get together." "And that same multitude, that used to go out and start revolutions, is now leading a revolution that's probably more spiritual." "All things transform, right?" "One day, you're the way you were before, or the way I was before, and the next, we're here..." "That's not what I read in the paper, what I read was that all things transform, and that astonished me." "Have you heard about those black holes up there?" "Yes, I've heard something." "Where matter is suddenly absorbed." "And the stars go..." ""I'd like to be a nest if you were a little bird."" "I'd like to be a scarf if you were a neck and were cold." "If you were music, I'd be an ear." "If you were water, I'd be a glass." "If you were light, I'd be an eye." "If you were a foot, I'd be a sock." "If you were the sea, I'd be a beach." "And if you were still the sea, I'd be a fish, and I'd swim in you." "And if you were the sea, I'd be salt." "And if I were salt, you'd be lettuce, an avocado or at least a fried egg." "And if you were a fried egg," "I'd be a piece of bread." "And if I were a piece of bread, you'd be butter or jam." "If you were jam, I'd be the peach in the jam." "If I were a peach, you'd be a tree." "And if you were a tree, I'd be your sap... and I'd course through your arms like blood." "And if I were blood," ""I'd live in your heart."" "Hello?" "Hello, Dad?" "Elena!" "Hello." "How are you?" "Good." "How about you?" "That's nice." "Yes." "I've already had lunch." "Well, she should take her pills." "What can I do about it?" "I'm here at home." "I haven't been feeling well." "That's why I haven't been out." "What's that?" "No, I'm not going out today." "I'm staying here." "Okay." "Okay." "I don't think so." "We'll talk later, okay?" "Bye." "Did you like it?" "I don't understand, really." "I mean..." "Where are you?" "Why are you here?" "Because I'm with you." "Why can't you tell them you're with me?" "Why drag them into a situation that they're incapable of understanding?" "They'd say, "You have a girlfriend!" "You silly old man!"" "How could you even think of dating at your age?"" "They'd make fun of me, and why give them that chance?" "I don't want to involve them in our thing." "No way." "No way." "I understand that we... that I'm a part of your life, or not?" "You're the most important part of my life right now." "Then I want to feel that, because I'm not, if you're lying to your daughters." " They're grown up, aren't they?" " They're not that grown up." "Physically they are, but not inside." "When I had my surgery," "I felt lonelier than ever before." "Not one call..." "Did they even call the hospital and ask how I was doing?" "Did they care about my health, the operation, or anything?" "Nothing!" "Ever." "I've always been the one who worries about them and they do nothing in return, do you understand?" "Nothing at all, it's a terribly lonely feeling." "And I don't want you to have to share that, to experience that." "And I thank you for understanding me." "Who's there?" "Who is it?" "What do you want?" " What is it?" " Open, you fucking door." "Gloria..." "Morning, Mario." "I'd like to make a complaint." "He said he got confused." "He thought it was his apartment." "That's why the key wouldn't fit in the lock." "This just can't happen, Mario." "He's in a bad way, Gloria." " We all can get like that." " He couldn't get in because he couldn't get the key in the lock, so he decided to climb up your balcony." "Happy birthday, son!" "Thanks, Mom." "I wish you a good year, a wonderful year!" "Thanks." " May everything turn out well, okay?" " Okay." "This will grow back, won't it?" " This is Rodolfo." " Hello." "Rodolfo." " How's it going?" " Happy birthday." "Thanks a lot." "Hello." " Hello." " Hello." " How are you?" " Good." " This is nice." " How long has it been?" "Ana, my sister..." "Twelve." "Twelve years?" "Twelve years." "Thirteen, I think." " Thirteen, twelve..." " Flavia?" "You must be Flavia." "Nice to meet you." "Same here." "You didn't tell me she was so beautiful." " Oh, please!" " Beautiful, really." " You haven't introduced us." " Sorry." " Rodolfo... my partner." " How do you do?" " Gabriel, my ex-husband." " Nice to meet you." " And Flavia, his wife." " A pleasure." "Nice to meet you." " Cheers." " To your birthday." " Happy birthday, son." " Happy birthday." " And cheers..." " Happy birthday, little brother." " To your pregnancy." " Cheers." "Cheers." "You didn't know." " No, I didn't." "You're pregnant?" " You hadn't told him?" "No..." "Sorry." "Oh, really?" " How nice..." " But it's very recent." " You're not showing at all." " Six weeks." " I see, and do you have a partner?" " Yes." "That's nice." " Have a seat." " Thanks." "She just seems so young!" "Would you like some peanuts?" "Sure, yes." "Thanks." "Olive?" "Sure, thanks." " Would you like an olive?" " Me too." "Rodolfo, my mother was telling me that you have a club, an amusement park?" "Yes. "Vertigo Park."" "It's a lot of fun." "Have you heard of paintball?" "Yeah, it's shooting..." " Yes, with colors..." " Is it with paint?" "Yes, in two teams." "It's like a little war." "She loved it." " You took her to play?" " Yes." "It was target shooting." " She can hit the spot." " She sure can, yes sir." " What did you do before?" " Transport for the Navy." "I was in the Navy for many years." "Then I got into transporting different kinds of equipment for them." " Were you an officer?" " Yes, of course." " You were in the military?" " The Navy." " Do you have any children?" " Yes, two daughters." " How old are they?" " 27 and 31." "Like us, more or less." "Yes, but they're quite different." "Are you a grandfather?" "No, no..." " Your daughters aren't married?" " No, they're single." " Do they work?" " No." " Are they at college?" " No." "They did go, but they didn't like it, so they switched to a trade, a technical diploma." "So you support them..." "economically." "Of course." "All of them." "And their mother, who also does nothing." " Their mother doesn't work?" " No." "Oh, no..." "Don't light it up." "She's pregnant!" " Alright." " How dare you!" "The baby's sleeping in the other room!" " I'm a smoker." " I want to propose a toast." "A toast." "I know, Pedro, it's important to you that we're all here." "I know we're all a little surprised by the twists and turns of life." "I want to thank Flavia," "I want to thank Flavia, for being the architect of this reunion." "If you hadn't taken these steps it probably would've been another 10 years before we all got together again." "I also want to join this toast to thank you for welcoming me into this family get-together." "It's so nice to meet you and to see a family that," "I don't know... so much like the family I would've liked to have." "Free, different, who know how to live." "Thank you very much, and happy birthday, Pedro." " Thank you." " Happy birthday, Pedro." "Do you want some weed?" "No?" "You don't smoke?" " I'm scared of losing control." " Don't be silly!" "Really, it's kind of..." "Scared?" "Quite the opposite, you relax, I don't know..." "Yes, but..." "No." "Everyone reacts differently." "If you don't want any..." "Thanks." "Who's my grandson's father?" "His name's Theo." " Theo what?" " Van Gogh." "It doesn't matter." "He's Swedish." "He's Swedish?" "And does he live here?" "No." "He lives in Sweden." "But he's coming to live here." "No." "He's staying there." "How come?" "I'm moving there." " She's leaving!" " To go to Sweden?" "Yes, to Sweden." "When?" " On the 28th." " So soon!" "Why don't you read the letter?" "The e-mail, Mom." " The e-mail." " No." "Come on, Ana." "Read it, so your dad can see... that he's a nice person, he's delightful." "Actually, we're both a little in love with Theo." "No." " Ana." " Cut it out, Mom." " Read it, Ana." " You already read it to us!" "Yes, but it's different now." ""The only thing I want"" "is to have a life with you." "I discovered that the love in my heart was being saved for you." "Living the mystery of each day with you" "is the most profound thing I can imagine." "I may have been on the highest mountains in the world," "but all the same, the highest thing I can think of" ""is to be with you."" "It's so beautiful, what he says." "I don't know, but I'm crying over everything." "Look at those two!" "How lovely!" "The wedding picture." "Stiff, like two broomsticks." " And so naive, right?" " We were in love." " And we were very naive." " We were in love." "Let me see." " Pedro." " Let's do something." " We were in love." " Yes, you were in love." "Let's take a photo now." "Hold this." "Dad, hold it there." "Excuse me." "No?" "She's laughing..." "She's laughing." "But we were in love." "I don't have this picture." "I'll make a copy for you." "Look how handsome my Pedro is here!" "Look, my Anita with her diploma!" "Pre-school certificate!" "Look at all the layers on this cake." "We didn't get married with just any cake!" "And your frilly dress!" "It's hilarious!" "Well, that's what we wore back then." "I was not..." "I was not here." " You weren't?" " No, I wasn't." "You were already gone by then." "Here he is, in the day he went off the rails." "Let's see this one..." "I should've been here, here!" "And I wasn't." "And these bangs...?" "You know what the problem was?" "My mom would put gel on a brush, then wrap my bangs around it." " That's how people wore it back then!" " That's horrible!" "Rodolfo, are you all right?" "He's not here." "He isn't?" "No, Mom, he's not here." "I'll call him and see if..." " I don't know what..." " Do you think he got sick?" "I don't know." "Perhaps the food didn't agree with him." "I'm going to call him." "Rodolfo, it's me, Gloria." "Pick up." "What happened?" "I'm worried." "I'm here at Pedro's." "It's only a photo." "Call me." " He's not in the bathroom..." " Sometimes he feels ill, food doesn't agree with him, and..." "He's not used to French fries..." "I'm going to..." "No answer." "I'm going." "Who is this guy, Mom?" "I'm working." "Rodolfo, I'm busy." "I'm working." "Don't call me anymore." "What are you doing here?" "Can we talk?" "I've nothing to say to you." "I need you to listen to me." "How could you be so thoughtless, Rodolfo?" "About what?" "I was introducing you to my family." "I took you to my son's birthday... and you have the nerve to disappear?" "If you were in my place you would've done the same thing." "It wasn't an easy situation at all." "I searched for your eyes, again and again, and..." "I didn't exist!" "I felt sick." "I threw up." "I don't know how you could do something like that to me." "Besides, the girls called." "G row a pair." "Excuse me." "And take your toy guns with you." "No." "No, Gloria." "As you wish." " Get your hands off, I can't see!" " I love you!" "Gloria." "Really!" "Gloria, listen..." "That's it..." "I'm going to check this eye..." "Don't squint in this eye." "You can blink, but don't squint or I can't see anything." "There." "That's great there." "So how are your children?" "Hold on." "If you talk, your eye moves and I can't see." "Hold on a second." "I always tell my patients they should come once a year, because illnesses can arise." "And your test says that you've developed glaucoma." "I'm going to go blind?" "Not necessarily." "But in time, if you don't take care of it, your field of vision will diminish and that will limit your daily life, driving, getting around..." "I'm giving you these drops, to be used once a day for the rest of your life." "Here." "I'm getting out to see you off." "No, Mom." "It's so I can help you with your suitcases, Ana, they're really heavy." "No, Mom, really, just leave me here, please." "I'm not going to cry!" "I'll walk you to the entrance." "Mom, no." "Okay." "Take care, will you?" "Yes." "Send me an e-mail when you get there." " "I'm here" is all I need." " Yes, Mom." "That's fine." "I love you very much." " A lot." " Me too." "I love you very much." "Alright." "Go." "Bitch, bitch!" "That's what you are." "Shit..." "That's what you are, shit!" "Fucking bitch!" "We loved each other!" "We loved each other!" "What's the use of it all?" "Nothing!" "Now and forever!" "Now and forever!" "Madam..." "Who wears the britches?" "I s it the students or the sons of bitches?" "Let's see, let's see..." "Who wears the britches?" "I s it the students or the sons of bitches?" "Look at how the skeleton moves how it shakes all over." "Look at how the skeleton moves how it shakes all over." "Look at how the skeleton moves how it shakes all over." "Look at how the skeleton moves how it shakes all over." "Hello." " Good afternoon." " How are you?" " I have a reservation." " Under what name?" "Rodolfo Fernandez." "Fernandez?" "Yes." "One moment." "My girl?" "Hello." "What's happened now?" "I'm in Vina, why?" "What?" "But how..." "How did she go through a window?" "God, what a stupid thing to do!" "How deep are her cuts?" "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," "I can't come now, I' m busy." "The doctors can take care of it." "I have to do my things, please!" "What happened?" "My ex-wife has had an accident." "One of my daughters called me." "Susana went through a window, the glass was really clean, she didn't see it, and... she smashed through it." "She cut herself badly... on her legs." "Such a stupid thing." "But, I'm not moving from here." "I'm staying with you." "They're not going to ruin this moment, are they?" "It's what I want, and..." "I'm not going to let them mess with my life this time... and stop me from living... my life." "I'm staying here with you." "Gloria?" "Gloria!" "You're doing the right thing." "It's fine." "I appreciate your insight, your help... but you may not be able to see how hard it is for me." "It's hard because I know how much they need me, you see?" "How can I not see if I'm looking straight at you?" "But it's not only bad for them to depend on you so much, it's bad for you too." "My love, you have the right to a life." "Yes." "Shall we travel?" "To the south, 10 days, just the two of us?" "Better still, the Caribbean." "Let's go to Cuba." "Have you ever been to Cuba?" "Let's go to Cuba for 10 days." "We skip work and go, the two of us." "We both like dancing, so let's go dancing in Cuba!" "Just switch it off." "Alright." "Cheers." "To traveling?" " I'll be right back, excuse me." " Yes." "Rodolfo." "Thank you." "Can I get another one, please?" "No more bets." " Black on four!" " Four on the black." "It's weird to bet on 11, if my favourite number is 27." "And that's my birthday." "Then we'll bet them all." " What's your name?" " Gloria." " Marcela." "Nice to meet you." " Likewise." "Let's see how we do." "No more bets." " My love." " Oh, thanks, honey." "Red 27." " We won!" " You won!" " We won!" " No, good job!" "This is Gloria, my new friend." " Hello, how are you?" " Fine." " Marcial, a friend..." " Hello, Marcial." "How are you?" "Cheers!" "Come on, honey..." "No, no, no..." "You don't know..." "Have faith!" "Hold on tight!" "Hold on!" "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "I'm with you!" "I'm with you." "Let's go!" "Good morning." "Good morning." "Good morning." " A question." " Go ahead." "Has Mister..." "Fernandez come back?" " Room number?" " 306." "306." "It says Mr. Fernandez hasn't checked out yet." "What time does the room have to be paid for?" "Check-out time is in 20 minutes." "May I use your phone to call Santiago?" "Yes, of course." "The number?" "639... 58..." "Gloria." "I brought your things." "Thank you, Victoria." " I'll take the cat away." " Just leave him..." "Alright then..." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Right." "Give me my pyjamas." "Gloria." "Hello?" "Are you there?" "Say something." "Please, I'm begging you." "We need to save what we have..." "We had something special..." "Who is it?" "Your neighbor, from upstairs." "Come in." "He's in the main bedroom." "Excuse me." "Where have you been?" "Yes..." "What were you doing here?" "I'm sorry." "Have you, by any chance..." "Maybe you found..." "The other night..." "I was kind of..." "The night I got confused, did you by any chance find... a packet?" "A little packet?" "No." "Gloria..." "Gloria!" "No!" "Dad?" "Dad?" " What happened?" " Daddy, what happened?" "Quick, help me get him up!" "Get him up!" "Who do you think you are, you fucking old bitch?" "Come back here and show your face, bitch!" " Good evening." " Hello." "A goddess." "I'm so glad you made it!" " I couldn't make it to the church." " That's okay." "It's so good you're here." "Don't worry." "Don't explain, I'm just so happy you're here." "It's so nice." "What's wrong?" "Gloria, you're missing in the air," "your presence is missing, your warm innocence," "you're missing on my lips, which call you without wanting to," "and I will write my story with the word "Gloria."" "Because here by your side the morning becomes bright..." " Would you like to dance?" " No, thanks." "Truth and lies are called Gloria." "Gloria, you're missing in the air," "you're missing in the sky, burn me with your fire," "melt me in the snow that freezes my chest." "I'm waiting for you, Gloria."
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"Flight 784 for San Francisco is now ready for boarding." "Passengers for flight 841 to Rome, come to gate seven." "Flight 784 to San Francisco is now ready for boarding at" "Inmate number 87645:" "Cole, James." "Johnson." "Innis." "Jose." "Psst." " Jose, what's going on?" " Bad news, man." " Volunteers?" " Yeah." "And they said your name." "Hey, maybe they'll give you a pardon, man." "Yeah." "That's why none of the volunteers come back." "They all get a pardon." " Some come back, I heard." " Yeah." "Please put me back!" "Don't take me!" "Yeah, they got 'em up on the seventh floor." "They hide 'em up there." "They're all messed up in the head." "Brains don't work." "You don't know they're all messed up." "Nobody's seen 'em." "And maybe they're not messed up." "That's a rumor." "Nobody knows that." "I don't believe that." "Good luck, man." " Volunteer duty!" " I didn't volunteer." "You causing trouble again?" "No, no trouble." "These are the instructions for the first time probe." "Listen carefully." "They must be followed exactly." "All openings of your garment must be sealed completely." "If the integrity of the suit is compromised in any way, if the fabric is torn or a zipper not closed, readmittance will be denied." "Holy infant" "So tender and mild" "Sleep in heavenly" "Peace" "If there are any indications of contamination by germs, the subject will be denied reentry to secure population." "Please place blood sample in receptacle provided." "There will be a socialization class in room 700... for citizens cited for deviations 23-A and 96-A... per subchapter six of the Permanent Emergency Code." "James Cole cleared from quarantine." "Thank you." "You two wait outside." "He's got a history, Doctor." "Violence." " Antisocial six." "Repeated violations of the Permanent Emergency Code." "Insolence." "Defiance." "Disregard of authority." "Doing 25 to life." "I don't think he's gonna hurt us." "You aren't gonna hurt us, are you, Mr. Cole?" "No, sir." "Why don't you sit down, Mr. Cole?" "We appreciate your volunteering." "You're a very good observer." " Thank you." " We have a very advanced program." " Something very different." " Opportunity to reduce your sentence." "And possibly play an important role... in returning the human race to the surface of the Earth." "We want tough-minded people." "Strong mentally." "We've had some misfortunes with... unstable types." "For a man in your position, an opportunity." "Not to volunteer could be a real mistake." "Definitely a mistake." ""Yet among the myriad microwaves, the infrared messages, the gigabytes of ones and zeros, we find words, byte-sized now, tinier even than science, lurking in some vague electricity." "But if we but listen, we hear the solitary voice of that poet telling us... yesterday this day's madness did prepare..." " tomorrow's silent triumph of despair." "Drink, for you know not whence you came, nor why." "Drink, for you know not why you go, nor where. "" "...wandering around in nothing but his underpants... and one of those plastic, see-through lady's raincoats." "So, they get there, they ask the guy real nice for some kind of I.D." "He gets agitated, starts screaming about viruses." "Totally irrational, totally disoriented." " Doesn't know where he is, what day of the week." " Lemme see." " All they got was his name." " Thanks." "Of course, they figured he's stoned out of his mind." "Some kind of psychotic episode." " He's been tested for drugs?" " Negative for drugs." "But he took on five cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs." " No drugs." "You believe that?" " He's in restraints." "Yeah." "Weren't you listenin'?" "I've got two police officers in the hospital!" "The medic gave him enough stellazine to kill a horse." "Look at him." "Rarin' to go." "That would explain the bruises, I guess." "The struggle." "Yeah." "You wanna go in there, examine him, what?" "Yes, please." "Is this all you have?" "Ran it through your system?" "No matchup." "No license, no prints, no warrants." "Nothing." " I should probably go in with you." " No, thank you." " That won't be necessary." " All right." "He'll be right here..." "just in case." "Mr. Cole, my name is Kathryn Railly." "I'm a psychiatrist." "I work for the county." "I don't work for the police." "So my concern is for your well-being." "Do you understand that?" "Need to go!" "Need to go!" "I can't make the police let you go." "But I do wanna help you, so I" "I need you to tell me exactly what happened tonight." "Do you think you can do that, James?" "May I call you James?" "James." "Nobody ever calls me that." " Have you been a patient at County?" " No." " Have I seen you someplace?" " Not possible." "I need to go!" "I need to" " I'm supposed to be gathering information." " What kind of information?" " Won't help you." "Won't help anyone." "Won't change anything." "James, do you know why you're here?" " 'Cause I'm a good observer." "Got a tough mind." " I see." "You don't remember assaulting a police officer?" "Why am I chained?" "Why are these chains on me?" "You've been in an institution before, haven't you?" " Or hospital?" " No!" "Now I need to go." "Need to go!" " Have you been in prison, James?" " Underground." "Hiding?" "I love this air." "Oh, it's such wonderful air." " What's wonderful about the air, James?" " Very fresh." "No germs." "Why do you think there aren't any germs in the air?" " This is October, right?" " April." " What year is this?" " What year do you think it is?" "1996." "That's the future, James." "Do you think you're living in the future?" "1996 is the past." "No, 1996 is the future." "This is 1990." " Shut up, ladies." " Where're you taking me?" "South of France, buddy." "Fancy hotel." "You'll love it." "I can't go." "I just need to make a telephone call." "Yeah, yeah." "Zip it, daisy." "You fooled the shrink, but you don't fool us." "Let's go, ace." "All right." "Come on, come on." "There you go." "Now, lemme see your head, Jimbo." " See if you got any creepy crawlers." " I need to make a telephone call." "Got to take you over to the doctor, Jimbo." " Can't make no calls 'til the doctor says." " It's very important!" "What you gotta do, Jimbo, is take it easy." "Relax into things." "And we'll all get along fine if you just relax." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Hey, Goines!" "Yo, Goines!" "Yo, Jeffrey!" "Goines!" " What?" " Look here." "This here's James." "Now, do me a favor." "Why don't you show him around?" "Tell him the TV rules." "Show him the games and stuff." "Okay?" "How much you gonna pay me?" "How much?" "I'd be doin' your job." " Five thousand dollars, my man." "That enough?" " Five thousand?" "I'll wire a check to your account as usual." " Five thousand dollars!" "Five thousand dollars!" " Five thousand dollars." " I'll give him the deluxe mental hospital tour." " My man!" " Kid around, makes 'em feel good." "We're pals." " I love you." " You're the prisoners." "No, you're the guards." " Now you got it." "Okay, it's all in good fun." "Here's some games here." "And there's- Get out!" "Get out!" " He was in my chair." "Games." "Games." "Here's some games." "Games that wanna get out." "See?" "More games." "Games." "They vegetize you." "See?" "If you play the games, you're voluntarily taking a tranquilizer." "I guess they gave you some chemical restraints." "Drugs!" "What'd they give you?" "Thorazine?" "Haldol?" "How much?" "How much?" "Learn your drugs." "Know your dosages." "It's elementary." " I need to make a telephone call." " A telephone call?" "That's communication with the outside world." "Doctor's discretion." "No." "If all of these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing to the ears of all these poor, sane people, infecting them." "Wackos everywhere." "A plague of madness." "In fact, very few, Jim" " Jim, very few of us here are actually mentally ill." "I'm not saying you're not mentally ill." "For all I know, you're... crazy as a loon." "But that's not why you're here." "That's not why you're here!" "That's not why you're here!" "You're here because of the system." "There's the television." "It's all right there." "All right there." "Look, listen, kneel, pray." "The commercials!" "We're not productive anymore." "Don't make things anymore." "It's all automated." "What are we for then?" "We're consumers, Jim." "Okay, okay." "Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen." "But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, what are you then?" "What?" "You're mentally ill." "Fact, Jim." "Fact!" "If you don't buy things: toilet paper, new cars, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers" "Take it easy, Jeffrey." "Be calm!" "Right." "That's right." "You're a very attractive woman." "Hah!" "If you want to watch a particular television program, like All My Children, you can go to the charge nurse and tell her the day, the time the show you wanna see is on." "But you have to tell her before the show is scheduled to be on." "There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played." "Yes." "No." "You have to tell her before." "He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday." "She couldn't turn back time!" "Thank you, Einstein." "Now he, he was nuts." "He was a fruitcake, Jim." "Okay, that's it, Jeffrey." "You're gonna get a shot." " I warned you." " Right." "Right, right, right." "I got a little carried away... explaining the inner workings of the institution to Jim." "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "I don't really come from outer space." "Oh." "L.J. Washington." "He doesn't really come from outer space." " Don't mock me, my friend." "Get outta my chair!" "It's a condition of mental divergence." "I find myself on the planet Ogo." "Part of an intellectual elite... preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto." "But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche." "I am mentally divergent... in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities... that plague my life here." "When I stop going there, I will be well." "Are you also divergent, friend?" "This is a place for crazy people." "I'm not crazy." "We don't use that term, "crazy," Mr. Cole." "You've got some real nuts here!" "I know some things that you don't know." "It's gonna be very difficult for you to understand it." " Hey!" " Hey, hey." "I'm not gonna hurt anyone!" "All right." "Look, have any of you heard... of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "They, they paint this." "They stencil this on the sides of buildings everywhere." " Have you seen this?" " Mr. Cole?" "Why don't you take your time and try to explain this from the beginning?" "Right, right." "It's 1990." "Okay, that makes sense." "They wouldn't've been active yet." "Um" "Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997." "Almost the entire population of the world." "Only about one percent of us survived." " Are you going to save us?" " How can I save you?" "This already happened." "I can't save you." "Nobody can." "I am simply trying to gather information to help the people in the present... trace the path of the virus." " We're not in the present now, Mr. Cole?" " No." "1990 is the past." "This already happened." "That's what I'm trying" "Mr. Cole?" "Mr. Cole?" "You believe 1996 is the present then, is that it?" "No!" "1996 is the past too." "Listen to me." "What I" "What I" " What I need to do is make a telephone call." "I can straighten this out if I make a telephone call." "Who would you call?" "Who would straighten everything out?" "The scientists." "They'll want to know that they sent me to the wrong time." "I can leave a voice mail message that they monitor from the present." "Can I just make one telephone call, please?" "Please?" "What are you doin' in the dog bowl?" "Get outta there!" " Who put those Doritos in there anyway?" "Yes?" "What?" "Voice mail?" "Look, I don't know- Stop makin' that noise!" "I don't know what you're talkin' about." "Is this a joke?" "I don't know any scientists." "Duanne, get out- James who?" "Wasn't who you expected?" "No." "It was some lady." "She didn't know anything." "Well, maybe it was the wrong number." "No." "That's why they chose me." "I remember things." "James, where did you grow up?" "Dr. Railly." " I have the strangest feeling I've met you before." "Wait." "This is 1990." "I'm supposed to be leaving messages in 1996!" "It's not the right number yet!" "That's the problem!" "We have a message for them." "No!" "Won't work." "Can't open it." "You think you can remove the grill, but you can't." "It's welded." "See?" "Told you." "All the doors are locked too." "They're protecting the people on the outside from us... when the people on the outside are as crazy as us." "Do you know what "crazy" is?" "Crazy is majority rules." "Yeah." "Take germs for example." "Germs?" "In the eighteenth century, no such thing." "Nada." "Nothing." "No one ever imagined such a thing!" "No sane person anyway." "Along comes this doctor." "Semmelweis!" "Semmelweis." "Semmelweis comes along and he's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that there are these teeny, tiny, invisible bad things called germs... that get into your body and make you sick." "He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands." "What is this guy?" "Crazy?" "Teeny, tiny, invisible "what do you call 'em?" "Germs?" "Huh?" "What?"" "Now, cut to the twentieth century." "Last week as a matter of fact, right before I got dragged into this hellhole!" "I go in to order a burger in this fast-food joint." "The guy drops it on the floor." "Jim, he picks it up, wipes it off." "He hands it to me like it was all okay." ""What about the germs?" I say." "He says, "I don't believe in germs." "Germs are a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps. "" "Now, he's crazy, right?" "See?" "There's no right." "There's no wrong." "There's only popular opinion." "You, you, you believe in germs, right?" "I'm not crazy." "Of course not!" "You wanna escape, right?" "That's very sane." "I can help you." "You want me to, don't ya?" "Get you out?" " You know how to get outta here?" "Yes, my son!" " Then why don't ya?" " Why don't I try to escape?" "That's what you were gonna ask." "Good question." "Very good question." "Intelligent." "Because I would be crazy to escape." "I have sent out word." " I am all taken care of." " What does that mean?" "I've managed to contact certain underlings, evil spirits, secretaries of secretaries, and other assorted minions who will contact my father." "And when my father finds out I'm in this kind of place, he'll have them transfer me to one of those classy joints... where they treat you properly, like a person, a guest!" "With sheets and towels like a big hotel, with great drugs for all of us nut-case, lunatic, maniac devils!" "Sorry." "Uh, sorry." "I got a little agitated." "The thought of escape crossed my mind." "And suddenly" "Suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back!" "And ripping out the goddamn window frames and eating them!" "Yes, eating them!" "And leaping, leaping, leaping!" "Colonics for everyone!" "Ahh, all right!" "You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient." "I'm supposed to act out." "Wait'll you morons find out who I am!" "My father's gonna be really upset." "And when my father gets upset, the ground shakes." "My father is God!" "I worship my father!" "These dramatic videotapes, secretly obtained by animal rights activists, have aroused public indignation." "But many scientists vehemently disagree." "Torture experiments." " We're all monkeys." " They hurt you?" "Not as bad as what they're doing to the Easter Bunny." "Look at them." "They're just askin' for it." "Animals inside the lab" "Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out." "Wiping out the human race?" "It's a great idea!" "It's great!" "But more of a long-term thing." "First we have to focus on more immediate goals." "I didn't say a word about you-know-what." " What are you talking about?" " Your plan." "Emancipation." "What are you writing?" "You a reporter?" "It's private." " A lawsuit?" "You gonna sue 'em?" " It's private!" "Yo, Jimbo." "Time for your meds." "Take a chance." "Live the moment." "Sunshine." "Gorgeous beaches." "The Florida Keys!" "We'll return you to the Marx Brothers in Monkey Business." "Monkey business!" "Fetch!" "Get it?" "Monkey." "Monk key." "Monk key!" "What?" "If you see a bearish future in the decade ahead, consider the changes sweeping the world and the opportunities they offer." ""And the opportunities they offer."" "They really dosed you." "Jim!" "Major load." "Danger, Will Robinson, danger." "You gotta get it together." "Focus, focus, focus." "Remember the plan." "I did my part!" "What?" "Not "what," when." " When?" " Yes." "When." "Now." "Now, Jim." "Now!" "Yes!" "Now!" "Buy!" "Sell!" "Stocks!" "Bonds!" "Purchase!" "Sell!" "Yes!" "No more monkey business!" "No... more... monkey business!" "Yes, enhance your portfolio now." "Five hundred dollars." "I got five hundred dollars." "I'm insured!" "Yeah!" "Window of opportunity is opening now." "Now is the time for all good men to seize the moment." "The moment!" "Now is the time for all good men to seize the day!" " Aha!" " Goddamn it, Jeffrey!" "Quit playin' the fool!" "MasterCard!" "Visa!" "The key to happiness!" "Jim, seize the moment!" "Jeffrey, come back here!" " For God's sake!" " Jeffrey!" " Go, Jim!" " Get out." "Out!" " Come here, Jeffrey!" "The future can be yours!" "Last chance!" "Last chance!" "Last chance!" "Last" "Best place to go would be Florida." "The Keys are lovely this time of year." "...it's the only way to travel." "I was gonna bring along the wife and kiddies, but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel." "I was gonna bring my grandfather, but there's no room for" "Two's not working today." "Use one." "Kathryn, this was in my box!" "But I have a slight suspicion it wasn't meant for me." ""You are the most bootiful woman I have ever seen." "You live in a bootiful world, but you don't know it." "You have freedom, sunshine, air you can breathe-"" "James Cole, right?" ""I would do anything to stay her but I must leave." "Please help me. "" "Okay, okay, okay." "Poor man." "Hey, Kathryn?" "James Cole is one of yours, right?" "He eloped." "Last seen, he was up on two." "Shit!" "We have to know exactly what's there so we can fix it." "Doctor, we have a visitor." "Um, may I help you?" "Excuse me?" "May I help you?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Jim?" "Jim?" "Hey, Jimbo." "What's up, man?" "Hey, Jimbo." "All right, it's okay." "Take it easy." " It'll be all right." " Take care." "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "We'll work this out, okay?" "Send you back to your room." "A little milk and cookies, you'll be all right." "Just take it easy, okay?" " Come on." "Calm down!" "Take him down!" "Take him the fuck down!" "I'm not gonna hurt anyone." "Dr. Railly, help me please." " We're gonna give you something to calm you, James." " No!" "No more drugs!" "James, we have to do this." "You're very confused." "No drugs!" "Stop it!" "Kathryn, we've been working together for four years." "I've never seen you like this." "So please stop being so defensive." "This isn't an inquisition." "I didn't think I was being defensive." "I was trying to explain exactly what" "He should've been in restraints." "It was bad judgment on your part, plain and simple." "Why not own up to it?" "Okay, it was bad judgment, but I have the strangest feeling about him." " I've seen him someplace, and I'm trying" " Two policemen are in the hospital." "Now we've got a security guard with a skull fracture." "I said it was bad judgment!" "What else do you want me to say?" "You see that?" "See what I mean?" " You're being defensive." "Isn't she being defensive?" " Dr. Fletcher?" " What?" " Ah, we have... another situation." " He was fully restrained and the door was locked?" " Yes, sir." "I did it myself." "And he was fully sedated?" "He was fully sedated." "Then, are you trying to tell me a fully sedated, fully restrained patient... somehow slipped out that vent, replaced the grill behind him... and is wriggling his way through the ventilation system?" "Watch it!" "You sure fucked up!" " Where are you?" " Ah, you can talk!" "What'd you do, Bobby boy?" "My name's not Bob." "Not a prob, Bob." "Where'd they send you?" "Where are you?" "Another cell." "Maybe." "What do you mean "maybe"?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Maybe means... maybe I'm in the next cell." "Another volunteer like you." "Or maybe I'm in the Central Office... spying on ya for all those science bozos." "Or hey, maybe I'm not even here." "Maybe I'm just in your head." "No way to confirm anything." " Where'd they send ya?" " 1990." "'90!" "How was it?" "Good drugs?" "Lots of pussy?" "Hey, Bob, you do the job?" "You find out the big info?" "Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "It was supposed to be 1996." "Science ain't an exact science with these clowns, but they're getting better." "You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt." "Shh!" "They're comin'." "The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue... is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They are the ones who are going to do it." "I can't do any more." "I have to go now." "Have a merry Christmas." " Well?" " What?" "Did you or did you not record that message?" "It's a reconstruction of a deteriorated recording." "Weak signal." "We have to put them together one word at a time." "We just finished rebuilding this." "Did you or did you not make this call?" "I couldn't make any call." "You sent me to the wrong year." "It was 1990." " 1990?" " 1990?" " You're certain of that?" " What'd you do with your time, Cole?" "Did you waste it on drugs?" "Women?" " They forced me to take drugs." " Forced you?" "Why would someone force you to take drugs?" "I was in trouble." "I... got arrested." "I..." "I did what you wanted." "I got a specimen, a spider." "I didn't have anyplace to put it, so I ate it." "But you sent me to the wrong year, so it really doesn't matter." "Did you see this when you went back?" "No, sir, I don't think so." "What about these people?" "Did you see any of these people?" "No." "No." "Oh, wait, wait." "Him?" "You saw that man?" "Maybe in the... maybe in the mental institution." "You were in a mental institution?" "Oh, God." "Cole, you were sent back to make some very important observations." "You could've made a real contribution." "Helped us to reclaim the planet." "As well as reducing your sentence." "The question is, Cole, do you want another chance?" " Good." " Last connection going on." " Stand clear." " He was your choice." " Nothing we can do about that now." "No mistakes this time, Cole." "Stay alert." "Keep your eyes open." "Good thinking about the spider." "Try and do something like that again." "Just relax now." "Don't fight it." "We're sending you to the third quarter of 1996." "Right on the money." " What?" "I don't understand!" "What?" "I don't understand!" " Where am I?" "I gotta find 'em!" "I gotta find 'em!" "Help!" "I don't know where I am!" " You gotta help me find 'em!" " Jose?" " Jose!" " Cole!" "Cole, where are we?" "Where are we?" " Jose!" " Help me, Cole!" "Oh, God!" "Wait!" ""In a season of great pestilence, there are omens and divinations." "And one of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels... seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth forever and ever. " Revelations." "In the fourteenth century, according to the accounts of local officials of that time, this man appeared suddenly in the village of Wyle near Stonehenge... in April of 1362." "Using unfamiliar words and speaking in a strange accent, the man made dire prognostications about a pestilence... which he said would wipe out humanity in approximately 600 years." "Obviously, this plague-doomsday scenario is more compelling... when reality supports it with a virulent disease, whether it's the bubonic plague, smallpox or AIDS." "Now we have technological horrors, such as chemical warfare, which reared its ugly head during the deadly mustard gas attacks of World War I." "During such an attack in the French trenches in October of 1917, we have an account of this soldier, who, during an assault, was wounded by shrapnel... and hospitalized, apparently in a state of hysteria." "Doctors found that he had lost all comprehension of French, but that he spoke English fluently, albeit in a regional dialect they didn't recognize." "The man, though physically unaffected by the gas, was beside himself." "He claimed that he had come from the future- that he was looking for a pure germ... that would ultimately wipe mankind off the face of the Earth..." " starting in the year 1996." "Though injured, the young soldier disappeared from the hospital, no doubt trying to carry on his mission to warn others, and substituting for the agony of war... a self-inflicted agony we call the "Cassandra Complex. "" "Cassandra, in Greek legend, was condemned to know the future... but to be disbelieved when she foretold it." "Hence, the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about it." "I'm going right out to get vaccinated." " Hi." " I think, Dr. Railly, you've given the alarmists a bad name." " I have?" " MSurely there's very real and convincing data that the planet..." " cannot survive the excesses of the human race." " This is true." "Proliferation of atomic devices, uncontrolled breeding habits, pollution of land, sea and air, the rape of the environment." "In this context, isn't it obvious that Chicken Little represents the sane vision, and that Homo sapiens' motto, "Let's go shopping,"" "is the cry of the true lunatic?" " Kathryn, it's time." " My name is Troy." "Please, Dr. Railly." "I wonder if you're aware of my own studies." "See you at work tomorrow." "Give you a call tomorrow." " No!" "No!" "Get in the car." "Get in the car!" "I've got a gun!" "Get in the car." "All right, drive." "Take my purse." "I've got a lot of cash and credit cards." "Take my keys!" "Start the car!" "No!" "Here, turn right." "Turn right here!" "Wh-Where are we going?" " Philadelphia." " That's more than a hundred miles!" " That's why I can't walk there." " Just let me go." " Just drive!" " You can take the car." "I don't know how to drive." "I went underground when I was eight years old." "I told you that before." "At the next corner, turn right." "Cole." "James Cole." "You escaped from a locked room six years ago." " Six years for you." " Turn around." "Get goin'!" " Okay." "I can't believe that this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole." " Have you been following me?" " You said you would help me." "I know this isn't what you meant, but I don't have any money." "I hurt my leg, and I've been sleeping on the street." "I'm sure I smell bad." "Do you have any food in this car?" "You have been following me, haven't you?" "No." "No, I saw this... in a store window." "I can read, remember?" "Yeah." "Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?" "I checked out the Baltimore information." "It was nothing." "It's in Philadelphia." "That's where they are, the ones who did it." "The Twelve Monkeys." " Is that a radio?" " Yeah." "Can you... turn it on?" "This is a personal message to you." "Are you at the end of your rope?" "Are you dying to get away?" "The Florida Keys are waiting for you." "Ocean waves" "I've never seen the ocean!" "It's an advertisement, Mr. Cole." "What is?" "It's an advertisement." "You do understand that?" "It's not really a special message to you." "Mr. Cole." " You used to call me James." " You prefer that?" "James, uh, you don't really have a gun." "Can you turn this up?" "Can you make this louder?" "I found my thrill" "On Blueberry Hill" "On Blueberry Hill" "When I found you" "Ah, I love the music of the twentieth century!" "I love this air!" "Love to breathe this air!" "WXBX news break." "News as it happens." "Roger Pratt reporting." "A story breaking with us now is emergency crews are converging on a cornfield... where playmates of nine-year-old Ricky Neuman... say they saw him disappear right before their eyes." "Young Neuman apparently stepped into an abandoned well shaft, and is lodged somewhere in the narrow 150-foot pipe." "Possibly alive, possibly seriously injured, playmates claim they heard him cry out faintly." " Never cry wolf." " What?" "My father said that to me." "He said, "Never cry wolf. "" "'Cause then people won't believe you if something really happens." "If something really happens like what, James?" "Something bad." "Can we have some more music?" "I don't wanna hear this stuff." "Can we hear more music?" " I see trees of green" " Oh, that's good!" "Red roses too" "I've seen them bloom" "For me and you" " And I think to myself" "What a wonderful world" "Hello, Dr. Railly?" "Yeah, this is Wikke from Psyche Admitting." "Do you remember James Cole?" "The paranoid who pulled the Houdini back in '90?" " Well, he's back and" "Sorry about that." "He's looking for you." "I thought you ought to know." " All right, take care." " It's like I told you." "Me and my husband went ahead and she never showed." "That is totally unlike her." " Do you know the make of her car?" " Um..." "Cherokee." "'94 Cherokee, silver." "I have "doed-it!"" "I have "done doed-it"!" "Ja!" "I, Professor Grossenfibber, have invented the time tunnel!" "Oh, boy!" " Oh, excuse me, mister." "Excuse me, mister." "Have a cigar." "No!" "Now my time machine is ready for experiments." "Ah, the woodpecker!" "Ja!" "Yo-hoo, Woodpecker!" "You were in my dream just now." "Your hair's different." "Different color." "I'm sure it was you." "What was the dream about?" "About an airport... before everything happened." "It's the same dream I always have." "When I was a kid." "And I was in it?" "What did I do?" "You were very upset." "You're always very upset in the dream." " Just never knew it was you." " It wasn't me before, James." "It's become me now because of what's happening." "Could you please untie me?" "No, I think it was always you." "Very strange." "You're flushed, and you were moaning." "I think you're running a fever." "What are you doing?" "In Fresno, California, crews continue to attempt to rescue nine-year-old Ricky Neuman." "And closer to home, in Baltimore, Kathryn Railly, prominent psychiatrist and the author of a newly released book on insanity, disappeared mysteriously last night after a lecture at the university." "Former mental patient, James Cole, is wanted for questioning... regarding Dr. Railly's disappearance." "Authorities warn that Cole has a history of violence... and advise anyone spotting him to notify authorities at once." "Love this music." "We don't have this." "We don't have anything like this." " What are all those?" " These?" "My notes." "Clues." " What kind of clues?" " It's about the secret army." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They're the ones that spread the virus." "That's why I'm here." "I have to find them." "That's my mission." "I just have to locate them because they have the virus in its pure form before it mutates." "When I locate them, they'll send a scientist here." "That scientist will study the virus." "Then when he goes back to the present, he and the scientists will make a cure." "...police officers from three jurisdictions, including special tactical unit personnel, have now been mobilized to control the growing thousands of onlookers..." " in Fresno, California" " Does that disturb you?" "No." "I thought it was about us." "I thought maybe they'd captured us and arrested me." "Just a joke." "Hmm." "I remember being very afraid for that little boy." "All alone, down that well, not knowing if anybody's gonna get him out." "The first time I was ever really afraid when I was a kid." "What do you mean, when you were a kid?" "Never mind." "Just a prank, a hoax." "That boy's hiding in a barn." "Well, the Earth died screaming" "Well, the Earth died screaming" ""There are omens and divinations." "One of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels... seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth forever and ever. "" "You won't think I'm crazy when people start dying next month." "First they'll think it's just some weird fever." "Then they'll find out." "They'll catch on." "Wait!" "Stop here!" "Stop the car!" "Stop right here!" "I was right!" "They're here!" "You see?" "Twelve Monkeys." "Twelve Monkeys." "Do you believe me now?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "They're here!" "You see?" "Twelve Monkeys!" "Twelve Monkeys." "Come on!" "Twelve Monkeys." "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait, here." "Here." "Do you see it?" "Do you see?" "I see some red paint, some marks." " Marks?" "Marks?" "Do you think that" " Oh, this is ridicu" " Hey!" "Hey!" " What?" "Don't you do anything crazy..." "or I'll hurt somebody!" "I am not gonna do anything crazy, but none of this is what you think it is." "You can't hide from them, Bob." "I said, you can't hide from them." "No, sir, ol' Bob." "Don't even try." "They hear everything." "They got that tracking device on ya." "They can find you anywhere, anytime!" "It's in the tooth." "Right, Bob?" "But I fooled 'em, old buddy." "They don't have to spy on me." "I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing." "You see?" "Here it is again." "Here, follow this paint trail." "Here." "It's here." "See?" " It's so awful!" "I" " No, no, no!" "Come with me!" " Damn it!" " The paint trail goes here." "Let go!" "Let go of my arm." "James, we shouldn't be here." "Goddamn it." "Leave me alone!" "Let's get outta here." "James, we shouldn't be here." " Hey!" "Please, don't kill me!" "Don't kill me." "Please!" "Don't kill me." "Don't kill me." "Stick around, bitch." " Are you all right?" "Is he alive?" "Come on." "We're runnin' out of time." " You can't help him." " Oh, Jesus!" "James, you killed him!" "All I see are dead people." "Come on." " Come on." " You never had a gun before." "I have one now." "Come on." "Come on!" ""... dragons in their pleasant palaces." "The seventh angel poured out his vial into the air, and there came-"" "You!" "You!" "You're one of us!" "This is it." "Come on." "Um... can we help you?" "It's just a tape." "I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "We don't know anything about any Army of the Twelve Monkeys." " So you and your friend just disappear." " I just want some information." " Didn't you hear me?" "I sa" " Don't hurt her." "Please, I'm a psychiatrist." "J" " Just do whatever he tells you to do." "He's disturbed." "He's dangerous." "Please, just cooperate." " What do you want, money?" "We only got a few bucks." " I told you what I want." " Get down." "Lock that door." " James, don't" "Lock it now!" " I told you fucking Goines would get us" " Shut up!" "Goines?" "Jeffrey Goines?" "Then Jeffrey becomes this big star, and the media latch onto him because... he's picketing his own father, a famous Nobel prize-winning virologist." " You must've seen all that on TV." " I don't watch TV." "Is this him?" "Yeah, that's him." "That's him." "What are you gonna do to us?" "Tell me more about Jeffrey." "Jeffrey started getting bored with the shit we do." "Picketing, leafletting, letter-writing stuff." "He said we were ineffectual, liberal jerk-offs." "He wanted to do guerrilla actions in order to educate the public." " Like this?" " Yeah." "That's when he let 100 snakes loose in the Senate." "But we weren't into that kind of stuff." " It's counterproductive." "We told him." " So he and 11 guys, they split off and formed this underground army." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "See?" "They started planning a "Human Hunt. "" "They bought stun guns, nets and bear traps." "They were gonna go to Wall Street and trap lawyers and bankers" "They didn't do it, of course." "They didn't do any of it." "Like always, Mr. Big Shot sold his friends out." "What does that mean?" "He goes on TV and gives a news conference." "Tells the whole world... he just realized his daddy's experiments are vital for humanity... and that the use of animals is absolutely necessary." "And that from now on he, Jeffrey Goines, is going to personally supervise the labs... to make sure the little animals aren't going to suffer." "What is this?" "People like that aren't accessible, okay?" "You can't just barge in on them." " It's not how the world works." " Be quiet and drive the car." "I know what I'm doing." "No, you don't." "This car is stolen." "And we are in big trouble." "Big trouble." "If you don't turn yourself over, the police are going to kill you." "They're going to shoot me too," " 'cause I'm going to be the accessory to murder." " You're all going to die." "Nobody is going to die." "You're not going to save the world." "Okay?" "You're delusional." " You've made all this up out of bits and pieces in your head." " No." "Yes." "Let me give you an example." "You know Jeffrey Goines." "You were both patients at County Hospital." "Jeffrey Goines was a fruitcake." "He told you then his father was a famous scientist who worked with viruses." "You've incorporated that bit of information to this cockeyed fantasy." "He didn't say his father was a scientist." "He said his father was God." " This is insane." " ... prominent psychiatrist and author," "Dr. Kathryn Railly, has been abducted by a dangerous mental patient, James Cole." "Cole was under Railly's care six years ago when he made a dramatic escape from" " What is the matter with your leg?" " I got shot." "Shot!" "Who shot you?" "I don't know." "It was some kind of war." "Never mind." "You wouldn't believe me anyway." "What are you doing?" " We don't need gas." " I thought you didn't know how to drive." "I said I was too young to drive." "I didn't say I was stupid." "This can't go on." "If you have a bullet in your leg, I have to take care of it." "I'm a doctor." "I need some supplies." "Meanwhile, in Fresno, California, where mining engineers continue their desperate attempt to sink a shaft... parallel to the one in which nine-year-old Ricky Neuman is believed trapped." "Authorities say there is still a chance the boy might be" "You shouldn't put your weight on it." "You need stitches and antibiotics." "Lucky for you it's near the surface." "I love seeing the sun." "Wait." "Let me help you." "You smell so good." "You have to give yourself up." "Y" " You know that, don't you?" "W" " What are you doing?" "James?" " I'm sorry." " What are you doing?" " James, stop it!" "What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." " Let go of me!" " I have to do this." " They find him?" " Who?" " That kid." "The one in the pipe." " You believe that?" "They're lowering a monkey down there and a miniature infrared camera strapped on him, and a roast beef sandwich wrapped up in tin foil." " You're making it up." " No, I shit you not." "Life is really weird." "A monkey and a roast beef sandwich." "W" " W-Would that I could enjoy this opulent dinner... and this most, uh, stimulatin' and exciting' company... for itself with no sense of purpose." "But, alas, I am burdened." "For with all this excess of public attention and cacophony of praise... there comes great responsibility." " I don't have to tell you all that the dangers of science... are a timeworn threat." " From Prometheus stealing' fire from the gods..." " What friend?" " I'm not expectin' anyone." " to the Cold War era of the Dr. Strangelove terror." " But never before" " This is ridiculous." "My father's giving a major address." "...to fear the power..." "we have at hand." "Normally, if we caught a guy sneaking' around like this with no I.D., we'd bust his ass." "Excuse my French." "This one says he knows you." "Since you seem to have had a few unusual associates, we certainly would not want to arrest one of your closest pals." "Never seen him before in my life." "Feel free to torture this man, or whatever it is you do." "I'm going to listen to my father's eloquent discourse on" "I'm here about some monkeys." " Monkeys?" " Monkeys." "Yes." "Twelve of them." "Arnold." " You look like shit." " You know this man?" "I know this man." "Arnold..." "Pettibone." "Mm-hmm." "Gee, Arnie." "It's black tie." "I said drop by, but it's Dad's big do- V.I.P.s, senators, Secret Service." "You hungry, Arnie?" "Killer feast we're putting on tonight." "Lots of dead lamb, dead cow, dead pig." "Shall we?" "Hi." "How are you?" "Hello." "Very attractive." ""The Great Escape," 1990." "Watch it!" "County Hospital?" "Am I right?" "I can't do anything about what you're going to do." "I can't change anything." " I can't stop you." "I just want the information." " We need to talk." "C'mon." "Hi, ladies." "Nice to see you again." "Watch your step on the way down." "Who blabbed?" "Bruhns?" "Weller?" " I just want access to the pure virus." " Virus?" "For the future." "I need to know where it is and exactly what it is." "Ahh, I get it." "I see what you're up to." " It's your old plan, isn't it?" " What plan?" " Your plan." "Remember?" " I don't know what you're talking about." "Yes, you do." "We were in the dayroom watching television... and you were upset about the desecration of the planet, which I understand." "Then you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or virus... that would wipe out all of mankind and leave the animals and trees?"" " You're trying to confuse me." " You were so funny." "I told you my father was this famous virologist, and you said," ""He could make a germ, and we could steal it. " Coo-coo-ka-roo, you were." "They mutate!" "We live underground!" "The world belongs to the dogs and cats." "We live like worms." "I just need the information." " Take it easy." " You are a total nutcase!" "Completely deranged!" "Delusional, paranoid." "Your process is all fucked up." "Your information tray is jammed, man!" "Do you know what it is, the Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "It's a collection of space-case do-gooders saving rain forests." "I have nothing to do with those bozos." "I quit being the rich kid fall guy... for a bunch of ineffective fanatics!" "So much for your grand plot, asshole!" "Father's been warning people about dangers of experimentation with D.N.A. viruses for years." "You've processed that information through your addled, paranoid infrastructure." "Lo and behold, a nonprofit organization becomes some sinister, revolutionary cabal!" "This man is complete bat shit!" "Ladies and gentlemen, do you realize where he thinks... he comes from?" "Capt. Dan Miller, the man in charge of the rescue operation, says he has consulted with experts, and they assure us" "If you ask me, the monkey's gonna eat that goddamn sandwich himself." "Did a man just come running through here?" "...saying his primary responsibility was to the missing boy." "Police say that the body of a woman found strangled in the Knutson State Park... could be kidnapping victim..." "Dr. Kathryn Railly." "Anybody see someone come through here?" "...discovered less than an hour ago by hikers." "But we have an unconfirmed report that the victim, a woman in her late twenties or early thirties, was savagely mutilated." "Earlier in the day, police located Railly's abandoned car." "It was found not far" " Any sign of him?" "Nothing." "He can't just disappear." "You bastard!" "I could've died in there!" "You son of a bitch!" "What were you thinking of," " you twisted sack of shit?" " I'm sorry." "Sorry I locked you in the trunk." "I'm sick of you." "What have you done?" "Did you kill somebody?" " Yes." "A million people." "Five billion people." " What?" "Jeffrey Goines said it was my idea about the virus." "We were in the institution." "It was all... so fuzzy, and the drugs and all." "Do you think it was my idea?" "Do you think maybe I've wiped out the human race?" "Nobody is gonna wipe out the human race." "Not you or Jeffrey or anybody else." "You've created something in your mind." "A" " Oh." " Mentally divergent?" " A" " Whatever!" "A substitute reality... because you don't want to deal with anything." " I would love it if that was true." "It can be dealt with, but only if you want to." " I can help you." " They're after me." "We have to get outta here." " Who is after you?" "I think there were some policemen at that party." "Party?" "You went to a par" "Never mind." "It's important you surrender instead of their catching you running." "Wouldn't it be great if I was crazy?" "The world would be okay." " Gimme the gun." " I wouldn't live underground." "I lost the gun." "I could live right here." "You got water, air, stars." " I'm gonna attract their attention..." " Debris." " so they know where we are." "Oh, I love this world!" "They're gonna tell you to put your hands on your head." "Do what they say." "I love the frogs, the spiders." "Remember, I'll be with you." "I'll help you." "I won't let them" "Then I said something about cooperating, and he said he would do that." "So, I, um..." "I got in the car." "Thanks." "And when I- I started honking the horn." " Then when I got out, he was gone." " I'll tell you somethin'." "You lucked out." "For a while, we thought you were a body found downstate mutilated." " He wouldn't do that." " This the man he attacked?" "I wanna be clear about this, okay?" "This man and the other one were severely beating us." "James Cole didn't start it." "In fact, he saved me." "Funny thing, Doctor." "Maybe you can explain it to me, you being a psychiatrist and all." "Why is it that kidnap victims always try to tell us about the guys that grabbed 'em?" "And they try to make us understand... how kind these bastards really were." "It's a normal reaction to a life-threatening situation." "He's sick." "Okay?" "He thinks he comes from the future." "He's been living in... a meticulously constructed fantasy world, and that world is starting to disintegrate." "He needs help." "Okay." "Exhausted but apparently unharmed by her thirty-hour ordeal," "Dr. Railly returned to Baltimore this morning without making a public statement." "The author and psychiatrist is currently in seclusion at her home." "Meantime, police have pieced together a scenario of the series of events... that began with escaped mental patient James Cole" " Sorry." " No, it's okay." "I'm just... hyperalert." "I can't sleep." " Did you take your sedative?" " I hate those things." "They mess my head up." "...where he went on a rampage of violence." "With the kidnapping of the Baltimore woman, James Cole... is now also wanted in connection with the brutal slaying of Rodney Wiggins," " an ex-convict from Ardmore." "His body was discovered in an abandoned theater... not far from where Cole left three animal rights activists bound and gagged... in their Second Avenue headquarters." "Do they really believe he's going to show up here?" "Please." "And in Fresno, California, the cornfield that was jammed with spectators" "He's dead, isn't he, that little boy?" "He's fine." "It was just a prank he and his friends pulled." "The dramatic attempt to rescue Ricky Neuman from an abandoned mine shaft... ended abruptly when playmates confessed that Neuman's disappearance was a prank... and that, in fact, the missing child was hiding in a nearby barn." "I found my thrill" "On Blueberry Hill" "On Blueberry Hill" "When I found you" "Congratulations, Cole!" " Well done." "Well done!" " Congratulations." "During your interview, while under the influence," " you told us that you liked music." " This isn't a prison." " This is a hospital." " Until you recover your equilibrium." " You're still disoriented." " It is a stressful thing." " Time travel." " You stood up very well, considering." "You connected the Army of the Twelve Monkeys with a famous virologist and his son." " Others will take over now." " We'll be back on service in months." " We'll retake the planet." " This is it, James." "What you've been working for." " A full pardon." " You'll be out of here in no time." " Women will want to know you." " I don't want your women!" "I want to get well!" "And you will be well, James." " Soon." "You know, you people don't exist." "You're not real." "We can't travel back in time." "You're not here." "You can't trick me." "You're in my" " You're in my mind." "I am insane." "And you are my insanity." "He not only used the word "prank," he said the boy was hiding in a barn." "Kathryn, Kathryn." "He kidnapped you." "You saw him murder somebody, and you knew there was a real possibility he could kill you too." "You're under tremendous emotional stress." "For God's sake, Owen, listen to me." "He knew about the boy in Fresno, and he says five billion people... are gonna die." "No way he could possibly know that!" "Kathryn!" "You're a rational person." "You're a trained psychiatrist." "You know the difference between what's real and what's not." "What we say is the truth is what everybody accepts." "Right?" "Psychiatry- it's the latest religion." "We decide what's right and wrong." "We decide who's crazy or not." "I'm in trouble here." "I'm losing my faith." "You sure fucked up, Bob." "But I can understand." "You don't want your mistakes pointed out to you." "I can relate to that, old Bob." "Hey, I know what you're thinkin'." "You're thinkin' I don't exist except in your head." "I see that point of view." " But you could still talk to me, couldn't ya?" " I saw you... in 1996, in the real world." " You pulled out your teeth." " Why would I pull out my teeth?" "That's a no-no." "And when did you say you saw me?" " In 1872?" " Leave me alone!" "Yellin' won't get you what you want." "You have to be smart to get what you want." "And what do I want?" "You don't know what you want?" "Sure you do, Bob." "You know what you want." "You tell me." "You tell me what I want." "To see the sky and the ocean." "To be topside." "Breathe the air." "To be with... her." "Isn't that right?" "Isn't that what you want?" "Bob?" "Hello." "Dr. Railly, Jim Halperin, Philly P.D." " Sorry to call you so early this mornin'." " You found him?" "Is he okay?" "No, no." "Au contraire, Doctor." "No sign of your good friend, the kidnapper." "However, the plot does thicken." "I've got a ballistics report on my desk." "It says the bullet you claim you removed from Mr. Cole's thigh is, in fact, an antique." "And all indications are... it was fired sometime prior to the 1920s." " How 'bout I take a spin down there?" " This can't be." "Maybe you and I can grab a bite to eat." "Maybe you could revise or amplify your statement." "Dr. Railly?" "No!" "You can't trick us, you know." " It wouldn't work." " No, sir." "You haven't become addicted, have you, Cole, to that dying world?" "No, sir." "I just want to do my part to get us back on top, in charge of the planet." "And I have the experience." "I know the people involved." "He really is the most qualified." "But all that behavior." "You said we weren't real, Cole." "I don't think the human mind is meant to exist in... t-two different... uh, whatever you called it..." "dimensions?" "It's just too stressful." "You said that yourself." "It's very confusing." "You don't know what's real and what's not." " But you know what's real now." " Yes, sir." "I do." "No, no." "I don't know anything about... a monkey army, Doctor." "No, no." "Nothing whatsoever." "Good Lord, if my son was ever involved in something like that" "Yeah?" "Well, I'm sorry." "I think it's doubly inappropriate to discuss... security matters with you, Doctor, uh, Railly." "But, uh, if it will ease your mind, rest assured that neither my son nor any other unauthorized person... has access to potentially dangerous organisms in my laboratory." "Is that clear to you now?" "Thank you so much for your concern." "Women psychiatrists!" "I attended a lecture of hers once." ""Apocalyptic Visions. "" "Yes." "She was suddenly struck... by the most preposterous notion about Jeffrey." "Has she succumbed to her own..." ""theoretical" Cassandra disease?" "Maybe we ought to review our security procedures." "Yeah." "Perhaps upgrade 'em, you know?" "Beef 'em up, hmm?" "Let's consider again our current information." "If the symptoms were first detected in Philadelphia... on December 27, 1996, that makes us know that" "It was released in Philadelphia, probably on December 13, 1996." "And was seen sequentially after that in" "San Francisco, New Orleans," "Rio de Janeiro," "Rome, Kinshasa," "Karachi, Bangkok, then Peking." "That was very well done, Cole." "Hello!" "Is somebody in there?" "If you're in there, I have to talk to you." " It's the kidnap woman." " Hello?" "The one who was with the guy who tied us up." " I have to talk." " Turn off the lights." "Turn off the light!" " What's she doin'?" " She's drawing attention to us, that's what." "I don't know what you're up to this time, Goines, but you're gonna get us in deep shit." " Walkies ready?" "Batteries charged?" " Mmm." "I saw you!" "I saw somebody in there!" " Come on." " Secret experiments." "That's what they do." "Secret weird stuff." " Not just on animals." " I know you." " Do 'em on people too, down at" " Have you seen James Cole?" " The man who" " They're watching you." " Takin' pictures." " The police." "I know." "Look." "I have to contact James." "It's very, very important that he's really careful when he reaches me." " Do you understand that?" "Good." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Who's James?" "He was with me." "He spoke to you... several weeks ago." "He said that you were from the future and that you were watching him." "Bolt cutters." "Bolt cutters." " Did you get bolt cutters?" " One dozen." "They're in the van." " Got the plans for the security system?" " Right here." " Committed to memory." " Hey!" "Hey!" " You know what she's doin' out there?" " What's it say?" " I don't know." "I can't see it." " Forget about my psychiatrist and concentrate on the task at hand." "Your psychiatrist?" " Did you just say your psychiatrist?" " Ex-psychiatrist." "This woman was your psychiatrist, and now she's spray-painting our building?" "What's it say?" "Kathryn!" "James?" "James!" " James." " What?" "What?" " There's a policeman over there." "Pretend you don't know me." " No." "I want to turn myself in." " Where is he?" "Where is he?" " James!" "Down!" " Come on." " No, no." "It's okay." "I'm not crazy anymore." "I mean, I am." "I'm mentally divergent." "I know that now." "I want you to help me." "I want to get better." "James!" "Let's get outta here." "He's goin'." "He's goin'." " I've seen that before." " No, James, you haven't." "A guy in a Ford is chasing her and some other guy I can't see." "No problem." "It's probably just another kidnapping... featuring Jeffrey's shrink." "Pardon me." "Make that ex-shrink." "This is your leader?" "A certifiable lunatic... who told his former psychiatrist all his plans for God knows what whacko irresponsible schemes?" "God knows what she's written on that wall!" "Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?" "You think I told her about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys, huh?" "Impossible!" "Do you know why?" "Do you know why?" "Because, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous pretend friend to animals," "I'll tell you why." "Because when I had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing, I hadn't thought of it yet." " Then how come she knows what's goin' on?" " Here's my theory on that." "When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied inexhaustibly in the guise of mental health." "I was interrogated, x-rayed." "I was examined thoroughly." "They took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created a model of my mind." "Yes!" "Using that model, they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next ten years, which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind... to determine everything I was gonna do in that period." "So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into history... before it even occurred to me." "She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself." "How's that?" "Kweskin, you finish here." "I'll meet you there." "And if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized and destroyed." " Jeff?" " What?" "You're a great man." "Ahh, fuck the bozos!" "He's seriously crazy." "You know that." "On the lookout for" "The name is Cole." "There." "Over there." "Okay." "Come on." " I need a room." " Thirty-five bucks an hour." " An hour?" " You want quarter hours?" "Go someplace else." "Uh, here's... twenty-five, six, seven for an hour." " Deal?" " Hey!" "Turn it off!" "One hour, honey babe." "Number sixty-four." "Sixth floor." "Up the stairs, end of the hall." "Elevator's busted." "She's not honey babe." "She's a doctor." "My psychiatrist." "Understand?" "Whatever gets it up for you, Jack." "Tommy, this is Charlie over at the Globe." "You know if Wallace has a new girl?" "Sort of a rookie type?" "A little weird?" "Does fantasy acts?" "Okay, you were standing there looking up at the moon." "You were splashing through the water, and then what?" "I thought I was in prison again." "Just like that, you were in prison?" "No, not really." "Like you said." "It was all in my mind." "You disappeared." "One minute you were there, the next minute you were gone." "Did you run through the woods, or" "I don't know." "I don't remember." "The boy in the well." "How did you know that was just a hoax?" "It was?" "I d-didn't know." "You said he was hiding in the barn!" "I think I maybe saw a TV show about that when I was a kid, where a boy" "It wasn't a TV show!" "It was real!" "M" " Maybe this boy saw the same TV show that I did, and he c-copied it." "Look, you were right." "I, I am mentally ill." "I imagined all these things, these people." "I know they're not real." "I can trick them." "I, I" "I can make them do what I want." "I worked on 'em a little bit." " I got back here to get better." " Ah!" " I can stay here." " What does this mean to you?" " I think I had a dream like... about this." "You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James." "How did it get there?" "I don't know." "Look, you sa- You said I had delusions." " That I created this world." "You said you could explain." " I can't!" "I'm trying to, and" "I, I can't believe that everything we say or do has already happened." "We can't change what's gonna happen." "And if five billion people are gonna die, it's" "I want the future to be unknown." "I want to become a whole person again." "I want this to be the present." "I want to stay here..." "this time... with you." "James, do you remember six years ago you had a phone number?" " It was the wrong number then." " A woman answered." "It was the wrong number in 1990." "It should be the right number now." "Do you remember it?" " The number?" "Do you" "This is my territory, bitch!" " Is this real, or is this one of my delusions?" " This is definitely real." "Uh, excuse me." " I, I think we've got a little misunderstanding here." " Oh?" " Yeah." "We" " Gee, really?" "Now, you just sit tight!" "You listen to me, little Miss Understanding." "You think you can go around me and peddle your ass in this part of town?" "You bet your life we got what I would call a major fuckin' misunderstanding." "Hey!" "James, no!" "Don't!" " Uh, put him in the closet." "Take his money first!" " You want me to rob him?" " We need cash, James!" " No, no!" "Call the cops!" "Call the cops!" "What's goin' on?" "I've got friends, man." " Don't fuckin' kill me." " James!" "James!" "No, James!" "No!" "No, James!" "No!" "Open the door!" "What the fuck are you doin'?" "Please don't hurt him." "Open the door." "James, come on." "Just in case" "Just in case I'm not crazy." "This is how they find us." "By our teeth." "I don't want them to find me... ever." "I don't want to go back." " ... calling in a domestic incident." " Get out!" "Get back." "You'd better load." "Police!" "Throw your weapons out and come on out!" "Hey!" "Is that the cops?" "Hey, I'm the innocent victim here." "I was attacked by a coked-up whore and a, a fuckin' crazy dentist." "Try to blend in." "Oh, Jesus!" "Come on." "There's gotta be a phone around here somewhere." "There." "O" " Over there." "Look." " I'm gonna try that number, okay?" " Okay." " Let's hope it's nothing." " Okay." "James!" "James!" "It's okay!" "We're insane." "We're crazy." "It's a carpet cleaning company." " A carpet cleaning company?" " Yeah." "No superiors." "No scientists." "No men from the future." "It's just a carpet cleaning company." "They have voice mail." "You leave a message telling where you want your carpet cleaned." " You left them a message?" " Yeah." "I couldn't resist." "Wait 'til they hear this nutty woman telling them to watch for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "I said, "The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. "" "They're the ones who are gonna do it." "I can't do anything more now." "I have to go." "Have a merry Christmas. "" "You couldn't have heard me." "I" "They got your message, Kathryn." "They played it for me." "It was a bad recording, distorted." "I didn't recognize your voice." " For the perfect Christmas gift" " Mmm, and this." "Is everything okay?" "You want anything?" "Shall I put this on your account, ma'am?" "No." "That'll be cash." "Can you tell me what floor the wigs are on?" "You turned the thing into a fucking computer." " And Fale believed it." " You know Fale." "If you guys get nailed, which I'm pretty sure you will," "I've never seen you before in my fuckin' life." " Aha!" " Yeah!" "C'mon, c'mon." "Bring 'im through." "C'mon." "Okay, drive!" "What's the harm in openin' the bag?" "His eyes are taped, right?" "Right?" "Okay." "Okay." "Hello." "Hello." " Wanna hear the monkey speak?" " Yeah!" "Ahh!" "Jeffrey?" "Jeffrey, I know that's you." " I recognize your voice." " No, you don't." "I also know all about your warped little plan." "That lady, your psychiatrist?" "She told me." "I didn't believe her." "It just seemed too crazy, even for you." "But just in case, I took steps to make sure you couldn't go through with it." "I don't have the code anymore, Jeffrey." "I don't have access to the virus." "I took myself..." " out of the loop." " Too late!" "Too late!" "We've got plans for you, Dad." "I never let myself believe it." "Now I know it's true." "Jeffrey?" "You're completely insane." "No, I'm not." "There's a cross section of one of the old trees that's been cut down." "Here I was born." "And there I died." "It was only a moment for you." "Y" " You took no notice." "I think I've seen this movie before." " When I was a kid, I saw it on TV." " Don't talk." " I did see it before." " Tall trees." "Have you been here before?" " Yes." " When?" " I don't... recognize this." " When were you born?" " Long ago." " Where?" "What's the matter?" " Tell me." "Madeleine, tell me." " No!" "It's just like what's happening with us." "Like the past." "The movie never changes." "It can't change." "But every time you see it, it seems different because you're different." " You see different things." " Please don't ask me." "If you can't change anything because it's already happened, you may as well smell the flowers." "What flowers?" "That's an expression." "Promise me you won't ask me again." "Please?" "Kathryn," "why are you doing this?" "I want to know why." "What if I'm wrong?" "What if you're wrong?" "What if I am crazy?" "In a few weeks, it will have started or it won't." "If there's still... football games, traffic jams, TV shows and armed robberies, we're going to be so glad that we'll be thrilled to see the police." "I'm responsible for you now." "The Chinese say once you've saved a person's life," " you're responsible for it forever, so I'm committed." " Do you have a plan?" "I have to know." "There's so little that I know." "You said you'd never seen the ocean." " Hurry up." "Come on." " What?" "Jeffrey?" "You know I can't see." "Where are we?" "Jeffrey?" "Please." "Kathryn?" "We have 9:30 reservations for Key West." "I, uh..." "just didn't recognize you." "Well, you look pretty different yourself." "It was always you." "In my dream." "It was al" "It was always you." "I remember you like this." "You do?" "I felt I've known you before." "I feel I've always known you." "I'm so scared." "What time's your flight?" " 9:30." " Might be tight." "Tight?" "No." "My watch says 7:30." "On your normal morning', okay." "Plenty of time." "But today you gotta take into account your Army of the Twelve Monkeys factor." "What?" "What'd you say?" "Twelve Monkeys." "In case you folks didn't turn on your radio this mornin'." "Bunch of weirdos let all of the animals out of the zoo." "They locked up this big-shot scientist in one of the cages." "Scientist's own kid one of the ones did it." "They've got animals all over the place." "Bunch of zebras closed down the thruway 'bout an hour ago." "And they got some thing called an emu." "It's got traffic blocked for miles on 676." "...what they think they're accomplishing by releasing an animal like this..." " into a city like this one." " Oh." " That's what they were up to, freeing animals." " On the walls." " It said, "We did it. " They meant the animals." " The animals, yeah." "If I could interrupt for a moment, Mr. Ginger" " There is going to be a press conference from City Hall." "I think it's gonna be all right." "Tell your people if they spot either one of them, not to try and apprehend them." "They should notify us." "We have people all over the airport." "We'll take care of 'em." "Skycap to gate 47, please." "...for Chicago is now ready for boarding at gate 17." "Flight 623 to Minneapolis is now boarding at gate" " I know this place." " Airports all look the same." "This is my dream." "Your mustache." "It's not just my dream." "I was actually here." "I remember now." "I" " About a week or two before the- before everyone started dying." "Oh." "Uh, careful." "They might be looking for us." " I was here... as a kid." " Use this." " I think you were here then too." " James!" "If they identify us, they're going to send us someplace, but it won't be Key West." " Okay." " Okay." "Okay." " I'll go fix this." " Okay." "I'm gonna get the tickets." "I'll meet you in the newspaper stand." " Okay." " Okay." "This is a general information announcement." " Judy Simmons." "I have reservations for Key West." " Okay." "Flight 623 to Minneapolis... is now boarding at gate 44." " I don't see a lot of this." "It's cash." " It's a long story." "We'll begin boarding in about 20 minutes." " You have a nice flight, Miss Simmons." " Thank you." "Hello." "How are you today?" "I don't know whether you're there or not." "Maybe you just clean carpets." "If you do, you're lucky." "You're gonna live a long, happy life." "But if you other guys are out there, if you're picking this up, forget about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They didn't do it." "It was a mistake." "Someone else did it." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys is just a bunch of dumb kids playin' revolutionaries." "Listen." "I've done my job." "I did what you wanted." "Good luck." "I'm not coming back." "Whoo-ee!" "San Francisco, New Orleans," "Rio de Janeiro, Rome," "Kinshasa, Karachi, Bangkok and Peking." "This is some trip you're taking, sir." "Is this all in one week?" "Business." "Have a good one, sir." "Any luggage found unattended will be removed and destroyed." "Got yourself a prob, Bob?" "Leave me alone!" " I made a report." "I didn't have to do that." " Point of fact." "You don't belong here." "It's not permitted to let you stay." " This is the present." "This is not the past." "This is not the future." "This is right now!" "I'm not leaving'!" "Get that?" "You can't stop me." "Anything you say, Chief." "It's none of my business." "Passengers for flight" " Hey, Cole." " Leave me alone!" "Calm down, Cole." "It's me." "Cole, it's me." " Jose?" " Yeah, right." "Jose." "Why'd you pull out the tooth?" "That was nuts." " Here, take this." " What?" "What for?" "Are you crazy?" "Me?" "Are you kidding?" "You're the one." "You're a hero, man." "They gave you a pardon." "What do you do?" "You come back and fuck with your teeth." " How did you find me?" " The phone call, man." "They did their reconstruction thing on it." "The phone?" "The phone call I just made?" " Five minutes ago." " Yeah, five minutes ago." "Thirty years ago." "They just put it together." ""Uh, hey, this is Cole, James." "I don't know whether you're there or not." "Maybe you just clean carpets. "" "Where'd you get that from? "Forget about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. "" "Man, if only they could've got your message earlier." "Take it." "You could still be a hero if you cooperate!" "Come on, James." "It's okay." " Here's your change." "Thank you." " Thank you." " Sorry." " No problem." " Hi." " Hi." "Flight 784 for San Francisco is ready for boarding at gate 38." "Flight 784 for San Francisco is ready for boarding" "Oh, my God!" "I got orders." "You know what I'm supposed to do if you don't go along?" "Shoot the lady." " What?" " You got that?" "They said, "If Cole don't obey-"" " I'll break your fuckin'- You hear me?" "Volunteers now boarding at gate 37." "You see?" "I had no choice." "These are my orders, man." "Just take it." "Take it!" " This part isn't about the virus at all, is it?" "It's about following' orders." "About doin' what you're told." "Hey, man." "You got a pardon." "What do you want?" " Who am I supposed to shoot?" "Who am I supposed to shoot?" " James!" "James!" "Dr. Goines's assistant." "He's an apocalypse nut." "I think he's involved." "The next flight to San Francisco leaves from gate 38." "If he's there, I'm sure he's part of it." "...please go to gate 13." "Mr. Holtz, you wanna have a look at this, please?" "Excuse me, sir." "Would you mind..." " letting me have a look at the contents of your bag?" " Me?" "We don't have time for this." "Excuse me." "Biological samples." " I have the papers right here." " Yeah." "I'm gonna have to ask you to open this up, sir." "Open it?" "Why, yes, of course." "What could be better?" "Look over here." "Look at the planes." "Hurry up." " Excuse me." " Ma'am, you have to get in the line." "See?" "Biological." "Check the papers." "It's all proper." "I have a permit." " It's empty." " Well, yes, to be sure." "It looks empty;" "but I assure you, it's not." " You don't understand." " No, I don't have to understand." "You have to get in line." "This is very important." "There's a man." "He's carrying a deadly virus." "There, you see?" "Also invisible to the naked eye." "It doesn't..." "even have an odor." "That's not necessary, sir." "There you go." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Have a good flight." "Yeah." " Who are you calling a moron?" " I am calling you a fucking moron!" " Fucking moron?" " Get your hands off her!" "Hold it." "Wait a moment." "Fuckin' moron?" "You're not gettin' through." "Now get in the line!" "I said stop!" "There he is!" "That man!" "He's carrying a deadly virus!" "Stop him!" "Somebody, please stop him!" "Police Offi" "He's got a gun!" "Watch it!" "No!" "Freeze!" "Excuse me." "It's obscene, all the violence, all the lunacy." "Shootings even at airports now." "You might say that we're the next endangered species." "Human beings." "I think you're right, ma'am." "I think you've hit the nail on the head." "Jones is my name." "I'm in insurance."
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"What are you thinking about?" "Yesterday." "Zack." "I can't stop." "Yeah, me neither." "It used to be we all had acquaintances." "Just people moving in and out of your life." "No big." "See them down the road sometime." "Now... a handful of people you know, and that's it." "They might as well be the only people left in the world." "Am I talking too much?" "A little, but I like it." "♪ I got you ♪" " ♪ Under my skin... ♪" " Mmm... ♪ I got you... ♪" "♪ Deep in the heart of me... ♪" "Okay, now you're just embarrassing me." "♪ So deep in my heart ♪" "♪ That you are really a part of me. ♪" "I got you." "We should probably try to get some rest." "Yeah." "Hey, come crash at my place." "Okay, I'll crash at your place, then." "You know we start doing that, we're not gonna want to stop." "Not just yet." "Yeah." "Good night." "Carl?" "Carl." "Come on." "Sorry." "Changing of the guard?" "Yeah." "I'll bring you breakfast after perimeter check." "Oh, my God." "Throw that away." "Yeah." "Not gonna happen." "It's mine." "Careful out there." "Always am." "Any requests?" "Books?" "Comics?" "Some stale MMs?" "You're the one that likes stale MMs." "Then I'll definitely looking for some." "I'll look for some stuff you like, too." "Why don't you wear your hat anymore?" "It's not a farming hat." "See you soon?" "Pretty soon." "They only took out one cluster yesterday." "Probably gonna need more people today." "Maybe we could help." "I got other plans involving dirt and cucumbers and keeping people fed." "Well, if you don't want to, maybe I could." "Could I?" "We have other plans." "That's what I should have said." "Come on in." "There we go." "Dad..." "I'm sorry." "I've been trying." "Yeah, I know." "And I'm proud." "Dad, when can I have my gun back?" "Worms will give them some extra protein." "Stay close." "Help!" "Help!" "Please, come quick!" " Cell blocks?" " I don't know!" "Get in the tower with Maggie." "Don't argue, go!" " Walkers in D!" " What about C?" "Clear." "We locked the gates to the tombs." " Hershel's on guard." " It ain't a breach." "We followed the plan." "Whoa, boy." "Hold on!" "Come here." " Move!" " Daryl!" "I got it." "Are you bit?" "Go." "Get out of here." "Hold that." "Go, go." "Are you bit?" "All right, go." "Get up." "Get back in the cell." "Here." "Come with me." "Stay in there." "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Got you." "Go!" "Karen!" "Karen!" " Are you okay?" " You all right?" "Just stay calm." "I'm gonna have to amputate your arm to stop the infection from spreading." "Check all of 'em-- every cell." "I have to do it now." "I want you to bite this." " Are we clear down here?" " Yeah." " We're safe?" " Yeah, yeah." "Up here!" "It's okay." "Get down!" "Thanks." "Oh, it's Patrick." "That's all of 'em." "I got it." "Whew..." "It's happening, isn't it?" "You're in shock, okay?" "I want you just to lay back." "Lizzie and Mica, you care about them." "I've seen it." "I don't have anybody else." "Kids on their own, they don't have a chance." "Can you look out for them?" "Like they're yours?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I can." "I will." "Ryan." "You're gonna have to let them say goodbye." "Okay?" "Okay." "No bites." "No wounds." "I think he just died." "Horribly, too." "Pleurisy aspiration." "Choked to death on his own blood." "Caused those trails down his face." "I've seen them before on a walker outside the fences." "I saw them on Patrick, too." "They're from the internal lung pressure building up-- like if you shake a soda can and pop the top." "Only imagine your eyes, ears, nose, and throat are the top." "It's a sickness from the walkers?" "No, these things happened before they were around." "Could be pneumococcal." "Most likely an aggressive flu strain." "Someone locked him in just in time." "No, man." "Charlie used to sleepwalk." "Locked himself in." "Hell, he was just eating barbecue yesterday." "How could somebody die in a day just from a cold?" "I had a sick pig, it died quick." "Saw a sick boar in the woods." "Pigs and birds." "That's how these things spread in the past." "We need to do something about those hogs." "Maybe we got lucky." "Maybe these two cases are it." "Haven't seen anybody be lucky in a long time." "Bugs like to run through close quarters." "Doesn't get any closer than this." "All of us in here, we've all been exposed." "Dad?" "We have to go get Dr. S." "Honey, he's been bit." "The doctor won't help." "You take care of your sister." "Dad." "Dad?" " Dad?" " No." " Come on, it's time." " No." "You know what I have to do." "What we're always supposed to do." "You can wait outside if you want." "Okay?" "We should be the ones." "No." "I can't." "Lizzie, are you sure?" "You taught us." " I can do it." " Okay, well, you have to do it now." "You need to do it right now because you have to do it before he turns." "I'm gonna stay right here." "You remember what I showed you?" "Lizzie." "Lizzie, Lizzie." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Lizzie?" "Lizzie, it's okay." "Breathe." "Look at the flowers." "Count one, two, three with me." " One, two" " Daddy, no!" "No, Lizzie, look at the flowers." "Count one, two, three with me." " One, two, three." " Look at the flowers, Lizzie." " No!" " Look at the flowers!" "Hey, you might want to stay back." " Carl." " Dad, I'm sorry." "I didn't see you come out." "It's okay." "I'm here." "I'm fine." "But back away." "I had to use one of the guns by the gate." "I swear I didn't want to." "I was coming back." "I fell." "They came out and helped me." "Are you all right?" "What happened in there?" "Patrick got sick last night." "It's some kind of flu." "It moves fast." "We think he died and attacked the cell block." "Look, I know he was your friend and I'm sorry." "He was a good kid." "We lost a lot of good people." "Glenn and your dad are okay, but they were in there." "You shouldn't get too close to anyone that might have been exposed, at least for a little while." "Carl." "All of you." "Patrick was fine yesterday, and he died overnight." "Two people died that quick?" "We'll have to separate everyone that's been exposed." "That's everyone in that cell block." "That's all of us." "Maybe more." "We know that this sickness can be lethal." "We don't know how easily it spreads." "Is anyone else showing symptoms that we know of?" "We can't just wait and see." "And there's children." "It isn't just the illness." "If people die, they become a threat." "We need a place for them to go." "They can't stay in D." "We can't risk going in there to clean it up." "We can use cell block A." "Death row?" "I'm not sure that's much of an upgrade." "It's clean." "That's an upgrade." "Think that'll work for Dr. S?" "I'll help Caleb get it set up." " You okay?" " Mm-hmm." "You sure?" "You don't sound so good." "We're just taking her back to my cell so she can rest." "Tyreese, I don't think that's a good idea." "Why?" "What's going on now?" "We think it's a flu or something." "That's how Patrick died." "Judith was in that cell block." "She's vulnerable." "Anyone that may be sick or even exposed should stay away." " It killed Patrick?" " She's gonna be okay." "Now that we know what Patrick died from we can treat it, right?" "Don't panic." "We're going to figure this out." "But we should keep you separated in the meantime." "We'll have Caleb take a look at you." "I'll see what we have in the way of medications." "David from the Decatur group, he's been coughing, too." "I'll get him." "There's some empty clean cells in the tombs, right?" " Yeah, we'll meet you there." " Okay." "Come on." "Let's get you settled." "Have to call another meeting later." "All right." "I'll get to burying the dead ones." "You wear gloves and a mask." "Uh-huh." "You all right?" "I'm worried about Lizzie and Mica." "They were around Patrick." "We all were." "Karen and David are gonna be separated till they feel better." "You're right." "Are you okay?" "Mm-hmm." "Got to be." "Gonna bury your dad." "You can visit, bring him flowers." "Lizzie, we're gonna have to talk about what happened in there." "Your daddy asked me to protect you like you're my own and I will." "It's time someone told you the truth." "Honey, you're weak." "You lost your nerve." "You have to trust your gut and you have to act fast every time." "That's life and death." "He's dead." "I know, and I'm sorry." "But if you want to live, you have to become strong." "He's dead." "He's dead." "He was special and now he's dead." "Why'd they kill him?" "Why'd they kill Nick?" "You're so stupid." "Nick?" "She's messed up." "She's not weak." "Glad you were in there." "Wasn't much use without my gun." "No, you were." "All this time you've been taking off, you earned it." "We wouldn't be here without you." "It was all of us." "No, it was you first." "You gonna help us figure this out?" "I screwed up too many times." "Those calls you got to make, I start down that road..." "I almost lost my boy-- who he was." "Whatever else this place needs, I'm here for it." "Like I said, you earned it." "But for what it's worth, you see mistakes." "I see when the shit hits, you're standing there with a shovel." "Rick!" "Daryl!" "Oh, shit." "The noise drew 'em out and now this part's starting to give." "Did you see anything?" "They just started taking out the dead." "I don't need to know who yet." "I don't want to." "I'm glad you came back safe." "It was stupid." "I was so stupid." "When I fell on my ass, they should have just left me out there." "Now that's stupid." "We care about you." "They could have gotten hurt." "When you care about people hurt is kind of part of the package." "Were there any kids?" "Got all these widows and orphans, but what do you call someone who lost a child?" "You'd think someone would have given that a name." "Are you okay?" "Does she always cry like that?" "I think she senses people's moods." "Don't." "We're supposed to stay away from each other." "Are you seeing this?" "Is someone feeding these things?" " Heads up." " This part of the fence, now!" "Hold on, hold on." "Hey, hey, hey." "It's gonna give!" "It's gonna give!" "Everybody back!" "Come on, back, now." "The fence keeps bending in like that, those walkers are coming over it." "Daryl, get the truck." "I know what to do." "You know if Patrick was Catholic?" "He said he was a practicing atheist." "Did you tell your dad what you saw in the library yesterday?" "Nope." "Are you going to tell him?" "I have to keep teaching those kids to survive." "You know that." "Did you tell their parents?" "No." "Are you gonna tell them?" "If I do, maybe after this they'll understand." "But maybe they won't." "I don't want to take that risk." "That's between you and them." "No." "It's between you and me." "If you tell your dad, he'll tell them." "And like I said, maybe they'll understand, maybe they won't." "I don't want to lie to my dad." "I'm not asking you to lie." "I'm asking you not to say anything." "♪ Lying in my bed at night ♪" "♪ I don't want to grow up ♪" "♪ Nothing ever seems to turn out right ♪" "♪ I don't want to grow up ♪" "♪ How do you live in a world of fog?" "♪" "♪ It's always changing things ♪" "♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪" "♪ Oh, when I see the price you pay ♪" "♪ I don't want to grow up ♪" "♪ Nothing ever seems to go my way ♪" "♪ I don't want to grow up ♪" "♪ Only thing to live for is today-- ♪" "Some lullaby." "I just sing her what I like." "I figure it's better than ashes or cradles falling out of trees." "Oh, shoot." "Can you hold her a second?" " Please, I'm covered in carrots." " No." "Thanks." "Ready?" "Let's go." "Go!" "All right!" "Hold up!" "All right, go." "Go." "Lizzie, those are walkers." "Nick was a walker." "You don't feel bad about that walker dying." "You feel bad about your dad." "You loved him and he's gone." "Yeah." "There." "Not this time." "Think the pigs made them sick?" "Or we made the pigs sick." "I think we should stay away from Judy a while." " Just in case." " Okay." " I don't like it, but" " We have to protect her." "Yes, we do." " Hey, Dad." " Yeah?" "Carol's been teaching the kids... how to use weapons." "How to kill." "Their parents don't know and she doesn't want you to know." "I think you should let her." "I know you're gonna say it's not up to you." "But it can be." "Dad?" "Thank you for telling me." "Yeah." "I won't stop her." "I won't say anything." "Carl?"
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"[***]" "Oh, come on." "I really don't spend that much." "Can't I keep just one of my credit cards?" "I'll make you a sandwich." "No, thank you, ma'am." "I had a couple of doughnuts this morning, waiting for a jumper to make up his mind." "The cards, please." "Okay, fine." "But you ought to be ashamed." "You really don't have anything better to do than harass me when there are real criminals out there?" "I mean, my husband alone has over 100 unpaid parking tickets." "That's AlBundy, right?" "Uh-huh." "Don't tell him that I told you." "Uh, is there any reward for turning him in?" "Hey, don't forget, if we paid taxes, we'd be paying your salary." "Well, kids, we have no more credit cards." "Let this be a lesson to you." "Marry someone who can afford you." "Mom, was there ever a time when Dad could have made something of his life?" "Yes, actually, back before you were born," "I remember we were watching TV, and he said, "I wish there was some way to change the channel from my seat."" "That was as close as he ever came." "Still not a bad idea." "Hi, honey." "How was your day?" "Hey, I came home." "How good could it have been?" "But at least I got to cheer the guys up at the gas station." "See, after I filled up the old war-wagon," "I pulled out the credit card." "They pulled out the switchblade, cut it up." "Then we all laughed." "Then they gave me a hose, made me suck all the gas back out of the car." "But I got the last laugh, though." "I swallowed about 50 cents worth." "Well, let's take your mind off it." "Here are the bills." "Feel better, honey?" "Ed McMahon says I may owe him $10 million?" "Oh, what are the chances of it really being you?" "Ah, the phone bill." "Hey, we qualify for the gold bill." "That's great!" "I knew we could do it!" "Peg, Peg, could you cut out the festivities till after I'm done?" "Milwaukee, Milwaukee, Milwaukee, that's the town they built around your mother, isn't it, Peg?" "Look at all these toll calls!" "Who called the lust line?" "Well, it's not what you think, Dad." "It's just naked girls talking dirty to me on the phone." "Well, that's okay, then." "What about these three pages of toll calls to the heavy metal hotline?" "Oh, then, that must have been me, Dad." "But I was saving you money." "How did you do that, pumpkin?" "Well, because they said that it's $3.00 for the first minute and 50 cents for each additional minute." "So, rather than get charged extra," "I'd hang up after a minute, and then call back." "Well, at least she's trying, Al." "Oh, God!" "See, honey, we're sorry you had a bad day." "Would you like some dinner?" "Yeah." "Gee, I was hoping you'd say no." "Oh, hey, Dad, Mrs. Donnelly called, and she said her slipper won't fit over her bunion, and she wants to know what she should do." "Start walking on all fours the way God intended her to." "What's wrong with these people?" "If I had a dime for every time they called me and asked for shoe advice, I" "Wait a second." "I just had a vision." "Peg, I think I know a way that we can make a fortune." "You want to hear about it?" "No." "Not really." "I don't think so." "I'll give you a hint." "What can I do better than anyone else?" "Stink up a shoe?" "Sweat through the couch?" "Miss the toilet in the dark?" "Hey, Marcie." "Guess what." "I'm closing another loan, and that puts me in the lead for that free trip to Hawaii." "Yeah, the hick's signing the papers right now." "Oh, not you." "I was talking about some other hick." "Uh, listen, Marce, the hick is staring at me." "I gotta go." "Keep the poi warm for Daddy." "Thank you, Mr. Rhoades." "Your loan saved our farm." "Well, you know, we only care about you." "Well, you know, you really have to come for supper one night." "Yeah, right, watch for me in the window." "Aloha!" "I'm in the lead." "* I'm in the lead *" "I'm going to Hawaii." "Hey, Steve." "I'm glad I caught you." "I need a loan." "See, I'm gonna buy my own toll line." "Yeah, it'll be great." "People'll pay 2 bucks a pop just to talk to me." "Now, I know what you're thinking, it's just another sex line, but it isn't." "This is something that I know something about." "Ready?" "555-SHOE." "Al, no banker in his right mind would give you 5 cents for such a moronic, bunny-brained idea." "[WHISTLES]" "Ha-ha." "Aloha, Rhoades." "Ha-ha." "Al, you've got your loan." "You need $50,000, you say?" "Well, actually, I only need 18." "No, you need 50." "Sign right here." "We'll fill in the rest later." "[BELL RINGS]" "Hawaii!" "Hawaii!" "Ha-ha." "Tiny bubbles up your nose, Swensen." "Rhoades, I want to talk to you." "Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Peamon." "Right away, sir." "Get lost, Al." "It's the president." "I voted for you." "What did you want to see me about, sir?" "Rhoades, do you know how many loans you've written this year that have gone bad?" "One or two." "Forty." "[MOUTHING]" "Well, I guess that gives me something to think about while I'm on that beach in Hawaii." "Well, I hope your zeal to win this trip hasn't affected your judgment." "For example, let's talk about the loan that put you over the top." "Yes, sir." "The, uh, Bundy loan." "Solid as they come." "You really believe in the loan?" "With my heart and soul, sir." "Would you put your job on the line for it?" "No, sir." "Then I will." "If this Bundy doesn't come through, you're fired." "Honey, no one is stupid enough to call a shoe hotline." "Oh yeah?" "Well, everyone in high school said no one was stupid enough to marry the big redhead." "But someone was, wasn't he?" "Oh, look." "Daddy's commercial's coming on." "Hi, I'm Dr. Shoe." "The man on the side of your feet." "I'm a goner." "Shh!" "Excuse me." "I'm getting a call." "[RINGS]" "Dr. Shoe." "Hello." "Oh, Dr. Shoe, I don't know what to do." "I'm going to a party in five minutes, and my shoes are too tight for both of my feet." "Ouch." "Can you help me?" "Has this happened to you?" "I'm willing to bet that it has." "As a matter of fact," "I'm betting 50,000 bucks that it has." "So, if you're like Muffy here, heh, heh, or even if you're just fat and ugly and have a shoe problem, call me on the shoe line." "That's 555-SHOE." "Can I help?" "Shoe betcha!" "I feel better already." "And don't forget." "Se habla shoe." "I see you're all looking at me a little bit differently now." "Okay, everybody, man your positions by the phone." "Research shows 98 percent of the calls happen in the first three minutes." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Honey, let's just say that for one minute, this shoe line doesn't work out." "Not that I'm being negative, mind you." "It's just that no one has called today, and no one will call for a million years." "So, uh, honey, just out of curiosity, what did you use for collateral?" "The only thing we have." "Our plunger with 100,000 miles on it?" "Yeah, that's right, Peg." "Keep on stroking me." "No, and this is where I made my most brilliant move." "All I had to do was sign over the house." "Good, honey." "I was getting sick of living indoors." "Ok, kids." "Come on, it's almost midnight." "Time for bed." "Come on." "[GROANS]" "Did Dad get any calls?" "Yeah, Mom called him an idiot." "Steve, you haven't given up on me, have you?" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Dr. Shoe!" "It's the doorbell, Al." "Well, get it, Peg." "I'm on the phone." "Dr. Shoe." "The government should be paying us." "I mean, if he's not disabled, who is?" "Well, Steve, you told me not to yell at you about the loan until midnight." "Then I'd see." "What am I seeing?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Well, Steve?" "He hasn't spoken for hours, Marcie." "Don't you pull that coma stuff with me, Steven!" "You loaned this man $50,000?" "That's $1,000 an IQ point." "And I can't blame Al." "A man gives a gun to a chimp, and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp." "Hey!" "That was a hidden dig at me, wasn't it?" "Well, let me tell you something." "The opera ain't over till the last heterosexual falls asleep." "This idea will work." "How many calls did you get tonight, Al?" "Dr. Shoe's files are confidential." "None." "You got none!" "None today." "Tomorrow, twice as many!" "This is what you loan money to?" "I wanted to go to Hawaii." "Oh, well, Steve," "I guess much like our honeymoon, it's up to me to finish the job, and pay the bill." "Al, I'm going to loan you $50,000." "We're rich!" "We're rich, honey!" "I told you I could do it, Peg!" "[LAUGHING]" "Oh, shut up." "It's so you can repay the loan and the human dribble-glass here can keep his job." "I've got a good record at my bank." "I can bury one bad loan." "Al, I'll be over in the morning with the paperwork." "Let's go, Steve." "Come home and service me." "And God help you if you screw that up!" "This is your fault." "You should have to go." "Come!" "Yes, dear." "Boy, if you had to service me every time you did something stupid," "I'd be as flat as an all-beef patty." "Well, honey, at least this stupid idea didn't cost us anything." "No, Peg, it didn't cost Steve anything." "We still owe $50,000, it's just to another bank." "So, I'll be broke and living in the gutter, but, Peg, will I still have you?" "Aw, Al, you know I'd never leave you." "Yeah." "Then I truly have nothing." "But I'm not going to roll over and play dead." "Oh, yes, save something for when we go to bed." "No, my little thumbscrew." "I'm getting an idea." "I'm not going to pay Steve back." "I'm going to reinvest in my shoe line." "Al Bundy is not going into the gutter owing $50,000." "I'm going into the gutter owing $100,000." "Hi, I'm Dr. Shoe." "Awhile back, I advertised my shoe line, but apparently, you weren't watching." "So I'm back." "Now, you can't tell me you haven't bought defective shoes, 'cause I know." "I sell 'em." "So call 555-SHOE." "Even if you don't have a problem, and you just want to talk about feet." "Call." "I'm serious." "This is not a recorded message." "I am a human being, damn it!" "That number is 555-SHOE." "Let's go!" "Hi, Dr. Shoe again." "I've been telling you about my shoe line." "Nobody cares." "So let me mention something else here." "555-SHOE also spells 555-RIND," "555-PINF, and 555-RGNE." "Remember, nobody knows as much about "rgne"" "as Dr. Rgne." "Hello, It's Dr. Shoe again." "I've made several pleas and nobody cares, so let's cut the crap, and get to it." "I want to introduce you to some people." "This is Mrs. Shoe." "My daughter, Kelly Shoe." "My son, Bud Shoe." "And Buck, the Shoe dog." "We're starving." "Could you please call?" "You don't have to talk to me." "Just hang up." "It's charity, for God's sake." "Kids, you don't even need your parents' permission." "It'll-it'll just be our little secret." "MAN'S VOICE:" "Time's up, Bundy." "Uh, please call, please call." "Let's rap." "Uh, you want somebody dead?" "I'll kill them." "Please call." "That number again is" "This is what you did with my $50,000?" "Another satisfied customer." "You can be too." "Aah!" "Please call me." "Hey, Peg," "I thought you were going to meet us down at the courthouse." "Oh," "Was that today?" "Uh..." "Oh, there it is." "Right there in black and white:" ""Al's sentencing."" "Well, I'll just have to make the next one." "So, how was it?" "Oh, it was so cool." "The judge laughed at Daddy, and then he got serious, so he yelled at him, and then he laughed at him again, and then everybody started laughing at Daddy." "It was so funny." "I can't believe I missed it." "Oh, it was great." "The trial had everything." "Crying--that was Mr. Rhoades." "He lost his job, you know." "And then, there was an honest to goodness fit." "That was Mrs. Rhoades." "She got demoted to drive-up window teller." "And then Daddy and the judge and a whole bunch of lawyers went into this chamber." "Bring it home, Daddy." "Well, after the lawyers got done going," ""Hey, did you check out the blond bimbo in the red mini?"" "That was me." "Anyhow, then we finally got down to business." "I begged for the death penalty, but they insisted that I learn a lesson." "So to pay back the $100,000 I owe, the banks agreed to extend my mortgage for a couple of years." "How many?" "Oh, a hundred." "So by the year 2157, we'll have the second one paid-off." "Then I can retire." "No, no, no, Dad." "Then you start paying off your parking tickets." "Hey, how the hell did they find out about that anyway?" "Gee, it must have been that darn Steve." "Aw, but come on." "Buck up, honey." "Don't worry." "I'll always be your Mrs. Shoe." "And we'll always be your little Shoes." "Shoe betcha!" "So you haven't lost any more respect for me?" "Oh, now, that would be impossible, wouldn't it, kids?" "I mean, honey, you lost $100,000." "How many men who earn less than a fry cook can say they lost $100,000?" "Fry cook?" "Dad makes less than the newspaper boy." "A street mime." "The guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway." "A lab animal." "A circus geek." "A barnacle scraper." "A professional miniature golfer." "A qualified teacher." "[***]"
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"Everyone has their path in life, and this is more or less where mine started." "My name is Norbit Albert Rice, and I was an orphan." "I like to think my parents loved me very much, but just didn't have the means to properly care for me." "I can see them researching all of the orphanages in the area, agonizing over their choices, trying to make sure their precious little boy was raised in the perfect environment." "Ling Ling!" "Someone left another one!" "Coyotes, go!" "Get!" "Back!" "Back, coyotes!" "Get out here!" "You not eat another baby." "Oh, crap." "Another black one." "Can't give these away." "You ugly black one, too." "You be here long time." "Nobody ever come and say, "Give me the ugly, black one."" "You very ugly baby." "The ugliest baby I ever seen." "A lot of people think that orphanages are cold and scary, but the Golden Wonton was a great place to grow up." "We had everything normal children had." "Pets..." "Here." "Play with that." "...a big backyard, and lots of kids to play with." "Ling Ling!" "The children got in MSG barrel." "Now all their hair gonna fall out again." "You stupid orphan!" "Nobody want a bald orphan!" "Norbit, how you find family with no hair?" "Nobody want a bald Norbit!" "What the hell wrong with the children here?" "Mr. Wong was a very interesting man." "ln addition to his love for children and preparation of fine Asian cuisine, he had a real passion for old-time whaling." "It's a whale, ho!" "Die, you son-of-a!" "Bingo!" "Right in the blow hole!" "Norbit, where you go?" "Why you run off like little bitch?" "After Marvin Browning got lost downtown for a couple of weeks, the orphanage started using a buddy system." "Go, Norbit!" "My buddy was little Kate." "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "That's okay." "You're doing good." "Kate and I were always together." "Playing checkers..." "Oh, man." "Yes!" "...watching scary movies." "Why, we even pooped together." "And then one day, Kate and I decided that we should tie the knot." "We got married under the great big oak tree." "I now pronounce you my wife." "And I pronounce you my husband." "It's watermelon." "Yours is green apple." "I think it's time for us to kiss now." "And we lived happily ever after for about two weeks until she got adopted." "Bye, Norbit." "I didn't do too much bike riding after that." "When Kate left, there was an odd number of kids at the orphanage, so I was buddyless for a while." "And sometimes I'd get a little sad," "but I never lost hope." "I knew that someday I'd find another somebody to share my life with." "all I had to do was just be patient." "What'd you do that for?" "Because we felt like it." "What are you gonna do about it?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "Loser." "Stop it." "Leave him alone." "Says who?" "Says who?" "Who are you?" "Rasputia." "What's your name?" "Norbit." "Norbit?" "That's a stupid name." "Why'd you beat those boys up?" "To protect you." "You got a girlfriend, Nesbit?" "Norbit." "No." "Well, you do now." "Get your ass up and hold my hand." "Okay." "How you doing?" "Everything changed once I had Rasputia as my girlfriend." "We took care of each other, and the other kids started to respect me." "I'll take..." "Norbit." "Come on." "And because of Rasputia, for the first time in my life," "I had a real family." "Rasputia had three brothers." "Big Black Jack." "He was the oldest." "Leg." "Then, there was Blue." "Breasts." "And Earl." "He was the baby." "Wing." "They sure loved their little sister, and so they treated me like one of their own." "Here you go, Norbit." "Saved the best piece for you." "What's that?" "Turkey ass." "Eat up, sucker." "Bon appetitty." "Bon appetitty." "The Latimores had a reputation for being the meanest, nastiest people in town, but that's just because folks didn't know them." "They were actually very nice, hard-working people." "They ran the local construction company, and recently, responding to the needs of the community..." "Yo, Morris." "...had opened a little security business." "It was a surprisingly popular service among the local vendors." "Hey, you don't shake me down." "I'm Italian." "I shake you down." "Is that right?" "Yes." "Get his ass in here." "I'm in." "As time passed, Rasputia and I got closer and closer, in high school and as adults." "I started working as a bookkeeper in her family's business." "I'm expecting some important calls today, Norbit, so when you answer the phone, try and sound white." "so when you answer the phone, try and sound white." "It was like everything was finally coming together." "Yes." "Of course, it was only natural that Rasputia and I would take the next step in our relationship." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Open your mouth." "Go, Rasputia!" "It was a storybook wedding, the beginning of a brand-new chapter." "I knew I would never be lonely again." "I had found my place in the world." "Poor Norbit." "Man." "Back when I was in the game, I used to tell my hos," ""Hos, ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free."" "You ain't got to worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow." "That's a special cow, too." "That must be where buttermilk come from." "Sing that shit, girl." "Them are not dimples." "Them are potholes in her ass." "Look like an Escalade in a wedding dress." "It a horror show." "Norbit." "What a woman you got." "Hi, fellows." "We're all jealous, right, boys?" "Oh, yeah." "Way jealous." "Wish I had one like that." "Norbit, let me talk to you for a second." "Look, just so we clear." "If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time," "I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice." "You hear me?" "Yes." "I'm talking pain, boy." "Searing, mind-numbing pain." "I understand." "You understand me?" "Yes, yes, yes." "all right." "Welcome to the family." "Thank you." "Somebody is take a big hunk out of my cake!" "What y'all looking at?" "I ain't had no cake." "You better mind your damn business." "Hey, hey!" "Everyone!" "I am Mr. Wong." "I am best man in wedding." "I feel it my place to say something, make a toast to bride and groom, tell story about Norbit." "I like Norbit father." "I raise Norbit." "He like my own child." "And I want to say that I very, very confused, Norbit, that you..." "You marry Latimore." "I don't understand it, because when you was a little boy, you say," ""One day I find the girl of my dreams." And then you marry a gorilla." "I joke, I joke, I joke." "Why you not know joke when you hear joke?" "Why you wanna make fight at wedding?" "cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here." "Okay." "When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run all over place naked." "Always naked." "And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee-pee the size of an egg roll." "You know, Norbit." "That's true." "And one day, down by creek, Norbit run around naked and poisonous snake jump up and bite Norbit right on ass." "Very close to hole." "Norbit pass out." "I think Norbit is dead." "I go to check the boy pulse." "He still alive." "He still alive!" ""Okay," I say, "I must do something to save child."" "So, I start to think," ""Do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass or do I let him die?"" "I do the most responsible thing." "I say, "Hell to the no!" ""Norbit is out of here," ""because it is long time in hell" ""before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass."" "But strange, mystical thing happen, Norbit." "Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die." "Norbit get stronger and stronger." "That why I know, Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong." "You strong like warrior." "That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything." "Even..." "So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit," "I wish you much happiness and peace and love, and lots of bananas for your new gorilla." "I only kidding." "To Norbit and Rasputia." "Norbit, you know what would be so romantic?" "If you'd carry me over the threshold like a little chocolate drop." "Be delicate, now." "Put your back into it." "Come on, now." "Be a man." "You ain't no man." "Pathetic." "Rasputia, I know we're both nervous because we've never done this before, but we can take our time, darling." "ln sweet time." "Rasputia was so full of love." "Merry Christmas!" "Ho, ho, ho!" "It was a love that sustained us through the years." "halt!" "187." "Officer down." "And it's still going strong." "Happy Presidents' Day!" "God bless America." "And so, we began our life together, like any other happily married couple." "Morning, Rasputia." ""Morning, Rasputia," my ass." "I tell you what." "You better do something about that goddamn dog, because I ain't gonna be getting terrorized by no dog on my own property." "I'm sick of it!" "I'm gonna go out and purchase me a pellet rifle!" "And then I'm gonna give him something to bark about when I start popping pellets in his little bug-eyed bastard's ass." "Messing around with you, now I'm gonna be late for dance class." "God damn it, Norbit." "How many times I got to tell you, when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat!" "I haven't touched your seat." "Then why is it up so damn far?" "It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia." "No, you moved it." "I can tell, 'cause look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk." "Listen." "You see that?" "That ain't right." "I hear it." "That scientifically prove that you was adjusting my seat." "That's not science." "It is." "Now just let it go." "It's not science." "I said let it go." "I'm just..." "I said it was science, God damn it." "Why you think I want to sell Golden Wonton Restaurant?" "I got a good business." "It practically run itself." "I make a lot of money here." "Every man got a price." "We think this might be yours." "And here is my counteroffer." "Excuse me." "all right, it's go time." "I not like rest of town people." "I not intimidated by Latimore." "You wrong, Wong." "Relax, man." "Be cool with that thing, Mr. Wong." "Ling Ling, get my pistol!" "That dude is crazy." "Let's get the hell out of here!" "I never sell to Latimore!" "Ever!" "Ever!" "all right!" "Y'all ready, class?" "Are y'all ready?" "We gonna perforate!" "We gonna penetrate!" "We gonna percolate!" "We gonna palpitate!" "all because we wanna master the bate, the art of power-tap the fat." "Come on, and power-tap the fat." "Take that, power-tap the fat." "Hey, you get your skinny ass out of my way." "One, two, three, four." "I stepped in poo, better wipe it off." "One, two, three, four." "One, two, three, four." "I stepped in poo, better wipe it off." "One, two, three, four." "Ride the horse." "Ride the horse!" "Keep bucking, y'all!" "Keep bucking!" "And slide!" "Click clackety clack!" "Come on, slide!" "Click clackety clack!" "Just slide!" "Here come the cops." "Here come the cops." "They take me to jail." "They take me to jail." "Riverdance." "Come on, white people." "Riverdance." "Come on, white people." "Riverdance." "Come on." "Now, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump me up." "Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump me down." "And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve." "And stretch it out." "Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals." "Very good." "Excuse me, Buster?" "I think I need a little adjustment over here." "Look at you, looking like the Great Pumpkin, girl." "Trick or treat." "What's going on?" "Well, see, I was born with a trick hip and it made me real bendy." "See, I'm just like licorice." "Look." "Goddamn, girl, that look like the harvest moon." "Turn a brother to a werewolf." "You just need to stop." "You know what?" "Do you do any private lessons?" "I could do private lessons if you could do me a little favor." "What's that?" "Just need you talk to your little brothers about funding my little video tape." "I'm trying to make power-tap more international." "I'm trying to be like Billy Blanks, but double the money and half the Blank." "That's a good idea." "Maybe I will, maybe I will." "But, first, I got to get that private lesson." "Okay." "Call me, girl." "I'll call you." "I'll be your private dancer." "Must be Saturday." "Why is that?" "Because here come Norbit, right on schedule." "Almost set your watch to him." "Hey, Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy." "How you guys doing, fellows?" "Business is good." "Business is good." "It's almost like the good old days." "Yes, indeedy." "What do you mean, "the good old days"?" "The good old days, man, back when we was pimping, Norbit." "You know." "You guys used to pimp?" ""Used to"?" "That's a violation. still pimping." "Once a pimp, always a pimp." "Always." "Forever." "Boss player." "Rasputia sent me down here to get the usual." "You guys are open, right?" "We always open." "Go on and take yourself in there, Norbit." "We'll stack that up for you." "Moniqua!" "Yes, Daddy." "Can you get King Kong three large buckets, extra sauce?" "Please don't trim the fat." "Yes, Daddy." "Please don't trim that fat." "She will kill me." "Norbit, while I got your attention, can I interest you in some new shoes, maybe a haircut?" "How about a bath or a sink?" "Hey, don't tell me you guys bought the bath store, too?" "It's a perfect fit, man." "We used to sell bitches to johns." "Now we selling johns to bitches." "Beds, bitches, and beyond!" "Sound like money to me." "No, thanks, guys." "I got to go do a puppet show for the kids at the orphanage." "At the orphanage?" "That's a nice thing you do for them little kids over there." "Why don't you take these little tater puffs over there to them little children?" "Oh, that's great, guys." "That's sweet." "Wait, my puppets!" "I forgot my puppets!" "I got to go." "I got to go, guys." "Where's his puppets?" "He ain't got no puppets." "What's Rasputia doing home so early?" "'Sputia?" "Oh, yeah, girl." "Come on, girl, that's sweet chocolate!" "Okay, you in trouble, now." "You in trouble." "You in trouble, now." "I'm Willy Wonka." "Get up on that Oompa Loompa." "That's sweet." "Oh, yeah." "Take all that, girl." "Take it with your big old self, girl." "You ain't never had it like this." "You ain't never had it like this!" "Hell, yeah." "Come on, we gonna do pig in a blanket." "Come on, pig in a blanket." "Now squeal." "Squeal!" "Squeal!" "Oink, oink, oink!" "Take it from the back." "Damn, I feel like Willy Wonka, all this sweet chocolate up in this..." "Hey." "How you doing, man?" "What's good with you, brother?" "How's it going, man?" "How you doing?" "I'm Bust-a-move Perkin." "How you doing?" "Man, your wife was just talking about you." "Man, she love you." "You're Rasputia's tap dance teacher." "Man, actually, I'm her power-tap guru." "I was just here giving her a little tap lesson." "But you're naked." "That's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines." "You see that there?" "You can't see that with a turtleneck." "And you have an..." "Oh, man, I'm just real passionate about dance." "You can say the word "dance" and he just jump up." "Dance!" "See that?" "See that there?" "'Sputia?" "Norbit, Buster's a guest in our home." "How dare you insinuate something like that?" "Yeah, Orbit!" "How dare you insinuate something such like that!" "You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?" "And rather than sit here and have a belligerent confrontation with you, 'cause I am a God-fearing man," "I'm'a do like Jesus H. Christ would do in a situation such as such and I'm gonna turn the other cheek." "Amen." "You happy now?" "Rasputia, you cheated on me!" "Look, I told your ass ain't nothing happened, and the next time you say it happened again," "I'm gonna knock your teeth out your mouth." "Rasputia, we took vows." "I'm your husband." "Rasputia, we took vows, and you cheated on me!" "It never happened!" "Yes, it did!" "And that makes you the queen of whores!" "Hey, Norbit!" "Run for your lives!" "Bastard!" "Come here!" "Oh, sweet Moses!" "Oh, my God!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come here to me!" "No!" "Leave me alone!" "You ain't nothing but a goddamn coward!" "Saddle tramp!" "That's what your stupid black ass get!" "I hope you broke your ass!" "Since you feel like running, Norbit, why don't you run your ass down to the Rib Shak and get me a short stack of ribs?" "and get me a short stack of ribs?" "Extra hot sauce." "all this setting you straight done got me famished." "I'm Little Red Riding Goose, walking through the forest, minding my own business, when all at once..." "Hello." "Who are you?" "I'm the big, bad pig of the forest." "My, what big eyes you have, Pig." "The better to see you with, Goose." "And my, what a big nose you have, Pig." "The better to smell them scrumptious goodies you got in your basket." "Hey, let me take a look in there." "Oh, no, you don't." "You're gonna try to steal my food." "No, I won't steal your food." "Don't let that pig push you around, Goose." "Yeah, I'm tired of you pushing me around." "Look, I'm tired of playing with your ass, bitch." "I know you got ribs in that basket." "You better give them up smooth or I'm gonna break my hoof off in your goose ass." "Oh, really?" "Well, why don't you get up off of your lazy behind and go down to the Rib Shak and get your own ribs?" "Or better still, why don't you just call Buster and tell him to come over and power-tap you, because in addition to being the pig of the forest, you're also a saddle tramp, whore, bitch pig..." "Norbit!" "What you doing?" "This supposed to be a children's show." "This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in." "I'm sorry." "I got a little carried away." "Wow, Norbit, that was some puppet show." "Oh, come on." "You don't remember me?" "Kate." "Kate." "Come here!" "Kate!" "Kate!" "Oh, God!" "I can't believe it!" "Kate!" "Well, can I have a hug?" "Norbit." "It just like old times." "Maybe you two go take poop together." "This place has not changed at all." "Oh, yeah." "Some of this furniture's even come back in style." "So, how long are you gonna be visiting for?" "No, I'm not visiting." "I'm moving back." "Really?" "Wow." "I sold my clothing business in Atlanta, and I'm going to use the money to buy the orphanage." "What?" "Mr. Wong's getting older." "He wants to go whaling, so..." "You know, it's always been my dream to come back here and take over." "That's great." "Norbit, look." "That's the tree we got married under." "You know, I've still got my ring." "I ate mine." "I missed you so much when you left." "I missed you, too." "That's my car." "We didn't really get a chance to catch up much." "I'll be back in town on Tuesday." "You wanna have lunch?" "Yeah, I would love to have lunch on Tuesday." "I love lunch." "Okay." "Lunch, yes." "For sure." "I love lunch." "Tuesday." "I'll see you Tuesday." "I'll see you on Tuesday." "We'll have lunch on Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Say "Tuesday" again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!" "I got it." "I'll get it." "Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Buster." "How you doing?" "You look great." "Hey." "Oh, thank you, man." "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "Thank you." "I thought you were gonna be at work." "Yeah, I'm on my way out now." "But hey, look, there's cold beer in the refrigerator and there's fresh sheets on the bed." "Go have a great dance lesson." "all right." "all right." "Power-tap." "Very good, very good." "Tuesday." "What's wrong with your boy?" "He real cool all of a sudden." "Yeah, I don't know what the hell got into him, but I know I got dance fever." "Ready for a little power-tap, huh?" "Lord, give me strength." "Hey, Sam, happy Tuesday." "Norbit." "Norbit." "Hey, Kate." "Hi." "Come on, I got us a table." "Great." "I've been looking forward to this all week." "Good." "Hey." "Hey." "Who's he?" "Norbit, this is my fiancé, Deion Hughes." "How you doing, my man?" "Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit." "This is your fiancé?" "Yes, sir." "I was just telling Deion that you and I were buddy partners at the orphanage." "Now she and I are buddy partners." "Shame on you, man, letting a girl go like this." "I feel for you." "And so Deion's got all this experience in real estate, so he's going to help me buy the orphanage, Norbit." "It's so exciting!" "No, wait, wait." "No, no." "Slow down, slow down." "I mean, you know, we're just out here just scouting it out." "all right?" "This is her nest egg, you know." "I don't want her making any hasty decisions that she might regret later, you know?" "She worked too hard for this money, man, you know what I mean?" "Deion, you take such good care of me, baby." "It's my job." "Stop it." "Okay?" "Don't you just love Tuesdays?" "Lloyd, just tell me why it has to hurt so GD much." "What's the matter, boy?" "You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster?" "That's just my..." "My wife." "A man needs his own space." "Finally!" "For the love of Cain." "Moses!" "I'll see you suckers tomorrow at the picnic!" "Damn it, Norbit!" "How many times I got to tell you, don't be messing with my car seat!" "Nobody touched your old, stupid seat." "Then how come it's all mushed up like this, then?" "Well, you know, Rasputia, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that..." "The car is shrinking." "Might be shrinking." "The car is being smaller." "Yeah, you might be right." "Been raining a lot lately. all this moist weather." "Oh, yeah?" "That'll make it shrink." "This weather's so moist." "How you doing?" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" "Don't cha" "Look at that dog over there, eyeballing me." "Rasputia, what are you doing?" "Shut up!" "Hey, slow down!" "You're gonna hit him!" "I got you now." "I got you now!" "Stop it!" "No!" "I'm gonna get you." "I'm gonna get you." "Rasputia, don't!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I know what that sound means!" "I know what that sound means!" "Bark!" "How you doing!" "Lloyd!" "Enough is enough." "Now, where in the hell do you think you're going?" "Lloyd's in the hospital because of you!" "Yeah, that's right." "I put his little dog ass in the hospital." "And I'd have put it in the morgue, too, if you didn't mess with my car seat." "It threw off my driving skills." "Rasputia, you are a mean, selfish, cold, heartless woman, and I am leaving you!" "You leaving me?" "Yes!" "Well, where the hell you think you're going, big shot?" "You ain't got no money." "You ain't got no family." "Everything is in my name, the car, the house..." "You ain't nothing and you ain't gonna never be nothing without me, Norbit!" "Norbit, you just can't leave!" "Norbit, please, I'm with child!" "With child?" "Oh, yes, Norbit, can't you tell?" "I'm getting a little belly." "And my titties is all achy and itchy-like." "Oh, Norbit, we gonna be a family." "Oh, Norbit, come hug me, Daddy, please." "Please, Norbit." "I understand, little pony." "I know your pain." "Oh, yes, I know." "Excuse me, snow bunny." "I don't come in your jurisdiction, throwing town picnics." "Yet here you is all up in mines, pimping hos." "It's just a kissing booth." "Call it what you will, but Pope Sweet Jesus is taking half." "You work for me now, ho." "Sure." "Let me taste the goods." "Put it on me." "Greasy." "Greasy." "We back in business." "I wanna be a ho." "How do I apply?" "Please, Lord Jesus, help me!" "Look, look, tickets!" "Hey, tickets, tickets." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Line up with your buddy." "Line up with your buddy." "You got one, sweetie." "Can we go on the jumper?" "Yeah, yeah, you go." "Baby, you know I love you." "I love these kids." "It's just that I don't think buying an orphanage is the right move financially right now." "That's all." "Hey, this is not a financial decision, Deion." "I thought you understood that, baby." "No." "No, I do." "I do, baby." "But this the call I was telling you..." "The business call, it's very important." "Let's talk about it when I get back to the house, okay?" "You're not going to stay?" "No, very important." "Here." "Hello?" "It's never a bad time for you." "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Norbit!" "Hey." "Hi." "Hey." "I didn't know you were gonna be here." "Oh, yeah." "Hey, you know, I just saw Deion leaving." "He had some business to take care of." "So, who are you here with?" "My wife." "Norbit, I didn't know you were married." "Yeah." "Well, that's wonderful." "Really." "Thank you so much." "So, where is she?" "Right over there in the print outfit." "The one talking to the girl by the bench?" "No, the one sucking the jelly out of them donuts." "Oh, yeah." "She's pretty." "That's cherry." "Is that cherry or strawberry?" "What are my kids doing?" "Peter!" "Theo!" "I don't want you bothering anyone." "I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice." "Mrs. Rice?" "My name ain't no damn Mrs. Rice." "Oh, I just thought 'cause you're married to Norbit..." "Who the hell are you?" "Kate, this is my wife, Rasputia Latimore, and, Rasputia, this is Kate." "Nice to meet you." "Hello." "Kate's an old friend of mine from the orphanage." "Latimore, as in Latimore Construction?" "Yes, that's right, as in Latimore Construction." "That's right." "Why?" "Well, just that this is perfect, 'cause I was going to come see you guys about a renovation of..." "I ain't come out here for that." "I'm out here to enjoy these festivities, not to be talking no business." "You wanna talk business, my brother is Big Black Jack over there by the BB guns." "Go over there and talk to him." "I ain't got no time for this." "Oh, sure, okay." "Well, go on, get." "Okay." "Okay." "Come here." "What, Rasputia?" "You thinking about creeping, ain't you?" "We're just friends." "What'd I tell you about having friends?" "Go over there and get me another wine cooler." "It's hot as hell out here." "Don't you see I'm sweItering?" "Rasputia, you can't drink wine." "Why the hell not?" "You're with child." "With child?" "I ain't with no..." "Oh, that was..." "I had gas." "I still got it." "There's your child." "Now, go get me something to drink." "Twins!" "Hey!" "You come back here!" "Oh, my God!" "Move your fat ass, boy." "Look, you got one!" "Get him." "Get him, Big Black." "Are you Big Black Jack?" "What it look like?" "Oh, well." "Me and my fiancé are buying the Golden Wonton..." "Wong's place?" "He's selling it to you?" "Yeah." "Why is that surprising?" "Miss Thomas, Miss Thomas, let's go." "They're starting the music." "Oh, great!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Can we finish this up later?" "Apparently I have to go dance now." "all right, baby." "You go dance now." "The orphanage is in play." "Y'all better give me my hat." "Give me the hat!" "Here, take her hat." "You think I won't come up in here?" "I'm gonna come up in here." "You think I'm playing?" "Give me the hat right now, or I'm gonna tear your leg off." "Hey, Norbit, come on!" "Oh, no." "No, I can't." "Rasputia's waiting for me." "Come on, dance with us." "No, really, I shouldn't..." "Don't think I won't kill a child." "I'll kill a child in front of everybody." "Little street urchins." "Okay." "That's it." "Now it's time to bring the pain." "Dance, Norbit, dance!" "Come on!" "My hat!" "It's raining little white women." "My prayers have been answered!" "She'd better move, 'cause my prayer is for a Cadillac." "You little bastards." "Where the hell is Norbit with that wine cooler?" "I'm thirsty as hell." "Oh, hell, no." "Oh, he's lost his mind." "Bitch, that's my wine cooler!" "It's my birthday!" "It's my birthday!" "It's your birthday?" "You think it's your birthday, huh?" "Norbit's got moves, everybody!" "Yeah!" "You got him loose, don't you, you little skinny bitch?" "I see what you trying to do." "I see just what you trying to do." "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Come on, everybody!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go..." "Norbit!" "Crooked employees?" "Unlicensed doctors?" "Lipstick on your husband's collar?" "Find out who you're really dealing with." "Send $29.95 to Background Checks by Mail," "P.O. Box 1 19, Locust FalIs." "Hey, buddy partner." "Hi, Kate." "Hi, nice to see you." "How you doing?" "I'm good, but how about you and your head?" "Oh, I'm doing better." "The doctor said if it weren't for my hard Afro, it could have killed me." "Are you sure you're okay, Norbit?" "That sounds kind of fast." "Oh, well, they're doing some tests." "They're kind of monitoring me." "Well, I don't know about this stuff, but 1 10 beats per minute, that's kind of high. 120..." "Oh, my goodness, 130!" "Yeah, maybe the machine's broke." "I'm just gonna take these off." "You Deion Hughes?" "Who's asking?" "We the Latimores." "Yeah." "Latimore Construction." "And we run this town." "Your woman was telling us how y'all was planning on buying the orphanage." "Kate has her plans and I have mine." "Well, it looks like the only plans you got, my man, is leaving." "I ain't sticking around raising no damn orphans." "I got kids of my own I ain't even bringing up." "So, you was just hustling her?" "Break it to her gentle for me, would you?" "I'm out!" "Hold up, player." "I think you missing the flow here." "That orphanage she buying, that's a huge property, outside of town, zoned commercial." "Even got a liquor license." "lnteresting." "It's a perfect place for a titty bar." "Did you say "titty bar"?" "Titties." "We got it all worked out." "We gonna call it Nipplopolis." "Nipplopolis." "Shit got a ring to it, don't it?" "We talking about overpriced, watered-down alcohol and fake tig old bitties in abundance." "Ain't gonna be nothing but tax-free, under-the-table, pure cash money." "Big time!" "That's right." "all you got to do is swing us the deal and we make you partner." "And what about Kate?" "If you marry her, it's as much yours as hers." "Norbit, I really want you to be a part of the orphanage." "The kids are crazy about you." "They're good kids." "Yeah." "You know, I'm gonna take them bike riding tomorrow, down by the lake." "Why don't you come?" "I don't know if I could go for a bike ride." "I never..." "I didn't really know how, the..." "I can't ride a bike still." "You never learned?" "What?" "Well, you left, you know, and there was nobody there to teach me." "And Wong don't ride." "Okay, we'll do something else." "The water park." "The kids have been begging me to take them there." "Oh, I don't know about the water park." "Come on, it's a Saturday." "You don't have to work." "Yeah, I know, but it's the park and it's watery, and there's a potential hell to pay if I were to be there maybe..." "Hey, what are you doing with those things, Kate?" "Well, I'm just going to have to shock you till you say yes." "Hey, come on, Kate." "Don't play with those." "Those things are plugged in." "It's hot." "Clear." "No, no clear." "No clear." "Stop, Kate." "Stop, Kate." "Come on." "Yes." "Yes, yes, yes." "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Okay, stop." "Nurse!" "Oh, my God, Deion." "This is beautiful." "I didn't even know you could cook." "I just wanted to do something special for you, you know, from the heart." "Well, I am feeling it." "Let's do it." "Let's get married, right away." "I don't wanna wait." "Deion." "Church is free on Saturday." "You're serious?" "Baby, we belong together." "Yeah." "I want to." "Saturday." "Yeah." "Yes!" "Thank you." "Oh, no, thank you." "Norbit!" "Hi." "Hey." "Good morning, Rasputia." "Good morning." "How are you this morning?" "Where the hell you going?" "Nowhere special." "I was just gonna go out to..." "I was just going over to Raging Waters." "Raging Waters?" "Yes." "It's this thing I got roped into, darling." "You know, I was at this orphanage when I was raised, and..." "And the people from the orphanage and now they're taking other orphans to Raging Waters so they asked me to come and give back to the community, so I'm trying to, you know, do my part." "Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there?" "You mean Miss Ling Ling?" "You know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling." "I'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnic." "Miss Thing Thing from the picnic?" "Who are you talking about, sweetheart?" "I don't even..." "Wait, I think I remember now." "A girl, she had the foreign name." "Something Russian." "Kate, bitch!" "Kate!" "Of course it's Kate." "Yes, I don't know if Kate's gonna be there." "I hadn't even thought about it." "It didn't even cross my mind." "I wonder, will Kate be there?" "Damn good question." "Well, I'm going." "No!" "You don't like water parks, Rasputia." "No." "You don't like water parks, Rasputia." "No." "Who don't like water parks?" "I love them." "They're just like amusement parks, except you ain't got to get off the ride to go to the bathroom." "How you doing?" "Great." "There you go." "Have fun." "There you go, Brian." "Nick, there's one for you." "all right, kids, everybody please be nice to Mrs. Latimore, okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "Kate, I hope you don't mind." "I asked Rasputia to join us." "Of course not." "I'm really glad you could come." "Well, are we gonna stand around here all day or we gonna go inside?" "Excuse me." "Excuse me, ma'am." "What?" "Are you wearing bottoms?" "Of course I'm wearing bottoms!" "Okay." "Come on in." "How dare you?" "Oh, hell, no." "How you doing!" "This ain't like no real beach, 'cause on a real beach you got people walking around with ice chests and you can get all kinds of treats like sandwiches and potato chips and Mentos and Skittles and all sorts of delectables." "You can't get shit here!" "Well, you know, there's a concession stand." "You going?" "No, I already ate." "Well, you could have fooled me." "I'm sorry?" "I'm just trying to say you too damn skinny." "Look at you." "See, most men like a woman that got a little..." "Or a little..." "You ain't got nothing." "You just skin and bones, just sitting in that chair all bones and skin." "I feel sorry for you." "Well, I just feel that we're all made exactly the way we're supposed to be." "Oh, no." "Hell, no." "I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay?" "You the one that pushed that plate away." "My Norbit is always telling me there's two kinds of women, big old good ones and good old big ones." "Really?" "That's right." "And, sister, let me tell you, just between the two of us," "I can't keep Norbit off me." "He is the biggest freak you ever wanna meet and he be blowing my back out, trying to put me through the headboard every night." "I'm thinking about going on a little diet or something so I can get all emaciated-looking like you, then he'll think I look disgusting and I can get a rest or some sleep for a little while," "because he want it all the time." "Just boom, bam, boom, boom, boom." "But I ain't mad at him, hey." "I'm gonna go on a diet for sure, next week." "Right now I'm gonna get me a lamb kabob and a wine cooler." "How you doing?" "Where is that wine cooler section?" "Miss Thomas, we're all going off the Leap of Doom." "Come on." "Slowly." "Slowly." "Someone's gonna fall down." "You're gonna break your head in half in a second." "Slow down!" "Wait for me!" "I tell you, it sure is tiring chasing these kids all around the water park, isn't it?" "Especially for us skinny folk." "What?" "Never mind." "So, Norbit, I have some news." "Deion and I decided to move up the wedding." "What wedding?" "Our wedding." "We're going to get married on Saturday." "You're getting married on Saturday?" "Yeah, we just figured, "Why wait?" You know?" "Well..." "Congratulations, then." "Thanks." "Yeah." "I'm really happy." "Oh, so am I." "It's wonderful." "So, there it is, the Leap of Doom." "Yeah, go and have fun." "I'll wait for you at the bottom." "You go have some fun." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, kids, one at a time." "I guess this is me." "What are you looking at, Norbit?" "I was just watching the..." "Some kids." "They're about to come down the slide." "I wanted to watch the kids come down safely." "Kids, huh?" "Yeah." "So, you wanna watch a bitch come down a slide?" "Well, I'm gonna show you how a bitch come down a slide." "Oh, no..." "Excuse me, ma'am?" "We have a 300-pound weight limit." "I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds." "I weigh 165." "How you doing?" "That was awesome." "What's that?" "It's Rasputia." "I'm gonna show you how a bitch go down a slide." "I'm sliding, bitches!" "Mary, Mother of God." "Slow down!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "How you doing?" "Why does she have to go and get married, Lloyd?" "Things were going so well." "There it is." "Hey." "Sorry about the concussion." "It's okay." "And the whiplash." "It's okay." "And the bruised stomach." "And the blood clot." "Nothing." "You know damn well that's your baby." "You know it's yours." "Got the same chin." "The same lip." "That baby got the same head as you and the same eye..." "Go take the test." "Take the test." "You want to hear the test results?" "ln the case of the little baby..." "Well, the test says that is your baby." "How you doing?" "Latimore Construction, Norbit speaking." "Hey, Norbit, it's Kate." "Is there any way you can meet me in town right now?" "Yeah, sure." "Great." "I'm at McCormick's." "Okay." "Fine." "Rasputia, I'm just loaded up with paperwork up to my ear." "I was wondering, could you run these permits downtown for me?" "Now you tell me what in the hell I look like, running some goddamn permits down to City Hall for your ass." "You do it." "You do it." "Okay." "What's the surprise?" "No, I'm not telling you." "tell me." "Hey, no, what are you doing?" "Not till the last second." "What?" "What?" "You ready?" "Yeah, what is it?" "I know you don't think I'm gonna get on that thing." "I think you're gonna get on that." "Hey, no way." "Hey." "Come on!" "Look where you wanna go." "You're doing great." "You got it?" "You got it?" "You got it?" "Watch out for the fence!" "And the mailbox." "Rasputia, the painters from the Crestview site got food poisoning." "There's vomit everywhere!" "You know damn well you clean up all the vomit." "You do it!" "I don't feel safe." "Yeah!" "You're doing great!" "Yeah." "The Portosans at Drummond's tipped over!" "Well, go clean the shit up!" "Rasputia?" "You do it!" "I got it!" "Go!" "I'm getting it!" "I'm doing it!" "You're doing it!" "Yeah, but slow down!" "How?" "With the brakes!" "The brakes!" "Oh, no." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Actually, that was kind of fun." "Come on." "Okay, help me." "Okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "So, I'm going to Giovanni's tonight to choose the food for the reception." "You wanna come?" "Help me decide?" "What about Deion?" "I just don't trust him with food." "You know, he made dinner for us the other night." "It tasted like cheap take-out." "Well, I'll go." "Good." "Well, I just have to go get my dress, and then we can meet, say, at 7:00?" "Okay, that's great." "Perfect, Norbit." "Okay, see you at 7:00." "Norbit!" "all right." "Yeah, Norby." "7:00, don't be late." "You guys are all pervs." "I love it." "What's wrong?" "Are you sure we're not rushing things?" "I know we're not." "I know we're not." "I couldn't be happier." "Norbit, that's a date." "No, it's not." "She just wants someone..." "Are you paying for this encounter this evening?" "Of course not!" "Then that's a date." "Don't be trying to tell a pimp his game." "Come on, baby." "Thank you." "Carmen, honey!" "all right." "Well, who are you getting all fine for?" "Hello, Rasputia." "Well, that's nice." "Oh, yeah, right." "Why you trying to look all extra today?" "Oh, I'm just, you know, being a girl." "My fiancé likes it when I take care of myself." "Look to me like that fish already in his net." "You look like you fixing to catch you a new fish." "What?" "No." "God." "Don't be silly." "You're married." "You're here." "I don't do this for my husband." "Girl, I do this because I have a reputation to uphold." "Everybody in this town know that Rasputia Latimore is fine." "Ain't I fine?" "You fine, girl!" "You are fine." "Sister!" "Everybody knows." "But even a delicate flower like me need a little water from time to time." "Or a little lye in her kitchen to help straighten out them petals." "How you doing?" "Rasputia." "Helga waiting on you, girl, to do your bikini wax." "Here I come, girl." "I got to go, girl." "Every now and then I got to mow the lawn." "You just make sure all that sprucing up is for your fiancé." "Helga, here I come, girl." "It's a full moon, too." "Here we go, dear." "I was looking for Norbit's police whistle." "Go fish." "What's up?" "Everything on schedule with the wedding?" "I got my own problems, but I'll handle it." "What's this situation you're talking about?" "The liquor license on the orphanage." "It won't roll over when the property changes hands, not without one of these transfer requests upfront." "Yeah, and getting a new license could take years." "Yeah, we'd be out of business before we get started." "You think you can get Kate to sign that?" "Hell, no." "She's planning on closing the restaurant." "It'd raise too many suspicions." "all right, smart-ass, then what we gonna do now?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Norbit." "Where you going, Norbit?" "Sit your punk ass down." "Guys, I told Rasputia the toilet needed to be reinforced and she said that I should take care of it, so I'm gonna go take care of that." "Forget that." "I can't." "No, guys, it's an accident waiting to happen." "I have to deal with it." "I said forget that." "We need you to get these papers signed tonight." "Oh, no." "I can't do it tonight, guys." "There's an accident waiting to happen." "I have to deal with this..." "Norbit, if you don't get these papers signed tonight, we can't start the remodel on the orphanage." "That's right, punk ass." "bullshit." "I'm going for mine tonight." "I got things to do!" "Norbit, you better find that Kate Thomas and get her to sign." "Yeah." "Kate Thomas?" "You want me to get these papers to Kate Thomas?" "Yeah." "Okay, that's more important." "I'll take care of this for you guys." "I'll get these to Kate Thomas." "That's what I told you to do." "Get your punk ass up." "Okay, I'm gonna go take these to Kate and take my punk ass to Kate Thomas right now." "Excuse me, pardon me." "Let me get through here." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Going through." "Hi." "Bitch ass." "Yes, I am a bitch ass." "Excuse me." "Kate Thomas." "Hey, sorry I'm late." "Man, it's time for a pimpallcious makeover." "Let's do this." "all right." "But nothing too flashy now." "I wanna be flashy, but not..." "Class." "I don't want no...." "Now, that's pimping." "all right, hair's bigger." "Okay." "Well, I guess this is it, guys." "Thanks a lot for all your help." "Thanks for making me fly." "You fly like a flock of birds, baby." "You look good." "Thanks, guys." "Handle this business for us, brother." "I'm gonna handle it." "Gonna handle it." "Do the walk, Norbit." "I got you." "Yeah." "Norbit!" "Wow, Norbit!" "I just picked these on the side of the road, 'cause this is just a casual get-together." "Sure." "And you put the wires up the stems, too." "That's a nice touch." "Norbit!" "Hey, Sam." "You dressed to kill, huh?" "Katerina, you look beautiful." "Come sit, please." "I'm making my specialty just for you." "Hey." "Did you make my favorite?" "What do you think, huh?" "I'm gonna take the flowers, put them into water, okay?" "He's a nice man." "Your favorite?" "I guess you and Rasputia come here a lot, huh?" "Oh, no." "We used to, but she got banned for life because Sam had an all-you-can-eat buffet once and she took it as a personal challenge, and it got pretty ugly." "I wanna make a toast." "Oh, sure." "To old friends." "To old friends." "We were buddy partners, all right, Norbit." "We were." "I tell you, you know, sometimes I think I should've never married Rasputia." "What do you mean, Norbit?" "I was just really young, you know, and she latched on to me and kind of helped me fit in and gave me a family, so..." "We had nobody, Norbit." "I mean, who can blame us for wanting to feel safe, you know?" "Yeah, safe." "Like you and Deion?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's different with Deion, obviously." "So, what have you got here?" "Those are just construction papers, permits and stuff that you have to sign." "Kate, can I ask you a personal question?" "Sure, what?" "Do you love Deion?" "Of course." "Yeah." "Otherwise, why would I be marrying him, right?" "Right?" "Got your pizza." "It is about time." "I'm about to disappear up in here I'm so hungry." "Norbit out draining a swamp or something." "Yeah, he's definitely draining a swamp." "He's draining a swamp like he would be." "Why you looking at me like that?" "Where's Norbit?" "Draining a swamp." "And why are you looking at me like that?" "He's out there in the woods, draining a swamp." "I told you before." "I don't know nothing." "I don't know nothing, okay?" "He's on a date with that fine skinny girl!" "It's pain time here!" "I ain't having this!" "Oh, hell, no." "And on top of that he been messing with my seat again?" "Damn it, Norbit!" "He got me destroying my shit." "This is it." "It's always so beautiful in here." "Peaceful." "Hello, Kate, Norbit." "Hey." "Didn't know anybody was here." "I was getting ready to close up shop." "You know, Kate, this all happened so fast," "I realized we never had a chance to rehearse." "Oh, yeah, that's right." "So, come on up here." "Let me at least show you where you're gonna stand." "Come on." "all right." "Rasputia." "You know you no allowed in here." "The hell with that." "Where's Norbit?" "I don't see Norbit." "Anybody is a see Norbit?" "No." "He hasn't been here." "Then who was eating a turkey ass?" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "At which point you'll give your vows to Deion." "You want to practice those?" "Well, I hadn't actually gotten to that quite yet." "You don't even know what you're gonna say yet?" "Well, what would you say, Norbit?" "I don't know." "What would I say?" "Norbit!" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" "Don't cha" "What would I say if I was saying vows?" "I guess..." "Kate," "I think about you all day long." "And when I'm not near you, all I think about is being near you." "And when you are near me," "I feel like I'm at peace with the whole world." "I know that..." "I know I'll never have to ask God for anything 'cause, as long as I have you in my life," "I got everything I ever wanted." "And the only thing I really wanna do is just spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you've made me." "Because I love you, Kate." "I love you." "I don't know." "Something like that." "And after the vows you would then..." "Okay." "Oh, my God." "I'm sorry, I have to go." "I'm sorry." "Awkward." "Yeah." "Give me that crowbar." "I got some killing to do." "Damn it!" "I'm a Christian." "You got me up in this church cursing, Norbit." "Death do us part, huh?" "Okay, Norbit." "Look like you done moved up the goddamn schedule." "I'm cursing again." "Pray, bitch, pray." "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven." "Kate, please." "Kate, please, I'm sorry." "Kate, please, stop and talk to me." "Please, please, Kate." "Talk to me, please." "I can't, Norbit." "I'm just too confused right now." "I'm sorry." "It was all my fault." "I never should have kissed you." "No." "I wanted you to." "That's why I'm so confused." "Good night." "She wanted me to." "Where the papers at, Norbit?" "Got them for you right here." "I'd hate to be you right now." "Why?" "Go on in the house." "Go on in." "Go ahead, fool." "What you waiting for?" "Get on in." "Hello?" "Chocolate drop, I'm home." "Lollipop?" "Mail." "Expecting a letter, Norbit?" "You frightened me." "No, I was just looking through." "How was your date?" "Date?" "That was no date." "That was just..." "I just was over at what's-her-name's wedding rehearsal." "That's all." "It wasn't a date, though." "Oh, really?" "Lloyd." "Is that you, Lloyd?" "Lloyd, what am I gonna do?" "kill the bitch." "Excuse me?" "What'd you say?" "You heard me." "Rub her out." "Take her down. lce the bitch." "Hey." "Lloyd, you're talking." "She took my legs, Norbit." "She took my legs." "You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs?" "I can't raise one up to pee." "Hell, I can't even hump no more, Norbit." "Humping was my thing." "What is this, Norbit?" "Some kind of weird, satanic potato art?" "What's this?" "It looks like the acid that we use down at the quarry." "Right!" "But this is Miss Pretty Little Thang's little face." "And, Norbit, if you ever see her again, if you ever talk to her again, if you ever so much as think about the bitch again, this is what's gonna happen to her." "How you doing?" "You get the picture, Norbit?" "Deion, I just think that we need to take a beat." "It's not you, it's me." "Just if we slow down, I..." "Oh, good, you're up." "Deion, we need to talk." "Yes, we do." "I was just at Latimore Construction, you know, with the renovation plans, and I found this on Big Black's desk." "What is it?" "It's a request to renew the Golden Wonton's liquor license and put it in the Latimores' name." "What?" "Baby, you signed it yesterday." "Look at the date." "No." "No, I didn't sign anything." "Just some permits that Norbit gave me, but..." "Well, did you read them?" "No." "No." "Great." "I don't get it, though, Deion." "Why would the Latimores want me to renew the liquor license at the orphanage?" "Baby, people say they've been trying to get their hands on that orphanage for years." "Apparently they want to turn it into a strip joint." "Disgusting." "First you gonna clean the basement, then you gonna clean the garage, then you gonna go upstairs and clean the attic." "We don't even have an attic." "Well, then you build a damn attic, then, Norbit!" "And then clean it!" "I'm going upstairs to take a bubble bath." "Bitch!" "You bitch!" "Finally." "I needed this." "Let me submerge this ass." "How you doing?" "Good and hot." "Sounds like it's raining outside." "Oh, no." "Kate!" "Norbit." "Over here." "Over here." "I need to talk to you." "Do you know what was in those papers you had me sign last night?" "Yeah, the construction permits." "No, that's not all." "Norbit." "Hey, just..." "Just go away, Kate!" "Get out of here!" "What?" "You heard what I said!" "Just get out of here!" "Scram!" "The Latimores are trying to take control of the orphanage, Norbit." "Well, why don't you go and find somebody who gives a rat's ass, because I sure as hell don't!" "You don't care?" "No, I don't care." "And I don't care about you, either!" "Norbit." "The only woman I have ever, ever loved and ever cared about was my darling wife, Rasputia!" "But last night..." "Last night I was just trying to nail you, you know, score?" "But now I realize I don't have to do that!" "all I need is my beautiful, precious wife Rasputia!" "She's all the woman I need, so you can just go on and get out of here, you screwy dame!" "Who needs you?" "Damn, Norbit." "Did that skinny little thing figure out your plan?" "Girl, you just don't get it, do you?" "Norbit played you." "You got her to sign those papers, didn't you?" "Yes, darling." "He been setting you up from that moment from the very first day you got here." "How you doing?" "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Kate." "Damn, Norbit, you pissing off everybody today." "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Never again!" "Hey, Norbit." "Mr. Wong, what are you doing around here?" "I just going for a walk, Norbit." "Just going for a walk." "I live in this neighborhood long time." "Long time." "Soon I be moving on." "Yes, as I look around this neighborhood," "I realize there no good dry cleaners here." "I could make killing." "Why you got suitcase?" "I'm getting the H out of here." "I'm leaving town for good." "What?" "Leaving town?" "I thought you stick around, help Kate run orphanage." "She's getting married to Deion tomorrow, so there's no reason for me to stay around here." "No reason?" "No, she won't even see me." "And besides, I'll just wind up getting hurt again." "Norbit, you listen to me." "You very special to me." "I love you like my own child, like boy child, not girl child." "Wong once have girl child back in Shanghai." "When she two years old, I trade her for yak." "That sort of thing happen in China from time to time." "Yak very hard to come by." "Oh, yeah, sure." "I appreciate that." "You can't run from your problems, Norbit." "Black people run fast, but problem even faster." "That's kind of racist." "Yes." "Wong very racist." "I no like black." "I no like Jew either." "But black and Jew love Chinese food." "Go figure." "Always remember two things, Norbit." "One, even though you're very ugly, you're very strong inside, like warrior." "And two, mail come late on Friday." "Wong Dry Cleaning." "It could have been huge." "You don't even have to clean nothing, you just spray with starch." "Mr..." "I gotta warn Kate." "Hello?" "Hello, Kate." "Kate, it's Norbit." "I have to talk to you." "Please don't call me anymore." "No, Kate, it's very important." "Kate?" "Going somewhere, Norbit?" "No, I was..." "No." "What did I tell you about leaving this house?" "I was just going to get some fresh air." "Boy, you ain't going nowhere till after that wedding's done." "We got too much riding on that." "What do you have riding on the wedding?" "Soon as your little friend says, "I do,"" "Deion and us is gonna turn the orphanage into a titty bar." "But what about the little orphans?" "Hell, they can come too, if they pay the cover." "John the Baptist, stop their evil plan." "Get your ass down in the basement." "Get down there!" "It's a madhouse!" "A madhouse!" "Come on, Rasputia!" "We gonna be late." "Yeah." "I know y'all better stop rushing me." "Beauty takes time." "This don't just happen." "Oh, no." "You get out the car." "You gonna stay here and make sure Norbit don't go no place." "You gonna stay here and make sure Norbit don't go no place." "What?" "Why I gotta stay?" "Because everybody know you the smartest." "Three minutes to show time." "Not too late to chicken out." "No, I'm ready." "Okay." "You look beautiful." "P-O-W-E-R." "T to the A to the mother-stanking P. Power-tap the fat, move back." "Power-tap the fat, move back." "What are the Latimores doing here?" "Don't worry." "It's your day." "You look beautiful." "Nuts." "Tap, tap, tap." "Tap it off." "Tap, tap." "Tap..." "Norbit!" "Norbit?" "Norbit?" "Oh, damn." "He escaped." "Norbit!" "Norbit!" "Your ass is mine, Norbit!" "Yeah." "Just now?" "Shit." "Is he all right?" "Norbit escaped." "He gonna be headed this way." "Come on." "Hell, no." "Norbit is coming." "For shizzle?" "We have to figure out way to stall wedding." "Just calm down, Mr. Wong." "I've ruined plenty of weddings back in the day." "I got this." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony." "Your Honor, I object!" "Object?" "Sir, we've not gotten to that part yet." "Then I'm objeculating prematurely, Reverend." "No offense, my brother, but we're just trying to keep the train rolling here." "Oh, well, if you want to get the train rolling, you know..." "You got to use the big "L"." "Lesbians." "No, man." "I ain't talking about no lesbians." "although, late at night." "Yes." "Right?" "Yes." "No, brother, we talking about love." "Love." "Love is the engine that drives the train forward, backwards, side to side, round and round love does go." "You understand me?" "I got this, brother." "I'm not talking about no $20 up in here, back seat of the car, stanky-stanky, hanky-panky." "No." "No." "I'm talking about good, wholesome, fortified with eight essential vitamins love." "That cost anywhere..." "How much it cost?" "About $136, Monday through Fridays." "$212 on the weekends." "Because of inflation." "Can I get an "Amen"?" "Amen!" "Where the hell you going, Norbit?" "None of your GD beeswax, Rasputia!" "Look at you, you old stupid fool." "You can't even ride a bike." "Oh, yes, I can, because Kate taught me!" "Brothers and sisters." "This particular one's for the brothers." "When you buy the ones that say, "Ribbed for her pleasure,"" "turn them inside out and they ribbed for your pleasure." "Can I get an "Amen"?" "Amen!" "Now, speaking of ribs and pleasure." "Yes." "For a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbeque, baby back, horseradish, mustard and peanut butter-encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion sprinkled with chamomile leaves with a horseradish and dandelion salad on a bed of rice." "Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free." "No, no, no!" "That's enough talking." "It's time to get back to the wedding." "It ain't never enough talking when you talking about love, brother." "Ain't that right?" "Yeah!" "Let me hear you say it, people!" "Love!" "Let me hear you sing it, choir!" "Love!" "I'm gonna rip your head off." "Rasputia." "What?" "Car!" "I don't give a damn about no car." "I'm ready to die." "Car!" "I'm ready to die!" "I'm ready to die." "I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me, boy!" "Damn!" "I'm gonna die." "I'm gonna die up in here." "Drive the car, God damn it!" "What's up, white man?" "Pay for your sins." "Pay for your sins." "We gonna change your name to Leroy." "Amen!" "That's enough!" "That's enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Stop the music!" "Hold on." "Shut up!" "You two, shut up!" "That's it." "This is husband-and-wife time." "Now, let's go." "Let's go." "Husband-and-wife stuff." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." "I object!" "Oh, for Christ's sake!" "Norbit." "Norbit." "Norbit." "Norbit" "This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it." "Norbit, what are you doing?" "I'm being a man for the first time in my life." "Kate..." "Kate, I love you." "What the hell did you just say?" "You heard what I said, strumpet." "I love Kate!" "That's right." "I love you, Kate." "And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia!" "It's over!" "Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!" "You're dead!" "Get off me!" "Get your hands off me, Black." "Don't go hitting me." "What's wrong with you, girl?" "What's wrong with you?" "Get off of me." "You don't talk like that with me." "No, wait!" "No, no, wait, baby girl, he's ruining our wedding." "Let's just get back to the nuptials." "We just heard condom advice from an ex-pimp." "I think we can survive a few words from Norbit." "Deion is a fake." "He's marrying you just to get your money." "What?" "Him and the Latimores." "They thought this whole scheme up." "He's been married four times in the last six years to four different women, and he cheated the women out of $300,000 in divorce settlements." "Yeah, I heard all about it!" "And something else." "They were gonna try to steal the orphanage from you." "That's what this whole thing is about!" "You crazy!" "He's got a big crush on you." "He's making this stuff up." "Oh, yeah?" "I'm crazy?" "I'm making it all up?" "Yes, you making it up." "Then what about this, then?" "This evidence that I have." "Look at this!" "This, well..." "This used to, before it fell in the pond, it had numbers and there was information." "There was people's names and dates and addresses and all kinds of incriminating things." "I fell in the pond, but you can't read it." "But, boy, did I have your ass!" "That's nice, Norbit." "Really nice." "Did you write that yourself?" "Pathetic." "Kate, you have to believe me." "Yeah, yeah, believe him, Kate." "Remember the one that got you to sign the papers to steal the orphanage?" "Remember that?" "Believe him." "Go ahead." "I'm so sorry, Norbit." "I just don't trust you anymore." "Well, well, well, Norbit." "You lose again." "Once a loser, always a loser, huh?" "Now, come on!" "Let's go!" "Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate." "And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they could tell you for themselves." "Ladies!" "Hello, Antoine." "I've been looking for you." "Daddy!" "Antoine?" "He told me his name was Luther!" "Who is that ho?" "He told me he was gay." "No, no, no." "Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther." "You dead, gold digger!" "Get your butt back here!" "I'm out!" "Looks like the wedding's off, bro." "Church!" "God damn it, Norbit!" "Oh, snap!" "Get him!" "Norbit!" "Mother Mary!" "Jesus!" "Noah!" "Christ!" "Good." "You going somewhere, Norbit?" "You messed up, boy." "That's right." "Now you gonna pay." "Big time!" "Latimore!" "Keep your fakakta hands off him!" "Go back to your shop, Abe, before I kill you, too!" "Hey!" "You gonna have to kill me, as well!" "Yeah, and me, too!" "Rasputia!" "How you doing?" "I kick the shit out of you." "Mind your goddamn business." "Mind your business." "Get out of here." "Move it." "No, you didn't!" "Bye-bye." "Bring it, bitches!" "Oh, hell to the no." "Mrs. Henderson is tripping, huh?" "Get your..." "You crazy little old bitch." "How you doing?" "Get out of the way." "His ass is mine." "'Sputia?" "Rasputia?" "You remember "till death do us part," don't you, Norbit?" "No!" "Whale, ho!" "Did somebody just call me a whale?" "Yeah, and a ho!" "Bingo!" "Right in the blow hole!" "Let's get some." "We dead." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Norbit!" "Are you all right?" "all right?" "This is the best I've ever felt in my whole life." "Come here." "Proud of that boy." "Yes." "Yes, very proud of Norbit." "He like my son." "I'm sorry I doubted you." "ln the end, I guess you could say everything worked out just fine." "Kate and I took over the orphanage and it was a dream come true." "Oh, and we also got married." "Again." "I love you, Kate." "Ditto." "And I now pronounce you my wife." "And I pronounce you my husband." "You may kiss the bride." "What you mean, "Ew"?" "No, "Ew." Man kiss a woman, beautiful thing." "Ling Ling." "Come here with your fine self." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "As for Rasputia and the rest of the Latimores, we never heard from them again." "Rumor has it they settled somewhere in Mexico and opened the club." "I guess they're living their dream, too." "Say, man, don't you have any better-looking girls than that?" "Our best girl's coming out right now." "Rasputia!" "Hold on, now, Pepe." "Ain't nothing going down there unless it got the word "Peso" written on it."
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"[narrator] Last season on Grey's Anatomy:" "You have to go." "I'm late." "seriously." "Goodbye... uh..." " Derek." " Yeah." "A month ago you were in med school being taught by doctors." " Today, you are the doctors." " [bailey] You're interns." "Grunts." "Nobodies." "Bottom of the surgical food chain." "It's like candy, but with blood, which is so much better." "Dr. Shepherd?" "He's over there." "[George] Who feels like they have no idea what they're doing?" " Stop looking at me like that." " Like what?" "Like you've seen me naked." "I don't get picked 'cause I slept with my boss and didn't get into med school 'cause I have a famous mother." "I used to be a doctor, I think." "[Meredith] Fine, George and Izzie, you can move in." "[Derek] You blew me off for a bottle of tequila." "It's not nearly as much fun to wake up to." "You mind movin' this tall wagon?" "The next time I see you favoring Meredith Grey in any way," "I'II make sure she doesn't see the inside of an OR for a month." " I'm your boss." " You don't scare me." " Richard promised chief to both of us." " Keep friends close and enemies closer." " Morning, Dr. model." " Dr. evil Spawn." "You're not the enemy." "You're just the competition." "What is this that we're doing here?" "[Yang] You need a definition?" "[Meredith] There are other options." "It's a tumor." "It's pressing against your optic nerve." "You've got syphilis." "[George] I don't know how this happened." "You and alex?" "You gave me syphilis?" "[Derek] Some people would call this a relationship." " Who?" " Me." "My God, you're falling for him." "What makes a hotshot doc leave the Big apple?" " Hi." "I'm Addison Shepherd." " Shepherd?" "You must be the woman who's been screwing my husband." "[Meredith] To be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon." "Emotions are messy." "Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room where the procedure is simple." "Cut, suture and close." "You look familiar." "You been here before?" "Once." "That worked out really well." "I know that look." "It's one of two things." "Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is." "Which is it?" "Both." "But sometimes, you're faced with a cut that won't heal." "My boyfriend is my boss, which was a problem." "But not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife." "tell you what, this one, it's on the house." "A cut that rips its stitches wide open." " What are you doing here?" " Your hair's different." " A Iot of things are different." " It's longer." "It's very russell Crowe." " What are you doing here?" " You just pick up and leave everything?" "Your house, your practice, your friends?" "You had a life in Manhattan." "Had." "And now you have a girlfriend in seattle." " She seems sweet." " The ice you're on." "Thin." "She's young." "That wide-eyed, he's-a-brain-surgeon thing, but still sweet." "Which was what you were going for." "The anti-Addison?" "If you came to try to win me back, forget it." "I did." "I flew across the country to reminisce over wedding photos, get drunk, fall into bed, and make you realize you can't live without me." "relax." "Derek, I'm here for work." "I'm heIming the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing..." " He knew you were coming?" " He asked me." "Didn't he say?" " No." "He didn't." " Hm." "Surprise." "The hair, though." "You know I've always had a thing for russell Crowe." "Let me see it." "No Iacerations, minimal swelling." " George really knocked you around." " He's a lightweight." " could've pinned him in a second." " Why didn't you?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm riding a career in plastics all the way to the bank." "Can't afford to injure these babies." " especially over O'MaIIey." " You had it coming." "The dude punches like my sister." "So, by your definition then you got beat up by a girl." "[chuckles]" " AII hall the champ!" " [whooping]" "So my guy alex finally got what was coming to him." " George knocked him down in one punch." " I don't want to talk about it!" "Brag, champ, brag!" "You've earned it!" "Can I have a beer, please?" "Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most." " I'II win." "I always win." " No, you don't want to play with me." "Oh, I do." "I'II even go first." "Derek's married." "George, beer is dripping from your nostrils." " told you I'd win." " No, you don't win." "Did you hear me?" "I said Derek is married." "As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married." "Nothing you could say could top that." "I'm pregnant." "I win." " [groans] - [man] Joe, you all right?" " [smashing] - [man] Hey, Joe!" "OK." "Maybe Joe wins." " Lie down." " [man] The medics are coming." " You called the gurney patrol?" " Sit back and relax." " The hospital will run some tests..." " Tests?" "I don't need tests." "I'm fine!" "You collapsed!" "On the floor." "It's your bar." "You know how filthy this floor is." " pulse is strong." " Minor skull contusions." " You're sleeping with someone?" " What?" " Even George got some action." " Correction." "George got some syphilis." " How could I not know?" " Forget this." "The hospital is right across the street." "I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself." " I think we should..." " No, I got him." "Joe!" "AII right." "details." "You're pregnant?" "What are you gonna do?" "Look, you know what happens to pregnant interns." "I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my Iife popping zits." "I'm too talented." "Surgery's my Iife." "Which begs the question:" "Who are you sleeping with?" " Just a guy." " That's all I get?" "You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it." "well, watch me." "Don't you have a date with McDreamy?" " More like McMarried." " McWhat?" "I came to check on Joe." " You think he's gonna be OK?" " will he need an operation?" "[Derek] Operation, yes." "OK, hard to tell." "BasiIar artery's like a balloon." "Subarachnoid bleeding." " Aneurysm the size of a golf ball." " No way to clip something like that." " Not without magic fingers." " Or a standstill operation." "You're doing a standstill..." "He's doing a standstill operation." "I'd Iike to try." "First I need some additional patient history, overnight labs, and a cerebral angio." " I'm drunk." " [Derek] Meredith..." "[Izzie, softly] McBastard." "Ahem." " What are you doing?" " Uh..." "I am on her side." "But we're talking a possible standstill here." "Recognize." " Meredith!" " Go away!" "Just wait." "We should discuss this." "Here's a thought." "No!" "Quit following me!" " At least let me explain." " explain?" "You should have explained the night we met in the bar." "Before any of the rest of it." " That would have been a good time." " Look, I know how you feel." "Do you?" "Somehow I doubt that." "Because if you did, you would shut up, and you would turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you down in the parking lot!" " Where're your keys?" " I'm fine!" "Meredith, give me your keys." "[George] Let's go home." "[man and woman laugh]" " ...and the husband was the..." " [Richard laughs]" "[clears throat] [sighs, clears throat]" "well, I will be back in the morning to report for duty." "And you... get some rest." "What is she doing here?" "You and I both know she's the best in the field." "Bringing Addie out was a business decision, nothing personal." "Oh, well, what a relief." "It's not personal." "It is personal to me." "The workings of my surgical unit don't have any..." " Don't include my wife!" " Don't include your private life!" "Burke will act as chief of surgery until I'm back on my feet." "You gave chief to Burke." "There's no room for personal in being chief." " What is that supposed to mean?" " You have been sleeping with an intern." "[chuckles]" "So I guess part of being chief is personal." "close the door on your way out." "L.S." "[woman on PA] IV nurse call ICU, extension 323." "Babcock." "IV nurse call ICU, extension 323." "Right-angIe clamp." "Oh." "I'm gonna steriIize everything when I'm done." "The scrub nurses won't know I was here." "My lips are sealed." "Dr. Tucker to Radiology." "Dr. Tucker to Radiology." "So, I have a question to ask." "I checked the schedule and I noticed that you and I are both off tonight." "I made reservations." "I have a favorite restaurant." "None of those were questions." "would you Iike to go out to dinner with me tonight?" "You know, the OR is the one place where I can come and think." "I'm thinking right now, OK?" "Of course." "[metal scrapes]" "I get it." "I'm not a violent person." "I'm a pacifist." "But, you know, he just kept pushing and push..." "He pushed me, I pushed back." "I was pushed." "And now he..." "If alex tries to lay a hand on you, just tell me, I'II take care of it." "You... [laughs]" "I don't need you to take care of it." "If alex starts something I'II handle it myself." "I can handle it." "OK, people, assignments." "Yang, you're on discharges." "O'MaIIey report to room E1 9." "Grey come see me, and who was on call last night?" "sloppy, sloppy, sloppy." "Redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood?" " Understood." " Karev, don't tempt me." " Somebody's popular." " Meaning?" "There's been a special request, just for you." "[Burke] The chief runs through all of this?" "Before lunch." "After, you've got calls to return, a budget to approve, two staff meetings, and four of Richard's surgeries, including your own." "absolutely." "No problem." "[chuckles] Virgins." "So." "congratulations are in order." "Don't sweat it, I'II only be your boss for a few days." "I'm aware of Richard's recovery time." "I operated on him, remember?" "I do." "He survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife." "clearly, he has brain damage." "Or is it your ex-wife?" "I'm a little fuzzy on that." " We're separated." " Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Burke." " You're never interrupting." " She always is." "I was checking to see if Dr. Burke secured the intern..." "The intern you requested?" "He did." "[Addison] Define TTTS." "Twin-twin transfusion syndrome." "Conjoined fetal twins." "Connected by?" " blood vessels in the placenta." " Meaning?" "One twin gets too much blood, the other too little, endangering both." "I'd expect you to know that, Grey." "You said probably nothing could be done." "TTTS is usually impossible to correct." "unless you are one of a handful of surgeons in the world who knows how to separate fetal blood vessels." "Which, luckily for you, I am." "So we'II get you into surgery tomorrow." "If you have any questions at all, please ask Dr. Grey." "From what I have seen, she is one of the hospital's most popular interns." "I couId've answered your question given a chance." "Chin up." "I'm this tough on everyone, not just the women my husband sleeps with." "Order an ultrasound for her and pre-op labs in..." "Hi." "Can I have the chart for E1 9, please?" "Thank you." "Oh, good, you're here." "Let's get started." "OK." " O'MaIIey." " Yeah?" " You're touching me." " Yeah." "No." "Carmen..." "I want you to listen to me very carefully." "As long as I'm in here, I don't know what's happening out there." "With my doctors." "My patients." "My hospital." "You are my eyes today." "My ears." " I want you to be a sponge." " A sponge?" "You report any and everything happening in this hospital to me." " I'm an investigative sponge." " I'm not fooling around." "There's too much been happening lately under my radar." "It stops today." "[woman on PA] IV nurse, call ICU extension 323 1." "IV nurse, call ICU extension 323 1." "Burke." "You gave Grey to Addison." "Are you sure about that?" "That's not your call, Shepherd." "And for the record, I'm always sure." "Did you need me?" "As the new chief, I'm..." " Interim chief." " "Chief" nonetheless." "Ever attempt a standstill surgery?" "[Derek] It's the location of the aneurysm that makes it tricky." "Your body temperature would be lowered to protect it and stop the heart." "Which stops blood flow to the brain which reduces the risk of rupture." "I'II have 45 minutes to clip the aneurysm." " Before I get the heart started again." " You wanna freeze my body," " drain my blood, and stop my heart?" " And bring you back." " In under 45 minutes?" " [Derek] Right." " If you go over, is it free?" " No." "Dr. Yang, you can go and handle the pre-op labs now." "How much?" "How much does something like this cost?" "[Derek] Don't worry about that right now." "Look, you guys say that you can kill me and bring me back, I believe you." "You're doctors, but I own a bar." "I don't got any insurance so I'm not that concerned about the surgery so much as what I'm gonna do when I survive it." "I need a number." "Ten grand?" "Twenty?" " Thirty?" " It's a couple hundred at Ieast." "At least." "[alex] Who's HaIIoran?" "Patient in 41 1 5." " [woman on PA] Dr. Cole, call the OR." " Red hair?" "Wife knits all the time?" "He had the coIectomy?" "Ah, colon dude." "That's right." "Who's Monterroso?" "4238." "Mom with the really cute kids." "She spiked a post-op fever." "You spent two hours with her." "Hernia chick." "That's right." "You've treated them for a week and you don't know their names?" "In Surgery we don't waste time getting to know the patients." " They're meat, we're butchers." " They're humans." "You do know what a human is, evil Spawn?" "I'm not evil." "unless evil turns you on." "Do you ever wake up, realize nobody likes you, and, I don't know, care?" "Oh. [chuckles] I think somebody likes me." "[Yang] Hey." "What, you don't speak now you're chief?" "Burke!" " What do you want?" " What?" "What do you want?" "You don't want to go out to dinner." "You don't want to meet me in the on-caII room, and you don't want to talk to me." "I couId pretend I know, but I don't have your home phone number." " So tell me, what do you want?" " Don't yell at me." " We're having a conversation." " What do you want?" "I don't know!" "Figure it out." "What's the report?" "No report." "It's very quiet today, sir." "There's no gossip?" "Surgeries I should know about?" " Now come on, what's the buzz?" " You know, not in halls, not in OR." "Not in the stairwells." "especially nothing happening in the, you know..." "They're just stairweIIs." "[alex wolf whistles]" "They told me you were in a nightgown, but I thought I'd come see." "Very nice, huh." "Heard O'MaIIey laid you out cold." "Nice eye." " Whoa, who sent that?" " We all pitched in." "The whole floor." "well, please, tell the whole floor a big thank you." "Yeah, I will." "alex, you gotta get me out of here, man." "Get me transferred to County hospital." "Not County." "Here, they can kill you and bring you back, but at County, they can just kill you." "No joke." "I can't afford this place, man." "I'm gonna lose the bar." " Hey, Joe, how you doing?" " Hey, Scooter." "OK." "That's mine?" " We'II start by saving your life." " The bar is my Iife." "You know that." "You've been at last call every night since you moved here." "I'm gonna have to shut it down or sell it." "You can't do that." "place is an institution." "I've owned the bar across the street for 1 4 years, and I've never been inside this hospital till now." "I'II pay my tab." "That's gotta be good for something." "How much is it?" "close to a grand." "How about I pay, Iike, 60?" "That's good." "And I'II pay you back later." "Hey, champ!" "[PA] Orderly, please report to station three." "Orderly, report to station three." "What does it take to go after another woman's husband?" " Excuse me?" " It happened to me." "Jeff moved in with a Iong-Iegged miniskirt who answers his phones three weeks into my pregnancy." "That gel is really cold." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry about your husband." "Are you sorry about Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd's husband?" "I'm going to be checking a few things today." "I bet she asked to work with you." "It's what I would have done." "I'm gonna go check on your labs." "[steady beeping] [retches]" "[flushing]" "Heya, sunshine." "Deep breath." "Morning sickness must suck." "Just so we're clear, do not breathe a word of what you heard last night to anyone." "Not about me." "Not about Meredith." "Not about Meredith and Dr. McDreamy..." " Hey, Dr. Burke." " Joe." "Um, vital signs stable overnight." "Today's CT shows no re-bIeeding." "The EKG... shows... um, normal sinus rhythm." "No ischemia, no dysrhythmias." "Looking good." "Page me if there are any changes." " [baby waiIs] - [George] Oh, hi, Chief." "No, not much going on." "Other than your interim chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but, hey..." "Sponge duty sucks." " You talking to yourself now?" " Yes." "No!" "Damn it, I'm a bad sponge." "A leaky sponge." "I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets." "I'm a bad liar, can't even lie about talking to myself." "You look nice today." "Wore my new lip gloss 'cause my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like IsabeIIa freakin' RosseIIini, and I'm like... me." "I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here." "How crazy is that?" "Not crazy." "Smart." "You know, gloss, you know, prevents chapped lips and... you..." "Ex-boyfriend?" "I'm an evil mistress." "well, still." "You look nice." "Thanks." "What are you doing here?" "[stutters]" "Come on, O'MaIIey." "Out with it." "OK." "Can you think of any reason, any reason at all, really, why Cristina would be kissing Burke?" "[elevator bell]" "After all this time." "AII your warnings about me sleeping with my boss," " and you're doing the same thing?" " It's not the same." " It's the same..." " You two are in a relationship." "And you and Burke are in?" "switzerland." "It's very neutral there." "And they make very nice watches." "Have you even bothered to tell Burke about the baby?" " Are you going to?" " Look, Meredith, can we not go there?" "Can everyone just accept that I Iike to keep some things to myself?" " I don't discuss everything to death." " well, why even confide in me at all if you're so intent on not discussing it?" "Why even tell me?" "When I found out about the miniskirt, I called her up and took her to lunch." "It was perfectly civil." "I said I didn't hold it against her, that these things happened." "But, really?" "I wanted to put a face on the bitch that got my husband to throw away 1 5 years of marriage." " Got a second?" " Depends on what you need." "Who the hell is Dr. McDreamy?" "Me." "I'm Dr. McDreamy." "I'm tall, handsome." "I lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women." "I'm trying to be a surgeon here!" " That took a Iot of nerve." " She came highly recommended." " Right." " So you don't recommend her?" " I did not say that." " Just not her medical skills." " Dr. Shepherd." " [both] Yes?" "Labs confirm what look like abnormalities on the ultrasound." " I think you should come and see." " Fine." "Let's go." " Meredith." "Meredith..." " Don't." "[PA] Any available IV nurse to OR Two." "Any available IV nurse to OR Two." "well, no report." "You know, same nothing as earlier." "I should go." "Oh, actually there is something, sir." " Burke and Shepherd marking territory?" " No, sir." "It's about Joe." "The bartender." "The standstill patient." "See." "bilateral pleural effusion with evidence of subQ edema." "In english, please?" "We've detected what looks like beginning heart failure in the twins." " Don't be alarmed." " Are my babies gonna be OK?" "I'm going to take you into surgery now." "Book the OR." "Move." "[Joe] tell Pete to wash out the taps every night." "Not every other night." "And remind him that the delivery truck comes at 6:00a.m. Kegs go in the back." "Oh, another thing." "There's petty cash on the top shelf in the storage closet." "We're operating on patients." "That's it." " I know, but..." " I sympathize." "I do." "But solving Joe's finances is not my job, it's not your job, and it's sure as hell not the job I assigned you today." "It seems wrong to cut him open, sew him up, and leave him, left with nothing." "If we can save his life, we'II hardly be leaving him with nothing." "[steady beeping]" "That's as far as I can go for now." "Let's start cooling him." "Can't see much from back here, O'MaIIey." "I know." "I'm trying to find a loophole to help Joe." " [George] You know Joe?" " Oh, yeah." "I was the only female intern my year." "I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe." "He knew me." "Oh." "So, you and Joe?" "AII you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants." "You're nasty." "That's why you got syphilis." "Joe was the first person here to say I'd make a good surgeon." "Not that he knew anything about it." "But it was somethin' when I had nothin'." "Oh, sure." "I'm the guy with the heart of stone and you brought snacks." " It's a working lunch." " Snacks to watch Joe die." "He's not gonna "die" die." "They'II bring him back." "He is going to "die" die." "No "pulse" pulse." "He'II be "dead" dead." "It's a granola bar, alex." "Not a bag of supersize popcorn and a box of chocolate movie mints." "That's it." "Dead!" "Excuse me." "[Addison] JuIie, we're gonna go in IaparoscopicaIIy." "You're not gonna feel anything." "And neither are the twins." "OK, Iet's get going!" "Ten blade." "Begin with a three-miIIimeter incision." " [Burke] We stop the blood flow?" " To protect the brain." "Operate in a bloodless field so the aneurysm won't rupture." " [Burke] And cool the body?" " To induce hypothermia." "Keeps the tissue viable until the blood is restored." "Body temp is at 60 degrees." "OK, Joe." "Time to die." "[whirring]" " [continuous beep]" " FIatIine." " We've got 45 minutes, people." " Start the clock." "Got it." "[chatter]" "[Derek] So what's your "Joe" story?" "Seems like everybody here has one." "You first." "OK." "I went to Joe's place the night before I started working here." "I'd only been in town, you know, a few days." "I met a woman." "I got drunk and she took advantage of me." "Or she got drunk and I took advantage of her." "I got drunk and she took..." "No." "We were drunk." "definitely." "Somebody took advantage." "Either way, I Iook at it as my initiation to seattle." " What about you?" " Oh, I don't have one." "I just wanted to hear yours." "[George] So, technically, the paperwork just needs to be submitted by midnight of the day of the surgery to be considered?" "Oh, good." "well, thank you very much." "Thanks." "How you doing there, Grey?" "Good." "I'm good." "You know, I'm very sweet once you get to know me." " No, you're not." " We could be good friends." " alex." "Never, ever." "Ever." " Why not?" "Give me one reason why we could?" "What about you is even remotely human?" "It's going too slowly." " I hope Joe can pull through this." " He can." "He will." "He has to." "[Derek] Damn it." "I can't get the clamp to hold." "Give me the bipoIars." "I'm gonna go in at a different angle." "Time remaining?" " [Derek] Irrigation, please." " 1 7 minutes." "Shepherd, I need eight minutes to get him back, to warm him up." "Time to make the next 1 7 minutes count." "[Derek] Right there, go in from there." "See it?" "See, that's why we can't do it right there." "[George] He's dead." "technically." "Which is science, and this is a huge thing." "So some research foundation has to be interested." "So, in essence, you want to donate Joe's body to science?" "At least for the next 1 7 minutes." " "privately funded grant."" " For educational purposes." "We're a teaching hospital." "The standstill surgery qualifies." "I didn't peg you for the type to ignore my instructions." "AII due respect, sir, it's worth a shot." "It's someone's life." "It's always someone's life, O'MaIIey." "You're hovering." " You can leave now." " OK." "[grumbIes] [nurse] Eight minutes." "We need to start rewarming, Shepherd." "Take the bipoIars, please." "Thank you." "Shepherd, we need to start warming him up, now!" " Hang on." " Now." "I need it now, Shepherd." "I can't seem to get..." "I just can't get behind the aneurysm." "If I couId get behind the aneurysm, I couId..." "There it is." "Got it." "That's it." " Are you sure?" " I'm always sure." "[Derek] Good work, everybody." "It's all yours there, Chief." "OK, Iet's grab Joe before he decides to go into the light." "Start warming him up." "clamps are coming off." "Turn the pump on." "Watch cerebral perfusion pressures." "Keep M.A.P. at greater than 60, please." "[Richard] I know you're enjoying yourself, Preston." "It's a power kick to be the chief." "You're never more surrounded." "Never more alone." "You're everyone's father, everyone's boss, and no one's friend." "Choices you make." "clean slices and neat stitches." "No emotions, no compromise, no personal life." " But, Richard..." " I just had brain surgery." "I'm surrounded by fruit baskets." "The only people who've been in this room come and kiss my ass." "I gave you a shot for a reason, Preston." "You and I, we're the same." "We put the job first." "That was the single most amazing surgery I have ever witnessed." "You, you killed a man and brought him back to life." "You, Iike, raised the dead." "God, how does that feel?" "Are you rushing?" "Is it..." "Like you wouldn't believe." "Hey, do you still have those reservations?" "'Cause I'm starving." "Cristina, I think there's something we should discuss." "Yeah." "Yeah, there is." "It's pretty clear." "It is?" "We've been fooling ourselves to think that we can continue without consequences." "Consequences..." "We have careers to think about." "Reputations." "We both put the job first." "You are very focused." "I respect that." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "[PA] Any available IV nurse to OR two." "Oh, you're ending this?" "I think it's best to make a clean break." "OK." "Before it gets too involved." "Before it gets..." "Messy." "Right, right." "That would be bad." "It's nothing personal." "Get in here, O'MaIIey." "OK." "I tried." "I really tried." "But there's a Iot of stuff happening out there." "Stuff I can't tell you." "Stuff I won't tell you." "Crazy stuff." "Stuff I'm gonna have nightmares about." "But I'm not gonna tell you about any of it." "Because it doesn't matter." "Not when there's a guy who we all know and love who's gonna be bankrupt because he needed a surgery to save his life." " I spent the whole day on it." " O'MaIIey..." "Let me finish." "You're wrong, sir." "Now you can fire me, or bring me up on disciplinary action or whatever." "I'm telling you, Joe deserves..." "Deserves our help." "CouIdn't help yourself, could you?" "Whether or not it'd win you any points, even from me." "I signed your request." "Give it to Patricia, she'II know what to do." " Joe may keep his bar after all." " Thank you, sir." " O'MaIIey!" " Yes?" "yell at me again, and I'II snap you Iike a twig." "Yes, sir." "See?" "Just a small scar." "And my babies?" "[PA] Dr. Cole, call the OR." "Your babies are doing very well." "And Dr. Grey will be back to check on you a little bit later." "I'd prefer it if Dr. Grey were taken off the case." "Why, is there a problem?" "Just reminds me of someone I don't like." "Someone my husband likes a Iot." "particularly in lingerie." "You understand." "No, no, I don't understand." "well, she's sleeping with your husband, right?" "Ms. philips, I lack Dr. Grey's class and patience so, Iet me set the record straight." "My husband didn't cheat on me, I cheated on him." "So the wronged woman here, Dr. Grey." "So, I think you owe her one hell of an apology." "One night I parked my car," "I unlock my front door, go inside my house, and something's different." "Nothing's different, everything's the same but yet, still, something's different." "And I stand there for a while." "And then I know." "See, there are moments for me, you know, usually when I'm in the OR, when I just know what's gonna happen next." "So I go upstairs." "As I walk down the hall, I try to prepare myself for what I'm gonna see when I go into my bedroom." "I step on a man's jacket that doesn't belong to me." "And everything I think I know... just shifts." "Because the jacket that doesn't belong to me is a jacket that I recognize." "And what I know now is that when I go into my bedroom," "I'm not just gonna see that my wife is cheating on me." "I'm gonna see that my wife is cheating on me with Mark, who happened to be my best friend." "It's just so pedestrian, common and dirty, and cruel." "mostly just cruel." "I Ieft." "Came out here." " And you met me." " And I met you." "well, what was I to you?" "The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?" "You were like coming up for fresh air." "It's like I was drowning and you saved me." "That's all I know." "It's not enough." "[# Joe Purdy:" "The City]" "[Meredith] They say practice makes perfect." "[engine]" "Theory is, the more you think like a surgeon the more you become one." "The better you get at remaining neutral, clinical." "Cut, suture, close." "And the harder it becomes to turn it off..." "Thought I might see your ugly mug in here tonight." "Did you hear the good news?" "...to stop thinking like a surgeon." "[alex] O'MaIIey!" "I heard what you did, champ." "[Meredith] And remember what it means to think like a human being." "The clinic has a policy." "They wouldn't let me confirm my appointment unless I designated an emergency contact person." "Someone to be there, just in case, and to help me home, you know, after." "Anyway, I put your name down." "That's why I told you I'm pregnant." "You're my "person."" "I am?" "Yeah, you are." "Whatever." "Whatever." "He dumped me." "You realize this constitutes hugging?" "Shut up." "I'm your "person.""
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"Would you still love me if I couldn't pay for dinner?" "Possibly." "Flaughsl" "Yeah." "What do we do?" "I'm thinking." "[laughs] We, we could have a big row." "And... and throw some shit." "They might kick us out." "Uh, been done, and it would draw too much attention." "Wh..." "What are you doing?" "I'm taking my shoes off." "Mm." "[laughs] I'm going to leave first, and then when the time is right, like when the maTtre d's not, um, looking... you meet me down the street." "[quiet laugh]" "Flaughsl" "[chuckles quietly]" "[quietly clears throat]" "Uh, excuse me, sir?" "[I up-tempo music]" "Hey, run!" "Run, run, run!" "[shrieks] Fucker!" "[laughing]" "[grunts] [woman laughing]" "_ [man panting] " Baby!" "Are you OK?" "Oh, I'm dying." "[groans] [laughing]" "That was so epic!" "[both laughing]" "Well, did we lose him?" "I don't know." "Uaughs, pants]" "Really, did they even chase us?" "[laughing]" " Hey." "' [Whispers] What?" "Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look." "Look at them." "[man] This is pretty good, isn't it?" "Yeah, it is." "H9)'" "What?" "There's only one heart in this body." "Have mercy on me." "Shut up." "[I slow ballad playing]" "[slurps]" "What the fuck are we listening to?" "The soundtrack of my life." "That's nice." "Can we change it before I dive off a bridge?" "Oh, there's something you would rather listen to?" "I don't care, just something that doesn't make me want to kill myself?" " It's just a song, Conor." " Come on, change it." " Coffee?" " Eh, I'm good with that." " Thankyou." "Gmm." "You know, you're developing a real talent for being an asshole." "Well, when you grow up, you can too." "[mock chuckle]" " What are you all pissy about?" " [groans]" "There is the compassion I've been looking for." "That's what I'm here for." "[ballad continues]" "Seriously, Alexis?" "What?" " It's not funny." "It's not funny." " [Alexis] It's kind of funny." " [laughs]" " Change it?" "No." "Change it." "[music stops]" "Whoa!" "That was yours, just so you know." "Oh, pull your head out of your ass, man." "Blow me." "[chuckles]" "I'm gonna go take a stroll." "All right." "Hey, be careful." "It's a dangerous world out there." "Apparently." "Love you." "[couple chatting indistinctly]" "[door creaks open] [door closes]" "Hey, Ralph." "[exhales] [whispers] What time is it?" "6:30." "Mm." "You get outside today?" "You eat something, or...?" "Mm-mm." "[exhales]" "You OK?" "[exhales]" "I swear, I forgot how to fall asleep last night." "[kisses] [kiss]" "Don't, Conor." "[exhales]" "I had a dream you were having an affair." "How'd you find out?" "It's the fourth one I've had this month." "Who am I having the affair with?" "Some vague girl with dark hair." " Maybe it's you in a wig." " It's not." "Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it, all right?" "You want to order some food or something before I have to go back?" "Maybe you should." "Yeah, I, I'm gonna." "You should have an affair." "I... don't know what you're talking about." "What are you talking about?" "Things haven't been very chipper around here." "Come on." "Come on, we're getting by." "How long are you gonna keep pretending?" "[laughs] Seriously, I don't know how we got from food to this, but..." "OK, just listen to me for one second." "I don't... no, I don't want to listen to you for a second." "It might be a good thing." "It would clear the air." "It would definitely shake things up between us." "I don't know what planet you're on, but on this planet, fucking around is fucking around, and it's not usually the best way to smooth things over." "Fine." "[phone ringing]" "Are you gonna get that?" " You get it if you want." " I don't want to get it." "Well, it's probably your dad again." "[ringing continues]" "Is that what you want?" "What?" "To go fuck around..." "is that what you want?" "I don't know what I want." "Seriously?" "Is it what you want?" "No." "Are we really doing this badly?" "Conor, it's been an impossible fucking year, so please don't ask a stupid question like that." "[exhales]" "[I rock music blaring]" "[rock music continues]" "[rock music blasting] [turns volume down]" " HGY" " HGY" "So, uh... what's the paper saying today?" "Oh, apparently, we're all gonna die of something." "9h, yeah?" "Yeah, I heard about that." "I can't keep up with all this shit." "You know, the ice caps keep melting, something else exploded in Afghanistan," "Democrats are bunch of pussies, flu pandemics, de Kooning's at the MoMA, supposedly lime green is the hot color for summer, and the stupid Yankees lost again." "I feel like my head's gonna burst." "Well, you should try reading without the music on, or the TV." "Or both." "Can't stand the silence." "I got you a latte." "Thank you." "I think my memory may be evaporating." "Yeah." "They were all out of bran muffins, so I got you blueberry." "I hate blueberries." "You're in good spirits." "I'm all I can offer." "What are you doing here, anyway?" "Well, you called, like, ten times, so..." "I don't know, you said you wanted to talk about something." "See?" "Told you." "It's evaporating." "Time's rubbing me out." "[chuckles] Where's Fernanda?" "Who?" "The obnoxious Spanish woman you married." "She wanted a change of scenery." "[stammer, sighs] Wow." "I don't like to get emotional about these things." "It helps me stay objective." "I do better on my own, anyway." "OK." "Why am I here, then?" "Oh." "Yeah." "I need..." "I need a manager to run the place." "No!" "No!" "Aw, come on, now, let, let me finish." " I like my place." "We do just fine." " You're better than that." "I don't really want to have this conversation right now." "I didn't furnish you with a six-figure education just so you could run some pop stand." "This is a real restaurant, Conor." "I don't want your help." "Just trying to give you a hand up, you Wozzeck." "W..." "Well... since you put it that way..." "Fuck off." "Hey, El." "I got Chinese food." "Eleanor?" "[phone rings]" "Hello?" "[clears throat softly]" "Excuse me?" "I'm looking for my wife." "Her name is Eleanor Ludlow." "[nurse tapping computer keys]" "Room 2012, second floor." "Elevator's around the corner." " This way?" " Uh-huh." " The stairs are faster." " Thank you." "[monitor beeping]" "What the hell were you doing, El?" "[sighs]" "I can't stand this silence anymore, so if you would just say something?" "Anything?" "I can't do this anymore." "Can't do what?" "I'm not going back to that apartment ever." "OK." "Some days everything seems fine, but then I hit the afternoon, and it all goes to shit." "I know." "I mean, I don't know, but..." "We can get out of here." "We can go wherever you want." "I think we should take a break." "What?" "No." "I'm so sorry, but no fuckin' way." " Conor." "Conor." " No fuckin' way." "Please, El?" "Please?" "Do not pick up and bail on me?" "[sighs] You're the star of my life story." "Please be cool about this." "[exhales] Be cool?" "How do you expect me to react?" ""Gee, El, that sounds dandy."" ""Yeah, yeah, let's call it quits." "That, that sounds... reasonable, in terms of the last seven years of my life."" "I need to start from scratch." "Alone." "Just try some other version of myself." "There's no "scratch," Eleanor." "Maybe, but that's what I want." "What if what you want is wrong?" "Where have you been, Conor, for the last six months?" "Why does it feel like I've had to go through all this on my own?" "I don't know." "I don't know, 'cause I've been here with you." "Please, just let me go." "You don't understand." "Just"" "[sighs] Just let me disappear for a while." "Baby... just tell me what to do." "You'll figure it out." "[knocking on door]" "Hello?" "Hey." "I'm looking for Conor and Eleanor Ludlow." "Yeah." "Conor." "You think if I fall to my knees, everything will be all right?" "Well, no." "I mean, losing a child's not an easy thing to explain." "What the fuck do I have to explain?" "Nothing." "You..." "Nothing." "You don't have to explain anything." "I..." "ljust, I wanted you to have this." "Do you know how many of you assholes we've had to deal with in the last couple of months?" "Um... no, I don't." "I'd appreciate it if you'd get away from my door now." "That's brutal." "Yeah, that is, uh... that is brutal, man." "Maybe she wants you to go after her." "No." "She doesn't." "Maybe wait a couple of days, then go after her?" "Stu, don't." "Well, I guess... it was gonna happen..." "sooner or later." " Shut the fuck up." " OK, I'm sorry," "I don't know what to say." "What am I supposed to say?" "You don't have to say anything." "Just... just shut up, drink and... talk about the weather." "[Alexis] Hey, uh, the dude at table two says he's gonna kick your ass if he doesn't get his chicken satay soon." "Well, he can suck my balls." "Well, maybe you should tell him that yourself." " Table two?" " Mm-hmm." "I'll deal With it." "Hey, we're out of beer." "What?" "How can we be out of beer?" "We got two boxes back there." "Go and check..." "You don't throw shit in my place, man." " What's your problem?" " Where's our fucking food, man?" " Listen, don't threaten my chef." " [woman] OK, calm down." "Don't tell me to fucking calm down." "Hey!" "If you threaten my chef again, I will dropkick you out of the fucking door." " Are you fucking kidding me?" " [woman] Hey, come on!" "[indistinct shouts]" "[Stuart] Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "You are gonna pay." " Conor, Conor, buddy, you all right?" " Get the fuck out!" " Fuck you!" " Yeah, fuck you, man!" "Nice comeback." "Very nice." "Get out of here." "You, too." "Get out." "You forget your stupid sunglasses, too?" "Fuckhead?" "Maybe we should consider hiring a bouncer." "Can't afford a bouncer." "It's all right." "Cops were good publicity." "Yeah, and there were, like, 4O bystanders out there." "Well, I appreciate the optimism, guys." "Sometimes the worst actions produce the, uh, best results." "Sometimes they don't, Stu." "Oh, my God, you guys sound like my grandparents." "Wait, do you want a Advil or something?" "No, no, I'm good, thank you." "And you know, you don't have to keep up the bogus compassion." " It's all right." " That's a bit aggressive." "Well, did you notjust see what went down?" " Yeah." " I'm kind of in a shitty mood." "Oh, well, we're adapting." "You know what, you guys should go home." " I got this." " Sure?" "Yeah, you should go." " You got your stuff?" " Uh, yeah." " My bag's back there." " Your bag..." "Uh... yep." " You sure?" "I'm going..." " All right, let's go." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Have a good night." " Good night." " You sure you're all right?" "I'm good." "Thanks for being a tough guy." "[door creaks]" "[woman recorded] You have reached a number that is no longer in service." " Please check the number..." " [sighs] Shit." "...and try your call again." "Thank you." "[Mary] Hello?" "' Mary?" "' Yes?" "It's Conor." "Is El there?" "[hangs UP]" "Hello..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "[sighs softly]" "[door creaks]" "[panfing]" "H9)'" "I thought I could, um..." "I thought I could stay here for a little bit." "Hi, Ralph." "You know where the guest bedroom is." "Yup." "There's towels in the closet in the hallway." "Not much in the fridge." "Got some Cheerios." "That's fine with me..." "I can..." "I can go get some stuff." "That's easy." "Well, I got to get to the restaurant." " OK." " Good night." "Night." "I have no clue where she's going." "She turns off her cell phone, and like that, she's vanished." "And... does that make sense to you?" " No comment." " Come on, knock it off." "No, no, you know, whatever..." "what do you call it," "I plead the Fifth." "Like, I tried to be helpful, I pretended, but it didn't work out, so I'm not gonna do that." "All right, look, I realize that I've been a little... off-balance lately, but I think with hindsight," "I'm learning to deal with it better." "A couple of weeks counts as hindsight?" "Fuckin' A, Stu." "I got nothing for you." "Come on, come on." "Look, I, I'm just asking you a simple question." "You don't have to candy-coat it like you're gonna hurt my feelings, but... did you see this coming?" "Look, with the exception of my dog, I haven't slept next to the same person for more than two or three days in a row, so I don't know what I'm gonna say that's gonna be relevant to your situation." "I opened a restaurant for you, asshole." "No, you opened a restaurant for you, asshole." "And according to the Village Voice, it's "a bar with uninspired food."" "Whatever." "I fight for its life for you." "And by the way, I'm incurring the cost of an extra waitress because, I quote," ""She looked at me the right way."" "And I thank you for that." " Has it happened yet?" " It's..." " It's gonna, yeah." " Whatever." "Look, I'm not looking for some psychoanalytical," "New-Agey bull." "I..." "I'm simply asking for my best friend's opinion, even it is an uninformed piece of crap." "OK." ""We are young."" "Uh-huh." ""Heartache to heartache, we stand." "No promises, no demands." "Love is a battlefield." Pat Benatar." "You're a fucking idiot." "Look, I feel like I walk on eggshells around you." "You know?" "Uh..." "I tried to talk to you about this for months..." "I'm not talking about that." "This is what I'm talking about, man." "I don't know how to be your friend anymore." "You know, you're no fucking picnic." "So I'm just gonna..." "I'm just gonna sit." "I'm just gonna sit here." "I'm just gonna be here." "And I'm not gonna say a thing." "I'm sorry." "OK." " But I'm asking you now." " [sighs]" "Uh... [sighs]" "You guys not making it makes sense to me." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "When someone flirts with extinction I think they got to do" "whatever they got to do in order to... get their life in order." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "[sighs]" "Look, I saw her the other day." " You what?" " I saw her." " Where?" " Astor Place." " Did you... did you talk to her?" " No." " You didn't talk to her?" " No." "No." "She, she was, uh, she was far away." "She was walking away." "She was going to class or something." "Class?" "Yeah." "She had her book bags with her or something." " She was going to class." " What school?" "Like NYU or Cooper Union or..." " I don't know!" " The New School?" "I don't know." "It's not hard to find out." " Why didn't you tell me?" " I just did." "What are you guys talking about?" " You." " Oh..." "[I low-tempo music]" "[I music playing over stereo from other room]" "[sighs]" "[music blaring]" "H9)'- [turns volume down]" "OK?" " [rain falling]" " Um..." "I'm not here to approve... or disapprove... just so you know." "Hm?" "Your mother always gave me crap for never stepping up to the plate." "Uh..." "OK." "What?" "She said I never stepped up." "Uh, I'm sorry, what does that have to do with anything?" "Well... you're a bit like me." "No, I'm not." "No, I'm fucking not." "I stepped UP" "OK." "So what else?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "We don't have to keep talking." "Yeah, but you're the one who came into the room." "Yeah, to turn down your stupid music." "Oh." "Every day..." "I do one thing that makes me happy." "All right?" "One thing..." "and that is I... listen to my stupid music while reading the stupid paper." "And that's the best way I've found to deal with myself." "SO just back to the... guest room and count the fuckin' raindrops." ""Count the fuckin' raindrops"?" "[groans]" "I was never very good at this kind of thing." " [sets glass down hard] - [rainfall continues]" "OK." "It isn't yourjob to investigate the expansive memory that's called "the past"" "and judge what is right and what is..." "Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?" "You shouldn't be interested in regretting things." "I'm not." "[turns volume up]" "[ringtone playing]" "Hey, Stu, what's up?" "[whispering] I'm looking at her right now." "Wait, wait, wait, I can't hear you, man." "I'm looking at her right now." "Stu, I can't understand a word you're saying." "I'm looking at your wife." "She's ordering food." "Where are you?" "The Smile." "Conor?" "Conor?" "[panfing]" "Hey, hey." "Where is she?" "She left." "What do you mean, she left?" "Exactly what it sounds like:" "shelefi." "Why didn't you follow her?" "I'm not a creep." "I'm not gonna follow her." "[panfing]" "[low, indistinct chatter]" "[indistinct chatter]" "Let's do this." "[professor] Most people could probably provide an intuitive answer to this question." "At the bottom, the sense of self corresponds to that experience of ownership and impenetrability of one's thoughts, of... one's internal dialogues, of one's affective states... that many, but not all," " of us have from infancy." " [Conor whispers] Hey." "Can I borrow a piece of paper and a pen?" "[professor] ...solitude is held as constituting..." "Please." "[professor] ...our sense of personal uniqueness of identification," " Thanks." " Of demarcation from others." " And... the pen?" "[professor] And it's perhaps that very same..." "I'll give it back." "...solitude that..." "Descartes had in mind when he redefined the concepts of subject and subjectivity." "You know, ultimately, being oneself means that the faculty of knowing... the faculty of knowing lies within the subject... in his head, and... the subject has such a status by dint of being enclosed within himself," "separate and..." "[Conor whispers] Hi again." "Would you mind passing this to the girl with the red hair?" "Come on, please?" "[professor] ...we say, "What's got into you?"" "to express surprise..." "Thanks a lot." "Don't forget your pen." "[professor] ...disapproval of unexpected and bizarre behavior." "[professor] And again... [chuckles] doesn't common sense..." " Red hair." "Thank you." " ...tell us that strange behavior is signaled by tapping one's forehead with one's forefinger." "Boy, I'm learning something." "[students chuckling]" "So, "Why the Mind ls in the Head" is the title of one of the lectures delivered at the 1951, um, symposium." "But, um... [whispers] Hey." "...one of the most authoritative voices in this chorus is Ken Bergens, who asked the question:" "Can we compellingly reinscribe what it is to be... [paper crinkling] [professor] ...the individualist premise and toward the relational..." "Hey!" " Hey, Rigby." " What the fuck are you doing?" "What?" "Come on, I..." "I barely got a chance to respond before you went AWOL." " What did I ask you, Conor?" " Just give me a second to talk." " What the fuck did I ask you!" " Just give me a goddamn second!" "I gave you plenty of seconds!" "Do me a favor, leave me the fuck alone!" "[panting] Fine." "Fine, you do what you got to do." "You just keep fuckin' walking..." "Conor?" "Oh, shit!" " Conor?" " [man] ls he all right?" "Well, that was exciting." "Yeah, it was awesome." "So you're back in school?" "I'm taking some classes." "I almost didn't recognize you." "What do you mean?" "[sighs]" "Just your hair." "Oh." "It's really pretty." "Where are you living?" "None of your business." "[sighs]" "So, is that what you so desperately needed to talk to me about?" "No." "What is it, then?" "I was gonna say something really good." "It would've solved all our problems and made everything all better." "I just forgot what it was." "That's too bad." "I know." "I'm gonna go." "Well, hey..." "I just want..." "I just want some time to talk it out, El." "Then you can disappear off to wherever it is you disappear to." "You ready, sir?" "[exhales] Yeah." "Yeah, I was born ready." "All right." "Nice and easy." "There you go." "Watch your step." "[groans]" "See you around." " All right, watch your head coming up." " You got him?" " I got him." " [Conor groans]" "Now, take it easy." "Strap in for me." "OK." "[exhales]" "May I keep stalking you?" "Good-bye, Conor." "[siren chirps]" "Look, just tell me how long... [sighs] All right." "Look, I'll call you tomorrow, and we'll... talk through the..." "logistics." "Yeah." "No." "No, that's it." "All right, thank you." "Sure." "[exhales]" "Unreal." " You have fun?" "Shall we...?" " Yeah." " Say good night." " Good night." "Well, it's been real, everybody." " [Alexis] No, it hasn't." " Hey." "Goddamn it." "Slow night?" "Couple of people came in to use the bathroom." " How we doing?" " Well, aside from being an endangered species, not so good." "Can you translate that for me, please?" "Friday night, it's the only night we're making any money." "I..." "I have missed some bills, and... we can't cover the overhead." "I see." "Yeah." "You got a plan B?" " Burger King?" " [Conor chuckling]" "Seriously." "Come on, I want to show you something." " This is the spreadsheet from..." " No, no, I can't." "Um..." "[Conor whispers] Oh." "Oh." "You got protection?" " Shh..." " Viagra?" " Please be quiet." " You want me to hold your hand?" " Shut your mouth." "Shut up." " Want me to watch?" "Dude, I'm being serious." "Shut up." " Don't..." " You got it." "Anytime." "You're ruining it." "Can you just shut up?" " [Conor] It's cool." " I believe." " In what?" " A higher power." "Can you hear it?" "Not right now." " [woman] Later." " [Stuart] Bye." " [Alexis] Bye." " [Conor] You guys have fun." "[door opens] [door closes]" "You know, I got a plan B." "9h, yeah?" "You know what, you can..." "you can get out of here." "I was thinking about getting my real estate license." " What?" " Mm-hmm." "[chuckles] Why would, uh..." "Why would you do something like that?" "Uh, 'cause it seems more impressive than pouring drinks." "Does it?" "All right." "What happened to your life in the arts?" "Oh, that'll probably phase in to a... the Sunday afternoon hobby kind of thing." "YOU?" "Plus, I think it's kind of indecent to have things so worked out that they wind up exactly like you thought they would." "Oh." "Are you gonna be OK?" "[sighs]" "Probably." "We live in a world full of probablys." "Well..." "I'm a decent listener... if you ever want to talk about, you know... whatever." "Talking about whatever's overrated." "I preferjust to, you know, let things stew inside of me, then have a violent out..." "What'd you do that for?" "It just seemed like the next interesting thing to do." "I'm, I'm kind of married." "Yeah?" "I don't mind." "I kind of do." "Uh, there's nobody looking." "You know, in... in another life, I..." "[Conor] Mm." "We shouldn't do this." "When's the last time that you got laid properly?" "Flaughsl" "Oh, fuck, I can already taste the regret." "Well, stop thinking, because it's not healthy for you." " Alexis?" " Yes?" "Tomorrow's gonna be awkward." "Probably." "[bottle clatters]" "H9)'" "Hi." "What are you doing in here?" "I was just checking on things." "Yeah?" "I was about to feed him." "Oh, fuck." "You're not supposed to give up on me this easily." "Got him for Cody." "Yeah, I know that." "Thanks." "[sighs]" "What was a two-month-old baby supposed to do with a fuckin' fish anyway?" "You look like shit." "Thanks." "So... what do you want to do with him?" "Is there something wrong with you?" "Most likely." "Why do you ask?" "Just... all the reflective talk the other night, it was, uh, just a tad weird." "I suppose I hit the sauce a little too hard." "You're not dying or something, are you?" "Not that I know of." "Although I did forget my name the other day." "Yeah?" "I was at Starbucks ordering a coffee, and the guy behind the counter..." "said, "What's your name, sir?"" "and..." "ljust got... stuck in a blank." "No idea who I was for a good minute, until, uh, in the end, I just had to walk out." "I'm sure that happens to a lot of people." "On the road to senior citizenship." "[chuckles]" "Yeah." "Yeah, you are." "On a clear day, I can see the end of my life staring me in the face." "You know, it's fucking bizarre, one day, you turn the corner of your street and everything's changed, but you never saw it happening." "It's like it's all been sucked up into some kind of... cosmic vacuum cleaner." "You're the same age now as I was when you were born." "Now, that's freakin' absurd." "Where are you going with this?" "I'm not going anywhere with it." "My slut of a wife left me gathering dust on the couch, and now the only thing left to do is nothing." "Well, that's what you get for marrying a woman half your age." "Aw, fuck you." "Fuck you, man." "Fuck you." "Seriously, don't lay this "owner of a lonely heart" bullshit on me." "L... [sighs] [chuckles] I watched this happen." "She was just one in a long line of arm candy I watched you fuckin' plow through in the last, what, 17 years?" "17 years since you got tired of my mother, so, please..." "It was, uh, it was pretty inevitable you were gonna age out of it." "Do you think I enjoy feeling like an asshole?" "Yeah, it kind of seems like it." "You know, I was warming up to try and tell you something nice." "Yeah?" "Go ahead." "We all know a little something about sadness." "Or whatever you want to call it." "Yeah, well, I want to know a little less about it." "Anyway, how's that supposed to be nice?" "Have you talked to her at all?" " Shall we do this?" " Yeah." "Want to say a couple of words for closure's sake?" "Does that ever really close anything?" "No." "Bye, Ralph." "[I low-tempo music]" "[knocking on door]" "Oh." "[whispers] What the...?" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't expecting you." "No,no,no." "No, I wasn't... wasn't expecting me, either, so..." " Hi." " Hey." "[sighs]" "Is she here?" "No." "Is, is she living here?" "Do you want to come in for a second?" "Would that be all right?" "Yeah." "Come in." "OK." "Thanks, Mary." "Are you sure you don't want a glass of wine?" " No?" " No." "[chuckles quietly]" "I probably shouldn't get started." "[chuckles]" "I started already. [laughs]" "Can I ask how she's doing?" "I don't know, to be completely honest." "As good as she can be." "Do I seem like a different person to you?" "Do you feel like a different person?" "Yeah, kind of." "You look the same to me." "You know I didn't like you when Eleanor first brought you out here for dinner." "[laughs softly]" "However long ago it was." "How long ago was it?" "Seven years." "[gasps] Seven years?" "Yeah." "You sat there in the exact same spot seven years ago, with a glass of water because you were afraid to have a drink in front of me." "This obnoxiously perfect kid who walked off with my daughter's attention." "[laughs softly]" "You grew on me, though." "Oh, well." "Flaughsl" "It's true." "Look,L"" "I don't want to interfere with your life, or whatever she has to do, but I can't..." "I can'tjust chalk this up to destiny." "I walked on with my life because... moving forward was, was the only way to go." "I guess people grieve differently." "I wish there was some appropriate, articulate thing to say, but..." "I just wanted the mundane daily bullshit back." "I think Eleanor wanted something else." "And I think that, um there was nothing appropriate about any of this." " [Stuart] I don't get it, man." " What don't you get?" "Well, your... your dad is, like, the, like, a culinary maverick." "He's, like, the Mick Jagger of the restaurant game." "All you got to do is make one phone call and it saves our asses, but instead, you want us to drown, like 90 percent of the other restaurants in the city." " I don't get it." " Stu, Stu..." " Well, I..." "What did he do?" " What do you mean, "What did he do?"" "Your dad, what did he do?" "I mean, at least take a page out of his book." " What did he do?" " He married my mom." " What does that mean?" " That means he married my mom." "She gave him all the money her family left her, and he opened the restaurant, it was a big success, and then he dropped her like a bad habit." "So, you know what?" "Why don't you go and find yourself some lonely, loaded old lady" " and then we can take it from there." " Well..." "You know what, I'd rather fail catastrophically than, you know, give him the satisfaction of thinking he handed me my life on a platter." "That is the stupidest thing in the history" " of stupid things to say." " Whoa." "Why is that stupid?" "Why is that stupid?" "You know what's stupid?" "You think I'm gonna call my dad, and he's gonna go, like, "Hey, son, yeah." "Why don't you come and bring your friends, and they can work here, too."" " Yeah." " It's not a fuckin' slumber party." "No, it's not a slumber..." "It's a job." " Stu, as decent a cook as you are..." " I'm a chef." "All right, chef, you don't exactly cut it in those kitchens." "Oh, relax." "You don't want to have this conversation." " Let's talk about it." " You don't want this conversation." "When's the last time you julienned a carrot?" " You really want to have" " Seriously." " This conversation?" "You really" " When's the last time" " want to have this conversation?" " you cooked an egg" " You really want to have - and you didn't blanch the yolk?" "You know, in those kinds of kitchens, in that world this conversation?" "I've been pulling my weight fine." " ...you would be a busboy." " You're the one..." " You fuckhead." "Fucking failure." " Yeah, no." "I'm telling you, man." "You know what, those stupid glasses out there" " need picking up." " Fuck you." "You like that?" " Fucking asshole." " Wait, whoa!" "You hit me with fucking kale?" "That all you got?" "Come on." "Oh, God!" "Jesus." "Ow!" "Ow, ow!" "[grunting]" "Roll!" "OK, OK, yeah, yeah." "This is what you want?" "[Conor and Stuart grunting]" "Is that a joke?" "No, I think they're really going at it." "We're not quite open yet." "Are you all right?" "[panfing]" "I was third in my class." "The New York Academy of Culinary Arts, you fuckhead." "I know that, asshole." "[continues panting] [quietly] Call me "chef."" "H9)'" "I love our little set-up here." "I do." "Just, the lease has gotten prohibitively expensive, and unless you want to camp out in the kitchen... [continues panting]" "OK." "I'll..." "I'll bring the sleeping bags." "It's just... time to let go." "Time to grow up." "I am grown up." "Iam." "Fine." "When do we call it quits?" "End of next week." "[sighs]" "Can we have one last banger before we... close shop?" "Yeah." "Can we abuse some heavy narcotics?" "Whatever tickles your thing." "Good." "I'm sorry." "Blow me." "OK." "[groans]" "[Eleanor] Yeah, it's amazing." "So you're well?" "I'm OK." " Good." " Yeah." "I'm just painting, and..." "here, and... you know," " that same stuff." " Hey, hey, hey." "Sorry." "[chuckles, mumbles]" "Holy Shatner." "Nice to see you, too, Stuart." "Well, this is nice." "Like old times, reconnecting and all." " I'm gonna go to the kitchen." " Yeah." "I will join you." " Shirley Temple?" " Please." "What do I owe you?" "Your money's no good here." "You know that." "OK." "Business is good?" "It's great." "We're closing." " I'm sorry." " Yeah." "Yeah, me, too." "So, what's next?" "I don't know." "I, I thought I might..." "develop some interests in things that people actually take an interest in." "You gonna work with your dad?" "Hmm?" "[laughs softly]" "You know, before you, I had no idea who I was." "Then when we were together, I thought I had it all figured out." "Now I'm just back to wondering again." "Well, when you figure it out, tell me how, OK?" "OK." "Let's get out of here." " What?" " Let's go." " Right now?" " Yeah." "That's the idea." "Uh..." "I don't believe in wasting time." "OK." "Yeah, uh..." "Don't forget to fill it up before you drop it off." "You got it." "[music playing]" "[changes radio station] [music playing] [changes station] [man on radio] ...thunderstorms moving in this evening." "Heavy rain expected across the tristate... [changes to music station] [turns up volume, music blaring]" " [music stops]" " That..." " What are you doing?" " Do you... want to listen to that?" "Yeah." "Suck it up, Ludlow." "[music resumes]" "[music no longer playing]" "Is it gonna rain?" "[groans]" "Fuck me!" "[groans, sighs]" "Of course we get the car with the retarded wipers." "We could just wait it out." "What are we doing here?" "You tell me." "You're the one who said that we needed to talk." "You stalked me, you went to my parents' house." "What are we doing here?" "Just recently, like an hour ago, you walked into my bar and you suggested we drive aimlessly into the perfect fucking storm here." "This is funny." "Yeah." "[chuckling] Yeah, it's fuckin' hilarious." "[laughing]" "You know, for a while there, I thought we'd actually pieced together a pretty decent life." "I have to move everything out of the apartment next week." "Do you want me to keep anything for you?" "Where will you move to?" "I don't know." "I could stay with my dad for a little while, till I get things figured out." "How is he?" "Oh..." "I'm pretty certain he's losing his mind." "Fernanda left him." " Oh." " Yeah." "He's getting all talkative." "Waxing philosophical." "Same shit he pulls every time he's between significant others." "I think it's probably more than that." "[sighs] Yeah, maybe." "At least you guys are talking." "[chuckles wryly] Yeah." "What'd you tell your parents about us?" "What would I say?" "That we're fabulous." "[thunder rumbling]" "I feel like we're living some dreadful disaster clich?" "." "We are." "Flaughsl" "You're sopping wet!" "Oh, you noticed?" "Thank you." "[laughing]" "[car passing by]" "Wait..." " No, no, no, no." " No, wait, wait." " Shh, shh, shh." " Just a second, wait." "[whispers] Uh, shit." "I slept with someone else." "[whispers] I'm sorry." "It doesn't matter." "What do you mean, it doesn't matter?" "Get off me." " Don't..." "El, come on." " Get off." "What do you mean, it doesn't matter?" "Get over yourself, Conor." " You don't care?" " No." "That's bullshit." "I know you care." "El, you're supposed to say, "What the fuck are you thinking, Conor?"" "You're supposed to say, "You're a selfish piece of shit."" "No." "We're past that." "And you just said it for me." "Come on, let's go back to the city." "[thunder rumbling]" "I'm gonna get out of here." "[I low-tempo music]" "Hey,Phoebe." " Hey, how are you?" " Hey, how are you?" "Good." "Your hair got long." " Not really." " Yeah." "He's in his spot." "[sighs]" "[sighs]" "You could make this place your own, if you want." "Do what you like with it." "Seriously, I..." "I'm done." "Used to be pretty cool, once upon a time." "Some of the same faces still show up, except more wrinkled." "Some of them less so." "[chuckles]" "The Stones were in last week, after playing the Garden, but... mostly people are just fading away." "I've been doing this way too long." "I think you done pretty good." "Yeah, well, complacency scares the shit out of me." " Yeah?" " Mm-hmm." "Then how's this?" "I, uh, forfeited the loan the bank gave me," "I'm losing the lease on my bar..." "Eleanor's gone..." "with the fucking wind." "I'm 33 years old, and my life's a fucking boat wreck." "I'm in my 60s." "I lost a grandson this year that I'm basically forbidden to talk about, my third wife just walked out on me, and I come here every afternoon to this restaurant named after your mother." "It's time to shoot the crow." "Where are you gonna go?" "You gonna fly off to Never-Never Land?" "Become a Buddhist?" "[laughs softly]" "Tell you what, you can return and enlighten us all." "Oh, fuck enlightenment." "I'm hoping to figure out some way of dealing with reality." "[laughs softly]" "What are you doing here, anyway?" "I was..." "I was just in the neighborhood." ""Just in the neighborhood."" "What is it?" "Do you ever wonder why we fall in love with a specific person?" "Not really." "I think to myself, "Something's wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is."" "[scoffs]" "There's always one that haunts us." "So give her time." "It's the right thing to do, given the circumstances." "Circumstances suck." "Yeah." "I really forbid you from talking about him?" "Uh-huh." "What the fuck are you gonna say to me?" "Ever since he..." "Ever since what happened happened, any thought or, or memory of him has been something just to run my mind as far as fuck away from as I can get, and... [stammers, sighs]" "A shooting star only lasts a second, but... aren't you glad to at least have seen it?" "That's nice." "It's a little Hallmark, but it's nice." "[chuckles] I mean it, it's nice." "You have a delicate soul, Dad." "Oh, nobody ever said that to me before." "You know, we're in imminent danger of sappiness." "Oh, we can't have that, can we?" "Mm-mm." " You hungry?" " Yeah." "I'll fix you something up." "OK." "[I up-tempo rock music] [lively chatter]" "Hey, you got my drinks?" "Yeah." "Does anyone else work here?" " Not right now." " Guess what?" " What?" " No more beer." " [both laugh]" " Ah, shocker." "All right." "Hey, this is the last of the beer, so drink it slowly." "However, there's plenty more liquor." "Enjoy." "Table four, right?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "Hey, guys." "Get you a beverage?" " Uh... uh..." " Baby?" "Uh... just a beer, please?" "Uh, actually, we're all out of beer right now." "Oh, um, then just a glass of red wine would be good." "You got it." "And for you, sir?" " Same." " OK." "[man] Something wrong?" "Uh".no,no." "I'll" " I'll get you your drinks." "" Sia?" "_ Yes?" " Two reds, table four." " Got it." "Hey, Stu, where's Alexis?" "[Alexis] Hello?" " [Conor] Hey." " What?" "Oh, I'm not taking a shit." " We're smoking it." " I don't even want to know." "Can I interrupt you two forjust a second?" " Mm-hmm." " I have something very important to ask you, for probably the last time." "Shouldn't you be cooking some fucking food?" "[chuckles softly]" " [Alexis laughs]" " Come on." " All right." "You're right." " Me, me, me." "Mm, are you guys fucking?" "Hey, get the fuck out of here." "Come on, go make some mediocre bar food." "Stupid." "Come here." "Come here, come here." "[chuckling]" " I love you." " I lov..." "Ooh, yeah, I love you." "Go." "Go." "Wash your hands, OK?" "Should we get back in there?" "[chuckles]" "So... [exhales]" " Here we are in the bathroom." " [laughs] Here we are." " Alexis, about the other..." " So, you two gallop off into the sunset the other day?" "Oh, yeah." "Didn't you hear?" "[exhales]" "Happy ending and everything." "You know, I could fall madly in love with you." "I'm not sure that would be the smartest thing." "Why is that?" "You know, it's funny how a person, just by living, can damage another person beyond repair." "How's that funny?" "I don't know." "[sighs deeply]" "This is why I'm not a bartender." "Don't wipe your shirt... [overlapping boisterous chatter]" " Ready?" " This kitchen is closed forever!" "[whooping, shouting]" "Yeah!" "[glass shatters, people gasp]" "Did you throw that glass?" "[laughing]" "This is his place." "Don't worry about it." "He's the only one who can throw them." " No, not..." " Oh, give me a kiss, give me a kiss." " Give me a kiss, lady." " Aw... [grunts] [laughing]" " Ah." "Ah." "[Conor] Hey!" "Hey!" "[grunting] [groaning]" "[panting, groaning] [panfing]" "How much do I owe you?" "What?" "How much do I owe you?" "I don't remember." "[phone ringing]" "Hello?" "Hey, baby." "Um... no, I'm, I'm lying on the sidewalk." "[groans] No, I'm good." "It's good." "Um... [sighs]" "Yeah, I don't know, on, uh..." "I don't know what street this is." "Clinton... it's just..." "just below Houston." "Uh, Clinton just below Houston." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll see you in a minute." "How much do you want?" "Forget about it." "What?" "Hey!" "What the fuck is your problem, man?" "[I low-tempo music]" "[phone ringing]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "[sighs, mutters]" "[Opens door]" "[exhales]" "[exhales]" "[exhales]" "H9)'" "When did we get all this stuff?" "I don't know." "I..." "I guess it kind of accumulated." "You can... store some of it at my parents' house if you want." "No." "I was thinking I could get a storage unit, till we figure things out." "I'm sorry." "What are you thinking?" "That memory's so fucking weird." "How's that?" "I forgot what he looks like." "Sometimes I'll get a... quick glimpse of his eyes oras... a small smile he used to give me from the crib." "[whispers] But then he vanishes." "I can't picture his face." "I can't picture his face anymore." "Pale." "He was pale." "He had tiny ears." "He had your nose." "Your mouth." "Your chin." " He had your..." " [Eleanor sobs]" "But he had my eyes." "And I loved that." "[crying softly]" "And he was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "[crying] I wasn't ready for what this feels like." "Neither of us were." "[quietly] I just want him back." "I know." "[Eleanor sobs]" "I love you." "I know." "[sighs]" "He)', guys..." "I'm gonna go take a stroll before the rush, OK?" " [Phoebe] OK." " OK." "Aren't you worried about these 15 people in that section?" "What are we gonna do with them?" "Um, you know what we do is we open up this back room here." "[I low-tempo music]" " [music continues] - [indistinct chatter nearby]" "[music continues]"
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"¶ Volare" "¶ Oh, oh" "¶ Cantare" "¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh" "¶ Let's fly way up to the clouds" "¶ Away from the maddening crowds" "¶ We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of" "¶ Where lovers enjoy peace of mind" "¶ Let us leave the confusion" "¶ And all disillusion behind" "¶ Just like birds of a feather" "¶ A rainbow together we'll find" "¶ Volare" "¶ Oh, oh" "¶ E cantare" "¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh" "¶ No wonder my happy heart sings" "¶ Your love has given me wings ¶" " Who is it?" " Room service." "Is it eggs?" "I don't know, sir." "I didn't order it." "You want some water with that?" "No, no." "No, I don't." "Looks like you had a night." "They look perfect." "Get out." "I intended to bring that to the attention of a member of staff." "I had some difficulty getting it to open." "It's the little key on the door key, sir." "Right." "I was looking for some nuts." "I tend to avoid alcohol." "When I can." "I don't speak Spanish." "Cuatro cincuenta." "No change." "No, no, no, no, you're not listening." "I said the Pirates, not the Yankees." "It's going to be Roberto's year, I'm telling you." "Looking for Mr. Letterman." "End of the room." "No, no, the Pirates." "You guys are going to be all over." "It's Roberto Clemente, man." "And by the way, I want to talk about..." "Not now!" "He's having the Friday crisis." "You Kemp?" "Yeah." "He was expecting you yesterday." "We had some weather." "Yeah, I heard." "Big snow in New York." "He's still on a call." "You want some coffee?" "No, thanks." "What's all the fuss out front?" "You came in the front?" "We don't use that door." "Not when los jibaros pitch up." "What do they want?" "I don't know." "Some fucked idea of a living wage." "They've been out there on and off for months." "By the way, my name's Sala." "Bob Sala, staff photographer." "Pleased to meet you, Bob." "Yeah." "He's off." "You might want to try another subservient knock." "Yeah." "Kemp." "Don't notice the wig." "Yeah." "What?" "If you're who I think you are, you better sit down." "You find it a little bright in here?" "I'd take them off, but I have a medical condition." "What do you mean, you're blind?" "Conjunctivitis, sir." "The old red eye, huh?" "You arrive at a very, very trying time, Mr. Kemp." "One of those days stacking up." "So, uh, why don't we cut through the niceties and just get right to it, huh?" "That's how I like to proceed." "Okay." "Your resume here." "Very impressive CV." "Yeah." "You worked your way up some interesting titles." "I really like the "fluent Spanish"." "Mmm." "Wow." "This CV..." "This CV is a bunch of bullshit." "Ls it?" "This is two days on the wire." "A day dead." "We don't have it." "Oh." "What is the matter with Moburg?" "He's about as useful as a dug-up body." "You see, the problem with this newspaper, Mr. Kemp, is that I am among many who don't enjoy reading it." "We have an ailing circulation, and I just have to look around this building to understand why." "Lack of commitment and too much self-indulgence." "Mmm." "Mmm." "So what I'm looking for is some enthusiasm, some energy, some fresh blood." "And the question that I'm asking myself is how much alcohol is usual in yours." "My fresh blood?" "How much do you drink?" "I suppose at the upper end of "social"." "I'm poised to give up." "Well, Puerto Rico may not be the best place on Earth to do that." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Don't look so anxious, Mr. Kemp." "I wouldn't have paid for your hotel if I hadn't already hired you." "But this is not the Last Chance Saloon, and I do not need another heavy drinker." "Which I perceive, from the condition of eyeballs behind glasses, that you might very well qualify as." "This is a medical condition, Mr. Letterman." "I know it might look like something else, but this is a..." "Looks like a fuckin' hangover." "Does it?" "Come here." "That's the kind of commitment I like to see in a man." "Oh!" "Determination, balanced with appropriate humanity." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Which side do you dress, Kemp?" "I beg your pardon?" "Politics." "I kind of hang in the middle." "This is a schizoid society, Kemp." "They got two languages, two flags, two loyalties, two anthems." "We bring them stuff they never had." "They either hate it or they want more of it." "It's a reluctant part of America." "It's like an England with tropical fruit." "Bob." "Just the man I wanted to see." "This is Paul Kemp." "He's joining us from New York." "Yeah, yeah, we already met." "Uh, that's..." "That's Mr. Clive Donovan, sports." "And this is Mr ." "Hubert, accounting." "Listen, do me a favor, will you?" "Show him around, the dos and don'ts." "Introduce him to some of the guys." "I'll take him up to Al's." "Oh, the hell you will." "You take him to the library." "You pull out some volumes." "I want him to get a sense of the paper." "You know, make some notes, go back a few years, paying particular attention to bowling alleys." "There's bowling and bowling alleys." "Very big here." "They're up like mushrooms." "A new one premieres every week." "Been to Puerto Rico before?" "No." "Oh, you're going to fall right into it." "There's a boom on here, Kemp." "It's an open door." "You play it right, you can surf the place." "Ah." "What do you know about horoscopes?" "Nothing." "Ah, well, if I can write one, you can." "So it's every day with a special "Star's Star"" "featured Saturday with Betty Grable and Neil Sedaka, things like that." "So here, everything you need is right there." "It's called "Madam La Zonga Predicts"." "What happened to Madam La Zonga?" "He got canceled." "What do you mean, fired?" "They raped him to death." "They raped him to death?" "There are very few places on this island" "I decline to visit, but the toilets frequented by sailors on the west side of Candado Pier is one." "They raped him to death?" "La Zonga died in a cubicle." "Say, you're not, uh, artistic, are you, Kemp?" "Oh, no." "You might want to rethink those menthol cigarettes." "They don't do a thing for you." "Come by the house." "I will." "I like your stuff." "The cuttings you sent to Letterman." "Oh." "It's good writing." "Thanks." "We'll talk." "One more floor!" "They put in automated packing machines about six months ago." "They mechanized almost everything." "There used to be 50 guys down here." "Now there's five." "Hence happiness in the street." "Souvenir, day one." "Here's to pretty women with filthy thoughts." " Want a burger?" " No." " Burger?" " No, thanks." "Try it." "Dos." "So how was the induction?" "Somewhat fraught." "No disrespect, Paul, but he didn't have a lot of choice." "You know how many people applied for the job?" "One." "You." "Ls that right?" "Even then, I thought I'd blown it." "Zeroed in on my weakest spot." "Which is what?" "Two and a half unpublished novels and references of equal fiction." "Oh, you're a novelist." "Mmm, in a manner of speaking." "Can't even get read." "So I figured I'd do some words for money, see how it's looking in a year or two." "At El Star?" "Hate to tell you this on the way in, but this publication's on its way out." "And as far as I'm concerned, it can't come soon enough." "Not going to happen." "You like a little vonga on that?" "I'll give you 13 to 2 this thing's over by June." "They're going to cut the cord." "Then why put in all the new machinery?" "Precisely my point, and he can't answer it." "Well, like I'm tired of arguing the obvious." "Come on." "Let's eat." "Now, I got to go and see a man about a horse." "Good to meet you, Paul." "Another night unfolds over Old San Juan." "You been here long?" "Too long." "This place is like someone you fucked and they're still under you." "Why don't you quit?" "Life's full of exits." "Because I'm waiting for it to collapse so I get the payoff." "Three grand redundancy puts me in Mexico." "Don't look left." "That's an introduction you don't want to have." "Who's he?" "Living example of everything that's wrong with this paper." "His name's Moburg." "Our Crime and Religious Affairs correspondent." "Letterman can't fire him because he never sees him." "He's rarely out in daylight." "Looks like he enjoys a drink." "The entire substructure of his brain is eaten away with rum." "I'm telling you, this enterprise is doomed." "There's maybe three or four professionals in the building running the entire show." "Wait a minute." "Who is Hal Sanderson?" "In the library." "Who's he?" "He used to work for the paper." "Now he's what he says he is." "A PR consultant." "Selling this place street by street to the Yankees." "Keeps a greasy little bastard of a contact called Segurra." "Mmm." "I saw him." "We didn't meet." "Wouldn't bother." "Piss on the make." "The boy, Segurra, is at the property wickedness." "I'm not sure where Sanderson fits." "But Sanderson's worth cultivation." "He's got some good connections." "He's good for some freelance." "This place is depressing me beyond belief tonight." "You're at Plage Xanadu, right?" "Mmm." "Come on." "I'll give you a ride." "I was thinking, if you need somewhere," "I got a room for rent." "Not the best address in town, but it's got a fridge and TV." "60 a month." "Sounds inviting." "I might remention that." "Meanwhile, bleed it dry." "Uh, sir..." "I was hoping for a swim." "The pool is closed tonight." "Really?" "Why?" "What's going on?" "It's a Union Carbide party." "It's a private function." "Sorry." "I didn't realize anyone was there." "I thought it was just floating." "It is just floating." "You doing what I'm doing?" "I don't think so." "What are you doing?" "Escaping the dreadful party." "I just snuck out and unzipped." "Well, that's very courageous of you." "I thought maybe you were a mermaid." "They tell me the coast is infested with them." "I'm from Connecticut." "My boyfriend's making a speech." "Takes exactly 21 minutes." "Well, then I guess it's pointless, me inviting you for a drink." "What you got?" "No, I mean at the bar." "Pointless." "I'd better go before they wonder where I went." "Wait a minute." "What's your name?" "Let's keep that a secret." "I don't even know it." "Well, then you'll keep it even better." "What about your star sign?" "I'm an experienced astronomer." "Could try Pisces." "The fish." "Oh, God." "Why did she have to happen?" "Just when I was doing so good without her." "What would you say you like most about Puerto Rico?" "The bowling alleys and the casinos." "Course, she likes the duty free." "Well, the more you spend, the more you save." "Have you seen a lot of the island?" "We don't leave the hotel." "It isn't safe." "But you're having fun?" "Oh, yeah!" "A lotta, lotta fun!" "Have some fun with a fucking Luger." "These alleys are magnets to the glutton." "They come off the boats like locusts." "Beasts of obesity." "Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow." "The great whites." "Probably the most dangerous creatures on Earth." "There's your baby." "Walt and his woman." "Bowling alleys isn't exactly what I had in mind." "Tread it till the snow melts, then join the exodus." "Red light!" "Looking for Kemp." "Too many adjectives, too much cynicism." "Nobody wants what's wrong with the place, they want to read about what's right." "It's a rewrite." "Yeah, I'm aware of that." "And while you're at it, you might want to rewrite the title and call it" ""Ten Things That I Love About Puerto Rico"." "So, how's the sobriety coming along?" "I'm cutting down." "Oh." "By that, I assume you mean the size of the bottles." "How does anybody drink 161 miniatures?" "You're averaging 93 miniatures a week." "What, do they stock the place four times a day?" "Are they not complimentary?" "No, Mr. Kemp, they are not." "And neither is wine and long-distance phone calls." "So, as of Monday, you are no longer a resident of the Xanadu." "And what exactly brings you into the building?" "Don't hazel me." "I got the X-rays back." "I got less than a week to live." "Hazel you?" "What're you talking about, you Swedish twerp?" "You know, it may have crossed what's left of your mind... that I have a newspaper to run here, that we have something called news going on out there." "But as far as you're concerned," "I might as well look out of the fuckin' window!" "What're you doing here?" "This is a newspaper." "There's nothing here for you." "Two of the best scoops you ever had came out of my brain." "And you better moderate your language... or I'll go elsewhere." "Elsewhere where?" "You couldn't get work as a fly repellent." "You're worthless, Moburg." "The last onion in the jar." "Don't push me, Letterman." "I'm dangerous when pushed." "Oh, I know why you're here." "It's payday." "But in your case, deferred on a permanent basis." "You're fired!" "You can't fire me." "You owe me money." "And you better pay it, or I'll come through the roof and turn this place into an insurance claim." "Are you threatening me?" "Hey, guys, let's take it easy." "You want to suffer some voodoo?" "You twerp!" "Eat the death pill, Letterman!" "Come on, we're walking." "Did you hear what he said to me?" "This guy's my blood pressure." "This guy's going to kill me." "And I want the negative of that picture destroyed!" "I don't want that animal in this building again." "He is hygienically unacceptable." "Did you see the side of his nose?" "Blackheads like Braille." "They should have him put down." "Moburg is history." "He's out of here at the earliest opportunity." "And the earliest opportunity is you." "You understand what I'm saying, Kemp?" "I think I get the drift." "I want you to immerse yourself into this paper, 'cause you got the talent and I think you got the will." "You make it grow and you grow right along with it." "I'm not best placed to do that." "You think it's my intention to keep you on horoscopes and rewrites and bowling alleys?" "Matter of fact, I'm gonna move you right now." "Take a cab to the airport." "The mayor of Miami's coming in." "Make him sound nice." "I want a picture and an interview." "Make it work, Paul." "You leaving us already?" "I'm moving into an apartment if this mayor guy ever shows up." "They keep changing "delayed" to "delayed"." "You want to have some breakfast?" "Little lobster on the beach?" "Twenty minutes away." "Sounds inviting, but I got to wait for the mayor." "Isn't coming." "Canceled." "That's not what it says on the board." "It will in a minute." "I just called Miami." "Come on, let's have some breakfast." "I got a couple things might interest you." "I better call in." "You can call from the car." "All right." "Yeah, thanks." "There's only two of those on the island." "Maybe three." "No one told me it was so pretty here." "God's idea of money." "You know what makes this place a gold mine?" "Something that doesn't exist." "How's that?" "Land." "There isn't enough of it." "Those who know how to get it get the gold." "Chenault?" "Paul's joining us for breakfast." "Looks like it's gonna be a lunch." "This is Chenault." "You two know each other?" "I don't know, I thought maybe we met on the plane." "Oh, I don't think so." "I flew Boyfriend Airlines." "Tell me, do you like lobster, Paul?" "You know what, I might not have time today." "I didn't realize the drive was gonna take so long." "How much time you got?" "In 15 minutes, I'm late." "I'll cut up a pineapple." "You might want to put on some clothes." "She sunbathes in the nude." "A few of the over-tanned locals tend to treat it as a tourist attraction." "Doesn't surprise me." "I mean that in a..." "In a very tasteful way." "It's a private beach." "They shouldn't be here." "Sit down, Paul, sit down." "We'll grab you a cab." "His name's Harry." "Got the idea from a book." "Paul, I wanted to talk, because I'm looking for someone who can assimilate contradictory points of view and make them into one voice." "You're a novelist, right?" "Who told you that?" "Oh, please." "Newspapers are full of gossip." "I'm looking for someone who's good with words, next day, you turn up." "And 'cause I believe in good luck," "I thought maybe you were it." "What I need is someone with the right kind of eyes." "For looking at what?" "Looking at that." "An ocean of money." "Hey, you made it." "Door at the end." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Just give me two minutes." "Walk right in." "All right." "I was trying to get the place shipshape before you arrived." "Adolf Hitler Speaks?" "Not mine." "Nazi stuff belongs to Moburg." "Moburg lives here?" "He keeps his uniform here." "I never see him from one month's end to the next." "So, you can see, it's quite spacious." "Don't look in the kitchen." "The water's off." "There's a problem with the valve." "Thought you said you had a TV." "I said I kind of have a TV." "The guy across the alley has a TV, I have binoculars." "His wife's deaf." "With the window open, you hear every word." "Oh, here it comes." "Water's coming up." "I, uh, noticed you had some chickens in the bedroom." "Cockerels." "Yeah, I'm sweating the grease out." "Don't worry about them, I'm moving them to my room." "What do you do with them?" "You eat them?" "Eat them?" "Nah." "I don't eat them." "Come on, baby, come on!" "Get in there, get in there!" "Come on!" "Hey, on a trade wind, my boy!" "On a trade wind!" "Come on, bump it up, there, Bobby." "Bump, bump, bump, bump." "Yes, sir!" "Hey." "They call him El Monstruo." "Say he's never lost a fight in three years." "Come on, we're out of here." "Come on, rapido, rapido." "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Come on." "Come on." "Go on." "I tell you, we were on a roll til that thing turned up." "That's $217." "Not bad." "$217 is a shitload of money." "Relatively a shitload." "They're expensive to train." "I've seen guys win 2,000, ten on North Beach." "10,000?" "Why didn't he take El Monstruo down there?" "You're talking the environs of the Hilton Hotel." "They wear bowties and shiny shoes." "There's no hope for his kind of hat." "The question, again, is not one of goals." "We're for those goals." "It's one of means." "Were you claiming that the Eisenhower administration..." "How long can this blizzard of shame go on?" "Look at this ingrate besotted with his own righteousness." "Black is a very dark shade of white." "Well, thank you very much, Mr. Nixon." "I can't listen to any more of this." "Lies like he breathes." "Imagine spending your entire life lying." "Holy Christ." "Never got worse." "The only eventuality worse than him is you know that one day, some filthy whore-beast is gonna show up, make him look like a liberal." "The only upside with Nixon is he ain't gonna win." "He's got the grin." "He ain't gonna win." "Irish guy's going to win." "But they'll never let him live." "How do you know that?" "I do "horror-scopes"." "Thought you said he never came here." "He's got filters." "What filters?" "He goes over the wall at the Barcardi plant." "These filters are the last in line in the distillation process." "They contain more ethanol than rocket fuel." "What's it like?" "A hand on the brain." "Off the scale." "470 proof." "No such thing as 470 proof alcohol." "Certainty you might be required to moderate." "Ah." "No smoking in the extraction area, if you please." "Don't be ridiculous." "Not for the social drinker." "You want to quaff?" "No." "Not right now." "I got to write." "I got a deadline." "Oh, what's he writing?" "He's lifting the stone on the American Dream." "Guayanilla Bay." "Oh, yeah." "It's bad down there." "You might find such a topic attracts a limited readership." "Only need one." "Taking it to Letterman." "Yeah." "Oh, did I hear somebody say "good luck"?" "Yeah, I went down there this morning, he unfired me on a temporary basis, maggot that he is." "I'd like to bring something in to Letterman." "Like a slide-action, "fuck you" gun." "Don't drink that here." "Just a nipperoo, old boy." "Quality test." "Man, slow-motion murder, just like they do in the movies." "See him flying back, fuckin' arms flapping in the air." "Okay, mother." "Look upon the last face you'll see this side of hell!" "Bam!" "Down he goes, morsels of vital organs spinning off into flesh orbit." "Bam!" "There goes his asshole." "Bam!" "There goes his dick." "Bam!" "Bam!" "Fuck you, Letterman!" "You're in a B-fucking movie, and I am the death machine!" "Shall we have some Adolf?" "Definitely not." "On your way, on your way, Moburg." "Hey, we're expecting guests." "I thought you said he was writing a book." "Said I was writing an essay." "And it requires some shut mouth." "Oh, don't waste your time on those junkyard losers." "This country was built on genocide and slavery." "We killed all the black guys that were here, and then we shipped in new black guys of our own, and then we brought in Jesus, like a bar of soap." "Let's go." "You know it." "I am the religious correspondent." "Fuck off with your Jesus Police!" "If the Bible's God's book, why didn't He give it to everyone?" ""We give more money to parking meters than we do to kids to eat"." "Don't read me like that." "I've done the research." "12,000-ton rust bucket went down in the bay full of hydrochloric acid." "Killed off everything in the sea." "Killed off the fishermen." "Their kids are picking garbage." "All right, don't get angry." "It's hot outside." "You want a Scotch?" "Yeah." "Ten years ago..." "Five." "Five years ago," "I might have said go after it." "Now I say go with it." "There's nothing you can change." "Sometimes you just got to spew over the side and keep rowing." "Into a nut brown sunset." "It's the land of multiple outrage." "Thousands trodden on before you wake up for breakfast." "That isn't news, it's a commercial reality." "And providing it isn't their sunset, nobody gives one-fifth of a fuck." "You underestimate your readers." "I don't think so." "You underestimate me." "You told me to make it work, that's what I want to do." "Wind down this La Zonga crap and make a newspaper." "Let me tell you some home truth." "This paper's been on its knees to a bank since the day it opened." "And like most every other newspaper on Earth, it's financed by its advertising." "And without advertising, not only is there no La Zonga, there's no paper to put it in, so, thus, there are one or two things that we don't write about." "In other words, nothing at all." "In one other word, discretion." "You're not a foreign correspondent in some far-flung foreign land, this is America." "This is Puerto Rico." "This is America." "You think some plumber from Normal, Illinois, saves up for 25 years to come here on a cruise ship to read about bad times in the sugar plantation?" "They don't give a fuck!" "The average guy don't rock the boat, 'cause he wants to climb aboard it." "And our readership is vividly average." "They don't care who the losers are." "They want to know who won." "Who won the bowls, who won the races, who won the pot at the slot machines." "Look at me, Kemp." "You're not sleeping, you're wide awake." "And this is the American Dream." "So many hotels, you can't see the sea." "You can see the sea by checking into the hotels." "Pay to see the sea?" "What's the matter with that?" "You're paying to be in the dream." "There's a thin veneer, Kemp, between the dream and the reality." "You wake them up and the people might start asking for their money back." "You're the boss." "Not quite." "The editorial policy of this newspaper is owned by the dream." "Oh, God." "Oh, Christ." "Oh, God, look at that." "Oh, God!" "Hal?" "Oh." "No, no, I'm a friend of Hal's." "I was looking at his boat." "She's a sweet little beauty." "You been aboard?" "No." "Great little island hopper." "We've all been down on her." "It's a wonderful experience." "You two are early." "Oh, you got lucky." "Yeah." "Did you meet?" "Oh, yeah, we got first names." "Art Zimburger, late of the U.S. Marines, great friend of mine." "This is Mr. Paul Kemp, New York Times." "Oh, you're the writer." "Paul's a novelist." "Uh-huh." "New York Times?" "He don't know one from the other." "Just go with it." "This guy's key." "Key to what?" "Key to the discussion we're about to have." "Look at those mothers." "Come with me, Kemp." "This is a private beach." "We are not on it." "No, but we are!" "And what we do is private!" "Now get the fuck gone!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "I see your face again, you're gonna have a 12-gauge shotgun telling you what to do." "Talking about Satan... if there ever was a kingdom of Satan, the Soviet Union is it." "The only way to come to terms with Communism is to destroy it." "Hit it before it hits us in a devastating democratic strike." "No more for the major." "They're looking for a man to push that button," "I am that man." "Yes, you are, honey." "You look ravishing, Chenault." "Thank you." "You need rescuing?" "Oh, don't take him away." "He's very entertaining." "We were discussing Cuba and, I don't know, we kind of veered off, didn't we?" "Paul presents us with a somewhat liberal point of view." "There is no such thing as a liberal." "A liberal is a Commie with a college education thinking Negro thoughts." "Well, here's a fact for you." "76.4% of all Negroes are controlled from Moscow." "That's why Castro gets such an easy ride." "In my view, we ought to bomb Cuba off the face of the Earth, let its people live in peace." "Art." "Hey." "Come on, let's eat." "Come on." "Who's the guy in the shades?" "Segurra's Daddy." "It's who you're waiting for." "Oh." "Thank you for my roses." "I didn't think you noticed." "Of course I noticed." "Paul, would you mind joining us?" "Oh." "How do you do, sir?" "Mr. Kemp." "Nice to see you." "Mr. Kemp." "Okay." "Let me just start by saying this is a purely informal meeting." "And, incidentally, you don't worry about Letterman, okay?" "Letterman?" "What the hell's Letterman got to do with The New York Times?" "Mr. Kemp subs for a variety of newspapers." "Occasionally, he writes for the news." "What he does in his spare time is his affair." "That's how I like it." "We'd like you to do some writing for us." "So I gather." "About what?" "In a sentence, we want to set something up, and have the public as our friends." "And there are a variety of ways we can do that." "Let me tell you how this kind of thing works, Paul." "Suppose, by way of example, you wanted to put up taxes by five percent." "The smart way of doing it is to float the idea of a ten percent hike." "Let them all shout about it, get themselves in a fuss, then you offer concessions." ""How about seven percent?" "No way," they'll say." ""All right, let's stay friends and make a compromise at five"." "Bingo." "They think they won something, you get the five percent you wanted in the first place." "Same thing applies to real estate." "You want to build five houses, you put in a planning application for 50." "How many do you want to build?" "None." "We want to build one hotel." "Well, looking around this place," "I don't think anyone would notice." "It isn't in this place." "It's an island." "Sensitive for a variety of reasons we don't want to get into now." "Nobody wants a paradise choked with hotels, but everybody will be pleased to compromise at one." "This is going to require some clever writing in various carefully placed articles." "Isn't that kind of thing illegal?" "If I may say, Mr. Kemp, that's an inappropriate comment." "Where's the island?" "Can't tell you." "Not yet." "Discretion is paramount, Mr. Kemp." "If you want to join us, you'll have to sign some papers." "We're having a meeting tomorrow in Hal's office." "If you want to be part of what will be a very exciting project, come along." "There's a man outside in a funny little car for Paul." "Oh, yeah." "Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me." "I have to run." "Can't stay?" "I hear the mermaids come out in the moonlight." "From the moment we met, I knew there was going to be something between us." "It's called her fiance." "God, I'm so hopelessly and progressively in love." "Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment." "You want my advice?" "No. if it involves her, no, I don't." "Stay away from her." "And stay away from Sanderson." "You're way out of depth." "I got no brief for Sanderson or his pissy rip-off island." "I just want some apple blossom lipstick and fucks." "You are in total denial." "She's fucking someone else." "Oh!" "And as I understand it, about to be married to him." "La-la-la-la-la-la!" "You won't even make an invite." "I don't believe this." "We're right back where we started." "That is the same Cabrones we passed ten minutes ago." "We need directions." "Let's get in there and get something to eat." "No." "Please, no." "I haven't spent all day on a beach munching lobster with criminals, and I'm starving." "Two beers, two rums, one steak." "The kitchen is closed." "All right then, two beers and two rums." "And one steak." "Cerrado, Mister..." "Yeah, but let's not bother me with that." "You got a sign down there saying, "Food til midnight," and I want a steak." "Girl of the swamp." "Which reminds me, we need a map." "You know what I think?" "I think we're drinking too much rum." "There's no other way." "I'm getting double ashtray and double salt pot." "You got a Moburg bifocal." "Christ, this is heinous." "Imagine what it must be like to be an alcoholic." "$2." "You pay and you go." "I don't see a steak." "No steak." "What do you mean, no steak?" "I think he means no steak." "The kitchen is closed." "I got no way of serving you." "Listen, you don't want to hear about my bad day, and I don't want no grave side out of you." "If you can't cook it, bring it like it is." "I'll eat it raw." "Two dollars, you pay and go." "Don't bother me." "You pay now, or I call the cops." "If you have no intention of serving me steak, why don't you do your best to fuck off." "it seems to me there's a bad vibe developing." "There are one or two oddities giving us the eye." "Don't get paranoid." "He's on the phone." "For what?" "Ordering food in a restaurant?" "Let's hope he's through to the FBI." "Si, la policia?" "What's the matter?" "What are you smiling at?" "I'm not smiling." "I'm maintaining a casual face." "A man just walked in and has good reason for regarding us in a negative light." "Us?" "Me." "And he's just seen me." "And he wants revenge on the white man." "The fuck are you talking about?" "How about the one with the dent?" "The one with the eye?" "The very same." "Do we walk or run?" "Walk." "I'll push the car." "Let's walk and hope he's happy." "Hey, Yankee." "Yankee!" "Don't let me see headlights." "Please don't let me see headlights." "I just seen headlights." "Put your foot down." "Where exactly do you think I got it?" "Can you go faster?" "Going fast as I can." "Jesus Christ, man." "We're gonna be killed!" "We're gonna be killed!" "Hey!" "Get ready to run." "Run in opposite directions." "Give me the brew!" "Give me the fucking brew!" "Paul!" "Piece of luck." "I just saw Moburg." "At least I think he saw us." "They got some kind of night court going." "He says we were animals on a rampage of drunken anarchy, poured gasoline on one of his cops." "Oh, my God, we're doomed." "You have something to say?" "Yes, Your Honor, I do." "Firstly, this guy handcuffed to me, I never seen in my life." "And second, we'd like a translation of the charges." "You heard what they said?" "With respect, I heard people speaking Spanish." "What kind of language do you think we speak in this country, Mister?" "He's not with us." "The cops attached him to get a conviction." "Did you leave the Cafe Cabrones without paying?" "Did you set fire to the police officer, yes or no?" "Unfortunately, Your Honor, he got in the way of our flame." "That's right." "No way did we pour gasoline on his head and laugh as we did." "it wasn't like he said." "Like he said?" "Like you say you don't speak Spanish." "Mr. Kemp doesn't speak Spanish." "Well, he will have plenty of opportunity to learn." "The charges against you are grave." "Resisting arrest carries a tariff alone of one year in prison." "Never mind assault with a deadly weapon." "I'm going to refer this case to a higher court." "Meanwhile, I remand you both in custody for 30 days." "if I may, Your Honor." "Go ahead, Mr. Sanderson." "Thank you, Your Honor." "It isn't my purpose to interrupt proceedings, but if the intention is to remand these gentlemen," "I would respectfully ask for a brief recess to allow me to contact their counsel." "Who is who?" "Alfredo Quinones." "It would necessitate getting him out of bed, of course." "But given the importance of these gentlemen to various interests," "I'm sure that he would be as pleased as I to come down here at 3:00 in the morning." "How much did we cost him?" "About $1,000 apiece." "I can't thank you enough." "Don't be late." "Mother of balls!" "We got to rescue the car." "Not now." "We'll do it later." "I've got a meeting." "We do not have later." "They've already had it 12 hours." "I know how these bastards work." "They can strip a train to axles in 12 minutes." "We'll be lucky to find an oil spot." "How long is this gonna take?" "How would I know?" "I can't be late." "I don't know why you're going at all." "That guy is bad company." "He's a manipulative prick." "He manipulated us out of jail, didn't he?" "Now he fucking owns us." "I got a tongue like..." "Like a towel." "Want a beer?" "Do I want a beer?" "No, I do not." "I am never gonna touch alcohol again." "What fresh hell is this?" "Front seat's gone." "That's a write-off." "Isn't it?" "You know what, I've got a brilliant idea." "What's that?" "There's too much weight on the axle." "Try and move forward a bit." "Ugh, gonna be late." "I'm gonna be a week late." "What are you doing, Sala?" "I suddenly realize how much I like you." "What do you mean, what am I doing?" "There's something wrong with the axle." "Oh, my God, it's the cop we set on fire." "Try and look normal." "Make a right!" "Make a right!" " What right?" "There is no right." " Any right!" "Oh, there he is." "Paul, come in." "Sorry." "There were unexpected developments." "I had to go home and start the day again." "Tell me about it." "Some days are two sizes too small." "Well, I'm afraid some of us had to leave." "But, Mr. Zimburger you know." "And this is Mr. Green of First National Maritime Bank." "You want some coffee?" "I think we should move right along, Hal." "I gotta go." "Sure." "Sit down, Paul." "As you may know, Mr. Kemp, the island is owned by the U.S. government." "Part of it presently used as a target range by the Navy." "We know from internal sources..." "Is that what you're calling me?" "...that the government is preparing to relinquish the lease, and this place wakes up as 32 square miles of magnificent and untouched real estate." "Knock your eyes out." "No prettier beaches in the Caribbean." "Orientated around one hell of a beautiful marina." "Thought it was one hotel." "We start with one hotel." "It's a foot in the door." "Once we're up and running, we're servants of a market." "Like here?" "Like here." "You look worried, Mr. Kemp." "He's not worried." "Paul and I shared a tricky little night." "Right, Paul?" "Oh." "Neither of us got much sleep." "I gotta go, guys." "Well, we'll leave you gentlemen to it." "Has Mr. Kemp signed the papers?" "Doing that right now." "What..." "What am I actually signing?" "Just a confidentiality agreement, affirmation of trust." "Just so we're all sitting in the same Jacuzzi." "In case a turd floats up, if you know what I mean." "Come on, Paul, let's go over here." "Here you go." "it's just a technicality, Paul." "Means you promise not to talk to anybody about the project." "How's the head?" "Unpleasant." "Gotta thank you again for putting up the bail." "It's held on my cognizance." "And I think it more than likely to slip various minds." "This place is a sea of money, Paul." "Unbelievable money." "Practically every major corporation hides its cash offshore." "No, thanks." "And that is good news for us, because we are the shore." "Not one dollar that wings its way into Puerto Rico pays a cent in tax." "Nothing?" "Not penny one." "That includes chemical companies, oil companies, mining companies." "There's $12 billion worth of copper in mountains less than 20 miles from here." "A dozen billion dollars." "And there's people like me who know how to get it out." "So, putting it into context," "I don't envisage the breaking of bones to get at a thousand bucks." "Because you weren't here," "I agreed to an itinerary with Zimburger on your behalf." "You'll be traveling down in the morning." "Hope that's okay." "What do you need, Paul?" "Well, just in the context of this Zimburger thing, do you think there's a possibility of an advance?" "I don't like to ask, but Letterman's pretty erratic with the paycheck, you know." "Need to get a hold of a car." "You don't have a car?" "Nothing too reliable." "Plus, sooner or later, I'm gonna have to find a decent place to live." "Well, we can help you with that." "When you get back, we'll sort you out something with a view." "Carol, what do we have in the garage?" "No, no, no, no, no, no, not that." "Yeah, that's fine." "Okay, thank you." "Got you a car." "She'll give you the keys on the way out." "Feels like 500?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Oh, Paul..." "How's your afternoon?" "A half-written horoscope." "Do me a favor, will you drive out to the beach and pick up Chenault?" "I need her downstairs by 6:00." "All right." "So, this one?" "Or..." "This one?" "What are these for, a party?" "It's for carnival." "Didn't he say anything to you about it?" "No." "Oh, you've got to come." "We're all going down on the boat." "He didn't invite me." "Well, it isn't his carnival." "Oh, this one." "Um..." "I like the other one." "Yes." "Love this car." "Did he give it to you?" "I wish." "Fast." "You want a little bet?" "A bet about what?" "That you scream before I do." "That I scream before you do, in relation to what?" "Well, how fast does it go?" "I don't know." "That's the bet." "I already crashed one car today." "It's okay." "I'll just go sit in the foyer and wait for him." "What do I get if I win?" "I'll let you know if you do." "Come on, I'll take you back." "Christ, where'd they get this?" "I don't remember." "I've been slightly avoiding Letterman." "You have me to thank for your freedom." "Thanks." "I got a feeling of total anxiety trying to put my anxieties together in a single, coherent lump." "I'm fucked without a car." "I got us a car." "It's the Chevy downstairs." "It belongs to Mr. Sanderson." "So what?" "I gotta go type this up." "I don't know what's going on." "He's freaking out and we're down 12 pages." "You better frigging do it!" "I see your filthy animal face in here again," "I'll have you locked up!" "What part of the building are you creeping towards, Sala?" "Darkroom." "Cops are looking for you." "Looking for me?" "Looking for you." "And it ain't just your mug in the paper!" "What a day." "What a week." "I tell you, I'm out of here." "One way to friggin' Mexico." "Listen, I got a trip tomorrow." "Sanderson's island." "No, no, no." "Oh, dear." "It's green money, and I'm thinking of cutting across for the carnival." "You know they got that carnival in Saint Thomas." "I know." "Why don't you come with me?" "Give the cops a few days to forget." "Yeah." "Fun." "Our guys." "12-inch Naval, 14 miles out." "Nobody lives here?" "No one who's staying." "Lazar!" "Mr. Zimburger." "This is Mr. Lazar, our much put-upon site architect." "How do you do." "Hello." "Mr. Monk, I think you know." "I assist Mr. Green, First Maritime Bank." "This is Mr. Kemp from The New York Times." "What did you say your name was?" "Bob Sala." "Yeah, Sala." "From American Travel Writers Association." "Mr. Kemp is preparing our brochure." ""Wish you were here"." "Beer in the cooler, gentlemen." "I have everything next door." "This and this are the main hotels." "22 floors." "Guardians of the bay, so to speak." "Why the different colors?" "Blue is for public dissemination, red is for the investors." "Yeah." "Hill villas, ocean condos." "Marina." "Parking for 2,000 cars." "There's no roads." "Damn it, Lazar, you forgot the roads!" "We're building them." "We're building them." "Let's have some lunch." "10,000 waiters, maids, bellhops, janitors, clerks." "Plus, whores for the fat man." "Hard to believe they'd do it." "I was talking to that architect kind of guy." "He's going to Saint Thomas, if you want a ride." "When?" "How do I know when?" "When he's finished here." "You know what Oscar Wilde said?" ""They know the price of everything," ""the value of nothing"." "Two rums." "I thought you'd given up." "Finally beat my willpower." "Come on, let's go here." "Hey, mi amigo!" "Hey, Rosie's a singer." "Paul!" "Where's Hal?" "Boat." "Boat?" "Help me find my girlfriend." "Hey!" "How are you?" "Watch your step." "Thank you." "All right." "There we go." "Thank you." "Hi." "Look at you." "Good." "Grab some champagne." "Hey, Captain." "Hey." "Hey." "Did you take Sala to the island?" "You shouldn't have done that, Paul." "It's why we have a confidentiality agreement." "He isn't interested." "He's got a mouth like an AP wire." "I just don't know what he was doing there." "And I sure as shit don't know what he's doing here." "Not going glum on us, are you?" "Just thoughts." "What's the book?" "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." "It was written in 1797 by a junkie called Coleridge." "He wrote that when he was 25 years old." "I've been dragging a typewriter around with me for 10." "I've written nothing." "You've written some books." "Nah." "They had no voice." "I don't know how to write like me." "I resent that." "No, I really have to say he's all right." "I have to admit." "Fair is fair." "Fair is fair." "Thank you for the afternoon." "Maybe we'll see you in town." "Where you going?" "Her friend's playing in a band." "We're gonna go check it out." "Oh, we want to come." "I'll rephrase that." "We don't want to come." "Yes, we do." "Us girls want to dance." "You're dancing tomorrow." "What's the point of going to carnival... if everything is preplanned?" "I want to dance, and if you're not going to take me," " I'm gonna go with them." " She's got you trumped, Hal." "Sit down." "You're drunk." "So what?" "So is everyone else." "Come on." "Come on, let's do it." "It might be amusing." "Oh, cuidado." "Careful." "Here we go." "Oh." "Yeah." "We're done." "We're spent." "You're gonna go?" "Yes, we're gonna leave." "You're done?" "I can't dance no more." "Really." "Hold on." "You know what?" "I'll be out." "Let me just get Chenault." "You want rum or beer?" "Um..." "Both." "Dos, uh, rum, uh, dos cervezas." "Oh, whoa, whoa." "We're gonna go." "Hey." "We're gonna go." " What?" " Natalie's leaving," " so let's go." " Hey, hey." "Come on, come on." "No, no, no, no." "Oh!" "Chenault, come here." "We're leaving." "Chenault." "Stop it!" "Chenault!" "¶ Hey, what?" "¶ I hear you" "¶ Yeah" "¶ I hear you" "¶ Yeah" "¶ You all right?" "¶ Try it" "¶ Try it again" "¶ You try it again" "¶ Try it again" "¶ Shall we just sit?" "¶ Try again" "¶ Like a baby" "¶ Won't you try it?" "¶ You might like it" "¶ Honey" "¶ Yeah" "¶ Yeah, ha" "¶ it's all right" "¶ I tried" "¶ That's right" "Chenault, come here!" "Chenault!" "Get your hands off me, you motherfucker!" "¶ Yeah ¶" "You want to fuck with me?" "You know who I am?" "You motherfucker!" "You know who I am?" "You're a dead man!" "Go!" "Go!" "Get your hands off me." "You're a dead man!" "Go!" "Forget it." "We'll call you a cab." "Fuck off!" "I gotta get the girl." "She's having a good time." "We closed." "You deaf?" "I said we closed." "No way, Paul." "No way." "I looked everywhere." "I went to the gendarme." "And?" "We went up there." "Nothing." "Nobody there." "But an old woman with a mop." "She was more help than the cops were." ""What can I do if your girlfriend likes someone else?" he said." "He's right about that, Paul." "She's not your girlfriend." "Maybe..." "Maybe she went back to the boat." "Huh?" "Did you..." "Did you try the boat?" "No." "I don't think he'd let her back on." "Is she with you?" "Why don't you mind your own goddamn business?" "I want the keys." "The Chevy." "You blew it, Kemp." "it's all rust." "I've seen better tires hanging over the side of a tug." "You want it or not?" "Yeah, we want it." "Everyone turns up for their Friday check, right?" "No check, no Letterman." "So I go around to see that unforgivably ugly wife of his." "She tells me he's gone to Miami." "For what?" "You don't know, I don't know." "But the scabs are back." "Since Merell went, the paper took a turn for the worse." "Is there anything in the spinner?" "We need a fresh sack." "Well, maybe I can interest you gentlemen in something else." "Like what, death?" "Like the most powerful drug in the history of narcotics." "I'm not at liberty to discuss or disclose." "All I can tell you is this stuff is so powerful, they give it to Communists." "Who does?" "The FBI." "Why would the FBI get Communists high?" "That I can't help you with." "You take it like eye drops." "In the eye?" "So I understand." "It makes the eye see things." "You see a different reality." "What do you want for it?" "I'll throw it in with the bike if you do me a favor." "What's the favor?" "I want you to come to the bathroom with me." "He's your man." "$50, right?" "Yeah." "He wants me to look at his dick." "I flatly refused." "What does he want you to look at it for?" "Says there's something wrong with it." "It's a gentleman's matter." "I'm not looking at it!" "All right, give me the drugs back." "No!" "Wait." "I'll look at it." "I'll view it in the mirror." "Is it clap?" "A standing ovation." "You see anything?" "No." "Neither do I." "We'll give it another five minutes." "Trouble making ends meet?" "Then, you need the Lending Man." "Right." "¶ When money dries up fast" "¶ You're welcome to our cash" "¶ So borrow from the Lending Man ¶" "Call the Lending Man now." "How long since we took it?" "I don't know." "A while." "Bullshit, isn't it?" "Is it bullshit?" "Jesus." "Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet." "For Christ's sake, keep it out." "What are you talking about?" "Your tongue belongs to Satan!" "Are you out of your mind?" "Keep it out!" "If it goes back into your mouth, it'll kill you." "We've got to get it into the sink!" "You're giving me fear." "Stop it!" "I've got fear!" "Fuck you." "So do I." "You're high, you fool." "Drink some rum." "I thought I was losing grip in there." "What did we take?" "I don't know." "We need to get some more." "That explains it." "Doesn't it?" "Explains what?" "The world." "And us." "I wonder what it is... you might think about our different worlds." "He looked at me kind of sideways and said," ""Human beings are the only creatures on Earth" ""that claim a God." ""And the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one." ""Does the world belong to no one but you?"" "And when he said it, I was taken aback." "Not because of who was doing the talking, because I finally understood the connection between children scavenging for food and shiny brass plates on the front doors of banks." "Gotta go." "Shh." "Come in." "Come in." "We gotta go." "Give me a minute." "I'll be waiting for you downstairs." "Oh, how nice of you to drop in." "I was covering the carnival." "That's not what I heard." "I heard you were in the moonlight for Sanderson." "I was what?" "Moonlighting for Sanderson." "Where's Segurra?" "Mr. Segurra's no longer with us." "I got a story for you." "Yeah, you may have noticed that I'm somewhat busy." "This is real important, involving Mr. Segurra and Mr. Hal Sanderson." "I'm gonna tell you how important it isn't." "I got 21 jobs on the line and a newspaper going under." "Print this, and you'll sell it." "A planning scam." "Literally despoliation of a paradise." "A thousand people will be swept into the sea like garbage." "You are weird, Kemp." "It's not what it's doing to them, it's what it's doing to you." "It's called journalism." "Oh, make me laugh." "I asked you to tidy up the booze, you couldn't even sweep out a room." "Why do you think you're working here?" "'Cause you're everything that's wrong with a journalist." "And you're everything that's wrong with this insult of a newspaper." "Unanimously agreed." "Why don't you shut it, Moburg?" "You are a waste of human sperm." "Die a prolonged and relentlessly agonizing death!" "Enjoy her." "Made you some tea." "You should try and sleep." "I stole your bed." "it's okay." "I'm going to write." "I'm so sorry." "Don't be sorry." "You did me the best favor I ever had." "There is no dream, Chenault." "Just a piss puddle of greed, spreading throughout the world." "I want to make a promise to you, the reader." "And I don't know if I can fulfill it tomorrow... or even the day after that." "But I put the bastards of this world on notice." "That I do not have their best interests at heart." "I will try and speak for my reader." "That is my promise." "And it will be a voice made of ink and rage." "Sit down." "I made you coffee." "Oh, thanks." "One for you and one for me." "Oh, man, I would rather not start the day with this." "What is it?" "It's a writ." "Means we're going to court." "It means they can arrest us, should they so desire, any damn minute they please." "We need to speak to a lawyer." "We don't even have a phone." "I know an old guy, Spanish Advocate." "Kind of owes me one." "You should get dressed." "We'll go down there." "Water ran out." "I'm covered in soap." "Fuck it." "See what I can do." "What's it for?" "Uh... it's Hal." "He put up a bond for us on this thing, and now he's pulled it." "Here." "You know he's a crook, Paul." "And we get the writs." "What is it?" "Lt's, er..." "Hitler." "it's over." "What is?" "They shut us down." "He just stood there and lied to us." "He hasn't got the morality... of a clapped out cash register." "I hate to tell you this, guys, but it was to avoid severance." "We all know what it was for, Charlie." " What are we gonna do?" " Nothing." "There's nothing we can do, except report him to the labor board, which is the same thing as doing nothing." "I disagree." "We gotta strike back and nail this bastard to his own front door." "And how, pray, do we do that?" "By printing the paper." "We got tons of stuff on Letterman." "Every happy maggot with his hand in the till." "It may be the last-ever issue, but we go out in a blaze of rage." "What are you talking about?" "It costs $2,200 a shot." "We bring in the scabs." "They're picketing for money." "You're through the looking glass." "We haven't even got enough money for drinks." "It's not worth the fight." "This has been coming down the pike for a long time." "You got to know it's over when it's over." "This lousy little Caribbean rag is nothing but a wrapping for fish heads." "Plus, it's a lockout." "Fuck the locks." "I say we just walk in." "Anybody with me?" "Bob?" "You know I'm with you." "We didn't pay the bill." "Where's Chenault?" "She's gone to New York." "She left me $100." "I don't believe it." "She didn't have any money." "You should use it to go with her." "Red-eye for 50 bucks." "No." "I'm not going anywhere." "By some means or another, I'm gonna put the paper out." "Print the bastard, then we're gone." "Face the reality, Paul." "There's no job, no money, no girl, and a warrant out for our arrest." "There's no contest." "Donovan's right, it ain't worth the fight." "I'm not Donovan!" "And I'm not like the others." "I'm telling you right now, next time some greasy moron starts bullshitting me, I'm going after him." "All the way up to the president of the United States." "I just want to win one once." "One sheet." "You ain't gonna get far on $100." "Some of the scabs will do it for nothing." "We're gonna need 20 guys, plus vans." "No, no, all you need is two grand." "We're out of rum." "It's as if God, in a fit of disgust, has decided to wipe us all out." "Yea, the cock crows thrice." "What about El Monstruo?" "Bet the $100 on El Monstruo." "How do you know he lives here?" "I saw him come out." "You better let me do this on my own." "If he gets it, we should bring it to Papa Nebo." "Who's that?" "My witch doctor." "She's a hermaphrodite." "Stop here!" "Stop here!" "By day, she drives a garbage truck." "By night, she becomes Papa Nebo, the hermaphroditic oracle of the dead." "When permission is granted from Papa Samedi, the keeper of the cemetery, she'll visit, and she'll dig up a corpse." "Certain organs of the disgrounded stiffs are indispensable for use in ouangas." "This is horseshit, isn't it?" "She cured my prick." "She wants to know what you want." "We want her to empower this fowl." "We want it blessed and anything that tries to fight it, dead." "Bring forth the fowl." "She says that no fowl on Earth could challenge this cockerel and survive." "Great." "How's she off for curses?" "Pretty good." "Let's have a curse on Sanderson." "Make his dick fall off." "And that fucker at the bank, Green." "Mr. Green." "Jesus!" "Curse active!" "Okay, come on." "One down, two to go." "Okay." "I'm gonna call Moburg." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "He isn't there." "He has to be." "He isn't there." " Where have you been?" " Sorry." "I never heard the phone." "How's it going?" "Winning, man." "We're winning." "Ls everyone there?" "Ls everyone there?" "Yeah, everyone's here." "What about the vans?" "What about the vans, Moburg?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, vans." "You hear that?" "We're on our way." "What the hell is going on?" "He said he had the men." ""All claims against the former owners will be"..." ""Signed on behalf of First Maritime Bank, Miami"." "Sanderson's pal, Mr. Green." "Sorry, Paul." "I didn't know how to say." "They..." "They took all the machines out." "Not everything, but just the parts that matter." "I'll let you in." "All I wanted was a front page." "Probably for the best." "Probably would've never pulled it off." "How much..." "How much did you guys win?" "Just under six grand." "Oh, yeah, well, you..." "At least you can pay off the bond now." "Screw the bond." "We're outta here." "It's over with." "There's a midnight Pan Am." "I'm not risking the airport." "No." "I figure this island owes us a boat." "And I'm fuckin' taking one of Sanderson's." "You smell it?" "It's the smell of bastards." "It's also the smell of truth." "I smell ink." "¶ Always think" "¶ About the days gone by" "¶ When the childhood I have sown" "¶ Appears in the sky" "¶ But I'm not the simple man" "¶ The boy I used to be" "¶ No, I learned to picture life..." "I got to take the hen back." "¶ And I found" "¶ After all the searching" "¶ Life was only what I made it" "¶ After all the searching for new games to play..." "Find yourself a trade wind." "¶ After all the searching" "¶ Life was only what I made it" "¶ After all the searching for a new game to play" "¶ Live my life away" "¶ Saw a dragon shake the theater walls" "¶ While the steeple bell" "¶ Rang out in anguished calls" "¶ And I turn my eyes" "¶ To see a bird fly overhead" "¶ And I dreamt its wings of freedom" "¶ Could be mine instead" "¶ And I found" "¶ After all the dreaming" "¶ Life was only what I made it" "¶ After all the dreaming" "¶ Of new games to play" "¶ I drink my life away" "¶ Love you all" "¶ And livin' on" "¶ Livin' life the way... ¶"
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"Announcer:" "PREVIOUSLY ONFREAKS AND GEEKS..." "SERGEANT PEPPER, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND?" "LINDSAY, IS THIS BONEHEAD A FRIEND OF YOURS?" "I LIKE SAM." "OH." "DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S ANY CHANCE THAT THIS MAY ACTUALLY HAPPEN?" "YOU REALLY LIKE HER, DON'T YOU?" "SO, IF THEY OPEN THIS NEW SPORTING GOODS MEGA-STORE AT THE MALL," "WE'RE IN FOR A REAL FIGHT." "WELL, IF I WERE THEM, I'D BE THE NERVOUS ONES." "I WOULDN'T SHOP AT THAT BIG MEGA-STORE IF YOU PAID ME." "OH, I LIKE THIS GIRL." "ISN'T SHE GREAT, LINDSAY?" "UH, YEAH, SHE'S..." "GREAT." "SO I HEAR SOMETHING VERY EXCITING IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK AT SCHOOL." "THAT'S RIGHT." "VICE PRESIDENT GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH" "IS COMING TO OUR SCHOOL TO SPEAK AT AN ASSEMBLY IN THE CAFETERIA." "BOY, I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I ULD GET THE VICE PRESIDENT TO STOP AT MY STORE." "YOU CAN'T PAY FOR THAT KIND OF PUBLICITY." "YOU KNOW, THE MOST EXCITING THING IS CINDY, BECAUSE SHE'S HEAD" "OF THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS CLUB, GETS TO INTRODUCE HIM." "WOW, THAT IS A BIG HONOR, ISN'T IT LINDSAY?" "YEAH, IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN." "OH, AND YOU'RE NOT?" "NO, I'M A DEMOCRAT." "YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S A DEMOCRAT TILL THEY GET A LITTLE MONEY." "THEN THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES." "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DREAMWORKS TELEVISION, L.L.C." "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION" "LIVIN' IN THE PAST, IT A NEW GENERATION" "GO AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO" "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO" "AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION" "OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO" "NOT ME" "WHAH!" "NO!" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO" "NOT ME" "ME, ME, ME, ME" "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION" "I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF ANY DEVIATION" "ND I DON'T REALLY CARE IF YOU THINK I'M STRANGE" "I AIN'T GONNA CHANGE" "AND I'M NEVER GONNA CARE 'BT MY BAD REPUTATION" "NOTE!" "IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD." "WHAT, ARE THE BLUES BROTHERS DOING A SHOW IN TOWN TONIGHT?" "NO." "GEORGE BUSH" "IS COMING TO SPEAK TO THE SCHOOL." "THE PORN STAR?" "THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "GEORGE BUSH." "HI, GUYS." "HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "I'M JUST-- I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS." "I JUST FOUND OUT WE HAVE TO PLAY" "HAIL TO THE CHIEF WHEN BUSH ARRIVES." "THERE'S A LOT OF TUBA." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AMY." "BUSH PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE TUBA." "I CAN SEE IT NOW." "[MIMICSHAIL TO THE CHIEF OUT OF TUNE]" "[LAUGHING]" "STOP!" "ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS." "COME ON, BEAT IT." "THERE'S NO HANGING OUT UNDER THE STAIRS." "WHAT?" "SINCE WHEN?" "SINCE THE VICE PRESIDENT IS COMING." "COME ON, GIMME A BREAK." "THE SECRET SERVICE WANTS ALL THESE AREAS CLEARED OUT." "HOW WE EVER GONNA PLAN OUR COUP?" "DON'T EVEN JOKE, DESARIO." "I CAN GET YOU THROWN IN JAIL JUST FOR SAYING THAT." "COME ON, LET'S GO." "COOOOOUP." "COUP." "COUP." "DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT." "IT'S OK." "I HAVE TO PRACTICE, ANYWAY." "WANT TO HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I HAVE TO PRACTICE." "GOTTA STUDY." "YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE." "SO I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:30?" "SEE YA LATER." "BYE." "Cindy:" "I HOPE THE GAME'S GOOD TONIGHT." "Girl:" "DEFINITELY." "IT WILL BE." "TRUST ME." "HA HA HA." "HEY, GUYS." "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "[OTHER TABLE LAUGHS]" "WE DON'T KNOW." "ALL GOING ON OVER THERE." "[LAUGHING AND TALKING]" "ONCE YOU START DOWN THAT DARK PATH," "FOREVER WILL IT DOMINATE YOUR DESTINY." "AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT YODA ALWAYS SAYS." "I MEAN, NOT ALL CHEERLEADERS HAVE TO BE PRETTY," "BUT THEIR CHEERLEADERS AREN'T EVEN REMOTELY PRETTY." "I MEAN, THEY'RE DIRTY." "YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?" "IT'S DISRESPECTFUL." "IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR TEAM." "IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR SCHOOL." "IF I WAS THEIR STUDENT BODY, I WOULDN'T ALLOW IT." "HEY, NOT ALL OUR CHEERLEADERS ARE PRETTY." "YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN." "TODD, SHUT UP." "I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU." "GOD, WOULD YOU GET OVER YOURSELF?" "SAM, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DEFEND ME?" "WHAT?" "HE--HE SAID HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU." "SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET IT GO?" "WOULD YOU STOP?" "I LIKE SAM." "WHAT, DO YOU WANT TO SEE US FIGHT?" "I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT." "MOUSETRAP!" "I WIN!" "CONGRATULA" "TIONS, BILL." "MAYBE YOU CAN GET THE SCHOOL TO START A TEAM." "FUNNY." "SAM, DON'T WORRY." "IT'S JUST A GAME." "I MEAN, I'M GOOD AT MOUSETRAP, AND YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT KERPLUNK." "NO." "NO, NO, NO." "IT'S NOT THAT." "IT'S JUST THIS THING WITH CINDY." "SHS KINDA-- SHE'S KINDA BORING." "REALLY?" "IT'S WEIRD HANGING OUT WITH HER FRIENDS." "I MEAN, ALL SHE EVER WANTS TO DO IS MAKE OUT AND STUFF." "I'D KILL TO BE THAT BORED." "MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT." "I MEAN, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO OUT ON DATES AND STUFF?" "WELL, Y-YEAH." "WE WENT TO THE MALL TWICE," "AND WE WENT TO THIS FOOTBALL GAME ONCE," "AND AFTER THAT, WE WENT TO A DIFFERENT MALL." "THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE" "AND DO SOMETHING THATYOUWANT TO DO." "BUT WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO?" "THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HER?" "Neal:" "BECAUSE SHE'S A GODDESS!" "AM I THE LAST SANE MAN ON THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET?" "HEY, PASS HER OVER HERE." "I'DMOVETO THE MALL IF SHE WANTED ME TO." "ALL RIGHT." "I'LL ASK." "JUST SHUT UP ALREADY." "SO HOW COME WE NEVER HANG OUT AT YOUR HOUSE?" "UM, 'CAUSE I HATE IT THERE?" "RELY?" "YES, REALLY." "HOW COME EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M JOKING ALL THE TIME?" "SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY VOICE, ISN'T IT?" "THAT'S WHAT I THINK." "I MEAN, YOUR PARENTS SEEM SO NICE." "WELL, THEY'RE NOT BAD PEOPLE." "THEY'RE GOOD AT THEIR JOBS." "I GUESS--I GUESS RAISING ME" "WASN'T ONE OF THE THINGS THEY LEARNED TO DO IN COLLEGE." "SO HOW'D YOU TURN OUT AM I?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I WAS, UH, I WAS RAISED BY A NANNY." "YEAH." "CATHERINE." "SHE WAS PRETTY-- SHE WAS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW." "SHE WAS THE BEST MOMMY MONEY COULD BUY." "I DI" "I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME." "YEAH." "WELL." "YOU KNOW, I THINTHAT WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING." "IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, SO YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME YEAH." "OFYOU WON'T FREAK OUT." "OH, I'M PRETTY HARD TO FREAK OUT." "NO, I'M SERIOUS." "YOU PROMISE?" "I CAN TRY TO PROMISE." "IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE OR SOMETHING, THOUGH" "NO." "YOU KNOW, FORGET IT." "I'M SORRY." "GO ON." "N." "BUT WHEN I WAS BORN..." "MALE OR FEMALE" "YEAH." "ME, TOO." "NO, I MEAN--I MEAN, I WAS BORN WITH BOTH..." "WITH BOTH MALE AND FEMALE PARTS." "MY PARENTS MADE A DECISION WITH THE DOCTORSI MEAN, THANK GOD, THAT I SHOBECAUSE THAT'S WHO I AM." "BUT IT'S STILL A REALLY BIG PART OF MY LIFE..." "AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW." "NO, THIS IS..." "GOOD THAT YOU TOLD ME THIS." "ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?" "IT" "YOU'RE--YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE ALL GIRL NOW." "YEAH." "YEAH." "SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S OK, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S, UH, IF I WAS DATING YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST BORN," "THINGS, UH, MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT" "'CAUSE OF ALL THAT STUFF." "BUT NOW YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE ALL GIRL NOW, SO IT'S..." "OK." "THANKS, KEN." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, I, UH," "I HAD MY APPENDIX OUT, SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THERE." "HA HA HA HA." "LINDSAY, OLD JEFF ROSSO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR DAY." "YOU'VE HEARD OF A GUY NAMED VICE PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH, HAVEN'T YOU?" "YEAH." "WELL, I'VE ARRANGED R YOU TO ASK HIM THE FIRST QUESTION" "DURING THE INFORMAL Q AND A WITH THE STUDENT BODY." "I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT." "WHY?" "BECAUSE I'M A DEMOCRAT." "SO?" "SO I WOULDN'T HAVE VOTED FOR REAGAN IF I WAS OLD ENOUGH." "WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK TO HIS LACKEY?" "GEE, I DON'T KNOW." "MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH." "MAYBE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE WE CAN ACTUALLY QUESTION OUR LEADERS" "WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING HACKED TO DEATH BY A MACHETE." "MR. ROSSO, I DIDN'T" "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FORGET IT." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO THE VICE PRESIDENT." "THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE HERE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR COUNTRY." "I GUESS ME AND MY HIPPIE FRIENDS WERE ALL JUST WASTING OUR TIME" "AT BERKELEY DEMONSTRATING AND STOPPING AN UNJUST WAR." "PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED." "OK, MR. ROSSO." "STOP." "COME ON, LINDSAY." "I WAS SO EXCITED FORYOUTO DO IT!" "YOU'RE A SPECIAL PERSON, AND IT'S YOUR DESTINY," "IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, TO BE INTERACTING WITH WORLD LEADERS." "DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?" "YOU BET I DO." "OK." "FINE." "I'LL DO IT." "I'VE GOT THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!" "12 GRAND A YEAR, AND I'M OVERPAID." "EXCUSE ME, SIR." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU AND THIS YOUNG LADY" "TO PLEASE LEAVE THE OFFICE." "NO, SIR." "W THERE ANYTHING WRONG?" "E JUST NEED TO INSPECT AND CORDON OFF THESE AREAS" "UNTIL AFTER THE VICE PRESIDENT'S VISIT." "BUT, UH, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK?" "SORRY, SIR, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM." "THANKS VERY MUCH." "ISN'T THIS EXCITING?" "THANK YOU." "DO ME A FAVOR?" "GIVE ME A ROOM SWEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE." "YEAH." "UH, CROCKPOT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A VISUAL ON THAT BOGIE." "HE'S COMING AT YOU." "HE'S ABOUT 6'3", A REAL DR. FEELGOOD LOOK." "CHECK HIM OUT." "WOW." "IT'S SIXTH PERIOD ALREADY." "YEP." "DID YOU HAVE A GOOD LUNCH?" "I THOUGHT THE CAFETERIA FOOD" "LOOKED A LITTLE GROSS, SO I HAD AN APPLE." "IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD." "IF YOU LIKE SALISBURY STEAK." "[BELL RINGS]" "UM..." "I HAVE TO GET TO MATH, SO" "I GOT CHEMISTRY." "GIVE YOU A CALL." "SO WHAT SHOULD I ASK?" "WELL, ASK HIM SOMETHING REALLY TOUGH, YOU KNOW?" "PUT HIM ON THE SPOT." "WHAT WOULD HE NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" "THEY SAY THAT REAGAN HAD IRAN DELAY THE RELEASE OF THE HOSTAGES" "UNTIL TER HE WAS ELECTED." "YOU SHOULD ASK HIM ABOUT THAT." "WRITE THAT ONE DOWN." "I BET HE FLIPS." "I WANT TO ASK HIM ABOUT TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS." "OH, LINDSAY, THAT'S BORING." "NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THAT." "HERE, GIVE ME THIS NOTEBOOK." "KIM..." "I WANT TO ASK HIM ABOUT THE ALIENS AT ROSWELL." "[LAUGHING] COME ON." "I GOTTA WRITE DOWN SOME REAL QUESTIONS." "OK." "HOW'S IT GOING?" "GREAT." "I THINK I" "'M GONNA GET A "B" IN MATH." "I'M SO RELIEVED." "CINDY, I WAS KINDA THINKING THAT MAYBE" "YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME." "LIKE A REAL DATE, YOU KNOW?" "SAM, YOU'RE SO SWEET." "OF COURSE I'LL GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU." "YEAH?" "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO?" "ALL THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS" "ARE GOING TO THESE BATTING CAGES, LIKE THIS GOOFY GOLF TYPE PLACE," "AND THEN AFTERWARDS, THEY'RE GONNA GO SWIM IN THIS LAKE." "DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN?" "YEAH." "WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW..." "I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE I COULD PLAN THE DATE." "I'D TAKE YOU OUT." "IT WOULD BE MY SURPRISE." "IT WOULD BE ON ME, YOU KNOW?" "I GET IT." "YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT LIKE A REAL GENTLEMAN." "YEAH. [CHUCKLES]" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THINK THAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC." "COOL." "[WHISTLE BLOWING]" "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE." "WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?" "ACTING LIKE WHAT?" "YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!" "I'M LOOKING AT YOU." "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHAT I TOLD YOU?" "NOTHING." "YOU KNOW, YOU TOLD ME, AND I'M FINE WITH IT." "YOU'RE NOT FINE WITH IT!" "YOU'RE ACTING COMPLETELY WEIRD." "WELL, I DON'T THINK I AM." "I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT AFTER YOU TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU'RE NOT REACTING AT ALL." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY." "THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO." "I--I CAN'T CHANGE IT." "YOU'RE SUCH A JERK." "AMY, TELL ME WHAT TO SAY," "'CAUSE CLEARLY YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND." "DO YOU STILL LIKE ME?" "YEAH!" "OF COURSE I LIKE YOU STILL." "AND YOU CAN LIVE WITH THIS?" "LIVE WITH WHAT?" "IT'S OVER." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MOVE ON." "KEN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "IT'S NOT THAT EASY." "NO MATTER WHAT THE DOCTORS DID," "THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE SOME PART OF ME THAT'S..." "A GUY?" "NO." "FORGET IT." "[BAD ENGLISH ACCENT] IF IT WERE ME, I'D TAKE HER TO A BROADWAY SHOW." "BROADWAY?" "WE'RE IN MICHIGAN." "[NORMAL VOICE] DINNER THEATER?" "THE JERKIS PLAYING AT THE DISCOUNT THEATER." "THAT'S NOT EXACTLY ROMANTIC." "LAUGHTER IS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC." "GET A WOMAN LAUGHING AND YOU'VE GOT A WOMAN LOVING." "YOU GOTTA GET HER A REALLY GOOD PRESENT." "YOU COULD MAKE HER SOMETHING." "LIKE OUT OF PAPER MACHE." "YEAH, THAT'S GREAT." "IT'S FROM THE HEART." "HEY, HARRIS?" "WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO YOU GET JUDITH?" "JUDITH HAS VERY PARTICULAR TASTES." "ABOUT THE ONLY THING SHE EVER WANTS" "IS SCENTED OILS AND PLENTY OF TIME WITH HER MAN." "Everybody:" "ECCH!" "I HAVE THE PERFECT GIFT." "WHAT IS IT?" "YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE THIS TO ME" "WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT CINDY'S AGE." "IT'S AN HEIRLOOM." "I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST ELEGANT THING I'D EVER SEEN," "AND I'M SURE IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER KNEW" "HOW IMPORTANT THIS WAS TO YOU, SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE IT." "AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT." "AFTER ALL, THIS IS YOUR FIRST LOVE." "THANKS, MOM." "WIT" "RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER." "I A PERFECT COUPLE." "OK, LOOK, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING NOW," "D YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NO" "AND NOT TO TELL ANYONE EVER, OK?" "AMY'S NOT REALLY A GIRL." "BUT SHE'S KINDA--SHE'S I MEAN, YOU KNOW,SHE IS--KINDA PART GUY, TOO." "WHAT'S THAT MEAN?" "IT MEANS THATSHE WAS PACKING BOTH A GUN AND THE HOLSTER." "L HAVE,YOU KNOW..." "THE GUN?" "NO." "THE DOCTORS TOOK CARE OF IT." "Nick:" "I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY." "YOUBETTER GET RID OF HER." "TO BREAK UP WITH HER." "NTI REALLY LIKE HER." "I MIGHT EVEN..." "LOVE HER." "REALYEAH." "YEAH." "I DON'T KNOW." "DOES IT?" "S" "TO MY NEW "OFFICE,"" "COURTESY OF BIG BROTHER." "IT'S KIND OF CRAMPED." "SORRY ABOUT THAT." "QUITE ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "KEN MILLER." "HERE." "TALKIN'." "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" "UM, I, UH, CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF," "BUT I ACTUALLY CAME HERE TO ASK YOU SOME ADVICE." "WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY PAY ME FOR." "YEAH." "UM..." "WELL, THERE'S A SMALL LITTLE CHANCE THAT..." "I MIGHT BE GAY." "I SEE." "THAT'S COOL." "AND, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE A GOOD PERSON" "TO TALK TO ABOUT IT, SINCE YOU'RE GAY." "I'M NOT GAY." "YOU'RE NOT?" "NO." "OH." "MAN." "I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT" "WHY DID YOU THINK THAT?" "I--I DON'T KNOW." "YOU JUST--YOU KINDA HAVE THIS WAY ABOUT YOU," "AND I'VE--I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH A WOMAN." "I DON'T BRING DATES TO SCHOOL." "LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY." "IT'S JUST NOT MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE." "I THINK I'D BETTER GET GOING." "KEN, YOU CAN STAY AND TALK ABOUT THIS." "NO, I DON'T THINK I CAN." "THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DANCE, BUT I DON'T KNOW ITS NAME" "THAT PEOPLE FROM BAD" "[HEAVY METAL PLAYS]" "IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW THAT OLD GANG OF MINE" "I'M EATIN' FANCY CHOW AND DRINKIN' FANCY WINE" "I'D LIKE THOSE STUMBLEBUMS TO SEE FOR A FACT" "THE KIND OF TOP-DRAWER, FIRST-RATE CHUMS I ATTRACT" "ALL I CAN SAY IS, WOW, HEY, LOOK AT WHERE I AM" "I'M LANDING, POW, RIGHT IN A POT OF JAM" "WHAT A SETUP, HOLY COW" "BELIEVE IT" "IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME" "FRIENDS COULD SEE ME" "SAID IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEME" "[MUTTERING TO HIMSELF]" "COME ON." "COME ON." "NO!" "DAMN IT!" "COME ON!" "MOTHER" "MR. ROSSO?" "LINDSAY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR." "YOU NEED SOME HELP?" "I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT." "BU OH..." "SH'S PEOPLE..." "REJECTED YOUR QUESTIONS." "SO THEY'VE WRITTEN ONE FOR YOU." "HERE." ""WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT IN THE STATE OF MICHIGAN?"" "WHAT THE--WHAT HAPPENED?" "THE BUSH PEOPLE FOUND THE ONES YOU WROTE TOO "SOPHISTICATED."" "SOPHISTICATED?" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "THAT'S CODE FOR "NICE TRY, BUT THIS IS A GLORIFIED PHOTO OPPORTUNITY."" "LOOK, I'M DISAPPOINTED, TOO, OK?" "BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP A POSITIVE PERSPECTIVE ON ALL THIS, OK?" "YOU ACTUALLY GET TO INTERACT" "WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES." "THAT'S HISTORIC." "OOH." "MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, HE'LL TELL ME" "WHICH STEAKHOUSE HAS THE BEST PRIME RIB." "DON'T YOU THINK I'M P.O.'d, TOO?" "I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE AN ACTUAL POLITICAL CONVERSATION." "YOU CAN'T WIN WITH THESE PEOPLE." "YOU KNOW WHAT ALL MY PROTESTING ACCOMPLISHED IN THE SIXTIES AT BERKELEY?" "16 SCARS ON MY HEAD FROM A TEAR-GAS CANISTER." "WE TRIED TO GET 'EM TO STOP THE WAR." "THEY STOPPED THE WAR WHEN THEY FELT LIKE IT." "AND NOW ALL MY COMPATRIOTS ARE GETTIN' RICH WORKING WALL STREET," "AND I CAN'T GET MY KEYS OUT OF MY MOTHER'S CAR." "WHAT, THAT'S IT?" "YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP?" "COME ON." "THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO?" "NO, THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO." "YOU CAN GO GET BROOKSIE THE JANITOR TO COME OUT HERE AND HELP ME." "SO I TOLD TODD THAT REPUBLICANS AREN'T..." "SELFISH." "IT'S JUST THAT THEY DON'T BELIEVE POOR PEOPLE SHOULD GET HANDOUTS." "I MEAN, THEY SHOULD GET JOBS." "HANDOUTS JUST MAKE THEM LAZY, DON'T YOU THINK?" "UH, I DON'T KNOW." "I GUESS SO." "WELL, THEY DO." "TODD NEVER UNDERSTOOD." "HE'S A DEMOCRAT." "THEY LIKE HANDOUTS." "UM, AND SPEAKING OF HANDOUTS, HA HA," "UH, I GOT YOU SOMETHING." "REALLY?" "SAM, YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND." "WHAT'D YOU GET ME?" "WHAT IS IT?" "IT'S AN HEIRLOOM NECKLACE." "IT'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS." "HOW MUCH DID IT COST?" "UM, I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S AN HEIRLOOM." "WELL, THANK YOU." "THAT'S VERY SWEET." "WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON YOU?" "NO, THAT'S OK." "YOU KNOW, IT'S METAL, SO IT'D BE COLD ON MY NECK AND EVERYTHING." "ISN'T THAT STUPID?" "THEY'RE AFRAID OF REAL QUESTIONS." "HE'S NOT COMING TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL TO BE INTERROGATED" "BY A BUNCH OF PIMPLE-FACED TEENAGERS." "YOU HAVE TO BE POLITE TO THE MAN." "OH, SO, WHAT--IF YOU HAVE A ZIT, YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO AN OPINION?" "IS THAT IT?" "I JUST THINK IT'S NICE HE'S COMING." "I MEAN, I'M SURE HE'S A VERY BUSY MAN." "MOM, BUSY DOING WHAT?" "WAITING FOR THE PRESIDENT TO DIE SO HE CAN TAKE OVER?" "LINDSAY." "LOOK, THERS A MORE IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY" "TO BE HAD HERE." "I WAS THINKING..." "WHEN YOU ASK YOUR QUESTION, YOU CAN MENTION MY STORE." "DAD, THAT'S SICK." "WOULD BE SICKIF WE WENT OUT OF BUSINESS." "YOUR ONLY AFFILIATION RIGHT NOW TO ANY PARTY IS TO THE WEIR PARTY." "WE NEED HELP." "MOM, TELL HIM TO STOP, PLEASE." "NO, HONEY, THIS IS SERIOUS." "THOSE MEGA-STORES CAN OFFER DISCOUNTS YOUR FATHER CAN'T." "THIS IS NO BIG DEAL." "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY," ""HI, I'M LINDSAY WEIR." "MY FATHER OWNS A-1 SPORTING GOODS OUT ON 16 MILE,"" "AND THEN, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT IN MICHIGAN?"" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO THAT." "OH, AND MAYBE YOU COULD WEAR" "ONE OF THE STORE'S NEW T-SHIRTS." "SHOW HER, HONEY." "HE HATES THESE CANS!" "STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!" "HA HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "MORE CANS!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "ISN'T THIS GREAT?" "YE" "DO YOU WANT SOMEPOPCORN OR SOMETHING?" "WILL POPCORN MAKE" "IS NO." "I THINK IT'S STUPID." "OLD IS THIS GUY?" "HE'S GOT GRAY HAIR, AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD." "WHAT?" "[GUNFIRE]" "[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]" "M?" "YEAH?" "WHAT ARE YOU" "OW!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M GIVING YOU SOMETHING." "OH, GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME?" "I'M GIVING YOU A HICKEY, YOU GOOF." "OH, MY GOD!" "I'M ENDANGERING YOUR LIFE!" "COVER ME!" "NO YOU'RE COVERED!" ", YOU GUYS, REALLY, ROSSO'S COOL." "DID YOU EVER REALLY LOOK AT HIM?" "HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD-LOOKING." "YEAH, IF YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS." "SHUT UP!" "HEY." "HEY, WHAT'S UP?" "HEY, GUYS." "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, DANIEL?" "NG, GUYS?" "OH, JEE THAT." "WHAT THE HELL, KEN?" "!" "TAKE IT EASY, MAN." "OH, MY GOD." "Lindsay:" "HEY, DANIEL, YOU OK?" "YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT." "ARE YOU GUYS GONNA TELL US" "WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS ALL ABOUT?" "JUST FORGET IT, KIM." "DANIEL, HE JUST PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE!" "GIVE IT A REST, OK?" "AMY." "CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN?" "HEY." "YOU OK?" "YEAH." "ARE YOU?" "YOU LOOK WEIRD." "HUH?" "MY BEST FRIENDS WERE PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TONIGHT." "CINDY AND ME WENT TO SEETHE JERK," "AND SHE DIDN'T LAUGH ONCE." "UH-OH." "I MEAN, SHE'S SO PRETTY." "HOW COME I DON'T LIKE HER?" "M, JUST 'CAUSEA GIRL'S PRETTY" "DOESN'T MEANNOT L." "YEAH, I KNOW." "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT," "YOU CAN ALWAYS BREAK UP WITH HER." "T BR" "WHY NOWHY?" "WELL, BECAUSE THEY CAT BELIEVE THAT..." "SHE'S GOING OUT WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE." "SAM, YOU CAN'T JUST IF YOU DONAND" "EC" "MAN, SAM." "WHAT?" "LET ME SEE IT." "YOU BETTER WEAR A TURTLENECK" "BEFORE MOM AND DAD SEE THAT." "HIGHWAYS AND DANCE HALLS" "A GOOD SONG TAKES YOU FAR" "YOU WRITE ABOUT THE MOON" "AND YOU DREAM ABOUT THE STARS" "BLUES AND OLD MOTEL ROOMS" "TRICIA, NICE BLOUSE." "RED, WHITE, AND BLUE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU." "GOOD MORNING, MISS." "WOW!" "MR. ROSSO, YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD." "YEAH, I CLEAN UP NICE, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF." "SO, YOU READY?" "YEAH, I GUESS." "ARE YOU?" "YEAH." "THAT WHOLE THING IN THE PARKING LOT," "THAT WAS CRAZY." "THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE." "BUT WE SHOULDN'T GET SO WORKED UP ABOUT IT." "LET'S JUST HAVE FUN." "THE VICE PRESIDENT IS HERE!" "THIS IS EXCITING, ISN'T IT?" "HEY." "HEY." "SO," "YOU REALLY GONNA DO IT?" "I'M A MEMBER OF THE WEIR PARTY." "HA HA HA HA!" "MY STOMACH HURTS." "YEAH, MY STOMACH WOULD HURT, TOO," "IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL." "Neal:" "I'M GLAD YOUR STOMACH HURTS." "KNOW WHAT THAT IS?" "IT'S YOUR BODY TELLING YOU" "YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE." "NO, NEAL, I'M NOT MAKING A MISTAKE, OK?" "JUST BECAUSE A GIRL'S PRETTY DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE'S COOL." "OK, SAM," "FIRST OF ALL, OF COURSE IT DOES." "AND SECONDLY, YOU'RE JUST SCARED." "I MEAN, YEARS FROM NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE SITTING IN YOUR HOUSE," "LOOKING AT YOUR UNATTRACTIVE KIDS" "WITH YOUR UNATTRACTIVE WIFE, SAYING TO YOURSELF," ""MAN, WHY DID I EVER DUMP THAT GODDESS CINDY SANDERS?"" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I CAN'T LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS." "HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME" "THAT I MADE OUT WITH VICKI APPLEBY?" "OH, SHUT UP." "YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR." "HEY, AMY." "WHOA, WAIT UP!" "IS EVERYTHING OK?" "NO." "I CAN'" "T EVEN BELIEVE I CAME TO SCHOOL TODAY." "WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, LINDSAY." "NO, I DON'T." "YOU MEAN KEN DIDN'T TELL YOU?" "NOBODY'LL TELL ME ANYTHING." "DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?" "MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU." "YOU KNOW, LINDSAY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "HEY, AMY!" "GOOD LUCK WITH HAIL TO THE CHIEF!" "THANKS." "[COUGHING AND RETCHING]" "[TOILET FLUSHES]" "HEY." "ARE YOU LINDSAY'S BROTHER?" "SAM." "YEAH." "DID YOU JUST PUKE?" "NO." "I'M NERVOUS." "BECAUSE OF GEORGE BUSH?" "I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH CINDY SANDERS." "WOW." "WHY, MAN?" "SHE'S HOT." "YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST REALLY DIFFERENT THAN I AM." "YEAH." "I--I KNOW HOW THAT ONE GOES." "I'VE BEEN THINKING I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO." "[MOCKING] OH, HOW COME?" "IT'S COMPLICATED." "VERY COMPLICATED." "[SIGHS]" "IT'S JUST WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON." "I MEAN, SHE THOUGHT THE JERKWAS STUPID." "YOU SERIOUS?" "MAN, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVEDTHE JERK." "ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT." "SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING THAT I LIKE." "WE NEVER HAVE ANY FUN TOGETHER." "THAT'S TOO BAD, MAN." "REALLY, MY--MY GIRLFRIEND'S PRETTY COOL WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF LIKE THAT." "GOD, THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WELL, I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH CINDY SANDERS." "GOOD LUCK, BUDDY." "THANKS." "SAM, I'VE BE LOOKING ALL OVER" "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "WHAT?" "SAM, YOU'RE WEARING A TURTLENECK." "ARE YOU COVERING UP MY HICKEY?" "WHAT?" "NO!" "NO, I--I" "IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING." "COME ON, DON'T GET ALL MAD." "OH, THANKS, SAM." "SO I GUESS IF YOU GOT ME A DIAMOND RING" "AND I DIDN'T WEAR IT BECAUSE I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED," "YOU WOULDN'T GET ALL MAD, EITHER?" "HEY, COME ON!" "I GOT YOU A NECKLACE," "AND YOU'VE NEVER WORN IT." "IT WAS UGLY!" "IT WAS AN HEIRLOOM." "SAM, DO NOT START A FIGHT WITH ME RIGHT NOW, OK?" "I HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND INTRODUCE BUSH." "CINDY..." "WHAT?" "I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE." "I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING FRIENDS." "FRIENDS?" "WHY WOULD YOU JUST WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?" "I JUST REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND," "LIKE BEFORE." "NO." "NO?" "NO, SAM, YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME." "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE." "THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M GOING OUT WITH YOU" "IN THE FIRST PLACE." "HEY, I AM NICE!" "I'M JUST NOT HAVING ANY FUN." "ARE YOU?" "NO." "NO, I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN, SAM." "HAVE YOUR STUPID HEIRLOOM BACK." "UM, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING." "YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HER." "ARE YOU GONNA EAT WITH US AT LUNCH TODAY?" "YEAH, YEAH." "THANK GOD." "LET'S GO." "I'M SORRY." "AND I DON'T CARE, AND I'M SO SORRY." "I HAVE TO GET TO THE ASSEMBLY." "OK." "ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE JUST EAT LIKE YOU'D NORMALLY EAT." "HELLO, MY NAME'S ROSSO." "IT'LL BE ON YOUR LIST." "JEFFREY THEODORE ROSSO?" "SIR, COU YES." "LD YOU STEP OVER HERE FOR A SECOND?" "SIR, ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN" "A MEMBER OF AN ORG" "ANIZATION CALLED THE TAFT STUDENTS ALLIANCE FOR A NEW AMERICA?" "I NO." "MEAN, I MIGHT BE ON THEIR MAILING LIST" "SOMEWHERE FROM WAY BACK," "BUT I'M CERTAINLY NOT" "WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'VE BEEN RED-FLAGGED AS A SECURITY RISK." "I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO ATTEND THE ASSEMBLY." "THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE." "I WORK HERE." "YEAH, I KNOW." "OK, NOW, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO ESCORT YOU" "TO A LITTLE HOLDING AREA THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED OVER HERE." "OH, WAIT, THERE HE IS!" "MR. ROSSO, THANK YOU SO MUCH" "FOR GETTING LINDSAY THIS OPPORTUNITY." "Lindsay:" "HEY, MR. ROSSO, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "I GUESS I ROCKED THE BOAT A LITTLE BIT IN MY YOUTH." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, LINDSAY." "JUST GO IN THERE AND MAKE THE SCHOOL PROUD." "MR. ROSSO, PLEASE." "STEP BACK." "STEP AWAY." "Jean:" "WOW." "SEE, I TOLD YOU THAT GUY WAS A KOOK." "SO WHAT DO YOU TEACH HERE?" "ACTUALLY, I'M A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR." "REALLY?" "SOMETIMES I HAVE TO JUST STAND IN ONE PLACE" "FOR 12 HOURS AND STARE AT A WALL." "YOU START TO SEE THINGS." "YOUR FEET-- THE PAIN" "WELL, IT'S AN IMPORTANT JOB." "YOU EVER NO, IT'S NOT." "HEARD OF THE VICE PRESIDENT GETTING ASSASSINATED?" "NO." "YOU KNOW WHY?" "IT'S NEVER HAPPENED." "WILL IT EVER HAPPEN?" "NO WAY." "BECAUSE WHO CARES?" "KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," "AS THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE STUDENT LIAISON" "FOR McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL," "I AM HONORED TO PRESENT TO YOU..." "[SNIFFLES]" "THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA," "GEORGE BUSH." "[BAND PLAYSHAIL TO THE CHIEF]" "YEAH, HAIL TO THE CHIEF!" "THIS SONG ROCKS!" "YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES-- I MEAN, THIS SOUNDS CRAZY" "BUT SOMETIMES I THINK I JUST WANT TO RIP OFF MY VEST AND JACKET" "AND JUST PUT ON A T-SHIRT" "AND GO AND, LIKE, MAKE PANCAKES SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING." "BUT, I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE CRAZY, RIGHT?" "HEY..." "I'VE GOT A TEST" "WHICH REVEALS WHAT TYPE OF JOB YOU'RE BEST SUITED FOR." "YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?" "THANKS, JEFF." "UH, NOW WE'RE GOING TO OPEN UP THE FLOOR" "SO THE VICE PRESIDENT CAN TAKE SOME QUESTIONS" "FROM OUR STUDENT BODY." "AND OUR FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM MS. LINDSAY WEIR." "MS. WEIR, GO RIGHT AHEAD." "MR. VICE PRESIDENT, MY NAME IS LINDSAY WEIR." "MY DAD OWNS A1 SPORTING GOODS ON 16 MILE ROAD." "MY QUESTION IS..." "WHY DID YOUR STAFF REJECT MY QUESTION?" "ARE YOU AFRAID OF AN OPEN DISCOURSE WITH THE STUDENTS?" "[MURMURING]" "FUNNY KID." "ONE OF McKINLEY'S FINEST." ""DO YOU LIKE WORKING WITH MAJOR APPLIANCES?"" "THAT'D BE A YES."
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"Previously on Penny Dreadful..." "You let her go out with a man!" " What have you done?" " Stop it!" "Did you enjoy your evening?" "Never again..." "will I kneel to any man." "Now they shall kneel to me." "Is it a blessing, the purpose of which we cannot yet see?" "I know you, my friend, Ethan Chandler." "What can I do for you, Inspector?" "You know him." "American. 6'3", I would say." "It means nothing." "You're sure you don't recognize him?" "Entirely sure." "I'm expanding down here in the cellar" " for a new attraction." " More crime scenes?" "Something much more ingenious." "Hello, old pal." "I'm not going back to America." "You are." "I see you outside of this house... and I'll kill ya." "While I'm gone, do be mindful of Sir Malcolm." "And if he needs me, don't hesitate." "He released himself from the enchantment." "You lost your power over him?" "Perhaps you're not as desirable as you thought, Mother." " You grow impertinent." " You grow old." "Now Sir Malcolm is himself again and so he will come." "Sir Malcolm has gone." "We need to find Miss Ives and Mr. Chandler." "If you will let Miss Ives live," "I will walk with you to the end of time." "It's the one thing I cannot do." "The Master will have her." "I leave you with a few memories." "Mind them." "They sting too." "Easy, boy." "I have taken the sensible precaution of tossing your firearms outside." "Through the same little window wherein I gained entrance." "There are times one's diminutive size bears strange fruit." "Miss Ives!" " Come down here." " Leave her out of this." "Oh, pshaw." "Mmm." "That's it, honey." "Come join the merriment." "How'd you find us?" "Not too hard tracking down a six-foot American traveling with a raven-haired beauty such as this." "Took me some time, but, well, you know my persistence, old friend." "Did you think you could hide from me?" "Let her go." "You are a repellent creature." "You don't know the half of it." "Hope you don't mind." "Gets awful uncomfortable." "This is what your boyfriend did, honey." "When he was in one of his more obstreperous moods." "Put these on him." "No... behind his back." "Now we have a curious dilemma, do we not?" "Mr. Chandler shall be returning to his home country with me." "But what shall we do with Miss Ives?" "What shall we do with all that pretty hair?" "You lay a finger on her and I'll..." "You'll do what?" "The only real question is... do I scalp her before or after I fuck her?" "Oh, God!" "So now we are homicides together." "It was him or us." "And that excuses everything?" "I don't know." "You did that to his face?" "Yes." "What are you?" "Come on." "You must come." "Sir Malcolm's in trouble." "It was a kind of enchantment or bedevilment." "It shattered him rather, breaking free of it." "And then he disappeared." "Was he taken?" "Mr. Lyle doesn't think so." "And where has he gone?" "Into the Witch's castle." "Did you imagine it?" "When you came across my emaciated corpse, crawling with the creatures of the earth, flesh eaten hollow." "Did you imagine my slow death?" "Feeling the bugs crawling over my face?" "Oh, Peter, my outrage takes pride of place." "Our father left you to die from neglect and his lust for glory... but with me, he actually looked into my eyes and pulled the trigger." "With my arms outstretched, defenseless before you." "Not many men can claim to have killed all their children." "You're not real." "You are not here!" "We're here as long as you are." "Do you think you can forget us?" "I have faced down graver threats than those conjured from my memory!" "Oh, well said, Malcolm." "How like you." "Kiss me, darling." "Like you did in the old days." "No!" "Mother, you look tired." "It's a temporary situation, I assure you." "Mmm." "She's on her way." "I can feel her." "And then... all will be well." "And you're confident you can deliver her to the Master?" "What are you about, Hecate?" "Enjoying your terror, if I'm honest." "What if you fail?" "What if Miss Ives should prove stronger than you think?" "What would the Master do to you then?" "Caution, daughter." "Children should walk before they run." "And mothers should know when their children are ready to run." "You believe you are?" "I believe what you have taught me." "That youth is paramount, that the sinuous agility of the young mind and body will always triumph over the ravages of age, the slowness of decrepitude." "I believe the dinosaurs should know when the mammal is hunting." "If I were of another constitution," "I would fear you." "You know I obey you in all things, Mother." "For how long?" "How long did the dinosaurs last before the mammals discovered their claws... darling?" " Where are you going?" " I've a social call to make." "Don't worry, I'll be back for the festivities." "What's going on?" "There've been policemen about." "I don't know why." "Comforting to have them here though." "Mr. Chandler." "Inspector." " Might I have a word?" " Shall we walk?" "Well, mightn't we be more comfortable inside?" "No." "Ma'am." "Sir." "My name is Inspector Bartholomew Rusk." "And you are?" "This way." "Why all the police?" "Sir Malcolm reports there has been thievery in the neighborhood, although our records don't support the claim." "But Westminster must be protected." "You don't give up." "That I do not." "So, this is where you live?" "Is it?" "Disguise it as you might try," "Sir Malcolm recognized your picture." "Perhaps he's just a fan from my theatrical days." "Do you know the medical neurosis called the phantom limb?" "It's not uncommon when people lose an arm or a leg or such." "When I lost my arm," "I was constantly reaching for things with it." "It seemed so real... but it wasn't." "More and more, I think this is all some... sort of phantom limb." "Something is going on here which is not an actual arm or leg." "Something not quite real... but completely true." "You mean otherworldly?" "That's precisely what I mean." "I couldn't codify it in a report log, nor could I capture it in a crime scene photograph." "This place, those people and you... are a phantom limb." "Are you a superstitious man?" "Not by nature." "But I'm learning to be." "And the things I have seen over the years, Mr. Chandler, have made me a bit mad, I think." "Set a thief to catch a thief." "And set a monster to catch a monster?" "Very like." "My less monstrous colleagues will be on duty night and day, you can be assured." "You will not take one step from this house when you will not be observed." "Your peace of mind, such as it is, will cease to exist and a length of hemp will seem a cheap price to be free of the burden." "I'm sure you're right." "Now if you'll excuse me?" "Of course." "Good evening, Inspector." "Good evening, Mr. Talbot." "Yes." "I have penetrated your fanciful stage name." "Ethan Lawrence Talbot." "Born the year of our Lord 1857 in the New Mexico Territory, enlisted in the United States Cavalry" "March the 2nd, 1882." "Your complete War Department dossier is currently being ferreted out from thick ledgers in various departmental agencies in Washington." "When it arrives, I'm sure it'll make fascinating reading." "Really... you would do well to make a clean breast of it." "The quarry has been run to his hole." "He has lost his anonymity and his freedom of movement." "He should know when he is captured." "Cornered animals are the most dangerous." "But they are cornered, nonetheless." "Not until there's evidence that will stand up in court of law." "True enough." "But I'm about it, you can be sure." "Enjoy your evening, Ethan." "I stand at the ready to be of assistance and liberate you from your burdens, one way or another." "The moon is full tonight." "I know." "You'll help me again?" "Good evening, Mr. Chandler." "Mr. Lyle." "Mr. Lyle was explaining his treachery to us." "I don't for a moment deny my... complicity with that evil woman but you must believe me when I say that's done and I am willing to suffer the consequences of my disloyalty to her... which are ruinous." "And now we're to trust you?" "I hope I've demonstrated my allegiance to the people in this room." "My shame is my own to live with, and I shall." "No one here is above guilt, Mr. Lyle." "We need every ally for the night ahead." "What do you mean?" "Sir Malcolm needs our help." "We will go to him." "No." " Ethan, we have to help." " No." "We can't go tonight." " Or any night." " He's right." "Their power is multiplied many times over by night." "And, in any event, Miss Ives, you cannot go inside that house." "Sir Malcolm needs me!" "There will be no discussion on the point!" "That's exactly what she wants!" "I will not let him suffer alone." "Vanessa, listen." "I understand you want to help Sir Malcolm, and we will, but you know what those things are capable of." "And you, Mr. Chandler, know exactly what I'm capable of." "This is my work now, for it is not a battle of firearms, it is a battle of faith." "And yours is not strong enough." "There's no goddamn way you're walking in there alone and certainly not at night." "Mr. Chandler is right." "We go tomorrow." "In the day." "All of us." "We save that man." "We kill that woman and all her like." "It will be unholy slaughter." "Fresh flowers, fresh flowers, fresh flowers!" "Look over there." "My dear Mr. Clare!" "You seem inordinately contemplative." "I suppose I am." "Well, at least the citizenry's enjoying my beasties now, although they prefer my crimes, God love them." "Congratulations." "You seem to have a success." "Which only emboldens me for greater ballyhoos to come!" "Do you have an especial favorite?" "What?" "They're all too ugly." "Isn't that rather the point?" "It's not real." "True evil is... above all things, seductive." "When the Devil knocks at your door, he doesn't have..." "cloven hooves." "He is beautiful and offers you your heart's desire in whispered airs." "Like a Siren, beckoning you to her ruinous shore." "And what do you do, when that Siren sings?" "You save your soul... or you give it to her." " But then you're damned." " But you're not alone." "Interestingly, I thought about putting Pandora and her wicked box in the exhibit." "But in the end I didn't." "I mean, how could you show what the box contained?" "I could tell you." "A mirror." "Nothing but a mirror." "What things you must do here." "So much empty space to fill up with your..." "adventures." "But you like adventures." "Who doesn't?" "You're a very interesting man, Dorian." "You can't be as pure as your face suggests." "And are you?" "As for the room, I find diversions to fill it." "I've held balls, as you know." "And the occasional gathering of like-minded friends." "Photography sessions." "What do you photograph?" "All manner of life." "I've even held Theosophical Society meetings here." "What's that?" "A sort of religion, seeking a personal connection to the divine truths," "to that hidden knowledge." "You must like hidden things, for you hide things very well." "As do you." "I don't know what you mean." "Don't you, Brona?" "Or is it Lily now?" "Or is it some divine admixture of both?" "This room is made for secrets." "Then tell me yours." "In time." "Tell me now." "Now, boy." "Kneel." "Kneel, boy." "Tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine." "I've been staying here and thought it best that we sort all this out." "You mean you haven't seen your cousin?" "You don't approve?" "I know the attraction of narcotics on occasion but..." "Yes, yes, "But."" "Of course." "Scientifically speaking, life's nothing but a series of chemical reactions." "So, to accelerate or decelerate that process is of no great matter." "It gives us that illusion of power in a life with little," "does it not?" "And, yes, it becomes an addiction," "this... seeking transcendence." "Much like your addiction to God." "I'm sorry she hurt you." "I'm sorry you feel so unloved." "You are a beautiful monster." "And there are those who could love you... and shall." "Life awaits you." " The cellar again?" " Yes." "You should tell Miss Ives." "I think she knows, in her way." "Not everything, but... enough." "You should tell her all." "Why?" "She will take your pain and make it hers." "That is what she does." "Don't you think she has enough to worry about?" "She is without limits." "And your limits?" "I have been much feared and hated in my life." "By my people, by yours." "These marks mean I was a slave trader." "This is my sin to live with." "But in this house" "I have found kindness among the unkind." "So have you." "I've not had many friends in my time... but I'm proud... to count you among them." "Get some rest, Ethan Chandler... for tomorrow we see none." "There, there, Ethan, calm yourself." "You're in no danger from me." "How did you get in?" "Oh, your ingenious charms and spells and such?" "I'm sure those little totems are very comforting to you, but they've no real power to those who don't believe in them." "What do you want?" "I think the more appertain question is what do you want, Mr. Chandler?" "Such a grim little room, really." "Do your ambitions not exceed this?" "I have no ambition." "Everyone has ambition." "And yours?" "To join your great enterprise." "I don't mean Miss Ives and the rest of this woebegone bunch..." "I mean yours." "The Wolf of God." "You have been chosen." "You are unlike all others and you have a profound destiny." "Will you seize it?" "And what's that destiny?" "To strike with impunity." "To feed at will." "To serve not the emaciated Galilean God but to stand alongside the great winged Lucifer as he reconquers heaven's bloody throne." "Will you crawl with the insects, or will you rise over them?" "Say I put a bullet in you?" "Do it." "That won't change what's going to happen." " Will it kill you?" " Oh, yes." "Doesn't take a silver bullet to kill us." "But pull the trigger and you deny yourself the one person who could be your greatest ally in the future that awaits you." "You have been given a great power." "One day you will use it and take your foretold place over these mortal animals." "You know in your heart I'm speaking the truth." "Admit it." "Yes." "You are what you are." "And when you're ready," "I will serve you best of all." "Do you know what he's doing?" "No, Miss." "I'm so curious." "For months now those workers have been coming and going over there." "Pounding away with hammers." "Another attraction, I'm sure." "Father and his ballyhoos." "As if those hideous crime scenes weren't bad enough." "But he hasn't asked me to work on any new figures." "That's odd, don't you think?" "I couldn't say, Miss." "Good night, Miss Lavinia." " See you tomorrow." " Mr. Clare..." "I have a wicked sort of idea." "Let's go explore what Father's been building." "I shouldn't tether you to my intrigues, but I'm so damnably curious." "I can't very well go adventuring on my own." "Shall you be my gun-bearer and guide?" " Uh..." "I really don't think..." " Oh, please." "There's some things I can't do by myself, as much as that galls me." "And you are my true friend." "Please." "No one will know." "I promise." "Uh, this way then." "But let's be quick." "Tell me what you see." "A cell... with a heavy iron door." "I don't understand." "Is it for animals?" "I believe so." "There's a row of them." "Watch your step there." "My God." "He's not opening a zoo now." "I'm afraid so." "Are they empty?" "Tell me what you see." "No, there's something in one of them." "A book." "What book?" "Stay here." "I'll tell you." "It's a book of poetry." "You should enjoy that." "How old are you?" "Ancient." " Can you die?" " Find out." "When we could do so much together?" "No." "This sad little world is ours." "Now..." "let me see your power." "Go heal yourself... my beloved immortal." "She's gone." "Oh, for fuck's sake." "Get the others." "Ethan, you can't go tonight." "Get the others." "She should have known better." "That doesn't matter now." "We have to help her." "You have no idea what hell you are stepping into." "She's there now." "That's all that matters." "Surely you jest." "Mmm." "Come on, we have to go out the back." "We don't want to be followed." "There's a way out through the cellar." "You should not go." "You know what is going to happen." "Let it." "It was ever so suspenseful." "Would you question all the new construction?" "Would you creep in and take a look?" "But I told my parents you're a man of honor." "You were mistaken." "Then why are you in that cell, Mr. Clare?" "In truth, I'm rather glad it was I who got to entrap you so artfully." "God, all those tedious discussions we had." "Not everyone shares your mania for poetry." "Hello, Mr. Clare." " Why am I here?" " It's your new home." "Albeit a bit on the wee side... but you'll soon have compatriots to ease the boredom." "It's where he belongs." "Animals are right in cages." "There, there, Mrs. Putney." "Have you puzzled it out?" "You're to put me on display." "Not just you, pet." "What can the carnival escapologist or fortune teller compare to living, breathing freaks?" "You can't keep me here." "But of course we can." "That's the point, Sonny Jim." "Scream your lungs out if you like." "No one will hear." "And even if they could, who would care?" "You know Londoners." "What care they for the suffering of malformed brutes?" "They will look and they will point... and they will pay." "I've tasted success, sir... and it's a meal I now wish to devour." "Welcome to my home, Miss Ives." "Where is he?" "Cowering in a corner, a silk thread away from madness by now," " I should think." " Let him go." "I shall in time." "He's lost his power to entertain me." "When men become mad, they quite lose their dignity." "And without that, well... what are they but throbbing vermin made to procreate and expire?" "Come this way." "My sister was always a bit of an embarrassment to me." "Very headstrong, wasn't she?" "She could have had the world and all its riches, instead, she chose that grotesque little hovel and her abortionist knives." "Did you enjoy watching her burn?" "Not near as much as I enjoyed watching you branded." "Still stings, doesn't it?" "That flesh is dead." "We'll see." "Miss Ives, what a distinct pleasure." "Welcome to my home." "Not quite yet, dear girl." "Now prepare the others." "They'll be here soon." "Who?" "Your friends, of course." "We'll be ready." "And I've a singular welcome in mind for Mr. Chandler who I saw earlier this evening, by the way." "I kissed his lips." "I still taste him." "This way, Miss Ives." "I need to see Sir Malcolm immediately." "There's someone else you need to see first." "So, I'm to meet your Master?" "Oh, my darling... he's your Master as well." "You and Mr. Lyle take the front." "We'll find another way in." "And then what do we do?" "Kill everyone you don't recognize." " All right then." " Wait." "If you would." "Far be it from me." "Don't let me hurt our friends." "Promise me." "On your life." "Yes." "My God." "No!" "No!" "Lyle!" "Sir Malcolm..." "It's Doctor Frankenstein." "Father." "Father." "Your children have returned." " I can't stop it!" " I know." "No!" "You must!" "I beg you!" "I will not." "I am just a man." "You have been chosen by God." "My friend, Ethan Chandler." " And these are your works?" " Mmm." "From over the years." "They facilitate my singular occupation." "Handsome bits of the craft, aren't they?" "Murderer." "Please!"
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"Hi." "I'm Andy Millman." "What would you rather do, have your child die of thirst or dysentery?" "That's not a choice that you or I have to make, is it?" "But one in five people don't have access to clean drinking water." "Every day, millions of people have to drink the only water available to them and they run the risk of dying." "You can help put an end to that terrible risk by pledging just £5." "Please help." "Cut." " Was that all right?" " That was fantastic." " Brilliant, my pleasure." " Thank you so much." "That was so wonderful." "Chris!" " Hi, hello." "How are you?" " What's this for today?" "It's for people in the Third World..." " Yeah." "...who don't have clean drinking..." "This screen." "Are you gonna project anything on there?" "Oh, we don't know yet." "I'm not quite sure." "Okay." "Because we have an album coming out, Greatest Hits." "Maybe just put a picture of the album cover on it." " Oh, ah..." " Just simple." "I think, probably, if we're gonna project anything, we'll show sort of pictures of people dying because of a lack of clean water." "Could they be holding the album?" "Not really, no." "I think that might be a bit inappropriate, perhaps?" "Oh." "I presume at some point you're gonna have some footage of these people walking around looking sad, miserable." "What about some music?" "Check this out." "(HUMMING)" " Is that one of yours?" " Yeah, yeah." "Trouble." "Just say at the bottom, "This is available, Coldplay, Greatest Hits."" " I'm not quite sure what's gonna happen yet." " Easy." "Easy." " So easy!" "All right, okay." " I think probably..." " Now, where do you want me to stand?" " Just there, that's great." " Hey, I know you." " You all right?" "Are we having a laugh?" " Are you having a laugh?" "Yeah." " Yeah." "I could come on your show." " What's your audience, five or six million?" " That'd be fab!" "I don't know." "I think it's weird, celebrities just popping up in a sitcom, you know what I mean?" "It'd be good." "I could play myself." " Right." "What would Chris Martin be doing visiting a factory in Wigan?" " I don't know." "You work it out." " We will." " We won't." " We will." " When do you shoot?" " Thursdays." " I can't do Thursdays." " Oh, never mind." "Okay." " I can do Wednesdays." " We can move it." " We can't move it, can we?" " No." "We can." " Well, move it." " I'll have..." "Yeah." "Can we get on with this?" "I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer's and landmines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal, plus Gwyneth's making drumsticks." "Do some bloody work." "What's up with you lot?" " We're depressed, Mr Stokes." " Why?" "Radio's broken, Mr Stokes." "Statistics prove that workers are much more productive with musical accompaniment." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)" "Oh, we can't work without music." "Can't work without music!" "Who are you, seven bloody dwarves?" "You'll just have to buy us another one." "(EXCLAIMING)" "I'm not made of money, and we've spent the budget for the year, so I don't know what we're gonna do." "(AUDIENCE CHEERING)" " Maybe I can help?" " I don't believe it." "It's only Chris Martin from Coldplay." " Hey." "Chris, what are you doing here, in a factory in Wigan?" "It's mental." "Well, Ray, I'm just in the area to promote our new album," "Coldplay, The Greatest Hits." "(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)" "And I thought I'd pop on over and say hello." "Right." "When's that due out?" "It's coming out on the 17th of this month and it's gonna be really great." "Oh, fantastic." "Well, this is gonna sound absolutely ridiculous," " but do you mind performing a song for us?" " Are you having a laugh?" "(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)" "# When you try your best but you don't succeed" "# When you get what you want but not what you need" "# When you feel so tired but you can't sleep" "# Stuck in reverse" "# The lights will guide you home" "# And ignite your bones" "# And I will try to fix you #" "(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)" ""This week When The Whistle Blows sunk even lower in its desperate attempts" ""to appeal to as many of the great unwashed as possible" ""by roping in the services of rock star Chris Martin, whose inexplicable appearance" ""was the latest attempt by Andy Millman" ""to shamelessly prop up his lame duck of a sitcom."" "I told you." "I told everyone." "Why did I let people convince me?" " Calm down." "Muffin?" " No." " Have a lovely bit of muffin." " I don't want any." " Do you mind if I have a little bit of muffin?" " No." " Thank you." "Bar?" " Yo." " I'm having the muffin." " I'll come through." " Why is this an event?" " He's excited." "All right." "All right, Andy?" " All right, Shaun." " Lovely bit of muffin." " Hello, you." " Oh, lovely." " Why's he eating it like that?" " Yeah." "Why are you eating like that?" "Me hands." "I've been cleaning out the toilets." "I've got no gloves." "You..." "You shook my hand when you came in." "Well, it's politeness, innit?" "Just being polite." "We are celebrating with that lovely bit of muffin." "What would be the best news you could get today?" "You're going full time at the Carphone Warehouse." "I don't work at the Carphone Warehouse any more." "Well, I do Saturday mornings while Nirinda's pregnant." " All right." " No, what news could you get that'd mean you've finally got the critical respect you've been looking for?" "I don't know." "BBC One comedy with catchphrases and stupid wigs filmed in front of a live studio audience of morons is suddenly considered cool?" "That's never gonna happen, is it?" "No." "You've been nominated for a BAFTA." "Best Comedy Performance." " Really?" " Yeah." "Not going to win, though." "Something classier than this'll win." "No, no." "Because I was thinking the same, and then I was looking down the list of nominees and it's all crap this year, so you've got as good a chance as anyone." "Cheers." "More good news as well." "I had a call from a toy manufacturer and they're quite keen to put out a Ray doll for Christmas." "You press a button and it goes, "Are you having a laugh?"" " Who's gonna buy that?" " Same people who watch your show." "Thick kids and their thick parents and, you know, thick..." "Thick people, I get it." "The thick demographic, that's what I'm going for." "Don't slag them off 'cause those people spend a fortune on this sort of tat." "And ringtones as well." "Oh, that Crazy Frog made millions." "Yeah." "Where is he now?" "Probably working on a follow-up album, I'd have thought, or trying to crack Japan." "It's not bad for a frog, though, is it?" "It's very good for a frog, Bar, if you don't mind me saying." "I'd have thought he's probably the second richest frog in the world after Kermit." " Kermit, yeah." "There was his nephew, Robin." " Ah, Robin was good." "Looked set to take over the empire for a while, didn't he?" "Yeah." "He was a very good actor and singer." " SHAUN:" "Halfway Up the Stairs." " Good song." "Do you know, I've never been to an awards ceremony before." "Nor have I." "Do you think there will be photographers there?" "Probably." "What if I fall or dribble something down my front?" " What are you, a toddler?" " Oh, there's some nice frocks in here." " Come on in and have a look." " No." " Help me choose something." " I'll wait out here." "(CLEARS THROAT)" " How much is this one?" " That's £2,500." "(LAUGHS) That's a bit much." " Yes." "Are there any of these that are..." "It's all very expensive." "I don't think you can afford anything." " How do you know what I can afford?" " Oh, just a hunch." "Hunch, you're a hunch." " Hmm?" " Nothing." " Nothing in there?" " No, nothing." "Come on, let's go." " Oh, where we going now?" " Somewhere, just anywhere else." " What exactly are you looking for?" " I'm looking for a place where people aren't quite as rude." " Who was rude?" " Her in there." " What happened?" " She just looked at me like I shouldn't be there, like I was a piece of dirt." " Come on." "Come on." " Oh, no, no." "(PRETTY WOMAN PLAYING)" " That one?" " Yeah." "Good day." "My friend here was looking for a dress." "I wondered if we could help her with that." "Gold Card there." " Well, I'm sure we can." " Hmm." "Good." " Yeah, I think she was looking at this one." " Oh, wonderful." "How much is that?" "£2,500." "£2,500?" " Do you want that?" " Yeah." "(GRUNTS)" " If you don't want it, don't have it." " No." "I want it." "I can definitely afford it." "It's just a matter of is it the right dress?" "Yes." "Could we bring it back if there's something wrong with it, say, after this coming Sunday?" " No." "We don't do refunds." " No, no, no." "But if it didn't fit." " She should try it on." " I know, but what if she got fat?" " By Sunday?" " No." "What if the stitching there was to be pulled apart slightly?" " Pulled apart?" " Just came apart?" "Just normal wear and tear." "The sweat rot under the old armpit." "Cuts through the old stitches." "Could we..." "Let's make absolutely sure, okay?" "Always good to be sure." "Sorry about this." " You're not thinking..." " What?" "I'm gonna ask you a question now." "Consider the answer, okay?" "Do you really want me to spend £2,500 on that dress?" "Yes." "She does!" "Aw." "Go on." "We've all learnt a lesson today." "There's a chance it won't fit." "It's not even tax deductible." "Do you do celebrity discount?" " Well, I don't know who she is." " She's nobody." "Are you having a laugh?" " No, we don't do discount." " No." "Not, "Are you having a laugh?" Watch this and comprehend." "Are you having a laugh?" "Does no one here know..." "Is she having a laugh?" " Do you know?" " Oh, yeah." "You're from that sitcom." " Correct." " Any good?" "Not really." "It's a bit broad." "Relies on catchphrases and funny wigs." "Sorry." "Did I ask for a critique?" "Shall I come down to the storeroom and say you haven't swept up right?" "Unbelievable." " So you don't do celebrity discount?" " No." " No, not 1%?" "Couldn't give me 1%?" " Oh, okay." "I'll do you a 1% discount." " What's that?" " On £2,500?" "£25." "Not worth it." "I'd rather you stuck it on if anything." "Well, shall we just leave it as it is?" " That's your Christmas and birthday." " Yeah, okay." "Never would have spent that much." "Those are £600." "(LAUGHING)" " They're very expensive." " That's not why I was laughing." "I was laughing they weren't expensive enough in a way." "That's what tickled me when I first saw the 600." "What do you think?" " Do you think it's all right?" " Yeah." " Can I get it?" " Yep." "WOMAN:" "Andy!" "WOMAN 2:" "Andy!" " Andy." " Andy, will you win tonight?" "Oh, it's just, you know, flattering to be nominated." " Is that your girlfriend?" " No, no, no." " Yeah, all right." " Always tell journalists the truth and let them change the facts later." " And who are you wearing?" " Maggie." " No." " Who are you wearing?" " Maggie Jacobs." " No." "Whose dress is that?" "It's mine." " Ah, okay." "Thank you." "She won a competition." "Don't speak to anyone else tonight." " What did I..." " Not even to me." "Dale!" "Dale!" "Darling, Dale!" "Toby Anstis." " Have you ever eaten a worm?" " I don't even know what a "worrrm" is." "There's an "r" in it." "You should "prrronounce" it "worrrm"." "Old girlfriend." "Oh, God." "Shall we..." " Andy!" " Hi!" " Hi!" " You all right?" "Yeah, I'm good, thanks." "Yeah." "God, you've done well." "Yeah." "All downhill from here." "Well, are you..." "What's..." "Um..." "What..." "Are you BAFTA tonight?" "Are you..." "First time?" " Well, yeah, as part of the Holbyteam." " Good luck with the..." " Um..." " Yeah, thanks, thanks." " And good luck to you as well." " Absolutely." " Yeah, it's a pity." "No, we should ask..." " Yeah." "I'll see you later." " Okay." "Good luck with the..." " Thanks." " Good to..." " Good luck." "See you later." "Cheers." " Who was that?" " The most boring woman in the world." " Really?" " Yeah." " How do you know her?" " I went out with her for a while when I was an extra on Holby City." " Oh, and then she dumped you?" " No." "I dumped her." " You dumped her?" " Yes." " Really?" " Yes, it does happen." " When was this?" " Couple of years ago." "Was that before or after you lost your virginity" "to the one who looked like Ronnie Corbett?" " After, obviously, it was two years ago." "What, so you lost your virginity a long time ago then, did you?" "Yes." "I'm in my forties." " I know, but when?" " A long time ago." "Exactly." "What age were you?" " Oh, I don't know." " What?" "16?" "17?" " Were you older than that?" " Oh, what is all these questions?" "I lost my virginity." "Full stop." " Why were you attracted to Ronnie Corbett?" " I wasn't attracted to Ronnie Corbett." "She just happened to look like Ronnie Corbett." "It was the bank's Christmas do." "I was drunk, all right?" " Oh, the bank's Christmas do?" " Yeah." "But you didn't start working there till you were 28." "Oh, who are you?" "Columbo?" "Leave it." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Davina McCall." "Good evening and welcome to the British Academy Television Awards, and in front of me are a whole host of understandably anxious stars, all wondering whether they're going to walk away with that most coveted of awards," "the BAFTA mask." "Now to our first category this evening, it is the Lew Grade..." "WOMAN:" "I also want to thank our inspiring and bossy boss..." "ROB BRYDON:" "And the BAFTA goes to..." "Oh, my favourite, Jamie's Prison Dinners." "MAN:" "Thanks to a terrific production team." "You weren't a production team, you were family and thanks for everything..." "SIR DAVID FROST:" "Unlike newspapers, our TV newsrooms have to remain impartial, at least theoretically..." "MAN:" "The winner is, The Woman Who Gave Birth To Herself." "DAVID DIMBLEBY:" "But right in my eye line, on all fours like a dog..." "MAN:" "The BAFTA goes to South Bank Show:" "Dick and Dom Special." " Well, hello." " All right?" "Everything all right here?" "We could do with some more wine, please, waiter." " Comedy gold." "Absolute comedy gold." " Thank you." "I love it." "No, actually here in an official capacity." " Oh, yeah?" " Part of the Best Drama nomination for Paul Abbott's Cock of the North." " I imagine you saw it." " I didn't." "I had quite a large part." "It was..." "It was good, you know." "Best Drama." "The Holy Grail, as it were, of BAFTAs." "But you're, of course, you're here with your sitcom, aren't you?" " Yep." " Yeah, well." "Good luck." " Yeah, and you, mate." " Well, you deserve, you know..." " I understand it's very popular." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Good luck, mate." " Yes, well, I'll..." " Better get back." " See you later." " Drama crowd, as it were." " Yeah." " But..." "Yeah." "Catch you later." " Cheers, mate." "Yeah." "MAN:" "We are on air live in 45 seconds and counting." "Many of you at home and in this room probably don't recognise Len Shearman, but you'd certainly recognise his work." "Len was one of the most influential and passionate drama producers in the history of television." " Excuse me." "Excuse me." " And in an industry famous for back-biting and bitchiness, he was a gentleman of unquestionable integrity." "Sorry." "Hello, all right?" "Oh, for..." " Sorry I'm a bit late, I..." " Shut up." "Richard Briers." "I..." "I was a bit late because I was just waiting for this, which is the prototype of..." " It's the prototype of the Ray doll." " I don't care." " There he is." " Oh, who's gonna buy that?" " Like I said before, stupid people." " Yeah." "Who are these stupid people?" "That is brilliant." "Can you buy them?" "It's good, isn't it?" "You will be able to buy them." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Turn it off!" "What are you doing?" "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "I was with Len only a few days before the end..." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "...and he didn't have long." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Just turn it off." "Take the batteries out or something." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Have you got one of those very tiny screwdrivers?" " Are you having a laugh?" " His wife..." " Is he having a laugh?" " He leaves his loving wife..." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Take the batteries out." "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Are you having a laugh?" "Is he having a laugh?" "Tacky shit!" " Oh, dear." "I think it's broken." " Yeah." "I think you're right." "Pull my trousers up." " Oh, hello." "Andy's friend, Maggie." " Yes, hi." "Yeah." "He didn't introduce us, so, hello, pleased to meet you." "Hi." " God, you two used to go out?" " Oh, for about 10 minutes." "Why did he let you go?" "Look at you, all lovely." " Oh, thanks." " Bit of a catch for him." "A man that didn't lose his virginity till he was 28 and that was to a woman who looked like Ronnie Corbett, so..." "God, what did you say to him when he said he couldn't go out with you any more because he thought you were boring?" "He..." "He said it was because I was boring?" "Hmm?" "He told me it was because he'd just come out of a long-term relationship and he wasn't ready for something else." "(STAMMERING) Not boring, not boring." "He didn't say that you were boring." "He said..." "I think he said that the BAFTA thing, the kind of, the ceremony, doing all the clapping was probably gonna be boring because, um..." "Coming up, we have the prestigious BAFTA Fellowship, but first, the award for Comedy Performance." "So please, will you all welcome Harry Hill?" "Commiserations again, Andy." "I knew I wouldn't win." "I'm not in it for the awards anyway." "Well done." "Still, it's nice to have some recognition from one's peers, isn't it?" "Listen, it's not really my business, but have you considered doing something without a laughter track?" "I think they're considered rather old-fashioned these days." "You know, if you want to pick up one of these old gongs." "Not bothered." "As I say, not in it for the awards." "Also, I don't know, wigs and silly glasses, bit undignified for men of our age, don't you think?" "I don't think we're the same age, but cheers." " Looks a bit desperate is all I'm saying." " I don't feel desperate." "As I say, it's a knock-about comedy." "I'm not into high-art, so..." "Ah, yes, but as Oscar Wilde so wonderfully put it," ""We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."" "He was probably looking up men's trousers, the old poof." "Sorry?" " He was looking up at the stars, yeah." " Yes." "That's right." "I'm off to look at some stars myself right now." " You'll be seeing stars in a minute." " What?" "Nothing." "Why do you keep coming back in?" " Andy." " What are you doing?" "Come in here." "It's all kicking off in here." " I'm not coming in there." " Come in here." " What are you doing?" "What?" " Just come in." "(SNORTING)" " Who's that?" " Oh, hi!" " How are you doing?" "All right?" " Yeah." "He's one of us." "Don't worry." " I'm not into this." " No, it's all right." "Just have a little bit." "It'll just cheer you up a bit." " No, no, no." "What's going on in there?" "I'm just finishing up." "Excuse me for five minutes." "Why are you doing a woman's voice?" " How many people are in there?" " One." "That's a different voice." "Two, including the woman that you just heard." "Open the door." "Right, let me explain, okay?" "I was just in here, and I was leaving, and he put his..." "That's my agent." "Darren Lamb, nice to meet you." "You shouldn't say your name." "Never tell them your name." "Well, don't..." "Well, he knows who..." "it was your fault." " Why was it my fault?" "Well, because they saw your head over the cubicle door." "They saw your head under the cubicle door, but there's no point in arguing amongst ourselves, we're..." "Well, well, well, the Three Stooges." " Sorry. ls something funny?" " Your joke was excellent." "Shut up." "Corbett." "It's always bloody Corbett." "You see, I expect it of him." "But you, you're the new kid on the block, aren't you?" "I mean, how'd you fall in with his crowd?" "Is this it or is there any more?" "Just a bit of whizz, you know, to blow away the cobwebs." "Hand it over, then." "Come on." " And where did you get it?" " I don't remember." "Now, don't piss me about." "Where did you get it?" "I don't remember." "Was it Moira Stuart?" "I can't say." "Look, we don't want you." "Just give us a name, you can walk free." "You don't get it, mate, do you?" "I don't remember." "All right, here's something you will remember." "You're banned from BAFTA." "You can never win a BAFTA now." " What?" "Me as well?" " Yeah, all of you." "Oh." "You can never attend any of our varied events." "You can't come to the film BAFTAs, you can't come to the TV BAFTAs, and you can't even come to the Children's BAFTAs." "What about the Welsh BAFTAs?" "Well, would you attend the Welsh BAFTAs if you were asked?" " Probably." " Okay, expect a call." " He'll come to the Welsh BAFTAs if you want." " Yeah." "Yeah, we're after, you know, more respected comedians." " Makes sense." " Get out of my sight." " That's all of you, yeah." " Makes sense?" " I reckon I could have had him in a fight." " Yeah." "You idiot!" "And the winner is Holby City." "Thank you all very, very much indeed." " I'd like to thank..." " Is that the girl you lost your virginity to?" " Who?" " The one that looks like Ronnie Corbett." "That is Ronnie Corbett." " Why would she be wearing a tuxedo?" " She might be a lesbian." "And why would I lose my virginity to a lesbian?" "I don't know." "She might have turned lesbian after you slept with her." "...we all say thank you for that." "On a personal note, thank you to my partner." "Once again, thank you..." "Well, I can never win a BAFTA as long as I live." " Why?" " I don't want to go into it." "This is a shitty night." "Can't get any worse, though." "I'd just like to say to Andy Millman, right," "I may be boring, but at least I didn't lose my virginity when I was 28" "(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) to a woman who looks like Ronnie fucking Corbett." "Prick!" "(CROWD EXCLAIMING)" "No explanations needed." "What's up next?" "Huw Wheldon Award for Specialist Factual, brilliant." "(TEA FOR THE TILLERMAN SUNG BY CHRIS MARTIN)" " Oh, can we get a cab?" " No." "We'll walk." "I'm joking." "If we sell the dress, we can get a limo." " Sorry, can I get your autograph, please?" " Sure." " What's your name?" "It's Paul." "(THUDDING)" "(MOUTHS)"
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"Previously on Penny Dreadful..." "Do you believe me?" "What are you asking me to believe?" "That you were hunted by vampires?" "That you commune with Satan?" "I've lost the immortal part of myself." "No matter how far you have walked from God," "He is still waiting ahead." "Where is your master?" "Soon you'll meet him again." "Again?" "Don't you remember, my lady?" "When was this?" "In the white room." "Why do you think he was talking about the Banning Clinic?" "This has to be the room where I met the Master in the past!" "I know what I'm asking." "I don't think you do." "Hypnotism can be extremely traumatic." "Are you alone?" " Always." " No one comes in?" "An orderly with the food." "I've brought your food, Miss Ives." "Tell me about him." "The orderly?" "Yes." "We barely spoke." "When you did, what did you talk about?" "I don't remember." "Nothing." "How long were you in that room?" "Five months." "And he was the only person who came into your room all that time?" "Yes." "Describe him, the orderly." "Nondescript." "Look at his face now." "Let your eyes move over it." "What do you see?" "Round sort of face." "Pleasant." " Good complexion." " Eyes?" "Blue." "Go on." "What else?" "Let your eyes move." "He's tall." "Strong hands without veins or age to them." "Very closely cropped hair." "Food, Miss Ives." "You have to eat, Miss." "Please eat." "Why didn't you eat?" "Why are you here?" "What..." "Why can I see you?" "Your mind is between both worlds now." "You're in my office, and here in the cell." "Why didn't you eat?" "I wanted to die." "You were trying to starve yourself?" " Yes." " Why did you want to die?" "I had betrayed my friend Mina." "I was ill." "No," "I was evil." "Satan had touched me." " And..." " Yes?" "There was another." " Another demon?" "Who?" " Yes." " I don't remember." " Try." "If you don't eat... there'll be consequences." "Bring it to me." "No." "It's three feet away." "I'm tired." "They tortured me today." "I'm not to engage in conversation, Miss." "Are they listening?" "No." "They didn't torture you." "You weren't there!" "They're making you well." "Bring me the food." "No." "How are they making me well?" "The injections never end." "And the questions." "You're to begin other treatments tomorrow." "What are they?" "Bring me the food." "No." "Is it day or night?" "Sorry?" "The light's never off and there's no window!" "Is it day or night?" "Which would you prefer it to be?" "Night." "Then it's night." "Bring me the food." "No." "I'll collapse." "No, you won't." "Bring me the food." "Help me!" "No." "You think I'm a spoiled bitch." "We're not to engage in conversation, Miss." "What's the treatment tomorrow?" "They call it hydrotherapy." "I need the blanket." "What?" "Hand me the blanket, Miss." "Why?" "You're not supposed to have it." "Hand me the blanket, Miss." "No." " Miss." " I'll die." "You won't." "No one does." "Why can't I have the blanket?" "You're not supposed to have it in case you hang yourself." "Please." "I'm sorry, Miss." "You're not sorry." "Not at all." "How long do I..." "have to wear this?" "Until Dr. Banning decides." "Decides what?" "If you're dangerous." "I am." "Don't you think I'm dangerous?" " I think you're ill." " I'm not ill!" "Then what are you?" "I'm sorry about your face." "Well, we'll have no more of that." "No more of that." "No fight left in me." "You'd all like to see that." "Yes, Miss." "Safer that way." "It's not torture what they're doing." "It's science." "It's meant to make you better." "It's meant to make me normal." "Like all the other women you know." "Compliant, obedient." "A cog in an intricate social machine... and no more." "I couldn't say, Miss." "Couldn't you?" "Not all the women I know are cogs." "Then they're freaks." "My wife's not a freak and she's not a cog." "You should think better of your sex." "God has forgotten me here." "He can't find me here." "That's not true." "I'm not Vanessa Ives here." "I am no one." "I have no name, no purpose." "Do you want a purpose?" "Don't you?" "I'm doing it." "Is it day or night?" "Which do you prefer now?" "Day." "Then it's day." "What's your name?" "Against regulations, Miss." "You know my name." "You just told me you don't have a name." "Oh, I was being poetic." "Oh." "Don't you like poetry?" "Uh, no." "All the men I grew up with liked poetry." "I don't." "What do you like?" "Not being attacked at work." "You must get better, Miss." "They don't get easier, the treatments." "What do you mean?" "They get worse." "How?" "Just get better, eh?" "If I'm not truly ill, then how can I get better?" "If you're not ill, then what are you?" "You wouldn't believe me." "Dr. Banning doesn't." "My parents don't." "And why should they?" "I have been touched... by Satan." "My weakness allowed it." "My faith was not strong enough and Lucifer came to me." "I didn't fight him strongly enough." "I don't know that I fought him at all." "I did this for my son when he was a baby." "He's eight now." "He's not well." "Cough, he has." "We used a metal spoon at first but it hurt his mouth so we switched to a wooden one." "I'm surprised they have wooden spoons here." "Oh." "I brought this one from home." "What's your son's name?" "Um, that's..." "Against regulations." "Yes, Miss." "You must get better." "Please." "And I do believe what you say about Lucifer." "After all..." "I was there." "Oh, my dear." "We have so much to catch up on, do we not?" "What did you see?" "His eyes..." "The eyes of the Demon." " Lucifer?" " Yes." "It was the orderly." "And not!" "You're manifesting Lucifer through the orderly." "The only person you saw." "Were there more episodes like this?" " I don't remember." " Try." " I am!" " Try harder!" "Stop this!" "Take me out of this state!" "I can't." "Doctor Seward, stop this session now!" "I can't, Vanessa!" "I've been trying!" "You won't come out." "You won't wake up." "I burned your hand with a cigarette." "It didn't work." "You've apparently gone into something called a fugue state." "Look at me, Vanessa." "I'm not going to lie to you." "There's a lot we don't understand." "It's a mental and physical break, a disassociation with your bodily functions, something like a coma." "When will it end?" "I don't know." "Do people die like this?" "Yes." "But you won't." "How do you know that?" "I just do." "That's ridiculous!" "You just do!" "I know you." "And from what you say, I've known you a long time." "My ancestor, the old woman," "Joan Clayton, what would she say to you?" ""Be true."" "Be true." "You will come out of it." "When you're at the heart of your trauma, when you've found what you're here for." "I'm not leaving you for anything in this world." "What do I do?" "Keep going." "What happened next?" "I don't remember." "I was drugged." "What do you see?" "The same room." "Nothing changed." "The treatments continued." "Escalated." "I can't move my arms." "I can't speak." "Miss Ives?" "Can you hear me?" "I'm not good at this." "My wife's got short hair... and I have no sisters." "I'm sick to see you like this." "I can't stop thinking about it." "It is torture." "I'll have to undo it all before morning." "They can't know." "They'd sack me if they knew." "And then who'd attend to you?" "It'll be our secret, eh?" "Uh, this is my wife's." "She told me what to do." "I tell her about you." "That's against regulations too." "She said to use a light hand" "And spare the heavy for the lips." "She's got beautiful lips, my wife." "Her name's Marjorie." "I would leave this place, but I need the work." "Jobs are scarce and..." "I've to feed the family, you understand." "And I wouldn't leave you in any case." "Not until you're better." "And maybe we'll walk out of here together." "Wouldn't that be a day?" "Will you take a look, Miss Ives?" "Go on." "Please." "This is who you are." "Please don't forget that." "I'm really not very good at this." "Ah." "It's the only one we had." "Someone gave it to us when our son was born." ""I have a little shadow"" "that goes in and out with me." "And what can be the use of him... is more than I can see." "He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head." "And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed." ""The funniest thing about him..."" ""I never can get back by day,"" "nor can remember plain and clear," ""the curious music that I hear."" "I've got to go, before the day fellows get here." "I'm sorry." "One day soon, no one will touch you when you don't want to be touched." "Or put makeup on you, or take it off." "Ever, ever again." "If I'm honest," "I don't really believe in God, but..." "I'll pray for you." "It's Christmas today." "I'm so lonely." "Your parents?" "They stopped coming." "I'm never getting out of here." "Of course you are." "What happened before is all that will ever happen to me." "Every dance... was my last dance." "Every flower I smelled was my last flower." "Every kiss..." "I've only been with one man." "I should have died a virgin... like Joan of Arc." "Be true." "Be strong." "Sing on the funeral pyre." "Did you know she sang as she burned?" "No." "None of us are heroes." "I suppose not." "Miss Ives, if you don't show signs of improvement, he'll turn to surgery." "Let him." "You don't know what you're saying." "I'll sing as he cuts me open." "Listen to me!" "They'll start by cutting your hair off and shaving your head." "Then they'll sedate you." "Then they'll strap you to a table." "Then he'll use a drill to open your skull." "It's not a medical thing, it's a drill for woodwork." "Then he'll put a clamp on your skull... and crack it open." "And then he'll start cutting things out." "I see the results." "That's where my job starts again." "You'll have lost your ability to control your body." "You'll shit and piss on yourself and I'll clean it up." "If you're lucky, that part will come back to you." "But not much else, if I'm honest." "It varies." "But they are never the same when they come out." "Sometimes they can't walk." "Sometimes they can't speak." "Sometimes they can't open their eyes or hear." "Do you know what they are?" "All of them?" "A broken thing." "Not a tiger." "Not a flower." "Not a clump of earth." "Not even a blade of grass." "Miss Ives, you have to get better." "Then pretend to be cured!" "Be like everyone else." "Do what he wants you to do!" "I've tried." "Is it so important?" "To be different?" "To have such specialness?" "Would you want your son to be anything but what he is?" "I want him to be happy." "But what if he's not?" "Would you want him to pretend?" "No." "Then don't ask it of me." "Let me help you." "You're not ill, so you tell me." "So... what are you?" "I've told you." "And you don't believe in God so you don't believe in Satan either." "I'm a stupid man." "Very bad at my lettering and my figures, no gift for words." "But I'm here now." "And I'll listen." "So." "Why would the Devil be interested in you?" "I don't know." "If you were Lucifer, why would you be interested in someone?" "Oh, that's easy." "Because I love you." "Where you gonna go, Vanessa?" "Door's locked." "No day, no night, just perpetual twilight before they cut open your skull and try to let the demons out." "That's where trephining began, you know, in the Dark Ages." "In an attempt to release me and send me into the ether." "Didn't work then... won't work now." "For too long I have been afraid." "No longer." "I don't want you to fear me." "I want you to embrace me." "Of your own volition." "Give me your name." "Your favorite is Lucifer." "The Fallen Angel." "Defeated in that mighty battle with your Heavenly Father." "God have mercy." "Has He up to now?" "Look at this sad old world." "Children begging for a crust of rotting food a mile from where we stand." "In the shadow of this, the wealthiest city on the globe." "Look at you." "Has His mercy touched your life?" "My God is merciful and He will not abandon me." "He already has." "You're not even a blade of grass to Him." "Let us be as we were." "Before there was time, there was thee and me." "Before the scorpion crawled and the adder hissed." "Back to the time when the Old Gods sang" "And there was only thee and there was only me." "Give yourself to me freely." "Be what you are and always were." "And then?" "We stand at the fire as it consumes all men and all women and all the beasts of the Earth until only we are left." "And then we shall turn our eyes heavenward." "Yes." "And we shall smite the Heavenly Father" "From his bloody throne." "I've long dreamt of this moment, to stand at your side, close enough to touch, to smell, to feel." "Give me your name." "You can read it on my tomb." "Who are you?" "Who do you want me to be?" "Call him what he is." "The Father of Beasts, king of the maggot-crawling flesh." "So long it's been, brother." "Not long enough, brother." "And your existence in the dark netherworld?" "And yours on this filthy earth?" "Perpetual." "And the eating of flesh, and the drinking of blood?" "More beast than spirit you are." "Such a need you have of the earthly powers." "And so I am made strong and potent by the spoils of my domain." "While you, anemic, feed on dust and superstition." "The abject supplication of the weak and the ignorant." "If they cease to believe in you, do you even exist?" "They won't believe forever, brother." "We live in a mighty age of science and faithlessness." "You're fading to insignificance even as I look at you." "I'm only concerned with the faith of one." "But you're not a thing of the spirit, Vanessa." "You are a thing of the flesh..." "like me." "You're the wolf." "You are the scorpion." "You are all those things that slip and soar and stalk through the deep forest and the dark night." "You are powerful." "You feel it coiling within you." "Become the wolf... and the bat and the scorpion." "Be truly who you are." "He appeals to your lust, your appetites." "You're more than that." "You're spirit and soul." "You want her soul." "I don't need it." "Give me your flesh." "Give me your blood." "Be my bride." "And then all light will end and the world will live in darkness." "The very air will be pestilence to mankind." "And then our brethren," "The Night Creatures, will emerge and feed." "Such is our power... such is our kingdom, such is my kiss." "Yes." "One kiss and you're free of all this." "In this mortal world you'll always be shunned for your uniqueness... but not with me." "They will lock you away in rooms like this." "They will brand you a freak and a sorceresses, but I won't." "I love you for who you are, Vanessa." "And what name do I whisper to you, beloved?" "I am the Demon." "I am the Dragon." "My name... is Dracula." "So I see you clear now." "Two brothers fallen from grace." "The spirit... and the animal." "You seek my soul." "You my body." "But both are promised to another." "He who vanquished you." "He who is my protector and who stands with me even now." "Child, you have no sense of the terrors" "I will bring unto you." "Then do it." "And no hint of the horrors I can unleash unto you." "Unleash them." "No step you take will be safe." "No dream untroubled." "Battles I shall plan." "Prophesies I shall unveil." "Who are you to defy me?" "I am nothing." "I am no more than a blade of grass." "But I am." "You think you know evil?" "Here it stands." "Well?" "Why would the Devil be interested in you?" "I'm..." "May I sleep?" "I'm very tired." "Oh, yes, of course." "You should sleep." "I wish I could turn the light off." "What?" "No, don't worry." "Good night." "Vanessa, look at me." "You can come out now." "Come back to me gently now." "Listen to the sound of the gramophone." "The stylus cutting into the wax." "No." "No." "I'm not done here." "Miss Ives?" "Will you look at me?" "I'm so sorry." "I didn't counterfeit normality well enough." "I tried." "I spoke lowly." "I bent my head." "I was a submissive dog." "I was the woman he wanted me to be." "I almost succeeded." "But then... he asked me to speak about my faith." "I told him the truth, that God's immortal glory lives in me as in all of us." "How can that be anything but lunacy to a man like Dr. Banning?" "Will you eat?" "Why bother?" "You'll need your strength tomorrow." "It's to be tomorrow?" "Yes." "Will there be anything left of me?" "Will it take long?" "A few hours." "Will I feel pain?" "No, no, you'll be sedated." "Does your wife cook for you?" "Yes." "Yeah, she's a good cook." "I'd make a horrible wife." "Well, that's not true." "And you're a horrible liar." "I'll miss your hair." "So will I." "No, I mean, I'm leaving tomorrow." "What?" "This job." "Oh." "You have another?" "No." "It's no great matter." "I'll tell you what happened." "I was at home, yesterday night past." "And I was helping my son with a wooden ship model." "That's something we do." "And he asked me about the ship." "I said it was the kind of ship used for exploring the seas." "And he said, "Where do they explore, Father?"" "And I told him, "Everywhere."" "The Orient, Peru," ""and even the frozen North."" "And he says," ""What's that, Father?"" "And so I told him it was the places all covered with snow." "North of Scotland and even beyond that." "And he said, "Do people live there?"" "And I said, um..." ""No." "It's too cold and lonely all the time." "No one lives there."" "And I started to cry." "And I couldn't stop." "My son took my hand." "I..." "I couldn't stop crying." "Why?" "Because I realized I was wrong." "One person does live there, where it's cold and lonely all the time." "So I, uh, tendered my resignation." "I'll stay on long enough to see you tomorrow." "The last person you see before the surgery will be someone who loves you." "Good-bye, Miss Ives." "I'll get you something for that burn." "Sorry." "Ah." "What do you remember?" "Everything." "Images." "Like a dream, yes?" "No." "Everything." "You once said we name things so they don't frighten us." "I'm not frightened." "His name is Dracula."
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"Previously on "Twelve Monkeys"..." "Daughters shall make from Twelve, an army!" "Twelve's not a primary." "Traveling through time is killing me, isn't it?" " Yes." " How many jumps have I got left?" "Not as many as I'd like." "Why are you doing this?" "Cos you're important." "We have plans for you." " Jose, this is Sam." "Your son." " Hello." " You gotta stop." " I watched her die." "The mission's all that matters now." "You're not erasing my son." "Get it through your head." "There is no future." "Your son's already dead." "DR ADLER:" "It's been 72 hours since we got the new core from Spearhead." "Splinter sequence 44 Alpha was successful." "Mr Cole is now in 2015." "The new core is functioning at maximum capacity." "Recalibrating tracer scan for return." "(CLUNKING)" "What are you doing with those?" "Jones needs it." " She sent you?" " Yeah." "Are you lying to me, Mr Ramse?" "Yeah." " I got it." "Skydiving." " I don't know." "It's kinda played." "Have you ever jumped out of a plane?" "They strap you to instructors." "I don't like it." " OK." " Mm." "Rock climbing." "Mm, hang off a 500ft cliff by ropes and those metal keychains?" "OK." "They're called carabineers, first of all." "You know that." "When did we become adrenaline junkies?" "Filling the void." "There we go." "What do you think?" "Perfect." "(BANGING)" "No, no, no." "No, you can't be here." "COLE:" "Nice to see you, too." "It's not over?" "No, it's not." "You're alive." "So are you." "The virus is still out there." "The Twelve Monkeys got their hands on it somehow." "We destroyed M Five Ten in Chechnya, we burned it, all of it." "The CIA has satellite photos that prove that." "The Night Room is destroyed, the remains, the origin is gone." " Leland is dead." " We missed something." "We?" "No, you." "You missed something." "How is this still happening?" "Because it was never just Leland." "There's Oliver Peters." "He was at the CIA during Operation Troy." " He gave them the virus." " We need to find him." "Langley barely let us off the hook last time, we can't open that again." " Aaron, we have to." " Why?" "Look, I know this is hard for you to understand." "No, I get it." "The world is ending." "You're a time traveler." "Who doesn't know what he's doing." " Back off." " You got her killed." "And then I got her back." "How many times will you be able to do that?" "How many times does she have to die before you figure your shit out?" " Cole." " You don't know, do you?" " Stop it!" " You're right about one thing." "The future's pretty bleak if you're all they've got." "The fact that he's here?" "Again." "You have no idea how to stop this." "(COLE COUGHS)" "This is the last address the CDC had on Peters." "It's not a Markridge property..." "I checked." "So... what happens now?" "I don't know." "At least before, I had hope that we could beat this." "Yeah." "Well, nothing stays the same." "I went looking for you in Chechnya." "I know you did." "What happened?" "I ever tell you about Ramse?" "You grew up together on the outside." "You're like brothers." "You look worried." "I am!" "(SNIFFS) Whoa." "(SIGHS)" "No." "It's OK." "I know what that is." "The petals... that's how I found Jeremy." "What's with our tall man and flowers?" "He uses them to mask the smell of death." "It's an old plague trick." "That's not Peters." "It's his husband." "Peters is gone." "They must have gotten to him first." "And his hard drive." "We destroyed the virus, but not the man who made it." "We haven't changed anything." "(SIGHS)" "Are you OK?" "(SNIFFS) Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm fine." "Proust. "Remembrance of Things Past." He had this with him at the CIA." "(SIGHS)" "If you have something that you know other people want, what do you do?" "Hide it." " Peters' private journal." " What is all that?" "Recipe for a plague." "(JUKEBOX PLAYS SONG)" "That's that thing from the Night Room." "The "Annapurna Remains."" "His notes say it was excavated from the Himalayas in the Eighties." "That's where the virus was born, thousands of years ago." " What's this?" " It's Japanese." "Tokyo." "White Dragon." "Wexler told me about this place." "He knew about the Twelve Monkeys." "They're connected to this place somehow." "1987." "That's the date Leland Goines said he met me before." " But that hasn't happened for you yet." " No." "But it will." "I think this is it." "This is where it all started." "We found it." "Good for us." "Listen... this is the only connection we have to Peters." "I need you to help me find him, Cassie." "It'll be my pleasure." "I don't think that's helping you." "If Peters is recreating M Five Ten for the Twelve Monkeys, he'll need animals to test it on." "The CDC can get a list of suppliers and then I'll be able to track him down." "Just like the Big Burn and The Night Room." "Then splinter." "Apocalypse." "Rinse, repeat." "Hey." "What is this?" "What are you doing?" "You're not supposed to be here." "You think I wanna be?" "(SIGHS)" "Go." "I'll find Peters." "See you soon." "Maybe." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Do you think I haven't noticed the nosebleeds?" "The headaches." "All this splintering is killing you, isn't it?" "I'm gonna be fine." "OK?" "I know where Leland Goines got the origin of the virus." "(SIGHS) Tokyo." "(SIGHS) November 21st, 1987." "(SIGHS) A nightclub called the White Dragon." "(PANTS) What is it?" "(SIGHS)" "How could he do this?" "(SIGHS, GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" "James!" "Were you followed?" "Couple of scavs a mile back." "Where are they now?" "Glad you're back." "Elena was worried." "Where is she?" " Thank God." " Hey, you." "When Cole gets back... they're finished." "I'm not gonna be splintering any more." "I wrecked the place pretty good." "And I got this. (SIGHS)" "What is that?" "They put it in his blood before he goes into the machine." "Without it, he can't go back." " They're gonna come for that." " If they find us, we have insurance." "But if they get that back, they'll try again." "They'll stop the plague." "Make it so that we never meet." "Sam is never born." "Hey." "We're gonna be long gone." "They ain't gonna find us." " Are you sure about that?" " You have to trust me." "I'm gonna fix it." "OK?" "OK." "SOLDIER:" "Incoming." "Southeast comer." "Scavs." "Stay here." "Be careful." "SOLDIER:" "Security detail to your post." "That didn't take them long." "It's not them." "The Daughters." "At least that's what they call themselves." "Nomads." "All women." "Blame men for the apocalypse." "Hard to argue there." "Tough crew, surviving out in the open all this time." "Well, it seems like they don't know we're here." "Let's keep it that way." "What is it?" "Nothing." "Shit." "Doctor Railly with the DC office." "I'm looking for a list of test animal suppliers, but my expertise is in clinical virology, not zoonosis." "Right." "So, the best test subjects?" "Macaques. (SIGHS)" "Monkeys." "Of course." "Your condition is worsening." "The splinter process has deteriorated your body further than I anticipated." "What is that thing?" "It's a reconditioning system for molecular stabilization." "It won't reverse the damage, but it will keep you together a while longer." "I don't need it. (SIGHS) Come on, let's fire up the beast one last time. 1987." " The White Dragon." " You will die trying." "(GRUNTS, SIGHS)" "You find Ramse?" "Do you know where he might be?" "(SIGHS) Maybe." "Tell me." "I'll send Mr Whitley." " It should be me." " You have to take this treatment now." "We'll take care of Mister Ramse." "He's just trying to protect Elena and his kid." "At this point we cannot let your friendship stand in the way of this mission." " Where's Ramse?" " Tell me he won't get hurt." "Why would that matter, if you are successful?" "Because getting Ramse killed can't be the last thing I do here." "You have my word." "Ramse is likely at the old park." "Out west." "Half a mile north of the highway." "I know the place." "Those injections." "That's our last supply." "We don't have any material to make more." "But we also need Cole's continued cooperation." "So that means Ramse stays alive." "That might not be so easy." "(SIGHS) I didn't say it was easy." "You know, anything we do, even if we undo it... it happened nonetheless." "In God's eyes." "That sounds like Foster." "You getting superstitious on me?" "I don't think that God's wrath requires my belief." "And if I have to choose, the injections or Ramse?" "We need those injections." "(GLASS CLATTERS)" "I don't want any trouble." "I just have a few questions." "That symbol." "The face." "I know it." "It's from before." "Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "Is that you?" "(LAUGHS) Twelve is not primary." "You feeling OK?" "Well, it turns out scotch doesn't stop the apocalypse." "Why am I here, Cass?" "I didn't know he was coming back, Aaron." "What am I supposed to do?" " Not follow him blindly." " I'm not following him blindly." "Cass, after everything that's happened to you." "Kidnapped." "Killed." "Unkilled." " That's not gonna happen again." " It is." "It's gonna happen over and over again." "Listen to me." "If Cole is right..." "You and I don't have a future." " Cass..." " I can do this alone but don't want to." "Please don't make me." "(SIGHS)" "He's ready." "(SIGHS)" "Alright." "Let's get this over with." "Brave." "Don't make 'em like you any more." "Most stay away, whispers." "Some come for my herb." "Gives you pictures you know." "Pictures in your head you can't erase." "They don't work unless the leaves are red and they're not red unless he's been there." "Why don't you tell me about the Anny of the Twelve Monkeys." "Monkeys?" "!" "(SIGHS)" "No." "No monkeys here." "Who are you?" "We're the Daughters." "Of mothers." "And midnight." "And fathers." "It's all out of order, but there's still time, for you and me." " We have work to finish." " What are you talking about?" " What work?" " All kinds." "Undo what I've done." "You've done." "What Cole's done." "You know Cole?" "Cole, Cole..." "Eyes that see." "Poor otter eyes." "Can't stop the plague." "No." "Can't undo that." " You know who started it?" " Yes." "No." "There's only one who truly knows." "Sees." "Did see." "Will see. (SIGHS)" " The Witness." " How do I find him?" "Tell me where Cole is and I'll give you what you need." "Cole's gone." "I don't know where." "How do you know what I need?" "Take it." "It's yours." "You're gonna need it later." "You're a good friend." "Not yet." "But you will be." "Wait." "There's something you need to know." "WHITLEY:" "Get out." "Open up." "OLD JENNIFER:" "Today something happens that will change things for you." "Where's Ramse's bag?" "Where does he keep his stuff?" "Not everything is preordained." "No matter how it may seem." " Hey, you can't be here." " Shit." "These people have done nothing." "They say things happen for a reason." "(SIGHS) That is a lie." "Death can be both cause and effect." "That's how it works." "No straight lines." "You ready?" "It's time to go." "I know what happened to your mom." "It's not fair." "It's not right." "It's what it is." "You're not alone." "You always got me." "Always gonna protect you." "Always." "I gotta do something and I gotta go away for a little bit." "OK?" "But I promise you I'm gonna come back." "Promise." "Take care." "It was an accident." "I made it right!" "Really?" "ls she alive again?" "Those injections are essential for this mission!" "They may be essential." "But I'm not going after Ramse." "With whatever time is left, he should be a father to that boy." "You know you're right about one thing." "Someone, someday, will judge us for what we've done." "Alright." "So the trail of 25 Pagai Island Macaques that I tracked from Sumatra to Guam to Panama goes cold right here." "And that matters why?" "Because these particular monkeys are perfect for viral cloning, and it's the only shipment of its kind for the last two months." "Could be a coincidence, but I doubt it." "We're looking for one of these numbers." "Ready?" "OK." "You check out that row of containers." "I'll start on that side and we'll meet in the middle." "OK." "Hey, be careful." "MAN:" "Hello?" "Yes." "I can hear you." "Dr Peters?" " PETERS:" "Who is it?" " It's Cassandra Railly." "PETERS:" "Please, help me." "(SIGHS)" "The virus." "Where is it?" "(LAUGHS) It's done." "It's gone." "It's... it's..." "it's completed." "How?" "It wasn't hard." "A simple matter of reconstituting from the DNA I sequenced at Markridge." "Why would you do this?" "For Jason." "They said if I didn't finish the job that they would..." " Where are they taking the virus?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "They wouldn't say." "They just kept..." "He kept talking about the..." "the Messengers." "The Twelve." " Part of their plan." " The Twelve." "Who are they, Oliver?" "Tell me." "Jason's dead, isn't he?" "Jason's..." "What I know." "Even if you stopped them, I could just make it again." "I'm too dangerous alive." "Please." "Please. (SNIFFS)" "You need to get out of here." "Stay off main roads." "Do not try to leave the country." "Find a hole and disappear into it." "WOMAN:" "Aaron Marker." "AARON:" "Who are you?" "We haven't met." "You're one of them." "I want you to listen to me." "And consider everything I'm about to tell you." "Doctor Railly is very important." "To us." "And to you." "So, tell me." "What are you willing to do to keep her alive?" "(SIGHS) Just couldn't keep away." "Leave the case and go." "Can't do that." "I need to speak to Jones." "What for?" "Assurance." "That she'll leave me and my son alone." "You got what you want." "Let me talk to her." "Hands behind your head." "Look, what happened to Elena..." "I'm sorry, Ramse." "(GRUNTS)" "They told me... (SIGHS) what you did to the guy who shot Elena." "I know it wasn't your fault." "(GRUNTS)" "Whitley?" "Whitley, come in." "SOLDIER:" "Move, move, move!" "JONES:" "Adler, we have to revive him." "I'm going to start the splinter process." "We have to send him back to 1987 now." "Do not let him get involved." "(GRUNTS) Max." " What's going on?" " You're gonna be OK." "Mr Cole, the effects have not worn off yet." "Cole, I will go check it out." "Bring the core to full power." "We'll have to augment every conduit for a jump this far." "Input coordinates." "Double check." "There is no margin for error here." "I want all the exits sealed." "(GUNSHOTS)" "Get away from the control!" "Now!" "You thought you had everybody fooled, huh?" "Huh?" "This is all over." "It ends today." "Ramse." "It's me." "Leave!" "Now!" "I can't do that." "What do you mean you can't?" "Ramse, I want the same thing you do." "A better life." "OK?" "For all of us." "She took Elena from me." "I'm not gonna let you take my son." "She succeeds in this mission, he's gone." "Maybe he'll have a better future." "I'm his father." "Maybe not good enough." "Tell me, Mr Ramse." "The love that you feel for your son." "Can you imagine that a thousand fold?" "A billion?" "Just think of the loss across the world that hit parent after parent." "Hannah." "That's your little girl." "The plague took her from you." "That's what this is for you." "The plague happened." "My son is the future." "Your daughter is the past." "Do it." "Do it." "Ramse." "Don't!" "Mr Cole." "Shit!" "Shit!" "(PANTS)" "JONES:" "The soldiers will be here soon." "There's nowhere to go." "Give up, Mr Ramse." "I promised my son I'd always protect him." "I can't do it now I'll do it then." "Max..." "Ramse... don't let him go." "Hey." "HEY" "You?" "You wanna live?" "Send me back." "JONES:" "No!" "Don't!" "Ramse!" "(YELLS)" "You really think Peters will be able to outrun the Twelve Monkeys?" "He's a genius." "He'll figure it out." "Maybe you should have left the gun with him." "Let him do it." "It's too late to stop him from making the virus." "That damage is done." " I think that's enough." " OK." "But he's not innocent." "He thought he was saving his husband." "But he still made a choice." "I get it." "You do?" "Helping to destroy the world to save just one person?" "One person that you love." "In the end, isn't that all that matters?" "No." "Where is he?" "'(our 'gump to 198'!" "was pre-programmed, but with the serum so freshly administered, it's very difficult to say where he might have landed." "Why can't you just bring him back?" "He was never synchronized." "We have no tracer signal." "His trip was one-way." " (SIGHS)" " You alright?" "Yeah." "This treatment was a temporary solution for your condition." "It just gives us one more jump." "James." "We are out of time." "1987 is the end game." "You must find the source of the plague and you must eliminate it." "James." "Mr Ramse survives the jump, he's gonna try and stop you." "And when he does I'm gonna kill him." 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"My name is Anne Blair." "My father was Dr. Julian Blair." "This was my father's house." "In Barsham Harbor, on nights like this when lightning rips the night apart why do people close the shutters that face towards my father's house?" "And lock their doors and whisper?" "Why are they afraid?" "No one goes near my father's house." "No one dares." "I don't know where my father is." "I only know that for one brief terrible moment he tore open the door to whatever lives beyond the grave." "...he tore open the door to whatever lives beyond the grave." "Seven years ago, my father was head of the science department at Midland University a few hundred miles from Barsham Harbor." "My father was famous." "They were proud of him at the university." "That night, five great scientists came to my father's laboratory to see something no one on earth had ever seen before." "Finally ready to startle us, Dr. Blair?" "I don't blame you for being skeptical, Professor Kent but I assure you that all this is vitally necessary for the demonstration I've invited you here to witness." "You will be the first people with the exception of my wife and my assistant, Dr. Sayles to see the proof that the human brain gives off an impulse that can be recorded." "I think we'd better close those blinds, Saunders." "Please watch the chart, gentlemen." "Dr. Sayles' brain is sending out the waves you see recorded on that chart." "And whether he speaks or is silent or even if he tried to hide what he was thinking with meaningless words his true thoughts would still be recorded on that chart." "How did you reach that conclusion?" "Well you will notice a repeated pattern in the variant waves, an exact rhythm as though it were a carrier wave on which the true thoughts were being transmitted." "I think we better stop now." "You feel any ill effects?" "Not at all, Dr. Saunders." "So that's a portrait of the mind of Dr. Sayles." "Yes, Dr. Hart." "A poor thing, but mine own." "Seems incredible." "Can you make a graph like that..." "...for any living brain?" "Oh, yes." "And each brain has its own wavelength and they're as unlike as fingerprints." "Excuse me." "I couldn't help it." "She said it was important." "Helen!" "Don't blame Karl." "You're not angry, are you?" "Of course not." "Come on in." "You know everybody here." "Hello, Richard." "Hello, Mrs. Blair." "Good evening." "How are you?" "I hope you'll forgive me for interrupting, but I know my husband so well." "When he gets started in the lab he forgets about time and people and everything." "You have forgotten, dear, haven't you?" "Anne is coming home this evening." "Anne is our daughter, and she's been visiting friends in New York." "Today's her 20th birthday." "I remembered that." "lf we don't hurry, we'll be late." "Helen, wait a minute." "We've still got time." "I was showing them the recording with Richard." "Now I'd like to show them your graph for comparison." "But it's so late, darling." "Oh, please, dear, it won't take a minute." "I'm not really Julian's wife." "I'm guinea pig number one for his experiments." "And I guess I still like it after all these years." "I envy you, doctor." "A wonderful wife for a scientist." "For any man." "Thanks." "Are you sure your hair isn't wet?" "No, no." "Sure?" "Sure." "You reset the graph, please, Richard." "See how different the wavelengths are?" "Why should this record be so much stronger?" "I don't know, but every demonstration that I've made so far clearly shows the wave impulse of woman, the so-called weaker sex is much stronger and is much more regular than man's." "Evidently, there's a greater natural power in the brain of woman." "Any woman." "Haven't I always told you that, Julian?" "Has Mrs. Blair's graph ever varied?" "The individual wavelength never varies." "Well, I believe what I can see." "Now tell me where you go from there." "Well, eventually, conceivably, we may be able to record and read the thoughts of every human brain without a word being spoken." "You actually believe that someday you can push a button here and read what I'm thinking in Chicago?" "You'll be able to read my thoughts too." "lmpossible." "They called radio impossible, but all this that you see is only the first step towards what we can achieve." "It may take years, perhaps a lifetime." "But if science can unlock the human mind can uncover the secrets of every human brain well, that's a job worth doing, Professor Kent." "That's the first understatement I've heard you make." "I'd like to show them the laboratory notes, Richard." "l'll get them." "Richard, get his coat." "We've got to go." "That's right." "I'll have to leave you with Dr. Sayles." "You see, I'm helpless." "Sorry, gentlemen." "Good night." "Do hurry, Julian." "l'm sure we've got plenty of time, dear." "Richard, I forgot to turn off those switches." "I'll take care of that." "We'll see you at the house later." "All right." "Come along, Julian." "Hurry up." "You know I think I even convinced Professor Kent, and that's a major triumph." "Darling, don't be a scientist anymore tonight." "You're asking an awful lot, but I'll try." "Say, aren't we going the wrong way for the station?" "You've forgotten again, haven't you?" "I told you I was ordering a birthday cake for Anne's party..." "...with her name on it, remember?" "Oh, yes." "l don't see how you put up with me." "lt's because you're you." "I don't see anywhere to park, do you?" "Run out and get the cake, and I'll drive around and pick you up." "And hurry, dear. lt's almost train time." "Come for the birthday cake?" "Yes, Mr. Booth." "Well, it's all ready for you." "Okay, doc?" "You're an artist." "Well, I try to be, especially for nice folks." "Bet you and Mrs. Blair are happy to have the young lady back." "indeed we are." "l'll carry it out for you." "l wanna say hello to Mrs. Blair anyhow." "Thank you very much." "Helen." "Helen." "I lost my mother that night." "And when she went away I seemed to lose my father too." "He loved her so much." "I did all I could to take my mother's place." "He didn't seem to know I was there." "He was lost." "Alone." "There wasn't anything I could say to him." "There wasn't anything I could do." "I'll get the car." "No, Richard." "You take Anne home." "I want to walk for a while and think." "He went back to his laboratory that night." "He went back to his laboratory that night." "Alone." "He couldn't bear being in our house where everything reminded him of my mother." "Helen." "Helen." "Anne for a moment, I thought that...." "Father, what's the matter?" "Anne, dear your mother is not dead, not really." "She's come back to me." "No, dear I haven't lost my mind." "She's here, here in this room." "She still lives." "Look." "I can only tell you again... I can only tell you again that when I turned on those motors it was simply because I had to be doing something." "I wasn't trying to reach my wife." "I had no reason on earth to believe that I could reach her." "But she tried to reach me." "There is the proof of something the world has always wanted to believe." "The proof of life after death." "Richard." "You of all people, you've worked with me." "You know how we believe that mind could talk to mind." "Well, now I know that there is a way for the dead to talk to the living." "My wife has passed through a change that we call death." "But the impulse that spoke from her living brain that you saw me record on that chart, did not die." "If Helen could send me that message, and she did send it then there must be a way to establish controlled and scientific..." "Do you really believe what you say?" "Do you think I would invent a story like that about my wife?" "How do you propose to go about establishing this communication?" "Radio began with a first, faint, transmitted impulse which no one knew how to control or harness." "Yet science found a way to send sound and speech and living images clear around the world." "Well, I believe that the human brain, the brain that invented radio is itself the most perfect sending and receiving mechanism on earth." "And I know that power does not end with the grave." "Don't you see?" "We hold in our hand a key that may unlock the door between us and those whom we call dead." "If we can set humanity free from fear if we can show people that those we love are not lost to us if we can wipe out the horror that superstition conjures up out of fear of darkness" "Julian." "I have too much respect for you to scoff at your hopes to doubt your utter sincerity." "But what if you do find a way to pierce the veil between us and them?" "And let the world of the dead back in upon the living?" "We don't know what evil may be lurking behind that veil waiting to get through." "What if you let loose on humanity something much more terrible than any fear that haunts us now?" "But why should that happen?" "l know one thing, Julian." "There are things human being have no right to know." "There speaks fear, even from you." "Call it fear if you want to. I tell you, you must not go on with this." "Must not?" "is there a wall beyond which science may not go?" "This is not science." "Please don't argue." "Anne." "Don't argue with him, because he's not himself." "That's what's in your mind, isn't it?" "You won't believe me." "You won't help me." "Poor, frightened little people." "Well, I don't need you." "I don't need any of you." "Dad, won't you come home now and rest?" "Then tomorrow, maybe you'll feel better." "Tomorrow." "No, Anne." "I'm not some helpless child to be taken home for his own good." "Get out." "Get out." "All of you." "Do you hear me, Anne?" "Go home." "Thank you, gentlemen." "Thank you for your great faith in me." "What do you want?" "I just wanna tell you you're right, doc. I know." "What are you talking about?" "l know we can talk to the dead." "I talk to my mama all the time." "She died two years ago, but I can still talk to her." "How?" "Ever hear of Mrs. Blanche Walters?" "She's a spirit medium." "Her control brings the voice to you from the beyond." "I'm afraid mediums are no good to me, Karl." "You better go now, I've got work to do." "But, doc it wouldn't hurt to see what Mrs. Walters can do, would it?" "No." "No." "That night, my father took another step toward tragedy." "That night, my father took another step toward tragedy." "Poor Karl wasn't to blame." "Perhaps no one was to blame." "I don't know." "But that night, my father met Mrs. Walters and then for him there was no turning back." "There is one here who seeks his mother who asks his mother to speak to him." "His name is C...." "K...." "Karl." "Karl seeks his mother." "is Karl here?" "Here." "Here I am." "Karl." "Your mother is calling you." "Your mother is with us." "Talk to me." "l see you." "Karl." "Karl, my son." "l hear you." "Karl." "Don't be unhappy." "It's very beautiful here." "I am at peace." "There is no pain, no sickness, no sorrow." "I am watching over you, Karl." "We will meet again soon." "Come back!" "No." "No, I can't." "They've gone. I can't find them." "Turn on the lights." "Mrs." "Walters, are you all right?" "l'll get some water." "I'm afraid I can go no further tonight." "You will forgive me, now, won't you?" "I'm so tired." "lt was wonderful, Mrs. Walters." "An inspiration." "We'll see you next Tuesday." "Your hats and coats are in the hallway." "You coming, doc?" "l'm going to talk to Mrs. Walters." "You coming, doc?" "l'm going to talk to Mrs. Walters." "I congratulate you." "I've seen a lot of mediums at work but I think yours is one of the smoothest performances I've ever seen." "You're not the first unbeliever I've met." "But other men of science have turned to the occult for surcease from sorrow." "Sir Oliver Lodge was a believer." "So was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle." "l know, Mrs. Walters." "But I am quite sure that I can duplicate every trick you've done here tonight." "I hate to disillusion you, Karl but there's your mother's ghost." "And the voice came from here." "There's just one thing more" "Get out of here, both of you." "Get out." "After you've explained one trick that's new to me." "How do you handle the wiring for that table?" "What wiring?" "I experienced a severe shock during the séance, a dangerously high voltage." "It might prove fatal to some of your more elderly clients." "Are you crazy?" "I've never used electricity in a séance in my life." "is that the truth?" "Why should I lie to you now?" "What if that's true?" "If that impulse is really generated by your own brain and your nervous system without your knowledge, then.... lf that's possible." "Mrs. Walters, I'd like you to come to my laboratory now." "I'd like to make a test." "Why?" "lt may be that you're closer to a real communication with the dead than you ever realized." "I'm not in this business for my health, Dr. Blair." "If you can help me in my work, you'll be well-paid." "I'll get my coat." "I waited for my father at home that night." "I waited for my father at home that night." "I didn't know what to do." "I didn't know where he was." "And all the time, he was locked up there in his laboratory with Karl and Mrs. Walters." "All he could think of was how to reach my mother how to talk to her." "He thought Mrs. Walters might be able to help him." "He wasn't sure, but he had to find out." "And that that was the beginning." "I think you'd better take off that ring." "Stand back, Karl." "Are you afraid?" "Now watch those lights." "Your brain and nervous system are producing an electrical current." "An incredibly high voltage." "Dr. Blair, I think it's time you told me what this is all about." "This is science, Mrs. Walters." "There's nothing of the occult about it." "If you can produce an electrical voltage as powerful as that the next step is to see if you can absorb as much or more." "And if I can?" "Then you may serve the same purpose as the ground and aerials serve in radio sending and receiving." "But I can't be sure until I make a further test." "Karl, you can help me, if you will." "You can take that off now." "Let's move this out here, Karl." "Far enough." "Over here, if you please, Mrs. Walters." "Stand back, Karl." "All ready?" "Karl!" "I'm all right." "Do you realize that 2000 volts would electrocute the ordinary human being but 1 0,000 passed through your body a moment ago without harming you?" "I believe I'm on the right track." "Let me show you something." "That wave, that impulse was recorded by my wife's brain before she died." "That was recorded after she was dead and buried." "That proves that that brain impulse still lives somewhere." "What has that got to do with me?" "I believe that if I could change the hookup on that recording machine so that instead of recording your brain waves I could utilize the energy output and receiving field of an abnormally sensitized human being, like you, for instance." "I could bring in that impulse so strongly that I could record it constantly and perhaps learn to read its message." "Eventually, I may bring back my wife's actual voice and show the world how to talk to those who have passed beyond the grave." "If you can do what you're trying to do, you'll own the world." "You know that, don't you?" "You sit down and rest for a while." "Then we'll see." "My father didn't come home." "I didn't know what to do." "Finally, I couldn't stand waiting, wondering." "I had to find him." "I called Richard Sayles." "Karl, do you want to help?" "Sure, doc." "Then get a chair and put it next to Mrs. Walters." "Hurry." "I'm going to add Karl to the circuit." "It may add to the receiving strength of the machines just like adding radio tubes to a set." "In a little bit, Karl." "That's right." "Now sit down." "It's all right, Karl." "It's not going to hurt you." "Helen." "Helen!" "Helen." "Helen." "Karl." "Help me." "Who is that?" "l don't know." "We'd better not let anybody see him the way he is now." "No." "I'll take care of him." "Go see who it is." "Dad, we've come to get you." "Do you know what time it is?" "Of course." "Dad, come home." "I thought I asked you not to bother me." "Doctor, I don't like to say this to you, but well, people are talking about you." "And there's to be a report given at the university board that..." "...well, that you...." "That I'm losing my mind." "Thank you for telling me." "Now will you leave me alone?" "Dad, please." "Good night." "Look at Karl." "Karl." "Karl." "I'm afraid electric shock has injured his nerve centers, perhaps permanently." "The impulse had begun to come through. lt was Helen and now Karl, like this." "The world can get along without him, and nobody has to know about this." "We can't hide him." "He has to have care." "If anyone sees him the way he is, the law will step in and stop you for good." "I know." "Have you got enough money to leave this town and take Karl?" "What?" "We've got to get away from here." "Where you can go on working and no one will know." "Yes." "Yes." "The next morning, my father sent me away to New York." "He resigned at the university." "He arranged to sell our house." "He said he was going away that same day." "He wouldn't tell me where." "He said he'd write to me later if he could." "He was like a stranger." "Someone I'd-- I'd never known." "And yet, he hadn't stopped loving me." "I know he hadn't." "Goodbye, Anne." "Goodbye." "I didn't see my father again for two years." "Every three months, he sent me a check." "He never wrote me a letter." "I wrote to him, but he never answered." "He bought a strange house at Barsham Harbor on the New England coast." "There, he went on with his work." "On and on and on." "People in Barsham Harbor didn't understand my father." "They began to talk about him." "Slowly, they began to fear him and then to hate him without really knowing why." "Poison of hate spread through the village." "No one would even speak to him although he had never hurt any of them." "You must remember that." "My father never hurt a living person in Barsham Harbor." "Never." "Why, Sheriff Ed." "Evening, Mrs. Marcy." "What on earth you doing way out here?" "Come on inside." "I asked you what you're doing way out here." "Oh, business, Mrs. Marcy." "Sheriff business?" "In a way." "Your husband around anywhere?" "Seth Marcy ain't set foot on these premises the two years I been working here, and swears he never will." "Seth don't like Dr. Blair." "From what I hear, he's not the only one that don't." "You better call Dr. Blair." "l wouldn't dare go near him." "Why not?" "He's working in his laboratory." "I got strict orders never to go near that place." "This is important." "Wouldn't matter if the world was ending tomorrow." "She wouldn't let you bother him." "She?" "Mrs." "Walters." "You seen her?" "I've heard of her." "Have you noticed anything peculiar going on around here?" "I make it my business not to notice what ain't my business." "How do you get along with that ape that follows the doc around?" "Karl?" "He's harmless." "He's like a big, ugly dog." "All you have to do is raise your voice to him, and he minds." "Hey why haven't you got electric lights?" "Mrs. Walters says they'd interfere with the reception." "Reception of what?" "l don't know." "He's inventing some kind of radio, I guess." "You." "Stand still." "Ed Willis, you put that gun away." "Karl, you stop." "Karl, you hear me?" "Just like I told you." "Karl minds when he's spoken to." "What was that noise?" "Some kind of static, I suppose, from the laboratory." "I got used to it long ago." "What do you want?" "l'd like to talk to Dr. Blair." "That's impossible." "I don't think so." "Doc, do you want to come down here, or shall I come up?" "Maybe I should explain that I'm sheriff of this county." "The name's Willis." "Ed Willis." "l don't care who you are." "How about it, doc?" "You don't have to talk to him." "Might make things a lot better all around if he did." "Why?" "An old settler named Sam Jennings was buried in the family vault day before yesterday." "Well?" "His body disappeared last night." "Why tell us about that?" "Mostly because it's happened before." "Four times before." "Five bodies missing in the two years since you people came to this town." "And it never happened before you came to town." "Now, it's my job to find out who stole those bodies." "We don't know anything about it." "Ordinarily, I don't pay attention to what people say." "I figure they've gotta talk about something." "But when a whole town begins to talk about a connection between the missing bodies and whatever it is that goes on in this house well, I figure it's time I found out what is going on." "This is not the first time I've been the victim of people who talk about things they're too ignorant to understand." "I'm engaged in experimental work." "All right." "What kind of experiments?" "That's none of your business." "I think it is, under the circumstances." "Dr. Blair I want you to take me to your laboratory." "Show me just what it is you are doing tell me what it's all about." "Then I can go back to town and tell the folks." "Tell them you're okay." "And I'll make them quit talking before the talk goes too far." "Now, that's fair enough, isn't it?" "It'd be impossible to explain to you what I'm doing, even if I wanted to." "I believe I have the right to go on with my work without being put on trial by fools." "This is my house." "I've committed no crime." "Karl." "You will take this gentleman to the gate and see that he leaves." "That's all." "Good night." "That's all for tonight." "Good night, Dr. Blair." "Good night, Mrs. Marcy." "That man will be back." "I'll take care of him when he comes." "You'd better get some rest." "No, I think I'm going to work a little later tonight." "Good night." "Oh, it's you, Sheriff Ed." "You scared me out of me year's growth." "Sorry." "I didn't turn on the headlights, in case anybody was watching." "Come on." "Come on, get in." "I'll drive you home." "You certainly caused plenty of excitement tonight." "How on earth could you practically accuse poor Dr. Blair of stealing bodies?" "Well, somebody stole them." "What's in that laboratory of his?" "I never been in it." "The door's always kept locked." "Could you get in?" "And get caught and lose my job?" "I never was inquisitive, and I see no reason to be now just to satisfy your curiosity." "Look, Mrs. Marcy. I'm not saying there's anything really wrong in that house." "But a lot of folks are thinking there is unless I can tell them differently." "You know, folks can talk just so long, and then there's an explosion." "And a lot of people get hurt." "I don't want any mob trouble in our town." "Maybe you could help to keep that from happening." "Will you try?" "I never made a promise yet and didn't keep it." "So I ain't gonna promise you a thing but I'll see." "Karl I forgot to lock the laboratory." "Take care of it for me, will you?" "Let me out!" "Let me out!" "Let me out!" "Dr. Blair." "Dr. Blair!" "Dr. Blair!" "Dr. Blair!" "Dr. Blair!" "Who's in there?" "Where are the keys?" "Stand back." "is she dead?" "Yes." "How'd she get in here?" "l forgot to lock the door." "Now I am a criminal, a murderer." "When she doesn't come home tonight, her husband will start looking for her." "Then how?" "What?" "There's only one thing we can do." "They're here." "Who?" "Seth Marcy and the sheriff." "You'll have to talk to them." "They won't leave unless you do." "I've taken care of the footprints." "You'd better not keep the sheriff waiting too long, or he might come up here." "Where's my wife?" "Easy, Seth." "l can't tell you anything about her." "She left here hours ago." "You're lying." "She's here in this house somewhere." "I'd like to help you, but I can't." "How do I know she's not here?" "What would she be doing here at this time of night?" "You have time to help them look for her, haven't you, Dr. Blair?" "Yes, I'll get my hat and coat." "Look where?" "She always went home the same way, didn't she?" "The path leads right along the edge of the cliff at one place." "I know it does." "Come on, Seth." "It was dark when Mrs. Marcy left the house." "We asked her if she wanted a lantern, but she said she didn't need one." "She walked that path day or night, rain or shine, for two years." "She wouldn't have walked over here." "What did you do to her?" "I didn't do anything to her." "I'm...." "l'm terribly sorry." "Seth." "May I go home, please?" "Yes, you might as well." "I'd be glad to help to pay for the funeral expenses in case you find" "Good night." "They've killed her." "Seth!" "Now, I know how you feel but I can't stand for you starting any trouble." "You've got absolutely nothing to go on nothing but loose talk and superstition and the fact that you never did like Dr. Blair." "Now, you go around talking too much and...." "Well, I might just have to put a stop to it." "Go on home now, Seth." "Well, are they satisfied?" "Why did you follow us?" "We could honestly have said her death was accidental." "Now we've lied." "We're as guilty as if we'd planned this." "Stop talking like that." "Come on." "We can't stay here now." "Richard and I reached Barsham Harbor very late that night." "The sheriff told us what he thought had happened to Mrs. Marcy and hinted much more than he said." "He told us Seth Marcy was telling everyone my father had killed his wife." "The sheriff told us so much we could hardly believe him." "My father had become a very strange man." "While we were on our way to his house he was working in that ghastly place." "Karl, go over to the other wall and fix your safety belt." "Stand back, please." "The sooner you take charge in there, the better." "Helen." "Look out, let me." "You better stay down here, Anne." "No." "Let me out." "No." "I can't stand it." "Julian." "Helen." "Stop. I can't stand it." "Julian." "Helen." "No, let me out." "Mrs. Walters." "Mrs. Walters." "Karl, don't open that door." "Anne." "Oh, Dad." "I sent for her." "Told her she'd better come here and take care of you." "Dad, why didn't you answer my letters?" "Well, you never wrote me." "But I did." "I saw a letter at the post office myself." "That's how I knew where to get in touch with her." "But Mrs. Walters always" "I should have realized long ago." "You've done me a favor, a great favor." "There'll be no more trouble in this house..." "...now that my daughter is here." "l'll be in touch later, sheriff." "All right." "Good night." "You'll find a lamp downstairs in the kitchen." "You'll be wanting something to eat, won't you?" "I'll come talk to you later." "But, doctor, why--?" "l'll be down in a few minutes, Richard." "I've got something to do." "It won't take me very long." "All right, Dad." "You'll have to help me, Karl." "Yes, she's dead." "I thought you'd never get here." "Seth's got them worked up to where they're talking about lynching him." "Not tonight, Seth." "Now go back home where you belong." "You ain't stopping us, Ed." "l will. lf l have to use this." "Now, I'm warning you." "Attaboy, Joe." "Hold him." "Come on, men." "You can't stop them now." "Come on." "No, Karl." "Come in, Richard." "Come in, Richard." "Doctor, are these...?" "Now you know why I couldn't bring the sheriff in here." "I never meant to kill anybody, Richard." "And as soon as the work is finished, I'm going to give myself up." "Richard, we must go on with the work." "We are both scientists." "You and Anne can help me." "Do you think I'd let Anne have anything to do with this?" "Helen spoke to me tonight." "I actually heard her voice." "I found out something I should've known something I should've realized a long time ago." "Every time Helen's tried to speak to me since she died Anne has been somewhere near." "What are you trying to tell me?" "Anne is the key." "Don't you understand, Richard?" "The impulse that belongs to Anne is almost identical with her mother's." "Their minds are in tune." "Tonight for the first time, I heard Helen's voice." "And now with Anne to help me, perhaps I can talk to her." "Do you think I'd let you put Anne in that?" "Richard, she'll be perfectly safe." "l won't let you touch her." "Oh, Richard." "Don't try to stop me now." "Trust me." "Help me." "Richard." "I'm going to take Anne out of this place." "Maybe I can keep her from knowing about this." "Richard, Anne cannot leave." "Anne cannot leave." "Karl!" "Don't touch him." "He isn't badly hurt." "You better take him to my room." "And that's all!" "Anne, dear, I'm not going to hurt you." "In a few moments, we may hear your mother's voice." "We're very close to your mother now, dear. I feel sure of it." "I've got to use more amplification than I've ever used before, but don't be afraid." "You'll feel something pulling at you, dragging you towards the table but I won't let that force hurt you." "If there's any danger, you can trust me to turn it off." "Julian." "Julian." "Helen!" "Julian." "Julian." "Julian." "Helen." "Helen!" "He's upstairs in his laboratory." "Get out of the way, you." "Come on, boys!" "Get him!" "Helen." "Anne!" "Anne." "Anne!" "Anne, are you hurt?" "Anne!" "They say my father's spirit must still live in that house." "I don't know." "When he seemed to be so close to what he sought something reached out for him." "A warning that human beings must not try to reach beyond death." "I don't know." "No one will ever know." "And yet, perhaps the time will come when the door to infinity will open." "Perhaps." "Perhaps."
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"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see" "Is violence in movies and sex on TV" "But where are those good old-fashioned values" "On which we used to rely?" "Lucky there's a family guy" "Lucky there's a man who positively can do" "All the things that make us" "Laugh and cry" "He's a family guy" "ANNOUNCER:" "We now return to" "Dr. Terry Fabulous:" "Homosexual Gynecologist." "Okay, Mrs. Robinson, let's take a look." "Ew!" "It looks like a sad, old man." "Hey, check it out, you guys." "I got a new cell phone that takes pictures." "Look, look, I took a picture of Lois' poo." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "She should've handed out cigars after that one." "That's hilarious." "You should e-mail that to me." "Hey, did you guys see the game last night?" " Oh, yeah." " That offensive line is outstanding." "Yeah, you should e-mail me that picture." " Hey, boys." " What the hell are you guys doing here?" "We just decided to have a little girls' night out." "Yeah." "You guys talk about this place all the time." "We figured we'd give it a try." "Bernice, we haven't really been dating long enough for you to be hanging out with my friends' wives." " Shut up, Cleveland!" " Okay." "(EX CLAIMS)" "Check it out, girls." "Jukebox, huh?" "Hey, you guys want to dance?" " Yeah, totally." " Hell, yeah." "(WOMEN CHUCKLING)" "(I WILL SURVIVEPLAYING)" "Oh, my God, this sucks." "The Clam's the only place we got to get away from the women." "This is a bigger disaster than Jack Black's last movie." "ANNOUNCER:" "We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler." "Edgar, could you bring me some tea?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Wait a minute." "Butlers are supposed to be fancy and well-mannered." "This guy's screaming and waving his arms around." "You're an old man." "You don't understand the young people." "You're right." "I'll change from now on." "Oh, my God, that was so much fun." "You know, boys, we just might make this our regular spot." "Peter?" "Peter?" "Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe." "I just had one of my Scrubs fantasy moments." "It's the best show you're not watching." "I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullshit." "Fellas, our way of life is being threatened, and we got to do something about it." " Couldn't we just ask the women to leave?" " No, no." "I got something way more expensive and time-consuming in mind." "Well, men, the Quahog Men's Club is complete." "It took six weeks and cost $8,000, but it was worth it." "Peter, I wish you'd get rid of this thing." "It's an absolute eyesore." "What do you care, Lois?" "You girls got The Clam." "We got the Quahog Men's Club." " Besides, we're not hurting anybody." " What are you talking about?" "You ripped a whole chunk of wall out of the house." "STEWIE:" "What is this?" "There's something wrong with the house." "I don't like change!" "Peter, you can't just slap together flimsy structures in the yard." "Why not?" "Herbert did it." "(SINGING) Y" " M-C-A" "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A" "(SIGHS)" "All right, Peter, this is a tough one." "All right, are you ready for this?" "Okay." "Would you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?" "Uh..." " Yeah." "Yeah, I'd probably do it." " Hang on, hang on." "Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye." "No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else." " I think, still, yes." " Thank you, Peter." "All right, here's another one." "Who would you rather have sex with?" "A very pregnant Gina Gershon, or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?" "Oh, hey, hang on, hang on." "Look, you know, I know this is a men's club, but why does it always have to be about sex?" "Okay, look, how about this?" "How about this?" "Who would you rather start a small business with?" "Janet Reno, after a safari, or the fat guy from My Name is Earl." " That still sounds like a sex question." " It is not." "Well, then what the hell does "safari" have to do with it?" " What's the guy from Earl's credit rating?" " Six fifty-one." " That's not bad." " Better than mine." "Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself?" "He's got an idea, but it's not quite there." "I'd have to give it to Janet Reno, 'cause I've always had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications, and that seems like it's more her market." "This is stupid." "I want to talk about vaginas!" "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Well, I'd say the Men's Club inaugural ball is a huge success." "Hey, guys, let's play a party game." "Let's go stand over near Brian, and we'll take a drink every time he says "bonerific"." " "Bonerific"?" " Yeah, it's his catch phrase." "He says it all the time." " Yeah, sure." "I'm in." " Okay." "Yeah, let's do it." "(CHUCKLING)" " Hey, hey, Brian, how you feeling tonight?" " Good." "Having a nice time." "Are you feeling terrific, or any variation on that word?" "Oh, sure." "No complaints." "My skin's a little dry." "He's not saying it, Peter." "(WHISPERING)" "What?" "No." "Why would I say that?" "It's not even a word." " What isn't a word?" " "Bonerific."" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Didn't I tell you?" "You can't keep this guy from saying it." "Boy, great party, huh, Fred?" "Yeah." "You know, Barn, I figured I ought to tell you this." "I was walking by your house the other day, and I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressing." "Now, she saw me there, but she didn't stop." " What?" " She didn't stop." "I mean, she saw me there, looking at her, and she kept undressing." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Are you serious?" " Yeah." "I got an erection." "I've got a headache." "Do you have any Anacin?" " Any what? "Anacin"?" " Yeah, Anacin." " Do they even make Anacin anymore?" " Yeah, it's still around." "Why?" "No, it just seems like sort of a '70s medication." " So you don't have any Anacin?" " No." "God, you're more worthless than Colin Farrell." "So, you got the wool cap on, huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I guess." "You know, whatever." "It's 96 degrees out." "Better put on the old wool cap." "Yeah." "Got a lot going on under there, under the wool cap?" "Thinking about your sideburns?" "Yeah." "No, no, no, no." "You're not a complete jackass, yeah." "Oh, hey, nice T-shirt." ""Phresh", and it's spelled with a "P-H"." "Oh, that's fun, 'cause it's usually spelled with an "F"." "Yeah." "Oh, and you got a little tear on your pants, there." "Oh, that's on purpose, though, isn't it?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you're a bad boy." "You're a bad boy." "Society wants your pants to be intact, but you're just not gonna listen, are you?" "My God, this is ridiculous." "I'm sorry." "I'm gonna have to kill you." "All right, one more pre-party drink, and then we'll head off to The Clam." "It's cheaper to drink at your house first." "Boy, they sure are making a lot of noise out there." "Those idiots have done nothing but hang out in that stupid shed for the last two days." " We should crash that party." " Hey, you know what?" "Bernice is right." "They're always trying to get away from us." "We should march in there and remind them that they have wives." "Especially if they have food, because bar food is so overpriced." "Man, who invited Anne Frank?" "Quagmire, tell that story about the girl with the inside-out anus." " Oh, you mean Blossom?" " Oh, that's a great story." "All right, so I'm skulking around the intensive care unit and all of a sudden this smoking hot chick..." " Hey, boys." "Mind if we join the party?" " Sorry, Lois, no girls allowed." "Oh, come on, Peter." "It'd be good to have some chicks in here." "Quagmire, are you nuts?" "This is a men's club." "There's the problem." "The ratio be terrible." "It's a total mast-fest in here." " You know, I kind of agree." " Yeah, this is sort of lame." "Well, we can fix that." "Come on, girls, let's dance." "Hey, hey, hey, stop it." "You women can't dance in here." "Well, I know two people who'll take my side on this." "The stuffy parents from Dirty Dancing." "Right, guys?" "Sorry, Peter." "Even we're getting into it." "(GRUMBLING)" "What's the matter, Bonnie?" "Don't you want to dance?" "Oh, it's okay, Joe." "I don't mind sitting here with you." "What I mean is, I don't want to hold you back." "Don't be silly, honey." "It's just as nice watching other people have fun." "God, I hate being handicapped." "Sometimes, I feel more useless than the head of the maid's union." "And what exactly are your demands?" " We need more Lemon Pledge." " You need more Lemon Pledge?" " Yes." " We're not responsible for that." "You should just bring it from your own home." "No." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hello?" "Oh, hi, Lois." "Yeah, last night was fun." "Oh, it's okay." "I'm used to not dancing." "I mean, I knew what to expect after, you know, Joe's accident, and I'm prepared to live the rest of my life this way." "Poor Bonnie." "She deserves so much better than me." "God, she must regret this marriage." "If only there was some way for me to walk again." "Wait a minute, what am I saying?" "There's nothing wrong with me." "I'm no different than any other guy." "Joe, would you put on your hand shoes and take out the garbage?" "Thank you." "(JOE SOBBING)" "Hey, thanks for coming with me, Peter." "It sure would be wonderful if Dr. Hartman could help me walk again." "I'm sorry, Mayor McCheese, but I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible." " Look, if it's a financial issue..." " No, it's not an issue of money." "Your head is a cheeseburger." "There's no blood flow to it." "It's just..." "It's just dead cow meat." "All right." "Well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight." "All right, then." "Have a tasty afternoon." "(CHUCKLES)" "Ah, there's a smile." " So, what can I do for you, Mr. Swanson?" " Doc, I can't take it anymore." "I want to walk again." "I'll do whatever it takes." "Well, there is a highly experimental new procedure." "It's essentially a leg transplant." "If you'd be willing to sign a waiver, I think I may be able to help you." "You know, when you talk, you sound a lot like my father-in-law," " Carter Pewterschmidt." " Oh, that's funny." "He's a patient of mine." " Here's my urine sample, Doctor." " Thank you, Mr. Pewterschmidt." " Hi, Peter." " You know, Peter says we sound alike." "Really?" "I don't hear it." " Actually, I think I do hear it now." " Really?" "Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interaction," " so I've never noticed it." " Hey, I think I hear it, too." "Seems lazy, doesn't it?" "Well, there's only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar." "Now, Mr. Swanson, through the magic of digital imaging, we'll select the legs most suited to your body from our inventory of donors." " Hey, what about these?" " Good choice." "These are the only ones we have in stock that aren't hilarious." " I'll take them." " Joe, you are gonna be happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia." "This is fantastic." "This is even better than they said it was in the brochure." "Oh, yeah." "I feel like a pig, but, come on, we're on vacation." "Exactly." "Don't hate yourself." "We're on vacation, right?" "Yeah." "I hear Madonna's raising this guy's kid." "Now, just relax, Mr. Swanson, and let the anesthetic do its job." " All right, Doc, I trust you." " Good." "Now, I'll just pop in the how-to video, and we'll get started." "What?" "Hi, I'm Jamie Farr, and you're about to perform leg surgery." " First off, what's your name?" " Dr. Hartman." "Great name, but I'm gonna call you '"pal'"." "No!" "He's been in there an awful long time." "I hope everything's all right." "My Joe's a fighter." "He'll come out of this." "Gentlemen, I give you the new Joe Swanson." "(ALL GASPING)" " Well, what do you think?" " Wow!" " You look great, Joe." "Holy crap!" " That's fantastic!" "They still got that new leg smell." "I put his old legs in a bag, if you want them." "Oh, great." "You know, we'll take 'em home." "We'll give 'em to Brian." " Come on, Joe." "I'll drive you home." " Are you kidding?" "I've got working legs for the first time in 15 years, and I'm gonna use them." "I'm walking home." "I'm sorry, Mr. Swanson, hospital rules." "You have to leave in a wheelchair." "(SIGHS)" "JOE:" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Get some!" "Get some!" "Yeah!" "Sex!" "Sex!" "Sex!" " Oh, Joe, that was amazing." " I know." "I was there." "My God, we haven't done it in so long." "I'd forgotten how big you were." "I was gonna say the same thing to you." "ANNOUNCER:" "Coming this fall on Fox, a new reality show," "Who Wants to Marry Corky from "Life Goes On"?" "You won't believe what happened." " Come on, guys, let's go!" " Go?" "Where are we going?" "Listen, these new legs have given me my life back." "I want to do all the things I could never do when I was handicapped." "And you guys are my best friends." "I want you to experience it all with me." "You can count on us, Joe." "Hey, what'd you do with your old wheelchair?" "I gave it away." "Whee!" "(LAUGHING)" "My tulips!" "You dick." "Oh, this is great." "I feel so alive." "Come on, ladies." "Kick your high heels off and get moving." "You guys are a disgrace." " Peter, this doesn't seem safe." " Yeah, I'm afraid I might... (SCREAMING)" " Wow, thanks, Spider-Man." " Everybody gets one." "Tell him, Peter." " Apparently, everybody gets one." " Bingo." " I don't know about this, Joe." " There is no fear in this dojo!" " Joe, we don't even know what a dojo is." " There is no mercy in this dojo!" " Joe, why don't you take it down a notch?" " No mercy!" "(FARTS)" "All right, we're gonna do it once more." "(ALL GROANING)" "And this time, no mistakes." "One, two, three, four." "ALL: (SINGING) Good morning Good morning" "It's great to stay up late" "Good morning Good morning to you" "When the band began to play The stars were shining bright" "But now the milkman's on his way It's too late to say goodnight" "(SHOUTING) So say good morning" "(YELPS) Good morning Sunbeams will soon smile through" "Good morning Good morning to you" "Nothing could be grander than to be in Louisiana" "In the morning In the..." "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were still going." "My God, Joe is running us ragged." "Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job as Jackée Harry's personal grocery shopper." "A pallet?" "Am I reading this right?" "You need " a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels"?" "Where the hell am I supposed to..." "And what is this? "A drum of grape jam"?" "Is that..." "What is that..." "Is that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in?" "Is that..." "And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez-lts."" "A desk?" "Where were you getting these units of measurement from?" " Mary..." " (LAUGHING) That is still funny." "Okay." "You stay right here, big funny gal." "I'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."" "Yeah, Dave Matthews Live." "I'll burn you a copy." "Stay cool." " Hey, Joe, what you got there?" " Mountain bike." "Joe, I don't know." "I'm still chafed from that power walk." "Both of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish." "Don't worry." "I'm not taking you pansies." "I'm taking my new friends." "This is Parker, Quentin, and Portland." " Is Portland the black one?" " Portland is the black one." "Joe, what the hell is this?" "Well, Peter, I realized over the last few days the only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy." "I decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status." "But, Joe, we've been friends for years." "Hey, we all make mistakes." "Come on, dudes, let's go exercise." " Exercise!" " Yeah!" "I'm gonna do sit-ups till I crap myself." "I can't believe it." "Joe just dumped us." "He's gone." "And all we've got to remember him by are his old legs." "(GROWLING)" "Okay, okay." "Peter, I wish you'd go over there and patch things up with Joe." "Hey, screw him, Lois." "He doesn't need us anymore, now that he's got his cool, new friends." "I tell you, those legs have turned him into a complete jerk." "It's like giving a monkey the keys to an amusement park." " How is that?" " How is what?" "How is it anything like a monkey having the keys to an amusement park?" "I don't know." "The hours would be erratic." "Maintenance would probably suffer to some degree." "The prizes for games of chance would all be bananas." "Lois, don't call me on this stuff, all right?" "Just go with it." "Support me in these moments." "I'm hurt." "I lost my buddy." "Well, Peter, there have been a lot of changes in Joe's life, and maybe he just needed to move on." "If I were you, I'd look for a new friend." "A kindred spirit, like Judas found in Pontius Pilate." "You know, sometimes, I feel like someone should just" " crucify Jesus of Nazareth." " Crucify Jesus of Nazareth." " Oh, my God!" " Oh, my God!" " Shut up." " No, you shut up." " I'm Judas." " Pontius." "This is so weird, because just today I was thinking about how I wanted to find the son of God and nail him to some wood." " Well, let's go find him and kick his ass." " That sounds swell." "(IT'S A SUNSHINE DA YPLAYING)" "I think I'll go for a walk outside now" "The summer sun's calling my name" "So, do you really think you're suited to be the fourth guy in our group, Buzz Killington?" "Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit here in the booth and crack jokes, but you're kind of a buzz kill." "Oh, on the contrary." "I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn." "(CHUCKLING)" "Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?" " No." " No." " Uh-uh." "No." " Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning." "(SIGHS)" "We got to get Joe back." "Joe, please, can't we talk about this?" "There's nothing to talk about." "I've outgrown you, Bonnie." "I need to spread my legs and fly." "(CAR HORN HONKING)" "Keep the kid." "Joe, what the hell?" "You're leaving Bonnie?" "Out of my way, Peter!" "Me and my new friends are gonna go surf-gliding and try to somehow work a mountain bike in there." "You've changed, Joe, like I did when I went through puberty." "(VOICE CRACKING) Hey, you guys feel like playing some baseball?" "Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate." "And then the bastard completely blew me off to hang out with those new douche bags." " Peter, we got to do something." " You're right, Cleveland." "Boys, there's only one answer." "We got to re-cripple Joe." "It's the right thing to do, like taking out Hitler." "See?" "We had a plan for that all along." "Bye, new awesome friends." " Bonnie, I forgot my Soloflex." " Yo, Joe." "What the hell are you doing here, pansy?" " We're gonna break your legs, Joe." " It's for your own good." "Come on, guys, get him!" "All right, then." "Bonnie." "What the hell?" "Put my gun down." "Not until I have my husband back!" "(SCREAMS)" "My perfect ass!" "Oh, I'm sorry, Joe." "I was aiming for your spine." " Damn it!" " Joe, I'm so sorry." "I'm a terrible shot." "For God's sake, just give me the gun." "I'll do it myself." "Boy, we really did a number on each other." "You know, I just want to take this opportunity to apologize to you guys." "I was acting like a first-class jackass." "I hope that you can forgive me." "Oh, it's just good to have our old Joe back." "And once our injuries heal up, we can all go for a nice, long walk." "All right!" "Yeah!" "Wait a minute... (ALL LAUGHING)" "(SINGING THEME SONG)" "Joke's on you"
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"Everyone has their path in life, and this is more or less where mine started." "My name is Norbit Albert Rice, and I was an orphan." "I like to think my parents loved me very much, but just didn't have the means to properly care for me." "I can see them researching all of the orphanages in the area, agonizing over their choices, trying to make sure their precious little boy was raised in the perfect environment." "Ling Ling!" "Someone left another one!" "Coyotes, go!" "Get!" "Back!" "Back, coyotes!" "Get out here!" "You not eat another baby." "Oh, crap." "Another black one." "Can't give these away." "You ugly black one, too." "You be here long time." "Nobody ever come and say, "Give me the ugly, black one."" "You very ugly baby." "The ugliest baby I ever seen." "A lot of people think that orphanages are cold and scary, but the Golden Wonton was a great place to grow up." "We had everything normal children had." "Pets..." "Here." "Play with that." "...a big backyard, and lots of kids to play with." "Ling Ling!" "The children got in MSG barrel." "Now all their hair gonna fall out again." "You stupid orphan!" "Nobody want a bald orphan!" "Norbit, how you find family with no hair?" "Nobody want a bald Norbit!" "What the hell wrong with the children here?" "Mr. Wong was a very interesting man." "ln addition to his love for children and preparation of fine Asian cuisine, he had a real passion for old-time whaling." "It's a whale, ho!" "Die, you son-of-a!" "Bingo!" "Right in the blow hole!" "Norbit, where you go?" "Why you run off like little bitch?" "After Marvin Browning got lost downtown for a couple of weeks, the orphanage started using a buddy system." "Go, Norbit!" "My buddy was little Kate." "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "That's okay." "You're doing good." "Kate and I were always together." "Playing checkers..." "Oh, man." "Yes!" "...watching scary movies." "Why, we even pooped together." "And then one day, Kate and I decided that we should tie the knot." "We got married under the great big oak tree." "I now pronounce you my wife." "And I pronounce you my husband." "It's watermelon." "Yours is green apple." "I think it's time for us to kiss now." "And we lived happily ever after for about two weeks until she got adopted." "Bye, Norbit." "I didn't do too much bike riding after that." "When Kate left, there was an odd number of kids at the orphanage, so I was buddyless for a while." "And sometimes I'd get a little sad," "but I never lost hope." "I knew that someday I'd find another somebody to share my life with." "all I had to do was just be patient." "What'd you do that for?" "Because we felt like it." "What are you gonna do about it?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "Loser." "Stop it." "Leave him alone." "Says who?" "Says who?" "Who are you?" "Rasputia." "What's your name?" "Norbit." "Norbit?" "That's a stupid name." "Why'd you beat those boys up?" "To protect you." "You got a girlfriend, Nesbit?" "Norbit." "No." "Well, you do now." "Get your ass up and hold my hand." "Okay." "How you doing?" "Everything changed once I had Rasputia as my girlfriend." "We took care of each other, and the other kids started to respect me." "I'll take..." "Norbit." "Come on." "And because of Rasputia, for the first time in my life," "I had a real family." "Rasputia had three brothers." "Big Black Jack." "He was the oldest." "Leg." "Then, there was Blue." "Breasts." "And Earl." "He was the baby." "Wing." "They sure loved their little sister, and so they treated me like one of their own." "Here you go, Norbit." "Saved the best piece for you." "What's that?" "Turkey ass." "Eat up, sucker." "Bon appetitty." "Bon appetitty." "The Latimores had a reputation for being the meanest, nastiest people in town, but that's just because folks didn't know them." "They were actually very nice, hard-working people." "They ran the local construction company, and recently, responding to the needs of the community..." "Yo, Morris." "...had opened a little security business." "It was a surprisingly popular service among the local vendors." "Hey, you don't shake me down." "I'm Italian." "I shake you down." "Is that right?" "Yes." "Get his ass in here." "I'm in." "As time passed, Rasputia and I got closer and closer, in high school and as adults." "I started working as a bookkeeper in her family's business." "I'm expecting some important calls today, Norbit, so when you answer the phone, try and sound white." "so when you answer the phone, try and sound white." "It was like everything was finally coming together." "Yes." "Of course, it was only natural that Rasputia and I would take the next step in our relationship." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Open your mouth." "Go, Rasputia!" "It was a storybook wedding, the beginning of a brand-new chapter." "I knew I would never be lonely again." "I had found my place in the world." "Poor Norbit." "Man." "Back when I was in the game, I used to tell my hos," ""Hos, ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free."" "You ain't got to worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow." "That's a special cow, too." "That must be where buttermilk come from." "Sing that shit, girl." "Them are not dimples." "Them are potholes in her ass." "Look like an Escalade in a wedding dress." "It a horror show." "Norbit." "What a woman you got." "Hi, fellows." "We're all jealous, right, boys?" "Oh, yeah." "Way jealous." "Wish I had one like that." "Norbit, let me talk to you for a second." "Look, just so we clear." "If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time," "I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice." "You hear me?" "Yes." "I'm talking pain, boy." "Searing, mind-numbing pain." "I understand." "You understand me?" "Yes, yes, yes." "all right." "Welcome to the family." "Thank you." "Somebody is take a big hunk out of my cake!" "What y'all looking at?" "I ain't had no cake." "You better mind your damn business." "Hey, hey!" "Everyone!" "I am Mr. Wong." "I am best man in wedding." "I feel it my place to say something, make a toast to bride and groom, tell story about Norbit." "I like Norbit father." "I raise Norbit." "He like my own child." "And I want to say that I very, very confused, Norbit, that you..." "You marry Latimore." "I don't understand it, because when you was a little boy, you say," ""One day I find the girl of my dreams." And then you marry a gorilla." "I joke, I joke, I joke." "Why you not know joke when you hear joke?" "Why you wanna make fight at wedding?" "cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here." "Okay." "When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run all over place naked." "Always naked." "And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee-pee the size of an egg roll." "You know, Norbit." "That's true." "And one day, down by creek, Norbit run around naked and poisonous snake jump up and bite Norbit right on ass." "Very close to hole." "Norbit pass out." "I think Norbit is dead." "I go to check the boy pulse." "He still alive." "He still alive!" ""Okay," I say, "I must do something to save child."" "So, I start to think," ""Do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass or do I let him die?"" "I do the most responsible thing." "I say, "Hell to the no!" ""Norbit is out of here," ""because it is long time in hell" ""before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass."" "But strange, mystical thing happen, Norbit." "Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die." "Norbit get stronger and stronger." "That why I know, Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong." "You strong like warrior." "That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything." "Even..." "So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit," "I wish you much happiness and peace and love, and lots of bananas for your new gorilla." "I only kidding." "To Norbit and Rasputia." "Norbit, you know what would be so romantic?" "If you'd carry me over the threshold like a little chocolate drop." "Be delicate, now." "Put your back into it." "Come on, now." "Be a man." "You ain't no man." "Pathetic." "Rasputia, I know we're both nervous because we've never done this before, but we can take our time, darling." "ln sweet time." "Rasputia was so full of love." "Merry Christmas!" "Ho, ho, ho!" "It was a love that sustained us through the years." "halt!" "187." "Officer down." "And it's still going strong." "Happy Presidents' Day!" "God bless America." "And so, we began our life together, like any other happily married couple." "Morning, Rasputia." ""Morning, Rasputia," my ass." "I tell you what." "You better do something about that goddamn dog, because I ain't gonna be getting terrorized by no dog on my own property." "I'm sick of it!" "I'm gonna go out and purchase me a pellet rifle!" "And then I'm gonna give him something to bark about when I start popping pellets in his little bug-eyed bastard's ass." "Messing around with you, now I'm gonna be late for dance class." "God damn it, Norbit." "How many times I got to tell you, when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat!" "I haven't touched your seat." "Then why is it up so damn far?" "It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia." "No, you moved it." "I can tell, 'cause look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk." "Listen." "You see that?" "That ain't right." "I hear it." "That scientifically prove that you was adjusting my seat." "That's not science." "It is." "Now just let it go." "It's not science." "I said let it go." "I'm just..." "I said it was science, God damn it." "Why you think I want to sell Golden Wonton Restaurant?" "I got a good business." "It practically run itself." "I make a lot of money here." "Every man got a price." "We think this might be yours." "And here is my counteroffer." "Excuse me." "all right, it's go time." "I not like rest of town people." "I not intimidated by Latimore." "You wrong, Wong." "Relax, man." "Be cool with that thing, Mr. Wong." "Ling Ling, get my pistol!" "That dude is crazy." "Let's get the hell out of here!" "I never sell to Latimore!" "Ever!" "Ever!" "all right!" "Y'all ready, class?" "Are y'all ready?" "We gonna perforate!" "We gonna penetrate!" "We gonna percolate!" "We gonna palpitate!" "all because we wanna master the bate, the art of power-tap the fat." "Come on, and power-tap the fat." "Take that, power-tap the fat." "Hey, you get your skinny ass out of my way." "One, two, three, four." "I stepped in poo, better wipe it off." "One, two, three, four." "One, two, three, four." "I stepped in poo, better wipe it off." "One, two, three, four." "Ride the horse." "Ride the horse!" "Keep bucking, y'all!" "Keep bucking!" "And slide!" "Click clackety clack!" "Come on, slide!" "Click clackety clack!" "Just slide!" "Here come the cops." "Here come the cops." "They take me to jail." "They take me to jail." "Riverdance." "Come on, white people." "Riverdance." "Come on, white people." "Riverdance." "Come on." "Now, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump me up." "Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump me down." "And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve." "And stretch it out." "Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals." "Very good." "Excuse me, Buster?" "I think I need a little adjustment over here." "Look at you, looking like the Great Pumpkin, girl." "Trick or treat." "What's going on?" "Well, see, I was born with a trick hip and it made me real bendy." "See, I'm just like licorice." "Look." "Goddamn, girl, that look like the harvest moon." "Turn a brother to a werewolf." "You just need to stop." "You know what?" "Do you do any private lessons?" "I could do private lessons if you could do me a little favor." "What's that?" "Just need you talk to your little brothers about funding my little video tape." "I'm trying to make power-tap more international." "I'm trying to be like Billy Blanks, but double the money and half the Blank." "That's a good idea." "Maybe I will, maybe I will." "But, first, I got to get that private lesson." "Okay." "Call me, girl." "I'll call you." "I'll be your private dancer." "Must be Saturday." "Why is that?" "Because here come Norbit, right on schedule." "Almost set your watch to him." "Hey, Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy." "How you guys doing, fellows?" "Business is good." "Business is good." "It's almost like the good old days." "Yes, indeedy." "What do you mean, "the good old days"?" "The good old days, man, back when we was pimping, Norbit." "You know." "You guys used to pimp?" ""Used to"?" "That's a violation. still pimping." "Once a pimp, always a pimp." "Always." "Forever." "Boss player." "Rasputia sent me down here to get the usual." "You guys are open, right?" "We always open." "Go on and take yourself in there, Norbit." "We'll stack that up for you." "Moniqua!" "Yes, Daddy." "Can you get King Kong three large buckets, extra sauce?" "Please don't trim the fat." "Yes, Daddy." "Please don't trim that fat." "She will kill me." "Norbit, while I got your attention, can I interest you in some new shoes, maybe a haircut?" "How about a bath or a sink?" "Hey, don't tell me you guys bought the bath store, too?" "It's a perfect fit, man." "We used to sell bitches to johns." "Now we selling johns to bitches." "Beds, bitches, and beyond!" "Sound like money to me." "No, thanks, guys." "I got to go do a puppet show for the kids at the orphanage." "At the orphanage?" "That's a nice thing you do for them little kids over there." "Why don't you take these little tater puffs over there to them little children?" "Oh, that's great, guys." "That's sweet." "Wait, my puppets!" "I forgot my puppets!" "I got to go." "I got to go, guys." "Where's his puppets?" "He ain't got no puppets." "What's Rasputia doing home so early?" "'Sputia?" "Oh, yeah, girl." "Come on, girl, that's sweet chocolate!" "Okay, you in trouble, now." "You in trouble." "You in trouble, now." "I'm Willy Wonka." "Get up on that Oompa Loompa." "That's sweet." "Oh, yeah." "Take all that, girl." "Take it with your big old self, girl." "You ain't never had it like this." "You ain't never had it like this!" "Hell, yeah." "Come on, we gonna do pig in a blanket." "Come on, pig in a blanket." "Now squeal." "Squeal!" "Squeal!" "Oink, oink, oink!" "Take it from the back." "Damn, I feel like Willy Wonka, all this sweet chocolate up in this..." "Hey." "How you doing, man?" "What's good with you, brother?" "How's it going, man?" "How you doing?" "I'm Bust-a-move Perkin." "How you doing?" "Man, your wife was just talking about you." "Man, she love you." "You're Rasputia's tap dance teacher." "Man, actually, I'm her power-tap guru." "I was just here giving her a little tap lesson." "But you're naked." "That's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines." "You see that there?" "You can't see that with a turtleneck." "And you have an..." "Oh, man, I'm just real passionate about dance." "You can say the word "dance" and he just jump up." "Dance!" "See that?" "See that there?" "'Sputia?" "Norbit, Buster's a guest in our home." "How dare you insinuate something like that?" "Yeah, Orbit!" "How dare you insinuate something such like that!" "You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?" "And rather than sit here and have a belligerent confrontation with you, 'cause I am a God-fearing man," "I'm'a do like Jesus H. Christ would do in a situation such as such and I'm gonna turn the other cheek." "Amen." "You happy now?" "Rasputia, you cheated on me!" "Look, I told your ass ain't nothing happened, and the next time you say it happened again," "I'm gonna knock your teeth out your mouth." "Rasputia, we took vows." "I'm your husband." "Rasputia, we took vows, and you cheated on me!" "It never happened!" "Yes, it did!" "And that makes you the queen of whores!" "Hey, Norbit!" "Run for your lives!" "Bastard!" "Come here!" "Oh, sweet Moses!" "Oh, my God!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come here to me!" "No!" "Leave me alone!" "You ain't nothing but a goddamn coward!" "Saddle tramp!" "That's what your stupid black ass get!" "I hope you broke your ass!" "Since you feel like running, Norbit, why don't you run your ass down to the Rib Shak and get me a short stack of ribs?" "and get me a short stack of ribs?" "Extra hot sauce." "all this setting you straight done got me famished." "I'm Little Red Riding Goose, walking through the forest, minding my own business, when all at once..." "Hello." "Who are you?" "I'm the big, bad pig of the forest." "My, what big eyes you have, Pig." "The better to see you with, Goose." "And my, what a big nose you have, Pig." "The better to smell them scrumptious goodies you got in your basket." "Hey, let me take a look in there." "Oh, no, you don't." "You're gonna try to steal my food." "No, I won't steal your food." "Don't let that pig push you around, Goose." "Yeah, I'm tired of you pushing me around." "Look, I'm tired of playing with your ass, bitch." "I know you got ribs in that basket." "You better give them up smooth or I'm gonna break my hoof off in your goose ass." "Oh, really?" "Well, why don't you get up off of your lazy behind and go down to the Rib Shak and get your own ribs?" "Or better still, why don't you just call Buster and tell him to come over and power-tap you, because in addition to being the pig of the forest, you're also a saddle tramp, whore, bitch pig..." "Norbit!" "What you doing?" "This supposed to be a children's show." "This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in." "I'm sorry." "I got a little carried away." "Wow, Norbit, that was some puppet show." "Oh, come on." "You don't remember me?" "Kate." "Kate." "Come here!" "Kate!" "Kate!" "Oh, God!" "I can't believe it!" "Kate!" "Well, can I have a hug?" "Norbit." "It just like old times." "Maybe you two go take poop together." "This place has not changed at all." "Oh, yeah." "Some of this furniture's even come back in style." "So, how long are you gonna be visiting for?" "No, I'm not visiting." "I'm moving back." "Really?" "Wow." "I sold my clothing business in Atlanta, and I'm going to use the money to buy the orphanage." "What?" "Mr. Wong's getting older." "He wants to go whaling, so..." "You know, it's always been my dream to come back here and take over." "That's great." "Norbit, look." "That's the tree we got married under." "You know, I've still got my ring." "I ate mine." "I missed you so much when you left." "I missed you, too." "That's my car." "We didn't really get a chance to catch up much." "I'll be back in town on Tuesday." "You wanna have lunch?" "Yeah, I would love to have lunch on Tuesday." "I love lunch." "Okay." "Lunch, yes." "For sure." "I love lunch." "Tuesday." "I'll see you Tuesday." "I'll see you on Tuesday." "We'll have lunch on Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday..." "Say "Tuesday" again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!" "I got it." "I'll get it." "Tuesday." "Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday." "Buster." "How you doing?" "You look great." "Hey." "Oh, thank you, man." "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "Thank you." "I thought you were gonna be at work." "Yeah, I'm on my way out now." "But hey, look, there's cold beer in the refrigerator and there's fresh sheets on the bed." "Go have a great dance lesson." "all right." "all right." "Power-tap." "Very good, very good." "Tuesday." "What's wrong with your boy?" "He real cool all of a sudden." "Yeah, I don't know what the hell got into him, but I know I got dance fever." "Ready for a little power-tap, huh?" "Lord, give me strength." "Hey, Sam, happy Tuesday." "Norbit." "Norbit." "Hey, Kate." "Hi." "Come on, I got us a table." "Great." "I've been looking forward to this all week." "Good." "Hey." "Hey." "Who's he?" "Norbit, this is my fiancé, Deion Hughes." "How you doing, my man?" "Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit." "This is your fiancé?" "Yes, sir." "I was just telling Deion that you and I were buddy partners at the orphanage." "Now she and I are buddy partners." "Shame on you, man, letting a girl go like this." "I feel for you." "And so Deion's got all this experience in real estate, so he's going to help me buy the orphanage, Norbit." "It's so exciting!" "No, wait, wait." "No, no." "Slow down, slow down." "I mean, you know, we're just out here just scouting it out." "all right?" "This is her nest egg, you know." "I don't want her making any hasty decisions that she might regret later, you know?" "She worked too hard for this money, man, you know what I mean?" "Deion, you take such good care of me, baby." "It's my job." "Stop it." "Okay?" "Don't you just love Tuesdays?" "Lloyd, just tell me why it has to hurt so GD much." "What's the matter, boy?" "You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster?" "That's just my..." "My wife." "A man needs his own space." "Finally!" "For the love of Cain." "Moses!" "I'll see you suckers tomorrow at the picnic!" "Damn it, Norbit!" "How many times I got to tell you, don't be messing with my car seat!" "Nobody touched your old, stupid seat." "Then how come it's all mushed up like this, then?" "Well, you know, Rasputia, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that..." "The car is shrinking." "Might be shrinking." "The car is being smaller." "Yeah, you might be right." "Been raining a lot lately. all this moist weather." "Oh, yeah?" "That'll make it shrink." "This weather's so moist." "How you doing?" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" "Don't cha" "Look at that dog over there, eyeballing me." "Rasputia, what are you doing?" "Shut up!" "Hey, slow down!" "You're gonna hit him!" "I got you now." "I got you now!" "Stop it!" "No!" "I'm gonna get you." "I'm gonna get you." "Rasputia, don't!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I know what that sound means!" "I know what that sound means!" "Bark!" "How you doing!" "Lloyd!" "Enough is enough." "Now, where in the hell do you think you're going?" "Lloyd's in the hospital because of you!" "Yeah, that's right." "I put his little dog ass in the hospital." "And I'd have put it in the morgue, too, if you didn't mess with my car seat." "It threw off my driving skills." "Rasputia, you are a mean, selfish, cold, heartless woman, and I am leaving you!" "You leaving me?" "Yes!" "Well, where the hell you think you're going, big shot?" "You ain't got no money." "You ain't got no family." "Everything is in my name, the car, the house..." "You ain't nothing and you ain't gonna never be nothing without me, Norbit!" "Norbit, you just can't leave!" "Norbit, please, I'm with child!" "With child?" "Oh, yes, Norbit, can't you tell?" "I'm getting a little belly." "And my titties is all achy and itchy-like." "Oh, Norbit, we gonna be a family." "Oh, Norbit, come hug me, Daddy, please." "Please, Norbit." "I understand, little pony." "I know your pain." "Oh, yes, I know." "Excuse me, snow bunny." "I don't come in your jurisdiction, throwing town picnics." "Yet here you is all up in mines, pimping hos." "It's just a kissing booth." "Call it what you will, but Pope Sweet Jesus is taking half." "You work for me now, ho." "Sure." "Let me taste the goods." "Put it on me." "Greasy." "Greasy." "We back in business." "I wanna be a ho." "How do I apply?" "Please, Lord Jesus, help me!" "Look, look, tickets!" "Hey, tickets, tickets." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Line up with your buddy." "Line up with your buddy." "You got one, sweetie." "Can we go on the jumper?" "Yeah, yeah, you go." "Baby, you know I love you." "I love these kids." "It's just that I don't think buying an orphanage is the right move financially right now." "That's all." "Hey, this is not a financial decision, Deion." "I thought you understood that, baby." "No." "No, I do." "I do, baby." "But this the call I was telling you..." "The business call, it's very important." "Let's talk about it when I get back to the house, okay?" "You're not going to stay?" "No, very important." "Here." "Hello?" "It's never a bad time for you." "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Norbit!" "Hey." "Hi." "Hey." "I didn't know you were gonna be here." "Oh, yeah." "Hey, you know, I just saw Deion leaving." "He had some business to take care of." "So, who are you here with?" "My wife." "Norbit, I didn't know you were married." "Yeah." "Well, that's wonderful." "Really." "Thank you so much." "So, where is she?" "Right over there in the print outfit." "The one talking to the girl by the bench?" "No, the one sucking the jelly out of them donuts." "Oh, yeah." "She's pretty." "That's cherry." "Is that cherry or strawberry?" "What are my kids doing?" "Peter!" "Theo!" "I don't want you bothering anyone." "I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice." "Mrs. Rice?" "My name ain't no damn Mrs. Rice." "Oh, I just thought 'cause you're married to Norbit..." "Who the hell are you?" "Kate, this is my wife, Rasputia Latimore, and, Rasputia, this is Kate." "Nice to meet you." "Hello." "Kate's an old friend of mine from the orphanage." "Latimore, as in Latimore Construction?" "Yes, that's right, as in Latimore Construction." "That's right." "Why?" "Well, just that this is perfect, 'cause I was going to come see you guys about a renovation of..." "I ain't come out here for that." "I'm out here to enjoy these festivities, not to be talking no business." "You wanna talk business, my brother is Big Black Jack over there by the BB guns." "Go over there and talk to him." "I ain't got no time for this." "Oh, sure, okay." "Well, go on, get." "Okay." "Okay." "Come here." "What, Rasputia?" "You thinking about creeping, ain't you?" "We're just friends." "What'd I tell you about having friends?" "Go over there and get me another wine cooler." "It's hot as hell out here." "Don't you see I'm sweItering?" "Rasputia, you can't drink wine." "Why the hell not?" "You're with child." "With child?" "I ain't with no..." "Oh, that was..." "I had gas." "I still got it." "There's your child." "Now, go get me something to drink." "Twins!" "Hey!" "You come back here!" "Oh, my God!" "Move your fat ass, boy." "Look, you got one!" "Get him." "Get him, Big Black." "Are you Big Black Jack?" "What it look like?" "Oh, well." "Me and my fiancé are buying the Golden Wonton..." "Wong's place?" "He's selling it to you?" "Yeah." "Why is that surprising?" "Miss Thomas, Miss Thomas, let's go." "They're starting the music." "Oh, great!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Can we finish this up later?" "Apparently I have to go dance now." "all right, baby." "You go dance now." "The orphanage is in play." "Y'all better give me my hat." "Give me the hat!" "Here, take her hat." "You think I won't come up in here?" "I'm gonna come up in here." "You think I'm playing?" "Give me the hat right now, or I'm gonna tear your leg off." "Hey, Norbit, come on!" "Oh, no." "No, I can't." "Rasputia's waiting for me." "Come on, dance with us." "No, really, I shouldn't..." "Don't think I won't kill a child." "I'll kill a child in front of everybody." "Little street urchins." "Okay." "That's it." "Now it's time to bring the pain." "Dance, Norbit, dance!" "Come on!" "My hat!" "It's raining little white women." "My prayers have been answered!" "She'd better move, 'cause my prayer is for a Cadillac." "You little bastards." "Where the hell is Norbit with that wine cooler?" "I'm thirsty as hell." "Oh, hell, no." "Oh, he's lost his mind." "Bitch, that's my wine cooler!" "It's my birthday!" "It's my birthday!" "It's your birthday?" "You think it's your birthday, huh?" "Norbit's got moves, everybody!" "Yeah!" "You got him loose, don't you, you little skinny bitch?" "I see what you trying to do." "I see just what you trying to do." "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Come on, everybody!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go, Norbit!" "Go..." "Norbit!" "Crooked employees?" "Unlicensed doctors?" "Lipstick on your husband's collar?" "Find out who you're really dealing with." "Send $29.95 to Background Checks by Mail," "P.O. Box 1 19, Locust FalIs." "Hey, buddy partner." "Hi, Kate." "Hi, nice to see you." "How you doing?" "I'm good, but how about you and your head?" "Oh, I'm doing better." "The doctor said if it weren't for my hard Afro, it could have killed me." "Are you sure you're okay, Norbit?" "That sounds kind of fast." "Oh, well, they're doing some tests." "They're kind of monitoring me." "Well, I don't know about this stuff, but 1 10 beats per minute, that's kind of high. 120..." "Oh, my goodness, 130!" "Yeah, maybe the machine's broke." "I'm just gonna take these off." "You Deion Hughes?" "Who's asking?" "We the Latimores." "Yeah." "Latimore Construction." "And we run this town." "Your woman was telling us how y'all was planning on buying the orphanage." "Kate has her plans and I have mine." "Well, it looks like the only plans you got, my man, is leaving." "I ain't sticking around raising no damn orphans." "I got kids of my own I ain't even bringing up." "So, you was just hustling her?" "Break it to her gentle for me, would you?" "I'm out!" "Hold up, player." "I think you missing the flow here." "That orphanage she buying, that's a huge property, outside of town, zoned commercial." "Even got a liquor license." "lnteresting." "It's a perfect place for a titty bar." "Did you say "titty bar"?" "Titties." "We got it all worked out." "We gonna call it Nipplopolis." "Nipplopolis." "Shit got a ring to it, don't it?" "We talking about overpriced, watered-down alcohol and fake tig old bitties in abundance." "Ain't gonna be nothing but tax-free, under-the-table, pure cash money." "Big time!" "That's right." "all you got to do is swing us the deal and we make you partner." "And what about Kate?" "If you marry her, it's as much yours as hers." "Norbit, I really want you to be a part of the orphanage." "The kids are crazy about you." "They're good kids." "Yeah." "You know, I'm gonna take them bike riding tomorrow, down by the lake." "Why don't you come?" "I don't know if I could go for a bike ride." "I never..." "I didn't really know how, the..." "I can't ride a bike still." "You never learned?" "What?" "Well, you left, you know, and there was nobody there to teach me." "And Wong don't ride." "Okay, we'll do something else." "The water park." "The kids have been begging me to take them there." "Oh, I don't know about the water park." "Come on, it's a Saturday." "You don't have to work." "Yeah, I know, but it's the park and it's watery, and there's a potential hell to pay if I were to be there maybe..." "Hey, what are you doing with those things, Kate?" "Well, I'm just going to have to shock you till you say yes." "Hey, come on, Kate." "Don't play with those." "Those things are plugged in." "It's hot." "Clear." "No, no clear." "No clear." "Stop, Kate." "Stop, Kate." "Come on." "Yes." "Yes, yes, yes." "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Okay, stop." "Nurse!" "Oh, my God, Deion." "This is beautiful." "I didn't even know you could cook." "I just wanted to do something special for you, you know, from the heart." "Well, I am feeling it." "Let's do it." "Let's get married, right away." "I don't wanna wait." "Deion." "Church is free on Saturday." "You're serious?" "Baby, we belong together." "Yeah." "I want to." "Saturday." "Yeah." "Yes!" "Thank you." "Oh, no, thank you." "Norbit!" "Hi." "Hey." "Good morning, Rasputia." "Good morning." "How are you this morning?" "Where the hell you going?" "Nowhere special." "I was just gonna go out to..." "I was just going over to Raging Waters." "Raging Waters?" "Yes." "It's this thing I got roped into, darling." "You know, I was at this orphanage when I was raised, and..." "And the people from the orphanage and now they're taking other orphans to Raging Waters so they asked me to come and give back to the community, so I'm trying to, you know, do my part." "Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there?" "You mean Miss Ling Ling?" "You know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling." "I'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnic." "Miss Thing Thing from the picnic?" "Who are you talking about, sweetheart?" "I don't even..." "Wait, I think I remember now." "A girl, she had the foreign name." "Something Russian." "Kate, bitch!" "Kate!" "Of course it's Kate." "Yes, I don't know if Kate's gonna be there." "I hadn't even thought about it." "It didn't even cross my mind." "I wonder, will Kate be there?" "Damn good question." "Well, I'm going." "No!" "You don't like water parks, Rasputia." "No." "You don't like water parks, Rasputia." "No." "Who don't like water parks?" "I love them." "They're just like amusement parks, except you ain't got to get off the ride to go to the bathroom." "How you doing?" "Great." "There you go." "Have fun." "There you go, Brian." "Nick, there's one for you." "all right, kids, everybody please be nice to Mrs. Latimore, okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "Kate, I hope you don't mind." "I asked Rasputia to join us." "Of course not." "I'm really glad you could come." "Well, are we gonna stand around here all day or we gonna go inside?" "Excuse me." "Excuse me, ma'am." "What?" "Are you wearing bottoms?" "Of course I'm wearing bottoms!" "Okay." "Come on in." "How dare you?" "Oh, hell, no." "How you doing!" "This ain't like no real beach, 'cause on a real beach you got people walking around with ice chests and you can get all kinds of treats like sandwiches and potato chips and Mentos and Skittles and all sorts of delectables." "You can't get shit here!" "Well, you know, there's a concession stand." "You going?" "No, I already ate." "Well, you could have fooled me." "I'm sorry?" "I'm just trying to say you too damn skinny." "Look at you." "See, most men like a woman that got a little..." "Or a little..." "You ain't got nothing." "You just skin and bones, just sitting in that chair all bones and skin." "I feel sorry for you." "Well, I just feel that we're all made exactly the way we're supposed to be." "Oh, no." "Hell, no." "I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay?" "You the one that pushed that plate away." "My Norbit is always telling me there's two kinds of women, big old good ones and good old big ones." "Really?" "That's right." "And, sister, let me tell you, just between the two of us," "I can't keep Norbit off me." "He is the biggest freak you ever wanna meet and he be blowing my back out, trying to put me through the headboard every night." "I'm thinking about going on a little diet or something so I can get all emaciated-looking like you, then he'll think I look disgusting and I can get a rest or some sleep for a little while," "because he want it all the time." "Just boom, bam, boom, boom, boom." "But I ain't mad at him, hey." "I'm gonna go on a diet for sure, next week." "Right now I'm gonna get me a lamb kabob and a wine cooler." "How you doing?" "Where is that wine cooler section?" "Miss Thomas, we're all going off the Leap of Doom." "Come on." "Slowly." "Slowly." "Someone's gonna fall down." "You're gonna break your head in half in a second." "Slow down!" "Wait for me!" "I tell you, it sure is tiring chasing these kids all around the water park, isn't it?" "Especially for us skinny folk." "What?" "Never mind." "So, Norbit, I have some news." "Deion and I decided to move up the wedding." "What wedding?" "Our wedding." "We're going to get married on Saturday." "You're getting married on Saturday?" "Yeah, we just figured, "Why wait?" You know?" "Well..." "Congratulations, then." "Thanks." "Yeah." "I'm really happy." "Oh, so am I." "It's wonderful." "So, there it is, the Leap of Doom." "Yeah, go and have fun." "I'll wait for you at the bottom." "You go have some fun." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, kids, one at a time." "I guess this is me." "What are you looking at, Norbit?" "I was just watching the..." "Some kids." "They're about to come down the slide." "I wanted to watch the kids come down safely." "Kids, huh?" "Yeah." "So, you wanna watch a bitch come down a slide?" "Well, I'm gonna show you how a bitch come down a slide." "Oh, no..." "Excuse me, ma'am?" "We have a 300-pound weight limit." "I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds." "I weigh 165." "How you doing?" "That was awesome." "What's that?" "It's Rasputia." "I'm gonna show you how a bitch go down a slide." "I'm sliding, bitches!" "Mary, Mother of God." "Slow down!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "How you doing?" "Why does she have to go and get married, Lloyd?" "Things were going so well." "There it is." "Hey." "Sorry about the concussion." "It's okay." "And the whiplash." "It's okay." "And the bruised stomach." "And the blood clot." "Nothing." "You know damn well that's your baby." "You know it's yours." "Got the same chin." "The same lip." "That baby got the same head as you and the same eye..." "Go take the test." "Take the test." "You want to hear the test results?" "ln the case of the little baby..." "Well, the test says that is your baby." "How you doing?" "Latimore Construction, Norbit speaking." "Hey, Norbit, it's Kate." "Is there any way you can meet me in town right now?" "Yeah, sure." "Great." "I'm at McCormick's." "Okay." "Fine." "Rasputia, I'm just loaded up with paperwork up to my ear." "I was wondering, could you run these permits downtown for me?" "Now you tell me what in the hell I look like, running some goddamn permits down to City Hall for your ass." "You do it." "You do it." "Okay." "What's the surprise?" "No, I'm not telling you." "tell me." "Hey, no, what are you doing?" "Not till the last second." "What?" "What?" "You ready?" "Yeah, what is it?" "I know you don't think I'm gonna get on that thing." "I think you're gonna get on that." "Hey, no way." "Hey." "Come on!" "Look where you wanna go." "You're doing great." "You got it?" "You got it?" "You got it?" "Watch out for the fence!" "And the mailbox." "Rasputia, the painters from the Crestview site got food poisoning." "There's vomit everywhere!" "You know damn well you clean up all the vomit." "You do it!" "I don't feel safe." "Yeah!" "You're doing great!" "Yeah." "The Portosans at Drummond's tipped over!" "Well, go clean the shit up!" "Rasputia?" "You do it!" "I got it!" "Go!" "I'm getting it!" "I'm doing it!" "You're doing it!" "Yeah, but slow down!" "How?" "With the brakes!" "The brakes!" "Oh, no." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Actually, that was kind of fun." "Come on." "Okay, help me." "Okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "So, I'm going to Giovanni's tonight to choose the food for the reception." "You wanna come?" "Help me decide?" "What about Deion?" "I just don't trust him with food." "You know, he made dinner for us the other night." "It tasted like cheap take-out." "Well, I'll go." "Good." "Well, I just have to go get my dress, and then we can meet, say, at 7:00?" "Okay, that's great." "Perfect, Norbit." "Okay, see you at 7:00." "Norbit!" "all right." "Yeah, Norby." "7:00, don't be late." "You guys are all pervs." "I love it." "What's wrong?" "Are you sure we're not rushing things?" "I know we're not." "I know we're not." "I couldn't be happier." "Norbit, that's a date." "No, it's not." "She just wants someone..." "Are you paying for this encounter this evening?" "Of course not!" "Then that's a date." "Don't be trying to tell a pimp his game." "Come on, baby." "Thank you." "Carmen, honey!" "all right." "Well, who are you getting all fine for?" "Hello, Rasputia." "Well, that's nice." "Oh, yeah, right." "Why you trying to look all extra today?" "Oh, I'm just, you know, being a girl." "My fiancé likes it when I take care of myself." "Look to me like that fish already in his net." "You look like you fixing to catch you a new fish." "What?" "No." "God." "Don't be silly." "You're married." "You're here." "I don't do this for my husband." "Girl, I do this because I have a reputation to uphold." "Everybody in this town know that Rasputia Latimore is fine." "Ain't I fine?" "You fine, girl!" "You are fine." "Sister!" "Everybody knows." "But even a delicate flower like me need a little water from time to time." "Or a little lye in her kitchen to help straighten out them petals." "How you doing?" "Rasputia." "Helga waiting on you, girl, to do your bikini wax." "Here I come, girl." "I got to go, girl." "Every now and then I got to mow the lawn." "You just make sure all that sprucing up is for your fiancé." "Helga, here I come, girl." "It's a full moon, too." "Here we go, dear." "I was looking for Norbit's police whistle." "Go fish." "What's up?" "Everything on schedule with the wedding?" "I got my own problems, but I'll handle it." "What's this situation you're talking about?" "The liquor license on the orphanage." "It won't roll over when the property changes hands, not without one of these transfer requests upfront." "Yeah, and getting a new license could take years." "Yeah, we'd be out of business before we get started." "You think you can get Kate to sign that?" "Hell, no." "She's planning on closing the restaurant." "It'd raise too many suspicions." "all right, smart-ass, then what we gonna do now?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Norbit." "Where you going, Norbit?" "Sit your punk ass down." "Guys, I told Rasputia the toilet needed to be reinforced and she said that I should take care of it, so I'm gonna go take care of that." "Forget that." "I can't." "No, guys, it's an accident waiting to happen." "I have to deal with it." "I said forget that." "We need you to get these papers signed tonight." "Oh, no." "I can't do it tonight, guys." "There's an accident waiting to happen." "I have to deal with this..." "Norbit, if you don't get these papers signed tonight, we can't start the remodel on the orphanage." "That's right, punk ass." "bullshit." "I'm going for mine tonight." "I got things to do!" "Norbit, you better find that Kate Thomas and get her to sign." "Yeah." "Kate Thomas?" "You want me to get these papers to Kate Thomas?" "Yeah." "Okay, that's more important." "I'll take care of this for you guys." "I'll get these to Kate Thomas." "That's what I told you to do." "Get your punk ass up." "Okay, I'm gonna go take these to Kate and take my punk ass to Kate Thomas right now." "Excuse me, pardon me." "Let me get through here." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Going through." "Hi." "Bitch ass." "Yes, I am a bitch ass." "Excuse me." "Kate Thomas." "Hey, sorry I'm late." "Man, it's time for a pimpallcious makeover." "Let's do this." "all right." "But nothing too flashy now." "I wanna be flashy, but not..." "Class." "I don't want no...." "Now, that's pimping." "all right, hair's bigger." "Okay." "Well, I guess this is it, guys." "Thanks a lot for all your help." "Thanks for making me fly." "You fly like a flock of birds, baby." "You look good." "Thanks, guys." "Handle this business for us, brother." "I'm gonna handle it." "Gonna handle it." "Do the walk, Norbit." "I got you." "Yeah." "Norbit!" "Wow, Norbit!" "I just picked these on the side of the road, 'cause this is just a casual get-together." "Sure." "And you put the wires up the stems, too." "That's a nice touch." "Norbit!" "Hey, Sam." "You dressed to kill, huh?" "Katerina, you look beautiful." "Come sit, please." "I'm making my specialty just for you." "Hey." "Did you make my favorite?" "What do you think, huh?" "I'm gonna take the flowers, put them into water, okay?" "He's a nice man." "Your favorite?" "I guess you and Rasputia come here a lot, huh?" "Oh, no." "We used to, but she got banned for life because Sam had an all-you-can-eat buffet once and she took it as a personal challenge, and it got pretty ugly." "I wanna make a toast." "Oh, sure." "To old friends." "To old friends." "We were buddy partners, all right, Norbit." "We were." "I tell you, you know, sometimes I think I should've never married Rasputia." "What do you mean, Norbit?" "I was just really young, you know, and she latched on to me and kind of helped me fit in and gave me a family, so..." "We had nobody, Norbit." "I mean, who can blame us for wanting to feel safe, you know?" "Yeah, safe." "Like you and Deion?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's different with Deion, obviously." "So, what have you got here?" "Those are just construction papers, permits and stuff that you have to sign." "Kate, can I ask you a personal question?" "Sure, what?" "Do you love Deion?" "Of course." "Yeah." "Otherwise, why would I be marrying him, right?" "Right?" "Got your pizza." "It is about time." "I'm about to disappear up in here I'm so hungry." "Norbit out draining a swamp or something." "Yeah, he's definitely draining a swamp." "He's draining a swamp like he would be." "Why you looking at me like that?" "Where's Norbit?" "Draining a swamp." "And why are you looking at me like that?" "He's out there in the woods, draining a swamp." "I told you before." "I don't know nothing." "I don't know nothing, okay?" "He's on a date with that fine skinny girl!" "It's pain time here!" "I ain't having this!" "Oh, hell, no." "And on top of that he been messing with my seat again?" "Damn it, Norbit!" "He got me destroying my shit." "This is it." "It's always so beautiful in here." "Peaceful." "Hello, Kate, Norbit." "Hey." "Didn't know anybody was here." "I was getting ready to close up shop." "You know, Kate, this all happened so fast," "I realized we never had a chance to rehearse." "Oh, yeah, that's right." "So, come on up here." "Let me at least show you where you're gonna stand." "Come on." "all right." "Rasputia." "You know you no allowed in here." "The hell with that." "Where's Norbit?" "I don't see Norbit." "Anybody is a see Norbit?" "No." "He hasn't been here." "Then who was eating a turkey ass?" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "At which point you'll give your vows to Deion." "You want to practice those?" "Well, I hadn't actually gotten to that quite yet." "You don't even know what you're gonna say yet?" "Well, what would you say, Norbit?" "I don't know." "What would I say?" "Norbit!" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" "Don't cha" "What would I say if I was saying vows?" "I guess..." "Kate," "I think about you all day long." "And when I'm not near you, all I think about is being near you." "And when you are near me," "I feel like I'm at peace with the whole world." "I know that..." "I know I'll never have to ask God for anything 'cause, as long as I have you in my life," "I got everything I ever wanted." "And the only thing I really wanna do is just spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you've made me." "Because I love you, Kate." "I love you." "I don't know." "Something like that." "And after the vows you would then..." "Okay." "Oh, my God." "I'm sorry, I have to go." "I'm sorry." "Awkward." "Yeah." "Give me that crowbar." "I got some killing to do." "Damn it!" "I'm a Christian." "You got me up in this church cursing, Norbit." "Death do us part, huh?" "Okay, Norbit." "Look like you done moved up the goddamn schedule." "I'm cursing again." "Pray, bitch, pray." "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven." "Kate, please." "Kate, please, I'm sorry." "Kate, please, stop and talk to me." "Please, please, Kate." "Talk to me, please." "I can't, Norbit." "I'm just too confused right now." "I'm sorry." "It was all my fault." "I never should have kissed you." "No." "I wanted you to." "That's why I'm so confused." "Good night." "She wanted me to." "Where the papers at, Norbit?" "Got them for you right here." "I'd hate to be you right now." "Why?" "Go on in the house." "Go on in." "Go ahead, fool." "What you waiting for?" "Get on in." "Hello?" "Chocolate drop, I'm home." "Lollipop?" "Mail." "Expecting a letter, Norbit?" "You frightened me." "No, I was just looking through." "How was your date?" "Date?" "That was no date." "That was just..." "I just was over at what's-her-name's wedding rehearsal." "That's all." "It wasn't a date, though." "Oh, really?" "Lloyd." "Is that you, Lloyd?" "Lloyd, what am I gonna do?" "kill the bitch." "Excuse me?" "What'd you say?" "You heard me." "Rub her out." "Take her down. lce the bitch." "Hey." "Lloyd, you're talking." "She took my legs, Norbit." "She took my legs." "You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs?" "I can't raise one up to pee." "Hell, I can't even hump no more, Norbit." "Humping was my thing." "What is this, Norbit?" "Some kind of weird, satanic potato art?" "What's this?" "It looks like the acid that we use down at the quarry." "Right!" "But this is Miss Pretty Little Thang's little face." "And, Norbit, if you ever see her again, if you ever talk to her again, if you ever so much as think about the bitch again, this is what's gonna happen to her." "How you doing?" "You get the picture, Norbit?" "Deion, I just think that we need to take a beat." "It's not you, it's me." "Just if we slow down, I..." "Oh, good, you're up." "Deion, we need to talk." "Yes, we do." "I was just at Latimore Construction, you know, with the renovation plans, and I found this on Big Black's desk." "What is it?" "It's a request to renew the Golden Wonton's liquor license and put it in the Latimores' name." "What?" "Baby, you signed it yesterday." "Look at the date." "No." "No, I didn't sign anything." "Just some permits that Norbit gave me, but..." "Well, did you read them?" "No." "No." "Great." "I don't get it, though, Deion." "Why would the Latimores want me to renew the liquor license at the orphanage?" "Baby, people say they've been trying to get their hands on that orphanage for years." "Apparently they want to turn it into a strip joint." "Disgusting." "First you gonna clean the basement, then you gonna clean the garage, then you gonna go upstairs and clean the attic." "We don't even have an attic." "Well, then you build a damn attic, then, Norbit!" "And then clean it!" "I'm going upstairs to take a bubble bath." "Bitch!" "You bitch!" "Finally." "I needed this." "Let me submerge this ass." "How you doing?" "Good and hot." "Sounds like it's raining outside." "Oh, no." "Kate!" "Norbit." "Over here." "Over here." "I need to talk to you." "Do you know what was in those papers you had me sign last night?" "Yeah, the construction permits." "No, that's not all." "Norbit." "Hey, just..." "Just go away, Kate!" "Get out of here!" "What?" "You heard what I said!" "Just get out of here!" "Scram!" "The Latimores are trying to take control of the orphanage, Norbit." "Well, why don't you go and find somebody who gives a rat's ass, because I sure as hell don't!" "You don't care?" "No, I don't care." "And I don't care about you, either!" "Norbit." "The only woman I have ever, ever loved and ever cared about was my darling wife, Rasputia!" "But last night..." "Last night I was just trying to nail you, you know, score?" "But now I realize I don't have to do that!" "all I need is my beautiful, precious wife Rasputia!" "She's all the woman I need, so you can just go on and get out of here, you screwy dame!" "Who needs you?" "Damn, Norbit." "Did that skinny little thing figure out your plan?" "Girl, you just don't get it, do you?" "Norbit played you." "You got her to sign those papers, didn't you?" "Yes, darling." "He been setting you up from that moment from the very first day you got here." "How you doing?" "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Kate." "Damn, Norbit, you pissing off everybody today." "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Don't you ever talk to me again!" "Never again!" "Hey, Norbit." "Mr. Wong, what are you doing around here?" "I just going for a walk, Norbit." "Just going for a walk." "I live in this neighborhood long time." "Long time." "Soon I be moving on." "Yes, as I look around this neighborhood," "I realize there no good dry cleaners here." "I could make killing." "Why you got suitcase?" "I'm getting the H out of here." "I'm leaving town for good." "What?" "Leaving town?" "I thought you stick around, help Kate run orphanage." "She's getting married to Deion tomorrow, so there's no reason for me to stay around here." "No reason?" "No, she won't even see me." "And besides, I'll just wind up getting hurt again." "Norbit, you listen to me." "You very special to me." "I love you like my own child, like boy child, not girl child." "Wong once have girl child back in Shanghai." "When she two years old, I trade her for yak." "That sort of thing happen in China from time to time." "Yak very hard to come by." "Oh, yeah, sure." "I appreciate that." "You can't run from your problems, Norbit." "Black people run fast, but problem even faster." "That's kind of racist." "Yes." "Wong very racist." "I no like black." "I no like Jew either." "But black and Jew love Chinese food." "Go figure." "Always remember two things, Norbit." "One, even though you're very ugly, you're very strong inside, like warrior." "And two, mail come late on Friday." "Wong Dry Cleaning." "It could have been huge." "You don't even have to clean nothing, you just spray with starch." "Mr..." "I gotta warn Kate." "Hello?" "Hello, Kate." "Kate, it's Norbit." "I have to talk to you." "Please don't call me anymore." "No, Kate, it's very important." "Kate?" "Going somewhere, Norbit?" "No, I was..." "No." "What did I tell you about leaving this house?" "I was just going to get some fresh air." "Boy, you ain't going nowhere till after that wedding's done." "We got too much riding on that." "What do you have riding on the wedding?" "Soon as your little friend says, "I do,"" "Deion and us is gonna turn the orphanage into a titty bar." "But what about the little orphans?" "Hell, they can come too, if they pay the cover." "John the Baptist, stop their evil plan." "Get your ass down in the basement." "Get down there!" "It's a madhouse!" "A madhouse!" "Come on, Rasputia!" "We gonna be late." "Yeah." "I know y'all better stop rushing me." "Beauty takes time." "This don't just happen." "Oh, no." "You get out the car." "You gonna stay here and make sure Norbit don't go no place." "You gonna stay here and make sure Norbit don't go no place." "What?" "Why I gotta stay?" "Because everybody know you the smartest." "Three minutes to show time." "Not too late to chicken out." "No, I'm ready." "Okay." "You look beautiful." "P-O-W-E-R." "T to the A to the mother-stanking P. Power-tap the fat, move back." "Power-tap the fat, move back." "What are the Latimores doing here?" "Don't worry." "It's your day." "You look beautiful." "Nuts." "Tap, tap, tap." "Tap it off." "Tap, tap." "Tap..." "Norbit!" "Norbit?" "Norbit?" "Oh, damn." "He escaped." "Norbit!" "Norbit!" "Your ass is mine, Norbit!" "Yeah." "Just now?" "Shit." "Is he all right?" "Norbit escaped." "He gonna be headed this way." "Come on." "Hell, no." "Norbit is coming." "For shizzle?" "We have to figure out way to stall wedding." "Just calm down, Mr. Wong." "I've ruined plenty of weddings back in the day." "I got this." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony." "Your Honor, I object!" "Object?" "Sir, we've not gotten to that part yet." "Then I'm objeculating prematurely, Reverend." "No offense, my brother, but we're just trying to keep the train rolling here." "Oh, well, if you want to get the train rolling, you know..." "You got to use the big "L"." "Lesbians." "No, man." "I ain't talking about no lesbians." "although, late at night." "Yes." "Right?" "Yes." "No, brother, we talking about love." "Love." "Love is the engine that drives the train forward, backwards, side to side, round and round love does go." "You understand me?" "I got this, brother." "I'm not talking about no $20 up in here, back seat of the car, stanky-stanky, hanky-panky." "No." "No." "I'm talking about good, wholesome, fortified with eight essential vitamins love." "That cost anywhere..." "How much it cost?" "About $136, Monday through Fridays." "$212 on the weekends." "Because of inflation." "Can I get an "Amen"?" "Amen!" "Where the hell you going, Norbit?" "None of your GD beeswax, Rasputia!" "Look at you, you old stupid fool." "You can't even ride a bike." "Oh, yes, I can, because Kate taught me!" "Brothers and sisters." "This particular one's for the brothers." "When you buy the ones that say, "Ribbed for her pleasure,"" "turn them inside out and they ribbed for your pleasure." "Can I get an "Amen"?" "Amen!" "Now, speaking of ribs and pleasure." "Yes." "For a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbeque, baby back, horseradish, mustard and peanut butter-encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion sprinkled with chamomile leaves with a horseradish and dandelion salad on a bed of rice." "Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free." "No, no, no!" "That's enough talking." "It's time to get back to the wedding." "It ain't never enough talking when you talking about love, brother." "Ain't that right?" "Yeah!" "Let me hear you say it, people!" "Love!" "Let me hear you sing it, choir!" "Love!" "I'm gonna rip your head off." "Rasputia." "What?" "Car!" "I don't give a damn about no car." "I'm ready to die." "Car!" "I'm ready to die!" "I'm ready to die." "I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me, boy!" "Damn!" "I'm gonna die." "I'm gonna die up in here." "Drive the car, God damn it!" "What's up, white man?" "Pay for your sins." "Pay for your sins." "We gonna change your name to Leroy." "Amen!" "That's enough!" "That's enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Stop the music!" "Hold on." "Shut up!" "You two, shut up!" "That's it." "This is husband-and-wife time." "Now, let's go." "Let's go." "Husband-and-wife stuff." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." "I object!" "Oh, for Christ's sake!" "Norbit." "Norbit." "Norbit." "Norbit" "This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it." "Norbit, what are you doing?" "I'm being a man for the first time in my life." "Kate..." "Kate, I love you." "What the hell did you just say?" "You heard what I said, strumpet." "I love Kate!" "That's right." "I love you, Kate." "And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia!" "It's over!" "Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!" "You're dead!" "Get off me!" "Get your hands off me, Black." "Don't go hitting me." "What's wrong with you, girl?" "What's wrong with you?" "Get off of me." "You don't talk like that with me." "No, wait!" "No, no, wait, baby girl, he's ruining our wedding." "Let's just get back to the nuptials." "We just heard condom advice from an ex-pimp." "I think we can survive a few words from Norbit." "Deion is a fake." "He's marrying you just to get your money." "What?" "Him and the Latimores." "They thought this whole scheme up." "He's been married four times in the last six years to four different women, and he cheated the women out of $300,000 in divorce settlements." "Yeah, I heard all about it!" "And something else." "They were gonna try to steal the orphanage from you." "That's what this whole thing is about!" "You crazy!" "He's got a big crush on you." "He's making this stuff up." "Oh, yeah?" "I'm crazy?" "I'm making it all up?" "Yes, you making it up." "Then what about this, then?" "This evidence that I have." "Look at this!" "This, well..." "This used to, before it fell in the pond, it had numbers and there was information." "There was people's names and dates and addresses and all kinds of incriminating things." "I fell in the pond, but you can't read it." "But, boy, did I have your ass!" "That's nice, Norbit." "Really nice." "Did you write that yourself?" "Pathetic." "Kate, you have to believe me." "Yeah, yeah, believe him, Kate." "Remember the one that got you to sign the papers to steal the orphanage?" "Remember that?" "Believe him." "Go ahead." "I'm so sorry, Norbit." "I just don't trust you anymore." "Well, well, well, Norbit." "You lose again." "Once a loser, always a loser, huh?" "Now, come on!" "Let's go!" "Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate." "And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they could tell you for themselves." "Ladies!" "Hello, Antoine." "I've been looking for you." "Daddy!" "Antoine?" "He told me his name was Luther!" "Who is that ho?" "He told me he was gay." "No, no, no." "Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther." "You dead, gold digger!" "Get your butt back here!" "I'm out!" "Looks like the wedding's off, bro." "Church!" "God damn it, Norbit!" "Oh, snap!" "Get him!" "Norbit!" "Mother Mary!" "Jesus!" "Noah!" "Christ!" "Good." "You going somewhere, Norbit?" "You messed up, boy." "That's right." "Now you gonna pay." "Big time!" "Latimore!" "Keep your fakakta hands off him!" "Go back to your shop, Abe, before I kill you, too!" "Hey!" "You gonna have to kill me, as well!" "Yeah, and me, too!" "Rasputia!" "How you doing?" "I kick the shit out of you." "Mind your goddamn business." "Mind your business." "Get out of here." "Move it." "No, you didn't!" "Bye-bye." "Bring it, bitches!" "Oh, hell to the no." "Mrs. Henderson is tripping, huh?" "Get your..." "You crazy little old bitch." "How you doing?" "Get out of the way." "His ass is mine." "'Sputia?" "Rasputia?" "You remember "till death do us part," don't you, Norbit?" "No!" "Whale, ho!" "Did somebody just call me a whale?" "Yeah, and a ho!" "Bingo!" "Right in the blow hole!" "Let's get some." "We dead." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Norbit!" "Are you all right?" "all right?" "This is the best I've ever felt in my whole life." "Come here." "Proud of that boy." "Yes." "Yes, very proud of Norbit." "He like my son." "I'm sorry I doubted you." "ln the end, I guess you could say everything worked out just fine." "Kate and I took over the orphanage and it was a dream come true." "Oh, and we also got married." "Again." "I love you, Kate." "Ditto." "And I now pronounce you my wife." "And I pronounce you my husband." "You may kiss the bride." "What you mean, "Ew"?" "No, "Ew." Man kiss a woman, beautiful thing." "Ling Ling." "Come here with your fine self." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "As for Rasputia and the rest of the Latimores, we never heard from them again." "Rumor has it they settled somewhere in Mexico and opened the club." "I guess they're living their dream, too." "Say, man, don't you have any better-looking girls than that?" "Our best girl's coming out right now." "Rasputia!" "Hold on, now, Pepe." "Ain't nothing going down there unless it got the word "Peso" written on it."
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"That's me, Walter." "Where..." "Where'd you go?" "Oh, there you are!" "I have the best life in the whole world." "That's my brother, Gary." "He's the best friend you could ever have." "Yeah, I know what you're thinking." "We could be twins." "Smalltown the best town you could ever grow up in." "Gary and I did everything together." "And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me." "I got it!" "Gary, throw me!" "Throw me!" "Aaah!" "We were a great team." " Nice job, Walter." " Thanks, Gary." "Oh, don't get me wrong." "It's not perfect." " That was so fun!" " Nothing is." "Sorry, kid." " I wanna do that again!" " Come on." "I'll ride with ya!" "Hurry up!" "Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them." "Ride's bogus, anyway." "Hey, wanna rent a video?" "Yeah." "Race you home!" "And, well, that night sorta changed everything." "It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!" "I found them The Muppets." "I guess you could say I was their number one fan." "Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios." "And they made all the difference." " Trick or treat!" " Because from then on..." " Hey, guys." " Oh, hey, Gary." " Hey." " Hi-ho, guys." "Yay!" "Is that Kermit the Frog?" "What is this, 1978?" "... even on the worst days, I knew that as the years passed..." "Cancel that last remark." "... as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, the world can't be such a bad place after all." "All right, good night, buddy." "Oh, good night, Gary." "And as long as there are Muppets..." " ...for me... - ... hair-growing tonic." "...there's still hope." "Aaah." "Bye-bye!" "Somebody get him!" "Animal." "Hey, Animal, come on." "The show's about to start." "Show!" "Show!" "Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?" "Come on!" "No!" "Wait!" "I want to be with you guys!" "Please let me in!" "Kermit!" "Whoa!" "Walter, are you OK, buddy?" "You're drenched in sweat." "Did you have the dream again?" "Ummm." "No." "Hey, so when are you guys leaving today?" "Oh, um, just a couple hours now." "Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles." "I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years." "I know." "Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary, and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so..." "Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios." "Oh, yeah, I'm sorry." " I can't do that, Walter." " But, Gary..." "Because... you're coming with us!" "Oh, Gary!" " But what about Mary?" " She's fine." " She said the more the merrier." " I..." "I don't know what to say!" "The Muppet Studios are there, Gary." "I can't believe this!" "Better get a move on." "We don't want to miss that bus!" "No way!" "Who knows?" "Maybe Kermit will be there." "I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy." "The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years." "I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore." "Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor." "Like there's a country called Turkey." "Walter, how many times do we have to go over this?" " Turkey is a very real country." " Wow, Muppet Studios." "I can't believe it!" "Whoooa!" "With someone to paint" "Life's a piece of cake" "And someone to brake" "With someone to saw" "Life's a happy song" "With someone to give" "Life's a piece of pie" "And someone to dry" "With someone beside you" "Life is full of highs" "And someone to fry" "Oooh..." "Sorry." "I was super excited." "All right, Carlos." "Flip the ignition." "And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter." "Oh!" "You know what that means." "Spring break." "It's OK." "We'll be back to studying in two weeks." "Yay!" " Have a nice vacation." " Bye." "Have fun." " Bye, Mr. Gary." " Have a good break, guys." " Hey, great job, Carlos." " Thanks." "Enjoy your anniversary dinner." " Hi." " I got you these." "Oh." "Sorry." "It's probably from the dance number I was doing." "It's OK." "They're really sweet." "You excited for our big trip to LA?" "I have our list." "Me, too." "Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever." "I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles." "I know." "Walter can't wait either." "You don't mind that he's coming, right?" "No." "No, of course not." "As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together." "That's all I ask." "Totally." "It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever." "I love you so much." "Oh." " I love you, too." " I'm gonna go check on Walter." "Oh..." "OK, they're gone!" "Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio?" "'Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room..." "Oh, no, wait, wait, wait." "The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun, so maybe we should start there instead." "I just..." "I just can't wait!" "Oh, Walter, don't be nervous." "Oh, I know." "I just can't believe I'm here." "The home of the Muppets!" "What..." "What happened to this place?" "Where...?" " Where is everyone, Gary?" " I don't know, buddy." "It's so..." "OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today." "Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio, where dreams can come true." " Is this the Universal Studios?" " Yes, it is." "OK, now if you'll just follow me, please." "OK." "This used to be Kermit's office." " Whoa." " Mm-hmm." "It's really the highlight of the tour." "You should see it sometime." "OK, this next building is where they kept the rope and the medium-gauge wire for the productions." "Let's go take a look." "Come on, buddy." "Wow!" "Oh, boy." "Oh." "Whoa." "There." "Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office." "Or so we've been "toad."" "Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy." "And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum." "I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room."" " Oh, that is lovely." " Oh, good one, Mr. Richman." "Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract" "Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains..." " The deed to this property." " Exactly." "Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception." "If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires," " then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better," "I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point." "Well, I hope so." "Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death." "You mean half the audience is still alive?" "It's nice doing business with you." " Yes, sir." "Come on." " Goodbye." "I love geriatric humor." "Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio." "Yeah, I can smell it." "And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is." "In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground and start drilling." "Ah, those Muppets." "They think they're so funny." "Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them." "Maniacal laugh." "Maniacal laugh." "Maniacal laugh." "Maniacal laugh." "Maniacal laugh." " Walter!" " Walter?" " Walter!" " Walter!" "Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said," ""There's oil under this studio, see." "I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see." " Sweet, sweet oil, see!"" " People still talk like that?" "Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head." "Either way, we've got to find Kermit!" "He'll know what to do." "How do we find Kermit?" "Nobody's seen him in years." "Stop the car!" "I've got an idea!" "Mmm." "These are delicious!" " Great idea, Walter." " Mm-hmm." "We've been doing this for a long time." "I think maybe we should call it a night." " Guys!" " We can't give up, Gary." "But it's getting really late." "Maybe we should just go back to the motel." " Guys!" " It..." " What?" " What?" " Maybe he lives there." " Oh." "That's it." "So, what do we do now?" "I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty." " Gary, throw me over." " What?" " Gary, just throw me over already!" " OK." " OK, here we go." "OK..." " One, two, three." " That's good." " Sorry." " No, it's good." " Guys?" "I think that's an electric fence." "Mary, it's Kermit the Frog." " OK, buddy, head down." " One, two, three!" " It's an electric fence." " Yep." "Oh, my gosh." "Walter?" "Walter, buddy?" "Walter, can you hear me?" " Throw me again." " No, I don't..." "I don't think that's a good idea." " What kind of throw was that?" " I think there's somebody coming." "Excuse me..." "You OK?" "That was quite a tumble." "Oh." "Look, look." "I think..." "Hey." "Hey, Walter?" " Walter, you all right, buddy?" " Where am I?" "OK, this is awesome." "We're at Kermit's house." " Oh, jeez." "Walter." " No, no, no, no, no." "You OK?" "This..." "This is Kermit's house?" "Anyhow, how can I help you guys?" "Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir, but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you." " Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." " Not now, 80's Robot." "Might I offer you a drink?" "Tab?" " Good grief." " New Coke?" "Listen." "Not right now, 80's Robot, please!" "Bummer." " Watch out for the..." " Gag me with a spoon." " Yeah, head for the door." " Grody to the max." "Ow." "Ow." "I'm really sorry about that Walter." "What were you saying?" " Yes." "Tex Richman, the oil baron, is..." " Yes, yes, yes." "Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist." "You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater and turn it into a Muppet museum." "Isn't that great?" " No!" "I mean..." " What Walter's trying to tell you is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil." " What?" " The only way to save the studio is to raise ten million dollars." "Ten million dollars?" "That's impossible." " But..." " The only way to raise that kind of money would be to would be to put on a show." "And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time." "I guess people sort of forgot about us." "Hm?" "I didn't do it." "I've been framed!" "Ahh." "Wocka wocka!" "Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!" "Muah!" "This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down." " For sure." " One, two, and a half..." "Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon." "Mmm..." "This is going to be a really short movie." "But, Kermit, you have to try." "I..." "The Muppets are amazing." "You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given." " Children?" " No, the other gift." " Ice cream?" " No, no." "After that." " Laughter?" " Yes!" "The third greatest gift ever!" "Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten." "All you need to do is show'em again!" "Hmm." "I don't think so, guys." "Don't you see, Kermit?" "It's time to play the music." "Please, Kermit." "You're my hero." "You're on my watch." "Well, I..." "I guess we could try." " We?" " Well, yeah, listen." "If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support." "Well, that's perfect." "We're experts at moral support." " Yeah!" " Good." "I guess if we're gonna go, we better get going." "We got a lot of people to find." "Oh, great!" "But wait, how do we find'em?" "Didn't you see our first movie?" "We drive." " So where do we go first?" " I shall take the liberty of using my modem to locate the Muppets." " OK." " Great." "Oh, stop it!" "In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!" "R-E-N-O." "That spells "Reno."" "You have reached your destination." "My guidance ends here." "Well, I guess this is the place." "Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!" "Not RVs" "No marriage certificate is needed" "Cha-cha-cha!" "Thank you, thank you." "We'll be back in six minutes." "Hmm." " Hi-ho, Fozzie." " Hi-ho, Kermit." "Kermit?" "What are you doing here?" "Well, I..." "I just want to tell you that was a great show." "It was... very informative." "I do my best to keep it fresh each night." " Oh, yeah." " Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way." "Oh, I'm sorry." "This is Gary and Mary." "And this here is Walter." "He's a personal friend." " Yeah." " So I said, "What are you looking at?"" "So I punched him in the face!" "I mean..." " Let's talk in my dressing room." " Sure." " OK." " Here we are." "Make yourselves at home." "Wow." "This is not quite what I expected," " based on your Christmas cards." " Oh, yeah." "About that..." "Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy." "Maybe we should give them some space." "I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say." "OK." "Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling." "Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio." "What?" "Oh, no!" "I mean, that's a shame." "Step out of the vehicle!" "Hey, Fozzie..." "I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more." "It's fine, Kermit." "Look at me!" "Living the dream!" "Uh-oh." "Oh, no!" "Not this again!" " Quick, save the cushions!" " The cushions?" "I'm sorry, Fozzie." "If I'd known you were here in this place..." "That's all right, Kermit." "It's not your fault." " We had a good run." " Yeah." "Yeah, it's just that..." "Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I..." "I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back if we all got together and put on one last show." "A show?" "But I've spent years building a solo career." "I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me." "Fozzie!" "What the heck are you doing, hibernating?" "Next show starts in 30 seconds." "We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!" " They terrify me." "Let's go." " Let's go." " Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie." " Oh, thanks." "Wow!" "Gonzo's doing really well!" "According to 80's Robot, he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt." "You!" "Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing." " Right away, sir." " And, you, send the 28,000 tons of Silly Putty back to Beijing." " You bet." " Oh, and you?" "A memo to the waterless toilet department." "I don't care about the mess, just keep trying." " Hi, Gonzo." " Kermit?" "Fozzie?" "This is a surprise." " We need to speak to you." " All right." "Have a seat." "Ah." "Thank you!" " I think I'll stand." " No, really, you should try one!" "Comfy." "It's our executive line of used toilets." "Anyway, I'm very busy." "I've got 30 seconds." "Go." "Uh..." "Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but..." "Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron." "Yes, Fozzie, I was about to." "Just give me a moment, OK?" "Gonzo, it would appear..." "Remember, evil oil baron." "Fozzie, I'm going to get to that." "Please!" " As I was trying to say..." " Evil oil baron." "OK, time's up." "Thank you, guys." "Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again." " We really need you." " My answer is no." "Good day!" "Come on, guys." "We should go." "I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and it made me feel like I could do anything." "Thank you." "Yeah." " Good try, Walter." " Hey, guys, up here!" " Ya-haa!" " Huh?" "I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years!" "Look out below!" "Whoa, where you going?" "You threw me off-balance!" "I can't see!" "Apollo 13!" "Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back." "I pledge never to hold a plunger again!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run for your lives!" "Run, run, run!" " Run, guys!" " Run!" "Oh, my gosh, run everybody!" "It's gonna be big!" "It's gonna be a big one!" "Wow!" "That was an expensive looking explosion!" "I can't believe we had that in the budget." "So maybe if you look inside yourself, the person you should be most angry at is you." "Is you." "How have you been feeling?" "Any more control issues?" "In control." " Good." " Psst." "Animal!" " Excellent." " It's me, Kermit." "Hey, we're having a meeting here, man." "You're being really rude, frog!" "Pardon us, please." "Animal, I need to talk to you for a second." "We're getting the Muppets back together." "We need you to drum again." " Animal drum?" " Yes!" " Please, sir." " Drum!" "Drum, drum!" " Drum, drum, drum!" " OK, OK." " In control." " Good." "I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor." "We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word." " It's his trigger word." " His trigger word?" "Excuse me, Mr. Black." "I'm so sorry to interrupt, but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer..." "Gary!" "It's my trigger word, too." "Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday." "Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!" "Oh, I don't think so!" "Sorry." " Let's go, Animal." " Bye-bye!" " Animal, heel." " Go, Animal!" "Be free, man!" "But remember!" "No drumming!" "Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up the rest of the Muppets using a montage?" "Great idea, 80's Robot." "We greatly appreciate your financial support." "Eighty-seven point three miles to go." "Eighty-seven point two... 80's Robot, do you have to do that?" "...the secrets of the universe..." "I guess we're in." "Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks."" "Whoa!" "Bye, Lisa." "Off to the TED Conference." "Three, two, one." "Think we should've rented a bigger car?" "Hey, wait for me!" "I wanna help save the studio!" "I wanna go with you!" "Oh, not again." "Wow." "I can't believe we're all back together." "Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!" "Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage?" "I thought my story was pretty interesting." "Rowlf?" "Wanna get back together?" " OK." " Good." "Classic." "Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars." " Well, not everybody." " No, I think everybody's here." " Where's...?" " All good!" " Miss..." " All done here!" "Piggy?" "Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?" "OK, OK, OK, you're right." "We'll go get Piggy!" "My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France." "Oh!" "Well, then we drive to France." " You can't drive to France, Walter." " Yeah." "It's way too far." "Then maybe we should travel by map!" " Good idea, Fozzie." " Yeah!" "To Paris!" "Paris!" "Paris!" "Look at these ceilings!" "Yeah." "They must be very tall here." "Yeah, very nice." "Uh..." "Hi there." "Excuse me." "Miss?" "Pardon me, ma'am?" "Hi there!" "We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent." "Urgent!" "Urgent!" " Is it urgent?" " Very." "Yes." "Let's have a look then, shall we?" "She has an opening in..." " ...early September." " Early September?" "That's like six months from now!" "That's nothing." "Once I waited a whole year for September." "She is the plus-size editor." "She's a huge deal and extremely busy." "You can't just pop in without an appointment." " OK, then." " Thank you." " All right." " Mean lady." " Close the door on your way out." " Thanks a lot." " She wasn't very nice." " Yeah." "Guys!" "Muppet Man!" " Yeah!" " That could work!" "Hello." "I have an appointment." "Oh, OK." "Um..." "Will you wait here a moment?" "Decisions, decisions." "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo." "I choose you." "Mademoiselle Cochonnet?" " Can't you see I'm busy?" " Of course." "There's a... man here to see you." "He does have an appointment." "An appointment?" "That's weird." "Well, why didn't you say so?" "Send him in!" "Right away." "Sorry." " Ahahaha." " Remember, left foot, right foot." "Hello." "Whoa." " What the...?" " Sorry." "That looked expensive." " You look familiar." " So do you!" "Please, have a seat." "Yes, we're going to have a seat now." " No, no, no, don't sit down!" " Oh, sorry!" "Whoa!" "Uh-oh." "Message to head." "Left leg in trouble!" "Going down." "Left leg going down!" "What?" "Ohh!" "I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man." " You guys OK?" " Is anyone hurt?" "Kermit?" " Hello, Piggy." " Kermie!" "Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!" "Mm, mm, mm." "Kissy-kissy." "Mm, mm, mm!" "Wait!" "What am I doing?" "I promised myself I'd never go back!" "I am woman!" "I am strong!" "You must leave at once!" " OK." " No, no, wait, wait!" "Miss Piggy!" "The Muppet Studios are in danger." "In danger?" "Our studios?" "Kermit!" "It's true, Piggy." "And we need to do The Muppet Show again." "We need you." "Oh." "Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog." "Alone." "Piggy?" "Last time we were together, I said some things I regret." "No." "No, Kermit." "You were just being honest." "You never intended to marry me." "Not even after I built us a house where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together." "Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh?" "Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?" "You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you." "I am who I am." "Why can't you accept that about me?" "Look, this is not about you and me." "It's never about you and me, is it?" "It's always we." "We this, we that." ""We" need you." "You can't even say, "I need you," can you?" "Piggy..." "I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here." "A life I've made for myself." "Piggy!" "Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced." "Kermit?" "What happened?" "Where's Miss Piggy?" "She's not coming, Fozzie." "But, Kermit, we always worked together." "We can't do this without Miss Piggy." "No one will give us a show without her." "We'll be fine, Fozzie." "We'll be fine." "We just..." "We'll just have to come up with something else." "Kermie." "OK, I've got an idea." "We need a pig that can sing." "But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?" "Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?" " Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy." " Come on, everybody." "Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?" " No." " No." "Oh, my goodness!" "Oh, that's wonderful!" "That means no." " Come on, guys." " Awkward." "Listen, Kermit, I like you." "I remember you guys from when I was a kid." "So I'm gonna shoot straight." "You guys aren't famous anymore." "I wish she'd shot a little more curvy." "Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up." "This circle represents everything that's currently popular." "And this tiny speck is you guys." "So the answer's no." "It's not gonna happen." "Take a look at the shows that are popular now." "Punch Teacher." " Oh!" "I love that show." " It's time to punch teacher!" " Finish him!" " It's my favorite." "I just thought I could make a difference." "I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant." "Have a good day." "Before I go, I'd just like to say something." "I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you..." "Veronica, bad news." "Punch Teacher has stopped production." "It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America." " What's their problem?" " No idea." "I just found out." "What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole in the schedule coming up in two days?" "OK, Muppets." "You've got yourselves a show." " All right!" " Oh, yes!" "Thank you so much." "You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!" "OK, enough!" "One, no more going nuts in my office." "These are new carpets." " Yes, ma'am." " And two, you need a celebrity host." "OK." "Whatever, whatever." "Come on, guys, let's go." "Yeah!" " Let me wipe that." " You've missed a spot." " I don't see it." " Just a little lower!" " Oh, I am so sorry." "Did I get you..." " Yes." "Well, gentlemen." "It appears we have some competition on the Muppet property." "The Economist says they've gotten back together again." " The Muppets got back together?" " Remember?" "Gentlemen, please!" "No singing in my office!" " Yes, sir." " But, of course, it was all his fault." " Mostly his fault." " No matter." "Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me." "Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be running home with their tails between their legs." "Some of'em literally." "Because those ones have tails." "Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh." "That's a maniacal laugh moment." "OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back." "It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope!" "Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of..." "And now, Pigs in Space!" "Gary." "Can you believe it?" " The Muppet theater." " Yeah." " Welcome back, everyone." " Thanks." "Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now." "Yeah!" "Who cancelled the maid service?" "But don't worry." "We'll be fine." "Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this." "Wait." "Kermit, don't say another word." "Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater." "Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us." " So would." " OK." "Well, let's clean this place up!" "Yeah!" " This is boring." " But don't you guys remember?" "You're the Muppets!" "You do this to music!" "Well, all right!" " Hey, Animal!" " Yeah?" "Look what I found!" " Beauregard!" " Scooter!" "Good to see you!" "Where's everybody been?" "Celebrity... celebrity!" "Hello!" "Yes." "Could I speak with President Carter, please?" "He moved?" "Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach..." "Hello?" "Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony." " Doing a great job, pal." " You're doing a great job." " Wocka wocka." " Hey, guys!" "Look at these old photos I just found." "Oooh." "Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have?" "I looked totally ridiculous!" "Yes, it's Kermit." "The frog." "Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend?" "Sure." "Sure, I understand." " Hey, shut the door!" " What is that?" "Say hello to the little friend." "There goes dinner." "Wow!" "Great job, everybody!" "Oh, hey, Kermit." "Listen, have a great night, and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers, so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time." " Good." "You two have a great night." " OK." "Thank you!" " Bye." " Kermit?" "Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow" " or see the Hollywood Sign." " We'll have plenty of time to do that stuff." "It's just, right now," "I don't wanna leave Walter." "You know, he needs me." "I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy." " Like that." " Oh, OK." "Now you." "Yeah, that's it!" "Yeah, yeah, good job!" "Well, just one more day, OK?" "And then I'm all yours." "Tell you what." "Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow, and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back." "OK." "Just... don't forget about me." "Never." "Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right?" "Yeah, of course." " Oh, Walter!" " Oh, yes, Kermit." "Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you." " Oh, well..." " And welcome aboard." "Night, everybody." "Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot." ""Welcome aboard"?" "Hey, Kermit." "You awake?" " Yep." " What's the weather" " supposed to be like tonight?" " I don't know." "Why?" "I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling." "Stars sure are pretty, though." "We're gonna be OK, right?" "We haven't done this in a long time, and I really don't wanna go back to Reno." "Don't worry, Fozzie." "We'll be fine." "Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?" "Same old team, all pulling together." "I guess you're right." "Night-night, Kermit." "Good night, Fozzie." "OK, gather round, troops!" "Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going." " Scooter, is everybody here?" " Almost everyone, chief." " Yeah..." " Hey, anybody got any kerosene?" "I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em." "Hold it right there, sausage snout!" " Piggy?" " Huh?" "Well, look what the cat dragged in." "Come on." "Keep it up, Maurice." "Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah!" "I don't think so... sister?" "Who you calling sister, sister?" " Oh, look, an omelet station!" " Oh, where?" "Hiya!" "There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi." "Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me!" "I'll be back!" "Yeah, yeah." "Heard of mouthwash?" "Welcome back, Miss Piggy." "All right, all right, don't crowd me!" "Wow, she sure hasn't changed." "Piggy?" "You came back." "I'm not here for you, Kermit." "I'm here for them." "And, besides, when this show's done," "I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris." "OK, Piggy, OK." "Places for the opening number, everybody!" "Oh, good morning, Veronica." " Morning, Frog." " OK, everybody, take it from the top." "Oooh!" " You missed your cue." " I know!" "There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?" "Uh..." "Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?" "Mos-cow!" "Ha." "Hey guys, stop." "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut." "What's the problem?" "We can't keep time without the drums, man!" "We need drums!" " Sorry, Animal." " No drums!" "No drums!" " Jack Black said no drums!" " Animal, heel!" "Sit!" " Who's next?" "Oh." " In control." " Hey, Walter?" " Oh." "Yes, Kermit?" "You think you might wanna help us out here?" "Maybe do something in the show?" "Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me, but I have to face the facts." "See, the Muppets are so talented..." "Hey, guys, check it out!" "Fart shoes!" " Patent pending!" " And I don't have any talent at all." "The truth is..." "I can't perform with you guys." "I feel like a phony just being here." "Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one." "If you look inside yourself," "I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at." "OK, Kermit." "I'll try." "Take my picture!" "Welcome." "How many in your party?" "Two?" "Uh..." "No, just the one." "All right, party of one, follow me." "A party just for moi" "It's a solo Mardi Gras" "I saved the last dance for me" "Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?" "Oh... no." "No, it's just me." "Party of one." "Order up!" " OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro." " Hey, Scooter?" "What's left?" "Oh, uh, it's you, chief!" " Hm?" " Your duet." "With Piggy." " Miss Piggy?" " Hm?" "We're all out front practicing our acts and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so..." "Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't." "No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner." "Hola." "OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go." "We gotta break it up." " Excuse us. - 'Scuse us." "Let's try that lift again, shall we?" "The lift again." "OK, on my count this time, OK?" "In three, two..." "Wait for me!" "Good grief." "Kermit!" "There you are." "I've been looking for you everywhere!" "So nice to see you, Veronica." "Who's hosting?" "Did you find a celebrity?" "Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because..." "Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity." "You?" "No." "Kermit, listen." "I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host." "I will rerun Benson if I have to." "Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica, that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours!" "Twelve hours!" "I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!" "And the Muppets are like a big family." "Well..." "And for us, that theater is... is like our home." "Which is why, in conclusion we humbly ask that you give us back our studio." "It would certainly mean a lot to us." "Hmmm." "Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see." "Correct!" "The answer is no." "Well, you could've just said that." " Contract." " Contract." "Contract." " Nicely done, sir." " You see, Muppets, according to this contract, it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight," " it's the Muppet name itself." " What?" "And all characters under the Muppet name." "Wait a second." "What possible use could you have for our names?" "Told ya I'd be back." "Well, now I am back." "And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner." "The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world." "Hey, Fozzie!" "I want you to meet a friend of mine." " Wocka wocka." " You're relics, Muppets!" "The world has moved on, and no one cares about your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hosting', singin'-and-dancin' act anymore!" "You're dead!" "And I just come to bury you." "Now, get out of my office." " What?" " What is that supposed to mean?" "You said you were gonna talk to the man!" "Guys!" "OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host, we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?" "Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie." " Huh?" " What?" "Guys, the show's in six hours, and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I..." "I couldn't get us a celebrity host." " Oh, no!" " What?" "I'm afraid Tex Richman's right." "The world's moved on." "I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess." "Kermit?" "All right, listen up, you freaks!" "I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV." "All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary." "Now, the frog's gone." "We're doing things my way from now on." "Let's move!" " Hey!" " Hi." " How was your day?" " Oh, it was great." "I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone." "Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo." "And then I ate lunch unaccompanied, and then I walked back here... independently." "Listen, I got you these." "You know, to make up for the other ones." "The broken ones." "Thanks, sweetie." "Listen, Gary." "I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight." "Oh, I don't care." "What do you feel like?" "OK." "That's fine." "That's just fine." "That's... that's perfect." "I'm going to go for a walk." "Individually." " Walter, hey." " Gary." "Oh, where have you been?" "I need you to help me figure out a talent." "A talent for what?" "For the show." "Kermit asked me to do an act in the show." "I..." "I could be a Muppet." "Wow." "Wow, Walter, that's amazing." "Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent." "Well, you know what?" "I'm sure you'll think of something, but right now I actually..." "I need your help." "I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something, and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me." "Gary, I'd love to help you out, but I can't leave the theater now." "This is important." "Well, hold on a second." "I mean, my life is important, too." "Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets." "No, it wasn't!" "The whole reason we came here was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner because it's our tenth anniversary, and then..." " Walter, what day is today?" " Friday." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's it." "This is bad." "Walter, this is really bad." "I have to..." " Mary?" "Mary!" " Wait." "Gary, I need you." "OK, is everybody ready?" "Commence Operation Celebri-nap." "Masks on!" " Masks on!" " Except for moi." "Nothing covers this beautiful face." " No masking'?" " No masking'." "Check the door on Stage 28." " I'm going over there now." " She's done in makeup..." "I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!" "Oh, hey, Animal." "What are you doin' here?" "Acting." "Natural." "Now!" "Whoa!" "Hiya!" "Hiya!" "Mary, surprise!" "I figured out why you're mad... at me." "Gary, I've gone home." "I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man or a Muppet?" "Am I a Muppet?" "Am I a Muppet?" "Or am I a man?" "Am I a Muppet?" "Or am I a man?" "I'm a very manly Muppet" "I'm so sorry." " Oh, Gary." " Mary." "Kermit." "We have our celebrity!" "Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!" "Oh, my gosh, that's amazing." "Where is he?" " In the trunk." " Get me outta here!" "You kidnapped Jack Black?" "That's illegal!" "But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black," " or destroying the Muppets?" " Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!" "Kermit, listen." "Whatever I may think of you right now, these guys are counting on you." "You inspire them." " What, to kidnap people?" " To work together." " To kidnap people?" " Mr. The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people." "And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on." "Come on, Kermit." "Don't let these guys down now." "All right." "Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?" " It's showtime!" " All right!" "That's it!" " Nicely done, sir." "As usual." " En garde." "Ow!" "Ow." "OK, very nice." "Halt!" "Point left!" "Well done, sir." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon." "Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala," " with special guest, Jack Black." " Oh!" "He's pretty good." " We're going to phase two." " Yes, Mr. Richman." "So do you think we're working for the bad guy?" "Hurry!" "The show starts in ten minutes!" "Where did you learn to drive?" "Hang on, everyone!" "Come on, guys." "OK, listen up, everybody!" "This is it!" "Five minutes to curtain!" " Kermit?" " Get ready for the opening number." " Yes?" " I need to talk to you about my act." "Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine." "In fact, I'm sure you'll be great." "Scooter, who's up first?" " Come on, come on, come on!" " No..." "Fly in the arches!" " OK, first we have the opening theme." " Of course." "Yeah." " You come out and introduce Fozzie." " Right." "Then we have..." "TV executive at six o'clock!" " What?" " The show is a disaster, Frog!" " Veronica..." " Where's the audience?" "I knew you guys weren't popular anymore." "I should have trusted that chart." "There's no one here!" " What about Hobo Joe?" " Who?" "Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?" " Just a second." "Scooter!" " Yeah, chief?" " Did you hand out all those flyers?" " Of course." "Every last one!" "Don't worry." "We'll think of something!" "You better." "Yoo-hoo!" "You've got audience." "It's me!" "What am I, invisible?" "Jack Black." "Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black." " Hi!" " Ah!" "Where am I?" "Why am I so fancy?" "What are you doing?" "You're ruining my look!" " We'll see you out there!" "Good luck!" " Stop cleaning me!" " You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black." " Yeah." "We're here!" " Start the show!" " Ready for some kind of entertainment!" "All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter." "OK, we go live in three, two..." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog." "It's The Muppet Telethon, with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black!" "Yay!" "I always dreamed we'd be back here." "Dreams?" "Those were nightmares!" "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon!" "We have Muppets standing by to take your calls." " Yes, we are." " Hi." "Hello." "Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?" "Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you, with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!" "I'm being held captive by these weirdos!" "Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!" "Somebody, anybody, please call the police." "This is real rope!" " Man, this 3-D is incredible!" " This is real!" "Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, so if you'd like to come down and see the show live..." "There's no audience in the theater." "Look, it's totally empty." "Poor Walter." "Maybe we should go back." "No way, Mary." "I've made my choice already." "I just sang a whole song about it." "I wanna stay here with you." "So thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever." " Head bowling." " What?" "No!" "I have not signed off on this!" "Drumroll, please." "And a one and a two and a three!" "Uh-oh." "Uh..." "My fingers got stuck." "All part of the act, folks." "Stay tuned." "Please, make this end!" "Please!" "This is great." "Call'em." "Hello?" "You wanna give us some money?" "!" "Uhhh..." " Say yes!" " Yes!" "We will take that money!" "Hey, guys, we got us some money!" "Oh, yeah, tickets." "Here we are." "Tickets." "Thank you." "Five dollars to show you your seat." "It's up there somewhere." " Help!" " OK, thank you, Gonzo." "Thank you very much." "Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with head bowling a little later in the show." "Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear!" "Yay!" "Thank you, thank you, and thank you." "Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night." "The catch of the day was salmonella." "Wocka wocka!" " OK." " Ah!" "That joke's like 50 years old!" "So how'bout those shopping centers?" "You seen one, you seen a mall!" "Take it." "Make it stop!" " Wocka wocka wocka wocka!" " Make it stop!" "No!" " We're not a team!" "I'm not with him!" " What is happening?" "People are actually watching this?" "Deadly!" "Bring the car!" "What am I gonna do?" "What am I gonna do?" "Walter?" "Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter." "You ready?" "No." "Yes, yes, yes..." "Whoopi Goldberg?" "Selena Gomez?" "And... hi there." "Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here," " something about saving a theater." " Yes, yes, of course." "I don't really know who you guys are." "My agent just told me to show up." " That's great." " Are you one of the" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" "Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help." "And don't worry." "It's just your one shot to go on live TV before millions of people to prove you have what it takes to become one of the Muppets." "Good luck." "Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act to the show." "Introducing Walter." "That's not good." "It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's..." "Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop." "Oh, no!" "It's a barbershop quartet!" "Get me out of here!" "Wait a minute." "What are you doing?" "Is that Nirvana?" "Stop it!" "No!" "You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!" "Ow!" "Careful around the ears!" "Ah!" "That was hot!" "Hey!" "What's going on here?" "Why is my body so big?" "What'd you do to my voice?" "I sound like a chipmunk!" "Wait a second." "Did you guys shrink my head?" "Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!" "Nice work, everybody." "Chickens, you're up next!" "It's going rather nicely." "We might just make this." "And now I am pleased and proud to present those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends!" "Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends!" "No, I..." "I don't know why I'm not hosting this." "So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal of ten million dollars by midnight." "And if..." "Oh, dear." "Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed." "We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can." "Scooter!" "Well, that's that." "Nice try, Muppets!" "Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money with no electricity?" "All right, calm down, everybody." " Is everybody OK?" " Yeah." "Well, we can't do the show without power." " Anybody got any bright ideas?" " Not now, Fozzie." "Ten-gauge gator grip." "I love it when you talk shop." "Oh!" "Mee mee mee mee" "What?" "How'd they get the power back?" "We're gonna have to get up on that roof and shut'em down for good!" "Bolt cutters!" "Bolt cutters." "Deadly!" "You come with me." "That's it." "Hm." "To the end of the Muppets!" "Deadly!" "What are you doing?" "Enough!" "Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart," "I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!" "Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!" " What does that mean?" " It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh!" "Ha ha!" "Oopsie." "Deadly." "Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!" "Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast?" "We travelled by map." "We thought it'd be quicker." "Hey, I'm sorry I bailed." "I just..." "I realized you don't let the most important person in your world slip away." " Hey, Scooter?" " Yeah?" "Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?" "But, chief, I don't go onstage." "Well, just do what I do." "Pretend that the audience is naked." "Yeah, but, I..." "Ha... ha... ha..." "Uh, Miss Piggy?" "You are all naked." "Well, sorta." "OK." "Great!" "And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, a real hero..." "You saved it?" "After all this time?" "Oh, Kermie." "I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff." " Yes, Kermie?" " Well over the last week, I realized that I..." "I miss you." "And I need you." "And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you." "Maybe you just need one person." "It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight, it might be the last time we sing together." "And..." "Well, are you ready?" "Oh, Kermie." "Hey, these are yours, man." "I kept'em for ya." " Drum." " No drum." " Drum!" " No drum!" " Drum!" "Drum!" " No drum!" "No drum!" "You know what to do." "Aaah!" "Drum!" "Drum, drum!" "Drum!" "Ah ha ha ha ha." "You still got it, man!" "Piggy?" "Will you stay... for me?" " For you, Kermie?" " Yeah." "Of course!" "Woo hoo!" "Thank you, everybody." "Thank you, all." "Ladies and gentlemen, it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet, but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act." "The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages." "Walter?" "Walter, where are you, buddy?" "Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned." "We need one last act to bring us home." "I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas." "You guys see if you can come up with something." "We have two minutes!" "Two minutes!" " Think, think, think!" " What am I thinking?" "Walter." "Walt!" " Walter!" " Gary?" " Wha..." "You came back." " Walter." "What are you doing down here?" "They just need one more act." "You gotta get out there and help those guys." "I can't." "What if people laugh at me?" "I..." "I'd rather go back home to Smalltown." "With you." "Look, Walter, you're my brother, and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys." "Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this." "You're the one who brought everyone here together." "You always believe in other people, but that's easy." "Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, because that's what growing up is." "It's becoming who you want to be." "You have to try." "Please, Walter." "You're my hero." "OK, Jack Black's got nothing." "What did you guys come up with?" " Bunsen can set Beaker on fire." " No, no, no, we can't do that." " I could break out the fart shoes." " No, no, no, that will never work!" "We're back in three, two..." "Oh, no!" "It's Walter." "Thank you." " He's all grown up." " Oh, that was wonderful!" "Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!" "It looks like we're going to get our studio back!" "the Muppets are about to take back their studio." "Help!" "I've been mugged." "Alerting authorities." " We're sorry..." " What happened?" "Hello?" " Hello?" " Guys, my phone is dead." "My phone is also dead." "Repeat, my phone is also dead." "Ooh..." "I did it." "I beat you." "Game over, Kermit." "You lost." "Chicky!" "Too late, Muppets." "I won!" "Turn that thing off!" "The show is over!" "But we were so close!" "Or not." "It kinda makes me feel better, honestly." "I mean, we were nowhere close at all." "You artists formerly known as the Muppets are standing on private property." "My private property." "And I'm telling you to leave." "Now!" "He's right, everybody." "He won." "We gotta go." "Not now, Fozzie." " I can't believe this." " I know." "Well, that's that." "This isn't right." "It can't end like this." "But what can we do?" "Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of." "And you know why?" "Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried." "And if we failed, we failed together, and to me, that's not failing at all." "And I don't care what anybody says." "And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe." " I believe in you." " Huh?" " And you." " Me?" "And you." "You know, what's important isn't this building or a name." "It's each other." "So I say, fine, let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top." " Yeah." " Let's all walk out through these doors with our heads held high." "As a family." " Because that's what we are." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!" "Wow." "Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!" "All right." " Wow." " Wow." "Hey, where's Walter?" "See?" "Your fans, they love you guys!" "Hey, Walter." "Aren't you gonna join us?" " Yeah!" "Come on!" " Come on, Walter!" " Come on, Walter!" " Yes." "Come!" "What're you waiting for, buddy?" "Get over there." "Yeah, go ahead." "Muppets!" "Muppets!" "Muppets!" "Muppets!" "Muppets!" "Hm?" "Oh." "How charming." "A finale." "We're happier when you don't sing." "Well, all of you." "Yeah!" "Hey, remember me?" "I'm Jack Black!" "No, what are you doing?" "Whoa, whoa." "No, no, no." "Put me back down." " All hail the Hobo King." " What are you doing?" "This is insane." "When there's someone" "Life's a happy song" "Someone" "I just have one question I need to ask you." "Will you, Mary... marry me?" "Do do do-do-do" "Do do-do-do" "I own that name." "Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to..." ""Oil" bet that hurt." ""Richman gives back Muppet theater and name." "Change of heart." "Nothing to do with head injury."" "Do do do-do-do" "Do do-do-do" " Yeah, for reallies!" " Yeah, you owe us money, man." "What the wocka?" "Thank you." "Do do do-do-do" "Do do-do-do" ""Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight." "Kermit says,'We need some time alone."'" " Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about?" "Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications." " How's the quiet life, Kermit?" " Piggy, froggy!" " How are you enjoying your time alone?" " Piggy!" "Do do do-do-do" "Do do-do-do" "Do do do-do-do"
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"You'll like this apartment." "My wife says it's the best of the lot." "The tenants moved out quick." "I don't normally show apartments before I've had a chance to look." "So, use your imagination." "Oh, my God." "Call 911." "I worked in a slaughterhouse one summer that looked a Iot Like this." "The lease is in the name of Clifford Renteria" "Lived here with his girlfriend till they shuck cut" " Gee I wonder why" " For all we know, this is animal blood." "BRASS: yeah sure" "Deer, sheep, llama." "Deer hunter comes home from the mountains drunk." "Decides to play butcher, clean his kill." "Chops his game up into oven-size pieces for the winter." "What does he care?" "He's renting." "BRASS:" "The victim's human" "And a human has only eight pints of blood." "So, whoever the victim is...is now dead." "SARA:" "Any uniformity in the spray?" "Well by and large the average diameter's about one millimetre." "Blood drops this size are characteristic of high-velocity impact" "Like gunshot trauma, but there's no bullet strikes in the walls, ruling out murder by gun." "Just acquaint yourself, Sara." "Don't interpret just yet." "AII right." "Showtime." "SARA:" "This looks Like a multiple." "More than one vic." "Acquainting myself." "WARRICK:" "Check out the voids." "That's the real evidence." "GRISSOM:" "Couch." "We've only got 30 seconds till this Luminol disappears." "(Camera clicks)" "(Shutter clicks)" "Television, maybe." "Magazine?" "Triangle." "SARA:" "Coat rack?" "Guys." "What do you think that is?" "Looks Like it could be an electric saw." "High-velocity small spray." "HELICOPTER RADIO: 76 Romeo approaching" "GPS coordinates four-niner-six Commencing drop" "DISPATCH RADIO:" "76 Romeo you're right on it" "Pine Ridge Command go to White Fire 3" "Dozer Tender 1441" "Air attack 140" "(Siren walls)" "NICK:" "Zero humidity." "Record highs." "'Tis the season." " Hi." " Hey." "I don't even know where to start with this one." "O'RILEY:" "Take a look at that A scuba diver up a tree" "Wow." "CATHERINE:" "How the hell did he get there?" "NICK:" "He couldn't climb with all that crap on" "He got up there somehow." "Well, you know, Lake Mead is just over the hill and the copters are dropping water." "You're serious?" "That's a total urban legend." "We're scientists, Nicky." "No way that happened." "OK." "And I suppose you believe in Santa." "After today... oh, yeah." "When I said Renteria and his girlfriend skipped out in the middle of the night," " I didn't have the whole story." " I haven't seen alison in a month." " Any idea where she might be?" " Renteria said she left town." " So you noticed that she was gone?" " I manage the complex." "I notice everything." "Did you notice if Mr Renteria left an address?" "Just a letter saying he was moving on." "If you find him, tell him he is not getting his deposit back." "The blood'II never come out." "Hopefully not." "It's all the evidence we have." "What do you make of that void?" "NICK:" "Green vegetation" "There's a consistent burn over this whole area." "Except for that one spot." "The Chief says the original fire was a class C. Downed power line." "Winds keep shifting hot spots breaking cut all over" "NICK:" "Well well" "Downed power line, huh?" "Good eye." "A matchbook time-delay device." "Well, don't touch it." "It'll disintegrate." "That's the only reason I carry this stuff." "CATHERINE:" "Hairspray Extra hold" "Difference between walking and running." "Guy lights a cigarette, sticks it in a matchbook, takes a stroll." "It buys an arsonist a five-minute head start." "Mm-hm." "Monaco Receiving." "Clifford Renteria, platform manager." "Gee, Brass, all in one shift." "I'm impressed." "BRASS:" "Are you Clifford Renteria?" " Cliff." "Who are you?" "Las Vegas Police." "Crime Lab." "Do you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Alison Scott?" "She's in Canada visiting her parents." "Why?" "We just came from your old apartment." "We found some disturbing evidence there Would you care to explain that?" "Hey, he had it coming." "I'II tell you that right now." "The apartment stank, there were flies everywhere, no water...so I trashed the place." " Who had it coming?" " The manager." " The lazy bastard." "It serves him right." " Mr Renteria your apartment walls are covered in human blood." " Are you aware of that?" " Yeah." " Do you have an explanation?" " It's my blood." " Your blood." " You got a stigmata?" "No." "I get nosebleeds." " Nosebleeds." " From hepatitis C. I got blood to spare." "My nose is Like Old Faithful." "It finally came in handy." "You expirated blood from your nose all over your apartment walls to get back at your manager?" "Yeah." "I hope it made his cleanup job hell." " That's not supposed to go anywhere." " What?" "These ones here?" "yeah those" "This guy blows ten quarts of blood from his nose onto his wall?" "You want to ask for a demonstration?" "He's lying." "Expirating from your nose would leave oval-shaped blood patterns." "The ones we found in his apartment were V-shaped." "Mr Renteria." "We're gonna need a sample of your blood." "From your arm, not your nose." "And a visit to your new apartment." "That's home to me now." "Been staying there about a week" "Well, may we see your furniture?" "Sure." "GRISSOM:" "Electric saw" "Used to do some landscaping." "GRISSOM: it's ah interesting lamp" "Mr Renteria, with your permission, I'd Like to move some of your property to my lab" " for a closer inspection." " Hey, save me $250 a week truck rental." "Keep it as long as you want." "I'II sleep in the break room." "And that's after you come down and give us that blood sample." "You checked Nosebleed's tools yet?" "No observable blood." "Not even with Rheno." "He probably ditched them after he used them on the victim." "We just gotta figure out which one." "How long did Firearms give us these for?" "24 hours." "Then we gotta give them back...clean." "Let's do it." "GRISSOM:" "So?" "DNA results." "Erm... 6 samples from the apartment walls and one we just took from the guy's arm." "This cannot be right." "Hey, I always doubIe-check your stuff." " AII the results point one way." " What about the blood on the Lamp?" "That is my next run." "Just a little backIogged." "Well, get through it." "I thought you said the blood on those walls couldn't be his." "I also thought the metric system would catch on." "Everything that starts with a faulty premise is bound to fail." "I saw V-patterns and I foolishly ruled out the nose." "I told you I had a condition." "Hepatitis C. I was diagnosed at 18." "This relates to your magic nose how?" "Hepatitis C destroys the liver and a whole host of clotting functions." "Cliff indeed has blood to spare." "Thanks for coming around to my side." "Which way's out?" "Nobody released you." "Mr Renteria, I can't sign off on a case until I fully understand it." "So let me get this straight." "You had a beef with your landlord and you decided to pay him back by blowing blood out of your nose all over the apartment walls." " Is that about right?" " Yeah." "A day?" "A week?" "A couple of months?" "How long did this take?" "I don't know." "About a month." "You get up, make some coffee and go, "I'll blow some blood on the kitchen wall today."" "Get out of the shower, grab your towel, go," ""Hey, this looks like a nice spot to expirate a couple of pints."" "It wasn't Like that." "Something would set me off." "The disposer was backed up." "No hot water." "The toilet was broken." "I knew the landlord wasn't gonna fix it." "So you made your statement through your nose." "I wasn't getting anywhere with words." "Look, if it'II get me out of here any quicker, I'II show you." "Erm..." "It's really not that big a deal." "(Clears throat)" "You might wanna back up." "(Renteria expirates)" "SARA:" "Same high-velocity spray" "Same short V-pattern too." "Didn't you say expirating through the nose made oval patterns?" "Yeah, well, as it turns out, our guy stands very close to the wall and blows almost sideways." "This is on the real?" "You saw him do this?" "Right through his Jimmy Durante." "Ambidextrous." "Both nostrils." "Great." "Our big murder's a nosebleed." "Oh, not necessarily." "The sample from the Nosebleed's lamp." "It's not his blood." "And I don't know whose blood it is, but the amelogenin came back with something pretty interesting." "XX." "Female blood." " Our guy's girlfriend is still missing." " That may have nothing to do with it." "Or everything." "So, you got an ID on the scuba guy?" "Jacques Cousteau." "Kidding." "Coroner humour." "But I'II tell you what I do know." "He didn't die in that fire." "No carboxyhaemoglobin in his blood" "He didn't inhale carbon monoxide." "He stopped breathing before the fire started." "Probably killed someplace else and dumped." "Oh, he was dumped all right." "Out of a chopper." "Right, Doctor?" "The victim's injuries are inconsistent with a fall of that magnitude." "No fracture of the pelvis, no compression of the lumbar vertebrae." "No shortening of the body." "CATHERINE:" "There goes your theory, Nick." "Good try, though." " So what was the cause of death?" " His heart stopped beating." "Heart attack, consistent with being scooped out of Lake Mead." "ROBBINS:" "The human heart beats in a four-beat rhythm like a foxtrot" "The two atria contract, then the two ventricles." "Ba-boom, ba-boom." " So what happened to this guy?" " Commotio cordis." "Cardiac concussion." "The guy short-circuited." "It's rare, but I've seen it." "A few years ago a minor leaguer took a line drive to the chest." "interrupted the impulse to the heart turning it into a bag of worms." "Fibrillation." "So, our scuba diver took one to the chest." "Definitely." "He could have been clipped by the chopper's Bambi Bucket." "Did you find anything between his toes, Like sand from..." "Lake Mead?" "Sorry Nick" "But I did find something between him and his wet suit." "Soap residue." "Like he'd started to shower." "Soaped up, never soaped off." "Something on your mind, Greg?" "Oh, it's..." "I heard about your case." "Sounds interesting." "Yeah." "Hey, you wanna make yourself useful?" "Drop this off at Trace." "Must be some kind of soap." "Robbins got me halfway there." "Bet it's liquid dishwashing soap." "Yeah?" "State your source." "I used to do a little diving myself, actually." "Belize, Maui," "Great Barrier Reef." "OK, maybe I took that one a little too far." "But the point is that these rubber suits aren't very easy to put on." "Neoprene and skin need a little romance to get together." "A capful of liquid soap works Like a charm." "So, you wanna check the safety valve?" "It's sealed closed." " And what about the pressure gauge?" " Hose melted." "Catherine found it at the base of the tree." "It's 3,000 psi." "That tank was full." "Guess it was Like anything pressurised." "These things blow for one of two reasons - too much air or too much heat." " You just made yourself useful, my friend." " Yeah?" " Oh, yeah." " How?" "What are we looking for exactly?" "Same thing we always look for." "Evidence of a crime." " Failing that, we have to release the apartment." " What about the missing girlfriend?" "Brass got a hold of Alison Scott's parents in Canada." "They said she never arrived." "They had no idea she was even going to see them." "What if Nose Man blew blood all over these walls to cover up Alison Scott's blood?" "I don't see any evidence of that." " You're not finding another layer of blood?" " No." "You don't think maybe he offed his girlfriend?" "(Plies buzzing)" "How many flies do you count in this room?" "15, give or take." "GRISSOM:" "I counted four on my first walk-through" "SARA:" "Fly spots" "Regurgitations." "Fresh." "The problem is, flies don't feast on dry blood" "The place is sealed and they don't spontaneously generate." "So they're feeding on fresh blood." "Could be a rodent, though." "Or bad garbage." "Or something higher up the food chain, Like Alison Scott." "(Plies buzzing)" "GRISSOM:" "The preponderance of flies is in this room" "They can egress a space less than .001 centimetres." "Behind you." "Vent." "Hey!" "Coffee boy!" "Where's my DNA?" "Cigarette butt?" "Matchbook time-delay device?" "Hairspray?" "Any of this sound familiar?" "Bags under the eyes, coffee cup, stressed face." "Any of this look familiar?" "I'm working on it." "Did Grissom put his stuff in front of mine?" "No." "I'm working on your case...with Nick." "I just talked with your partner." " You're working this case without me?" " Hm?" "Greg Sanders." "Let go of my Grego." "He's a CSI wannabe." "Please." "Check out the bottom of this tank." " Fissure." " We had a little explosion here." "That explains a lot" "(Fizzing)" "Acid etching." "Not bad." "If I get the tank serial number, I couId talk to surf shops, track the renter through a credit card." "Pretty smart thinking there partner." "Well, we still haven't id'd the vic, but it's worth a shot" "CATHERINE:" "OK." "N4002 let's see what kind of lead you are" "(Doorbell)" "Hi." "Whatever you're selling, I have no interest." "Maybe you should find out what we're selling first." "I'm Catherine willows, Las Vegas Crime Lab." "Detective O'Riley." "Is there a Jerry Walden lives here?" "You're looking at him." " What?" " Are you missing a scuba tank?" "Come in." "Let me get this straight, Mr Walden." "You lent Bruce Skeller a spare tank?" "(Sighs) Yeah." "I just..." "I can't believe what you're telling me here." "Bruce was an experienced diver." "Well, he didn't exactly die in the water." "Bruce and I were about to break ground on this project." "it really meant a lot to him" "You were in business together?" "Oh, we've been best friends since we were kids." "We used to" "We used to build these forts together, like our imaginary casino." "Now we're gonna build the real thing." "Partner up with this big development company" " Adventures..." "Excuse me." "You said that Mr Skeller was an experienced diver." "Why would he be borrowing a tank?" "Someone being experienced doesn't make them any less of a freeloader." "Oh, you know, he was just down on his luck." "We were Like brothers." "We shared everything." "What was mine was his." "What was his was mine." "You said he didn't have anything." "Well yeah but he would have you know" "And I kept telling him that That's what kept him going And then this happened" "There used to be something here." "Oh, yeah, that's my coffee table." "Interesting furniture." "What is that?" " Ash wood?" "WALDEN: yeah" "And the coffee table?" "Made them out of the same piece of wood." " Where is the coffee table?" " I sent it out to get it refinished." "The guy said it would be back in a week" "I er..." "..think it needed a little more than that." "Fly egg casings." "I thought I heard some banging around." "you er you find my tenant?" "You can contact Captain Brass for that information, sir." " Here, sir." " Oh." "What have you got?" "Either RauI or John." "Very important beetle." "The most important." "The silphid beetle." "Typically feeds on decomposing human flesh." "There's a dead body in here." "Mr Evans, could you get permission from the owner to let us break into these walls?" "Our original warrant didn't cover that" "It depends." "How many walls and what for?" "We can't divulge that." "But it may be all the walls." " In every room?" " Yeah." "You CSls gonna pay for the replastering?" "We don't do that." "You can submit a form to the city for reimbursement." "Yeah, I'm still waiting for my tax rebate." "I don't have to bother the owner with this." "He's not gonna let you bust out these walls." "Now what?" "DNA lab." "I don't want to hear any rumours that RauI is dead." "He may be the only chance we have of getting in these walls." "We already know this beetle feeds only off of human blood, so why are we extracting its stomach contents?" "Ah, not so." "According to Grissom, Mr Bug Guy, the silphid beetle will actually feed on any decomposing mammal, so... we need to show human DNA or we are not gonna get a warrant to break down those walls." "I hope he got his grub on before you guys grabbed him up." "Where's Greg?" "We need to get this processed." "I swear he has a second job somewhere else." "I'm er...all for being alone, but..." " Did you bring the file?" " Well, there goes the foreplay." "It's in the car." "I hope you appreciate that even as district engineer it wasn't easy getting the land deed." "I know how you love a challenge." "What did the property sell for?" "Half a million bucks an acre." "Is there anything else you need to use me for?" "Wh..." "Excuse me?" "You're not here for me, you're here for yourself, so let's not waste time." "The property was owned by two men - Jerry Walden and Bruce Skeller." "At the time they bought it, it was a steal." "50 grand an acre." "Two years later, Adventures development starts buying up the surrounding parcels." "Your guys hold out...until last week." "And let me tell you, they got top dollar." "A capitalist's wet dream." "Buy low, sell high." "So, they played it smart." "Well, one of them did." "Jerry Walden was for selling from the get-go." "But his partner, well... that was a different deal altogether." "He was a die-hard environmentalist, a real tree-hugger." "Mm." "You can say that again." "He saw the writing on the wall." "The urbanisation of Lake Mead." "He tried to fight it, but... when it's money versus the environment, it's no big surprise who's gonna win." "So, is there anything else I can do for you?" "I'II see ya." "This really frosts my lizard." "I go to the lake to get away from the casinos." "There goes jet skiing." " What about the land deed, Ronnie?" " Hm?" "Oh." "What I can tell you about that is er..." "I'm impressed." "If it is a forgery, it's a great forgery." "Van Gogh." "Nothing I can testify to." "What can you testify to?" "Have you seen my VSC-4 machine?" "No." "The original copy of the land sale agreement, OK?" "Inks Iuminesce at different wavelengths." "At one wavelength the signature on the left disappears" "At another wavelength the one on the right disappears" "Where did it go?" "What does it mean Ronnie?" "Whatever you make of it." "You've got a legal document." "Two signatures notarised." "The whole nine yards." "The only thing I can tell you is your two guys..." "used separate pens." "Excuse me." "Yeah." "Er...silphid beetle." "Test for presence of human DNA." "Is this definitive?" "Yes, sir." "(Door opens)" "Do we get our warrant?" "Beetle was full of human DNA." "Brass got us a judge." "Let's go knock down some walls." "(Coughs)" "One wall down. 5 to go." "Sorry to interrupt your fun." "But I have someone here you might Like to meet." "Jimmy Durante's girlfriend." "You're Alison Scott?" "I see Cliff's been showing off again." "It's one of the reasons I Ieft him." "You left him?" "I went back to my old boyfriend in Chicago." "Miss Scott, er...we found some blood on one of Cliff's lamps." "I stubbed my toe on that Lamp, Like, once a week." "I begged Cliff not to buy that thing, but...he never listens." "Would you be amenable to providing us with a sample of your blood for comparison?" "Sure... but I'm telling you that's my blood." "Look, Cliff's..." "He's a lot of things, but he's not a murderer." "Yeah, I still want a sample." "Warrick, would you?" "Er, yeah." "(Sighs)" "You never get a second chance to make a first impression." "A square of nine dots on paper, and you can only draw four lines to connect them... without the pen ever leaving the paper" "Right." "Think outside the box." "(Doorbell rings)" "Yeah?" "What do you want now?" "We need to take a look at your wall." "Hey, yo, Cat!" "I'm going to forget you called me that." "Sorry." "Um..." "I've got a full profile on our...your torch." "I pulled his DNA off of a cigarette butt." "Lucky for us he's a wet-Iipped smoker." "You've done your job." "I gotta go do mine." "Just give me someone to compare it to." "CATHERINE:" "The ash wood splinters are from Scuba Guy's back?" "Mm-hm Embedded in his aconeus muscle" "After you paged me, I had Robbins comb his body." "They only get us something if they match Walden's Ninja coffee table." "It's your theory." "CATHERINE:" "Radial chains align" "Pores match" "Two pieces of ash wood." "One source." "So, Walden and Skeller get into an argument, probably over their land." "Buy yourself 100 acres of rainforest." " Cash in your end!" " I'm not gonna sell!" "He pushes Skeller, he falls back onto the ash wood table." "That's not what killed Skeller." "Robbins said he took a line drive to the chest." "The push escalates to a punch." "God, you are so..." "I'II call O'RiIey." "GRISSOM:" "Scented candles, huh?" " Food went rotten." "I wanted to cover the smell." "SARA:" "You've replastered this wall recently?" " Rain damage" "Funnelled down." "Wrecked a five-foot area." "Oh." "You wouldn't mind if I...examined your vent, would you?" "(Door opens)" "You don't have to ask his permission." "I got a new warrant that covers this apartment." "Your wife being missing put it over." "Funny you didn't mention that before." "Did you know that your apartment shares heating ducts with the apartment next door?" "Yeah, me and Cliff always fought about the temperature." "So what?" " Sara." " Yeah." "SARA:" "Hold up, hold up, hold up." "Alklyd." "SARA:" "There's blood on the blanket" "And dermestid maculatus." "SARA:" "That's Latin for "You're hiding a dead body."" "What's the matter?" "You didn't realise how bad a corpse can smell, so you decided to move it around?" "You can tell us where the body is or we can... ..tear your place apart piece by piece." "GRISSOM:" "Whichever" "Look, you got squat." "Jerry and Bruce signed with different pens, you found a cigarette butt at Lake Mead and wood chips on a tree-hugger." "Bottom line, you got a dead guy up a tree and you don't know how he got there." "I'm just here to make the arrest." " For what?" "What have you got?" " Plenty." "Why don't we just start from the beginning?" "Bruce Skeller didn't die in any fire." "He was killed... at your house." "He didn't pick up any ash splinters from that forest." "It's all teIarosa and oak out there." "you had a dead body so you decided to get creative." "Fire season, wet suit, liquid soap." "You drove out to the lake, dumped the body..." "..and lit up." "Not cos you wanted a cigarette." "You lit up with a purpose." "This gave you a head start." "My guess is around the five-minute mark." "You figured the fire department would label it a hot spot, relate it to the original fire, and the body would just burn up." "It doesn't explain how Bruce's body wound up in that tree." "I didn't put him there." "Actually... ..you did." "You see, the thing you forgot about a scuba tank is it contains compressed air." "Too much heat and kaboom!" "(Nick exhales)" " Rocket man!" " Yeah." "Gotta love this job." "I got a hollow section." "Let's open it up." "Damn!" "Are we in the wrong apartment again?" "I don't know." "I don't mind being wrong, I just don't think I am this time." "OK...start on the floorboards." "I'm going outside." "(Counts to himself)" "You OK?" "95." "Excuse me?" "Normally my pulse is 70." "When it gets to 95 I realise how mad I am." " I have ten people working round the clock." " You're too hard on yourself." "I'm not mad at me There's a body in there and that guy knows where." "What's your pulse at now?" "You wanna...take a walk around the block?" "Get some air?" " No." " Clear your head." "I'm fine." "OK." "Chalk...from plaster." "Oh." "Better go wash up." "Hey, Brass." "When did the schnozz say he lost his hot water?" "He wasn't exact." "You er...have no pressure for your hot water." "I got a plumber coming Saturday." "My Uncle Herb was a plumber." "I might be able to help." "Where's your installation?" "Er, basement, but really, I got a plumber coming." "You got an electrician coming too?" "GRISSOM:" "A filtration system" "It softens the water." "I got a guy on retainer." "You don't have to do this." "Yeah, well, I'm non-union." "There's no disruption to the cold water line." "Hot water line" "Water runs through the filtration tanks first and the water heater second." " Right?" " Yeah." "Why is it bypassed?" "You've cut off the water for the filtration tanks." "Something's wrong with it." "I had no choice." "(Solid thudding)" "Brine tanks are usually hollow." "They only have about eight inches of water for the salt mixture." "(Solid thudding)" "Does that sound hollow to you?" "Not enough candles in the world." "She nagged me." "She nagged you?" "Hey, you wanna grab some breakfast?" " No, thanks." " Come on We always get better service" " with you there" " I'm having breakfast with a friend." "NICK: you're keeping him alive" "Sara said you guys already solved the case." "He did." "AII right."
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"Worse than death?" "So shall it be." "Still, few hope against those who bargain their soul." "Hope that they will one day fall." "That the clamor of light will end it all!" "And only in true light, shall we see darkness fall." "Beyond the twilight, embracing the light, now we will fly." "Beneath the stormy clouds, the city waits." "Our destined place." "Burning our faith." "Slaying the evil inside." "Fire in our eyes." "Slaying the evil inside." "We are one." "A pure and foul ceremony is about to revive, junketsu de shuuaku na gishiki ga yomigaeru a holy promise carved deep into my heart." "mune ni fukaku kizamareru seiyaku" "Between good and evil makes life glitter." "zen to aku no hazama inochi wo kiramekase" "Embrace this constant and love man, god, machine." "fuhen to ai mune ni daku man god machine" "Original Subs by Shinsen-Subs Manually retyped by #[email protected] Raws by Zero-Raws Embrace this constant and love man, god, machine." "fuhen to ai mune ni daku man god machine" "Original Subs by Shinsen-Subs Manually retyped by #[email protected] Raws by Zero-Raws" "I did it." "It is done." "It is finished." "It is complete." "It is perfect." "I have finally, finally done that which sorcery could not." "I am scared." "I am frightened of my own abilities!" "What a genius." "This century's genius." "A revered, great genius!" "Doctor West!" "This is a miraculous moment!" "Magius Wing!" "OK!" "Access!" "Preparing metamorphosis spell." "Return to thy rightful form, my pages!" "We've successfully recovered them." "Good job, Kurou!" "But, we sure tore this place up." "Let's just go report to Princess Hadou." "My goodness, you two." "Have you no idea how to work without destroying your surroundings?" "Over and over and over and over." "Please understand how much trouble it is for me to cover it all up." "All conflicts have sacrifices." "Forgive us with a generous heart." "What a smart-mouthed girl." "Geez." "These two never get sick of this." "You there." "Why are you quietly enjoying tea as if you weren't responsible?" "Me?" "Who else could I mean?" "You're at the center of all this." "Inada, he's not a guest, so there's no need to serve him tea." "But I haven't served anything." "Oh." "I got it myself." "Why are you so uselessly energetic?" "As I told you earlier, unless I gather all of my pages, I will not be at my full potential." "Regarding that issue, I was going to give you full authority over everything concerning Demonbane, as I said." "Yeah." "We will support you as much as possible." "However, I only give Demonbane to you because there is no one else who can use it at the moment." "That is all." "Yeah." "If you cause yet another problem, I will take Demonbane back." "There's no one else in the world who can control it besides Kurou and me." "Hey!" "Don't say things just to aggravate her!" "So, we're going to go look for the next set of pages." "Excuse us!" "Let's go!" "Hey, this place is..." "Where we retrieved the Mirror of Nitocris." "We tore this place up too." "The Mirror of Nitocris is a troublesome thing that links reality with fiction, making the imaginary real." "It was fortunate that the damage was limited to this much." "Still..." "As I said:" "If you want to lessen the collateral damage, you must become stronger." "For that, we need to collect all the pages quickly." "You're right." "Become stronger..." "Coming out already?" "In a crowded place like this too." "It's coming, Kurou!" "It must be the pages on the creation of Barzai's Scimitar." "It's moving at an unbelievable speed." "Don't dawdle." "Capture it!" "How?" "Improvise!" "You don't have any idea!" "My nose." "My nose!" "Watch where you're going!" "Sorry." "I was in a hurry." "Doctor West!" "You're Daijuji Kurou!" "This isn't a good time for this annoying fellow to show up." "I hoped I'd never have to meet him again." "We don't have time to deal with him." "Go away!" "What?" "That's my line!" "I'm currently working on making my greatest creation of all time even more complete and perfect." "I don't have even a moment of time to spend dealing with you!" "But this is fate..." "Behind you!" "But this is fate..." "But this is fate..." "Elsa!" "The outcome of my years of research." "The materialization of my blood, sweat and even a few tears." "The final form of my artistry with the ultimate strength and ultimate beauty." "Her name is Artificial Human Elsa!" "What?" "They must be after the pages too!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "And the robots, to which I have given life with my genius intellect, will eventually learn of self-consciousness and conscience, as if this were some sort of drama." "And will one day ask themselves, "was it really better to become human..."" "Being attacked by that Elsa must have enraged it." "It's excited." "They sure messed things up." "It's coming!" "It's mine -robo!" "Fall -robo!" "Idiot!" "Where did it disappear to?" "Atlach-Nacha!" "The battle is mine." "Thought you could get away, huh?" "Give up!" "Good job." "Atlach-Nacha came in handy so soon." "Not yet -robo." "Combat equipment:" "Anti-mystical weaponry." "Release." "Mystic Cannon "Dig Me No Grave", fire!" "Easy -robo." "He wasn't a threat to Elsa -robo." "Again?" "No!" "robo?" "That was close." "That's the enemy." "What are you thinking?" "I couldn't just let her die, so..." "This is the first time I've been held by a male -robo." "What are you saying all of a sudden?" "The output of my generators has risen -robo." "Internal temperature has also risen." "Well if you shoot at me that much, of course you'd get hot." "Oh, so this is love -robo." "What kind of theory did this robot-girl use to get to that kind of conclusion?" "I wouldn't know." "Love sprouts at the edge of life and death -robo." "Meaning, Elsa has fallen deeply in love with Daijuji Kurou, after he delivered her from the hands of the enemy." "I think!" "Please leave me alone." "Kurou, it's no time to be playing!" "I'm not playing." "Mirror of Nitocris!" "This is for all the trouble you've put me through!" "You did it!" "We got it for sure this time." "I've gotten Al Azif's pages." "Screw you guys." "Curse him." "Way to survive." "As long as I have these pages, I am invincible." "What?" "What do you mean?" "Now, Daijuji Kurou, I'm going to send you to Hell for sure!" "I'll pay for your ride across the river Styx!" "Elsa!" "Daijuji Kurou, it's as if we're in a romantic tragedy -robo." "Come off it!" "Come here!" "Super West Invincible Robot No. 28 Deluxe!" "This is my newest creation, Super West Invincible Robot No. 28 Deluxe!" "Simply called "Demonbane"!" "What a rip-off." "We'll have to teach him the difference between a genuine article and an imitation." "Kurou, summon it!" "All right!" "Tracing Demonbane's appearance location." "Putting it on the center screen." "It's not a Deus Machina." "Two Demonbanes." "He's as strong as Demonbane!" "Calm down." "Even if the exterior is similar, it is just a doll!" "Then how about this!" "?" "Atlantis Strike!" "Impossible!" "He even has the Atlantis Strike." "Has he introduced mystic theory into it?" "You finally noticed, Daijuji Kurou, Al Azif." "He's using my stolen pages as a source of mystic power!" "That's it -robo." "Daijuji Kurou, I will defeat you and have your love -robo." "No thanks." "Atlach-Nacha!" "This is Al's own power." "A copycat won't be able to pull it off!" "Now it's..." "Now it's our turn!" "The mystic power in the enemy is rising!" "This light." "It couldn't be from before..." "Mirror of Nitocris!" "Illusion?" "How short-sighted because..." "Because "Dig Me No Grave" is suited for multiple targets -robo." "Diffusion beam!" "What?" "Too bad, Daijuji Kurou!" "An attack we've encountered befo..." "An attack we've encountered before won't work twice -robo!" "Demonbane has been hit!" "Mystic circuits 13 through 54 have shut down." "An anomaly is occurring in its left arm." "Not good." "At this rate, even Demonbane will..." "Isn't there anything we can do?" "Mistress." "Winfield?" "There is one thing." "Lemuria Impact!" "No!" "It's an attack that the fake Demonbane hasn't seen." "And it would be unstoppable even if he had seen it." "Wait a moment!" "We haven't tested that even once!" "If we fail to control it, then there is the risk of Demonbane or, in the worst case, the entire city of Arkham being destroyed." "It is all up to you." "We will obey your commands." "Mr. Daijuji!" "Al Azif!" "Can you hear me?" "Princess!" "We're in the middle of a battle!" "We're activating Lemuria Impact." "Lemuria Impact?" "Now, I'll finish you..." "Off -robo!" "Activate Hiranipra System." "Encrypt the words of power." "Create Naacal Code." "Roger." "Expression Al Mankib; expression Al Dhira lifted." "Expression Al Yad at Yamma; expression Led Algeuze lifted." "Words of power transferred into Naacal Code!" "It's ready to go at any time!" "First Sublimation Spell." "Initiate incantation." "My forefathers, Betelgeuse's flame of cleansing." "Unleash the giant's right hand:" "The word of ultimate victory!" "Send the Naacal Code!" "Release the spell!" "What is this?" "This is amazing." "This will do it." "OK, Go, Kurou!" "In this world of light, there is no place for darkness!" "Thirst and hunger return to the void!" "Lemuria Impact!" "Disengage!" "Amazing!" "This is..." "A spell that brings complete destruction to the enemy." "An ultimate attack that creates an area of zero mass, infinite gravity and infinite heat to destroy the enemy." "The first close-range sublimation spell:" "Lemuria Impact." "Daijuji Kurou, I will accept your victory today -robo." "But one day, you will be mine -robo." "Adios -robo." "And now we have the next set of pages." "It was an unnecessary pain, thanks to them." "Lemuria Impact." "Interesting." "The pages dealing with Barzai's Scimitar have been returned to Al Azif." "You are progressing well, Daijuji Kurou." "It is about time." "Let us raise the difficulty of the game." "Then, shall we summon them?" "Yes." "You seem to be enjoying yourself, Master." "Yes." "Yes, I am enjoying myself, Etheldreda." "No one else." "Just him." "Only his heat, in this infinite ruin, entertains me." "I will never tire of his heat, no matter how many times I pass through it." "The piled-up assortment of time is maturing kasaneta irodori toki wa michite" "The lightly falling bits of darkness flit about laughing as moonbeams sazameku yamitachi tsukikage maiwarau" "The deeply connected threads of bonds fukaku tsunaida kizuna no ito" "Taking root in the vast earth, they resemble budding flowers daichi ni nezuite mebuku hana ni nite" "Cross over time - we've begun to meet by chance toki wo koe deatta hajimari" "We're guided by and believe in that which is raised towards the light michibikarete shinjiru hikari sasu hou e..." "Cross over night - we've begun to protect yoru wo koe mamotta hajimari" "Fate bloomed in our hearts mune ni saita unmei" "With the scent and color of blood, the sinners come." "Anticross." "Crushing justice, laughing at love, indulging in sorrow." "Next time, THE INVADERS." "However, justice is right here."
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"If you've got bugs" "If you've got ants" "If you've got bugs and flies and slugs and things that crawl" "We're here!" " Mom, come see my room!" " I'll be right there, honey!" " Hey, Uncle Charlie." " Hi, shorty!" "Hello, Charlie." "Hi, Judith." "Whare you doing here?" "If you must know, I'm here to help Jake set up his room... so he feels like nothing's changed." "Really?" "You don't think he'll notice his daïs living here... and his mom's dating chicks?" "Could you say that a little louder?" "Jake might not have heard you." "Just for the record, I'm not dating anyone... and I threw your brother out 'cause he was sucking the life out of me." "Could you say that a little louder?" "Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!" "I don't suppose thas a Rubenesque 19-year-old girl." "Porky's his pet guinea pig." "You're bringing vermin into my house?" "Uncle Charlie, check him out!" "Isn't he awesome?" "Yeah." "See those little black things?" "Thas his poop." "Awesome." "I don't want him in the water this weekend." "He might have an ear infection." "Oh, Mom." "No, is okay, pal." "We can go to Disneyland." "We'll have a great weekend." "We can play miniature golf, go bowling, bike riding, whatever you want." "Alan, relax, you're starting to sound like a tampon commercial." "Jake, why don't you go put Porky in your room?" "Okay." "Alan, I'm very concerned." "He's just a child." "I don't know if he can deal with this." "Give your son some credit." "He's an incredible kid." "I was talking about you." " Thas fair." " Yeah." "Charlie?" "That strange lady from down the beach is back." "Yeah, she's here to baby-sit." "Come again?" "I thought we'd go out and have a drink." "You want me to leave my son with the whack job who's been stalking you... since your one night stand?" "You try and find a baby-sitter on a Friday night." "Ls okay, Alan." "Charlie and I talked and I understand... that we're just friends, and that it is not okay for me... to sneak into his house and lick all his silverware." "As reassuring as that sounds, we can't go out tonight." "We're getting up early to go to Disneyland." "We?" "Yeah." "I thought that maybe you'd want to come with us." "Alan, I'm not thrilled about having one small rodent in my house." "Why would I drive fifty miles to see their kingdom?" "I'll go!" "Maybe some other time, Rose." "It turns out we're not gonna need a babysitter tonight." "No problem." "I'm gonna take this seat cushion, okay?" "Knock yourself out." "Why does she want your seat cushion?" "I don't know why she brought it, I don't know why she's taking it." "Okay, then, I'll see you later." "Wait, you're still going out?" "Yeah." "Why?" "I thought you wanted us to spend some time together." "Here?" "Okay." "Whare you thinking?" "10, 15 minutes?" " Go." " Thanks." "Good morning, Uncle Charlie." "Morning, Porky." "Did you have sweet dreams?" "Jake, rule number one." "Uncle Charlie does not like... to start his day with a squealing creature in his face." "Sorry." "Grandma's here." "She wants you to come down." "Okay, you're not listening." "Rule number one..." "This is a list of the top divorce attorneys in Los Angeles." "I've made appointments for you with each of them." "I don't need to meet any attorneys." "I'm not getting a divorce." "I'm sure you don't think so." "The point is, if you consult with all... the good lawyers, is a conflict of interest for them to represent Judith." "She'll be stuck with some ambulance- chasing clown from Van Nuys... who will fold like an origami swan." "I don't want this to be..." "Mommy busted her hump on this, Alan." "Thank you?" "Morning." "Is that all you have to say for yourself?" "You haven't returned any of my calls this week." "Ls all I can do to not imagine you lying dead in a ditch somewhere." "Right back at ya, Mom." "What did you want to talk about?" "Too late." "I'm not speaking to you." " All right." " Would you like to know why?" "No, I trust your judgment." "Because when your brother's marriage ended... yes, I know, Alan, blah, blah, blah... and he chose to move in here, your coldness towards your mother... became more than just the behavior of an ungrateful son." "Ls now an obstacle to my spending quality time with my beloved grandchild." "Are you coming to Disneyland with us, Grandma?" "Darling, Grandma doesn't do Anaheim." "We'd better hit the road." "Try to beat the traffic." "Thanks for dropping by, Mom." "Les go, Jake." "I'll race you to the car." " Bye, Grandma." "Bye, Uncle Charlie." " Bye." "Wait for me, I'm going!" "Come on, boy." "Heel." "Stay." "Now, stay." "Who's a good dog?" "Oh, yeah!" "Hey, Jake, you want to take him?" "Whatever." "Come on, leash." "Get ready for bed." "I'll be right in to tuck you in." "Happiest place on earth, my snow white ass." "I had a good time." "Oh, really?" "Which part did you like best?" "The equatorial heat, the endless lines, or the large German woman that... threw up on me in the Teacup?" "Maybe things could have gone smoother, but tomorrow's gonna make up for it." "Alan, you could get us all laid tomorrow, is not gonna make up for it." "Hey, sleepy head." "You're just in time." "Your pancakes are almost ready." "I'm not hungry." "Not hungry?" "Come on, you've gotta fuel up that engine." " We've got a big day planned." " My ear hurts." "Oh, no." "Let me feel." "Yeah, you're a little warm." "Probably another ear infection." "Okay, new plan." "We'll get you on the antibiotics, we'll watch a little TV... play some video games." "We'll have a great day." "I want to go home." "You are home." "I know, but the real one, with Mom." "Okay, I understand that." "You know, when a guy's feeling sick... he, needs his mom." "Right, Charlie?" "Well..." "I may not be the one to ask." "Okay, I'II, call your mom and, tell her we're on our way." "All right, is just you and me now." "Are you really sick, or are you just... fakin' it to get out of another fun-filled afternoon?" "I'm really sick." "Just checking." "Because I was gonna fake it." "If your home is bug infested, filled with spiders, flies or gnats." "All our sprays are safety tested, we kill vermin, not your cats." "Hey." "How's the jingle coming?" "The lyrics are fine, the music needs a little work." "How's Jake?" "He'll be okay." "I stayed over at the house a little while." "We watched some movies, I made us some soup and a couple of... sandwiches, and Judith suggested I take mine to go." "Suggested?" "She started my car and threw my sandwich in the back seat." "Thas rough." "Listen, I'm afraid I got some more bad news for you." "No, gosh, I forgot to bring Porky back." "See, thas the thing." "Nothing's bringing Porky back." "What?" "Porky's dead?" ""Buh-dee, buh-dee, buh-dee, thas all folks! "" "Oh, God." "Ls okay." "We can get Jake another guinea pig." "Jake will be fine." "This is his fourth Porky in three years." "He goes through them faster than shoes." "No, this is about my life." "Everything is going to hell." "Okay, well, don't cry." "We can still be friends." "What?" "I'm sorry." "Ls the only thing I know to say when someone cries around here." "I am so sorry, Porky." "You just kept running around in your little cage... trying to make everybody happy." "And what do you get?" "You get dead." "You do know the pig can't hear you, right?" "Don't you get it?" "I am the pig!" "Okay." "I'm just asking, because your reaction doesn't seem very healthy to me." "And what do you think would be healthy, Charlie?" "I don't know." "Why don't we toss Porky in the ocean and go get bombed?" "How could you?" "Okay." "Toss him in the ocean." "Very clever." "Who knew pelicans eat guinea pigs?" "Whas happening?" "Sunday's Tequila Night at Pavlov's." "Every time the bell rings, you gotta take a shot." "Why?" "'Cause the bell rings." "Okay." "You gotta bark first." "Charlie... when my son looked at me and told me that he wanted to go "home"... that broke my heart." "I saw." "You know, my kid is sick, and I can't even be with him." "You know, I'm a failure, Charlie." "I'm a failure as a father..." "I'm a failure as a husband." "You didn't fail." "First of all, that little boy loves you." "Second of all, just because your wife decides she doesn't like... sleeping with men, doesn't mean you've failed as a husband." "Although, I wouldn't brag about it." "You're right." "This is Judith's fault." "She's the one who breached our marriage contract asunder." "And I let her make decisions that should have been in my dominion." "Alan, people are gonna do whatever they're gonna do in this world." "The only thing a man can control is his own actions." "I don't remember where we left our car." "This isn't our car?" "Where to?" "Home." " And that would be?" " Sherman Oaks." "We don't live in Sherman Oaks." "I do." "I am a Sherman Oaksian and I am... going home for as to reclaim my home." "Thas a very bad idea." "I'll tell you whas a good idea." "Chili cheese fries and a large root beer." "With chili cheese fries." "And girls." "No." "I am going home to my wife... to impose my dominion over her." "Yeah." "The lesbians love that." "Driver!" "Sherman Oaks!" "1167, Bonnie Meadow Drive." "Goodbye, Charlie." "I'll be back for my things tomorrow." "Thank you, driver." "You've been most kind." "So, back to Malibu?" "No." "Les give it a second." "Did you know they put chocolate pudding in tubes now?" "No, I did not." "They do." "My nephew eats them." "They're surprisingly good." "You know, thas an interesting sibling dynamic... you've got goin' with your brother there." "You get that I'm loaded, right?" "Drive!" "So?" "How'd it go?" "She chased me out of the house with a golf club." "Taking up golf already." "What was it like, a six iron?" "What difference does it make?" "I just want to be able to tell the story accurately." "Ls not funny." "Then why are you laughing?" "Because I don't know what else to do." "I wish I could ask Dad for advice." "You'd go to Dad for marriage counseling?" "Alan, our father committed suicide to get away from our mother." "Whare you talking about?" "Dad didn't commit suicide." "He died of food poisoning." "I maintain that he knew the fish was bad, but he kept eating it anyway." "Your mother sounds like a real piece of work." "You have no idea, my friend." "My mother took my baby brother and dipped him in sissy sauce... and turned him into the people-pleasing control freak you see today." "Thas right!" "And she made him so scared of intimacy... that he has just this endless stream of gorgeous girls... running in and out of his life." "Damn her." "You know, many psychologists agree, until the core maternal relationship... is resolved, most men are doomed to repeat dysfunctional childhood patterns." "Just drive the cab, Doctor Phil." "You know what, Charlie?" "He's not wrong." "At some point, we have to stand up to her." "Look who's got beer muscles all of a sudden." "No, I'm serious." "Come on." "Right now." "Les confront her." "You with me?" "Come on!" "Oh, my God." "I can't believe it!" "You really are afraid of Mom!" "I am not." "All these years, I thought you were so cool." "But you're just a big clucking chicken!" "Ouch." "Ouch?" "Okay, thas it." "We have a new destination." "Beverly Hills." "You got an address?" "Just go east on Sunset until you reach the Gates of Hell." "She'll buzz us in." "I can't wait to see her face." "She's gonna freak." "You ready?" "Ring the bell." "Who is it?" "Ls your sons!" "Charlie and Alan." "Hi, Mom." "Dear God." "Hold on." "I'll be right there." "Okay, what exactly are we gonna say to her?" "Now you ask?" "This was your safari." "We're here to resolve the core maternal thing." "Wait, I'll go ask the cabbie." "Nice try." "Somebody better be dead." "Porky's dead." "And you completely screwed up our lives." "I'm sorry?" " Thas good enough for me." " Yeah, I'm good." "Driver, drive!" "Good morning, sunshine." "God." "Close the drapes." "Hey, whas this?" ""Release and indemnification form."" "What?" "Were you on some kind of television show last night?" "I don't think so." "You and your brother signed it." "Let me see that." "Alan." "Alan, wake up." "We got a problem." ""Taxicab Confessions?"" "If you've got bugs" "If you've got ants" "If you've got bugs and flies and slugs and things that crawl" "Ain't that Beethoven?" "I don't even know how my wife is gonna be a lesbian." "She hates oral sex." "Hates it!" "English"
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"WASIM AL-SAID:" "It was e-mailed to campus in-boxes." " Do you know who sent it?" " My guess is Tau Kappa Theta, the Jewish fraternity." " I'm not saying anything bad." " No, of course not." "WASIM AL-SAID:" "It was this video that provoked the fight at the rally." "DIANE:" "And you want us to defend?" "Jimal Mifsud." "Scholarship student in Science." "His family is in Jidda, and he can't afford a lawyer." "Do you know his family?" "No, I am purely an interested bystander here" " who wants to see justice done." " Purely?" "There's a campus fistfight between a dozen Palestinian and Jewish youths, and the state's attorney only charges one Palestinian?" "DIANE:" "He doesn't have a record, so it should be a simple misdemeanor battery." " Court supervision." "WASIM AL-SAID:" "No." "The new state's attorney wants to appear tough on his first day." "It was deemed a hate crime." "Seven years." "Alicia, meet Wasim Al-Said, an old friend who, until recently, retained our competitor, Young, Bachman and Meyers" " for his legal interest." " To my eternal regret." " Very nice to meet you, Mrs. Florrick." " Alicia's fine." "WASIM AL-SAID:" "Your husband was good to the Muslim community his first term." "My fear is that's changed." "Of course, Alicia can't influence her husband in any way, but she is still one of our best lawyers." "Well, that's all Jimal needs." "This is a good kid they're painting as, uh, a suicide bomber." "Bond hearing's today." "I'll be there." "Good." "That's one piece of business." "What else might we handle that Young, Bachman and Meyers can't?" "I know that Eli Gold is working with you these days." "I'm in need of some crisis management." " What's the crisis?" " Where's the management?" "Will you get, uh, Eli for us?" "And ask Will to step in." "Will?" "Sure." "GRACE [ON RECORDING]:" "Mom, pick up the phone." "Mom, pick up..." "Hello, dearest daughter." "GRACE:" "You sound happy." "I am happy." "I have my daughter on the phone." "What more could I desire?" "Look, I don't think I need a tutor." "Grace, we discussed this." "It's just a month." "GRACE:" "It was one report card." " And it's one month." "Dad just thinks I need to apply myself." "Oh, I agree, and a tutor will help you do that." "Eli." "The meeting." "Mom, Nisa's parents want you to come over for dinner." "ZACH:" "You and Dad." "Both of you." " Why?" "Just to be nice." "I didn't tell them anything." "Like you said, I haven't let anyone know you are separated." "Okay, I'll talk to your father about it." "I've gotta go." " So who is this guy again?" " Wasim Al-Said." " He's a commodities trader." " Wasim?" "Diane's been trying to sign him for two years." "He has 10 million in charitable assets to spend." "On what?" "A campaign against anti-Muslim bigotry." "Mr. Al-Said, you do know that I'm not a PR specialist?" "I handle lobbying and crisis management." "Do you watch the evening news, Eli?" "Religiously." "Then you know there was a murder of a Jewish Poli-Sci major at Chicago Polytech last night." "Unsolved, but the police are questioning Muslim students." "Ten minutes later, uh, a riot broke out at the other end of campus at a rally intended to encourage interfaith dialogue, and only one Muslim was arrested." "Now, I'm used to reading the tea leaves in this country, and the best way to manage a crisis is before it becomes one." "Isn't that true?" "It is." "So are you hiring me because I'm good or because I'm Jewish?" "Because I imagine it might look quite good having a Jew campaign for Muslims." "Can't it be both?" " I don't like being used." " Really?" "Since when?" "He knows Jewish money is going to Peter for his next campaign" " and he wants to buy influence." " And?" "Don't you get so knowing on me." "What's up with you anyway?" " You seem different." " Heh." " Where you going?" " Court." " Why?" " I'm a lawyer." "Okay, glad we cleared that up." "This is a hate crime, Your Honor, and we ask that bail be set at $100,000." "Have you ever been in a fistfight, counselor?" "Have I, Your Honor?" "Um, no." "Well, let me educate you." "It's chaos, chaos in there." "No one can tell who hits who." "Fists are flying, you get hit in the head." "Next thing you know, you're on the ground..." " I'm sorry to be late." "CARY:" "Jimal assaulted someone because he was Jewish." "That is not chaos." "And Jimal was hit because he's Palestinian, Your Honor." "Alicia Florrick, Your Honor." "Twenty students were fighting." "Only one was charged." "One Muslim." " Religion had nothing..." " Everything to do with it." "KARPMAN:" "All right, okay." "Your passion is preserved for the record." "Bond is set at $5,000." "And I do suggest that the state reconsider its charge." "Thank you, Your Honor." "[GAVEL BANGS]" "ALICIA:" "Jimal, I was just put in on this." "You have a benefactor who asked me to step in." " You all right?" " Yeah, but I didn't do anything." "I know." "A lot of this is posturing by the prosecution to get you to accept a higher plea." "The good news is the judge is on your side." "Want me to call your parents or...?" "No." "No, they wouldn't..." "Look, I'm ashamed." "I understand." "Hopefully, we can handle this by admitting simple battery." "But I didn't." "I wasn't even there." "ALICIA:" "He wasn't at the rally, Cary." "He was at the library." "Oh, my God, really?" "That's terrible." "This isn't about Jimal, and this isn't about some stupid fistfight." "This is about that Jewish kid stabbed to death, and you can't find the killer so Jimal is the scapegoat." "We have an eyewitness who saw Jimal throw the first punch." "Is the eyewitness Caucasian?" "[CHUCKLES]" "Oh, wow, how quickly we slip the bonds of political correctness." " Why not ask if he's Jewish?" " Cross-racial identification." "Caucasians have difficulty discerning unique characteristics." "Six months in county, one year probation." " No." " Then I'll see you in court." "Tell Peter there has to be a better way to firm up his campaign contributions." "Using everything we can, are we?" "PETER:" "It's a new day." "We're running a clean office." "Let me say that again because we're all prone to the same cynicism." "We are running a clean office." "Clean, ethical, honest, but not weak." "I know our budgets have been slashed." "I know we're the underdog here." "But our strategy will be this:" "No plea bargains." "That's right." "Defense attorneys will be expecting the opposite." "So for the next two months," "I want you to hold the line on every single plea." "After that, you won't have to work as hard." "Get your enemy flinching, you'll never have to hit him hard again." "Your first complaint will be about investigator hours." "That's why I've hired an outside contractor until we can budget full-time." "I want you to meet Sophia Russo." " She's good, and she's cheap." " Thanks." "PETER:" "Relatively." "CARY:" "Mr. Florrick." "I offered the defense six months on the college hate crime." "Should I walk it back?" "What's the law say?" " Three to seven years." " There's your answer." "The lawyer's Alicia, and she might come after your campaign contributions." " Really?" " Yeah." "What do you want?" "Follow the law." "You can't go wrong if you follow the law." "All right." " Jeez, what a pit." " Thank you." "You're working on the, uh..." "The Jewish-Muslim thing, right?" "Yeah." "The hate crime." "Why?" "What do you need?" "Oh, it's not what I need." "What is this?" "You used to work with Kalinda Sharma, didn't you?" " Yeah." " If I were you, I'd slip it to her." "[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "So kind of odd not seeing you around much." "Yeah." "I've been busy." "Yeah." "And here I thought you didn't need me anymore." "[CHUCKLES]" "What's that?" "It's a peace offering." "Peter Florrick wants to run a clean office, so..." "This is me being clean." "You're welcome." "You know, you can't make Chicagoans feel good about Islam with pathos." "You need to go positive." "Link the Arab Spring to the American Revolution." "Who is the Islamic George Washington?" "Who is the Islamic Paul Revere?" "Morning in the Middle East." "Islam turns..." " Do you need something?" " It's on your desk." "It's self-explanatory." "ALICIA:" "That's your car?" "Good." "Now, I know you said you were at the library." "But the time code on that traffic light shows that the driver of your car was running a red light just outside the campus gates at the exact moment of the interfaith rally." "That means that the driver of your car, if that is you, couldn't have been involved in the rally fight." " Do you understand?" " I do." "So I want you to take your time before you answer." "Is that you driving your car?" "It is." "Are you certain, young man?" "It's a very roundabout way to come from the library." "I'm sure." "We ask Mr. Mifsud state under oath that he was the driver in this photo which we will mark as People's Exhibit Number 1." "Your Honor, is that really necessary?" "CARY:" "Only way we'll drop the hate charge." "KARPMAN:" "Very well." "Mr. Mifsud, you are under oath." "Do you swear that that's you in the photo?" " Yes." "KARPMAN:" "Good." "Well, I think that just about, uh, wraps it up." "Doesn't it, Mr. Agos?" "I'm late for the gym." "It does, Your Honor, and the state has made a terrible mistake in charging Mr. Mifsud with this battery." "But this car with this license plate was seen racing away from the scene" " of the murder of Simon Greenberg." " Objection!" "CARY:" "That is why he ran the red light." " Outrageous." " He killed Simon Greenberg." "Prosecutorial misconduct!" "His alibi means he committed this murder." "You overcharged him with a hate crime so he would grab at any alibi." "Your client perjured himself?" "No, I am saying he took my advice, that's all." "Then congratulations, Alicia." "You just advised your client to admit to murder." "Your Honor, the people charge Jimal Mifsud with first degree murder." "[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]" "Alicia dropped by for you." " Why?" " I don't know." "You want me to get her?" "No." "Later." "So this isn't you?" "It's your car, but you're not driving it?" "JIMAL:" "I'm sorry, I, uh..." "I thought it was the easiest way out." " So who is it?" "Who's driving it?" "JIMAL:" "I don't know." "Jimal, they have a witness who swears that that car, your car, was driven away by Simon Greenberg's killer." " So don't cover for anyone." "JIMAL:" "I'm not covering." "My two roommates don't have a car," "I let Amir and Tariq use mine." "I just leave my keys in the room." "So which is driving it, Amir or Tariq?" "I don't know." "But he swore that was him driving away?" "He didn't know it would implicate him in a murder." "It's my fault." "I encouraged him to place himself in the car to give him alibi from the hate crime." "Yes." "Now, I have a multimillion-dollar client thinking that we're amateurs." "KALINDA:" "I got the pictures from the ASA's office." " I should've checked." " Great." "It's everybody's fault." "Now let's make it right." "I'm questioning Jimal's roommates." "One of them is the real driver." "And I'm filing a motion to dismiss Jimal's alibi statement during preliminary." "DIANE:" "I don't know what's going on with you two, but make it better." "Whatever you have to do." "Make it better." "So are we supposed to do something?" " Sure." "What subject?" "GRACE:" "I don't know." "You're the tutor." "What does your mom want?" "She wants me to get better grades, so that I'll get into Briarcrest." " You don't like public school?" " No, I do." "It's just that there was a mugging on the field, and all the parents got really scared." "Is this your first job tutoring?" "Yeah, heh." " How am I doing?" " Not so good." "Darn." "Can we go outside?" "Yeah, I think it's up to you." "MAN:" "Cary, the man!" "Throwing down that opposition." "[CHUCKLES]" "Nicely played." "Thanks." "So this is the new Cary?" "No, just a new day." "So can I see the crime-scene photos, Cary?" "Well, come on, you're in the big leagues now." "What can it hurt?" " I'll think about it." "SOPHIA:" "Oh." " Well, lookie who's here." "KALINDA:" "Sophia?" "In the flesh." "Strange bedfellows, huh?" "The strangest." "Well..." "You two have a nice time." "[SOPHIA CHUCKLES]" "What'd she want?" "[GROANS]" "Crime-scene photos." "Damn it." "Okay, uh, Simon Greenberg, 22, found in his dorm room gagged, hands bound, stabbed 45 times." " Little overkill?" "KALINDA:" "Yep." "Police think it was an execution." "No sign of a struggle." " Witnesses?" "KALINDA:" "Neighbor heard a scream, looked out his window and saw a dark, possibly black Middle Eastern man running to his car." "They got a number plate, ET27." "Damn." "That's not a partial plate." "Yeah, I know." "Jimal's plate." "Um, one other thing." "Something that wasn't released to the press." " What?" " Killer drew a swastika" " with the victim's blood." " Ugh." "KALINDA:" "Yep." "I know this is not looking good, is it?" "Okay." "Um, let me know what you get from the roommates." "Got it." "Oh, by the way, the swastika, the police don't know why, but it was drawn backwards." "Okay." "Hi." "Am I interrupting?" "Nope." "How are you?" "Good." "Do you have a moment to talk?" "About last night?" "Yeah." "[DOOR SLAMS]" "Don't act like this is nothing, Eli." "You're running a pro-Palestinian campaign." "It's an anti-Muslim bigotry campaign, and I am a crisis..." "You are a Jew." " We are both..." " Oh, come on, Michael." "What is this?" "Ultimate Frisbee?" "We only win by making them lose?" "Yes." "You act like you're not paying attention, but I know you're paying attention." "This is a PR war." "And I'm a traitor?" "In February, Israeli soldiers helped a Palestinian woman give birth." "You didn't read about it unless you subscribed to the Israel National News." "Two days later, an Israeli woman gave birth in a Palestinian hospital." "Where did you read it?" "AP, CBS News, every major paper." "Google it, go ahead." "This is a PR war and they are winning." "Michael." "I do not go to your house and tell you what novels to write." "I do not go to your committee and tell you what lobbyists to hire." "Oh." "That's it." "Now I get it." "I didn't hire you." "There it is." "I hired Tarkovsky and Associates." "With a $20-million Jewish League Fund to fight intolerance?" "Yes, you did." "So this isn't Israel-Palestine to you." "It's Gold versus Tarkovsky." "You're paying a competitor, Michael." "And as moved as I am by your plea for Jewish brotherhood," "I'm not that moved." "Four thousand years and we are always our own worst enemy." "So you were driving Jimal's car that night, right?" "This is just like the cops." "Racist." "They think an Arab had to do it." "Yeah, but this is you, isn't it, Amir?" "Driving your roommate's car that night, right?" "No." "And do you know why it's not me?" "Look at your time code, lady." "I was in my living room." "For salah." " Evening prayers." " Anybody else see you there?" "AMIR:" "Yes." " Who?" "The prophet Muhammad." "Peace be upon him." "Yeah, Amir's in the living room five times a day praying." "Okay, Tariq." "Did you see him praying on the night of the murder?" " No." " So you were home?" "You were home to be able to not see him there?" "No, I was out." "In Jimal's car?" "No, I wanted to take it, but the keys were gone already." " So where were you?" " I was here." " In the quad at the interfaith rally." " Hmm." "Sophia." "Kalinda." "Hi." "I didn't see you over there." "This is how you investigate these days?" "By just following me?" "Yep." "Makes things a lot easier." "So you and Cary, huh?" "That's why you've been ignoring me, right?" "It's not because I'm married." "Yep." "You got me." "Listen, I'm gonna go and question eyewitnesses at the Jewish frat." "Do you want the address?" "Where's the fun in that?" "ALICIA:" "Your Honor, this is..." " This is prosecutorial misconduct." "KARPMAN:" "Okay, okay." "ALICIA:" "This is absolutely unethical." "KARPMAN:" "All right." "To your corners." "Mrs. Florrick, your client already swore that that was him in the car." "Is he now trying to say he lied?" "He's saying he was misled by the prosecution." " How did I mislead?" "ALICIA:" "Jimal was given an opportunity to avoid a hate-crime prosecution and he took it, that's all." "This murder charge is based on nothing else." "There's no evidence that Jimal and the victim even knew each other." "Where's the motive?" "Mr. Greenberg was Jewish and Jimal was Muslim." "As you can see, a swastika was drawn on the victim's..." "ALICIA:" "Oh, come on." "Anti-Semitism isn't some cookie-cutter motive" " you can apply to any dark-skinned..." " Counselors, listen." "Nobody likes a street fight better than me, but that's for in the street, not here." "Mr. Agos, do you have any further probable cause?" "Because if it's just that statement, I am prone to overturn." "We do, Your Honor." "FINEMAN:" "Professor Noah Fineman." "I teach Political Science." "And did the accused show a particular interest" " in one of your lectures?" " He did." "Uh, it's a lecture that I give on the anniversary of 9/11 about chickens who come home to roost for the United States and Zionist regime in Israel." "Objection." "Your Honor, is Mr. Agos really trying to find a motive in Jimal's classes?" "Why not Home Ec?" "Maybe that's where" " Heh." " The knife came from." "KARPMAN:" "Overruled." "I think we can stand a bit of rough-and-tumble here, counselor." "So, professor, you would argue that Israel's a criminal regime?" "FINEMAN:" "Oh, I don't argue it." "I think that's fairly self-evident." "CARY:" "Given this, what do you think of suicide bombings and the death of Jewish citizens?" "FINEMAN:" "If you're asking me if I approve of such a thing?" "No, never." "But I do understand them." "These are understandable movements against a Zionist oppression." "And how did your student Jimal take an added interest in this lecture?" "Well, he was, uh, very engaged in class, yes." "And afterwards, he approached me to ask me questions about my newest book:" "Zionist Occupation" " The Need for Realignment and New Thinking." "Borderday Press." "Thank you, professor." "No further questions, Your Honor." "Actually, professor, I have a few questions." "My client was very engaged in your lecture, you said?" "How did you witness this?" "Well, if you teach students long enough, you get a sense." "And for how long did you teach Jimal?" "Well, it's been four weeks since the beginning of the semester." "So, uh, four weeks, that's, uh, 20 sessions." "And for how many of those sessions were you actually present?" "I don't understand." "How many of those 20 sessions were you actually there teaching and not having one of your TAs do it?" "Uh..." "Didn't you only lecture the class twice, professor?" "Well, I would question your use of the word "only."" "But, uh..." "Yes." "And yet you really focused with your laser-like perception on Jimal and his engagement." " You're being a bit rude." "ALICIA:" "Yes." "And I'm just getting started." "So after one of your lectures," "Jimal came to you to ask you about your book." "How do you know this?" "Because I keep a record next to my attendance." "See?" "That asterisk tells me that I must send them an e-mail" " about my book." " And, of course, you recognize Jimal," " over there?" "FINEMAN:" "Oh, yes." "This record attendance, the students sign themselves in, yes?" " Yes, it's a very efficient way to work." "ALICIA:" "I'm sure." " Do you see Jimal's name there?" " It's in here." " That's not his handwriting." "CARY:" "Objection." "That's the handwriting of his roommate, Tariq, also a student in your class who signed him in so that Jimal could cut class." "Well, I'd say things have been pretty easy for you up until now." "Really?" "How's that?" "In court, these people don't really know how you think." "But you do?" "Hate to tell you this, but we're gonna beat you." "[CHUCKLES]" "Good luck with that." "[PETER LAUGHS]" "[BOMB EXPLODES ON TV]" "[MAN SPEAKING IN ARABIC ON TV]" "[MAN GROANS]" ""Battle M. E:" "Gaza Strip" It's one of my best MMOGs." "And what is an MMOG?" "Massive multiplayer online game." "CARY:" "Meaning people log onto their computers" " and battle each other." "STEVE:" "Yep." "What are we looking at now?" "Uh, well, that's the recorded actions of Samson 5." "That's the avatar of the accused, Jimal..." "ALICIA:" "Objection." "Your Honor, what does this have to do with the death of Simon Greenberg?" " Goes to motive." " What is that assault weapon there?" " Is that an Uzi?" " No." "It's a Galil 5.56." "KARPMAN:" "What's the range?" "STEVE:" "Four hundred and fifty meters." "Cool." "Proceed." "Well, that's Jimal's avatar there." "The guy running." "And what is he wearing?" "Oh, that?" "That's a suicide vest." "[MAN SPEAKING ARABIC ON TV]" "[GUNFIRE ON TV]" "He's wearing a suicide vest?" "And what is he entering?" "STEVE:" "That's a civilian Israeli building." "That's a school, in fact..." "Your Honor, this is a game." "Mr. Al-Said was just here." "He wants us to pull out of Jimal's defense." "He is afraid defending a youth who makes light of a suicide bombing will undercut Eli's pro-Muslim campaign." "He wasn't making light of it." "He was playing a video game." "In which he killed a schoolhouse full of kids." "Yes, but in a video game." "Have you seen video games lately?" "We can't abandon Jimal." "He was looking at misdemeanor battery." "We helped him into a murder charge." "We?" "I helped him into a murder charge, which I did as a representative of this firm." " We made a commitment to him." " What do you think?" "I think your friend will pull out of Eli's campaign and go right back to his old firm with his $10 million." "Yeah." "Still, retail rules." "We broke it, we own it?" "Okay." "We'll stick with Jimal." "Win this one." " No." " No what?" "No, Mr. Al-Said?" "[CHUCKLES]" "I'm coming here as a courtesy." "I don't need your campaign anymore." "I'm taking my business back to my old firm." "Oh, that's too bad because I already cashed your check." "You did not." "I did." "You know us Jews." " Heh, you'd do anything to piss me off." "You're right." "But I still have a great pro-Muslim campaign for you." "[SCOFFS]" "Good doing business with you." "Did you hear the one about the Arab and the Jew?" "No." "But I'm sure it's very funny." "An Arab and a Jew walk into a bar." "And then they kill each other." "JENNIFER: "Energy is radiated and absorbed in quanta, matched to?"" "Patterns of black body radiation." "You know that's bad for you?" "Uh-huh." "GRACE:" "It's like the equivalent of three buckets of popcorn." "But I don't want three buckets of popcorn." "[TRAIN DOOR CHIMES]" " Oh, my God." " What?" "Okay, I need your help." "[TEDDYBEARS' "ROCKET SCIENTIST" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Don't shake the camera." "Just keep it steady." " What are you doing?" " Look at the color." "It's Bollywood." "You can't pass up Bollywood." "Do you know them?" "No." "It's chance." "I do this all the time." "Grace, camera up." "What are you doing?" "Good to have you back, Mr. Sartori." "Yeah." "So tell me, what is a power-up?" "[CHUCKLES]" "Sorry, this is the only place in the world where I have to explain a power-up." "Um, in a video game, it's something that you collect to give you extra power." "Like a gun." "Or, you know, ammunition." "So would anyone ever pass up a power-up?" "[SCOFFS]" "No." "Not unless you're crazy." "You never know when you'll run out of ammunition." "So this suicide vest that Jimal's avatar is wearing, what is that?" "It's a power-up." "And everybody who plays your game grabs one?" "At one point or another." "ALICIA:" "In fact, according to your own logs, many ASAs in Mr. Agos' office..." " Objection." "KARPMAN:" "Overruled." "Many ASAs in Mr. Agos' office have collected such suicide packs?" "Yeah." "It's a part of the game." "It's not a thing." "But doesn't that mean these ASAs are more likely to have murdered Simon Greenberg?" " Heh, Your Honor." " Psst." "KARPMAN:" "Mrs. Florrick?" "Mrs. Florrick, any further questions?" "Yes, Your Honor." "Mr. Sartori, Jimal's roommate, Amir Al-Fulan," " he played your online game too?" " I have no idea." "ALICIA:" "This is a record of your subpoenaed logs." " Can you read that there?" "STEVE:" "Oh, yeah." "And you had to reduce his privileges because he fought with another player, didn't he?" "Yeah, he, uh, got in a fight online." "Uh, on the "Battle M.E." board." "And who did he fight with?" "Can you read that there?" "You had to reduce both their privileges." "Simon Greenberg." "ALICIA:" "Thank you." "Jimal's roommate, Amir, is the most likely suspect." "But he has an alibi." "Praying." "Yes, but he was alone." "What about the other roommate?" "Tariq." "We can't find any contact between Tariq and the victim." "And he doesn't have the political motive." "Amir is the Palestinian hardliner." "Tariq could care less." "Okay." "Thank you, Alicia." "Uh, keep us in touch." "What do you think?" "I think you're holding something against her." " I'm what?" " Alicia." "Maybe it's unconscious, maybe it's not, but you're being hard on her." "No." "She's a third-year associate on a partner track, and she's treating us like peers." "That's all you're seeing." "My God, am I the only adult left here?" "Could everybody just put their emotions away?" "I gotta get to a meeting unless you have some other stray observations for me." "[SCOFFS]" "Are we overdoing it?" "Diane thinks I'm going too hard on you." "Am I?" "Going too hard?" "[ALICIA CHUCKLING]" "All those late nights." "No time off." "Buried in work." "[ALICIA MOANS THEN GASPS]" " Up to my knees." "WILL:" "Mm-hm." "[DOOR OPENS]" "GIRL:" "He's doing it again, Mom!" "He's doing it again!" "It's just my neighbors." "GIRL:" "Just give it to me already." " Come on, let's go to the bedroom." " No, no, no." "Don't move." "Don't move." "GIRL:" "Mom!" "Tell him to give it to me." "Mom!" "Leg is done, the chops are ready to go." "I'm just warming up the leg of lamb piece after it's been reposing for ten or 15 minutes just to..." "We need to eat better." "I like what we eat." "No, I need to cook." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "You're happier without Dad." "No, I'm happier with you." "Okay, that was such a mom thing to say." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "No, it's about Dad." "Does that upset you?" "No." "I don't know." "You know I love Dad." "I know." "I'm sorry." "No." "I found you a new tutor." "Dana." "I think you'll like her, she's social." "Actually, I think I like this one now." "You..." "I thought you said she was too different." "She is, heh." "But sometimes different isn't always bad." "She's coming over to help me set up my computer tomorrow." " What?" " She's setting up your computer?" "I asked her to." "Please tell me you're learning something, that this isn't all pointless." "I'm learning something." "So how do you explain that, Amir?" "I don't explain it." "You said you didn't know the victim, Simon Greenberg, and here you are on a video game fighting with him." "I don't need to talk to you." "You got no authority here." "Hey, you wanna make yourself useful in here?" "I just got the authority." "He claims it wasn't him." "It wasn't him what?" "Fighting against Greenberg?" "On the video game." "Amir says it was Tariq." "He let him use his screen name." "These roommates, they share everything." "So I'm checking Tariq, but we're back to square one." "Amir had a motive:" "Politics, fanaticism." "Tariq isn't political or religious." "I wonder if we're making a mistake thinking it's about Middle Eastern politics." "These kids, they're just college kids." "BAILIFF:" "All rise." "Okay, I'll keep checking, but I'll need some time." "BAILIFF:" "Judge Karpman presiding." "Thank you." "Please be seated." "So this is where we stand." "There is sufficient evidence for a finding of probable cause." "Further, we set this case on my trial..." "Your Honor, we ask that you recuse yourself." " Excuse me?" "ALICIA:" "We believe you have shown bias against our client." "Believe?" "Really?" "In what way?" "Your religion." "This is outrageous." "I'm..." "My Jewish background is completely irrelevant in this case." "Your Honor, you have given money to the Outlook for Israel, an organization that supports the settlements in Israel." "We believe you have shown bias against our client, and we ask that a new judge hear further proceedings." "I'll give you my answer in an hour." "[GAVEL BANGS]" " He's not gonna recuse himself." " He will." "Karpman always backs down when he's pushed." "He's afraid he'll be overturned on appeal." " So we start over with a new judge." " No." "I know what Alicia's doing." "Oh, hi, Michael." "How are you?" "I was just sitting here going over this campaign." "Arab Spring." "Sort of like Irish Spring." "But with Arabs." " Do you want some coffee?" " How much?" "For the coffee?" "How much for six months if I brought the Jewish League Fund here?" "How much are you paying Tarkovsky and Associates?" "You know how much." "Well, of course, we would have to tell Mr. Al-Said we can't handle his account anymore, so if you'd help us defer those costs..." "You're really a son of a bitch." "I am." "But now I'm your son of a bitch." "BAILIFF:" "All rise." "Judge Karpman presiding." "Please be seated." "I've taken a great deal of time with this motion because I believe that part of being a tough judge is also being a fair judge." "Your Honor, may I quickly interrupt?" "Can't imagine why, counselor." "I'm ready to rule." "Yes, but, I believe Mrs. Florrick is attempting to manipulate this court." "Excuse me!" "If you recuse yourself, the court will choose a new judge tomorrow?" " Is that correct?" " Yes, it is." " You were about to make your ruling?" " That's what she's counting on." "You know what tomorrow is, Your Honor?" " What tomorrow is?" "CARY:" "The holiday." "That has nothing to do with my motion." "It's Rosh Hashanah." "There will be no Jewish judges in court, the case will be assigned to a non-Jewish judge." "Why she's asking you to recuse yourself." "Your Honor, this is offensive!" "KARPMAN:" "Mrs. Florrick," "I am disappointed in you." "The motion is denied." "Case remains on my trial call." "[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Hi, Tariq." "How are you?" "So, what, are you following me?" "No." "I'm following her." "Hey, Tariq." "You know, if you're looking for a more discreet gay bar," " I'd try Scarlet's on Halsted." "KALINDA:" "No." "I'd try Sidetrack." " It's too leathery." " What do you need?" "You used Amir's avatar on "Battle M.E.,"" " the online video game." " So?" "So that's where you met Simon Greenberg." " No." " Yeah." "Actually, yeah." "Checked your alibi." "Didn't hold up, Tariq." "You weren't at the interfaith rally." "Why would I kill Greenberg?" "It makes no sense." "We spoke to the bartender." "He said you met Greenberg here quite a few times." "My guess is you two fell in love." "You argued, he met someone else." "You got jealous." "You stabbed him." "Made it look like a hate crime." "[TARIQ GROANS]" "I didn't mean to hurt him." "I didn't!" "Why the reversed swastika?" "SOPHIA:" "What?" " When you set it up as a hate crime, why draw the swastika backward?" "What do you mean?" "Isn't that how you draw it?" "[SCOFFS]" "Is it good for the Jewish League Fund?" "I don't know." "The Muslim was the killer, but he was also gay, and sleeping with our guy, so, uh..." "I would call that a classic mixed message." "[WHISPERS] Crisis management." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] If it helps, I could find out if he's a top." "[CHUCKLES]" "That was a joke." "Yeah." "Okay, I gotta go." "Important work?" "ELl:" "Fate of the world." " What do you think?" " It's very flattering, Eli." "But I can't be thinking about the governorship when I'm doing this job." "So do this job." "Let me think about the governorship." "Just an observation from work:" "If you're worried about Alicia and Will Gardner..." "I'm not worried." "I know." "I know, but, uh, if you were," "I think that whatever was there is no more." "They barely look at each other." "Eli." "You don't want a divorced candidate, do you?" "No, I..." "Forget it." "[LAUGHS]" "[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "You need a friend, K." "Why do I need a friend?" "Or a dog." "Maybe you need a dog." "Kalinda and pooch." " Out investigating." " Heh." "I'm fine, Will." "Really." "WOMEN:" "I mean, what's wrong with me?" "We're not like normal people, are we?" "What are normal people like?" "Emotional." " You're emotional." " No." "Sometimes I'm in the middle of an emotion, and I just look at myself and realize" "I'm not feeling anything." "I just like acting like someone who feels something." "You wanna stop acting and actually feel?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "[BANGS TABLE]" "Ow." "That's what it feels like." " Thanks." " Heh." "All right, I gotta go." "I gotta be somewhere at 8:45." "Really?" "That specific." "Yup." "Be good." "PETER:" "I'll get them to school on Monday." " You sure?" " Yeah." "[SIGHS]" "ZACH:" "Do we take our homework?" "ALICIA PETER [IN UNISON]:" "Yes." " So you've hired a tutor for Grace?" "ALICIA:" "Yes, I did." "She's good, I think, and Grace likes her." "Or she likes her now." "I'll keep an eye on that." "Oh, um, also, Zach's girlfriend, Nisa, her parents wanted us to come for dinner." "I'll tell her you're busy." "Yeah, yeah." "Tell her I'm busy." "ZACH:" "Love you." " Love you." "GRACE:" "Love you." " I love you." "You call if you need anything." "I'll be here." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"I'm goin' down to South Park" "Gonna have myself a time" "Friendly faces everywhere" "Humble folks without temptation" "I'm goin' down to South Park" "Gonna leave my woes behind" "Ample parking day or night" "People spouting howdy neighbor" "Headin' on up to South Park" "Gonna see if I can't unwind" "Mrph rmhmhm rm!" "Mrph rmhmhm rm!" "Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine" "Whoa!" "It's all so real!" "This is amazing!" "It's like I'm there!" "I see all our friends at school!" "Oh, wow!" "If I hold up my hands, I can see them, too!" "Whoa!" "Wow!" "You were right!" "I can actually feel it!" "Butters, what the hell are you doing?" "I feel Stan!" "He looks totally real!" "That's awesome, Butters." "Keep making your way down the hallway." "Your vital signs are looking good." "What do you see now?" "More of the school." "What are you doing, Butters?" "The school and all the kids." "I still can't hear any sound except for your voice." "Yeah, they haven't worked out the audio yet, but..." "He's so fucking stupid." "But I'm sure they will soon." "Ah." "Okay." "I think I'm done, Eric." "I-I'm feeling kind of dizzy, and, uh..." " Butters, no!" "Are you crazy?" "!" " What?" "!" "What?" "!" "What?" "!" "What did I tell you about removing the headset when you're not back at the access hub?" "Oh, yeah, that it would split my neurons and scramble my brains..." "I forgot!" "You forgot your neurons would be torn apart?" "Did you also forget that if you die in virtual reality, you die in real life, Butters?" "I'm sorry!" "You need find your way back to my room." " Can you do that?" " Yeah!" "We only have 8 minutes before the battery protocols die." " You have to hurry!" " Oh, Jesus!" "Okay." "I'm back in your room!" "All right, Butters, sit down at the computer." "Now drop the stafernasy window." "We're just gonna make it." "Stafernasy window dropped!" "Welcome back, dude." "Wow!" "That was cool." "How do you feel?" "Do you feel okay?" "I touched Wendy's boob." "And then..." "And then he..." "he took of the shop goggles, and he was all like, "Whoa, I'm back! "" "Damn it if it's not the awesomest thing ever!" "Sounds pretty typical to me." "Come on, guys." "This is the "cure de gars" of Butters torture." " "Coup de grace," Cartman." " Thank you, Kyle." "Poor Butters." "Can't you just leave him alone?" "Dude, Butters is an asshole, and he deserves to be taken down once in a while, okay?" "Hey, Eric!" "What did you say to the principal for missing first period?" "Not that we were doing anything interesting." "Right, Eric?" "Yeah, I just told her I was running late and it won't happen again." "You know what I said?" "She asked me why I wasn't in school, and I said, "Well, technically, I was at school."" "Tee hee!" "Sorry, guys, but Eric and I know a little something you don't." "Not that it's anything that cool." " Right, Eric?" " Right, Butters." " These guys are so dumb, huh?" " Yeah!" "See?" "He's an asshole." "Fuck him." "Each time you go into the virtual world, it becomes more and more dangerous." "Are you absolutely sure you want to do this, Butters?" "Well, not 100%." "Even 10% is good enough." "Here you go." "Okay." "Subject is ready." "AII right, Butters, I'm booting up the core competency now." "Edifice framework is online." "Vital signs appear to be normal." " Interim status?" " Interim status is go!" "Digital malcontent now at parameter Alpha." "Prepare for full graphic interfaces on my mark." "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark." "It worked!" "I'm back in!" "All systems normal!" "All right, Butters, behind you, you should see the door." "Go through it and head outside." "Going now!" "Everything looks good, Butters." "You're doing great." " Let's get to work." " Okay." "How much more of this am I supposed to clear up?" "You're doing great." "Almost done with this level, Butters." "Just make sure you've cleared the driveway and, uh, walkway of all the virtual snow." "Okay!" "It's so realistic!" "The snow looks kind of fake, though." "AII right, I think that's all of it!" "Okay, nice, Butters." "Um, now go to the front door and ring the doorbell." "This is the part where you collect the money." "There's a old fat lady here!" "She's holding out money for me!" "Just take the money, Butters." "Okay, I got it!" "You got the money?" "Okay, great, Butters." "Now get back to the access point." "Already?" "Aw, no!" "Yeah, Butters." "The discrepancy bars are oscillating." "You need to, uh, come back." "Are you heading back, Butters?" "Butters?" "All right, Butters, you should get back to the access point now." "You're going off grid." "I'm sorry, Eric, but there's just one thing I got to do real quick." "There you are, mister!" "Just what do you think you're doing?" "Hello, Dad!" "It's me..." "Butters!" "I know that." "What are you..." "This is for all the times I got grounded." "Ohh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ha!" "I could almost feel his balls on my fist!" "How'd you like that, Dad?" "Butters, why?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "That was incredible!" "Uh, Butters, uh, get back to the access point now." "I feel amazing!" "I'm back outside now!" "I'm a bad man!" "You hear me?" "!" "Take that, you stupid cars!" "What the hell are you doing, kid?" "!" "Butters, it's, uh, time to stop." "Get back to my place." "Who's the man now?" "!" "I'm gonna take his car!" "This is like Grand Theft Auto!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "I'm in the car now!" "Oh, shit." "Butters, Butters, where are you now?" "I'm in the bad part of town!" "I just hit a lamppost!" "I'm back on my feet." "Oh!" "Oh, that's cool." "There's a prostitute out here." "Okay, Butters, let's call it good, okay?" "I'm gonna beat her up and take her money!" "Wait." "Hang on, Butters." "Take that, you dumb hooker!" "What you doin', motherfucker?" "!" "I'm taking your money!" "Ow." "Oh, she stabbed me." "Uh, the hooker stabbed me." "Butters, get back to my room." "The veracrosses are destabilizing." "I can't..." "I can't breathe too good, Eric." "I can't see." "Are you still there?" "Oh." "I think I overdid it." "I got to take this thing off." "What the hell..." "What hell is that?" "!" "Aaaah!" "Butters?" "Butters?" "You're very lucky, young man." "You've got a couple hairline fractures, but the knife missed your spleen by half an inch." "I..." "I d-didn't think a knife could really hurt me." "I thought I was just in a virtual reality." "No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker." "We've called your parents, and they're on their way." "Your dad wanted me to let you know that you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine." "Aw, nuts!" "Try and relax, and when your parents get here, we'll sort this all out." "Wonder how long I'm grounded for." "Butters." " Aah!" " Are you okay?" "Eric!" "What are you doing here?" " I'm not here, Butters." " What?" "This is going to be hard to understand, Butters, but you've become trapped in the simulation." "None of this is real." "Nunh-unh!" "Yeah-huh." "I told you never to take the headset off outside the access point, didn't I?" "We're actually both at my house right now." "You're wearing the headset, and I'm talking to you as a computer program." "That's why I can manipulate reality." "What?" "!" "You see, in this world, things aren't what they seem." "Aah!" "Okay, stop!" "Stop!" "Listen to me carefully, Butters." "The Oculus compromise has been streamlined." "You can't trust anyone in this reality." "Say nothing to no one about the Oculus Rift." "If you think they know, they will kill you." "How do you know that?" "How would I know that the nurse is about to walk through that door?" "Everything okay in here?" "Aah!" "Yes!" "Yes, everything's fine!" "Okay." " Butters." " No!" "I'm gonna get you back to reality, Butters, but you have to give me time." "I've got to go." "The Orion parameters are embellishing." "Just stay quiet." "Aaaah!" "Well, are you happy, Cartman?" "Butters is completely traumatized." "I'm happy that I totally got away with it." "What's a 911 area code?" "Hello?" "Hello, Eric." "My name is Steve from Oculus customer service." "There seems to be an error with our virtual headsets, and on behalf of the company," "I would like to apologize and try to help." "With what?" "This is going to be very jarring for you, but there's been a malfunction with the headset you ordered from us." "Right now you're actually in your room at your computer wearing an Oculus headset, but you're in a comalike trance, my friend." "Fu-u-ck you." "I understand your shock, my friend, but you have simply been in the virtual world so long, you have forgotten." "You should probably listen to him, dude." "Uh-huh. 'Cause I thought I was messing with Butters, but I'm actually the one trapped in virtual reality." "The people you are talking to are just computer programs, my friend." "Guys, tell him you're not computer programs." "Maybe we are." "Kyle, just don't be a dick right now." "I know this is very hard for you, but we don't have a lot of time." "You really think I'm that stupid, that I'd believe all of this, all along, has been me living out some kind of virtual-reality fantasy?" "Fuck you!" "Eric?" "Poopsiekins?" "Eric?" "Honey, maybe that's enough computer time." "It's been about 19 hours now." "I know you said not to disturb you with your new toy, but Mommy thought maybe you needed to eat." "All right, I'll just leave it here, hon." "I'm turning in for the night." "Mommy loves you." "What kind of person did we raise you to be?" "!" "You think this world is just there for your amusement?" "!" "You are not to leave this room, and you are not allowed to use the phone or computer!" "Please!" "You can't do that!" "I have to find a way out of this!" "Oh, no, mister." "You are grounded!" "Are you fucking with me?" "What?" "What do you mean?" "Butters, I'm seriously." "Are you fucking with me?" "I don't know what you mean..." "Because if you are, it's not cool." "Eric, you said you were gonna get me out of this virtual world." "Butters, I talked to Oculus customer service, and they said I'm the one who's wearing a headset and has forgotten he's in virtual reality." "Oh, really?" "Oh, that's a relief." "Oh, it's a relief, huh?" "Well, guess what, Butters." "If I'm the one trapped in virtual reality, that means that you're nothing but a computer program!" " Oh, God!" " That's right!" "Now, you better stop messing around, Butters, so I can help you out of this." "Because you know how I said if you die in virtual reality, you die in real life?" "Yeah." "Well, if you get grounded in virtual reality, you get grounded in real life, too... forever!" "Hello?" "Kyle, it's Butters." "I've been grounded!" "Again?" "No, no!" "You don't understand!" "This time, I've been grounded for no good reason." " I didn't do anything, Kyle." " Uh-huh." "I think there's something supernatural going on." "I asked my dad why I was being grounded, and he said that for asking him, that I was more grounded." "It doesn't make sense!" "Butters, Butters, I'm..." "I'm kind of super busy right now." "Please!" "Just go to Cartman's house!" "I think the answer might be within..." "Butters!" "Who is that?" "!" "Mrph!" "Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!" "Mrph rmh?" "Mrph rmhmhm rm!" "Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm!" "You found Cartman like this, and you think he's somehow trapped in virtual reality?" "Mrph!" "Fu-u-ck you." "Mrph?" " Get up, Cartman." " Mrph rmhmhm rm!" "Okay, then, let's take him to the hospital." "You hear that, fatso?" "You're going to the hospital!" "Kyle, maybe this is for real." "Fuck you if you're in on this." "In on what?" "Oh, fuck you." "Yes, no, sorry." "But because you bought two business-class tickets," "I cannot refund the fares." "That's right." "There is nothing we can do." "AII right, have I answered all your customer concerns in a timely, polite manner?" "Thank you for calling Korean Airlines customer service." "El Pollo Loco customer service." "This is Steve." "Oh." "Uh, we're trying to reach Oculus customer service." "Oh, yes." "Uh, yes, my friend." "Oculus customer service." "This is Steve." "Yeah, our friend had been missing for a few days, so we went and checked on him, and he's in a coma, wearing your headset." "Oh, yes, yes!" " What is your name, please?" " Kyle." "Kyle, I need to advise you that this call may be recorded to help with better customer service in the future." "Is that agreeable to you?" "I don't care." "He doesn't care!" "I can continue!" "All right, listen very carefully, my friend." "The headset we sold you are having some minor problems." "You mean he's actually stuck in virtual reality?" "Yes, and that is why we are trying to locate all the headsets and do a recall." "Do you understand?" "It is a total recall." "Fu-u-ck you." "Fuck you what?" "He says they're doing a total recall." "Oh, fuck you." "All right, did I take care of all your customer needs in a timely and satisfactory fashion today?" "You haven't done anything yet." "But the customer service..." "Was that reliable, and did I accurately and politely respond to your concerns?" "We need help." "Our friend is in a coma." "Uh, let's see." "Uh, it looks like one of you is going to have to put on the Oculus headset and go into the virtual world and convince your friend to get to an access point." "Could you try that, my friend?" "It's okay." "Everything is cool." "Don't let anyone mess with your head, and it's all gonna be fine." "You're cool, Eric." "You're cool." "Hey, Cartman." "I need to talk to you." "I know." "Let's go to the backyard." "Cartman, I'm going to tell you something, and I need you to believe me, even if it seems impossible." "Okay, Kyle." "All right, here it goes." "Cartman, you aren't really here." "Mm." "And why do you know that, Kyle?" "Because I saw you, okay, in your room, passed out with a V.R. headset on." "Customer service said that one of us needed to put on the headset and come get you, and that's why I'm here." "Mm-hmm." "I know it's hard to believe, but you have to trust me." "And why did the guys send you, Kyle?" "What do you mean?" "Kyle, I want you to brace yourself." "This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but you are the one that's been in a coma with the V.R. headset on." "Fuck you." "I know it's hard to grasp, Kyle, but I was the one sent by customer service to try and convince you that none of what you've seen is real." "You bought the Oculus Rift headset, Kyle." "Don't do that." " Calm down." " No!" "I put your headset on and came here to..." "In virtual reality, yes, you did." "No." "Then I came into this virtual space." "You've been in the virtual space all along, Kyle." "Think about it." "We're archrivals." "Why would the guys send you in to convince me of anything?" "Fuck you." "Why would they send you in to convince me of anything?" "Fuck!" "Thanks for calling Best Buy." "How can I direct your call?" "Yes." "My name is Kyle Broflovski." "Can you tell me if I purchased an Oculus Rift headset there?" "Or if I did." "Or if you sold one to an Eric Cartman?" "I'm gonna have to connect you to customer service." "Hang on a sec." "Best Buy customer service." "This is Steve." "Dude." "What?" "What?" "Hello?" "Yes, hello." "This call may be recorded to ensure good customer service in the future." "Dude, now this is getting weird." "Well, this looks like a lovely meal." "Too bad Butters won't be enjoying it." "You hear that, mister?" "!" "No dinner for you!" "While you're grounded, you can just go to bed hungry!" "Linda, do you remember why Butters is grounded?" "What..." "What did he do?" "Oh, I don't know, Stephen." "I let you handle all the groundings." "It's strange." "I don't recall him really doing anything particularly bad, and yet... and yet he is grounded." "And no bouncing a racquetball, either!" "No, listen, I called customer service because I need help." "What am I supposed to do?" "Wait." "Stan?" "Hold on." "Is this my virtual reality or Cartman's virtual reality?" "It's neither." "I know this might be hard for you to grasp right now, but this is all actually real." "No, no, after we found Cartman, I put the headset on and..." "No, dude, dude, we've all been here the entire time." "Holy shit." "Then this is all real." "We've all been here from the beginning, taking turns on the Oculus Rift headset." "No, you guys, this is virtual reality." "How do you know?" "Because I'm a computer program." "God damn it, Cartman." "I'm telling you guys." "I swear." "You have to believe me." "I am a computer program." "I'm not real." "He's lying." "I'm not lying." "Go ahead and ask customer service." "What was the name of the person who first called you for customer service?" "Oh, yes, yes, yes!" "That I can answer." "His name was Butters." "Butters called customer service first?" "Have I answered all your questions in a satisfying and courteous manner?" "Come on." "We're going to Butters' house." "Hello?" "My friend?" "My friend, I believe we are having some technical issues with our phone line." "Please hang on." "I'm going to call customer service." "Hello." "Customer service." "This is Steve." "Hello!" "This is Steve with customer service." "Uh, no, no, no, no, my friend." "I am Steve with customer service." "Listen, my friend." "This is going to be very hard to comprehend, but none of what you are seeing is real." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "My friend, my friend, my friend, a customer who was in virtual reality called customer service, and it has created a customer feedback loop, okay?" "Here in India, we call it a customer feedback vindaloop." "Oh, fuck you." "No, no, no, no, no." "Do not fuck me because I am you, and then we will just be fucking ourselves!" "Now, have I provided answers to your questions in a courteous and prompt fashion?" "What do you mean, have you answered all my questions?" "No!" "You have not answered any questions at all!" "No, no, no, no, no." "Listen." "Listen." "If I didn't answer your questions, then we have given bad customer service." "But you didn't answer any of my questions!" "Well, what is more important, my friend... the result or good customer service?" "I'm troubled, I'm troubled in mind" "If Jesus don't help me, I surely will die" "Butters!" "Ah!" "But you guys can't be here." "Why not?" "Because I'm grounded." "That means no visitors." "Butters, when did you call Oculus Rift customer service?" "When we were playing with the Oculus headset." "Don't you guys remember?" "We were all messing around with it." "I played with it first and went a little nuts." "I forgot I was in virtual reality, and I got grounded." "And now I'm grounded in real life." "So now we are in the real world?" "Yes!" "You guys, I have accepted the reality that I am just a computer program." "The fact is that one of us right now is in a room wearing a V.R. headset, seeing all this, and it's not me." " Butters!" " Aah!" "What are your friends doing here?" "!" "I'm sorry, Dad!" "Hello?" "Hello, my friend?" " Are you still there?" " Yes, we're here!" "Listen carefully, my friend." "You are stuck in a paradox." "It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality." "You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service." "This is why you are having problems." "You just don't get it, do you?" "!" "So then how much of what has happened was in virtual reality?" "That does not matter!" "There is only one thing that matters!" "What?" "Have I answered your questions satisfactorily and offered good customer service?" "That doesn't make sense!" "That's the paradox!" "Please, my friend!" "Please!" "I am not real!" "You are not real!" "Have I answered your questions and provided good customer service?" "This call may be recorded!" "You're getting it now!" "Yes!" "Yes, you've answered all my questions, and I am pleased with the customer service I've been provided!" "You guys?" "Are you there?" "We're right here, dude." "Do you remember now?" "Yeah, I remember." "I'm heading back to the access point." "Oh, my gosh." "Linda." "What is it, Stephen?" "It's Butters." "He's not grounded anymore." "He's not?" "No, I-I've got to tell him." "Butters?" "Butters!" "You can go outside and play, son." "You..." "Y-You mean I'm not grounded?" "No." "I don't know why or how, but it's over." "They did it!" "They figured it out!" "Whoopee!" "All right, I'm nearing checkpoint Alpha." " You guys still there?" " We're here, dude." "Just a little further, and we can finally end this." "Okay, I'm back in Cartman's room." "AII right, Stan, just sit down at the computer." "All right, dude." "Take off the headset." "So, aside from all the bullcrap, what did you think of the Oculus?" "It's pretty cool." "But the graphics suck." "Fellas!" "I'm not grounded anymore!"
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"Hey, when did you start reading a tennis magazine?" "Since I realized the men wear shorts even in winter." "When did I become that guy?" "Ugh." "Barney's was crazy." "Ok, what would you do if there was only one size four cashmere camisole, and this woman starts crying, and says she needs it to wear to a funeral?" "You'd have to give it to her, right?" "Yeah." "Good..." "I think I'll use that one again." "So, are you packed?" "We have to leave in like 45 minutes." "For what?" "Danny's wedding." "It's this weekend." "What, you were serious about that?" "Of course!" "Why wouldn't I be?" "Because why would you want to go to your ex-fiancé's wedding?" "You didn't show up when you were the bride, why show up now?" "I have to, I was invited." "If I don't go, it'll seem like I'm devastated because he's getting married before me." "Which you are." "Which I am, but if I go as the sexy, independent, carefree, ex-girlfriend in the fabulous cashmere camisole that makes me look booby and rich, then I win." "So this is just some sort of petty game to show up someone you don't even really care about anyway?" "Yeah!" "Then I'm on board." "Hey, what's new?" "Oh, really?" "That's good, that's great, you guys work hard, you deserve it." "What's new with me?" "Not too much." "Looking good, smelling good." "If I weren't so busy, I'd date myself!" "Ok, I've read about this." "You're never supposed to wake them." "What's new with my son Elliot, you ask?" "Oh, boy!" "Hey, how you doing?" "I'll call you, or not." "Wow, Elliot, the hair." "It's--it's very..." "Nice day for a white wedding." "Well, I think it's cool." "Chicks seem to like it." "Do you like it?" "I think it's very" "No, no, no. if you want to know about gay stuff, ask Grace." "If you want to know about girl stuff, ask Will." "Grace, I gotta say this feels a little weird." "Are you sure we're even invited to the rehearsal dinner?" "Well, we weren't not invited." "Mix in." "Gracie!" "Hey, you're here." "I wasn't sure you'd come." "Hi." "Well, I was the runaway bride." "I didn't want to be the runaway guest." "I'm so fine with this." "And Will." "I should've guessed you'd be the "plus one."" "Well, that's me." "Always a "plus one," never a bride." "Oh, speaking of which, I want you guys to meet someone." "Honey?" "Uh-huh?" "Sweetie, this is Grace and her friend Will." "Guys, this is Sarah." "Oh, Grace the decorator, right?" "Yeah, I saw that piece on you in that Architectural Digest thing." "You're kind of famous." "Oh!" "Let's not forget House Garden." "And World of Interiors." "But who's keeping track?" "And what do you do, Will?" "I'm a lawyer." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Well, uh, see you guys." "Yeah, bye!" "God, I hate when people do that." "The hear the word "lawyer," and they just shut down." "It's like they stop listening at that moment." "I'm prettier, right?" "No, no, I'm staying at Will and Grace's." "Yeah, they're gone all weekend." "I don't know." "I think they're on their honeymoon." "Ok, hate you, call me later, bye-bye." "Knock-knock." "Anybody homo?" "I am, I am!" "So, listen, Jackie, Stan and I had this tropical getaway planned for next week, but seeing as how he's in the prison warding off French kisses from a 500-pound fella named Tiny," "I've got an extra ticket!" "Jamaica!" "Oh, my" "Ooh, look at that hot cabana boy." "His sarong is so wrong." "Oh, it's heaven, honey." "They pick you up at the airport and whisk you away in a covered limo." "You never once have to look at a local." "It's good." "Oh, wait, I can't go." "Thursday is career day at Elliot's school, and I only have a week to figure out what I do." "I'm thinking Hugh Jackman's body double or Secretary of State." "Oh, kids ruin everything!" "I mean, look at the stitching on this thing, huh?" "You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button." "Oh, come on, Jackie." "Come to the islands, mon." "No, I can't!" "Stop it!" "I promised his mother I'd be there." "It's Bonnie, open up." "Oh, that's her, ok." "She really counts on me, you know, looks up to me in a way." "And why wouldn't she?" "She's shorter." "Jack McFarland, I'm gonna kick your sorry ass." "Come on, grab a chair, let's sit down." "We gonna have some toasts." "First, we're gonna start with Sarah's college roommate." "Everybody..." "Beth." "When Sarah and I were freshmen at SUNY Potsdam" "We realized that we share two things..." "A love of the poetry of Emily Dickinson, and a love of..." "Chocolate!" "It wasn't until..." "So this guy who rear-ends me, he's got some ass-faced lawyer." "Before I know it, I'm paying his medical bills." "Oh, hi, I'm Holly, this is Wayne." "I'm manic-depressive and he raises dogs." "Nice to meet you." "Uh, I'm Grace." "I'm an interior designer, and this is my friend Will." "He's a" "Professional tennis player." "Ok, Sarah's gotten hers." "Now let's get somebody up here to give Danny a hard time." "Hey, where's his ex-girlfriend?" "Grace, are you here?" "Oh, um, no, I didn't prepare anything." "Um, just, uh, good luck." "Aw, come on, Grace." "No one expects you to be funny." "Just" "Just wing it." "Yeah, come on, you're the ex." "Tell us..." "Feel bad about giving this one up?" "Oh, God, no!" "No, no, I mean, he's--he's a great guy, but, come on, I've always thought about having a child, but not as a husband." "I'm not saying he's immature, but, um, do most guys need to get a treat when they flush?" "But, uh, to give him a little credit, I do remember our first Valentine's Day." "He gave me the greatest gift, and it only took six to eight weeks to get rid of it." "I mean, what the hell were you thinkin'?" "I come home from a double shift and I find "Jonny Quest" in my kitchen eating a baloney sandwich." "Hey, how about a thank you for taking your kid from bland to blond, huh?" "Hmm, let's see..." "Squeaky, rude, drunk." "You must be Karen." "Oh, sweet!" "He faxed you my bio." "Listen, I don't mind Elliot hanging around with you, Jack, but when he comes home with the gay haircut looking all downtown weird" "A-pa-ka-buku-shiki!" "At least his hair says something now." "It says "Pow!" "Bam!"" "Hey, hey, hey, come on." "Before the hairpins start flying, maybe I can help." "Now..." "Roger, is it?" "Bonnie." "Oh, pretty." "Listen, Bonnie, I've got this maid Rosario, been with me forever." "Now, I have had her stomach stapled, her teeth fixed, her hair dyed, she's been de-moled, de-clawed, deloused" "What's your point?" "Ohh, my point is..." "I think I may have broken her spirit." "How would like to come work for me, ok?" "Come on!" "You know, if there were any justice in the world, there'd be an alligator somewhere carrying you as a hand bag." "Look, Jack, bottom line, ok?" "I'm his mother." "I make the rules." "Well, here's a bottom line for your bottom line." "I'm his father, and I get to make up some of the rules, too." "This is a big news flash for you." "You're not his father." "I'm his father, and his mother, and until he was eight years old, I was Santa freakin' Claus, all right?" "You got no rights, Jack." "You're just a test tube that I picked up before they threw it away." "I'm sick of it." "I don't want you seeing my son anymore." "You know, maybe there is an alligator running around somewhere with me as a handbag." "I mean, who knows what they do with my old skin...." "Surprised to see you in a suit, Will." "I thought you'd be wearing your tennis skirt." "No one thinks you're funny." "Hey, you were funny last night." "Everybody's still talking about it." "Oh, please, this weekend's not about me." "Everyone, you said?" "It's all working" "The hair, the clothes, the smile, the vibe..." "The row of poppy seeds in your teeth from the bagel you had this morning." "What?" "Aw, crap." "Excuse me, you're the tennis player, right?" "Oh, well, actually, I" " Yes, I am." "Hey." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "I'm just trying to get away from Danny's mother." "Oh, yeah." "Or as I like to call her, "What the hell are you doing in my apartment?"" "You know, I probably-- I probably should've said this before." "Uh, but, um" "I'm really glad I'm here." "You know, I didn't know about it at first because, you know, my whole history with Danny, but, um, you know, just seeing the two of you..." "Um..." "Seeing how happy you are..." "It just..." "It feels like..." "Do you need some floss or something?" "No, no, I think I can-- Just give me one more." "I got it, got it!" "Well, I am really glad that you came here, too." "Really?" "Thank you." "Yeah, I mean, that speech you gave last night?" "It was good, right?" "Yeah." "I mean, I mean, I did some stand-up in college, so... what was your favorite part?" "All of it." "I mean you, you really have Danny nailed." "You know, how he's immature and how he's irresponsible, and it's just really got me thinking" "Well, you know, a good comic will do that." "You now, just get to the truth, you know." "Yeah, I'm calling off the wedding." "What?" "Ok, when did I eat pineapple?" "The toughest person I ever played..." "Myself." "Yeah, when I'm on that court, the only person that can beat me..." "Is me." "Did you ever play Steve Turner?" "Steve?" "I don't" "I don't know if I played Steve." "Probably." "Well, maybe he'll remember." "You know he's here, right?" "Come on, Sarah, open the door." "You want to marry Danny." "You have to marry Danny." "Why?" "You didn't?" "Hide me." "Everybody's about to find out I'm not a professional tennis player." "Big deal." "Because of my speech, Sarah's decided not to marry Danny." "So what, your stand-up's now so bad it's breaking up marriages?" "Why don't you keep your opinion to yourself, Venus?" "Now get out of here." "I gotta convince her to marry him." "Ok, is there a window in here?" "Does it smell like there's a window in here?" "There you are, silly, he's here." "Steve!" "Yeah, you know what?" "You know when I said I was a professional tennis player, that was because..." "You know how you throw the word "professional" around like, like Heather Graham is a "professional" actress?" "Steve, this is Will." "He's a professional tennis player, too." "Well, I was" "Sure." "Will." "From the Davis Cup." "Yeah!" "Yeah, Steve, isn't it?" "From the Davis Cup?" "Yeah." "Yeah, good to see you again." "Davis Cup." ""When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when... but we won't get together then, Dad." "You know we won't have a good time then."" "Hey, honey..." "I think I've got something that'll make you feel better." "No, no, Karen." "No more sailors who think they're coming over for their physical." "Oh, boy..." "Hey, how you doing?" "I'll call you, or not." "Oh, my God, you're back!" "How did you get his mom to agree to this?" "I didn't." "I've been kidnapped." "Come on, Sarah, you're about to make the most amazing commitment." "The only thing I've committed to lately is buying 7 more CDs over the next 12 months and even that's giving me a stomachache 247 00:14:22,936 -- 00:14:27,438 Yeah, but all that stuff you said about Danny is true." "He's childish, he's immature, he's" "I know, but he's a lot of other things, too." "He's a good guy." "He's a really good guy." "Yes, he may not go too deep into things..." "But maybe that's ok, because he let's me be the crazy one." "We can be in this huge crowd, and he makes me feel like I am the only one there." "And there was this one time where I cut my hair really short." "I looked like the guy in Simply Red." "And I felt..." "so bad." "And he came home and he said, "I don't care." "You look beautiful, no matter what."" "That was so sweet." "Daytime TV sucks." "Uh, what's going on?" "Why aren't you at school, why you with him, and why haven't you turned into a bat?" "I had nothing to do with this." "Elliot, Karen, I believe you have something you want to say to Bonnie." "Um, I got out of school early and went over to Jack's." "Elliot, how?" "I signed him out." "I'm sorry, young lady, you're gonna have to speak up." "I signed him out!" "You kidnapped my kid?" "It was his idea!" "You drove!" "Yeah, well, you're the one who wanted to see Jack!" "Well, you're the one who bribed the attendance lady!" "All right, stop it, stop it, both of you!" "Karen, so help me God, I am two seconds away from not giving you a spanking." "Elliot, what were you thinking?" "I wanted to see him." "I missed him, mom." "Go to your room." "Not you, him!" "Go." "Good, that kid is trouble." "And you, go to your limo and think about what you've done." "But" "Limo!" "Now, Jack, don't you remember a conversation we had where I said I didn't want you to see my kid, or was the soundtrack of Evita blaring too loud in your head?" "Hey, I wasn't part of any of this, ok?" "They came to me, and the first thing I did was bring Elliot back here." "Are you wearing blush?" "Ok, the second thing I did... was bring Elliot back here." "Good." "The point is, he's here, and you'll never have to see me again, so I'm just gonna take my gay self back to my gay apartment, live my gay life, and have a gay old time." "What are you doing, what is that?" "Oh, come on." "The whole thing about the gay haircut." "I know what's going on here." "The reason you reacted so strongly about the hair is because you have a problem with gay people." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do!" "I'm gay, Jack." "No, you're not!" "Yes, I am." "No, you're not!" "Yes, I am." "I'm gay." "Prove it!" "Say something lesbianic." "Home Depot." "k.d. lang, you are a lesbian!" "Why didn't Elliot tell me?" "Because Elliot doesn't know." "You never told him?" "No, I never did..." "And I think maybe that's why I overreacted about the hair." "I spent the last 12 years of my life trying to figure out how to tell my son I'm gay, and you walk in and do it with a handshake." "I really want to be a part of his life, Bonnie." "And you should be, Jack." "But you gotta remember somethin', all right?" "I'm in charge of his hair, I'm in charge of no leather pants, I'm in charge of telling him I'm gay, my way, my time." "Agreed." "Good." "Wow." "Elliot has two gay parents." "That's like... every kid's dream." "Let's hope so." "You know..." "I can see why he likes you." "Listen, um..." "Thanks for covering for me." "No problem." "So tell me, what's it-- what's it really like to be a professional tennis player?" "How would I know?" "I work for the IRS." "You ever tried saying that at a party?" "It's like saying, "Hi, I just killed my family."" "And there was one time..." "When I couldn't get my car started..." "And he called AAA, and they started it." "I miss Danny!" "I loved him so much!" "Oohh..." "Poor Grace, shh!" "Oh, don't worry, you'll be ok." "You'll find someone." "Not like Danny!" "Hey, hey, what's the hold up in here?" "Too many nachos last night?" "Get out of here!" "You're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding!" "Wedding?" "Yeah." "I'm getting married today." "Thanks, Grace." "...in holy matrimony..." "Look how in love they are." "He could be looking into my eyes right now." "That could be me up there." "You may kiss the bride." "Oh, my God, let's get the hell outta here." "That could be me up there."
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"Hey!" "What are you doin'?" "He's got one way to go." "You take the bar." "Right." "(GRUNTING)" "?" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Come on, sucker." "Come on, let's play." "(SCREAMING)" "Duck!" "(GRUNTING)" "Dent?" "MacGyver!" "(EXCLAIMING) Dent!" "Dent." "Never thought I'd be glad to see you again." "Hey, people change." "(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)" "Nice seein' you again." "No, wait!" "Hey!" "Dent!" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Come in." "Hey." "What's that?" "Eye drops." "I can see they're eye drops." "What's wrong with your eyes?" "Nothing." "Just, uh, lately they've been itchin g a lot, that's all." "Hey, nice work last night." "Mmm." "MACGYVER:" "Well, it's a biotoxin all right." "Yeah, it sure is." "And it's gonna be transshipped across Europe to the Middle East, where it will be developed into bigger and better biological weapons." "I mean, that is sick." "How can anyone be greedy enough to sell this stuff?" "Well, when we find out who's behind Bobby Bear Toys, we'll be able to ask 'em." "Well, I've got Research digging into that, even as we speak." "They said they'd have something for us by tomorrow." "Good." "See you then." "Later." "Hey, Dent!" "I'm trying to stay out of trouble." "Yeah?" "How's it goin'?" "I'm clean." "That's good." "'Course, I've only been out of the joint two days, but..." "I wanted to ask a favor." "Go ahead." "I've gotta meet my new parole agent, and I was kinda wondering if..." "You know, maybe if you could come along with me." "You know, maybe vouch that I'm not such a bad guy." "Oh, gee, uh... ?" "Dent, am I really the right guy for that job" "I mean, I... , I don't know you very well and what I do know is..." "It sure would mean a lot to me." "...not so hot, I mean... (SIGHING)" "Yeah, okay." "Hop in." "(EXCLAIMING)" "So, I did a lot of hard thinkin' when I was in the inside." "And I realized I'm not really a bad perso n or anything." "I just always hung around with the wrong crowd." "Now it's gonna be different." "Now I'm gonna hang around with good people." "You know, people I can look up to." "You know, role-model types." "Like you." "I mean, you helped Cody go straight." "." "Well, yeah, but that wasn' t really planned" "I mean, I just happened to be there." "Yeah!" "Just like with me." "WOMAN #1:" "He said he could meet with me tomorrow." "WOMAN #2:" "I think it would be a good idea." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "TRAVIS:" "Last call for Harding." "Douglas Harding!" "MONTANA:" "Forget Harding, Ed." "This is his second no-show ." "Two strikes, he's out." "Scratch him." "Hmm?" "He's gone PAL." "Whatever happened to three strikes?" "." "I hope she's not my PA" "What's PAL?" "Parolee At Large." "Dent, Earl." "Earl?" "Okay." "Now we come to our long list of parolees' do's and don'ts, but with your record, I'm sure you know it better than I do." "Maybe if I can explain a little..." "Uh, thanks." "I already know the victim routine." "Beg your pardon, Ms. Montana?" "Oh, how you were born on the wrong side of the tracks." "How you never got an even break." "Well, actually..." "Society owes you, am I right?" "No!" "I don't think that at all." "Don't con me, Earl." "." "I may look naive, but looks can be deceiving" "Well, maybe you should take your own advice." "What do you think?" "Look, Mr. MacGyver, you gave your little testimonial for Earl." "It was very nice." "Earl asked if you could sit in on the interview." "I said fine." "But if you persist in prolonging this interview," "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, because as you can see, we are a little understaffed around here." "You know, you haven't listened to one word he's said." "Well, maybe I heard it before." "Well, maybe you haven't." "(SIGHING) Okay." "What's on your mind, Earl?" "Well, uh, just that I figured out I'm responsible for--for me." "DENT:" "This time it's gonna be different." "Uh-huh." "Got a job?" "Well, I hit 10 places yesterday, and I'm gonna hit another 10 today." "And what are your skills, besides making license plates?" "Got a place to live?" "I'm lookin'." "So, once you go through your $200 gate money, if you haven't already, that means you're either out on the street or back with the old gang." "Am I right?" "He can stay with me." "I can?" "Yeah." "." "For a little while" "This is great!" "Now all I need is a job." "You serious about wanting a legit job?" "Yes, ma'am." "All right." "I may have something for you." "You familiar with the, uh, Chicken Habit?" "Yeah, I am." "Uh, I wrecked their plastic chicken." "Well, they just opened up a new location on 26th." "Hey, you can throw a little restitution into the bargain." "Let me see." "(INAUDIBLE)" "MONTANA:" "Okay." "Just put your John Hancock right here." "I'll tell them to expect you first thing in the morning." "And, Dent, don't be late." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "?" "(COUNTRY ROCK PLAYING)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "(MAN WHOOPING)" "MAN:" "Come on, take it off!" "." "Handle Bar" "Kluge." "For you." "Yeah?" "Dent showed up like you said." "I found out where he's gonna be workin'." "DENT:" "Thank you, ma'am ." "Come see us again." "Now, remember, don't offer the ketchup." "They gotta ask for it." "Check." "So, you got any protein shakes?" "!" "Protein?" "MacGyver!" "Hey" "How you doin'?" "How do I look?" "You look..." "You look good." "Derrick," ", he's the assistant manager says that I'm a natural." "This sandwich has dressing on it." "." "The kid ordered it dry" "Dad, I already ate most of it ." "It's okay." "Shut up and let me handle this." "But... !" "Don't talk back to me, boy" "Let him go." "I--I'll get you another sandwich." "He's my kid, I'll do what I want." "I said, let him go." "." "Okay, okay" "MAN:" "Okay." "Kids don't like to be pushed around any more than you do." "Earl, let go, let go." "Let go." "Now." "Now, now, uh, that was, uh, one chicken sandwich, hold the secret sauce." "Forget it." "Come on." "DENT:" "Have a nice day." "Sorry." "It's just..." "Just for a second, uh," "I was that kid and that son of a..." "He was my old man." "(SIGHING)" "Bad luck." "Won't happen again." "It's okay." "." "All right, I'll see you tonight." "All righty" "All right, not a bad day." "Not bad at all." "All right." "Good night, Derrick." "9:00 am." "Sharp." "Yes, sir." "(CHUCKLES)" "Funny how things work out." "What do you say, Dent?" "Kluge?" "Payback time." "I ain't gonna ride with you, Kluge." "I'm goin' straight." "(SCOFFS)" "." "Hinkley's back in business" "Bigger than ever." "?" "What's the matter, you don't want a piece of the pie" "No." "You and me did seven years hard time because of him." "?" "What's the matter with you" "I don't wanna do any more time." "What's the matter with you?" ". (GUN COCKING) Oh, there's nothin ' the matter with me" "I'm here to settle the score with Hinkley." "I'm gonna need your help." "Klugie, come on, we're..." "Don't give me that buddy stuff." "Come on, will you?" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "I told you, I'm goin' straight." "Nut." "You're nuts!" "Rote!" "Now what?" "(CARTRIDGE CLICKING)" "You're about Dent's size." "You got the ski mask?" "Yeah." "We own Dent." "DENT:" "Just so you don't think I'm gettin' cozy or anything," "I start lookin' for an apartment today." "Ah, don't worry about it." "Hey, listen, Earl." "You're gonna make it." "Don't let Montana scare you, okay?" "I'll try not to." "Hey, Dent!" "Are you crazy?" "What are you guys doin'?" "I can't be see n with you guys." "Get out of here!" "Chicken Habit got robbed last night." "The assistant manager got shot up pretty good." "What?" "They say the assailant was a big guy." "Wore a ski mask." "Carried this weapon." "You're framing' me?" "Whatever it takes." "Hinkley pays, or you're back in the slammer." "Now, I got your trike out of impound." "Pick it up at Oscar's." "Call me at this number before 2:00, or else the cops get the gun." "(MOTORCYCLES REVVING)" "Dent?" "Earl?" ". DENT:" "Upstairs" "Hey, where you goin', man?" "I got a problem." "Yeah, no kiddin'." "Did you know that Chicken Habit was robbed last night?" "Yeah." "Derrick's gonna be okay." "I called the hospital." "Earl..." "No!" "I never shot anybody in my life." "Good." "(SIGHING)" "So why'd you miss your appointment with Montana?" "Because I know who committed the robbery." "So why don't you call the police?" "Because the gun that was used has my fingerprints on it." "How?" "Oh, a guy I used to ride with pulled it on me and I took it away." "He was wearin' gloves." "So he's settin' you up, right?" "Not if I ride with him again." "I gotta call him at 2:00." "(STAMMERING) Ride with him where?" "Who is this guy?" "(SIGHING) His name's Jerry Kluge." "We got busted together seven years ago." "A dude named Hinkley ratted on us." "Kluge wants revenge." "So that's between them, right?" "Except that Hinkley's hideout is way out in the boonies, and I'm the only one that knows where." "Look, I'm just gonna ride with Kluge till I get the gun." "No, no, that doesn't make any sense at all." "Why don't you just tell Montana what happened?" "Oh, right, sure." "." "She's gonna believe me" "MacGyver, you in here?" "Oh, no." "All right, all right, don't panic." "I'll talk to her first, okay?" "You stay here." "Well, howdy, Ms. Montana." "MONTANA:" "So, you hear from him?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did." "And?" "He's being set up." "Oh!" "Oh!" "He is being set up?" "That is a new one." "Can't you come up with something original?" "." "It happens to be the truth" "(MONTANA SCOFFING)" "Yeah?" "So why doesn't he tell me himself?" "Because he's afraid you won't believe him." "Well, he's probably right." "You know what?" "You're not too sympathetic , are you?" "I am a parole agent, not a nanny, all right?" "(GRUNTING)" "Well, if you'd give him a chance, he might be able to prove he's worth something." "(SCOFFS)" "(SCREAMING)" "Yeah, right." "I thou the level." "I am." "(SCOFFING) Come on!" "You were hiding him." "You helped him get away." "I didn't think he'd run." "(SCOFFING)" "Look, Ms. Montana," "I want the system to work the way it's supposed to, okay?" "Yeah?" "Well, in Earl Dent's case it's gonna, 'cause I'm sending him right back to prison." "That would be a mistake." "Look, he is a high-control parolee, a 10." "Now he's gone PAL." "End of story." "A 10, huh?" "Yeah." "He's just a number to you, is that it?" "Sometimes that's all it boils down to." "Not with Dent!" "He wants to go straight." "Do you know that?" "Maybe just wanting it isn't enough." "It's a start!" "Oh, it is nothing!" "Believe me, I have been through this with hundreds, thousands of these cases." "Again with the numbers." "Don't you think it'd be a good idea if you took your job a little more personally?" "Personally?" "How about junkies for parents?" "Is that personal enough for you?" "And they were always talkin' about wanting to go straight." "You know something?" "Talk's cheap." "I'm sorry about your parents." "But you are wrong about Dent." "I don't think so." "Will you at least give me a chance to get him back?" "?" "(LAUGHING) You think you can find him" "If you give me enough time, yes, I do." "Okay." "You got 24 hours." "I'm, uh, sending a complete history on Jerry Kluge." "THORNTON:" "Criminal record, known associates, everything." "Yeah, it's comin' through now." "Read about known associate Pete Dash." "He's in prison, so if you need an entree, he may be the guy." "All right." "Thanks, Pete." "Oh, by the way," "I did find the address on that phone number you gave me." "." "Yeah, go ahead" "Hold on." "Uh, it's the Handle Bar, 3217 Oakdale." "That's a biker hangout, isn't it?" "Yeah, I think so." "Well, what are you gonna do?" "Hang out." "Ah, they'd never buy it." "Gotcha." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "?" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "Tap or bottle?" "Tomato juice." "I had a rough night, okay?" "ROTE:" "The whole thing is fallin' apart, Kluge." "How come he hasn't called?" "It ain't 2:00 yet." "I don't know, Kluge." "Even with Dent, there's only five of us." "We can't even convoy, man." "We got no logistics, no support, no mechanics." "We're..." "Chill out!" "(RINGING)" "Handle Bar." "Yeah, yeah." "Hang on." "It's Dent." "Yeah, man." "About time you called, Dent." "Get your trike yet?" "Good." "Yeah, I want you to meet us down at..." "Listen very carefully... (KLUGE MUMBLING INAUDIBLY)" "Later, baby." "Let's split." "(KLUGE LAUGHING)" "(GANG CHATTERING)" "He gotta be crazy or something." "Yeah, right." "?" "(HUMMING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Now, this is just the kind of thing I was talkin' about." "How are we gonna convoy all the way to Hinkley's?" "We can't even get out of the parking lot." "Shut up!" ") (ENGINE SPUTTERING" "You into fixing' bikes?" "I should think so." "The name's Mechanic." "Mechanic, huh?" "." "Well, get over here and fix this, Mechanic" "(BEEPING)" "(ENGINE STARTS)" "!" "KLUGE:" "Yeah, all right" "It had a little dirt in the fuel line, that's all." "Oh." "There you go." "Hey, you're all right." "Name's Kluge." "MACGYVER:" "Kluge." "I used to ride with a buddy of yours." "Pete Dash?" "Oh, yeah?" "I know Dash." "Scrawny dude, right?" "MACGYVER:" "Scrawny?" "The Dash I know was a big fat slob , 300 pounds." "Yeah, yeah, that's the Dash we know." "That's the guy." "Nice meetin' you." "Hey, Kluge." "Hey, yo, Mechanic." "We could use someone like you." "Yeah, well, I ride sol o these days, thanks." "You into money?" "Money's nice." "We're into hijacking 200 pounds of pure crystal meth" ". worth about half a million dollars" "Hey, Dent, say hello to Mechanic." "." "Howdy." "He's all right" "Fixes anything." "Oh, uh, Mechanic, maybe you can take a look at somethin' on my trike?" "You bet." "You're out of your mind, comin' here." "They'll kill you." "Well, you didn't leave me much choice, now, did you?" "Sure I did." "You could have just forgot about me." "No, there's where you're wrong." "What can I say?" "You're all right." "Well, so are you, Earl." "So are you." "Okay." "You want me to go have it out with Montana?" "Let's do it." "Well, we can't just yet." "." "Kluge's gonna hijack 200 pounds of crystal meth" "We can't let that stuff hit the streets." "Two hundred?" "Now I get it." "They don't just want Hinkley." "They wanna rip off his meth lab." "And you know where it is." "Yeah!" "All right." "We'll get to Montana, she'll notify the police, you'll come out smelling' like a rose." "All right." "We're movin' out." "Right now?" "Gonna hit Hinkley's joint." "How far's the ride, Dent?" "About 20 miles." "You two ride point." "KLUGE:" "We're outta here." "(PIGEONS COOING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Where's Hinkley?" "Hey!" "?" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)" "Where is Hinkley?" "He and the guys went to town." "Won't be back till morning." "." "Ah, how convenient" "Then we have the place all to ourselves." "MACGYVER:" "Uh, you know, this guy might be handier to you if you kept him alive." "You wanted Hinkley to know who ripped him off, this guy could give him the message." "." "That's a good idea" "You think you can give Hinkley that message for me?" "Oh, sure, sure." "Yeah, anything." "Then you get on your bike and ride." "And you tell Hinkley the next time I'm comin' after him." "Out!" "Vamoose!" "On second thought," "I think I'll tell him myself." "(GUN FIRING)" "Dump the body in the woods." "Get the rest of the bikes in here, in case Hinkley comes back early." "." "Let's check this joint out" "(GUN COCKING)" "Well, all right." "(WHOOPING)" "Look at this, boys." "Died and gone to heaven." "ROTE:" "Man, with this kind of money, we can go to paradise." "Someplace like Reno!" "Look at this." "Hey, Kluge!" "HAWKINS:" "Take a look at what we found." "This was on Mechanic's bike." "What's this, man?" "I haven't the slightest idea." "I've never seen that thing before in my life." "What's this?" "!" "I don't know!" "He's a cop" "I ain't no cop!" "A cop?" "DENT:" "What'd you get me into here, Kluge?" "There could be more on the way." "It's cool." "If he's a cop, we got ourself a hostage." "Dent, keep a gun on him." "Come here." "Drop it, Dent!" "I mean now!" "You four, come on out of there with your hands up!" "Real easy, boys." "You don't know what you're doin', Montana." "Don't even talk to me, Dent!" "You ought to be ashamed of yourself." "MacGyver went to bat for you." "Oh, you two know each other, huh?" "Good thing I came along, huh?" "(MONTANA EXCLAIMING)" "Get off of me!" "You weigh a ton!" "Get up!" "Yeah, real good." "(MONTANA GRUNTING)" "I still say we should waste 'em." "Right." "We'll clear this place out , then burn it down with them in it." "It'll look like an accident, and we'll be home free, baby." "And rich." "Yeah, no sense letting' this stuff go to waste." "Wrap it up." "Load it in the van." "Move." "I wish you guys would have come to me in the first place!" "We tried, okay?" "(MONTANA SCOFFING)" "(WHISPERING) I need some noise so I can break that beaker." "What kind of noise ?" "Uh..." "Talk louder." "What do we talk about ?" "Anything." "I just need time to cut these ropes." "Let Montana cut 'em." "She's got the fang s for it." "(SPEAKING LOUDER) That is totally uncalled for!" "I was just trying to do my job." "If you hadn't run, we wouldn't be here in the first place." "DENT:" "What was I supposed to do?" "Throw myself at your mercy?" "(SCOFFING) you'd believe what I told you, right?" "Why?" "Why should I ever believe a loser like you?" "I am not a loser." "Yeah?" "Well, you sure could have fooled me." "!" "Hey, keep it down in there" "If you're so swift, how come you come here without any backup?" "How am I supposed to be able to call in backup when I don't even know where we are?" "DENT:" "Oh, that makes you real smart, don't it?" "MONTANA:" "Oh!" "Have you ever tried to follow a tracing screen and drive 80 miles an hour?" "There is not a lot of spare moments for sightseeing!" "Well, maybe if you weren't such a dragon lady," "!" "you'd have a partner to do those things for you" "Well, maybe if there weren't so many sociopaths like you running around, we could afford partners!" "Really ?" "(WHISPERING) Okay, you can stop now." "(CONTINUING TO SPEAK LOUDLY) Hey, at least I'm trying." "!" "(MONTANA SCOFFING) Not that it matters to you" "Even though you are my freakin' parole agent." "I mean, if a guy's PA won't give him a break , who will?" "Oh, now I suppose you're gonna try and tell me how to do my job!" "Hey!" "Huh?" "You can stop." "I'm done." "Oh." "Oh." "About time." "(SNIFFING)" "(ROTE COUGHING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Ah, come on." "Allow me." "Good job." "(GANG CHATTERING)" "(SIGHING)" "You think we can make a break for it?" "No, they got too many guns." "We gotta even things up a bit." "Yes, sir, yes, sir." "(WHISPERING) What are you doin'?" "Mixin' stuff." "When this dries, it should explode on impact." "How long to dry?" "Not long, I hope." "Tell him to hurry up." "We're gonna split." "Get down there." "Better hurry." "Hawkins is on his way." "DENT:" "How's it work?" "." "When he steps on it, it should explode a little" "All right, take cover." "Hey!" "Give me a hand in here." "Go see what he wants." "(SIGHING)" "(GRUNTING)" "I'll grab his attention." "You blind-side him ." "Okay." "What's up?" "They're loose in here!" "(GRUNTS)" "Give it up, Kluge, you're all alone!" "DENT:" "He's gettin' away!" "(TRUCK ENGINE STALLING)" "(ENGINE STARTING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(COUGHING)" "." "I loved that trike" "(CLEARING THROAT) Earl?" "Hey, Montana, MacGyver , how you doin'?" "Good." "We got some news for you." "I heard." "They busted Hinkley." "All right!" "No, no, no." "It's not about that." "It's about, um, work." "Work?" "Work's great." "Couldn't be better!" "I love it!" "You love it?" "Hey, it's me." "Should we even tell him?" "Tell me what?" "I don't know," "I wouldn't want hi m to feel obligated or anything." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, I mean, it's such a great idea you had." "I mean, I really do need a partner, and with a grant from the Phoenix Foundation, it's perfect." "Wait a minute." "A grant?" "Yeah." "Did you say "partner"?" "Yeah." "Montana needs a partner." "Yeah, you know, muscle." "Like a..." "Like a field operative for those high-control clients of mine." "Yeah." "We kind of work well together." "And you know what?" "I got some real innovative ideas I'd like to try out." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You are not being hired for your ideas." "You are coming aboard as a grade three provisional employee, and..." "Grade three?" "Yeah." "A grade three?" "What do you mean, "grade three"?" "What am I?" "(SIGHING) Some kind of number again?" "You had a number for a reason, Dent." "What do you want from me?" "All I ever wanted was a little understanding , okay?" "MONTANA:" "Oh, now, wait just a minute here." "DENT:" "No, no, no, you wait just a minute here." "Do you want this job or not?" "Well, I think I might be overqualified for the job." "Overqualified at what, making license plates?" "I can make a lot of number s on 'em, and they're pretty darn good, too." "Oh, yeah, and I bet the lowest one is your IQ." "I can tell right now, it's gonna be a deligh t to work with you." "Oh, come..." "Oh, please!"
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"EZRA:" "That woman's deviousness knows no bounds." "First, she purchases this lovely establishment..." "... rightoutfromunderme, and now she sashays into town..." "... andsellsit to those unfortunate scoundrels..." "... atthefirstwhiffoffilthylucre." "[LAUGHS]" "Well, this is a fine deal, Mr. Brown." "We can still drink here, right?" "Hello, boys." "Mary." "Ezra, may I speak to you for a moment?" "Of course." "I just got this wire from a certain Preston Wingo." "He owns the Cattle Baron Hotel over in Snellville." "It concerns your mother." "Oh, Mother?" "Are you familiar with a gentleman by the name of Preston Wingo?" "I know a fat little weasel called Preston Wingo." "What about him?" "Well, this Wingo has slandered you." "Mary just received a telegraph..." "... claimingthatyouabsconded with a pair of diamond cuff links." "He's demanding you be jailed until he arrives." "Jailed?" "I'm no thief." "Yes, of course not..." "... butunfortunately, the burden of proof is on you." "Now, I would suggest that Mary search your bag..." "... justsoyoumightacquityourself of these ridiculous charges." "MARY:" "Sorry, Maude." "This is so tiresome." "My own son." "Looks like Mr. Wingo was wrong." "Satisfied?" "That satchel has a false lid." "Go on, look." "Somebody put those there." "I am innocent." "Well, I am afraid we are left no choice." "J.D., will you assist me in escorting Mrs. Standish to the jail?" "Ezra, she's your mother." "EZRA:" "Now, you'll have to forgive the appearance..." "... butthemaidquit." "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child." "I'm cruel, only that I may be kind, mother." "After all, you should know better than to steal." "You know, perhaps some time spent behind bars will be instructional." "Preston Wingo put those cuffs links in my bag." "He's blackmailing me." "Now, why on Earth would he wanna do that?" "MAUDE:" "It's none of your business." "Come on, judge wants us to ride." "Well, sleep tight." "Don't let the... ." "Well, you know the rest." "What appears to be the trouble?" "chris:" "This boy just brought us a message from Judge Travis." "He's over in Eagle Bend trying a colored man for murder." "They're too het up for a fair trial." "Judge wants us to bring the prisoner back." "All of us?" "Yeah." "Must be somebody famous." "Name's Obediah Jackson." "Chris, let me see that." "What's wrong, Nathan?" "Somebody you know?" "He's my father." "Hyah!" "NATHAN:" "How much further to Eagle Bend?" "Town's just over that rise." "We should take a look before we ride in." "[chattering ]" "Can't do this, sheriff." "No disrespect, judge, but this is my town." "Looks like a hanging party." "Let me see." "To the right of the water tower." "NATHAN:" "That's my father." "Now, hold on, Nathan." "No sense riding into a lynch mob without a plan." "Let's do this together." "Come on." "Enough of this." "We don't need a trial." "Let's go." "Somebody grab some rope and tie up his hands." "The man deserves a trial." "l can walk. I'm a free man." "Yeah, you're free to swing." "Get a rope." "Tie up his hands." "I did my best to stop them, Judge Travis." "Now, I can see that, Litefoot." "stains:" "Come on, let's go, boys." "Stand him up." "No, bring him on this mule." "Come on, get him up there." "Come on, get up there." "It's your last ride." "There, boy." "That's it." "That's right." "You get to go see the Lord." "All right, get the rope up over there." "Get up there." "All right." "[whistles]" "Hyah, hyah, hyah!" "Maybe you'd like to apologize for killing that white man." "[GUNSHOT]" "Hyah, hyah!" "[GLASS shattering ]" "Glad to see you, boys." "I know who you seven sons of bitches are." "You're not gonna get away with this." "Right this way, gentlemen." "Yes, ma'am." "I think I brought everything you asked for." "MAUDE:" "Oh, thank you, Mary." "MARY:" "I just hope it's not too terrible for you in here." "MAUDE:" "Don't fret, honey." "Wherever I go is home sweet home to me." "Just put that over in the corner, sugarplum." "MARY:" "You can put these down." "Thanks." "Maude, why would that man put his cuff links in your bag?" "Oh, men are such desperate creatures." "When they don't get what they want, they do foolish things." "Ain't that the truth." "[wheezing ]" "[OBEDlAH coughing ]" "[NATHAN sobbing ]" "Daddy." "Daddy." "It's good to see you." "It's good to see you too." "I went looking for you after the war." "Daddy, where'd you go?" "lt don't matter now." "What were you doing in that town?" "Coming to find you." "You wanna fill us in, judge?" "A white man was found beaten to death." "He had an altercation with Mr. Jackson in front of witnesses." "After they found the body..." "... theystoppedMr.Jackson when he was riding out of town." "When I realized how angry they were, I moved the trial." "That's why I sent for you." "And they decided to lynch my defendant." "Daddy, let's ride." "Let's get the hell out of here." "We can go to Mexico." "travis:" "No, son, you can't do that." "He's a territorial prisoner waiting for trial." "I can't let my father hang for something he didn't do." "l promise you a fair trial." "With all due respect..." "... howmanyNegroesgonnabe on that jury?" "That's enough, Nathan." "Ain't nothing more important to me than being a free man." "And there's one thing every free man gets in America..." "... andthat'shisday incourt." "I want mine." "Come on, Dad." "LlTEFOOT:" "Afternoon, gentlemen." "I'm James Litefoot." "travis:" "Where the blazes did you come from?" "Judge Travis, I know you have a low opinion of me..." "... butthetruthofthematteris..." "... nobodybutyourprofessionalshootists could have stopped Sheriff Stains today." "Every man in this territory has a right to a fair trial." "I couldn't agree more." "Which is why I have been retained by the good people of Eagle Bend..." "... toprosecutethiscrime." "Hell you will." "Crime was committed in Eagle Bend, Your Honor." "It's their right." "Now, a sizable contingent of citizens from Eagle Bend..." "... willbeheretoattendthetrial." "My strong advice, sir, would be to appoint some of them to the jury." "It would be not only prudent, but fair." "Fair?" "They was gonna hang that man without a trial." "All right, Litefoot." "You're appointed prosecutor." "Tell Sheriff Stains I'll pick some people for the jury from Eagle Bend." "It's unorthodox, but I want this trial to be fair for everyone." "You can also tell the sheriff we're on the job here." "That he will, gentlemen." "That he will." "Good day." "Can I have a cell like that?" "Ma'am." "Nathan." "Ma'am." "l'll get you some blankets." "Make it real comfortable for you." "Daddy?" "Daddy, you all right?" "Fine. I'm fine." "Look at you." "Grown into a fine man." "After I knew you made it north..." "... Iusedto dreamaboutyou..." "... livingasafreeman." "Daddy, you didn't have to stay." "You could have come with me." "I would have slowed you down." "You, uh, want some supper?" "After a while." "All right." "How's he holding up?" "Same as he always was." "They wanna lock him up, he says, "Yes, sir, lock me up. "" "They wanna put him on trial, he says, "Yes, sir, put me on trial. "" "He'd help tie the noose if they asked him to." "He's your father." "What's the matter with you?" "When I was about 7 years old..." "... ourownersdecidedtosell him and us kids away from our mother." "Put us on a wagon and we ended up going to Alabama." "She stayed behind in Georgia." "And after a while, he had told me that she died." "Now, I was just a little boy at the time, but all that time..." "... Iwaitedforhim tofind away to keep our mother with us..." "... oruswithher ." "But he never said one word." "He didn't do anything." "He didn't argue, he didn't even beg." "He didn't put up one damn ounce of fight to keep our family together." "Harsh." "He should have done something." "What are you doing with all that string?" "Keeping my mind busy." "What's a white lady doing in jail?" "My own son locked me up." "Sometimes they don't rightly appreciate what you do for them." "Truer words were never spoken." "[EZRA chuckling ]" "Well, well." "My, my." "It's a touch baroque, but I like what you've done with the place." "What do you want?" "EZRA:" "Hmm." "Perhaps I could be persuaded to act as your advocate." "You?" "[LAUGHS]" "You're the one who had me locked up." "I don't find your story compellingly truthful." "Well, I don't care what you think." "I know I'm innocent." "All right, suit yourself." "Holler if you change your mind." "[EZRA chuckling ]" "The judge says one of us needs to represent my father." "I don't think it should be me." "Chris?" "What?" "Hell, Nathan, you know Chris don't say more than three words in a day." "My apologies, Nathan, but I have legal issues of my own to deal with." "That's all right, Ezra." "I wasn't thinking about asking you." "Well, what you need is an honest, well-spoken..." "... handsomemanforthisjob." "Fine, I'll do it." "Ain't nobody gonna listen to a youngster." "Buck, you see a pretty girl in that courtroom, you're gonna be:" "I was thinking about Vin." "I get too nervous in front of a crowd." "What about Josiah?" "He studied Cherokee law." "That should count for something." "And he's got a suit." "Josiah." "Would you do this for me?" "Nathan." "I'd be honored." "What in the hell kind of sissy rig is that?" "Well, evening, boys." "Mrs. Standish in there, I hope." "You must be Mr. Wingo." "wingo:" "My reputation has preceded me." "Happy to hear that." "Oh." "Maudie." "Oh, Maudie, light of my life." "You skunk." "You're a beautiful woman, Maudie." "And even more beautiful when there's fire in your eyes." "You put those cuff links in my bag, didn't you?" "Admit it." "Say the word and I'll set you free." "Never." "When as in silks my Maudie goes" "Don't try to sweet-talk me." "Then methinks how sweetly flows" "You tell these people I didn't take your cuff links and get me out of here." "Then when I cast my eyes and see" "Quit it, I hate that poem." "That brave vibration each way free" "Ezra, make him leave." "Oh, no, this is beautiful." "God, I can't bear it." "Maudie, I've substituted your lovely name for Julia's." "I don't think Robert Herrick would have minded." "Get out." "lf l can't have you, then the jailer can." "Uh." "[WlNGO LAUGHS]" "Hot-blooded, passionate." "What a woman." "Maudie." "My, my." "I don't know how you manage to resist such a display of ardor." "stains:" "We'll bear witness." "We'll be on the jury." "Mr. Litefoot here is gonna look after our interests here at Eagle Bend." "You have entrusted me with this case..." "... andsoIguaranteetoyourightnow that this man will be convicted." "And hung, or" "Or you get your money back." "All right, let's ride." "Your name..." "... Obediah." "Obediah was a, uh, prophet of God." "He predicted the downfall of the Edomites." "The Edomites were an arrogant people." "They thought they were better than everybody." "They tried to destroy Obediah's people, but-- lt didn't work." "Obediah's people rose up." "Justice was served." "Anything you wanna tell me before we go to trial?" "No, sir." "This Obediah just wants his day in court." "You tell a story like that, Josiah..." "... you'lldojustfine." "EZRA:" "Josiah." "So you have any biblical parables on hand for unrepentant grifters?" "No." "Someone here to see you." "travis:" "Mrs. Standish, I presume." "l'm Judge Travis." "My goodness." "You are even more impressive than your reputation." "Yeah?" "Well... ." "My daughter-in-law believes that Mr. Wingo's charges may be false." "I wanna know why Mr. Wingo would cause..." "... hisproperty to be discovered on you." "Well?" "What will happen to me if I'm found guilty?" "Are you saying the charges are true?" "Definitely not." "travis:" "Madam, get yourself in hand." "Mr. Jackson's going on trial for murder." "I don't have any time for horseplay." "Mr. Wingo is adamant that you stole his property." "And you are equally adamant that you did not." "I wanna know the truth, and I wanna know it quickly." "Ezra, are you acting as my attorney or not?" "Not so long as you leave me in the dark." "Ezra, take care of this." "I got a trial to convene." "Good day." "My, my, my, judge." "You are the handsomest man I've ever met." "Hasn't anybody ever told you that?" "Why, you're the first prisoner." "Excuse me." "Why are you protecting that darkie?" "You ever heard of something called a fair trial?" "My family pulled up roots in Pennsylvania." "We spent every dime we had on a plantation in South Carolina." "My father, my brothers, died in the war." "I come back home to find..." "... scalawagsandfreeNegroes had stole my land." "Where's my fair trial?" "Sheriff Stains... ." "... Idon'tgiveadamn aboutyourpast." "You're in our town now." "I heard you're fast." "I heard that too." "All right, Moth" " Ma'am..." "... IbroughtMr.Wingo." "We'reallgonna sit down and work this out." "Over my dead body." "That can be arranged." "Come along." "Oh, good day, beautiful Maudie." "You corpulent cockroach." "That's enough." "You claim Mr. Wingo put those cuff links in your bag." "True?" "He put them there so I'd agree to marry him." "Blackmail, Mr. Wingo?" "No, no, she stole them." "If she'd marry me, I'd agree to forget the thing." "Preston, I don't wanna marry you." "Why, Maudie?" "You know I love you." "Because I've been married five times." "I just don't wanna do it again." "I don't like being tied down, treated like a servant." "I would never treat you that way, Maudie." "Never ever." "Would you be willing to put that in writing?" "If it meant Maudie would marry me, yes, I would." "What's this?" "Judge doesn't allow any firearms in court." "Well, if you're gonna wear them, I'm gonna wear them." "travis:" "The United States Territorial Circuit Court is now in session." "In the matter of The people v. Obediah Jackson howdoesthedefendantplead?" "Not guilty, Your Honor." "[MEN BOOlNG ]" "[JUDGE BANGS GAVEL]" "Mr. Litefoot, you may make your opening statement." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "Your Honor..." "... gentlemenofthejury." "Today, you will judge a murder." "A murder so depraved..." "... thatallmenofconscience must cry out for justice." "The people will prove that one Obediah Jackson, a Negro..." "... notoftheseparts..." "... did,withmaliceaforethought..." "... beatuntothedeath..." "... abelovedcitizenofEagleBend, Mr. Jonah Catchings." "Gentlemen, such a crime must be punished to the limits of our laws..." "... whichinthiscasecompelus to demand..." "... alife..." "... fora life." "[APPLAUDlNG ]" "[GAVEL BANGS]" "Mr. Sanchez, do you have an opening statement?" "A, uh... ." "A great..." "... Cherokeeshaman once said to me:" ""To cross a mountain..." "... youmustfirstwalkupto it ."" "I think that explains..." "... whatweareall doinghere today." "Come on, Josiah, get good." "Old Jonah dragged him off his horse and throwed him down." "Then the Negro followed him down the street." "That's when he killed him." "So you... ." "You actually saw him do it?" "No, sir." "I come around the comer by the feed lot and there was Jonah." "His face was mushed in and there was blood all over." "He was deader than a hammer." "Did you see the murder take place?" "I'd have said so, wouldn't I?" "That's when I seen that fella there galloping out of town." "I drawed down on him and I told him to halt." "There was blood on his hands." "I didn't see it happen neither." "Sit down." "Gentlemen of the jury, consider the facts here." "Strange man, covered in blood, racing away from the scene of the crime." "I don't know about you, but I don't need no eyewitness to make sense of this." "Obediah Jackson is a murderer!" "MEN:" "Yes, he is." "All right, save it, Litefoot." "The people rest, Your Honor." "MAN:" "Put him in the ground." "[APPLAUSE AND chattering ]" "[GAVEL BANGS] I'd like to thank you, Mr. Judge, for giving me my day in court." "I'd like to thank my son's friend, Josiah..." "... forstandingup here..." "... representingme in front of all you good people here." "I'll tell you the truth now." "I followed Mr. Catchings behind the feed lot just like they said." "And then..." "... beathimto death with my bare hands." "[chattering ]" "[MEN shouting ]" "travis:" "Order." "Order." "Order." "Order." "Order in the court." "Order." "I said, quiet." "Now." "You freely admit you killed this man?" "Yes, sir." "But this is my day in court, and I aim to finish." "I wanna tell how I came to know Mr. Catchings, the man I killed." "I wanna tell this so my son will know." "Mr. Catchings was the overseer on the cotton plantation in Georgia..." "... wherel slaved with my wife and children..." "... 1 9 yearsago." "I don't need to say how bad life was to a slave." "We worked from sunup to dark." "We got whip." "We got sold." "We ain't had no hope." "But this is what I need my son to know about what I did." "When our little boy was 7 year old..." "... hismama..." "... wasforcedintocarnalrelations with Mr. Catchings." "What Mr. Catchings told her was that if she didn't..." "... he'dselltheboy awayfrom us." "Seven years old." "He'd sell him away from his mama and daddy." "My wife..." "... couldn'tbearthethoughtofthat." "So she went to his bed." "When she found out she was in a family way..." "... shewasso afraid it would be that man's baby." "She lost her mind." "Walked into the river." "Drowned herself." "I would have killed Mr. Catchings then." "But me and the children was loaded on wagon in chains..." "... thatsameday,soldtoAlabama." "It took a lot of spirit out of me." "And I hope my son understands why now." "So you see..." "... whenI hadthechance to kill that man..." "... alltheseyearslater..." "... Ihadto do it ." "I reckon I'll find out soon enough if God hold me to judgment." "But I'm glad I did it." "I have to say, this is-- Well, it's a little unusual." "Um, what shall I call this document?" "A pre-matrimonial stipulation agreement binding to both parties." "All right." "Where do we start?" "First and most important..." "... shemustbe availableondemand to the marriage bed." "Except when I'd rather not." "Agreed." "And he will, of course, have accounts set up in my name..." "... atallthestoresandsalonsintown ." "Of course." "Because she has to do the cooking and shopping for the house." "Only if you want to starve to death." "You'll want a chef and a maid." "Trust me." "Fine." "And he must absolutely stop spouting that maudlin poetry at all hours." "Only if she agrees to wear her wedding ring..." "... whenshe'soutinthepubliceye." "l'll pick out the ring." "Mm-mm." "Agreed." "is that it, then?" "Can't think of anything else." "Neither can I." "You both agree the wedding will be tomorrow..." "... andthatallchargeswill bedropped upon return of Mr. Wingo's cuff links." "Agreed." "Agreed." "I think we've made some sort of frontier history today." "Until tomorrow, beautiful Maudie." "[SPEAKS in FRENCH]" "MAUDE:" "Until tomorrow, Preston." "Well, Mother, you're a free woman." "Go and sin no more." "Ezra, you haven't done much to gladden my heart in your life." "I'm proud to be your mother." "Thank you, Mary." "Daddy." "All those years." "Why didn't you ever tell me?" "I tried to, son, but I couldn't." "You had enough troubles..." "... withoutcarryingthisburden in your heart." "No." "That made me sound too damn noble." "Truth be told..." "... Ijustdidn'thad the courage." "And I didn't want you to think bad of your mama." "She was a brave woman." "Yes, sir. lt was." "And all this time, I thought bad of you." "You got consumption, don't you?" "That's why I come looking for you." "travis:" "Mr. Jackson has confessed his guilt in open court." "The jury is dismissed." "[GAVEL BANGS]" "Keep your seats." "Sit down." "The people of Eagle Bend..." "... demandtobe heard,YourHonor." "travis:" "Speak your peace, Mr. Litefoot." "What concerns me here, Your Honor..." "... andshouldconcernall ofyou, is the following:" "If we allow one former slave..." "... togetaway with killing his former overseer..." "... donotallformerslaveshavetheright to kill their former overseers?" "What's next?" "They'll kill their former owners." "Pretty soon, they'd be killing all us white folk." "We need to send a message here." "A message that says that no man has the right..." "... northeexcuse..." "... totakethelife of another human being." "Thank you." "[APPLAUSE AND chattering ]" "[GAVEL BANGS]" "Mr. Sanchez, do you have anything to say?" "Yes, I do, Your Honor." "Just for a moment, I would like you to try on Obediah's boots." "A man walks into your house..." "... hetakesyourwife..." "... andherapesher ." "And you are powerless to stop it." "He rapes your wife..." "... andthenhe threatenstotake your 7-year-old child away from you." "And you..." "... arepowerlessto stopit." "Imagine what that must be like..." "... havingtostandthere and watch this grievous harm..." "... bedoneto yourlovedones ." "And you're powerless to stop it." "I would kill that man." "You." "You would kill that man." "But Obediah Jackson could not kill that man." "Not until 20 years later." "When Obediah Jackson saw Jonah Catchings again..." "... herememberedall that he had suffered..." "... athisvicioushand and once again felt the sting..." "... ofMr.Catchings'abuse." "Can any of you declare you would have acted any differently?" "I believe the answer is no." "If ever any man deserved to die, Jonah Catchings was that man." "For all that he imposed on Obediah and his family..." "... doubtlesslyonmany, many others." "And just as surely..." "... IbelieveObediahJackson deserves to live." "I believe that..." "... asstronglyas Ibelieve in God's eternal love." "When you pass judgment on this man, Your Honor..." "... onthisdecent,long-sufferingman..." "... whohasenduredendlessyears of deprivation and finally..." "... finallyhasachancetoliveout his last days as a free man..." "... Ibegyou..." "... searchyourheart and do what is right and just." "Let Obediah Jackson live." "[APPLAUDlNG AND chattering ]" "Josiah, you silver-tongued devil." "[GAVEL banging ]" "This court is in recess until there is order." "If ever there was a justifiable killing, this is it." "It's still murder." "Catchings caused the death of Obediah's wife." "The law allows you to defend your family." "Twenty years later?" "The law doesn't allow for that." "MARY:" "You can't hang him." "He doesn't have long to live." "What?" "He's got consumption." "Nathan told me he doesn't have much time." "The court is now in session." "Quiet down." "Quiet." "I feel great sympathy for this man." "However, I'm one of the bearers of the law to this territory..." "... soI haveno choice." "Obediah Jackson..." "... you'reguiltyof murder by your own admission." "You are hereby sentenced to hang for your crime." "[ Skipped item nr. 574 ]" "[HOOTlNG AND applauding ]" "[GAVEL banging ]" "What?" "As I see him as no immediate threat to the community..." "... theexecutionwillbecarriedout at a time in the future..." "... whenI deemit necessary." "For the present, the defendant will remain under house arrest..." "... inthecustodyofMr.Chris Larabee, sworn officer of the court." "This court is adjourned." "[chattering ]" "Nathan, get your father out of sight." "All right, listen up." "I don't care what the judge says." "You can't murder a citizen of Eagle Bend and get away with it." "So, by God, if they won't hang him, we'll do it for them." "You heard the judge." "Go home." "You stole my bullets." "Now, careful, mister, we'll send them back." "stains:" "Uh-huh." "It sure is easy to look tough..." "... whenyouhaveloadedweapons and we don't." "I guess you men wouldn't be interested in a fair fight, would you?" "Well, I think we can manage a fair fight." "What do you say, boys?" "Oh, I love a fair fight." "[MEN grunting ]" "[GUNSHOT]" "Leave my boy alone." "Sheriff, I could kill you right now." "But truth be told, I don't want to." "You want to kill me, but I ain't gonna kill you." "Because it ain't right." "You know that." "And I know that." "Justice has been done here today." "Now, go home." "Come on, get out of here." "Get on your horses." "Whoo!" "Here you go." "Thank you, son." "What's this?" "Boiled skunk?" "Some herbs." "They'll help with the cough." "I'm proud of you, Daddy." "You've made me proud too, son." "Grown into a fine man, yes, sir." "I'm glad I got to see it." "Here." "I made this for your horse." "It's a bridle." "It's beautiful." "I came all this way." "Want to bring my son a present." "You already did." "You already did." "[ORGAN playing ]" "MAUDE:" "Yah!" "Giddyup." "Aw, hell." "Where do you think you're going?" "You didn't think for a moment..." "... Iwasgonnamarrythat dreadfulman, did you?" "You" "You signed a contract." "Yes, and he dropped the charges." "I'm free as a bird." "Well, what am I supposed to do?" "What you've always done, sweet boy." "Just what your mother tells you." "I was gonna mail it." "Yah!" "Giddyup." "Well?" "I have a message for you from the bride." "It seems to be a poem." ""With apologies to Robert Herrick." "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may" "old Time is still a-fIying" "And this same flower That smiles today" "will never have To set eyes on you again" "You bloated wood tick" "P.S. Thank you for the lovely carriage. "" "What a woman."
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"Whoo!" "Security breach in the gem room." "Yes." "Sweet, Renee." "Awesome, Teresa." "Hi, Barbie." "Hey, Chelsea." "That's my sister." "You rock, Teresa." "Whoo-hoo!" "Thanks, Mila." "You go, Renee." "Go, girl." "Ha, ha." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks, Aunt Zoe." "It's so sweet that she came." "Actually, has she ever missed a meet?" "Uh, probably not." "Other than watching TV and knitting," "I don't think she has much going on." "Athletes, take your places." "The competition will begin momentarily." "Go!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "Yeah, Barbie!" "Whoo!" "Um, but I'm not ready yet." "I wanna practice one more time, real quick." "Relax, you'll be great." "Ladies and gentlemen, these are the golden cup championship qualifying trials." "Wow, Patricia just raised the bar." "You know what that means." "Time to bring our A game." "Pandora's pyramid." "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Uh..." "Get it together, Barbie." "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Barbie!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Unh!" " Oh!" " Oh, no!" "Ugh." "I totally psyched myself out." "Don't be so hard on yourself." "We still qualified for the championship." "Barely." "You just need to get out of your head." "Yeah." "Stop worrying so much." "Oh, it's Auntie Zoe." "Hey, Auntie Z. What's up?" "How would my three favorite gymnasts like to join me for a relaxing picnic?" "We do like picnics." "Sure." "Sounds like fun." "Oh, great." "I know just the spot." "I'll text you the location." "Okay." "See you." "See?" "Things are looking up already." "Wow, what an amazing view." "Yeah, but it's kind of in the middle of nowhere." "It's exactly what she texted me." "It is pretty perfect for a picnic." "Oh, come on, guys." "You know I like to be prepared." "Um, you got any food in there?" "She's really late." "Let's give her a few more minutes." "What?" "Whoa." "What is this place?" "Come on." "Let's check it out." "Uh, why?" "Are you kidding?" "The Hollywood sign just opened up." "How can we not go inside?" "Well, if you put it like that..." "What about your aunt Zoe?" "Ah!" "Now what?" "Um, what just happened?" "We just got body-scanned." "Cool." "Mmm, guys, I don't think we should go in." "Come on, what's the worst that could happen?" "Where do you think it goes?" "Huh?" "Wow." "Just try to blend in." "Wow, that's a fusion-powered jetpack." "Aah." "Whoa!" "Whoa." "Zip-line backpack?" "Cool!" "If I had that backpack, I'd never walk again." "Whoa." "What a sweet ride." "Oh!" "Awesome." " Is that a build-your-own-pizza bar?" " All you can eat." "Huh?" "Open 24 hours." "I see you've found the picnic spot." "Auntie Zoe?" "What are you doing here?" "Girls, welcome to I-3, the International Intelligence and Innovation Agency." "I didn't really bring you here for a picnic." "I brought you here because we have a very important mission for you." "Wait, you're the head of an international intelligence agency?" "And you want us to become secret agents 'cause why?" "Allow me to explain." "Wow." "There have been five robberies in the last five weeks, all involving rare ancient gemstones." "There are three remaining gems that, if stolen and assembled correctly, can be quite destructive." "Many years ago, the agency developed a gem-powered EMP weapon." "Electromagnetic pulse technology." "But it was deemed too dangerous." "We disbanded the program and destroyed the tech." "But it looks like it's been reassembled." "It is imperative we stop the jewel thief before she steals the three remaining gems." "Why not just get them yourselves?" "Well, for one, we think the thief is working for someone." "And you want us to find out who?" "How are we going to do that?" "As you can see, the suspect in question is no ordinary thief." "Our cat burglar displays a level of athletic skill and agility that has made them virtually uncatchable." "Believe me, we've tried." "But you girls could change all that." "Can we just back up for a sec?" "How long have you been British?" "Really?" "You're hung up on that?" "Uh, yeah." "The Auntie Zoe I know loves to wear tracksuits and knit cat clothing." "Aunt Zoe is my cover, dear." "This is the real me." "You think we can be secret agents and catch this thief?" "Without question, my dear." "I've been watching you compete since you were little." "I have never seen such raw talent." "Acrobatics and agility." "Power and strength." "Precision and focus." "Of course, you'll need some additional training." "But I have no doubt that you're exactly what the agency needs to apprehend the suspect." "Miss Z, they need you in operations." "Excuse me, girls." "This should only take a moment." "I can't believe it." "We're gonna be secret agents." "Uh, no, we're not." "We're gymnasts." "We have curfews." "We still sleep with stuffed animals." "Speak for yourself." "Guys, seriously." "Who doesn't want to become a spy?" "You get to wear disguises, travel the world, have amazing adventures." "That may sound great to you, Miss Always-Up-for-Anything." "But me?" "I like to avoid potentially dangerous situations." "Wait." "Did you say "dangerous"?" "I'm in." "And besides, we're training for the championship." "We can't do both." "Yes, we can." "Teresa, the chance to do something this cool and make a real difference doesn't come along every day." "We have to give it a shot." "Come on." "Please?" "Fine." "So, what do you girls say?" "When do we get started?" "I knew I could count on you." "Follow me." "I'll get you set up." "As if you don't still sleep with stuffed animals." "Shh." "So, when do you think the thief will make their next move?" "Based on our threat-assessment experts' analysis, we expect the thief's next strike to occur in the next 24 hours." "So, we need to get you field ready as quickly as possible." "I'm sorry, but that accent is seriously freaking me out, Auntie Zoe." "You'll get used to it, dear." "Oh, and while we're at work," "I think it's best to call me by my agency name, Miss Z." "Now, it's important that we keep the EMP's resurgence quiet." "Letting the public know would only spread panic and chaos." "Yeah, we wouldn't want any of that." "Is that a 10-zettabyte server housing a threat matrix analyzer?" "One hundred zettabytes." "It powers the agency worldwide." "How did you..." "Heh." "I read a lot of Wired magazine." "Don't believe everything you read." "Girls, this is Agent Dunbar." "He will be your training specialist." "Nice to meet you." " You too..." "Ah!" " Meow." "Aw, so cute." "Hey there, robo-kitty." "What's your name?" "Violet." "What's yours?" "A talking robot cat." "Cool." "Violet is actually one of our tech bots." "Quite indispensable when it comes to surveillance and gadgetry in the field." "So, the cat-lady thing isn't just a cover, huh?" "Not entirely." "All right, then." "Agent Dunbar, I believe it's time to get our new recruits started." "Ahem." "Ladies, this way." "There's a lot to see." "Good luck, girls." "And welcome aboard." "And that's our disguise dispensary." "Look at all the disguises." "We could play dress-up in there for days." "Heh." "Wow." "Aah!" "Aw." "Ooh." "What happens in there?" "That is on a need-to-know basis, and you do not need to know." "Whoa." "We're about to enter the invention lab." "Every gadget, weapon and disguise utilized in the field is created, tested and perfected in here." "Whoa!" "Uh, sorry about that." "Our young inventor apparently finished robotics school two years ahead of his class." " Sweet." " Hmm." "Hmm." "Uh, anybody see my "World's Best Inventor" mug?" "I used it to test out a new invisibility spray, and now I can't find it." "Lazslo." "The new recruits." "Right." "I'm sorry." " Hello." " Ahem." "Uh, hi, welcome." "Everyone." "Welcome, everyone." "Lazslo, didn't you have something for the girls?" "Oh yes, of course." "Um, right this way, ladies." "Hey, cool." "Did you make this?" "Oh, yeah, that's one of my security prototypes." "I'm having a little trouble getting it to meet durability standards." "That, and his glide ratio is only clocking in at 4-to-1." "I was just thinking if I increase the wingspan, it could change..." "Have you considered using a Graphene metal composite coding for the build?" "Hey, that might work." "You know about this sort of thing?" "I've been toying with some robot designs of my own." "I think you have a fan." "Right." "Did you really invent all this stuff?" "By yourself?" "Aren't you, like, 12?" "I'm 17, actually." "I sort of had a knack for biomechanics since I was little." "Huh?" "Right." "But you can't do anything without a great team." "This is my right-hand man..." "Uh, hand." "Speaking of teams..." "Right." "This is your tech bot, Percy." "And by "yours," I mean all three of you." "Not just you." "Although..." "Aw, you are so cute." "Who's a handsome boy?" "You are." "Yes, you are." "I know." "I'm adorable." "Now that we've got that out of the way, what do you say we lose the baby talk, eh?" " Huh?" " Oh, excuse us, uh, sir?" "You're sixth-generation alpha series, aren't you?" "Well, if you're free later, I..." "Sorry, Whiskers, no can do." "I'm on the clock 24/7, 365." "Come on, Percy." "I could combine your software debugging appointments." "I don't think so." "All right, ladies." "Playtime's over." "If they make it past training, I'll send them back for the rest." "Good luck!" "I found my invisible mug!" "The first rule of being a secret agent is tell no one you are a secret agent." "Yes, sir." " Roger that." " Loud and clear." "Would anyone like to take a wild guess at the second rule?" "Uh..." "Don't bother." "It's the same as the first." "The third rule is..." "Don't tell anyone you're a secret agent." "No." "Know how to defend yourself." "At ease." "We'll get to that." "Oh, heh." "First I need to assess your abilities." "What happened to your body?" "I forgot to tell you." "There's a button on your belt that activates stealth mode." "Awesome." "Cool." "I'm a floating head, I'm a floating head." "Hey, guys, look, I totally blend." "We so have to add this to our routine." "Ha, ha." "Aw." "Now, keep in mind that becoming a great agent is not merely about focus and talent." "It is about determination, concentration, stamina and teamwork." "Not a problem, Agent Dunbar." "Hmm." "We'll see." "Prepare yourselves, ladies, for your first challenge." "This might look easy, but trust me, it's not." "Don't worry." "There's a device on your utility belt to the left of your buckle." "Hmm?" "Whoa." "Sweet." "Whoa." " They're rappelling backpacks." " Hmm." "Cool." "Oh, awesome." "Piece of cake." "Uh, unless the rope breaks and we instantly plunge to the ground." "What are the odds of that happening?" "5082-to-1." "And by instantly, I'm talking three seconds." "Maybe less, based on body mass, air temperature and wind resistance." "You're a real ray of sunshine, aren't you?" "Teresa, you got this." "You'll be fine." "Just breathe." "Sure, the cat gets nap mode, and I get this." "Yes." " Go, Renee!" " Whoo!" "Nice." " See, I told you." "Piece of cake." " Give me a high five." "Oh." "Save the celebrations, ladies." "You still have two more challenges and very little time." "To successfully navigate this laser field, you must maintain concentration at all times." "Oh, no." "Ready, team?" "Uh..." "Unh." "Hmm." "You're up." "Heh." "Renee, you gotta slow down." "Or you could speed up." "Hmm." "Guys, it's all good." "We just gotta make it through one more section." "Ah!" "The handspring combo from our routine should do the trick." "Come on, Teresa." "Yes!" "Ah." "No alarms triggered." "Hmm." "Sometimes taking the path less traveled is the best way to apprehend a suspect." "This one will be easy." "Your training partners have been programmed to attack, block and generally make your lives difficult." "Easy, huh?" "Um..." "Let's do this." "Ah!" "Whoa." "What are the odds of this ever being the best way to get somewhere?" "Slim to absolute zero." "Hmm." "Look out!" "Seriously?" "Think of it like playing a video game." "Over here!" "Uh..." "Whoa." "Whoo-hoo!" "Made it!" "Hmm, not bad, heh." "Not bad at all." "You can say that again." "High five!" "Tough room." "Congratulations, ladies." "You're cleared for your first mission." "You may have only a small amount of free time." "I suggest you use it wisely." "Go get your gear." "Yeah!" " Nicely done." " High five!" "Whoo!" "That was amazing!" "You were all..." "Hi-ya!" "Hi-ya!" "And tumble, tumble, tumble." "And..." "Huh-ya!" "I saw it all on surveillance." "Oh, yeah." "Follow me." "Graduation presents!" " Whoa." " Cool." "For you." "Huh?" "Uh, not just you." "All of you." "Which obviously includes you." "Uh, shall we?" " Wow." " Whoa, cool." "Careful with that." "Seriously?" "I'm a girl." "It's lip gloss." "Oops, sorry." "Lip gloss, ha-ha-ha..." "Giggle, ha-ha-ha..." "Taser." "I am so keeping this." "Here." "Try this one." "It's safer for me." "Hmm?" "Whoa." "A mini-scanner." "Ah!" "With infrared heat signatures!" "What's so special about this?" "Ooh, soft." " What?" "Is it not my color?" " Ha, ha." "Mmm, something like that." "Uh, you might wanna look in a mirror." "Uh, no offense, Lazslo, but this thing's adjustable, right?" "Yeah, sure." "That's just the prototype." "Hmm." "Phew." "Huh?" "Oh." "A stick." "Cool." "Still working on that, too?" "Not just a stick." "A Gymnastic Launching Innovative Spy Stick." "GLISS." "Oh." "A super-high-tech, weird-sounding stick." "I don't know." "I think it sounds cool." "Allow me to demonstrate." "You're gonna love this." "Stylish." "The GLISS and the bracelet work together." "Here, give it a try." "Whoa." "This is cool." " Wow." " Whoa." "Huh." "So cool." " Whoa." " Ah!" "If you're wearing the bracelet, the GLISS will always come back to you." "Really?" "Awesome." "Thanks, Lazslo." "It does more the more you use it, too." "And you can send it messages from these Keypad Nails." "Whoa." "Keypad Nails?" "Give them a try." "Hey, Barbie." "Incoming." "Cool." "Huh." "I wonder if it would work with synaptic interfacing." "That's a great idea." "You're so amazing." "Uh, you are all amazing, heh, heh." " Thank you." " Yeah, thanks so much, Lazslo." " Seriously." " Wait." "There's more." "Huh?" "Whoa." "Sweet, am I right?" "He's right." "Amazing." "They're yours." "Surprise!" " Ours?" " What?" "No way." "These babies are loaded." "Titanium-reinforced body." "Holographic view screen." "Night-vision windshield." "A sparkle-bomb launcher for a diversion and a sidecar for your favorite tech bot." "That would be me." "Okay." "You're serious?" "This is for us?" "Every great secret agent needs a sweet ride." "They're Hairdo Helmets." "Not only do these babies protect your head, they protect you from helmet hair." "Dude, I don't know how you come up with all this, but I like it." "You girls have ridden before, right?" " Of course." " I'm a pro." "Just like riding a bike!" "Whoa." "Ah!" "Aah!" "Uh, heh-heh-heh." "Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Careful out there!" "Thanks, Lazslo!" "Whoa." "Ugh." "I hate to say it, but Dunbar was right." "Being a secret agent isn't as easy as it looks." "Ugh, I know." "Even my eyelashes are tired." "Ugh, good thing there's no homework in secret-agent school." "Secret-agent school?" "Does that actually exist?" "'Cause I would totally go there." "Me, too!" "Right?" "Ha, ha." "I mean, who wouldn't?" "Heh, heh, you know, if there was such a thing." "Which there absolutely isn't." "No, there is not." "Uh..." "Hey, Chelsea, Mila, would you guys mind grabbing our hoops from the equipment room while we warm up?" "Sure." "Whew." "My bad." "I did not see them behind us." "Spy Squad." "It's go time." " Ah!" " Sweet." "Let's roll." "Huh?" "Where'd they go?" "Spy Squad is en route." "Good." "Satellite surveillance has just detected a security breach inside the penthouse owned by billionaire Griffin Pitts." "Pulling up building schematics now." "What makes you think our jewel thief is behind this break-in?" "Mr. Pitts is also one of the world's biggest collectors of art and gems." "Percy will meet you on scene." "Now, agents, I must remind you." "This is a covert operation." "Don't trigger any alarms and leave no trace." "Remember your training, and make me proud." "About time you ladies got here." "Hey, Percy." "Wow, love these Hairdo Helmets." "Come on, the chase is my favorite part of the job." "Let's do this." "Activate stealth mode." "Proceed with caution." "Hmm, no signs of forced entry." "Maybe it was a false alarm." "Accessing security system." "Oops." "Let me save you the trouble." "I'm up here, and you're too late." "But if it makes you feel any better, love the outfits." "Ha-ha-ha." "Too bad you don't have the jewels to go with them." "No, but we're about to." "If that's as fast as you can go, you might as well give up now." "Percy, see if you can deactivate the lasers while we take care of her." "I'm on it." "Whew." " Teresa!" "Incoming!" " Huh?" "Here I come!" "Renee!" "Look out!" "Whoa!" " Heh, heh, heh." " Hey!" "Sure you don't wanna stop and wait for your little friends?" "Ah, where is it?" "Where is it?" "Oh, ladies." " Catch." " Oh, no!" "Huh?" "Laser frequency located and terminated." "You're all mine now." "Yoo-hoo!" "Up there!" "Huh?" "How did we lose her?" "There!" "Come on." "Chase me already." "Let's go." "Are you kidding me?" "Come on, this is our moment to shine." "Catch the thief, get the gem, save the world." "Okay." " Oh, no." " Grr." " Heh, heh, heh." " You gotta stop looking down." "I can't." "Aw, trouble in paradise?" "Pressure's on." "What you gonna do?" "Play it safe or try and catch me?" "Hmm, this is why I work alone." "You can do this, T." "It's just like we practiced." "Hurry!" "She's getting away!" "Ugh, and I'm out of rope." "Take a deep breath." " Ready?" " Mmm-hmm." " Aah!" " Oh, no!" "Wish I could stay and hang, but you know me." "Places to go, things to steal." "Failing one mission isn't the end of the world, girls." "But the higher-ups aren't known for their patience." "Especially when it comes to losing the Firestorm Ruby." " Don't worry, Percy." " Oh!" "You know, they really ought to have you wear a bell or something." "Miss Z, it was totally my fault." "The team did great." "I'm the one who messed up." "Let's just chalk it up to beginner nerves and move forward." "Shall we?" "Tomorrow night, the National Museum is holding an invitation-only gala for its exhibition of ancient gemstones." "To ensure the highest level of secrecy, you'll need to infiltrate the event undercover." "I had Lazslo pull some options for you." "You can go see him now." "Dismissed." "Undercover?" "That means disguises." "Ooh, these brushes are soft." "Told you." "Oh, let me try." "Ooh, super soft." "Huh?" "What?" "Uh, even I don't wanna see that much of me." "Try these instead." "Thanks, Lazslo." "These'll be great for tonight." "You're welcome." "I mean, you're all welcome." "Anytime." "Ooh, and perfume." "Wait!" "That's not perfume." "That's..." "A sparkle bomb." "Great for distractions." "I'll take a few of these." " You coming?" " Heh." " See you." " Good luck tonight." "Hey!" "You know what would go great with these?" "Let me guess." " Pizza?" " Yep." "You guys in?" " Why not?" " Uh, you guys go ahead." "I'll meet you later." "I'm gonna practice with my GLISS." "Okay, see you later." "We'll save you a slice." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Whoa." "Huh?" "Unh!" "Yes!" "You're getting pretty good with that." "I'm just playing around." "I get it." "It's about enjoying yourself, not being perfect." "I guess so." "Doing something you enjoy is always a good way to get out of your head." "You can control it, you know?" "Your mind." "Like you control the GLISS." "What do you mean?" "Have you ever tried visualizing?" "It's a way to train your brain like you train your body." "Before you do whatever you're trying to do, you picture yourself accomplishing it." "Then you do." "See it, then be it." "Hmm." "Why don't you go get some rest?" "You have a big night ahead of you." "I'll check in with you on my comm link when I'm in position." "Okay, Percy." "We'll see you inside." "Let's go, girls." "You are late." "Ahh, don't tell me the academy sent me trainees again." " No, sir." " We're fully trained." "Fine." "Give me 350 shrimp and 200 mini egg rolls." "Now." "Oui, chef." "Order up." "Remember, this is just our cover." "Yeah, we don't actually have to do it." "I don't hear the plating." "Oh, yes, we do." "A disguise is more than just an outfit." "You have to feel the chef." "Be the chef." "Whoa." "Aah!" "Sorry." " I got you." " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Ta-da." "Oh, no." "I'm in position." "You're clear for phase two." "Copy that." "What have you done to my kitchen?" "What..." "Grr." "Quick, this way." "You guys look stunning." "You look pretty amazing yourself, Barbie." "Thanks." "I don't see anything suspicious." "Do you?" "We have a breach." "Northwest corner." "Copy that." "We're on our way." "Northwest corner, this way." "False alarm, maybe?" "Could be an electrical short." "Looks like the security system's been hacked." "Percy, run a scan of the security system." "Percy?" "His frequency has been scrambled." "It was just a trick to draw us away from the gem." "Quick, downstairs." "Access the museum server and put the building on lockdown." "Copy that." "Everyone's gone." "Run a thermal scan." "See if we're really alone." "We have company." "And I have a shiny new toy." "That's what happens when you're fashionably late." "You miss all the fun." "The gem!" "Comm links are down." "Did you find the..." "Up there." "How does she keep beating us?" "I don't know, but it's about to stop." "Hi-ya!" "Oh, man, I hate heights." "You're going to nail it." "Let's do this." " Hey, I did it." "I did it!" " Cool." "Must be so frustrating to always be one step behind." " No way." " Was that a..." "Triple Arabian flip?" "Careful, sweetheart." "Don't forget what happened last time you tried to keep up with me." "What did Auntie Zoe say?" ""See it, then be it."" "Ugh, get it together, Barbie." "Whoa." "Whoa!" "Aah!" "Ha, ha, got you." "Heh, so close and yet so far." " We lost her." " Again." "We just received new intel that the final gem has been targeted." "Unfortunately, you won't be the ones to retrieve it." " But..." " It's true." "The director of National Intelligence has decided to terminate your training." " Huh?" " What?" "Really?" "The stakes are just too high now." "If the thief gets to the last remaining gem before we do, not only do we lose the gem, we lose the key to finding the EMP weapon." "So, what are you saying?" "We're out?" "As in fired?" "Like, permanently?" "Girls, you know I love you." "But it's out of my hands now." "I'm sorry." "I wish things had turned out differently." "We all do." "I'll miss you." "Uh, not just you." "All of you." "All right, then." "Good work." "See you." "Should we..." "Oh." "I'll go." "You don't have to put on an act, Percy." "I'm a professional, darling." "This sort of thing comes with the territory." "It's no big deal." "I'm gonna miss them so much." "You know what?" "I'm not supposed to do this, but why don't you keep your gear for one more day and bring it back tomorrow?" " Really?" " You'd really do that?" "I'd do anything for you." "All of you." "Aw." "Cool, so, it's a date." "I mean, I'll see you tomorrow." "I'll see you all tomorrow." "All right, who's ready to put yesterday behind us?" "Yeah, I guess so." "I'm gonna miss that free pizza, though." "You guys okay?" "Yeah." "Hey, Barbie." "I can't believe I keep messing that up." "Again." "Every time I get to this one part, I just..." "Ugh." "I don't know how to explain it." "You get in your head?" "Get scared you're gonna mess up and let everyone down?" " Then you do?" " Yeah." "How did you know?" "Lucky guess." "Must be a sister thing." "It's okay to make mistakes." "No one expects you to be perfect." "That's one of the cool things about being part of a team." "It's not up to one person." "What do you mean?" "You support your team, right?" "Yeah." "Well, they're there to support you, too." "No matter what." "Like family." "Wow." "I was way off." "I thought you were mad at me or something." "What?" "No, not at all." "Then how come you've been so secretive lately, Barbie?" "You keep disappearing and stuff." "I'm sorry, Chels." "I wish I could share everything with you, but I can't right now." "When I can, I will." "Okay?" "Mmm-hmm." "How about we work on that round-off?" "Perfect." "Ready to try on your own?" "Can we practice one more time?" "See if this works." "Next time you get nervous try to picture yourself doing the move exactly the way you want to." "Then do it." "See it, then be it." "I'll try." "It worked!" "Thattagirl." "All right, Chelsea!" "Thanks, Barbie." "That was awesome advice." "Yeah, I guess it was." "Was that a Triple Arabian?" "I don't know why you try and keep up with me." "What did you say?" "I don't know why you try and keep up with me." "Took me a second without your catsuit and stolen gems." "So, you found me." "Too bad finding and catching aren't the same thing." "Patricia is the thief." "Patricia is the thief?" " Let's go." " Wait." "We're not secret agents anymore, remember?" "We got fired." "This is about doing the right thing." "That's why we became agents in the first place, isn't it?" "Come on." "Should we..." "Follow them?" "Nah." "She'll tell me when she's ready." "No luck reaching Agent Dunbar." "I couldn't get Auntie Z either." "Same with Lazslo." "We'll just have to do it on our own." "Approaching suspect now." "Gotcha." "Cool." "Launching sparkle bomb." "Whoops." "Didn't think this through." "Argh." "We lost her." "Again." "No, we didn't." "I placed a tracker on her." "Cool." "Wait, why would Patricia be going to headquarters?" "Are you sure your tracker is calibrated?" "Only one way to find out." "Come on, I know a shortcut." "Ah!" "Go, go, go." "They already removed our security clearance." "Now what?" "Hmm." "Arf." "I say..." "Percy!" "Just a normal dog heading back in from a walk, heh." "We go stealth." "She's in the off-limits sector." "We'll never get through that door." "Hmm." "Quick." "Up there." "Renee, you're the loudest crawler I know." "Can you whisper any louder?" "Guys, we have to keep it down." "I still don't get why she'd be here." "Maybe this will help." "It's another gift." "It's the last gem." "Sorry, that's mine." "Shh." "Hello?" "Teresa?" "It's me." "Lazslo." "From the agency." "I saw you called." "I got your gem, but those girls are onto me." "And I'd be careful if I were you." "You've certainly proven your loyalty, Patricia." " Agent Dunbar?" " No." "It's Lazslo!" "Who's there?" "Lazslo." "Shh." "Lazslo, we know it's you." "Yeah, sure, I knew you did." "I was just, you know, making sure that..." "Aah!" "Send backup!" "Off-limits room!" "Stat!" "Aah!" "Ladies, I'm glad you're here." "You're about to learn another important lesson." "Treat your team right, or they will steal your secrets and use them against you." "What did the agency ever do to you?" "I was in line to be the head of this agency, but they overlooked me for your precious Aunt Zoe." "So, you stole the plans to the EMP weapon." " And had her steal the gems to power it." " Hmm." "To think, I looked up to you, Patricia." "Eh." "You know, being the bad guy is even more fun than I expected." "After I use the EMP weapon to destroy the agency's main server," "I'll blame it all on Miss Z." "You can't blame her." "That's so unfair." "Oh, but I can." "But think about how much destruction you'll cause." "I have." "If it's as brutal as I predict, I may even go global with it." "Who needs to run an agency when you can rule the world?" "Would you like to do the honors?" "Uh, yeah, about that, I just wanted to make some extra cash." "I'm not really into the whole world-domination thing." "Good luck with that, though." "Nice try." "But you have to pick a side." "Mine or theirs?" "I pick mine." "Her loss." "Time to initiate phase one." "You, come with me." "You, watch them." "All employees proceed to safe room." "This is not a drill." "All employees proceed to safe room." "This is not a drill." "Renee, Teresa." "Hey, what do you feed a hungry robot?" "Megabytes." "Get it?" "All employees proceed to safe room." "This is not a drill." "Think you can handle the rest?" "We got this." "Once they're under control, try and reprogram them." "I've got Dunbar." "All employees proceed to safe room." "This is not a drill." "Hey, Dunbar." "Grr." "Get her." "All employees proceed to safe room." "This is not a drill." "All employees..." "Time for phase two." "How did you get out?" "Did you really think you could stop me?" "Guess what." "It's sparkle time." "Don't even think about moving." " Huh?" " She said don't move." "You'll never get away with this, Dunbar." "I already have, Barbie." "So young." "So foolish." " Not so fast, Dunbar." " Huh?" "Oh, Patricia, you disappoint me." "Then you're really gonna hate this." "Nice." "Why the sudden team spirit?" "Let's just say having people who care might not be the worst thing." "Come on, you." "You're next." "Lazslo, catch." "This one's ready." "Got it." "We have to move faster." "Barbie's on her own." "The GLISS!" "Heh, heh." "Now, time to get this party started." "You'll never get away with this on my watch." "You're too late." "Did you really think I wouldn't figure it out, Agent Dunbar?" "Hmm." "Seriously, who are you?" "Hmm, you'll get used to it, dear." "I just started the countdown sequence." "We have to deactivate the weapon before it destroys the server." "We got these metal heads." "Barbie." "See it, then be it." "Huh?" "You're too late!" "It's the EMP." "It's jamming the signals." "Oh, no." "Not Percy and Violet!" "The EMP weapon was never designed to be turned off once it's been started." "If we can detach at least one of these gems, we can stop this thing from going off." "It seems to be held by an electromagnetic field." "Barbie, try the GLISS." "Meow." "I say!" "Percy!" "Boys, you know what to do." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You're supposed to be on my side." "I guess you wanted to be part of a team after all." "Too bad you chose the wrong one." "You haven't seen the last of Agent Dunbar." "You'll see." "Mark my words!" "Nice work, girls." "Put it there." "Don't mess with the Spy Squad." "Whoo!" "Seems like there's something to this teamwork thing after all." "Seems that way, doesn't it?" "You all should be proud of yourselves." "What you did today was nothing short of remarkable." "Your friend Patricia is lucky." "If you hadn't vouched for her, she'd have gotten a lot more than probation." "Guys, it's time." "Aunt Zoe, we gotta bounce." "I look forward to our next mission together." "We'll be in touch." "I'll miss you." "And by "you," I mean..." "All of us." "We know, Lazslo." "Uh, Teresa, I'll call you." "Good luck at the meet." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the championships." "Guys, whatever happens today, however things go," "I already feel like I've won with you as my team." "Thanks for reminding me that that's what it's really about." "Aw." "We're still gonna try and win though, right?" "Is that what you..." "No, actually, that is worth clarifying." "Uh, yeah, we're going for the win." "Yes!" "Uh..." "Hey, guys." "Good luck out there." "Thanks." "Athletes, take your places." "The competition will begin momentarily." "Go, team, go!" "Go, Barbie!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "You guys are the best." "Thanks, you guys." "Hey, Aunt Zoe." "Remember your training and make me proud." "Go, Barbie!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "See it, then be it." "Welcome back, agents." "Prepare for your next mission." "It's go time." "Here comes Spy Squad."
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"Quiet on the set." "And we're rolling." "Cody Maverick interview, take one." "Why are you guys here to interview me?" "It's what we do." "We're a reality film crew." "Should I know some of the questions before we start?" " No." "They're easy." " Okay." " Can you stand on that box, please?" " Oh, yeah." "Right there?" "What is that?" " What is that?" " A sound thing." "It's a microphone." "What's up, man?" "I'm Cody." "And you're what, 14, 15 years old?" "Seventeen years of age." "And any other skills besides surfing?" "Like what?" "Like singing and dancing?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "No, not me, man." "I just surf." " Loser." " I just..." "Cut it out, Glen." "Stop, man." "We're here to make a movie about Cody." " Does he have to be here?" " It's gonna be great." "Can I get in line now to not see it?" "We'll re-slate." "Since we're talking about surfing, give us your thoughts about surfing." "Surfing." "Surfing." " Where do I start?" " How about at the beginning?" "Okay, well..." "So as soon as there was the first wave, right?" "There was the first surfer." "All they needed was, like, a piece of driftwood a block of ice or something like that, and then they were off." "And they were hooked, man." "They were hooked." "Up till recent times, you had your old dudes." "Your hang-six cats." "These old guys used to lay down with these huge, humongous boards." "These guys were the pioneers but nobody saw what surfing could really be until Big Z did it." " Could you tell us who Big Z was?" " Who was Big Z?" "You're asking the right guy." "You got that far." "Z is everything." "Big Z is surfing." "I mean, he's..." "There may well as not have been an ocean before Z." "They invented the ocean for him." "He lived so hard because he wasn't afraid to live." "He wasn't afraid to die." "He came to Antarctica when I was just a kid." "Man, it was the biggest thing that ever happened here." "And suddenly there he was." "Just floating over the water." "Hovering, you know, like weightless." "He could've walked up to anyone and he walks right up to me." "And he gives me this awesome, one-of-a-kind Big Z necklace." "And then he tells me, "You know, kid, never give up." "Find a way, because that's what winners do. "" "He was the greatest." "Everyone looked up to him, respected him, loved him." "And one day, one day I'm gonna be just like him." "And I've been surfing ever since I can remember." "It's hard to imagine my life when I wasn't surfing." "I want to get out of here, and this is my ticket out." "I'm really good, man." "I'm the best on the island." "I know it sounds cocky for saying that, but, I mean, I am, like the best." "I was born and raised here in Shiverpool." "Lived here my whole life." "That's where they sort the fish." "It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of." "But yeah, I worked there just to pacify my mom a little bit." "Good old Shiverpool." "This place sucks, bro." "I worked my way up from the sardine pile, then to the mackerel pile and I ended up on the gefilte fish pile." " All hard work." " Not like some I could mention." "Yes, this farkakte kid with the thing on the water." "My house?" "Over there." "You see it right there with the surfboards?" "Yeah, I just live here with me and my brother, Glen, my mom." "He was a little, teeny, small egg." "He wasn't very impressive." "Glen was the big egg, Cody was the small egg." "He can't help it." "That's just the way he is." "I mean, he's out there in the water all day shirking his responsibilities." "You know, hatching these eggs is a big responsibility." "And my brother, Cody, he just doesn't understand that." " He needs to step up and be a man." " It takes a real man to sit on an egg." " You know it." " Quincy, come to Daddy." "He wants to be different." "All the time with the different." "Who's got the time in the day to..." "Only six months in a day." " Thanks for making it." " Sorry." "It was too good to miss." " Thanks for making it." " How was it out there?" "He's the big brother." "I'm the little brother." "I'm not touching you." " Not gonna touch you." " Do you see this?" " Don't." "Please?" " I'm not." "He makes sure that I know that." "I had to fight for everything." "Even Mom's tuna casserole." "I'm lucky I survived." "It really wasn't that easy for him growing up." "Like I said before he never really knew his father." "I'm not really the person to ask about it because I was too young to remember." "Look, I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was, you know, eaten." " Still, it had to be traumatic." " No." "Not for me, bro." "Not for me." " What's your dream?" " To go away." " To go away." "That's great." " Do you guys want a drink?" "Got to run away from responsibility and life." "This is unique." " This is not the norm." " "I have dreams."" " When is this not happening?" " Don't make that noise." " Cody!" " It's really disrespectful." "I would never do that." "You just wouldn't make it out of your mouth." "That's the difference between you and me." "You know what?" "I can't do this anymore." "Mom." "Look what you did." "This is for me." "This isn't for you." "Why is Glen still here?" "Oh, yeah, exactly." "Mom!" "I don't understand why everybody's so judgmental." "I understand why Mom's judgmental." "I think it's because she cares, partially." "It's also partially because everyone else is looking at her like, "Hey, Cody's just a bum." "Cody's this." "Cody's that." "Cody's this. "" "Cody's me, bro." "Let me be me." "When is that gonna start?" "You know what they call me?" "The dream maker." "The dream maker." "I find these kids, I bring them here and I give them a chance to be somebody." "You know my greatest joy as a surf promoter?" "Finding Z." "Watching him rise to the top." "I still can't believe he's gone." "He was like a son to me, you know?" "It was a heart thing, you know?" "Can we just take five minutes?" "How's my hair?" "Is it messed up?" "I ain't got all day." "Is it mussed?" "We just have a few more questions about Big Z." "But right now I think we're more interested in the Reggie Belafonte story, and who could blame us?" "But Big Z is kind of the focus of our..." "Let's get the coconut filler guy over here." "And how about the guy sweeping the sand?" "Can we hear your boring story about your tedious, ridiculous life?" "Get your feathers off it!" "Stop!" "I ain't got all day." "I got a big production here." "Roll, okay?" "Just roll!" "Welcome, fans, to another edition of SPEN Sports." "This is Sal Masakela and we're here at the surfing capital of the world, Pen Gu Island for a preview of the tenth annual Big Z Memorial Surf-Off." "Professional surfers extraordinaire Kelly and Rob tell us what challenges our surfers are going to face." "First things first, Sal." "The wave." "It's the perfect combination of beauty and danger." "Even the pros are terrified of this place." "Hi, Mom." "Dig this, Sal." "Section behind me." "It's "The Boneyards." Few surfers have ventured in there and come out alive." "Are you trying to tell me people have died here?" " That's right, Sal." " A moment of silence for them." "And we keep it moving because if the Boneyards was not enough our surfers will be facing off with Tank "The Shredder" Evans." "Tank, nine-time defending champ." "A role model?" "No." "But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to." "Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank." "I mean, they should try." "Good luck, kids." "You never want to get in there and help them out and show them how to surf and spend some time with the kids?" "No, I don't want to do that." " Anyway, this is my wave." " Always classy Tank Evans." "Coming up after the break, penguin dodge ball." "Stick around." "Okay, to get back to the competition, I just want to say:" "I'm scouring the globe for the next big thing." "But that's another story." "He doesn't look for them." "I find them." "I find these penguins." "I find the talent." "Reggie has sent me everywhere on this trip." "Anyplace there's an ocean a lake, a puddle." "It's ridiculous." "I am on so much migraine medication, you have no idea." "The stress is killing me." "I don't know how much longer I can last." "I have to tell you that right now." "You gotta try this blowhole thing, man." "This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze." "I lost a bet." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Does anybody in this entire frozen wasteland surf?" " The Cody Maverick kid does that." " Wonderful." "Thank you." "You know, you're sitting on..." "thin ice." "Excuse me, I'm looking for..." "I'm looking for Cody Maverick." " Has anyone seen Cody Maverick?" " I'm Cody Maverick." "Mike Abromowitz from the Big Z Memorial Surf-Off, Pen Gu Island." "You came here on a wha..." "You came to see me." "Wow!" " Quite a slip-and-slider, aren't you?" " You're here." "What an honor, sir." "Lovely." "Wonderful." "I hear you surf." " Is this true?" " You gotta see what I can do." " You can actually stand on a board?" " I'll be back." "You're gonna see what I can do everything's gonna be good and I'm coming with you." " I can't imagine a better day." "Ma!" "Ma, he came... the scout." "Mikey." "He came." "He's here." " What?" "Yeah." " He's giving me a shot now, Ma." "You want to come watch me surf?" " No, that's okay." " Just this time." " I'm busy." "I'm chopping here." " Okay." "All right, well, wish me luck." "Cody, just be careful of those big waves." "Well, anytime now." "You should have been here yesterday." "We had a sweet swell yesterday." "I was doing some layback 360s and floaters." "It was insane." "Wow!" "Start the whale." "No!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Just give me one more chance." " All I need is one, please." " You just had it." " Dude, please don't go." " Tough break, kid." " Just wait one second." " Better luck next year." "Move it." " Let's go." "He's coming!" " Just one wave." "That's all I need." "I've never won anything my whole life." "Just once I want to feel like a winner." "I used to scout songbirds." "Toucans for this musical revue in Brazil." "Now that's show business." "Toucans..." "Hold on!" "I don't care what you say, I'm coming to Pen Gu!" "No way, no how." "This is a contest for big-wave surfers." "Can't this blubber ball go any faster?" "Step on it, fish sticks!" "No, no, no, no!" "Poor kid." "I feel bad a little bit." "Honestly, this is embar..." "No, wait!" "Wait!" "Did you guys see that?" "He almost had my board!" "He almost had it." "Next time we'll get it." " Yeah, so anyway..." " Wait!" "We got you." "We got you." "Oh, you are heavier than you look." " Man, we did it." " Thank you." "Teamwork always pays off." " I'm Chicken Joe, man." " Thanks, Joe." "Don't you ever, ever, do anything like that in the contest, all right?" " I'm in?" " Yeah, you're in." "Because that was entertaining, in a horrifying sort of way." "Right on, dude." "My name's Cody Maverick, Shiverpool." "You?" "No, I'm not from Shiverpool." " Where are you from?" " Dude, I'm from Lake Michigan." "That's where I surf." "I was the only one around my town who did it." "A lot of people thought I was crazy, but I'm used to that." " I know how you feel, Joe." " You do?" " Yeah." " Radical." " Butt freeze!" " Somebody help the chicken." "Look out!" "Slater, Machado." "How's it going, bros?" " Good." "Thanks." " What's up, buddy?" "Okay." "Later, dudes." "Radical." "Dude, look where I'm standing." "I'm standing where Z stood." " Aw, man." " Dude, you gotta try this." " No, I'm okay." " Come on." "Just one bite." "All right." "One bite, that's it." "Yeah, yeah?" "What do you think?" "It's not bad." "It kind of tastes like chicken..." "Yep." "What's chi-chi?" "Coming through!" "Oh, crap." "Oh, man." "I'm in love." "Help me!" "I'm drowning!" "What are you standing here next to me for?" "Go talk to her, man." " I'm not gonna talk to her." " She's digging on you." " She called you crap." " Joe." " Thanks again." " All right, well this is the third time you've been unconscious this week." "I just don't think it's very good for your brain." " I know." "Bye, Lani." " Okay." "Yeah, that was awesome how you saved his life and all." "That was just unbelievable." "Really." "You here for the surf contest?" " Well, I'll be watching you." " Really?" "You'll be watching me?" "Well, yeah, from the lifeguard station." " Yeah." "Right." " It's my job." " That's your job." " Are you gonna kiss her?" " What's going on?" " Come on, Joe." " You were saying you were in love..." " No, I didn't say that." " Look, he really digs you." " Joe, listen..." "He likes you, though." "See you." "I love my job." "I have an amazing job." "Just this week, with the contest it's a little crazy." "You really have to be extra, extra attentive." "When you have so many guys in the water you can't miss a thing." "But you know what?" "I have a perfect record." "I've never lost anybody." "Sure, there have been close calls, but..." " Help!" " Oh, Arnold." "I turn my back for one..." " Just lay some feeling on her." " How do you mean?" " Through words." "Through touch." " Walk me through the approach." " I'm Lani." "You're me." " You sure about that?" " I get real serious." " Let's not." "Let's not." " Whoa." " What is it?" "That's it!" "That's Big Z's shrine." " Remember?" " No, no." "Not really." "Today, the world of surfing lost one of its legends." "Big Z took his final ride this morning during a competition with up-and-coming surfer Tank Evans." "Z was last seen paddling into a massive swell off Pen Gu Bay." "Friends of Big Z gathered to remember and celebrate his life." "Great shot!" "What?" "Hey!" " Every time." " He's got a pretty good throwing fin." "Stop doing..." "Stop it!" "Cut it out!" " That's like three in a row." " Here, give it a shot." "What?" "Wait a minute." "Look at this." " Don't." "Stop it." " It's a Big Z necklace." "That's not funny." "Stop." "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Look, everybody, it's Big Z's last fan!" "Coming through." "Out of the way." "Let's go." " You don't deserve to talk about him." " He's a big zero." " Shut your mouth!" " Zero starts with "Z"!" "You'll never be as good as Big Z, Stank." "Hey, hey, people, come on now." "Smile on your brother." " Keep your girlfriend out of this!" " You can't do that to my friend." "You're getting quite a workout there." "That feels good." "Why don't you work on my glutes a little bit?" "That's very nice." " All right." "That's enough, guys." " I'll take you on anytime, anywhere." "Well, then how about right here, right now, huh?" "Hey, Mikey, get this kid a board!" "All right, who wants to see the little guy take on the champ?" "Little guys rule!" "A little one-on-one surfing action between Tank Evans and Jerry..." " Cody." "Cody." " Cody Maverick." "Cody Mavencourt." "And the one that rides the biggest wave wins." "Are you nervous about going against Tank Evans?" "Ah, Tank." "Nervous?" "What do I have to be nervous about?" "Give it up!" "Come on, now!" "I'm gonna chum the water with your head." " Bring it on, pecker face." "Let's go." " Pecker face?" "It's mine!" "So, Cody, when you take your first wave and the whole island's there to watch, what'll it be like?" "It's gonna be amazing." "It'll be the best wave of my life." "I hope the cameras are rolling because you'll want to watch it over and over and over again." "It's gonna be awesome!" "I can't look." " Poor kid." "He's..." "Poor kid." " Wow!" "That was spectacular!" "I'm number one!" "The Tank!" "We're trying to get the details." "The lifeguard just pulled him in." "That's what happens when you take on the Tank, right?" "Cody, Cody!" " How is he?" "Okay?" "What can I do?" " Yeah, he's okay." "I can help." "Except if there's blood." "Just the thought of blood makes me..." "Somebody help the chicken." " Tank, you okay?" " Tank needs fuel." "Mikey, get the board, will you?" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." " Did I win?" "I won, huh?" " You should've stayed in Antarctica." " Oh, wow." " You're gonna be okay." "Look at that." "There's pixies everywhere." "What do you think about Cody going into a contest and possibly winning?" " You know, I'm..." " Ha." " Why did you just laugh?" " Because he keeps saying "possible."" "Like it's "possible" that you're gonna win." "And you're gonna do anything." " Really, what are the chances?" " They're high." "Aren't they high?" "I mean, they're normal chances." "It's not like I'm, like, the underdog." "Hey, Geek!" "Geek!" "Get up and help me." "Geek." "Geek?" "Geek." "Wake up!" "I need your help." "Come on." "Get off your lazy butt and come and help me." "Beautiful dream." " Did you ever know Sheila?" " No." "I don't know Sheila." " Wait, wait, wait." "What?" " What?" "Who's this guy?" " He's a surfer." "He's hurt." " Who are all those guys?" "They're with him." "Ignore them." " Come on." " Lani, what are you doing?" "If you help him, they'll go away." " Hey!" "Get out of here!" " Help him!" " Where do you want him?" " Nowhere." "That's the whole point." " No outsiders." "Come on." " I know, I know, I know." "This is an emergency." "He went down bad over the falls." "I don't know if he..." " And did he hit the reef?" " I don't know." "I'm not sure." "I got him after..." " What, is he your boyfriend?" " No." "No." "Wait, wait, wait." "Looks like he stepped on a fire urchin." "Stepped on me?" "Are you kidding?" "This guy was dancing on me." "Just look at this." "Broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..." "This is pretty bad." "This is really bad." " What..." "Cody!" " I hurt." " You're gonna be okay." "What?" " Maybe I shouldn't have taken that out." "Poison's released." "Wow." "Amazing." " What's amazing?" " That you're still alive." "It's all right." "I'm gonna fix you up." "I can fix your foot just fine." " Where is it?" "I've been looking..." " It's a saw." "You just threw a saw." "Don't let him move like that." "He's pushing the poison all over his body." " Come on, come on." " I know he looks..." "Here it is." " What are you doing?" " What is he doing?" "This is a sure-fire cure." "I learned it from an old medicine man." "It, well, works wonders." " What?" "No!" "Not that!" " Not what?" "What is he gonna..." "Gonna what?" " Come on, now." " Geek, stop." "Let's do this." "Lani, can you make some water sounds?" " Oh, my gosh, this is so gross." " What is water sounds?" " Come on." "Here we go." " No, no, no." "You..." "Kid, you better keep your mouth shut." "See, what'd I tell you?" "Hold his foot still, Lani." "Come on." "Knock him out or something." " I'm running on empty here." " I'm trying!" "So how you been?" "Wow, sea urchin in the foot." "That sounds pretty nasty." "Yeah." "How do you cure something like that?" "You pee on it." " That's disgusting." " I know!" "Hey." "How long am I stuck with this guy?" " Because you know..." " Till he's better." "Well, come back soon and, please, bring me some clams." " No." " I'm running low here." "I can't keep doing this." "You've got to start taking care of yourself." " Oh, come on." " Bye." " Bring me some more clams!" " Okay." "If it's just as well with you, I don't want to talk about Cody." "He lost." "That's it." "That's his problem." "It's not mine." "Aren't you concerned about anybody's well-being...?" "The kid's fine." "He was born in water." "He's a penguin, for crying out loud!" " Did you see that wave hit him?" " That's the whole idea of surfing." " I care." "I care!" " Mikey!" "Wait till you see this." "Look at those little legs." "Stick, stick, stick, sticky." "It's the way I walk." "I'm constantly..." " Boom-chicka-chicka..." " What's with the "boom-chicka-boom"?" "I can't stand blood." "I can't stand the sight of blood." "I can't stand..." "sight of blood." "Cody!" " Dude, have you seen my friend Cody?" " No." "Cody?" "Cody?" "He's not under there." "Cody!" "How's it going, man?" "So I woke up this morning." "I didn't know where I was." "It's never a good place to be when you wake up." "Come on." "Get up." " I don't want to." " Breakfast." " Wakey, wakey." "Come on." " I don't want to." " How's your foot?" " My foot..." " My foot's fine, but my head." " Good." "Good." "Come on, kid." "Get up." "What the...?" "Yeah, I think I got a concussion." "You should meet my brother, Glen." "You guys would really hit it off." "Oh, no." "No." "Where's my necklace?" "Did you see my necklace?" "It's gotta..." "No, no." "Big deal." "Get yourself another one at Reggie's trinket shops." "It's not just some necklace, guy." "He gave it to me himself." " Who?" " Big Z. When he came to Shiverpool." "That guy believed in me when no one else did." "He told me never to give up and to find a way because that's what winners do." " What winners do." "Yeah." "It's funny, you know, what a loser I became." "Who cares what Big Z said?" "You got to you know, do things your own way." " I don't have a way." "You do now." "Just follow this." "It'll take you back to North Beach." "Okay, nice to meet you." "Good luck." "What do I do now?" "I can't show my face on the beach." "I can't go home." "You always visualize where you're gonna be, what you're gonna do." "This ain't it." " What are you doing here?" " Here." " Oh, man." "Thank you, man." "This..." " Yeah." "That's cool of you to come back." " Thank you." " Better keep that knot tight." "You lose it during a contest, it's a goner." "Yeah, well, I'm not going in any surf contests." "Well, there's more to surfing than beating Tank Evans, you know." "Yeah." "Look at that." "You know what you're sitting on there?" "That's koa wood." "Best surfboards in the world are made of that stuff." " Yeah?" " You got a koa board?" " No, I don't have a "board" board." " Well, you wanna...?" "You want to make one?" " Nah." " What?" "I come all the way back here to give you the necklace and I'm offering to make you a board and you say, "Nah."" "Get off your lazy butt." "We're making a board." "Come on." " All right." " It's gonna be the best board you ever had." " All right?" " Okay, man." "Cody!" "That's cool." "Joe, can you just tell us why you're out here looking for Cody?" "You know, we've known each other way back since, like, yesterday, I think it was." "We got a lot in common." "I never really knew my father either." "Why are you making surfboards in the middle of the jungle anyway?" "I'm just trying to understand." "I don't get it." "Forget the 20 questions." "Let's just get the board made." "Okay, it's just..." "Are you a surfer, or do you...?" " Very funny." " Less talk, more pushing." "Come on." "Why are we pushing it?" "Why don't we just roll it?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean..." "I didn't know your foot was there." "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's not like I intentionally did it." "I'm sorry." " Cody." "The log!" " Yeah, I know!" "Geek!" "Stop, stop!" "Cody, grab the vine." "Grab the vine!" " Now, pull it." " I'm trying!" "Pull!" "Cody!" "Geek!" "Cody!" "Oh, no, no, no." "Help me up so I can kick your butt." " I thought I killed you." "You okay?" " Next time, when I say don't roll the..." "Wait." "What's that?" "Yeah, it's a beach." "Sand, water, sun." "You seen one, you seen them all." "Let's get out of here." "No, come on, man." "Let's go check it out." "You think Cody and the Geek are doing all right?" "Yeah." "I hate to see him living out there all alone." "It'll be good for him to have something to do." "Hey." "Somebody's old board shack." "Look at this." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "These are Big Z's boards." "Yeah, these are Big Z's boards." "He rode this in the Australian Open." "This is the board he rode when he came to Shiverpool, man." "This..." "I..." "Geek!" "This is Big Z's place, man!" "This is where he lived!" "This is where he made his boards!" "Did you know this was here?" "Why didn't you wanna come down here?" "And then he went up to this old shack, you know." "And I realized, you know it was Z." "I could tell he needed some space and some time to himself." "I didn't want to ask him all these questions." "So I just kind of stood there quietly." "You're Big Z!" "I can't believe it." "You're alive!" "You're alive!" "That's the respectful way to go, I think." "Why are you alive?" "What happened?" "Tell me everything." "Start at the beginning and just go." "Kid!" "You're gonna hurt yourself." "Relax." "And people said you were dead, but you're not dead." "You're in hiding." "Did something happen?" "Something happened." "You saw something you weren't supposed to see." "I knew it!" "That's what happened!" "Are you nuts?" "It's not a conspiracy." "It's no big deal." " What happened?" " I don't want to talk about it." "You don't..." "Okay, I got it!" "I'll be over here if you need anything or you just feel like talking." "Do you feel it now?" "Like talking now?" " Go away." " Got it." "All right." "I'm going away." "Unless you..." " Cody!" " Okay, got it." "I'm not gonna lie to you." "This is, like, it's huge, man." "It changes everything." "The contest is a few days away." "If I can get him to train me, then..." "Boom." "I could win this with him." "It's my dream." "And I don't want to give up on that dream." "Winners find a way, no matter what, right?" "A winner is..." "They see their goals." "They just go for it." "They're not in it for the money or glory." " A winner is..." "like..." " Hey, hey!" "It's the surfer who's out there having the most fun." "Yep, it's a lot of fun." "Right, I get you." "What's winning without the losers?" "They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay, which is my..." "Head over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!" "Feels better when there's a lot of losers around." "Was that your question?" "A winner is somebody who doesn't knock me off my surfboard and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves." "Especially Tank." "He is definitely not a winner." "He's a dirty trashcan full of poop." "Yeah, I can't remember a time when I wasn't surfing." "My mom put me right on there." "I think she pooped me out just put me right on there." "What is it about surfing that you love?" "I love being the center of attention because it's really where I should be." "And I love the looks my ladies give me, you know?" "The little glint." "I love that." "I love holding the ladies." " You know what I'm talking about?" " I think so." " Sort of." " Come with me." "Put this curtain in myself." "These are my ladies." "This is Jill." "This is my lady, Amy." "Little Suzie." "Briana." " You know why we call her Briana?" " No." "It's a long story." "Shaniqua." "Helga." "Miss Kitty." "Jeannie." "I dream of..." "Theresa." "This is Theresa right here." " Now, is Theresa, is that your..." " Dirty girl." "This spot?" "This spot is for my special lady, Lia." "I'm gonna say that one more time." "Lia." "Oh, yeah." "That's a sweet, sweet lady." "Tank!" "Are you polishing your trophies again?" "Mom, I wasn't polishing." "I was talking to my friends." "I'm gonna be polishing later." "When's he coming out?" "I'm running out of film." "Mr. Topanga!" "Could you tell us why you're not dead?" "No!" "I am dead!" "I'm dead." "What are you doing?" "Hey, who said you..." "Turn the board around." "Get back here." "Come out here and show me some moves." " No, no." " Come on!" " Grab a board and come out." " You want to kill yourself, go ahead." "Fine with me." "Just don't mess up my board." " How do you turn this thing?" " It's not a short board." "Sit back on it." "Hey, watch the wave!" "You mess up my board, I'm messing up your other foot." "I'm just trying to ride this canoe or whatever it is, okay?" "Stop trying so hard!" "Just relax." "What do you mean, rela...?" "Long, smooth strokes." " Dig deep." "Dig, come on." " I'm digging!" "Keep the nose up!" "Keep it up!" "Watch it!" "You're pearling!" " What are you doing?" " Come on, please?" "Z, I can't learn anything with you on the beach." "Well, then you're not gonna learn anything." " Now, come on in." " I'm not coming in until you come out." "Oh, you're coming in, all right." "He's not even watching the wave." " What wave?" " That one." "Five, four, three, two, and..." " Don't touch my stuff, man." " I couldn't help it." " I just wanted to learn from the best." " Yeah, well." " I don't surf anymore, okay?" " What?" "What do you mean, you don't surf?" "You want to learn how to surf the right way?" "Sure." "Then you gotta make your own board, all right?" " What do you mean, you don't sur..." " Can't hear you." " Can I ask one question..." " We're making a board." "Could you tell me about your board?" "I just have a palm tree board." "I would have to say it's not the nicest board in the world but it is a pretty good board." "The ancient Hawaiians believe that "mana" or heart was transferred into the surfboard as you shaped it." "What are your thoughts on that?" "What's up with the hair?" "You could fit a whole fish in there." "My dream surfboard." "It's pretty powerful." "You can add a lot of attachments to it, like a grenade launcher attachment." "Anybody know whose board this is?" " I'm pretty sure it's the chicken's." " Has anybody seen the chicken?" "Cody!" "I know he's out here." "I can feel it in my nuggets." "Aren't you nervous out here in the jungle?" "It's kind of dangerous." "Dude, the jungle is the most peaceful place on the planet." " Hold it steady." " This is a dream come true." "This is a dream come true, to be here with Z, doing this." " And it's koa wood." " Where's the..." "All the best boards are made from koa wood." "All right, now, I drew this pattern as a guide." "Do you want to have your board with a lot of rocker or just a little?" "I don't know." "What you want is something in-between." "Trust me." " I'm the expert here." " Okay." "So here are your shaping tools." "Now, remember, the board's already inside there, see, somewhere." "And what you're doing is you're trying to find it." " Reveal it." "All right?" " Okay." "Every carve counts." "Why are you smiling?" "Don't smile." " I'm not smiling." "I'm excited." " This isn't like hacking a piece of ice." "It takes patience and finesse." "All right already." "Can you just give me the tools, please?" " Here, take it." "Go ahead." " Thank you." " Here we go." " What are you doing?" "If you're gonna do it, do it right." "All right, look." "First of all, with the grain." "With the grain." "You see what I'm doing here?" "You let the tool do the work." "You see?" "Just like you're riding a wave." "You let the wave do the work." "You don't fight the wave." "You can't fight these big waves." "Long strokes." "Loads of finesse." "Find the board within the tree." " Nice and easy." " Yeah, I got it." "See that?" "You just..." " You just..." " Maybe I could do it now." "Move with..." " With the..." " Can I do it now?" "Can I do it now?" "Yeah." "I got carried away." "Sorry about that." " It's your board." " My board." "Okay, with the grain." "I got it." "Don't forget to eyeball it once in a while." " Long strokes, with the grain." " Not too long." "Here we go." " You're doing it wrong." " Will you just let me..." "I can't..." "No finesse when you're in my face." "Okay?" "Just let me make the board." " Do you want my help?" " No, I don't want your help." "I don't want your help." " You don't want my help?" " I don't want your help." " All right." "Fine." " I want to make my board." " Build the board yourself, all right?" " Thank you." "I don't care what the board looks like." "You're the one who's got to ride the thing." " Fine." "Thank you." " It's in there somewhere." " Walk over there, please!" "Please." "Don't cut yourself." "So it's day three, yeah?" "I come across Pen Guans." "I'm Chicken Joe." "Joseph." "It's long for Joe." "Sweet, man." "And they treat me as their king and put me in a hot tub." "It is, I guess, their royal hot tub." "It got kind of hot and steamy." "But really opened up my pores, you know?" "It was kind of cool." "They served me food while I was in there." "It was like dinner and a show." "As enjoyable as it was, I still had a vision of my quest." "Thank you." "See you guys later." "I gotta get going." "Not again." "You know what else it was?" "I had the board." "The board was fine." "The board was great." " How's it going?" " It's going great, man." "It's great." "It did look a little rough." "A little rough?" "The board looked a little..." "It's a work in progress, bro." "You think it's good enough for the big waves?" "I think it's good enough for any wave." "Hang on." " Okay, let's say I'm a big wave." " Hold on." "No, no, no, no." " Hey, where you..." " Hold on!" " Where are you going?" " It's my board, man, all right?" "Why don't you take your board and go try it out?" "Maybe I will." "Piece of junk." "Watch!" "Nice ride, man." "Nice ride." "This is supposed to be fun." "I got three days until the contest." "I don't have time for fun." "No time for fun, huh?" " Hey, Cody!" " What?" "Bring me some clams when you come back!" "I'm not coming back!" " He'll be back." " No, I won't!" "He'll be back." " You guys like barbecue?" " Yeah, sure." "Got some wood here." "I wasted my whole day and I have nothing to show for it, which is..." " I was just going to check on you..." " That's why you were and the Geek." " Listen." "The Geek is Big Z." " What?" " I know." " You know?" " How did you find out?" " We went to the beach." " You got him to the beach?" " Yeah." "I've been trying to get Z out of that tree for 10 years and you got him all the way down to the beach in one day?" "This is fantastic!" "It's amazing!" "Do you want to go somewhere fun?" "Do you want to go somewhere really, really fun?" "Unless you want..." "Did you want to get back to Big Z?" " I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have invited you." " No, no, no." " What?" "Okay." "No?" " No, look." "I want to have fun." " Okay." " Do I need mints or something?" " You tell me." " No, you won't need mints." "Z used to carry us up here on his shoulders." "We'd have so much fun." " It's one of my favorite spots." " Really?" " Boy, to be 8 years old again." " What is this?" "You don't want to get all cut up, do you?" "Hold on." "What are you doing?" "No, no, no." "I'm out of here." "I'm better off..." "It's going down!" "No, no, no!" " This is insane!" " Stop fighting it, Cody!" "Just let go!" "All right!" "Now I'm in front of you." "What's going on now?" "It's not a race!" "Okay, wait, don't take the left..." "Cody!" " Give up, slowpoke!" "It's over with now!" " Not for long!" "Give up now, sucker!" " I beat you!" " Congratulations, you sure did." "You should probably get out of there." "Why is that?" "This stuff is..." "Look at me." "It's so beautiful." "Look at it." "What is this stuff?" "See those things up above you?" "They're glowworms." "So you're right beneath them." "Yeah, that's poop." "You know how some stinks stink and other stinks smell good?" " Yeah." " This is, like, a good stink." "A good stink?" "Can I tell you something personal?" "We're in the shower together." "You can say whatever you want." "I'm serious." "I'm really, really jealous of you." "Why?" "I couldn't get Z off his butt for the last 10 years and then you come along and..." "He must really think a lot of you." "I don't know." "I've been a jerk to him." "I don't know what he thinks." " You haven't." " I have." "I've been a jerk." " I have." " Then go not be a jerk." "What does it matter to you anyways?" "He's my uncle." "He's the only family I've got." "Okay." "Z?" "No." "No, no, no, don't you do it." "Z, don't do it." "No." " No." " Let's see here." " I swear..." " It's stronger than I thought." "...if you break it..." " Should've been broken by now." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Look at that." "That's the best place in the world to be, in the tube." "Really?" "Yeah." "Better than winning, the trophy, all that stuff." "Tube riding is the ultimate thing in surfing to ride inside the wave and make it out of it." "It's all we want to do every day." "It's almost impossible to describe." "There's nothing I can compare it to." "It's a feeling that not too many people will experience so it's special in that sense." "Then you try to remember it." "Like, "I wish I could remember that," or "I wish I could get that again."" "It's so addicting." "Once you get inside you never want to get out." " Wow." "That's amazing." " Yeah, man." "Nothing like it." "So, that aside, how many points would you get for getting tubed?" "Like, what does it depend on for the contest?" " Points?" " What?" "You know who you sound like right now?" "I promote happiness!" "Can you see the happiness emanating from me?" "What's wrong with you?" " We're live." " Good." "Good." "I have to say, I have no doubt that this year's Big Z Memorial is gonna be the best ever." "With the competition just one day away the excitement is definitely building here on Pen Gu Island." "That didn't take too long." "I feel lightheaded." "So get this." "On my search for Cody, I bump into my hot tub buddies again." "I get it." "You guys look hungry." "You've probably got the munchies or something." "Squidito on el stickito?" "Check it out!" "Dude, have you seen my friend Cody?" "He's kind of like a penguin." "He's got a lot of black on him, a lot of white." " How did you learn how to surf?" " I saw Big Z do it, actually." "I don't think you were born yet." " I wasn't?" " No, I don't think so." "Lani?" "I like her when she teaches us because..." "Smudge!" "Not another one!" "I think he really has to go to the bathroom right now." "What's next?" "The board is done." " The board is done?" " The board is done." " Well, let's do some training." " Finally!" " Can we get a shot of you..." " You've got to get it in a long shot." "Hey, Z!" "Come on!" " Where you going?" " I thought we were going to train." "Not in the water." "Jeez." "What are you thinking?" " You want to surf like Big Z used to?" " Yeah." "I've got some tests here to figure out your potential." " Let's do it." " No, put them on your eyes." " Like this." " On my eyes." " Take it, Cody." " Can we do some training, seriously?" "What are you talking about?" "What do you think we're doing?" "Acting like nutjobs." "That's what I think we're doing." "Yeah, good." "You're learning!" "And a big set comes in." "Wipeout!" " That's it!" " Take it easy!" "This is getting ridiculous." " You having fun?" " I hate you." "Big, you know, slow:" "He does this flip over the top." "All right, now you go." "No joy, man." "No joy." "Fail." "I'm starting to see it, man." "I think I know what you're talking about." "That's great." "As long as we're all having fun, right?" "Z, wake up." "Wake up, Z. Z!" "Hey, Z, breakfast!" "Not a chance." " Four, three, two..." " You gotta get up early in the morning one." "That is fun." " You're having fun?" " I am." "Yes." "Now I am." "Then, Cody you passed!" " What?" "You did it!" "You're ready!" "Let's surf!" "Don't play me, Z. We're surfing?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Hey, check it..." "I didn't know you could surf!" "Relax!" "Long, slow, smooth." " Like making the board!" " There you go." " All right." "Okay." " Feels good, yeah?" " You're in the water, Z!" " Come on out." "Get wet!" "Come on!" "Lani, thank you." "Look at that!" " Nice!" "That's it!" "Nice." " Great ride!" "Big Z is back!" "This is what it's all about." "What could be better than this?" "I need some help on this landing for the high note" "Nice." "Nice." " Is that the only song that you know?" " Pretty much." "You want to hear it again?" "It goes like this." "No?" "Okay." "I got you there, didn't I?" "I must say you were quite amazing out there today." " You weren't so bad yourself, kiddo." " Thanks to this guy." " I just pointed you in a direction." " Question, Z." " Change your mind about the song?" " No, no, no." "Here, it goes something like this..." "I was wondering if you could come watch me ride tomorrow." "Yeah, yeah." "We'll both ride, man." " No, not just..." "In the contest." " Contest?" "What contest?" "The Big Z Memorial." "Remember that one?" "I know I'm asking a lot but it would really, really be the biggest thing in the world to me if you could come." " You still want to be a part of that?" " Absolutely." " Why do you want me there anyway?" " I thought you'd want to be there." " I don't know why it's a big deal." " It's no big deal." "Why won't you come?" " I'm not coming." " Why?" " Give it a rest." " It's getting cold, guys." " Tell me why you're hiding." " Hiding?" " Why are you hiding?" " I'll have to eat all this by myself." "Why didn't you come back after you fell off the wave?" "That wave." "That last day, winning had become everything to me." "I knew I was gonna beat Tank." "But then, you know, he starts to surf circles around me." "I saw what he was doing." "I couldn't do what he was doing." "Times had changed." "I didn't want to walk back on that beach with all my fans there." "A loser." "Everyone looking at Big Z, the loser, the has-been." "So..." "Big Z's dead, and that's how it's gonna stay." "Let me play you that song." "What about "never give up"?" "What about "find a way"?" " You're giving up." "You're giving up!" " Yeah, I'm giving up." "That's my way." " Giving up." " I thought you were the one guy." "You don't like it, find your own way." "Leave me out of it." "Leave me out of it." "I messed up." "I'm just..." "I'm... not good." "This is when I needed someone." "I needed him." "It's hard enough losing one dad, but..." " What do you mean by...?" " Nothing." "Nothing, man." "Forget it." "Peaceful." "Peaceful." "I'm in peace." "I come in peace." " Cody!" " Joe!" " I've been looking everywhere for you!" " You've been looking for me?" "I didn't lose you on the whale." "I'm not gonna lose you now." " Thank you." "Seriously, thank you." " Radical." "They're starting!" "Cody, we gotta go!" "Come on!" "Wait a minute." "Joe?" "Surfers riding..." "I'm sorry." "Watch this, dude." "I can speak their language." "I totally need my board." "I don't know where it is." "I gotta go find it." " I'll see you in the lineup." " See you, Joe." " This is gonna be fun, huh?" " See you." "The tenth annual Big Z is about to get underway and, whoa, it is the day of days." "Big mountainous bombs marching into our coastline." "Kelly Slater, on a danger level, one to ten, give me a number." "Twenty." " Wow." "Rob?" " There'll be blood." "I'm scared, and I'm in the booth!" " What are you doing here?" " Mike." "You're gonna kill yourself." "Don't do this to yourself." "Look what happened last time." " It's good to see you back." " Are you serious?" "You're gonna be a real crowd pleaser." "I'm telling you, these people are gonna eat you up." " I'll be expecting big things from you." " Thank you." "People, big announcement." "Cody Maverick, he's back." "The Wipeout King is back and I'm gonna tell you, start looking for the sharks." "They'll be circling because there's gonna be blood." "Spectacular carnage today." "Thank you!" "Reggie Belafonte." "Little guy, big hair, big thoughts, big heart." "Look at this." "You're going down, snowflake." "I'm gonna make you wish you were never even hatched." "You want to see my trophies?" "Arnold, no." "About 24 surfers battling their way out to the..." "Good golly!" "Make that 18." "Rob, after such a heavy wipeout earlier in the week what do you think is going through Maverick's mind?" "He's gonna have to stay focused and channel that energy into good places." "When are you gonna get a life?" "You are a nobody." "You should've stayed in Antarctica, kid." "He made it!" "Yeah, good." "What an amazing first ride mind-blower from Maverick." "Did you guys see that?" "Man." "I thought I was gonna lose it, and then I just..." "I just let go, you know." "I let go, and there it was." "Wow, it's been an amazing day of shredding in less than stellar conditions but I never would have guessed our three finalists." "Well, Sal, it's no surprise that Tank Evans has just breezed his way into the finals." "And Cody Maverick, from a horrible wipeout a few days ago to this." "And Chicken Joe from Sheboygan." "Who would have guessed it?" "I have never seen a finals like this." " We're in the finals, Joe." " No way!" "We get to surf some more?" "Isn't it exciting?" "Look at that." "This is great, huh?" "You know, you should know this." "The Tank loves you." "Looks like this will be the easiest year ever." "No way." "Cody, did you hear that?" "It's gonna be easy." "Are you loving this?" "So who would you like to see win the trophy?" "It's not so important to me." "Friends are better than anything in the world." "Friends are forever." "Trophies, you never know what they can have happen to them." " That was awesome, mate." " Muy impresivo, my friend." "Thank you, bro." "Thanks." " Finals." " Hey!" "Yeah." "I know." "I can't even..." "I think I can win this thing." "It's too much right now." " Well, that's all you came for." " What?" " What is that supposed to mean?" " You made it pretty clear last night that winning's more important to you than Z or me." "But, hey, maybe you'll get to take your stupid trophy home." " Lani." "Come on." " Come here, you!" "How about this, huh?" "Let me tell you something." "You win this thing, we're going places!" "Look at this kid." "He is a champ!" "Tank, nine-time defending champion." "He will roll on you." "Expect him to win this thing." "It's basically a contest for second place." "First, I'm gonna take you down." "Then I'm gonna fry the chicken." "That cloud looks just like a kitten." "Maverick and Evans take off." "Mine!" "And it's Evans dropping in." "And Tank's playing games, blocking Maverick's every move." "Maverick sticks a rail." "Tank Evans down!" "I have never, ever seen this before!" "But I'd love to see it again." "Cody trying to take back the wave that Tank snaked from him." "Evans toying with him, not paying attention." "And there's the outside rail." "Evans goes down." "And it's Maverick with this new-school move." "We'll call it "The Maverick."" "And look at this." "Maverick scoring big." "Oh, it's so cute." "It's got little paws and the whiskers." "Chicken Joe with a no-paddle drop-in!" " Here we go!" " Nobody needs to help this chicken." "I'm flying!" "Maverick and Joe tied, and no score for Tank Evans?" "Unbelievable." "Surfers, this is your final wave!" " Joe, this is it." "This wave wins it." " Yeah, man!" "This wave is stacking up to be a beautiful tube." "Maverick should score big on this one!" "But wait!" "Evans drops in." "It looks like Evans is gonna take out the chicken." "What's Maverick doing?" " Go, Joe, go!" " Got it!" "Let's go!" "I don't believe this." "This contest was Maverick's to win." "Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into The Boneyards." " Tank, look out!" " You look out!" "Code!" "Z!" " Cody, come on." " Z!" "Paddle!" "Come on!" "Dig!" "Faster!" "Come on." "Dig!" "Don't dig!" "Don't dig!" "What?" "Let the wave carry you!" "You're gonna have to time it!" "You're gonna come right here, right to me!" "Five... four..." "Three... two... one." "Z!" "Where's Cody?" "Don't touch it!" "Don't touch that!" "This is a reminder of the young surfer who gave his life for the sport he loved." "There you are." "I can't believe it!" "I can't believe it." "You came back." "You saved my life, man." "Thank you." "Hey, hey, come on." "You're gonna tip us!" "Well, I lost." "Me too." "Come on." "Let's go, loser." "You want to help me out here?" "You know the routine." "Come on." "Long." "That's it." "Smooth, you know." "Come on." "Young Joey MacEnroe was a beacon for a new generation." "May he rest in peace." "So, what am I bid for the board?" "Who'll give me 30?" "30, come on." " Don't touch his stuff, man." " Pal, if you want to bid..." " Give me that." " Hey...!" "Hey." "Hey, everyone." " How you been?" " Oh, my gosh!" " Yeah..." " Hey, man, that's Z." "...that's me." "Skank, what's happening, man?" "Got a little sand in your egg sac there, fella." " Where have you been, Z?" " What happened?" "Oh, you know I got lost for a little while." "But that kid there, Cody he pointed the way back." "Could you please shut that off?" "Could you give me a minute?" "Check it out!" "How about this?" "You want to talk about talent scout?" "People find talent." "I bring them back from the dead." "The now living legend, ladies and..." " Shut up." " What?" "Shut up?" "I'm not a legend." "I'm a guy looking for some nice waves, some good friends." "Hey, guys, the swell is happening over on the north shore!" "I'm right behind you, Z." "Ouch, that hurt." "Come back here!" "You don't just walk away!" "Come on!" "He's taking this loss pretty hard." "Tank, how does it feel to lose after nine time..." "I wasn't kissing her." "You can't have her!" "Can we get a few words?" "You gave up the trophy to help Joe." "What's that about?" "You know, Rob, that's what friends do." " How's it feel to win, Joe?" " I won?" "Come on!" "I'll tell my mom." "Gimme." "Gimme!" "Oh, Lia!" "Oh, Lia." "Don't you walk away from me!" "I am Reggie Belafon..." "Turn that thing off." "Mikey!" "You are so fired!" "I can't imagine a better day." "Dude, this..." "This whole experience has just been..." "It's amazing." "Z?" "I don't think I've ever had a better friend to me in my life." "It's just really cool to have everything I need." " Don't do it." "Help!" " Arnold!" "To be honest, man, I'm kind of, like, bored of talking about myself." "So, is that cool?" "You guys got what you need?" " We got it." " All right." "Be good!" "Cowabunga!" "Of course we're proud of him!" "What mother wouldn't be proud of him?" "We're so full of proudness." "You know what?" "He followed his dream and he went out there, and now he's coming home with the trophy." "I can't wait to see his trophy." "There's not really a trophy." "Is there, like, a big shell or something like that?" "There's no shell." "There's no trophy." "Well, he didn't win." "What?" "How bad was it?" "Did he get smoked?" " He was in the finals." " Second place?" "That's losing." " Winning is not everything, Glen." " Right." "Look at what Cody did..." "Go back to the "winning isn't everything" thing." "That doesn't compute, really." "You know what, Glen?" "I really hope someday you can be more like Cody." "This interview is over." "Remember when were talking about you leaving?" "That was great." "Remember when you were gonna go?" " We were gonna go..." " You should still go." "It's technical equipment." "I know what I'm doing." "I can unplug one of your little Hollywood devices." "The lighting thing, whatever you call that and then the microphone thing." "Go back to Hollywood." "Cody would never do this."
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"Previously on "Agent Carter"..." "As of this moment, Howard Stark is a fugitive from justice." "You're the only one that can clear my name." "May I introduce you to Miss Dorothy Underwood?" "Oh, call me Dottie." "Return to your room, please." " What's in the vial?" " Steve Rogers' blood." " I trusted you, Howard!" " I know, and I was wrong." "Photographer got a shot of the blonde who was with Spider before he got killed, but not one clear shot of her face." "What did the lab rats say about your magic typewriter?" "They're claiming it sends signals back and forth." "To where, we don't know yet." " She'll never find me here." " She'll never find me here." " And if you let me stay..." " And if you let me stay..." " I'll keep house for you." " I'll keep house for you." "I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook." "What does "ennui" mean?" "Uh, it's like melancholy, um, sadness born out of tedium or boredom." " Mm." " Why do you ask?" "When I knocked on Angie's door this morning, she said she was "too consumed by ennui" to come to work today." "Oh, and to think, her acting teacher said she wasn't dramatic enough." "Hmm. "Ennui."" " Sounds French." "Baguette?" " Yeah." "Um, no, thank you." "Go on." "I can never finish mine." " Hey, you got a pen?" " Mm." "Do you think I could convince Angie to come out and give me a tour of the city?" "I still get lost, but I want to see everything." "And I want to see the best things first." "So, first up, Central Park and then Empire State Building and then Trinity Church and then Statue of Liberty." "What do you think?" "Peggy?" "Hello?" "Oh, um, tourist traps." " I'm sorry." " If you want to get to know New York..." "If you want to get to know any place, you have to start with the people first." " I talk to people." " Real people with real jobs." "Not the, uh, phony, superficial ones that pervade this city." "Uh, you should start with Brooklyn first." "But I-I'd rather see the Statue of Liberty." "Oh, she'll still be there." "But what she represents, the spirit of Lady Liberty, is found in its people." "Wow." "You sounded just like Captain America just now." " That's no bad thing." " Hmm." " Well... oh, my gosh!" " Oh." " I am so sorry." "I'm such a klutz." " There's no harm done." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "Let me, let me, let me." "Here you go." " Oh." " And thanks, Peggy." "I'm off to Brooklyn." "How do I get to Brooklyn?" "Wait." "Don't tell me." "I will figure it out myself." "I'm sure you will." "Well, have fun, Dottie." "Thanks." "Beautiful morning, huh, Peggy?" " Feels like home." " Missing England, huh?" " Well, missing something." " Mm." "Copy of the Ledger, please." " Good day, Pete." " Bye." "Miss Carter, I beg only one moment of your time." "You've had your moment, Mr. Jarvis." "If you or Howard have anything else to say, you can tell it to the Marines." "I tried to persuade Mr. Stark to tell you the truth." "You could have told me yourself." "Well, given my current situation," "I didn't see how that was possible." "Yes, how could it ever be possible?" "How could you ever say," ""Howard Stark wants you to steal Captain America's blood."" "Oh, yes, look." "It is possible." "If only it were that simple." "Howard didn't want my help to prove his innocence." "He wanted a new toy to manipulate." "Miss Carter, you must know that Mr. Stark has the greatest admiration." "Only for himself." "He can be thoughtless..." "inconsiderate, vain, childish, unreliable, arrogant..." " You flatter him." " But he is a good man." "He used me." "He uses you, whether you choose to see it or not." "He needs your help, Miss Carter." "What he needs is a servant, and he already has that in you." "And what does the SSR have in you?" "I am a federal agent, Mr. Jarvis." "Yes." "Finely trained and skilled in the art of fetching coffee." "These men you call your colleagues..." "They don't respect you." "They don't even see you." "Do you honestly expect they'll change their minds?" "I expect I will make them." "Billy, I got the White House holding for the chief on line 2." "Daniel, what's going on?" "Sasha Demidov's magic typewriter turned itself on all by itself." "What did the message say?" "It's encoded." "We got a cryptographer up from Arlington Hall trying to crack it." "He, uh, stinks at his job." "It's clearly not a German cipher, or the Turing method would work." "What will work, in your estimation, huh?" "You already looked through that book 10 times." "I'm gonna have to take this back with me to Virginia," " where I can run it..." " You're not taking it anywhere." "Look, as difficult as it might be for you people to understand," "I can't just beat a code into submission or shoot it with a gun." "Yeah?" "That works great with pencil pushers like you." "May I see it?" "I saw this at Bletchley." "It's a one-time pad system." "You think I didn't try a pad immediately?" "Did you account for the original message being written in Russian?" "Can you read it?" "They are map coordinates." "53 degrees, 72 minutes north, 27 degrees, 37 minutes west." ""Purchase confirmed." "Exchange at 0800, April 27th."" "That's less than two days from now." "Coordinates are in the Mar'ina Horka Forest in Belarus." ""Leviathan... to acquire prototype... havoc reactor."" "I'm sorry." "Leviathan?" "As far as I know, it's an old testament sea monster..." "Who types, apparently." "No." "It's a covert Russian organization, supposedly." "I always just assumed it was a spook story." "Rumors had it, after the war, their group wanted to purchase weapons to fight the allies." "Well, if they're real and she's reading that right..." "She is trying to concentrate, thank you." ""Payment of...$100,000 American upon delivery..." ""Payable to..." "Howard Stark."" "Hot damn!" "We got him." "We got Stark red-handed selling weapons to the Russians." "Take a team to Belarus." "Find Stark, bring him home." "Li, Ramirez, gear up." "You're going to Russia." " Li, Ramirez, and Carter." " Come again?" "There's no one more qualified for this mission, sir." "I am going to Russia." " Chief, we're not having a knitting circle." " I invite you to look at my war records, sir." " You'll find ample evidence..." " This is the real deal." "Stop!" "In my office." "Are you really considering letting Carter come?" "What did I just say?" "Chances are Leviathan will continue to communicate in code, which means that the team needs my skills as a code breaker, assuming that it is Leviathan." "We have no idea who's at the other end of that typewriter." "All the more reason not to saddle me and my guys with babysitting her." "Would you prefer to have a nanny wipe your noses?" "I might." "Enough." "It's your team, Thompson." "What do you want?" "Look, it's great that Carter cracked the code." "I am proud of her." "I am." "But we have no idea what we're getting into over there, okay?" "I don't need brains." "I need brawn." "I need..." "You need someone who speaks the language, not..." "Ramirez speaks Russian." "I spent three years in the mud of the European theater..." "The Eastern front, the Western front, and everything in between." "Yeah, surrounded by some of our best men." "Agent Thompson, do you know what the smell of herring in the air means in the middle of a Belarussian summer?" "Mmm." "Someone's having a fish fry." "It means there is wind blowing in from the Baltic." "It means a snow storm in July, and if you can smell the wind, it means you have 30 minutes to find shelter and build a fire before you die of hypothermia in the morning." "I know all of this because I've been there." "Now I know, too." "Look, put yourself in my shoes, Carter." "I send you on this mission, you get yourself killed," "I'm the moron who got a woman killed in action." "I send you and one of my guys buys it," "I'm the one who set him up to die." "I know you've spent time in Russia, but we're putting together a European tac team that knows the terrain." "Not like I do." "Not like the 107th regiment." "The Europeans don't even know Europe as well as the 107th." "You think I wouldn't snatch them up if I could?" "What would you say if I could deliver them?" "I'd say, "pack your bags," but that's not gonna happen." "I'm gonna miss her." "I mean, come on, chief, you're not actually thinking about letting Carter go to..." "Son, I like you, but I'm running an office here." "I got the vice president of the United States calling me at home, asking me when I'm gonna deliver him Howard Stark." "At the same time, I got a Nazi war criminal telling me Stark's involved in a massacre." "I'm trying to run an investigation here, and I don't have time on my docket for your little crush on Carter." "Yes, sir." "Okay, uh, I'm thinking we fly the team over there, we land on the Polish side of the Russian border, we meet the tac team there, okay?" "Then..." "The 107th will meet us at the Polish side of the Russian border." "That is the plan, isn't it?" "It is the most obvious one." "Gear up." "You roll out in an hour." "That's all." "Carter, if you're looking for a peep show, try Times Square." "This is the only changing room in the SSR." " I need to change." " Try the ladies' room." "The ladies' room is downstairs in the lobby of the ad agency." "I'd match rather suffer the musk of a men's locker room than have to change into tactical gear in a public restroom." "Pull up your skirts, boys." "Whoa!" "Geez, Carter, give a guy some warning." "Oh, such fuss." "Do none of you have sisters?" "They don't look like you." "Come on, congratulate the lady." "She's on the team." "Jack, you really think that's a good idea?" "Not my call." "We can't be responsible for a wo..." "Let me know if you want to stay home." "I got six guys out there who'd love to take your place." "Oh, this is new." "It's lighter than it looks." "Yep." "Lab boys just dropped it off." "It's 10% titanium alloy." "Although, I don't think they had 38-22-38 in mind when they designed it." "Math isn't your forte, is it, Agent Thompson?" "Or is that just words in general?" "That's "words in general, sir."" "Yes, sir, lieutenant junior grade, sir." "Guess you're used to serving under a captain, huh?" "Just not used to serving with boys." "Field report." "Maps, weather, charts, all known bogey dope for the area, dossier files on the tac team, though Carter's pretty much all the intel you need on them." "Thorough as ever, Sousa." "Oh, compass." "Compass." "Almost forgot my compass." "Uh, locker 42." "Would you grab that for me, pal?" "Oh, bloody Nora!" "Whoa, Nelly!" "Uh, you're..." "Yes, e-everything's fine." "Uh..." "Found it!" "You don't have to worry about it, Sousa." "Is there anything else, Daniel?" "Uh..." "Uh...?" "No. "N-no"?" "Yes?" " Have a swell trip." " Right." "Thank you." "Relax." "You'll sprain something." "It's just as you remember it." "You a mind reader, or is that your woman's intuition speaking?" "How's this for woman's intuition..." "This is your first jump, isn't it?" "Ninth." "Eight training jumps." "You've infiltrated hostile territory before." "You'll be fine." "Just follow our lead." "Thanks, Carter, but I already have a mother." "Prepare for drop." "What I need right now are soldiers." "Let's go, boys!" "It's go time!" "The drop will put us 10 kilometers from our rendezvous with our tac team, assuming they're where they're supposed to be." " They'll be there." " They better be." "We're eight klicks east of the RV." "I'll take lead." "Carter, you're in back." "Stay tight." "Don't move." "Emu." "What?" ""Ostrich," man. "Ostrich."" "Shut up." "Emu." "Carter, Dugan forgot the password again." "Password is "eagle," you apes." "Oh, hi, Peggy." "Fellas." "Thompson, that's Dum-Dum Dugan." "Jack Thompson, Mike Li, Rick Ramirez, this is "Junior" Juniper, "Pinky" Pinkerton," ""Happy Sam" Sawyer, you seem to know Dum-Dum Dugan..." "The 107th, our tactical team." "You guys are the howling commandos." " Yeah, I hate that name." " I came up with that name." "That you did." "Dugan, you fought side-by-side with Captain America, didn't you?" "Yeah." "But not as long as she did." "Agent Jack Thompson." "I'm running point for the SSR." "We head due east till we hit the border." "We'll hit a wall of Reds before we reach the border." "Let's head up into Lithuania, cross over into Russia at Ashmyany." "You planning on walking halfway across Lithuania?" "Well, you can if you want." "But me?" "I'm taking these." "Peggy, let's go." "Did you bring what I asked for?" "From my own private stash." "Ah, attagirl." "See, the Germans are geniuses when it comes to beer, but no one knows bourbon like the U.S. of A." " Cheers." " Cheers." "All right, so, tell me, what's the story with Stark and these Leviathan jerks?" "The SSR is convinced that Howard is trying to sell technology to enemies of the United States." "They think Leviathan is a potential buyer." " And you disagree?" " Howard isn't selling weapons to adversaries of the United States..." "Not to Leviathan, not to anybody." "He may be an utter wanker, but he is one of us." "So you think the whole deal is a trap." "It's always a damn trap." "That's why we bring the guns." "Question is, if Leviathan is trying to lure us in with promises of capturing Howard, then what is it that they really want?" "Maybe it's just the pleasure of your company." "Hey!" "You smell bad enough." "And you used to be fun." "Yeah, once upon a time." "Yeah." "I miss him, too." "Don't you have a life?" "I'm an SSR agent, sir." "My job is my life." "What are you still doing here?" "I'm meeting a friend for a drink." "Figured if I went home, wife might not let me out again." "Women, right?" "Women." "Good night." " Thanks, Yauch." " Mm-hmm." "Hey, go easy on those beans, okay?" "Coast is clear." "Li and Ramirez are on the night watch." "We should be good to go at first light." "Which means we stand relieved." "You see any abominable snowmen like the one in Tibet?" "I..." "I never said, "a-abominable snowman."" " In fairness, he did specify "yeti."" " Yeah." "Sorry, it was a little hard to make out words in between all the sobbing." "Shut up." "It was scary." "So, what is the difference between a yeti and an abominable snowman?" "One's real and one isn't." "What?" "So, I hear they have, uh, mermaids in Japan." "You see any of them when you were out there?" "Yeah, story time." "I got nothing you guys ain't heard before." "Did a lot of ground work, dug a lot of trenches." "They don't give out Navy Crosses just for digging trenches." "Navy Cross." "Hmm." "All right." "1945." "Tsuken Island." "Nothing detail." "I fall asleep on the night shift." "I wake up... six Japanese soldiers walking into my camp, just waltzing in in the dark." "One of them bends down over my sleeping C.O." "One more second, he'd slit his throat." "Snapped too." "Shoot him in the back." "Shoot them all..." "Before they even knew I was there." "Before my last man was even awake." "Truth be told, I like the kid's yeti story better." "What are you, a history buff now?" "Something like that." "Anything you can tell me about the battle of Finow..." "Anything I don't already know... buys you a scotch." "247 dead Russians massacred in a battle no one will take credit for." "Where's my drink?" "That one I knew." "Cheap does not become you, Rog." "Scotch for my friend." "Coming up." "I wrote a piece on it for the Times." "Should have won a Pulitzer Prize for it, too." "How did I not read that one?" "Ah, my editor killed it." "Got scared." "I guess that's what happens when you implicate the army and Howard Stark in a Russian cover-up." "What's Stark got to do with Finow?" "He was there for the, uh, clean up of the massacre." "The guy in charge wasn't too thrilled about it, either." "General... one star." "McGinnis?" "Died of a heart attack a month ago." "That's him." "Stark took a swing at him right there in front of his men." "You'd think a guy as smart as Stark wouldn't, uh, hit someone twice his size." "Even Gandhi's got a sensitive spot." "Tell him his kids are ugly and see what happens." "What do you think Stark's was?" "All I know is McGinnis wiped the floor with him." " Mm-hmm." " Then resigned a week later." "A week after that, Stark walks away from a seven-figure RD contract with the army and cuts all ties with them." "And now Stark is public enemy number one." "Yeah, we're not railroading him." "We got evidence." "Yeah, what you don't have is the whole story." "Somebody does, but they're keeping it to themselves." "Well, not for long." "Looks like we beat the bad guys here." "So we could have slept for another hour?" "Well, then we wouldn't have the advantage of surprise, would we, Timothy?" "So, we infiltrate in four teams of two... you, you, you, us." "No weapons discharge unless absolutely necessary." "Meet on the ground floor in 30." "Clear?" " Carter?" " Agent Thompson's lead." "You got a better idea?" "Let's hear it." "Four teams of two is faster." "Two teams of four is safer." "Discretion seems to be the order of the day." "We don't know what we're walking into." "Okay." "You four." "Happy Sam, Pinkerton, Ramirez, you're with me." "Good?" "Aces." "Does anybody else feel a chill going up their knickers?" "I would if I wore knickers." "Oh, sorry." "Shut that thing off." " Wait." " Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" ""Instill..."" ""...fear."" "Really regretting a lack of knickers right now." "There's a little kid crying." "What's a little kid doing in this place?" "Careful." "Little-kid beds?" "It's a boarding school." "Why are there shackles on the beds?" "It's Russia, man." "Peggy." "Hey, there." "You okay?" "It's all right." "We're here to help." "It's all right." "We're not here to hurt you." "Oh, my hat?" "You like my hat?" "It's called a bowler hat." "The reason they call it that is because..." "Why do they call it a bowler, Peggy?" "Dugan, she's just a little girl." "She's anything but that." "Dugan, no!" "You all right?" "Yeah." "The vest took the brunt of it." "What happened?" "There's a good chance" "Leviathan has been alerted to our presence." "We've come too far to turn back now." "We need to move... quickly." "We're gonna need an exit out the back." "We can't leave until we know who's setting Howard up." "Dugan, Pinky, Ramirez, find a back way out of here." "The rest, come with me." "Till next week!" "Send my love to your wife!" "You don't ever alter your routine, do you?" "Are you here to threaten me with deportation again?" "Or, wonder of wonders, have you come to apologize?" "Something I need to tell you." "The words you're looking for are "I'm" and "sorry."" "Your boss has a lot of enemies." "I'll alert Edward R. Murrow." "One of them was a U.S. army general named John McGinnis." "They got into a fistfight on a European battlefield in the spring of '44." "That ring a bell?" "I remember a time not long ago..." "A time when you said you were here to tell me something." "It's my one and only question." "I've never heard of this general or any fistfight on any European battlefield." "Your turn." "There are three sides to every story, Mr. Jarvis..." "Your side, my side, and the truth." "Tell Stark I'm not interested in any witch hunt." "I just want to get to the truth." "If he's willing to tell his side of the story," "I..." "I'd really like to hear it." "I can be reached at this number 24 hours a day." "Stay dry." "Sawyer, stay here." "Keep an eye out." "Rest of you are with me." "Clear." "You are not Leviathan." "Who are you?" "We're the good guys." "Hello." "I'm Peggy Carter." "Why is Leviathan holding you prisoner?" "The acquired some schemata in the black market..." "A weapon they don't know how to build." "They want us to build it for them." "So you're engineers?" "He is the engineer." "I serve as Nikola's terapevt... psychiatrist." "So the Reds locked up a head doctor and a mad scientist to build a bomb." " Sure, why not?" " He is not mad." "He is burdened." "Look, he sees things in dimensions that we can only imagine." "You look at a field of grass, you see pretty picture." "He sees biology, phytochemistry." "Keeping his gifts from overwhelming him..." "This requires discipline, stability." "Since Leviathan took his family, stability does not come easy." "I provide the discipline he needs." "This weapon Leviathan wants you to build... what is it?" "Oh, it's beautiful." "It's a photonic amplifier." "Okay, you understand light is both particles and waves?" "Mm-hmm." "Mr. Stark has found a way of altering the behavior of the waves." " Stark." " Yeah." "Of course." "It's his design right here." " Is Howard Stark here?" " No, of course not!" "They stole the schemata!" "I mean, if he was here, the Leviathan would have no need for me." "If he was here, I would be in Kiev with my wife!" "Kolya!" "Kolya!" "You thought you would find Howard Stark here?" "That's why you came?" "I have heard no mention of Stark himself from our captors." "Only the work." "Incoming!" "Please!" "Please!" "Back away." "Go!" "Now!" "Move out!" "Go, go, go!" "Dugan, we're in the boiler room." "We need an exit." "Gentlemen, if you know the way out of this facility, now's the time to share it." "Yeah, use your big brain and get us..." " Li!" " Above you!" "Clear!" "Let's go!" "I know what to do." "I know what to do." "__" "_" "_" "What is he saying?" "Is it bad?" "It's bad, isn't it?" "__" "Doctor, this is not the answer." "__" "_" "We will not be your leverage." "We will die before we are captured." "__" "Nikola, listen to me." "I want you to focus on the sound of my voice." "Are you listening, Nikola?" "__" "Then listen to me!" "You've got one chance of getting out of here alive, and it's because of our good graces!" "You kill our friend, and you will die at our hand instantly!" "So you have until the count of three to put down your weapon and fall to your knees!" "One!" "I am sorry, Nikola." "Dugan, where the hell is my exit?" "!" "Out of ammo!" "Thompson, Li's ammo pack." "Thompson!" "Lieutenant." "Uh..." "Dugan, I'm about to get very cross with you." "Wah-hoo!" "Stop "wah-hooing" and help." "Look at this mess." "We were gone five minutes." "Everybody out!" "Go, go, go!" "Thompson, I said everybody!" "Thompson!" "Snap out of it, mate." "Come on." "Get your arse into gear." "I'm up." "I'm up." "Peggy, go, go!" "You go!" "What would cap say if I left his best girl behind?" "He would say, "do as Peggy says."" "Run, Peggy!" "Run!" "Don't look behind!" "Let's go!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Not bad... for a girl." "I hate you all." "Good luck." "Thank you." "Ramirez." "It was an honor." "You sure you want to get on that plane?" "Commandos can always use another good fighter." "We just need to come up with a nickname for you." "Tempting, but I think it's time" "I put my days on the front lines behind me." "Someone needs to mind the wheel back in the States." "And I suppose someone needs to convince the SSR of Howard's innocence, wanker or not." "I'll miss you." "Miss you, too, Peggy." "Wait a second." "Miss "U"..." "Miss Union Jack." "What do you think, fellas?" "Huh?" "Never speak again." "Okay." "And, doc, what about you?" "Need a ride home?" "Uh, I do not know where is home anymore." "What do you think of New York?" "The SSR could use your help fighting Leviathan." "I'll do anything I can." "We'll keep Europe in one piece." "Doc." "Pleasure." "Oh." "You wouldn't have any vodka?" "Hmm." "Desperate times, I suppose." "This is terrible." "Might I have the rest?" "It's all yours." "Doc." "Bye-bye, bourbon." "You all right?" "Yeah." "You saved a lot of necks back there." "You saved mine." "Not bad for a code breaker." "Pretty bad for the Navy Cross winner." "Everybody freezes sometimes." "You recovered." "That's the most important thing." "They were carrying a white flag." "The soldiers that came into my camp in Okinawa..." "The ones I killed." "They were coming to surrender." "I just didn't realize it until it was too late." "I buried the flag before anyone else saw it." "Everybody thinks that I'm this guy that I never was." "And every day..." "It gets harder and harder to live with." "I've been trying to tell that story since I came home from war." "You just did." "Agent Li died honorably in action." "It's my sworn duty as his commanding officer to deliver the condolences of the United States to his family." "No Stark, no Leviathan." "No, sir." "But Agent Carter was able to acquire intel about Leviathan from Dr. Ivchenko about the enemy's possible end game." "We were able to retrieve him from a Leviathan prison." "He's very eager to cooperate with the SSR in any way he can." "But he doesn't think Stark's connected to the Leviathan?" "No." "And I don't, either." "Noted." "He may not have all the information, sir." "He was working off Stark blueprints." "Smart money says that Leviathan got them directly from Stark himself." "Send the doctor in on your way out." "Good work, Carter." "Thanks, sir." "How is it that you're the one who looks like he hasn't slept for two days?" "Just staying up late, worrying about you guys." "You did good." "Thanks, Daniel." "Sousa, you coming?" "You can buy me a drink for every red I killed." "Not tonight, Jack." "Pillow's calling." "Ah." "Come on, Carter." "I owe you a bourbon." "I'll be right there." "Are you sure you don't want a drink?" "Some other time." "Thanks." "Right." "Well, goodnight." "Night."
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"Well I'm sorry I don't know why my son would have done that." "It appeared that your older son was encouraging his little brother to twerk during prayer." "It was very disappointing." "Disappointing." "Well, yeah, it's disappointing." "I mean, it's a pretty old joke." "I impersonated Miley, like, what, a year ago, twerking at the vma's, and now they're doing it?" "Yeah, I mean, I thought I taught them better." "Come on." "I don't think that's the point." "Honestly, I don't know what the point is." "I'm on my way to tape my stand-up special," "I'm on my way to tape my stand-up special, which, by the way, I offered the school free tickets at the auction, but my donation was denied based on subject matter." "So, I'm sorry, 'cause you're gonna miss out on a pretty fun night." "But listen, I'm not taking this lightly." "I'm gonna talk to my husband, he's a total hard-ass, and cannot twerk worth shit." "So once he gets ahold of them," "I promise you they will never twerk again." "That's for sure." "So... sorry." "What is up?" "!" "Woohoo!" "You guys, this is so awesome!" "Thank you so much." "What-what a treat to be able to do stand-up 15 minutes from my house, because most weekends I have to fly and travel, and people always say, "god, don't you hate that?" "Having to travel every weekend?"" "Having to travel every weekend?"" "I actually don't mind it at all, because i do this thing when I go through tsa security," "I suggest you guys try it, um," "I leave a little quarter in my pocket." "Ever happen to you?" "It's kinda nice." "Let me just tell you." "The dykey tsa officer is like," ""excuse me, miss, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to swipe you."" ""Oh, okay."" ""Do you mind if I do the other side?"" ""No, I don't." "No I--"" ""is that an underwire bra you're wearing?"" ""I don't know." "Is it?" "Is it?" "Oh!"" "It's just nice, you know, to be touched..." "It's just nice, you know, to be touched before a long flight, 'cause, um I'm married, so I have to pay people to touch me, and, uh..." "So, like the first thing I do, whenever I'm on the road, is I book a massage." "And last weekend I was in San Diego and I got this massage, and the guy did it so good." "He just totally worked out all the knots, you know, in my breasts." "And then..." "But then he was like, "you know, you should start getting massages on a weekly basis, 'cause you're still just carrying a lot of stress in your vagina."" "And I was like, "okay." "I had no idea that there were toxins in there," "I had no idea that there were toxins in there, but thank you for releasing them, Raul." "You know, you are the professional," "I didn't go to school for it, so who am I to judge, you know?"" "Yeah, so I have been married 13 years." "Thank you." "Happily for six." "There's some ups and downs, but you know what," "I made a promise to god, and I plan on going to heaven, and the rest of you can fuck off, okay?" "'Cause I'm on the list." "I am on the list." "No, I, uh," "I do feel kinda like right now in America, like, the most celebrated woman is the divorced woman." "Like, the most celebrated woman is the divorced woman." "Everyone's like, "good for her." "She kicked him to the curb, and she lost all that weight, and single mom's club, and..."" "That's all well and good, but what about the woman that's stuck with a fat fuck for 35 years?" "You know?" "Why isn't she getting any props?" "I mean, isn't she kinda like the unsung hero of America?" "I mean, come on." "I was watching this thing on the news, and, uh i love it when they do those stories when the soldiers come home, you know, and there was this marine, and he came home, and he surprised his son on the football field." "...marine, and he came home, and he surprised his son on the football field." "And then they said, "and earlier in the day, his wife greeted him at the airport."" "And she was not a bad-looking woman, so I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but she showed up in, like, a greasy ponytail and an ill-fitting sweatshirt." "I'm like, "really?" "You're hot marine just did 18 months in Afghanistan, like, you can't get a blow-out and slap on some lip gloss?" "Come on!"" "No wonder our soldiers come home depressed." "It's like, "god, step it up, wives, seriously."" "My husband fixed the water pressure on our kitchen sink, and I blew him." "That's what I'm doing for America." "That's what I'm doing for America." "Okay, he's not killing terrorists, making it safe for us to live, you know?" "But it was really drippy, and then it was really strong, and I just wanted him to know that I appreciated it, 'cause it really made a difference..." "My husband." "I love him, but he's cheap, and I wanna tell the girls that are maybe dating someone who's cheap, or you're newly married, it doesn't matter how well you do, if you're husband is cheap, he's cheap for life." "It's a genetic gene." "I figured it out." "It's a genetic gene." "I figured it out." "My husband, and his sister, and his mother are all carriers." "There's nothing you can do about it." "You just gotta roll with it to make the life, you know, better, and, uh" "But there is a bright side." "If your husband is like mine and insists that you share a fountain drink at a panda express," ""why would you buy two?" "I mean, they're like $1.73." "What are you, crazy?" "No one's gonna say anything when you fill it up twice and ask for two straws." "I mean, okay, fine, you don't want the kids to go to college?" "Well, whatever, be frivolous." "Lose the house."" "So if your husband insists that you share a fountain drink ...if your husband insists that you share a fountain drink at a panda express, ladies, there's an excellent chance that he will never spend a grand on a hooker." "I'm just saying." "Let's look on the bright side, and let's keep these families together." "Can we do that for America?" "Can we?" "We have three kids, and, uh, the other day we wanted to do something fun together as a family, so we decided to go to chipotle." "And, um..." "The problem was my husband had two coupons but you're only supposed to use one per family, but you're only supposed to use one per family, so we had to pretend like we weren't a family." "I swear to god." "I wish I was making this up." "I went with my daughter." "We waited for, like, a stranger or two to come behind us, and as we're going through there burrito line, we're like, "don't look at each other."" "You know." "And then we sat at two different tables, just doing something together, but not really together." "And then, my son forgot, like half-way through the burrito bowl, like, tried to tell my daughter something, and she's like..." ""No, Drake, we're not supposed to know each other!" ""No, Drake, we're not supposed to know each other!" "What dad did was illegal, he's gonna be arrested, we're gonna go to jail, he's gonna lose the house!"" "Like, nice childhood memory." "The girl is gonna have, like, post traumatic stress disorder every time she sees some salsa now, great." "Then my husband said to me, he goes, um," ""so this box of condoms is about to expire, so you might wanna do somethin' about it, or what?"" "I'm like, "I dunno, I am so wet right now," "I don't know if I can control myself..." "I don't know if I can control myself..." "When you talk to me like that, so sexy, it's just..." "I'm so horny now."" "I'm like, "you know, there's some half and half in the fridge that's about to expire." "You wanna..." "Want me to make a pot of coffee?" "We can drink that while we bone, 'cause I don't wanna..." "Waste anything, ever." "Let's eat all the food in the house before we ever shop again."" "God forbid." "It's like..." "And we have three kids, and I guess we're done." "We probably should be done, you know?" "You know when you see those families that rolled the dice and went for the fourth?" "That rolled the dice and went for the fourth?" ""Maybe you shouldn'ta had the fourth."" "You know what I'm saying?" "But I still kinda play with the idea." "Like, I'm always like, god, you know, if I find out my friends are pregnant, or I see little babies, or I watch that show "I didn't know I was pregnant,"" "you know, where they go through the entire pregnancy not knowing that they're pregnant." "A woman just gave birth to, like, a nine pound baby." "I hear stories like that and I get jealous." "I'm like, "well, why can't I be fat enough to have a cramp, go to the hospital, and come home with a baby?"" "I would love that!" "Like, you don't have to worry about," ""god, am I too old?" Or "can we afford it?"" ""God, am I too old?" Or "can we afford it?"" ""Do I have to give up alcohol?" You didn't know." "You didn't know you were pregnant, ya know?" "Everybody's happy for you after the fact, they're like, "what happened?" You're like," ""well, one day I had to take a big shit, and it turned out my shit had a face!" "Here's the baby!" "It's just a little gift from god." "The lord works in mysterious ways."" "And there's so many shows on TV right now about babies, or teen mom, or, like, the duggars, you know, they're like 19 and counting, or 21 and counting." "That's that family with all those kids, and..." "That's that family with all those kids, and what kinda freaks me out about Michelle duggar, the mother, it's not her horrible perm or her bad bangs, it's, um- it's that she's got that weird Christian voice" "that always kinda freaks me out when, like, a woman my age sounds like that." "You know, she's like," ""Well, something that Jim Bob and I like to do is we make sure that we always go on date night." "Twice a week, we always have a date night." "We've never missed it." "Always have those date nights."" "It's like, maybe you should cut out the date night, whore, okay?" "!" "I think you've had enough date nights." "Let's curtail it back." "You've got 21 kids, you know?" "Close up the legs." "Let's..." "Close up the legs." "Let's..." "Seriously..." "So, um, I, uh," "I'm actually catholic, and, uh, thank you." "And, uh and we send our kids to catholic school, and, let me-I'll be honest, I'm a bit of a lapsed catholic." "We don't go every Sunday." "We only go to church when I need to pray for something really important for myself." "Or have, like, a really great outfit to wear, you know?" "Because going up for communion's like a little runway." "It's like..." "So..." "But, you know, and we came from one of those families that was like," "I would say to my mom, "mom why don't you ever go to confession?"" "She's like, "well, I just feel like, why waste the priest's time when you're perfect?" "You know what I mean?"" "So..." "When you send your kids to catholic school, let me warn you guys, it's not that great." "It's like having a bunch of little narcs running around the house." "It's like having a bunch of little narcs running around the house." "It's like, "oh, you said a bad word, you broke one of the ten commandments."" "It's like, "oh, fuck you." "Shut up, you nerd." "Go read your Bible on your iPad." "Like..." "Then my son, the older son, he's my least favorite, he..." "I'm not saying forever." "Right now pretty annoying." "Not the one you wanna take to the mall, you know what I mean." "When lent started, he said to me, he goes," ""mom, what are you gonna give up for lent?"" ""Mom, what are you gonna give up for lent?"" "I'm like, "god, I dunno." I've never given up anything for lent." "I learned from my mother, you know, why bother?" "And, uh..." "I'm like, "I dunno." And he goes, "well, I talked to to my teacher, and she said it has to be something that you have every single day that's a real sacrifice." "I know, mom, you should give up chardonnay."" "I'm like, "uh, Jesus does not expect you to give up your medication." "Okay?" "I don't know what that's school's teaching you, but I'm pretty annoyed that I'm paying for it."" "It's like, "god..."" "And then my other son, he's, uh, and then my other son, he's, uh, really outgoing, he's like, whenever we watch the voice, you think you can dance," "he just starts singing and dancing and going crazy, which means one of two things." "He's either gay or..." "Well, he's gay." "And..." "But then my friend was like, "you don't know for sure."" "You know, she didn't want me to get my hopes up." "Obviously, I have two sons, I need at least one of them to grow up and be gay." "Who else is gonna take me to brunch every Sunday, 20 years from now, okay?" "It's about my joy and my happiness." "You think I want some little slut that's gonna stick my son with 18 years of unwanted child support, that's gonna stick my son with 18 years of unwanted child support, or a fabulous twink boyfriend that wants to take me on a cruise and shopping?" "I mean, when I think about my life in my late 50s, a gay son is the way to go, let's face it." "You know?" "So then, my friend is like, "you don't know." "You know, he could just be going through a stage." "You know, what kind of music did your older son like at that age?"" "And I thought about it." "I was like," ""well, mostly Mexican, 'cause we were going through a lot of remodeling at that time, and he just really took to it."" "At six in the morning, he's like ♪ la cucaracha ♪" "At six in the morning, he's like ♪ la cucaracha ♪" "He's dancing around." "But, you know, it's kind of, um, it's kind of annoying, 'cause it's like, you know, whenever you turn on the TV it's always some other a-list actress who's just had a baby," "and they act like they're the only people that have ever given birth, and you're like, "no, a couple of other people have done it."" "So, um, drew Barrymore was on the other day, and she's pregnant, she also had a baby, and she's like, "oh my god, thank you so much." "I can't-- No, seriously, it's amazing." "I can't-- No, seriously, it's amazing." "I cannot believe I'm a mother." "It's so surreal." "It's such an incredible blessing." "And we named her olive because she is just a little olive." "And..." "And I'm, like, a huge dork, so now I'm like a dorky mother, but it's truly a miracle, much like the movie I did called big miracle, which is about whales being trapped under the sea" "in Alaska during the '80s." "And, it was just such a special film, get it on blu-ray." "And, it was just such a special film, get it on blu-ray." "It was really a special cause." "Something very dear to my heart." "And I'm just thrilled, I'm a sommelier now." "Yes, I have a winery, "Barrymore wines."" "It's just a blend of Pinot grigios and sauvignon blancs, but it's totally fine that I drink now, because I went to rehab but that was when I was nine, and it was for cocaine." "So it's completely fine, yes." "And... thank you." "It's amazing."" "And then I saw that she had her own cosmetic line called flower cosmetics, you can get it at Walmart, and I was like..." "Well, I can see why she had to do that, well, I can see why she had to do that, because she was the spokesperson for covergirl, then they let her go, and I knew why." "Because the commercials were like..." "New lash blast mascara..." "With 50% more bristles, it's a stroke of genius for big, bold, easy, breezy, splash-proof lashes." "And don't forget your lipstick lip stain." "How, you ask?" "It's not a lipstick." "It's a lip stain that absorbs instantly into your lips for a look that's so sophisticated." "Get it in stores now!" "I'm like, "who the fuck wrote this copy?" "!" "I'm like, "who the fuck wrote this copy?" "!" "Do they not know who their spokesperson is?" "!" "I mean, seriously, you could write around the s's." "My god!"" "Poor thing." "It's horrible!" "I, uh, I recently wrote this article where I came out and admitted to the world that I did not breast feed my sons." "Everybody relax." "They're tall, they don't have earaches, and my tits still look great, everybody wins." "S'okay!" "Everybody's fine." "Everybody's fine." "Everybody's fine." "But I knew at the time, it was, like, a total taboo, you know?" "So I'd be, like, at a cafe and my son needed to eat, so I'd, like, put a blanket over my shirt." "And then I'd shove him under there and put, like, the similac bottle in between my tits." "And then the waitress would come over and I'd pretend like he's biting my nipple." "I'd be like, aaah, it's okay, it's okay." "It's okay." "It's for my son." "It's brain food." "It's fine, it's fine." "And then I'd be like, "oh, shit, now I can't order a Margarita."" "Like, I finally have my one night out of the house so annoying." "And then there's a big thing happening right now called attachment parenting." "I dunno if you guys know about it, but basically, it's like you carry your baby around in a satchel strapped to your body like an African villager, 'til they're nine years old, and you end up divorced and with scoliosis." "Like, really?" "Is that what we're doing now?" "'Cause I, personally, being a mom in la," "I get a lot of shit, 'cause I vaccinate my kids." "Sorry, I don't want them to get polio, so fuck off." "I mean, honestly." "What is..." "I'm like, "what is the alternative?"" "You know?" "Homeschooling them?" "You know?" "Homeschooling them?" "I can't even get through ten words of spelling." "Like, I can't teach them about photosynthesis." "I mean, I don't know what's up with that." "They'll ask me for something, and I'm like," ""Hold on, let me go to the bathroom."" "And then I, like, Google on my phone." "And I'm like, "no, that's not the capital of Alabama, dumb-dumb." "God."" "So, I'm at this party with these other Hollywood moms and the word gets out that I do vaccinate my kids." "And all these women start coming up to me, and they're like," ""oh my god, Heather," "I'm just really surprised that you vaccinate your children," "I'm just really surprised that you vaccinate your children, 'cause that's so unhealthy for them." "You've really... gotta spread those shots apart, because otherwise- let me get another line." "Whoo!" "It can really change their personality, and have you..." "Have you looked into a gluten-free diet?" "Have you?" "Have you?" "'Cause wheat's the new enemy." "It really is." "I'm like, "I think I know how you lost your baby weight, bitch, okay?" "And it wasn't doing downward dog and it wasn't doing downward dog unless you were sniffing lines of cocaine off the wood floor, you frikkin' hypocrite."" "It's like, oh my god." "So, uh..." "So, I have two boys, and, um," "I'm talking, kind of, to the moms of sons here." "I don't know if you guys experience this." "But as a mother of sons, I have this thing I call "little girl envy,"" "and it usually happens when we're at a restaurant, and I look over at a family that has kids my sons' age, but they're girls, and they're sitting there and they're coloring within the lines," "and they're like, "may I have some more fruit, mother, please?"" "And they're like, "may I have some more fruit, mother, please?"" "And that's usually when my sons have now taken the silverware and they're, like, trying to, like, kill each other with it." "We were at a p.F. Chang's, my son climbed over the tall booth, into a stranger's booth, stole their fortune cookie, and was out in the parking lot before I knew what happened." "I'm like, "oh, this is a fun night, glad we went out."" "So, at my school, they said we're gonna do, um, a seminar on how boys and girls learn differently." "We've kind of figured it out and you should come." "This guy had written a book on it, he was some professor, and he goes, he was some professor, and he goes," ""the reason they learn differently is because the male and the female brain are built completely differently." "A woman's brain is like a multi-level highway." "She can do many things at once, she can multitask." "And a man's brain, in contrast, is like a sad two-way street." "Just don't interrupt him." "Let him finish one task at a time." "Write it down." "Show him." "Like, I was like, "okay." So they're like," ""if you have a boy, you should sit him in the front of the class, sunlight should stream in, he should have plenty of water." "Every two hours you have to feed him." "Every two hours, just throw some food at him, because otherwise, his personality could change on a dime." "Because otherwise, his personality could change on a dime." "And embrace weapon play, because even if you give them Barbies, they will end up hitting the shit out of each other with them." "Okay, they will make a gun out of a chicken nugget." "Just embrace it."" "And then the final thing they said was, they said," ""and, 99% of all men hear better in one ear, and it's usually their right ear."" "And, um," "I'm like, "okay, you know, okay, that's interesting."" "They actually retain the information if you sit next to them and talk into that ear, versus looking across from them." "I don't know if they get distracted by our tits, or what." "But, you know, every time that I've been like, but, you know, every time that I've been like," ""look at me!" It doesn't matter, so a couple days later, my husband's driving us to San Diego, like a nice little trip, a weekend trip, and I look over, and he's driving," "and I'm like, "oh, there's that right ear."" "Sunlight streaming in, he's got a thing of water, he just enjoyed a granola bar." "I'm like..." "This could be, like, a great time to have, like, a really meaningful conversation with him." "So, I said, "honey i was thinking if I died and all my friends were single, which one of them would you wanna marry?"" "Which one of them would you wanna marry?"" "And..." "Some people kind of groan, and it's like, look, I know which friend of his I'd wanna sleep with." "We've all thought about it." "It's a three hour drive." "Can we have a juicy conversation, or not?" "I mean, come on!" "We don't have trust issues." "Who gives a shit?" "Let's get-- come on." "So, he says to me, he goes, "Heather if you died i am never, ever getting married again." "I'm just so fucking tired."" "I'm like, "well, now, how the hell..." "I'm like, "well, now, how the hell is that a compliment?" "That is not a compliment, okay?"" "Then I got kinda pissed, I'm like, "oh, really?" "You're tired?" "I am the one who should be frikkin' tired, okay?"" "Because my husband snores, and he doesn't just snore, he's actually been diagnosed with sleep apnea." "And I know this for a fact because, I don't mean to brag, but we do have health insurance." "He, like, spent the night in the university, and they came back, they're like, "he has sleep apnea, which means he actually stops breathing in between the snores."" "Which is, like, pretty serious." "So he comes home, and he gets, like, this apparatus, and he gets, like, this apparatus, that looks like he's outta the movie alien, or something, and I'm like, "okay, well good, you know, like, put it on." "Let's, you know..."" "And he's like, "oh, fuck that shit, let's have another bottle of red wine and a cigar."" "He does this thing where it's like he goers around the asshole, separates the balls, and does, like, a dog leg jiggle." "This started like two years ago." "I'm like, "what, did your asshole just get itchier in the marriage?" "'Cause I don't remember you doing that."" "He's like," "I'm like, "have you had a cold for a decade?" "!" "Get a neti pot." "What the fuck?" "!"" "I can't handle the clearing of the throat!" "So this is basically any given night that I'm about to go to sleep." "I lay my head on the pillow." "I'm like, "okay..."" ""Oh fuck, it's starting." "Fall asleep, Heather." "Fall asleep." "Fall asleep, you dumb bitch." "Fall asleep!" "You got three seconds to fall asleep!" "Fall asleep!" "Oh, god." "Fall asleep!" "Oh, god." "Why did you stay up late to watch the housewives?" "You have to fall asleep before him!" "You have to fall asleep before him!" "Oh, god, I don't wanna go on the couch." "I don't know where the sheets are that fit that thing, and it pulls out, and, god damnit." "Is it wrong to take nyquil when you don't even have a cold?" "Is." "Dr. drew gonna come to my house and be like, 'you know what?" "Now you're addicted to nyquil." "You've taken it 17 days in a row." "We got you a place at promises.'"" "It's like, "oh my god, did you cross over to the other side!" "?" "Did you see the light?" "Tell me, what's it like." "Did you talk to papa Joe?" "What about Amy winehouse?" "Is she mad that I used to make fun of her?" "I'm sorry." "It was just a really good impression and we owned the wig." "I'm sorry."" "I am telling you, in between the snores," "I have decided what I'm gonna wear to the funeral." "I have decided what I'm gonna wear to the funeral." "I'm going with a simple black wrap dress." "I'm not gonna go with these shoes, they're a tad garish, my husband did just die." "I wanna do it with a simple wedge." "It'll be better for the grass in the burial." "And then, I i don't care what my mother says," "I'm going with the pre-made deli sandwiches." "I think it's weird when someone has to make their sandwich from scratch." "They're in mourning." "It's weird." "You're stuck with the Russian dressing and the yellow bread that's in your fridge for a year, reminding you of the death." "Like, I have frikkin' thought of everything." "Sometimes I'm like, "you know what?" "I could really use a sister wife."" "Like, I get it, you know?" "Who am I to judge your lifestyle, you know?" "Not just to sleep with my husband on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but just to help with, like, the homework and stuff." "You know?" "'Cause I'm not good with the arts and crafts and you know those mormons know their way around a glue gun, and..." "I don't know how to cut felt and all that shit." "Like... it's awful." "God." "And it's like-it's just hard." "The other day my son, the younger one, the other day my son, the younger one, called me into the bathroom in a panic, and he's like, "mommy, mommy, come here!"" "I'm like, "what's wrong?" And he's sitting on the toilet, and he goes, "look, mommy."" "And I look between his legs, and there in the toilet bowl is a hotwheels car parked between two giant shits." "He's like, "mommy, you gotta get it, please, mommy, please, it's my favorite one, mommy." "It's got the lightening bolt on the side." "Please, I'm sorry I dropped it!" "Please, pretty mommy, please!" "You're the prettiest, pretty mommy, please, mommy!"" "Disgusting." "Now, obviously any woman in my position would call for the husband to help out and fish out the hotwheels car." "But on this particular day, I didn't have that luxury, 'cause my husband was out golfing, which can go anywhere from three to 13 hours." "Why that game takes so fucking long, I don't know." "Also, ladies, you know there's no cell reception on any golf course in all of north America." "Doesn't matter if you're texting, email, att, verizon, nothing works." "Nothing works." "I'll be like, "I tried to call you."" "He's like, "oh, really?" "I guess on the ninth hole, I don't know what happened."" "So, my son is traumatized." "I'm like..." ""You know what, Heather, you are the mother, you signed up for it, like, just get the car out." You know, so..." "I got a ladle and I'm like..." "You know, horrible." "Couple hours pass, I'm like, okay, whatever, you know, get on with our lives, you know, get on with our lives, and my husband walks in and I'm like," ""hey, you get a hole in one, or scrabble, or par six, or whatever, 'cause if you're hungry I whipped up some soup for you." "I dunno, got a little black bean organic." "I don't know if you're hungry."" "I'm like, "well..." "You know, you're gone all day, at least tell me what is goin' on with Joe's divorce."" "He's like," ""We don't talk about stuff like that."" "For seven hours?" "!" "Let me tell you something." "I talked to this Joe for four minutes at a kid's birthday party." "I talked to this Joe for four minutes at a kid's birthday party." "I found out that is wife was addicted to oxycontin, okay?" "He put a tracking device on the top of her range rover, and found out that it was parked very day at her trainer's house, Kevin, for four hours a day, and she gained weight." "That's the kind of shit I bring home to the party, okay?"" "And you know when you have juicy scoop for your husbands, they-they eat it up like a sorority sister." "They're like, "really?" "What?" "Oh my god." "Why'd she say that?" "Why didn't they invite you out to dinner?" "That was rude." "Did you see her post?" "I don't know about that..."" "Like..." "They don't reciprocate!" "It's like, what?" "They don't reciprocate!" "It's like, what?" "All he does is come home with a sunburned face, like, thanks a lot, Santa claus." "How's golf enhancing my life at all?" "This is bullshit!" "Everyone always talks about marriage." ""Oh, who's getting married?" "Who's getting married?"" "And uh..." "People are obsessed with when Jen Aniston's gonna get married and we get all the magazines, you know, every week." "It's like, "when are they gonna get married?" "Oh, she's pregnant with twins."" "But I just saw her on the interview, and she's always matter-of-fact about it." "She's like, "no, we are good." "We are great." "She's like, "no, we are good." "We are great." "No, Justin and I, we're raising our own chickens, and making our own omelets from scratch, we're good." "We're great, yeah." "Yeah, I've got my aveeno skin care, and my smart water, and a really great hair serum." "I am good." "I am great, yeah." "We'll go to Mexico," "I like a really great Margarita, and I like to do my yoga." "I am good." "I am great, Ross!"" "It's just so..." "I also, uh, have a beautiful stepdaughter, and she's beautiful, she's actually half vietnamese, so..." "Yes, I do enjoy the free foot massages every other weekend, thank you." "Now I get 'em all the time 'cause she lives with us full-time, and..." "Um..." "And..." "You know, even though she lives with us, her mom will still call and leave me a million messages about how to feed her." "And I'll have-- with two days, I'll get six messages and I'll have-- with two days, I'll get six messages that go something like this," ""Hi, it MacKenzie mom." "I'm just calling to make sure that you give MacKenzie broccoli." "She like-a healthy food." "She like-a healthy broccoli." "Don't you just give her hot dog and popcorn like you give to your boy." "She like the healthy food." "She like the healthy broccoli." "And you make sure it's fresh, not frozen neither." "And you can afford it." "You can afford it." "You tell Peter he can afford it!" "And you cut up all the little pieces." "And you cut up all the little pieces." "To much not good." "It not good." "It not good." "It not good." "It not good for my MacKenzie." "She like-a healthy food." "She like-a healthy broccoli." Beep!" "I'm like, fuck, I get it, she likes the broccoli, like..." "Give a stepmother a break." "And because I am the stepmother, and we've been, like, villainized in every Walt Disney movie ever created," "I really go out of my way, like, to be really nice." "She has the biggest room." "Every morning I'm like, "hi, would you like some scrambled eggs or some chocolate chip pancakes?"" "Would you like some scrambled eggs or some chocolate chip pancakes?"" ""Come on, leave me alone."" "I don't know if any of you have a 14 year-old daughter in your life, or girl, 14 year-old girl, but, uh, mine doesn't listen or speak, so it's like living with Helen Keller, it's a real blast." "And, uh..." "So..." "I'm like, you know, "hey, personality plus, can you just, like, crack a smile?"" "So, she had this big science project due, and, um, and, um, and my husband and I kept going, "can we help you?" "It's a big part of your grade."" ""No, just shut the door!" "Leave me alone." "Ugh."" "So she gets it back and she gets a c+, and, you know, because it's a completely average, unoriginal science project." "She took three plants, three different waters, tap, distilled, and bottled, and saw which plant flourished the most." "I had a great idea for an original science project, you know, but nobody asked the stepmother." "Mine was, you take tampons, you soak it in three different kind of vodka, mine was, you take tampons, you soak it in three different kind of vodka, and you shove it up three different sized women," "and you see who gets drunk the fastest." "Now that is an original science project that has not been done to death." "Can't you just see the little board thing, and you compare Belvedere to cîroc, flavored versus not, how tall the girl is, how long she kept it in." "I've got three girls back at my office that would have been a test subject on any given Tuesday, okay, you know." "But, no, don't ask me, I'm just a stepmother." "I don't know, I'm not looking forward to these teenage years" "I don't know, I'm not looking forward to these teenage years that we're in." "There was this one story when I was in catholic school, in the Bible, I don't know if you guys know it, but it kind of bothered me as a kid, but it really bothers me as a mom," "and Jesus was about 13 and he had wandered off, for like a day." "Mary had no idea where he was, and she fi- she was very worried, she finally found him, and for the first time he was preaching to the elders in the temple, and she said, "Jesus, I didn't know where you were." "I was so worried about you."" "And he looks at her, and he says, "woman, don't you know who I am?"" "I'm like, if I was Mary, I'd be like," ""yeah, Jesus, I know who you are, okay?" "I gave birth to you without ever having sex, let alone an orgasm, alright?" "In a manger with hay up my ass, no epidural, three strange men I didn't know from Adam who insisted on being there for the birth, like that wasn't a little awkward, no I don't need any myrrh." "Yeah, Jesus, I know who you are, I was just a little worried."" "I mean, even Jesus as a teenager was a bit of a prick." "I'm just saying." "It's not sacrilegious, he was human, everyone relax." "It's not sacrilegious, he was human, everyone relax." "Right now my sons are in that..." "Stage, you know, that horrible stage, organized sports." "Talk about fuckin' up a girl's weekend, it's like..." "Pretty much praying that neither of them succeed at anything." "It's like, "no, I don't really wanna get in an rv and go to, you know Bakersfield with a traveling soccer team." "No, I don't." "I hope you lose." "I really do."" "It sounds awful." "And, uh..." "But this one thing happened one time at a soccer game." "My sons have my husband's last name, which is dobias." "You know, but I'm known as Heather McDonald, but I have dobias on my license, like, in case one-you know, like an emergency, like one of them has to go to the emergency room," "or I need my husband's credit card, like something really important." "And..." "But I'm at the soccer game with my sons, and t-the team mom is like," ""okay team snack today is dobias." "Dobias?" "Do you know who dobias is?"" "I'm like, "I dunno, I'm Heather McDonald." "I'm like, "I dunno, I'm Heather McDonald." "Like, some mom's gotta get her shit together, 'cause these kids were excepting their orange slices, like, come on!" "Get an icalendar, like, what's you're problem?" "You know?"" "Because, you know, I just, uh," "I worry about my kids, you know, growing up and not being grateful," "I think we all can agree with that, you know, living in America, and everybody having so much, but I also know that I am never gonna wake up at 50 and look my kids in the eyes and say," ""I gave yo the best years of my life."" "'Cause I didn't." "Like, I'm out here with you guys..." "'Cause I didn't." "Like, I'm out here with you guys..." "I'm traveling the country getting felt up by strangers, drinking and shopping." "It's pretty great, so..." "But, you know, I try to teach them, you know, to be grateful, and I say, "you guys have no idea..." "There are kids in Africa that have no apps at all." "Just imagine the horror of a blank iPad." "What would you do on a car ride?"" "You know, so I try to teach the, but, um..." "This one thing happened and I didn't even plan on it, this one thing happened and I didn't even plan on it, but we watched the amazing race with our kids, and, uh, the contestants were in India," "and they were in the very poorest part of India, and my kids were kinda like taken aback, and I'm like, "I'm glad you're seeing this, 'cause this is about how one third of the world lives." "You guys are so lucky." "Just the fact that you were born in America, you're blessed."" "And... and, um..." "So..." "Then a couple days later my sons started giving me some 'tude." "You know, I'm like, "could you please, you know, could you please go brush your teeth?"" ""I'm doing it." "I'm doing it." "God, you told me so many times." "I'm doing it."" "God, you told me so many times." "I'm doing it."" "And so I said to him, I go," ""you know what i actually don't think I'm the best mom for you." "I actually think you could do better, I'm just saying." "And I went on the Internet and I found this site." "It's like eharmony for mothers and sons." "Turns out you're a perfect match with a wonderful woman in India, and she has a son about your age named rashid, and we talked, and rashid's gonna come over here and play with your Xbox and swim in your pool," "and you're gonna go over and play with his rocks and flies."" "And you're gonna go over and play with his rocks and flies."" "And..." "At first he was kinda freaked out, you know, and he's like, "no, I don't wanna go." You know." "And then he got that I was joking, and then it kinda became this thing that he and my younger son would sort of tease each other if they're about to get in trouble they'd be like," ""ooh, you're get in-- You're gonna get in trouble."" ""No, you're gonna get in trouble." "You're going to India."" ""No, everyone's gonna see you take a poopoo bath with strangers."" ""No, everyone's gonna see your butt hole" ""no, everyone's gonna see your butt hole in the middle of the street, 'cause there's no toilets."" ""No, you're gonna eat stinky rice with cows in the middle of the town."" "And it was just something fun, you know, that we did in the home." "Every family's different, you know..." "And I didn't think much of it, and then one day I had to go to bank of America, and I rarely go to the bank, you know, anymore, and I had to go, and I, like, had the boys with me," "and I just put 'em near an empty loan officer's desk." "I'm like, "just sit there." And, uh..." "And I'm doing my business and they start punching each other, but I don't turn around until there's blood." "And they start punching each other." "And they start punching each other." "And it starts." ""Ooh, you're in trouble." "No, you're goin' to India."" ""No, you're goin' to India."" ""Everyone's gonna see your butt hole because you gotta take a poopoo bath with strangers."" ""No, you're gonna take a poopoo bath with strangers in the middle of India."" ""No you are, and you're gonna eat the stinky rice with the cows."" "And I look up, and every teller is clearly from India." "And at that point you just gotta own up to it." "And I'm like..." ""I am so sorry but who's kids are those?" "I mean, seriously." "...but who's kids are those?" "I mean, seriously." "Awful."" "And then I had to, like, sneak out of there so they didn't see me abandoning them, and just like..." "So they..." "'Cause my worst is when another parent thinks I'm a bad parent." "Like a parent tries to parent you." "I think that's the worst." "We were in costco, and my son was about five at the time, and this woman was, like, right next to us, and someone had bumped their cart into my son by accident," "and he goes," ""what the fuck?"" "And... she looks at me, and I know what she's thinking, obviously he got the language at home, you know, I'm a horrible mother, should she call child protective services, does the child need to be removed and go to foster care," "like everything's going through her head." "So I just go," ""I am so sorry, but my son has tourette's, okay?" "So I'm sure you can imagine what I go through having to raise a child like that, so empathy here, mother to mother."" "So empathy here, mother to mother."" "And then, like, she was kind of was still hanging around us during costco, so then I was like, "okay, listen." "You're never gonna say it again, but right now you're gonna say fuck a few times." "Twice by the grapes, and then by the roses, and then you're never ever saying it again." "She's watching." "Just go, 'fuck, fuck, grapes, roses.' by that woman, and then we leave, then you're never, ever saying it again."" "I don't know if-I feel like this kind of happened to me about year ten of my marriage," "I don't know if any of you guys have found it." "I found I became weirdly obsessed with shows like snapped, forensic files," "48 hour mystery, dateline, basically anything that deals with infidelity, killing one's spouses, disposing of their dead body for insurance money." "I cannot get enough of those shows, especially when it's about rich white people." "I'm like, "oh, give it to me!"" "I frikkin'" " I get a big glass of chardonnay, my husband, you know, dvrs it." "He's like, my husband, you know, dvrs it." "He's like," ""there's a real good one tonight, it's two hours long." "It's a bout a dentist." And I go, "oh, yeah!"" "Like, I love it." "But a little tip to any of you that are offing" "Ever thinking of offing your spouse, may I suggest, I've watched enough of these, do not mapquest where you're gonna dump the dead body, because I'm not that swift on the computer, but, woohoo, note to self, they track that shit back to your hard drive, okay?" "So buy a map in cash from a place with no surveillance cameras." "I'm just saying." "Also, ladies, do not schedule your boob job also, ladies, do not schedule your boob job for the day after your husband's funeral." "It also does not bode well for the defense, but, um..." "My favorite stories are the ones" "I think they're on daylight, it's when Keith morrison..." "He narrates it." "He's the guy with, like, the fluffy white hair." "But then they try to hip him up with, like a chocolate leather jacket." "And he tells the story, and he's like," ""it was an unusually cold October evening in this sleepy midwestern town when the doorbell rang at 9:15." "...when the doorbell rang at 9:15." "A little late for visitors, perhaps a lost pet, or something faaar more sinister."" "I get so excited." "Nothing pisses me off more, though, than when I'm about half way through, and I'm like," ""oh, god, I saw this one." "This is just, like, a ten minute update on an appeal at the end!" "Screw you, dateline, how dare you trick me like that?" "Is no one new killing their spouse?" "Like, what's up?"" "I also love, uh, Nancy grace." "'Cause Nancy grace, something happens with Nancy grace where she will get ahold of a story that no one else is even reporting on, and she will do, like, 78 episodes on this same missing person." "And 'bout a year ago, a couple of us from work were gonna go to Mexico, to cabo, and, you know, there's been a lot of crime there and everything, so, of course, I tell my mom, and she's a bit of an alarmist," "and she's like, "you can't go to Mexico, they decapitate you the minute you get off the plane!"" "I'm like, "no, mom, I think we'll be okay."" "You know, and so, like..." "Then I start to think about it, I'm like," ""what if something did happen to me while I'm on this trip?"" ""What if something did happen to me while I'm on this trip?"" "And then Nancy grace gets ahold of the story, and every time you turn on hln she's like," ""Where is this missing mother of three?" "!"" ""Let me ask you this." "I'm gonna ask you this question 'cause I find it perplexing." "Okay?" "Is it appropriate that a married mother of three be wearing a bikini around her co-workers?" "I don't think so." "Where is this missing mother of three?" "!" "Let me ask you this." "I'm gonna ask you this one question 'cause you are the expert in the field, and then we're gonna go to break." "This woman, Heather McDonald, is holding a huge glass of chardonnay on the cover of one of her books, obviously she's an alcoholic." "Where is this missing mother of three?" "!" "Let me ask you this." "I'm gonna ask you this one question, and we're gonna go to break, 'cause I find it perplexing and it is disturbing, okay, obviously this woman probably woke up in a sun-drenched drunken haze," "in a sun-drenched drunken haze, and is wandering the streets of Mexico with drug cartel all around" "Maybe this woman is so stupid she deserved to be kidnapped." "I don't know, but what I do know is I'm the only one who is asking where is this missing mother of three, and why am I the only one who is looking for her?" "!"" "Can you imagine?" "All... the free publicity that I could get form that." "...that I could get form that." "I do occasionally get recognized, and um," "I love it." "And, uh," "I was at a Starbucks recently, right here in la, but it was one I had never been to before, we have more than one, and I, um..." "So I was looking down at my phone as I'm waiting, and the barista goes," ""Heather, what can I get for you?"" "I go, "ooh, god, thank you." "Um, I'll have a Turkey bacon sandwich and a latte, and here's a couple dollars for you." "Thanks for not canceling your cable," "I really appreciate that, I know it's been a tough economy." "Thanks for watching."" "Thanks for watching."" "And then she's like, "Heather, what can I get for you?"" "I'm like, "I'm good." "I can wait." "I'm fine."" "Again, she's like, "Heather, what can I get for you?"" "I'm like, "hey, stars are just like us." "You know?" "I can wait."" "And then I realize she's saying, "hey there." "What can I get for you?"" "To every single person that walked into the Starbucks." "So I'm like, "okay, now who feels like a big a-hole, okay."" "And I, uh," "I was at target the other day, and, um," "I don't mean to brag, but there's one, like, really close to my house," "I don't mean to brag, but there's one, like, really close to my house, pretty convenient." "And, uh, I was there, and these two teenage boys kept looking and whispering at me, and, obviously, you know, I do look a lot younger than I am, but after a while I'm like, "sorry, I can't go to prom with you."" "And then, um, then I kinda panicked because I realized" "I was wearing a red shirt and tan pants, which is not the outfit you wanna wear when you're shopping at target." "'Cause they're not, like, really strict with the uniform, 'cause they're not, like, really strict with the uniform, you can kinda make it your own, like do a Capri pant, or like, a collared shirt, or just a simple v-neck." "So I'm like, "oh fuck, they're gonna ask me where the swiffers are."" "You know, like..." "And then..." "You know, they keep looking, and I'm like," ""I dunno, maybe they know me from stand-up or what."" "You know, and finally they're like," ""Celine?"" "And let me tell you something..." "I know I look like Celine Dion, because people tell me at least once a week," ""hey you look like Celine Dion."" "And, you know, she's an amazing talent, a great singer, and, you know, she's an amazing talent, a great singer, but can we all agree she's kind of a geek?" "Like in every interview, she's like," ""You know we got a puppy." "We did." "And you know, my son rené, he used to have such long hair, and I used to say, "honey, let me cut it, open up your face a little bit, sweetheart."" "But he said, "no." You know why?" "Because he's nine and he makes his own decisions." "♪ And that's the way it is ♪" "♪ That's the way it is ♪" "You know I just gave birth to twins." "I did, yeah." "And when they graduate from high school, my husband rené will be 103." "But rené, he is my everything." "And you know when we make love I have to get on top because he has a heart condition." "But it is amazing all three times a year."" "♪ 'Cause I'm his lady ♪" "♪ I drove all night ♪" "Celine!" "Kinda tries to act, like, rock and roll, now." "So my husband and I, we went to go see her at Caesar's and, uh, you know, she sang great, and she was beautiful, well, obviously, because she looks like me," "and, uh..." "But she tried to be funny, like, in between the songs." "She'd be like," ""oh, well you know, now I have three boys." "Actually four."" "Oh, shut up." "Like big, old, fat rené is like her fourth son." "It's like, we all remember when you were 12 and he as 50 and you went on your first date." "That wasn't frikkin' weird?" "We just forget about that?" "So, uh..." "So, uh..." "The other day my agent called me, and he's like," ""hey do you wanna do... this..." "This gig, this private gig?"" "And when you're a stand-up, sometimes you're like, corporate events or private parties, and they pay very well." "The only kinda hitch is that you have to incorporate who you're performing for into your stand-up." "So like, if I was doing an accounting firm, I'd be like," ""oh, Brad and his calculators, am I right, ladies?"" "And then everybody nudges each other," ""oh, she's talking about Brad."" "And..." "And..." "Not every gig can be a cool, you know, north Hollywood valley crowd, like I like here, you know." "Catholic school doesn't pay for itself, people, okay, you gotta do what you gotta do." "So I said," ""well, yeah, I wanna do it." "What is the event?"" "He goes, "well, they wanna make sure that you do adult humor."" "I'm like, "well, yeah, I'm not, like, doin' balloon animals." "Why?"" "And he's like, "well, it's a swingers convention."" "And I'm like, "oh, like swing dancing?"" ""No, like swingers." And I'm like," ""no, like swingers." And I'm like," ""okay, no offense to the swingers who are in the audience tonight, this crowd, this foursome right here." "And..." "'Cause you guys are all attractive, and I'm sure you get it on and have fun, but I..." "Everything I've ever seen on swingers, like a documentary, it is like the oldest hippies, with, the worst bodies, and their, like, balls hanging low, and they're like, "hey, you know what, it's really about trusting your partner." "We're getting out the futons, and I light the tiki torches, and it's kind of a potluck, and we just really explore each others' bodies and we call it adult play." "And we call it adult play." "We like to adult play and then we get to know each other, and yeah." "Just really about having a great time in the summer."" "I'm like, oh my god." "What-if I took this gig, what kind of material am I supposed to come up with?" "Hey ladies, you know when your neighbor is doing you from behind, and your other neighbor walks into the foyer, and you realize you forgot to return that casserole dish?" "Awkward." "Am I right, ladies?" "Hey, ladies, you know when you're dropping off your child at his elementary school and you see your friend, at his elementary school and you see your friend, and you're like, "hey, Jill," "I really enjoyed having your husband's dick up my asshole, but next time I'm bringing the cheesecake." "Yes, I am."" "I mean..." "And it's not like I'm a prude, okay?" "My husband and I watch our porn..." "Spartacus, and..." "It's pretty good." "It's like porn with a history lesson." "I mean, some shit went down during the..." "Pretty good, um..." "But, you know, we're parents and we have to be responsible and kinda plan for sexy time." "And we have to be responsible and kinda plan for sexy time." "You know, we've gotta make sure that the Benadryl has really set in." "We don't wanna be woken." "And, um," "I like fantasy, so, like, in the very first part of our marriage we used to do the whole Kobe Bryant, girl at the Colorado inn, thing." "Remember that?" "And I'd be like, "here's your mini-bar, Mr. Bryant." "What?" "!"" "And... that was fun." "But pretty soon you gotta come up with some new-more, you know, new material, and..." "So, you know, now we do, like, teenage hitchhiker, so, you know, now we do, like, teenage hitchhiker, or he's a doctor and I don't have insurance." "I think it's time for my breast exam, or what about that pap smear?" "Can ya..." "Can ya help me?" "It's been six months." "Is this a free clinic or not?" "Or I like to do, like, we play the bachelor, where we pretend like, you know, he's the bachelor and our bedroom is the fantasy suite, and I have to fuck him better than the other two girls" "in order to get the final rose and the Neil Lane ring." "And the, like, half way through the bone, I'm like, and the, like, half way through the bone, I'm like," ""I'm really not here for the right reasons," "I really wanna come in second, become the bachelorette, get on dancing with the stars, then get on the cover of people, then get a job on entertainment tonight." "He's like, "oh my god, stop talking!"" "I'm like, "well, I'm sorry that you're not an actor and can't appreciate what I'm doing." "This is an improv, I'm adding to the backstory, like, god." "Take a character study class, like, whatever."" "'Cause, see, my husband is not an actor, he's a mortgage broker, so he's been a little depressed these last six and a half years, but he's been a little depressed these last six and a half years, but..." "I came up with this one scenario that works really well." "Where I pretend to come to his office for a loan." "But I have really bad credit." "So then he has to show me how to raise that fico score." ""Oh, yeah, get it up to 780, you can do it!"" ""But what about my 30 day late at nordstrom?" "What are you gonna do Christian Grey?" "What are you gonna do?" "!"" "Ah..." "Ah..." "So fun, you know?" "'Cause I don't think I could be single, you know, 'cause for one, I would need my husband's help" "I don't know how to do that kind of stuff." "That'd be awkward." "I can't compete with these sluts today," "I really can't." "What am I gonna have to do, take a picture of my vagina two minutes after meeting some guy on the Internet, while I'm in the carpool Lane?" ""Hold on, let me just..." "Met this guy at a bar." "Seems like he'll really like me."" "And then send it to him." "Whatever." "Gross." "Whatever." "Gross." "I mean, good for you, 20 year-old sluts, you know, I appreciate it, but..." "No, 'cause I was reading cosmo the other day, and I'm like," "I've read that magazine my entire life, and I was reading and I was like, "you know what, Heather?" "Maybe this ship has sailed." "Maybe it's time you pick up a redbook, you know?"" "'Cause I'm reading it, I'm like, "no."" "Going through all the articles, I'm like, don't really need to read another article on tips about what to do with the space between my husband's balls and his asshole." "I didn't even know that was a thing." "You know, you don't introduce something new, a decade in." "You know, like I said, good for you sluts, you know, learning new tricks, keep your nose to the grindstone, you know, learning new tricks, keep your nose to the grindstone, stay competitive, good for you, it's hard out there." "You know?" "One thing I kinda noticed as I turned 40 is, um..." "I do have something kinda special, it's what I like to call a vagina armpit." "I don't know if anybody else has one." "Mine is like a little vagina." "Anybody?" "Ladies?" "It's like a little soft vagina." "It's-it's waxed, just like everybody likes 'em." "Just two little vaginas." "Some women have one, I have three." "And I just try to look on the bright side of... aging, and, um..." "I went out with my friend the other day." "I went out with my friend the other day." "It was her birthday, I still have some single friends, and why is it, girls, that you can dance all night long, you do the Booty drop, the whole thing, and the minute you walk to your car you're like," ""I have Parkinson's." "I am now a cripple." "I..." "Happy birthday, but I'm a paraplegic, so, thanks for the fun night, 'cause I'm never walking again."" "What the hell?" "So, um, gonna tell you this story that, uh, little intimate story about my family." "Little intimate story about my family." "We do this thing at my house called a cookie party." "You take those nestlé tollhouse cookies that come in the little square pre-dough." "Stick it on a... on a pan and you stick in the oven, come out and you have a cookie party, it's pretty fun, I suggest you guys try it." "And uh..." "My husband started the cookie party 8:30 on a Monday night." "Moms, can we agree?" "That's a little late for a cookie party." "Okay?" "But, you know what?" "I'm Heather McDonald, I can rock the frikkin' cookie party." "I'm the coolest-ass mom around." "You know, like, okay, so what?" "So while the cookies are cooking, so while the cookies are cooking," "I had to try on dresses for an event." "And, um, I was lucky enough to have some sent to me, so I wanted to wear one of them." "But every single one I put on was, like, really short, and booby, and really tight, and I come out to have my husband zip me up, and he's like, "I'm not even gonna bother," "you look like a New Jersey housewife." "Like, turn around." I'm like, "oh..."" "And so, you know, I was kinda having, like, one of those "ah-ha" moments that you have at a certain age as a woman, where you realize..." "There comes a time in a woman's life when the length of her skirt should exceed the length of her tampon string." "You know what I mean?" "It's like, cover up, old lady." "You know?" "It's like, cover up, old lady." "You know?" "Ship has sailed, so..." "I was down to, like, one dress, that was, like, to here." "Not too booby." "But it was like, two sizes too small, but it was the appropriate style, so I whipped out my industrial strength spanx, that, I don't know, you women, some of them" "The 20 year-olds don't know about it, the people over 35 do." "It's like, it comes down to the legs, it's like biking shorts, comes around the back fat, over the whole thing." "There's a slit so you can pee like this, 'cause if you tried to take it down at a cocktail party you'd be sweating." "'Cause if you tried to take it down at a cocktail party you'd be sweating." "It's ridiculous." "My husband saw it, he's like," ""uh, are you going scuba diving?" "What the fuck is that?" "Did you book a trip to the galapagos islands I don't know about?" "What's happening here?"" "I'm like, "never mind." "It makes the dress look better."" "So meanwhile the cookies come out, and my husband tells my son, "hey, don't take the cookies off the pan with the spatula until they've cooled, otherwise they'll break."" "I don't hear this, I come out, I'm like," "♪ who's ready for cookie party?" "♪" "♪ Who's ready for cookie party?" "♪" "And I take the spatula, and the cookie breaks." "And my son goes," ""god, mom, you ruined it!" "You ruined the cookie party!" "Mom ruined the cookie party, dad!" "Now the cookie party's ruined!"" "And I just had one of those moments like those women in snapped, where I was like, "you will not cry over broken cookies when there are children in this world that don't even have clean water to drink," "you ungrateful little shit!"" "My head's spinning, I'm not sweating," "I'm like, "now nobody gets cookies!"" "And I take all the cookies and I throw them in the trash, and I take all the cookies and I throw them in the trash, and my other son would have eaten a broken cookie off the garage floor," "he's like, "what?" "Hm?" "What?"" "So..." "And I'm like, "go to your room!"" "And this other thing that happened since I turned 40 is if I go on a trampoline, or yell at my son suddenly," "I pee a little." "And I'm like, "go to your room!" "Go to your room!"" "So my husband comes, and I'm like," ""can you believe it?" "Can you believe him?"" "And he goes," ""well, you really shoulda waited for the cookies to cool first."" "I'm like, "what kind of monsters are we raising?" "!"" "So then, ten minutes passed," "I walk by his room and I hear him still whimpering about the broken cookie, in his room." "I'm like, "are you frikkin' kidding me?"" "I walk in there and I go, "really?" "Really?" "You're crying over a broken cookie?" "Oh, I'll give you something to cry about."" "And I saw this big lego military ship that he'd been putting to-- Oh, shut up." "That he'd been putting to-- Oh, shut up." "Do you know how sick of these legos I am?" "!" "There are thousands and thousands of legos." "Do you know how many times I've stepped on 'em?" "!" "I've got the scars on the bottom of my feet to prove it." "They're rectangles with two little circles in them." "You wanna see it?" "!" "It's not pretty." "So I picked up that lego ship, and I said, "really?" "You're gonna cry over broken cookies?" "Really?"" "And then I looked up, and I saw my reflection in his mirror and what I didn't share with you, ...and what I didn't share with you, is that I was still wearing..." "The spanx contraption in the very flattering color of nude with, like, a makeshift bun, and some red heels, holding this military ship, and I'm like, "oh my god." "I am frikkin' scarier than Joan Crawford in mommy dearest with noxzema on her face, screaming about wire hangers."" "I'm like, "I better apologize to this kid, or he's gonna get a book deal and sell more books than I could ever even try to imagine."" "Than I could ever even try to imagine."" "But I'll tell you something." "I don't mean to brag, but he doesn't cry over broken cookies anymore." "Someone's doing something right." "So, uh..." "Take a note from my book, um..." "I, uh..." "I'm gonna just say one more thing before I go, and it's kinda of- kind of serious, but, you know, lots of celebrities have their causes, you know, people have, like, pets, or whatever." "And um..." "So this one is-is mine, so this one is-is mine, and just hear me through before you make a decision, but I believe, in certain circumstances, certain situations, marital rape is okay, and let me tell you why 'cause I've been guilty of it, okay?" "You come home late after having five, six cosmos with the other homeroom moms, to find your man just passed out on the bed, wearing only a pair of boxers totally devoid of any elasticity.." "Oh please, like that whore's not asking for it?" "I like to climb up on top of him and go "shhhhh." "I like to climb up on top of him and go "shhhhh." "Shhhhh." "Don't act like you don't know what's gonna happen." "This isn't the first time, dirty boy, no, it's not." "You're just gonna lie there, let me get what I want, no one has to wake up, nobody gets hurt, just do what I say, if you wake those kids" "Don't you fucking wake the kids!"" "You guys have been awesome." "Thank you so much!" "Had a blast." "Thank you."
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"As a girl, you see the world like a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such." "But one day you look around and see a prison." "And you're on death row." "You want to run or scream or cry." "But something's locking you up." "Are other folks' cows chewing cud till the hour come when their heads roll?" "Or are theyjust keeping quiet, like you planning their escape?" "On your left, honey." "What's that cashier's name?" "Can't say." "When did he start working here?" "Don't know." "Yesterday?" "Who is he?" "Don't know." "Can't say." "What are you doing?" "It's called work, princess." "Kind of fun." "You might want to give it a go someday." "Attention, shoppers." "There's a retail Rodeo special on aisle three." "Liquid Drain cleaner, two cans for 5 dollars." "Liquid Drain cleaner has churning power and will churn through your pipes." "Ladies, shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes." "That's Liquid Drain cleaner, on aisle three." "Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at retail Rodeo." "Hey, Justine?" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "I was just curious." "Have you ever been to a bible study?" "We got a good one every Wednesday at the 1 st Church of Nazarene." "Rodney comes, Benita comes." "You got any interest in reading the bible?" "I have my own, you know, beliefs." "We don't preach fire and brimstone." "Ten Commandments, gotta live by those." "We're not interested in scaring people." "We're about loving Jesus." "I kind of like my nights to myself." "Maybe you'II have eternal hellfire all to yourself." "Just kidding." "Drive safe." "Bye-bye." "Hey, Justine." "Hey, Teeny." "How was your day?" "The same." "How's yours?" "Wind was flipping up paint in our eyes." "Paint stings." "I feel like I've been attacked by hornets in my eyeballs." "Bubba, stand up." "Why?" "For Christ's sakes." "Look at that couch, phil." "Y'aII got paint all over it." "This ain't gonna come off." "Damn it, phil." "I think we got most of it up." "You two were stoned." "Keep doing that, you'II slip off the ladder and crack open your head." "You do stupid things when you're high." "Like what?" "Like sitting on my couch with your big blue ass." "Everything turns to shit." "We finally get nice things and everything just gets messed up." "Why is this TV buzzing?" "It's the wind doing that." "They say the wind's different lately." "Different from what?" "What you reading?" "Catcher in the Rye." "I'm named after it." "What's your name, Catcher?" "holden." "After holden caulfield." "He's the main character." "What's he do?" "He's put upon by society." "The hypocrisy of the world." "I notice that you're not very social." "I'm a writer, so...." "What do you write?" "novels, plays, screenplays, stories, poetry." "Justine'II be right over with you." "I better go." "What happens at the end of your book?" "He has a nervous breakdown, goes to a mental hospital." "You don't get paid to pick your crack." "You get paid to work." "I'm not sure I can do makeovers." "Come on." "little Pan-Cake, eyeliner, mascara, rouge and powder it up." "Then you take a moist tissue, roll it in a ball and toss it in their face." "I'm talking to a tree stump." "Where are you?" "Sorry, I'm just a little tired." "It's the food you eat." "Look at me." "I'm 1 0 years older than you and I've got 1 0 times your energy." "Because I don't eat meat, and I don't eat dairy." "probably why you can't get pregnant and why you have that hung-jaw look." "It's the cheese and the chicken." "The doctor says I'm fertile." "I couId re-popuIate the planet." "Then, what's the deal?" "Did he say you were getting enough vitamins?" "He didn't say." "Or you could make a paint where, at different angles the house is different colors." "Like, you stand at the front door and the house is red." "You stand at the street, the house is green." "Or you could make an invisible paint and make the whole house disappear." "What would be neat is a paint that could change the molecular structure of a house." "Like a chemicaI-acid deal." "What do you think, Teeny?" "I think you two are a pair of potheads." "Are you getting a whole one or a half?" "I'm getting that right there." "You didn't bring this in with you?" "Then I'II charge you for it." "This is a hand lotion so don't put it on any other part of your body." "We try to keep lawsuits to a minimum, unless the customer's at fault." "Do you always wear makeup?" "Not very often." "Here's your change." "Fuck you very much." "Excuse me?" "Thank you very much." "Good as new, I tell you." "Good as new." "You might be interested in purchasing some of the products" "I'm not buying anything today." "That'd be a mistake." "These are bargain prices." "I didn't bring my purse." "I hate my job." "That makes two of us." "I hate everybody here." "I hate Gwen." "I don't know what the hell she's so happy about." "I'm starting to understand why maniacs shoot everybody to pieces." "Maybe you're a maniac." "Maybe so." "You know, your lips are real pouty, Iike a woman." "Your eyes always look sad, the way they droop." "How old are you?" "22." "I'm an old lady next to you." "How old are you?" "How old do you think?" "I don't know." "I'm 30 years old." "How long have you been working here?" "Forever and a day." "You don't have a car?" "I Iive down the street." "You can ride in here." "Do you want to come in?" "I don't know." "I'm in a funk." "well, I'm not gonna beg you." "Be in my room." "Okay, Tom." "They call you "Tom"?" "It's my slave name." "holden is what I call myself." "This is my room." "Not a Iot to look at." "What are your folks like?" "They're okay." "They don't get me." "I mean, they're all right, I just...." "My husband doesn't get me." "Since when do you have a husband?" "Since seven years." "He's a painter." "What's he paint?" "Houses." "He's a pig." "He talks, but he doesn't think." "I'm sick of it." "Do you go to college?" "I had to drop out." "I had a problem with drinking." "But I'II go back." "I just gotta prove to my folks I can fly straight." "Did you go to college?" "I was afraid I'd lose phil if I went." "Now that'd be reason enough to go." "I was looking at you in the store, and I liked how you kept to yourself." "I saw in your eyes that you hate the world." "I hate it too." "You know what I'm talking about?" "After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse of light can make you giddy." "Strange thoughts come into your head and you better think them." "Has a special fate been calling you and you not listening?" "Is there a secret message in front of you and you're not reading it?" "Is this your last, best chance?" "Are you gonna take it?" "Or are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?" "Notifying your wife?" "If you had a wife." "Teeny, you're pretty." "Bubba, isn't Teeny pretty?" "I've seen better, I've seen worse." "No, that's why I ain't never married." "You got yourself the best fish in the sea." "I wonder what it'd be like to be a woman." "AII that smooth skin." "Long hair." "If I was a woman, I'd be a slut." "A lesbian slut." "Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm." "Lowers it to where?" "Maybe you're the infertile one around here." "Maybe every time you smoke a doobie, you're killing our unborn children." "Okay, close." "Why are you limping?" "I twisted up my ankle." "On the stairs." "I was wondering, maybe you'd give me a ride home?" "Yeah, sure." "Okay." "I'II talk to you about it later." "AII I know is, every woman should have one beau before any woman has two beaus." "He's not my beau, he's my friend." "Happy halloween, retail Rodeo shoppers." "There's a retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle four." "GhouIs, goblins, witches and warlocks wandering these aisles day after day I put a halloween curse on your hellish heads." "Goodnight, Corny." "Happy halloween." "I'm not a pagan but thanks all the same." "Which ankle did you twist, holden?" "My left." "You should put some cold water on it so it doesn't swell up and inflame." "You're a writer, so you have a goal, I guess." "I used to, you know, Iie in bed and imagine other cities." "Other jobs I couId have." "Other husbands." "Now I don't even know what to imagine anymore." "holden, I have a husband." "I thought you said he was a pig." "well...." "HoIden" "I don't want to hurt anybody." "I've been thinking about what you were saying about my sperm being low." "I mean, I know I've got good sperm." "Baby-making sperm." "I suppose it couldn't hurt to have it confirmed by an expert." "Who gives a shit?" "Who needs a fucking baby, anyway?" "Why don't you get that goddamn TV fixed?" "What the hell?" "It sounds like a helicopter is landing." "You want a blackberry?" "A man was selling them on the road." "No, thank you." "They're real sweet." "This is for you." "From holden." "Where is he?" "He's got the day off." "He came by this morning with it." "Thanks." "Don't mention it." "Hey, Gwen." "Hi, sugar." "Dear Justine:" "Because of you I'll be quitting the Retail Rodeo." "The last two days have been the most God-awful of my life." "I've not been able to get rid of you in my head." "I've never wanted anything so bad, and I have wanted many things." "I'd given up long ago on being gotten by someone else, and then you came along." "The idea that I could be gotten and never will is the worst feeling I've ever felt, and I've felt many bad feelings." "I'm sorry I can never see you again, Justine." "Forgive me for being so weak but that is who I am." "Goodbye." "Holden Worther." "If, for some reason, you could change your mind and want to be with me, body and soul meet me after work." "I will be waiting for you at 5 p.m. outside Chuck E. Cheese." "If you're not there at 5, you will never see me again in your lifetime." "Gwen?" "What's wrong?" "I'm okay." "I feel a little sick." "Gwen?" "Okay." "You're okay." "What's going on in here?" "Jesus." "Gwen, are you sick?" "We gotta get her to a hospital." "Justine, drive her to St. Catherine's." "What time is it?" "Quarter to five." "Gotta be somewhere?" "Gwen." "I had a dream." "I had a dream I was sprouting a beard made of bean sprouts." "I'm going to let you off here, okay?" "Okay." "You'II meet me inside?" "well...." "I'm gonna park the car and then I'II come in and meet you." "You're a doll." "I'm really glad you came." "I just ditched Gwen at the hospital." "Thank God." "Where are we going?" "My house." "No, with your folks there?" "Let's park somewhere." "This isn't weII-pIanned." "I don't know." "Wherever you want, I just want to hold you." "That's $45 even." "And I need you to fill this out for me." "Stay here!" "I can't do it." "We'II be back here before you know it." "I don't want to...." "I don't want to go." "I'm yours." "I'm all yours." "Hey." "Hey." "Where you been?" "Gwen got real sick." "She was throwing up all over the store." "I had to take her to the hospital and sat with her." "Did she sick up on you?" "No." "Did she sick up on anybody?" "It's not funny, phil." "It's serious." "I'II go by there after work tomorrow." "And the next day." "Justine?" "What happened to you?" "What?" "I went to check on Gwen." "I Iooked all over for you." "She asked for you." "How is she?" "She was heaving up until nothing was left." "Doctor said she ate something with a parasite or bacteria." "I bet it was those blackberries." "They'II keep her till she's better." "So you're going to have to supervise cosmetics." "Stop it, somebody's gonna see." "I don't care." "I crave you." "I want to know everything about you." "Who are you?" "I'm just this woman." "We moved to Texas when I was 1 1 ." "My daddy was in the Air Force." "I want to knock your head open and see what's inside." "I've had so much bad in my Iife." "I can see you have too." "Holden gave me two of his stories to read." "It was more like the story of what a story would be." "It was about a boy who was put upon." "Whose mother is cold and selfish and whose father wanted him to play football." "Other people didn't get him, especially girls." "The boy comes to believe that no one can ever really know him." "He starts acting out, drinking and taking all kinds of drugs." "At the end, the boy kills himself byjumping over a bridge." "The second story was pretty much the same as the first." "Except at the end, the boy kills himself by drinking bug poison." "Your stories are intense." "I just want to leave some kind of legacy." "Something great." "After that, I don't care what happens to me." "Don't say that." "I wish there was a story about me." "I don't know who'd read it, though." "I would." "I Iike this." "I Iike having a secret." "Are you gonna be a secret, holden?" "See?" "Now that you've met me, you're mysterious." "And dark and twisted." "I'm doomed to hell, aren't I?" "Yes, you are." "What is it?" "That's Bubba's truck." "Get in the car." "phil takes that truck to work every day." "Bubba picks him up and drops him off." "Why would that truck be parked there?" "I don't know." "If he finds out about us...." "I won't let him hurt you." "He's big, holden." "He'II kill you." "He'II beat me, but he will kill you." "You can't worry about something that hasn't even happened." "I gotta go to the hospital." "Don't!" "He could be following us." "Justine." "Poor lady." "She just passed." "What?" "Who did?" "Gwen." "She passed away." "What?" "I thought she had a stomachache." "She got worse." "She was on life support all day." "I don't understand." "It's God's will, Justine." "No one can understand it." "No point trying." "It was just Gwen's time to fly away home." "Gwen died today." "What?" "Are you kidding?" "What for?" "Parasite." "Bacteria." "Something she ate." "Are you okay?" "Where were you this afternoon?" "Painting on Bovary." "Why?" "What time did Bubba bring you home?" "We knocked off early, about 4." "Bubba had a date with a stewardess." "Why?" "I can't believe she's dead." "I wasn't a very good friend to her." "Don't say that." "Of course you were." "Of course you were." "retail Rodeo employees, this is Jack field, your store manager." "Before we open, I have terrible and shocking news." "One of our best employees, Gwen Jackson, died yesterday." "Gwen was a real class act." "She had a good attitude she had ideas." "And we're all gonna miss her." "If any of you need to collect your thoughts and remember glenn..." "Gwen." "...then today's the day." "You'II be excused from work, and we'II just have to do without you." "Gwen, this one's for you." "Holden had the notion to spend the day skinny-dipping and making love." "He said we'd be like Adam and Eve, rolling in the dirt and being one with the wilderness." "He was so fixed on the idea that, even when the clouds were coming in and the sky was getting dark, he kept on swimming." "All my thoughts turned to death." "I thought of Gwen's body, rotting away." "I thought about what a nice person she was so full of life and goodwill." "If there is a heaven, Gwen would be there giving makeovers and offering up helpful advice." "I thought, "If I died today, what would happen to me?"" "A hateful girl." "A selfish girl." "An adulteress." "A liar." "What are we doing?" "Making one out of two." "I haven't thought this through." "You leave him." "And go where?" "With you on my arm, my folks will think I've changed." "They'II stop thinking I'm such a loner." "I have a girlfriend, a pretty one, who knows me and likes me." "They'II be so happy, they'II give me money to write my novel." "But where will we go?" "It'II be like...." "Catcher in the Rye." "But by me." "I'II be immortal and then, Iike J.D. SaIinger, I'II just vanish." "Hey, Teeny." "We've been up to no good." "We got the day off on account of the rain." "I thought you might." "Say, I heard about your friend being dead and all." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "She was real healthy too." "well, at Ieast you were with her when she went." "Isn't that right?" "You were with her when she went." "I wish it wouId rain every day from here on out never have to paint again." "Hey, Justine." "How you holding up?" "Fine." "It's a real shocker." "I'm moving CheryI to cosmetics." "She got too creative on the PA." "Maybe she'II watch herself here." "If she don't, she's out on her butt." "Listen to Justine, sister." "Do you want me to help you get stuff out of storage?" "No, maybe later." "Are you gonna give me a ride home?" "My ankle sure is acting up." "I gotta get home." "But maybe CheryI can." "What, you need a ride?" "Forget it." "I think we gotta take a breather." "I'm nervous." "I feel guilty." "Can't we go to the motel?" "Not today." "well, Iet's go to the storeroom." "Just be patient, holden." "I was wondering, what time was that bible study?" "It's tomorrow night at 8:00." "We'd sure love to have you." "Can I bring my husband?" "Of course." "The couple that prays together stays together." "What's this?" "The holy bible." "There's one for you and one for me." "Not very light, is it?" "We're going to bible study." "The couple that prays together stays together." "I heard it was the couple that lays together stays together." "well, you heard wrong." "cheryl, think you could take this one?" "Sure." "Sit right here, we're gonna make you pretty." "How do you Iike your hair?" "You're gonna do my hair?" "I need to know if you usually wear it all big and high." "If so, I'II put more makeup on your chin to offset it." "You'II want a whole bottle of this." "It's got lots of ingredients so it's a good deal." "It's got gingko extract." "Do you know it?" "It's extract of the gingko." "It makes your skin slick." "Any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, lemon juice or urine." "I'II put it in a bag for you." "phil, what are you doing?" "What?" "We're gonna be late for bible study." "You're stoned, you got paint in your hair." "would you get in the shower?" "I completely forgot." "Get in the shower." "Working on your spiritual life?" "Yeah, I guess." "Ain't that a hoot and a holler?" "What do you mean?" "I saw you, Justine." "You saw me what?" "I saw you." "We got some things to talk about, you and me." "You come by my house tomorrow after work if you know what's good for you." "Where's Bubba?" "He left." "well, I'm ready." "Let's go." "I don't know what to say about Jesus." "I'm stoned." "Just let the other people do the talking." "We forgot the bibles, Justine." "That's all right." "They'II forgive us." "Howdy and welcome." "Hey there, people." "glad you could make it." "Hi, Corny." "This is my husband." "Howdy, phil." "You're in for a treat." "We got a good discussion planned." "If man is made in God's image, what does that say about God?" "That sounds like a good one." "phil, come with me to the car." "I gotta get something." "What are you doing?" "Just get in the car, phil." "What the hell?" "I don't want to go to bible study." "Why not?" "I don't want to." "Let's get out of here." "This is embarrassing." "We're running away like a couple of deviI-worshipers." "I don't care." "I'm not in the mood." "You are freaking me out, man." "Why?" "Why?" "Because we forgot our bibles is why." "You just said two seconds ago they'd forgive us." "well, they may not." "So can we please get the shit out of here?" "I'm never going to bible study again." "I don't care." "Fine by me." "Let's just go." "I Iook too white, don't you think?" "Not at all." "I'm just trying to match your face with your hair." "I think I Iook kind of weird." "In fashion, you have to look weird." "What I'm doing has come straight from France." "It's called cirque du face meaning "circus of the face." It's all the rage with the Frenchies." "well, you're the professional." "That's right." "You're in good hands." "What happened to you?" "I saw you two driving off like vampires in the night." "We forgot our bibles." "You can look on with your neighbor." "It's a church." "You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible." "We felt bad." "What in bIazes--?" "Do you Iike it?" "I can't go." "What?" "I can't go today." "There's something important I have to tend to." "I thought you said we'd go today." "Something came up." "What came up?" "Okay, look." "I think, maybe somebody has found out about us." "I'm starting to wonder if you even want to go." "I'm starting to think you don't get me." "Maybe I don't get you." "You do." "You just don't want to because I'm too intensified for you." "Who cares if someone found out?" "We don't have to live like this." "I know what it's like to go home and feel like you're hiding." "We can leave all this behind." "You are not married." "Are you going to go crawling back?" "You're gonna get us caught." "You're so fucking afraid it makes me sick." "Wait." "Don't give up on us." "I won't." "I'II see you tomorrow, okay?" "Okay?" "Good luck on your important thing." "Thanks." "Easy, Bits." "Easy." "Back in your corner!" "Back in your corner, Bits!" "Come on in." "I want to show you something." "Sit." "You get in your corner!" "I mean it!" "In your corner!" "I'm in shock." "Why?" "You know why." "Bubba sat like that for what seemed like 10 years before he began to speak." "When he opened his mouth, he talked about the sad ruin that was his life." "He talked about how he loved Phil and me and how he always wanted a girlfriend like me, and to be like Phil to this imaginary girl like me who he'd never found." "Then he talked about giving up dreams, and how it's part of getting older." "Bubba had given up his dream of being Phil." "He had accepted his fate of being Bubba, always and forever." "Then last week, a door that had always been shut swung wide open." "Bubba felt this was no chance coincidence." "A cosmic force was at work." "The sounds of me making love to a man who wasn't Phil was like a shout in Bubba's ear from the creator himself." "What it meant or what to do or why, Bubba didn't know." "All he knew was that he hated me for poisoning the well of idealism from which he had drunk for so long." "I was no longer Bubba's image of perfection." "I was just a liar and a whore, and that sickened him." "But on the other hand, he loved me for releasing him from the chains of bitter envy that bound him to Phil." "Phil was no Superman, just a cuckold and a fool, and that was beautiful." "Bubba felt there was one thing left for us to do." "Something that would solve both of our problems and end this tragic saga." "I'm not gonna sleep with you." "But don't you see?" "This is my chance for liberation." "One person's, you know, liberation is another person's badness." "There's just no way." "I'm gonna have to tell phil then." "He's my friend." "I can't keep him in the dark about something this big." "He's a cuckold." "And you want to cuckold him." "That's different." "That's not about him." "That's about my salvation." "Look, you got your choice to make." "Destroy your marriage and break your husband's heart or have sex with me right now." "In your corner, Bits!" "Down!" "In your corner!" "Justine...." "Oh, God!" "Someone was at the window." "Did you see?" "You're paranoid." "I gotta go." "phil is never gonna find out about any of this." "Don't fret." "Get this dog away from me." "You're looking at a free man." "Great." "Good for you." "Thank you." "Bits!" "I'm nervous." "You're nervous?" "Why?" "Because I gotta go to that doctor tomorrow and jism into a cup." "What if I can't do it?" "You can do it." "If you said you'd help me, I'd feel a Iot less nervous." "It's gonna be on your lunch hour anyway." "Okay." "You didn't even say nothing about the TV being fixed." "Is it?" "Thanks." "You're welcome." "well, aren't you a fright?" "You heard from holden?" "He didn't show up for work today." "I know you two are friends." "We're not friends." "You eat lunch together every day." "No, we don't." "If you see him, tell him Jack field is looking for him." "Oh, my God!" "What are you doing?" "You're a hooker." "You hooker!" "I saw you." "You followed me." "How many guys are you getting with?" "This is all because of you." "If I didn't sleep with him, he was gonna tell phil about us." "I'm so alone." "holden, you gotta get ahold of yourself." "Are you drunk?" "Yes." "And I will be until the day I die." "What do you care?" "You jump on any pecker in front of you." "It's not what you think." "I saw everything." "Go home, sober up, meet me after work and we will talk about this." "Where are you going?" "I gotta help phil with his sperm." "Just go!" "Go on!" "I can't share you, Justine." "Maybe with one man, but not with a whole bunch of them." "Great." "Mr. Last, would you come with me?" "Wish me luck." "Good luck, honey." "Knock 'em dead, partner." "You look nice." "No, I don't." "I know you're angry but from where I stand what happened yesterday was a wonderful thing." "Nothing happened yesterday, so drop it." "I'm awful grateful to you, Justine." "Bubba, I mean it." "Let me just ask you one thing." "How do I stack up against phil?" "You know?" "How do I stack up where it counts?" "Ma'am?" "Your husband has made a request for your presence." "Who's there?" "It's Justine." "Come on." "I can't do this on my own." "I need help." "You've never done it on your own?" "Not in a place like this." "Not when I have to hand over the results." "Let me hold your boob." "Here." "They're sore." "What's wrong with you?" "You look like death." "My stomach's cramping." "And I feel sore." "Is it your period?" "No, it's just stress." "I know." "This job's stressful." "I'm breaking out." "You're breaking out because you put so much makeup on." "Maybe you're pregnant." "What?" "No." "Sometimes I think to myself, "At least it can't get any worse."" "But it can." "It could get worse." "If you can say you've hit rock bottom, you haven't." "Oh, my God." "BIackberries." "A blind man can go deaf, a widow could lose her children...." "Babies starve and they never get food." "They never get any food." "They just come into the world and die." "calm down, all right?" "I can't calm down!" "It'd be easy if I was a hooker like you." "I'd calm down all over town." "I am not a hooker." "I know you're not." "I'm in agony." "Why?" "Why?" "I thought you hated your life?" "I do." "I mean, I'm depressed, but...." "But you are really depressed." "I'II kill him in his sleep." "I'II kill my parents, steal their money." "Whatever." "Whatever you want, as long as it's you and me." "please don't forsake me." "I couldn't take it." "AII right, I won't." "I promise." "I promise, okay?" "I realized then that Holden was at best a child and at worst a demon." "If I was ever gonna go straight, I'd have to ditch him." "Sometimes to get back on the road to redemption, you have to make pit stops." "How much are the blackberries?" "A tin for $2.00, miss." "Have a blackberry." "We need a plan." "We can't keep living day to day" "Have a blackberry, holden." "They're dirty." "They're sweet." "If I couId only could get my hands on some money if someone could just tell me the answer." "I gotta do." "But I never do anything because I end up thinking about it instead." "I gotta do." "But do what?" "What was that for?" "They looked dirty." "I saw a bug in them or something." "I understood your history." "Your father called me, I gave you a job." "I even let you use that name, and I never do that with other people." "I'm worried about holden." "Tom." "I'm worried about Tom." "I just befriended Tom recently and now I think he's mentally ill." "He's got this idea in his head that we've had some sort of affair which is crazy because I'm married." "And he said" " He's been saying all sorts of strange things and making threats." "And drinking." "And I just think he would be better off someplace where peopIe" "professionals could take care of him." "Otherwise, he's gonna get himself into trouble." "What are you doing in there?" "What's that?" "It's a home pregnancy test." "Why are you taking it?" "Because I still haven't gotten my period." "What's it say?" "I haven't taken it yet." "could you give me a minute, please?" "I wanna be here when you find out, Teeny." "The little plastic doohickey's turning blue." "What's that mean?" "blue?" "Bright blue." "It means I'm pregnant." "AII right!" "I knew it!" "Waste of time going to that sperm doctor." "We did it!" "We're gonna have ourselves a baby." "Maybe." "Tomorrow we're gonna celebrate at Señor Tuna." "Yes, we are." "I'm gonna bring Bubba." "You could bring some friends from work." "The bible study guy." "Whoever." "Too bad Gwen's dead." "The test could be wrong, phil." "It's a little early to be having a party." "Let's do it mellow, then." "You sure don't seem too excited." "I'm excited." "It's just, a Iot of worries come along with having a baby." "Don't think negative." "Think positive." "We could have ourselves a tiny phil." "Or a tiny Teeny." "Teeny's gonna have a teeny-weeny Teeny." "Do you think anything's gonna change, having a baby?" "What do you mean?" "Everything's gonna change." "But, I mean, do you think anything's really gonna change?" "What do you mean?" "This is Dr. Williamson returning the call of Jean Worther." "I'm calling from the Howard County Psychiatric Hospital." "Who was it, Tom?" "It was a wrong number." "Either of you seen holden?" "That boy is out on his ass." "Justine, something's going on." "Something is definitely happening." "Go find out." "What is it?" "What's happening?" "It's big." "It's very big." "cheryl, come on!" "I'm gonna kill you." "Somebody stole $1 5,000 from the safe." "They blew the thing open with a gun." "Oh, my God." "Not only that, the cops know who did it." "Who?" "Somebody who works here." "cheryl!" "holden did it." "fool left his cashier key in the door." "They can't find him." "They say he robbed his folks too, took off." "You in on it?" "What?" "No!" "I know you two played hooky in the storeroom." "I'd never rat on you." "Just tell me, you in on it?" "I don't know what you mean." "Suit yourself." "Justine, can we talk to you for a second?" "Come in." "Hi, Justine." "Go ahead and have a seat." "Justine, you Iike working at the retail Rodeo, don't you?" "You like the company, you Iike the people." "You wouldn't want to jeopardize all that by making some silly error in judgment." "holden stole $1 5,000 from the safe last night." "Did you have anything to do with it?" "No." "I don't know anything." "We know you're very tight with holden." "I hardly know him." "I've seen you in the storeroom with him, Justine." "On many an occasion." "I think you know him pretty well." "I don't know anything." "Justine!" "Justine!" "I did it." "I finally did something." "The police are looking for you." "Who cares?" "I'm proud of myself." "Fuck them." "Fuck all of them." "They think I'm in on it." "Corny has a camera in that storeroom." "That pervert has been watching us." "well, we're out of here!" "I've got over $20,000, I got a gun." "What else?" "Oh, God." "I'm getting all goosy." "I think I'm gonna crash." "I'm pregnant, holden." "It's my baby." "Not necessarily." "Yes, it is." "You know it is." "Even if it is, you cannot raise a baby on the run." "Yes, you can." "You can't raise a baby here, you know that." "You hate your husband, you hate your job, you love me." "Let's go." "I can't go tonight." "I've gotta pack my things and get more money." "Then tomorrow." "I'II wait for you at the motel." "Just be there by noon." "This is going too fast." "Justine, what do you have to lose?" "Nothing." "Then be there by noon." "Okay." "I Iove you." "This is all gonna work out, I know it." "Wait, I almost forgot." "Here's the story of your life." "You inspired me." "Hey, Teeny." "Hi." "We've been worried about you." "Justine, this is FIoberta." "FIoberta, this is Justine." "congratulations on your expectation." "Thanks." "Do you think it's a girl or a boy?" "As long as it plays quarterback for the Cowboys." "well, I hear Señor Tuna calling." "hello?" "Yeah." "well, that's not right." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Look." "No, you look." "You don't know shit, okay?" "Justine's pregnant." "You got that?" "well, you better check your records again, pal, and then you call me." "That dumb doctor says my sperm's no good." "Does that mean Justine's not pregnant?" "It just means they messed up, is all." "They don't know everything." "They just got it wrong, is all." "Looks like that wind's picking up again." "How it all came down to this, only the devil knows." "Retail Rodeo was at the corner on my left the motel was down the road to my right." "I closed my eyes and tried to peer into the future." "On my left I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks dirty looks and quiet whisperings." "And burning secrets thatjust won't ever die away." "And on my right, what could I picture?" "The blue sky, the desert earth stretching out into the eerie infinity." "A beautiful, never-ending nothing." "Hey, Justine." "I know where you can find him." "He's at the motel glen Capri." "He'II be there till noon." "You done good." "You're a good girl." "Hey." "Hi." "What's going on in the bedroom?" "Looks like a twister hit it." "I was doing laundry." "I thought we'd been robbed." "Why aren't you at work?" "They gave me the day off." "This is Ken Rudulph at the Glen Capri Motel where a standoff between police and a local man ended in bloodshed." "Police got a tip that a suspect in the burglary at Retail Rodeo had been staying at the motel." "He was an employee named Thomas Worther." "He allegedly brandished a handgun then fired one shot, taking his own life." "Inside the motel room police say they found $ 15,000 and a handgun...." "retail Rodeo?" "You know that guy?" "Thomas Worther was 22 years old." "That's all the information we have." "A spokesperson from the Sheriff's office will bejoining me with an update." "Attention, retail Rodeo employees, this is Jack field, your store manager." "As most of y'aII know by now, we lost another employee yesterday." "holden was a thief and a disturbed young man." "What happened was a sad thing." "Let's learn a lesson from this, Iike:" "Don't steal and don't be disturbed." "The important thing is to move on." "Life does, and so should we." "This one's for you, holden." "I thought we were gonna get a day to grieve and go to the movies." "What?" "What is it?" "I was at your house and the mail came." "phil was opening letters, and he opened this bill from a credit card company." "And, fuck!" "please don't tell him about us, Justine." "please?" "please, I Iove phil." "I Iove him more than myself." "please have mercy on me." "Hey, phil." "Have you been sleeping around behind my back?" "What?" "I said, have you been sleeping around behind my back?" "Yes." "Why?" "Why?" "I don't know why." "Don't you love me?" "Don't you love me at all?" "You're the only man alive that I Iove." "Oh, God!" "please don't tell me it's not my baby." "It's your baby." "Are you sure?" "It is." "I swear, I swear to God." "Who was he?" "It doesn't matter." "Yeah, it does." "Was it someone from work?" "I know who it was." "It was that bible study guy, wasn't it?" "The Nazarene." "That's why you were acting so spooked." "Yeah." "It was him." "I'm gonna beat his ass." "phil, don't." "You're getting all swollen." "I'm sorry I hit you, baby." "I'm sorry, phil." "I need to get stoned." "Okay." "Get stoned." "I just gotta escape, you know?" "You ever feel like that?" "Like you gotta escape?" "Yeah, I do." "What are those?" "Fake eyelashes, extra long." "Just do it normal, for once." "Want me to make the other cheek purple to even it out?" "No." "Did you hear about Corny?" "He was going home after bible study last night and two beefy guys with painted faces pulled up in a truck and jumped him." "That's terrible." "That day I read the story Holden wrote for me." "It was kind of different from the other ones but kind of the same." "It was about a girl who was put upon, whosejob is like a prison and whose life has lost all meaning." "Other people don't get her." "Especially her husband." "One day she meets a boy who's also put upon and they fall in love." "After spending their whole lives never getting got with one look, they get each other completely." "In the end, the girl and the boy run away together into the wilderness never to be heard from again." "[ENGLISH]"
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"Okay, so this is what happened before on Star..." "Simone, have you seen your father?" "I didn't know you had such a lovely daughter, Carlotta." "You wouldn't think she had a daughter at all." "Cotton is a man." "He's my baby boy." "I asked if I could trust you." "And I asked if you were sure you wanted to give me your credit card." " You a hustler." " Just like you." "ALEXANDRA:" "We have a backup." "Turns out she has mad pipes." "CROWD (chanting):" "No justice, no peace." " No crooked police." " DEREK:" "This is not what we're about!" "CROWD:" "No justice, no peace." " No crooked police." " You got the wrong guy." " Step out of the vehicle." " You can't profile me." "I know my rights." "CARLOTTA: "Love never gives up," ""never loses faith," ""is always hopeful," ""and endures through every circumstance."" "MAN:" "Alexandra Crane, you're being released." "How are you doing?" "How do you think I'm doing?" "My partner was out of line last night." "We're not all like that." "Hey, I'm sorry." "Mom?" "Look at your face." "Who did this to you?" "Who did this to her?" "!" "ALEXANDRA:" "What are you doing here?" "I posted bail." "Moses called me." "You could have called me first." "I'm sorry, Alex." "So much for attorney/client privilege." "Not when I'm footing the bill." "I'm gonna take care of your release papers." "Tell me what happened." "Alexandra, I want to know everything." "I'm fine, Mom." "All I'm worried about right now is Derek." "I knew that boy was behind this." "We're going home now." "CARLOTTA:" "Alex." "I trusted you, Carol." "My name is Carlotta." "I told her this would happen." "Get off her!" "You've done enough damage." "Hey, ladies, you do realize" " you're in a police station?" " And what?" " You gonna beat me, too?" " I was just leaving." "CARLOTTA:" "Derek's getting arraigned." "I'll be at the courthouse." " I'm going with you." " Alexandra." "Look at your face." "You're all banged up." "I'll talk to you later." "Alexandra!" "Alexandra!" "♪ I bring me ♪" "♪ Get mine, 'bout mine, go hard ♪" "♪ Looking for another like me ♪" "♪ Boy, stop ♪" "♪ I bring me ♪" "♪ Whose love is the tightest?" "♪" "♪ Whose kiss is the nicest?" "♪" "♪ Me ♪" "♪ I bring, I bring, I bring me. ♪" "Where y'all going so early?" "Did you hear something about Derek and Alex?" "COTTON:" "Alexandra just got out, and we're about to meet her at Derek's arraignment." "Let me get changed and go with you." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Girl, why would she want to see you, Star?" "I don't know, 'cause we sleep in the same damn bed..." " why wouldn't she?" " Because you didn't show up for the rally, Star." "It's starting to get really boring." "Simone, that wasn't my fault." "Whatever." "You and Alex are sisters, right, with Eva?" "Okay, we didn't have any choice but to use Eva, and I don't understand why you're so threatened by her anyway." "I'm not threatened." "You should know better than that, Simone." "She has nothing on me." "Simone, are you being serious right now?" "SIMONE (whispering):" "Hey, sorry, excuse me." "Hey, y'all, what's up?" "Hey." " Alex, what the hell?" " It's fine." "Girl, you in jail?" " I ain't even been there yet." " Shut up, Cotton." "BAILIFF:" "All rise." "The Honorable Judge Diaz presiding." "Now hearing Derek Jones v. The State of Georgia." "Please be seated." "JUDGE:" "Mr. Jones, you're being charged with one count of inciting a riot, one count of resisting arrest, and one count of aggravated assault involving a police officer." "How do you want to plead?" "Not guilty." "Given you have no priors, I'm setting the bail at $250,000." "Your legal counsel will go over bail bond procedures if you choose to exercise that option." "Trial date to be set at the next hearing." "No, no, he didn't do it." "(indistinct shouting)" " JUDGE:" "Order." "Order." "Order!" " BAILIFF:" "Sit down." "Sit down!" " Sit down." " No, this isn't fair." "(excited chatter)" "JUDGE:" "Order!" "(cell phone buzzing)" " Hello." " Yo, what up, baby?" "It's Conny." "Hey, brother, what's going on?" "I was talking on the phone with a friend of mine who says that... your girls are in this Atlanta NextFest competition that he's judging." "Yeah, yeah, that-that's right." "Just checked out the video y'all got on the Web site." "You didn't tell me you got rid of that blonde and put this Latina hottie in, though." "No, no, uh, I didn't." "Wait, you said a video on the Atlanta NextFest Web site?" "Yeah." "Hold on, let me check it out." "♪ Make me wanna holler ♪" "♪ The way they do my life I wanna holler ♪" " Damn, it's a hit." " (music off)" "I'll tell you what, man, that new girl is fire." "Put that little mami in, then we in business." "I want in on this, Jahil." "Listen, I like where you're going with this, man." "Thanks for looking out." "I appreciate it, brother." "Why don't we try to set a meeting, we can discuss it?" "Yeah, as long as you give me what I want." "(laughs)" "Same old Conny." "I'll get back to you, brother." "Buddy of mine." "He's in tight with one of the judges from the Atlanta NextFest." "He said somebody uploaded a video of you singing with the girls at the rally, told me that if I needed an edge, maybe, that you might be the ticket." " Mm." " You know, the whole..." "Latin angle thing, ¿tú sabe?" "Mm." "Who would have ever thought of it?" "You know, you might be right." "And we could tap into a whole new demographic." "That Latin market is huge." "And adding a fourth voice to the group could be just the thing we need." "I'm gonna add you to the group." "Star's not gonna like that." "(scoffs) She better suck it up." "I heard about Derek." "I still can't believe it." "$250K, and he's innocent." "That sound about right." "You know, to be so educated, you sure is stupid." "Ten percent, dumb-ass." "Ten percent go to the bail bondsman." "Alex." " I'm okay." " Where's Derek?" "Yo, we got to get him out of there." " This is crazy." " CARLOTTA:" "Yeah, that's gonna be hard." "Ain't nobody got $25,000 laying around." "STAR:" "Yo, I got it." "We could do a block party fund-raiser." "We could perform." "SIMONE:" "You know what?" "You're right, Star." "We can raise this bail bond money by charging some sort of entry fee or something." "I'll fry some chicken." "I might be able to get them old nosy neighbors of yours to get off they sorry asses and do something." "(chuckles)" "Okay, so what song are we thinking of doing?" "I really wanted to be there." "Last night at the rally, I really did." "I was going through something." "What were you going through?" "Alexandra, I'd like to speak to you in private." "Oh, my God, she's back." "He's in there right now, and I don't know what to do." "I'm telling you right now, forget about that boy." "I know all about loving a messed-up man," " like your father." " Derek is nothing like Dad." "Yes, he is, darling." "He wants the spotlight, too." "He just wants it in a different way." "You don't even know him to say that." "I'll pay this boy's bail if you leave this zoo." "I'm not just gonna abandon him." "Right now I feel like I'm doing something that's important and real to me." "Besides, I don't need your money." "Miss Carlotta and the girls are throwing me a block party fund-raiser." "You really believe these people are gonna pay for him to get out?" "I mean, for God's sake, Alexandra, they can't even afford to pay attention." "Let Moses help." "He's been our family lawyer for ages." "Okay." "African-American male, six-three, weighing approximately 210." "Single bullet wound to the chest, and by the recent stab wound on his back," "I'd say this is personal." "I'll run his DNA through the system." "Shouldn't be too long before we get an I.D. on this guy." "Got some new fish up in here!" "(banging on bars)" "What's up, boy?" " Come on, pretty boy." " (door opens)" " ALEXANDRA:" "Derek." " Uh-uh." "No contact." "MOSES:" "I just got the report about the officer." "This isn't good." "If you're lucky, they'll offer you a plea deal with a minimum of five years." "ALEXANDRA:" "But he's innocent, Moses." "BLM would never do anything like this." "Are they even trying to find the goons that crashed the rally?" "Look, unless somebody comes forward with new evidence, you're their number one suspect." "Could you give us a moment, sir?" "Sure." "No contact!" "That plea deal..." "I might consider that." "Are you insane?" "That's like admitting you're guilty." "I mean, they know other people are involved." "Something will come up," " a video or something." " Alex, stop it... it's me up against a bunch of pissed off cops." "I won't have a fair trial." "They've been after me for months." "Derek, look at all you've fought for." "You'd give that up now?" "It's already been decided, baby girl." "It's how the system works." "When I met you... you said that you were gonna save the world." "But you can't even save yourself." "Maybe you're not who I thought you were." "Maybe I'm not." "(knocks on door)" "("Waterfalls" playing)" " ♪ Hey ♪" " Cross, up, down." " Ugh!" " Come back around." "STAR:" "Cross, up, down." "♪ Why do you miss it every time?" "I don't know ♪" "Open it, open it, open it, open it." "(grunts)" "It's all good." "(whoops)" "(music stops)" "(exhales)" "Star, you ever been locked up?" "Yeah." "Couple times." "Petty stuff." "Assault." "Why are you asking me?" "Mm." "You a sometimey bitch." "And you got a big-ass head." "(laughs)" "'Sup?" "How's Derek?" "His head's getting twisted, talking about taking a plea deal." "That's what they do to you, man." "They're trying to get in his head." "We can't raise $25K at a block party." " We got to try." " (scoffs)" "(quietly):" "Her mom can help." "What about your mom?" " Why don't you ask her for some help?" " Never." "Hmm." "Well, I wonder who else has got money." "Who?" "No." "No, I can't." "His mama's still mad about that shopping spree." "You know the last thing I ever want to do is beg you." "But I'm desperate here." "I mean, you can at least ask." "Right?" "I cannot believe I'm about to help your super rich ass." " Bring it in." " Ha, ha." "Oh..." " Ah..." " What is this?" " It's called kindness." " I hate it." " Oh, it's weird." " Get off of me." " Ugh!" " Okay." "I hate it, too." "Good afternoon, ladies." "Alex, you doing all right?" "Good." "Anyway, listen." "Somebody actually posted a video of your performance on the Atlanta NextFest Web site." "And I'm telling you right now, the reaction to it, the response has been off the charts." " I've never seen anything like it." " Oh, my God." "There are 30,000 views on this." "I'm not even in this." "That's not okay." "ALEXANDRA: 30,000 overnight?" "Oh, my gosh." "That's so dope." "ALEXANDRA:" "Yeah." "It is dope." "Can we have a word?" "Get on the phone and tell them to take that video down right now." "If you want to continue being our manager," " you would've already done it by now." " Look, Star." "30,000 likes is no joke." "Okay?" "That video is on fire." "Besides, the judges have already seen it." "And you know what?" "I got a plan." "If your plan doesn't involve getting that video pulled," "I'm not interested in hearing it." "Star." "Star!" "(Cotton laughs)" "COTTON:" "I had a really good time tonight, Elliot." "I can't remember the last time I laughed so much." "Okay, babe." "Wait, wait." "Babe, I got to tell you something." "(sighs)" "Okay, I wasn't born a woman." "♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪" "Wow." "♪ I'm coming home ♪" "♪ To your tender sweet loving ♪" "Oh, wait, wait, wait." "Where you going?" "Where you going?" "♪ You're my one and only woman ♪" "Get back in the car." "Close the door." "♪ The world leaves a bitter taste ♪" "♪ In my mouth, girl ♪" "♪ You're the only one that I want ♪" "You are the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen." "But there's more, babe." "I... ♪ I want to be around, girl ♪" "I still have a penis." "♪ I want to be around, girl ♪" "(exhales)" "♪ You, I want to be around ♪" "Wow." "♪ Ooh, ooh ♪" "(chuckles softly)" "♪ Baby, how I'd be grieving ♪" "(laughs)" "♪ If you wanted to leave me ♪" "♪ All alone now ♪" " Who named you Cotton?" " ♪ By myself ♪" "♪ I don't want nobody else ♪" "This pimp I used to work for." "♪ The world leaves a bitter taste ♪" "♪ In my mouth, girl ♪" "I know you said you weren't into Asian dudes, but... ♪ I want to be around ♪" "I hope I don't let you down." "♪ I want to be around ♪" "♪ Girl ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ I want to be around, girl ♪" "I thank you for coming by." "Always." "I, uh," " I was thinking, before I left..." " (laughs)" " No." " ♪ Girl, I ♪" "No, Negro." "No thinking when you know them girls is upstairs." " (Carlotta chuckling) - ♪ Darling. ♪" "Hey, pastor." "Mama, you up late." "I'm Bobby." " Who are you?" " Elliot Wu." "I'm a friend of Cotton's." "I was just walking her inside, making sure she got home safe." "This is my mom, Carlotta." "Ma'am." "Hello." "Well, I'd better get home." "Thank you for a wonderful evening, Cotton." "Bye, baby." "Thank you." "It was a pleasure to meet you, Pastor." "Uh, likewise." "Ms. Brown." " (door opens, closes)" " Um..." "I'm gonna go ahead and cut out." "It was good seeing you, babe." " Okay?" " Okay." "(door opens, closes)" "Who the hell you think you are, parading a john up in my house?" "With my pastor here, no less." "Who you think you are, sleeping with your pastor?" "That was a real date, Mama." "He actually likes me." "Yeah?" "All of you?" "He know what you got between your legs?" "He does know, and he likes all of it." "Cotton, wait." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I just been on edge since this whole riot thing, and Danielle, and..." "It's just... (sighs)" "Look, I know you're saving up for the surgery and everything, but can't you just... put it off?" "You know Derek could really use that money." "Derek?" "You gonna slap me in my face and turn around and ask me for my money, for Derek?" "No." "I already scheduled my sex change surgery for next week." "So no." "Praise the Lord." "You know, Derek's in jail." "We're trying to raise the $25K for his bail bond by having this block party fund-raiser." "I figured, since you're an NFL player... hometown pride or whatever... you might want to donate to a good cause." "(water running in bathroom)" "$5K, $10K or something?" "Isn't that called, like, a tax write-off for people like you?" "I guess you were just waiting until you got me into a vulnerable position to ask me for money, huh?" "No." "That's not what I'm saying." "I mean, you must just think" "I'm some dumb rich jock you can easily play." "Hunter, you're trippin' right now." "I mean, is that all I am to you?" "Huh?" "A side hustle?" "You know, you're just like all the other gold-digging sluts I've ever had." "Here, you, you want some money?" "Huh?" "You want some money?" "Here." "Take some money." "Here, take it." "Take some money." "Take the money." "Take it." "Take some money." "You know what?" "Take this $10K and buy your ugly-ass mama another tanning booth, you mama's bitch!" "ARLENE:" "What's going on in here?" "(door closes)" "How'd it go with Hunter?" "We'll find another way." "We always do." "You okay, sexy?" "No." "Tell me what's wrong." "It's all good." "Weren't we just supposed to start a girl group?" " (chuckles) - (chuckles)" "Now look at us." "I just got arrested." "Star's a friggin' WAG." "Somebody killed Otis." "You forgot the whole loony bin part." "Do you think Destiny's Child ever went through something like this?" "Nah." "Now, TLC?" "(laughter)" "They for sure did." "(laughter)" "Ah..." "It's all good." "We still got our eye on the prize." "Let's go." "We have so much to do for this block party." "Let's rehearse." "Ready?" "Yep." "See if I remember this." "♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ Hey, hey. ♪" "_" "(microphone feedback, Grandma Ruby clears her throat)" "This... (coughs) this thing on?" "I, um..." "I know most of y'all think I'm just a drunk and that I like to get high." "But I want to thank you all." "I got myself together to thank you all for raising money for my grandson, Derek." "I want him out of there." "(cheering and applause)" "He's all I got left." "And you all know he's a good boy." "(voice breaking):" "Please, you all." "You got to help me, I can't do it by myself." " We got you!" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "(cheering and applause)" "You gonna be all right, Miss Ruby." "We gonna get him out, right?" "We gonna get him out!" "Hey, Miss Ruby?" "I got some of that Blue Dream back at the house when you get home." "(laughter)" "All right, y'all ready to turn up?" " (cheering and applause)" " Put your hands together for Star, Simone, and Alex." "(cheering and applause continue)" "("Waterfalls" playing)" "Okay, y'all better work." "♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ A lonely mother gazing out of a window ♪" "♪ Staring at a son that ♪" "♪ She just can't touch ♪" "♪ If at any time ♪" "♪ He's in a jam, she'll be ♪" "♪ By his side ♪" "♪ But he doesn't realize ♪" "♪ He hurts her so much ♪" "♪ But all the praying just ain't ♪" "♪ Helping at all, 'cause he can't ♪" "♪ Seem to keep himself out of trouble ♪" "♪ So, he goes out ♪" "♪ And he makes his money ♪" "♪ The best way he knows how ♪" "♪ Another body laying cold in the gutter ♪" "♪ Listen to me ♪" "♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪" "♪ Please stick to the rivers ♪" "♪ And the lakes that you're used to ♪" "♪ I know that you're gonna have it your way ♪" "♪ Or nothing at all, but I think ♪" "♪ You're moving too fast ♪" "♪ One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror ♪" "♪ But he doesn't recognize his own face ♪" "♪ His health is fading ♪" "♪ And he doesn't know why ♪" "♪ Three letters took him to his ♪" "♪ Final resting place ♪" "♪ Y'all don't hear me ♪" "♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪" "♪ Please stick to the rivers and the lakes ♪" "♪ That you're used to ♪" "♪ I know that you're gonna have it your way ♪" "♪ Or nothing at all ♪" "♪ But I think you're moving too fast. ♪" "(crowd cheering)" "(cheering intensifies)" "(song ends)" "(cheering and applause)" "All right, y'all, give it up one more time..." " for Star, Simone and Alex." " (cheering and applause)" "And the Ponytail Sisters!" "All right, so I got a special guest who wants to say a few words before y'all start shaking your asses." "Y'all know him as the quarterback for our beloved Talons." "He is the very legendary, the very talented, incomparable" " Hunter Morgan!" " (cheering and applause)" "HUNTER:" "Thanks, Bruce." "Actually, I have a surprise of my own tonight for a very special lady." "My guest is not only a living legend but quite possibly the coolest person on this planet." "Everybody, put your hands together for Pumpkin." "(cheering and applause)" "Oh, my God, this better not be happening!" "I must be hallucinating." "(squealing)" "What up?" "Yeah!" "Y'all looking real good, I see y'all." "So, look," "I came out here from Cali just to talk to y'all." "Now, tonight is about raising money for a community hero," "Derek Jones." " Right?" " (applause)" "'Cause y'all see what's going on out here in these streets." "Gunning people down like animals." " (crowd assents)" " And I think it's messed up that they trying to do him dirty like that." "(crowd assents)" "And personally," "I'm sick and tired of seeing injustices play out the way they do with our young brothers." "(crowd assents)" "But, see, Derek, he one of the lucky ones." "He's still alive." "And even though he's locked up right now, he has a chance." "So I'm asking all of y'all, 'cause y'all looking real good, to dig deep into your pockets, your wallets, Gucci bags, whatever you got to help his cause." "I truly appreciate y'all." "Thank you." "Thank you." "(cheering and applause)" "Y'all ready to get this place cracking?" "Get it popping, baby." "Let's get it." "♪ ♪" "Whoo!" "Hey, Pumpkin." "I just wanted to say, I would literally kill somebody to work with you one day." "(both chuckle)" "Be careful what you wish for, girl." "CARLOTTA:" "Pumpkin?" " Oh, snap!" " (laughing)" "Carlotta Brown from Mixed Harmony!" " Dang, woman, how long has it been?" " Too long." "You remember that night at Summer Jam?" " Girl..." " We were so broke," " we had to share each other's shoes." " (laughs)" "And you remember when my heel came off?" "I'm dancing around like," " "Eh!" "Eh!"" " That was..." "Yeah, but you had everybody going, "Eh!"" " I said, "No way!" " (laughing)" "They so stupid, they don't even know."" " Girl, we crazy." " Oh, my goodness." "Well, what happened to that girl, Mary?" "Oh, Mary, she passed away a few years back." "But you're looking at her baby right here." "No way." "Girl, you got a voice just like your mama." " Thank you." " And you got a good dude that would do all of this here?" "Now, that's somebody you need to stick with." "Hunter's a keeper." "Well, Carlotta, it was good seeing you, girl." "Good to see you, too." "Keep doing your thing, now." " 'Cause you made it." "You made it." " Eh...!" "(both laugh)" "Star, we'll talk later, girl." " Please." " I'll see y'all." " All right." " For sure." "I'm gonna head over here and pack up the booth." "Excuse me." "ALEXANDRA (over speakers):" "Hey, beautiful people." "Thank you so much for coming out for Derek." "Come on, y'all, free Derek!" "Free Derek!" "CROWD:" "Free Derek!" "Free Derek!" "Free Derek!" " Free Derek!" " Shh!" "Quiet down." "ALEXANDRA:" "Tonight we raised... $14,942 for his bail bond." "(cheering and applause)" "All right, people, you don't got to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here." "Thank you for coming." "Have a good night." "Thank you for giving." "We still need about $10K." "What are our options?" "It's not like we got time." "Hey." "Hey." "I support what you're doing." "I know you're doing what you got to do." "You really mean that, Mama?" "I do." "I know over the years I've given you a hard time, but I just want us to move forward." "You're still my baby." "I love you, Mom." "I love you, too." "You know, I want us to get a blessing." "I'm gonna call Pastor Harris and see if he'll come over and just talk to us." "I know you don't do church." "But I know you know the Lord, Cotton." "Okay, Mama." "(knocking on door)" "(door opens)" " Alexandra." " Mom, you were right." "I want to come home." "I'm not cut out for this life." "Well, what changed your mind?" "Derek's talking about taking a plea." "It's stupid." "Mom, I don't think I want that type of guy." "But I do want to help him before I leave." "His bail is short." "You told me, if I'd come home, you'd help him." "Help him." " I'm coming home." " Okay." "I'm proud of you." "You came to your senses." "We can be wheels up at 10:00 a.m. sharp." " I'll be ready." " Wonderful." "I'll set it up." "Hey, Sprocket." "I love you, my darling." "I love you, too." "All right, Jahil, we'll see you in a minute." "Jahil wants us to meet him at the studio in, like, an hour." " Oh..." " All done." " Where's Alex?" " I don't know." "She left earlier this morning and didn't say where she was going." "(groans softly)" "Oh, there's Prince Charming." "Well, I got to go shower and get ready." "All right, find Alex and tell her to meet us later." "Okay." "What are you doing here?" "Please leave." "I haven't slept, and I'm a wreck, and I really, really need to talk." "So talk." "I know there's no excuse for what I did... and I don't know what happened." "I just snapped." "I've never done anything like that before." "And I guess I've just been burned by so many crazy bitches that I just lost it... and I'm..." "I'm so sorry." "So, you thought you could bring me Pumpkin and it would all be forgiven?" "Because no." "I know that that will never be enough of an apology... and I don't expect for you to, to forgive me just like that." "What I'm asking for is another chance." "I can't do that right now." " Where are you going?" " For a walk." "Alone." "Cotton, 20 years ago," "I broke off my relationship with God." "I was in this exact place." "The church was no place for a sinner like me." "I asked for God to put forgiveness in my heart, and only through prayer, I was led back to God." "I'm doing this for my mother." "HARRIS:" "And she appreciates you for it." "I'm going to ask that you..." " join my hand in prayer." " Hold on, let me get my Bible." "Here, hold my hand in prayer." "Bow our heads as we pray." "Dear Lord, forgive us for our failures." "Guide this mother and child relationship" " the way it ought to be." " Yes." "I call on you, Lord, as I pray." "This young soul has been lost for so long." "Please, God, bring Arnold back to his mother." "Let Arnold renounce this gender confusion... and purge him of sin." "As Deuteronomy 22:5 says:" ""A woman must not wear men's clothing," ""nor a man wear woman's clothing," ""for the Lord, your God, detest anyone who does this."" "Please, Father God... refute the demons inside this child." "Open your heart." "Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior?" "I don't know." "Yes, I want to." "Do you accept the Lord as your savior?" "Say it right now." "Say it!" "(crying):" "Yes, yes, I accept God." "Your name is Arnold." "You were born a man." ""I am a man." Say it." "Say it!" ""I am a man." "My name is Arnold."" "Say it with conviction." "Believe it from your heart." "Say it!" " (gasping) - "I am a man."" " I'm not a..." " "I am a man." Say it." "(crying):" "Am I..." "I'm not..." "Am I... am I, am I a man, Mama?" "♪ Well, all right, everybody ♪" "♪ Let your hair down ♪" "♪ If you got on a wig ♪" "♪ Like some people think I got on a wig ♪" "♪ But this is my own beautiful hair ♪" "♪ What to do with it, fellas?" "Take it off ♪" " ♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down ♪ - ♪ Ya gotta ♪" "♪ Get down, down, down, down, down ♪" " ♪ Whoo ♪ - ♪ Yo ♪" "♪ It's like you got me California dreamin' ♪" "♪ Two chicks in a corner and they feenin' ♪" "♪ Lookin' for a quick dip in the deep end ♪" "♪ She got a job, but she party on the weekend ♪" "♪ A star's born in the night got her singin' ♪" "♪ Oh, my God, give her something to believe in ♪" "♪ Last night she had a hell of a reason ♪" "♪ To think she the one 'cause her man had her screamin' ♪" "♪ Stay true to myself so who are you to judge?" "♪" "♪ Worry 'bout you, why does it matter who I love?" "♪" "♪ This life feel gooder than a mother ♪" "♪ Man, my life feel gooder than a mother ♪" "♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down, down ♪" "♪ Get down, down, down, down, down ♪" "♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down, down ♪" " ♪ Get down, down, down ♪ - ♪ Man, my life feelgooder ♪" " ♪ Down, down ♪ - ♪ Than a mother ♪" "♪ Get down, down, down, down, down ♪" "♪ Get down, down, down, down, down ♪" " ♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪" " ♪ Get down, down, down ♪ - ♪ Man, my life feelgooder ♪" " ♪ Down, down ♪ - ♪ Than a mother ♪" "♪ He slippin' out his clothes, tryin' to lean in ♪" "♪ Tryin' to give your girl a kiss, get it poppin' ♪" "♪ Won't lie, might get myself a hit in ♪" "♪ And tell him he could keep the cash, we can be friends ♪" "♪ Surf's up, man, I'm feelin' that wave ♪" "♪ We chillin' like we on a long holiday, then ♪" "♪ Close up and the memories fade ♪" "♪ How we gon' lose?" "It's a win-win spin ♪" "♪ We all got a path, they say I ain't living right ♪" "♪ But life ain't worth living if you gotta live a lie, and ♪" "♪ This life feel gooder than a mother ♪" "♪ Man, my life feel gooder than a mother ♪" "♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down, down ♪" "♪ Get down, down, down, down, down ♪" "♪ Said-a, get down, down, down, down, down ♪" " ♪ Get down, down, down ♪ - ♪ Man, my life feelgooder ♪" " ♪ Down, down ♪ - ♪ Than a mother ♪" "♪ Surf's up, man, I'm feelin' that wave ♪" "♪ We chillin' like we on a long holiday, then ♪" "♪ Close up and the memories fade. ♪" "HARRIS:" "Thank you, Father God." "Thank you, Father." "Don't touch me." "Get off me." "(crying):" "You set me up." "(crying)" " I was just trying to help." " Get out." "Get out." "You asked for my help!" "You did!" "Both of y'all are confused." "(door slams)" "(cries softly)" "(crying)" "(door opens)" "Do it." "Pull the trigger, you stupid bitch." "What is wrong with you?" "Put that gun down." "Put that gun down." "Cotton." "You know how nasty your room would've looked if you had pulled that stunt?" "I would've had to clean blood out of these glitter curtains." "(laughs weakly)" " Are you laughing?" " (laughs)" "What happened?" "I can't believe my ma would do that to me." "But at least you got a mama, I guess, crazy." "Is Simone rubbing off on me?" "I think so." "(laughs)" "(both laughing)" "ROSE:" "Where are you, dear?" "You should've been here an hour ago." "I'm not coming." "What do you mean you're not coming?" "Moses posted bail for that boy." "I realized something, Mom." "I've never felt this way about anybody in my life, and I can't just leave." "Alexandra, we had a deal!" "Yeah, just like all those times you made deals to take me to The Nutcracker if I poured you one last drink, but you were too drunk." "I never saw it." "Or how you and Dad made a deal to launch my solo career, but Dad squashed it 'cause he didn't want me on his label." "This is exactly what I was talking about, the influence of those street girls they have on you..." "Please, Mom." "I learned these street smarts on my own." "Besides, ten grand is like a Chanel bag for you." "Don't worry, I'll pay you back." "You really love that boy, Alexandra?" "Yeah." "I really do." "Mark my words, he'll break your heart." "I'll call you back later." "(Derek groans)" "HARRIS: "I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."" "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Who am I to judge?" "(crying)" "We ran your John Doe's DNA." "It came back a match to the one in a car." "We ran the plates and it's a rental." " Last rented to an Otis Leecan." " Otis Leecan?" "I have an open case on him." "Looks like we got our John Doe." "Derek's still got to go to trial, but at least he's out." "I still can't believe you pulled that on your mom." "I didn't think you had it in you." " I did." " Thank you." "(laughs)" "I'm glad you guys are here." "What is she doing here?" "Is this about Atlanta NextFest?" "This better only be about handling what we discussed." "Look, I wanted to talk to you all earlier, but I didn't really get a chance." "So, here's the deal." "I have an inside source at the Atlanta NextFest." "The competition is a lot more fierce than I thought, and I'm not really feeling like I want to lose this thing." "I'm expanding our audience." "I'm adding Eva to the group." "Okay." "I quit." "What's the deal with all the cops?" "They're searching around." "Questioning us." "This whole thing could blow up in our faces." "You're being considered as a person of interest in the murder of Otis Leecan." "You can't keep me in here like this." "Do I need a lawyer?" "This is not going away, Talk to me." "I think we found what we were looking for." "You're lying." "Your interaction with Otis is the last time he was seen alive."
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"I am the Secretary of Defense of the United States of America." "You will listen to me." "Put down your weapon." "If another one of my men dies, your daughter will be killed." " We need to get out of here." "You're in danger." " From who?" "Don't ask questions, just come with me." "Debbie, what's wrong?" "Debbie, Debbie, what's wrong?" "What did you do to her?" " O'Brian." " Is the satellite up yet?" "No, I have to reposition without Driscoll noticing." "Where are you?" "I'm in a Mercury Mart." "I staged a robbery." "Tell those officers to put their guns down and stand back." " I need you to help me." " With what?" " I've been in contact with Jack Bauer." " What?" " That's right." "So either help me or turn me in." " This could get me fired." "I know you were working with her." " What do you want?" " I want your attention whenever I need it." "Chloe, why are you logged on to an active DOD satellite?" " All right, you're done here." " I was gonna quit anyway." "I want you to call Jack Bauer now." " Driscoll wants to talk." " Stand down." "It's over." "Erin, Hasan is free." "He's looking for a car and a phone." "Once he has those things he'll lead us straight to Heller." "Son of a bitch." " " Get out of the car." " " Get your hands up and step out of the vehicle." "Do we still have a sat visual on Kalil Hasan?" "West of the 14 on Route 11." "Average speed, 62 miles per hour." "I want traffic workups." "We can't let anything prevent him from reaching his destination." "Key the tactical teams to Jack's location." " Want me to pre-empt that with Division?" " Yes, we'll run point." "I can pull up those tactical teams for you, if you want." "You can't." "That requires a level-three channel." "You don't have that kind of clearance." "I have a Sergeant Paulsen from the Sheriffs Department on line one." "He says it's important." "Sergeant Paulsen." "This is Erin Driscoll at CTU." "I have a man named Jack Bauer in custody." "He claims he works with you." "Is that true?" " Yes, it is." " "He just robbed a convenience store."" "Claims it was part of some undercover operation to delay a suspect until satellite coverage could be established." " That's also true, Sergeant." " It'd be nice if you communicated with us." "There were some national security issues involved." "I'm sorry for any inconvenience." "May I speak to Mr Bauer?" "All right." "Uncuff him." "Thank you." " Tell me that you didn't arrest Hasan." " No." "He's still in the vehicle, we're tracking him." "An intercepted phone call indicated he's headed for the site where Heller's held." "You'll need me to coordinate things on the ground." "We can get Heller and Audrey out of there, but we need to work together." "We have to find Heller before this trial starts." "That's the right move, Erin." "He's our only option." "All right, you're in, but you coordinate through me." "And Jack, make this work." "I will." "Please advise Sergeant Paulsen of the new chain of command." " Yep." " In my capacity as director of CTU," "I'm vesting Jack Bauer with the authority to control this part of the operation." "Consider him in charge." " Yes, ma'am." " Thank you." "You're the new boss." "Tell me what you need." "The vehicle the hostile was driving was stolen." "If there's an APB on it," " I need you to get CHP to cancel it." " Get on it." "I left my CTU vehicle at the convenience mart." " I'll have it brought right over." " Thank you." " Hasan's making another phone call." " Patch it through to Jack." " Bauer." " It's Edgar Stiles." "Hasan's making another phone call." "I'm patching it to you." " " Yes?"" " It's Kalil." "I'm on my way." " How much longer?" " About a half an hour." "The broadcast must begin on time." " Any problems?" " Nothing I couldn't handle." "How are you coming with the servers?" "Duman and Farez are managing, but they could use your help." " I'll be there soon." " All right." " Did Heller sign the confession?" " Yes." "He didn't want to, but we used his daughter." "Did you kill her?" "Not yet." " What's the ETA on my vehicle?" " Any second, Agent Bauer." "I'll see you soon." "Play it back." " Tell your men to stay on channel three." " " Got it." "Dad, you did what anyone else would have done in your position." " I embarrassed my country." " You signed a piece of paper." "All lies." "Everyone will know that you signed it under duress." "It's more than a piece of paper." "This trial is gonna be a spectacle, broadcast all over the world." "Designed to humiliate and degrade this country." "Dad, there's still time." "There's no sense in deluding ourselves." "There's less than an hour." "If we're gonna do anything, we have to do it now." "We've done everything that we can." "Not quite." "What do you mean?" "What if I'm not alive?" "They can't put me on trial." "If I'm dead, their goals go right out the window." "And they'll be viewed as nothing more than common assassins." " Dad." " Listen to me." "Even if I say what they want me to say, they're not gonna let me go." "They're gonna put me in front of a camera, humiliate me, and then they're gonna kill me with the whole world watching." "There are people on the outside looking for us." "You cannot give up." "I have to do something while I still can." "And I need you to help me." "Help you?" "The chain between your handcuffs." "See if you can get it up and around my neck." " No." " I can't do it myself." "I don't have any leverage." "But you can pull from back there." " Dad." " I'm counting on you to help me." " Stop it." "Stop it." "Stop it!" " Give it a try at least." "Try it!" "I won't do it." "I won't do it, Dad." "There's a gas pipe." " If we could break it..." " No." "Break that, you die too." "Do you think that they're gonna let me out of here alive?" "Do you?" "They're gonna kill me, too." "Dad." "Together we can do this." "We can do it." "OK?" "Please." "Let's try it." "Almost there." "OK." "That's good." " You ready?" " Yeah." " I love you." " I love you, too, honey." "I want a full analysis on both these voices." " OK." "I'll have it done in ten minutes." " OK." "Good." " Edgar." " What, Marianne?" " What's a level-three channel?" " A log on for all systems, tactical, district and division." " I want it." " What do you mean?" " I want clearance for a level-three channel." " Only Driscoll can authorise that." "I don't care." "I want it." "Just because you overheard Chloe and me, doesn't mean I'm your bitch." "I'm done being scared of you." " Ms Driscoll." "It's Marianne." " "Yes, Marianne." "What is it?"" "I have further information regarding Chloe circumventing your authority." " "I'm listening."" " I don't think she was acting alone." "Who was she working with?" "I'm not sure." "I found an echo on her call log." "Every time she spoke to Jack, there was someone else on the line." "That's an automated behaviour." "It doesn't mean anyone else was on the line." "Is that the extent of your suspicions?" "Yes." "I'm sorry to have bothered you." " You're sick." " You're gonna go to Driscoll, and you're gonna tell her you need some help." "And you're gonna ask her to issue me a level-three channel clearance." " Unit Three, this is Bauer." "Do you copy?" " " Copy."" " Back off another 200 yards." " "Roger that."" " " Jack."" " Yeah." "The marines are leaving base." "Have Chloe collate the satellite images." "Chloe's in a holding room." "She's been suspended." " We could use her help." " It's under control." "Curtis can collate them." "Chloe was just doing what I asked her to." " She was supposed to be working for me." " I understand, but..." "Jack, it's one thing for you to disobey me in the field, but for someone who works for me here at CTU to betray me..." "I can't reactivate her." "It's a nonstarter." "Anything else?" "No, nothing else." " We have a situation here." " I realise that." "I can do the math." " The math?" " The protocols were violated." "Someone has to take the bullet." "Jack's indispensable right now, and I'm not." " Took a lot of guts to do what you did." " I trusted Jack." "A lot of people around here trust Jack." "Doesn't mean they'll risk their careers for him." "I have a suggestion." "I'm gonna leave this room, call Admin." "They'll fax over some resignation papers, and you sign them." " And then what?" " And then nothing." " I walk out?" " You walk out." "No jail?" "No sanctions?" "That's right." "Though if you need a letter of recommendation for your next job, you probably should get it from Jack, not me." "Right." "Sound like a plan?" "Yes." "For God's sake, pull yourself together." "She knew nothing." "You didn't have to kill her." "Yes, I did." "Because you didn't have the courage to kill her yourself." "Courage?" "To poison a girl who did no harm to you at all?" "Your father's home." "What are you doing?" "She's already dead." "If he doesn't see a bullet wound, he'll ask questions." "Do you want him to know you tried to help your girlfriend escape?" "Do you want him to know you failed him again?" "Move away." "Take it." "Take it." "Behrooz, take it!" "Take it." "This has to stop, Behrooz." "You are my son, and I love you, but I cannot let you destroy everything." "Everything we've worked so hard to achieve." "I know this was difficult for you." "But it was necessary." "He'll dispose of the body tonight, after dark." "Meanwhile, move her car." "Park it somewhere where it won't be seen." "Then come straight back here." "Navi." "What?" " You got your level-three channel clearance?" " Yes, I did." "So we're done, right?" "I mean, I don't think I should have to keep doing things for you." "Why do you need a level-three clearance?" "You may be happy tapping at a keyboard forever, but I'm not." "I've an opportunity here to get ahead, and I intend to use it." "That's mine." "I'll be right back." "I'm more insulted you thought I wouldn't notice than by the fact you spied on me." "Driscoll ordered me to do it." "Next time, use a Newman filter so the subject doesn't see red lights flashing everywhere." "Amateur." "Bye, Edgar." "Could you cover for me for just a second?" "Chloe." "Could you guys give me a moment, please?" " I'm really sorry this happened." " Don't worry." " Driscoll doesn't know you were helping me." " She doesn't?" "I'm the one who got you into this." "I'm not gonna sell you out." "Thank you." "You're a geek, Edgar." "But you're a good guy." "Stay that way." " I don't really have a choice." " I guess not." "Good luck today." "You're gonna need it." "Assuming he continues driving west, what are our potential target areas?" "Hasan will reach one of four residential communities and two industrial areas." "Data mine those areas." "Search for any suspicious activity in the last six months." "Citizen complaints, known associates, everything." "Jack, the hostile's stopping on an intersection." "OK." "I got him." "Yo, Mohammed." "That's your name, right?" "Ain't that what they call all you people?" " I'm just trying to get home." " Be nice if all y'all went home." "Three men have approached Hasan's vehicle." " Edgar, can you enhance this?" " Hang on." " I don't want any trouble." " Too late, Mohammed." "Don't slip up." "I'm watching you." "Say nothing, got that?" "You three." "Stay right there." "The police have got to stay clear." "I ordered a cancellation of the APB on the truck." "It may not have gotten out yet to all the local CHP branches." "If they detain Hasan, he'll never lead us to Heller." "Put me through to CHP." "Sarah." "I have a priority call for local dispatch." " Do you wanna move this vehicle, please?" " " Yes, sir." "Step out of the truck, please, sir." "What's going on here?" "Working some things out between him and I. That's all." " Is that right?" " Yes, sir." "You three, stand by your car." "Come on." "We're gonna lose him." "Get me CHP now." "Wanna tell me what's going on here?" "There's really no problem, Officer." "They're upset about what happened this morning." "Sorry about that, sir." " May I go now?" " Just bear with me one minute." " Why don't you go ahead and call this in?" " Copy that." "Jack, I have local CHP dispatch." " Patch 'em through." " "This is Officer Calvert."" "I cancelled an APB on a yellow pick-up truck, licence plate number four, Los Angeles, Independent, nine, four, five." "I see it in the system." "I haven't had a cancellation." "One of your officers is questioning the driver." "It is imperative that that driver not be detained any longer." "We'll get you on your way as soon as possible." "It's just routine." "Don't let those guys get to you." "They're just punks." "Yeah." "I understand." "I think everybody's been a bit jumpy today, with everything that's going on." "Thanks for your patience." "It won't be another minute." "6214, come in." "LA6214." "Copy." " "6214, there's a 10-22 on the 2-15."" " Roger that." "10-1." "We're all clear." "Have a nice day, sir." "Thank you, sir." "He's moving." " He's making another call." " Pipe it through to Jack." "Jack, Kalil's making another call." "Finish the set up, and let's do a test." "Yes?" " " We may have a problem."" " I'm listening." "The police ran the plates of the vehicle I'm driving." " And?" " They let me go." " Jack, are you getting this?" " Yeah." " "What is the problem?"" " This is a stolen car." " Maybe the owner hasn't reported it yet." " Maybe I'm getting help from people who wanna make sure I get there." "Do not jump to conclusions." "A police officer was approaching me, his hand on his gun." "He got a call, suddenly there's no problem." "We can't take any chances." "He's not gonna lead us to the site." "The best we can do is take him alive and break him." "All units." "Move in." "I repeat, move in." "OK, I've got a visual." "Set up a roadblock at mile-marker 15." "It has been an honour working with you, Omar." "The honour has been mine, Kalil." "Come on." "Allah Akbar." "Allah Akbar." "No!" "He drove head-on into another vehicle." "He was our only lead." "" Edgar, were you able to trace the call?" "OK." "We're gonna switch gears, since we've lost our only lead." "Kalil Hasan committed suicide en route to Heller's location." "Have they recovered anything that might help?" "It's too soon to tell." "They're still putting out the fire." "How much time do we have before this trial?" "Ten, fifteen minutes." " Sarah Gavin." " "It's me."" " It's Jack." " Put him on speaker." "Go ahead." "I'm sifting through the wreckage, there's not much intact." "Hasan said he was 30 minutes from his destination 20 minutes ago." " Do we have a maximum perimeter?" " Edgar?" "A radius of 60 miles, centred at Acton." "We're dispatching choppers to survey the area." "That'll take too long." "Use the satellites, conduct a thermal scan." "Won't work." "There's a high concentration of electric power transmitters." "The satellite can't distinguish the servers." "Those transmitters have been there for years." "Lay a scan against the previous grid pattern." "We can identify any new thermal activity." " We can start the scan immediately." " Do it." "We're using the satellite to check the thermals." "Keep the line open." "Hurry." "The clinic wanted me to tell you that your daughter has arrived." "Thank you." "All right." "Everyone reset your systems." "Let's get back on track." "I have to take care of something." "Check in with Division, they're expecting an update." " Everything all right?" " I had to bring my daughter to the clinic." " Is she OK?" " She's fine." "Call Division." "What are you working on?" "Personnel allocations and tactical generals for the teams." "Every time I look over here, you're talking to Edgar." "What's that all about?" "Just trying to learn the ropes, Curtis." "Today is not the day to make career moves on people, Marianne." "You should be thinking about how to help us stop Heller from being executed." " Come on, Curtis." "Give me some credit." " Save it." "I know how you think." "Just leave everybody alone, and help us get through today." "Mark." "Thank you for helping me out." "They said Maya's arrived." "She's in the exam area." "We're about to do a workup." "She's been on Thorazine." "She stopped taking it." " How long ago?" " Based on this morning, at least a few days." " What?" " She was fixating on a neighbour's kid." " What does she do?" " She walks into their yard, gets verbally abusive." " We'll take good care of her." " Thank you." " Maya." " I'm so happy to see you." "I was going crazy." "Why did you go over to Evan's?" "I know you said not to, but he was throwing things against the fence." "Maya." "He plays with a ball." "He's seven years old, sweetheart." "I don't care how old he is." "He should know better." "Are you gonna talk to his dad about this?" "Come here." "Look at me." "You're not thinking clearly, honey." "You've got to put it out of your mind." "Dr Kaylis is gonna help, and you're gonna feel better very soon." " Why don't we go home, right now?" " We can't, honey." "Why not?" "There's a little trouble here in LA, and I have to take care of it." " Are you gonna be OK?" " Yes, I'm gonna be OK." "And you're gonna be OK." "I love you so much." " I love you too, honey." " I love you." " It's gonna be OK." " Mm-hm." "Shh." "It's OK." "It's OK." " Yes." " " Kalil is dead."" "Dead?" "How?" "He was being followed here." "He martyred himself." "Without hesitation." "And the servers?" "Have they been reconformed for the broadcast?" "Duman is doing his best." "I think we'll be all right." " If you need help, I can come." " No, no, no, no." "It is too risky." "If the servers don't work correctly, we're in trouble." "This trial is only the beginning." "I know that as well as you, my friend." "But there's no need to worry." "Everything will go as planned." " You've checked out the briefcase?" " It's fine." "I was afraid it might be damaged, in the train crash." "The case is very strong." "There's no problem." "Good." "Then you can get started." "Gas." "I smell gas." "Heller." "Get them out." "Now!" "Come on." "Hurry." "Let's go." "Take them out." "Come on." "Put them down." "Put them down now." "Hurry." "Open the door." "Now!" "Come on." "Do whatever it takes to revive him." "Keep trying." "I know you." "She recognised me." "She has to be killed." "She will." "In good time." "Go do your job." "Go." " "Jack, it's Erin."" " Yeah." "We got the results from the scan." "One site matches the criteria." " Where?" " An old industrial park, three miles from you." " Exact address?" " " Off a service road, south of Brock." "I'll set up the area." "Where's the marine strike force?" "20 minutes away." "This trial starts any minute." "I'll get back to you soon as I'm on site." "Download the schematics of the building and send them to me." "Edgar's on it." " Pick the rest of these up later." " " Yes, Mr President." " What is it, Robert?" " CTU thinks it's identified the location where the terrorists are holding Heller." " Where?" " A compound in Santa Clarita." "There is a problem." "The teams may not get there in time to prevent the broadcast, and even they do, there is a good chance the secretary will be killed in any rescue attempt." "Well, we have no choice but to hope and pray that you're wrong." "We do have a choice." "The secretary's death would be tragic, but his execution on American soil, broadcast to the world, would be far worse." "It would be a humiliation for the country." "Perhaps the worst in our history." "I'm well aware of that." "But unless you have some solution, I'm missing the point." "The solution is, we make a pre-emptive strike." "Assuming we locate the site in time, we destroy it." " We kill our own secretary of defense?" " To prevent the public spectacle of his death." "He's going to be killed anyway." "Jim Heller is a good friend." "A loyal public servant." "You expect me to kill him to save face?" "Not yours, sir." "The country's." "If we look impotent in this situation, we'll only encourage more attacks." "And if I may say so, sir, having known Jim Heller many years myself, if he were here," " he'd be the first to endorse this plan." " The public will never accept it." "All the public will know is the secretary died during a rescue attempt, which is more palatable than letting him be executed with the whole world watching." "It's a woman." "I don't know her." "God." " Who is she?" " It's Debbie's mom." " Go back." "Stay there until she leaves." " What are you gonna do?" "Go." " It's the girl's mother." " What?" " Mrs Araz?" " Yes." " I'm Karen Pendleton, Debbie's mother." " Oh, good to meet you." "Call me Dina." "It's good to meet you." "My husband and I are very fond of Behrooz." "He's one of the few boys who seem to know the meaning of "please" and "thank you"." "Oh, I'm looking for Debbie." "This is my husband Navi." "This is Debbie's mother." " Oh, she's a very lovely girl." " " Thank you." "We got a call from our dermatologist." "She missed her appointment." "Is she here?" "We haven't seen her since yesterday." " She was on her way to see Behrooz." " There must be a misunderstanding." " Perhaps she stopped off." " No, she knew she had this appointment." "It'll take weeks to reschedule." " Is Behrooz here?" " He is studying." " Maybe he knows where she is." " I doubt it." "He hasn't left his room all morning." "School is very important to him." "That's her phone." "I know the ring." "Many..." "Many phones sound alike, Mrs Pendleton." "No, she downloaded that ring specially." "It's one of her favourite songs." " No, that's definitely her phone." " " Mrs Pendleton." "It was my phone." "Debbie and I downloaded the same ring when we started going out." "Oh." "Do you know where she is?" "She said she had a doctor's appointment this morning, and we're supposed to go to the movies later." "I'm sorry about this." "I'm just worried." "If you do see her, will you have her call me?" " Oh, yes." "Of course." " Of course." " I told you not to interfere." " It was her phone." "I shut it off." "He took care of it, Navi." "She went away because she believed him." "Let's hope so." "Get in the car." "Follow her." "Make sure she doesn't go to the police." "All right." "Have you worked up the rescue approach?" "We're running up scenarios now." "What are the probabilities of finding the secretary and his daughter?" "The data's fuzzy, but at best guess, they're in the west end of the building." " Together?" " We don't know." "We need a team split - one for the secretary, one for his daughter." "We discussed that, but it was rejected." " What are you talking about?" " It comes from the president." "There'll be very little time to secure the hostages." "Our priority is to get Heller." " That doesn't make sense." " I don't like it, but those are the orders." "Jack, they're about to begin the broadcast." "I'm almost there." "Dammit." "We are about to embark on a process of justice that will forever change the world." "Our people will finally be liberated from the tangle of corruption that has been choking them for centuries." "No longer will justice be the propagandist tool of the power elite." "It will once again become the instrument of the people, delivered through true believers, whose courage to use the sword has made this day not only possible, but inevitable." "I've taken the liberty of having a laser-guided missile programmed and prepped." " All that remains is for you to give the order." " How long between my order and impact?" "The fighter's in the air, it needs to get in range." "No more than ten minutes." "... without prejudice." "For we will be judged, the same as our enemies, as our prisoner shall be judged today." "Do it." "Let Driscoll know." "Today is the day the United States of America will be tested..." "It's been authorised, ma'am." "Yes, I understand." "Yeah?" " " Ms Driscoll for you." - " What's your position?"" "I'm on site." "Jack, stand down." "What are you talking about?" "The president wants to take out the building with a missile strike." " With the secretary and his daughter inside?" " Yes." "Let me speak to the president." "I've been trying to get through to him." "I'm sorry." "You're gonna have to clear the area." "Jack, don't go in there alone." "Jack, talk to me." "The air strike's already been ordered." "Get out of there." "Visiontext Subtitles:" "Joanna Wilkinson" "ENGLISH SDH"
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"MEREDITH:" "Surgeons have a saying..." ""All bleeding must stop."" "It's sort of our version of "This, too, shall pass."" "Every crisis will eventually come to an end." "You'll either save your patient, or you won't." "Are they gonna ask me about..." " BAILEY:" "Ben." " (ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)" "Right." "You can't tell me." "How's Omar doing?" "I can't..." "Can't tell me that, either." " (SIGHS)" " Just doing my job." "Thank you..." "Chief." "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "Ah." "It's a good thing I'm not trying to save lives so I can see that the elevator doors are open." "So..." " (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) ...one way or the other, the bleeding will stop." "(EXHALES SHARPLY)" "Actually, as far as sayings go, this one's really not all that comforting." " (HEART MONITOR BEEPING)" " STEPHANIE:" "Omar Singh, post-op day one, following abdominal and chest surgery to repair injuries sustained during a car accident." "DeLuca?" "Shortly after surgery, Omar went into cardiac arrest." "Dr. Shepherd placed him on therapeutic hypothermia as part of a new resuscitation protocol." " Tell me why." " We hoped that cooling the patient..." "He's regaining consciousness." "And he's breathing spontaneously, so they'll extubate soon." "Thank God." "Uh, Grey, you should go." " They're waiting for you." " Okay." "Oh, I put together an advisory panel..." "Grey, Hunt, Pierce." "They're going to review the Warren situation." " Bailey, we talked about this." " (BREATHES DEEPLY)" "As the leader of this surgical staff, you need to take charge of it." "As the leader of this surgical staff," "I need to know my limitations." "And I know I cannot be impartial about my husband and the future of his career." "As a leader, I am taking charge of my lack of impartiality by convening an advisory panel to review the matter." "Once they give me their recommendation for how to proceed, as a leader," "I will make a final decision on what happens with my husband." "As a human being, I'll stand here and thank the Lord that my husband isn't responsible for leaving three children without any parents at all." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "♪" " Warren, have a seat." " (DOOR CLOSES)" "When Miranda told me that there was an advisory committee," "I pictured a bunch of lawyers and hospital suits." "Okay." "I'm, uh..." "I'm glad it's you guys." "(TELEPHONE RINGS)" "Let's do it." "MAGGIE:" "Dr. Warren, be apprised that the purpose of this committee is to understand the incident and to make recommendations for disciplinary action, should it be called for." "A lack of full cooperation with or withholding of information from this committee will result in your immediate dismissal from the residency program." "Okay." "You accept these conditions?" "Yes." "Okay." "Let's begin then." "Wait." "So, she's still accusing me of harassment?" "I mean, I tried to meet her halfway here." "I tried to take the high road." "This..." "Apparently, the high road is paved with restraining orders." "I'm sorry." "I'll be quiet." "The restraining order actually works for us." "When we take her to court to have it lifted, she won't be able to prove any of these allegations, and her character will be called into question, which is exactly where we want to be." " Because?" " Because once that baby is born, you will have a very good shot at obtaining full custody." "Full custody?" "(SCOFFS)" "No." "He would never." "He would." "Look, I know that I'm just here for support, but why would Jackson do that?" "Because it's exactly what I would advise her to do." "Whether you meant it or not, April, this restraining order started an arms race." "The restraining order was a mistake." "Can't we just take it back?" "I'm serious here." "Do not try to talk to him." "The restraining order needs to stand." "We have to do this together, okay?" "(SCOFFS)" "This is exactly what I was trying to avoid." "After everything that happened with Samuel, I just..." "I just want to keep this baby safe." "Good." "See?" "You..." "You felt your baby was in danger." "That's great." "That we can use." "(SIGHS)" "(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER P.A.)" "Wow." "Fractured pelvis?" "Stepped on by a horse." "So, tomorrow's the day." "Preminger Grant... yes or no, stay or go." "Oh, you haven't given them an answer yet?" "You thought I would have given them an answer and not talked to you about it?" "No." "No." "I'm just saying, the Preminger Grant's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "If I say yes," "I will be moving to New York for at least a year." "Right." "And you're fine with that?" "Are you fine with that?" "Well, like you said, it's... once in a lifetime." "Yep." "Well, I got to get this pelvis into the O.R." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(SIGHS)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Reggie Dalton?" "I'm Dr. Jo Wilson." "Your chart says that you have a hernia." "Yeah." "It's the worst." "Okay, well, let's take a look." "Just lay back." "I'm gonna lift up your shirt." "Okay, so, how long has this been going on for?" "Uh, I had surgery like, uh, six months ago, and after a while, this little guy just started popping out of there." "Six months ago?" "Yeah." "I had it looked at once before, and they said they could operate, but that it wasn't urgent, so I put it off and..." "Oh, God." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Reggie, are you okay?" "Yes." "Uh, this is the thing... it's allergy season, and every time I sneeze..." "The little guy pops out." "Yeah." "I think maybe I waited a little too long to get surgery because..." " Oh!" "Oh, no!" " Okay, Reggie, don't fight it." "It's only gonna make it worse." "(SNEEZES)" " Worse than this?" " (STOMACH RUMBLING)" "(REMOTE CLICKS)" "Is my baby gonna die?" "No." "(MONITOR BEEPING)" "MAGGIE:" "It's open before you even touch her." "I know that's what it looks like." "That's what it is, Warren, right there." "You said you didn't see the doors open." "Yes." "I mean, no." "Well, which is it... did you, or didn't you?" "I didn't see them open." "It is right there in front of you." "I know, but I didn't see it." "It didn't register." " Okay." "Help me here." " (REMOTE THUMPS LIGHTLY)" "Was it... (SIGHS)" " Had you already decided to cut?" " No." "Or did you decide getting in the elevator and up to the O.R. was just gonna take too long?" "No." "Ben, lying right now is going to make this end very quickly." "I didn't see them open." "(REMOTE CLICKS)" "♪" "I spoke with your grandma, and she'll be here in a couple of hours." "Your dad still has a long recovery ahead of him, but the fact that he's waking up is a really good sign." "You said I could see him when he wakes up." "I did." "And you will." " When?" " How about now?" "Yeah?" "Come on." "Now, before we go in, your dad's connected to some tubes," " but that's normal..." " Coming through!" "...so don't be scared when you..." "Wait, Jasmine!" " Daddy?" " DeLuca, get the suction..." " Okay, got it." " Daddy?" " Push more lorazepam." " What's wrong with him?" "!" "AMELIA:" "We're gonna need to put him back on the ventilator." "Prep for RSI." "Jasmine, they need to help him." "You said he was awake." "You said he was okay!" "I know." "I know, honey." "Come on." "They were done with me for the day." "Okay." "They needed to talk to the other doctors involved." " I see." " I wanted to check on my post-ops, but they told me I couldn't go back to work" " until all this was..." " Yeah, it's best that you not have contact with any patients." "Okay, then, um... (SNIFFLES)" "Well, I-I guess I'll just pick up Tuck early from school." "You know, he's been begging me to go to this new arcade." "Did he clean his room?" "I-I don't know." "Well, he can't go to the arcade unless he's cleaned his room." " You know that, Ben." " I'm a grown-ass man, and I was there when we made the rule." "I don't need you to tell me..." "Well, apparently you do because you're..." "Okay, stop." "Stop." "Just stop." "♪" "Miranda... look at me." "Miranda, I..." "You were mean." "This morning, you were mean." "I'm sorry, okay?" "But th-this is just... this is running me over like a truck." " I feel..." " I know." "Me too." "Okay, so, we... we need to separate this out, um... the chief and Dr. Warren over here and Ben and Miranda over here." "Church and state, okay?" "Church and state." "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "Dr. Bailey, Omar Singh's mother is here." "Tell her I'll be right there." " Ben..." " I'll see you at home." "Is home church or state?" "Church, I think." "Post-surgical hernias are not actually all that uncommon, but given its size, we're gonna need to do a special procedure to close the gap without tension on the..." "What are you..." "What are you doing?" "Uh, I've gotten in the habit of just sort of shoving it all back in there." "Is that not okay?" "Um..." "Hey." "Um, Wilson, we will be right back." "Come on." "(SIGHS) What are you doing?" "Wilson called for a plastics consult for your CSR, which I obviously can't do with you standing here, unless you want to violate the terms of your own restraining order." "I'm not..." "I'm not violating anything because you're gonna go, okay?" " Just send someone else, please." " Why don't we ask the patient?" "He'd want a consult from the best plastic surgeon in this hospital." "You know that this is just as much a general-surgery case as it is a plastics." "Right, and there are plenty of general surgeons and only one of me." "I was here first." "REGGIE:" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "(SNEEZES)" " JO:" "Holy crap!" " (REGGIE'S STOMACH RUMBLES)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "(DOOR SLAMS)" "You ignored the moment completely." "What moment?" "The moment where I say, "Go to New York,"" "and then you ask me to come to New York with you... the moment." "What?" "Wait." "You didn't even want me to meet your kid." "No..." "You met my kid." "My kid loves you." "It's fine." "Callie, you live here in Seattle." "You..." "You have family." "You have a job." "You can't just drop everything and move to New York." "I know, but still." "Still what?" "I-It would have been nice to have been asked." "(SIGHS)" "(CHUCKLES)" "What?" "You are the... most adorable woman I've ever seen right now." "Really?" "And of course I want you to come to New York with me, but it's impossible." "There is always..." "long distance." "Well, that's true." "Weekend trips." "(SIGHS)" "Dirty phone calls." " Mmm." " Mm." "Exactly how dirty?" "(LAUGHS)" "Mmm." " Ahh." " Uh-huh." "Oh, my God." "Oh, God!" "Um, uh, I need a suture kit." "No." "You know, I actually..." "I don't need it." "Bye." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(LAUGHS)" "Guys, we can't go back in time here." "I mean, there's no way to know how it would have turned out." "I mean, I sure wouldn't have opened her up in a hallway if I didn't have to, but Warren's saying that he didn't have a choice." "Except for those doors..." "I mean..." "Yeah." "The doors were open." "How do you not see those doors?" "And as for the baby?" "He was acidotic, not oxygenating." " We had to put him on ECMO." " Which was unsuccessful." "That kind of perfusion can be too much for smaller babies." "Riggs suggested ECMO." "We all agreed." "Wait." "So, Riggs suggested it?" "Yeah." "And you agreed with that?" "Well, I was worried, but we were out of options." "So, the ECMO that Riggs suggested... it exacerbated the problem?" "Like I said, we were out of options." "Okay." "Well, I think that's all we need from you guys." " Thank you." " Yeah." "Sure thing." " Thanks." " Good luck." " (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) - (MUG THUDS)" "Listen, we should meet again tomorrow." "With whom?" "We've heard from everyone." "We haven't met with Riggs." " Oh, my God." " What?" " Nothing." " (CELLPHONE CHIMING)" "What do you think will happen to Warren?" "Ohh. (SIGHS) I don't know." "You're already leaving." "If he goes, too, they're gonna work us to death." "Mm." "We're gonna get all the surgeries." "I mean, I feel bad, but we gonna run this place." " (CELLPHONE CHIMING)" " Holy... (CHUCKLES)" " What is going on with your phone?" " What are..." "Hey, stop!" " Stop!" "No, no, no!" " What?" " Please give it back." " Who's Kyle?" "And why does he want to do things with his tongue..." " Shh, shh." " Answer the question." "Okay, come here." "Please." "Shut up." "Okay, do you know Shepherd's M.S. patient?" " (CHUCKLING) Oh..." " "Guitar Hero"?" "You are doing tongue things with Guitar Hero?" "No." "Not yet." "I told him maybe we would go out when he got back from touring, and so we've been texting, and now he's melting my phone." " That's kind of hot and really dirty." " (CELLPHONE CHIMING)" "Yeah." "I call my mother with this thing." " (CHUCKLES)" " Oh, God." "Wow." "Like this." "How am I supposed to respond to this?" "Oh, like this." "Oh, my God!" "Mm." "Thank you." " Mm." " (CELLPHONE CHIMING)" "Do you think you can teach me that?" "Yeah." "Your suture kit." "I'm so sorry." "(LAUGHING) It's fine." "Um, I should have knocked, I guess." " She's leaving." " Huh?" "New York." "The Preminger Grant." "(SIGHS)" "I'm so sorry." "But, uh, you know, I don't know." "I mean, that doesn't mean that it has to be over." "Long-distance relationships aren't impossible." "Yeah, I don't know if we can survive long distance." "I'm so afraid that it'll all fall apart." "Then don't let it." "I mean, decide you want it to work and make it happen." "It's New York." "It's a six-hour flight." "It's weekends and phone calls." "You can figure it out." "You will." "You..." "You should." " Thanks." " Mm." " Hey, Callie." " Yeah?" "(CLEARS THROAT) Maybe next time, like, an on-call room, something with, like, a lock on the door." " (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - (BOTH LAUGH)" "You stole my patient?" "He's my patient, all right?" "And you should probably step back about..." "I don't know... 100 feet." "(STAMMERS) All right, now." "This man needs a plastic surgeon." "And a general surgeon." "Which is why Dr. Webber is going to be scrubbing in with me, all right?" "I'm the head of plastics." "I have seniority here." "So I'm not gonna step down just because you decided to file a restraining order." "This..." "Th-This is not..." "Okay, you know..." "Okay." " (SIGHS)" " Now, that's enough." "Now, this patient isn't gonna get less than our best because the two of you are not allowed to be in the same room." "I'm scrubbing in with Avery." "End of discussion." "(EXHALES SHARPLY)" "I'm free tomorrow after 4:00." "♪" "(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)" "So, he may never wake up again?" "He did wake up, but then he suffered a prolonged seizure." "He may have been oxygen-deprived." "We're still trying to figure out why." "But you should know, reviewing his most current scans, there's not much activity." "They suggest he may have suffered severe damage." "So, even if he did wake up now, we're not sure what's left." "BAILEY:" "Your son didn't have a directive." "These forms will determine whether you want us to try and resuscitate Omar if his heart fails." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "(VOICE BREAKING) I don't know what to do." "It's a very difficult decision." "(CRYING) No, he's my baby." "I can still remember how it felt to hold him." "I can't just..." "I don't know what to do." "What do I do?" "You should sign the papers." "Daddy wouldn't want to live in a bed connected to machines with his eyes closed all the time." "He would hate it." "And he would..." "He would want to be with Mommy." "♪" "(SNIFFLES)" "I need a pen." "(SNIFFLES)" "♪" "We love you, Daddy." "(SIREN WAILING)" " Any change?" " No." "How'd the Warren thing go?" " It's still going." " It shouldn't be." "This is just Owen being pissed at Riggs." "I mean, I get that there's bad blood there, but..." "Well, it's really bad blood." "Owen only ever told me headlines, and I had to drag it out of him." "It was impossible to get him to talk." "It's probably because you were talking." "Uncool." " Be nice." " (CHUCKLES)" "Yeah, and you know Riggs cheated on Owen's sister." " What?" " What?" "That's why she got on the helicopter and disappeared... because she was leaving him." "Still, it's old business." "And he lied about it right to my face." "He made up some sad story about how he tried to stop her from getting on the helicopter, but she had to save a patient and he had no choice." "He made himself look pretty good." "Wow." "That's..." "Psychotic." "I agree." "So, Owen does not trust him, and I'm not inclined to, either." "(HEART MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "Heart rate's dropping." "I'll get a crash cart." "No, no, wait." "He's DNR." "(VENTILATOR HISSING, HEART MONITOR BEEPING)" "(AQUILO'S "WAITING" PLAYS)" "I hate this part." "♪" " ♪ I'll leave it alone ♪" " Mer?" "Bailey will want to know." "♪ Back off if you want ♪" " ♪ I know that it's wrong ♪ - (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)" "♪ But you know where you belong ♪" " You didn't wake me." " Where are my keys?" " Why didn't you wake me?" " Have you seen my keys?" " They..." "I got called in." " ♪ It's easy to see ♪" "Yeah, which is why I want to know why you didn't wake me." "I had them in my hand when I walked in the door." "I wake you." "You wake me." "That's..." "That's the rule." "Y-You get paged in the middle of the night," " you wake the other person." " ♪ This light that you need ♪" "You wake me so I-I know to listen for Tuck so I know not to rush out of here for the hospital in the morning thinking you did the morning thing" " and just had an early surgery..." " ♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪ ...so I don't leave our child in the house asleep in his bed when I should be waking him, making him breakfast..." " ♪ I'm waiting for the one ♪ - ...and taking him to school because that's my job, because that's the rule because that's what happens... ♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪" "...because wh-when you get paged, you wake me." "W-Would you stop looking for the damn keys and tell me why you didn't wake me, Miranda?" "Omar is dying, and while you stand there and yell at me, three children are becoming orphans." " ♪ I'll leave you alone ♪" " I did not wake you because I didn't want to talk to you right now." "♪ Pack my bags and go home ♪" "Keys." "♪ There's something you should know ♪" "(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)" "♪ I won't stop till you know that I mean it ♪" " PENNY:" "That was..." " ♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪" "Seriously, you have skills." "(CHUCKLING) I don't work alone." " (LAUGHS)" " Teamwork." " (BOTH LAUGH) - ♪ I'm waiting for the one ♪" " I don't, though, work alone." " ♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪" "I'm gonna be miserable without you." "♪ Just say it and nothing will stand in my way ♪" "You never asked me to stay." "♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪" "I can't." "♪ I'm waiting for the one ♪" "Oh." "Penny... ♪ I'm waiting for you, darling ♪" "Penny, I want you to stay." "I would..." "I would give anything for you to stay." "♪ Just say it and nothing will stand in your way ♪" "But I-I know better than to ask." "I have been here before." "This is the beginning of a whole new adventure for you." "♪ Nothing will stand in your way ♪" "I could never ask you to give that up." "I love you too much." "You..." "I love you." " ♪ Stand in your way ♪ - (LAUGHS)" "Hey." "No, no, don't cry." "♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪" "I love you." "(SIGHS)" " And you love me." " ♪ Waiting for the one ♪" "(BOTH LAUGH)" "And now I have to go all the way across the country" " to save lives..." " ♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪ ...which sounds really noble, like in some movie but... ♪ Just say it and nothing will stand in your way ♪ ...actually it just really sucks." "♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪" "♪ Waiting for the one ♪" "(SNIFFLES)" "♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪" "Penny... it's the moment again." "♪ Just say it and nothing will stand in my way ♪" "The moment." "♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪" "Ask me." " Go ahead." " ♪ Waiting for you, darling ♪" "Ask me." " ♪ Just say it ♪ - (BOTH CHUCKLE)" "♪ And nothing will stand in my way ♪" "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "Sofia, get those teeth brushed, missy!" "I want to hit the road in about 10 minutes!" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" " Hi." " Something is wrong with the baby... really, horribly wrong." "Wrong?" "Wrong how?" "I was driving to the hospital, and, um, I got so scared that I couldn't breathe, and your place is c-closer, so I just..." "What..." "Hold on, April." "Slow down." "Just..." "Tell me what's going on." "Jackson was right, wasn't he, that I was wrong to not ch-check?" "(HYPERVENTILATING)" "Okay, hey..." "I can't!" "Arizona, I cannot do this again." "I can't." "Ooh, you are being such a good little helper." "Let's walk a little faster, though, okay?" "Oh, Andrew." "Um, Andrew's gonna show you where all the best coloring books are, okay?" " I am?" " Yeah." "Okay." "Come on." "(EXHALES SHARPLY) I refused the ultrasound." "I needed this baby to be healthy so badly, and now, if I caused this..." "Okay, okay." "Shh, shh, shh, shh." "It's okay." " If we could have prevented this..." " All right, let's just take a look." " Let's take a look, okay?" " Okay, okay, okay." "(BREATHING DEEPLY)" "There." "There's the little one." "Oh!" "That's..." "That's it." "Th-Th-That's the feeling." "What is that?" "What is that?" "That's your baby moving." "Look." "Very strong fetal heartbeat." "(CHUCKLES)" "(CHUCKLES)" "That's the baby moving?" "Samuel never..." "I know." "You've never felt this before." "I'm gonna check the cervical length just because of the cramping, but I am confident that this is just what a healthy baby feels like." "(LAUGHS)" "CATHERINE:" "Advisory panel?" "The situation seemed fairly clear." "Well, that doesn't make deciding disciplinary action any easier." "I suppose." "What if it were you and me?" "Would it be so easy for you to make that decision?" "You and I would never be in this situation." "Well, you never know." "Yes, I do 'cause if you did something like this," "I'd just strangle you with my bare hands." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(CHUCKLES) I wouldn't be the one to do this." " I'm talking about you." " Oh, please, please." "(BOTH LAUGH)" "This is all of it, I think." "All of what?" "Well, I got joint purchases, marriage license, post-nup, divorce decree." "Our attorneys asked Jackson to put together whatever he could to help create a timeline, a paper trail." "Do we have to do this now?" "Uh, yeah, I got to get it back to him by the end of the week." "(SIGHS)" "Well, I'll leave you to it, then." "Oh, and thanks again, sir, for, uh..." "for yesterday." "Appreciate you backing me up." "I didn't back you up." "I backed up a patient whose doctors couldn't get it together long enough to do their damn job." "The baby was in respiratory failure despite maximal ventilatory support." "He fit the criteria, so ECMO was the only option." "I agree." "All right?" "OWEN:" "What was his oxygenation index?" "Around 45 for at least 20 minutes." "Okay." "And you used aggressive resuscitation?" "Yeah, of course." "They tried to clear his metabolic acidosis with fluids, but he had a pH of..." "I mean, I can pull the chart." "We have the chart." "So, what is this about?" "This is about Dr. Warren." "Thank you, Dr. Riggs." "You can go." "Sure." "This was fun." "(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE, DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)" "So, if Riggs' recommendation killed the baby, then we should..." "I would have made the same call." " There was nothing else left to do." " We don't know that." "Okay, we need to bring this back to the point because you have frankly been wasting my time on a needless witch hunt." "This is not about Dr. Riggs, and it is not about you." "The point here is to answer one question..." "Do we think Ben Warren is telling us the truth?" "So let's answer it." "MIRA:" "His blood pressure keeps dropping, and his heart rate is all over the place." "Well, it's been hours." "And he hasn't had any further seizure activity." "We could give him medication to control his heart and fluid to boost his pressure." "No." "Mrs. Singh?" "♪" "(SMOOCHES)" "He's gone." "My son is gone." "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "(ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE)" "I-Is Omar..." "Is he gone?" "You..." "You can tell me that." "We're still waiting." "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "(EXHALES SHARPLY)" "Church?" "♪" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "(ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN)" "State." "♪" "(SIGHS) So, did you find something new or..." "Warren, we need you to tell us why." "Why what?" "Why, when the elevator doors opened, you chose to ignore it..." "I have told you and told you and cut open Gretchen McKay anyway." "...that I did not make a choice." "I wasn't given one." "I-I was forced to use the knowledge and resources I had to fulfill the oath I took to save her life..." "Because the door didn't open." "No, it did." "It clearly did." "I'm saying I didn't see it happen." "I just don't understand how you didn't see it happen." "You do." "You know." "Y-You should know." "Y-You're surgeons." "You know what it's like." "You..." "When you operate, when you control if a person breathes another breath, when... when you hold their beating heart in your hand, when you are responsible for that life, you don't see or hear or feel anything else." "The rest of the world just disappears." "You know that." "You all do." "You can't tell me you don't." "(HEART MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "What's happening?" "He's having runs of V-tach." "I think he's going." "His mom just took the kids down for lunch, too." "I..." "Should I bring her back up here?" "Chief?" "Crash cart." "What?" "Yeah." "I need a crash cart in here now!" "Start CPR." "Oh, Dr. Bailey, I don't think we're supposed to." "Push an amp of epi." " What is this?" " Uh, Dr. Shepherd, I..." "I..." " Bailey, what are we doing?" " Okay." "Good." "Charge to 100." "Mnh-mnh." "Uh, isn't he supposed to be DNR?" " Yes." "His mother agreed." " (DEFIBRILLATORS CHARGING)" "Clear!" "(THUMPS)" "(BEEPING CONTINUES)" "Okay, charge to 150." "Get that epi on board." "Bailey, we told his mother we would not resuscitate." "(BEEPS, DEFIBRILLATORS CHARGING)" "Clear!" "(BEEPING CONTINUES)" " 200!" " Bailey!" "(BEEPING SLOWS)" "(MONITOR BEEPING)" "His heart stopped?" "Yes, it did, but only just for a second, and then..." "You decided to resuscitate." "But I signed those papers." "Jasmine and I..." "We made a decision." "Yes, I know." "I wanted to give him one more chance." "So you think there's still hope?" "I don't understand." "Just yesterday, we were discussing brain damage." "Chief, a word." "(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER P.A.)" "Bailey, just explain what you are thinking." "My patient has a signed DNR." "The patient deserves a chance." "His family deserves for this hospital to respect their wishes." "Shepherd..." "It is not fair to make a patient suffer so that Warren doesn't have to." " You know that." " Dr. Shepherd, watch yourself." "♪" "(KEYS CLACKING)" "You were right, and thank you." "I love being right." "What was I right about?" "Penny." "We figured it out." " Oh, yay!" " Yeah." " Yeah, no, Sofia was saying..." " I can totally go with her." " What?" " No." "It seemed impossible until I really, really looked at it, but it's not impossible." "It's an adventure." "You're kidding." " Are you kidding?" " I know." "It's crazy, right?" "But I can get a job anywhere out there, and probably with new research money, and I have colleagues out there who can help me get a place..." "Um, wait." "Yeah, no, but you... you..." " Well, you have a daughter." " Yeah." "No." "I know." "It's a lot to figure out, I know, but you were right..." "it can be figured out." "It's a six-hour flight, and you'll be able to see Sofia whenever you want." " And we'll figure it out, right?" " (EXHALES SHARPLY)" "Oh, crap." "Um, so, we will talk about it, okay?" "But just [SIGHS] thank you." "♪" "Every surgeon who worked on Mrs. McKay and the baby said the same thing, including Dr. Warren." "MEREDITH:" "That they were backed into a corner and they didn't have a choice." "The only difference with Warren is whether or not you think he's lying, whether you believe he didn't see that door open." "And do you think he was lying?" " No." " We don't." "OWEN:" "We believe Warren missed the door." "We believe he was completely focused on his responsibility to the patient." "♪" "Well, thank you all." "Mm-hmm." "(SIGHS)" "(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)" "Sounds like they feel he tried." "And yet two people are still dead." "(SIGHS HEAVILY)" "What are you gonna do?" "S-Six months?" "No surgery for six months?" "Uh, to be clear, it's a six-month suspension from the Residency Program." "I'm suspended from the hospital?" "!" "Yes." "How do you..." "D-Do you have any idea how far behind I'll fall?" "I'll never get caught up." "What am I supposed to learn from this?" "Do you feel even the slightest remorse?" "Yes." "Yes!" "H-How can you ask me that?" "Of course I do!" "All I do is play it over again in my mind, trying to figure out how I could change it." "Of course I do." "But six months... it's..." "it's not discipline." "For a surgeon, that's a death sentence." "I might as well drop out now." "That's all, Dr. Warren." "I tried to save her the only way I know how." "You..." "They know that, right?" "You know that." "♪" "(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER P.A.)" "♪" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "PENNY:" "Sofia!" "(GASPS) Hi!" "(CHUCKLES)" "(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "Hi." " You ready?" " You ready?" "Let's go." "(CHUCKLES)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Oh, thank you!" " (SIGHS) - (DOOR CLOSES)" " (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)" " WOMAN:" "Get inside!" "Pierce, before you go," "Tacoma wants to send a patient with failed stenting... emergency four-vessel bypass." "I didn't want to authorize it until I'd checked it with you, but..." "Uh, well, is the patient stable enough to transfer?" "As far I'm concerned, yes." "Okay, yeah." "Go ahead." "What?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "What did Owen tell you about me?" "Meredith..." "She said, um, she's my sister, and she told me..." "She told you about Megan." "Why would you lie about something like that?" "You know, I shouldn't have asked." "This isn't any of my business." "And I-I'm not usually a person who, uh..." "You don't owe me an explanation, obviously, but you're a good guy and a great surgeon, and I just..." "Why?" "I didn't lie to Meredith." "It's fine." "Forget it." "Look, everything I told her was true." "There was a patient." "There was a helicopter." "I just left some parts out... the part where we fought... where I cheated... where I failed the best person I've ever met, the only woman I've ever loved." "And those parts are for me and Megan." "You're right." "I don't owe anyone that." "♪" "I made a mistake... a big one." "And I've paid for it ever since." "Okay?" "Okay." "♪" "(SIREN WAILING)" "I'm glad you're being strong about this." "I know how hard this is." "I know how bad you feel." "You loved this person once." " There's a child involved." " (THUNDER RUMBLING)" "But I'm gonna tell you... the one thing that all custody cases have in common is that they are always a battle." "And no matter what, even if you win, you will still feel like you lost something." "So, are you sure this is a battle you want to fight?" "My ex-wife wants to move across the country and take our daughter, so... yeah." "♪" "(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)" "Hey." "Stop." "No." "No more, okay?" "I'm done." "Just stay away from me." "All right, look, I'm not gonna come any closer, okay?" "I just need to talk to you." "I need to say something." "I need you to hear me." "Please?" "Fine." "All right, I have been going over the paperwork, you know, for the lawyer... the prenup, post-nup, whatever." "You know, I just..." "I don't need this." "At first glance, it was actually really frustrating, you know, 'cause I wasn't finding anything that was actually gonna help my case." "It was just so fair." "Um, and I realized that was because it was written by two people who really loved each other... two people who really wanted to protect each other, who really wanted what was best for each other." "And, April, I, uh..." "I don't know where those people went." "I don't know if we can fix us, April." "I don't know if we should." "But I know I don't like who I am turning into." "I don't want to treat you... (SIGHS, SNIFFLES)" "This person who wrote this, who signed this... was your best friend." "You were my best friend, April... my favorite person." "And I realized that that's who I should be dealing with." "We should treat each other the way we did on this paper." "(RIHANNA'S "CLOSE TO YOU" PLAYS)" "(EXHALES SHARPLY)" "♪" "You want to feel something unbelievably awesome?" "♪ Nothing but a tear, that's all for breakfast ♪" "Oh." "Was that a kick?" "Yeah." " ♪ Watching you pretend you're unaffected ♪" " He's kicking?" "(CHUCKLES) Or she's kicking." "This baby can kick?" "♪ You're pulling our connections ♪" " Our baby can kick." " ♪ Expecting me to let you go ♪" "(CHUCKLES) Oh, he did it again." "(LAUGHS)" "♪ But I won't ♪" " ♪ No, you don't need my protection ♪" " Why are you still here?" "You have to go back to them." "You have to..." "Hunt and this committee." "You have to get them to reconsider." "There's n..." "They have nothing to reconsider." "♪ But I'm in love, can't blame me for checking ♪" "They made a recommendation." "I made a call." "It's very simple, and I'm done talking about this here..." " church and state." " ♪ I love in your direction ♪" "There's a reason that it's separated." " Oh, to hell with state!" " ♪ Hoping that the message goes ♪" "You're really gonna come back at me with... with "no special treatment"?" "Six months is..." "Six months is special treatment!" " What?" " ♪ Somewhere close to you ♪" "If you had been anyone else, you wouldn't have been suspended." "You would have been fired." " ♪ Close to you" " They told you to fire me?" "No." "I wanted to fire you." "I was talked down." "♪ Like so close if they hurt you, you wouldn't find out ♪" "Do you have an idea what you are doing?" "Do you have any idea what you've done?" "I made a mistake, Miranda." "People make mistakes." " ♪ Just say now, I'm coming right now ♪" " Surgeons make mistakes." " I don't, not like that." " ♪ To be close to you ♪" "You made an astonishing error in judgment... ♪ Said you let it go, you kept it ♪ ...that I'm trying to accept and forgive." "♪ Working hard to perfect it ♪" "And it's gonna take me a lot longer than six months." "♪ Now your fear is reckless, and it's out of your control ♪" "All bleeding must stop." "Well, I am sorry I disappoint you." "♪ Would you let it go?" "♪" "Sometimes it does so at a cost." " So am I. - ♪ No, you don't need my protection ♪" "You lose the arm, remove the organ." "♪ But I'm in love, can't blame me for checking ♪" "You choose to live with the loss..." " (KNOCK ON DOOR)" " Chief?" "♪ I love in your direction, hoping that the message goes ♪ ...because at the end of the day, you'll do whatever you can to stay alive." "♪ Somewhere close to you ♪" "In the last hour, he started moving," " responding to verbal stimuli." " ♪ Close to you ♪" "And now vitals are stable." "He is re-oriented." "What..." "This is one in a million." "It shouldn't have happened." "♪ Like so close if they hurt you, you wouldn't find out ♪" "And sometimes, by some miracle, it works." "The bleeding stops." " ♪ If you let me, I'd be there by now ♪" "Well, does he know yet, about his wife and baby?" " ♪ Close to you ♪" " No." "Not yet." "He's asking." "♪" "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "I was wrong, Bailey." "You saved his life." "And now I have to go in there and ruin it." "But sometimes, no matter how hard you try... (DOOR SLIDES OPEN, CLOSED)" "♪ ...it's still not enough." "♪"
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"OK, let's go!" " Thanks, sheep." " Hey!" "Stop that costume!" " Hold it right there!" " Get them!" " Get them!" " Sorry!" "Take that!" " Keep going!" " Faster!" "Hey, stop!" " Look out!" "Watch it!" " Sorry!" "Surround him." "Now!" "Gotcha!" "What?" "Where'd he go?" " Spread out!" "Search everywhere!" " What about over there?" " Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?" " I..." "I guess." "Then search there!" "They must be close." "I can feel"
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"As you come into this world, something else is also born." "You begin your life, and it begins a journey... towards you." "It moves slowly, but it never stops." "Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow." "Never faster, never slower, always coming." "You will run." "It will walk." "You will rest." "It will not." "One day, you will linger in the same place too long." "You will sit too still or sleep too deep... ..and when, too late, you rise to go..." "..you will notice a second shadow next to yours." "Your life will then be over." "If you think because she is dead, I am weak, then you understand very little." "If you were any part of killing her, and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all." "So, for your own sake, understand this." "I am the Doctor." "I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop." "The equipment in that room is consistent with an augmented ultra long-range teleport." "So, I'm not more than a single light year from where I was, and I'm in the same time zone." "When the sun sets, I'll be able to establish an exact position by the stars." "Then you'll have a choice." "Come out, show yourself, or keep on hiding." "Clara said I shouldn't take revenge." "You should know, I don't always listen." "Oh, what's this?" "Well, are you gardeners?" "I hate gardening!" "What sort of a person has a power complex about flowers?" "It's dictatorship for inadequates." "Or to put it another way, it's dictatorship." "Come on!" "Chop, chop!" "The Doctor will see you now!" "Show me what you've got!" "I just watched my best friend die in agony." "My day can't get any worse." "Let's see what we can do about yours!" "I know you." "I've seen you before!" "I used to know a trick, back when I was young and telepathic." "Clearly, you can't make an actual psychic link with a door, for one very obvious reason - they're notoriously cross." "I mean, imagine life as a door." "People keep pushing past you." "All of that knocking, but it's never for you." "And you get locked up every night, so if you're just a little bit nice..." "See, Clara?" "Still got it." "But I..." "Um..." "I can't actually see a way out of this..." "I've finally run out of corridor." "There's a life summed up." "Now, this is new." "I'm scared." "I just realised that I'm actually scared of dying." "Something I said?" "What did I say?" "Why did you stop?" "Old." "Very old." "Possibly very, very old." "When I was a very little boy, there was an old lady who died." "They covered her in veils, but it was a hot, sunny day, and the flies came." "It gave me nightmares for years." "So, who's been stealing my nightmares?" "What am I here for?" "You've known about me for a very long time, right?" "So, what is it?" "Is it a trap?" "Is it a prison?" "No!" "Is it a torture chamber?" "Am I right?" "Somebody really should know better." "Anyone who can put all of this together and steal my bad dreams, they should know better." "The secrets I have - no chance." "No telling, not me." "I told you I was scared of dying." "And I wasn't lying either." "Advantage - me!" "Because you won't see this coming!" "Sorry, I'm late!" "Jumped out of a window." "Certain death." "Don't you want to know how I survived?" "Go on." "Ask me!" "No, of course I had to jump!" "The first rule of being interrogated is that you are the only irreplaceable person in the torture chamber." "The room is yours, so work it." "If they're going to threaten you with death, show them who's boss." "Die faster!" "You've seen me do that more often than most." "Isn't that right, Clara?" "Rule one of dying - don't." "Rule two - slow down." "You've got the rest of your life." "The faster you think, the slower it will pass." "Concentrate!" "Assume you're going to survive." "Always assume that." "Imagine you've already survived." "There's a storm room in your mind." "Lock the door and think!" "This is my storm room." "I always imagine that I'm back in my Tardis, showing off, telling you how I escaped, making you laugh." "That's what I'm doing right now." "I am falling, Clara." "I'm dying." "And I'm going to explain to you how I survived." "I can't wait to hear what I say." "I'm nothing without an audience." "One hope - salt!" "Thought I smelled it earlier." "When I broke the window, I was sure." "Salty air." "This castle is standing in the sea." "Diving into water from a great height is no guarantee of survival." "I need to know exactly how far I'm going to fall, and how fast." "Why do you think I threw the stool?" "Fall time to impact... '..seven seconds.'" "Because you won't see this coming!" "The wind resistance of the stool, the atmospheric density... ..the strength of the local gravity." "Am I spoiling the magic?" "I work at this stuff, you know?" "Should hit the water in about..." "..0.02 seconds." "The chances of remaining conscious are..." "Can't I just sleep?" "Do I have to know everything?" "Clara, I can't always..." "It keeps coming, Clara." "Wherever I go, it follows." "Why?" "Why does it do that?" "CHALK TAPS" "Always the teacher." "What's the right question, then?" "It's following me." "Wherever I go, it's tracking me." "Slowly though." "Scary lurching." "Scary!" "These screens everywhere..." "It's showing me exactly where it is all the time, how far it's got, how near." "Because it's trying to scare me!" "Putting its breath on my neck." "That's the point!" "That's what it's doing." "This is theatre!" "It's all about fear." "Working hypothesis " "I'm in a fully automated haunted house." "A mechanical maze." "It's a killer puzzle box designed to scare me to death, and I'm trapped inside it." "Must be Christmas!" "Another spade?" "Someone wants me to dig." "What do you think, Clara?" "Is someone trying to give me a hint?" "What would you do?" "Yes." "Yes, of course you would." "Which, let's be honest, is what killed you." "So, someone is trying to tell me that there's something important buried in this garden." "That's almost the first thing they tried to tell me." "Could be a trick." "Could be one of my predecessors." "Because I'm not the first prisoner here, am I?" "!" "All those skulls!" "Wonder where they all went wrong." "Building this height, creature that slow, so what...?" "An hour." "Physics of a triangle." "You lose!" "So?" "It can set traps." "That's OK." "I'm good at traps." "So, where are you off to?" "Only one way in and one way out." "Well, seeing as you're going..." "No, no." "That's not right." "Well, that was another close one." "Or it will have been, once I've been and gone and got myself out of it." "So, how am I going to do that?" "Come on, teacher, ask me questions!" "I'm actually scared of dying." "The truth, yes." "But not any old truth, Clara." "This whole place is designed to terrify me." "I'm being interrogated." "It's not just truth it wants." "That's not enough." "It's confession." "I have to tell truths I've never told before." "That's the only thing that stops it." "You see, the problem is... ..Clara..." "..there are truths that I can never tell." "Not for anything." "But I'm scared and I'm alone." "Alone... ..and very, very scared." "I confess." "I didn't leave Gallifrey because I was bored!" "That was a lie!" "It's always been a lie!" "Not enough?" "You want more?" "I was scared!" "I ran because I was scared!" "Is that what you want me to say?" "Is that true enough for you?" "'It's funny, the day you lose someone isn't the worst." "'At least you've got something to do." "'It's all the days they stay dead.'" "57 minutes." "This is how my world works, Clara." "I tick off the seconds as they pass." "My life is a countdown." "If I draw the creature to one extreme of the castle, and I run to the other extreme," "I can earn myself a maximum of 82 minutes." "82 minutes to eat, sleep and work." "My work is finding Room 12." "The castle wants me to." "It's luring me." "The numbering is a bit confused, as if the rooms are all jumbled up." "Maybe they move around." "I saw the whole castle move... ..when I made the creature stop." "Every room, if I leave it long enough, reverts to its condition at the moment I arrive." "It tidies up after itself." "Automated room service." "I think this whole place is inside a closed energy loop, constantly recycling." "Or maybe I'm in Hell?" "That's OK." "I'm not scared of Hell." "It's just Heaven for bad people." "But how long will I have to be here?" "Forever?" "It's always coming." "Always closer." "The countdown never stops." "But the countdown to what?" "DOOR OPENS" "There are two events in everybody's life that nobody remembers, two moments experienced by every living thing." "Yet, no-one remembers anything about them." "Nobody remembers being born... and nobody remembers dying." "Is that why we always stare into the eye sockets of a skull?" "Because we're asking," ""What was it like?" ""Does it hurt?" ""Are you still scared?"" ""Bird"?" "What's "bird" got to do with it?" "Are there birds here?" "There's something I'm missing, Clara, and I think it's something terrible." "Hello?" "Hello, is there someone there?" "Hello!" "It's a trap, Clara." "A lure and a trap." "I'm following breadcrumbs laid out for me." "This is somebody's game... ..and I can't stop playing, a game everybody else has lost." "I know how to move that wall, Clara, so long as I don't run out of confessions." "But what I really want to know is... ..who's been playing about with the stars?" "They're all in the wrong places, for this time zone, anyway." "I know I didn't time travel to get here." "I can feel time travel." "If I didn't know better, I'd say I've travelled 7,000 years into the future." "But I do know better." "So, who moved the stars?" "The Hybrid." "Long before the Time War, the Time Lords knew it was coming, like a storm on the wind." "There were many prophecies and stories, legends before the fact." "One of them was about a creature called the Hybrid." "Half Dalek, half Time Lord - the ultimate warrior." "But whose side would it be on?" "Would it bring peace or destruction?" "Was it real, or a fantasy?" "I confess," "I know the Hybrid is real." "I know where it is, and what it is." "I confess, I'm afraid." "Of course!" "The last square on the board." "What else would it be?" "The Tardis." "One confession away." "Azbantium." "400 times harder than diamond." "20 feet thick." "The way out." "Bird!" "That's when I remember!" "Always then." "Always...then." "Always exactly then!" "I can't keep doing this, Clara!" "I can't!" "Why is it always me?" "Why is it never anybody else's turn?" "!" "Can't I just lose?" "Just this once?" "!" "Easy." "It would be easy." "It would be SO easy." "Just tell them." "Just tell them, whoever wants to know, all about the Hybrid." "I can't keep doing this." "I can't..." "I can't always do this!" "It's not fair!" "Clara, it's just not fair!" "Why can't I just lose?" "!" "But I can remember, Clara." "You don't understand," "I can remember it all." "Every time." "And you'll still be gone." "Whatever I do..." "..you still won't be there." "Doctor... ..you are not the only person who ever lost someone." "It's the story of everybody." "Get over it." "Beat it." "Break free." "Doctor, it's time." "Get up, off your arse... ..and win!" "Hello again." "No more confessions, sorry." "But I will tell you...the truth." "The Hybrid is a very dangerous secret." "A very, very dangerous secret and it needs to be kept!" "So, I'm telling you nothing." "Nothing at all." "Instead, I'm going to do something far worse." "Argh!" "I'm going to get out of here, and find whoever put me here in the first place, and whatever they're trying to do, I'm going to...stop it!" "But it might take me a little while, so do you want me to tell you a story?" "The Brothers Grimm, lovely fellas..." "They're on my darts team." "Argh!" "According to them, there's this emperor and he asks this shepherd's boy..." ".."How many seconds in eternity?"" "People always get it wrong with Time Lords." "We take forever to die." "Even if we're too injured to regenerate, every cell in our bodies keeps trying." "Dying properly, can take days." "That's why we like to die among our own kind." "They know not to bury us early." "I think, in my current condition... ..it'll take me about a day and a half to reach the top of the tower." "I think." "If I'm lucky... ..I have a day and a half." "I have to do this, Clara." "It's the only way." "I have to be strong." "I should have known from the very beginning." "Of course." "The portrait of you, the creature from my own nightmares..." "This place is my own, bespoke torture chamber... ..intended for me only, and all those skulls in the water..." "How could there be other prisoners...in my hell?" "The answer, of course, is there never were any other prisoners." "And the stars..." "They weren't in the wrong place... ..and I haven't time travelled." "I've just been here a very, very long time." "Every room resets." "Remember I told you that?" "Every room reverts to its original condition." "Logically, the teleporter should do the same." ""Teleporter" - fancy word." "Just like 3D printers, really, except they break down living matter and information, and transmit it." "All you have to do is add energy." "The room has reset, returned to its original condition when I arrived." "That means there's a copy of me still in the hard drive." "Me, exactly as I was... ..when I first got here..." "..7,000 years ago." "All I have to find is some energy." "And all you need for energy... ..is something to burn." "How long can I keep doing this, Clara?" "Burning the old me... ..to make a new one?" "If you think because she's dead, I am weak, then you understand very little." "If you were any part of killing her and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all." "So, for your own sake, understand this." "I'm the Doctor." "I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop." "Because you won't see THIS coming!" "If I didn't know better," "I'd say I've travelled 7,000 years into the future." ""How many seconds in eternity?"" "If I didn't know better, I'd say I've travelled 12,000 years into the future." ""How many seconds in eternity?"" "And the shepherd's boy..." "..600,000 years into the future." ""How many seconds in eternity?"" "And the shepherd's boy says..." "..1,200,000 years into the future." "..And the shepherd's boy says..." "..Two million years into the future." "..And the shepherd's boy says..." "..20 million years into the future." "Ow!" "And the shepherd's boy says..." ""There's this mountain of pure diamond." ""It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it!"" "..52 million years." ""Every hundred years, a little bird comes" ""and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain..."" "..Nearly a billion years." "Argh!" "".." "And when the entire mountain is chiselled away," ""the first second of eternity will have passed!"" "..Well over a billion years." "Argh!" "You must think that's a hell of a long time." "..Two billion years." "Personally, I think that's a hell of a..." "Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird." "Go to the city." "Find somebody important." "Tell them, I'm back." "Tell them, I know what they did, and I'm on my way." "And if they ask you who I am, tell them, I came the long way round." "You can probably still hear me... ..so just between ourselves..." "..you've got the prophecy wrong." "The Hybrid is not half Dalek." "Nothing is half Dalek." "The Daleks would never allow that." "The Hybrid destined to conquer Gallifrey and stand in its ruins..." "..is me." "The Hybrid." "I think it's time to tell the truth." "I heard the Doctor had come home." "One so loves fireworks." "What's he up to?" "The Hybrid is a creature thought to be crossbred from two warrior races." "I know I went too far." "You have broken every code you ever lived by." "On my command!" "Is it true?" " She's my friend." " Fire!" "Team to Sector 52, extraction chamber seven." "Regeneration in progress."
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"And then Peter said, "Brie... that's my favourite cheese as well. "" "And that was when my bag..." "I don't know what happened, it just kind of split open." "Apples and oranges everywhere." "And we tumbled about." "Yeah." "Like a pair of confused little kittens." "And when Peter had helped me pick everything up, well... it just seemed rude not to give him my number." "Hey, you asked for my number!" "Ha, ha, ha, I'm not a slut." "Oh, is that the end of the story?" "OK, are we all set for tonight?" "Yes." "Can you please bring me some wine?" "That was some... ah..." "Buying the same sort of cheese." "Ah, you made a 20-minute story out of it." "Have you thought of adapting it into a film?" "No." "Well done, you've bagged a normal." "Yes." "He is proper normal, isn't he?" "He's taking me to Paris this weekend." "Ah, Paris." "Have you been to Paris, Moss?" "No." "I've heard of it." " Brie?" " Yeah, what?" "Nothing." "I had you down a Double-Gloucester-type person." "Yes, I know what you mean." "Oh, it's been ages since I had a mini-break." "Not only that but all of my friends are single and so are all of his so tonight we're gonna have a big dinner party and..." "It's gonna be brilliant." "Or perhaps that should be brie-lliant." "D'you know, it is really important to me that you like him." "No, honestly, it is cos I..." "I know we had some rocky beginnings but I really think of you now, not just as my workmates, but as friends." " Stop it!" " No, I..." "I mean that." "I really do." "You're really important to me." "Listen, Jen, I've got some bad news, Colin can't make it tonight." "Oh." "But Steve and Jake are still coming?" "Colin was bringing them." "I don't know them well, it'd be uncomfortable without Colin." "I suppose we'll have to call the whole thing off." "Unless you can find three guys to replace them." "Oh..." "Yeah..." "I..." "Bit of dust." "I'm gonna..." "definitely later phone the, um..." "Strange..." "Oh, look at that..." "Oh, I can't..." "I can't..." "It's my home, it's my special place," "I can't let you nut-jobs in!" ""Nut-jobs"?" "I hope you're not including me in that." "Wait a second, we were all "brilliant friends" a minute ago." "Yes, yes, I meant friends in a different way, in a kind of special way that means you can't come into my home." "Right, so sort of like not being your friends at all." "Yes, yes, sort of like that but in a really. special way." "This is your lowest moment, you know." "I think I can live with it." "Roy, can you look at my PC, please?" "It keeps freezing." "Did you hear something, Moss?" "I thought I heard a noise." "I didn't hear anything, Roy." "Unless it was some kind of stupid mouse." "Yeah, or... or a rat." "Yes, I think it did sound more like a rat." "I know I was horrible." "I'm sorry." "Oh, Richmond..." "Oh, Richmond, not you too." "I'm sorry, Richmond..." "Hello!" "I smell food!" "What are you doing?" "Don't sit down yet." "Why not?" "I'm tired." "That's the rules." "We stand around a bit first." " We have drinks." " Where's Peter?" "In the kitchen." "Can I go to the toilet?" "Yes, you may." "You don't need to ask." "It's just down there to the left." "There you go." "Ah, thank you, Roy." "How lovely." "White wine." "Never seen a wine actually called "White Wine" before!" "Thank you, Roy." "What are you drinking?" "Red wine, please." " Richmond?" " Do you have Absinthe?" " No." " I only drink Absinthe." "Absinthe, no." "Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg?" "Oh, Carlsberg, perfect." "Oh, that was quick." "I washed my hands." "What d'you want to drink?" "White Russian." "A white Russian?" "Oh, for God's sake!" "Documentaries..." "Balsamic vinegar..." "Conversation..." "Oh, apparently one of Jen's friends is a model." "I bagsy the model." "Er, Jen?" "Jen!" "Um, we've discussed it as a group and we think it would be best if I were to sit beside the model... because, um," "I would like to ask her how I would go about becoming a photographer." "Or... or a model." "Paula?" "Oh, she'll appreciate that." "She's just had reconstructive face surgery so she'll be happy to have someone to talk to." "Right." "It's really brave of her to come out because she was in a really bad car accident so you have to be extra nice to her." "Car accident." "Brilliant." "Just my luck." "I'll be honest, the reason I got you round a bit early is to go over some ground rules, OK?" "If this evening is gonna work in any way you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah?" "Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody." "You know, nothing about memory or RAM." "Memory is RAM." "Oh, dear." "If you stray into areas I don't think appropriate, I'll..." "I don't know, I'll..." "I'll cough." "Coughing is the signal." "Richmond, did you hear that?" "What?" "If Jen coughs we have to stop talking." "Fine." "Moss, this is important, I'm sitting you beside Margaret." "Margaret, from her name I presume she's a lay-dee?" "Yes." "She's nice." "She got divorced recently but I should say when she's had a few drinks she tends to get a bit... over excited." "Needs to go to the toilet a lot." "That happens to me." "I try to think of something dry, like the desert or..." "Shredded wheat." "You don't understand." "What I'm saying is she's kind of..." "She's kind of on the look out for a man." "Ah, I see." "What does he look like?" "He wouldn't come here - not with all these people around." "What's this about?" "Jen's friend has got a stalker." "Cool." "Oh, God, maybe I could just kill myself." "Here they are, so look normal." "Look more normal, more normal." "Relax." "Forget it!" "Hello." "Come in." "Hello." "I'm Roy." "I'm sorry about the accident." "Hello." "This is Paula." "Yep, I know." "I was... talking to her." "Did you think I was talking to you?" "This is Jessica." "Hello, everybody." "Oh, my God." "Social situations." "Oh, bloody hell, I think this is my one." "These are my workmates." "They're not my usual friends." "I work with them, they're my workmates." "Oh, yes." "IT department does not compute." "Oh, my God!" "You must be Roy." "Yep." "Hello, everybody." "I have had a few drinks already so no-one take advantage of me." "Oh, go on then!" "I was very pleased with my last campaign." "I just started running it today." "That's you!" "OK..." "Yeah..." "So... how bad was the accident?" "Well, a motorbike jumped the lights and so I swerved into a lamppost." "The airbag didn't deploy so I hit the dashboard." " With your facial area." " I hit it full in the face." "Of course you did!" "Speed?" "I was doing about 75." "Cor!" "That's fast!" "That's..." "When you regained consciousness, did you look in the mirror and think, "Oh, God, my face is ruined"?" "They didn't let me see my face after the accident." "Ah." "I see." "They said it might not be as symmetrical as it once had been, but symmetry isn't everything." "Yeah..." "I like symmetry." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it, I'm trying to eat my dinner!" "Gosh." "Ooh, oh dear, look at us having a conversation." "Yikes!" "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!" "Mm, eating!" "Ooh, hello, how are you?" ""Ooh, I'm a fish." "Help, I'm being eaten!"" "You know when you laugh, I can see the outline of your skull." "You have a beautiful skull." "OK..." "So the surgeon..." " Yeah?" " Good man?" "Very." "He did his own nose." "And did you meet him before the operation?" "Yeah, he ran me through it." "He was really nice." "Confident?" "Why are you so interested?" "My... mother is... thinking of having a breast augmentation." "I see." "Yeah." "Always wanted them bigger!" "But I promised I'd get them for her birthday." "Her 60th is coming up." "Right." "Well, I think a round of applause is justified for that dinner." "Yes, and thanks, Peter, for making it." "So, who's for dessert?" "Isn't this dessert?" "No, that's tartare sauce." " Can I have some dessert?" " Yeah." "I'll have the tartare sauce." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Look how ticklish he is!" " Stop it!" " Come on!" "Jen, can you do something about that woman?" " I warned you about her." " When?" "I spent ten minutes trying to warn you." "I can see why she's divorced." "She's very divorceable." "You can't wait to take her to court to get rid of her!" "What are you doing?" "Well, not that it's any of your business, but I was planning to have a little poo." "No, no, I mean with Paula." "You keep asking her all those questions about her accident." "I'm interested!" "You're wondering what state her face is in." "Was that obvious?" "I suppose I better go back in there and see what Judy Finnegan's up to!" "If this keeps on going on I will divorce her." "You're not married to her." "No, I suppose..." "I suppose I'm not." "Come on, behave yourselves." "There's still a chance to save this thing." "Oh... why..." "Sorry, I couldn't hear you." "I said, "Do you think you'd die if you drank wee?"" "I don't know, but it's a bloody good question." "Here's a question - who here would eat a spider?" "I would." "I ate an eel in New York but I was on stage so it doesn't count." "Ah, New York, the city of apples." "Peter, I got that link for the Firefox extension." "What's your e-mail address?" " Do you have a pen?" " I'm recording." "It's filepeter@hotmail. com." ""Filepeter"?" "And why "filepeter"?" "Well, File is my second name." "Oh, right, I see." "Peter File." "Who's a paedophile?" "No, no, his name is Peter File." "His name is paedophile?" "Don't say it like that!" "It sounds like "paedophile"." "That what he just said." "No. "Peter File"." " Paedo File?" " PETER..." "File." " Who's a paedophile?" " No-one." "Right." "It just sounds like "paedophile"." "No, no, it doesn't." "Does a bit. "Peter File. "" ""Peter File"?" "It does." "Yes, I suppose it does!" "I hadn't noticed so..." "It doesn't worry you, does it?" "No, no." "Of course it doesn't." "They say "PED-o-phile" in America." "Maybe you should move to America!" "He's not moving to America!" "Raiders Of The Lost Ark?" "Circle Of Friends?" "It's so obvious!" "No speaking!" "I've been standing here for ten minutes." "Where's Richmond and Jessica?" "Pirates Of The Caribbean!" "How was that Pirates Of The Caribbean?" "I don't know but it was a great movie!" "Johnny Depp, what a revelation!" "It's Crash!" "It's very obviously Crash!" "Here's a car crashing into another car, there's people screaming and... oh, Paula!" "Let's play Spin The Bottle!" "Oh, for God's sake!" " Oh, what?" " Nothing." "Oh, I'm embarrassing him!" "You're making a fool of yourself!" "He's a delicate flower." "You are drunk!" "If you paid more attention to me..." "Oh, tell me, Margaret, tell us all, how could we pay any more attention to you?" "Oh, you've changed." "You're not the same man I liked when I came into the party." "We've all changed, Margaret." "We all have." "Oh, for God's sake!" "Night, Jen." "Roy's gonna walk me home." "Oh, lovely." "You know, it's just in case any kind of elephant man mob situation kicks off." "Sorry about Margaret, it won't happen again." "Oh, fiddly-do." "Come on, let's get you home." " Goodbye, Jen." " Bye, Jen." "Bye." "Oh, my God!" "Nightmare!" "An absolute nightmare." "What d'you mean?" "Well, I always have this theory that if you let your work life mix with your personal life, then somehow something will go wrong." "But nothing has, has it?" "I think it all went rather well." "Everyone seemed to pair off." "It's what you want from an evening like this." "I suppose so." "You're going to have to face the fact you run a very successful dinner party, Jen Barber." "You didn't do too badly yourself, "paedophile"." "Thanks for walking me home." "That's OK." "Goodbye." "Woah!" " You live here?" "!" " Yeah." "That's a big telly." "Oh, and all the consoles." "You've got all of the consoles." "Why d'you have all the consoles?" "I'd hate it if a game came out on one and I couldn't play it so it's better to get them all." "Don't you think?" "I do think." "And a man doesn't live here?" "No, just me." "Woah, gee!" "I'm gonna gamble." "What?" "Would you like to come for a drink some time?" " Oh." " You know, like a date?" "What the hell?" "Roy, I'm very flattered..." "Good." "Of course you are." "Thursday?" "...But you're not my type." "What?" "I mean physically." "Physically?" "Hello." "I think I can do better." "OK." " Can I have a lend of this?" " No." "Listen..." "Jen." "When we get back, maybe we should think about, I don't know, moving your stuff over to my place, vice versa, I don't mind but..." "I think it's time we moved onto the next level," " don't you?" "Yes." "Yes, definitely." "Great." "If there is a Peter File in the terminal building could he please make his way to Gate 24?" "We are looking for a Peter File." "24... we're at the wrong gate!" "Could Peter File please make himself known to ground staff?" "I'm Peter File!" "We are looking for a Peter File." "I'm Peter File!" "Wait here!" "I'm Peter File!" "Hold on!" "Come on, Jen." "I'm Peter File!" "I'm Peter File!" "It's "Peter File" not "paedophile"." "Taxi!" "It's very loud, mind if I turn it down?" "I wouldn't do that." "I wouldn't do that!" "Oh, dear, look at me, having an orgasm!"
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"Raven's Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience." "Yes!" "First!" "I finally beat you to the bathroom." "This must burn, Nia." "This must burn bad." "It's not a competition, Booker." "I mean, I've won the last 16 days in a row, but it's not a competition." "Now, can you please hurry?" "Oh no, I'm first to the bathroom." "I'm gonna savor this." "Take a nice, long shower, wash my hair." "I might even shave." "Shave what?" "Hey, guys." "Look at that." "Levi's first." "This must burn, Booker." "This must burn bad." "That's my body spray." "The burning lets you know you're fly." "It's all good." "Levi can be here." "We're like brothers." "I use the bathroom in front of him all the time." "Which I repeatedly told you I'm not comfortable with." "Hey, kids!" "Hey, listen, um, breakfast is gonna be a little late this morning." "Had a small incident with the toaster." "On a related note... if I were a fire extinguisher, where would I be?" "Okay!" "Yeah!" "I'm just gonna find it myself." "Shower time." " I'm dropping robe." " Oh, God!" "No!" "Why are you wearing a bathing suit?" "Little trick I picked up in sixth-grade gym class." "Keeps everybody from seeing my bits and pieces." "Y'all better get outta here before you see my bits and pieces." " Hey." " Yo." "Let me tell you somethin'." "Had my vision all worked out." " But then life had other plans." " Tell 'em, Rae." "It's crazy when things turn upside down, nut you gotta get up and take that chance." "Maybe I'm just finding my way now." "Learning how to fly." " Yeah, we're gonna be okay." " You know I got you, right?" "It might be wild, but you know that we make it work." "We're just kids caught up in a crazy world." " Come on!" " It's Raven's Home!" " Yep!" "We get loud!" " It's Raven's Home!" " It's our crowd!" " It might be tough but together we make it look good." "Down for each other like family should." " It's Raven's Home!" " When it's tough!" " It's Raven's Home!" " We got love!" "'Cause no matter the weather, you know we gon' shine, there for each other, you know it's our time!" "Yep!" "That's us." "If you got the best roommate in Chicago, let me hear you say "whoop whoop!"" "Ha!" "Whoo whoo." "If raising your kids with your best friend is both a financial necessity, and a dream come true, let me hear you say "whoop whoop!"" "Ha ha!" "Whoo whoo!" "If you accidentally set set the toaster on fire, let me hear you say "whoo whoo."" "Whoo..." " Chelsea, did you kill my toaster?" " Whoo whoo." "Gosh, Rae, I'm so sorry." "I am." "I..." "I guess I was just really excited to help out." "You know, when I was married," "Garrett didn't want me to do anything." "He did all the cooking." "All the cleaning." "All the, uh... falling in love with the federal agent who arrested him for tax fraud." "I can't believe that judge only gave him a year." "If I was the judge," "I'd have given him five to ten." "Ah, it's not so bad." "Sure, Garret stole all my money, but I got to move in with you, right?" "And if you think about it, Rae, we are really lucky both of our marriages fell apart." " Whoa." "Yeah." " That got dark." "Got dark." "Morning, Mom!" "Morning, Aunt Chels!" "Well, hello, Nia." "Hello, sweetheart." "How'd you sleep?" " You still doing okay on the couch?" " Of course." "I wouldn't have offered Aunt Chelsea my room if I wasn't cool with it." "That's my baby girl." "Nia, I never have to worry about you." "Besides, a little sacrifice is good." "You know, a lot of my sheroes are defined by their struggles." "Rosa Parks, Oprah," "Ruth Bader Ginsburg." "You know what all of those independent, spectacular women have in common?" "They made the bed!" " Point taken." "I'm on it." " All right!" "You my shero!" "Hi, hon!" "Wow." "That was some nightmare last night, huh?" "Yeah." "Did you get back to sleep okay?" "Yeah, eventually." "You gotta stop reading me scary bedtime stories." "Oh!" "There's my special little man." "Hey!" "What's that on your face?" "Oh, it's my face." "Mommy!" "Cut it out!" " You missed a spot." " I know I did." "Mom, could you..." "could you give me a hand?" "Oh, in a second, sweetheart." "I'm hiding the blueberries in your brother's cereal." "Love the taste, but I hate seeing 'em." "It's like my bowl's full of doll eyes." "Never mind." "I got the bed back in." "I'm sorry I didn't help you, Nia." "I'm still a little sore from the thousand push-ups I did." "Please." "The only thing you've done a thousand times is tell that story." "Mom!" "Nia said I'm not mad shredded!" "Nia!" "Don't tell your brother he's not mad shredded." "Doesn't watching those two make you wish you had a twin?" "I like being an only child." "There's never a question who the favorite is." "It's me, right?" "All right, everybody!" "Come get your bags." "Your dad is downstairs to take you to school." " Bye." " Bye." "Mwah!" " Bye, Mom." " Bye-bye." "Mwah." "My turn to pick the music." "But you never pick anything in my vocal range." "Mom!" "Nia, pick something in your brother's vocal range." "Levi!" "Where's my kiss?" "Make good choices." " Bye!" " Bye." "Hey, Chels, um..." "I couldn't help but hear what Levi said, and I just want you to know that I don't have a favorite Booker." "I mean "kid."" "Well, of course, Rae." "You love both your Bookers equally." "Come on, Chels." "I mean, yes, I might do more for Booker, but Nia knows that I don't have a favorite." "Everything's always about Booker!" "Booker, Booker, Booker!" "I'm sick of it." "Chels, I just had a vision that Nia was so upset." "She said that everything was about Booker." ""Booker, Booker, Booker."" "Why don't you just talk to her about it?" "I can't do that!" "No, 'cause it hasn't happened yet." "I have to fix it before it does." "Or!" "Or!" "Hear me out." "You could just finally tell your kids you're psychic." "No, I'm not gonna do that." "No." "'Cause they..." "they haven't had visions, you know, they wouldn't understand." "Besides, it's like my..." "my secret mommy power." "And so I can give that" ""Don't you think about doing that" look before they think about doing it." "Man, I wish you gave me that look before I married Garret." "I did give you that look." "Your mama gave you that look," "Levi gave you that look." "What?" "!" "Levi wasn't even born yet!" "But if he was, he'd have given you that look." "I'm telling you, Levi." "The day I mastered the slam dunk, was one of the best of my life." " You can dunk?" " He can." "He gets right under the rim, plants his feet, and Dad lifts him up so he can drop the ball right through the hoop." "It's adorable." "Yo, what up, kids?" "What up kid-lite?" " Hey, Tess." " 'Sup?" "Why do you keep calling me "kid-lite"?" "'Cause you're a kid, and you're light, and I can't remember your name." "Tess, you've seen me dunk, right?" "Yeah." "Donuts." "Sorry you had to hear that, Levi." "I know it's hard when people question the awesomeness of your heroes." "Levi Okay." "So I'm gonna get over to the fourth grade hall." "Whoa." "What's happening?" "Booker?" "Booker!" "Get me out of here!" " Booker?" " Levi!" "Your butt's okay." "For my first time wearing skinny jeans," "I was hoping for better than "okay."" "No, no." "You were stuck in a giant trumpet." "It was like it happened, but it didn't." "Levi!" "Help!" "Booker!" "Get me out of here!" "That's what I saw." "Levi!" "I saw the future!" "I pee when I feel trapped!" "Never mind." "Nia!" "I need to talk to you." "Something happened and I'm freaking out." "What?" "!" "Are you okay?" "!" "I saw the future." "I think I'm psychic!" "Ow!" "Booker, you scared me!" "I thought something was actually wrong with you." "I'm serious." "It really happened." "Booker, that's impossible." "Psychics aren't real." "Nia..." "There's something I need to tell you." "I believe in psychics." "Continue." "It's just another one of his stories!" "Like the push-ups, and the dunking." "And that time you said Bruno Mars stole your dance move." "No, actually, I said Bruno stole it from Timberlake who stole it from me." "But yeah, that's what it's like." "But none of those things happened." "This did." "We gotta get to class." "For the record, JT did steal my dance move." "That's a hundred percent pure Booker right there." "Hey, thanks for the ride." "My mom says she'll start picking us up again when she gets her license back." "Man, you hit three mailboxes." "Tess, it's fine." "No need for your mom to get behind the wheel before she's ready." "Or ever." " You coming over to do homework?" " Be there in a little bit." "Come on, Ma!" "We eat off that table!" "I haven't had any more visions today." "What if what I thought happened didn't really happen?" "Well, I peed in a sousaphone, and now I'm wearing shorts from Lost and Found, and Jamal Epstein's underpants." "So I'm pretty sure it happened." "Jamal Epstein's in kindergarten." "Yeah." "They're pretty tight." "Hey, Rae!" "You're home from work early." "Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking about the vision of Nia, so I came home early to make it right." "Today, it's all about Nia." "Got a special little treat for my special little lady!" "Wow!" "It's a lot of cupcakes for no reason." "Mom!" "The weirdest thing happened..." "It's not always about you, Booker." "It's Nia time!" "Why is this happening?" "I don't need a reason to celebrate my special little lady." "That's what I'm gonna call you from now on." ""My special little lady." You like it?" "It's making me a tiny bit uncomfortable." "She's hilarious!" "Just like your mama." "Mom, before when you yelled at me, you probably thought I was Nia, but it was me, Booker." "Shhh." "No one's talking to you, sweetie." " Nia's talking." "Continue." " No, I'm not." "Yes, you are, yes, you are." "I'm all ears, sweetie." "Tell me." "We had a sub in English today." "A sub?" "!" "In English?" "No!" "No!" "Chels!" "Nia had a sub... in English." "Okay." "Ma, if you think a sub is crazy..." "Booker, back off!" "It's Nia time." "Continue, sweetie." "Go on." "Say, hon, are those the same pants you left in this morning?" " They are not." " Yeah." "Been there." "I don't get it." "The craziest thing that's ever happened to me happened, and I can't get anyone to listen." "Just have another vision." "Then everyone will believe you." "Okay, I'll try to make it happen again." "Oops." " Are we gonna talk about that?" " Don't see any reason to." "This isn't working." "Every time I close my eyes," "I see Nia's face saying she doesn't believe me." "Why do you care what she thinks?" " I don't." " Seems like you do." "Yo!" "It's weird out there." "Your mom's clipping Nia's toenails, and she got mad when I asked her to do mine." "So, Future Boy, had any more visions?" "No." "I don't even know how they work." "It's almost like they come at random..." "Why would the bag hit me?" "!" "I just had another one!" "It was Nia!" "She's gonna get hurt!" "What happened?" "I didn't do it." "Why you coming at me like that?" "Tess, calm down." "I... just want to warn her." "She won't even listen to me." "I could talk to her." "Maybe she'll listen to me." "Quiet down, booster seat." "We're trying to come up with a plan." "I got it!" "You could psychically contact your dead grandma and tell her to tell Nia!" "Nah, that won't work." "Both my grandmas are still alive." "Bummer!" "Nia!" "You wanna look through our photo library together?" "I found the most adorable picture of the cutest girl in the worl..." "Ooh." "That's Booker, my bad." "Nia?" "Nia?" "Nia?" "Oh, son of a Chelsea!" "Whoo." "We gotta put a bell on you, boy." "Hey, Auntie Rae, have you seen Nia?" "No, and I don't love Booker more." "Stop judging me, Levi." "Nia, Nia!" "Nia?" "Is she gone?" "You're good." "I don't know what's going on with my mom, Levi." "She says she wants to hang out, but..." "I feel like I'm being hunted." "Nia?" "Nia!" "Nia!" "I'm going back in." "No, you can't." "You have to go talk to Booker." "He had another vision." "Levi... you don't really believe that, do you?" "Yeah." "I do." "This time the vision was about you." "Fine." "I think it's crazy, but..." "I'll go talk to him." "But how am I gonna get past my mom?" "Auntie Rae?" "Nia just went up to the roof deck!" "Oh, come on, Nia!" "I just want to hang out!" "Wow." "You really get this family." "There's gotta be some way to prove to Nia that I'm psychic." "Hold up." "I got it." "We can fake it." "Just tell her that you saw the future and you're gonna get punched in the face." "Then I'll punch you in your face." "Um, no." "But a fake vision is perfect." "Then Nia will have to believe me." "Fake a vision?" "You were gonna lie to me?" "I thought about knocking, then I thought, it'd be weird if I did, 'cause it's my room." "But now I wish I knocked." " Nia, I can explain..." " No!" "I get it." "You're so desperate for attention, you have to make up crazy stories." "Now you're pretending to be psychic?" "!" "I'm not pretending." "Did you ever think that maybe you're not that special?" "Maybe you're just plain old Booker?" "Or maybe you're just jealous that I have this awesome power, and you don't." "How can I be jealous of something that's not even real?" "You're such a liar." "Oh, I'm a liar?" "Well, maybe, I'll just let my vision happen." "Then we'll see who's a liar." "Why'd he just walk into his closet?" "Why are you never in your own apartment?" "Chels." " This is bad." " Yeah." "I've never seen Nia and Booker so mad at each other." "Do you think giving Nia too much attention made it worse?" "Maybe these T-shirts were a bad idea." "Rae, how can you say that?" "These shirts are great!" "What is this?" "Like a cotton/poly blend?" "Everything's always about Booker." "Booker, Booker, Booker!" "I'm sick of it!" "All I did was ask for salt." "It was your tone." "All right, everybody!" "Your dad's downstairs to take you to school." "Have a good day, my favorite... son, my favorite daughter, my favorite Levi." "Yes!" "Got everybody!" "I'm not making that mistake again." " Bye, Mom." " Bye-bye, sweetheart." "Nia kissed that cheek." "I want a fresh one." "Oh." "Well, time for the world's most awkward ride to school." "Chels, what am I gonna do?" "Rae, brothers and sisters fight." "They're gonna work it out." "Family drama has no place in gym class." "You're suspended." "Chels, it's not gonna work out." "I think Booker and Nia are gonna get suspended from gym class." " I gotta get down to the school!" " Wait, wait, wait!" "You can't just bust in their gym class like that!" " Why not?" "!" " You're wearing wedges, Rae!" "They got no traction!" "You right, you right." "Okay." "Let me go change into some sneakers." "I'm gonna change my shirt and shave." " What?" " What?" "There's a lot of single parents at that school." "I can't believe I got paired with my sister for doubles tennis." "Stupid alphabetical order." "Why do you even need a partner?" "Aren't you the best tennis player in Chicago?" "Or was that just another lie?" "Oh, very funny, Nia." "By the way, when I said you were funny, that was a lie." "Raven Booker!" "Nia!" "Booker, Nia!" "Oh, you..." "Excuse me." "Booker!" "Ni..." "Oh!" "Just so you know, my vision happens here in gym class." "Just so you know, I still don't believe you're psychic." "Ohhh, man." "All right, let's do it." "Let's go." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Coming through!" "Oh!" "Sorry!" "Concerned mom." "I'm a concerned mother." "Don't hit me." "Okay." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Ow!" "Serena Williams!" "That hurt!" "Bring it on." "That..." "Whoop!" "Game." "Set." "Uh-oh." "Booker, the heavy bag!" "How did you know about that?" "In my vision, the bag hit you." "Why would the bag hit me?" "Nia!" "Ow." "Nia!" "Are you okay?" "That was crazy." "I know." "I should have done something to stop it." "No." "I mean, you said the heavy bag was gonna hit me and then it hit me." "You really are psychic." "I'm sorry I didn't believe you." "I get it." "I tell a lot of crazy stories." "But this one was true." "And you're my twin brother, I should have known that." "I'm glad you know I wasn't lying." "I know I don't show it all the time, but..." "I care what you think." "If you ever tell anyone I said this," "I'll blame it on the heavy bag, but..." "I think you're pretty great." "Aww." "Look at my two perfect angels." "Guess they're not gonna get suspended." "Guess my vision was wrong." "Miss Baxter." "May I have a word?" " Mom?" "!" " Mom?" "!" "Oh, snap!" "Principal Wentworth, we are so sorry for our mother's behavior." "We can assure you that nothing like this will ever happen again." "Right, Mom?" " It wasn't my fault!" " Mom!" "I apologize." "Miss Baxter..." "I've never had to do this to a parent before." "But family drama has no place in gym class." "You're suspended." "Please stay away from our school for three weeks." "You're suspending me for being an involved parent?" "No." "I'm suspending you for assaulting the gym teacher!" "That's fair." "So you convinced Nia that you're psychic?" "That's awesome!" "Yep!" "Now the only person left to tell is my mom." "Your mom overreacts about everything." " You can't tell her." " You're right." "Raven Baxter would not understand psychic visions." "Hey, Nia." "You know that Booker's not my favorite, right?" " I know, Mom." " Good." "It's just that sometimes" "I have to do more for him, just so he won't, you know, like, uh..." " Burn the house down?" " Or flood it." "You know sometimes my baby boy can be a bit of a disaster." "I get it." "And I like being independent." "But I also like when I get your attention." "The good kind, not the crazy kind." "Oh, baby." "You know I can't tell the difference." "Come on, let's go." "I'm telling you it's true." "He stole it." "Bieber must have seen that video of me on the Internet or something, 'cause..." "You said it was Bruno Mars." "You said it was Justin Timberlake." "Wait." "You told me it was his choreographer." "Booker!" "You just lying." "The only person who stole that move was you... from me!" "Bam!" "I'm..." "I'm just gonna, um, order a pizza." "Way ahead of you, Mom." "Yo, kids meal." "How'd you know this was gonna happen?" "You psychic too?" "No." "I do this every time my mom grills."
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"Thanks for the relocate." "I perform better without an audience." "You were thinking, what, a little helpless co-ed before bed?" "You know very well, you eat this late... you're gonna get heartburn." "Get it?" "Heartburn?" "That's it?" "That's all I get?" "One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns." "I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying." "I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know?" "Give me something to work with." "Watch your mouth, little girl." "You should know better than to tempt the Fates that way." "Cos the Big Bad is back." "And this time..." "The Bronze is more fun this year, isn't it?" "Cos ofthe gloating factor alone, you know." "We're all about college now." "We've got heady discourse." "No curfews, mom-and-popless hootenanny." "Co-ed dating prospects who find townies sexy and dangerous." " What, I can dream." " Right." "So if college is so great, why are we here and why is it more fun?" "Because the Bronze is nice and familiar." "It's like a big, comfy blanky." "I was under the impression that I was your big, comfy blanky." "You're my person blanky." "This is my place blanky." "With all the shock ofthe new, it's nice to have one place that you can come back to where everything's predictable." " Hello, all." " Giles, trouble?" "Oh, no, Buffy." "Don't get up." "Nothing like that." "I just, you know, I thought I'd drop by." "Latte, anyone?" "On me?" "So much for your "predictable blanky" theory, Will." "Sorry." "Splendid." "Well, it's ages since I've been to a gig." "Well, don't look that way." "I'm down with the new music." "And I have the albums to prove it." "Yes, but it's your cutting-edge eight-tracks that keep you ahead." "Don't scoff." "I've seen Giles' collection." " He was an animal in his day." " Thank you." "OK, why not?" "Ifthe Stones can still keep rolling, why can't Giles?" "Exactly." "I think it's brave that you're here." "Well, thank you, all." "You've made me feel right at home." "Well, isn't home that empty place you're trying to escape?" "Dip a finger in me" "And paste my word..." " Oh, yeah." "Veruca's playing tonight." " Yeah, every Wednesday." "I told you." "Let me be distraction" "Let me be dream" "So, Oz, what about Dingoes?" "When are you guys here again?" "Oh, we're up next Friday." "Dip a finger in me" "They're good, aren't they?" "Nothing special." "Yeah." "She's quelle Fiona." "Colour me bored." "Really?" "I think she's rather remarkable." "Such presence for someone her age." "I can feel you twist" "I can feel you writhe" "Because you're with me" "It's in the sandblaster." "What's in the sandblaster, Will?" "It's a dream." "Come back to me." "All Geminis to the raspberry hats." " Now you're fakin'." " Am not." "Just a little." " Morning." " Morning." " Bad dream?" " I guess." "But the waking-up part makes up for it." "It's always so busy in there." "Not always." "A few things shut my brain up completely." "Anything I can help you with?" "I gotta get to class right now but... tonight for sure." "I don't know about tonight, unless the extreme Jerry Garcia look turns you on." "Night before the full moon." "Oh, that's right." "And I have a thing." "There's this Wicca group on campus I wanted to check out." "They have orientation on the three nights you're wolfy." "And it's probably totally silly, but..." "Well, go." "Show 'em how it's done." "Are you sure?" "You can lock yourself up?" "It's only this one month." "After orientation they meet on different nights." "I'll be fine." "OK." "As long as you don't mind." "The only thing I mind is being away from you for three nights." "Ms Summers, I want you to prepare to lead a discussion group next class on the paper topic." " That was smart work." " What do I have to do?" "Ifyou have any questions, bring them up with one ofthe TAs." "Are you OK?" "How'd you do?" "This is good." "I mean, this is excellent." "You did better than me." "This is so unfair." "You made me jealous ofyou academically." "Buffy!" "I know." "Can you believe it?" "Wow." "I guess Professor Walsh isn't so ogrey after all." "And she wants me to lead a discussion group next class." "That means more work, right?" "Shouldn't she have a better reward system?" "You know, like a cookie or a toy surprise, like at the dentist?" "She wants you to lead a discussion group?" "OK." "Jealous again." "Jealous, jealous..." "OK, I'm back." "Hey, I'm meeting Oz at the café." "You wanna come?" "I'll buy you that celebratory cookie." "Great." "I'm TA-bound now and then I will catch up with you guys." "Cool." "What are you gonna do, sit on the ground?" " My girlfriend's comin'." " There's room." "Big lunch." "I like to eat." "I hate chicks who are, like, "Does it have dressing on it?"" "Agreed." " You guys were tight last night." " I guess." " The amps still sound dirty to me." " What are you using?" "50 or 120?" " Hey." " Hey." "Hey." "You wanna sit down?" "So you should be using a 50." "Blue Voodoo - not your best bet unless you dig the distort." "Music talk, huh?" "Cool." "I love to listen to Oz talk about the biz." "What do you like again?" "I know you told me." "There's a couple of good ones." "The Johnson Mil." " The No.1 is Redbone." " No.1?" "No." "I gotta go with Hound Dog." "Me too." "That's a great song." "I mean, Elvis, what a guy." " You a big Elvis fan?" " The biggest." "Well, I mean, after Dingoes, of course." "We're actually talking amps." "But it's easy to get confused, the names they give 'em." "You know, I gotta bail." "I'll call you later." "I should go, too." "Good shirt." "Check out the rapid exits." "Was it me?" "Me." "I don't speak musicianese." "How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?" " I thought that was the point." " He thinks she's sexy." "He gets this blushy thing going on behind his ears." " That's for me only." " It doesn't mean anything." "So Oz checks out another girl." "He loves you." "I know." "I know." "And I don't wanna be the kind of girl who freaks every time my boyfriend notices somebody else." "I mean, I have wrong feelings about other guys sometimes, but I feel guilty and I flog and punish." "Exactly." "I'm sure Oz is flogging and punishing himself..." "This is sounding wrong before I even finish." "Look, I promise you, in a couple of days it's gonna be like "Veruca who?"" " You think?" " Absolutely." "Oz just isn't the type to stray." "Not tonight, anyways." "He'll be locked in a cage." "Hello?" "Oh, God!" "Morning." "That was some night." "So it appears." "Right." "You don't remember." "It's like that at first, but then little bits and pieces'll start coming back to you." " So you're a..." " Werewolf groupie." "Nobody else gets it done for me." " What?" " Kidding." "You know what I am." "You've known since the first time you saw me." "Now, you... need to relax." "Not a possibility." "So what do you wanna do?" "God!" "The kids in this dorm need Fashion 101 in a big way." "Or we could start right here at home." "I'm not making a statement." "Just wanna get back to my place, figure out why we got out of our cages." " You have a cage?" " Don't you?" "Yeah." "It has a little wheel with a plastic ball and a cute little bell in it." "God!" "Somebody's domesticated the hell out ofyou." "It's my choice." "I don't wanna hurt anybody." "Maybe." "Or maybe you just don't wanna admit what happened to you." "Maybe you just wanna pretend like you're a regular guy." "Well, I am." "I'm only a wolfthree nights a month." "You're the wolf all the time, and this human face is just your disguise." "You ever think about that, Oz?" "I'm going to check the paper, see ifwe did any damage last night." "We did." "But only to each other." "I know some part ofyou remembers that." "It doesn't take a full moon." "We could do it again... right here." "We aren't going to." "This ends right now." "I can help you, Oz." "You're scared." "I was, too." "But then I accepted it, the animal." "It's powerful." "Inside me all the time." "Soon you just start to feel sorry for everybody else because they don't know what it's like to be as alive as we are." "As free." "Free to kill people?" "I won't do that." "You shouldn't." "You don't understand." "But you will." "You'll see that we belong together." "No." "I know where I belong." "See ya tonight." "Two ofthem." "It was unbelievable." "The fact that I survived at all is a miracle." "Excuse me, Ms Walsh." "Be careful when you walk around campus after dark." " I was attacked by wild dogs last night." " Wild dogs?" " Two." " Biggest things I've ever seen." "The first one was... well, for a moment I thought it was a gorilla." "Did you have a question, Buffy?" "No." "No, I was just sayin' howdy." "Fine." "See you in class." "Yeah?" " Hey." " Hey." " New look." " You too." "Laundry day kinda came and went." "Hey, I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday with you and Veruca." "I didn't notice anything." "Really?" "Cos I felt all spazzy." "No." "Good." "Guess it was just me worrying for nothin' again." "Me and my busy head, always thinkin', thinkin', thinkin'." "Well, now you can stop." "Everything's fine." "Maybe you could help me stop." "I'd really, really appreciate anything you could do." "What?" "What's wrong?" "Sorry, I..." " You don't want to?" " It's not that." "I do." "I just..." "I didn't get any sleep, I guess." "I'm really beat." "Right." "Busy wolf night." "I get it." "It's totally OK." " Willow, you don't have to..." " No, I should." "I don't have much time." "I'll see you later." "..treaty of1648 that ended the Thirty Years' War?" " Peace ofWestphalia." " Yalta?" " You moron!" " That's incorrect." "That dinette set should be mine." "Buffy!" "Excellent!" "Come in." " Hi." " Can I get you anything?" "Tea?" "I made a very interesting moussaka last night, ifyou're hungry." "Pass on the tea." "And the... moose, thank you." " You come on business, I hope?" " Yes." "Lucky you, people may be in danger." " I only meant that I'm at the ready." " Here's the deal." "One of my professors said that she was almost attacked by two wild dogs last night under the light of a nearly full moon." " Werewolves." "Two ofthem?" " Could be." "Well, I've not seen anything about the attacks in the newspapers or on the news." " Have you spoken with Oz?" " My next stop." "Right." "Get right on it." "I'll see what I can find out." " And you report back to me." " ASAP." "Promise." " Hey, Will." "Mom let you in?" " She seemed cranky." "Yeah." "We're having a little landlord-tenant dispute, so I'm withholding rent." "An effective, and might I add, thrifty tactic." " Why?" " She won't let me put a lock on my door." "I suspect she's afraid I'll start having "the sex"." "Yeah." "Parents wait till you're out ofthe house." " Or under it." " Or under it, to start worrying about stuff like that." "It's mostly too late." "So, I know why I'm sitting in a dank, sunless little room." "But why are you?" "Well, things with Oz are weird." "And I talked to Buffy about it, but I think we're in guyville here." "I need a translator from the "Y" side ofthings." "Well, last time I checked, I had the creds." "Hit me." "What does it mean when a girl wants to... you know..." "Ifyou're doing it, I think you should be able to say it." " Make love." " Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?" "Any kind." "But what ifthe girl wants to and the guy doesn't?" " That's a bad sign, right?" " Could be." "Or she caught him in one ofthe seven annual minutes he's too preoccupied to do it." " Well, say the girl's been noticing..." " Will, I've deciphered your ingenious code." "OK." "Say I've been noticing Oz notice someone else." " A woman." " And is this chick noticing back?" "Most definitely." "Well... have you asked Oz about it?" "Well, I thought about it, but then he'll think I'm all jealous and worry." "But you are." "And odds are, he feels it." "I'll bet that's all there is to the weird you're feeling." "You guys should talk things out, Will." "You'll both feel better." "Hey." " Got out, huh?" " Yeah." " Any news about attacks?" " No." "But I did hear about a woman being chased by two wild dogs." "Two?" "Really?" "You don't remember anything like that, do you?" "Another wolf?" "No." "When the change comes, it's like..." "I'm gone." "Total blackout." "Well, if I find werewolf No.2 out on patrol tonight, you might have a roomie in there." "Oz?" "Oz, are you OK?" "And if it's possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual." "I'm OK." "Thanks." "I step out of my skin" "You wouldn't know me now" "Couldn't you go away?" "Shouldn't I?" "Leave me the hard part" "It's all I want" "I need" "I won't be" "Your soft one" "I won't be encircled" "You might become" "Something I need" "To destroy" "So this is why you called me here?" "To see your Habitrail?" "Right before sunset, I get a little buzzed, you know?" "Come here." "I'm not getting in that stupid cage with you, ifthat's what this is all about." "We belong outside." "You can't run loose tonight." "And not just because you might hurt somebody." "I know people that'll be out there, hunting for us." "So you're saying I should spend the whole night with you." "Alone." "Locked in a cage." "You'll be safe." "Not from you." "Isn't that the point ofthis cosy little arrangement?" "It's coming." "Do you feel it?" " It's like blood boiling." " I feel it." "I've wanted you even before I ever saw you." "I sensed you." "Did you sense me?" " Come in here." " Did you?" " Willow." " Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I know what you saw." "It wasn't..." "I had to." "I had to lock her in there with me." "I bet." "She's like me." "A wolf." "Well, I knew you two had a lot in common, but..." "Don't touch me!" "She was gonna hurt somebody." "I didn't have a choice." "But you did." "You could've told somebody." "Your solution... just put you two together in a room all night?" " Girl's got a point." " Leave." " I'm just sayin'..." " Now!" " I'm sorry." " I knew." "I knew, you jerk." "And you sat there and you told me everything was fine?" "And that's as bad as... as..." "I know how it feels." "I remember." "So, what, this is payback?" "I had this coming?" " No, it's not..." " Because I thought that was behind us." "And you know, what happened with Xander, it doesn't compare." "Not with what you and I had." "Not with whatever you've been doing with her." "I don't know what Veruca and I have done." "When I change, it's like..." "it's like I'm gone and the wolftakes over." "But before this, when you were regular Oz, you had feelings for her, didn't you?" "No." "I could sense something, but..." "But you wanted her." "Like, in an animal way?" "Like, more than you wanted me?" "Willow!" " Willow, are you OK?" " Thank you." "I was too far away." "It was lucky." "She almost got hit." "Willow, what's the matter?" "Maybe you should take her home." "Whatever it is, it's not worth hurting yourself over." "I have to go." "I have to find Veruca before the sun sets." "I will, though." "When I do, this thing stops." "She's bad news." "Do you want me to get you something before I take off?" "Kleenex?" "Chocolaty... chocolate anything?" "No." "I'll come back as soon as this is finished." "I just want you to take it easy, OK?" "Riley was right." "The main thing is put the blame where it belongs." " Don't hurt yourself." " OK." "OK." " You're OK?" " I'm fine." "I promise." "I love you." ""Put the blame where it belongs."" "So you haven't seen her around?" "OK." "Thanks, man." " Where is she?" " I don't know." "I checked all the usual haunts." "But I know the areas we're drawn to." "I'm sure I can follow her scent." " We'll try that, then." " Look, Buffy, you should know that..." "Oz." "Now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism." "I conjure thee..." "by Borabis, by Satanis and the devil." "As thou art burning, let Oz and Veruca's deceitful hearts be broken." "This way!" "I conjure thee, by the Saracen Queen and in the name of Hell." "Let them find no love or solace." "Let them find no peace as well." "She's near here." "I can smell her." "Or the dirty pile of clothing she left on the ground." "They could be from the other night when she turned into a werewolf." "Unless she wanted to throw you offthe scent." "Willow!" "Let this image seal his fate." "Not to love, only hate." "For a minute I thought you might actually play rough." "Sometimes you have to, you know?" "To keep what's yours, sometimes you have to kill." "Well, how about that?" "The sun's almost down." "Can't say I'm surprised you didn't go through with your little hex." " You don't have the teeth." " You don't know what I have." " You don't know anything about me." " I know what you love." "I have his scent on me right now." " Don't touch her again." " Come stop me." "I like it rough, remember?" "You wanna hurt me, hurt me." "You leave her out ofthis." "How can l?" "She's the reason you're living in cages." "She's blinding you." "When she's gone, you'll be able to admit what you are." "You don't wanna find out what I am." "You're an animal." "Animals kill." "You're right." "We kill." "Oz?" "I'm not quite sure I understand." "There was just so much going on with Oz and Willow." "There still is." "But I just thought you should know." "This fellow in the woods, he was in military garb?" "And he was toting some serious weaponry." "The thing is, I saw some guys dressed exactly like him on Halloween night." "I just assumed they were in costume." " But maybe they were working." " I wanna know what's up." "The guy got in my way." "I almost didn't catch up with Oz in time." " And as it was, I was too late to..." " You saved Willow." "Right now she wishes I hadn't." "Giles, I've never seen her like this." "It's like it hurts too much to form words." "You've felt that way yourself and you got through it." "Yeah." "I ran away and went to hell and then got through it." " I'm hoping she doesn't use me as a model." " Fair enough." "I just don't know how they're gonna deal with this." "Hello." "Hi." "What are you doing?" "I'm going." "Now?" " That's your solution?" " That's my decision." " Don't I get any say in this?" " No." "Veruca was right about something." "The wolf is inside me all the time." "And I don't know where that line is any more, between me and it." "And until I figure out what that means," "I shouldn't be around you." "Or anybody." "Well, that could be a problem." "Cos people... kind of a planetary epidemic." "I'll find someplace." "Well, how long?" "I don't know." "Oz, don't you love me?" "My whole life..." "I've never loved anything else." "Oh, God." "Oz." "Visiontext Subtitles:" "Julie Clayton" "ENGLISH"
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"Grr!" "(Battle cry)" "Oh!" "They call Sonic a hero because he can beat that guy?" "I could beat that nitwit with just one third of my robot army!" "But would anybody call me a hero?" "No!" "What I need is my own mech suit to show these plebeians how fragile their meaningless existence is." " Dude, dark." " Oh, sorry." "Haven't had my morning coffee yet." "I always get so cranky wanky." "Look at this thing!" "Deflector shields, tractor beams, lasers, power windows." "This is my 9th symphony." "No batteries?" "But I just charged the thing!" "I guess all these features are using too much juice." "I bet the power windows put me over the top." "May I suggest you simply remove some features?" "May I suggest I simply remove your head?" "(Groans)" " Eggman seems despondent." " Probably has jury duty." "Well, I'm gonna go talk to him." "Our dynamic with Eggman is very confusing." "Really?" "As far as I know, this is how grown men and animal-people always interact." " What's wrong, Eggman?" " Oh, the usual." "Built the best mech suit literally ever and can't find aawn esome enough power source to handle it!" "Wish I could help you, but since you're probably building this to destroy us," "I don't think helping is in my best interest." "But maybe you can talk to someone else?" "Oh, like I'll just run into someone who understands the ups and downs of mech-suit ownership!" "(Sigh)" "(Groans)" "I'm just sick of Sonic winning all the time." "Ha!" "Tell me about it, Broseph!" "It's as if we're not allowed to win." "Like there's a strict set of formulaic guidelines." "Sigh." "And my mech suit would beat him every time if I could get to the Tummel Crystal." " Tummel-ho-ha-what?" " The legendary Tummel Crystal." "That thing could power any mech suit." "It's believed to be buried in the catacombs below The Buddy Buddy Temple." "So..." "Oh, well." "Too bad about that." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I'm off to get something other than the Tummel Crystal, like a potato or something." "Don't follow me!" "(Chuckles)" "Warning." "Incoming magnetic pulsar." "AI malfunction imminent." "Will I dream, Eggman?" " Aaah!" " Aaah!" "Aaah-aaah-aaah!" "Aaah-aaah-aaah!" "Aaaaaaaaaah!" "Aaaaaaaaaah!" "Ho-cha!" "Ho-cha!" "Oh, perfect." "They're nitwits." "Oh, great cyborg centaur, please spare our worthless lives!" "All right, fine." "I won't destroy you." "But you must swear eternal servitude to me." "Done and done!" "Now, as is custom in our culture, we will polish and shine your glorious metal butt!" "Yeah, that's OK." "My metal bum is shiny already." "What I really want is for you to help me find the legendary Tummel Crystal, which is buried deep within these cave walls." "Well, that sounds like a lotta work." "I don't care how you do it, but it's the only thing I want." "Oh, and an awesome cape." "And maybe a hat." " Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" " Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Sonic, just admit it." "We're lost." "Trust me." "I know where to go." " Wait." "This is Gogoba Village." " Maybe trusting me was stupid." "Let's go before we get Gogoba'd into doing something annoying." "AMY:" "It's kinda weird, but the place looks empty." "Except for me." "But of course I don't count." "Chopped Liver is my middle name!" "I'd change it, but the county clerk was taken away by Froglodytes," " along with everyone else." " That's terrible." "Oh, I'll be fine." "And I'm sure my friends and relatives are thrilled to be captured and put to work in the mines!" "I'll just enjoy the quiet while all that my civilisation created is lost to time." "OK, we get it." "We'll save them and bring them home." "Told ya." "Ugh!" "Argh!" "This hammer is so heavy!" "That's why you're doing it and not me!" "And the rocks are so hard to break." "Of course they're hard to break!" "They're rocks!" " Can I ask a question?" " No!" " How was I supposed to know?" " That's a question!" "You're the worst servants!" "Guards!" "Seize them!" " Uh..." "Both of them?" " Yes!" "Both of them!" "I just wanted to know if we're supposed to fill out time cards." "Time cards?" "What part of eternal servitude don't you understand?" "So, how's that mining going?" "These Gogobas can't do anything." "Well, someone's gotta dig up my Tummel Crystal, and it's either gonna be them or you." "Very well." "Back to work!" " But we're on break." " Break?" "Oh, well." "We tried." "Poor Gogobas." "Come on." "We have to save them!" "I know." "(Chatter)" "(Hammering)" "Ow!" "Why was that grape a coconut?" " Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" " Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Great Lord Metalbutt, the Tummel Crystal is within our reach." "Once I have that, my power will be limitless!" "Sounds like it's time for ol' Sonic to step in." "We should be fine as long as there aren't any booby traps." "Aaah!" " Smooth move, fox boy." " Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog." "Snooping as usual, I see." "Seize them!" "(Nervous laugh)" "Hey!" "Be careful with that!" "It's not insured when someone else is using it." "Hey, I found the Tummel Crystal." "Oh, yeah!" "Crystal me, baby!" " (Chuckles)" " We gotta do something now." "If I can talk that Gogoba into giving me back my hammer," "I can bust us outta here!" "I just have to use a little reverse psychology." "Great idea." "I always want to do the opposite of what you say." "But that might be more my problem than yours." " Ugh!" "Ugh!" " Ugh!" "I can't believe how strong you are." "I bet I couldn't even lift that hammer." "Ha!" "Nonsense!" "Women's equality and all that." "You go right ahead, little lady." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Aaah!" "Hey!" "You're not a magic flying father figure!" "You're just like us." "Well, time to cause mayhem." "Hail to the king, baby!" "We're bumpin' with the flava now!" "(Screaming)" "Oh!" "Fire missiles!" "Engage tractor beams!" "Whoa!" "Goodbye, Sonic." "No!" "I guess we're all going down together in a blaze of glory." "Where's that self-destruct button?" "Yep." "Power windows were a mistake." "Ho-cha!" "Ho-cha!" " Ho-cha!" " No!" "Stop bowing!" "Don't you see?" "Look how easily this man tricked you into doing his bidding." "You need to think critically for yourselves and not waste your lives bowing to false kings." "He's right!" "Bow to him!" "Ho-cha!" "Ho-cha!" " Ugh!" " Ho-cha!" "(Cheering)" "Wait!" "We forgot to end on a joke!" "(Laughter)"
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"Paul thought the valley wasn't in the shape of a scar, a slit in the landscape like it often is in the region, but it looked like the palm of a hand, a welcoming hand for him and very few others," "local people excepted, of course." "Paul also thought that at certain hours on certain days during certain seasons, the valley looked ghostly, and ghosts probably lived here." "Especially when silence was both overwhelming and light." "This was early April but the ice covering the lake was still almost one metre thick." "THE GHOST VALLEY" "Paul, who was a filmmaker, walked back to his house in the plain and received a phone call..." "I'm in Paris." "I'd like to have another meeting with you." "The other day I was..." "It didn't work, I was ugly and stupid." "I spoke nonsense." "I can drive 500 kilometres, that's easy." "I can be there tonight or tomorrow morning." "Not possible?" "Right..." "Goodbye." "People would do anything to perform." " That one wasn't your character either?" " No." "How do you see her?" "I can't see her." "I haven't found her yet." "You must have an idea." "How about her eyes?" "Her eyes?" "What you're saying makes no sense." "Tall, short, blond, brunette..." "I wouldn't have a clue." " Are you throwing this away?" " What?" "Are you throwing this away?" "What?" "Sure, if it's in the waste basket." "Is it the TV I can hear?" "I thought it was broken." " Is this your scenario?" " Yes." "Is the TV repaired?" "I was starting to miss that gelatinous eye staring at us." "You've been working on it for four months." " Isn't it good?" " It's good..." "Well, it's not bad." "A proper story with a beginning, a middle and an ending." "I'll keep it, then." "We all have days when we want to throw everything away." " What if you changed your mind?" " Not a chance." "It's dead." "You just said it's not bad." "That's right, just another story." "There are too many." "And for what purpose?" "Since mankind started growling..." "Stories have existed since the stone age." "There must be a reason." "Sure." "Sure..." "They crystallise the meaning of life and things." "That's their purpose." "But right now I feel it works the opposite way." "They're a vacuum for anything meaningful." "When you watch a TV series you get a physical sensation because the world is being disembowelled of all meaning." "It's like flushing a toilet." " 300... 360." " No." "Two cards." " One." " Two." " Two more." " Still active..." "Action." " Your turn." " I'll stay." "No." "100, 160, 180... 200, 280." "I lost." " I thought you liked it." " No." "I only like it when I'm winning." "If you become a bitter old man I'll leave you." "I think you've lost your desire to work lately." "It's not the desire, it's the tool that's failing me." "It's easier for you." "You sharpen your pencil and it works." " What will you do?" " I'll keep looking." " Looking for what?" " An actress." "For a scenario you've just dismissed?" "Precisely." "I'm after a character, not a story." "A real character... whose eyes will tell me "You must do this and nothing else."" "To a painter she would say..." ""Do my portrait, get to work."" "You've been looking for months." "In vain." "Maybe she doesn't exist." "Oh, yes, she does." "You smell of alcohol and cigars." "That proves I too exist." "I have an odour." "Why not a man?" "Why does it have to be a woman?" "No... not a man." "Impossible." "Not interesting." "Why am I here?" "The production's organised an audition." "Have they?" "What do we do now?" "We'll film the actresses on video tape." "Here?" "But I..." "I didn't bring my script." "That's okay." "Ask them questions." " Me?" " Yes." " Not me." " I'll do it, then." "Yes." "But not questions." "This is already like a police interrogation." "I have some books with me." "They can read a chapter." "They can learn it a bit in advance." "If you wish." "Don't you want to meet them?" "I'll meet them and say hello but then I'll go to the control room." "Don't look at me." "Look at the camera." "You rarely acknowledge things in life." "They escape you." "You said the other day life seems like an act." "That's exactly how I feel." "I act my life like it's a film." "Badly edited, badly recorded, badly acted..." "A flop." "A crime story with no crime, no police, no victim, no plot." "It may as well be a proper film." "Crazy..." "I'm too close, I'll sit at the back." "To be on stage, silent, observed, not thinking about anything specific..." "That's it." "The ending's the worst." "No, the worst is the beginning." "And the middle." "And the ending too." "At the end, it's the ending that's worst." "That voice..." "Every moment is the worst." "It happens in a set time." "The seconds pass, one after the other." "Time is what you talk about when you have nothing to say." "The seconds..." "Some people add them up to make a life out of them." "I can't." "Sit here and deliver your text to the camera." "Why did he give me this text?" "That's not me." "I don't know." "He picked a book from his bag." "I've been working in a black pudding factory for two years." "I work like crazy around Christmas time." "Five miles of black pudding for Christmas and nine for New Year." "The black pudding arrives all mushy in a tube, like toothpaste." "And I'm here waiting with my casing." "That's my job." "Eight hours a day, forty hours a week." "First I used to make pâté." "Pâté... it's disgusting." "All those bits of meat compacted in plastic pots." "I nearly had a breakdown so they sent me to make black pudding." "A bit better." "Why so many screens?" "Can't you leave just one screen on?" "Okay, if you want." "Even if the lights were off... if I were told..." "What's the small screen on the left for?" "It's the control panel." "Even if the lights were off... if I were told "It's over, that's it."" "Even if nothing else was to happen, nothing but the emptiness of the stage, its grey air draft..." "I would stay anyway... there is always something to look at." " Aren't you staying?" " I can't." " What do I do with the others?" " I don't know." "Make video tapes." " I'll send them to you." " Yes." "They're all beautiful, intelligent, they act well, they're professional..." " That's good." " Yes." " But it seems to upset you." " A little bit." "Goodbye." "Thank you." "When he left Paris Paul wasn't really sad." "But he felt images were rushing at the speed of light." "And speed wasn't really Paul's thing." "Jean on the other hand knew he had to act fast." "For him, time was always lacking." "Hey, you!" "Little bastard!" "Watch out!" "Sorry... but I have to run." "I like nothing else." "That's all I like." "I can't breathe if I'm not acting." "I was already acting in my mother's womb." "Yes." "Would you like to know about my roles?" "No need." "You're telling me it's your career." " You really like nothing else in life?" " I do!" "Life!" "So why want to be someone else?" "Acting is a way to escape life." "To return to it in better shape." " And you, do you only like cinema?" " Yes." "And women too." "And history." "What period?" "What do you mean?" "I like history, that's all." "Today's history, tomorrow's..." "Not the day after tomorrow's history." "Too far for me." "Someone once said" ""The only important thing to figure out" ""is when history really stopped."" " Has it stopped?" " Yes." "Well, I think so." "Don't you?" "No." "Hello." " Does Paul Lebach live here?" " Yes." "But he's sick." "Is he?" " I hope it's not serious." " No." "In fact he's gone for a walk along the river." "That way." "It will be easy to find him." "Thank you, Miss." "Thank you." "Bye." "Hello." " Are you following me?" " I am." "I'd like to talk to you." " You're breathless." " I ran." " I went the other direction." " It's normal." "You're a bit lazy, you followed the current." "I never do." " You want to make films." " Yes." "I agree with you but you're wasting your time." "It's about to disappear." "Cinema to disappear?" "I doubt it." "You came out of school one week ago and want to be an assistant." " What film school was it?" " In New York." "It wasn't one week ago, but rather five weeks ago." "So..." "But for the rest you're right." "I'd like to be an assistant on one of your films." "I don't have assistants." "But the sound engineer always needs someone to stop the traffic." " I can do that." " I have no doubt." "But I don't care." "I mostly wanted to meet you to talk to you." " About cinema?" " Yes, but not only." "Talking about cinema is good." "No one does it anymore." "People only say "it's a great film" or "it's rubbish"." "We could try." "People don't lack ideas." "They just lack words to express them." "Like American girls..." "They say "I love you" or "I hate you." "I love you", "I hate you"..." "Words exist but need to be found." "So you want to make films, with all the mess around?" "No." "With this mess up here." "It's been... three years since I last watched a landscape." " So?" " It's nice." "It's like being able to speak again." " The Rhône is beautiful here." " Very beautiful." " Rivers always are, everywhere." " I know." "I live near the Rhône too, but in town." "This must be home for you." "Were you born here?" "No, I'm from Central Europe, which ends right here." "On the other bank, it's Western Europe and the river flows towards Southern Europe." "My great-grandfather was a friend of Emperor Franz Joseph." " What will your films talk about?" " I don't know." "Oh yes, I know." "Probably about love." "Passión again?" "It's always about passión." " It's a bad sign." " Why a bad sign?" "It's a good sign." "A sign of health." "It's the way one talks about passión that's a bad sign." " At your house they said you're sick." " Yes." "I have nausea." "And a murderous impulse too." "But that's normal, nothing serious." "A cigar?" "If we shot here we'd need you to stop the air traffic." "Madeleine!" "Look what I found on the river bank." "An assistant." "Hello." "His name is Jean." "Take a seat." " Would you like some tea?" " Yes, thank you." "I brought a gift but I don't know if that goes well with tea." "Benedictine..." "Pear William..." "Brandy..." " Coffee would be better." " Yes, I think so." "Funny..." "The night I came back from New York I heard you on the radio." "It was as if you were talking to me." "I wanted to meet you anyway." "I thought that such a sceptical and cynical man wouldn't tell me lies." " I think you were good." " Not very good." " A dialogue needs two people." " Too many people talk." "I'm not saying that about you." "There's too much chatter everywhere." "Usually to say very little." "You weren't very happy." "I should have been even more sombre." "You said" ""Images, like trees, are diseased."" "Did I?" "No way." " You did." " Then I was wrong." "It's exactly the opposite." "Trees are endangered and images proliferate." "Like cancer cells." "But cancer isn't contagious." "I should have said AIDS, then." "Even more gloomy." "Cinema is very contagious." " Do you really want to be sick?" " Yes, really." "I've already caught the virus." "On top of that, it's become a lost cause." "And you want to be his assistant!" "But we all know lost causes are the greatest causes." " How did you get here?" " By bus." "I have to go to town." "I'll give you a lift." " Let's write a contract." " A contract?" "Yes." "Since we're about to exchange things." "Work for money, knowledge for knowledge..." " Secrets for information." " I have nothing to swap." "You don't have any work for me to do." "You know things I don't." "You'll tell me." "You're lucky to be living here." "It's the nicest street in town." " Do you pay rent?" " It's not much." "I share with a friend." "Here you only see Portuguese and Spanish people." "I like that." "When our business gets better I'll pay half the rent." "Half?" "Why half?" " I shouldn't have to pay for your friend." " Three of us live here." "Even better, I'll pay a third of the rent." "Bye." "So I'm writing "Contract." "Article 1." "Friendship."" "We'll try to be good friends." "You write it down." "So..." "Friendship." ""Jean shall always carry a small note book," ""maybe a little cheaper than Paul's leather one."" " I'm telling you, it's a full moon!" " "And a pencil..." ""In it he shall write down his own ideas and impressions."" "You're such a pain." "It was yesterday." "I couldn't sleep." "Because the full moon gave you a hard-on." "Stop it you two, damn it." ""It won't happen often, but when Paul is tired of the countryside" ""Jean will accompany him to the pub."" "Ask Lebach if it's a full moon." "He's an intellectual, not like you two morons." " He's found himself a pretty boy." " Is he into pretty boys now?" " What's with those guys?" " Ignore them." "Write." ""Jean shall demonstrate patience" ""when Paul is waiting for chance to intervene."" ""Paul shall be lenient" ""if Jean happens to do or to say stupid things."" "No need to write that." "It's included in Article 1." "That's being friendly." "Write..." ""Whatever Jean may say," ""it shall help the world progress rather than go backwards."" "Lebach!" "Leave your pretty boy alone and drink with us." " They say it's not a full moon." " It's you who's full, like a barrel." "Stop thinking and have a drink." "Who does he think he is?" "He's not even looking at us." "Hey, faggot!" " What do we do?" " Nothing." "You want to fight?" "He won't move, the bastard." "Come on, bring your arse over here." "Yeah..." "Fuck him so we can have fun." "He's chickening out." "Shit..." "Cowardice is an attitude that fills me with joy." "Write." "Write it as if you had your notebook." "Why Paris?" " To look for an actress." " Again?" "Interesting people are everywhere." "My postman is interesting but I doubt he can act at all." "Damn it!" " We've been cursed." " Cursed!" " What is it?" " A flat tyre." "It's your fault." " Alone, I never have a flat tyre." " It must be my fault." "They should invent tyres that never puncture." "I disagree." "Why?" "Are you enjoying doing this?" "I'm not, but every invention leads to a new one." "Objects multiply infinitely and it gets out of control." "A key to open a tin of sardines punctured the tyre." "It must have gone through it while driving." "Portuguese sardines with olive oil." "Not destructive, not creative, only careless." "And the world is hopeless." "Do you think it's suicide?" " Do you mean the world?" " Yes." "No, it doesn't look like suicide." "So why is the world acting so hopelessly?" "The devil's doing, probably." "Some archaic societies committed suicide." "How did they do that?" "They did nothing, they just let themselves become extinct." "They gave up." "That's what we should do." "Peacefully." "That's not at all what's happening." "Not at all, indeed." "I see no sign of that." "We're rather doing it the other way." "The hard way." "If we were using your method, what would the signs be?" "I don't know..." "Weeds growing in the middle of the highway." "TV presenters on air wearing shirts covered with gravy stains." "Yes." "That would be an irrefutable sign." "My God, where's it all gone?" "I've forgotten everything." "In my head there's only confusión." "I can't even remember how to say "window" or "ceiling" in Italian." "I forget, I forget a bit more every day." "And life goes and will never come back." "Never, never will we go to Moscow." "I know we'll never leave." "Time goes on... and every day I see myself moving away from reality towards an abyss." "I'm desperate." "Will you perform something?" "I find it absurd to chop things into small bits out of their context." "It's like film trailers on TV." "Go on." "I rather agree with you." "And you write films, not plays." "True." "You could improvise." "Improvise... what?" "Do you know the story of the theatre on fire?" "No." "Is it funny?" "Yes." "An actress runs to the stage during a performance and asks the audience to leave because backstage is on fire." "Naturally, the audience thinks it's part of the show and no one moves." "The more she tries to be convincing, the more people laugh." "The more convincing she is, the less convinced they are." "Then they all clap their hands." " But everyone dies in the fire." " That's how the world will end." " It's not a very funny story." " Yes, it is." "It's by Kierkegaard." "The moral of the story is an actress shouldn't be too convincing." "You missed the point." " It's the atomic bomb." " Yes." "But it will happen on TV, not at the theatre." "A speaker will interrupt the program and announce that an idiot finally has pushed the button." "Everyone will think it's in the story." "And boom!" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "I must ask you to remain calm and leave." "A fire has broken out backstage." "He says there's only one image left to shoot." "That's not much." "It had better be good." " Which one is it?" " He doesn't know, he's looking for it." "He thinks he might find it in the eyes of an actress." "Her eyes." "Is that why we're here?" "I thought it was for an audition." "Call it the way you want." "He's searching, that's all." "Looking for the ideal woman." "We have a chance, one out of a thousand." "He's late." "Is that a good or a bad sign?" "It's... a bad sign." "Have you seen me act before?" "I played in a film that was on TV last week." " You probably didn't watch it." " What was it?" "On televisión I only watch documentaries on elephants." "It's quite obvious that we don't really look like your character, right?" "We'd have to be unique." " But you are." " I mean to be the only wondrous one." " Or you'd have to like me." " I like you both." "Or we'd have to have huge ears and a long nose, like an elephant." "Elephants are an endangered species." "It's a tragedy." "We should film them urgently." "Lots of things are urgent." "I thought you wanted a girl, not an elephant." "I'm after what's right and after what's wrong." "I need to see both." "With you, I can see what's right." " I don't get it." " Don't you?" "You look too healthy." "That's what he's after, a sick woman." "Of course." "Or else you'd be just good enough to do ads." "So we also have to be sick?" "We have no work, it's hard enough to get by, but we have to be sick before we can hope to get any work." "With no guarantee." " I could always try alcoholism." " Yes, very good!" "Now we're on the right track." "It's tough to play one's destiny like it's a lottery." "That's how it is." "Everyone has to play." "You win or you lose." "You have to win, that's all." "I'd like to write a book entitled "To Lose"." " Winners are revolting, don't you think?" " Yes." "You have the good part." "You're a famous director, you call an actress," ""Show me your mug." "No, that won't do."" ""You look too much like a winner."" "But you remain a director and she's lost." " This one's lost too." " Who is she?" "Dará Rossini, the Italian." "We saw her in Venice five or six years ago." "She's completely disappeared." " You were in love with her a bit." " More than a bit." "Strange, I didn't think of her." " You didn't look well enough." " Give me the photo." "I saw her but I didn't keep her because of the language." " Does it matter here?" " No, not really." " We saw her in a short art film." " A beautiful film." "Very beautiful." "Then we spent the evening with her." "Wonderful." "I'd forgotten about her." "I'm wasting my time searching and losing my memory." "Your age..." "No, she's disappeared, that's why." " Have you lost your bet?" " Very likely." "Time to go out for lunch." "Here, there's a phone number." "Show me." "The phone number is no longer valid." "Luigi in Rome says she can't be found." "He said "Pazienza."" "I am patient, very patient." "But this time I can no longer wait." "You have to wait." "What else can you do?" "Go for a walk." "Write." "Although I don't know if I can write again before seeing her." "I'll go to the Valley for a few days." "The red card is this one." "It was mid-April but there were still snow patches." "But the ghosts had left." "Paul was holding on to his certainty." "He knew it was going to be Dará and no one else." "Paul!" "Come for a coffee!" "You're not working, you're just walking." "I saw you this morning." "You need to work, old friend." "In cinema, you're all lazy." "I work while I'm walking." "The brain gets oxygenated." "Unless it's the contrary." "Those who run become addicted." "Maybe they lack oxygen." "Those who run are arseholes." "But you don't walk fast." "Because I'm thinking." "I work in my sleep too." "Dreaming is work." "For as long as I get up to take notes." "Life's so hard!" "The only time I'm not working is when I play cards." " Do you play Poker?" " We don't play Poker around here." " We could find some players." " They play Poker in America." "Why not get some girls while you're at it?" "Some say this place used to be a brothel, for travellers." " But that's over now." " A shame." "Nice place for love." " What are you up to these days?" " Nothing." "I stare at a photograph, of an actress." "I'm waiting until it tells me what to do." "But it's not working." "I need to find that girl but she's disappeared." "So, I don't know what to do." "I'm waiting." "It's easier to wait here than in town." "No, it's harder." "I should go back." "Be quieter when you eat your soup." "Hello!" " You all right, Cécile?" " Yes." " And Madeleine?" " She's out." "And Jean's eating my soup!" ""Article 4." "Jean's allowed a plate of soup."" "Does he deserve it?" "Yes." "He got a phone number from Luigi yesterday." "Ah!" "What did he say?" "It's fine." "We found her." "Well, not quite." "Found or not found?" "We found the town but no address, no phone number." " Where does she live?" " In her home town." "It's called..." "How is it called?" "It's called Chioggia." "That's all we know." "People are not all administered, many escape control." "There's only one thing to do." "To deserve more soup and the title of assistant, you must go there." "I hate doing enquiries and searches." " Where is Chioggia?" " Ignorant fool!" "That's where they have brawls." "Goldoni." "Le Baruffe!" "Near Venice." " You're going tomorrow." "Take my car." " Super." "I love Italy, I love cars." "Hey, you're not going as a tourist." "And don't come back unless you find her, okay?" "Now eat your soup." "Jean thought the gods were on his side." "Two months after the end of his studies he was already working." "It was what's called a small job but going in search of a beautiful woman in the Venice lagoon was a very good start." "Memory retains only what's valuable." "Memory knows more about me than I do." "It never loses what deserves to be saved." "Proud of my age." "Cities and people, free from my memory, sail towards me." "The land where I was born, the children I've conceived, the men and women who have expanded my heart..." "I must analyse all this." "Here we are." "Once in Chioggia Jean felt the small town was a good place, a fruitful place where something right was going to happen." "He took his time exploring it and went to the town hall where no Rossini was registered." "He suddenly felt he was looking for a needle in a haystack." " Where do you come from?" " Me?" "Good day." " What are you doing in Chioggia?" " Me?" " I'm here looking..." " For what?" "A girl." "Hold on." "Maybe you know her." "No." "But this is not a girl." " It's a fantasy." "Your fantasy." " A fantasy?" "Shit, shit..." "Damn it." "It's bloody annoying." "I'll never find her." "Hello?" "Ah, Jean!" "Tell me." "Well, I'm in muddy waters right now." "No Rossini in Chioggia." "I've looked at the police station, the town hall..." "Nobody knows her." "I don't know what more to do." "I can't just ask in the street." "There are 10,000 people in Chioggia." "Exclude the men, you have 5000." "Exclude all women over 30 and under 20 years old, you're left with a few hundred girls." "There's only one like her, so it's easy." "Hold on, I have an idea." "Go to cafés and ask people if they know a Dará." "It's a rare name." "Rossini might be her acting name." "Jean followed Paul's advice and started visiting cafés the next day." "Even if the coffee started to taste bitter, he thought he might get lucky, and he did." " How much?" " 700 lire." " Your girlfriend?" " No, no." " Do you know her?" " She's too young for me." "I..." "I've been looking for her everywhere." " Her name's Dará." " Dará?" "Dará..." " Dará is the Vignellis' daughter." " You know her?" "Yes, yes, that's her." "That's her, no doubt." "A beautiful girl." "She even went to Rome to work in cinema." " Does she live here?" " Yes." "Yes, she lives in Sottomarina." " Want to go?" " Yes." "Then listen." "Cross the bridge, the long bridge." "On the other side there's a small square to your left." "On the square is the Vignellis' café." "It's called Bar al Cinema." "You can't miss it." " Okay, thank you." " No problem." "Well done, Jean." "Wow!" "Hello." "One Campari, please." "Pardon me, is Miss Dará here?" "No, she's not." " Doesn't she work here?" " Yes, she does." " She'll be here in half an hour." " Half an hour?" "Thank you." "Signorina..." " Excuse me, do you speak French?" " A bit." "May I have a word with you?" " I'm working now." "Afterwards?" " Later, okay." " But you like Paul, don't you?" " Si." "I'm amazed he thought of me after so long." "It's nice." "But I don't want to." "It's impossible." "Don't say that." "You never know what may happen." "I left the professión four years ago." "For good." " Why?" " Because it's an absurd professión." "The life I had in Rome..." "Never again." "Waiting for films that never get made, no money, the years flying past..." "And now there's televisión." "I won't sell myself for that." "It's over." "If you do that, you become a monster." "Now I'm happy here." "Things are fine." " What's your name?" " Jean." " Do you work with Paul?" " Yes." "It's nice." "You should try elsewhere." "You'll find a girl." " Loads of them are waiting." " Perhaps." "But Paul wants you, no one else." "That's nice, but a bit ridiculous." "What am I going to do?" "What can I tell him?" "Tell him the truth." "It's not that easy." "The truth..." "I'm in deep shit." "That's the truth." "That's your problem, not mine." "Right." "Stay until she accepts." "Do your best, I trust you." "Stay as long as it takes." "Money?" "I don't know..." "They have a restaurant." "Eat their leftovers." "She likes you, right?" "She won't let you starve." "But I want a contract, verbal but definitive." "At any cost." "Come on, I'm sure it will work." "Bye." "I like having an assistant." "Small staff." " Unpaid." " Let's say poorly paid." "It's not my fault if things are tight right now." "What's up?" "Are you unwell?" "I have a problem." "What problem?" "Because of you!" "I've already told you, it's your problem." "Not mine." "I can't leave unless you accept the job with Paul." "I can't." " This story's ridiculous." " It's not." "That's the way it is." "So you want to stay here forever?" "In this restaurant?" "Why not?" "I could marry you." "We'd take over the business." "I've been a waiter." "In New York." "With a bow tie." "In New York?" "Do you want to stay here forever?" "I don't know." "I doubt it." "Accept then." "What have you got to lose?" "Making a film isn't that bad." "You can always come back." "Cinema is over for me." "It's in the past." "You don't revisit the past." "What's Paul's project?" "Paul's project?" "It's a film with someone who looks like you." "A character who looks like you." "Like me?" "But what does Paul know about me?" "Nothing." "And you, even less." "Nobody is completely transparent, but not completely opaque either." "I can already guess a few things." "Come and help me rather than doing nothing." "So who is this character who looks like me?" " Someone who resists." " Resists what?" "Bad spirits." " Bad spirits?" " Yes." " What's that?" " Bad spirits?" "Can't you sense them?" "They're everywhere." "Perhaps a little less here." " I see." "She's a saint." " A saint, yes." "But not ethereal." "She has a body." "Ah!" "A saint who likes men?" "In bed." "Not necessarily all men." "One maybe." "Or maybe two." "But not at the same time." "One after the other." "I'm glad Paul is filming the story." "Does the restaurant belong to your father?" "No, my uncle." "My father went to America 10 years ago." "To America?" "Where?" "New York." "What's he doing there?" "Same as here." "He has a café." "Why did he leave?" "Family issues." "He remarried there." "He wanted a new life." "I think he's quite exiled." "There are a lot of Italians in New York." "I liked him." "I'd like to see him again." "I don't think he's very happy." "First he wrote, then less and less and now not at all." "It's sad." "Your father... he never came back for a visit?" "No, never." "Why don't you go?" "It's complicated." "I've never been on a plane, I'm too scared." "I have no money." "I don't speak a word of English." "America is a long way." "I don't like travelling." " Have you ever gone far?" " No, never." "So how do you know you'll be scared?" "Fear is fear." "That's all." "It's something you know." "Dará..." "Come over here." "Sit down." "I have a great idea." "Here's an offer." "What is it?" "If I take you to New York to see your father, will you work for Paul?" " Is that a joke?" " No, I'm very serious." "You don't even have money to pay for your food." " I have no money either." " I can find some, easily." " Where?" " I'll manage, don't worry." "So what do you think?" "I don't know." " It's not that easy." " Nothing's easier." "Do you accept?" "It must be a joke." "It's on the other side of the world." "It's not." "It's next door." "A quick jump on a plane and you're in America." " I have to think about it." " No need to think." "Say yes, that's all." "Two life-changing questions, and you want an immediate answer." "I can't say yes like that." "To go to America." "And back to cinema." "It's blackmail anyway." "No, it's not blackmail." "It's a deal." "A fair deal." "It is blackmail." "No, no." "It's bartering." "Small business." "I prefer the idea of blackmail." "Well..." "Do you accept?" "Give me a few days to get used to the idea." "I don't have a few days." "I don't have the time." "Tell me tomorrow if it's okay." "Tomorrow?" "Okay." "Tomorrow it is." "His trust in Jean enabled Paul to work peacefully that morning." "Anyway, and in spite of appearances," "Paul had an optimistic nature." "This was May 12th." "So?" "I'm coming right away." "Wait for me." "So, what have you decided?" " Okay, I accept." " Really?" "That's great." "See, it wasn't so difficult." "It was." "I haven't slept all night." "When do you want to go?" "Immediately." " Did Paul give you the money?" " No, I'm going to surprise him." "We have to go to Milan to get a visa." "And after that, I'America." "Can you give me time to get used to it?" "I'm already scared to death." "If I do, you'll change your mind again." " But to the States, are they big planes?" " Oh, yes." " Huge?" " Yes, huge." "Jumbos." "Large like a cinema." "You could play football inside." "Me?" "I'll stay in my seat the whole time with my eyes shut." "Hello." " Tell me." " I want to sell this car." "Is it possible?" " Is it yours?" " Yes, sure it's mine." " Do you have the registration?" " The papers?" "Here." "Why are you selling it?" "Is it bad?" "No, it's fine, it's fine." "It's a new car, but..." "I need the money." "And how much money would you like?" "Eight million lire." "Are you nuts?" "It's worth twice that much." "Are you crazy?" "I can't give you eight million for it." "Okay." "Let's say 6 million." "Three and not another lire." "No way!" "Three million for this car?" "Bye then." "Three million..." "So, have you changed your mind?" "The three million, do you have it right away?" "Right away, no." "But we can manage something." "Come back in an hour." " One hour!" " One hour." "Look away." " Yes." " Like this?" "The first time I saw your photo" "I thought "She's not a girl of water."" "You're a girl of the earth." "I wasn't born in the Casbah." " Casbah?" " That's what we call this place." "Some say if you drop your wallet here it will never reach the ground." "Can you untie your hair?" " My hair?" " Yes." "With pleasure." " Okay?" " Yes." " Smile a little bit." " Smile?" "No." "I'm loaded with money." "We have to keep some for the trip." " But let's celebrate." "Champagne." " We don't have any." " Do you want some spumante?" " Spumante?" "Yuk!" " What are we celebrating?" " Everything." "The trip, the contract with Paul." "Everything." " Do you like good wine?" " Yes." "Do you want some?" "Yes." "Can you get us some?" "Yes." "It might help me fight my fear." "And make me sleep." "Otherwise I won't be able to." "You shouldn't sleep." "You'll have nightmares." "With planes flying around your head like flies." "Stop it!" "I'll get a bottle." "Yes." "Even two!" "Two good ones!" "Mother..." "Give me 100 lire to go to America." "I want to go." "A hundred lire I'm giving you." "It's a sad party." "Maybe the party's not over yet." "It's over for me." "I'm completely drunk." "And my fear of flying's still here." "And you, are you okay?" "Yes." " I'm staying with you this evening." " Sorry?" "I'm staying with you this evening." " You mean tonight?" " Yes, all night." "All night?" "I'll chase the flies away." " Chase the flies away?" " And your nightmares." "I'm exhausted." "Come on." "We're very close." " Okay." " Let's go." "Be careful." "Here we are." "Skyscrapers are here." "It's such a beautiful and dirty city." "The Statue of Liberty's here." "And here..." "this is where your father is." "Maybe it looks a bit like Chioggia." "So why did he go that far?" "Maybe his daughter was too serious." "You think so?" "Do you find me too serious?" "Let's say a bit secretive." "Yes, it's worked." "Okay." "Okay, fine." "Yes." "So ciao." "Bye." "Paul!" "I wanted to tell you..." "I'm in love." "I'm in love with her." "Yes, we slept together." "It was terrific." " Jean did a very good job." " Yes." "Yes." "I'd say he's done his job even a little too well." "What do you mean?" "I think I'm being done." "Jean is plotting something." "Because he's taking her to America?" "It's the only way she'll work with you." "Yes." "Don't you think it should have been me going with her?" "He could at least have offered it to me." "On these shots Dará is half-naked in bed." "It's a bit suspicious." "And rather unpleasant." "Very unpleasant." "Aren't you a bit jealous?" "Very jealous." "Even if this is only an image." "All the more so." "She's not bad." "I'll soon be jealous too." "Yes." "And when Jean becomes jealous we'll have a tragedy." "A real jealous feud." "There's a night train to Venice." "I'm going tonight." "I'm looking for a girl called Dará and a young man, Jean." "Yes, they left yesterday." " Gone?" "Where to?" " To Milan to catch a flight to America." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "I'll have a coffee, please." "Paul wasn't sure if he'd been betrayed." "He didn't care about being robbed of anything, he didn't care at all, but not of an image, the very image that might be his last." "He went back to the café and asked for Dara's father's address in New York." "Where are we?" "New York." "This is Brooklyn." "Not too far from your father's place." "Over there I think." "That's it." " Here?" " Yes." "All right..." "Are you sure it's here?" "I think so." "It's the right address." " Is your father called Joe?" " No." "Giuseppe." "That's right, then." "Let's go." "Darling, I thought you were in Italy." " What are you doing here?" " I wanted to see you." "This is my wife." "She doesn't speak Italian." "Come here..." " I don't understand." " We're talking about Europe." "May as well be the moon." "Come back to Italy." "Your wife will like it." "But she doesn't speak a single word of Italian." "She can learn." "You speak English better than Italian." "And what about our business?" "We can't just wander about like you cinema people." "It's a odd story, don't you think?" "Why?" "Anything can happen in life." "Without him I wouldn't be here seeing you in New York." "You should get married one day." "A woman without a family is a woman without a life." "And him, he's not the man for you." "Why are you saying that?" "Anyway we're not together." "He's just a friend." "He's nice, isn't he?" " How's business?" " So-so..." "Not too bad." "Don't you ever want to go back to Italy?" "To do what?" "The café belongs to my brother." "This one is mine." "I've never wanted to work for other people." "Here, I'm the boss." "This is what I've always wanted." "So all those stories about Chioggia, it's all in the past." "Do you like living here?" "Because the place where we live is important." "This is where I earn a living." "That's what matters most." "And I'm married here." "And who we live with matters too." "I never think about going home." "Why do you ask all these questions?" "I want to know how you're doing." "I'm fine." "I talk like this because I love you." "I love you too." "Sorry?" " Do you remember me?" " Of course I do." "And you, do you remember me?" " Jean." " Paul." "How are you?" "Your friend will have to sleep somewhere else tonight." "Why?" "Where do you want him to go?" "Wherever he wants." "He doesn't even sleep with me." "He sleeps on the floor." " Are you kidding me?" " I swear." "I don't care." "At your house, you do as you want." "It's none of my business." "Sleep on the floor, on the ceiling, with whoever you want." "But this is my house." "And here I decide where people sleep and with whom." "Especially if it's about my daughter." "A daughter doesn't do what she wants at her father's house." " It's me." " Come in, it's open." "Paul..." "Can I sleep here, on the couch?" "Your room isn't good?" "Shall we swap?" "No, my room is fine." "It's just that..." "I don't want to sleep on my own in this hotel in this city." " Take the bed, I'll take the couch." " No, I don't want to bother you." " Dará..." " Yes?" "We're about to spend quite some time together." "Yes, but not necessarily in a bed." "That's not what I meant." "Remember that I'm an image for you." "But an image doesn't breathe." "When you roll in your bed tonight I'll hear you." "I might desire you." "What will I do?" " It's you who wants to sleep here." " Yes." "But it's not to provoke you, it's because I'm afraid." "I'm always afraid when I travel." "And I'll have to get on a plane again." "I'd rather jump out the window." " You look sad?" " Are you happy with this?" " What do you mean "this"?" " Here." " My father." " His café, it's a nice diner." "A small restaurant's nicer than a big one, nicer for the staff." "Perhaps, yes." "But I don't think he'll ever go home." "He's changed." "I hardly recognise him." "He doesn't speak Italian but a blend of Sicilian and American." "He'll go back." "He's not in exile." "Why do you want to make a film with me?" "I can't answer that." "It's like being in love." "Why her and not another one?" "But why someone who no longer wants it?" "That's precisely what interests me." "What are you going to say in your film?" "I don't know." "I'll talk a bit about you, of course." "You'll tell the story of my life?" "It's not very fascinating." "It must be." "All lives are interesting." "But it's not your life I want to tell." "I want to film you." "And this light that comes in through the window." "And your skin too." "Don't touch me." "If you do, you'll find out too many things about me." "I have to keep some mystery to still interest you in six months' time." "Why don't you want to act anymore?" "Nothing's more fun." "It can also be the worst humiliation there is." "If I do this film with you it will really be my last one." "It's cost me enough already." "You want to go back to your pots and pans?" "I prefer my customers to showbusiness people." "What are we doing here?" "It all seems a bit absurd to me." "Yes, I like it." "Don't you?" "Not at all." "If you use me in your film do it well." "Perhaps I still have something to give." "I want to see Dará." "I don't know..." "I can show her the city." "She doesn't want to go out?" "Can I speak to her?" "Really?" "I'm coming over." "I'll make her change her mind." "I'll make her go out." "We aren't tourists." "No need to come over." "First I have to tame her and it's going to take some time." " Is it Jean?" " Yes." "She says hi." "The work is just being born, don't you get it?" "Weird..." " Can we find a taxi around here?" " Let's walk towards the river." " You don't have too many scruples." " Why?" "The way you use people." "You used me to shag a girl." "I could have seen it coming." "I just don't pay you to gallivant in New York." "And you're wrong about Dará." "You're surprising and disappointing me." "You're letting me down now that you've achieved your goal." " You just wanted to sleep with her." " Stop your nonsense." "You say this world confuses you." "But instead of looking around you stay in your hotel room." "Look, isn't this gigantic?" "You close yourself down in a corner." " There's plenty to do." "Can't you see?" " Yes, sure." " But it's irrelevant." " Okay, let's talk." "You're a bastard, you use your position to steal Dará from me." "And she's a bitch too." "She slept with me and now with you." "You should never have done that." "And you're wrong about me." " And you're in breach of our contract." " How?" "You're supposed to be intelligent, it's implicit." "Now you're not showing very much intelligence." "You can't even find a taxi." "We've been here for half an hour." " Why can't we find a taxi?" " I don't care." "I love Dará and I feel like punching you in the face." " Oh!" " What?" "Stop it, stop it!" "Enough!" "Two men fighting in the street is extremely vulgar." "Dará wouldn't like it at all." " Did I hurt you?" " No." "Piss off!" "In films when men fight it looks real but in fact... if they really hit that way they'd break their jaws." " Why isn't it ever realistic?" " Cut the crap." "I'm off to the airport." "I'll take the first flight available." "You can sit on your film." "If you ever make it, your shit film!" "No need to be rude." "Come back!" "Jean, come on, come back!" "What has he done to you?" "He's just here to see me." " I've had it with all this havoc." " What's up?" "Nothing, he's just a bit agitated." "Calm down, calm down." "What do you decide?" "I have to go home." "I'm broke." "And all this is getting a bit ridiculous." "What do you want to do?" "I'll go too." "Let's go tomorrow, okay?" "Two glasses, please." "Thank you." "Look who's here!" " Were you waiting for us?" " I was." "Hello." "I'm happy to see you." " You've missed us, right." " Yes." " But I managed without you too." " I bet." " I'm really happy you stayed, though." " Me too." " How do you say "bastard" in Italian?" " What?" "See that guy over there?" "He bought the car, he's a thief." " You want to insult him?" " Sure." "He paid peanuts for it." " You can say "stronzo"." " Stronzo..." "Hey, hey!" "Stronzo!" " Thief!" " Are you talking to me?" "Sorry, I didn't hear very well." "Who's that guy?" "Let's go outside and you can repeat that to me." " Happy with the car?" " What's with you?" "Hey, gentle!" "Aldo, leave him alone, okay?" "And you go and sit down." "Sit down." "It's always a drama with you." "You puncture a tyre, you get in a fight..." " You're bad luck." " It's him, that arsehole." "Hey..." "So what do we do now?" "I'm alone, you're two." "We won't eat you." "We'll work together." "The way things go in this world, it's work or barbarism." "So, what do we do?" "Shall we stay in Chioggia?" "No, we have to go home." "I have no money left." "It's a shame." "I would have liked to stay." "We'll be back." "And to suit our business we could live in a ménage à trois." "Sure..." "If I were you I'd forget about it." "Shall I tell you about my life?" "Later." "I won't tell everything." "I have a secret." "Everyone has a secret to keep." "We could tell the story of two guys... who want to make a film." "They're looking for an actress but she's not interested." "One guy falls in love." "We're not sure about the other one." "Okay, we're leaving tomorrow." "Stay a little longer." "If you go now, I'll feel abandoned." "We'll go the day after, then." "Night slowly fell over Chioggia but Jean slept a light sleep." "He'd decided to get up before dawn for reasons he thought imperative." "Where are you taking me?" "We're going to fetch Dará to watch something extraordinary." "Better be extraordinary." "It's five in the morning." "She lives here." "Wait for me, I'll get her." "Good morning, Paul." " You okay?" " Where are we going?" "15 minutes walk away." " 15 minutes?" " Yes." "Hurry up." " Here." " Thank you." "True, you don't get to see this often." "Paul thought about Dara's secret." "He liked the fact she was never going to tell it, that not everything is visible or to be seen by everyone." "He also knew that stories start and end with scares." "It was nearly the end of May and the seasons showed a certain sense of irony." "The ice on the lake had melted." "The ghosts of the valley had left but had come back." "Paul liked that." "Subtitles by Ausminx for KG"
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"Boxers!" "Not one step further." "The keeper of the imperial Seal." "Just the man I was looking for." "A woman." "You Chinese are very progressive." "A gift from an old friend." "Wu Chow." "He wanted me to send his regards." "Father!" "[ Gasps ]" "Father." "The seal." "You must get it back." "I promise." "Give this...to your brother." "[ Chuckles ]" "What are you reading?" "Oh." ""Roy O'Bannon vs. The Mummy."" "It's incredible." "Roy's just taken out the Mummy's entire army of zombie confederate soldiers, and he only had one bullet." "That's impossible." "Oh, no, it's not." "Roy figured out the physics of the canyon and then ricocheted a bullet off the canyon wall." "Nailed each zombie through the heart." "What about the Shanghai Kid?" "He was captured and knocked out on page 10 while he was polishing Roy's pearl handles." "Don't you worry." "Roy's about to save him from becoming a human sacrifice." "Those stories are all lies." "No." "See?" "It says right here on the back." ""Author Sage McCallister bases all his stories on firsthand accounts."" "[ Horse whinnying ]" "Sorry, sheriff." "No princess." "Every day you meet the noon stage." "Every day it's the same story." "She's not coming back." "Pei Pei's married to her work in San Francisco." "Modern woman." "Sheriff, you got a parcel." "Hey, maybe it's from her!" "No." "It's from my sister in China." "[ Horse neighs ]" "I know." "I know." "I must go." "Stay here and be a good horsey for the new sheriff." "Uh, sheriff, that stage is headed east." "Isn't China kind of west of here?" "I'm not going to China." "I'm going to New York." "Roy invested my money." "Is it true that he lives in a penthouse at the top of the Ritz surrounded by dozens of beautiful women at his every beck and call?" "That's the old Roy." "He's married, settled down." "Trust me, he's changed." "[ Women laughing ]" "So there we were." "Completely outnumbered." "He didn't have to tell me we didn't stand a chance." "So I send the Shanghai Kid and the princess out the back." "Poor Shanghai Kid." "He was so frightened." "He forgot to thank me for saving his life." "I'm used to that." "Now, I returned to the front, and I counted to three... and I burst out of the mission." "Pearl handles blazing." "Lead flying everywhere." "And not a single bullet touched me." "No!" "Yeah." "What happened to the emperor's gold?" "Well, we divided it up." "I insisted on giving my share to the Indians." "The savages?" "Please don't ever call those noble people savages." "If being proud of your body and wanting to ride around naked all day makes you a savage, then, by God, you're drinking with a savage." "[ Slurping, laughing ]" "And that is what you call a French toast." "You are so sophisticated, Mr. O'Bannon." "Whoo!" "Who's up for some more bubbly?" "[ Fingers tapping rhythmically ]" "Reach for the sky, Roy." "Say that again." "Reach for the sky, Roy." "Chon Wang!" "You sly son of a gun!" "Look at you!" "Look at you!" "What brings you to New York?" "My share of the gold." "Refresh my memory." "What gold?" "The emperor's gold." "Okay, now, that gold is in what the Wall Street pros call a long-term investment." "We can't touch it because it's building." "I need it tonight." "You just got here." "Let's celebrate." "No." "I don't have time." "You just got to the big city." "My father's been killed." "Chon, I'm..." "You need the money to get back for the funeral?" "No." "I must go to England." "The ship leaves tonight." "Your father died in England?" "China." "My sister followed the murderer to London." "Wait." "Murderer." "I'm a little bit mixed up." "Let me see if I can get the facts straight." "You have a sister?" "You never told me you had a sister." "Is she pretty or does she look like you?" "Be honest." "Roy, I need my money!" "I don't like that tone of voice." "You think after all we've been through I'd stiff you?" "I'm doing pretty well for myself." "Yeah." "I'm sorry, Roy." "That's okay." "You're going through a really tough time right now." "You got to be more trusting of people, okay?" "Look at me." "It's Roy." "The couple at table 5 is ready to order." "Do you work here?" "No, I don't work here." "It looks like these guys are wearing a similar jacket." "Roy, here's your cut of the tips." "It's the craziest thing." "I guess because I come in here so much they're mistaking me for a waiter." "It's embarrassing." "You lost the gold." "Not all of it." "Where's the rest?" "I have one word for you." "Zeppelin." "I need my money now!" "Easy, easy." "[ Woman laughing ]" "Will you do anything for this money?" "Yes." "I must leave tonight." "Okay." "Take this key." "Go to the room." "Get cleaned up." "Your old pal Roy's got a plan." "Go!" "Come on!" "Howdy, big boy." "What?" "There's a woman in there!" "She wants me to sleep with her." "Of course she does." "I told her the Great Wall ain't the only big thing coming out of China." "Why did you say that?" "So you could get the money." "I will not sleep with women for money!" "Why?" "I'm gonna sleep with her for money." "Chon, just go in there and do your business and think about your sister in England." "What?" "Roy!" "Duty calls." "Roy!" "Good evening, Mr. Mayor." "Where are they?" "Who?" "[ Grunts ]" "My daughters." "1 0th floor." "[ Ringing ]" "Roy?" "Roy, you got trouble." "Roy!" "I got to check on something." "I'll be right back." "Chon, new plan." "We got to go." "Chon, what are you doing?" "!" "[ Woman moans ]" "I'm fixing her back." "Put her down, you decadent Philistine." "[ Both grunt ]" "Hey, Chon, come on!" "Let's go!" "Bye-bye." "Bye." "Come on!" "[ Sighs deeply ]" "I don't understand." "What's going on?" "I don't have time to explain." "All you have to know is there are bad men after us... but I'm in the right." "Roy." "You gotta trust me on this." "Okay, look." "I'm in a transitional phase in my life." "But..." "But what?" "You want to know the truth?" "I'm a little lost right now." "I see you." "You've got a sense of purpose." "But look at me." "I'm a 30-year-old waiter/gigolo." "Where's the future in that?" "So what's the plan?" "You were always my compass, Chon." "The plan." "You ask me the right questions." "The plan?" "The plan, I think, is to find the right woman." "Raise a lot of children and teach them values." "No, Roy." "The plan to get out of here." "Okay, the plan." "Here we go." "[ Bell dings ]" "[ Whistles, gasps ]" "Cops!" "Cops!" "They can help us." "No, no." "Chon, not these cops." "These are dirty cops." "They take advantage of people." "Now, if they stop us, remember, I'm not Roy O'Bannon." "Who are you?" "I'm your friend Smoky Desperado from the West." "And who am I?" "You." "You're Benihana." "Benihana." "Yeah." "You teach crippled children yoga here in the city." "You go first." "No!" "Why me?" "Because you blend in, okay?" "Now, go!" "Don't let them see you!" "Benihana." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Ooh." "Psst!" "Chon!" "Come on." "Stop wasting time." "You!" "Chon, I found our ticket out of here." "RO Y:" "We're on our way." "Looks like old Roy came through again." "Just like old times, Chon." "MAN :" "Check over there!" "Over to the alley!" "That way!" "Yeah, just like old times." "Will you forget about the gold for a second?" "You're gonna have more money than you ever dreamed of when that first zeppelin takes off." "Why do I always believe you?" "What do you mean?" "You're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous automobile idea." "Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money." "[ Whimpering ]" "What's that?" "Doghouse." "I'm in the doghouse." "Oh, come on, Chon." "Look, I'm sorry I lied." "I just didn't want to disappoint you." "That's exactly what I mean." "I can't take that look." "I learned it from my father." "That's how he used to look at me." "What did your dad do?" "Was he an imperial Guard?" "No." "Much more important." "He was the keeper of the imperial Seal." "That's what I love about China." "Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool." "The seal has been symbol of the emperor's power since Genghis Khan." "It has been passed down from one emperor to another." "My family have been watching over it for 1 2 generations." "1 2 generations?" "My father and I used to skip stones across the moat and talk about a day I would follow his footsteps." "I was his only son." "If I'd have been there, I could have protected him." "It's not your fault." "You were 3,000 miles away." "What's with that little box?" "My sister sent it to me from my father." "There's a message inside." "What's it say?" "It's a puzzle box." "I don't know how to open yet." "What do you mean?" "Get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says." "I must have patience." "By the time I'm able to open it..." "I will be ready to read the message." "Come on, Confucius." "That's the corniest thing I've ever heard." "Let me see this." "You know what?" "We're gonna go to England." "We're gonna find your dad's killer." "We're gonna get that seal back." "There's no reward for this, Roy." "Who said anything about a reward?" "I'm talking about friendship, loyalty, honor." "Okay?" "Thank you, Roy." "And I hear England is ass soup." "A lot of pretty girls there." "[ Gavel bangs ]" "First order of business, my Lords... is a report from our esteemed friend Lord Rathbone... who recently returned from a diplomatic mission to China." "Fellow Lords..." "I'm afraid I bring disturbing news from the Orient." "The opium wars have ravaged the land." "The emperor's enemies are organizing." "The most vicious are the Boxers." "A godless band of rebels who murder without discretion." "China is not well." "[ Murmuring ]" "I have brought back an envoy who should give us some insight into the inscrutable mind of the Chinese." "[ Tiger growling ]" "[ Murmuring ]" "Is he mad?" "Given to Her Majesty Queen Victoria by the emperor in recognition of her 50 glorious years on the throne." "[ Growling ]" "Outrageousness!" "Long live the queen." "[ Growling ]" "England swings like a pendulum do" "Bobbies on bicycles, two by two" "Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben" "The rosy red cheeks of the little children" "BO Y:" "Jack the Ripper strikes again!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Read all about it." "Howdy, partner." "The English are not very friendly." "They're just sore losers." "What did they lose?" "A little thing called the American Revolution, Chon." "Never heard of it." "I'll give you the highlights." "They came over with about a million men." "We had a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and beat 'em like a drum." "Hey!" "I'm walking here!" "You're driving on the wrong side of the road!" "Bunch of amateurs." "These people don't get it." "Hello, ladies." "[ Women laughing ]" "Look at you." "What?" "I'm not supposed to notice a pretty lady?" "I thought you wanted to settle down and have a family." "I do, Chon." "I just hope I can." "Why not?" "Sometimes I worry that all the damn horseback riding" "I did out in the West, bouncing up and down on the hard saddles might have made it so my salmon don't swim upstream the way they're supposed to." "What?" "I might be shooting blanks." "Oh." "Don't say anything." "Roy, it's okay." "Some people are not meant to have a family." "I've always had such a special connection with children." "The little ankle biters." "Hey, watch it, you little punk!" "Pardon me, guv." "You gents lost your way?" "Yeah." "We're looking for my sister." "She's staying at 32 Oxford Street." "I know it well, guv." "Me old man used to live there." "Can you show us the way?" "Well, memory's a little dodgy." "But I'm sure for a bob I could get you there." "What do you take us for?" "Okies from Muskogee?" "Go sell your bullshit someplace else." "We're not buying." "Thanks for the tip, guv." "Hey!" "I stole that watch from my uncle!" "What?" "This way." "Come here, you little rubbish eater!" "What did I tell you about poaching on our turf, Charlie?" "I'm on the straight and narrow." "Honest." "What's this, then?" "After I'm through beating you... you're gonna wish you never ran away from the workhouse!" "CHON :" "Leave the boy alone." "Bloody tourists!" "Get your noses out of it!" "Do whatever you want to the kid... but that's my watch." "Well, there's a load of us and only two of you." "So piss off!" "Easy, fellas." "You've lost one war this way." "Don't make the same mistake twice." "[ Whistles ]" "Come on!" "After him!" "Hey!" "MAN :" "There he is!" "Get him!" "We've got him now." "Move in, lads." "Boys, boys, wait, wait!" "MAN :" "Come on!" "Get him!" "Up the bloody ladder!" "[ Gasps ]" "Hey!" "Hey!" "WOMAN :" "Oh!" "Watch it!" "Hey." "Ah!" "Come here, you!" "Cool." "Move it!" "[ "Singing in the Rain" plays ]" "You!" "Did you see that?" "It's okay." "Okay?" "!" "I call that one my kung pao chicken." "I clotheslined the sucker." "[ Whistle blows ]" "MAN :" "Come on, get back!" "Clear away!" "Make way!" "I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yard." "This isn't a yard!" "It's a jail!" "Roy, calm down." "Unbelievable." "Wait!" "Someone's coming!" "Let me handle this." "I'm gonna handle it." "The English aren't like you." "They don't get all emotional." "Touchy-feely." "Do me a favor." "Park the kung fu." "Let me do the talking." "Come here." "Let me give you a hug." "Ooh!" "[ Laughs ]" "I've been after that Fleet Street gang for two years." "Then you two come along and bring them down in a single afternoon." "Brilliant!" "Now, um..." "Oh, that's my watch!" "Yes." "A street urchin turned it in." "The little punk better not have scuffed it." "l hope your luck picks up." "What do you mean?" "I deduced from your watch that you'd hit a rough patch." "He has." "How do you know?" "It's an investigative technique I've developed." "I can deduce intimate details about an individual through a close scrutiny of their personal effects." "What else can you tell?" "The owner of this watch is a bad gambler and a lousy shot." "Although he's cheated death several times... he spends most of his life wandering in a rather pathetic and futile search for purpose and respect." "Oh, yes." "He has a penchant for loose women." "Wow." "That's amazing." "I'm sure it's a very popular party trick at birthdays for small children... but it doesn't quite play with adults." "Just to set the record straight." "Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women." "Loose women are attracted to me." "You're Roy O'Bannon?" "Yeah." "The famous Western folk hero?" "Have you heard of me?" "Have I heard of you?" "I've only read "Roy O'Bannon vs. The Mummy" five times." "It's fascinating." "I want you to meet the Shanghai Kid." "Oh, yes." "The faithful Chinese sidekick." "I'm not a sidekick." "Those stories are all lies." "Come on, don't be bitter." "I can't help what Sage McCallister writes." "If there's anything I can do, I'm at your service." "We're looking for my sister." "She's staying at this address." "Can you take us there?" "Oh, dear." "I think you'd better come with me." "Lin." "Wang." "If you don't mind, I'll just wait outside." "[ Clears throat ] introduce me." "Oh." "This is Lin, my baby sister." "Roy O'Bannon." "Pleasure." "You never told me your sister was such a... beautiful lotus blossom." "What'd she say?" "No, no, no." "No talking about me in your native tongue." "Why are you in jail?" "I followed the man who murdered Father." "And?" "I found out where he live." "I snuck inside his house and tried to kill him." "It's my duty to find Father's killer." "No, it is mine!" "I'm the one who promised Father." "But I'm his only son." "When you abandoned us for America..." "Father said he had no son." "What?" "Whoa." "Time out." "Time out." "Come here." "The detective's a fan." "Why don't I play the celebrity card?" "We'll get her out that way." "Okay?" "Okay." "Don't worry." "I'll get you out." "Everything's gonna be okay." "In fact, I'm gonna give you my good-luck playing cards." "Just ignore the naked ladies." "Wang!" "Have you opened Father's box?" "Not yet." "She tried to assassinate Lord Rathbone whilst he was taking afternoon tea." "He's 1 0th in line to the throne..." "Her Majesty's favorite cousin... and the finest swordsman in England." "So, of course, the press had a field day." "The story actually knocked Jack the Ripper off the front page." "Artie, Lin is not a killer." "She's just a really, really, really hot... confused Chinese girl." "Maybe if I agreed to sign a few autographs and talk to some of my fans here in England... do some type of charity event, can we get her out that way?" "I'm afraid that's out of the question." "What will happen to my sister?" "She'll go to trial, probably be locked away in an institution for the criminally insane." "The tabloids have already dubbed her "Loony Lin."" "I thought it was rather catchy." "At the time." "[ Exhales sharply ]" "Do you have any notion what would happen if we were to be seen together?" "Since your return, I have yet to lay eyes on the imperial Seal." "I'm hosting a jubilee ball at my country estate tomorrow." "Be at the stables at midnight." "As requested, a token of my esteem." "This is where you get out." "I hope there will be more trust between us when I'm emperor and you are the new king." "Wow." "Buckingham Palace." "Look at that, Chon." "That's where the queen lives." "Hey, look at this guy." "CHON :" "He's a royal guard." "He has a very important job." "I used to be just like him." "No, they're nothing like you." "They're a tourist attraction." "You can make faces at them, insult them... and they can't move a muscle." "Here." "Watch this." "Roy..." "No, it's okay." "Hey, buddy, your shoes are untied." "[ Whistling ]" "That is the biggest damn beaver I have ever seen." "Roy, stop it." "The queen!" "Look!" "The queen!" "She's mooning us!" "He almost went for that." "My friend and I just came over from America." "You might have heard of it." "We run your jerkwater country." "Come on, you gonna take that from a colonial?" "Roy, stop it." "I bet you are one hell of a damn poker player." "No hard feelings." "Huh?" "RO Y:" "They can't do that!" "You're not allowed to do that!" "Shouldn't have touched him." "You scram, you little punk." "I've got friends at Scotland Yard." "I'll give you up in a heartbeat." "You get your watch back?" "Don't worry about my watch." "Go on." "It's a knockoff." "What are you talking about?" "My uncle stole this watch from President Lincoln." "It's a priceless family heirloom." "Not according to the pawnbroker." "You should not steal." "If I don't steal, I don't eat." "Who showed you how to do all that kicking and punching?" "My father." "Have you ever heard of those?" "They're parents." "You don't 'cause you're a little orphan." "Now, go on." "You're cramping our style." "[ Thunder rumbles ]" "Oh, this country blows." "You need a place to stay?" "Come on in and warm your dogs." "RO Y: [ Whistles ] You can get into a lot of trouble breaking into a place like this." "That being said, well done." "You just ate the last chocolate." "Course I did." "You gotta look out for number one." "I could really get used to this." "Living the life of a country gentleman." "Maybe doing a little painting." "Let Lin play in the garden with the children." "Vera, Chuck, and Dave." "Who's Lin?" "Lin's the most beautiful woman I've ever met." "She's gonna be the savior of the house of O'Bannon." "Chon, check out the threads." "All I'm missing is the loyal hound curled at my feet." "We are wasting time." "We must find Rathbone." "What do you think I've been doing?" "Sitting here drinking expensive hooch?" "Refill." "I've been working on a plan." "Now " " Whoa." "Don't slosh the brandy." "It messes with the bouquet." "Sod off." "I'm trying to teach you a skill set." "Help get you off the street." "Bartenders make big bucks." "Roy!" "The plan." "Thank you, Chon." "If we find the seal... we can prove Rathbone killed your dad." "It's the old Hail Mary play." "I also have a version where we dig a tunnel." "Hey!" "Bloody catapult." "Jesus Christ!" "You don't need a catapult!" "Who asked you?" "You don't interrupt grown-ups when they're talking." ""Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company at the jubilee ball in honor of Her Majesty's 50th year on the throne."" "Sounds good." "It doesn't address security." "They're not gonna let Chon and I waltz into the castle." "All you need is a proper disguise." "I do like a good disguise." "I look like a fool." "What?" "!" "You're a maharaja." "That's Indian royalty." "But I'm Chinese." "It's the same thing." "Bob your head a little bit." "Gives you more of a India-royalty flavor." "That's good." "Good show, good show." "Good show, good show." "Cheerio, cheerio." "Cheerio, cheerio." "What do we do when we see Rathbone?" "Kill him." "No, okay?" "No!" "You're gonna be civil, 'cause we don't have the seal." "No seal." "No Lin." "No family honor." "Okay?" "Be cool." "Okay, we look great." "Let's enjoy this party." "Whoa." "What are you doing?" "I'm going inside." "The place is haunted." "You're the harness man." "You get back at the carriage." "You wait in case we need to make a quick getaway." "Go on." "Man your post." "You don't always get what you want." "Why are you so mean to that boy?" "I see a lot of myself in that kid." "It's kind of freaking me out." "Come on." "[ Exhales deeply ]" "Your name, please, sir." "So I can announce you." "Sherlock..." "Holmes." "Sherlock Holmes." "Which province do you represent, Your Highness?" "Nevada." "May I present Major General Sherlock Holmes and His Highness, the maharaja of Nevada." "How are the security arrangements?" "Oh, everything seems to be going swimmingly, my Lord." "And if I may say so... it is an honor to guard Your Lordship tonight." "I speak for all of us at Scotland Yard when I say that no matter how far you are from the throne... you'll always be number one in our hearts." "Okay, here's the plan." "We're gonna get a little chow." "Then we're gonna sneak out of here." "Start looking for that seal." "Okay." "Spotted Dick, sir?" "What?" "Spotted Dick." "Can you believe this guy?" "I'm trying to get something to eat." "He's asking me if I got the clap." "I think he's offering you food." "Oh." "Spotted Dick." "Oh, no." "I think I'll pass." "I'm not really a dessert man." "Perhaps my friend might like some Spotted Dick." "[ Laughs ]" "I might try one of these sausages." "A little smoky Joe." "Mmm!" "This is good!" "I thought the food here was supposed to suck." "The haggis is fresh from Scotland, sir." "It's made from the finest sheeps' bladders." "I'm gonna get some whiskey and wash my mouth out." "You should try the quail." "I shot them myself this morning." "How do you do, Your Lordship?" "Very well, thank you." "I'm not acquainted with the Nevada province." "But I haven't been to India since '81." "I spent most of my time in the Orient." "I hear you've just returned from China." "You are well-informed, maharaja." "It is my dream that the Chinese people will follow India's example and one day embrace British rule." "The Chinese are very proud." "They place family and honor above all else." "Well, I'm sure we can break them of that." "If you'll excuse me, I have a matter to attend to." "Until we meet again." "Patience." "I'm proud of you, Chon." "We must find the seal." "What do you see?" "Shh, shh, shh!" "He just pulled a fancy dragon key out of his desk." "That was my father's!" "I must avenge his honor." "Hey, slow down, tiger." "Slow down." "Quit going all Chinese on me." "Where is he?" "Damn it." "Remember your puzzle box." "Patience." "Okay, there are no windows." "We just came in through the only doorway." "That leaves one explanation." "Remember in "Roy O'Bannon vs. The Mummy"" "how the zombie king got away when I chased him into the pharaoh's tomb?" "There's a secret passageway behind the sphinx." "There's gotta be a lever or a button over here." "Help me lift some stuff up." "Roy!" "The painting." "It's looking at me." "Look!" "Oh, yeah." "Looks like it's looking at me." "That's great." "No, real eyes." "Moving!" "That kid got to you, didn't he?" "Unbelievable!" "We're not in a haunted house." "That's a technique that an artist uses." ""Ubiquitous gaze" or "pursuant eyes" is the technical term." "It's unnerving, though." "I'll give you that." "Roy." "Now, those eyes." "Look!" "Whatever you say, Chon." "Let's see what you got here, Rathbone." "Roy!" "What, Chon?" "Are the statues moving now?" "Wow." "Mm-mmm!" "Roy!" "I can't hear myself think with you shouting at me." "Chon?" "Chon?" "Chon?" "This is ridiculous." "If you want to act like a child and play games... then find someone else... 'cause I take this stuff seriously." "I'm here to work." "I'm on a mission." "Chon?" "Okay, Chon." "Okay, you little Chinese otter." "Let's play." "Ha!" "Chon, demons!" "She's gonna fight my battles for me." "Come on." "Let's go." "What?" "What are you doing?" "It's kinky." "I like it." "Wow!" "Look at this." "Wait." "There's something different about this room." "Hey." "Let's go!" "Wang!" "Chon, for God's sakes." "Now he shows up." "I found it." "Wait." "Do you want to hear?" "LIN :" "The seal's gone." "Lin." "Roy!" "Are we gonna come back?" "Roy!" "Must you keep doing that?" "I was taught not to be seen or heard." "The seal." "I am a man of my word." "I remember watching my brother play with this like a baby rattle." "When I'd try to touch it, the dowager empress beat me." "RATHBONE:" "No doubt your deprived childhood made you into the man you are today." "Wu Chow." "Wu who?" "He is the emperor's bastard brother." "He was banished from the Forbidden City for trying to steal the imperial Seal." "Our father caught him." "He vowed to return to claim the emperor's throne." "This guy?" "RATHBONE:" "I'll assume everything has been arranged as discussed." "You have nothing to worry about." "It's all in place." "That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw." "Look at that." "Roy." "Don't even think about it." "I'm just admiring the craftsmanship, Chon." "RATHBONE:" "So for now, our business is completed." "Where's Lin?" "!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Gotcha!" "Just looking out for number one." "No!" "The kid got the seal!" "RO Y:" "Chon!" "It's stuck." "Lin!" "Go!" "You can do it!" "RO Y:" "She's got it." "She's got it!" "Roy!" "Come on!" "Chon, what in our history together makes you think I'm capable of something like that?" "Roy!" "I can't do that!" "Hurry up!" "[ Sighs ] Wait." "There's a better way." "Every day I get in the queue" "Too much, magic bus" "To get on the bus that takes me to you" "Slow down!" "I'm a bat out of hell!" "Yee-haw!" "Besides, I don't know where the brake is." "What?" "!" "Look out!" "[ Both screaming ]" "[ Both screaming ]" "Now I've got my magic bus" "Now I've got my magic bus" "So, what now, buddy?" "Relax, relax." "Smooth sailing from here." "[ Both screaming ]" "[ Crash, glass breaking ]" "Yes, these are the men who attacked me." "I'm afraid the assailants have temporarily eluded us, my Lord." "Perhaps you could explain to me how Loony Lin managed to escape from the confines of Scotland Yard under the watch of the most respected police force in the world." "Yes, of course." "It's absolutely fascinating." "She picked the lock using a deck of rather risque playing cards." "Then scaled the walls with a mop, a fork... and various pilfered undergarments." "You've got to hand it to the Chinese." "They're awfully ingenious, Lord, aren't they?" "Does your incompetence know no bounds?" "!" "[ Exhales sharply ]" "It's the time of the season" "When love runs high" "In this time, give it to me easy" "And let me try with pleasured hands" "Where am I?" "Lin!" "I don't even know these women." "Lin, what are you doing here?" "Oh, Lord." "Do you want to try the position on page 37?" "Come here, you little minx." "[ Bleats ]" "What?" "[ Bleats ]" "You okay?" "No, I'm not okay." "I've just been violated by a barnyard animal." "Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of the field?" "I don't know, Chon." "These people are nuts." "Come on." "Can I tell you something?" "What?" "This is a hell of a damn adventure we're on." "I'm having an absolute ball with you." "Me too." "Here we go." "Get your thumb out, maharaja." "Why?" "Get over here." "Excuse me!" "Lin!" "Lin!" "My shoulder's getting a little tight." "This is your first time in England, isn't it?" "How do you know your way around?" "It's incredible." "I always had a good sense of direction." "You can say that again." "I wish we could say the same about you-know-who." "I once sent him over a mountain range." "He was lost forever." "One time, I sent him over the Great Wall." "He was lost for three days." "Three days?" "!" "Oh, gosh, we got a lot in common." "I've never met anybody like you, Roy." "Really?" "Yeah." "Hey, can I tell you something without you getting offended?" "What?" "You have a great body." "There." "I said it." "It's out in the open." "You must work out." "Me?" "Excuse me." "Chon, what are you doing?" "I don't like the backseat." "Makes me sick." "Dizzy." "ROY:" "Whitechapel." "This looks like a nice enough neighborhood." "What is Puss'n' Boots?" "It's a boardinghouse." "Some of the sailors on the ship coming over recommended it." "Come on." "Come on!" "I won't let my sister stay here." "What are we supposed to do?" "Check in to the Savoy?" "We'll get arrested before we get to our room." "I don't mind this place." "See?" "She's a little open-minded." "I know this sounds crazy 'cause I just met her... but I think I'm falling for her." "I think she's the one." "Roy, she's my baby sister." "I know she is." "Thank God!" "That's the only chance I've got." "I'm getting ready to launch a little thing called "Operation :" "Sweep Her Off Her Feet."" "You're in a position to talk me up." "Can I count on you?" "Please, buddy, I've never asked you for anything." "Sure, Roy." "I'll tell her the truth." "Don't get hung up on the truth." "Feel free to smooth out your old pal's rough edges." "I love you, buddy." "Lin." "Come." "Sit." "[ Knock on door ]" "Hello, love." "Fancy a tumble?" "Oh!" "Where were you two days ago?" "I would have bedded you in a second." "Now you're looking at a changed man." "I'm sort of saving myself for someone special." "I'll give you a discount." "That's the most romantic thing any woman's ever said to me." "You better go." "You better go before we lose control." "Go!" "If you change your mind..." "Roy!" "Our father would talk about the right man for you." "He must be strong, courageous... and a good father." "Like Roy." "We got her, Chon." "Not like Roy." "You don't know him like I do." "He has many bad habits." "Such as?" "He drinks, smokes, and he gambles." "Chon, where are you going with this?" "He sleeps with women for money." "What are you " "Roy don't do that." "I can see inside him." "He has a good heart." "That's right." "His salmon don't swim upstream." "He shoots blanks." "Lin, he cannot be trusted." "How could you say that?" "You're his friend." "Yeah, sort of." "Roy is the type of a friend you'd never introduce to your other friends or bring home to your family." "He never speak the truth." "You know what I call him?" "Not Roy O'Bannon." "Roy O'Baloney." "I don't care." "Lin, I forbid it." "You are not my father." "One is the loneliest number" "Roy, there you are." "Hi." "Mm-hmm." "You need anything, buddy?" "A whole lot of "leave me alone."" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed." "I feel a little pain in my back like someone put a knife there." "I'm okay." "Don't worry about me." "Yes, it's the saddest experience" "You'll ever know" "Because one is the loneliest number" "Roy!" "Ta-da!" "That actually reminds me of a trick." "You ever seen this one?" "!" "Or this one?" "!" "You think you're so cool with your karate and your childlike reflexes." "Roy, you okay?" "Look at you." "Do you really call me Roy Baloney?" "Roy, you don't understand." "You just smashed my puzzle box." "I'll never figure out my message." "Roy..." "Go." "You're dead to me." "I don't know a Chon Wang." "What?" "ALL:" "Hi, Roy." "Who loves you, baby?" "Nice try, Chon." "Roy..." "I'm sorry." "You do that again, and you're a dead man." "Pillow fight!" "Every evening, when all my day's work is through" "I call my baby and ask her, ""What shall we do?""" "I mention movies, and she don't seem to dig that" "And then she asks me, why don't I come to the flat" "And have some supper and have the evening pass by" "By playing records beside the groovy hi-fi?" "I said yeh, yeh" "That's what I say" "I said yeh, yeh" "My baby loves me, she gets me feeling so fine" "When she loves me, she makes me know that she's mine" "I said yeh, yeh" "I am Roy Baloney!" "Yes!" "I'm full of it!" "You are!" "We'll play a melody and turn the lights down low" "So that none can see" "We gotta do that, we gotta do that" "We gotta do that, we gotta do that" "And there'll be no one else alive in all the world" ""Cept you and me" "Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh" "Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh" "My pretty baby, I never knew such a thrill" "It's hard to tell you, because I'm tremblin' still" "My pretty baby, I want you all for my own" "Roy?" "Roy?" "[ Laughter and shouting]" "Lin!" "[ Laughter, shouting stop ]" "It was his idea." "Chon!" "Clothes!" "[ Gasps ]" "Nice night for a walk." "RO Y:" "Lin!" "Lin!" "There you are!" "What are you doing?" "Don't you know there's a serial killer on the loose?" "Forget it." "Who the hell are these guys?" "Boxers." "What do they want with us?" "RATHBONE :" "They're with me." "I think we need to have a little chat." "Chon Wang -- the man who can fight an emperor." "The emperor should never have his burial knife." "I see." "You're still my brother's lapdog." "I'm here not for him." "I'm here for my father." "Of course you are." "It was my dagger that plunged into his heart." "It's still crusted with his blood." "I know the boy has the seal." "Where is he?" "We don't know." "That's the truth -- we don't know." "Mmm..." "What are you -- What are you doing?" "RO Y:" "Stop!" "Put her down!" "Put her down!" "Put her down!" "Or what, Mr. O'Bannon?" "Are you gonna kick my ass?" "I've read all about your ridiculous exploits." "I mean, just... how does it feel to kill a mummy with your bare hands?" "Only a nation of uneducated rednecks would be amused by such cowboy drivel." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Easy." "What's with the personal attacks?" "You don't see me making any comments about your pasty complexion or your snotty accent or even your filthy, smutty sex books." "Yeah, I saw your book." "It disgusted me." "Oh, why is it always the head with you people?" "!" "Hold it!" "Stop!" "Hold it!" "Just hold it!" "What are we doing here?" "Guys, look at this." "We're acting like animals..." "over what?" "Some seal?" "The seal represents imperial power." "I will use it to unite the emperor's enemies and storm the Forbidden City." "What's in it for you?" "You're looking at the future king of England." "You're, like, 20th in line to the throne." "1 0th." "But my friend is about to change all that by simple..." "process of elimination." "[ Snaps fingers ]" "It's called a machine gun." "The first of its kind -- it fires 200 rounds a minute." "Testament to British ingenuity." "Oh, so you steal the seal, and then you knock off nine royals?" "You got the short end of that stick, my friend." "Dump them in the river." "Where are you taking her?" "To make history." "I can already see the headlines " ""Nation mourns as Loony Lin massacres royal family."" "I need your assurance that you will find the seal." "Don't concern yourself." "My men are scouring the city." "You better pray they find it..." "or our agreement is over, and you will never get the crown." "Chon, I got a confession to make." "You are in love with my sister." "Well, that, but..." "I didn't lose all the money on the zeppelins." "No?" "Nah." "I blew most of it on the Roy O'Bannon novels." "I wrote them." "No, Sage McCallister wrote them." "That's what I'm saying, buddy." "I'm Sage McCallister." "You wrote those lies?" "!" "I've always had low self-esteem." "How many books did you print?" "I self-published probably a million copies." "We were actually second to the Bible that year." "Oh, you " "I guess I'm just about the worst friend a guy could ask for." "No, you're a good friend." "Thank you." "If you really love Lin, I won't stand in the way." "Really?" "But if you break her heart..." "I'll break your legs." "That's fair." "[ Sighs ] Well, friends to the end, Chon... and this is the end." "Chon, you got a plan?" "You wouldn't happen to have a plan, would you?" "Yes." "Anything I can do?" "No." "Good." "I'll let you do the heavy lifting, then." "[ Shouting in Chinese ]" "Chon, hurry." "RO Y:" "Chon!" "Chon!" "Chon, hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Chon, hurry!" "Roy!" "Coming!" "Chon!" "[ Shouting in Chinese ]" "Oh!" "The water's so dirty!" "No!" "No!" "It's dirty!" "No!" "Just go ahead and drown me." "I don't care anymore." "Roy!" "[ Knock on door ]" "[ Knocking continues ]" "You look ridiculous." "I think we look good." "I really must protest this intrusion." "Every bobby in London is out scouring the streets for you two." "Have you been drinking?" "I always drink when my employment's been terminated." "They fired you?" "Lord Rathbone saw to that." "I'm sorry." "It's of no consequence." "I never wanted to be an inspector in the first place." "It was my father's idea." "I always wanted to be a writer." "Yeah." "Artie, we need your help." "Rathbone has taken Lin." "He's gonna kill the royal family and he's gonna assume the throne." "Do you have any evidence to support these preposterous allegations?" "We have this." "It's the boy's." "Use your technique." "Tell us where he is." "Paraffin wax -- most interesting." "He's at a church." "The little punk's hiding in a church." "No, no, no." "It's not candle wax." "I have it." "[ Muffled talking ]" "Don't worry." "You'll get it." "What are you doing?" "He's picking the lock." "Well, hurry up!" "Chon, please!" "Please." "It's a very meticulous process." "Let Artie do his job." "It's almost an art form." "It takes the precision of a surgeon." "You have to be so precise." "Maybe if we jam another one in there." "That works, too." "Lacks a certain finesse." "All right, all right." "Let's split up." "What the..." "I am gonna break your neck." "Come here." "[ Man shouting in Chinese ]" "[ Both shouting in Chinese ]" "[ Charlie sneezes ]" "[ Gasps ]" "Looky here." "Come on, where is it?" "What?" "You know what I'm talking about." "Don't give me that "what."" "What do we got here?" "Oh, yes." "You don't mind if I take this back, do you?" "Go on." "Get out of here." "Go!" "CHON :" "Roy?" "I got it." "MAN :" "Give me the seal." "Give me the seal!" "MAN :" "All right, spread out!" "[ Whistle blows ]" "Through there!" "Let's go." "The gig's up." "So, what are we gonna do?" "Come on, think!" "I'm not going to an English prison." "With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the belle of the ball." "Forget it." "I'm not going back." "Well, at least we'll get a good view of the fireworks from Scotland Yard." "Fireworks?" "Yeah." "At midnight, they're launching this huge display from a flotilla of barges on the Thames." "It's the official kickoff to the Queen's Jubilee." "Is the royal family gonna be there?" "They're gonna be viewing the spectacle from a balcony overlooking the river." "He's got a machine gun on the barge." "Yes." "[ Thud, footsteps ]" "You gents lost your way?" "Kid, tell me you got a way out." "[ Exhales sharply ]" "RO Y:" "Nice move, kid." "So why did you come back?" "Why did you give up the seal?" "'Cause I'm a fool." "Guess I'm a fool, too." "Well, put her there, fool." "I never got your name." "Name's Chaplin..." "Charlie Chaplin." "[ Crowd cheering ]" "[ Cheering intensifies ]" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, please!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You warn the royal family." "I'll save Lin." "How on earth are you gonna do that?" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "[ Bell tolls ]" "[ Fireworks hissing ]" "[ Gasps ]" "You okay?" "I just saved you!" "You were late!" "What?" "!" "[ Laughter ]" "Nelson?" "Why are you hiding yourself back there?" "I shouldn't like to impede your view, Your Highness." "Nonsense." "You arranged all this." "You should have a front-row view." "I regret that, uh, respectfully I must decline." "I need to keep a good eye on proceedings." "Whoo!" "[ Laughs ]" "Nelson, you've outdone yourself." "Wait till you see the finale." "LIN :" "Hey!" "MAN :" "Hey!" "[ Shouting in Chinese ]" "Oh!" "This is hopeless." "We're not gonna get past the guards." "Well, not with that attitude we won't." "Come on, Artie." "There's got to be a way." "There's always " "[ Lin screams ]" "Lin!" "RO Y:" "Yee-haw!" "Yeah!" "Yee-haw!" "Yee-haw!" "We got to jump it!" "LIN :" "Wu Chow!" "Hold it right there, Rathboner." "I'm guessing by your hasty retreat that you're still 20th in line for the throne." "10th." "Inspector Doyle, arrest this man." "He's got a gun!" "Oh!" "Come on!" "Oh!" "You okay?" "What happened?" "Rathbone nailed Artie with a little sissy gun." "I'll look after him." "You two go." "Go!" "For Father." "For Father." "For Old Man Wang." "Oh, my lucky playing cards." "Be careful." "Tell Rathbone to be careful." "Roy, let's go." "You're gonna need a bigger gun!" "You see him?" "No." "Show your face, Rathbone!" "I'm gonna tear this guy apart." "Roy, you go this way." "I'll go that way." "Split up?" "I don't know if that's a good idea." "It's okay." "He's not up here." "Roy, keep going." "Aw, come on, Roy." "Hey, uh, Rathbone..." "I was just thinking of a title for my new book..." ""Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy."" "But what about "Roy O'Bannon vs. The Man Who Would Be Queen"?" "No sign of him, Chon." "The coast is clear up here." "Roy!" "Look out!" "Roy!" "Oops." "RATHBONE :" "Come on up." "I'll show you how your father died." "Lord, help me." "Just let me know you're there." "Love me." "Hate me." "But let me know you're up there!" "Hey, I can see our hotel from here." "Wow." "Come along." "I'm waiting." "Come on, Roy." "Okay." "Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly." "You hear that, England?" "!" "Throw whatever you want at me -- your terrible weather, your perverted killers, your Spotted Dick!" "Roy, you're about to die." "You're on the minute hand of a clock." "My life is flashing before my eyes." "Wait a minute." "I don't remember her." "One more." "One more." "Oh!" "How disappointing." "One more." "You killed my friend." "You killed my father!" "Roy!" "I thought you were dead!" "Oh!" "You think some tea-drinking psycho can take out Roy O'Bannon?" "Whoa." "Easy there, cowboy." "Huh?" "[ Fireworks exploding ]" "You got any ideas?" "Huh?" "We jump!" "Jump?" "!" "You mean fall?" "!" "Aim for the flag!" "Aw, shit." "I got to tell you something." "What?" "You're the best sidekick I could ever ask for." "Thank you, Roy." "I feel the same about you." "On three." "One..." "Two..." "Three!" "Three!" "Roy." "Roy!" "Howdy." "In recognition of outstanding bravery," "I dub you Sir Chon Wang." "For uncommon valor," "I dub you Sir Roy O'Bannon." "And for steadfast dedication to justice," "I dub you Sir Arthur Conan Doyle." "Arise." "Who loves you, baby?" "MAN :" "Madam." "Artie, I bet Scotland Yard's dying to get you back now." "My official crime-fighting days are over." "The queen has asked me to accompany the imperial Seal back to China." "What a week." "Unbelievable." "She couldn't have picked a better man, right, Chon?" "Yeah." "And the voyage is gonna give me time to work on my new novel." "It features a new kind of detective, and he's gonna solve crimes using deductive reasoning." "Give me a name." "What's his name?" "Actually, Roy, I was rather hoping to call him Sherlock Holmes, if that's all right with you." "I'd be insulted if you didn't use it." "[ Laughs ]" "Ta." "See you, Artie." "That was very nice of you, Roy." "I would've kept the name if I thought it was any good." "It's a horrible name for a detective " "Sherlock Holmes." "Holmes?" "[ Both laugh ]" "Will you stop playing with that?" "I'm gonna smash it." "I just want to see it for a second." "Just let me see it." "No, you're gonna break it." "It's just a rock with some gibberish on it." "That's Chinese." ""Family is forever, my son." "I'm proud you cast your own stone."" "Wow." "That's a good message." "[ Exhales deeply ]" "I'd like to cast my own stone, Chon." "Hi." "Hi." "I told you -- the house of O'Bannon will prevail." "Chon, I got a business proposition for you." "No more zeppelins." "No, no, this is much better than zeppelins -- a new thing they're starting out in California called moving pictures." "Pass." "Hold it." "Hold it." "Hear me out." "I really think these movies could play to your strength." "There's no sound, so we don't have to worry about the language problem." "And I think the kung fu stuff could be huge." "People are dying for a good action picture." "What do you think?" "Chon Wang, movie star?" "It could work." "RO Y:" "I feel bad about ditching that Chaplin kid, but we're gonna be running and gunning in Hollywood, and he'd just cramp our style." "It's such a tough town." "Bloody tourists!" "MAN :" "Action!" "People try to put us d-down" "Talkin' 'bout my generation" "Just because we get around" "Talkin' 'bout my generation" "Things, they do look awful c-c-cold" "You have to say "cut"." "[ Laughter ]" "You just keep looking!" "Talkin' 'bout my generation" " This is my generation" "Ouch." "This is my generation, baby" "Come here, you little minx." "MAN :" "Cut." "That was good." "That was a good one, huh?" "[ Buzzer sounds ]" "Maybe on this one I should lick you...you think?" "Like, after you lick me -- that could be kind of good." "And, Jackie..." "Jackie?" "Thank you." "Hi, Owen." "Hello." "How are you?" "Okay, and I'm not Roy O'Bannon." "Who are you?" "Damn it, Chon, I think she's the one." "I know it's crazy." "We just met, but she's the one." "No, Roy, she's my babysitter." "Your babys" "What?" "Baby what?" "Baby sister." "Baby sister?" "Not babysitter." "Baby sister." "You okay?" "MAN :" "Action!" "What happened?" "Roy is the type of a friend you never introduce to your other friends or bring into your family." "He's " " Look at his eyes." "They're brown -- full of shit." "Always..." "Just bullshit all the time." "Yeah, have you ever heard of those?" "They're parents." "We have parents that love us." "You don't, 'cause you're a little orphan." "You don't -- We've got par" " Yeah, parents." "Have you ever heard of those?" "We've got parents that love us." "But you don't, 'cause you're a little orphan." "Oh, go on." "So mean." "Chon Wang, movie star?" "It could work." "It could work." "You could do your own stunts." "What?" "My own stunts?" "Ow!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Stay here and be a good horsey for the new sheriff." "Ouch!" "Oh!" "Ow." "That hurt." "Ow!" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "[ Speaking Chinese ]" "You're supposed to catch me!" "Roy, catch." "Jesus." "That's my fault." "Wait a second." "This nut is killing your street women?" "[ Cellphone rings ]" "Who did that?" "Jackie Chan." "Me?" "That's right." "[ Laughter ]" "That was the..." "First time." "The best take." "I'm sorry." "Hurry up!" "ROY:" "Are you crazy?" "!" "I can't do that!" "This isn't Chinatown!" "I can't sail through the air!" "I'm not gonna break my neck!" "Roy!" "What in our history together makes you think I'm capable of something like that?" "It's getting bigger!" "There's got to be a better way." "Roy!" "Roy!" "My ass is on fire."
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"Hey." "This is the part where you say," ""Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."" "Yes." "How long since your last confession?" "I've, actually..." "I've never had a confession before." "You've never had the Sacrament of Reconciliation?" "No, I've never had any sacraments that I can think of, not that I can remember." "I mean, I may have had one by accident." "To tell you the truth, I actually never even been inside of one of these, or like a church or anything, but there was a funeral..." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know who else to talk to." "You're the deputy from that Oswalt thing." "Well..." "I'm not on the force anymore." "But you are him, right?" "Yeah." "So... if I... if I tell you something, it stays between us, right, like lawyers?" "Yeah, but I'm gonna ask you not to tell me anything that I can't unhear, if you know what I mean." "Okay." "Do you believe in evil?" "I mean, of course you do, you know." "You mean, do I believe in the supernatural?" "Ghosts and demons, and the devil himself." "Something like that, yeah." "This is about your friend, your case." "What did you find?" "I don't know, I can't explain it." "It's something... otherworldly." "And you want to know how to stop it." "Yes." "What do you want me to say?" "You should carry a cross and holy water, and shout, "The power of Christ compels you?"" "Why, would that work?" "No." "Right." " You want my professional advice?" " Yes." "You don't stop evil." "You can only protect yourself from it." "Do I believe things that you're talking about exist?" "Yes." "And I believe they exist to lure men like you into them." "Stay out of it, whatever it is." "Whatever happened to the Oswalts is only gonna happen again." "It's a question of when and where." "Gotcha!" "What?" "You didn't make the noise." "You didn't say the words." " No, I killed you." " I shot you in the back." "You're hit." "I got you!" "No, I got you, I killed you!" "You did not make the noise." "Boys." "Boys!" "Did you guys take those out of their packages?" "No." "They were in a bin like this." "You're putting 'em back." "Pick out your cereal." "Dude, these are so much better than yours." "Yeah, but these are healthy." "You're supposed to pick sugar, that's the whole point of cereal." "No, no." "One box each." " They all look so good." " Can we get two each?" "No." "You boys stay close, okay?" "Okay." "What is it, Mom?" "You boys remember what to do when Mama says "rutabaga", right?" "We run." "Yeah, and stay close together." "Rutabaga." "Rutabaga!" " Oh, my God!" " Hey, hey!" "Wait, wait a minute." "Slow down!" " Dylan!" " What's wrong?" "That man back there just touched one of my boys." "Hey, son." "You need to step back." "What'd she tell you?" "Seatbelts." "Yeah." "Yeah, it's her, all right." "Race you inside." "What?" "Dylan?" "You okay?" "What is it?" "Okay, well, I think I'm gonna go finish up work for a bit." "You think you can make dinner with your brother?" "Okay." "Hey." "You did good today." "Yeah, hi, I'm calling about the Jacobs property." "Yeah, I'm looking at the listing." "Is it still available?" "Oh, it is." "Okay." "No, that's great." "My clients are gonna be very, very happy about that." "Yes, they, um... they are aware of the incident." "Yeah, their only question is has anyone lived on the property since then?" "No one." "It's been vacant for that long?" "Okay." "No, no, I'll, um..." "I'll let them know." "Okay, thanks." "Mom." "Yeah, sweetie?" " Dinner." " Okay." "I'll be..." "I'll be there in a minute." "Dylan?" "You okay, baby?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Hey, Dylan." "It's just an old building, baby." "I know." "How long are we gonna be out here?" "Not long." "I promise." "I'm worried about Dylan." "Why?" "He's just... different out here." "Yeah, well... he'll come around." "He will." "But he's gonna need a little help from his brother." "Do you think you're up for it?" "Good." "'Cause I really can't do this alone." "I need my boys." "Good night." "Sweet dreams." " Hi, Milo." " Hi, Dylan." "What are you doing here?" "I have something to show you." "I'm supposed to be asleep." "Your mom just started working." "She'll be out there for hours." "What if she comes back?" "She won't." " How do you know?" " I just know." "Do you trust me?" "What's down there?" "You'll see." "It's back there." "Come on." "Should I open it?" "What's on them?" "There's only one way to find out." "How'd you know this was here?" "This is where I left it." "Hey, Ted." "What are you doing here?" "Milo said he was gonna show you the thing." "This one's mine." "We shouldn't be watching this." "Turn it off, Milo." "Let's get..." "What the hell?" "Mom!" "Mom!" " Hey!" " Hold on, ma'am." "No, no, no." "This is private property." "Wait, wait, wait!" "No, I was told the house was for sale." "The listing said it was available." "Doesn't give you a right to be out here." "You're trespassing and you know it." "What are you doing here?" "I'm a private investigator." " Oh, you son of a bitch." " What?" " How the fuck did you find me?" " Hold on, what?" "Was that your partner back there at the grocery store?" "Partner?" "No, I work alone." "You listen to me, okay?" "You listen to me." " Okay." " You are not taking them." "He is not taking them, do you understand me?" " Okay." " I don't care who his friends are." " Okay?" " Okay, yeah." "Good, okay." "Okay, you look like a reasonable man." "You do." "Are you a reasonable man?" "I mean, yeah, I guess." "What's it gonna take?" "I mean..." "What is he paying you?" "I don't have a lot, but I..." "I will pay you what I have to make sure that you never saw us, okay?" "So just tell me what it's gonna take." "Coffee." "Excuse me?" "A cup of coffee." "It's been a really long trip, and I think that there has been a huge misunderstanding." "Um... have you ever heard of someone named Ellison Oswalt?" "Yeah." "Yeah, who hasn't heard about that." "That was terrible what happened." "Mr. Oswalt was a friend of mine." "I was helping him on his book that he was writing" " about the case..." " Oh, so..." "Are you here 'cause of what happened at the church?" "Yes, ma'am." "You think they're related?" "No, they..." "The crimes share a lot of similarities." "I'm just following up on cold cases that look similar." "How's there any money in that?" "There's not, really." "But fortunately, there's always somebody that needs a private detective to check in on a spouse or an employee," " so when I'm not doing that..." " You do this." "Yeah." "Have you ever seen anything on your property that looks like this?" "No." "You weren't supposed to be here." "I was told that this place was empty." "Right." "My friend Jillian, her dad owns the land now, and when things between my husband and I went south, she was nice enough to put us up here, but she told me that nobody ever comes out here." "Oh, so..." "So the boys, is that..." "Do you have legal custody, or is that..." "I do, yes." "It's..." "It's temporary, though." "Well, look, you..." "You're welcome to stay awhile and look around," " whatever you need." " No, it's getting late." "You don't want to creep around a murder scene in the dark, huh?" "No, ma'am." "In all honesty, I do not." " It's Courtney." " Okay, Courtney." "Do you mind if I come back here tomorrow and have a look around?" "No, but on one condition." " Anything." " Nobody gets to know that we're here." "No one." "I don't know who I'd tell." "Good." "Goddamn it." "Damn it!" "Karen!" "Karen?" "Boys, let's..." "Let's get ready for bed." "Brush your teeth." "Can we just watch till the next commercial?" " No, now." " Come on!" "I don't like it when you boys watch stuff like that before bed, okay?" "It's not real, Mom." "It's okay if it's not real." "Yeah, but it'll still give you nightmares." "So let's go, come on." "Brush your teeth." "What did that man want today?" "Was he one of Daddy's friends?" "No, no, no." "He was just looking for something." "Was he here about what happened in the church?" "What do you mean what happened in the church?" "We know about the church, Mom." "We're not stupid." "Hey, who told you two about what happened in the church?" "We just heard about it." "Yeah, everyone knows." "All right, well, I don't want you two thinking about that, okay?" "Dylan?" "Is that why you're afraid of the church, baby?" "You don't have to worry about that, okay?" "There's nothing in that church that can hurt you." "Hey!" "Hey, you guys." "Hey, hey, okay, okay." "Okay, okay, come on." "Brush your teeth, let's go." "What happened in the church?" "What?" "What the..." "What..." "What?" "Come on." "Let's watch another." "No, I don't want to watch any more of them." "Hi, Emma." "Are you having the dreams?" "We all had the dreams." "The movies make the dreams go away." "Once you watch them all, you never have a bad dream again." "For real?" "Swear." "Let's watch another." "No." "I don't wanna watch any more movies." "But you have to." "You haven't watched the best ones yet." "Besides, you won't have any more bad dreams tonight." "Or tomorrow if you watch another." "Good night, Milo." "You aren't so special, you know." " What?" " I can see them too." "You aren't so special." "Aren't you gonna say anything?" "Hey, answer me." "Pussy." "Zachary Collins, what did you just call your brother?" " Nothing." " Don't you tell me "nothing"." "Okay, remember what I told you boys?" "Speak only when spoken to, and tell you what he asks us." "So here it is." "The scene of the crime." "So how were they killed?" "Do you know?" "Unfortunately, I do." "Tell me." "Trust me, you don't want to know." "I'm gonna look around in here for a few minutes." "I'm gonna compare the space to some of the crime scene photos." "Yeah, sure." "Please." "Come back to the house if you have any questions." "I will." "Thanks." "Okay." "Oh, you gotta be kidding me." "Come on." "What?" "Hello?" " Deputy?" " Well, I'm not really on the force anymore." "No, right." "Of course, I'm sorry." "Who is this?" "I'm Dr. Stromberg." "We spoke a few months back." "You're like, the new Professor Jonas or something?" "God, I hope not." "Jonas is missing." "The police just called off the search." "Well, what happened to him?" "Look, I need you to... to come out here as soon as possible." "I'm a little tied up with something right now." "Look, Jonas left... he left something behind." "Something unbelievable." "I think it could be the key to all of this." "Then tell me." "No." "No, no, no." "I can't-I can't risk that." " Not on the phone." " Okay." " I'll be there tomorrow." " Yeah, okay, that's good." "Great, thank you." "Hey." "Dylan, right?" "How do you like it out here?" "Be better if I didn't live where so many people got killed." "So how you dealing with that?" "I get it." "I'd be scared too." "And I'd have nightmares in a place like this." "You having nightmares?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I have really bad dreams too sometimes." "About dead people?" "A friend." "What do you do?" "To stop the dreams." "Well, when I'm awake, I try to help people." "You know, make the real world a little less like the dreams." "You let me know if the dreams start to feel a little too real, you know?" "I'm pretty good at dealing with nightmares." "Oh, no." "You cut your hair." "Bastard." "How dare you show up here?" "What the fuck is this?" "I told you this would happen." "Told you I'd come for 'em." "No, no, this is bullshit." "You don't have a court order." " You can't do this." " Step aside, ma'am." "You need a court order." "Boys, get back in the house!" " Step aside." " Get back." " Ma'am..." " No, you can't do this!" " You need to step..." " Let's see the order." "Step aside, sir." "Now." "Who's the officer in charge?" "I'm in charge, asshole." "Okay, okay, Officer..." "Shermer." "Where's the sheriff?" "We're state troopers." "We don't have a sheriff." " Now if you could..." " I know, I know." "I can read the car." "I know that you're state troopers." "But I also know that child custody transfers is the responsibility of the sheriff." "And I can tell you from experience that the only reasons that the sheriff isn't here today is because he either doesn't know about it, or he doesn't want to know." "So, you want to call him?" "You know what?" "I'll call, I got it." "Don't worry about it." "Sir, put the phone away or I'm gonna throw you in the back of the car myself." "Are you saying that you'd arrest me?" "In a heartbeat." "Well, then I should probably inform you that I was arrested a few years ago on a big capital offense." "It was a major news story." "All the charges were dropped." "But if I were to be arrested again, that'd be pretty big news." "Yeah." "If the press got a hold of it..." "I would hate to be the uniform that was trying to make a child abduction look like a custody transfer." "State cars and everything?" "That just might be the worst day of that guy's life." "Sir." " Let's go." " Gary?" "Hey." "I'm not leaving without my boys." "Look, that douche canoe over there is right." "We don't have any legal authority to be here." "He called our bluff." "I'm sorry, I can't lose my job over this." "I got kids too." "This isn't over." "Whore." "Thank you." "Thank you so much for doing that." "It's... it's really no problem." "We gotta get outta here." "What?" "No, no..." "No." " No, no, you, um..." " What?" "You can't leave." " Why?" " Did you, um..." "Did you have a restraining order?" "No." "No." "He had too many character witnesses." "I was lucky I got custody." "You have to stay because those officers can testify that they saw you here today, and if you leave overnight, then... he will have a case that you're a flight risk." "And he could get the boys." "Yeah." "Yeah, he could." "But you saw him." "He'll come back." "Will you stay?" "Maybe just... for dinner?" "Sure." "Sorry, I..." "They're used to..." "Clint always ate first." "Well, I'm not Clint, so go ahead, eat." "So, were you a cop or something?" "Oh, yeah." "A sheriff's deputy." "So you saw dead bodies and stuff?" " Zachary." " What?" "Cops see dead bodies." "That's okay." "Yeah, I did." "More than I'd like." " Did you catch..." " Did you catch a lot of bad guys?" "Not bad guys." "Just people." "Having bad days." "But you're not a cop anymore." " No." " Why not?" "Because I got tired of seeing people on their bad days." "I think you're good at dealing with people on their bad days." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks for dinner." "You don't have to leave." "No, I..." "I have a really long drive in the morning, and it's... it's dark." "Does this place really spook you that much?" "No, it's not like that." "Yes, it really does." "It's really no problem." "I can fix up the couch." " No..." " Please stay." "Oh, shi..." "What the hell am I doing here?" "Jesus Christ." "You can't sleep, huh?" "No." "Do you smoke?" "No." "Not really, um..." "This is a secret cigarette," " 'cause I'm a secret smoker." " Gotcha." "You can't say anything to my boys." "They don't know." "Okay, sure." "I don't know when I would." "I'm not their dad." "That's weird." "That is weird." "Don't say that." "It's like, oh, well, I wish you were." "Was that true today what you said earlier, about getting arrested?" "Yeah." "It's true." "You didn't do it... did you?" "No, no." "God, no." "No, it's nothing like that." "That writer I was telling you about, Ellison Oswalt." "He's a friend of mine." "I gave him some files and some information, even after my boss told me not to." "And since I was the last person to talk to him, and the only other person they saw coming and going from his home, I was a really easy suspect." "I was cleared of all the charges." "Your boss was pissed 'cause you went behind his back." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Fired me the day that I was cleared." "You miss it, huh?" "Most days." "Yeah, I do." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Ask away." "Was it Dylan?" "What do you mean?" "That he hit." "How could you tell?" "It's just that he reminds me of me." "Clint beat him real bad." "He sent him to the emergency room." "All his cop buddies weren't gonna do anything." "So you left." "Yeah." "So what's the plan?" "...get the hell out of here." "Know where you're gonna go?" "Far as I can." "What are you gonna do?" "Get a job, I guess." " Yeah, furniture stuff?" " Yeah." " Yeah, I saw inside the church." " Yeah." " It's really cool." " Thank you." "It's antique restoration, actually." "It feels almost magical to turn something worn out into something that's... something that's beautiful again, you know?" "Like, polished and worthwhile." "Something that's gonna be here long after you're gone." "Yeah." "Like kids." "Yeah, like kids." "Come on." "I don't want to." "I want to go back to sleep." "Sweet dreams." "This one's mine." "Just play it." "I know you're there." "Why'd you have to pick him?" "Because you're not good enough to be one of us." "You're not smart enough to do what he can do." "I'm better than him." "I'm smarter too." "If you were, then we would have chosen you." "Tell anyone of this, and he'll take you first, then kill your whole family." "Who, Dylan?" "Then who?" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, okay." "I can..." "Now, listen up." "Listen up." " I live alone, so..." " Okay." "My God, I have to go to bed." "I have to go to sleep." "Okay." "It's been so long since I felt safe." "Sorry." "No, don't... it's not sorry." "I, um..." "I need to go to bed." "Yeah." "Yeah, tomorrow..." "I have..." "I have a long..." " I have a long drive tomorrow." " Okay, okay." "Are you gonna be okay?" " Yeah." "Are you okay?" " Yeah, yeah." " Okay." " Okay." "Okay, good night, Courtney." "Good night." "Hey!" "Oh, hey." "Got you this for the road." "You didn't have to do that." "Really." "Thanks." "You're going to have to bring that back, though." "Oh, I promise." "I'll be back tomorrow." "But..." "But listen." "Whatever you do, don't..." "don't leave the house." "Okay?" "Trust me." "Okay." "Okay." "All right, and I left my number inside." "Yeah, I got it." "That's mine." "So call me when you get there safe and if you need anything." "Yeah, okay." "Um, same deal." "Okay." " Okay." " Okay." " I'll see ya." " See ya." ""Same deal"?" "Same deal." "Jesus." "Sorry." "Thanks." "Oh, yeah, sure, man." "So..." "I'm not really sure..." " You all right?" " Yeah, no, I'm fine." "Just a little too much coffee." "Um, you wanna take a seat?" "Yeah, sure." "Thanks." "Great." "Um, here..." "Look, I really appreciate you making the trip." "You're helping me." "Yeah." "You want a drink?" "No, that's okay." "I'm going to have a drink." "Cheers." "Um... what is all of this about?" "have you ever seen one of these?" "This?" "Yeah, sure, it's a ham radio." "Oh, great, then you've heard of the Norwegian bughuul." "No." "years ago, back in the '70s, several ham radio enthusiasts, they ran across a strange transmission." "One night, out of nowhere, on a rarely used band, this... this children's piano starts tinkling." "And for years..." "I mean, this thing would... it would come and go..." "I mean, it became an urban legend until one day, in the late '90s... someone finally caught it on tape." "Eight, nine, nine... five, zero, zero... one, zero, seven... five, one, nine..." "Stop." "W-What were the numbers?" " Coordinates." " To where?" "A house." "A farm." "In the middle of Norway, where an entire family was murdered... in 1973." "So tell me, this murder... is there a..." "Missing child?" "...bughuul bughuul..." "Bughuul." "Are there other broadcasts like this?" "There are at least three others like it." "Now, this radio I have seen over with Jonas' things, along with this map." "But Jonas found the pattern." "Yet the families are only murdered after they leave the house where Bughuul found them." "That's how I've been stopping it." "I've been burning the houses down." "Wait, so the Oswalt house?" "That was..." "Yeah." "The pattern isn't the only thing that Jonas found." "He also realized the piano was of particular significance." "There are fragments... references... to Bughuul... the Bogeyman... across all cultures, over the centuries, that... some cultures believed that it lived in another realm, reachable only by ritual or sacrifice." "And others believed that it... it fed off of the corruption of innocents, but no matter what, there are always three things in common." "There's a murdered family, missing children, and some form of iconological totem or a thematic offering." "An image, literature, music." "Okay, so the murders are captured through art?" "It's aesthetic observance of violence." "But that little girl, the piano, what exactly did she say?" "It's Norwegian." "She says..." ""Quiet, Bughuul can't hear me over your yelling, Mom."" "It's the kids." "He gets the kids?" "It's the kids." "He gets the kids?" "It's the kids... kids..." "Okay, you should probably destroy that thing, like, soon." "Yeah, yeah, I really should." "Listen to me." "There's another problem." "I found another house." "Then burn it down." "Break the chain again." "I can't." "It's not that simple." "There's already a family that's living in there... a mother and her two... and her two boys." "Jeez..." "What..." "Detective!" "Say it!" " Stop it!" " Say it!" "Say I'm better than you!" "Say it!" "Say it!" "Say it!" "Say it!" "Okay, okay." "You're better than me." "You're better than me." "Say you're nothing." "Say you're weak." "Say they made a mistake." "I hate you." "I hate all of you." "I'm telling Mom." "You hear that?" "I'm telling Mom." "You don't deserve that." "You should do something about him." "And your father." "And your mother." "My mother didn't do anything." "Exactly." "Damn it, Zachary!" "What were you thinking?" " But Mom!" " "But Mom" what?" "Give me one good reason, one good reason, why it was okay for you to hit your brother?" "Never mind." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "Okay, you t... you tell that to your brother." "Fuck you, Dylan!" "Fuck you too." "Cunt." "What, are you going to hit me now?" "Like Dad?" "Go to your room... and do not take a single step out until I say so." "I didn't do anything, Mom." "I know, sweetie." "Just weak." "You are not weak." "Don't you ever say that about yourself." "Okay?" "You're strong." "Okay?" "You're like me that way." "Zachary, he's just, um..." "Like Dad?" "No, I didn't mean that." "But it's true, and you know it." "Dylan, I'm never going to let anybody hurt you." "You let him." "And you let Dad." "You're going to like this one." "It's my favorite." "No." "I don't want it." "Not today." "It has to be tonight." "If we don't do this tonight, then..." "Then what?" "He'll get real mad at us." "You don't want to make him mad." "Please, Dylan." "This one's mine." "I made it." "This is the last one." "No." "No more." "Just... on... more." "No." "Yes!" "It's downstairs, Dylan." "Last chance to watch the last movie, Dylan." "No, Mylo." "I won't watch any more movies." "I don't want to be like you." "That's fine." "They weren't really meant for you anyway." "What?" "You did what we needed you to do." "Zach." "Zach." "Zach." "Zach!" "Zach!" "Zach!" "Go to bed, Dylan." "Tell anyone, and we'll kill you and your whole family and watch the film over and over and over." "What the hell does this say?" "There was an emergency hearing last night." "Sorry you couldn't be there." "Judge T. Simmons." "Tory Simmons' boys work for you." "Well, you'd be hard-pressed to find anybody within five counties that doesn't have a family that works for me." "This isn't right." "This isn't legal." "Oh, you want to ask the sheriff?" "Don't... let the kids see you in cuffs." "You're not taking my boys." "Our boys." "I'm just taking them where they belong." "You're welcome to come with me if you like." "Fuck you." "Either you can stay here without the boys, fighting the courts for custody until you run out on money, or you can come home with me, spend all the time in the world with them, making cute little tables and chairs." "Either way, I'm taking them." "Dylan, I need you to pack your stuff quickly, okay?" "Honey, the police are downstairs, and if you don't come out on your own, then they're going to come up here." "Mom, I can't go." "We have to, baby." "We have to go." "You don't understand." "You don't know what's going to happen." "Nothing's going to happen." "He's going to hurt us." "I don't like this any more than you do." "But I won't let that happen." "I'm going to take care of us." "Now, get your stuff." "Okay?" "Come on." "No." "No." "Fuck." "Smells good." "Come on." "Come on." "Pass the mashed potatoes." "Thank you, son." "You haven't touched your food." "I'm not very hungry." "Come on, buddy." "I got a big day planned for us tomorrow." "You're going to need all that energy." "Eat!" "Clint!" "Stop that now!" "Boys have to eat." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "Mr. Collins, I know that it's late but... but I need to speak..." "You need to speak with me?" "Or my wife?" "What?" "No." "No, it's not... it's not like that." " You don't understand..." " Oh, no, no, no, no." "I understand." "Once you get a piece of a woman like that, it's hard to shake it off." "Okay, you are in danger." "I'm in danger?" "Okay, just listen." "I'm in danger?" "Huh?" "Listen." " I'm trying to..." " Say it again!" "I'm in danger?" "Say it again!" "Now... if you ever try to contact my wife again, first I'm going to take it out on her hide." "And then I'm going to come and find you, and I'm going to shoot you." "Am I making myself perfectly fucking clear?" "Now, get off my property while I go fuck my wife." "All right, just stand up straight." "Keep your eyes on the ball." "All right?" "Ready?" "Oh, good, baby." "Come on." "Sure they're gonna like this one." "Ready?" "Go for it." "Hit the ball." "Jesus, why are your hands like this?" "I'm gonna make the best one yet." "Zach?" "Is that you?" "Zach?" "Zach!" "Zach!" "Zach!" "Zach..." "Oh, God." "Okay, listen." "It's me." "I'm here." "Just hold still." "All right?" "It's okay." "I'm going to get you down." "I'm gonna get you down." "Okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I got you." "I got you." "Okay." "Give me your hand." "It's okay." "Dylan." "Hold still." "Okay." "You all right?" " Huh?" " Baby." "You better finish this, Zach." "Zach!" " No, run!" "Now!" " Zach!" "Okay." " It's okay." "Hurry." " I'll tie it." "Hold it." "Oh, God!" "Wait, hold on." "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait." "They're here somewhere, Zach." "It's time to find them and finish your movie." "Come out, come out, wherever you are." "We gotta get in here." "Come on." "Quick." "In here." "Run!" "Courtney!" "Hey!" "No, no." "It's over, Zach." "You're not making them a film." "No." "No, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Please be another camera." "Please be another camera." "Please be another camera." "He's going to be mad." "He's going to be so mad." "It's over." "You can never come back." "No, I'm not finished!" "It's too late." "You had to kill them all." "Zach?" "Zach!" "He's gone!" "No, no, no, Courtney." "He's gone." "We have to go." "We have to go." "Courtney, we have to go." "We have to go." "Go!" "Now!" "Go!" "Go!" "I got her." "I love you, Mom." "Be right back." "The kids." "It's the kid... kids." "It's the kids." "He gets the kids." "It's the kids." "He gets the kids." "Deputy." "Deputy."
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"You know, I couldn't do this without you." "DCI Banks What Will Survive" "Season 5" " Episode 01 Part 1 of 2" "Subtilte by Deluxe Sync:" "Marocas62" " Happy birthday, Alan." " What's this?" "Vinyl?" " Nils Frahm!" "How did you know?" " You said you liked it." "About six months ago!" "Thanks, Annie." "Hey, is that your mum and dad?" "Yeah." "Is she taking you to the cleaners?" "Every shop on the high street, and back home again." "You got my pork scratchings?" "Why not just have a tub of lard?" "Junk food's not as bad as you think." "For instance, these give you one percent of your RDA - that's recommended daily allowance - of riboflavin." "Yeah, and 100 percent of your crap-food allowance." "Just..." "excuse me one minute." "David!" " You're early." " Conference call was cancelled." " David!" " You don't mind me crashing the party?" " No!" "Good to see you." " You, too." " I'll be right back." " Top right." "I wasn't sure what to get." "I wanted, actually, to get you " "I said we'd only get you the wrong thing." "Or something you already had," " so " " That's great, Mum." " It's a bit impersonal." " It's lovely." "Thanks." "Happy birthday, love!" "Well, thanks for coming, you know - both of you." "Banks." "Where?" "Right." "I'm on my way." "They're here." "Bloke working on the railway was relieving himself." "Looks like a fox dug her up." "No ID on her, no wallet, no phone, nothing." "How long's she been in there?" "Not long." "A day, maybe." "Call MISPER." "See if anyone matching her description's been reported." "From the contents of her stomach," "I'd say time of death was between 12 and 14 hours ago." "And, of course, blunt-force trauma here... and here, consistent with her striking, or being struck, by something heavy." "And that's what killed her?" "The first one, no." "Just knocked her out, I'd say." "That one killed her." "What makes it interesting is that traces of soil were found in her lungs." "Somewhere, between these blows, they tried to bury her." "While she was still alive?" "Looks like it." "Then they finished her off." "What are our chances of ID-ing her?" "Not much to go on, I1m affraid." "No dental work, so no records to compare her to." " Great." " Still, it's not all bad news." "She had this tattoo on the base of her neck." "It must mean something." "Find out what, Annie." "If she had it done locally, someone might remember her." "From the traces found on her fingers, she'd been handling acetone, shellac and ethyl methacrylate, substances found in nail bars and spas." "Maybe that's where she worked." "If so, someone's gonna miss her." " There are nail bars everywhere." " Yeah, she had a receipt in her jeans pocket," " a chippy in Castleford." " That's where we start." "That's 20 miles away from where she was found." "25." "That's every nail bar, salon and spa within a ten-mile radius." " Ken, you're with me." " I was on missing persons." "Now you're on nails." "Preliminary forensic report's in, sir." "We've got carpet fibres on her jersey." "Grey, nylon cut pile." "Could be from a car." "And a male hair from under her fingernail." "Still has its root, so chances are it was pulled out." " Any match in the DNA database?" " No DNA match." " What about swabs?" " All negative, oral and vaginal." "No sperm, no lubricants, no spermicide." "She hadn't had sex - well, not recently." "Thanks, Tariq." "It's the Cross of Liberty." "The tattoo." "It's Estonian." "I've called 27 tattoo parlours." "None of them have heard of it." "She probably had it done there." "If she's Estonian, others might remember her." " It's a small community." " Yes." "And they have a social club in Castleford." "You're very chipper this morning!" " No sore head?" " I'm a year older, but my powers of recuperation have remained undimmed." "I know partners weren't invited." " I'm sorry if David " " He didn't." "Listen, I don't want this to be a problem." " It isn't." " Good." "He makes you happy, David?" "I mean, before, he wasn't around, and then he WAS around..." "Yeah, he does." "And it's right for Isla." "I know it's only been a couple of months, but she's... she's happy, cos I am." "Good." "Looks like Katrin." "Do you know her surname?" "She only came here occasionally." " What happened?" " She was murdered." "How well did you know her?" "I-I didn't." "She didn't talk much." "She would come in for a beer sometimes." "Did she come in with anyone?" "A boyfriend?" "Anything like that?" "I never saw one." "She seemed..." "lonely." "Can you think of anyone who'd want to harm her?" "She got into a fight." "I know that." "There is this guy who yells at us sometimes outside." ""Eastern European scum, go home," things like that." " And when was this?" " Couple of days ago, just around the corner." "Katrin really went for him." "That's the lot." "My feet are killing me." "I could do with a mani-pedi." " Manicure and pedicure." " I know what it means." "They had a leaflet." ""Cuticle treatment." ""Leg and foot massage with hot oil" " "to nourish dry skin."" " We need to widen the search." "According to Immigration, a Katrin Vesik arrived three weeks ago." "28, address in Pollu, a small town outside Tallinn." "Her mother's been contacted." "She's flying in to ID the body." "And I've got a lead on the bloke that Katrin hit." "His name's Shane Harris." "Watch this." "That's Katrin Vesik in Castleford High Street." "Bit of verbal from Harris." "Bloody hell!" "That'll learn you!" "Yeah, that's Katrin." "How long had she worked here?" "Not long." "A couple of week." " Did she mention any problems?" " No." " Boyfriend trouble?" " No." " Money worries?" " We didn't talk." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Through there, Robbie." "I'll need to speak to everyone who works here." " Well, we're pretty busy." " Somewhere quiet, please." " Shane Harris?" " No, I'm Brad Pitt." "DS Cabbot." "This is DC Lang." "We want a word." " Yeah, well, I don't." " Won't take a minute." "Just wanna ask you a few questions." " Let go!" " Calm down." "Don't touch me, you filthy Paki!" "Are you all right down there, Brad?" "She just went for me." "She was crazy." "I wasn't doing nothing!" "Apart from telling them all to go home?" "I had a job once." "I was a mechanic." "Got all my qualifications, NVQs, the lot." "Worked in a little garage, yeah?" "Pretty soon," "I was the only one speaking English." "Poles, Czechs, you name it." "Then my boss wants me to take a pay cut!" "I say no, and guess what?" "I get replaced by a Bulgarian who's cheaper." "And how was that Katrin Vesik's fault?" " Where were you Tuesday night?" " You don't think I " " Where were you, then?" " At home!" " All night?" " Yeah." " Anybody verify that?" " No." "Listen, I might want people like her out the country." "I don't want 'em dead!" " I didn't know her." " Even though you work with her?" "I don't do nails, just shampooing, sweeping up." "We're meant to chat with clients, not each other." "Still, lunchtime?" "On your break?" "No." " Not even a quick chat?" " I told you!" "I got to get back to work." "Yes." "Yes, of course." "I'm leaving now." "Katrin Vesik." "I ran her name." " No-one's reported her missing." " OK." "But she made a report." "She filed a missing-persons report on her sister Annika, here, three weeks ago." "She was looking for her sister?" " Yeah." " OK." "Well, see where that leads you." "I have to go to hospital." "My mum's had a stroke." "Excuse me." "I'm Alan Banks." " I'm looking for my mother." " Your father's with her now." " Good." " Have you made arrangements for removal, or would you like us to do it for you?" " I'm sorry?" " As I said to your father," "We'll have to conduct an examination, just to determine the cause of death." " Ida Banks." "She had a stroke." " Yeah, but then she..." "Didn't your dad call you?" "It happened half an hour ago." "It was very quick." "There was nothing we could do." "I-I thought you'd been told." "I'm really sorry." "Dad?" "I wasn't here." "I went to get her some..." "water." "I never even got to say goodbye." "Your funeral directors can take the body tomorrow after the post-mortem." "Here are some useful numbers and organizations if you or your dad need to talk." "Thank you." "We have your mother's belongings." "Dad will want them." "He doesn't wanna leave her." "Is that OK?" "Yeah, it's fine." "We'll look after him." "I'm sorry for your loss." "Thank you." "Alan!" "How's your mum?" "Hey!" "She died, Annie." "Oh, no!" "I'm so sorry." "Katrin Vesik's mother's arrived." "She's with a translator." " I can do the " " No, no." "She's travelled all this way." "Come on." "Mrs. Vesik, this is DCI Banks." "Thank you for coming." "She was going to study medicine." "A scholarship." "This is Annika's fault." "The sister?" "She was always in trouble." "Boys." "Then drugs." "Take your time." "S-Sorry." "My girls." "Last summer." "Soon after that, Annika came here." "For a while she kept in touch." "And then..." " .. nothing." " She just stopped?" "Yes." "Yes." "Katrin was worried." "So she followed her here." "We'll need Katrin's mobile number and her address." " Yes." "Yes." " Do you have Annika's, too?" "No, no, no." "Find my baby girl." " I've lost one." " Please..." "I can't lose another." "Annika Vesik." "What did she get mixed up in?" "She was a drug user." "She didn't have much money." " You think she's still alive?" " We're hoping." "Let's check shelters, hospitals, morgues, needle exchanges." "Anywhere an addict might go for help." "We've got Katrin's mobile number." "It's a pay-as-you-go." "Get on to her provider, Ken." "Get them to pull out her records." "If we can get Annika's number of Katrin`s phone," " we might be able to triangulate it." " If it hasn't been destroyed." "Thank you, Ken!" "Thanks, everyone." "That's all." "You know you don't need to be here." "No-one'd think badly of you." " I'm fine." " Right!" "Katrin Vesik's flat." "You coming?" "Alan?" "What do you think we're looking at?" " Burglary?" " Dunno." "It's hard to tell if anything's been taken." "Maybe Katrin disturbed them." "Or this is where she was grabbed." "We've looked at both sisters' social-media sites," "Facebook, Twitter feeds, Instagram," " the lot." " And?" "Nothing so far." "Annika's last post was a Facebook two months ago." "Katrin put up a load of messages about finding Annika, last one eight days ago." "Keep looking." "And, boss..." "Sorry to hear about your mum." " Anyway, I just " " And I appreciate it, Ken." "Anything?" "The guide book we found at Katrin Vesik's flat - there was a partial thumbprint, not hers." "We ran it." "Found a match." "Jodie Nash." "She's worked at the salon for about six months." "She said she knew nothing about Katrin Vesik." "Drug addict." "Got nine months for possession, but reduced for getting treatment." "We spoke to her drugs project." "She stopped going about four months ago." "You think she's using again?" "I saw recent track marks, so I'd say she's got a habit to feed." "Why lie about knowing Katrin Vesik?" "Katrin's phone records." "We got Annika's number from the texts, but there's no activity." "Nothing for six weeks." "But we did find this." "On the night Katrin died, she made a 999 call." "Emergency." "Which service - fire, ambulance or police?" "The police." "I need the police." " I need to tell them " " Caller, where are you?" "Oh, God!" "If you need an emergency service and cannot speak, please press the five key twice now." "When was that call logged?" "22:06." "There wasn't time to trace it." "A few hours later, she's dead." "So she comes over here, she's looking for her sister." "She goes to work in a nail bar." "What happened to her?" "Why's she calling 999?" " You think Jodie Nash knows?" " Well, she's obviously hiding something." "Maybe she was helping Katrin find Annika." "Maybe she knows where Annika is, or at least what happened." " You want us to pull her in?" " No, not yet." "I wanna find out what she does, where she goes, who she sees." "You and Tariq watch her, starting tonight." "I wanna see where she takes us." "Thanks." "I think we're on." "There's Jodie." "Looks like they're gonna wait for her." "Dad?" "Just... put this here." "Do you mind if I take these home with me?" "Help yourself." "If you like, I can phone people, tell them what time the funeral is." "I can do that." " I can come up tomorrow." " No need." "Don't bother yourself." "Dad..." "Just make sure you shut the front door properly on your way out." "It sticks." "A car picks Jodie up at 8:30, drops her at the Royal Cedar hotel." "The car waits." " Where did she go afterwards?" " Back home." " No other appointments." " So she's definitely on the game." "Maybe Katrin and Annika were, too." "We went back to the hotel later." "No-one recognised them there." "The manager was shocked that such a thing was happening." "Of course!" "What about the driver?" "The car was registered to a Michael Osgood." "Hang on!" "I've seen them before." "They were at the salon, making deliveries." "Right." "You're with me." "Annie, pick up Jodie Nash." "Morning, Jodie." "His dad's coming." "Run!" "What are you doing?" "What are you playing at?" "Let him go!" "Please." "Shit!" "Have you told anyone about this?" "Reported them once before." "The next day they got him on his own, cornered him." " He's autistic." " They do that, too?" "A couple of days ago." "I'm DCI Banks, Mr. Osgood." " This is DI Morton." " How'd you know my name?" "We just wanna ask you a few questions." "Do you know Katrin Vesik?" "Hey, hey!" "It's all right." "Robbie, it's all right." "We're done." "We're done." "Why did you lie about not knowing Katrin Vesik?" "What about her sister, Annika?" "You know her, too?" "Do you know where she is?" "You need to start talking." "When do you next need to score, Jodie?" "I've got... .. 22 hours, 41 minutes before I need to release you." "How long have YOU got?" " Annika worked in the salon." " With her sister?" "She'd gone before Katrin arrived." " Where is she now?" " No idea!" "Annika was messed up." "Drugs and stuff." "A few of the punters started to complain." " She was an escort too." " Yeah, until they fired her." "Annika went batshit." "She lost it completely." "She needed the money." "She was just yelling her head off in the street, and... next thing I know, she's gone." " Where?" " I don't know!" "She just wasn't in the salon anymore." "Maybe she left town." "Who are "they"?" "You said, "They fired her"." "Who?" "Annika's missing, Jodie." "She could be in real danger." "Her sister was killed looking for her." "Help her while you still can." "Help me." "Did you know Katrin well?" "Robbie!" "Is that a Hermann, a spur-thigh or a Home's hinge-back?" "It..." "It's a spur-thigh." "My boys have got a tortoise." " We used to give him dandelions." " N-N-Not the stems, though." "No." "They're poisonous, aren't they?" "Does he have a name?" "Buzz." " When did you last see Katrin?" " A few nights ago." " How well did you know her?" " I met her at the salon." " She was nice to Robbie." " Was she a prostitute?" "No." "She wasn't like that." "What about her sister?" "What about Annika?" " Yeah, for a while." " But not now?" "And where's Annika now?" "I don't know." "But you were helping Katrin find her." "I did what I could." "It weren't much." " What about Robbie?" "Did he help her?" " No." "But they were friends!" "Not like that." " Where was he Tuesday night?" " Oh, come on!" "We were both here." "All night." "And you can prove that?" "We had a pizza delivered." "It's hard, though, isn't it - getting picked on." "Still, you got friends... like Katrin." "How well did you know her, Robbie?" "She were my best friend." "When was the last time you saw her?" "It's all right." "Don't, Robbie." " Who pays you?" " What?" "To drive the girls around." "Who's making their money off them?" "It's all right, Robbie!" "It's OK." " Don't be daft." "Stop." " Robbie!" "I was asking him about the night Katrin died." "Not anymore, you're not." "Who pays you to drive the girls, Michael?" " I want you to leave." " When I get an answer." "Who runs the girls?" "I need a name!" "Jason McCready." "Now get lost!" "Come on, son." "Come on." "I've got you." "It's all right." "It's all right." "Who are you?" "DCI Banks." "I'm looking for Jason McCready." "Yeah, that's me." " Do you know Annika Vesik?" " Who?" " She's one of your prostitutes." " Escorts." "I run a legitimate business." "I offer adult company for an hour for dinner, whatever." " They're prostitutes." " No," "No, cos if two consenting adults wanna take things further, then, I can hardly stop them, can I?" "You know where she is?" "I wish I did." "She owes me money." " What about her?" "Do you know her?" " Should I?" "That's her sister, Katrin." " She worked in your salon." " Lots of girls work there." "I said "worked", Mr. McCready." "She was murdered." "I'm sorry to hear that." "But it's got nowt to do with me." "Where does all this end up?" "Pies." "Helen?" "I've been talking to Robbie's occupational therapist." " And?" " On top of the autism, he's got obsessive-compulsive disorder." "He formed a very strong attachment to Katrin Vesik." "What if it got out of hand, she wasn't interested and he lost his temper?" "The same could be said of Michael Osgood - ferrying all those girls around, lonely, no wife." "I think they're hiding something." "Tread carefully," "OK?" "Sorry about your mum." "Thank you." "When my dad died, everyone said, "Oh, it's for the best."" ""He's gone to a better place."" "Only it wasn't, and he hadn't." "I mean, we all know there isn't any... you know." "Heaven." "It's all just a construct to help answer basic existential doubts." "Thank you, Helen." " It gets better." "That much I do know." " Thank you." "The McCreadys have quite an empire." "Scrap metal, the salon, meat processing, holiday homes - all legit and above-board, all owned by Maureen McCready, the mum." "Jason runs them for her." "You think he runs the girls for her, too?" "Hey!" "Easy!" " Easy!" " Kitchen!" "Maureen McCready?" " And you are?" " DCI Banks." "DS Cabbot." "You better come in." "When Jason's dad passed away, he left me these businesses." "At first I was just gonna sell them." "Then I thought, no." "He'd worked so hard building 'em up, it'd be wrong." "They were his legacy." "Do you see?" "I don't really have much of a head for business." "Jason, though, is a natural." " You sure you won't have one?" " Fine, thanks." "You really should ask him." "We have." "Then, I'm sure he's told you." "We've never had any trouble with the law, and I'm not about to start." "Sorry, love." "Never seen her before." "Well... .. she was one of your son's prostitutes." "You have a job to do." "I understand that." "And I'm sorry to hear about this poor girl." "But I have five different businesses, each with their own headaches." "I don't worry too much about the day-to-day stuff, hiring and firing and whatnot." "I let Jason do that." "His blood pressure's lower." " Can I help?" " Pretty comprehensive." "Tell me again when it happened." "Tuesday night." "Late." "And you and Robbie were both at home?" "That's right." "Came out, it was already alight." "Anyone see who did it?" " They never do." " Robbie home?" "He's dropping some stuff off at the salon." " So, Robbie drives?" " Yeah." "His problems are more... social than being able to do things." "Like making friends." "People confuse him." "Makes him vulnerable." "But driving, he does that well." "Just don't use him if you want something delivered quickly." "Why?" "Well, I don't think Robbie's gonna get a speeding ticket any time soon." "Just the two of you?" "Becky walked out on us a few years ago." "We got over it." "Now it's just us." " So, what's Robbie driving?" " My car." "I borrow that from work." "Borrowed." "You're lucky they didn't torch both cars." "Mine was in the garage that night." "New brake linings." "What colour carpet did this have?" "Grey." "Why?" "Robbie said Katrin was his best friend." "And that's all she was." "Don't you think he might've felt differently?" "Maybe misread signs, got confused." "Does he still struggle with his temper?" "I spoke to his therapist." "She says he lashes out sometimes." "Robbie likes order." "And when things don't do what they're supposed to do," " he gets frustrated." " Pens that don't write, scissors that don't cut, that sort of thing?" " That's right." " What about people?" "I'd like you and Robbie to come down to the station tomorrow." " Why?" " I wanna talk to Robbie." "I'll need him to give a DNA sample." "You may want a solicitor present." "I built this business, Jason - with no help from your waste-of-space father." "He was too busy chasing women!" "I did it all by myself." "Built the business up from nothing." "And how?" "By making sure I didn't do anything stupid." "By knowing where to draw the line, and by knowing what stupid nonsense to stay clear of!" "Tarts, Jason!" "Police have got nothing, Mum." "I promise." "Don't." "Don't eat it now." "Take some " "Hey!" "Robbie, Robbie, come on." "You wait here." "Go away!" "Leave us alone!" "Come on, run!" "See you in a bit, Robbie!" "Robbie..." "I'm" " I'm sorry." "That's OK." " I-I tried to stop." " I know." "You..." "You" " You..." "You're not mad?" "Never." "I'm sorry." "You don't ever have to apologise to me." "OK?" "Come here." "Hello." "You've reached Ida and Arthur - or, should I say, Arthur and Ida." "I'm afraid we can't talk right now, so if you'd like to leave a message, we'll talk to you as soon as we can." "Hose roll, now!" "Get some pressure!" "Get around the back." " More pressure!" "Come on!" " We're checking the house." " Check down there." " You got him?" " You OK?" " Yeah." " There's one more inside." " OK." "Subtilte by Deluxe Sync:" "Marocas62"
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