rqchao/spongebob · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Mr. Krabs: Were you talking to me, Squidward?	Mr. Krabs. The f-f...
Mr. Krabs: Good word, boy! Don't sneak up on me like that.	The fan... it...
Mr. Krabs: You're not wearing shoes, lad. You're not going Section 8 on me, are ya?	I was wearing shoes. They... It's so hot, they melted off.
Mr. Krabs: Melted off? Squidward: The fan stopped working. Mr. Krabs: Huh?	Mr. Krabs, you didn't... forget... to pay the power bill again, did you?
Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, fresh off the grill! Frank: Are they free? Mr. Krabs: Yes! Today, they're only three dollars! Each. Frank: Sounds great. But I left my wallet up on the sand. Squidward: I told you! Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-	What?
Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Frank: Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! I love the beach!	Oh, that noise was Sandy.
Sandy: Y'all be careful! Looks like some big waves a-comin'! Squidward: Who are you? Mr. Krabs: Either you buy a patty, or get off me wave! Sandy: Cowabunga! Squidward: What next? Patrick:	Aloha, Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, young feller! How'd you like to be our first customer in over seventeen working days? Patrick: I'd love to! Mr. Krabs: Squidward, show him the menu. Squidward: Patrick: Uh, I can't quite see it from here. I'll just have to climb on board.	Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Patrick: on-board! Whoa!
Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're gonna capsize us! Patrick: Almost up! Squidward: You idiot! Patrick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeeeeee!	Patrick! Look out!
Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing with that seaweed?	Just dragging it around.
Twitch: Hey there, home-dads.	Huh?
Twitch: Welcome to our remote island.	Island?
Squidward: Island? Twitch: That's right, kemo sabe. Island. Although, we sometimes refer to it as an... island.	We were just at Goo Lagoon selling Krabby Patties when this big wave hit us. Now we're on an island?
Twitch: The ocean works in mysterious ways. Awesome Eddie: And waves. Twitch: Mysterious waves. Island wanderers: Om. Patrick: Om.	How did you guys get here?
Twitch: Oh, we've been here since we dropped out of junior college. This is Awesome Eddie, Big G... Chip: Hi. Twitch: Chip, and Silent Stan. Twitch: And I'm Twitch.	Why do they call you Twitch?
Twitch: What?	Never mind. So what did you say this house is made from again?
Twitch: Guano. Squidward: Great.	Well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys, but Mr. Krabs didn't give us the day off. So we gotta get back to Goo Lagoon.
Twitch: Yo, you're miles from the tourist track now, dude. Awesome Eddie: Yeah. The only way back is to surf there.	O-only way.... back... surfing.... Bikini Bottom? Aaaaahhhhhh! I don't know how to surf!
Awesome Eddie: Whoa, chill out, little dude. We can teach you.	Cool!
Narrator: Ah, learning how to surf. To some it comes as easily as eating an ice cream cone on a hot day. Narrator: Others... Narrator: ... to them, it's like eating an ice cream cone... on a cold day. Sometimes, in surfing, it's the approach that's most important. SpongeBob and Patrick: Narrator: And sometimes, it's the retreat. Narrator: Once in a life-time, that perfect wave comes along. Not too big, not too small, and the surfer has to act fast... Twitch: Go! Narrator: ... or he stands to miss the ride of his life.	Hey, Patrick! Wanna see something cool?
Patrick: You bet!	Down here! See? It's a picture of Squidward!
Patrick: Wow. Narrator: But all in all, in life, it's not whether we win or lose, but whether we get totally stoked. SpongeBob and Patrick: Twitch: Well, dudes, I give up. Awesome Eddie: What? Twitch: These ho-dads are impossible to teach. Especially the one on the end over there. Awesome Eddie: What's that? Awesome Eddie: Oh, no. There's no way, dude. He'd never do it.	What's he saying?
Twitch: He reminded us that there is one dude who could possibly teach you. If you can find him.	Who?
Twitch: His name is Jack Kahuna Laguna. Or JKL, for short. Awesome Eddie and Chip: Amen. Twitch: We say that legend says that JKL was last seen up-river at the Kahmamoku Cove, where every wave is perfect. Patrick: Will there be nachos there?	Thanks again for letting us borrow these surfboards, Twitch.
Twitch: No problem. And just keep following the river straight up until you hit Kahmamoku Cove. Can't miss it.	How far up stream did you say it was?
Twitch: Well, we don't know cause we've never ever been there. Awesome Eddie: We're definitely afraid of this river and wouldn't even set foot in it if you paid us. Twitch: Yeah, interpret that any way you want. Sandy: Oh, where am I? Where is everybody? I'm stranded. SpongeBob, where are you?! ♪I'll make a beeline for the treeline. Getting back to nature always does me good. I'll make a beeline for the treeline, I just can't wait to get back in the woods. And if I need to close my eyes and dream, Of some quite mountain or stream, That's when I make the beeline for the treeline.♪	Could you pull over here? I gotta tie my shoe.
Squidward: Again?!	Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove! JKL! Guys! Guys! I found the Cove!
Squidward: I bet this guy won't even be here. If he's anything like that last group of dirty drop-outs.	Oh, don't worry, Squidward. He'll be here.
Squidward: You've never even seen him!	You've got to stop judging people by the way they look.
Squidward: You're right. Patrick: Look!	It's him!
Squidward: Oh, my-	It's JKL! Hail O great swami of the Gnarly Pounders! We seek audience with thee.
Patrick: Plus, we wanna talk to you.	Will you teach us how to surf, O great one, so we may get back home?
Patrick: Uh... Squidward: Look, surf-boy, are you gonna teach us how to surf, or are we just gonna stand here and stare at you all day? Patrick: I kinda like staring at him.	I've never seen anything more beautiful. Have you, Patrick?
Patrick: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheese cake. JKL: That... was your first lesson. Squidward: What? You call that a lesson? We just stood here and watched you surf for two and a half hours! JKL: Just keep breathing. Mr. Krabs: Look, Cashy! Earrings! Well, Cashy, I guess the Devil's Galley isn't so bad. As long as that Flying Dutchman doesn’t appear and stick us in Davy Jones' Locker! But that won't happen, will it Cashy? Flying Dutchman: Ow! Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman! Flying Dutchman: Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk! Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it. Yah! Don't worry, Cashy! I’ll protect ye!	Isn't Jack Kahuna Laguna the most totally awesome surf guru you've ever met, Squidward?
Squidward: I don't know about you two, but I'd like to get out of here at some point, and if his idea of teaching us is... Squidward: Oh, wonderful.	Quiet, Squidward! I think we're about to receive another lesson.
JKL: Just... keep breathing. Squidward: That's it?! I just wanna go home!	Would it make you feel better if I went and talked to him?
Squidward: Oh, thank you. Thank you, SpongeBob. Well, did you talk to him?	Yup.
Squidward: And?	He said we just have to stare into this fire all night, and the secrets will be revealed.
Squidward: We're gonna be stuck here forever! Sandy: Well, Sandy, using only your bare hands and the resources found on this deserted island, you have not only survived, but thrived. You've built a five star hotel, a steam-powered generator, a car that runs on coconut milk, and even a espresso bar. I almost don't wanna leave. But I miss Bikini Bottom. Now I can find SpongeBob and the gang and fly us right back. Acorn 1 to Tower. Request clearance. Dennis: Roger, Acorn 1. You are clear for take-off. Mr. Krabs: Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman! I didn't mean to spill your groceries! Flying Dutchman: Well, normally, I wouldn't mind, but I'm a little low on cash this month, and I have no way to pay for more. Unless you have some money I can borrow. Mr. Krabs: No, I... Cashy! Please! Cashy is the closest thing to a friend I've ever had! Squidward: Oh, oh. Please tell me you two didn't stare into that fire all night. SpongeBob and Patrick: Okay... Squidward: All right, I'm done! Hey, blondey! Teach me how to surf so I can go home, or I'm gonna... JKL: You obviously didn't stare into the fire all night like your friends over there. JKL: Those dudes are gonna make awesome surfers.	Where's he going?! Come on! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Patrick: Look! He's on top of that big... drinking fountain!	JKL! Is this the next part of our training?
JKL: Uh... SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: JKL: These clouds. They can only mean one thing. Patrick: Increased chance of precipitation? JKL: Yes. Every thousand years or so, the planets align in such a way that a perfect wave is formed.	A perfect wave?
JKL: The world's biggest, fastest, longest, gnarliest, most totally awesome, perfect wave. They call it.... the Big One. Patrick: Hey, that's what they used to call me! JKL: It's probably the only wave big enough for you to ride all the way back to Bikini Bottom. You'll have to catch it, or you'll be stuck here... forever. The Big One is almost upon us. Mr. Krabs: Please! Please, Mr. Dutchman! Let Cashy go! I promise I'll never soil your waters again! Flying Dutchman: Ya promise? Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes. I promise on my dear Aunt Sally's false teeth. Flying Dutchman: Liar! Mr. Krabs: What? Flying Dutchman: Your Aunt Sally doesn't wear false teeth! Mr. Krabs: How do you know? Flying Dutchman: Because I dated her in high school! Mr. Krabs: No! Flying Dutchman: Whoops! Sandy: This weather sure is dangerous! I better be careful! May Day! May Day! I'm goin' down! Repeat: Down! Flying Dutchman: And now, just to make sure this never happens again, I'm gonna send you on a little trip down the- -Ooh ow, ooh ow! Ooh! Mr. Krabs: Uh... where is that, exactly? Sandy: May Day! Mr. Krabs: Oh, all alone again. Cashy! Flying Dutchman: Oh, what the... a tube sock? But that means... Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen!♪ JKL: Get ready, dudes. It's coming.	JKL, thanks for teaching us how to surf.
JKL: Little dude, I didn't teach you anything you didn't already know. Squidward: Here it comes!	Well, JKL, I guess this is good-bye.
JKL: Wait. There's something I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. And one of you... will not return. Squidward: I volunteer SpongeBob.	Keep paddling, Patrick!
Patrick: This wind feels like broken glass mixed with razor blades!	It's... the Big One!
Big One: Ha ha ha ha ha! Patrick: No! Big One: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg! Patrick: Hey, I was gonna eat that!	Patrick, grab on!
Big One: Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!	Hang on, Squidward! This is it!
Patrick: Time for those lessons to pay off! Squidward: Look! That's Mr. Krabs down there! Mr. Krabs: You like it when I comb your hair, don't ya, Cashy?	Mr. Krabs! Hop on or you'll be stuck here forever!
Mr. Krabs: Who said that?	Mr. Krabs! I never even got a chance to tell him that I...
JKL: Looking for this?	JKL! And Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: And Cashy! Cashy!	JKL! No!
Nat: You hear a noise? Lifeguard: Everybody, look! A You-foe! Jimmy-Gus: A spaceman! Harold\Bill: Don't make any funny moves, spaceman! You're not conquering our world without a fight! Sandy: I'm not a spaceman, you dunder-head! It's me, Sandy! SpongeBob's friend. Beach goers: Sandy: Shucks. Now I'll never find SpongeBob and Patrick. Gus: Who? Sandy: My friends. They went surfing and never returned. Gus: Is one of them, like, a little square dude with big teeth? Sandy: You some kinda mind-reader? Gus: No. People: Welcome home!	Hey, Twitch!
Twitch: Grab a guitar, dude! Let's party! Big G: Patrick: I love this song! Mr. Krabs: Squidward: Look!	JKL!
JKL: Just keep breathing. Mr. Krabs: Cashy!	Turn it up, Chip! You know, Patrick, the Jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot to trade jelly secrets. Patrick, look! It's a blue-crested blaster! I've never seen one before! They're really rare. And a speckled squirter! A two fisted Jumper! And a gold-throated stinger!
Gold Throated Singer: La, la, la, la, la, la, la!	Oh, this year's migration is gonna be a big one!
Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob?	Wow. This looks like a job for Ol' Reliable! Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever.
Patrick: Well, I didn't catch a thing with my dumb old net.	Lucky for me, I have Ol' Reliable! Carbon fiber handle, titanium alloy netting and form-fitting silicone grips. Yes, sir, Ol' Reliable is the best net in the world.
Patrick: Wow! I would kill for a net like that! You know, something small like a carrot. But not spiders, they're icky.	Good night, Patrick.
Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob.	Ah, I love jellyfishing. Whoo! Time to get ready for day two of the jellyfish migration. And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net, Ol' Reliable. Ol' Reliable? It's gone!
Gary: Meow?	Oh, right. Pants.
Narrator: One pair of pants later...	Patrick, Ol' Reliable has been stolen! Put one over there, Patrick.
Patrick: I'm all done.	Maybe we should spread out a little.
Johnny: Flash. The jellyfish migration enters it second day of fantastic jellyfishing. We now go live to our reporter on the scene. Perch Perkins: This year's migration is the largest in a century! I feel truly sorry for the poor saps that will miss even one minute of this remarkable event.	Attention, Bikini Bottom, my jellyfishing net has been stolen. I am prepared to offer a large reward for its safe return.
Mr. Krabs: Reward? How much we talkin' about?	12 dollars and... ...38 cents.
Mr. Krabs: I'm on the case. Perch Perkins: Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on.	Oh! Hello? Hello?
Patrick: SpongeBob, did you get your net back?	Oh, get off the line, Patrick. Someone might be trying to call about Ol' Reliable!
Patrick: Oh, sorry. Did you get your net yet?	No, Patrick. Don't call unless you found my net. Hello?!
Patrick: SpongeBob, I found your net!	What?! Really, Patrick?
Patrick: Uhh, oh, not really. I just got lonely.	Oh, I'll never get my net back. I'll just have to accept that Ol' Reliable is gone forever. Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfish net. Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, did you get Ol' Reliable back yet?	No, not yet. Hey, Patrick, wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you had taken my jellyfish net?
Patrick: No.	Yeah, that would be silly. Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present.
Patrick: A present? What is it?	It's a Confess-A-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.
Patrick: Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!	I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.
SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Hi! My name is Confess-A-Bear! Tell me all your secrets. Patrick: Um, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened. SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Oh, maybe you should talk about it. Patrick: Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out. SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Tell Confess-A-Bear! Patrick: I've said too much already. SpongeBob/Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-A-Bear now! Now! Patrick: I accidentally knocked SpongeBob's toothbrush in the toilet and put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-A-Bear? You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-A-Bear?	Patrick, we need to talk.
Patrick: Uh, don't come in! I'm not decent! The house is a mess! There's a radiation leak!	Hmmm... Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off?
Patrick: I'm in here. Be out in a second.	Ol' Reliable! Ah...ha.
Patrick: Hello.	What's in your hand, Patrick?
Patrick: Nothing.	What's in your other hand?
Patrick: Nothing in my other hand.	Well, I gotta go.
Patrick: Okay, bye.	Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable. Would he?
Patrick: I would kill for a net like that!	Have I been best friends with a master thief? I must know for sure. Good morning, Patrick.
Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob.	What are you going to do today, buddy?
Patrick: Eh, nothing.	Well, I'm off to work. See ya later, Patrick.
Patrick: Bye.	Now, we'll just see what sort of nothing you're really up to, Sneaky McSneakyPants.
Narrator: Eight hours later...	Oh, he is good. You never really know a guy until you stare at him for eight hours through high-powered binoculars. Hey, where'd he go?
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. What are you doing?	Uh, you... what the...? What are you doing?
Patrick: Nothing. I just finished. Oh, hey, look. You can see where I was just standing from here. Boy, if you wanted to, you could have spied on me all day from right here. Creepy, huh? Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars?	I don't have any binoculars, see?
Patrick: You're acting weird.	I'm not acting weird! You're acting weird! You're... acting... weird!
Patrick: Okay, bye! Hello! Who are you?	Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean.
Patrick: Oh. No.	Word on the street is that you know where to get quality jellyfishing supplies hmm.
Patrick: What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!	Oh Mr. Star, I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. I will pay one billion dollars for that net.
Patrick: I don't know who you are, but you're not getting this jellyfishing net! I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not for a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar!	Oh, really?
Patrick: You can't have it for any price.	And why not?
Patrick: This means more to me than money. It's my friend SpongeBob's.	A-ha!
Patrick: SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.	Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!
Patrick: Why, SpongeBob, why?! Why would you wear such a scary mustache?	Why did you steal my jellyfishing net?!
Patrick: What?! I'm your best friend!	You were my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief!
Patrick: How could you think that?	Because you said it! You said that it was your friend SpongeBob's!
Patrick: Gift.	What?
Patrick: It's my friend SpongeBob's gift. I made you a new net.	For SpongeBob. You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you! Patrick? What'cha doing, best friend?

Mr. Krabs: Were you talking to me, Squidward?

Mr. Krabs. The f-f...

Mr. Krabs: Good word, boy! Don't sneak up on me like that.

The fan... it...

Mr. Krabs: You're not wearing shoes, lad. You're not going Section 8 on me, are ya?

I was wearing shoes. They... It's so hot, they melted off.

Mr. Krabs: Melted off? Squidward: The fan stopped working. Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Mr. Krabs, you didn't... forget... to pay the power bill again, did you?

Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, fresh off the grill! Frank: Are they free? Mr. Krabs: Yes! Today, they're only three dollars! Each. Frank: Sounds great. But I left my wallet up on the sand. Squidward: I told you! Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

What?

Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Frank: Sandy: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! I love the beach!

Oh, that noise was Sandy.

Sandy: Y'all be careful! Looks like some big waves a-comin'! Squidward: Who are you? Mr. Krabs: Either you buy a patty, or get off me wave! Sandy: Cowabunga! Squidward: What next? Patrick:

Aloha, Patrick!

Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, young feller! How'd you like to be our first customer in over seventeen working days? Patrick: I'd love to! Mr. Krabs: Squidward, show him the menu. Squidward: Patrick: Uh, I can't quite see it from here. I'll just have to climb on board.

Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one Patrick: on-board! Whoa!

Mr. Krabs: Careful! You're gonna capsize us! Patrick: Almost up! Squidward: You idiot! Patrick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeeeeee!

Patrick! Look out!

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing with that seaweed?

Just dragging it around.

Twitch: Hey there, home-dads.

Huh?

Twitch: Welcome to our remote island.

Island?

Squidward: Island? Twitch: That's right, kemo sabe. Island. Although, we sometimes refer to it as an... island.

We were just at Goo Lagoon selling Krabby Patties when this big wave hit us. Now we're on an island?

Twitch: The ocean works in mysterious ways. Awesome Eddie: And waves. Twitch: Mysterious waves. Island wanderers: Om. Patrick: Om.

How did you guys get here?

Twitch: Oh, we've been here since we dropped out of junior college. This is Awesome Eddie, Big G... Chip: Hi. Twitch: Chip, and Silent Stan. Twitch: And I'm Twitch.

Why do they call you Twitch?

Twitch: What?

Never mind. So what did you say this house is made from again?

Twitch: Guano. Squidward: Great.

Well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys, but Mr. Krabs didn't give us the day off. So we gotta get back to Goo Lagoon.

Twitch: Yo, you're miles from the tourist track now, dude. Awesome Eddie: Yeah. The only way back is to surf there.

O-only way.... back... surfing.... Bikini Bottom? Aaaaahhhhhh! I don't know how to surf!

Awesome Eddie: Whoa, chill out, little dude. We can teach you.

Cool!

Narrator: Ah, learning how to surf. To some it comes as easily as eating an ice cream cone on a hot day. Narrator: Others... Narrator: ... to them, it's like eating an ice cream cone... on a cold day. Sometimes, in surfing, it's the approach that's most important. SpongeBob and Patrick: Narrator: And sometimes, it's the retreat. Narrator: Once in a life-time, that perfect wave comes along. Not too big, not too small, and the surfer has to act fast... Twitch: Go! Narrator: ... or he stands to miss the ride of his life.

Hey, Patrick! Wanna see something cool?

Patrick: You bet!

Down here! See? It's a picture of Squidward!

Patrick: Wow. Narrator: But all in all, in life, it's not whether we win or lose, but whether we get totally stoked. SpongeBob and Patrick: Twitch: Well, dudes, I give up. Awesome Eddie: What? Twitch: These ho-dads are impossible to teach. Especially the one on the end over there. Awesome Eddie: What's that? Awesome Eddie: Oh, no. There's no way, dude. He'd never do it.

What's he saying?

Twitch: He reminded us that there is one dude who could possibly teach you. If you can find him.

Who?

Twitch: His name is Jack Kahuna Laguna. Or JKL, for short. Awesome Eddie and Chip: Amen. Twitch: We say that legend says that JKL was last seen up-river at the Kahmamoku Cove, where every wave is perfect. Patrick: Will there be nachos there?

Thanks again for letting us borrow these surfboards, Twitch.

Twitch: No problem. And just keep following the river straight up until you hit Kahmamoku Cove. Can't miss it.

How far up stream did you say it was?

Twitch: Well, we don't know cause we've never ever been there. Awesome Eddie: We're definitely afraid of this river and wouldn't even set foot in it if you paid us. Twitch: Yeah, interpret that any way you want. Sandy: Oh, where am I? Where is everybody? I'm stranded. SpongeBob, where are you?! ♪I'll make a beeline for the treeline. Getting back to nature always does me good. I'll make a beeline for the treeline, I just can't wait to get back in the woods. And if I need to close my eyes and dream, Of some quite mountain or stream, That's when I make the beeline for the treeline.♪

Could you pull over here? I gotta tie my shoe.

Squidward: Again?!

Welcome to Kahmamoku Cove! JKL! Guys! Guys! I found the Cove!

Squidward: I bet this guy won't even be here. If he's anything like that last group of dirty drop-outs.

Oh, don't worry, Squidward. He'll be here.

Squidward: You've never even seen him!

You've got to stop judging people by the way they look.

Squidward: You're right. Patrick: Look!

It's him!

Squidward: Oh, my-

It's JKL! Hail O great swami of the Gnarly Pounders! We seek audience with thee.

Patrick: Plus, we wanna talk to you.

Will you teach us how to surf, O great one, so we may get back home?

Patrick: Uh... Squidward: Look, surf-boy, are you gonna teach us how to surf, or are we just gonna stand here and stare at you all day? Patrick: I kinda like staring at him.

I've never seen anything more beautiful. Have you, Patrick?

Patrick: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheese cake. JKL: That... was your first lesson. Squidward: What? You call that a lesson? We just stood here and watched you surf for two and a half hours! JKL: Just keep breathing. Mr. Krabs: Look, Cashy! Earrings! Well, Cashy, I guess the Devil's Galley isn't so bad. As long as that Flying Dutchman doesn’t appear and stick us in Davy Jones' Locker! But that won't happen, will it Cashy? Flying Dutchman: Ow! Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman! Flying Dutchman: Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk! Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it. Yah! Don't worry, Cashy! I’ll protect ye!

Isn't Jack Kahuna Laguna the most totally awesome surf guru you've ever met, Squidward?

Squidward: I don't know about you two, but I'd like to get out of here at some point, and if his idea of teaching us is... Squidward: Oh, wonderful.

Quiet, Squidward! I think we're about to receive another lesson.

JKL: Just... keep breathing. Squidward: That's it?! I just wanna go home!

Would it make you feel better if I went and talked to him?

Squidward: Oh, thank you. Thank you, SpongeBob. Well, did you talk to him?

Yup.

Squidward: And?

He said we just have to stare into this fire all night, and the secrets will be revealed.

Squidward: We're gonna be stuck here forever! Sandy: Well, Sandy, using only your bare hands and the resources found on this deserted island, you have not only survived, but thrived. You've built a five star hotel, a steam-powered generator, a car that runs on coconut milk, and even a espresso bar. I almost don't wanna leave. But I miss Bikini Bottom. Now I can find SpongeBob and the gang and fly us right back. Acorn 1 to Tower. Request clearance. Dennis: Roger, Acorn 1. You are clear for take-off. Mr. Krabs: Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman! I didn't mean to spill your groceries! Flying Dutchman: Well, normally, I wouldn't mind, but I'm a little low on cash this month, and I have no way to pay for more. Unless you have some money I can borrow. Mr. Krabs: No, I... Cashy! Please! Cashy is the closest thing to a friend I've ever had! Squidward: Oh, oh. Please tell me you two didn't stare into that fire all night. SpongeBob and Patrick: Okay... Squidward: All right, I'm done! Hey, blondey! Teach me how to surf so I can go home, or I'm gonna... JKL: You obviously didn't stare into the fire all night like your friends over there. JKL: Those dudes are gonna make awesome surfers.

Where's he going?! Come on! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Look! He's on top of that big... drinking fountain!

JKL! Is this the next part of our training?

JKL: Uh... SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: JKL: These clouds. They can only mean one thing. Patrick: Increased chance of precipitation? JKL: Yes. Every thousand years or so, the planets align in such a way that a perfect wave is formed.

A perfect wave?

JKL: The world's biggest, fastest, longest, gnarliest, most totally awesome, perfect wave. They call it.... the Big One. Patrick: Hey, that's what they used to call me! JKL: It's probably the only wave big enough for you to ride all the way back to Bikini Bottom. You'll have to catch it, or you'll be stuck here... forever. The Big One is almost upon us. Mr. Krabs: Please! Please, Mr. Dutchman! Let Cashy go! I promise I'll never soil your waters again! Flying Dutchman: Ya promise? Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes. I promise on my dear Aunt Sally's false teeth. Flying Dutchman: Liar! Mr. Krabs: What? Flying Dutchman: Your Aunt Sally doesn't wear false teeth! Mr. Krabs: How do you know? Flying Dutchman: Because I dated her in high school! Mr. Krabs: No! Flying Dutchman: Whoops! Sandy: This weather sure is dangerous! I better be careful! May Day! May Day! I'm goin' down! Repeat: Down! Flying Dutchman: And now, just to make sure this never happens again, I'm gonna send you on a little trip down the- -Ooh ow, ooh ow! Ooh! Mr. Krabs: Uh... where is that, exactly? Sandy: May Day! Mr. Krabs: Oh, all alone again. Cashy! Flying Dutchman: Oh, what the... a tube sock? But that means... Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen!♪ JKL: Get ready, dudes. It's coming.

JKL, thanks for teaching us how to surf.

JKL: Little dude, I didn't teach you anything you didn't already know. Squidward: Here it comes!

Well, JKL, I guess this is good-bye.

JKL: Wait. There's something I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. And one of you... will not return. Squidward: I volunteer SpongeBob.

Keep paddling, Patrick!

Patrick: This wind feels like broken glass mixed with razor blades!

It's... the Big One!

Big One: Ha ha ha ha ha! Patrick: No! Big One: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg! Patrick: Hey, I was gonna eat that!

Patrick, grab on!

Big One: Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hang on, Squidward! This is it!

Patrick: Time for those lessons to pay off! Squidward: Look! That's Mr. Krabs down there! Mr. Krabs: You like it when I comb your hair, don't ya, Cashy?

Mr. Krabs! Hop on or you'll be stuck here forever!

Mr. Krabs: Who said that?

Mr. Krabs! I never even got a chance to tell him that I...

JKL: Looking for this?

JKL! And Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: And Cashy! Cashy!

JKL! No!

Nat: You hear a noise? Lifeguard: Everybody, look! A You-foe! Jimmy-Gus: A spaceman! Harold\Bill: Don't make any funny moves, spaceman! You're not conquering our world without a fight! Sandy: I'm not a spaceman, you dunder-head! It's me, Sandy! SpongeBob's friend. Beach goers: Sandy: Shucks. Now I'll never find SpongeBob and Patrick. Gus: Who? Sandy: My friends. They went surfing and never returned. Gus: Is one of them, like, a little square dude with big teeth? Sandy: You some kinda mind-reader? Gus: No. People: Welcome home!

Hey, Twitch!

Twitch: Grab a guitar, dude! Let's party! Big G: Patrick: I love this song! Mr. Krabs: Squidward: Look!

JKL!

JKL: Just keep breathing. Mr. Krabs: Cashy!

Turn it up, Chip! You know, Patrick, the Jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot to trade jelly secrets. Patrick, look! It's a blue-crested blaster! I've never seen one before! They're really rare. And a speckled squirter! A two fisted Jumper! And a gold-throated stinger!

Gold Throated Singer: La, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Oh, this year's migration is gonna be a big one!

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob?

Wow. This looks like a job for Ol' Reliable! Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever.

Patrick: Well, I didn't catch a thing with my dumb old net.

Lucky for me, I have Ol' Reliable! Carbon fiber handle, titanium alloy netting and form-fitting silicone grips. Yes, sir, Ol' Reliable is the best net in the world.

Patrick: Wow! I would kill for a net like that! You know, something small like a carrot. But not spiders, they're icky.

Good night, Patrick.

Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob.

Ah, I love jellyfishing. Whoo! Time to get ready for day two of the jellyfish migration. And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net, Ol' Reliable. Ol' Reliable? It's gone!

Gary: Meow?

Oh, right. Pants.

Narrator: One pair of pants later...

Patrick, Ol' Reliable has been stolen! Put one over there, Patrick.

Patrick: I'm all done.

Maybe we should spread out a little.

Johnny: Flash. The jellyfish migration enters it second day of fantastic jellyfishing. We now go live to our reporter on the scene. Perch Perkins: This year's migration is the largest in a century! I feel truly sorry for the poor saps that will miss even one minute of this remarkable event.

Attention, Bikini Bottom, my jellyfishing net has been stolen. I am prepared to offer a large reward for its safe return.

Mr. Krabs: Reward? How much we talkin' about?

12 dollars and... ...38 cents.

Mr. Krabs: I'm on the case. Perch Perkins: Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on.

Oh! Hello? Hello?

Patrick: SpongeBob, did you get your net back?

Oh, get off the line, Patrick. Someone might be trying to call about Ol' Reliable!

Patrick: Oh, sorry. Did you get your net yet?

No, Patrick. Don't call unless you found my net. Hello?!

Patrick: SpongeBob, I found your net!

What?! Really, Patrick?

Patrick: Uhh, oh, not really. I just got lonely.

Oh, I'll never get my net back. I'll just have to accept that Ol' Reliable is gone forever. Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfish net. Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, did you get Ol' Reliable back yet?

No, not yet. Hey, Patrick, wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you had taken my jellyfish net?

Patrick: No.

Yeah, that would be silly. Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present.

Patrick: A present? What is it?

It's a Confess-A-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.

Patrick: Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!

I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.

SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Hi! My name is Confess-A-Bear! Tell me all your secrets. Patrick: Um, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened. SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Oh, maybe you should talk about it. Patrick: Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out. SpongeBob/Confess-A-Bear: Tell Confess-A-Bear! Patrick: I've said too much already. SpongeBob/Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-A-Bear now! Now! Patrick: I accidentally knocked SpongeBob's toothbrush in the toilet and put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-A-Bear? You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-A-Bear?

Patrick, we need to talk.

Patrick: Uh, don't come in! I'm not decent! The house is a mess! There's a radiation leak!

Hmmm... Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off?

Patrick: I'm in here. Be out in a second.

Ol' Reliable! Ah...ha.

Patrick: Hello.

What's in your hand, Patrick?

Patrick: Nothing.

What's in your other hand?

Patrick: Nothing in my other hand.

Well, I gotta go.

Patrick: Okay, bye.

Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable. Would he?

Patrick: I would kill for a net like that!

Have I been best friends with a master thief? I must know for sure. Good morning, Patrick.

Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob.

What are you going to do today, buddy?

Patrick: Eh, nothing.

Well, I'm off to work. See ya later, Patrick.

Patrick: Bye.

Now, we'll just see what sort of nothing you're really up to, Sneaky McSneakyPants.

Narrator: Eight hours later...

Oh, he is good. You never really know a guy until you stare at him for eight hours through high-powered binoculars. Hey, where'd he go?

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. What are you doing?

Uh, you... what the...? What are you doing?

Patrick: Nothing. I just finished. Oh, hey, look. You can see where I was just standing from here. Boy, if you wanted to, you could have spied on me all day from right here. Creepy, huh? Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars?

I don't have any binoculars, see?

Patrick: You're acting weird.

I'm not acting weird! You're acting weird! You're... acting... weird!

Patrick: Okay, bye! Hello! Who are you?

Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean.

Patrick: Oh. No.

Word on the street is that you know where to get quality jellyfishing supplies hmm.

Patrick: What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!

Oh Mr. Star, I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. I will pay one billion dollars for that net.

Patrick: I don't know who you are, but you're not getting this jellyfishing net! I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not for a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar!

Oh, really?

Patrick: You can't have it for any price.

And why not?

Patrick: This means more to me than money. It's my friend SpongeBob's.

A-ha!

Patrick: SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.

Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!

Patrick: Why, SpongeBob, why?! Why would you wear such a scary mustache?

Why did you steal my jellyfishing net?!

Patrick: What?! I'm your best friend!

You were my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief!

Patrick: How could you think that?

Because you said it! You said that it was your friend SpongeBob's!

Patrick: Gift.

What?

Patrick: It's my friend SpongeBob's gift. I made you a new net.

For SpongeBob. You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you! Patrick? What'cha doing, best friend?