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I am so done with Twitter . < Everyone on here just seems to believe > that Trump is kidnapping kids throwing them in cages . Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . < And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people > they disagree with
And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people
Everyone on here just seems to believe
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I am so done with Twitter . Everyone on here just seems to believe < that Trump is kidnapping kids > throwing them in cages . Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people < they disagree with >
they disagree with
that Trump is kidnapping kids
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I am so done with Twitter . Everyone on here just seems to believe that Trump is kidnapping kids throwing them in cages . < Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . > And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people < they disagree with >
they disagree with
Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency .
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The Xmas [USER] I want to see : < Christmas in Staten Island . > When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . Despite zits , overweight , < and having to lie near the space heater , > they fall in love .
and having to lie near the space heater ,
Christmas in Staten Island .
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The Xmas [USER] I want to see : Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , < Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . > Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , < they fall in love . >
they fall in love .
Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain .
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The Xmas [USER] I want to see : Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . < Despite zits , overweight , > and having to lie near the space heater , < they fall in love . >
they fall in love .
Despite zits , overweight ,
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LMAO mine was’ real aeroplane’ [USER] < Wat was Ur best toy > when u were a kid ... *mine < was’ real’ gun > *’
was’ real’ gun
Wat was Ur best toy
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3_55903
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , < go undefeated , > draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think < that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , > but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
that somehow the former and latter would cancel out ,
go undefeated ,
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3_55913
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , < draft the best deck of your life , > < lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think > that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think
draft the best deck of your life ,
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Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , < lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think > that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , < but they do n’t . > Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
but they do n’t .
lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think
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3_55920
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , < lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think > that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . < Maybe I’d feel better > if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
Maybe I’d feel better
lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think
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3_55921
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , < lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think > that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better < if it had happened in the opposite order ? > 🤔
if it had happened in the opposite order ?
lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think
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Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think < that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , > < but they do n’t . > Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
but they do n’t .
that somehow the former and latter would cancel out ,
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3_55923
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think < that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , > but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better < if it had happened in the opposite order ? > 🤔
if it had happened in the opposite order ?
that somehow the former and latter would cancel out ,
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’ Applause has sold 10 < million copies within > 19 < hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ... >
hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ...
million copies within
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3_55941
< My fears keep from wanting to travel > and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t . I just feel scared . < Ca n’t control it . >
Ca n’t control it .
My fears keep from wanting to travel
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< Forgot I was’ > < playing’ Tweeria >
playing’ Tweeria
Forgot I was’
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< How to have a great holiday weekend - Celebrate our freedoms , > Celebrate our friends , Celebrate the planet , < and’ be careful out there’ >
and’ be careful out there’
How to have a great holiday weekend - Celebrate our freedoms ,
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< #ItsAwkwardWhen > you trip & in your head your like’ oh yeah no one saw : < D’ & then there’s someone with a quirky smile > saying’ I saw that ; D’
D’ & then there’s someone with a quirky smile
#ItsAwkwardWhen
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#ItsAwkwardWhen < you trip & in your head your like’ oh yeah no one saw : > < D’ & then there’s someone with a quirky smile > saying’ I saw that ; D’
D’ & then there’s someone with a quirky smile
you trip & in your head your like’ oh yeah no one saw :
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< Thursdays are my’ this day is ridiculous > < so I’m gon na reward myself with food multiple times’ days >
so I’m gon na reward myself with food multiple times’ days
Thursdays are my’ this day is ridiculous
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< Only songs > < I heard on this one > was’ BAG OF MONEY’
I heard on this one
Only songs
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< Wednesday is always in the’ middle’ of everything > it must be the day of drama < haha do nt hold on2yesterday for tomorrow is far more important >
haha do nt hold on2yesterday for tomorrow is far more important
Wednesday is always in the’ middle’ of everything
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LEADERSHIP TALK : < You can never receive the missing information > < you need > to excel , if you think you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor you need!nnREAL PROTEGE TALK THERE !
you need
You can never receive the missing information
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LEADERSHIP TALK : < You can never receive the missing information > you need < to excel , > if you think you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor you need!nnREAL PROTEGE TALK THERE !
to excel ,
You can never receive the missing information
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< #IfWeDate > < you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF > ***** pics wit anutha dude unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’
you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF
#IfWeDate
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< #IfWeDate > you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF ***** pics wit anutha dude < unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! > And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’
unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father !
#IfWeDate
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#IfWeDate < you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF > ***** < pics wit anutha dude > unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’
pics wit anutha dude
you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF
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#IfWeDate you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF ***** < pics wit anutha dude > < unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! > And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’
unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father !
pics wit anutha dude
C
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I mean every week [USER] the right this week : < the left are a bunch of bullies > < and obama is just like hitler ” >
and obama is just like hitler ”
the left are a bunch of bullies
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< Some years , it’s all it’s not even September yet , > 2020 < is just > *sighs* yeah , start throwing pumpkin spice in everything now , why the hell not .
is just
Some years , it’s all it’s not even September yet ,
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Some years , it’s all it’s not even September yet , 2020 is just *sighs* < yeah , > start throwing pumpkin spice in everything now , < why the hell not . >
why the hell not .
yeah ,
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It takes a < 6’3 >’ dude to play 80’s music < and have no one give you shit >
and have no one give you shit
6’3
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BREAKING : unnamed’ rape’ victim of Winston comes forward to admit it was completely consensual < and she’s a lying whore > < #HeWonEVERYTHING >
#HeWonEVERYTHING
and she’s a lying whore
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:-) [USER] I knew I loved him the moment he told me < stop rushing > < we have the rest of our lives > to do everything together’
we have the rest of our lives
stop rushing
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<’ At first I wondered > if he was abusively whacking my head . < Then I realized > he was trying to help cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom
Then I realized
’ At first I wondered
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’ At first I wondered < if he was abusively whacking my head . > Then I realized < he was trying to help > cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom
he was trying to help
if he was abusively whacking my head .
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’ At first I wondered if he was abusively whacking my head . Then I realized < he was trying to help > < cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom >
cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom
he was trying to help
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Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks < to see > < who closes > **sees its the person who cucked me today*nYeah . 12a to 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS
who closes
to see
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Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks to see < who closes > **sees < its the person > who cucked me today*nYeah . 12a to 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS
its the person
who closes
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Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . < But in > 1927 , there was not time to waste . < He had > borrowed 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
He had
But in
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Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . < But in > 1927 , there was not time to waste . He had < borrowed > 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
borrowed
But in
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Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . But in 1927 < , there was not time to waste . > < He had > borrowed 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
He had
, there was not time to waste .
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Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . But in 1927 < , there was not time to waste . > He had < borrowed > 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
borrowed
, there was not time to waste .
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Hey , good news . < you do n’t have to read all the drivel > that is Hillbilly Elegy , < the first three chapters are FANTASTIC > and show the arc of migration from Kentucky to manufacturing towns and that decline . nnThe rest is crap .
the first three chapters are FANTASTIC
you do n’t have to read all the drivel
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NEED : a 5ish x < 7ish >’ area’ rug that looks ok cool < and is n’t where your dog was potty trained . > I live in Pasadena .
and is n’t where your dog was potty trained .
7ish
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< The thumbsticks are spaced nicely , > < d - pad is less’ spongy’ > and overall I walked away pretty damn impressed .
d - pad is less’ spongy’
The thumbsticks are spaced nicely ,
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< If you are willing to quit a relationship ... over > 1 arguement ... < you never wanted to be in that relationship ... >’ The Raw Truth’
you never wanted to be in that relationship ...
If you are willing to quit a relationship ... over
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< This is blasphemy [USER] > < [USER] LeBron is the best basketball player > ever to touch a basketball’
[USER] LeBron is the best basketball player
This is blasphemy [USER]
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SAF : <’ The rampaging Fletcher of old has gone > but I’m sure he’ll be a success in a better - paced role < when he is back .’ > #MUFC
when he is back .’
’ The rampaging Fletcher of old has gone
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< Why does the’ take me home tonight > I do n’t wanna let u go < till we see the light’ song remind me of u [USER] ? ? >
till we see the light’ song remind me of u [USER] ? ?
Why does the’ take me home tonight
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< We want more . > We want more . [USER] How about these downpours ? ! ? Yikes . < #EnoughAlready#SoggyJuly” >
#EnoughAlready#SoggyJuly”
We want more .
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< Watched through the new FLCL seasons > finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . < Then I turned on the original season > and it was like oooooh , yea this is MUCH better . The original just has a ton of soul and originality that felt lacking in the sequels .
Then I turned on the original season
Watched through the new FLCL seasons
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Watched through the new FLCL seasons finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . < Then I turned on the original season > and it was like oooooh , yea this is MUCH better . The original just has a ton of soul and originality < that felt lacking in the sequels . >
that felt lacking in the sequels .
Then I turned on the original season
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< I hate > < when my company comes over > and my mom tells me I have to change from my shorts to’ long pants’ . #seriously#browngirlproblems
when my company comes over
I hate
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< I am so over this’ swag’ thing . > < Can we make’ gentleman’ cool again ? >
Can we make’ gentleman’ cool again ?
I am so over this’ swag’ thing .
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3_56415
this little boy jump on the corner at my job < and his mama was like > < oh ignore him > he always does that AHT AHT he need to get his ass down off my corner before I whoop him myself 🤣
oh ignore him
and his mama was like
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this little boy jump on the corner at my job and his mama was like < oh ignore him > < he always does that > AHT AHT he need to get his ass down off my corner before I whoop him myself 🤣
he always does that
oh ignore him
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this little boy jump on the corner at my job and his mama was like < oh ignore him > he always does that < AHT AHT > he need to get his ass down off my corner before I whoop him myself 🤣
AHT AHT
oh ignore him
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this little boy jump on the corner at my job and his mama was like oh ignore him < he always does that > AHT AHT he need to get his ass down off my corner < before I whoop him myself > 🤣
before I whoop him myself
he always does that
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infections on campus and we’ll have to return to all online , < pretending > < that this isn’t the case > is a clear and simple money grab . Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , student fees should be removed , and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
that this isn’t the case
pretending
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infections on campus and we’ll have to return to all online , pretending < that this isn’t the case > < is a clear and simple money grab . > Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , student fees should be removed , and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
is a clear and simple money grab .
that this isn’t the case
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infections on campus and we’ll have to return to all online , pretending that this isn’t the case is a clear and simple money grab . < Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , > < student fees should be removed , > and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
student fees should be removed ,
Everyone should be charged in - state tuition ,
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infections on campus and we’ll have to return to all online , pretending that this isn’t the case is a clear and simple money grab . Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , < student fees should be removed , > and the administration needs to say now < before students begin ... >
before students begin ...
student fees should be removed ,
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3_56469
< That Dream I Had Was So Real . > It Beyond Freaked Me Out & in My Mimi Voice’ Scared Me To The Core’ Took HR & Its 132 < out of Dead Sleep >
out of Dead Sleep
That Dream I Had Was So Real .
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3_56474
nbcsn premier league You are killing your loyal viewers . Where is Robbie Mustoe ? Get rid of Tim Howard . < He is drab , > and can barely string a sentence together . < You are a sinking ship , > and have destroyed PL mornings . F Comcast.nF Peacock . F nbcsn .
You are a sinking ship ,
He is drab ,
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3_56514
<’ Love is when I ca nt pay attention in class > < because I’m too busy writing my first name with his last name .’ >
because I’m too busy writing my first name with his last name .’
’ Love is when I ca nt pay attention in class
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3_56534
So you always blow me off , < get mad > when I do nt invite you , < do nt give a shit about me , > never invite me anywhere anymore . Fuck you’ bestfriend’
do nt give a shit about me ,
get mad
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3_56544
So you always blow me off , < get mad > when I do nt invite you , do nt give a shit about me , never invite me anywhere anymore . < Fuck you’ bestfriend’ >
Fuck you’ bestfriend’
get mad
C
3_56546
The Tweetable Proust : < But we read the newspapers in the same way > < as we love , blindfolded . > We do not attempt to understand the facts .
as we love , blindfolded .
But we read the newspapers in the same way
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The Tweetable Proust : < But we read the newspapers in the same way > as we love , blindfolded . < We do not attempt to understand the facts . >
We do not attempt to understand the facts .
But we read the newspapers in the same way
N
3_56593
< I love it > when shit can can flipped , < but like I was told INDIRECTLY , >’ It’s whatever .’
but like I was told INDIRECTLY ,
I love it
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3_56596
This white boy askin me’ have you heard of ... <’ But it be shit > < he made up > so then he’s forced to explain the shit to me
he made up
’ But it be shit
C
3_56601
Today in the hall , a random girl stopped me < and said >’ I pass you everyday and you’re always smiling . It make my day .’ I died 😍☺ <’ I died >
’ I died
and said
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Today in the hall , a random girl stopped me and said’ I pass you everyday and you’re always smiling . It make my day .’ <’ I died > < 😍☺ >
😍☺
’ I died
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3_56610
I almost want to say when someone keep talking for half an hour in my ears < & I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ . > < Its my turn now ... >
Its my turn now ...
& I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ .
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LOOOOOL [USER]’ You do n’t mess with a woman < that bleeds for a week > < and does n’t die’ omg lmao ” >
and does n’t die’ omg lmao ”
that bleeds for a week
C
3_56634
< How many times will the police be nice to black children for propaganda > < just so that in a couple years they can see that same child as a violent threat >
just so that in a couple years they can see that same child as a violent threat
How many times will the police be nice to black children for propaganda
C
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< need someone > to tell me how females expect dudes to respect females when they do nt respect each other .... < erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla >
erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla
need someone
C
3_56639
Why , I think this is right . [USER] < the only things > < that are’ ulterior’ are motives >
that are’ ulterior’ are motives
the only things
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3_56666
< Why do we have to call it’ Canadian Bacon’ ? > < Sometimes a ham is just a ham . >
Sometimes a ham is just a ham .
Why do we have to call it’ Canadian Bacon’ ?
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3_56724
< Everytime thus fool text me > and I see the’ Watching u eat wit that nigga !’ It reminds me to leave him alone < cause he’s cray lol >
cause he’s cray lol
Everytime thus fool text me
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Everytime thus fool text me and I see the’ Watching u eat wit that nigga !’ <’ It reminds me to leave him alone > < cause he’s cray lol >
cause he’s cray lol
’ It reminds me to leave him alone
C
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It is a common human condition < to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . > We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 < ways > and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
ways
to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives .
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways < and does not fulfil them in > 5 , < we take the the > 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
we take the the
and does not fulfil them in
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , < we take the the > 95 for granted and feel unhappy < that He has not deemed fit > to grant us the 5
that He has not deemed fit
we take the the
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 < for granted > and feel unhappy < that He has not deemed fit > to grant us the 5
that He has not deemed fit
for granted
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3_56776
It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted < and feel unhappy > that He has not deemed fit < to grant us the > 5
to grant us the
and feel unhappy
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy < that He has not deemed fit > < to grant us the > 5
to grant us the
that He has not deemed fit
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best line : <’ you cuttin up your face > < then you sew it back up !’ >
then you sew it back up !’
’ you cuttin up your face
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3_56787
Seems the anti - work crowd on here are the ones who already benefit from the pillaging of the global south , consistent with their colonialist mentalities . < Yt people have alot of fucking work to do > to understand < that the whole idea of non - work stems from white supremacy >
that the whole idea of non - work stems from white supremacy
Yt people have alot of fucking work to do
C
3_56809
Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround < to control the unit > via #SmartThings or another app / site / service , < since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . > No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒
since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement .
to control the unit
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Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround to control the unit via #SmartThings < or another app / site / service , > since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . < No way I’m paying > 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒
No way I’m paying
or another app / site / service ,
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Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround to control the unit via #SmartThings or another app / site / service , < since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . > No way I’m paying 5 $ a month < to control my A / C. > 😒
to control my A / C.
since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement .
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< That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier . > I did n’t even realize I was stealing from my mama purse < until she paused my music .’ > 0_O
until she paused my music .’
That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier .
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I text her back < and tell her > it’s [USER] She Text Me All Day And Night So Pissed Off < She Ai n’t Even Spelling Shit Right ..’ >
She Ai n’t Even Spelling Shit Right ..’
and tell her
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< Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers > I have 419 < following and > 10 followers , am most likely a bot , and i m going to say some racist bullshit followed by something extremely stupid
following and
Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers
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Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers I have 419 following and 10 < followers , > am most likely a bot , < and i m going to say some racist bullshit > followed by something extremely stupid
and i m going to say some racist bullshit
followers ,
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Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers I have 419 following and 10 followers , < am most likely a bot , > and i m going to say some racist bullshit < followed by something extremely stupid >
followed by something extremely stupid
am most likely a bot ,
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< From a trying to do normal , > everyday things standpoint , < it is so difficult being a foreigner > trying to live in the US . I’m close to breaking point to be honest . It was so easy in Canada .
it is so difficult being a foreigner
From a trying to do normal ,
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