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I told Shyheim < when he live for work me and kyler do not move > 🤣🤣🤣 < he talking about I can tell the house be the same > when i come back home 😂😂😂😂 nigga do nt do us
he talking about I can tell the house be the same
when he live for work me and kyler do not move
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< Working at trh makes me want to slam my head through a brick wall . > < Money nice tho :/ >
Money nice tho :/
Working at trh makes me want to slam my head through a brick wall .
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Watched the Disney Family Sing Along special and cried < when the HSM cast sang > We’re All In This Together ... incase anyone was wondering how I’m doing < 🤷🏽‍♀️ >
🤷🏽‍♀️
when the HSM cast sang
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Watched the Disney Family Sing Along special and cried when the HSM cast sang We’re All In This Together ... < incase anyone was wondering > how I’m doing < 🤷🏽‍♀️ >
🤷🏽‍♀️
incase anyone was wondering
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Watched the Disney Family Sing Along special and cried when the HSM cast sang We’re All In This Together ... incase anyone was wondering < how I’m doing > < 🤷🏽‍♀️ >
🤷🏽‍♀️
how I’m doing
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< Why did i take a long nap in the middle of the day > < 🤦🏻‍♀️ > I’m going to be up all night now
🤦🏻‍♀️
Why did i take a long nap in the middle of the day
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Why did i take a long nap in the middle of the day < 🤦🏻‍♀️ > < I’m going to be up all night now >
I’m going to be up all night now
🤦🏻‍♀️
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< I Un - friend - ed that bitch’ oh I ca n’t stop thinking about him : > < (’ go volunteer or something >
(’ go volunteer or something
I Un - friend - ed that bitch’ oh I ca n’t stop thinking about him :
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<’ Some love stories are n’t epic novels . > < Some are short stories > but that does n’t make them any less filled w/ love .’
Some are short stories
’ Some love stories are n’t epic novels .
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< Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw > ow we roll baeby [USER] Bt his ryt .. < Am too innocent & sweet > 4 dat
Am too innocent & sweet
Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw
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< I was n’t feeling her > < so I was like’ let’s move on’ eh . > I’m about to start the trend haha . [USER]
so I was like’ let’s move on’ eh .
I was n’t feeling her
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3_54170
I wish I knew < where all these’ hoes’ > that I have are cause < I do n’t see them > 😒
I do n’t see them
where all these’ hoes’
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I wish I knew where all these’ hoes’ < that I have are cause > < I do n’t see them > 😒
I do n’t see them
that I have are cause
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< If it turns out > that my best wasn’t good enough , at least I won’t look back and say < that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan >
that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
If it turns out
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If it turns out < that my best wasn’t good enough , > < at least I won’t look back > and say that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
at least I won’t look back
that my best wasn’t good enough ,
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If it turns out that my best wasn’t good enough , < at least I won’t look back > < and say > that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
and say
at least I won’t look back
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< the prettiest girl swear > they’re’ forever alone’ shut up . you’re begging for guys to talk to you < & when we do you ignore us . >
& when we do you ignore us .
the prettiest girl swear
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3_54207
Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until 2011 < because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . > Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there < i spent a few years there > floundering about
i spent a few years there
because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed .
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3_54241
Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until 2011 because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there < i spent a few years there > < floundering about >
floundering about
i spent a few years there
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<’ I’ve had just about enough of this’ ... > Phill sit down < before I tell your wife > what you did in the strip club ! !’ okay 😔’
before I tell your wife
’ I’ve had just about enough of this’ ...
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< My blackberry is doing that’ reset’ thing again . ugh . > < Way to start Monday . >
Way to start Monday .
My blackberry is doing that’ reset’ thing again . ugh .
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3_54273
niggas on Maury be hitting < they dance > < when Maury read’ Dre you are ... NOT the father’ >
when Maury read’ Dre you are ... NOT the father’
they dance
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<’ Ouhhh nahh Jaide you got ta get her ... > < i m sorry > she got you ... You still my bitch doe’ ahahhahaa omg thas the funniest shit ever
i m sorry
’ Ouhhh nahh Jaide you got ta get her ...
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<’ Ouhhh nahh Jaide you got ta get her ... > i m sorry < she got you ... > You still my bitch doe’ ahahhahaa omg thas the funniest shit ever
she got you ...
’ Ouhhh nahh Jaide you got ta get her ...
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< Oh no . I’m at that phase of’ fucked - up drunk’ > where it sounds like a good ideas < to just eat the peanut butter straight from the jar . >
to just eat the peanut butter straight from the jar .
Oh no . I’m at that phase of’ fucked - up drunk’
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Oh no . I’m at that phase of’ fucked - up drunk’ < where it sounds like a good ideas > < to just eat the peanut butter straight from the jar . >
to just eat the peanut butter straight from the jar .
where it sounds like a good ideas
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< Fox could only sigh sadly , > < he knew > that his driver was right but over sleeping bothered him so he came up with a plan . Yes that’ll work . ! He would beam , once he left the shed to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part 2
he knew
Fox could only sigh sadly ,
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< This fool just said’ we comorlete opposites . > I m a thug and you a square < but we have so much in common’ lmbo >
but we have so much in common’ lmbo
This fool just said’ we comorlete opposites .
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3_54447
imagine 3racha making a comeback with a mixtape called fuck jype < for not treating their artists equally > and then the jyp nation leaves jype to make their own label < where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution , > and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ?
where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution ,
for not treating their artists equally
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imagine 3racha making a comeback with a mixtape called fuck jype for not treating their artists equally < and then the jyp nation leaves jype > to make their own label where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution , < and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ? >
and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ?
and then the jyp nation leaves jype
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drunk Virginia just looked up at a bird < that was cawing > and said’ fuck you bird’ < i think its bedtime >
i think its bedtime
that was cawing
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3_54483
drunk Virginia just looked up at a bird that was cawing < and said >’ fuck you bird’ < i think its bedtime >
i think its bedtime
and said
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<’ Stop being so cute > it’s gon na make me puke .’ newline < Ohhh [USER] you creative thing you . >
Ohhh [USER] you creative thing you .
’ Stop being so cute
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<’ do n’t cut your bangs tomorrow > < because YO fucking LO .’ you got it cassidy >
because YO fucking LO .’ you got it cassidy
’ do n’t cut your bangs tomorrow
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< To say , > I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , < I do n’t speak any words of English . > Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
I do n’t speak any words of English .
To say ,
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , < I do n’t speak any words of English . > Lies always contradict , < character matters at every level of society . > We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
character matters at every level of society .
I do n’t speak any words of English .
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< Listen i’m just going to say it ... > nnThe longer this goes with quality control checks .... < the more its looking like one of two options .. > either its being rigged ( I hate saying that ) orrrr .... the IDP fucked up so badly that this is a shit show .... #IowaCaucuses
the more its looking like one of two options ..
Listen i’m just going to say it ...
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on The Wire < when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ >’ i always thought < they meant CD burners > for making mixtapes
they meant CD burners
when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’
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on The Wire < when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ >’ i always thought they meant CD burners < for making mixtapes >
for making mixtapes
when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’
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< In The Help , nWhat if you do n’t like what I got to say about white people ? , > Aibileen nThis is n’t about me [ a white woman]. < It does n’t matter how I feel , > EugeniannThis was a perfect example of a white woman using her privilege in the 60’s to speak on racial injustices
It does n’t matter how I feel ,
In The Help , nWhat if you do n’t like what I got to say about white people ? ,
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’ i’ve always wanted to be a wizard !’’ <’ i’ve wanted to be a mermaid .’’ a mermaid ? > < are you flippin’ crazy ! ?’ >
are you flippin’ crazy ! ?’
’ i’ve wanted to be a mermaid .’’ a mermaid ?
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< do n’t assume > someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . < usually they put in hard work > to look good . ask how they train !
usually they put in hard work
do n’t assume
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If I ever got #CatFished whenever I came to pick you up for our’ First Date’ and I saw you were n’t who you said < you were I’d drive off ! > < SAP >
SAP
you were I’d drive off !
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< not sure > < that that’s a good thing ... > [USER] :’ Nobody music sound like mines ..’
that that’s a good thing ...
not sure
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’ That was heavy duty the way your father fell out of that coffin . < He was like’ BLAH !’ > < & I was like’ DAAAMN !’’ Hahaha ( : > #deathatafuneral
& I was like’ DAAAMN !’’ Hahaha ( :
He was like’ BLAH !’
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize the thing I was really excited about and proud of is something I totally screwed up and need to do again < to fix it . > < Deflated does n’t seem sufficient . >
Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
to fix it .
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Alicia never got played . [USER] < Swizz played both of them . > < The end .’ >
The end .’
Swizz played both of them .
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Lets face it , < people do n’t hate > 1D because’ they are jealous’ . < They hate them > because of the fans ! ..
They hate them
people do n’t hate
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Maybe it’s just me , < but I ca n’t deal with u > < nor have the time > for u if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality and have to be sneaking ✋😔
nor have the time
but I ca n’t deal with u
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Maybe it’s just me , < but I ca n’t deal with u > nor have the time for u < if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality > and have to be sneaking ✋😔
if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality
but I ca n’t deal with u
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Blessed are those who give < without remembering . > < And blessed are those > who take without forgetting .
And blessed are those
without remembering .
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When my hunni told me abt ur tattoo he said < u were getting >’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha ! < He was n’t [USER] >
He was n’t [USER]
u were getting
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< I had a nigga > that went through my phone everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it I was somebody < he did n’t take’ serious’ >
he did n’t take’ serious’
I had a nigga
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I had a nigga that went through my phone < everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it > I was somebody < he did n’t take’ serious’ >
he did n’t take’ serious’
everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it
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< sorry twitter i m just in a cranky ass mood > because anthony called to argue at 7 fucking AM < and louis txted me > saying’ never’ never to what ? !
and louis txted me
sorry twitter i m just in a cranky ass mood
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sorry twitter i m just in a cranky ass mood < because anthony called to argue at > 7 fucking AM and louis txted me < saying’ never’ never to what ? ! >
saying’ never’ never to what ? !
because anthony called to argue at
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’ Loosens tie’ um mam I’ve been in this game for far too long . I’ve seen it all < and I know what I need > < ... I’m not anybody’s savior .. >
... I’m not anybody’s savior ..
and I know what I need
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In the pursuit of making strong female characters , < writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , > < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
while not realizing
writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings ,
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< people are so used to the whole’ if its meant to be it’ll be’ > < and they forget > that things worth having actually take work and sacrifice
and they forget
people are so used to the whole’ if its meant to be it’ll be’
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< So I look up tickets for [USER]’s Anaheim show > and there’s no search results for floor tickets . < Damn my’ pit - only’ standards ! >
Damn my’ pit - only’ standards !
So I look up tickets for [USER]’s Anaheim show
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< Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? ! > Really nigga ! Yeah that makes you look like a’ thug nigga’ . Yeah I’m glad < I dodged yo drunk ass . >
I dodged yo drunk ass .
Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? !
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3_55142
I get mad < when I kiss somebody > < and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid . > I keep doing it til it sounds cute .
and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid .
when I kiss somebody
D
3_55153
< Schools do n’t have a way > 2 make a profit < & reinvest in the’ company .’ > #edchat
& reinvest in the’ company .’
Schools do n’t have a way
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< God is not the bandage > we place on the wound of our unknowing . < God is the wound.nn > [USER]
God is the wound.nn
God is not the bandage
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3_55189
< Ugh I just wanna leave > who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving < u do n’t have to feed me > I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’
u do n’t have to feed me
Ugh I just wanna leave
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3_55205
< Ugh I just wanna leave > who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving u do n’t have to feed me < I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’ >
I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’
Ugh I just wanna leave
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< Biden win - Cap Gains selling begins & Election contested- Trump wins - Mass revolts from half USA and election held up > while absentee votes counted / Election contested- Tough to gain much insight < as to what market SHOULD do under either - But clean cut victory resolves uncertainty >
as to what market SHOULD do under either - But clean cut victory resolves uncertainty
Biden win - Cap Gains selling begins & Election contested- Trump wins - Mass revolts from half USA and election held up
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< It absolutely breaks my heart to see > friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible and say < its to prevent piracy . > nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this and you’ve done nothing .
its to prevent piracy .
It absolutely breaks my heart to see
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It absolutely breaks my heart to see < friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible > and say < its to prevent piracy . > nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this and you’ve done nothing .
its to prevent piracy .
friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible
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3_55293
It absolutely breaks my heart to see friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible < and say > its to prevent piracy . nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this < and you’ve done nothing . >
and you’ve done nothing .
and say
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3_55298
< I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck > < and Do n’t take a picture , > your camera will break 😐 shits funny lol
and Do n’t take a picture ,
I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck
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3_55363
So , I looked up < to speak to wife > as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
to speak to wife
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3_55390
So , I looked up to speak to wife < as I was typing my name at the end of an email . > < nThought I hit Shift+A , > then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
nThought I hit Shift+A ,
as I was typing my name at the end of an email .
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3_55391
So , I looked up to speak to wife < as I was typing my name at the end of an email . > nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
as I was typing my name at the end of an email .
C
3_55392
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . < nThought I hit Shift+A , > then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen < and saw > that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
and saw
nThought I hit Shift+A ,
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3_55395
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . < nThought I hit Shift+A , > then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen and saw < that despite there being meer on the screen , > my email was niks meer nie .
that despite there being meer on the screen ,
nThought I hit Shift+A ,
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3_55396
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > and saw < that despite there being meer on the screen , > my email was niks meer nie .
that despite there being meer on the screen ,
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
N
3_55398
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , < my email was niks meer nie . >
my email was niks meer nie .
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
N
3_55399
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant without needing a Headspace account or to pay , < just say meditate with headspace > to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one < without prompts . >
without prompts .
just say meditate with headspace
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3_55437
LMFAO Kenn took an ugly pic of me < & I told her to delete ... > She was like Well bitch < that’s how you look >
that’s how you look
& I told her to delete ...
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3_55457
< To much Twilight Saga New Moon ikeep sayn’ My kung fu is strong’ &’ Doubting your mad skills’ > <’ Should stop be4 istart callin dumb girls Bella >
’ Should stop be4 istart callin dumb girls Bella
To much Twilight Saga New Moon ikeep sayn’ My kung fu is strong’ &’ Doubting your mad skills’
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3_55459
< Does anyone know any songs with the word’ Tuesday’ or’ Thursday’ in the title ? > < I have no access to iTunes right now ... >
I have no access to iTunes right now ...
Does anyone know any songs with the word’ Tuesday’ or’ Thursday’ in the title ?
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3_55482
I always like those’ TBH’ things < that people post an > < i never get any .__. >
i never get any .__.
that people post an
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3_55513
< Bestie has me up > watching’ Martian Child’ < and I just dropped a tear .. :( >
and I just dropped a tear .. :(
Bestie has me up
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3_55517
< Welp . > Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . < We tried to pre - order , sold out by > 7 am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
We tried to pre - order , sold out by
Welp .
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3_55520
Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , < we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . > We tried to pre - order , sold out by 7 am the first day . < I tried calling big box stores , > they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
I tried calling big box stores ,
we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow .
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3_55529
Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by 7 < am the first day . > < I tried calling big box stores , > they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
I tried calling big box stores ,
am the first day .
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3_55538
Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by 7 am the first day . < I tried calling big box stores , > < they all have basically said , > you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
they all have basically said ,
I tried calling big box stores ,
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My advisor :’ Do n’t worry . < You’re not a Lone Ranger . > A few of your classmates are n’t graduating < because of this class too’ >
because of this class too’
You’re not a Lone Ranger .
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< I do n’t like the idea > < of waiting > to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in 2020 as Peaceful Protests . It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
of waiting
I do n’t like the idea
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW < and stop all this BS . > < There is no such thing in > 2020 as Peaceful Protests . It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
There is no such thing in
and stop all this BS .
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in 2020 < as Peaceful Protests . > It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money < rebuilding thug damage ! >
rebuilding thug damage !
as Peaceful Protests .
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3_55702
This bitch just said < she loves being fit ... > < It must have been a typo > she meant to put an’ a’ instead of an’ i’ .
It must have been a typo
she loves being fit ...
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< I’m going to change my name on Facebook to’ art’ > so ppl know < who I rlly am >
who I rlly am
I’m going to change my name on Facebook to’ art’
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< #IcantWait > for my new invention to hit the streets ....’ pocket wigs’ / Wigs with Pockets ... < coming to a store near u in > 3010
coming to a store near u in
#IcantWait
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When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ And you say <’ does n’t matter ...’ No > ✋ . < It actually does matter . > Now pick one bitch .
It actually does matter .
’ does n’t matter ...’ No
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< I am so done with Twitter . > Everyone on here just seems to believe < that Trump is kidnapping kids > throwing them in cages . Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people they disagree with
that Trump is kidnapping kids
I am so done with Twitter .
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3_55855
< I am so done with Twitter . > Everyone on here just seems to believe that Trump is kidnapping kids throwing them in cages . < Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . > And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people they disagree with
Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency .
I am so done with Twitter .
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I am so done with Twitter . Everyone on here just seems to believe that Trump is kidnapping kids throwing them in cages . Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . < And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people > < they disagree with >
they disagree with
And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people
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< Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , > < go undefeated , > draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
go undefeated ,
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life ,
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