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< Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , > go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think < that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , > but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
that somehow the former and latter would cancel out ,
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life ,
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Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , < but they do n’t . > < Maybe I’d feel better > if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
Maybe I’d feel better
but they do n’t .
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My fears keep from wanting to travel < and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t . > < I just feel scared . > Ca n’t control it .
I just feel scared .
and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t .
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My fears keep from wanting to travel < and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t . > I just feel scared . < Ca n’t control it . >
Ca n’t control it .
and that should make me feel’ stupid’ except I do n’t .
C
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How to have a great holiday weekend - Celebrate our freedoms , < Celebrate our friends , Celebrate the planet , > < and’ be careful out there’ >
and’ be careful out there’
Celebrate our friends , Celebrate the planet ,
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< I wish > [USER] would have never told me the motto’ due tomorrow = do tomorrow’ .. < I clearly should not listen to it lol >
I clearly should not listen to it lol
I wish
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Wednesday is always in the’ middle’ of everything < it must be the day of drama > < haha do nt hold on2yesterday for tomorrow is far more important >
haha do nt hold on2yesterday for tomorrow is far more important
it must be the day of drama
C
3_56004
My sister’s flight has been delayed twice now . < It is currently scheduled to land’ late as balls’ . > < Fucking winter . >
Fucking winter .
It is currently scheduled to land’ late as balls’ .
C
3_56041
< I woke up yesterday to a note on my mirror > that said < You finally slept like a human being , > congratulations 😭 Tevin get tf on my nerves
You finally slept like a human being ,
I woke up yesterday to a note on my mirror
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BREAKING : unnamed’ rape’ victim of Winston comes forward to admit < it was completely consensual > < and she’s a lying whore > #HeWonEVERYTHING
and she’s a lying whore
it was completely consensual
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BREAKING : unnamed’ rape’ victim of Winston comes forward to admit < it was completely consensual > and she’s a lying whore < #HeWonEVERYTHING >
#HeWonEVERYTHING
it was completely consensual
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:-) [USER] I knew < I loved him the moment > he told me < stop rushing > we have the rest of our lives to do everything together’
stop rushing
I loved him the moment
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<’ At first I wondered > if he was abusively whacking my head . Then I realized < he was trying to help > cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom
he was trying to help
’ At first I wondered
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’ At first I wondered < if he was abusively whacking my head . > < Then I realized > he was trying to help cuz I had caught my hair on fire .’ -my mom
Then I realized
if he was abusively whacking my head .
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< Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . > But in 1927 < , there was not time to waste . > He had borrowed 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
, there was not time to waste .
Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo .
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< Hey , good news . > you do n’t have to read all the drivel that is Hillbilly Elegy , the first three chapters are FANTASTIC < and show the arc of migration from Kentucky to manufacturing towns and that decline . > nnThe rest is crap .
and show the arc of migration from Kentucky to manufacturing towns and that decline .
Hey , good news .
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NEED : a 5ish x 7ish’ area’ rug that looks ok cool < and is n’t where your dog was potty trained . > < I live in Pasadena . >
I live in Pasadena .
and is n’t where your dog was potty trained .
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SAF : <’ The rampaging Fletcher of old has gone > < but I’m sure > he’ll be a success in a better - paced role when he is back .’ #MUFC
but I’m sure
’ The rampaging Fletcher of old has gone
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< Why does the’ take me home tonight > < I do n’t wanna let u go > till we see the light’ song remind me of u [USER] ? ?
I do n’t wanna let u go
Why does the’ take me home tonight
C
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We want more . < We want more . > [USER] How about these downpours ? ! ? Yikes . < #EnoughAlready#SoggyJuly” >
#EnoughAlready#SoggyJuly”
We want more .
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< this little boy jump on the corner at my job > and his mama was like < oh ignore him > he always does that AHT AHT he need to get his ass down off my corner before I whoop him myself 🤣
oh ignore him
this little boy jump on the corner at my job
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this little boy jump on the corner at my job and his mama was like < oh ignore him > he always does that AHT AHT < he need to get his ass down off my corner > before I whoop him myself 🤣
he need to get his ass down off my corner
oh ignore him
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< infections on campus > and we’ll have to return to all online , pretending < that this isn’t the case > is a clear and simple money grab . Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , student fees should be removed , and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
that this isn’t the case
infections on campus
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infections on campus and we’ll have to return to all online , pretending < that this isn’t the case > is a clear and simple money grab . < Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , > student fees should be removed , and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
Everyone should be charged in - state tuition ,
that this isn’t the case
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< I have a guaranteed weight loss plan > that will work for 90 % of us who are over weight .’ Eat less and exercise more’ ! That’s a cheap plan ! < who are over weight .’ >
who are over weight .’
I have a guaranteed weight loss plan
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God said < Miracles will come your way , > it’s your choice to pick the right path , < it will be a long journey > that comes with battles . I made you my soldier for a reason it depends all you
it will be a long journey
Miracles will come your way ,
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God said Miracles will come your way , it’s your choice < to pick the right path , > it will be a long journey < that comes with battles . > I made you my soldier for a reason it depends all you
that comes with battles .
to pick the right path ,
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God said Miracles will come your way , it’s your choice to pick the right path , < it will be a long journey > that comes with battles . < I made you my soldier for a reason > it depends all you
I made you my soldier for a reason
it will be a long journey
C
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Today in the hall , a random girl stopped me and said’ I pass you everyday and you’re always smiling . < It make my day .’ > <’ I died > 😍☺
’ I died
It make my day .’
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< I almost want to say > when someone keep talking for half an hour in my ears < & I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ . > Its my turn now ...
& I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ .
I almost want to say
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< I almost want to say > when someone keep talking for half an hour in my ears & I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ . < Its my turn now ... >
Its my turn now ...
I almost want to say
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I almost want to say < when someone keep talking for half an hour in my ears > < & I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ . > Its my turn now ...
& I would like to say’ cut the crap buddy’ .
when someone keep talking for half an hour in my ears
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<’ We have great employees > < who under the gun ... or under the plane ... > will spring into action and save lives .’ Mayor Pro Tem Gabe Santos
who under the gun ... or under the plane ...
’ We have great employees
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< The’ at least we did n’t lose’ mentality > < sickens me > seeing as I consider myself a 100 % competitor ... that just is n’t the right way of thinking
sickens me
The’ at least we did n’t lose’ mentality
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It is a common human condition < to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . > We never count our blessings . < If God fulfills our lives in > 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
If God fulfills our lives in
to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives .
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< Seems the anti - work crowd on here are the ones > who already benefit from the pillaging of the global south , consistent with their colonialist mentalities . < Yt people have alot of fucking work to do > to understand that the whole idea of non - work stems from white supremacy
Yt people have alot of fucking work to do
Seems the anti - work crowd on here are the ones
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< Hahaha they just made fun of the creator of the kony vid on south park’ > < you’ll find yourself jacking it in San Diego’ xD >
you’ll find yourself jacking it in San Diego’ xD
Hahaha they just made fun of the creator of the kony vid on south park’
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< I text her back > and tell her it’s [USER] She Text Me All Day And Night So Pissed Off < She Ai n’t Even Spelling Shit Right ..’ >
She Ai n’t Even Spelling Shit Right ..’
I text her back
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Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers I have 419 following and 10 followers , am most likely a bot , < and i m going to say some racist bullshit > < followed by something extremely stupid >
followed by something extremely stupid
and i m going to say some racist bullshit
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I think < the nation is facing a digital dustbowl , > says [USER] , < pointing to the Steinbeckian impact rapid technological change > has had on our economy , and on people . #NOMCON
pointing to the Steinbeckian impact rapid technological change
the nation is facing a digital dustbowl ,
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< From a trying to do normal , > everyday things standpoint , it is so difficult being a foreigner trying to live in the US . < I’m close to breaking point > to be honest . It was so easy in Canada .
I’m close to breaking point
From a trying to do normal ,
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From a trying to do normal , everyday things standpoint , < it is so difficult being a foreigner > < trying to live in the US . > I’m close to breaking point to be honest . It was so easy in Canada .
trying to live in the US .
it is so difficult being a foreigner
C
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< The fact > that my house has ac but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close < 🤏🏼 > to sleeping outside on the trampoline
🤏🏼
The fact
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Caleb and tyler know < they cut up in them comments > < 😭😭😭😭 >
😭😭😭😭
they cut up in them comments
C
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Fuck all the other bs < but I’m in the bag this whole year in college > 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > 💯
no cap nothing more nun less
but I’m in the bag this whole year in college
C
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Fuck all the other bs but I’m in the bag this whole year in college < 💰🧠📚 > < no cap nothing more nun less > 💯
no cap nothing more nun less
💰🧠📚
C
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< I need to stop looking at Twitter so late > my brain making me say a lot of dumb crap without thinking < 😭 >
😭
I need to stop looking at Twitter so late
C
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< It does n’t matter wat > < I say , > dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , only problem is dey got da police , other problems is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , so I say fuc justice it’s a waste of time just like these words
I say ,
It does n’t matter wat
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It does n’t matter wat < I say , > < dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , > only problem is dey got da police , other problems is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , so I say fuc justice it’s a waste of time just like these words
dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up ,
I say ,
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< I’m gon na make the time > to make love . I’m gon na make the time to just focus on us < 💕 >
💕
I’m gon na make the time
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< Legit starving and craving Mexican food at > 1am.i need to get off social media .. . < I miss the outdoors , however . >
I miss the outdoors , however .
Legit starving and craving Mexican food at
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Sometimes my mouth moves faster < than my brain > and I end up telling someone I’m a’ snalty person’ < when what I really meant to say > was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
when what I really meant to say
than my brain
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Aye , this quarantine is a little scary , < money is a concern sure , > < but this staying home shit is dope as fuck . > Lol I prefer you guys on this medium .
but this staying home shit is dope as fuck .
money is a concern sure ,
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seeing a lot of people say protest messages like’ eat the rich’ < and’ capitalism is murder’ > < have a different agenda than > #BlackLivesMatter. capitalism exploits black bodies , keeps people poor , and funds a militarized racist police system . it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
have a different agenda than
and’ capitalism is murder’
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seeing a lot of people say protest messages like’ eat the rich’ and’ capitalism is murder’ < have a different agenda than > #BlackLivesMatter. capitalism exploits black bodies , < keeps people poor , > and funds a militarized racist police system . it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
keeps people poor ,
have a different agenda than
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< I need a girl > who like to suck dick for no reason < 🥺🤣 >
🥺🤣
I need a girl
C
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< Can y’ all stop saying > 2020 has something great in store < bc it really fucking doesn’t >
bc it really fucking doesn’t
Can y’ all stop saying
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This why I do nt got no kids now 😂😂😒 this lil boy crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment and want me tooo .. < I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! ! > < 😂😳 >
😂😳
I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! !
C
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If you want a real authentic bag you have to duck off < & focus on yourself ! ! ! . > You have to cook at home < instead > if eating out .. You have to re - wear the same outfit to the club 😂🤣 ! ! !
instead
& focus on yourself ! ! ! .
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If you want a real authentic bag you have to duck off & focus on yourself ! ! ! . You have to cook at home instead if eating out .. You have to re - wear the same outfit to the club < 😂🤣 > < ! ! ! >
! ! !
😂🤣
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< Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way > I love unconditionally I just want told < that it’s all gon na be okay > and that I’m not gon na be like my parents man
that it’s all gon na be okay
Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way
C
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< Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way > I love unconditionally I just want told that it’s all gon na be okay < and that I’m not gon na be like my parents man >
and that I’m not gon na be like my parents man
Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way
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Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way < I love unconditionally > < I just want told > that it’s all gon na be okay and that I’m not gon na be like my parents man
I just want told
I love unconditionally
C
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Why can’t I be loved unconditionally the way < I love unconditionally > I just want told < that it’s all gon na be okay > and that I’m not gon na be like my parents man
that it’s all gon na be okay
I love unconditionally
C
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🖤 I have a zero - tolerance policy < for making fun of anyone’s body type > < 🖤 > UwU 🖤
🖤
for making fun of anyone’s body type
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🖤 I have a zero - tolerance policy < for making fun of anyone’s body type > < 🖤 > UwU 🖤
🖤
for making fun of anyone’s body type
D
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if somebody expresses < you no longer make them happy .. > why you still disturbing they peace 🤦🏾‍♀️ < selfish . >
selfish .
you no longer make them happy ..
C
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And S / O to [ USER ] for deadass getting up at 6 am to workout .. y’ all know this girl don’t even answer phones til < 12 > chile < 💪🏾💓 >
💪🏾💓
12
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< A good day for rain and relaxing , > I truly hope your day was a wonderful blessing one for all and please say a prayer for me < as I do > 4U. It is going to be alright
as I do
A good day for rain and relaxing ,
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To all the people that wished me happy birthday , < thank you ! > If I haven’t thanked you personally , I will soon ! Just completely hungover < and feel like shit ... LMAOOO >
and feel like shit ... LMAOOO
thank you !
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Got to share positive news today , < there were tears . > I do n’t think I was emotionally prepared for that < 😅 > Being a manager has its perks . 🥳
😅
there were tears .
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Got to share positive news today , there were tears . < I do n’t think > I was emotionally prepared for that 😅 Being a manager has its perks . < 🥳 >
🥳
I do n’t think
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I told Shyheim when he live for work me and kyler do not move < 🤣🤣🤣 > he talking about I can tell the house be the same when i come back home < 😂😂😂😂 > nigga do nt do us
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
C
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I told Shyheim when he live for work me and kyler do not move < 🤣🤣🤣 > he talking about I can tell the house be the same when i come back home 😂😂😂😂 < nigga do nt do us >
nigga do nt do us
🤣🤣🤣
D
2_7846
My roommate has been in the shower for 30 minutes < and I need to take a shower > before work and now I won’t be able to < 🙄 >
🙄
and I need to take a shower
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<’ Did I say hi Briana ? > Why did i do that ? < i ca n’t rn’ >
i ca n’t rn’
’ Did I say hi Briana ?
C
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< Talkin bout’ I’m calm > I had bout < 10 > pieces of candy’ 😳
10
Talkin bout’ I’m calm
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< Talkin bout’ I’m calm > I had bout 10 pieces of candy’ < 😳 >
😳
Talkin bout’ I’m calm
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Talkin bout’ I’m calm < I had bout > 10 < pieces of candy’ > 😳
pieces of candy’
I had bout
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Talkin bout’ I’m calm < I had bout > 10 pieces of candy’ < 😳 >
😳
I had bout
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Talkin bout’ I’m calm I had bout 10 < pieces of candy’ > < 😳 >
😳
pieces of candy’
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< I made a friend laugh today > when I told her that since I can never be Marie Kondo , < my cleaning motto is beyond joy > and consists mainly of me asking myself will I ever use this again ? #housekeeping
my cleaning motto is beyond joy
I made a friend laugh today
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< Lmao ! !’ Let’s not be picky .. > < a bitch is a bitch’ haha >
a bitch is a bitch’ haha
Lmao ! !’ Let’s not be picky ..
C
3_54077
So what are the odds - the < #hottest > people at the #gym are the least social ones < that do n’t’ chit chat’ with anyone . Hmm >
that do n’t’ chit chat’ with anyone . Hmm
#hottest
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< If I see one more’ > < but first lemme take a selfie > ❤️’ I will kill a bitch
but first lemme take a selfie
If I see one more’
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< If I see one more’ > but first lemme take a selfie < ❤️ >’ I will kill a bitch
❤️
If I see one more’
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If I see one more’ < but first lemme take a selfie > ❤️ <’ I will kill a bitch >
’ I will kill a bitch
but first lemme take a selfie
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< Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw > < ow we roll baeby > [USER] Bt his ryt .. Am too innocent & sweet 4 dat
ow we roll baeby
Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw
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Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw < ow we roll baeby > [USER] Bt his ryt .. < Am too innocent & sweet > 4 dat
Am too innocent & sweet
ow we roll baeby
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Limme out of [USER] Me too u knw ow we roll baeby [USER] < Bt his ryt .. > < Am too innocent & sweet > 4 dat
Am too innocent & sweet
Bt his ryt ..
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< The other day i was made to feel really old . > I asked a kid < if they’d heard of this new CD.The > kid looked up at me and said’ what’s a CD?’ #WOW
if they’d heard of this new CD.The
The other day i was made to feel really old .
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< I wish > I knew where all these’ hoes’ < that I have are cause > I do n’t see them 😒
that I have are cause
I wish
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< If it turns out > that my best wasn’t good enough , < at least I won’t look back > and say that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
at least I won’t look back
If it turns out
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If it turns out < that my best wasn’t good enough , > at least I won’t look back and say < that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan >
that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
that my best wasn’t good enough ,
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If it turns out that my best wasn’t good enough , < at least I won’t look back > and say < that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan >
that I was afraid to try.n – Michael Jordan
at least I won’t look back
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’ I do n’t let my girl eat breakfast < because that shit Provides her with the vitamins and Nutrients > she needs < to find a better nigga than me’ >
to find a better nigga than me’
because that shit Provides her with the vitamins and Nutrients
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< Most of y’ all never heard a track by Cassidy > < & saying >’ Cassidy will murder Meek any day’
& saying
Most of y’ all never heard a track by Cassidy
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Do n’t @ me but IMO Bert McCracken is one of the only rock stars < who comes across as not full of shit > < 🤷‍♀️ >
🤷‍♀️
who comes across as not full of shit
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: Hoes do n’t get Respect < But women do :) So a note to you HOES > if you want respect < then act like a woman and not a hoe!’ true >
then act like a woman and not a hoe!’ true
But women do :) So a note to you HOES
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Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me < and never liked me at all.nnI > did not go to community college until < 2011 > because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there i spent a few years there floundering about
2011
and never liked me at all.nnI
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