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Watched through the new FLCL seasons finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . Then I turned on the original season < and it was like oooooh , > yea this is MUCH better . The original just has a ton of soul and originality < that felt lacking in the sequels . >
that felt lacking in the sequels .
and it was like oooooh ,
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Watched through the new FLCL seasons finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . Then I turned on the original season and it was like oooooh , < yea this is MUCH better . > < The original just has a ton of soul and originality > that felt lacking in the sequels .
The original just has a ton of soul and originality
yea this is MUCH better .
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Watched through the new FLCL seasons finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good I guess . Then I turned on the original season and it was like oooooh , yea this is MUCH better . < The original just has a ton of soul and originality > < that felt lacking in the sequels . >
that felt lacking in the sequels .
The original just has a ton of soul and originality
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infections on campus < and we’ll have to return to all online , > pretending < that this isn’t the case > is a clear and simple money grab . Everyone should be charged in - state tuition , student fees should be removed , and the administration needs to say now before students begin ...
that this isn’t the case
and we’ll have to return to all online ,
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So < you always blow me off , > < get mad > when I do nt invite you , do nt give a shit about me , never invite me anywhere anymore . Fuck you’ bestfriend’
get mad
you always blow me off ,
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So you always blow me off , get mad < when I do nt invite you , > do nt give a shit about me , never invite me anywhere anymore . < Fuck you’ bestfriend’ >
Fuck you’ bestfriend’
when I do nt invite you ,
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So you always blow me off , get mad when I do nt invite you , do nt give a shit about me , < never invite me anywhere anymore . > < Fuck you’ bestfriend’ >
Fuck you’ bestfriend’
never invite me anywhere anymore .
C
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< Lil bros bout to get one in for the mixtape ! > Yeah buddy ! ! !’ Still Ballin’ by Dante Swavaay and Mello let’s see < if it makes the final cut >
if it makes the final cut
Lil bros bout to get one in for the mixtape !
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< I love it > < when shit can can flipped , > but like I was told INDIRECTLY ,’ It’s whatever .’
when shit can can flipped ,
I love it
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This white boy askin me’ have you heard of ...’ But it be shit < he made up > < so then he’s forced to explain the shit to me >
so then he’s forced to explain the shit to me
he made up
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3_56603
Today in the hall , a random girl stopped me and said’ I pass you everyday and you’re always smiling . < It make my day .’ >’ I died < 😍☺ >
😍☺
It make my day .’
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need someone < to tell me > how females expect dudes to respect females when they do nt respect each other .... < erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla >
erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla
to tell me
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need someone to tell me < how females expect dudes to respect females > when they do nt respect each other .... < erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla >
erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla
how females expect dudes to respect females
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need someone to tell me how females expect dudes to respect females < when they do nt respect each other .... > < erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla >
erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla
when they do nt respect each other ....
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< I get really sad > < when I use the word’ brilliant’ in conversation > and it does n’t come out sounding British .
when I use the word’ brilliant’ in conversation
I get really sad
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The’ at least we did n’t lose’ mentality < sickens me > seeing as I consider myself a 100 < % competitor ... > that just is n’t the right way of thinking
% competitor ...
sickens me
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< although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories > about people < saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . > :p
saying’ fuck’ at work’ time .
although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories
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< although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories > about people saying’ fuck’ at work’ time . < :p >
:p
although it IS fun when it’s’ tell stories
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . < We never count our blessings . > < If God fulfills our lives in > 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
If God fulfills our lives in
We never count our blessings .
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . < We never count our blessings . > If God fulfills our lives in 95 < ways > and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
ways
We never count our blessings .
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways < and does not fulfil them in > 5 , we take the the < 95 > for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
95
and does not fulfil them in
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the < 95 > for granted < and feel unhappy > that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
and feel unhappy
95
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Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround to control the unit via #SmartThings < or another app / site / service , > < since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . > No way I’m paying 5 $ a month to control my A / C. 😒
since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement .
or another app / site / service ,
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Anyone with a [USER] + [USER] Aros A / C know a workaround to control the unit via #SmartThings or another app / site / service , < since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement . > No way I’m paying 5 < $ a month > to control my A / C. 😒
$ a month
since [USER] essentially turned it dumb with the subscription enforcement .
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< Seriously angry about > #SCOTUS < cowardly using a’ technicality’ > that keeps most of us second class citizens .
cowardly using a’ technicality’
Seriously angry about
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<’ I’m terrible with names but amazing with boobs . > < Show me your boobs > and I’ll remember you’
Show me your boobs
’ I’m terrible with names but amazing with boobs .
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😱#ncbillboard < : >’ are u going to heaven or hell ? 855-the < - truth’ ~~~ haha > #funny2me
- truth’ ~~~ haha
:
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We R so close to 400 fans ... people < who’ like’ us ... > remember to tell your friends how awesome we are ! ! < Happy > 4th ! Celebrate independence ...
Happy
who’ like’ us ...
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OC Gerad Parker : I think we all would agree that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed < and his leadership is continuing to grow .. > He played at a high level .. really impressed with our OL < and how they allowed us to throw it so much . >
and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
and his leadership is continuing to grow ..
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Vertical tasting [USER] yesterday . 01 , 96 & 90 . 01 < big , oak , juicy > 96 beautiful balanced’ classic Bordeaux’ 90 < good but faded fast >
good but faded fast
big , oak , juicy
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< Finally almost to Savannah ... maybe i’ll see a ghost ... or the ocean ... ! > < prolly not’ / >
prolly not’ /
Finally almost to Savannah ... maybe i’ll see a ghost ... or the ocean ... !
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< I was n’t feeling her > so I was like’ let’s move on’ eh . < I’m about to start the trend haha . > [USER]
I’m about to start the trend haha .
I was n’t feeling her
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< I wish > I knew where all these’ hoes’ that I have are cause < I do n’t see them > 😒
I do n’t see them
I wish
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I wish < I knew > where all these’ hoes’ that I have are cause < I do n’t see them > 😒
I do n’t see them
I knew
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< the prettiest girl swear > < they’re’ forever alone’ shut up . > you’re begging for guys to talk to you & when we do you ignore us .
they’re’ forever alone’ shut up .
the prettiest girl swear
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the prettiest girl swear they’re’ forever alone’ shut up . < you’re begging for guys to talk to you > < & when we do you ignore us . >
& when we do you ignore us .
you’re begging for guys to talk to you
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< We can walk and chew gum at the same time . > < Damn , that’s a solid burn . > So simple that gets the point across . #JoeBiden#Debates2020
Damn , that’s a solid burn .
We can walk and chew gum at the same time .
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Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI < did not go to community college until > 2011 because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there < i spent a few years there > floundering about
i spent a few years there
did not go to community college until
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My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... < I put in a dvd > and it said <’ This dvd is dirty . > Take it out and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! Lol
’ This dvd is dirty .
I put in a dvd
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< Just smoked a blunt on the light rail with some strange guy . > So I guess < I’m pretty chill . >
I’m pretty chill .
Just smoked a blunt on the light rail with some strange guy .
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This fool just said’ we comorlete opposites . < I m a thug > and you a square < but we have so much in common’ lmbo >
but we have so much in common’ lmbo
I m a thug
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imagine 3racha < making a comeback with a mixtape > called fuck jype for not treating their artists equally < and then the jyp nation leaves jype > to make their own label where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution , and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ?
and then the jyp nation leaves jype
making a comeback with a mixtape
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I’m officially at a for your age point in my life apparently , where my appearing to others is not necessarily congruent with ageist expectations . < Today it was you look young for your age , > < as though surprised I was > 31 . I felt both good and very icky about that .
as though surprised I was
Today it was you look young for your age ,
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , < I do n’t speak any words of English . > Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . < We need to value , cherish > and celebrate positive ethics .
We need to value , cherish
I do n’t speak any words of English .
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< i wish > < i had a’ clapper’ i m too lazy to get up > and turn these lights off
i had a’ clapper’ i m too lazy to get up
i wish
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< In The Help , nWhat if you do n’t like what I got to say about white people ? , > < Aibileen nThis is n’t about me [ a white woman]. > It does n’t matter how I feel , EugeniannThis was a perfect example of a white woman using her privilege in the 60’s to speak on racial injustices
Aibileen nThis is n’t about me [ a white woman].
In The Help , nWhat if you do n’t like what I got to say about white people ? ,
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize the thing < I was really excited about and proud of > is something < I totally screwed up > and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
I totally screwed up
I was really excited about and proud of
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< Alicia never got played . > [USER] < Swizz played both of them . > The end .’
Swizz played both of them .
Alicia never got played .
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Lets face it , people do n’t hate 1D because’ they are jealous’ . < They hate them > < because of the fans ! .. >
because of the fans ! ..
They hate them
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< I need to be going with you ... > [USER] < Should I jog later > or go to the gym ?’
Should I jog later
I need to be going with you ...
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In the pursuit < of making strong female characters , > writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , while not realizing < that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two > to struggle with .
that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two
of making strong female characters ,
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In the pursuit of making strong female characters , < writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , > while not realizing < that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two > to struggle with .
that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two
writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings ,
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In the pursuit of making strong female characters , < writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , > while not realizing that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two < to struggle with . >
to struggle with .
writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings ,
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< Moments like this make me regret all of those days in preschool > when I was’ that kid’ < that kept everyone up during nap time . > #liveandlearn
that kept everyone up during nap time .
Moments like this make me regret all of those days in preschool
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< And Mizzou fans are good at the’ S - E - C’ chants . > Chuck Neinas was PISSED in Kansas City at the Sprint Center < when those cheers rained down . >
when those cheers rained down .
And Mizzou fans are good at the’ S - E - C’ chants .
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< I get mad > when I kiss somebody and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid . < I keep doing it > til it sounds cute .
I keep doing it
I get mad
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I get mad when I kiss somebody < and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid . > < I keep doing it > til it sounds cute .
I keep doing it
and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid .
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I get mad when I kiss somebody < and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid . > I keep doing it < til it sounds cute . >
til it sounds cute .
and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid .
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Ugh I just wanna leave < who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving > u do n’t have to feed me < I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’ >
I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’
who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving
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A1 : Not sure < if it’s considered’ unconventional’ > < but my friend created her own pinhole camera out of a shoebox . > #PhotoChat
but my friend created her own pinhole camera out of a shoebox .
if it’s considered’ unconventional’
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< Imma give u $ > 20 for a pound ... hahaha [USER] < I’m getting deported . > Lol .’
I’m getting deported .
Imma give u $
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< I always like those’ TBH’ things > that people post an < i never get any .__. >
i never get any .__.
I always like those’ TBH’ things
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My advisor :’ Do n’t worry . You’re not a Lone Ranger . < A few of your classmates are n’t graduating > < because of this class too’ >
because of this class too’
A few of your classmates are n’t graduating
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< Finally found out how to see > when people’ mention’ me . < So if I have nt replied to you.its > cause I did nt know you [USER] me sorry!follwing 2 many
So if I have nt replied to you.its
Finally found out how to see
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< Finally found out how to see > when people’ mention’ me . So if I have nt replied to you.its < cause I did nt know > you [USER] me sorry!follwing 2 many
cause I did nt know
Finally found out how to see
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< You’re better off wanting less , > < but I knew , all of me , wanted more . >
but I knew , all of me , wanted more .
You’re better off wanting less ,
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NOOOO ! < I’m coming down there > to get brooklynn & leaving [USER] 3rd < near death experience in a month .’ >
near death experience in a month .’
I’m coming down there
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting < to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . > GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . < There is no such thing in > 2020 as Peaceful Protests . It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
There is no such thing in
to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors .
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in 2020 < as Peaceful Protests . > < It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . > Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy .
as Peaceful Protests .
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3_55700
The Xmas [USER] I want to see : Christmas in Staten Island . < When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , > Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , < they fall in love . >
they fall in love .
When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve ,
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< Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , > go undefeated , < draft the best deck of your life , > lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
draft the best deck of your life ,
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life ,
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Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , < go undefeated , > draft the best deck of your life , < lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think > that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think
go undefeated ,
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3_55912
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , < go undefeated , > draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , < but they do n’t . > Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
but they do n’t .
go undefeated ,
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3_55914
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , < draft the best deck of your life , > lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think < that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , > but they do n’t . Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
that somehow the former and latter would cancel out ,
draft the best deck of your life ,
N
3_55916
Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , < draft the best deck of your life , > lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , < but they do n’t . > Maybe I’d feel better if it had happened in the opposite order ? 🤔
but they do n’t .
draft the best deck of your life ,
D
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Guess today’s a draft the worst deck of your life , go undefeated , draft the best deck of your life , lose every game kinda days.nnYou’d think that somehow the former and latter would cancel out , but they do n’t . < Maybe I’d feel better > < if it had happened in the opposite order ? > 🤔
if it had happened in the opposite order ?
Maybe I’d feel better
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< i did nt even know > < it was > 12
it was
i did nt even know
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Watching a ted talk . Lady says :’ Dear Pope Benedict : News flash ! < I carry condoms on me all the time > < an I never get laid !’ >
an I never get laid !’
I carry condoms on me all the time
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LEADERSHIP TALK : < You can never receive the missing information > you need to excel , if you think < you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor > you need!nnREAL PROTEGE TALK THERE !
you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor
You can never receive the missing information
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< Well I suppose’ Butt Drugs’ is better > < than’ You are a pirate .’ > #noitisnt
than’ You are a pirate .’
Well I suppose’ Butt Drugs’ is better
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Hey , good news . you do n’t have to read all the drivel that is Hillbilly Elegy , < the first three chapters are FANTASTIC > and show the arc of migration from Kentucky to manufacturing towns and that decline . < nnThe rest is crap . >
nnThe rest is crap .
the first three chapters are FANTASTIC
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3_56221
Who does n’t watch porn nowadays , I mean , < Every body projects it like there’s nothing wrong , lbvs . > They just be like’ oh yeah . < I watch porn .’ >
I watch porn .’
Every body projects it like there’s nothing wrong , lbvs .
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NEED : a 5ish x 7ish’ area’ rug < that looks ok cool > < and is n’t where your dog was potty trained . > I live in Pasadena .
and is n’t where your dog was potty trained .
that looks ok cool
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3_56246
Side note , this whole voting on amendments , motions < to amend by substitution , etc . > < when we seem to add and remove things so quickly > always give me a pause of Did I just vote for what I think I voted for ?
when we seem to add and remove things so quickly
to amend by substitution , etc .
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3_56253
< Still hanging around > and asking all the wrong fucking questions . What did we do < to deserve [USER] ? Not near enough . > #AmericanGods#shamblers
to deserve [USER] ? Not near enough .
Still hanging around
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3_56326
Watched through the new FLCL seasons < finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good > I guess . < Then I turned on the original season > and it was like oooooh , yea this is MUCH better . The original just has a ton of soul and originality that felt lacking in the sequels .
Then I turned on the original season
finally and was sort of like yea these are pretty good
C
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< The Creamery will be closed on Monday for the holiday . > < We will be open on Saturday & Sunday > so ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY at the Creamery
We will be open on Saturday & Sunday
The Creamery will be closed on Monday for the holiday .
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< The Creamery will be closed on Monday for the holiday . > We will be open on Saturday & Sunday < so ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY at the Creamery >
so ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY at the Creamery
The Creamery will be closed on Monday for the holiday .
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hey y all new word < i made up today its’ fuge cakes’ i was soooo bored wif da’ f’ word > < so i came up wif fuge cakes’ wat tha fuge cakes ! ! ! ! ! ! !’ >
so i came up wif fuge cakes’ wat tha fuge cakes ! ! ! ! ! ! !’
i made up today its’ fuge cakes’ i was soooo bored wif da’ f’ word
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<’ Those are brave men > knocking at our door . < Let’s go kill them !’ > #GameOfThronesRewatch
Let’s go kill them !’
’ Those are brave men
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God said < Miracles will come your way , > it’s your choice to pick the right path , it will be a long journey < that comes with battles . > I made you my soldier for a reason it depends all you
that comes with battles .
Miracles will come your way ,
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God said Miracles will come your way , it’s your choice < to pick the right path , > < it will be a long journey > that comes with battles . I made you my soldier for a reason it depends all you
it will be a long journey
to pick the right path ,
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God said Miracles will come your way , it’s your choice to pick the right path , it will be a long journey < that comes with battles . > < I made you my soldier for a reason > it depends all you
I made you my soldier for a reason
that comes with battles .
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need someone to tell me < how females expect dudes to respect females > < when they do nt respect each other .... > erryday’ bitches fake’ bla bla bla
when they do nt respect each other ....
how females expect dudes to respect females
C
3_56643
The’ at least we did n’t lose’ mentality sickens me seeing < as I consider myself a > 100 % competitor ... < that just is n’t the right way of thinking >
that just is n’t the right way of thinking
as I consider myself a
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< i need the’ packing up your apt .’ equivalent of a life coach . > < i am so not ready . >
i am so not ready .
i need the’ packing up your apt .’ equivalent of a life coach .
C
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . < If God fulfills our lives in > 95 ways < and does not fulfil them in > 5 , we take the the 95 for granted and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit to grant us the 5
and does not fulfil them in
If God fulfills our lives in
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< That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier . > I did n’t even realize < I was stealing from my mama purse > until she paused my music .’ 0_O
I was stealing from my mama purse
That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier .
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Hi my twitter name is FirstName BunchOfNumbers I have 419 following and 10 < followers , > am most likely a bot , and i m going to say some racist bullshit < followed by something extremely stupid >
followed by something extremely stupid
followers ,
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From a trying to do normal , everyday things standpoint , < it is so difficult being a foreigner > trying to live in the US . I’m close to breaking point to be honest . < It was so easy in Canada . >
It was so easy in Canada .
it is so difficult being a foreigner
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