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< Can ! ! > i ! ! Just ! ! < Stop ! ! > Overthinking ! !
Stop ! !
Can ! !
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Can ! ! i ! ! < Just ! ! > Stop ! ! < Overthinking ! ! >
Overthinking ! !
Just ! !
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just got a facebook friend request from a high school boyfriend < who proposed to me at age > < 16 > . cool
16
who proposed to me at age
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just completed < 26 > < minutes > 26 seconds of guided meditation with [ USER].
minutes
26
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just completed 26 < minutes > < 26 > seconds of guided meditation with [ USER].
26
minutes
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2_4911
< I’m so tired of apartment hunting > < 😭 >
😭
I’m so tired of apartment hunting
C
2_4929
Someone wanna Venmo me $ < 50 > ? . < I don’t need it > I just want it !
I don’t need it
50
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2_4942
Ellen DeGeneres : Look , I’ve made some mistakes . < Did I call my staff’ fuck donkeys’ > < and make them lick the floor ? > Sure . Did I make them rank the ethnicities and read their list aloud ? Yes . Did I force them to smell a diaper I found in the parking lot ? Yeah , I admit it . But if I ca
and make them lick the floor ?
Did I call my staff’ fuck donkeys’
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2_4961
Ellen DeGeneres : Look , I’ve made some mistakes . Did I call my staff’ fuck donkeys’ < and make them lick the floor ? > Sure . Did I make them rank the ethnicities and read their list aloud ? < Yes . > Did I force them to smell a diaper I found in the parking lot ? Yeah , I admit it . But if I ca
Yes .
and make them lick the floor ?
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2_4968
Ellen DeGeneres : Look , I’ve made some mistakes . Did I call my staff’ fuck donkeys’ and make them lick the floor ? Sure . Did I make them rank the ethnicities and read their list aloud ? < Yes . > Did I force them to smell a diaper I found in the parking lot ? Yeah , I admit it . < But if I ca >
But if I ca
Yes .
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2_4984
Ellen DeGeneres : Look , I’ve made some mistakes . Did I call my staff’ fuck donkeys’ and make them lick the floor ? Sure . Did I make them rank the ethnicities and read their list aloud ? Yes . Did I force them to smell a diaper I found in the parking lot ? < Yeah , I admit it . > < But if I ca >
But if I ca
Yeah , I admit it .
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2_4990
; ; < He’s gon na realise > < they do n’t work > and come back to his danno . Idc . #H50#mcdanno
they do n’t work
He’s gon na realise
C
2_5004
< There are no words . > < Rest In Peace RBG ! >
Rest In Peace RBG !
There are no words .
C
2_5010
< Sweatpants are so damn comfortable . > < They’re like a Tempur - Pedic mattress for my dick >
They’re like a Tempur - Pedic mattress for my dick
Sweatpants are so damn comfortable .
C
2_5012
< I’ll’’ forgive’’ trumpers > < when they all send me $ > 500 EACH
when they all send me $
I’ll’’ forgive’’ trumpers
C
2_5013
No one gets credit for saying they want to help Americans . Pass the bills < people can put in their wallets > and use to stay in their homes , pay for medications , < buy food . > #ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts
buy food .
people can put in their wallets
C
2_5060
No one gets credit for saying they want to help Americans . Pass the bills people can put in their wallets and use to stay in their homes , pay for medications , < buy food . > < #ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts >
#ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts
buy food .
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2_5070
Even w / opt out this yr , Penei a wonderful OT prospy . & I love big uglies . . But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val to merit < 3rd > < overall > ( CIN ) . . Btwn CIN roster , & clamoring of multiple tms for QB3 , tradeout clearly optimal . . I feel we just did this w / CY - WAS .
overall
3rd
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< Bruh idc > if you’re a parent < and smoke weed , > but please don’t be a dumbass and smoke it around the kids
and smoke weed ,
Bruh idc
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Bruh idc < if you’re a parent > < and smoke weed , > but please don’t be a dumbass and smoke it around the kids
and smoke weed ,
if you’re a parent
C
2_5129
Bruh idc < if you’re a parent > and smoke weed , < but please don’t be a dumbass > and smoke it around the kids
but please don’t be a dumbass
if you’re a parent
C
2_5130
📘 : Not me trynna give Sonic life lessons and show vulnerability via SL’s . < I ca n’t tell > < if this is corny or not > but I’m VIBING with it 😤
if this is corny or not
I ca n’t tell
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2_5149
📘 : Not me trynna give Sonic life lessons and show vulnerability via SL’s . < I ca n’t tell > if this is corny or not but I’m VIBING with it < 😤 >
😤
I ca n’t tell
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2_5151
< The nurse said > if he would have went another 5 weeks < we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol > 😭
we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol
The nurse said
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The nurse said if he would have went another < 5 > < weeks > we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol 😭
weeks
5
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< 1 > . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . 2 . < It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU > remove their masks indoors with each other . Either it occurs in the COVID universe or it doesn’t lol
It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU
1
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1 . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . 2 . It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU < remove their masks indoors with each other . > Either it occurs in the COVID universe < or it doesn’t lol >
or it doesn’t lol
remove their masks indoors with each other .
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2_5179
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > < to smile . > Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .
to smile .
Now I have a different reason
C
2_5197
< That’s > when I knew < Corna was serious > when the Chinese people was closed . They’re usually open 365 snagging a bag 💰 ...
Corna was serious
That’s
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That’s < when I knew > Corna was serious < when the Chinese people was closed . > They’re usually open 365 snagging a bag 💰 ...
when the Chinese people was closed .
when I knew
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I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
I’ll remove myself .
I’m come
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I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . < Not into wasting time > playing get back < or stooping to lower levels . >
or stooping to lower levels .
Not into wasting time
C
2_5263
Who else worries < they are becoming agoraphobic ? > I drove to my drug store drive thru today < and was so anxious ! > My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week and I feel much safer staying home .
and was so anxious !
they are becoming agoraphobic ?
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2_5270
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? < I drove to my drug store drive thru today > < and was so anxious ! > My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week and I feel much safer staying home .
and was so anxious !
I drove to my drug store drive thru today
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2_5273
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? < I drove to my drug store drive thru today > and was so anxious ! < My wife has been running all our errands > since my chest cold last week and I feel much safer staying home .
My wife has been running all our errands
I drove to my drug store drive thru today
C
2_5274
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today < and was so anxious ! > < My wife has been running all our errands > since my chest cold last week and I feel much safer staying home .
My wife has been running all our errands
and was so anxious !
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< My landlord is so damn random . > < GIRL we have a plumbing issue > that you need to resolve , I do not need to know about your new lifestyle ! 😂
GIRL we have a plumbing issue
My landlord is so damn random .
C
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My landlord is so damn random . < GIRL we have a plumbing issue > < that you need to resolve , > I do not need to know about your new lifestyle ! 😂
that you need to resolve ,
GIRL we have a plumbing issue
C
2_5293
My landlord is so damn random . < GIRL we have a plumbing issue > that you need to resolve , I do not need to know about your new lifestyle ! < 😂 >
😂
GIRL we have a plumbing issue
D
2_5295
Congratulations to the Boys BB team < as they won in the > < 1st > round of the State tournament over People’s Prep HS , 92 - 61 . 🏀🏀
1st
as they won in the
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< Niggas really be in full blown relationships > knowing I’m in one too < & still be tryna get at me . > #norespect
& still be tryna get at me .
Niggas really be in full blown relationships
C
2_5311
Niggas really be in full blown relationships < knowing I’m in one too > < & still be tryna get at me . > #norespect
& still be tryna get at me .
knowing I’m in one too
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the one - two pandemic punch : < an update in the family email chain > that says your grandmother < who lives alone > is declining , so you all need to take turns quarantining with her -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends hugging at an indoor party .
who lives alone
an update in the family email chain
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the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother < who lives alone > is declining , so you all need to take turns < quarantining with her > -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends hugging at an indoor party .
quarantining with her
who lives alone
D
2_5340
the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone < is declining , > < so you all need to take turns > quarantining with her -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends hugging at an indoor party .
so you all need to take turns
is declining ,
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2_5342
the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone is declining , < so you all need to take turns > quarantining with her -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 < of your friends > hugging at an indoor party .
of your friends
so you all need to take turns
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2_5349
the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone is declining , so you all need to take turns < quarantining with her > -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of < 15 > of your friends hugging at an indoor party .
15
quarantining with her
N
2_5351
< Whoever is designing water dispensers > to BEEP BEEP BEEP < constantly > when they are empty with no way to turn it off — should to be exiled to a fiery snake pit .
constantly
Whoever is designing water dispensers
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2_5362
< I honestly do not believe the death numbers > they show on the news . . A man who was shot < 6 > times died due to billets ( Obv ) and they wana put the cause of him during is the corona ? ? ? ? . Smh I wonder what the REAL number is . Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo
6
I honestly do not believe the death numbers
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I honestly do not believe the death numbers they show on the news . . A man who was shot 6 times died due to billets ( Obv ) < and they wana put the cause of him > during is the corona ? ? ? ? . Smh I wonder < what the REAL number is . > Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo
what the REAL number is .
and they wana put the cause of him
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2_5405
I honestly do not believe the death numbers they show on the news . . A man who was shot 6 times died due to billets ( Obv ) and they wana put the cause of him < during is the corona ? ? ? ? . > Smh I wonder what the REAL number is . < Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo >
Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo
during is the corona ? ? ? ? .
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< Boy if the Lakers would’ve lost to the Knicks > < I would have hit another type of unknown depression > 😳
I would have hit another type of unknown depression
Boy if the Lakers would’ve lost to the Knicks
C
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< Saying this is the’ end of comics’ > < is like saying > the coronavirus is the end of books . People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics . Comics will survive .. . But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities tied to them .
is like saying
Saying this is the’ end of comics’
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Saying this is the’ end of comics’ < is like saying > the coronavirus is the end of books . People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics . Comics will survive .. . < But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities > tied to them .
But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities
is like saying
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2_5472
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 < MTTS > and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . < I don’t blame any player at all . > But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢
I don’t blame any player at all .
MTTS
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2_5529
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel < like something needs to be done > < to ensure > this doesn’t happen again . 😢
to ensure
like something needs to be done
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2_5550
< The connection between me and my clients > when they listen to the same music as me < 😩 >
😩
The connection between me and my clients
C
2_5557
Moderator : < Do you believe > < climate change is an existential crisis ? . . > Pence : Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are going to raise taxes ! . . 🤣🤣
climate change is an existential crisis ? . .
Do you believe
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2_5559
< don’t sleep on [ USER ] ! > < Her special on Netflix is unlike anything > I’ve seen and it’s HILARIOUS !
Her special on Netflix is unlike anything
don’t sleep on [ USER ] !
C
2_5565
don’t sleep on [ USER ] ! Her special on Netflix is unlike anything < I’ve seen > < and it’s HILARIOUS ! >
and it’s HILARIOUS !
I’ve seen
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2_5570
Now playing < #RendCollective > - #YourNameIsPower < on Lead Me To The Rock Radio >
on Lead Me To The Rock Radio
#RendCollective
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2_5573
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . < These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . > < Healthcare ? ! > You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! How much will it cost me ? Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! What about taxes , asshole ? !
Healthcare ? !
These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare .
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2_5578
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . < These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . > Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! What about taxes , asshole ? !
when I get sick ? !
These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare .
C
2_5580
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . < Healthcare ? ! > You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !
Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !
Healthcare ? !
C
2_5585
Fuck all the other bs but I’m in the bag this whole year in college < 💰🧠📚 > no cap nothing more nun less < 💯 >
💯
💰🧠📚
C
2_5604
As a boyfriend that actually cares , I won’t have my girlfriend out hea < looking stupid . > < Loyalty got the same definition > no matter the relation .
Loyalty got the same definition
looking stupid .
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2_5645
Have all my appointments set for my shoot . < I’m so ready > 🥰 < super excited ! >
super excited !
I’m so ready
C
2_5665
A2 : With a class of over < 20 > people , I love breaking them into groups of 3 or < 4 > in breakout rooms . Then I pop in and touch base - flitting around like a bee spreading pollen . #dtk12chat
4
20
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A2 : With a class of over 20 people , I love breaking them into groups of < 3 > or 4 < in breakout rooms . > Then I pop in and touch base - flitting around like a bee spreading pollen . #dtk12chat
in breakout rooms .
3
N
2_5699
A2 : With a class of over 20 people , I love breaking them into groups of 3 or < 4 > in breakout rooms . < Then I pop in and touch base - flitting around like a bee spreading pollen . > #dtk12chat
Then I pop in and touch base - flitting around like a bee spreading pollen .
4
N
2_5702
Wish I could hold grudges < but I guess > < it’s a good thing > that I can’t at the same time
it’s a good thing
but I guess
C
2_5729
< ... never thought > < I would see Bill Russell in a Lakers jersey > but Kobe will do that to you ! #MambaPower
I would see Bill Russell in a Lakers jersey
... never thought
C
2_5738
Mannn , what’s a reasonable priced place < to get groceries > < that are organic . > I’m talking seafoods , fruits , veg . Allat .
that are organic .
to get groceries
C
2_5776
< Bro harden need to either make moves > < or sum shit > cuz this shit is not working out at all
or sum shit
Bro harden need to either make moves
C
2_5782
< It’s January > < 03 > , 2020 at 08:00AM , good morning people ! !
03
It’s January
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It’s January < 03 > , < 2020 > at 08:00AM , good morning people ! !
2020
03
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It’s January 03 , < 2020 > at 08:00AM < , good morning people ! ! >
, good morning people ! !
2020
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It’s January 03 , 2020 < at > 08:00AM < , good morning people ! ! >
, good morning people ! !
at
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2_5795
you had your chance < and blew it . > < don’t ever hmu again . >
don’t ever hmu again .
and blew it .
C
2_5799
All the questions you be asking on here you can just Google yourself btw < 🤦🏻‍♂️. > Ask your assistant , < or if you’re an apple person , > ask that hoe siri
or if you’re an apple person ,
🤦🏻‍♂️.
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2_5813
All the questions you be asking on here you can just Google yourself btw 🤦🏻‍♂️. < Ask your assistant , > or if you’re an apple person , < ask that hoe siri >
ask that hoe siri
Ask your assistant ,
C
2_5816
All the questions you be asking on here you can just Google yourself btw 🤦🏻‍♂️. Ask your assistant , < or if you’re an apple person , > < ask that hoe siri >
ask that hoe siri
or if you’re an apple person ,
C
2_5817
< I know > it will be light at the end of the tunnel but when < 🙄 >
🙄
I know
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2_5820
New game : face a joint every time < you see the word quarantine > < no questions just do >
no questions just do
you see the word quarantine
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2_5832
he was moving around GOOD GOOD & then fighting ever nurse < that came to check on him > < 😩 >
😩
that came to check on him
C
2_5838
Lebron got ta show me he can do this scoring FROM OUTSIDE more than one game . < Kudos tho I said > < he had to look like Cleveland bron > and he did .
he had to look like Cleveland bron
Kudos tho I said
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2_5853
Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long and I’m regretting the fact < that I cut it all off > < 😣 >
😣
that I cut it all off
C
2_5862
From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 < ) > *I* look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . < 2 > ) Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my *spouse’s* gmail account
2
)
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2_5872
From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 < ) > *I* look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . 2 < ) > Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my *spouse’s* gmail account
)
)
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2_5873
From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 ) *I* look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . 2 < ) > Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my *spouse’s* < gmail account >
gmail account
)
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Yo I get the same compliment everywhere < but I love it ! > < Huge ego boost >
Huge ego boost
but I love it !
C
2_5894
I done found everything but mfking Maroon spray paint & the price definitely more than $ 24 .... < $12 was for a solid color > I cld actually find shit < let me send dis text now of price increase due to my headache > of finding spray paint
let me send dis text now of price increase due to my headache
$12 was for a solid color
C
2_5900
Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop and just heard the news . < Prayers up for his family . . . > < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp
Haven’t heard the full story
Prayers up for his family . . .
C
2_5915
< Remember when were excited for > < #chargers > football 45 min ago ? Good times 😂
#chargers
Remember when were excited for
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2_5922
< Remember when were excited for > #chargers < football > 45 min ago ? Good times 😂
football
Remember when were excited for
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Remember when were excited for #chargers < football > < 45 > min ago ? Good times 😂
45
football
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Remember when were excited for #chargers football < 45 > min ago ? < Good times > 😂
Good times
45
N
2_5935
Can’t concentrate on anything . Wishing I was home checking on my plants < and researching natural plant dyes ... > < 🌱 >
🌱
and researching natural plant dyes ...
C
2_5949
When my family asks me why I’m still single this Thanksgiving , < I’m gon na tell them > < I was supposed to meet my soulmate during quarantine . >
I was supposed to meet my soulmate during quarantine .
I’m gon na tell them
C
2_5997
I need to stop looking at Twitter so late my brain making me say a lot of dumb crap < without thinking > < 😭 >
😭
without thinking
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