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Sorry , Twitter world :) Currently finishing up some summer courses for grad school and am neck - deep in projects / papers ! I’ll be back with more regularity soon . < In the meantime , I love reading your content ! > < Excited for the > #KYDLC summit tomorrow !
Excited for the
In the meantime , I love reading your content !
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Sorry , Twitter world :) Currently finishing up some summer courses for grad school and am neck - deep in projects / papers ! I’ll be back with more regularity soon . In the meantime , I love reading your content ! < Excited for the > #KYDLC < summit tomorrow ! >
summit tomorrow !
Excited for the
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The Hand Sanitizers that these distilleries are producing instead of Liquor < are still cool to drink , right ? . > < #ThisPurellFizzIsRefreshingAndDelicious >
#ThisPurellFizzIsRefreshingAndDelicious
are still cool to drink , right ? .
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< can’t wait for today’s memories > to pop up in my snapchat memories a year from now < cause i’m gon na ball my eyes > and miss all my college friends ( especially the four whores )
cause i’m gon na ball my eyes
can’t wait for today’s memories
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can’t wait for today’s memories to pop up in my snapchat memories a year from now < cause i’m gon na ball my eyes > and miss all my college friends < ( especially the four whores ) >
( especially the four whores )
cause i’m gon na ball my eyes
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< Fellow > #Jetsfans.. shhhh mit after looking at the top 5 < plays of the day . > Shhhhhh !
plays of the day .
Fellow
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Fellow #Jetsfans.. shhhh mit after looking at the top 5 < plays of the day . > < Shhhhhh ! >
Shhhhhh !
plays of the day .
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< Joseph really think > he my man < 😂😂 > life of being a #BoyMom❤️
😂😂
Joseph really think
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Just watched a bunch of wildly diverse teenage girls band together to support a girl < who’d been sexually harassed > ( turns out they all had been ) < and then they smashed shit . > [ USER ] is glorious . Everyone should watch it .
and then they smashed shit .
who’d been sexually harassed
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< Betty is playing a Roblox game > < and making me watch the cut scenes > so I can see the story . She just y to old me that two characters were going to get married because “ lots of people ship them ” and I’m both so proud and so scared lol . #fankid#fannish
and making me watch the cut scenes
Betty is playing a Roblox game
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Betty is playing a Roblox game and making me watch the cut scenes < so I can see the story . > She just y to old me that two characters were going to get married < because “ lots of people ship them ” > and I’m both so proud and so scared lol . #fankid#fannish
because “ lots of people ship them ”
so I can see the story .
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Betty is playing a Roblox game and making me watch the cut scenes so I can see the story . She just y to old me that two characters were going to get married < because “ lots of people ship them ” > < and I’m both so proud and so scared lol . > #fankid#fannish
and I’m both so proud and so scared lol .
because “ lots of people ship them ”
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Folks who are understanding of your unintentional anti - social moments are crucial . < Cuz ppl switch up on you quick > if you do nt speak < or see them for a couple weeks . >
or see them for a couple weeks .
Cuz ppl switch up on you quick
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Got to share positive news today , there were tears . < I do n’t think > < I was emotionally prepared for that > 😅 Being a manager has its perks . 🥳
I was emotionally prepared for that
I do n’t think
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< A [ USER ] appreciation post : . . My best friend is the most amazing person . > She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away because she knows I’m struggling right now . . . < I do n’t know > how I got so lucky . I miss you , girl .
I do n’t know
A [ USER ] appreciation post : . . My best friend is the most amazing person .
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A [ USER ] appreciation post : . . My best friend is the most amazing person . < She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away > because she knows < I’m struggling right now . . . > I do n’t know how I got so lucky . I miss you , girl .
I’m struggling right now . . .
She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away
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A [ USER ] appreciation post : . . My best friend is the most amazing person . < She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away > because she knows I’m struggling right now . . . I do n’t know < how I got so lucky . > I miss you , girl .
how I got so lucky .
She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away
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A [ USER ] appreciation post : . . My best friend is the most amazing person . She gifted me some Starbucks from hundreds of miles away < because she knows > I’m struggling right now . . . I do n’t know how I got so lucky . < I miss you , girl . >
I miss you , girl .
because she knows
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< My dad just told me > the world is ending in < 2028 > , so ...
2028
My dad just told me
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I’ve legit been throwing up for 24 < hours > and Andy is sick too < and keeps crying , > today is not good
and keeps crying ,
hours
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I have an Amazon gift card and idk what to buy with it . < Lol . Someone help me find something cool . > < I love school supplies backpacks and cute storing cubbies . >
I love school supplies backpacks and cute storing cubbies .
Lol . Someone help me find something cool .
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Real question why do you think < cause you have thousands of “ followers ” > < that it makes you too good for us > who don’t ? If social media was gone tomorrow who would you be ?
that it makes you too good for us
cause you have thousands of “ followers ”
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I want to get my hair done < 😩 > but I’m not goin nowhereeeee < so it’s a waste of money atp smh >
so it’s a waste of money atp smh
😩
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What if it turned out that every band ever is actually just secretly the band Cake , < you know like the cake meme ... > < okay yeah nvm > I’m logging out
okay yeah nvm
you know like the cake meme ...
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can u believe that ambercrombie and fitch is worth $ < 2.36 > billion dollars < and they won’t pay us during the closure LMFAO > this is a joke a literal joke
and they won’t pay us during the closure LMFAO
2.36
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< Are you daily , > feeding your wonderful mind < and empowering your amazing soul with prosperous thoughts ? >
and empowering your amazing soul with prosperous thoughts ?
Are you daily ,
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Story time . . Last Christmas Eve was the worst I’d ever had as a manager .. < Came in to work > knowing we would have a lot of work < to do . > Hoped we would have a full crew . Needed a full crew to get the job done .
to do .
Came in to work
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Story time . . Last Christmas Eve was the worst I’d ever had as a manager .. Came in to work < knowing > we would have a lot of work to do . Hoped we would have a full crew . < Needed a full crew > to get the job done .
Needed a full crew
knowing
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Story time . . Last Christmas Eve was the worst I’d ever had as a manager .. Came in to work knowing < we would have a lot of work > to do . < Hoped we would have a full crew . > Needed a full crew to get the job done .
Hoped we would have a full crew .
we would have a lot of work
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Story time . . Last Christmas Eve was the worst I’d ever had as a manager .. Came in to work knowing we would have a lot of work < to do . > Hoped we would have a full crew . < Needed a full crew > to get the job done .
Needed a full crew
to do .
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feel like I’m < living the exact same day on repeat every single day > < and it’s driving me crazy >
and it’s driving me crazy
living the exact same day on repeat every single day
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If you briefly see random animal crossing photoset tweets from me that are deleted a few moments later , < it’s b / c I don’t know a better way > to download the photos to my phone < 😅 >
😅
it’s b / c I don’t know a better way
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What s the best way to wake up someone that has PTSD ? Cuz I’m pretty sure that yelling “ HEY ” at them is not the way to go < 😒😒 > but yet here we are and now my anxiety is going to be fucking awful all day < because of it so that s great >
because of it so that s great
😒😒
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What s the best way to wake up someone that has PTSD ? Cuz I’m pretty sure that yelling “ HEY ” at them is not the way to go 😒😒 < but yet here we are > < and now my anxiety is going to be fucking awful all day > because of it so that s great
and now my anxiety is going to be fucking awful all day
but yet here we are
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When you’re tired , your eyes want to close . When you’re not , < your eyes want to stay open . > < How can anyone still be undecided on this election ? >
How can anyone still be undecided on this election ?
your eyes want to stay open .
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< Love to open my notebook and see “ Gay drama ! > ” and then finally remember < I was looking for queer plays > not just complaining .
I was looking for queer plays
Love to open my notebook and see “ Gay drama !
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< I got a palm springs daddy bear > coming over in two weeks . 🤤 < He does big toys , fisting , and more . > Any particular types of shots you want to see of him ?
He does big toys , fisting , and more .
I got a palm springs daddy bear
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I got a palm springs daddy bear < coming over in two weeks . > 🤤 He does big toys , fisting , and more . < Any particular types of shots > you want to see of him ?
Any particular types of shots
coming over in two weeks .
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< defunding EDUCATION is n’t helpful either .. . > We lose - nay , < we rob - children ! ! >
we rob - children ! !
defunding EDUCATION is n’t helpful either .. .
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< Am I fuck gon na queue up at > < 7.40am > at tesco for an energy drink before work 😂
7.40am
Am I fuck gon na queue up at
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Watched the Disney Family Sing Along special < and cried > when the HSM cast sang < We’re All In This Together ... > incase anyone was wondering how I’m doing 🤷🏽‍♀️
We’re All In This Together ...
and cried
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Watched the Disney Family Sing Along special and cried < when the HSM cast sang > We’re All In This Together ... incase anyone was wondering < how I’m doing > 🤷🏽‍♀️
how I’m doing
when the HSM cast sang
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I’m < having problems > < thinking > that reopening GA is not just so that more POC / black people can die . I’m not a conspiracy theorist but the largest pop there is POC & COVID is not under control & no one is being tested . White supremacy rules in the US . I’m sickened by all this .
thinking
having problems
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I’m having problems thinking that reopening GA is not just so that more POC / black people can die . < I’m not a conspiracy theorist > but the largest pop there is POC & COVID is not under control < & no one is being tested . > White supremacy rules in the US . I’m sickened by all this .
& no one is being tested .
I’m not a conspiracy theorist
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I’m having problems thinking that reopening GA is not just so that more POC / black people can die . I’m not a conspiracy theorist < but the largest pop there is POC & COVID is not under control > < & no one is being tested . > White supremacy rules in the US . I’m sickened by all this .
& no one is being tested .
but the largest pop there is POC & COVID is not under control
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< Lemme hear this mf announce > < he’s a photographer one more time >
he’s a photographer one more time
Lemme hear this mf announce
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< My roommate has been in the shower for > 30 < minutes > and I need to take a shower before work and now I won’t be able to 🙄
minutes
My roommate has been in the shower for
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< My roommate has been in the shower for > 30 minutes < and I need to take a shower > before work and now I won’t be able to 🙄
and I need to take a shower
My roommate has been in the shower for
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My roommate has been in the shower for 30 < minutes > and I need to take a shower before work < and now I won’t be able to > 🙄
and now I won’t be able to
minutes
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My roommate has been in the shower for 30 minutes and I need to take a shower < before work > and now I won’t be able to < 🙄 >
🙄
before work
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< I get two friends wey I Dey see for people IG likes before I view pic dem don like una get notifications for everyone u follow > < because I’m confused ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >
because I’m confused ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I get two friends wey I Dey see for people IG likes before I view pic dem don like una get notifications for everyone u follow
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< sending prayers & blessings to my nurse baes & their last > 2 < weeks > 💗
weeks
sending prayers & blessings to my nurse baes & their last
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< Got me > 8 more songs < to write > then I guess it’s time to check into recording studios in the area . Maybe will choose 1 or 2 more songs to do covers of as well . Would do it off my mobile device , but I’m not the best with GarageBand .
to write
Got me
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it ai n’t about who did it first , It’s bout < who did it right , > < niggas lookin like’ Preach !’ >
niggas lookin like’ Preach !’
who did it right ,
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Let’s play the game’ How many places can I go without a bra on today ?’ <’ So far we’re at > < 3 > .
3
’ So far we’re at
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I made a friend laugh today when I told her < that > since I can never be Marie Kondo , < my cleaning motto is beyond joy > and consists mainly of me asking myself will I ever use this again ? #housekeeping
my cleaning motto is beyond joy
that
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OC Gerad Parker : < I think > we all would agree < that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed > and his leadership is continuing to grow .. He played at a high level .. really impressed with our OL and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed
I think
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OC Gerad Parker : I think < we all would agree > that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed and his leadership is continuing to grow .. < He played at a high level .. > really impressed with our OL and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
He played at a high level ..
we all would agree
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OC Gerad Parker : I think we all would agree that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed < and his leadership is continuing to grow .. > He played at a high level .. < really impressed with our OL > and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
really impressed with our OL
and his leadership is continuing to grow ..
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OC Gerad Parker : I think we all would agree that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed and his leadership is continuing to grow .. He played at a high level .. < really impressed with our OL > < and how they allowed us to throw it so much . >
and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
really impressed with our OL
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Vertical tasting [USER] yesterday . 01 , 96 & 90 . 01 < big , oak , juicy > 96 < beautiful balanced’ classic Bordeaux’ > 90 good but faded fast
beautiful balanced’ classic Bordeaux’
big , oak , juicy
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This episode’ hush’ is all silent . The creeps’ gentlemen’ come into sunnydale < and steal all the voices and some hearts . > #Buffytweets < creepy >
creepy
and steal all the voices and some hearts .
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So what are the odds - the #hottest people at the < #gym > < are the least social ones > that do n’t’ chit chat’ with anyone . Hmm
are the least social ones
#gym
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The other day i was made to feel really old . I asked a kid < if they’d heard of this new CD.The > kid looked up at me < and said >’ what’s a CD?’ #WOW
and said
if they’d heard of this new CD.The
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< I wonder > what inspired [USER] < to write’ Throwback’ ? > Lyrics are still sick !
to write’ Throwback’ ?
I wonder
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’ I do n’t let my girl eat breakfast because that shit Provides her with the vitamins and Nutrients < she needs > < to find a better nigga than me’ >
to find a better nigga than me’
she needs
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<’ Eventually every kid comes to the realization > < that a toy train is the playtime equivalent of autism .’ >
that a toy train is the playtime equivalent of autism .’
’ Eventually every kid comes to the realization
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< We can walk and chew gum at the same time . > Damn , that’s a solid burn . < So simple that gets the point across . > #JoeBiden#Debates2020
So simple that gets the point across .
We can walk and chew gum at the same time .
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< Do n’t @ me but IMO Bert McCracken is one of the only rock stars > < who comes across as not full of shit > 🤷‍♀️
who comes across as not full of shit
Do n’t @ me but IMO Bert McCracken is one of the only rock stars
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Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me < and never liked me at all.nnI > < did not go to community college until > 2011 because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there i spent a few years there floundering about
did not go to community college until
and never liked me at all.nnI
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Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until < 2011 > because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . < Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there > i spent a few years there floundering about
Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there
2011
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Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until 2011 because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . < Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there > i spent a few years there < floundering about >
floundering about
Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there
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’ I’ve had just about enough of this’ ... < Phill sit down > before I tell your wife < what you did in the strip club ! !’ okay > 😔’
what you did in the strip club ! !’ okay
Phill sit down
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< Does anyone else out there > < who has an email addy format of’ first initial.last name’ keep getting emails > meant for other ppl ?
who has an email addy format of’ first initial.last name’ keep getting emails
Does anyone else out there
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< 🎶 > Welcome to the New Age’ #perfectsong < to end the season of > #TRUEBLOOD ... ca n’t wait until next summer .. looks like some zombie 💩
to end the season of
🎶
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🎶 < Welcome to the New Age’ > < #perfectsong > to end the season of #TRUEBLOOD ... ca n’t wait until next summer .. looks like some zombie 💩
#perfectsong
Welcome to the New Age’
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<’ What’s that crunching sound ? > Is that the sound of y’ all boys < eating your heart out ?’ >
eating your heart out ?’
’ What’s that crunching sound ?
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< My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... > I put in a dvd and it said <’ This dvd is dirty . > Take it out and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! Lol
’ This dvd is dirty .
My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ...
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< Wowwwww eff the NC RNC delegate > who just said < we would turn NC from’ Tarheel blue to Wolfpack red’ >
we would turn NC from’ Tarheel blue to Wolfpack red’
Wowwwww eff the NC RNC delegate
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When is’ Soon’ - in nigga time < that is > 3 - < 6 > months lbvs
6
that is
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When is’ Soon’ - in nigga time < that is > 3 - 6 < months lbvs >
months lbvs
that is
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< The worse nights sleep ever , > < I keep dreaming > [USER] will come running in saying HELPPPPPP baby’s coming’ :( Come on bump nanny ca n’t wait
I keep dreaming
The worse nights sleep ever ,
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The worse nights sleep ever , < I keep dreaming > < [USER] > will come running in saying HELPPPPPP baby’s coming’ :( Come on bump nanny ca n’t wait
[USER]
I keep dreaming
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< So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search , > and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar . < nI hereby publicly propose March > 26 ( my Birthday ! ) as nAutodidact Day .
nI hereby publicly propose March
So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search ,
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So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search , < and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar . > nI hereby publicly propose March < 26 > ( my Birthday ! ) as nAutodidact Day .
26
and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar .
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< Today was so funny . > < I’ve never laughed so much hahaha’ bitch ass nigga’ >
I’ve never laughed so much hahaha’ bitch ass nigga’
Today was so funny .
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just had a flashback to waking up to my alarm--’ Dance ( A$ $ ) <’ by Big Sean -- at > < 6 > am this morning .
6
’ by Big Sean -- at
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Fox could only sigh sadly , he knew that his driver was right but over sleeping bothered him so he came up with a plan . < Yes that’ll work . ! > < He would beam , > once he left the shed to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part 2
He would beam ,
Yes that’ll work . !
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<’ Take me back to Manhattan ! > < Take my back to - ELLEN DEGENERES !’ Jimmy is hillarious >
Take my back to - ELLEN DEGENERES !’ Jimmy is hillarious
’ Take me back to Manhattan !
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< 3 > < more days until my date with Edward ! > Oh I mean’ TYLER’ ; op
more days until my date with Edward !
3
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imagine 3racha < making a comeback with a mixtape > < called fuck jype > for not treating their artists equally and then the jyp nation leaves jype to make their own label where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution , and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ?
called fuck jype
making a comeback with a mixtape
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< Make sure you bring it to South > < so I can watch it lol [USER] > [USER] lol I have the original Toy Story ! Lol [USER][USER]4’
so I can watch it lol [USER]
Make sure you bring it to South
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< quite a big leap of [USER] the bravest thing > < anyone can do > is to love someone unconditionally .’
anyone can do
quite a big leap of [USER] the bravest thing
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<’ And how do we get them to look left ? ?’’ Like this : : > ( oYo )’ < #10ThingsIHateAboutYou >
#10ThingsIHateAboutYou
’ And how do we get them to look left ? ?’’ Like this : :
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#np#OnRepeat’ The Extra Trip’ by . < [USER] > // This is my favorite song of the moment #OneOfMyFollowers < Wheeeeeew ! > Lawd ! ! ! #FromAtoA#Subtweet
Wheeeeeew !
[USER]
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< I’m officially at a for your age point in my life apparently , > where my appearing to others is not necessarily congruent with ageist expectations . < Today it was you look young for your age , > as though surprised I was 31 . I felt both good and very icky about that .
Today it was you look young for your age ,
I’m officially at a for your age point in my life apparently ,
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I’m officially at a for your age point in my life apparently , where my appearing to others is not necessarily congruent with ageist expectations . Today it was you look young for your age , < as though surprised I was > < 31 > . I felt both good and very icky about that .
31
as though surprised I was
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Bird knew the floor . <’ Worst part of it is the fans .’ > < tough . >
tough .
’ Worst part of it is the fans .’
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< Some horrible show > < called’ In Wine Country’ is on instead of weather updates . > Guess that’s my cue to go back to bed .
called’ In Wine Country’ is on instead of weather updates .
Some horrible show
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*freshmen [USER] Freshmans : I’m in high school . Sophomores : All these freshmans . Juniors : < we run this shit ! ! > < Seniors : > you’re all lame’
Seniors :
we run this shit ! !
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