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< To say , > I lied , < but I am not a liar > is like saying , I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
but I am not a liar
To say ,
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar < is like saying , > I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , < character matters at every level of society . > We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
character matters at every level of society .
is like saying ,
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . < We need to value , cherish > < and celebrate positive ethics . >
and celebrate positive ethics .
We need to value , cherish
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< I have n’t even interacted with anyone > < since I got off the bus > & I’m already in a’ fuck everything’ kind of mood . #great#pissed
since I got off the bus
I have n’t even interacted with anyone
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! Lmao [USER] Niggas like skinny girls < cause they can slang us around during sex ...... > Ca nt do that with a big girl < huh ?’ >
huh ?’
cause they can slang us around during sex ......
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Listen i’m just going to say it ... nnThe longer this goes with quality control checks .... < the more its looking like one of two options .. > either its being rigged ( I hate saying that ) orrrr .... the IDP fucked up so badly < that this is a shit show .... > #IowaCaucuses
that this is a shit show ....
the more its looking like one of two options ..
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Cannon : < New providers . Used to have’ unbundled’ faculty > < where they did it all > #highered [USER]
where they did it all
New providers . Used to have’ unbundled’ faculty
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< I wonder > < how many dumb rednecks boycott > #TacoBell for their new slogan’ Live Mas’ .
how many dumb rednecks boycott
I wonder
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< WHERE IS SLANDER X SAID THE SKY’S POTIONSnnI’ve been listening to the unreleased live version for a couple weeks straight > and I ca n’t wait for the finished , HQ song . < Absolutely can not wait . >
Absolutely can not wait .
WHERE IS SLANDER X SAID THE SKY’S POTIONSnnI’ve been listening to the unreleased live version for a couple weeks straight
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< on The Wire > when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ i always thought they meant CD burners for making mixtapes <’ i always thought >
’ i always thought
on The Wire
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< Wait , Henrik is wearing the’ A’ in this game ? ? ? > < That’s so awesome . >
That’s so awesome .
Wait , Henrik is wearing the’ A’ in this game ? ? ?
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Am I the only 1 < havn ahard time w the new’ MIO’ commercial ? ? > #ucansquirtalittleorsquirtalot#ijs < lol ... >
lol ...
havn ahard time w the new’ MIO’ commercial ? ?
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< I audibly said > < oh fuck cuz I thought > I just got charged $ 200 + without any notice
oh fuck cuz I thought
I audibly said
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I would say <’ cross your fingers’ > but that will make it hard to type . < newline > #ItsAlwaysFriday
newline
’ cross your fingers’
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I would say <’ cross your fingers’ > but that will make it hard to type . newline < #ItsAlwaysFriday >
#ItsAlwaysFriday
’ cross your fingers’
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do n’t assume < someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . > usually they put in hard work to look good . ask < how they train ! >
how they train !
someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism .
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do n’t assume someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . usually they put in hard work to look good . < ask > < how they train ! >
how they train !
ask
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< #foodIQ > < - Meezer stuck paw in bowl & then in mouth . > meowed’ this is baked yam with side of steamed broccoli .’ howl . wot a cat .
- Meezer stuck paw in bowl & then in mouth .
#foodIQ
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< Lol What ? > [USER] < I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! ! > 😂😂😂😂’
I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! !
Lol What ?
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Last night a dude stopped me < before I crossed at the light > and said :’ I just want to tell you < that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :) >
that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :)
before I crossed at the light
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Last night a dude stopped me before I crossed at the light < and said : >’ I just want to tell you < that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :) >
that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :)
and said :
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<’ That was heavy duty the way > < your father fell out of that coffin . > He was like’ BLAH !’ & I was like’ DAAAMN !’’ Hahaha ( : #deathatafuneral
your father fell out of that coffin .
’ That was heavy duty the way
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People with bad breathe < be talking all in yo face like their breathe do n’t smell like shit , > < God bless this nigga mouth with your Holy Water >
God bless this nigga mouth with your Holy Water
be talking all in yo face like their breathe do n’t smell like shit ,
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling < I get > when I realize the thing < I was really excited about and proud of > is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
I was really excited about and proud of
I get
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get < when I realize > < the thing > I was really excited about and proud of is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
the thing
when I realize
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get < when I realize > the thing I was really excited about and proud of is something < I totally screwed up > and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
I totally screwed up
when I realize
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize < the thing > < I was really excited about and proud of > is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
I was really excited about and proud of
the thing
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize < the thing > I was really excited about and proud of is something < I totally screwed up > and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
I totally screwed up
the thing
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After hearing a conversation from a couple of female friends < I must ask’ > <’ Do Girls watch more or as much Porn > as Guys do ?’
’ Do Girls watch more or as much Porn
I must ask’
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< Just want to say > <’ you’re welcome’ to everyone > I’ve ever met for me not having a Boston accent .
’ you’re welcome’ to everyone
Just want to say
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< Just want to say >’ you’re welcome’ to everyone < I’ve ever met for me > not having a Boston accent .
I’ve ever met for me
Just want to say
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’ Open up her mouth < and has teeth > that looks like tools ... < She can go into sears > and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
She can go into sears
and has teeth
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’ Open up her mouth and has teeth < that looks like tools ... > She can go into sears < and put black & decker out of business’ LoL >
and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
that looks like tools ...
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< Lmao People > < Who Have’ Entertainer’ In Their Bio Are So Funny . >
Who Have’ Entertainer’ In Their Bio Are So Funny .
Lmao People
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< Hey [USER] , there’s somebody > < giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles . > Need to check into it . Think he goes by’ Obama’ .
giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles .
Hey [USER] , there’s somebody
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Hey [USER] , there’s somebody < giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles . > < Need to check into it . > Think he goes by’ Obama’ .
Need to check into it .
giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles .
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< Maybe it’s just me , > but I ca n’t deal with u nor have the time for u < if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality > and have to be sneaking ✋😔
if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality
Maybe it’s just me ,
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< Next iphone is > 750 < $ ? > This shit better turn my girl phone off every time I Text her’ goodnight’
$ ?
Next iphone is
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Dear [USER] fans < when u hear’ God Bless America’ take your hat off . > < Show some respect . > Perhaps you should look up why u have off tomorrow
Show some respect .
when u hear’ God Bless America’ take your hat off .
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<’ There’s water joining the nothing in Doreen’s stomach ! > < Whoo ! Party in Doreen’s stomach !’ [USER] >
Whoo ! Party in Doreen’s stomach !’ [USER]
’ There’s water joining the nothing in Doreen’s stomach !
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Blessed are those < who give > without remembering . And blessed are those < who take > without forgetting .
who take
who give
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Blessed are those who give < without remembering . > And blessed are those who take < without forgetting . >
without forgetting .
without remembering .
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When my hunni told me abt ur tattoo he said < u were getting > <’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha ! > He was n’t [USER]
’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha !
u were getting
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< I had a nigga > that went through my phone < everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it > I was somebody he did n’t take’ serious’
everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it
I had a nigga
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I had a nigga that went through my phone < everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it > < I was somebody > he did n’t take’ serious’
I was somebody
everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it
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< Last time I was there Iour waitor was all’ My name is Steve > but you can call me whatever’ and someone in my family asked < if they could ... >
if they could ...
Last time I was there Iour waitor was all’ My name is Steve
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< In the pursuit > of making strong female characters , writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
while not realizing
In the pursuit
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In the pursuit < of making strong female characters , > < writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , > while not realizing that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings ,
of making strong female characters ,
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In the pursuit < of making strong female characters , > writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
while not realizing
of making strong female characters ,
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< #ICantDateYou > < if you think > you to grown to enjoy life and even smile sumtimes’ do n’t be so serious’
if you think
#ICantDateYou
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< I ANIT BUST YAH SHIT OUT .’ >’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’ Cause I anit finna play with y’ all hoes period .’ <’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’ >
’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’
I ANIT BUST YAH SHIT OUT .’
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people are so used to the whole’ if its meant to be it’ll be’ < and they forget > < that things worth having actually take work and sacrifice >
that things worth having actually take work and sacrifice
and they forget
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< Yes ! > < This new’ one miracle’ rule significantly increases my shot at sainthood ! >
This new’ one miracle’ rule significantly increases my shot at sainthood !
Yes !
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< Do you have gangrene of the genitals?nnWhen > I’m seeing class action lawsuit commercials that start like that , < these pharmaceutical companies have gone too far >
these pharmaceutical companies have gone too far
Do you have gangrene of the genitals?nnWhen
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< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute < as Noriko > who likes me back in the day , I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! #BattleRoyaleBook
as Noriko
Shuya !
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< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute as Noriko < who likes me back in the day , > I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! #BattleRoyaleBook
who likes me back in the day ,
Shuya !
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< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute as Noriko who likes me back in the day , < I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! > #BattleRoyaleBook
I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this !
Shuya !
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Shuya ! < If I had a girl cute > as Noriko who likes me back in the day , < I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! > #BattleRoyaleBook
I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this !
If I had a girl cute
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’ Time do nt go back .. < it goes forward .. > < cant run from the pain go towards it’ >
cant run from the pain go towards it’
it goes forward ..
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< you know > your class could be interesting when your chem prof says < he brought some of his’ toys’ today >
he brought some of his’ toys’ today
you know
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< Ai nt no’ man’ know > < how to treat a woman . >
how to treat a woman .
Ai nt no’ man’ know
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Lol somebody hung up on my < 3-yr > old cousin < & she got mad > and yelled’ bitch’
& she got mad
3-yr
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Lol somebody hung up on my 3-yr < old cousin > < & she got mad > and yelled’ bitch’
& she got mad
old cousin
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< Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? ! > < Really nigga ! > Yeah that makes you look like a’ thug nigga’ . Yeah I’m glad I dodged yo drunk ass .
Really nigga !
Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? !
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She must really be a < 2 > if she cares what you think .. [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a 6 out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
Just told a bartender
2
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She must really be a 2 < if she cares what you think .. > [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a 6 out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
Just told a bartender
if she cares what you think ..
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She must really be a 2 if she cares what you think .. [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a < 6 > out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
6
Just told a bartender
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Schools do n’t have a way < 2 > < make a profit > & reinvest in the’ company .’ #edchat
make a profit
2
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< God is not the bandage > < we place on the wound of our unknowing . > God is the wound.nn [USER]
we place on the wound of our unknowing .
God is not the bandage
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Nelson : < At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots > < while I was there . > nnI experienced people doing their best . At no point did I experience any form of fraud or manipulation or nefariousness . Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night
while I was there .
At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots
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Nelson : At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots < while I was there . > nnI experienced people doing their best . At no point did I experience any form of fraud or manipulation or nefariousness . < Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night >
Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night
while I was there .
N
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Ugh I just wanna leave who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving < u do n’t have to feed me > < I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’ >
I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’
u do n’t have to feed me
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’ And then it leapt out like a salmon ! !’ <’ Haha ! > < #OneBorn > is priceless tonight !
#OneBorn
’ Haha !
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’ And then it leapt out like a salmon ! !’ Haha ! < #OneBorn > < is priceless tonight ! >
is priceless tonight !
#OneBorn
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< “ Everyone in the House is surprised > and disappointed by this news , said Chatfield in a statement . < There’ll be more to say > once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman .
There’ll be more to say
“ Everyone in the House is surprised
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“ Everyone in the House is surprised and disappointed by this news , said Chatfield in a statement . < There’ll be more to say > < once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman . >
once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman .
There’ll be more to say
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< On a whim , I try Shazam on my phone > < to see > if it can pick up the song . It works .’ My President’ by Young Jeezy featuring Nas .
to see
On a whim , I try Shazam on my phone
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Told’em I finished school , and I started my own business newline < They say >’ oh you graduated ?’ newline No I decided < I was finished >
I was finished
They say
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< A father just explained to his > 7 year old son how’ faggots are evil in the eyes of God < and we need to work > to cleanse the world of them’
and we need to work
A father just explained to his
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< I can eat toast later ! > < is a thought with an exclamation mark > that I had today .
is a thought with an exclamation mark
I can eat toast later !
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< It absolutely breaks my heart to see > friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible < and say > its to prevent piracy . nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this and you’ve done nothing .
and say
It absolutely breaks my heart to see
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Reading’ The Day I Ate Whatever I Wanted’ on my Kindle < & wishing > < I could slather butter on it > & eat it w / a side of southern chix . #fb
I could slather butter on it
& wishing
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I bet < nobody knws the appropriate time > < to use’ ;’ in a sentence >
to use’ ;’ in a sentence
nobody knws the appropriate time
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I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck < and Do n’t take a picture , > your camera will break < 😐 > shits funny lol
😐
and Do n’t take a picture ,
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I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck < and Do n’t take a picture , > your camera will break 😐 < shits funny lol >
shits funny lol
and Do n’t take a picture ,
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3_55369
So , I looked up < to speak to wife > as I was typing my name at the end of an email . < nThought I hit Shift+A , > then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
nThought I hit Shift+A ,
to speak to wife
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So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > < and saw > that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
and saw
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
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So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen < and saw > that despite there being meer on the screen , < my email was niks meer nie . >
my email was niks meer nie .
and saw
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S / O the people that got the first < #DeadFreshCrew > < Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol . > 1’
Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol .
#DeadFreshCrew
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Yesterday crucifixion . Tomorrow resurrection . Today’ in between .’ I wonder < what people wondered in between ? > < Keep walking by faith ! >
Keep walking by faith !
what people wondered in between ?
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< BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant > without needing a Headspace account or to pay , < just say meditate with headspace > to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts .
just say meditate with headspace
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant
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Some1 jus told me : <’ There are > 2 important things in life : < figuring out what you want > & learning how to ask for it .’ #interesting
figuring out what you want
’ There are
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Some1 jus told me :’ There are < 2 > important things in life : figuring out what you want & learning < how to ask for it .’ > #interesting
how to ask for it .’
2
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Some1 jus told me :’ There are 2 < important things in life : > figuring out what you want & learning how to ask for it .’ < #interesting >
#interesting
important things in life :
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<’ There’s a line between caring & interfering . > < There’s a line between trying & forcing . > There’s a line between loving & controlling #AMEN’
There’s a line between trying & forcing .
’ There’s a line between caring & interfering .
C
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by < 7 > am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , < they all have basically said , > you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
they all have basically said ,
7
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by 7 < am the first day . > I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , < you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH > *
you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH
am the first day .
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< My advisor : >’ Do n’t worry . You’re not a Lone Ranger . A few of your classmates are n’t graduating < because of this class too’ >
because of this class too’
My advisor :
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Packers head coach Matt LaFleur says the team is still preparing to play on Thursday night against the San Francisco 49ers.nnIt <’s not an excuse > to go out there and play bad . < It is what it is , man . > Said team must adapt and adjust .
It is what it is , man .
’s not an excuse
N
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< Finally found out how to see > when people’ mention’ me . So if I have nt replied to you.its cause I did nt know < you [USER] me sorry!follwing > 2 many
you [USER] me sorry!follwing
Finally found out how to see
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