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< From a trying to do normal , > < everyday things standpoint , > it is so difficult being a foreigner trying to live in the US . I’m close to breaking point to be honest . It was so easy in Canada .
everyday things standpoint ,
From a trying to do normal ,
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A #YHS moment . <’ Wheb ur official messes up > u have ur best friend supply the homie .’ #wordsofadvice < I next weekend will be supplying a homie >
I next weekend will be supplying a homie
’ Wheb ur official messes up
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3_54000
< please advise > when people should stop using please advise in their emails indicating < they want a response . > newline newline Could be worse ,’ please advice’
they want a response .
please advise
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3_54084
please advise when people should stop using please advise in their emails < indicating > < they want a response . > newline newline Could be worse ,’ please advice’
they want a response .
indicating
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My dvd player just lowkey read me lol ... I put in a dvd and it said <’ This dvd is dirty . > < Take it out > and clean it’ . Biiiiitch . ! Lol
Take it out
’ This dvd is dirty .
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3_54306
< This fool just said’ we comorlete opposites . > < I m a thug > and you a square but we have so much in common’ lmbo
I m a thug
This fool just said’ we comorlete opposites .
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< The Bad Idea Dinosaur is whispering in my ear : > <’ Tired ? Just do Jäger shots > until you pass out .’
’ Tired ? Just do Jäger shots
The Bad Idea Dinosaur is whispering in my ear :
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< If facebook ever shut down > you d see people roaming the streets < shoving pictures in peoples faces > screaming’ Do you like this ? DO YOU ? ! :D
shoving pictures in peoples faces
If facebook ever shut down
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Dear [USER] fans when u hear’ God Bless America’ take your hat off . Show some respect . < Perhaps you should look up > < why u have off tomorrow >
why u have off tomorrow
Perhaps you should look up
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<’ Loosens tie’ um mam I’ve been in this game for far too long . > I’ve seen it all < and I know what I need > ... I’m not anybody’s savior ..
and I know what I need
’ Loosens tie’ um mam I’ve been in this game for far too long .
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3_55032
< Oh , [USER]. You do n’t need to pimp’ Ghostbusters’ to me . > You do n’t even need to let me know it’s on your service . < I sensed its arrival . >
I sensed its arrival .
Oh , [USER]. You do n’t need to pimp’ Ghostbusters’ to me .
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3_55060
God is not the bandage < we place on the wound of our unknowing . > < God is the wound.nn > [USER]
God is the wound.nn
we place on the wound of our unknowing .
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I win’ Best Start to Thanksgiving Ever .’ W / in < 15 > mins of arrival at Mom’s : < smell gas leak- call fire dept- sirens- avert drama- order pizza >
smell gas leak- call fire dept- sirens- avert drama- order pizza
15
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I win’ Best Start to Thanksgiving Ever .’ W / in 15 < mins of arrival at Mom’s : > < smell gas leak- call fire dept- sirens- avert drama- order pizza >
smell gas leak- call fire dept- sirens- avert drama- order pizza
mins of arrival at Mom’s :
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< BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant > < without needing a Headspace account or to pay , > just say meditate with headspace to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts .
without needing a Headspace account or to pay ,
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant
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BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant < without needing a Headspace account or to pay , > just say meditate with headspace to open the app , < or ask headspace for today’s meditation > to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts .
or ask headspace for today’s meditation
without needing a Headspace account or to pay ,
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3_55432
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant < without needing a Headspace account or to pay , > just say meditate with headspace to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation < to jump directly to the free daily one > without prompts .
to jump directly to the free daily one
without needing a Headspace account or to pay ,
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3_55433
You do n’t have to have a graphic designer on your team . < There’s things like Google Slide templates , but at the same time , do n’t bog it down with pictures or clip art , > Cayley Creekmore says . < And have a story or a theme , > Woodley White says , to evoke feeling .
And have a story or a theme ,
There’s things like Google Slide templates , but at the same time , do n’t bog it down with pictures or clip art ,
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3_55446
Welp . < Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , > we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . < We tried to pre - order , sold out by > 7 am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
We tried to pre - order , sold out by
Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts ,
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . < We tried to pre - order , sold out by > < 7 > am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
7
We tried to pre - order , sold out by
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . < We tried to pre - order , sold out by > 7 < am the first day . > I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
am the first day .
We tried to pre - order , sold out by
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . < We tried to pre - order , sold out by > 7 am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , < they all have basically said , > you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
they all have basically said ,
We tried to pre - order , sold out by
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Finally found out how to see when people’ mention’ me . < So if I have nt replied to you.its > cause I did nt know < you [USER] me sorry!follwing > 2 many
you [USER] me sorry!follwing
So if I have nt replied to you.its
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I jus called my Dad 2 < say happy fathers day ... > <’ Damn Missy u call rite in the middle of the game !’ Lol smh [USER] > [USER]
’ Damn Missy u call rite in the middle of the game !’ Lol smh [USER]
say happy fathers day ...
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< If I advertised : > <’ are you tired of people > not answering your calls and texts ?’’ Me too’ -end-
’ are you tired of people
If I advertised :
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< #IcantWait > for my new invention < to hit the streets ....’ pocket wigs’ / Wigs with Pockets ... > coming to a store near u in 3010
to hit the streets ....’ pocket wigs’ / Wigs with Pockets ...
#IcantWait
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3_55802
< I am so done with Twitter . > Everyone on here just seems to believe that Trump is kidnapping kids < throwing them in cages . > Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people they disagree with
throwing them in cages .
I am so done with Twitter .
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3_55856
I am so done with Twitter . Everyone on here just seems to believe that Trump is kidnapping kids < throwing them in cages . > Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people < they disagree with >
they disagree with
throwing them in cages .
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The Xmas [USER] < I want to see : > Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , < Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . > Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , they fall in love .
Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain .
I want to see :
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The Xmas [USER] < I want to see : > Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . < Despite zits , overweight , > and having to lie near the space heater , they fall in love .
Despite zits , overweight ,
I want to see :
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The Xmas [USER] I want to see : < Christmas in Staten Island . > When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , < Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . > Despite zits , overweight , and having to lie near the space heater , they fall in love .
Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain .
Christmas in Staten Island .
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The Xmas [USER] I want to see : Christmas in Staten Island . When Grandma clogs the toilet on Christmas Eve , Jerry the Plumber snakes Mary Catherine’s drain . Despite zits , overweight , < and having to lie near the space heater , > < they fall in love . >
they fall in love .
and having to lie near the space heater ,
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Add up the numerical positions of each letter in the word’ Attitude’ & you get 100 . < Get it ? > Attitude = 100 . < Had some down time ... >
Had some down time ...
Get it ?
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3_55974
< Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks > to see < who closes > **sees its the person who cucked me today*nYeah . 12a to 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS
who closes
Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks
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Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . < But in > 1927 < , there was not time to waste . > He had borrowed 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
, there was not time to waste .
But in
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< Who does n’t watch porn nowadays , > I mean , Every body projects it like there’s nothing wrong , lbvs . They just be like’ oh yeah . < I watch porn .’ >
I watch porn .’
Who does n’t watch porn nowadays ,
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I know what would make u feel better [USER] < I’m hungry . > < Sum ice cream soundz gud mayb > it’ll help me feel better .’
Sum ice cream soundz gud mayb
I’m hungry .
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We want more . < We want more . > < [USER] How about these downpours ? ! ? > Yikes . #EnoughAlready#SoggyJuly”
[USER] How about these downpours ? ! ?
We want more .
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3_56373
< I hate > when my company comes over < and my mom tells me > I have to change from my shorts to’ long pants’ . #seriously#browngirlproblems
and my mom tells me
I hate
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’ Going the bed for the night . < Goodnight twitter . > < Love all my followers . > Shoutout to everyone’ #teamfollowback
Love all my followers .
Goodnight twitter .
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3_56420
I have a guaranteed weight loss plan that will work for 90 % of us < who are over weight .’ >’ Eat less and exercise more’ ! < That’s a cheap plan ! >
That’s a cheap plan !
who are over weight .’
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< So > < you always blow me off , > get mad when I do nt invite you , do nt give a shit about me , never invite me anywhere anymore . Fuck you’ bestfriend’
you always blow me off ,
So
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< So > you always blow me off , get mad < when I do nt invite you , > do nt give a shit about me , never invite me anywhere anymore . Fuck you’ bestfriend’
when I do nt invite you ,
So
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So you always blow me off , get mad when I do nt invite you , < do nt give a shit about me , > never invite me anywhere anymore . < Fuck you’ bestfriend’ >
Fuck you’ bestfriend’
do nt give a shit about me ,
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3_56551
’ Those are brave men < knocking at our door . > < Let’s go kill them !’ > #GameOfThronesRewatch
Let’s go kill them !’
knocking at our door .
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It is a common human condition to look only at unfulfilled desires in our lives . We never count our blessings . If God fulfills our lives in 95 ways and does not fulfil them in 5 , we take the the 95 < for granted > and feel unhappy that He has not deemed fit < to grant us the > 5
to grant us the
for granted
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Nickname’ Lights Out’ but 4 < of her > 5 < wins are by submission ? > Okay . #Bellator#MMA
wins are by submission ?
of her
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< it ai n’t about who did it first , > It’s bout < who did it right , > niggas lookin like’ Preach !’
who did it right ,
it ai n’t about who did it first ,
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3_54006
Let’s play the game’ How many places can I go < without a bra on today ?’ >’ So far we’re at < 3 > .
3
without a bra on today ?’
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OC Gerad Parker : < I think > we all would agree that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed and his leadership is continuing to grow .. < He played at a high level .. > really impressed with our OL and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
He played at a high level ..
I think
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OC Gerad Parker : I think we all would agree < that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed > < and his leadership is continuing to grow .. > He played at a high level .. really impressed with our OL and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
and his leadership is continuing to grow ..
that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed
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OC Gerad Parker : I think we all would agree that we really like where Jarret Doege is headed and his leadership is continuing to grow .. < He played at a high level .. > < really impressed with our OL > and how they allowed us to throw it so much .
really impressed with our OL
He played at a high level ..
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3_54073
please advise when people should stop using please advise in their emails indicating < they want a response . > < newline > newline Could be worse ,’ please advice’
newline
they want a response .
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< So what are the odds - the > #hottest < people at the > #gym are the least social ones that do n’t’ chit chat’ with anyone . Hmm
people at the
So what are the odds - the
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So what are the odds - the < #hottest > people at the < #gym > are the least social ones that do n’t’ chit chat’ with anyone . Hmm
#gym
#hottest
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3_54114
<’ Why are they Trippin cause i ACCIDENTALLY rung the bell ! !’ > 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 [USER] < #whoareyou >
#whoareyou
’ Why are they Trippin cause i ACCIDENTALLY rung the bell ! !’
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3_54130
The other day i was made to feel really old . < I asked a kid > < if they’d heard of this new CD.The > kid looked up at me and said’ what’s a CD?’ #WOW
if they’d heard of this new CD.The
I asked a kid
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3_54157
: < Hoes do n’t get Respect > But women do :) So a note to you HOES < if you want respect > then act like a woman and not a hoe!’ true
if you want respect
Hoes do n’t get Respect
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3_54219
< Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me > and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until 2011 < because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . > Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there i spent a few years there floundering about
because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed .
Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me
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3_54227
Finally realized pretty much all my Friends in school were just pitying me and never liked me at all.nnI did not go to community college until < 2011 > because I was too lethargic to even get out of bed . Depression is a bitch.nnFrom there < i spent a few years there > floundering about
i spent a few years there
2011
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3_54238
< The article also informed readers > that the paper is discontinuing its Sunday edition < and moving that content to its Saturday paper : > ... Saturday’s newspaper will be bigger , better and even more focused on Lawrence County — addressing your concerns .
and moving that content to its Saturday paper :
The article also informed readers
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3_54257
The article also informed readers that the paper is discontinuing its Sunday edition < and moving that content to its Saturday paper : > ... Saturday’s newspaper will be bigger , better and even more focused on Lawrence County — < addressing your concerns . >
addressing your concerns .
and moving that content to its Saturday paper :
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<’ You better get yo hands off me > < fo i beat the breaks off yo monkey face’ lmfaoooo >
fo i beat the breaks off yo monkey face’ lmfaoooo
’ You better get yo hands off me
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3_54328
When is’ Soon’ - in nigga time that is < 3 > < - > 6 months lbvs
-
3
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3_54344
< Ya boy has just been put on the’ Indy Spotlight’ on the radio stations in all of Indiana > < 4 >’ Shawty A Gangsta’ ! I feel like the Jeffersons !
4
Ya boy has just been put on the’ Indy Spotlight’ on the radio stations in all of Indiana
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3_54351
< Just smoked a blunt on the light rail with some strange guy . > < So I guess > I’m pretty chill .
So I guess
Just smoked a blunt on the light rail with some strange guy .
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3_54354
The worse nights sleep ever , < I keep dreaming > [USER] will come running in saying < HELPPPPPP baby’s coming’ :( Come on bump nanny ca n’t wait >
HELPPPPPP baby’s coming’ :( Come on bump nanny ca n’t wait
I keep dreaming
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3_54364
The worse nights sleep ever , I keep dreaming < [USER] > < will come running > in saying HELPPPPPP baby’s coming’ :( Come on bump nanny ca n’t wait
will come running
[USER]
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3_54365
< So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search , > and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar . nI hereby publicly propose March < 26 > ( my Birthday ! ) as nAutodidact Day .
26
So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search ,
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3_54374
So I did just some minimal poking around with a Google search , and there’s no Autodidact Day as an annual date on the calendar . < nI hereby publicly propose March > 26 ( my Birthday ! ) < as nAutodidact Day . >
as nAutodidact Day .
nI hereby publicly propose March
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3_54379
< Just when I finally figure out > how it works I do something really silly like click’ yes’ on an upgrade request . < Ugh ! > #whatwasithinking
Ugh !
Just when I finally figure out
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3_54387
Just when I finally figure out < how it works > I do something really silly like click’ yes’ on an upgrade request . < Ugh ! > #whatwasithinking
Ugh !
how it works
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3_54390
Fox could only sigh sadly , he knew < that his driver was right > but over sleeping bothered him so he came up with a plan . Yes that’ll work . ! < He would beam , > once he left the shed to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part 2
He would beam ,
that his driver was right
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3_54416
Fox could only sigh sadly , he knew that his driver was right but over sleeping bothered him so he came up with a plan . < Yes that’ll work . ! > He would beam , once he left the shed < to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part > 2
to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part
Yes that’ll work . !
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3_54427
Fox could only sigh sadly , he knew that his driver was right but over sleeping bothered him so he came up with a plan . Yes that’ll work . ! < He would beam , > once he left the shed < to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part > 2
to do some shunting.nnTo be continued for part
He would beam ,
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3_54430
imagine < 3racha > making a comeback with a mixtape called fuck jype for not treating their artists equally < and then the jyp nation leaves jype > to make their own label where they help each other with producing , lyrics , line distribution , and choreographynmy wattpad brain : ?
and then the jyp nation leaves jype
3racha
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Make sure you bring it to South < so I can watch it lol [USER] > [USER] < lol I have the original Toy Story ! > Lol [USER][USER]4’
lol I have the original Toy Story !
so I can watch it lol [USER]
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3_54488
The greatness of our real estate is exactly the challenge < we have today , > < Shake Shack CEO Randy Garutti . > $ SHAK
Shake Shack CEO Randy Garutti .
we have today ,
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3_54496
#ilikeduuntil < you said >’ I thought < [USER] > was from new york ! ?’ Nah ma he from #jersey
[USER]
you said
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3_54529
If facebook ever shut down you d see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces < screaming’ Do you like this ? > < DO YOU ? ! > :D
DO YOU ? !
screaming’ Do you like this ?
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3_54557
*freshmen [USER] Freshmans : I’m in high school . Sophomores : < All these freshmans . > < Juniors : > we run this shit ! ! Seniors : you’re all lame’
Juniors :
All these freshmans .
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3_54572
< People > < that take those’ express’ classes or whatever are crazy ... > A semester of work in TWO WEEKS ? ? ? No Thanks .
that take those’ express’ classes or whatever are crazy ...
People
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3_54578
< I have n’t even interacted with anyone > since I got off the bus < & I’m already in a’ fuck everything’ kind of mood . > #great#pissed
& I’m already in a’ fuck everything’ kind of mood .
I have n’t even interacted with anyone
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3_54610
I have n’t even interacted with anyone < since I got off the bus > & I’m already in a’ fuck everything’ kind of mood . < #great#pissed >
#great#pissed
since I got off the bus
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3_54613
Listen i’m just going to say it ... < nnThe longer this goes with quality control checks .... > the more its looking like one of two options .. either its being rigged < ( I hate saying that ) > orrrr .... the IDP fucked up so badly that this is a shit show .... #IowaCaucuses
( I hate saying that )
nnThe longer this goes with quality control checks ....
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3_54634
on The Wire < when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ > <’ i always thought > they meant CD burners for making mixtapes
’ i always thought
when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’
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3_54660
on The Wire when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ i always thought < they meant CD burners > < for making mixtapes >
for making mixtapes
they meant CD burners
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3_54665
< I want the word literally to become a vulgarity > that causes people to look at you funny < if said in public >
if said in public
I want the word literally to become a vulgarity
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3_54667
<’ Failed by his family’ do n’t put this on his family sun > < it was all him >
it was all him
’ Failed by his family’ do n’t put this on his family sun
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3_54690
I audibly said oh fuck cuz I thought < I just got charged $ > 200 + < without any notice >
without any notice
I just got charged $
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3_54703
I would say’ cross your fingers’ < but that will make it hard to type . > < newline > #ItsAlwaysFriday
newline
but that will make it hard to type .
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3_54711
do n’t assume < someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . > usually they put in hard work < to look good . > ask how they train !
to look good .
someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism .
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3_54723
do n’t assume someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . < usually they put in hard work > < to look good . > ask how they train !
to look good .
usually they put in hard work
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3_54726
Lol What ? [USER] < I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! ! > < 😂😂😂😂 >’
😂😂😂😂
I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! !
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3_54736
< If I ever got > #CatFished whenever I came to pick you up for our’ First Date’ < and I saw > you were n’t who you said you were I’d drive off ! SAP
and I saw
If I ever got
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3_54752
When people ask me what I thought of Arizona , < I simply respond > <’ I now know > why Affliction is still in business .’
’ I now know
I simply respond
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3_54792
When people ask me what I thought of Arizona , < I simply respond >’ I now know < why Affliction is still in business .’ >
why Affliction is still in business .’
I simply respond
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3_54793
< My little brother asked > why nobody’s texted me today .. I said’ cause I’m ugly’ < & this lil nigga busted out laughing > & said’ truuu’ 😒😂
& this lil nigga busted out laughing
My little brother asked
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My little brother asked < why nobody’s texted me today .. > < I said >’ cause I’m ugly’ & this lil nigga busted out laughing & said’ truuu’ 😒😂
I said
why nobody’s texted me today ..
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3_54798
< I need a better word than deflated > to describe the feeling I get < when I realize > the thing I was really excited about and proud of is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
when I realize
I need a better word than deflated
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