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< I need a better word than deflated > to describe the feeling I get when I realize < the thing > I was really excited about and proud of is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
the thing
I need a better word than deflated
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize the thing I was really excited about and proud of < is something > I totally screwed up and need to do again < to fix it . > Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
to fix it .
is something
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<’ Open up her mouth > < and has teeth > that looks like tools ... She can go into sears and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
and has teeth
’ Open up her mouth
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<’ Open up her mouth > and has teeth < that looks like tools ... > She can go into sears and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
that looks like tools ...
’ Open up her mouth
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<’ Open up her mouth > and has teeth that looks like tools ... < She can go into sears > and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
She can go into sears
’ Open up her mouth
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Everyones fake , I’m just happy < I got to notice it now .. > I feel bad for those girls < who think > they actually have’ girls’
who think
I got to notice it now ..
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Lets face it , people do n’t hate < 1D > < because’ they are jealous’ . > They hate them because of the fans ! ..
because’ they are jealous’ .
1D
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< Hey [USER] , there’s somebody > giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles . Need to check into it . < Think > he goes by’ Obama’ .
Think
Hey [USER] , there’s somebody
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< Oooooooh , [USER] with Endless Night ... > < and I’m weeping . > #miscast2020 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
and I’m weeping .
Oooooooh , [USER] with Endless Night ...
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I need to be going with you ... [USER] < Should I jog later > < or go to the gym ?’ >
or go to the gym ?’
Should I jog later
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Blessed are those < who give > without remembering . And blessed are those who take < without forgetting . >
without forgetting .
who give
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< When my hunni told me > < abt ur tattoo > he said u were getting’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha ! He was n’t [USER]
abt ur tattoo
When my hunni told me
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Ohhh .. I put my phone on’ Normal’ < and it’s ringing every time > < I get a mention •_• >
I get a mention •_•
and it’s ringing every time
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Last time I was there Iour waitor was all’ My name is Steve < but you can call me whatever’ > < and someone in my family asked > if they could ...
and someone in my family asked
but you can call me whatever’
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sorry twitter i m just in a cranky ass mood < because anthony called to argue at > < 7 > fucking AM and louis txted me saying’ never’ never to what ? !
7
because anthony called to argue at
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sorry twitter i m just in a cranky ass mood because anthony called to argue at 7 < fucking AM > < and louis txted me > saying’ never’ never to what ? !
and louis txted me
fucking AM
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In the pursuit of making strong female characters , writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two < to struggle with . >
to struggle with .
while not realizing
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< This nigga said > < he seen my boo today .. > my reply’ did you see yo boo today ?’ hell naw ctfu speak for ya self
he seen my boo today ..
This nigga said
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Shuya ! If I had a girl cute as Noriko < who likes me back in the day , > < I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! > #BattleRoyaleBook
I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this !
who likes me back in the day ,
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Moments like this make me regret all of those days in preschool < when I was’ that kid’ > < that kept everyone up during nap time . > #liveandlearn
that kept everyone up during nap time .
when I was’ that kid’
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<’ Time do nt go back .. > it goes forward .. < cant run from the pain go towards it’ >
cant run from the pain go towards it’
’ Time do nt go back ..
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you know < your class could be interesting > < when your chem prof says > he brought some of his’ toys’ today
when your chem prof says
your class could be interesting
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< I get mad > when I kiss somebody < and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid . > I keep doing it til it sounds cute .
and the’ smooch’ sounds stupid .
I get mad
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< She must really be a > 2 if she cares what you think .. [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a 6 out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
Just told a bartender
She must really be a
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< Kids these days are more interested in whether or not we twerk > < instead of providing venture capital to wework smh >
instead of providing venture capital to wework smh
Kids these days are more interested in whether or not we twerk
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< Told’em > I finished school , and I started my own business newline < They say >’ oh you graduated ?’ newline No I decided I was finished
They say
Told’em
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-as does any relationship closer than 3rd cousin ( including by marriage ) with any public official or fortune 1000 executive or board membernnBut this disqualifies so many capable people!nnHonestly could < 450 > < randomly selected people do any worse than the current group ? >
randomly selected people do any worse than the current group ?
450
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< Also , if anyone is willing to review a copy of the Cartoon Diaries or New Disease Streets on Amazon or Goodreads > I can send it to your e - mail if interested . DM me if interested . < Thanks > #poetrycommunity#writingcommunity#readingcommunity#poetry #books
Thanks
Also , if anyone is willing to review a copy of the Cartoon Diaries or New Disease Streets on Amazon or Goodreads
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Also , if anyone is willing to review a copy of the Cartoon Diaries or New Disease Streets on Amazon or Goodreads < I can send it to your e - mail if interested . > DM me if interested . < Thanks > #poetrycommunity#writingcommunity#readingcommunity#poetry #books
Thanks
I can send it to your e - mail if interested .
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Also , if anyone is willing to review a copy of the Cartoon Diaries or New Disease Streets on Amazon or Goodreads I can send it to your e - mail if interested . < DM me if interested . > < Thanks > #poetrycommunity#writingcommunity#readingcommunity#poetry #books
Thanks
DM me if interested .
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It absolutely breaks my heart to see friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible < and say > its to prevent piracy . < nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this > and you’ve done nothing .
nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this
and say
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It absolutely breaks my heart to see friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible and say its to prevent piracy . < nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this > < and you’ve done nothing . >
and you’ve done nothing .
nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this
D
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Reading’ The Day I Ate Whatever I Wanted’ on my Kindle & wishing < I could slather butter on it > < & eat it w / a side of southern chix . > #fb
& eat it w / a side of southern chix .
I could slather butter on it
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Tim says he’s a Fresh Start , < but there’s not a single issue > that he does n’t completely agree with Micah Van Huss on . Not a single one . < He said so in his campaign . > That’s not a fresh start , that’s just the same ole’ same ole’ that the GOP has been shoveling for years.nn / end
He said so in his campaign .
but there’s not a single issue
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< I bet > nobody knws the appropriate time < to use’ ;’ in a sentence >
to use’ ;’ in a sentence
I bet
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Imma give u $ < 20 > < for a pound ... > hahaha [USER] I’m getting deported . Lol .’
for a pound ...
20
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Imma give u $ 20 < for a pound ... > hahaha [USER] I’m getting deported . < Lol .’ >
Lol .’
for a pound ...
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BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant < without needing a Headspace account or to pay , > < just say meditate with headspace > to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts .
just say meditate with headspace
without needing a Headspace account or to pay ,
C
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< This nigga [USER] sparked that’ We Outta Here’ > ( Slaughterhouse ) < track off so crazy ! >
track off so crazy !
This nigga [USER] sparked that’ We Outta Here’
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< Some1 jus told me : >’ There are < 2 > important things in life : figuring out what you want & learning how to ask for it .’ #interesting
2
Some1 jus told me :
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Some1 jus told me :’ There are < 2 > < important things in life : > figuring out what you want & learning how to ask for it .’ #interesting
important things in life :
2
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< But having grown up there , > I can unequivocally state that dum dums , smarties , and jolly ranchers are not a new RC trend . < Also whatever that cheap chalk candy was with dinosaur bones > printed on it .
Also whatever that cheap chalk candy was with dinosaur bones
But having grown up there ,
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Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by < 7 > am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , < you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH > *
you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH
7
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< Ah janet released a song for the fans on her site > < called’ Make Me’ i fucking love it >
called’ Make Me’ i fucking love it
Ah janet released a song for the fans on her site
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Still @ work , < but now I’m jamming’ Return of the Real Shit’ by Above the Law .... > < GET FAMILIAR ! >
GET FAMILIAR !
but now I’m jamming’ Return of the Real Shit’ by Above the Law ....
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Packers head coach Matt LaFleur says the team is still preparing to play on Thursday night against the San Francisco 49ers.nnIt <’s not an excuse > to go out there and play bad . It is what it is , man . < Said team must adapt > and adjust .
Said team must adapt
’s not an excuse
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Packers head coach Matt LaFleur says the team is still preparing to play on Thursday night against the San Francisco 49ers.nnIt’s not an excuse < to go out there > < and play bad . > It is what it is , man . Said team must adapt and adjust .
and play bad .
to go out there
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’ There was a tattoo < that STARTED at his obliques > and went into his pants and girl I ca n’t even’ < and this is why Carly should not teach yoga >
and this is why Carly should not teach yoga
that STARTED at his obliques
C
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< NOOOO ! > I’m coming down there to get brooklynn & leaving [USER] 3rd < near death experience in a month .’ >
near death experience in a month .’
NOOOO !
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Am I the only one < that hopes Bungie’s new multi - platform game is’ Pimps at Sea’ ? > < Sailing and pillaging the seas on multiple consoles ? Sweet . >
Sailing and pillaging the seas on multiple consoles ? Sweet .
that hopes Bungie’s new multi - platform game is’ Pimps at Sea’ ?
C
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< Chris texted while on the way to the game . > He’s now there and been wished luck by’ beautiful’ :) go Susquehannah ! < Go CC ! Go Mtown ! >
Go CC ! Go Mtown !
Chris texted while on the way to the game .
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Chris texted while on the way to the game . He’s now there < and been wished luck by’ beautiful’ :) go Susquehannah ! > < Go CC ! Go Mtown ! >
Go CC ! Go Mtown !
and been wished luck by’ beautiful’ :) go Susquehannah !
C
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Oh , man ... Jerry Buss’ voice , lol ... that’s one < I need > < to work on for my’ imitations bag !’ :) >
to work on for my’ imitations bag !’ :)
I need
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<’ tell me of the devotion + emotion > which r n motion 2 the notion < as i drink of this potion + get drunk by its commotion .’ > #beyondthedarkness
as i drink of this potion + get drunk by its commotion .’
’ tell me of the devotion + emotion
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’ tell me of the devotion + emotion which r n motion 2 the notion < as i drink of this potion + get drunk by its commotion .’ > < #beyondthedarkness >
#beyondthedarkness
as i drink of this potion + get drunk by its commotion .’
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting < to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . > GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in < 2020 > as Peaceful Protests . It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
2020
to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors .
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . < GO IN NOW > and stop all this BS . There is no such thing in 2020 < as Peaceful Protests . > It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
as Peaceful Protests .
GO IN NOW
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I do n’t like the idea of waiting to get invited by these liberal mayors and governors . GO IN NOW and stop all this BS . < There is no such thing in > 2020 < as Peaceful Protests . > It’s all propaganda and nothing short of anarchy . Do n’t spend my fed tax money rebuilding thug damage !
as Peaceful Protests .
There is no such thing in
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Honest question . < Why do we all say > < someone is self - isolating ? > How else could you isolate ? With a big group ? That would n’t be isolating at all . That’d be grouping .
someone is self - isolating ?
Why do we all say
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Lol I took a shower and yelled so loud < when the water first touched my scraped knee .. > < my mom yelled’ what happend ! ? !’ it sucked xP >
my mom yelled’ what happend ! ? !’ it sucked xP
when the water first touched my scraped knee ..
C
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’ It’s funny because it’s true ?’ ? Really ? Had any gut busting laughs over the fact < that > < 1361 > is a prime number lately ?
1361
that
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< Oh [USER] All the guys > < tht played me ..... > eat ur muthaf*cking heart out’
tht played me .....
Oh [USER] All the guys
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Was just gon na follow a #NUFC < page > until I realised they’d spelt’ Nowt’ as’ nawt’ .... < Howay man ! ! >
Howay man ! !
page
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Was just gon na follow a #NUFC page < until I realised > they’d spelt’ Nowt’ as’ nawt’ .... < Howay man ! ! >
Howay man ! !
until I realised
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<’ It’s the right time > < when you’re not asking yourself > if it’s the right time .’
when you’re not asking yourself
’ It’s the right time
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#IcantWait < for my new invention > to hit the streets ....’ pocket wigs’ / Wigs with Pockets ... < coming to a store near u in > 3010
coming to a store near u in
for my new invention
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< Tue : > Going to Treff’s in Waco TX . < Showtime > 10:30 . First person to Dance gets a FREE copy of’ Demolition’ ! ! !
Showtime
Tue :
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< Tue : > Going to Treff’s in Waco TX . Showtime < 10:30 > . First person to Dance gets a FREE copy of’ Demolition’ ! ! !
10:30
Tue :
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< Jatori told my mom > <’ Sorry I got in yo car smelling like > who did that and why ?’ Lmao
’ Sorry I got in yo car smelling like
Jatori told my mom
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When you’re watching a walkthrough of an amusement park on YouTube and see an advertisement for candy or something < and there’s a cartoon raccoon on it > and you immediately think < I’d turn into that > #TFproblems
I’d turn into that
and there’s a cartoon raccoon on it
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3_55830
When you’re watching a walkthrough of an amusement park on YouTube and see an advertisement for candy or something and there’s a cartoon raccoon on it < and you immediately think > I’d turn into that < #TFproblems >
#TFproblems
and you immediately think
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When I ask you’ debit or credit ?’ And you say’ does n’t matter ...’ No ✋ . < It actually does matter . > < Now pick one bitch . >
Now pick one bitch .
It actually does matter .
C
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I am so done with Twitter . Everyone on here just seems to believe < that Trump is kidnapping kids > < throwing them in cages . > Weird how it happened way more during obamas presidency . And these same compassionate people are wishing death upon people they disagree with
throwing them in cages .
that Trump is kidnapping kids
C
3_55862
<’ Applause has sold > 10 < million copies within > 19 hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ...
million copies within
’ Applause has sold
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’ Applause has sold < 10 > million copies within 19 < hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ... >
hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ...
10
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’ Applause has sold 10 million copies within < 19 > < hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ... >
hours’ Ok stop Lil monsters ...
19
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< Watching a ted talk . > Lady says :’ Dear Pope Benedict : < News flash ! > I carry condoms on me all the time an I never get laid !’
News flash !
Watching a ted talk .
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I wish [USER] < would have never told me the motto’ due tomorrow = > do tomorrow’ .. < I clearly should not listen to it lol >
I clearly should not listen to it lol
would have never told me the motto’ due tomorrow =
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LEADERSHIP TALK : You can never receive the missing information you need < to excel , > < if you think > you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor you need!nnREAL PROTEGE TALK THERE !
if you think
to excel ,
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LEADERSHIP TALK : You can never receive the missing information you need < to excel , > if you think < you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor > you need!nnREAL PROTEGE TALK THERE !
you are just as knowledgeable as the mentor
to excel ,
C
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#IfWeDate < you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF > < ***** > pics wit anutha dude unless it’s to brutha or cousin or father ! And u fasho Ass hell ai n’t’ chillin’
*****
you ai n’t takin NO MUTHF
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< I bought’ I Should n’t be Telling You This’ by [USER] yesterday . > < A MUST read for all young women professionals . > #readtoachieve#success
A MUST read for all young women professionals .
I bought’ I Should n’t be Telling You This’ by [USER] yesterday .
C
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< I woke up yesterday to a note on my mirror > that said You finally slept like a human being , < congratulations > 😭 Tevin get tf on my nerves
congratulations
I woke up yesterday to a note on my mirror
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< Some years , it’s all it’s not even September yet , > 2020 is just *sighs* < yeah , > start throwing pumpkin spice in everything now , why the hell not .
yeah ,
Some years , it’s all it’s not even September yet ,
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< It takes a > 6’3’ dude to play < 80 >’s music and have no one give you shit
80
It takes a
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It takes a 6’3 <’ dude to play > < 80 >’s music and have no one give you shit
80
’ dude to play
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It takes a 6’3 <’ dude to play > 80 <’s music > and have no one give you shit
’s music
’ dude to play
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It takes a 6’3’ dude to play 80 <’s music > < and have no one give you shit >
and have no one give you shit
’s music
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Do you have time for tomorrow?n*checks to see who closes **sees its the person who cucked me today*nYeah . < 12a > < to > 1a ! nIll take itnnGET FUCKING CUCKED CHRIS
to
12a
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< This beautiful night is perfect for a bit of [USER] gallery hopping . > Join us < to celebrate’ Indiana Icons’ from > 6 - 9 PM in [USER] !
to celebrate’ Indiana Icons’ from
This beautiful night is perfect for a bit of [USER] gallery hopping .
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< Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo . > But in 1927 , there was not time to waste . < He had > borrowed 14 Damascene MSS — all Ibn Ṭūlūn autographs . nSome of those MSS would be sold to Chester Beatty . Others reappear in the Egyptian National Library.~tw 8/10
He had
Aḥmad Taymūr still relied on copyists both in and beyond Cairo .
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< My advice for that ? Just act like you believe it > < and say >’ Ok’ and go find another young lady to chase ...
and say
My advice for that ? Just act like you believe it
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Who does n’t watch porn nowadays , I mean , < Every body projects it like there’s nothing wrong , lbvs . > < They just be like’ oh yeah . > I watch porn .’
They just be like’ oh yeah .
Every body projects it like there’s nothing wrong , lbvs .
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Side note , this whole voting on amendments , motions < to amend by substitution , etc . > when we seem to add and remove things so quickly always give me a pause of Did I just vote for what I think < I voted for ? >
I voted for ?
to amend by substitution , etc .
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Side note , this whole voting on amendments , motions to amend by substitution , etc . < when we seem to add and remove things so quickly > always give me a pause of Did I just vote for what I think < I voted for ? >
I voted for ?
when we seem to add and remove things so quickly
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Just remembered in high school graphic arts class [USER] and I designed a cereal < called Morning Wood w/ slogan > <’ things are looking up’ >
’ things are looking up’
called Morning Wood w/ slogan
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U ever sit there n look at a person and say to yourself , <’ damn I love u’ ... > < I do that everyday >
I do that everyday
’ damn I love u’ ...
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< Dem so > < called’ Funsize’ females lol >
called’ Funsize’ females lol
Dem so
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You uppity Negro lol [USER] < The fact > < that I just got called out for my use of semicolons ... > LOL . [USER]’
that I just got called out for my use of semicolons ...
The fact
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< Shine : > < We believe > we did our research based on representation across the state ... to do the right thing for kids , and four the sport .
We believe
Shine :
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