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Sounds like most everyone has stopped believing < God’s way works . > < And His teachings are for us today . > I’m outta here .
And His teachings are for us today .
God’s way works .
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Sounds like most everyone has stopped believing < God’s way works . > And His teachings are for us today . < I’m outta here . >
I’m outta here .
God’s way works .
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Sounds like most everyone has stopped believing God’s way works . < And His teachings are for us today . > < I’m outta here . >
I’m outta here .
And His teachings are for us today .
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< Well , I’d rather be unhappy > < than have the sort of false , lying happiness > you were having here.nnAldous Huxley ,   Brave New World
than have the sort of false , lying happiness
Well , I’d rather be unhappy
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< Conway Twitty at the Cracker Barrel here in Lubbock . > < Hilarious.’ Lying here with Linda on my mind .’ >
Hilarious.’ Lying here with Linda on my mind .’
Conway Twitty at the Cracker Barrel here in Lubbock .
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< I am convinced > < that non - Black progressives calling Blacks’ buffoons’ and’ Uncle Toms’ is just another way > of calling AfAms the N - word .
that non - Black progressives calling Blacks’ buffoons’ and’ Uncle Toms’ is just another way
I am convinced
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< I have decided > < I want a fully choreographed performance of’ Bye Bye Love’ from All That Jazz at my funeral . >
I want a fully choreographed performance of’ Bye Bye Love’ from All That Jazz at my funeral .
I have decided
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The Government continues to pedal this < by enacting CDC guidelines > we’ll be fine narrative . Well you have complete and utter complacency by Governors like [USER] that hamper the recovery process < by being completely reactionary . > It’s unacceptable .
by being completely reactionary .
by enacting CDC guidelines
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The Government continues to pedal this by enacting CDC guidelines we’ll be fine narrative . < Well you have complete and utter complacency by Governors like [USER] > that hamper the recovery process < by being completely reactionary . > It’s unacceptable .
by being completely reactionary .
Well you have complete and utter complacency by Governors like [USER]
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3_11603
<’ now he thinking > he getting close to the god < just cause he get his bread > and [USER] ssshheesshhh #bars
just cause he get his bread
’ now he thinking
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3_11609
< At one point , > 1 hour into 3-hour < marathon sing - song ordeal , > looked at my wife and said’ You know who Les Miserables are ? Us!’ #LesMiserables
marathon sing - song ordeal ,
At one point ,
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As long as autumn lasts , I shall not have hands , canvas , and colors enough to paint the beautiful things I see . -Vincent Van Goghnn 🧡💛❤ We love fall colors , < how about you ? > < 🧡💛❤ >
🧡💛❤
how about you ?
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Just downloaded’ Now that’s what I call music 85’ < 85 > . I bought now 12 < when I was ten . >
when I was ten .
85
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While I was listening to Love is Blind- Amy Winehouse , < my roommate said , > < and I quote , >’ Gosh you listen to horrible music’ .
and I quote ,
my roommate said ,
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< this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference . > < Mine are both very low , > as I have good insurance in that sense , but until the claims are all processed I wo n’t actually know what I owe here .
Mine are both very low ,
this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference .
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< this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference . > Mine are both very low , < as I have good insurance in that sense , > but until the claims are all processed I wo n’t actually know what I owe here .
as I have good insurance in that sense ,
this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference .
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< this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference . > Mine are both very low , as I have good insurance in that sense , < but > until the claims are all processed I wo n’t actually know what I owe here .
but
this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference .
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this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference . < Mine are both very low , > < as I have good insurance in that sense , > but until the claims are all processed I wo n’t actually know what I owe here .
as I have good insurance in that sense ,
Mine are both very low ,
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this is why low deductibles and out - of - pocket max for co - insurance can make all the difference . Mine are both very low , < as I have good insurance in that sense , > < but > until the claims are all processed I wo n’t actually know what I owe here .
but
as I have good insurance in that sense ,
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A guy < that sleeps around > < is’ da man’ why is that ? ? >
is’ da man’ why is that ? ?
that sleeps around
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< Going old school this afternoon with some Sanctus Real . > < Still think > their cover of U2’s’ Beautiful Day’ is great . #fb
Still think
Going old school this afternoon with some Sanctus Real .
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Going old school this afternoon with some Sanctus Real . < Still think > < their cover of U2’s’ Beautiful Day’ is great . > #fb
their cover of U2’s’ Beautiful Day’ is great .
Still think
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My mom bought pistachios < because’ the Winklevi were in the commercial’ > < if you were ever doubting the power of pseudo - humorous advertising . >
if you were ever doubting the power of pseudo - humorous advertising .
because’ the Winklevi were in the commercial’
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GOP : < Paycheck Protection Loans , hell ya , spread that cash . > They are forgivable too!nnMillennials : forgive some of our student loans please , we’ve been paying them a long timennGOP : < Woah Woah WOAH , > that is sOciAliSm ! We ca n’t do that !
Woah Woah WOAH ,
Paycheck Protection Loans , hell ya , spread that cash .
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< well , there is a show > called blackish < now I hear > they are going to make one called whitish . I ca n’t wait till they come out with vatoish ! !
now I hear
well , there is a show
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< well , there is a show > called blackish now I hear < they are going to make one called whitish . > I ca n’t wait till they come out with vatoish ! !
they are going to make one called whitish .
well , there is a show
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well , there is a show called blackish now I hear they are going to make one called whitish . < I ca n’t wait > < till they come out with vatoish ! ! >
till they come out with vatoish ! !
I ca n’t wait
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< Cuz nun omf wnt to mak meh breakfast lyke dis person ryte here [USER] > [USER] : [USER] < lol why you mad at everybody ? >
lol why you mad at everybody ?
Cuz nun omf wnt to mak meh breakfast lyke dis person ryte here [USER]
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< whenever I hear torn ACL > < I clutch my invisible pearls like a concerned grandmother . > that shit is no joke
I clutch my invisible pearls like a concerned grandmother .
whenever I hear torn ACL
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< whenever I hear torn ACL > I clutch my invisible pearls like a concerned grandmother . < that shit is no joke >
that shit is no joke
whenever I hear torn ACL
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I tell my mom < I ca n’t come home for Christmas & she goes , > <’ So are you coming for Christmas ?’ > *facepalm*
’ So are you coming for Christmas ?’
I ca n’t come home for Christmas & she goes ,
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< So , I started vlogging > ( when I say started , < I have n’t posted it ) > about the journey I’m starting with getting straight teeth .. I rewatched my video and noticed I said Um or Uh over 32 times in under 3 minutes . What the fuck is wrong with me ? ? ? ? ? ‍♀
I have n’t posted it )
So , I started vlogging
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So , I started vlogging < ( when I say started , > < I have n’t posted it ) > about the journey I’m starting with getting straight teeth .. I rewatched my video and noticed I said Um or Uh over 32 times in under 3 minutes . What the fuck is wrong with me ? ? ? ? ? ‍♀
I have n’t posted it )
( when I say started ,
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< It’s because most times they like me > and < when I do n’t show the same feelings > I’m acting’ shady’ I do n’t get it .
when I do n’t show the same feelings
It’s because most times they like me
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< It’s because most times they like me > and when I do n’t show the same feelings < I’m acting’ shady’ I do n’t get it . >
I’m acting’ shady’ I do n’t get it .
It’s because most times they like me
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<’ I really hope > I get to blow in a tube . < I’ll be disappointed > if I do n’t get to blow in a tube .’ - [USER]
I’ll be disappointed
’ I really hope
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’ I really hope < I get to blow in a tube . > < I’ll be disappointed > if I do n’t get to blow in a tube .’ - [USER]
I’ll be disappointed
I get to blow in a tube .
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< This year gnna be krazy ! > < Strtin off > 2nite wit’ KINGS’ album release . Cum out n enjoy .
Strtin off
This year gnna be krazy !
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< This year gnna be krazy ! > Strtin off < 2nite > wit’ KINGS’ album release . Cum out n enjoy .
2nite
This year gnna be krazy !
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< This year gnna be krazy ! > Strtin off 2nite wit’ KINGS’ album release . < Cum out n enjoy . >
Cum out n enjoy .
This year gnna be krazy !
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This year gnna be krazy ! < Strtin off > < 2nite > wit’ KINGS’ album release . Cum out n enjoy .
2nite
Strtin off
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< Merry Christmas to everyone except my sister > who gave my two year old a toy shark < that sings baby shark > when you push a button
that sings baby shark
Merry Christmas to everyone except my sister
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< Merry Christmas to everyone except my sister > who gave my two year old a toy shark that sings baby shark < when you push a button >
when you push a button
Merry Christmas to everyone except my sister
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< Just caught myself humming’ I’m still alive > < but I’m barely breathing’ >
but I’m barely breathing’
Just caught myself humming’ I’m still alive
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Just realised < I’ve signed off > 3 < German emails this week with’ with love’ instead of’ best regards’ . > Oops
German emails this week with’ with love’ instead of’ best regards’ .
I’ve signed off
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Just realised < I’ve signed off > 3 German emails this week with’ with love’ instead of’ best regards’ . < Oops >
Oops
I’ve signed off
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Just realised I’ve signed off 3 < German emails this week with’ with love’ instead of’ best regards’ . > < Oops >
Oops
German emails this week with’ with love’ instead of’ best regards’ .
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< Waking up feeling meh > < and slowly feeling worse and worse > as the day goes on is the worst type of feeling .
and slowly feeling worse and worse
Waking up feeling meh
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< Waking up feeling meh > and slowly feeling worse and worse < as the day goes on > is the worst type of feeling .
as the day goes on
Waking up feeling meh
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< Waking up feeling meh > and slowly feeling worse and worse as the day goes on < is the worst type of feeling . >
is the worst type of feeling .
Waking up feeling meh
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Waking up feeling meh and slowly feeling worse and worse < as the day goes on > < is the worst type of feeling . >
is the worst type of feeling .
as the day goes on
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if I get Corona < I swear on God > I’m going to start shooting up the asain dorms - one of the wait staff < sitting at the other end of the break room table >
sitting at the other end of the break room table
I swear on God
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< and the BS > < I care about the employees only comes up > once a store has been looted , did you care before that ? ? ? ?
I care about the employees only comes up
and the BS
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He may just be too dam clingy if ... You tell him <’ we need a break’ > < and he still texting you > 😳 ... Pull your skirt up dude ! !
and he still texting you
’ we need a break’
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He may just be too dam clingy if ... You tell him <’ we need a break’ > and he still texting you < 😳 > ... Pull your skirt up dude ! !
😳
’ we need a break’
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He may just be too dam clingy if ... You tell him <’ we need a break’ > and he still texting you 😳 ... < Pull your skirt up dude ! ! >
Pull your skirt up dude ! !
’ we need a break’
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He may just be too dam clingy if ... You tell him’ we need a break’ and he still texting you < 😳 > ... < Pull your skirt up dude ! ! >
Pull your skirt up dude ! !
😳
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The president just avoided a climate change question by saying < its going to start getting cooler , > < watch > 😂😂😂
watch
its going to start getting cooler ,
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The president just avoided a climate change question by saying < its going to start getting cooler , > watch < 😂😂😂 >
😂😂😂
its going to start getting cooler ,
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<’ oh and there’s no power steering . > oh and the drivers side door does nt open < i crawl in thru the other side .’ >
i crawl in thru the other side .’
’ oh and there’s no power steering .
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<’ I’ve got a great sex life . > < I just need to find someone > to share it with’ ehw ...
I just need to find someone
’ I’ve got a great sex life .
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< Woulda changed sooo much > if u was just like’ Jay shut the fuck up an come < get this cuz nobody home’ > than we coulda had angry sexx .. But nooo
get this cuz nobody home’
Woulda changed sooo much
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< Woulda changed sooo much > if u was just like’ Jay shut the fuck up an come get this cuz nobody home’ < than we coulda had angry sexx .. > But nooo
than we coulda had angry sexx ..
Woulda changed sooo much
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< Woulda changed sooo much > if u was just like’ Jay shut the fuck up an come get this cuz nobody home’ than we coulda had angry sexx .. < But nooo >
But nooo
Woulda changed sooo much
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Woulda changed sooo much if u was just like’ Jay shut the fuck up an come get this cuz nobody home’ < than we coulda had angry sexx .. > < But nooo >
But nooo
than we coulda had angry sexx ..
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#LiesPeopleTell’ I’m cuuuuummmmiiiiiin’ <’ she just wants it > 2 < be over ! > Mwahahaha
be over !
’ she just wants it
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< Chick just walked by wearing a tshirt > that said <’ Meow’ and Cheshire Cat leggings . > #WutDaEff
’ Meow’ and Cheshire Cat leggings .
Chick just walked by wearing a tshirt
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’ Y’all do n’t even know < he was a virgin > until he was 28 < but now ..... Roll Tide’ >
but now ..... Roll Tide’
he was a virgin
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< My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . > I thought’ Aww so sweet’ < until I realized > it did n’t have BACON on it ! WTF
until I realized
My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning .
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< My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . > I thought’ Aww so sweet’ until I realized < it did n’t have BACON on it ! > WTF
it did n’t have BACON on it !
My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning .
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My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . < I thought >’ Aww so sweet’ < until I realized > it did n’t have BACON on it ! WTF
until I realized
I thought
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My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . I thought <’ Aww so sweet’ > < until I realized > it did n’t have BACON on it ! WTF
until I realized
’ Aww so sweet’
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My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . I thought <’ Aww so sweet’ > until I realized < it did n’t have BACON on it ! > WTF
it did n’t have BACON on it !
’ Aww so sweet’
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My coworker brings me a biscuit this morning . I thought <’ Aww so sweet’ > until I realized it did n’t have BACON on it ! < WTF >
WTF
’ Aww so sweet’
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Girls that are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe < are annoying glad your’ hero’ messed around with our president > < and tried to blackmail him > #cool
and tried to blackmail him
are annoying glad your’ hero’ messed around with our president
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Girls that are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe < are annoying glad your’ hero’ messed around with our president > and tried to blackmail him < #cool >
#cool
are annoying glad your’ hero’ messed around with our president
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Just watch’ Clash of the Titans’ . amazing . 5*. < now they want to go to cold stone . > < -___- . great(sarcasm ) >
-___- . great(sarcasm )
now they want to go to cold stone .
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’ Ann was getting a little chummy . When ppl get 2 chummy w / me < I like > 2 < call thm by the wrong name > 2 let them kno I do n’t really care abt them’
call thm by the wrong name
I like
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Just started reading’ The Big Switch’ ironic < that this may be the last print book > < I read in a while due to the potential of the Apple tablet >
I read in a while due to the potential of the Apple tablet
that this may be the last print book
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< I’m fairly certain > [USER] just said it’s the sex panther of mana recovery < but I could be mistaken >
but I could be mistaken
I’m fairly certain
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I’m fairly certain [USER] < just said > it’s the sex panther of mana recovery < but I could be mistaken >
but I could be mistaken
just said
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I’m fairly certain [USER] just said < it’s the sex panther of mana recovery > < but I could be mistaken >
but I could be mistaken
it’s the sex panther of mana recovery
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< Idk bout y all > but I refuse to call the first Black president of the United States a’ nigga . <’ As a people we got ta have more class than that . >
’ As a people we got ta have more class than that .
Idk bout y all
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Idk bout y all < but I refuse to call the first Black president of the United States a’ nigga . > <’ As a people we got ta have more class than that . >
’ As a people we got ta have more class than that .
but I refuse to call the first Black president of the United States a’ nigga .
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< It’s Wednesday , just another day closer to > #BoiseState < playing in the’ hostile’ environment of New Mexico State . > I’d be shaking if I was BSU
playing in the’ hostile’ environment of New Mexico State .
It’s Wednesday , just another day closer to
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<’ When I’m sick > I always wanna quit smoking < but when I’m not sick > i ca n’t help it ... does that make me addicted ?’ Haha #hookedonsmoking:(
but when I’m not sick
’ When I’m sick
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’ When I’m sick < I always wanna quit smoking > < but when I’m not sick > i ca n’t help it ... does that make me addicted ?’ Haha #hookedonsmoking:(
but when I’m not sick
I always wanna quit smoking
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’ When I’m sick < I always wanna quit smoking > but when I’m not sick < i ca n’t help it ... > does that make me addicted ?’ Haha #hookedonsmoking:(
i ca n’t help it ...
I always wanna quit smoking
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’ When I’m sick < I always wanna quit smoking > but when I’m not sick i ca n’t help it ... < does that make me addicted ?’ Haha > #hookedonsmoking:(
does that make me addicted ?’ Haha
I always wanna quit smoking
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’ When I’m sick I always wanna quit smoking < but when I’m not sick > i ca n’t help it ... < does that make me addicted ?’ Haha > #hookedonsmoking:(
does that make me addicted ?’ Haha
but when I’m not sick
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You know they say < that everything happens for a reason . > < Well what s the’ reason’ i woke up at > 5 am and ca nt fall back asleep ?
Well what s the’ reason’ i woke up at
that everything happens for a reason .
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< I love’ Love . > < Making Preparation’ I can smell her body wash thru the bathroom door ... >
Making Preparation’ I can smell her body wash thru the bathroom door ...
I love’ Love .
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< Even though they are mean to me sometimes , > < I understand > cause I’m the’ little sister’ but I do n’t care . I love them so much . ❤
I understand
Even though they are mean to me sometimes ,
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< Even though they are mean to me sometimes , > I understand < cause I’m the’ little sister’ > but I do n’t care . I love them so much . ❤
cause I’m the’ little sister’
Even though they are mean to me sometimes ,
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< Even though they are mean to me sometimes , > I understand cause I’m the’ little sister’ < but I do n’t care . > I love them so much . ❤
but I do n’t care .
Even though they are mean to me sometimes ,
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< Even though they are mean to me sometimes , > I understand cause I’m the’ little sister’ but I do n’t care . < I love them so much . > ❤
I love them so much .
Even though they are mean to me sometimes ,
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Even though they are mean to me sometimes , < I understand > cause I’m the’ little sister’ < but I do n’t care . > I love them so much . ❤
but I do n’t care .
I understand
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Even though they are mean to me sometimes , I understand < cause I’m the’ little sister’ > < but I do n’t care . > I love them so much . ❤
but I do n’t care .
cause I’m the’ little sister’
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<’ Kirk I want you to meet my friend sometime .. > < just not tonight > she’s staying home eating Dorittos and drinking wine’ - Sounds like a winner
just not tonight
’ Kirk I want you to meet my friend sometime ..
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<’ Kirk I want you to meet my friend sometime .. > just not tonight < she’s staying home > eating Dorittos and drinking wine’ - Sounds like a winner
she’s staying home
’ Kirk I want you to meet my friend sometime ..
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