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Just saw a Little Debbie truck -’ Americas Number 1 Snack Cake’ . < And thought to myself ... America’s ONLY snack cake . > < #SorryHostess >
#SorryHostess
And thought to myself ... America’s ONLY snack cake .
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’ Today you’re /my/ little bitch .’ <’ let’s all close our eyes > < and imagine Cas saying that to us >
and imagine Cas saying that to us
’ let’s all close our eyes
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Brewer vetoes #SB1062, says < talking about a Super Bowl over’ a thousand years in the future is silly > < since Jesus will return by then .’ >
since Jesus will return by then .’
talking about a Super Bowl over’ a thousand years in the future is silly
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I think < i m gon na go do that’ thing’ > < i told myself > I would never do again ... damnit !
i told myself
i m gon na go do that’ thing’
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I do the same thing every time I hear’ If the Clippers could stay healthy ...’ . < I laugh for > 30 seconds < then immediately cry for > 4 minutes .
then immediately cry for
I laugh for
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I told my mom < she was gon na loose on solitaire > and she said ,’ Do you want me to pull your eyelashes out ! ! !’ < 😂😂😂 >
😂😂😂
she was gon na loose on solitaire
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showed a coworker linq in VB . Another reminder < that the language love is all going to C#. > < VB.NET is just’ me too’ with uglier syntax . >
VB.NET is just’ me too’ with uglier syntax .
that the language love is all going to C#.
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< chose the wrong work day > < to look adorable with a bow in my hair > bc I had to have a yelling match with some dumbass customer
to look adorable with a bow in my hair
chose the wrong work day
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chose the wrong work day < to look adorable with a bow in my hair > < bc I had to have a yelling match with some dumbass customer >
bc I had to have a yelling match with some dumbass customer
to look adorable with a bow in my hair
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White fragility nnnot a big fan of posting shit about having depression because its nobodys business but its a pretty serious disease of the mind that affects a lot of people in serious and sometimes fatal ways . That s like saying < being depressed > < is just being a pussy . > Not good .
is just being a pussy .
being depressed
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< The source of most fears is myth . > I find it extremely helpful to think of fears in terms of what generally creates them -myth- < and what sets us free from them- truths . > Gary Keller
and what sets us free from them- truths .
The source of most fears is myth .
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< Mine too bring them back to life > ;-) [USER] < my mentions are DEAD’ >
my mentions are DEAD’
Mine too bring them back to life
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< like that was thee most capitalist thing to happen > < and we do nt realize . > because that paved the way for platforms like fac*book and also contributed heavily to the current formation of the gig economy
and we do nt realize .
like that was thee most capitalist thing to happen
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EA realy said < we got ta keep the Dragon Age and Mass Effect stans > fed with two full meals , the Respawn stans can snack on that free to play game for another year . Plus , they all have Oculus Rifts for their VR game , < right?nnand now we almost malnourished >
right?nnand now we almost malnourished
we got ta keep the Dragon Age and Mass Effect stans
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EA realy said we got ta keep the Dragon Age and Mass Effect stans < fed with two full meals , > the Respawn stans can snack on that free to play game for another year . Plus , they all have Oculus Rifts for their VR game , < right?nnand now we almost malnourished >
right?nnand now we almost malnourished
fed with two full meals ,
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EA realy said we got ta keep the Dragon Age and Mass Effect stans fed with two full meals , < the Respawn stans can snack on that free to play game for another year . > Plus , they all have Oculus Rifts for their VR game , < right?nnand now we almost malnourished >
right?nnand now we almost malnourished
the Respawn stans can snack on that free to play game for another year .
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3_15130
EA realy said we got ta keep the Dragon Age and Mass Effect stans fed with two full meals , the Respawn stans can snack on that free to play game for another year . < Plus , they all have Oculus Rifts for their VR game , > < right?nnand now we almost malnourished >
right?nnand now we almost malnourished
Plus , they all have Oculus Rifts for their VR game ,
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Scratch that .... < you re talking about hanging out with her > < when you have a girlfriend ... wtf . Especially during your’ guys night’ . > #imsomad
when you have a girlfriend ... wtf . Especially during your’ guys night’ .
you re talking about hanging out with her
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< We do n’t love these hoes ! ....’ baby I love you . > < I did n’t mean what I said’ >
I did n’t mean what I said’
We do n’t love these hoes ! ....’ baby I love you .
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<’ He a smart lil mf but he dumb as hell .’ > <’ Lmaoooo I’m weak af hahaha >
’ Lmaoooo I’m weak af hahaha
’ He a smart lil mf but he dumb as hell .’
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Lol . They put’ dramatization’ at bottom of Kobalt TV ad where car falls off lift . < Guess they wanted people to know > < it was n’t real . > #nascar
it was n’t real .
Guess they wanted people to know
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<’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’ > <’ we would play basketball outside .. > Drunk and high as fuck .. In the dark .. #Imfreakedout ._.
’ we would play basketball outside ..
’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’
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’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’ <’ we would play basketball outside .. > < Drunk and high as fuck .. > In the dark .. #Imfreakedout ._.
Drunk and high as fuck ..
’ we would play basketball outside ..
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’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’ <’ we would play basketball outside .. > Drunk and high as fuck .. < In the dark .. > #Imfreakedout ._.
In the dark ..
’ we would play basketball outside ..
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’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’ <’ we would play basketball outside .. > Drunk and high as fuck .. In the dark .. < #Imfreakedout > ._.
#Imfreakedout
’ we would play basketball outside ..
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’ Watch some nigga on bathsalts come out at us ..’ <’ we would play basketball outside .. > Drunk and high as fuck .. In the dark .. #Imfreakedout < ._. >
._.
’ we would play basketball outside ..
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( the last time i played the omnic crisis pve event was when it first came out ) < i just played it now > and i was like wow why does this feel so soulless and then i realized < my music was off >
my music was off
i just played it now
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( the last time i played the omnic crisis pve event was when it first came out ) i just played it now < and i was like wow > why does this feel so soulless < and then i realized > my music was off
and then i realized
and i was like wow
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( the last time i played the omnic crisis pve event was when it first came out ) i just played it now and i was like wow < why does this feel so soulless > < and then i realized > my music was off
and then i realized
why does this feel so soulless
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< Hmm .. So the snow’ storm’ was n’t that serious again . > < But it def fxcked up my > #workout plan . #smh
But it def fxcked up my
Hmm .. So the snow’ storm’ was n’t that serious again .
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< Hmm .. So the snow’ storm’ was n’t that serious again . > But it def fxcked up my #workout plan . < #smh >
#smh
Hmm .. So the snow’ storm’ was n’t that serious again .
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fight choreographer :’ I think < I like your mercutio . > < I’m sorry > we’re killing him in like two minutes .’
I’m sorry
I like your mercutio .
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fight choreographer :’ I think < I like your mercutio . > I’m sorry < we’re killing him in like two minutes .’ >
we’re killing him in like two minutes .’
I like your mercutio .
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< Do n’t let complacency take hold of you , > < while you’re kicking back thinkin >’ I can take a few breaks right now’ your competition busy training
while you’re kicking back thinkin
Do n’t let complacency take hold of you ,
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< Do n’t let complacency take hold of you , > while you’re kicking back thinkin <’ I can take a few breaks right now’ your competition busy training >
’ I can take a few breaks right now’ your competition busy training
Do n’t let complacency take hold of you ,
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Your < 13 > < and your boyfriend gets to come to your house and’ chill’ in your bed . > What type of parents do you fucking have my nigga ?
and your boyfriend gets to come to your house and’ chill’ in your bed .
13
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Le petit mort . < I do n’t want to think . > < I just want to feel . > [USER] [USER] same here’
I just want to feel .
I do n’t want to think .
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< It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week > and was like .. < meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me > it looks great on other ppl ... & [USER] said No . They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol .
meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me
It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week
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< It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week > and was like .. meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me < it looks great on other ppl ... > & [USER] said No . They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol .
it looks great on other ppl ...
It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week
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It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week and was like .. < meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me > < it looks great on other ppl ... > & [USER] said No . They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol .
it looks great on other ppl ...
meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me
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It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week and was like .. < meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me > it looks great on other ppl ... & [USER] said No . < They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol . >
They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol .
meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me
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It’s so easy to be hypercritical of yourself over minor and major things.nnI wore bantu knots the other week and was like .. meehhh I’m not a fan of it on me < it looks great on other ppl ... > & [USER] said < No . > They look great on you.nnThat was the end of the discussion lol .
No .
it looks great on other ppl ...
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< I do n’t remember > what I actually said on the call , but I had n’t turned off Dragon and it picked up too shabby . < It’s very me > 😆
It’s very me
I do n’t remember
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I do n’t remember what I actually said on the call , < but I had n’t turned off Dragon > and it picked up too shabby . < It’s very me > 😆
It’s very me
but I had n’t turned off Dragon
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I do n’t remember what I actually said on the call , < but I had n’t turned off Dragon > and it picked up too shabby . It’s very me < 😆 >
😆
but I had n’t turned off Dragon
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I do n’t remember what I actually said on the call , but I had n’t turned off Dragon and it picked up too shabby . < It’s very me > < 😆 >
😆
It’s very me
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< So much for my’ wake up early > and beat all the sick - o’s’ theory . Urgent care clinic does n’t open until < 9 > am .
9
So much for my’ wake up early
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< So much for my’ wake up early > and beat all the sick - o’s’ theory . Urgent care clinic does n’t open until 9 < am . >
am .
So much for my’ wake up early
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< When someone said > < it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen > when I was fasting all the time but did n’t have activities that required I not be dizzy . Now I lack self control and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen
When someone said
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When someone said < it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen > < when I was fasting all the time > but did n’t have activities that required I not be dizzy . Now I lack self control and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
when I was fasting all the time
it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen
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When someone said < it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen > when I was fasting all the time < but did n’t have activities > that required I not be dizzy . Now I lack self control and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
but did n’t have activities
it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen
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When someone said < it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen > when I was fasting all the time but did n’t have activities < that required I not be dizzy . > Now I lack self control and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
that required I not be dizzy .
it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen
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When someone said < it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen > when I was fasting all the time but did n’t have activities that required I not be dizzy . < Now I lack self control > and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
Now I lack self control
it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen
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When someone said it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen < when I was fasting all the time > but did n’t have activities that required I not be dizzy . < Now I lack self control > and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
Now I lack self control
when I was fasting all the time
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When someone said it’s easier for you to lose weight than me LMAO naw buddy not really , it was easier as a teen when I was fasting all the time but did n’t have activities < that required I not be dizzy . > < Now I lack self control > and have to eat in order to drive or take my meds . Ha
Now I lack self control
that required I not be dizzy .
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Everyone asked me tonight , <’ Ai n’t you supposed to be in Atlanta ?’ Like DAMNNN⁉️I ca n’t come to a basketball game : > < question_mark : >
question_mark :
’ Ai n’t you supposed to be in Atlanta ?’ Like DAMNNN⁉️I ca n’t come to a basketball game :
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< Saw a young lady wearing a’ Country Girl’ t - shirt at the grocery store . > < Her hair had been dyed sky blue . > #breakingstereotypes
Her hair had been dyed sky blue .
Saw a young lady wearing a’ Country Girl’ t - shirt at the grocery store .
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Saw a young lady wearing a’ Country Girl’ t - shirt at the grocery store . < Her hair had been dyed sky blue . > < #breakingstereotypes >
#breakingstereotypes
Her hair had been dyed sky blue .
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< I constantly remind myself > to tell Jesus to keep me near the cross cause honeyyyy WOOO the’ things’ 🙊 < I ca n’t speak of . >
I ca n’t speak of .
I constantly remind myself
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I constantly remind myself < to tell Jesus > to keep me near the cross cause honeyyyy WOOO the’ things’ 🙊 < I ca n’t speak of . >
I ca n’t speak of .
to tell Jesus
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When people are like’ you’re 18 now . < Act like it > and grow up .’ < ..... BITCH IM > 18 ! Not 35
..... BITCH IM
Act like it
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When people are like’ you’re 18 now . < Act like it > and grow up .’ ..... BITCH IM 18 < ! Not > 35
! Not
Act like it
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When people are like’ you’re 18 now . Act like it < and grow up .’ > < ..... BITCH IM > 18 ! Not 35
..... BITCH IM
and grow up .’
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3_15842
When people are like’ you’re 18 now . Act like it < and grow up .’ > ..... BITCH IM 18 < ! Not > 35
! Not
and grow up .’
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< RFT [USER] I’m funny af why does n’t my mom see it : > < smiling_face_with_open_mouth_&_closed_eyes :’ >
smiling_face_with_open_mouth_&_closed_eyes :’
RFT [USER] I’m funny af why does n’t my mom see it :
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< And she says like super snobby’ no . > I just think they’re hot’ < 😂😭😂😭😂🔥🔥🔥 >
😂😭😂😭😂🔥🔥🔥
And she says like super snobby’ no .
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3_15864
< I wish > there was a’ turn off’ button for my thoughts tonight . < #needtosleep >
#needtosleep
I wish
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< Not a terrible game , believe it or not . > < Weak teams > that get beat bad , as expected , make for far worse games . This was true’ shock and awe !’
Weak teams
Not a terrible game , believe it or not .
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< Not a terrible game , believe it or not . > Weak teams < that get beat bad , > as expected , make for far worse games . This was true’ shock and awe !’
that get beat bad ,
Not a terrible game , believe it or not .
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3_15870
< Not a terrible game , believe it or not . > Weak teams that get beat bad , as expected , < make for far worse games . > This was true’ shock and awe !’
make for far worse games .
Not a terrible game , believe it or not .
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3_15872
If I had three wishes , < one would be used > < to make sure’ Wonderful Christmastime’ was never recorded . >
to make sure’ Wonderful Christmastime’ was never recorded .
one would be used
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< always sunny should have a charlie recipe > called laundry broccoli and he just puts an entire head of broccoli in the washing machine < and then moves it to the dryer > and eats it
and then moves it to the dryer
always sunny should have a charlie recipe
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< My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’ > < 😄 > : face_with_stuck - out_tongue_&_closed_eyes : 💃
😄
My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’
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< My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’ > 😄 : < face_with_stuck - out_tongue_&_closed_eyes : > 💃
face_with_stuck - out_tongue_&_closed_eyes :
My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’
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< My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’ > 😄 : face_with_stuck - out_tongue_&_closed_eyes : < 💃 >
💃
My ratchet side reallyyyy loves Tpain’s new song’ up down’
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I get texts < that say’ that’s high school making me chase you around for months > < have an affair act like an adult for once’ > 😂😂
have an affair act like an adult for once’
that say’ that’s high school making me chase you around for months
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I get texts that say’ that’s high school making me chase you around for months < have an affair act like an adult for once’ > < 😂😂 >
😂😂
have an affair act like an adult for once’
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< I have some ! ! ! > < [USER] Where’s the Brugal ? !’ >
[USER] Where’s the Brugal ? !’
I have some ! ! !
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But I recently watched a video by Florent Farges and he discusses that , < while art may not be useful , > it is essential . < It makes us more human . > It’s good for the soul . And so that’s why I’ve decided to bring the prices down for a lot of my pieces . ( 2/3 )
It makes us more human .
while art may not be useful ,
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But I recently watched a video by Florent Farges and he discusses that , < while art may not be useful , > it is essential . It makes us more human . < It’s good for the soul . > And so that’s why I’ve decided to bring the prices down for a lot of my pieces . ( 2/3 )
It’s good for the soul .
while art may not be useful ,
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#EHIAC15 < AHA days , > how can we get rid of the’ hassle map’ due to technology ? < We need to work together > and chip away for improvement .
We need to work together
AHA days ,
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I sort of anticipated < that I’d acclimate > and get better at it , so to speak , < but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder > just to maintain a baseline .
but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder
that I’d acclimate
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I sort of anticipated that I’d acclimate < and get better at it , > so to speak , < but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder > just to maintain a baseline .
but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder
and get better at it ,
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3_16162
I sort of anticipated that I’d acclimate and get better at it , < so to speak , > < but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder > just to maintain a baseline .
but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder
so to speak ,
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I sort of anticipated that I’d acclimate and get better at it , so to speak , < but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder > < just to maintain a baseline . >
just to maintain a baseline .
but instead I feel like I’m having to fight harder
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Or he s drunk < & needs u to carry him inside > [USER] < If he let u drive his car > & give u keys to his apt . He’s def into you #realtalk’
If he let u drive his car
& needs u to carry him inside
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My momma text me at < 12:30 > last night and said ,’ Are you home yet ? < 😳 >’ lol
😳
12:30
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< You know > when Asher Mir starts saying Impossible , impossible , impossiblennThat is him < failing to comprehend > how immense your vexified body and cock has become .
failing to comprehend
You know
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But , after years of failing to take this national security threat seriously , < McConnell and Republicans have bowed to the significant pressure > coming from the public and from Democrats < by taking the smallest of steps > to help guard against foreign election interference .
by taking the smallest of steps
McConnell and Republicans have bowed to the significant pressure
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< I totally get > ( and fully agree with ) not wanting people that like cub following you , < but lumping incest in with that seems weird ? > Like incest can and should be between 2 consenting adults in the first place and there is so much less abuse potential than the other unmentionables
but lumping incest in with that seems weird ?
I totally get
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I totally get < ( and fully agree with ) > not wanting people that like cub following you , < but lumping incest in with that seems weird ? > Like incest can and should be between 2 consenting adults in the first place and there is so much less abuse potential than the other unmentionables
but lumping incest in with that seems weird ?
( and fully agree with )
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I totally get ( and fully agree with ) not wanting people that like cub following you , < but lumping incest in with that seems weird ? > Like incest can and should be between 2 < consenting adults in the first place > and there is so much less abuse potential than the other unmentionables
consenting adults in the first place
but lumping incest in with that seems weird ?
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Because the world is just a teller < and we are wearing black > < masksnYou broke our spirit , > says the note we pass
masksnYou broke our spirit ,
and we are wearing black
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< Now the black bloc Antifa thugs are screaming > stay in the dark ! < so Seattle police ca n’t get clean video evidence of the law breakers . > They’re back at Cal Anderson Park ( inside CHOP zone).nnEarlier , explosives were thrown at cops . Pepper spray was apparently used in response .
so Seattle police ca n’t get clean video evidence of the law breakers .
Now the black bloc Antifa thugs are screaming
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Now the black bloc Antifa thugs are screaming < stay in the dark ! > so Seattle police ca n’t get clean video evidence of the law breakers . < They’re back at Cal Anderson Park > ( inside CHOP zone).nnEarlier , explosives were thrown at cops . Pepper spray was apparently used in response .
They’re back at Cal Anderson Park
stay in the dark !
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Now the black bloc Antifa thugs are screaming stay in the dark ! so Seattle police ca n’t get clean video evidence of the law breakers . They’re back at Cal Anderson Park ( inside CHOP zone).nnEarlier , < explosives were thrown at cops . > < Pepper spray was apparently used in response . >
Pepper spray was apparently used in response .
explosives were thrown at cops .
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i’m in his’ little red bag’ of approval ! < I CAN GRADUATE ! ! ! ! > < FUCK YEAH ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >
FUCK YEAH ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I CAN GRADUATE ! ! ! !
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Announcer : <’ Florida looks disinterested . > < They better get interested > because Louisville came to play’ great analysis dude
They better get interested
’ Florida looks disinterested .
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I’m shocked , I’m depressed , out of controlled , < I’m cried , > and I’m got jealously for you . And someone said to me’ It calls LOVE’ what’s mean ? <’ It calls LOVE’ what’s mean ? >
’ It calls LOVE’ what’s mean ?
I’m cried ,
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<’ Haters saying > u changed ... < Now u doing ya thang’ >
Now u doing ya thang’
’ Haters saying
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