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Tangentially I refuse to believe it’s possible to accidentally delete your New Horizons data , especially prior to this update . < You do n’t need to access settings for Time Travel anymore ; > < settings are a completely different button now ; > you had to basically be trying to delete it
settings are a completely different button now ;
You do n’t need to access settings for Time Travel anymore ;
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Tangentially I refuse to believe it’s possible to accidentally delete your New Horizons data , especially prior to this update . < You do n’t need to access settings for Time Travel anymore ; > settings are a completely different button now ; < you had to basically be trying to delete it >
you had to basically be trying to delete it
You do n’t need to access settings for Time Travel anymore ;
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Carson on progress of passing game so far through OTAs : <’ Last year was a mess . > < This year is a not quite as much of a mess .’ >
This year is a not quite as much of a mess .’
’ Last year was a mess .
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< like seriously ...’ guys like her’ > < that does n’t mean she’s cute . > send me a pic . i’m picky .
that does n’t mean she’s cute .
like seriously ...’ guys like her’
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< like seriously ...’ guys like her’ > that does n’t mean she’s cute . send me a pic . < i’m picky . >
i’m picky .
like seriously ...’ guys like her’
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if i hear someone else say <’ you do n’t know > what i been thru’ once again . < bitch everybody got a story > to tell . do n’t be selfish plz
bitch everybody got a story
’ you do n’t know
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if i hear someone else say <’ you do n’t know > what i been thru’ once again . bitch everybody got a story < to tell . > do n’t be selfish plz
to tell .
’ you do n’t know
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< I ca n’t decide > < which guitar is more fun to play’ > I’m made of wax Larry what are you made of ?’ on ...
which guitar is more fun to play’
I ca n’t decide
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Is anyone else wondering < how this new’ sending Tweets’ thing is going to work during > #blogchat? I bet < it crashes . >
it crashes .
how this new’ sending Tweets’ thing is going to work during
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< Me : >’ I do n’t believe in illuminati itself but I know something big out there < controls the government .’ > newline Lizette :’ Aliens !’ newline She was serious ..
controls the government .’
Me :
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Me : <’ I do n’t believe in illuminati itself > < but I know something big out there > controls the government .’ newline Lizette :’ Aliens !’ newline She was serious ..
but I know something big out there
’ I do n’t believe in illuminati itself
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< I was considering getting this Diamond Supply co X Been Trill shirt , > but it said’ ICEY TRILL VIBES’ on the back . < Smh at the hypebeast fags . >
Smh at the hypebeast fags .
I was considering getting this Diamond Supply co X Been Trill shirt ,
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< One of my grad mentors > < ( not on twitter ) > told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile just to see how I’m doing . Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
( not on twitter )
One of my grad mentors
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One of my grad mentors < ( not on twitter ) > told me < that he occasionally checks my twitter profile > just to see how I’m doing . Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
that he occasionally checks my twitter profile
( not on twitter )
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One of my grad mentors < ( not on twitter ) > told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile < just to see how I’m doing . > Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
just to see how I’m doing .
( not on twitter )
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One of my grad mentors < ( not on twitter ) > told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile just to see how I’m doing . < Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity > and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity
( not on twitter )
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One of my grad mentors ( not on twitter ) told me < that he occasionally checks my twitter profile > just to see how I’m doing . < Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity > and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity
that he occasionally checks my twitter profile
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One of my grad mentors ( not on twitter ) told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile < just to see how I’m doing . > < Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity > and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity
just to see how I’m doing .
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One of my grad mentors ( not on twitter ) told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile < just to see how I’m doing . > Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity and struggles with the writing process . < You never know > who is checking up on you ! 😂😂
You never know
just to see how I’m doing .
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One of my grad mentors ( not on twitter ) told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile just to see how I’m doing . < Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity > and struggles with the writing process . You never know who is checking up on you ! < 😂😂 >
😂😂
Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity
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One of my grad mentors ( not on twitter ) told me that he occasionally checks my twitter profile just to see how I’m doing . Maybe I should stop tweeting so much about my lack of productivity and struggles with the writing process . < You never know > who is checking up on you ! < 😂😂 >
😂😂
You never know
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< I REALLY HATE > when ppl say’ da’ instead of the or’ dat’ instead of that . < Ugh ! >
Ugh !
I REALLY HATE
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Part of me says < this is just Trump trolling us all even harder than usual . > < But how is this now so normal > that even the press secretary does n’t bother to try to walk it back or explain it away with alternative facts or something ? ? ?
But how is this now so normal
this is just Trump trolling us all even harder than usual .
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My grandpa told me that < if I want to have sex > < not to trust girls > who say they’re’ taking protection’ . I think he meant to say’ the pill’ .
not to trust girls
if I want to have sex
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< Today is the International Day for Genocide Prevention > ☮ nn’Monsters exist , < but they are too few in number > to be truly dangerous . More dangerous are the common men , the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions . Primo Levi
but they are too few in number
Today is the International Day for Genocide Prevention
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Today is the International Day for Genocide Prevention ☮ < nn’Monsters exist , > < but they are too few in number > to be truly dangerous . More dangerous are the common men , the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions . Primo Levi
but they are too few in number
nn’Monsters exist ,
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Wants’ take me to Tortillaland’ < to be the new’ my body is ready’ . > < #lolweirdworkjingles >
#lolweirdworkjingles
to be the new’ my body is ready’ .
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Now they are going to tell me that because the schools are closed like normal , that’s it and I do n’t get anything else ? I was laid off for 10 weeks < before I even heard back from them . > That is n’t right.nnPlease someone tell me this is n’t the system < working as intended ... >
working as intended ...
before I even heard back from them .
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Now they are going to tell me that because the schools are closed like normal , that’s it and I do n’t get anything else ? I was laid off for 10 weeks before I even heard back from them . That is n’t right.nnPlease someone tell me < this is n’t the system > < working as intended ... >
working as intended ...
this is n’t the system
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< People at my job really call me L - Black , > then there’s Lenny < who says spell black’ Blaque’ > to make it unique lmaooo I be dying
who says spell black’ Blaque’
People at my job really call me L - Black ,
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My nephew asked earlier < why we ca n’t be on break for the whole winter season > < since it’s called’ winter break’ >
since it’s called’ winter break’
why we ca n’t be on break for the whole winter season
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Listening to audio of Trump call with governors now ... nnPOTUS : < Gen Milley is here ... > < he hates to see the way > it’s being handled at the various states , and I’ve just put him in charge ...
he hates to see the way
Gen Milley is here ...
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Listening to audio of Trump call with governors now ... nnPOTUS : < Gen Milley is here ... > he hates to see the way it’s being handled at the various states , < and I’ve just put him in charge ... >
and I’ve just put him in charge ...
Gen Milley is here ...
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< do nt refer to us as’ me and you’ . > < Our names should n’t even be in the same sentence . >
Our names should n’t even be in the same sentence .
do nt refer to us as’ me and you’ .
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< Can we talk about how > 50nFirst Dates and Groundhog Daynare the same movie from different perspectives?nnNote : < I enjoy both movies very much . >
I enjoy both movies very much .
Can we talk about how
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Can we talk about how 50nFirst < Dates and Groundhog Daynare the same movie from different perspectives?nnNote : > < I enjoy both movies very much . >
I enjoy both movies very much .
Dates and Groundhog Daynare the same movie from different perspectives?nnNote :
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When Windows Powershell prompts that Antivirus blocked the script , < would that prompt an alert window on the victim’s machine > indicating < AV blocked it ? > -Most likely , but depends on the AV software you use #ProsKnow
AV blocked it ?
would that prompt an alert window on the victim’s machine
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< Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ? > I grew up in the country & always heard of speaking things into existence , < but really never what’s required > to maintain it . Getting your blessings is easy , but what do you to keep it ?
but really never what’s required
Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ?
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Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ? < I grew up in the country > & always heard of speaking things into existence , < but really never what’s required > to maintain it . Getting your blessings is easy , but what do you to keep it ?
but really never what’s required
I grew up in the country
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Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ? I grew up in the country < & always heard of speaking things into existence , > < but really never what’s required > to maintain it . Getting your blessings is easy , but what do you to keep it ?
but really never what’s required
& always heard of speaking things into existence ,
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Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ? I grew up in the country & always heard of speaking things into existence , but really never what’s required < to maintain it . > Getting your blessings is easy , < but what do you to keep it ? >
but what do you to keep it ?
to maintain it .
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Can we talk about how to maintain your blessings ? I grew up in the country & always heard of speaking things into existence , but really never what’s required to maintain it . < Getting your blessings is easy , > < but what do you to keep it ? >
but what do you to keep it ?
Getting your blessings is easy ,
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But is someone here ? < No , I mean my’ friends’ have problems > and I’m always there for them < but when it comes to me being the one with the >
but when it comes to me being the one with the
No , I mean my’ friends’ have problems
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< Sampha’s solo version of’ Too Much’ is dope . > < But it felt empty > without Drake .
But it felt empty
Sampha’s solo version of’ Too Much’ is dope .
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one day after i starve to death < they will find my twitter > and they will say <’ this man should be taught in tweet history class’ >
’ this man should be taught in tweet history class’
they will find my twitter
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< I ca n’t believe > that’ Blow’ by Beyoncé is n’t bigger than it is . < Fucking phenomenal track . > And the video is rad to boot .
Fucking phenomenal track .
I ca n’t believe
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I ca n’t believe < that’ Blow’ by Beyoncé is n’t bigger than it is . > < Fucking phenomenal track . > And the video is rad to boot .
Fucking phenomenal track .
that’ Blow’ by Beyoncé is n’t bigger than it is .
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Anyone [USER] know < Lazy is hot > < and Mar is hot ? > The Bull is looking for them on the twitters so he can give them a BrawlBall Credit on a video I’m working on . #BULLDOZER#BTFB ( Bull Trolling For Bull )
and Mar is hot ?
Lazy is hot
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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things that will get you blocked whenever you call me dirty wetback < I am going to hell your lifestyle etc > < and you try to mask it as politics > but you are an ass .
and you try to mask it as politics
I am going to hell your lifestyle etc
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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things that will get you blocked whenever you call me dirty wetback I am going to hell your lifestyle etc < and you try to mask it as politics > < but you are an ass . >
but you are an ass .
and you try to mask it as politics
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A very prominent WoW personality just suggested that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . He used the word girls . < nnThat was my last straw . > < Blocked . >
Blocked .
nnThat was my last straw .
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< earlier my brother took my laptop > and was like’ i m gon na look through it and read all your embarrassing emails’ < but who emails anymore >
but who emails anymore
earlier my brother took my laptop
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , < I mean > -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
and I didn’t
I mean
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- < I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , > < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
but I did n’t see it ,
I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- < I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , > but I did n’t see it , < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
and I didn’t
I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
and I didn’t
but I did n’t see it ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know < I saw the > -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
I saw the
but I did n’t see it ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > But , look , my heart goes out to anybody < who gets hurt . >
who gets hurt .
that he had fallen .
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Chief keef be tweeting like’ in homewood wit yo bitch’ . And he was really wit my ex . < I m dead > < 😂💀 >
😂💀
I m dead
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Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . I LOVE my new canned food ! ! < Mom hates my’ new toots’ . > < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >
Ewww . Hee - hee !
Mom hates my’ new toots’ .
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Been my best day so far since surgery . < Got my new contract with Entercom ironed out > while taken to Outback for lunch , returned our cable boxes at Spectrum , and just had a What the Hell moment at Strossner’s Bakery . < Yep , have had worse days ! ! ! >
Yep , have had worse days ! ! !
Got my new contract with Entercom ironed out
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Shit . I knew < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora < that I’ liked’ that one AFI song . >
that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .
it was a bad idea
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Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation obsessed with individuality < taken to a toxic level . > < My rights matter above all others . > It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , stay home and help save lives !
My rights matter above all others .
taken to a toxic level .
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I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason < why people do n’t believe in the concept of God > is because of the division in religion and the fact that God works in mysterious ways , look around you < and you will see God > 🙏
and you will see God
why people do n’t believe in the concept of God
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< Safe sex is great sex , > < better wear a latex’cause > you do n’t want that late text , that’ I think I’m late’ text #weezy
better wear a latex’cause
Safe sex is great sex ,
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< All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight >’ tweets are making me so sad . < I wanna go > but I’m sick :( 😷
I wanna go
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight
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All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets < are making me so sad . > I wanna go but I’m sick :( < 😷 >
😷
are making me so sad .
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also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised is not the hot take you think it is . immunocompromised people are people too , and you deciding not to take the precautions < to protect them > < is fucked up >
is fucked up
to protect them
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< I believe > < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > I only’ believe’ because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .
I have a love and hate relationship with God .
I believe
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< I believe > I have a love and hate relationship with God . I only’ believe’ < because I do n’t’ know’ . > God that is .
because I do n’t’ know’ .
I believe
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I believe I have a love and hate relationship with God . < I only’ believe’ > < because I do n’t’ know’ . > God that is .
because I do n’t’ know’ .
I only’ believe’
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< I know baby , > just give me a chance [USER] < sir .... do not call me ... > i will not answer ever again in life #youfuckedup’
sir .... do not call me ...
I know baby ,
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Today is one of many that I think < should just go back to playing poker . > How often is’ eenie meenie miney mo’ the way < decisions are made ? >
decisions are made ?
should just go back to playing poker .
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’ Smart girl with a dumb booty’ ? < Wtf is the world coming to ? ! > < 😳 >
😳
Wtf is the world coming to ? !
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Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . < Would do it again , > 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
Would do it again ,
She sucks .
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Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . < Would do it again , > 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : < Damnit . >
Damnit .
Would do it again ,
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LOL ! < emailn mommy & my signature is’ chubby’ she sent me a email back > & the end said’ Love you ... < & you are not chubby . > You are beautiful’
& you are not chubby .
emailn mommy & my signature is’ chubby’ she sent me a email back
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< Hlavackova wins it on MP > #3, falling to the ground overwhelmed . That Hlavackova smile is mighty large < & tearing up >’ I canot believe it !’
& tearing up
Hlavackova wins it on MP
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Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > < That Hlavackova smile is mighty large > & tearing up’ I canot believe it !’
That Hlavackova smile is mighty large
falling to the ground overwhelmed .
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Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large < & tearing up >’ I canot believe it !’
& tearing up
falling to the ground overwhelmed .
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Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, falling to the ground overwhelmed . < That Hlavackova smile is mighty large > < & tearing up >’ I canot believe it !’
& tearing up
That Hlavackova smile is mighty large
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< Ralston is again urging the Senate to pass HB > 426 ( hate crimes bill ) after citing Ahmaud Arbery’s death as an example of a hate crime . < Not passing the bill > will be a stain on this state that we can never wash away . Protestors can be heard outside as he speaks . #gapol
Not passing the bill
Ralston is again urging the Senate to pass HB
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Watching’ Signs’ . I love this movie ! ! I remember being so scared < when it first came out . > < Lol . >
Lol .
when it first came out .
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So I guess < if I tweet’ I’m hungry’ I no longer care about Trayvon Martin ? ! ! > < Stop saying that ! ! ! ! > It’s silly
Stop saying that ! ! ! !
if I tweet’ I’m hungry’ I no longer care about Trayvon Martin ? ! !
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< Indeed lol but that was my fault ... > shutup [USER] [USER] u spelling shyt wrong u drunk ? ? ? < Lol’ >
Lol’
Indeed lol but that was my fault ...
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Indeed lol but that was my fault ... shutup [USER] [USER] < u spelling shyt wrong u drunk ? ? ? > < Lol’ >
Lol’
u spelling shyt wrong u drunk ? ? ?
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< Yes . He has since positive result too . > [USER] [USER] < [USER] Missed it . > Did he deny taking PED ?’
[USER] Missed it .
Yes . He has since positive result too .
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This is the view from one of the dog parks [USER] < has on campus , on the > 17th floor of its Doppler tower overlooking downtown Seattle . < The other is street level and open to the public . > The company would not say if the HQ2 in Arlington will have something similar .
The other is street level and open to the public .
has on campus , on the
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This is the view from one of the dog parks [USER] has on campus , on the 17th < floor of its Doppler tower overlooking downtown Seattle . > < The other is street level and open to the public . > The company would not say if the HQ2 in Arlington will have something similar .
The other is street level and open to the public .
floor of its Doppler tower overlooking downtown Seattle .
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I feel < like every week the patriots start losing > then everyone goes’ UPSET ALERT !’ Then Brady always comes back < and wins it ... >
and wins it ...
like every week the patriots start losing
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Attempting to create a’ Twilight’ style logo . I thought < I’d never see the day . > < It is for good reason though ... >
It is for good reason though ...
I’d never see the day .
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< Just blew my interview out the water ! > < That job is mine > I’m claiming it now .’ Count it’ *NBA Jam voice * ( what y all know bout that )
That job is mine
Just blew my interview out the water !
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< Just blew my interview out the water ! > That job is mine I’m claiming it now .’ Count it’ *NBA Jam voice * ( what y all know bout that ) < I’m claiming it now .’ >
I’m claiming it now .’
Just blew my interview out the water !
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< Just blew my interview out the water ! > That job is mine I’m claiming it now .’ Count it’ *NBA Jam voice * ( what y all know bout that ) <’ Count it’ >
’ Count it’
Just blew my interview out the water !
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These advisors be just taking all our bread out here lol shit < is madness out here . > < The least you could do > is’ advise’ in the right place
The least you could do
is madness out here .
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These advisors be just taking all our bread out here lol shit < is madness out here . > The least you could do < is’ advise’ in the right place >
is’ advise’ in the right place
is madness out here .
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< Attn Philly bands - need posters > < but are sick of Staples / Kinkos prices and’ wonderful’ customer service ? > Go local with [USER]
but are sick of Staples / Kinkos prices and’ wonderful’ customer service ?
Attn Philly bands - need posters
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Did Anthony Davis touch the ball in the entire 4th Quarter ? Seems concerning how little he was used in a game without Bam . < Jimmy Butler left the court > saying , < They in trouble . > Game 4 just got a whole lot more interesting!nn#NBAFinals ➡ Tuesday
They in trouble .
Jimmy Butler left the court
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I remember in elementary school I told this girl the’ oboe’ was horrible & and she cried .. < Now I love oboe sounds . > < Tragic lol >
Tragic lol
Now I love oboe sounds .
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’ You know what sue < we all hate you .. sue > < we hate your guts . > We really need to get her out of here’
we hate your guts .
we all hate you .. sue
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