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Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . < Zelda says it perfectly . > The next great adventure . #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >
😭😭😭😭
Zelda says it perfectly .
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Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . Zelda says it perfectly . < The next great adventure . > #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >
😭😭😭😭
The next great adventure .
D
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<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > < Would you love me then ?’ > i love myself so much .
Would you love me then ?’
’ What if I gave you herpes ?
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<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > Would you love me then ?’ < i love myself so much . >
i love myself so much .
’ What if I gave you herpes ?
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♡ , How you go be a BLACK MAN and say’ iOnly DATE White or asian women < newline > newline Cause BLACK WOMEN ALL DIS AND DAT ! newline < newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA >
newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA
newline
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< I should change my voicemail message > to’ you know I ai n’t calling you back < so text me !’ >
so text me !’
I should change my voicemail message
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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things < that will get you blocked > whenever you call me dirty wetback I am going to hell your lifestyle etc < and you try to mask it as politics > but you are an ass .
and you try to mask it as politics
that will get you blocked
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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things that will get you blocked whenever you call me dirty wetback < I am going to hell your lifestyle etc > and you try to mask it as politics < but you are an ass . >
but you are an ass .
I am going to hell your lifestyle etc
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I sent hannah a video of my hair and she said < “ do you need to talk about something > I feel like this is your modern day Britney Spears moment < 😭😭 >
😭😭
“ do you need to talk about something
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A very prominent WoW personality just suggested < that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . > He used the word girls . nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >
Blocked .
that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series .
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3_36127
A very prominent WoW personality just suggested that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . < He used the word girls . > nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >
Blocked .
He used the word girls .
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Really ? 2 < deaths in the family in the same week > and now my stalker is at work looking for me ? ? ? 2019 < fuck off >
fuck off
deaths in the family in the same week
N
3_36142
Where were you born ? newline’ Planet earth’ newline < Well I figured that . > newline <’ Then why did you ask ?’ >
’ Then why did you ask ?’
Well I figured that .
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Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven < and He is perfect . > < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .
When Jesus says be perfect ,
and He is perfect .
C
3_36188
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .
but rather to strive for perfection ;
When Jesus says be perfect ,
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Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >
but to want to improve always .
When Jesus says be perfect ,
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Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > < not to settle for mediocrity > but to want to improve always .
not to settle for mediocrity
but rather to strive for perfection ;
C
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Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >
but to want to improve always .
but rather to strive for perfection ;
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< I really do listen to what people say , > < but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone that’ does n’t care .’
but I have an image of not caring .
I really do listen to what people say ,
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< I really do listen to what people say , > but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised < what people tell someone > that’ does n’t care .’
what people tell someone
I really do listen to what people say ,
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< I really do listen to what people say , > but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >
that’ does n’t care .’
I really do listen to what people say ,
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I really do listen to what people say , < but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >
that’ does n’t care .’
but I have an image of not caring .
N
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< Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC > followed by coffee and a lengthy discussion on how best to screw the west side of < #Bronxville#Godless >
#Bronxville#Godless
Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC
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earlier my brother took my laptop and was like’ i m gon na look through it < and read all your embarrassing emails’ > < but who emails anymore >
but who emails anymore
and read all your embarrassing emails’
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RICK SCOTT : < I did n’t see it , > so I’d have to , < I mean > -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
I mean
I did n’t see it ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , < so I’d have to , > I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
but I did n’t see it ,
so I’d have to ,
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , < I mean > -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
but I did n’t see it ,
I mean
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
but I did n’t see it ,
-- you know --
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
and I didn’t
-- you know --
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t < -- you know > I saw the < -- what , you know -- > that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
-- what , you know --
-- you know
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know < I saw the > -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
that he had fallen .
I saw the
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RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > < But , look , > my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .
But , look ,
that he had fallen .
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<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > though he’s right next to me .. I m still empty’ ... -DRQ
pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;
’ Tears fill my eyes ...
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<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ
though he’s right next to me ..
’ Tears fill my eyes ...
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’ Tears fill my eyes ... < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ
though he’s right next to me ..
pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;
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< No way > to sugarcoat it , < it’s grim > when we’ve gone from the social distancing Where is Waldo meme to #WhereIsFauci in the span of a week .
it’s grim
No way
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< I am extremely surprised > < ( pleasantly so ) > that The Rolling Stones’’ Rip This Joint’ has been played for today’s NBA playoff games
( pleasantly so )
I am extremely surprised
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It’s called’ Black Friday’ < because Santa is actually black > and he sells all the stuff back < he stole on Halloween before Christmas .. >
he stole on Halloween before Christmas ..
because Santa is actually black
C
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Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said < I should have soft food only . > < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > Mom hates my’ new toots’ . Ewww . Hee - hee !
I LOVE my new canned food ! !
I should have soft food only .
C
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Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said < I should have soft food only . > I LOVE my new canned food ! ! Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >
Ewww . Hee - hee !
I should have soft food only .
C
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Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > < Mom hates my’ new toots’ . > Ewww . Hee - hee !
Mom hates my’ new toots’ .
I LOVE my new canned food ! !
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Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >
Ewww . Hee - hee !
I LOVE my new canned food ! !
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< Shit . > < I knew > it was a bad idea to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .
I knew
Shit .
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< Shit . > I knew < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .
it was a bad idea
Shit .
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Shit . < I knew > < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .
it was a bad idea
I knew
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Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation < obsessed with individuality > < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , stay home and help save lives !
taken to a toxic level .
obsessed with individuality
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Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation obsessed with individuality < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , < stay home > and help save lives !
stay home
taken to a toxic level .
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A thousand internets to the first person < to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags > < *without* > Google .’ CAFEFEED’ &’ BADDCAFE’
*without*
to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags
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guys . . . < uhmmm . . . > saying shit like’ your ass is fat’ and/or’ boobs are big’ . .’ you thick as shit’ < these ARE NOT compliments >
these ARE NOT compliments
uhmmm . . .
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’ good girls swallow’ [USER] < is a good girl > < 😊😚😘 >
😊😚😘
is a good girl
C
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< I had such a good team name > if I had started Joe Flacco . We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >
Rodgers has been meh .
I had such a good team name
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I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . Rodgers has been meh .
We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .
if I had started Joe Flacco .
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I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >
Rodgers has been meh .
if I had started Joe Flacco .
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I had such a good team name if I had started Joe Flacco . < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >
Rodgers has been meh .
We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .
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’ I feel < likr I just saw my friend > < #bitches >
#bitches
likr I just saw my friend
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I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you < and you will see God > 🙏
and you will see God
that God works in mysterious ways ,
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I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you and you will see God < 🙏 >
🙏
that God works in mysterious ways ,
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3_36615
Getting past the over - analysis < the leads to paralysis of executing action , > < you can now embark upon the journey > God has predestined for you . Get out of your head has been part the daily lingo during this season of life . Are you like me ?
you can now embark upon the journey
the leads to paralysis of executing action ,
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< That is the best > that can be said for an Elected official’ She enjoys softball’ ? < That is sad . > newline Jack Hotchkiss Oath Keeper newline [USER]
That is sad .
That is the best
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3_36656
< In a similar way , we suck , > < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone
but we’re trying invites reciprocation .
In a similar way , we suck ,
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3_36674
< In a similar way , we suck , > but we’re trying invites reciprocation . < Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out > if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone
Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out
In a similar way , we suck ,
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In a similar way , we suck , < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . < Turning on that reciprocation tendency > while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone
Turning on that reciprocation tendency
but we’re trying invites reciprocation .
C
3_36680
In a similar way , we suck , but we’re trying invites reciprocation . Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency < while introducing a new recipe will be > more effective < than marketing the new recipe alone >
than marketing the new recipe alone
while introducing a new recipe will be
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< Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So > < The Name Will Never Pop Up > #Truuu
The Name Will Never Pop Up
Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So
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3_36717
< It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch > so peeps will feel kewl for getting’ in .’ < Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ? >
Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ?
It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch
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3_36721
One of my soapbox peeves is how society almost universally treats being an extrovert as the standard & default , with introverts simply lacking the energy , confidence , or assertiveness < to be extroverted . > < Introverts are often considered defective extroverts . >
Introverts are often considered defective extroverts .
to be extroverted .
C
3_36730
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight <’ tweets > < are making me so sad . > I wanna go but I’m sick :( 😷
are making me so sad .
’ tweets
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3_36735
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets < are making me so sad . > I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > 😷
but I’m sick :(
are making me so sad .
N
3_36740
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . < I wanna go > < but I’m sick :( > 😷
but I’m sick :(
I wanna go
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3_36742
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > < 😷 >
😷
but I’m sick :(
C
3_36744
also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised < is not the hot take > you think it is . immunocompromised people are people too , < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up
and you deciding not to take the precautions
is not the hot take
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3_36767
also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised is not the hot take you think it is . < immunocompromised people are people too , > < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up
and you deciding not to take the precautions
immunocompromised people are people too ,
C
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< Have you ever slept so good > < that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’ >
that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’
Have you ever slept so good
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3_36782
*drenched < head to toe , > panting and sweating copiously*nnMe , into microphone : < Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal . > Who knows the janitor in this joint
Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal .
head to toe ,
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< I believe > I have a love and hate relationship with God . < I only’ believe’ > because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .
I only’ believe’
I believe
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3_36807
I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > < I only’ believe’ > because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .
I only’ believe’
I have a love and hate relationship with God .
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I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > I only’ believe’ < because I do n’t’ know’ . > God that is .
because I do n’t’ know’ .
I have a love and hate relationship with God .
N
3_36811
I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > I only’ believe’ because I do n’t’ know’ . < God that is . >
God that is .
I have a love and hate relationship with God .
N
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File under when you are single : taking clothes out of basket and putting in drawers < ( that you washed over a month ago ) > < 😂 > .
😂
( that you washed over a month ago )
C
3_36860
<’ We made the right choice . > < I never had the opportunity > to fight on a huge major show like this .’ - Bradley on justifying his sitting out
I never had the opportunity
’ We made the right choice .
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3_36862
< The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc . > As in 20 < % in - person or No crowd allowed . > Interesting info along with determining what part of the noise mix is phony .
% in - person or No crowd allowed .
The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc .
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3_36875
my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now and it s u c k s
if i tried one .
i’ve never had an iphone .
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3_36898
my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it if i tried one . < well guess what bitch you have one now > and it s u c k s
well guess what bitch you have one now
i’ve never had an iphone .
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3_36899
my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . < maybe I’d like it > if i tried one . well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >
and it s u c k s
maybe I’d like it
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3_36903
my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >
and it s u c k s
if i tried one .
N
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< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > < 3 > - 4 inches 👿
3
When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another
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3_36923
< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > 3 - 4 < inches > 👿
inches
When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another
N
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I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ < because just adding that will change me to such a better person . > ☀️
because just adding that will change me to such a better person .
like I sound like an asshole in a text
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3_36947
I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ because just adding that will change me to such a better person . < ☀️ >
☀️
like I sound like an asshole in a text
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< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
Hate her .
Me , writing These two characters love each other .
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< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
She sucks .
Me , writing These two characters love each other .
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Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
She sucks .
Hate her .
C
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Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : < Not sorry . > Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
Not sorry .
Hate her .
C
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Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . < Would do it again , > < 10/10 > . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .
10/10
Would do it again ,
C
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’ Do you think < those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’ >’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ Oh .’ #goldengirlreads <’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ >
’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’
those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’
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< Hlavackova wins it on MP > #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up’ I canot believe it !’
falling to the ground overwhelmed .
Hlavackova wins it on MP
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Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up <’ I canot believe it !’ >
’ I canot believe it !’
falling to the ground overwhelmed .
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Isiah Thomas : <’ The jury’s still out on me ... > I was on my way to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >
#insanity#wtf
’ The jury’s still out on me ...
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Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... < I was on my way > to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >
#insanity#wtf
I was on my way
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Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... I was on my way < to having a good run in NY .’ > Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >
#insanity#wtf
to having a good run in NY .’
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