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Imagine you blow up the shoe bomb and just fly 500 feet straight into the air
Bears: prison Gary gensler: prison Sellers: prison Democrats: GUANTANAMO BAY
If you go to prison and can't get jacked before your sentence is up they should just toss you back in tbh Absolute failure of a person
Twitter finally deciding to not ban Martin every six weeks was singlehandedly responsible for Republicans winning every election in the universe
Every one of you already made it (real) (future value)
Tim walz is the king of all albino coons and for his crimes he will spend an eternity in purgatory being given orders by mulatto middle managers
If you sell out you better make sure you win, f*ggot
FUCK YOU GET OFF MY LAWN, BITCH
It's that time of year again boys LOCKOUT PRICE ACTION hope you're positioned!!
I made these bc I needed a new gym cutoff to wear while screaming into my phone sending socially unacceptable voice messages in public, never occurred to me other people might like them too Thank you so much for all the support, you have no idea what it means to me 🥺
Free AIDS medication for all Americans, but if you accept it Donald Trump personally tattoos "PROBABLY HOMO" on your forehead
Listen to me boomer dipshit, I'm one of the top 4 greatest shitter investors of all time -- #degenharambe level. Don't you dare compare your "value creation" stocks to the humanity-changing scams I back
These people actually live in marvel movies
Public nudity should only be illegal if you're fat
Seeing a fat person in clothes is 100x more scarring than seeing 1000 naked Olympian athletes
Every founder will captulate into shirtless bathroom selfies above 80k btc
Even the men
We are currently in a world-historical egirl bull market
The era of ox dot fun bathroom selfies has officially begun
Merch landed First shirt went to the most evil bastard I know
Okay I understand how this dude blew his account up 43 times now
I'm so amped up by the bitcoin price I didn't even realize I forgot my daily iced americano with three espresso shots 5% bitcoin daily is equivalent to at least 500mg caffeine
Above 80k bitcoin I develop the ability to love even women
God babe you're so fucking sexy I'm so sorry I was such an asshole to you for 27 consecutive years I have no idea what got into me
80k btc kino
I'm quite happy bitcoin finally broke 80k, but I don't feel great walking down the street and seeing all the bears and Kamala voters hung from lightpoles by their entrails
80k down But this isn't over till 3 million with gensler in prison
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HOLY SHIT I JUST CHECKED THE COINS GUYS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
Ethereum became amazing again above 3k
I love you so much I have to go to bed without touching you now. Please tell all my friends I'm straight or I'll kill myself
Do you have a sister who's exactly like you but without that one major dealbreaker
The tub clearly has room for 2 people but she still won't get in with me What am I doing wrong
Obese? In Trump's America?? GUANTANAMO BAY
I just met a guy in Bangkok telling people he was Lukas computer
The Asian woman ai bots think I am 50
Me nico and su will speak at every panel for the next ten years
I genuinely didn't think this was possible
Everyone complaining about how how Bangkok is but the true founders are euphoric You don't have to use the sauna with weather like this We all just gained 20min/day Most efficient country in the wod
He's back The trenches just got 30% darker
Definitely a two person tub
I have extremely common political beliefs and it turns out everyone in the country agrees with me
I miss Kyle Davies
I can definitely fit two people in this hotel bathtub
Do zoomers even know what guantanamo bay is or are they just liking my posts about it in solidarity
There should be a law preventing you from ever leaving GUANTANAMO BAY
I'm the biggest millenial hater in the universe but this is 100% stolen valor Gen z is only allowed to be racist bc a select few millennials spammed hysterical racism during a time it actually ruined your life and sent you to prison
So multiple people this week told me they're looking forward to the panel I'm speaking at. But I had no idea I was speaking at anything here Can someone tell me where/when it is? I'll 100% do it, regardless of topic. Just need the details Thank you so much for this opportunity
Bangkok is cool
I had the option to seed pumpfun and moonshot and I faded both because I just sorta got busy and forgot It's just like my relationships
We here
If you're gonna try and send a billionaire ex-president to prison multiple times, you really gotta make sure you don't fuck up But they did And it's his turn now
GUANTANAMO BAY
All these American girls spamming about the 4B movement are so lmao bc literally nobody you talk to IRL in Korea has any idea what it is. It's an entirely online meme Just make your own movement at this point, it'll be much easier than having this conversation 100x: "I'm part of the 4B movement" "What are the 4 Bs?" "Well I'm not sure, I think it's Korean. But basically it means I'm supposed to die alone"
Nice tits you stupid fucking bitch
First time in Thailand and I'm honestly disappointed. I was really looking forward to ladyboys, but the 'white men for Kamala' back home were much softer and more feminine
First time in Thailand, anyone know where to get the best transsexuals? Or the cheapest (I'm Jewish)
NEVER STOP DREAMING
No fucking way. A profitable eth long Things really are different now, huh
That's because you're not capable of empathy It's also why you lost every race this election and probably why you're broke too
They're also just too scared to riot this time bc they had their delusions shattered and realized they're very outnumbered and all their supposed support was astroturfed
The "white people caint food" meme was retarded when tumblr did it in 2009 but it's so so much worse now that everyone knows the average black person just eats literal slop There's a reason they're the fattest race in America
We all just admitted we've been sharing this same Pepsi cup for the last 3 days bc we forgot to buy drinking glasses when we moved in
So technically the ox house has 4 bedrooms with 3 spare if me nico and dom all share the office
8k likes These are very serious people
Men have been doing this for the last 10 years already lol
We didn't have enough guys so I had to train like 3 egirls even though I have no idea how to trade Theoretically this should give me an insanely unfair advantage In practice I'm not sure it works out that way
Despite the fact I'm theoretically gonna get nuked here, I still feel an impending sense of doom every time I leave Taiwan
Broody type shit
The level of euphoria I'm feeling was only possible bc I genuinely thought Kamala would just steal the whole thing Went from the worst possible outcome to the best in one second Human beings probably weren't meant for that level of emotional volatility. I almost died
Omg! that's so brat, queen Girllll math
If you're in crypto and you voted blue this election, we are gonna do things to you that have never been done before Good luck, Cochran
Whenever I celebrate eth going up people reply saying "you shit on eth all the time, do you even hold it?" Yes. That's WHY everyone shits on it. We hold a fuckton of it and are PISSED OFF at for going DOWN ONLY for TWO YEARS If we held no eth we simply would not give a fuck
We will have govt sanctioned ball-sunning by 2026
I have to be dreaming Ethbtc up while bitcoin at aths How does it just keep getting better
I love you so much God
Women are a hyperdeflationary asset class
WE WERE THE WELL-ADJUSTED ONES ALL ALONG FUCK YOU
NO DUDE YOU'RE IN A CONSERVATARD BUBBLE LOG OFF NOBODY IN REAL LIFE THINKS THIS STUFF BRO EVERYONE SECRETLY AGREES WITH ME I'M WELL ADJUSTED AND YOU'RE THE DELUSIONAL ONE ACTUALLY
Zero question, if Elon didn't buy Twitter this would've been a total wash the other way Every libtard who screeched about what a bad "business deal" it was doxxed themselves as mentally retarded
I thought I was being sarcastic here but it turns out I was explaining how to make ten billion
TWO SIXTY MIL DAILY VOLUME The greatest day in the universe just WILL NOT QUIT
So I'm feeling pretty excited about seeing my family this thanksgiving
Disbelieve women
Oh you're tired of hearing about crypto?? I've got some bad news
Kamala must storm the white house on January 6th to rectify this injustice
Kamala must take an unprecedented 12-hour break from pills and booze to empower herself with the motor control required to storm the white house
If I hit a net worth 2x on the day bitcoin breaks all time highs, Trump wins the presidency and OXFUN makes a daily volume high I am going to be so euphoric there's a nonzero chance Taiwan deports me
WOMEN'S RIGHTS have been OFFICIALLY ABOLISHED
NEVER forget how much the libtards gloated in 2020 Do it back TIMES FIFTY
Was telling myself I didn't care about the outcome of this election to avoid disappointment but my reaction to the outcome is leading me to believe that maybe I did actually care. Just a teensy tiny bit
RUN IT BACK
I just realized the zoomers don't even know about this one I am so old it's insane
MONTH OF THE INCEL YEAR OF THE CHUD BITCOIN ALL TIME HIGHS ABSOLUTE LIBTARD DEVASTATION Can you think of a SINGLE BETTER WAY to start the holy golden bullrun of all crypto assets
Turns out internet racists are much better at propaganda than email HR women
THAT'S MY PRESIDENT FUCK YOU, LIBTARDS TOTAL VICTORY
I didn't think it was possible to make this much money profiting from people I hate losing everything Greatest markets in the universe
This may be the single greatest day in the history of the universe
I'd like to redeem for my asian woman now, if that's alright by you
So it's looking like these pollster sluts may have lied to us a little bit, huh