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The main usecase of crypto is being early
If any of you cum this month I'm going to block you
I surround myself with the strongest of women
Howamt coins have you launched in the last month?
So tilted I graduated from wanting to punch drywall to wanting to punch windows
This bitch is a crashout generator
If kook doesn't work with OX I'm going to cut off my right hand
The OX player strategies are actually a really good product. Too bad it's literally impossible to explain them to anyone
Honey is everything okay I noticed you haven't logged in and claimed your daily one dollar OX credit bonus
You're lucky it's only white people When you piss the Asians off enough they go community-cop mode they use automatic weapons
What if every single normie decides they're bored of dog coins afyer 2021 and they all buy the hippo one instead
The new binance PNL cards look pretty sick
I groomed her into leaving her bedroom and getting a job
Threadguy leaving LA to live in the OX Taipei house with us marks the picotop of all cryptocurrencies I'll see you at zero Use my ref code to short the way down
Voting should be illegal
If you've ever made even a single dollar gambling, it's because you are a genius Never give up
It's quite shocking seeing influencer-spaced engagement threads and then reading the text and having it be like "THIS IS EUGENE HE RAPED 15 WOMEN HERE'S HOW 👇🧵"
Finally restarting the OX MEDIA YouTube Recording another podcast with GIGA in a few hours I didn't sleep, nico didn't sleep, tiger probably thinks he slept but if you checked his heart rate during the "sleep" I guarantee it never dropped below 120 Great stuff coming
What I lack in skill I attempt to make up for through the sheer hostility of my edits
"Wikipedia editors officially..." in front of literally anything is absolutely onion-tier
My trading battle vault stakers are absolutely euphoric over the 0.7% gains I've bestowed upon them
What if bitcoin never comes back down to your levels again What if you're locked out forever, waiting for a price that never comes Are you prepared for that possibility? Or would you be suicidal forever?
Ethereum was the first and last "shitcoin" Every token launched since has been somewhere between a goodcoin/greatcoin
Trump is a reasonable man. The libtards can choose: Prison Or mars A life rotting away in filth or a beautiful communist utopia on the red planet I think it's an easy decision Get in the rocket, libtard
It's so funny how having just one social media platform not fully controlled makes it all so obvious In 2016 they just had all the tweets about this stuff censored too They can't do that now so it's just this super obvious desperate flailing
What happens under the WAGMI lights stays under the WAGMI lights
I told you That girl started an entire backlit pussy meta Study innovators. Study the builders
If you told anyone in 2020 that sol would onboard zoomers to bitcoin they definitely would've called you a retard on the spot
When Bitcoin breaks 300k Trump celebrates by nuking India
He does it again at 400
At 500 he skips it and does Canada instead
If you've ever had sex with your wife and not made her cum at least 30 times it means you are evil. This is why we need feminism
ABOVE 70K THE CAPS LOCK STAYS ON
Amazing coin
IF I HAVE LESS THAN TEN BILLION DOLLARS BY THE END OF THIS CYCLE I WILL CUT MY EARS OFF ON A LIVESTREAM SCREENSHOT THIS
WE'RE GONNA PUT GARY GENSLER BEHIND BARS
GARY GENSLER: QUADRIPLEGIC
EVERY 1K BITCOIN GAINS I VIBRATE 10X FASTER BY MY CALCULATIONS I GAIN THE ABILITY TO PHASE THROUGH WALLS AT 80K THE FEMALE RACE SHOULD PREPARE THEMSELVES
ORANGE MAN 🤝 ORANGE COIN WE ARE GOING TO FIFTY TRILLION
TOTAL BOOMERCOIN DOMINATION RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
THE ONLY PROOF THAT MATTERS: PROOF OF WORK PROOF OF GRINDSET PROOF OF LOCKING THE FUCK IN PROOF OF STAKERS: PREPARE TO BE FINANCIALLY DISMEMBERED YOUR SINS WILL BE CLEANSED BY GOD
EVERYONE WHO FADED BITCOIN UNDER 60K GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE
HARDEST ASSET IN THE UNIVERSE COILED TO PERFECTION 80K -> 3 MILLION FUCK YOU GENSLER
Bathroom sauna mogs so insanely hard
LEVERAGE TRADING FOR THE ELDERLY: A GUIDE TO MAKING FAST MILLIONS WITH ZERO RISK!* - Create an account on ox dot fun (use referral code "lukas" for lower trading fees. Other exchanges won't work, this is the only one you can make profit on) - 2x long Solana and BTC on red days - Sell when you screenshot to brag Congratulations, future billionaire *I am not a financial advisor, I am a mentally retarded scammer. This is not financial advice. It might not be fast, either, and it definitely is not risk-free. You shouldn't let that deter you, though. Life is all about managing risk. The wealthiest men on the planet expose themselves to more risk than the average person is capable of comprehending. Risk is your friend I believe in you and so does God. Good luck. Remember to call your mom
enough of you sign up I'll buy a huge gold bar and carry it around at conferences and whoever robs me can keep it
> Somebody asked a technical question about ethereum
I realized I should stop dating when an e-friend said "dude this girl's bf just hasn't replied to her in 4 months and she's going absolutely insane, check her Twitter out" and he sent her account and it was my gf
Milady will break 1000 eth easily but you don't wanna know what the eth price will be when it happens
😭😭😭
Very skeptical Chinese landlord spent 4 hours asking me 500 questions attempting to confirm I had enough money to pay for the lease as her daughter screamed "YOU DON'T NEED TO VERIFY HIS FUNDS! YOU ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY! HE PAID UP-FRONT IN CASH! SIGN THE PAPERS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM?? Why are you doing this to ME!? LET ME GO BACK TO WORK" I'm so in love with her it's insane
I got her WhatsApp
If you're locked in trading Solana memecoins Unlock for ten minutes Call your mom And use referral code "lukas" to register on ox dot fun after you tell her you love her Use the fee reduction my unfairly incentivized reflink gives to buy her something nice for her birthday
Creating the most convoluted financial instrument in the history of the human race to let your users hyperspeculate on the most volatile assets in existence and then using it to long a 1% bitcoin move
Vibes
I'm not sure I've ever been this hungover before
Goat is a gay coin name
The concensus on crypto Twitter is that Vitalik being assassinated would be bearish for 12 hours before becoming the greatest pump catalyst in the world
Still hammered Time for work
"well I guess that's not stable"
God is giving me ten million virgins in heaven for ignoring her (but he's taking fifty million away for what I did after)
Avrip Lavigne and kesha only
Chinese woman are simply too low iq to comprehend what I am wl saying to them
Hammered for secret reasons
Finally the CEO has enough followers I can interact with him publicly without his disgusting lowbie presence tainting me
Just renegotiated my salary at @OXFUNHQ for a 20% increase All I had to do was agree to lock it until the OX price hits $5
Women are a lot worse at defending themselves than I realized
If I was somehow forced to act my age for more than thirty minutes I'd commit a dramatic public suicide
Hey cortana reply to Adam Cochrane with a violent threat that's subtle enough to avoid detection by Twitter's moderation algorithm
I love crystal castles just as much as the next guy who dated exclusively lesbians in highschool but it's very obvious the part of my brain that enjoys this music is transsexual
Potentially my least relatable tweet of all time
So I found the office supply cabinet
Lmfao
Silence, engineer. An ideas guy is speaking
Saturday evening office view
Almost $140MM volume on @OXFUNHQ yesterday Not too shabby IMO
Going from getting yelled at for shilling your product to people to getting yelled at for not shilling your product to people earlier It feels good, but man. You really cannot win
I think this does't actually happen that much I know multiple girls who make like $30 a month on their OF and they just lie and tell people they're making like 5k If someone lies enough about a thing they start actually believing it so they all eventually think they're 9s still
There's a certain critical mass of Indians you can have at a company where it instantly transforms from "a company with some Indians" to "INDIA: THE COMPANY" It's extremely noticeable They form up into these circles where they talk to each other in their Indian language, when you walk by them in the hallways they all stop talking the instant they see you and just silently stare at you until you pass and they start trying to change all your internal policies to make it impossible to hire anyone new who isn't related to them in some way
When you hang out at most companys offices and see what they actually do all day it usually destroys your opinion of them immediately. This is why I knew Boeing planes would explode 10y before they did From the outside, they're a plane manufacturer Inside? They're India
Osmotically absorbing 3AC trading wisdom by sitting next to Su and Kyle every day
If banks don't need stop-losses, why would you?
Referral code lukas
I don't even close out my eth shorts anymore I just tell people it's a "hedge"
This is insane
Kyle taught me how to use limit orders and suddenly I understand how 3AC made so much money
These threads are good fear porn but everyone knows the "cats give you toxo" meme by now The lesser-known version is that the leading source of toxoplasmosis infection in the US is people eating vegetables they didn't wash properly (feral cats shit in the dirt they grow in)
Bruce came to Taipei and refuses to eat with anyone unless they get burger king or texas roadhouse He's like some cartoonish parody of an American but he has the world's strongest British accent and it just makes zero sense
India's the only country that could be mass-nuked by the entire world and actually be better afterward
I will change our avatar 5 times per day until everyone stops yelling at me
Sort of a dumb theory bc "libertarian" is the single ideology that makes women sleeping with a guy most unlikely
I fell in love with her when she rugged her telegram group for twelve million dollars
Me in six months after I gain another half a Norwood level
Who wants stickers?
What if I added a slight gradient...
Despite the Solana users theoretically being massive retards they all know to swap through aggregators, use MEV protection etc while the eth gigabrains just get sandwiched through the uniswap front-end all day
401gay
"I'm not an investor in anything" - rasmr
Bruce sleeps just like I do, facedown and completely unmoving. The two of us together can easily fit in a single twin-sized bed
Kamala was designed in a Kenyan lab by Obama's team of Muslim scientists They committed crimes against humanity by combining the most globally hated races (black/indian) in the body of the most evil of all genders (woman) to create the least likable being in all of existence

The main usecase of crypto is being early

If any of you cum this month I'm going to block you

I surround myself with the strongest of women

Howamt coins have you launched in the last month?

So tilted I graduated from wanting to punch drywall to wanting to punch windows

This bitch is a crashout generator

If kook doesn't work with OX I'm going to cut off my right hand

The OX player strategies are actually a really good product. Too bad it's literally impossible to explain them to anyone

Honey is everything okay I noticed you haven't logged in and claimed your daily one dollar OX credit bonus

You're lucky it's only white people When you piss the Asians off enough they go community-cop mode they use automatic weapons

What if every single normie decides they're bored of dog coins afyer 2021 and they all buy the hippo one instead

The new binance PNL cards look pretty sick

I groomed her into leaving her bedroom and getting a job

Threadguy leaving LA to live in the OX Taipei house with us marks the picotop of all cryptocurrencies I'll see you at zero Use my ref code to short the way down

Voting should be illegal

If you've ever made even a single dollar gambling, it's because you are a genius Never give up

It's quite shocking seeing influencer-spaced engagement threads and then reading the text and having it be like "THIS IS EUGENE HE RAPED 15 WOMEN HERE'S HOW 👇🧵"

Finally restarting the OX MEDIA YouTube Recording another podcast with GIGA in a few hours I didn't sleep, nico didn't sleep, tiger probably thinks he slept but if you checked his heart rate during the "sleep" I guarantee it never dropped below 120 Great stuff coming

What I lack in skill I attempt to make up for through the sheer hostility of my edits

"Wikipedia editors officially..." in front of literally anything is absolutely onion-tier

My trading battle vault stakers are absolutely euphoric over the 0.7% gains I've bestowed upon them

What if bitcoin never comes back down to your levels again What if you're locked out forever, waiting for a price that never comes Are you prepared for that possibility? Or would you be suicidal forever?

Ethereum was the first and last "shitcoin" Every token launched since has been somewhere between a goodcoin/greatcoin

Trump is a reasonable man. The libtards can choose: Prison Or mars A life rotting away in filth or a beautiful communist utopia on the red planet I think it's an easy decision Get in the rocket, libtard

It's so funny how having just one social media platform not fully controlled makes it all so obvious In 2016 they just had all the tweets about this stuff censored too They can't do that now so it's just this super obvious desperate flailing

What happens under the WAGMI lights stays under the WAGMI lights

I told you That girl started an entire backlit pussy meta Study innovators. Study the builders

If you told anyone in 2020 that sol would onboard zoomers to bitcoin they definitely would've called you a retard on the spot

When Bitcoin breaks 300k Trump celebrates by nuking India

He does it again at 400

At 500 he skips it and does Canada instead

If you've ever had sex with your wife and not made her cum at least 30 times it means you are evil. This is why we need feminism

ABOVE 70K THE CAPS LOCK STAYS ON

Amazing coin

IF I HAVE LESS THAN TEN BILLION DOLLARS BY THE END OF THIS CYCLE I WILL CUT MY EARS OFF ON A LIVESTREAM SCREENSHOT THIS

WE'RE GONNA PUT GARY GENSLER BEHIND BARS

GARY GENSLER: QUADRIPLEGIC

EVERY 1K BITCOIN GAINS I VIBRATE 10X FASTER BY MY CALCULATIONS I GAIN THE ABILITY TO PHASE THROUGH WALLS AT 80K THE FEMALE RACE SHOULD PREPARE THEMSELVES

ORANGE MAN 🤝 ORANGE COIN WE ARE GOING TO FIFTY TRILLION

TOTAL BOOMERCOIN DOMINATION RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

THE ONLY PROOF THAT MATTERS: PROOF OF WORK PROOF OF GRINDSET PROOF OF LOCKING THE FUCK IN PROOF OF STAKERS: PREPARE TO BE FINANCIALLY DISMEMBERED YOUR SINS WILL BE CLEANSED BY GOD

EVERYONE WHO FADED BITCOIN UNDER 60K GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE

HARDEST ASSET IN THE UNIVERSE COILED TO PERFECTION 80K -> 3 MILLION FUCK YOU GENSLER

Bathroom sauna mogs so insanely hard

LEVERAGE TRADING FOR THE ELDERLY: A GUIDE TO MAKING FAST MILLIONS WITH ZERO RISK!* - Create an account on ox dot fun (use referral code "lukas" for lower trading fees. Other exchanges won't work, this is the only one you can make profit on) - 2x long Solana and BTC on red days - Sell when you screenshot to brag Congratulations, future billionaire *I am not a financial advisor, I am a mentally retarded scammer. This is not financial advice. It might not be fast, either, and it definitely is not risk-free. You shouldn't let that deter you, though. Life is all about managing risk. The wealthiest men on the planet expose themselves to more risk than the average person is capable of comprehending. Risk is your friend I believe in you and so does God. Good luck. Remember to call your mom

enough of you sign up I'll buy a huge gold bar and carry it around at conferences and whoever robs me can keep it

> Somebody asked a technical question about ethereum

I realized I should stop dating when an e-friend said "dude this girl's bf just hasn't replied to her in 4 months and she's going absolutely insane, check her Twitter out" and he sent her account and it was my gf

Milady will break 1000 eth easily but you don't wanna know what the eth price will be when it happens

😭😭😭

Very skeptical Chinese landlord spent 4 hours asking me 500 questions attempting to confirm I had enough money to pay for the lease as her daughter screamed "YOU DON'T NEED TO VERIFY HIS FUNDS! YOU ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY! HE PAID UP-FRONT IN CASH! SIGN THE PAPERS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM?? Why are you doing this to ME!? LET ME GO BACK TO WORK" I'm so in love with her it's insane

I got her WhatsApp

If you're locked in trading Solana memecoins Unlock for ten minutes Call your mom And use referral code "lukas" to register on ox dot fun after you tell her you love her Use the fee reduction my unfairly incentivized reflink gives to buy her something nice for her birthday

Creating the most convoluted financial instrument in the history of the human race to let your users hyperspeculate on the most volatile assets in existence and then using it to long a 1% bitcoin move

Vibes

I'm not sure I've ever been this hungover before

Goat is a gay coin name

The concensus on crypto Twitter is that Vitalik being assassinated would be bearish for 12 hours before becoming the greatest pump catalyst in the world

Still hammered Time for work

"well I guess that's not stable"

God is giving me ten million virgins in heaven for ignoring her (but he's taking fifty million away for what I did after)

Avrip Lavigne and kesha only

Chinese woman are simply too low iq to comprehend what I am wl saying to them

Hammered for secret reasons

Finally the CEO has enough followers I can interact with him publicly without his disgusting lowbie presence tainting me

Just renegotiated my salary at @OXFUNHQ for a 20% increase All I had to do was agree to lock it until the OX price hits $5

Women are a lot worse at defending themselves than I realized

If I was somehow forced to act my age for more than thirty minutes I'd commit a dramatic public suicide

Hey cortana reply to Adam Cochrane with a violent threat that's subtle enough to avoid detection by Twitter's moderation algorithm

I love crystal castles just as much as the next guy who dated exclusively lesbians in highschool but it's very obvious the part of my brain that enjoys this music is transsexual

Potentially my least relatable tweet of all time

So I found the office supply cabinet

Lmfao

Silence, engineer. An ideas guy is speaking

Saturday evening office view

Almost $140MM volume on @OXFUNHQ yesterday Not too shabby IMO

Going from getting yelled at for shilling your product to people to getting yelled at for not shilling your product to people earlier It feels good, but man. You really cannot win

I think this does't actually happen that much I know multiple girls who make like $30 a month on their OF and they just lie and tell people they're making like 5k If someone lies enough about a thing they start actually believing it so they all eventually think they're 9s still

There's a certain critical mass of Indians you can have at a company where it instantly transforms from "a company with some Indians" to "INDIA: THE COMPANY" It's extremely noticeable They form up into these circles where they talk to each other in their Indian language, when you walk by them in the hallways they all stop talking the instant they see you and just silently stare at you until you pass and they start trying to change all your internal policies to make it impossible to hire anyone new who isn't related to them in some way

When you hang out at most companys offices and see what they actually do all day it usually destroys your opinion of them immediately. This is why I knew Boeing planes would explode 10y before they did From the outside, they're a plane manufacturer Inside? They're India

Osmotically absorbing 3AC trading wisdom by sitting next to Su and Kyle every day

If banks don't need stop-losses, why would you?

Referral code lukas

I don't even close out my eth shorts anymore I just tell people it's a "hedge"

This is insane

Kyle taught me how to use limit orders and suddenly I understand how 3AC made so much money

These threads are good fear porn but everyone knows the "cats give you toxo" meme by now The lesser-known version is that the leading source of toxoplasmosis infection in the US is people eating vegetables they didn't wash properly (feral cats shit in the dirt they grow in)

Bruce came to Taipei and refuses to eat with anyone unless they get burger king or texas roadhouse He's like some cartoonish parody of an American but he has the world's strongest British accent and it just makes zero sense

India's the only country that could be mass-nuked by the entire world and actually be better afterward

I will change our avatar 5 times per day until everyone stops yelling at me

Sort of a dumb theory bc "libertarian" is the single ideology that makes women sleeping with a guy most unlikely

I fell in love with her when she rugged her telegram group for twelve million dollars

Me in six months after I gain another half a Norwood level

Who wants stickers?

What if I added a slight gradient...

Despite the Solana users theoretically being massive retards they all know to swap through aggregators, use MEV protection etc while the eth gigabrains just get sandwiched through the uniswap front-end all day

401gay

"I'm not an investor in anything" - rasmr

Bruce sleeps just like I do, facedown and completely unmoving. The two of us together can easily fit in a single twin-sized bed

Kamala was designed in a Kenyan lab by Obama's team of Muslim scientists They committed crimes against humanity by combining the most globally hated races (black/indian) in the body of the most evil of all genders (woman) to create the least likable being in all of existence