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Has anybody tried natural intelligence yet
528hz grounding beads
Imagine falling
I was groomed into loving God
My conservative parents groomed me into being embarrassed to have some other guy fuck my girlfriend while I watch but I'm trying to work through it
Muscular guys always get people coping over how "they probably don't have functional strength" but I've never seen someone autistic enough to say this to one of those lifter girls
It's funny how this is completely obvious but everyone pretends it's only one or the other
It's been like five years of crypto AI research and the main difference is the "artificial intelligence" went from being Indonesian to Singaporean
Recently saw a picture of myself when I was 19 and was like "wow I looked awesome back then, really embarrassing I let STEMcelism bully me out of it" and decided fed to run it all back
Taipei is building
Bizarre slow-motion bird
I've seen this like 50 times today and I thought it was AI every single time Then I saw Trump posting it and I was like "oh my god!! - he reposted the AI meme!!" and everyone called me a retard
Gave shawty this vape I found on the ground and she's been skipping everywhere all day
If I ever make 7m/month you better believe I'll be shilling the most unbuyable dogshit in the entire universe Straight-up 20k mcap shitter spamposting streak. It will be the least honorable moment of my life
DUE diligence?? More like DON'T diligence 😹😹😹
Everybody knows ox dot fun has the greatest liquidity in the universe
Aella's remarkable because she says things completely seriously that even the femcel satire accounts here couldn't bring themselves to post as jokes
It's honestly a huge mog Everyone notices the "satire accounts" who only post satire that makes them sound cooler than they are but magically can't find any comedic value in jokes that get them called a loser Aella's existence basically shines a huge spotlight on them
Donald Trump is going to win the election and force all the girls who lost their email jobs in the Biden economy to date incels for minimum wage
State mandated e-gfs
I'm allowed to shill 100k mcap coins as long as I don't have at least 100k followers right Current meta is 1 follower per mcap ya?
Slow down retards I didn't finish the dca
My legs fell asleep tweeting on the toilet and I'm trapped in somebody's hotel bathroom
They also do the thing where they go "your muscles won't matter when I randomly shoot you"
Libtards genuinely don't understand the only version of "eugenics" people disliked was the one where you killed people. "Hitler word bad!!" Nobody actually cares about incentivizing smart people to reproduce more or screening embryos that would grow up to be retarded/disabled
Alright We're back
"Prostitution is mostly caused by poverty" is sort of insane as a talking point because the only reason anyone works any job at all is also avoiding poverty
Republicans have this catch 22 where legalizing prostitution would be a massive optics problem but if they did it they'd instantly steal half the men from the democrats bc guys don't have to pretend to believe a bunch of insane shit to get pussy anymore if it's going for $25/hr
When I learned "legal prostitution" was the most gender-polarizing issue in progressive circles it all clicked That's the reset button
Wait, are there people who do it with intentions
Nice
FLCL OST 1-3
People love using reply raids to measure community strength It mostly works, but you'll miss a lot of obvious winners. You don't need to tell people to buy when the thesis is self-evident The lack of people shilling bitcoin in my replies isn't bc its going down If a project still has a large community of high-visibility users after years, it's going to infinity whether or not they beg you to buy Actually, the ones that never tell you to buy are going to triple infinity
Any random sadboy can make himself fake cry to deathcab or bon iver but only true empaths can light it up to the illenium album
Going home (Taipei, Taiwan)
Infinite send
The market does not have enough leverage for my sentiment atm "Love" pales in comparison to the emotion I am feeling for bitcoin right now
Get long. You're gonna wanna be long for this part
It's diet coke
I'll believe the AI shitposter accounts can actually post well when they stop needing to tell everyone they're AI to get all the techies to insta soy-follow
TELEPORT SEASON
Are you ready
It may be true men resent female authority in elementary school and social media allowed them to preserve that energy - but the idea this is the primary factor in democrats failing to attract young white men is incomprehensibly retarded
This is shit-talking, not actual political commentary I thought everyone knew that, but the attempts to do targeted demographic outreach this election made me realize many people actually believes the projections they do of other groups for dunk-tweets
"hello. Would you like to increase followers w-" No. I tweet about cryptocurrency sometimes, I already have way more non-engaging functional bot retard followers as-is Try catfishing me instead, it's a much easier in
The service worker meme about "our jobs are so hard!! We really deserve tips!" actually used to be true, but things changed a LOT and they just kept saying it hoping you wouldn't notice American service has literally never been shittier and they expect like 40% minimum now
My 20-hour travel time has magically expanded by an additional 4 days through the power of chain cancelations At this point, it's clear I'm going to die in the airport I've made peace with it My only wish is to see the @OXFUNHQ team one last time before my death at the air-DMV
I tried to destroy trump's chances of winning 2024 by shooting out his earlobes and making everyone think he was a f*ggot with gauges but I missed a teensy bit and now everyone thinks he's a patriot hero who survived "assassination"
The "you gotta agree with women on everything or they won't have sex with you" bros are gonna be so epically mindblown in 2047 when they finally get up the courage to have an opinion of their own and the outcome debunks their entire worldview
You were an amazing friend to me for 7 years. It's unfortunate you had to go and fuck it all up with that one extremely retarded thing you said that I'll never forgive you for
The "zoomers" are all "crashed out" from "gooning" too hard 🤣🤣🤣
Oh you hope I step on a Lego?? Well I hope you step on a landmine and get vaporized instantly. Retarded millenial f*ggot
"You should leave business partners on read sometimes while you reply to 22yo egirls" Su Zhu, The Art of War
A secret life-hack is that you should always be making infinite money. Su zhu wrote about it in the art of war
Kamala's voice is so bad it's gonna singlehandedly counteract ten billion mail-in fraud-ballots The American people are making it clear they'll perform acts of genuine magic to prevent themselves to being subjected to this disrespectful warbling any longer
I love bitcoin so much it's insane
The zoomers were too busy speculating on which derivative hippo coin would be "moo deng beta" to notice bitcoin breaking 260k
Rasmr told me to log on and check out his bangers so I go to his profile and it's just 20 tweets coping over the five million dollars he lost on his Chinese hippo coin this week
First time missing a flight cuz I tested positive for bombs They swabbed everything in my bag and it all flagged as some explosive so they kept swabbing it for like 3 hours till the tests started coming back clear They told me "that just happens sometimes" Unnerving
So apparently Verizon just sucks ass now and T-mobile is better in pretty much the entire country but nobody knows bc of how fast mobile upgraded its network
Lock in by October 27th Final warning
If this doesn't get you rock hard you needa get your T levels checked out bub
The day I come back to Taiwan, bitcoin is breaking 69k and never going below it ever again
18 hours of watching him be vicisected by a backalley Taiwanese "surgeon" as his girlfriend shrieks in terror ASMR
At a certain point "patience" and "no self-respect" become sorta indistinguishable as traits
I have three black friends
One is @gianinaskarlett
This is like the most minorly offensive common male statement of all time. If you can't pull it back from this you're simply destined to die a virgin
It's insane how "retard energy" has become implicitly right-wing, and also that this has largely been a cultural victory
The blackchain
The throat cancer allegations are completely unfounded
50% of my tweets make Marc Andreesen follow me and 50% of them make him block me and the only thing determining which it is on any given day is the whimsy of the algorithm. Acceleration towards a superposition. The future is beautiful and also very confusing
The idea you uniquely have to protect black cryptocurrency investors is more racist than anything I've posted in my entire esteemed career of racist tweets
Is we gettin a supercycle ⁉️
Salana goin to a million bros
"the grifters are out, dude! And chads are in!" "but I'm in. And I'm selling as soon as it stops pumping 2% every time I tweet the ticker"
Rare Amazon review shitposting
At this point the only explanation that makes any sense is "threadguy's fucking his hairdresser"
Just said "thanks, queen" out of habit to the Indian Verizon store rep and thought I was gonna get another sexual harassment complaint till I saw the look she gave me
UNSTOPPABLE FORCE VS IMMOVABLE WALL PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP VS THE INFINITE DOWNWARD PRICE ACTION OF THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN THE FATE OF ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY LIES WITH THE WINNER OF THIS GENERATIONAL SHOWDOWN
Plug in all the USBs you find in the parking lot. Rawdog the stripper. Tell the dumb bitch from the bar your real name this time. Take more uncalculated risks God is real and he either wants to protect you or teach you an important lesson
Everyone who taught me how to trade is gradually realizing how badly they fucked up
The way YouTube handles subscription benefits is beyond petty They don't just make people listen to ads, they force them to leave their screen on and waste phone battery if they wanna continue listening to the audio Just learned about it, I'm honestly floored. Totally evil
Taking every fiber of my being to resist bullposting right before the Monday open
I have so much PTSD I'm actually looking at the charts rn and telling myself it could just be another fakeout
What am I even looking at Can we teleport Asian planes now?
Will ethereum ever be worth more than 3000 dollars again?
My parents were too objective and data-driven when I was a kid so I rebelled by believing that special rocks let me see the future and ivermectin cures cancer
100% of the people who hit you up like "omggg it's been so long!! whyd we even stop talking!?" know exactly why you stopped talking
It's insane how people still don't realize that going online and saying "x is the best/hottest/smartest person in the world" is just begging the entire internet to dunk on whoever they're complimenting I don't think there's been a day this year without some boomer dad posting about his hottest wife in the universe to a crowd of 50+ random teenagers calling her old. At this point I'm starting to think they're doing it on purpose
Whenever somebody's unfamiliar with a basic part of cryptocurrency I refer to them as a "Solana user" the same way Americans use "low-information voter" as a euphemism for
Watching bitcoin and spx finally break out of their god-forsaken ranges is enough to bring a tear to my eye I've got a fair bit of experience in god-forsaken ranges and very little compares to the feeling of leaving those levels behind forever
Obviously the night I consummated my marriage by creating a son is an exception
The daughter too, I guess
The Solana guys still don't know about su zhu
Nothing is more disgusting than when I can tell someone hates me and they suck up to me anyway Either be competent enough to hide the hatred better or grow a pair and admit it. You can't be incompetent AND a pussy, it is simply too pathetic
The main benefit of these bartending robots is that they'll force all those bar venter people to face the reality of their own loserdom as venting to a robot is 100x more humiliating than venting to a person
The timeline is so euphoric I'm starting to become genuinely scared
The prison sex is all concensual and you just gotta pretend it was rape when you get out or people call you a f*g
How did everybody get a Solana in February