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The future is MALE |
Gavin newsom will go down as exactly the genius prodigy I proclaimed him to be for fading the living fuck out of this election The Weasel God will emerge from this shitshow completely untainted by the failings of the Party of Squirrel Slaughterers |
Killing the squirrel right before the election was a world-historical blunder This will go down in history as the single greatest policy fumble of all time. It's actually insane They managed to make their opponents millions of dollars while handing them the election too |
Study oxfun spaces alpha |
Whoever shouted this out in the space, I love you |
People get mad at pumpfun for being extractive, but they actually totally removed massive extraction by auditors and I haven't seen anyone mention this yet Before pump, everyone had to pay someone like Certik some 5-fig amount to "audit their contract" so people knew it was safe It was mostly meaningless from a security perspective - audited contracts got exploited all the time anyway. But it was this thing you needed for people to trust a coin enough to put a lot of money in. Basically an insurance racket Now, seeing "pump" at the end of a CA acts as the audit. Everyone knows it's a safe contract so you don't need to pay the auditors for basic coin launches anymore. This puts all that money back in the devs hands and it is absolutely more per launch than whatever they make with their 1% fees Pump killed the auditor middlemen |
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA |
LIBTARDS FOR PRISON 2024 |
Oh no not you, [girl reading this]. I meant the ones with small breasts |
Fuck "the crystals" you gay bitch They're going in JAIL CELLS |
All hail the electoral college No idea why libtards agreed to this ridiculous scam of an idea but I'm not complaining STATES RIGHTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
The numbers don't lie RACK city, bitch |
I am the single greatest proponent of rack dominance on this entire website |
> longed btc > shorted eth > both in profit Never fails I don't gamble, I am simply 100% aligned with reality There is no political environment in which ethereum can't find a way to underperform |
There's a difference between wanting a candidate to win and betting money on them winning It's dreams vs reality Don't blow up betting on your delusions |
Never before has our great nation been blessed by such overwhelmingly qualified presidential candidates No matter who loses the election today, I think we can all agree: America wins |
Betting markets for stuff like the US election are epic bc you get to watch delusional retards become broke delusional retards |
If you've never traded with 50x leverage before, today is probably the best day possible to dip your toes in Head over to my bio, sign up for oxfun and enjoy the process. You'll pick it up quick, don't worry |
May the better propagandists win |
Voting is gay but if you don't vote Trump the last time you ever have the opportunity to you're a bitch forever |
I am a genius |
I love my life so much it's insane |
Walk home from the office is so epic |
Thanks for playing, libtards |
Fucking mogged |
Hit a lick on that Kamala short and balled out hard w/ some new clothes |
888 China mode unlocked |
I don't think anyone's actually bought eth in like one year They just wind up with eth because they sell things on mainnet into eth and leave it there Then at some point people look at the ETHBTC chart and realize it's down so much they either say "well surely this must be the bottom" and keep holding or they decide to sell the eth too |
There is actually a very strong argument that this has to be the ETHBTC bottom, but I've only talked to like 4 people total buying based on that. The rest are just ethcels praying to god it'll reverse so their bags finally go up |
Both I am positioned for the greatest Darth Maul wick of all time May the god of volatility bless us |
One asian woman for every white dude for trump Present your "I voted" sticker and we will redeem it for the asian at a 1:1 rate Prove you voted for him more than once and we'll give you a whole stable. You deserve it, king |
It is simply impossible to count all ballots in 24h Anyone who tells you we've ever been able to do that is an alt-right misinformation terrorist The process of verifying our democracy has always been a multi-week journey |
Rektober went from the least profitable trader on our entire website to one of the most profitable in like one month "While you studied [gay US political bullshit] I studied [making 30k from 1k in 2 days]" Study studying |
Landshark was right Foid is the funniest word in the universe |
Why do all the Real Men For Harris look so demure and beautiful.. |
I'm not a gay sexual predator But if I was... |
Wanting to know the results of an election is a fundamentally feminine trait. Why do you care so much about someone else's decision? An alpha male should be fine with us counting for years and years, decades even You're not a gay little beta male, are you? |
Kalmia is a ho |
Do you guys remember in 2017 when libtards would seethe about trump by like, editing a diaper on him, or editing him into a huge baby, or doing totally bizarre stuff like this |
The foid assault on Elon makes it too obvious She's just objectively wrong. We literally have a point system to measure competence in the world - they're called dollars, and Elon has more than anyone else The *ONLY REASON* you'd call him incompetent is if you're just seething |
If she was actually in crypto bc she cares about the tech she'd probably know how a validator works |
Normally these are gonna be super short but Antoine actually explained trading in such a normie-friendly way it felt like a waste to chop it all out I think this video could literally teach my mom to trade perps |
IIRC we add fluoride to our water bc it's a mining waste byproduct or something and miners got tired of paying to have it disposed of so they lobbied the US govt to put it in the water for "health," so now instead of paying to trash it they get paid for it |
This is actually how the entire supplement industry started "fuck, we seem to have a lot of this magnesium oxide. Anyone want it?" |
Play it safe here boys If you get a 3-day suspension right before the shitshow that's about to go down, you will regret it for the rest of your life It's time to lock in. You were born to do this. If any of you call less than 3k people retarded losers tomorrow, you're a failure |
"De-calcify your pineal gland, f*ggot" - The Corporation |
Might be the first cycle where the people from last cycle and the new entrants just absolutely hate each other Millenial v zoomer war |
I'm cooning out here tbh Team zoomer all day. Not just bc I need their blood to stay young, I also just think the way they're playing the cycle is way funnier |
Racist crystal healing. Bitcoin whales paying to assassinate govt officials who allow flouride in our water supply. Hippies seeing your Kamala bumper sticker and calling you a f*ggot We are going to make america great again |
This single thing is better than anything the last 4 presidents did cumulatively De-calcify your pineal gland, f*ggot |
I'm gonna use like 2% of my Twitter stimmy every year to buy the most expensive android and write it off as a business expense Levels of NEET never before seen |
Why do they have a word for this |
I hope we never come together ever in a million years I hate libtards so much it's insane |
She'll kill your squirrel too. You're not special She'll kill all our squirrels This is what the communists have been waiting for |
Greatest markets in the universe |
Enormous mistake ethcels make trying to communicate with zoomers this cycle: "138% apy" "42% yield" Etc Zoomers do not actually have any idea what this means They think in multiples 2x, 5x, 100x, etc |
Cryptocurrency is a market inefficiency |
I think everyone can agree with this one whether they're for or against it |
Stop derisking you retards just hedge Increase position size Place more orders Accelerate your margin |
Murad's avatar is one of the most horrifying things on this website I can't even tell if I like him or not bc I hate his avatar so much it's clearly impacting my perception |
This line was so hard when I was 11 but as an adult I think it may actually be the single gayest quote in the universe |
Don't think we've left the office before midnight in a month Greatest job in the universe |
All you need to make ten million dollars is a positive mindset |
Felt like an easy call It's up massively but if trump wins, it goes to zero. If Harris wins it also goes to zero tho |
TRADING GOD LUKAS WITH ANOTHER CRUSHING VICTORY I am the greatest perps trader in the universe. I lose slightly less than all other traders, placing me easily in the top 99.98th percentile |
I'm black |
Political tweets do truly attract the dumbest retards on this entire site Post "I think you should financially position yourself such that a Kamala victory doesn't result in you instantly losing $2M" and 40+ political analysts go wow fuck you dude I thought you liked trump |
Meeting with the boys in fifteen minutes to shred our wives mail-in ballots We're pretty sure the abuse and threats would've been enough, but when the fate of America's on the line you can never be too careful |
I think you have to be positioned for a Kamala victory here regardless of who you actually think wins If Trump wins, it simply will not matter how you're positioned. Every coin goes insane and we all make ten billy in a day If Kamala wins, there are actually a lot of ways you can instantly lose everything. Like, I really don't think you wanna be heavily allocated to Solana in the case of a Kamala victory. Mid-long term I think bitcoin is bullish either way tho |
And no, "positioning for a Kamala victory" does not mean stabling out, and if this is what you were thinking of let me know so I can uninvite you to all our events at devcon |
Ethereum 🤝 Kamala Harris Going down on you no matter how unlikely it seems |
I'm about to say the most hated thing of all time But Kamala winning may be the only thing that can save ethereum Trump victory means zero crypto taxes, every coin declared unilaterally not a security, Solana ETF in 2 weeks, etc Kamala victory means none of that. The only coins allowed are the ones that are already approved This would effectively make eth the only legal altcoin via the ETFs That sounds extremely bleak, but the upside is: this means Kamala victory = literally impossible Eth is divinely preordained to continue its journey to absolute zero No future that opposes its quest to drill through every support level in existence may come to pass |
That last part is pure cope btw Ethereum can absolutely still go to zero even with everything in existence trying to stop it, including total libtard victory It's been ignoring bullish catalysts for the last 2 years. There's no reason it would stop now |
There's a very real chance they've decided to just steal it so blatantly it's actually undeniable and then say "yeah we stole it, what are you gonna do bitch" |
The main usecase of Ethereum is selling |
If you're in Solana, pivot to USDT |
I have never emotionally manipulated anybody and if you keep spreading rumors saying otherwise I'm going to kill myself |
Raccoons are indisputably better animals than squirrels But will they trade at higher prices? No. Could they offer better returns to smart investors, though? Also no. Sometimes the market is gay |
Study egirl wallet naming |
Asian barbers CRUSH and EVISCERATE black barbers while charging EVEN LESS and finishing the cut 4X FASTER If HAIRCUTTING was a RACE WAR this would be classified as GENOCIDE |
This was tweeted from a place of EXTREME SEETHE after I decided to allow the ONE black person in ALL OF TAIWAN to cut my hair and he FUCKED MY SHIT UP ONE WEEK before I meet like 10k of you at Devcon UNFORGIVABLE SUBMITTING MY KKK APPLICATION AS WE SPEAK |
GRAND WIZARD LUKAS REPORTING FOR DUTY The reason we wear the hoods is to COVER OUR HAIR that got FUCKED UP by AFRICAN BARBERS |
My wife knows it's best she votes for Donald Trump... Or else. Welcome to MAGA country, bitch |
Crystal healing works but the crystal is meth |
I just signed a 1-year lease with 2 zoomers who stay up 20 hours a day rugging coins Anyone who buys something I promote these next few months deserves everything they get |
It would be really funny if after writing 500 viral tweets about white guys who date asian girls and how they're losers I decided to get an asian gf |
I was doing psyops to free up the good ones. Now that you all dumped the wife material asians I'm buying the bottom Thanks for playing |
Gigabit ethernet costs fourteen dollars a month in Taipei |
Kook is a genius and everyone who's ever fudded him is dead now |
No surprise the month of the incel is also the Scorpio birthmonth |
If you use one of those polarized phone screen protectors literally everyone assumes you masturbate at work |
I let her hit bc I knew she wouldn't cum |
It's usually fine and sorta endearing when guys are corny but when women are it's one of the most repulsive things in the entire universe |
Difference between a normal dad and a female comedian |
Total Gooner Death |
AI completely changed my life I have not lost a relationship fight since the voice recorder app started letting me transcribe and search the files "Oh.. I guess you did say that. My bad" Back to normal |
I told my gf it was No Nut November and she asked why I thought that would impact her |
When presumptuous women online ask "who hurt you?", I find it difficult not to laugh so hard my fedora falls off my head Despite this, I still empathize with their feeble minds. Before I read 'The Rational male' by Rollo Tomassi, I too could've asked something this embarrassing But that was in the past Now, I understand (just as Rollo Tomassi does) that the only person who can hurt you.. Is yourself |
No Nut November is pride month for incels and we're canceling any company that doesn't change their Twitter logo to this like what libtards did with the black square |
Everybody who says "I'm not an egirl" is an egirl, nobody who says "I'm a sociopath" is sociopathic and 100% of people who tell you they're good and normal are actually pure evil |
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