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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: First off, sorry for the length.\n\nI need some serious help. My husband and I have been having pretty serious problems with money. It isn't that we are lazy, we are just in a really tight spot. He has tried posting on r/Frugal, but didn't get any advice other than \"don't spend what you don't have to and you'll be fine.\" It isn't that simple for us. We just don't make enough money to pay off all of our bills each month.\n\nBasically, I've gotten very sick recently. I've been out of work for nearly 5 months because I can't stand or walk on my own. We've been saving money where we can. I even got a buzz cut for the sake of saving water and shampoo (not to mention, I couldn't shower by myself). But despite our best efforts, we can't make it. My husband makes about $1,000 a month. Our rent cost us $650, our cell phones cost $70, and utilities usually cost about $70 (with internet). We still have to pay for gas and food. We've been sent to collections because of my medical bills and a credit card (which we haven't been using for nearly 3 years). We still have 7 months on our lease, and can't ask for any money from family, because I have already tapped them out. \n\nPlease, if anyone has any legitimate advice (no \"just be more careful with your money\" advice, please), I would love to hear from you. Anything helps."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: First off, sorry for the length.\n\nI need some serious help. My husband and I have been having pretty serious problems with money. It isn't that we are lazy, we are just in a really tight spot. He has tried posting on r/Frugal, but didn't get any advice other than \"don't spend what you don't have to and you'll be fine.\" It isn't that simple for us. We just don't make enough money to pay off all of our bills each month.\n\nBasically, I've gotten very sick recently. I've been out of work for nearly 5 months because I can't stand or walk on my own. We've been saving money where we can. I even got a buzz cut for the sake of saving water and shampoo (not to mention, I couldn't shower by myself). But despite our best efforts, we can't make it. My husband makes about $1,000 a month. Our rent cost us $650, our cell phones cost $70, and utilities usually cost about $70 (with internet). We still have to pay for gas and food. We've been sent to collections because of my medical bills and a credit card (which we haven't been using for nearly 3 years). We still have 7 months on our lease, and can't ask for any money from family, because I have already tapped them out. \n\nPlease, if anyone has any legitimate advice (no \"just be more careful with your money\" advice, please), I would love to hear from you. Anything helps."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: First off, sorry for the length.\n\nI need some serious help. My husband and I have been having pretty serious problems with money. It isn't that we are lazy, we are just in a really tight spot. He has tried posting on r/Frugal, but didn't get any advice other than \"don't spend what you don't have to and you'll be fine.\" It isn't that simple for us. We just don't make enough money to pay off all of our bills each month.\n\nBasically, I've gotten very sick recently. I've been out of work for nearly 5 months because I can't stand or walk on my own. We've been saving money where we can. I even got a buzz cut for the sake of saving water and shampoo (not to mention, I couldn't shower by myself). But despite our best efforts, we can't make it. My husband makes about $1,000 a month. Our rent cost us $650, our cell phones cost $70, and utilities usually cost about $70 (with internet). We still have to pay for gas and food. We've been sent to collections because of my medical bills and a credit card (which we haven't been using for nearly 3 years). We still have 7 months on our lease, and can't ask for any money from family, because I have already tapped them out. \n\nPlease, if anyone has any legitimate advice (no \"just be more careful with your money\" advice, please), I would love to hear from you. Anything helps."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: First off, sorry for the length.\n\nI need some serious help. My husband and I have been having pretty serious problems with money. It isn't that we are lazy, we are just in a really tight spot. He has tried posting on r/Frugal, but didn't get any advice other than \"don't spend what you don't have to and you'll be fine.\" It isn't that simple for us. We just don't make enough money to pay off all of our bills each month.\n\nBasically, I've gotten very sick recently. I've been out of work for nearly 5 months because I can't stand or walk on my own. We've been saving money where we can. I even got a buzz cut for the sake of saving water and shampoo (not to mention, I couldn't shower by myself). But despite our best efforts, we can't make it. My husband makes about $1,000 a month. Our rent cost us $650, our cell phones cost $70, and utilities usually cost about $70 (with internet). We still have to pay for gas and food. We've been sent to collections because of my medical bills and a credit card (which we haven't been using for nearly 3 years). We still have 7 months on our lease, and can't ask for any money from family, because I have already tapped them out. \n\nPlease, if anyone has any legitimate advice (no \"just be more careful with your money\" advice, please), I would love to hear from you. Anything helps."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: First off, sorry for the length.\n\nI need some serious help. My husband and I have been having pretty serious problems with money. It isn't that we are lazy, we are just in a really tight spot. He has tried posting on r/Frugal, but didn't get any advice other than \"don't spend what you don't have to and you'll be fine.\" It isn't that simple for us. We just don't make enough money to pay off all of our bills each month.\n\nBasically, I've gotten very sick recently. I've been out of work for nearly 5 months because I can't stand or walk on my own. We've been saving money where we can. I even got a buzz cut for the sake of saving water and shampoo (not to mention, I couldn't shower by myself). But despite our best efforts, we can't make it. My husband makes about $1,000 a month. Our rent cost us $650, our cell phones cost $70, and utilities usually cost about $70 (with internet). We still have to pay for gas and food. We've been sent to collections because of my medical bills and a credit card (which we haven't been using for nearly 3 years). We still have 7 months on our lease, and can't ask for any money from family, because I have already tapped them out. \n\nPlease, if anyone has any legitimate advice (no \"just be more careful with your money\" advice, please), I would love to hear from you. Anything helps."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, firstly, thanks for taking the time to read.\n\nI am 19 and we met at sixth form (college?). She then went to uni and I did not. So we have a long distance relationship which she is currently back from over summer.\n\nThings were great and I visited her as much as financially possible, spent so much money, time and effort into seeing her. We argued ALOT however.\n\nAlso during this time, I began to really take care of myself and my fitness levels due to family reasons which means I work out a lot. However she has done the opposite. Put on a lot of weight during uni and doesn't seem to care, unless it's for a day and then goes back to her old ways.\n\nI have also spoke to my fears and told her I no longer find her AS attractive but it did not go well. She changed her way for about 4 days and also seemed see me as a different person during that time like I had broken her trust or something when I was also trying to help her help herself, as I know she complains about her weight. I also used to be EXTREMELY overweight so I know what it's like.\n\nI don't know if it's the weight, the distance or a mixture of everything and general life taking a toll but I now feel extremely distant from her. She recently went away to see family for 5 days and we barely spoke or texted the entire time, around 10minutes on a night time and a few texts sparingly throughout the day.\n\nDoes anyone have any advice? Does perhaps this situation seem familiar to you? Any advice will help"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, firstly, thanks for taking the time to read.\n\nI am 19 and we met at sixth form (college?). She then went to uni and I did not. So we have a long distance relationship which she is currently back from over summer.\n\nThings were great and I visited her as much as financially possible, spent so much money, time and effort into seeing her. We argued ALOT however.\n\nAlso during this time, I began to really take care of myself and my fitness levels due to family reasons which means I work out a lot. However she has done the opposite. Put on a lot of weight during uni and doesn't seem to care, unless it's for a day and then goes back to her old ways.\n\nI have also spoke to my fears and told her I no longer find her AS attractive but it did not go well. She changed her way for about 4 days and also seemed see me as a different person during that time like I had broken her trust or something when I was also trying to help her help herself, as I know she complains about her weight. I also used to be EXTREMELY overweight so I know what it's like.\n\nI don't know if it's the weight, the distance or a mixture of everything and general life taking a toll but I now feel extremely distant from her. She recently went away to see family for 5 days and we barely spoke or texted the entire time, around 10minutes on a night time and a few texts sparingly throughout the day.\n\nDoes anyone have any advice? Does perhaps this situation seem familiar to you? Any advice will help"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, firstly, thanks for taking the time to read.\n\nI am 19 and we met at sixth form (college?). She then went to uni and I did not. So we have a long distance relationship which she is currently back from over summer.\n\nThings were great and I visited her as much as financially possible, spent so much money, time and effort into seeing her. We argued ALOT however.\n\nAlso during this time, I began to really take care of myself and my fitness levels due to family reasons which means I work out a lot. However she has done the opposite. Put on a lot of weight during uni and doesn't seem to care, unless it's for a day and then goes back to her old ways.\n\nI have also spoke to my fears and told her I no longer find her AS attractive but it did not go well. She changed her way for about 4 days and also seemed see me as a different person during that time like I had broken her trust or something when I was also trying to help her help herself, as I know she complains about her weight. I also used to be EXTREMELY overweight so I know what it's like.\n\nI don't know if it's the weight, the distance or a mixture of everything and general life taking a toll but I now feel extremely distant from her. She recently went away to see family for 5 days and we barely spoke or texted the entire time, around 10minutes on a night time and a few texts sparingly throughout the day.\n\nDoes anyone have any advice? Does perhaps this situation seem familiar to you? Any advice will help"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: What are my options in relation to changes being made to my employment contract? Can I refuse to sign something I did not agree to without it affecting my employment?\n\nBackground:\nMy employer pays for our exams and training. It has not been stated that we would need to repay these costs until recently. It was announced last month (2 days after I booked my next exam) that we would be liable to repay costs in the event we leave the company within 36 months of the cost being incurred. Today we have been given a document stating it's an amendment to our contract amednmnd the changes are to be implemented immediately.\n\nMy problem is I have an interview lined up 31 March. I've had a first interview with the company (1 march) and they have called me back for a second interview. \n\nI calculate the costs I would owe my current employer as £530. I only earn £1,106 at present and cannot afford to lose that amount from my pay or I cannot afford to pay my half of the bills/rent and my SO wouldn't have the available funds to help me out.\n\nCan I refuse to sign this document? What is the smartest move here considering I did not agree to these costs prior to taking the exams and certainly wouldn't have sat them if I had known?\n\nMy issue is that I don't want to kick up a fuss and create tension if I don't end up getting the job. But on the other hand, the interview is promising (I have a friend at the company and the Directors I've already met have apparently gone up to her and told her how impressed hey were. so I'm hopeful).\n\nI think that's enough info. but happy to expand if necessary. New job would be a £4,500 pay increase; walking distance so less fuel costs; less travel time etc."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: What are my options in relation to changes being made to my employment contract? Can I refuse to sign something I did not agree to without it affecting my employment?\n\nBackground:\nMy employer pays for our exams and training. It has not been stated that we would need to repay these costs until recently. It was announced last month (2 days after I booked my next exam) that we would be liable to repay costs in the event we leave the company within 36 months of the cost being incurred. Today we have been given a document stating it's an amendment to our contract amednmnd the changes are to be implemented immediately.\n\nMy problem is I have an interview lined up 31 March. I've had a first interview with the company (1 march) and they have called me back for a second interview. \n\nI calculate the costs I would owe my current employer as £530. I only earn £1,106 at present and cannot afford to lose that amount from my pay or I cannot afford to pay my half of the bills/rent and my SO wouldn't have the available funds to help me out.\n\nCan I refuse to sign this document? What is the smartest move here considering I did not agree to these costs prior to taking the exams and certainly wouldn't have sat them if I had known?\n\nMy issue is that I don't want to kick up a fuss and create tension if I don't end up getting the job. But on the other hand, the interview is promising (I have a friend at the company and the Directors I've already met have apparently gone up to her and told her how impressed hey were. so I'm hopeful).\n\nI think that's enough info. but happy to expand if necessary. New job would be a £4,500 pay increase; walking distance so less fuel costs; less travel time etc."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: What are my options in relation to changes being made to my employment contract? Can I refuse to sign something I did not agree to without it affecting my employment?\n\nBackground:\nMy employer pays for our exams and training. It has not been stated that we would need to repay these costs until recently. It was announced last month (2 days after I booked my next exam) that we would be liable to repay costs in the event we leave the company within 36 months of the cost being incurred. Today we have been given a document stating it's an amendment to our contract amednmnd the changes are to be implemented immediately.\n\nMy problem is I have an interview lined up 31 March. I've had a first interview with the company (1 march) and they have called me back for a second interview. \n\nI calculate the costs I would owe my current employer as £530. I only earn £1,106 at present and cannot afford to lose that amount from my pay or I cannot afford to pay my half of the bills/rent and my SO wouldn't have the available funds to help me out.\n\nCan I refuse to sign this document? What is the smartest move here considering I did not agree to these costs prior to taking the exams and certainly wouldn't have sat them if I had known?\n\nMy issue is that I don't want to kick up a fuss and create tension if I don't end up getting the job. But on the other hand, the interview is promising (I have a friend at the company and the Directors I've already met have apparently gone up to her and told her how impressed hey were. so I'm hopeful).\n\nI think that's enough info. but happy to expand if necessary. New job would be a £4,500 pay increase; walking distance so less fuel costs; less travel time etc."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, as the title describes, I'm in a one and a half year relationship with my gf. Things have been going well until early/mid November where I really put things in perspective. \n\n3 months into the relationship, she told me she lied about having a car and said she is on her third learner's permit (she lied out of embarrassment). She confessed the truth, as I was about to meet her whole family on Christmas Eve, so I had to set that aside for the holidays. Also, it's at least a 35 minute/10 mile drive to her place from me; she's never completely attempted to come to me.\n\nThrough last year, I increasingly realized we have very different interests; she is into country music (especially the \"modern\" stuff), sticks to only a few favorite food things, still somewhat shy around me and my friends and loves Bravo. I'm into alternative rock, will try a lot of different food (except Nato; won't eat again), outgoing nerd who loves his video games.\n\nShe still has her learner's permit and can't afford a car since she's still paying student loans and the bills (she still lives w/ her parents). She's also losing her job really soon, but working on getting freelance work.\n\nNow that you have the background, here's my dilema: She's the first non-crazy girlfriend I've had and she's really sweet/kind. The crazy exes were easy to deal with, but her doesn't feel like it will be that easy. How can I prepare myself and let her down as easy as possible? (if possible)"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, as the title describes, I'm in a one and a half year relationship with my gf. Things have been going well until early/mid November where I really put things in perspective. \n\n3 months into the relationship, she told me she lied about having a car and said she is on her third learner's permit (she lied out of embarrassment). She confessed the truth, as I was about to meet her whole family on Christmas Eve, so I had to set that aside for the holidays. Also, it's at least a 35 minute/10 mile drive to her place from me; she's never completely attempted to come to me.\n\nThrough last year, I increasingly realized we have very different interests; she is into country music (especially the \"modern\" stuff), sticks to only a few favorite food things, still somewhat shy around me and my friends and loves Bravo. I'm into alternative rock, will try a lot of different food (except Nato; won't eat again), outgoing nerd who loves his video games.\n\nShe still has her learner's permit and can't afford a car since she's still paying student loans and the bills (she still lives w/ her parents). She's also losing her job really soon, but working on getting freelance work.\n\nNow that you have the background, here's my dilema: She's the first non-crazy girlfriend I've had and she's really sweet/kind. The crazy exes were easy to deal with, but her doesn't feel like it will be that easy. How can I prepare myself and let her down as easy as possible? (if possible)"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, as the title describes, I'm in a one and a half year relationship with my gf. Things have been going well until early/mid November where I really put things in perspective. \n\n3 months into the relationship, she told me she lied about having a car and said she is on her third learner's permit (she lied out of embarrassment). She confessed the truth, as I was about to meet her whole family on Christmas Eve, so I had to set that aside for the holidays. Also, it's at least a 35 minute/10 mile drive to her place from me; she's never completely attempted to come to me.\n\nThrough last year, I increasingly realized we have very different interests; she is into country music (especially the \"modern\" stuff), sticks to only a few favorite food things, still somewhat shy around me and my friends and loves Bravo. I'm into alternative rock, will try a lot of different food (except Nato; won't eat again), outgoing nerd who loves his video games.\n\nShe still has her learner's permit and can't afford a car since she's still paying student loans and the bills (she still lives w/ her parents). She's also losing her job really soon, but working on getting freelance work.\n\nNow that you have the background, here's my dilema: She's the first non-crazy girlfriend I've had and she's really sweet/kind. The crazy exes were easy to deal with, but her doesn't feel like it will be that easy. How can I prepare myself and let her down as easy as possible? (if possible)"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: In January my wife and I moved into a town home so we could be closer to school/work. Since we have moved in we have received three \"friendly\" reminders from the leasing office regarding: number of parking spaces used, our animal not being on a leash, and a noise complaint. \n\nWe are alloted two spaces for our vehicles plus one for a guest. Since we have moved in we have only had guests twice and both times they all came in the same vehicle. Add that to the fact that my wife and I work completely different shifts and the only time both our cars occupy our spots are from around 11pm-7am, otherwise one car is there at a time. \n\nSecond, we received another reminder stating our dog was spotted off the leash and had defecated on another tenants patio. This never happened. Our dog uses training pads and the only time she is outside is on our closed in patio with us watching her. \n\nThe noise complaint we got was on Super Bowl Sunday when we were out of town. \n\nI have had one interaction with our next door neighbor since we moved in and it was just a hello and goodbye. I have no idea why she would want to do this. When we see her we always wave. I've talked to the leasing office twice about it but they don't seem to believe me. I don't know what talking to her would accomplish or if it would just make things worse. What I do know about her is that she never leaves her home and never turns any lights on. She also makes a habit of looking out her front or patio door every time I enter or leave my home."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So this happened a few weeks ago on my holiday to India. Back story: Indian toilets don't usually have toilet paper and are more often than not simply a hole in the ground that you squat over. I went to deposit a particularly nasty load of liquid shit or what the locals refer to as \"Delhi belly\". I'd also recently been given some very expensive glasses by my parents and was under pain of death not to lose them. So I was squatting down unleashing this never ending torrent of diarrhoea when my glasses dropped off my head and fell down the hole. In a state of blind panic and fear I shoved my hand into the bottomless pit of shit in an attempt to find my glasses and, after dipping my arm elbow-deep in shit, eventually discovered them and pulled them out. As they were covered in shit I didn't put them on and instead stumbled around outside half blind to find somewhere to wash them off, finding a small shack surrounded by what I assumed was a queue of people with a huge urn of water inside. Pushing through the crowd, I quickly rinsed my shit covered arm and glasses in this urn of cold water, returned the glasses to their rightful place and, feeling rather pleased with my lucky escape, strolled outside. I then realised my FU.the queue was full of people holding various jugs and cups and a sign on the shack read \"DRINKING WATER\" in bright red bold letters."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So this happened a few weeks ago on my holiday to India. Back story: Indian toilets don't usually have toilet paper and are more often than not simply a hole in the ground that you squat over. I went to deposit a particularly nasty load of liquid shit or what the locals refer to as \"Delhi belly\". I'd also recently been given some very expensive glasses by my parents and was under pain of death not to lose them. So I was squatting down unleashing this never ending torrent of diarrhoea when my glasses dropped off my head and fell down the hole. In a state of blind panic and fear I shoved my hand into the bottomless pit of shit in an attempt to find my glasses and, after dipping my arm elbow-deep in shit, eventually discovered them and pulled them out. As they were covered in shit I didn't put them on and instead stumbled around outside half blind to find somewhere to wash them off, finding a small shack surrounded by what I assumed was a queue of people with a huge urn of water inside. Pushing through the crowd, I quickly rinsed my shit covered arm and glasses in this urn of cold water, returned the glasses to their rightful place and, feeling rather pleased with my lucky escape, strolled outside. I then realised my FU.the queue was full of people holding various jugs and cups and a sign on the shack read \"DRINKING WATER\" in bright red bold letters."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So this happened a few weeks ago on my holiday to India. Back story: Indian toilets don't usually have toilet paper and are more often than not simply a hole in the ground that you squat over. I went to deposit a particularly nasty load of liquid shit or what the locals refer to as \"Delhi belly\". I'd also recently been given some very expensive glasses by my parents and was under pain of death not to lose them. So I was squatting down unleashing this never ending torrent of diarrhoea when my glasses dropped off my head and fell down the hole. In a state of blind panic and fear I shoved my hand into the bottomless pit of shit in an attempt to find my glasses and, after dipping my arm elbow-deep in shit, eventually discovered them and pulled them out. As they were covered in shit I didn't put them on and instead stumbled around outside half blind to find somewhere to wash them off, finding a small shack surrounded by what I assumed was a queue of people with a huge urn of water inside. Pushing through the crowd, I quickly rinsed my shit covered arm and glasses in this urn of cold water, returned the glasses to their rightful place and, feeling rather pleased with my lucky escape, strolled outside. I then realised my FU.the queue was full of people holding various jugs and cups and a sign on the shack read \"DRINKING WATER\" in bright red bold letters."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: couple of facts about me:\n\n1.my mom and I don't have the best relationship, and I want to change that\n\n2.my moms always wanted to get a Thai massage, so I said \"what the hell, my treat\"\n\n3.I'm a bit of a horn dog (relevant username)\n\n4.I, like most people, don't think straight when I first wake up\n\n5.I laugh when I'm nervous\n\n_\nToday, I took my mom to get that Thai massage. The thing is, I'm a very stressed man and when she asked me to join her, I thought \"what the hell\" and decided to get a massage of my own, too. I could use a little R&R. My masseuse was this cute Asian lady, who was a gift from the gods at masseusing. Fast forward 20 minutes, I'm out cold\n\nAnyone know that Russel Peters act where he talks about that Thai massage he had? If not, here's the jist: In Thailand, after a massage they \"[finish you off] For whatever reason even before realizing I would be getting a Thai massage today, I was thinking about that act. \n\nI wake up with the Asian rubbing down my inner thighs, and I realize, with every rub she's getting closer to *there*. Obviously she doesn't plan on touching it, but my boner is now about 6 inches farther to my right than she thinks, as my thing was lined in my boxers. Just waking up and all, and being a fucking idiot, I do nothing. I truly think I'm white Russel Peters right now. Well, when in ~Rome~ Thailand.\n\n*EEKK* She got a big handful of something she didn't expect to grab, freaked out and started yelling in *insert language here*. I, now fully awake, start laughing hysterically, 3 feet from my mother, who is now awake and sees this unfold. The manager comes over because I'm a fucking pervert in his eyes and kicks us out on the spot. It's been like 3 hours and I still haven't talked to my mom. Reddit, TIFU"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: couple of facts about me:\n\n1.my mom and I don't have the best relationship, and I want to change that\n\n2.my moms always wanted to get a Thai massage, so I said \"what the hell, my treat\"\n\n3.I'm a bit of a horn dog (relevant username)\n\n4.I, like most people, don't think straight when I first wake up\n\n5.I laugh when I'm nervous\n\n_\nToday, I took my mom to get that Thai massage. The thing is, I'm a very stressed man and when she asked me to join her, I thought \"what the hell\" and decided to get a massage of my own, too. I could use a little R&R. My masseuse was this cute Asian lady, who was a gift from the gods at masseusing. Fast forward 20 minutes, I'm out cold\n\nAnyone know that Russel Peters act where he talks about that Thai massage he had? If not, here's the jist: In Thailand, after a massage they \"[finish you off] For whatever reason even before realizing I would be getting a Thai massage today, I was thinking about that act. \n\nI wake up with the Asian rubbing down my inner thighs, and I realize, with every rub she's getting closer to *there*. Obviously she doesn't plan on touching it, but my boner is now about 6 inches farther to my right than she thinks, as my thing was lined in my boxers. Just waking up and all, and being a fucking idiot, I do nothing. I truly think I'm white Russel Peters right now. Well, when in ~Rome~ Thailand.\n\n*EEKK* She got a big handful of something she didn't expect to grab, freaked out and started yelling in *insert language here*. I, now fully awake, start laughing hysterically, 3 feet from my mother, who is now awake and sees this unfold. The manager comes over because I'm a fucking pervert in his eyes and kicks us out on the spot. It's been like 3 hours and I still haven't talked to my mom. Reddit, TIFU"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: couple of facts about me:\n\n1.my mom and I don't have the best relationship, and I want to change that\n\n2.my moms always wanted to get a Thai massage, so I said \"what the hell, my treat\"\n\n3.I'm a bit of a horn dog (relevant username)\n\n4.I, like most people, don't think straight when I first wake up\n\n5.I laugh when I'm nervous\n\n_\nToday, I took my mom to get that Thai massage. The thing is, I'm a very stressed man and when she asked me to join her, I thought \"what the hell\" and decided to get a massage of my own, too. I could use a little R&R. My masseuse was this cute Asian lady, who was a gift from the gods at masseusing. Fast forward 20 minutes, I'm out cold\n\nAnyone know that Russel Peters act where he talks about that Thai massage he had? If not, here's the jist: In Thailand, after a massage they \"[finish you off] For whatever reason even before realizing I would be getting a Thai massage today, I was thinking about that act. \n\nI wake up with the Asian rubbing down my inner thighs, and I realize, with every rub she's getting closer to *there*. Obviously she doesn't plan on touching it, but my boner is now about 6 inches farther to my right than she thinks, as my thing was lined in my boxers. Just waking up and all, and being a fucking idiot, I do nothing. I truly think I'm white Russel Peters right now. Well, when in ~Rome~ Thailand.\n\n*EEKK* She got a big handful of something she didn't expect to grab, freaked out and started yelling in *insert language here*. I, now fully awake, start laughing hysterically, 3 feet from my mother, who is now awake and sees this unfold. The manager comes over because I'm a fucking pervert in his eyes and kicks us out on the spot. It's been like 3 hours and I still haven't talked to my mom. Reddit, TIFU"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: This evening, my girlfriend and I planned to go out on the town and enjoy ourselves. We've both been working hard and needed it. We'd had the plans for about a week, but a couple of days ago, a female coworker invited her to her house for dinner. I encouraged her to go because I'd like to see her make some friends; and I stayed home because I wanted them to have their \"girls night\".\n\nAround dinnertime I texted her to have a good time, she responded with I love you, all that good stuff. Less than 2 hours later she texts me that she's so sorry, she wasn't going to drink and but now she's \"really drunk\" and will get her friend to drive her home. Did I mention that she is a hot mess when she gets drunk? Stumbling, slurring, falling down, embarrassing. And she can't control how drunk she gets.\n\nShe texts me every so often, but as our date is getting pushed farther and farther back, I start to get annoyed. She drunkenly texts me what's wrong, I say let's talk about it later, so on and so forth. Until 1:30 in the morning. I call her and she drunkenly says \"I'm gonna stay at her house and she'll take me back tomorrow I'm sorry I'm so sorry\". That's basically it.\n\nI'm so annoyed that I can't even fall asleep. We were really looking forward to this date. And I have to call her to find out what the deal is. Her cell phone died during the call so if I hadn't, I would have just gone to bed worried about her.\n\nAm I in the wrong to be upset here? How do I deal with her drinking without me in the future? Because it's always like this. It's really stressful to me."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: This evening, my girlfriend and I planned to go out on the town and enjoy ourselves. We've both been working hard and needed it. We'd had the plans for about a week, but a couple of days ago, a female coworker invited her to her house for dinner. I encouraged her to go because I'd like to see her make some friends; and I stayed home because I wanted them to have their \"girls night\".\n\nAround dinnertime I texted her to have a good time, she responded with I love you, all that good stuff. Less than 2 hours later she texts me that she's so sorry, she wasn't going to drink and but now she's \"really drunk\" and will get her friend to drive her home. Did I mention that she is a hot mess when she gets drunk? Stumbling, slurring, falling down, embarrassing. And she can't control how drunk she gets.\n\nShe texts me every so often, but as our date is getting pushed farther and farther back, I start to get annoyed. She drunkenly texts me what's wrong, I say let's talk about it later, so on and so forth. Until 1:30 in the morning. I call her and she drunkenly says \"I'm gonna stay at her house and she'll take me back tomorrow I'm sorry I'm so sorry\". That's basically it.\n\nI'm so annoyed that I can't even fall asleep. We were really looking forward to this date. And I have to call her to find out what the deal is. Her cell phone died during the call so if I hadn't, I would have just gone to bed worried about her.\n\nAm I in the wrong to be upset here? How do I deal with her drinking without me in the future? Because it's always like this. It's really stressful to me."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: This evening, my girlfriend and I planned to go out on the town and enjoy ourselves. We've both been working hard and needed it. We'd had the plans for about a week, but a couple of days ago, a female coworker invited her to her house for dinner. I encouraged her to go because I'd like to see her make some friends; and I stayed home because I wanted them to have their \"girls night\".\n\nAround dinnertime I texted her to have a good time, she responded with I love you, all that good stuff. Less than 2 hours later she texts me that she's so sorry, she wasn't going to drink and but now she's \"really drunk\" and will get her friend to drive her home. Did I mention that she is a hot mess when she gets drunk? Stumbling, slurring, falling down, embarrassing. And she can't control how drunk she gets.\n\nShe texts me every so often, but as our date is getting pushed farther and farther back, I start to get annoyed. She drunkenly texts me what's wrong, I say let's talk about it later, so on and so forth. Until 1:30 in the morning. I call her and she drunkenly says \"I'm gonna stay at her house and she'll take me back tomorrow I'm sorry I'm so sorry\". That's basically it.\n\nI'm so annoyed that I can't even fall asleep. We were really looking forward to this date. And I have to call her to find out what the deal is. Her cell phone died during the call so if I hadn't, I would have just gone to bed worried about her.\n\nAm I in the wrong to be upset here? How do I deal with her drinking without me in the future? Because it's always like this. It's really stressful to me."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi guys, ive been lurking here for a while but i didnt really think id need any relationship advice because i considered myself strong enough to handle these problems. It seems im wrong about that.\n\nBackground: I met my ex (well call her Jocelyn) when we were both in grade 9. We fell for eachother very quickly and were inseperable throughout highschool up until our last year when she told me had feelings for someone else and we ended it.\n\nWe reconciled in the middle of first year university and were together for about 3 more years until she finally broke up with me again, stating that she just couldnt see herself marrying me (which was what we both discussed would happen eventually). I took this very hard and ended up isolating myself from friends and family and fell into a small \"hole\" as i like to call it. A lot of drinking and marijuana was involved, which only made my situation worse.\n\nI started to gain back my confidence about 5 months after the break up when she contacted me again and asked to speak about our situation. Being the spineless person i am i agreed, and we only got together twice before she said it was a mistake and we should remain friends.\n\nI was fine with this (although quite annoyed) and we continued to speak regularly, which i admit was a horrible idea. She told me about 3 weeks ago that shes seeing someone and we shouldnt speak anymore, ive agreed with this as it would be innapropriate to continue speaking. However, ive found myself in that \"hole\" once again. \n\nI continually think about her during every aspect of my day, even though i know the pain ive been through when ive been with her. I know i shouldnt and cant rely on someone else to give me happiness, but im not sure really what to do at this point. \n\nSo after my huge ramblings (i havent really talked to anyone about all this recently), does anyone have advice on how i can get her out of my head? Its gotten to the point of obsession and it needs to stop for my own mental well being."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi guys, ive been lurking here for a while but i didnt really think id need any relationship advice because i considered myself strong enough to handle these problems. It seems im wrong about that.\n\nBackground: I met my ex (well call her Jocelyn) when we were both in grade 9. We fell for eachother very quickly and were inseperable throughout highschool up until our last year when she told me had feelings for someone else and we ended it.\n\nWe reconciled in the middle of first year university and were together for about 3 more years until she finally broke up with me again, stating that she just couldnt see herself marrying me (which was what we both discussed would happen eventually). I took this very hard and ended up isolating myself from friends and family and fell into a small \"hole\" as i like to call it. A lot of drinking and marijuana was involved, which only made my situation worse.\n\nI started to gain back my confidence about 5 months after the break up when she contacted me again and asked to speak about our situation. Being the spineless person i am i agreed, and we only got together twice before she said it was a mistake and we should remain friends.\n\nI was fine with this (although quite annoyed) and we continued to speak regularly, which i admit was a horrible idea. She told me about 3 weeks ago that shes seeing someone and we shouldnt speak anymore, ive agreed with this as it would be innapropriate to continue speaking. However, ive found myself in that \"hole\" once again. \n\nI continually think about her during every aspect of my day, even though i know the pain ive been through when ive been with her. I know i shouldnt and cant rely on someone else to give me happiness, but im not sure really what to do at this point. \n\nSo after my huge ramblings (i havent really talked to anyone about all this recently), does anyone have advice on how i can get her out of my head? Its gotten to the point of obsession and it needs to stop for my own mental well being."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi guys, ive been lurking here for a while but i didnt really think id need any relationship advice because i considered myself strong enough to handle these problems. It seems im wrong about that.\n\nBackground: I met my ex (well call her Jocelyn) when we were both in grade 9. We fell for eachother very quickly and were inseperable throughout highschool up until our last year when she told me had feelings for someone else and we ended it.\n\nWe reconciled in the middle of first year university and were together for about 3 more years until she finally broke up with me again, stating that she just couldnt see herself marrying me (which was what we both discussed would happen eventually). I took this very hard and ended up isolating myself from friends and family and fell into a small \"hole\" as i like to call it. A lot of drinking and marijuana was involved, which only made my situation worse.\n\nI started to gain back my confidence about 5 months after the break up when she contacted me again and asked to speak about our situation. Being the spineless person i am i agreed, and we only got together twice before she said it was a mistake and we should remain friends.\n\nI was fine with this (although quite annoyed) and we continued to speak regularly, which i admit was a horrible idea. She told me about 3 weeks ago that shes seeing someone and we shouldnt speak anymore, ive agreed with this as it would be innapropriate to continue speaking. However, ive found myself in that \"hole\" once again. \n\nI continually think about her during every aspect of my day, even though i know the pain ive been through when ive been with her. I know i shouldnt and cant rely on someone else to give me happiness, but im not sure really what to do at this point. \n\nSo after my huge ramblings (i havent really talked to anyone about all this recently), does anyone have advice on how i can get her out of my head? Its gotten to the point of obsession and it needs to stop for my own mental well being."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I joined a rock climbing gym over the summer and climbed a month before school started. When I first started to go there I saw this girl but didn't have any feelings for here. School then started up and noticed that she went to my school. I pass her in the halls a few times a day, which is always a little awkward when I kinda know someone but never really talked to them. One day out of no where I just started to really like the way this girl acted and looked, I have no idea why. I want to talk to her but I don't want to come off as forcing a conversation or some creep."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I joined a rock climbing gym over the summer and climbed a month before school started. When I first started to go there I saw this girl but didn't have any feelings for here. School then started up and noticed that she went to my school. I pass her in the halls a few times a day, which is always a little awkward when I kinda know someone but never really talked to them. One day out of no where I just started to really like the way this girl acted and looked, I have no idea why. I want to talk to her but I don't want to come off as forcing a conversation or some creep."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I joined a rock climbing gym over the summer and climbed a month before school started. When I first started to go there I saw this girl but didn't have any feelings for here. School then started up and noticed that she went to my school. I pass her in the halls a few times a day, which is always a little awkward when I kinda know someone but never really talked to them. One day out of no where I just started to really like the way this girl acted and looked, I have no idea why. I want to talk to her but I don't want to come off as forcing a conversation or some creep."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have always been confused since I was 13. I would usually watch gay porn mostly, but also watched straight.\n\nI would have a crush on girls or guys, but girls I felt more emotional about, guys more physical. Sometimes though I feel like I forced myself to crush on girls because that's what I wanted, but I really don't know.\n\nI was almost ready to just say I'm gay and be done with the confusion, but I met this girl and fell in love with her.\n\nShes my best friend and I love her, its just physically I don't know what it is I like.\n\nWe have sex, I get hard, everything goes fine just like you would expect. I just feel sometimes like I would like a male more, but I can still do everything and like it with a female.\n\nSometimes I feel like the only reason I get aroused during the sex is because it feels good, and the fact shes female just doesn't effect me.\n\nI have arguments in my head back and forth and don't know what to think?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have always been confused since I was 13. I would usually watch gay porn mostly, but also watched straight.\n\nI would have a crush on girls or guys, but girls I felt more emotional about, guys more physical. Sometimes though I feel like I forced myself to crush on girls because that's what I wanted, but I really don't know.\n\nI was almost ready to just say I'm gay and be done with the confusion, but I met this girl and fell in love with her.\n\nShes my best friend and I love her, its just physically I don't know what it is I like.\n\nWe have sex, I get hard, everything goes fine just like you would expect. I just feel sometimes like I would like a male more, but I can still do everything and like it with a female.\n\nSometimes I feel like the only reason I get aroused during the sex is because it feels good, and the fact shes female just doesn't effect me.\n\nI have arguments in my head back and forth and don't know what to think?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have always been confused since I was 13. I would usually watch gay porn mostly, but also watched straight.\n\nI would have a crush on girls or guys, but girls I felt more emotional about, guys more physical. Sometimes though I feel like I forced myself to crush on girls because that's what I wanted, but I really don't know.\n\nI was almost ready to just say I'm gay and be done with the confusion, but I met this girl and fell in love with her.\n\nShes my best friend and I love her, its just physically I don't know what it is I like.\n\nWe have sex, I get hard, everything goes fine just like you would expect. I just feel sometimes like I would like a male more, but I can still do everything and like it with a female.\n\nSometimes I feel like the only reason I get aroused during the sex is because it feels good, and the fact shes female just doesn't effect me.\n\nI have arguments in my head back and forth and don't know what to think?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I recently found out I have scabies on my legs and stomach. \n\nI made a doctors appointment for treatment next week, but I figured maybe I would find some natural remedies to at least help a little because the itching was unbearable. Turns out among the tea tree and neem oils, bathing in apple cider vinegar, you could also soak the affected areas with a cayenne pepper bath. I guess the pepper literally burns the surface mites. \n\nDesperate as I was, I set up a bath with everything: threw in the oils, vinegar, and a fuck ton of cayenne pepper. I don't know why I didn't think about this, but I fully immersed myself in the water. I was soaking and scrubbing my legs for a few minutes when I felt a strange sensation. I paused for a moment, then yelped in pain and jumped straight out of the bathtub. My downstairs was fucking SEARING.on both ends.\n\nI quickly drained the tub and tried to rinse out both my lady parts and butthole, but to no avail. Peeing helped a bit, but there is some definite bleeding in my backside and the burn is killing me. \nIt's been about twenty minutes. As I type I lay on my bed with an ice pack on my ass, trying to ride this one out hoping it goes away.\nI'm such an idiot."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I recently found out I have scabies on my legs and stomach. \n\nI made a doctors appointment for treatment next week, but I figured maybe I would find some natural remedies to at least help a little because the itching was unbearable. Turns out among the tea tree and neem oils, bathing in apple cider vinegar, you could also soak the affected areas with a cayenne pepper bath. I guess the pepper literally burns the surface mites. \n\nDesperate as I was, I set up a bath with everything: threw in the oils, vinegar, and a fuck ton of cayenne pepper. I don't know why I didn't think about this, but I fully immersed myself in the water. I was soaking and scrubbing my legs for a few minutes when I felt a strange sensation. I paused for a moment, then yelped in pain and jumped straight out of the bathtub. My downstairs was fucking SEARING.on both ends.\n\nI quickly drained the tub and tried to rinse out both my lady parts and butthole, but to no avail. Peeing helped a bit, but there is some definite bleeding in my backside and the burn is killing me. \nIt's been about twenty minutes. As I type I lay on my bed with an ice pack on my ass, trying to ride this one out hoping it goes away.\nI'm such an idiot."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I recently found out I have scabies on my legs and stomach. \n\nI made a doctors appointment for treatment next week, but I figured maybe I would find some natural remedies to at least help a little because the itching was unbearable. Turns out among the tea tree and neem oils, bathing in apple cider vinegar, you could also soak the affected areas with a cayenne pepper bath. I guess the pepper literally burns the surface mites. \n\nDesperate as I was, I set up a bath with everything: threw in the oils, vinegar, and a fuck ton of cayenne pepper. I don't know why I didn't think about this, but I fully immersed myself in the water. I was soaking and scrubbing my legs for a few minutes when I felt a strange sensation. I paused for a moment, then yelped in pain and jumped straight out of the bathtub. My downstairs was fucking SEARING.on both ends.\n\nI quickly drained the tub and tried to rinse out both my lady parts and butthole, but to no avail. Peeing helped a bit, but there is some definite bleeding in my backside and the burn is killing me. \nIt's been about twenty minutes. As I type I lay on my bed with an ice pack on my ass, trying to ride this one out hoping it goes away.\nI'm such an idiot."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My boyfriend and I got together at the end of our junior year of high school and we are now sophomores in college. We have both been each other's first everything- first relationship, first love, first sex partners, etc. I know that I love him, but at this point I am only 20 years old and don't think I know whether I am ready for this huge step!\n\nHe has expressed that he wants to marry me one day; I have expressed that I don't want to think about marriage until I'm at least 25. I'm a very motivated person and career-oriented and want to accomplish a lot of things before I settle down, get married, and have children. \n\nI don't want to break up with him. There is no one else in my life that I am interested in romantically and my boyfriend is literally the best boyfriend ever. He may lack in the romance department, but has greatly improved since I've talked to him about it. He's a great guy- he goes to UCF and I go to UF and so his transferring would generally be an improvement, I don't really feel bad about that. \n\nBut sometimes I question whether I want to be with him forever. Forever is a long time, and he's the only thing that I know and have experienced. I have other friends that are living with their SOs but they also are already contemplating engagement and marriage, while the idea of that scares me.\n\nWould it be okay to move in with him when I'm not as sure about him as other people are in their relationships? Or maybe do I just have a fear of commitment? My parents are divorced and I haven't witnessed a really strong long-term relationship before, so this is possible.\n\nHELP!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I am going to attend the University of Texas next year, which is a good three hours from my hometown of Houston. I've forgotten how to make friends, as I haven't had to do it since 6th grade. I don't know how to do my own laundry, cook, or do anything involving living on my own. Any helpful tips in these areas would be.helpful. However, my primary concern lies in my relationship with my girlfriend. Yeah, I know, HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND and all of that stuff. But the main problem is, she's going to Texas State, not UT, which is a good 40 minutes to an hour away, and she is the only one with the car. Now I love her to death, and she loves me too (otherwise we wouldn't have been dating the last two years and such), but I am worried about our relationship. We go to different high schools now, but I still see her at least two or three times a week. Going to different colleges, I am not sure that we will see each other nearly that much without her sacrificing her life at school to come to Austin to see me. I feel that every time we bring up the topic, the outlook is bleaker and bleaker. I just really don't know how to handle the whole situation. I want to stay together more than anything in the world, but I really don't want her to sacrifice her social life or college experience either. People of Reddit, what should I do? As I said before, and help would be very.helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I am going to attend the University of Texas next year, which is a good three hours from my hometown of Houston. I've forgotten how to make friends, as I haven't had to do it since 6th grade. I don't know how to do my own laundry, cook, or do anything involving living on my own. Any helpful tips in these areas would be.helpful. However, my primary concern lies in my relationship with my girlfriend. Yeah, I know, HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND and all of that stuff. But the main problem is, she's going to Texas State, not UT, which is a good 40 minutes to an hour away, and she is the only one with the car. Now I love her to death, and she loves me too (otherwise we wouldn't have been dating the last two years and such), but I am worried about our relationship. We go to different high schools now, but I still see her at least two or three times a week. Going to different colleges, I am not sure that we will see each other nearly that much without her sacrificing her life at school to come to Austin to see me. I feel that every time we bring up the topic, the outlook is bleaker and bleaker. I just really don't know how to handle the whole situation. I want to stay together more than anything in the world, but I really don't want her to sacrifice her social life or college experience either. People of Reddit, what should I do? As I said before, and help would be very.helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I am going to attend the University of Texas next year, which is a good three hours from my hometown of Houston. I've forgotten how to make friends, as I haven't had to do it since 6th grade. I don't know how to do my own laundry, cook, or do anything involving living on my own. Any helpful tips in these areas would be.helpful. However, my primary concern lies in my relationship with my girlfriend. Yeah, I know, HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND and all of that stuff. But the main problem is, she's going to Texas State, not UT, which is a good 40 minutes to an hour away, and she is the only one with the car. Now I love her to death, and she loves me too (otherwise we wouldn't have been dating the last two years and such), but I am worried about our relationship. We go to different high schools now, but I still see her at least two or three times a week. Going to different colleges, I am not sure that we will see each other nearly that much without her sacrificing her life at school to come to Austin to see me. I feel that every time we bring up the topic, the outlook is bleaker and bleaker. I just really don't know how to handle the whole situation. I want to stay together more than anything in the world, but I really don't want her to sacrifice her social life or college experience either. People of Reddit, what should I do? As I said before, and help would be very.helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: This happened on Friday. I went to my Dom's house for some fun. Usually, he gives me very clear instructions to follow, undress, get on your knees, etc. but that day, my own inner dom wanted to get out to play. So I ignored him and started teasing him, tickling him, etc. Of course I knew I would be \"punished\" for my insolence and sure enough, after 30 seconds or so, he grabbed me around my neck, threw me on the bed, pulled my pants down just far enough to expose my ass, shoved his dick in and started hate-fucking me (it was awesome).\n\nNow, you've all read the title to this \"TIFU\" so I'm sure you can all see where this is heading. My phone has recently picked up this habit of redialing my last call when I put it in my pants. In this case, it was my parents and it seems having my pants pulled down and being hate-fucked was enough to get it to redial them.Of course I only found this out when I checked my messages on my way home and had one from mom. She's \"not sure what stunt [I'm] trying to pull\" but she's \"incredibly disappointed and disgusted with [me] and not at all impressed\". No idea if she's told dad or not."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: This happened on Friday. I went to my Dom's house for some fun. Usually, he gives me very clear instructions to follow, undress, get on your knees, etc. but that day, my own inner dom wanted to get out to play. So I ignored him and started teasing him, tickling him, etc. Of course I knew I would be \"punished\" for my insolence and sure enough, after 30 seconds or so, he grabbed me around my neck, threw me on the bed, pulled my pants down just far enough to expose my ass, shoved his dick in and started hate-fucking me (it was awesome).\n\nNow, you've all read the title to this \"TIFU\" so I'm sure you can all see where this is heading. My phone has recently picked up this habit of redialing my last call when I put it in my pants. In this case, it was my parents and it seems having my pants pulled down and being hate-fucked was enough to get it to redial them.Of course I only found this out when I checked my messages on my way home and had one from mom. She's \"not sure what stunt [I'm] trying to pull\" but she's \"incredibly disappointed and disgusted with [me] and not at all impressed\". No idea if she's told dad or not."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Okay. So this happened a few minutes ago. I was sitting in my room, reading some Bukowski and shit before bed. I look up at the clock and see that it's 2 in the morning. Seeing as I have an appointment this morning, I start freaking the fuck out.\n I close my book and run into my bathroom to brush my teeth and take my contacts out. After I finish that I, being overly tired and sick, stand there for a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror forgetting what I was doing there. I then notice a bunch of black hairs on one of my shoulders. Not thinking, I grab my razor and try to shave them off. It works a little too well. It takes the hair as well as my skin with it.\n I start bleeding everywhere. It gets all on the sink and the tile while I get my heavy duty bandaids out from under the counter. I finally patch myself up but now my shoulder hurts like a motherfucker and my bathroom is a bloody mess."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hey guys,\n\nI recently went to a doc (not my usual guy, but someone I've seen before) and I mentioned that I had been using marijuana to get rid of my headaches, and help relax myself after work (I really get stressed out easily)\n\nHe went on to say that he does not like it personally, but that he was going to give me a medical opinion as thats what I came for. He then proceeded to say \"A joint a day is worse than a pack a day\". He said the long term effects outway the short term fixes and that I should instead look to something more like a prescription pain med (IE: T3's).\n\nI'm fairly against taking pain meds as I feel they just don't seem natural, and really make me feel groggy in general. I have an appointment to see my actual doctor next week but I figured I should get some studying in first.\n\nI've read around in the past and found myself believing that marijuana really isn't bad for you, and the only thing it can (and does) cause is short term memory loss (although I haven't smoked in a few days and feel like I'm getting better at remembering things)\n\nSo, in short, can Reddit give me an unbias opinion on the short and long term effects of marijuana use? (please don't use things like \"YOUR DOCTOR IS AN IDIOT! LOL, HERE READ THIS!\").\n\nThanks in advance!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hey guys,\n\nI recently went to a doc (not my usual guy, but someone I've seen before) and I mentioned that I had been using marijuana to get rid of my headaches, and help relax myself after work (I really get stressed out easily)\n\nHe went on to say that he does not like it personally, but that he was going to give me a medical opinion as thats what I came for. He then proceeded to say \"A joint a day is worse than a pack a day\". He said the long term effects outway the short term fixes and that I should instead look to something more like a prescription pain med (IE: T3's).\n\nI'm fairly against taking pain meds as I feel they just don't seem natural, and really make me feel groggy in general. I have an appointment to see my actual doctor next week but I figured I should get some studying in first.\n\nI've read around in the past and found myself believing that marijuana really isn't bad for you, and the only thing it can (and does) cause is short term memory loss (although I haven't smoked in a few days and feel like I'm getting better at remembering things)\n\nSo, in short, can Reddit give me an unbias opinion on the short and long term effects of marijuana use? (please don't use things like \"YOUR DOCTOR IS AN IDIOT! LOL, HERE READ THIS!\").\n\nThanks in advance!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hey guys,\n\nI recently went to a doc (not my usual guy, but someone I've seen before) and I mentioned that I had been using marijuana to get rid of my headaches, and help relax myself after work (I really get stressed out easily)\n\nHe went on to say that he does not like it personally, but that he was going to give me a medical opinion as thats what I came for. He then proceeded to say \"A joint a day is worse than a pack a day\". He said the long term effects outway the short term fixes and that I should instead look to something more like a prescription pain med (IE: T3's).\n\nI'm fairly against taking pain meds as I feel they just don't seem natural, and really make me feel groggy in general. I have an appointment to see my actual doctor next week but I figured I should get some studying in first.\n\nI've read around in the past and found myself believing that marijuana really isn't bad for you, and the only thing it can (and does) cause is short term memory loss (although I haven't smoked in a few days and feel like I'm getting better at remembering things)\n\nSo, in short, can Reddit give me an unbias opinion on the short and long term effects of marijuana use? (please don't use things like \"YOUR DOCTOR IS AN IDIOT! LOL, HERE READ THIS!\").\n\nThanks in advance!"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My daughter has been screaming for 2 hours so please bare with me as I try to articulate how I feel and what is going on. \n\nI am 30 weeks pregnant and essentially a single mom ( husband is in the oil field). I really need to be able to sleep!\n\nMy daughter has always been a handful at bedtime to say the least. I have tried later bedtimes, comforting every 15, 20, 45, 60 minutes and it only fuels her tantrums more. I currently doing the 'cry it out' method but haven't been able to stick with it for more than a few days on the past. \n\nI feel awful just leaving her cry herself to sleep ( when it works). I don't want her to have lasting issues because she thinks no one loves her. \n\nShe has always had a very consistent bedtime routine. I have always prided myself on that. Her actual sleeping habits are straight from hell, since the day she was born. \n\nHer routine:\nSupper: 530-6\nBath: 630-7\nQuiet time: books, a tv show \nTeeth, new diaper\nBed: 8-830\nScream: 8-12\n\nThe only part in her routine that has ever changed is the hour we put her to bed and it has only changed once from 730, that was 8 months ago. \n\nShe has never consistently slept through the night, she doesn't sleep past 6 ever.even if she doesn't fall asleep until midnight."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My daughter has been screaming for 2 hours so please bare with me as I try to articulate how I feel and what is going on. \n\nI am 30 weeks pregnant and essentially a single mom ( husband is in the oil field). I really need to be able to sleep!\n\nMy daughter has always been a handful at bedtime to say the least. I have tried later bedtimes, comforting every 15, 20, 45, 60 minutes and it only fuels her tantrums more. I currently doing the 'cry it out' method but haven't been able to stick with it for more than a few days on the past. \n\nI feel awful just leaving her cry herself to sleep ( when it works). I don't want her to have lasting issues because she thinks no one loves her. \n\nShe has always had a very consistent bedtime routine. I have always prided myself on that. Her actual sleeping habits are straight from hell, since the day she was born. \n\nHer routine:\nSupper: 530-6\nBath: 630-7\nQuiet time: books, a tv show \nTeeth, new diaper\nBed: 8-830\nScream: 8-12\n\nThe only part in her routine that has ever changed is the hour we put her to bed and it has only changed once from 730, that was 8 months ago. \n\nShe has never consistently slept through the night, she doesn't sleep past 6 ever.even if she doesn't fall asleep until midnight."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My daughter has been screaming for 2 hours so please bare with me as I try to articulate how I feel and what is going on. \n\nI am 30 weeks pregnant and essentially a single mom ( husband is in the oil field). I really need to be able to sleep!\n\nMy daughter has always been a handful at bedtime to say the least. I have tried later bedtimes, comforting every 15, 20, 45, 60 minutes and it only fuels her tantrums more. I currently doing the 'cry it out' method but haven't been able to stick with it for more than a few days on the past. \n\nI feel awful just leaving her cry herself to sleep ( when it works). I don't want her to have lasting issues because she thinks no one loves her. \n\nShe has always had a very consistent bedtime routine. I have always prided myself on that. Her actual sleeping habits are straight from hell, since the day she was born. \n\nHer routine:\nSupper: 530-6\nBath: 630-7\nQuiet time: books, a tv show \nTeeth, new diaper\nBed: 8-830\nScream: 8-12\n\nThe only part in her routine that has ever changed is the hour we put her to bed and it has only changed once from 730, that was 8 months ago. \n\nShe has never consistently slept through the night, she doesn't sleep past 6 ever.even if she doesn't fall asleep until midnight."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: my boyfriend and i have been talking about marriage. i want to have a kid, a family, a partner in life. i think he'd make a great father and husband. objectively i know he's a very good looking fellow who loves me very much. he's not perfect but he's really really great. i've always thought of him as a treasure. \n\nso i'm not sure what my problem is and why, when i think of marrying him, i feel a bit nauseous and scared.\n\nis marriage just not for me?\n\nshould i tell him how i've been feeling? \n\nif i can just resolve these issues without him being troubled i'd like to spare him the suffering.\n\ni'd really appreciate any thoughts."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years. We don't live together or see each other as often as we'd like (distance) but we are very committed. At first we were exploring and experimenting sexually, but it soon faded away and we are now very set in our ways.\n\nIt was going to be a wall of text so I've narrowed it down to this. These are my problems:\n\n* We only do one position now, which is her favourite.\n* I want to experiment with more positions and other things.\n* I asked her what she likes during sex, she seems to have no specific turn-ons or anything she'd like to try. She's happy the way things are.\n* I however do have some things, nothing crazy. (Braided hair, a fave position, her wearing boots)\n* I'm afraid to own up and be open about these things, because she is easily offended. (Once got upset that I said I preferred a different position)\n* She is quite prudish, and may think even these simple things are weird.\n* I don't know how to be open with her. On one hand I'm worried she'll get angry that I haven't opened up earlier or will think I'm unsatisfied (sort of true), and will flip out.\n* On the other hand, if I don't say anything nothing will change and will get worse for me, but she is already happy.\n* I am perfectly happy to do things that will please her too. I don't want to be selfish about it.\n\nI just want us to be open with each other and try new things, *without* her getting angry about it. What can a guy do?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years. We don't live together or see each other as often as we'd like (distance) but we are very committed. At first we were exploring and experimenting sexually, but it soon faded away and we are now very set in our ways.\n\nIt was going to be a wall of text so I've narrowed it down to this. These are my problems:\n\n* We only do one position now, which is her favourite.\n* I want to experiment with more positions and other things.\n* I asked her what she likes during sex, she seems to have no specific turn-ons or anything she'd like to try. She's happy the way things are.\n* I however do have some things, nothing crazy. (Braided hair, a fave position, her wearing boots)\n* I'm afraid to own up and be open about these things, because she is easily offended. (Once got upset that I said I preferred a different position)\n* She is quite prudish, and may think even these simple things are weird.\n* I don't know how to be open with her. On one hand I'm worried she'll get angry that I haven't opened up earlier or will think I'm unsatisfied (sort of true), and will flip out.\n* On the other hand, if I don't say anything nothing will change and will get worse for me, but she is already happy.\n* I am perfectly happy to do things that will please her too. I don't want to be selfish about it.\n\nI just want us to be open with each other and try new things, *without* her getting angry about it. What can a guy do?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years. We don't live together or see each other as often as we'd like (distance) but we are very committed. At first we were exploring and experimenting sexually, but it soon faded away and we are now very set in our ways.\n\nIt was going to be a wall of text so I've narrowed it down to this. These are my problems:\n\n* We only do one position now, which is her favourite.\n* I want to experiment with more positions and other things.\n* I asked her what she likes during sex, she seems to have no specific turn-ons or anything she'd like to try. She's happy the way things are.\n* I however do have some things, nothing crazy. (Braided hair, a fave position, her wearing boots)\n* I'm afraid to own up and be open about these things, because she is easily offended. (Once got upset that I said I preferred a different position)\n* She is quite prudish, and may think even these simple things are weird.\n* I don't know how to be open with her. On one hand I'm worried she'll get angry that I haven't opened up earlier or will think I'm unsatisfied (sort of true), and will flip out.\n* On the other hand, if I don't say anything nothing will change and will get worse for me, but she is already happy.\n* I am perfectly happy to do things that will please her too. I don't want to be selfish about it.\n\nI just want us to be open with each other and try new things, *without* her getting angry about it. What can a guy do?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I've had girlfriends before, but never met a girl that I didn't already know from school or work. I'm kinda lost.\n\nAnyway; I got a cute girl's number last Wednesday. She seemed either a little shy or a little pressured (even though I just asked \"would you like to meet up sometime?\"), said she worked often and very late, I said I do the same, which is true. I actually work later nights and also very often, so I kind of need to be up on scheduling stuff with people ahead of time. Anyway, she said yes and I got her number.\n\nThat said, girls don't really seem to like scheduling too far ahead - I'm guessing it kills any feelings of spontaneity (sp?). So I texted her Friday, asking if she wanted to meet up Sunday (today) because people never pick up when you call them these days. No response. It's not like a lot of time has passed, but still, 2 days is plenty of time to type out a text.\n\nI'm kinda thinking I could call her (can get a straighter response, and I prefer it to texting anyway) this afternoon. But I don't want to ruin anything by calling, either. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I hate not knowing.\n\nWhere I live, it's also common to not have a plan for your phone, so instead you'd fill it with a bit of money and use that up. She might not have any money on her phone, and thus can't reply. Probably wishful thinking.\n\nIs she just not interested? Think I might as well give her a call? My gut feeling is saying that if she's interested it doesn't actually matter that much what I do, but I don't want to make a big faux pas already. Unless I already have.\n\nI'm probably overthinking this. I know getting a number isn't a huge accomplishment, perhaps this girl never even wanted to see me at all, so it feels kinda off asking this question in \"dating advice\". But some general ground rules, if nothing else, would be really helpful."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I am absolutely a caffeine abuser. For about 7 months I was drinking at least 1 gram of caffeine a day. I decided to stop drinking caffeine and stop drinking alcohol cold turkey. It has worked for the last 2 weeks. Though it is starting to bug me again. Alcohol I am indifferent about, there have been times when I wanted a good brew, but it is easy to ignore.\n\nFor me, caffeine is not easy to ignore. I have serious headaches still that have not subsided. While I have no evidence other than experience, I believe caffeine makes me perform better. More focused. More energy. Work longer hours. Work harder. I can't see why I wouldn't want to drink caffeine. On the flip side, I realize, I was drinking a ton of caffeine and that isn't healthy.\n\nA bit of a history lesson, I have been drinking caffeine heavily for about 10 plus years. It has gotten me through so much. I am a little confused. \n\nShould I go back to drinking caffeine or should I stay away? I think part of this issue is I am not sure if I can keep my intake in moderation."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I am absolutely a caffeine abuser. For about 7 months I was drinking at least 1 gram of caffeine a day. I decided to stop drinking caffeine and stop drinking alcohol cold turkey. It has worked for the last 2 weeks. Though it is starting to bug me again. Alcohol I am indifferent about, there have been times when I wanted a good brew, but it is easy to ignore.\n\nFor me, caffeine is not easy to ignore. I have serious headaches still that have not subsided. While I have no evidence other than experience, I believe caffeine makes me perform better. More focused. More energy. Work longer hours. Work harder. I can't see why I wouldn't want to drink caffeine. On the flip side, I realize, I was drinking a ton of caffeine and that isn't healthy.\n\nA bit of a history lesson, I have been drinking caffeine heavily for about 10 plus years. It has gotten me through so much. I am a little confused. \n\nShould I go back to drinking caffeine or should I stay away? I think part of this issue is I am not sure if I can keep my intake in moderation."
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, I am absolutely a caffeine abuser. For about 7 months I was drinking at least 1 gram of caffeine a day. I decided to stop drinking caffeine and stop drinking alcohol cold turkey. It has worked for the last 2 weeks. Though it is starting to bug me again. Alcohol I am indifferent about, there have been times when I wanted a good brew, but it is easy to ignore.\n\nFor me, caffeine is not easy to ignore. I have serious headaches still that have not subsided. While I have no evidence other than experience, I believe caffeine makes me perform better. More focused. More energy. Work longer hours. Work harder. I can't see why I wouldn't want to drink caffeine. On the flip side, I realize, I was drinking a ton of caffeine and that isn't healthy.\n\nA bit of a history lesson, I have been drinking caffeine heavily for about 10 plus years. It has gotten me through so much. I am a little confused. \n\nShould I go back to drinking caffeine or should I stay away? I think part of this issue is I am not sure if I can keep my intake in moderation."
} |
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