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{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, so first thing's first I'm 19 nearly 20 and my girlfriend is 20 nearly 21. She's moving into her third year of University and I'm moving into my second. We've been going out since I was 14, for just over five years. \n\nBasically, I have serious doubts that she is the person I want to be with and that I found my soul mate at 14, but I do really feel like I love her. About a year and a half ago we broke up for just over a month because I felt like that, but we kept talking and didn't really ever break contact and so we decided to get back together. \n\nHere's where I did the stupid things; my parents were worried I was settling into a relationship too early, so when I got back together with my girlfriend, I didn't bother telling my parents. One and a half years later, I still haven't told them, but my girlfriend believes I have. Anyway today I told them, and they were shocked, but understanding, and said they had their suspicions, which I believe. I also believe my girlfriend questions whether I have actually told them about us.\n\nNow I have two things here really - I feel like I probably should never have got back with her, it was only the familiarity etc that bought us back together. She really loves me, and I'm not unhappy around her, but I feel like I don't want to spend my life with her, or at least shop around first, which sounds awful, but I mean I'm scared, because what if she is the one? I really feel like I've warped my head getting in a serious relationship so young. \n\nMy other thing is, do I tell her the truth? It would really crush her, but it might make her hate me a little bit, which could be easier to break up with her. \n\nI know I sound like a callous person, and I know I really fucked up, but it was honestly just one of those mistakes that carries on. There's a part of me that doesn't want to let go, just in case, but there's a part of me that really wants to explore the world, single, with different girlfriends etc." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, so first thing's first I'm 19 nearly 20 and my girlfriend is 20 nearly 21. She's moving into her third year of University and I'm moving into my second. We've been going out since I was 14, for just over five years. \n\nBasically, I have serious doubts that she is the person I want to be with and that I found my soul mate at 14, but I do really feel like I love her. About a year and a half ago we broke up for just over a month because I felt like that, but we kept talking and didn't really ever break contact and so we decided to get back together. \n\nHere's where I did the stupid things; my parents were worried I was settling into a relationship too early, so when I got back together with my girlfriend, I didn't bother telling my parents. One and a half years later, I still haven't told them, but my girlfriend believes I have. Anyway today I told them, and they were shocked, but understanding, and said they had their suspicions, which I believe. I also believe my girlfriend questions whether I have actually told them about us.\n\nNow I have two things here really - I feel like I probably should never have got back with her, it was only the familiarity etc that bought us back together. She really loves me, and I'm not unhappy around her, but I feel like I don't want to spend my life with her, or at least shop around first, which sounds awful, but I mean I'm scared, because what if she is the one? I really feel like I've warped my head getting in a serious relationship so young. \n\nMy other thing is, do I tell her the truth? It would really crush her, but it might make her hate me a little bit, which could be easier to break up with her. \n\nI know I sound like a callous person, and I know I really fucked up, but it was honestly just one of those mistakes that carries on. There's a part of me that doesn't want to let go, just in case, but there's a part of me that really wants to explore the world, single, with different girlfriends etc." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hi, so first thing's first I'm 19 nearly 20 and my girlfriend is 20 nearly 21. She's moving into her third year of University and I'm moving into my second. We've been going out since I was 14, for just over five years. \n\nBasically, I have serious doubts that she is the person I want to be with and that I found my soul mate at 14, but I do really feel like I love her. About a year and a half ago we broke up for just over a month because I felt like that, but we kept talking and didn't really ever break contact and so we decided to get back together. \n\nHere's where I did the stupid things; my parents were worried I was settling into a relationship too early, so when I got back together with my girlfriend, I didn't bother telling my parents. One and a half years later, I still haven't told them, but my girlfriend believes I have. Anyway today I told them, and they were shocked, but understanding, and said they had their suspicions, which I believe. I also believe my girlfriend questions whether I have actually told them about us.\n\nNow I have two things here really - I feel like I probably should never have got back with her, it was only the familiarity etc that bought us back together. She really loves me, and I'm not unhappy around her, but I feel like I don't want to spend my life with her, or at least shop around first, which sounds awful, but I mean I'm scared, because what if she is the one? I really feel like I've warped my head getting in a serious relationship so young. \n\nMy other thing is, do I tell her the truth? It would really crush her, but it might make her hate me a little bit, which could be easier to break up with her. \n\nI know I sound like a callous person, and I know I really fucked up, but it was honestly just one of those mistakes that carries on. There's a part of me that doesn't want to let go, just in case, but there's a part of me that really wants to explore the world, single, with different girlfriends etc." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I (26F) lately 'discovered' that I am gay. I actually knew for about ten years, but I ignored my feelings and had a relationship of six years with a guy. I couldn't pretend any longer, the relationship ended last year and I finally could accept my preferences. Next thing was to tell my family and friends. I've told my closest family and three friends of mine. All were kind of surprised, which I can understand, but the reaction of one friend (26F; from high school) was a bit peculiar. \n\nI knew it would be a bit of a gamble to tell her because she is very Christian. But I thought: if she really is my friend, it shouldn't bother her. Moreover, we don't talk that much (she isn't my closest friend or anything; we just like to catch up a few times a year). Still, about three months later, her reaction continues to bother me a bit. I genuinely think she thinks her reaction was nice, and I also told her I appreciated her reaction, but the more I think about it the more I doubt if I do. Some of her words:\n\n-\tI don't know if you will end up in hell because your sin might not be worse than the sins of others. (Apparently, I am committing a sin.)\n-\tGod can change everything if he wants. Maybe tomorrow you will not be gay anymore, if he wants so. (It took me ten years to accept my feelings, so this hurt a bit and obviously it's bullshit)\n-\tI don't know if you should act on your feelings. You can have these feelings, but it might not be good to start a relationship with a girl. You can be happy alone as well. But she also said she wanted me to experience the happiness she has with her husband. Of course you can/need to be happy on your own, but that doesn't mean I should be forever alone just because of the fact that I like girls, right?\n\n \nWhat do you guys think of her reaction? Shouldn't it bother me because she really believes she spoke kind words? I don't agree with her, also because I am not Christian, but still, I don't know what to think." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I know the title sounds stupid.\n\nI am 35, my girlfriend is 37.\n\nI've been with my girlfriend for 7 years. She is super smart, kind, funny, loyal, and has made me a better person. I do love her.\n\nBut for a few years she wasn't very nice to me (she's now a recovering alcoholic) and in general I would describe her as fairly rude and nagging and in general wound up too tight. To top it off she had very low self esteem and a huge ego. \n\nShe has family members who are the same. It would be fair to describe them as \"difficult\".\n\nI have my own issues of course, and I am sure some of her behavior is a result of my behavior, but in general it's just her personality and overall she just isn't very nice to be around sometimes.\n\nFor example, I have a very stressful job (senior manager in a messed up company). She has an easy job (part-time English teacher). I will come home and tell her about my day. She immediately starts telling me what to do (in an aggressive tone) and gets a bit annoyed if I don't take her advice or I disagree. Every time I tell her about my day I start regretting telling her, even though her advice is often very good. She's just so aggressive with her opinions.\n\nSo this has been dragging on for years and I have been patient with her and she has tried to change (she really has) but I think at this stage it has just killed our relationship. I love her but I don't think I like her. She's rude, domineering, aggressive, irritable, moody. \n\nI should also mention my dislike of her has now entered the bedroom and I don't want to have sex with her, or children.\n\nSo I broke up with her yesterday but I don't know if I am making a big mistake. She is trying. Maybe I need to be more supportive. Maybe it's my fault. I am confused.\n\nThis has been an issue for a few years.\n\nAny advice for me?!\n\nThanks" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I know the title sounds stupid.\n\nI am 35, my girlfriend is 37.\n\nI've been with my girlfriend for 7 years. She is super smart, kind, funny, loyal, and has made me a better person. I do love her.\n\nBut for a few years she wasn't very nice to me (she's now a recovering alcoholic) and in general I would describe her as fairly rude and nagging and in general wound up too tight. To top it off she had very low self esteem and a huge ego. \n\nShe has family members who are the same. It would be fair to describe them as \"difficult\".\n\nI have my own issues of course, and I am sure some of her behavior is a result of my behavior, but in general it's just her personality and overall she just isn't very nice to be around sometimes.\n\nFor example, I have a very stressful job (senior manager in a messed up company). She has an easy job (part-time English teacher). I will come home and tell her about my day. She immediately starts telling me what to do (in an aggressive tone) and gets a bit annoyed if I don't take her advice or I disagree. Every time I tell her about my day I start regretting telling her, even though her advice is often very good. She's just so aggressive with her opinions.\n\nSo this has been dragging on for years and I have been patient with her and she has tried to change (she really has) but I think at this stage it has just killed our relationship. I love her but I don't think I like her. She's rude, domineering, aggressive, irritable, moody. \n\nI should also mention my dislike of her has now entered the bedroom and I don't want to have sex with her, or children.\n\nSo I broke up with her yesterday but I don't know if I am making a big mistake. She is trying. Maybe I need to be more supportive. Maybe it's my fault. I am confused.\n\nThis has been an issue for a few years.\n\nAny advice for me?!\n\nThanks" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I know the title sounds stupid.\n\nI am 35, my girlfriend is 37.\n\nI've been with my girlfriend for 7 years. She is super smart, kind, funny, loyal, and has made me a better person. I do love her.\n\nBut for a few years she wasn't very nice to me (she's now a recovering alcoholic) and in general I would describe her as fairly rude and nagging and in general wound up too tight. To top it off she had very low self esteem and a huge ego. \n\nShe has family members who are the same. It would be fair to describe them as \"difficult\".\n\nI have my own issues of course, and I am sure some of her behavior is a result of my behavior, but in general it's just her personality and overall she just isn't very nice to be around sometimes.\n\nFor example, I have a very stressful job (senior manager in a messed up company). She has an easy job (part-time English teacher). I will come home and tell her about my day. She immediately starts telling me what to do (in an aggressive tone) and gets a bit annoyed if I don't take her advice or I disagree. Every time I tell her about my day I start regretting telling her, even though her advice is often very good. She's just so aggressive with her opinions.\n\nSo this has been dragging on for years and I have been patient with her and she has tried to change (she really has) but I think at this stage it has just killed our relationship. I love her but I don't think I like her. She's rude, domineering, aggressive, irritable, moody. \n\nI should also mention my dislike of her has now entered the bedroom and I don't want to have sex with her, or children.\n\nSo I broke up with her yesterday but I don't know if I am making a big mistake. She is trying. Maybe I need to be more supportive. Maybe it's my fault. I am confused.\n\nThis has been an issue for a few years.\n\nAny advice for me?!\n\nThanks" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: A little history: dated two years long distance, finally going to the same school. He has a lot of Mormon friends, so his friend group has dwindled because they're all on their missions.\n\nBasically, it's down to me, my SO, and his friend (we'll call him Jake). When the three of us hang out one of two things will happen; either Jake feels like a third wheel because my boyfriend and I will hold hands (which is the only sign of affection we ever show each other in front of people), or I feel like a third wheel if we don't hold hands, because my boyfriend will pay more attention to Jake and talk more to him. I try to involve myself in their conversations, but when they talk about basketball and working out there's really not much I can do. \n\nIt's come down to my boyfriend deciding that the three of us can't hang out together anymore because at the end of the night either Jake or I will be unhappy. What am I supposed to do? How do I make things better? I really dislike the fact that it's come down to this." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, this just happened two weeks ago, and I'm just now facing the shit-storm.\n\nMy girlfriend does wild land firefighting. Well, so needless to say we are in a short-term long distance relationship. \n\nBack story: her and I have been friends for two years. We got together in March (Pi Day!), and she spent her vacation with me during spring break. Well, she and I had lots of sex and clothes were thrown everywhere.\n\nLast week I was cleaning my room and I found a shirt at the foot of my bed, but inside the corner of the bed frame. So, I sent my girlfriend picture of said shirt and said, \"You left this here.\" Well, she went home yesterday, and started looking through her stuff, and she had both shirts she had brought.\n\nShe sent me a text that said, \"We need to talk.\" This is also known as, \"The four words that make your buttcheeks clench.\" She calls me and tells me she has both shirts and has no idea whose shirt I have. I told her, \"Well, that makes two of us.\" I honestly don't know. \n\nI'm not fucking around on her. The last time I had sex was in December (more than likely this one's), and then there was that fooling around thing with that girl from work at the beginning of January, but no sex happened. I'm not fooling around on her, but I don't want her to feel like I am.\n\nHer tone says she is going to let it go, but I'm not trying to give her a reason to doubt me." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, this just happened two weeks ago, and I'm just now facing the shit-storm.\n\nMy girlfriend does wild land firefighting. Well, so needless to say we are in a short-term long distance relationship. \n\nBack story: her and I have been friends for two years. We got together in March (Pi Day!), and she spent her vacation with me during spring break. Well, she and I had lots of sex and clothes were thrown everywhere.\n\nLast week I was cleaning my room and I found a shirt at the foot of my bed, but inside the corner of the bed frame. So, I sent my girlfriend picture of said shirt and said, \"You left this here.\" Well, she went home yesterday, and started looking through her stuff, and she had both shirts she had brought.\n\nShe sent me a text that said, \"We need to talk.\" This is also known as, \"The four words that make your buttcheeks clench.\" She calls me and tells me she has both shirts and has no idea whose shirt I have. I told her, \"Well, that makes two of us.\" I honestly don't know. \n\nI'm not fucking around on her. The last time I had sex was in December (more than likely this one's), and then there was that fooling around thing with that girl from work at the beginning of January, but no sex happened. I'm not fooling around on her, but I don't want her to feel like I am.\n\nHer tone says she is going to let it go, but I'm not trying to give her a reason to doubt me." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So, this just happened two weeks ago, and I'm just now facing the shit-storm.\n\nMy girlfriend does wild land firefighting. Well, so needless to say we are in a short-term long distance relationship. \n\nBack story: her and I have been friends for two years. We got together in March (Pi Day!), and she spent her vacation with me during spring break. Well, she and I had lots of sex and clothes were thrown everywhere.\n\nLast week I was cleaning my room and I found a shirt at the foot of my bed, but inside the corner of the bed frame. So, I sent my girlfriend picture of said shirt and said, \"You left this here.\" Well, she went home yesterday, and started looking through her stuff, and she had both shirts she had brought.\n\nShe sent me a text that said, \"We need to talk.\" This is also known as, \"The four words that make your buttcheeks clench.\" She calls me and tells me she has both shirts and has no idea whose shirt I have. I told her, \"Well, that makes two of us.\" I honestly don't know. \n\nI'm not fucking around on her. The last time I had sex was in December (more than likely this one's), and then there was that fooling around thing with that girl from work at the beginning of January, but no sex happened. I'm not fooling around on her, but I don't want her to feel like I am.\n\nHer tone says she is going to let it go, but I'm not trying to give her a reason to doubt me." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I just couldn't stand her being so cold hearted to me during the holidays. I really wanted to meet her during holidays as it was around christmas but she refused to meet me because those are family days for her and she doesn't want that to interfere with me. so I'll make it short and say that I eventually broke up with her because she was not treating me as I wanted to be treated. right now I really regret my decision and for several weeks I can't do anything but think about her and it's driving me crazy. all the good things that happened between us, all the positive experiences just everything came back to me. \n\nI'm not really a person that talks about feelings face to face so I decided to write her a letter and tell her that I still love her, that I was sorry for my past behaviours and want to be together with her again. I am actually willing to talk with her face to face because obviously a letter is not enough but right now she doesn't even want to talk about talking these things. \n\nI'm seeing her everyday as we have 50% of our classes at school together and we're not really treating each other very well as ignoring each other or being unfriendly and things like that. \n\nthe thing is she once texted me that she also loves me, that she is also missing me and I thought that if I tell her about my feelings she might want to be together with me again and might be willing to forgive me. \n\nI'm just really confused right now, I don't even know if I really love her but I just can't stop thinking about her and all the memories I had with her. is there anyone who was experienced something similar? could you guys give me some advice as to what to do right now? thanks in advance." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I just couldn't stand her being so cold hearted to me during the holidays. I really wanted to meet her during holidays as it was around christmas but she refused to meet me because those are family days for her and she doesn't want that to interfere with me. so I'll make it short and say that I eventually broke up with her because she was not treating me as I wanted to be treated. right now I really regret my decision and for several weeks I can't do anything but think about her and it's driving me crazy. all the good things that happened between us, all the positive experiences just everything came back to me. \n\nI'm not really a person that talks about feelings face to face so I decided to write her a letter and tell her that I still love her, that I was sorry for my past behaviours and want to be together with her again. I am actually willing to talk with her face to face because obviously a letter is not enough but right now she doesn't even want to talk about talking these things. \n\nI'm seeing her everyday as we have 50% of our classes at school together and we're not really treating each other very well as ignoring each other or being unfriendly and things like that. \n\nthe thing is she once texted me that she also loves me, that she is also missing me and I thought that if I tell her about my feelings she might want to be together with me again and might be willing to forgive me. \n\nI'm just really confused right now, I don't even know if I really love her but I just can't stop thinking about her and all the memories I had with her. is there anyone who was experienced something similar? could you guys give me some advice as to what to do right now? thanks in advance." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I just couldn't stand her being so cold hearted to me during the holidays. I really wanted to meet her during holidays as it was around christmas but she refused to meet me because those are family days for her and she doesn't want that to interfere with me. so I'll make it short and say that I eventually broke up with her because she was not treating me as I wanted to be treated. right now I really regret my decision and for several weeks I can't do anything but think about her and it's driving me crazy. all the good things that happened between us, all the positive experiences just everything came back to me. \n\nI'm not really a person that talks about feelings face to face so I decided to write her a letter and tell her that I still love her, that I was sorry for my past behaviours and want to be together with her again. I am actually willing to talk with her face to face because obviously a letter is not enough but right now she doesn't even want to talk about talking these things. \n\nI'm seeing her everyday as we have 50% of our classes at school together and we're not really treating each other very well as ignoring each other or being unfriendly and things like that. \n\nthe thing is she once texted me that she also loves me, that she is also missing me and I thought that if I tell her about my feelings she might want to be together with me again and might be willing to forgive me. \n\nI'm just really confused right now, I don't even know if I really love her but I just can't stop thinking about her and all the memories I had with her. is there anyone who was experienced something similar? could you guys give me some advice as to what to do right now? thanks in advance." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: We've been dating for over a year.\n\nHe dated this girl the summer between his junior and senior year in high school. They dated for 3 months I think? Anyway, she was his first kiss, first prom date, etc. They didn't kiss and most of their relationship they were apart (he lives in Oregon during the summer). Whenever he speaks about her, he says that he really liked her. He told me specifically that he never LOVED her though. Well, last night, he was drunk and said that she was his \"first love.\" The next morning I asked him about this and he said that he was drunk and being emotional and meant puppy love, and that he never actually loved her, and that I'm his first true love. \n\nWell, I'm a little worried that he still likes her or has feelings for her of some sort. I'll admit, I've snooped a few times on his computer (which is NOT okay.haven't done it in a long time). but he did go on her Facebook every once in awhile. \n\nI'm just really confused about why he is still wondering about his HIGH SCHOOL girlfriend.of FIVE years ago. strange?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: We've been dating for over a year.\n\nHe dated this girl the summer between his junior and senior year in high school. They dated for 3 months I think? Anyway, she was his first kiss, first prom date, etc. They didn't kiss and most of their relationship they were apart (he lives in Oregon during the summer). Whenever he speaks about her, he says that he really liked her. He told me specifically that he never LOVED her though. Well, last night, he was drunk and said that she was his \"first love.\" The next morning I asked him about this and he said that he was drunk and being emotional and meant puppy love, and that he never actually loved her, and that I'm his first true love. \n\nWell, I'm a little worried that he still likes her or has feelings for her of some sort. I'll admit, I've snooped a few times on his computer (which is NOT okay.haven't done it in a long time). but he did go on her Facebook every once in awhile. \n\nI'm just really confused about why he is still wondering about his HIGH SCHOOL girlfriend.of FIVE years ago. strange?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have been spending a lot of time with this guy I met about a month ago. I was physically attracted to him from the start, and grew to like his personality as well. We have been on a couple of dates in addition to hanging out as friends, and I really enjoy spending time with him. The problem is that he's great in when we're just hanging out, but if things start to get romantic he gets incredibly awkward and nervous and it just turns me off. When we've kissed I felt no sparks. If anything I just really want to break it off. \n\nI am very inexperienced with dating/relationships. I had never even kissed anybody before him. So, at first I chalked the bad kissing up to awkwardness on my part. After doing it a couple of other times though, my feelings haven't really changed. I'm starting to think I just don't have chemistry with him. What makes it complicated is that I do feel physically attracted to him, but when we kiss it just goes away. Could he just be a bad kisser?\n\nI don't want to lead him on if it turns out we don't have chemistry, but I also want to give this a chance because I like him. Any advice?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have been spending a lot of time with this guy I met about a month ago. I was physically attracted to him from the start, and grew to like his personality as well. We have been on a couple of dates in addition to hanging out as friends, and I really enjoy spending time with him. The problem is that he's great in when we're just hanging out, but if things start to get romantic he gets incredibly awkward and nervous and it just turns me off. When we've kissed I felt no sparks. If anything I just really want to break it off. \n\nI am very inexperienced with dating/relationships. I had never even kissed anybody before him. So, at first I chalked the bad kissing up to awkwardness on my part. After doing it a couple of other times though, my feelings haven't really changed. I'm starting to think I just don't have chemistry with him. What makes it complicated is that I do feel physically attracted to him, but when we kiss it just goes away. Could he just be a bad kisser?\n\nI don't want to lead him on if it turns out we don't have chemistry, but I also want to give this a chance because I like him. Any advice?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I have been spending a lot of time with this guy I met about a month ago. I was physically attracted to him from the start, and grew to like his personality as well. We have been on a couple of dates in addition to hanging out as friends, and I really enjoy spending time with him. The problem is that he's great in when we're just hanging out, but if things start to get romantic he gets incredibly awkward and nervous and it just turns me off. When we've kissed I felt no sparks. If anything I just really want to break it off. \n\nI am very inexperienced with dating/relationships. I had never even kissed anybody before him. So, at first I chalked the bad kissing up to awkwardness on my part. After doing it a couple of other times though, my feelings haven't really changed. I'm starting to think I just don't have chemistry with him. What makes it complicated is that I do feel physically attracted to him, but when we kiss it just goes away. Could he just be a bad kisser?\n\nI don't want to lead him on if it turns out we don't have chemistry, but I also want to give this a chance because I like him. Any advice?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I think this belongs here but I'm not sure. Not really sure where else to ask for advice or how to proceed. I'm not even sure if \"creep shot\" is the correct term. Either way, there are photos on my SO's computer of him taking covert pics of girls in public. Legs, boobs, girls wearing really short skirts, etc. yes, one that I saw may classify as an up skirt but only because the girl had on a really short skirt and it was from a slightly downward angle. \n\nEither way, I don't know what to do. We're married, I love him. Do I trust him? Not really, but we were working on that. And I wasn't snooping for no reason. I was getting on his computer to borrow it and I asked him first. Went into a folder with a pic of our kid and those pictures were scattered throughout the folder.\n\nI don't really have anyone I can confide in because I don't want my friends to think bad of him. He's actually a really good dude." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I think this belongs here but I'm not sure. Not really sure where else to ask for advice or how to proceed. I'm not even sure if \"creep shot\" is the correct term. Either way, there are photos on my SO's computer of him taking covert pics of girls in public. Legs, boobs, girls wearing really short skirts, etc. yes, one that I saw may classify as an up skirt but only because the girl had on a really short skirt and it was from a slightly downward angle. \n\nEither way, I don't know what to do. We're married, I love him. Do I trust him? Not really, but we were working on that. And I wasn't snooping for no reason. I was getting on his computer to borrow it and I asked him first. Went into a folder with a pic of our kid and those pictures were scattered throughout the folder.\n\nI don't really have anyone I can confide in because I don't want my friends to think bad of him. He's actually a really good dude." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I think this belongs here but I'm not sure. Not really sure where else to ask for advice or how to proceed. I'm not even sure if \"creep shot\" is the correct term. Either way, there are photos on my SO's computer of him taking covert pics of girls in public. Legs, boobs, girls wearing really short skirts, etc. yes, one that I saw may classify as an up skirt but only because the girl had on a really short skirt and it was from a slightly downward angle. \n\nEither way, I don't know what to do. We're married, I love him. Do I trust him? Not really, but we were working on that. And I wasn't snooping for no reason. I was getting on his computer to borrow it and I asked him first. Went into a folder with a pic of our kid and those pictures were scattered throughout the folder.\n\nI don't really have anyone I can confide in because I don't want my friends to think bad of him. He's actually a really good dude." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So there is this girl that I was friends with in high school, we didn't talk much. So basically she started going to the same university as me and we started talking. She told me she flirted with me all of high school and that I showed no interest. Anyways somehow we ended up talking about sex blah blah and we both want to have sex with each other. So I kinda led her on for about two weeks, and at the beginning of this she said that she didn't just fuck around, which is weird because she is in a relationship and us having sex would mean he cheating. Actually given some of the things we have said to each other I would consider that she has already cheated, although not physically. Along the way I hinted strongly that I wasn't interest in her emotionally and that I was not looking for a relationship. Eventually I told it to her flat out and she got upset, saying that \"she's not just a piece of meat\". I guess I set it up so that she would get pissed at me and not sleep with me. I'm a virgin and I think she expects that I would develop feelings for her as a result of sex. I said \"If you wanted sex and friendship but nothing more, then why would you be mad for me saying I wouldn't give anything more?\" She said \"That's not how sex works. We both know it. Plus who said that's what I wanted. I was saying I knew where YOU stood. And for me that's not okay. Because I'm worth everything and more than that.\" and \"Like if it happened it happened but to just come out and say it? You're an asshole.\". I feel like she is mad because I said I don't want to develop feelings for her and I was to keep it strictly physical. Well now it's not going to happen anyways, and I obviously screwed up because I shouldn't be talking like that to someone who is dating someone else, but I wanted to know what people think of this just from reading it. If you think I'm an asshole speak up, if not say whatever you feel, and if you need things clarified let me know, I will try to make this a bit more readable." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've been dating this girl now for about 9 months, and it has been going great. She's the first girl I've been with that I am completely happy with, and we have an amazing amount in common.\n\nHowever, I'm slowly finding out about her past, and I am letting it get to me. We make it a point to never talk about past relationships/flings, because it is not important, only the future is. I knew she had had a few boyfriends in the past, but never heard anything else. A couple months after we started dating, I kept hearing from mutual friends about her \"crazy\" past, and how wild she used to be. I never wanted to hear more, so I just tuned it out and didn't worry about it.\n\nThe other day I was at a large house party, and she was visiting some family before she got there, so she wasn't present yet and I didn't know very many people. I was in the kitchen and two guys were talking about her, and I made the foolish decision to hang around and listen (they didn't know I was dating her). Apparently she was like the one night stand queen, and had slept with a bunch of guys the past few years. Eventually another girl came up and joined in and said something along the lines of \"yeah, I've heard she's been with over 50 guys!\". Thats when I finally realized I didn't want to hear any more and got out of the room.\n\nI know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it really is :( \nI think part of it is that I'm not one for casual sex, and have only been with girlfriends in the past. I view sex as a very emotional thing, and it makes me think that she doesn't by hearing things like this. I know it is so foolish to think about this too much, because we really are perfect together, and she has never given me a reason not to trust her.\n\nWhat can I do to not worry about this? I feel really bad for letting it get to me, and I want to make sure I don't ruin things by being distant and distraught about it.\nThanks everyone!" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I work at a family business that is very quickly growing into a large business. I have been working there for 3 years with my husband [32M], both his parents and his sister.\n\nBasically his sister thinks I have been going behind her back attempting to sabotage her part of the business, and I honestly am blown away that she thinks that. While she was pregnant and on leave I helped build her brand into something that could really take off and she really did not do anything with it once I passed it back to her.\n\nAfter a big dramatic event at work, she did not talk to me and my husband for an entire month.\n\nI finally confronted her about it today and told her I was sorry that it seemed like we were going behind her back, but that was never any of our intention and we didn't mean to hurt her if we had done so and I would like to mend our relationship and sister-in-laws.\n\nShe came back and said that I was young and immature and don't think about other people. I apparently am incredibly inconsiderate and am too ambitious. She also says I never should have had anything to do with her part of the business/brand and that it was my fault that it is the way it is. She says she doesn't want anything to do with us right now and we took too long to apologize to her and her ship has sailed.\n\nI am afraid I am breaking up my husbands family. His parents have only given us bad advice from the start and its really what has gotten us to this breaking point. They kept telling us to move forward with working on her stuff, then when we said we didn't have the bandwidth anymore to the CEO and her boss, thats when she stopped talking to us.\n\nCommunication with her has been out the door since she got pregnant with her first kid. I will admit that my communication should have been better, but she did not make any effort herself.\n\nSo now this whole family fight is my fault and I am the one who just married in and I feel like I am breaking the family apart. How do I fix everything?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I work at a family business that is very quickly growing into a large business. I have been working there for 3 years with my husband [32M], both his parents and his sister.\n\nBasically his sister thinks I have been going behind her back attempting to sabotage her part of the business, and I honestly am blown away that she thinks that. While she was pregnant and on leave I helped build her brand into something that could really take off and she really did not do anything with it once I passed it back to her.\n\nAfter a big dramatic event at work, she did not talk to me and my husband for an entire month.\n\nI finally confronted her about it today and told her I was sorry that it seemed like we were going behind her back, but that was never any of our intention and we didn't mean to hurt her if we had done so and I would like to mend our relationship and sister-in-laws.\n\nShe came back and said that I was young and immature and don't think about other people. I apparently am incredibly inconsiderate and am too ambitious. She also says I never should have had anything to do with her part of the business/brand and that it was my fault that it is the way it is. She says she doesn't want anything to do with us right now and we took too long to apologize to her and her ship has sailed.\n\nI am afraid I am breaking up my husbands family. His parents have only given us bad advice from the start and its really what has gotten us to this breaking point. They kept telling us to move forward with working on her stuff, then when we said we didn't have the bandwidth anymore to the CEO and her boss, thats when she stopped talking to us.\n\nCommunication with her has been out the door since she got pregnant with her first kid. I will admit that my communication should have been better, but she did not make any effort herself.\n\nSo now this whole family fight is my fault and I am the one who just married in and I feel like I am breaking the family apart. How do I fix everything?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So I work at a family business that is very quickly growing into a large business. I have been working there for 3 years with my husband [32M], both his parents and his sister.\n\nBasically his sister thinks I have been going behind her back attempting to sabotage her part of the business, and I honestly am blown away that she thinks that. While she was pregnant and on leave I helped build her brand into something that could really take off and she really did not do anything with it once I passed it back to her.\n\nAfter a big dramatic event at work, she did not talk to me and my husband for an entire month.\n\nI finally confronted her about it today and told her I was sorry that it seemed like we were going behind her back, but that was never any of our intention and we didn't mean to hurt her if we had done so and I would like to mend our relationship and sister-in-laws.\n\nShe came back and said that I was young and immature and don't think about other people. I apparently am incredibly inconsiderate and am too ambitious. She also says I never should have had anything to do with her part of the business/brand and that it was my fault that it is the way it is. She says she doesn't want anything to do with us right now and we took too long to apologize to her and her ship has sailed.\n\nI am afraid I am breaking up my husbands family. His parents have only given us bad advice from the start and its really what has gotten us to this breaking point. They kept telling us to move forward with working on her stuff, then when we said we didn't have the bandwidth anymore to the CEO and her boss, thats when she stopped talking to us.\n\nCommunication with her has been out the door since she got pregnant with her first kid. I will admit that my communication should have been better, but she did not make any effort herself.\n\nSo now this whole family fight is my fault and I am the one who just married in and I feel like I am breaking the family apart. How do I fix everything?" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My best friend and roommate of 2 years is a great girl with a lot to offer, but she is atrocious with her relationships, specifically breakups. In high school, she typically dealt with them by overlapping her relationship with the next guy or girl. Consequently, she doesn't know what to do with herself when she's single. In university, she decided infidelity wasn't the way, but this made matters worse. Guy #1 was crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserved most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself. Their breakup lasted over 4 months. Every night was a bloodcurdling yelling match with multiple climaxes resulting in my friend screaming and crying all at the same time. At least once a week, she would remerge from her pit of despair and proudly announce that it was done with. She even attempted dating a little bit, but this only provided more fodder for her nights with Guy#1. During this time, I tried about everything, from sappy movie nights and ice cream (that never went uninterrupted) to taking on this guy. Had he not been clinically insane, he would have seen he was no match for me, but at least I tired him out. After that, the other roommates and I started looking for a new place to live, but suddenly, my best friend found Guy #2 and the fighting slowly ended. Because he had taken an effort to get to know me and because my best friend went back to Guy #1 a week later, I gave him some friendly advice when they inevitably had a fresh start of their own: \"Leave now, there's nothing for you here.\" Sure enough, it's happening again. Luckily, Guy #2 is only crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserves most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself, but he doesn't like to raise his voice. So far, I've just been ignoring the fights and keeping her busy. Now she wants to make herself available to this ongoing viscous cycle." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My best friend and roommate of 2 years is a great girl with a lot to offer, but she is atrocious with her relationships, specifically breakups. In high school, she typically dealt with them by overlapping her relationship with the next guy or girl. Consequently, she doesn't know what to do with herself when she's single. In university, she decided infidelity wasn't the way, but this made matters worse. Guy #1 was crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserved most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself. Their breakup lasted over 4 months. Every night was a bloodcurdling yelling match with multiple climaxes resulting in my friend screaming and crying all at the same time. At least once a week, she would remerge from her pit of despair and proudly announce that it was done with. She even attempted dating a little bit, but this only provided more fodder for her nights with Guy#1. During this time, I tried about everything, from sappy movie nights and ice cream (that never went uninterrupted) to taking on this guy. Had he not been clinically insane, he would have seen he was no match for me, but at least I tired him out. After that, the other roommates and I started looking for a new place to live, but suddenly, my best friend found Guy #2 and the fighting slowly ended. Because he had taken an effort to get to know me and because my best friend went back to Guy #1 a week later, I gave him some friendly advice when they inevitably had a fresh start of their own: \"Leave now, there's nothing for you here.\" Sure enough, it's happening again. Luckily, Guy #2 is only crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserves most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself, but he doesn't like to raise his voice. So far, I've just been ignoring the fights and keeping her busy. Now she wants to make herself available to this ongoing viscous cycle." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My best friend and roommate of 2 years is a great girl with a lot to offer, but she is atrocious with her relationships, specifically breakups. In high school, she typically dealt with them by overlapping her relationship with the next guy or girl. Consequently, she doesn't know what to do with herself when she's single. In university, she decided infidelity wasn't the way, but this made matters worse. Guy #1 was crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserved most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself. Their breakup lasted over 4 months. Every night was a bloodcurdling yelling match with multiple climaxes resulting in my friend screaming and crying all at the same time. At least once a week, she would remerge from her pit of despair and proudly announce that it was done with. She even attempted dating a little bit, but this only provided more fodder for her nights with Guy#1. During this time, I tried about everything, from sappy movie nights and ice cream (that never went uninterrupted) to taking on this guy. Had he not been clinically insane, he would have seen he was no match for me, but at least I tired him out. After that, the other roommates and I started looking for a new place to live, but suddenly, my best friend found Guy #2 and the fighting slowly ended. Because he had taken an effort to get to know me and because my best friend went back to Guy #1 a week later, I gave him some friendly advice when they inevitably had a fresh start of their own: \"Leave now, there's nothing for you here.\" Sure enough, it's happening again. Luckily, Guy #2 is only crazy, egotistical, possessive, and reserves most of his wit for knowing exactly what to say to make her hate herself, but he doesn't like to raise his voice. So far, I've just been ignoring the fights and keeping her busy. Now she wants to make herself available to this ongoing viscous cycle." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Good morning, everyone. I'm very tired.\n\nMy boyfriend and I don't live together, but we have been dating for 4 years. 2 years of that was long distance. When we're awake, he is very affectionate and kind. He likes to hold me, and kiss me and be close. We often spend Sundays cuddled on the couch, watching movies/youtube videos. I like his affection a lot.\n\nAt night though. he often wakes me up by grabbing my tits and ass. Often times, I'll wake up to him grinding his hard dick against me, either my hip or my ass. Sometimes, it is actually painful. Sometimes he'll have this junk out of his boxers. Sometimes he'll put my hand on his junk. A lot of the time, precum gets all over my sheets, comforter, and my clothes. This doesn't happen every night, but it happens more often than not. I don't think the issue is that we're not having enough sex. He's usually at my place from Saturday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, and we'll have sex anywhere from 3-5 times, *plus I'll give him 2-3 blow jobs.*\n\nI've talked to him about this, about how sometimes he hurts me while he's grinding against me. How it wakes me up, and really messes with my sleep schedule. I get very little sleep usually, due to my stressful job. I average at about 5-4 hours, and use the weekends to try to catch up. Him waking me up really cuts back on my weekend sleep. He always seems to contrite and sad when I bring it up, he apologizes and then tries to make it up to me. but then it happens again. I don't know what to do." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Good morning, everyone. I'm very tired.\n\nMy boyfriend and I don't live together, but we have been dating for 4 years. 2 years of that was long distance. When we're awake, he is very affectionate and kind. He likes to hold me, and kiss me and be close. We often spend Sundays cuddled on the couch, watching movies/youtube videos. I like his affection a lot.\n\nAt night though. he often wakes me up by grabbing my tits and ass. Often times, I'll wake up to him grinding his hard dick against me, either my hip or my ass. Sometimes, it is actually painful. Sometimes he'll have this junk out of his boxers. Sometimes he'll put my hand on his junk. A lot of the time, precum gets all over my sheets, comforter, and my clothes. This doesn't happen every night, but it happens more often than not. I don't think the issue is that we're not having enough sex. He's usually at my place from Saturday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, and we'll have sex anywhere from 3-5 times, *plus I'll give him 2-3 blow jobs.*\n\nI've talked to him about this, about how sometimes he hurts me while he's grinding against me. How it wakes me up, and really messes with my sleep schedule. I get very little sleep usually, due to my stressful job. I average at about 5-4 hours, and use the weekends to try to catch up. Him waking me up really cuts back on my weekend sleep. He always seems to contrite and sad when I bring it up, he apologizes and then tries to make it up to me. but then it happens again. I don't know what to do." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Good morning, everyone. I'm very tired.\n\nMy boyfriend and I don't live together, but we have been dating for 4 years. 2 years of that was long distance. When we're awake, he is very affectionate and kind. He likes to hold me, and kiss me and be close. We often spend Sundays cuddled on the couch, watching movies/youtube videos. I like his affection a lot.\n\nAt night though. he often wakes me up by grabbing my tits and ass. Often times, I'll wake up to him grinding his hard dick against me, either my hip or my ass. Sometimes, it is actually painful. Sometimes he'll have this junk out of his boxers. Sometimes he'll put my hand on his junk. A lot of the time, precum gets all over my sheets, comforter, and my clothes. This doesn't happen every night, but it happens more often than not. I don't think the issue is that we're not having enough sex. He's usually at my place from Saturday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, and we'll have sex anywhere from 3-5 times, *plus I'll give him 2-3 blow jobs.*\n\nI've talked to him about this, about how sometimes he hurts me while he's grinding against me. How it wakes me up, and really messes with my sleep schedule. I get very little sleep usually, due to my stressful job. I average at about 5-4 hours, and use the weekends to try to catch up. Him waking me up really cuts back on my weekend sleep. He always seems to contrite and sad when I bring it up, he apologizes and then tries to make it up to me. but then it happens again. I don't know what to do." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: 18, Male, Tennessee.\nI was speeding, like 120 in a 65. Some girl kept trying to speed up with me in a shit car, I drive a turbo g35 it was no match but she wouldn't budge she'd push her little car around trying to pass me, and obviously putting her life in danger, I'm no godly driver but I know my car, and the road. I knew what I could do speed wise, and I constantly took it back to around 80 before she'd speed up. Eventually I had to turn, and she held up her phone, and a piece of paper, I assumed it was her number but now that I think about it she probably got my tags and plans to report or something, I want to know could I get in trouble? \nOn mobile." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: 18, Male, Tennessee.\nI was speeding, like 120 in a 65. Some girl kept trying to speed up with me in a shit car, I drive a turbo g35 it was no match but she wouldn't budge she'd push her little car around trying to pass me, and obviously putting her life in danger, I'm no godly driver but I know my car, and the road. I knew what I could do speed wise, and I constantly took it back to around 80 before she'd speed up. Eventually I had to turn, and she held up her phone, and a piece of paper, I assumed it was her number but now that I think about it she probably got my tags and plans to report or something, I want to know could I get in trouble? \nOn mobile." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: 18, Male, Tennessee.\nI was speeding, like 120 in a 65. Some girl kept trying to speed up with me in a shit car, I drive a turbo g35 it was no match but she wouldn't budge she'd push her little car around trying to pass me, and obviously putting her life in danger, I'm no godly driver but I know my car, and the road. I knew what I could do speed wise, and I constantly took it back to around 80 before she'd speed up. Eventually I had to turn, and she held up her phone, and a piece of paper, I assumed it was her number but now that I think about it she probably got my tags and plans to report or something, I want to know could I get in trouble? \nOn mobile." }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }
{ "text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: I've got two problems at the moment, both inter-related.\n\n* First, The Job Posting:\n\nThanks to corporate-speak, it's extremely hard to come across as genuine in a business context. I'm looking for people who enjoy IT, and take a lot of pride in what they do. I'm looking for the sort of people to whom \"good enough\" isn't. How do I let these sort of people that they want to work with me? How do I let them know that my company knows \"pride\" isn't just a buzzword for \"watching the bottom line\"?\n\n* Second, The Candidates:\n\nI'm pretty new to management. There are a lot of people who are far more experienced at talking themselves up than I am at figuring them out. It's easy enough to hire someone qualified, you can test for that with a well-executed test environment. The problem is that will only tell you what they're capable of, not how much you have to fight them to do anything. \n\nWe're an IT company in the small/medium business market, our clients don't generally have piles of cash to blow on new servers. There are times I'll have to hand someone a 3-year old server and some extra RAM and say \"The client's budget fell through this year but they still need an upgrade, see how well you can polish this turd.\" The kind of person I'm looking for isn't just gonna say \"This thing sucks\". They're gonna say \"This thing sucks, but it's gonna gleam anyway because it's *my* fuckin' turd.\"" }