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blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet ass red kool - aid !
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blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet red kool - aid !
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basically they were up shit creek either way .
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basically they were be in a big trouble either way
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hard to believe so many numbskulls choose to be cynical fucks over something that might actually have happened .
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Hard to beleive so many uninformed people choose to be cynical over something that might have actually happened.
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yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though .
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yeah she can but she aint got it on me though .
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kinda but shit im ready for a relationship now !
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I am ready for the relationship now
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there 's a fucking power level ranking ?
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There's a power level ranking?
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bad romance is my shit .
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bad romance is my thing.
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the horses were kept in terrible conditions and the park always smelled like horse shit .
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the horses were kept in terrible conditions and the park always smelled like horse
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gotta love people that actively fight to be fucked over .
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Gotta love people that actively fight to be treated less.
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chillin looking around n shit lol
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Chillin looking around.
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north korea would demap those idiots if they tried that shit .
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north korea would demap those wrong people if they tried that wrong work.
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he should be projectile vomiting .
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he should be projectile vomiting.
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reguarless of what their intentions were , its fucked up that you voted against giving benefits to veterans .
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Regardless their intentions, it is such a mess that you vote against giving benefits to veterans
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fuck me and fuck windows movie maker .
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I hate myself and Windows Movie Maker.
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you have plans tomorrow you fuck .
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You have plans tomorrow
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they are both full of shit and we don 't want those jobs .
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We don't want those jobs.
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the shit you just said !
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the thing you just said !
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future was loose hahaha so good , fucking epic
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future was loose hahaha so good , epic
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take care of your own fucking family .
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take care of your own family .
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im finna tweet myy ass off witt his lyrics
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im finna tweet off witt his lyrics
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holy shit the comments on that article are depressing .
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The comments on that article are depressing
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why don 't they go disarm the fucking cartels instead ?
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Why don't they disarm the cartels instead?
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yeah , youre a trump supporter all right , whether you voted for the pervert or not .
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yeah , youre a trump supporter all right , whether you voted for him or not
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everyone else is a fool , but certainly not me .
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I am smarter than most people
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well for one spell check corrected it and who gives a shit about a period ?
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Well for one spell check corrected it and who cares about a period?
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that 's just one fucking federal program .
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that 's just one federal program .
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this is too ridiculous an idea to contemplate seriously .
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This is a bad idea to contemplate seriously
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if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette .
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If I have to go outside anyhow, I'm having a real cigarette
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holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ?
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What's the reasoning for 28+ up votes people?
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it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d
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It's obvious that he's gonna win! Lol, I already voted.
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my new slogan is i don 't give a fuck !
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My new slogan is I don't care
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no one fucks with our hat .
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No one does anything with our hat
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are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo dick about it ? o
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are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo about it ?
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why does such a talented player have to be a jerk ?
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Why does such a talented player have to be mean?
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its like telling your girl friend shes fat then asking her to marry you .
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It's like being disrespectful to your girlfrind and then asking her to marry you.
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shit i just did my housing yesterday
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I did my housing yesterday.
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lighten the fuck up stabby .
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lighten the thing up stabby .
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so fucking what ! let them believe it .
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Let them believe it
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at least you agree that legally , she 's fucked .
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at least you agree that legally, she’s in a problem
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damn just all get in the pool and enjoy the party called life .
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Let's all get in the pool and enjoy the party called life.
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so im hoppin in my shit
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so i'm hoppin in my place
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again , you clearly are a sick delusional public sector paid idiot
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again, you are clearly wrong
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you aint seen a picture of me so how the fuck can i look like a boy lol
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you aint seen a picture of me so how can i look like a boy
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can someone please explain to me why it 's so hard for me to be a bitch ?
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Why is it difficult for me to behave negatively
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i bet u watch them bitches tho
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I bet you watch the ladies though.
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fuck me , i * work * in one .
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i work in one
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i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head .
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I didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article
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che finlay will orientate your ass !
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che finlay will orientate you!
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damn might resort wristcutting ! pow
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I might resort to injuring my wrist.
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instructions unclear noodles stuck in dick
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Instructions are totally unclear
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he has about a million fucking tickets .
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he has about a million tickets .
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there 's a fucking power level ranking ?
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There's a power level ranking?
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look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about .
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Look at you, talking about something you have no idea about.
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oi ! scooby doo gets shit done ! i don 't remember any unsolved case by these fine detectives !
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don 't remember any unsolved case by these fine detectives
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thats fucking it , im joining
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That's it! I'm joining.
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the airs mad thick pause , fuck up man swear i hate with all my heart sometimes
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The air made thick pause , i swear i hate it with all my heart sometimes.
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how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ?
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How do you know who is in this group ?
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u was just on some weird shit two weeks ago
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u was just on some weird things two weeks ago
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ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a cocksucking fascist schmuck like you .
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Ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a person like you.
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my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone 's windshield after they fucking followed us .
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My boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone's windshield after they followed us
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what a fucking gem you are !
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You are a gem.
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###why hasn 't this pig been charged with a crime and imprisoned like the fucking scumbag thug he is ?
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Why hasn't this person been charged with a crime and imprisoned like the criminal that he is?
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vote the clown out in 2020 !
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Vote him out in 2020!
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source every fucking time the stock market tanks
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source every time the stock market tanks
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read the sign : report these losers .
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read the sign: report them
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that happens to me alllllll the timeeeeeeeeeeeee lol for real smh fuck it tho
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that happens to me alllllll the timeeeeeeeeeeeee lol for real
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where the fuck is my movah
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where is my movah
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i dunno shit about cars , but that 's a good - looking set
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i dunno much about cars , but that's a good looking set
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why can 't this shit happen to cops here ?
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Why can't this happen to cops here ?
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please get immediate help for your hatefilled progressive psychosis !
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Please get immediate help for your mind
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next time add it quicker you sorry sack of shit .
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Next time work fast
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they would still vote for her lying , corrupt ass regardless of the facts .
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They would still vote for her regardless of the facts
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attention don 't fucking go to north korea
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attention don 't go to north korea
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it 's fucking pointless to keep going after tpb .
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It is pointless to continue after TPB.
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at home , why ? media is shit and i 'm knackered
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at home, why? media is bad and I'm knackered
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yes ukrainians actually really published such shit
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Yes Ukrainians actually published such things.
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his bitch ass wuld never do dhat .
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He would never do that.
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the original draft was pure crap and i said so .
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the original draft was unclear and i said so .
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yes , that young lady was killed in va by ayear old racist idiot .
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yes , that young lady was killed in va by ayear old racist person
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fucks no i just know redlands area i was always out there
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I just know redlands area because I was always out there.
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a fucking deal if you ask me .
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A deal if you ask me .
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do one of the following or fuck off 1
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do one of the following or take off 1
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yeah the joke was made 55 fucking times already
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yeah the joke was made 55 times already
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shit it s alwasy there , you know
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It’s always there, you know.
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why won 't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal shit like this ?
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Why won't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing something illegal?
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dont tell me to follow back bitch isaid iwould .
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dont tell me to follow back isaid iwould.
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yes but john this old fart is so much smarter than you can ever be .
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Yes but John is so much smarter than you can ever be
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lls no bitch it was pinned up ! thankkkk youuuu
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It was pinned up! Thank you
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nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to a crap song .
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Nobody is forcing the players to protest, but someone is forcing them to listen to that unsuitable song
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also how the fuck do i turn off this shitty trending bar ?
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How can I turn the bar off ?
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how can any man or woman identify with such a despicable human as worthy of their vote !
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how can any man or woman identify with such a human as worthy of their vote !
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living in germany saved my ass this time .
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Living in Germany saved me this time.
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name one fucking rapist that got enough jail time to match the crime .
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name one rapist that got enough jail time to match the crime .
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but then again , the left sides reputation for hypocrisy is welldeserved .
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But again, the hypocrisy of the left is well defended.
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hell i would rather have him as the starting qb that the crap qbs we have now .
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I would rather have him as the starting QB than the other guy.
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i might just turn fucking straight
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i might just turn straight
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that was fucking awesome man thank you !
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that was awesome man thank you !
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clare and eli need to get back you can 't just bust your ass into the picture no .
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Clare and Eli need to get back. You cannot just barge into the picture.
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this makes the religious zealots look like mad men .
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This makes religious people look unsuitable.
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sandy fucked over new york , which would have been nothing for us in la .
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sandy destroyed over new york , which would have been nothing for us in la .
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